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Adam Sandler gets Mark Twain prize surrounded by celeb pals
"Comedian and actor Adam Sandler accepted the Mark Twain prize for American humor in Washington at the Kennedy Center on Sunday. I'm Archie's are a letter with the latest. Adam Sandler has a tendency to cast his friends in his movies as those friends pointed out multiple times. Conan O'Brien joked so many of Sandler's Friends were there to pay tribute because when Sandler is not working, they are not working. Drew Barrymore, Dana Carvey, Luis Guzman, Jennifer Aniston and Chris Rock were among those honoring Sandler. Rob Schneider says Sandler's appeal is that he's an everyman. You sense the anger underneath there. And he said it's a frustration because you have frustration. CNN will show the Mark Twain ceremony this coming Sunday.
CBS Sports Eye On College Basketball Podcast
"carvey" Discussed on CBS Sports Eye On College Basketball Podcast
"So this is in veterans memorial coliseum technically, but did Ford was a DNC held there a Republican, what's the deal with Gerald Ford? Gerald Ford in 1974 became the first United States president to ever attend an NBA game and he did it at memorial coliseum. It was the Portland Trail Blazers. Against the buffalo braves. Okay. You won't be in the same building where Gerald Ford once watched a basketball game. Dead leg. Wow. I had no idea you had a Gerald Ford impersonation. You don't know that, you know that you don't know that reference? I don't know what you're doing. They're all hard. That was Dana Carvey doing Tom. That's my impression of Dana Carvey's impression of Tom Brokaw saying Daryl Ford on Saturday. That's a lot. It's a lot going on. Come on. Went to the Letterman show one time. Guess who the guest was? I'm gonna say it was Charles four. Now as Tom Brokaw. Okay. I broke all in the musical guest. The great Dolly Parton. There we go, not bad at all. You can't gamma is a tricky one here because Yukon was so good. Alabama, I think is the better team? I think only the line is one. One point. Can not wait to watch this game. If you can't play as like it did against Oregon, then Yukon is going to win. But I will go, I will go Bama in this spot. Alabama has the number one ranked two point percentage defense in the country right now. Now Yukon was on fire. From three point range on Thursday, we'll see if they can do that again on Friday. Just give me something really entertaining. I don't know, by the way, for Yukon. As every bit to this point lived up to his preseason biggie's player of the year moniker, really good gains from him in addition to everything else is getting around him. Tristan Newton, the east Carolina transfer, 39% from three big time Alex caravan, the caravan caravan, rolling around. Are you joining the caravan caravan GP? I'll consider it. Okay, 39%, three point shooter. He's also been good. And outer Jackson is back and he's playing. He's played three games to this point and still coming along, but having him involved is also a big time edition for Yukon. But I will take, I think this could be a really, really good game, but I'll take Bama to win and cover. I'm with you. I'm going to take Alabama as well. I've moved the crimson tied up to number ten in the top 25 and one. So I'm going to I'm going to play this game in a way that is consistent with the top 25 and one. And that means Alabama over Yukon, laying a point game three Friday 1130 p.m. eastern. Number 6 Gonzaga versus number 24
AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch
AJ Remembers SNL's 'Cowbell' Sketch
"I just listened to one of my favorite podcasts with David Spade and Dana Carvey. Love those guys. They have such a great podcast. What the hell is the name of it? Flying the wall. Flying the wall is great, and they always interview people who work on SNL. And they just bring back so many great memories. So I just heard about Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell and horatio sins and the other crazy guy, we're in that famous tail bell sketch. Memory Christopher Walken, we need more cowbell. You know, I put my pants on one leg at a time in the morning with the differences. I produce gold records, so they're talking about that sketch, and it was one of the first few weeks that Jimmy Fallon was on that show. And this sketch as great as it was. Remember Will Ferrell banned the cowbell? What is belly out? His shirt was short. He just didn't hear Chris guitar ratio stands. Jimmy Fallon will fell brilliant. And thalam was talking about how the stage was shaking when they did that sketch. And obviously I've been on that stage. I've done this show. I did two sketches there. Back, I don't know, 20 years ago. I'm probably everything I tell you is probably 20 years ago, but it shakes when the laughter is just so huge. And Fallon was saying, this sketch was a sketch that came on at ten to 1 a.m. or 5 to one, the most sketches that they probably don't think are going to work out so they put them at the end of the show. And you're thinking, how could anybody think this sketch not might not work out? It's brilliant. But it was 5 to one sketch. And walk and Chris walken was basically doing an imitation of himself. I would walk you out belly. He didn't talk that way. It's crazy. I'm going to hankering for more cowbell. So interest levitated the room and I was listening to the show and this morning and I loved it. 'cause these are things there's a little nugget you don't find out about unless you listen to shows like this,
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
Standup Comedy Interview & Set with Bob Ettinger of Jeopardy Show #86 - burst 1
"I remember. At that time there was a thing called crashing. Gum in the freshness gum. the gum. That went squirt right right. I remember that had a joke. Any birth control gum. That would keep you from doing his court. So that would my the birth control gum. The gum will let you squirt. That's you know for a young guy that was just on the fringe of show business. That was not a bad i joke. Well let's bet did ever made it to one of your stages. I well it probably better that it didn't but i just think for a young guy just going to Initial comedy classes. That's not a bad start. Obviously you had a talent for writing. I know that the later in this interview that will come up as being an important partner career but so comedy writing and then going to this comedy class with danny more kind of gave you your start.
The Stephen A. Smith Show
"carvey" Discussed on The Stephen A. Smith Show
"Today looking at the nfc east my hapless giants. I mean we have. We only have about thirty seconds or mini here. But all i can say is i see seattle. They traded for that guard with the fifth round. Pick he's doing like how hard is it to put it offensive line together. This do guaranteed for years of the four seasons ago. He's going to fix the offensive line. It doesn't take this long. You just need you need. Jones did not have the drops his anymore. Not fumbled the ball. Not turn to block for saquon to you. Know if you're getting contacted in the backfield it's called a sack to it's not. It's a second running backs getting sacked. They got no running game. All right one quarterback Continues to fight on with his new team. And oh boy did this I win feel good. We have another minute. I feel like you ever see the old dana carvey routine on saturday night live when he's doing a george bush george h w bush and he'd be like thousand points of light he'd be running. There's well i don't have time to get into that now. No there's plenty of time so you have another minute. I feel like dana carvey and the george bush. We're we're doing just fine. We're doing good. I mean like how much can i can right now. Man how mu- how much complain about the giants in one segment. Because i could complain plenty more coming up. We talked about the. Nfc guys are high on the dallas cowboys. But now there's only twenty seconds so there's no time to get into that. I'm not as high on the cowboys. As you guys wasn't a football team is doing. I'm just vamping now. This is called pinky..
Timesuck with Dan Cummins
"carvey" Discussed on Timesuck with Dan Cummins
"Rock music. Renaissance hippies drugs and a sexual revolution and in late seventies williams helped lead. It's comedy renaissance man so stand up giants get going in san francisco or at least a spend a significant amount amount of time there early on a men even at the holy city. Zoo like a whitney brown laying. Patch dana carvey margaret. Show will durst ellen degeneres. Bob goldway dana gould. Jake johannsen patent oswald. Laurie kilmartin marc maron. Aisha tyler the amazing. Jonathan larry bubbles brown and on and on we says he found out about drugs and happiness. During this period added the also saw the best brains of my time turn to mud too much drugs all things in moderation especially drugs. Drugs can play so much rougher with some than others mall for legalizing them but also for advocating that you you know you probably should maybe not do they get along with me. But they don't get along with a lot of other people and some belongs me. I'm not gonna if. I can go crazy on meth or heroin. Nineteen seventy six williams star. Really begin to rise what he was named a finalist in the first international open stand up comedy. Competition held it. Joe nebraska's showcase a nightclub in san francisco. The competition became known later as he san francisco international comedy competition and it would run every year from nineteen seventy-six until covert shut it. Down in twenty twenty williams took runner up. Nineteen seventy six to bill farley. Poor bill he later retired from stand-up haunted by a beating robin williams. That was basically his main claim to fame is it. How did this guy beat. Be williams poor bastard. Snl wayne's world Dana carvey would win the competition. The next year nineteen seventy seven will durst would win in nineteen ninety-three. I would open up for him at punchline in san francisco for twenty years later jake. Johansen one hundred. Ninety six opened up for him in tampa The tampa improv twenty years later and has great times drinking and getting goofy with him that we can carlos rocky reno nine one one. He won nineteen ninety-three opened up for him in omaha. Little over ten years later also had a blast during after the marc maron took second at your patent oswald took fifth. Doug stanhope one of my favorite comics. Wanted nineteen ninety-five dane. Cook was the runner up that year. David crowe the first comic to take me along on the road as an opener. He one thousand nine hundred six and on and on and on worked with a ton of past winners. I competed in two thousand three. Didn't quite make the finals. After finishing as the runner up and the competition sister competition the seattle international comedy competition two thousand and two rob pugh one san francisco. The year. i competed great. Funny guy still torn up in canada. john fox the promoter for all these years love to proclaimed this competition launched the Career of robin williams. And i guess it really did. Help him with some buzz and extra confidence. I always thought johnny lewis. John was full shooting a lot of ways. I was bullshit about this but okay fair. Was buzz metre.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"carvey" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"Golden me. Sting you yeah. My name's bite this my buddy scratch so cute top. You wear no. I said you talk. I don't know why. Ron said i could play guitar here. We go neil young for mcdonald's something. I haven't done it a while here. We go one. Two three four as brad would.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"carvey" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"So agreeable. Whatever you say mr comedian. You're so happy. I that's cool you just a happy. i like. we would just decide to have fun in life. Just every little thing fun. Get up in the morning honey. i'm going to have some oatmeal. I'm so fucking happy i think. That's good frosted flakes. She's correcting me. Frosted flakes oatmeal. You shut up. My buttocks are not tingling. God damn it from blonde and section san. They built over frosted flakes. They build How can they build from a cold cereal please. I'm being so cruel tonight. I'm sorry. I gotta take care. Take a drink on a hot day. Just like just incredibly intense like. Could you do that somewhere else. 'cause we're gonna bomb it. Thank you very much really are get you guys been watching lifestyles of the rich and famous this. Show bum you out. You know need needle want to see this honey. Look there's some things will never have. I love this guy robin leitch. The host never talks to normal tone of voice on rubbing lake slide styles rich and famous one yelling dope. No warning why. I can't stop yelling woj. I love the guests they have. What are they dig. These people oil billionaire mugging magoo got got go. That's his first name. He's a cold of a billion. Belongs you up. One thousand nine hundred homes. He has twelve million calls. That's why you're watching this stupid show and made no sense at all. Sarmento fucked up. People went with being a care a lot. You there's no pressure in the room like comedians pressure on you there jokes over and they get really uptight and hostile not at all. Pauly's generalists lamb. Aren't you mazes. I am sober people. could they shut up. This audience is like fully self contained camper something. Turn your chairs around saturday. Some of these people are their own little trip. A lot of community in other jobs bomb. Go yeah well. Here's another joke. You'll hate my stuff doesn't go over. I come back at you twice as hard people. Because i care i say we take life too seriously myself included. We have to be silly. Just do silly things. The world's so crazy who can figure it out. Just walk down the street so and says what time is it. Just look at your watch and go. Well freddie light wind. He might answer back. That's what that you could make a special friends. Silly walk into a supermarket. Walk up to the guy. Excuse me excuse me. Could you tell me whether frozen fishes pleased. why not. what do you got to lose. You'll live once twice max. Tim anything's putting us down. Life we gotta go on an ego trip. Just stay equal like if you shampoo your hair to turns out like whip crap on top of your head just a horrible i say just fluff it up and competent man just walked down the street. Walk out to people go. Hey i like it this way man. This vertical flip off the settlement had planned that baby. So why do we let people control us. You have friends you cancel casual social plans and they get really annoyed. You have friends. i have a friend. His name's jim he goes. You go to the movie tomorrow. And i go on sorry i forgot. I won't be able to make and he goes just a movie. I don't need that my life. That was the next thing he said. Oh i say we gotta be like rockstars. Rockstars do whatever they want now. People like prince call prince. That's cool sting. I like his music. He calls himself his real name. Is gordon you woke up. Apparently one day all these. That's gotta be a gutsy things to ask your friends to call you. Don't you think guys that'd be an embarrassing moment. Excuse me can we stop playing cards just a moment to make a bit of an announcement the guy own.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"carvey" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"American green card. Please don't leave home without it are. Let's say ladies and gentlemen. That was danny mora. He was a stand up comic in the early eighties. But a terrific actor from the seventies all the way today as i mentioned you could see him on. Tv and movies all through the eighties nineties and well under the two thousands. In fact in two thousand twenty he appeared on the expanding. Universe of ashley garcia. Tv show so ladies and gentlemen ah terrific comic and actor danny mora and now our headliner. Closing this week's podcast. One of my favorites a good friend of mine. Who you all have heard of from saturday night live. But he's had a couple of great movies. Ben on lots of television talk shows and just terrific comic. Let's hear it for dana. Carvey got at work. Give it up come on all right to for. That was really bitch and saturday night. And sacramento. goddamn. I'd rather be here than any other. Good dan please the world this fine line called sacramento built from grit and sand and boulders and dirt and blood and sand and grit. It was built and people came and they built and they did with griffin signed and sex and blood and then they had sex and they built some more and more sex and then they had cocaine and build a lot more and then they had sex and people were looking. Yeah so what we know how. Many people right now in their chairs going look like his name should be scooter. That hurts. people hurts bad man blonde sex and san. I'm actually thirty years of age. But i read at a thirty four year old level. Fuck off man. Thing has been held me all week kidding. The late show saturday nights like sacramento friendly people. Not a street people here. Though i was surprised in the capital of the state lottery people guys walking up to you. Make no sense at all guy walks up to me yesterday says hey you could be them concise said before when they were is here. I tried to be polite. I tried to talk back. Yeah because enough times not again. They said god damn right. My wife calls the shirt a cute the way women calls shirts cute dumps. I don't know if men care you know. You never see your drunken cowboys and a bargain bob and sipping budweiser all night. But meaning to doesn't matter. Keep you on me bob. What do you do about stand. Clinging men were cute tops. Men must be minute all time. That's why men drink beer right. Yeah okay well. I don't come to jack-in-the-box zimbabwe when you're working never fails that run. I hate using those stock lines but men must drink beer. Hopefully not too much beer. Don't drink light beer that's pussy. Went faggot bear. What is the deal. Why why light beer considered a feminine. I mean one of the obama real man. Beer twenty nine hundred calories a bottle little pieces of cake floating like damn man. I don't know if women understand the pressure. men are under. You know what's going on here was heller there. Man we're the labs and lulu place. And then the guy said men and women who was fighting scratching kicking my wife. Best out i have no penis. I don't know why man was halid there man. I just brought up a concept. See men don't know what to be. We don't know whether to be sensitive or kind of dominant in control. We don't really know what women want. Do you like john. John masculine kind of controlling man. You like a sensitive sort of guy doubt. Oh you see why men drink a lot. Do you see why we have. What the hell you want. Men will behave in any way that will get them laid. Just to be honest. If we thought sensitivity would incur sexual activity you'd see guys all across old sacramento in bars going. We'll someone hug me. please. I'm really she yankee. Give you see you see. We have a drug problem see. That's why men act macho women like that. It's silly you know these guys give me her which he's ordering me around. My buttocks are jingling. He's better than rambo. I think all this stuff's not true. We're all victims of these stereotypes. I do know this that. When i was a busboy i could not get a day. I mean women do not traditionally like busboys home. Not not a line on that you. You like busboys. That's what you want huh. Denny's going put you on your sound for cook at that busboy. Over there look him sweating like some kind of fabulous farm animal. Look at how. He's not a bus boy he's a disc. God look at. How are you like. You're.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"carvey" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"Characters at all. I feel like.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"carvey" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"Headliners close the show today one of my personal favorites somebody. You've all heard of comedy and music by dana carvey and before that another headliner at a los angeles california. This is recorded in nineteen eighty six. It's danny mora but right now opening things up we have the terrific standup comedy of a guy that started off as an opening act then featured and then eventually headlined berry neil now. Berries had a terrific career after being a standup comic for more than two decades. He opened his own management company. Entertainment max india. Now book shows on cruise ships military bases colleges and a lot of corporate events ladies and gentlemen a very funny guy and successful businessman. Let's here for the comedy of berry. Neil when you potty trained your child. It's encouragement try to encourage them because if they do it and you encourage them they'll keep doing it. They wanna make you wanna please their parents. That's kids want so whenever my little one went to the bathroom i'd always smack him on the buddy go good job. He'd go get a good job and it was like three years old and was the first time we went out. We saw movie. And he's like daddy. I gotta pee. Can you wait. He goes come. So i go. You're going to be a big boy. I'm going to stand here. You go to the little urinal and doing business. He can walked over his all nervous. He did his business and he's like done the like he's like he's walking. He's he's another guy he's maxine on the as he goes good job. I seven tenths of. What's funny is myself. Bureau believes everything my tenure beginning to kind of catch on figure things out a seven year old was losing a tooth. You ever watch several a tooth. He's like total spas was like running around he. And i'm like what are you doing. He's all excited by two. I'm like all right city. Brady relax explaining to me. And his brother ho. It works because no. You don't understand if i lose a tooth. I'm going to put the tooth under my pillow and then at night. The two-thirds gonna fly to the window and put money into my pillow away and he goes that right. I go you bet. It is he goes. Hey look off. He goes my ten year old. he's having none of it. He starts stalking me through the house. Fifteen twenty seconds. I finally stopped him in the kitchen. I'm like do we have a problem. He goes yeah. 'cause you're the to service right. You figured it out. Don't you tell your brother. I'm gonna get mad that he starts explaining. What a little baby brother is. You know he's a. Can you believe that the tooth very bad think about it he was. How could someone flights were window not break not like up. Have money all the teeth for all the kids around the country. Put it under the pillow and then fly away. I go why because it's a fairytale trumpet. He goes whatever. I'm not kidding. Brian maybe ten seconds goes by and he looks with big. Lou is egos but santa's real like does the idea to the that's the stupidest thing he's ever heard. But in fact. I don the jimmy. We just bought a new house in acting. I love it but the place had bedbugs first week. Were there said yeah. Please had bedbugs. I freaked out. I call an exterminator. And i said hey we have bedbugs. How do we get rid of him and he goes. I could come out but it costs a lot of money. He goes a cheaper way to get rid of bedbugs and says i'm jewish. I'm like go on. You're laughing heart. It's really not that funny pulling his weight. It actually goes the cheapest way to get rid of a bedbug is to get to cockroaches and put them in the bed e paybacks and that was my reaction. Are you insane. I'm not pretty cockroaches in my bed. And he goes. No no mr neil theater problem. Finding the cockroaches you get one toed. Put the towed next to the bed total. Eat the cockroaches. What i said. I just want to get rid of bedbugs. I want the entire ecosystem going in my house. Part of i go with this theory right a couple of weeks. People are walking and going. Hey berry what's doing in your living room. I was having a problem with elk. Yeah i think i need them. Outline people are magnitude opposites. Attract that you fight. Eighty eight percent of the time. But it's a hell of a ride. I don't know why with my wife. I love her but we are the odd couple. Yeah if you know the.
Louder With Crowder
"carvey" Discussed on Louder With Crowder
"Yeah maybe he's just dead turtle he's become a zombie. He's the first zombie in congress and found his new shell. Dana carvey as the going to the turtle club. Yeah wow that's real. Also the funniest thing harry. Did you remember when harry reid. He was beaten out so putting any claimed. It was from using resistance bands in house. Don't it was drunken bar fight with his brother. Larry larry reid came in and beat the hell out of harry picture like cartoon tumbleweed rolling and then then he claimed it was using resistance bands in his show and someone who's used resistant span's even during the corner in the shower. Yeah there's no way you would ever use business fans in the show our door. I'm bathing and working in larry. Read those two. Okay here we go. Is it real or photoshop. Okay i feel like this is a trick. Because i feel as though you're taking ones that would seem real like that seems passable and that means it's a photo shop because the other ones seemed photoshop. But it was real. So i'm going to say what do you think they're think photoshop because the droopy left i i think they're trying to accentuate that. Were they wanna make it. Work accenture with the stroke right. What do you think there. I think it is fake. Yeah i think photoshop to bring up the picture. It's not because of the drew i. It's because of the the lump forehead on the right. Either one of the cardinals gave her a freshman when she tried to take communion. She's or that's just it's disproportionate. Don't have that kind of a mouse. I of toma so. I think i like your reasoning is. She thinks looks prettier than usual. Yes latour thank you for we all say fake alright right. It is real. Gosh i'm over to did you. The first one the first one the first one was real or fake. I said it was real. Okay so i'm over to you guys are wondering one hundred one one and one. I'm not good with fast. Think that's very basic. Calculated messed up. It's okay over to all right okay. And the third one here. We go third real or photoshop photoshop. Okay i okay. This is a trick. It is a trick to yes photoshopped. Nose rings what you know. I shouldn't pull that off. What do you think it's the nose rings. I've seen the picture. No he does does he really does have nose rings. It's the beard is not that long. Beard is the beard done too long on that one. he did have a stud. You guys already said but either way you're still right but that is photoshop. Remember if i'm wrong. Oh my gosh. It's going to be as i told you it was. I didn't have to go back to the other. One real quick and also it was complimentary added more decor. This is like one of those. This is like one of those exercises on the back of a children's menu children's menu..
The Life of A Makeup Artist
"carvey" Discussed on The Life of A Makeup Artist
"Of kept diminishing diminishing and then when i was in the shelter i taught myself had shocked mockup cards and i'm mocked up an entire catalogue of fake makeup. Took this big catalog around local boutiques and sold them to fake maker. And it's not a fire. Festival story actually figured out how to create the products the products on the shelves and that was really the transition sold wasn't lent i e the countries like i'm not gonna do deputy work and read that time i still do make up on the side because i loved day and also so initially the company was actually called karma vs cosmetics and so car-based cosmetics was what i started when i was in the shelter and then my ex actually trade merged carvey's cosmetics and then sued me for infringements.
Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast
"carvey" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast
"Grads is check. Two guys meet them and they went and got blow. He said we're going to blow you. Want some put them at the time of mike. Nineteen no good. I'll never never. I'll never forget that moment. Where as a comic man you have to be able to read. What's going on and he'd been doing comedy forever that he was set. Pissy about that was just weird. But yeah so i i do. I don't know. I i you just so stage time so i got to watch is do bad things. I also saw dana carvey dana. Carvey give you the best pizza comedy advice ever. He said you have to learn to tell you have to learn to tell the same story again for the first time. Oh that's great advice. You have to learn to tell the same story again for the first time and i remember thinking holy shit. Because that's what you have to do and that's when that's when you know you've gotta right new like i'll do a. That's why i'm on my special. 'cause like i can't now i'm i've i've screwed myself. I can't i used to feel doing act for six years. I can't do it anymore and new it two years. It's done if you're gonna have. It's done if i don't feel what by then i started. My brain started look myself. Hatred is pretty deep but it really gets amplified at a year and a half a five act so and so but i watch carvey. Do seven shows week. You know because he had before he got live. I got to work with them to open forum and watch this guy do seven shows and say material but he would find a new way and i laughed every time because he found a way to tell the same story again for the first time. That is really interesting to kind of connect some dots to listening to some interviews. Where you were talking about I think even writing on titus where some of the writers were like. We've got some funny jokes for this and you're like can we make him funnier. They're like no they're funny. You're like well. let's make it funnier. Let's see how we can keep improving so it's really cool because if you are able to tell that story like it was the first time you told it. The audience really feels that they connect to it and they go. Oh my gosh. it's it kind of helps people. Because i think a lot of people still think that comedians are just on their specials. That's the first time they told that they're just all right. Yeah and i think that's a good.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
Comic Magician "Amazing Johnathan" Interview & Set Show #78 - burst 01
"Wow that's fascinating start but learning on the streets of san francisco. There's a lot of talented jugglers and comics. But and magicians like you mentioned harry anderson who cut their teeth on the streets. I did not know that was your background. How long were you on the street about two years. And then when you start getting really good down the street you're crowds start to get really enormous and I got arrested Every weekend for obstruction because my crowds would go out into the street and as soon as they stepped out on the street the cops were laying and they would arrest me so i had to stop doing that and at the time. Their comedy clubs who are just starting out in their holy city. Zoo in san francisco is open. And and so i moved my show indoors and started doing nightclubs and at that time. It was dana. Carvey robin williams that that was the gang. I came up with doing comedy well and didn't actually do your show at the holy city zoo. Yeah oh yeah oh man. We've told the podcast listeners. In the past that is a famous club it had maybe twenty. Four seats a really teeny stage. There was a balcony that actually held like two or three people. I mean it was one of the smallest rooms in the history of comedy. Entertainment and yet people like robin williams dainik carbonate and apparently right amazing jonathan worked at. That's incredible i. Was there the night robin brought his contract and we got more committee and he brought his contracts and told everybody and we were looking through his contracts. Some five thousand dollars a week. That's incredible heaps money but yeah robin Was there and then dana. Carvey and god everybody at that time. Vallon too generous and and It was a great great eric. Come up doing comedy and you can also boarding house and always area. This there was like probably about twenty rooms within Three hour drive you know. Oh no san francisco was definitely a hub and a birthplace for a lot of the entertainers. Our audiences heard of in Enjoyed on
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"carvey" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"Remember inman seattle guy. Well it's not on the tip of your tongue but there was some good comics. Maybe we should take it from another action. I know previous winners. Were people like robin williams. I mean it. There were some bay carvey. Yeah big names. That have won that competition that we all know. Oh did ellen win that. Oh that's that's interesting. I she worked for me as a feature as well. You know what he may have been a final. Why i don't know for sure. But i i think you will. The point was. I wanted to bring up. That's okay it's been a long time. I'm sorry to bring it up but it is so important for people and you to realize that to win that competition twice with the legacy of people that have won it previously. Like carvey and robin williams and ellen. Whoever else i mean. If i googled it you'd probably see a bunch of names you know but i still think it's where the To mention in in you should not be shy about it because that's quite an achievement now Maybe what we should do is talk about something a little more recent. I know that in two thousand twelve. Didn't you do a showtime special. Won't ask your mom my my. My mom wouldn't know so the title of the show was. Ask your mom at your. Yeah yes it is over. That's great yeah i'm very. I'm very proud of that That was a great for.
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"carvey" Discussed on DV Radio
"Lived lucy level no also basic. So what they're saying is if you look at the map. The green where it says above sea level next to the sea is above sea level. As soon as you're inland a little bit. You're below sea level. No you're not. no. That's why i'm saying it makes no sense our definition of below-sea-level. It doesn't make sense. No it doesn't yes it got when you go swimming. Do you swim on top or in the ocean. Way swim in the ocean but we drive exactly. Oh my god exactly. We have to drive up to get to the ocean. No you don't not unless you're looking at a map and you're looking at increased by elevation. So i can go swimming in the option you sure as hell decrease when you stepped foot and ocean quick sign. Oh my goodness. But i just hate. I hate that it really irks me. This is a good little. Image is not going to understand it because it's in dutch managua and standard room. Just gonna get pissed off below you make up this off. I mean you're not that retarded you can figure out what to scroll down. I love the sound that retarded. You'll have to scroll down you'll know it when you do more army there's erosion and balance and then there's the pumped well water table all down. I only see those two at the beloved ones. But it's not a map it you said now you hard her. She said math. That i changed my mind. It's an image. The yellow yeah. I've seen that one before. That one still doesn't make sense because they're under fucking water every time every time. I've seen them out like that or diagram. Should i say i'm like you can't have the house. Underwater west pressurized. It's like oh. I worked in the atmosphere. No hidden bitch didn't like jesus. I remember seeing that in my in environment environmental and geographical book in science class. When i was in school and not told seizure like that is the dumbest definition of below sea level. I've ever heard in my life and everybody busted out laughing. Everybody that teacher even loud and we could do. We can do the wrestling class that day. He couldn't we had to move on to another topic because she knew i was not gonna let up. I wasn't because i was going to run every vein like that irks. You can't live below sea level. I live on a dock below sea level. Okay that makes sense to me was an. I live below sea level. No you don't know johnny ringo. Do not doc holliday. Didn't even below sea level sure l. Johnny ringo can't do it like i thought i did pretty good with not pissing off but apparently had to bring the flood. Didn't ya well. Because it's a serious story. That lefter have turned out quickey which is above sea level. Look that up really quick just for that joke about me that much credit come on now goodness. I love how she said. You're probably not going to understand this diagram because you don't read dutch. It's literally one word of dot and the rest of the draw. And i'm like curry sure. I don't need that retarded. What's funny the fact that you say. Not that retarded. Six out of this. He would have been what like what's ahead do and you would have been like. That word does not matter for what we're talking about right now. Oh i don't even know how. How do you say that giggle that word. God you need to look at it again. I want to say that word. And what does it mean janesville. What's it mean. sea level. Let make sense for now. Wh only that god move. I was yelling. Of course. it's not gonna sound the same. It's like my my favorite seve curl and dana. Carvey moment german. Say nice things. Have you heard that google. I have all my god really quick before we end the show. I'm gonna play this. This is from the dana carvey. Show back in the day. When you know dana carvey show. Let me see if it'll play through here. Make sure i got to set up really quick the taco bell. Can you hear that yup yup okay. It's one minute law. Just lessen the taco bell dana carvey show would like to present germans who say nice things off in to me violate get laws. Y'all talk what you are not getting eight. That's one of my favorites kids ever like.
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
"carvey" Discussed on Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
"And then that birds which are so always involved bugs for no reason. They weren't even any funny bloopers. Nothing even got broken like no chandeliers fell from the ceiling like actual bloopers. These were all like oh. Some people's are okay. Linen taste started dancing. Wow that's a real that's hiring. That's a real blooper. The blooper for me was that i saw greg smiling. I'm like wait. a second. Wait when did easy mo. Learn the muscles on the side of his face to get his mouth to smile. That's hilarious your did. They mean the show that when they were like. Oh no great has today anytime we do. The ro cermony. He's like stop the ceremony. Now i was like wait a minute. You can't be talking about like the dude who i almost want them to put on suicide watch. You can't be talking about that dude. The one that scene like he needs zoloft because he's just looked so sad all the time There's no way i was like. There's the blue. They accidentally showing who he really is us. We're not supposed to know that. Apparently while in the coming attractions he's doing a lot more crying and looking address. It for this episode. I am going to edit and post this and you guys are gonna get this. This show tonight And we're gonna go record our deep feelings about michael's departure. no yes. it is time so make sure you join patriot. If you're not already so you can hear we ill. Dana carvey widow man. Yes okay.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"Triad of Comedy" featuring Don Friesen, Steve Smith, and "Mr. Bullhorm" Glen Super Show #75 - burst 01
"Right now one of the funniest on the road ladies and gentlemen. Here's done freezing talking appliances in the next couple of years ago but talk to your kitchen. Is that gonna help our lives. Life done goofy burke. Microwave say cook you say how hot the blender and the toes we'll keep you up on that was Losing weight and have fridges pissed. Cheer loud he took it wrong. Going to couples. Counseling blender with issues. You know enough cities with your toaster. On the dr phil show. So you're just and he just want to come home. Have your bread all ready to go up. They know understand guys. Never see that coming like Yeah that's pretty much what i do. Who do you think you like a dr phil. Alarm clock heavy great. How can you sleep through that. You need to wake up. You need to wake up. Wake up this news more than twice as war. Were you walk in the jimmy j. christmas. Did i miss a turn off to crazy town here
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"carvey" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"Happy. I think that's good flakes. Correct me frosted flakes not feel you shut out. My buttocks are not tingling. Pastored god it from blood and sections and they built frosted flakes. They build. how can they filled from cold cereal. Please i'm being so cruel tonight. I'm sorry. I gotta take care. Take a drink on a hot day and just like just incredibly intense. that's got. Could you do that somewhere else. 'cause we're going to bomb it. Thank you very much really. Are you guys been watching lifestyles of the rich and famous this. Show bum you out. You know need to want to see this honey. Look there's some things we'll never have. I love this guy robin leads. The host never talks in a normal tone of voice on rubber league. Slide styles returned famous on yelling. No i can't stop yelling. I don't know why. I love the guests. They have. what are they. Dig these people up. Oil billion out muggy magoo got gig. Go though gay. That's his first name. He's worth a total of a billion dollars. You up one thousand nine hundred homes. He has twelve million clause. That's why you're watching this show and made no sense at all. Sorry manifest up which people went with you. i no pressure in the room comedians. Put pressure on you there jobs. Don't go get really uptight and hostile. You know the kind of comedy. I'm talking about not at all. Police generals lam. Aren't you as as i am. Sober people could shut up. Audience is like fully self contained. I don't know like a camper something. Turn your chairs around. Who'd saturday some of these people are their own little bomb go. Yeah here's another joke. You'll hate my stuff doesn't go over. I come back at you twice as people. Because i care i say we take life too seriously myself included. We just have to be silly you know. Just do silly things the world so crazy who can figure it out. Just walk down the street. Someone says what time is it. Just look at your watch and go. Well it's pretty light why he might answer back That's what i thought you could make a special friend. Silly walk into a supermarket. Walk up the guy. Excuse me excuse me. Could you tell me where the frozen fish is please. Why not what do you got to lose. You'll live once twice. Max tim anything's putting us down in life. We got to go on an ego trip just to stay equal like if you shampoo your hair and it turns out like whip crap on top of your head just horrible i say just fluff it up and cop an attitude man. Just walk down the street walk up to people. Hey like it this way. Man this vertical flip off the settlement head. I plan that baby. So why don't we let people control you have friends. You cancel casual social plans. And they get really annoyed have friends. I've a friend. His name is jim. Goes you go in the movie tomorrow. And i go on. Sorry i forgot. I won't be able to make and he goes. It's just a movie. I don't need that. My life is that was the next thing he said. I say we gotta be like rockstars. Rockstars do whatever they want. Now people like prince calls prints sting. I like his music. He calls himself sting his real name. Is gordon you woke up. Apparently one day and said all these stain. That's gotta be gutsy things to ask your friends to call you. Don't you think guys. That'd be an embarrassing moment. Excuse me can we stop playing cards for just a moment of an announcement mowing coating me. Sting you my name. Is mike this buddy. Scratch so back. Aw is cute top you wear no. I said i don't know why. Yeah the world's just insane. I remember my dad taught us kids about the world. My dad bud. Bud kirby from zulu montana but dad always talked to noises. I think that was one of the things about maybe laugh kids. Hey hey hey. Did your dad do this at. Hey hey hey. Hey hey hey. Hey y'all you bring it back all you gotta do that. Hey hey hey hey click you want to go. Hey hey pipe it. This guy had a rough childhood. He slept on a car. Seat had applesauce sandwiches had a bike with no wheels and no frame just a seat which he'd hop the school on what he told us. My dad hated long hair more than anything grew up in a different air. Believe the sixty longhair longhair on a man homos fruit.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"Cavalcade of Comedy" stars Dana Carvey, George Wallace, Dennis Wolfberg & Steve Smith Show #71 - burst 1
"One. They man remind me a new york. Taxi cab driver yes. Yes one of the lowest come on man who had not only a truculent attitude but name the head nine consecutive concerts to break the tension with humor. I said you speak english. You people laughing and you didn't even live off with this man. Apparently had his sense of humor surgically removed when he passed on immigration and thus began. An interchange that was that would have done the house of commons proud. He loved me. I shall though when he called me. Not so much. A person as orifice great manigault language. I was impressed with his knowledge of anatomical barge can only one the sun. Don't i responded by suggesting that he had been born without the benefit of wedlock responded by suggesting that i was a practitioner of incest. I responded by suggesting that he was the offspring of a female. Canine then suggested that. I do something to myself. I told the bligh's might have resulted in my becoming pregnant late endowment. He must've taught me hermaphroditic not to mention double jointed and in fact. I said hope you enjoyed that short. Set from one of my favorites. Dennis wolfsburg where
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"carvey" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"And emcee dot com. There's a way for you to leave messages. That could end up on the show. Okay let's jump into this coming up later on a long set of very funny stand-ups at from one thousand nine hundred. Six of dana carvey dana was one of those acts that started off. We were one of his first headlining clubs who worked for me quite a bit in the eighties before he became quite famous. But in this particular show from nineteen eighty six. We're going to hear about a third of his normal headlining set as a headliner. He was Easily able to do fifty minutes to sixty minutes seventy minutes of material and then sometimes he added music and it would just go on and on and very very funny. has you'll see by this Longer set that's gonna come up. It's about ten to fifteen minutes. Now before that. I have three other headliners that are doing short sets. But i think you'll get a chance to get a taste of their comedy and enjoy their standup so closing the show today. We have dana. Carvey as i just mentioned and right before dana we have our very first headliner doing a set a little bit later george wallace. Who was a very first headliner. Nineteen eighty this particular set is from the mid nineties. He is known as mr vegas nine only. Dd amazon room at the flamingo. In las vegas for almost two decades but he has done television movies. You name it. He's been all over our very first headliner. Went on to huge success in here. You're gonna get a snippet of his comedy from the mid nineties now. Before we get to mr wallace. We have a nice short set from dennis. Wolfsburg this gentleman is a headline or out of new york city. He used to be a schoolteacher. Who transitioned into stand up comedy and you'll see why he is just so funny This short set is from the late eighties. And i know you'll enjoy it. So you know all the comedy here was recorded live at my club in sacramento. But i did want to point out that. The recording quality changed over the years in some of the shows. Don't sound clear the others in this particular. Podcast it's going to be a little bit more difficult to hear. Dennis will burg george. Wallace are second and third act. So just keep that in mind but if you listen closely you hear some great comedy in starting things off. One of our top headliners that worked at the clubs all through the eighties and the nineties. Steve smith now. Steve is out of los angeles still is instill still performs regularly. He's a very talented headliner and work for laughs unlimited all through the eighties and nineties. He's appeared several times on tv and actually had a couple of spot appearances in a few movies. But right now. Let's hear a short comedy set from our first of four headliners in our cavalcade of comedy. Here he is. Ladies and gentlemen steve smith live on stage to alaska to long way way past faster dina take up by five. And then they have the weirdest weather in alaska. You probably know this. The where last located in the summertime. The sun will stay out for twenty two twenty four hours a day. Twenty two hours of sun. Birds are going nuts. Com sucks jar. Sports alaska no pro sports l. a. Now the regio. Yeah you're right. Yeah no pro. Sports atlantic evert. Alaska watch the local news. Watch them try to report on sports. They don't have now john with sports. Bob kind of fish joe. The dish bob. They're big sporting event in alaska is a dog sled race. The i did run. This people are nuts. it's a two week dachshund race from anchors. Two weeks you your dogs a sled twelve hundred miles and at times seventy below zero. Well sign me up. Dogs are excited about running two weeks and seventy blow weather. No those dogs are tricked. Hey guys go for what one guys wanted five times. A woman lady says one four times. Her name is susan butcher. She pretty amazing. This actually happened to her about four years ago. Susan butcher leading the idea. Terachi's the middle of alaska middle of no where she's kicking ass. No one's around her. She's gonna win and she loses. No one's around her and she goes what jingles no jam. Pms puppy look shopping mall. Stop doggies. I think somebody said it the dog into clear..
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
A highlight from Standup Comedy "Mo Better Interview" with Comic Moe Betterman Show #70
"John boyle was the the mc and hose. And the first one to you know. Give me a shot during stand up. You know the first five minutes of your stand up commuter and you'd think you're on fire you want to go on to carson after that He was the one was my comedy mentor in the beginning. It very beginning. Oh that's really cool. I know that when you came and started hanging out at my clubs. I immediately latched onto your talent. Not only are you a funny comic but just a you have a humorous personality. You find comedy and in almost any conversation in. I know that. I totally took advantage of her talents. I had u m c. Some of my shows you were An open mic or. You did some of my concerts some of the laps in the park. You were a big part of those early days allows unlimited hopefully like me. You have good memories of those times. You know what i don something. Everything's a new and fresh and in real before you get an all jaded and those were good times. Those were good times. You know Now when i go on stage you know. It's like a coal professional. Don't get nervous as back then as a kid. You're going to stay your nervous. All these jokes going through your head. Am i going to be funny today now. And i go and said i don't care i'm getting funny the a check long as the check times. Good you know sometimes comedies magic. Sometimes it's just a
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"The Magnificent 7" Kermit Apio, Tim Bedore, Laurie Kilmartin, Bob Dubac & More Show #69 - burst 1
"Might be good. Morning really was a heavy affection. Was laurie kilmartin. She went on to fame and fortune as a television writer at very
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"Split-Man" Andy Gross & Diane Nichols Show 10b - burst 1
"I actually got the call from you one day. It was like a monday or tuesday. Never forget i get the call. Say hey can you come to work the club. I said this is great. Yeah when you should like tomorrow or the next day or two on thursday through sunday deal. So i was excited. This is my first big break. Then i real club aac club. And i was ecstatic so i flew up right away. Gotta take it got where you pick me up. Never forget you drive me around and we gotta stop it this Thrift store your or whatever. Okay club whatever. Sure so shopping club. And then you explain to me said this is supposed to be all ladies twenty weekend all female comedians y- while yeah and you told me so one of them got sick so i've got this idea that you just come out wearing dress so we're going to go in the store and get your address. You didn't give you much time to think or talk about you so we're just going to go in and get that trust. I'm thinking uh okay. All right okay. I'll go with this. You know in in times of challenges like losing a featured act and need to replace somebody in an all women's show you got to be quick on your feet exactly and you know what but you we address. We got a couple of them. Just in case you didn't match me or something and but you you were really professional about. I'll never forget. I was gone. I went along with it. No problem but the way you introduced it you just you said what happened. Hey one of the girls had to drop out so we have a special guest for you and you set it up perfect. I came out. I wore the dress. Her you know minute took it off in the win about doing and it was my first real big break and the chat went great. You had me back in back and back and back and were big big Part of me getting into comedy and learning comedy because that was a near stage more than any other stage and really really helped me to this day asleep. We were in a position to offer people that we thought had the potential. And i at that time we had more than one club and so we could give people a lot of work. Give him an opportunity to grow and people like you and paula poundstone and We were the first stop for garry. Shandling out of tucson arizona. The first stop for will durst Doing political comedy so we were the first headlining room that a lot of people got to work and we took that seriously and worked really hard with the entertainers to help them
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"Blind Laughter" Interview & set with Alex Valdez Show #66 - burst 1
"Your partner jim. O'brien was with a different comic in a comedy duo cold of brian and severa and they had actually worked my club a couple times and then we the way i recall it us. Avera said hey. I don't wanna do this anymore. And my future's not in comedy. And then the next thing we knew it was o'brien vow dez and you guys were terrific together soon. And i think stronger than o'brien and severa. I don't want to step in any toes but that was my personal thinking. Did jim approach you about being his partner. Yes he did. Yes he certainly did and i wanna talk about a couple of things that you brought up their number one. Yeah jimmy and kenny were together for about eleven years. Oh yes. They had some really strong road. Experience day open for a lot of. They became very very popular on the college circuit. Remember back in the late seventies early eighties holidays were booking comedians. Right left to do concerts and being also booked on the open for major rock bands. You know right right. So so jimmy and kenny. They did a lot of that in the late seventies and early eighties. And then you're right. Can you decided to Jump out of comedy he had had enough. I think of the road and everything. And and maybe jimmy and then And thank you. Thank you and Well for all the comics that listened to your podcast they product to. They're they're they're rolling around on the floor right now and and jim approach to me and and jim really honestly approached me. He told me later he said you know. I'm the headliner right now. And if i go back to being a solo act on gonna step back and have the be a feature or an opener for a while. And i don't wanna do that but if i team up with a blind guy that may the team pretty unique and We can step right into headline so at that time i was just an opening up and you know every now and then i featured so i forget but so we really. Yeah you guys were goods but there was some marketing thought behind it Jim jim was trying to maintain his success path as a comedy duo in needed. Fill kenza veras position because you guys had already worked together. He was pretty aware of you and who you were. Because let's be honest for the podcast audience if you hadn't thought about it when you're comedy team that's actually more stressful than a marriage because you're not only sharing so much of your lives and and being blind just makes it exponentially harder but still It's it goes beyond the relationship because it's also business relationship and comedy teams. Don't historically last that long. Obviously there's a few that have done really well. You know a laurel and hardy and in some of the classics but in the modern comedy age there has not been a lot of comedy duos that lasted very long because of the difficulties and u. n. Jimmy made it last. I didn't realize it went till two thousand thirteen. That's a long
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Taking Teenage Boys to Europe Is a Waste of Time
"Never take teenage boys to europe. It's a waste of time and money don't do it. They don't care about a statue of david. I thought it was gorgeous. They just laughed for like two hours. Balls thought it was when they as funny. We went to italy and my wife studied italian for a year so she could speak and everything. So i'm in the gym and i'm on the treadmill and it went faster. It said difficult. And i thought i can speak italian if i add vow and cop an attitude. So we're in coamo. I know we're there waiting for the boat to come. What whatever the ferry and my wife's looking trying to figure out. I asked when it's going to arrive and i just leaned in and went to both deep worked was our interpreter for a week. Because when you go on lake como every boat driver goes you like george clooney's house. They're obsessed with. George clooney pitchers in every restaurant of george so after the ten time i just yells at the guy a sick clooney. I- heard him under his breath. Go bungee folk into bucci. We went to rome. Okay so roma's unbelievable i. We were in the roman coliseum and my wife and i are having the time of our life its history. Its role my god. My son eighteen the time. No exaggeration literally said this. Is this really much our gonna.
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Carlos Alazraqui From "Reno 911" Interview and Comedy Set Show #64 - burst 01
"And voices when you were a kid or did you develop that as a teen in young adult through the or my parents from south. America dad british educated with no accident. My mom got nathan and then head over my friend. Kevin thousand started though scotland. One too many haney the signed. Feel as it on donny. And i'm hearing lethal their body. You'll hear way easing cow. Tow free of dialect is so dialects. Got you started. I think like every other kid. I'm watching. tv like hey listen if you stay ahead. We'll watch monty python. And so hearing all these dial in sounds. I just soak it up and started spitting it out on stage. I knew that i could be worse than that. Sort of hide behind us. You know i was always mba of the comedians. That could come out as them sell. And get you on wolf word or lois bromfield that well big carlos it. I mean everybody in show business. If you're really going to succeed you need a hook and for some people. It's their look like imo. Fill up some people. It's their attitude. Like bobby slayton other people. It's it's pure seinfeld atlano. It's their way to relate to everyday life in a funny way. There was nothing wrong. In fact. I think it's an attribute if you can take something like your voice characterizations in sound effects. It you could do and meld it with professional Creative comedy to the point where you're entertaining a bunch of strangers. I mean you're not just cracking up your brother sister. You're doing stuff that everybody enjoys. That's a big difference. My friends thing funny but just stepping in out of the front row and putting your feet on stage turning around and see an audience hold if your it exciting skydiver. fifteen years. I started in ninety five and went through two thousand ten. But you can watch videos this guy diving and watching the video on the ground and you go okay. I know what's going to happen. But once you get up on that plane and that door opens and that sound is coming the win and you keep playing. You're like what the after my doing. That's you know that's an analogy. Haven't heard before. But i think it's perfect because a lot of people wanna think they can be a stand up comic. Wanna try being a stand up comic and the one of the biggest fears to get over is getting out on stage and talking in front of a bunch of strangers and actually being able to talk intelligently and watching it making it look easy and then doing it is a whole different thing. Just like skydiving. My were my suit of armor. You
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Using Celebrities (MM #3609)
"The with kevin mason mentioned last week. I was a little disappointed to hear that super bowl ads. This year won't include coca cola pepsi. Budweiser still a lot of advertisers. It took them a while to sell the advertising but they got it done but from everything. I've read this year. More companies are going to be using celebrities than ever before make sense. Celebrities are pretty easy. You got to pay a little bit more. I guess to get the bang for the buck. But everybody's gonna talk about the ads with celebrities in them now. I haven't seen any ads so far. That just heard about some of the ads. I know we'll farrell is going to be one. I've seen a teaser from gm. Mike myers and dana. Carvey look back to wayne's world and guess parody commercial ashton kutcher and his wife mila kunis are in a commercial for cheetos. I think we've shaggy the singer. Michael jordan matthew mcconaughey. They're gonna be in commercials to as are of course sports stars terry bradshaw peyton manning ally manning marshawn lynch all going to be in commercials together. So obviously we're gonna see a lot of celebrities this year. A lot of big stars in the long run because of this pandemic. You wanna make sure you're talked about and that isn't always so easy.
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Using Celebrities (MM #3609)
"The with kevin mason mentioned last week. I was a little disappointed to hear that super bowl ads. This year won't include coca cola pepsi. Budweiser still a lot of advertisers. It took them a while to sell the advertising but they got it done but from everything. I've read this year. More companies are going to be using celebrities than ever before make sense. Celebrities are pretty easy. You got to pay a little bit more. I guess to get the bang for the buck. But everybody's gonna talk about the ads with celebrities in them now. I haven't seen any ads so far. That just heard about some of the ads. I know we'll farrell is going to be one. I've seen a teaser from gm. Mike myers and dana. Carvey look back to wayne's world and guess parody commercial ashton kutcher and his wife mila kunis are in a commercial for cheetos. I think we've shaggy the singer. Michael jordan matthew mcconaughey. They're gonna be in commercials to as are of course sports stars terry bradshaw peyton manning ally manning marshawn lynch all going to be in commercials together. So obviously we're gonna see a lot of celebrities this year. A lot of big stars in the long run because of this pandemic. You wanna make sure you're talked about and that isn't always so easy.
The Mason Minute
Using Celebrities (MM #3609)
"The with kevin mason mentioned last week. I was a little disappointed to hear that super bowl ads. This year won't include coca cola pepsi. Budweiser still a lot of advertisers. It took them a while to sell the advertising but they got it done but from everything. I've read this year. More companies are going to be using celebrities than ever before make sense. Celebrities are pretty easy. You got to pay a little bit more. I guess to get the bang for the buck. But everybody's gonna talk about the ads with celebrities in them now. I haven't seen any ads so far. That just heard about some of the ads. I know we'll farrell is going to be one. I've seen a teaser from gm. Mike myers and dana. Carvey look back to wayne's world and guess parody commercial ashton kutcher and his wife mila kunis are in a commercial for cheetos. I think we've shaggy the singer. Michael jordan matthew mcconaughey. They're gonna be in commercials to as are of course sports stars terry bradshaw peyton manning ally manning marshawn lynch all going to be in commercials together. So obviously we're gonna see a lot of celebrities this year. A lot of big stars in the long run because of this pandemic. You wanna make sure you're talked about and that isn't always so easy.
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"carvey" Discussed on NewsRadio KFBK
"The KFBK Morning News with Kristina Mendoza and Sam Shane. News 93.1 KFBK. They were back. 2020 man, That was a great year. Well, we got not. Wayne and Garth are back. Wayne's World stars. Mark Myers, Dana Carvey Gonna reunite their characters for and over eats Super Bowl commercial. It'll be fun. It'll be good or not, You know, it's retro people like retro right now, that might be those who will be aged like I find cheese and wine. Let's get outside and check. Africa. Now Brian Nobles has more. This report is run by the center of the Sierra Health Foundation. Still sorting out some details regarding an accident up on highway 50 at I towels were a little earlier Someone hit a tree. Now CHP Last we saw indicated the westbound side of the roadway was blocked. They've since dropped the incident count trend, says Highway 50 is closed nine miles west of diapers. But nonetheless taking look at speed senses. It looks like we are seeing some slowing in both directions there, but no indication the roadways completely blocked, but nonetheless, keep an eye on it. Posted a home freeways around Sacramento looked pretty good 80 from Roseville. Nine minutes gets into the cab city split nine more on the cap city gets Hit it down. Count your 30 minutes in from Elk Grove on either five or 99. Had a report of an accident on the South bound side of I five. Assume this but that doesn't appear to be causing a delay. 50 westbound from Folsom 18 minutes in from Woodland on I five. It's 2016 minutes to do the drive in from Davis Covert 19 Vaccines air here. The vaccines are safe, effective and available at no cost. They're being distributed through affair and phased approach. When it's your turn, get vaccinated and keep wearing a mask because together we can end the pandemic traffic on the tens, every 10 minutes mornings and afternoons news 93.1. FBK forecast time rain in the valley Still in the high country all day today than tomorrow. We're looking at a chance of rain in the morning in the valley and snow in the high country that in the afternoon could be clearing up with highs near 54 in the Valley Inn in Sun a sunny on Thursday, Kristina.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
Show 48 "Pals for over 60 years" Willie Tyler & Lester - burst 02
"The thing part is it's fine makes you feel good the music's playing and you singing. That's one and it goes. It goes well with the comedy. I think you know. A lot of comedy variety shows would have comic and then a singer and they do tend to work well together but lester. You're one of the few professionals that pull off both comedy and singing so brilliantly bragging. When working with motown i still watch. Tv wondering watch little stevie wonder back in those days and all the temptations. And i learned. I learned from them as watch. You can watch the music and and everything like that. It made me feel made me feel real Willie i know. You're still in the room does we. Don't speak here. you're both there so did did the watching those guys kinda help train you as well as lester. Yes it's it was fun to do the fun things about singing music. Music is like Like let's see rachel was very charles. Ninetieth birthday anniversary is in september. Twenty third and it was like we did a a video a tribute to him on on his website celebrating his ninetieth birthday on that in that particular. Little thing that we did we talked about his songs and songs made you feel good. It makes you feel sad and it and it made you. You know it and that's the same kind of thing with music music and be You know put particular song can make you feel make you jump up and down and dance and another one can make the to sit down and think about what happened yesteryear. What happened that. you know. Years before music connects with people's emotions. And that's why So many people like to sing and enjoy singing. And what's interesting is that you were a very talented are very talented singer. But you are a tremendous stand comic I know lester you had some great jokes in those days. The punchline and he used to he was straight man. I was the guy that did remember you being funnier than willie. That's good will i. I had one more question for leicester. If you've got a minute leicester back back in one thousand nine hundred eighty five you me and willie work together on a fox forty tv special a one hour show and we had you and willie as the host of that show. We had some very big names. Like dave clear and dana carvey on that show but what was interesting. Lester is i let you drive my pink cadillac as part of the opening of this show. Have you done a lot of driving. That was that was first. I and last time. Well it you can see why it's my last time i got to tell you. We do have all that on tape and it was really exciting in a little scary for me as the owner leicester i gotta be honest. Have you driving my car. But i was the big car. Yeah that was. That was a big pink convertible. It was an amazing car bed. You did a great job driving it and even though it was a little little sketchy you're a little heavy on the break There was no damage. And i just want to say thank you but i did. I was able to stop though. Oh yeah oh yeah you did in fact if you remember you kind of fun forward and willie had to save you. Yeah got right in front of the club almost late. that's why we'll say It was a real honor having you and willie as emc of that show. It was our first of three tv shows. We did too short series. One for abc nbc. But it was the fox one hour special having you is the professional. Mc really added some validity in in style in class to that first production. So thank you. That was a fun night. You don't we really like that club because this idea you know. The club was downstate. Well it's sort of hard to explain but it's down. It was downstairs basement. Level rate shows at the shows. People would go upstairs. We had a little magic stuff going on right and people go up there after the shows when we would hang out a also and But place to be. I
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
Show 6a Comedy via Radio, Music, & TV Redux Aleck, Kaner, & Goldthait - burst 2
"One album or yours. Dez gainers the top forty. How long george benson stumble into walls on quay cores rulli nelson. Maybe i should have loved you and could have maybe longer than i would have with. You always online nerves. The rolling stones Aw that's all i remember. That's good laugh georgia. Proper blew my son last night. That's why i drive right through the red lights. Glock must be slow to people that understood that a
Houston Matters
Dr. Umair Shah Reflects On Time As Houston's Harris County Health Authority, Ahead Of New Washington State Role
"Harris county public health executive director. Dr shawn ounce tuesday. He's leaving the department. He's led since twenty thirteen to become washington state's new secretary of health. He joins us now. Dr shock congrats on the new gig. Welcome back to the show. Crag it's as you can imagine but Thanks for having me and thanks for the congratulations. Why have you decided to take on this new challenge in the state of washington. Well it's You know let me. Let me just say Again with mentioned about the sweet piece is that there's just so much that we have accomplished here and and so many incredible incredible staff members Department leadership and and just across the community cross county government but across the community. That have just done. Just such an amazing job It is really hard to leave. But i will tell you that what you know it. Opportunities are when they come before you and i was asked by governor ins lease Administration to join as the secretary of health. And it's an incredible privilege and honor to be asked for that And certainly i'm hopeful to be able to take that experience from here and what i've learned and been able to do here in harris county to state level and some excited about that. Would you characterize the challenges that washington state is facing as roughly the same as what we're facing here when it comes to the pandemic. Oh craig here's the thing so it it. We're all facing the same way. So i in fact i got this question yesterday from a reporter in in seattle and it was a very Very much a question. That i thought was interesting and it was about well. You know the state is big and it's diverse and you know it's got red and blue areas and it's got urban areas and it's got suburban areas and scott rural areas and not. Everybody has agreed on how we should fight the pandemic So what what are your thoughts about coming into that. And i thought that kind of sounds like harris county So you know it's it's seven point six million people it's it's larger than obviously harris county and in population and certainly size. But i will tell you that it. It is also true that throughout this pandemic what we are facing here in our community is similar to what we're facing across texas across the country and across the globe now everything is manifesting differently. So fortunately we although we've been seeing increases and yes. These are concerning trends here within our region. We're not seeing that same level that you've seen in el paso or other parts of texas other parts of the country now again we can't let our our eyes off the the the ball here because very quickly as you talked over the month things can change and when they change. They changed quickly. And so we've got to do everything we can to prevent it from happening in the first place. And that's why we've got a strategic opportunity right before the holidays to get things Right and for community to heed the call to to really change the behaviors that were having over the holidays. And that's going to really drive. You know what's going to happen for us in the next chapter for you know for our community. What's next for harris county health leadership. Well you know. Obviously county government is going to make a decision and You know. I'm leaving an incredibly strong Leadership team behind In fact you can see it on twitter. I tweeted it out recently and it's strong. It's experienced its diverse Dedicated passionate and that's what community wants from its public health leadership and so. I'm just incredibly proud of that team. Now it's never about the me. It's always about the we when when we do activities or we take on activities and so craig what i would say is that while i may be not here and cheering this community on from a distance that work continues and that team continues and they are here and they're ready but ultimately it's going to be county government and commissioner's court. Who's going to decide what they're going to do after i leave my last day. Here's december eighteenth What they're going to do after that in the interim period and certainly beyond that But i will tell you that we've got a great team and i'm hopeful that the community remembers the incredible work that we've done you know local health department of the year National accreditation Microsoft research Picking us as the only community in the country. The only health department the country for its project premonition We've you know we were ranked number two recently and peer rankings by seven hundred and forty local health departments across the country for who. They look to initiatives. There's a lot of incredible work that we've done and craig one that i know you're I've talked about this before. Related to animals When i started at the at the department as the director are leave alive rate animals. That left our shelter. Alive was was about fifteen percent. This is twenty twelve twenty thirteen. It is now ninety eight percent. We have actually changed the narrative. These are things that we have to be proud of as a community and as a as the government. I just really want to just say that. We can't do it alone. In this pandemic has shown this you know obviously harvey and katrina rita i e carvey all these hurricanes and tropical storms but also you know h one n one ebola zico now covid nineteen. We have a lot of work that continues. There's never a good time to leave. But i'm very proud of our department and our team and i'm excited about the fact that they're going to continue that that work into the future. What parting advice. Can you offer to huston. Ian the department and its initiatives not just about cove in the current surge in cases about the region's health and general. Well a two things. One is that look cova. Nineteen is a. It's a crisis it's pandemic it is. Let's not let's not let our focus off of that so What i've been calling twenty twentieth the first half of football game. It's the first half the holidays coming up here. We're going to be at halftime. Usually people take a charge Recharge during halftime they changed strategy. They think about what's up ahead. We know twenty twenty one's gonna be vaccines vaccines vaccines and certainly We've got to be readying ourselves for the second half so halftime so critical. So if you don't have to have thanksgiving holidays with a lot of people don't and fact Make him very small holidays. a few people your social bubble your immediate people in your family Don't travel do those kinds of things if you're gonna do those things. Please look at our website for safety precautions. That's the one thing koba. Nineteen craig the second thing. Let's remember the value proposition of of true health. Not just health care delivery about prevention about the investment in public health systems. The reason that we have got into some of this mess across the country is we have not appreciated the value of public health and prevention. And so we wait for people to get sick and then we try to do things. We wait for people to get injured and we try to do things. Let's invest upfront. And if we do that in county and city and and even state and federal governments we invest truly unhealth then we can have a healthier community. Dr rumor shaw's the soon to be departing executive director of harris county public health. Doctor shaw thanks very much. Thank you craig. It's been an honor to be with the all. These