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"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:55 min | 1 year ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Jewish name NAT where no no. She's great apparently she's great but Yeah no people are trash. I'm I that's the first time I've said this during this people trash rush. I gotTA stop saying trash. 'cause I manifest. Oh 'cause they manifested it. I could talk about people being trashed in my set and I say it so often just in life that one day I manifested a pile of trash on my front lawn hilarious. It's my upstairs. Neighbors got kicked out not kicked out but they got paid to leave because of the building up bought and black lack. Any Party was above your house direct. I am listening and they laughed and they left a huge pile of trash on my front lawn well and I was like I say people are piles of money. Well the money's not yet no I trust me. I got the money thing. Fine like I manifest enough about money to say that. I don't need to say people but people are viable dating man. That's what I was about the same there you go. People are love. I welcome that it's time I've been. I've been alone most of my life and it's time that I try to and I've been fine with being alone but that's I think it's time I try. I'll put a man on my vision board. There you go. She sees put crab guts. No and what is his name. Do you want to know what his name is. I think he's a good actor. That's how you know some of the good actors when I hated him really. Yeah Clint or Clot Clot Clot Clot Lovelock's Goldberg Bumble Goldberg. I told my elven Alvin wouldn't end until somebody used Jamaica Jamaican accent Blah Blah. Thank you so much we keep going for nine years but we're down here. I'm so glad we did this. You tell her book because you work on getting dirty with David Spade IAMs. PMS He added into your PM's is sliding heading into your pms. Oh it is lower case. S Yeah Yeah. The first draft was just said. PMS spade was like bumping about this. He was like people pop booth. I'll see you soon. I think I'm coming back to sure you're you're back. You're probably on this week. I'm going to have a treat. Thank you so much guessing keep it crispy. That's how we end keep it crispy just fucking with me. Thank you so much I have to say that counts keep it crispy cream. Oh no interest at the present that like that. It's like four hundred episodes thank you so crispy crispy..

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"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

10:28 min | 1 year ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Detach from believing the narrative your thoughts. I I'm this. I'm that this is important accessible. And the things that we know in the West watching Can't remember the fucking name of that movie the farewell. I can't remember the name of that movie but he did. It takes me two minutes when you're watching that and you see all this. The perspective of China. That was my favorite part. The film was seeing the different world view of China and the way that they have more of a collective identity. I'm not saying China. I'm just saying this one family and that's when movie You realize just how much all of us and this is where drawer says is the point of contemplation. The point of meditation is to realize how many how many beliefs are our guiding your life and nothing new can come in when you're just being a thing from a place with a belief country from time from apparent and nothing you you can get in and he's like but when you are new and when you are empty and he says that meditation brings in Clean Water and when you are clean water even an old idea with a new youself can be useful as a new idea. What the old self? Nothing's going to happen. Right fucking dope. That's so great he also says that we're we can't get over the idea. We can't learn the idea that you see a hot air balloon and it makes you happy. And he's like it wasn't a hot air balloon. You were feeling happy like something inside of you is acting and wanted wanted to be happy and anything would have done that on the balloon that yeah. It's all projections and there's so much more going on inside. Yeah and and we get lost in the hot air balloon distractions. There's so many distractions but it's it's such a once you get there. It's such a relief because the worry just fades away like I've never been a warrior and that is mainly in part because I've always had faith that everything was going to be okay and your dad worried for you and my dad did that for me. Yes one hundred percent. I can't go into your move across the country by yourself self. I'll worry for you well. Yeah 'cause I moved out I mean I moved across the country by myself not knowing anybody on a wing and a prayer saying. I'm I'm going to do this and here we are and I'm doing it a and it's like we this. The signs were all there. Would you need to pay attention attention to them because even those days when I did worry about something. I'm like this one is sid never worked out for you and I was like it's always worked out and that's also because of you for one. You knew what I meant by working out coupons is like it's and that's also but that's a Karma the thing also like I've been a good person might entire life so like that's that's just that coming back to me like being a good person giving when I have to other people who need you will be rewarded for that type of behavior and so I- honestly like well. Where's my next paycheck on a gun from and then disappears out of nowhere? It's like I'm good and just living abundantly yes and you can live abundantly once you tap into that resource which is yourself. You just have to get to you. Know that it's there and what's the word I'm nurture it. Yeah Yeah Oh that's lovely it's lovely I feel like I understand your spirituality. Is there anything else you wanted to re beyond a buyer Yogi. How did you find that I I neat nine either? reread it now. That I'm saying because you know I like we're saying go back and reread it and get a whole more from it because it's been so long you just were now that I've had a grasp on it much longer than I had. Yeah when I read it. I'm going to go back and revisit that so many parts that you just tune out and then then you listen to it again. Now you've experienced something now makes you relate due to an because reading in the first part opened you up to it and then back. There's nothing more exciting to me than reading spiritual texts and Gannon going like. I didn't read that the magic trick. I didn't hear that but first time absolutely But you were raised with the with the stinky cheese stinky dis and then was there any resistance they will also was a part of The Christmas consciousness movement right Jesus was just he was. He was one of the messengers singers from above. Who Say yes but somebody had to explain that to you right? You didn't have any like I'm cheating on the Lord. No because they'd all like I said it just all like stand up with me I can never teach it because it came innately to me I. I just was always funny like from what I was three. I was telling jokes. My parents will tell me like I. I went to a dance. I I was in dance lessons when I was younger. And I remember being in the lobby my sister. I was too young to be in class at this point but I was in the lobby and my sister was taking taking the class. 'cause she's a little older than me and some woman at three she asked me. How old are you? And I said with a straight face eighty-one uh-huh for no reason and see cracked up. My Dad cracked up. And that's one thing I've been doing is making people laugh since I got here and so there's never been a magic volunteer. Thank you get it and so in that I didn't. I'm not gonNA say that I knew my purpose from that young. 'cause I didn't I got into. I knew around around college I was like. I don't feel right pursuing this major that I'm in because I'm too silly. I'm like I'm goofy and I'm supposed to. I was studied dietetic nutrition which means I was. Go go take an unpaid internship in a hospital for a year. Take a test become a dietician. Now's I don't WanNa work in a hospital in two goofy like that's not a place where you just walk around cracking jokes right and so so I point one of my parents and I was like. Would you guys be terribly upset at me if you wasted your money on my education and I'm like I wanNA move across the country to L. A. and pursue a writing for television. I wanted to see if I can write for sitcoms and get into acting did no. I've been doing standup but I fell into that. And obviously they're all connected but yeah I knew I wanted to entertainment so I don't feel like I feel like this was a gift that was given to me and I really feel like that's what everyone needs to realize they spent so much time trying to figure out what what their purpose in life is. And I'm like just what are you good. What do you enjoy doing? And that's IT and share it. You were given that so you can share it with people and so will once you figure that out you can. That's what you're you'll be fine because you find and what what's your purposes it's like the cliche guidance counselor. If you had one hundred million dollars ars what would you do. I love that I don't. I don't know why that got teased her. Like it's cliche accuracy and BJ Novak to this. PODCAST was talking about a guy who made an APP and made a billion dollars or whatever and they started doing comedy. It makes me feel so good. What I'm doing is like the thing that you would do? I'm happy what I'm saying. That out of gratitude bragging and there's something for everybody whatever but we also happen to live in a culture that really values entertainment APPs so that is very true so that's really nice. One of the things that valid I talk about is like what are the things that might not be valued by our society that are still very valuable. You know what I'm saying like so to many people if you if you had a hundred million dollars what we believe to be a movie star and it's like have you ever volunteered at a magic show. That's what have you ever lied about your age when you were three. Stop it sort of goes back to dating white women in this weird way. Scott buying someone else's story I can't speak to the other day saying like I always say you. What's the deal? Do View is a way to say it. But don't don't do the you that you think you're supposed to be viewed as it might be picking. Ah Herbs foresting. Yeah and be like finding crazy mushrooms like my friend dave odd finding crazy mushrooms. There's a guy who used to book shows in Chicago. Mushrooms uh-huh to eat or not forages mushrooms and sells them to restaurants lake and he loves it because he loves hiking. And I don't even know I've just facebook post was shot onto the mushroom man. Thanks for the first ten dollars I ever gotten standup. It's framed in my house. I'll show you know I wouldn't let anybody. I would love to see that. All think about the people who are into mushrooms as he is that he is providing mushrooms to. Somebody's someone's going to say thank you for for doing. Some chef is going to go thank you for me and he sits hockey Cremedas us of mushrooms. criminial start apart is just cut us. Cut Back Doc. You know you're a dancing culture of you name your city. I'm still riffing back. We have Boise Voisey. Sounds like north tap dancing. There Boise is the broom on the ceiling of of pick pick. Pick what I knew it. It had to be Ohio. Well I'm so happy to talk to another White Woman and Oh wow I did the. NFL pair of ripped off a mask and holds. I oh Miss Pam same thing I I would love to have a conversation with Miss Pat and squash whatever it is but my manager reached out to her and she did not respond on and my manager had a relationship with her like helped her sat down with her and talk to her and so when she did not respond to my manager. Well who's your manager. They came up three times. CBS Love Her Goldberg Goldberg Goldberg. Yeah she sounds like you don't want to tell me your ventures I made up a neighbor you know okay. They're Jewish name NAT where no no. She's great apparently she's great.

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"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

11:27 min | 1 year ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Shifted more towards a spiritual practice Krishna consciousness which is more like Buddhism. Yeah yeah conscious. I've never had a ganges. Oh Yeah Yeah No. It's very similar to I mean it's there's have you heard of the SF self realization fellowship. Yeah I go. I'll go there. Onda is your homeless PROMVONSGA. I can't say the first name Promvonsga Miss Packing right now. But I can't say that thanks. I WANNA learn to say a pro Pro Honda. I don't think I've ever heard out loud. I have the auto biography of Yogi. So good if you read it. I've listened to most of it Ari. Oh you're you're I've seen awake the movie. Yes yes yes. Is that still on Netflix. Still Net flicks. I go ahead and throw down the seventeen dollars is that. What is it and right box bedroom for this made money keeps me? They've upped it keeps me in my spiritual autobiographies you're going on is a guy from India brought a lot. He's one of the peace of the bus headed Yoga Yoga Movement on Krishna Consciousness to yes the western hemisphere and so am I right in Krishna. Consciousness is this that that that you can achieve it. Yeah it's not gonNA say the same thing Christ consciousness Krishna or the joke that we all used to make where it would be like. Oh everything is one or Gandhi. Goes into a pizza place as with everything. F The the feeling the experiential knowledge of being being one. It's in all of us. We all have God inside of us. So yeah and I switched over to. It's not that I was unhappy unhappy. I always had faith and that to me was not something I needed to be taught. I was born knowing there is something else greater than those kids to do. I would use one of those good Saif. Yeah we had gotten to a level we learned. And now we're in this life coming in with the knowledge that we had Fried Clean Adrian. I'm just like all right got it. Yeah I I've dabbled in other right in my doubts and my things but also always just been kind of like come on. There's this makes me think there's something going on at because there's something going on. I think there's something going thing going on. I mean from just energies that you feel from people like how do you even explain that like if you if you just sit it in silence in nature feel there you go and how you and people don't feel it. I'm always like how do you not feel this. I'm like I can feel this. Is Mike Mike Salad of us. Don't there's a great quote where he goes. All of man's problems stemmed from the inability to sit alone in a room quietly and I was like that's it. That's what war is. That's what hate it is. That's all this stuff is to keep us because nobody taught us how to be quiet. Be With yourself because I was having a conversation with Richard Ruin my head today like an imagination. When is it going to happen? Richard I do all of this study all of his contemplation. All of this work. When am I just going to be there? And it's like when and when I'm saying that the thing that has the wheel is my mind and my e and as soon as I let my hands off the wheel and quiet. I'm like I was there. I was always the problem. is is that kind of feels fleeting missed or something like the memory of that. Yeah Yeah that's why we have to keep reminding remember. That's why I can read at the same book over and over and over. Listen to this lecture over and over and over because you keep forgetting because he doesn't remember the part of me that is always no. Yeah it's just so deep that you have to torture to get to the physical that right you have so much more of the guy. That's eating pizza. Then there is the guy that's like sit in between the bites of the pizza. Sir You can have it. I had valid. I went on a lunch day today and I was eating my food and suddenly you're there and you're just like haw. Aw become aware of being aware and everything's perfect and it's not about beliefs. It's not about defending the specific. That's a Richard. I think there's a book called the scandal of the specific. How we all defend the specific but we lose the always the everywhere in the the all the eternal lose the big picture in the debating of like? Is it okay to be gay in the little things that don't matter at the end of the day who is asking. Is it okay to do this right. Who is it that's doubting that's like? I'm sorry you just got me so excited. So the idea that when I was doubting I was doubting and that's a fun game for God to play too right I never thought of it like this is my younger in this. He goes what game. Wouldn't you play. I would play the most Guy City of God is hilarious all the time and actually going to be one of the one of my second special. I think I've decided going to be God. Likes to clown or God is hilarious. God likes to clown because there. I had to remind myself right when something bad happens. I'm just like you son of a son of A. That was by you laughing right now. Aren't you because this means means nothing like this means we're all just you know you're yes. We're vapor yes and isn't it funny everything so seriously dude. That's it isn't it. Funny that at Vapor get so worked up that somebody wrote something nasty about it on Facebook and your dislike vapor. Oh Oh that's that's what's so interesting about the constant news feed in our pockets. I think the D spiritual ization is linked a lot ought to like getting up every tragedy. Absolutely locked in your mind keeps you locked in. I'm not saying that we don't have to act. People aren't clear about this act and resist and and and change and work and all that stuff is part of it. But there's something about every fifteen seconds every time you take a piss checking and seeing how about once today you check in or maybe maybe once a week or wait till somebody tells you about it. You know what I mean. If if it's big you're GonNa make fun of now for doing the net what you're not paying attention but that's entertainment. I was reading this book. It's called Hate Inc.. It's about the new system and it's written by a person that was in news and he was like news is not designed to inform you. You're not intended to maintain it. You're not intended to learn from it. You are intended to be stimulated by. It's the point of it pertained in the same way. McDonald's doesn't give a fuck about you so they're gonNA put sugar in the news. Doesn't you think Wolf Blitzer in the French. I actually don't know that's the least harmful ingredients. Ask Dick Chemicals in all of absolutely right like you think Wolf Blitzer. It gives a flying fuck about you there celebrity there and you want the war is great you then it makes them famous course. There's a lot of conversations going on right now about Iran but they're also like this is our sweeps right. You know what I mean. We think like Tommy Laron. These other other dislike figureheads or whoever that are causing so much. They're being disruptive and being controversial. I don't even believe what they're saying. I mean I think they're doing it just so they can be talked about just so they can get more followers. That's my thing on my theory but I've heard that theory that trump just wants to have the the biggest reality show in the world. We're talking about a person with narcissistic personality disorder which dovetails back. We were talking about earlier but yet everything that there's nothing he doesn't do. That's not for him. Every action alight him light more fires get more yeah. This is just like a glowing. Manic fire doesn't want to be president. He wants to be the most popular person. That's I remember when he was like if I. He said on an old clip if Iran. I'd be Democrat and then he's like well. I'll be a republican more salacious. More juicy people people talk. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah yeah anyway. You feel it Krishna. House Krishna doing fantastic meditate every day. What kind everyone's wins like? Have you done transcendental meditation before and I'm like I I believe that's just what I dead without knowing what what I was doing. Well there's bigger letdown than when someone explain and see what is that. They spin it out and I have no problem with. I did a fundraiser for them recently. What David Lynch's love it but it is funny and I would say yeah this to David Lynch and he would ever reason why do it? It's a four day course and at the end they go repeat this word in your heads by myself. Fan Fan. Didn't pay anything about the WHITEBOARD. They're showing me like what happens to your brain waves and stuff like a youtube video. I think what they would say. Hey is if you don't have a class and if you don't pay money that sounds suspicious but I actually believe that for me specifically about the investment made me do it more. Yes yes and I believe that one hundred percent. There's BR adds value to it. Because you paid for it. I believe that's what you know. Horatio said was he was like in the West. They won't do it unless you make it into a product you need to make it into something that you bought and then you'll buy whereas maybe in the East you could say here sit down and it is life changing like I've been probably doing it two years now and Yeah it's legitimate. It's a Monday I do. I have sometimes. I'll just do home. I'll say home. That's the basically the vibration of the universe I'll do that mantras I there's an APP that I use sometimes called inside timer and I don't have a mantra that's ever been given to me but some of them are chance that you chance over and over again with the APP. You Do Hari Krishna. I've gotten Janet. How are you Christian? Never seen a grieving. You think they even when I was giving. I've never been kid seeing Hari. Krishna has not been lying commute Tampa and I wish I could be my whole life. I wish I could be as free as a hurry. Kristen it'd be like any Union Square. Just GonNa Break Out Right Rodney that you bought them in all these balls. It's so stupid but I'm wearing a you made it one day I'll get to that level of just not caring. Yeah about appearances and just break out my Hari Krishna. Well those are due vapor some probably actual project themselves to be in another play. They're also watching the joker. I mean if you really have an experiential knowledge of being vapor joke and I don't mean the cosmic joke like Hanjani. We all die. I mean like the the play. Yeah that's what my daughter's name means Leila the play of the universe. I know that you gravitate Brennan you dancing in the park and sometimes you weep but what I like about meditation is when you meditate. You forget yourself self. Yes but you're still there. He's still and that's the point that is like who's there if no one's minding the store what is it that they're who are you at your most base so when people say like it's nice it's good for energy it'll help you sleep. I'm like you and this is what they don't tell you it's going to help you.

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"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

08:45 min | 1 year ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Talk to you. Should be G. A. KIERSTEAD ANDERSON AND OLIVER TO I two people in high school that were like. Oh Oh Garcia. I remember where we were. We were in their driveway beyond snl. And I was like live live with a musical. I would've gotten out of the car I've seen in my weight and you believe you actually take their like you heard what what they said you took it in and was like I haven't I really believed it already. But he was waiting to see of anyone else they were new friends. NEW FRIENDS AREN'T GONNA say your in. Your old friends are like in my friend group. I was the third funniest. Yeah and then with my new friends they were like who is this fucking Guy Right. Yeah no you're they are your family and your friends hands are the hardest people to sell you on anything. I used to be in sales and they were the worst people to sell. So it's like they're like that the last people to believe in anything that you do. That's right I'm trying to remember. My Dad said something recently where he was like What was it evaluates? Here she would know she was like he's had something like the the whole com. Oh no no no. This is what it was what it was he goes through. A my son is a put in quote. Well stand up comic. He put it quote wrote you. Had he went television shows plural. He came to see me at the Boston Garden. It wasn't my show. That's that's twelve. Thousand people are so big and he's still puts stand up comic at quotes profit in his hometown. That's Jesus quote a prophet. So when Jesus comes back to down and everyone's like he's like I don't know what it's okay we have our own profit. She's in the Galleon at one time and he's like fact nobody in Galilee. Respect and the J. C.. See they knew him stinky. Jeez my hurt hurts. You mean. Jeez Jeez he got wedgies just like everybody of course like everybody else in middle school. Jeez he's a hate you gonNA focus and finish this pet store that it's almost over so I get off state after I had a good set and one of the door guys comes comes up to me and he goes. What ethnicity are you again? And I was like black flag on my parents are black native American. There's white there too but you know I'm a next but black and he goes. Oh because Miss Pat just called you a white person she said white white people clap for one of your people. Wh That's how she brought me up white people clap for one of your people. That's loaded oded right. I mean that's I mean yeah. Of course it's loaded. Yeah that's you getting your hair pool. That's a lot going on and it's all on her like that's insecurities from how she was raised in how society treats women that look like her and so I got confirmation from like four other comics. who were in the room who saw it happen? They were like what the fuck was at and so I just went looking for her and I couldn't find her and then a so. I just took it to twitter and take the fight founder. I put on my face. Is that so your faces slippery. Yes really yes you learn so much today vacillate on your face and we keep a razor blade late on your tongue song. I I as the no people that did that. Shit Razor Blade under the tongue. Yeah Oh yeah. No I know doesn't sound good but I understand where I they do. You know what I'm saying so yeah. I couldn't find her that night but then I took it i. I like Obama handles like an adult because I didn't want to go to sleep warn. Want her to go to sleep thing and she could disrespect me and I'm not saying anything about it so I couldn't find her. I just went on twitter. Don't let the sun go down on your anger. Why would you WANNA go atmos- packed? I understand that that is the opposite of what I understand that I represent something that is triggering for you. What did you say oh I was petty as fuck? I was pettiest talk but I came at her. And what did you say free fall out. Is that a Tom. Petty all right guys. This is my we just you walk. I alligator gotta go all right. Yeah no I just came at her like a comic in a roast style. which is how comics handle a lot of situations on become at each other like that and make jokes about it? So that's what I did so I was just telling jokes. The first thing I said was I said Miss Miss Pat. I know you're upset but disrespecting fellow comedians on stage is not going to bring the Popeye's chicken sandwich bag. That was what I came. Did the wave come out and dance plenty Jomar air. My roasts are are way like I think the thing of like saying something behind. Someone's back so nasty but like for some reason we love like saying it to each other. Yeah there's something kind of it could be Cathartic. I hope this ends and Guitar. But I don't know I. I don't know how it's ended up as you didn't tweet the backstory. You didn't say like tonight Miss Pat Brown. You know all I said was I said the the what I just told you about the disrespecting fellow comedians media so I didn't want to get you put an period before that everyone can endure. Well it was in the middle of the tweet so yeah I didn't start with atmos- pat grow but I put in the the middle the tweet so I didn't have to put the the period I where you would have. This was everybody. 'cause I and this is not a thing that she's just I've seen her heckle Jomar while he was on stage like yell stuff right in the middle of his he was having a great set. She's yelling stuff out at him for no reason. Like just being an asshole go. Only reason could be. He's on fire. Probably the only reason promptly but she also Benji a follow another comic at the store she did the same shift to him like she was bringing him up and refuse to say his name. I wouldn't say his name. 'cause Shula this Guy Mitch where do you think you are and so this is an ongoing. She has a problem. He's a history of doing this and so I'm not the only a person complain. I complained. I told Adam at the store I was like. This can't happen like we're supposed to be family here and again like black women women that are here like come on stop and so we went back and forth on twitter. She was just saying nasty. She wasn't even saying joke she was just saying she. Call me a come dumpster and she just called me. You used to be cute type and I'm like all right. You're just showing your whole ass right now. Everyone knows what you did because you obviously have jealousy Brown Michael Michael With light skin attractive women and so yeah it was bad and it didn't I ended. She kept coming and then like she is fans from like I did Rogan. But she did Rogin you can also and so his podcast and so she has a bunch of fans from Rogin. Which of course are on her side? Why what is her side her side it is being? She's the underdog she's a brown skinned fat black woman. Who obviously bobby you'RE GONNA get? You'RE GONNA get people supporting you just for that. People don't WanNa see me. They don't see me as black so they automatically think that I'm of privilege and being attractive and so they automate. You don't get fans that way. It's not conducive to comedy to would be like confident and smart ran light skinned and attractive. Have parents that love. You have a college degree you know. It's just rants not like people don't root for you. There's a lot of. There's a lot of psychology happened absolutely. Yeah and so the Dorsal that stuck up for her and like the amount of crickets that I was getting was just like okay. One people know me like you know me you know. I'm a good person you know that I'm not out here. And was she. Starting granted people didn't know the back story on twitter. They don't know but either way like Benji came into my and it was like she did the shoot me and I'm not gonna say something right are you slide in my DM's and this led into my pm don't slide into my personal messages like David spade the dirty show.

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"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

13:16 min | 1 year ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"It was like at the end of the day. You're GonNa want somebody that knows the lyrics to shine Jesus shine. I don't know why I just WanNa go like like our God is a God and you can finish awesome and I'm like let's get art and sing light the fire. That's all it and that is what it is and that's okay and you're saying that's the same thing going on holidays 'cause commonality blackness. Yeah would you agree is more than being from Boston absent. Absolutely I understand. Nobody Taylor is going to be what someone who can understand. Like there's been days. Well you get if you get pulled over by a cop. Nobody's like Massachusetts. Although although I have had a cop say you're not from around here are you and I didn't like that. And I'm not saying I can relate. I'm just saying I know. ooh that. That weirdness fucking than uncomfortable. He was a scary moment. Already created a narrative in your head about my past history. And now I have no idea what how you're gonNA act that's right with that weapon from Massachusetts hurt you and this is not saying he understands pizza. I know it's yes. Yeah no it so yes in that. It's like at the end of that. You WanNa come home to someone who gets it and you feel comfortable talking about your experiences. And and they just I understand and on a level that other people don't necessarily understand and so yes that is I think in comes with and I'm not saying saying that black people or a monolith or any raise the monolith because there's different types of people in every race of course but it is always peculiar to me if if I see a black dude who Only ever dated white women. That's a red flag to me. Yeah because it's like why I remember seeing a comedian I'm just trying to represent the other side. Yeah and I forget who it was so forgive me I hate when I quit so I don't know who said it but it was just a youtube clip. That went around and it was a guy saying I like. Let's say was saying I like Asian girls. Yeah it was like and I don't mind saying that that's a fetish then Isn't it interesting. Yeah I feel like Asians in particular. Get the fetish were thrown on them absolutely Louis but black black women to. I'm not dark enough to be a white man's fetish. Let's put that out there. You're not I'm not. I dropped the log if you showed on my name. You're the wouldn't it's all right. I dropped it before I started performing. WanNa stigma godly canvas but there is a there. Oh for sure. The fetishism thing I think with Especially Asian and black women. I don't know about Hispanic women. Maybe guy there's a stereotype of them being like fiery and spicy so the crews in the movie blow started that she shut up little the Perez. And do the right thing started it. You're right you're right hoop earrings yes. Got It all that but anyway. Let's say the guys that I liked black girls and he was like and I don't mind saying that. Ah I can't pick a race that isn't gonNA make. Let's say he he said I like girls from Jupiter. Don't WanNa make it right and he's like but but girls from Jupiter are purple and he's like and I don't mind because he was saying and I feel like we're going to disagree with this and that's what he was saying. It's like saying I like red cars having a preference. Let's see what we say to this. And he can't have that you're allowed to have preferences you can date again you. This is not me saying you. Black people should stick with black. Let people why people should not. I'm a proper education like right year. My whole ancestry. That's what makes this. So Nicky is I feel like there's a lot of white people that are racist. That would agree. I'm with you. I'm saying we should stick to your own race. I'm saying if you are any person who has never dated WHO's only dated a specific and again. I think the speaks more sued just black people in particular because there is a self hatred that it has been ingrained in our DNA from slavery to make us feel that. We're inferior so back to the uncle. Tom Thing back to this is the way I need. This is how who I need to date. This is what I need to look with their skin. Bleaching black people bleach their skin to look lighter so I think this is more. I'm speaking more specifically should lack experience and that it is it is i. It's questionable when you when you when you see a black man or a black woman who only dates white who only dates white. Only I'm I'm not saying they use the day black now they white or they date Hispanic people also whenever if you make you. It is the cultural narrative of that means a new. And you smell bullshit going. I think you're just trying to live up to a cell Patriot there. You don't like yourself rob because you've been taught to not like yourself because of what society diety taught us about what it means to be black interesting. Yeah which yes when I think when people think about the difference between I feel like I can't even talk about this. They feel like again. Don't now my it's a marketing. It's it's the way white women have been marketed as being better I was GONNA say Yeah I. I can't talk sweet looking at this. I've had this conversation with interesting. I can't I'm not saying and white women are better but in most we we see white women put on a pedestal. When we'd have the conversation about how Hollywood needs more diversity? It's just a conversation that we've just been having having chancellor over the past ten years or so. We need to be more diverse onscreen and behind the scenes. But like I was watching I think it was the Oscars or maybe the Golden Globes with my. My friend. Amanda like last year and they were going through the history of the women. Best actresses throughout history since the Oscars were created two black women no other women of color all white women and so it was like when we talk about diversity. White women are not included in that conversation. Because they're fine you'll be fine right. It's women of color that are when we're talking about diversity. That's what we need to help. And so Oh we both had it at the same time actress. Best Actress since the beginning of time. Yeah and it's like no other women of color might be. You changed now since we've been two or three years ago so I don't know I can't remember what who's one sense. But in the moment it was like Halle Berry and there was one other a woman from like the maybe the sixties or seventy something like that and that in Halle Berry now again. This is uncomfortable for me but I like it. Let's push through it. People called all that Holly Berry for for being light. Oh for sure talking about your skin. Color Cameras Yeah. Then an ally in the black we have so many issues and again all stemming from slavery and Jim Crow and whatever it's all that a collective pain body it's like when the psychology of group Yes like Boston has a collective paintbox short areas have painful sure families have payments. You're Dr and he would say that that people oppressed people have like echoes of of pain. Absolutely that they don't even select to be taught at DNA. It's GonNa continue on until the cycle wouldn't it be in your DNA things my baby knows. Why wouldn't everything be carrying like how to pick up a pencil? You know there's a lot we don't even know about passing on I. I you know being a light skinned blackjack I've grown up my whole life my sister with that L.. SPC Yes we're interrupting. I know yes L.. Let's welcome back to worth interrupting. Were I think it was got. Have you been on other was another thereby guys you've been on recently. I'm just saying if people WANNA hear kids into run funches getting better podcast. I guess I bet he didn't interrupt. Did he had a bell that he would ring if I was talking about fun. It's in his name homemade. Jesus Fun Cheese and he is kind of like a bunch of fun. I've always call them. Bunches of punches. I don't know if I've ever said it was fake cheese cheese. Yeah like munchies. And he's he's got he's got him in depth on a treadmill is Iran. Look like ten in years ago. Say Oh I've had experiences myself when we're talking about. Of course my whole entire life of just the color ism within the black community and I just had experienced my sister dealt with differently. She's light skinned but people know she's black so it's like it's one thing where people look at me and they don't. I got my hair airport growing up. I've always didn't fit in. Oh by darker skinned black chicks like pulling my hair because good hair bad hair I was going to say what's going There's a big topic. I saw the movie good movie area so this this is the hair that you have. This is my hair so you. You were teased for that. I was teased. Didn't it all came. You don't want your hair. Teased that way teased out. Nobody should be teasing any of your hair anymore. It's not the ninety eighties or nineties. beat eighty it just means making more font like taking a comb and like Oh using your hair in a way that it makes it stick up. Yeah get more. I've got you so you were tease. Tease my hair. Just my got called on oriented a call all types of names and I felt left out a lot of time than even now as I don't feel joke talking about getting the nod from other black people. We have a Stein a signal like when you walk somewhere and you know like you get some you get the nod like I get you through the. Yeah and we're the only people they're only pete trying to relate not understand another comedian at a party. Yes yeah you connect if I see Jeffress at a party and it's just us. I'm going to try to talk to him. You GotTa Talk Exactly. I'm GONNA say these guys don't know what it feels like to bomb have no idea pinpointing superior being to act that to billions out here. They have no idea but he needs that right. And so I very I get that on occasion but it's very rare and I don't I don't because most people they don't know once they start talking to me and looking at my features and they're like. Oh Yeah Eh. Just in passing I blend and so most people out here. They think I'm Hispanic they think I'm Puerto Rican or whatever Jennifer Lopez. I get called a lot of things I've been called Asian before the rocker came up. Iraq's got that's actually in my bio it's like you're like I want to be. Ah I wanted to have a career yes. He's my racial ambiguity. To parlay into a huge correct the rock legislating Erik Griffin has has the same problem Blake Griffin knows all the Griffin's autographed all the Griffin's I I got into genome is pat miss of course. Yeah Oh I do not tell me everything I have I. I did about saying her name. I did a panel with her and we had a lot of laughs. Okay and that sounds about right nice superficial interaction but also your white. So she's not going to act towards you the way she acts towards me but oh we got into it because see. We don't even know we didn't even know what this happened. A few months ago maybe three months ago she disrespect affected me on stage. She's at the comedy store. Mind you there's only like there's maybe like me Punky Alisa Cooper Ms Pat. I might be missing. One that are like active. Working Regulars paid regulars at working at the comedy store right now black women. There's not a lot of black women that are paid regulated uncover. It's just a handful of us and I'm not saying that's because of any particular reason and I'm not saying I love the comedy I'm not GonNa talk about it but I'm just saying that's who the working black female uh-huh Comedians are at the store right. Now you're just putting it helps the story to say. This is a small group of last night and we were on a line like you guys should be sticking together yes not yes not trying to pull another down I mean just in general Ehrman inject stems from telling the stories because this is where it comes from. There's there's a there's an insecurity and a cell Patriot in our community. That made this woman. She we didn't even know each other like she never introduced herself to me. She actually interrupted a conversation. I was having with another black comic comic at the comedy store. One night interrupted our conversation and started talking to him and didn't say anything to me..

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"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

12:51 min | 1 year ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Today. And it just shines over the set wherever they're shooting wherever she is Oprah. I love it but super. So where do we give. We're headed we Just because we were just no words. Oh these sound full full why I love you. I hate talk to other people talk to each other home. What is the five minutes we spend on the job? I can talk like this to like probably three of my other friend three I thought it was you I was like. Oh that must be you. It's me but like my manager I can have conversations. She's amazing and then I have my friend Brenda and my friend. Amanda Manda Amanda Seals. WHO's fantastic great girl? You're fantastic. I can't have the mini and my guy friends. Now I'm thinking about it. This is why I go out. I'll have coffee with a guy friend. Mike bigly is a good example. Someone who can do this. Yeah feelings fears. It's I've had it with the wrestler. I'm tired I just WANNA go talk about your drinking. That's what I wanted to say. The problem the root of all this really wrestling with that feels like. You're in an emotional sleeper whole dad. Good I feel like men feel like a lot has been imposed on them. The other side. I think there's a lot of pressure to be a man and I feel bad for you guys. I can feel that too sometimes but I work through Bush but I managed. I still feel it all the work that I've done every once in a while I go like my being enough of a man. The good thing is there are things that you probably are naturally actually when we manage. What do we mean we mean decisive? We mean powerful. So that's the first thing that comes in takes care of business. Find the things that you were naturally that way about and let that meet your quotas. Don't take it out on your kids. Absolutely I have a thing like just in general about I. I don't have kids. I'm pretty sure I'm never I'm never going to have. I might adopt somewhere in the future. I don't know yeah I might do that. I just I smell a pilot everything everything people say to me. I'm just like are you gonna pay for those kids. Let me pitch something real quick kids and the kids who is with a C. So everyone's going to be like Candy C.. ID number Afghanistan. Is it not around remember. It's no that's it. Is this survive. You have a child sudden infant death shit. I forgot I skip that day. I I I was scared of synods. You should've been fine. It's terrifying. There's nothing you can do when when sciences like all we can do is name met after. That's how I feel about cancer when one of the first dark bits that I wrote was like we just made up a word for a thing that keeps killing killing. You know what I mean but we know so much much more about cancer than medieval. No it's out of nowhere and you just wake up and your kids. It's like that old going back to which is like we needed villains to blame things like that. It's so fucking yet like no bets. CID's is the fucking worst thing actually ingredient way day said. Yeah Sid vicious our now. We're riffing on darkness. That's what you gotta do. I guess but I mean like when now that I can sleep and not think about whether or not because she's fifteen older now right with that beginning you're getting up touching and feeling Antonio the liner I can. I don't care but I know what I want to say that there's a lot of other hormones and things firing off that make it worth it like. There is panic and there is his fear. Yeah Yeah and then there's this weird sort of like this is life be like if you think about the world the Earth floating in nothingness and this and going around okay star. That's also fucking scary but like we've all sort of learned to be like and I met the movies. Yeah you can do that with the baby. I'm just trying to. I'm I'm trying to encourage anybody to have children but for every like irrational fear I hope my hope for everybody that you also have this irrational parent. Jean Blake. Thank you sort of get that from. I got it from my dad. My Dad is a real like it'll work out guy yeah. My parents are like that as well. Find Parking yeah fearless fearless. It's fine fine like it'll be fine. Yeah that's where I get my faith from my parents have A. We just had faith and my dad does worry a lot and that bothers me because he worries about ridiculous things like sweet very sweet. But it's it's neurotic also like when he's still like my dad hasn't slept well since me and my sister were born really then Mike were grown asked women and he he just is a great father and that's just what he was meant to be. But who are we casting your dad in the near Corner Picture Your Dad we need in a light skinned a light skinned from black succession. Drake Know Talk to your dad. Who would be a good Howard Howard and it's hard to say 'cause I'm just thinking when you think about about casting you just think about like who's been in those roles before right you know who would've been a great? I'm just like is it. The partner from the wire are shed or is it then quoted that guy earlier today. So it's a big serendipity. I am not kidding. How are the what are the the chances of remember? Why did it get it? Shuts crab guts. I always remember the scene from Baltimore if you don't need the crab guts. Oh yeah they're little liver. No this crab at a drinking problem has roses all right. I think James. What's his name Role Jones? No Not James Earl. John's Avery James Avery James is he the uncle Phil from fresh prince. Yeah he could have been PALU email. My Dad's not bashing. Yeah she don't go fill mine. Wait what is there was an episode where I'll go on a diet talking about food and he went Louis. Mounds Act I've called my brother right now and we don't pillow you say mashed potatoes. He finished the quote. Oh Oh my God talk about light skin on every cast. He aches. That was not good. Yeah that was not good. Never been a fan of new on vith or or wanted to give on that on vivid try because she was of course. But how do you. You can't go from that on VIM. She was amazing. The first one was on what didn't the first the kick up some dust like she wanted. More money was a money thing is what they say. Yeah and I don't know if there's any truth to that but what D- what the streets is saying go to Barbara shops to. They're talking about people like you hear about she said You heard that from me. I want the same trailer as well. Oh my God can be a black woman we're fans has and again. I say this also mostly single. We lease dated Asian men. Black women what it wasn't thousands of. I think that's probably still true. And I don't know I can't speak for like like you know. There's IT'S A it's a topic of discussion in the black community about black men dating outside of not dating black women but most black men are with black women in in most parts of the countries where there are black populations. It's just in cities like New York and La for example where you see it also gets to a level of fame. We see like professional athletes. Chris Rock has been where he's doing shit until you have a woman. Oh that sounds like his wife was black. She was. Yeah but yeah and I think he's still days black women ex-girlfriend I saw him with was a black woman might just be something he says because it is something that he knows about these uncle Tom. Black dudes out here that really think that validate get need validation by marrying a white woman data that exists. That's a real thing. Throw out uncle. I I'm not but you aww dominant. Are we bleeding. No really feel like. Do I protect my guest here. Dropped the audio. There's nothing wrong with saying that. There are uncle Tom Black people. That's a real term that exists for an. I mean it means that it's basically black people that stat that sold out two for white validation and they try to live up to they want to achieve the success of a white man which to them means finding a white woman and they would would sell out their own black people to achieve that status. It's interesting yeah and being this is this is weird called. You made it weird. Yes when I hear that so I I watched the movie. I wasn't gonNA call it forgiven. the farewell so aquafina movie. And there's a chat about like if you if you Chinese you're always Chinese and a location and people right as I. We went and her dad in the movie. It's not it's not her story but the characters his dad in the movie is like we're Americans and they like you can tell that the Chinese people don't like now. I'm from Boston the only way I can relate to that as I have a lot of people that are like we're from Boston. We stay in awesome. Thought fucking stupid. I don't mean it's stupid but I'm like that's not for me and then I went to La. And then I started like dating. La and go home sounds pretty vocal about how much I love. La So like. I have like this part of me. That's like can't people do whatever they want John but what is. What is the part that I know? Of course you can do what they want. When there's a pattern you've been whoever you want? I'm not saying you can't just saying they're buying a narrative from somebody. Yes and I'm saying. What are your intentions with dating this person? If you truly love this white woman go for it. I'm all here for that. But if you have a pattern because dude this goes back popsicles thin and cold. I know there's some people I don't really know them yet but they marry who I think. They think they're supposed to marry to look more. It's the appearances. And then that's what I question and the celebrity Maryland absolutely right and it's it's again like if you see let's say for example example. There's a black person that only dates white people and they've never dated black to me. It is it is interesting and pick Yulia for your own race like that to me is bizarre. And they're to me. There's an end immediately. I'm like if I said that if a white person wouldn't when we'd be like Jesus Christ no because to me that's like family like you. We dated who what we are comfortable with them. What we know right right? Don't we well we EH. We have common with and so it's like if you grew up that way then that makes sense to me to like date. I'm not saying the MONTAGUES. But what if you fall in love with the cat and that's fine. Yeah that's fine but what I'm saying is what if if if you were a montague but you never dated anybody if you never dated a montague type person person and bad you're saying Romeo probably dated a few montagues before he went capulet. Yes okay you have there you. You need to have those experiences and at least you and I understand where that comes from it comes from. Oh I've got something in common with this person. We have common ground that we can talk about this and this and this and you get me get me at the end of the day you get me right. I want someone that gets us. It's interesting that this is I love. How open your being and I think so interesting that this is sort of a touchy subject? One of the ways that I can relate is that vowel and I both grew up in the church and when I was dating people that didn't grow up in the Church that it was fun for me and that was interesting for me and there was always voice..

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"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

11:47 min | 1 year ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"We at at my first instinct was to want to believe him but then the more that I read about it in the more I was hearing things like this does not sound right. Who Does the quote that he said that from the from the white people that did it to him? beat him up. They said something. Like your your legacy country now Maga- country you are used as the act the N.. Word from empire and it's like Oh would y Todo watching empire holdup put up from blacks. Accession it I don't think people more believable if they had said that but who first of all if they're racist then they're not watching watching empire right. So how do you know that the N. Word From Empire magazine are you smelled at little. He's Outta smells like Shit exactly so I was skeptical pretty much since this story came out but anyway but that wasn't you know we don't want to believe that that we well. We know that stuff all the time with black people so and gay people and so oh. There's a party but that's like I want this to be true but I don't want it to be true at the same time. You WanNa lend credibility absolutely and I don't don't WanNa live in a world where I don't believe everything I hear see. I hate this part of my brain but you gotTa Know Your own stupendous and I think I'm pretty in touch with my own stupid. I hope so. Yeah at least I can see it and I go like this is why when you like. It's also just the might of storyteller like that. Sounds like something someone one who wants people to not believe the news to bribe someone to be like make a fake story because it contributes to an overall feeling yes of nothing is real yes and then people can run a muck yes so I I worry about that. We should all be worried about it like when when I had this. It wasn't a movie idea but it was like a weird flash flatware like so many people were getting me to and then I was like I wonder if a studio is gonNA plant a fake one to make credibility go. Yeah because I was like because it's costing the money money for sure you know what I'm saying so it's like you can't have obviously Robert Downey. Junior was not me too but if they were like. We can't have that happen so we need to. We need to like it's like become you hear about that. So if you hear about the CIA there's that book now called chaos to CIA as like the theory is giving Manson Lsd to give the hippies as to like experiment with people have a blah. Dude I don't know I get I get on that train a little bit faster than maybe I should know. I think I lack doc I have gone down so many rabbit holes. I've watched so many documentaries about conspiracy theories too but it's fun. It is fun but at the same I. I think I think there's something with 'cause you know your your spiritual person will live at least. Yeah I would. I don't know if I describe you as religious dispirit people. I duNno which I'll take spiritual name. Yeah me too and there is something in because there are. There's no evidence it's like the faith that we have. There's no tangible so we are more prone to to to ideas that don't necessarily have empirical evidence Dan Straight and so in agriculture and yes we were conditioned to that be like well just because that might not make sense. You should believe that right. You could even say Santa clauses sort heard of that way too for sure. Let's not get started on. Why Santa Claus Real and but also my blackness pete is black people are constantly skeptical about things right because has how do we get to America in the first place? We got tricked on a boat. But it's like we are skeptical because it's like I just don't trust you. There's a nature about black people that go out in advertising. Black people in ads are always the people that are sort of like. What are you talking about Willis? That's right I'm not saying it's right or wrong. I'm just saying start watching commercials Rosengard. They cast a big black dude to be like fifteen percent of. ooh You may be pointless ballet out of a job you get some relevant out of this. That's so true inside. I came from lakeside. Aside is a black whenever someone twisted lip this. That's right that's right that's right. Let's say April it right right but I mean obviously that that can be a wonderful thing to be discerning and I'm just saying advertising is guys like me or look I believe I like your best impression yet going my way and I'm Mike Oblivious. Fuck Shit that's right. Brian Regan has a bit about how dads and husbands. He has the line where it's like. The MOM is always like cleaning the floor stereotype and then the daddy says it's always stuck in the Venetian blind to the fact cuming. Isn't that great. What I'm saying is advertising if you want? Stereotypes go to advertising. Watch some commercials that so. We're talking about a lot of things we so here's busy damage. You'd pop yeah and dead. I don't give me a D. me. At closeted homosexual man clauses of homes. Just one that I. I don't know I had never again. I don't have tangible evidence to prove this but I know like I know like if you want to know if a a man is gay or whoever is gay just talked to someone they've dated and they will tell. You secretly secretly gay on logo. Yes us because I and it sucks because women we get such a bad rap because we call crazy and we think that we're and men fear that women are going to start calling them gay. Hey if they wrong them like oh like I didn't. I'm not gay. Just cheated on her. Now she's telling people I'm gay by have a fear of that and I'm not saying all men do obviously but there are men covers a multitude of real sure. So it's like she. They fear that Oh she just got hurt by this guy. Why so now? She's saying he's gay when I'm like no Yep just talked to some people in the anyone's GonNa know someone's cloud at home if someone I dated for a while crazy he goes back to the. This is real. The witch trials like a single independent absolutely made woman who like. We're so fast to go. That's insane. We're so scared of intuition. I think everybody's into it hasn't absolutely we do but women tend to be because they are born into a body that knows life death and rebirth. Yes that is. What makes them more do? Did you watch fleabag. Ed Monolog V. Wade's barely short. But it's so fucked. Laying season was the first one that is not seeing the second I have but I need to. I haven't really watched it. She goes to the the bar with the oldest older lesbian. She talks about how women are born with pain and men don't get their period so basically they're out having wars wars and sports so they can touch each other and feel failure and feel pain and feel lost and I was like fuck in A. It's right on. I'm glad that Mr Brown shout out Mr Brown Warren Brown. My teacher in high school used to say stuff like that all the time allowing women. We watched the Grapes of Wrath and he was like there's something about flow and it's built Elton to women's bodies that they know that bad in this comes. And then badness goes it's the season yes literally us in our bodies and Santa Stand up to the Goddamn Moon. Yep It is a moon cycle. That one else is the moon cycle which looks like Birth control pills. Because that's how it is that's how it is. It's thirty days thirty one days. It's fucking nuts. We're so this is why we want to the biggest weapons all of this power and all this intuition and all of this baked in knowledge is calling it crazy. Yeah absolutely so I. If the easiest way to dismiss a woman that's right and yeah so it's like but again like I was just saying you talked to someone who's dated people dismissed the so easily but like I said if you're intimate with somebody and you've been with them for a long time you'll know what this person is so but yeah no so. I don't have anything in the APP for that. I think we'll get ratings and stuff. Oh No if you want to date somebody you see their past had that before it was just about guys though there and I don't think it exists anymore but the girls and I never went on and I never looked at it but I had heard heard that there was a website. Dumber what it was called but women rated their boyfriends. What's of course as a whole I understand why that's a problem because we'll crazy people pull are crazy and here's the thing? I had a girlfriend that I'm like you were a little like not great. Yeah stability was she in entertainment with my my group with my words like my other XS. I'd have that they would be positive but you always worry. Of course yes yes of course. So there's GONNA be some bad eggs that are going to ruin any and write a bunch of Kansas Johnson's APP. We could but then how do you. What's the vetting process? Ask for. WHO's allowed to write? I'd have to go through a whole thing and how many Jews are gonNA make fake profiles. Exactly right it's just it's best. There's no way we're the PAP smear. Okay all right. It's like lager with your thumb. Would ask to have a little secretion on it just a little just a little juice. It's like when you blow in that thing to start your car you want is that is that a problem why it is sad. I know this. I think it's a heavy one. Yeah but yeah so no. I back talked wherever we. Where were we so I have dated one that for sure I believe is closeted dead inside I? That's what I meditate about every day. Hey I I look Pete. I've I watched the energy because the law of attraction I watch what I put out. Because that's what you get back and I I don't I still to. This Day cannot figure out but I will say it. I learned so much dating this person because now I know what's a sociopath is and I know and I now know all the red flags so if that was less than I needed to learn to protect me in the future because I learned that lesson like seven years ago help people might be dating. What are some red flags? Oh God they call it love bombing so one of the things they do against you like like borderline personality sociopaths and narcissistic personality disorder. And it's a very fine line between those and they're they share characteristics because the person that I said wasn't that stable he had had a lot of work. I'm not saying they had the borderline personality disorder and I think we brought out the worst in each other so I'm copping to my like I think the way that I was specifically glue is triggering. Yeah right because I talk about waspy I was like you. Keep your feelings to yourself. And everything's fine and driving her nuts for sure. Yeah but borderline nine that like when it's hot it's hot and then the water in the shower just goes ice cold. You know what the fuck like..

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"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:42 min | 1 year ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"We're the same. People were the same species where comedians anyone of my species. Yeah I WANNA be like. Are you finding that balance balance though now I know are you are you and has anyone in your life telling you like. Maybe let's just do this one but like what. Are you shooting a movie during the lunch. Break of another another movie your Arbox I know I know come on a lot. 'cause I worry about how many I don't know it may fucking people taking advantage. Of course this industry is awful but what I didn't realize I have. I have good friends and you have have to have good friends. I was just talking to me about saying no and he was like look. I heard stories of movie stars going to table read of a movie that they signed on to do and then after after the table revealing I don't want to do and they walk. And this is terrible and that is a privileged position. Sure but absolutely Kevin Hart and Tiffany. Haddish I have to say no yet. Kevin Hart seems to be doing great. Yeah but it is. It is like have they turn down anything. They're like. The Michael Caine crystalise. Did this think about Michael. CAIN and I would say the same thing to Michael Michael Caines one hundred I. He'd be like never before we stop. I'm afraid read. Dr Say it's a real. I understand that fear. Did you see Joan rivers documentary when she talked about her worst nightmare. The biggest year wasn't Anthony Calendar. I can't handle that. I hold life. Should be designed to deal with an empty counter to get to that. I I want to get to the point where I'm saying I'm done. She was how old she was in her eighties. Right and still life working working on my face okay. Still Doing Joan rivers jokes rugby. She would appreciate. You would love it if you would have done it. My face twenty one. Nineteen by my ass is seventy five but yes I want to get. I don't WanNa work for the rest of my life. I'm doing this to be comfortable enough so I can just quit. And you never see me again. Yeah fade out fade away. Yes this is what they're gonNA play under when the great candidates Thompson now they have to the audio how c would he have the first thing he was whatever happened. You know like we need more rasp. More rows more souls drink the sandpaper. A little heroin happen when it when you think about how jasmine were on heroin. I'm like Bo. Jack seems like the last last thing I'd WanNa do if I were on heroin. Oh.

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"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

12:11 min | 1 year ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"You say I like most people. You can get a sense of their their dis. Pretty quickly. He'd be like I know what you're Dick is absolutely i. I think that's one of the weird things. That's why boobs girls are gels about boobs. Guys are jealous about the perception of their but sometimes it goes the other way. Sometimes dudes have big Dick Energy and it's they don't John Right to check the decant sign cash there we go cash. That's how they make up for power and money with the fixing thing because you have a good day. have a fantastic raising sola. I loved her. Get into it. Tell me about pops. POPs he's toogood you got. We ended up getting leave it in what that's like I'm dead in the highlight reel is like people with a great interviewer Joe's talking to a black woman. Tell me about your PA. He was a rolling stone in my office was my dad was not a role he told you not to come it. That's a that's a WHO is that. That is the family matters All right now. What y'all came to don't don't don't use turned it in? All of that is the beam. Yes it's a quick conditions. Listen thing slaps I will play that in my car. Dude I have no shit. I don't care the songs that bring people right to the dance floor to wedding. Yes and you imagine do do that would bring everybody if somebody needs to see. Jennifer Hudson needs to cover it Like somebody who she would do a great job and here. Here's I liked him for Hudson though but I do not like her music. She's got a great voice. What does I don't exactly Lina? You don't you don't even know you never. I don't think I've ever I think I've heard maybe one of us on the radio I was like a wrecking. Aw Letter Miley Cyrus. HOW DARE I don't mind music wise? I don't mind Miley. Yeah she's fine. I'm not going kind of like turn the station. When one of them bother me with her music? She looks like if she was a roller-coaster refuse a mascot for a roller coaster. I don't WanNa ride it like it's going to have some like drop up that I'm like that's a bit much. There's so many initiatives about her. Then I'm like. Are you making fun of me like if I hung out with her I'd be like is this a bit. Are you telling me we're not really friends. The what I mean is the way that ice cube the sophomores that you're saying I'm like ice. Cube Lakes me. Something about whenever. I see miley Cyrus in the night before which is a great Christmas movie. Moi's like she she seems otherworldly and therefore everything she is. She's like kind of just pretending to be human. You don't trust her because she's she's a Popstar. Yeah I don't trust her a very hot people in general I don't trust. Yeah Yeah there may have everything in the palm of their hand. That's hot palm. They can do anything they want. I got sweaty palms. They're hot palms. That's that's why they go to the palm 'cause that's where they got the world and keep it going and we're done. Well we use music Jennifer Hudson sad pop. I was saying really quick. I wanted to just explain Jennifer Hudson's music really quickly and then we can talk about my dad because I went to one of her concerts last year. J Yes I've never been ahead no desire to go. My manager texts me and was like I bought tickets because I had never. I haven't been to the Hollywood bowl in. Oh wow she wanted to the Hollywood bowl. I just WanNa go on this day. I don't care who's playing but would you go with me. I feel like we're celebrating. Something really stupid by day. She yes or her schedule she was. I am free this day. Okay I don't care who's John Williams Robin Soundtrack to Star Wars. Ask First of all I would go to. I'VE NEVER UH-HUH I've never understood like that. That is a lie was a ban nerds pursued June wins. I fuck you up. I'm actually about to buy a new phone my I just. I'm Dr Eighty. I was talking with my food. Flute was born all right long before before without the flu. Cool she did but I missed. I've always missed my flute and I regretted stopping it so I'm going to bring it back but I gotta get a new one anyway. Davidson's flute eighty took up so much. But I went. I went to Jennifer Hudson's concert with my manager and we got high we did edibles and I'm sitting there and I'm like I don't know any of these songs and as I'm observing everyone. That's here I was like. What is the perfect way to describe this moment? How would I do if someone asked me cans? What was her concert like? How would I describe it and this is how I would describe it? It was was like being at Black Church inside of a gay club. That's perfect so black church. Exactly do there was is that. There's a youtube clip. That I love of a black pastor. Yes talking about how we need to love gay people and it's fucking have you seen it. I think I know what you're talking incredible and needs to be my guest tomorrow. Although I'm worried Sunday worry about talking to somebody even progressive person in the Church that I'm going to touch some electric offense and make me uncomfortable. Not Make them on me. It'll make me feel like only interview. People I agree with but I. I've traveled Church Carla Anyway. Of course but he he calls it out. It's like when you and I do dirty talk with David Spade. We you have like an hour and a half to write the jokes and we spend five minutes outside. We get the best the best and he's talking about real like you and me in the green room real on camera shirt. Dan and he says how many people do you know that that basically just saying he's saying more eloquently but he's like you know or gay but we kinda act like we don't know how many choir hire directors and the frequent. I've never seen footage of Everyone looks at the choir You're talking about me. I mean you could have your Andraos all year round pastels. That's a Pastel pink. Amber your word seven. That's a great band. Name Salmon in November or at least the first song salmon in November. I was just up at the end. It's such a shame that there's so many bad band names when there's so how many good ones I don't know if salmon in November is actually a good one but I'll Ansi right there with the feeling of a ban a passer serviceman or woman in power onstage today. Jr at the pulpit incur- state saying choir directors. And everybody's nobody's everyone's silent because that was my church. We had the very butch lesbian drummer in our band. Of course no disrespect. I feel like in every church but use the type we were all like. I wish somebody had just been like. Hey you're a lesbian and we love did you. And that's fine. I mean not on stage topically right but because you never know maybe like a high end tights. A what Heian Ryan type military haircut the high in tight. That's what they shaved high and tight. It's a haircut. That like the dad from American Beauty Chris Speaking of speaking of I know homosexuals. That can't my sister. Mr went to a baptism of her friends newborn a like a year ago. So no baptists I guess Baptist doing maybe I guess I'll do it because I was. We were now. We had a christening. I grew up episcopal couple and we did a christening and it was the same it was like a Piscopo is the opposite of the word cuss. A PISCOPO is what you say to end. This is a stop episcopal. The cops are here to record this guy's Presbyterian Meena said Presbyterian direction so this this couple is a great safe word episcopal or piscopo alien uncut gems hunk tweet. I saw that I just thought to work. Ah Years as them. Baptism and I did. My sister went. It was her friends. Newborn and the pastor was basically saying let this baby be healthy. Grow Up to be strong not not gay. He didn't he did. I don't know he didn't say that wasn't a quote but that is basically what he said. That's Gerland Langer Real. I mean that is that is a joke that gay friend of mine. I don't know if it's a joke. He's like you go to an interracial gay wedding black man white man. The congregation all white. I mean I don't know if that's still true. I hope that's no it is it's still it's getting a little bit better with the younger people. Like young people are now that hip hop his transition into a lot of hip hop people. Like dude who are gay out openly out a really. Yeah Tyler. The Creator Ocean. He's not hip hop but he's in that same crew. Yeah every I I almost said I stopped myself. What fun little little gnaws with a little it a little knives ex little guy phone yes sir? All right. So he's a little bit bigger than us But he's got three lenses he hasn't it hit this past year outta touch. What was it hometown old old town? That's all he seems about my town road. You're young town road old town road. Yes a Willie Nelson Song he did. He did country. He's got a rapper that his he came out with this country song. That went viral up. Billy Ray Cyrus did a remix of it and it's huge all white people remixing black people's countries on this. This is where we are now. God what's is where we are. Yeah no I know. It's crazy but he gay so so they're coming coming out. So there is a at she reigns and gay and gay. Thanks you ready angry. That is something we talk about. Dude if Tiffany Haddish did this by which I hope she did I. I would say that to her what I say to you. Yes you and I talk a lot about Balance Down something that my dad said just been about what you just normal who can read then I okay. I'm like a doctor I won't be it. Looks like it says norm MacDonald McDonalds McDonalds Adam. Corolla Roy say tiffany. Oh yeah because I said he's GonNa say all the time if you're on an airplane and the the screen in the seat back in front of you you can show for movies at a time if you're in three of those movies Slowdown go go. Watch the sunset or something yes right yes and that is is what I would want to pick the brain of tiff. What isn't that? Hey Heart I'm like what's going on guys. That's a lot like how are are you sleeping breathing..

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"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

10:46 min | 1 year ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Of the show. You're the voice listeners. have been waiting for hold up. Hold up he's skittles post. You're a father you have a child. I know she's gone she's going to go. You guys want some cities and ooh braced you. That weird kid smells like Mayonnaise is in their shoe mayonnaise and your shoe no not you corn chips. I've smelled people whose whole and corn chips. That's my free against Kane Collier. Bit about how Fritos smelly feet. Why or because we get corn horns on our toes? It's literally how many corn products need to be on our before we get it. Free does our feet. They're giving US clues. They had a meeting at Frito. Lay there like oh no. They're calling calling the growths on our feet corn bill. Your mind hit it onions onions. How close is it? Fun Means Bundy. Just fucking with us like if you ever get that feeling where you're like if I gave this ship there's a bit here but you don't. That's me every day about everything like just can't I think about sit on it for like five ten minutes and see if anything comes and you'll just work it out. I don't feel like it. You know what I do every day. I don't know if this is interesting but I will now. Now because I'm forty and I've been doing Stanford twenty years. Oh wait rookie. lookie Napoleon dynamite we into yes. It's exciting Napoleon Hort Pete has. Let's be honest because you are black woman. Yes every time Lafond comes on. We're all all like is this okay. Like on behalf of all white people were like okay all well you know I you came. I don't WanNa make you the representative. Here we are but no but I wanNA make you the representative for white people. Because that's so funny to me and and I think that that you're admitting that why people do that like we think. Is this okay. All right this is happening as it's such it's Utah White it's right yes us with wider than British as possible but they've done it wider than the original white. They've done it and it's in Utah. And they're like what if he dates. They were laughing their asses. I've going what if he just regular Sassy right which is just black men. You know default black woman. Right name is La Fonda the funder. It's the stereotype of what everyone thinks is a black like if that Guy Kip. What on Saturday was like her? Name's Lafond like we're GONNA laugh. Of course it's the joke. Is this black woman as the butt of a joke but then when I watch it. I'm like their. They're scanning close to the edge chaplain but they're not following. They're not it felt really to me because like a genuine like I think they like each other and that's why it worked but let me tell you that she's ridiculous than the Uncle Guy. Oh she's like the black woman version of Caracul. Rico Rico. Notice notice football over them mountains you I know that movie in an Hoard Pete four four war hoard hoard. What's that hard Horford hort only the party say forty forty? You want to go to the core. The core the car core core hoard in the core watts who says the watch is this barren run and I discovered execution again. Super blocks I should no it baron Vaughn. I figured out. It is specific to comte in that area. That region of Compton because I was like I was I was saying saying I was like saying like the Party and he was like what are you doing and I was like. You've never heard black. People speak like that. He was like comedy bit. I would just. I sometimes just like how I poured sometime now and I got it from militia. MOESA had a friend on her remember Moshe was played by Brandy. Yes the singer Brandy and on the show. She had a friend named Kim. I think and she was. You want to go to the party. And so that's just how she spoke so I I just started doing it it from that show and if you watch like boys in the hood you'll hear there and he's like every night can't is it's not very night or sure is there to ice cube areas. Nellie it's very southern I watch. We're back to channing. Ice Cube would say. Oh porty forty. Yeah that and that you guys WanNa Porty. Yeah it's kind of funny. It is so scared of somebody and also likes so comical. Yes I would like to go to a party with you. I know buddy. Nobody tap dances on the surface of show business better than Ice Cube Cube. How did he do it? A phenomenal career maintain hardness. Nobody's saying questioning and are we there yet. No you couldn't even beat them in a roaster rat about like you could call that out. Everyone knows everyone knows. He's like he's like. Oh I'm so dorky. But he's actually cool meaning. He owns every facet of his personality. Absolutely he had at the at the core of it and I can't tell how much of it as his face because he's got a great he has a great face but it's also very hard. It's a hard face but it's also a saw face look added again one thing that you're talking about the mental limited ice cube that we're both having like kind of a low fro. I'm I'm picturing Jerry Ice Cube. What's that Oh we'll always have a jerry curl to me? That's that's the boys in the hood but I'm ashamed that easy is Jerry curl girl. Of course I know. They're all very by connick. Cube is mini fro low fro Elo apostrophe real and this is where we're that's GONNA have to agree to disagree. I draw the line Jerry curls because I just watched jump street and he's got the low fro and he's got the low fro in my first experience with him was boys in the hood and his music so and to me that was peak ice cube. Yeah Peak Ice Cube now turned into family man ice cube which is fine fine fine. That's what you do when you get older. You just turn into a family guy and I know but you should you should you. Should which means means can't be easy you live. I'm not trying to be funny. People have big feelings about well passing. He would have probably done the side. Dr Dre did I you have to. I mean Will Smith you could go to Dr Dre House and say. Do you have any fiber. He he has it. You could say you have spiting from the right here. He's got a lot of like domestic shit in his house and if you want absolutely. Hbo Series About Him. Did you wait. What about him? and Jimmy Iovine now. I didn't watch. It was really told me about it. I heard it was good. It was really good but so you see why people are good at being rich. You needed to be read. You need it it to be rich and you're talking about day or Jimmy or both of them motherfuckers. Egging talk about dre. I'm talking about Jimmy. You mentioned that their neighbors on the beach like life. Yeah he can walk out you know and then we're going to have to. They have this like sort of you know people are like first class. It's the first to crash crash that I never heard that this is like a strip of real estate on a beach and Nami comes like you're kind of feel like I don't I don't mean that slow Nice. You almost like you know. If they were to happen they'd have multiple other over shirk and the soon as you see that they have a helicopter. Fueled up successions ready. Oh absolutely and as they fly away. He's told the pilot to play do how people use that off. That's good I do. I do grab yes please. What will if you guys are getting in a helicopter or bird? What are the right? You just do that. My mouth is a gay man that the I love about on I said developed if he was the star of crashing it would be nice. It's so good and people like don't say that I'm just trying to comment some late to replace issue where we could deal with technology. I nobody will not. I had the face dots on old time. In case we ever wanted to reboot at with a different star. That doesn't give you a lot of confidence when you're acting like it's either GonNa be you someone else someone else. But he's the same high Disney both the same same height. Yeah he's a tall. No I thought. How tall are you the door? Six six a door. That's Pete. Isn't that weird. That's tallest your personality. Analogy is tall. Yes no you. Don't come off as tall because normally when I'm next to someone that's then tall yeah. I feel like intimidated. And I'm not saying you're not intimidating but I'm not intimidated. 'cause I know you mean when I meet someone who's an an introduced shorter than me. I'm like Jesus this guy and that's most people that are you so you know what that is and so you you give a very relatable. You're just a very nice approachable by effort. I think it's weird to say this like when you're super tall. One of the reasons you slouch is because you're trying to be like new. Nothing yeah just trying to fit in the REU things why nece- kissel why of all the mini just trying so hard to be regularly. Because I've been since high school. Of course that's insanity. Somebody was going to teach me grammar and I was like I can palm..

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"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

08:36 min | 1 year ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"We're all single. I didn't I say I said the Valley I was like you're going to love her. You are GonNa love her. You'RE GONNA WANNA be friends by building. Some people hate me. It's okay I was looking very bye-bye but got a shriek of art. Forget how much pure emotion. We're all feeling because she lets it out. But we're we're taught to hide it. Man I feel bad for you guys. I feel bad. I was just talking about how people like steal the essence of black women. Because there's nothing funnier. Absolutely absolutely there is something about oppression that makes people funding. I know I know I'm not breaking new ground here. Look at what what every gay got so many gay guys. They're doing black women. Good choice stole it from us and now they have owned it and they're doing it. Better actually got so much better after you. Joyce Payne breeds comedy. It's the same thing. Yeah it's the same the comets. We know that a lot of what we went through is why we're funny right. Says you got to do something to make the day pass right. Which is why the the suburban white kid growing up and listening to hip hop makes a lot of sense to me? Actually because he's looking for some struggle. Yeah you mean like he's looking for or she is luther sort of identity yes the identity. Makers why is the door open. This is this is this is not a new thing. Well he's coming to see. Oh that goes back to the babies. That's what I mean. So when the door was open and the dog was barking yes my baby would have gone. You know what I'm saying and that was your version of the baby coming out experience. That's what I'm saying. It's a wonder that any of us are doing as well as we're doing. No because we are all screaming babies on the inside and like even the guy that's like he's still doing better than a baby and he is feeling the baby is feeling I mean on the on the inside absolutely Louis but at least with an adult you can communicate so you have. That's why that's why you said better than the baby because at least we have the car keys we can go drive somewhere or go them for your surging charging sometimes if that helps you work stick to the hits Jingling keys. I hate you so much. No you're right. That's what my therapist uses A. It was like you have a car. It was like you can get like whenever you'd be a weird situation to the ocean. Don't jump in and don't don't do that weird of all all the ways of killing herself. The I'm going to swim can't swim back now. That's horrible what are you doing. That sounds awful. You WanNa die a cold pool of blackness. I'm I'm going to do it at night just to really. That's my worst is being swept away by the ocean dude and also will actually at thought. It was my worst fear until I saw gravity. Gravity did you see gravity with Sandra bullock. The Ocean in the sky. Yes Sky Ocean is what they should have called me when she's flipping when George Clooney. He still out compete. Floating is cold enough that he preserved so he still looks like cleaning. Say he has an aged. You know the next time you watched gravity the next time you watch a movie. You're like you're back in your we need to know how like he's in like a Coen brothers Mooney like how did you get back. There's there's a part of your brain that's like. Let's say you were floating into the abyss. Forget this movie. I WanNa know how you got back to his ship. That is the only clooney role that ever resonated with me. I understand the Clooney Clooney. Clooney's him he's handsome. He does the job. But there's nothing that I've seen him do. That's like damn that was fantastic and memorable I think claiming those. He didn't mean to interrupt but I was so excited to agree with you. Even though I recognize clooney as a national treasure that he is absolutely UAE. You ever do that all the way. Why do we know who they they are all the time? Twenty one jump street I was like why are we. Know channing. TATUM is you know why he's great by the way I like it. I think he's Super Fun. I think he's funny. He's not just like passing funny no like some. He's got some taps when handsome muscular started making their way into comedies. Not everyone can do it in June any fires I say shoot any fires. I don't even know what that means but I know what you meant. Shots fired is what they'll yeah so. I don't WanNa shoot any fires good. Looks and comedy don't normally mic. That took a while for the rock. It did take a while and then he figured it out out he did but it's a very generous world for the rock where they're like we'll give you twelve movies. Figure it out and then he's like wait a minute wait a second now. I got it nineteen years in Vinnie. Vin Diesel. Like two two and they were like embiid and he's gone. He took his. He replaced him. He's like diesel. He's diesel to point out and then diesel cast him in fast. Furious away then up to diesel to do that. I believe is the diesel makes that franchise route. I think he's the executive producer. Oh he was a good Miami and he brought. I can't do. I don't I wouldn't even know where to begin. He's is one of the people I don't. I can't do an impression of I. Really don't know what he sounds like. He's a bit clean. Why do we know who he is? except I fear nothing that he's done that memorable but what is cleanse. It's fast fear to tell you right now for me is gravity was the only movie that I really was like. I remember like I couldn't I reference that movie because because it made me feel I felt field speak in that role with him. Yeah it is the greatest pain. I'm quoting you too. Yeah I'm quoting you to be Robinson I'm quoting you to Phoebe. Loves you too that Shit. She's a black woman who loves you too. That should be on our business card. I think we've met like once who phoebe me and Phoebe. Yeah what do you mean like in your rubbed off on her in one minute. Yes we've only had the pleasure of working together like once I was saying. was she on dirty. Time with David spade dirty. That's a much better name the name when I saw the slogan because you write for dirty time on the on the poster was sliding into your. PM's and I was like personal messages. It's direct messages. You're such a day yours. Do you think kids know am PM. They're just just out there fucking shape and fingering each other. Oh absolutely they all all the hours blend there on military humility eight hundred by the way if your phone is on military time you think you're better than me can I found is it is. But here's why because he was in Argentina are hidden. Tina have you been. Have you been. No I've been to South America. Okay what part Peru. I was where there was a Brazil Venezuela Venezuela only city. That sounds like a beata starting. Because what you asked him to do that. Name is why we have d'appel that is the only the only reason rhythm came from Caracas. And I'll take it. Have you been to I went to. I went there because my nephew was studying abroad. He was in Buenos heiress which they call be a do they. I don't know if they all do but my nephew and his friends call the Ba da. And he was getting his BA in yes NBA and bachelor. Actually of studies. Science is what I I don't know but I have one. Oh but I have one so I should know what it is bachelor of Science Bs. It is complete waste at the time. Yeah went to your family. Do you know because you see like you went to school. That's nice of you. I totally ready for you to be because you the community college getting high school. It was like what why we were all like. I'm going to be a millionaire here by the time you.

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"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:03 min | 1 year ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"The last one was this past Saturday. Jet Abbott how was their Neal Brennan. It was just fantastic So thank you to everybody that came out into all the comics who performed and the music. It's always the highlight of my month. So come on out if you can. I do WANNA give a shout out to the Pete's picks one of which I this is my alphabrain right here on the desk made by our friends at on it. Alphabrain is a new atropine. It's like a vitamin for your brain for your noodle for your thoughts for your creativity for your imagination for your focus. It it says right here helped shown to help support memory and focus clinically studied which is so which is so important which is so important It helps with memory it helps concentration whenever I have to do. Stand up whenever after. Write a script for crashing or otherwise whenever I have to write stand up whenever I have to do a podcast even when I'm just going out and hanging with friends and frankly sometimes when I'm just feeling a little bit low in energy and I'm drinking coffee or I'm going for a walk and I just can't find it it's often because my brain just doesn't have the nutrients it needs to operate. And that's exactly what Alphabrain is its earth grown ingredients aw clinically shown to help us use our brains and our imaginations. I wish I had this in school. I'm so glad as a creative person that I have it now. I'm muscle. Glad as a human being that just helps me be in the world and use my brain. I mean what don't use your brain for Alphabrain helps not in a coffee. Weight's not a stimulant it doesn't can get you up or jittery. It just helps your brain fine and use the nutrients it needs to operate. What a miracle I swear by it I always have it in my car? Have It on my desk ask I have it in my carry on. I'm never far without either. The pill form or the powder form which I have right here. I don't know shaking things like you. Don't believe me. But the the powered for Mrs Natural Peach Flavor. It's actually quite delicious. I take it straight. Because I'm a Weirdo. You can add it to water and it gets into your blood that much faster so if you want to show show your.

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"candice thompson" Discussed on Small Doses

Small Doses

02:39 min | 2 years ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on Small Doses

"That's a huge red flag one thousand percent. I mean, I definitely feel like there's there's been times where I have a certain thing about me where I I get I can make people feel comfortable enough to like show glimpses, you know, and then they close back up, but I've had to narcissists say. Say to me like like, you sh you make me show too much of myself. And so I have to I can't fuck what you okay, I wanted particular say to me like. I your mirror that reveals parts of myself that I don't like. And so I need to not be with. You was this the guy that didn't want mirrors in his apartment, correct? That's why he doesn't like mirrors. He has to look at himself. Which is ironic because that's what narcissist like doing normally firing themselves, but sometimes to that reflection ain't good when they can see too far into themselves, and that they can't they can't handle it. That's why they avoid it. And they build up. This this facade and this exterior that lay won't have to look at the inside because it hurts too much. They live in a fantasy world then that they built. And if you try to get my met who. Get out get out get their the worst. But yeah, there's no treatment it's a full on personality disorder. There is a spectrum. Let's say now on a scale of one to ten you can have you know, again, like us we're in this industry. So we don't have a healthy amount of narcissism. But I would say on a scale of one to ten. A manageable. Maybe three maybe four. We're talking about full blown tens out here in these streets in these streets in these screens, right? So people love to be like, Amanda. You're next says, there's no one could tell you wrong. And I was like that's incorrect. It's not true. It's not true. We've had so many conversations so many conversations. So there you go, right? Folks out there that got the whole magazine situation going on I feel your pain anybody who's Adami grain knows. It's not a game. I don't have my grave. I have homeys with migraines. And I'd be like Zing. They describe it like their brain is just being hammered by the electric tool of four into their skulls. See like, I don't want. No parts of that. I don't wanna parts that. But those of you who are suffering from that. I wanna be a part of helping to end your suffering..

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"candice thompson" Discussed on Small Doses

Small Doses

03:25 min | 2 years ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on Small Doses

"And it's like, yeah that's rough because you want to be able to engage with them across the board, but you have to instead implement a certain level of boundaries. Not for them for you. You're not disappointed absolute that you have a clear understanding of how to manage. But everyone has like mom shit or dad. Shit or brother shit or trauma shit? And so you just kind of decide well, I'm gonna just deal with it. However, but the reality is is that all of us are managing people in our lives that we love. But that may not do behaviors that we love. And so how do you how do you handle that you have to figure out what your boundaries are what you can manage and you've got to stick to it. And I think that's the hardest thing. Yeah. Because you're in Nate league going to be like, this is a relative who's close to me? So you don't want to go back to those behaviors. Because they're comforting to you. And you're like this is a person that I should be able to trust and be able to confide in. But they're going to use it against you. And so you have to like you said boundaries and just know how no that you can't go deeper with these people. You just can't you just can't it's it's hard. But you can't. And once you find this out, it is a new journey of self discovery. Because then you now are looking at how their behaviors have reflected upon you. So then now you have to deal with your. Own reactions to that trauma, and the your own problems and issues that have come out of that. So it's not a turn key thing. It's not just recognizing that you have a family member who's a narcissist. It's also figuring out like well. How have I been affected by this negativity going, and yeah, you gotta go there before it because you're you're you're suffering some type of repercussions from it. Whether you're aware of it or not like, you are it's just we all are whether you're dealing with the nurses family member or not we're dealing with stuff that we are completely unaware our behaviors are all because of from our childhood so going to therapy, whether or not you had a nurse's apparent I recommend for everybody. Someone asks can you be friends with narcissist? No, superficial friendship. That's it. That's it. You can't go deeper. You can like I said the per- you can go and kick it half, fun, go to the club, whatever. But do not rely on that person do not depend on that person for anything because it's not about you. It's about them. And again, whatever they do for you. Is really alternately for them. So just don't don't necessarily trust that person. You can't I as somebody who I'm still on the fence about if they're in our sister, not, but they were like, I just really love being able to give people raises and like being able to see the excitement on their face when I gave them something that they didn't expect coming and at the time, I was listening to it. And it felt like it was like a positive altruistic. Yeah. It felt altruistic but then after a series of our own interactions. I've come to feel like you know, what that's not really where that was coming from. That's a certain that's about them and ego. And you know, what I've done for you. Yeah. They want praise all the time watching the person just exults at what they have done for them. It's so tricky issue, you don't know a lot. And if you're not really cool with these people, then, you know, you're if you have a boss or somebody that does that you know, that's not that big of a deal because you're not an intimate relationship. But when you take it to another level of the cylinder dating, and you think about like, oh, they're in your life..

"candice thompson" Discussed on Small Doses

Small Doses

03:17 min | 2 years ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on Small Doses

"So I know the red flags, and I know when you say some crazy shit to me like, oh, you have a personality disorder. So what are some red flags because I think that when we apply it to just romantic situations. I think it's a lot easy. Everybody would have to feel like they can determine like a red flag. But just in general, what are some red flags because I think that this applies to the family scenario. Yeah. Yeah. A huge. Well. Before I know one. I know I have. So I was gonna say, I know love bombing is one, but I don't know in a family situation. If this would apply continue love bombing is when they they pretend to be all about you immediately like within the first month of you meeting this person, they're saying things like I love you. I wanna move in with you. I can't wait to see a family with you. That's way, too soon to be saying, you don't know me. But as women, especially that's we've been trained to think, oh, these are stuff that a good man was say, this is what a guy who's really into me would say, so I can trust this guy. And this this is the one do you think it's tricky when you've known the person in a certain capacity for certain amount of time. And then you are now stepping into a romantic space, and it's harder to determine because I feel like I have been the victim of that. Because in my mind, I'm like, well you've. Already known me in this space. So if you're stepping into this new spaces because you're intentional, and you know, like, I've already observed you in this space, and I'm stepping into the space because I know that I wanna fuck what you and I love, you, etc. The that's a really tricky one because at hap- that's actually kind of what exactly right? So it's like, yeah. You you initially think oh, this is the person who I've been friends with for so and so like an obviously they're really intimate because we've known each other three years. Maybe he's barely realizing that he I'm the one for him, and he wants to take it to a new level. But no again, you have to remember that. It's also that is still about them like they're not even considering you, and it is possible for that to be the case, even though you've known this person because how well can you truly know somebody you don't even people who've been married for twenty years, and then where the mayor to a serial killer. What are you talking about right there? People thought you were soccer practice with Daphne. And you were over here murdering some of that second families that I didn't know about. Out my leading Vince, my father as a second van Vince, our guts be no convinced we give. I will watch the movie one time, I think it was on lifetime and the father had two families. And when he was with one family, he would wear his hair curly that was his disguise. And then when you come back to other family, he was straightening. Oh, wow. Like Clark Kent super exact. But yeah, that is a thing that they could do, and it's and that's a hard one. Because you're like, oh, I thought I knew this person. It don't matter. Because again, you don't fully know some that you only know what they let you see of them the conversation about narcissism becomes really frustrating. Because even though we're going to give you red flags, they're not just so concrete where you're like, oh, you have to have your eyes peeled. And I said this on the episode before Paulo Colo the author of of the says trust everyone, but never sell your sword. And so that's the thing..

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"candice thompson" Discussed on Small Doses

Small Doses

04:32 min | 2 years ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on Small Doses

"Like, that's what narcissism is this. This little turbo. Boost to your ego to get you over the hump of the self deprecating blocks that we have to do what you need to do. Right. And like you said sometimes it is delusional. Sometimes it's definitely like I know that the odds are against me. However, I'm Benham self Seattle is turns out a narcissist is somebody who lives in that space at all times and is willing to disrupt your space in order to preserve their. When you interact with other people, and you're hurting people through that for your own self preservation. Yes. That's when it becomes a level of it's detrimental, and what you need to watch out for for. Sure. I think we need to get some DM teams. Blue. Whistle. I can't whistle. They can. Of course, you can whistle. Get out of here. I hate her. That's a lie. And the narcissism me knows. It's a lie. I have a skill. I just I have a skill. That's not whistling. Can I demonstrate? Gruel the relearn. Agreeing again. How did you even find that? Maly only only. Oh, my you're not moving. Only. Like, how did you discover this? I just covered this eighth grade. I wanna give a shoutout to these white girls that are went to junior high with who lived in Glendale. Stacey rare men Brigitte Maier things are moving one other one. I bay started doing it. And then I was like, what's the what are you? I'm I'm literally saying girl with my mouth closed, girl, girls neural. Regal girls. I know it's terrifying. In practice. It. I find the one thing that Amanda can't do, you know? I can't is that what we did. You know? I can't find a man I can't either. But okay, there's two things. But that's also not your fault. That's on them. This is why we're friends Necas data's fucked up. They do. Part of team. Can't let these live. We came up with that. That was so good talking about misspellings and tex-. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got them down couldn't let them live, and they don't like they don't like being called out when they're wrong. And that's kind of what we are professionals. Excuse me. There isn't about should be there. That is the singular, and we are referring to the plural of women. Yeah. Decide. No. I need us to all get that ironed out. I don't wanna see nobody else saying, you're very smart women. You are very smart women. Yeah. I don't want us. Not. You are very smart women. No. I'm a very smart one, man. Whoa. Man. Were man. Also, what's mine not minds? She got. That's mine. No. It's not it's mind. My and it's also I I am sorry for your loss. Not you're lost. Oh, no sorry for your lost. Oh, that's out here rampant. You know? What else was out here? Bless you. Ever since have you ever heard anyone say every since I was a little kid. I had someone say to me verbally. Congrats would the D. And I was like how do you spell? Congrats with any was like a tea CR. Wildly the why are you pronouncing? It come grads. You Latian 's? His favorite word. Idiot..

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"candice thompson" Discussed on Small Doses

Small Doses

02:38 min | 2 years ago

"candice thompson" Discussed on Small Doses

"It's definitely new and social media social media has absolutely also shown a light on like this is what a narcissist looks like. And I hopefully with this type of conversation that we're having on this podcast today. And I talked about it on my social media helps you shine a light on like, oh, that's when our says looks like or like am. I mean our system, and I in our system, I think there's a rule of thumb that says if you can recognize that you're in our success. You're probably not you're probably not 'cause you're there's a level of self awareness. That's there that is lacking true narcissist. They do if you I've called a narcissist a narcissist to his face and associate path as well. And then in in not a nice way. Like, how do you say that you can't was like, oh, no. I literally sent to this person. He's an actor. Of course. I said, yeah. Oh, no. Because we got into an argument, and he what he he was saying some crazy shit. And I said, oh, no, you're a sociopath. And which is we can talk about sociopathic 'cause there's a fine line there on this done on a spectrum. But he also was a narcissist. But I call them associate and then within like a month. And I said we need a break. I can't talk to you. We need some space. He text me like a month later. Hey, can we hang out? Again. See this is what I don't do. I recently just had this situation with somebody who I wouldn't necessarily say that there are narcissist a sociopath because I feel like they are more muted. But then you start to realize that it comes in all different shapes and sizes and colors and techniques. And it's not always people who are outwardly like problematic. And I think that's what people are thinking people feel like if the person isn't somebody that's like agree GIS and gregarious, and you know, really out here like showing they ass. It's like, oh, well, they must not be in our system. But I think that we have to understand that there's there's different levels. And there's different versions. Absolutely. And then you have to figure out is this narcissism, or is this someone who's a full-blown narcissists? Right. And it's tricky it's very very badly. Luckily, I've done the research for all of you. So you just listen to this. You'll be fully vetted to know whether or not you fucking with a narcissist. I think that for ourselves we can value narcissism as this little extra level of like. It's like a power boost. It's like that. Turbo. You know, you'll be playing outrun at the. At the arcade. And you'd be like driving you drive in with the steering wheel. And then they're like, you could be like, but but. And that's like what pushes you pass..

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