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"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

04:24 min | 2 months ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"So i know. I got it. A loser kid works in a photo lab and discovers a murder with his best friend. A video gamer. Probably named max. Kelly they set out to capture the killer wellbeing their normal slacker selves. How did you get that. I was doing a british accent. And i tried to make it sound serious well. That one was too hard. Anyway i gotta get one of these eventually okay. What about this. The nba on tnt people blowing up basketball players. Why would they do that. You're not good at this sportscenter. It's gritty down and dirty show about the pain of addiction and its toll on families. I'm way off now. It's getting harder losing focus. A guy gotta figure out what. I'm what i'm watching. I just just gotta like. I can't go home unless i know indecision is killing me one more please but hold on. Let me let me offer a prayer for my common book of prayer written by me. Ron burgundy let us pray please. God let me decide on a show. Show your heavenly mercy on me for i am brought low before you and beseech the to give unto me the name of a program that will calm the waters of my soul. Okay one more. If i don't get it i'm quitting this world. I'll shed my clothes and take to the hills for the life of a hermit living off nuts and berries and rodents go. Okay last one zoe. Ie's extraordinary playlist zoe's extraordinary playlist. Okay here goes. After an unusual event a whip smart computer coder. Zoe clark magically begins to hear people's innermost wants and desires through popular song And suddenly strangers friends co workers and family are unknowingly seeing their feelings just to her. Holy it yes you got it. I did yes. It's over. the torture is over. Water a release. I'm watching zoe's extraordinary players tonight. I can hardly wait. It's it's my new show carolina. i love it. I simply adore it. I will watch it every night. If i can the same episode over and over. I found it the show i want to watch it was i. Was this close to eating small rodents at. I was seriously seriously going to fire you. This close right. Should we just should we see. The first lady is still on the line. Holy almost too embarrassing. How long it took me to pick a show Why don't you lie and say. I was attacked this morning by spider monkeys. Great no tell her Tell her i have to emergency. Coached the denver nuggets. Which one do you think she would buy. Neither ron. you're right. I should just face up to like a man and tell her the truth factly. I'm in love with her. Gosh darn it. What you're in love with the first lady jill biden. This is too much it is too much. I'm a married man but that doesn't stop me from falling head over heels in love. I love my wife. I happen to love the first lady to. Maybe maybe just tell her. I've fallen hit my head and we'll have to have her on another show just simply too nervous to talk to her. So you not being able to decide on a show was just avoiding talking to the first lady because you are in love with her. Yes what do you want me to say. Yes yes then. You know what you're going to watch tonight of course uh-huh catch up on the The good doctor. How and then get under the covers with old episode of columbo or mcmillan and wife like i do every night. What what are you going to watch tonight. I don't know maybe. I'll just read a book. Wonderful wonderful just wonderful. My name is ron burgundy this has been an illuminating guest. Take time to think about it. Tell your friends and stay classy.

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"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

03:44 min | 2 months ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"So let let me just make a decision right. And then on with the call with first lady. Okay okay. my name is ron burgundy. And i'd like to take a minute of your time to talk about seatbelt safety. Did you know that one in ten american still don't wear seatbelts. Who are these knuckleheads. Do they forget too big of a hurry. There's no excuse for not wearing a seatbelt. They don't put them in cars because they're a fashion accessory front-seat backseat. It doesn't matter buckling up. Is that classy thing to do. It's also the smart thing to do. Imagine this you're out on a date driving on the coast with that someone special. Everything is heading towards a very sexy romantic evening and the next thing you know you get pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt. Nothing kills the mood like a ticket. Believe me i've been there. It's hard to get over all that cash. You lost because you're too stupid to wear a seatbelt so don't ruin good date. Click it or ticket. Say if the poet murdering illinois the new iheartradio podcast from the producers behind happy face and murder and oregon. You don't really need to see the crime scene photos. Have your heartbroken. Wet started as a family road trip ended as a massacre murder. Children murdered mother. Three children were murdered by the last person they ever thought would harm them. Bus sprint lost her life and is not here to tell the truth. He said the disres- chris and her first words were he didn't do it. Did the person convicted of four murders. Actually pull the trigger. None of their theories of how this happened fit the crime scene. I'm lauren brad. Pacheco join me for murder in illinois. Who killed the vaughan family so crazy. Mrs also crazy. Listen and follow on the iheartradio app apple podcasts. Or wherever you listen to podcasts. We'll have you decide what to watch the first lady's communications directors texting me and. She says that she only between the avengers age of altron. Okay or brigitta cher. I mean i saw the avengers age of altron in the theaters fourteen times. So that's something to consider. Our bridgeton is a series. And it's a bit of a commitment. I don't figure you for regency dramas. Are you crazy. I love the regency period off dreamt of owning a sprawling estate in the english countryside. Where i would give chase to fox's in throw elaborate parties and i'd be considered a lord. Lord ron burgundy. It's not as crazy as it sounds. I have honorary degrees. you know. i just didn't figure you for like jane austen kinda guy. Jane austen is my favorite author. Hands down well no robert. Ludlum is my favorite author. Peter benchley who wrote jaws of course okay. Then e l james who famously penned the excellently written fifty shades of grey. But austin is up there. Okay named one of jane austen's books easy this land of mine or how about duty before. Shame now those are those. Aren't jane austen bucks. They're not now. Okay well what about the third woman..

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"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

05:06 min | 2 months ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Wrong back. Hello there my name. Is ron burgundy. And you're listening to the ron burgundy podcast. I didn't feel right yesterday. So i left. But i'm back today with a new episode and as always by my side carolina. If you need a picture let me painted for you. She's slovenly dressed in something like a potato sack with dirty sneakers and hair. That looks like she was stuck somewhere for a long time. Maybe in someone's miscellaneous drawer. Would you say that. That's an accurate depiction of carolina. Yes that's just about perfect. Great word painting is an art form unto itself. And i consider myself a master of the art carolina. Do me a favor and point to something. Anything in this room and i will describe it with a word painting. Okay what about that thing over there. That yeah it's a it's a wall outlet. Okay should we get on with the show. Podcast it's cold a podcast. I you know what. I don't know what happened yesterday. I said the word and the word cast and it didn't sound right. it was a was a bit unsettling. No i know you ran out of here. You took my car and then you just left. I did yes i ran out of the studio and straight to your be. Prius drove about a half mile down the road and parked in a home depot. parking lot. And guess what i did i went to sleep. Yeah i spent the whole night in that parking lot. Speaking of word paintings. Let me let me paint a picture of what goes on in a parking lot here in los angeles at night i the raccoons and smaller varmints come out. They roam the gray surface for trashy food of which there is plenty than the larger animals..

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"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

02:25 min | 2 months ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

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"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

05:44 min | 2 months ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Seagulls the move sal catching the old american walking right up to the edge of the water to give thanks and then the night all nights you've wage dawn so it was in sausalito. They had this little train shack out. Back by the railyard and this old guy switchmen were break man. Something play is old harmonica for the hobos. And all the ghosts of hobos past. And i would come in from the cold share. His wind talk railroad politics girls. He knew and loves never knew. And the big dark world wants traversed with great bounding steps longing not unlike my own long lonesome night never ended hands in pocket portland frisco detroit where the boys and girls group tall and straight and the far off whistle of the train calls out even to them in the desert is give anything that over code. Now ron burgundy needles california september fourteenth nineteen fifty-six. How well there you have it. Subject from my beatnik period. Did it'd been long time since my rough and rowdy days but still look fondly on that time. I'm sorry you said nine hundred fifty six. Yes how old were you. If i would have been around eleven or twelve years old. I guess and you were writing train cars and drink wine. Look buddy we didn't all grow up drinking whole milk from mama's tits. If you know what i mean i don't Anymore poems to read for today. This is a poem. I wrote today in my head. It's an ode to you all really actually. No one's ever written me a poem before okay. Well i'm nervous. And i think it's stupid. No no no. I won't i promise i'm not going to be mean or anything. Okay an ode. I call it simply my best friend and it goes like this. I once knew a woman named carolina with a wonderful smile and a human vagina. Jesus christ. But i do not care what's going on down there because what's important to me. Would i tell everyone. I see there is no one fighter ran. That is so wait. It's not finished carolina carolina. I lied to you okay. I don't use sixty rolls of toilet. Paper i really us. Seventy five a day wipe wipe wipe your butt front. Toback cheeks clap. Clap clap and that one is for you carolina maybe we should call it quits the poetry for today. Okay if you say so. But i feel i was just picking up steam. I mean the hundreds of boxes in this room are only a fraction of what i've written and collected over the years so many poems and most of them the good kind i mean i. I don't want to get the listeners excited. But if i started reading my poetry now and i never took a break. I wouldn't finish reading until october of this year. You don't need to do that and not extraordinarily to think about the. They've only heard a few. Maybe not even my best ones. These are only the poems. I keep it in my trunk. We take a break. And i could drive out to my storage unit and kingman arizona and grab some more boxes. You know what i think. We're good. I think the listeners got an idea of the kind of poetry you right. Okay i want to take a break all kinds. Yes all kinds but mainly limericks and mainly dirty limericks about hoop and vaginas touche. yeah. I do love that form. Here's one do we have to do. Just one more okay. Maybe when we're off the air actually it's it's not olympic. It's not nope. Are you sure well it is. It is a right. Yeah maybe we can save it for another day. You know well so be it. But i do want to say i think we've. We've learned quite a lot today about poetry and about ourselves for what is a poet if not a kind of truth teller. Why poetry at all if not to shed light on the darkness of our lives. It doesn't have to be shakespeare of course or burgundy it could be some little ditty from the radio that pose you out of your doldrums. There is poetry and everything the raindrops that fall to the sound of crashing waves to the great bleeding the mountain elk to the how of the oregon skunk hour and yes. I made that one up. There is no oregon skunk out. There was one it would. How like one hundred wolves and shake the snow from trees with its hideous piercing. How but alas there's no oregon scowl i wish there was but it just can't be. I did draw one if but where was my closing remarks about poetry. Yes honor the poets in our world shower them with garlands and riches for his day who keep the soul alive while the world turns dish. I'm ron burgundy.

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"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

07:53 min | 2 months ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Hello everyone. I'm ron burgundy. And today on the podcast you'll be getting some top shelf culture with some of the finest poetry you've ever heard in your life myo carolina do me and our listeners favor and describe what you're looking at run went into his trunk his sacred trunk and We'll there are boxes and boxes of crumpled paper and napkins and like rolls and rolls and rolls of toilet. Paper pristine rolls of toilet paper and And notebooks all over the studio now way. More than i feel like could fit in the trunk of your car but i guess not so not so packing. A trunk of a car is an art form. It requires great skill and geometric knowledge which i possess in spades. I could and probably will do a whole show on packing a car truck. Write that down carolina how to pack your car. That's an episode dammit you. You're not writing down. Ron burgundy and the art of packing your car about that. For a ratings bonanza. Write it down. Okay folks if you're listening at home well you'd have to be listening. Young carolina has her arms folded like a librarian with a stick up her but she is not. I repeat not writing a thing down. Okay fine but i love for that. She is a dinner doodle botkin by kali. Anyway i'm going to read some poetry today. Some great poetry so sit back and prepare to be blown away. Are you ready. I'm i'm sorry. I'm having trouble concentrating. How many rolls of toilet paper do you have here. It looks like you had like a hundred rolls of toilet paper in the trunk of your car. Yes for tonight. What do you mean for tonight. Are you doing something. How many rolls of toilet paper do you use in one day i. I'm not going to tell you that. Nobody because nobody believes me. So i'll believe you. But how many years now i have to know. How many do i use. I use sixty rolls of toilet paper a day night down. That's not possible. Listen i like to grew like to put cologne on my neck. Share like to brush my chest hair from time to time and yes i like to wipe all right. Okay can we please. Just get back to the episode. I i like to wipe vigorously. Oh and often right. I'm sorry okay. I am in fact curious. About what kind of poetry you right so yeah. Let's get back to the. I'll tell you what type right only the best. Okay okay so hand me. Hand me one from that stack over there. Unfold this yes oh this one is called the bucket i read there. Once was a man from untuckit. Who kept all his poop in a bucket now after a week. The bucket did leak so he found a bag and said that's quite a boom am. I right sure it's limerick but it's a form of poetry. I guess if you wanna call that okay so so you don't like that one. I can do more than limericks here hanmi another all right. This one is called the magical. Can i once knew a man in a van who pooped in a magical cat. The more he would do the more the ken grew. It truly was a magical can i. I like the delivery insatiable right. Sure i guess the pride is there. Yes and here's a little fun tidbit. I remember where that one came to me. I was walking the great pacific rim trail. It was morning and the birds were just beginning the long symphony of their day. The sun appeared over the eastern ridge spreading glorious orange. Red light and the majesty of it all flooded in a great wave of warm interfering. I shall never forget so then. You were moved. You just had to get it down the poem about poop carolina. You know not the mind of the poet. The poet is a dreamer and dancer. Right okay. I'm just curious. Have you written anything. That's not olympic. Let me see. Hand me one from that pile. Yes okay. i once knew. A lady named regina created cucumbers up not appropriate. Okay gimme another k there once was a bloke who was all wrong but who was blessed with an elephant dung okay. That must be my my blue pile for adult crowds. Only got it right. So that's why. I don't know if i've ever told you about this but there was a time when i was hired to do risky parties for adults. Only it was a way to make some extra bucks on the side and not a bad place to pick up a bored housewife. I might add. I was known around san diego not as ron burgundy but is sloppy newsom and a book to lot of parties. I still perform from time to time as slapping newsom. If i'm short on bread well you don't wanna hear about that. Everything's always great with ron. As far as you know no it's not never any. Oh ron on top of the world. We'll sometimes it feels like fire. Ants have crawled up my okay. Okay okay what. What's in that box over there. Probably limericks from what you've read could give me okay. All right. I read there. Once was a woman named leeann here. We go and she loved to drink her sangria but when she ate some roast duck she ran out of luck. When the bird caused her to squirts diarrhea. Oh come on come on what. Maybe something more serious diarrhea is serious. Business okay serious business. Don't mess around the diarrhea. it's nothing to laugh about. That poem was more like a public service announcement. But okay. what's in that box over there. Hey hand me one from that box. Yes the phantom wind by ronald are burgundy. This must be one of my my more youthful poems when the world was young and love lingered longingly in the air. I was probably no older than you in this poem was written. Oh i bet. It's a limerick heck no. I said this to some serious literary journal like reader's digest to be published. So i could make my way in. The world is a young writer long before my prestigious career in the news business. I'll read. let me read it. The phantom wind the wind blew into town today. Dressed in linen and lace. She held herself in great esteem. Even as she brushed my face. I was unaware of where she went. Other faces angrily. I guessed she left so quickly then and left me with what i missed. I okay you don't like okay. Run.

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"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

05:54 min | 2 months ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"I call janet at the airline and give her a piece of my mind for being a huge to me. You want to do that. But but but that's accurate the treasures of the deep What does that mean how to build and maintain the perfect ham sandwich. Treating is the son jealous of the moon. Minnesota the land of the unknown. Not quite yet. We're not ready for that one yet. Not yet i interview a real life paper boy. My top five hundred christmas songs of all time your top five hundred by top five hundred okay. The one where ross moves in. Is that a friends episode. Yes all about mir cats. I share my knowledge. About boehner's i don't think so. I interview hot new writer. Miss jane austen My complete guide to luxurious living. Keep going i interview a doctor on the show but really use it to sneak in a free exam without paying too great idea but not today the truth behind the burgundy method. My six part conversation with bill belichick. We would coach. Bela check for that. One i read my poetry. Wait a second stop. Stop right there. Stopping. hold up there. Easy steady steady ops easy. Who let's see. I read my poetry. I liked that one. Do you even write poetry. I mean enough to fill whole show get it. Just say yes. You're playing a carolina. You a fuss year old musi head sometimes. Wonderful care line just wonderful. Of course i write poetry. I have so many poems. They could fill ten libraries with my poems and one day they will. Yes i write poetry. Okay i mean you could have just said yes. Well i just i probably right one or two very good poems a day but sometimes i'll write a hundred Wow okay do you have any of these poems on you. We're going to do the epoch. Wonderful treasure carolina. No i keep my poems locked in a vault in my storage unit in arizona. However i do have about a thousand or so. Roughly that's an estimation In the trunk of my car okay. Should we take a commercial break and then we can go get them. Not we buddy not a chance. Okay i will go and get the poetry. That's fine not gonna let you or anyone else. Take a look at the trunk of my car. I've said this may be a million times. Okay all right okay. I mean if anyone gets near the trunk of my car anyone man woman or child they will get kicked in the face. Okay and we've gone through this before the carolina. I mean you remember what happened. Last time someone broke into my trunk. It was what time. I think you said it was hospital time. That's right it was hospital. Time with those people. Yeah because the trunk of my car is a sacred space. Okay and it's because of weird reasons. It sounds good. It's not okay. The insistence is weird. The insistence of wanting to protect the sanctity of my trunk is weird. This yeah the sacredness. The sanctity the aggressive way you talk about it but you know what happens if you go near my drunk. It's hospital time time it's hospital time so it again. It's hospital time. Yup okay old on that note. I'm going go go to my drunk. All right all right. i'm not gonna ask about it. The ron burgundy podcast will be right back This is miami's own. Dj espn co host of the drink champs. Podcast on the black effect podcast network and iheartradio every week. Noreen i sit down with the most legendary artists producers and icons in the music industry and the culture at large so if you like to hear some legendary stories learn some hip hop history or just want to have a good laugh. Make sure you go to subscribe to drink chance on iheartradio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast for the past the air my life. How sounded a lot like this. I've been home. We've been home day after day week after week month after month. This has become the comforting soundtrack of life. And it's been wild. Women have become mothers. Men have become father's always laughed at a kid could ruin everything. This is a podcast about origin stories about those moments big and small that transform us forever. This is wild season one home forever. Brought to you.

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"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

02:26 min | 2 months ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"What i'm talking about. Is that happy spiritual feeling of being alive on earth. Everyone deserves it but not everyone knows how to find it. Joy i'm talking about. I hear you i do. I mean to be honest listening to you and besides like the sound effects in any of that i think ought to be a really helpful. Episode of the podcast. I think everyone right now needs more joining lives and i think that maybe we could you know. Give some people some active tools to help them with. I'm going to tell the how to get joy if you would just shut up. Okay yeah but first we need to understand what isn't bringing us joy right so yeah. Yeah the flipside exactly. I like to play a game with my dog baxter. From time to time where we throw the most plainly joyless sentences we can think of back and forth regular sentences. You might say that. Have no joy in them. It's a lot of fun and you can play at home to. Would you like to play carolina. Yeah i'll try it okay give me a joyless sentence you might say or here in real life okay. Let me think here's one. They're having a sale on tube socks at nordstrom's rack. Oh that's good that's awful and joyless. That's really okay. How about this one. I'm on my way to the dmv. Terrible yes the worst Okay what about this. My name is carolina that c. a. r. o. l. i. n. a. Oh yes spelling. Your name out for. Any reason is the opposite of joy. Here's one baxter. Always says they need to fix that hole in the road. how about. I should try and learn spanish. This bread got wet. The dripping noise is coming from under there. Have you seen the vacuum cleaner. Let's get on a zoom call at eight. Am by need to remember to call the insurance company. This bottle is empty. I'm proud of my tofu. Salad how much gas should i get. I need a new belt. My cat just died. Hold the both their carolina. You cross the line. I the games no fun. If you bring in sickness or

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Joy, in the Words of Ron Burgundy

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

02:26 min | 2 months ago

Joy, in the Words of Ron Burgundy

"What i'm talking about. Is that happy spiritual feeling of being alive on earth. Everyone deserves it but not everyone knows how to find it. Joy i'm talking about. I hear you i do. I mean to be honest listening to you and besides like the sound effects in any of that i think ought to be a really helpful. Episode of the podcast. I think everyone right now needs more joining lives and i think that maybe we could you know. Give some people some active tools to help them with. I'm going to tell the how to get joy if you would just shut up. Okay yeah but first we need to understand what isn't bringing us joy right so yeah. Yeah the flipside exactly. I like to play a game with my dog baxter. From time to time where we throw the most plainly joyless sentences we can think of back and forth regular sentences. You might say that. Have no joy in them. It's a lot of fun and you can play at home to. Would you like to play carolina. Yeah i'll try it okay give me a joyless sentence you might say or here in real life okay. Let me think here's one. They're having a sale on tube socks at nordstrom's rack. Oh that's good that's awful and joyless. That's really okay. How about this one. I'm on my way to the dmv. Terrible yes the worst Okay what about this. My name is carolina that c. a. r. o. l. i. n. a. Oh yes spelling. Your name out for. Any reason is the opposite of joy. Here's one baxter. Always says they need to fix that hole in the road. how about. I should try and learn spanish. This bread got wet. The dripping noise is coming from under there. Have you seen the vacuum cleaner. Let's get on a zoom call at eight. Am by need to remember to call the insurance company. This bottle is empty. I'm proud of my tofu. Salad how much gas should i get. I need a new belt. My cat just died. Hold the both their carolina. You cross the line. I the games no fun. If you bring in sickness or

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Ron Burgundy Wants To Go Viral On Tik Tork

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

01:56 min | 3 months ago

Ron Burgundy Wants To Go Viral On Tik Tork

"Rebecca the ron burgundy podcast with me as always is carolina and today on the show carolina. This is gonna be fun is going to teach me how to become famous on tiktok. I'm okay disclaimer. I rarely use tiktok. And i don't think you actually need to do this to connect with a younger audience. There's so many other ways. But here's the thing tiktok just seems fun. You know just seems like fun and so what if silicon valley wants to collect all my personal information. My life is an open book. Not unlike your purse all right. Do you have the app loaded up. Yes it's all set. So what do you wanna do. I wanna go viral. I'm sorry it was not clear about that yet. You can't just make something go viral. It has to be interesting or newsworthy. Your killed her. Funny has to happen organically. I think all i'm going to need to do is get on there and do a fun dance. And then blam oh. I've got millions of followers. Yeah but you're a journalist. Your i don't know i mean. Do you really want to reduce yourself to dancing on tiktok under percent. My decision is final and this is about connecting more with young people and hearing what they have to say to make the world a better place right. I mean that's part of it. Sure because if that's you're truly interested in doing i can actually put you in touch with some great organizations mutual aid projects nonprofit carolina. I need you to hold the camera. While i do the fun tiktok dance. I've been practicing my dinh for weeks. So that's what this is really about. You've been working on this. You know and a lot of people know this. I'm an excellent dancer okay. So but here's the thing. I'm afraid that if we do make a tick tock of you dancing then. It will go viral perfect. That's what i'm saying. No but i think it could go viral and The wrong way. Listen if i get the clap from dancing it won't be the first

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Lying Is Good for Your Heart? Ron Burgundy Explains

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

01:05 min | 3 months ago

Lying Is Good for Your Heart? Ron Burgundy Explains

"Remember. I grew up very poor with none of the advantages you've had. I didn't have a tube of chocolate ice cream running into my mouth all day. Long the way you did carolina. I didn't have your dry skin problem. Either oh we could afford growing up was an old phil co radio really i. I don't think that's true. Well i could be lying. I do a lot of lying. You know you know that. it's good for the circulation. Eighty percent of all doctors will admit that a few lies. -oday will contribute to good heart health. You've heard that right. i have no it. Gets you excited. Nervous will my wife discover my secret. Letters will the irs find out. My podcast is a front for money. Laundering i mean. The medical community is divided. More research needs to be done. But it's basically been proven true lying nice on the body. It's proven jesus which woman what are you. I mean you're catching every one of my lives. Today i'm lying with great power authority and it's no match for your which he powers i give up.

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FAA Probes Near-Miss of Passenger Jets at San Diego Airport

Airline Pilot Guy - Aviation Podcast

01:56 min | 4 months ago

FAA Probes Near-Miss of Passenger Jets at San Diego Airport

"Faa probes near miss a passenger jet san diego airport. The incident occurred just after ten thirty pm. On thursday of last week and evolved an inbound flight and plane about to take off and this is from nbc seven san diego nbc's san and nego. What does it That the anchorman used to stay stay. Classy san stay classy san diego. I'm ron burgundy you stay classy san diego. The federal aviation administration has opened an investigation into an apparent near miss at san diego international airport. No not at at the san diego international airport thursday evening agency officials confirmed nbc seven an inbound sky west flight from portland oregon was on final approach preparing to land a little after ten thirty when the pilot was waved off by air traffic controllers because another aircraft a delta flight headed to detroit was still on the runway air traffic controllers at san diego. International airport introduced instructed. Excuse me the crew of sky west flight three four four six to discontinue their approach to runway to seven thursday evening because another aircraft was on the runway preparing for departure. An faa representative emailed nbc. Seven the other aircraft delta airlines twenty to forty nine departed safely and this guy west aircraft landed later. The faa is investigating flight log data or data. If you prefer aircraft tracking web site flight aware dot com shows the inbound sky westjet descended to two hundred feet above sea level at the time of its first landing attempt. The plane ended up touching down twelve minutes later. According to airbus's website in eighty three thirty two hundred is a little more than fifty five feet tall at the tip of its tail. A diagram on the faa's website shows the eastern edge of the runway at san diego international airport's about seventeen feet above sea level.

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Former Legendary Los Angeles Chargers Head Coach Marty Schottenheimer Dies At 77

WTOP 24 Hour News

00:19 sec | 7 months ago

Former Legendary Los Angeles Chargers Head Coach Marty Schottenheimer Dies At 77

"Sad Day on the gridiron. Former Washington football coach Marty Schottenheimer passes away at the age of 70 70 spent one year guiding the Burgundy and gold leading the team out of an Owen five. Crater to finish eight. Nate Schottenheimer 1 200 regular season games In his career, he rebuilt Cleveland, Kansas City and the Chargers into playoff

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COVID's Impact On Chinese Fine Wine Consumers

Italian Wine Podcast

08:26 min | 8 months ago

COVID's Impact On Chinese Fine Wine Consumers

"I'm going to be talking about the impacts on china's why market on how those impacts affected consumers buying behaviors. First of all this year. The buzzword hearing is locked down on but in china and we talk about lockdown. It's in the strictest sense one household household can only allow one person to go out once a day to purchase all the necessities unlike in europe. Or in the us where you have the luxury to go out and to do a lot of chores. In china it's really strict on areas. That are most affected by the pandemic. You're not even allowed to go all. There's a community officer who is on standby just to send all the necessities to you to your door. So this is the contact where talking about when we want to understand kovic impact on china this is also the circumstance under which a lot of the business have to operate for three months from late january to april. So this is something i want to want. Everyone who's listening in to bear in mind to keep it in the back of head on back of a mind to understand the corvettes impact. So i upon. I'm going to talk about cova impact on china's wine imports. So what happened to win. By the end of january china had locked down the whole country as a result restaurants hotels essentially closed and miss the most important chinese new year sales for anyone wondering how big and how important is chinese new year for a lot of wind merge and a lot of the a lot of them who i talked to told me chinese new year wine sales account for roughly twenty percent or even up to thirty percents of their i knew sales so imagine seven day period was lots okay and then imagine. That period was attended for three months. That's the challenge facing a lot of the importers in china and of course logistics were delayed because quickly the pandemic spread from china to the rest of the world Even when china in may and june recovered from the pandemic countries are like ryan's italy and you were in the depth of the pandemic dot affected global logistics while because we have the latest figures from china customs at a showed import volume declined by thirty percent. Thirty point eight percent to three hundred forty seven million leaders in poor value declined roughly thirty percent as well to u. s. one point eight four billion. This is quite significant. Because i want to joe attention to the fact that last year china's one import value already declined. We saw roughly ten percent job in volume terms and one percent in value terms because of the economic slowdown and trade war between china and was so the downturn. We are saying this year is a continuation of what happened last year as well. So that's you know might have a projection for what is to expect on what's to calm right okay. So next one. I am going to talk about because of the job in wine. Imports and how it affected merchants consumers and the price points are was sane on the shelves merchants of course when you have stalks that are meant to be depleted for chinese new year. That a stew setting in the warehouse. What you do when you have uncertainties facing forward you'll become a more cautious your becoming more cautious with your spending what to buy how to budget. That's natural response. A market exit suddenly. We're seeing a lot of merchants exiting the market. Unfortunately one of the examples with sane is from jovial. Many of you guys familiar with jovial so basically joe view is a wine and agricultural importing company backed by the tech giant nenova. Five years ago when it entered the market to stop two important should be winds. It costs a lot of fanfare and naturally they had the peak around twenty key bruns. Included a the biggest Organic winery madonna in in chile. And also jong here moe's fabulous wines earlier this year due to the pandemic it's general manager said they're suspending the wine business. This is not a small one time importer. we're looking at a company. Dots actually has the scale. That's the direct impact of the pandemic. I'm coffee cards. Of course a lot of wineries and importers were having zero sales in february in particular consumers when you have job uncertainty because of the pandemic what are you gonna do. You're becoming more cautious with. You're spending your accounting or the non essential standings unfortunate wine is counted as numb- essential on like you know maybe in france or italy or in the us consumers of course they're trading down if they are buying winds at all. They are really budgeting what to buy. You know what is the best value. What is the most affordable wine outing the market this can be reaffirmed by the expert on expert data we just from burgundy from january to september export volume to china shop to by roughly thirty percent and in value terms jumped by roughly around twenty percent and we see some increases in areas where Or shop elise. Those kind of increases assertion guan crew premier cru in terms of red and whites that Racing price-wise wines priced under one. Hundred orrin be is the most popular category one hundred. That's about fifteen dollars. So what happened to on trade and why on trade matters like any other. Why importers in in the war in europe or in the us traditional ones heavily dependent on trade on restaurants and bars and hotels to win. The pandemic happened especially in china. Were the strictness of the lockdown is so severe on so carefully scrutinized at enforced restaurants bars were treated during the pandemic on china. We're talking about country that has ten million restaurants chinese new year. Like i said completely shot during the seven day. National holiday dining sector alone lost five hundred billion. That's seventy six billion. Us dollars lockdown. Measure of various strictness were enforced from end of january to april lasting three months. Even in some cases restaurants were allowed to open. Are you can only do delivery service delivery service it go to. It's a growth factor at a hall make makeup for what's lost from in dining services and heidi loud. That's another biggest restaurant chain. China lost to five billion to stirring saint periods just to give you an idea of the severity of on-trade unfortunately among all the alcoholic beverage categories. Wine was hit the hottest. This is not said by me. This is actually coming from one zooming secretary general of china alcoholic drinks association which is the official drinks association in china. That's regulate Anything related to alcohol in china. It's very powerful organ and he basically said homecoming function for wine was essentially non existent as heavily relies on social consumptions such as restaurants to the decline with shoppers. A wong stall too short before giving any thinkers on the decline. But we can guess it's melted doubled. It's not a single digit

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Washington clinches NFC East with win over Philly on Sunday Night Football

WTOP 24 Hour News

00:56 sec | 9 months ago

Washington clinches NFC East with win over Philly on Sunday Night Football

"Against all odds. And after an eyesore game in Philadelphia, the seven and nine Washington football team is headed to the playoffs. The Burgundy and gold held on for a 22 14 win over the Eagles to clinch their first NFC East title in five years. Alex Smith, with a strong start in his return to the lineup, had two first half touchdown passes. But the offense struggled in the second half is two interceptions after halftime certainly didn't help and many making the case Philadelphia gave this one away, making some questionable in game decisions, including benching Jalen Hurts and plain mate sub filled In the fourth quarter. All he did was come in and turn the ball over twice, one of those right to chase Young, he recovered a fumble at seven quarterback pressures a sack and lead that defense Azaz Washington, the fifth team in NFL history to make the playoffs. With a losing record and their reward they get to host Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and prime time Saturday nights.

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How Covid-19 changed Wine Consumer Behaviors in China

Italian Wine Podcast

06:52 min | 9 months ago

How Covid-19 changed Wine Consumer Behaviors in China

"Today. I'm going to be talking about cove. Ed's impact on china's y market and how those impacts are affected consumers buying behaviors. First of all this year. The buzzword we be hearing is lockdown but in china when we talk about lockdown. It's in the strictest sense you know one house. Hoed can only allow person to go out. Once a day to purchase or the necessities unlike in europe or in the. Us where you have the luxury to go out and do a lot of tours in china. It's really strict on in areas that are most affected by the pandemic. You're not even allowed to go all. There's a community officer who is on standby just to send all the necessities to you to your door. So this is the context where talking about when we want to understand covets impacts on china this is also the circumstance under which a lot of the business have to operate for three months from late january to april. So this is something i want to want. Everyone who's listening in to bear in mind to keep it in the back of her head on back of a mind to understand the couvert impacts. So i applaud. I'm gonna talk about cove ed's impact on china's wine imports so what happened to wine poured by the end of january. China had locked down the whole country as a result restaurants hotels essentially closed and miss the most important chinese new year sales for anyone wondering how big and how important is chinese new year for a lot of wine merchants. A lot of the lot of them who that i talked to toad may chinese new year wine sales account for roughly twenty percent or even up to thirty percent of their new sales so imagine that seven day period was lost okay and then imagine that period was extended for three months. So that's the challenge facing a lot of the importers in china. Of course logistics were delayed because quickly the pandemic spread from china to the rest of the world even when china in may and june recovered from the pandemic countries like france. And you know you us were in the depth of the pandemic so that affected global logistics while okay so we have the latest figures from the china customs at a showed. Import room declined by thirty percent. Thirty point eight percent to three hundred forty seven million leaders in poor value declined roughly thirty percent as well to u. s. one point eight four billion. This is quite significant. Because i want to draw attention to the fact that last year china's one import value already declined. We saw roughly ten percent job in volume terms and one percent in value terms because of the economic slowdown and trade war between china and us so the downturn we are saying this year is a continuation of what happened last year as well so that you know have a projection for what is to expect an what's to calm right okay. So the next one. I am going to talk about because of the job in wine imports on how affected merchants consumers and the price points are with saying on the shelves. Merchants of course when you have stalks that meant to be depleted for chinese new year that still sitting in the warehouse. What do you do when you have uncertainties facing forward more cautious. You becoming more cautious with your spending what to buy how to budget. That's natural response. A market sudden seeing a lot of merchants exiting the market on. Fortunately one of the examples with sane is from jovial. You guys are familiar with jovial. So basically jovial is a wine and agriculture importing company backed by the tech giant noval five years ago when it entered the market to stop important distribution winds. It costs a lot of and naturally they had a peak. I think around twenty key bruns including the world's biggest Organic winery and madonna in in chile and also jong here moi x. families wines earlier this year due to the pandemic it's general manager. Said they're suspended in the wine business. This is not a small one time. Importer were looking at a company. That's actually has quite a scale dots. The direct impact of the pandemic unperfect cards of course a lot of wineries and importers were having zero sales in february In particular consumers when you have job uncertainties because of the pandemic what are you gonna do. You're becoming more cautious with your spending. You're cutting all the non essential standings unfortunate wine is counted as among unlike you know maybe in france or italy or in the us consumers of course they're trading down if they are buying winds at all they. Are you know really budgeting what to buy. You know what is the best value. What is the most affordable wine out in the market. This can be reaffirmed by an expert on expert data. We just saw from burgundy out from january to september export volume to china hong kong jumped by roughly thirty percent and in value terms jumped by roughly around twenty percent and we see some increases in areas where the balaj ablation or shaba lease on those kind of increases Guan crew premier cru in terms of red and white store decreasing price. Wines priced under one hundred orrin. B is the most popular category one hundred. That's about fifteen. Us dollars

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Pair convicted in pharmacy fire bomb plot to be sentenced

On The Edge With Thayrone

00:38 sec | 10 months ago

Pair convicted in pharmacy fire bomb plot to be sentenced

"Pharmacist in Nebraska and a drug dealer in Maryland are both going to prison for plotting to bomb a competing pharmacy. Federal agents arrested the drug dealer in Maryland, William Burger Me. Back in April, he was running a website that sold drugs online under the name Never pressed Rx after his arrest, law enforcement officials say they learned the burger me had been involved in a plot with a pharmacist in Nebraska named Hiram Wilson. They were planning to firebomb a rival pharmacy. To get more business to Wilson's pharmacy and then funnel more drugs onto the black market. Both men apologize during their sentencing Friday in which Burgundy got 14 years and Wilson, the pharmacist, got nine.

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Washington DC - Washington Football Team player tests positive for coronavirus

WTOP 24 Hour News

00:18 sec | 10 months ago

Washington DC - Washington Football Team player tests positive for coronavirus

"Run of the Washington football team says that a player tested positive for the coronavirus last night and immediately self isolated while contact trade tracing data was evaluated. Multiple reports say that player is Matt Ayan itis that offensive lineman hasn't played since week. Three due to injury. Burgundy and gold host Cincinnati in week

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FA Eric Reid: Declined Washington practice squad

WTOP 24 Hour News

00:16 sec | 11 months ago

FA Eric Reid: Declined Washington practice squad

"Football team officially places Safety Landon Collins and his torn Achilles tended on injured reserve while signing Jeremy Reeves off of the practice squad. Former Carolina Pro Bowl safety Eric Reid says he declined it offer from the Burgundy and gold because it was only a practice squad deal. Meanwhile, the

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La Burgondie Brut Ros

The CheapWineFinder Podcast

05:00 min | 1 year ago

La Burgondie Brut Ros

"David Fromm. Cheap. Line. FINDER DOT COM. Coming at you with another wine review, we put on the cheap one finder dot website. And today it's a trader Joe's wine which to a lot of. It's the love burgundies. TREMONT DEBRAH goal. OC. Brute rose, Zach. Nine, hundred, nine. Import Bubbly. That's actually really really good. And It's a criminal chroma. is a sparkling wine from France. Isn't. From. Champagne. Champagne can be a grandma just means sparkling wine basically. But there brandon Sir you don't think of them as chromite you think of them as champagne. So everything else is a criminal and this is from Burgundy. And if you're not really up on. That part of the country. or The world I guess. The bottom part of Burgundy's this is of in northern eastern France. Is bourgeois. And the northern part is champagne and middle is the Burgundy region. and. It's home of some of the best new iron. Chardonnay in the world I mean it just that's that's ground zero for Pinot Noir Chardonnay. And they make. Like champagne does just a little bit to the north. They make bubbly to and a half may bubbly for a long long time. And this love ninety nine bubbly is made by. A group of farmers and four hundred, fifty different farmers in the region off with their grapes together and they make three and a half million bottles year. If, you want the name, it's on the. Website www cheap wine fighter dot com. It's French. Damn. I can't remember American names remember French names. But they're legit. You don't know who these who makes the winds were trader Joe's. But they're actually good in it at love. Ninety nine. This is good. Trader Joe's is a lot of buying power ninety nine. It is typically a lot less than what A. parable wine and a retail shop with being. One of the reasons is that all the in Europe are trader Joe's in. Europe is all ignored there's all ignored all these stuff. The all the United States is all these south and. Trader Joe's Aldi north, but they have a worldwide reach it almost wine shops are in a city or maybe a stay. Supermarkets can go. A long way they can be many states but they don't normally. Push. Their own brand of line. They don't really have that going for the most part like trader. Joe's does with are known for their wines and they're known for their value price twice. So this eleven ninety, nine criminal from Burgundy. And it's made in the same way. Champagne is. Made. With Pinot noir grapes. Champagne either either and or. Chardonnay. Pinot Noir Pinot Monet. Grapes are. Similar If anything the Pinot Noir. Grapes. In. Burgundy are better regarded than the ones up north. So. This love and ninety nine grandma. Mike be seriously underpriced. Mean when people pay big money for French. Champagne. Do you know? Everybody. Else's you know trying to get with. What's leftover because if you're going to spend thirty Bucks Forty Bucks Fifty Bucks One, hundred, twenty bucks you're buying champagne. If you only have ten twenty, you might look at a criminal. So that's what you know. But that doesn't mean it's the quality is not there. It's not equally good if not exactly the same because it doesn't exactly the same. But this is good Melissa delicate, it's balanced. It's got. Very controlled flavors. This is a one everything is where it's hopes to be. You know it's Often cheap bubbles are fun and delicious. Raw Love the place and they're. The last drink this one is kind of sophisticated and refined to I'm thinking because I got a glass of bubbles man.

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Washington Football Team to face Arizona Cardinals on Sunday

WTOP 24 Hour News

00:27 sec | 1 year ago

Washington Football Team to face Arizona Cardinals on Sunday

"Football team's We offer hands both virtual will be and full one Sunday site when estimates they face Cliff install Kingsbury's most troops air raid in a offense single day in and Arizona on average. We defensive install coordinator one roof Jack Del every Rio Cliff hour, with the so air raids it's easy system, to see you that know we they have the experience necessary. They want to run a lot of plays, And most and importantly, we're eventually easy on you're the wallet either not able through to keep September, up with them and you bust Save 50% make mistakes on or all roofing they wear you materials. down and Plus qualify then for and then interest they free financing until Have guys 2022 with with speed that our are prices running all back over the field, by our price guarantee. and it looks like they have Where a joystick will be any in a qualified video game. contractors? Burgundy and

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Some Plants That Give Red Color in the Fall

Your Gardening Questions

02:53 min | 1 year ago

Some Plants That Give Red Color in the Fall

"There are a great number of plant well, almost every plant has some sort of fall color. The ones that would give her read though starting with a fairly sizable vibe Burnham called Winter Third W. I n. t.. E. R. T. H.. U. R.. It's a maroon dark. Maroon Leaf. It has then what's called a droop fruita believe is correct and it's it's half the size of a grape and just about the color of a of a green purple grape. Fragrant SUPERMAC is Grollo Samak. I happen to have that around the base of a tree toughest nails it. It is putting up at the tree, the root system of the tree. Is a few weeds and keeps on keeping on. It has a good looking fall colored female spice Bush is bright yellow. Now, that's not going to be the color she's after, but we come then to common witch Hazel, which is again a little off of the the norm as far as getting into reds, but it's usually a rusty orange type of thing then well, June Berry or service Berry, and the reason is called both is that June berry the fruit has developed turns from green to bless green to more red to purple you have to fight the birds. Then it has a wonderful rusty red fall color in most cases. Father Guilt well, and there are many varieties of service berry from probably only head height who will. Six. Foot or so on up to about fifteen twenty feet then there's a plant called Father Guillot. SHRUB I have seen it whether it's a giant one, our standard when if you will. Ask for the Standard Planet is probably your best bet because the the big old fashioned one, I've seen. UNMANAGED period over it does I've seen it eight or more feet wide in probably eight feet tall. So it it and at the same time, I know where there are a dozen of them on each side of a major walkway into a business building facing south. Hot Dry miserable on sloped ground it still holds up and when it comes fall, it goes into red orange rid and when you're off, Oh, a hundred or more feet from that entrance almost looks like a fire burning on both sides of the entrance. A good one. There's another plant that goes into the burgundy color. There's a dwarf of it and a standard size. It is called it. It EA It has a white flower in the spring not unattractive but not real big and showy however in the fall all things being equal it's a very deep burgundy.

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Washington cuts RB Peterson after 2 seasons

WTOP 24 Hour News

01:04 min | 1 year ago

Washington cuts RB Peterson after 2 seasons

"John. The Washington football team doesn't have to cut the roster to 53 players until tomorrow, but the team has released veteran running back Adrian Peterson, the 34 year. The 35 year old ran for over 1900 yards in two seasons with the Burgundy

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Aria Pinot Noir Brut Cava

The CheapWineFinder Podcast

04:43 min | 1 year ago

Aria Pinot Noir Brut Cava

"Hey. From sheep wind finder again. With another wine review just posted on the sheep. WIND FINDER DOT COM website. And the area. You don't know why brutes. Are the freshman at groups of of. I think to. SLOW LARGEST ABBA makers in the world. And this one. Brought my I because. I think my favorite. Wine in the world, you say you can only drink one. I'm thinking they're expensive one. I WOULD WANNA punitive while this sham. and Taba. Is. made the exact same way that champagnes. Now, it's five, six, hundred miles farther south on the Mediterranean Ocean and. You know in Champagnes on the north side of the Burgundy area up in northern France. They're not the same growing regions, but they do make wine the same way. And they actually went out of their way to get new are. So, there is a little bit of a comparison because this actually As you know. Like, for Sakho is in made a second fermentation, that's the The bubbles come in. In large pressurize that and and by large I mean. Pressurize that. And can go anywhere from a couple of weeks a couple of months pressure. After the after the you know it's up to sugar and Co two comes out. The pressure puts it back down into the one after a few months it's incorporated in the wind you get bubbling. Its nineteenth century technology. Up and Champagne or Fifteen. Technology. For each and every bottle. Pat Some sugar and some. Covered up. It every day or two, just a quarter return. And come back a year and a half two years for years later, and there you go. Now you got. Older way of doing it. Kava. The same way for Sakho. Now, the Sharm at the tank affirmative action. So I saw Pinot Noir from Tabah which was cavs always a little bit. Not always a little bit. You can get. All sorts of really good Pavlos for less than twenty, twenty, five dollars. This was. Ninety nine. And it was directly kind of going one on one with shopping using Pinot noir grapes. Champagne, Chardonnay th-they new are a couple other grips to. And the minimum second fermentation has eighteen months, champagne. And here they want eighteen months with the staff of the IRA. In why? Roots Daba. Disip. Really, going I, want you really get. An expense. Oh, champagne of thirty, five, forty dollars. Twelve dollars. It's six hundred miles south of the grapes are grown differently blah blah blah. Clear stylistic difference between Kaaba and Champagne. They're not be the same thing. They set themselves up on this case to be the same, but it's not. And while. You Newark Bay Champagne is my very favorite in whole wide world and this doesn't quite meet that. It takes for eleven ninety nine it does well, it's a great. It's interesting Scott all sorts of. Flavors. It's smoother. It's brute. which is dry. It's got some good fruit flavors to. The city I just took second slip. That's when I know I like the senators when it gets, you drank in like sitting in a bar drinking beer if I reaching for the thing approaches. Spending wine of the same thing too.

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Phenom-nom-nom -- Redux

Your Brain on Facts

04:33 min | 1 year ago

Phenom-nom-nom -- Redux

"Lumpy dirty potato spread slowly through Europe being brought back from South America to Spain in fifteen seventy. The Swiss believed that potato consumption would lead to infection of the lymph nodes. The Burgundy. Region of France outlawed their cultivation altogether. Some thought that spuds would cause sterility while others thought that they caused rampant sexuality. We Have Antoine Augustin Parmentier to thank for our fries, Mash and hashbrowns. Forced to subsist on potatoes on exclusively as a prisoner of the PRUSSIANS during the seven years' war poverty are not only survived, but found that he thrived. Changing public opinion was an uphill battle, however, even serving potatoes to the KINK who suffered no ill effects wasn't enough. Permit years genius stroke was to make. People think they weren't allowed to have potatoes. He had his land filled with potato plots and hired guards to protect it. Guards who were instructed to turn a blind eye to all theft and accept any and all bribes so that the public would steal the potatoes and grow them on their own land. After a time Parmentier dismissed the. And as he expected, the locals raided the land and stole almost every potato plant growing there. By the following year, nearly every farmer in the region was growing their own potatoes. The potatoes, geographical and botanical cousin. The tomato fared better initially. Spain Portugal and Italy welcomed it with open mouths, the rest of Europe not as much. Tomatoes were blamed for health problems in in the upper-class people who were willing to eat them. The wealthy eight from pewter plates, a metal, high and let. The acid from the tomatoes would lead the lead from the plates, resulting in sometimes fatal lead poisoning. Even the American colonies of the seventeen hundreds view tomatoes as a curious ornamental plant. Making matters worse the Tomato Horn. Warm a conspicuously ugly three or four inch, long green worm with a Red Horn on its rear that can ruin tomato crops was considered to be independently business, and as dangerous as a rattlesnake. It reality. You've probably seen them in your own garden. You can just pick them off by hand to dispatch them in whatever manner see fit. Lee Apocryphal champion of the Wolf Peach as tomatoes were sometimes known was New Jersey Gentleman farmer. Robert Gibbon Johnson. According to the Salem. Society in eighteen twenty around two thousand people. We're jammed into the town square. Johnson emerged from his mansion and headed up market street toward the courthouse, dressed in his usual black suit with white ruffles, black shoes and gloves try corn, hat and cane. At the courthouse steps, he spoke to the crowd. To help dispel the toll tales and fantastic fables that you've been hearing and to prove to you that it is not poisonous I am going to eat one right now. There was not a sound as he dramatically brought the tomato to his lips and took a bite. A woman in the crowd screamed and fainted, but no one paid her any attention. They were all watching Johnson as he took one bite. After another, he raised both arms. The crowd cheered, and the firemen's band blared song. He's done it. They shouted. He's alive. We, know the tomatoes and potatoes come from central and South America but lots of foods don't come from where we've been led to believe. Let's go to a lightning round real quick. Croissants art from France they were created in Vienna Austria in sixteen, Eighty, three to commemorate the defeat of Turkish forces who were attempting to tunnel under the city and were heard by bakers who were up in the early hours of morning, beginning their trade. The Anna also gave Danish pastry. Sorry Denmark. French fries are Belgian and pulp. Fiction was telling us the truth about the manny's. Though it comes in many flavors, so give it more as ALII. Philadelphia cream cheese was invented in New York and don't bother ordering London Broil. In Britain, it's an American monitor for cheap top round steak to make them sound fancier.

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Washington Redskins confirm new name

Rush Limbaugh

00:40 sec | 1 year ago

Washington Redskins confirm new name

"This hour. The name Redskins is now gone for good. The team has come up with a new temporary identity. The new official name is Washington football team pending the adoption of a new name, which will not be coming during the 2020 season that, according to ESPN, A team will maintain its burgundy and gold colors and play in uniforms that looked familiar. The old team logo will be replaced on helmets with each player's number in gold and fans will be able to buy Washington football team merchandise in the coming days. The teams in the midst of scrubbing the old name and logo from digital and physical spaces and should have the new look completed in time for opening day, September 13. John Matthews on female and male dot com.

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"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

03:37 min | 1 year ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

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"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

03:43 min | 1 year ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"We've done it again. No guests me talking you listening a complete show. Actually we're a little short run short. No it's impossible. I've got a custom-made Rolex aviation special edition timepiece. That hasn't missed a second of its life. Guaranteed see isn't the watch. That says that it's a rolex rolex. One L. An exit the end. So what's not mine? Mine is spelled R. O. L. L. E. KS. So that's not a real exits. Actually some kind of knockoff. Dare you about this legitimately from a guy who desperately needed a bus ticket to get back to his wife and kids who are being held at gunpoint by Russian agents now that sounds like a scam Carolina. Who in their right mind would make a story like that to just try and get two thousand dollars. You paid two thousand dollars for that. What I did and I in my car. The situation seemed pretty desperate. I mean Russian agents. Can you imagine your family being held by Russian agents and not being able to help you lent the sky your car. When was this about? Let's see eight years ago And has he return car? Not yet you will. You left me his name and number. It's right here my wallet. Let's hear Justin Bieber four nine six one five seven four three five k. yes that sounds legit. You did not get taken for two thousand dollars in your car. I am sorry no need to apologize to me. It's Mr Blabber. You should apologize to well even though. That's a legit Rolex watch. We are still short on time. I've got an idea. Let's show our listeners. My one of a kind legendary knife collection. It's a podcast so we can't really show them anything. You described the knives and I'll tell people a little bit about each one. When I worked in radio we had to paint pictures for our audience all the time. So you can do it. It'll be fun. Okay Shar I guess if it gets. Us Show Where is this one of a kind knife collection where I always keep it in the trunk of My car? I'll just I'll just go get it and we can We can take a break all. Okay this is big time. Ron Burgundy here reminding you to tune into the Seth Meyers Program. This is a guy who can really put on a show with topnotch guests and five star entertainment. A lot of these guys offer up one and to start entertainment at a five star price. But this Guy Seth Meyers. He delivers the goods. Five stars you know. How most nights are you sit there in front of your TV set and they try to shovel garbage at your face. Not This Guy Myers. I'm telling you he's got the goods. I don't know how it does it to be honest. If I had a late night show I would just phone it in most nights. I wouldn't care what kind of mess I was. Thrown out there. But this Guy Myers puts in the effort every night. It's a hundred and ten percent segments like a closer look where seth breaks down the news. Also Joke. Seth can't tell have become appointment. Viewing for the smart set. That means you and let's not forget. This guy knows how to do an interview. One of the best in the BIZ JOKES. News great interviews. It's all happening over on late night with Seth Meyers five-star entertainment five stars. I gave it five stars. That would be out of a possible five. It gets all of them know. Have these five complete stars. Ron Stop talking go to YouTube dot com slash late night for show highlights segments like a closer look interviews and.

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"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

02:16 min | 1 year ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Today. There are so many Danes we could change. Animals have stooping names. Let's make them new. It's a fun thing to do. Let's change the names of animals. Like. Jerry or Lizard? Fan Ferdi, or even a vampire Baz ankle rat. Let's Change It's. Fun Game Let's change of animals. I can see that fun. We'll be right back after this. Are you enjoying the nine nine as much as I am Hello Ron Burgundy here with a word about the hit television show Brooklyn nine nine. If you haven't seen Brooklyn nine nine than you owe yourself a real treat, and if you're one of the millions of super fans out there already familiar with the show, get ready for more laughs and hijinks with all your favorite characters back for an all new seventh season on NBC. That's right. Jake Boil Hitchcock and Sally Rosa Amy Terry and Captain Holt are back for TV's best. Comedy, cool. Koo Koo Koo Koo as Jake. Would say seriously guys this. This show is the best thing running on TV these days, and that's saying a lot. There are by my calculations, one thousand and forty television shows, and this Brooklyn nine nine is better than all of them. Don't just listen to me. The critics agree this is the best TV show out there. The nine nine has everything a great ensemble cast, and the best writing, funny and sweet at the same time. Don't miss out. Your friends are watching it. Everyone is watching Brooklyn nine nine on NBC foam is a real thing. Folks Anyway. Brooklyn nine is now streaming everywhere. I'm Ron. Burgundy stay in school. All Right Rebecca the Ron Burgundy podcast. We'll.

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

02:16 min | 1 year ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Today. There are so many Danes we could change. Animals have stooping names. Let's make them new. It's a fun thing to do. Let's change the names of animals. Like. Jerry or Lizard? Fan Ferdi, or even a vampire Baz ankle rat. Let's Change It's. Fun Game Let's change of animals. I can see that fun. We'll be right back after this. Are you enjoying the nine nine as much as I am Hello Ron Burgundy here with a word about the hit television show Brooklyn nine nine. If you haven't seen Brooklyn nine nine than you owe yourself a real treat, and if you're one of the millions of super fans out there already familiar with the show, get ready for more laughs and hijinks with all your favorite characters back for an all new seventh season on NBC. That's right. Jake Boil Hitchcock and Sally Rosa Amy Terry and Captain Holt are back for TV's best. Comedy, cool. Koo Koo Koo Koo as Jake. Would say seriously guys this. This show is the best thing running on TV these days, and that's saying a lot. There are by my calculations, one thousand and forty television shows, and this Brooklyn nine nine is better than all of them. Don't just listen to me. The critics agree this is the best TV show out there. The nine nine has everything a great ensemble cast, and the best writing, funny and sweet at the same time. Don't miss out. Your friends are watching it. Everyone is watching Brooklyn nine nine on NBC foam is a real thing. Folks Anyway. Brooklyn nine is now streaming everywhere. I'm Ron. Burgundy stay in school. All Right Rebecca the Ron Burgundy podcast. We'll.

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

04:26 min | 1 year ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Rattling Chains Kettles Kettles Kettles. Blood curdling scream. Oh. Eating Human Flesh Tom. Shot goes noise. ooh Anchor. I I need to stop so my God and stuff's getting Jews, Gary. But I think you see what I mean right now. Hey, yeah! When I was terrifying when you had great sound effects to your ghost stories I mean it really will make you the hidden camp, and and you know that's about it for camping tips. Timmy. Get out there and have fun. All right. Carolina. What's next from the old mailbag? Well, okay, so the thing is that we don't have a bag or a fan club I don't even know where you got that. Letter from that little kid. That's such a messed up life. Oh, from Jimmy! Yeah come! Oh, well, then it's on to the next segment. Let's say the podcast is humming along just fine. When we get back, we'll play are celebrated animal names My name is Ron Burgundy and it's time for me to talk about Laga Villain Single Malt Scotch Yay me. Don't. Really do enjoy. Her her daughter died eight at heart. They OH BAGPIPES! Scottish kilts golf. The island of ice lay. If you're a real whiskey lover like me, then you already know the best whisky comes from Scotland and my opinion. The Best Whiskey in all of Scotland is Lago Villain. Single Malt Scotch Whisky. It's what I drink because I'm handsome and I'm famous, but even if you're not handsome, were famous, you'll enjoy the rich, PD smokey flavor and lingering sweetness while island. Joy The look on your face when you take that first sip of pure golden pleasure, smart people like. Like me no a good single malt. Scotch whisky isn't just a drink. It's an appreciation of the finer things of life, isn't it time you separate yourself from the rest of the Bozos out there for yourself some real class, sit back and enjoy the of doing nothing with lag and Scotch whisky and feel what it's like to live. The good life for a change brought to you by log of single malt. Scotch whiskies forty three to fifty six point, five percent alcohol by volume, imported by Geo New York New York one more thing. Please drink responsibly..

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"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

01:37 min | 1 year ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Names My name is Ron Burgundy and it's time for me to talk about Laga Villain Single Malt Scotch Yay me. Don't. Really do enjoy. Her her daughter died eight at heart. They OH BAGPIPES! Scottish kilts golf. The island of ice lay. If you're a real whiskey lover like me, then you already know the best whisky comes from Scotland and my opinion. The Best Whiskey in all of Scotland is Lago Villain. Single Malt Scotch Whisky. It's what I drink because I'm handsome and I'm famous, but even if you're not handsome, were famous, you'll enjoy the rich, PD smokey flavor and lingering sweetness while island. Joy The look on your face when you take that first sip of pure golden pleasure, smart people like. Like me no a good single malt. Scotch whisky isn't just a drink. It's an appreciation of the finer things of life, isn't it time you separate yourself from the rest of the Bozos out there for yourself some real class, sit back and enjoy the of doing nothing with lag and Scotch whisky and feel what it's like to live. The good life for a change brought to you by log of single malt. Scotch whiskies forty three to fifty six point, five percent alcohol by volume, imported by Geo New York New York one more thing. Please drink responsibly..

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

08:11 min | 1 year ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Hello and welcome to the Ron Burgundy podcast Carolina. How are you doing? I'm fine. I've just been waiting here for two hours. I. Was Everything okay? Everything was fine. We said twelve o'clock, didn't we? Yeah. I just It's two o'clock. Is it. Oh. My Watch is two hours slow. Fix by policies. And I usually remember when I wear this watch remember Ronnie this one's two hours slow, so keep that in mind I can help. Be Get that fixed, or we can get you. Know now it's kind of A. Little superstitious ballplayer. You know that way where? Hey. It ain't broke. Is Broken. It's just run slow. That's it because I'm afraid they're going to take a look underneath the hood so to speak in. Replace it with the. Chinese parts or something? Regardless we're here. We're queer get yours. Which is a classic classic saying from the Revolutionary War Times? I'd like to open up the old mailbag and pick out some letters from our fans. We have mailbag. Did someone give us I didn't know that we on? Carolina back from the beach right? Yes, we have a mailbag. Of course we have a mailbag. We've always at a mailbag. This is a real podcast you now. I get a lot of letters about all kinds of subjects, furniture repair dog, grooming skin-care bookbinding chemistry. I've been asked how to pick combination locks out to make your own lumber mill out. Make love is a popular question of. And how to be classy just to name a few, I try and respond to every letter I get with at least ten to fifteen pages, but some subjects disturb the whole book. And believe me I'm working on it. when I'm done. I'll have a whole encyclopedia twenty eight volumes of information on just about everything under the Sun. Lookout Wicky Wacky I'm Kevin for Ya. Twenty eight or twenty nine volumes, weighing over a hundred and forty pounds. Of Solid eight leather bound and available on the installment plan. The Ron Burgundy Encyclopedia will have so much information. You'll never need to look at your phone again. I'm sorry you're writing, encyclopedia yes. Yes, I am okay. And how far have you gotten I don't know. Gosh if I had to guess maybe fifty thousand pages fifty thousand pages well I mean they need to be typed up. Talking to my tape recorder almost every day while I'm driving or playing golf or at the movies in the supermarket, even even when I'm sleeping you talking to a tape recorder at the movies. Jerk? You never know when a great idea or Some knowledge is GonNa pop into your brain after you ready to get down and. But anyway. Yeah, so I've recorded version. In reams of information and someone just needs to type it up, Tada, Tada Tada Okla. -pedia, yes, okay. So but I'm getting off subject which I hate to do. Show back to the MAILBAG. Okay. Let's see here. Here's a letter. I got only last week from one of my Fan. Premium gold members wait. Did people pay to be in Your Fan Club? Premium, gold, there's different levels their spin premium. Gold is the the top level. We may start platinum. Next fall right now. It's premium gold yeah. You all the perks that come with premium gold. On. My name is Tim Wilson and I'm eleven years old and next week me and some of my friends are going camping. As adorable right a I've never been camping. My father is a WHO works in an office, making coffee and eating donuts and doesn't have time for me or my sister. You can't even throw a football or ride a bike or do anything, and you mainly sits in a chair at home and watches news and I guess I love him, but sometimes I think he's not my real father because my mother was around lot. Anyway if you have any tips on camping, I sure would like it because my dad is a real. Never mows the lawn or fixes. Anything doesn't know a thing about anything fun. Your friend. Timmy Wilson. Is He okay? Oh my God. What was that letter? Well? It was in the premium the premium Goldmember so he's got to be doing pretty good. well, Timmy! You're in luck because I know just about everything you need to know about camping and outdoor life and today. I'M GONNA. Give you some fast tips that'll make you look like a real little outdoorsman. Your friends will thank. You must have some kind of great father. Even if you and I know he's a real. So without further ADO, here's the Ron Burgundy ultimate short guy decamping and I say short guide because there's a book coming, but it several years away. That's on the table. That's your. Now today I have a simple list of five things. You'll need for any camping trip Carolina. Are you ready? Lash yes, okay. Well. We'll be right back with that after these messages right would be right back after these messages. People what if I told you there was a sweet beverage out there so tasty so pleasurable than only wizards could explain its very existence. Hello, I'm Ron Burgundy and yes, there is such a beverage of course. I'm talking about baileys original Irish cream the cream liquor that's found its way into all of our hearts, if you live for pleasure and the finer things in life I'm talking rare carinthian leather saddlebags, bone handled carving knives motorized tie racks, Kashmir. Soap on a rope the list goes on and now you can add to that list of decadent. Fund baileys original Irish cream part cake part booze. It comes in a bottle, and it's pure pleasure so often. I like to watch the boats come in off the bay from the balcony of my beach house, a look out over the water into the setting sun with a small smooth glass of Bailey's Irish cream by my. My side to keep me warm and remind me I'm a great person who deserves find things. Each new SIP brings with the taste of pure luxurious pleasure. Who boy you deserve! Find things do go get some Bailey's. You'll say Ron was right again. This has been a sponsor dad for baileys. Original Irish Cream Bailey's Irish cream liqueur, seventeen percent alcohol by volume imported by Paddington, limited. New York New York please drink responsibly. And we are back. The Ron Burgundy podcast Carolina. You've got your head in the game I'm I. Don't know why you keep checking. Yes, doing a camping to do list for one of our premium gold. Fan Club members Tim Wilson, yes. Sorry I thought we were going to interview Richard Dreyfuss today. DREYFUSS will have to wait. Tibi Wilson Camping. Situation needs immediate attention. Call drive up and you know, do one of your lies. What am I allies? Don't play dumb over there. You're a classic liar. Your mouth like a lying factory assembling lie after lie after lie, don't play dumb with me. Okay camping tips for Little Timmy Wilson never said he was little. Camping tip number one. Timmy, if you're going to go camping the first thing, you'll need to buy a good RV preferably a twenty six foot, but you go smallest fourteen and still hall a boat trailer without too much trouble. Without a solid recreational.

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"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

03:11 min | 1 year ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Not check out late night with Seth Meyers over on the NBC, Network Seth serves up a big batch of funny stuff every night that sure to tickle your funny bone smart comedy for informed people who don't want to miss out on what's happening in our world drew story. I play racquetball with Seth Meyers when I'm in New York, and he cheats, it's. It's not a big deal, but on the racket ball court is a cheater and not a very sly one. I might say any advantage he can get. He tries to take non-regulation balls unsanctioned footwear, obstructive clothing, scoring miscount S- you name it. He's a cheater. Alright they say the cheaters never win, but Seth Meyers is winning big weeknights on NBC should I say that, does it help or hurt a guy to call him a cheat too late? Check out late night with my old friend Seth Meyers and go to YouTube dot com slash late night set for show lights segments like a closer look interviews and more. You'll thank me later. Romburg. Hello and welcome to the Ron Burgundy podcast Carolina. How are you doing? I'm fine. I've just been waiting here for two hours. I. Was Everything okay? Everything was fine. We said twelve o'clock, didn't we? Yeah. I just It's two o'clock. Is it. Oh. My Watch is two hours slow. Fix by policies. And I usually remember when I wear this watch remember Ronnie this one's two hours slow, so keep that in mind I can help. Be Get that fixed, or we can get you. Know now it's kind of A. Little superstitious ballplayer. You know that way where? Hey. It ain't broke. Is Broken. It's just run slow. That's it because I'm afraid they're going to take a look underneath the hood so to speak in. Replace it with the. Chinese parts or something? Regardless we're here. We're queer get yours. Which is a classic classic saying from the Revolutionary War Times? I'd like to open up the old mailbag and pick out some letters from our fans. We have mailbag. Did someone give us I didn't know that we on? Carolina back from the beach right? Yes, we have a mailbag. Of course we have a mailbag. We've always at a mailbag. This is a real podcast you now. I get a lot of letters about all kinds of subjects, furniture repair dog, grooming skin-care bookbinding chemistry. I've been asked how to pick combination locks out to make your own lumber mill out. Make love is a popular question of. And how to be classy just to name a few, I try and respond to every letter I get with at least ten to fifteen pages, but some subjects disturb the.

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"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

03:11 min | 1 year ago

"burgundy" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Not check out late night with Seth Meyers over on the NBC, Network Seth serves up a big batch of funny stuff every night that sure to tickle your funny bone smart comedy for informed people who don't want to miss out on what's happening in our world drew story. I play racquetball with Seth Meyers when I'm in New York, and he cheats, it's. It's not a big deal, but on the racket ball court is a cheater and not a very sly one. I might say any advantage he can get. He tries to take non-regulation balls unsanctioned footwear, obstructive clothing, scoring miscount S- you name it. He's a cheater. Alright they say the cheaters never win, but Seth Meyers is winning big weeknights on NBC should I say that, does it help or hurt a guy to call him a cheat too late? Check out late night with my old friend Seth Meyers and go to YouTube dot com slash late night set for show lights segments like a closer look interviews and more. You'll thank me later. Romburg. Hello and welcome to the Ron Burgundy podcast Carolina. How are you doing? I'm fine. I've just been waiting here for two hours. I. Was Everything okay? Everything was fine. We said twelve o'clock, didn't we? Yeah. I just It's two o'clock. Is it. Oh. My Watch is two hours slow. Fix by policies. And I usually remember when I wear this watch remember Ronnie this one's two hours slow, so keep that in mind I can help. Be Get that fixed, or we can get you. Know now it's kind of A. Little superstitious ballplayer. You know that way where? Hey. It ain't broke. Is Broken. It's just run slow. That's it because I'm afraid they're going to take a look underneath the hood so to speak in. Replace it with the. Chinese parts or something? Regardless we're here. We're queer get yours. Which is a classic classic saying from the Revolutionary War Times? I'd like to open up the old mailbag and pick out some letters from our fans. We have mailbag. Did someone give us I didn't know that we on? Carolina back from the beach right? Yes, we have a mailbag. Of course we have a mailbag. We've always at a mailbag. This is a real podcast you now. I get a lot of letters about all kinds of subjects, furniture repair dog, grooming skin-care bookbinding chemistry. I've been asked how to pick combination locks out to make your own lumber mill out. Make love is a popular question of. And how to be classy just to name a few, I try and respond to every letter I get with at least ten to fifteen pages, but some subjects disturb the.

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