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"carlin jordan" Discussed on Watch What Crappens
"Because you're advocating for Muffin English muffins total right wing garments, okay? Excuse me, are very Republican president is in England right now. So they're probably gonna American method. It's an American president would it's like George Bush going over there and being like all order some freedom. We're some freedom gasoline free to molecules God put about that. Let's get on with this damn recap, please. I know I'm sorry. I don't have all day pack to go to Milwaukee bay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, we can think Amanda for an Hannah for getting us on that tangent. So. But yeah, so Kyle Kyle. Meanwhile, he's getting ready. He's telling Carl that his big plan is that, like he's going to take a man to on a boat at sunset to propose to her. And then my mind, I'm like, so you're gonna get wasted at the party and then go on this boat. This is not seem like a good idea. But I mean we see how it works out later. But I was like, like maybe dedicate its own separate night to it. Yeah. So Carl's like if Carl can grow up over, Ovitz author's hope for this guy. I was like now Carl's like rich. Yeah. And by the way, and while this is just paid like hell fate at twenty five thousand dollars down payment for an apartment. So there's a difference some sorry to break it to you. It's a shallow difference. But that's a lot of pancakes and English muffins. Lot of Wednesday phone calls. I also I also appreciate the visual that while they're talking about, you know, whether you know, rehashing what, you know, whether Mantas, dad approves of this or not, and the engagement, we keep cutting to Amanda taking a nap in the coffin. I was like this is ever been a metaphor. I don't know. I don't. No kidding. So let's see here, people are getting dressed for the part of this whole episode is people just dancing around getting dressed for things. I know. So the Carlin Jordan addresses priests, and Carl's like jets on pretty sure Jordan came from the church of latter-day though talks. I think he did there. I actually just changed. Two words that actually don't even rhyme and are not even play on anything. It's just up abo- toxin instead Johnson. That's pretty funny. Pretty funny. Southern pages ironing, your hair literally with an iron and Danielle calls, max. And she. Likud She's powerful you'd like to save sexy doll in so they decide that they're going to still be together in the fall. Yeah. And Hannah's going to still be with British Dave, because they want to watch bad TV together. Which, you know, I feel cute what to look for in a relationship. Yes. Mike. Who's just going to sit around with me far, what we watch TV. But yes, it yeah, I agree. So then it's time for this like funeral situation. So, so that they all gather around their coughing and joins like dearly beloved. We're gathering here today and be just like, I'm that's for a wedding. You idiots can't believe co workers on the show like me right now or well what we're gonna do is. We're going to write down things from this summer that were issues. We're gonna put him in the coffin and put those issues to bed. For example, my penis has been terrorizing the city of New York on to put that to bed. Another, another example, I have had turned away soon many women from this house that I'm afraid winning as a population are going to start not believe in themselves anymore, and I don't wanna do that at this point in time. So I'm gonna bury that also you guys might remember a pilot her name was Amelia Earhart. She got on my huge penis and flu around the world and was never heard from again. And I'm sick of my penis being blamed for things..
"carlin jordan" Discussed on Watch What Crappens
"Dreams of this, but I had cold feet. Why are you got cold feet? You want some socks. I got those obstacles shoe bottoms on the bottom. Well, it hasn't been perfect. What hasn't been perfect folk and kill them? Tell me killing. Well, fifteen months ago he geeted on me when he got really drunk and he's like, what the fuck you doing with him? When do I get the hit him? Yeah. Well he was not let off the hook easily. I did almost leave him. And I looked at him really? Sadly, a lot of times, and that I think he learned his lesson from withheld guacamole mom, you'd be really proud of being in the mom's like, well no excuses. You're very forgiving MacBeth like debts week. You know, the families give a hate him for a long time moms, like he doesn't get another chance. He gets. That's it for me. So the parents, hate guy all now. There is nothing. Whereas disappointing your parents, which is sad. Might get that, are, you know, yet, didn't could be on TV. He he cheated last year. Haven't this already happened? I cheated once. No, this is the first time this is the for some it's all been aired on TV. So he had to yet to come clean. We'll last summer. It was all about. Well, I'm sorry. Keep sleeping with other girls. But cannot commit to, you know, keep sleeping with other girls. But now I'm committing to you. But last week and I wasn't committed to you which is why was sleeping with other girls. I don't think the parents are going to be totally shocked. Yeah. It's not a great look for him either way. So meanwhile, Carlin Jordan or now at a bar, 'cause Carl is like very eager to Jordan, like loses v card because he's the specs that Jordan's virgin, which has never really still never really confirmed, but it's really looking that way. So he's, he's brought Jordan into this bar this like super do she like rooftop bar. That's like full of people with, like light sticks. And they're like, drinking drinks out of like pouches and stuff. It's like. A terrible terrible. I date option. Mike homemade, Capri sense are just filled with Rosa. I was like me out of this bar. I'm not even there. I just I can't be here right now. So on Carl's like y'all to set him up with my friend Erico, because she super religious like not get laid together, really romantic, y'all. So Erica comes with her friend Sidney and to the four of them are talking and Sydney. Great wingmen that she is she's like, by the way, we like totally mash on bumble last year. And like it's funny because like you totally goes in me, I was like, hey, what's up, and you're like, hey, what's going on? And I was like, not much. What do you do? And then you like never responded Carl's like it was delivered, and you're an asshole. Well, I was going through something where I wanted to meet someone like in real life, because it's different when you just meet them over the internet. And you know, take take the advice of Diane Keaton from that film. She did with Alec Baldwin, he knows important to not just to everything on the internet. Like, I'm a big Christian. Huge. Yeah. Like a bigger Christian than Jesus. Like I mean, you may not have heard this, but actually, like one of hinges most eligible bachelors, and it would just be like really wrong for me to meet a girl, on bumble when I'm already sort of like a mask offer. Hinge. I think can understand that. And she's I. Yeah..
"carlin jordan" Discussed on The Big Podcast With Shaq
"Gary you've been in the business who would you consider your top five comedians volatile who's the top five comics mall done we'll see i came when i was growing up it was eddie murphy he was the guy with raw delirious so and to me eddie eddie murphy was my favorite and richard pryor is a little before my time right but being in comedy and really what he had to go through so richard pryor i'll give them a top five in no particular order so be because it depends on how i feel that dave if i think he's was so obviously eddie murphy richard pryor sam kennison lenny bruce those four fifth wants tough enough that's those four easy for me i was george carlin jordan five killing off five now you want myself i black comics yeah gives you a top five just you and i listened to here when people ask me who my favorite standup was and who was like when when did you see a stand up show that made you want to be a standup i would say it was more def comedy jam the all those guys on deaf gm because that's the first time i'd see stand up in that form and saw crowds go crazy and martin targets smack to the audience and i was like you that's kind of reaction i want i don't want the ha ha clap i want you run out your seats hitting the guy next to you with your elbow give them a forearm i want that kind of reaction so all the depth damn comics from from when martin start hosted in ninety one that's when the fire got live from me like that's the kind of stand up i wanna do.