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"When I lived in Woodland Hills we used to get a lot of mice and rats because I live in the hills themselves and One time hobbit exactly exactly scummy Bilbo in rat and it was destroying our house like eating electrical wires it ruined. Our dishwashers rain. Pipe and. Finally I had heard I was sitting on the couch and I was so pissed at this rat nine traps everywhere. I could never catch it. I heard a little scratch behind our couch. I pull the couch out in there. I am staring the rat right in. Its face and it's about this long and I had nothing with me had no weapon so I just took my foot and I had no shoes on and I just tried. I tried to like pick. It's heading and I had my foot pressed against the body and I could feel it. I had squeezed the rat so it's body was bending around my foot and then I could feel. The red just turned jelly and squeezed from behind my foot in stamper away money about uh traps everywhere about a week later it was in the dead of the night. I am dead asleep upstairs and I just you know. I'm asleep and spring up in idol and I just I don't know why sprang up. I walk downstairs and sure enough. There was the rat caught in a trap in the middle of my dining room. Debt is could be start screening victory at like Graham Dave damage? Football Brab available on Apple PODCASTS and at NFL dot com slash DDS fees. Now here's your host Jay damage. Hey Hi hello. And Welcome to the Young McCall program wherever you are safe and sound successfully sequestered UN yours. That was Matt Money Smith. Of course regaling us with one of his battles against nature specifically a rat that broke into his house. I saw mass outside my house through the window last night. And if that if that if any rodent or enter this home than I would I would gather my essential belongings which would include my children and in a in a box and then I would I would burn the house down. And then it'd be the end of that chapter of my life so there's Matt Money Smith Rolling Start this time. always rolling. Start with me thinking we're not recorded. It's okay I don't mind at all. Well listen you know I know time is of the essence for so But Actually Matt Money Smith. I've continuing to spin away for your listening pleasure. Everyday with petrous PAPPA daycares make sure you check it out iheartradio or if you're in Los Angeles. Am Five seventy Nice stuff that you guys are spin. There is handsome Hank Hodgson. What's happening with you handsome? Hank I dave under your thank you. Note in rodents just a a cable of children through Who running wild instead of the house and then while the three of us tend to our respective children Eddie Spaghetti really one of the victors here of their own virus. Twenty twenty because he at least gets to listen to Pearl Jam uninterrupted really. There's very little between you at the FELLAS arriving game. I mean Gamer gaming. I mean he certainly some John but I would say giving them Paul Jim. What would the ratio jammed game be? Any will waste some time for you. That's my My solemn commitment on behalf of everybody whose voices you're hearing right now We're GONNA try to pass The next several minutes. Oria with some games like we like to do. Maybe we'll get some Uson noodle some other borough grab ass but spaghetti you want fix things off with a quick Pearl Jam Album Review Sure I very excited for this album. Because the last two I've liked what I haven't fallen in love with I think this new on Gig a ton It's not only as their longest album but I think it's their most diverse or experimental. No from ninety six and I I actually want to see a lot of the songs live which. I didn't feel that way the last few albums so and I'm glad that every member of the group had their own songs in the album overall. I think it's it's a really it's a it's a fresh breath of fresh air that Something you don't expect from a ban that's been around for thirty years to put on music that is I think as solid as the original stuff And I I honestly couldn't be one of the bright spots of this Carnival be happier here. I like the fact that you know musical. Everything's based on on quantity not quality. Not only is one of the longest albums ever Israeli started. That's really what you're looking for a long album. Oh no no no no because they put up. Backspace has a nine and it was like thirty seven minutes and this one is fifty seven minutes so I mean when you go six and a half years the putting out an album you WANNA have some length. You need some lengthy right. Yeah so twelve songs. Grade has little something for everyone so everyone thinks I'm going to push on that. They're ready because to be honest. I feel like a lot of Pearl. Jam is is very similar right. I mean it's Pearl. Jam It's Eddie. Better and better voices very distinct sound and quality through it So what what would be the everybody like? Everybody had seen St. a little something for for who and WHO and for hope. I'll sure I mean it's like reggae. Hey they got this super now. I mean not like I'm talking about within rock music because there's there's definitely some songs on this album alone that are very in the the Bruce Springsteen Tom Petty wral and then you have another song. That's very similar to like the David Byrne talking heads and then you have another song or two songs. Rather that are very similar to soundgarden which is obviously the influence from Matt Cameron and their producer. Josh Evans worked on King Animal. So I mean in terms of rock music. You definitely have stuff that you're paying for all the Rock Music Fan and then and then also there's like folk more Fokker songs like You know at as two or three songs that are more competitive and Here in just use the pump organ so if you like more more like the acoustic softwares that as well it's a good nick so I mean I'm I'm very happy with it. I'll tell you this are glad that you're happy with that. You know what has jumped out to me. What speaks to me right now in the world the weekend. I well just the one single. I don't know what goes on with the weekend. The continent like they don't use vowels W. K. N. b. One song his I there have been in like the last basically since I've lived in Los Angeles I would say there are four songs that play that are. I don't know if they're number one or whatever. I don't know how you would even categorize these money ear from the music business so you probably know what the correct term is for. Does it just pop song from from? Hey Ya to downtown at that at that time. What was that guy saw? Ricky Martin Ricky Martin's hit La Vida. Loca I'm thinking the last twenty years the catchy pop songs. I've heard La Vida Loca. Hey a Bruno. Mars locked out of heaven and now the weekends. Whatever it's called blinding light or whatever. It's called Sharp Dad. What's that Singapore's who who does falsetto? So that's what the words I who he who he who he who he. I don't actually. I don't know what the words are. Anyway I recently. I just watched the last night. I watched castaway and I don't know what's when the last time you guys caught. This picture was but I found myself thirty years. I was been that long. Yeah I found myself that. Don't worry everybody this ties into pro football because He's he's stranded on this. Ice Survives a horrific plane crash in the sea in the middle of the night only survivor somehow against all odds. He jumps on a little Inflatable craft in makes his way to this deserted island. Somehow he manages through his. I don't know even what he's leaning on with his His clever schemes to stay alive cracking coconut and everything else. And somehow four years he escapes. This island is impossibly found in the middle of the sea. Just before he passes he makes it back and he goes to see his lost love. Helen Hunt who has since moved on with her life To the extent that she's now remarried four years later she has like a what looks like an eighteen month. Old Child with a new husband like he only got lost four years ago. She Nick so all right so she should feel pretty guilty about herself. He makes it to her front door in the middle of the night. It's raining and everything he comes in. She has not one question. Not One question form about what the experience was like. How the Hell did you survive out there? What did you do? What did you make that bowed out of that that you went out into the sea with no no questions? You're not curious about anything. Know you're busy telling him about the Kevin Dyson touchdown that almost one the Tennessee titans the super bowl. That's the tenor of their conversation. I was I found myself late last night on the couch. Living with Helen Hunt and I was happy though that Tom Hanks decided or he didn't decide she said. I have to go back just as well. Tom Hanks you can do better than what a creep this rivals the win Joan Allen. In the last scene of face off when ray saw while that's the worst thing ever at least Helen Hunt. I mean it's questionable. Why should a while though you know Quick I'd be looking for six if I came home late to. Yeah no it was an eighteen month old kid already at that point. I guess you're looking at about a year and you're in a couple of months math on that. Let's do them an okay. I let him. He's he's lost it C. Been a year right if you have an eighteen month old kid you're talking about you know nine or ten months of pregnancy You're talking about hooking up with someone to the point that you now having a child with the right months it's the holidays when the plane crashes because remember they have that dinner and then she takes him to the airport to jump on the Fedex plane and by the way he's fat there and by the time he comes back because obviously he's been living on a deserted island he's lost. A lot of weight always had his coconuts and crab legs to eat right and so he's lost a lot of way. She doesn't even comment on that. Like I'm not sure that necessarily would be the first thing. Come up and the terrible guilt of the fact that you're married and have another child if he's your love or you would say you know pass lowery might be like. Hey I'm looking girly. Probably not the best way to lose weight but I gotta say it suit. You look terrific. You've never looked better. Plus you got a nice bronze glow about you. None of that more and more just talking about busy talking about the titans almost won the super bowl and issues shock. And that's what the scene suggests is that she is so in shock that she's got nothing else but a Helen Hunt apologized. Saying I mean you know you're like you said it she's guilty. She's got this eighteen month old. She moved down in about six months. Maybe eight and and now here. He is at our doorstep and instead of apologizing profusely humiliated firmest needs to. She can't believe this man has returned home after being missing for four years. And well the well publicized. Plane Crash Zero survivors. I wonder if the husband at like a survivor. Group showed no now he. I just watched it last night. Or she he comes the guy who played Mr Big and sex in the city member him. You know I'm talking to you when you said Mr big. I thought Iran Eisley in the ICY brothers. Kelly videos Look miss the big jess permits personally. Popped into my mind all handsome. I think you've just walked us into a fascinating project for somebody within the sound of our voice replacing all the sex in the city scenes replacing Mr big with mister big chest guest replacing Antonio Brown having conversations with What's what's her name. Matthew Broderick's wife Terry Siri just Sarah. Jessica Parker Yeah Sarah Jessica Parker Kerry just a quick aside. If I may vary Bradshaw's first wife right I know exactly. I never I never liked watching sex in the city because it is all Comedy that humiliates men and whenever they would make a joke and my wife would be lying in bed. Next to me and laugh I would upset. It'd be like why are you laughing at me? Like I said is just funny in general or is this something that relates to me in your laughing. They really did like genuinely upset. So I wouldn't have to leave the room when she wants. Explicit worked out for your wife in the end because she trained you well enough to now be defending Helen. Hunt's indefensible show that ask a question I'm nothing at all like like they get. What did you do for entertainment? You know like not like how did you go? Crazy argued just insane. Like did you. I mean they. Did you write a Buck? Any nothing jazz. No questions for like what? What the Hell did you do on that island? Like in none of it by her current husband could be the jealous type down. What set him. Well he's not he's not hanging around. He's upstairs in the bedroom. A sleep currently but quickly weeks living castaway twenty twenty. I got joy. How did you all do exactly? Yeah aren't we all Tom Hanks right now? He just survived his own form of it. I didn't knowledge that That irony but yeah. He's castaway on that were a lot of similarities. Actually he was just on an island in the Pacific. You know Australia. But in castaway. We don't know the name of the island but pretty similar but back to face off quickly. So Sean Archer. His he he. He's so obsessed with catching with with catching his arch-rival that he is willing to have his face experimental surgery take my face off and put his face on. I won't be able to look in the mirror because he killed our son. But you know what Castor Troy. I'm GONNA use you. And he takes his face Dan. He risks life and limb really almost gets killed by the aforementioned castor troy who has since become shine and in the interim inadvertently or otherwise Joan Allen. The wife Mrs Archer makes time with Castro. Roy never mind that. Sheep doesn't notice anything there must be married. I mean that doesn't notice like hey. It's something different about about you in the news but castor troy's brother Wang when Sean Archer as castor troy goes into the maximum security jail. You're recall pollock's troy his younger brother as soon as Sean Archer as castor troy opens his mouth politics. Troy is a little skeptical. That you're actually my real brother. What he's the medication. I take Bro. You don't get to do that. You don't get the make a movie. That is hinged on a high concept like this and then have your characters. Be Skeptical of the premise. That you are forcing us to accept the understand I do. I do and what I've concluded from this conversation. Slash Dissertation Dave is that somehow you stumbled upon a channel that is playing movies from thirty years ago. Added Meyer on macy's old issues. Macy's Archer is also. She is so she now again. I'M GONNA BE HONEST. A little confused. I've I've lost my place. I cannot like been along to face off was one those I saw at once and I was like. That's one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen and I never watched it again. I'm just being brutally honest so you can you can you him. Spaghetti don't tell muted but I think that's what he deserves now so schon archer castor troy in gain a engage in in a literal battle to the death. And in the meantime Mrs Archer makes time with WHO TURNS OUT TO BE CASTOR Troy. She doesn't notice anything about the the the the tech nudes key employs between the sheets. Yeah now that nothing noticing of that. The pollock's Straw the younger brother. Castor is more lucid. What's go anyway after it's all said and done they're still married. Mrs Archer and Sean Archer and he gets his own face. Put back on barely surviving the whole thing. He is the hero everything else and we see in the final scene shown archer. Finally return home after this. You know you know uniquely horrendous experience but ultimately it worked out he comes home she sitting around there. They'd Lynn around on the laptop. Like Oh oh. This Tuesday was the day you were getting released from the hospital. She couldn't have got him picked him up at the hospital after that whole thing garbage. That's more disgrace guilt alone. Should have dictated that. She had to go to the hot that she would do after what she did. The unmentionable thing she did with an to castor troy again letting her off the hook thinking. It was her husband but still what happened happened. And there's no erasing that Mrs Archer and you're sitting there on the Laptop. You couldn't have picked him up. You can the gotten in the car and picked him up at the local hospital after what he's been through this graceful now Dave on the other hand maybe she maybe she enjoyed time with cost. Detroit thinking he was husband so much that actually that she she she thinks future might be that he's dead. I mean well but but you still have. Your hands in mind is elsewhere. Maybe she's like. Hey look I thought the world was this. Actually this is you know. Even if it's even if he's dead maybe there are other men out there who can give me the same sensations that I wasn't able to get from my husband so who She's so you're not one taste of what the broader world could offer was enough for her to you know. What was she doing? Maybe setting up an account on a dating website of Iceland interesting theory so she's on match. Dot Com is on match DOT COM priceline com. One I mean yeah exactly all those things because because now she realizes that the world is not just a bowl of apples. It's A. It's all the fruits that you could. You could possibly imagine why now men's junk is what exactly and now this is while see now. That's the irony here. Here's why I think undistracted whoever wrote the script and decided to mainly Stu People Sean Archer and castor troy needs to be kicked square. The joke why that's that's stupid. Name Catherwood Roy. What would you like them to be named plan? Yeah about black comedy. Look out here. Comes Gary Kevin's going to get you to? Kevin is Kevin is the most diabolical criminal out. There he took our son Kevin Jameson. There you go. Gary why not dairy Troy what? Tester truck now. Helen Hunt Not married. She's tried to move on with her life but I think she did it. A little prematurely because he dies and he's gone for four years and this is so that so. I'm sorry that this is a if If this is convoluted and difficult to follow but we learn that he gets on the plane on the holidays because they have that holiday dinner with the whole family before she runs him to the airport. Helen Hunt runs. Tom Hanks to the airport he flies off playing goes into the sea for years later he reemerges they find them laying on that Raft out in the Pacific somewhere. Then he then he comes back home to where were they. L. A. OR WHATEVER ANYHOW NO MEMPHIS SAR and they're talking right and they're talking about the Super Bowl. That was just played. So it's exactly about four years in a month or two months somewhere around there because Christmas than the super bowl a month later right right so it's like four years in a month they'll look around money like your blood or someone walking down the hallway. That's why I wanted to see if they were going to emerge. I hope it's rat coming back. Sweeper I do actually. I do have a quick question. Yes as we try to tie in back into the world of Football. I already did. I told you it was all about the Super Bowl. Congratulations where were the titans? Where with the Titans plane at this time? Did they have their? They have their state went built in child yet or not yes because when they won the Super Bowl. Yeah because the that super bowl run began with the With the Music City Miracle Gotcha right. Because I wasn't aware Memphis right or did they play. Free started out as Memphis and you WANNA tied into football. That was they avoided what the Los Angeles Lakers and Los Angeles Dodgers and Utah. Jazz and all those And all those misnomers. They decided to avoid that they will for one year they were the Tennessee oilers dumb right and they rightly changed it to something when they moved When I moved to Nashville Tennessee oilers in Memphis moved to Nashville Tennessee. That's right yeah a little bit. A lost history is that they wore that Houston oilers uniform for at Liege. I missed. I missed that thing Yes we but but yes so four years and a month after he disappears she is now not only married. She has an eighteen month old and the dentist. He comes out when he when hanks comes in. And he's GonNa he thinks he's going to see Helen Hunt for the first time at the big ceremony out at the airfield He the at the dentist comes out. He's like hey. I did a root canal on your five years ago. So they know each other already. He says like yeah. We don't know if you remember me Tom. Hanks but I did that root canal and Tom. Hanks is like Oh. You're the guy from sex in the city was Carrie. Bradshaw Terry Bradshaw's since then I've I've been executed root canals on your wife if you know what I mean. Yeah and how I'll show you like. I know everybody that's ever done a dental work on me like I. I remember all of my dentists from Musk's nine S. I wouldn't be able to recognize that. Where did you go to some sort of dentist factory like I? I have a personal dentist like his. Name's doctor I know I do too. But he's always wearing them us so if if suddenly he came out without wearing the blue gown and the thing and whatever you know sometimes they wear a hand net. I might be like. Oh you look a little bit like my dentist. But you've never seen your dentist without a mask on a little weird. Yeah they usually come in a chat. You know that kind of gives you happen and then again NASCAR when the mass goes up. That's it's time for business time here. We go like like this. Yeah right say now I mean you guys obviously spend time talking to me. I'm just like get down to the from the dentist. Maybe we go to the extent. Give pretty soon. I know pleased. Alvin Hansen is horrific. Piece down the open. I'm I'm this is what we talk about. When you're not around handsome boy now listen so cheese. He's Austin away here. No I don't have anymore. I'm trying to figure out this time line here. I want to figure it out with you. Now listen she. He's lost at sea doesn't she? Doesn't think like the next day while he's dead. She assumes that I mean we don't we to at as her as his love beloved of love of her life that she's like I gotTa hold out hope and in fact come to think of achieve and says I knew you were alive. They told me that what I knew you were alive. Then why'd you run off and get hitched lady you know? Yeah that's about look for a month or two months or something like that so right out of the gate our four years okay. Then she gets. So let's do it backwards. Eighteen months and then money you say ten months prior to that baby is out. You're not twenty seven months now two years three months right and now you gotta figure out how long you are any courtship period before you decide to have a child. Let's just assume that if it's quick assume that's what eight months. Sanal were at thirty five months. Maybe three years she basically gave it a year and sounds like not at least they already knew each other right. She didn't go out dating coming off. Or whatever like he'd certainly made a move on her at the dentist prior to this time like he'd been fancied her all. I know I didn't know you. I know I read. I like to kiss. Hey is that the dentist over there at the funeral like you know because they talk about zero four. I'm even though in the body but it had a few girl and he so maybe he showed up and she's like is that the dentist like I don't really recognize him because he doesn't have his mask on but like But I you know now that I'm now that we're talking this out I think she bedded him or bedded urge was she was only. I don't know I I mean not physically at the you know the wait. Maybe like over. Samal some sandwiches. Maybe she comforted her. I don't know how you boy in Newark. Yeah you guys. Boos at funerals wakes black stuff. That's right the so right. So that's what that because it doesn't the courtship or anything I think I think they fell into bed and they. They weren't careful and now we have is okay then then that makes it a little more reasonable. It's been a year and a half or two. She's grieving she doesn't know he takes advantage of her. They fall into bed. Wow I have a baby and me. I don't have any better on my. My true. Love is buried at the bottom of the ocean. I may as well jump in on this and get hitting a lot of people are saying people should be using this time that we're in quarantine to do something creative. I think you should be writing. Cost away to the story of what happened banks. And it's not right it's not a sequel but it's not a sneak girl. L. Story of how story of modern life? Yeah it's a romance story. Yeah lining I let it could be like Liam Neeson or or John Maclean Liam Neeson taken like just like what is these. Everybody I know keeps getting kidnapped and John Maclean keeps getting into terrorist attacks. It's the same sort of thing. Maybe it's like hanks or maybe it's the lovechild of Helen Hunt but somebody gets what I'm stuck on an island again and again I'm alone again and again family forgot me again. I wonder if there's a message being sent if you got if you got stranded on a deserted island for four years the first time it would be a devastating emotional bummer but if it happened a second time then it would be. Kinda funny then. It'd be like what am I right. Don't you think I think I think I'd be dead after two weeks is what I think desert island I would give up. I would give up quickly data to hell with this put bunch of rocks in my pocket and walk into the ocean. Yeah that's what I know. I'm not from sturdy stock. Yeah when I watched that movie I in fact I remember saying that when castaway came out that it would have been more interesting on some level. If he weren't so good at Rube Goldberg where he's so good at like all that stuff it would have been better if it would have been somebody like me. Who's completely incapable? You know completely can't do anything. He doesn't know how to do a single grownup thing. Drop me in that spot but the point. Yes you remove your. It's like it's like one of those little four-minute previews at the theater. What you do is you like all the some plant is wrong or you eat a leaf and immediately choke and die. And that's the way I just got a big thing of popcorn. What what am I supposed to do with this movie? I've got three P- three handfuls of popcorn in it's time to go home. Yeah we'd really only need that. I act by the end of it. The audience would be like good there knowing guys dead. Thank against the final hour of the movie is just animals picking on your caucus. I mean I audience cheering with approval. Ivory Bite they never get tired of talking your eyes out. They'd just be like well like we've talked about. Yeah I mean you know listen. I am not from sturdy stock and if you same thing as same experiences one thousand nine hundred. Seventeen if he dropped me like. I watched that movie and on the Front Lines I do the first one gone. I'd be the first one either. I missed it and let the chips fall where they may. I've got a better shot at this than trying to ride this thing out because every night I lay my head I will not fall asleep. I will stay away. Guy will die of exhaustion or something so we might as well make a run added all I would just I would just. I would just weep the whole time just cried up in a ball and be like they'd be like all right Lod alright. Then let's it's time to go now. Let's go let's go get it in. That's what would happen. You'd be shot nearby. Go over there. But that's the way they are going over there go the other way. And then of course if they charged us and then even it was like retreat. Here they come like. I'd be the slowest ones. So they'd catch me first and kill me. You know that would be that would be A. We could really save a lot of people a lot of time. If you replaced the star of a movie with me. 'cause I would just like every movie would only take like eleven minutes. Hey Spaghetti what what's going on over there? Why you got your microphone muted. Are you listening to the new Pearl Jam? No I just. Don't I know my my show Gaming headset his Sometimes picks up me breathing by move around. I don't WanNa ruin your Your movie stories by just about already described Emmers days movie stories. Yeah. I don't like that stories about movies is if the movie wasn't entertaining and Dave has the story about him. I'm Jay money. I'm just trying to fix it. Try to make sense human beings. That's it I understand. We've all got our thing you know we're all doing our research and I've gotta say like the most entertaining thing for me has been the way you have chosen to hold the microphone. You know everybody got a dozen different big big fan of Eddie vedder and music. Got The double hand on it. You know right up into his now dan or Freddie Mercury you know with the half stand and their style and Dave has decided he's got a handheld mic but he's taken the cord and he's looped it through So there is a little bit of like your own Dave damaged style to the way you're delivering these words through that microphone and I just find it intriguing. Personally I find the Freddie. Mercury approach off putting. I don't like that like what are you. Yeah I mean like I'm not a fan of Arrowsmith by what's his name. You know even piler but I do think he knows how to use that microphone. Well like I liked him and stuff. It's kind of odd. That's too much that's too much. I'm just saying he knows what the microphone. I think were AIA frontman. I would not want to be encumbered by caring. Microphone around and I certainly wouldn't want that half stick around you know. I think that wouldn't be my That wouldn't be hostage as interesting very unique. Is I like it a little bit better than actual roses like triangle thing? That thing was always a bit disconcerting for me. 'cause it just like. I don't get it. Why do you have to have two different handles? And what are we doing here? I mean Mercury's I guess I kinda get Because you kind of have a little bit of an extension to legacy would always put the mic out into the crowd on a little bit and it's a little bit. I don't know feel like you're engaging the audience a little more when you're holding that steel pole and kind of reaching out as opposed to just a Mike with the court. I like the move when the bottom of the microphone points. And then you do like that somehow. It makes whatever you're doing or singing more important when you turn it upside down like that. Spaghetti and handsome. Of course wear a headset like Madonna had. Oh Yeah I would like to be able to show your moves. He's gotTa dance while he's doing it right. Hey Spaghetti. Is this show bad so far. Should we start over? Start over now. This is no this is what people want the Aussies and trust me. I think this is a guy. I heard your passive aggressive crap a minute ago about go to WanNa breathe over your your movie scene. I've ever seen face off and I said it's an ultra sensitive gaming headset. So turn off. The mics by. Didn't make sounds respectable. Never seen face never seen famous. Why it's really a sister you know. It's one of those one of those tentpole movies of really attain. The premise was so ridiculous that I think people feel the need to actually put their eyes on it. They can't they can't comprehend it or digested unless they see it with their own to you know what the all of a sudden it occurs to me. I always I used to ask that about three or four years ago of a bunch of players are long standing wasn't spaghetti. It was TV pizza. Sex like we have to put them into an order of four members booze SACKS PIZZA. What do rank them while you put them in energy not live without. Wasn't that in the thing that was the question was whatever you pick it number one. You can have whenever you want for the rest of your life in the second spot you get to have it once. Every let's say five months the third one you get the have once every five years and the fourth one you never get to have again. Tv sacked as through punitive pizza. Yeah I remember once every five months not have it all together for me. I don't you ever Belco chronic conditions in it. It would have to be whenever once a week. You know what I mean. Oh I think that's I think that's too liberal in fact and as I mean cracker once a year. Okay all right to me. Five five five months five years. That's crazy you might as well not have it at all I. I'm not here to be attacked by you. I'm just I guess. Speak to make it better. Look you're trying to make castaway. I'm trying to make your team better. That's all handsome you go I. I'm GONNA go tough. I mean there's to your mind when you when you talk about Booz Booz is going to be hard. You're right yeah. If you do a week you could say booze once a week and the Martian. I'd months than than some of the some of the decisions honestly it'd be made fully So you know in one area so that might be That's OUGHTA thing but I would say. Tv's probably going to have to go number one Booze would be number two. I think sucks three on without pizza and find. There's plenty by the food stuff so I can never pizza again. You get love you get the love once a year all right interesting all right. It's about money you're next. And what are the what is it. It's it's Whenever once a month once a year never. I don't know where you're in charge now commission on that what everyone do anytime once a week once every three months now once a month once a year now once a week once a year zero ever again okay so whenever once a week once a year never again will never again. It's GOING TO BE PIZZA FOR SURE. One of I raise the stakes to stakes. Or what if I raise the stakes to out well? Muddy money weighs ninety seven pounds at this point better than crown hangs island. Even if it were my favorite food I would I would still rank it last. 'cause I think you would find a substitute pretty quickly. Let's make a one thousand second album. Come back I just have a quick question. Al visas can be an important question. What flavor what I like. He's going to go to Randy's donuts for me. What flavors CEE GOT NAPLE? Maple while I've been to Randy's donuts and I've sampled their buttermilk. I don't think he can do much better than that at at any. Don't shelter buttermilk. We had a young Alfie. Get a cinnamon sugar people. Forget about cinnamon cinnamon sugar may do they know about the ones the Boston dreams have decreasing donut lunch. Josh fantastic alleged warranting doughnuts. Fleets who was happening here works for me all British children don't need scrolling you're already. You're already leagues ahead of our American good counter. Unfortunately my kids there American so they can. Yeah all right so One I'M GONNA do. Let's see we're doing wants to do booze one. Yeah do sex to. I'll do television three and I'll do pizza for you. Know what I don't like this game that I came up with because I don't know like I mean listen pizza even if it's all Italian food That would unfortunately be the one I'd never have again and then I will and then like when we did this three or four years ago my opinion remains the same sex. I mean listen. We've already seen the results with Damasec for ironically more than your passion for the Least Masculine Man Walking the planet in twenty twenty. It's it's bizarre and ironic that That when it's go time when it's clutch dot damage. That comes through. You can make sure I am. Legend could not happen with damaged. I got on the planet. It will be populated. Not that's right. Yeah that's the reverse of most movies. Yes that movie never ends. Damaged just keeps making babies relates repopulates the planet earth but. Yeah I I so. I'd have to say goodbye to those but yeah the TV. Burr says booze. Oh my God sophie's Choice. I don't even know how I would split those two. I have a quick one for Spaghetti though. Think this through same thing Pearl Jam Avengers Move Superhero Movies New York sports or desserts? I tell you you you need to customize it for each individual. Yeah I'm not. I'm not that clever. I liked what you just did it. I think desserts would be last. I think would be third. What's your favorite food like? Single item like Jonah Food Food. Cook food on the inner. I love breakfast foods my favorite. Oh I got so excited different minute when you right before you said the word breakfast and tell you say bread. I like bread so like right. Scones donut sell like pizza though. I like cookie dough like reading. I like meat. I mean favorite food. I br brisk like you know. Texas briskets favorite food barbecue. No Bar okay. Now now okay. Then then I would swap avengers with the food be evanger like a Super Mosel. Ask then food third. If you do barbecue and then you're exports would be sick. Brawl gyms using number one. I Don Boggling to me. I don't think we've been true. I I I'll you're what it's it's legitimate people. See me. They like Oh you know what the sports and I was like I am I. I don't really. Watch sports documentaries. I don't listen to like podcast I don't do I. I like other listened to my word not live. I like music. I like music sports. That's that's the point though. It's just like food music. You can fill that void with any of your your second favorite band and you good. That is your number. Will you have you ever ban also them number one ahead of the sports that like I? Just there's a selection of that I I value never eat barbecue. Like you like the idea that you're eating barbecue once a year whereas instead of listening to Pearl Jam. Whatever your second favorite band is you're listening along the way. My brain works listened to other stuff and eventually I wanna go back to them. Listen to something. That's the way I hear brain's working at all. Frankly right now. I think you're weird or the moment you would. You would definitely not if the mall if the Yankees were playing ball right now and the blue shirts in Madison Square Garden were in hot pursuit. Coming down to the last couple of games here of the last playoff spot in in the Wales Conference and the well the Knicks wouldn't be relevant. You would definitely take New York sports. You check in once week. I'll find out what's going on once a week over giving up the band. No there's no way you a week once a week. If you ask my family or my friends who knew me. They wouldn't do you just the same old s you know. I mean it's okay. You guys are arguing. I'm just telling you the truth is I mean if you ask people that know me they would say oh. Yeah for sure. He picked Pearl Jam. I flow hey so capital. Kako get into the postseason or not. That's how your life would be. I mean I put them ahead of M- superheroes and barbecue but it just they're not going to be a reset something here as long chose them. It's a lot. It's a large group of museums shared with US. Law that they they put out their first new material in six and a half years for six years with it. Playing music is enya chose last week last week. You shared. That better did his first. Ever podcast. Emmer yeah like it's. It's not like they're pumping you with new content that you need every day if you picked them for once a week. We're not staying. Move at the last place and give it up forever. We're saying exchanges to the thing you get once a week instead of every day in a band that is not put out any new material for six and a half years. You will get the considerable once a week while you get your beloved New York sports your Geeta and your necks and your rangers and your Notre Dame football. I mean my God. It's a no brainer. But then it but then if I can't like go to a concert because I have to listen to is somewhere for the weed if you if you if you did something once and then the very next week you can take flight data replay playing the away and I can't go to of them. Were you would be jeopardizing. Just you don't know yourself well enough spaghetti clearly because of scenarios if the Yankees made the post season what if they went to the world series you wouldn't watch you wouldn't get to see the gang game of seven you will get to watch one of the seven World Series Games okay. I'd rather go to multiple concerts and see moto is being argued. It's my heart. Could possibly play them any more nonsense. You've ever been a year from them. Four or five okay for fifty two weeks in the year four ED role in the week like they're playing like Los Angeles one in La Denver. I can't I just feel I couldn't do that. Why would feel what because I live here so I have to go to like. I can't just skip hometown mental thing. It's a mental thing. Just can't this is amazing. It's it's not true Larry. You'll come on by ticket for you to watch Severino out on the humping game to play the dodgers for the Fall Classic. It's a rematch. Come on out like sore broke in here you go. Let me turn out here. I think the mid that might new our sports fandom is a tad over hyped and I think my music I love music on. Her plane has nothing to do with that. Though it's just availability what interest bailable to you from each category that you made one and two that's eighty goes and this is your one in your to in a dozen it's incongruence it doesn't make sense of what's available. I answer. Let's move on but I wanNA figure out trying to figure out which which is handsome or money money. Let's say would be college football right for what I'm talking about your or Stub to put out on the table. I don't know I think I think slowly but yeah you're probably right. It would be college football. I think. Football's Kinda running neck and neck. You know I think goes to those two. I just enjoy those two days. I love watching. You know the college football on Saturday and then the NFL. On Sunday there are southern about about that how about that autumn weekends where in front of your TV or in front of the microphone or whatever and you will make good on whatever you get paid to do those things. We're not involving like wow. I gotTa have the football career. Removing that part of the equation autumn weekends to watch football. Love your music right. Is there something that we can narrow it a little bit? So it's now because like I said I would replace it. You know whatever you took away from me I would. I would replace Else do you even care about your so yourself limited money now you. What else do you like you like to know. Obviously I love booze you know and and I do love the the carnal pleasures so So I think it works works for me right I mean. Don't we all over men? I mean my God. That's why we're on this earth to do exist to continue existing. It's what we're the waiver wire. I think that works. I think if you were just replaced the food with you know the Autumn Sports. That would definitely make it a little bit tougher because you only eat once a week based on your appearance at least yeah yeah well. We're going to find out right here in a in a in a minute or two. I've already waited. 'cause I don't WanNa go through the whole thing but our online I have waited in. I sincerely either. We just didn't I drag myself over. Okay I'll I don't WANNA get up. That's the issue. I would be happy if last week it was it was the exact number you shared with. Us instead of five. You're happy people. Keep people keep playing their little games on social media about like? What's the first thing you're going to do? The three of us and the local fire department are going to head over to Eddie Spaghetti's craning to remove one of the walls to get them out of there. Are you now three? What are you over under three twenty right now beginning now I weigh myself pre podcast and I wasn't thrilled with the results. I am up for this week and I have a few reasons. Why is capital Belen? The Post Eddie's claiming on social media is that because his kettlebells the derive. He's how ridiculous is that for Walmart to be like. Yeah ordered it. Send me an email confirmation? Got The number and everything like four or five days. Come going Going common. They say your expected delivery is like April first or second grade. This is awesome. GonNa get it by the end of the week and then the yesterday in the morning I wake up all your order has been cancelled and just like Wiedeman Lego through so I had a reward today. Which was terrible. I own and then I say it's GonNa come this place that is shipping more stuff than they ever have in the history of their storage. They are trying to fill these orders at alarming rate than I am polled. I'M GONNA get my bill them. It's no science capital exactly but why why? Let me go through the ordering process and let a week go buys and then give me an expected delivery date. I would say it's probably happened to all of us. Move Orders one thing and then it's been like oh by the way what we said was gonNA come. Tomorrow is in common for two days because Spaghetti. You said there are a number of reasons why you're went up. May I may. I hypothesize that some of those reasons are food based food definitely food based some things led to my weight gain. You gotTa love this one. This is Two days ago And I'M GONNA blame my girlfriend but she a busy day. A Rough Day Doing stories for local news year. And whatever and she just kind of like out of like let's just go through a drive through or something and I was like all right so we drove through talk tactic. You crushed it and like the funny thing. I'm sure you guys seem like Taco Bell. Kfc usually have emerged. Dr Rupees La. Yes Well this this Taco Bell was Was a separate TACO. Bell would still make the trip to another KFC KFC as well. So that was that was a heck. Yeah Wow I was. That was the worst That was by far the worst thing. I've done the reason but but I I like how he couched it that well my girlfriend been through a tough day so I had any choice hockey players. They don't limit you two one five dollars bucks. You can get as many as you want and I got four. Order is pretty incredible. Want some fries. I Guy I like that was my weird Nacho Doritos Locos Tacos just one of those. I got a crunch premium. I got a cheesy Gardena crunch. I instead of getting the Chiluba they now have the triple Lupu which is basically a triple size version of the Chiluba Scott. One and they had it so he had to eat it And Rude not to get it. Try it and then Casey was rap. Afc was a small order. Kfc was just a three piece. Chicken Combo The potato wedges and a biscuit so yeah that was for one meal I you know that was for the for the Triple Chalupa. Just oh that's just from it. Yeah and I had a couple beers. Some wine with it watched It's always Philadelphia. That's amazing like if I had to put a number on it I would guess that. Probably like four thousand calories maybe forty five hundred living in a in a in a post or pre quarantine world. Would you have watched that down with some dissolved? You've gone out to one of your favorite places to get some some more as well. I mean I have cookies in my house and my brother sent from Christmas gift. I was so full I couldn't eat a thing. So Adam on mission imposs- thing one of those places in the car that you would have to right. Yeah I hope I could digest and have a desert thing but that was just too much I ordered. I ordered too much. It was it was us. We can figure out what someone is someone who still goes to. Kfc They still have those those little bucket par phase where you can either get the strawberry shortcake or the chocolate pudding pie in a in a little plastic container menu. To be honest. This is my first. Kfc trip. Probably since I lived at home still years ago I haven't been forever I'm more of a Taco Bell Guy. Haven't done casino in a while. But like I know you're GonNa make fun but by far the worst meal. I hadn't quite some time relatively okay besides that but all right so come with it. Then what were you last week? And what are you up to? I think Andrew Hammy near to twenty eight something. I'm up now to two thirty two point six so but also because last week's way and I did not have breakfast and I worked in the morning this day. I did not do either of those. I had breakfast. And I have not worked out yet so breakfasting goodness me. My Kettle Ball metal kipps all weekend. Despite you just one one cup of egg whites keeping a healthy every go all right. So you're up Europe you'd think four pounds four and change yourself yet. I haven't I'll go and do it. Well how much was I lost? You guys you guys Andrew. Yeah all right time for the way weekly weigh in is coming up. Let me go this year. Me Untangle everything to eighteen point six so last week I was twenty seven point eight closer to five. Hank was to nineteen ninety. Two and money was one sixty point. Four the I'm one sixty flat so I'm dying point four. We've lost the same amount of weight this week. We'll do that in cheque's walk in the House. I'm making my way. This is the first it up in a week. This is when you blah. I haven't been over to the east wing of the house in quite some time older. You Lost Weight Yourself. Yes I haven't washed myself because the scale is here. Hold on wait hold it hold on but both feet on there we go. Is that the same. I think that's the same right as last check. Dropped two pounds. He showed data Michelle dropping day for that. I thank you celebrate three. You Reach Street and you're like wait. I'M GONNA give it to any we celebrate the Triple Chalupa and some some PJ pressboard. I've gotta say all right. What should we do? Should we do before? We don't run off so soon money. Let's do you guys want to do counter in the top corner. I see an hour to and I start getting nervous. We use your noodle if you on all these needles Dave new himself yourself Dave. You gotTA Yourself just click click click. I thought that might be another another twenty minutes confused. Grandpa and Mylan requests for the show and this could be overruled was just because especially because money named himself bog on and we we'd set it up last show. It was just to pay it off by our quick recap of Tyre King but that could be overruled. No I definitely want to do that. Has Everybody is their own journey. Yeah I haven't watched the final episode yet you can do. Can I say this though first of all I don't? I continue to be vexed by those n. Listen we make fun of Spaghetti's love of Pearl Jam as I always say. Zealots ruin just about everything And that's fine. Whatever you whatever your super into might be you know. Listen I like star wars stuff. People who the public pronouncements about. I'M NOT INTO. It is like thank you for that absence of an opinion. This tiger king is one of those like just want everybody to know. I tried tiger king. I couldn't get into it. They keep without important out what does that narcissism. What percent instinctive declare? I'm not into it. Soccer like you know like everybody loves soccer league. Hey I just want to know. I tried to watch them soccer not into it. I'm with the percents donkey away antiquarian. And you have something to add. If not just hold your tongue was completely and totally petro's made one of the best observations. I thought a tiger premium for Bay and I think it's it can only maybe picked up. If you really aren't Astute Observer Maybe Watch it multiple times. I missed it When our girl gets her arm chewed off right and everybody's freaking out and you know he scrambling the cameras. Follow them and remember. There's he says that funny line like physical financially ruined me instead of like rushing to her aid trying to get the ambulance coordinated. Whatever was important. She is first action was run into his office taking off his leather jacket and putting on a nylon bomber jacket that appeared as though he was some sort of EMT. It had a badge on it first date of visual like like a professional in some sorts of. That's like that's what it is mind. Assume that happened you see in sprint and run back to the office and he puts this code on and it's just a quick glimpse and there's a badge there and petrus it's an EMT jacket. Like he decided that. I'M GONNA I'm GonNa get this bomber jacket on people become official. I can laugh under. Control is remarkable. That's what he does I do. Yes and if you can create your own little universe that that guy has created the tiger king has created for himself. You eventually will lead yourself into some deity. Type of frame of mind is detached from from our collective reality. The thing that's weird about it as we say. The zealots ruined everything. I mean so. There's a obsession about this reality. Show but again at the root of it where they start out with this thing is oh these people like let's explore the characters who have a cat obsession like this but what about and then it goes from there. About how bizarre and murderous and all that stuff but at its core what the hell is going on with people living with. Did you get more living with tigers and why I went one time Couple years ago we took Julian Edelman and Danny Amendola to Mexico and Mexico. City Alfie or who Anna phones and I stick with me and we made a TV show documentary about the trip and one of the things that they did an equivalent to To to the Tiger King Joe Exotic in in Mexico City who apparently he somewhere in that realm of a you helping these tigers lions or you are you capturing them and caging them but a gentleman who runs a charity that will jog your white tiger and he effectively and this is the weird thing is. I actually wound up going to his house as well which is full of tigers and lions and cubs and whatever else but the idea that people say you know what my I could really do. This would really cap off my my house with my with. My jeans is to have a tiger cub and then after about seven weeks go wait. This is unsustainable these animals Vicious creatures the only want to eat my children and and tear at my house and so. I'M TIRED OF IT. Not like the fact that someone wouldn't think. I like Italian cobb but that's GonNa turn into an actual tiger and wouldn't connect those two things and then suddenly has to make a cold say. Hey someone needs to get this tiger out of my house. Impact this nine hundred pound the actually things. I thought of because bank you and I were walking the streets of Mexico City and you're telling the story This person you had connected with the did exactly that. These phone calls from the people and he ran sanctuary. And I'm like this exact same story that these thing and he actually add. I was looking at you know. He has a social media channel. He has the equivalent or it may even be Carol Baskin. Who's on his case going? You on helping it your propagating the problem. When he was talking about the fact that he's constantly fighting against these people who are so this. This world is something I bet you. He knows all these people you will these people and and has some kind of connection to this world pronounced her name Hank. It's murderer caribou butter. Not Enough not enough exploration. It's funny because as you're watching it with his with his younger husband which the lost home. No not one of them. Who had the accident or no the guy who had yet but by the way the twenty one year old guy? You're like what a sweetheart nice guy like. You bleed troubled. I don't know what happened to you that this is where you have arrived This young in your life but the guy who but the other guy you don't realize our at least I didn't occur. How come he's not intervened? I never put two together like well. He's never interviewed at any down Internet. We now now we see. Why NOT ENOUGH EXPLORATION? Though of Carol's husband her new husband like what's going on there because he's obviously bright articulate themselves don't think scene for me was The the funeral of the memorial service for him so you a license but my God like if way he lives dies Tyler Tyler at the beginning of your beloved son has passed away in a tragic accident and some of his life has been a tragedy because he left California in one state and then somehow ends up in this strange marriage with this extremely strange man and the eulogy that the husband that you'll probably not that comfortable with dilemmas starts with how your son to rope his goals in people's faces exactly how the data offended by because she continued the work. The Cash Register. Now's green also thinking though handsome with the idea of like you gotta get the cat out that would be. I like to give inconvenient gifts and I used to think that I used to love the the infomercial for the bedazzle. The thing that would put sequins under your clothes and we'll give you patterns and stuff and my favorite part of that. Always of the of the half hour infomercial wasn't it would be like. Hey great way to surprise your family and friends on the holidays and I just love the idea of going in to friends and families closets the hell does that sequence anchor on on my favorite shirt and like you and then at St you and your like your wealth happy Hanukkah. I love that but now I think I think he's been better now is to give somebody a tiger just give. Hey what's what's behind the door. It's a surprise. It's in your bedroom. You can't you can't wait. Party doesn't start for another couple hours. They're gonNA have to be patient. Hang in there. Says you'RE GONNA love it and then like aride big surprise time. Here's your big game. Go Oh and tiger. And they're like you're welcome. I was hoping that's what it was going to be. I was I thought there was a chance. Remember Center. You put a put a Predator in my home. What the Hell is wrong? Yeah it's excellent Alright Spaghetti. Let's do a little. Let's do a use your noodle and then we'll go then you can go eat all the noodles. You want fried assuming sure do we want to continue the one? We did last week where we had three three categories. Now I don't trust handsome. Didn't look them up in the interim last week just because I won last week. And you're jealous. Yeah look at money already looking on his laptop to see the answers before we even start not at all sorry theory of tax there and I was double checking to see what they were. My apologies for being distracted. That's fine all right here. We go ready. No do a new one if you have a new one. I have three other options. So the options are the. I kept it from last week. I thought it was pretty good was NFL players who recorded multiple ninety plus Reasons another option is the top fantasy quarterback performances For each week from twenty ten to last season which was being. There's a five answers per week Ah Its and then the last one I have is a name every. Nfl PLAYER. Who has one hundred fifty? Who's had one hundred and fifty plus receiving yards in a single game in the two thousand ten's so again ninety plus reception multiple ninety eight team leaders. I genuinely have not looked those things so we always leaders are receiving yards passing her. Go ahead money you choose. I think all right Let's QB's qb three TV's fastening ONS handsome. You one you start for US handsome you one last one when it goes. I. I'm GonNa go with the Dan Marino. Dan Marino. Oh eight already started. Wait we we didn't do a right hand to our let's it's time for your noodle take it away host. Eddie Spaghetti to get and canoed old. We got the whole kit and caboodle. And why the questions they made me do we'd style and birthday. Bam insured football programs use your noodle with those a takeaway right. Thank you contestants. Back for another Wednesday edition of use. Your noodle we're going to continue with the franchise leader topic This week we're going to start with teen passing leaders. Last week's winner was handsome. Hank and he gave his first answer. Dame Reno Dolphins that is correct. So now we're moving on Mir Dei You're next time Brady right. Let me check Tom. Brady Patriots obviously correct or go all right then. I will go with drew. Brees chains correct. You know as soon as I came out of my mouth I got a little nervous for a second there but of course obliterate lobby. Well I know but he but he doesn't necessarily hold it for the saints but obviously that's I guess. I wonder if Berg is a go ahead. I'll take breakfast. Ooh That's going to be right. Farve eggers is correct. It is right. Come on come on. I will pretty bold eight. Many Indianapolis Colts is correct. All right I will go ally manning manning giants correct. I'll take still ribbons for the judge's charges correct. I will take Kelly Buffalo Buffalo Bills. Jim Kelly Correct Lubang Office Burger Rothlisberger. I'm not saying Ben. Roethlisberger is low-hanging fruit. But anyway yes it's correct thank you can. I take John elway the broncos. John elway broncos correct. I will take. Let's see where you I wanna go. I will take I will tate. Joe Montana Forty niners abstract. Ooh I will take Joe FLACCO Ravens. Ravens get one. I'm going to take Matt Ryan. For the Falcons correct boy. That's that's your bold handsome but I guess not your think about like who else they would have had cousy. Was there for a long time. But yeah the passing yard numbers of twenty-first-century. Yeah I will take Let's see no no no no no no boy Scott talking hurry I'm GONNA shake boy. I'm going to cross my fingers on this one more Grenell Jacksonville. Jaguars smoldering very good. I can go with Donovan. Mcnabb eagles cart now one was going next. That's the worst when somebody takes it. If we had a clock on this you'd be in real trouble. Because that's what makes this game heart is when you're like. I got one holstered ready to go and then somebody takes it then. Suddenly you fall into panic mode right. How about Matthew Stafford of the Detroit? Lions cracked good one. How many more we got left. We've done like one. Two three four eight nine eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen. We'll help way that Guy Be Nice if we could sweep it right at hope. Now I'm not going to do it not GonNa do it I'M GONNA go. Steve McNair Tennessee. Sorry it's in cracked. Woo Outta what eaten in Christ included wailers right. This is just Tennessee. Titans franchise than if it's franchise than it won't be. It'll be another man so it's Warren Moon. See that I didn't I had write move. The oilers titans right. That's I think that's fair. Is that what the the answers hormone? Yes yes lovely. Okay we're going to allow that one. Do we take McNair as the titans and we just take that off the board completely and I have to come up with another one we could. We could remove more. We could remove Warren Moon analogy again. That might be helpful. My apologies and I will go all right son of this Men All right. I'M GONNA GO. Uh shooting hate it but I'm GONNA DO Vinny jets Incorrect yes Ken. O'brien right not David your turn. Yeah all right. So to wrong and Arro- Brian jets John Amos. Hank wins again. All Right Title Act back easy all right so I think I got three. Others aren't so great so I'm up. Let's see if I can. Russell Wilson Seattle now. It's about that it's Zoran now gave Greg Beatty handing Seattle. It's not Russell now. It's not I name. Do you have anything at its Rick? Mirer? It's not be those are the only Gajah hasselback what that's crazy. That's really greasy. Good that's legit stunner to me. The other one I was thinking about is is is it the loan or Cam and Carolina. It's Cam it's GAM. Isn't it the old one? I reckon I think looking at the Vikings I just WANNA say however. I bet it's friend talk intesne. It's why didn't I think of that? Bummer struggled with Stafford Batasuna. Lions right. Yeah is Is the bears. Sid Lachmann bears is not Jay Cutler. It's J yeah how that's about not crazy. Yeah Redskins yes Joe. Theismann size me up. I didn't know what I didn't know what I'd have is the cowboys. Tony Romo. Yes you went out that was it. I'm thinking Jim Hart. It IS K. Gone Neil lomax is Paxton's Matt Shaw. Nice poll I was the second guessing myself on how about Bengals Bouma. It's not an and then it's kind of Anderson's would is I was going to say Carson Palmer. It's pinning only Cleveland closer. Now it's not gonna be your am. No I WANT TO BE HONEST I. It's the only name this board. I Dunno the players because somebody superbowl her. Who is it Brian? Scott Brown's leader with great fun to watch so Carolina's Cam your Ms Shannon. You gotta go watch some Nineteen Eighty Football. Brian site that year with the browns. The cardiac kids was a fun. One goes we listened with his cheeks. The chiefs the box. The rams the raiders. Okay wait slow down. Let's go one by one so I am going to say it's a tough one because I'm gonNA go Len Dawson. It ought to be Len Dawson. You need the bombardment but bill. Kenny had like four thousand yard seasons. Like weird names like that. I'm surprised avodados is a tough one because there have been Every guys tenure was so short and I'll go twelve. It's not rich. Gannon with the lefty. Oh well anybody else against before you say yes or no. Go ahead done. Hold on while Eddie said the everybody else. He didn't know so You know the only got the browns. I was the one I did. I didn't know everyone else and somebody knows sure. So that leads me to think that it's going you're going. Derek Carr Dave now I'm going to want it stabler. It's not stabler. Who is it I think it might be Derrick Derrick Hall? It's Eric are yeah. How about that so fun one? By now we need Tampa Tampa. It's going to be it's going to be. Don't say yes or no yet. Handsome Lettuce Spaghetti. Let us all register. I I'M GONNA I'm GonNA throw can behave. I mean Doug Williams feels like he would be the answer but I bet you ed that that's just he was he kind of be never long enough at that time. I know I agree ultimately. I think it would be. I think it would be Vinnie. Obviously too yeah. He was a pretty decent enough to do it. But it's not and you wonder if it's five thousand yard season God that's embarrassing and will last team it. Now we got. The ran's vans is going to be Jim. Everett Jim Everett. Yeah that is that handsome really dominating really dominating speaking of dominated southern while they're not. Yeah Yeah exactly. Nemeth over Ken. O'brien A- surprising. You're not big dummy to put a testimony of you. Look at all time passing yards. He's up there. He's like Stalin and I was like man I cover most of those with the jets. I thought I thought for Carolina and I was getting the guy the name that is the weirdest when you look at all time passing yards and there are a couple of our in there but the weirdest one is Kerry Collins Kerry Collins. Is I like top. Twelve top fifteen in career passing yards and while he was there for a little bit. It wasn't like he was only there for a few years. Anyhow all right I think we've covered more than enough yet right. I mean it was a pleasure to see you. I hope you're enjoying gone better. Milk would requested no I. I had a maple one but if I go outside that may still be out to yourself again. Little quick his team. Whatever that donut weight is is now really. I think I think if I have one for the four of us. One wish for any of us here. Spaghetti's girlfriend Jada doesn't have tough day at work because we know what that results. We had some bananas that you're going bad. And she made Banana. Bread all loads. Hey stress stress is a killer like yeah but it shouldn't. It shouldn't kill your boyfriend like he's the one who wound up with a heart disease why he stretched out no no crippled Chalupa. You need real food the KFC. And I just get a small thing right. It's a three piece with a biscuit and some wedges that's all the order I've put together a KFC was was pretty bird. Pretty Nice kept it low key and a biscuit and a couple of beers couple couple beers. Nice align the white wine. She's like what do we know? Duke grossed out of SYNC. I'm like no it wasn't potato potato. Wedges Lord all the Best Phallus. Thanks so much and thank you again home. 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Ep. 28: The Little Women That Could (Little Women Atlanta Season 1)

The Trash

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Ep. 28: The Little Women That Could (Little Women Atlanta Season 1)

"Thursday the tradition is sweet. Sweet trash vampires bunny faces. This is probably so jarring cuz you're not even going with the music. What do you suggest in Halloween? Whatever ask you what you're singing you sing it and it doesn't just don't think Halloween by The Misfits. Oh and by AFI years later you get to go with the repair All Hallows EP bonfires burning bright pumpkin faces in the night. I remember Halloween song. That was good. What's up? I'm Sarah Jam Bruno. Oh and I'm Nate Spears. Hi, and where where are we c r e Welcome to the trash. I shouldn't actually burp louder into the mic and then I would have known where to cut it. Anyway, how you doing Sara this week? Great. Good. I'm doing great to know wage. Well, you're drinking know. I mean you drinking Jameson. So you're doing yeah. I think I mean I always ask you and you're just like now well, so I didn't I didn't want to I mean unless you're doing you have anything this no, I'm not. Okay. You know, what I shouldn't have said Hey sir, how you doing? I'm fine. You don't you listen? I feel like when I was going to say is just going to approve you right on that. I'm not well ever but I I didn't say you're not well ever that's not what I was going to say. I have been having some sinus difficulties. If you guys sense that in the sound of my voice. I've been having nose bleeds and stuff cuz it's insanely hot in, California. Yeah, and the nosebleeds are from the heat. I have not been where do you pour cocaine? Even if we know I was saying that like cuz you suck on Cove it like a lot of couples have been inside and I'm not saying kovalev turn people into domestic abusers, but it's brought it out of some people probably so I'm saying it's not that it's it's oh I definitely think domestic violence has gone up exponentially. I mean like, oh, no, it definitely has gone up. I'm just saying I don't think anyone's been I don't think anyone. I don't think that covid-19 created a new it just brought it out. You know what I mean? Trick didn't like it's not like someone was like the nicest guy in the world news. Like I'm gonna beat my fucking wife now cuz it's kind of yeah not off of it. Yeah. You gotta sound like Darth stuck in the house like a start beating people getting stuck in the house. I'm gonna rough just really rough. You know, you see my room. I'm not used to this song. But do you like to drink but yeah, it's not easy tonight is 000. No tonight's Sunday. So Darcy and Stacy is going to be on tonight. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how you feeling. I was going to just go right into the trash you news. Okay, unless you unless you had something you wanted to say to the people or unless you'd like something you wanted to go over some half in this week if unless you had like, so I'm just checking with you. I don't want to like move forward before if you had something if you like did I know I have a did I not update the listeners on my covid-19. It's I don't think you did. No negative baby. I highly doubt that you'd be saying it in that tone if I see you, right? Oh, hey, did I tell you? Yes guys that I have covid-19 about my coven results positive now negative to match my personality. No, I wish I had a I didn't understood it though. Yeah. No, we don't have any songs this week know. Oh good because I don't think I'd be able to sing anything really great. I got a later so I didn't really want to I don't want to be like, I don't want to piss off our neighbors whatever I care. I don't want to get kicked out anyway, so yeah, let's just go right into it. I'm going to just press buttons until I get it, right. We really got a map this out. Those Boozer for someone trashing song you ever see what I'm saying? It's crazy the news it's oh no, there's really not a lot going on. Yeah, I was going to say there's not like a lot of celebrity news were going on right now or just like trashy news. There is some bad stuff going on and we're going to get to it cuz that's what otherwise it wouldn't have a podcast. So it's going to be juicy. Oh, yeah. It's like stay tuned. Like I should point out that they're from 17 hours ago from Express. So, it's a UK website. Okay, literally have a fucking article called Adele versus Rebel Wilson weight loss, which celebrity has lost more weight. Oh Dad's pretty fucking trashy. If you ask me like they're really framing it like it's like well of Battle of the Somme White girls to be fair. That's a yes. That's trashy but it's compared to what they normally have in comparison. Like America usually is the ones I do that shit not like I don't know like UK is pretty bad. Remember Princess Diana. I don't at all. Why would I the whole thing is that a lot of people blame the paparazzi on that car accident that killed her? Okay, cuz Paparazzi is like really bad in the UK. Okay, but I'm just saying like beauty is more of an American thing like American is I'm just saying it may be bad over there, but you can't deny that. It's it's horrible over here like yeah, that's what I also I'm saying. Well everyone everything's really nobody's better than the other when it comes to Paparazzi wage and fan of Follow You Into right? What was your story though? Oh like that. I mean that was a headline that I thought. Wow. Wow. What was it again, though? I don't remember. Oh Adele versus Rebel Wilson. Oh, okay. We lost lost the most weight. Yeah. Well who did though? Oh, I want to know and no that's not even explicitly stated in the article because they're like neither woman has disclosed how many pounds they've actually dropped. It's like really gross like that. We're just an article I think about like how hot they are now and shit and how they weren't hot before because they were fat and it's like one. Hm what there are so many hot women out there that are not owe any money on agree me included right now. Papa I think I think I don't want I think she's skinnier anyway, and that's my guess that's up about money on. Do you have something? Yeah, I do have something off of a daily. She's going to host Saturday Night Live next week. What's the gas means with me as good as hers, her first going to be it's going to be it's going to be her first appearance on anything since she's got skinny so we can just give me a dose of cool that Adele's hosting in her is the musical guest. I wonder if her and a Dell aren't going to do like a duet. That'd be sick. Do you listen to her know? I don't at all. She's the one who does the 7000 something slide. I don't know the words know. Maybe I'll get it later. It's fine, But yeah, it's it's okay Sarah. I'm not going to get it right now. It's fine. I'm sure the listeners low. Yeah. I'm sure welcome to the singing podcast. But yeah, she's dead. A hosting next week this week. It's it's a very hosted not even really like it wasn't that great. She tried to deal like stand-up at the beginning which is like what they all kind of trying to do but she did it more often in a way where it seemed like she was trying to do stand-up and it just seemed forced and weird and like Bill Burr's. I like Bill Burns Bill Burr's was great. I think any stand-up comedian wants Congress would be like that was a great asset because that was a sad that that felt familiar. It's where you knew that like the people there weren't ready for it. And he was just like but they gotta keep going shit image plane and then they just end it hella quick. Thank you Miss live stand-up because I miss it like the last live performance. We did. I definitely struggled and that's why it was nice to watch Bill Burr go up there and just do like there were two or three jokes where it just did not land really or he didn't really even have a punch line for it. And I was I loved it. I loved how and you know, whatever anybody else. Problem with it bite me. Okay, let's do that. Whatever was your next-door e o oo pop. Oh, so apparently I am in the Teen Mom 2 world. There's a lot going on with Kaitlyn Lowry mother of four boys and her ex baby. Daddy's Javi and Chris. So she's got she's going on with both of them neat. Would you want to hear about the hobby drama or the Chris Drama Javi? So she was married to Kaitlin and fathered her second son only second at a for Lincoln who's super cute and she apparently was there's some shit going on that maybe Javi and her were doing the fuk fuk behind his new wife's back. Oh, he's recently got birth. Married to a woman who's very deeply involved in multi-level marketing and she now has a baby by him. And now I think he's back to Bone Kaylin even though she's still fucking around with the father of two of her other four kids the most recent one Chris. So I guess she'd been fucking around both of them or at least take paying or whenever. Yeah, so a lot of kids and a lot of fucking yes poor kids by three different dudes like I'm not okay, I'm judging only because like she grew up without any parents really stable in her life. And now she's going to kind of do that same shit to her kids when she could have done something else. But then also she claimed that Chris the most recent Baby Daddy tried to smother her with a pillow and on her podcast. She talked about how she kind of feels like but shanann Watts his final moments for probably a game. So that's really fucking distasteful and I probably a huge lie and if it's not a huge line then why did you get pregnant by him a second time and let him around your kids. Please don't take me to court for life or speculation Israel. Who cares like that's weird. Why would you compare your self your situation to someone who was murdered right real? Well, he's like I think like get was like to think they're taking your lap. That's like someone like going through a little bit of turbulence is like, oh my God. I know how they felt on nine eleven like, oh my God, like on that flight, like I know exactly how they felt about another thing Another Teen Mom tweeted something like that Janelle. Yeah. It was like my uncle used to be a firefighter in like I kind of can relate like what way well you have any other tragedy news, of course, we have any other tricks point of this segment next one song Not trying to see though but Supermarket Sweep was coming back. Ye no. No, I used to watch that when I was a kid Supermarket Sweep. It's coming back and it's going to be hosted by Leslie Jones because she has TV is like we got a higher black host only now every time it's a new show. It's like we got a higher wage black person because we don't want to get in trouble when they Revolt but yeah, she's going to be Leslie Jones's and a host of a lot of fun. I don't know if anyone remembers that show but that show was fucking dude at that show. I was thinking about why I was great and it is not sad trust me. It's not sad, but it was great cuz I was porous fuck as a kid and we used to watch like man all those groceries there. Like like I would buy that Miss and that's cute and sad it's sad it's fine. I live through it off of groceries. I love food. Yeah, it's not trashy I guess but you know Show us the nudes Leslie. Is that trashy enough? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, I've watched that tape. She's got nudes out there. So I think she remembers she got off her. Yeah, they were against her know. I I understand that. That's what I'm saying though is still out there probably which sucks. I'm not saying that I'm going to go watch them or looking would have put him out herself. I'd be like, yeah, I wasn't I wasn't staring less celebrated. I just said they're out there. Let's just get make that clear right now cheese. Oh, all right know what's the next story? All right. So my own next one that I have is pretty shocking. It's coming to me by way of people. Com. You may remember him from Home Improvement. But actor Zachary Brian was arrested and charged for allegedly. Strangling a woman. Hm. So from Home Improvement. Zachary Brian. Do you remember him? Yeah, of course. Yeah. He was the one that wasn't Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Yeah. I mean like the other one who gives a fuck. Yeah. Look at him now. Yeah, that looks about right. Yeah, hitting the bottle pretty hard there buddy. That's what that looks like. You said there was a shocking part. Oh, you're not shocked by this know he seemed like bush is from the like to come on like when I saw him on that show, I was like, oh, this is great for him right now, but he's not going to have a good future. You just looks like one of those guys he had like a mullet or some shit fucking show. Yeah, So yeah, he hasn't gotten any better from the mullet it found that during a domestic dispute. He reported to have assaulted the victim and impeding her breathing and taking the victims phone from her when she was trying to call 911. She alive. She's alive, you can't say strangled if they live that's like misleading cuz you think that means death like when you say strangled wage think that they murdered the person say like he like asphyxiated or something like, you know what I mean, you're dead you sold know but like strangled is like if I came in you until Strangled someone you'd be like, holy shit. They you mean the dead like that's what you would think right? Ask. I'd say you mean when you would feel immediately you'd be like, holy shit. Like if you said I strangle really I want to be mrs. Contrary right now. Like you'd be like I killed somebody and you wouldn't like tell me the way in which you see a lot of these true crime videos where they do like interviews. Yeah. I like if someone's like I didn't strangle her and nobody said anything about strangling then that guy's totally guilty. So like if you came in you were like I strangled somebody I'm like, oh so you just wanted to murder them like four shows. He's cuz you like premeditated cuz you just told me like the way in which you murdered that I don't believe you moving on. You're going to match my next door. He does things done yet. Okay, go ahead. Yeah two weeks before his arrest. He announced that he and his wife had split after fourteen years of marriage, but like he already was fucking and choking this other broad. So that's the other trashy thing about it is playing he was getting divorced and already, you know moved on enough to watch The Shadow somebody so what's your next story date? You're really looking up the dictionary. Yeah, because because when you look it up, I'll look let me let me just read this sentence to you squeeze or constrict the neck of a person especially so as to cause death, so you do just assume like cuz it's like that's assumed anyway, who cares? It doesn't matter. It's it's hard because you wouldn't strangle someone to not try to kill them. He just didn't exactly which is why you would think if someone said to you I strangled someone you'd be like, oh you killed them. Are you be like a choke them? You wouldn't say strangled you wouldn't use that word. You'd be like I choked them. Okay, you got me there anyone who cares doesn't matter doesn't matter. It doesn't matter say that say I strangled her. That's just with the article doesn't matter. My next dog. Are you yeah more on that one. Is he is he going to jail? Oh, I'm nodding my head. I'm forgetting this is an audiobook. Yes. Yeah, he's going to jail. Probably a while. My next story Chris Chris Kirstie Alley's voting for Trump wage small. Yeah. She voted for him last time. She's real dick about it to know why my because he's not a politician. That's the dumbest reason to vote someone into political office that I've been out what the that'd be like like I'm going to make this guy head of Sanitation, even though he's never worked at a dump. Yeah, but but but she also has some nice words to say about them. She she's like he gets things done quickly and he will turn the economy around quickly how he turned it around and now it's in the garbage. First of all, she thought quickly twice in the same sentence. He's a fucking stupid idiot and she's dumb and look who's talking all of them sucked. Sorry. She is a she is a woman wage. Who looks like she Downs too many prescription painkillers with a bottle of Chablis every night. She looks like a crazy aunt who's obsessed with menopause. She looks like she looks like someone's liver after a fucking weekend binge at a bingo hall. I thought you're going to say at Bernie's. She looks like if she can jelah from 90 Day Fiance had more money for better plastic surgery in hair and makeup. All right. And what is the Dirty dozen's by Sarah? I hear em. Yeah. So that was it. I mean, there's not really a story we all knew that but if you know her but you know celebrities are stupid too. They're so dumb. They're probably dumber than we are dead. Yeah, probably and like I'm famous. I think that's it for me. Yeah, I thought I had another one up but I don't so I guess is no oh wait, there was one that I thought was gonna actually I don't have it. I've never mind. Anyway, that's super trashy. You got another one one. Yeah, I was going to say. Apparently there was like a picture of Billie eilish walking around in a tank top and people were like going off about it and it's pretty gross cuz she's just like an eighteen-year-old girl wearing a tank top and you don't need to be like it's better than I thought or herb is a bigger than a stye. It's just gross and like shut up everybody else to take. There we go in that trash off. Who's that mean Coast so this week we watched a little whimper. What's the title Little Women Atlanta Little Women Cool Ranch Atlanta. We're playing plan, which is Thursday, which is fine. It was it was a lot more fighting Oh, I thought there would be I thought they'd be more together. But yeah, because I mean it's like with any kind of marginalized group of people you would think that they would you would hope they would stick together. But you know, that was an overlying theme. Yeah, they kept doing that but we'll talk about that. But yeah, they the whole season which is like we gotta stick together and then I okay look, During the course of this podcast of some fucked-up things are probably going to be said and then there's nothing no harm meant by from anyone whatever but I have to say when the whole time that the every time they come home. We gotta stick together or whatever. I just kept thinking and I don't know if it's because they're a little people or just because of where they were saying it but I just kept thinking of The Backyardigans how they you know, or like cuz they're not too big and we're not. But if you work together, we've got the right stuff. It just made me think of that the back yard. It's so funny. I don't know man see cuz I'm kind of me is like I was very entertained by the amount of drama that just instantly happened. But I also did find myself going like a lot and that's exploitation. And I'm sorry but you gotta you have to before we get we you have to admit that they're they are exploiting themselves. They know what they're doing. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. It's like Bad Girls Club. But you know with little people and it you know, it definitely does make you think like no, you know what actually I was going to say little people are a lot like us but I've never gotten into a fist fight off at work contest. So I'm not like you have live life. Apparently. I mean, I thought everyone's done that ever got into a fistfight ever. Well, that's weird. I mean, I mean me neither but like during the tour contest. Yeah, I mean things all right. Well, we'll we'll try to make that happen for you one day cuz I think that should have one small things. But yeah, I watch Little Women Atlanta. We're just going to get into it into the trash. What's up? You got something to say. Oh, yeah, I'll go into like the background and shit. Yeah, really suck me. and in the main dining room or lounge Me Maybe the rules and maybe how long are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Nate? Stop? I thought you doing it to the music. Oh, I was going to go Know What It Takes and I'm ready. Nobody takes off. I'm ready to music for that. Just have fun with the music because I was doing the theme song and then it threw me off. As you guys know we watched Little Women Atlanta often abbreviated as Little Women ATL. Hey, yeah, that's what I say. Yeah, and it's an American reality show of these America. It's a beaut on January 27th 2016 on the Lifetime network channel for women. So obviously the show with women in the title Lauri Lange on the Lori Loughlin channel. It's a spin-off series bought a Little Women LA so that one first in the series Chronicles the lives of group of Little Women living in Atlanta, Georgia, and when we say Little Women we do you mean People with dwarfism is that okay? Yeah, you know what you make it you make it wrong when you act like they they that's what they want to be called. Not 100% up to date on what the politically correct things to say are so I felt more wrong saying they just now when I said that's what they want to be talked about that film wage. Well the show Stars a bunch of dope as people including Bri Bri barlup known as right cheek. I'm pretty sure about that. I'm pretty sure Emily Fernandez woman. She left cheek. So then I don't know if that matters his right. She's one of the right they are the cheeks and they are like Club dancers and promotions and then we have Tiffany money cash at which I think that's cool that her nickname is Money and her last name is cash at and she was dating a guy named Moreland m o r l i n e Then there was Ashley Minnie Ross Andrea, Salinas and Amanda Salinas who are the tiny twins. Do you think Jesus would have been like if like this saying that there's a you know, assuming that's all real. Do you think Jesus would have been as popular and successful of his name was Moreland know he would just go to deadly aim Orleans here for moral in the long-term will let him a mile suit don't care if you can turn water into wine. Damn. Him, but yeah. The jungle juice and then there's Shirlene Pearson also known as Nails juice baby. Oh, I don't know any of their real names. I just know their nicknames do the baby and those are pretty much the main people in season one other people joined. Well, you're not doing it right. It's marriage is a bang bang. Oh my God. This is not going to be like another Jason Derulo for you, baby. You're like no. No, no. No. No, I say miss juicy babies. Man's Johnson baby wash is free Listen to It's not a bitch run time is 42 minutes. So there's 42 minutes of greatness. Even though I will say this is like my new favorite show because within the first five minutes there was already drama and that almost never happens. I don't even remember what it was. It was about the tiny twins coming to Atlanta after the cheeks came to Atlanta from Texas. They know each other from Texas. The the the cheeks were like we made them who they were we told them they should go and be dancers and Global know why they get mad when they did it because they like they didn't want to give us any credit and we have to stick together and like wait and ask the question. What does that look like? Like, what do you say they don't want to give us credit do what do you want them to do to walk around and be like, hey just so you know they made us think like what what do you what do yeah, that's the thing. It's like for real. What do you want them to do walk-around over like the only reason we got this far is because of these other like what? Yeah well off anyways, so yeah, basically the first episode was everybody introducing each other but also introducing all the drama because apparently Jeff Was there was bad blood between the tiny Twins and the cheeks, but then there was also a drama between miss juicy baby and miss me. Any number one. It's juicy does not believe that many has been going by Miss many, by the way, if you watch the show, if you watch it just the podcast if you watch it, normally then you know that Miss juice Miss Jessie baby looks like a mini Octavia Spencer kept saying that the whole time I just kept thinking of the movie Mamma like well, I was watching it like you actually may know her because she's like gift famous. Yeah, probably she she's got the bright red hair young and there's tons of gifts of her being like, oh really and stuff like that because she loves to act surprised when she knows exactly what the fuck is up and that's why I love miss juicy birth. Baby, okay, but yeah, so there where you were going through the characters are basically the only reason that show exactly is because life-time was like, hey, we want to light we want to exploit people but make it look like we actually want people to learn something from this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Cool lifetime. Should I mean no, you know what I was going to say. They should have called up a Borrego and Cronin but I don't think there would have been as much drama. I think Cris Abrego a mark Cronin are masters of Storytelling. They like to create a narrative around the trash. Yeah. Where is this was just all like this this I think there is one point. We actually mentioned that it seemed like that scene in jackass where the little people go in the bar and fight cuz they were fighting everywhere and like if you were a patron in any of those places, you're probably better off. Like Jack that way we're shutting Knoxville. What the fuck and that's crazy thing is like we're so conditioned as a society that if we see a group of little people all together, we instantly think we're being pranked with some way. Yeah and like that's bad on us were you know, but yes, but also like baton Society no, but yes, yeah, whatever but like blame jackass they put it out there they did it. So now we see that in our heads it says that scene in jackass like almost way before like just the exploit a lot of little people for the know it started in that scene in jackass before that. They would be exploited by anyway, great. Let's I'm glad I'm glad we got that the podcast are we spit facts only? Okay fax only actually the first episode was called twerk-off. Yeah. I had a list of the opposite. I don't know why I had that up, but I had that up to I think it's because it's just such an amazing episode and it really or episode title and it really encapsulates what the entire month. Is about it is about a twerking contest at a club hosted by none. Other than miss juicy baby. And now was it was it organ contest a little people and advertise people? Okay, and I only say that that way because that's how they said it they say average and so I'm going to use that term. Okay. Yeah. Yes, we're using their terminology. So basically it was like a whole thing where money and juicy and everybody they wanted all the little people of Atlanta to show up because miss juicy was hosting the event because that's her job. She's like a promoter. She's a personality. She's great wage, but immediately should go sour when the tiny twins beat the cheeks for the title of best. Assen Atlanta, which I mean, okay, look if you walk again watch the show, please but you see the cheeks and you know, they got their thing but they're like, they're cut their Norm. They're like average in the waist size for a little people off. Whereas like the tiny twins are thickest fuck like they're just they're just thickness. Yeah, it's just all but on the it's just like there's no way to get a loss and they know how to twerk and dance Lounge really? Well like they do shit with their butt cheeks that I've never seen anybody before and honestly they do need to be recognized for that Talent. The cheeks were just mad because they've kind of they left Texas and came to Atlanta to like do their own thing. And like now the twins followed them from Texas didn't Escape that out and it's two little people who taught against two little people who twerk. So kind of like they are kind of blowing up their spot and once one set of them are twins. So, I mean that's already a leg up, you know, and those kids are they're all fake eyelashes long hair ass and a list. Yeah. They both have a list. Yeah. Yeah. They do. It's cute. It's hilarious. Yeah, it's dead. Yeah, yeah, it is hilarious. They just they're just all I see is eyelashes and yeah like, okay. Look I was going to say I feel like this whole this whole bike actually just like tiptoeing around but like I feel like in the same way that you would say like Nicki Minaj is like a like a Barbie doll. They look like dolls like took their eyes are just big and like the makeup and shit. So they're just all cute like when they list it's like, oh, yeah. They're they're really really really cute and they're really beautiful like just in jet like the same majority of the women on the show are just very beautiful in the face regardless of okay, we going to treat it may be the first episode there's so there's like the issue where the tiny Twins win best. Assen Atlanta, which I also think is unfair because there's two of them and they win best ass so long Already that's upsetting. They should should be best asses cuz there there's so it is like an exact replica, but I guess yes, you're there are two asses later on in the episode to the cheeks go out with Ms. Juicy baby to find out like what the fuck is going on with the tiny twins. Like are you getting them job? Like what's happening there? Like they wanted to get some change but they ended up getting some T about something else. So another main plot Point that's established an episode one is Minnie's relationship with rapper Castor Troy. That was an episode one. Everything is that's what that is what the genius of this show is is that everything is established in season one and it just grows off. I think they may they were show together is a genius. I think honestly that might be true but I think whoever put the show together they were like, we're just going to go for it. I don't know if it's going to last past one episode. We gotta put everything in this month. Okay, cuz they just like I think they were scared. They were gonna get canceled after 1 episode or something. So they're like just so everything literally the whole plot was like revealed in the first episode and then it just kind of played out from them. And another thing these women are popping out babies like nobody's business. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, can I say, can I just stay? Can I just point out? I never realized how many like black dudes specifically rappers are into a little people like they're they're most of them were dating black guys and they were mostly rappers great. So yeah, for example juicy tails off the cheeks like your mini, so she's dating this rapper Pastor Troy and guess what? You know, she keeps using the word stalkerish when I think she wants to say is a stalker. But so yeah, so many says, she's with Pastor Troy and then you got the tri Club. So Emily who I think is left cheek. Yeah. She's got a four year old whose average height who lives with her dad. So her off her four-year-old doesn't live with her but then she gets knocked up by her on-again-off-again boyfriend long until then. He was even give a shit and yeah, like what so now she's pregnant with another baby doesn't even take her first baby. This dude doesn't give a fuk and then the other chick right cheek breathe. She has a baby named Malik by a rapper named Buddha Lounge and they're not in a relationship and he doesn't give a fuck about her. I think it's pronounced. What an only reason I know that is because every time they said his name I was all like would have could have should I like the wrong kind of name? You know? Okay. I'm just saying how their food. Does how they say it? Oh, I heard him say what I don't know like maybe one of them did they do it like some of them like, I don't know they they had some Buchwald accents, but wild thoughts but like more and more genuine more genuine, but just still that's just a sleepy understand and then who else oh, then the the tiny twins andreea. She has a she has a son named Andre that she named after herself, but also left in Texas with her parents, even though her baby daddy moved with her to Atlanta. So I don't I just don't understand these women leaving their kids with their parents and moving states away New Ending getting pregnant again. I just don't get it. I would love to do that. I would leave my kids cuz and it's like what the fuck are you going to do? You're going to have this new baby and live with the new baby and then your other kids going to be like mine, but can't I live with Mom? No, no. No, they're gonna have the new baby dead. Go back home and then leave that baby with Mom and then I'll leave that baby there too. And then go back to somewhere else Sarah. Let's that's what you do when you have babies. You haven't had a baby you leave it with like if you if you ever lucky enough to have a mom or a grandma you like he'll take care of it. I think it's because my mom has always been like sure if you get pregnant and you can't take care of that baby. You better not fucking leave it with me. I'll take care of it that fucking drop your ass a hundred percent. You know, it's funny the way you said that the way you played your mom you made it sound like she's going to kill the baby used to like she just like I'll take care of you know, okay know she'd kill me keep the baby, but she'd be pissed. Yeah impressed never took those hypothetical meaning call me and be like you're super fucking wrong. So I told my mom that it if she keeps trying to give me Corrections on my podcast. I'm just going to have her listen make a list of everything we're wrong about and then I'll just read her list of Corrections. Okay, cuz it's getting it's getting ridiculous Christy. If you're listening anyways back to his oh, so yeah, the tiny twins one of them got pregnant again. She revealed about the reunion but Nate, did you have any like, I think those were like the main storylines. So the main storylines I got were like, you know the relationship with Pastor Troy the pregnancy the Rivalry, which was actually true. I mean there wasn't in a relationship with Pastor. Troy was fucking her though. Yeah, and he came on the reunion to kind of be like, you know, I don't kiss and tell and we we weren't dating and Thursday, which is like, I mean, you know what? I don't even more fucking I don't even know if that's true. I think Pastor Troy is just like yo, he I think he knew admits. Juicy Pig And like she like introduced him to me or whatever, but he was basically just like you're going to have a show. Oh, you know my career kind of fell off a while ago. Like can I just get on your show so I could promote myself a little bit. You just start boning her. I don't think he actually boned her man. I think he was like, I'm going to say we I'm going to say we did this and then he was I don't know. It wasn't using it was a deal a conjurer. I think most likely time a celebrity off celebrity. I think it's I think I think I mean Kylie and Travis is a deal. I think I think Justin Bieber and Hailey whatever is a deal like holy holy cross, but I really hope on that on his album. That song is right after that song about her pussy and boobs the song about how when she holds him. It's mostly in her. She's saying I'm like pickling Justin Bieber you've either you want to sing about diving deep in the in the poon or you want to talk about Jesus. I mean I can log Could talk about how you find Jesus it never mind. You know, where are you going this? I'm going to become a producer. Yeah, so that was a fun with the passage thing. And then there was that all the oh there was the the rap video that money. Well actually speaking of money before we even get into the rat videos just remind me to remind me about the rabbits if we forget to talk about it, but the biggest thing about money was that she quit her job so that she could be a voice-over actress and off with no experience in acting or voice over actually was a fun voice and his probably heard her entire life. You should do voice-overs for cartoons. You should do voice-overs for this but what she says is I've always wanted to do voice-over acting so it's like Oh, no, you're not going to be successful in this if this is how you read the cue cards that long. Time rolled out. I don't think she would have made a good like I'm not even making fun of the way the way she talks is way she talks but if you want to be a voice-over actress, I think like she when she was talking to like, oh, I quit she would only play like Southern characters in like things it was funny cuz she took a voice acting class and she was the worst in the class wage was in the show. I don't even show it was a very short clip when she went to a a voice acting class because Morlin told her she had to because she got fired from being minis off an assistant because at her review with the salon manager, she was just like well, I don't want to be a hairstylist and then this line managers then why are you like why are you even an assistant job? Also, I feel like many should have prepped her and been like hey, you need to lie and say that you want to cut hair because then she immediately got fired because being a salon assistant is for people who want to work in a song. Yeah, she was just doing it as a side job cuz she wanted to work on her voice over career. Yeah, the other side job. She picked up when the assistant job didn't work out with it being a casting director free music video for a rapper who I thought they said his name was turd, but apparently that's not what it was. Is it like that rapper snot-nosed not school know I mean the name I don't not talking about how they're if they're cool or not. I'm just saying like how his name is snot. And you said his name was turd. I think it wasn't turd. I was just like I was a stupid. I think it was like turn or turn off or like maybe it was like comb with like a beyond the end like term with like a be on the end. Okay. Anyway, so money was the casting director, and for some reason she was like this is going to be a music video where they highlight how beautiful little people are and you know, we're not going to be exploited. It's going to be just you know, like wage. Just the hot video girls whatever and then they show up and the director definitely was not professional and he definitely intended on exploiting them. Yeah, it was it was like if there was no cameras there like if if it was me and I showed up and and there was no cameras are at cuz I was I wasn't on a reality show and it was just me there in real life. I would think I was going to get murdered or raped or he was gonna it's like it's almost like when you go to when you get job when you get hired to do a poor know and you're like, yeah meet me in this alley over here been, you know, and you're just like thought about that and then you go into the alley in the room in the alley the shoot this poor know and it's like a bed in the middle of a fucking warehouse and it's like you're staring into mid-air and coming from a real life know. I'm just curious, Anyway, I'm just saying it's like were you lured into an alley for a pornographic film? Sorry about any way some guys The podcast is going to go on a Hiatus until nakeds therapy. I don't need therapy. I have it was like I was supposed to have a cat but she doesn't talk back. Anyway, we were talking about where we going. We're talking about the music video. So there were average height women there as well. And then there were the odd Little Women and of Atlanta and and so they're in this Warehouse. There's a car there's like a purple background and the guy has like one Cathy. There's no like boom. Well, I guess you wouldn't need like boom operators, but there's like only one camera so their angle Sarah. I don't care how unprofessional your fucking a shoot is if it's a real shoot you would get like your cousin to hold a boom mic owed some kind of make like there was no no, you don't need the mic because like he's dead. They're doing like slips again or whatever but like just like in Kate like they're like, there's no scene there. There's no talking or anything like that. It's just him. It seemed really fucking poorly done and it was like one dude. Hey, he didn't have like any type of like shot list or like anything going on. It was just him with his camera. No professional lighting. Nothing wage. No directing in any sort of way. It almost seemed like he was dealing with the little people in there like one-on-one shoots just to get to the big shoot where he was going to have them like alt working and thongs whatever. Yeah, and then they realized that what was going on and they didn't like it and then he was like, all right. Bye. Yeah, and then everybody was like mad already porn director. You're right. It did seem it seemed weird. It seemed like if the show wasn't there, they'd be like, all right. Now it's worth. Okay now just took your shirt off a little bit. Yeah, just like oh, you know what's going to be great for this shoe. If we just like everybody takes all their clothes off. Yeah, we're not going to show anything. But then also like put all of our dead and then they'd be like, you know what we're going and then it'll be like locked the fucking doors black. We're gonna murderer a human centipede extreme saw yeah. There was a long moment in it where the the director he was like he got mad cuz was it was it many that was asking too many questions. She was being the momma who was it was that was Minnie, right? She was like it was Minnie. Yeah. She kept like being like hold on like it's a matter whatever and then the director was kind of like, all right, you know what? Let's get the average sized women in here. Let's get the Is a little women out of here and then they were like, oh you just going to replace this now. Yeah. Yes, and then he was all like well Jana Jana wanted y'all wasn't like down to do it. I wasn't respected me or whatever and then like she said something to him back like, oh you don't respect us whatever and he's all like putting an ad here with that's just something like that and then he went to one of the dudes in like slapped. His hand was like, yeah, what's up, man? I told her right off. It was insane also as little people. I know it's hard, but for that type of shit you'd like obviously they're going to exploit you off. Oh, yeah, I mean, but that was and he didn't really he wasn't really explaining anything. They'd be like, oh hey, how are you going to promote this? He was like, yeah. I was going to be going to promote. It's all good. Like it's a question back to them as a statement there like so yeah. What social media are you going to put this on? You know, I was thinking about it and I I'll put it on different social media was very weird. Another big thing I want to talk about right now is the fight at Boogaloo. Why do you remember the name of the play? They said it so many times. So there's a nightclub in Atlanta called Boogaloo. Spell it b o o g a l v cuz I looked it up. And basically Manny got the tiny Twins and audition there to be like go go dancers and promoter years and what have you to twerk to twerk? So they show up at the job and they're talking to them and things aren't know they're on the way to the job and then they're like, oh, yeah, we're super-excited wage, but someone was like, oh did you know the cheeks work there? And we didn't know and like you didn't tell us and then he was like, oh, yeah, like they work there but you know, they could always use more of us and you know, they're opening a door for you, but maybe never talked about the cheeks or talked to the cheeks about that and they like have that rivalry already know the Twins were like, oh God, but they still went into the fucking interview and they didn't say anything about the cheeks. They just talked about their own shit. Like we're from this place. We do this we do that but blah and then the last name Is who owned the place where like Elsa Dina the cheeks know and then made it super awkward. And then before they hired the tiny twins, they called the cheeks and they were like, so what's the deal but then they changed it still hiring the tiny Twins and then they fucking booked them to work on the same goddamn night. Yeah, and this was after what's-her-face I guess had already told people. She was pregnant great Shaker electric. One of the one of the cheeks had already told everybody she was pregnant and they're in the club and they're getting people to buy shots or whatever and then the tiny twins are walk-in, but the tiny twins are also working. Okay, what the hell is that way so that she why do you say like that because the cheeks were just there and they're just working there be like by shots. Yeah part of the but the tiny twitch were also doing that. But at the same time when they saw someone getting low on their drink they were like hey, do you want me to like refresh your drink? What's yours? Like, they were working like way you said that like Chris Hanlon zero like they were talking but they were also they're working because I loved it. I loved my Genius of that because they were working. An honest job they were like, hey, if we see someone's drink getting low. We're going to ask them if they want another one and then the fucking cheeks were like, we don't do the Dirty Work. We don't serve people to look hot and dance and the tiny Twins were like what's wrong with serving people what's wrong with being waitresses? Yeah, and then they gotten up in each other's faces off three and one of the tiny twins, so I don't remember they started biting each other and then someone got in the other chicks face and she's like I'm pregnant. Don't fight me off step back and then started trying to like separate the other two, but then also started hitting right cheek or whatever, but then the one who's pregnant started pulling one of the tiny twins by her hair back out of the Fate. Yeah, so she was getting herself involved in the fist fight. Meanwhile, she was new was going to say she was new pregnant. So I mean you can still fight you can still Fight Club. Like a certain just want to say she'd been riding horses. Yeah, like if you can ride a horse you can get enough fight. Yeah. Hey as long as she wasn't punch her in the stomach. She'll be okay. You think anyone ever asks, are you think anyone ever gets pregnant? Like hey Doc how long before I can't fight anymore. Like can I still fight like five weeks and I feel like a doctor will be like as long as they don't hit you off stomach. You can fight up till the Bucking birth. I'm gonna look that up the fight. I don't know site. But yeah, so that was the highlight of the entire situation was this fist fight because everybody in the bar was watching and they saw the cameras and I feel like everyone in the bar who was just a regular Patron was like, what do we do? Oh, no, you must have forgot about when the glass got their own. Oh, yeah would money through the glass at Ms. Ono many dumped a picture of alcohol on his juicy the dog Juicy through the pitcher at my money money through the alcohol because she was mad and then miss you she was all like I'm gonna fucking kill you now, so she's Through the Looking-Glass at her and that should just chatter girl don't disrespect the queen of Atlanta even later at the reunion. Miss money was like crying she was like that could have broken it didn't like my mom. He just figured me the whole time like she's saying that misused like it could yeah like a baby suck. So yeah, there was the fight of Boogaloo. There was the fucking throwing the glass between money and then there was the big reveal that yes indeed many was lying about being in a relationship with Pastor Troy. Those were the three big things of this. Although they were fucking although they were back in and then at the reunion mini tried to say she was pregnant, but wouldn't take a pregnancy test. Yeah, which sucks. So she's not pregnant. Yeah, I don't yeah, I don't yeah. She yeah, she I don't think she was but also it was weird. How dismissive Pastor Troy was he was just kind of like, oh, we'll see we'll just see and she's really were like, are you the dad he was all like we'll see when it happened, you know? Yeah, so I don't think he believes it either but he but to be to just be like, we'll see I'd be like now with the like, you know, dude like you thought you fuked, you know that they start at least in something like to to the fact like dude what's her face said it right cheek or less what whichever one was pregnant. She left cheek left cheek. She said at the reunion she was all like wait, you gotta have sex raw to get pregnant? So you were sucking her raw know when you're in on him. She was like, oh so you say you don't kiss and tell do you fucken tell? Oh so wait, so you're saying that there's a possibility if she asks, yeah, I mean, so they're listed in there. So you fucked her raw. It was like very intense song. Awesome. Yeah. So I Love Lil Wayne in Atlanta. It's my new favorite show. I'm definitely going to continue watching it. Yeah. I hope that Pastor Troy is in season two more dead. I can only help was there anything else that really stood out know pretty much everything. Can I change a little where are they now? Yeah. Oh really quickly. There was also the new Leaf party that I went to talk about. Yeah. That was the other big moment were mini. Okay, basically in a nutshell many was like Hey, I lied about this past Detroit thing and everybody hates me now. So I need attention. So I need to do something to get attention. What can I do and she's all like guys I'm turning over a new Leaf. I'm going to have a party where you know, I'm a different person and guess what at this party. I'm also going to reveal the results of my DNA test that I have my dad take because yep. You don't want to take care of me for all these years. So I figure we take a test and it will be like, you're my daughter ye and then so they're at the party. I miss juicy showed up which we found out later. She was not invited. She just showed up for the queen of Atlanta. You don't need to be invited anywhere. Anyway, yeah, so they're at the party. She gets the results. I remember I was having a party. It doesn't matter. She got the results and then she was like, okay first of all, if if you ever do a DNA test and I had to fight to do one actually in my life. Why would you don't ever read it out loud in front of a bunch of fucking people because no matter what the result is now everyone is expecting an outcome. And like what happened was exactly what I thought was going to happen was so she read it and she took like he's my father like 99.999% Yep. He's my Father which if I was a doubt I'd be like, you know, there's still that 0.0 injured but like and then log She calls her dad right after and she's all like hey, you're my father like whatever and then he's like I'm going to need to see those results. He left the party to go to a private school to call him to tell him the results just for him to be like, well, you know, I'm going to have to see the original copy in. So we can do that. Yeah is he was like he was like when can I do that? And then she like I could bring him tomorrow and he's like, okay, perfect. Awesome. Yes, I'll clear my schedule and then she just saw like, okay. He's like, okay have a good night by not like I love you. That's what the problem with many is is like she needs attention at all costs no matter who she's also inflicting this attention upon this guy knew that that was his kid always known that that's his. Yeah, obviously, oh he doesn't want her. Yeah, I mean in being said, yeah any test is going to be making be like, oh, no, I thought you weren't mine birth. You know, he didn't want you still didn't want you didn't want anything to do with you. I'm sorry get. All right. Look, this is the most therapies because she's dead now there was this so this is a since this is the end of this part. Anyway, this is the most real and not going to get on here. I had to I when I was fifteen years old, my mom took me out of class to take a DNA test cuz we all knew my dad was my dad for like fifteen fucking years and then we took a test right and you know, when I took the test off it didn't fucking matter to me at the time, you know, why because it doesn't matter if a test says yes or no, they decided that they're not your dad already. So they're not going to why would they just automatically are all of a sudden and be like, oh a test says it's real. So now I'm going to start taking care of you and shit like stupid and I was like and that's a horrible feeling no matter who you are like, And no matter what, you know what I mean like at Fort like but because I feel like if you accept that and like try to go on from there, then you're gonna you're gonna grow better off going to be you know stronger. She's not because she still has that hope of like this is going to turn things around and then he's going to love me ya know. I'm sorry many. I remember there was a part where I think you were she said something like, oh, maybe we can we can have that relationship that we never had or whatever. You can teach me how to do all these things and go to like whatever and you were like, you're forty like this off late for lunches over 40 shoes like 25-27, but I'm yet but still that's too old for him for you to be like Daddy teach me how to ride a bike like year. You probably know more than he does at this point like come on Mini and speaking of many. Unfortunately many did pass away. Yeah, I think I heard you say that. Yeah, we can go into the where they now know. Yeah, so unfortunately many passed away in April of this year though this year. Yeah. It was it was really recent. She was driving and I don't think they've ever disclosed if she was under the influence or not, but she basically like swerved off of the road and then when she tried to like redirect herself back onto the street, she hit another car and like spin down and she passed away which is super super sad. The accident was definitely her fault the other person I think may have also done. Okay. I'm not a hundred percent sure. But yeah, so that's where many is now. All right. Let's see what we can get to the other we'd have to like do well on this sadness come from the job. Yes is what I'm saying is she was allegedly also andreea has had now had not one not just one more baby with her. On-again off-again baby. Daddy. She's had two. Okay. So now that she has three kids then breathe the one who was with Buddha what whatever facts and I was all unique councelling had another baby. So don't worry Nate. They definitely have another baby just real super quick. Like she she she was like we need to go to counseling he was like younique counseling. That's the best part. Anyway. Yep, so they have another baby. Okay God what else? Oh Amanda married her boyfriend. Jordan may be really really big guy. Okay, they got married. What else happened? Oh, I guess money actually married more Louise. And then they got divorced like two years later. She moved back to Texas. I think Texas to be closer to her son who she lost custody of her ten-year-old son. So she had to move back to Texas to be closer to him to try to like do visitations and hopefully find a guy named not Morlin. Yeah, not Borgia is her son's name Morlin. I don't know. No, no. No, that's not moreland's kid. That's not moral. Okay. I'm still okay. I just need to know I need to know what else? Oh god. Oh, what's her face? The what the cheeks are no longer the cheeks. I guess they got in a fight or something and now they're like no longer friends, but I'm Owen missed u z miss juicy, baby. She's been on a t show called Claus. I think it's the nail shop show with niecy Nash. Okay. She is like a recurring role on there being an actress Yeah. So basically everyone from Little Women Atlanta a it's varying in their level of success and aliveness. Okay, we're saying is All Over Georgia bactrim. There was one cast member who was on season two, I believe. And she's in jail for like sixteen years for a drunk-driving murder. Okay would have to go into people from Seasons we didn't watch but I took throw that out. There's a lot of information. I don't know her name. But yeah, she was on one season and then she was driving drunk and she hit someone who was in the Marine Corps wage so that America America drunk driving store America lost their shit because they're like Marine. Yeah. So anyways, yeah our IP mini home you really did lie about a lot of stuff but that doesn't mean that you should die. So tragically all right. Yeah rest in power. All right, I'm done talking about many. 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Part 2: Brad Williams  Coronavirus Scammers, Celebrity Videos and The News (ACS Mar 24)

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Part 2: Brad Williams Coronavirus Scammers, Celebrity Videos and The News (ACS Mar 24)

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Eight eight six three four one seven. Four four yes. Somebody tweeted me The idea of their dog howling sunny. Everybody is come through. Ran Down and handed me the freshly printed page Yeah so Damage Shack is here. Brad Williams GonNa jump on when we do the News coming up. Ooh I got a got some movies where they came up the titles. I so I had this bizarre moment where I have my list of movies. That always sort of thought of well. They must have come up with the title before they came up with the movie at the top of my list is. I'm looking at Reindeer Games. Somebody must've just went. Okay we got it. That's perfect now. What but so for some reason I never thought about it but the title hop out can aim to mine. I was like Oh yes. Somebody must've said cop out and went. Oh this is a cop. Buddy Pied ever movie. And it was Tracy Morgan I think. Getting in Bruce Willis and Blah Blah Blah and Kevin Smith directed. And so I I didn't like Tag Kevin Smith or anything. I didn't even mention his name. Just wrote cop out. There's a movie Cop Buddy movie. There's a movie where they came up with a title. I and Kevin Immediately tweeted back Here's what happened and and by the way it's perfect because you know you know like you know when people are lying you know when people are kids are lying trump's lying whoever's lying it doesn't doesn't hold together like doesn't make sense. This is one of those perfect man accents so Kevin writes back moments later alot. I think he did it again. Low Charles Nelson Reilly lodging the title. When we shot it was a couple of dicks which kind of all right make sense. Couple of detectives couple of Dick. But Warner Brothers. Made US change it when they learned networks wouldn't air our TV spots before nine pm like okay. That's all super specific information. That one thousand percent make sense Warner Brothers title suggestion. This is also perfect city cop which means nothing. It sounds like South Koreans named your video game city cops. I lobbied for cop-out which is a better title than city cops and that's what a couple of dicks turned into cop out. So that was my first offering and I was one hundred percent wrong Cop Out answer game at the end but I'm very satisfied in my answer so we got we got reindeer games. What else do you guys have? I have a couple One that is Beloved by my fiance probably not anymore since all the allegations and the and the arrest but ghost dad feel offering the dad who becomes a ghost older. I never saw this one but when I thought of the Title I thought Hundred Percent Operation Dumbo. Drop and this leary Ray. Liotta Danny Glover are trying to win the favor of this Vietnam village by getting this elephant back or something. Yes that was a big movie. I I have like the ROM com friends with benefits. Oh somebody had to just spit out that title. It built Built movie around it and then I like ones like this silent night deadly night right. And then there's there's a good one there's the Nick Cage One season of the witch which is a Donovan Song of a cop out when you do a lyric. Oh sorry go ahead Brian. No you're right. I I've got a few categories here because Gina you mentioned. It's a cop hat. Redo the lyric. I mentioned this once before Damasec. You'll love this. There was a five year stretch from ninety seven zero two where studios could not make enough rom coms that were named after popular songs. That had nothing to do with the movie. Leanna movie called addicted to love with Meg. Ryan Matthew Broderick nothing to do with the song a fools rush in with Matthew. Drive me crazy simpler system to Robert Palmer. Song movies ever heal someone like you the sweetest thing. These are all movies that had nothing to do with the song. Title this sweetest thing. If you watch that movie it is. It is a huge barrel of nothing. They kept playing that song. There is this stupid It was a Christina applegate and What's your at the height of her power and Selma Blair? If like Cameron Diaz you dance in your underpants. An Act like the coolest friend and the coolest girlfriend anyone anyone could ever could ever have and that movie was walking retarded half treading water. They really are the every one of those pictures you just listed off. Their ball is pretty bad. And I I was flipping the other day another one that fits that category inexplicable. Like what is the point of this picture? Exactly along came polly biggest stars Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston. Why do they who put that together like? Yeah it's like you know he's up tie and she's kind of like a hippie. She's a free spirit. Well but what happens like well? You know like that. He's going to be the movie. That's not a movie. Here's what I would argue is what I would argue with movies like that. When it's the thing where she is the footloose fancy free spirit. He's in up tight. Insurance claim danger assessor adjuster like his job is to assess the danger in any any building. Any endeavour anything so he's button-down Insurance claim guy who's going to talk about how dangerous it is to brush your teeth while walking. You should always be stationary in front of the sync with your feet. Spread out shoulder-length he's that guy she's miss. Hey Man Virginia slims commercial check. Like Hey I'm on the back memo pad. We're in Antigua and this is awesome. And he's like where's your helmet? You know all I want is at the end of the day she comes over to his he becomes valuable lesson. Get SUPER UPTIGHT. But it's always the other way around. He rolls his pants up and walks in the ocean barefooted. Fuck that she should go along with him. I mean the weirdest core sorta like inversion of south payoffs in movie. History is Greece that the whole movie is like the Travolta is this tough and and he won't soften up to woo. Olivia Newton John. And Yeah he puts on Letterman sweater. But that's not meeting. Olivia Newton. John Halfway she goes from you know little conservative like she switched just parts it up. Like she's a late seventies hooker. She comes Allah wows. Go and stuff. Like what message is that for our girls out there. That is one of the craziest most reckless pictures. I've ever seen that. If you stay believe make enough. You'll have the best Halloween costume. Ever listen girls if the foul if the Kool Aid India just tramp it up a little. That'll grease skids. That'll be it. I'm going who has made the journey to post a tude faster. Is it from the FONZ to Henry? Winkler today or revolt this character in Greece Stu who he is today as go. Danny Zuko. Is it Danny. Zuko to who he is today whose journey winter pussy. She's talking about. He might be a sweetheart now. It is rate integrate when they cast them that that Again that Hollywood in the mid Seventy S. It was like we need the personification of throwback tough guy. Hey get the five foot three. Ju also to be fair to Travolta in the interim he did a little movie called face off which is also on my list tied up with verse and He was Castor Troy I'm trying to think of who he was in that shekel. Now as he was he was sean he was. He was sort of civilian. And Castor Troy was. I'll tell you you're absolutely right that that were right. That is a sudden death to is one where they came up with the title before they built a is it Jean. Claude van Damme in Hollywood's inexplicable ongoing war against the city of champions from having wait who who does he beat who does Badie and the rams who they beat in that over time of the Super Bowl some team healer. What stadium get what what game gets gets attack by terrorists a Pittsburgh Penguins Stanley Cup final game. It goes on and on and black Sunday. The super bowl gets attacked by terrorists. And in the Natural Roy. Hobbs hits that home run in the one game playoff against the Pittsburgh pirates and the ball hits into into the lights up overhead. And while Roy. Hobbs and his teammates celebrate dangerous shards of glass. Fall down on the honor. Its outfield guy can do spirit. We may steal that helped defeat as he scourge back in in the mid twentieth century. And this is how we get paid back. I don't care for it yeah now. He's sound like Natalia. Hey let me tell you another one. I got one four eight and company here American History X. Let me play a clip for you. This is a little off. Shoot of what you're talking about. I like when the screenwriter jams. The title of the movie into the Actual Dialogue Donovan. If you would so. Here's the drill. I'm you history teacher from now on. We will discuss current events. We will call this class. American history x might as. Well look into the camera. Yeah like Pat. Summerall saying murder. She wrote America. Yeah that's sort of like when Wang Chung Sang everyone Wang Chung tonight that sort of like. It's exactly celebrate. That's a pretty good move though to be a band and make a song country hit the TRIFECTA because they're big country singing about big country and I think the album was named big country. Oh you don't do more big country than big country did all right I was listening to some Nancy grace over the weekend and I was thinking about her own. Gina Grace and it's been too long now. I told Kale and just go find clip of her and Jean has not been primed about. Well we'll play a little nancy. What was it from Kaelin? Was He on. Was He on fought. Was she on Fox John? Water water were waters world. Waterworld waters world. This was actually sent to me from Gabe. And I'm seeing. She's just enough Some Mike I'm not exactly consignment on working. She's on a Mike to might have been like doing an audio thing. But I okay all right well. Let's let's listen. Crimeline DOT COM investigator reporter. What is Jim Baker? Selling COLLOIDAL silver. What is that called sober solution and basically it's just been mineral Dover Nancy and he claims that it keeps her a certain strand of the corona virus as well as HIV and the sea that Federal Drug Administration has said that that is not true that those claims are off in fact this silver mineral in high doses can actually call egeria any our. Nancy speaks I do have one. Nancy grace this. Why sent you guys waterworld and told you it was on waters world. I can't we have stuff where we hear Nancy speaking. I also send another much longer clip. That's about five minutes like come through speak during I wasn't Halen logist playing sunny. That's all the rage with Donovan. All right well it'd be nice to have one where she did the talking because the name of the show she was on doing all the talking but We'll see if we can play that clip. All right. Well this is. This is difficult. Time found. That was there anything else he wanted to. Oh Nancy Yeah Kaelin fi stuff. Nancy talking. Not the person's calling into our show. That's Lavar yes. Sorry Nancy no problem. I know that you are a very busy man. You are in the middle of some sort a little comedy show but I have taken the time to be here and to talk to you and if you have any questions I'll be I'll make myself available to you for a minute or two. Well I do want to tell you that. I've not really changed my habits behavior. The prize is me not at all. Adam. I am Holding hands with my kids taking them out to society I was out and about. I'm living my life. Free freeze the win. The way you live at them is going to be the death of us all truly the death of us all. I don't know why you know what you do with your life. That's up to you but when you put them little kids in harm's way you know what you're really doing. I don't know if you've ever thought of it like this Adam but this is the real problem. This is the real saillant. Chiloe you tell those adorable little little gifts from God Natalia in sunshine whatever his name is to go run free in the park and guess what they're the only kids wanted. They are targets for child predators for widow lesbians on the straight at them. They're easy pick. Oh you're saying it's a numbers game and my kids are going to be abducted because they're the only ones that the park that's a good point. Yeah exactly what I'm saying. I'm not talking about the handwashing. Let let Neil diamond do that with his new sweet caroline song that he put on Instagram. Let everybody else tell you about washing your hands. Why don't you protect those kids for once in your cotton picking less? Well I don't pick cotton and I find that to be racist and derogatory but I will say heights taught. I will say this. I am hoarding toilet paper that I will admit to that that I I have a appetite. And there's a price to be paid for that appetite now. I do know that you do love a ask. Red Beet Salad do almost willing to give you a pay ass for toilet paper. Hord because of the tells me you've been doing that long before the panic buying started. Well I'm one of these guys that rarely even pulls a square off the role I'm apt to just wipe my ass with entire role I will take the entire role. Wipe my ass to fly mind and chuck it out the window for moving car. That's touch I can't afford it. What's the problem which you say into your neighbors is that your behind is more important than theirs? And guess what they're going to do. They're going to exact revenge at them. You Mark my words. They know where those kids live. They'RE GONNA they're gonNA make you see how it feels to heart to lose to feel loss. Ansi I I appreciate your passion on this but my thing is this. If you're gonNA teepee someone's House and I've had my house. Tea Peed. Sure you could do it with fresh toilet paper but doing it with us. Toilet paper sense so such a strong message to the occupants of the house know what I mean. That is do not tread on this neighbor. I'll hit you with some spent teepee. I'M GONNA I'm GonNa hit you with three little words that that that. I don't think you've ever really taken into your heart before because I can tell by the by the miserable disgusting way you're speaking. You've never heard the term love that neighbor. Have you not unless she's hot? Rod Neighbor's wife neighbors pig. I'd run a bang. The oxygen you got to love your neighbor Ales. They're going to come get your kids. I've told you this before. Not everyone's kids get abducted. Oh that's exactly. What the pair and other kid who's about to get duck and says they say every time not my neighborhood not my kid and then all of a sudden you're calling for that sweet little girl so you tell ya where are you and guess what nowhere to be found and you look out your window and you look over at the playground and there's just a swing and swing with no going right ball bouncing down the street town. Usa what if what if the scenario where the daughter gets abducted from the swing set? The swinging is just going back and forth. Swing just goes back and forth. But I'm for a nap so by the time I look out the window. It's now stationary and the message is instead. How does that work? Do you have someone freshen up the swing every five minutes. Or How's that work couldn't happen couldn't happen. I have to see the ball going down the street. You will see alone all bouncing down the street with no child running after gleefully laugh and play you will see a swing that's just been sorta or last name in seconds and then I'll see the Dutch shot of the on the ground. That's right where the camera duchess and we just lying on. Its back on the grass. It has never happened any other way and the time spent explain these things to you. Adam finally Secure that you're starting to hear message because you knew about the Dalai. I didn't know about the Dutch Dolly. Hey It's also game move if you guys WanNa look it up Max pattern. We find any nancy. Grace Kaelin hurts. Oh here we got some well there it is. She's on John Waters Water waters world. I think about it most of the people you're celebrity can't get a testing kit. Say do you really think door-to-door sales was like vacuum cleaners or have a corona virus. Has No. It's an attempt to get in your home and either kill. You definitely rob you. That's what that is now. A lot of people are working remotely. And this is just a bonanza for phishing scams scam artists identity thieves of all time. Because you don't really know who you're talking to. Maybe Jim Rogers from HR is sending you an email. You don't see in face to face a you assume him. People need to be really careful about the emails. Her answer is that's probably all right. Very very vigilant and for those. That are familiar with them. We fishing is P. H. I. S. H. I. N. G. which is a tried and true technique. You think you're getting a legitimate email from a CO worker and some cases. It looks like it could be from the government right. American Express it looks real and you hand over sensitive critical information like your social security your Dav your checking account your credit card and suddenly you're out thousands of dollars and it's happening all over the country especially as relates to corona virus and the only way I think regarding your coworkers do video conferencing exactly that would eliminate confusion. Wait start at the top. She's talking about The fuller brush man breaking into your Avon Lady. Yes that was. What was the topic? Just think about it. Most of the people lost your celebrity. Can't get a testing kit. So do you really think door? Sales was like vacuum cleaners. Or it's like medias have a corona virus has no it's an attempt to get in your home and either kill you bait. You definitely rob you that you guys salesmen coming to your door Nancy. What the timely vacuum salesman selling Mary. Kay is going to be out in this climate glow. I'm the chimney sweep. This is barely have happening all over society. According to the ice man is here. I have a huge block on my back. Your spouse called it in you probably aware of it. I'm going to put it in your freezer. Which dog-catching reason glad bottles of Milk Miss Awesome? I like that. She's gone back to the forties so the Fuller Brush. Guy's GonNa get your house and he's going to kill you. Operate kill murder. It's all it's all there and by the way as a celebrity not an alien but as a celebrity when they do all this shit where they're like. Oh you know what? If you're a celebrity will sure you're GONNA get first in line for the high tech medical equipment in cutting edge procedures and cheer? You'RE GONNA jump the line for getting the corona virus tasks and vaccination all that all I get is the celebrities more fucking taxes and half the country. Amadou's I don't get any visual fucking the line or kick a soda virus. You think that's how it works. They're giving out. The Corona has kits based on your age. I don't think so. I think everyone just says that. Then you get all the baggage of the celebrity really all you get is a celebrity as you. Don't get to jump any lines but when you do jump or when you do finally get served in you tip twenty percent. The person's disappointing. That's about all you get. That's that's what being a celebrity status shekel little. Let me hit Simply safe that's what I wanted to hit home security. Well that's what we're talking about. Let's be safe. There's two ways to protect your home that traditional way. You can wait a few weeks for technician to show up into a messy install cost you a small or Chin and then there's simply safe simply safe everything you need and home security at award-winning protection. Two time winner. The C net editor's choice award blankets. Your home and safety. You barely notice. It's there set it up all by yourself doing under thirty minutes and maybe an hour tops very easy. 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You don't get the you. Don't get the have conspiracy theorists when the entire movie is built around the fact that one guy can take his face off and put another person's face. You can't have castor pollock's Roy casting casting doubt on that anyway. Thank you for allowing me that I pointed that out that movie many times we all have siblings Shock you gotTa Sister Bryan. You've got a brother do you have? You don't have a sister do a younger brother named Adam Right. But we all well have siblings gene. Is there ever scenario when you're at Thanksgiving and You said Pasa cranberry sauce and they started. Pass it to you and then you got suspicious. That wasn't actually stabling. Almost never ashby GONNA thanksgiving. What was grandma's recipe for Mash Potato? You're in the movie the movie you're in the movie where suspicious because we're in a theater you're in the movie and that look exactly like your brother or your sister. Why would you ever question that? Or maybe we should start. Maybe I may I see Lauren. I should go if that is in fact your real name and then I reach for Scalp but I start tugging on it. Give it up all right back by the way you can hit them up on facebook dot com slash damage shack and Shoot tweet at damage shack. We'll take a quick break coming up three times this week with the looking forward to by the way last thing waters world definitely a show that had a name out security. Good callback and good weight and I will do that. We'll do the genie brand Brad Williams right after this break. All those crazy trump tweets G. Nothing is legit news with gene. A Grad Ran Williams is joining us from your home or his home. Hey is so nice to be here. It's nice to see that all up Jimmy Kimmel with me so Light so like everything everything is plummeting. How how you faring? Is your wife able the work during this no No one is able to work and we have. We have the newborn so were faring. Good thankfully. I saved up enough money but is you know. No money's coming in until at least may so wants to help me how go to a CAMEO DOT COM slash Bradley comic. You can pay a small fee and then I can shout out to your friends. I can tell people something nice. I can even break up with the girlfriend if you want to. I have that capability so for you. You know I'm I'm a little bit of a different boat I go out and do stand up periodically. Make a little money doing stand up. It's not really my livelihood for you more than the livelihood department. How many dates have you missed since this thing went down approximately I've missed at least three weeks of work and I'm going to miss about By right now if we get back to work in May this Kinda blows over and we could travel and it kind of goes back to normal. I'll miss about nine weeks of work toll so I mean you worked. Every weekend you would go out. Yeah and that's on top of a took three months off for paternity leave because my daughter was just born so basically I haven't worked since Since since December so yeah. I'm not panicking yet but I mean this is something real that I'm I'm not saying that I have it bad. I know a lot of people out. There have way worse in terms of trying to find money and trying to figure out how that's GonNa work out for them so I'm not saying throw pity party for me by by any means but I'm just saying this is something that's that's affecting everybody that had Whether you go to an office or you go on stage if you're not allowed I o pipe who work in the hotel industry That got laid off that just because they don't have that many people in the hotel so they don't need to pay full staff so they're laying off and so it's hard for a lot of people right now and I'll say things like a lot of people get through it but thanks and thanks for being on ours and I do a message. I've been wanting to get across what we have to do. Because we always do this thing where it's like. The federal government needs to step up and local government needs to step up I don't have a ton of faith and federal government or local government and I do have a lot of faith in you and me and parents and communities and listen everybody Wherever you're at on a socioeconomic scale you have to have something set aside. Shit happens it does. Sometimes it happens on a global Natshev global nature like. It's happening now but most of the time it's individual you injure yourself on the job you roll your ankle like I mean I used. I was poor for most of my life and I knew that I needed a way to float myself. If this shit went down like the and I you know listen I was guilty to. I didn't have a big savings account. Put aside or anything but like a version of this is when the ninety. Four earthquake hit in everything. Shut Down my girlfriend at the Times job. Shut Down My job shutdown. Her car blew a head gasket in front of my rented house and Locker Santa California. And it's like with your fucking manage for a few weeks without anything and I certainly wasn't waiting for Fema to come and set up a ten tomorrow so I'm just saying everybody in in the Pantheon of what can the government do. What should they have done? And who's dropped the ball ultimately the buck stops at you whether it's water that you put aside or two months salary and I know people go. Oh well some people are poor there. I understand but those people still go out to eat X. amount of times amonte they still go out and knotsberry farm or do things that you'd fault would fall under not necessity but pleasure and all I'm saying is from this point going forward. Knock that down ten percent. Put that in an account in have it in case shit goes down the all right Gina. Well little are renowned up. There are some things that are breaking at least as we are recording this a veteran International Olympic Committee member. His name is Dick Pound Heat Little USA Today That Sports Monday that the twenty twenty Tokyo Olympic Games are going to postpone likely to twenty twenty one with the details to be worked out in the next month. I mean it might not be one hundred percent but it sounds like ninety nine percent at this point when a guy named Dick Pound says something. Listen that's right German. Chancellor Angela Merkel is in quarantine They don't know if she has coronavirus but she was exposed by her doctor. Who tested positive. So she's quarantining Minnesota Governor Amy Klobuchar husband. John Bessler is in Virginia Hospital with complications from Corona Virus Maryland Governor. Larry Hogan said Monday. He signed an executive order. He Maryland's closing all their non-essential stuff as well joining the the big cities This is interesting. I wasn't familiar with this name. Something tells you guys are really. Are you familiar with the name? Dan Gilbert team he owns owns the Cleveland Cavaliers after Brad. Real ESTATE MOGUL BIG BIG DETROIT. Real Estate Mogul also owns the Cleveland. Cavaliers he apparently is downtown. Detroit's biggest landlord. He announced Monday. He's waiting all rent building. Expenses and parking fees during the months of April and May and for some instances into June for restaurants and retail tenants. That are small businesses. That kind of makes sense. I mean if he's the landlord in everybody ends up shutting down. What's in it for him? You know you've a little and get something back eventually. Look goodwill good publicity. There's a currency she'll ask you Dr Subaru which is made with love with good in a you know firsthand that this is important thing right into the puppy kissing booth when I need a tire road win. This thing is over because we have to. Because we're wired this way we're going to be looking for people to praise and people to crucify right. You WanNa be on the happy end of this of history when this shit goes down you want to be known as the guy who paid all your employees all the way through this calamity who gave your low-rent tenants a break on their ran and Blah Blah Blah. You want to be that person. Because you don't want to be the senator that was caught trying to do insider trading and dumping stock. These people will be crucified soon. As we get a few extra minutes to crucify people really have quite enough attention or bandwidth to crucify people yet. But it's coming. Yeah that'll be. Our next move is as everyone realized. Assume as soon as someone goes all right. Is it safe to go outside? Yes okay. Let's start crucifying. Yeah let's get back to canceling people. We were right you you. You had your time for way too long so now. So now we're going to get caught up and that's why I'M GONNA post a photo berry soon of my wife who is actually downstairs as I speak Making a D. Y. Masks for awesome nurses. That's that's great. Yes we get that up immediately. Yes you're right. The cancel cultures going to have a bat a backlog of thousands of people they needed have removed from their job in society. And they're going to have to make up for it fast. This'll this'll be the way to do it. Right New York City now considered an epicenter of the krona virus with roughly five percent of the world's cases in New York Los Angeles and and we May Have mentioned this earlier in the show. According as as we speak today Closing parks after way too many people showing up on hiking trails even though we were urged to get out and hike and walk around Mount the mountains recreation and can conservation authority which operates around seventy parks and overlooks announced. That it would be shuttering all of its parks and trails effective immediately until further notice as for the beach crowds. La Mayor. Garcetti has closed parking lots at the Venice speech sort of enclosure which is wildly popular. If you're not from California so to many people doing the Florida spring break thing and going to the beach and too close together. So they're going to stop that the relatively few people that are hiking you know what I mean like. Someone's heading up Runyon Canyon first off the healthiest people on the plan and all of them just had a fucking coffee enema there on a full clans. None of them have touched or byproducts or eating fast food these twenty nine year old beautiful people are in spectacular shape and have a great immune system. We really need to get them off the trail. Like is that GonNa make a dent in this shit. It's the only thing keeping half this city saying it's like going outside and walking and when you go walk around your neighborhood you just ask people in the streets and I'm like I do a fucking shoulder roll dive behind a hedge. When my neighbors walking walking their dog I say leave the trails open. That's not going to make a difference. Seventy trails and parks closed. So we'll see how long that lasts. meanwhile Donald Trump has activated the national guard in California also in New York and Washington. We have sixty thousand homeless people that are adhering to any of these regulations all like cordwood on top of each other on the fucking street right now you know encourage Adams to stay in their tents and not Grad is right. That is exactly what I was. GonNa say when they're talking about you know these You know hostels or whatever that they're trying to get you know a lot of housed to go and they're like actually now do we think about it. They're probably better off self isolating in their tent and that is a real conversation being had. I was making a joke. Scoping me if this disease was as the media is portraying it. Why aren't the home? Why isn't the homeless population? Devastated by this right now like there are thousands of them. They're all compromised and they're all on top of each otherwise. It's not sweeping like a wildfire through this wire. They're not homeless people. Well homeless. I guess three die day anyway so I don't I don't know what they die. Weeping maybe are getting remember they are dying. They're not going to ers. Obviously you know what I mean like talking diagnosed protest. Our guys a pardon me for sounding suspicious but lots of crackdowns on hiking through Runyon Canyon. No discussion of homeless that. I've heard like to me. My first thought was homeless. We have tons of people on the street or sleeping on top of each other all immune. Compromise are junkies and everything. What about that? We have a lot of school stuff shopping. Stuff trail hiking your parks. Where isn't there any homeless? I've not heard homeless conversations coming from the powers that be and are they not bringing it up. Because that's that's this happened on their watch and it's it's a failure and there's no answer by the way back. Yeah they might. They may also be aware of the day of cancellation. That is that is coming. One Minute is all oils over in and we go back and we find out which politician said round up the homeless people. Maybe they're being cautious that well. I'm I'm just googling it because we've made mention on on the news station. 'cause GARCETTI always throws it in at some point in the you know the update the first thing that comes up on the La Times L. A. To add six thousand shelter beds for homeless Angelenos amid the Krona virus. But again that's the other conversation is. Why are you putting these people in the same room? Help yeah I mean everyone's scrambling moving on we Intentioned that the national guards role in town don't let that freak out at least not right now because trump said the federal government has deployed hundreds of tons of supplies from our national stockpile two locations with the greatest need. That's that's gloves. That's hospital beds. That's mass gallons You know at this point. It's it's it's should look pretty normal interesting article I found about Staples Center and the alleged although I don't they're not saying it's alleged The La Times is saying the alleged damage done just by events at the staple center alone. Call the hotbed for Corona virus infection. as half the positive cases among NBA NHL players are linked to staples center Since the first confirmed cove in nineteen case in La County Staples hosted twelve Warhol Hockey Games nineteen NBA Games. They had the Grammy Awards. They had that full you know. No seats unfilled service for Kobe. Bryant Brian Staples Center seats about twenty thousand people per game for NHL Kings to NBA Franchises Clippers Lakers. The RENA hosted three games in the same week that Tom Hanks revealed. He tested positive. Eight players from those games are now undergoing treatment for corona virus and referring to athletes as super spreaders. Because they're hugging. They're high fiving their Schmidt saying and it's you know it's easy to transmit that way well with all with all the sports With all the sports that are not happening. This'll be some content for Scott Van. Help on sportscenter tonight saying top five super spreader of the corona virus. Just going down the list. It'd be like Anthony Davis with his wingspan niece. Spread the virus. That hundreds of people. It is a first round all star or spreaker sprayed corona virus. I can't I can't wait for that. Might be right a wonder. There's going to be an epidemic of baby going on now that every person who's an athlete is down for the count. I wonder if there's going to be less or more because you can make an argument that there would be last because They're not traveling from town to town sharing floozy. He's on the on the road. The real matters the spreaders they're not banging any of them on the other hand there Athletes in their prime they They have desires. That need to be the say. She aided and often times. One woman isn't going to do so. I don't know we'll see where this we'll find out. What Chrome Mardi up to? This is GONNA be. This is going to be a prime time right now. For side chicks. Who thought they were the number one? Once once a global pandemic happens you thought Ono. That's my boo Maybe not because now with right. Yeah who who do you? Quarantine with that kind of lets. You know where you are in the rank you know if you saw the number one girl but your guy hasn't called you to bunk up with you. You were assigned chick. Yeah but I but there's more plausible deniability like I'm just speaking from personal experience of your wife. Go where did you get crabs? And you go from the guy to trader. Joe's what I mean needs to be. It's it's not that plausible. You know what I'm saying right try. I've tried the guy behind the counter. Soft World Place. That didn't it didn't work as far as I know. But Corona you could spread your wife and even if it was from your side piece. She wouldn't never really be able to trace true. Yeah I also was thinking about. Let's think about October November. The baby boom. That is absolutely going to happen with all these doing nothing else. I think we're going to see a big baby boom then We talked about this. In terms of China it is happening in terms of the United States. Which Hey man. I'll take a silver lining The Krona virus shutting down industrial activity taking cars off the road taking trucks off the road. We're seeing these satellite images from European aid space as agency that we've already seen Wuhan and cities in China with almost no pollution. And now we're seeing them here as well. La New York Seattle when they show. These were heads satellite image shots. It's beautiful air you know comparatively from you know years prior. Yeah we're all inside. It's not at Canyon. Hey Max Patta. There's a song I was thinking of this boom of corona babies. We're going to have would say not over. Novem there Diana Ross Supreme Song called Lovechild. That's right never meant to be never meant to be. And they talk about what it's like to be out of birth out of wedlock birth right and it's like you never quite as good and it was kind of looked down upon you and you listen to lyrics of it. It's about a kid and the kid has a mom and the kid has a dad but they're not married and so there's a stigma. Societies are never love. Child never meant to be not quite as good never what they should or whatever it is. We should have a corona baby song. Run a baby so on would be like the lovechild song but it's like your parents only Fox because they were born. They didn't really want you weren't trying to make a miracle formally travels and he has his pick of the litter and he's got a piece or whatever but you guys were cooped up in twelve hundred square feet for so fucking long that you gave up your vow and fuck in he plowed you and now you're here. You're here is a corona baby neither parent and really cares. They wish they didn't have you. They had you anyway. Maybe they're a little bit religious. Shoulda got an abortion is good birth control. That's right that don't get me wrong. The kid will probably get very defensive in. Say What are you talking about? No my parents loved me. And they'll say isn't your Middle Name Cheryl. It isn't okay. You're older brothers. Twenty six years older than you. That's how they planned it. I've done the math myself on. My Birthday is January thirteenth. That means my parents had a really good for twenty. Yeah what is what is love. Child is anyone dos. And can you find that you're GONNA hear it? Yeah I can. It's is it Diana Ross. And the supremes said her teams of the supreme. Well if the audios better coming from those guys there that can be all right. You do right now. But it'll be the podcast recording. Yeah just you know. Put Corona Baby. Every time they say love child will turn it up a little mix. Don't be the one and it moves or corona baby. Quiet is good. Corona Bay always understood misunderstood. Perron obey ever meant to be been slow. We didn't have a mask or Condo. Yeah all right you can pod down weird but I think there's a song there banks eighteen eighteen years Kovin nineteen. Hey Harrison will be top for for sure. Yeah Britney Spears wants to get in on doing good or give it our best shot She's told fans if they need anything from her anything at all they just reach right out to her and she will get it done. I think we have a clip so our world is going through some hard times right now and my sister just nominated me. It's you help people whether it's a with a food or I'm getting your child diapers or whatever it is dam. Me and I will help you out. Also I'm going to nominate three other people and I'm GonNa Nominate Will Smith. Some scary and Kate Hudson Britney Spears know who she is. I don't know I think that's a really good question. Why did you put the old time cinemascope APP on your filming of yourself there? That seemed weird. 'cause I checked with my father who has conservative ship over me and he said that. Sepia tone will really cut through all of the No. It's Sepia tone may be a good name for my corona baby tone Corolla. Hey Brittany fetter line. Are you in Kevin how are you guys in contact shared custody? You still paying alimony. We are trying to stay on good terms and I am trying to be a really good mother but I really really don't care for him. Who was that a at the end there? I said I really don't care for him But he's a backup dancer and the father to your children. I feel like if you're asking me if he is the father to my children. My answer is a Oh yeah yeah no I I liked that all right so listen tax anew that's Nice Hey Brittany. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah I just. I just got a note from my son. He loves quiz knows so. Put him down for Turkey Mel okay. I'm GONNA went to. I mean I was also I need copier. Toner printer ink. Actually I needed to put in. I need to put in printers ink. We need a quiz knows. Are you committed to memory writing down? You'RE GONNA farm it out the Will Smith. Yeah I mean I just thought it would be a good thing to tell people. And maybe you know Generate some goodwill. But you want me to go pick up. Your Quiz knows well. It's not for me. It's for my son. I need the reach around. That's my that's what's on Santa's list for me. That's what I got on the dry race board on the refrigerator. I wrote reach around. I don't have a eggs or quiz knows jay or any toilet paper when I I did this video. I thought it would just be a nice thing to do. Hoa Supposed to New York. We are you singing a song or are you giving really asking the bird. Oh Okay Yeah I didn't. Hey you heard about corona baby. The Song Adam Corolla trying to workout baby we can hash. This out around can wait. You wrote a baby. How was I supposed to know Corona Baby? We're GONNA hate to see go. I got it is the right that yeah. Yeah Corona Baby. How were we supposed to know? Corona baby will hate to see ago when time. That's good that's good. That's a good message. Good it feels real good. Is there something you can sing? I know people are doing too much hiking. There's some some some you could put that the song like too much. I Dunno Runyon Canyon is no longer funny in Canyon. I'm spitballing you. Know what I mean. Danger Canyon Data Canyon. That's a good name for maybe Oh good yeah. Because everyone's hands are so dry from the wall of the handwashing instead of womanizer. Moisturizer MOISTURIZER moisturizer. Baby your most your resume. That's good. Let's let's let's focus more my corona baby corona baby one more time maybe even toxic because this era viruses right. I appreciate you Help a now okay. So that's how many quiz let's see if we can get Brian Caught UP IN TWITTER. Bryan do will Smith Gene ideas for lyrics. Terry you fuck yourself. No I was saying I good job. Gina and Brian. By the way to fatten we do. We have my Britney Spears or we'll have that for tomorrow I love it tomorrow all right all right. Go ahead John. Well there are. There are some Other singers that seem to be losing their minds. A little bit with the cabin fever As I mentioned earlier Neil diamond a little tweaking. His Sweet Caroline that? I think he thought would be helpful. Not as crazy as the next. GonNa play you but this is the Neil diamond. One go law region. Don't judge a along judge. Louis seemed soon. Yeah so that's his version but Madonna. I think people may be genuinely worried about her She did a little dance around her bathroom to vogue and changed it to fried a song about fried fish. I'm just GonNa let Madonna speak for herself. Here's the quote on go. Let's go eat some fish. Come on go. Let go eat some big fish because there's no pasta to eat some. She needs to be fifty one fifty two. He needs a wellness. Check two things about that one weird. Al Had the greatest response to that video. When we're now tweeted see guys. It's not so easy Ma. That's the number. Two if you watch the Madonna video. She's got a lighting up like it's not just saw that ten huge lighting rig. Yeah there's a guy but I in the bathroom mirror with a giant lighting rig trying to end all that happened with the Fried Fish Chic. You look saw the solve. The lighting guy heard the lyrics and win. Yup that's a winner Sen. Who CAN WE GET? Britney's dad to have a conservative ship over. Madonna's well like why limit to your family. I'd like to talk to Brittany's dad and I know she's a contemporary and you're about the same age and our chief share no blood but she's blonde. She's a singer and she's going insane. I would be willing to do. I don't even want to consider ship anymore. So I say Madonna could just have my dad. I Yeah Chances Yeah. They could transfer conservative ship. Like they slots fit at the be amazed at one minute out on stage surveyed. Very good point. Yeah I mean if you can hand off restraining orders I like when people make an example. That doesn't exist can hand off restraining orders to other. You're damned if you consider the deer boat. Yeah down generations of all right. Let's do one more. Gina Growl Right. Well let's talk about something else. Shall we We talked about a damaged mentioned Tom. Brady Brian was skeptical. So I just want to make sure that made it into the news that it seems. Pretty Damn official at this point that he's going to Tampa Bay Something we didn't get into We didn't have time. Was you mentioned earlier? The two Republican lawmakers that were a little bit of a tight spot after reports reveal the each sold off millions of dollars worth in stock after attending a senators. Only briefing about the coronavirus back in January Richard Burr of North Carolina. Who's the chairman of the Senate? Intelligence Committee reportedly dumped almost two million dollars of stock. Shortly after seen classified information about the threat of the virus. The stock market plummeted about a week after an Georgia Senator Kelly law floor who also attended. Cdc Briefing in January. She reportedly select by one hundred. Grand immediately Both senators now hearing calls from to resign and to unlikely bedfellows. Heo See how the problem with this and Tucker. Carlson had a big problem with this. He really did Really did To make this very clear that you know if if they have something that will That will Make this right by all means. Come on my show Earth's or say it out loud otherwise this does not look good for you. He actually ended was on ended up having Kelly. Louder for like ten minutes. I'm comfortable 'cause she's not fast. I have I have a little bit of a clip. But honestly it's unsatisfying. Because I picked so many there was no like great question. Great Answer Pairing. But if you wanted to see a little bit of how he tried to approach this with our we have it. Did it trip any bells for you? I mean you can read a balance sheet. Obviously it's what you did all of your life until recently. Did you think maybe this portends something ominous for the economy? Did that. Thought Cross your mind Tucker. This is kind of normal course for managing portfolios some some months you have visor and sells some months. You have buys sells. I trust the professionals at manage our portfolio. I don't get involved there. I don't have a say I don't want to have a say because on my work for Georgians we're talking about growing right now. We should be telling us now like let's talk about anything else. Look like Ann. Coulter's racist stepsister. It's not gonNA help that. I can tell you in the new world order not GONNA HELP. Hawker did a great job because no combative tone whatsoever but kept trying to bring her back to answering the question whether or not Gedid remains to be seen but he go no respectfully understood again. I'm GonNa ask you again and just it just chew. And yet they're well in the egging order the guy he looks the most guilty now. Obviously he was invited to come on the show as well so not showing it. All is your first. Admission of GEL showing up in dodging questions still looks a little shady. But at least you showed up at all that to me is the worst second and third places probably Dianne Feinstein. Because her her husband I think was the guy who was doing some of this stuff as well. Although Dianne Feinstein had a Chinese driver who was made is like an eight Egypt at some point and it just all kind of went away. Yeah Dianne Feinstein. A year ago. People were talking about her. Having a like a Chinese nationalist China's national her husband finds her husband's deep into China. Like has a lot of business going on over there. They had a driver and the driver ended up being made some sort of. We're not sure form of spy or something. They never really got to the bottom of it but it was Kind of a dicey story that Media was not not that interested in but there is a Dianne Feinstein Chinese chauffeur double agent situation out there. I don't know if they let the guy go or what it is. You're saying he was a secret Asian man he was a secret they gave him in the long run. Yes someone can find that but yeah the guy looks super guilty because he just went to the meeting so the guy went to the meeting heard that the corona virus was going to be a shit show the dumped all the stocked then to compound things took to twitter and addressing. Other people telling them it's not as bad as it's made well the fact that you dumped all your stock that lets me know that maybe an some of the people not only dumped all their stock and American Airlines but bought stock in communicating zoom. Like we're doing right now. That's right except for none of us own any stock right but I always do feel I look. I made the same argument with Martha Stewart. Like if somebody told me. Hey you know your own all the stock in Schwinn bicycles and I'm like yeah you know. There's a new thing coming down the pipe. Or they're going to outlaw cyclists and get rid of the cycling lane Let me make a phone call. Like they're horrible people but what would all of us do we found out something idea now? You're going to get made Martha Stewart. I think God I know who I was talking to about it. But Martha Stewart didn't nearly do with these guys are accused of doing and if they just have an ethics committee decide on it. Nothing's going to have a slap on the hand. My feeling is is if the federal government can lock up Martha Stewart for her. Nothing Burger than we find out. These people really did this. They need to go somewhere. It's not enough. They'd have an internal ethics mean for everyone on the hand and move on I. Yeah I think more importantly we have to find a way for the rest of us to be able to invest in the industry of Cam girl. Because we can do that. We'd all be making bank right now because those girls are making a lot of fun right all right. Is there anything to that China Spy Feinstein story that anyone can find. That's a deep cut from about a year has probably been a year and a half or something Let's do Gina. Let's do one more. Let me hit Tommy John Tommy John. I'm worrying mind right now. it is It is it is a good time to get into some of those Tommy. John's love these guys spend a lot of time at home he wanted to be comfortable. Lounge wear is unbelievable. The the underwears great t shirts are great but I actually slept in their laundry. They have like I don't know John Lounge wear but it is so damn comfortable for a limited time customers get twenty percent off site-wide plus free shipping. So let's have some good co a matter of this softest most breathable proprietary fabrics performed like nothing. You've ever worn before the no roll waist bands. No wedgie guarantee no invisible panty lines for the women. 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For the senator. Can we start on China allegation or that happened that that will happen but the allegation that it was actually a spy is unproven the FBI so they didn't have enough Anything of substance. It's I know everyone is so hell bent on divesting from Israel but we work on a little China divestment. I don't know I don't I you know I'm not. I've never been to Israel but I don't think they're potentially problem. Problematic has China is. I'm just saying if you're for Israel divestment should be China divestment let the answer is the same as the NBA China's number one number two economy in the world. Israel's thirtieth I'm guessing right we don't but but here's what I'm saying we don't get a whole lot from Israel are we don't need Israel is let's say as bad. We're not business dependent whether you're pharmaceutical company or the NBA. People could go well politically. Who's farther part? Who's WHO's a greater chasm between sort of cosmic leave in the NBA and Upjohn Murph is earned? The answer is their way apart but they do have one thing in common like fucking month. Gerald cyb agreed to leave China out. But there's a lot of Jack offs in this country. That went to from Israel. Lomb saying is be consistent that let's see if we can work the same thing with China it's GonNa take a while. But wouldn't it be nice if we manufactured our own pharmaceuticals and made our own equipment here and if the shit went down we didn't have to count on China home of the awesome wet market. That would be the absolute most polite way I could divorce. My Wife is saying I'm looking to divest from China and she's Chinese. Right she yes. She's Chinese a book. I I knew I knew Asian but I wasn't sure so it's one of the bad ones. I know that not know that I'll tell you who had it right. Though man you look at those old johnny quest cartoons they had their villains. 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"Uh-huh. Wanna get out of the country. Not going anywhere. I'm gonna get Sean arch. Once we kidnapped supercop bedouin. I'd like to take his face. I wanna take his. Base. His face. I. Skin coming off. This is now playing podcasts review of faceoff. This religious the ternal battle between good and evil. Saint and sinner cure still not having any. He fought being Vacher review chosen by Shawn. Ray got a brand new band. Hosted by Arnie. But in love you so damn much have to kill you, bro. Stewart's you're not having any fun watch. Come with us. Try terrorism Bihar will blow some shit up. It's more fun and Jacob. Family brains. Although now, I am the only one with a Lukes. This podcast will have details. Lots boilers harsh language and completely implausible surgical procedures. Fuck you watch your fucking now. Listener discretion is advised. Eighty. Today. We're discussing face. Starring John Travolta, Nicolas Cage. Joan Allen, gene Iger Sean directed by John. Woo. This is the now plan goes to can eat a peach for hours Arnie and Stewart and the Jakup I love all our listeners. If I could I'd go up to each and every one of you and just cascade my fingers down like immedi flesh waterfall down your face affection. Yes. Seven thing. My dad never did that to me. And I'm glad John Travolta thing. Yeah. I don't feel weird about well. I would definitely run some meaty face fingers down Sean rates base because he is a backer on pod bean who last year gave us one of the media's reviews we've ever had to discuss Apocalypse Now. And then he's already pledged for a couple coming up in the future is wide. Shut this year's it's twenty of the university. He's been so generous patrons will get to hear that review this summer. But now we have duality of reviews from him this week face off, the nineteen ninety seven John. Woo action. Classic classic. Yes. And one I have never seen. I'm just gonna put it out there. John. Woo is a quote unquote, cool director, according to many film geeks throughout the nineteen ninety s I was a pariah for not signing on. To his stuff. I have never been big on John. Woo. I don't really know much of his work. It was hard to get his Hong Kong stuff in the early nineties when his name, I became a touchstone. Oh, have you seen the killer? Have you seen hardboiled I wanted to? But my blockbuster wouldn't carry that they had ninety copies of three minute a little lady. But I couldn't get the killer. And so when I finally did get to see it. I do remember feeling a little disappointed. It had been dubbed in English, which I always prefer to hear the original voice acting and it had been reedited. And so I thought well, maybe that wasn't why I didn't think it was so hot. And then we lose Hollywood film. Let's go back to mission impossible to. I mean, I don't think that hard target is even van Damme's best film, broken arrow. I mean, I think it's claim to fame is the line aided cool getting turned into the handle of the first film geek website. I don't think it was loved as an action film. Oh, that's where the name for eighty cool. Okay. From for me. Broken arrow is best known for its score which got picked up as a sample and used in all the screen movies. Yeah. And we covered mission impossible to worst of the franchise we covered paycheck. Arguably the worst Philip k dick movie, I think was reputation is actually faded. I don't know any film students now. But I guess is they aren't acolytes of John. Woo. The way that people I knew in the nineties worry in the nineties the guy had cred. And then he came to the US and ruined it. I do feel like that is his pariahs his US film. It's been a long time since I've seen the killer or hard boiled, but I have much affectionate feelings for those than paycheck original possible to I remember liking hard target quite a bit. As far as John Claude van Damme stuff goes I was not a real big van Damme fan, but my roommates in college were big into it. I ended up watching a lot of Vandamme stuff kickboxer and stuff hard tar. It was one of the better ones. I saw broken arrow in theaters. I mean, Christian Slater and Samantha Mathis together. Again after pump up the volume. How could I resist that onscreen chemistry and then face off opening weekend? Baby opening weekend, you could not keep me away. Because this was the period. I dare call it the apex of Nick cages Hollywood career Conair air the same year. Right. Nineteen ninety-seven. Yes. And he had just won the Oscar for Leaving Las Vegas the year before. Yeah. He wanted in ninety six for ninety five movie in ninety six when I became a convert the rock, I didn't see the rock in theaters. I don't know why it just didn't look that interesting. But I caught it when it was on pay per view because my friend had a box that like cracked the scrambling on pay per view. And I'm like, this is awesome. So con air. I was there in theaters face off. Their theaters snake. Is there at the it is, and then I stopped because it was snake eyes. I did see this theaters as well. Don't know if it was weakened of release this. I was living in New Zealand. My said this Donnie Brasco ninety seven I saw maybe five movies in theaters. So I have really good memories except that Donnie Brasco one which was weird because I had no memory of that film this film scene at once. I could tell you almost for seen everything that app, it it made an impression on me. And I wish I'd known. We were going to be reviewing this. Now. This was one of Paramount Pictures first movies released on DVD. Remember, the Circuit City only format no hair amounted back give x so the DVD came out in ninety eight. I bought that DVD. It was a stable along with the rock in con air in regular rotation in my house for years. But then I hadn't seen it in a long time. It was on like H B O or something last year. And I watched it last year and ref- ameliorated myself with off. So I'm really very familiar with this film coming back now, and I am coming in as the fan, perhaps not as big a fan of Sean. But among the three of us, I'm the one. Who recommended mission impossible to so I guess I'm the fan of American. Woo. Yeah. Not only was not a draw. But I was pretty Tarantino doubt by this point. And I know that Quinton doesn't have any producer credit on this film. But his legacy looms large here in almost everything from the casting of Travolta, the poster looks like a Brian depalma poster, you know, all these gangsters with guns pointing at each other. It just felt like yet. Another Tarantino land movie the nineties it was filled with them. I just graduated film school. Hell I had shot. Some I was done with this aesthetic. And so I just never bothered. It wasn't that. I was actively saying no, I will never see this film. It just didn't seem to be a must see Phil. And everyone I know that. So it there qualifier was it's the best thing who has done in Hollywood. But nobody was saying that they loved it. Well, I asked on Wahid picked this movie. I really always want to know why people pick the movies they pick for this. Says he knows it's bad. But it's so bad. It's really awesome for him out. Good. I'm so glad we could agree at least part of this. If any aero Brown is what he's saying. Yeah, he's saying he enjoys the cages amount that both cage and Travolta bring to the film. He was interested in the development hell that it went through which I can talk a bit too. And the various castes that it was going to have then we also kind of spurred this on because in mission impossible to Stewart talked about the melodrama that we brought to the film, Sean says wait about one hundred twenty seconds. You'll see that same melodrama ear with an assassination on a carousel Sheild murder less than three minutes into this movie. You know, when you watch a foreign film, you assume sometimes the dialogue is clunky. It's because the translation isn't very good. I assume that woo life complicated drama. I assumed this movie was going to be a lot more like, heat, and infernal affairs and the departed with a little matrix thrown in. That's what. I thought I was getting when I came to this. You never saw trailer. Did you probably did? But it didn't mean anything. I mean, I just remember a lot of guns being pointed at people and jumping and slow motion the typical woo ballet violence, but I just can't if assize how much I was stunned. You know, something that happened. You hear about a movie, and it's a classic. I think that word is used to describe face off action classic from the nineties. I was stunned that this was the film everyone had been talking. But I couldn't believe just gonna put it out there. This movie took me ten hours to watch one. I kept rewinding. I couldn't believe like a scene. What happened? It'd be like, wait. No what? And I would go back. And I'd be like, no, I'm not understanding something here. I wish this was live streamed. I wanna watch you watch this. I couldn't believe it. So what do you think the pacing of the film? To that. Because most people are going to say flies by with so much action. But I think the best way to describe my face. The look Gina Gershon gives nNcholas cage when she sees him. He's doing the crazy smile in the mirror, and then she slaps him. I was just like what are you to reference a nother Nick cage field. They really feels like you see that application where Nick cage plays Charlie Kaufman. And it's when brother Donald you're expecting the face off written by Charlie Kaufman. You got the one written by Donald? I thought the absurdity was the premise. Everyone knows the premise is about face Wapping. And yeah, that's not scientifically possible. And you know, what I can go with that. That's the mulligan. We give that sometimes there's these absurd concepts and do that because you want to get to the theme of it. And if this is Nawar identity is always a big part of Nawar. What's the difference between a cop and criminal? And if you swap their face, do they become more like each other? It's a psychological idea that I could really go with. I thought that that was going to be the hiccup that I was going to struggle with. I had no idea. That's the least silly thing about this movie. So you knew about the stupid Sifi stuff going in. You knew there's gonna be some weird stuff. That's not your problem though. Yeah. I knew that this procedure was going to happen. I didn't know that the place. We're going to be the ones advocating that was real. I thought the bad guy was going to wanna look like the cop. There was a lot of things I thought and they were all destroyed. Let me give you a little background. That may explain why some of the things are the way they are. And I don't know how much you looked at the people behind the project. But woo is not a driving creative force here until it gets to the screen. This was a spec script written in eighty nine and ninety two guys. Mike were and Michael cholerae. They're also producers on this. They're UCLA film. School grads. They decided to write something together. Just so you can see these guys resumes. Word is also the writer of Jim Carey's, the mask dark man three dig- arc man die, and then would go on to do tomb raider in two thousand one and Tekken. So bit of him. Not a good record. Then those are fighting words screenwriters, I understand sometimes it work in your work. It's bastardize lots of great screenwriters have terrible films on their resume. But if the best thing he did was the mask. Okay. Cholerae appeal. Here's to just be on words back having written story for two months later and dark, man. Three death wish five and that one was way absurd. I was thinking about death wish five in certain scenes of this movie. This is high concept. This is all the rage in the ninety s give me a pitch in ten seconds or less cop criminals swaps face sold. No, that's not at all what they wrote what they wrote was a near future scifi film K most of it took place on a futuristic prison, and they're in this future able to swap bodies. They wrote it with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Silvester Stallone in mind that those two would swap personality because those are the great thespians impersonate each other. Yeah. When I think about personalities into ski CT. Yes. To loan in Arnold. It went around a number of directors back with us was with water brothers. John was given the script and John past. He's like, I don't like science fiction. I wa. Movies with character and humanity. And if there's too much science fiction, we lose the drama. At least dubs as so they had a director on board. Rob Cohen director of fast and furious. The first one Warner Brothers looked at it was like, wait. We're making demolition man was semester. Stallone, right. We can do one of these two films because they're pretty much the same near future action films. So they shelved face off. They lost the rights because it expired. Meanwhile, the guys kept rewriting it. They said thirty five drafts from their first in ninety until the final shooting script and in these thirty five drafts. Yes. Arnold and saliva were couple Michael Douglas is a producer of this film. I didn't realize this that he produced movies like one flew over the coups. Oh, yeah. That's where he got his Askar while you got it later for Wall Street. Yeah. That's where he got his first Oscar. Yeah. I didn't know he produced, but it was going to be him in Harrison Ford. Yeah, I could see that. And then Bruce Willis with Alec Baldwin. Now, this really we could have covered it already. It was gonna be Pacino deniro. Yeah. There were years that this would have been the right pairing. But I do think they ended up finding the right pairing for nineteen Ninety-seven. They went over to paramount. And it was still a SCI fi film paramount option the script, and they rewrote it finally for modern day. That's when we took it. I guess it had enough character drama this time, he just finished broken arrow with Travolta they worked with him though. He kept wanting to push character. Push character. Had they rewrote. They rewrote they rewrote. And then they finally got it cast with an Oscar winning nNcholas cage and a fresh from a comeback, John Travolta. Now, I'd seen John Travolta in broken arrow was not very impressed at all with broken arrow. Honestly, I remember not liking the movie and Travolta's comeback on Pulp Fiction. I felt it was a little overblown. I thought he was good in Pulp Fiction, but. I mean, looking at the movies he did after that. I think Get Shorty is the only one I liked when we're dealing with white man's burden and Michael and phenomenon and most of those were hits I'm not saying that they bombed I'm saying, I don't like them. But Travolta was back. You can't deny that he was in demand. And interestingly enough, he almost didn't make this film because he was making something just like it with Roman Polanski, and they had a falling out. But he was often Paris in ninety six filming the double and Palance he wanted him to do nudity. And apparently said some things about Scientology to and Travolta walk walk off. And. Because I did walk off if he had done the double he wouldn't have done this move and nNcholas cage didn't wanna do this movie because he was at a career peak? He was in action hero with a gold statue on his mantle. He wasn't in trouble with the IRS. No, this is when he was buying all the stuff that God, even trouble with the IRS. Just bought a T Rex Colloton. Yeah. He was trying to be superman. I mean, they were still working on that. Tim Burton version. Yeah. Around this time is when all the leaked photos and video of him is coming out, and he read it, and they were offering him the role of castor Troy, and he's like, no, I don't wanna play a villain, even though. While filming this movie Joel Schumacher did approach him to play scarecrow in the next Batman film. And I think he would have done that one anything comic book he have. But when I was like, well, you're really only the villain for a little bit of the film. Really? You're the anguished hero Travolta gets to play two characters the hero and the villain. You get to play three. The hero the villain. But also the hero coming to terms with the fact that he's wearing the villains face so cage signed right on love. How intellectual they're trying to make all of the sound. Well it worked on me. Because I believe that having not seen the film. I believe that. That's what this movie was about that. It was a character piece like heat, but with John woo ballet violence. Did you see mission impossible to even remember and everyone said that was being bad? This is being good. I now have to evaluate everyone that ever told me that. But it's still do, you know, it's like you could say this is good Indian food, and this is bad Indian food. But if you don't like Indian food at all, I mean, you at least need to know that you're dealing with a curry. Yeah. And I didn't think John. Woo was camp. I thought John who was a serious director because many people I know studied him as if he were scholarly, and that's kinda shocking. When you see this masterwork this glass, it what is not. Scholarly about this Stewart. I mean, you have Sean Archer based on Sagittarius the Archer the constellation which directly opposite of that is Gemini, which has two stars castor and Pollock's the name of our two village. They're diametrically opposed. I mean, this is intellectual the more pretentious the better. I love all the pretentious details. They've tried to sell us. It makes it better some newly graduated UCLA film students there. Yeah. Yeah. I understand you do that. When you're giving junk, you try to polish the turn you try to bring ideas, any no, it sometimes be movies do graduate and become scholar. Like, the writers slash producers themselves were actually surprised when they saw this getting made as a my because this is an eighty five million dollar film, and they're showing up on set on days when like the airplanes crashing or the speedboat chases are happening. And they're like ask each other the studio does this is about two people who take their faces off. Right. Even they realize that the premise probably comes off a little bit camper than the movie does. But I knew what I was in for when I went into theaters first of all I mean, I've seen the rock and con air at this point had you seen either of those. I've never seen them. Okay. Right there. There's a level that there's a problem because if you don't know put down the. No, I don't know. Any did not go see action movies in the nineties? I really didn't. That is an indie film. John. Malkovich depot semi come on. It's all Indian actors villains. And Leaving Las Vegas is nNcholas cage. I mean that is actually why I saw was the cast and isn't big rains and raises the two. Yes, it was like a Pulp Fiction reunion. But the trailer for this was really campy in and of itself because it started with like a grizzled warned down Travolta discussing this guy. He's trying to capture them but trying to capture for years. It's very serious. The camera rotating around it does a three sixty. So you're behind his head. When you come back around the other side, he goes the only way to stop him is to become him. And of course, it's nNcholas cage. Then you're treated to another sixty seconds of over the top ridiculous, gunfights and explosions. I knew what. Was in for I went happily. Yeah. I mean, I knew that it was gunfights in over the top action. I just didn't know the rest of it. I mean, I didn't know the plot. Arnie? Why don't you give it to folks? Maybe they don't know like me, and we can all laugh about off nNcholas cage is castor, Troy international terrorist for hire. John Travolta is Sean Archer the FBI agent trying to capture Troy in nineteen Ninety-one. Troy tried to take out the law, man, stalking him. So he used a sniper rifle to shoot Archer in the back, but the bullet went clean through Archer's body into his young son killing the toddler now. It's six years later and Archer is still hunting Troy, but Archer's now obsessed. He's been emotionally distant from his wife eve played by Joan Allen and his daughter Jamie played by Dominique Swain. The loss of his son has made him single-minded about catching Troy for revenge. Troy for his part is living it up with his life of crime with gold guns. A gold dragon money clip, but Archer and his team finally catch the terrorist, but in the massive airplane chase and gunfight Troy ends up at a coma. They also arrest Troy's younger brother Pollock's, one of the brains behind choice terrorism. It's then revealed though that Troy set a time bomb somewhere in Los Angeles. It will kill hundreds of people and the only ones who know where the bomb is is castor Troy in a coma and Pollock's Troy who aint talking, but FBI special ops has a suggestion. They know agai a doctor who's it advanced plastic surgeon as Archer knows Troy better than anyone. They want to perform a face transplant pudding, Troy's face on Archer's body. So they can trick Pollock's revealing the location of the bomb. They also give Archer a tummy tuck some hair laser removal and implanted chip in his throat. So his voice sounds like Troy's, Archer reluctantly agrees and does get Pollock's to give the bomb location. But. But there's a catch castor Troy woke up, and he's pissed. He doesn't have a face. So he's goons kidnap the doctor and they forced the doctor to put Archer's face on Troy's body, then they kill the doctors as well. As the few people who knew about Archer's undercover assignment. Troy now in the skin of America's favorite law, man, even more famous after Troy stopped the bomb plans to use his new role to take down all his enemies in the world of crime, leaving the Troy's as the head of all underground operation, and he revels in being Archer, even seducing archers, estranged wife eve and bonding with archers rebellious daughter, Jamie and Archer in Choi's face is trapped in ocean prison, everyone who knows his true identity is dead. But he breaks out of the prison, swims to Los Angeles and resumes. His favorite hobby hunting castor, Troy and to do this. He has to meet up with many of Troy's associates, including Troy's former lover Sasha played by Gina Gershon and Archer meets Troy and Sasha's, son. Adam archer? Reaches his wife, eventually convinces her that the man she thinks is her husband is in fact, castor Troy and Troy had killed Archer's boss and at the bosses funeral Archer ambushes Troy and a major firefight breaks out Sasha who came to Archer's aid, not realizing he wasn't Troy is killed and Archer and Troy end up in a boat. Chase Archer catches Troy. So as a last ditch effort to ruin Arthur's life. Troy tries to slice up his face or Archer's face Archer's face on his body. It gets a little confusing, but Archer shoots Troy with a harpoon gun killing him and the FBI brings in some magic surgeons able to put Archer's face back on his body. And he returns home with Adam who he and eve will raise as a surrogate son as credits roll. Now, I'm the person who on a lot of podcasts. I'm gonna sit here nitpick realism. So let me just get this off my chest. And then I'll. Lately role with face transplants. Get a face transplants or not one thing, but the bone structure underneath doesn't actually look like the person. So when you have a new face, no longer, look like your old self or the new person know, they dress that they say the implants on the skull in that put the face over it. So it takes the shape be tissue rejection. This was a concern to my wife's she's watching that. She's like, oh, there's not a rejection that I don't buy any of this see the wounds heal. So quickly to have a sis- take it up my foot, and it had a giant gaping wound that I couldn't take a shower with for three weeks. They said those lasers heels super fast, and they have these anti-inflammatories like, pure, you instantly, four you can't live without skin on your face. It was just a couple of days. Okay. I'm more concerned about him smoking with no face five. Would he even have eyelids left? I thought he'd be like clockwork orange constantly terrific stuff in the eye. Okay. I'm done face transplants. Thumbs up. Okay. Yeah. Again, that's not my problem with this movie. That's the least absurd thing in. I mean, it kicks off with absurdity where at Griffith park carousel for some reason with the music box play like it's so milligr- Matic. It's shameful. I thought Hollywood made him do this stuff. Now, he's just cheesy at heart like q the balloons to signify the death of a child floating in the air. I mean, that's the kind of thing I would expect in a film class. I wouldn't expect master John. Woo to fall to that kind of cliche. I think that's one of his trademarks is to bring in visual metaphors, like the doves all the time and everything. Yeah. You're talking about cliches. I would expect first time people that are just learning film grammar to do. But this is what he's done and Ben very successful with in his Chinese films, and he's trying to bring his style to America. He felt like the first two films. He'd made in America. He was getting his sea legs the first one hard target. He felt didn't get mass appeal because it was just to Chinese John. Woo. He then felt like he went too far the other way on broken arrow and made just a generic American action film that didn't have any of his style except for some doves. So this was the balance and by and large the studio was pretty hands off their let woo that would do that. He do so well or not, but my favorite part of this scene as all right? Lots of weirdness Travolta, doing the hand. Gesture you referred to Jacob. I don't know what that is the waterfall. I just kept calling it the waterfall of my notes tallied up every time. There is a finger waterfall at went. And did that. Archery after the movie, oh, did you? But you and she just was freaked out. She was like what are do. It's like remember the old school yard joke of starving brain sucker kind of thing. So obviously Travolta looks very bizarre or a carousel doing that with a child then we see that he's in the scopes, and that nNcholas cage is going to shoot him. And so poor Travolta has to like grab this dull and have this big emotional cry up to the sky, and there's one mother fucker still on the carousel. I love he's like, I pay my five dollars. And I'm not giving up this set of events should till it stuck he sitting there crying leaving this still this one guy on the horse as it passes. The thing that got me is poured for Volta knowing that his son in real life passed away. This hit me harder now than it did in the nineties seeing John Travolta mourn over the death of his son and then become a little bit insane. And fixated on. Work after it life imitated art too little in that sad. That's not call this moving on six years later, although get all of these dates, raw I went back, and sometimes the computer would report that day September ninth. And then another time it was like the eighteenth or something like that. There's so much waffling about the dates that is completely inconsistent white UK. Oh. All the computers got confused. Okay. Sure. Why not skewered? Did you know what movie or in? When we got this next scene with Nick cage of Emma's appraised head banging, well, I mean, I know cage, and I know what he likes to do. And it's not as the prize that he would disrupt performance of Handel's messiah doing some kind of dance in a priest robe while inconspicuously putting a giant bomb in a rocket just next door. Like, where's the security? I guess it was at this point that I realized this movie was going to operate in the air, and you just have to accept that every absurdity is its own pathway to amusement or something you pick this all you want. But I personally have no logistical problems with this movie yet. I mean, we're two minutes in. I just think it's weird that there's a gospel choir convention, I guess there's a convention for everything these days, why not quiet actually penned two. Jacob okay at LA convention center, though that is a big convention center for a gospel choir convention and went to a wizard world in on the first floor. You had all the Qasr players at all the second floor. There was a gospel choir convention, it was quite fun. Well, here's what I would say. I didn't watch a lot of action movies in the nineties. But I did see the big ones. I saw the die hard films speed and villains where the king. Nobody cared about the hero. It was all about how big you can go as the villain. And there was a lot of pressure of like Willem Defoe and speed to like, I gotta put leeches on me and everyone had to do something. Absurd cage is not going to be done. He is going to give the biggest Bill performance of them. All and so it's its own glorious mess. It is amazing. There's a YouTube video that G Q. I guess they put out a series of actors where they talk about like their greatest roles. I'm obsessed with those right now, I've watched like fifty of them. Okay. That you must have watched the cage one. It's the only one we're watching in my opinion. And he talk. About this role. And he says would John Travolta saw this scene the dailies because they'd watch each other's daily. So they could practice acting like each other. He's like, oh, so that's how you're acting in this film might totally shocked. The best thing about Nick age, though, this is all his German impressionistic. He is trying to tap into metropolis and NAS Farrah with these white is he has into knows for raw too. Because when he grabs that hotties ass up and makes that face. I'm like, that's the VHS covered vampire's kiss right there. Yes. He said this was an extension of what he perfected in vampire's kiss to be clear. I've seen nNcholas cage talk about his acting in general, and the acting that he loves is from the silent era when they couldn't use dialogue. And so if you've ever seen any silent film, all the performances, or usually there's a few that have settled acting, but most of them are about oh, a better have two minutes of my is getting wide to let you know. I'm scared and that is. Nick cage all over you can't be too big for Nick cage. He wants to be as large as those big screen icons of the silent era, but we've discussed Nick cage before and I always love that. He is such a character driven actor in that when he gets hired for a role. He immediately goes to the director and says, what can I do to adds some depth to my character? What can I do to make him? Feel more real is some movies. I'm going to be a body builder. Who bench press women as my thing here? He was at I like dragons, I was born in the year of the dragon to gold guns with dragons on them, and a dragon money clip dragons are going to be castor, Troy's trademark took those same two guns over to snake eyes. Because I remember him having golden guns in that too. I mean, it's ghost rider right with Karen carpenter and jelly beans. Yes. I'm kind of angry because you're plying these things make. The character more realistic. I making fun of him. There flourishes to bring attention to him. And the choices that he makes I would say this is where I get I get a lot of we're in the post Tarantino era. I mean, pimps were very trendy and cages essentially playing a blaxploitation pimp. He has got Cates. He's got gold guns. So much flair in all of this. He's offered like a box of chiklis and referred positive. Those chiklis had to be his choice to Jin Travolta spent two weeks together before this movie working on mannerisms. And what each other could do that they could mimic now, I think this movie has one base flaw because here at the beginning, you have Nick cage acting like Nick cage. Right. And you've got John Travolta doing what? Travolta does for the bulk of this movie, you have cage trying to act lead Travolta, think at Travolta trying to act like cage, but these guys are performers. They're not. Actors. They're not somebody who you're going to get to do the Christian bale. Dick Cheney leg embodiment of a person. I think at the beginning, Nick cage should have already been playing Travolta Travolta, should be playing cage. So when they flip for the rest of the movie, they could actually just be themselves. I'll say this. I think Travolta is not a very good actor. He's got a great screen presence. But his acting ever blows me away. And I never by him as trying to pull off, and he cage type stuff in this Nick age on the other hand when he's Nick cage doing John Travolta doing Nick cage. Bad. But I love it. It is so over the top cut Travolta out of this Bill just make it all about cage cage has established himself as someone that likes bad acting. And so he's he's hard to grade. You just have to kind of watch what he's doing Travolta is someone that actually tries to give good performances, and is usually at his best when he sweet I find I liked the performances where he's in light or films like Get Shorty, but he has many times tried to be a dramatic actor and his impersonations of cage or about as good as personnel of Robert Shapiro in that OJ moving in his more recent Godley film, like he's tried to be other people, and you realize that he's not he is John Travolta, the sweet guy from the Bronx who just wants to dance. I don't like him when he's in this mode. And I don't think cage has a lot to work with and having to satirize that all I wanted this whole movie, and I never got. What was to see John Travolta, try to make that vampire's kiss face? I wanted wants to see him do that. And he never does. Or if he does it's so half-hearted that I didn't pick it up. Yeah. They're acting sows are very different. And I think cage probably enjoyed the challenge of trying to satirize Travolta. But Travolta, looks like he's uncomfortable. It both in his straight man role here and later trying to be the villain in the straight man role. He does look comfortable, but you have to understand this is a guy with a big chip on his shoulder. His marriage is unhappy he's unhappy. But if you're going to do someone that has this dramatic of a role, you wanna dramatic actor someone that's still not over the death of their son saying he should be six years later, but someone that's grappling with that has this. Vengeance fantasy like you need a dramatic actor for this interval tres, not that person you want something more to work with than him like wringing his hands to show that he's really concerned. These are very clumsy film school one a one directing choices on how. To a savage character. But at the airport before the plane starts going down the runway did someone right in the script. If I were to let you suck my tongue. Would you be grateful, or is that just a cage improv cage definitely had a lot of input on his own dialogue and a lot of ad living. And that's pretty much. What was said? And here we're going to have a completely over the top capture seen as Travolta and his men go to get castor who's on an airplane flying off. And that's not gonna stop Archer. He's gonna do what it takes to stop that plane. Even if it means fly a helicopter and landing on the wings. Yeah. I he tries to stop with the car that doesn't work. So he's got to get a helicopter and help me understand the plot. They have set a bomb. That's not going to go off for thirty some days. I thought it was a week. Yeah. I thought it was just over a week. It is a really long period of time to hope that nobody comes along and finds the bomb. You know, he's who I wanna hire as an international terrorist because he doesn't procrastinate he's not going to be turning in his own work at the eleventh hour, he's gonna do his terrorism in advance. And then they also have some dialogue about how the guy that sold them, the plastics Dietrich who will meet later, gay them, bad stuff. And I'm like, oh is that why it didn't go off? I feel like there's a lot of confusion as to what their plot really is. And the only reason why the cops have found them is apparently the brother paid cash for this airplane, and that somehow set off some kind of trigger. Nobody's looking at the convention center. But everyone's looking at this airfield Archer's, the only one that believed that castor was still in LA the rest of the FBI thinks he's somewhere else. He's like I'm gonna go with my cheap informant and go with this go to the airport, but they got it undercover FBI agent on the plane. So it's. Weird is she the informant the stewardess that ends up pulling out a gun and then gets killed. That's what I took it as I know there's a lot of Jimmy Javer on the tarmac about bad stuff and things, and I just figured this is criminal conversation. But this agent on the plane who does suck Castro choice tongue 'cause you do not want to be found out when you're undercover so suck that tongue to stay alive. I thought she was the one who gave them the information come to the airfield Castro is here right watching it. Now, the action scenes makes up with Nick cage does barefoot waterskiing later on like the action scenes. I kinda just tune out during I'm like, okay? Let's get through this. Yes, I'm enjoying this. Ironically, the over the top acting the ridiculousness of the plot. How over the top it is that is something. I appreciate is. Like, you see that in a lot of smaller. Indie films. Just like we're just going to go crazy and like throw everything at the wall and see what sticks. And. Yeah. Enjoyed that. I don't take it seriously though. Yeah. Hobo with the shotgun. They know it's. Bad and we're going to relish it. And that's what this is all of the millions of people that paid money to see this are laughing. They're not like, oh my God the bomb. I think what I saw this in theaters. I was as perplexed as you must been after watching this for the first time Stewart, I remember walking out of that theater. Going was I supposed to laugh at this film, because I don't feel it was very serious the truth is and the screenwriters admit this the bomb is so important that they really just needed it to have a reason why are sure will need to go undercover. If they were rewriting all of this. They really should have gone back. There must have been something in the whole setup that lay like we can't get rid of the bomb because you don't need all of this. There are other ways to devise a reason why the face what might have happened and cleaner ways. But this is so absurd that it might work for you. If you're looking at this as a comedy, and so that's what you guys are telling me this movie is. A parent trap set by MRs Doubtfire and big, mama. And I just need a role with the absurdity of two Hammy actors putting on the latex and being silly. And stop thinking about anything that I would call an action movie. I would say that is the only way you can find enjoyment in this film. I might be wrong. I love someone to come to Facebook or Twitter and tell us how you can enjoy this as a series action film. I don't think that's possible. But I don't think it was meant to be a comedy. But ironically, turns out that way. So yes, I enjoyed on that level lot. And I think the tongue may not have been firmly in the cheek, but I don't think at any point and listening to two commentaries for this film and washing behind the scene features from the tenth anniversary DVD set at no point. Did they talk about the suspense at no point? Did they talk about tension? They talked about the action and the fun. So I don't know if they're thinking ha, but. Thinking rollercoaster, they're thinking being over the top spectacle. And I gotta give this movie one huge thing from beginning to end just remember this movie came out during the final days of practical, stunts, practical effects, everything they're doing here. They're doing here if they're flying a helicopter bio airplane on a tarmac. There's a helicopter. There's an airplane. Yeah. And I feel like that was John. Woo. I read that they wanted to just do this all green screen, but he's like, no, we gotta make it real which I that I associate that with the hallmark of Hong Kong, and they have different laws there. I think a lot of the struggle of the Hong Kong directors when they came Bahali would was like others unions for this. And there's laws we can't take these risks and insurance, and so we never saw the kinds of thrilling stunts in a Hollywood movie that we do when we look at those Hong Kong films. I would say that this action feels very similar to an under siege movie. I mean, I don't feel like it has any spark of creativity. Beyond. What anyone else was doing at that time? I don't see someone pioneering new ways to tell action. No, I agree with you Stuart. And that's why kinda to now during the action scenes in this film, again, I like practical stunt work that's going on. But yeah, doesn't feel any more creative than again. If I was watching speed or Air Force One or any of those other nineties action films. I would expect more from John. Woo. And maybe when you have Travolta and cage your leads. You just can't get that kind of physical action. Oh, there were stunt doubles all over the place on this the one CGI effect. They used was face pasting. So they would have stunt doubles do stuff and then digitally put Travolta's phase on their pretty poorly. I might add because during one stunt. I'm like what's wrong with that stunt doubles face? I didn't even realize it was supposed to be Travolta batches an extra layer Vira knee. They couldn't even take the face off. Right. If logics what we're bringing tarmac that. They ran down must have been like from there to San Diego that plane taxied so long. I'm just like I where are they getting all of this tarmac? It's as long as the one in furious five, well, it's hard to take off with his helicopter bouncing on here wing right by they would have hit the warehouse. They crashed into much earlier, but I am actually having fun as you have castor jumping out of an airplane within easy and yet somehow with a semiautomatic pistol Travolta can shoot faster than a news e interval to in or counting bullets from each other's guns. During this might seem like they'll face off against each other and be like each one bullet left. I see you've been counting. We have something in common. We both know our guns. But the point is at the end of this thing everyone believes that nNcholas cage is castor is dead, including John. Volt as Archer he retires, and I'm gonna this is a big thing for him. Because apparently, the only reason why he was doing police work was to avenge the killer of his son. I think in other movies that could have been the entire arc. Right. I mean, hell we get a bit part from a very young Thomas Jane in this film. And yeah, you could view this as the entire plot of the Thomas, Jane, John Travolta, punisher film. I didn't even think about that. Okay. But yeah, I mean you kill the kid. And so they go on a vengeance spree to stop the criminals. Oh, I mean. Yeah. I'm aware of cliche again. This is a story cliche after hoary cliche. Wade nNcholas cage is even playing it. I'm like, yeah. I've seen so many death wish movies where the bad guys like kneeling before the gun. And then they got something the knife in the back pocket. I believe that John was special. And I believe that he was talented in a way that he did something original. I'm not seeing anything in this opening twenty minutes to make me believe that I'm not watching something Seagal would do or just any run of the mill action thing from that era. It doesn't feel like this would have been more of a classic than under siege. Two yet. Well, with the exception of under siege. I defy you to show me us, a golf film that looks this good. I really think that the budget is on the screen here. It's not all in cages gold guns and from. The cinematography and the use of color to the big action. Here Seagal could never afford in a movie to open with his airplane. Chase. That would be the climax of his film where they blow all their money. This is the start of this big action spectacle. All right. So let's get to the turning point from act one to act too is that they find out. There's a bomb Travolta can't retire. He's got to do one more thing. And the most believable way of tracking a bomb is to they even walk into the lab. Some guy named Luma's got shot in the year. They're making him a fake year. They could make him a fake Nick cage face. But why do that when we cut off the real face and stick it on they call out? I believe there's some technical jargon that the ear. It's not a functioning ear. It's just going to be put on his face for a static reasons. But with the face, it's got to have muscles. And it's got move. You can't just print that up and stepping out of the movie and just asking a legit. Question. Why can't they just make that plastic surgery? Why must they tear off the flesh of one and put it on the other and who would consent to that? I mean, Tom Cruise wears a hundred masks in mission impossible to okay, that makes sense all wear latex masks, and makes me look like somebody else, but to remove my face surgically and put another man's face on it. And only one doctor knows how to do it Stewart. And this is the beauty to is just like this is so dumb. We're going to swap faces. We're gonna cut the face off put it on someone else. I ain't ask questions about the logistics. I'm going with it because I love how stupid it is. When you're talking about Nawar in general identity is the idea is that there's not a lot different between the cop pursuing the criminal and the criminal themselves. Once they get down to mimicking each other. That one usually has to become the other in order to find them. It's a cliche. We saw it in manhunter we've seen it many times that they're adding the scifi gimmick is just sort of a now. Novelty, but I expect this movie to be telling me something about the nature of being a criminal and being an an investigative cop. A maybe I'm thinking too much about this. You are you spent Ted hours watch is the fact that they're saying that it's actually his flesh his actual skin is full of evil. And that's why it's going to make Travolta like loose control. I don't feel like Travolta over loses control when he does drugs just because a lot of the films you've seen like manhunter have that the cop has to become the criminal. That's not this film. It may be your expectation this film. I don't think at any point Archer has to become a criminal. He may become a little bit more sympathetic towards the life of those around the criminal. But no, this is not that movie where there's a transformation beyond the physical. And what is this? This is called the hook. This is called the five hundred foot elevator pitch. This is what gets you in the theater is what? Are you saying I'm going to see the movie where they swapped faces? What do this faces cousins in a movie, right? You want to see where they go with it all give you the dumb, excuse fine. This is what it is. I don't even blink the idea other than the fact that it has to be the real face. I don't know why that has to be you're looking at this to Harley this isn't about what makes a criminal or cop could embattled just about identity. There's a scene with the daughter Jamie earlier on we're gone, all Goth and does some weird mascara. And she's like I'm supposed to be me. And that's the theme. Just be you that is as deep as this film is going to get with this theme of identity. That's crushingly disappointing. I can't undersell crushingly. Okay. How disappointed I was at how surface and empty this movie was, but let's talk about fun because that is the last white flag that people way when the argument can't be one any other way. Well, I had fun. All right. Well, you had fun. But we need to talk about why that would be all speak for myself and say it's all about tone. If this. This was a deniro Pacino joint. No. I don't want that those are the wrong actors for this kind of premise you. Gotta get the right actors the right though, you see Pacino in the nineties. I think you'd be perfect. Maybe pacino. I don't think the narrow would avenue fund, even Michael Douglas and Harrison for here's forty gonna have any fun with this premise, it's all about the tone, and how they're going to treat this premise, and again, sometimes they're in on the joke. Sometimes it's just they're so pretentious about something so absurd. That's what makes it fun for me. What is the joke? The acting Nick cage is a bad actor and won an Oscar John Travolta, I'm laughing at his acting too. Because I just think he's bad cages doing crazy stuff the premise for this is so ridiculous to me like you're going to cut off faces and swap them. I don't know if you could do that straight. But that doesn't mean it's a joke. It just means you're rolling with it and having fun and understand it's silliness. But that doesn't mean I'm laughing at it. I'm laughing at this film throughout I guess the. Question all boils down to is Nick cage in on the joke. Does he know what he's doing when he does ghost rider, and he does this type of thing. Because if so that I'm laughing with him if not then yes, I am laughing at him. Okay. So the appeal is ninety nine percent cage. No, I think that. Woo. Takes that cagey nece and weaves it throughout I feel like Travolta is bringing that level. I think Sean Ray was right. He is bringing a cage level performance. Okay. 'cause a lot of this movie. Feels like it's waited on Travolta shoulders, and there's this whole next passage that feels like the scifi film you described where we're now at a prison with magnetic boots. And he's gotta get answers for what's happening at the bomb and the L A convention center. But that's all cage. You said it's writing on Travolta, that's cage. Oh, yeah. I guess it is. That's weird. Okay. Yeah. See they swapped face it cages, the good guy now Levin. Let me rephrase this part feels the opposite of fun. This feels like a stupid Stallone film. Oh, no. I love this. I love it because it is a stupid stowed. So we're gonna go to prison. It's just not a super secure prison. It's also one where they wear the magnetic boot. It's just like absurdity stacked on absurdity stack. He's just have an underground super-secret prison. But Nope, we're going to have special boots. It's all gonna be crazy Saifi and Stallone Schwartzenegger did make this film because they did escape. Prison that was in the ocean. And this could be worse than this. Right. Not as good as this all it's so bad. It couldn't be worse than this. It is because there's no fun to it. I need to understand what you guys say. When you say where you're trying Stewart alien that has come from space and Jacob you, and I are like tell me, your concept of fun gap. It's because the loan in Schwarzenegger taken serious for me. It's just such a dumb premise that. You're gonna take the seriously and make me really consider it doesn't work and for me again. Because this next section is very focused on cage because castor Troy is left with this invisible. Man bandage around his face lists head and we've got Nick cage. Now as Archer in the prison watching Nick cage learned that he has to be Nick cage when he's leg that prison. All watching his laugh crime laugh amazing. That's what I was talking about earlier. There is. A case where the cop is learning to be the criminal. And he learns that he has to commit a violent act if he's not going to be exposed during this cafeteria fight. And I thought this movie was building towards all kinds of moments like that. But this is a body. Swap comedy. This is freaky Friday. Yeah. I mean, you gotta wonder stand Travolta's taller than cage the two of them do not have similar skin tone. There's so many things wrong with this. I wonder how much of Travolta's ego had to go at the side with the doctors talking about the love handles. I mean, did the doctor insert fat into Nick cage. I mean, they'll make fun of his chin amiss. I'm just having fun watching cage and the actor. They got for Pollock's. Troy, Alexandra devotchka as having an equal amount of fun. I don't know if he's trying to play autistic or if he's trying to play because this actor not American it feels like you start to speak with an axe trout. Most of hey, bro. He's British the British doesn't come through the weird. Inflection and voice comes through though. And I'm fighting him to be just fascinating. He shares the screen with cage in a way that he's not outshone by cages light. Yeah. Like Winnie waves. He does it with his little pinky or whatever. Okay. So we're just in a world where everyone is going to improv some delusion. And that makes this a parade of insanity you are heckling or or marching along with the parade. Yes, I'm marching with us parade. Even though I had only seen this once there's a reason that I could almost totally recall every seed, and I would just erupted to fit of giggles when someone would mention the title the shock for me is that this is playing very much like a very broad nineties comedy. This is sister act. This is not an action film, even though the poster and the billing and the hype said that this was going to be an intense action spectacular. But there's so much action here when Nick cage does. His final smile and gets him that fist with the guy. And of course, the plane the boats all of this that is action. I mean, the because action is in it doesn't make it action. The tone is comedic. So I shouldn't be getting upset that things like his breakout prison attempt here is so stupid. I should love it that should be great that he thinks that if he can get a cigarette it's going to lead to this domino effect in which he can bust out. And stop caster who has somehow blackmailed the only doctor into pudding Travolta's face onto his yes, they kicked up the secret ops. Yes. Doctor to do this full surgery on him at gun point. I wish this film was a little bit sleazy or regained just reflection in some glasses of faceless, Nick, cage, smoking cigarettes, just have fun with pus dripping and have them walking around with no face. I wish we got more of that. Yeah. I wanted Frank from hellraiser here. I wanted to see the face. I wanted to see him doing the eyedrops because he has. I Liz I do like the sound design that he you could tell he's trying to talk like he doesn't have lips. In fact, I actually started mimicking. I started seeing is he doing it. Right. Prompt? Would know there. How do I shown it turned out a little bit like, Sean Connery? But I think that more of this would be better when we see the reflection looks like somebody just smeared grape jam on his face if something. Yeah. I was definitely thinking hellraiser beat them to the punch by ten years. And I I thought that I could give the movie the premise. But now, I mean, this is just really bad that this is the way that it all happened, and you could take half a day, and right this so that it would work with more plausibility unless you don't want plausibility. And so I must only accept us as camp we're trying to make it bad. I'm just saying that if the action is good and enthralling and often then I'm going to go with the film that stupid a lot better than I'm going to. If it's also dull, okay? So. So filmmakers everywhere, if your movie isn't working just raised the money for some action scenes and arty will like it and half of America. Have you seen the box office deters for transformers? But you don't like those. Here's what I'm trying to meet this movie yet, I'm trying to find why someone would enjoy this film. I know it's not made for me. That's why I never even saw it. And so what is it that people like the mimicry, right? It's the parody once they get going here of cage is going to spoof, Travolta, and Travolta is going to learn how to get a little uncared. Yes. That and there's something there when Travolta who's now castor Troy goes to Travolta's house. And they're at papa's got a brand new band helped me understand that. That is entertaining for you. That moment is something he wants to see. Yes. Because we're getting to see a fish out of water you talking about what he's going to molest his daughter. Yeah. What the hell is this? Because that is the moment where I'm like. Ooh. Okay. Cut this scene. It's a little creepy. But it also provides the things I thought Stuart would want tension. We don't want to see this girl molested, but they got really even talking about that. They don't even go there with that the sexual assault becomes with the wife. That's who gets raped, but not the daughter. The daughter is going to get a knife. Which is just heavy heavy foreshadowing for her eventually sticking him with it. I thought she would get the kill actually that was one of the times. I was surprised by this film. One of the things I thought was interesting. They don't really go there. They maybe pay a little bit of lip service. But watching Travolta as castor Troy have to get used to the suburban life looks through his wife's diary, and she sees how board she is an awful date night. And so it's got a sweet like, oh, I'm going to have this candle dinner at there are moments where I could see. Oh, yeah. If you wanted to make this a good body. Swap movie that you can have some interesting moments about. Serial killer getting used to suburbia. They don't really go there though, just looking at Joan Allen, they said up something here that I thought was going to like, oh, well, you just told me how she's going to figure it out. I don't think it ever even comes up Travolta before he goes away for the procedure to go undercover. In the prison Travolta is holding his chest and going oh my God the anniversary remember this scar. I mean, if cage is coming just wearing Travolta's face. He doesn't have that scar. He had to give him back. The love handles and stuff and I was wondering about the scar. To I thought for sure that was how she would figure it out. And not like, oh, let me get a hypodermic in the middle of the night. And stick him. So I can do a blood test who comes up with that again, unless you're trying to make me laugh at how bad the writing is. But are you not laughing nothing against Joan Allen fine actress, but when they do it at Ashot of Travolta's Eddie honor, and they just pan that camera against her. Latte asks and it's like. I'm cracking up. This is Larry the music again. Yes. James Brown going on. And the fact that he's only he's not attracted to her. He's only doing this because he wants to completely get one up on Archer. He's not just going to sleep with Archer's wife, which is bad enough. But he's going to seduce her because Archer kids even succeed in that. He's going to go in and just overtake Archer's life and do it better than Archer. Does one of the big things. I feel like nNcholas cage in this because I feel like we're having a face off here Stewart, and we should swap faces because I'm like, you don't look like you're having any fun. What are you come international terrorism and loose it up a little bit? Because that's what he's doing with Archer is by being a looser Archer he's improving Archer's life. We even get Margaret show in here asking if he had a surgical procedure. He's too she know about my. Face. No did he have the stick removed from his ass yet. What is castor Troy as archers plan to become the head of the FBI eliminate all terrorism? And then he'll be the only terrorist. He went and got Pollock's out by saying politics is cooperating and telling us where the bomb is. Yes, as politics is out. And what he tells politics is we're going to use this law enforcement position. We're gonna take down all the criminals, we're going to do archers job better than Archer does because we're not going to follow the constitution. It's going to be said that they're using Gestapo tactics. But castor, Troy knows where all the criminals are he's going to bring them down. And then get a monopoly on underground crime. He'll have all the prostitutes and drugs and gun running and terrorism you need because as Archer he's arrested everyone else. Poor Margaret show. She's got a karate chop and pull out guns baked for the part. She hounded. Woo. Are you sure that tarintino didn't just push her into this? Because I feel like teen is like, oh, you gotta do this. And you know, he did the same thing to Mira Sorvino to he put her in that show young fat pieces shit, replace killers. According to what we said on the commentary. First of all his kids were a big fan of Margaret show and thought she was really cool as second. It was going to be young fat Chow in that role. But then he couldn't appear the film because of contractual obligations, and so Margaret show was the fifth. Get that get Margaret show. Okay. Yeah. Talking about chose character in this. Like, if I want to think rationally about this film, which I really don't. But if you have a body swap movie, and the characters aren't acting like who they look like like Travolta, when it's castor as Sean Archer, he walks into that F B I room, and they're applauding him for finding the bomb disarming it, and he's reveling in that applause when we saw the real Archer when they did that to him. He's like, no, we gotta think about the ones who died and were injured in the sting. Let's be serious like no one ever calls Archer out for acting weird which seems weird for a body. Switch movie they're just thinking he so happy because he captured caster I think the one who should be doing. This isn't Margaret show Joan Allen. Oh, yeah. Of course eve the wife because it's not her husband. She's been married to this guy for twenty years give or take and she. She doesn't notice she is just going to believe this change of heart and Papa with the brand new bag, and the candlelit dinner and everything is gonna sweeper offer feet. I think it shouldn't take a blood test. I think it should have been the wife knows. That's not her husband. And in fact, one of the big reasons Warner would not make this film is they told the writers you're not going to allow Castro to rape Archer's wife that will not ever be in a film, we make and they said, no, no it's important because this is what the film is all about. It's the fight over the woman. And so they stuck to their guns that the rape had to occur. If this was a real drama. Maybe like we never see them have sex. It's just implied of eve later on tells cage with Travolta and of them that oh, you know, what we been husband and wife for a week. And they have this really weird moment of like, oh now we gotta deal with how she's been raped for a week. And I'm like not the right movie for that the word I would use for it is overblown. They are just. Taking everything and going the spinal tap root of eleven isn't even enough with woo and cage. We're gonna make it thirteen and we're just going to make everything so overblown, and so crazy and not in a good way. Either. The craziness is definitely a manic form of insanity that's going on here. But again, it's one that you can take the ride with when you see a big cage doing the prison breakout. And nobody knows it's a trick on the viewer that this is a frigging ocean bound prison, you'd think Archer would know Archer should know where the prisoners go. A he gets to the top is stymied. By the fact that there's nothing but water in all directions, and he still jumps off. You just have to go with the fact that this is going to be extreme in every way. It really does seem like Whoo. Wishes. He was my little bay making the rock. Yeah. I think he wishes he was Michael bay doing a good Michael bay movie. I don't know the rock is that I'd have to go and revisit it. But this isn't a, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Look how crazy we're gonna do this. He just fought his way out of an underwater oil rig prison and others Alec with machine gun shooting out. And he's got a job. I don't feel like they're ramping up on purpose to see how absurd I do think. Whoo. It's tricky giving intentions to the filmmakers, but I do think wou- thinks that. Yes. This is exciting adrenaline pumping action. I don't think it is my question. I wonder is I know that he wasn't particularly fluent in English. And there were translators. Did he not understand what some of this stuff was going on? And it's quite possible. He didn't have control over some of this tone because he didn't know what was really being said and being done. Well, take this for what you will. But he demanded rewrites, and they would send him rewrite, and he would send them back with no nose and just be like not good enough. Do more. I mean, okay. Maybe it's not good enough. But if you're going to break out of prison, I've seen a lot of movies where they do that. It's got to be cool. Not I've got a cigarette. And I'm going to burn the guy's hand as he's chiming down to the electroshock therapy chair while the guy who I had a sex sandwich with his wife and sister. I'm just going to convince to like, go crazy. You're Jim Belushi tear up the prison. I mean, this is the only word I had for it is comedy. This is not serious. No. You know, what it is is having invoked bay? It's Bazy it's not necessarily comedy. But it certainly just kind of rolling with things in those moments in those moments that is a rollout moments because yes, I agree with you that scene is ridiculously stupid that this guy just got electroshock therapy is drooling down his shirt, probably pissed himself from the shocks and is going to then get up like Frankenstein and beat down a couple of guards. And the other thing is. Is Sean Archer who is inside of nNcholas cage at this point. He is an FBI agent usually in these type of movies, whether usually they're just undercover, but it's like, we can't hurt the other law enforcement people. He doesn't he probably shoots a few of these security guards. And sure they're kinda shown to be jerk. But it feels like in these type of films either you have to have this moment where you got to grapple with that decision later on. We're going to see a bunch of FBI agent shot up Archer isn't gonna pull the trigger. But he standing around they're not trying to stop any of this happening. And that just feels like that's something that's supposed to happen in these kind of moves either struggle with having to kill on for sment or you do things to stop it from happening. I feel like we've seen that many times superhero movies, or what have you even though they're persecuting me. How do I fight back without putting in one in the grave, and that should be his struggle after he bus out of this prison, and swims, however, far I don't even know how many miles in the cold sea. Artie, you didn't list that as a problem. This film that was a big one for my wife. She did not like that. He's able to swim to the shore. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. How the fuck it. He do that. I really there rewind. Did. I miss him steal a boat. How the hell did he just show up at a country club, stealing valet car? I feel like there is a cut scene there. Yeah. Let's just kind of get to the rest of this movie is about one trying to kill the other. Now, it's about how do we one up one? Each other. The cop is going to take refuge at the criminals old hang out, and I struggle with this one they have given some lip service that this Dietrich guy screwed them in some way. He is not a friend. He is not the guy that castor called and said, hey, I need some goons ref up a doctor to put my face on. He has separate goons to do that work. This was someone he used to like, but was mad because of how the bomb turned out. This is just one of suppliers. Yeah. And it somebody that Archer knows about because. He's been busted before. So it's somebody who he knows where to go to and we will find out in this scene. He is the brother of the woman who had cages child, right? And I don't think cage slash caster. Even knows he hasn't child. I think that that's what it's revealed here to Archer as castor. When she's like, this is your son. I think that's the big reveal. So caster at no point knows he has fathered a baby and apparently in cut piece of dialogue. It was part of a three way with Dietrich or brother anyway, so questionable paternal. I mean, they will make out at one point. I wanna just give a shout out though to the actor playing Dietrich knit Kassovitz as the Ray, you're going to say the Wraith, right? Well, it was actually going to say he directed alpha dog. But now that you've brought it up Jacob. Yes. He is the bad guy in the rates, and he's the son of John cavities, certainly one of the. The biggest indie filmmakers of all time. Yes. But John Casavant visited here. Nick Cassidy's is just going to call him out both at our book. Ironically, Nick, Kassovitz he worked with Travolta, right? And she's so lovely. Yeah. I mean, that's the Cassidy's way. You do one that's junk. And then you do one that's personal and small and say me or to Volta go do this small little film with him. That is not nearly as absurd as what we're seeing here. So what's this all about this child is introduced because now it gives Archer some leeway to hurt caster. No, no Archer immediately bigger waterfalls Atta Mike this is like oh my son's replacement. Yeah. Which is awful in lots of ways. I mean, I know it happened and somebody who's that creeping is the story. I mean, I think vertigo that was creepy that you know, let me find a replacement for my dead girl. They could've played it that way. But I think this movie is telling us this is the the happy ending waiting to happen. Kind of. We'll get there. But what's happening? Here. I think is Archer is learning not to necessarily give castor Troy any leeway. But when it comes to Sasha earlier in the film, we saw Sasha briefly because Archer was shaking her down for information about the bomb, and where the bomb be and where's all of that? And he was ready to take her kid away. He was ready to rest her. He's learning empathy for those caught in the middle. I mean, if this is about character. I mean, we all admitted it's not, but yeah, that was like the central or even a subplot of learning empathy for these characters just caught up amongst the I don't know we would have had to see Sean earlier on like not sympathizing with these side garic for this to be a moment. This is just a child can walk around and watch people exploding around him to somewhere over the rainbow. It's so Gianluca do what he did. I think in the killers. He did the same kind of thing where you had. Yes. Some song playing why violence went on. Yeah. That's it. That was all this all was about it so surface and first of all he almost had to pay for this scene out of his own pocket. Because the studio was like, this is taking way too long shoot. And second of all did you guys catch in the credits who sung over the rainbow? I could hear it. I could tell it wasn't Judy Garland. It's libya. Newton john. Yes. A live Newton John Travolta together. Again, I didn't even make the grease connection. But yet this scene the over the rainbow. Here's the maker break, and we had this conversation with mission impossible to as well if you don't like slow motion gun shooting bowls of fruit exploding guys falling over dead action. I again, I'm going to just say beautifully shot. I think the cinematographer on this is great. And I think wou- brings his style here of the gun FU. If you're not enjoying this in a static way. If you. Enjoyed the visuals going on here. Turn it off. Are you kidding me? This is the maker break point for you. I broke hours ago on the carousel. I broke the scene again one that stuck in my head since I seen it. It seemed really cool at the time. Oh, this silly little song while you have violence going. I've just seen a done better by now. So it seems data to me. I can appreciate it for what it is. But it's been done over and over cliche at stewardess called out many times on this film. It's been done better at this point. Yeah. What sets me about over the rainbow is that this isn't a wizard of Oz parable anything it's looking glass or something. And I don't know that there's any music you can use for that. They could have done the pixies. Whereas my mind, I guess fight club. Did that better? They could have done Michael Jackson's man in the mirror. I mean, really, but that's a little on the nose. Oh, this movie is all all the knows. What point they're gonna look in the mirror and talk to each again. No subtlety. No. But. I just wish that the musical choice had more. Meaning I agree. What does this movie mean? I mean, you could make that case. I wish it all had more meeting. Yeah. I wish someone thought about what does this movie actually mean? Besides two guys standing on opposite ends of the mirror. Putting a gun at one another nothing. It's cops and robbers it's not art. I believe that you can be both tarintino believes you can be both usually a cheese it this is trash, but you can't find fun in trash cinema. I mean, there are fun trashy films. I usually can find it if they push the envelope. If they do something a little bit more this movie, it just feels like speed three. Yeah. I agree with you there. I wish this was sleazy. I mean, we'll have a brother and sister making again, push that more faceless, Nick cage. Push that more. I do wish. This was sleazy or it would match the tone of what they're showing me. Agreed. I wish it went further. I wish it went a little bit crazier still than. It does if you're going to go here. Go all the way with the cage craziness, and it really is. Yes. The performance of these two actors who are not performing like each other. I don't care if they spent two weeks together. I don't care what they did. Not. I am never getting a cage performance out of Travolta. I'm getting Travolta as the looney bad guy performance that I've seen Travolta give in many movies. What it is is that there's nothing to parody with Travolta. He played it two straight and Travolta, the actor is in a good mimic. So yes, I agree. The fun of one impersonating the other for me. There's not enough of it here. Yeah. I feel like Travolta's giving almost the same performance. He gave on broken arrow. Yeah. I didn't see that. But I mean, I feel like it's uninspired. Yeah. And so that's why I like cage a little bit better because I feel like at times, not the home. But at certain moments. He's like, oh, yeah, I'm supposed to be John Travolta and tries to do something. And then he's like, but I'm John Travolta pretending to be meat. So I could just be me again. This is also where we get escalation in the shootout at Nick Kassovitz place because Pollock was there partying. And I think he was starting to get a bead that castor wasn't caster. He was starting to figure something out. This is where he dies, and we get to see Archer as Troy Troy is Archer tie that shoe one last time because he couldn't tie his own shoes. Castor was always looking after Pollock. And so now Pollock's dead and their equal. Right. I mean caster took Archer son Archer and his people took Castro's brother. Yeah. But didn't think that they were gonna shoot the kid? They even said it up or like it looks like he's about to shoot one. And it could have hit the kid like this was a rewrite where someone said, no, no no to controversial. It looked like there could have been a true one for one if Adam took a bullet here, but they back away from that. And tried to say that this bizarre, brother. Meant as much as Michael did to Archer. It was never discussed in any of their drafts that they talked about killing this kid the thing that was in there. And then kind of pulled away from is the ending. We'll talk about. But the writers always wanted Adam to become the surrogate son. I mean, they find the logic to it. But I feel like again, this movie is all about trying to make direct parallels between cop and criminal without even having anything to say about it. But yes, it's drawing this parallels. But now, I will agree with you one hundred percents on this. We are one hundred minutes into this film when we're at this point this movies too damn long this movie needs to have about a half an hour cut out of it could out the boat chase at the end. That's all you gotta do. Oh, absolutely. The BoJ's at the end feels like a drum solo at a concert. I mean seriously that is a bridge too far. But it's a third on cord just wanna go home. Yes. This is where now finally we've got to. Have Archer as Nick cage convince eve of who he is and break into the house, and it at least gives Joan Allen something to play she'd been kind of underused this film. No, she's terrible in film. I felt so bad my heart broke for her. All of this with a straight face, at least cage can smile, you know, at least Travolta gift to have a laugh, whether he's good at it or not, but she has to play all of this with utmost sincerity, and it's so painful, but this is also where caster has killed the big boss Lazzaro. He's choked him out and made them seem like it's a heart attack to to clarify big bosses in head of the FBI not big bosses in a crime, boss. And this is where you get this is a pre ninety Levin movie because this boss comes in headed the FBI regatta stop this war on terrorism. This torture stuff, you're doing. It's just it's crossing a line. Like, I'm like this is so four at hearing this now. Yeah, not dimension. He was he signed off on the guy leading his brother out. I mean, like who would do that the guy get totally gets to walk around free after planting a bomb and causing all that mayhem, but castor planted the bomb this guy, supposedly help them figure out where the bomb was please don't defend that. I mean, stop you do understand you were only consigning to the movies absurdity. You do understand. We've let worse criminals out for less. No. We have not we have never let someone that put a biological weapon. In a museum go free. He didn't do that whatever he's the conflicts. I mean, come on. Let's get to the end here. What's cool anymore? The chapel dubs. This is so religious. All right. Let me tell you what the ending was going to be and the studio ended up finally saying you've spent enough money. You can't do this k-. It was going to come full circle stylistically, at least Archer and eve we're going to work together. Eve was going to steal some drugs from the hospital and give Archer a tranquilizer darts and Archer played by Nick cage was going to get the sniper rifle that castor used to kill Archer son and use it to shoot caster. At this funeral only with. Tranquilizer not a real bullet. That was going to be it. There's nothing to there wasn't going to be a big fight. They didn't go into details on it. But I have a feeling that maybe he would have missed and then it ended in a boat chase the boat. Chase was always. And what would that mean? What does that mean to have done it that way, what poetic Justice is being served? It means Archer has now gone behind the sniper scope where castor was it's trying to reach what you're saying about the cop going to the level of the criminal try harder. Here's my question. Fucking s John who just one question about this Bill this? I don't even want to call the Mexican stand-off. Maybe Central America authors, people involved, they call it a Chinese standoff because it's apparently big in these gun FU films that you have five way six way Mexican standoffs. Okay. I don't remember seeing this kind of thing in any of his Hong Kong stuff. But maybe there, I don't remember. But it is. So this is serious. This is awesome to have sixteen. People pointing guns at each other. Tarantino loves do. I like it. If feels like scary movie parody of Tarantino. Yes. Dennis like characters. Just keep walking into this church. Pulling a gun out on someone. I do wonder why half those people are there. Why is Sasha specifically Sasha? Why is Sasha there? Have those people are there? I'm wondering where are the funeral patrons? Like, where's the rest of the police force that is there to commemorate the dead head of the agency they should be a lot of FBI agents with a lot of guns taking care of this. But hey, again, if you like we styled, this is what you want slow motion dove. And coupled sees did you notice he you seagulls? Instead of like, I don't know if the dove union said we couldn't have dubs work this hour, the seagulls or like, we'll take the work. It's LA. There are no doves. It's all do, you know doves or just pigeons? Right. These are just pigeons fine around maybe because they're white will call them and say, they're pretty, hey when pigeons cry is not as romantic asong from very true. I gotta say the most. Thing about this and shoot out fight Joan Allen just takes cheer and crushes it over someone might finally paid off. Joe now watching her take a chair, Joe style. Yeah. It's amazing that we do get the touching moment of Gina Gershon Sasha dying touching in quotes, again, Blake telling castor who's actually Archer to take care of our son. And I wanted to throw out there. I love Giniger, Sean, I think she's fund usually and trashy movies. She's the best thing about showgirls and bound and usually always fun to watch in here. God they took her personality off she should have been a big part of this. And yeah, she's functional. She just shows up to say one thing and die. She was a last minute cast replacement as well feels that way. She doesn't feel integral she comes into late or she comes back into late. Yes, Giniger, Sean has been good in some odd parts. But I wouldn't say she's a great actress I've seen her do stage work. She's not amazing. What is good acting anymore? Arnie is any of this? Good like, I don't think you want. Good acting. I think you want it to be bad in. This movie. Yes, the cagey or the better with this script. Yeah. I agree. If again, you put deniro Pacino with this script who boy, that's a real slog. The fact that you have cage just hamming it up and Travolta, just doing his bad acting. It makes it so much more tolerable. I wonder what the script would be we Pacino into Niro, though, when I know for fact cage came in and gave so much input and so much ad-libbing. It would be totally different movie half the lines wouldn't be the same. What actors do when they come into a part is they make it their own. They asked the director a lot of questions, and then they go do their own work. And they ask questions that the screenwriters never did. And they come up with things. And I think yes, the things that Pacino are someone from his generation is going to come up with is different than what Bickel's cage is going to come up with who seems to exist and a weird pseudo brand away of almost mocking the idea of giving straight take like why would I ever give a take? That's what you expect. And I don't know that we'll ever get to Leaving Las Vegas, but just to put it out there. He won an Oscar for giving that exact kind of performance, but it just worked when you're playing suicidal alcohol ick better than it. Does a gun toting terrorist? Yeah. I wanna be clear, I've enjoyed Travolta and cage in ridiculous roles and non many times. But I don't know what they're doing here. I don't get the joke. And again, I don't think there's a joke to get. There's no punchline. But what I know. They're not doing is an impersonation of each other. I'm not quite sure where they're getting their performance. But it is certainly not through careful observation and using the method to try to break the other one to life onscreen, if cage was pissed when Travolta grabbed an ass because cages like no audiences aren't going to realize I came up with the idea of grabbing an ass. I like the fact that decay things he invented that. Yes. It does feel like Nick cage is trying to create an alternate universe where he can do whatever he wants. And it just so happens to be filmed. I'm glad I live in that universe. Sometimes. I am. Sometimes I'm not I think that's fair. Yes. I agree. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't again, I've enjoyed him going over the top. Sometimes it's very needed. But I guess I've found out my limits. My limit is when I feel like they've done everything that can be done. They've had all these shootouts all these chases, and then they get on the boats. And it's like again, I just I acquainted to a song that is running a little long do the key change. And you're like who got to take a deep breath because now there's a boat chase. The stunts are great. I mean this ending of the boat chase where real stuntmen crash and fly off a frigate Boveri oppressive. I thought that was green screen, and I'm like, oh, no they actually had to do that. Yes. They really did that that was amazing stone work, but my God does a bow chase really fit in this movie. I are you. I don't know if a boat chase ever fits trying to think of like, great boat chases and last year. I watched a lot of the old JAMES BOND stuff that I had never seen a lot of boat chases in that stuff. Didn't like any of them. There was a live and let die that was good. I haven't got to that one. But yeah, don't like boat. Chases? I went for an exciting one never saw be to maybe cruise control as a great boat. Chase. What I've always been a fan of Waterworld. It actually has some good true. Okay. I'd have to revisit it. Yeah. But apparently what happened is woo said that the end at the church was not enough went back to the writers. As said we need something else bigger for the end they came up with a boat jaycees like I've always wanted to do a chase. And so he was really reveling in the fact that he got to do a big boat chase. And I think the Archer versus. Troy stuff on the boat. I'm tuned out. Now, it's just I'm no to them fighting. They've been fighting for like half an hour straight doing nothing else since the shootout at cavities place. But yeah, when those boats crash that is really Finestone work the legs of which I don't know. We'll ever see again, you don't know if we'll see stunt work like this again, they'll just green screen everything they won't even be people in boats. Did you see mission impossible fallout? Yeah. There's still stunt men. They get awards and and show up here. Right, tom. Cruise himself would drive this boat into appear. I mean, Mad Max fury road movies are still doing real stunts. But it is almost in defiance of the trend. Yes, it is gimmick now. And it's like real stunts. Like, that's the reason to see the film now. Yeah. Just two people flying through the air like forty feet, even if they had harnesses. No, it is very impressive that and shot, but that is still not over because they have to fight even more until Nick cage is. Gonna shoot Travolta in the stomach with a harpoon gun. I honestly did think it would end with them both losing and some way like the fact that they're going to go for the cheesiest ending and even an essence bring the dead son back to life by being the new parents to Adam I can't believe how uncool John who is. He is so cheese. Did he get a face swap with Chris Columbus, he fought for this ending? He's like it's emotional, and it's really giving them closure and the studio exact said, no, you are from a different culture. You must not realize what's a motion in America. They wouldn't let it film it. And then they took it to test screenings and like eighty percent of the cards came back. What happened to Adam? Where's the boy go what happened to the boy, why didn't the boy go home with Archer? And so they had to go back. Get the cast back together to shoot the scene, which is why I think the daughter looks drastically different. Well, here's the weird thing. They said this whole face swapping thing. Secret ops. Apparently not that secret because they're able to undo everything. And I remember my reaction at the end of this film when I richly sought and I still felt the same way. Like, I'm still on some level. Try to take this serious logic. This work win Travolta walks in at the end. I just spent like an hour and a half of watching him be the bad guy. I don't like him at this point. I want nNcholas cage to walk like, I think that would have been risky ending. Sorry. Can't swap faces. But Societa Nick age with the good guy by the end of the spill. So I just feel creepy when Travolta walks in and I'll smile like this really long slow reveal the shadow passing the windows who's gonna walk in the dorm like you. It's the creepy guy that wanted to fuck is daughter that had to be the ending. I mean, I was stunned that he was able to get his face back so easy. Like oh. This didn't matter at all. Obviously the transformation is that every time. He looks in this face. He's going to have to see the man that killed his child and learned to be okay with it. That's. Called healing. That's what a character would do when they get through trauma steady. Just doesn't get the scar. Put back on we found some random plastic surgeon in LA, and I love the fact is wife didn't even go like she's at home. What is more important than your husband getting his face put back on? But she's at home knitting or something it's black ops. They may not even let her know where it's happening. Oh, please. Whatever you're on apologised for terrible film. He comes sound during in Travolta. And I just again with Adam I can't believe this movie is so uncall- now. How would you have felt about this Jacob because what the screenwriters had is after all of this lovey dovey? Here's the sun, kissed the wife stuff Travolta that goes into his bedroom. Looks in the mirror and sees castor. Troy something anything like it would have felt like this whole body. Swap mattered. I don't know what it means to it your last gig link. Does it mean he's Castro? Maybe does it mean. He's become Castro. Maybe doesn't mean he's lost his mind. Maybe i'd. I don't know. But that was going to be the nebulous ending the the writers wanted studio. And who is like, no, let's just give them the happy ending yet. You know, it's a happy ending the music starts for the credits. I'm like did. I just watch period piece romance. What is this music? I've didn't even notice the music. I've just concerned how can John Travolta have stubble minutes after they put his face on the use the laser to put it there. Just like his stare can't laser grow hair. All right. Well, let's see if any EROs flip like faces here. Jacob Stuart which face you putting on for faceoff. Jacob. Here's the struggle. I had like I'm looking at this film when I try to like just rate something like on letterbox or give it a number rating. I try to be more objective and go Kay. Well, here's the acting. And then okay, I did have a little bit of fun here. So maybe that's worth half star here like this film. I just giggled the hallway through and had a fun time probably really bad film. Probably. Not a great action film. I don't know. But I had a lot of fun during it now. I know not everyone's going to have that fun because my wife is sitting next to me. And all she kept repeating was over other come up what's going on. Now. That's all she sets out this film. I totally baffled. I knew what I was getting into. I think this would make a great midnight movie. Get the crowds there. Every time finger waterfall happens. Start singing TLC's don't go chasing waterfalls when the daughter at the ends like so what please tell me what planet I'm on. You can all like yellow planet. I wrote down every things repeatedly going through here that you can make a drinking game out of something. This is a fun party movie. Is it a great action film? I'm gonna probably say, no. But I have a lot of fun watching it laughing through it because of just how absurd over the top in Campi how everything turned out whether that was intentional or not gonna go with Brown aero because I don't think this is a good movie, but I do recommend it so Brown ERO Stuart thank God. Because again, I've yet to hear someone that could say this is good. Good. What I hear is it so bad. It's good. And that it's like in this meta around where the worst you are the better it gets. But yeah, police tell me what planet I'm on. I was grieving that as well. At the end of my ten our experience, I'm shocked again, I'm shocked it feels like all these actors wanted to just in my mind destroyed their career like is a way of saying. I don't give a fuck about anything that I've done. Let me set her is John. Woo made some films that many people respected and Hong Kong. And now he's coming to America and re-staging them as a joke, and these actors are obviously joking. I could only imagine liking this. If he liked people taking the piss out of their own legend. And that's what it really feels like it's like two actors that really don't give a fuck and a director that may not have understood what was going on. I know I didn't. I've just stunned that this was the film that so many people told me all about for all these years if I. The studio exempt made it I would burn the negative and never released it. And instead at least according to Arne, it's one of the best action films of the nineteen nineties. I'd ever said that I said, it's a classic. That was beloved. It's not a joke. I'm laughing, and it's all implausible, but who cares because it's not serious. But it's good. And it's okay. I don't get it. I'll just throw it up that way to me. This is what are the worst? I've ever seen. It is bad as it's one of the worst things I've ever seen. Maybe one day. I will grow to appreciate it as midnight movie. But because I wasn't thinking I was going to see one. I was expecting the departed point break. He was abusive. It was run down by speed speedboat. I couldn't believe what I just see for me. I mean, the arrow on the site is going to be pointed up I had fun with his movie. But my question is green era. Is it a Brown ERO because it's somewhere in this nebulous zone. Were it can be both at once. Because when I watched it last year, I'm like Jacob when I review stuff for letterbox. I try to be very objective. And I realized that this is a really not great film. And I gave it I did what I do which is I gave it a very low star rating. But then I hit the Leichhardt which means the movie sucks, but I like it, and that's what I did a year ago, but then sitting down and watching it this time, I really did have fun. And I was like I was way. Too harsher? You're on the star rating. I think it should be higher star. And I like it in the end, it's. A fun time at its recommend Brown green some combination thereof. There's not a good film. It's a fun film. And that's where all stand. You liked the film? I'm happy for you. It hurts to understand. Why so many people did though? And why this didn't continue? Why was there no sequel or TV series where wasn't gonna swap face? Every time. Why not he could become you know, a woman. He could be an undercover dog. I mean, just think of all the possibilities. It's just a more complicated. Quantum leap though, at that point. Yeah. Exactly never say never the rights are still out there. And I'm sure those writers would take a paycheck after they're working on Tackett and dark man three die darkman die. I don't know you don't remake the classics. You got me there. They should never touch. I'm sorry. I had to just put it in a shelf and just bronzes perfection from the ninety. I think that in the twenty two years that have passed or a long twenty two years, and you could forget how fluffy the nineties really were. Yeah. You know, what there were different nineties to me when you say the nineties, I think it was an excellent decade for independent film. One of the last decades where little movies got big audiences. But all of this stuff is stuff that I really didn't see I'll say to Ari's point. I don't know how Google decides the display this I googled nineties action movies and the list like they have images that you could click on and go to those Google top bar. Yes. Terminator two matrix. True Lies and then face off and then on air so Google thinks faceoff top-five nineties action films. God I wish. Understood why. Yeah. Above True Lies in above the rock. I mean, it didn't gross more. No. But okay, I've heard what you had to say I will remain clueless. As to why this movie is considered good unless everyone has agreed for this film, bad his good. Isn't it the case with most cage performances though? I mean realistically at some point. He did become that and it celebrated. I think is understood as an actor that you want to give that to that's gig. And this is the time where he was celebrating. He was reveling in it. And that's what I can think of no more than the rock Conair and this feel like a trilogy. In fact, I believe they call it the beige Volvo trilogy because it all three Nick cage interacts with a beige Volvo b dropping a body on it or driving it. Well, why don't we move away from big action nineties movies and try and find a little indie film to talk about just for something a little different because. Sean Ray pick Sean tell us what to do that the same person that wanted face off wants to talk about lock what's that two thousand fourteen movie in which it's Tom Cardi. Tom hardy in a car for ninety minutes. Tom cardi? I love it Cardi. Yeah. I've never heard of this film. He sent it. I'm like, you know, we only do wide release films. This was a big Indy. I saw back in the debt. I hadn't heard of it. But I'm looking forward to it. You know, I'm open for. I think Tom hardy can be good. Then I think sometimes he's inventive. He was amazing. Inventive. What are you talking about? He was giving cage performance. Venom. He Nick cage that movie, but he's not in this one. If you say, why is Tom hardy, a thing lock is the first movie. I would hold up. Well, we will be covering that next week, and Sean thank you very much for giving us a chance to talk face off. Because I was thinking as I was prepared. To record tonight. I don't know that we would have ever gotten to this film, and man, it's a fun film. And I'm glad we got a chance to talk about it. So Sean, thank you. I don't know if thanks is the right word, but you have changed my life. I love when a transformative films Stuart. As my world is rocked. I wonder if like five years from now if you revisited this wish you won't and you didn't come in with the expectations. Oh, heat. You might not need to take ten hours to watch. I mean as much as we try. We are always going to see things for the prism of expectation. And yes, a big part of the shock of this was that for twenty years. I believe that this movie was understood to be something other than what it is. Obviously is and in fact, can quite describe what it is. You know, what it hit him is is this film is Jacob is Derm the finger waterfall. You don't know what it is? You're kind of perplexed by e you don't want it to happen to you. You don't wanna look away. Either. So Sean, thank you so much. You're an incredible support of our show. Indeed. I appreciate that. And if faceoff wasn't up Stewart's alley who could have possibly predicted that apparently lock might be. So we'll find out next week and in-between we've got a major release happening are M nights series comes to a close glass opened last weekend. Huge for 'em night. He is back. But is he good? Yeah. We got a lot of feedback and I painted this people are like, oh, I like him night. And then I heard your show. Why are you doing this by attraction to him is that he has the potential to be good and terrible. And sometimes not know the difference. But I do hope I am rooting for him in this case. Sometimes I'm rooting for him to make a terrible film because I want him to be humbled. So that he can then finally make a good film again, which glass might be. I am hoping. That I am not getting another lady in the water or happening or air bender. And that we're just going to be able to talk about somebody that has reclaimed their thrown. So we'll find that out Friday. 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I would have burn the negative. I've never that. Anyone? See we never made it it is it's. Reveal your hand here. Well, I mean, we're not really. All right. This was. Yes. Eliminate and John Travolta together. Again, I didn't even make the grease connection. We should just fucking do that series. Needed. You need it out of your system that and fucking Dooley's. Is this really happening is a tree coming. We're doing the grease Guli retrospectives. Got to be together. I wanna see the artwork Travolta sitting on a toilet coming out of it. Yeah. We've just figured out silver donation, folks. The grease. It's a perfect combo. Really? It's your obsession in life. Can we throw real genius on Easter egg? And you know, like, I didn't even see Greece until recently. Now, I saw first time like a year ago. I swat you must have been at my house. And it was all yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You always on TV. I knew the scenes, but you know, it's like I've never seen. It's a wonderful life either. Like, you just see scenes of it. And you piece it together in your mind, and you never want to watch it and film school that one they don't they don't do. They actually forced me and one of my films studies classes, actually several of them it happened. One night is the one the Kappa. They always teach you I never seen it until college. And like I'm in class being forced to finally watch it and how it's actually really cool. I'm sure. I wrote it for my dad. My dad almost kicked me out on Christmas. Because I I was ruining the movie for them that you were making like bar noises or something. Yeah. I was just making fun of because it's two oh, it's touching. I like Capra. You know, that cinnamon I didn't think I'd like it. But I liked it. And I still like it. I mostly just kept pointing out all the pro-communist stuff in it. And he's getting very upset. The very anti-capitalist movie. A complete aside. Margaret show for whatever reason is now trending on Twitter. Like, she knew we were talking about her. But b. I've not seen Waterworld. You've never seen Waterworld. I've never seen. Why would I it's really pretty good strip off? Yeah. I all I heard when it came out was it was terrible terrible. It's had a reevaluation started to come around to it fish star. No more. The use the laser to put it there. Just like, it's just air can't laser grow hair. I don't know. Michael Jackson did something weird with his cube. So he could have a five o'clock shadow. Are you serious? Yes. Yet his like put into his face. So you always had that five o'clock shadow by God. Really? I don't know that that's actually been verified. That's what I've read. Yeah. Well, Michael Jackson pubic hair forever. It sounds to me like they were just being cruel because the hormones. He took meant that. It couldn't go a beard facial here is always the same Arnie's. Looking it up the unsolved controversies of Michael Jackson? Yeah. Let's not please. Three hours view. Yeah. 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Spy Movie News March 30 2021

Cracking the Code of Spy Movies!

11:02 min | Last week

Spy Movie News March 30 2021

"The spy industry is ramping up as more people are being protected from covid nineteen in today's episode of spy movie news. For march thirtieth. Twenty twenty one. We will be talking about ten spy movies in development or awaiting release. These are exciting times as we start to work through the back law billie eilish wins a grammy for no to die in a rarity. A grammy was one for a song from a movie that hadn't been released yet billie eilish one of the best song written for the visual medium trophy for the title song for no time to die. The song was released in february. Twenty twenty in anticipation of the april. Second release of the movie obviously with the covid pandemic. the movie has been delayed with the current expected. Release date of october eighth. Twenty twenty one. Read more about it. Hollywood reporter dot com. Now it'll be interesting to see if eilish gets nominated for an oscar for the twenty twenty one academy awards which will air over two years after the release of the song. The cinema blend dot com article by. Mike raise discusses why there is a disparity of the rules between the academy awards and the grammies check it out. Cinema blend dot com mission impossible mission impossible. Seven new cast members are announced still scheduled to be released. November nineteenth twenty twenty one mission. Impossible seven has announced new cast members. Kerry ellis indira varma rob delaney charles parnell and mark gatiss read about it on hollywood reporter that com industry news true lies. Tv series is delayed in our february sixteenth. Twenty twenty one spy movie news. We mentioned that. Cbs was getting ready to pilot a new series from the movie. True lies well. According to this article on hollywood reporter dot com. Cbs is now delaying the pilot. So that more time can be spent in development. They are still planning to do the pilot. They're just delaying casting has been announced for the pilot. Regal theaters opening in april. Regal theater will reopen its. Us sites in april starting with godzilla vs king kong and then mortal kombat cinta world. Regal's parent company says it plans to reopen in the uk in may also cinema world has reached a theatrical window agreement with warner brothers. Starting in twenty twenty two cinema world will have a forty five day theatrical window in the us in the uk the window will be thirty one days extended to forty five days for movies that meet a box office threshold. This is great news for theatres as we've been reporting throughout the pandemic there is much tension between the movie theaters and the movie producers over video on demand warner brothers is still planning simultaneous releases of its movies in twenty twenty one however this deal with cinema world shows that going forward there working to keep the movie theaters going ex good. You can read more about it. In the article on hollywood reporter dot com. Germany remains on lockdown keeping theaters closed. The pandemic lockdown in germany has been extended at least until april nineteenth for cinema. The news means it will take even longer before theaters can reopen. The government has a five step plan that provided roadmap for movie theaters with a stage program when infection rates go down regulations will loosen. They can't reopen until the covid infection rate per one hundred thousand people is below fifty about half of the current rate. Find out more. In the article. On hollywood reporter dot com james bond. A real life encounter with a blue ringed octopus. The blue ringed octopus in the movie octopussy is a very deadly creature with venom. One thousand times more powerful than cyanide. A single octopus can kill up to twenty six people with its venom in the movie. The blue ring dr push in the aquarium is almost the size of the guy's head. This was movie magic as the real creature. Is golf ball sized. The bite is painful and you might not realise you were bitten until it is too late. Well tourists in. Bali didn't know this and played with a blue ring for about twenty minutes not realizing that this was a deadly animal. She got very lucky as she played with her hand. She says she played with two of them that day and didn't get bitten. You can read more about this article on the sun. dot co dot uk black widow. Black widow dual release on disney plus premier and theaters in july ending. Months of speculation. Disney has announced a new release date of july ninth for the movie black widow previous state was may seven. Twenty twenty one. They also announced it will release in both theaters and will be made available for premium video on demand on disney plus premier for an additional thirty dollars following the model of both mulan and and the last dragon. Check it out. Hollywood reporter dot com the courier. What's fact and what's fiction. The benedict cumberbatch cold war spy movie about the real life story of gravel win had its. Us release on march eighteenth. Uk release isn't due until may seventh gravel win was a go between between 'em i six and russian spy. Oleg been cough ski a role in leaking soviet missile information during the cuban missile crisis the article on usa today dot com examines. What pieces of the movie are based on fact. And what is fiction. Well you really did exist and acted as a liaison was arrested although he did not meet with penkovsky in prison and let them know how important the information he passed was one of the key. Fictions is that the character emily. Donovan is a composite character and didn't exist in real life. The character combined several people into one. We'll keep you posted on the box office at the numbers get released. It is great to see another spy movie with theatrical release. Look for our podcast with no spoilers because we just saw on march twenty fifth in the us disney delays the kings man to december twenty second. Twenty twenty one as part of its march twenty third scheduling announcement. Disney has announced the often delayed movie. The kings van will now release on december twenty. Second two thousand twenty one. You can find out more about their schedule. Changes in this article on c. net dot com are from jersey gets halle berry hollywood reporter dot com reports that halle berry has signed on along with mark wahlberg for a practice described as a blue-collar james bond for net flicks. The project has been written but does not have a director yet. You could read about it on. Hollywood reporter dot com kandahar gets co-financing by msnbc saudi arabia and tv giant m bc will produce and co finance upcoming spy thriller kandahar as the article. Hollywood reporter dot com details. The movie stars jared butler playing an undercover agent in the middle east. who gets blown. He along with his translator. Have to get out while being pursued by special forces filming is expected to start later in two thousand twenty one in saudi arabia. Check it out on. Hollywood reporter dot com. The gray man is headed for prog filming a started in los angeles for the great man. Netflix will move shooting the gray man to prague after it finishes los angeles shooting by doing so. It joins mission impossible. Jason bourne and james bond is by thriller franchises who have filmed in the city practice. Beautiful place. Netflix will use still king as a partner to allow the production to get twenty percents cashback in incentives skill. King also did work on the james bond movie casino. Royale this two hundred million dollar budget will make it. Forty million dollars. More expensive than the irishman netflix's hoping to turn the gray man into a franchise and is based on a book series. Read more about it. On variety dot com face off to director wants travolta and cage to return an article movie web dot com talks about how director adam wingard has confirmed that the sequel face off to will continue the story of shawn archer and castor troy. He says to me face off isn't about a procedure or anything like that. It's about sean archer and it's about castor. Troy is the continuation of that story. Check it out. Movie web dot com then in an article on cinema blend dot com. Sean o'connell speculates. That wingard dropped a big hint when he says. Isn't it weird. Whenever you look at the end of that film. Where the part where john travolta takes the ring off of castor troy. You remember that part air in the ambulance together well. Did you notice that. Castor troy has a bandage and the medic has bandaged his wound. Just take another look at that scene. Here's a link to the clip in the article to all i know is that that quote makes me say Cinema blend dot com. Five is lands. Max beesley max. Beesley has been added to the cast of the movie formerly known as five is. We're hoping they'd give it a new name soon. We've talked about this movie in earlier episodes and it is hard to talk about it without a name. According to this article on deadline dot com beasley will play a lawyer and consiglieri to an arms broker. Played by josh hartnett. Jason statham plays an agent who has to stop the sale of deadly weapons. This should be a good one and we can't wait so check that out on deadline. Dot com netflix lands. Lift netflix's continues. Its content barraged by securing deal. The script lift this heist movie teams a female master thief with her boyfriend. Who happened to also work at the fbi for a one hundred million dollars in gold being moved by airplane you can read about it on deadline. Dot com in memoriam. Were saddened to report that you offered koto died on march. Fifteen twenty twenty one in the philippines co wonderfully played konaga and mr big in live and let die among many tv and movie roles in his fifty year career. Us eighty one nikki. Vander zil nicky. Van still who dubbed the voices for honey ryder and sylvia trench in dr. No and many more james bond movies died on march. Six twenty twenty one. She was eighty five. You can listen to her interview on. James bond radio from twenty fifteen. Well that's it. 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Mr. and Mrs. Smith TV Show, Face/Off 2, Captain Marvel 2, Paranormal Activity Reboot Director

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18:24 min | Last month

Mr. and Mrs. Smith TV Show, Face/Off 2, Captain Marvel 2, Paranormal Activity Reboot Director

"Hello everyone and welcome to slash film bailey. For monday february fifteenth. Twenty twenty one on today's episode. We are going to be discussing. The latest film and tv news was ben pearson on the senior writer at slash. Home dot com. And i enjoined on today's episode by slash film writer chris evangelista. Hello chris it's just you and me today at the relatively quiet news day. It's president's day so it's kind of a holiday not really. It seemed like hollywood is just sort of you. Know turning the occasional interesting story but a lot of fluff and nonsense to be honest so probably going to be a shorter episode normal but over the today in the past couple of days. We have some news that i thought was worth discussing episode. So let's just jump right into that and Start with some news. That dropped on friday evening. Which is really exciting to me and i have not talked to you about this. I wanna get your take on this. But donald glover and phoebe waller bridge announced that they are going to be starring in and creating a new iteration of the romantic spy thriller mr and mrs smith for amazon prime video. So it's a tv series that they're working on Is going to be quote a new take an innovation. So i don't know that just literally means like. Hey it's a new thing or if there's like some sort of new spin to the story but the movie. The original movie came out in two thousand and five. A deadline directed it and starred brad pitt and angelina jolie as married couple who their their home lives. Were these boring humdrum. Lives and then Each of them was hiding the fact that they are both like world class. Assassins who work for competing firms than their latest assignment is that they have been a scientific to murder. Each other so does really exciting. Because donald lover i mean is like one of the premier voices of his generation. I think In terms of the the just the sheer breadth of creative stuff that he's done over the past few years and then including atlanta. Which is the fx show in a few waller bridge of courses like best known for her work on fleabag which one every conceivable award and she has gone on to be one of the writers of the new james bond movies. There's like a little bit of a spy pedigree it's already to the to the writing work that she's done Also killing eve the first season. I think she worked on that too. So there's a little bit more of that sort of double lives in asan's Stuff going on so chris. What do you think about the combo of these two with this. Mr mrs smith property. You know. i'm excited about them together. Obviously they've they've worked together before because they're both in solo together which feel like people forgot about but it happened everyone. The only thing that strikes me as odd is that this is the property. They're they're teaming up on. Just because i just feel like the mr. Mrs smith movie was just kind of. I feel like that movie is more memorable. Because it's the movie that brad pitt angelina jolie started having an affair on and broke up. Brad pitt and jennifer essenes relationship. Anyone thinks about the movie and they just think about it in those terms. But maybe i'm wrong. Maybe there's an entire generation out there who is like fuck. Yeah mr smith i. I wouldn't be surprised. I feel like every once in a while. This happens where a title gets up. And i think of it as like no one cares about that and everyone on twitter is like alia when i was a kid. I watched that all the time. So you know but i sorry i was just gonna say i think if anything sort of represents. Sort of like a throwback to that like just on the cusp of that era. Where when hollywood was still like giving decent sized budgets to premises and projects like this before every single thing became either a blunt house style micro budget thing or avengers endgame you know yeah right so I don't know. I guess. I guess we have to wait and see like it's unclear whether these guys whether glover and while birds are actually going to be contributing to the the writing of this thing or whether or not they're just going to be like executive producing it sort of like overseeing the creative vision of the thing but it s anything like i will be much more excited if it's announced their handling like the creative decisions. Because you know as wonderful performance as they are. I feel like both of their shrank. Lie in what they create. And the if it's damn writing the scripts that yes. I'm i'm absolutely all in on this. But i guess we'll see all right so let's move to a project that i think you might not be as all in on which is a faceoff project will take me through the timeline of this faceoff announcement that can that happened at the end of last week. So yeah so on thursday. A word came that adam wing guard who directed You're next and the guests and the upcoming godzilla. Kong would be directing a face off remake. And there's actually isn't the first time we've heard of phase up remake. There was it was previously announced back in two thousand nineteen in oran zeal. I'm sorry i'm saying his name wrong. And i apologized but his credits include twenty two jump street in the cloverfield paradox and sonic. The hedgehog was actually announced to be writing that version. But that's no longer the case simon barrett. Who writes who wrote most of ataman. Guards films is tackling the script and Yeah when this news broke. I was very perturbed by this because we do not need a face off remake. That movie is. I dare say that is perfect in its own terms is. It isn't a perfect movie. I mean maybe not technically. But for a john wayne movie where john travolta and nicholas cage swap faces and lives and have boat chases and shoot at each other in churches. It's it's pretty damn perfect. And i like an wingard. I like his movies. But i am not really interested in seeing anyone remake this well. I have good news for chris. Because i think the next day or maybe maybe later that evening or something. Adam wingard took to instagram and said quote. I would never reimagine or remake face off. It's a perfect action movie. Simon barrett an. I are writing a direct sequel. And that sort of like through an entire different wrinkle into this whole thing. Because i mean spoiler alert for the original of faceoff movie but it ends with nick cage is character being impaled by a spear gun in dying so it seems unlikely that they're going to bring him back so then it's sort of like raises the question of okay. What does a direct sequel to face off look like so knowing now that it's not going to be just a a a rehash the same movie. Chris would what do you think about this sort of updated idea about a faceoff sequel. It's still a bad idea. No matter what wingard is saying here. I sincerely doubt this is going to be a direct sequel in the terms of like john. Travolta's character is back and he swopping faces with someone else. i mean. maybe that'll happen. John travolta his career is in kind of like a weird player. He's doing fred durst movies. So i don't know you know i. I don't think he's above like turning down work. But i find it very hard to believe that direct sequel in the terms that like travolta and cage are back because as you said the okay just character is dead and a when when they say to drexel go. I think what they're they're they're implying here is two new characters gonna swap faces and someone else is going to be like you know. This happened once before back in the nineties. When sean archer and castor troy and then they're gonna move on. That's really what i think is going on here. I find it very hard to believe. It's directly in terms of characters going back characters. That could come back. You can come back. Are john travolta and his family against everyone else. Pretty much died in that movie. It was kind of a plot point because everyone who knew they swapped faces up getting killed which made it hard for them to swap back and all that stuff so unless this is like a totally bonkers idea where where nicholas cage character rises from the grave. And you know honestly. I would be excited to see that but i i find it very hard to believe that. That's what's happening here. I'm almost ninety ninety. Nine point nine percent. Sure it's going to be two new characters and they're just going to have someone bring it up and say once upon a time. This happened so when i wrote this article about this update. Chris i i sort of Theorized about potential possibilities for what the sequel could be like. I wanna run those by you and just see what you think about them. Real quick so one of them is that Sean archer's daughter jamie was played by dominique swain. In the original. This movie may be the direct sequel could be about this jamie character. Who is now all grown up. She's followed in her father's footsteps and become an fbi special agent and then she just so happens to be the one who has to undergo the same experimental surgery but her father pioneered decades before so. That's one option. And the other one is that maybe it does bring travolta back in. It brings cage back in a way like willem. Defoe came back in the same rabi. Sam raimi's spiderman movies. Where like you know travel character walked in front of a mirror and its cage on the other side of the mirror in the two of them like have discussions back and forth that way and like maybe this whole face off surgery that they did like is having like a long term lasting side effects. Mental side effects. Were breaking down the the line between these. Two people are becoming even more blurred even though it's decades later and all that kind of stuff. So what do you think about either of those potential options. There i think the second option is the one. I like more but i just i. It's very hard for me to get excited about that. Because even that scenario nicholas cage would only be like a cameo unless like the home nicholas cage. Yeah let's like the home movie. Was john travolta talking to amir then. Yes i would watch that but yeah it's it's just it's the wrong. It's it's not a good idea. It's not you know. If the only way i'd get inside of this is like i said troll came back and also john woo was coming back to direct it. Because again i like edwin garb. He's i don't think he's right for this material he's too Droll we see like attic. Genuine modern maybe yeah. John woo took face off very seriously as serious as you can take a movie about two men swapping faces john. John busey took it that seriously. And that's what this material and it doesn't need like i feel like adding winged bird is going to be really very winking at the audience. It's tongue in cheek and it's gonna be like ha ha ha. This is a funny scenario and faceoff played that straight played that idea of face swapping in secret metal boot prisons very seriously. That's that's what this material needs. And i don't think we're going to get that guard all right so our next story involves. Captain marvel two which has found a actress to play. The movie's villain. What is the deal. There chris zoe ashton played. I forgot characters name but she was in velvet buzzsaw. A movie that people liked. But i really liked. It is playing the villain in captain. Marvel two we don't know what villain she's planning that has been announced yet. But we know that she will be antagonised in in the sequel which is being directed by Nia decosta directed. The upcoming candyman reboot slash sequel. Okay so actually. Now that you bring that up. I know we've talked about that. New candyman movie. Before dina what else near casa has directed like off the top of your head. Have you seen any other movies because i. I don't think that. I have now. That i'm like thinking about it. A little bit more She directed a film called littlewoods. Which i haven't seen. But i've heard good but that's really that's right. I think as she saw that at a film festival like a year or ago all that was her feature debut and then she directed. I'm looking at now and something called top boy. Which i don't know what that is. It's like a tv drama. And then her next feature is candyman. Which hopefully we'll come out this year last year but as we all know that didn't happen. Okay so Zoe ashton as you mentioned delvin buzzsaw. I enjoyed that movie too. I think maybe not quite as much as you did. But definitely more than the average person who i think. Wash that. Tell like completely flabbergasted. Always going on. But i ask you to To peruse list of captain marvel villains of from some sort of random waikiki. Page that i found online of these people who faced off against the capital marvel character in the comics. And i was wondering if you you mentioned that zoe ashton. We have no idea what character. She's gonna be playing here. But i wonder if you might be able to scroll through that list and see if there's you know one or two characters that strike you as maybe a good or terrible or ridiculous option for her to be playing. You know i was looking at this list. I don't really know a lot about cats in the marlborough. And i haven't heard of link any of these characters there's a character namely hunchback of notre dame but it's like a space version of that so let's say let's go with that. I'm going to go with that. that's she's playing causing. You heard it here first folks. That sounds incredible. Actually does quasimodo's swing from space bells. Quasimodo is the creation of mad thinker. Whoever that is created as part of a plan to defeat the fantastic four the thinker intentionally gave quasimodo's monstrous appearance and informed him that he would upgrade to a more attractive humanoid body if he was successful in his task. So that's that characters. He looks like quasimodo for much back dame and he wants to look handsome and the only way that'll happen is if he defeats the fantastic four. So there you heard it here folks. That's what's happening and captain marvel to claim that is not what's happening man like just thinking about the total insanity of like the creativity and lack thereof sometimes of having to churn out comic book stories for decades and decades in like just some of the story meetings that must have happened between these writers are just desperate to come up with anything to fill pages for the next month's issue that's off man. I'm guessing that's how something like quasimodo came to be but all right. Let's talk about our last story for the day. And that is the paranormal activity reboot which we have known about for a while That movie has now found a director. And that director is william. Eubank directed the twenty twenty. Kristen stewart starring aquatic horror film underwater We know that christopher landon who has been i think he's written four of the Paranormal activity movies. So far is going to be writing the script for this end it is being described as a quote unquote unexpected retooling. So you know again The mind reels at what that might actually mean in the context of this franchise. Which is if you've been paying attention to the paranormal activity movies. Incredibly detailed in terms of its Mythology and character cross up interconnected characters and things of that sort so unexpected retooling. I have no idea what that really could be. If it's just maybe this new movie Follows another character that we've already seen or sort of shifts the perspective in some way but Chris i have not had a chance to see underwater yet. But i know i think you. And jacob Were sort of stumping for that movie a little bit in arguing that it was better than it. It's know better than it seemed. Am i remembering that correctly. And what do you think about eubanks stepping into the director's chair for paranormal activity movie. Yeah i really dug under water. It's a lot of fun. It's not like groundbreaking anything and it's very derivative but it. It gets the job done. It's a well-made underwater horror film. And i really like chris related because he Wrote the happy death day movies and directed the second one and he just directed a freaky which he also co wrote. So this is. This is a really cool team up right here. I'm definitely you know the paranormal activity series. It started pretty strong. Although i recently revisited the first movie and it's kind of amazing held little happens in that first movie like it's it is literally just seen where they're just like. Did you hear that. And then they move on. And somehow that spawned entire franchise and the franchise. Kind of went off the rails. I would say. I feel like the last few sequels particular have just been blah and You know the he trying to build on the mythology and all that stuff. So i'm definitely up for a fresh take on it and i definitely think this is an interesting Team for that. So i'm very curious to see what they do. Did you see william eubanks. Twenty fourteen movie signal. The science Of science fiction mystery film. Is that the one with laurence fishburne. I think it is yes. I did not always see like the cover for it. But i've never actually seen the film haven't either okay. Well what a way to in this podcast chris. You haven't seen that movie perfect. I love that. That's all we got today. That's the news as as fit to deliver to you in podcast form so if you want to learn more about all of the stories that we mentioned on today's show you can do that at clash dot com and you can click on the individual stories that are linked inside the show notes that this episode slash daily is published every weekday. 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Can't Feel My Face

Fame is a Bitch

19:20 min | 1 year ago

Can't Feel My Face

"From workhouse connect in Aj Benza vein he likes to be walked on a leash and play really dirty kinky sex keeps James is the guy put the cock and the Peacock Network Okay Bitch. Hey everybody eight benzene here for famous bitch. This is your show for or Wednesday September eleventh twenty nine hundred and I'll save said of the Patriot show all you people are remembering and never forgetting what happened on this day a eighteen years ago when those radical fucks flew airplanes into our towers. Let's stop this nonsense of having them become a tolerated in our society. They Shit. They don't belong here. I'm sorry and all I don't WanNa hear the Muslim call for prayer in Brooklyn at twelve o'clock buck that I'd want guy preying on airplanes in front of the Goddamn band someone no one says Shit Agai. Fuck it. You don't bug me. There's a guy I talked to you about that. Has this this thing on instagram called crime crime faces where he shows fights and different things that have happened on Youtube and he he breaks them down in narrates. Democrat very funny way. We've gotten to be friendly him and because I love what he does and I think a TV show on it but about three weeks ago he shows me tate of a Muslim fraying. You probably saw this in an airplane laying down with his head down facing whatever fucking direction they face and he's praying so people couldn't get in the bathroom on the way to the you know up the fucking plane. I'll they couldn't open the van from it could barely do it. He's praying whether stewardesses of flight attendants sit there and get the fuck can sodas ready in the food rip. He would move so one guy in the plane gave him a smack in the fucking head and I said this is great he said. Do you think I should run this. As I said yeah why not he goes Michael Rapaport. Put It on his instagram. He got a Lotta Shit. I said so. Let me get straight. You could show we can show people being fought for killed. Knock Down Kit stomped punch th Rangel drown if they're white black Jewish Italian Irish Polish doesn't matter but if a fucking Muslim get smacked on airplane because he's praying in front of the bathroom. We can't show that they get special fucking treatment. I said this is this is a I don't want to live in this world. Why are we kissing so much. S Fuck say I we have Barack Obama bounding these mother fuckers. I thank God we got trump. Who does not want them in this country anymore. I don't care if anybody disagrees the fuck. It were better off without them. Now on with the show have you you noticed that. Hasbro has introduced the first monopoly that celebrates female trailblazers. It's aimed at players eight ears up and the properties they normally have like houses and what have you and hotels are being replaced by groundbreaking inventions and innovations made possible by women throughout history and players are told to collect two hundred and forty dollars salary as they pass go. If you're a man though you only collect two hundred dollars women also get a nineteen hundred dollar start at the beginning of the game the men get fifteen hundred the tokens include Pana Jet Glass Watch a barbell or MRS monopoly white hat not pink pussy hats mind you and the game says Ms Monopoly that the new name MS monopoly celebrates everything from scientific advancements to everyday accessories including WIFI chocolate chip cookies and solar heating and they say players of any gender can build business headquarters around the board to collect more money from others great. How about a cake shop. That doesn't write happy. Wedding to gay people could be have that business too old be burned down in the hopes of inspiring others. It's spotlights women who challenged the status. Quo Tell tell me something ladies. They can't be any of you out there who liked these new rules and this snoop fucking game. I know it's just a game I get it. Aj Don't get solve. I it's not the game. It's the it's the it's everything that surrounds it. Why would with any female want this. fucking handicap the new policies that are coming up the rank who need the extra four hundred dollars 'cause another the women who watched the women who listened to the show do not seem like chicks. WHO WANT THAT HANDICAP? You all seem like tough motherfuckers and real women. You don't want the extra four hundred thought you WANNA start even really the person who wins monopolies the person who steals from the bank. Let's face it that hasn't changed but there are so many calls for equality and marches for inclusion and all you feminists pulling your pink pussy hats on tight. You want everyone to let men know anything the you can do. I can do better or just as well. That's what you want all of us to know except don't charge as much what I land on Boardwalk. What Kinda should this you know a few weeks ago. You Got Megan wrapping all the fucking soccer team girl who by the way been very silently because the people in the media have had enough of her bullshit thank God but you've got wrapping and other female soccer place screaming fighting forgetting the same pay for playing playing the same game as the men and yet no one is speaking out about this dumb fucking game. You gotta be consistent ladies. You just gotTa be consistent shallows. You think this is as dumb as it sounds. I'm not GonNa let my daughter think as she heads the college in a few years that you're going to need all the charity she can get Yup because she's a woman dangerous. It stunts a person's drive and as silly as the new MS monopoly thing is it sends a message that women want to walk around expecting favors and charity for men and that's fucking dangerous. That's not how leaders were made the Sol's at Hasbro Hasbro think they came up with a whopper idea. They need to know this game will not do the business they thought it would when they sat there in the room and put together with all the schmucks. Mitt and Hash it out on one hand players make their radio on the board collecting things that wouldn't exist without female okay great and yet MS monopoly tells players collect toward and forty dollars salary as you pass go collect two hundred but but still Hasbro is calling this the first ever game in the monopoly franchise that celebrates women trailblazers. What are they talking about and by the way the cover hover of the game has a female boss holding a Coffee Cup and the box reads the first game where women make more money than men. What are you fucking talk about. How about the only game where women are given more than men. Am I not ladies. Do you want to stand on your own two feet but you really need a leg up on the fucking fucking board game come on because if you women make this game a big Chris Success you can erase the last five or ten years of your big fight for equality early monopoly. Miss Monopolies is gives classic boardgames female empowerment twist. No it Tauzin it does the opposite. How is it empowering females of. It's giving you a head start and giving you more money. At the beginning. I'll be going to have the the black version of monopoly where we give reparations to black people on the board before they even begin. Just give him property. Hey you get boardwalk and park place to start. I'll take fucking Baltic avenue. Give me a break to fucking game yeah. You'RE GONNA change the world honey. You got that forty dollar headstart monopoly now. You should really go on to conquer the world. Give me a break today. Shell brought to you by figs is an amazing company that has making scrubs stylish and functional for the people who deserve it. Most you know for years. You've seen these people the nurses adopt. There's a dentist other awesome. Medical personnel forced to wear scratchy ill-fitting scrubs. They were ugly. They were comfortable. There aren't design with innovative technical properties to protect and hold lifesaving. Dole's so figs traits the highest quality medical apparel so that medical professionals look their best field their best and perform their best when you run around his theater isn't that more important every set of figs is antimicrobial protection germs and bacteria. They're made with Yoga waistbands and come in a variety of styles. 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It's got Joan Allen but I always wondered this about how Joan Allen. How did her character not not notice that she was with another man even if his face was the same didn't Dick look different in that I don't get and as a screenwriter that with a bug me time the movie was I love this movie any Great Ville so great. They're gonNA make it again. They're GONNA we first need to find something for cage and Travolta because those guys were great smooth but I I told you guys. I had a friend on this film a long time ago and well. I'll get that second but the point is this paramount is going to remake the slick to be dated for the current day and I don't know if you guys have seen all this deep fake technology going on. It's amazing. There was a talk show. I forget what Shell Bill. Bill Hader was on the Jimmy. Jimmy Flat Flannel Jimmy Jimmy Fallon and Bill Hader was on and he was doing imitation of doing a movie he was in Tropic Tropic Thunder with Tom Cruise and as he was speaking about being the movie as he spoke and went into his Tom Cruise imitation his face morphed into. Tom Cruise's face and then it would just as quickly more back into Bill Hader space. It was insane that this could happen. Obviously defaced fakes going to happen more often and it's going to be very scary going forward and society but it's not that hard to do anymore. You gotta just Google it and get. Brady be scared because I bet we're all going to be a victim of this treachery one day or another in our lives. You know it's unknown right now. Whether or not the the swap will take place entirely in youtube videos or or a similar technique but listen. They're making face off again. Dan and the writer is a guy named Orin Uzio. He did twenty two jump street sonic the hedgehog and the cloverfield paradox. I don't know what is going to choose as has is opening scene. The original has a child being murdered. That can't be done nowadays. It's just campy so that a change to begin. I Dunno insanely horrible. Spark will light the fuse between the characters Sean Archer in Castor Troy and how they'll address the attraction should the former has for the latter but this movie the relationship in this movie has tremendous gay overtones and undertones. Just go back and look at it or seriously seriously watch them clips on Youtube. Tell me it's not gay it is it is but that's fine but it is but most importantly which actors of an take their faces often swap them and then pretend to be you can't use Travolta and cage again because the amount of money the studio would have to pay for fucking wigs. Duplicating wigs would be through the roof. I kid but I don't it's funny when this movie was being pitched years ago well back when I got to. La Me and Gopal we knew the guy who is talking about it and he was not the guy was not his name is David permit. He's big. He's a lot of stuff in Hollywood back then he'd done one or two good things. He really liked the movie version that we were pitching him. We pitching them. We're pitching him. A movie called beautiful lies which was a updated La Dolch Vida. That's what we thought we could open up our careers in Hollywood and let's do the Rico Fellini over again which is very bold but then a couple of vital Madonna did instruct away so who's to say but we took that movie and instead of it being in Italy and don't forget without you need is about gossip columnist which is me and if you listen to people in my mother's side of the family. I'm related to Marcello Mastroianni my mother's. My mother's mother's maiden name was Maharani and somewhere in there with as a relation but I thought well. I'm allowed to do this. I was the gossip columnist. I'm unrelated to Marcello Mantra. Let me do it so he wrote them up but instead of it being in Italy we put the movie in Miami. Put it in the Hamptons New York City. We had fashion show Chelsea during fashion week where the models the walking in the rain with Mascara going down their shirts and dresses phenomenal movie David Permit loved it but he couldn't stop stop talking about the other movie where these two guys switch faces and wives and we thought that sounded insane. Well guess what movie Got Fat. I got made yeah. We thought he was nuts. Meanwhile he makes the other movie and it makes about three hundred million dollars in permanent was often running at being a big fucking ticket producer and and now the Redo is all Hollywood is talking about and I'm sure the remake is going to take these gay undertones and really turn up the juice on it because it is twenty nineteen gene. What am I think why still use two men and a film. Let's get we got two women in this much would not be I mean it'll be believable since two women. Could you think about why why use to men. Let's get to kick ass women in this film to women face off off then again. Due to women apply make up the same exact way that could be a problem how much you WanNa bet they sign zoe Saldana and everyone's favourite private humble actress Jada Pinkett Smith there those to kind of look alike I can see those two switching faces and it being somewhat believable and then if you do the castrated aspirated male version you go but Jada Pinkett Smith and Zoe saw that and then married to Justin Timberlake and Jerry O'CONNELL two men who I'm sure would notice if they're inside aww different vagina at night. If you WANNA make face off a comedy show Will Ferrell and Chad Smith. They're like completely separated separated at birth. If you WANNA use to white trash women as leads go margot Robbie and Jamie priestly if you're looking for the film to attract ask retention attention. It's gotta be. Amy Adams and I ll Fisher or Bryce Dallas Howard and Jessica chest pain and if you really WanNa fuck with people's heads Ed and have them knowing not knowing who are rooting for at all. Let's have your bar Dan and Jeffrey Dean Morgan because those two had got to have the same mother at some point. I wouldn't care which one of them dies same things for. Dreyer Dematteo and Porsche the Rossy think of all the money they'll save on special effects. The people look exactly the same but it just goes to show you. We came out here a couple. I came out here in the mid. Nineties and everybody was pitching movies and rooms and leaving rooms with deals half a million four hundred thousand million dollar deals. There were stories about pictures being written on Napkins at restaurants and getting sold for six hundred thousand the next day in the room. We met all the big shots Ridley Scott David Permit Michael Deluca we never audit and Grit Sony thing but we did hear about other ideas that were in the mix and to see those movies get made when the when they're just little ideas he gets you. GotTa get your heart racing because you're so close to this thing actually happening that you think why why not me wanted to be that guy but that's the breaks in this town so listen folks. Today is an insane dance. I told the Patriot audience earlier the day when that show. I've got a bunch of mechanics here from comcast cable pity televisions all over the house. We've wires actress. ity going in walls. That didn't have it before going to be be upstairs trying so today's going to be an incredibly short show. I've been saying that a a lot recently. I know but listen with yesterday. During the day the furniture came today. Being data cables put in everywhere. We're good to refine from here on all we. He got his furniture being delivered with not result me having to get the show shorter one hundred tape later in the day so I can actually say thank you all for being so patient with all this bullshit as it's been the last month is back to normal starting tomorrow so I really WanNa. Thank you guys. That's it for today and in and out seventeen minutes show on nine eleven please guys I know I began to show that crazy rant about never forgetting and always remembering but do so do so. Don't make it something you say and forget about ten seconds later. This country has got a lot of things that has a the things that have fallen apart about the reasons because you've got a fucking bunch of politicians who seem to forgotten about them and they seem to want to let the people were hurt us. The most can all these fantastic things in their lives and people like you and I don't get shit. It's fucking disgusting to think hard about that. I don't WanNa get too much on my high horse awesome Freida Heights or hey horse all right. I'll talk to you tomorrow. I may get into that was famous for September eleventh. Twenty nineteen not used to aw thank you for listening fame as a bitch is an AJ Benza workhouse connect production featuring the endless wisdom insightful commentary tyrians sometimes fucked up perspective A._J. Venza executive producer Mike Agatha no technical producer Brian Vasquez.

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"So have you ever called the forty five seconds before your kids wake up a vacation then you need some me time take some time for yourself with pepperidge farm Milano cookies. I liked you as a little mom hack bringing my milano cookies in the car with a cup of coffee and listen to the oldies station. Fifteen minutes before I get my kids. That is my me time Milano. Cookies are the perfect treat to save her. During the time they have just the right amount of cookie and luxuriously rich chocolate. They're the type of treats you won't WANNA share so remember to save something for yourself with Pepperidge Farm Milano. I'm Dani Shapiro host of the hit. Podcast family secrets. I just launched a new podcast called the way we live now. Our lives have been disrupted interrupted but that does not mean that we can't reach one another in ways. That are both powerful and intimate. I'll talk with people across the great human tapestry. What's life like for you today? We'll be reminded that we're not alone. Listen to the way we live now on the iheartradio APP apple podcasts. Or wherever you get your podcasts. It's eleven forty PM in an airplane. Hangar in Los Angeles. And you're listening tonight. Call Hello and welcome back tonight. Call Colin show for our dystopia in reality. I'm Molly Lambert and with me are test. Lynch and Emily Ashida here. We are in today. We are super excited. To welcome our very special guest. She had Tolentino Staff Writer for the New Yorker and author of the Essay Collection Trick Mirror Reflections on self-delusion. Welcome Jia tonight call hi guys. It's nice to talk to someone after a long day. Alo- it's nice to everybody figure out complicated audio setups so we can all connect to each other as humans at home. This is how God intended it to be a master now all the things. We were all last night connecting with our friend Fiona Apple. Who'S NEW ALBUM FETCH? The Bolt cutters can't fetch the bolt cutters. Nate Malaysia. And I all fetch the ball cutters. Oh Yeah We just wanted to give our unbathed takes on the album I had been like I just filed a thing that I was like kind of deep reporting all day and I had like had my head in it but of course I've been listening to Fiona the whole time and then I went for a walk the length of the album and listen to the whole thing through and I I mean I'm still very overwhelmed by but one thing. I just felt so grateful for an album that it requires and demands your complete attention you know and the more attention you give it the more it gives the it's just like I wish that I wish that there were like. I wish that I could be riding the subway and listening to it. I was like it'd be driving and listen to it. It's like I just hadn't heard an album like that in a really long time. Yeah I basically I I was thinking about. Maybe taking a drive out to the beach. Not Getting out driving and coming back allowed. This is This is like a honor that I really only give to like Lana del Rey albums at this point as far as like having dedicated. Listen so I was thinking it might warrant that but yeah and it's also just like she. It's really refreshing to hear a new album. That really doesn't sound. I mean it doesn't really sound like it's in conversation with anything else right now. Musically or John are wise. It's like its own thing and it's just like Oh yeah. I'm listening to like a completely fully formed artists. Who knows what the fuck she's doing. It's great I I feel like she's an old friend at this point. Yeah my one of my group tax was saying. We're so lucky that we had her when we were like thirteen. Also when we were twenty five and also now you know like I went down to total spiral about the spin girl issue which came out in nineteen ninety-seven which had been on the cover which I bought a small the Westside pavilion. That was just knocked down all right. He westside pavilion festival to be turned into Google campus. I one thing I've been thinking about with Fiona recently. Is that for whatever reason the way that she's released albums because she does it very infrequently this has been like eight years since their wheel and seven years it was seven years between extraordinary machine and either wheel and for whatever like whenever her new album comes out. I am I guess. I'm the age that she was when I guess it's just our age difference. I don't know how mathworks I'm revealing the straight now but But I am the age. She was when ever she released the last album. So then I'm like going and doing my whole Fiona re listen and like getting excited and everything and then I'm like. Oh now get it in a whole new like passing all these sort of emotional maturity milestones or something Yeah it was. It was weird just to like remember the girl issue because it just had a big impact. It was also the first time I was like. Why would you need a girl issue? Why can't it just be an issue? I I am saving my listening party. I had a really IDA crazy night last night That was not lake. It was it was crazy just in terms of like a very pandemic he. I guess like tucked. My husband was doing something recording. Something there are technical issues. My kids are having all of these like meltdowns and then I was like nervous that the emotional impact of listening to this album would be not what I require so instead of areas fiance. Yeah But so tell me how like where were you when you started listening to it. And we're we're you after just so I can prepare at home and at home against emotionally. What did he do to you? I'm nervous it's like interesting because it is like we've all been making fun of the celebrities for putting out entertainment and being like hot like captive audience like people are just going to have time to consume things but then when something. That's actually thoughtful comes out and you're like wow I have nothing but time to do like a headphone. Listen in the middle of the night right now and this is the perfect thing for that is he gonNa make me super depressed. Though is my don't think so. Yeah I don't think I don't think it's depressing. It's like I would say like alarming. Is the word that I would use. But like in a good way okay. Here's what it is. It's like for Jazz MOMS which we all are speaking. You know it's like an experimental jazz album. It sounds it. Sounds like like hot? Knife was my favorite song on the last. So much of it is like that. It's like massive and really like everything circling walking in the woods and I just fell like very enveloped and clarified kind of kind of it. Was that like sober. Trippy feeling where everything. Like the edges of everything got really bright and I felt very physically present in a way that I hadn't for a month right. Yeah Yeah I recommend. Yeah you were right to save it okay. Now I'm really excited. I mean I knew I was going to do it. It's I think it's just one of those things where it's like often it comes up just the difference in having kids versus not right now and how it may just how you. Kinda consume media when you have like two hours and that's all you have and the day so I just didn't want it to be the thing that pushed me over but now I'm like no. It's exactly what I need. Yeah it's great. I can't wait to listen to it again me too. I need another like this is why I'm so grateful for it. It's like it's the kind of album that made right now. It's kind of what? I'm sure it's different when you have kids. But it's like I haven't felt grateful to be alone in a while and be alone with album. Made me feel really glad to be alone and then to have that space in my head and I mean that's the least of the reasons. The album is great but that was the feeling I had somebody saying on twitter. That like I feel like we're we're going to associate this album of course with the teen and but like in a good way like the bright spot in it or like something. Some kind of bomb. I guess in the middle of all of it which it feels like. That's that's what it is. It's also nice to know that you know like every woman from the age of you know whatever to whatever is listening to this album today you know what I mean? Yeah I think are just like because she was always just a little bit older than us. I had forgotten how young she was so I am looking at the spin cover. I was like oh. It is like billy eyelash like exactly. It's like a sad teenage girl making music but like the way. Beckett's marketed is very weird. But it also made me be like. Oh Billy I it's just GONNA BE FINE. Then we'll has one thing going for her and that she is a genius so that's helpful but she's also like it seems like she is like very you know eccentric in. Oh Yeah and like you know uncommercial and a lot of ways but again that's like the fun thing about listening to something by somebody who's just really doing their own thing right now like she's like both physically kind of put herself in her own little universe and then the sound is kind of there too so it just feels very refreshing. Yeah I really liked the emily NUSSBAUM profile. Oh that was great in the so good. That also got everybody hyped for the album and friend of the podcast Rachel Handler has basically been like the fear and our whisper for like the past year. He's just been like on constantly like facetime ing with her and stuff which I'm very jealous of. But she's been doing an awesome like all this stuff that she's written on night. Call me. I would love it well. We also wanted to talk a little bit about some other virus activities. We're nightmares run-up activity is sleeping. I had really scary nightmare. I I usually don't have nightmares. We talk about this a lot on the podcast I think Some of US don't have nightmares from smoking. A lot of weed and I may or may not be one of those people but I had a really intense nightmare the other night and then realize realize that I had seen a lot of people mentioning that they also were having horrible nightmares not super surprising but G. A. You mentioned you've been having crazy. Dreams too right. Yeah we'll for me I think something I feel like my brain was supposedly we dream every night right? We don't remember it. We go through like seasons where we don't remember it. I think that like the Times did a piece on this kind of trying to explain like why we're all like why am I having these crazy dreams and to me my own explanation is like my brain is like where are all the people and so it puts all the people in my head at night because it's not used to like my rains like you need to have more people in your line of sight or something and for me? It's been weird because I'm pregnant right now and it was weird and I and I've been like for the first two weeks. I was having really intense dreams every night so much so that I would wake up and sometimes even write them down which I almost never do But they had nothing to do with current virus or pregnancy. And then were you worried that your husband had sold his soul to the devil. I'd say marrying that please. John Studies but then both staying started to come into my dreams. You know like both both things are now in the and all of my friends are in them. Which is I think why I think my brain is like. Where are these people like you need? They need to be in your site and I had a dream last night that I couldn't I woke up and I couldn't remember it but I've been having you. Do you ever wake up after a dream and you have such an intense aftershock of feeling. Yeah he spent all day. And you're like I feel like someone is really angry at me or that. I'm really angry or that. I just figured out something incredibly important or that I'm terrified and I don't know why and you forgotten what actually happened but you know like in your Dream Bill. The time lasted like three weeks. And you're right you know I've been having lots of those have clingy emotional film where you're like. I don't remember what it was but I'm like coated in the field. We'll say like because I've been sleeping so much I've just been oversleeping in the morning period when I'm just like sleeping ambient light to avoid waking up. That's when I have weird anxiety James trained to get out of bed type stuff. Yeah that's the worst. I hate that I will say like I'm very. I've had a lot of other. Should he thinks happened to me during the quarantine but My dreams have been great parties. I feel like I'm most parties. I'd say yeah I I had to. I had to be let off the hook somewhere. Mileage ex-boyfriends like so many college ex-boyfriends was really obsessed with lucid dreaming. You know into like cognitive. Whatever and he would try to you know right left and right on his hands and he would stare at them before he did all the techniques or whatever and I was like. That's you're being ridiculous. This is so this is so dorky. But now I'm like I would fucking love to be able to lose the James Second talking with somebody about this Like because we were talking about how we both like tried to lucid dream at different points in our life. But it's so like the last thing I want to do when I wake up in the morning is like write a journal or report of dream. That sounds like work immediately. In the morning. Your Performance Review to your pillow. I've not been able to get into it because of that but then I was thinking like I probably still like. Don't think I would be able to even just tried to keep a journal during this which is like some pretty bad out in general and I can't do it so I don't know it might not be my time. You're keeping a podcast. I am like Journal of your dreams. Because they're good. Yeah scientists in this National Geographic Article. About why people are having weird dreams said some dream experts believe that withdrawal from our environments and daily. Stimuli has left dreamers with a dearth of inspiration forcing our subconscious minds to draw more heavily on themes from our past. Yeah there was this guy that they like profiled in this National Geographic article and his he had had a dream that they described early a where he liked drew on an obsession with comics. And like this and the constant scroll of political posts on twitter so he was kind of just using what it was like the endless kind of flood of news information had lodged itself into his subconscious. That was appearing in his dream. And like you know which is that is. That is a nightmare. Case about treating sound like a nightmare. I have. Y'All ever dreamed about twitter. I have no God taurine helping all. Here's where I made them like. It was probably right after that the woman who was on the plane and then her life was ruined tweet. I had anxiety nightmare that that happened. Tape definitely did a mistake on. Twitter did a mistake. Number one panic. Yeah yeah because it always seems so pas. It's like it's still is Paul. It's always possible one of these days. Your numbers up and your turn to fuck up on twitter. We'll also posting about sand junior perreault the Black Mirror episode. Yeah so I because again. I'm I feel so fragile but that's also because I'm unlike a lot of people and this is for better or worse. I am literally never alone during cy self isolation and it's like normally I carve out at least like an hour or something during the day where I can kind of just like think thoughts quietly but that doesn't exist anymore So I feel I felt like the only thing that was like safe to watch was just mindless garbage or something that already seen in knew how it would make me feel and so we turn on sand unit Pero and I was like Whoa it. We are kind of in San Pero. Because it's I mean that's just the the fantasy of like leaving the physical world because you're gonNA leave anyway. It's we didn't want to leave the physical world but here we are kind of in a like fantasy space. Although it mostly sucks I totally. I interpreted it in a slightly different way which was like oh because like no one can have like really new experiences. You just can't sort of sit on dwell on on the past every good experience from your past and so yeah definitely been thinking like and also because there's no foam. Oh because it's like no one can do anything exactly. Yeah y'all been reliving like party like my friends are like that you know. Post a picture of yourself when you were twenty. We were talking about. How fall into this gap? Where like there are no pictures of US online when we were twenty although maybe on Lake friendster but then my friend Max. Sylvestry like hosted a picture of us together from a Halloween party in college. A picture I'd never seen but I was like wow. That was the best party in all of college right right when he came out. It's like the beginning of our the big chill. Yeah Yeah I mean there's also the the feeling of trying evolve friendships league just kind of trying to keep up relationships in a completely virtual way and in a way like that too when I was watching Sanjay Pero I was like? Oh It's this weird. Like virtual connection and you kind of just want like new to invite New People into it also but it's just too weird and it just doesn't feel right. It's like this weird test on relationships the you know keeping things up virtually but it's like I don't think it's a test that means anything. I think the people are putting too much stakes on like. Oh if I don't keep up with somebody during this pandemic that means that we weren't really friends. It's just like no. We have like friends that we interface with all sorts of different ways and I have lots of friends that I'm not exactly like let's hop on zoom right now but I think that people are really like Oh like so. Many friendships are going to be over after this. It's like no. That's that's not what friendship is. It's also like I. I mean I spent a whole year completely off the Internet when I was in the Peace Corps. Not talking to anyone barely at a cell phone. You know middle of nowhere halfway across the world and my friendships like it felt interminable. Obviously like it's only been a month for us here. Like Peace Corps was like this basically but with no Internet and and it felt like forever and I felt like I had missed out on so much but then but friendship wise. It didn't matter just removed myself and I mean it's different when we're all in the same situation but it like I've been reading Wolf Hall and I keep thinking like it's just a month like yeah like our. Our whole lives are so short anyway. This is just a month of them like it. It's our brains are making. It feels endless and it will be kind of endless but yeah when you think about how short actually is. It's like yeah you don't need to keep up with people really. Yeah Yeah I've been reading also about like the Cambrian era and stuff like that at the time line of human yeah. I do that all the time. It's speaking of the time line of human experience. We wanted to talk to Jia a little bit about a subject. She is the expert on Instagram. Face it is plastic surgery April here on night. Call never let anybody forget. It's plastic surgery April. We have y'all what is what do you think is. GonNa Happen to everyone's face like all of them are getting kicked it off. We talked to Matt clearly. Still people on call like Madonna and the Kardashians. I think have right. It's like a personal chef. Like they're just. Yeah but a lot of the the be level in certain influencers didn't already have your person on call before this all started like time to get unemployed. Two guys yes sir. Can you tell our listeners? A little bit about instagram face. And what got you into it. Yes so instagram. Face just seem to me to be one of those things that you know. Any woman between the ages provider now. Twenty and thirty five. Who was on? Instagram was aware of and talking about but just hadn't been like written about in a really head on way. I guess it had but I was like okay. So there's this thing where every influencer you know. Looks like a combination of every professionally? Beautiful woman looks like a combination of emily. Radic Hausky Kylie Jenner. Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner. Who looks the same as emily? Radicchio SQI and they're like you know the Marxist instincts like okay. What is the material reason for this? Like what what are the material conditions for this production of instagram phase? You know and And so some of my friends are better instagram. Observers than me really okay. It's you know it's this doctor this doctor and this doctor. I started following them on instagram. And you know watching their sort of before and after time lapse videos where you would see people get their instagram face in real time. Everyone's face just started to look like what one of my friends called a sexy baby tiger. It was you know I had already been thinking like. There's something about being alive today that I've always been like I'm a little suspicious of how it sort of seems like social media systems are shaping identity into whatever increases engagement. You know like they`re. They're going to sort of shaping thoughts and identity. They're incentivizing that right and it seemed to me to be really interesting that the same thing was happening literally with your face your face because all of these new technologies are available to tweak and alter your face both digitally through face June and physically through fillers that you could just go back and forth forever. You know this sort of endless arms race of incremental improvement till you looked unrecognisable and you looked the same sort of cyborg that every professional perse professionally beautiful person on instagram. Like and So yeah I just I. I went to Kim's plastic surgeon Simon Orien- And you know anonymously as a patient for consultation and you know he like it was tariff I if I yeah well he and he told you how like specifically you would need to do to your face get that and I just walked in and I was like. I'd like to be prettier. What would you suggest? And he did tell me like. He told me what it what it would take like. He I genuinely felt like I mean he he. He's clearly an amazing doctor and he was you know responding truthfully to this thing that I had said but then the thing that depressed me was that I went to a couple other doctors and said the same thing and within like thirty seconds they looked at my face and they were like Yup Cheek. Filler filler. You know like do suck the fat out of your lower face like and then you and I was like fuck. You made me think you know about like this. Like I always think about the lion between like seeing your body in life as a source of potential is both like amazing and deeply punishing and I and I was like. Oh I'll try to be really sort of mercenary and pragmatic about this like. I think I'm cute. I don't care like I'll just I'll just like Haha immersion journalism. See what they say. And then I left Beverly Hills and I was like mother fucker again. Look at my own face Eddie. More oh you gotta read helter skelter the Mangga by Kyoko Okazaki that we just talked about. I will somebody may have just found a PDF audit online. Really somebody. It was my dad. We're GONNA take a quick break ILA world where everyone is confined to their homes. Society begins its largest been watched to date in the Hallowed Library of Hulu or perhaps on a shelf of. Dvd's you haven't looked at in a decade is a show that perfectly encapsulates life in the early arts and launched a friendship that would inspire millions. Hi I'm Zach Braff. Donald Phasing in two thousand one we start in scrubs a Sitcom that revealed a glimpse of what it was like to survive medical internship as Turk and J D. We explored guy. Love nearly twenty years later. A lot has changed. We're not superman. But we're still best friends given a mandatory lockdown. There's no better time to relive the series that brought us together in the first place. And we're doing it with him podcasts. Right people we're going to bring friends and crew members and fellow cast members and writers. And guess what we're GonNa even invite some of you to call into the podcast and ask all the questions you want of the entire sacred heart staff. Join US for fake doctors. Real friends on the iheartradio APP apple podcasts. And wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome back maybe. Now's a good time actually to take a night call to talk about the Rubicon of how this again how we got here. Let's do it. Let's take the snake call. Hey guys this is Brooke Longtime longtime million join plastic surgery month. I've been watching the hill famously. Got Ten surgeries done in one day And now regrets it and has a lot of pain but I think she is one of those people. I think she kind of marks this like demarcation between numerous surgical enhancement and sort of the injection. Because when you think about people that have like really changed the way they look kind of sense. Heidi Montag bag like someone like Bella Hadid. She's done it so piecemeal and a lot of the things that she's done is more injection based as opposed to surgery And Heidi I mean I think in a desperate attempt to be disturbed. The season like the dislike huge dramatic kind of like the Fox or foxes. Like this one like full body Rehab saying And she was like pilloried for it and ultimately like they left the show and we're kind of living in Santa Barbara and obscurity like after the hills until the new season so anyway just thinks he's like a really interesting person in the story and Loving living this month all right guys by great question from our friend Brooke Baker. Who really really smart to bring up. Heidi Montag Yeah. I think what happened? Is that this happened? In two waves in the two thousands and I there was the wave of people in their twenties and younger getting plastic surgery for things that were traditionally reserved for older women. Trying to look young and then they became about like younger women trying to look like trans men so if I it was kind of you know like Freakish I wanna say it was like treated as a novelty and sort of you know something still like very over the top people only were doing and then it became normalized via Kylie Jenner. Then there was like a second wave with Kylie Jenner like okay. Everyone's going to do this. Maybe we're going to acknowledge it or maybe we're just going to say we're over lining our lips with lip liner and like deny a lot of people would be like puberty is what made my lips get big suddenly. It's interesting to me that people are still thinking about. Heidi Mind Tag Mo Monty was a blip firm me I mean it just seems sad and then I moved on but I was never that immersed in the hills but I guess she was twenty three And she do remember her kind of appearing on You know the covers of magazines and stuff About ten years ago talking about I think she had ten. Because it's like really like it's the first time I ever heard of like a back scoop. It's like a thing it's like. I guess it's like kind of like a Brazilian without the Without the the taking the fat and then putting it in your but it's just you take you basically like Oh. I don't know it's just like leave. Some of your back fat outs scoop but looks more pronounced or something I need to find okay. She got okay. Here's the list. This is a. This is a spread in People magazine at the time. Also we didn't she have like a bunch of one day. Yeah it was all. It went all the way so it was mini. Brow lifts. Bo talks in her forehead and found area nose job revision because she had already had a nose job fat injections and her cheeks. Nasal labial folds and Lips Chin reduction neck. Liposuction ears pinned back breath hog revisions liposuction on her waist. Hips inner and outer is and but augmentation All at once so dangerous. Yeah I did have a lot of complications. That yeah it really. She said that her heart stopped and they had to show. Yeah Yeah I mean that. See I think of that episode which I wrote the episode where she unveils her face and like she co. She goes home to her parents. Colorado or whatever and And like her mom sees her daughter like completely remade for the first time. And it's like it's truly one of these moments in that show and there are many in that show where it's just like okay. I am watching a work of higher. Like this is like I've I've never seen this happened before in any medium What was the reaction of her? Her Mom was really upset. Yeah but she was trying to sense. Yeah and she was trying to be nice about it. She was just like well. If this is what makes you happy. But she was like crying and stuff and it was just like it was really rough. Her mom kind of normal. Her mom is not like a Mama Jer no no or even like an Orange County like housewife very like rich like boulder types bridge religious people. It's funny like I think that the the Heidi Montek saying like I also don't think very much at all are at all but I think that it's funny. She is. She was that sort of early precursor to both this idea that you know it makes obvious practical sense in two in a very sort of unabashedly open way. Just modify your body. According to whatever will make it more money you know and it also makes complete sense you know as an ordinary person to use your own body and personality as vehicle towards Like economic success like like. She's so so ordinary that at that the fact that she did both of those things she was like the bitch on a successful soap opera. You know or she became the bitch when she did the plastic surgery. Because actually the thing about it that was concerning I think was also that it was like maybe Spencer's idea that was that was why I was always so repelled and maybe why I never let myself become interested in what was going on with her. Was that it just seemed like such a gross toxic relationship. It didn't seem like I couldn't get interested in it. If the dynamic was that it was just like too awful people. Yeah and forcing the turn in the show. Her friend when she gets with Spencer her friends are like we don't like this guy. We think he's bad for you and then she's just like in it so deep immediately that there's nothing they can do and then they are together forever and Together now she came out later and said she regretted it. She had a lot of them undone she said. It was like a terrible idea I think Heidi Kim Kardashian. Obviously a I mean the thing about Heidi that I feel like is kind of pretty different from the kind of work that a lot of people her age at that time are getting now is that I don't know what she's emulating other than like Barbie or like you know her name Anderson or something Erin. Courtney started in a very specific type of person. Yeah going to say L. A. Specific although obviously you know like the good version is angeline like the idea of you know or Marilyn Monroe just the idea of like us what you have augmented a little bit and make yourself like a vehicle for selling glamour on your own turns in a way. That's why it doesn't seem as insidious to me because it's like this came out of somebody's like imagination had very little to do with peer pressure. Lu Jia about that because when you look at the pictures of Heidi Montag gets off it. There's a kind of dated nece just in terms of comparing it to instagram phase. And Geo like when you started noticing this kind of homogeneous in in the look like the aesthetic. Have you been able to unseat? It is part one and part two like. Are you starting to notice a shift? Are you noticing like an evolution of that? Look Yeah I mean I think it will continue to shift because the the thing about instagram face. That so uncanny is that it's so gradual. It's like the Celeb- face things where you can't were sometimes even if you see a picture being photoshop before your eyes you can't tell which is before in which is the after. Sometimes you can't even see the change. You just know that their face looks different and I think in the the difference like the real evolution from Heidi Montag to or whatever to this sort of thing is that you know that was all at once everything in a day with the Kardashians right. It's it's over the course of four or five years and even their doctor said to me like talking about them specifically like he was like you know my most famous clients. You will not be able to the difference between you know before and after a visit or even month to month. It's just over years that you can tell the difference while and and so it's built in that it always it's a it's a like it makes it more insidious in terms of with Gordon Stott and Heidi Montag thing. It's like right. You have this one idea. And it's Marilyn Monroe. Right it's bombshell pinup like Jessica rabbit hybrid with these things. It's this continually shifting cyborg. Right it's like the the ideal itself is being collectively created and then continually altered in real time both by face June and by fillers and buttocks and both of those things. Just keep building against each other and and I think the ideal will shift based on a sort of almost collective voting right way of Instagram likes and sponsorships like whatever whatever face performs the best that's what and I think it will kind of shift little bits but I think the thing that really got about another difference between the montage look and the whatever we're seeing now. Is that one of the things I find most disturbing about today's beauty ideal like the glossier. Whatever vibe that it's it's the sort of performance of naturalness right like bearskin? You know yeah bearskin. You know eating Acre brighter. The ideas and you just you just pump all of this like you pump all of these chemicals and all of this money into your sort of diet and wellness and skin street so you can give off this like very fo- natural aesthetic and I think. Look the the way in which you know this. It's it's it's deliberately. It's both like deliberately uncanny and also supposed to be this very sort of clean. You know healthy lives interesting thing today. It's like they're like you know eating clean and also putting botulism in your face and those things are and both of them kind of dovetail under this like you know bullshit like girl bus idea that you know whatever you do to live your best. Life is good in both things qualifier. Anything a woman. Does this feminism especially anything that makes her money right early. Perform better on instagram. Ray and that the Heidi Montag hike thing is like a Jackhammer to a piece of marble. And this is more like you can tell yourself. It's like no you're chiseling away. Doctors presented like going to the gym. I mean that's what they you know like. I asked them about instagram face. You know and I interviewed one of them like as myself and not as an undercover patient and And he was like listen. You now we. It's no longer sort of shameful thing you know. WanNa be happy in your body. You're like you know my eyes are despite early. 'cause I was just like deeply defer Kylie came out about it eventually. She was like I've had some stuff done. The KARDASHIANS are all still really squirrelly. On like what specifically they've had done even though the human I can tell from looking at them but yeah I think what you're saying about it being an arms race especially so it's like any time a new procedures invented and it's like any tech thing where they're like constantly like on the bleeding edge trying to come up with new things to sell people so it's like I personally will learn about something that I didn't know people did to their faces and then I won't be able to stop seeing it just so many things a brow left which people say allegedly Arianna `Grande has had upset meetings. Her look very highly and everybody The other one is the the I. Threading thing it where people because also Bella. Hadid was like photo shopping. Her is to into a cat I before she did that. They would point on Celeb- face that she was like photo shopping. Her is like up a little bit and it looks like when actresses do that. It's called like the Hollywood facelift where you just say in your face back tape at. That's what it looks like Brazil. It's the subtle Brazil. Is this league a thread lift on your is. Is that what it is? Yeah lift on your eyes and Bella. Hadid did it but now again like now that I have seen it. I can't stop seeing it. Yeah there's a thing called one of my friends who used to work in beauty. Pr and like fully does instagram face to herself. She always we always send her pictures of like. You know like jared Kushner look super wack. These days tech's pictures of like jared Kushner Joe Biden or you know this new Adele face and be like tell us what. Tell us what they got and she was and she was telling about the single boucle fat removal. Y'All know about the We look like Oh yeah but she said she ate a lot of Japanese see potatoes. That are face change. I remember that too because we were saying like as we all wrapped for like the round face crew. You'd think having done makes you look it doesn't it doesn't make you more youthful. It makes you look like more high fashion in this way. That is more of a smoker. Make you can Olsen twin. It also makes you look sad because it kind of unless you do something to fix the fact that it drags your face down a little. It drags the corners of your mouth down unless you have something to patent it and keep it up After we wrapped last week I I was like now. I'm going to be thinking about it for the rest of my life. It's also. They could targets insecure people. Obviously but like I've known people who aren't like the most insecure person who like you said it's like you go in and then they just look at your face and are like You should do and like even if you are a person who is comfortable with your face at this point. It's like just having someone be like you know why would make your face look better and suggesting it and it's really crazy like especially with cl Clinics that serve Asian people to. There's a lot of stuff that's assumed that you want. Because everybody wants it if they're Asian and the buccal fat remover is one of those things because you know Asian people tend to have full their faces not necessarily always but a lot eyelid stuff You know nasal labial stuff that all ends up like that stuff. That's just like well you could. You know that's just like assumed that in the battery. If things you might be going in for that you would want that. If you're Asian which is just you know a whole other layer of it to me thinking about these procedures. I mean there was of course like after there was a part of me that was like well. If if my looks were directly connected to my livelihood I'd probably get this shit like after talking. They were like. Oh it's a couple thousand dollars lasts for a year. I'm like maybe I would put on a credit card. I was really thinking about that Had to leave. She had a little bit of a technical difficulty. So we're sorry for the abrupt ending but you can find her book. Trick Mirror and all for other writing on her website. Go Dot blog and you can find out where to purchase her book and all sorts of other good stuff so we are so glad that she came by this week. This is great We're GONNA take a quick break and when we come back it's time to take our faces off in a world where everyone is confined to their homes. Society begins its largest been watched to date in the hallowed library of who or perhaps on a shelf of. Dvd's you haven't looked at in a decade is a show that perfectly encapsulates life in the early arts and launched a friendship that would inspire millions. Hi I'm Zach. Braff DONALD PHASE in two thousand. One we start in scrubs a Sitcom that revealed a glimpse of what it was like to survive medical internship as Turk and J D we explored Geilo nearly twenty years later. A lot has changed superman but still best friends given a mandatory lockdown. There's no better time to relive the series that brought us together in the first place. And we're doing it with a podcast. That's right people we're going to bring friends and crew members and fellow cast members and writers. And and guess what we're going to even invite some of you to call into the podcast and ask all the questions you want the entire secret heart staff. Join US for fake doctors. Real friends on the iheartradio APP apple podcasts. And wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome back tonight. Call podcasts for taking your face off. It's plastic surgery April. What better plastic surgery classic to dive into then John Goose face off the movie where two people get facial surgery facial taken off surgery they got face swapped taking place will feels like it's underselling it when the people that you're speaking of our John Travolta and cage like I feel like they're linked me God's Theralac on another level and you had not seen seen faceoff book Holland did you miss it I don't know I I don't know I mean it's just one of these. I feel like this is a movie. You see you with a bunch of friends in college and like a somewhat rambunctious setting where there might be some substances enjoyed or something. I never sure I saw it with my parents okay. Cnn feels to me like this feels to me like the kind of movie that I now know like the kinds of jokes a lot of my like high school and college like Guy Friends would make a lot and it's all kind of based out of this but it was sort of weird to see the data stone. Finally I mean. This movie is is justified. It at like the hype around. It is justified because it is super crazy. Fucking rules. Yeah I love John. Woo and I love the John. Woo Hollywood movies about it because I watch birds of prey recently. Praise like the best action movie. Best like Superhero movie definitely but also the best like action. Sequences seen a long time and then I read. It was because they were doing a lot of Hong Kong style fight choreography and face off. Also just sort of was one of the first movies. I feel like that brought that kind of fight choreography into American brains American brains. That didn't watch martial arts movies already. Yeah and Chinese Action Movies. But you know it's It's a perfect movie. It's basically death becomes her with men. It's also though it's like it is I think molly you may have said it's like it's operatic it it. It is the most heightened emotional movie I've never seen anything that jumps off from the point of like that elevated kind of hysteria and only goes up from there. I mean the whole movie feels like a trailer which I feel is the John. Lewis style wherever Ling is just like. Everything is punctuated with like seven exclamation points. Which but it's also. I think I think it's partially due to the fact that if you're an actor especially if you're an actor like Nick Cage John Travolta. You've got to show up to that movie being so excited. Yeah he got to do this like it's a dream. We plane the setup in case you like. Emily haven't seen face off to believe that anyone else hasn't seen faceoff. She saw story if that I saw face off with some other friends parents. This is another store like death becomes her where somebody else's parents took me to see a movie. My parents would have probably thought was too scary for me like seventh grade. They would've just thought it was like super violent so I saw I loved it like I did any time to see an R. rated movie and then I came home and I was like Mom Dad. We have to see this movie face off the side. I WanNa see it again. You got to see it with me and we went to see it the next day and my parents after we came out of it. We're like that was so violent. Why did we let you see this? I was like no. I told you we're going to see it. I made you shouldn't have let your parents. They obviously couldn't handle it just like one of those moments. I am different myself in taste from my parents type. You know just violence the plot if you kid over John Travolta Plays Sean Archer. He's an FBI agent who is has been basically like destroyed his you know by the fact that his son was killed by a terrorist. Nick Cage. I'm trying to remember Sean Archer. No eight Yeah Castro. Say so the and the deal like also like he has a brother who's like politics troy the room so many things in this movie has references to ancient Rome super high brow. Travolta is trying to like find and catch cage and Nick Cage has recently planted a bomb. Where where do you plant the bomb Convention Center the Convention Center? That's right Elliott. Locations is it. Maybe because I've been watching all these nineties movies I've been seeing the L. A. Convention Center in a ton of movies and I've seen fillon airports a lot of things. Also they were talking about turning it into a shelter ventilator hospital. Although that has not happened stupid they should definitely could use it for a lot more things than they do. But apparently they're too busy using. They might still be using it for anime expo which is still like the only con that hasn't been cancelled to somewhere it harmless. Send their Avatar. Yeah so anyway. Travolta's trying to catch cage then it to find this like biological weapon and also just like fuck him up because Nick Cage is curator killed his son and so they decide that like the best it. Can someone else help me? I'm like trying to dig through it and I'm like your fucking boat. No of course so. He tries to describe. Wait you're talking about which part the no it's just to get like. How do they get? I forget how the giants getting their face. She wants to go undercover in the Nick Cage. Because it the only person who is alive who would know how to defuse the bomb is his brother politics. And who's the only person he would talk to would be has brother so naturally the only thing to do is for somebody to surgically take. Nick Cage is faced castor. Troy's face and put it on their bodies so that they can pose as him finding the young. And and and of course the person who has to do this is Sean. Whatever has faces Sean Travolta John? Travolta's Narcotic Sean Sean Archer so he undergoes tree the surgery. I was shrieking amazing because it's so I don't even know anything about science thing. I was like this seems a really stupid. The order of operations matter. That's why there's so much like every single scene in this movie contains like all of these like distracting crazy things and plot and everyone's like screaming and cry like an upset and then like diabolical. It's so that's why it's so great. It's just a bunch of it's a Genera Mash. It's like a bunch of different genres. So Sean Archer gets castor. Troy's faced Costra Troy is theoretically knocked out. Then he like comes to an demands that he be given we face sitting around and he doesn't have a face it's like even if even he's such a horrible villain but if you see someone with no face and there's this city great there so you know he says I wanNA take his face off at some point. The highlight of the movie They switch Faye. Says what you need to know. Is that the character. Castor Troy is like a Lecher Chris. Insane Person Yes that Sean Archer John. Travolta's character is a family man. Good Man Yeah and his daughter Dominique Swain. Who is a wayward teen is so good so good playing away or teen wearing some brown lipstick that there's a railing. Makeup is so specific. Really good line where he's like. If you dress up like it's Halloween ghouls trying to get in your pants. Which is like Yes yes please. His wife is Pat Nixon. I believe it was joking Allen Joan Allen who is acting in a different movie one hundred percent like She's Sundance movie play Pat Nixon in the Nixon movies so I always think of her as Pat Nixon but yeah it's also lake. She's definitely a different movie. She's supposed to be the hot wife but she's like playing. It very psychologically lays plane at the same rate that she played her character in the ice storm. It's good because she's kind of like an audience stand in. She's just like so down in the normal emotional range that you're like. Wow this is really off. The rails like Joe Allen's kind of looking around like should I let my husband touched me. It seems like everyone's kind of crazy stranger in the house now and his name is Shawn Archer with the body with the soul of Castro took without without a telltale scar. It's never switch because they're definitely like did they said the doctor. I think at one point is like you guys have like pretty similar bodies and it's like no they don't Ya but he does some like doesn't he do some light work on their bodies and then yeah there's the bullet. Yeah good enough good enough. Goodness spend the disbelief. Everybody so then. Of course castor troy was really Sean Archer goes undercover at the jail. It's like a super jail boots era one which made me think. Oh my God did because it was supposed to be like the prison that nobody knows where it is. 'cause it's nowhere backwards and like is this where they got the idea for the grocery store from the prison from face off because if so. I love it that all of a sudden not just improved your birth dates faceoff and comes from like a novel called. Erawan that's about an imaginary like Utopia. Oh boring now I wanted. I wanted the founders of Erawan to be huge. John Woo Fans. They are calls so he goes to the jail. He finds his brother. Who's very weird crush on? Allesandro Nivola in this movie What really such a type for me. Like weird wiry surprise nineties guy with like a blur haircut. I like a little brother brother. And then they escaped from the jail and go to a super sick party. Where Gina Gershon is there? Yeah she's and she's in the same movie as she's not in Joan Allen's movie. She knows she always knows what movie. She's very good at that. She just showed up on melrose place and she knows what show. She's on there as well. God bless her. Sean yes I forget. What happens after that? They Gina Gershon was castor troy's girlfriend and they have a son and that's like another weird thing that comes in where it's like you know. Archer and troy both had sons and Nick Cage took John. Travolta doesn't now John Travolta. What's he gonNa do with the kid? Right isn't the son played by the same actor to say John Travolta Sons? So he's like see seventies gets overwhelmed. Not No that's crazy. I don't know or maybe that's just the mop. It kind of hairstyle at every child actor had in the nineties nineties model boy But Yeah Oh. And she's like also Gina Gershon is also like the sister of his drug dealer but like are like they like kiss on the mouth are they also. Is She having a thing with her brother to? There's a Lotta incest vibes in this. No yeah well. Of course. There's one really uncomfortable. Seeing everyone will recall immediately Where Sean Archer? Who's really castor? Troy like Kinda hits on his daughter. It's so gross. I mean but that's but that's why I love. This movie is like I just won't spare you. It's like you're here. You want to see a movie or not. Yeah Yeah this is a movie. You will be fucking entertained by this movie. I do know that face transfers really do exist. Yeah data work like this. What's what's cool is that Imdb Trivia for faceoff included the nugget. That Ba- I realized face transplant was accomplished in two thousand twelve on Richard. Norris accidentally shot himself in the face with a shotgun the same year. The movie came out. Wow Wow bizarre. Do you think the movie made them be like. There's hope like what we have to lose. Just my face. Maybe he yeah he he saw the movie it was like. I'll just wait until this technology is invented. I don't think so no but but face transplants. I remember hearing about face. Transplants Lake a while ago and going on a deep dive of the face transplants. And how it's like. I mean it's it that that's just like a very very sad thing but also it makes you like. That's what plastic surgery is like. I'll just for save lives. So there's things like classic surgery is legitimately needed for. There's like a specialty. Yeah that's amazing. You can give somebody a new face but it's really. I I mean I don't know I wonder how far they'll be able to come without because right now it's It's nowhere near face off technology right. Say That myself out last night doing some of the instagram filters do you guys though for do that no I a while and then I was just like I don't know if those too old for this. There's all kinds of weird ones. Now you know that make you look very like a bjork cover uh-huh but a lot of them do just sort of like change your face in a way that you were like we. It makes you feel weird. But you didn't want postulate molly that they were just trying to get you to like give enough angles and spend enough time under that that they were like stealing your face face off actually also stealing your face. That's like what all social media is for so why not have fun fun? I want to do it. Yeah well some of it. I was doing some like is. Emily posted a really good vampire. Selfie oh yeah accomplished just with makeup but then I was like Oh. I'll bet there's some good vampire filters and I looked it up and they're really good vampire filters but like the make your eyes red for example And some of them have fangs. Where if you open your mouth there's fangs. It is cool but then Lake. Some of them were also just like really creepy. You know Horror Court and I just kind of it's like I don't know it's it's a fun disassociated experience if you guys could have anyone else's face you had to do a face off and you could stop faces with somebody who would you face off with. Oh that's such a good question I mean. Do they have to be alive so that you can take their face now do they take your face or it's just like hypothetically drought. We can three D. print their face. Oh Okay and like grafted onto your face the way that they put like teeth on top of teeth for famous people honestly. I really liked all the faces in where the boys are. I was like I might take one of their faces. Yeah I don't know it's hard for me to I can't really think of anybody or I would actually want their face Other than like any number of Lake. Instagram face girls that she was talking about us or just be like kind of interesting to be a hot for a second. But would you want like the the twenty twenty era face or would you want you could go from any era? I don't know I don't know yeah I mean I I literally have. I'm choices. I mean I would. I would probably do the one that feels like the only celebrity comparison I've ever had and it wouldn't be that weird I feel like but but in speaking bjork I would like take a young Bjork's face which is like you already know. So saying I would just like WanNa look more like your molly with you nick cage. Oh really yeah it would be fine. Got Such an interesting. Oh for a day and it was permanent. That's I would just take. I would be like in. Game of thrones take everyone's face on returned off and she has all the different faces. That's one thing I think about though is because instagram face is like one thing and the whole thing about like beauty is that it's multifaceted in some way and you can see every type of hot you know right and if you're a betty there's always going to be Veronica so I always think about lake. Yeah it's just like what when we get to the point where people can like swap out their face for like a variety of slightly. Different faces will interesting. You should say this because our nike listener. Evan Rodas An and said no magic movie. Science could explain how John Travolta's giant face was going to fit on. Nick CAGE is regular sized head and vice versa. And then all of a sudden you have to think about like how a face would fit on your head. Oh Yeah Yeah. 'cause you're like this movie takes for granted that people have different skeletons or like the people don't have the same skeleton Yeah 'cause it's like your face you wouldn't be able to slap one face onto the other like people's skulls are totally different You'd really only be able to do it with your twin. And then what would be the point unless one of you got disfigured and now I've turned this into not fund. A thing that we're talking about like the weird like making yourself feel weird by doing instagram. Like the the weird already. Instagram fillers like Eric. Their shelters rather like there's some filler ones. Yeah but like I feel like that's one of the fun things about about faceoff is like this sort of weird not quite magic thing that happens with the face where it's like like Sean particularly like he's like wearing the face of the person that he hates and so every time you look in the mirror. He's like I want to kill you. Looks like the guy he hates most but I just kind of like he kind of ends up inhabiting the character because he liked. That's the person that he sees in the mirror. I like that. That's that's making me laugh so much. It's like persona in some way to Italy. Does make you unique as a person like who are. You actually change your face. You become the person who stays. You have the way that people in horror stories like inherit the personality of the heart transplant. Yeah yeah well. There's also the fact that they when they swap faces face off they start to adopt each other's patterns of speech which I think is you're meant to just not really think about the fact that a larynx Like a box that changes your voice wouldn't change the way you express yourself but I guess it also makes you. It makes you wonder like is it because your face has more to do with how you express yourself and communicate than you might assume. Is there some kind of like secret sauce there? I think it's because they're trying to pass as each other so they're like adopting each other speech mannerisms no no they are but then there are times when they're like kind of talking to each other or whatever where they wouldn't have to but you know they do. I will say John. Travolta does a really good nick cage impression and the smell. That's like a very low key. Great for four minutes and it's fucking incredible informative to such great performances. And Yeah that's the thing is like the face off like the surgery is a macguffin you know. It just doesn't matter at all. It just allows you to set up this thing that the body swap comedy basically laid as a cool action thriller. We also really funny. We also have a minor mystery That a listener wrote in about listener. Craig roads I seem to remember a face off game for PC. But I can find no evidence of it. I think it was maybe web based or a demo disc the only game play I recall was a level escaping the prison with the magnetic boots curious if this will ring a bell with any listeners. I have no recollection of this. But I didn't want to do this. Yeah but if anyone knows about a face off CD ROM give us a call at two zero four six nights just probably a good time to wrap up our little faceoff chat any last on face off while I'm glad I finally watched it It is like fits in very well with all the stuff I've been watching During quarantine so shout out to pigeons flying away during gunfire shutout peaches. I could eat a peach for Oak. I hate to see you go but I love to watch as always I love the Like a line about lingus is is the line that they test his new voice on because that's so he has to say over and over and over again. Well they're calibrating his voice so perfect movie. You guys well. 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Anthony Atamanuik | Impeachment Managers Make Powerful Case Against Trump to Open Trial: A Closer Look

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Anthony Atamanuik | Impeachment Managers Make Powerful Case Against Trump to Open Trial: A Closer Look

"Wednesday's killer of there. It's the small town. Sci-fi murder mystery dr drama earth needs now on the people here is the murderer law and order kumgang so intense. I like don't miss the new rotten. Tomatoes certified fresh series resident alien all new wednesdays ten nine central on sci-fi set your dvr. Hey late night. With seth meyers fans. Hope you've been enjoying today's episode. We'd like to ask for your help with the show so we appreciate you taking our short survey. We'd like to learn a little bit more about our listeners so that we can get advertisers. That are more relevant to you. Just visit pod listener dot com slash lead night to take a five minute survey. It's completely anonymous and it'll really help. The show. just visit pod listener dot com slash late night to take the survey that's pod listener dot com slash late night. Thanks it really helps in the first day of former president. Trump's impeachment trial the senate debated if it is constitutional to try a former president a debate. That was very closely watched by jimmy carter as he fumbled with the stapler he accidentally brought home in nineteen eighty one from thirty rockefeller plaza in new york city. Please enjoy this. Podcast edition of late night with seth meyers on today's show seth chats with comedian anthony panic but first a closer look former president. Donald trump second impeachment trial began today. The house impeachment manager laid out powerful evidence gil. Most republican senators signaled that they have no interest in holding them accountable for more on this. It's time for a closer look. The nation is currently facing a series of calamities unprecedented in our lifetime. It's so bad. That jake tapper brow. Furrows have started encroaching on the rest of his face. He starting to look like a sharpei with gravitas and the short-term things are only getting worse millions are unemployed in the economy's still stalling. The vaccine roll out is still chaotic. Even as more contagious kovic strangers spreading not to mention rising poverty and child hunger. Will millions face the threat of addiction losing their health insurance. Oh and also. The former president is facing second impeachment. Trial for inciting. Violent insurrection ransacked the capital and sought to overthrow democracy. And i know. I'm starting to sound like an african gray parrot who was left alone with a collection morrissey records. But this is where we are. I if you're a person with any sort of platform right now you could spend any amount of time. You want covering any of those topics or if you're fox news. You could spend precious minutes in primetime covering whatever the this is. Jonathan kaye is a senior editor at the online magazine. Quillet he did a throwaway tweet revealing that for the last three months. He'd accidentally been washing his hair with his dog shampoo. And next thing. You know. Big time. Hollywood star seth rogan and small-time lefty hack keith olbermann. And the rest of the blue checker. Were pounding on him. Yes that's on fox news talking about last night dog shampoo stuff. Ted cruz uses to wash beard. I also use frontline. Gotta keep those ticks away. I have no idea what this is about. And i have no interest in learning. All i know is the smaller. The story fox news is focusing on the bigger. The story. they're ignoring is if you ever tune into fox and friends and they're talking about. I don't know whether vanilla ice cream is going to be canceled for being to wait. Just know the story on. Cnn is probably done. junior eats eric. But that's what the gop is all about now. inane culture. Were there's no time for insurrections. Cova when a poor man catches flack for complaining. The font that said four pets was too small to read well ignoring that. There was a picture of a dog on the bottle. I lied. I did know what the story was about. What can i say if all a big time. Hollywood star seth rogan on twitter. And if you're running what incredibly cruel thing. He said when he saw the. I've been using dog shampoo. Tweet a tweet so cruel. That fox news did a segment on it. It was this. I get it. You see a tweet like that the next thing you know your stress eating a box of human snacks. This isn't a political movement with policy ideas. it's about culture. They want you to thinking. I coming to your house with migrant caravans to take away your guns and your dog and your human shampoo with the picture of a dog on it in fact. That's barely an exaggeration that their actual argument now. The democrats are just as responsible for inciting violence. Trump is because democrats want immigration reform. Democrats are arguing that trump welcomed and incited a violent incursion into the capital. When it is they who are enticing illegals to buster our borders exploit our resources and commit crimes exploit our resources. Do you think. Immigrants are coming to america to open a coppermine. You sound like a desert warlord from the mad max cinematic universe who is your guest for this segment the do four yer did you guys know his name was the do for your you did but i bet the rest you just thought. His name was something like flame throwing guitar guy. That's how kick ass mad. Max was a movie. They give him the dorkiest name they could come up with and the movie still rocks. It's like instead of bain. Tom hardy's batman villain had been called dr c-pap or mcgillicuddy mcgillicuddy. Nerves around schmor- mcgillicuddy. Also use busting through our borders. Already you got. Donald trump elected on those fish tails and thought we made it very clear that gop platforms like stand up comedy jokes. Once you use on tv you can never use it again. It's why prayer in schools explicit lyrics murphy brown's pregnancies we're used in one election cycle and then never again. You have four years to come up with a new way to terrify the people of florida. Maybe klay the. Dnc is trying to ban fan boats. Jean shorts go to the ankle. What's that the. Gop is already doing that. And it will and lou. Dobbs suddenly our next president. Okay man politics. He share goofy but really. The truly galling part is the idea that democrats are somehow enticing migrants to come here and quote unquote commit crimes when trump is under investigation. For last. i checked. I dunno thirty different crimes. In fact he's already confessed to illegally using his charity as a personal checkbook and he was an unindicted co-conspirator in the michael cohen case. You know the one where he secretly paid hush money during the presidential campaign to cover up affair with the porn star. Remember that episode. That was way back and sees them one when trump still had marcel the manhattan d. A and new york attorney. General are both investigating trump and his businesses. The da in fulton county has been looking into whether to open an investigation and yesterday the georgia secretary of state's office and it opened an official inquiry into trump's unhinged phone call attempting to bully georgia election officials into throwing out legal ballots and overturning the results. And i'm no lawyer but it almost certainly seems like a crime. One former federal prosecutor told cnn. It's pretty clear that the former president committed election fraud. If you listened to the call it sounds like any other call. The you might have with an organized crime ring or a drug conspiracy ring or something and that is that you've got almost code talking about. This is what i need you to do if you could just help me out here. And even that as a generous interpretation trump doesn't talk in code. He's like that idiot. Who calls a we dealer and uses code and then uses the real word to make sure that the code was right. Hey scott what's up. You got any tickets for the reggae concert. That's we'd right because like the regular guys like read response. Trump's spokesman jason miller the guy who looks like he swapped heads with a pez dispenser. Said it was actually the fault of brad ravensburg. The georgia secretary state for taking the call in the first place. There was nothing improper or untoward about a scheduled call. Between president trump secretary ravensburger lawyers on both sides. Mr ravnsborg didn't wanna receive calls about the election. He shouldn't have run for secretary of state. Man where does trump fine these fine purveyors of pretzel logic. Look your honor. If you don't want my client stabbing people in cuisinart shouldn't sell knives. My bad wrong case. Any chance cuisinart sells guns. Oh i think you think you're probably going to jail. Isn't that terrible. They have libraries. This guy is under investigation for actual crimes let alone the impeachable offence of inciting an insurrection against the us capital. The least we can do is borrow him from ever holding office again instead. Republicans and their allies and right wing media are engaged in a ridiculous attempt to equate democrats encouraging peaceful protests with trump spending several months feeding his unhinged lies about the election and fantasies violent retribution. I want to interview chuck. I wanna interview joe biden. I want to interview carmela. I want to interview pelosi one interview. Maxine waters. I want to interview cory booker colder list. Would you consider looking at my list. Yeah be glad to look at it if the house managers wanna call one witness the defense has gone or call all the people you named in and then some the impeachment in the house took place without a hearing without one witness being cold and without a lawyer for the president of the united states. You can't get a traffic ticket. Based on the procedures they used to impeach president trump. Okay first of all of you ever gotten a traffic ticket. You can get one for anything. One time i got in my car and funds twenty dollars ticket on the windshield for something called curb adjacent wheel placement in new york. We have something called alternate side parking. Which basically means you traffic ticket unless you can solve a riddle to park your car free of pay date ending with the day but neither f not could appear on the calendar box three spots from here. Also sean congrats on your list. You sound like a toddler talking to a mall santa. we look at my list please. I wanna talk chuck and a nerf gun and irregular shaped head lizard. But i can tell you you're probably stuck with that head but now most people aren't buying these asinine arguments. A majority of americans fifty six percent in recent. Abc news poll want trump convicted and barred from ever holding office again so cowardly. Republicans are hiding behind. A new argument. Impeaching a former president somehow unconstitutional. Wanna read this. Very were dealing quote from senator james langford. He says quote. I don't know of anyone that their mind is not made up ahead of the impeachment. Trial the first question on the issue of constitutionality that drives a lot of it and everything else. I think people are pretty locked down. Oh you're locked down. You're supposed to be the jury once again. These guys think the standards that apply to everyone else somehow doesn't apply to them. I mean none of us could get away with just announcing how we feel about a case before the trial starts. I tried that one time when i got called jury duty. I'm sorry your honor. But i feel strongly that you burn yourself with hot. Mcdonald's coffee you deserved. I will never turn on ronald. The judge found me in contempt. Incense me to three months house arrest with a painting. Sea-captain that was that was on network television second. The idea that impeaching a former president is unconstitutional is ridiculous. It doesn't say that anywhere in the constitution if you managed to flee the scene of a crime before the cops can catch you. You don't get to automatically go free. If that was the case trump would have finished his speech and then immediately jumped in a white ford bronco and then today one of the house. Impeachment manager congressman. Jamie raskin made a powerful and deeply emotional case and he argued in convincing and clear. Cut way that this impeachment wasn't fact constitutional using both historical evidence and also common sense. Their argument is that if you commit an impeachable offense in your last few weeks office you do it with constitutional impunity. You get away with it. In other words conduct that that would be a high crime and misdemeanor in your first year as president and your second year as president and your third years president and for the vast majority of your fourth year as president you can suddenly do in your last few weeks in office without facing any constitutional accountability at all. This would create a brand new january exception to the constitution of the united states of america. Yeah the founders didn't intend to write in an exemption where you can commit whatever crimes you want your last month in office. It's called the transition not the purge. This is the last week of middle school where every teacher shows a movie while. Google vacation caribbean cheap. And french. Teacher tells you all the good swears. I don't remember. George washington spending last month in office walking around. Dc with an axe chopping down. Every damn cherry tree could find. Its by night bitches. The house impeachment managers also laid out the timeline of events in january six and trump's involvement in those events with truly shocking video. Evidence that i have to say it was compelling just to see it all laid out again because our memories are so short now. I mean i don't even remember who won the super bowl. Tim brody was guy named grunk like there was a grunk or maybe it was a tree who only said grunk. It was a violent insurrection that injured hundred and forty police officers and try to overthrow democracy. Congress's there and the rest of. I saw it on tv. The facts are clear as day as rask explained. Our case is based on cold hard facts. That's right impeachment. Case is built on facts. In the defense's case is built on wishes and dreams and sean hannity's fantasy list of witnesses. Which i'm betting include some fictional characters to. I want to call chuck schumer. Nancy pelosi corey booker. Wanda maximov the mandalorian. And the do for your. I wanna know what to do. And when he do it we also what happen. It's playing anyone who cares to see. The president's supporters stormed the capital after he spent months feeding them unhinged lies about the election being stolen from them culminating in his speech in which he directed them to fight and show strength by marching down to the capital and interfering in the lawful counting of electoral votes all while he watched and cheered them. On at this point we have to conclude simply that if republicans won't hold trump accountable for doing that then they supported in if given the chance. They'll do it again. Impeachments should be the bare minimum for inciting violence sedition. If you asked me. Trump should be washing his hair with his dog shampoo. A closer look very funny. Comedian who you know from his. Donald trump impression on the president show which is streaming on. Cbs all access daily. Talk show coffee with tony. Airs weekdays at twelve thirty pm eastern on twitch. Please welcome back to the joe anthony attack. How are you avenue allow. How's it going says it's going great. You are in canada shooting what we do shadows what we do in the shadows fantastic show. How is canada. Well janice call canada's. An apartment ended in canada's not more than just an apartment a nondescript department that looks this is where i do my therapy also on zoom. So it's a very comfortable place for me. I will say that. Brought everything. I own because i drove here so i brought my coffee maker. Xbox brought dr system my blood pressure. I don't need it but yeah it's crazy coming here because there was nothing at the border because they don't really want you here because you're diseased america. It's i'm very happy that you're there and that you're safe you're working You know we I wanna talk about in the last time you hear. We talked about the president show which was a fantastic show where you played. Donald trump and one of the things one of the ways clips resurface is based on how prescient. Your show was predicting certain things to happen up to and including the fact that you you were always of the belief that donald trump would not concede if he lost election. Yeah since the. I think since i did my live show in twenty fifteen. That was always reading that he wouldn't he would. Never i you know lists of. I'd always find interesting because you have this piece of history with the correspondents dinner with him. And then there's sort of this propulsion that happens end to me is look at it and go. How did everyone not see what was get happened. That that's to me. I don't see it as i predicted something. I feel like everyone would just in such disbelief. That such a just dropped jot moron could end up being the president and then coast through the job for four years without ever doing anything. I think my favorite part was near the end where people are like. What's the president going to do the commentate on the news. What's the president could do nothing. He hasn't done anything for years. Why is it going to start now. Even the fact that he just slipped out lazily did one last. Ymca like some like aunt at a bar mitzvah. That is like the fact that that was his choice near the end was like i'm gonna project masculinity and control and power by waving my arms pumping my arms in the air but yeah. I was not surprised so that way off topic. But i'm not surprised at all that he didn't concede i mean. Obviously him being things. We depicted in the show. Some of them were very metaphorical but we did actually predict him coming out the night of the election. Saying i did not lose. I one and then we had this time. Line of like protests and things slowly declining over the next couple of months and that was like a segment we did in the show. And it's pretty haunting. I remember when we made it. My producers were like. I don't know this seems like a little too harsh. It gets a little too much. And i was like now. This'll be nothing compared to what actually act. This was a clip. That made a lot of sense that people were posting. But here is us. Donald trump literally being rolled out of the oval office. My fellow americans. And by americans. I mean only the people who voted for me. I'll never concede concession speeches are for losers and i'm no loser folks. I disavow this election. I'm staying right this desk. No matter what you can't replace me and definitely not with a woman me too. What about being a big south african farmer. I won the popular vote. This is why genocide wipe genocide call the electoral college. They like me. Where's the nuclear football. Jimmy nuclear what's the number eight six seven five three. Oh you mentioned that. I think that news commentators went sort of this cycle of trying to give him a chance over and over again. This will be different. This'll be different. And your show is a perfect example of no. There is no reason to think someone that made it this far in his life being this would be something else. How does it you approach the impression that made it different from from everybody else and set it apart but you grew up in new england. You have family members that you've known that entire lives are obstinately. Locked in who they are and that they never change. that's everywhere but new. England has a particular population of these people. And so i think that it was an englander i could say. That's i approached him Like a combination of obstinate. That's calcified in who is and i guess. My goal always playing him doing the impression. I don't know why i'm screaming was that i wanted to sorta take chaplin's the great dictator right where you portray the figure but then you break from that character like speak truth of through. The image of the character has in my view. I knew that a comedy central show was going to change the course of history or anything like that. But i thought if at least i could chisel chip away at that image up which his images projecting the thing big tough business guy so i wanted to make him what i think is which is like the fifth golden girl now. He's just like you know he's going to house coat she's a ano- yelling at ma and wondering why blanche's home lay like that's all he really is and everyone wants. Everyone wants to be something else. Because they're wrapping their identities up in his success these just a manifestation of an american narrative. That's last began long before reagan but really calcified in reagan of this lottery mentality. That if i play my cards right i could just be the big success right and i think it's a broken down our society and we see the result. Now where if everyone's playing scratchers all the time then. Yeah so one person wins a million but everyone else is just broke with a bunch of like. You know silver shavings on their on their thumbs. And i think that's where we're at. We're sort of like the guy you now or woman. At the at the cumberland farms who like as scratched five hundred tickets and they're just abject so they're willing to believe in some sort of to god you know. I have more to talk to you about especially in regards to impeachment. We'll be right back with more from anthony attending. He did a fundraiser. With al franken and dana carvey. Dana carvey was doing his job. I an impression against your down trump impression what was Your interactions that dana like obviously a credible impressionists in his own. Right amazing amazing thing. You know the initial thing we did with our podcast than we did. A second. Bit and First off he's it's like his biden is so incredible and so he really should be somewhere doing his biden. Because i think one of the best ones out there and he he so just. He's the nicest person. My dad was the drummer and he played on Letterman years ago. And i met him very briefly and he was so kind as we got to talking at one point i did my johnny carson for him for dan. It's like the worst. The worst thing you can do is go here. Here's your legendary like me. do it back to you. But it was funny because he then rift and he did he did a little carson back in those moments. You're like oh man you know 'cause like you know my fantasy would be always at some point. Be on snl and so in some ways it was getting to work with them was like going to rock and roll camp. You know getting to like actually pretend for a moment to write a bit and do stuff and out like a brilliant writer and just the way they cut it out and worked at out was also funny. Because it's like anyone ever worked on like a trio like sketch thing or something. The five people. Who know what i'm talking about in comedy watching that like the fact that it never changes. It's sort of like two hours of talking and not really doing anything and then like five minutes of like getting the job done and then leaving it to the person who's actually going to do the work. Which was al. Al did the work. Yeah yeah yeah. We'll we'll send you some audio so you have a show on twitch called coffee with tony how did you end up on twitch and can you explain your username. A shoddy fatty. Fatty fatty is an old username. From my gaming days. I wanted to do like a news. Comedy show where i could do comedy. I could do news. It's sort of like the view. Sometimes their guests you know. 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Local Hour: Miami Heat

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

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Local Hour: Miami Heat

"There is a lot to discuss. Actually last night was a really cool night. If you are a heat fan, I'm starting to get excited. However, that's not where I think we should lead off gentlemen, the hottest team in professional sports. The Miami Marlins. There was a World Series for spring training. Would we win it? There should be some sort of trophy for their training. No. But the Miami Marlins winners of eleven in a row. Yeah. But the the I don't they don't even have the best record in spring. They started out pretty bad. How bad what's their record right now? It's it's like they're like third or fourth. They're fourteen and ten so what is there to get excited about during this eleven win eleven game win streak is Lewis Brinson. So crushing the ball. They started three and ten K. But they figured it out their pitching's been good there peaking at the right time. Their pitching's been good. Yeah. Peaking a bit early. They're pitching has been good so far. Okay. Here's here's here's a fun fact. So the last I don't remember how many is a bad fact because I don't know the specifics, but the last like three or four seasons they've had like fourteen starting pitchers a year. So they have they've had thirteen or fourteen the last couple of seasons in terms of starting pitching. So that's a lot. Yeah. I mean, they have they have six guys that are okay. Which makes the start your heart your including Chen, and that's their no he's not in the city. The real quick. All right. Let's go through this. There is author. K Dr k Smith is that is that the no that's something as you would any as ES, right? Yeah. Starting opening day. Pablo? Lopez three good as you've been really excited airy good. Yes. Sandy, Al contra has been good for him in a trade Saint Louis. Yeah. They got that in the sooner. Yeah. Deal there. Trevor Richards wasn't gray hair. Cool. Okay. That's all right. I'm first learning about Trevor Richard right now. And I like that he has gray hair. Dr k okay Caleb Smith. We already counted him. No. We we started with I said. All right. So we'll start again was they ran. Yeah. Please do Dr k okay, he's to sandy L contra three three Pablo. Perez four, but potentially your ace one things get going, Trevor Richards, gray hair and come on Chen. Now, it's not shit home on danced. Really? Oh, straightly still around wasn't. He trade bait old trade bait. Straightly maybe the deadline. We'll see what happens. He's got value possibly. All. Right. I mean, he's look if they're going to trade someone I would assume they're going to trade him because they're not gonna trade Chen because the Cantrade him. No one's gonna take China more. The moorlands eat a lot. I mean, and and Sandy's young Pablo's young. I don't think they're gonna Pablo it's gonna make the rotation. Yes. I believe so there there is really really good chance that he's so good that they want to keep them in the minors, Vlad Guerrero, junior style. No because he pitched last year he's already called up last year. But he's been really good so far. All right. And who's exciting offensive player that we keep our eyes on Brinson. We're all excited about Brinson. I notice he's sitting one ninety nine always always average isn't great. He still has the haunt me. I think it's down to one ninety nine. I think I saw pastas. He hit him with more pop though lately, he hit a home run yesterday thing. Okay. So we got some ways anyone ninety nine. Let me let this and dish in battles and any surprise people making the team. I you have my word I will turn on opening day, and then in that ending and a half or whatever they have to hold my attention. It's up to them. But if they score five runs in this half ending that I want to get off to a better start than we did last year. He was a greatest. Lazett was greatest star at as possible. All right. So let's talk about last night's. I bet he batted one nine nine last season. Okay. What is he up to in spring? Do they keep he's he's hitting three hundred? All right. Are you what he's at? Exactly did. He he's hitting up. No, he's not he's hitting two eighty nine. Okay. Well, that's a stark improvements nine sixty four. That's good. You guys watch the heat game last night Dwayne Wade's final game in San Antonio. Yeah. That's pretty cool. It was really cool the Spurs. It's such a great job. He did not get a home run yesterday. Spurs at a great job with the tribute pop gave Dwayne way to present. What was in the president? What was in the gift box? Nice bow on a very nice bow on it. The tribute was really cool to win wage braids or looking really epic. Miami Heat built a nice sizable lead. Dwayne Wade hit a crazy shot at the end of the third quarter from half court three pointer and the Miami Heat. It was touch and go there and that fourth quarter is a crowd was so into it. It was playoff level intensity. Right. As you were watch. A lot. Oh that. Yeah. And Josh Richardson was doing his best shot that barf up that game is a disaster at the end of games like just stay away from the ball just play defense only defense and toward the down to Joshua's credit. He was awesome and transition defense chasing down his own heart disease. I got so excited when that game was over because at mid court because Wade has not like shook hands with coaches a lot after the game and him and pop had a moment after the game where I thought he was going to take his jersey off at can talk. Jacket off that would have been the best. And then they just he went to them like a gift box jerseys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ended up box was Tim Duncan. Tony Parker in journal of jersey slow. That's really cool. Did you guys are no that how does that work like they just have extras laying around or like? They made them. I'm sure your Tony Parker's probably a little bit. They couldn't reach out to Tony Parker because that would be tampering that was gonna how come I can't just swap Hornets jerseys with him. Why are you gotta give them my jersey over there. I'm sure there's a stockpile lying around. Dwayne. Wade hit a crazy cag- of a shot the glass, he wasn't even miracle that it hit. He hit it. I was like man that was either brilliant like Kobe Bryant style or just complete vomit up in the way. We would have been crushing him for that position. If that does you see what happened right before that? He took a crazy badge shot, and it was an awful shot. He kicks out his legs. I'm not really sure what is complaint was referee got technical so DeRosa and got technical earlier in that sequence. And then they spent like the next two possessions and making that call to San Antonio, Dwayne Wade it could've gone south. If things were just a little bit different. But he nails that cag-. And he's the only guy that you can trust and late game situations for this team still you try to work in Josh Richardson. He will bar. If it up Dwayne Wade comes up with the clutch steel when it's a three point game pokes it away. Josh richardson. Secures the ball Miami Heat wind just for the fourth time in regular season franchise history at San Antonio. That's crazy. I Gordon drag it has been amazing and he's basically their guy for three quarters. But you're right. Like down the stretch, even with him, you know, getting to the rim, and he maybe he doesn't finish the way he used to like Dwayne the closer. He's supposed to be the closer all year long. And you're like laughing about it. But now, it looks pretty good. You watch this team. And you're wondering what the hell is going to be without Dwayne Wade closing at the end of games because I mean when he was in Chicago that one season waiters was playing well, and you could kind of go to waiters after they figured that out and during their thirty one and eleven run pre ankle injury Dion waiters. He was at guy, and he's sort of filled that gap like this guy can at least get a bucket. He's not going to barf the ball up like, Josh Richardson. Now, he's not really that guy anymore, Dion waiters and this. Josh Richardson thing without Justice. Winslow out there Christ almighty, we should have made this trade for Jimmy Butler Jesus. Josh Richardson, an not too much of a knock on Josh Richardson. Nice whole bounceback game. But he was just dreadful for. I mean for a while. I mean, there's there's there's games where I watch. And I just look at the box score. And I'm like man they won inspite of him playing for seven game and they win. Anyway, you want five for thirty one. He had a recent five thirty one stretch. Bam making key winning plays down the stretch at the end of games. Huge shall not be named as a total afterthought. It would appear them off the bench is kind of cool because you can kind of get the gauge really quickly if it's going to be a good Hassan game or if not an if it's not then all right, then he spends a little more time on the bench. I like having bam close out games. I trust them the smart player. And you can't question the effort. He was diving around all over the floor. We got an exciting playoff chase. Now, you start to feel a little bit more confident with the Heat's positioning in the Eastern Conference. What do you want to do though? Because. Milwaukee's getting hurt left. And right. They might not have merited or brogden at the beginning. Marriage. Just broke a thumb, right? I think that's what it was. And then. I mean, you've got to run at number two, which seems like the team you want to avoid began on a roll and just beating everybody even without, you know, everybody healthy. Yeah. To your point the Miami Heat and played really well here recently, especially over the last eleven games. They've lost the Houston that was a nail biter and a game and you needed sixty some odd points from James harden in that game Toronto came down here and beat our pants Toronto absolutely crushes in the Milwaukee game. The Milwaukee game was one of the weirder. Games in NBA history, considering the the huge lead and then ensuing blowout loss. I I would rather play Milwaukee at this point with their injuries to brogden and mirror. Teach. And then Toronto I would rather play Milwaukee period. Just because I feel like they are easier for SPO two game plan against defensively where it's just all right? I'm not saying I'm gonna beat you honest with this game plan, but I have a way to attempt to beat him. It's similar to LeBron you kind of build the wall, let him shoot if he needs to but everything in half court nothing. Transition. You know, Philly's with Embiid is just a nightmare. Well, and then, you know, Toronto's just got it from everywhere, and you can't really predict where you're going to get it from the heart of why I want to would rather face Milwaukee at this point, especially with the injuries is. Okay. Welcome to the world of expectations bugs like now. You got to actually go through the fire, and Dwayne Wade isn't going to be an easy out. You know, the Miami Heat aren't going to be an easy out. Even though the Sixers on the surface. It was a five game series those games where you know, tight and competitive, and if he does go out and Milwaukee, oh, well, that's where he played his college years Miami, or Milwaukee, I think he's good you see skip Bayless is tweet last night. If I'm if I'm the bucks, I would not want to play d weights heat in the first round of the playoffs. Jinxed it. Yeah. I don't think I don't think look the six seat is a legitimate shot. I'd like to see Miami versus Philly and Philly would probably wipe the floor with us. But I like the emotion of those games. Are we going to be taking for the eighth spot? If we move up, I'm not sure you can't really tank for the spot because you don't have the cushy doesn't. Do that. Yeah. They don't shank no lottery. They don't tank for playoff this. And they think can we say the Miami Heat are playing their best basketball of the season. I don't know if it's true. I think it's true. Like, we we had this conversation with same Van Gundy and last week, and he said, no, I'm pretty sure this is the Miami Heat are. And I was like I think the Miami maybe have their best basketball ahead of them one week later. I think I was slightly ripe. This is the best basketball of the season. So far from the Miami Heat. I'm gonna go ahead and say that on most Eric's bolster teams their best basketball in the regular season is played around March. And if you look at some of the best coaches in the league, they have the best record this time of year because a they've had the whole season to sort of just to everything, and that should know what's going to work now. And if they're healthy anyway and be you gotta be right come playoffs. And that's what these coaches do spo- like I saw a stat somewhere. But it was something about coaches records in March since both started and he's one of the best ones. And there's a good reason for that in not watching a lot of the games this season. I sort of do now because a team didn't play. Well without corn dragging now that he's back after after the. Surgery. You realize hey, Gordon truck. It's is good basketball is he's a valuable player for this. Best players are coming off the bench right now weighed that back we need Winslow to come back to if they're going to have any chance in the playoffs. Well, Winslow is going to be an immensely valuable defender against a team like Milwaukee. I think Dwayne and Goran coming off the bench is it's absolutely critical. Like they've never really played this well together, and I think Dwayne said last night, and I saw the other day where Goran tweeted something, and then Dwayne tweeted my point guard exclamation points. And they haven't played this. Well, together, Duane said yesterday. It's they're having fun again. They haven't played this group hasn't had this much fun. And you can tell by watching. It's like you said I stopped watching for a while the team was yeah, we're boring to watch. And now it's just now it's funny again yet weighed in going drug, it's they they never really fit together. Even when the Miami Heat took Toronto to seven games, the pieces didn't quite fit so frustrating now that at the end of Dwayne Wade's career, I in Gordon drug, it's probably a lesser, well, certainly a lesser version of himself, but still good now they're finally getting on the same page, but whatever it's cool to see. And now slim, by the way, I got that tweet. It was after the Cooper Moorhead who tweeted it out top winning percentages, and mar. Since two thousand eight two thousand nine which was supposed first season. It's the Spurs. I it's seven thirty three the heat number two six fifty three percents. I'm starting to get excited because this is a team that I can talk myself into the team that was backing into the playoffs. Just because the team's all around them warrant any good. And that you know, what to a degree. That's still true. But at least they're playing good basketball. They're getting big wins. I mean anytime you win they swept the season series from San Antonio like you can't even do that with this Antonio team. They're the first Eastern Conference team to do that San Antonio one nine in a row before that game. That's a really big time win on this road says what that's you don't think that's a big time win. Okay. Did sounds as well. I'm starting to get excited. Now about the Miami Heat. I'm gonna go ahead and Channing rule. And I don't even know if they did this last night, but if Goran Dragic and James Johnson ever combined for six or more threes that he will be undefeated. Yeah. James Johnson making contributions guys getting close to they were de Dion waiters won't get there. But the other guys are getting close to where they were when you liked him the most. All right coming up next moment. You're all waiting for the contractually obligated promotion of our Jay Wakefield event today. So God's here. No one really has time to go to the post office. 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Ninety s short-sea money aren't amphibious those shorts wet it would take two hours. Oh, yeah. These axes everyone with modern shorts dry thirty minutes outta here with your nineties shorts. This is our show with stugatz on the ticket is he did you ever have a tag growing up like something signed thing. No, I did not. Although I desperately tried to come up with what mine was see money. That was last rejoin when you were in the streets graffiti, walls, as what you'd size more in the classroom on holders covers and stuff. Like that times though, thinking back on those times any good guy. Those are I mean, I was always jealous of people that had cool tags. I was never one of the cool kids. Did you just call yourself a good guy like MC money's a different person? He was a good guy is a fun time. Yes. I did a good guy. I didn't have my own tag. But what I would always do is the cool S? Yeah. Everyone knows the coolest. I think that's the name of it. Cool at that's the thing we start with the three live with three three points. And then you do another three lines right underneath that. And then you connect them. Cu les? Everyone knows the car that's a tag. That's just the thing. People. Did that was my that was my thing. In fact, if I if I were an NBA coach, and I were drawing up a player and a timeout. I just do the coolest. I can't help myself. I let me see if I still got it. Hang on right now. Hang all, right. I'll do play by play writing one line. To line three line right underneath that directly underneath it with a little bit of space while other lines, and then three more are just I first line on the top connects to the second line on the second row origin. Anybody knows the S? Yeah. I don't know so far so good. So second line on the top line connects to the third line on the bomb ever do three rows. How I make. Do know a super high PMS. Hi, my go it as many times as you want. Oh, yeah. The super oh. And then the cool part is and you take you make this look a little three dimensional. You take the first point on the bottom row, and you connected behind the meat of the s boom. The meat of the coolest guy. I would do the three guys ever draw that thing remake like a square, and then you act no line going from the three guys ever used to do that string game where you'd like put it through your fingers, and then somebody else comes through and does the same thing. And all of a sudden, it's on there that I never could do it. I tried to do it the other day. I forgot I went to magic. But that has nothing to do with magic. It's a magic trick basically dots. And all of a sudden the camp I went to with each and stuff you went to magic camp for a couple of weeks. We listen to learn how to juggle. So I look back on the attic, though, that's all you come out of there with for two weeks at least a couple of cards. Do couple cartridge we have cards. Let me. And the third it did it while I'm doing that dog show thing is like. This is fine. You agree as he that Thursdays or a little underrated. You have like you don't really work a regular workweek like nine to five not that we work nine to five. But you don't really have a five day wake up early every day kind of schedule. No, no. I it from free. I totally understand what you're saying that I do think Thursdays are little undefeated. I've little underrated rather they especially when they're at the grove Thursday night where I have to work that Friday, I can kind of do a little bit more whereas a Sunday, but in going off, and then you guys are probably one is the lowest distracted. There was a lot. Yes. Last put in find whoever touched that looking for the cards for the Chris Cody card tricks. Okay. Proceed? Now. That's it. Let's thursday. Thursdays are underrated. But grove. I think I've seen you at the grove out there one of those as was Sodano out unless you were like fifteen nah, man. I haven't been to the grove in forever. Really not even Notre Dame week. No. Hard FSU week. So I grew up in north Miami. Right. So any of this was even south for me? But the the older I get farther north I've gone, and so the less chances of me going to the grove if I go out and down in Miami. It's going to be down here in Miami. You know what? Places still popping on the growth, all these other places of sort of fallen by the wayside sandbar used to be aware of what was at and shut out the sandbar so love sandbar. But no, I love. I love San Marcello myself a sandbar in a big Miami football week when I tried to bring the grove back air Khuda. I mean, they had like a deep house bring the grove back celebration last week go to bar which I referred to as pirate bar because it was once inhabited by pirates one time when I went when I had a fake ID. But Groesbeck speaking of fake ID's don't bring any today. They just the real ones unless you're Mark deal. Then you can bring your you're allowed to bring your fake. I d I didn't find cards, but I found old like nineties basketball cords, these work for your car trick. Now who's in the deck? All right. We have start off with Fred Roberts of the Milwaukee Bucks white guy. Yeah. Another Fred Roberts card. We have doubled. Fred Roberts Frank coordinate. Do you know this going, I do know net. Cornet? Why why do we only have Frank cornets rookie card? Okay. 'cause I wanna side is this a bucks pack for somebody official NBA basketball cars, it's not even like tops. Dan Shays, Danny Shays ov-. He's just Dan here. Okay. Well, friend of the show. Remember that one time that he joined us with Daniel Baldwin right up. Here we go and other Danish as card there seems to be a theme to this walkie buck so far Brad lower house. Okay. It is only Milwaukee Bucks. Only. Not. Yeah. Exactly. Larry Chris cows. What I don't know what this says Chris co we act is it only white mock ya it seems to be so far Frank Rakowski. Okay. It is only white Milwaukee Bucks. I'll note we have a hornet, Richard Anderson. Okay. But he's a white guy. Kelly puka. Okay. Okay. So it's only bucks and Hornets another Kelly Puka, it's only white Hornets in bucks, Dave hopping. So he says name he's a hornet as well. And he was white Eric Lechner. But you knew that Dave Hopkin was a Hornets. Did you just looked at the car? Yeah. Another Whitehorn it. Yep. Mike Kaminski, by the way, this segment what's in the drawer? The kaminsky. I think he's a tight end for the dolphins. And he also will Whitehorn it. He is. Oh, here we go wild-card, Marc Alary. Oh, yeah. He's a bullet. Whoa bullet if you come up to Billy today. Jay Wakefield and say all these names off the top of the head. You get these cards Jack Haley and another check. Yes. But it has to be from the top of your head. You can put those core every name every name in that order. Yes. More card racist drawer, dick for more cards. I will racist drawer. Let's tell the people some details. It's today at Jay Wakefield Inwood going down to twenty one and over vent unless you've got a fake ID and your take Martell than you're invited. But don't drink. The let me cite age. We're good. Okay. All right. We got one. By what we mean, a sonic? Wow. So many of these teams aren't around that was the original Hornets. We got the bullets and now we got the Sonics, man. We've lived some lives. Anyways. It all goes down at one in winwood the open swim event. Co branded us in one fourth one of four three the shark cut live music out there. The big event though is tasting the flight of beers from the shipping container. It is getting competitive. I fought Chris Cody yesterday after the show just because he said that he was gonna win this thing. And I shoved him to the ground that way, you have the black guy. Mike shoved him to the ground, and then he came up and pop me. And then we brought it out afterwards. Bro. Hug like we're good. We're good. The writings on the wall for me to win. Oh, my God ginger ginger, yum, yum, CHA ginger, peach Pierce, our own my guy this morning from the Jay Wakefield people tried it. It is perfect. I think it's a lie. Did they didn't touch me. This ally. While you lying to dig for coaching. How can I see that this racist drawer, by the way is producing a lot of the same. However, I've found a Dave Jamerson cord but Magic Johnson's on it too. Oh. At least twenty four cents. There was a at the seven hundred studios. I wonder if it's still there there's a running cycling poster, and Michael Jordan is Gordon Ronnie cycling, so you can say Ronnie siklie poster is Michael Jordan in this because there's only two people in the poster, Jordan and cycling, and it's very clearly Jordan because says Jordan Twenty-three on it. I don't know any other ones, by the way to things one. You forgot the half court shot from Dwayne oh twenty that. That was the key spread before. Duane, how to bail them out with the steel? Yup. Bill Richardson out speaking of ginger, yum, yum. I tell you guys I made homemade about you. Bochy grill. I do not are you like Tyree is good. Tyree says a Benny honner his backyard, really grip. No, I seen it on whose Instagram. Sorry went to the Benny honner. Tyree says house is the I'm not believing that you made legitimate hibachi because the Keita hibachi is that border that they grow. I made my own go. As soon as I bought saw the yummy yum sauce at fresh market. I was like, oh, I'm in. I'm doing all this. And I got the fillet got the scallops. I made my own fried Brown rice. It was awesome. Scott Roth had some hair man, Scott, Roth Roth. Oh, man, Wayne. Wayne shorts purple Dwayne shins ius Dwayne. Oh, man. He had some he pass away. I think so. It was the greatest I think the only name I've heard of is Michael cage of all the names. I don't remember. This twain chins. On the air. Nineties players like, I don't recognize any of these names. Frank, and I have to go empty the Frank del find it he walked in on Mike Tyson there a worst name basketball player. Cow hausky sounds like a brick house. Yeah. Right. Brick county yet. Here's a good shooter though. All right. So we got three bands playing we've got three bands playing today. The ban expand side. One thirty with vibes. Farm thirty migrate that three. Thirty your bad joke about Andrew luck span. Common luck. They go. When you said that that day you guys had Oliver look on the show. And then you said Andrew luck span and they're like, oh, no Oliver looks. And I kind of believed it for a second. I thought I'll ever luck was gonna come on talking about his performance. Andrew lucked doesn't always perform with them. So he might not be there today. But originally it is injured span, you know, whatever them DJ's do now that give a quick Uber. Fact or a study shows a shopping can make you smarter. Am I right fellas? Whether they're going to listen to FM DJ's now, and they just give you a quick little studies show how about that. And then they just go into the and finally, yeah, they they haven't and finally only it's like a very morning television. And finally Redman car for three days this past week and hadn't been in one. I hadn't not had my car in a while and didn't bother to set up any bluetooth or anything. So I just left FM on whenever I was in it, and man they really just play like the same ten songs over and over again. That's a key, man. That's a key. I have so much Travis Scott. It was ridiculous. Yeah. I think a couple years ago when that Katy Perry song, what was it? The juicy j kiss the girl. No. So you wanna play with magic? Then. I do. You know, what I wanted her on college game day? Never right. Jarque horse darkhorse. There was. Yeah. It's a great song. There was one time that I was like in my car, and I scan on a why one hundred on it was on ninety nine jams. It was on the beep on power ninety six all at the same time serious is not that much better with that stuff. 'cause I listened to like nineties on nine or pop two k and you you will hear the same songs like in the span of a week. Like, I mean, they have data back in the sub. You know, the listening habits of people bracket, look man, this kind of back in the diary days. People would say that they would listen to radio five hours at a time. When an actuality they were listening to it for three minutes people. Yeah. So you're in your car, the radio stations got you for sensually five day minute's, you're going to hear the top song of the day. They're gonna make damn sure there's instructions to do. So why because you want to hear your jam studies show that actually it is different. When you hear a good song played randomly on the radio. Then when you play. Herself knowing it's coming. It's like with somebody else makes you a sandwich. All the senses all the experiences are happening at once. And you don't anticipate it, and so it's a little bit cooler. I like that analogy can you put it in the form of an FM DJ telling me about an study? I disagree. I think it's the same experience when I hear song randomly, and when I put it on studies show, it's not the same experience. Enjoy Katy Perry. Studies show your brain tingles a little bit more. When you hear a song unexpectedly technology truth brought to you by Geico. Truth. You will certainly send any text about your supervisor to your supervisor, what's rats Janet's? Fangs did she lose that? With a weed whacker? Oh and sent wait. No, no, no. No, no. It's so easy to switch and save on car insurance at geiko dot com. Janet, I think my phone was hacked or something. Gogo fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more donlevatar. I was wearing these pants. They're like, I don't know if they're navy or if they're gray. And we like me and my wife were debating about it. You can't tell whether they're grey or navy. So I decided to call them gravy. Wow. Gravy, still God's also you guys see Austin. Also, really, so so there's also after that are you just tossing random thoughts and us that we can't do anything before he said to me life should have Disney buses, and then I quickly realized that life does have they're just called city buses. About the show with the stugotz on the ticket. All right. This is a very important detail by today's that we haven't mentioned yet, it's an honor vitro Suzuki. So when you're there, please. If you see us come up to us, tell us your favorite each year memory, and maybe you will get a basketball court, if it's an original each euro memory. You'll get a basketball court ROY will be distributing the basketball cards. So please go up to here. Roy please go to ROY directly with your favorite each year. Obama. He will give you a basketball card is we want to try out a new segment just for you and everybody listening, but just for you. Are you ready? Sure. Do you want to know what that the segment is? Yes, it's a Chris Cody segment because people love Chris, Cody is he dressed he's wearing clothes for this one. Even though if you were naked might add to this. It's basically the same thing is making Chris now that now that we think about it. Okay. It's called Chris noti, Chris not we just go through Chris cody's notes. So you're here we go. It's our first Chris, not fun music. I try to come up with things to talk about. And we don't always get to them. So I have a bunch of things written down that we haven't gotten to. So we're just going to go through some stuff have a little fun. We'll Thursday fund the Thursday that feels like a Friday because our event today kinds of loose feel. Yeah. Dining that wasn't in the notes stuffed up. Feel free by the way to just dropping things off the top of your head to the script. Don't don't do that Chris noti? All right. I note last week you should say, I not personality the last work in this house together last week, Mike asks Ron McGill about his dog at home. And he said, you know, my wife, my dog seems to really love my wife, and I think it's because early on in the dog's life, my wife fed the dog, and I didn't really beat him in. My question to Mike is why were you feeding your dog early on in its life? Because my wife was feeding it because we had different schedules. She would be up first and the dog would get the food in the morning. That is exciting an answer. You anticipate. He's when we were working in the afternoons and daddy got to sleep in a little bit seven eight six eight three seven. Thank can. I can I add a question to. Do you refer to yourself as daddy because you have a dog. That's where you might ask. If you refer to yourself as daddy because you have a dog. I'm sorry. I'm trying to get our esteemed guest, you know, it's hard engineering and producing and in carrying the burner content today. Well, we have a very special guest that I have to dial into all right moving on. Daddy, did not answer the steady calls himself daddy around baby Roma just around the dog. I know daddy calls itself. Daddy live. This next thing is a vending machines this next not is a vending machine question for you guys. See kind of dates back to the old Salvini machine. I don't like these new vending machines. This could be a back in my day or new vending machines where you put your credit card as opposed to back in the day when you put change dollar bills. And nowadays, I mean, I think you still have the option to do cash, but all these things have the high-tech card. So a lot of people don't use cash coins anymore. All right. Let's imagine it's a sixty five cents soda. I remember when cans or sixty five. They might still be five cents. It's I remember when they were fifty cents regardless. Let's say we're buying a Coca Cola can fifty cents. So I throw in a dollar. All right. I press coke. The coke gets released to the bottom. My chains gets released. The question is gentlemen. Do you grab the stowed a first or your change? What a question I not it's been so long since I've gone to grab the soda first. And then I go back, and I grabbed the chair number like these small contains you gotta go on with two fingers, and you gotta scoop amount out, and it's just in excess pool of germ. Honestly when I was sixty five cents. I would just leave the change in. Fifty cents. I gotta grab the two quarters because that's easy. But if it's sixty five cents thing that I'm getting thirty five cents back. We're any of these things interesting to you before you had to create content member you. Did you talk about these things you remember like the bottle machines that for a short time they had like a little shelf almost that was shaped like a coke. And then that would like open out and you'd like grab it and make it easier than sometimes it gets stuck and you have to stick your hand that was a whole hassle. I hated that. You know, what I saw in winwood was credit card. I saw cigarette machines that they've like repurpose and you pay with a credit card, and I was shocked. I didn't think I've c- cigarette machines ever again in my life. It's probably been like twenty thirty one on thirty years. But it's probably been like ten years since I've seen one, and I figure it and cigar girls here at the Cleveland or don't they all? Those are all over machine with the even older. Right. Isn't that more of a dated concepts the GAAS cigarette? I think it's a wonderful concept here at the fun lovely cleave. I'm not saying it sounds like it sounds like you haven't probably. I have a problem with cigarettes. So no one's gonna answer. My question. Gee much. I grabbed the coke first. And then I grabbed coke goes change virtual Pepsi. I that's what I do. I leave the change in there for the next. Consumer. Thanks. Thank you. Chris. Not for the great topic. This is actually what you guys just said just go with it off top of my head. Do you guys ever do that thing where you buy like pay it forward at a drive through? No like. Like, I'm familiar with the concept. They do it mostly at Starbucks. You pay the next person in the drive through and you pay your who you are. I hate it. I don't trust it. I don't like it. What you think the employees will take the money or something? I don't think there's any way to verify the near always leaving more money than you would have paid. What if the person behind me is like, oh, I gotta go in there. I got a little tall. Mocha Frappuccino whip. Right. Like, four bucks. Whatever it is. Right. And the person behind me is like a family of seventeen they orders sandwiches. Then you've done. It'd be better off just by something and be able to do that. Sorry. That's not going to happen. I'm going to pay for my drink. And that's it. Jerk move to like kind of wait there for the thank you like you pay for the person behind you, and you pull it out, and then you had to just parked there. And wait for them to that defeats the purpose completely. But you know, I want us to be anonymous. You're also like making sure that the Starbucks people. Do what you said like you're watching out for what Billy's talking about. I'm not saying I'm not accusing Starbucks people of anything just let's get that out of the way right now. And that's not what I'm saying. I am ROY. You're looking at me like you want to judge me. I'm not judging. This is your face already. Oh, we have stop top. I had. I got another note. He all right. All right. Izzy. I'm giving you ten half court shots. Okay. If you make one I'll give you two billion dollars. If you miss all of them, you have to go to jail for two years. Are you taking the shot app? Absolutely absolutely really I can make one out of ten half court shots. And you said two billion billion. I mean, I'll even negotiate with you and turn that into two million. No two years in jail. No, no, there's no that's fine. Two billion two years. Two years of my life is not easy. Not that long. Are you guys shooting that shot? No, no, see, I'm mom in like, I don't know. They might not be confident in their half court shot. I like you. I think I could get it close. I'm not saying I still not Jimmy. About the risk reward on this two billion dollars. I mean, it you should go online. There's these weird not these really interesting little nuggets of the difference between like a million and a billion people here billion dollars. They don't realize what kind of money that is you're talking two billion dollars for two years of my life done. And also, I think jail will be easy for you. Because people ask you, what are you in for and? Oh, yeah. And everyone's just years practicing half court shots out in the yard. And then when I get out I'll just be an expert at it. And I don't think. Halftime. I don't think they leave you alone. I think they say, oh, you disrespect what this place is. You think you could just come here for two years? Boom punch right in the face. I think I can hold my own for two years must you put me in just the worst kind of prison. How about this? You have to go to odds if you see the. I think you just want to go to the yard and just start pumping iron. That's what I think. I mean, that's the first place. I would go. Yeah. I don't think jail is glamorous place. You're painting it out to be MAC. I don't think people earned for the day of Golan. They know that like. You know, all the amazing photos. You would take in a prison yard think about your take the photos in prison. Think about your reckless would yet to see a photo album of people negotiate to get like rats and whatnot in there. I'm just getting a little camera. Think about a dog the orange jumpsuit tied around the waist height around the way. Healing that is that Russie bench. No, guys, prisons, not fun. But the photo shoot is. Now, I've seen is. I mean, they got the nice little rooms with the glass doors. I mean, you can just kind of stay in there. If you want to just avoid out, a BC or you can just have crazy solitary. How about a solitary for two years that bad guys totally overvaluing freedom. I think your dollar value billion dollars for shot that Dwayne Wade made yesterday. That's the only way. Yeah. Come on. You guys. The same thing. Yeah. Between weeds older now. Are you telling me I can't practice practice going into it two billion dollars? I'm with I'm with you. And you, and I if we go to jail will be run in the giant. If you went to prison doing a radio show from prison, and they'll love it. They don't have radio shows in prison that you brought we will start at Billy. We'll go like we'll take our lunch trays of I like time in the mess. Hall will slam the trays down we'll step on the table. And we say, hey, new sheriff in town. We're running to join now this is all who's cow. You cannot have my corn bread. You see here. If I have any more news, we do that. We we do. What castor Troy or what Sean Archer did while he was wearing Castro choice face? He went to that high level MAC security prison, and then he took the tray, and he smacked it across the face of the biggest toughest guy there. Everybody knew. Hey, don't mess with castor. Troy, nNcholas cage. College story was also in the prison in polish. Roy was like brewed this is this. Brew. I'm a little disturbed by your nNcholas cage movie. Now, did you see the newest movie that he's agreed to sorry? He's in a new movie. Okay. Pay off his bets debts, rather a new I know this isn't a noti can be a Mody. All right. So I saw this report on Twitter that nNcholas cage is agreed to sir movie. I think the movie's called jujitsu and the premise is he fights in alien comes to earth every six years. Vacation plan six years. So there for that. It's an alien that comes every six years the movie's called jujitsu. So I'm led to believe that nNcholas cage is preferred fighting sellers June. And he just jujitsu against an alien that has a timeshare but every six years every six years the Olympics. Exactly. All right. Let me see if I have anymore, not Stu gods. Would you go to prison for two years? Or would you take a half court shot? So here's here's the thing. Consequently. Is that a plea that can jump out right now because I think he'll serve just to protect himself from future jail. I'm giving you ten half court shots ten two years now. No jail time. If I promise you right now, you can take two years just very lean Slade, whatever it is that you're hiding. Whatever's skeletons you have Langas Lee deal, man. I'm in a good deal. And he sort of tax evasion. Fraudulent business to get salted attorney, Mike Verdy agreed to. All right now. Here's the original couple years is the original noti, the original not is I give you ten half court shots, you make one of them. I'll give you two billion dollars billion with a B. You you miss all them. You have to go to jail jail for two years. Such an easy. Two years. Isn't the only one that thinks is easy. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You gotta make one out of ten half court shot one out of ten for two million dollars, and you can practice think about all the memories, you're gonna miss in two years in jail from your kids. Right. Ten shots. Think about all the time. You don't have to spend with rage. And I have like half a million waiting for me when I get out of hope on. I get. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's it's doing this. I can make one more than show is how about that. Oh, jeez. You're giving me four million. So you watch him you billion for every half court shot. I make I think I'm coming out with five billion. And there will be no prison involved in Oprah's from half court. Give me a billion for every shot. I make you can do in particular doing this without the billion or the prison doing doing ten half court shots, a PC who makes the most I'm down for that. I'm good at this. That doesn't stakes involved. The stakes are everything stakes. It's a pest if there's no money no jail time Billy's right when or shots. Commit a crime and gonna do it. We'll come up with me, you know. So you probably don't I gotta hit one. I know Chris we're talking about a billion dollars a jail billion billion. But you're B M O. See man, you're Mr. athlete, you gonna make a half court. He also has several off shore holdings. Good point and prisons, a good place to be you'll be saying, I think I would do that deal. Yeah. I would I think I could hit one out of ten half court shot. Does what do you think Abby would say like? She would she would hoping he misses she'd say take the shots and rugged somehow. So I do miss them. All. The basket shake. Yeah. I'm in this indoor or outdoor. That's gotta be a great way to double rates got me. They controlled environment. I mean, if you're facing jail time right pick because I'd like one of those outdoor hoops with a little give because it's a lot easier to make a long distance shoot outdoor. What about wind? Well, you know, what let's do it from the yard that way. I can go right in and start serving my timing. Mmediately? I think they have triple rims in the yard. What is it triple rim? You haven't really played in the park. Oh, dude. Ripple shave linked the pound try to get a rebound off of a triple rim. Try to judge the bounce off of that. What's the next note anymore note, he's rifling through your guts? It is a great quite done the perfect baked potato. What do we've done dipping frost risk noti? I got hito by Danka late on you. Bites on your ankles, because we did I think we did the thing where we were debating what was worse stubbing your toe, or what was the other thing? It was stubbing your radio your tongue or biting your tongue or stubbing your toe. Mosquito bite on the ankle is up there with my that's the not there. I've got this thing here notice this is TMI. But I've got this weird. I'm I'm going to call it a stress rash. Because I have no idea where it's coming from. And it's just like in random places like up on my shoulders, or what have you? And I don't care where it is. Itching is the worst thing in the world having being itchy overnight. It's like you can't you can't sleep. It's the worst one on you scratch it and it super satisfying. But then you have to keep going respect to notice busy. So when someone starts a sentence with TMI, you don't want them to go on right? Never a good. Actually that wasn't that bad. Like, that's that will. You said something about a rash. Anywhere, private right? That was in your he's regime that was off the top of my head. That was off the top of my head. I'm I'm I'm rifling through here. You know, one of the most underrated feelings ever is scratching Goodrich. I really do. That's true. Right. Yeah. Beating one of life's simple pleasures. It really is. Ratchet niche people that won't let you merge the worst. We've we've done that one. We've done that known. You cross out the note, he's. You really has it. Christie's reading his Modi's right now very Jackson photo removed from. Pressroom? I think we're good data thing was over. Naseem success? Wait, what was by debut credible? Ninety from the berry Jackson section. There's a section on these. Okay. South Florida legend, she got you were here patiently waiting silently as we are takeaways from last night's big heat Spurs game only fourth win in San Antonio franchise history. The Miami Heat are starting to peak at the right time twain weight is your boy gin last night's saves a game from slipping away your thoughts is the Miami Heat start playing their best basketball headed into what looks like the postseason. I mean who who are they going to face in the was it looked like right now in terms of who they are going to face. I ran they could finish anywhere between six and nine. Nice. I think six is a realistic hope that you can have as a fan right now. They're an eighth they're chasing. The nets have got a game on them. The final game of the season is at Brooklyn. Would you want the box raptors or or Sixers? I think you're about the find out I play the books on Friday at Milwaukee without brogden without merit it. And if they can keep on this role and went up there. They're going to be filling themselves my good. Would you rather face? I think I'd rather have the bucks right now based on everything that's going on. I think out of all those seams. I'd I'd wanna face Toronto. The least they have the play-off experience. I just don't like we match up against them. So I would go right now without brogden Romero Tich. I I'd want the bucks which is weird because I would fancy them to I would fancy them to win the the east if they were fully healthy. But we don't think he could win a a series here really against the beat up team with expectations that hasn't faced those before maybe made him. I know they can't beat the rap and when. Series is when the series is going on. Absolutely. You're going to hear how they can beat that team. Right. I mean, that's that's. Yeah. That's what we do is the fun hope of the postseason. Look if we're not gonna tank for it might as well give me that hope when this whole me be irrational about this team's chances and have like a an incredible sendoff for one of the game's greatest players. I'm always gonna go down with the way, man. I'm watching these last few games. I've been watching them more because it's starting to hit me that he's going away. And I don't want him to go away because due to not be retiring. Dudes got plenty left. Oh, much left. He's he's he's the teams best player. He certainly the player on this team you trust the most it's going to suck without him. Oh, that's so much feel like he's got like the range on your gas tank. He's got like one hundred and two miles left. You thought about it coming back? Yeah. I think he played a big three. I oh, he's not going to do that. He's going to go to China now. No, it's going to be in the big three Esau traumas is he's playing in Italy right now he's entered their draft. I saw as big names over there must have got to come. Come into our advantage. Wakefield I have a lacrosse mitzvah.

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Weekly Zeitgeist 92 (Best of 9/9/19-9/13/19)

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Weekly Zeitgeist 92 (Best of 9/9/19-9/13/19)

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I like it to to be a secret my secret documentary. I only know about and I know that I'm not the only one who knows about it but but I know that if everybody knew about it it would cause you know people would really go crazy right these crime their legal this rioting in the streets there'd be like shirts and stuff. I think and with a about this documentary but the documentary is called Devil at your heels. Okay it's called Devil at your heels and it's on Youtube. Okay and it has like all the great documentary. It has like a hundred thousand views or something like that but it should have. It should have a billion view. What is it. It is okay so is it. It's not about big okay okay. It's about a guy named Ken. Carter and Ken Carter was known as the Mad Canadian and he was a stunt man and he started out as a ramp boy. Oy In when he was a kid dropped out of school to be a ramp boy which is talk about me being born at the wrong time my right Andrea rampal ransom extinct job. There's no job boards or ramp boy. Just a guy who setups ramps like a dropout Haram First Joe for evil knievel. Yes I've got a it can be a rant. Men like just not as many ramps being almonds ballboy. Bowman is a designer but I think ramp yep boy for how important ramp is to someone's performance. You would want to treat them with respect because Abe oh boy they're treating this way in nineteen seventy six in Canada. You could say like I'm dropping out of school in your teachers like what he got set up. You're probably going to be on the street and he's like I got a job set up as Rambo and they're like all right. Gosh uh-huh Shit now. That's not something you can say probably came with a pension to ask so he is so I was watching a buzzfeed or a mash aboard or I don't know what it was some kind of thing where they do top ten lists you know like top ten car jumps yes and there is a clip of a Lincoln continental a Yellow Lincoln continental finally heavy car trying to jump over what he does is he tries to jump over the Saint Lawrence seaway which is a mile wide in a a yellow Lincoln continental with wings on it and he had in the documentary series team. He had the best best the engine builders. He had a guy on camera. That's like an engineer saying that he was once he was in the air. WHO's GONNA be able to fly the car with the wings. Oh no research physicists was like yes I've designed to so he should be able to steer it in the air and on and there's no plan for the landing really except he he plans he's going to land in a bunch roses and they say what about these trees. Are you worried about the trees and they said No. We'll be careful the not not knocked down trees and they they weren't saying you know what I mean. He talks along there. Were like aren't you worried about. The trees will be very careful with tree right. Make sure not steer into the Ken Carter is one of the most inspiring not that smart people in the world and he he will make you so because he's so confident and he's really it doesn't have a whole lot of charisma. He breaks his legs over and over again. He's constantly on crutches. He says stuff like I'm standing on the threshold of Life Life when he's when he's not when he's like forty eight and he also sentence okay he said I grew up in this poor area but I grew up in. I'm a I'm a what does he say beautiful beautiful physical specimen something like that but he's not at all he's like he's limping and it's a very inspiring documentary. My favorite part is I don't want to give it away. 'cause there's a twist ending he does no he does. He died later died in a rocket car accidents that you can find on. There's also watch video wash did you diner can watch that on Youtube to as a twist ending. We won't spoil the twist Donnie. I won't spoil but I will say that the jump does not go well at all like not and so when I first showed it to my brother. This is my favorite thing because it's like okay so they build this hundred foot ramp and like a mile long runway. I mean he had funding grants going to be on wide world of sports. Evil can evils in the documentary. He comes and checks out the jump and says that he looking good looking. He says that well. He says he knows it's going to be our wide world of sports so he can't trash the jump totally because they they ended up not televising it right but he thinks it might be televised so he's actually actually like this a terrible idea but he has to be like but it if it if it does happen. It'll be the greatest daredevil jump in history but he he tells Ken that there's no margin of you said you got no room for error right but it's like there's nothing but he has plenty of room for error like the whole area off. The rails Alfred everything past. The ramp is room for error rate so my brother watches what happens which I don't have to. It doesn't ruin it to say that car shreds goes off the ramp and it shreds yeah. I mean 'cause it's going. It's a rocket car. It's going like three hundred four hundred miles an hour. They've done nothing to modify the car to make better at this. They just strap a rocket to us now. That's the thing it's actually really interesting about. It is the whole documentary they have have interviews with like competent or seemingly competent competent like engineers who are saying that this is going to go well but the whole time you're like how could go well and it's made of the body of the cars made of fiberglass which is the reason it shreds. which is I guess the reason they thought that would maybe flyer? I don't know but my brother watched it shred and he said he didn't have any context at the time I was. It's just like checkout this car jump on Mashal or whatever and he said what didn't happen. That was supposed to have the this is the best about this looks like an accident. Really is a fair question but I must drive that thing in the air. He was gonNA land it right. He's going to be careful not to break any of the trees so he so why roll this Anyway Evil Evil Knievel's in it it's great he's wearing a cream colored outfit and he comes out of a cream colored. Cadillac and tells evil knievel tells yes Intel's Ken Carter. Who you know Ken Car Looks Up to Evil Ray an eagles like you're crazy. He still likes I. He hits he hits. He has is a rolled up like like brochure or something in his hand probably seventy eight their brochures everywhere yeah he hits he he like. He hit Ken Carter. He's like I'll tell you what buddy and like you could tell well. That was the best moment of Ken Carter's lung hit him with that piece of paper because he was like listen buddy around be careful. There's no room for Ray and he was like husband rain. It's been rating 'cause that's. What Ken Carter was like. We're going to do it though we gotta do it but it's been raining. That's the thing evil. It's been raining so much rain. He's like yeah well. You're not ready so Ken Carter's just like we're still going to do it. Ken Carter ends up dying years later. The end of the documentary is not Ken Carter Dying. It's much more interesting ending and anyway. This guy is is one of my favorite people can Carter. He's a he's a he. He tries to tries. It drives a dragster. He can't get the dragster because he's too fat. He Go- He tests. He's trying to pull Geez. You know getting ready for the jump. He he goes up in a in a by plane the Knicks or something that will he throws up and he's real embarrassed about it man. He has oppressed tell evil here's a press conference in like Ramada Inn bouncing the jumps delayed. That is ah one of the greatest pieces of footage ever shot. It's nine hundred seventy eight in Canada and I mean there's just you can barely there's so what smoke in that room you can barely see. Ken Carter announcing that the jump is delayed because everyone in there smoking cigarettes everybody yeah everyone's drunk for some reason this yes. I got buffet for the Ken. Carter joked delay announcement speaking of the the ramp boy being inadequate to the job. The jump that ended up killing him had to be delayed when he first attempted because the start off ramp collapsed under his car when he drove up yeah you can see it. It's you can go on there and see it and there's a whole bunch of people who've like found the car and you know he's got like a little call to people but I just gotTa say if you want a midnight movie. movie for you guys is to watch when a midnight movie movie to watch when you're stoned. If I was in high school and college I would just to watch this movie every night. I would never left the college so you you weren't encouraging highschool schoolhouse studying and then as soon as I college I watched documentary stone but my friends watched the a team every day and they put on a red light and called it condition red. They're all stone. They all how they're doing not well. The with the people think is true of this that you think that you probably had such a hard time coming up with these you you of his are absurd You probably think I'm looking at Anna Anna. You probably think that you can't watch the curse folk island if you don't have cable she's been saying that all week. Actually all I watch people do archaeology type stuff on on Youtube Youtube right so so curse of Oak Island. Do you know that show on the history channel. You don't know that show no. I should have done that as my big one. Then oh man I still so go on go. Watch the devil at your heels anyway but God he should have. We should have talked about curse of Oak Island. Oak Island is a island off the coast of Nova Scotia in dumb the late seventeen hundreds of kids out there playing and they found an area where it looks like it'd been dug up and they dug dug down and they dug in they found a stone with a bunch of markings on it and they found sounded like a bunch of platforms every twenty feet. There's a platform of like a coconut fibre and wasn't native to the area and then they realized that they think there were drains that had been created on the beach that was so if you got down to a certain level of digging it would fill the water fill the pit with water ocean water her so anyway these guys these who her. I'd heard about that story when I was since I was a grade school about this Oak Island and they people digging down but the water would come in come in and and destroy the show so is the design was in order to flood any hold that somebody tried to dig it. was there guarding something yeah so. It was like like pretty elaborate so I've read about it. People have been trying to find it ever since the early eighteen hundreds and the people have died. Lots people have died because the because the shafts keep collapsing they build these hundred hundred foot deep shafts in that some guys died from from fumes from using a pump down there like six people died at once. I think are four people died at once like I'm a father and his son her. Some father dragged his son into this treasure hunting business and we're gonNA find this whole dot any both die from a pump pump from pump fumes and one hundred yeah. I should have known you were going to do this to me. Dad with your nickname pump fumes so pumped hume James pump fumes only way these guys rick and Marty La- Geena have a show on the history channel and there are two brothers that are trying to find the damn oak except they have big money behind him they've got drills and cranes and but they still haven't found much and so we can see this. It's on cable. It's a great show off. I love it. It's so funny. It's great because Rickel Geena is the dreamer and Marlena his brother realist these break. The gene is like the sex symbol Roemer clearly a sex symbol like I have a crush on Geena running neck and neck with Nikola White Mudlark ray for yeah yea for treasure hunters. I WANNA fuck yeah so so anyway. The show is great but here's the better part of it is that I I don't have cable so so I have to watch on. I have to go on Youtube and watch but now it's even better they scramble the episodes like so the algorithm yeah so it's like a nonsense version of the episode of which I Still Watch. I've watched every episode of the show on Youtube where they've chopped the edit so like the algorithm can't recognize it because the algorithm will be like bootleg algorithm. We'll be like this looks a lot like a bootleg right of our show that we should take off youtube but it's also gibberish. Ri- right so it's like they cut the video doesn't match the audio and you have to watch it like that and this is a pleasurable. I liked that show so much your like Fif- fucking watch it on that scramble a Lotta Times. You'll see them do stuff like only show you like seventy percent of the image speed up the I've seen couldn't take that yeah I couldn't handle. This sounds different. fucks me up. This is what I like this one. The images are all wrong but the audio so anyway if you you guys want a cat and by the way curse Vogue Island I think is heating up. I think bigger gonNA find something yet. There have been six seasons treasure. Hunting is so much fun to watch. This is a tribute view to me and making sense of lifestyle is that they've had six seasons or seven seasons. They haven't found a damn thing so would that they think might've from his ship. I would say your appetite for watching people pulled just junk out of mud is higher than many a a listener possible yeah but he converts a lot of people aren't game Is You know for for new listeners checkout mud logging checkout charging is like the Thames River I've talked about this particular episode. Just London is a two thousand year old city. They've been thrown own stuff in the river for two thousand years and you go down there in the low tide because the Thames is connected to the ocean and you and you go down there and just dig through the mud and you find everything think from Roman helmets to of cell phones from yesterday. What is do you think is overrated cards against humanity. We'll get high love comedy and I love Games. I just hosted game night at my home last night. You guys did not attend. I realize I also invite you saw go ahead. We on the Graham was a we happy in the future it usually hosting every other week and you would probably be happy to have you back on this podcast. Once that happens I already had him at all on my podcast miles. We don't want to reveal the dirty underbelly under belly that we use our podcast. Get again part and state. Should I have to let you win. I I know people again so I love Games. I love comedy and I cannot stand cards against humanity and I and even more so I cannot stand people posting photos of funny combinations that came up. It's it's pretty much twenty twelve well but I I love class. I play a lot of games from the eighties and their release thousands. I've no judgment on that I just find it completely UN on creative and unfunny and when people post something of like look at this crazy combination of things it's like yeah that would happen because those things are already pre-printed manufactured appeared and eventually those combinations comedian. It doesn't mean that your clever for having selected them and it's based on apples to apples which is a great game that you can play with with kids or with with the elderly on my cards against humanity yeah but at least with apples to apples. You're you're learning a little something about what the certain topics are but you also you also get some insight into the people that you're playing with like Oh. I think that person would choose that combination of things and for cards against humanity. There's none of that. It's it's the random guessing I will say I agree with you factured outrage. I think there is something though like when you're playing cards you do have to predict like based on their sense of humor. It's like I could put something. That's witty because I based on the person who's picking or something. That's just completely absurd. I'm not saying that I don't I just Wayne. It's more it's more about like outright being the the craziest Wacky Est.. I just think it loses. Its excitement after you play the first time I am the only other times I've enjoyed playing. It has been like Nick. I've been sober then the then. The card is played one chainsaws for arms or whatever that God is love that one no it's like play at once be amazed like oh my gosh. This thing is so outrageous and they put it in print. Wow that's kind of weird I see something so outrageous and print and then and then they need all those modifier decks now began to think people at certain point. It's like right. You said the pope likes to jerk off on an old foot or whatever the weird Combo is how how on and on we come on. I mean I'd rather play scattered worse Copa. So Holy Yeah exactly why would he you mean. Let me let me explain why it's a yeah. I mean apples. Apples is a fun game but not enough a pope. What is a good good coming. Good comedy game to you. Hope coat connoisseur. I like regular games where it ended up being funny because people are under pressure and doing so free pictionary is always fun any celebrities favorite Games Balderdash you can at least be witty and clever in how you can get people to to guess fake definitions of things things. I like those kinds of things but also I have fun playing either. There's also just not much very conversational about that game also you you. You're waiting for someone to play something. They play the wacky thing you make a statement about like Oh. That's so crazy and then you move onto the next thing I it doesn't. It doesn't allow conversation. It does allow being amazed at how crazy those combinations Dr. I'm not very tapped into the game world unless it's on console but like there was a version of charades where it started off as just sort of acting something out but as has each round got harder. There's like the same twenty things people had to act out yeah but you had less and less ability to actually emotive or gesture so like I you would actually do you know proper acted out then you could only just use your face off and then as it got one of the more extreme rounds as you put a sheet over yourself and then you try and act it out with a sheet over you and that was kind of funny because you began to just pick up on like micro movements that range it was just one answer. I you know I I play that wants to good at celebrity or too comfortable in a sheet. Let go come out from under and they're naked. Never played a game of celebrity that didn't include people like laughing their ass each other themselves until I overturned the table and and then and you're like I don't less laughter all right guys. Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back. Let me tell you about Pete who loved hockey and always wanted to play in the NHL Pete played since he was three and begged his mom to let stay on the ice by some nights he even slept in his hockey skates. Pete practiced and practiced until one day when he was forty seven. Pete realized he just wasn't that good so he threw his skates in the trash but then you heard how Geico proud partner of the NHL good save money on car insurance so he switched and saved a bunch so it all worked out and we're back. Let's talk about clowns scary clown's phobic no not at all. I don't really have racist yeah. I I have been have been interested in in looking at the old. TV from the fifties like clowns were breakfast cereal mass guy yeah and loved them teams very strange to me because they say they do seem like scary like inherently not like a thing that children would like what someone who is painted themselves to convey an emotion they might not be experiencing underneath right and was it is they can't be trusted in their disgusting dangerous side and I mean that kind of is the general role. Take is It seems like people are like fuck. Clowns clowns are scary so it's not super surprising but it is interesting to me that they're still so those salient that chapter two was set the record for biggest. September opening and biggest horror movie opening outpaced taste only by chapter one and then also the Venice Film Festival gave out its awards at the end of the festival and the Golden Lion Ryan which has been given two movies like Rosh Amman brokeback mountain Roma went to the joker movie joker which pretty wild it's it's pretty big departure for book movie to get the Award even though this is apparently less comic book movie than like taxi driver influenced character her study but clowns are still a powerful symbol. Apparently I don't know why is it because there's like a generation of us. who absolutely did not like clowns like? I feel like baby boomers like my dad. I've seen like photos of his room as a kid and there was like clowns shit yeah like I remember my grandparents house. They would have some clowns shit up. This is fucking yeah. No my grandma collected clan right and then like maybe maybe then our parents weren't so into the clowns owns the now. We're like full-on like you're fucked up and weird yeah like I don't know if it's is it is it a the passage of time is purely because we are or maybe were introduced just two more examples of clowns being like possibly weird like John Wayne Gracie art or lay yeah. It does seem like a it's tapping into in two. Maybe something like it's just such a break from the past like how I inherently responded found versus. How like my grandmother? Grandma collected them and thought they were cute. Little ceramic clown minority. I find clowns neither scary nor entertaining kind of their right and it's not yeah. I don't necessarily like get upset at the clown but I'm also like I'm like okay fine why I've know people who are like Cobra phobic right and I fucked up around them because I didn't take it seriously right yeah because he's shown like a wild montage clowns cut into it unexpectedly and you know I'm sorry you gotta come scare from a from I did from co worker and I had to apologize soon realized what had happened like in a way to me. I didn't take it serious. I'm like yeah. You're doing doing that thing where like culturally you clowns like Oh. No you have a full on fo yeah. Take People's Phobia seriously you know earlier times. I've done that too. I once I had a friend in college who was had a visceral reaction the word cotton balls and I was like Oh yeah right and send a bunch of times and she was like really really fucked up anyways. We're just called to horrible. Yes podcast doc cast it. It's still like wise the joker the character that has brought out some of the best performances in film like it's. It's just interesting to me that like a clown bad guy would be the the character that draws these you know iconic performances out when that as a cultural symbol has become sort of a relevant or maybe it's just been co opted by you know symbolically. I think it really sums up up like the waning influence of white men in America yeah. That's just general clown right like the most of the time this character is an impotent man. Ray Who isn't achieving at the rate of the other men around him ray and then puts on a face to obscure that inner failure ran down in cell the clown and then resorts to again. I talk about this all the time when you are you feel powerless the next if you cannot create then you will destroy and that's the next way you can feel potent tint is by saying Wolf. I can't build the things I want. I can destroy the things around me with great. Effectiveness is another joker does so I don't know there's like you know there's there's many layers. I think what the joke that was pretty those great analysis. I just think it's because they're cute yeah. He's got a red nose at but also to but you know shadow to clowns to. I recently saw like clowning. Show L. Like proper French clowning. That's that's that really isn't art form. I think if people got in touch with that style of conning we would maybe we respect our clouds baskets was a good show is it is it actually actually a funny. The French claiming that you saw is it just because they all have different emotions so there are ones I. It was more impressive to me as performance. That's what the what the clowns can symbolize in. You know the facets of our humanity. Well Shit Man. That sounds pretty weird anyway. You should go. What is something that is overrated. I think overrated is is is this idea of of of thinking like Oh people are are are are soft now in that and and you know we can't take Dave Chapelle special because like I was thinking about this a lot when when it was in the height and you know I saw like okay yeah you know their stuff. I light stuff. I didn't but like this Super Lake martyrdom performance. That's been going on online where it's like. You know that people were like picketing picketing. Andrew dice clay shows like so like that compared to someone saying oh that's kind of shitty on twitter is nothing. Can you imagine trying to walk into your showing yet to walk across a picket line. That is not happening. The I think that negates two ideas one that is a new softening of society and to Oh. That's just so bad like cool yeah. You know that's just you freedom of speech. Not Freedom of constantly I mean softening of society is a way to not actually accept that society society might be progressing getting software just the same thing when old heads in like you know music or some are fuel that they they are the things they like are being dated and people have moved on from it the they try and push this idea of like. Oh music sucks trash. It's like well. The people making big money as seems their shows are still packed so maybe maybe it's not trashing just not for you right like. I can kinda trying to see the argument from the left because they're like well. The left has traditionally been about completely free speech and like opening like just saying whatever the fuck we want but people on the right being like man you guys just try and censor speech when the right has been like the most host all about censoring like from Jump Street and like all along that they would then act like this is something new that they would never be a part of it was so funny because like because I've follow Hassan Ali from the young Turks and he was is recently under fire because he was cracking jokes on Dan Crenshaw and his lack of an eye and depth perception and and I remember like you know the right. How could you do could you and then those same people the same people are like. Oh you WANNA be mad about some jokes from Dave Chapelle. You just haven't finished escaping your mouth from liked dragging on Fox News debate actor. He's coming after the guy who's my hand guns out. They never know anyway. I was with Davidson claimed him so Let's talk about Hasbro's new monopoly addition yeah because monopoly happily socialism was so funny where they like shit on a laser focused she sharing things and now they I have decided to take a crack at a feminism it seems like with Miss Monopoly. Oh Watch out girl with a nice is young woman holding a couple of star what could only be presumed to be like starbucks coffee red hand on her hip and its first of all who is MS monopoly. She is Mr Monopoly's. I believe niece and assassinate Investment Guru here to update a few things. It's about time now when you look into it though this this is obviously just a cynical cash grab for people who are maybe dumb enough to think that this is meant to like be an empowering edition of monopoly they made her a niece they crawley a celebration of women entrepreneurs and inventors in it female players start the game with more money than men and also collect more when passing what the front cover declares it quote the first game where women make more than men yes queen. I mean it's true. The pay gap is very real but like what a flippant way to deal with it also like isn't monopoly the idea behind actual monopoly is like this is how it is out there guys uh this is supposed to mimic actual capitalism and to mimic actual capitalism. They're giving women like a leg up like that. It just seems like it's I don't. I don't know how that's supposed to feel empowering yeah especially because like miss monopolies from generational wealth obviously well. She's a niece. You don't know how Mr monopolies brother did. He could be a deadbeat. That's true I mean maybe she inherited from from him could be like that kid in succession who is like vomiting and his animal suit metro season and then somehow how got swept up in the company but the way they keep going on is dude a fun a new take on the game a world where women have an advantage often enjoyed by men okay okay then it says although the company adds that if men play their cards right they can make money too great players rather than purchasing properties will quote invest in inventions created by women things like Wifi and chocolate chip cookies amazing what that is in this was invented by the Hasbro borough fucking talks broke It's on the front of the box. It says without women we wouldn't have wifi or chocolate chip cookies way to like send just full u-turn. I'm like Oh don't Wifi anchovies goodies. You want your your head to fully fall off please so they're one of the new tokens you can play with a race car whatever this one has a watch okay okay but Hasbro's Jen Buzz Wing Ka Baas winkle told USA Today this is because it's about time for some changes that Ah I think that conveys that message area layers as it all. This is just be like rather miss. Monopolies should be like man lists birth. Yeah or a man have died because they're useless fragile thing. I performed the monopoly yeah yeah they again. Dan You know cash grabs. Holler truly got his. You're really at a loss for words. I the chocolate chip. Dang really fucked you cookie like like the that's the thing they keep coming back to chocolate chip cookies as like yeah. Women can invent things they can bake a neat. One should be a Wisc.. Let people think that women are actually capable of creating things WIFI. Bring it back a little bit. TAMPA COOKIES WI FI thing and auto show cookie totally just obscure like the also that by the way the CEO of Wi Fi. You're they invest in just hated it so much. It's like so patronizing already. I've failed. Hey Look Hasbro. y'All fucking stop. It is not yeah which is the black lives matter monopoly. Oh my God yeah white people get less money than black people and when they go to jail like yeah I guarantee you that has been at some point pitched. Oh Shit got right. Yeah imagine what the discard discard pile is ideas in those fucking meeting. Oh my God I can't actually i. It pains me think of what things I mean again. Every day. What Kinda Shit that set out in these board rooms or even advertising agencies but like if we got miss monopoly and they'd be made socialism monopoly that were such fucking bizarre offer bad takes on things what what didn't make it through the filter and who did they test these two. Did they bring people in that. They're like how would you feel about. Miss Monopoly or a Mrs is monopoly or a you know yeah. I'm surprised like this one you can play with a new token de biological clock ticking right and they you have to turn on an actual ticking clock while you're going around and that's like. Oh you got to successful up calmed down. We're shutting the timer off. She can't be self made asked to be related to Mr Monopoly. I guess what in there like in the expanded universe of monopoly this unbelievable tiny guy we like we needed to think that he had a niece and did they make it a niece so it didn't seem like to like there wasn't that much nepotism involved or maybe just so that they had the same last name monopoly you know right because they didn't want to make his younger wife. Let's talk about faceoff guys. This is one one of the most preposterous premises for a movie that has ever ended up being good in my opinion yeah yeah John and it's it's it's a bad movie because of how ridiculous it is but it's still it's like a great potholes are gigantic. Do I mean the idea that you're like okay man. You'RE GONNA go undercover just with this dudes face not even your body. You got the same motherfucking body. It's your face brand like. You're supposed to also down like there's no information about emotional relationships aside from maybe like what you glean off a piece of paper and you just become this person yeah. Also that voice changing thing. They put on his throat yeah. That's the one technology I remember yeah right so I mean so they're gonNA recast this this. I mean the thing that made it work was it was Nicholas Cage and John Travolta at the top of their game and I thought they did pretty good job like imitating each other and castor. Troy was a good character way imitating each other you mean so when Travolta became casher Troy Ray that he he did a good version of Nicholas cage is castor troy. Yeah ooh predicament yeah okay yeah. I mean it's like an acting acting exercise. It's like that. That's kind of what's cool about it. I would love to see a deep dive comparing them like you know. Travolta really nailed these right. You'll secrecy is about his performance. Yeah Yeah like I wonder how much communication there was between them because they're both huge stars like. I wonder how much he was like so I'm doing this. This is my like a little hand gesture that doing or if they I just looked at each other scenes right how they did it but anyway they're gonNa try and recast it. I think it should be the rock and and Nicholas Cage again just yes. I ran back Nicholas Cage. I think should be for whatever reason is kind of. I kind of need them there yeah yeah but if you're going off of people who were like fucking crushing this year you got like. I Guess Chris Evans and Dwayne Johnson Yeah Yeah Yeah like would be one or look my I said look. Let's get it done with Jeremy Renner and Jackie Chan just give the people what what they want apparently had a big year twenty nineteen. I did not know that didn't really yeah and I was just searching like highest grossing actors because I was like you know because in my mind that was sort of the Perry Eh face off the original one. I'm like it's sort of the natural who was making the Sh- money this year actually well number one is Samuel Jackson so Samuel Jackson in the Rock Iraq or one and two for highest grossing. Wow I think two thousand nineteen because of the vendors movies yeah he was in adventures Captain Marvel Marvel Spiderman far from I'm home. I mean this dude is he's all the marvel. They should do like a five person face off with all the Chris's just I'm Chris Evans Chris Hemsworth Pratt. Yeah obviously Chris Paul the Chris Paul would be great. I mean fuck it. Let's just keep one of one of the worst actors in the history of commercial actual what if it was Benicio and Nicholas Cage that on you fucking touch they both have that same aging kind of the same way they already have fucked masks off so well yeah. I mean that's the one issue that I see is when it first came out like the idea of a face transplant was far enough off that early like you know it hasn't been done so we're like could that be done but now they've done face transplants like you've seen the pictures of what they look like they don't. They're not like seamless six ten yeah yeah. I mean honestly you actually like I saw a picture of the French woman who was the first successful face transplant and she looks really really good like now like the face has like sort of adjusted a little bit but it's still like now that we know what a face transplant it looks like and that it takes years for like things to set right am for your body to like not fully reject it. They don't just lay it on and then a laser. This goes are put a little microchip on my tell that the different persons Dick she's he's also. Maybe they have very similar. Dick's yeah. That's really the deep dive. We need to do right. I mean you know this would be a great podcast where you you dive into the the realities of films and really try and find. There's a there's a scene. I never made the cut where his wife goes. When did you get circumcised. I'm just pulling it back all right. We're GONNA take take a quick break. We'll be right back. My Name is Dan Shapiro and I'm the host of family secrets a podcast about the secrets kept from US secrets. We keep from others and the secrets keep from ourselves. Only secret is more than just a podcast audio experience. It's also a community a place for people to share powerful stories of heartbreak healing and hope in season two we hear from a woman whose fathers descend into dementia revealed his deepest darkest secrets and we hear from a man who kept his wife's terminal illness a secret to protect their children listen to season to a family secrets on apple podcasts the iheartradio APP or wherever you get your podcasts and we're back. Let's listen to this clip from. CNBC is the financial one yup yeah where Jim Jim Cramer who I hadn't heard speak in like twenty years years yeah He. He doesn't seem to be able to put a sentence together anymore. I'm not totally sure why but ah he's talking to a couple business guys. It's one of those like financial shows. Were there like three thousand numbers in the frame like on boards and the backgrounds and then racing acing Bhai below and they're yeah let let's just hear what they what they have to say about Elizabeth Warren. I don't know in the end I I know Lisbeth worn. Don't don't listen I favor us. You think it's positive by us. You know maybe maybe not am I it is. I don't know if she becomes president. What do you think's going to happen at the banks. Will it's not debut. BTF sub optimal situation for up to all right. Thank you think Elizabeth Warren Pushes banks into what they're already down. Twenty percent from the hot is but yeah I just thanks take your curious in the thirties odd they. D- what rich people in front of Congress during the Depression Trash flipped about twenty years later. We had the least discrepancy in incomes in the fifties. I don't know what's going to happen. I gotTa Tehran you get off the desk and you talk to executives. They're more fearful of her winning. I've never heard anybody say look. She's got to be stopped. I don't know she's very she keeps going up in the polls. Focus sound like the people a a winter fell when the right lockers are coming fuck the Pos ed right. He's also doing a parody of panicked person. He's it is either way Bernie or Elizabeth they both have Wall Street and I think yeah maybe because warn is cutting through to maybe people they talked to more. They're more afraid because either one of them. It's going to be sub optimal for always reference. These things is that when it was the other time that it was the worst for the working class. It's like well. You know the thirties right. I appears at the what was happening to rich someone after goes but then the amount of income inequality but you know remember the thirty I'd like an existential moment to or they're trying to figure out if CEO's were necessary like the no one wanted a handwriting. They're like well. They were talking about bank that hasn't had a CEO. They've just had an acting CEO for the past like year and they're like I mean CEO's. It was a good thing right right. It's like Oh man. I mean yeah when you look at what he's proposing. She's sort of like I'm going to break up the big banks. Motorola birdies talking about and they want basically separate like a lot of the commercial banking shit that manage like everyday people's money from the parts of the bank that do the high risk investments. Shouldn't she's going from like the inside out and that's what really scares seeing. Everything and I think like a lot of these people who are savvy about what's actually wrong with our banking system in our financial system like lit just you you know this was happening right. There are positive shirt by the government and then they use that like our basically we're gambling money. That's insured and they're saying let's let's knock that shit off and I think also to like a lot of it is basically trying to bring back the Glass Steagle Act which was repealed in ninety nine and that's when it became casino time Bro Cbo Abo- time and a lot of people say you know that's the financial crisis was definitely spurred along by the fact that that act was repealed yeah and I mean just like we've been saying with trump and the since trump was elected the stock market's been doing well like it might not do great under Elizabeth Warren but like that is is not the economy right exactly whole thing is like if we want financial independence and freedom for working people and to like just make everything more equitable. You have to go right through the one percents fucking face and that's why you see these shows or the one percenters are huddled up like I mean how do we stop the walkers. Yeah they're dragging. Do we have a dragon yeah. It's curious that they don't mentioned Bernie whatsoever and that's like Elizabeth Warren. That's I think in their mind. They may have already dismissed him because if if they're thinking like most of these hacks do socialism like no one's going to buy that guy is like occupy. Wall Street people and I think maybe they see the because Elizabeth Warren is an outright describing herself as a socialist but someone about what is it the thing fair capital or something like that like whatever the yeah other. They're code word for still capital that maybe that's why they see. Maybe hers more viable Liberal Yeah but it's like but she likes what is it compassionate. Passionate capitalism would also like what's really also ridiculous about this is that none of them are going to change anyone's minds in that conversation. There's watching that that's like should I go with Bernie and you know what I mean like somebody yeah yeah. They're like wait what she's coming for all of our money because a lot of the a lot of the stuff both of them are proposing thing is about having to do a lot with like CEO pay and like you know when these people come in and like by companies and you know just like them legally yeah and then like not honor the pensions what's that Dave actually put forward for like their employees like. They're saying no no no no. We're fucking putting an end that if we're elected yeah hopefully neither sanders are worn have any skeletons in their closet because they would have been outlawed it. Maybe they didn't take him seriously and they were just just happy. They were taking votes away from each other but rich people. Will you know the the corporate interests. They've stayed however our this this long for reasons considering where we're at. What the fuck could they have done Grad? We're looking at the situation like you know what I'm GonNa go for. A bite in the mainstream media is very persuasive or at least influential an yeah totally absolutely yeah I agree. I feel like the mainstream media ignoring Sanders Sanders has hurt his standing in the polls. Will the bar so low that like a motto of centrist. Democrat is like a meal ticket for some people. They're they're like well. You know it's not going to be trump. That's why not just and that's what a lot of polls show recently to like. There's a I think close to sixty percent like fifty eight percent of Democrats and like left-leaning independence just want someone that is going to beat trump not someone that they're excited to vote for yeah so yes is that idea of the th of a second term is I guess making a lot of people circling their wagons around just like just beat him I do him. Let's get an in we'll clean up the mess out or when most people have perished from student detrimental but electability is we've talked about how in the media it's it's a way for people to sublimate their own bias. He's like she's not electable and it's like why you know because she's a woman and it's like her. Joe Biden's electable why he just looks presidential well. What how are you defining presidential. Dental veneers took was a blood vessel to get his numbers down right. I did Claude van people like you know what maybe he's not the most best choice yeah yeah well although the media definitely ignored the shit out of that I know right he was like like he was auditioning for twenty days really it. He's like I was exposed to experimental chips exposed through the rage bacteria virus. Wasn't it called all right. That's going to do it for this. Week's weekly. Zeitgeist please likened reviews the show you like the show means the world to mind. He needs your validation folks. 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Hour 2: Rich Eisen

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Nine text l. i. f. t. two seventy nine seventy nine seventy nine donlevatar I watched the game. Man, I watched the game, they'll do one of these things that you didn't watch the game and gonna to make me feel stupid. About what I just said. I watched the game. I saw it with my own two eyes. Stugatz. I saw the game too. Damn these. These live at our show with his two guys on ESPN radio. We were talking lovingly before about Charley Steiner that got us into a conversation about top five sports anchors or ESPN of all time. It became a raging debate. There was a fistfight in here. Somebody threw a Trident, Chris, your top five, your top five ESPN anchors of all time. Starting with number five Dari nowkhah. The best voice that is before Kenny Mayne. Brie Linda Cohn. Bucci main one Zubin Muhindi you have really good. Good on g there were a lot of a lot of omissions there. Billy hurry up about this. I don't wanna keep. Rich is waiting. I'm hoping at some point which is it comes out on one of these lists. Go head Billy number five. Yes s. VP. Four, Chris, Berman boomer. This seems like a more substantive lists. Three l. Dunkin. Mathu. Stuart, Scott. All right. The one Adnan Virk. Two minutes get out of here. Only royale ROY number five plays Robin Roberts. Oh, that's a good one. Number four, Fred, Hickman wait a minute on what is happening here number three, Jason, Jackson, unbelievable. Number two, Stuart, Scott. Number one of all time. ESPN sportscenter anchor. Michael animal. I got to stop this. I'm wasting richeisenshow time, but I have my list handy. It was my pocket. We'll get you want to do it right now. Go ahead, hurry up about it. Number five, Steve Levy. Number four, Linda Cohn. Number three, Stuart, Scott number two, Charley Steiner and number one, Jonathan Coachman. Coach. All right, rich Eisen is with us NFL network. I'm sorry that we wasted so much of his time last time here his resume unfurled like a scroll and a great medieval castle. Ab- still bruised right now. He just savage. You rich. Thank you for being on with us as always, what is your top five list? Can you do it for us or you're gonna call. It's the same as gods because they rip everything off with him. Right, right down to Coachman. Right. Well. That you could say that because there was a model Coachman then makes that particularly funny that I don't know that you would be guilty. I just wanna play for rich Eisen because I don't think he's heard it. So then he knows who is nemesis is exactly this is yes, that's correct reaction to Herod. Now, this is something that actually happened in the more scared days of our show, rich Eisen what we would actually take some things seriously and then apologize for listen to the mistake. I'm even sure how allowed you're going to be to laugh at this, but listen to the mistake that stugatz made and then had to apologize for it because it was it was an innocent mistake, but it was honest mistake, you should probably apologize here. We should apologize for what happened. Last segment it went off the rails on us. What do you want to say? I will apologize. You don't need to apologize for anything. I need to apologize. They are my weekend observations. I said what I said, I had no idea, and I apologize to Jonathan Coachman who has tweeted at us and he's upset and has. The right to be upset. I honestly wanted knows me, we'll we'll understand this and believe this. I honestly, it's after the segment ended and we went to commercial break, had no idea that Jonathan Coachman was black. Oh. Thursday night football tonight. What do you think. Big game tonight. Lots of injuries for the colts lots of injuries. Oh my God. But just so you know, I'm Jewish. Okay. Reference on it. I'd like to down write that down, put it on a sticky. Note guy. Look, I don't know what your method is for broadcasting and preparing yourself for broadcasting, but just, you know, remember that moving forward. Keep this moving forward, put it on the poll. Does he have a method? I wanna talk to you rich about what's happening right now with the cheetah's and the Rams. Is that a football evolution? Is that a real time football, Volusia all this real in terms of what the Rams and the chiefs are doing? Yeah, I think so. I think what the Rams are doing is in terms of evolution has been going on since McVeigh's strolled into the building and installed what he installed and has created something with this offense. And Jared Goff that is the best in the NFL and with the chiefs. I think they do have a kid who's supremely talented and could be generation talented, we'll see how it moves forward. But I, I really like what I see out of both of them and I but don't sleep on New England. We'll see them tonight fully constituted first time since early twenty sixteen that gronk and Allman will be playing. The same down on a field, so I wouldn't sleep on them yet. How do you measure quarterbacks? Because a lot of and I know you're very prepared and I know you're thorough with the analytics, but like how when when people come out and say that Sam darnold I'm very poor at projections. Sam darnold is going to be when Tony Romo says he could be the best. One of the best ever played the game. He's seeing something. I'm not seeing. How do you do these measurements on these young quarterback? I asked Mike Mayock you know, I mean. I'm not into the analytics. Actually. I just go with the eyeball test. What kind of what I'm assuming you're doing to you? Just you just know it. You've seen it. Yeah, I sniff. You know, it seems to me that Mahomes has got it. I mean, he he has the ability to have no conscience and also play. You know, smart and he's got physical attributes that don't everybody has, and you know the the Aaron Rodgers, like ability to uncork, throw that you don't expect because you normally don't see a human being, throw a ball against the body or on the run with a a hose for an arm like that. You don't see it. So just seeing that you could just see that and Donald. You know, we everything that I'm I see. And I'm told, you know that he's got the mental makeup to succeed and and the physical attributes. Also, he just doesn't have a situation like say golf or Trubisky or Mahomes. He doesn't have that situation either Barossa wise or coaching staff was risks. You like this, this brand of football on today's NFL where maybe we don't have the collisions that we once had, but we certainly have more scoring than we've ever had you like it. And do you think the fans like it? You know what? I, I need to see what it looks like in December right now, I'm not really fun of the the pinball machine type numbers that we're seeing. The fact that that defense like the Vikings can look the way it looked. But then again, like I said, it might just be the Rams better than most for the game like that. I, I wish that we did see more defense that the rules was a little bit more applied at drives me nuts, rose more, I guess, applied towards helping the defense a little bit drives me nuts. When you see a play defense off the field, no hold on a minute. There's some sort of legal contact that was off the screen when you're sitting and watching it drives me nuts and we're seeing more. Contact penalties and three times as much than last year. So the short answer is, no, I don't like it very much, but we'll see what it looks like in December. I do hate parts of that technology being that we're now we can't celebrate a touchdown play because we have to check to see if inevitably there's a flag on a fourth and five that was or wasn't completed. And then we go to replay and it's a hyper examination of whether he was out at the one foot line that part of it's making me nuts. Give us a lot of parsing there really is. And you know to see something like a first down were, I guess, taken away from Cleveland last week. Even though Mike per came on my show and said that he could show me three different angles that would back the the referees play to remove the first down from Cleveland last week and give the ball, make it a fourth down. It just seems to me sometimes that we're over zapruder filming this stuff as opposed to just sticking with the ruling on the field. Red, Joe was good catching up with you. Thank you for making the time, but so is we are we cool, everything's good, right? You and may. Are you guys show me and Stu gods? I mean, it's amazing how many times I looked down at my Twitter feed and people of arming the army army, an army love that are accusing me of spending every waking moment of my professional, if not personal life. Focused on of the stugatz Louvre and attempting to steal from it. That's right. So that you can make yourself figure? Yes. Are they bothering you or. I mean, let's you know what. You know what. It doesn't it. It just it just makes me wonder what you're up to a little bit more. I'll be honest, I always got quite beverage. Here's what we say. It's him makes me wonder what your cooking, what what he's cooking is a, he's got a flag of ignorance, right? It's a poll that doesn't have a flag on it, and he's just got soldier after soldier behind him and he's gonna win. He's going like locus field. He's gonna eat all of you, just so you know, that sounds like a great fantasy team name for us. Got ignorance. Wait avatar. One of your fans can make. I love it, Shalom, rich jello. Make me bicycle around. I honestly, before that segment had no idea that rich Eisen was Jewish. No, it suck. -nology truth brought to you by Tyco. Truth, teenagers can communicate entirely emojis. How why? Stop birthday party pizza slice kitten, soccer ball, pineapple truth. It's so easy to switch and save on car insurance at geiko dot com. What are you talking about? Paper clips, shoulder shrug, high, five wizard hat what gogo fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more donlevatar. A texter has thundered in with the straight talk. Stugatz. Dan lebatardshow is more out of touch than anyone at ESPN with those fast cars he barely fits in and his gated community. He hates police but has a security guard with him. At all times. He loathes white men, but he owes his entire career to the one sitting next to him hashtag ironic stugatz they are fast cars though. These live at our show with his two guys. Cats on ESPN radio. I have spent most of the show today trying to rein in a furious Stu gods because goal each and WinCo goal each okay, owes us on a bet that Notre Dame lost a game last year. It was something like forty one to eight and he thought they would win and he has to rub Stu gods his gluten publicly because he's lost that bet. But now where are we still gods with goal each and wingo where this morning they did something. I don't know whether we have the sound yesterday morning. They did something and first of all, Mike, before we go down this path. And before we get to that sound from Stephen Adams, modern day pirate. Can you tell us what's God's came in here saying? 'cause initially before he got mad, there was something else right before stugatz went to mad on goal each and wingo ripping off our stuff before that happened stugatz liked the segment that they did because he didn't realize that the segment had been ripped off. So can you explain that to me because you were trying to explain it to me during the break and I didn't understand it? Yeah. So. Actually, let's see this reverse order. Let's play the clip because I think our audience knows exactly what happens here. This is something that so on brand for us and goal each and wingo straight up, stole it from us. They're doing our thing man and they're not doing it as well as us five, the Cincinnati Bengals. Okay. But wait a minute, wait long, what they're not the only one number five. The Jacksonville Jaguars. Are you on what is more. Number. Before the New Orleans Saints. We're not ladies and gentlemen. The Tennessee titans ladies and gentlemen as if that wasn't enough. The Miami Dolphins, basically faith. If you three and we'll talk to you. Qualify as number five popout listen hop on. We don't know anything about anybody. Rest my case. Rest mon- what wait a minute though. So stugatz came in and said it was a good segment, but then he got angry very because here's what's God's did. Stu gods did a very similar segment in which not only did he have a top five, but he had several teams side for six. He gave six and a bonus seven, and we were doing thing that we do which is yelling in the background. We kind of invented that on radio. It was fun. I did kind of invent lady start with Allen and building my way up to six doing that. And I have sixteen tied at six. I mean, I mean, talk soup did on TV. I get it, but radio not explored, okay, sports radio. This is something that is ours, even though we didn't copyright it. And even though everyone's welcome to it and our version doesn't have Mike Golic junior a. Falling physically on the floor during it right listening to that anyone can tell, especially anyone that's listening to our show that that's borrowed from us. Omar Omar. Why are you not flattered by that Stu gods couldn't tell because he takes Billy on the heels of the segment. Presumably that's what he was listening to instead of us, you know, on the local hour, he was listening to this as he was running late and he takes it, hey, I wanna do a top five power rankings, but I wanna have eleven teams tied for fun. You were trying to steal their idea before you got mad. One up first off you guys were you guys were in a commercial break and I was trying to, I was trying to one up them. So he had five teams tied at number five, and I was gonna do six teams tied at number six about that. And then possibly Dan, a bonus seventeen to number seven would have been great the whole league trying to steal this idea from them, not even realizing that they had stolen the idea from him. No, I realized they stole it. I was trying to steal it back yet. No one. Nobody believes no one believes okay. Should you? I haven't heard from the Kentucky Fried chickens and a while. I'm not sure why they didn't come clamoring out to just PECS to God's to death where the fraud chicken. They are. Property. A straight talk. It is brought to you by that baby. We invent to. Event two. Back in the cake donlevatar. So he was on window and golick, and I'm told this is golden gopher use me, whoa. Wow. Now that's not a fine. You mean. Show the name, the show eight ads, two dollars to names wrong, right, and be careful on. So I'm sorry. Two dollars stugatz the front. You know, thank you. Have any money. These live at our show with this two guys on ESPN radio, Tony, LaRussa seventy four years old today. So happy birthday to the seventy four year old. Tony LaRussa happy birthday to him. I don't care. Good luck. Let you look behind the curtain here. We're bit of a spoof of a sports show. If you're new to this gathering, just gonna let you look peek behind the curtain just a little bit we are. And what we do around here is we sort of make fun of what sports radio is. We've been doing it for a long time we used to do. I remember we were causing all sorts of controversy in Miami because our pre game show on Sundays before dolphins, football that has been relevant for fifteen years was not serious enough. We had a fake pregame show with a lot of. No, no, as and horns and the things that radio does like for example, the sound that you heard during goalie chin WinCo which was just incredibly over-produced and I still don't know what the hell the sound is of. What is okay, those pads colliding and lasers and stuff like that. I think that what it is traditional reggae horns, the reggae horns. I understand. But before that it felt like something out of the movie saw was someone sliced to death. I don't know what that was, but if you say it's a Kalicki a team. Okay. But let me explain to you during our fake pre-game show. We overdid the collisions in a way no-one in radio has ever overdone the collision, and then we were mixed and matched and we would make it random and we throw a bunch of people in there. And so now I want you to managing your driving into tailgate on a Sunday morning. All we're doing is interviewing kickers. Like we can't get any other guests because we're doing a fake pre-game. So they were great by the way, Allie house you chic while my God. Oh my God. It was last could repurpose that right now and have a twelve part series of talking to the kicker series talking to the kickers ESPN grab that. Make it a prime time show. The kickers were all Greek because nobody respects. Just losers who are walking around there. And at the end of games, we tell them, hey, go decide it. I never got so Ianovich. It's my white rhino and they say stuff. I mean. They do stuff so because no one ever hits. So this is what we were doing. I don't know if it holds up. Let's do it in the name of throwback Thursday. Let's see if this holds up our overproduced fake pre-game show. We got Thursday right here produced and just a lot of produced. This is when radio producers are insecure and they have to throw their ego on something to show you that they've left their imprint with a sauce lash. That sounds like footballs. Football colliding or what? This sounds like it's a Thursday, man. We got a football game patriots versus about thirteen eight hapless colts at are healthy enough to play. Let's get you ready man. Hi, it's under. I gang this is being Gino, Oakland. Rodney sikeli. Prodi tightly. He Cohen. Oakland, oakland. Job skills. Oh, back Oakland body tightly. The first time I'm hearing this. I mean, so hung over every Sunday every show smelled like booze got smelled like booze on Sunday mornings and other assorted crimes. Call that Utah Jazz. Everybody's beyond the main man. This is Jimmy. Element main element. Jimmy JJ Walker. Dollar man. Bob costas. Costas Costas dollar man, Jimmy, Jay, Jay Walker who the conscious made element Ronnie, cycling county. Who the gate, Yay Walker. I should probably point out here that I had like. I don't know two, two and a half years of binging acid. Boozer fighting cycling that night. I don't know what the hell is happening. How many of those do you have? What were we doing? Just random guests. We were having radio came on the, I'm Andre Agassi and this is the Dan limited show with guts. That's it. We don't have anymore. That's okay. That concludes our Thursday night, football coverage. Let's go to that modern day pirates even Adam. I mean, there's this new Twitter account that I started following that random NFL players and everyday tweet out a new one. Today's was Cory Schlesinger, and I was really happy about it about that. We did this over a decade ago and we were really a big time local show, and we got big name guests, and this is a time machine. We really captured the guy of the biggest names in football back. Then this is a straight up. It's not fun overproduce. I mean, well, it is kinda overproduced but not in the way that the last few and these were the droughts. He's the biggest names in football back when we were doing this pre-game show, hey, this van of the Seattle Seahawk Joe Harrington. In the NFL Titus, Joe, Montana. Hi, I'm guilty. Boy, also Cinco listening to. Despite go play maker, win, ADT barber. This John Lynch, the different Broncos pill Kirsty to be for the food, the eagles John. And the New York j. fifty five. And you're looking for the one. This is back. Hundred, nothing. Why from the university of Miami, your factory insure Joep is been boosting kills for New Orleans Saints, Jim Grau number thirty, two from the Cleveland Browns. You're listening to the three games show. Man sounds like a good show. Everything. We left, which we got him when he reigned him in. And we had a conversation with Byron left, which was amazing already of those guys still playing Gorey's. And he'll be doing so forty years after our debts. Averaging three and a half, yes, rugged yards per carry hall of fame, three and a half yards time for forty seasons. He is going to go to canton physically three and a half yards at a time he's going to start in Miami is just gonna go three good here put so great on the poll is Frank gore going to go to canton from Miami and three and a half yards at a play that sound of the modern day pirate who plays for the thunder, please. And his remarkably only twenty four, twenty five years old. Even though he looks like he's from the barbarian time around the league, they voted the toughest guy. What do you feel about when you hear something like that? So you don't get anything. How are we sick. Toughness just. Six. Does your tied for first in this poll with the with Draymond. And so did you get tougher or get less tough. Such a weird thing because it just. Yeah, that's about how I expected him to answer that and he's right. What does that mean? Tough. I love those anonymous, GM polls. I mean, but if we were doing it on on his GM poll, what that one is is who's the guy in the league most likely to not react if you punch him square in the face. That's what we're actually talking about. Mike Woodson. Mike Woodson has a mascots face. It never changed except that one time shave. This broadcast is brought to you by the thirteen heavy machinery operators who Doug this radio stations foundation, the fifty three ironworkers who laid the rebar, the twenty and cement workers before the floor is the twenty four lectures, ten Olivia contractors, twenty carpenters, nine plumbers, twenty Mason's twelve glaziers nineteen mechanical contractors and the hundreds of thousands of workers to maintain the nation's power grid and radio towers. 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He's running this game, and Stephen Smith follows us from one to three on the radio here is Stephen a Smith on weight loss and home security. I'm Jay notebook today because he started talking about that that the minutes he talked about how your sit up your long clock, let it go back to sleep, democrat teat every morning. She made me feel bad. She really did. Gotta get it together, who tear the most of the rate I get skilled, but away his mom, a big fan of SimpliSafe. Guess what? If I ain't gonna lose weight, I'm not going to be disciplined enough to lose weight. I bet at least upgrade my home security. I know that much. Keep myself. Not like I can fight off the Brooklyn even though I can. But anyway. Good. CNA doesn't follow us. We open for Stephen, fair enough. One to three every day. You can get your Stephen a Smith. We have not talked nearly enough to God's about this about nNcholas cage and the fact that right now people are saying that this Mandy movie that he's made is is one of his finest artistic creations because it is maximum lunatic cage. It's cage unleashed. It seems what Mike you think that how could atop bad Lieutenant of the wicker man where these are to all time and also snake eyes, but snake eyes. Unlike the other two is really bad movie that one, not even his performance can carry snake eyes, but this one being somehow more nNcholas cage heat and even the Wickham or bad Lieutenant, I can't even. And being good, which is the most nNcholas cage, nNcholas cage though, like which is which the rule because he was in. How is the name of that? What was the David Lynch movie that he was in that was one of the first of his career. I'm trying to blink somebody'll. Velvet, something velvet, blue velvet, maybe blue velvet is at the David Lynch vehicle. I'm thinking of regardless it was. It was. I believe it was my introduction, wild at heart. That was a David Lynch movie that nNcholas cage starring in just trying to help David Lynch used nNcholas cage. Our often let me see. Thank you. I appreciate I thought that we were going to your wheelhouse there. I didn't think that there was anything that I could ask nNcholas, don't you have nNcholas cage pillow at home? Yes, I do what's yeah. It's an cage pillow. It's so RAD because I can leave it out for people and beyond. It's always on the nNcholas cage face. But if I were ever to have a class, he get together. Dinner party I'll have to do is rub my hand over it and it just becomes red sparkles. So it doesn't seem at a place. And then when stroke the hand and you reveal cage, how much did that cost? It was. It's priceless, correct. There is no amount. I remember it took me five months to get it. It was special order. If I offered a twenty dollars today, would you give get outta here? Priceless? There's no one of two hundred dollars. A work of art can be. Work of art and here comes the retraction Stu gods wasn't serious. God's sold has purchased a nNcholas cage pillow for two hundred dollars that is deal. Ender CO be thank you. Oh, you have the money. Can I? Can I spread the payments after twelve months? Is that okay? My. Now there was a David Lynch movie called blue velvet and let me just control f. cage. Nothing. It was really remembering him in a movie. Start worrying about going. We start worrying about my memory, make it official. Let's have a press my memory. Forget to show up for it. We have to have a press conference about my member. All right. Control f. Coppola because he was going by Nicolas Coppola for Wallin. Nope, nothing. He was him nothing on cope. Remember that I don't remember nNcholas cage going, nNcholas Copeland you know, isn't Cameron PO the most nNcholas cage movie or no? No. Face off. Oh, man. I'm sorry. Hold on. It's the Malkovich vehicle. What is the name? That terrible movie were Malkovich died at the spoiler alert virus different times. He died three different cliche Dwayne. Cameron pose con air faceoff is castor Troy. Remember he had a little brother Pollock's Troy by brew spoiler alert again, can you tell me the ways that nNcholas cage ended up defeating Cyrus in cliche manner? At the end of that movie, weren't there three different ways that John Malkovich died falling from great distance onto something sharp was one of the way it defied all logic because they were on the old Las Vegas strip, and he Cameron PO. This fight was happening atop fire truck, who's driving it? Was it Bing rains. Do with the? Yeah, the pilot guy with the mustache, long hair anyways, came in pro and Cyrus. The virus are fighting atop the the fire truck, of course it. Well, that's the first thing going moving through a congested place fighting on top of something as perhaps you go under bridges or go through bridges and somebody might get hit on the head, plausible Cyrus virus was stabbed and then he was thrown from the fire truck. And he somehow landed. The laws on a conveyor belt that's not near the laws. There's this headed towards something sharp where where's driver laying, of course the pilots you're trying to figure out how this old like car yard is so close piledriver. So close to this old, Las Vegas strip. Did he like was he flung several miles maybe who knows intimate, so I got it wrong. He didn't fall from a great height onto something. Sure. He obviously did. He fell from the fire truck. He was actually flung from it and he, he was flung several miles to near Shaar junkyard. Where or no, it was a conveyor belt. Ben, let him to a Powell. Trevor. Made a meat as maker. I believe senior completion, Powell drivers, something sharp. I believe years later, I'm not mistaken. And given the way this segment is gone. I might very well be mistaken, but I believe years later, John Malkovich was interviewed and he revealed that that was the one that he just did for money.

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Mini Crush #101

Movie Crush

32:36 min | 1 year ago

Mini Crush #101

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Chuck no well then just leave. Put your pants on and get out of here. I don't have any pants on. You can't see another you kidding me. I haven't no. I was in that smell your but that's not kind. I have a day I got it from From tichy not too. She Dot Com. which is a porn site? Do you have a busy day. You get one of those little We had him as a sponsor on stuff. They don't know thing that's goes goes into your toilet. It's called for a while but During their house renovation. I got lost so I need to get it going. And how did you lose a day. Well you know you don't keep up with it and walks looks at the front door. That's how is see. I got it now. What happened to it you contractor made off with your day really clean but when you have a big renovation satisfy things go missing understood I need to get another one. Do you like it as it. Keep your asshole clean said that three times that I have the the cleanest But hole in the office except for the other people who also got Tishina days as as free swag from sponsorship. That's right I mean the only the only reason you're mentioning that and you know this is because at a Christmas party this year we had Kariuki we had a nice buffet and we had clean butthole contest. And it's very true. And you won. Congratulations congratulations thanks. Jogging glad you remember. It was tough being the judge. But someone's gotTa do it. Chuck some good God. What is wrong with us with you? Good point on this at all right. Everyone we're gonNA START OFF We're going to get right into it here Since this is still January and we're all AW reveling in the film's twenty. Nineteen I asked the movie crushers and all what their top three were. Oh Nice like explanation. Just list them out. And of course people people Didn't do that. Because he's in the movie crushers they do what they fucking please was the guy's name in the last episode and said Jimmy's he's going to do with Jimmy. Jimmy is GONNA do Let me see here. Jennifer Adolf says biggest little farm. Oh my wife loves that documentary. Downton Downton Abbey haven't seen it. I never saw the show so I would probably be completely lost and confused and Summer School Aka. Ah Midsummer Midsummer Yeah Midsummer Karen Schlumpy US lighthouse parasite once upon a time in Hollywood Rob Dickinson whenever old Francis Joker In game and how to train your dragon the hidden world interesting all right Let me see here Blair. For Christie son says the man. delorean the watchmen and the witcher movies are dumb and overrated. Thanks for that making a statement there who are dumb good Lord and that's that's a that's a bit of a walk I'm Gonna I'm GonNa put that out there I will say that the long form storytelling is is is very interesting and compelling in its own black but movies are very much their own thing Blair for some senior name Blair oh but blares from New Zealand so all is forgiven because that's one of the best places Kristen Glenn Kissed Her says vendors game knives out and Zam. Oh you know what I what am I also love Shizue. I'm going to throw that on my honorable mentions list Ramsey. You liked it. Yeah it's fun movie right. Oh yeah totally fund message especially as a parent of an adopted kid. That whole angle was I felt very meaningful and We'll played Here we go with Lillian Roth in game knives out in frozen to didn't see frozen to you I really like frozen one though You know my daughter has just now gotten into it and boy she into it frozen and frozen to did you guys see frozen to you. Emily took her little best friend in her mom and Boy She into a cello pros and dress and boots. We got her CD. Players has now she has them autonomy with music. Because you know we have sown us in the house. It's always me on the APP programming kind of gets them. So we're like you know your four and a half you should be in control of some music. got a little boom box with some CDs. And she's playing a lot of frozen. I think Eden was six when the first frozen came out and she went ape shit for it and I really liked it a a lot to like. We both got into the music together. Very catchy really integrated admit it. Yeah I would like to see to. She saw it and she said she really liked him. Yeah I'm sure it's great. Hey Friends WanNa talk to you about Mac. 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Because I'm just stymied by that name parasite in game in Watchmen series because it was the best thing I saw this year fair enough it was great it was awesome. Patrick Gorman WanNa Roll Francis Cats. He says he hasn't seen kidding Midsummer joke or our botched. That one didn't they. Have you find there. Was this joke. Her Joe Baumgartner says into the spider worse I which I think we determined was twenty. Eighteen was at Ramsey. Did you look that up your damn. When was it released was it late had been late? I think it was but I think what I thought when I was growing up my top ten lists are trying to. I think I put that on there but I had to check it and Bill Street could talk December December twentieth. Eighteen okay yeah all right well Beuerlein's movie hasn't even come come out yet but I think it's I don't know if it was released in Atlanta and twenty nineteen in fact it wasn't what are you talking about nine hundred seventeen. It's not out anywhere yet. I don't I don't think it's out. Is it really did eliminates out for Oscar. Oh contention where like just New York and La. It's such a big blockbuster movie I'd never heard of them. Doing Wing Limited releases of of big more maybe prestige kind of Moore Movie Joe Baumgartner like I said into the spider verse and then the White House in in good boys boys. What does that I think? That's a Seth Rogan production. Like three. Little kids wake Super Bad for elementary school students. Yeah I did I did not see. That looks cute though. It's against the kid from our room right. I think that's right is one of them Robbery all says Knives Out Star Wars and of interest in game all right. Here's a different one Windy White says Her number one film was Ford versus. Ferrari I've heard that's awesome. Everyone I've talked to said it's great. It's a great story. We did it on ridiculous history Just the rivalry between being them unlike the Scott Carroll Shelby who design the car. It's like an arms race almost like as a lot of tension and those racist back then like the Lemond or whatever. They're really dangerous like they still are back. Then they were like there was no regulation and no seatbelts. People just got like in these cars perform like they do today. It's right now it's AH I. It's weird how that seems to fizzle a little bit like No I think you did pretty well okay. Because I haven't seen a lot about it. I don't think it it was in the the talk on the street as much as other moving because I know straight talk I know you do and it was not on the street. Your street level Chuck Windy also says it chapter two. I did not see that an in game I really liked it chapter one. It was just one of those that I'll wait for the online mine edition. Same I also read some not amazing reviews for it for different things. Hodgman liked better than the first one. Okay I'M GONNA see yeah Let me see here Robert. BROWER SAYS KNIVES IS OUT IN GAME and Alita. Did you see leader. No but Paul Really liked that. That made his top ten. Yes satellite sorted Richard Jewel ritual. I mean it was okay. I didn't hate it and the acting was really good but certainly not a top ten movie for me to keep them guessing and yeah he does. pulses own man. He really is Marito's Alexander roadsides when role Prince Mario says Joe Joe Rabbit Number One Parasite and knives out interesting. Most of these are like we pretty similar vibe with most of the movie crushers. Here's the only thing that bugs me about Joe. Rabat's the name. It makes me every time I hear someone say you know. This like teeny Bopper youtuber named Josie Wa. nope analyses. He's like someone. My kid was into Lake Mary ago. You know her she don't know you don't know Joe Jesse Wise. I don't think so. Oh well she has a line of clothing at target. That looks like a lump a-as basically she wears these giant bows and she's like sort of a weird hybrid internet personality and Pop Star. And she's like you know twelve or thirteen anyway. My kid liked her a year or so ago two years ago. Now she can't stand her but her name. Whatever here Joe Rabbit I think of that was so interesting though? You know which I'm trying to try the hip you to what's going on with the kids man started doing like Scott Walker men with over like one of the funniest things on that show. Are you talking. Am Romy is when Adam Scott is really saying something relevant element about Ram and kind of going on a little bit but it's still really interesting ultimately would be like. Oh God will you shut the just so mean to him on that Joe. Yeah Yeah in a funny way Kabia WanNa Roll Pals Kelly Butler Olsen says knives. Out was her favourite I think I knew that and then yesterday great and the air. What's the first one? I've seen them in that. I have heard that's really really good. Is that animated or no. It's a I think it's obvious that it's a Hulu movie or Amazon movie movie. But it's about like hot air balloonists. Oh and it's got that Eddie. Read Manager Richard Great. And it's good. Apparently they it's like real harrowingly. They get like they go to high in the atmospheres atmospheres all freezing. And they're like using it looks. It looks very Like adventure kind of movie and I was on a list of a critic who I liked Out The nowhere kind of yeah so I want to check that out too. That'd be good streaming for me. I think I think I mean it's yeah. Screw that yeah. I don't WanNa see it. Only in a movie theater Christina Beck when a role prince has is out favorite movie star Wars and little women. I'm going to see a lot of women on Tuesday. I can't wait. Hey me too. It sounds really warm and fuzzy and delightful. It looks great and emily loves at story and Emily gave me for. Christmas was twelve movies one movie a month in the theater with her nice now. She's like him giving time because. Emily never goes to the movie theater anymore because she works during the day when I go to the Matinees matinees and then at night. She's like if we get a babysitter. I want to go out and have a nice dinner. I didn't want to go to a movie right. So she said I'm not going to movies is important to you and so one movie movie a month. How nice that's called making it work? Chuck making it work. That's nice so we're GONNA see little women next. Tuesday cannot wait. I Adore Greta. Gerwig Gary Very strange judge a rabbit movie out number two Apollo Eleven number three. What that movie this year? Yeah I saw it on on someone else's list Isn't a documentary though. Maybe so I think it might be. A documentary has to be right because Are No wait. What was the Ron Howard? Movie was that Apollo House Teen Apollo Eleven's the moon landing and It was the anniversary of that this year. So was it the documentary on that. Or does he mean I man he didn't mean I mean documentary. Apollo eleven it is documentary Paulo and also quick plug. We're doing on the network. A show called nine days in July that that uses audio from Mission Control and from aboard Apollo eleven that people have never heard before. And it's a really cool immersive podcast about the nine days of that mission and you can catch a now wherever you get your podcast. You're nice. No Nice Plug Patty Little Chang. What a fun name that this Knives out favorite movie Rochman number two Ford Versus Ferrari number three Steven Cost Costello Joe Rabbit Joker in parasite. I'm going one two and three by the way everyone if you haven't noticed by now Karen Patrick Says Joe Joe. I'm sorry joker then Joe Joe Rabbit then rise of skywalker. We people we we all like the same movies. Here's a new Jeff Jones says parasite number one painting. Laurie number two. I really need to see that was a big one. Czar Yeah What is painting Laurie? inning glory is Oh Gosh Antonio Darris. He plays like a director. Who's going through a midlife crisis or something? I don't really that Obama commodores. I'm Elliott Yeah exactly that makes sense. Yeah yeah got to see that one. Yep Yep Cheryl Jones says the Lion King interesting favorite movie. Dear captain in Marvel. I quite enjoy Campbell and rise of skywalker. Here's another different one. MD Charnley says peanut Butter Falcon the number one movie for. That's great joker and John Wick. Three we got a lot of New crutcher is going on here. Soon to be Powell's I hope Christopher Coronado says joker ochre joker joker he loved. It would seem so oldest. Renzo Robert Paulson our our good friend out in La says dolemite light is my name number one. I haven't seen that yet I haven't either. Did you see Ramsey. That was really. Yeah all right I gotTA check it out The Peanut Falcons number two and little women number three three Another new crusher keenum True X. or is that pronounce Tro Tro Tro. Maybe he is it. Ea you see. Are you a ex now. No but that that's not French. Haute sound in E in. They're in a what a great name. appear site number one toy story. Four number two. That was so good and Captain Marvel number three and let me see here. We're running short on time. So let me go through a couple more are these Jonathan Holland knives out joab. Once upon time in Hollywood colby hearty another new crusher I love seeing new crushers Gioja Rabbit yesterday an in game Liam Isaacson Says Book Smart Avengers Endgame and Free Solo. I think that was the previous year because that won an Oscar. But I just saw that recently. Do you guys see Free Solo now the documentary I've heard about. Oh it's about the climbing. Yeah boy great really good highly. Recommend it is nerve wracking to say the least to watch somebody do something where you're like this Guy GonNa fall fallen die right in front of my face. He's not harnessed that the deal the whole deal of you're climbing without ropes capitain like like it's it's super intimidating. Gee just watching it. I can't imagine getting anxiety thinking about. Yeah it's it's pretty. It's pretty nerve wracking all right. WE'RE GONNA finish up with page String string him I believe another new crusher. Welcome everyone is fantastic. The peanut butter Falcon number one film. US number two Joe Rabbit as the number three. All right guys we're GONNA move onto our final segment In real time yesterday was cage day. What Nicklaus Birthday Happy Cage Day? One day late As this comes out it'll be couple of weeks later but I think he did for his burst cheese What what is nick aged you on his birthday? Oh maybe we know Eddie does the other day maybe had a quiet night at home. You think I don't really think that now. or he like you know bought a panther just so he could hunt it with his bare hands. That's probably true. He does a lot of Kariuki. A yoke around L. A.. He there's a lot of videos. Yeah there's a lot of videos of him just like really giving it his all like pretty small Karaoke. Wow you yeah. That'd be fun. I'd love to run in the cage at a Korean Karaoke bar or something and the best Karaoke bar in La has now gone It was called the small cutter and it was just such a delight when these tiny tiny little Pars Run by an Asian woman and it was just the character there was no stage. You're just GONNA standing in the middle of everyone It was just wonderful. We used to say Going to cut some smog eggo whenever we went there. What's your to talk about this now? You got the queen you under pressure. Yeah I kind of you know. Try to mix it up. I don't do Karaoke much anymore. It's just I don't get out like that like I used to take on Karaoke. Karaoke is a really good one on Monday nights here. Yeah that's the the local down the street. It's a really good Karaoke. It gets. It gets fun. A lot of regulars that dislike. Yeah Yeah really give it their all talented people that that really are selling it to do it. That's my Kariuki days curiosity career all right So beca blue one of our oldest friends And she is tagged as a visual storyteller. Oh my Lord. What is that on facebook? Maybe she's like a the visual story like a painter while no I mean maybe post a lot of pictures is probably what that means. I could mean art so Beca Lou said Happy Birthday Nicholas Gauge. What your favorite cage role and until Becca was gonNA steal this from her and she was delighted so thanks Becca for that Mike? Selling Junior says gone in sixty seconds before he got all Nick Cagey Let me see here but I mean well I mean as you would say before. He started leaning into the cage even though I like him the best well sure but apparently he doesn't all right fair enough BECA herself says torn between Grug in the crudes. Only um you know that would be animated Memphis in gone in sixty seconds and Balthasar in the sorcerer's apprentice all very fun roles interesting making only says raising Arizona Sylvia Sanchez Says Valley. Girl bike totally So does Julie Seconds Peres Randy and valley girl swoon. Here's a look when he was young. Sleepy eyed mysterious guys. I mean yeah. He was like a leading demand type. It was kind of like a young like a new James Dean or something and being like a handsome like super handsome guy. But we you got that right. He's got those rugged good looks you know that sounded like a cage. Rugged looks I Dunno I think he's a really interesting character and he he's he's a big part of a given modern. Hollywood like Ma like what we know you know like Like our generation of of film. Yeah you know. He's part of a dynasty to the whole of the Coppola Coppola and all that stuff. Do you have a favorite nick. ANGEL RAMSEY DIV raising Arizona or wild at heart. Yeah while it hard it would be my way harder Taylor correctly. Yeah I watched the shit out of that movie. That was Asian for us like late night and we quote Me and my My Roommate Eddie can still quote that movie almost verbatim. It's pretty pretty funny. Keith Edwards. His face off terrible movie terrible acting but so much fun yeah face off was pretty fun. It's not a movie ever want to see. Again I re watched recently It really absolutely holds up just as like a total cantillon fast. Yeah you know like I mean. It's it's another one of those ones where you're like God. This was in the nineties. I guess ninety three four and like that movies were pretty bad there. We're a lot of like I mean you know it's weird like those kind of action movies. Were quite over the top and campy in an absurd that we're in theaters now now. It's much more intentional when they do them. Like that. Like fast and furious is what it is whereas I feel like there were a lot of like nineties movies like face off that are maybe maybe a little unintentionally bad like Ernest Kinda not quite nailing. It wasn't that John Woo the director for sure. That was one of first big big American English language impotent. Yeah boy I love hard boiled and the killer. I've not seen those way. You would love those movies. No I need to raise. You've seen those right. Is there good stuff yeah great. I mean killer hard-boiled to two classics of Cinema. I mean I remember seeing those in college and Or maybe it was post college in just I hadn't seen action like that before blue. Blew me away yeah. I was super excited when he made the jump to. I guess American movies or whatever but yeah I we need this good yep broken Arrow with Travolta and he did with the second mission impossible or was it the third when one of them. That wasn't too great he is apparently remaking the killers the killer himself though for American are can audiences just like in coming up production at fat. Wasn't he he. He's awesome yeah. He was hard boiled it kind of got famous in American movies too. He had a little moment. Didn't he sure yeah absolutely. I don't begrudge that couch and tiger. That's right that's a wonderful movie. I really love with that movie. I haven't seen that one time. I think it's just great. Hello Friends I wanNA tell you about love book the Very Easy Way Way to personalize the book to someone you love in three easy steps. Love Books Helps Customers Express the sentiments that may be difficult to say out loud for some us not looking at any particular direction users can create characters that look just like themselves and the recipient right down to the outfits and accessories customers have the option to personalize each page as much as they like but the express option creates a complete book. With just a few clicks. Lubbock now offers a membership program as well you receive a free book when you sign up. Fifty percent off any additional books unlimited free digital books and discounts on gift wrap and other products Lubbock. The books are the perfect gift for all occasions or just because so right now you can check out love books by going to love book online dot com slash crush. You'll receive a special twenty percent discount only for the movie. Crushers that is at love book online dot com slash crush Our oldest friends. You've Ombo debt says favored acting leaving Las Vegas. Yeah hard to argue their favorite role. Paul Castro Troy in face off. It's a fun movie very fun movie. grant woody says Mandy and raising Arizona are great you know I love them and Mandy and now you love your Mandy. No good stuff in Sri Lanka says the weather man. I never saw that. Yeah that's the one where he's a weatherman. I think it's like a family. It's a wonderful life scenario. Where he's like that he's a jerk and he has to like you know quantum leap around in time I'm and make things right. Maybe mixing up John. Mill says adaptation. Oh God of course. It's really hard now. That's that's my favorite one. Yeah no I liked that one better than Well the heart while the heart by a mile. That's one of my favorite movies. Of course that was your why rush. I don't think of it as him because he didn't either. It's like acting throw disappeared in that role like when I saw it I was like wait a minute. Was He in that Papa. It's fantastic John. Shaul says gone in sixty seconds. Philip Ashworth ultra has is Castor Troy and face off people like face off. There's a lot to like Vanessa Kashmiri's valley girl. I think there are Some ladies where who's like valley girl is like a really really big movie valley girl. Is that an eighties movie. Yeah Yeah who else Susan that we talked about this before. Oh I it's a love story with Nick Cage. I can't remember the woman's name she was. She was sort of a big actor in the eighty s and a lot of those movies What was surname? I Dunno good movie had hit song that went along with it from Frank Zappa Moon Zappa. His daughter is good Andrea Solis Gra- Garett says the same valley girl randy forever. He was handsome when he was young quality. Jan healing this is raising Arizona and moonstruck. I forgot about moonstruck so good Lauren Barnes W. says the wicker man and everyone hates it but for some reason. I love it Ramsey. You chuckled did you see I mean. Was it fun bad at least Oh yeah. It's awful. Yeah always in a bear suit punching women in the face us as a sequence where that's happening interesting. Part of that is fun. I always just think about the the bees the bees saying. That's I think I need to see that just for funsies. Yeah yeah I I usually actually do though. You don't have to watch the whole movie. Just go to youtube and look ridiculous moments in the wicker man a super cat. Todd Klein says Family man as well bridget Nelson says none. I think he is a really bad actor. Like Harrison Ford. Wow that is a hot take. I thought he was talking about a movie where he played a nun. Yeah right method acting days jean-michel says matchstick men and the orchid thief. Wow look at that not even going with that uptaken. That is adaptation right. Yeah the original title of the film. What was your Qatif though? That doesn't even the book yet but the it was right. He was commissioned literally commissioned to write that but in real life it was called the orchid teeth because I read the screenplay early on and then they change it to adaptation interesting because I think the orchid thief might be the Weird title for a movie. We'll know mainstream audience. Then that's the whole thing though like that's part of the story. Because he had his character was based on him. He was hired to adapt that book. The Orchid Katif. Yeah and then. I think they didn't think that would Draw in American audience at the end of the movie theater interesting so they changed the taxation but I also wonder if Susan Orlean maybe something to do with it like like wasn't on board and said like okay. I think it was a creative choice. Interesting because I'm trying to think of a movie. Called the orchid thief mainstream audiences be like what the hell is that about stealing flower. Maybe all right we're GONNA finish up with Joe Garcia with The family man. I need to see see that quite a few people said that the family man of the Weatherman. There's two different ones. I think there was a movie called. Weatherman Ramsey's nodding right so the family man is the family. no-one said whether men so that must not be listed. You said the Weatherman a minute ago about his family man did I. I am pretty sure I only said it. If someone else at it I think think someone else said it But I had said I confused it with the family man because the family man is the one that's like It's a wonderful life. Okay and the weather man is something else entirely Yeah a few people did say weatherman in Lines Gore. Pinski's underrated the WEATHERMAN. Oh Anna shredder the weatherman all right. I'm not crazy That surprised mentioned kick ass. He was fun I thought he was. He did oh ooh that's right. Yeah and technically spider verse. Yeah he's big part of that me. Yeah who is he knows. He was The Batman the Dad who taught his kid to literally kick ass was the actress. Now is It's what's your name. What's your name Khloe Grace Marie? Yeah that was the second one was the first one was the first in Jim. Carey took took an remember him at all from the first one. That's weird. I liked it. I got work to do everyone all right. Well that's it for today. Hey we had some comic our questions but will hold those for the next step Because we are out of time. So thank you Ramsey. Thank you no thank you crushers happy birthday late one day. Nick Cage Keeping Weird and We'll see you next time For more podcasts from iheartradio visit the iheartradio APP apple podcasts. Or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. I'm Laurie Segal. And I'm hosting a new podcast series called first contact attack each week we'll have nuance Dan emotional conversations about what it means to be human. How technology is changing that from engineers coding bots to serve the dating APPs intimate conversations with tech counters? We'll tackle the ethical issues of the future. Now the attack is just another layer of our skin. Listen to. I contacted Laurie CEELO. That's me on the iheartradio APP on Apple podcasts. Or wherever you get your podcast.

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LCB 186 - Top 5 Scariest Villains, IT Chapter 2 Review, Face/Off Getting Rebooted and Hailee Steinfeld is an Avenger

Lights Camera Barstool

2:01:55 hr | 1 year ago

LCB 186 - Top 5 Scariest Villains, IT Chapter 2 Review, Face/Off Getting Rebooted and Hailee Steinfeld is an Avenger

"I'm not I'm I'm not dumb net around fifty and beyond you can get me out of this message off your pay. You can't it's handle the truth. Maybe not maybe fuck yourself. Shoot your kid. This one full day of what we've got here is saying Yes yes well. We're going. We don't need roads. He thought Ali Kevin Still Chilly and Lights Camera Barstool start wreaking welcomed the Lights Camera Barcelo episode one eighty six Jeff Flow Ken Jack Tro Ball and it's a horror movie week. It's it chapter to the second part of the IT SAGA The book made into a movie yet again. We're going to view the second in part due a scariest movie monsters or excuse me let me let me rephrase that scariest movie villains scariest movie villains in open. The can open the gate a little a bit on that one other than that we'll get we'll get into all that in a second. I haven't made my list yet so let's do it yeah. I'm going to be going on the fly. I'M GONNA go by yeah. Your best are usually on the fly. I know I tend to make it about me or I think it chapter after two because it employs is a chapter three and I don't think there's going to be a chapter three. It doesn't imply there's a chapter two chapters implies that in your tire life with three chapters no but then hardly even more chapters the poise and there's not as so no. I didn't see that we limited with three chapters but I'm seeing there should be more than two. I've never heard of a book with two or three or four for that matter. It wouldn't that the second chapter there only two chapters but I've never heard of that is what I'm saying now at least ten chapters if you're GONNA call it. A chapter did not call part to power people say like the second chapter of my life stuff like that like it's just the next third hsieh Kevin Durant Post my next Chapter Twenty Flick whatever twenty seven when he made the kept doing next chapter. There's multiple chapters after that point I just I think this is a bad take. I can't get behind it name name. One thing on earth requires debt is only two checkers less than five chapters bankruptcy after eleven. That's eleven chapters wrong again. No have you ever heard about chapters one through ten. I've only heard of chapter chapter eleven and I don't think there's a chapter one one through seven in an I I just I don't know how it works. You hoping prove my point that you need more than a certain amount to be considered a chapter okay the whole shit neon chapters. I know my chapters before again discussion. I WanNa know what we're going to be talking about. Austin powers hours on Sunday the whole entire franchise. If you have a suggestion for we should be reviewing from Amazon Prime Hulu Netflix. HBO GO DROP DOWN IN THE drought. Leave it leave it in the review. We're GONNA do this next couple. Ones from the reviews you gotTa leave the in the review on itunes poster view rate it throw it. They're gonNA pull it together. We'll figure it out from there. It's just for future reference other than that what's going on. I want to get to the apple conference in a second trope. It's typically this is where you and I decide ride or released from me if I'm interested in this phone but anything other than apple mom I'm just thinking about collar stays but what I got a call. Stay stay a washed washed some of the shirts as they say down in Kentucky and Kentucky wherever and I got the collar stays out here and there's about a sixty percent chance these days make it back into the shirt before I lose them. How often you use collar stays not not often just the ones that come with the shirt? I know they make they make aftermarket. Collar stays add-ons. They're nice and metal and have magnetic clips. You're carring sewing on point point. I just I never really have shirts with collars days because most of my shirts because I'd I'd never wear ties shirts have the button down collar. I don't like I don't like free flapping collars but these these have a spread collar so it's nice and stylish and you don't have to worry about getting that caller like all in your your cereal. You're eating in the morning and have you fuck was about to ask why don't just fucking slipped. My mind is about your shirts. I'm a big when I wear a shirt with the sweater and it's not a put down. I'm a big I'm a big collar in the Sweater Guy Oh are you. Do you know anyone who leaves the cardboard in their hats and they buy new hat no except yeah I guess so uncomfortable truth shirts debate you look at Van Heusen guy you get the ones with this the uncomfortably placed top button No oh I am. I don't know if I can. I can talk about shirts at by because I don't know which ad read is coming up today. All the one might be used in one of the companies we talk about a might be but also might not be and that's a risk. I'm willing to take but instead you. You know what I got on my desk Bagel Bagel Pepsi Max. Oh Wow prepo prepo max how many calories that Pepsi Max we look. I think it's zero zero gotta think zero or is that pet zero like to how many calories Pepsi Max and that's fine. We'll just go with zero. Zero zero is I think I think they didn't change it from is still Pepsi Max. They changed it zere. It's a Pepsi product in boys it delicious so good is good. It's it's it's my favorite. It's my favorite Pepsi Product. I'd prefer Pepsi Max to anything a Nice PARCO how about how about apple apple release their new phone budget other shit to new I had I guess a new watch now. The watch doesn't totally turn off. That's very sick but the phones they released at least two new phones iphone eleven on an iphone eleven pro which has three camera lenses so it's not just one. It's not too but it's three now we we have the vice president of innovation designed to talk about the watch well. There's a betty boop watch faces Jason and when when the our changes she goes poop do they had they had this like big screen up after they announced everything for like two phones enlisted all the features in a lot of the features just things that we've had for a while like one of the features is wireless charging have for like three years now. We've had it for fifteen years in a Samsung. I think apple's apple slow at that stuff tough but it's they invent that stuff though other people may put it in their phones I buy apple invents it. I you know I I was paying attention to it because it feels like after every one of these conferences since maybe the IPAD was released and I think it was like maybe one Steve Jobs last onslaught insult within two years of his his passing. Everybody said like apples apples like can't innovate anymore. They ran out of good ideas and this is the first one I have watched where I've like. Kinda Kinda thought that myself although I just don't know how much more you can do with the the current framework of of the phone and in the watch before it just becomes something else entirely feels like we're we're at the end of the modern smartphone era in terms of ah what gets added year-over-year being able to blow our minds. It looks absolutely ridiculous to Three Camera Lens. It's silly looking I did it. It's stupid I look I like cameras much as the next guy take a lot of baby pictures and I appreciate the K. at the camera how nice the cameras are but making making the camera nicer is not a selling point for a phone for me but that being said I don't know what would be a selling point for me to one a new iphone phone right now like I feel like the IPHONE X. Ten Excess Max zero sugar is It's it's a great phone and has everything I want except for maybe the whole like charging other things because it'd be cool the charge your air pods on your phone but oh oh the other thing. USB But they're still enlightening aren't they. Yeah that's actually annoying. I liked the USCCA Kendrick the newer Mac book as well I prefer USB. I think it's a it's a good port for most devices are stand the hype I think it's I think it's nice. It's very nice. It's sleek it. It's universal reversal. I it's a serial bus and it's it's the C variant it's better than the regular variant the big clunky one member remember the large ipod I pod connector at least out on the old iphones to the very big ones at the bottom of the thirty. PM Crazy they they like when they changed the connector over they nearly bankrupted opted Marriott international because they had to go change out docks the APP or drug Bunch Shit though again the the best part of it was watching those is the reaction action to bunch of Shit. Nobody cares about how the crowd reacts like a Colt. They brought up the reach. The person who runs the retail section of apple and they cheered very very loudly cheered like name any pop star had just walked out on stage at all is someone who came over and it's like hey you know that glass box store in New York we're opening up again and they freaked the fuck out at that's I love watching those for that. It's always entertaining yeah and then they had the they had the requisite gaming section ah they tell us how how great have great a platform. IOS Is for gaming in you know no one buys it because it's just another variation nation of like tap on a fruit in them by more coins to tap them more fruits. this really made me feel like apple's going to be pivoting. We're already starting to see it with the Apple. TV service like they're they're they might be at the end of an error in terms of apple being primarily hardware provider. If a fucking in credit card now folks. Have you heard about this well you did ask what is the draw for an iphone and they have a deal and related to a piece of news. We have later a new trailer for one of their new shows which I don't want to spoil. It looks like APPs looks like ass. The show looks like Shit in my opinion don't their credit cards break recap the torch leather or something I think they made the cards this might this might be conspiracy so don't quote me on this but yes. I'm pretty sure that some people said they made their your cards so you wouldn't use the card and instead use apple pay which is funny. They're like hey warning. If you use our cards break everything else you have thanks. I know it's hard to get excited about. It and I can't tell I can't tell if it's just because I'm I'm just so much more cynical now at thirty five years of age or if the product's just kinda stink. I think it's a combination of both because it's the same stuff they've been doing the same stuff since two thousand five like Oh yeah who gave a new Mac book has a has a Intel processor in it. That's revolutionary. It's really pretty pretty standard about how video games like or the to you to buy the PS five or the xbox or the fuck is going to be called you systems of probably I'm going. I'm probably probably only going to do the playstation. Playstation is going to be better but I just want both because I need my halo fix and my gears of war fix that's through. That's a good point yeah especially halo for me and I don't know man. It's just it's it's crazy. We live live in a society that I'm not getting anything. Working Apple releases source gaming system goes. Is that something they announced no just the phone you know the old deal Burton it more a frightening actually that was the thing that was the first thing they showcase was frogger. You can now play frogger frigate movie. I bet you there is fruit aren't Ninja and no but I'm sure there will be remember. There's still that five nights at Freddy's movie Oh there sure is a fruit engine movie doesn't sixteen the one I think the one thing I do respect apple. Four is how judicious they are with their cash because I'd I'd be by everything I'll be binding Tengo be by age twenty four. I I'd be buying you know some companies that you could buy. I think Nintendo Nintendo property I don't know of Nintendo whatever cell but could you imagine like them. Integrating Nintendo with the you know the the the cloud and basically I'm trying to say is the ability to emulate anything on demand the band Nintendo's already trying to Nintendo doesn't do things very well aside from just make video games. Who's that guy old CEO Reggie something became immune facing talking about that always come out talk about shit? Yeah is ready. Something's French last name but I always liked the guy very comforting face. Even though everything here released it ended up being bad I think he's like the Guy the year he joins us when they released the DS whatever their convention as he came out and released it yet some like really funny line. I forget what it is though he opened up the DSP's look look look touch me at the bottom but you flip it open like give fucking game boy. Ds Holy Shit is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life if you bought it and the got cigarette relatively quick I like Nintendo. They still make the best games they do them. Am Naughty Dog I'm like what are the other developers that I love Rockstar. They you know you can count on me buying any one of them but the problem with Nintendo's. There's always an accessibility issue because you gotta buy their hardware which is never he can't do anything else on it except for playing Nintendo Kendo Games Mario Kart for the iphone yeah I I you know I just I can't. I can't imagine a world in which I played memorial cord on the iphone chief anything else by the way I wanted to slip this common an apple buying a twenty four makes on absurd amount of sense like that is that is for sure like if that's a great prediction for something that's going to happen with them was yeah I mean I. That's what I'm saying is like I'd be going out to buy these things trying trying to get my contents king that you gotta have the content because everything else is replaceable hardwares replaceable. There's always going to be someone else that can do it better but if you on the content if you own the environment feeling the walled garden they can't touch you. That's why apple can skate year after year by saying well now we cut the freaking eighty six chip in the iphone and check out what this baby can do and it's just clip of somebody like closing windows on their APPs. 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S. folks guess what the Goldfinch apparently sucks has seen this coming back by the way so I referred to you like hustlers in Joe Rabbit and other movies on Sundays pod as being at the Venice Film Festival at Tiff the Toronto International Film Festival clear that up so many film festivals going on right now I think two but I mixed them up? Go ventures at TIFF image format. Yes that's true Oh true true even think about when I accidentally skilled on photoshop and it tip instead of ruins those three seconds of my day twenty six percent around tomatoes with fifty reviews news. There are some people who are like I love this movie. Here's a positive one from Scott Mendelson from Forbes was kind of all over the map. Sometimes he says it's gorgeous thoughtful. Well acted morally Orley complex and adult skewing character study from a major studio. That's a good one. Here's another good one from show Biz cheat sheet. It is perfect but what it has to say is worth forgiving some of its shortcomings and then here's some bad ones a movie as inner as the famous oil painting tilted for. That's really that's really brutal. It looks and sounds like a movie without quite being one of the New York Times such a New York Times quote the Boston Globe the Goldfinch John Crawley's film adaption of tarts novel lands unsatisfying the in the middle on one more. It's terrible when a beloved I love novel arrived on screen with a self important thud and that's putting it diplomatically in the case of the Goldfinch for the most part fucking hate this movie like huge Bob yes huge bomb and this thing is getting pushed hard it usually it takes me a while again this is just me using the LCD twitter as an example but it usually gets me it takes a little while and I feel like it's probably for you. Ken Jack is usually turn on the notification for studio so we don't miss any trailers news. It takes me while remember to turn them off because typically when a movie is either done with trailers slows down a little bit and becomes not as obvious but man it reminded me really quickly with the Goldfinch both inch turn off notifications. They've been pumping the shit out of this thing on social media advertising everywhere so they're hoping for big things from Warner Brothers who we had a great year in apparently movie socks everything says it's beautifully shot and looks really good in accurately good. It's just boring movie. Movie overall in Ethic Kinda sucks right because like sometimes you get the opposite where it's like a really interesting movie but it just looks in sounds and feels like shit so no feel bad for an so he's on. I know of hated on or in so awkward quite a bit but feel bad. He's on a streak of British shitty movies will deacons. I did this right this freaky dicky movie. I'm yeah this is deacons. Yep Yeah so I mean that's a Bryce by I feel like there's always always there's just something about a movie that looks like a prestige movie and then when it fails to be good that just makes you additionally angry that I can't explain and so maybe the blowback is like some of that because it's almost like it's like a pontiac fear with the Ferrari body kit. It's got all the the trappings of a prestige movie. It's based off of a very well received book. You've got a cast. That's that's pretty great and you got cinematographer and then the director John Crawley did a Brooklyn which which obviously was very good as well will and then you get to it in just not good and it's disappointing but I think so. I don't forget if it was on the read it there wherever like a almost you guys set it. The first warning sign would be that this has a September released which I don't think like if it was a true contender for a the prestige movie you'd expect it may be released a little later Caesar niffer contention. This book was apparently really good right the fan. It's a Pulitzer Prize winner. People fans of the book are were very excited. I think are still excited and we know ansel has a crazy big fan base and I think Fin Wolford does to cause a strange thing so there was a lot of voice yeah a lot of hype for this but apparently it's just a big stinker just not good. We're supposed to be reviewing. It comes out this weekend but I think we're GONNA add this with Hustler and just kind of split it up. 'cause hustlers apparently really good this one. Apparently Super super-bat also apparently Britney runs a marathon with Jillian Bell. Both people know from Workaho Alex people saying very very good movie. That was just like what what's the Simon pegg movie of a similar name run February run yeah. That's what I thought of when I saw that trailer because the same thing it's just not Simon big huge huge audience scores so whenever that gets wider will be nuts must got our view that won the goldfish. I thought I look I wasn't insanely interested interesting but I it looked like it was going to pack a punch and apparently it's just it's not good bogere thought we see it. What's next week so ah when you go deeper into the criticism or are people just saying there's no substance behind the style is incoherent is is it an issue with literally dropped two percent in the last five minutes to more bad reviews just rolled in? Let's see I'll try to read more Dole devoid of tension and overall an uninvolved film that has both a personal drama in a crime mystery but also neither of those things and nearly nothing at all. Damn just say the movies nothing. That's the Borg should be. There's nothing to this movie like that's essentially what was just said reminds me of like the movie Prometheus I always thought was shot really well but just like wasn't enough to the story be interesting so I don't know if that's a good comparison. What do you say I would have to I'd want to compare it to maybe something outside the Jonah. I I know what you're saying. It's just something we're like all the pieces. Are there like the acting was good. It was simple. Talk is GonNa look beautiful sounded beautiful just like the movie wasn't good. Yeah I mean both had epic epic epic but both had trail the premier's had one of the best trailers of alltel especially relative to how much movie sucked and I thought the Goldfinch trailer is pretty good it it was it felt mysterious. How about interstellar because I know I think you guys don't like his right yeah but I don't think ah I'm not I'm not Pooh poohing your suggestions? I'm just saying that I'm trying to think of the perfect fit. I know I'm trying to think of when that's in the correct genre. I'm just struggling. I'm just I'm struggling just to find one that fifty I compared to something like this. I like my what about cloud atlas cloudy said the good actors and I don't know about good cinematography McAfee kind of looked like crap should what was what was the one that was all visuals in some people said had no so the tree of life that was one oh yeah the tree the tree of life we've had really high scores and and had an above average audience score I mean the the first page of reviews this movie even reviews considered quote unquote fresh. They're not good. They're like really not good reviews like here's this is a fresh review. The GOLDFINCH isn't a subtle book and this is an Asana movie but within it's barely contained shaggy construction -struction and there's plenty to like Meyer be entertained by it like okay you're saying there's something good there but that still doesn't tell me it's like a it's barely a compliment. It's a long a two and a half hours with Theo story is complicated on the tone of all adds up and pays off like that's okay middle of the road I guess but then here's one about the about the way shot yes. It's a Welsh doc films. There's also a reason the term Oscar Baig's this. I'm looking through the list. Pulitzer Prize winning novels to see in the hours was really good so that that that maybe isn't a great comparison of the road. What about the road? I like the Lord Joaqu. The road was awesome yeah. I thought the movie was I thought the movie was good. I ended up is great but I don't think it's a good comparison Hugh Dude. I love the road yeah I I. I like the road to again the road. That's it's a tough one because again. Most people liked both sides of that both sides like like that for the most part I'm trying to think along with the critics just didn't like and they don't think there's substance behind the story like the road. I think most people agree there was a good story there and it was also will shot. I'm struggling to think of one where people kind of in the consensus agrees that it's technically Oh well-made okay all right listen to this one okay of renowned book with a beautifully shot and intriguing trailer set to gorgeous music music ends up being a good movie. What am I talking about like this one? We're talking about right now. The arcade fire did music Zik in the trailer. Oh it's based off of the Children's book no cat in the hat. No where the wild things are wow. What a pool maybe no comparison but that that was something I think people had a lot of hopes for for one of my favorite books growing up? I thought that was GONNA be better not growing up like literally kit but still was shot really well directed by I Spike Jones Tomato meter though critic seventy-three audience fifty seven someone screaming I mean listen now let us know on. Lcd read it or on twitter just hit us up a movie that is shots very well below the by critics Jonrowe accent and we don't know about audience and obviously Presencia speak critic audiences love speed racer now. It's a coke classic except for the One man who doesn't unlike the matter it spent about two seconds to write the which I did that one is well. clot was that book the Cloud was book was was pretty pretty popular right all right dude. I'll tell you what she didn't read the Cloud Atlas Book But even Cloud Atlas Sixty six in sixty six critics sixty six audience with the Fuck Movie Cloud Atlas is more popular for being a punchline at this point like I. It's just it's literally. It was a punchline in the show silicon. The valley is just a punchline bad movies good books Let's let's move on those. Look it up because we we we have one that I know enraged a lot of people online and Kinda rightfully so kinda rightfully so so there's two trains of thoughts these days with with these legacy films legacy the right word but older popular movies are being brought back. There is being rebooted or being brought back for older sequels right. We've seen some of the older sequels topgun good example. We've seen some of the reboots ghostbusters owns the lovely Bowie. That's the comparison ooh I like that. That's a good comparison do like a good one. Even though I feel like didn't some people like that. Some people are GonNa like the Goldfinch anyway I just had verbal diarrhea hip dump headed dump it anyway. These older movies coming back to a reboot or an elite sequel face off. I don't know faceoff ace off should be touched but did you have somebody in Nick Cage very popular somebody in John Travolta where I don't think John Travolta's on Nick Cage is level right now. We're like Nick Ages. Will I mean Travolta's more mean than cages but I feel like cages kind of beloved at this point because an actor for his weirdness. He is definitely an actor anyway. I think they're they're they're a little similar. I would think that a sequel or finding a way to spin off or something doing something with face off. I don't know how you do it. Obviously Klay bringing them back in some form. Some way shape or form for faceoff makes more sense than a reboot because the reboot is what we're getting. We're getting reboot faceoff according to deadline the studios rebooting face off with the new cast and that's about that or an Ouzo previously co wrote twenty two jump street and cloverfield paradox. He'll be writing it enduringly writers who worked on sonic the Hedgehog live action. Okay feeling the already written shoot up your actors picked right like they have to have someone in mind for this kind of ECLECTIC grows at least their cage one. Yeah I mean that's that's the problem. That's the problem with this is this is this is a is a face off as a state dinner. They're they're taking the stakeout. They the whole the whole excitement the whole lower the whole Colt behind face off is precisely due to Nicholas Nicholas Cage is acting in that movie the the peach seen the face off and you're you're trying to make magic with without the magician who got there so I disagree with. It and I think that if you were to remake a Nicholas cage movie conair conair would actually be a much better candidate for remaking face off right now guess hundred percent agree I again. It's tough to do a sequel. Obviously obviously someone dies but like there's a way to make it work because of the weirdness of what the story is and literal face off like you can make it work where they returned right. You could just make it where it's what was what was his brother's named Cyrus Cyrus geeks Cyrus the virus us in that prison with magnetic boosted he get killed or just make them have another brother in the recovers his face and he gets Nicolas Cage's face cow was his name in that movie is such an awesome name to it's possible to do right. There's there was a way to do it and it's just a bummer. They didn't go that route because like whatever like I know it's attornal fights comic books sequels reboots whatever but if you're GONNA do it at least that's my thing it's going to happen. They're going to do it so we do it in a way that's interesting for top gun right. Did they need to make another top gun no but at least doing it in a way that people are interested right people are like Oh you know what the continuation of the story. It's a stretch whatever I don't care like I kinda see it now. They could have done that with this like people would have. I've been interested if you said Travolta engage your back yeah Topgun. Nobody would give a shit if it didn't have crews and kilmer in yeah and and with with face off just look Travolta's fight but Nicholas cage is Castro choices. He makes us movie face off is face off because because of Castro Troy and would nicholas cage does here and if you take that out it's nothing it's it's it's a concept. I was trying to think of somebody who can kind replicate that sort of crazy. Where it's it's not an actor? It's not like a serious crazy right like he's not like doing the fucking jokers something. He's doing it like he's trying to do what is essentially actually a series act but like it's interpreted by the audience differently than I think it's meant to be portrayed and I am. I don't know a younger actor that can do that because I'm suing their cast someone younger than the Kate right I nick Shiloh buff Kadoorie no but a see that's like almost like mean territory or something I mean I mean Nick Cage. I don't think it was at that level at that point his career yeah but I know but you got to lean in into it. If you're going to be remaking cameos you've got to lean into it all right. Yeah I get behind that. Then based off was campy Faso's pretty candy by itself so overly it's like camping in hindsight I guess because it's overly nineteen ninety-seven super serious that plays camping now yeah exactly exactly that's what I mean. I can't think of anyone that could kind of go into that role and if they are if they were to go in that direction you're saying I wouldn't mind it'll Shiloh in who who's travolta whose who plays off well with Travolta own the shuttle in that the Travolta character in this movie is so vacant. I mean the the the way he was acting bosses family. He didn't have anything left to live for. Are you assuming this when you want someone with a better kind of chemistry right right. Maybe I'll just one nicholas cage. I just want Nicholas Cage and I want I want castor troy to be resurrected and and Shit Shit but let's conair would be much better because at least in con air you had you had the supporting characters in the other inmates that were on the plane with you. Yeah I think I think you could do. I think you could do cool things. Maybe making them different while retaining the same type of thing but going to face off is is is pretty pretty reliant on Nicholas cage and Castro troy in terms of that making faceoff I've agree with you won't cage back over anything else took. His face space came off people weren't he wasn't even like people were angry. People are like Oh come mine really. Why are we doing this? It was surprising I was this was news that actually took me by surprise because anything rebuilding or remaking it just accept it this. I paused for a second wow. I didn't expect that do they. Exclusively say that in a cage would not be in it they just said reboot from over the verbiage is so. I don't know if they ever specifically say wouldn't be back. Maybe not maybe if we look really into the details but it I think there are so many face ponds. It's like new faces that were I just kind of assumed maybe he won't be in it. I mean you gotta assume his agents doing everything. He can't get his ass. In this move Oh yeah and I don't know why the studio wouldn't that takes the move to a different level I would think I don't know I'm not a fucking studio. That's just my guess I just I I would love like like a story where somehow castor troy a cloned himself from you. Just you have different Castro Troy's running around green screen castor troy a loaded into the castor troy verse could eat me Peach. I mean I'll tell you what into the cage verse movie of Bunch Nicholas Cage Characters. They made a fucking being John Malkovich true a cage. It's not the worst idea of just people would freak out about it on a trailer and then we got an ad skit trailer for a movie that we made fun of we made fun of this movie and it's probably really fucking good and that's the White House for May twenty four white housekeepers trying to maintain their sanity while living on a remote mysterious series New England island in eighteen nineties. A Willem dafoe apparently is gonNA probably get a nomination for this. It looks fucking great like are I mean whatever like I'm we're GONNA continue making fun of this just because of what it is and how shot and we'll how it looks it looks pretty fucking awesome like it just does it was described in one of you sorry very troll as a lunatic dark comedy of cabin fever and much easement. That sounds awesome. It sounds like it's on Super Eight twenty four bill like I'm excited for this movie now. It's going to be great. It's going to be great Cedar Ready to live up to it. I will say though I don't don't think I put it on my top five still like I don't think I put on my top. I'm excited to see it. Don't get me wrong but like I don't think I put my top five five most at this point though we're running out of movies like by the fault that's almost up there. I mean I was happy to see jeopardy but ended up not living up to the hyper being number two on my list so that was number two on your list. What was it on my list yet? Chapter two was on your list and tell you what she wasn't on mine the cost they wouldn't Hashtag Hashtag it with wisdom has come out with the date. Dropping might ask comes out October eighteenth a month so basically a month limited did they do. They women thing. I would assume so yeah so we'll see we may not review right away if it's limited just out of availability but I lived in Montana's stuff you guys get one movie every two weeks so that's the truth the White House there's not much more to sandwich update that we're looking forward to it. That's all we got there. Look the fucking Nats Kendra. I've got an eight here we do. The year is two thousand nineteen in the losers club returns to dairy very unsure of what drew them there Richie played by Bill Hader decides to take a walk down his old st the rain. 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The scores dropped a little bit on rotten tomatoes and let me just read a couple of negative ones says let's be let's play both all sides of the coin a movie with the message this one hammers home again and again feels too volatile and frankly too scary to separate from the real the very real violence committed by young men like walking Phoenix Arthur fleck in America almost every day the predictable the predictable brand of coldhearted cynicism is not worth your time seriously so we can you can kind kind of tell what's about to happen with this movie that we've already talked about it. The the reviews are blending into real world things and trill well as you mentioned as we talked about. It's GonNa like be become largely insufferable. I think I think viewpoints are good. I think I think it's it's okay for people to feel away about a movie and it's okay to criticize it in that manner of just like I just hope it doesn't become like a freaking you know people should their bricks when the movie starts getting down voted on rotten tomatoes back and forth the thing like it's a review. Someone felt that way about it. That's fine. I mean that doesn't stop you from going out and enjoy it. My I think is what level do we stop. Stop blending movie and reality exactly that's. Where is this is? This is where it's like. I I don't know I like some of their views are negative which this one's a three out of five which I find bizarre to be Iran regardless. It hardly matters if the audience is aware of the jokers origin story not because there is only one one way that this this tale can end this unfortunately robs a film of most of its tension rising action despite Phoenix's performance the super serious standalone origin story very expensive utterly a hollow again those like those like okay. That's your take. I will take that wholeheartedly going into the theater but then there are just some other things that like again you're you're blending reality Odeon movie and at what point are we just not reviewing a movie anymore and that's that's where I kind of. Pull back a bit but I mean like I know it went off against like how you know one of the things I guess I just don't like about modern pop culture's how over analyzed everything is also like how people try to look through it to to draw draw comparison to to real world events but at the same time it's like you know I think it's also like art is reflective of real life in some senses and I think it's okay to format opinion and ensure that perspective after the seen seen the movie that's how you feel about it and that's kind of the disadvantage that that I have right now is. I haven't seen the movie so I I can't. I can't tell you if it feels that way right like but at the same time you know I don't WanNa get lost in Lake Lake getting so mad about reviews that you know maybe say something you disagree with to the point where like you just don't enjoy the actual movie like what I WanNa. Do is. I want to go in. I WANNA see for myself. I want to see like what rings true what rings hollow in terms of both the good and the bad of what's being said and then make my own assessment for whether or not I feel that way and I just can't right now and so what I mean by exhausting it's like the the you know. The majority of people in this country have not seen this movie. The majority Jordy of people excited about this movie haven't seen it as well and I think just the pre lead up on you know in terms of like reacting reacting to negative reviews are reacting to positive reviews that's where the burn out comes in like I'd I'd rather have the discussion once I seen in it. Yes that's kind of where I stay at like middleman or whatever like but I do think like I. I know what you're saying like I I I do think that it it is it is frustrating. Sometimes when in also because like a lot of these okay let me just say this sometimes so you don't really know what's real in what's contrive just to get clicks and I don't mean that as a detriment to like anyone writing these pieces or anyone making these reviews because because I'm sure they're great at their job and their journalists but there's so many takes online about stuff that it's hard to differentiate what's actually ernest criticism and what's actually someone's editor. Just saying go right. Something opposite of what everyone else is saying so you're the main character on twitter for the day we get clicks and everybody gets pissed off and that's why it's hard for me to feel strongly either one way or the other about it. It's Kinda like how you know Roman and successfully says that everything comes down to the morsels and like people just want want the Morsels people just WanNa see that headline that says Oh joker bad or uh-huh joker good and they just WanNa digest it in either be mad about it or be happy about it and the thing with the joker Kersey. It's not like it's a political movie or something where people should be going into trying to form a you know this is supporting. My vision is against my vision whatever it's like fucking concha character at the end of the day right and I think that like people forming their opinion ahead of time I liked reading headlines or whatever reading looking out for the one negative critic interview looking out for like the overly positive critic reviews like stop going to watch for yourself. Take whatever you want from it but whatever you do don't think that your vision of what the the director met like what Tacos from the movie is correct because a guaranteed you're probably wrong if literally no fucking clue what what they're going for not too good point yeah I think some of it too is like and I think I think there are some valid points that are being made when you know talking about like what the character represents but like with a lot of things it's it's like I I don't know if that's the intent behind the filmmaker and even if it wasn't the content like I don't know if it's fair to draw those comparisons without seeing the subject matter myself so like take my that's my takeaway is like you know somebody writing about it and and taking a critical I in a manner to where they want to you know analyze something something through the lens of funny to say society because of the joker medium and short. We live in a society. I think that's the job of a critic. I really do like it but also at the same time I it's it's also in this world where somebody with fifty followers can go online and be a critic in their own right or three dudes who are unqualified to talk about movies on podcast together opinions podcast and it. It's just hiring when they're only seems like there can be one main topic of discussion at a time and a lot of that doesn't seem like it's organic. It just seems like we have to talk about it because everyone else is talking about it and if we don't talk about it we're gonNA miss out on kind of sucks man. I WanNa see the fucking movie already and I'm tired of hearing people talk about it. Fuck these festivals over a week before the movie came out and that's it and just go see it and move on the joker. The scales are tipped a little bit with reviews though I still think it's primed ready for by the way I'm not fully caught up in succession but let me add that curing cocaine's obnoxiously good in that show. He's a raiders he just good dude. I mean they're all good but he is him. Not being nominated for an emmy is a joke everybody in that cast asked needs an emmy. None of them have nominated for emmys. It's just a show outstanding drama series and then there's a directing and writing nomination do you remember him in. What was it dusk pilgrim? Yep You so good that remember watching that movie and be like Damn. This guy needs to work in only took like another decade's over seven to be like yeah sure why not not as best role as Beth throws when he pisses the sheets and tone so sure. Did I just hear you. gotTa wonder whether it's show like I I think it's one of the shows that takes off after the fact and I feel like breaking bad was that way where Britain bag at two or three seasons before people really started panicking and saying oh there's another show on AMC should be watching in walking dead I think with the with the everything on Hbo Right now that like is is just great. I feel like succession accession. Kinda got buried in the game of thrones hype even though it came out last year but people definitely need to check it out because it's it's it's it's one of the smartest shows on television. It is characters that you just absolutely hate but also sympathize with and very very entertaining emmys a week from Sunday. I'm curious if game of thrones lead nomination I'm curious if it snatches everything up Adam McKay nominated though for a for best directing drama series going up against our DP cooper and our guys from Cambridge Bischoff Yeah also got up against Jayson Baby. He's going for the second leg. The got moving on Hailee Steinfeld. This is actually pretty big marvel news hailee Steinfeld is up for the role of and I would imagine she will take it kate bishop who is kind of the under study to Hawkeye Hawkeye TV series viscous elevated the Hawkeye Series series for me big time yeah. She's an event. She's a future Avenger. That's a huge fucking deal has. Has she ever been in anything that like you. You've disliked her in. I don't think so 'cause 'cause she's great but also like at every I feel like everything I've watched with her in it. I've legitimately liked would maybe pitch perfect to being on the outside and even though I did enjoy it like like true grit obviously amaz yeah but I mean even bumblebee though we enjoyed I mean but she was like she will be. I'm sure she has but like the edges seventeen is I think one of the best coming of age dramas that has ever been made so good yeah and and like spider verse as well as using True Grit Grainger Grit years ago that was big that was the big breakthrough kind of when she was like how old is she like maybe thirteen when that came out yes. She must have known yeah also senior yeah now. She's I. I'm very excited for this role assuming she takes it. I just think her being in it is like she. She's she's got what is she. She's like she can do humor. She can do serious stuff like you said Bumblebee like Bumblebee. The large part of the reason why Bumblebee was likable is because she she was able to sell a platonic relationship with a car. You know I'll play devil's advocate a little here. I think that they should save her for a better eighteen role that maybe isn't introduced Disney pluses and introduced on the big screen you have I feel like though at some point are we going to have to just accept that because he's going to have the budget of movies and they're going to dive deeper into the characters which allows not to have to have standalone movies for everyone right but but also I think this is where kind of phone out of all all the Disney plus marvel shows. I think Hawkeye as of right now probably generates the least interest right and that doesn't mean it's not generating any interest is saying just like you know it's I what if all the rest of them are ninety nine a night or whatever like it's still going to go wash people but I think it probably has the least amount of interest at all of them so I think I would rather her. Get something something more popular and maybe something the superpowers. We've pretty sick. Although I don't know anything about re though I know the the wherever the run with that hat involved her a bishop was apparently very good but the firm just a big screen role because I think she's big screen telefe. That's very I will be eventually obviously but I understand understand your point with the debut that I mean I I completely I diabetics. I agree with that. I do think this is an investment from the standpoint of just getting a big name to put on the streaming service in Lee show in order to build that up. They're just trying to build something from the ground floor. Get Subscriber base and I think a movie led by hilly Seinfeld Steinfeld would do that and it would end. The thing is is like I I also oh I mean marvel movies kind of transcend age does not necessarily need to go after a younger demographic but like through her music it does seem like she would have a lot of younger fans or people who might be like drawn into this who maybe this could be their entry point into being being interested in in what they got cooking over there at the old. Mc You so I just kind of you. It is like yeah like she probably does a warrant something that maybe maybe is bigger up higher up on the marquee but also like you know if they're offering her absurd sum of money to play a role on their streaming show than her hands ends are tied. GotTa gotta get that bag. I agree with you with the younger demographic thing if you if you look at like the Spiderman Movies Sunday's fans like go crazy every single time there's like anything released about like far from home or even homecoming. They wouldn't like fucking ballistic so I'm sure it'd be Kinda like the same effect if you were to drop her in a movie that's very true yeah all right. Let's move on little change of pace though have you been clamoring for a new bill shatner movie. No yeah sure wasn't yeah well here. You go devils revenge. Oh Lord sucked so much. Oh boy sorry this film is about a down on his luck archaeologist on a routine cave expedition and this is William Shatner going. I WANNA play Indiana Jones. So what are you going to be to be down on your luck and archaeologist. You're just not finding shit. He's just sat at your job. Just like every cage you've been going on leads turn out to be regular caves and ancient Mayan ruins or whatnot assuming about a down on his luck archaeologist on a routine cave expedition who is cursed by a relic that turns out to be a portal to hell and discovers that he must destroy the relic in order to reverse the curse on his family that's all I got the trailers brutal William Shatner. He's he's is up there in age he is. He's returning to Steve he or she wasn't wasn't state farm. Was the commercials used to do. is He doing priceline priceline. Yes you doing anything with Star Trek or no the new star Trek's checked down on CBS Shit Dude. I don't WanNa fucking by their stupid. Streaming Service and I don't have cable so it's useless to me why they got the Picard show but I don't think I don't think they're bringing captain. Captain Kirk into the fold. He's he's kind of William Shatner's unpredictable. I feel like these days. Most movie doesn't Jeri Ryan and she's GonNa be in the New Star Trek. She's in Picard but I don't think he is this this. I think this movie sounds like something that will be roasted Mystery Science Theater Three Thousand Devils Revenge starring Bill Shatner if you told when the movie was made in one thousand nine hundred nineteen sixty whatever in roasted by MS MS cad say Yeah I believe you the devil's revenge has already been made. It's a video game is called Diablo. Two who go in the explosion in this trailer was just straight up after affects shit Noah glitterati someone Google Explosion Green screen on Youtube and then key lighted it into the same. That's it like everyone jump is being released the theaters jeffers versus like a Vod. Is this like this but this isn't even like good viewed this them Yo is probably the meal exclusive in the book. All I know is we have an opening in next month and I there's. There's a couple options. We may be able to catch up on movies that came not early in the year but if we can't get enough I think we're going to do devils revenge and we're GONNA find a way to do creatively to like we're not going to watch watch all three and give like regular. Take we're GONNA find a way way to do this. Creatively devils revenge fanatic with John Travolta and then that really really bad Bruce Willis movie. We're going to figure out how do we may take take some cues from our good friends of friends. I mean their twitter follows us at red letter media. I don't know how we do it. However we're GONNA find a way to review all three three days? We'll make it fun and make it different but devils revenge is up there it looks it looks like a fake movie. Poster Should Watch the Michael titties movie couplets. Maybe we'll watch. I don't know we'll we're gonNA find a creative way to to watch a budget stream movies and just see how it goes Titi October Mark Waugh. We'll find a way last up Jason Momoa streaming show we've been doing the streaming show is because I don't know there are different I don't know but this is going on apple. TV plus and it's called C. S. E. starring Jason Momoa far in a dystopia in future future. The human race has lost a sense of sight in society has had to find new ways to interact build hunting to survive all of that is challenged when a set of twins with site is born c stars Jason Momoa as a Kurkin named Baba Voss the father of twins born centuries later with the mythic think ability to see I like I think the trailer looks absolutely fucking terrible. I I liked the concept the did you are. You going to watch yeah I did. I didn't watch the trailer. I just saw Jason Momoa a micro now. Let's get your take on it but the the concept sounds pretty neat wise the trailer. It looks like ask like what's going on the trailer to make this concept Bat Sean on like a fucking blue light filters looks like garbage pure trash the the fucking show frontier the Netflix Jason memo is parched on half the amount of budget in ten times better than this. That's fair. Is there anyone else in it. Aside from Jason. MOMOA KINDA checked out on it after watching the trailer didn't look anymore nothing that would pop out big time I don't believe but it is part of Apple's roles streaming program which launches I launched a couple of weeks before a like a week and a half before Disney plus. It'll be four ninety nine a month for ninety nine a month. The ones launching with it will be Dickinson. It's a period comedy based on Emily Dickinson and it's actually Hailee Steinfeld in the role another one will be for all mankind which they science fiction drama like an alternate history science fiction drama with Joel Kinnamon Doc. It's it's I believe an alternate history of the space race as if you're the USSR had had landed. I look good a ghost writer to reboot the morning show which is a huge budget show based off of like it's like the morning TV show wars Jennifer Aniston and eat Carol Yeah Steve Carell Reese Witherspoon Yeah Jennifer Aniston Guba raw billy Kurt up in this as well does he does he play Matt Lauer Lower Type Guy who it's disgraced corral yeah yeah that's got so that's that's the one that's like Kinda and again the most pob a snoopy and space and the peanuts and Space Oprah's book club and that's it. That's launching with this but there's a bunch of other shows. I believe I isn't there that might be net flicks. There's like another space but never a bunch of things out there. They do have have some original films that are kind of farther down the road. I know Steve Fieldwork had some stuff involved with apple. TV plus so we'll see but there are launching this do you are. You GonNa be interested in this either you I. I'm waiting to see because this this is one of those things where when Netflix announced they're doing original content. I was extremely skeptical and they've gone on to do a lot of things. I like the concept for House of cards hard Saturday absolutely ridiculous but I still think the first season's good decent television so I wanna see I I'm the morning show looked like good. The alternate history one looks really good and then even though I'm not like I the Dickinson has my attention but but I I just all takes really like if we live in a we live in a society where bird box it can become a like like a national phenomenon than I see no reason one of these shows can't hit big and get a lot of people interested in signing up for this platform. That's true I yeah that that's true. I mean I'm GonNa Watch the morning one only because I worked in that environment and that's interesting to me like watching a show and they actually closely resemble Bolgia may even though the story resembles today show so that interests me like I'm GonNa Watch it for that but the other stuff I see I don't know maybe some people like see but I can't get into so much the other stuff so it's Kendrick. I know you will get. CBS Oh access. I can't imagine a world unless you get this. Ask that wouldn't that wouldn't really lineup no sir I have a little interesting picard and I never really watched star Trek but I it does look like they're putting effort into it not a lack of interest just got no interest in getting. CBS Alexis no interest in getting killed walks in stone apart it. I respect star Trek too much coach. Let's go I respect that I've taken money out of their already deep pockets. That's there you go there. You Go okay. Let's let's let's move on. It's it's well. 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The Evil Clown pennywise returns twenty seven years later to terrorize the town of dairy main once again now adults the childhood friends have long since gone their separate ways but when people start disappearing Mike Hanlin calls the others home for one one final stand damaged by scarf in the past the united losers literally scars the United Losers must conquer their deepest fears to destroy the shape shifting pennywise now more powerful than ever it came out last weekend. It's got a sixty percent critic score eighty percent audience scoring round tomatoes metacritic a critical different fifty eight metzker six point eight user score it made. I believe what see it's made just about two hundred million dollars at the box office this big box office success eighty million dollar budget roughly it made in the first weekend more than Dr Tower maintenance entire run by the way speaking Stephen King things. That's Sane Yeah it chapter two I this. This is a tough one for me because I I really wanted to go in here loving more than I made the first one in eighty four and he five again one of those two scores. I enjoyed the first one I think it was a a little fl- I it was a little safe but it worked and I enjoyed it the good stuff in it chapter two. I like more then then in chapter one but there are too many detractors in this movie too many detractors in this movie that is just way too voted in the middle. I it's it's not it's not that the run time as long as one hundred sixty nine minutes is that just they don't use. I think the run time to advantage I just think runtime we'll get into it and spoilers. It's not the middle of this movie just becomes too predictable and a little too bland it disengages you almost because I personally like the first earth part the first act and I like the final act but the middle just kind it become stale and drags it down a little bit and that's why my final score score seventy seven because the stuff I liked and I really really liked especially bill hader but the middle just it Kinda it Kinda shot down a audience gave it an eighty two by the way eighty two out of one hundred Ken Jack Tapper you go first thoughts on Chapter Two pennywise the return chapter two fifty out of one hundred way too long acting was very very good from I would say I wrote down. Ns fucking name the guy who played grownup the Guy Pre growed up Eddie so james ransom he was good. I thought he was the best part of the entire movie. Everyone else was just Kinda. There and I didn't really think it was. I don't think they did a good job. Using the Dole cast properly it felt more collection of scenes unless like an actual movie in like the worst possible sense like nothing folk connected everything felt not interesting special mostly look like trash except in a few sections and poking long like twenty minutes I into this movie. I felt like I already been watching for forty five minutes and just men. I'd no expectations going into this because I was like the original way less than you guys but fucking being held. It didn't let me down even more and I don't know if that's really all I want to say about. We'll dive into more about what we didn't like an worm. Whatever you guys did like as we go on Yeah Yeah Oh? I didn't expect for you to go that low and they said he didn't like it. I definitely didn't like the first one so it is consistent. I give it a sixty five. I thought it was okay like what are the things they did kind of made it unfair to criticize the made the first one chapter one and made the second one chapter two so it almost feels I mean it's it's like it's like a kill bill one and two situations where it can't be zone movie because it relies on the first one so heavily and I had to go back and refresh myself on the first movie which is an inherently a bad thing but I did think it got a little convoluted in built up when they started flashing back to them his kids and though scenes the what you said about the special effects the only time I really noticed the special effects of being pretty shitty was in the What was it again Eddie when he was was at the leper character yeah when he's in the fucking dungeon in the pharmacy whatever yeah he's he's fighting the leper which is the the weird almost looks like the Laker Garo Gear detoro character and it's a creepy looking character later but it at that one felt overly like it was just? I don't even know if you could say special effects. It felt like a Halloween masks some parts aside from that like I I did like the special social effects I I like the end of it. I thought the shrinking or doing spoilers let's let's get an spoilers then spoilers. Let me I just conclude so and so like I thought all the actors did great as wasn't disappointed. What Bill Hader did a thought bill? Hader was my favorite part of the movie. The just Jessica chastain was great to make all the actors did their jobs. That did just fine. I just thought it got it got weighed down by its inability to be its own movie which which I don't even know if you can fairly criticize it for that. It just almost felt like it almost felt like weighed down by defect. It's it makes sense. I get you're getting I want. I want to get the spoiler because the Middle Chunk. It does reveal a lot if you don't know the booker story so if you don't want a chapter two spoiled I would skip ahead right here to avoid spoilers for it chapter to skip to one forty forty three twenty nine the finale guy's grocery games. I'm watching right now and they're about to do this spree thing. Let me just say that. They need to stay to Redo this. Take notes from supermarket arquette's sweep. It would be a better show. They did it like that all right so you kind of see in the beginning. There's a whole beginning part is a hate crime. Penny wise is captured. The person who hate crime was up against homophobic eight crime birth can start any river penniless kills chose the person and then the only person who stayed back in dairy main is Mike so mike still they're still trying to find penny wise because they swore an oath it comes back though return then you see a a lot of these these loser club characters older now and what they're doing all by the way with the exception with the exception of Ritchie super-rich. They're all fucking loaded right like they were all in mansions essentially or large parties at least they're doing oh right yeah. They're they're. They're doing pretty well. They escape pennywise and they're doing pretty well. so whatever they get calls to come back they do come back and this is kind of where began to. I think get stale for me like I liked. The initial scene of Chinese restaurant which is just I mean obviously a lot of support from the book. Exploding Fortune Cookies is very famous thing from the TV show. I thought they did a good job with the one in this but then they have to go after these artifacts right Mike explains to them in order to to capture pennywise the SS whole native American tribe he learned from and how like the learned how it arrived earth and how you capture it a ritual chew it or shutter African how you say it to ritual have to do. I don't think it's Judd but whatever it's apparently from a book book dumbed down. That's what they're very helpful L. C. B. Read has explained that it's that that this is in the book but they they kinda shrunk a little bit to make it not as convoluted or not as elaborate and so they have to find artifacts choice like whore cruxes right like it's like he's going to find fucking. It's Hor anyways your cruxes read another book bro So so I don't love that part and that's where it Kinda lost me because it just feels very predictable. I guess I'm not saying that insensitive to fucking book like I know it's a book like I know that we know of the stories in play out but it was just cookie cutter format format of okay. Here is the loser club person right here they are. Here's Bill Hater. Okay Bill Hader enters place to find thing. Here's a flashback active bill hader in place yes and now here's him being scared by pennywise okay now here is in present day scared by pennywise gets away has artifact. They did that for each and every one of them to. There's like twenty losers. That's the thing like one of them great. It's fine to five but there's there had been in a way and we can talk. How do you do that where it's not the same because it was at first you like Oh shit and a couple of the scares were like I like the Paul Bunyan statue thing that's famous the book why we got to see that but like you do it five times because obviously one of them Stanley does kill himself beforehand after in the book as as well because he can't like face going back to going back to like dairy and facing the clown he goes back to Derry? We'll be if he does. They're not strong enough right the whole point like he had to kill himself. Either have to go here to kill himself anyway so it just them but a lot of people right like it's it's a bunch of people every single time they went back. There was added another loser like I swear to God. It felt like they were adding more people into this fucking movie by the minute and everyone was collection election one person seen it was like and what do you call it watching fucking busters groups or something except every everyone is only like five minutes long it was just like a bunch of little short snippets stories which is like it's cool to see them. Go through all these different scares and pennywise but it felt so formulaic and it didn't work and that's where I felt like it couldn't be its own movie because it it was like okay. Well people like the first they like being scared by it the clown so we gotta come up with new scares in that we gotta do we gotta get more scares in so we're going to go through all five or six of these characters to do a scare and that might be fair. It's based off the source material and you can't get away with that that the strongest points of this movie was when there were multiple losers from the losers club onscreen together at the the strongest part of this movie was was the actors in them working with each other the the Chinese restaurant scene and even the favorite thing in the entire movie was the Chinese restaurant scene even the NCAA. I thought it was fine. I it just it felt like it. It had to do had to do scary stuff because is it was it and then they had to draw out so like I say like okay. Maybe maybe split them up and get the scares in but like that felt like such a substantial a part of the movie and all I really wanted to see were were. It was the gang together they the individual parts to like. I liked them like I really really liked the individual parts of the flashbacks but as a whole put together it just felt so clunky and it was just the middle for me like I know we different opinion here on scored but for for me personally beginning fine and not even finally I really enjoyed beginning really enjoyed the end and the stuff in the middle like piece by piece is good but put together to movie it just felt so clunky and you're like okay. Here's the next one here's the next one here's the next one here's the next one and they have the artifacts and it just was just too cookie cutter and and and that's I think will bloated it right like if there's a way to use that run time to kind of weave it more together as opposed to these separate little things he's in theology of thought sort of sorts than it works but it just unfortunately for me. The middle is what really really dragged it down because I I did like the parts like even like the Old Lady. What was her name Fucking Mrs? This is Mrs Kirsch right like I like Betsy knows at ten seen you know he'd seen it in the trailer. All those scenes in them. Collecting artifacts were but but it did kind of boat the one character though I I will say that didn't love and I felt like history was shoehorn because it had to be was that of Henry Bowers the villain from the first one who down the well and he comes back his get what it you know it pennywise controlling him and he he attacks Eddie and all that and that's like part of the like the his character arc but still like he kind of felt pointless so most right like you just gotTa dies at one point attacks one near the climax of the movie or everything yeah he attacks. I think it's Richie. I'm all hazy on I saw a week ago but you tax rich ethnic in the library and then that's kind of like East is and he's on with so we'll get a little shoehorned in but again it's that middle section where they go about showing them retreating they're artifact and and flashing back to adjust really bloats and also speaking of the flashback now you got some comment on middle as well but did did the bother you the de aging of the of the actors because it did it actually didn't for me. No I wasn't bothered by it. Didn't it didn't stick out a lot of people started. Did that actually didn't bother me. Maybe I'm just dumb like yeah. I never hated Tarkhan and lay in rogue one. I I didn't really notice in this one anyway. Actually we said in the theater actually turns Robbie Fox. I was like I I think like they must've they must shop. These with the first movie turns out they didn't. They're aged anyone. That's my gripe that brings me down right from the middle of the movie yeah well I. I like I did like I liked the end a lot. I I liked the characters and I I liked the whole thing about how you know they they are all humans who have gone through just the shit ton in their lives and they're able to cut down this the this cosmic horror and you know I mean some people were kind of like Some people were kind of. I saw like the surprise that they they killed it in such a way but like that's the message of the death what's yeah. Maybe that's the message of the movie right. It's it's just like you know fun of people so that they stop attacking you. That's the message. Make sure you know you have good roasts lined up yeah well it. Was your your meat tiny Ono Ono. You Got Me Eddie. Damn you guys you taught me Stephen King. Thank you and had a cameo man he did for a AH good actor not a bit. He wasn't bad he wasn't betty definitely looks like he belongs in a Stephen King movie. Yes exactly you are spot on a bow out and again. It's them together like I actually think one of the best scenes one of the most tense scenes in the movie is anything at the end really wanted. It's the it's the funny Combo all safe a between Richie and Eddie right when they're picking between the three doors that's great but there are a great deal together at that Communist works well and then the flip side it's Ben and Bev when they're both when Dan is trapped in kind of like their bunker whatever their clubhouse in ground and the sand is coming up and then Bev is trapped in the the stall and the blood is rising and every keeps banging through the door like all the people that she fears and have haunted her like that that was stolen the tension racing it was frenetic like made you fuck anxious and I found those be the best parts of the movie and like you said trail the common theme they were together. There is at least two losers on screen during those moments yeah and I and even the end lake was was just the narration at the end was kind of sappy but I thought if it really well because like these these are characters who have gone through a lot and not not just in the sense of battling an evil clown just in the sense of like what they've had to overcome like each each individual like has something that that is just you know his Burnham in life and I I I enjoyed that ending because it was like it was kind of a representation of them accepting who they are and maybe moving on I wanNA overanalyze it but it just goes back into like when they're all together. The as the losers club it's very strong because they're a single entity and you're you're really interested in the interplay in that relationship between them but but everything else just like like the the individual scenes I really think is the biggest attraction from the movie and that's why probably comes down off my score so much because it just makes up such a significant a good chunk of the movie so you took fucking ever again twenty minutes in this movie it felt a guy had been watching it forever and now I think the the point where I mentally checked out was right after the Stephen King seat when it's just it's working mcevoy riding the bike down the street going host over and I'm like I'm dumps. I'm literally a mentally mentally turning off. I'm going to go in cruise control for the rest of this movie. Yeah we'RE GONNA drill. I like the I like the like I felt like the first third of the movie was I enjoyed that. It was the best part for sure I agree with you but it's still bad I wouldn't I wouldn't I would never say disagree on that. I think yeah I I would never say anything about this. Movie is bad. I don't think there's I don't think there's anything here. That's bad I just disagree. I know you said that the formatting of the fucking into separate parts was bad minute ago. It was it was it detracted from my joy minted rated the movie average. I was still entertained. I was still in our task still thought it was entertaining approaching it from a standpoint of it would've made the movie better matter for me if if it relied less on the individual montages of them you know facing their their deepest fears. That's a tough tough thing for me. Though is that again it's I would say I'll say something is bad. I'll say the construction of it is bad because I do think that what the pieces are good. I think it's put together other poorer. There's a couple of things I don't like but I mean that's just like me and that's that's any movie by the way put together as poor because I do think that it's all entertaining retaining just a very extensive the way it's it's spliced together way. It's edited. I think it was with purpose right like they wanted to show how the week apart but they're strong together like that part. The idea like in theory is smart because like if if it was done correctly I think the ending scene that you're talking atro- resonated harder with me but I don't think that they they put together well. They put together bed which is why it turned out that that part didn't there that ending didn't wrap things up correctly and I also think that not all the acting was great like I think what's his name. The Guy who played the fat Guy Turns Getting Not Great Guy Played Mike the old spice do not great. I think Bill Hader strong mcevoy I think he was not not that great not at his best and I think the underutilized chastain because she's like an probably a top five actors in the world right now and I don't think that they use off. It's tough. It's a tough one because I struggled when I left because I'm like damn I liked so much of that but for so long in the middle I was disengaged like I can offer but again I I still liked it. Yeah and that's why like I'm Kinda. Give him a score of like. Maybe it was a little too critical because now I'm thinking back on it. It was overly enjoyable it just it would it would it felt like is once when you got out of the theater. It felt like felt like you could enjoy it because it just all. I don't know what I'm trying to say I just I felt like I'd gone through an experience and I I was. I was glad it was over but I still enjoy the movie. You're saying you should read this higher. Glad the movie was over and it's a really weird heard one. It's a weird one to break the Oh okay. I'm going to preface that. This is the worst fucking example of all time and I need to note that and that you fucking tweet me. Tell me it's the worst example. I'm going to block you the Tim and Eric movie okay the Tim and Eric Billion dollar movie. I love Tim and Eric. The basis of all my friends of mine humor like I'm. I love that humor mark that movie is a whole is terrible but the little individual jokes work and that's just how I feel like and I don't even feel about this movie being terrible at all. I don't think it's terrible I think there's so many good elements and then when I left my damn as a whole that was cookie but then you start thinking about well. How would I change this? It's actually pretty good. I I think here's my big question is is that the reason why obviously they go after the individual and you bring up a good point can check them separated not as strong as together her but they have to find their individual thing for the ritual. I know the rituals part of the book but is there a way to make it more of them hunting for things in town l. them encountering the flashbacks together them like I guess investigating the town am encountering flashbacks as oppose them individually finding artifacts like I know let's let's talk because you're trying to adapt the book but this brings up a question will have in a minute is how important is the book but like people tell me on twitter like while you're trying to cover this big macbook and the certain amount of time like all right but you're also trying to make a fucking movie if you're making a fucking movie like I know that my pissed off and I'm sure I've said contradictory things in the past when it comes was like comic book movies or whatever but you're trying to make a movie and you have to cut the fat some point it's a big fucking book and they're trying to cram it in twenty two movies and in this case just one like like you might just have to cut the fucking ritual and I know there's a point that's made at the end because pennywise says did you tell them Mike. Did you tell them really happen those people but there's ways to rework that you can have those cool flashbacks those cool moments in encounter all these alternate versions of pennywise but haven't done where they're more together and there's not as other subplot of them finding these artifacts so I I think that that's my best with explaining how I think they're able to make that different and shit. You can still do over the same bucket amount of time. Put them together. Some more like invested in that as opposed to where I know like looking at a I'm looking at these different segments seems that I know how they're going to play out after one or to give an episode of Scooby Doo they all split up. You had to watch each character individually for like twenty minutes at a time like the reason Kinda works. Is that split up. Maybe takes a little the time go gets back together. It's just like one hundred dollars to explain it very don't like just bummed out by just WanNa talk about it. How does extremely let down because it's the acting cast in this is one that I enjoy quite a bit? I like all of them individually very strong actors especially like more toppled ones and and just nothing doing with this. I think they they didn't do bright by which Kinda sucks yeah my question. Is this in this is this is a leading question because it's how I feel. Do you think this is a movie that you should watch it chapter one before you go to see a chapter to kind of give you a fucking context x during the movie basically 'cause they fired back every five seconds yeah I don't they do but I also feel like I I I would have been into it more. If I would have been more recent unseen chapter one Yeah Yeah No math I okay no let me just say that. Yes it helps a lot. It does help a lot like in the grand scheme of things helps a lot and I think for someone who doesn't understand pennywise as well like the first awesome does a great job explaining what it feast on right so that does help but yeah I know I think it's something you have have to say. I think you can definitely go in and watch this and not have seen the first because they do flashback so much so many old scenes I just I I really wish I would have watched chapter one for Iowa chapter two forehead yeah like maybe not the same day but like definitely not the last time I seen it being back in two thousand seventeen for certain I think being fresher in just in terms of being in that universe would have would have helped a little bit with it yeah but it's like Jefferson like this is just one of the probably one of the hardest movies I've had to review because I still in this is going back to the whole film criticism things like I'm not a film critic. Not even close should give me a platform talking about movies but I I have a lot of respect for for people who are able to watch something like this and have their thoughts on it drawn out like within forty eight hours of watching it deadline because I like I've I've spent a couple a couple of days and I still like I'm still trying to parse out how I feel like Jeff was saying after leaving is like I like I wanted to you know it goes like sixty five fine but within like on on thinking about I'm like well. I didn't joy that and I did enjoy that and I think it's just one of those things where it's like. The some of the entire thing is somehow weaker than in each of the individual parts in some senses so I'll leave you with this and all this one thoughts on his tour so th-they three these actor/actress in this bill Hader fucking fantastic dramatic role in Bury Jessica chastain fantastic Andrew every dramatic role basically she's ever done James mcevoy Oy a really good dramatic actor too much like that. He's a fantastic. Did you feel that they utilize them properly or deflect inserted in like a Bi level horror movie because that's what I sort I was a jump scare. Be Level where movie that had top billtown like I never any. I didn't even think the for anything chapter one was I like I I don't know what I scored it but I- that movie didn't resonate with me like I think it was resonating with the collective elective conscious of of pop culture at the time that doesn't matter as much because it's like child actors right. It's ones with the highest fucking resume builder any of them had with stranger. Thanks and that's not as big a deal. They had three top flight actors and actresses and they didn't make it overly scarier dramatic well and eh but I I think part of it too for that matter. Well I think the other part of a to like when would you have a child being afraid by something. There's something that's more primal about that fear and just watching that fear. I think maybe it's more relatable when you're watching an adult in like an it's what I go back to you and like in. Maybe even explain is like some of the reasons why people didn't like the second part of the mini series either is. There's just something like when you're when you're made bag is a clowns and you associate clowns clown's with like okay like being at the circus being a child and I think a lot of a lot of folks fear of clowns. Maybe comes from childhood like so much of that that fear comes comes from just like that that Naievty in like that that childhood fright I guess in in when you're an adult like think I got bills to pay. This clown is like in front of me in Reno I renew. It's not real like we've gone through this. We are gone through this like twenty seven years years ago. We figured it out and then I know we can't remember it anymore and like whatever but like at the same time. It's it it just. I don't think it works as well because it's not as relatable I think when I wanted from this movie at least with everyone involved in it is like with the first one it's child actors like you said Said you get that primal fear. Whatever like you just Kinda WanNa comprehensive story and to be a little bit scared I think for the most part achieved in this one I was like okay they have really good cast gas for the most part good behind the scenes career like that one at least like a good horror movie or like good dramatic acting or the comprehensive story? Whatever whatever they you have to do the change the book to make that happen? I was totally fine with and feel like maybe they didn't want to go too far off. Hook or whatever like you said the whole Colt ritual thing felt at least to me you felt very D- level horror movie and I know whatever you want to stay true to the books. That's totally fine but to me I think you have to change something like that to make this a better movie and they just didn't do that and I feel like it wasn't scared the point where it made a good horror movie and it wasn't impressed from a dramatic movie standpoint and just from a critical level I don't feel as if if they need a nut Acropora does not the right word but it like a cohesive movie yeah and and I feel like the closest they came to really like I guess S. Making the fear real was I enjoyed the the bill hader in the Eddie storyline yeah a lot I thought like the Paul Bunyan scene and then the song wake it had for him and just kind of like him him being closeted closeted in like you know maybe relating to like one of his fears was probably the most resonant subplot of like adult fear in this movie and and in a lot of the other things were basically. I don't know I let me say this. I think that's that's giving more. That's giving the actor more to work with. Yeah I would agree in some of the other actors. Maybe didn't have as a nuanced of an adult subplot as the edie character data and so that that's why I think I came. I came away from that because like that was something that like made a lot of sets rent zone. I think is a character as soon as the actor you talking about. I think he was fantastic especially for someone else. Look coming into this expecting a ton on from not only did he do a great job. Playing the grown up version of the actor plays any the one from a sham but I was just thinking his own right made a very good adult fear performance agree with you like he did do like adult fear well unlike as that's. There's something to be said for that but again again it's like. I don't think the cohesion was right. I don't think it was scary enough to be. I don't think it was not whatever you WANNA say. Close critical shot enough to be good or well not an active isn't the right word here because I do think that there are performances but I don't think it was good enough to draw like it. Just it didn't really hit at any point to me where I was like. This is really resonating with me. He has a good fill by the way bill skarsgard has pennywise very good. I am yeah got it goes without saying I do love when when adult any does stab Henry bowers is back there good line quip about it's fucking mullet he's like he's a fucking mole every or exactly what he says is pretty funny. Sharpen their I will say there's a small like it wasn't even a gripes kind of weird off the storyline of of Bill Hader Richie being closet you pay it off and they never really did right like doesn't feel like they never paid it off like I felt like he was shout that back at pennywise like I'm not scared like you taunted me like I care like no people now I don't give a shit and like you Kinda do it at the end in the in the lake but it never happened just thought that was kind of weird because it was built up to be a moment and then it just never happened like it's not really really detract from the movie but I just found that writing choice I kind of took the scene where he like return. So where did he curve the name into on the bridge Zhang on the bridge. I felt like that was the closure seen like I know like it wasn't it wasn't as overt is maybe you know directly confronting pennywise and telling him to shut the fuck up but like I do think that was him kind of reconciling that part of his being in in kind of just coming to terms with it and but but I know what you're saying yeah yeah no I mean again not a huge gripe thereby the another thing I do want to point out and then we'll wrap this up. James mcevoy's character bill is the Stephen King character right. He's a writer and the thing with him is his ending suck. They don't like the endings the movie or whatever that was like a Meta Stephen King take don't you think was that came being like mad about himself. Probable originally will the Lakers also the line. He said like your writer. You make a lot of money or something like that yeah shop He. It didn't make me laugh because I just felt like it was the same thing they said it. Many times like a book man ending sucked endings a terrible book man and like all right like we Steven Stephen we get it. It's you this guy. Is You right. I felt like even even Steven King himself. Literally makes fun of the character and the bike shop now the ending stunk like all right. I get what you're going for Stephen. I think we understand no need to beat us over the head with it. Many more times cameo was good enough though the the cameo is funny. Didn't you place but that's that's really all. I got on that. I really really enjoy the first and third part but I I can't stay off the Middle Park again. I I like to personally Jackie like as much trail kind of in the middle probably skewing towards my end but but I did think the construction the way put together is the problem and it's a never-ending discussion right. It's that yes I know they're basing it off a book but at what point do you go. We're making a fucking movie here like you got. We got to trim the fat we gotta make it flow better. It still has to be cohesive the unless it's like if you're doing a book adaptation unless the part is well known to be like iconic right like you have to think about before you included in your movie. It's a scene where like everyone who read the books like Oh. This part is so to me so huge or whatever like unless it's that you can cut like and I don't know surly no of the coal or the ritual whatever is for all Stephen King fans like that moment but maybe sound off in the twitter on the twitter machine in the facebook machine and the machine. Let us know if that's an iconic thing for it chapter to view the fridge spider the severed heads spider the spider good writer Nicholas loopless kind of spider two yeah a little bit. I like the the dinner seem and everything's start cracking whatever that little leg baby head monster think that was the scariest thing of the entire thing was fucked on that thing that was the scariest part of the entire movie for me sucked but in a good way okay I think at the end of the dinner scene when they're smashed the table. There's nothing there it's just a pretty good laugh just like like hey everything okay. It's like get the Fuck Outta my restaurant. You're screwing the joint and then there any a freak that poor fucking kid out and then eat the shit out of him forty two when he walks up to the kid behaviors like the Cape Fuck you man Damn Bill Yeah Bill those pretty good need more dramatic. I mean this was a comedic role but I mean any role. Go Harry's job impression lexi laugh every time every late night. Whatever he knew every job of the hut it makes me laugh every time so many star wars references to anyway? Let's move move on it chapter two I gave it a seventy seven trebol sixty five can jack fifty audience and eighty-two any any change in the score trail Unilever at that is it officially buttered well. I got off the calculator. Hang on nine for talking about it more. I I do I do want to is like one of those things where like I think my scores. It's officially batard with what you have but if can't Jack drops it's not I said forty nine. I said it for the reading. I had no idea what the score is going to be. I don't know I think just in terms of like for for however liberty feel about it does seem like an event movie something you raise it. A point zero raise offset me probably should see so. It's just a point away from being buttered Jeff. It rounds ends up to sixty nine which means it's buttered. Okay it's buttered but now with Ken Jack Putting one down it does not yes so you raise the point. I'll give it a seventy-one marriage serve sixty six. Oh whoa fix Gobi said okay it chapter to it isn't event. It's very much so good point but it a penny wise very scary so why not rank top five scariest movie villains pennywise the villain trump bought you go first then Ken Jackson myself and then the audience top-five movie villains you're doing. What do you WanNa go first a number five? Is the furnace from home alone. Oh a thing thinks terrifying dude God. That's a good pick a really good terrifying yeah. That's a good pick it is it's it is it's scared me as a kid rightfully so trying to fog and heat the home dude then no way. It's a scary furnace scary. It's scary villain of homeland mouth the accepted home alone on Villanova Furnace streaky Kokin warm and you're just hating on him. That's good I can Jack Number five scary movie villain going pinhead from hellraiser just to yeah. I know it's a it's kind of a lazy pick. He redid scare the shit out of me as a kid quite a bit quite a few nightmares about old hellraiser. Don't like him one bit disgusting. His Origin Stories Disgusting Austin he looks Gross Scary. Character is voices super scary. Yeah don't want it at all picture. I think of him holding a baby like the actor behind the scenes. It's very funny. I find my number five Anton Sugar scarifying running a convenience store that mother fucker walks in minds effect. He's got a gun and that's scary to begin with but have you are walking in there like that. In touch I think is Odyssey wanted scary villains he won. I think he won an Oscar for that role. Yeah I think so I think it was that not Vicky Cristina Barcelona year after something like that for a sky full either no no though that he took his teeth out very gross very very scary. Yeah it was freaky. I Anton Chaggaris is honestly top five scariest movie villain motherfucking away. He talks Gordon. I fucked that I'd be like dude. Just just now get it over with man this. This isn't GonNa end well for me. audience audience number five overwhelming and maybe it's a kid thing I guess drill picked the furnace but Carell Deville scary. It's an old lady I could beat her up. If I had I too scared Glenn close to the cartoon and either I'm scared that car man Gary that's a mean looking car arguing that trill number four scariest movie villain a Buffalo Bill from silence of the lamb aggression. We're I I know what you're saying. Hannibal Lecter Scarier no he's not buffalo. Bill Hannibal Lecter is heavily lecture is a psychopath with a Code Buffalo. Bill is just a solution to the skit or else. It gets the hose again. Would you for me for me. Hard and horses terrify a horrifying song. What's the band that did it again? They have a weird name which should be closing song. We talked about them on big of a few days ago I think but yeah they got fucked by that movie. Oh it was three. Oh three my first kiss win a little lack this fat lip sum forty thirty one did a versus. I like that big Ken. Check your number four scariest movie villain my number four. I also went with go Anton trigger agree with you basically the same points. He's just he's very scary. Dude the coin flip seeing I think is one of the more like real movie moans sitting their new kind of feel like you're in that dumb. Hillbilly gas station attendants brain shit this guy's about to fucking die in that gets great line was on a coin flip like it thin yup good pack my number four letter face which one the leather face movie leather face her Yes the Texas master. He's wearing these weren't people's faces. It's disgusting. I mean significantly crappier than William Shatner painted Michael Michael Myers mask. Just I mean we had a mask off leather face way worse audience pick the man in the mask from the movie the strangers which is a good horror movie be the sequel not so much but that original scare the shit out of me like one of my Fred how old when they came out but I think my parents went away for something and like I was home alone I was like I'm literally about to die because it's a very underrated horror movie the second one though again that movie a Sequel Trash trill number three scariest movie villain. I'M GONNA go with the mazing amy from Gone Girl Okay Mic scary yeah. She was horrifying fine when she kills. What's his name now horrifying see she was at Methodist Methuselah to go in the worst he would destroy? You obviously took like wonderful performance rose mcpike that I don't think gone girl gets enough love. Honestly I've every time it comes is up. I'll say it to one of my favorite movies is so fucking good. It is everything the writing directing the music gone girl now is I feel like adult Ganga will be good like Nostalgia Review but David Fincher fucking crush with that movie very good good next Ken Jack Number Three for my number three. I'm going to go with the ripper from the last action hero. Remember that old movie yeah I do who played the ripper dude. I have no clue I just don't have the widest mouth in the biggest grossing teeth. I've ever seen me too young. I was just watching him sitting there with that accident kid in hand to just like this weird really weird sorta high pitched voice and horrified by the ripper his hairstyle. Whatever anytime see guy with like who's bald at the top but he has really long hair besides that's just a horrifying visage to me and it it is the ripper after scary dude not a horror movie the last action hero but as a very scary moment remain as kit disease villain in that lines up perfectly? It's good point the ripper my number three would be from Pan's labyrinth detail man growth. We'll see a villain. Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah fucking live in a society and he he just fucking I. If you got balls in your hands I mean the game over. You're on the list. You're too easy add to the list except for the kid the monster from all real monsters he was fine. He's kind of funny. audience number three leather face it big leather face trail number two gay guys have received thirty days of night the vampire one yeah with with Josh Hartnett and yet in the podcast favorite Ben Foster Danny Danny Danny Danny Houston husted Austin and think it's husted yeah he plays he plays Marlow. WHO's the evil vampire terrified you yeah that's a good movie he doesn't get enough but that was on? FX Every single day and I'm just going into the back recesses of my brain which like which did you think of him because of succession Shen. He's in succession is he. He's the adviser right yeah. He's very soft. Spoken like almost can't hear him. soft-spoken both him and Brian Cox Fox plays striker and X. Men and that is kind of crazy Ken Jack Number two my number. Two is whatever the monster jeepers creepers specifically the first one so that one. That's the audience number two as well. Oh perfect that movie. That's another one I want to one. I was like nine or something or maybe less but that movie scared the Shit Outta me as a kid and that's like maybe terrified. Abi Be unlike long car rides the road trips were to the family is terribly terrifying for just a long face skinned in it. It was scary. Shit Array dislike that movie good movie in the fact that scared the crap out of me but also bad 'cause I ever watched again that is good pick again. The audience asked if the creepers Fuckin- and disgusting that Song Jeepers creepers which newspapers has not fan don't like it's creepy ship not jeepers creepers got it is scary so I'll I'll say that much mind the exorcist Regan macneil but also just like the main antagonist position right the fuck in the demon itself it's do she's disgusting right. It's like porous fucking mucus and Shit and just skin cracking cracking open. I'd say like the exorcist the scary for they were seeing The exorcist freaks them out the most. I it's just gross to grow rose scared to do the scary million trail number one scariest movie villain going with the T. One Thousand Robert Patrick can terminator. There's nothing more frightening to me in nineteen ninety two than his expressionless run. Oh God dude you'd just gives me chills also honorable mention to the Leprechaun but he's he's almost so comical now the terrified me when I was a kid but yeah like T. One Thousand Committee not right now but in terms of what he's meant to me in my my adolescent life he was terrified do the part where he's like. Mimicking the MOM Gestapo Berger foster mom would ever in the zoo mountains. He has like the fucking knife in the other guys throat. That's scary ship great. That's a good pick I in that tweet that Robert Patrick tweet if we're doing TV shows nature cabs from euphoria fuck that guy obvious specific pick yes I've read before it's the pick from the it's the tweet Terminator Two Robert Patrick improvises the moment when the two thousand and walks to the bars jail the door supposed as we open with the actors of the cast and crew melting body into middle liquid funds we ever I almost wanted to do I was wanted to do joke pick and just say the joker from from the Dark Knight. Could you imagine to someone so psychotic AAC that they think the prospect of crime is funny. I'd Fuck Me Ken Jack Number on scary movie villain my number one. It's kind of an older movie. Have you guys ever seen Chitty. Chitty Bang Bang the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang now that that was one very efficacy meant as a family film that West Parents Super Young boy was a child catcher very scary. My parents is to Joe again. If you pissy `have chalk actress GonNa come for you. This is weird which looking character walking around sweets he came out Katie's. I have your candy and then he hasn't been a little cage and then he brings into the dungeons and very weird in retrospect talking about it out loud but it was a very very creepy character. Don't like him. I don't he just the actor and who plays him. The actress is Kinda horrifying as well and he has like the prosthetic big nose like the bank with the bulbous thing on it. Will I mean if it's disgusting note. If you're the child catcher I mean it's just automatic scary too good. Pick my number. One is based on related to the review we just did. It's not the bill skarsgard won. Let me let me be clear. It is the Tim Curry pennywise when I would go to blockbuster told this story before when I would go to blockbuster. Two movies would always stick out when I was a young lad I was going to pick up after I saw star wars. The first time I'd go to blockbuster and pick up the original releases star wars they hadn't released them on vhs yet so I didn't know I was like we're the worst Java in a new hope. Where is he little? Did I know he was in addition back in ninety zip so I I would walk by two that would scare the living shit out of me. That's the Horror Movie Jack Frost but the Michael Cayden the VHS copy of it the TV movie had pennywise like in the way the box looked like peeling back part of the box and it's creepy fingers were over the box and this is a scary ass fucking clowns staring at you and I would hate. Hey that videotape because I hate clowns I still hate clowns and the VHS box was more horrifying than anything from it for me because I had never seen the movie at that point pennywise from the TV movie and I love Bill Scars Art. He has a great job in the new ones but the original fucking dollar store asks Penny wise is. I think it's scarier I think I think it's what's scarier the new one or the older one I think the older one the way it looks more horrifying clown and so I think that the bill skarsgard warn like sounds in physically look scared about the oral whatever the horrifying horrifying the look at Indus if there's something about like prosthetic makeup like purely prosthetic makeup that just as so much scary to me sometimes than like anything involving. CG US Tim Curry's just just got like a naturally horrifying look about him. Yes I mean he's scary as the guy from home to as as this bellman or the manager Andrew Hotel is e scary as Dr Franken further from rocky horror picture show I mean what's scarier Michael Myers or Tim Tim Curry saying going somewhere with your stolen credit card and grabbing you by the arm as as a lost kid in New York Tim Curry go into Fao Schwarz and play the piano. You know from big. That's my number one number one for the audience good pick candyman being remade by the way if if you buy by Fred or follower friend Holly hasn't readily hasn't read the DM may still reply she aww triple texts. You should read it. Ma'am please that was good that was good episode the rare disagreement on a movie about that it's almost like we have the same taste in movies. Most of the time that was good though good episode we'll be reviewing next week goldfinch and would you barely stinks and hustlers which apparently is good. 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Hour 1: Gerd Of Death Payoff

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

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Hour 1: Gerd Of Death Payoff

"The Dan Le Batard Woodstock Gotcha podcast is brought to you by the capital one's ever card or four percent cashback on dining and entertainment do percent grocery stores of one percent on all of the purchases now when you go out you can't Jim what's in your wallet terms apply. This is the Dan Lebatardshow with these two guys podcast. Guillermo put it on the poll. Can that game be one dramatically at the end by someone named will slots that game to lead changes in the last minute. I haven't seen people around here. Engaged for that game was cocaine cocaine wasn't it you guys were enjoying that you understand why drew brees hates the NFL why the saints hate the NFL bountygate and hate the officiating that game felt good man it felt good and then you got the raiders and Broncos I that was the most wows I've ever said in a game in like a three minute span. I think it was like six times. I was like genuinely like WHOA WE'RE GONNA get to that. In a second because billy was all excited about this game again one at the end and by will lutts come on you got Michael Thomas out here who God says just from looking at and that guy's good at sex it's one at the end by when will lutts redemption kick and so that's Greg Cody of the Miami Herald and I would be remiss if I don no not if I did not celebrate a couple of things one he boldly claimed in the Miami Herald before Sunday's game that the Miami Dolphins would upset the Baltimore Raven up by fifty points. Say it again this week. I dare well. Chris helped me out here from the pages of the Miami Herald. How did your father we will celebrate him in a moment. But how did your father. What was his analysis analysis. He's the. NFL expert for the Miami Herald has been for many many years. What was your father's in our prediction before the game read it to cody's prediction and I quote shrieks the upset bird ushering in the two thousand nine thousand nine hundred as in with a big bang pick tanking shrinking okay. Here's here's the thing it's tough to go back and forth between the and reading regular repeat after me. Miami Dolphins will not be as bad as you think. I am saying this locally or nationally. A view is kind of scary from way appear out on this limb. That's all right. Imagine imagine being the dolphins right. Now you spend the whole off season and preseason hearing reading how lousy you are about tanking and no talent and on the eve of the season trades or may okay diminish that got it up man role. I go ahead and walk to the ocean. You can get out of fortunate. Good part was coming. You're losing confidence as it went your that was your big star. Turn I hate reading on Air can't do this anymore. You're not alone eating apparently why don't you give it to somebody else who can read. I'll be happy to read my own copy. I don't care I say that every day with these sport centres we will put Greg Cote he's copy in front of him and he will have to read it in shame in a moment better than his son did. Why haven't you left yet in particular reason. Thank you the oceans waiting. I mean if you're going to dissolve that either power through it or get out of here yeah so I was. That's a roundabout way of saying happy birthday to Greg cody his sixty fifth birthday earthy. You just saw an active nepotism. That is my gift to him on this birthday. Leave the for the ocean happy birthday to him. I don't Oh care good luck. I don't feel a day over seventy honest with you. I feel great sixty five not young yeah. That's okay lamenting sad before you got in here. He was sad because he he saw the number sixty five next to his name and he just like he sagged eggs and made a sound like a push buffet. That weird weird to see that. You must have had a little bit of that. When you turn fifty I mean everybody thinks of themselves as younger than they are. I think most people do and so for me to be associated with that number. Wait a minute. You mentioned that this is funny because you mentioned that and can and you get that tweet Mike. There is an actual twitter account that tracks. I don't know why attracts this but the age that Wilford Brindley was in the movie cocoon and we for a good month when mission impossible the last mission impossible came out. We kept mentioning again and again. We couldn't stop mentioning it. The a Tom Cruise was several years older like three or four years older than Wilford grimly when he starred in cocoon so with all of that is there's a great twitter account. It isn't great twitter account at Brindley I know but today it's worse than it has ever been because I saw this you which one's more mortifying here's I to God's because I don't think you know about this which one's more mortifying seeing a sixty five next to longtime herald columnist Greg Cody's name or what Mike Ryan is about to tell you right now from at Brim Lee line the at Lebatardshow has mentioned an interest in the Bromley cocoon line on the air today hosts Dan Le Batard born December sixteenth nineteen sixty eight has reached the line himself at eighteen thousand five hundred and thirty days old. He's the same age as Wilford grimly on the day cocoon was released congrats Dan. Oh my God of sorry but you win and or order the youngster around here calling for the days when mom you volume from the street for dinner I listened to Duke Ellington on my reports on Sunday night because I was tired of sports and I think it makes you old chewing evolved and wonderful much more sophisticated than I thought you'd be doing anyway. You weren't showered right. You didn't shower for ten hours on Sunday right. I didn't shower the entire weekend. It was that kind of weekend. That's what happens sometimes with college football and pro football. Let's go to add lebatardshow from the polls. Yesterday I WANNA give the audience it's this. This is a democracy. I want to give the audience the ability to choose a guest today. We've got reese. Davis Ron McGill and Aaron Donald of the Rams but we were asking yesterday yesterday because we made that news in the most ridiculous way possible by talking to the videographer of that Antonio Brown video and it's one of the career highlights for this show without context see it spread all over the news and twenty seconds in Stugatz is dressed as Iraq with no explanation whatsoever. It was a real career achievement for our show. We've been wanting to do something like that. As an I step in controversy or something we get one of these national issues where there's no context and one of us is in costume and we got something for you today Greg. I'm going to get to in a second. That's a surprise he doesn't know about it. The poll question was about whether we have the video offer again today. And how did the people vote on that. I'm looking for it right now. At lebatardshow on twitter I got to scroll through I'll come back. You know you were going to do it and there's was just a lot of big white fat faces on my on your twitter timeline right now. We'll get back to it in a second but before we do here. Greg Cody has to pay one of his grid of death breath punishments today that look on his face should he just listening to what does that have anything into Texas. We listened to you out. Zipping we listened to you using the points are suspect team. Offensive Offensive Line has been suspect. We knew that coming into the season. We knew that last year that's another reason why you would look at them and say why would. I WanNa take this Shawn Watson even because he doesn't have the offense. It's of law that the saints half of us. Do you think that I am arguing that. The offensive line is important. That's my argument. Enough is enough amax ax get him Outta here. This is what Greg Cody of the Miami Herald is up against today. There is in my hand a can of cat food. Oh don't say it today. We will spread that cat food. Cat Food is disgusting smells bad and I believe Greg Cody will throw up. We will spread this cat food. What are you looking around for us. I didn't agree to that. You chose death breath. Don't believe you're sixty five years old ala play the my lawyer choice here. What is the what is the thing was. He possibly sings not going to do something that he is. I don't remember agreeing to Greg Big Douglas God so so. Let's get to this in a second here. I want to put on Greg Cody's face. I don't WanNa do it. I want someone to do it. I don't know I don't even want to touch it. I want somebody with gloves. Put It on the poll game at lebatardshow would would you ever want cat food on your face because I believe Greg Cote. He's going to throw up and we're going to get to that. I don't even want him in the room. Mike I think we put him in the in the penalty box because I don't wanNA smell that you don't want to look at it. You don't WanNA smell it. I want to throw up right. So when are we going to do that that what point during the show are we going to do that ten thirty all right. I have a clothes pin on my nose. I mean all all the rules say is that you have to have the cat food. Spread all over your face okay and how am I going to find a clothes pin. How long does it have to be just a segment. Just we rub it on your face and that's that's that that's the worst I don't. I don't why you chose. I don't believe I did it was the best options at the time. How do you argue with that. I don't believe I I do it every day. For fifteen years I got you and my father at Lebatardshow on twitter should we have. It's audio Brown social media videography back on this show again tomorrow. This was as yesterday we got a ton of votes on this eighty. Seven percent of the Audience Dad said yes. We haven't been back. What do you think Mike I guess we'll give the give give the audience to to noon to vote on it or what no no no because our noon hours loaded and we got Aaron Donald at a weird time. I'd say we let democracy stand. I'll reach out to Alejandro receiving join US Stugotz here. Hiring can be a slow process cafe terrorist. Coo Dylan Miss Kuwait's needed to hire a director of coffee for his. There's organic coffee company but he was having trouble finding qualified applicants. He switched to Ziprecruiter. Ziprecruiter doesn't depend on candidates finding you. It finds them for you. It's technology identifies people with the right experience and invites them to apply to your job so you qualified candidates fast. Dylan posted a job on Ziprecruiter and said he was impressed impressed by how quickly he had great candidates apply. 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What can I tell you and what I am speaking of is what he is Greg Greg Cody of the Miami Herald understands that he has chosen this and these must relent otherwise he would be an national coward so he has got to do cat cat food on the face here but he is told me Mike and Mike spent the break saying where the hell am. I GONNA find a clothes pin in two thousand and nineteen with a real elitism them he said it because I'm sure there are enclosed pens around but where's he going to find one now on a on a moment's notice as you say Greg's backyard and shoot he'd be allowed should put it on the pole Guillermo at Lebatardshow because there weren't rules to this should greg cody of the Miami Herald be allowed to wear clothes pin on his nose Elia when we smear cat food on his face and a little bit but he he told me Mike. He told me he suffers from Gerd. I do suffer from Gerd and I'm I'M GONNA message the doctor mcgillicuddy. He's trying to fax over an injunction to prevent me from doing it because I do suffer from gird the digestive reflux disease G. E. Ardila Gerd Mueller the former soccer player from Germany and you know it's. It's a serious thing you know whether you're having having a budget or not well. What is it earned it. It's a it's a reflex disease. Thank once you just know. It's I thinks smells yeah. He thinks he's going to start gagging and not be able to stop right perfect. Gird is seventy three years old. I take take pills for you know a members all. It's a it's a it's a lifesaver. Believe me wait a minute. Are we actively. This is going to be a human resources problem. Are we actively actively now now. We're we're off the hook because he chose his whole so he's lying isn't. HR problem and I'm not lying by the way before becoming medicated for Gerd Christopher will back me up on this. I know my wife will. I couldn't swallow food. It was becoming a serious thing granted. It would have been a great diet to be on but it was hell on wheels. He's lying. Call my wife. Day is payday. I believe you thank you good. I heard earn. That's coming up next. Greg gets cat food smeared on his face. Happy Birthday David Donlevatar. I'm in here and tickle hurry up and tickle him until the end of the side knocked her doctrine mcgillicuddy said this could be banned. That'd be my arch arch to. God's heart attack Tegla more turbulent more right to the end of the segment attacking. 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The raiders defeated the broncos twenty four to sixteen Josh Jacobs twenty-three carries eighty five yards two touchdowns and finally a reboot food of the one thousand nine hundred ninety seven action thriller face off is in the works at paramount's matter bike. No no we've learned with with point break. You don't do this to the classics. Here will put it on the poll does face off require a it's not even a sequel. It's a reboot boot. Yeah yeah like re. No make it a sequel. I'm cool with it especially if it's somehow Sean Archer and castor troy especially then as they're being a good reboot like karate karate kid. was that a good reboot. No no episode. Jurassic world was a box office success episode nine of Payton's places is drops this Saturday exclusively on ESPN plus in this episode of Peyton Manning dives deep into the origins of the Lombardi trophy of course he does as the NFL starts its journey towards super bowl fifty four. Payton's places new episodes drop this Saturday at all previous episodes available right now on ESPN plus. I'm getting them for all the latest headlines and information tune into sports center on ESPN radio all throughout the day so Mike Ryan. I feel like probably a lot of people well. Maybe not too many but a lot. Nonetheless had to feel good for Jon Gruden last night. Even if you don't think he deserves that money yeah I mean nobody likes to be the butt of jokes for for a week and then have it end that way and so Jon Gruden even though he was beating the wash John elway with the wash Joe flacco badly needed something that felt good less but that was a fangs defense right there vic Fangio one of the best defensive coordinator to the NFL. I saw Bill Simmons tweet this out that he's officially retiring from betting on Joe Flacco guy seen some of the numbers the last last four years his yards forever yards per attempt six point three yards per attempt. It's worse than the League. That's four years the sample that you have on that and John. Elway told us he was in his prime. That's that's what you have running the broncos right now. The best move the John Elway made was is get Peyton. Manning who threw nine touchdown interception of the season they won the super bowl but they want us to all of us would have done that though there's there's no genius in going going after Peyton manning until his neck falls off so let's go to the other room if you're just joining US okay. This is something we do around here. We were delighted. That clip went viral for us. Yesterday has got was dressed as a rat right now. We're going to the penalty box because none of us want to be around. The cat food. Cat Cat food is disgusting. You don't WanNa get the smell on your finger. It'll like a droplet of it on your finger. It'll make you wash your hands because it's so disgusting and so this is the argument argument. We were just having having off off air. Stu Gods and I'm not making this up. Greg cody was complaining that she wanted a better clothes pin somehow Bruce Bruce who just emerged from portal in the nineteen twenties Bruce. Somehow brought a clothes pin to work for some reason always as one on them. It's unbelievable like the the biggest upset around here in about a decade is that Bruce had clothes pin just brought it to work. Put It on the poll game. Let Lebatardshow have you or or any of your coworkers ever bought a clothes pin to work then we bring him the clothes spend and he's like my nose is too big. Can you get me one. That's bigger ah so now he's got a bunch of tape on his nose and his son who didn't do anything to deserve this except read poorly now. His son has the clothes pin on his nose so Chris. Go ahead and give us a little bit of play by play. Oh you open the can already so you you open the cancer. You know what that smells like real loser loser here. This smells so much worse than I thought it was going to smell. He's been complaining the whole time about where he wants this. I'm going to shoved his mouth because he's annoying me I I can. I say this is tuna. Shrimp flavored. I wanted Salmond so bad enough. I gotTa do this. I can't even get my choice. No not yet because I want to tell Greg something. That's the God's honest truth. Okay only my bride to be saved you from something a lot worse than that because I wanted to bring the most disgusting cannon that is a reprieve because she said don't do that to him. Thank you know but the number of times you betrayed her and us. I should have chosen different name five top number. He sat down at a very good number. He's got two and three but five is typical all right so Chris Greg. How are you feeling right now. How are you scared. What does it smell like. How would you describe the smell smell waves of nauseousness or rolling over me as my medical gird condition kicks in I worry for myself. Is there a medic on on hand because Chris actually trained. This could become a real. liability issue for Disney is now. I'm just curious. Why he thinks is that a piece of tape is going to block smell well? Hopefully it's covering my nostrils. I love that the clothes pin was not big enough for his nose of have a garbage can buy because I do believe he might throw up. I might we televise him throwing up. He's going to stay the whole segment this way so okay so all right. That's Chris Gagging. It's foul foul all right Chris. Go ahead and get started look. I'm going to get going now. Oh all right shit hit me. On what a mess. This is getting a fool smeared increase smeared black. There was literally going to throw up. Oh my God it's cold off like a champ. I can't look at it as as the guard regarding that girth. We're uh right. That's enough enough. You gotta stay till the end of the segment. Oh my God oh my God. You guys think I'm kidding all right. Happy Happy Sixty Fifth Greg. I mean Greg. Let's let's talk about the game last night. What did you think of okay all right. Where does it? I had to move breathe through my mouth in hopes that cat food doesn't fall in my mouth while it's agape. It's a tough line of one. I am so sorry I did this to everyone. Except the audience I have tears in my eyes and a a- As disgusted by this as I am right now. I'm oddly intrigued by this whole thing that the tape on the nose seems like a bad idea because it's preventing you from being able to breathe. When will it end. How are you going to put on well. After we talk about last night's game against my sunscreen coding all the terrorists cody give us one minute cody of analysis on last night's games of the weekend games. Go ahead and give the late game. I cared nothing about the first game. I thought it was one of the Great Games of the week greater. There's only been sixteen games played but I thought it was a terrific game. I mean you know one minute. Does Shawn Johnson is throwing a great watson is throwing a great touchdown pass to the former Dolphin Kenny stills. They're the heroes for a second and then all of a sudden drew brees doesn't thing it's drew brees was fantastic. People keep writing them off. He's forty years old. He's my hero. Sorry all right. Let's go to break Greg. He did a lot better than I thought you were going to do really enjoying stay for another segment eight-day. Pay Day is payday. I don't think people understand how disgusting God you. WanNa make money. Draft Kings will pay out during this football season time to get ready for week to tell them about your. 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I feel something loosening and dripping on my forehead. I don't WanNA touch. It did not know discussing different lead. Go clean yourself up. You can leave my presence. I mean it's bad enough. I have to be like this for the whole segment. Get Out of here. Get away from me. Look at this. Ah Oh my God oh my God. I'm just seeing this. Oh God oh Oh. Are you kidding. You dropped more than he put me off stick. I can't make it still my God donlevatar. I love me some doctors have a lot of respect for the medical profession stugatz except chiropractors this is about the show with his two guys on Espn Radio Greg. Cody and Chris Cody. Were champions right there. I came closer to throwing going up then either one of them. Did I know how disgusting that smells Billy you didn't know how disgusting it smelled and then you went in there and I mean Chris. You really caped that on. I thought it was just going to be a couple of smears like that nor your father that your father wasn't totally disgusted by that and didn't throw up is amazing to me billy. How bad did it smell in there. I only lasted like two seconds as as long as I took one with and then I just saw the texture of it and it looked like the poop really it was like awful and then it was just kind of it wasn't sticking to his face face and was stacking on his show. That shares ruined whatever chair he was sitting on. It'd be Mike only. There's only one other time that I've maybe two when when Pablo was eating pickled gas station things own or feet or no pickled pigs feet when Mike Ryan. What was that Harry fish off. Ah The tripe smelled like pooping tasted worse. Yeah there was another time. I think Dominique Gates something out of my mouth. Being I had nothing to do with the grid of death or the punishments around here that was you and dominate just being disgusting. Greg Cody has resumed. He smells better than what what he would onion. The onion made me as well I I. We Sang Greg. You're a real champion. They're both you and your son because I came closer to throwing up than all of you like I had tears in my eyes. It's disgusting. What you just did is profoundly disgusting. It really was it actually was that the nose thing worked worked for me but the visual of seeing what looked like poop all over my face was the worst that smell will stay with you the entire day too right. Well you know the smell actually wasn't as bad for me as it was for Christopher who kept gagging which made me want a gag. Yeah the smells really bad and I was like I'm GonNa. Go Wash my hands but it's bad now because my hands smell fresh but I must have dripped it somewhere because I'm still smelling it yet. I smelled my hands and my hands are good so it's like where is this. I need it. I'm I'm sorry Philly. I'm sure I smell like cat and in the middle of that sea of chaos a giant smile on the face of Mike Ryan just a huge smile smile because Greg Cody was getting wrecked was awful. We can move on to other subjects. At least we can talk about that game last night. If you guys writers broncos excellence through God's thanks the Texans are dumb just because they lost if thirty seven seconds gone indifferently probably wouldn't have that tape well. The point is widely thirty seven seconds for drew brees at home when he has shown time and time again that he can get that done and here's the other part. That was really frustrating. The defense that Bill O'Brien was playing when he knew drew brees just ten yards in that play at Booger McFarland. Call them out and did a great job. Call the game last night. Why do you give them ten yards. When you know he needs ten yards that's always trying to get in that spot to get lots into field goal position and I just you know Bill O'Brien. I questioned whether or not he's a good coach. I really do I mean they. They're they're going to concede something there unless you want them to play their aggressive defense and all they conceded was a fifty eight yard field goal one they had three to two point they had three guys deep as if it was going to be like a hail Mary us and their corners playing off it was the easiest ten yard pass and they had six seconds left with that time out and Burgers and they can get ten yards. You're easily because those three safeties were all the way back at ten yards is all they needed. It would have been better actually for them to give up more yards because then the the whole team would have to run up the field because they only had like two seconds when they called a timeout so if they would have gotten another fifteen to twenty yards they probably would have run out of time just trying to get to the ball imagine to Shawn Watson with a with a good blocking front because they're an awful offensive line and Laremy Tunsil. The Big Guy just got from Miami. He had a real rough game. You give them some dispensation because he's been with the team like a minute and a half but the show Watson with a great offensive line would be scary. He's Great Dan. Is that fair to say though that if you're the the Texas you have to say hey I know the passes there. Kenny stills his open but you cannot lead drew brees thirty-seven Dole time out heart is ridiculous. What you're saying there is ridiculous ridiculous. You can't take a forty yard touchdown. You can't assume that you're going to score a touchdown to win the game like how can you assume that that saints defense is in bad. Are you like that is the most results oriented second guessed that is even by your standards unbelievable. You can't leave drew brees thirty nine seconds so don't take the forty yard touchdown. You assume they're gonNA score and no matter what they do. Those last thirty nine seconds seem like they weren't. It'd be stopped on that driving. Yes I'd saying leave. Drew Brees as possible Ryan terrible arable coach can score whenever he wants whatever speed he wants against the things. It's has nothing to do with O'Brien. That's the Shawn Watson just being great. That's all that's why they scored whenever they want. Those two guys you got a hard score red zone in the NFL is is hard. You take the touchdown when you can get it then than anyone else feel bad for the Saints Defensive Back Act that had the roughing the kicker. Oh Yeah Yep that call is so ridiculous. Please are these people football players are not the guy barely got touchy threw himself on the ground rounded out like he was making snow angels like he was destroyed. It was so ridiculous how hard he fell. He barely got touch. He sold at a but Laremy Tunsil so he gets traded. He's one of the big draft picks that you know that they gave up more to get him than the raiders gave ah got for Khalil Mack right like that's together Laremy Tunsil to debut that way with first franchise former Miami Dolphin like that. That part is a little disappointing but he's twenty. Dan Stool Greg Cody on E._S._P._N. radio.

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MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE II - Part 2

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MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE II - Part 2

"Virus is Unleashed upon the world. Let's finish up mission impossible to and save this world. Hi. This is Tom pozzato Dan Sylvester off of spy movie. Navigator.com join us. Each episode is we're cracking the code of spy movies subscribe to our show. Tell your friends about us and give us a 5-star rating on your podcast app. Let's finish up my life impossible to we left off our discussion. Once McCloy was stung by Ethan. So let's go. All right. So it's time said we're going to get back to where they're attacking the Bayou site headquarters may very well done scene and Hunt Luther a planning how to get into the bio psych building at the same time Ambrose is explaining how he thinks hunt will do this and he gave it right we have to remember Ambrose is an agent gone bad. So as Ambrose talked we see hunt performing the steps that Ambrose is laying out so but Ambrose home. Worked with hunt before so he kind of Has a Field person will do things. Yeah, and he thinks Sean Ambrose thinks that hunt is going to do some kind of aerobatic Insanity crazy stunts Thursday before he'll risk harming a hair on any of the security guards and so on by coming in on the on the main floor, so he thinks he's going to do something from above probably so we cut to the helicopter going to the top of the tower and we see hunt hanging from a helicopter and then we get to the atrium dive. This is a similar feel to the Mission Impossible 1 volt ice in the way that he's tethered down and he almost took the floor he comes and just stops right before he hits the floor. Yeah, which you see him do it's kind of his trademark now that the way they do that now as in the mission impossible one scene in this scene were goes through the atrium and bio site. There's no score during the drop. We actually for two minutes and 44 seconds until Sean Ambrose starts talking again about how hunt will do as Mission. So there's no score. There's no ads, But there's no score. Yeah, the IMF team talks with each other. But again no score and it's something that we're going to see in future Mission Impossible movies as well. So here we got hunt being lowered down through this Adrian. They're kind of like shutters almost that open only a certain times and that lets the light end down this shaft. So it lights natural light through this building down to the glass panel that just above the laboratory. So this is how they have to lower him down. So damn, didn't you say when you were talking about Tamara and bellerophon something about the air? Yeah through the air or something right. Now. You gotta remember right the myth that we talked about before of chimera and how bellerophon was helped by Pegasus to kill off amera because Pegasus good fly. And so well Arif on shot the Chimera from the air here. We have hunt attacking Chimera from home. Viair as well. I thought this was a very neat tie end. Yeah that that really is. So Ethan uses a laser-based glass cutter to cut the glass so he can enter the room with the Chimera store on Skyfall the henchman Patrice uses a similar automated but it wasn't laser-based but it was a similar automated glass cutter to cut in a window so he could shoot across to another bowling. So these automated Glass Cutters are very handy for these guys just to happen to have in their kids. Yeah. One thing I didn't get though is how Ambrose would know or more importantly how often would know that the last remaining Chimera virus would be there with three injection guns. I mean weren't they get that Ambrose tells us the hunt will destroy the virus in the incubation room first and then go where the injection guns are for some reason, he won't be allowed to destroy the virus in those guns. I mean is that because Ambrose is teams going to be there to stop it off. This part to me didn't hold and it was really important for the plot. I thought that from the video clip of doctor and the curvature with his hands in the inoculation chamber the the guns were visible. Well, if you talk about the scene right at the beginning, yeah, there are three guns and four vials there. They don't really show them the loading the gun from the vile. There's a vile there, but it looks like they never actually see them loaded. I mean, he says that tape to them but it doesn't include him shooting himself with one of them. There were three guns in that scene and he shot himself with one. Are there only two vessels that this is this didn't hold for me because if you look at what he did at the beginning versus the way the setup was when they got there. Yeah, something happened in between that we never saw okay and off so when he's talking to Dimitri and plain, he doesn't tell Dmitri that what's in the gun is all they have. Yeah, right that there's no more Chimera virus. They've this is the last of it, right? So it just seems a little odd. Weird that Ambrose would have that because he didn't get that information or we didn't see him get that information. Yeah. Yeah, there is a little disconnect there. I think of course the doctor's keeping it all a secret that injected himself. But yeah, you're right about the gun part. We have to we've watched it several times. I went still don't notice can looked at it and I'm like God they don't tell you this. So how does Ambrose know that's the last of it? Yeah. Well this whole scene is a little odd to me. Anyway, I thought Ambrose is neatly narrating what Hunt is doing and will do so that it's all wrapped up nicely for the audience a simple little device too tight confusing things together and tell us what is happening. It's a clever tactic and a clever way of telling us what's going on and you have to believe wow, they know everything about this guy and well but month. Maybe they did that because of some criticism from mission impossible one. So when going through this I was looking at IMDb and there was a post in the trivia section there where they talked about the fact that people thought the plot of them I one was too confusing for some people it was so there's a point early on where Ethan tells Luther the plan and Luther says, oh, it's that simple them and then as we go on you hear the explanation of what's going to happen multiple times multiple people telling us this is a simple plot yet. They have to explain an awful lot of stuff to us to try to make sure that we the stupid audience can't follow along with whatever this simple plot is. Yeah, the simple plot is complicated in parts and not not that complicated. But anyway, this basically tells us if you're not paying attention listen to this part will tell you what's going on. Okay? All right. So let em Together. Yes, put the complex simple stuff together Ambrose knows hunt will have to go to two places incubation room. And where the Chimera is that he will destroy Chimera as opposed to preserving any of it. Yeah. So first thing I'm seeing cubaton room then finally in the inoculation chamber, they hold the last three guns Ambrose can't let Ethan destroyed the last of chimera. So Ethan punches into the computer system something to kill the virus in the incubation room. Oh, yeah. He's raising the temperature and the raised temperature like in a body when the when the reason you run a fever is to kill whatever's yeah, this reminds me and if you've seen this movie Stanley Kubrick movie 2001 A Space Odyssey, it's the same thing off the Hell 9000 computer in 2001 Space Odyssey from 1968 when he'll kills the three astronauts in hibernation for their long trip to Jupiter. It's the song Something system alert Camaro organisms terminated Baba top or dead. So this is it the 1968 to 2000. So wow. Okay, All right. So anyways Ethan ends up entering the inoculation room. He grabs one of the three guns and fires it and he grabs a second one and fires it and then he grabs the third one and Hunt realizes that doctor in the Corvette had injected himself with the virus which is why on the video. He says he must get to his destination and 20 hours. Yeah. That was my response was in him and he died in a crash. So what is hunt going to do just as he gets that third gun the final piece Ambrose in his guys shoot their way in and they'll kill hunting get the virus. Yeah. Plus that's their plan. Yeah. I mean Luther's monitoring all of this activity remote how they always have such great surveillance equipment. I don't know. I've got a laptop and all of a sudden wage. Get that anything. Yeah, almost all of these spy movies these days do this kind of thing. And it brings in this unwelcome dose of fantasy to what are usually pretty tense scenes, So we don't see Ambrose esteem come in Kill the security guards on the main floor cuz they don't care about the security guards like Ethan may have Luther says that Nia is in the biocide building at tracker that injected her is still working good thing. So now Lutheran Billy know that Sean is there but for some reason what all this Kick-Ass equipment Luther can't communicate with the generator running and it's running but you can still do all this tracking day. You can still you could do all this tracking but he can't communicate with Ethan couch being on the far side of the moon for astronauts. You can't yeah, you're in the dead zone they're apparently when this generator is running. It doesn't make a lot of sense to us, but somehow from his dog. Real mirror. Yeah, this is another interesting point Luther can see a counter on a bomb placed under his van. Okay. I don't know how long do that for my rear-view mirror. Maybe he's got one mirror bouncing into another mirror blah blah blah and he's got everything covered on his van but somehow he sees it and he escapes the van with his computer, of course before the explosions. So that's that's nice. So that's good. But there is an explosion though. There is an explosion in it's a good one and okay doesn't make a heck of a lot of sense but he's out with the computer and that's the important thing. He does get out with the computer but it's damaged. We don't hear that here, but we hear about it later. Okay? All right, so there's a big fight scene in the lab, of course and when I got to go over all the details, but it's a great fight song with a great score of music and it adds certainly to the tension that is unfolding in the movie. I mean, it's a good fight scene and we short shrift it a little bit here Jose. We don't need to go through everything. Yeah, but it really is a good fight scene. The gunfight is a good one with Ethan sliding on the glass covered floor cuz glass is exploding all over the place while firing it off Rose and his goons like buying sliding on the ice at peace glory and our Majesty's Secret Service. Anyway, Ambrose tells us guys to hold fire and there's some chatter going on. The last gun of the virus is on the floor between hunt and Ambrose Ambrose and his guys have Nia and now they bring her out to try to get hunt out from his hiding and he sends her to get the injection gun and tells honey bees responsible for what happens to her. Now Luther survived the explosion. He's coughing amongst the flames and everything else telling hunt at night as in the building while he kind of knows that now and I'm I'm just trying to get her to think. Hey, what makes you think he won't shoot you as soon as you give him the gun so hunts trying everything here to convince Nya don't give him the gun club. Ambrose says other weird thing women are like monkeys mate. They won't let go of one branch until they get a hold of the next how what mighty mean by the word Branch Branch might be a euphemism here. I don't know. I'm not sure but we got several lines in this movie that you got rid of wonder about and naiah injects herself with the virus from the last gun cuz there's a fight over the last gun this forces Sean to keep her alive, of course because you gotta keep the virus alive in her. All right. So this whole scene this whole fight and everything it ends with Ethan parachuting out of the building and right before he does that he tells Niya Ang just stay alive. I'm not going to lose you now. I am TV talks about this and how it mirrors a similar scene in the 1992 movie The Last of the Mohicans song. Cha keitel's Kora just stay alive. I will find you and then he jumps down a waterfall. Okay. So this might have been inspired from that scene from The Last of the Mohicans. Yeah, once again with the score continues until right after Ethan jumps. It stops when the parachute opens and doesn't come back until after two scenes when Ethan says unless we dose her with bellerophon Nia will kill herself. So first things first and then the score comes back. The first of these short scenes has shown in a car with Nia and asking if she wants to plead for her life as he's holding the bellerophon she slaps him. He leaves the car telling her she's going to be the Typhoid Mary of Oz the second scene is Luther complaining that until he gets his damaged computer to boot. He can't track Nya. Yeah, he was able to do communicate with them after the generator stopped after the explosion with his laptop messed up, but he now all of a sudden he's got to have the damage computer to boot. There are limits to everything he can't track night if we remember When they injected Nia with the thing only one computer could track her. Yeah, so Luther's gotta get this computer back up and running. Yeah. Meanwhile Junta scaling the Bluffs of the compound Ambrose's Compound on the water communicating with Billy and Luther who say looks heavily guarded and they asked him what it looks like from where he is as he's kind of like picking his head over above the cliff onto the landing or he's trying to get to and he says risky. All right, if you know anything about Tom Cruise Risky Business in nineteen eighty-three was his first major role and there's no question in my mind are my dad. He's referencing Risky Business song. He says risky, right? So then we get to the scene with McCoy meeting with Ambrose at the Lighthouse. The IMF team is trying to infiltrate the building and a log You very nice fight moves by Ethan has he gets into the building. This is where we see it yet another trademark of John. Well, we've talked about a couple of them. He likes to have these pigeons and doves in his movies and I see them a few times in this scene when Hunt is getting into the compound. We saw this in for your eyes only two in nineteen eighty-one directed by John Glenn, and of course pigeons were used as a spy gadgets in World War Two and so on so birds and spy movies has a history. But yeah, and we can't forget last December's animated spy movie Spies in Disguise wage where the lead spy turns into a pigeon. Yeah. So there you go. We got birds all over the place. It's like an Alfred Hitchcock movie sucks. So let's get back to the mission impossible to McCoy meets with Ambrose. They run a test and are told by the lab technicians that the blood he tested which we assumed, Came from I is loaded with chimaira and that the other substance tested was Galera van. So now they've got both. Yeah MC long as he is thirty million for Ambrose who says they don't want only cash but stock options in that value. It ends call someone and tells them to cut Nya loose in the center of Sydney. Yeah. Wow, why did they do it this way? Well, he asks how quickly more bellerophon can be made cuz there's going to be an outbreak of chimera in Sydney Seventeen million people in Sydney will need bellerophon in the next few days. This will force the stock options to be worth billions and Ambrose will own 51% biosite. So Dan there were a bunch of numbers in what I just said and he's talking about options and the options Market is something that many people aren't familiar with our options for yeah, there's so how does he get to this 51% of biased site by God? In the stock options off of thirty million. Yeah, you think if it's Thirty million, he's spending you can't buy half the company with Thirty million. So this was a little confusing to me and a bit convoluted but keep it simple. There are ninety three point four million shares outstanding in the company the bad guys ambroeus in his goons want 480,000 options. So how many shares can you buy with a nod 100 that's 100 so they will take his Thirty million and by the options those options allow him to buy the shares at $31 a share wage stock price expected to shoot north of 200. He'll make billions of dollars off of the game. That's how that's how it but it's confusing in the film is like how long you get half the company explanation was nice and Chris. I mean cuz options can get very confusing. Yeah, and now we got more birds. Let's get to the birds the important stuff off. Birds hunt creates an explosion and a bird flies through the fire as hunt walks past the burning door again. Another woo use of birth records. This this is followed by a lab technician with his bare hands closing up the two vials Chimera and bellerophon given all that's going on with the covid-19 MC today. I would have assumed he would have at least been wearing some kind of latex gloves or something to protect him. His bare hands off this and these vials that supposedly of this deadly virus. Yeah, the heck Says Stamp in a few of his henchmen go out looking for a hunt. Of course, it's cuz they're thinking this guy's down here. All right Junta is hiding near the ceiling. And of course, there's a bird right next to him another bird whose movement. Let's stamp identify where Hunt is. Okay one starts another explosion by shooting off. I'm tanks to make them explode. Well, we've talked about this Trope in other podcasts and how blowing up a tank creates a diversion Bourne Identity comes instantly to mind off this drop and so on so stamp radios in the Ambrose that he has hunt and Ambrose tells them to bring hunt to him and stamped drags him in hands tied behind his back and Ambrose shoots hunting the leg such a nice guy. Yeah. It doesn't speak and Ambrose says stop mumbling as he toys with Hunter Rod mumbles because stamp says he probably broke his jaw Ambrose ends up unloading his gun in to hunt only to see the bandage little finger on hunts hand along too late. Remember when Ambrose clipped the end of stamps finger off with a cigar cutter. This is when Ambrose realizes it was stamp dead. He pulls off the mask of hunt from stamps head the real hunt who has been wearing a stamp basket. Where did he get those masks heard? They took in this complex. Anyway to masks they had to have eaten his stamp and stamp is Ethan. Yeah. Yeah, maybe it's got him in his pocket. They're not that small. So anyway, you runs out the door with the Chimera and the bellerophon. So I mean it was made obvious throughout the the movie after stamp had his piece of his finger cut off that he had it bandaged. He added Bandits at the track. He saw it bandaged during a fight. And yeah, I remember this to supposed to be so simple yet they have to tell you until you until you that this is what's going on every day. They're trying to wrap it up for us nice and neat into a little education you missed this we're going to tell you again so, okay. All right. I don't know where all the masks came from. I mean maybe hunt was carrying a bag with him a backpack or something when he was climbing the cliff off. I don't remember but he's got the mask which is pretty damn handy. Yeah. Now this scene is driving me crazy because it's right out of another movie that I can't remember which song It is I've been looking for movies trying to figure out which one it was. I believe in the other movie. They've got a hood covering their face and they get killed because they couldn't speak so I couldn't find it. Daniel couldn't figure out when I was talking about. I'm going to reach out to you our community members to help us out. Yeah, if you know what scene I'm talking about go to spy movie navigator.com. There's a big red button that says leave us a voicemail tell us who they are what movie I'm talking about. I just can't remember it help us out here will play your message with your answer in an upcoming episode. We really appreciate it. Cuz this has been driving me crazy for quite a while that I can't remember what movie that's from. Yeah. So if you know, let us know also in that see we see people shooting with two guns one hand. Yeah and on the director's cut John Woo said part of his inspiration from this was Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid that's immediately what I thought of when I saw that song The movie I thought of and he said John Wayne movies come into play with that as well. If you remember Rooster Cogburn has the two rifles and the reins in his teeth True Grit, right? So Chuck is definitely something that he's been inspired by he also used this technique in some of his Hong Kong movies. That's what he called them. So he had done a bunch of movies originally in Hong Kong and he used that technique there. So shooting two guns at once was something that he had both Sean Archer and Castor Troy too many times in John was earlier movie called face off. So like the birds and the crosses. These are John Woo trademarks. You see him in his other movies. He brings them forward here in mission impossible to if you see all three of these things in a movie chances are John Woo was involved in that movie. All right, let's move on to the motorcycle chase scene, right? So then ambrosis men Chase hunt and Hunt gets out of town. Our cycle. Yeah and the Chase and fight scene comes out of this. It's a good fight scene and the motorcycles do do some nice stunts. Especially there's this front wheelie they do that I'd never seen before but I like if you're into Fast and Furious and stuff, I don't know if they do though that move there but I'd never seen it before so that was pretty cool. But for me personally and I don't know why I prefer chases the motorcycle chases. There's only a few things you can get done on a motorcycle and quite honestly get bored quickly with these. Yeah, there is a there was a shot where hunt rides his motorcycle a fire which is kind of cool but we've seen stuff like that before too and John Woo said he was thinking of cowboys and horses but used motorcycles instead. He likes the flexibility that the motorcycle gives to make things more interesting than if it had been on a horse which really would have been a place for this movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So if you remember my discussion about shooting a handgun at home Getting in this episode where I actually went and shot a handgun. This Chase has a lot of shooting mainly with handguns and it's just amazing to me after my experience on the on the gun range of how they can jump shooting fire and a lot of times what they're pointing at when they're doing this moving. I just don't understand how that happened. Yeah, and what's amazing to me is that they're not only spinning and firing and so on but when Ethan Hunt spins and fires, he hits his Target usually but when the other ninety nine people chasing him are spinning and firing they miss well, that's because they're not Ethan Hunt they're not as well trained. Obviously, they're not as well trained. I think the stunt work in this world series of shots with the motorcycle chases is amazing. The cinematography is just stunning, but the motorcycle chase is like, I don't know seven minutes long or something. It's long. Yeah, I thought too long with some of the same spinning and firing stunts done multiple times. I would have been happy with like a 3-minute chasing down and cut this thing so that let's get into the end of the chase. Yeah, there's a point where Sean Ambrose and Ethan Hunt jump off their motorcycles and they smash into each other and when I saw this, my mind was instantly brought back to the fight scene between Scar and Simba in The animated version of Disney's The Lion Okay, because it's almost exactly the same if you actually have actually put them side-by-side. Yeah, it's almost the same shot. Yeah, John Woo says, oh he likened it to jousting from medieval times again back to the horses. Maybe from the movie Chef. Ho however to me. This was Scar and Simba this wasn't jousting. It was cool. But it definitely had that same feel to me. Yeah, that's a good symbol is especially side-by-side wage. Said they looked yeah, they look identical very very identical. Yeah, so, of course, they're they crashed into each other they're off the motorcycles. And now it's the fight turns into fisticuffs on the ground off the ground now with martial arts moves included and all this kind of stuff. I mean, they're fighting hand-to-hand combat here and Tom Cruise did most of these stunts including the two-footed twisting kick, which pretty amazing actually it was a pretty impressive kid. Yeah. You gotta be impressed with that one. I think actually they trained him right before they did this. Yeah. He did not have a ton of training for that. So Ambrose has this knife and he tries to stab Ethan in the eye and when they film this they had the knife on a cable set to stop 1/4 inch from Tom Cruise. As I said Scott who played Ambrose he's told make this look like you're really trying to move this thing. He won't be able to get past a quarter inch rim as I yeah now in face off again going back to that other movie job. Who did there's a scene where John Travolta's character sticks his gun in the henchman's I and so to me this really kind of felt like it was now in that movie The Gun was life on the I not a quarter inch above it. But this this knife really seems to be a Twist on what we did again in face off and it also reminds me of the stunts that Tom Cruise does movies where he falls to the ground and stopped just before he hits the ground. It's a signature move here. It's like the knife is doing the exact same signature move. Yeah. All right. So, let's get to the ending. We see Nia, of course. She was theoretically infecting everyone having been cut loose in Sydney whatever but as we remember before we know this thing transfers through the air. Yeah, we don't know exactly how this this works really, but they know that it needs a living organism because if she dies it's dead so dead. And were you remember hunt saying that she's if she has no other choice she's going to kill herself before she allows us to happen. Now how they make that big leap that she's going to kill herself from her being a thief same thing else. I don't know exactly there was a part of the movie where she admits she has a conscience. So maybe maybe this is part of it checked herself to keep herself alive not to kill herself. Yes. She was an insurance that cameras couldn't kill her cuz he needed the virus, right? So is it she has a conscious in his like yeah. I'm not going to affect everybody else. The virus will die with me that yeah that part I thought was a little weak and the timing we see her now standing on this big cliff and we are to think of course, she's going to throw herself off the cliff and kill herself because geez, they're not saving the world with the bellerophon yet or with her and the the clock is ticking away. I don't know if we know at this point how many of the twenty hours has passed due we there I seem to remember there is a clock scene but Luther asked and Hunt says not long. So yeah, I don't I don't remember if they have it down to the minute kind of a thing. Yeah, so that's the excuse. I guess where her going to throw herself off. The cliff is the timing is the time is running out now, if I'm sure I'd be thinking I gotta take every last minute to see if they're going to save me. I'm not throwing myself off a cliff but earlier we were told the guy that new Corvette was working with dyed. It was landed later than twenty hours. If you last if you get you can't be saved every single day after twenty hours and it looked like a really nasty death. Yeah from the 20 hour mark on. Okay. Yes, so maybe there's some of that going on here and Hunt did tell Luther and Billy to go find her so and leave him alone where he was. So there's an excuse for them being in the helicopter looking for job. Naya I don't know how they find her. I don't know how they were going to find her in a helicopter flying over Sydney. But or wherever they're they're flying tracking device. That's true. They do have the tracking device but the computer was messed up but apparently they got it fixed by then. Yeah, that part actually was working now. Okay, so that part was good. Okay. Yeah, so well, this is going on the box goes into really the last phase of the fight. I mean this is a long fight sequence that happens when hunt and Ambrose on the cliff after the motorcycle thing. Yeah. Yeah, and it ends up with a kiss from Ethan that knocks Ambrose down and he hits his head on a rock. He looks like he's dead Ethan pulls away from punching him again. So he backs away. Yeah, and of course he walks away towards the helicopter Ambrose points a gun at Hunt and says, you should have killed me. Yeah, he's right. He's right. He should have killed him now if you look at the floss. Kiya woh, we'll get back to what happens here in a second. But if you look at John Boos philosophy, he says in my movies the bad guy Never Dies. That's my theory. I think no matter what you do. The evil is still alive. And so I thought that he had had him killed and we see no he didn't have him killed. The evil was still alive. Yeah, he should have killed him right then and there when he had him down he's he's getting good spy Widow. So Ambrose has his gun on hunt hunt kicks a gun from the sand that just happens to be in perfect position. Kick it into the air. He turns and shoots Ambrose multiple times and it looks like Ambrose is dead this time. So after the fight they have to show the hero look at the girl and see that she's recovered off cuz they shot her up with the bellerophon. Yeah. Woo says he likes a tragic ending, but he wanted a happy ending in this movie given what happened to Jim Phelps in Mission Impossible 1 bath Ending conversation with Ethan and Mission Commander swanbeck was intriguing Ethan. It was kind of a disjointed conversation and Ethan lies to swanbeck. He tells him he doesn't know where Niah is dead. And he appears very distrustful of swanbeck. And I think that probably goes back to what happened with him and Phelps is he now more distrustful of authority well and also swanbeck did lie to him and deceive him in getting Nia involved in the first place saying you're going to get her because she's a great thief and really they wanted her because of her relationship with Ambrose. So he has lots of reasons to distrust Wanda that's true in the end. They're ordinary people walking in a park just like other people. Yeah ordinary P. I look like a Seurat painting, you know that they had to put that in there because he wanted it to be a love story. So exactly Jimmy wanted to be a list or it was a week. And you can walk in the park. It's okay. All right, you can kind of hear that. This probably wasn't our favorite Mission Impossible movie. Yeah. Our favorite Mission Impossible movie but I think there's some elements in Michigan possible to that are cool and Advance the storyline and that part is good and there are some weak parts and we pointed out some of the week Parts but I think all in all if you're a mission possible fan, you gotta see mission impossible to if you haven't seen it for a while go back and see it again, especially now with the pandemic going on across the world. It takes on a new meaning like sometimes he'll takes on new meaning. Yep. Yep. Absolutely. All right. So now we're at the end of the movie and Tom's going to tell us about the Beretta that he shot just about a month ago and what that would experience was like so I had shot rifles before but I never shot a handgun and I went to this range now for me there was more kick to it. It was louder than I expected almost every shot. I had was about two inches long. The shots were they hit in the head were by the guy who I was there with and the other thing was I had to aim like 5 or 10 seconds before squeezing off a shot and these movie the spy movie all of them. There's no apparent aiming they just turn shooting fire while they're highly trained and and you are not I'm pretty close to this target. Yeah. We then moved at Target. It was 10 or 12 yards down off the person the shoulder on one of the shots. I have no idea where the second shot what so distance and in these in these movies these spies are shooting at a distance as well distance really makes a difference on your accuracy accuracy. So it was an interesting experience for me given all the spy movies and how much Gunplay there is in spy movies and how accurate some of these thoughts are as they turn and fire. Well, I mean a Baretta as a short muzzled pistol. So you the longer-range you have the less accurate is going to be but it was impressive to see what that really felt like home. Sure, but I did it's put some of these gun fight scenes that we see like we see in Mission Impossible 2 in perspective for me. Yeah. All right. Well now we got Tom's perspective on shooting Berettas and his accuracy rate and you can see that spies are well trained, and they're firing weapons and that helps. All right choice. They have to be this is going to be a wrap of our mission impossible to this has been Dan Silvestri and Tapas, Idaho spy movie navigator.com, and that's a wrap of our cracking the code of mission impossible to thanks for listening. Tell your friends about our show cracking the code to spy movies and give us a 5-star rating on your favorite podcast app that helped us a lot do it now. Thanks.

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219. Special Feature - Interview with Logan and Cobra Kai star, Han Soto

Midnight Double Feature - A Film Podcast

41:26 min | 3 weeks ago

219. Special Feature - Interview with Logan and Cobra Kai star, Han Soto

"Gang welcome to another midnight double feature episode. this one is a little bit different As you can say to special face out we haven't done a special feature in. I don't know maybe two years so you might be wondering what is that. Well it's not like an upcoming attractions. We upcoming films news reviews. It's not like a fake presentation where we do a deep dive and one of our favorite movies but special features like the miscellaneous and this. This one's a good one man. It's a good one going to interview he with hans solder in this interview that talk about these roles and cobra kai some of his roles working with robert deniro. He's raw. He had a role in logan logan. And here's a cool segue speaking of logan. He's also an upcoming film called reminiscence which also stars hugh jackman say the connection. There we go the connection to logan segue king. That's me and reminiscence is directed by lisa joy. The create of westworld so. This guy's got a pretty awesome resume. So it's going to be an awesome upset so for all new listeners. Welcome thanks for hanging out with us and for our usual snus once again. Thanks for hanging out. Thanks for supporting the show and sorry no out coming attractions episode this week. We haven't missed one. And i think a couple of years. It's been awhile but we didn't want to leave you hanging. So that's what we're dropping this episode usually these interviews done within the coming attractions episodes but we used to have them separate as i am doomed separate a while. I'm curious Do prefer them together for them. Separate episodes let us know. Your feedback is always appreciated. And you know we like experimenting trying new things as well and just trying to perfect the episode. So we appreciate the feedback. Small look without further ado not gonna leave you guys hanging not going to ramble for too long so i haven't heard this interview. You haven't heard this interview. Let's check it out together. So ladies and gentlemen without further jude he's herbs interview with hans owner. Mr hans-peter hi. How are you good. Good but yeah lovely to meet you do this. This is awesome. Thank you so much of doing this. Firstly really really appreciate it and know you take time out of your day especially man a ask. How many times do you get called up on your name. I'm do not get called. i'm not sure. I think i would go with. Call out and take the quarters are are nickel from that. Then the not being called out i get it all the time man i always get. I always get named cool name. You know it's a it's a bad awesome. It's a fucking bad awesome did The story you know the story next to harrison ford right say look. I did a bit of a stalking on instagram. Sort of you with harrison. Yeah yeah. I was like okay. This is creeping mad. So hit me we were. We were on set. I was on set for andrew's game for about five months working with arison so it was it was just. I mean it couldn't have couldn't have connect you dot com. I go together. Yeah that's awesome The trip out because he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't love talking style was like know i didn't think he's like the big of like he's not like mark hamill who just like let's right like he's he's super stoic. And it was my introduction to him was you know he was by the by video village and he came up and introduce himself He's harrison. And i know your who in person and then i put my hands. I'm han any goes i know. And then and then he walks away and he turns around he goes on soto really shook his head. He has little bagel thing. He was eating and he just shook his head and walked off. The best thing is like that sir as easy to kind of picture in your head like just that happening. yeah yeah. Yeah it was happening to me. I was like this is so weird. This is so weird. I would have loved to be like a fly on the wall like that was one that was a fun set man lot all stars and not one by davis or no just super amazing people s. That's a fantastic dome. I think that is such an underrated film. A really good book as well. Yeah yeah So i look ma'am. I could have started this interview off with something. Deep and whatever like critical. I'll look man. One of my favorite movies of all time argon gonna talk lagging man like i mean widely widely considered to be one of the best comic book movies of all time And you play a pivotal raleigh. One of my favorite scenes in the movie Because it's not it's one of those brand moments of humor and levity in this kind of like otherwise super serious riot sir. Yeah y'all kind of like performance and reaction in. That moment is really like injuring on your talk to me about your experience on logan. Come like being handed those case by here you jackman and yeah you really. Yeah it was. It was look. James mangold frigging genius. You know legend. Yeah i mean just look at an early morning call time and it was like it was a six. Am call time. I showed almost. I have one scene. Amoco scene that was written for me was the one with The valet tease the first seen. Remember that one when he pulls up headley. Yes so so i shoot it all right cool we got it and then i'm just chilling. I'm waiting to go sign out but they have need the. Pa has been waiting right some sitting there and it's like ours in like art then got a lot of money but i just don't like production wasting money now. I'm trying to tell the pa. Like dude. I got one scene today. That's it like you should release me or you're gonna be paying me a ton of money. So they really didn't turn it. They didn't tell me anything and and I kid you not by eighteen hours came when by eighteen hours so within the eighteen hours of j james our jeans along wrote a but he was writing another scene for me not did tell me though doing that. But he was writing by scene where the limo pulls up yeah right and then And it was the last shot a day. I i've been set for like twenty hours. It was insane. I mean overtime amazing but but when when the when the when it was time he said i did some acting so so yeah so when i opened the opened the car my reaction to sir patrick stewart was like january. Just i didn't know he was going to be in there so that was kind of awesome. Was it was. It was just amazing. How great conversations with hugh jackman you know. I'm sitting in the green room waiting for my. You know man. With patrick stewart and hugh jackman you know. Just just three in their chilin. I mean you know i. I grew up wanting to be wolverine. So that's that's what we played played expert. Whoever didn't pick whoever didn't get. I picked that i get exa wolverine so so now jilin with him later. You know it's just amazing. It was just like. Wow what's frightening. And i had a blast. I mean i. I i met he jacqueline and then we reunited in another movie recently. called reminiscence out. I wanted to agitate ladder man. That's wholesome i mean yemen. That's see that's honestly going to be like one of those like pinch me. I'm in dream moments. Man like crazy I feel like every feel like there are a lot of moments. I wanna find those moments. Everytime onset is what kind of like. Yeah you know like never lose sight of like never lose sight of what you're in at the most one thing say of grateful but mad really just taking it in and you know it's it's something else is something else because this wasn't my path there's wasn't my career choice you know like like i'd say it wasn't my career choice. I actually made x. Assertive effort to make it my career choice but it wasn't written in the in the stars. Ronnie you young. That's not what your doctor lawyer are. Mrs that kind stuff that typical asian family. Yeah yeah i mean. 'cause 'cause that's what they know right. They came over here they migrated from vietnam tiny one come from an indian family so like i'm a lawyer like you know exactly. I think you know you did it for fun right. Yeah totally yeah. I love these your parents. I love india by the way one of my favorite countries visit. I've i've never been so if you're all strong if you're in australia Well technically My parents have fiji indian. Cy faiza had kind of like what caused by indians My parents migrated. I've flew to sydney like a lot of Fijian indian your yeah. I've been plenty of times to jay but never india yet go before forced yet. You gotta go when everything opens up again absolutely s. you know. it's it's an experience. I love india plays so we were talking about those. You know pinched me. I'm dreaming moments. us being while we're on the subject of comic book movies you've appeared in quite a few adaptations right. I mean like that. Amazing watchman tv show you then Preacher fantastic sports name if you will you big like comic book fan growing up like is this would with these like on of like. Oh shit this is a comic book film or be about. I collect comic books. When i was a kid. But then i switched over the baseball cards So i got late. You all onerous clear. Upper decks like i you to know. They're worth any money. But they're they're in their becky. They're in their plastic wrap. And i even have the original beckett's that you look for pricing. That was like my. That was like my thing. When i was a kid you go go to like a gas station called timesaver by beckett. You come home see. What are you. Cards are worth. So i did. That would comics too but it was just too hard to store but i have some pretty cool ones. I'm some really cool ones. I when i should have brought to set. May i didn't think about it. It was trying to be pro sinus. Plays got to like family. I'm gonna. I'm gonna manifest it on the third movie we do together our yes. Yeah three times. John ryan he's also So i wanna get kind of like get a sense of how you pick your projects. And whether a good filmmaker directing movies a big deciding factor. Because you know you've worked with some incredible directors like anton obviously as mangold ryan johnson. John m true Is that a fact that you look at when you're deciding which projects should take on or is just kind of like i'll take what comes my way. Oh no it's part of the is part of the process. I want to make sure we trend in an upward direction. You know and part of that. Is you know working with filmmakers who who are aligned with kind of like your your style and and and Evaluate where you wanna go. You know and and i like a big underdog fan not that those guys are underdogs but they have their underdog story and and I'm just blessed to be able to celebrate it with them at this point in their journey. You know right. I mean like especially juncture in particular like. Jj retaliation was that it was his. I kind of like big budget sort of bill. And then he went on like crazy. Rich asians now now is doing much more like this much coming down the pipeline for probably i story which you guys joe I actually got onset. I say snuck onset. But i got on set as a stunt performer and it was a night shoot so i slept during the day. Went to a nice shoots at three of us in there and he didn't use me so when home. I got a but it's not really about the money. Right went home run. man. I didn't use sta has drinks as just kinda of like sulking in my own like You know and and next thing you know you know if you have a nice you you're supposed to stay up and sleep rights anyway. I i messed my whole schedule up the next the next day i was just still in it like kind of like. Come pity party for myself. Anyway he called a call eighty called said. Hey john john once you set for a role as an actor on you make it a how far away you and i was like. I'm already on my way and it was a normal way. I was like i'm already in the car do but but yeah i got actually got started his dad while i was while i was waiting star performer. And he's school guy. You know blood success can happen to a better person you know are better family absolutely man. That is such a great story to be a part of and like the just just being in another. That's not john's first movie but like he's kinda like break ad big day someone one that kinda like if you did will be good for him but i did. I fucking love that. Maybe i think i mean if he doesn't get enough recognition man that is cliffs cliff seen when my god saying imacs men you look. You feel like you're gonna fall in like. Yeah that's my buddy joe. My buddy joe was the yellow ninja. They call them ninja. Yeah i don't know if. I the yellowfin on pretty. Yeah was amazing i can do it. I'm terrified heights. Signed by honestly watching washing it in game guy guys. i'm just like i'm good good So look having worked with these amazing directors and this is kind of like getting into your process. What lessons did you take an active from your previous roles. And how did you kind of like apply those lessons into something more. Recent like harbor clara So i mean i i worked with Nicholas cage on left behind. Yeah and one of the things. I picked up from him. I love nicholas. Cage is amazing. One of the things. I picked up from him and i took it on every set after that was once i left my trailer might lines. Were all memorize everything was done. He didn't have even for rehearsals. he didn't he never had a sides with him. So you know he would know he would not exactly where it is. When we're gonna hersal. I i really i watch them do that. That's like this is amazing. That any more. Yeah so i took you know. There's a bunch of low nuggets that i take from every actor you know he. He nicholas cage that that for that particular instance. I think he really helped me. In terms of preparation you know And mark ruffalo worked on. Now you see me. Watched him kinda like calm. A colleague down in the ban on the way to set that was done a neat. You know You get a bunch of these little moments where where it's like all right. I like that. I'll take it you know and you just develop your own little kind of platform and and and guidelines to go by. That's it man. I mean like y- you'll observing nicholas nicholas goddamn cage and mark ruffalo. Are these actors who have been working for years In huge things right so you just naturally they bring their own things to your dislike. I'll cherry pick that. I'll cherry pick the amount. Put it in the repertoire. Yeah Do you have any nicad stories. I mean like. I love nick cage like nick. Cage is one of the most amazing amazing. Yeah black because you you say his performances and you know they are a lot of the time unhinged everything every time someone talks about him. They talk about him as if he's the my sweetest person on the planet i'm yes story as Even what ever you have on your experiences with like we were chatting we were chatting butler astrophysics now And just just you know. He's just like keep up the good work folsom. And meanwhile i'm like is this castor troy harking or is his sean archer. You take your face off. Yeah we're gonna let s impression did as Yeah tell them to stay away from the l. a. downtown. It's going to be low smoggy. I love that you did say you did that. He didn't go for the because you know i can. I can call face off. Like i can go back and forth. I mean family man. Oh yeah yeah. I mean that was the other one. I was going to quote. But i'll leave it for another day. It's a christmas one. Yeah so yeah well. We'll we'll when we have you back on because we definitely Listen a little bit about kerber cam. Because like i cover kyw like just a and i think it took everyone surprise like no one. Was you know because it was. It was exclusively on youtube for awhile. And then you came to netflix. And then you're just come like sound like a second win on netflix. And now it's just blown up into this huge thing So you played an instrumental pot as a character named famine fanta. amanda them. yes Who i guess kind of like shape. The origin story of the series is kind of like big bad riley. John craze kind of small fate like considering her john crisis in the mythology of karate. Kid so my question to you is. Did you feel any pressure in taking on that role. Riot. 'cause like this is this. Is john craze like the out. Yeah the big bad you know the if this were like my first gig i think it would have been a lot of pressure for me and a lot of it would have been self-induced but I mean i've done. I've done a lot of these. And i know exactly what i need to bring in energy wise to to to Kind do justice. And i knew i knew how big it was. I knew like what impacted played in the karate. Kid universe. i owned it. Like when i came on said there was no small. Talk i even. I even kind of bullied the extras around. You know what i mean like. They won't mind like subordinates. Yeah yeah kind of method and and it really. It was more like it was more a set etiquette management but done as my character to guys. 'cause they wanna take pictures they wanna do this and i tell their phones away. We'll be playing cards you know. I don't smoke on smoking cigarette. Just total bad ass like to the point. Where the jon. John hurwitz only taught me couple times because he saw where i detach myself from. Yeah yeah so. There was a moment. Where you gleaned in as it feels to baz motherfucking karate kid history. Now's like this kind of good luck yet. A coffee coffee. that's also man. Like i mean. Yeah that was my kind of like uh because i was curious like this is this is. This is a franchise it's had decades behind it ride so like how do you you just cannot come in and make your in Man like i think that loss kinda like half of season three was just so engrossing because you know we never get this kind of like. Who is john kreese kind of moment like how did he is. And you know he's only as hot as he is because he met characters like daunou plied so yeah absolutely. Yeah it was the first time you actually get a peek into why he is away so it was such a nice like christmas treat. Everyone like everyone. Everyone's saying oh. This is why he's such a bad ass or like he doesn't give a shit about anybody. Better served still. Yeah yeah and and and think about it. The guy that the guy that tortured him is even worse. Yeah so that's me right. So i had to get that mind space. It was it was it was. Yeah i meditate a lot that day that night got back to my hotel and it was just like you know dr pretty dark yellow. That's what i was gonna say like. How do you pull yourself out of that right. I mean like because your certify into it yourself in the inaugural whiskey handle back to the hotel and you start bossing around the house. I'm like hey hey picking up more whether you like it or not your check out his lesson. No i wanted to twelve a making elevators. Open itself for me. You know what. I mean a boston. Everything around Do so did you grow up with karate. Kid you have love for it when you are. Yeah i mean that was. I was bullied as a a middle school kid. So it kinda kinda yeah. Yeah it's just kinda allow you could fight these bullies and you know i got my ass kicked because of it but i stood up for myself. So that's all it matters tight long. I think i think that's that's the joy of like doing what i do is like you know you you get into a certain role you bring this these stories to life and you just never know who resumes right. So that's that's kind of like that's the fun part man. It's all in the writing. It's all in a form ince's so if you can touch one wife. You've done your job right so aluminium. Everyone finds something. Yeah totally. yeah yeah so going to briefly chat about reminiscence like this project When it appeared them all right. Because i'm a huge fan of westworld and obviously one man like this being her directorial debut. So i'm just like houses. What is this going to look like. What is the feeling of a going to be like. I have no idea. I'm coming into a completely blank. And then you get this started. Cost led by here right. Hugh jackson And he's he's never he never leaves anything on the table like he's always goes all out. Sir i mean because we haven't seen any footage of this we haven't seen a trial has nothing narcotics as yet or anything like that. I mean you're sneak. Peek of it is just literally him punched him exactly certain. It's a perfect teaser. This is what i'm saying like. What can we expect like without anything without any spoilers. Whatever you can give me like whatever is not on the nba. The and i mean i'll i'll say is this lisa joy road stuff westworld. Yeah she's amazing director you know. She's married to jonathan nolan. Her stranorlar though. Just put those three together. You jackman rebecca ferguson. Bending newton you know my buddy sam with dina right. And i that's all i do a slow of look that was hit man like i mean i'm just like i want to ask you a question about reminiscence. Browse like man unnerved. He's going to be like it's gonna be sorry to have deter like to chat about it. Because i if i can answer would but i yeah. I can't now by will say this. Lisa lisa directing writing and like. It's it's amazing because she knows she's very meticulous. She knows exactly what she wants. And you know. There was a scene where i had on two lines. I'll tell you this. I came on. I showed up to rehearsal. We did rehearsals. Went back and we came back onto shoot right before i get onto set. She goes hey. Haunt refused writing it rewriting. Hey can you say this paragraph instead like yeah. That's fine you know And then and then there's the scene another thing that i did where i'm speaking right. And a and hughes hugh. Everyone's out there right right when i open my mouth above flies in my mind a i swallow this bug and i try to hammer through and i just couldn't 'cause stuck in my throat so and i just i pretty much call cut. I was like. I need another guy. Swallow literally go again so it was. It was cool. that's all. We have fun deadlock. we had a blast and You know A lot of people. I've reunited with met new friends and it was amazing i can. I can imagine man. I'd trust me. I'll be the opening day because the concept to learn And then you've got leases name attached to it too and your. She's an sorry much goodwill from westwood alarm ryan me like gotta love show. May i love that. Show man that the first season learn I it's just such a such a mind bender santiago just absolutely like how do you. How do you come up with something like this like. I honestly sat that so many times like the entire show. I'm just like how you. How does something like this. Come out of someone's brian. Yeah right. I mean like how. How many times have you watched it. I've seen. I've seen this season three times same season to do. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah because the first season completely changes on the rewatch right. I mean just. Yeah the second season i also loved season. Two of the twice in season. Three's fantastic as well. I watched that once but I am. I am so unbolted that shower. Hey spearheaded a fantastic job with that. It's just like take. Take all the money and make this giant show. It's fantastic you issue applets awesome. Good shipments like one of my favorite shows on. Hbo is the night of your. My god man like misery is dead. Yeah yeah he's a. I was actually just watching that again. I watched the pilot. Because that. I just just watching the whole thing dude. Hoping yeah pilot is masterful man like that is the amount of time that they take with a you know she's like where's this going. Yeah introduced to to torres character. I and like he's such a sweetheart dirt man like and his transformation is just incredible. Yeah and it's it's shockingly like it's real like we could happen anybody that's anywhere. Yeah man that is honestly if anyone's listening to this and the heavens saying the night of Hoya highly recommend. Yeah it was an. I don't know the full story behind this book. James gandolfini produced it before he passed away. Which is which was. Also i think i think says his name is attached to it as well For mary maybe not. Maybe i'm Remember scenes crisp. It may be wrong. Yeah i know. I know gandolfini was in it. Stays sharon is yes is awesome dude. I love zalin man. The guard guy can right before we before we close out here. I wanted to plug your distribution company. That you're part of coming causey dogfight Taught me a little bit A little bit about that and what you involved in that. Because i understand that it's primarily hara right. Yeah we started on the horror or feature film distribution company but we're slowly taking in other things documentaries and and and thrillers and so It what initially started as origin of falls into anytime you building a culture a community of filmmakers of its natural to two other people be knocking on the door like a cool. Come in you know a up and then once we get to know them like i can we. Can we distribute this. Let's do it. Can we do to you know at one hundred percent ten percent. so yeah. that's that's kind of been We've got some cool films from out. Man we've got we've got Fourteen eighty eighty radio pirates. Check it out. in in july I think we're releasing but it's it's it's amazing haymakers as yeah he maker a recent one and Clapboard jumble of your filmmaker checkout or jungle. Just a mccown is amazing. renault we distribute films. And and you know lately it's just been As just been a lot of filmmakers have been coming to us. 'cause i think we take Filmaker friendly approach and and my they have access to call me. They can email me anytime. Text me and and and i kinda got a break that barrier down from light you know this hierarchy of communication. I save magistrates. ceo. Let's talk you know. I'm apartment in the company. So it's me and my partner andrew van helton who who's got a film Got to fill out of netflix's called on the block island sound. I'm us check that out. You love yeah this month actually. It's on the list. It's on the lancia soon But now my part i could have. I couldn't have asked for better partners company. I mean we we we. We complement each other perfectly. And we've we share a lot of the same kind of interests away from distribution. So yes story. I met him. I met him on a movie. That was actually in Was directed by jeffrey vinik. The final destination greeter. Yeah right yeah. Yeah so i. I watched andrew onset as a fly on the wall on washington. Act everybody on set. And i liked him as a person so i sent. You're the kind of guy wanna work with anyway. It up junior an executive produce on it. But i have my film fun and i funded a finished funds on the movie and During that relationship we got talking. And we're like man. Let's just do so. Let's just shake up the industry so this rabbit kamikaze dogfight superblast image super blessed with everyone. Who's been involved in it. You know Meeting amazing filmmakers. I think that's joint esteban part right now by reducing our second movie This this month. And i'm actually going to be inspired. Yeah yeah yeah. That's awesome dude in like and it's it's so important to give filmmakers especially indie filmmakers just to a platform To to jump off. Because like it's like i was hearing listening to Have you heard of brian. fargo He's yeah. He directed ecus which one best best documentary but he. He directed another documentary last year. Thing will ship will the dissident And he talked about on on geragos odd kaz about al How difficult it was to actually find a distributor for that film because it was like Controversial like it gets into Sort of conspiracy theories with the saudi arabia. Cranston stuff like that sir. Your one wanted to sort of buy it and stuff like that. So yeah like i think. I think it's super important what you're doing man with them with with kamikaze. Dogfight giving these micheals a a platform. Absolutely man it's all it's exciting man. I let like. I said the film it we love. We love filmmakers. And that's just like you know. I always tell them. This is not a one off like a one have shown fund. We're we're gonna go and we want to produce movies so we like the farm within the within our organization and and you know yeah yeah give them a chance to a would he have. We got on. Let's let us help you develop it you know. Let's see where it goes If you finish product we can shoot. You know what i mean like. It's just so it's cool to be able to cross pollinate everything. Yeah man that's awesome. What's your because you have a website for that. I just went so the website is kamikaze. Dogfight dot com. It's km khz dogfight. Yeah thank you have you seen. Have you seen the Animated logo yet. Yeah have on the website of this morning super happy by. I just read a movie that we produce it. Just i just got final cut and i forgot that i gave animated logo so when it came on in like got a thirteen speakers in this room right now so when it came running it was like i just sat there like a little life man eternally fair. That's awesome that sector. I love that. Because that's just serve salsa salsa. Say like that. You're just giving back to other filmmakers as well it's it's it's sickening Last question before we head out us being The manado facial. Podcast if you if you had a sunday just to yourself. What's your double feature. What's your ideal double failure. You go to movies to put on back to back it me. Oh shit and yeah. You're on this new movies back to back up gladiator. Ooh yeah get it. Get some russell crowe in there. Yeah i put another russell. Crowe one in their american gangster dude. Is this a mood. It's a mood thing. You didn't tell me what the weather was. Like at the create buyer. Best love to release. God's back to back that's that's the other day. I had played godfather. Godfather goodfellas back. Oh shit man. So it's a mood thing. What of my drinking at the time. What did i eat dinner yet. You know if. I ate already maybe as forrest gump than mcguire. I don't know nicer goodfellas and godfather backs of back. That's that's that's best gangster film of all time and favourite film of all time like they dislike back tobacco that's awesome man of the it was. It was awesome long. Say i wanna say good fellows like two and half hours if i'm not mistaken and that was the show on. Yeah yeah yeah. By the time i was done i think it was like one thirty. Two in the morning might wife and daughter were sleeping But i have. I have this room sounds of so nice man. I think you'll hear me though if a nice sadly that is that is quintessential deniro. Like a main like dan back. That's so crazy. 'cause i work with have do right in mike. She forgot to work with young. He looks like it's like stepping in time. Shane right. Yeah like like i was saying earlier is so many pinch me moments. That's definitely one of them. Being on set with deniro and twice my second time and it was more intimate this time but i yeah i've just did i don't even know i don't even know why i don't have marks by bobby. Sure i pinch myself all the time share. That's i mean yeah. I mean you just met twice with probably the greatest actor of all time ryan mainly just someone who's always in that conversation like that is yeah. It's yeah it's been great. It's been awesome. What a blessing. I'm on blessed to be here with you. A blessed to be able to talk about the journey. And you know hopefully inspire somebody. And that's all you can ask for me. Yeah totally man. This is this is a this is a bunch of fun. I mean like i had. I had an absolute blast. I hope you did as well man. I i did i did. I'm grateful i wasn't late stormy timezones zones. You gotta keep track like three thirty four thirty. It's it's tough sunday's obser- honestly. I really appreciate it and you know. This is such a fantastic interview. I really bridge edison much. Thank you say. Charlotte's my publicists. Yes yes over october coast. Oh my god. The guy's amazing. There's also he's he's another. Yeah is he gonna school nice. We gotta get big client if you're around in sydney sometime. Let's let's get together people totally but yeah thank you so much and look you have an open. Invitation to jump on whenever you man. I want to talk to you often after reminiscence awesome we we we a chapman reach out and i i. You know immense. Oh just let me know. Thank you so much han for joining us. Thank you the listener. The listening to us. I know the. But i'm sure at the time recording this but i'm sure it is amazing. Say look if you enjoy the episode and draw the podcast and want to support us you can go to do not feature dot com pick up some merge but t shirts coffee mugs. The works or you can join. How on the green room. I think i'll latest bonus. 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GUI185 - NICHOLAS CAGE - CAGE KILLED BIGGIE

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GUI185 - NICHOLAS CAGE - CAGE KILLED BIGGIE

"The views and opinions expressed on Geeks or the influence or that of the panelists and our sponsors Amazon.com mtpa. Parental discretion is advised. Are you saying that? Nicholas cage created country pop Pickup no no fuck I watch con air and it was like I have an idea I would never put that on him. Thank you for that allows you put on. A cage is not one of them. There are a lot of things the first uncle kracker record is I want to and Nicholas K Nick Cage for making this possible because his terrible accident made this thing we. Why didn't you just put the bunny back in the boss? Put the body back in the box. But why couldn't he have just used is like a wild at heart accent that he no? He had just create some random. Like I don't know what the fuck was shooting for is that I've met people melanoma. They do not talk like that bought to say I mean they barely speak English truth but also Nicholas Cage evening even when he's talking normally doesn't talk like a real person. Yeah Watch recently where he talks about his most famous roles most roles that he was proud of right and he he goes into like who he was channeling. All this stuff and lists watching like a fifteen minute man. He does not tolerate nor person at all like at all no he talks like Nicholas Cage. Nobody he has to throw it if you had to put Nicolas Cage's accent somewhere. Where would you put it? I would put it in I mean he's American. So Oh could put is that I had. I had a buddy whose I will name. I will leave out the drinks so much that I thought he was from Boston. And it turned out no us from Virginia. It's just drank to the point. Where his accent changed. I think that's not surly Boston accent. But I think that's what Nicholas cage slightly drunk he did. He did drugs and drank to the point where his accent literally changed right right so where the ends of his words and they made it specifically his own accent but he leaving Las Vegas is yes. That's Meyer. Yeah nobody can place where Nick Cage trump did do we know. So He's related to the Copeland's I know that. So but he doesn't like he's from an Italian vineyard somewhere. Yeah right so real talk. We actually found out on over the valley during this is exactly where the dude from From fucking the rooms Rom. They're from the same area. Tommy Wiso Cage Ohi Nick. Oh one town that creates mysterious. Weirdos that randomize accent is not fit he is Long Beach California. Of course he talking. Yeah I've been to Long Beach. The number of times guessing. Guess how people talk in. Long Beach laid out like fucking Bradley. No from sublime. Lbc Yeah Yeah. It's like hippy. Gangster. Yeah exactly yeah back. I don't know where would place nick cage from coming from but not not want why. This is the first time I've seen. Why the fuck would you have your signature? A picture of you're seeing your on your wikipedia page nice like no. Why why? Why does that need it? If he's from long does that mean that he knows Snoop Dogg. And he is a critic Yes Sir is wearing blue. In this picture I would go to here biggest. Gay Jesus Cage is a trip. And be killed biggie. So we're getting into the nitty gritty. We're we're at bats. It's an expose on Nicholas. Cage the subset of inside knowledge. But I'm saying Nick H. G. Y. K. G. G. Y. investigation. This all about Nicholas Gate forgetting your teeth and dark about Nicholas Cage on this episode up Pallet Cleanser after all the work that we did at Gallagher. Oh by the way I want to thank everybody that came out to Galaxy Khan and check out the live. Show thank you so much for talking to us. After the show's being there for the events at taking time to actually out of all the stuff happening I know it coincided with like pause play wrestling all sorts of other stuff. Thank you for coming out enjoying. Gyi Live and I'm really excited to have this conversation because this is like a easy one for me. This is a alleyoop of an episode about. Yeah Yeah so. Thank you for joining us and welcome. I'm Nicholas Cage macos nickels. Yeah your PS Move Aba. I will give fair warning. We'RE GONNA be talking at length about most Nicholas cage movie so there might be spoilers here and they're also additionally we are going to be having a super sized drunken scene. We're talking about an actor. This is only the third time well. No we've had more. In the Halloween season we've had actors that are specifically horror actors but Outside of the horror genre. We've only done Bill Murray Keanu Reeves and now Nicholas Cage so there there's a mount of our episodes relating. We really set that up shirt. We're still missing. We need to do one more and then we could do. The shirt can do the show. And we got three There's been talk about Willem Dafoe. Oh Yes yes I. I have window tattooed on me. I will totally of what's what streets where where on my leg lived can't show you right now. The phone greasier haircut and says I'm coming I'm coming for you break on the break. All right. Don't sorry. We have dropped. How show me but I'll show you first off. We're GONNA talk about our our Panel this evening Nicholas Cage to my right The one that's on every show on the network. I think Primarily beautiful disasters and from the mountains of madness occasional host on geek fathers. Well we've got fuck you hunter here. What's up pitches Avenue you were busy almost as busy as I want the fucking a Lotta panels so God especially the three hour beautiful disasters when we did a rift track basically of of that I was pretty trashed by the it by the way. Yeah I in pre-game did and then game while we were I was in. Fortunately not and I felt really bad about it but I think it went well. Yeah everybody seemed to have a really good time. We had laser guns. We had you were product out with the dollar store while wearing a Bra. Because how we roll. That's right which a lot more fun till the clause started jab in the fucking chest I want. That's why I was planning on being the one. I can do it if you want. Yep No Yang do that. Yeah I don't know why volunteered. Yeah you did. Though considering I knew two of the people with the clause I was like please be nice please. They know popes in Providence. Have SHETTY BEING SOMEBODY? That will stab the motherfucker. Next one up one that has been on Geeks the influence before. But it's been a long time since you've been on you haven't been years. Actually that's weird to say. It is weird to say. But you've never been in the new studio. Consider this as a gift to your listeners. Yes in fact. The one giving the gift is of course Shane coming back after. What was the last one you were on? I think was an archer archer. Shit will fortunately drum we got will brought fucking light was his Gotcha got gummy bears. And fuck out here you go. I was pretty sure. There's bears evolved episodes here. We we got unfortunately drunk. Recently couple episodes ago. I actually one of those nights because I regained Oh Yeah it's always interesting when the hosts get shit faced and then you're like I guess we will say I have. I have less Less than our founder. That's is that we didn't know until you said something specifically nights and Haba me loot each other when I think he's trashed drunk recently about my right hand man on my left of the GEEKS under the influence network the runner of from the mountainous N. G. Y. Nights and my co host here on. Keith's on the influence we're talking about. Low down. Brown. Macgyver was going on everyone. There is hammered. Why got through the fucking convention weekend? It was because your ass being the most motivated fucking person out of the entire. Gui Network all really outside of me. He was my anger on guarantee. Was you're driven by your anger? But that made everything work who will awesome. Thank you very happy that Not only were you there to pick up my fucking slack. Because I did slack this this past Galaxy Con but additionally Y- showing up at your age six so I didn't have to lug around this giant board. The entire weekend was way more obnoxious than the than what I dealt with with doing. The eight six. That would have been way worse. Like less of two evils there because it's going to suck it away. 'cause you care around fucking tech the entire weekend basically or relying on the tech people not too busy to be there to let you into the Tech Room. Yeah that was a little scary on us. Man Dude I did that God would Daddy Greg. I did the best I could with that. I got there early and it was still twenty minutes. You can never rely on the tech con. No those guys are awesome. Said there's some but they're overwhelmed. They are not especially Saturday busiest day of the CON Amor. Not so much slam say The Facet as everything that ran so well lexicon on anybody listening that went to galaxy con all of that is because of the tech crew. So fucking cheers cheers. Go specifically to the catching because they worked their asses off last week and he did and I cannot thank them enough for helping us out. They helped us out a lot during the weekend and that was just us. Never mind every fucking thing else. They had to deal with this thing. Like when you're giving such a burden like these guys are doing all they can and sometimes you know it comes up short. But it's not for a lack of effort exact We're not dealing with us all the time where people that actually know kind of what they're doing you're dealing with. That's what I was GONNA say. Is I think one of the panels behind the girl's phone into the projector. I was like okay. Bye Bye here. We want to put the board with the microphones. We need to come out of the thing with tech on a regular basis so most of the time they walk in there like you good and we're like we're good and they leave and it's fine but they're dealing with like people that have never been on a panel before don't know how to work their equipment. Don't know anything and they lose their fucking minds over it exactly. I mean these guys are dealing with people. That are trying their best. They don't have the knowledge to pre-game and have everything lined up and these guys are doing their damnedest to make everything they're paid like low wages and pizza and happy to do it and make sure these guys are appreciated. Yeah because these guys make pecans run. Yeah and yeah. I'm going to take on the hobbit there. I saw so many Baba John's boxes build up in the end. Yeah I mean there's got to be quick right especially on Saturday because now they did make time to run to the smaller panels. But you gotta think that's like after they've already went dealt with the panels at matter like I say that way because you know they had the you know all those people doing panels all that stuff like that so The fact they still made it over to the smaller panels is huge right because they were just running. And that's why they ran into. It wasn't the SMALLVILLE panel starting right before and all the all the texts to help out getting people into that panel which put away from getting into the Tech Room That's kind of understandable like that was a huge crowd of that Smallville. Oh yeah which I don't understand but okay. Yeah apparently called. Does there's a ton of miles just punching walls drinking monsters so the man that I apparently helped alleviate some anxiety from over that last we add to my right be founder of the GUI network. And he's a whole bunch of shows. I. I'm just not going to name all them. I. It's insane to my right. We Got Mike Bicker. That's me it's I mean. That's that'd be house there for almost all of the panels. My my stress levels created a stomach type issue. That prevented me from going to Geek. Father you're depending almost prevented me from coming to beautiful disasters but I fucking hooked in and made it work and and honestly that was still a great joe and we deeply. That was you know. Coronavirus is that what incapacity it was and what I did is I just played like very early episodes of Gui to my stomach And IT KILLED THE CORONA VIRUS. Hearing it first right here right now is. Gui Curious Corona virus load. No early episodes the really bad sounding. Not this one. You download the ZIP file that we have on the She'd get the corona virus. Curing episodes pitches like destroy it. Free episode forty two episodes. I don't care what the CDC says. Just listen to you. I you'll be all right yes also. I'm really leaning super hard on the disclaimer that we had at the beginning of the episode also none of her daughters. We cannot give medical advice that being said we are certain this is true. I mean I'm confident. Confident that Any anything that cures your ails is going to be available at Gui PODCAST DOT com. The entire time. I've been listening to this podcast. Oliver had corona virus. So called coincidence. I call that coincidence. I call that scientific facts or yes we can we get along with. So Yeah Mike the have it all the stuff that I do and everybody else does on the network because at G. Y. DOT COM check out. We got twitter's we've got instagram's we've got a fucking facebook's all the stuff and I could backs poetic but we've already done that enough we need to get into the about. Nicholas Mother fucking cage also known as Nicholas Nicholas you like. Oh yeah favor. Kind of awesome dude that respect him for that he wanted to make his own way and the reason why he chose cage. It's Kim Coppola. His middle name is Kim. Can I sorry while we were all mad? I had to just kind of go with that. Reasoning chose cage is that he's eight massive comic Book Fan Heat. We're pre before it was cool like we're talking like the eighties before it became cool to be a comic book. Fan Nicholas Cage is. He was a huge fan of Luke. Cage power man. Would you'd think they would have given them like a cameo in the Netflix series. Or something right. I mean come on something. He actually took the the cage from Luke cage so he could have been Nicholas Moonlight or something like that. Technically appropriation lowdown. I gotTA BE A. I don't I don't I don't I don't give a shit so I mean you know speaking for them. Speaking for a whole whole a lot of people checked with all of them they understand. I have a mass texts. Going NASDAQ's go. I'm it's fine when we did sugarhill down on there. I realize it's okay for us to talk about Luau. We had to make sure we get the approval. That's I just follow. My lead is fun. I Really WanNa make a lowdown approved. T. Shirt now. We're doing man. Yes his face on it. Oh yes can make sure. It's like lowdown gave me the black card. Oh that might that might piss people who want to face on it. Yeah with the thumbs up. That's a lot one. Nine hundred seventy exploitation font on the front load it yours on yes or dome. I fawn early. Foxy Brown fawn or something like that. Yes. I'll say something. Fancy Yeah yes please please all God I I so this let's make down approves of this. Let's make you twenty twenty shock. The first movie that I really WanNa get into that really is reference when talking about Nicholas Cage and it's not as first movie but Vampire's Kiss God dammit. Oh yeah that's A. It's a lot watch any video of Nicholas Cage Free Coutts Film. Half of them are from Vampire's kiss. Yeah you see that. Entire movie him going what we refer to as full cage. Yeah absolutely and he does that and most movies but this was the early like him kind of hard. Harnessing his His Art of the freak out like in the movie was refining. Yes refining the freak out because the freakout in Vampire's kiss is so rawal. Oh yeah it's brutal. He's going fucking eleven the entire time even when he's sitting and not doing anything you see him vibrating in the Katie Cocaine. Also eighty so he was very nice. He was harmonize harmonizing with with his environment. A frequency. Thank you Shane. I feel like even to this day. Nicholas cage is Li lives on a totally different frequency than the rest of humanity. I'm just I'm just saying oh absolutely fucking vibrates only been letting up the heartbeat of hummingbird. Yeah that's that's the frequency operates on so you're saying the Nicholas cage is multidimensional animal just graced our presence in our dimension. His fucking Act Beckley is operating on a different level. A It's not. It's not multi dimensional. But he understands stuff we don't now. I would agree in that knowing. Oh yeah with his acting oftentimes. I'm not sure if I'm enjoying it or hating it. That's it's enjoyment. That's why it came back where I just recently preparing for this re watched conair which I haven't seen maybe twice before this before having to prepare. What's the thing is I forgot? The Dave Chappelle is in it the Danny Johnny. Whatever hearts what was that? There's a lot of Very good actor. John Malkovich bad love. Forget John Malkovich. Plays Bubba gump. Is John Malkovich and the thing is that. That's actually what centered me while watching the movie is that Nicholas Cage is under Nicholas. Caging for most of the movie but like Malkovich is all talking going full Malkovich. That's another episode is is Malkovich not on the same over the cage. But they're close to the. They're on vibrations very similar to each other where he can gift demand. Hess money. Just you sound like a weird right. The routers what God's Christ I will shoot everybody who doesn't listen to me. I'm alka bitch first thing. I want to say those. We're talking about You know to get our Mount Rushmore Malkovich. It would be a great episode because motherfucker has crushed his in his career. He's also done some terrible fucking move. Yes we talk about those too but I'm going to say the first time I saw cage. We have here is kind of go on the floor with his career down the down the line was face off and I remember. I remember watching as a kid like oh John Travolta's in this cool. 'cause I really know new cage was I was like thirteen right. And Are we going to get a face off because like yeah? Let's go and like I remember watching it and I'm like what the fuck I remember as a kid and thirteen and wait. What the fuck am I watching? This is insanity about the fact that face off and conair pretty much came out back to back. That was like I think summer ninety ninety seven six literally like a month from Woo. Yeah so you watch lucky. Connor long hair kinda quotes southern accent cage and then you get a month later. Wackadoo doodle fucking Balkars fucking cage. I want to just send her on. One specific thing that makes face off a timeless treasure a national treasure. If you will that again it's too over actors you've got. Nicholas fucking cage And he got Josh Joan funding so we yeah Scientology Ryan to act like each other. So you got John Travolta being like. Oh you beautiful young missed that face and just doing John Travolta as Nicholas Cage. And then you've also got Nicholas cage trying to both underactive also overact John Travolta at the same time and I feel like there were scenes where you saw their brains smoking trying to do that. It's both horrifying and fucking incredible. I'm you had John Malkovich and connor that I like playing a psychopath and all rights and not the psychopath of Steve buscemi whose serial killer which also which also well done got away at the world on Sunday. Yeah but you had John Malkovich and fucking their cage. Combating each other on. Who can be the most crazy? Well Yeah Nick Cage fucking stolen with his fucking mullet him. The Wind Scott Sir. About now he he. He was not bald. He was not John. Malkovich was receding really hard. I offense that I have. You looked at my dome recently We can have a widow's peak off if you want. You might win but not by win for having hair. Yeah well what face off though? It's almost like both Nick Cage android assigned for the movie just because of Castor Troy. Like they knew they would have to be the whatever. The good guy character is over acting like. Because you see John Travolta has to hold it in so much till the face off then and you get all Nicholas Cage and the fucking priest. Alford fucking dancing grabbing chicks asses banging grabbing watching the scenes. Being like just wait. Just wait out your face and I get to overact to all seen any know. Exactly what I'm talking about in the PRE staff. Now imagine those two actors being over thought actors being onset. Well that's filming and then then watching you think I act like battling back in because they have to act like each other on era of Nicholas cage spending want one hundred percent has been like written down like in articles and recorded one million dollars a day that he recorded our face off in the mid to late nineties spending one million dollars a day that line from I think in face off the white album or something that he was going to buy the White Alba's wrong. It's the Rock. Yeah that is he did by the white album. And he like obsessed with the Beatles Elvis Presley and all this other shit and was buying like first pressings. And all this Oh. His collection is legendary. Yeah seriously what? He hadn't seen half of them the bottom and the sewerage. Yeah but he has apparently one of the he or had piggy missile superman but yeah he picked up some of the hardest defy comics. I mean I just started away. Well yeah he's well if you have a million dollars a day to spend. Yeah and that's why you end up in the late. Two thousands of making stuff like the humanity bureau. Well some of my favorite Nick Catch. Murphy's just off the wall while shed man that's that's kind of where he's coming into now and this is a good way to kind of set it up before we go into the break is that We've got the eighties cage. Which is him raising raising Arizona girl? Yes and he's doing some stuff and even when he's overacting he's actually genuinely trying like he's doing his thing and then you've got the nineties where he goes from leaving Las Vegas where he won an Oscar for that. I believe yes you him sure. Someday you'll check adaptation in the early two thousands and matchstick men and stuff where he's back. Eight millimeter was fantastic but also nineties where he game action star. We didn't have to act because I'm sorry. He did not act in CON air. Know that going conohere argue You are correct. No he did not act in Connor. But I'm not sure. He's been acting in eighty the recent movie. No I feel just might be just nick cage. He's Yeah this is what actors has gone through so many ups and downs because you had the eighties Hartman. Hit Me. He hit it big with moonstruck. Wadded heart yeah. But I'm gonNA bring this up because I could play for God but that Url that after Wad heart He did trapped in paradise. You know the movie with Dana Carvey and Jon lovitz Oh Yamaguchi death and forgot where easing muscle bound like bad guy and hates the taste of spoons and his mouth was the movie mocking ridiculous and split it with a diner way. It's only you sleep. But there is a small pocket of ninety shit movies that he was quote unquote starring in but like where he was pretty much getting to the tail end of his career and then leave is leaving Las Vegas change everything. He wanted a cabinet award next year. The Rock ooh well he became the Hollywood super child so so he just started getting cast in in these major roles odd to where he kind of went where a lot of like big actors go when they get big where he wanted he was like. I don't want the world to see me because I don't think they would understand. Shut up shut up so we not talk about that movie like my career. Everything you need to be broken dammit. Hobbit. Oh can we just not talk about that? Movie Was Shit and you as a listener to hold on until we get past our break after the break. It's GonNa Weird. It's dark and it won't be because I want to stab him. We're GONNA mega sized so we're bringing takeover. Gee Why that. Because he's dead now he's done. There's there's a coup occurring so take a to low down to Yeah so we'll just see who's actually running g wise a geeks. 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No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no next up is what is allowed us to be such a shit show on the second half. We're talking about what we're drinking. We're fucking draw. You WanNa know here you go? Hey Hey fucking. I'm sorry all right so there was a sure tonight and it is East Coast local as always bitches because keeping a real and is from blue mountain brewery out of Nelson County Virginia and this is not only dark hollow which is already a stellar. Fucking Mir incredible. This is the Dark Hollow Reserve Twenty nineteen concealed darkness. Fuck and what makes us different is that it is this. Reserve addition is Has been aged in barrels from buffalo trace distillery for a full year and they also double up on the roasted barley chocolate malts and the oats and then they just lock it away in the darkness because conceal darkness darkness in the barrels time. I've dark hole four year and then we are blessed with this beautiful sexy Silky. You say yes but you sir. If if you don't feel blessed by drinking that than I will take you because motherfucker is not about beer by God damn right. It's not is delightful but I would say that doubling up on the barley especially I think it's the barley specifically that it adds a little bit of a heavier bitter note on the finish that is not a love air it it bounces out the double chocolate which adds a sweeter note fucker. It's like drinking a black hole. Man Thank you oh man. So in appearance It's pretty much used motor oil. My Whole Cup is stained. Yeah I can look at this shit. It's just it's darker shed It's like That last like Cup of coffee out of a French Press. Skopje almost got the grains in it. But it's like that College Kid. That didn't know that they had to take their car in for regular maintenance ten thousand miles later shows up and it's Oh fuck. Yeah it's just I mean it's it's thick. I'm sure Blue Mountain. Listen to this everything that we're saying. They're like yea. Thank you to Charlie Murphy. Well it's not that I think I think the difference very well versed in dark hollow. I been a fan of their the dark. Hollow for Fucking Years Decade Death Solicitous fucking amazing fucking love it and it's so fucking well-balanced for such a high volume beer that's addictive. I don't as the booze in this I talk about the booze level. The booze levelness is jumped up from the regular dog hollow. Now we're walking a good solid twelve point five percent wine it's wine level and I. It's not that you got the burn. You taste the alcohol but I feel like the barley is overplayed here and and the chocolate goes almost borderline bitter for me. I think dark chocolate. I think I'm pretty sure that he's not that. I am having a bad time drinking this. I'm going to drink the fuck out of this and then probably get naked in streak down the street but quail youtube rate for it. I think it's more that I think a lot of flavors overplayed and if they just Kinda have to instead of doubled it. It would've worked a lot better. That'd my personal opinion. It's very strong tasting beer. And not in the sense that it's alcohol tasting it. Just it is a very flavorful beer. It's fucking sucker punch flavors and I would At this would go. I'm I'm kind of A. I WANNA go back to where I got it from another bottle because I I just WANNA enjoy this out on my side porch with a really dark Madero Cigar. Okay Mother Fucker. May I if if I was shifting smoke in like a really darn full labor at four flavors it'd be this beer will overpower anything that you're trying to pair with There there's nothing you compare this with. And maybe that's my thing is that I've been drinking vodka and sprite which is goes with the clearly everything. Yeah but also like I've been drinking sweet the entire time and then I moved from that true. It is true. Yeah hard fucking like heavy. We haven't had a hard fucking stout like this on the show for your regular. I kinda stopped bringing them because I don't think I feel like everyone was getting tired of my heart. Stout honestly I. I can't imagine pairing this with any sort of food. No dessert after. Yeah it's absolutely deserved pair. Get it has to have something to to combat it and be as fierce as this tastes cigar or pipe. Right Something Yeah Yeah. Nicest guy heavy flavored but slight sweet pipe tobacco tobacco. Yeah yeah that's a little bit darker than the Cherry Tobacco so I liked trae tobacco but Rome. Tobacco has a darker and more depth yellow. It and this beer is definitely very deep tasting beer and for those that. Are you know care about this? Sort of thing This is bottle number. One thousand one hundred four out of two thousand and fifty now so the only brew fifty bottles of this eight aged is about halfway through. Yeah so this is a classic example of this borough where things were right in the middle. Where the mill right so Mac Daddy? I liked that yet. I'm okay I mean it's delicious It's just it is a lot I'm not gonNA like it is a lot it is. It's a meal in a bottle with a lot of billions of meal in a bottle we're going to be a boy bagman which is going to be a super size version of a segment. We call making a drunken seen a drunken see. Remember remember remember McMahon over by carriage homes here so normally we only do like one or two scenes from movies in in the circumstance and this time. We're doing four different movies because we're talking about four different movies and one movie. We're doing two different scenes from movie because we're talking about Nicholas Cage so much also. Everyone wanted to do. See a lot of scenes from Nicholas cage movies because they're fucking why Nicholas Cage Nicholas Carr's book encourage so the first one we got here is the first one that I remember seeing him. Go full cage is vampire's kiss from nineteen eighty eight hundred eighty eight like that man. Think about that. That was shortly after he went from being featured in movies as Nicholas COPPOLA NICHOLAS CAGE. So talk about old school comic. Book Nerd. He was in the eighties when he decided to changes. Name to cage. Based on Luke Cage from Marvel Com- wins. Luke cage was never a big run for marvel. That's when Kate was still known as power man for the I think so. Yeah also just went there out there. That was the euro's born. Wow Oh your baby. Youngest one room. Now someone here. I don't know about that but you're the youngest. I mean the handsome part is a low bar. Fuck you how about you just for a besides the sexual chocolate bar. I mean all the whiteys in the room low bar the all look the same. What are you saying Ataman now? Y'All whereas it we can still dance. Don't make me go to fisticuffs. I pulled my Khakis woke. You get Ron. I'M GONNA talk to my senator. Pat Bonner writes you a really nasty letter a nasty gram. You know what Sir. I'm GonNa talk to your manager. He's GonNa talk to your way. Oh Yeah Yeah there you go. That's it gets one thousand nine hundred eighty We've got Peter. Low Aka Nicholas cage is being played by. What's up? Fuck you hunter is doing that. I'm going to be playing Dr Glasser. Glazer Glazer I can't remember. I think it's good for that or does it doesn't matter Arthur's name is any character that's not Nicholas Cage in these scenes doesn't matter we're out so here we go shooting the copy. Be IN THAT FILE. It should right. Yes right Yup Yup Yup Yup your job unless of course it somehow between some somehow misfiled miss foiled. Yes misfiled sometimes. Somebody puts a document in the wrong file. And then it's misguided it makes it much harder to find who who what do you mean. How could someone miss files something? What could be easier? It's all about to cool. You can just put it in the re aid file according to alphabetical order. You Know Hey. C. E. G. P. H. O. Ok P U. She you oh see. That's how you have to do. You know your asset. I never misfiled anything not once not one time. I WANNA know really. Who did I cannot passably? Tell you that you can't know like an ha and you call yourself a psychiatrist long. That was so good that is also and Nicholas Cage in was I got to the letters as the cast here. I can't believe this podcast. Not only a podcast podcasts. That people enjoy listened to actually enjoy we as of April five years of people listening to this tire. Fired a puff. It was so good that would speaking of fire to ninety seven. We're talking about the John. The Douglas John Woo movie. There's a dove and they're going to be one of the end of the movie. There's no there's like twenty thirty two. We're talking about face off from one thousand nine hundred seven. This is so fun in the the wrong ways. This was not supposed to be a comedy and put it was funny. Fucking good. Castor Troy who's playing Castro troy me that is low down Brown aeration by Shane by Shane. And then I will be playing Sean Archer. Let me go ahead and set the scene here. You go both have each other at gunpoint. After shootout. An airplane hangar. Well we have something in common. We both know our guns will. We don't have uncovered is that I don't care if I live and you do Sean Hurts. You're not having any fun are you sean? Why don't you join us? Try Terrorism for hire. We know we can blow sheet up. It's more fun. Should the fuck up you? Watch your fucking mouth and say. I'm out to unleash a biblical plague Hell deserves. La La La. Is that what that is? But I'll give this. She'd only break my brother and I woke not believing what joy has say. Ooh Shit Ono all you think I'm bluffing. Oh yeah maybe I am but then maybe I'm not miss is what are you gonNa do would mean locked up? You'll drive your wife and kid Krazy all by the way. How was your daughter? Jamie your darling peach. Is She ripe? It yes won't get into it like Shane. Shane Finger broke him. He's he's really seem. We broke Shane trying to method. Act This narrative right here making barking noises pulls the trigger on the gun and realizes that he's out of bullets and falls to his knees. Lease those human. I'm scared on well. I think you better intrigue because I don't give a fuck gets knife singing. Love singing. Read the Big Grabby of Christ that has to be a God damn ring. Every time. Lowdown calls me for that. We would all right so was the same thing all right so him so unfortunately listeners dirt. We've got two more two more. Yes unfortunately I will. I will let you know that. The last two are much shorter yes. They're not nearly as aggressive. But man this next one. I'M GONNA go ahead and turn down your fucking. Yes Adam time here. But by the way full kaiser about to be blessed by wetter man. Yeah this is from two thousand six. This is the Nicholas Cage Worker Man. Which is a whole barrel of things that happen. So Edward malices can be blamed. I fuck you hunter. I'm doing sisters summers. I'll and Lowdown Brown's GonNa be doing narration on this one. So let's make this this pure unadulterated show happen. I I I don't ask much from you guys but I I really want your heart and soul Innis. Oh Trust me is like actually acted up hat. Riches you bitches before his legs are broken. That says Ma. Marta Yobe Cutie. And you're doing it for nothing. Killing me won't bring back your God Damn holiday but I know it we ill. One leg is broken. Oh Dove Carrot. I'm not one of you. I believe your God. I go live your sacrifice. The leg is broken. Ooh Out show a mask is placed over his head. Oh No don't move me. Oh whoa Whoa what is it? What is what is it what is it. Oh No not not the do is is is it is. That's this exact moment questioning. All of that was something so extra. Oh Oh school until now. Oh my God we're really enjoyed this intel. Yeah thank you could. A literally broke. We lily broke habit. Form words right now. No one knew mom and dad. Oh Do we definitely do? Yes there. It's just you and me. We got this doing doing the first one. The first one you're Brent Ryan in the first one. This is unhappy. Mom And Dad from twenty seventy EI- movie. I'm not gonNA hear this ticket NAP. Well I mean clearly clearly. Inflection has no bearing It has any bearing can read your existing in the void void. It's scarier Brian for Mom and Dad from twenty. Seventeen whenever you're ready. Oh but having read it now a high not seen this movie all right. I'm proud of you thank you for signing me up. Uh-huh broken him ever before batteries not included shit over here nude fucking broke. I need to see this movie. J. I don't know what I'm reading into it. No Russia and whenever you're ready now the world who kids are living in the things you've seen on the Internet MALFA Dildo. Del noted ass status. Hi Brent Anal beads question like it'll really rent really anal beads data. So good so good movies hilarious. You Watch I was hysterical. Oh God spot. When I've ever seen this movie. Shame between the two of US right now. I'm way worse off than news. You want for me. What you just did serve was awesome boy not going full full cage for this. Okay all right do it right. Prep yourself but sometimes we just want to. Oh Yay you put your your put your right food out. You do the Hokey poke in Your Fox. Shit up here Roy and task. Thank you nailed it while wearing this shirt fucking of a pool table gas prerequisite. He's breaking pool table that he went on a whole tirade on about prior to fucking and breaking like. Yeah Oh God. That is my favorite scene from mom and Dad and mom and dad is exactly where I wanNA continue on where we're talking about the later years. Nicholas Cage Oh man. The Ninety S it was action. Nicholas Cage Yuppie eighties. Was Him doing something? Something also actors right. You didn't have any like serious. Like finite thing. He was doing an eight doing a lot. Early two thousands is where he was like trying a lot of choices. It was like a leading man. That's during the national treasure movies Adaptation movie. But that's what I'm saying. He would like to know. I love that Radi and the thing is though that there was still a little bit of that like wild cage like still in the background of those movies we was also Deion matchstick men so like that naturally comes out. Oh Oh man. But then you get into. After that and season of the witch and Dr King's county percent off season the witch. Where you hear a human person in the background go out. Woo Afford but was a wool. Sound and there was a tech like a key. Grip that when you know what if? I don't get credit for going a Wu. It's not worth it right then somebody league grip Derek. Also oh woo woo. And you're not GonNa get away with this. We're GONNA bring up Goddamn source apprentice. Oh Man Yeah all right guys damn it. No I usually win. But does he worships one of the Co Stars of Nicholas Cage and that fucking move. It is true that is true. That's races you're doing you dirty talker in in fucking J. Barrichello's defense. No No fucking will because if you're Jay fucking bearish L. and your approach being like. We're doing the sorcerer's apprentice where you're like the apprentice. And the sorcerer is Nicholas Fucking Cage. And he's moving nerd he'd be like fucking like. I'll do it for free like I don't give a shit. I just want to be the person that is the apprentice of Nicholas Cage in some balls out fucking insane especially talking about the era. He's looking at of Nicholas Cage at that point. And he's like you know. I'm I'm GonNa do it again the Aurora or Aurora eating and actually read the script. He just at who is there is no way. Jaber show read the script before he signed on. He was like fuck no way no. I don't give a shit at all. I just WanNa be the apprentice of Nicholas Cage. And have them be like? I'm a fucking sorcerer apprentice. Bakhob on there's no fucking way. He did that like there's no way he was like a probably read it like on the first day and it was like a fuck me yet okay. It's like do you want to beat a Disney movie of the sorcerer's apprentice. You're the apprentice. He's like fuck yes I do. I mean struggling actor but eight level a level actor which still is not being the way. Let's go b-list I say that. Because he has his own place a short and as he's been the main character in films and not headlining actor. It was going to say because you have your place and being initiators. Not Make you an a-list actor okay. Just Nick H. is a classic example. Exactly he's not by no means. Is Nick Cage? A-list actor he has he was he won. One award has been. Oh that's that whole has been well. Let's just say post sorcerer's apprentice and there were some shit. Filled Years Concoct dangerous. The fuck goes rider. Left are left behind yes Terrible Show Joey address The newer movies the absolutely Bat Shit Insane Color Space. I have not watched it yet. That is no court order. Right now is absolutely fucking fantastic. Now yes amazing nice and it is a unlike some of Nicholas Cage just movies. It's not like it's good because it's not good like it's an enjoyable like the entire movie is informed by the fact that Nicholas Cage is the main character. Okay so what? What'd you guys aren't seeing is me glaring at Hobbit? A was a fun movie. It was her arithmetic. Oh no horror to be slow cramped rash fucking like what wild raw. I wouldn't say trash A. It is a horrifying movie. Good I thought I want to hear from it. I want to hear that it was not a Li taking its parts from old school carpenter and and the Master of Love Calf Craft Gordon Gordon. Well I'm happy all the notes. All the directed notes are straight up carpenter. Meet Stuart Gordon. Yes that at that. Gives me an odd boehner and it's a say that's the name of the odd though? I mean that movie is apprentice. Watch not because it's the big shots of. Oh it's not shot poorly I I mean h rigged weights films beautiful. Yeah it's absolutely gorgeous. Color contrast are actually yeah. Almost autour level choices fantastic. I mean real quick. Last year there were three zero. No I know I know. I know it's been like every all right. I'm just saying it's good but I mean mom and dad you watch that it came on. Hulu we watch that for bugles. Acer's way more press that I was thinking I was going to be. We watch them amazing. And before I put the obvious went out there Where my favorite animated movies? I'VE SEEN IN YEARS. And he lends his voice to Spiderman into spider versus where he played spider man off. Dude I just got to throw that out there because I mean even something like that. He throws his voice out there. He's not in the movie though it's spider-man as played by Nick Cage that's awesome about that and then here's the obvious going on her. I know you WANNA do it. Fucking Mandy fucking man Mandy Patinkin Mandy is. I'm I'm the only one sitting here that has not seen what is wrong with you I I. He's out right now. I'm just fucking with all the listeners. All the listeners that have not seen Mandy. Just shame camp there and feel defensive at the moment and Understand that this was not one that was released in move ins theaters a lot like this was a word of mouth movie and it. It's one of those movies that it takes time for people to see so Shane. You're good having not have seen it yet the hard line tour twenty-three followers because that wasn't a twenty-three though right eight twenty four. You mean like you corrected. Let's go say they don't want to know I didn't do to a man. Anyone do that to them. Twenty four but no it was It was produced by fucking Frodo is produced by would work you harm movie too by the way anyway. So all right being the only one here that hasn't seen it Which one of you thinks they can summit up in thirty seconds a GIG Under you WANNA try. Maybe I I can't I can't now without spoilers I care about this revenge story hippies. Jesus freaks murder. Say Very trippy. Almost like you feel like you dropped acid when you watch his movie. A lot of movement in the back rudder revenge story but it's a cult movie revenge and like the most metal revenge is your get. I'll say this is not spoiler. But if you ever want to see a giant chainsaw battle Yeah Shane. We should do movie night. I can bring my copy over and then there you go tell you what the way he explained it fucking sold meal the why would put it in like minimal. Terms is a heavy metal. Lsd TRIP A D. and D. campaign fronted by Nicholas Cage Fighting a Jesus Colt with psycho bike. Her like crazy people sold so we need to make this. So you can see this. You'll enjoy this for those listening and and those having watched Mandy. It's it's one of those things that you cannot. It's almost like the Matrix you can't explain. What the Matrix pill here. We go back there nodding and in agreement like now. It's fucking weird for those. That haven't just do yourself a favor and watch mandy. It's get booze like I started watching Mandy without booze and my roommate came home around the time that I was getting up to go fill a glass with Bourbon and think. Oh Okay you're at that point in Mandy. Yep No that makes sense any stuck around for like twenty minutes watching it. Being like yeah. I couldn't finish it without triggering zone. Sad about twenty minutes and you'd boosts twenty thirty minutes in Yeah Booze or whatever helps and hance the viewing. What's put that your boys? Oh whatever your poison yeah yes yes I just WanNa throw a dark horse movie out there between the Shit. Years and this resurgence and says one kind of bright spot. Stephen fucking talk about this all the time bucking kick ass yes Jackass Yeah. I guess so good. That's not even on the radar at that point when he came when it came to kick starring a side character. Yeah he was not even the main character in his story. Arc was already daughter already or no. Yeah he was a sport. Yeah and you know what he blossomed in that. I mean I was eight house already because of the comic huge fan of the comic and when I heard it was in that was kind of curious how he was GonNa do this role and he decided to take it very bad ass. Like if Adam was Batman was fucking bad ass is the best way I can put it where he talks. Very generic comic book like voice but he waste a whole factory mother fuckers. I mean like yes he did but you also get that. He's not a Great Dad. No not at all his daughter to be in this really terrible position during the movie. And there's no turning away from that you get that but he's matter-of-fact about it. He's non apologetic in his acting in that role. Has He ever been apologetic? And missiles like let's be real here not none whatsoever so I don't WanNa make it a hard turn but I feel like we're getting closer to the end of the episode And I just want to kind of drop some of the things he's got coming out to. We can look forward to in twenty twenty one that I just found out about that I had no idea about is a apparently. A NEW SCI FI martial martial arts franchise called Jujitsu where He starring along with Tony Zsa of on Bach fame forecast. Jimmy Nicholas Cage fucking martial arts. Like Jesus Christ. Also there is a movie that is Been pitched and he signed onto but there is no official title or anything happening with where Nicholas Cage is can be playing himself as an actor. That is struggling to remain relevant. And he is playing basically himself at this point in his career. Yes basically weird shit happens where he has to basically be the movie version of himself and I can't remember the director that's attached to it This was a script written and sent to him and he's like fuck. Yeah this sounds amazing. I need to do it so I need to see that movie like yesterday. That sounds like the my name is Bruce of Nicholas Cage. Dude Fuck. Yeah exactly. That's beautiful and the one that I I know for me. Personally I am most excited for Nicholas Cage. This year is the horror movie. That's coming out directed by Kevin Lewis called wall. He's wonderful hall and that is basically he nicholas cage. Plays a quiet drifter who was tricked into a janitorial job at the now condemned Walis Wonderland the mundane tasks only become an all out. Fight for survival against wave after wave of demonic animatronic like literally fighting possessed fucking animatronic spoke like money. Come on this is like we know Mandy again Roy made for Nickels Cage Nicholas Cage. That point where people are like. I feel like writing movies around Nicholas Cage. We should be doing well. I agree I agree right. At what point do you hit that spot in your career where you stop paying character and you become the character that people are writing films around what you think? I think that's exactly where he is right right. And you know what? I'm more than happy to pay for the right. Absolutely yes I mean. I'm wildly excited. By what load on your side fucking towns that is like a full borne like all God driven? Let's be real like any actor. I don't care how ams they are a what they're doing is not in a cage. You have people writing fucking scripts around your personal character. They just want you to be you film like they want you to go see him. And Jeff Goldblum. You'd be fucking hog truth. No yes okay. Yeah they want us to be a perfect pair. Just be fucking on you and react to whatever you can do in this film as You. Yeah that that's the goal right because the people probably approach Nicholas Cage. Like what happened said where they're like. No one is going to tell Nicholas Cage how to act just like no one's going to direct Jeff Goldblum like no one directs Goldblum. Why just just? He makes his own motherfucking choices exactly. Nothing's that anybody that is not a fan of Nicholas Cage. That listened to this episode. Just out of a morbid curiosity. I would suggest maybe going back and check out the nineties action movies. Especially Vampire's kiss Some of his early work our Iraq. The wrong general itsy raising Arizona and approach it the way that I did when I turned my opinion on Nicholas Cage because I used to hate Nicholas Cage and then I went. Everyone did and when I went to actually look at that almost as a college might look at the choices. That actor makes an a movie and enjoying the absurd choices that the actor makes. You're GONNA enjoy films a lot more that they're supposed to be stupid. They're supposed to be fun. You'll enjoy that and hopefully we talking about this this evening. Allowed you the opportunity to revisit some of these films and better appreciate them moving forward. So if we haven't I would like to hear that the our our contacts which is Geeks under the influence at G. DOT COM eight. Oh four five zero five four eight four. That's eight. Oh Four. Five zero five four G. Y. On our hotline takes a voicemails and texts and our social media. As well you can hit us up with messenger or just on our social media. We've got all the stuff all those links are at Gui podcasts. Dot Com subscribe rate review. Let us know what you WanNa hear in the future. Let us know what we fucked up about this neck. Nicholas Cage episode We appreciate the input that we get from you guys and we'll see you guys next time. 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Episode 2: "Vampire's Kiss" -You should go to HR for that! w/Matthew Sturm

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Episode 2: "Vampire's Kiss" -You should go to HR for that! w/Matthew Sturm

"A I, Lo- cast fans, and welcome to episode two. This is. A new journey for me. Episode. One. I. Felt was A. I Guess A. Baby steps into the whole broadcasting thing I'm working on getting better equipment. Working on getting. Mixer and better microphone. but these things will come in. Louis. Give. This is my little. Cold oaken. To. The Next episode. We in my friend Matthew or both watch. Vampire's Kiss Nicholas Cage and bills and It's. Interesting on. Yes. There's been a lot has changed since nineteen, eighty seven. With movies Air Some things that are. Scenes that are. A little iffy, and then there's some things that are dislike. I just. Don't know. But Yeah I. Hope. You guys enjoy this Hopefully, my intros will give a little bit better, Mel Stop saying. This noticed that. And I, hope you guys enjoy. So. There is the interview with me Matthew Houston. So. Our you good. How are you? I'm good I. got the little one down. It took a little while. It's understandable but how how have you been? It's been quite some time. Yeah. Has Been a little while I've been good. Extremely hot. The weather has been a pretty unbearable the last. Week or so. reactively hot and humid. But other than that, and you know the COVID. The covid fun of staying pretty isolated but not at work. Other than that. Pretty good. Good. I gave you the task to watch. Vampire's kiss. You suggested. This you using you a list of suggestions that that you had offered and it was the only one on the list that I had really any kind of of military with I. I'd I'd never actually sat down and watched it I when I was growing up. My Dad. Refused to get cable. I and I lived in the middle of nowhere I and. So. There was nothing to do in the summer except watch The. You know the the four main channels. So one summer. I. Convinced My my buddy. Brent's to just I gave him like four vhs tapes that were like extended link. Just record a full day of MTV record a full day of HBO, and that way at least I can pop that tape in and it'll feel like I have at least one extra channel. And Vampire's kiss was one of the one of the movies on the the HBO. Tape. But I never I never actually like sat down and watched it. It was quite interesting and I told. The VHS summertime movie thing 'cause I swear I went through Our I guess for anyone new. To. This podcast that's listening. That's under the age of, let's say what like Twenty, twenty five twenty. You know you have an Of The All he never went through coal thing of. Running them down to the point where those. Shrimp. Watch this thing way too much. Yup. Tracking, and it's yeah but. We we don't. We don't have to worry about that anymore but exactly. It was. Suffering yes. Or watching a movie with ads but. It's like you like you're watching. On TV's that bet? Agley. This was an interesting movie. I'll go over the snaps this it says a Peter low played by Nicholas Cage. Is An ad executive working in New York City is having difficulty he's having difficulty in his relationships we can say that Kinda Go into a I'm guessing it's a relationship. Airplanes are just a psychologist or something like that. And I think at one point they clarify that she is a psychiatrist yet. And because like the one day, they kind of really do point that I he goes to the psychiatrist saying that He. was with a girl and a bat flew into his room. Living, room and. The girl freaked out. He got turned on. That's what I got. Over. that. Turned on by attempting to thwart the bat or is he refers to later on I was in mortal combat with A. As A good impression I like that s good. Then yeah and then he's got it out for his secretary but not in the way that he has it out with any other woman you just. Pretty much just despises her. resul like cheesy election to do. Anything wrong. And he just doesn't like her and then one day. Key meets. This girl named Rachel. Played by Denver Bills. Yeah We can pretty much go into a mayor. Or we can actually. Go off into. A little bit of facts about this and we can go into. You know he was actually nominated for this. For Best. Male lead for independent film. Awards. In the actually was a winner. For the best actor where the kettle. Catalonian film awards. Oh the Catalonian film. Awards allied. Yes. And? This is actually his twelfth. It was if you have that correctly the first two he was credited as Nicolas Coppola, which he then changed to Nicholas Cage. So. Yeah. If you didn't know that Nicholas Cage was a couple of this, this is the first Nicholas cage movie. Yes. Well, no, he was in moonstruck prior to this credit is as Nicholas Cage. Yeah Yeah Okay. Yeah Yeah. It was in the first one that he was actually credited as Nicolas Coppola was. Fast Times I. Think. And I can't recall. The one after that. But Before that 'cause I probably didn't care. He. Also did find out that. This one and. Face off. Were his two favorites shoot? And he actually said that he based the character face off kind of the same actions as Peter Low in this movie. If, you're any kind of Nicholas Cage. With. I'm. Kind of. On thank you say he said that he played castor troy like he was playing Peter Low. Yeah. Really. I mean they're both completely over the top. So I guess that kind of makes sense. Yeah I. Mean it was like. Castletroy was like an. APP version. Of Peter low because like I mean, you can see. Out. I. Wish I had no. I could play some clips. Some audio clothes but you know I can't I don't have. Any kind of funds to do that, right But it's if you WANNA see it's very, very interesting. I. Do recommend checking it out, but we'RE NOT GONNA get to that or it. So. Hard. Let me go back and see some my notes. I guess the plot of the movie is basically. He. He meets Jennifer. Jennifer you meets Rachel leave identify reveals. he does his normal tango back to. His apartment. He later. Gets. Pretty much bit. So he thinks. He's a vampire. or He is a vampire. You slowly turning into a vampire. Yeah has he's able to go out during the day he goes to work he constantly harasses. Alba. Played by. It is played by Maria. Conchita Alonzo. Who? Really actually. Kinda kills it in this movie. Yeah she was I I thought she was good. She was actually interfacing the most believable performance in the movie. Yeah, she was like, why didn't she I'm glad she did she did a really good job and like I I, agree with you on that one like. was actually the only really believable character in this film. Things stuck out to me in terms of like the things that weren't believable were pretty clear that they were direction that she was given. dislike in terms of like blocking. The scene when he goes to her apartment or House. Bring her back to work and she's ironing her bra like when she runs away from the door to go get changed the way that she doesn't seem to really unnatural. But I was like there's no way that that was a decision on her part. Choice on her part. You really dug into that man. You see my pages of notes on this thing it's Yeah. No I I try to. Narrow mind down 'cause I was like, Oh, I'm going to try on computer I can just copy and paste it like you know I. Copy to some of the notes on the you know the actual description. May should've like. Taking some more notes. Then, there's Peter Strange accent. Is supposed to be a fake accent used by the character because he thinks it sounds elegant smarter since Literature Literary Agent Yeah I was one of the first notes that I had was what the hell is this accent. Because it's completely inconsistent it's vaguely British. And then one of my last notes is all in all caps he was born in Philadelphia. I like it is terrible as I. Thought this movie was I there. There is something to be said I was watching it a few days ago with my friend delayed and we were both guys sort of. An t three K. slash how did this get meeting it the whole time? and. Then I like two days later, I? Text me she's like I can't believe he convince me to to watch that steamy hot wheel of or something along those lines in like you know here's the thing. It's two days later and I'm still thinking about this movie. So I think there's something to be said for that. So I started digging into like IMDB and Trivia about it. And Yeah. You know to what you said He thought that his character thought that I. It, made him sound more more elegance. Or gave him more credibility but the one of the things that they pointed out that I actually did appreciate was apparently if you if you do end up watching this movie if I end up watching it again to which honestly I probably will at some point. It changes depending on the type of character that he's talking to. So, if someone if it's someone the he kinda like looks up to or isn't a position of authority or power it comes on pretty heavy, and then if he's talking to somebody that he doesn't really respect. Or that he can't get something out of I then kind of reverts back to his normal. His normal cadence. And I thought that was kind of a clever idea. At one point he did kind of like. Overly Express it with Alva-. Is. Completely dropped it 'cause like yeah. He? Yeah. He continues to just despise his secretary the whole time which I'm still trying to figure out why you don't think. She doesn't seem to be doing anything wrong like at all like that was weird like. Yeah Go. Sorry. You. Know they. Don't do much establishing. They don't really establish him as like. A terrible garbage human being They don't establish all the as like an incompetent twit that he has to and. They. Don't you know they died. So quickly into the bat and then the vampire thing we we don't know if this is like. Recompense for being an awful person or is this just like a terrible thing that happened to him and he's behaving this way because of the bias in the more I thought about it the more I'm like thinking back to late high school college era watching criterion edition movies that I didn't get and you know a couple of friends of mine that were just like. Well if I have to explain it to you than it kind of The purpose I'm like, did I am I just really dumb. As every But you were saying. What was I saying? I'm sorry it's. It's I've been dealing with a three year old all day. So I'm like I'm Kinda like but. Let me go back. Where was I? was just he tends to use it. Like you said like. Certain points but like he just I'm still trying to figure out why he just completely. Like yeah. Like you said, it doesn't make any sense 'cause like. It. If falls short. For me. Has Liked. He's constantly just hounding. His Secretary Constantly. Getting his you know life for sucked out of by. Jennifer beals. Like? Every ill, it just constantly grows warm or worse than like you see his. Character. All that like thing that he built up of like establishing. The higher sense with like heavy accent at UC just all. You do see deteriorate. Throughout will and which it should has like he does play. The crazy. CASSAR toilet. I think this is like birth. Nicholas. Cage. As an actor. Now. Like you see in this film like, oh That's where you got it all from like you do see that and like it's just like, okay like it's Kinda cringe-worthy. As Sometimes Nicholas Cage Gabby. I. For. Some reasons like I. I know there's like a huge cult following. Or Nicholas. Cage but like I mean I. I don't. I. Don't understand his sometimes. But I mean I I love it but I hate it. I can watch I can watch. Just because like I. Like the fact that like. I it's. I sometimes, mainly watch just for the fact that I post are marching con air. Friend of mine. That's like, why are you watching that movie every time host and I'm watching I'm like this is why. Is along those lines I the summer that the rock came out. Which begins. Ninety five or ninety six I saw in the theater sixteen. Times. And if you don't know the Rock, it's rand. Nicholas Cage plays He's a FBI at the. Chemical specialists. WHO's married to a model? Plays Guitar. But obsessed with never never been on the field, but he does really good when he is on the field. Stealing good split. That's. That's a that's another movie. We can hit the nineties and talk about that one but let's go back to vampire's kiss because yes, there are. The Cochran. Before before we get to the cockroach I'm GONNA WANNA point out in this movie features. The slowest flying bat in the history of cinema. They did not have a budget for practical effects for this one in it is painfully obvious. It did. Yeah he was. He was quite like almost sedated like the line. Like. was a real no, like it flew like this fake but like I don't know I, I know what you're saying. Like Maybe the thrill of the hunt. Really slow. Bat. Is What maybe that's what turned him on just turn. Peter. Low on. Because he can't figure out why so attracted to his? Bat. But When the bat is Jennifer. beals. With her eighties curly hair. And that's probably what it was. The core said that she wears every time it's just like okay up. Like. Yes I. Yeah. I don't know but you know they have hires are supposed to have those. Charming affects. The seduction seductive quality. You. Know. About, the cockroach seen. Oh. Yeah. Apparently. He had the film immortal once I think three times. It took him three times actually. he wants to experience every muscle. My Body didn't want to do it, but I did it anyways. Is I'm Nicholas Cage and I'M GONNA like. Power through this I am castor. Troy. Yes. Sorry. Going back to that. Back. For doing that from animal rights groups. The. Cockroach for eating the cockroaches Yup. A. Humane thing to do. But. Is. And I don't make the rules for the humane groups. You're for the animal rights groups. I'm just I'm just. Know regurgitating trivia that I found online. So do like. Pets. Any coverage is, do they get in trouble? Well? They. Can't make that they have to eat them come on. Though it. John John Leguizamo came under some e to for spawned. There's a scene where he eats a maggot covered slice of pizza and it was real maggots on their along those lines another delightful romp from the nineties. Wait was that Danny Devito. Is Well, was he in that? No. He was Michael he wasn't. He wasn't the No okay, Ram? His like John Leguizamo was the clown. Yeah. Yeah because I'm thinking because they were both the same size. Pretty much in yeah. In a similar girth. Yes so I can see why confused. old. I did not know that about the cocker's saying. Thank you for chiming in with that. That was A. So. What nothing really ever happened with the animal rights group. Obviously it's The eighties and they weren't really get much traction. Yeah. This is before the Internet when when everyone had a voice. Box. Yes exactly. Now I. That was one of the I mean I was confused the whole time I was confused by the music choices some of the musical cues that. Sometimes felt like Woody Allen sometimes, it felt like a skin amax movie was about the start I there'd be like this there. There's a scene where the other girl that he's Kinda seeing. There's like this kind of ominous music playing the scene where she's about to get on a get on the subway on. But then when she gets onto the car, there's like this incendiary Sax Solo this starts that was. What the Hell is. Happy. You're setting it up to feel like something bad is about to happen, and then now it's just train ride home. I totally forgot about his girlfriend that he ditched at the art museum. Yes. Yeah it's all about that the bar later after apologizing. Yes. And then. They basically, wait the the comeback one last time I did. Yeah. Like right before this is like Roy towards the end though. I said, this is my last episode that like. I had to watch this more than once because I did fall asleep. This is my life a a work I take care of my kid. And I watch movies and I do this so I'm like. And I occasionally play Guitar and Oh speaking of I always see your name and I always want to call you matthew strohm. Never on. Those the other thing about that. How many times do they called? Matthew from We're well into the thousands. Whether it's someone just misprint mispronouncing it when I say it I or Well your musician. It'd be cool. You should go by strong since you played guitar and I'm like. That is so. Lever. I'm sorry man and. It's just giving around. Well, I'm serious. I'm also not angry about or anything. Yeah, it was a I saw that I was about introducing his but I'm like I don't know I probably shouldn't because let's. The. You've probably heard a lot so. I Have I've definitely like I'm. Not. GonNa go down there wrote. Like I'm I'm. Enough. I already in these interviews right now. I don't even offered straight alphabet so. But Well you know you've got a high level of self awareness apparently. So you got back. Yeah. I mean it's Trying to like. Very good at this so I don't want to like. I don't like mega completely awkward. Like. I want. I wanted to be enjoyable but also like realize, I need a lot of work I as a host. Like I want. You need just that right amount of August, I. Want. I, want everybody to play off. My awkwardness might like. Mildly confident. Look. Like. Maybe like a yeah I mean, it's getting better. I have said the word more than like ten times so I'm. Doing good with that. I. It's hard like it's such a commonplace thing that we do. We're kind of gathering our thoughts especially in the moment on some unless you're gonNA sit down and have everything scripted out you're going to have. A few hundred uh-huh. Yeah. Well, this is not as bad. It was. Once, you go back in here the first episode it's. It's It's yeah. It's tastic. Possible to not notice them. And I'm sure you're thinking right now. This was a terrible idea inviting. No. It's Unbelievable you're probably thinking this is the best. That's comedy right there. Around comedy cut we? Gone off track. One thing I don't know if you caught this. There's a scene. Shortly after. He and I'm drawing a blank on. The girl that he keeps standing. But there's there's a moment I don't know if you're a number I am going to keep doing this in advertently and I apologize keep referencing other movies but. I don't know if you recall the very like one of the last scenes in swingers after they leave the Brown Derby in there at the diner and Trent and on run. I Rob. When they're when they're completely fucked on. Doing that. Really annoying. Throughout the whole. That's it. Yes. He Nick Cage less exactly like that in one of the scenes after after they leave her apartment, he full on does that Like I it made me wonder like did Vince pull that remiss His it is eerily similar. So annoying though. Like. A Nicholas, cage doing it once I didn't even notice but when Vince Vaughn does it Like for the first. You know minute into that scene. I'm just like Oh my God like you're like the drunk that I was like literally like dish the bill it's GonNa be like it's like you that I'm going up like you. You take care of this. Like here's the money for a cab but like I'm going like, that's it. I Yeah I. I know what you're saying now I remember. I do hate that left. It's bad laugh. But. Yes is his I'm going to go back as she wasn't really that well known. I. Don't think she did anything after this. His. Jackie is has eleven's. Now not really ring a bell. I didn't recognize her as A. actress director writer so she probably. was on directing and writing after this. So. I right. And let me see. Where are we doing? Plot. Characters and Agnes, and beg me talk about the scene. Win always trying to get away from Peter a embarrassingly end up in the restroom and it's L. It's like getting borderline borderline. It's getting very rape. Yeah. and. In that dude do it says what the fuck is going on and then proceeds to immediately leave the rest Ria. Is like you know you could intervene because it's pretty apparent what's Alan and it's not good. Yeah. Let's. was that scene and towards the last That didn't age will at all. Like. In this climate, it's like. Like. It's a little like. Yeah I don't WanNa like. Those that didn't age well and like it was. Let. That was like. Out Yeah that was like right at. The climax of the film where just like this. Where it's yeah I mean I saw that scene in like I was like in and out of sleep. I'm yeah I'm sorry I had it on. On the big TV like it was like almost like eleven thirty I was like Oh my God like I gotTa Finish the movie. And Then I woke up to the scene where. I mean I don't WanNa say the ending yet. We're not even there at the end of unit. The. We've talked about the antagonism carpetbag. Bleed. Actually I WANNA go back I. There's I think one of the first seems after the the transformation starts. One. Of the first scenes with him wearing sunglasses I'd in in the building in his office you just. wrote he's hung over. Right they they kind of play it off like that. Like there's a moment where he like and again, this is probably a director maybe not I don't know. But he puts on reading glasses to read the title of a book. And that's the only thing that he reads and then takes up. It's like you called her in here to your office to talk about this specific thing. Now, you've already forgotten the title of the book, but you also need a pair of glasses to look at the book. Then I think it's the same scene but just like moments later he's got his leg trust and he's not wearing pass and there's like this. Is Inland elva Luke is. Like his ankle also because he was held on his ankle for like an honor and a half and likely. Okay, we get it. It's uncouth to not wear socks and he's not wearing covet and comes in swimming this point home on. He doesn't wear socks like there's something wrong with Mr must really be. Something wrong with Mr Low, he's. Going down the drain man's like. What is up. Maybe he got bit maybe you met somebody really? Nice, last night. You know maybe maybe she made his neck. Like Oh yeah. Because he was just GonNa say would be great at that pool of like secretaries outside the offices had that conversation I don't know maybe it was just crazy night where he got bitten back now you never know why Ilia, why do you have three secretaries and you only called on one every time? Like. Don't you make one of the secretaries to it like? Come on man. The Secretaries for different needs like coffee Malva did the filings Yeah exactly. Because it's the eighties like. Yeah I don't know it's. This movie. I'm choosing. Also it's weird to think about this movie came out. So they were probably filming it throughout eighty-seven I don't know if this spring releaser follow or some or whatever. But it's weird to think about like we're alive at that point in time, and even though we had no understanding of the world, it's weird to think that in that point in time at least according to this movie that they still referred to the secretaries as your girl. Like it like madman. was like I thought we were progressive by this point in history but apparently not. Well, no I think we're I mean obviously in the eighties it was still like. It's Everything's questionable in the eighty S I think. Charles I'm trying not to like. I guess dig too deep. Look like. On. I, actually just yeah. Sorry. I'm on my computer I'm on my reader and. I think just clicked out of one of my tabs. That I needed that all right I'm going to go off the cuff on this I guess which may or may not be a good thing where. Do you all. I totally. On. While you're looking that up if you WANNA go over. Do we did you have any heartaches. Like any any? that. Either you loved. So, much that. kind of like. Out The film bore you or just. Despise so much that you're just like Oh. My God. Why am I watching this movie? A little bit of both. Is it the same thing there the line when he's talking. In many instances actually yeah I. There's a scene where he's talking to his psychiatrist. had. The line of dialogue is well, I was horny. I had a little to drink. Because I was drunk. Plus. I was a little Horny Lee what You just said you were Hornby we got it. It the way you're saying it is so fucking creates. Reminds me of. Some other leader that talks like that I won't say who? But. Because I'M NOT GONNA get into that on this but like yeah, it's it's. Very poor choice. We can take a couple of minutes to talk about Sula. Evan similar. But. Let's not get into that 'cause. Yeah I, mean the dialogue was there. Yeah. It wasn't the best choice of words. About an hour into it I really started like over analyzing I. Guess I was thinking about the timeframe and how this was kind of like. Right. Before the kind of explosion of the big twist ending movies that became very popular in the early nineties and and through the nineties. primal fear you're a game you know then fight club and the the. What what was the sense like all these twist ending so I figured that there was going to be some kind of twist ending about an hour in I wrote down when do we find out the bit him The. Bat that bit him. I would had rabies and he's actually just been losing his mind because of that. About of ending Actually kind of made sense to me We never really get that pay out. You know we'll. We'll hang onto that ending for allied. Totally agree because there was at one scene at the bar. To we go there already with the vampire teeth. Now. Off On that will I and then really the only other thing that I had written down that kept popping into my head I was imagining Mary Harron. WHO DIRECTED AMERICAN PSYCHO I just kept imagining her watching this and thinking, Hey, what if someone made a movie like this? Only you know good. And then went on to make American psycho and then that got me thinking about. And I looked up trivia and apparently Christian Bale model a lot of his performance as Patrick Boatman PLO love. Peter. I can see that now. As, soon as I read it, I was like it's of more realistic take on character. So yeah, I can totally see that. So instead of getting bitten by a bad. He's So with his he got bit by and get so bored with his life he's like I wanNA. Magin myself killing all these people that hate. uh-huh. Yeah. But that's another movie we can get into later in the nineties will ninety s not in shot looks like nineties I think those early two, thousand, those ninety nine. Ninety nine. Is, probably around ninety. Say Like 'cause it. Out Oh Maybe a use of the film. The digital. The lighting everything. Well very eighties New York Americans American psycho two came out. while. Blockbuster video is still around star starring meal. At least two thousand. Yes, exactly. So we know at least before. Yeah 'cause. Sadly blockbuster. There's only is early still one standing. L. To. There's one in Alaska one in Toyota. Lackluster. Blockbuster. Movie Trivia that's where they shot the blockbuster scenes for Captain Marvel Oh in Alaska but I'm not gonNA divert. The I think the one Oregon. To derail upon you know I think I know how to derail podcast because I lost my notes but I had the find him. So I, think that's where we I've. Where so we've done. Visually know who the an tag Mrs we know who the Protagonist is Kinda. Because it's a mixture of. Do. We ever really mixture of I. WanNa say Alva- in her brother. Which? Her brother comes in a little bit later. Like when she's getting. Like she gets picked up by Mr Low to go back to work as she has to go into. Is Work. To grab a gun. Yes how your shop and? She loads the gun with blanks. Or Bullets. Because that's the only ammunition that they have access to. Very clear about that think word blanks is said about seventeen times with an eight thirty S. GotTa make sure that you know. We use the movie props. We actually use the Blake Get me using any real bullets on this. So yes. Let's just clarify that they're blinks this whole time. Probably because of. Were they blinked though. Shit. Because way? No no no cause. Remember. and. But he can't. He's trying to figure out if he actually got shot. And his bleeding. Because he got shut note I think again this is. No. You we're we're fast forwarding to win the other the other uncuttable seen. Yes. So there's there's a concern that is raised by Alba I that. She thinks that he might try to rape her which is why she goes to her brother to get the gun. In her brother Plug in a place like you know man he's just being a jerk. You're making a big deal about nothing. But then that really uncomfortable scene is where he actually does attempt to Raipur. And she shoots him with the blanks. Since he doesn't die. He thinks that he actually like that. Because He. Is Mile a threshold. Like he thought that was what was happening the whole time but after he's been shot like five or six times. On a gun that only can old bike for five rounds. Then she's fired off like eight. Since. He doesn't die. That's what that's. What crosses him over in his mind that like es I definitely am vampire and then he runs the street which had prompted him. He prompts him to go to. I don't even know what the hell store that was like. It wasn't a costume shop. Magic store to buy the. Ready bodies divide the false teeth entirety I. don't even think because for some reason, he can't grow van. Buddy. But maybe. For those of you listening in might be confused by what we're talking about right now what we are telling you is more coherent than the actual film itself but the fact that he actually I don't even think he got the adult size empire teeth. Yes. Well, he was shown the deluxe, model. That has the discoloration to for for more realism. On but unfortunately, he doesn't have any cash on him or not catch on him. So he has to a slum it with a three dollar plastic children's vampire teeth. That are sticking out of his mouth. For the remainder of the time that he wears them throughout the movie, which is pretty much for the rest of the movie. And I'm surprised like and Classy as he comes off, he doesn't have an American Express. Or? Well. in the eighties in the in the net look like East village. Probably really weren't setup to take. No this more than. Makes you are currently. In Brooklyn Right now. Yes yes. So Yeah I've. Never been to New York. I'm quite sheltered in net I'm no, I'm not quite shelter I I. Love. Texas spur years. So I have gotten out of my Midwest. Comparability. Like. But I'm back. So yes, by Yeah. Maybe one day after. All this. Shit goes away. Can make it to New, York. Yeah, I mean you're missing out man like what you saw on that movie happens in this town three hundred times at it. Vampire. Weird. Guys that have rows in. Run around saying. Empire You got kicked out of the club. Saying that. and. After Yeah. Well, let's let's talk about that for a second the huge huge club already seen. Where Nicholas Cage is NAS virata. Around The around the club. With his fake vampire teeth that no one is batting an eye at. Bats. In. The eighties. and is probably earl cocoa. Life. I was just GONNA say. So. Much cocaine. Actually, that's one of my notes. Yet. So shoulder to shoulder party. Very. Well, lit for a shoulder to shoulder dance party at club. Some girl New York has ever looked in the eighty s like an anti NFL. Like yes. Exactly in that club. All the lights, all the power or New York went there. But gone. But then for for some reason. For some reason, there's a giant like bank was room I. It's Blake. In in the same club that's completely empty. And I have. Because we all know that, what that what we all know that one girl who likes to sneak off to an empty room and otherwise tat club to blow and get her neck ripped open? Well, this girl into this empty room sits at a table by yourself just a little key bumps. In who sneaks in? Peter low vampire low cow convenient. For Mr Low. But. Yes She's kind of weird it out. Then, she kind of laughs. Like trying to figure out if she's freaking out because of the coke or she's turned on by the coke. No. Kind of a weird. They this is a really awkward scene to. If. You If you do reis this movie. I'll just I'll be honest with you guys like every movie that we are watching there's like there's GonNa be some good ones. Like different guests to be everything but there'll be every aspect, but there's going to be like. There are some bad movies so There are some really good scenes and. This is one of them. Very. Very much so. You're you're putting spoiler alert on all. My I mean if If. You haven't seen it. Like I, mean I I all encourage people to watch it prior. Like I guess I will put spoiler alerts I. Haven't I haven't. I haven't pushed like any of these episodes area so I can put those in the notes. I mean you would think people would kind of. There's an implication that if you're talking about a movie that came out. You know what? Almost? Allen say almost like. Almost thirty forty years ago. Thirty Forty Thirty eight. No that's not right. No. We're not. Meant for. Matt. NOPE By okay. Well, if you're listening in no moving forward, they're going to be half. Spoiler ahead because we are talking about a movie. that. We do have to tell her about certain. Yeah. It would be the shortest podcast in the world if you talk about a movie that came out that long ago and didn't actually talk about any of the scenes. Like the one where he kills a woman in an otherwise packed club. And ends up getting her blood all over its shirts. Because he used his his plastic vampire glacis to. A blood how? Those teeth? got such deep whole milk conceivable way. An integral 'cause like I'm just like. The they would unless his actual teeth. Like no, it was. It was unbelievable. It was. Unbelievable because. They were in a room. Where all those others like I duNno I. I've partied. In My. Day. I don't party anymore but like if I were in a club like glad that room would not be as empty. As at room was like. Examiners. Should at least been. An odd group. In the back corner. least by the bar area of whatever room that was least chilling on like this, I don't understand it I'm. I'm weird in that way. Of like ICS seen. It doesn't make sense that there's like. The the continuity or just like the believable sense of like. Why is this? Room completely empty. Because it, it was a nice room like if I was partying ideally WANNA party in that room over like everybody dancing out there would be like, Hey, let me just chill in here but. Unfortunately. For Victim. Appear lows was doing. As she got she pretty much died. She got bit by some blasted teeth. As he thought he was an actual vampire. Tar, all right I'm there were there were two things that we met. that I wanted to bring up one is just. US earlier, about like seems that I liked their. Loved or hated or both? Enters the moment where he goes to Elvis place to bring her back to the office and she called out sick and he knew that she wasn't sick. She was avoiding him. And his offering his peace offering of goodwill was a bag of soup. I've ever that what that was. That was what I started to get. Really really confused of like what is the tone you're going for here is is supposed to be like he's so disconnected from reality that like he thinks that's a good idea or is it wasn't it supposed to be funny was it something? He did because he thought it would be done. Got It from the Soup Nazi. And he can't wait in line and he knew he he got the shrimp Gumbo. Gumbo. was like I'm GonNa. Bring. This. To our because I went to the soup. Nazi. He and I got soup and yeah. So I'm sorry I'm going into. Seinfeld. Shuttle she'll. She'll appreciate that. And then the other one was there a moment where he attempts to kill himself. And it doesn't work out so well for him and he actually says the words blue. Oh. Yeah. No he says like lamenting the. He say, once I just got I. Think I was laughing too hard after the first one to hear this the subject. Once you realize he couldn't kill himself I think this was like him trying to actually. I, like I want to believe that he was like, Oh, I'm trying to. A number my game. On the scene but then like maybe hurt some news that he didn't really like. Maybe a director aides something that he didn't really like things like okay. Bring a bag down like my d game. Shows. His. Boo Boo. was like. Like. You're. Making. Crying sound. Like. A kid would make. If he was like. Wanted something they didn't really get. Lake turned quite childish in this moment at understand and. The BOOHOO Ountry sure this entire movie was like every shot was just one take. Like they just didn't wind. Excuse Me Director Did you WANNA get some options on GONNA escape moving scene twenty-three. Take. Take no one only. Through that, there's one. Take one camera. Throughout the whole thing with. Cover. That's. Just like a Kevin Smith movie just all one angle that's all yet. Excuse me. Okay. Where are we at now? Looks Yeah. Let's let's jump back to the club. So he just killed the girl. He leaves that room. He just drank a shit ton of blood. So he throws up the blood and doesn't make that correlation that connection because humans shouldn't be drinking a pint of blood. And then who does he ready? That Rachel Iran's Rachel is with somebody else and like. Donald. Is If we're supposed to know who the Fuck Donald was twenty out there like, Oh, it's Like what we've never seen this guy before until now, barely she met Donald at the club. That's where I'm just GONNA that is. That swear they wrote that. Yes this is the scene where. Peter low finds out that. Rachel. This is a spoiler alert everybody. Choose. Not Listen or you've had choose chose not to listen. Maybe like an news ago. Maybe. spoiler alert Rachel is not really a vampire. or so she says. All of the scenes that we've seen with the two of them together throughout the entire movie other than their first encounter. Which? I was also confused because I thought she bit him on their first encounter on and so like that I thought I thought Rachel. Bit Him the first on the hook up. Took them back well she. She went back to his apartment. And she clearly has vampire teeth. Like not the plastic. Vampire teeth. Like realty actually did look good I mean that's probably where most the budget went to maybe you. and. Like yes. She clearly bites them. and. Throughout the whole movie. She comes over. She gets invited in because obviously that's. The way it works if you don't actually know vampire movies. But. She. HALF-NAKED and. Much. Of With so Some weird pasties and I was just GonNa. Say He's the only reason she's not completely naked is because she's got pieces on. They did they didn't do a great job of covering those using handles. That But what is it like? Four Times or five times that she ends up basically like seducing him and drinking his blood. And says that, but the point arrives where they they encounter each other again at the club. You. Know they make it. They make it clear that an an encounter did happen. 'cause she doesn't. Recognize him at first but then it kinda comes like cheap puts together because they go. Yeah. Now I remember you. And he starts flipping out. Because she's acting she's acting like she doesn't remember him. She's with some other dudes. She's man pyre look at her t which. We've all been there right like. I don't also lowers the you know he you know. Maybe me but. Let's go back. To yeah, he gets kicked out of the club. is. Is. Obviously killed somebody in the back room that they don't know about it is thrown a blood he's covered in blood. Is Causes a confrontation. Than Yeah he just kicked. He. Going through the street, it's obviously later at night. So it's like almost like three or four in the morning. So Causes Therapist therapists. That we then find out for no discernible reason. That she has a younger male lover. I. Like, that's out of the blue and like why was this necessary for her character? Was it necessary for us as the audience to notice or see that's it didn't do anything other than just create a talking. Again I'm not I can just go back to like the eighties. Like? Anything focussed around, like. Well is like. The height of the whole. The whole AIDS and all that. But like everybody was just leaving with everybody. was like. Yeah. I don't know that was weird but that I'm guessing that's why I'm just GONNA blame it on the eighties. On that one there you go. It was unnecessary. She could have just been there alone but. Yeah, she calls. He calls her. She can't really do anything as. I think it was. A Guardia F- or something like that was there. And she had to get back to him. And I don't even know why would pick up. For Pick up the phone. That's one thing. Yeah. Caller ID existed back then. Especially, if you saw was that asshole calling yeah. Yeah, I mean like treating that Hey, I'm gonNA charge you extra for this like But Yeah. So. I Have A. Cold you're getting really good with that van like. And I haven't been practicing I mean you just have to sound like you're really tired. and. Or. Just rattle off, an ABC. Okay. Where are we now 'cause? Yeah, she called Oh I wanna go back to one thing really quickly. Another thing that stood out to me as it was obviously intentional but I didn't understand it. So, he he goes to to call his his girl that he'd been seeing who again drawing a blank on her name. But he wants into a random building. To use their payphone which was number one weird thing. But did you notice that there were two minds that were slapping each other outside? And then when he leaves the building after calling her, they're out there again. And it's like this was not like a couple of random people. They just happened on to set. These were people that you cast in these roles in said, Hey, when I say here's what I want you to do. Like I. Just did not I'm guessing it was the directors, friends and. Maybe, they had to pay rent let and they're like. Hey. you got this movie and. Youtube will not fit in it whatsoever. But. It's New York City. And I don't know are there a lot of mines in New York City anyone? No they're not a Lotta minds although this was the I think I actually just going off of that man a riff off of you a little bit, the Eh two buddies who. Needed money and they're like, well, can't you just put us in your movie and he's like, yeah, and then one of the producers was like well, no, you can't give him any. You can't put them in the movie you can't give them any lines. They don't have their sad cards and we're in we don't have the money to pay for their their It's you know the SAG fees. We're not paying for those cards. Okay. Well, what if I put him in roles where they actually can't speak because they're ma? Yeah there's the loophole. Where like yes. Mimes from store. That is the most against Detroit. I'm guessing I. I, always contribute odd characters in scenes to friends of the director. Or. Producer. Yet needing money. Little sense though. That's where those mines came from. They were just friends it had to pay the bills. As. Sue. After that scene. Keen on what if he goes back to his? Right. Right. Yeah. So He's walking back to his apartment on meanwhile. Alva and her brother have decided to take matters into their own hands, Atlanta, style, I, and. vigilante-style style get some real bullets for that real gun. And and her brother is going to to take out Peter. On the way back to his apartment though he runs into somebody. Somebody is a wall. Literally I remember that now, this is where it actually starts to get like. Pretty pretty true to like. Like the movie becomes actually. Pretty interesting. The last ten minutes you know. The last ten minutes are are pretty captivating on. We get a really great performance from the from the therapist or psychiatrist when she starts laughing at him. Basically he runs into this wall of the side of a building. Because like your psychiatrist to be laughing at you for. Exactly. So he runs into this literally walks into the side of a building and says, all use funny meeting here. And then we get this split seen of him talking to a wall, and then what's going on in his mind he's envisioning that he's in her office in in session. The reason. I found it really interesting was. Linked here. You do see an enormous amount of emotionally distressed people. And in something along those lines is a pretty commonplace thing. So really got me thinking of like. Kidding aside like no, know this guy who's look having a full on conversation with his McDonalds. Cup. Out on the corner of like Second Fifty I. Like what what is going through his mind? Like what is he envisioning imagining right now I'm because it is something that you see. So frequently here. But I thought it was a really clever way of of setting up like showing. Yep We'll. Now he is like this story of descent into madness Even though we didn't get any clear indication as to what the real catalyst was. But Yeah. I don't know I just I don't know because I I was finally captaining you bring up a good point. Then we go back to their psycho. Of Like The way he you delay you from the outside, you start to realize like oh maybe. He was just seen on his head so That's The way that Peter low is missing is like years certainty like oh Maybe everything he's been feeling is in his head and. But then. You know there's no help. Or? Peter at this point. Is. Gone. Whoever Rachel was if she was even. Real in his life. Or? Ran Up to her in a bar and maybe they actually go home at. Maybe. Double never know and then the fact that he. Yeah he got turned on that he thinks he's a vampire Let's go. To. I guess we will. We also get that really great moment and in the. In the fight that final therapy scene where His therapist as the exact opposite of what a therapist would do. It was divulged information to him about another patient because she thinks they would be perfect for each other and Oh, by the way, she just happens to be standing right outside the door. Would you like to meet? You would lovely and then they meet and they hit it off attack. Immediately, they have all the same interests they love Wadsworth, they love the all the. They love walks on the beach. All that typical eighty stuff. But then. Yes. Yeah, that that relationship would not let stand the of time because while number one, she's not real. And number two according to him. She turns out to be a pretty much raving rich. In Nicholas Gauges voice or. and. All Yeah I, mean like. I'm sorry to say this sound like a horrible host but I think. I was literally. In some. WEIRD DREAM STATE BETWEEN The card onto the wall to the part where we're up come to the end. No, we're not even there yet. Yeah, we're there. So. Yes and he's not. He meets this woman in his mind as he still talking to the wall, he believes his his therapist in in her in her practice office. But then. 'cause. Otherwise, it'd just be down, right okay. I got I did not get that part has I totally don't remain. So. So he's he's talking the law. His therapist is like I'm glad you to like each other glide to love each other you two lovebirds go out there and have a great life. You're not gonNA need anymore therapy because you've got it all figured out and he's like, okay, and so they leave the office and he starts dragging his gigantic steak a high. He's carrying around with him. When I'd say steak I mean vampire stake, not a porterhouse. And proceeds to go back to his apartment where where he's made a makeshift coffin out of a couch that he flipped upside. And a bunch of balled up towels and she. Lays it completely wrong and it looks like he's in an iron lung. Like. Yes. I mean, they've fires hiding coffins mainly because they don't like to see light, but you don't hide in the coffin. And have a window where your face should be. It's I understand that. But like like, Hey, let's make him with makeshift coffin but. Leaders head out. You'll have the curtains completely open ended within the path of the sunlight as priests across the living room floor every day, and it wasn't a before he gets into his coffin though. That's where he has a big blow out fight with the new love of his life I, and kicks her out of his life is quickly as she came in. And then decide it's time tend to take a nap. The Pita Peter. Got It. Sit Down after all this yelling. But yeah, he he made this coffin out of I mean it wasn't even it didn't look like a full sized couch looked like. A. Little. Like the love seat Lucy which I mean. I'm pretty sure Nicholas cage is probably pretty tall. So I don't know he might be might not be let like. Probably like six now. Yeah. That's maybe why is head was sticking out. Of. The. which could have been many many other things that probably could made a better cost and there had to be I mean. Hundred percent it's. I duNNo. Maybe that studio didn't have much because it did look like. We're studio. kind of I don't know. But I'm I'm guessing the production didn't really have that much money. All kidding aside does it In in my post watch research one of the things that I found what it was a non union production. And I. There were a number of times. Apparently, there's even a shot I guess where you when the Union members found out that it was shooting. decided to try and sabotage production, and so they'd like go as close as they could to production and just start screaming and shouting making noise trying to ruin take pump. So. I'm guessing if they were. Going to do it with the Union Impact Union rate that that was a budgetary decision seen to just to wear. I see. In. You. I mean I know you got to. You got like. A Kid in a ways a dog. But like me having the kids like I occasionally popped in and. Did my notes to the point where At yelled at from the other room. or He's starting to freak out and cows if I. Give me one second and then yeah I. my notes weren't that at that the so. Well I. also I have an hour commute practically and our. Both They're going to and coming from. An while it's underground and you don't have cell service the entire time. I'm not driving. So I'm on my phone the whole time in you know as you pull into a station get service again. So I may have done a little bit of research on that free time on the tag. I was like maybe. Like every day after work, it'd be like. either. An hour study on like you know lit up into like you know. Seven. Or? Five fifteen minute like. accessions of like me possibly getting. Like a little bit of time before I got called back then. You know like I can't like. Totally ignore my kid. These notes in like he's not at the age where I can have a computer in front of me. where he doesn't WanNa like clack on every key and like. Constantly trying to shut it like dude like no. It's just me and the three year old. So it's like it's it's rough but. I'm. I'm the host so I guess. minos can't be minimal maybe not maybe. It'll come in time I'll make it work. For sure This is the part of the show. Know we talk about the ending? Then this. shoot. We got so into all no I. Don't. Really have. No, never mind. I wasn't say we didn't do an ad break, but I don't have an ad break on this one. So we are good. Yes let's talk about the Indian. Are we going to go to the Indian already because over she wouldn't be so I did you want to talk about and prior to the? Now I, all all the other stuff that I have written down is just A. Quips. Did you. When I wrote when I sent you the stuff. The why when I sent you the the outline for the show. When I had said okay maybe. I probably had to clarify clarify this on Monday. The next guest, 'cause I hopefully, you got this right but makeup tag lines is you make up any tagline? I did not, but I can riff some frankly. Has It's like a tagline off. Where renew back and forth. But I mean I'm also an contestant, but I'm also hosting the judge so I guess that doesn't really make any. Sense like you should just declare yourself winner every time. I'm thinking about that like I'm like at like living. Let me add some variety to the show and like you know like. Monopoly, maybe I can have people chiming are they're done line like? I'm GONNA have hopefully better equipment probably than line and. Have a the hookup to actually have another guest and they actually had someone who call in. Or I can call them. It's very cool. So I'm hoping to get to that point. By that idea. Let's Oh. There's my own for the. For the episode, there's another one. There's another. Let's get to. Alba's I. This is be Alba's revenge pretty much. Yes. She. She and her brother. End. Up. Stalking Mr Low. And find out where he lives. and. This is where. If I mean, this is kind of shot like in the sense of like you see any old pity's movies of like the. Raking a little blast pain. To break into the building. Yeah. Okay I. Still I woke up. At. Arrow read the part where he goes into his apartment. Gotcha. So, right before that I, it was very very reminiscent of a lot of older films like. So Peter goes into his building I and all of his brother follows shortly behind but the front door is locked I and there's a kind of like an arched window on the front door that has these little panels on. So he breaks a little panels I busted out. And reaches in to unlock the front door of course. Nicholas K or. Peter, in is. Continual. Transformational state. His left his apartment door open or unlocked. And his brother lets himself in. You know maybe have some have some heated discussion about the way Peter's been treating his sister. Or more. And then This is the part where I think I'd. You WanNa just hear the part that I remember. Yeah I mean. Let me know vice skip anything is like is remember. I woke up. I saw. Elvis brother. Lift up the makeshift coughing. Up The stake but. Peter Low Nicholas cases character was. Carrying throughout the. New York City. Streets saying he was a vampire. and. Picks. It up and. Cater Lowe's character in the heart. I I'm I'm trying to remember does he just pick it up and do it or die I thought Nicholas I thought Peter was like holding onto it like taunting him to do it then he does it right? Yeah. Looms at right into his chest and then like. Roll credits. Your House like that's it. I mean, I mean they came. Out of the room that's the movie. Yeah, I was like. All right. Yeah. So in a way he was killed. In like. The. Obviously the way kill a vampire. But. He was never really. Yes so But it was the way that they kind of like choreographed it. was was actually kinda clever in a in a way. I in the Nick Nicholas Cage is holding onto the state. As it's in like in his chest I and so like after all of his brother Lemes. It could it could have been appeared as though Peter committed suicide. And he did. Pretty much want that in a way. From the beginning. In some weird way but. It was. I don't know. We were like Oh you're doing vampires kiss why don't you do once bitten like like? Again. I understand but like I'm just like. It's yeah. It's It's it's a definitely a dark comedy. And and now that I know that that's what makes going to go back and watch it again. is like if you're. The filter that you're that you're using the you know you're going into a movie with really can change your perspective Like the first time, I sat down to watch once upon a time in Hollywood I was expecting. A big focus on like the the Manson murders in. You know inglorious bastard style like over over the top Gore. Or violence I and about halfway through. I'm so bored I but then talking to a friend of mine and like hearing more and more about how like no this is really just a love letter to old La. Okay well, maybe if I if I approach it that way looking at it through that Lens, it might change things and now it's probably favorite Tarintino movie high and so along those same lines now that I know that that like that's the idea is a really really dark comedy. I'm I might change my perspective on how interpreted certain certain elements. Well. Yeah. I mean I didn't really. I mean you brought up some facts that I should go back and rewatch obviously I, knew do need to go back and rewatch. Like I. I mean I kinda did this with Mannequin. Like I had to re watch rewatch like or go back to where I was. Like. I mean it's Yeah it's not like then I, don't want to watch these movies. I'm not. Saying I. I'm not suggesting these movies and then not watching the like I'm trying to write like these. Like yeah but you. What I'm trying to ask is like, what is your rating on us? Like. The rating system I mean okay. Let's do. Neither do one to ten or two five stars or one to five stars or do. Let's do the typical one to five stars. Five. Stars are if we're just doing surface level. Only thing I really know about it was having. You know seen bits and pieces in a background. Thirty years ago. Twenty years whatever aging myself. just surface level. I would have to go. To Stars. I'm going GONNA have to agree with you on that one because. It's I would have said one star but it but there are so many elements that were so baffling in terms of the choices that were made I've from an acting standpoint from directing standpoint from a writing standpoint. The I it was fascinating enough to again like continue to look more and more about it. Subsequently and And like I said like I do WanNa Watch it again. So if you're wanting to watch it at camp again, it can't be a one star movie. But that's really the only reason. It gets an extra stars like because I'm willing to sit down on my own accord in watched again. I guess I'll give it to because. Well. I mean. The. allstate alphabet like Lee whole. We didn't really get the whole character development that we should have. Like. Any of the background stuff of why. Everything's going on in the office. Just the whole. Like I. Needed to know more about why This character was like this character. And I just I think I just needed more backstory. Like. Yeah, everything else is. Fitting to. The Eighty Eight Dark comedy. Era. Of Probably Nicholas Cage and. Let's. Let's change his. Speed up a little bit and this is the part of the show where I'm GONNA do. The TAGLINE, off where? The host in the guests actually go back and forth with three different choices of PAG lines. And we will. Both. Off Mobile. Spree much. See who likes better tagline. Which one works at A. You know. Of each one, which one wins. That's So. Do you WanNa go first or do you want me to go? Yes I'll go I'll go first. tagline number one, this movie bites. tagline one. Peter low never thought he'd sink this. I was I was going to try and just Improv one of the whole like. Peter low never knew you know whatever? I. Know. That my other one. Is. A film, you can really sink your teeth into Is another one I'm GonNa try to do it as my tagline boys. Peter. has never been in a relationship until now. Dish it's. Too. Much. And then last but not least. You'll never hear the alphabet said the same way again. Oh. All right. Here's mine last one. I guess you could say Peter Low really bites when it comes to talking to women. Too Long. But. That's that's I if if you if you switch it up instead of talking to women just relationships. Yeah. You got a winner with that one. We'll see I did the relationship in the one above it like I don't WanNa do like to mention the relationships are trying to change it up but yeah, I think it was too long. All right. Let's check with the judge who I think tier one I guess. I will. I will take that one. Here too I. Think you got that one. I think you're three. Mine was too long. So guess what? You're the winter. Win mention of your greatness of knowledge of Empires. Kiss. starring. Start starring Nicolas Cage. Jennifer, beals. and. Off. Maria. Caniggia lay no hall man. I'm totally which that Norway. Rea- Alonzo of this say that. What she goes off right now anyways. So. anyways thank you, Jennifer beals. This should have been a feature credit not not a full full on like if she had what maybe seven minutes of screen time, but it was right around flat. Now, that movie. Few Hours. Yeah. I mean it was flashdance era so. You're out. Oh, she did. She do flashdance before it was any. Or? Adler Yeah. So yeah, that's why. But The, real winner. Is Alva-. Needs. T- both did. Acting so let's just. Yeah Yeah I think. She's like she needs more credit for this job. Throw that award out Nicholas Cage and? He ended over the best supporting actress in Vampire's kiss. Exactly but. I guess that is that is our show a we are A. Yeah did a good time. 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nickelback he'd be life and i'm willing to wager possibly more than in this cold brew does yeah combination deadly combination by cardiologists don't do it don't find out but anyway thank you wide awake at three forty five AM for that nickelback inspired aka we'll be trying to think of what was for next week but for now keep the nickelback if someone someone could do saving me but nick specifically about saving me that'll be fantastic for me i'll be about saving the song savings song worst kids all know about your love of man i'm screaming so loud the dog's spartak dogs bark collars i guess technically a nuisance have you talked in depth about your love of nickelback on the on the show this is a a much deeper knowledge if their catalog than i i mean i've i've said it out loud i think a lot of people like most of the things i say they don't take fully seriously but there was is a time when i've learned so many nickelback songs to annoy people in college because at the time like going to date myself i self here back in seven nickelback was not really cracking for everybody but it was on like every TV commercial and people around the people like i like like music as you can tell from the right out songs i hang out with a lot of music snobs so they thought nickelback was the absolute bottom of the barrel and i said we'll watch me start annoying the fuck ideologies voice songs it sounds like an elaborate just -cation to me well see this is the problem okay so it's like a rom com was started as a joke or i bet right i instantly fell in love with and then now my try and tell my friend mike now i'm just joking manner refocus nickelback i'm fucking sobbing being like seeing in a very very and then nickelback molly ringwald are you the yeah i guess you're the like jockey do yeah this this is rachel lee cook and she's all that okay it'd be nickelback yeah yeah yeah awesome while we are thrilled to be joined in our third CPI one of the faces on mount zion more himself mystery if he wiped away a man if he if he ain't hitting it right then you single the me while you come and chill in the VIP how's it going homerun VIP i've been next good you know it's tight i've been the closest i've been a VIP was after the VM as i was at a little wane after party already okay and he walked around and tried i tried to tap him to be like hey and they know his security guard looked at me and was like do you really what do you want to fight and i was like no was he d look healthy yeah at the time this was like a few two years ago so okay all why would have a VM after party now with lincoln eighty-two coming yeah they are touring hard i had a homey the home she was up in seattle and i was supposed to be up there for packs and for some reason she was like yo do you wanna be backstage at the blink one aid to low wage oh and i was like back yes i do but i'm not there and i regret it till his death think oh you should've shit see matt skiba from alkaline trio long guitar exactly show fuck with the movement if you were gonna get to know you a little bit better in a moment i can tell our listeners a couple of things we're talking about the facebook remake sorry the face off remake hold on let's keep the facebook remake of faceoff source john bolton unceremoniously fired editor he said he was going to resign because the president is a petty bitch the bitch who will dump people for you dumped him i know israel has announced plans to annex in the jordan valley we're gonna talk about wilbur ross threatening to fire people who tweeted correct information about the hurricane and just trump's general prospects for twenty twenty harvey weinstein is out here proving he has not learned anything anything michael jordan might not be an asshole and there's a kind yeah album coming soon so we're gonna talk about that and also white claw shortage book i i if you would like to ask our guests what is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are oh man i was trying to think of something else other than this because i've talked about it so much but it is you know trying to get a PSBR porn on PS VR and it's harder than you thought well it's just a process and for some reason i think oh yeah i just got done doing too who f- in high at UCSB so i was definitely had that show last look at this get that like high innovation where you like at this tonight it's already two AM and i go on i'm setting it up and you had to like put videos on a flash drive then put it in the PS fall come on but but then i the flip flash drive i have invidia one that looks like a video card knows too fat to fit in PSI it to go searching for a smaller flash drive found one it it was only four gigs so i had to be very selective tried to play it you can't play with the native media players so you have to i had to sign up for this app on place as you call little little star that has its own media player that allows you to look at VR and so i finally do that and then i pop it on press play in realize i should have just watched regular the point man you went through all that and you still haven't paid your gas bill i know yeah still still eating cold is there anything that it does does it add anything like you look around as you're right when you went to see avatar oh that's cool yeah that's that's kind of how it was in VR porn is like oh you feel like you're in my face but definitely i'm still i you know exactly where you are exactly that they're my hand on my dick ah yeah i know what well let me an app for that human feels like the absence of that is deafening what does that feel like uh-huh human what is something that is overrated i think overrated is is this idea of of uh of thinking like oh people are are are are soft now in that and you know you can't take dave chapelle special special because like i was thinking about this a lot when when it was in the height and you know i saw like okay you know their stuff i like stuff i didn't but like this super super lake martyrdom performance that's been going on online where it's like you know that people were like picketing andrew dice clay shows like so like that compared to someone saying oh that's kind of shitty on twitter is nothing like can you imagine trying to walk into your showing to walk across a picket line that is not happening happening the the i think that just negates two ideas one that is a new softening of society and to that it's just so bad like cool yeah you know that's the freedom of speech freedom of constantly i mean softening of society as a way to not accept that society might be progressing oh yeah well it's actually getting software that's just the same thing when old heads in like you know music or some art fuel that they're the things they like are being dated and people we'll have moved on from it they they try and push this idea of like oh music sucks draft trash it's like well the people making money see'ums gourmet okay yeah they're shows are still packed so maybe maybe it's not trashing is just not for you like i can kind of see the argument from the left because they're like well the left has traditionally been about you know completely free speech and like opening like just saying whatever the fuck we want but but people on the right being like men you guys just try and censor speech when the right has been like the most all about censoring like like from jump street and like all along that they would then act like this is something new that they would never be a part of this it's so so funny because like because i've follow hassan avi from the young turks and he was recently under fire because he i was cracking jokes on dan crenshaw and his lack of an eye and depth perception and and i remember like you know the right just being like how could would you do that and those same people the same people are like oh you wanna be mad about some jokes from dacia pels he'll just words i haven't finished escaping your mouth from like dragging us on on fox news debate after he's coming after the guy who's like i lend my hand handguns out they never know anyway i was the p davidson enough lamed him so what do you think is underrated underrated is i think the ritual of making coffee there's something you know i've been real into i got got a french press now and i and i like doing poor over in french press because i recently at my old place i had the drip system because my you like glass container for my poor over kept being broken by multiple roommates and people ex partners and the multiple multiple the expecting a bill absent but no now that i'm like i have miles place in space i know things will be safe just like there has been something about like just the process of making coffee that's been like very calming before i jack myself up with some ema just just jolt kinda how are you making your coffee raffi so i've been doing french press and i even like i like i'd say i'm halfway to pretension because like i'm definitely not spending fifteen dollars on stump down beans but i did see some intelligence your beans on sale i'll get back oh yeah i have a electric reiner which like a you know a producer dan was telling me one of his friends got on his back because you're heating up the beans was like literally the scientific process for crushing beans versus using a a hand greiner and electric grinder basically the same so you're insane this happened we talked about this on the show and coffees i gang educated oh well it's gonna come out aggressive they're very reasonable they're like it's true he's like but you really have to be up on the flavor profile of something to notice at that point happening happening it's like they weren't you know not splitting hairs there but because the thing is is like i'm a buff ask dude i often forum he's gonna buy so if i use a hand greiner do you might as well coming out of that grind that's so funny because like there aren't times where like i'll like you know to go full black and tastes all the flavor moviles and sometimes i'm just like don francisco go anita give him a call and just give me that hazelnut flavor so i like three different sets of beans and also like the homey shout out to ian williams owner of dead stock coffee in portland l. e. he's a big coffee nerd like last time he was out here i went to like a coffee like there was a coffee festival and mike he was doing this after party you get those beans those those those are the those are the expensive joints and they're like these black bag beans and we'll say they were like pretty great so if so yeah i'm both ways of processing says i think yeah i wanna pour over kettle japanese style with a very thin smells control how water yes to me that's the meditative part about making we don't drink a lot of hot coffee but i'll make it for her majesty and i'll pour it over like a thing but i need the thing we have is all the water comes out sloppy aww when i go to japan and i see them fucking do them real poor on like i need that love my only issue with french press is somebody needs to create one that doesn't get cold old so quickly yeah because the thing is yeah same kexin yes chilling right there they need to like make one of those bottles like thermoses like lever everson coffees gang let us know how do we gotta camac sake bought the jump up from like ground beens like just buying a bag that is a progressive grinding it yourself like that is a big step i should also like i will say i'm a ride the coffees i gang on this you do kinda taste the difference versus like grinding when you brew versus like pre ground there's been times where like i accidentally grind brian too much and then i'll i'll just try that again later and it just it it isn't the same smell yeah more smell yeah i make the call in the office and and i love i love doan part of my morning ritual every morning yeah what is a myth what people think is true befalls oh man i think i did did my overrated as the myth but i think i think also look i've been on tender recently a lot no luck more more luck on riot and tender that was wri the one like where you gotta be in the business side off wow people who are fucking in the weight and the waste the blue check dating apps were like you need other people like our our cosign this person is someone on one of value according to the app so i try not get tight about it but there's been to like main things i've seen a bit of one is like like don't play video games and like i wanna match with them like excuse me first of all i make money playing video games and if i do it for living and then the second one was like no one in the entertainment industry because if you haven't made it yet you need a real job i'm like whoa what like what is your industry street and like what is your sense of making it because i feel like like way what is the sentiment again no one in the entertainment industry yeah because essentially they're saying if you're still trying to make it in the entertainment entertainment industry at thirty it's not gonna happen samuel jackson smoking crack it was on crack and he was made a quite a career one of the highest grossing actors of all time but yeah i i mean all all the this doesn't matter on tenor because we're gonna fuck one time and not talk to each other ever again so worry about where i'm working for the myth is like you know why put up these these safeguards that's going to be very tight think twice about ghosts me but you're still gonna do it have you saying facebook dating i was curious about that because the one thing that really caught my eye was the secret crush function right which was a thing i wish all like social networks did from the beginning like back when i was my space and you would just come into someone's wants DMZ like oh yeah you fuck with the album it's darker hills hot to pay play volleyball cool like you know that function seems interesting because then you can kind go through friend groom see like if they're on here maybe they do something maybe i wanna live vicariously through you for that that like you just go put all your friends into to the end of the secret crush see which ones had selected you doesn't work because they limited to nine so you would have to go through nine at a time oh you're just you you just want to know who has a secret crush on but then it's weird because if they match then that's gonna be like oh shit on me to i didn't know he was an awkward awkward meetings like later today jackie's secret crush yes i will say a myth or advice you don't need tender plus i if if you wanna know who's sitting in that like who liked you section i promise you it's everyone you swipe left on like that's who's in there because if you tender gold old like it's like you pay and then you get a feature where you can see everyone who did swipe on you've instead of waiting for them to appear in the stack and it's like fifteen bucks a month offer what is like candy crush for fuck like but literally i was like i got curious as plus i was like inner city and i was like i gotta get we gotta we gotta get through through this quick i'm flying out in two days let's let's go but it's just the people who all the people use i'm using a stylus a hand hand held fan all right let's talk about face off guys ooh this is one of the most preposterous premises for a movie that has ever ended up being good in my opinion yeah it bachand john john murray and it's it's a bad movie because of how ridiculous it is but it's still it's like a great great bill plot holes are gigantic i mean the idea that you're like okay man you're gonna go undercover just with this dudes face not even your body you got the same motherfucking body fees and like you're supposed to also download like there's no information about emotional relationships aside from maybe like what you could glean enough a piece of paper and just become this person yeah also that voice changing thing they put on his throat yeah that's the one technology i remember yeah right so i i mean so they're gonna recast this because i mean the thing that made it work was was nicholas cage and john travolta the top of their game and and i thought they did pretty good job like imitating each other and castor troy was a good character way imitating each other you mean so when travolta became name castro troy right that he did a good version of nicholas cage is castor troy oh what a predicament yeah okay yeah i mean it's like an acting exercise it's like that that's kinda what's cool about it i would love to see a deep dive comparing them like travolta really nailed these he's like his performance yeah like i wonder how much communication there was between them because they're both huge stars like i wonder how much he was like i'm doing this like this i i like a little hand gesture doing or if they just like looked each other scenes right how they did it but anyway they're going to try and recast it i think it should be the rock and nicholas cage again just back nicholas cage i think should be for whatever reason is he's this kinda i kinda need them there but if you're going off of people who were like fucking crushing this year you got like i guess chris evans winds and dwayne johnson yeah yeah like would be one or look my i said look let's just get it done with jeremy renner and jackie chan just give the people what they want apparently had a big year twenty nineteen i did not know that did he really yeah and i was just searching like highest grossing actors church because i was like you know because in my mind that was sort of the period for face off the original one i'm like it's sort of the natural who was making the sh- money this year actually well number one is samuel jackson axon no same jackson in the rock or one and two for highest grossing wow i think two thousand nineteen because of vendors movies yeah he was in adventures captain marvel marvel spiderman far from home i mean this dude is he's been all the marvel they should do like a five person face off if with all the chris's chris evans chris hemsworth worst pratt yeah good chris rock chris paul would be great yeah i mean fuck it let's just keep one of one of the worst actors in the history of commercial as to what if it was benicio and nicholas cage that would be fucking they both have that same they're aging kind of the same way they already have basis that looked like fucked up masks asks of so yeah i mean that's the one issue that i see is when it first came out like the idea of a face transplant was far far enough off that url like you know it hasn't been done so we're like could that be done but now they've done face transplants like you've seen the pictures of what they look like they don't they're not like seamless i'll give them a six ten yeah yeah i mean honestly i saw a picture of the french woman who was the first successful face transplant and she looks really good like now like the face has like sort of adjusted yeah a little bit but it's still i like now that we know what a face transplant looks like in that it takes years foyer like things to set right and for your body to like not fully reject not just lay it on and then a laser goes and then you put a little microchip on my can't tell the at the different persons dick she's maybe they just have very similar dick's yeah that's really the deep dive we need to do right i mean you know this'll it should be a great podcast where you you dive into the realities of these films and really try and find out there's a there's a there's a scene never made the cut where his wife goes and when did you get circumcised all right we're gonna take a quick break we'll be right back off let let me tell you about pete who loved hockey and always wanted to play in the NHL pete played since he was three and begged his mom to let him stay on the ice by some nights writes he even slept in his hockey skates pete practiced and practiced until one day when he was forty seven p realized he just wasn't that good so he threw his gates gates in the trash but then you heard how geico proud partner of NHL good save money on car insurance so he switched and saved a bunch so it all worked out and we're back and john bolton is out he has been unceremoniously fired from his role as the national security advisor fairly got to know the guy god and he didn't even get to fucking they start over to us into war no he tried with iran when there was that big face off over like tankers and the drone and and foremoves but yet look the old muppet the oh hawk war hawk muppet trump last night according to him he called trump last night and said he was going to resign and troubles talk about it in the morning and then shared overnight you should thing mapped it's weird that like trump has been able to full so many of the people we really thought this time he's like oh now with me he's going to respect me it's like he's like i remember the president will show he will do this ceremony this multiple times in the bob woodward book like in the first year that he does like people are talking about resigning and he's like well let's pump the brakes on that a little bit like we'll talk about it and then he fires them before they have a chance to resign like that he did that to ryan's previous where ryan's previous on air force one and they're talking about his resignation an and the president's like you know we'll take a couple of weeks like do the right way and then ryan gets off of air force one and by the time he gets is to his car trump has tweeted that he just resigned and replaced him mcgarvy said who is replacing it was just like i think nikki the haley was probably one of the few people to get a respectable setting off because she was able to like do it on our own terms he was like she's a very nice person yeah like in character you know cordial but you know these people should know yeah you know what it was when you signed a treaty fucking respect he was talking shit about your moustache moustache from jump street dude was joker and that was one of the first reasons why he didn't enter the administration early enough he's like i don't think he's look brett his mustache stash stinks but it's got a bunch of fragrances in it it's really as wild it's like when you see like someone like like get with the person that they cheated on their man with and then they cheated on you're like what no it's in their nature you get them cheating newsham newsham cheetan exactly so i feel like the mainstream media is kind of taken in l. on this one too because they were talking about how bolton was going to be this like savvy operator who like had been in the halls of power and you know newt knew how to maneuver in in the white house and in the executive branch and it was just in and out basically yeah well i think there's just taking the fact that he had tried to start wars in past administrations and they're like well he's he's been known to get loud in a white house but i think yeah also when you sort of started reading like just how he was operating within the national security like apparatus satis people were just not like they didn't see mike you really had that much influence at a yeah very calm i think we talked last week about how he wasn't john allowed to like read confidential documents they are because they thought he would leak them because he would get his feelings hurt and then league stuff or like if you didn't get his way he would then go and leak it and so people caught onto that and they were like okay you can read this in front of me right now is it so so yeah i mean he had kind of been hamstrung by people not trusting him scraped they got anything to just make this white house less officiant is probably a good thing for the world at least in like a starting war sense percent i mean but yeah coupled with trump's somewhat being i guess being a pacifist it's working out somewhere speaking of pacifists netanyahu says he's he's requesting a mandate to annex the jordan valley with the US we're going to we're going to annex the jordan valley you know seven days we're going to take all the settlements back an excellent for israel the thing that he's doing is trying to basically say y'all vote for me will annexed the shit out everything we will take all this land back and then we'll y'all please sign a bill that protects past presidents prime ministers from indictments that's really the trade off this whole thing is that's the problem is because like you know we're going to see what the peace plan is that trump was gonna put out and then miss because it's a lot of it has to do with trump because he needs trump to sign off on this just you know landgrab that he's proposing but i guess the trade off is sort of like look i know auto you're not really fucking with me but if you do we can take this land back and then just sign this bill so i don't have to face any criminal charges because we already know i was i think he tried to have a snap election in december to try and like keep himself out of trouble so now he's scrambling he's very similar situation at trump where he's like fuck if i get out of office right it things could be a little bit hectic for me he's got he's got another election coming up in the next like i think they said seventy yeah yeah this is his pitch basically right this this is him being like this is what stake if you want somebody who's gonna start a war and finish it hang with me yeah yeah but i guess that's it's but that's what's funny like i'm curious to see what the official stance of the US is going to be because if they're like go hurt then then things might be different or you just stay quiet because many other people like don't get don't even speak over known this right but you know to hell the drug being rich and powerful oh yeah yeah i mean the fact that he's calling the US calling favorite and just being like we're going to do it in coordination with the US i don't know who you like it whether that was an official like US cosigned policy or you know where that's coming from maybe just knows that trump does whatever for he says 'cause he's gotta strengthen his pro israel bona few days because he is the most jewish gentile of all time what did he call himself the he gave him so scared that yeah he was something yeah maybe he's just said king of king of israel although that's what netanyahu himself or what people flippantly refer to him as all right let's talk about wilbur ross big swing and dick wilbur god still alive yeah legitimately or is it in my mind is like we keep talking about the movie dave but like in my mind i don't know how he's still moving like that do it if you want to about running on fumes that alien men in black right exactly wilbur ross you could definitely recreate his face with like hollywood makeup like he just he looks like somebody that could easily be you could create his face with the old baby doll some great hope yeah just like his weird hair and his bagel anyway sunken bless you commerce secretary the man so in touch with the working people yes who was like shaming working people by saying like you can fuck you can afford our coca cola now with the new money you're getting god it south breath just whenever you hear someone say that it's like man yo