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Fresh update on "burr" discussed on ESPN FC

ESPN FC

03:35 min | 9 hrs ago

Fresh update on "burr" discussed on ESPN FC

"The odds now for that game on Saturday USA facing the Netherlands Netherlands who took 7 points from 9 in group a lot of the U.S. bless you did just one goal. So Ali Moreno, how do you see this going for Greg burr holt as men? Basically pick would be Netherlands. And it's the obvious choice. Although we haven't seen the very best of the Netherlands just yet. In fact, there's a team that has been largely underwhelming. Some had picked the Netherlands as maybe an outside chance to win the whole thing. The way they have been playing, I don't think so. They're still so very limited in the attack. So if you were going to play one of the big boys, if we consider the Netherlands, one of the big boys, and if you are USA, I think you don't mind playing the Netherlands right now at this moment. I think you feel like you have an opportunity. Doesn't mean that you're going to beat them. But you're not playing the Netherlands, they're very best, which then gives you an opportunity to do some of the things that you've been doing through the midfield. And then get just enough productivity in the attack and maybe just maybe you're able to pull this one out. I'm still speaking the Netherlands though. Listen, I think from the U.S., you're playing with house money at this point. Given how the group stage went, it's a team, again, talking about the Dutch and not having that autonomous striker. You know, not having that regular goal scorer, the same criticism for the U.S., to the point that Christian Pulisic who made all the difference for them against Iran is a doubt. And I know exactly what he's seeing that he was there on Saturday. I'm just less sure right now. And then given everything that's happening or not, as a case may be, where G arena without Christian pussy. Exactly. Where is he? I just don't see how it comes. And while the U.S. have been good defensively, just continue just in one go for a penalty, show how the Dutch. But they have been underwhelming. Or being said, though, I think the judge have the better players, more concerns, intricate concerns for the U.S. the Netherlands as well. But it looks as though confidence and belief is running high in this young U.S. want Frank to pick. You don't want to be. Whoever you don't want to win, that's who you want from. Okay. Let's be neutral. There is a Frank curse, never mind the Drake curse. It's the French first now. I'm sorry for the American viewers. I think the United States have a big chance to go through because of this period that they had against Iran. And I think if they keep on thinking that way and they keep on thinking that's the game of their lives, they can go through. On the dark side, I would say that if they can put a bigger physical aspect of their games, they're going to travel the U.S. U.S. national team. So it's going to be tough. Now it's a knockout round and you don't know what's going to happen. You don't know what's going to be the fitness of each players. But as Shaka said, if you take talents, individually, you would put the Netherlands favorites. But in football, you just always have to prove it. Well, what was I sure enough? Nobody. Is there a pick? We need a pick. No, no, you want. He wants. You know what? I don't want to put you down. He already put the curse on Denmark. He had them going all the way to the final and winning it? Yeah. You're winning it.

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US earns respect at World Cup, but wins remain elusive

AP News Radio

00:37 sec | 5 d ago

US earns respect at World Cup, but wins remain elusive

"The U.S. men's soccer team finished in a scoreless time with England and now must be to ran on Tuesday in order to advance to the knockout round. America's Christian Pulisic have the best opportunity to score, hitting the crossbar and left footed kick in the 33rd minute. The Americans had more good scoring opportunities than their higher rated English counterparts, particularly in the second half, but could not get the goal that coach Greg burr holt has team needed for the win. Overall, pleased with the performance of the group, most importantly, the belief of the group because that never wavered. American goalie Matt Turner was solid and net making three saves. The U.S. took 7 corner kicks while England had only three. I'm Tom Mary

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Caller: Contacting Republicans Who Supported Respect for Marriage Act

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:25 min | Last week

Caller: Contacting Republicans Who Supported Respect for Marriage Act

"Not only did I make one call, I made two calls. This morning, I saw where senator burr and senator Tom tillis here, my state home state of North Carolina voted to advance that Bill. And when I called tied, I got voicemails. And I left a voicemail and for Tom till I asked him why he was explaining why he was supporting that. That's going to declare war on people of faith. You know, he and I are about to stay in age and I also ask him if he could give me one biblical verse and the holy Bible old test of a New Testament that condones marriage between people of the same sex. Todd, it's not just this issue with pillows or burr, going back a year ago when it was extending the debt limit and then the infrastructure Bill, it was the gun Bill earlier this year. These guys have voted to write lock stock and barrel with Joe Biden. And when they vote that way Todd and you call them up, all you get is the voicemail and they will not call you back. They are tone deaf to the people like me that have voted to put them in office. And once they get there and Washington tide, I don't know why. But they align themselves with things that I never thought that they would. And it just blows my mind.

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The 12 Republican Traitors Who Supported 'Respect for Marriage Act'

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:45 min | Last week

The 12 Republican Traitors Who Supported 'Respect for Marriage Act'

"Yesterday about this respect for marriage act, and in a nutshell, this is going to put a target on every single church Christian school, Christian business owner in America. You're a nonprofit. They're going to yank your tax exempt status. That's what's going to happen with this. So they had to pass this thing. There was a major hurdle they had to pass, and they were able to do it last night. 12 Senate Republicans joined Democrats. To push through this plan to codify gay marriage. And again, this is not about gay marriage. This is about not protecting religious liberty. And there's a very good chance if this thing gets passed and it looks like it'll be passed with the entire Senate momentarily, and then it goes back to the house. And the house is going to pass it, and Biden's going to sign this into law. And then you will get a knock on the front door of your church from the Internal Revenue Service. That's what this is all about. So here are the 12 senators who joined the Democrats and I'm going to share these names, then you need to call these senators and you need to give them the what for. And then I want you to call us back and tell us what they said. But these are the senators who, by the way, previously were opposed to gay marriage to get elected, but now that they're in office, all of a sudden they've had a change of heart. So here they are. Roy blunt, Richard burr. Shelley capito, Susan Collins, Joni Ernst from Iowa, shame on you, Joni Ernst, Cynthia Loomis, Lisa Murkowski, typical rob Portman, Dan Sullivan, Mitt Romney, Tom tell us and Todd young.

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Veteran civil rights lawyer notes progress in police abuse cases

AP News Radio

00:46 sec | 2 months ago

Veteran civil rights lawyer notes progress in police abuse cases

"After decades of civil rights litigation attorney John barris converting his fame Northern California solo practice into a law partnership I Norman hall John burruss most noted civil rights case was winning a $3.8 million verdict for Rodney King the black motorist severely beaten in 1991 by four Los Angeles Police officers burr says there is a huge difference between king's case and that a George Floyd and Rodney King no one had none of the white community had any idea of what was going on in terms of the police in the black community Black community knew The other difference king's beating was captured on grainy camcorder video there is says cell phones now make his cases easier First question I have now is that video Burris also says there's now more accountability I Norman hall

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Matt Boyle Shares His Predictions for MAGA Success in Congress

America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast

02:18 min | 2 months ago

Matt Boyle Shares His Predictions for MAGA Success in Congress

"Couple of times already, we've mentioned the midterms of Matt Boyle. Here's my big question for you as somebody who knows the swamp better than anyone else who's been following and writing about the politics here for years and years and years. Exciting. Lots of, I mean, what is it? The president Trump is a what a 150 to 9 record of interest. Some absurd best efforts. Best ever times like a thousand. So exciting. Maga candidates, American first candidates crushing it. But here's my big, so what? Okay, they can win. They can come into the house coming to the Senate going to state legislatures. But without a change in leadership, because Matt Gaetz isn't going to be the Speaker of the House, right? We're not going to have a maga leader of the Senate. So it kind of grinds to a halt often November or can America first with president Trump coming around the corner for 2024. Can maga success be reflected actually in Congress? What's your prediction? I think that it's going to very much be reflected in Congress. And so look, this is a long battle that we've been engaged in. So yes, we shocked the world when president Trump won The White House in 2016. But the Republican Party hadn't fully changed yet. It was starting to happen a little bit, right? Some of these good guys were winning primaries in 2012 and 2020. There's very early. So this is played out over the course of the last several elections since then. So now it's happened faster in the house than it has in the Senate. And that's just because House elections are every two years. Senator elections are every 6 years. But look at the Senate picture. Look at these new guys that are coming in to the U.S. Senate. JD Vance is much different than rob Portman. Okay. Ted bud, much different than Richard burr. Eric Schmidt and Missouri, much different than Roy blunt, who's leaving. So in the same goes across the board around the country. So it's each election you want to move the overton window and move things just a little bit more. The right direction and take as much ground as he can in a little bit more than that. We've been seeing that happen in the house. So yes, as Matt Gaetz is going to be the speaker. No, Matt Gaetz is not going to be the Speaker of the House. The speaker is going to be Kevin McCarthy.

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Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Is Transporting Illegals Into the Suburbs

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:27 min | 2 months ago

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Is Transporting Illegals Into the Suburbs

"Governor of Texas, Greg Abbott, has been busing a lot of the illegal alien invaders to Washington, D.C., New York City, and now Chicago. Mayor Lori Lightfoot who is the lesbian mayor, by the way. It's very important. You know, she wants you to know that. And so we're happy to oblige. The lesbian mayor of Chicago is very upset because about 300 illegals have been dumped off in Chicago. And she says it's not fair. It's racist. Just whatever. But now, apparently, Chicago is busing the illegals to the suburbs, and now one of these suburban mayors in burr ridge has a burr under her saddle because she says, wait a second. Why are you guys dumping all the illegals here? Folks, this is brilliant. And all I can say to the governor of Texas and Arizona, you guys keep ordering more buses, fill them up with gas and keep sending these illegals to parts unknown. That's going to make all the difference in the world. And the point is very simple. If the people of the state of Texas have to suffer, then so should the people of Chicago and New York and Washington D.C. and San Francisco and Los Angeles. I want to go

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Edman caps Cardinals' 5-run 9th in 6-5 win over Nationals

AP News Radio

00:31 sec | 3 months ago

Edman caps Cardinals' 5-run 9th in 6-5 win over Nationals

"Tell me if it's two out two run double off of Kyle finnegan kept a 5 run St. Louis 9th inning rally giving the red birds a 6 to 5 win over the nationals It's definitely one of the best experiences I mean to see all your teammates running out to you and just celebrating that win especially after we all grind together for the first 9 innings of that game and yeah definitely one of the best villains on a baseball field Paul goldsmith is his 35th film run of the season for the Cardinals Luke Voight goes deep for the nationals the car's in el central division lead over the second place burr swells to 90 and a half games Mike Reeves St. Louis

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"burr" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

07:55 min | 3 months ago

"burr" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"I've actually, you wouldn't know it from all the ignorant shit I've said so far, but I am a changed person, believe it or not. I am. I had an experience earlier this year. This is all true. Now you don't think so. Some digest your bullshit. Are you saying bullshit, sir? Because you don't believe me, or because you don't want me to leave. Is that what it is? The little angry circle that you're in? Don't be going to get happy now. Don't be going soft on me. Don't start hug people and loving yourself. Then crying when you see some cute hang on to it. Lash out at people. Reach for your pistol under the seat, do it. No, I took mushrooms back in February. For the first time ever. This is the perfect state to tell this story. You guys should literally have mushrooms on your fucking license plate. All right, so here's the deal. I never fucked with anything like that. I was always a booze guy. I was a booze guy. And yeah, you know. All right, relax everybody. I was getting like, I was getting nervous when I get white guys going like, yeah, all right. Build the wall. I'm fucking around. Relax. It's frightening to listen to, but that's what being a guy is. You're not allowed to have emotions. So that's all of that shit comes out when you drink. Do something dumb, so I don't feel stupid. So, yeah, I was always like a booze guy, so like I never fucked with like psychedelics or whatever. So I figured you know, it was just one of those deals. I was out in the desert man, and I was like, all right. I got somebody watching my kids, everything's fine. I'm in my 50s. I gotta do it now, or I'm never gonna do it, right? So this person who may or may not have been my opening act tonight goes, all right, man. He's a good man. He's a good man. He says to me, he goes, all right. He goes, okay, just, you know, just take like, you know, it's always just like, all right, so like how fucked up do you want to get? And there's always like a square, and it's like, okay, don't eat the whole square. Just like bite one corner, lick the other one, and then rub the other ones. Let it absorb in your face or whatever. So I'm like, all right. He goes, how far into it do you want to go? I go, I just want to trip a little bit, nothing fucking crazy. So he goes, fine. So I ate just a little bit. So I get a little nauseous or whatever. At first it feels like I ate some wheat, but then all of a sudden like I noticed shit that's not alive, looks like it's breathing, right? Like the refrigerator looked like it just did a lap around the house. It's kind of. Nothing threatening, you know? It's just like, you know, I need it, you know? TV started getting bigger. It's looking like it's gonna fall on me. All right? And I was doing fine. I was fine. I was like, I know that TV's not getting bigger. And if it is, I don't give a shit. Go ahead. Spill that pixelation all over me. I don't give a fuck. I know I'm tripping. I'm having fun. I'm giggling. I'm laughing at shit. I'm putting things together, right? And everything is fucking great. And all of a sudden, about an hour in. All of a sudden this profound sense of loneliness and not feeling loved just washed over me. Yeah, and I was just like, I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it. This is why I didn't do it. I knew I had too many demons. I knew I wasn't gonna see God and fucking unicorns and slide down the rainbow and roll around in the grass. I fucking knew Satan was coming up. It was gonna be a guy with a knife and shit. I was just like, all right, go ahead. Drag me into the abyss. Let me see how fucked up I am, and this feeling. It just, it just enveloped me. And I don't even know how to describe it. It wasn't even a feeling. It just was. It just was. So I'm freaking the fuck, I'm just sitting there like, what the fuck, I can't get out of it too. Like I could walk a hundred fucking million miles. I can't walk out of it. It just was. So I didn't want them, everybody else is like trippin. I don't want to fucking ruin their trip. So I'm just like, all right, dude, I'm just going to go to the bedroom, you know? And look at her refrigerator. I'm just feeling a little nut. Just playing it off, right? Going in the fucking bedroom. And I'm just laying down in the back of my dude, what the fuck. What the fuck and every time, every time I thought I felt the bottom. It would just just further into the bed. Further into the bed. Further into the bed, so half hour later, my wife comes in. She's like, hey, how you doing? Typical guy. Good. It's gone great. So she's laying next to go, I'm feeling a little nauseous. This is a little bit much for me. And she just laying down. And I'm just feeling this feeling. Not feeling loved, profound sense of loneliness. So now I'm just looking at my wife. My brain just starts going like, oh, fuck, did I marry the wrong person? Why am I looking at? I know that seems fucked up, but once you're married long enough, even not on mushrooms, you have that thought every fucking 6 weeks. You just do something happens. When you just look at the side of their head and just do the math and just think, why did I ever talk to you? I could have just walked by. I didn't have to say hello. We had no relationship. We were nothing. Why did I ever talk? What would happen if I just never talked to you? Every 6 weeks. You think that's a healthy relationship. That means you still held on to a part of yourself. That even though you love this person, you know, you're still, you know, you still want to fucking run around like a Mustang a little bit, right? So anyways, I'm like, okay, I was like, dude, I was freaking me out even more to think my wife and be feeling that. So I was like, fuck, fuck, I need to pull the rip cord. I got to get honest. I gotta get out of this fucking, it's like a giant bean bag. I couldn't get out of it, right? So I was like, oh, fuck. Think about your kids. Think about your kids. Now my kids, I love my kids. And I know they love me. There is no fucking question. And I start thinking about my kids and I still felt that feeling. And I was like, all right. What the fuck is this? Because I know that's bullshit. And I just sort of laid there. And I relaxed, and I went, oh, fuck. I know what this is. This is how I felt growing up. Yeah. This is what the 70s and 80s were like. Both your parents work, you gotta set a keys to the house when you were three. I guess I get the fuck out of my face, though. Watch Bill Burr live at red rocks on Netflix.

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The First Real U.S. Election in 1800

Mark Levin

01:49 min | 4 months ago

The First Real U.S. Election in 1800

"And so what is this challenging elections Electors and The first real election in this country was 1800 That was really the first real election And as Smithsonian magazine put it so long ago but made it such a protracted affair was that state legislatures were elected throughout the year As these assemblies more often than not chose presidential electors you see what I'm saying The assemblies chose presidential electors The state contest to determine them became part of the national campaign In 1800 the greatest surprise among these contests occurred in New York A large crucial state that had given all 12 of its electoral votes to Adams in 1796 Allowing him to eke out a three vote victory over Jefferson The battle for supremacy in the New York legislature to hinged on the outcome in New York City Thanks largely to lopsided winds and working class wards where many voters own no property the Republicans secured all 24 of New York's electoral votes for Jefferson and Aaron Burr For Abigail Adams John's wife that was enough to seal Adam's fate John Dawson a Republican congressman from Virginia declared the republic is safe the Federalist Party are enraged and despair But Adams himself refused to give up hope

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Caller: 'Schedule F' Is a Great Plan

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:50 min | 4 months ago

Caller: 'Schedule F' Is a Great Plan

"Touch, just to kind of reinforce what you were saying earlier. I heard about that schedule F plan. I guess it was maybe Friday. They talked about it on Steve Bannon. Joe Scarborough had somebody on MSNBC talking about it, but I think that is a great plan. I've been thinking about that for a long time and just hope now, but it's going to be implemented. And along with that, you mentioned about doing away with some cabinet departments, like the Department of Education, you know, I'd like to see that extend maybe some other departments that are unnecessary elected apartment of energy. I mean, I can think of the Department of Homeland Security. A lot of these agencies that need to be reformed from the top down such as the FBI, CIA, DoJ, all of that. But Todd, what concerns me and listen to the congressman is something else that I think the Republican Party in the upcoming elections needs to do when I don't see them doing it. And we're just talking about this Friday. I don't see a new contract with America like we had in 1994. It's not enough just to win the midterms and recapture the House and the Senate, but we need to dominate in the way we need to do that is I think to have a contract with America and have every Republican whether then Oregon, Oklahoma, whether you're in South Carolina or South Dakota to sign on to that. And I think it needs to focus on a few things. One, the economy, inflation, the southern border, energy independence, crime, and then lastly, the culture. And reaffirming our commitment to the constitution and the Bill of Rights. Because I voted for a lot of Republicans since 1980 and I can't tell you how many ones I've been disappointed in case in point most recently in 2020 with Tom tillis in two years before that was Richard burr. Well,

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Elena Rybakina wins Wimbledon women's final for 1st Slam

AP News Radio

00:33 sec | 5 months ago

Elena Rybakina wins Wimbledon women's final for 1st Slam

"Elena RoboCop has earned her first Grand Slam singles title with a three 6 6 two 6 two victory over anji burr at Wimbledon Maybe one day in a few days I sit down and I realize what I did but for now I'm super proud We're back and I broke jabber in the opening game of each of the final two sets and used all of the court while taking advantage of sudden miscues by her opponent It was a complete reversal of the opening set when jaber's ground strokes were consistent and showed nerves Jabber was trying to become the first Arab or African woman to win a slam singles title in the professional era I'm Dave

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"burr" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

03:39 min | 5 months ago

"burr" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"I gotta be honest though, you know, I saw a lot of you youngsters didn't wear masks and I got upset at first, but then I did the math. I understand why you didn't wear them. You know what I mean? You knew you were gonna survive? Right? You went to college. You bought the dream. You left with the debt, and there was no jobs. So you played the only card you had. Get COVID and breathe on somebody older with the corner office. That's what you do. All right? Power is not given away. It has to be taken. And people have to die. Historically speaking. People have to go. You know what they're amazed me during all of this. What's the amount of shit that doctors got from non doctors? Slash complete fucking morons. People had to go to summer school. According to my interview every shirt. If you take a little bleach, vitamin D and aspirin, the people are like listening to them. Like my favorite heckle doctors got from people was like, dude, what's the last thing they even cure? What? Fucking polio? It's like, no, HPV. They just came out with the vaccine for HPV. No more warts on your dick. We should be carrying these people around on our shoulders. Thank you. For not having to make me go down to the doctor and be like, that's not a birthmark, is it? Or even worse, you're too shy to go. So you try to do self surgery. With a frozen bud like kids. Freeze it off. But like one of the big sponsors of this comedy tonight. Now they say that, you know, what is the last thing that cured? How about 8? Dude, aids was gonna kill everybody. You get it from fucking. It was over. Now look at it. Now you can get it. They give you one pill. It doesn't even show up on a test. You can go out and bang somebody no condom. They don't even get it. According to my Internet research. Don't listen to me, but I think that that's what I overheard in the bar. It's the last thing they cure. Do you know what fake legs look like when I was a kid? Huh? First of all, there was only one color. It was like bandit color. And everybody knew you had a fake leg, and you fucking walking down the street. You've got a fake leg. What do you think happened? Motorcycle accident. Fell down a flight of stairs. Got impatient with a wood chipper, right? Everybody knew you had a fake leg. Now, if you have fake legs, you're not allowed to compete with people with real legs in the Olympics because not having legs is now more of an advantage than having real legs. Doctors make better legs than God. All right, you calves and your feet flopping around. A no match for a couple of sickles. These people just skiing down the fucking street. You get them by some train tracks that go downhill. You're never going to see them again. Watch Bill Burr presents, friends who kill on Netflix..

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Dinesh on the Controversy Around Ricky Gervais’ New Comedy Special

The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast

01:52 min | 6 months ago

Dinesh on the Controversy Around Ricky Gervais’ New Comedy Special

"Well, Ricky Gervais is back. This time with his new Netflix special, it's called super nature. That means I'm going to watch tonight. We saw a little clip on social media, really great stuff, taking on identity politics, taking on the trends issue. And look, you know, interesting thing about Ricky Gervais, and I think probably the same thing could be said of Dave Chappelle. Here are a few quotes from Gervais. He goes, he goes, I'm going to leave it into annoy people. He goes, in other words, comedy is not about respecting taboos. He goes, I talk about aids, famine, canceled the Holocaust rape pedophilia, but know the one thing you mustn't joke about his identity politics. He goes, the one thing you should never joke about is the trans issue. They just want to be treated equally. He goes, I agree. That's why I include them. What a profound statement. You want to be treated equally. Well, that includes the right to be lambasted along with the rest of us. So Ricky Gervais is not willing to make some kind of immunity. And Netflix now I think is beginning to realize that look, you know, it's one thing to start Netflix has a woke staff. And when Chappelle did his special called the closer, the Netflix left us all said, what we're going to do a walkout and they were trying to bring the company to its knees. But it seems like Netflix even though run by a leftist big Obama worshipper. They kind of Netflix regrouped. And I think they realized, wait a minute, you know, we, we got rid of Luis. CK, we got rid of Bill Burr. We got rid of Dave Chappelle. We got rid of Ricky Gervais. Well, who's left? What happens to comedy when comedy becomes nothing more than something that is captive to the prejudices of this woke

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Tight Pennsylvania GOP Senate race; Mastriano wins gov nod

AP News Radio

00:52 sec | 7 months ago

Tight Pennsylvania GOP Senate race; Mastriano wins gov nod

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"burr" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

02:15 min | 8 months ago

"burr" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"They've had McDonald's my whole life. People weren't this fucking fat, right? It's not their fault. You can't pin it on them, but McDonald's fucked up. They fucked up because they gave in to out of shape people. And they said, all right, fine, fine. It's our fault. We'll start making salads. And then they got on their heels. They got on their heels. Everybody sensed it, and now look at them. Four or 5 years later, now they've got to make breakfast all day. Because you know what happened? All the potheads showed up going, well, hey man, if you're going to make him a salad, like what if I want like a breakfast thingy and it's like, it's not breakfast. You're going to hook him up, but you're not going to hook me up. That's like food racism or something, man. I just don't understand. Like, fine, we'll start making the breakfast. They just completely lost their way. I swear to God, dude, if I was running that corporation, this is what I would do. You know what I would do? I'd bring that clown back. I'd bring the cloud back, okay? And I just have that thing. Just look right down the barrel of the camera. Have a little bit of dry ice in the background. You just come right in tight on his face. And he just looks right in the camera and just goes, look. If you can't get your fat ass down here. By ten 30 in the morning? You're getting a burger. All right? No, no. The clown ain't finished. I'm not making pancakes at 3 o'clock in the afternoon because you did blow all night with your Friends and you just getting your shit together, all right? Make no mistake. This is a burger joint. It's always been a burger joint. We did that breakfast thing as a favor, you know? We were just trying to freak out IHOP. We're doing it too. We're doing it too. You wrote mother will make your pancakes a 3 o'clock in the afternoon, okay? So get your fat ass or your drugged up ass down here before ten 30. We decided it's our place. We tell you what the fuck we're making. All right? That's it. Take them out. And he pushes a kid on his swing. Something nice. Watch Bill Burr, walk your way out, only on Netflix..

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"burr" Discussed on Encyclopedia Womannica

Encyclopedia Womannica

06:28 min | 9 months ago

"burr" Discussed on Encyclopedia Womannica

"This women's history month of umana is sponsored by LinkedIn. Let's talk about what's professional today. On LinkedIn, important conversations are happening around what it means to be a professional. Right now, LinkedIn members are talking about things like needing more flexibility around where we work, how we work, and even taking time away from work to focus on family or mental health. Because those things should not stunt career development and growth. Instead, they should enhance it as we show up on our own terms. Professional is ours to define. And your authentic self is your professional self. Post your truth, show the world the authentic professional you. And join the conversations redefining professional on LinkedIn. LinkedIn, welcome professionals. Hello. From wonder media network, I'm Jenny Kaplan, and this is will manica. This month we're highlighting innovators, women who helped shape the world we live in today. Our romantic of the day today shaped how we see the world around us. Let's talk about Catherine burr blodgett. Catherine was born in 1898 in Schenectady, New York. Her father, George, was a patent attorney at General Electric. Tragically, George died before Catherine was born. As a child, Catherine showed a keen interest in math and science. She elected to attend Bryn mawr college where she studied physics. During her senior year of college, Catherine toward the research labs at GE. Her tour guide, the chemist and inventor Irving langmuir had known Catherine's father. Irving encouraged Catherine to pursue further education if she wished to join his lab. Catherine took the advice and completed a master's in chemistry at the University of Chicago. After graduating in 1918, Catherine became Irving's assistant, and eventually GE's first ever female research scientist. At another of Irving's recommendations, Catherine continued to break barriers in education. In 1926, she became the first woman to graduate with a doctorate in physics from Cambridge University. Following her doctorate, Catherine returned to GE to work alongside Irving. At GE Irving developed a means of producing one molecule thick oily films on surfaces. He'd go on to win the Nobel Prize in chemistry in 1932 for his discoveries and surface chemistry. During this time, Catherine's work was also instrumental in another area of research. The refinement of tungsten filament in electric lamps. But soon Catherine and Irving returned to their study of surface films. Catherine discovered that each time a surface such as metal or glass was dipped in the films, it reflected a unique color. She realized that she could therefore measure the thickness of these films with extreme accuracy. Her resulting invention could measure films within 1 millionth of an inch. These precise measurements came in handy. As Catherine studied the effect of the layers, she realized that she could reduce the glare that reflected off of the glass based on how many layers she applied. When Catherine applied 44 single molecule layers of the soapy liquid, equivalent to four one millionths of an inch thick. Reflections on the glass were all but gone. It was such a marvel at the time that the December 27th, 1938 edition of The New York Times covered the invention. Stating in a headline, glass invisible by use of film. It featured a photo of Catherine in her lab and included the following description. Discovery of a coating that makes glass invisible was announced today by doctor Katherine B blodgett. The code of glass does not reflect light from any angle, no matter how strong the glare. Clock dial face and showcase glass and windows appear not to exist. Eyeglasses would not bother wearers with reflections of stray beams from side or behind. At the time of Catherine's discovery, soapy film layers could be easily wiped off from surfaces. Scientists went on to build off of her technology to create a more permanent fusion. Today, non reflective glass is ubiquitous from computer screens to camera lenses to eyeglasses. With the start of World War II, Catherine pivoted to help the war effort. Her work led to effective ice removal from planes and the development of a smokescreen that may have saved thousands of lives. Throughout the rest of her career, Catherine won many accolades. She received 6 patents before she retired from GE in 1963. After more than 40 years with the company. In 1979, at the age of 81, Catherine passed away in her home in Schenectady. All month, we're talking about innovators. For more information and for pictures of some of the work we're talking about, find us on Facebook and Instagram at will manica podcast. Special thanks to Liz Kaplan, my favorite sister and co creator. As always, we'll be taking a break for the weekend. Talk to you on Monday. Hey there, it's Jenny with some exciting news. Bo manica is hosting our first in person event since the pandemic started. In honor of women's history month, we're teaming up with New York's first women owned brewery to Leia to host a woman a themed trivia night. We'll have specialty cocktails and beer plus prizes for the top three teams. We'll also be joined by the board chair of the ERA coalition, Kimberly peeler Allen, and ERA coalition staff for Vivian Pong to talk with us about the work they do. The event is free to attend and a link to sign up can be found in the show notes or on the women manica Instagram. So grab your Friends, brush up on your history and join us at the tele tap room on Wednesday, March 9th, at 7.

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"burr" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

03:03 min | 11 months ago

"burr" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"You don't want afraid of. You know I'm afraid of robots. Yeah, I saw one get someone get interviewed on 60 minutes. The top journalistic program in the United States. And he's just sitting there getting interviewed, not nervous at all, just rattling off all the fucking answers, you know? Not smoking, not fucking, you know, leaking oil, whatever you would do is a nervous robot, right? And the report is asking him questions and in the end, he goes, so tell us he's like, he's like, what are your goals? And I am alone in a hotel room. And I literally lean towards the TV. I'm like, these fucking things have goals? And the fucking robot just answers. He just goes to he goes, what are your goals? The robot goes out to become smarter than human beings. Yeah. And the report is just blows by it. He's like, okay, and what's your favorite color? Meanwhile, I'm standing on my bed yelling at the TV like, dude, I'm plugged that fucking thing. Take the batteries out. Pour the wok, pull the wires out, do something. How many sci-fi movies do you have to see before you realize where this is going? So anyways, every smart person, every super smart person in the world is saying these fucking things are going to kill us. Even your boy here, the guy who he recently died. What was his name? He was always sitting down. Hawkins, Stephen Hawkins, yeah. Two good the fucking stand up and make his point just sit down all fucking sparring. Oh, I care so much. I poured ice on myself. And I showed off my abs at the same time for the gram. Now, I'm just fucking with you. I'm so glad that guy's fucking dead though. Look at you guys. Your heart, how much longer do you want him to suffer? You don't believe in an afterlife, maybe he's up there now. He's fucking legs work. He's getting angelic blow job. How much longer do you want him to fucking sit there? So you can feel better by yourself. Well, at least I'm not all fucking twisted up. Saying smart shit, right? I couldn't fucking stand that guy. He was so fucking negative. He never had anything positive to say. Hey, Steve, what do you got for us today? In 2035, there'll be no more apples. Thank you, Steve. Thanks a lot. Wasn't thinking about that. Now I am. Hey, so what's the solution? It's too late. We need it to 40 years ago. Thanks a lot, buddy. I'm gonna go cry with my child now. Dude, I can hang with that, I would that guy for about three minutes before I took the break off his chair and just send him into the other run. Hey, Steve, come back here. We've got some dumb and positive to say. Stream Bill Burr, paper Tiger,.

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GOP state officials push back on employer vaccine mandate

AP News Radio

00:59 sec | 1 year ago

GOP state officials push back on employer vaccine mandate

"Dozens of lawsuits are already being filed against president Biden's upcoming mandate that larger employers require employees to be vaccinated against Kobe nineteen or face weekly testing attorneys general for about a dozen GOP led states have announced that they will work to block the labor rule from taking effect January fourth south Carolina's Alan Wilson called it garbage and unconstitutional North Carolina senator Richard Burr spoke out against mandates back away from mandates and instead use your platforms to educate encourage informed the daily wire a conservative media company has filed a challenge already in federal court as did companies in Michigan and Ohio but the Biden administration is voicing confidence it does have the right through OSHA to enforce workplace safety rules Jackie Quinn Washington

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"burr" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

07:10 min | 1 year ago

"burr" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"Of the mayoral candidate will be by coastal bipartisan with the Middle Eastern crisis. It's in that flirting program the deadlines may 11th. You have to start the bullying with the superintendent of the oriental. And the conversation would come around to me. I felt like I was like 8 years old. I'd just be like, hey, did anybody see you too video? Raccoon stole the cash food. And the cow was scratching him and the raccoon didn't carry just came in like this like George Foreman. A week out of your hands. I'll study it here. I didn't know the answer. He scooped it up and he ran away on pause. Do you guys know they had hits? Yeah. So now I'm married to the next move. It's just supposed to have a kid. Which I would love to do, but I'm 46 years old. I'm just thinking it's too fucking late, you know? Come on, man, I'm gonna have a kid. I'm gonna die natural causes when the kids in 5th grade. Throwing them a frisbee. We are seeing a Saturday. They had to do a faceplant. I can't stand them all dead sleeping again. Yeah, I feel hopelessly behind. All my Friends have kids. Most of my friends who have kids are cool. But I got a couple of those who think now that they have a kid. That I don't understand anything anymore. You know, it's people. Most basic shit. Hey, man, it's kind of cold out today. I'll do it. You don't understand. You don't understand cold. So you got a two year old with a bit of his ass, and you're trying to get chocolate off the Ellen's face. All right, all right, I get it. I get it. You have a more complex life, but I still understand being cold. He's shattering. Kind of lets me know, right? I just tried 6. Mine just turned 7. I just feel hopelessly behind. You know, so what I'm actually thinking of doing, I'm thinking about adopting. You know? Absolutely, recycle. You know? Yeah, big globally at locally. Everything doesn't have to be brand new. You know? Like when you redo your kitchen, you got custom up taught, you got Ikea down the bottom. I'd love to adopt. It's a great thing to do. But if I do it, I'm not telling any of my friends. I'm just going to show up with the kid one day. Just to piss him off, right? I understand 6. Mind just turned 7. I'd love to just show up with an 8 year old like Domino's. Yeah, now I get to tell you what you don't understand. 7 year old where did I turn 8? Hey, it's such a funny game. Terrible tooth. Try the incidents which is bad. They're just there. Well, their issues. Dude, I should do it though. I should adopt. I think it's a great thing to do. And I already know what I want to get. I do. I want to get like an O 7 O 8. Always garage. Good dentition. You know what I would love to do? I love the rescue some kid that works in a sweatshirt. Let me find the kid that made this shirt. Just show up at the factory like, hey. How are you doing? You're going back to the stage. L shaped house last week TV. Got the dog refugee sewing. Are you? Coming on with me. Yeah. Dude, how easy? How easy would that kit be to race? After the hell he's been through, all I gotta do is let him sit down. I am immediately the greatest human being this kid has ever met. Just bring him, yeah, man. Have a seat. Are you to sit after? Laid out on the couch, she'd be like, it's like a clown. It's like a clown. And I'll get him a bowl of fritos. Put on cricket or soccer, one of those sweatshop sports. I don't know. He would love me. That's my first draft pick. All right? Coming out of the gate with that. In the second round, I probably get like probably got like an O 5 boy soldier. Yeah, sure up the offensive line. You gotta protect the blind side. Yeah, that's all fucked up the world is. There's little boys out there fighting in wars. So that's a twofer. I can drag him out of that hell. Give him something of what's left of his childhood and God forbid if the dollar ever collapses, right? Shit goes south zombies takeover. I got back up. You know? Everybody thinks I'm gonna be the problem. Meanwhile, I got this sawed off Chuck Norris. Standing next to me, 170 kills. Confirmed fucking kills. They're not stories. To make a flamethrower of like a vacuum cleaner and a toaster. You can't cook stuff, right? I gotta be honest with you. I feel like I'd have to go easy on the discipline with the boy soldier. You know? I might be nuts, but I feel like I could come down on the sweatshop kit. All right? I just can't get in there and clean up your goddamn room. I'm getting sick of this shit. Those are you two if you want. But yeah. I mean, I had a line all day, mister. Don't even stop. Don't even start that shit. Don't even start that shit. You say that every time. Yes, you do. Every fucking time you say that. You know the answer. Now, you want me to say it again, fine. I'll break it down to you, okay? You know what? You know why? You know why? You want to know why? 'cause you're so. All right? Yeah. Get to. You so. Dude, he's fucking killed people. You understand that? No, he doesn't. He doesn't have to make his bed too. No, he doesn't. Because he doesn't sleep in the bed. He's out in the bushes all night talking to him. Breaking me the fuck out. All right? Fuck you. Fuck you. He scares me too. He scares me too. Don't even start catching. You wanted a big brother. I got you one. Start that shit, all right? All right, you're right, you're right. Okay, stop crying. Stop crying, okay? For me yelled at you. I just thought I could fucking, you know, bring him in, you know? Give him a couple of pop tarts. I figured he'd chill out. Fucking sitting there looking through his eyebrows doing that full metal jacket shit, you know? Now you can't give him back. It doesn't work that way. No, hey, there he is. There he is. What's up buddy? What's going on? We were just talking about you, you know? You just now just doing like a little surprise thing. You feeling all right? Feeling all right. You're not looking through those eyebrows, huh? Everything okay? Watch Bill Burr. I'm sorry, you feel that way. Only on Netflix..

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Katie Hopkins Is the Most Banned Woman on the Planet

The Eric Metaxas Show

01:24 min | 1 year ago

Katie Hopkins Is the Most Banned Woman on the Planet

"By name is katie hopkins and for people that say. I have no clue who you are. And that's my favorite kind of person. Isn't it because then you just normal. I am just normal. But i am and i introduced myself as a straight white christian conservative married mother of three children. And i'm proud of all of those things because those things are all the wrong things to be these days and despite never having broken law despite never having owed anyone any money or never having harmed anyone. Apart from my first husband was fine. I am the most banned woman on the planet banned from south africa. Banned from australia. Banned from wales. I don't have a bank account. After trump tweeted. They took my twitter no way. We're i think we're confusing categories. You i think part of what you're saying has to do with the covert madness right. You're not allowed to go to certain countries or something. Is that what we're talking about now. No i'm banned from south africa for reporting on the genocide of white farmers. I spent three months living on white farms in south africa. In any of your burr south african audience which you'll have plenty of most of my audience are bores. Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen. You've been a great audience. We're here down to three

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Episode 29 Drew Harrison On Sounding Like John Lennon

Planet LP

00:56 sec | 1 year ago

Episode 29 Drew Harrison On Sounding Like John Lennon

"Look just like them. You know because because because we're we do so much trying to sound like them hamburg energy musical authenticity. That's kind of our credo and hamburg energy is rock and roll and that was the day of the clubs just passionate out reckless abandoned with the four four time signature and a backbeat. Just go but you do have to study and you do have to listen to songs and you have to listen to them over and over again over time you get it and there's one other thing that that i think is kind of important i don't try to go. I'll get all up in the way that stuff and play that. I try to just without sounding so self-important singing like john lennon. That's after all it's about catching the bird in his voice. And i had that burr well You know there's this little just a scream like sorry about that. I was impressed level. That could be my ringtone have already

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Climate Change Blamed for Havoc in Northeast US Floods

Here & Now

02:06 min | 1 year ago

Climate Change Blamed for Havoc in Northeast US Floods

"The northeast still cleaning up all of the destruction caused by the remnants of hurricane ida last week at least fifty people died and while residents in some public health officials were surprised by the severe weather. Storms like this or what. Scientists have long warned about jeff brady from npr's climate team reports in bridgeport pennsylvania about one in the morning thursday vernon perry says the nearby river was rising and the fire department. Woke him up. They just were saying evacuate. Now get out the only chance you to go. Now get out run. There wasn't even time to move his car. It's flooded like others on this street a front loader hauls them to waiting trucks at the end of the muddy blocked. Brenda night is sitting under front step next to the sidewalk. Where a pipe. Gushes water into the street. It's being pumped up from her basement. The water came up to the first floor here and first floor. My rug was soaking wet in. There has whether she expected such a severe storm because of climate change. Not at all. This is a complete surprise. We had no idea of the magnitude of the damage. That was going to be called even new york governor. Kathy hokuto who talks about climate change fueling. More severe storms was surprised. We did not know that between eight fifty nine fifty pm that the heavens literally open up and bring niagara falls level water to the streets of new york. It's one thing to talk about the effects of climate change. It's another to experience them. Says burnet. woods blackie chief meteorologist with climate centro even. If you said to her there was going to be over three inches of rain in one hour if she's never seen that what does that mean. What does that look like. What does that look like on the ground. Same for the rest of us but we're getting more examples. There was superstorm. Sandy new york and new jersey nine years ago. The pacific northwest now understands what days of one hundred plus degree weather is like and across the country more people are experiencing wildfires and hazardous smoke.

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Lyft, Uber to Defend Drivers Sued Under Texas Abortion Law

CNBC's Fast Money

01:19 min | 1 year ago

Lyft, Uber to Defend Drivers Sued Under Texas Abortion Law

"At a news. Alert on uber contested. Burs got the story contessa. Hi melissa what we have just heard from. Dr nassar shot. He is that he's coming forward and clapping competitor. Lift on the back for the actions that it's taking in texas and saying it's going to match that. So here's what happened. Lift him forward and said that they were going to start a legal defense fund for any of the drivers who got accused under this new texas abortion law antiabortion law of assisting women receive now illegal abortions in the state of texas lift would set up a legal defense fund to defend those drivers and just a short time ago. Dara had tweeted out that He thought that that was the right. Decision on lifts part and they were planning to have uber matt. Make the same move So uber now also will cover legal legal fees for drivers in the same way. And there's dr thank. Thanks for the push. Logan green. That drivers should not be put at risk for gani people where they want to go. Melissa basically the premise contest is that even rideshare drivers. Who take women to these appointments are seen as aiding these women in an illegal abortion at this point and could be fine and so so at that point. The companies will step in and cover the legal fees.

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Apple Settles Class Action Lawsuit With App Developers

The Vergecast

01:31 min | 1 year ago

Apple Settles Class Action Lawsuit With App Developers

"Apple settled a hundred million dollar lawsuit time. Can you walk through. What was this lawsuit. And what was the settlement so apple there is a class action lawsuit from a variety of developers Who said that. The app store was monopoly. That apple was you know being unfair. It was an improper monopolization to the market. It was filed in twenty nineteen and apple is settled that wall street this week with one hundred million dollars settlement that includes clarifying. Some of its policy is about some rules on irs. They're making one hundred. Million dollar fund develop burs thirty million dollars of which is going to be used to pay lawyers. And if you're a smaller iowa's developer you'll you'll probably get some money out of this. They're also going to do things like not change. How app store works for minimum of. I think three years and they're going to keep the small business. The app store small business program which says that if you earn less than one million dollars a year you can apply to get fifteen percent cut your sales instead of thirty percent so that will stay unchanged for the next three years also in its current form which is if you make less than a million and you could do that the day that you go over and you know you make a million dollars once again. Subject to the thirty million a thirty percent cut so that's not changing in either direction And there will be more price points for apps so instead of selling app for like a dollar you'll be able to in theory sal for like a dollar fifty or a dollar eighty. There's like more than five hundred points coming right now. There's one hundred. So

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"burr" Discussed on Podker

Podker

04:57 min | 1 year ago

"burr" Discussed on Podker

"I contrast these enough is look at your apartment and trying to save if there's anything you can say because he never maybe flips contains qods off the handle something like this happens or something like that and you can get a bit of a clue of what you could save the next time or what to look for art. So yeah. that's those the hanes cars and we'll be back with more of the session next week and onto the interview with melissa. I'm this guest has had three world series of poker final titles including the two thousand. Fourteen park applies championship. They're ace cars. Does in that means the east coast of the united states is america. So i think it's thought foxwoods i say it's sort of area high stakes progress and also fondly. Maybe even burst famously. Over the park comedy tweets would be was up. Listen for having me without introduction was up to your usual standard are now. You've been on a few podcast. What they usually size that a bit rot. I mean that's pretty accurate. I mean the. I also have eaten sixty five chicken nuggets in an hour so if we're putting accolades on there we can't miss that one. It was for a profit. Yeah during the pandemic we were really bored of by talking about the pandemic because it is very difficult to watch. American polka plays return to the tables way here in australia. I think the kremlin's open for example in batori for all of two weeks before being shutdown between lockdown. Now where do you playing a you at the bike. Are you going to vegas playing so actually. The pandemic really kind of triggered like an oncoming retirement from professional poker. And you know everyone says things happen for a reason. I i tend to believe it. In this case because i was getting pretty frustrated with a lot of different aspects of poker at that time and then really they took the choice out of my hands because pandemic and it just turned out to be a perfect time for me to transition in my life it allowed me to start a business like i was forced in opportunities so i actually have not played a single hand of live poker since two thousand nineteen wow. I've played online a little bit. You know. I played the world series event last year though. Hide or better. The one lonely mixed game they had But yeah no. I haven't stepped foot into a poker room or handled cards in. It's coming up on two years soon. So i and. I don't really know how a lot of people went back. It seems like kind of frustrating environment. I don't think that i would fried in that kind of environment with the mass and the plexiglas and the pandemic and everything i mean i have raging anxiety as it is so it didn't it wasn't the best idea for me. I guess i've got to ask the first thing that comes to mind if you you know. Is this the first time you've retard because i've got a lot of friends who i've never doing this again and then it's a pretty good guy on tuesday it states house..

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"burr" Discussed on Your Mom's House

Your Mom's House

05:35 min | 1 year ago

"burr" Discussed on Your Mom's House

"Loved it. Racetracks put a ban on coolers better. Thank twice because of i found out about it disrespect if you hear me disrespect us. Don't disrespect us. Fuck your mother. This is the the me this guy is. He's right. I love his. He loves racing so much still went. Yeah you still want. He bought the tickets. What was he going to do. He's not gonna come back. You gotta i mean that is literally part. It's like banning hotdogs getting think about. I mean for the average guy buying a ticket going to the races and he goes. Well i can bring this twelve pack or whatever and then you go to the speedway and you buy it there and it's fucking the cost of one. Beer is the fucking twelve pack. You would have brought you know. Fox them you can do all kinds of shit. I've only With nate bar. Grazia daytona five hundred. I went to the talladega. The indy five hundred have been a couple of formula one races. Go to the. I want to go to the formula one race in austin kenya. Oh my god. I mean i. I drove on that track a couple of weeks ago which was amazing. Yeah and then you look at the at the stands and you're like this has got to be wild to watch the race here. Well if you really want. I f one is finally good this year because lewis hamilton. The guy's fucking amazing. It's multi podcasts. Always crying about something win. Not happy seven in a row. Yeah it's like the guy can't win enough but that's why he's also great but he also like this is the first year. Like mercedes is having problems with the car So max verstappen has been doing well. I mean i've. I've only been checking out. Because i i watched g. gp which is the The motorcycle racing. Because you see like the passing is fucking insane in that like you could have on the final lap. They had a couple like last couple of years marc marquez in andres yo had a couple of races where they passed each other like three times on the final lap was was nuts. Yeah and just watching guys on motorcycles going over two hundred miles an hour knees a centimeter off the ground on those things. It's crazy. yeah yeah yeah. And they I don't know they have like airbags and ship when they let go. Somehow it like. I saw one racist. I got exceed won the race and you just want herbs all excited. He set off his fucking arab really. What made it sound like doesn't get like a michelin guy. But like they're already yes so then it becomes difficult. I think were difficult to ride the bike. Jesus yeah good times. I like this guy. Fucking cheap conce. How much money do you have to make yachts not big enough to fuck. You are fuck your mother in the ass. Show some respect for race fans. That's what i love which he was. Cursing shows some mother puck and respect. That will cut punch your grandmother. Show some respect appreciate us. Raise fares a all right guys. I don't know if there's any ticket full dental your goddamn dog in front of children. Respect me respect us right. It's fans you mother fucker. I'll kill your dog and put it in your cooler. How about that. If you disrespect me. I'll suck your dogs dick off to all right bill burr in front of the cat. Let's you deal with the ramifications. You're backing on tour. Bill burr dot com slash events. He's going to bunch of fancy techno fuck and colour out say no texas dates. You said fuck texas this cooler band. Many comedians out there. I can't get a date. See bill live checkout podcasts and Dude thank you for making this trip over. Thank you for having me. I appreciate you too. We are loving this new bill off such a creature christine by christina. This grumbling nothing. You just Moscow has gone down on mice from side by a baby. I a com. Have some fun my house is..

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"burr" Discussed on Your Mom's House

Your Mom's House

05:32 min | 1 year ago

"burr" Discussed on Your Mom's House

"One of the best comedians working today. You know him the more money. More podcast and the bill bird podcast. It's bill burr a bill. Hey how's it going up christina. A she's doing fine. She seems a little shocked. Awake the glasses though. Say like you know intellect it does makes her smarter than she is to. It's my idealized version of christina. Yep that's going in there but there's no words coming out perfect and she's ready for you not the deal with any shit. Yep lover. I love you progressive. Thank you it is. Isn't it crazy that there really is like. You made women great again america that i miss this. He actually looks like you know when they used to do those shows whether it was the nerdy check. They put a hot actress sunglasses. Yeah and you can see. She's like it's obviously. This is the porn star version of it. Maybe you could do that. You could do like the porn star version of that. Hey why don't we look at just a big -tated blonde porn star to sit in on the next episode. You sure i'll get right on it. Okay thank you go there. He goes on the casting sheet tinted porn star to sit in with a shocked look on her face swearing glasses and the whole time she has ever have mouth open. Yes otherwise teller. It's good exposure. What happens you become the devil when you start booking stuff start. Paying people and exposure the exposure the exposure. Yeah that was a thing that would happen for people that don't know when you're when you're stand up and use like start working you get booked on these like this'll be a web thing we own the will own the set but a lot of people will see it and you'll get great exposure. You're like okay. You start selling out venues then go to those venues and then those promoters will fuck you over there. Yeah pass over the fuck over there. Yeah that's what the whole thing. Yeah get paid and exposure for. Yeah that was like the first fifteen years of my career. Yeah and then there was the thing. Did you ever do a half hour a presents or anything like that or you did. I don't know how if yours was super effective. I remember that. When i booked when i got it. They're like your road. Business is going to change. And i was like really in. They're like oh yeah which is why were underpaying. Wonder if you're not gonna have any room for the money that we we gonna give it to. You know i i did mine i i work totally clean because they had that archaic beep is what they were using. And then i did. Is little amount of time as jose a lot. Because i knew i didn't. I didn't have the final edit right. So i'm not going to give this guy saw guys do like forty fifty minutes and it's like dude. You don't even know if this person knows you understand your acts. And now they can just turn into a mess so they needed like what twenty two minutes yup like. You had to do. At least twenty-six. I did twenty six so all so all they did was. They took a bit out so that worked And then i worked like totally clean because it's like well if you're going to beep it then i'll figure out how to just just do it clean which was sort of a fun exercise as not who i am but it didn't. It didn't do anything. Hbo and hbo getting on opening anthony at the same time when it was for jim was the first thing that got me like east coast markets and san francisco and a little bit in chicago and that that is when you started to notice the change like the that the tickets were selling i in in those markets. Yeah there was a it was a few but it was like mostly like san francisco is hbo the whole east coast a special. Yeah but i mean but opening anthony. I don't think they they were that big in san francisco but all like opium. Anthony got me like tristate area up to boston out to like cleveland and down to like dc. But the second. I got into virginia. It just dipped nothing. Nothing virginia all the way down to miami. All the way across tex-mex arizona. That was all a wasteland in colorado. Hbo special healthy like when they would like those really like nerdy comedy towns nerdy and a good way i think they actually saw the specials and then Like the blue collar sort of northern cities was opie and anthony. And then i just wasn't on anything that like Southern or south west. Yeah a lot of the midwest. We're gonna see you know what i mean like they are sort of existed on different Circles you feel like neck because no one of the things i noticed. Is that a lot of times now. Comedians like people. We know friends people. You know you're at the store with will get a movie or something and it will do nothing and and it's not like the movie didn't do well or the part like they did great but it doesn't create the same traction it used to. But then i think of something like the man delorean which you were in Both seasons but you had like your own episode basically on the second season it's a phenomenal series in the episode is amazing. Do you feel like can you sense that that has any effect like does it bring because it's such a i don't think it does. I know i think the.

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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

05:40 min | 1 year ago

"burr" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"The reviewers this is where i dig into the reviews on apple podcasts. And we comment on them. In a way we're kind of reviewing the reviewers themselves hence the name review the reviewers. Thank you someone finally got it. This is a five star review. Okay that's good to know and the whole thing is really in the subject title. The i'll read the whole thing. Just because i think it's really important second thought but first of all did you ever get that mortgage paid off. Now they're referring to the beach house mortgage to remember that we used to do the ads for you really quickly. This person goes on to say just wondering relisting and it reminded me. I love you. Sonal and matt konan. You're all right and you pick the ones that you want to read Well that we're not just just pulled out of a hat it was. There's no wearing a. You're looking through a hat for six hours one. What's up with the beach house. Remember the whole was that these ads were paying off this beach house of years and then we never the very beginning of the podcast. I used to say it was just a joke. I would say well. I'm bought this beach house. And i put down too much money and we like the idea that i would talk about how i was. I'd gotten myself into a bit of a financial bind. Then i would get here seagulls in the background in waves crashing. And then. i'll just say you know. State farm just amused us for a while and then it just kind of went away because it stopped amusing us as much but i think in the beginning it was kind of funny sell fine. I enjoyed that. What we would do is have you know sony would always say. Haven't you pay the beach house down yet. Say well and then it was always me making a bad financial decision that got us deeper into the hole. So say i'd i built a deck in. You'd say oh you built a yeah. I built a deck. And they told me to use teak but didn't and the debt costs a lot of money and instead i used balsa as the woods swelled up got washed away and i i borrowed money against the mortgage to build what you borrowed money and then i was in more trouble and then i go anyway. Snapple has a new flavor and it was the transition that was making us chuckle after a while we realized would spend about forty minutes talking about the beach house before we got to the ad. Yeah and it wasn't efficient. No it was kind of a fund joke but man just to get to a couple of ads that would otherwise take twenty seconds to read. I would do forty minutes of exposition about this fake and we were all enjoying it. I think it's one of those things that just had its time and then we moved on yes and i dare say maybe we got too lazy to invent whole fake reasons. Why i needed to do the. Has i know almost three years ago. Was it really when we started doing that. Yeah well i have to say. The pandemic screwed up my sense of time completely. But you know for all time sake. Maybe we'll throw in a different conceit. Sometimes just for just for all time sake you never have to know. I bought a racehorse. Yeah i bought a racehorse. And i thought it was making good investment. It was very expensive fast. Can you actually erase. It is not. This is embarrassing. It's not technically a horse talk. I'm gonna put segel's waves under this. Yeah do that turns out. And i don't know horseflesh that well and but it's a mule. Oh no and it's got a gamy right left leg. I said right left rear left leg and also right left leg. Its left in its right. Legs front switched. I was so i paid. Ray sources are very expensive to pay for this six hundred and fifty thousand dollars. I thought it was a pure breed. And i thought that this was the offspring of told of a horse that won the kentucky derby. Oh yeah i i. I saw a photo of it. I bought it online. And then i did event now and i know you'll can't even in my right can't even have a baby so you out it's sterile. Scott milky is weird mielke is. It can't see well. So i had to get fitted for glasses. Yeah just so you know it can see if it's going to race and i still determined that it race so i got it orthopedic shoes and glasses the avid jackie. Well that's the other problem any self respecting jockey refuses to get on it so you have to do it. No i'm too big. But i'm going to get a child a child that doesn't know any better one of sonya's twins dress it. Yeah probably one of sonya's twins will ride. It has to be at least three years old so it can get its legs around the top of the mule but anyway. That's what we're going to do that. i just i. My wife is very upset with me. And i'm in a bit of a whole yeah financially which leads us to this. Next add bombo. Yeah bamba socks. Yeah ever by a mule away. That's not it ever feel your feet. Need socks will bombed does it man. They do it every time. They really engineer those socks and they put a lot of thought which i wish i had done when i bought the fucking newell with the milky is the screwed up legs and tried to enter it in a real race..

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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

01:41 min | 1 year ago

"burr" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Little shit kid. That's what what block but at some point you look over like not slacking soft walk all over them. Not saying you've got to bite him. Give a growl. Snap the jaws. Let him know what he's dealing with. My i'd love to have a dog again. I always wanted a bulldog. But i just can't imagine having a bulldog in this heat out here as a worry about. Don't bulldogs have bad hips. And they start to fall apart. After that says german shepherds got the bad hips the the bulldogs some flap in the them out. You gotta get it removed. It's like they were genetically mute. They created by people with lots of breeding. And then they've got some flaw. That makes their life a living. Hell don't they yeah they. I don't know. I really would love to have somebody explained to me how you breed a wolf down to a bulldog for these specific job of want. They like the bite a bully in the nose. I don't know the half my knowledge was given to in a barroom. I don't know what it's like. This dog like the fox how they like bread it so it could be like with the pointy snout in long body so he could go down the fucking hole and get the goddamn thing or something like that. Yeah it's like how do you how blocking perverted are you. If you're sick if you think of like a german scientists you know thinking about how we're going to breed this down we're gonna get this amp so that it has a long thin paws reach into a window and grab a jewel you know they. It's amazing. I bet if that dog over at the legs on that dog that dog fuck.

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"burr" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

01:33 min | 1 year ago

"burr" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Have no idea the pressure. I was under to keep those plastic bins fill full. God knows he wasn't around to pour the milk. Nobel we can help sona. Sona is about to give birth to win boy. She's never had kids before. And i'm telling you she has. She has a little dog okie. And she's he's gotta go. She gets avid. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me though. I keep telling her she says oh that. This dog is the center of our lives. Oh look with oak. Did we got all these pictures of okay. We found a funny hat for okay to wear this great she intact. Okay and i told the minute these twins show up sewer. You're not even going to feed that dog again. It's going to be mafia war between the dog and the baby and they just going to look at each other and it just gonna know somebody has to go. No you ever see sophie's choice know. How big is that dog. She's a little fifteen pounds as a matter. How big the dog doesn't this is what you do. You want to keep the dog. You gotta be gotta get those little loop things metal luke. Things put in every room. And then you get a short lease and you just have to have the chain to the wall the entire time. I know it might be great with kids. Yeah it might eat a fine. You never know the fun thing with dogs. I had to get rid of my dog. You did jan what happened. Why did i was a man about it. I wasn't like these people that fucking took her to a shelter. Would you do. I took her out back myself. No gaber hundred dollars.

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"burr" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

01:30 min | 1 year ago

"burr" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Wanna dance. My point is that was the bear claw on top of the bed. Hey that wins the whole pronoun there. I've retreat my point. Is this you watch chips. And the big flow of the show. Is that the guy always says okay. There's a problem and they're like what's the problem. Someone's robbing jewelry on the highway from trucks. It happens it doesn't happen. No crimes have been committed. I'm in a single episode is like there's art heist and it's happening on the highway. There is there's a forgery ring or do they have a warehouse. Should we go right it. Let's go read their warehouse. You shouldn't on moving trucks. They forge on moving trucks at sixty five miles an hour and the only people that can bring him down or two guys on motorcycles poked. My addition i got turned down was when they would have like when they would show them if they did a wide shot of the traffic and clearly see that they were driving. Maybe eighteen miles an hour. Sorta like in formation and then. My favorite thing was when they would have the car pilot like the car pile up on a clear day. Slave is slamming. Drudge right at the end there was still that guy in the end. Who still doesn't see the whole highway is full of crash. Cars hits it full speed s inexplicably nine only launches himself over the the audio. He's still on the gas..

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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

06:22 min | 1 year ago

"burr" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Vince gill ipod chester years. Must be a podcast for your ears. Pristine venezia's elegant vince. Gilligan saw you and new like the breaking bad he saw he saw the he didn't put you in like a narrow slot he didn't he didn't he didn't he. Gave me the role that i always wanted to do. And what was great about. It is I worked with lavelle crawford and he was such a physical presence of the fun working with him was. I didn't have to be tough then. Because i was just i was just brokering. Listen you don't want to deal with this guy let's just let's benecke That's all that was like what's going to happen. A lot of the blah. And we're going to keep this guy happy so then i didn't have to do all of that stuff but i still got to be disorder guy that goes around. You know dirtbag threatening people and it was so much fun. So was your dream to be dirtbag people. Yeah just being the guy that does everything right. I mean you're going to end up driving ice cream truck in a movie. Who wants to. I would have driving this starsky and hutch car. At least be the guy like one of my dreams acting gig. I always wanted to be the perp getting chased down an alley. Yep that throws the trash can down and then right when you get to the chain link fence. They grabbed you. And you're like the interrogation you get halfway chain link fence but they grabbed me by your waist and they dra- you don. Then i gotta become the dirt bag and form it and they start pulling me out in daylight. Because i'm not giving them all they want to be coming up to me. Maybe i'm using like who didn't like i love that character. I always wanted. What's great about you. That's what i love you at eight nine ten years old paper route looking up at the screen and saying that's me. I'm the guy that they're dragon into light so that everyone else will know. I'm a snitch. And i'll get the shit kicked out of me. That's what i wanna be. yeah. I don't see any fun playing the cool guy ever right. It's just like it. And i don't think like i really is. That's how i look. So what i've learned the key to acting is like if is if you don't look like these beautiful people just stare into you know your shortcomings you just steer into them right so i sort of like you know with some of the acting gates. I got lately like when i come into hair and makeup. I just can't my head's a blank slate. Like how dumb can we. I did something. Non this kid tyler falvo. We did this thing that we sold on qube and then they went under. We're going to see where it's going to land but it was. This guy was basically stuck in the nineties. So i had those really bad nineties hair plugs. Remember those thanks so they remember the guys would just get like a line of and then they'd out of money and then try to grow him back so it was like i had those with like you know the the the stuff on the side and then sort of like a mullet and a bad like tribal tattoo peeking out. And it's just like i find I don't know those are the guys. I kinda like watching that. Another thing about watching seventies movies like the character actors in what they added to scenes and stuff while the movie star was in there I watched some clint a lot. Like jeffrey lewis in there. And harry dean stanton and just guys like that and then i think coming out all of that would be philip seymour. Hoffman like he has a movie. I can't even get through it. His character so excruciating ahead to watch it in ten clips. I forget it was. He was a banker with a gambling problem and he starts taking money out of the bank gambling just every time you just like you start. You start getting caught up in his gambling like you're rooting for him to win. And of course he starts winning. And you like you know cash out go back to the fucking room. And he wouldn't. I got about fifty minutes into it. And i never finished it. And it's like sandler in uncut gems. I don't know if you saw. Oh yeah yeah. It was so good but you're rooting for him to go further into his addiction. And then get out just in time that lasts allow that. He has the last bet that he had. I was like i was watching the game with a but you know it's funny. There's there's stuff to nick. Kroll came on my show once early on. And he did a bit where he imitated a guy in a seventies movie eating. And he's like a dirtbag detective but in the seventies things weren't as cleaned up as they are now in movies now we depict wealth allot we depict people being beautiful with this and nickeled does his great impression of guy and he's just talking shitty diner somewhere. He's in boston or in new york and he's in he's talking and maybe he's a cop maybe he's an he's talking any just jamming fries so he brought fries out and he was just jamming. But i do remember talking at the same time and i thought you right. That is every movie in the seventies. Is someone pushing greasy unhealthy food into their mouth. While they're telling you about the deal what's going to happen with the deal. And shove a pet peeve of mine is actors eating saints yes because they don't eat either no overt they do eat. They overact eating. Oh yeah and it's like. Can you close your fucking mouth. I don't need to hear this smack in that. Whatever the fuck it is reading a dolby surround sound by the way scares the shit out of kids. I took my daughter. She's four years old. Go see one of those. Snoopy movie some rated g. thing and first of all you get in there it's pitch black and then because they know the parents are they're they're trying to get you to see the the pg they show pg trailers people dying and there's bad people that it just gary. I had to pull her out. We got like eight. We a toy story. It was and then she'd actually seen it at home in part because we were in the dark and it was so loud. That the by the time sid came along. He's like that. I don't want to see. Sid i go. You wanna see. Said she goes no sits bad guy so loud that it's let's get outta here so now i know that we spar sometimes on the podcast but you know. I am very concerned for your safety at all times. That's really nice yeah.

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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

01:53 min | 1 year ago

"burr" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Bullshit where everything gets so blown out of proportion now just because they need people to to look at what they're what they're trying to get you to click on so I actually stumbled across some good movies. You know what i never seen. What was straight time with. Dustin hoffman had never seen that. don't offer johnny c k straight time with dustin hoffman. Right that oh my god. Is that a great movie. You just notice things were they just looked shitty in the seventies. They did. When i was growing up all cops. You know that. I see all the boston cops were heavy. Guys just didn't look happy or look good and now i walk around policemen for the most part of in very good shape. You know something. Yeah the instagram pages out wearing the uniform. Thank you they all they get everybody's getting shamed on. I'm wearing a hoodie right now. Because even just the way. I am right now because we had three birthdays family this month. So i've been eating cake like almost every single which has been great but you know my age. It's just over. So i put on put on like ten pounds or something so now i'm shaming myself wearing the hoodie until i get into t shirt shake. Here's the thing that happened to me. I see it 'cause you know when we during this process of like wrapping up the the nightly show after all these years. I'm just constantly exposed to videotape of me over the years and i can see. Oh yeah co vid-. I gained some weight and what happens to me in. It's an irish curse is your face gets rounder and my cheekbones disappear and i look at my face and i have such self hatred and i'll see it go you fat. Fuck all the time you like that. Enjoy that food during covid you fat. Fuck and i'm talking about myself. He fat faced fucking daniel up princess yet..

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"burr" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

06:34 min | 1 year ago

"burr" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Was just. It's standar- lines fit all socio. Wait a bit like that. One time colin quinn. Nah he used to do all of those those social stupid things that people say yep One of my favorite ones that he did was the in. You know me like you just like like the arrogant guy and you know me you know. I'm not no. I don't really know you don't know you and i don't care to know you you know how am or whatever it's just like. Yeah i liked ever since he's done that bit. I kinda is tell many people do it. And how self serving it is a boy you know me you know me go. Don't get me started because you know there's another thing i knew a pretty me. I don't give a fuck never met you before bringing it up. I knew a producer. When i first came out to la one of my first jobs and the guy didn't have a sense of humor and he'd just be like look at this guy here. Whenever i came into a room. Look at this guy looking. Oh firecracker what are you talking about. You've not described my personality in any way. I'm not a firecracker you don't need to look out as filler. It's filling the awkwardness of coming in. There he probably knows he isn't funny. He nosy isn't good at small talk so he's just accepted it and not says autopilot dialogue. I realized matthew mcconnahey goes right. All right all right just dealing with being famous getting from the car to whatever the fuck going all right all right just plows. I have found. And i hate to admit this but i found that if i quickly meet a group of people and they're like oh and i go. Hey how you doing out. If there's four of them i'll say to three of them nice and then the last one i'll be like i don't know about this guy not so sure about him and the the first three like. Oh that's great. That's great and i shouldn't admit that because it works every time the escape during the left i make the escape during the laugh. That's when i get away. That's when i get in the car really quickly. And i go but if you pick one guy and you go negative hard on him for no reason the other three like it. They love it and they don't understand. They have status now. Yeah they have more frequent flyer miles in their conversation. Yeah like oh man. Conan really ripped matt. What did matt about nazi coach. They got bumped up the business. It's still great and you just kept going. Nice meeting you guys but nick. I don't know about nick. Oh man you should have seen him. Rip nick and missile. He tore nikopolidis did he. All he did was say. I'm not so sure about nick seconds. After learning he even exists. Dodie smelled it on you man. He just knew who you were caught. You fucking roasted you. That's a very over overly used word now. Roasted yup roasted is is an art. And it's it takes time to really row. Somebody preparation jokes and all of that is just if somebody just gave came by and you know shit shit non you yeah this shedding on you which is actually more insulting than being roasted because somebody cared enough to sit down and get some writers and pretend that they set it right. Tell us people do it shitting on somebody. Yes is that can just you know. Let's just the first thing i saw i. Well i noticed this elect to if you look at how the media covers late night show. I just noticed that there are always some late night. House will just do kind of us like more or less. Say ted cruz or somebody's You know he's not my cup of tea or something and then you'll read on one of the online things host roast sped crewing they said. And you're i and then you look at what he said. You're not really but it's all you know you gotta get click bait and it's just an also take down total take of trump that step that's used strike that it's used on animal videos too. Because i was watching one of the day. Do take each other. Nobody was one. I wanted to see some anything rang and tan had a natural predator. Why i was watching every which way you can look looking up and i just want to say that a natural predator went down and i forget what it was but it says it absolutely destroys the rant and nothing happened. There was one that said a wolverine destroys wolf and what really came up with. the wolf. came out bidded a couple of times and then just realized it was more trouble than it was worth with. The wolverine didn't really do anything to them other than just be a pain in the ass went away but the title you would have thought it was just like. Oh man this wolverines going to somehow hang on to. I mean this wolf's going to hang onto this wolverine take the punishment and kill it like usually but that's but they got you to watch the whole video. The essence now of our discourse in the united states is everyone's roasting taking down in destroying someone else. And then you look at it and they're more or less just saying you know i don't really agree with what he did. Yeah i don't really agree with their policy. Bestest one i like when they take the with comedians. They'll take something you said on a podcast or your material. And then they shoehorned into their political opinion. Yuck yeah and then they act like you said it like wow. I never thought of it that way. Now this is how you think and now you're trying to make it seem like i said that and it's one of those things you can't jump in and say that's not what i meant because then you just it's not worth. It is settled lot nowadays. It's not worth it. Don't get involved if you pay attention to it. It's strange if you don't the world is exactly the way it's always been i. My advice to everyone. Listening is really. Don't pay close attention Most problems work themselves out not global warming. But it's too big a problem. I can't think about it You know just don't pay too close attention to what's happening in the world. That's a bad message isn't it. It's it's the only way to protect yourself. I've just gone back. And i'm watching all these movies from the seventies because that was a great time for me. Because i was young and all it wasn't a great time for most people but it was good for me right where i was just a kid and i just had a paper route. I collected football cards. So i go back then i see the cars i see the movies i see the price of gas and i just sorta tune out what's going on now. It's a way to kind of combat the Real bad stuff that is happening and then the chicken little bullshit where everything gets so blown out of proportion now just because they need people to to look at what they're what they're trying to get you to click on so I actually stumbled across some good movies..

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"burr" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

06:57 min | 1 year ago

"burr" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Hi. My name's bill burr. And i feel honoured conan o'brien close friend. That do that that he never calls some back to school. Welcome news Hello and welcome to another episode of conan. O'brien needs a friend podcast We will we just let it all hang out. I think that anymore. Let it literally. We're all sitting here. Nude i think that it just automatically now. People think let it all hang out like ear in this. It was like a terminal. I think in the seventies late sixties. It'd be like let it all hang out and just be yourself but now of course because people are perverted. it became a euphemism for lecture. Hang out of a you'll let your appendage hang out of of its zipper. It's enclosed if you will. That's not what i meant. I'm not that kind of comedian. I meant we just act like ourselves. We just let it all happen. We let it all hang the way cock my okay. Why did that sorry. I had to had to get away from it gets honest for doing big dick history. I now Yeah you had to do the plug for that thing. Very important segment i. It's funny you guys talked about made a joke about us. Being nude is the other day it was very hot. Here in los angeles really hot and you will support me on this sonal. I never wear shorts. No i very rarely see. I mean it can be. I can be in the desert. It can be like one hundred and twenty degrees. And i'm always. My legs are always covered dangerous. It's dangerous for you to wear shorts and for onlookers. I made the mistake the other day of wearing shorts because it was so hot and We were taping show. Martin short was the guest and he came out during rehearsal. And i wish you'd been there the sonal because he is one of the best insult comedians of all time and we weren't even rolling tape or anything and he just told in two minutes one hundred and fifty five cruel jokes about my legs and me wearing shorts and i mean i can't even remember most of them because it was like a machine gun and everyone the crew. Everybody was howling and laughing at me. Now you're off to summer camp. Is that the idea you know what. Sure campers well. I hope you have a good. You know and then that was that those freckles of their benign benign of they've been chet and just wang. Wang wang wang wang. Of course i maintain. He's you know funniest. Hang on this spinning globe. He's hilarious. But i remembered thinking it's the one time i wore shorts and i'm never wearing them again okay. I don't care if he hurt your feelings a little. no no i just. It's okay if he did. You know it. Just like he found the vulnerability completely. I must immediately seal the vulnerability when they built the second death star. They didn't build the same vulnerability again. Did they matt. yeah they did did they. Okay was worse. I'm sorry. I mean i guess ended but yet they did well. Yeah instead of just a thermal exasperate you can fly a full couple of ships in there and get it this time. I didn't realize that i can't remember. I thought it blew up. I remember why blew up. If i get what you're saying. I think like one time. I wore a sweater with a collar on it and hewlett into me and i was like. I'm never wearing that again. Why did you have that sweater. Conan widely sweater. What he just wanted. Why do you have shorts. Everyone has shorts. Yes but come on. You know you're gonna get made fun of true. Here's the thing you make fun of yourself. You're the one who always says how pale your skin is. How many freckles. You have how freakishly long your legs. I had a memory in camp. I was in summer camp in freedom new hampshire year. One thousand nine hundred seventy four. I think and i'll never forget. The food wasn't great on this camping trip. And i remember they Someone lopped off giants. Slice of spam dropped it into a frying pan. And i looked at it and then i looked at my legs and realized that they look exactly the same. If you want to know what my bare flesh looks like open any can of spam from like the nineteen forties. Ooh look at spam for your flesh before. But i didn't realize there was an actual origin story. Yeah there was an origin story. I remember looking at and then looking at my leg and being really bummed out and then taking a bite out of my leg realizing it tastes very similar to spam. I'm not saying this to make fun of you. But i just thought that during the summer especially when it's really hot you have to be covered head to toe door hat in long pence and like uv. protection shirts. which. I didn't even know existed until i started working free and ball in bulk i have. Uv protection shirts stashed everywhere the way an alcoholic hides bottles uv protection. A- shirt stash. So you know in those any after school movie or whatever when they depict someone who's got a drinking problem you know it's always someone opens a closet or something and there's all these empty vodka bottles that's what it's like for me but it's cut off sleeves. It's just the sleeve that comes up that you can buy from some company. And they're called like glued duties. And you pull them on and they covered. Just your sleeves ludi duty. And i've got all those loose-fitting shirts all those companies may can. I've got spf fifty stash everywhere. It's not your fault. it's not my fault. God did it to me. A cruel god. That's very cruel god Well i'm going to have a guest today. Who understands my pain That's true you are and this is maybe you know he'll understand. My guess today is hilarious. Comedian and co creator of the netflix series. F is for family. He's now on a comedy tour across the country and tickets can be found at bill. Burr dot com thrilled.

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