40 Burst results for "Carson"
Fresh update on "carson" discussed on The Moth Radio Hour
"Even if I don't know what help my people. So I start driving And as soon as I start driving the GPS lady on the old lady told me to take the expressway. I know I keep driving part, especially I like positive spreads. Wait, the GPS lady and your lady told me to want you to go back in there. So I told him. Listen, both of you. If I get on the expressway, there's no way that I'll get you there A six of clubs I know a better route. So I take a story that is next Expressway. And I could drive beyond ice to it all the way into the street and Ending a sigh strip on another side Street Ali on a side street and I know this story. On the GPS lady like Michael, right? Rerouting. Make a left. Make a right. And your lady like you did last you long You don't know what you're going. How you keep driving on the lamp close to my destination. But I realized that I need to go is on Randall is a one way street goes with So my only choice is to take leg street. Yep. Legs pretty submit. I'm looking at a lifetime like I need to do it make a left. I'm going to Lake Street and there's no Carson next week. And I I made it all the way to meeting 11. You I had to turn right on. One more broken now be there got five minutes to spare. That's what I got, because his Michigan having you He's crazy with traffic on people. I will get stuck on traffic. One minute passes. You mean it's the light changes and the car's barely moved and we get talking like right at the light. One minute passes on another minute passes. And in the light changes. I make it through the intersection and I said Park Six of block. I say we made it. And your lady is going to go downstairs. Don't make me be late..
Cyberstalked: Cari Lea Farver
"Because we like to do that we do so carries parents were Nancy and denny. And they fell in love with Nancy's just nineteen years old and then he was twenty one. They got married in nineteen seventy then in nineteen, seventy, two, their son Adam was born. Followed by Carey in nineteen seventy four. Nancy chose Adams name. So then he was to choose Carrie's name. Nancy wanted to name their daughter Kelly. Yes but after Kerry, well, yeah I guess Danny had seen this young girl singer on the Johnny Carson show I think it was really liked her thought she was talented and like the name Kerry. But then he changed the spelling to see a R. I Which I guess. Kind of. Plagued Carey in her youth because everyone was always misspelling her name. You gotta be careful with that. Right you do and this is before there were so many made up spellings like there are now me now you know that they're going to have special spellings of the kids names a lot of the time whatever whatever name you pick. Yeah exactly. The double E. The L. G. H. You know. All different variations, but anyway, Kerry had a hard time with people. Either mispronouncing or misspelling her name because of that. These were young kids when they got married they didn't have a lot of money at least early on. Danny work two jobs. And then finally he got a good paying position as an insurance actuary. This folks actually make pretty good money. Nancy was a skilled secretary. She is always organized and efficient. But like a lot of young marriages, it didn't last. So and Adam was four and can carry with eighteen months. Old Appearance got divorced. Adam maintain a close relationship with his father. Kerry was young when the divorce happened. So she was closer to her mother. But then he was a good father and carry visited him often as she got older. In nineteen seventy nine Nancy had been on her own for three years and it had been nine years since she had spoken to her high school sweetheart mark rainy. Nancy and mark were children together and their parents were really good friends. So in their parents would get together when they were kids Nancy and mark would play together along with their siblings. Now, once she was in junior high nancy began to notice mark romantically and he was one year ahead of her in school, but they continued to see each other. Nancy was shy and mark was the class clown and they were a couple from the time. She was fourteen until she completed high school. They used to go out on double dates go to concerts dances the whole nine yards. Yard then she met Denny and dump them right or are they broken up before I know of it was that simple? I mean, they attended different colleges. So mark was an art major in Missouri and Nancy went to business school in des, Moines Iowa, and that's where she met Denny. So I wouldn't say she dumped mark. You know that kind of thing happens that does yeah. So by the summer of Nineteen seventy-nine, Nancy had been a single mom for a while. And when she is invited to a friend's wedding back in her hometown of Macedonia.
Fresh update on "carson" discussed on WIP Programming
"We no one thought it and then things broke the right way. Things went the right way. So I truly do believe in the NFL that if you're of a certain level, then Yes, anything can happen. You're the year I just look at this team and I just feel like I'm not expecting it. Is more well the Niners Aaron entering team to bring up because if you compare the two I think we both agree. Doug and Kyle Shanahan. Elite head coaches, Carson went to Jimmy Garoppolo. We can debate the town discrepancy Similar is way better. Whatever we could debate that another way that okay like night and day. I disagree, but they're both similar to patients. They have They both worn an A C l like The Niners and the Eagle should be in similar situations. I get the kettle is younger, and that is an impact. A major factor don't get me wrong, but we saw the Niners Pake. It'll like if the Eagles trader it's that does say a lot of it where they really think they are. 21559 to 94 94 coming up next, Elliot. We think Will be down at the Nova care complex this week. We'll get his thoughts on what's gonna be going on down there. What he's going to see plus your calls. It's Elliot. It's James. It's Gobert's radio. We're coming right back. Fence of Philly is joined.
Hermosa Beach will enforce a face mask requirement in crowded parts of the city
"Health ordinance, officers from a private consulting firm will be on the lookout for people refusing to wear masks starting Saturday. The urgency ordinance to require face coverings was approved last week. It applies to areas like all city parks, the downtown area, the pier and the beats when people are out of the water. People eating and kids under two are also exempt. The police chief says the help is welcome to keep people safe and to stop the spread, which will speed up reopening the local economy. Find started started 100 100 bucks bucks and and go go up up to to $500 $500 for for repeat repeat offenders. offenders. Corbin Corbin Carson Carson KO KO Phi Phi
Fresh "Carson" from WIP Programming
"Receivers as you are. But let me tell you, I think your analysis of the running back position is spot on. I think the running back position might be the deepest on the team. I agree with you about the undrafted guys for sure. And what I really like about them is the one coach on this team outside of Doug, that shown that he can develop guises. Deuce. We haven't seen them do it in any other position. So deuce, I think and get him going, But outside of just undrafted guys. I think. Miles Sanders in Boston Scada when the best running back to those in the league period like they do what you want from running backs these days. Both catch it out of the backfield last last year of the last four weeks, when Boston and Miles really played together, they were two of the most productive receiving running backs in the NFL. Like they could go downfield. They're dangerous and open space. So I 100 cent agree with you. I think the running back position on this team is maybe the deepest and maybe the best. Overall position on the team. Wow. And I think Earth all keepers because and when we got there, little chemistry, Mom and you've got three or four more good years in health, that chemistry that you like the head. I gotta have his little tight in his security blanket in the Titan is like One of the most important thing for me a quarterback, So I just my opinion, man. I'm I'm behind my joy every week Making please. Please don't like it's a pleasure, man. Thanks for calling something He just brought up made me think of something else. So Three or four more years was accurate. I would agree that's probably true. Like two trades Actors for a first round pick. I get that, like the value might be good there. But the window to win with Carson went is right now, like the window to win with Carson. Well, you hope the window is is an extended window, right? But I hope whatever you want, I'm just saying Carson is going to 28 at the end of the year. He's it look, theoretically athletically. He is entering that prime type of his his life. So erratically where I described what you said, and I think it's a key distinction to make. He is not entering. He should be in it right. He's like I'm 27 years old is generally considered people's athletic peak is what right so that that's the point I would make about trading hurts away is I get the value of it. I get the long term play of it. If you're going to win with Carson, you're more than likely going to do it in the next two or three years. Maybe, you know, maybe four or five if he ages well, but like Carson's not young anymore, Carson is what you hope that I mean at that position and granite. He has to mature and develop and learn to play the game, different ways and all that type of stuff. But in theory, I mean, we mean Brady's obviously the extreme, but we see quarterbacks play into their late thirties and and B. Right, but But my wallet is in terms of Carson being like Carson should be at his best in my opinion right now, because they drafted what a guy because he relies on athleticism. You would say yes. For the version of cars once we see right now, The athletic ability is a major part of that, so I don't I'm not. Completely disagreeing with you. I'm just saying, I think it should be slightly longer than you're implying, And it definitely could be. But overall point I'm making is like we should not be trading away assets to help win in 34 years like first round picks to get you expect them to contribute sooner If they trader its very first round pick in 2021 That player realistically should not be expected to make the same impact Earth's does. Until what his second year So you're talking about 2020 for 2023. Like Carson needs help. Now Carson is on his second deal. He's had already two major injuries. He suffered a concussion like Carson needs help. Now to help him win. Yeah, we all hope Look, I hope in eight years we're still talking about car stinks. I think it's amazing to talk about, but realistically, we need to look at this as the window is not as big as it used to be his order he's in his fifth year, he suffered injuries. So you have to help him win now and keeping Zach Ertz does that. Let's go to King impression. Talk to mad Mike. Mike mad today. I'm always Here's my thing. My overarching pieces. That I always calling with. Is that how he rose into the garbage GM and I'll tailor it. So what words it's quite a thesis. Really quick, Mike. So this past week we recorded a pod on the Gilberts pot talking about how you and I swear on my life I thought of you during the pot. I was like, I know the one guy's gonna call in and talk about this, But go ahead. Make me feel very, very appreciated. No, Here's the thing right? The Eagles are a complete dumpster fire right now they're cap for next year is completely is a mess. They they keep signing players because They have some emotional connection to the players. I we need Joe Banner like Joe Banner tight GM back. It's not Joe Banner. I take Joe Banner back hard, but here's the problem is You can't keep giving contract players then because of what they did in the past, and I love that.
President Trump calls for legal action to stop Nevada mail-in voting
"Litigation. After Nevada lawmakers approved a bill it would send mail in ballots to all active voters for the fall election from member station K. U NR Paul Berger has more In a tweet. Trump criticized the bill is outrageous and called on Republican Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel to file a suit against the state. Republicans, including the president, have voiced strong opposition devoting by mail, claiming the process is rife with fraud. But when pressed by lawmakers for any evidence of vote tampering during Nevada's recent, mostly mail in primary in June Nevada's Republican Secretary of state, Barbara Sagansky, said no, we have not had any cases of fraud that have been reported to us. Trump also threatened to take legal action against Nevada in that election. For NPR NEWS. I'm Paul Berger in Carson City, California Fire officials
Fresh update on "carson" discussed on Inside the Huddle
"Q B that high, even in the second round, Carson with the injuries better be looking over his shoulder. When he's healthy, he's great, but you know the old saying about availability. If he goes down again, I think it ends up being jail. It hurts with his head with this type of leadership. I think it ends up being his job to lose. Disagree. 855 to 1 to four. CBS up next. The Big 10 and Pac 12 Fan's Guide to.
Appeals court overturns death penalty for Boston Marathon bomber
"A federal appeals court has overturned. Boston Marathon bomber Joe Carson EVs death penalty sentence. Jeff Mackay tells us what the judge is. The judge's decision means the 2013 attack killed three people and wounded more than 260 others. What the U. S First Circuit Court of Appeals in Boston did was. It upheld much of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's conviction but ordered a lower court judge now to hold a new trial strictly over the penalty. Tsarnaev should receive the death penalty eligible crimes that he was convicted of. The federal appeals court says the judge who oversaw the case didn't adequately screen jurors for potential biases. It ordered a new penalty phase trial on whether the now 27 year old should be executed.
Fresh update on "carson" discussed on Glen Macnow and Ray Didinger
"Your X ray will be done there. The doctor will see you there. The labs are there for you. And then the nurses that work with you, Kaiser. They make you feel so at home. They're there to meet you. I would not be alive today. If I had not had. I feel really, really great knowing. Is the place that I go to make sure that I can maintain good health. Every medical case is unique to one of the chef's most regretful Maryland too early. If I do, Joe Giulio, I would have tried to trade Carson Wentz away for multiple high draft picks. I would've resigned. Nick Foles, given him way less money over all the Carson Wentz got. You could have had more cap space extra pics to build the better football team. And the Eagles window. The wind was.
Controversial Poseidon desalination plant in Huntington Beach set for hearings this week
"Hearings have started to see if a desalination project that has been planned for 20 years will hold water in Huntington Beach beside and water Vice President Scott Maloney says the $1 billion plant would generate 50 million gallons of water per day, enough for about 400,000 people in O. C Desalination is the on ly 100% climate, resilient water supply available to the state of California Coast Keepers. Ray Hamster is one of the more than 100 speakers expected to oppose the project. During this week, Santa Ana Water board hearing Goingto kill marine life. Polluter water cost a fortune, and most importantly, we don't need it. Ah, yes vote within the project of the Coastal Commission for final approval in Orange County. Corbin Carson KO Phi News. Three former presidents, The speaker of the House and dozens of members of Congress have gathered in Atlanta for the funeral of Congressman John Lewis Lewis. Fellow civil rights activists, James Lawson call on the government to continue Lewis's legacy so that every
Arrest made in fatal shooting of teenage girl in Hollywood, Los Angeles
"In Hollywood say the 17 year old girl shot and killed while watching an illegal street race was an innocent bystander. The shooting happened after midnight Sunday at Hollywood and Highland Friends of Alejandra Stata. Estrada gathered last night for a vigil. I start on like how to feel like I took a video here. I'm in his later her body just right there. 33 year old man was arrested in Carson just four hours after the shooting. He allegedly fired off shots while showing off a gun during an argument at the street race. His bail is set at $3 million.
Regis Philbin Was an Entertainer In the Truest Sense
"Was talk. Regis Philbin. You know the connection. Our friend Frank Dawson. The loophole Sapporo have Valley Hall of Fame. The coach Lou hold too many others. This was a guy who was larger than life. And as I've been saying all day, and I said it before David Letterman, but I totally agree, he said he is a significance to television as Johnny Carson and this death is as big as the death. Of the Great late night. King of talk shows Johnny Carson as it is to the king of daytime television talk. The man that wrote the book. Regis Philbin, Teddy. Well, you know, we had the honor of having him come to mountaineer and perform at the harbor with Don Rickles and Regis was a heck of a singer and musician. A lot of people didn't really get to see that side of him that often. They saw the talk show entertainer, but he was an incredible entertainer musician. And then when you you matched him with Don Rickles that we had it who we had at Mountaineer three or four times, actually. But, uh, it was just an incredible show, and I got to have dinner with both of them after the show, sitting in LabOne be a great restaurant at Mountaineer. And it was just a thrill. I mean, it was. They brought me back through the Johnny Carson through Frank Sinatra and all of the relations that they had going back throughout the history of really Entertainment in America as we know it today, Post World War two and it was just fascinating. The 88 years old but was probably in great shape. I haven't really seen much of them in the last year, but He loved to work out. He was really just as nice. A man and a person sitting and having dinner just as he was, as you saw on TV, so I have nothing but great things to say about him. And and when you match him with Don Rickles It was just out of control. I mean, they were so funny and great together, you know, and how loyal he was to his friends. Digger has so much meaning our friend Frank Dawson. To promote this region and I alluded to on social media yesterday, did it again today and on the radio First thing this morning, Frank Dawson did amazing things he would actually get introduced in the audience tonight during that television show when it was live being seen locally on Channel four across the country through the Great brand, that is Disney. They formed a partnership of bond there, he would actually come to speak in East Liverpool. He was on the steps of the Carnegie Library downtown across from the alumni building in East Liverpool. And he loved Dean Martin. Obviously, he worked with Joey Bishop for a while, he took. Who wants to be a millionaire into the biggest thing? Maybe since gaming has been permitted in Pennsylvania and West Virginia. I mean, people loved it. It was like a wagering on your favorite team. People gravitated to it. Millions of viewers. It ran them more than one night in prime time and anything that it went up against it beat. This guy was a communicator. But as I mentioned today, Teddy, he could talk just about any subject, and he was also when he had to be a great serious interviewer to so Regis Philbin may have seemed like the kid next door, but he really was a heavyweight in this business. Absolutely. Buddy was like the kid next door. He was like your next door neighbor and you sat down with him and just like people got the CM on Regis and Kathie Lee, how he was able to just talk with anybody about anything sports. He knew everything about sports. Entertainment. He knew everything about entertainment. You get into a Wall Street, you know about Wall Street in things that were going he was, and actually an aficionado of of the market. So It was just it was just fun to be with him. Hey, how
Colleagues remember the late Regis Philbin
"Many television viewers on the entertainment industry. Our morning one of the most famous names in TV for decades, jelly Rip Regis Philbin has died just short of age 89. His co host, once described their talk show this way. Regis could actually host the show with Adorno, and it would be spontaneous and fun and interesting. In addition to his record breaking amount of TV time, Regis Philbin appeared many times with David Letterman, who now puts him in the same TV category as the late Johnny Carson.
Everybody Do Less
"Rachel Wilkerson Miller, welcome to the struggle bus. Thank you for having me. I'm so excited to be here I am so thrilled You are a friend of the show. You are one of my best friends in Hawaii. World and you're here to guest co host. Catherine has the week off. And so before we get into it I'm GonNa tell our audience a little bit about you. You know her. You love her Rachel Carson Miller is the deputy editor vice life and the author of two books, DOT journaling a practical guide, which was published in twenty, seventeen and her most recent book, the art of showing up how to be there for yourself and your people which came out in May. And, a big Fan. I'm a big Fan of your writing big Fan of the art of showing up I feel like I've learned a lot about what what it even means to show up. and. We're GonNa talk about that today. but Rachel before we get into the show and I didn't tell you I was going to do this. I didn't know I was going to some very sorry about but. Can you just like talk for a second about like what what is showing up like? How? How do you think about it? How do you define it? and just like. Maybe you're a quick like elevator pitch for like why it's important to think about. Yeah, definitely so I. Say this right mantra that it's one of those things that can be a little bit hard to describe you know when you see it. to me, it starts. Starts really with the active Barron witness to something, and this applies to showing up for other people are showing up for yourself so being an active observer to what's happening around you and like really taking it in, and then naming what you're saying, so running it through the lens of your past experiences in your own life with this person everything you know naming it kind of giving it a sort of starting to make sense of it I think naming his really powerful, and and then reacting accordingly, so if it's a friend, it might means sang them Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry that happened to you. or how are you feeling? If it's something you're going through, it might be a little bit more of like. How am I feeling about this thing that just happened. Which I've now realize wasn't great so some kind of response and the response sometimes is just the. The naming it's realizing a bad thing happened, I just need to sit with that other times. The response is going to be doing some kind of self care or taking action in some way. spent kind of the basics, but I think we kind of recognizing people are showing up for us when they're fully present fully there and I think we know when we're showing up for ourselves to and and when we're not showing up for ourselves. Okay? Well I think that was the episode. Anyone for tuning in. That was awesome. That was such a beautiful elegant, like explanation of what it means to show up, and also like I gotta say man like I. Feel like the struggle bus. Is You know we describe it? As like mental health shown advice show we, we sometimes like struggle with like exactly how to describe it, but I think that like what you just described about talking about how to show for yourself and other people is like kind of the mission of the show and Sal I, Yeah, so I'm. Very excited that you're here. I'm very excited to I. Feel like you get showing up on a deep level. You always have that I. Think is why we're so close in large part so this show the show gets it. The audience gets it. I'm excited.
A Teacher's Aid
"Forty four year, old Jan Carson has an unusually good memory of childhood, but then again her childhood was unusual by any standard. It started off in a typical suburb in Phoenix Arizona Mom was a teacher dad. She says was a hippie stay at home. Father who occasionally dealt pot. And he was incredibly attentive. He brushed my hair and feed me breakfast every morning. He'd read to May. Take me to the petting zoo, but you know there were always signs of problems. Her Mother Link Carson knew something was wrong when her husband James. Carson began violently threatening. Anyone who upset Him. Including her the first few times. He said it. She didn't believe him the second few times he said it, and then he got a gun. In nineteen seventy nine, when five years old, her parents divorced after a decade of marriage. Shortly after James, Carson remarried and changed his name to Michael Barone Carson. And then the problems got worse. Jen's I her father and stepmother's house is etched in her memory. There was no furniture and lamps. It was dark and there were hundred potted plants. It looked like the haunted forest and Snow White. I remember actively trying to skip this house. General remembers a particularly terrifying moment. When her stepmother came into the room and started rubbing her back. She ended up scratching her and leaving five open wounds. She was saying things to me like I'll scratch this team and out of you it was. It was horrific. You remember when someone tries is threatening to kill you. You know unharmed. Show in this way so. After that visit I got home, my mom saw wounds and she said you're never going back there. Lynn took her daughter packed to personal car in the middle of the night and hit the road spending the next four years moving from city to city. They eventually settled in orange, county California. She told her young daughter that they needed to be away from her father because he was sick I, was incredibly angry so on top of my mom, having no one that's believing her for five years on top of that. She has a five six seven year old saying I hate you. I want my daddy. Jen's life at home was tough. Her mother struggled with depression. Her Life at school wasn't much better. She was behind academically and constantly got in trouble. I didn't really feel like I. was a bad student I felt like I was a bad person that my very makeup was bad at eight years old. Yeah, during this period, I had extreme depression. At School Jen's teacher didn't recognize her depression or cries for help. Instead. She constantly reprimanded her for acting out once, saying Jen was the worst students she'd ever had. That was like just throwing a match on my gasoline. So. My behavior then got worse throughout the rest of the year. She didn't feel safe anywhere. At Home Jen would often see police officers at her door. They ask about her father. She didn't know exactly why because her mother would always send her to room. Still she heard bits and pieces and knew it wasn't good. By Third Grade Jen was preparing herself for another difficult year I went into the class and I remember putting my hair in front of my eyes, and putting my head down, and just not wanting to interact with the new teacher. But then that teacher Mrs Sylvia case did something Jen didn't expect. I just remember her on day one day to day three Sane Jenny heard. You're such a great reader. Why don't you come? Help me hold the book? That was the beginning of something new Gen learned to love books, and over the year she caught up academically Mrs case was brought her Baratz as a prize for good grades on Her spelling test. They also kept the hair out of her is. She also helped John Apply for the girl scouts, and for reduced lunch when she suspected money was tight at home which it was. But what Gen remember most of all were misses cases, sincere and specific compliments. A lot of teachers will say good job. She would say you're cursive. Letter Ams look like art. And something I've tried to do the rest of my life because I think it is one of the kindest things you can do because you're saying to another human I, see you. And icy the goodness in you.
Cowboys' Prescott doesn't get deal to replace franchise tag
"Not Deal for. Prescott and the cowboys could not agree to terms on a deal that would have the quarterback between thirty three and thirty five million dollars annually with a hundred and ten million of that guaranteed. So Daf will now play this season on the thirty one point four million dollar franchise tag. He will once again on himself this season if there were reports that the two sides were close, they clearly were not close enough. WHO's more likely to regret? Not Getting a deal done deaf Prescott or the Dallas Cowboys. I'm going to say. Despite the fact that I believe is going to end up the highest paid player than Patrick Mahomes in NFL, history I Dak is going to get the money that he ultimately wanted I think he's going to be franchise tag this year franchise tag next year and then hit open free agency. But here for deck that in the in the pursuit of that money, he's going to become an athlete that I. Don't think any athlete wants to be which is your name is not your name anymore? It's not Dak. Prescott is having a Joe Johnson Joe. Johnson stopped being Joe Johnson. He started being Joe Contract because no matter how good he was, he was never going to be able to live up to that contract. And I think Jack is setting himself up to be a little bit richer than he otherwise would be. Be a guy who can never live up to that contract, and the reason I think Dallas is not gonNA regret this, even if they back on the quarterback treadmill is because the the worst thing you can have in this league. Wild does not have a quarterback. The worst thing you can have is a vastly overpaid quarterback. If you don't have a quarterback and find a new one, you can go try to find one if you have a vastly overpaid quarterback. You're just stuck and so I think Jack is going to get what he thinks he wants in this the most money in. Have ever gotten aside from Mahomes I. Think he will end up regretting it because you have a great organization, you have great skill, position guys, and if he would've just signed for Carson, Wentz plus ten percent, no one would've held it against him, and instead this contract and the negotiations around at wild. You're going to be the narrative surrounding him for years to come. See I disagree. You think that it's it's. I think the worst thing to have is a mediocre quarterback. Any shot at the super. Bowl and I'm GONNA throw to a clip of Darren Woodson in a second, but I think in our minds if it's been glossed over that, it was troy and then Tony, but there was a the drew bledsoe Weirdo error there that they were in a bad spot. If we can take a listen a Darren Woodson please hubs. In, the world when you have quarterback purgatory. Where you can. You're not good at that position. That position is holding you back from winning games, and there was a time before Tony Romo era. Where there were four years, we went five and eleven. In a week, totally struggled at that one position in in today's game that one position is means a ton means wins and losses gotta get you over the Hump in when you don't have that Clare in that position. It's a huge struggle. I'm. So. Bryan. I think this eventually gets done I. Don't know if he gets franchise again. I think that we just moved the goalposts and a long-term deals going to get done. They like each other. Dak wanted for the cowboys wanted five I. Don't think the answer is. Let's get divorced just because we can't agree. I think this eventually get works gets worked out and I. Don't think anyone has any regrets long-term. The cowboys ended up regretted. Just a bit because I think that goes out and has a very good year. This season with Mike McCarthy Mike McCarthy comes back in after winning a playoff game or two, and says we need to have Dak back now. The cowboys have to pay him that long term contract, which is going to be a little bit more than they would have had to pay him this year. Here's the question that I've always had. If if the cowboys don't love, why would they ever want to sign him to a five year deal versus the forty deal if you don't love them then? On to a four year deal, you can get rid of him quicker. Why would you want WanNa longer contract if you don't love him, and you don't know exactly what he is for your football team to me I think they know who back is they just don't WanNa, pay him because they see him as a fourth round pick. A guy that has played well in this career hasn't quite got over the Hump. I don't think they want to pay him if I'm back Prescott I, feel like I'm in a great position to meet the floor. The absolute four is thirty three to thirty five million dollar contract that you can get from some other team after the season. If things don't work out for you here in Dallas, I think a team like Jacksonville. Teams that would need a quarterback was still need a quarterback next year and would be that open market possibly if he doesn't give franchise in the floor to his contract would be that deal that he turned down this season from the cowboys.
How Absentee Landowners Keep Farmers From Protecting Water And Soil
"Some of our biggest environmental problems like water, pollution and endangered wildlife caused by large scale farming, which means farmers are in a position to reduce environmental damage or at least mitigate it. Why don't they one reason? They often don't own much of the lands that they farm here's. NPR's Dan Charles Lisa Solti more loves nature. I reached her while she was visiting. The forests of northern Minnesota I can only describe it as healing. All the stress of our world, and said she just forget about it when you're in one of these beautiful old growth, for as she teaches ecology at Iowa State University, but when she moved to Iowa seventeen years ago, she struggled a little. She didn't have that same feeling standing in vast fields of corn. She wasn't hearing any birds or seeing many bugs all I can here are the leaves of the rustling corn around me and not one other. Biological Noise at all right. It's you know they call it the Green Desert and there is a lot of land like this this year. Corn and soybeans covered land. That's equal in size to all the East Coast States from New York to Georgia. But solti more says it doesn't have to be a green desert. She's been studying what she calls. Prairie Strips stretches of land, running through fields of corner soybeans. We're farmers of set-aside may be percent of the land for tall, stemmed grasses and wildflowers. It's a different world there. She says birds singing their bees buzzing. They were crickets chirping. There was stuff hopping around. These bits of prairie also protect soil and water capture carbon dioxide from the air. For this to happen. Though farmers have to be willing to give this land back to nature and many experts on farmland say it can make economic sense. One of them is Steve Brewer President of People's company in Des Moines Iowa who buys sells and manages farmland across the country. One of the first things that we do and we do this on every farm that we managed as we run, these profitability maps. His company creates a detailed map of the. The farm what they spend and what they earn on every acre, and they're finding consistently that some of that land loses money. It's amazing about ten to fifteen percent of all the acres in Iowa. aren't profitable. They're those hillsides with eroded soil spots where water collects in a big puddle after every rain. That is where they advise farmers to cut their losses may be bring back the prairie. Some farmers are doing this kinda thing most are not. And one reason the farm experts say is an under appreciated fact about America's farmland farmers only owned about half their land the rest of it. They rent year-by-year from a collection of landlords. Linda pro copy from Purdue University has studied those landowners. There are very diverse group of people much more diverse than farmers. Many are elderly retired farmers now renting the land to the next generation, some inherited it from grandparents. You have younger urban people who co owned a piece of land with cousins. Don't know anything about farming so when it comes to managing that Land Steve Brewer from People's company says it often plays out like this. Let's say somebody owns one hundred sixty acres. Thirty of those acres are lousy for growing crops, but they'll rent out. The whole thing is a landowner you want. Those thirty acres farmed because you're trying to get rental revenue on every acre that you can get, and the farmer will go along because he or she really wants one hundred thirty good acres. Sarah? Carlson longtime environmental advocate with the group. Practical farmers of Iowa gets annoyed by landowners who just want their rent check? We need to start calling landlord, slum lords and a lot of cases. They're just as guilty she says consider something else. Cover crops vegetation that farmers can plant in the off season to protect and enrich the soil. It's great for the environment and for your crops in the long run, but it costs money upfront, so tenant farmers who may not be there in the long run are reluctant to spend that money. Carson says some landlords do care enough that they'll spend the money to protect the Environment Bill. Does prairie strips pay for cover crops? But they're the exceptions. I mean even my mom wasn't that kind of landlord and I'm her daughter like I'm like what do you mean we're not going to do? Cover crops was wrong with you Steve. Brewer land. Brooker says he does see. Signs of things are changing. There's a new kind of landowner showing up people who didn't inherit the farmland, but decided to buy it. Some of them because they care about how foods produced and the environment, others are purely investors for them. The land is a financial asset, but they understand that this asset can't increase in value if they protected Dan Charles NPR
Absentee Landlords Interfere With Farmers Protecting Water, Soil
"Some of our biggest environmental problems like water, pollution and endangered wildlife caused by large scale farming, which means farmers are in a position to reduce environmental damage or at least mitigate it. Why don't they one reason? They often don't own much of the lands that they farm. Here's NPR's Dan Charles. Lisa Solti more loves nature I. Reached Her while she was visiting the forests of northern Minnesota I can only describe it as healing. All the stress of our world, and said she just forget about it when you're in one of these beautiful old growth for as she teaches ecology. At University, but when she moved to Iowa seventeen years ago, she struggled a little. She didn't have that same feeling standing in vast fields of corn. She wasn't hearing any birds or seeing many bugs all. I can here are the leaves of the rustling corn around me and not one other. Biological Noise at all right? It's you know they call it the green. Desert and there is a lot of land like this this year. Corn and soybeans covered land. That's equal in size to all the East Coast States from New York to Georgia. But solti more says it doesn't have to be a green desert. She's been studying what she calls. Prairie Strips stretches of land, running through fields of corner soybeans. We're farmers of set-aside may be percent of the land for tall, stemmed grasses and wildflowers. It's a different world there. She says birds singing their bees buzzing. They were crickets chirping. There was stuff hopping around. These bits of prairie also protect soil and water capture carbon dioxide from the air. For this to happen, though farmers have to be willing to give this land back to nature and many experts on farmland say it can make economic sense. One of them is Steve. Brewer President of People's company in Des Moines Iowa who buys sells and manages farmland across the country. One of the first things that we do and we do this on every farm that we managed as we run, these profitability maps. His company creates a detailed map of the. The farm what they spend and what they earn on every acre, and they're finding consistently that some of that land loses money. It's amazing about ten to fifteen percent of all the acres in Iowa aren't profitable. They're those hillsides with eroded soil spots where water collects in a big puddle after every rain. That is where they advise farmers to cut their losses may be bring back the prairie. Some farmers are doing this Kinda. Thing most are not. And one reason the farm experts say is an under appreciated fact about America's farmland farmers only owned about half their land the rest of it. They rent year-by-year from a collection of landlords. Linda pro copy from Purdue University has studied those landowners. There are very diverse group of people much more diverse than farmers. Many are elderly retired farmers now renting the land to the next generation, some inherited it from grandparents. You have younger urban people who co owned a piece of land with. Don't know anything about farming so when it comes to managing that Land Steve. Brewer from People's company says it often plays out like this. Let's say somebody owns one hundred sixty acres. Thirty of those acres are lousy for growing crops, but they'll rent out. The whole thing is a landowner you want. Those thirty acres farmed because you're trying to get rental revenue on every acre that you can get, and the farmer will go along because he or she really wants one hundred thirty good acres. Sarah Carlson longtime environmental advocate with the group practical farmers of Iowa gets annoyed by landowners who just want their rent check? We need to start calling landlord, slum lords and a lot of cases. They're just as guilty she says consider something else. Cover crops vegetation that farmers can plant in the season to protect and enrich the soil. It's great for the environment and for your crops in the long run, but it costs money upfront, so tenant farmers who may not be there in the long run are reluctant to spend that money. Carson says some landlords do care enough that they'll spend the money to protect the Environment Bill. Does prairie strips pay for cover crops? But they're the exceptions I mean. Even my mom wasn't that kind of landlord and I'm her daughter like I'm like. What do you mean we're not going to do? Cover crops was wrong with you Steve, brewer? Land Brooker says he does see signs of things are changing. There's a new kind of landowner showing up people who didn't inherit the farmland, but decided to buy it. Some of them because they care about how foods produced and the environment, others are purely investors for them. The land is a financial asset, but they understand that this asset can't increase in value if they protected. Dan Charles NPR
Gun Violence Spikes in NYC, Intensifying Debate Over Policing
"A New York. City has experienced a surge in violent crime in recent weeks, including a two hundred percent increase in shootings between June, fifteenth and July second of this year, a compared the same time in two thousand and nineteen over the July fourth holiday weekend, sixty four people were shot. Eleven died when we're gunshot wounds and the last four weeks New York. City has seen an increase in shootings. Compared to last year, there was one especially. especially heartbreaking shooting on video of a father gunned down in broad daylight while walking hand in hand the six year old daughter, the Bronx, but it isn't just gun violence troubling the big apple in the past two weeks, there was a grisly knife attack in the subway and a stabbing in Brooklyn, following the George Floyd protest against police brutality. You were police department disbanded. It's plain clothes unit, which has been involved in a disproportionate number of fatal officer involved shootings last week at NYPD captured a video, mocking the new overly cautious policing tactics being implemented in New York City a following the nationwide protests against police brutality in. In early June New York City Mayor Bill Blogs, you announced. He's moving resources from the NYPD to youth and social services as part of our city's budget. Mayor de Blasio proposes cutting nearly one billion dollars, and then PD are presentative. Alexandria Cossio Cortez scoffed at the proposal calling it a disingenuous illusion thing. defunding police means defunding police on Thursday during virtual townhall because you cortes talked about the uptick crime in new. York City, pointing out constant new NYPD hasn't happened yet, and there's still an increase in crime, a proposed theories for the crimewave and asked do we think has to do with the fact that there's record unemployment. Unemployment, in the United States right now as she continue the fact that people are at a level of economic desperation, we have not seen since the great recession and the Democratic Socialists hypothesize the increase in York City. Violence could stem from Renton demands and people shoplifting bread. Maybe this has to do with the fact that people aren't paying their rent and are scared to pay the rent. She said, and so they go out, and they need to feed their child, and they don't have money, so you maybe have to. They're putting the position. They feel like they either need to shoplift some bread or go hungry that nights. Okay so let's break this down Carrie. Did she offer any information? Suggesting the shoplifting of bread is on the rise. No no, she did not. Offer any information or proof that people are being evicted McCain pay their rent now. Okay so I've got Dr Carson on today. He the Hudsucker secretary as you know, and he's the one who talks about foreclosures and Ranson evictions and stuff like that, and of course as you know because you're a smart news person of fifty, some odd years old. You know that there had been abatements for people paying rent or getting addicted or getting foreclosed on right. They literally can't be evicted, or it'd be foreclosed on under the rules. Put Out by Hud Housing Urban Development. Run by Secretary Ben. Carson, so we don't have any proof because it isn't happening. People are being shot and killed in the streets of New York. It's. It's not over buying bread or not for stealing bread, but there's no proof of anybody shoplifting more bread in new. York, so that's unverified and probably untrue, and there's certainly no proof of people being evicted or being foreclosed on because there are rules in place protecting people right now, but I guess the broader question along with why the beep is this person in Congress? Has To be wife. She saying it. Because it's also ally that there has been no defunding or disbanding a police in new. York 'cause you just said if the the crime unit has been disbanded. The Crime Unit that actually was on top of the most violent crimes, and stopping is no longer there, therefore the violent criminals who are not stealing bread. Are Out there, killing each other and killing innocent people, so your thoughts on this. Would you hear this this dolt this? Dope. AFC saying such stupid things what goes through your mind
Healthy Feet Help You Move More
"Philip PG Pittsburgh podcast. We firmly believe movie should be treated as a lifestyle noxious activity, and our lifestyle includes Labrador so we may have the. Door out of the way we want to talk a little bit today about foot health, whether you're a walker or runner or a cyclist. Most of us are forced because of our jobs and things to spend a lot of time in shoes and in traditional socks. So what that has a tendency to do, is it. squashes are feed it. How many of you out there have said before I don't want this pair of shoes that pair of shoes, whether it's a pair of dress shoes, or it's a pair of running shoes because you don't like the color or they make your feet look too big. One of the things you have to recognize is your feet or varying all the weight of your body, and if you're running if you're walking. If you're spending a lot of time, standing, you WANNA be able to have those feet spread out so rather than using just a small surface area of the sole of the foot. You can use the whole surface area, so you see podcasts from our sister podcast moving to live with Dr Ray mcclanahan, who was the founder and inventor of? Of correct does you've seen his talk to Sam who's a physical therapist in an elite ultra runner has some great pictures of her hiking, and running all around the pikes, peak area, and we WANNA talk a little bit today about some things that you can do. Maybe enhance the strength of your feet without having to do with official Rehab Program, because we're not a physical therapist and just something maybe to enhance your enjoyment of moving, because we know if your feet hurt. You're not likely to exercise, so one of the things to remember is all of this form calluses sometimes from wearing shoes. Don't fit well sometimes from wearing socks that maybe don't sweat well. All of you play basketball. You may have gotten blisters. Were kid already knows two layers of cotton tube socks the they got wet and rather than sliding smoothly over the skinny kind of stuck. So if you find that you have places where you develop calluses, you don't want the houses to get too thick. And what you can do is you can shave callistus down. This looks like a cheese grater. You could actually use that as mechanical. Various things a device that is salary powered and the thing you want to remember is sometimes cats come to visit, but if you're using these things you don't WanNa. Take the callous completely off because it provides a little bit of protection. You just don't want it to be too thick, so it's just like goldilocks. The three bears this gorgeous too hot. This just to call this forge is just right. Second thing you might WanNa think about is what you're not at work when you're not running when you're not riding your bike and walking, spend time barefoot, or if you need a little bit of support for your feet, think about something like a pair of bedrock sandals logic feet to spread out. You've heard talk before about flops being bad. These aren't flip flops because it supports your whole foot, and there's no flopper. Flip when you want, so we like these. Sometimes you're walking around. Maybe you want to work on getting your toes spread apart one of the things that happens with shoes toes get constrained, and they get in. You've all seen people with feet that look like this one crossed over the other so occasionally wearing these. Maybe when you're walking around gentle walks doing work in the kitchen. You can use those. I've actually worked up to once A. A week or so being able to walk jog three or four miles on soft surfaces. These I gotta warn you. It's taken me seven or eight years to work up to that, and in no way would be somebody who would go out and run a five or ten cake. Because for me, that's too much in my feet are not quite ready for that, maybe another five or ten years. We've talked a little bit about socks of the past. You DON'T WANNA have! Cotton socks, synthetic socks are good or wool. Socks are good, so I happen to like wool socks and one of the things I switched to partially from talking to Dr mcclanahan. Talking to SAM would is a lot of my running walking socks. I used toe socks. Yes, there are the but to get on, but it kind of gives me an idea of what do I need to do so I can allow my feet to spread apart. So I like to use toe socks as I mentioned a couple of minutes ago, Dr mcclanahan invented correct toes, and it's worked to help your toes spread apart to make your feet healthier, and the good news is. I had a pair for a number of years before I interviewed him so I went out and got them. Founded up, started wearing him, and I wore them fairly religiously for a lot of my walks and runs for over a year. Here's the bad news although doctorate granting and. Say this is the good news. My shoe size has now gone up a half to a full shoe size, because my feet is spread out, the buses with my feet have gotten stronger and now I can no longer use the correct toes because I can't find a foot, a shoe, rather wide nothing before foot, where I could wear socks and the Tokyo actors, but sometimes I'll just slip them on my feet. All wherever around like this for a few minutes and again, if I been in constrictive shoes allows me to allow my feet spread out the other thing that I do is I. Avoid any shoe. That's not comfortable when I I put it on, so if I'm doing really long distance runs or really long hikes I probably gonNA wear a pair of alter shoes. These happened to be the lone. Pete's I like goes. I also liked attempts, and these are zero drops shoe, but what I like about them, is they're? They're very wide before foot. If I'm doing shorter hikes shorter jobs, maybe up to five miles or sell and in addition. If I'm doing a lot of walking around right, have to wear shoes where I don't have to address us and unfortunate ideal that I like to wear Carson
Katy Perry's Babymoon and Leo DiCaprio's in Love
"Katy. Perry maybe pregnant during the pandemic, but it's not stopping her. She shared her plans with radio host. Karen Carson. You can just like. Go to your house and go to your bathroom. When you're camping. In the wild. It's lyles. It was fun. It was a lot I was like it'll be so fun. It'll be like my baby. Moon is to go camping and then. You do everything yourself cool. Should be something. She knows before she goes camping. Surprise. Do you know what camping? I'm sorry. I meant genuine question. have either of you gone like like on a more than one night camping trip where there wasn't a bathroom wasn't a sort of water source. Yes, I grew up. That's right. We talked about Morgan, have you? Know. Haven't. So if you don't know there's an interesting thing that if you go do an somewhere and you have to go number to. Dig a hole. Beriot and then carry all the toilet paper out in like a plastic bag, so it's not just like finding a place gross thing. That's not how I would personally want to spend my baby moon. I want my baby moon to be like on a beach with like sixteen people tending to me. Digging your whole for you. Yeah, okay, we're making news. You is Leo or could finally possibly may be ready to get married if you believe people magazine's. They he's gotten serious from his main Goral Camilla marrone. What do you guys think you think he's ever going to settle down? Who Cares who cares? He's dating models. He might do that to at least seventy. Is Fine like whether he said who if he settles down or not, he doesn't have to. That's for damn sure. He definitely does not have to, but it is nice to see him with Camilla I do feel he's been satisfied with her for a lot longer than he has the other girls, so it's going to be one of those question that's asked for the rest of time regardless of people. Give you know I'd give it just as I am getting to that age where I started to wonder like all right should I start trying to settle down at all like if I want you know I. Don't know like my parents I. Think my mom's like you should big one and I see Leo and I go, maybe I don't have to. Maybe I could just win an Oscar waypoint now. Leo Honey
Texas governor says coronavirus spread is 'unacceptable'
"Health officials say Texas Texas hospitals hospitals remained remained at at a a pre pre need to help surge surge stem level level the recent it it comes comes rise to to in covert covert covert nineteen nineteen nineteen cases cases cases but but the the numbers numbers of of or cases cases the top have have of the recently recently hour news risen risen radio at at what what seven governor governor forty Abbott Abbott KTRE describes describes H. as as an an unacceptable unacceptable rate rate things up for I I said said today all all along a hundred thirty if four days the positivity to you rates are the or ultimate the hospitalization jury all right rate secretary increase of state too much Mike Pompeii we a Ben have Carson strategies tonight to Geraldo reduce bungee no the spread of my over god nineteen Huckabee without ari Fleischer having to return and to Larry stay elder at home and policies much more nine closing eastern Hannity fox down news Texas see again it tonight will at nine always hope you say DVR be back the last here option to government Marco urging Texans thank to maintain you for being social with distancing us wash your hands frequently and wear a mask when in
Pine Ridge Indian Health Service regains accreditation
"This is national native news I'm Antonio Gonzalez the Pine Ridge Indian Health Service Hospital in south, Dakota has regained accreditation and can now bill Medicare for services. Jackie Henry has more the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid. Services ended its provider agreement with the Pine Ridge IHS facility in two thousand, seventeen, citing the facilities failure to meet care standards. Losing that agreement meant the facility couldn't reimburse treatments through those programs by November of last year. A CMS survey team reported the hospital to be one hundred percent compliant with standards. Last month. The Joint Commission awarded the hospital full accreditation after a virtual survey. James Driving Hawk is the Great Plains area director for Indian Health Services? Services he says the Pine Ridge team has demonstrated, it can consistently meets standards. We have expanded leadership oversight from the office to the hospital and improve staffing levels, and we have increased requirements for medical staff, credentialing education of our staff were quality standards and implemented new checks and balances to ensure new issues that arise are addressed promptly. He says the agreement with CMS will help. The facility maintained and expanded services going forward now that all of our visits that we have a with our our patients are are able to be reimbursed, fully reimbursed now and so those the hospitals will receive that additional revenue, and then we take that revenue investment back into to. Into Services Driving Hawk says one of those investments planned renovation of the Pine Ridge IHS Emergency Department I'm Jacky, Henry in Sioux Falls South Dakota native people, their allies and city officials took part in a celebration in Santa Fe. New Mexico Thursday after a statue a Spanish governor Don. Vargas was taken down. They also called for the removal of a war monument, bearing racist inscription. The celebration followed demonstrations earlier this week in Albuquerque and Rio Arriba. County were statues of Spanish. One day on Yati were removed autumn. Roseville a CO founder of three sisters collective spoke to the crowd about the atrocities. Committed against Tacoma people in the late fifteen hundreds, hundreds of people passed away dirty, not massacre, and the men who survived the were enslaved, and had the right foot amputated. And that's why you saw the statue. In the late nineteen ninety S, Donlon Yahtzee with his right foot cutoff. Because we still remember native people say the removal of statues of colonizers in new. Mexico is a long time coming including tribal leaders who've worked with politics on removing the stone pillar, honoring military actions Jorge Rivera former governor of a Pueblo and has been involved in talks about its removal. MONUMENT CARVED IN MARBLE We're referred to as savages and savage has a lot of meaning both legally and culturally. Has a lot of meaning, and it was not appropriate for it to be used. In describing are people. I. Think are people are. the public people touch people now hope people create the image of the southwest, and everybody knows that you know that tribes are still alive and vibrant in this area. The mayor of Santa Fe Ellen Weber spoke at Thursday's event, calling the removal of statues part of healing and justice. He did not mention if for when the monument would be taken down or a statue of Soldier Kit Carson. The Hilo River Indian community has closed its casinos for two weeks due to recent spikes of covid nineteen in Arizona. The tribe halted gaming operations in March due to Cova nineteen and reopened in May after the state lifted stay at home orders. The second closure comes after a casino employee reportedly died recently due to complications of Covid nineteen I'm Antonio Gonzalez.
"carson" Discussed on The Johnny Carson Show
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"carson" Discussed on The Johnny Carson Show
"Every conceivable physical harm. I come downstairs Mom Dad. It's pretty Nice Day. What do you say we risk whole ball of wax right now? You've invested your whole soul. Let's roll the dice. I go up. In a couple of thousand feet a hurled myself I attempt to operate the parachute correctly and avoid plummeting to an almost certain. Can you lend me the seventy five bucks for this or what they let me go? I had to wear the winter coat but I did. And this is the point that I'm trying to make here but you can do what you want in life. We are now adults. We worked hard. We made it to that. We waited to get to this point that we're all at right now getting mail parallel parking cookies without asking. This is the power you can go home tonight and screw around that thermostat. All you like. I didn't touch a Thermostat till I was twenty. Eight years old I was I was. I was in a hotel room when I finally got up the guts. I made it a little warmer the whole nine. I told my father was gonNA come in who touch thermostat. Set it there for a reason. That's my dad. I set it there for the. What is the reason that? What is the reason you would never tell.
"carson" Discussed on The Johnny Carson Show
"Fine actor he does. He does comedy he does drama. He's currently starring. Picture calls the last resort and it is falling obscene new movie called I. I'm going to get the name that trump ish charges I as. Hda or they'll be right with Warren Beatty. Dustin often travels and good circles. But you welcome Charles Grodin. What are your frowning at? My outfit in front of outfit frowned at something. You're going to start on this. You were frowning. I I know you for quite a long time right. This is the longest professional relationship I've ever. This is the longest relationship I've ever had longest relationship I've ever had sure it's supposed to be worn. I the only reason I was thinking. Maybe they supposed to be worn in. I don't know about that I I. I thought that when I looked in the mirror after I put it on. I said I thought when they sold it. They said you're supposed to wear the you can wear it any way you want out because I look better. With a matter within your. I think I'll have to clear the air first of all because the last time I was on yes. I remember vividly. Yes I and you mentioned it when I saw you in the makeup room and you said GonNa attack you again tonight and what happened was the last time I was here. I asked you who you were and Who Your friends were and what you want out of life. I spent my time number. I had a lot of people. Thought that was vicious and I of course meant out of curiosity but I'm sure you've got a lot of male and I got a lot of comments. I had behaved very badly towards you all by asking those kind of questions who is Johnny. Carson was considered like an unfair vicious question Lighted know how to answer that right. That's that's why it was considered. Sorry I touched your. I was taken back. I didn't know how to answer that it was. You wouldn't think someone. Who are you know cripple you.
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"They will. In fact this is the name started tonight cancellation notices are certain validity. And what I'm saying and that is security but it's not because it's A. It's a strange. The only talked one of the things I've said in the book is that the only kind of secured only the insecure people who strive for security. The only kind of security I know about for myself is inner security. It has nothing to do with whether I'm employed whether my book is on the best seller list when I make a lot of money whether my wife loves me and my children living on the security no all the other things nice job. A Nice House of Money and a nice car all those things and it's precisely when those things go away when somebody dies or when your business fails go bankrupt or whatever that people commit suicide or have depression or reach for the volume or become alcoholics or whatever because they're always looking outside of themselves for the answers rather than saying. Hey I count you take off your clothes. You look in the mirror every day and you say you know you do a lot of dumb things but you really cute you know you really an attractive person and you're the only person you got so why not take that person with you wherever you go and make it a nice person. Someone that you really love. Do you think people can turn their emotions on and off like that? That a faucet is I'm going to be cute and charming but I don't feel charming. I don't want to go there. I don't WanNa do that. How do you handle that? Well I think we have to understand the word choice. We are the product of the choices that we make in our lives. The fact if you get angry in your life if you get worried if you're afraid if you're anything like that you know you hear the Hitter Lady told me the other night in a talk that I was given. She said. My husband gave me a complex. I said how does that work does he go out and he said. I'd like one complex police for my wife. Put it in a box. Wrap it up and say this is for you and she had a complex. What thank you very much. I'll just you know as if he did this to her. People do these things to themselves and the they say things like you make me feel guilty. She makes me angry. If you had I wouldn't've act this way right. If only you were more like me than I wouldn't have to be so unhappy right now. These are the kinds of sentences that people are making and there are. Those are all state absolutely. They were just the person I married. Yes you know what? Those people are the same way about love. You said we love the things we love for what they are not for what they used to be what they should be or what. I would like them to be if you if you take somebody where they are. You take them with the points that you don't like about them just as well as the points that you do you try to change points. I if you do then you're not in love you're really somebody who's saying you have to be what? I want you to be. And that's where marriages breakdown relationships breakdown. The cornerstone of an effective relationship to me is independence not dependent but then I always felt that my job on this show once I get added at chairs to sit over here and make sure that the show keeps going by keeping my mouth shut. You want to say something but The lead you to train.
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"McNair you'll be you'll be back in a second okay. Sometimes when things are working we keep it increased. Guess don't really go. Oh well no no no we fly commercial here. You'RE GONNA stay with us a while even though you plug your show. Yeah Yeah okay sure. Okay like most of those big guys so you don't have to get back to the shootings. Good Yup no all right. We'll do this. We're going to say all month actually hear from Richard Pryor Linda Smith Monday night. I want to mention that he's going to be hosting Harvey Korman I'm going to come and sit right in that seat there when he does the model. Oh you're going to get a little spinach not well. That's all you all you have to look at Harvey and goes into he goes catatonic not well and he's going to be a with Bonnie Franklin. Tom Recent Baseball's Bob Ukraine Helen. Gurley Brown on Tuesday night we have the Icefield awkward saying the Best Carson Yen. We have people like Beverly Lee Sills. Who is right there Tony Randall? They're funny comedian. By the name of George Miller and from Cornell Dr. Carl Sagan is with his on Tuesdays League leader. Dick Kavak Tony. Newly Laura Call George Burns Marvin Hamilton and Donald J. Duck. Donald Duck will be on the show. There was a man named Donald. Oh Really J. Duck. I think he's with the Department of Interior's with the United States government and he's legitimate name is Donald Duck and you WanNa talk about going through life with problems. Yeah what a Nice Nice going to be going to a motel in your name. Come out and lock him out in writing that down speak it a harvey. You don't have much admire you and Harvey and they're replaying in that order incidentally not raw. What's up with you and Harvey Notch cracking me up? And they've been re running a lot of the composites of Carol show from around the country and those sketches hold up but you and Harvey have got something going between you. He doesn't seem to be able to break you up very often but you will. Have you look at him you eyeball oh him. Yeah and Harvey that the mouse starts to go the is dance the jaw trembles. He did the the shoulder start to go. Yeah it's a kind of started. We were in his dressing room. One time it's doing the show and he was Dressed in a chicken outfit and had the big feet had red stockings on pantyhose and he had a chicken body and chicken wings and this huge chicken in order to talk to me had to lift up the beach. You know listen. I was dressed as an Avon.
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"With two of the great comedy minds that made us laugh for so many years. The Wonderful Richard. Pryor and of course Tim Conway Tim Conway Anway sadly died in May of two thousand nineteen but I grew up watching Instant Parker and Mikhail's navy. Tim had a funny. You know he had a very funny bit with Dorf. He had four or five videos where he did DORF which was a a guy a very short. It was sort of a dwarf kind of character that he created he would do it from on his knees and the way he moved around. I made it. was you know. I don't think anybody could not laugh. When they met Dorf He had Harvey Korman Struck. Comedy Gold over and over again on the Carol Burnett show particularly when Tim was trying to crack up harvey and Harvey was trying not to break. It was always something that we as an audience. We knew what was going on and we just love watching it. Tim also did voiceover. He was on spongebob. Bob And he was on On a bunch of Scooby Doo and a bunch of things as a voice actor. So that's our show Richard Pryor will get a second but of course Richard. Pryor Richard Pryor is is on the Mount Rushmore of comedy in so many People's opinion But let's talk about the monologue I. It's a short monologue today There's some jokes about McDonald's in a company sunny in England that tried to come out with a McDonald's knock off The big MAC and Johnny gets a few laughs. Out of that that outcomes Tim Conway to plug his special show and then after he plugs it he wants to just leave and it's funny because Tim is kind of a quiet interview as funny as he was he. He's very quiet in the interview and You you know he just really I think is there. The plug is special. I don't know if he's intimidated by johnny or an offer Johnny but You know it's not it doesn't flow like it does with so many other guests then they get into talking about earthquakes. They talk about some of the earthquakes in California. There's a couple of jokes In reference to the interview not really working so I I think it might be a little Inside but it also might have been a little awkward who knows but you give us an unyielding sun the second guess is Richard Pryor who you know as a kid. I think probably one of the first Comedians I saw in the end Sullivan show was Richard Pryor and watching him sitting at the floor at the foot on my parents bed and laughing I think subtly one of the one of the people that made me want to become a comedian and even growing up in a community family when I was a comedian but seeing prior on Sullivan show he just so likable. And he the You know he had in the early stages he wasn't as he got a little more controversial as as his career went on but he was very much you can see the influence of Bill Cosby and others in his early stand. Stand up career days I got to see a many times work at the comedy store. He used to come in and work out his material in the early eighties. When he was getting ready for his His TV specials specials. He would come in the comedy store and we all were in awe so many of the young comedians was standing in the back and watch him work and of course whenever they would announce Richard Pryor special. She'll guest tonight Richard. Pryor the crowd went crazy. So that's a a a part of my comedy memories that I'll never forget. Richard had done a movie. Co California Foreigner Suite with Bill Cosby and it had gotten some criticism and that is one of the things. Richard I guess this seems to bother Richard. Johnny asked him who made up his audience. And he said you know for the most part You know black people or mixed but in this audience long beach was mostly white and he talked about a joke. That couldn't work because it was not not his normal crowd he. He has a funny story about Chinese waiter that he saw and they both talked fondly about China and one day going there. Richard Pryor died sadly at Sixty five years of age in two thousand thousand five. It was his third heart attack and he had suffered from MS for a number of years. Richard had been married seven times to five different women but As is an actor as a comic. He's a legend he's on everybody's list of top COMEDIANS. He was number one on comedy. Central Number one comedian. The comedy Central List. He is rolling stone named him number one of the fifty best comedians. He had a tremendous influence on so many of our young comedians working today because Richard was not afraid ready to attack a controversial subject and find the laughter in and find the humor in in in racism. And everything else that was you no hurtful in those days. So Richard Pryor legend. He redid his own autobiography movie. That he co directed and that he wrote and directed called Jo Jo Dancer to answer and that was about his life although it was not a success It was still an amazing look at his life in nineteen eighty. He set himself bonfire while freebasing which was tragic and.
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"Morning good afternoon or good evening. Hey we'll Schreiner here your host of the Johnny Carson Show podcast and boy. We've got a big name. Today's show Jerry Seinfeld. Who whatever happened to him now? He was a comedian. Started out in the late seventies and Rocketed the probably one of the most successful Sitcom careers ever as well as a continually working comedian out every other weekend still standing up and making people laugh. I got a lot of stories about Jerry. I've known him a long time today. Shows it was pretty good. We've got a good monologue is Jokes about the fruit fly the Mediterranean fruit fly from Johnny Course. Johnny comes out and I can't see it but doc I guess is wearing one of his traditionally allowed Alfredsson. Johnny has a pretty good Reaction to that there are some jokes Faraday or Dr Charles and Diana and the Queen and there's also a bit about the post office and how. How many letters get lost in the mail? There's mentions of Reagan's travels abroad. And even the baseball strike. Johnny's got a good joke about the Japanese Scratching getting themselves so it's a monologue and at the end Johnny Introduces Jerry as a brilliant and very clever comedian before I get into Jerry's monologue let me tell you a little bit something if you don't know and I'm sure everybody knows a lot about Jerry Seinfeld. But his Sitcom that he co wrote and created with Larry. David ran from eighty nine tonight. One thousand nine hundred ninety eight and it's rumored that they offered him five million dollars an episode for season ten and he turned it down. I admire his his ability. Say No to money money. It's something I've never learned but I have had many great experiences with Jerry Seinfeld. I don't know where to begin. I met Jerry when I came to Los Angeles. I guess I was in New York in nineteen eighteen. Eighty doing the comic strip and the punchline comic Strip and the Improv when Jerry I came to Los Angeles he chose the Improv. The comedy store as a place to work out material but Freeman Freeman. Knew Him from New York so he took a good liking to Jerry. Was One of these guys. You took notice right away clean. Charming Charisma Matic With tremendous confidence. If there's anything about Jerry that I would say. His confidence on stage was was admirable and unlike so many others. It wasn't arrogance. It was just confidence. I got to work with Jerry many times times the Improv and Jerry. I came to Los Angeles. He had a small part on Benson which was a Robert Jones Sitcom and guess. It didn't go so well. Just I read a story where Jerry said. He came in for the table. Read and there was no script for him because he was fired. That's just another one of many examples of how tough show business can be on you. Jerry and Jay. Leno were fast friends. Jim J. lived up Nichols Canyon. A lot of people hung out. J.'s House Arsenio Hall Many of us road motorcycles together Rick Overton a bunch of US would ryder motorcycles. Out on the weekends and go after the rocks door or whatever we would do on the motorcycles but it was always great fun and although never a motorcycle Guy Jerry was a car guy he he loved cars particularly porsches. I used to fly out of Santa Monica Airport and there was a hanger. Cross the way that had about. I don't know one hundred fifty to one hundred porsches in it and I asked somebody. WHO's a was Jerry Seinfeld? I never saw him hanging out much at the hanger but I saw the cars with the door open and he had some classic classic Cars I guess. Maybe that's the basis of Comedians in cars with coffee. Now Jerry and I got to work together on numerous occasions my favorite Memory was we're around a thousand seat theater and around Saint Louis. It was called the Westport playhouse. I think it was called into it. Was the bill was Paula. poundstone will Schreiner Jerry Seinfeld. And and Larry Bud Melman well show is going to be probably me Pala Jerry in Larry Bud but Larry Bird didn't have much of an act and we realized that quickly so the show show was reconfigured to have Larry the MC and then introduced the three of us into a half an hour and around it was. I still have the poster my garage. It's one of my favorite advert shows. All three of us were fired on all cylinders and it was a great time to be working together. When you work together you get to hang out together? We had meals and we you know sat in the dressing room and Kipton laughed. and Oh there's one of my great memories of of doing a stand up show with Jerry Jerry and I were young comedians and we were on the MERV Griffin show in Las Vegas. I don't know it might've been like nine hundred eighty one or two or three somewhere in there. I don't remember the exact year but bill cosby was also on the show that that day and Jerry and I they were in the makeup room or the green room talking and bill said Hey. Would you guys like to come over to my dresser room tonight. He was at the Hilton with David. Copperfield and Would you like to come over the dressing room and talk about comedy now Bill Cosby. He's got a bad reputation today but he loved to To help young Comedians and we sat in his dressing. We were from six o'clock to eight o'clock listening to bill. Tell us about secrets. Giving US insight given us. You know all the vice he could he could share about standup comedy. At eight o'clock rolled around. He said you guys want to go up and watch David Copperfield. We go no no we. We want to stay in the dressing room with you as long as you'll have us and we sat there for another half Hour Arwa. Copperfield went on and bill got dressed and went off and did a show and we went back and watched it and it was. It was just you know it was. It was a treat. It was a rare. I wish I said Jerry. Two years ago later I said you remember all this stuff cosby told us she says no but it was all great. I'm sure it you know it's I'm sure it incubated into our psyche someway. That's one of the great experiences I said. I wish I would have had a tape recorder for and now ladies and gentlemen he Johnny You don't you don't you. Don't fool me you're not applauding. You're trying to swat fruit flies. Mediterranean fruit flies are running amok in California. You got here just in time you might have down. I'm for the fruit flies season. You give you a little tip. COME BACK in March. That's when the.
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"I'm your host will Schreiner and we listened back. Act Too many of these great podcasts and try to put them into perspective for you. Jimmy Carter was president. All things in the country. Were good in nineteen seventy nine so we kick off our show is that always says you. ooh Johnny that was a reminder to all of us to get out of the bathroom and come in and listen to the monologue well tonight doc. Severinsen the band leader is often Tommy. Newsom mm-hmm is filling in Tommy was always the subject of a Of of a shot or two got a great shot on him about his close. Because Tommy was kind of you know a a dry wit and a good foil. Johnny Johnny got a lot of mileage out of that This show has A classic slow news day as Johnny's to say that was always a the premise for not being to top. But he had some things to talk about to do. He was welcoming the tourists and there was giving him some suggestions on what to do in town about like the southern in California theater scene and of course Janis visit the snail land. Next up he talks a little bit about Faira Faucets. divorce He has a joke. That needs needs a little explaining which China so good at explaining a joke but he saves it with great Killer joke end the bit on Farah Fawcett you'll enjoy that following the monologue Karnak them magnificent Visitor from the east as Ed but sets up so well. If you don't understand the remember the premises Karnak would give give the answer. And then Ed would read the question Johnny had always had fun doing this. Especially when the setup didn't go well or any time there was something that was just a little off off kilter ed got a great Great kick out of it and they really They really have fun together doing it. There was one off color joke. That gets a big laugh from Ed. And and there's one that bombs and Annette even says You'll hear it but as questions if johnny got it right or not. The audience is hot and cold throughout the monologue. But Ed milks when he gets to the. I have in my hand the last envelope. Well that was always a good setup for ed it was always a good reminder for the audience that this better be a good one and this one is and I guess on a show is the great comedian Rodney Dangerfield. Who We've lost a few years ago? I actually even went a to his funeral and it was one of the more funerals I've ever Attended and everybody got up and told Rodney stories and Roddy was a great guy to hang around with. He used to come in the IMPROV. All the time I sit around and the big roundtable improvisation on melrose and a whole court as we say because who as a comedian did not love Rodney Dangerfield I love this monologue and then of course roddy always comes over and sits with Johnny and then of course the model continues is but it's a panel so johnny would set up You Know Rodney on a couple of topics and if you listened closely you'll hear where he talks about How's your health and Rodney's he's not quite there yet so he takes? He takes a break. Because I'm not there yet so Johnny Oh oh okay. We'll get to that but it it for insiders that know the how the panel went. Johnny would have you know three or four topics to to ask Rodney and I guess health came who soon in the equation and of course my favorite and you got to hang in there until the end. My favorite bit is when Rodney has finished all his material there. He's got nothing and Johnny's not given anything so he just turns to the guest to his right and says So how's it going with you because it just floors Johnny that Rodney's out of material and he's already turned to the other guests. I enjoyed that. I hope you do too anyway. Here it is. Here's a another great episode of the Johnny Carson. Show podcast we've got Karnak and we've got Rodney so give give a listen. I know you're going to enjoy it. I'll see any other side and now ladies and gentleman Johnny Yeah thank you. I'll be I I enjoy. I'll be honest. I enjoyed the applause with amazing. How many people think the show is over.
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"Hey everybody welcome back. We're glad you're enjoying these podcasts. I'm we'll trying to the host and this is from May seventh nineteen eighty two. We've got a great show show here and I know you're enjoying listening to him because we've had so many downloads in great reviews so keep up the download and and we appreciate the great reviews. The bad reviews. Well those go fishing being with Freida. If you know the Godfather Reference Anyway this is a fun show. Johnny starts off picking on the audience right off the bat calling him a little bit confused at times and then he goes into into some ex wife jokes with Ed McMahon. It's funny that when I listen to these things Johnny does like to pick on people around him In many cases said in some cases in in this one. It's Tommy NEWSOM. Now Tommy newsom. Was the saxophone player. Who filled in for DOC DOC was off working but Tommy was always quick with a dry comment meant and I enjoy it when he's on the show. Another thing about Johnny is when the audience is not completely with him on a joke. It's funny how he will always kind of Prod the audience against to come around. You Know He. He was great at saving joke. A joke went down the tubes in you know it happens to the best of us. Johnny really knew how to save it and make it work. And that's one of my favorite things to listen to these podcasts. It's funny there's there's topics on the show and think back this one thousand nine hundred eighty two now. There were the discussions of putting prayer back in the schools there were discussions about the EPA. Being out of business and of course there were talk about trouble and violence in the high schools and we even have a reference to relaxing the clean in Arab bill. It seems like everything in history kind of cycles over and over again. So we're going to get to this. PODCAST is a An interview with Frank Hill. Who is a man who specializes in making things outta manure? He's very funny has a lot of homespun humor in his approach and he gets off Zinger on Johnny Right off the bat that you'll get a kick out of then we have a classic Mighty Carson Arts players the mighty carson art players were Sketches that Johnny did with various members members of the troupe as we call it was Theresa Ganz Zell. There was there are a number of actors that played in the Park Carson art players. And they're always go. This sketch is a really a favorite of mine. This is a press briefing where Johnny plays Ronald Reagan and And his meeting Jim who comes in to tell him about an upcoming press briefing. It's really an Oam is if you you know Avocado Stella's who's on first routine. This is a very clever Tribute to that very bit so give a listen enjoy the monologue and as always I thank you for listening and we'll see on the other side and now ladies and gentleman Johnny they are please please please. Please don't stop. Don't you hate to big laws like that. Thank you that ovation I. I'd like to bronze this audience but I see they're already stone Friday night. Crowds are usually our best crowds. And so this is your chance to prove that tonight and keep the record going. This is the The tonight show because she didn't know sometimes.
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"Carson. Show podcast I'm your host comedian will Schreiner a frequent guest on tonight show so I had a little bit of insight into what went on over there where today's podcast from March thirty first nineteen eighty two Janis. Monologue includes a few fun ideas things about getting an obscene phone call. Which I'm sure many of you have gotten a few of us have made okay? Maybe once Johnny gets a little upset with people taking the monologue a little too seriously. Johnny Johnny also jokes about Burbank's restaurant row two guys from Calcutta. The famed restaurant row is of course on. Lana but johnny got a lot of mileage about making fun of the restaurants in Burbank. The guests on today's podcast or Joey Lawrence and my old friend. The late Joan rivers now Joan was a frequent guest on the tonight. Show Joan. Don't even hosted tonight show many many times and eventually went on to leave. Johnny go to Fox and do her own show which was the subject of a huge fallout route. Between Johnny and Joan. Joan slate show on Fox. Didn't last very long and I think it compromise their friendship. I've been very lucky as a comedian. I've worked with Joan rivers many sometimes we Co headlined up at CAESARS. Tahoe and I remember her saying You do forty five minutes and I'll do forty five minutes and I was thinking well Joan. You're making the big money. And and she said but I don't have to work as hard so I to me. John was such a sweet lady. She was a workaholic. She always looked at her calendar and if she saw open dates she was ready to fill them in I Love Joan. She was very gracious. Very generous. I've had many experiences once where I was on crutches coming into Kennedy Airport and she obviously obviously a car service and and she said. You don't need a ride do I. So we I. I wouldn't mind to ride because I've gotten these crutches and she said Okay I go you you can have a ride. I go because if he didn't give me ride Joan. I was going to tell everybody how you left me at the curb at Kennedy on crutches. So it's best that we we never let that happen anyway. Joan rivers. There's a wonderful guest a frequent guest frequent host and a great lady On Hollywood the Johnny Carson Show. This is Ed McMahon inviting you to join Johnny and his guests for a look back at some of television's funniest moments. Nobody's ladies the Journal. Uh Yeah Nice. I'm on judging from ovation. You have.
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