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Richard Pryor & Tim Conway listen to Dr. Lenden Smith talk about pediatrics, 1979
"Either everybody welcome to the Johnny Carson. Show podcast here's your host will schreiner. That's me and I'll be looking back at a show from January twelfth. Nineteen seventy nine with two of the great comedy minds that made us laugh for so many years. The Wonderful Richard. Pryor and of course Tim Conway Tim Conway Anway sadly died in May of two thousand nineteen but I grew up watching Instant Parker and Mikhail's navy. Tim had a funny. You know he had a very funny bit with Dorf. He had four or five videos where he did DORF which was a a guy a very short. It was sort of a dwarf kind of character that he created he would do it from on his knees and the way he moved around. I made it. was you know. I don't think anybody could not laugh. When they met Dorf He had Harvey Korman Struck. Comedy Gold over and over again on the Carol Burnett show particularly when Tim was trying to crack up harvey and Harvey was trying not to break. It was always something that we as an audience. We knew what was going on and we just love watching it. Tim also did voiceover. He was on spongebob. Bob And he was on On a bunch of Scooby Doo and a bunch of things as a voice actor. So that's our show Richard Pryor will get a second but of course Richard. Pryor Richard Pryor is is on the Mount Rushmore of comedy in so many People's opinion But let's talk about the monologue I. It's a short monologue today There's some jokes about McDonald's in a company sunny in England that tried to come out with a McDonald's knock off The big MAC and Johnny gets a few laughs. Out of that that outcomes Tim Conway to plug his special show and then after he plugs it he wants to just leave and it's funny because Tim is kind of a quiet interview as funny as he was he. He's very quiet in the interview and You you know he just really I think is there. The plug is special. I don't know if he's intimidated by johnny or an offer Johnny but You know it's not it doesn't flow like it does with so many other guests then they get into talking about earthquakes. They talk about some of the earthquakes in California. There's a couple of jokes In reference to the interview not really working so I I think it might be a little Inside but it also might have been a little awkward who knows but you give us an unyielding sun the second guess is Richard Pryor who you know as a kid. I think probably one of the first Comedians I saw in the end Sullivan show was Richard Pryor and watching him sitting at the floor at the foot on my parents bed and laughing I think subtly one of the one of the people that made me want to become a comedian and even growing up in a community family when I was a comedian but seeing prior on Sullivan show he just so likable. And he the You know he had in the early stages he wasn't as he got a little more controversial as as his career went on but he was very much you can see the influence of Bill Cosby and others in his early stand. Stand up career days I got to see a many times work at the comedy store. He used to come in and work out his material in the early eighties. When he was getting ready for his His TV specials specials. He would come in the comedy store and we all were in awe so many of the young comedians was standing in the back and watch him work and of course whenever they would announce Richard Pryor special. She'll guest tonight Richard. Pryor the crowd went crazy. So that's a a a part of my comedy memories that I'll never forget. Richard had done a movie. Co California Foreigner Suite with Bill Cosby and it had gotten some criticism and that is one of the things. Richard I guess this seems to bother Richard. Johnny asked him who made up his audience. And he said you know for the most part You know black people or mixed but in this audience long beach was mostly white and he talked about a joke. That couldn't work because it was not not his normal crowd he. He has a funny story about Chinese waiter that he saw and they both talked fondly about China and one day going there. Richard Pryor died sadly at Sixty five years of age in two thousand thousand five. It was his third heart attack and he had suffered from MS for a number of years. Richard had been married seven times to five different women but As is an actor as a comic. He's a legend he's on everybody's list of top COMEDIANS. He was number one on comedy. Central Number one comedian. The comedy Central List. He is rolling stone named him number one of the fifty best comedians. He had a tremendous influence on so many of our young comedians working today because Richard was not afraid ready to attack a controversial subject and find the laughter in and find the humor in in in racism. And everything else that was you no hurtful in those days. So Richard Pryor legend. He redid his own autobiography movie. That he co directed and that he wrote and directed called Jo Jo Dancer to answer and that was about his life although it was not a success It was still an amazing look at his life in nineteen eighty. He set himself bonfire while freebasing which was tragic and he used it. I mean not being afraid to use it in eighty two. He made fun of it in his special and he held held up a match and had a bouncing down. Because this is your impression of Richard Pryor running down the road he was a guy who is not afraid to laugh at himself. He won an Emmy Award. He won five Grammy Emmy Awards. He Co hosted the Academy Awards a couple of times. He's been awarded the Kennedy Center Mark Twain Award. I remember the pairing of him and gene wilder and silver streak. Yeah those two guys just had a chemistry. You can't You can't describe Richard was even superman three. So here's our show. Third guests is a baby. Doctor WHO I don't know where this interview goes. It gets very odd because the doctor comes out. He's he's a great guests in a sense he doesn't wait for questioning. Starts going but there is chaos and lack of focus on on the set. And you'll hear that throughout the interview. It's a short monologue at college. Baby I saw Yanni. Yeah they I hope we have showed justify that I should explain. I'm still at a nutty mood from last night. I'm going strictly bananas. I think there's a full moon. Isn't that close to it late bulletin. I just took off the teletype yes just came on. I think united fresh. CBS announced that all in the family will be returning turning next year with Billy Carter playing the role of Archie bunker. The have you been following the lawsuit in Israel versus McDonald's if you haven't seen that is hysterical but Donald got very angry because some sharpie in Israel I think it was in Tel Aviv. Opened a place called Mac David's in which he sold big MACs and they had the McDonald's logo up there and McDonald's here in this country did not think that was very funny and they sued the guy and they won the first round. The judge has barred Mac. David's the place in Israel from from using the words big Mac menu. Now Mac Davis is that they're not copying McDonald's whatsoever it matter of fact they said mcdavid claims that their a big Mac is completely different in the big Mac you it contains meet the long trip relaxed but we got there and another government report. This was on smoking. Also but something else about it in an effort to get people to stop smoking marijuana in this country the government is thinking about putting a sales tax on rolling paper. Yeah you're right. Yeah so people are coming up with some alternatives Zigzag Today on TV. I saw Mr whipple saying. Please don't smoke the Sharman anyway tonight. I'm looking forward to the show. This is going to be crazy or or we're not. We have Mr Richard Pryor and Tim Conway together on the same we have the we have docker Lyndon Smith a little baby doctor famous baby doctor. We do that all the time. And we're going to keep doing it so thanks for coming and we'll be right with you. Look forward to donate shell for a lot of reasons. We have two extremely funny gentleman. And here's one here. That breaks me up all the time. He has won an emmy. He's given television viewers. Many many hilarious moments over the year especially with the Carol Burnett show and he's going to have his own special. It's called and they had a lot of conference about what to call us and they came up with the executives with the the Tim Conway show they were going to call it. Hello Tim but they decided to call at the Tim Conway show and it's going to there's big conference about this is going to ear. They say what they made the show. It's good that it's going to be shown actually this coming Monday night January fifteen at eight. PM on another network. Do you think people go to other shows on another network and talk about shows. They're GONNA be on this network. Probably hope always say on another network they mean they mean us when they say that. And of course you can check your local chase calendar events which network that is welcome leaking all over the AH Mr Tim Conway Tonight. uh-huh it just just right. Thank you know but it was a funny sketch. Ah personal opinions are not withstand. No it really was. I didn't know you were doing that. Actually live yesterday. I saw you coming running back there where that's stuff give you back very nice. Yeah you've you've heard me talking about those changes you've gone through a lot of those over the years and it does get hysterical back there. I was playing Vegas one time I was supposed to come out in a different outfit. Didn't have thirty seconds to do it in and there were two girls who are changing me which was great and they did the whole thing and I came out. I didn't have the shirt on just the tie and the whole thing and got the shirt you get nothing you can do about it. No No 'cause you're on an IT's show business that's important. Yeah it is your life. Isn't it show. Businesses says my life. Yes for the most part of it. Now you have an exciting it is to get paid for the thing you you love to do is go out and entertain audience. Mary yourself your audience is to get a couple of laughs and make other people smile when you're so miserable and take home a few weeks. Yeah that's important estimate. That's the main thing a lot of people don't think we're in for the money but I am. I've often heard that. Yeah just a a lot of people think I want to get to the top. That's not necessarily so paychecks. The big thing I don't particularly care about ratings or anything if the paycheck clears I and many of them in this business. Haven't but neither here. Yeah I've not seen you for the last time. You only come here when you got something to plug. That's uh so the show will be on money at eight o'clock network. Yeah if I could plug now can I go okay. Should never do the plug at the last last. You see that's right. Yeah it's an interesting show. It's six minutes long. Yeah which is the important thing. A lot of the shows are short but This is We we thought Caroline Joe who are also man and wife as you may know. Nah Joe Hamilton. Didn't you quash quash. Oh you silly because year they thought of a thing that especially I think it Kinda applies to my show that there should be a comedy the patrol that instead of getting a rating that After the show the comedy patrol comes by and if you show is bad they actually come to your house and shoot you. It wouldn't that prevent a lot of bad shows really. Could you'd think twice before you actually put a show on. Vigilante guy comes and says the soya show take it out of show. Business can no longer perform. There wouldn't be much left on television. Well if you only shot in the foot it wasn't that bad you haven't done a special since a special. Yeah I knew there was a time gap the what is. He wouldn't do one Thursday and makes you want to do one every night a special being on every night so it's been some time since you've done your Latte special. It's been almost it almost a year and the last one We were doing. The folks came down from the network and said don't do this anymore. Possibly doing I know they did. That was a funny show. I thought that was the one on. Yeah I was also almost an hour long too. That's important then get an hour long. That's right now. How is the new? You're treating everything going well Real fine yeah. It's been a real good year so that's one of our stock item. You've been here a long time. You will jump at anything. I love the our our the kids and Yeah I love starting with an earthquake. I thought that was good. Yes were you. During one of the first hit I was watching as most people. The Rose Bowl and head to You know get the kids out of the way to get outside because situation gets cluttered with all that door janitor. The people they really are. I've never found that out until a crisis like that. They will try to protect themselves. Liberty is grim. We had the eighth when the other one hit which was about what maybe a year ago. Remember the one that hit early in the morning. Six thirty number of course. Yeah but after the big one. Then you all you got at the flashlights. And you've got The you know everything prepared and you said okay go down the stairway of it hits up there and then one hit about a year later and they all remembered him with six forty five in the morning so we all ran outside in our underwear and There were on the front lawn Eight of us in our underwear now. The people going by in a car. I don't know there was an earthquake or a lot of that tour bus going. By the way home we always come out here and underwear about six forty five. You know I keep saying every time. There's an earthquake for. Maybe you do this. Also you know maybe some first aid supplies Coleman Stove and case the gas goes out and and One of those big beam lights and I never do. Well I think if you have all those provisions would the people who don't have him come and beat you up and take them away because I also have a very big gun. Yeah that's good good at keeping the sore losers away from your front door to you. Every man for himself would hope to become a looter in a situation. Like that's right. Yeah Yeah those are scary though. They really You don't know until you've been through one. They're actually like I am married like one that was about six strangely enough you know Bob Newhart show the night. They had that big when I was about six years ago when a rumbled at about six six forty or six thirty in the morning and that night while we were doing the show there was one of those aftershocks And we heard it from the back of the audience because they felt the building and you were just a new heart and I looked at these. They don't like us. We're dying because you heard this. Aw and we're on and it came down and all of a sudden we you still have the tape. Yeah and you see the camera. Remember we've replayed it and you see the camera just for second. Go like this. Actually with the cameramen yes. He was over already having a couple Margaritas. By the time you know in doing a lot of shows we as we do the physical stuff they put out a wire to do flips and things like that and then they hang when you. I was at universal one time when they thought we funding to leave me there at lunch. You know just hanging twelve feet off the ground so now whenever I do any of those things the the first thing I get a pair of work because if you're doing something and there's an earthquake you don't find a stagehand going we're going to get him down in the forty eight yard. Barstool is on the bus on the way. That was a big one. Yeah you can't screw those things. The situation's critical situation. You keep composed women. They say always looked at men but you find women sometimes are much more calm and can think little clear in a situation like that. I will normally grab a woman it'd be. I think it's important drawer on top of your right. Yeah yeah no I kind of panic yeah. I don't I don't handle that well at all. I try to act calm but I cry everything trying to be cool but unless you've really been an earthquake it's just there's nothing to acquainted with. Yeah it's a little disorienting and everything Kinda goes this way and you don't know what religion and the noise. That's okay. Well that's cute. How do you keep them on their correct? Okay there he goes. Come back here. Can you make him go on your face. McNair you'll be you'll be back in a second okay. Sometimes when things are working we keep it increased. Guess don't really go. Oh well no no no we fly commercial here. You'RE GONNA stay with us a while even though you plug your show. Yeah Yeah okay sure. Okay like most of those big guys so you don't have to get back to the shootings. Good Yup no all right. We'll do this. We're going to say all month actually hear from Richard Pryor Linda Smith Monday night. I want to mention that he's going to be hosting Harvey Korman I'm going to come and sit right in that seat there when he does the model. Oh you're going to get a little spinach not well. That's all you all you have to look at Harvey and goes into he goes catatonic not well and he's going to be a with Bonnie Franklin. Tom Recent Baseball's Bob Ukraine Helen. Gurley Brown on Tuesday night we have the Icefield awkward saying the Best Carson Yen. We have people like Beverly Lee Sills. Who is right there Tony Randall? They're funny comedian. By the name of George Miller and from Cornell Dr. Carl Sagan is with his on Tuesdays League leader. Dick Kavak Tony. Newly Laura Call George Burns Marvin Hamilton and Donald J. Duck. Donald Duck will be on the show. There was a man named Donald. Oh Really J. Duck. I think he's with the Department of Interior's with the United States government and he's legitimate name is Donald Duck and you WanNa talk about going through life with problems. Yeah what a Nice Nice going to be going to a motel in your name. Come out and lock him out in writing that down speak it a harvey. You don't have much admire you and Harvey and they're replaying in that order incidentally not raw. What's up with you and Harvey Notch cracking me up? And they've been re running a lot of the composites of Carol show from around the country and those sketches hold up but you and Harvey have got something going between you. He doesn't seem to be able to break you up very often but you will. Have you look at him you eyeball oh him. Yeah and Harvey that the mouse starts to go the is dance the jaw trembles. He did the the shoulder start to go. Yeah it's a kind of started. We were in his dressing room. One time it's doing the show and he was Dressed in a chicken outfit and had the big feet had red stockings on pantyhose and he had a chicken body and chicken wings and this huge chicken in order to talk to me had to lift up the beach. You know listen. I was dressed as an Avon lady and Dan just sitting there and address can't emotion stockings and earrings and everything and he was telling me something a serious problem which he was involved in Khomeini's and you know I I don't know what he's walking up and down with these chickenfeed going. I feel you know and boy my life and I can see and I'm going. Well you know I I feel I suddenly realized is the chicken talking to a neighbor. This isn't right and I said you don't have. I'm really interested in this. But could we wait until later when you're not a chicken in an not an aimless so we went out to sketch which we never did which is falling downtime. And from that time on I think we kind of whenever we met each other's is kind of said you know these guys that are age ought to get a job for the audience understand sometimes why people get uncontrollable but I guess it's like laughing church or something you're not supposed to be professional ignite. I have been guilty on many occasions of doing nothing more than just getting the giggles coming out all over and not being able to stop. Yeah have you tried to break him up and sometimes I I I could just look at him and he would go but he would try and break me up and he would say something or do something and go and I wouldn't do anything and he'd go nuts and then he would laugh at him trying to break up me right right I sat one time for through a whole sketch for ten minutes with spinach in my teeth. Going like this and he never left and then I fell down. Yeah when you try it. It's tough but he There was one sketch where I was supposed to be a pilot coming onto the set and He opened the door and he said. Are you ready and I was. I had them bring in a toilet and I was sitting on the toilet when he said. Are you ready and off stage stage. And so he started laughing and he had. That was the dress show enough for the air show. I said I wanted to do something even funnier and he said Oh. No you won't give this time so I didn't do. Anything stood there. When he opened the door he went and he was so surprised standing there he wasn't even breaking waiting for the that doesn't happen? Ralf are makeup man was telling me says work for Tim Conway Back in Cleveland Right. I remember you hear you started as a television director. Right in. Cleveland couldn't direct really. I told myself as a director and a gentleman named Ernie Anderson who's now a big announcement does most of the AB Gosh See promos. And they'll never know never figure I sold him as talent and me as a director and he had never Vinh talent and I'd never directed so He had kind of a talk. Show on a movie thing and I never knew how to what they call time. So that when the program ended you actually had the whole movie in that hour and a half and the program always go up and we would never have the end of the movie and it wasn't until we showed citizen Kane. People began to get disturbed because they WANNA see growth but at the end and all very important to them and that's the first time I realize that they're really interested in the endings of movies So we would show the endings of the movies on Friday. Just yeah just the endings. What we have missed just takeo? Yeah that lasted a week. And then they decided that It'd be better if I wasn't a director. Is that what he's got into town with their new Well we had. The show is so bad that we couldn't get anybody to come on as a guest so I would guess too and Ernie would say you know. Here's a bullfighter. Here's a trumpet player players or whatever and I just leave the cameras on on on a bullfighter whatever discreet experience. Yeah sure was then. I mean that I started locally back in Omaha doings ashore the afternoon walk for locally locally because Roy and used to do an hour show L. three times a week with nothing so you start doing everything and actually. It didn't make any different time. Yeah tried to get guests on. We'd say like when Bob Feller was big with Cleveland Indians. We say Bob Feller was going to be the guest today. We'd never ask Bop. Just 'cause would hold an audience that way and then Bob would call and I wouldn't be on that piece of junk and we'd go the next break would say well. He called me. He's on his way traffic. He'll be here Then at the end of the show and say well. Here's Bob. We don't have time. Well maybe tomorrow. And they can't get away without the endings of the movies and the and that kind of stuff lasted about two weeks. And then I was back down writing promos again. Would you take your kids shot. And you gotta you gotTa say to the best of my knowledge about sick about running around yeah. I don't know how old they are. They're not They must be about sixteen eight eight rather there must be kind of a a handful when you go on a trip or vacation or what we take a little plane or You know it's One time I had Three kids playing. Well actually a two kits timmy. Patrick were playing little league. The shows that sense of humor that people have in little league. Because they're rough they really are. I just went to enjoy it for the kids and everything and they asked me to umpire one day. That's all that's the worst but my first boy got up to me. He got a hit. A second got Pat. He got a hit and they were short. That those games you know they go to scores usually average average route. One hundred seventy eighty three when you go to see one of those games. You don't get a seat. Just get a condominium son go on forever you so then nobody ever gets out and they don't have a strike. You just keep pitching to hit it. So you're there for days you know but anyway to my boys are now on second first so they were short so they let Jamie maybe bat now. He's only about five at the time. So Bang hits the ball that rolls of the pitcher now instead of the pitcher throwing the first to get him out. He decides to throw third to get timmy out now. Timmy's started sliding about where the shortstop withstand slid got up slid again slid again. Uh He had the slide down but it was a little early so by the time he got the third. I thought this is great. My three boys choice are going to be on base so the guy was such that have been already you saw this kid sliding sliding so. I figured well I'll tag when he comes over here so tag him. He was out by twenty yards yards. Timmy as he was walking he stood on the base. And I said say well you never saw so many people come on stand. Wait a minute Halloween. Oh yeah they're gonNA kill me made safe you know hey. The scores one hundred eighty five. We care three boys around base. The parents are the ones who take it serious. Oh Yeah and and can lead to fisticuffs and screaming eating. Yeah I forgot involved in that. No that's So they didn't play next year by the way I didn't ask you. Who is on your special when I should have? In order to Carol Burnett Syringes Mason Super And Don knotts and did a picture for Disney called the apple. Dumpling probably saw that for a lot of Academy Awards. And we're doing another one down in Atlanta alcohol. The price become the world championship boxer. You Don's my manager. It's a serious drama village. People you you know they think. YMCA BIG IT. Yup See Jack and Who else gets instead of having grown advances we had a little kid dancers eight to twelve sixteen in those tapping their heads? You know the last here especially when you dance you dance dance extremely well. You know what that wasn't it was the guy with a mask a man come on. It's really talking. We never we never revealed the fact that it was. Everybody thought it was really a rubber mask and that was a guy dancing head up. I only did the closure where I went. I went on and everybody thought it was me. I'm sitting here like a dummy. That's what Isis saying. You know I believe it can figure out of the country but yeah I actually believe things I looked at it and I said Yeah Conway Conway doesn't me too. Yeah and it was just you in the close ups gets right did anybody no. I didn't even know. Actually they didn't people who knew me said that they swore that was me I because it had this rubber masks wasn't credible. Yeah then you don't dance good at all. I'm taking it back. No no I don't dance at all. I have no sense of rhythm. That's six kids but I want to tell you that bad seriously filter. We're going to be my back so stay where you are moving along hair. Hi In my next guest I am. I'm a big Fan of his also starring in the new Neil Silence California suite and on the ninth of February motion-picture call Richard. Pryor live in concert is going to be opening in theaters all over the country which ought to be crazy because he is looking so I was going to mean for the theater. Apparently yeah apparently. They must when he was working in concert and he is a funny man. You Walk Richard. Pryor Argon Argon Rich. I'm fine thank you. Thanks for your life good yes. Everything's wonderful Johnny. This is great. It's really been doing any sniping thing for the new year or anything like that. Keep life interesting. Haven't been doing anything you know. You're talking about the earthquake in the happen. We Watch the game. Ah Yes I was I was. I was in bed watching the kids. My kids running there and they were really scared. And I don't know why I brought that up. Well I remember that in the big one big earthquake I live in a building on sunset and it was a fourteen story building and I lived in on the third floor but it was in the basement and and and it was early in the morning Oranje and I was I was in bed and I was naked and I was just laying there and windows start popping out and I said God this is it and I grabbed a Samurai sword and fifth of whiskey. We've went out in the street and everybody after the earthquake. Everybody's started getting very friendly with black people figure we knew gone. You don't mess with a cat with a Samurai sword in a bottle of whisky neighbor. They were going with a lot of people going. Oh Oh you know just really weird people's like the Valley village of the damned something they had. They are frightening though. Thanks yes people back Isaq Delvin. They think like in the movies really funny is hurts. I just saw your bombing your shoes. They're glomming Mushoo. Yeah I didn't like looking at close much. Use The gold. Yes gold fourteen CARAT FOURTEEN CARAT gold. Things going real good the no. I don't know anything to talk about. My mind left me when I worked out here. I walked off. My Mind's excuse me it happens to me all the time on this show. Nothing no went to the bathroom on. It's okay just put it on hold sitting in a great deal of penny attack helps just it does last night last night. At a moment of sheer panic starts whistling to my nose. Ramona Mona for no reason. Why just went by so doing just my mother's the only person when when you ask my mother's the only person worth calls me and says what have you been doing lately? I'm on every night you'll call me. I don't call every weaknesses. What have you been doing lately? Something I'm of the old television show. What is your mother? Feel about what you do. I mean this house you look at you. I think Paris and children. Sometimes they know you so well as a person and they have not nothing. Special program should their product. Your parents are an Tim's parents but they don't treat you like the general public sees. Yeah Richard Pryor Tim Conway when you go home. You don't get that do not at all if you look at your kids. Look at you and say hi dad or whatever my kids they'll go see somebody else. I remember when I was writing Red Skelton years ago I was wearing a local show. I didn't really wanNA know Johnny took. Well Hey the I told you I told you a lot more than you really wanted to anyway. Now that I'm now that I'm rolling. I was writing for Scalp and I had a little show on. KNX Tea Income Red Skelton. Kids run over to me that the shows you the thing was her dad and one of the biggest stars in the world. They'd see me on television. That's all that's Gregory. He told me one time he was walking with this in man came up and asked for his autograph and his children. So what did you want your autograph for. You Ain't nobody the whole attitude. My kids were in the car with me. Driving my kids were. They said I asked him. He'd been making obscene phone calls. 'CAUSE when you're young you call people go higher. Aren't say something to hang up and my kids confess that they did daughter said I call up somebody and we had a radio contest and I said what was well s dispersants at. WHO's the funniest guy in the world? You Win fifty thousand dollars and the guy said St Maarten. That's that's almost ran off to. I don't see when that light. Steve You gotta get him to get you something for Christmas part next week right and a nice vacation because you're going to be home. I'm going to do this. We're GONNA come right back so but that's a prompt. Remember your last time. Won't you talk about Your Dad. My Dad said he was a strong disciplinarian up. Oh my father would just say things that make you pee on yourself as tough. Yeah he can call him any here yes it was plain fear another your mother. My mother was my mother who knew she could tell him. Look at me. I'm going to tell you and I'd panic because my father had an approach about things you know. He just say things like he'd be reading the newspaper. GimMe piece of paper. He is reading a newspaper. He wouldn't go the trouble next door. The kids next door was really packed. Their father was mean demand would come out and the kids that they they did not hear him. Come in here and get home in three minutes. That was it. And that's all he would say. Go the kids we'd be playing basketball. Can't be going. What yes? My grandmother used. My grandma grandma used to give them trees with switches. You ever have to break them off yourself to get A. My grandma used to make me go get him. They give me something to be and it would be. It would be the longest walk in Rhode Road Hoping it would snow and get the switch in becoming home and it'd be killing the win right and it makes you start crying. You get in the House and my grandma she would just get mad and just would-be with anything like Oh bankcards hurt all on this big old hot water bottles. That's what they call them right not marred about this whole eight gallons of along this embarrassed woman yet but maybe they did that on a I love. Oh sure on below now how are you my discipline tipline very good. I I started out a spanking. I tried so many realize that they can look at us. Spanked me and I would feel awful so I try talking to him. You know and and my kids are real life stuff. If you don't mind I hope you you can put it out right. I mean my kids. One day my daughter rain just came into me and she was talking about. My grandmother had been took her for a ride. I was talking to a lot of approach for eight years old. She looked at me. Daddy I just wish they'd get off my back. That is known as a child. Please ecorse even on the you can understand. That's that's communicated you know what's on your mind right away. She's she's just think I think grandmothers racist everytime we go down the street street says honky distant and my mother's white right. Okay now what am I supposed to do. Okay so now what am I supposed to do. I said well go tell your your grandmother how you feel tell her the truth teller as is a price for telling the truth to Iran. That's the thing if she went in there and I saw her in the yard switch later the win. That's that's a direct parents can understand that kind of us so I talked to my kids. I don't like what you do and I don't think you respect but you. You still love it you still got my heart man they can do stuff to you sit in your lap and just off daddy and that's it off. Real finished guys are push always usually for a little girl. Aw Man it just so beautiful and this is sharp and smart and full of life and they make you happy. They say good things to tell you. Love can't help it cannabis that's beautiful you know. Usually when you're spending anger and they say that yeah no I. I thought I was doing with my parents. Did to me. And that messed me up man. I just going to mess them some of the same way I messed up and I don't want to do that little children okay. We'll take a break. I'll be right back with more eight year old dialogue. The what I mentioned earlier about your concert being filmed tim. Tim Ask me wasn't sure where there was a live performance Wisconsin they filmed your your concentrated you know filmed. I'm to a couple of nights at Long Beach when I was doing things for the court and things do y'all your through the court thing in Just about I only have have to four hundred more concerts and very very aw hopefully not filmed the concert. I wanted you know. Bill cosby our in California's sweet together. Right right and the movie I think's very funny and really got after. Bill is performance not for us but for what they thought it thought. It was a racial slur against us in the film and I heard interesting to talk about and that we ran the film. We only black people and we'd only ones doing slapstick capstick comedy and they the reviewers these white men furnace offensive for black people. They got a consciousness all all of a sudden. And it's not fair to people like Neil Simon her Ross Ray Star Bill Cosby or Gloria Gifford and Sheila Fraser. You know the people that were in the second seconded because we loved doing we're less than a slapstick and that's what it was supposed to be an and not that anybody cares but I wanted to mention case you do care that out I would love to. I work with people anytime because I think men man with a lot of principals we no way meant to do nothing but be funny and that's what I thought thought we were what you see. Four white people have done that same sketch. Nobody would have said anything but see people working. And they didn't like it and the indefensible reviewers you know they are they are really a Ah Nice people I know you know when I go out and have an interview or something and you know you're cutting their meat for and I the IPAD intelligence has a right to feel so you need them a little bit and they read a review. I should have done that. We've we've show you do life as a big long on the dollar is going to say this is all it is and they lied your well. I don't believe leave that well. You're you're entitled. No yes I don't where where we hear. We hear my mind just came back all right rich so anyway what kind of people to get your thoughts pretty pretty much more blackmore whiten. Well I would say this audience is mostly white here but not in my concerts. Usually when I I did one concert one time I walked. ONSTAGE was nothing but white people and audiences scared me to death I did I want. I usually go relying uses like like open. I look at the audience and say why people you know because it's hardly like to white people in audience so it was really funny but you walk out all white people that ain't funding. What are you going? Go Yeah look at you sure and usually win a lot. Usually when people come see me work they usually take notes Are Look like they're doing some kind of sociological research. What does that word mean? Is that really Do they talk. Like you've got a good mix of an audio. Yes I would I I would look. I think I have a good mix of an audience. Was that your question I used recently and I throw in black people here at home I do have a I have a mixed not many Chinese people real yeah. They're kind of hard to laugh though they really don't laugh we'll how would you like to go to China to go to China. I would feel I would just learn. I just think Chinese food is so great and I would love to go to China. Chinese people probably got some weird ideas about black people. You know any place usually were white. Americans go real. We say by Pierre Tails you know and things like that in Chinese we would probably be looking at you. No I just think China is billion. People you should be friendly would be anything the do we ought to you. I went to a Chinese restaurant. Wait a minute johnny. And the funnest thing I've ever heard my life. Why the Chinese waiter that stuttered I mean? The man was studying in Chinese. The the F. in France is trying to help him get mad but we go to China. I WanNa go with you. Conway Pat McCormick. Oh my God Harvey Korman. We all got together and they will probably end their diplomatic relationship with the United States. Next week for a week it would all be fun. Be An awful lot of fun fascinating people as you say you got a billion premiere. China's spits in the right guy has tried to ask the networks to edit out that part when they showed the film because he's talking to the magazine Magal phone please those parts causing the image not really really folksy atmosphere or A. Thank you break. We'll be right back. The doctor Lyndon Smith is with US tonight if you hadn't met him. He has his television shows. Not As long as yours special special. It's a matter of fact it's a minute and a half syndicated television messages throughout the country called House calls. He's been with us before. And he'll be with us again. Dr Lyndon Smith. Congratulations on your on on your master's when the other night and they they had a little review of a book by Lord Trimming called undertow between ended it said and I thought at this is the answer to all pediatricians. We should know this and have it on the wall and said Lord trimming him said The lady is never wrong now. I've found that my wife has has been telling me that for you but if you don't see it in print way usually don't get that message that when a woman brings her child with the opposite said he's sick. He's sick and you keep looking finding finding sicker. You make him sick or something because the kid the kid is sick and you can't examine say he's not sick because they'll go to another doctrine that's bad for business so you find or you find. He's got pin worms or you know there's there's something that's going on with that child because the mother knows best. It's ready when the baby has come from her. She's he's live with this kid for twenty four hours a day and the father brings a kid and said my wife says he's sick looks okay to me so And so he's not you know but we believe the woman I and really makes some sense and we've been to the times we're burned by the time we don't believe that woman so for Heaven Sake of a woman comes on and says something thing believer you just nod your head. It's not being henpecked is. Just it's God's truth. They've got some messages that God gave to them when they say something. The my wife says that the the bad behavior of our children is from the bad genes from the father side of the family. And it's often did you get rummage response and ask you a question if I've been reading. PA aided erupted opted. You know you didn't interrupt me at all I just doctor and you're on your on Western Airlines Lord Trimming Amazon. Get you to listen more. Oh yes I didn't. I wasn't aware that he said she wants to get full. Among other things Portland Oregon was just wiped out. We just still we were on the purported. We've got the ice up there that you wouldn't believe and my my wife again who Who believes in UH sometimes? She thinks that she said you know what's happening tonight. Because we were in thirty nine degrees huddled around the zero around this uh-huh package causing birdwell. And she said you know what we're doing we're talking we're usually watching TV or complaining or talking on the phone. We were talking to one another. And that's sort of bad weather forces people to get together. So what's What's new in medicine? WELL WE'VE GOT A. We've got flu going around that you wouldn't blue. Let's clues. Lewis is very bad. Why oh I can't think you're the flu dot? Well we can all yes yes just ahead of it a three and out now we have what they call a Russian type blue now. That's right yeah roping flu. And they're all the same basically it's high fever and a headache in your eyeballs hurt. You don't WanNa the all hurting and then the fever comes down and then there's this are kind of it goes on for seven days so it's a ten day illness. It's a very standard type. There's nothing nothing you can do. There is of course a lot of things. We're going to take you some of the best. The best present gin lemon juice and honey lemon on justin how we run out of that one nine. The kids came in were standing in barking by the bed one night and I had to give them. I didn't have the right ingredients. It was Bourbon and some antihistamine and some molasses was so bad they never complained again. So if you make the cough syrup tastes too good. They're in there every twenty minutes prompting and barking and stuff so you have to kind of watch that but we it does. It does work. If you know it's coming you have a question for Dr Richard about the children have ills in Rachel doctors in kids. That are brewers are more likely to get beaten by their mothers because they're more likely to be in bad behavior but we'll give him some cough syrup. These kids are all well. Jim Do you have anything wrong with your kids at home or I'm sorry. This is some research John Research on people that end up as they have the people like this or more likely been very tickly his little children. Were you ticklish. No no the only lately by those who are going to be more likely to be sensitive. It's just a little rule and you notice the stethoscope open. We can't feel this. Wait a minute trip with a handkerchief. Gives me on what you can do that. Famous magic trick that you do at parties but I guess not I. I just just blew his nose. That's it might my work with children who have Give teachers trouble in school or that. They're very sensitive. Goosey kind of kids and I'm invented them but I can't have this along with a lot of feathers teacher at sounds like Dave school has the as the kids all my down supine on the floor naked preferably and she lowers pool with a further on it and see which kids Sa- break I and those are the ones that are going to have. Yeah they're they seem to have more trouble but we are sensitive to hypersensitive children in trouble in school. So we'd like to isolate them or find out because is there some things we can do. But we're we're if we haven't gone too far past the flu I could go back to short because we there there are some people Framingham. Ah Trimming back up the. There's some people do respond. Oh the vitamin C.. And it might be worthwhile to take enough by. Does it take. Who Much of it you? Your body will respond. I had a woman told me that it didn't work. Sure Chow kept throwing it up as fast as she was getting down but it was she was doing something for the child. And that's it's important to that you feel that you're you can't just sit there and see your got sick but there. There is a point if your if your child has pneumonias blue. I and one hundred five where you're not gonNA sit around. Give it vitamin C.. You might but do it on the way to the doctor. Don't get sort of a limit to this health thing. I agree with many many of the health concepts. But there's a point when Richie tell at this kid was turning blue ways. See the I've had many black people come in with CIANCI. She the rash Yes of course just to point out a typical spot and they they will and Oh yes. We see a lot of that and I. I don't know I'm not. I didn't do very well the new about well. We're nothing that you you look when you when you hear kicking up again and You like when you were a child whose parents in the other room. Don't no no no we try to have them in the office there with us because we should save some time and ask questions in the His little happier if they often feel the parents of abandoned them and that sort of dirty trick. We try trying not to be tried to try to get through the exam without the child crying which is another kind of a trick when they get to a certain age maybe after their twelve thirteen or fourteen. It's amazing how much they'll let us look at things in the body but not their parents kind of hiding in the corner there. Let me take a look at this and that It's okay well. This was a different show. I'm sure you felt it a little bit. There were some awkward moments in it. Hope you'll tune in subscribe arrive tomorrow the Johnny Carson Show podcast. That are coming out weekly every Sunday night. We've got a new podcast for you. So we're going to keep going and we're gonNA keep interviewing some other famous famous people from the show I've got on my list Theresa Ganz L. who was wanted the mighty Carson ours players She played a lot of the sketches threes fender mine. And she's GonNa I sit down with me and we're GonNa talk about her experiences working as a side kick Johnny and all the sketches so tune in and keep listening to the Johnny Carson Show. PODCAST I'm your host will Schreiner and I will see you next time. Thanks again. Please subscribe bye bye.
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"Now on will. How did this get made celebrates ten years of podcasting some reminiscing about the show's origins followed by a replay of the very first episode. Relax with nick kroll for more. Follow at your will fund social media. Happy listening was twenty. Twenty one is for me is all about connection. I found line from websites and online stores to marketing tools. Analytics square speeches the all in one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business. Remember me. I used to plug into your wall and then into your computer now. I'm just here to connect you to let her know hidden What is the thing man. No not what. I don't know there are no hidden fees or price hikes. I went on a hike the other day but guess what will know that it was a price because i guess i paid for it and all websites are optimized for mobile. And it's so simple. Start with the design template and use drag get it drag queen you jaw raggio your landline drag queens drag to make your own and disgrace base dot com slash two thirds to you d s scores based dot com slash two for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch the offer code terry t. u. d. s. to save ten percent of your first purchase click high homosexual bryan safi and i'm feminist era gibson and this is attitudes women's issues. Lgbt plus issues. Yeah well it's that kind of weak popcorn can handle it. It was good. How're you doing. I gotta say. I woke up in duck gas mood. You know what i mean. No reason for that. I know i know honestly a just. I woke up in a boiling rage. Unlike anything i've seen in a while. And i went to bed happy. I i've been watching friendly bowitz. Pretend it's a city. It's on my list for this weekend. It's literally like seven half hour episodes. It's so breezy to get. It's so good and it's so fun to watch her. Obviously and marcus says he does it in the shots of new yorker so beautiful. But that i recommend but i woke up in an absolute rage for. I guess obvious reasons i mean. I'm sure the events of last week. But i don't know what happened but then i got to know what my solve was Not so lv s elvy. Both i started watching the videos of people. From the trump mob the seditionists getting removed from planes. Yes getting arrested. When they land and i gotta tell you it lifted. It was so know that's sadistic to say it was so it's not the sweetest justice to watch i'd relished and all these people getting carried off this one woman lying to believe he was like she was like my children. My children he goes. How many kids did. How many kids do you have in. She goes three and sorry. What'd you say because he didn't hear it goes four. Here's the thing. I don't think it's a distant. Here's why i don't think that you we have. We have a problem in this country where we let offenders people who are bad players people who are evil misguided ding arrays. We let them get away with this shit and then what happens is fifty years later. It comes back worse so what we need right now. The way the only way we can move forward is to make sure that justice is served. Like a warm fucking pot roast. I could not agree more and everyone who is on the moderate right even is sort of suggests not everyone there are exceptions but is sort of suggesting like you know what would this country really needs healing reunification and i think throwing the book at trump would really sending the wrong message and it was like absolutely throws things. The wrong message not doing that. So we're gonna continue to give him a pension to two hundred thousand dollars. A year paying people i dis fucking -gree and by the way this is how the nazis rose to power. They were not punished when they started doing shit like this and they just became more powerful. So what are you going to do you need. You see grown men crying at the airport saying a terrorist. Because you are because here's the fucking consequences when you go to nancy pelosi's office in the way screech. Why are you treating me like a black person. I saw that fucker. I hope he gets exactly. Let me tell you something. The the difference is and i was thinking about this today in the shower like the difference between people going out and supporting black lives matter. I do so knowing what the consequences are and knowing that they're going to be treated unfairly by police force by the military. These mother fuckers go out there and they know that. Nothing's going to happen to them so that when she does happen to them. They're so fucking shocked because the system is turned on them. What are you talking about. I'm a white straight six gendered man. Why a why you treat me like this fucked up you asshole and you want to know the difference long thing you want to know the difference between a protest and a seditionists really. The big difference is someone pointed out on. Twitter is like women's. The last time you saw a black lives matter. Protesters be put on the do not fly list. They're not they're not because they're not riots and they're not violent attacks on the us government. I am here for everyone. Being in vail unveiled. I am here for clarence thomas. His wife going down. I'm here for all of it and let me tell you something. I know it's been said but i just want to reiterate it and i know you're not doing this but people might be betsy. Devos all these fucking cowards. Who are suddenly resigning. They need to go down to. Glory in in in jumping the fuck and ship when the fucking rats are surfacing. It's not a phrase but it is now no it's a. I would jump up anything if i saw rat missed me. I don't know if you've experienced this yet. But i have an l. a. Because one time when we first moved into our place like it was ever. I goes full of rats. Apparently that's just my thing shut. They're really cute. Yeah they're very. They're tiny mice but in rats are tiny mice. No they're like. I'm i've believe me. I've killed many rats. Are you telling me think brats are smaller than mice they are. There is version of rats. That are smaller than mice in version erin but are by more than i mean. I'm not i'm not. i'm not murdering cats is rats. I don't care if you do so everyone can throw whatever they want me. Can i say something else about last week and i. I don't even know if people have the bandwidth to rehash what what happened. But i mean so i totally understand if this is this is like not something you want to hear but i do want to say i think is really important that we don't normalize this like for example. You know i'm working right now right now. This moment and in general in on wednesday. I was like we're done for the day it was ten. Am and i was like we're not. We're not pushing through this. I'm not normalizing this shit as if it's just like stuff that we just need to deal with and pushed through and i feel like everyone needs to be reminded when they start going like. Oh well whatever you do in your mind to be like. I've seen to push through this. Don't do that shit. Well let's take a day off around this place. Okay so work for aaron and upper me. Because i've seen your time cards. They are lengthy. Turn off the tv shut up. Gimme your found. Give me the phone as i say to. My stepson found the way to really discipline children. Aaron give them the phone so that you have something to take away Do you know what i mean. Yeah hear about anymore it holds all the power hickory doc or whatever they're on now all the docs. Yeah yeah docking. Kids looked at each other. They really kind of do. What is your wish stepson. Is this again miley miley sorace and not give his name. Your kid after a basically the hannah montana actress a dinosaur. No bright miley sorace right. You're right but i'll tell you. The destruction did who did though. I wanna know who's to blame. Oh you mean who created miley stores will my ex husband. I still say my stepson. Because i can't ever people know my devotion to children. And i can't ever actually strong elving push my children even after my divorce so this was when i was married to. What's his name the founder of minnie cover lion lions lions gate. Oh yeah blind. Date the founder of mini cooper. Yep yeah so. It was the founder of mini cooper. Who by the way. The idea was stolen. Car many many cooper then in another mickey mouse minnie mouse knockoff. She's like a budget minnie. Mouse mini cooper. You know what i mean. Yeah and what she did. She happened to come around at the same time. As many driver is like a similar thing or different different totally different. Different sorry aaron. Now i want to know more about your weight by the way. Can i tell you something. Just as upsetting as miley sorace. Yup andrew marriages to veterans me cooper. Please i him out knockoff please. This is very short pleaded upsetting game. You want. I realized after watching a video of david bowie yesterday as like i needed a pallet cleanser. Is this this. God down this rabbit hole but started with david bowie. I realized that there's a reason that g string panties are called g-strings. And it's not. It's the middle string on the guitar. Are you serious. Yes who who. Where the fuck else could have come from. That's true that's true. I have no idea. I think you're right. I think it was like whoever who like whatever slash being like. Oh where am i guitarist. Yeah oh yeah it. Does it feels like this. The acoustic fedora wearing version of panties. That's honestly disgusting. Isn't that the worst than you've already fucking labia shredding fucking butthole piercing peaceful show. It's called the g spot. i bet it is. it must be said it is. Yeah oh my god. Everything's relating everything on a woman's women's bodies related to a tall car is way i mean. Listen because of women but it's guitar i. Everyone knows that she's my girl. She's my number one girl my guitar and after that my girlfriend bitch with this is my true love and play them both baby at play them. Both i feel like the seventies was the was. We're all had all come out of their raunchy. what. I heard a couple of statistics. Yes please. I love statistics. I've been waiting. So i've been reading this book. It's a book of essays called the unreality of memory by lisa gabbert and. I'm reading it. Because i went to high school with the lisa and then i haven't talked to her in years but found this glowing review of this book in the new york times that she got and i was like. Oh my god. I'm going to support her and buy this book. It's incredible it's very dark. Basically is real life tragedies and sort of how the human system response to them. It's very dark so they talk about like natural disasters. They talk about the titanic seeking. They talk about it then. Called mega phobia. Which is the fear of enormous things but also through the titillation with it and specifically manmade things. So there's sculptures in scotland called the kelp as k. e. l. p. e. s. There are these giant horseheads that truly st- people scare people like faint and still like they just and it's that idea of just like something so giant and man made like even an oil rig that sends shivers down people spying but also makes them a little titillated but anyway she did he both fuck. These horseheads didn't fuck the horse. has they paint inferior. Yeah but she also did another essay about pandemic but britain like two years ago in two thousand eighteen so good and like obviously so accurate talks about from the black death till now and how people handle pandemics what they thought of them. Whatever but she goes into the section about rabies. Do you know that when rabies presents its fullest form in a human. Which by the way once. You're symptomatic a human of rabies. There's nearly one hundred percent chance you're gonna die. Arabia's is so fucking dangerous 'cause like you're it's nearly passed it's like ninety nine percent of people die but there's no cure new there is there is the thing is you just have to get those shots fast. You know what i mean like. You can't really wait until symptoms present but if a a crazy dog does by you and you don't know if they've had their shots you should go to the hospital and the shots are painful so everyone please give your dog the shots and give my daughter shot way. Where do they put the shots. Do you know get a used to be in your stomach. But i think maybe now during in your arm. And i learned that on judge judy which is the separate statistic. Okay rabies and it's. It's just of a fact but but i regret to you by the way the amount of rabies knowledge that you've just gathered from various. Hit the way me on the wheel. You ready for the way me on the wheel. Sharia the whammy on the wheel is that people become. They have when they present with symptoms of rabies. One of the symptoms of the first symptoms is an extraordinary fear of water their body shakes. They start crying when they're thirsty. They'll reach for glass of water but then pull their hand right back because they're so scared of it so it goes from bodies of water to literally glass of water to shower. They start literally start shaking and crying because they're so afraid about how can you and then you died like the next day. I don't know. I don't know how i don't know once the symptoms present. How long your life is but and salivate like crazy. Obviously and like your brain gets super fucked up and like you can't swallow. Yeah and which is why. What's so crazy about. She was also talking about antibiotics and immunity. And all this and which is why like mosquitoes are. I guess responsible for like the most deaths in the world's second note i and humans are second well by the way the then you gotta be real careful to live in houston louisiana the everglades all those places because that's just mosquito town usa. Sure i usually. I do one of those beds. The beds from like the old days I just. I put those on wheels. And i go all over town all my errands. No when i go back to houston. Let's right on. i ten. I've you see a woman in a canopy bed. Covered miskitos netting on wheels also in a car. I mean it's been a car. Protect you from -squitoes. Yeah it could. 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Fuck you. I know it dumb bitch. Someone of my family was like you know if reunification impossible i do think there is a two state. Solution like israel and palestine. Where like we just redraw the borders. And i'm like no you. Your idea of reunification is separation. Also guys also so the people who are still in your state or in those borders are being marshallese can continue to do that shit too so crazy and moved to russia move to iran moved to china. They're thrilled about insurrection. Yeah go fucking you leave the country yes thank you thank you so these are vaginal meshes of human beings that need to be put right into the biohazard been. You know what i mean. Okay so let's go over the senators first. And then i'll go into the reps. Cindy hyde smith of mississippi. Now these are all people who supported the recount. Vote not only supported. I'm going to get into the details of what they have done in their personal lives in their political lives that make them kind of the perfect. Let me my overview statement. which is. There is a reason that there are so many of these freshmen wraps who are female. Who act like this is because they were chosen by the republican party because of exactly who they are. They were chosen by the people in the states. Because it exactly who they are. They are the worst people who are misguided and have some kind of sense of urgency based on the fact that they think their brand of christianity is being taken away and all this other stuff that makes them the self righteous fucking evil gun toting monsters. These are women who are monsters and they are playing a man's game. And i'm telling you something is not gonna fuck and workout for you. Because let's take the example of the woman who was shot in in in the riot in in invasion who now trump supporters maga people are saying is antifa. She died for the fucking 'cause And they have thrown her the fuck away and put her on the other side so you think gonna be loyal to you in this fucking movement. Thank fucking again especially if you're woman. She was barely even mentioned on the day. That they fucking voted those jeep. The who were there sitting there saying like oh we absolutely support the recount. We we whatever object right shows are fucking mentioned. Their blood on there's blood on a fucking marble floors and she was not mentioned. So don't think for a second that you as a woman in this movement that you you're going to have any leg-up alll narrative. Yeah oh no no. No no no okay. So cindy hyde smith. I wanted to say. Also the two senators who supported trump are both named. Cindy look. there's only two and they're both cindy we've got cindy hyde smith who the first woman elected to the senate for mississippi which doesn't mean you're the fucking best You might remember her saying during one of her campaign things if trump inviting me to public hanging. I'd be on the front row. And she got her fucking wish truly She can dive right into an unfilled pool. She these people are fucking. I'm not there heine. get your shots. If you get near these people i will say this and this is the only empathetic thing i will ever say about these people i do that. There is a portion of this that is inherited trauma. That is like a generational thing. I learned a thing. They have like some kind of like thick skin that has been redirected in like. We'll fuck you fuck the world. Fuck all these people I don't think that they are necessarily people who were reflecting on. Their behavior are able to do any of this stuff. So that's a whole thing. I'm not saying that they deserve because they're women or whatever they don't deserve any special consideration at all born. I'm saying is i do think that will and i think a lot of trump supporters. There is a there is a damage there. There is a deep damage. That will never be fixed. And i say that as a person who can see that in those people and also understands it like enlist. They're going to therapy or unless they're trying to make themselves better done. That's it you can't you can't change your mind. These people don't think the problems coming from inside. The house of the problem is being directed at the everything else is the problem. They are the victims. Yes exactly cynthia llamas. She's the fifty is she's from wyoming fiftieth world's wealthiest member of congress A net worth over five million dollars of course free family money. She didn't earn a good goddamn dime she prefers to be called congressman not congressperson or congresswoman. Man no no. She's just she's just. She's playing a man's game so fucking hard the hardest. She can do it. She's like why don't know anybody else on selling yourself out to your rabid crazy constituents or you just want to do that. Who fucking knows i. Don't she's also the first female senator from the state. Which by the way is not saying much. If you've got a party who is who is just putting any old monster in the fuck and seat and then you have to be like and then you have to earn your keep your your your position as a woman and that monstrous thing. They're letting you have a fair shot at being a dickhead. I just don't. I don't think there's nothing to celebrate here. She also does not believe in systematic racism rather more like pockets of racism like you could just stumble upon a pocket of racism. But it's not it's not all around you it's not omnipresent. She's got an a plus rating from the nra and she has a law degree that also needs to be ripped from her cold manicured hands. Here's another thing. She said She said about the way that she approaches politics. She says my brand of libertarian-leaning republicanism. So you're libertarian tonight. Okay or whatever that that's like saying like my my my democratic leaning republican like there's nothing makes sense about that just sounds like i'm selfish as hell but i also want to be part of a bigger group. I'm selfish as helen. I don't want anyone to take my money exactly. My brand of libertarian-leaning republicanism is not the emergent. Fiscal restraint has not been invoked. Which is a hilarious statement considering. She's a heavy investor and proponent of bitcoin which is a fake money that is unregulated just sits on a fucking server. So don't talk to me about fiscal restraint when you're literally dumping millions of dollars into a fucking one zero. Yup your a need to do. I still haven't done my indecent proposal. Fantasy with bitcoin. Yeah what is this. I guess it's not real well. It was just that. I would be bathed in bitcoin on my bed and robert redford walk in but i guess the coin is in physical where you just have to print it out. Yeah print out your bitcoin statement and then he just throws oh yeah just one piece of paper floating just gently down on your naked body. I think it's gorgeous. Various okay overall reconsider all american beauty. Trash bag style. I think you can absolutely get away with it. You can sell it. You're actually right full. You know what aaron. My plan is full steam ahead. I can't wait til i reboot indecent proposal and involves bitcoin bitcoin and someone floating a piece of paper on my on my naked body okay. cynthia alumnus can take her hairsprayed to hell hair and take the escalator right down to the devils buttonholes. Care push that button all the way down so eight. Senators objected to the election results. And as i mentioned two of them were named cindy and they were the only women. So congratulations cindy's across the world. Congratulations here's the Female members of the house who objected stephanie. Bias of oklahoma. She's new to congress. Her term ends in twenty twenty three supermarket fucking calendars nevertheless superhero corey. Bush is successful in kicking all these scum out of office for trying to undermine the democratic process which by the way god bless. I mean honestly corey. Bush gives me so much. Hope there are a record number of female republican women being Who are freshmen politicians year. And it is isn't it by absolute design. The republican party sees it the only way they continue doing. Their evil shit is to put women at the as the face of their their party. But it's just it's it's the same. It's the same people just now. They're wearing a fucking secretary dress. Whatever we call that thing you know that near the special dresses at you weren't turtlenecks under the yes. Yes i saw on dateline the other night the mom. Oh your mom was no. The mom on. The show was wearing one on dateline. Mom of the person who was arrested for attacking i kid the hotel gorge daddy. Did you see that gayle king interview. Oh by the way she gayle. King contact i now she. I know danger us. I'm here for more people having interviews over zoom because there's something about them being on the computer they just think like they're alone can just do whatever they want. Okay lauren bogert. This idiot released video. Where she said she would bring a glock to congress and fight for second amendment rights and then the capitol police had to be like actually. There's certain rules with that. So you can't bring your fucking glock to the floor By the way she owns a gun themed restaurant in colorado and if you think If she thinks for one second that one of those ass hats wouldn't have pulled over right out of her office had they seen a woman in cowering behind her desk. You're absolutely wrong. They have no fucking loyalty by the way. Her husband was arrested for indecent exposure. He showed two women his dick at a bowling alley of all places any any time anywhere but like who wants to see that won't nachos also the way and the smell of bowling. Yeah spotted greece pizza. Everything in their smells like old. Popcorn doesn't matter which bully you're so he heard two women talking about their tattoos. Like i got a tattoo on my dick navy pulled out his dick. What fucking new. By the way it is not lauren's jason is not the responsibility of lauren but choices of course they're still of course she also live tweeted the location of pelosi's office during this and And her whereabouts but then called the violence at the capitol inexcusable but sorry back peddler throwing like a rag doll trying. Okay go with charges to all these Cat camic from florida. Double down cat. She said the storming of the capital further result. Her commit to overturning. the election. cat is also a straight up fucking coward. She would not talk to reporters after the invasion by domestic terrorists and her reps that it was because she was like so busy can use email us. Because we're so busy right now. Michelle fischbach from minnesota. This fish do know this lady. She's investors a fucking glasses from the twenty first century. And that's nicest thing. I must say about this bitch. She's a festering troll ward and her husband is the executive director of minnesota citizens concerned for life. Which should be renamed unless you're black and wrongly accused of a crime on on death row. It is the largest and oldest anti-choice oregon minnesota. She is a condemned. The violence back paddler abc's after the fact but you know she's still doubling down okay marjorie green. I can't even already talked about her on the show. I can't with the fucking cross it. I can't with the fucking wearing a trump mask and then like not wearing the trump masks. Because you don't believe the mask that you wore the mask in the first place started fucking shouting match. Because she was being sworn in i can't cunanan etc. I just get the fuck out nutjob. Yeah yes Diana harshbarger. she's also brand new female. Gop politician willing to boot. Lick until or gums blade to sit at the popular table but it's not the popular table. It's actually the table with all the psychos by the way. She was a pharmacist before she got into politics which means i assume that she's been in a position to turn pregnant person away a timer to from my practice. Which is the over the counter would be. I'm sure at some point she was like you're not getting your hands on this real. I'm not helping you out. Yeah anti-choice blabber blue same fucking. I mean it's just like go down the checklist of monsters. they're doing it. All vicky hartzler missouri. Ex home acc teacher. Who's a major homophobic fought against marriage. Equality rallied against missouri. Adopting the ira wants to reduce snap benefits. Obama birther doesn't believe in science or that people should have healthcare. And i hope that ingrown toenail's in jail time do this bitch in does do people say missouri. I say missouri but people say am i making up missouri. I think they do a southern. It is a southern accent. Yeah aspect to it. Ah i mean the way people talk. Yeah sing lois. Massara my stepdad. Who's from missouri says missouri because he calls it misery in it. You vet herrell hurrell. I mean fuck. I came to new mexico just in time to see this. Itt grad you've herald take the iconic state which by the way new mexico is rife with females success stories. I mean place is so feminine. Has like really i mean. Look at the i mean deb. Allied she's got she's like the fucking opposite energy of dab. She is Cherokee she's of cherokee descent For real not like one fifteenth. Or whatever she doesn't believe in helping anybody in the state women or indigenous people. She's a fucking liar and it just goes to prove that anyone can internalize patriarchal colonizer bile. It's up for grabs for anybody. Itt tech. i can't. I just can't with that fact we w yes. I thought you were making joe. No that's for real. But what she. What was her specialty. Oh dots and the screens got it. So she does like tv tv dots. Debbie lesko from china. She's the co chair of the bipartisan congressional caucus for women's issues. Which is a big fat fucking joke. She's also a member of a member of the house freedom caucus and is currently the only female member which should be telling their their big big pile of fuckin- turbo people in april nineteen eighty-eight lesko then twenty nine and known as deborah k lawrence was charged in conroe texas which is north of houston. I know it well. I've been to that lake. I saw people getting fingered in that all old. You must have been underwater with goggles on. They were hard in that mud water. So it's hard to getting fingered in texas that mode water. Honestly all you were trying to do is have a good snorkel in a lake and despise them. Seashell it's just saw so much finger and dot com now cool so she was charged with tampering with government records which is a misdemeanor She also has aliases. Debbie harris deborah ignace. Deborah scholtz and deborah howard. So she talks a lot about. She blames her first husband. Who apparently was a con artist. And has this listen. I'm gonna say something. That's gonna sound cold and i'm gonna. I'm gonna tell you why. I think this so. She hasn't made a duck in meal out of the her first husband. And how like you know. She was trapped in his marriage and he made her do all the stuff and blah berty blueberry deep blue and just all the stuff about You know being someone who is in an abusive relationship. I don't doubt but then when you get into political position and you don't do anything for women they you actively make things harder for women in domestic abuse situations. I'm not buying the fucking story or even turn allies your story. I just think that people come out the other end of that. And they're just like ice by like. Hey elgin say people. This person i the thing i don't understand is like you have the now you have lined yourself with a party. That does not care about women you yourself have seen how hard it can be for a woman in this position. And then you get out and you start fighting for the rights of corporations. Oh i can't. I can't even okay. Nicole mallya tokyo. Take us that nyland trash freshman get the fuck outta here. Doesn't have the spine to do the right thing. She can hit the fucking bricks. Lisa mclean michigan. Doesn't want to remove trump. Because it's going to cause more drama as you were saying is one of your relatives who you're talking to a family member yeah This is what. I was mentioning earlier. This is what happened in the in nazi germany germany. The reichstag fire where the capitals burned. They blamed the nazis blamed on communists and used it as a reason to impose new laws and took power so it is truly important right now that there is a hard line that this sheet is not acceptable. There is precedent that this will get worse. Mary miller illinois. Mary my know as a person who likes to cherry pick nazi ideology speaking nazis. She was just recently busted. Saying hillary right on one thing. I saw mary miller. Here's the whole whole quote if we win a few elections. Were still going to be losing unless we win the hearts and minds of our children. This is the battle hillary's right on one thing he said. Whoever has the youth has the future. Okay truly find it doc. Grab those cement shoes and walk the fuck off. Apps tie those bricks to those ankles and walk a block away absolutely just a couple more. Carol miller i not that this isn't even fuck enough but carol miller west. Virginia you can take your chunky highlights and pick up a one way ticket to the shenandoah which is a fucking muddy river in west virginia. Beth van dwayne I mean you have never seen eyebrows plucked higher on a nazi than this bitch. Get the fuck out and don't fucking turn around to see if anyone gives a fuck spoiler alert. We don't jackie walorski indiana ranking member of the house committee on ethics. I'm sorry you don't have any experience in this area. Take your split bang and your fucking dumb smile and go right on down to whatever freeway of your choice and just mattress lay down this mosquito man okay so all of these bitches doing the wrong thing. All of them okay. All of them wearing pearls. Which i think should be like. I know comma. Likes to wear pearls. But i i feel like we should just make it so pearls is like an indicator of virtue but it actually means. I'm covering up some shit. i mean. sure. I don't know I think pearls should be like. Hey these were all given to me when david duke. Just on my clavicle wow erin. Wow wow bethany. Wow okay. And i can't even count the i all these all the names of the repeal of the republican reps who voted basically voted for overturn of the us government. There were seven michael's multiple david's multiple. Tom's multiple steve's gyms there were. I mean literally any basic big male name that you can think of from the fifties they are there represented in hordes. So that should tell you something. Right there It should be pointed out by the contesting. The election results of joe biden these straight up. Ding dong ding elaine's ring a ding are also contesting the results of their own elections. If it was rigged thing guess what ding-dong that also means you're fucking vote counts wrong. I don't get it. I mean honestly gone off the this. The logic train has left the station. Gone off on a ghost rail and is headed right to a gorge. Notice this at this point. Also it is. Dire is specially because people have rejected with the vice. President is done. Which by the way i couldn't be less on his side but it the night that they counted the electoral votes. He wised up at the last second and was like enough of this. We're counting the votes will go by the way you understand that. Part of the reason that he that is he sat and watched donald trump literally fucking ripped to shreds and ruin all these people who betrayed him and then all the sudden pencils like. I don't think we should do that. And then he turned on bench because it was a personal attack. No i did the right thing ever defend mike pence. I know you're not these. People who continue to believe trump have rejected. What the vice president has done what the senate majority leader is done. What many members of his own cabinet of done and said that this election was fair his former attorney general. The senate majority leader at this point. They rejected everyone except trump. they only think trump is right. Which is the literal definition of a me tallahassee. So at this point i was so frightening about it or annoying or time consuming about it. It's like you're dealing with people who have to be like deprogrammed. Do you know what i mean. This isn't just. I mean we can call them crazy all day long. They don't care they literally have to be deprogrammed because they're only listening to one person they are finding this one guy a truth teller and a you know profit really. The maga ideology has to be snuffed out. It has to be it has to be thrown in the fucking toilet like a dead fly and flush all the way down never to be seen again and i think these women and by the way it should be said are as i mentioned. I mean there are plenty not plenty. But they're it's not just women like there's There's other people who aren't straight six gendered white men who were part of this party and i to say like i almost understand why those dudes are involved in this like this is their fucking grasp last death rattle for power. It's over for them. But i want the women to understand which they never will. But you're upon in this game and if you think if papa biden thinks he's gonna win these clowns override pick a different strategy. I mean these women on the original georgia was so successful is because she used the strategy of. I'm not gonna try to change your mind. I'm just going to get the people who who think that right way in this case the left way to actually vote and you need to make sure they get to vote whether it's by mail whether it's in person ever but this election was not one changing people's minds i mean these people are the original goonies. They never say die. They're not gonna give up and they're not gonna change. Imagine if they did. You would really have to be some kind of introspective person to go this far. And then somehow have it crash down on you and you to say i was wrong way. They'll do a lot of therapy to get there but the only way they might even. There's even a hope for that is to see the consequences of acting in this way i agree. I think that's the best way to be like. No you actually. Don't get away with stuff like that here. You actually can't be an evil pulled off the plane you will. If you're trump. I think he should be in jail for a very long time. Oh i listen. There is nothing. And i think stacey abrams absolutely right i mean i know she's right. You you undo the laws that are that are oppressing people's vote you make a fair country and you and you and you support everybody. If you can't get in line with that you need to fucking be punished. Because there's no time for this shit and i don't know i just think these women and by the way the reason that i went through every single one of their names is so if they're in your state that you know that you got to start doing stuff on the ground floor to get these fucking women out because there is a problem with people and optics of like. Oh the republican party. Will they have women in power. They must be progressive. It's not the fucking truth. Some of these women are so many women are worse than mitch mcconnell. Yeah i mean like. I said at least he is now sad. I shouldn't least. He's a he's a horrible none of them yes satan but he has also said it was a fair election. We need to move on. This is disgusting. But but that's what i'm sank. It doesn't matter who else says it. Just not trump is jesus for these. Vpi really like he is a. He is absolutely keith ranieri. Are you know david crash. you know. david carradine or the owner of david dodgers. Ask exactly lives in. 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Nine days by thursday. What five days four days. I can't even remember something like that. Anyway so the department of human health and services trump's department of human health and services. I should say adopted new rules allowing recipients of federal h h s grants to discriminate against lgbt plus people in the name of religious freedom so what that means is what health and human services can cover. Is everything from health. Coast healthcare services where people can discriminate under the guise of religious liberty with things like hiv and sti prevention programs that could directly affect lgbt. Plus people that now those places are protected. Who choose to. I don't know not deal with a client who has hiv or also deal with a client who has hiv long as they're not gay or queer or anything like that however this also includes opioid programs that will be a religious liberty exemption can be made of like. Oh no we don't treat lgbt plus people in basically if you get an hhs grant and you're a religious organization you can then why should mass. Why we're why are they even getting the money in the first place. But i know the reason for that but you can. You can deny someone to enter into the sort of drug program if they are. Lgbt plus not to mention it affects things like youth homelessness services which of course we know. Disproportionately are made up of lgbt. Plus kids so it's an attack on children to and that will. We can't really help you in house you unless you renounce the fact that you're lgbt plus or if you're trans you're not coming here. I mean it's that simple and this is ben carson yen ben cardo ben carson's hud. Oh sorry you're right. I forget who runs health and human monster but what health and human services also covers is adoption fostering so this is just one more thing giant hurdle to a really an excuse for discrimination carte blanche to do it to refuse to place children with families based on sexual orientation gender identity or marital status and this is something obviously has been a huge push for that among amongst conservatives that they don't want kids going to lg lgbt plus parents in addition and again that the people who are most affected by this lgbt plus children because it works that way too. You know what i mean. It allows them to say like sort of say like. Oh will you get last dibs on on this on on being adopted at because of how you identify so it's really disgusting and perverted and all of these things. It is true leap. Talk about a death rattle. It is something that did not need to be done. It is something that in these last few days an office quietly. We're we're not hearing from him that he was able to do because again. It's so easy to pass legislation against the most vulnerable people in america which includes you know. Lgbt plus people of course so this and this is not defend trump at all. I'm not doing that at all. I just feel like he's so lazy and stupid like. I wouldn't know who actually wanted to do this. Yes i mean trump's ear about it and yeah and said like yeah. I don't think that trump wakes up in the middle of the night. Thinking about policy changes right. Don't think he thinks about me. You know what i mean. Just me me me all the time. I don't the key even really thinks about because this isn't a benefit to him. And i sort of think to your point that's when we know trump's in vault is if it benefits him you know and i don't know that there's a direct benefit to him here except maybe he gets the religious on his side. Yeah exactly okay. So this all started. So obama had rolled that ship out previously and made it to where there wasn't a religious exemption for these things but in may two thousand seventeen the white house. Detroit trump pence white house put out an executive and this is from. Hr see human rights campaign and also pink news. The trump white house put out an executive order saying the department of justice had to create broad exempt exemptions for faith based organizations to discriminate against those who do not agree with their personal beliefs. So that even goes beyond lgbt plus so that includes religious discrimination too so in january twenty. Nineteen the trump pence health and human services. Granted a waiver to south carolina's foster care program which contracted with a child welfare provider who seeks permission to refuse to see to serve prospective parents who don't share their religious beliefs specifically dis- south carolina foster program wanted waivers to allow federal funds to go to a child welfare agency that refuse to work with jewish and catholic people. Yeah that's how we think of things in terms of lgbt plus or against women or against this. This is these people. wouldn't even. I mean when you are given again carte blanche to just decide what. I don't agree with that. I mean if someone's given exemptions like that it really comes down to but i don't like jewish people. I don't like catholic people so then no one even though it's a foster care program that is not about me. The person running it no one jewish or catholic can adopt a child not dimension anyone. Lgbt plus you know what though if that's gonna be your fucking case then you don't get any dollars coming from those american citizens like you. Don't get one fucking tax dollar you. Why isn't that i know. It's like every marginalized people in this country are are being forced to pay for their own fucking discrimination here and the reason the reason the way they spend that lie is they say oh. You know. kids aren't getting adopted as much. we need to open new it more adoption agencies. That's what the trump pence plan is that we need to open. And it's like. Oh no honey vera paul. Anti of kids need to adopt at poletti of kids so the solution is to allow lgbt plus people to adopt them when they want to. Also there's no statistic whatsoever that anyone can point to that like the abuses that they are fake concerned about by putting people in in loving homes with lgbtq community by the way that she is happening with straight couples in the foster care system and no one is doing shit about that horse. And i have to say. I think that there's is something like two million. Lgbtq plus adults in the us are interested in adoption but the lgbtq community because of organizations like this and because of these religious exemptions. It's really an untapped resource so you do have these two million adults wanting to adopt children who would provide excellent loving homes. Obviously i can't vouch for the same as with any family trying to adopt and by the way the last time i looked better served in foster care than they are and the other thing is that like i've the last time i looked there was something like four hundred and fifty thousand kids in foster care. So if you're saying that there's two million. Lgbtq plus families that are that are ready to find homes that means the problem is radical Not to mention this is what this is what you're doing santa by your religious beliefs which is really again a death row. It's over hunting. you lost you. lost it. Marriages legal adoption is legal. You fucking no one wants to be on your page any longer especially as it affects children. You lost the battle. You must have war. As far as i'm concerned but i will say this. Lgbtq youth as i mentioned before are in large numbers in the foster care system and so many have been rejected by their families Their birth families. I should say and also not to mention. They're the most vulnerable to discrimination and abuse in the foster care system so what you are dealing such a blow to lgbtq children and also putting lgbtq children are children in general at such a disadvantage by saying that these two million people cannot adopts these children where they could provide permanent homes. And they're saying oh the problem is there aren't enough adoption agencies. That's not the problem. The problem is there aren't parents who want to adopt. That's the problem so make it easier not harder anyway so they should be embarrassed at their own community. Can't even step by step up to adopt all these kids. that's how fucking shameful it is. It's like they wouldn't have all these like x. -clusive clubs where it's only like fucking southern baptist. People stepping up to adopt kids. Well guess what they're not fucking stepping up to the plate and these other people are so why. Why are you standing in the way of. This is straight up cruel. I would love to know if someone can write to us or tweet or m. Or whatever i would love to know because i couldn't really figure out if this is something biden can overturn fast. Do you know what. I mean. Or this is something that like takes time and requires. This requires that. So if anyone i know we have people who listen who you know. Understand the law. Better than i do. I would love to know i would. Do you think that there's been a theory going around to of like what is the first one hundred days of the biden presidency gonna look like is it going to be cleaning up messes like this plus rollout of covid on a massive scale and dealing with those things at once. I really mean. That's why you hire. That's why there's all these people in government like. What are they doing like somebody get the paper. We'll start. Skip printer warmed up. Shirts got toner. Make sure it's got plenty of eight and a half by eleven. Let's get to it lutely absolutely one page at a time. 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