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Dallas Cowboys Offensive Line In Flux Due To Injuries
"Have lots of talk about as it relates the cowboys I just what I think of this team this year and the expectations after Jerry Jones finally made the gutting decision that led to Jason Garrett showing up the building every day with a binder underneath his arm and dutifully hoping that he would. Get a stay of execution cowboy fan celebrated not only the draft pick a CD lamb but a coach was skins. Mike McCarthy hasn't exactly translated into the season that they had hoped for, and we're expecting some of it has to do with injuries bobby and we'll get to those in a second but a lot of teams are having to deal with injuries this year. Yeah. I, mean, the team the cowboys have up here the browns they've got a lot of injuries to deal with I. Mean The seahawks had you know a lot of patchwork stuff that they were doing last Sunday against the cowboys and so injuries are an excuse they're not necessarily a good excuse though for this cowboys team I think they, they definitely are missing some guys. They probably feel a little bit like we're not gonNA know who we are for real until probably mid October when randy gets reinstated fully you get hopefully late and vander aeschbacher. Corner start getting healthy so. It may be a situation where the cowboys are kind of you know we're GONNA fight and we're GONNA get as best we can until we get healthy and that's not necessarily an excuse that they're giving. It's just this is the way it's gotta be, and we kind of make do a little bit because they are decimated in the secondary. They've had issues at linebacker they've you know had the issues along the offensive line they lost jar when they're starting tight end and So I, mean they've definitely. Had those issues the thing that they don't want. You, you can't really do anything about injuries. You just adapt as best. You can the thing they don't want his they can't have. Three drops and you know two and a half yards per touch from Zeke Elliott. They can't have Jalen Smith missing tackles consistently and still be sixty million dollar guy they can't have. Dak Prescott turning the ball over. They need to have him protecting the ball. They can't have you know some of these. Occasional Amari Cooper focus drops. You expect injuries you deal with those. What you can have is all of that and then along in the secondary, you can't have guys just making really low I q reads and busted covered just stuff that doesn't seem to be a factor of trying to learn a new defense. This just seems like flat out low I q stuff of not recognizing who's assignment is who's You know I think back to Jalen Smith's comment to a about. Throwing it out through a little bit. Maybe they need to simplify the playbook if our fans aren't familiar with that one, let's play that one real quick. People, find beams the defense could innocent the group. Absolutely. Absolutely. I. Believe. Allowing more allowing US more opportunities to Hound in on what? We're actually going to run in in our game plan. I believe it's important. That each and every player knows in and out what they have to do. With a smaller playbook, you you know gives us better opportunity to do that. And like I said this about as growing each and every week. On coaches are the same page, the players on the same page and we're just trying to do whatever it takes to get that much better. Each and everyone is that players that aren't capable of learning the playbook or is it possibly too complicated? I don't know but I, got to tell you for all the people that wanted Rod. Marinelli Outta here have been overly impressed with Mike Nolan's defense. Again, injuries are an issue, I mean you lose Gerald McCoy loosely Van Deresh. You lose your to starting Corner Anthony Brown, and Lucy, but even they were healthy in that first game. I didn't think this team look that good. No, and you know it's again it's one of those things where not even a mention he's been healthy for the season but Jordan Lewis missed all the camp. I. Sale. Yeah. Exotic Woods was a big part of your problem last Sunday against the seahawks but I think overall everybody's got to step up. You know it's funny. We had Had the funny line during training camp. When asked him do you think about opting out at all and he said, Nope, contract to your baby and there's a lot of guys back there right now in contractors Jordan Lewis Cheeto you've got exertive your woods is another one. And it's fascinating that they're seeming to have these issues not just with again, the adjustment or or or skill players opposite them it's they're just dropping the ball in terms of. Knowing really basic fundamental stuff that that should have been all ironed out already and and you can say, maybe that's a a an issue with you didn't have some of the same lead up time or some of the same work that you would normally get but everybody had those same sort of issues and and not everybody is having these same sorts of just busted coverage touchdowns. I. Think there's four already on the year that were just left wide open by somebody not knowing an assignment including three last week against the
July Mailbag with Jason Moser
"The. Multiple answers I'm out Southwick and I'm joined, is always by broke camp. Personal Finance expert here at the Motley Fool. Hey, BRO, well! Hello Alison. It's the July mailbag where we answer your questions and this month it's with the help of multiple analyst Jason Moser. Should you buy a house now? What is modern portfolio theory and also here Jason's thoughts on a lot of stocks all that and more on this week's episode of Molly fully answers. Jason thanks coming back. you know I mean i. told you you invite me. I'M GONNA. Be here every single time. Thanks for having me back. I mean we appreciate it because we know you're a busy man, and so we do appreciate that you carve out time for us in our little show, don't. Always always make time for those important people in my life rule number one make time for allison and Bro I love. It sounds like a good one to me. Everybody wins. All right well, I guess we should just get into it, so the first question comes from Darren I've subscribed to the full for over a year and I'm really pleased with the service. I would like to know your thoughts about my holdings in Shop Affi- I've bought several times over the last three years, and it's now over thirty five percent of my portfolio and I. Don't know if I should continue holding or trimmed down. What would you advise a good problem to have I was gonna say that exact same thing? That's a good problem have? In a very glad, you have subscribed to our services in your really pleased. That's that's what we aim to to do. We aim to please help you make money and so yeah. This is one of those situations that we will find ourselves in from time to time as investors. A nice problem to have but something you do need to address at some point because it is going to be a little bit different for everybody. In so coming from the perspective of I, also own shop, a Fi stock in it's it's a wonderful investment. It certainly is taking up a bigger. Part of my portfolio a not at thirty five percent where you are. I think for me. It really does boil down to. That sleeping at night test in other words, you need to be able to go to sleep at night without worrying about this kind of stuff, and if you feel like shop, a Fi represents too much. Of your portfolio if you feel like you're overly allocated their, then, you may need to consider pulling it back a little, but now I mean it's. It's I think it's always important. Note you know. It's a big difference between building up a position buying a position to make this size to make this type of allocation in your portfolio. It's another thing entirely to have position grow into beat into becoming that size i. mean that that is that is in a little bit of a different dynamic there, so people all the different ways, some sometimes folks will, they will just sort of looking at it from the house money, concept or you. You just sell enough shares to recoup your initial investment, and then you let the rest of it go. Some people are perfectly fine with thirty five percent. Some people are not. They want a pair back so i. do think you need to kind of figure out what helps you sleep at night I do think that shop by a great business. I think the biggest risk in only shop, if I right now is valuation, just because it's dominating, it's space, but it's not making any money yet, and it's probably going to be a little while until they do so that valuation risk is there, but ultimately yeah I think determine. Where you feel most comfortable with it, and if you feel like you need to put a little bit of that money off the table, and he thirty five percents a lot, certainly very understandable. If they've said something you need to do if you do decide to pair it back a little bit. You've made multiple purchases, so you can identify the shares to sell to manage the tax consequence if this isn't a brokerage account and not an IRA. All right next question comes from Steven. If you are forced into unemployment, you are paying federal income taxes on unemployment payments are not contributing to social security nor to Medicare. How does this affect your future calculation of social security benefits and can one contribute to the social security fund during unemployment to mitigate any adverse effects on benefits, it is a little bit adding insult to injury, but you do owe federal income taxes on your unemployment benefits, and if your state charges has a state income tax, you probably have to pay state tax on that, although there are a handful of states that exempt unemployment benefits, so that's good news. And by the way you, you could have taxes withheld from your unemployment benefits you file. This form called form w four V. if you want, they withhold ten percent, or you can do quarterly estimated payments if you wanNA avoid that big tax bill at the end of the year, but if you're strapped for cash is probably just better to get the money now worried about your taxes later Eh. Stephen notes out. You do not pay payroll taxes. Those are the things that go into social security and Medicare so. So. It could result in a lower social security benefit, however, keep in mind that social security is based on your thirty five highest earning years, so if you enter the workforce at say twenty two and you work until you're mid to late sixties. That's more than forty years where the working so hopefully. If you miss out, if this year is not so good somewhere among those other forty, five or so years, you've had thirty five really good year so that this year won't be that big of a deal. So it probably will be okay. And then to address the last question. Unfortunately, no, you cannot make voluntary contributions to social security. There is at least one academic working paper out there. That suggested that people could buy into social security by like extra credits as opposed to contributing to your 401k, but so far that has not been passed by Congress I had an ex. Question comes from Sam. I heard to stocks discussed on another full podcast. When I read articles about them, it mentions they are thinly traded. I have two questions one I'm sure my position would still be quite small so I think I'd still be able to get in and out, but are there other things I should think about when it's a thinly traded stock and question number two. Is there a certain amount of? Daily volume you like to look for when considering a stock foreign investment. What volume do you want to see to not be? Quote thinly traded stock. Yes very good question in thinly traded stock just refers to the either the amount of shares or the dollar volume of shares that would trade on any given. Market Day and so. The. Thinly traded stock. The the problem is that you may not necessarily able to buy and or sell at the prices. You necessarily think you might be able to in other words when you look at a stock's price and you're looking through the. What what's going on throughout the day on the market, you'll see that did ask spread, which is essentially the bid. Ask spread is it's what someone's willing to pay for the stock versus what someone is asking to be paid for the stock? Because you know you have a buyer and a seller on on in every transaction they're. Normally most cases, these business business bread is very tiny, the couple of pennies maybe for most stocks because they're. They're heavily traded right there. There are plenty of dollar volume. But there are a lot of smaller companies small caps in particular in in you know a micro cap, specifically that don't necessarily meet these kinds of thresholds, and so you definitely have to be aware of that now I'll go back in time just a little bit, too. When we were running the service here at the fool called million dollar portfolios Roman Romani portfolio that we help manage members, and it was never really a problem, but we did have a condition in there. We were always looking for at least ten million dollars in average. Trading volume total daily volume now understand I'm not saying the number of shares saying the amount of money so basically shares times price, but we're always looking for at least ten million dollars. That wasn't set in stone it. It was an idea for us. It wasn't ever really a problem because we had a very diversified portfolio with a number of different types of companies, but when you're looking for smaller companies, you would've just keep that in mind that did ask. Spread is is something that just because it says the stock is twenty dollars. That doesn't necessarily mean you'll pay twenty dollars if there is a a big spread there between the bid, and the ask in so I think whenever you're considering stocks that have any lighter trading volume or thinly traded stock. Just be sure to use limit orders. Limit Orders of let us stipulate the price that you are willing to pay for or that you're willing to. To accept a if you're selling a limit, order is just a really good way to protect yourself from any unwanted surprise thinly traded stocks. You might not always necessarily get them when you want them, so you might have to lead that limited are in there for a little while, but but a limit order is a great way to protect you from any unwanted surprises. Next question comes from Randall. I'm in my late thirties now, but earlier in my life. I was very very bad with my money. Collection Calls Welfare and bankruptcy or not strangers to me. I've been at the bottom then I met the love of my life, and she convinced me to turn things around ten, and a half years later and I have done a complete one eighty, I took control of our finances rebuilt my credit and started investing and listening to all you find folks all. I opened it investing account with the goal of saving and building enough a down payment on a home. I'm happy to say we've now reached that goal. I recently sold at a profit because I didn't want that. Money tied up in the market. If we are close to needing it for a house, but now that we're here, I'm not sure what to do. We currently rent a basement apartment and our neighbors general living situation are less than ideal to put it mildly. So, we're champing at the bit to jump into the housing market that being said the experts have been calling for a drop in the housing market for a while, and that was before the pandemic hit now I'm worried that if we buy right away a year or two or three from now, interest rates will spike, and we could be put in a difficult situation. I live near Toronto. Canada or the housing market is already highly inflated in relation to the rest of the country should I be worried? While Randall first of all congrats on turning your financial life around love hearing success stories like that so good job on that. So I'll start with my standard answer with the rent versus buy decision, and that is just pull up spreadsheet and compare the all in cost of renting, including what you could earn on the money that use for down payment versus the all in cost of buying including the opportunity cost of putting down payment as opposed to having invested as well as insurance and taxes and maintenance, and all that stuff and project, where you might be in five to ten years based on various scenarios on what happens to stocks, if you. Rent an invest the down payment versus what happens to? What you'd look like depending on where home prices go. Generally speaking. If mortgage rates go up, that could way down on real estate prices we did see mortgage rates. Go Up for a bit a few years ago, but the housing market did find, but you could certainly envision a scenario where rates went much much higher, making houses, much less affordable and prices would have to adjust. But I don't expect that to happen anytime soon. I think we're. GonNa have low rates for awhile, but beyond that I don't know I've given up trying to predict where interest rates are going or even paying attention to people who try to predict where interest rates are going, so who knows? That said since you live in Canada. I thought I'd check. In where rates are these days and I and I got a brief reminder that things are actually different in Canada so I did a little bit of research. And then realize I had reach out to someone who knows, I reached out to Canadian Motley fool analysts Jim Gillies, and he had some thoughts so first of all just for you non-canadians out there. It is really different so in America. We get this thirty year mortgage than we have the same payment for thirty years. It's fixed. They don't have that in Canada. What's the most common is a twenty five year? But only the first few years or fixed. And then adjusts so in that context you can understand why Randall is worried about interest rates going up because over the next depending on which alone he gets the most popular is a five year fixed, and then you basically have to go get a new loan probably. So that put that in context, a little more, but also Toronto, really is crazy expensive. Vs from the end of last year that put it as the most overvalued real estate market in the world behind Munich. As Jim pointed out in our call here in the US we had our housing peak in two, thousand, six, two, thousand seven, and then we had what he called a reset, which is basically prices came down significantly candidate and have that slight downturn at home prices, but then they just kept on going up, so it really is different there, so when Jim explain all this to me, the difference in mortgages and the difference in home prices. Frankly he was inclined to say to this guy. You Might WanNa rent for while more and see what happens, but he also had the good advice of okay. What if you buy in prices? Come Down Fifteen percent twenty percent. What if they come down to a point where he upside down? You owe more than the home is worth. Are you okay with that? If. You're okay with that. Maybe it's okay to do that. But it certainly sounds like dicey situation than if someone were telling me like I'm thinking of do this in Dubuque Iowa or something like that. couple of other differences. In case you're curious about Canada in the US. Your mortgage is portable in Canada south. You Buy A. Get the five year mortgage, but then move get to take the mortgage with you for the next house and interest is not tax deductible. US Look at you, Robert, broke? Camp Can Canadian real estate experts there you go. Next! Question comes from Chris. I was on twitter the other day and saw that one of your contributors Brian Feroldi tweeted that he doesn't believe in a long list of technical trading terms and then modern portfolio theory. Can you help me understand what not believing an MP? T with mean this? He believed that diversification doesn't reduce risk. Also every financial adviser I've ever talked to his preached empty, so I would love to hear the counterargument. Jason you're not Brian for all the. Question I am not Brian for all the do get the talk of Brian Pretty good bit though. I I must admit I. Don't know what he said here in regard to modern portfolio theory and all of these technical trading arms. But I think I can take a guess. Generally speaking I agree with them, and I think you could sit there and look up the portfolio theory in you know read about it as much as you want. Just go to google modern portfolio theory, and you can dig right in there, but in a nutshell ultimately, what modern portfolio theory is the intention behind it? It's meant to reduce risk while maximizing returns. It assumes that investors don't like risk. They prefer less risky portfolios to riskier ones in order to achieve a certain level of return so right there. I kind of kind of lost me right there because I don't believe that every ever investors risk averse I think some investors have a very. Healthy, appetite for risk, and frankly I would say I got a pretty high tolerance for risk when it comes to investing, made it just because of what I do for a living but I. You know to me I like having that trade off least unhappy. Happy to take some risks there. If I feel like that upside, it's going to be potentially worth. So with modern portfolio theory, it introduces a lot of fancy math in the form of variances and correlations in order to come up with this. Quantifiable, investing strategy that ultimately helps reduce risk while allowing the investor to achieve. Certain returns in. Maybe it works for some not I'm not dismissing it personally I. Don't use it, I don't personally subscribe to it I. Don't need it. I think honestly for us. In a really believe it's extends to to most people in our full universe is that is individual investors I think a more meaningful way to reduce risk. is to just extend your timeline like invest longer. So like Tom Gardner said a number of years back when we were. Working on Motley, fool one basically take your take the time line that you think you want to own any individual stocks you buy shares of starbucks and I plan on owning it for you know five years. Okay, we'll just double it. Cloning it for ten in all of a sudden right there. You've given yourself more time. Time is one of the big advantages we have is individual investors. Money managers don't have that advantage, Wall Street done generally handed abandoned, either, but if you can be patient and just invest in good businesses. That risk really starts to come down over time. There are plenty of studies out there. That show that risk comes down the longer you hold onto those stocks, which into me, just renders modern portfolio, theory, more or less not useful mean on things, not useful for everybody, but it's not useful for me and based on Chris. Question It sounds like a agree with what Brian was saying there. We think I'll add to. That is I agree that risk is really not that much of a consideration if you are saving for retirement. But once you are in retirement man, and just say like you know what the market's not I'm going to extend my time highs in ten years. Because you need to spend money in that situation, I think diversification is important. It's important to have assets that don't always move the same direction at the same time. For some fools. That's just as simple as keeping any money need the next five years in cash, so you're right out any ups and downs, and that can be fine. But I. do think it makes sense to have. A mix of investment so that right now, technology stocks are doing very well, and we hope that continues to do well, but we remember was that happened in two thousand from two thousand to two, and there were down for quite a while anyone who retired in one, thousand, nine, hundred nine, or so it was very happy to have some small caps value maybe a. A little international, some reits to ride out the storm Yeah I think we talk about that often like recognizing where you are as an investor in life, are you in the grow your wealth stage, or are you in the protector stage, because they are two very different strategies, and we're all hopefully going to be in both of them at one point or another right? I personally and still on the grow your wealth stage I. Think we all probably are, but you will at some point get to where you need to focus on protecting the wealth that you've made so that you can then have that money to spend, and that definitely will dictate your investment strategy things that you're invested in and whatnot. Generally speaking I do like the idea for people who are just risk averse and have this notion that investing is just too risky. I mean the fact of the matter is not investing as far away greater risk like not investing. You will never grow your money if you don't the best, so if if if risk is a problem, I think generally speaking. Along the lines of diversification idea that that bros. talking about him, he just invest in invest in SNP index fund is something that just follows the progress and p. you know you're going to be participating in and if you look at that over the over the stretch of time, their five ten twenty thirty years, I mean that trend does go one way. It, but clearly the older you get, the more you need to start focusing on protecting your wealth, and that will change the way you view things. Right next question comes from Alex from Alexandria if I buy Muny bonds from another state in my IRA. Is it still taxable and Alexander with who we have a bond on and we do have a bunch. I know Alex up super excited about having a bunch on in Alexandria to I can't believe I haven't been there. It's like two miles from my house, but we still haven't been oh i. know because there's a global pandemic going on and we. saw. Alyx if we buy me bonds from another state in my IRA is still taxable. Bro, help him out or her or so Muny Barnes. People Invest Immunity bonds because they're free of federal taxes and in many cases. If you're buying bonds issued by the place you live, they might be free of state and local taxes, so that can be doubly triply tax free. That's why people buy 'em. There are some times, however that if you own immune, abound outside of an IRA. Pay Taxes and this surprises some people. There's something called the minimum tax. If you buy immunity bond at a discount, and then it matures at par. If you buy a distress, Muny bond for like you put an eight thousand dollars, and you sell it later for ten thousand dollars as a capital gain. You'll be taxed on that. So, there are some times when you would pay taxes on media. Now, Alex is asking what if it's an IRA? Do I have to worry about paying tax interest. If it comes from another state and the answer is no, you won't have to worry about that. The only thing I would say is. Generally speaking immune bond already has built in tax advantages, so you wouldn't keep it in an IRA, unless there's the example of the stuff I was saying previously like for. It's one of those exceptions when him UNIBOND would result in taxes than you might WanNa keep it an IRA, but generally speaking. If you're going to buy Muny Bond, keep it out of an IRA. Next question comes from Boone. I just did my first. Roth conversion and looked at that old account for the first time in. There was the expected dividend producing fund I remembered, but there was a stock chesapeake energy that I had completely forgotten about since I purchased the stock in two thousand, six fifteen. It's down way down like eight point five percent off the purchase price. What should I do with it now? It's in a tax deferred accounts so I. Don't think the loss is realized until I. Start to pull money out of the account and that might not. Not Be for fifteen years current value of all my shares will be about one percent of the value of the account after the conversion. Do I sell in the very little value? I had left and depend on E. Trade to keep up with lost for me or should I hold on based on the slim chance. The stock will be worth more in the next ten years. Oil Stocks do act unusually on occasion, only oil stocks. Stock everything else makes that usually. Chesapeake has been really. Interesting Story to follow and frankly. I don't I. Don't know that I would look at it today. As a business that I'd WANNA own so typically if I. You know I think it was yet idea. Didn't sound like a position are actively building united investment didn't work out. I mean that that happens to all of us. We don't get them all right. We have a philosophy here at the full. A lot of do we like to? Water flowers and pull the weeds, and that's just a nice way of saying. Add to our winners in to get rid of losers in. This I think is more than likely slated to continue being a loser I mean. Chesapeake has lost a lot of value. In it does sound like based on when you purchased this, these is absolutely busted I mean. There there are all sorts of reasons to sell one of them is if you thesis busted and the reason why you invest in the company is is no longer the case, and I would he probably is the case with Chesapeake so to me like you know, you could sit there and let it go, but but what's the goal trying to get back to even, or are you trying to get back a couple of bucks for me a lot of times? I'll I'll take a little opportunity here and there to just go ahead and pull those weeds sell it. Be Done with it. In even though it's just unique out a little bit value there, you can still take that money and do something more productive with it. So. Yeah T to me. I can't tell you to buy or sell obviously, but I can certainly understand. Selling in this case, but I you know. As as oil and natural gas energy can can turn around. This is going to be one that has a lot of headwinds in in. You might be waiting a very long time to to get any of this money back. I point out here that I it seems that maybe boone has a slight misunderstanding of how taxes in aries work because he talked about realizing the loss when he takes the money out and trade keeping track of the loss for him, it sounds to me that he thinks that he can write the loss off whence he takes the money out. That may not be the case, but just to be clear. One of the great benefits of an IRA is you don't pay taxes on the gains, interest and dividends from year to year. But. One of the drawbacks is. You can't take a capital loss on that as well so there's really no no way to benefit on your tax return from this loss. Next question comes from Benjamin. You recommend seeing a fee. Only financial adviser for check in every so often I know there is the Garrett planning network and others to help find an advisor. But what questions do you ask? And what answers do you listen for when trying to find one that is worth his or her one hundred fifty to two hundred fifty per hour. So I would say start first with asking yourself some questions. What are you looking for? You could go for the whole launch. Lada where someone is managing your money analyzing retirement plan helping new save and a five twenty nine. Maybe even doing your taxes with some financial planners do help with the state planning, or are you looking for something more targeted? You just want advice about am I saving enough for retirement, or are you close to retirement? You're like I just WanNa make sure that I'm doing right when terms like choosing my Medicare plan and claiming social security at the right time, so first of all just be very clear of what you're looking for. Then if it involves investments in any way, you WanNa, make sure that you find someone who is at least in the general same area philosophically and I say this, because many financial planners are hardcore index. And if you come to them as a motley fool, listener member with a lot of individual stocks. They may say okay. I'll give you some general asset allocation guidance, or they'll say I don't care if you like to pick. Stocks are not my advises, sell the stocks and go to index funds, so you want to make sure that if you're gonNA, ask for any sort of investment. Advice that you wanna find someone who's someone somewhat at least aligned for what you're looking for. Once, you've got that then. Just asked some of the typical stuff. You might expect so credentials certified financial planner. Are they a CPA either their personal financial specialist. How long they've been in the business. There are lots of people who. have not been in the business very long. Even though they're not young people, a lot of people choose financial planning as a second career, which I think is great, but just because someone may be look like they're in their forties or fifties. Sixties doesn't mean they've been in the business that long, and you WANNA. See if they've worked with someone like you right so if you have. Maybe. You have a large amount of wealth large income huge portfolio. You WanNa make sure that they have experienced with dealing with those issues, but on the flip side to if if you have, are you know middle income, decent size portfolio, but nothing too complicated. You don't WanNa. Go to someone who's used to dealing with someone who's wealthier partially because those people charge a lot more. You want to find someone who's kind of a little more lined up with what you're doing. Then make appointments with three folks. All of them will do get do free. Get acquainted means, and you're just looking for someone who you feel comfortable with. Since, you mentioned Garrett Big Fan of the Gary Planning Network and other is is not for the National Association of Personal Financial Advisers. But Garrett on their website has a how to choose an adviser section. Just Google attitude visor Garrett Planet Network has a great chapter from a dummies book that they wrote about how to choose adviser, and they have a good questionnaire that you can print out in US asking lots of good questions of financial planner. It's tough. Choosing a financial planner like my mom just went through that Bro! Is You know and she didn't really have a lot of options in Boise Idaho. Maybe two and one of them, she I never called her back, and never got back her, and the other one was just so busy just so busy, and just she just never. It's it can be rough. Finding a financial planner can be I. Think what we'll see is one of the consequences of this. Of the coronavirus pandemic. Just, like we are all used to working from home, many financial advisors and financial planners an now working from home. So in what they're doing is they're becoming licensed in more states. So, if you are more comfortable, working with someone over zoom remotely I think you don't have to stick with someone in your area. You can go beyond your locations, but you know some people don't feel comfortable that if if they're going to have someone managing their life savings, they want to be able to meet them in person. That's just a personal choice. All right next question comes from twitter. Is that right from sully what I hear? Okay? I just listened to the episode mentioning Your Weakness Two. Shopping carts and Tj, Maxx that me or you Jason. Accused me. Thoughts on the stock. If I had a war on Amazon, basket would be Costco TJ maxx Home Depot tractor supply. What would be your basket against online retail? That's funny. Well okay, listen I wouldn't have basket against online retail, because online retails where it's at. The whole idea. The whole idea behind the basket approaches to find a long term trend that you feel like the world is headed toward and so the war on cash basket, for example that was always one about people using cash war, traffic payments now with that said I get the spirit of the question some going to answer it because I do like some of these ideas. And I I would definitely include Costco in their in Home Depot's well. Home Depot gets a lot of my money. Doesn't, but they have a very loyal fan base of customers that just are happy to renew year in year out. So I love those membership models there, so costco and a Home Depot for sure you know I'm going to give a little shout at my wife Robin I. Know that she would approve of my adding target to the mixer. She hasn't been raving about targets APP and ordering on the APP the able to go to the store. Just pick it up right there I've talked with Ron Gross on more than one occasion about target and how this really has. Become a twenty first century resale right they're doing. They're doing everything online and in physical stores. What they call Alma Channel and then my fourth and I'm GONNA. Take this. You probably aren't expecting this when Alison. I'm GonNa Shock and all you. I'm ready. I'm ready Alta. We're going. Make up my I know my daughter's love. It ugly ugly Mug like this. What do I know about makeup? Tell you what. Get! A House with two daughters and a wife. That's what I know about make. There's a lot of it in an Ulta is a really really good business. They actually have a very nice diversified revenue stream. They've got the salon a`dynamic of the business which encourages people to go there they do have an online business. They have an augmented reality function there at where you can actually like. Try things on makeup to see how it looks. Mary Dillon just a phenomenal other adults of that's my fourth, their Ulta but they I appreciate the spirit of the question I like the idea I'm not saying this is the basket. I'm not tracking this basket in a not a not backing this basket, but in the spirit of the question if I had to develop. A basket, such as this one I think it'd go with those four. Yeah, I mean I guess you just have to think about what retail out there is something that you would still physically go to. Because the actual retail experience is being in the space is the experience and what you're there for? And I know I mean before Corona virus we I would go to target and just just couldn't believe how much money I had spent from walking through a few of the aisles. TJ Max is just a phenomenal business I mean what they've done through the years. Is really capitalized on the nature of the business, the advantage they have in that treasure hunt kind of nature like you go to TJ Max, maybe not necessarily looking for something, and then you end up finding a lot of things, and it can be a little bit lumping at times, but but generally speaking like management's a very good job of running that business, and they know how to exploit the advantage of experience. I think they're online game. Though I think they could probably get something going with online, and they just have not have not yet and so I. Haven't since Corona Virus for example. I haven't spent a single dollar there, but I continue to still shop at. Home Depot I. Think Yeah! We still shopping at home depot because we're doing. You know you gotta buy lumber somewhere. And I know my grandparents out in my my inlaws out in rural Virginia. They love tractor supply store, but that's not. That's not in where we live, but. Still New deck at the house there allison. I mean you, can you see? A big exposed beam behind me and some drywall work that needs to happen. Have lots of drywall work that needs to happen now though. Yeah Anyway get to that. All right next question comes from Matthew. I got married to my amazing wife nine days ago in a small Kobe nineteen wedding in our front yard after we postponed it from its original date in April all. It was definitely different, but still very special. My question is in relation to this wonderful event. My salary has been at a level that has allowed me to fund a roth. Ira I love the optionality of it, but after marrying my bad ass, wife are combined. Salaries are now over the limit that would allow me to fund the Roth. IRA does this affect occur immediately? Do I need to now open up a traditional. IRA and begin funding it or do I have until the end of the year. Matthew wants a Roth Bachelor party one last. Well Matthew I have bad news. When it comes to most things in taxes, your status and your age and things like that depends on where you are on the last day of the year, said if you're married on the last day of the year, you were considered married for the whole year. So that means if you contributed started contributing to a Roth IRA for twenty twenty. You need to call up your brokerage. Firm and re characterize that as a traditional. Now don't have any other traditional IRA, as it's very easy to do the back door, Ross which we've talked about before you can just google it or even when you call the brokerage, just say I want to do the backdoor. Roth and they'll tell you what to do. If, you have other traditional IRA as you can still do. It just becomes more complicated and you'll probably pay more taxes. So you, but you may not be totally out of luck and I should say that's only if you have a traditional IRA doesn't matter if your wife has traditional areas. One exception by the way of of what I just said. In terms of tax status and last day of the year is distributions from retirement accounts before it's age fifty nine and a half, you actually have to be age fifty nine and a half to avoid that ten percent early distribution penalty, unless some of the many exceptions that are out there exist. Right next question comes from Warren Warren Buffett. Maybe I don't know that's why I was thinking. He's asking about coq, so maybe maybe. Once James Opinion on coke. By? Or hold? Wants to now. I'd give buffet night give. Kiesel Warren of the same advice and I would say. For some I'm not buying it. Not Buying it I'm not holding it if I own it. I guess that means sell it. Even Atlanta Georgia person like you i. feel like it's almost sacrilege. I am pretty close to probably not being ever even invited back. But the facts are the facts. Okay, I mean you do have to look at the stock itself has been ain't bad stockton for the last five years. I mean I do understand why when you look at it what they do, I mean they have. Four hundred master brands, and less than fifty percent of them are the big global brands that are actually responsible for almost all of their revenue when I say almost only ninety eight percent, so it's a business. It's very reliant on on. You know a small portfolio of really successful grants. The problem is now. We've always talked about cocoa beans such a great distribution story and that's true. They've got a distribution network. It's just phenomenal, but the problem is now. They're what they're distributing is is being seen as not so good for you in so you're seeing them. Have it into to essentially pivot away from what you know brought them all of the success for all these years. Years in soda and that that's not going to change I. Mean you're always GonNa have people to drink soda? People are not to drinking as much soda going forward in the numbers of just kind of the kind of shown that through that through the quarters in the years of Coca, Cola and Pepsi Pepsi. Has the salty snacks division, which I've always been very. Impressed by I, mean I love a good Cheeto, and so I mean anytime you can throw a bag of those cheetos in my Patriot Amok GonNa, turn it their coq. Interrupting, but I think this is also very important point. You tried the Jalapeno White Cheddar crunchy cheetos. The White Shit or so. I've tried to Jalapeno ones but I've not seen the white Cheddar White Cheddar Jalapeno crunchy cheetos. Don't get the puffy. The poofy ones are not as good, but the crunchy white Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetahs. them by them. They're amazing. I have to back. Pain you. I'll get those next time. I promise I, mean Eh. One. crunchy wants the puffy ones, so that people won't you're not? You're not seeing poopie. Who using poofy Joe Copy? We'll be Coca doesn't have that dynamic of their business. They don't have that dynamic to their business, and they've suffered from that Pepsi's Pepsi's outperform coca-cola over the last several years. It's not safe. Pepsi or coke get it back. I'm sure they probably can. But what I am saying is I think there are a lot of better ideas out there, and so I wouldn't be putting new money into Coca Cola and frankly if I did own it. I probably would look at selling it and you know if you've got a beverage company, maybe own starbucks. It seems like the science coming out in support of coffee, right? It's coming and telling you that these sodas. They're gonNA. Make you fat. Coffee, it could extend your life. It could help you live longer. SMART Mexican looking this a starbucks as well is. That sounds like study from the copy roasters of America. Do! Something that Chris Hill sent me the other day. that. We sleep at night. I'm glad I've been drinking coffee as long as I have God knows what I would look like otherwise. You're a good looking man. Rick. good-looking next question comes from. A. I'm trying to save money for my kid's College. Fund while the five nine is a great option. I'm limited to investing in mutual funds, which means at best I'm going to get what the market gets assuming I do some sort of low cost index fund and I be a capital F. Fool investor have been doing much better than the market in the last three years of being a member of. Of Stock Advisor Enroll breakers, even during this pandemic mess by listening to every full podcast and following David and Tom's and yours and every one else's in the full universe. My portfolio of about one hundred stocks is up here today. Thirty percent to the market's down five percent as of day as of today weighed down by three sluggish five to nine plants that are also down five percent each. I feel like throwing away money by using the five to nine, and not being allowed to select my own great companies in which to invest. What's more, my understanding is that the five to nine does not count as an asset for the kid when applying for student aid, but the coverdale does. So I come to you with a simple question. Can I have my cake and eat it, too? What if I wanted to use the coverdell to buy individual stocks? Until the child is nearing college? At which point I then converted to a five to nine. This allows me to get better returns and avoid it being an asset for financial aid and get the favorable tax benefit. So, chose this question, because first of all Dune does a good job explaining the benefits of the coverdell over the five twenty nine, you can buy individual stocks. You can buy and sell them all day long. We recommend that, but you can. Whereas with the five twenty nine, you can only make two changes to the investments a year, and it's all mutual funds. So. That's you did a good job of explaining that. I will point out with the coverdell. It's gotta low contribution limit of only two thousand dollars a year, so for some people save more for college, but they can max out to cover it out, but then put the rest in a five twenty nine. One thing that doomed does not have quite right. Is The financial aid treatment the financial aid treatment? Coverdale's and five twenty nine is identical. They're treated as assets of the parent, not the kid that is favourable from a financial aid perspective. It's not negligible doesn't mean it doesn't have any effect on financial aid, but it's better than an asset that is owned. By the kid. He can. Transfer money from the Coverdell to the five twenty nine. If for some reason, he decides to do that, but you can't transfer it. The other way around so were convinced to try out the covered. You have money in a five twenty nine. You can't move it from the five twenty nine. To the coverdale. What other interesting thing that he pointed out is that he is doing very well with his investments, and he owns about one hundred stocks. We get this question a lot. Either on the show, or on the full live that we run every day for members of full services, and that is how many stocks should I own, and if I owned too many are not just owning index fund watering down my returns, but here's an example if someone owns a one hundred stocks is still crushing the market. Idol last question comes from Cameron thoughts on the valuation of Stone Co in light of the corona virus for a fragile country like Brazil. This could be the tipping point after so many other headwinds. But how does that affect stone? coz Business Jason I. Don't even know what Stone Co is. What is still business? Yes, don't Coz a payments company that's focused on Latin American markets in Brazil and particular in so I guess it could be. Draw you can draw a parallel to to a with square through pay pal at, but generally speaking I mean it's payments. Company focused on Latin America. Primarily Brazil. Is the big money making market kind of like Marco Libra, they're. In I, I, it's a it's. A NEAT opportunity, gained a lot of headline recently, when and it was, it was seen that Berkshire hathaway. Warren Buffett's company Berkshire hathaway taken a five percent position in the company, which is pretty considerable i. Think in the near term. You have to acknowledge the fact that. They're gonNA, be some real headwinds in in Brazil particularly because of the pandemic I mean. The flip side of that is role in same boat kind of in that regard. The entire world is dealing with it, so it's not specifically you know it's. It's not particular to one economy or one country some. To get hit harder than others I, do feel like Brazil. Be at a place where they can recover from this given You know some of the other businesses in the area. I mean that that that I think is. Who knows ultimately how? That's GONNA shake, but generally speaking. I think the move away from cash towards cashless. Transactions in and financial software that's not stopping if anything, this hastens that which which is what I think, Cameron's talking about there and for a company like stone. Co, neither are other companies in the space pags bureau in roquetas libra to but you know moving money around is a big big market opportunity, and there's nothing that says they won't be able to expand well beyond the Latin American markets, too, so I I'd say cautiously optimistic I mean I
"cheeto" Discussed on KROQ 106.7FM
"You still have that Cheeto in your cup holder, Bad news, Striker Incline or now mornings on Cara que you long way double date each other, But then I was wrong. Do we get really walk down the same stand strong. All right. It kicks off a nine o'clock. It is the Friday free for all all request our and also just after nine.
What Is Castoreum, and Why Is It in My Food?
"We're talking about one of my favorite topics. Which is the food industry in America? Going back to the beginning of synthetic flavors in the nineteenth century. So let's get into the weird history. Kastoria him I don't know if I pronounced that proper but I read that I always fell off my chair. So this comes from a beaver and beavers were hunted. I thought because the beaver hats but I guess for this what is Kastoria. Where does it come from? And how is he is? Okay so let me tell you about how I found out about this ingredient when I first started writing about and talking about the history of of artificial flavors. I'd sometimes get this weird question from somebody. In the audience somebody raised their hand. And say is fake vanilla actually beaver but and and the first time. I heard it. I was a little taken aback. I was like No but I looked into it a bit and the thing. That's being called beaver. But is an ingredient called CA- story him. That isn't actually derived from the beaver anal gland but from gland next to the anal gland so near but but not quite but and important distinction. We might be important to sanction and beavers. Use It to To mark their territory and for other beaver ish things But it has long been an important ingredient in perfumery as other animal. Musk's have been and there's a lot of overlap between perfumery and flavors so historically it's very expensive ingredient you know once I figured this out this part of the perfume part of the story. I started answering. The question of is faithful reliever but with no beaver but is way too expensive to be used in fake vanilla by then. Was it used for a while for that? Well I started looking a little bit deeper into the history of vanilla flavors especially before the pure food and drug act and I saw that sometimes. Musk would be listed as an ingredient. Not specifically beaver. Musk musk a small amount. And then I started talking to flavor US especially older flavors about this and one flavor is told me He had trained at one of the big flavor. Houses in the nineteen seventy s flavor by the crafts people really who who build the artificial flavors or the natural flavors The flavor additives in foods and beverages. He was a novice and the flavors who he was training under made him prepare. Kastoria extract as part of one of the routine tasks of learning how to do it and so he got kind of this tray of Beaver glandular sacs and he had to turn them into an extract. This is what they do. The New Guy Right now your first day he. Here's here's some beaver sacks we want you to extract the the compound his his the master flavors training him said I. Had you do that to see if you had the heart of a flavor rest? So when it was used in flavors which was rarely it was used in really small quantities just kind of to add a certain nuance maybe to the very best vanilla flavorings certain Genet Sekwa. Yeah so I think it was also used some terms in raspberry flavorings But what I found was that in the eighties. It's it almost stopped being used entirely. In fact I couldn't find anybody who had any memory of ever using it who worked in the industry for the reason that in the eighties. A bunch of the big food and beverage companies started striving to make their products. Kosher is not kosher many things but it not kosher okay. So let's fast forward to today's world where artificial is a real problem for a lot of food manufacturers? You mentioned That trick. Cereal tried to switch to natural colors and ditch the high fructose corn Syrup and that really didn't work out too well for them. They got really dull colors. So what is the industry doing now that they've created you know three or four thousand artificial flavors and colors and now a lot of consumers want products. That don't have them. It really depends on the on the case anybody. Who's gone to a supermarket within the past? Five years has almost certainly notice that all kinds of familiar brands now are proclaiming. Nothing heard official rate no artificial flavors even things where it just seems so ridiculous like natural cheetos right. So what are all natural cheetos? What does that mean well? I can't really answer that. In fact nobody can natural flavors are defined right? If you look on an ingredient list and you see an item that says natural. Flavors there's actually you can go to the code of federal regulations and you can read what that means. It means fruits leaves skins seeds from natural. Yes exactly and artificial. Is Everything else? But there's a lot of ingredients that kind of straddle the line or ways of processing that kind of straddle the line a major class action court case recently In the past ten or so years has been about orange juice. Tropicana orange juice. It's is it a one hundred percent juice. Well it is but it's actually juice that's been re combined with flavor packs right of so basically. It's been everything in it comes from orange juice but it's been processed to a degree that some consumers claim that it no longer counts as a natural product. So so the the conundrum here is what is natural because as you said it may all be derived from a plant or from a fruit. But there's a lot of processing going on so it may be natural but it's heavily processed. The second thing is if a Cheeto is natural doesn't mean it's good for you know it's still a cheeto which probably is not very good for you so there's a lot of complexity here in terms of if the consumer wants to eat foods that are good for them just because it's natural is no guarantee that's good for you right right absolutely while the definition of natural is still sort of up in the air it carries so much cultural meaning we associate it with the kinds of images that you see on the front of packages of foods that call themselves natural right pastoral groves and this kind of harmlessness and this kind of good for you ness right you you. Can you feel safe assuming that something natural is good for you and also good for the planet and I think that when you look at the way that the kind of environmental cost for instance of relying on an all natural food chain or things that kind of reasonably fall into what we consider natural that costs might be much higher than using processing technologies are ingredients that we might consider synthetic so? There's always a kind of balance here
"cheeto" Discussed on MNO Podcast
"Okay now. Are you ready to enter this space? Heavy Ham ready Ready I'm ready. Ooh It's a heavy hitter. I'm GonNa let you go. I really yeah Okay all right there too. So as you like one or two one please. Where Number One and number one? Okay all right so I kinda wanted to get into politics and dating so for this safe-space injury I just want to let you all know that. There's an ex at my life who does not share the same political affiliations as me and it has been a little difficult with navigating that relationship. Because I'm like but this you know in regards to this person's political affiliation but all these people do this and this man isn't that this not and it's not like I'm trying to get them to come to my side. I'm just confused. And they don't even explanation but we've been trying to have these conversations because at first it was just like from my end. You're wrong these people are bad. Don't try don't talk to me just having to Kinda like check myself and be like Okay Ali. Kind of just try to listen. Try to understand. You don't have to agree and it's just like too much for me. Kinda calming culminated. This week you know voting and everything and I jokingly asked I was like did you vote for Cheeto head and the person said yes and so like we both laughed and then the person was like are you for real and I was like. Yeah being serious. And they're like yeah did and I was like.
The Internet's Fascination with Taste-Test Videos
"Josh. Welcome to milk street. Thank you so much for having me your the food producer of the Youtube web series. Good mythical morning there to hosts Rhett McLaughlin and link. Neil so why do people people enjoy watching folks eat cod sperm dumplings one because called sperm dumplings are delicious You know I really grew up in the Youtube era. I was cloistered in my room around the family. Desktop watching epic mealtime in the guys. You know Sewing up a Turkey inside of a pig inside of a whole cow and It's a bit of a meritocracy on the Internet where you know. You don't need like a a network. Executive may never have signed off on the concept of eating cod sperm dumpling for the gross out factor. But if you put it on the Internet it's a proving ground to see what people people really do. WanNa watch kind of on their own accord and boy do they love cops berm dumplings okay so there is some you know. Would they eat that humor here but some of this is pretty straightforward. You did a taste test the popcorn you taste test of pizza crusts yes. So what is it about just tasting ordinary foods were fifty million people. WanNa Watch it on Youtube. It's really funny. I I actually started my career in digital journalism. But you see so many even legacy publications boasting top ten Greek yogurt brand taste test. And they do that because it brings in just a ton of using isn't a ton of numbers so I mean I think you could call it just a very ordinary taste tests watching guys eat food but I mean it really is service journalism. It's just on Youtube and not in a newspaper. Yeah but but you guys are in the entertainment business and having a list in the USA today or online at eater is one thing But this is about watching your two hosts do the taste test right. So what what do you think is sort of driving entertainment Formula Abiola four one to the to host of sitting there tasting popcorn. Yeah I mean For me it all starts with playing on people's curiosity you know I I think people have this sort of wish fulfillment like I know myself. I would love to sit down with all seventy four TACO bell menu items in just tastes them one by one and decide which is the best and I think. A lot of people have this kind of wish fulfillment fantasy and if they can see someone do something that they've always wanted to do themselves the watch it and then to I mean there's such a skill in I mean it's the skill of being a food critic Not to Exalt Renton link on the level of like a Jonathan golder under a Pete Wells but You know being able to describe things that are in your mouth like being able to describe the physical sensations that are happening to you. It's it's a real skill you know they're just They're good at what they do. One of the other segments I saw was turning foods like twinkies into milk Could you explain how that worked. I kind of like that segment. Yes we those one of the Willett segments a lot of this goes deep into a Cartesian metaphysics and food semantics right so when you say will it milk the we were going more with the definition of nut milk which there is a lot of current legislation on whether that can or can't be called milk but we ran with it regardless and so yeah in that we took twinkies and we just blended them with water soaked him in milk bag for a couple of days and then wrung it out and I mean it was truly truly delicious. I mean it's like you know. Milk bar created an empire based off of cereal milk flavored. Treats why not you know twinkie. Milk cheetos milk did not look delicious. Milk was less delicious but again you know that's a recipe developments about you gotta take risks and I still think if you did like a risotto with the cheeto milk and there ain't got that Or Borio rates Mason crispy and just kind of toasted up the excess oils. Listen that cheeto fat. I think it would have been nice. Yeah I would say cheeto Milka reside. Oh maybe something I'll pass on but maybe I'm just too fashioned so one of the other segments. Yes you do. Are The fancy foods you take a subway foot long and spend five hundred hours making the most expensive version of it You also did a two hundred dollar big Mac. Did you get to eat that big MAC too or just the house. I did get to eat. It actually made a really lovely tar tar out leftover steak so that was awesome But yeah that to me is like the definition of viewer wish fulfillment. Because I mean I think so. Many people have this nostalgic connection to so many different fast food items just like what if you made that as awesome as he possibly could so based on this show. Another youtube shows about food. Where's this all headed yet? Look we look at what's happening to food network right. How many standing stir cooking shows are even left? You know everything on food network is now a competition show where chefs are cooking in. FLOATY says Alton Brown. You know the yells at them and hits him with a bull whip or whatever And then you look at Youtube and look at what bone apetite is doing thing bone apetit you know these single biggest legacy print glossy food MAG is now like five million subscribers deep on youtube in putting out the most educational cooking content on any platform. Honestly I think we're just getting into an era where you're going to see more diverse voices some more just educational food content that people want to see. And it's Kinda funny because it's now like less extreme stuff than what is on network Org. TV Josh thank you very much for being on Milk
"cheeto" Discussed on KFC Radio
"Stand up Thirteen years ago and I was just like I wanted to thirty six so you started. Well I guess not late but I feel like a lot of people start twenty three twenty two twenty three three when I first started coming to get on live for thirty years as forty. I some guys did you start. When you're like eleven? He was born he started he came out of the womb with Mike. And no I think you know some of the I. I love the idea of also having other mediums to like have fun and do comedy so my goal was always to do stand up and also getting comedy film film and it turns out comedy films either. Either dead or impossible to fucking get done because commercial comedies. Just not. It doesn't happen anymore. You know what I mean so I think I missed what would have been a wave. Save commercial comedy in the sense of theater. Comedy like like like comedy film on the Big Screen. There's not a lot of comedies that come out that are accessible for non famous names right used to be able to kind of get developed into the film system now. TV is where you can go where you can get in but film is filled with famous people. You know what I mean. It's like if it's going to be a comedy and not fucking marvel thing you've got to be famous dude. You better be famous famous so I feel like there was kind of like a formula for a little while where it was like you got to you got in with like this again. Crew Will Ferrell crew and you're like get the bit character in the movie. You doesn't really happen as much. There's not that many comedy. When was the last comedy Samiti immediately? I what did you talk about those commies. Now I'm thinking wha-what's named one that you saw like I just that's movie I've seen is I have no clue. That's that's that's proof that the burden of proof when somebody goes still making comedies. Like aware which one tell me the one that knock your socks off last time you went to the joker like some of it was funny when you know when he when he shot autumn it was Larry. But it's just like what what what was out that. That was a true comedy. It's it's difficult now. You know what I mean I. I don't think it has its blowing your mind. Well both of you are like search deep in the in the know. Why do I marvel makes money? Scorsese talked about it. When he was like the film is dead he was talking about creative? Storytelling is dead. Because he's mad about what's what's happening. He's not a little salty. My Mind's yeah. Of course he is. He's on his way out in this sad that the that they're going to put up his number in the rafters. It's a bummer. That when you nobody wants to say good night Jordan. He played for the wizards. Do you know what I mean. Nobody wants to say it's so funny. Like if I was ever in a position has ever lucky of athletes movies. Whatever I would be so keenly aware of that and I I would like not want to say that you say that you get but I also give a person who gets to that level? You're probably like hyper competitive. And you always want more and more cocky because someone how much money do you need. You like all of it as much as you start making money and then asked me that question again when you go from you when when you go from making a standard of living to a different standard of living only people that are at a new level would understand why people spend money ridiculously or why do we want bigger and more and better. It's this it's a simple growth of life of like like any some any person with any sort of capitalistic spirit. Going you're going to its natural. That's the only movement. So it's the same way with competitiveness in sports. Those guys don't WanNa quit but I also think that there's a level too. I think you can make more money news like if you don't if you like manage the end of your career well I think there's there's like short so it can all be like I'll take a little less now overall like I'll stop. Maybe a little bit early because people are GonNa Remember me and my legacy built this way. So I can now transitioned into this better. But if you're one of the great out of your fucking loser by the end it's like yeah but if you're one of the great they always remember your best light. That's so true. That's it doesn't really matter as if I if I peter out over here because you're gonNA member my prime exactly. That's what I said like Jordan playing for the Wichita there's a great There's a wonderful comic who used to be friends with with Dean Martin and the rat pack and He he was talking about. How like nobody really remembers dean? And or Sinatra for the ladder latter portions of their kind of waning lifestyles and careers. They remember these beautiful moments when they are these young handsome. You know perfect kind of symbolic Alec moments in time you don't you don't remember when they're having the down and outs you know what I mean. Nobody nobody really. I mean because of culture they think about fat elvis but Elvis for the longest time was always regarded as elvis the latter half his crew was miserably sad. So I think if you're a legend you get to live on anyway you know what I mean like no one really cares about the other day Ken Griffey was on. The White White Sox was it was like a team that I like completely fucking Griffey ever even played for. Yeah it was like he was in the white sox and there was someone else. Oh Randy Randy. Moss was on the San Francisco. Forty nine thousand. It was a nine hundred number that Gretzky plead for a bunch of teams remember. It's crazy how much you like you. People know Jordan the wizards but there's other greats. I mean I told him fucking for God it happens. There's a lot of Montana Kansas city chiefs and they and they retire. You when you retire the way you want to retire when you are a great but I do think it's hard guys like Scorsese. It's hard to be at the end of your your life and career. He's an older guy. He can't go much longer. Health wise. You know what I mean. It's like how much more shit you WANNA put your body through before you're like I'm tired of doing this thing. So he was upset that the film industry kind of Gwen to the way of Superhero. Another should get. He doesn't like it. You GotTa get you in those marvel movies. I don't WanNa do none of that shit. I'm on Marley. Came along and we'll check. You wouldn't do it what I would do. I would do anything for the money. Yeah no but it's more like I don't know what they don't want you know since I'm not good for those things it's like I'd be element. You know what I mean is it is it is it. Deadpool makes sense. Yeah Fun I have fun and be Funny Star Lord. I don't know man I don't think so if Prakit by a bus tomorrow you could fill that role but he probably take the hit. He's a big boy. You get up and walk away. I don't know I. III IDEA is is cool. But I've talked about this before I'm not a fantasy guy so I don't really superheroes superheroes don't really mean much I only cared about when I was a kid and I'm still not but like I never seen him. Who never seen him evanger? I don't know nothing about any of that stuff on it too. Many famous people playing characters. I don't it's too many famous people playing dress up in these incredible characters and comes to watch. A game of thrones never seen one episode with INTERVENTION WHAT DO I. I like a lot of documentaries. I like a lot of seer television series. You know stuff like like fleabag Ugh or television series comedy drama series. He's my favorite to watch prefer that I. I don't like talk magazine. Hate documentary. Oh you don't you don't like to learn no you're not lord were diplomas slanted slanted view of the producer. That's what's fun and then people come out and they're like you you're not gonna like we talk about the staircase. There's no way I'll wait. They left out the part that he fucking took out a life insurance policy on her back because he killed her. But that's what that's why it's good because then you get to go online and research the other side of this..
"cheeto" Discussed on KFC Radio
"Sell your extra extra stuff by somebody else's extra stuff and live your life voicemails before we get into Cheeto. Cook it up so why can't KFC's through producer BBC Some sitting in class they on eighteen a senior in high school and my geography class. We're sitting there looking at some naps and today at eighteen years old I realized fucking Japan is an island in the middle of the ocean. All my life eighteen years. I thought it was just connected to the rest of China and the rest of the world wrestling fucking island. I've never felt more stupid in my entire life. Everybody nobody around me made me feel so fucking stupid. My girlfriend is almost in tears. Rights over this I don't know if you guys think of this. This is common knowledge but honey no I mean I definitely knew that Japan was an island because of isolationism an ship but like it's not like an island in the middle of the ocean like very close to the coast of Asia. Is it very close. I mean I know it's on the middle of the ocean is that close is it. I think he's pretty close. I mean I've been very close. Yeah Oh yeah especially like. What's that Shanghai gnashing? I Singapore on there yet. Think so it's one of those things where it's just like I mean it's very close to Russia. It's very close to North Korea and South Korea. Like back it's as close like you wouldn't be like Cuba is in the middle of the oceans right off the coast of like the way he described that you think it's Hawaii but it sounds like he just didn't even know islands tall no but it's so easy to laugh at something like this but there there's so many things that using a common knowledge it's impossible to know come up naturally but there. There's so many things that using a common knowledge I'd be like wait. What yeah I mean I I? It's hard to think of the things that you didn't know 'cause it's incredibly embarrassed or like but if you don't like I don't know I would. I don't know what I mean like until someone says it but I definitely have moments where I mean I kind of did this with Hamilton Island. That was a little different but you remember that one. He's he's always Mita place called Hamilton Island. Let's go on vacation at. This place is in the middle of the ocean. Let's go this island. Hamilton island just the capital The Apple Apple showing the capitals. You Moron who the capital Bermuda's Hamilton. That that you didn't know it. I mean I would have been on that one off the Carolinas. Ah Yeah I don't know I feel bad I that's one of those things too where at eighteen. It's slaps different if you will new Alibaba me. I don't know it. Just never let me tell you that. That's actually think at eighteen different because you should know that because you're in school you're reading textbooks you've just learned about Japan. Dan Like I don't know if I forget a bunch of Shit you don't learn anymore because it's important out of it matters who cares. It doesn't matter that you don't know Japan's island thing you learn unless you have to just look at the Internet. Yeah they're for real. It's all he blew like. Shame the Internet fuck off Internet's like the only reason people are smart. Only only only maybe get anything done anymore. Because it's unless you were charting a course on on a boat to sail to Japan. You don't need to know that Japan is one of those things where it was like as a a third grader. Your teacher would say calculator with you. Fuck off as magister. Guess what I have now. It's like even though it's like with fucking anything we have a history textbook on. I always had everything on the score of the game. Whatever it is I have it on me later on me like a APP to like find sex have it APP to find food habit competent up on me Don? Don't you think this'll when raising the kids like yes when they. You know when family had problems with math like mom and dad. You GotTA learn this. I'm going to have a tough time telling the kids like you really. Just don't you don't have to. You can just find this out later like this is gonna be so hard to. I'm lying to my child. Find find you need to learn how to find X.. No you don't that's going to be show your work though insecure. You'RE GONNA fail tests you have to show your work. It's also. It's it's absurd that we ever had to do that. And it's such bullshit the delighted hi to instead use math every day in your life. That's the biggest lie ever told you use math every day like simple math you do. But I don't even add every day at every single day. There's even the symbols of mass. I'm not using it every day now occasionally and guess what they'll be like. Thank you kind of do in the sense that you're like what we have to do today. Two hours here. That'll take an hour right. Add that up like five hours calendar. That tells me how long I have to do everything most of the time pretty old. Now you're like all right. How long is that going to get there? That'll take about twenty five minutes and I don't know I don't even that's time that's The Times. Is there not math. You do need to know time. Time Timing Tiller and I'll tell my kids that on time that's it because anything you're studying for anything you want to be not like probably isn't going to be a real job by the time you need it. Everything would be always talking about that like the jobs we have didn't exist couldn't train for Aubin in school. None of that so I guess yes it's writing or it's IT's communications is whatever I mean. Yeah everything could be routed tracked it back. Yes there's something thing there but like this job was not a radio. Whatever there's like well this is what Martin Marietta questions in the car? Can you name something entirely new some invention. That is this brand new and I was like all right well air pods are new things die. That's a variation of the headphones which is already a thing. So something entirely brand new. That's not revamped. That's not rebooted. Abboud made better. There was a hard question too stupid. Mardi question this is dumb. But you're actually I can't fuck you We never the other thing. We never got anything phones or cellphones. As well as a revamp phone social media was I think he gave facebook facebook by space space. My space the original social media gets credit and then everything after that is like but even like I mean if you really want to break down. Isn't that just like A. Revamping Wendy Yeah exactly right right so if anybody out there can solve stupid fucking Moesha's rental but yeah you can do that with everything in in in in in education but for the most part all those individual things. You're learning unless you're going to go try to be jeopardy champ luck. You don't need to know. She also learning radio to do podcasting. I don't I think he doesn't translate it's like I remember when I first went to New York When I twenty one whatever to to work here I? I didn't make money money so I was like I am going to be a bartender and then I was like I was going to go to bartending school. But everyone who don't go to bartending school because bartenders like to treat you in their own way So if you learned like the radio way it's harder to come over here and do it this way or if you learn how to write like novels it's hard to blog guys. It's GONNA learn it while doing it and yet adapt while doing. Yeah learn that craft individually because all of its unique. That wasn't a shot at Kirk Manhattan. fucking listening you buy on a show on Monday shot up it was just a fucking observation next up what's up boys So I just had a quick thought I wanted to get your take on it if you had to pay. Hey thousand dollars cash. Every time you came no matter if it was jerking off and whatever how long do you think the until your savings are completely depleted and with that being said you try to make your savings last and just comedy like once a week or do you say fuck it and come as much as you do now and knowing your faith bad. You're just going to be a bum on the side of the streets begging for change so you can come again all right man. Thanks I've got about like to jerk offs worth of money in the bank so I'd be broke real quick. I would ever consider it. I think this would be great great but I think we. I think you would be rich. I think it'd be the greatest motivation the world. If you like physically could not jerk off or come twenty bucks. He said a thousand bucks a thousand. Yeah I don't know how I heard twenty thousand bucks okay. A thousand dollars is extraordinarily different dreary. I was like what no this is hard to think of as well I was laughing so much that you have to. It's still not great but it's better than yeah. I mean I would be soccer Berg. I would find a way to innovate and revolutionize the world because I need my jerk off money. It's tough because I'm such a cost. What it costs sky a Eh one hundred Wendy's sixty dollars and I was like well that's that's a Wendy's apparently walk three blocks in gotten for twelve dollars? Yeah well sixty bucks. Yeah because it is like the delivery fee that he gave the tip the tackling. This doesn't cost money. I I mean this was this was disgusting. This was Monday night. I got spicy chicken Combo so fries drink beer thrice chicken trashed got a dave single got bowl chilly. That's got a piece nuggets. Got Frosty I put put it all down immediately all of it all because I do that but I don't end up eating just fucking gutted every single thing and it just fell asleep. Woke up two hours later. Watch the game say up to four. I'm watching the end of the world season. Two is great but anyway I say all this to say that life it didn't it didn't matter that's startling. Never thought about it again until this applies here because what things cost they just cost. Yeah I don't I need to eat yes I could go. Oh at work harder and find cheaper than Cook my own food also like no. This is what this within across the night John. Yeah and then my logic. That's what it costs when I go out to drink. This is what it costs jerk often what it costs and they take a ride Uber. Oh boy can't take Uber surge pricing it's fourteen dollars. I mean that's what it costs so I'm GonNa pay it. I don't I'm not I'm not a coupon clipper deal searcher. That's the price you have you the worst car by also reason why I'm the worst negotiator. And that's what that's what you're paid the Yeah go by car. This car cost six thousand dollars. I'll give you.
LAFC get over El Trafico hump! Zlatan's last game? Plus, ATL roll on, NYCFC biff it & Sounders end Rimando's career
"News it's fair that's the right you have their hand up in fingers out and they'll say five they say five we have I I mean I it's tilting towards that player improves Bob trusts him that player goes out there that player play interested in Blackman say the name of Bachman in this game but he's a second year player he was drafted as a fullback he started as a centre back in the playoffs against lot Abrahama Vich and he was good we see for Dennis to close a became a part of Giancarlo gonzalves not one of them but you're already had seven centrebacks on the roster what we're going to do about him so I would be shocked to see five or six of these names even on the team next year then we saw in the starting lineup that frontline next year as Pavonis Alessandrini Cheeto in the middle of the scar one hundred fifty goals tonight's game on whether it was his last in the last quote it's not about money I have another two months that's on his contract we will see what happens Mike because it also sounds like it might be about that's the type of thing you say when you say if you want people to watch you pay me more money I don't think it is and from like he he didn't do the pre game interview with ESPN and he seemed a little not rattled but annoyed and tailored tweeted out and said one of the Galaxy Representative said he's been like this all week I think some people took that as he's locked in but I took it as he's just kind of a bit annoyed with hall thing and the way maybe the season's gone and you could say there's a million arguments you can make a million different directions one is he's done everything he can the team hasn't put a team around him why should he spend more time trying to make this better you could also say that he came inside concord he didn't win a championship but he's been one of the three best scores in the league over the last two years after he blew out his knee and came back in a new place and did all that so nothing would surprise me but if you're let me to put a guess on somewhere I'd say he's not playing soccer next I got well it I think you're wrong about that but anyway I gotta ask you this what grade do you give Garam Barrow Scarlata for this year now there are extenuating circumstances those circumstances there's lots on anytime you are managing a team was slapped on that is a very very real I'm going to say it's a limiter on what you can do do both with Latin in with the players around now I would not give him any higher than a B minus I think why I think his job was to to construct something behind slot on that wasn't just a complete seve and it was just you had to find a way Eh get some semblance of organisation you had enough especially when pavone came in special players to do a three man game and attacking sense it can work was Unin pavone and fill in the blank even if it's early on tuna in major league soccer you just have to find a way to get your bit-part players of the guys that you picked up have you don't fit for Denison closer maybe we'll never be back but who cares it might be last year the galaxy you gotTa Win some symbols of Organization and structure and competence see defensively to get a better than a B minus grade in this sense he's inexperienced coach he's done before he's been in shaping which I know he's had more talented at Boca Juniors he's played in this league the crew when he played for them if I remember correctly you were not some expansive team he was a difference maker he made the Batak around him better it was down four four one one he played completely free role they had Allie Marino as as a centre forward just dragging defenders around it just to open it you had an opportunity to Kinda almost two structures one is Latin and whoever the hell is up there and the rest is the rest of the team guys just dig in Yeah figure it out getting your blocks don't teams have easy goals and this team I'm GonNa make a guess other than FC Cincinnati probably gave up the most like Oh my God what goals are you kidding me right now that's what how did that happen I agree with you I think it'd be minus is probably a good grade yeah probably for what's going on and I I love Guillermo so for Sir I felt bad going in part of this lots conversations I'm fascinated to see what he does Latin doesn't return like water the allegations he looks like under his vision the way he builds after that a little bit of time but I don't know that he was that creative with formations to say like I gotta figure something out we'll make the post is in but here's my four weeks test this and here's my two weeks attest this and I think in places you mentioned for Bob Rally a young guy will learn and get better where did we see that right who Leonora who played well and then all of a sudden Ralph John Fletcher's the difference maker now John Carlos Gonzales is you're right back the he had three incredible central midfielders they could never really control games like why was that night the tiger let's just see if we can get our foot on the ball on that will be our defending is well control games so grew with we I think a lot of it unfortunate wasn't good enough from him but it'll be interesting to see in year two if he doesn't have slots on how he chooses to play how his team you can kind of understand why it was in some ways because it was like the island of misfit toys and a lot of all these different teams that failed and then they come in you have Gonzaga on your Guy Z.? You lose all of a sudden you have expectations that are always over the maybe the capability of the team especially this era where they've been to close at one year I think you've got to start judging my next especially there's lots on you but you better have had a plan and I expect they do we'll see what that plan is before we move onto union Atlanta to know what you think about Bradley's Will Fang his little spots are who I really respect as a journalist I loves me I think he does a great job I think he's the future broadcasting US bilingual aspect of it with Mexico and the US and legal maximum loss be mashed up into one place he was very dominated his questioning about Carlos Vela and whether Carlos Villa had finally stepped up in a big game and Bob was incredulous and perhaps rightly so in the moment What do you think what do you think it was one person's job to ask obvious questions that everyone in the world is thinking it's another person's set up there to answer those questions I don't think anything that are asked was ridiculous I mean he asked the question he has and he asked the question everyone else and he asked actually and he's set bob up to say there's no chance anyone could say what you just said anymore he was phenomenal tonight he's been phenomenal season he's EP of major league soccer he's the best player this league's ever seen and he's going to go in and MLS Cup yeah it was that simple but it was fun the way it happened Bob a stupid Bob knows a good. TV's Bob knows everybody in that locker room is going to see that see him sticking up four to see him sticking up for for his best player the heartbeat of the team many messy the MLS messy like I I'm not saying like I I'm certain Bob's emotion in that moment because you could see he loves Carla I'M CERTAIN THAT EMOTION and was real but I'm all I think it was somewhat calculated for the to to make that a moment say like see they're always going to be asking this about what s let's go kick set go Seattle's as was win MLS Cup show every let's shut everyone up forever that's what that was I like it if that's what it was I like it I enjoyed it he's like look there's an ESPN ESPN notification that goes out after that you don't see that for they get that for the win I don't think like let let's just if that's what it takes man like you have all the historical rancid it's out there but you know how I feel about this league sometimes flavor man give me some flavor and Bob Bradley absolutely did Elliot C are moving on their the low number one seed remaining they just got to win one game and if they do that most couple in Los Angeles at Bank of California Stadium talk about it on Monday because we're that's the nice thing is Monday comes and we can really dive into Seattle L.. AFC and I just throw something out there sure I would be shocked if Seattle won that game I think that it's going to be more comfortable than the game we just watched this is the third tune in on Monday that producer honors a noted satellite is that the right the right phrasing for that unders Seattle Seattle ish person who's he's not happy with us that's fine we don't here to please you unders let's talk Atlanta Philly Alanna do what they do they win at home in the Playoffs Limitation Games it's eight in a row so far this year us Gut Communist Cup into the Audi twenty playoffs couple of shutouts Philadelphia great season great season Talla gap town gap better players bigger moments we also had this thing where it's like Philly I have eleven great players they're a great group which means they don't rely on one person but unfortunately that also meant if anyone got hurt they were behind the eight ball and you're not going to go in a scenario where you have all eleven guys healthy for every player Front Josie Outdoor Omar Gonzalez are out right Walker Zimmerman and Mark Anthony Care out so every you're always gonNA have injuries miles Robinson and Michael Parkers now not to mention Lee win in that previous like Mark Anthony Cares out loud wind came in and hit a decent philly doesn't have that former MVP game and Broncos on makes a phenomenal save but you as you watch this game it was hard to see where the goal was gonna come from four Philly and I don't think it's knock on them to go on short rest to go on
"cheeto" Discussed on The MMA Hour with Ariel Helwani
"Don't have the wrestling jujitsu to just take him out. You know he's shown a little bit of weakness in his wrestling jujitsu game. I know he seems to be working on that. A lot, though. Trying to improve the Cheeto Veras man he he's on a hot streak right now. He's looked better than ever as of late. And he looks more aggressive and the sugar Shawn's been out for a while. So you never know how plays a role but he's still really young. So I see Cheeto Veira being able to try to utilize take downs at catcher submission because that's probably where he's going to have the biggest vantage as abandoned way we to sugar, Sean, a doing, like he's getting this big promotional push, she's not doing cringe Suto thing, but he is a unique figures. Just you see him walking down the street you immediately catches your attention. This giant air is, is big sunglasses do like when we see that, like bring eyeballs to your vision. Yeah. I think it's good for all the fighters. You know, I think it's he's definitely someone. In being targeted. You see a lot of guys calling him out for a reason, you know, 'cause they know to, like, okay, this is someone that you have seen backing this is someone who they wanna see when they wanna see growing become star for them. So for us the rest of the division were like I wanna fight that guy. 'cause if I beat that guy now I say, listen you have see I'm the guy, I'm just took your guy out. I'm the guy. Now, get behind me and let's start building me now. So I think that's what fighters looking for. I think it only brings more. Attention, more is sort of division. I agree with you, obviously, I'm outta your see fighter but I don't mind I don't hate anyone getting the big pushing me states north at that, that big push. I remember the Kevin leisure, the World War calling for trance to fight him, any, any, any interviewee God in our views, he did not want Kevin leads fight sage north cut that early career used that big push to get a huge payday one championship, obviously, the first fight went was a little rough for him..
"cheeto" Discussed on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen
"Don Cheeto, Andrew and Regina hall. Into it. It's time for moslo day goes to Madonna and lady Gaga for making up embracing in this now icon ick photo from Madonna's Oscar after party that was the joke. I know Gaga sings born this way, but the look and Madonna's is makes me worry that she's going to die this way. Meanwhile, we have explained obtained exclusive reports on what Kim Jong UN's meeting with Trump will look like no noise this week. We ruined it. Jackel? Also involve lady Gaga goes to these intimate moment between her and Bradley Cooper last night at the Oscars as sang show. It was amazing. But they kinda ripped off the intimate moment once had on this show between Daniel stab lesbian superstar. Lori michaels. Look, I mean, I'm seeing very similar now. I see where this panned. And you know, what Shai? Are you still hopped up from that coming down anytime soon? Yes. Shake it was you're excited to talk to Porsche and Margaret and everybody I wanna Casey Thomas. Everybody. We're back with Casey Wilson for black Monday. Vanderbilt. Honey, Davenport, scarlet envy sugarcane. Thursday at on VH one. So I have to imagine as as as queens from America the goal at this moment is to appear on drag race because it really does catapult your career rate at -solutely. And so this was it as it was as fun and exciting for you actually being on the show or what's races. Like, it's like the gay DisneyWorld. You got rupaul you got glitter and he got to kill us. He got everything there. Judy tequila. Yeah. Run. Tales are real good. Just like year. Let's go to Paulina from Texas Abelino. What's your question? Hi, never San Antonio, Texas question. Tom. Do you regret eighty Kristen? No, not at all. I mean, I I learned a lot and. Yeah, no. I don't regret it. Miami girl, Miami, girl. Yeah. What about that? I don't know. I'm just kidding. Let's go to Alison for Brooklyn. I forgot what that even was about. I'm times. Sometimes worthless information becomes worthless information. Hey, Alison, what's your question? All right. My question is Casey you pick the new skinny girls flavor. Cocktail which cocktail would it be. I would say skinny girl. What's this now? Oh, that's the that's that's the nutcase Guinea girl net case. Like collaboration collab- be good. You have a recipe for a like one hundred calorie pinochle Lada a really? Let's go to Kaelin from Massachusetts Kaylynn, which question. Hi, andy. I was just wondering my question for Tom. I was wondering why would you buy a house Arianna when you guys don't want any kids and don't wanna get married? Well, I mean, we, you know to us. That's the commitment. That's important for us. You know, like, we don't need to you know, the Handmaid's tale. Do are both of your names on the deed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a it's twenty forty nine commitment. Two. It's a commitment to twenty forty nine thirty year commitment. It wasn't fifty fifty. Why? Yeah. So just Lisa Vander frump, hold the thirty one. So. Okay. I have some more personal questions that maybe I'll say for the reunion. Let's go to win Lindsay from West Palm Beach..
Andrew Rannells talks 'Black Monday'
"Thrilled today because Andrew rannells. My guest is not only in black Monday on Showtime, you so I've been book a Mormon girls we were just talking about Falsettoes your hero of mine and come on. Oh, I'm real ten. I'm so happy to be here. Thank you for having me. So look it will never get better than this. I think there's nothing left. This is my finally this is it. I'm retiring after this. Let's start with what's the newest black Monday on Showtime. So it's just you again, even though it set, I'm sure before you, even drew breath. Now now, it's I mean, I was I was a kid at the time. Seventy seven was not really aware of the stock market crash of nineteen seven when I was that age. So so it was very interesting to sort of learn about all of that. And what repercussions that had? But this story is it's Don Cheadle and Regina hall. And I. And we are the sort of ragtag group of traders who work for. A lower financial firm on Wall Street, and they're really trying to make a name for themselves. And it sounds so professional as you describe it. Well, I mean, you said ragtag ragtag these people are basically insane. They're pretty nuts. Yeah. They really they don't know. They don't know abound. Are I think that the this time in this world and particular in the financial world of the eighties in New York? There was a lot of excess and a lot of celebration of excess. And I think we really leaned into that quite a bit with this show. It's very strange because your character Blair is excuse the expression the straightest. Yeah. Of the characters on this show, which is really fun to get to do. I mean, I really haven't gotten to do that since the book of Mormon really that was the last time I sort of got to play that up tight guy, and it's fun. I enjoy doing that. I enjoy I mean don's characters is larger than life. And it's really does some crazy crazy things. And was it's. I really enjoy getting to be the straight guy who has to be there to witness all of this insanity. I get to do some crazy stuff later. But we do a good job of sort of topping ourselves with every episode to see how how far we can get because the other things so we're leading up to the stock market crash. But it really is about this group of people and how they're sort of individual petty, greedy actions have these larger this larger effect on the the world of finance, and it's, but it's about this human interaction that gets very messy between these people. Well, you sort of discovering things about yourself your character, aren't you especially cocaine there's like cocaine it had a major affect on him. Yeah. He really takes too easily. Ooh. You know? We've come a we've all been there. You know? It's funny. I got to sort of be the I mean, Don by far would be the expert because of his role in boogie nights. I think he really obviously did a lot of cocaine, but I have done a lot of fake cocaine because we did it. I did it often on girls so girls head to what is the fake. It's vitamin B powder. Offset so hard to believe it sounds so healthy. I know, but if we did as much as we actually do I wouldn't be here. I'd be dead. I would have had a heart attack. But I thought actors did everything for their art. No, I come on. You've worked with so many people even Robert deniro I did work with Robert in. And I sure that had he been playing this part winning. Yes, I'm probably he would have doubled down. He would if I let you down Mr. barrow, Bob Bosley. You wanted to be called Bob I called him. Mr. Niro, I think a wise personal choice. Right. I I didn't really know how to behave with him. And we worked together we didn't have a ton of scenes together, but we were often onset together. And I just never knew how to behave because Nancy Meyers the director told me she was like he doesn't like to talk about his career. So don't start asking him questions about like raging bull. Don't that's not cool. So then you'd find yourself like next to Robert deniro trying to make small talk. And I just out of like panic would start cursing a lot of hot other four. She will scorcher. What is that air conditioning? I turn into like a lunatic. And he I that was the only way I could. And I'm sure that just in dear. I'm sure well, what's that Cupido looking guy to cursing his face based off? Yeah, I'm sure he'd loved it before you had done black Monday. Yeah. Darned, Cheeto, Regina hall. Did. You know, these people. No, I met Don when became see the book of Mormon, but was just a huge Mirer of his but never worked with them in Regina the same. Like, we I've been a fan of hers for a very long time. But we never crossed paths before. So you know, pilots are weird because you you get dropped into this group of people that you have to you have to bond and create this thing with very quickly. And then see what happens in your sort of still figuring out like who are these characters. What is the story? And what are we doing? And in a way that you don't even really experience in theatre. Although sometimes you get those jobs that are just a couple of weeks long, or whatever, and you sort of have to you come together very quickly, but the stakes are a little lower. When you're doing a television show like this, you really have to just double down and hope that you're making the right choices. But luckily, the three of us and Paul Shearer and Horatio Sanz and. You know, great supporting cast that that really just jumped in altogether.
"cheeto" Discussed on KTAR 92.3FM
"Jack ran me ragged. Here's a great thing. And this is one of those things where. I love I was reading Jordan Peterson's book and and kids love play and they need play rough play and Jack and I add weekend where he's still coming off his concussion, and we had a weekend of fun. But we did there was we we we wrestled yesterday. And it was one of those things that's a memory like for all the crap that's going on in the world for all the screaming the yelling and the fighting and stuff what mattered was like that. That was like that was everything right there, plus producer, Phil we went to the theater, and we'll talk about what I saw later. But do you know what they have at the theater now because I don't know what you know that the kids nowadays like spicy thinks. What are they got? They got. Hot Cheeto popcorn. So you get the hot Cheetos, and then you get a bunch of popcorn with hot Cheetos flavor and Jackson. That's all I want an IRA 'cause kids love that. They love Takis and hot Cheetos. It was. Okay. I mean, he loved it. But I was just like, oh, God everything it's like even taco bells like you just can't have like regular taco. Do you want? What kind of shell? Do you want? You the cool ranch shell do you want to dorito shell you like what I just want a regular like a taco three two three five three eight twenty four twenty three at. She admits mentioned shows your Twitter, you can tweet at us love hearing from you. Okay. Kids each and every day at this time and a bunch of people are sending me stuff. Hey, chad. What about this? Have you heard of this? Have you heard this fill free to submit your urban wards? They're your kids say something you like what does this mean? Or you wanna find these things out? You can just throw it straight to us. It's simple and easy can text the program. Three two three five three eight twenty four twenty three tweeted at us at Chadbensonshow or check out the old Facebook and send it to a strike message. It's pretty simple, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girl here is your urban word of the day. It's time for the urban word of the day fan right now. Little more hit on the street. I can't understand a word you're.
an Americans Say Cheers Like British Folks?
"Hi. And advice. Podcast, brother, rebe that rated statement not meant literally blows up seven, hyper hyperbole. Another one another. What another episode of hyperbole podcast. Yeah, boy. Here we go. Welcome to our advice. Comedy podcast, where we give you advice in comedy. My name is Stephan. Also podcast has my name's Anthony. May was crying. Anyway, welcome to hyperbole. You have Stephan and Anthony here to provide you pump you full of Sweden advice and started and chock-full laughs for you to munch on during our time together that we appreciate so much. I know that we got pretty raunchy last episode was, so we're going to try and we got filthy and we're gonna squeak ourselves, clean. So we're going to, we're going to clean off that. What are we gonna diarrhea de could. We're gonna make it clean. Lean squeaky. Woman, it'll be cleaner. Also. I don't know if anybody else's excited as I am, but bachelor in paradise started. So on the bachelor impaired, I'm really excited. Yeah, they have. They have some really interesting folks from the past seasons. I think they put Hillary Clinton in there. I'm Hillary Clinton. Autumn put even hawking, would you sorry? I mean, she also talks a robot modulators. That's fair. Bernie Sanders is also on there. So hopefully hopefully he does not feel the burn because it is a very high temperature out there in Puerto Vallarta wherever they are, and they also put DJ Calot on there. I know he is actually heavily married with child, but. He's out there for another one. Does he really there? No, he's not. I dunno DJ. He is quite. They break up and he's just like another Lauren paradise. Another one. So I just wanna share some some lovely lovely words, some rumbling. Some roughly words that I've heard and phrases that I've heard about paradise one, bachelor in paradise. Bachelor from paradise. Okay. I don't know. I don't know the proper prepositions, but one of the things that I heard from one bro to another is Chris is going to receive Connors, sloppy, Saguntum. News. I think is a work of art. Lobby Saguntum. Just think about that for a second, let it marinate, the hurts my soul and your brain. But now for too long because you might want to take the next sharp object closest to. Yeah, you might have an aneurysm marination. Yeah. So they're sloppy pseudoscience, which I have now incorporating into my vocabulary. Never say that. And. Some Bros. we're having some drama and one of them said, all right, guys. Let's all dress. The white elephant in the room. You all got gifts and didn't tell me. He'd sons adventures. You're saying that Suzy had CONNER, but CONNER had Melissa. No, that's the secret Santa. What's the white elephant? That's the one where you put the gifts in the middle and you. Steel. Oh, no, that's my fucking decorative fountain Britney. Fucking maybe I misheard maybe it was. Maybe they said, let's address the secret Santa. Okay, much more relevant phrase. Yes, exactly. But we're really excited because we just want everybody to find love. That's the purpose of this podcast is for sloppy. So if you if you sloppy Gouda can also be a way of finding love. It's like finding a half eaten cheeseburger in a trash can. It's still good, edible, delicious. So horrible compare. So I don't know if if everybody has gotten the the, what is the under the undertone of the podcast or the clear message of we just want you to find love, which is why we launched this comedy advice podcast, but that's what we want. So as we as we keep this in mind, we're going to get into the really, really the sustenance of this pilot.
"cheeto" Discussed on KIRO Radio 97.3 FM
"Quality of. Army we go down to the trash graciousness deliberateness. Deliciousness To, force us to go through this process. Is beyond stop it I I think that's right I, know the secrets that you keep I know your habits Tom. I was here, to six years so, don't don't try. To pull a fast one on me it goes like I know the secret then you keep there is nothing you would. Not, want to eat anyway Anyway all, that said go ahead and tell us all right so we. Have a little, tasting panel today and, there was a. Team maybe you could remind us how this came about There was some talk about our favorite snack You said that your lovely, wife Jackie enjoys Cheetos over on, the farm and then we were talking about. I had a bag of her jalapeno Cheeto And I thought that was finally Cheeto that, tasted better than our tasting something, like I thought it could get behind them Tito and then everyone. Else I like this flavor flavor. So we decided to do a Cheeto tasting that's right there's. A lot of Cheetos. Here. We don't even have the. Jalapeno say there are more than, in front of us right now I wanna fool one everybody this is my first time I've been five pieces of Cheetos In my life so you've eaten one before but you've. Never gone pay the. One. That I couldn't eat it. Because I thought it was gross I just didn't like the six children. There was. No flavor outfielder with the choir would you want. Bother eating but today I, did actually pick a win new out of the five this differently one that was gross for me All right let me just tell. Us tell. People what we have so far It's just the way to do it shows this is all gross You guys are being such brats about this we have Cheetos. Puffs which I don't even think can be declared a. Cheeto really I. Think that's. It has Chester Cheeto. On the front it's a Cheeto. All right so then we have she knows. Crunchy flaming hot Leeman We have Cheetos crunchy. Which I think is what the normal Cheeto. Is right that's how, you say we haven't Cheetos flaming hot extra extra extra extra. Hot and it was that one got you a little. Out of there. For me. And then we have. Cheetos flaming hot AAA ranch crunchy So I'm hearing a lot.
Everything we know about the 'Wonder Woman' sequel
"The episode is vibrant spleen all right vibrant spleen and it's it's it's got a a segment in there we we recorded some audio at our tenth anniversary party at the ruin we talked to well nick of our our helper here injured truck driver truck driver and helper he that nick he went around talk to people at the party and we kind of splice that together and stuck it in the middle of an episode so if you read the party eat it might be you let's see now we're learning more and more about the wonder woman sequel wonder woman two the social media producer geoff johns posted on one of the social media wonder woman things simply w w eight four w w wonder woman eighty four yup nineteen eightyfour nineteen eightyfour 'cause they said that it would be a period piece and because wonder woman's made of clay she does not age look it up it is suggesting the film will be set in nineteen eightyfour is the first one was nineteen seventeen world war one of course and so this is a nineteen eighty story set we know that well at least we're assuming that because of this information we also do know for sure that the film will introduce the wonder woman villain cheetah played by kristen wig chita chita cheeto.
"cheeto" Discussed on Spittin' Chiclets
"Lou everybody welcome to episode cheeto bowden of spit shepherds brought to you by bosseaux sports water water board i'm in a i'm in a walgreens parking lot and delray florida right now because the hosts aman has shit service so but i'm here for divorce also i believe constantine cold saw wore number seventy one for the pittsburgh penguins teammate is the bellarusse in machine so that's another seventy one you know we're looking at pittsburgh yeah this those few but you know gino the obvious one see cheetah the legend salo producer mike egr anneli boys yeah with low marquis hello obviously the major thing going on the nhl right now playoff races we got a couple of nights one's going down the stretch in the east of florida panthers they've been hot as hell basically since the calendar flip the twenty eighteen the basically twohorse race for the final wildcard spot you got jersey with eighty two points as of thursday florida with eighty one florida point back with two games in hand philly has eighty six points kind of tucked away what do you think what's i mean it's it's it's we have friends of the program a bowl teams so while kind pull the both how do you see that playing out though yeah unfortunately i think i'm probably going to end up being wrong and and my call the beginning of the year i don't know if i didn't hear nhl network i said jersey who's gonna get in but now like florida's just charging they're playing so well so being down in florida i absolutely hammered them in montreal in ottawa back to backs so that was easy money for the word dog the panthers have just looked so good they actually lost two games at home to audible and edmonton that i can't on my thought oh man this may screw them over but they rebounded nicely and and being one point back with two games in hand it just seems like the way they're playing i kind of have to pick them i want i happy with both teams to get in i think it'd be pretty cool getting jersey back in but either way you're getting a new team back into the playoffs i mean on the west in the west it's just kind of saint louis proving people especially me to be complete fools when staff got traded i said up there.
"cheeto" Discussed on The Score 1260 AM
"The guys on the bench and i know there are some options as a walk us yeah i mean it was she mac and a suit up again thursday of one yeah it is concerning and the reason it is for me think about the beginning of the season we thought cheeto thorpe in howard washington we're going to be big players on this team we really did and as the season progressed and obviously gino thorpe left and now howard washington is done for the season that's no longer the case and with matt moore going down and he played against georgia tech so good to see him back he says he's ready to go that's good to hear but there's just a lot of uncertainty for a team right now syracuse that i don't think can withstand wrote i completely agree and another guy we thought was going to be in the backcourt was quite a green and he's now kentucky coming off the bench for them but i mean obviously you don't get quite a green but i think it's it brings up an interesting point this this coaching staff recruited him so hard and for so long and it felt like he was in the bag coming desio they were a couple of guys were they just gave up recruiting because they thought they had quashed a as a lock and they didn't want i guess to subway of feathers right yes wakes waikwok a one way or the other because they they really thought this guy was their numberone option than they thought they had him we now you'll get this they were recruiting a guy like alvarado from georgia tech the other night who played really well against syracuse and they gave up on him because of quite a green the guy from texas matcoment lefty point guard really impressive player fourstar recruit borderline fivestar recruit syracuse had a really good chance of getting him and then they gave up because of quite.
"cheeto" Discussed on Radio Free Nashville
"And small businesses who can't afford to pay higher rates could be squeezed out altogether but if congo peres passes a resolution of disapproval under the congressional review act they can force the fcc or basically override the fcc decision a net neutrality this would be a first step than the second step would be to actually pass a law saying that the internet in the united states is considered a public utility is regulated under title two of the communications telecommunications act wishes what tom wheeler put into place back in 2015 and is basically how the internet had been operating right up until 2015 but now you've got these big multibillion dollar corporations that are coming in and saying now only la are piece of this it's pretty incredible mug wayne in cheeto valley arizona aamic wayne what's on your mind today eight tom you know it occurs to me the these fires and um how a foreigner and evident demonstration of the corruption of the republic terry and called uh wall men and women are risking their lives to save multimillion dollar states in particular and bel air at the same time the the republican tax scam is through various various means of pocket picking or are taking money from these firefighters and giving it to the owners of these multimillion dollar estates it's true as well denying climate catastrophe which was the catalyst dealt with these fires it's it's it's barbaric fail i i think that that's a very very good description and and you're absolutely right uh the this this tax bill is seen the uh tom the dancing bog cartoon today but uh it's uh you can fight all over the net i it over daily coz and uh you know the the little bill you know i'm just a bill right the the the rapped a piece of paper animated peace pay freezes okay let's go often and and be a bill the two will be the two will be the attacks bill and these two lobbyist throw him in the backseat of a limousine and say rip out the future tax cuts for the middle class and they rip a piece off of him in he goes and then he's a terrible caitian deductions stuff in tax breaks for wineries golf courses private jets rip out healthcare right in a clause defining of fetus as a person make cory gardner happy and then you know the the.
"cheeto" Discussed on Radio Free Nashville
"And small businesses who can't afford to pay higher rates could be squeezed out altogether but if congo chris passes a resolution of disapproval under the congressional review act they can of course the fcc or basically override the fcc decision a net neutrality this would be a first step than the second step would be to actually pass a law saying that the internet in the united states is considered a public utility and is regulated under title two of the communications the telecommunications act which is what tom wheeler put into place back in 2015 and is basically how the internet had been operating right up until 2015 but now you've got these big multibillion dollar corporations that are coming in and saying now only lot are piece of this it's pretty incredible muck wayne in cheeto valley arizona aamic wayne what's on your mind today eight tom you know it occurs to me the these fires in uh callup four near an an evident demonstrate now the corruption of the republic terry and called uh while men and women are risking their lives to save multimillion dollar states in particular in bel air at the same time the the republican tax scam is through various various means of pocket picking or a taking money from these firefighters and giving it to the owners of these multimillion dollar estates stru as well denying climate catastrophe which is the catalyst dealt with these fires it's it's it's barbaric fail i i think that that's a very very good description and and you're absolutely right uh the this this tax bill is seen the uh tom the dancing bug cartoon today but uh it's uh you can fight all over the net i saw it over daily coast and uh you know the the little bill you know i'm just a bill right the the wrapped up a piece of paper animated peace pay freezes okay let's go often and and be a bill the two we'll be that will be the attacks bill and these two lobbyist throw him in the backseat of a limousine and say rip out the future tax cuts for the middle class and they rip apiece off of him and he goes and then they say tear out advocation deductions and stuff in tax breaks for wineries golf courses private jets rip out healthcare right in a clause defining of fetus as a person make cory gardner happy and then you know the the.
"cheeto" Discussed on 105.3 The Fan
"Flaming hot ones judo pay cheetos not bad at all but heartache literally accorded derek eagleton a cowboys who have guy three past breakup in the first half for cheeto the team lead is seven for the year and that skander can lewis lau so he had essentially half as many past breakup the first half he had a very strong strong game last night so kudos to him and star up to a guy that was really cool walesa a training camp of baked cheetos zia yes cheeto with fantastic past breakup knocking balls out as well and you know that that this was going to be a problem with the young secondary now we we we've now sold on anthony brown who was banned she got whatever that lucky interception last night uh the jordan lewis train has slowed down uh obviously dave you're woods okay you'll see a flash here and there cheeto total disappointment who's been hurt and he can't get on the field alacid that was a real performance now that was a fantastic start the first one in his career for cheeto let me let let me torstar down in here uh and will stay in the secondary and it brings me great joy to say his name orlando skander iq got roasted on twitter and social media last night people were questioning his effort people were talking about whether he wants to be out there is diving at the grounds not even making tackles orlando's scandic probably get swamp here the quarterback which will get to in a second probably the biggest star down but at least dak recovered made some plays orlando's skander what was that in the secondary the only reason i'm theme by giving a star is because i heard a dog cavanaugh in the cowboy player show it took cavanaugh apart and i'm so mad i miss that law back home for thanksgiving of surprise you didn't go searchout that audio it's just not that important to us to go search it out and i it was good um sherani unsure but that was bad last night from orlando scanned it it was and um it all look at ease get into the aged thirty now and just get the age where he may just be slowing down a bit and if cheeto plays the way he did and uh you know some.
"cheeto" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast
"And he calls have christ i tell you night i said i'm nick narcolepsy fall asleep on the couch awake up at three in the morning watching this movie laugh at because i know it's be some shit i did like fucking ten years ago because again alpe cheeto christopher walken in i'm watching the movie sudden there you are going shit he wakes up my mother yesterday this guy says that's all my parents paid torture my career they watched shit that i did it goes it was a great movie tell you probably know he could do this stuff he could do the dramatic shed fucking get it all figured out what he said you could do the dramatic shit it's my favorite thing anybody said to me all week it could do the dramatic shit so anyways to thumbs up from my dad for the fucking stand up guys check it out if you get a chance anyway jamie mcshane is fucking everybody's killing her on the show and then also john leguizamo i mean i ever been bad and anything he's fucking everything he's in he makes it better the guys fucking unreal end he's like creepy in hilarious all at the same time which i don't know how you do that unless you're a fucking genius like that guy this is seen that i would do i want to fucking ruined for people he goes in any orders like a what we used to call it a slurpee frosty you don't wanna see orders one of those it's one of the funniest fucking scenes i've seen in a long time just start watching bloodline and i'm telling you if you if you want eat did not have the inside skit fucking.
"cheeto" Discussed on WGN Radio
"A f f i x chicago mary van de velde wgn traffic central the house convenes later today and could consider overrides of governor rauner vetoes of thirty six billion dollar budget with a five billion dollar our increase in income taxes the senate has already voted to override newlyelected senate minority leader bill brady says he hopes at least some of the fifteen republicans who broke ranks with the governor over the weekend have a change your heart already governor cheeto for suit the speaker about democrats back table he says the plan lacks property tax relief in a spending cap includes an unacceptable and permanent 5 billion dollar income tax increase more than one hundred people were shot in chicago during the long fourth of july weekend from friday to early wednesday nearly half of them in a period of over twelve hours yesterday fourteen dark chicago police officers begin training today under a renew use of force policy all thirteen thousand officers are required to complete the new use of force training which was designed in part by outside consultants and experts from other big city police departments cpdc says the training puts the focus on the sanctity of human life on conflict resolution and on force mitigation using deescalation tactics click on wgn norster careers dictator kim jong own social never put his weapons programs up for negotiation suggestion that he will keep striving to build a working nuclear missile capable striking the united states is a vow followed north korea's i test launch of what appears to be an intercontinental ballistic missile over the holiday weekend yesterday as a matter of fact joey eight seventy two hot dogs to win the nathan's famous hotdog eating contest he says he didn't finished as fast as he could pull it out and hey i'm really happy i got the wind hey it was i slowed down boy more than i wanted to 72 hot dogs and now with wgn neighborhood use here's dna infos map who ball with over a half billion plastic straw's used in discarded by americans every day and the no impact this is having on our planet nato systems there have been several initiatives to try to reduce plastic straw waste chicagobased food chain dmk restaurants is taking the issue seriously and they've now banned stras from all fourteen of their locations 25000 people would skip using stras up.
"cheeto" Discussed on KFI AM 640
"Thousand three in cheeto on the six the east at central avenue recommend right shoulder in corona there's a crash on the shoulder ninety one found at mckinley traffic is getting worse kfi is fighting back i'm robin banks five of five on your wakeup call kfi am 640 more stimulating talk abc's karen travers for kfi this morning karen good morning here is so much happening i capitol hill let's actually start with yesterday what happened some people calling it a a meeting of praise others calling the president's first cabin it meeting weird when we all love to have a meeting like that though he just have the staff go around and say how those lindahl uighur work for you this hour so this was the president's first full cabinet meeting once he got all of his uh appointees confirmed and he had everybody at one time sitting around the table so he seemed to be excited about that and he no he think abinante as photo sprays as they're called many times during the obama bush clinton years and usually it's a chance for the and to talk about what he wants his team to go out and do and maybe it focuses on one specific policy agenda they're not usually 23 minutes long like we saw yesterday with president trump so he had everybody go round the room and that talk about a little bit about what their departments are doing but it's curious you wonder was there a little secret memo oh they've already got to say here's what you should say or once the person next to use starts complementing the boss you can't be the one stop the chain right exactly every wednesday balls rolling you've got at either you know go you're going to get hit by but i just wanna read a couple of these things on behalf of our entire senior staff around you mr president we thank you for the opportunity and blessing you give as to serve your agenda that was rains previous you had letsie mike pence thing it's the greatest privilege of my life to serve as president that almost ended likes.
"cheeto" Discussed on Call Your Girlfriend
"Twenty four hours a day seven days we invite you all to join the conversation and much of the world when it looks to be a woman who works it's crazy also here's the other thing in cheeto watch that's actually my favorite thing is how they're just lying about the president playing golf every weekend oh my god the golf cart budget the sixteen thousand dollar golf cart budget is that what you're referring to i am the fact that every time i am that he's playing golf they live he's in meetings on they won't let the press pool but all of these like republican dude brews keep jio tagging him a has properties so it's like the president's in meetings and then it's like i just saw a picture instagram where he is wearing a gulf glove that one at least i would give him the benefit of the doubt but then this one this weekend was amazing it was like he was wearing golf cleats them a golf cart and they're just like uh the president though i hear the president is playing the president is taking meetings and might shall see poured him he's like fucking playing golf which is so rich because they all went after obama playing golf like every once in a while and trump it's like you've been president for like eight weekends eight weekends and wrote you've gone on vacation i'm one of my favorite results of this phenomenon is did you see this bill that democrats have introduced called be making access records available to lead american government openness act the morroco act all my go get up staffer if i can raise my god oh good basically disclosing the name of anyone who visits the white house or quote any other location at which the president or by the vice president regularly conducts official business aka the golf real nece bill leg at heritage thich salah hires like a big time liar snr.