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A 33-Year Veteran of the FBI Reacts to the Mar-a-Lago Raid

The Charlie Kirk Show

02:03 min | 1 d ago

A 33-Year Veteran of the FBI Reacts to the Mar-a-Lago Raid

"A new book coming out called the fall of the FBI. How a once great agency became a threat to democracy. The author is Thomas J baker, and he joins us right now to help us unpack what the heck happened to the Federal Bureau of Investigation and he himself has over 33 years of investigative and management experience as an FBI special agent. And he has an incredible Wall Street Journal op-ed, which says whistle starts to blow at the FBI. I have so much to ask him. I'm so glad he's with us right now. Thomas baker, welcome to the program. Charlie, good to be with you. Thank you. And congratulations on the book. So let's just start here. I'll be very plain and blunt. I've lost total and complete faith in the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I believe it's become politicized and at that actors are not removed. In fact, some people believe rightfully so and I agree with them. The FBI is actually being used against citizens. Is that a bridge too far as someone who served in the bureau for 33 years? I know it's not a bridge too far. And a lot of people share those sentiments, my take is a little more precise, slightly different than what you just expressed. I think what's happened, the root of what's happened is a change in culture at the bureau that begun began on the director Mueller, bob Mueller. And a lot of these bad actors is the term you just use, have been removed that the bad actors you can name them all in the cave and call me et cetera from before and even more recently with the gymnast case and other, they keep getting fired. They keep getting dismissed. And unfortunately, current director ray and others around him keep pointed to that and say, well, we're getting rid of the bad apples. We got rid of the bad apples. And my contention is they're not looking at the underlying program problems, excuse me, the cultural change that took place beginning under Robert Mueller's leadership.

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Tyrus: AG Merrick Garland Doesn't Understand His Job

Mike Gallagher Podcast

01:48 min | 1 d ago

Tyrus: AG Merrick Garland Doesn't Understand His Job

"I got to say, your colleague and friend Greg gutfeld was brilliant in pointing out that this is a trick when Merrick Garland says I will not tolerate criticism of the FBI or the DoJ political violence, et cetera, et cetera, it's a tactic tyrus. It's an attempt to silence us. In other words, go ahead. It was trying to get responses. And I will not tolerate. Can you read the job of fine print? You're going to be scrutinized. You're the head of the FBI. Right. You have your bureau has ability to and are able to do things that normal citizens are not. And when you abuse those powers, you damn straight, are going to get criticized. And you better accept those criticizing answer questions, which you didn't do. Exactly. So sitting on his pulpit and again, I don't think he understands the job. And the more you hear him speak and see in the speech, he just comes off as a guy who's got an axe to grind and is going and there's no, I'm sure there's no secret that he was all too happy to sign that paper. He blames the Republican Party for not being a Supreme Court Justice. So what I've learned with being around politicians and career politicians is they're extremely petty. So my fear is Republicans when the blue drowning happens is that they spend way too much time and being petty and retaliation instead of getting this economy back on track, getting our police force strong again. So getting our schools and our educations together, getting that border fixed up. And then the international community know that we are not going to be soft sponges anymore. Right.

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NY Post: Hunter Biden Laptop Repairman Says FBI Agent Threatened Him

Mark Levin

01:28 min | 2 d ago

NY Post: Hunter Biden Laptop Repairman Says FBI Agent Threatened Him

"This is just breaking Literally just breaking New York Post Hunter Biden laptop repairman John Paul macisaac Says the Federal Bureau of Investigation an FBI agent threatened him to hush up This is by Miranda divine boy she good And Emily crane the computer repair shop owner who blew the whistle on Hunter Biden's infamous laptop claims in a new book that an FBI said in a new book that an FBI agent threatened him to stay silent John Paul Mack Isaac said two federal agents came to his Mac shop in Wilmington Delaware in December 2019 to recoup the laptop following a subpoena He details in his new book American injustice my battle to expose the truth Now let's just stop a second What damn businesses of the FBI is to get Hunter Biden's laptop back mister producer Why are they getting and getting the laptop for a hundred Biden And why are they getting the diary for Biden's daughter If it doesn't affect Joe Biden in any kind of a federal criminal way why is the top federal criminal law enforcement agency involved securing the laptop or that diary

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FBI Delivers Subpoenas to Several Pa. Republican Lawmakers

Mark Levin

01:21 min | 2 d ago

FBI Delivers Subpoenas to Several Pa. Republican Lawmakers

"And here we are again with this pen live news source FBI delivers subpoena to several Pennsylvania Republican lawmakers sources say Federal investigators delivered subpoenas or paid visits To several House and Senate Republican offices in the Pennsylvania capital on Tuesday and Wednesday That's one day and two days after Mar-a-Lago According to multiple sources at least some of the individuals receiving subpoenas were told they were not targets of an investigation According to at least 6 sources reached by pen live but that they may have information of interest to the Federal Bureau of Investigation All the sources had been briefed on the investigative moves in some way but demanded anonymity in order to discuss them The information being requested centered around U.S. representative Scott Perry Republican Pennsylvania and the effort to seek alternate electors as part of former president Donald Trump's efforts This is what they're writing to remain in office after the 2020 election So this is where they think they have their strongest case in Washington The fake electors Fraud obstruction

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Are Trump Boxes the Real Problem?

The Hugh Hewitt Show: Highly Concentrated

01:20 min | 2 d ago

Are Trump Boxes the Real Problem?

"I do want to talk about allocation of bureau resource. You have a lot of FBI agents living in your state and they're important and valued members of our entire national fabric. They do great work. But I don't know where John Bolton lives, but the Iranian revolutionary guard corps could force does. I'm worried about people in front of justice Kavanaugh's house, including an attempted assassination of him. I'm worried about an open border. I'm I just don't know about the allocation of resources to boxes and Donald Trump's basement that this represents. Well, I can't argue with that and Marilyn probably has a higher percentage of FBI agents living there than any other state. I would imagine we've got a higher percentage of federal employees than any other state we surround the nation's capital. I just had a meeting with John Bolton last week in Annapolis. He lives in Maryland. And he does have security. I mean, I don't know all the details of these threats, but apparently it's still a concern. And we have been both Glenn youngkin and I, governor of Virginia, have been pushing the Biden administration to do more at the federal level to help us. It's been state and local police trying to enforce the law, but there are federal laws protecting the Supreme Court Justices, and they're really not doing it.

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A Parody of an FBI Recruiting Commercial by Paul Shanklin

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:57 min | 2 d ago

A Parody of an FBI Recruiting Commercial by Paul Shanklin

"We now take you behind the scenes to a taping of an actual FBI recruiting commercial some months ago. You got me G man. Ladies and gentlemen, that was yesterday's FBI. Hi, I'm Jim Comey, head of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Sure, we used to go get the bad guys, but I changed all that to help the FBI take on a more meaningful role here in Washington. Now thanks to the leadership of president Obama, today's FBI has deeply engaged in political activism like here in our deep throat texting division. I hate Trump. More than you do, beautiful. Great job, struck. And our apology center is now second to none. We are deeply regret to go out. We are not a call from us to do better this is not our best promise. We promise those guys have to be on the ball 24/7 because when. Somebody please get the stupid say something phone, they they hung up, sir. Yep, probably for the best. Now, where was I? Never mind. Let's take it from the top. Join us the next time our secret hidden microphones take you behind the scenes. Well, welcome back to the Todd stars radio program. It's amazing what the our brand new addition to the Todd star's radio team, the great Paul shankman, parodies are emeritus of the Rush Limbaugh show. It's amazing what Paul can come up with. Well done, sir. You gotta laugh, folks. You gotta have a little bit of humor these days.

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Armed man approaches FBI office, exchanges gunfire with cops

AP News Radio

00:56 sec | 2 d ago

Armed man approaches FBI office, exchanges gunfire with cops

"In armed man in body armor tried to breach a security check point at an FBI office amid increased threats against federal agents after the FBI searched Donald Trump's Florida home Authorities say agents at the Cincinnati field office confronted the man who fled and later exchanged gunfire with police There have been growing threats against FBI agents and offices nationwide after the Mar-a-Lago search Violence against law enforcement is not the answer no matter what anybody is upset about or who they're upset with As he visited the bureau's Omaha Nebraska office yesterday FBI chief Chris ray said in remarks carried on WOW T the threats are deplorable The FBI's warning agents to avoid protesters and to put away their security key cards while outside the office Sagar Meghani Washington

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How Voter Integrity Laws Are Chasing Shady Election Workers

The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast

02:06 min | 2 d ago

How Voter Integrity Laws Are Chasing Shady Election Workers

"One of the phrases I've coined in recent weeks is the 2000 mules effect. What I mean by the 2000 meals effect is the way in which the documentary is having an impact, not just in sort of the normal way, which is what's law enforcement going to do now, we see some, although in my view, grossly inadequate steps in that direction, but all kinds of other effects, the effect on showing independence and Democrats, what their own side has been doing. The effect of a prodding the case for voter integrity laws, the effect of showing judges that the mechanisms used by the mules need to be carefully looked at. And as we saw in the case of Wisconsin, mail and drop boxes are now illegal with very rare exceptions throughout the entire state. The court found them to be inconsistent with both the constitution, the Wisconsin constitution, and Wisconsin statutes. Now, a lot of states, Republican states mostly are passing rules that make the behavior of election officials under certain circumstances, a crime. So either a misdemeanor in some cases or a felony in the other. And the idea here was actually very well explained by a guy named Bobby Kaufman, who pushed a bill of this sort forward in Iowa. And he goes, the bill makes sure that future elections officials that commit election misconduct face the same punishment that you or I or the general public would face if we did the same thing. In other words, we hear a lot about voter fraud, voter fraud is the voter doing something inappropriate, something that makes them vulnerable to being penalized. But what about election officials? What about election officials who engage in all kinds of shenanigans?

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Investigative Journalist Julie Kelly on the Whitmer Trials: Round 2

The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast

02:21 min | 2 d ago

Investigative Journalist Julie Kelly on the Whitmer Trials: Round 2

"I'm back with investigative writer Julie Kelly, who has been covering this beat like no one else. Julie, I want to talk about a matter that not unrelated, actually, because it might supply the original formula for the DoJ's action. And that is the resumption or the second trial that's going on now, just started, I believe jury selection is ongoing. This is for the two defendants who had a hang jury or who are not convicted, but they were also not acquitted. We know that the other two defendants, I believe, work with, talk about what's happening in this sort of Whitmer around two and connected to what's happening with Trump, but also with January 6th. So it's very interesting. So to your point, the DoJ has decided to retry two men accused of conspiring to kidnap and kill Gretchen Whitmer in 2020. The other two defendants four of them went to trial in April 2 were liquidity remaining to head hung jury. So DoJ is retrying them. Of course, this has to do with the heavy infiltration, actually the FBI came up with the whole plan, stitched this group together based on social media posts had numerous informants working out a multiple FBI field offices required approval at the highest level of DoJ and FBI one agent testified in April. So they're retrying these meant what's interesting dinesh is listening to jury selection on Tuesday. This is a heavily trumped supportive area in western Michigan. And you had jurors and you had the judge ask about distrust in the government and at one point he asked jurors to raise their hands if they had heavy distrust in the government. And you could hear the judges reaction. Now, just imagine this is jury selection, the day after these people found out that the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago. And my contention is that this is going to backfire on the government that the DoJ and FBI have created such distrust that people who once were automatically as people on the right supporting the FBI and law enforcement now will view them so skeptically and cynically that it could backfire in this trial and result in the acquittal of two more men

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Journalist Julie Kelly on the Endemic Corruption in the FBI

The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast

01:54 min | 2 d ago

Journalist Julie Kelly on the Endemic Corruption in the FBI

"I'm back with Julie Kelly. Julia, I was asking you about the fact that the Democrats can't stop themselves, it seems they tried to impeachment, they tried Russia collusion, and it looks like this is they're on a quest in search of a crime. They have their target, they have their suspect, they have their person they want to indict and it's just a matter of what do we get this guy on. And interestingly, it seems that so much so many of the pundits and the media and so on are all sort of brazen disregard of law. They really are. So going back to what you said at the end of our first segment, Debbie is right. I'm sure she'll be happy to hear that. But of course, she's seen how this plays out in places like Venezuela. But also, we see that this DoJ is producing all of these imaginary charges. I mean, you have this DoJ, Matthew gray is the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, who is charged about 20 Americans with seditious conspiracy. This is such a rare charge. There's not even sentencing guidance for it. No American has ever been convicted of it. Yet Matthew graves managed to go to a grand jury in Washington D.C. city that voted 93% for Joe Biden convinced them that nonviolent people like the oath keepers who walked into the building and opened door carried no weapons, assaulted no one. Didn't even vandalize property, that they somehow are guilty of seditious conspiracy. So this Justice Department doesn't have to convince anyone except a grand jury in Washington D.C. of these imaginary crimes. I mean, you have people going to jail for years on a charge of obstruction of an official proceeding, which I think is one of the counts that they are going to try to charge Trump with.

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Investigative Journalist Julie Kelly Sees the FBI Raid Backfiring

The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast

02:18 min | 2 d ago

Investigative Journalist Julie Kelly Sees the FBI Raid Backfiring

"Guys, I'm really delighted to welcome to the podcast. Well, welcome back to the podcast. The one and only Julie Kelly. She is the go to person on the issues that we're going to talk about, which is the FBI, the double standards of the Biden DoJ, what needs to be done, Julie, thank you for joining me, delighted to have you as always, it seems to me that this raid on Mar-a-Lago, which perhaps the Democrats thought would be a way to smear Trump has kind of backfired on them and I wonder if you agree with that assessment and how you think this is going to play out. Hi, dinesh. Thank you, as always, for having me on and for covering my work. I do think it's backfiring. I think even some Democrats and left wing pundits are recognizing that, look, this is an egregious, unprecedented move. And there needed to be some real salad justification for it. And some public explanation, but if we're being told in what is being reported by both Trump camp and even federal authorities taught leaking to news outlets, if he was indeed cooperating and they somehow thought he had classified material in his possession, they were already working with Trump and his lawyers to figure that out. So there's really nothing that justifies it seems this judge who we now know is tied to Clinton world and to raids presidents, former president and potential rival of Joe Biden, raid his house, FBI agents for hours asking apparently for the Mar-a-Lago people to shut off security cameras, not give them a copy of the warrant looking for some sort of classified documents that's the ruse anyway. I think this is really fired up, even people dinesh, who have been completely silent on the abuses of the FBI related to anyone. Any Trump supporter or the president himself.

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Stephanie Ruhle Wants to to Redefine the Word 'Raid'

Mark Levin

01:34 min | 3 d ago

Stephanie Ruhle Wants to to Redefine the Word 'Raid'

"Keep hearing a lot of people call with the FBI did at Mar-a-Lago a raid But for fact's sake here's the deal Law enforcement doesn't even use the term raid So what actually happened The Justice Department applied for and got a court authorized search warrant that gave them lawful authority to enter Trump's home When they raided his home And they grabbed everything they could And they went into the former First Lady's closet and went through a wardrobe Care if they got a warrant under the Fourth Amendment under an outrageous judge Who cares This was intended to try and humiliate Trump and the First Lady This is intended to find information Yes related to the presidential records act but even more so anything else they could find January 6th tax returns They get one shot They wanted to make sure Trump wasn't there And he wasn't This was in planning for weeks It involved two at least offices of the Federal Bureau of Investigation in Washington and South Florida They want you to believe the attorney general knew nothing about it That's just not believable We don't have to believe anything these people say because they lie like a rug

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Adam Mill: How Do We Get Rid of the FBI?

The Dan Bongino Show

01:59 min | 3 d ago

Adam Mill: How Do We Get Rid of the FBI?

"Goes into a lot of band aids We could use to kind of at least in the short term repair the FBI which I think has to be abolished at this point But at least things that would help move the football along a little bit First he describes the problem Just like Ron Paul did and the clip we opened up the show with You want to hear that clip again you can check it out on the podcast today have it there Adam mill notes politicians fear the FBI because of its ability to plant and spread stories with the imprimatur of the bureau as a source You know you see a starring a paper Jim verdy robbed the Jimmy John's of a gargantuan That's nonsense No no someone in the FBI toe Oh wow Mike you better get to that Jimmy John No more gargantuas left Jim stolen You FBI says it You see the power of the FBI to leak to the media But that's not it Mill goes out That's not the only thing Mill goes on When the FBI sees a candidate engaged in Rio corruption however it seems to do the opposite running interference with the news media to protect that candidate by suppressing news stories or characterizing politically inconvenient stories as Russian disinformation Oh that never happened Actually it just did with Hunter Biden So he lays out the problem along with other things I talked about before abusing databases spying on political candidates paying spies to spy on political candidates Using leaks using foreign governments planting stories in the paper I mean the litany of FBI abuses is just too much to overcome It's time to disband them at this point But if we can't disband the immediately here are some potential fixes He talks about step one They need to register their contacts with political figures This is a great idea This is from mill's piece in American greatness He says one solution might be to demand the political candidates a pledge to publicly disclose any attempt By any member of the FBI to gain leverage over that politician

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Rep. Scott Perry Says FBI Seized His Cell Phone

The Dan Bongino Show

01:16 min | 3 d ago

Rep. Scott Perry Says FBI Seized His Cell Phone

"So what's an extinction burst here The FBI is now kicking the soda machine because they put in a dollar and they start and they were expecting some kind of reward from the media Be celebrated like American heroes What happens Universally across the aisle everybody now knows the FBI is an activist political group Everyone even the lefties who are quietly hiding it as they can use them as tools Everyone knows it So they're in this now mad extinction burst What did they do Fox News Trump allies got Perry he's a congressman says the FBI sees the cell phone one day after the Mar-a-Lago rate Folks they can't stop Now they know They know they are in deep rhymes with hit They know it They know it now They know the Republicans are now almost definitely going to take back the house May take back the Senate They know they're going to get dragged up there And every question under the sun is going to be subpoenaed they know now there's precedent by the way for locking people up if they ignore congressional penis there's going to be demands for documents The bureau now knows they are in deep stuff You know what I mean So they are desperately trying to scare the living out of anyone who has any connection to Trump with any power at all That's why they went after Scott Perry's phone yesterday

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 US inflation slows from a 40-year peak but remains high

AP News Radio

00:41 sec | 4 d ago

US inflation slows from a 40-year peak but remains high

"Falling gas prices in July gave Americans a slight break from surging inflation Consumer prices dropped 8 and a half percent last month compared with a year earlier according to a new report from the U.S. bureau of labor statistics that's down from 9.1% in June but essentially unchanged month to month inflation slowed in July it still remains near a 40 year high Gas airfares hotel rooms and used car prices fell while core prices that exclude food and energy rose 0.3% rent medical care and furniture are more expensive and the cost of groceries continues to surge Today's report raised hopes that a modest slowdown in inflation might enable the Federal Reserve to raise short term interest rates by less than had been anticipated when

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Article III Project Founder Mike Davis on the FBI Trump Raid

The Charlie Kirk Show

00:57 sec | 4 d ago

Article III Project Founder Mike Davis on the FBI Trump Raid

"You though really quick. What do you think is the calculus right now of the Federal Bureau of Investigation? I think they're evil, but I don't think they're dumb. What were they thinking by doing this? What did they hope to achieve? Is this really a national archive dispute? Is this an act of desperation? What's your speculation here? Well, president Trump left office 18 months ago. So what's the urgency right now? And it seems like the urgency is as they know that president Trump is going to run again. They know he's going to win the primary and they know he's going to win The White House again. And I think they're panicking. And they think this is a Hail Mary. They think I've seen Mark Goliath the top Democrat, election lawyer putting out this theory that under the statute of someone misuses presidential records, they're just qualified from office. It's just complete nonsense that they're pushing this theory, the constitution clearly spells out how the president is picked, how he's elected what his qualifications are. And they're just grasping at straws here. They're

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Ric Grenell Discusses Brittney Griner and Prison Transfers

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:28 min | 5 d ago

Ric Grenell Discusses Brittney Griner and Prison Transfers

"Rick walk us through how prisoner transfers usually usually work. Brittany griner goes to Russia with drugs, shouldn't have done that. She's a fellow American despite the fact she hates America. She kneels during the national anthem. Under a normal administration, I believe Britney would already be home. We saw that with the ball brother with Lamar, I get them all confused. When Trump got these prisoners home, but now it seems as if we're doing this elaborate prisoner swap with the merchant of death, how do prisoner swaps usually work and why is this so outrageous what we're entertaining right now? Well, I think the first thing to say is that the State Department has a whole bureau that deals with this detained Americans. And you know, it's a very, very slow process. If you commit a crime in another country, we usually let the other country kind of go through the machinations of its illegal process. We demand access, there's consular affairs individuals, Americans working overseas in the embassies who will go see the Americans detained. It's a very slow process and we try not to jump forward on legal processes. But there are times when detaining detained American is so outrageous that the political types and usually the NSC or The White House jump in and say this is unacceptable. We're not waiting. We're going to get you home

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Sen. Marsha Blackburn Discusses Widespread FBI Corruption

America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast

01:43 min | Last week

Sen. Marsha Blackburn Discusses Widespread FBI Corruption

"Few days, you've seen reports of more than one whistleblower from inside the FBI and the DoJ. I'm confessing to the fact that conservatives are being targeted inside the bureau and outside the bureau, how worried should the average citizen be that these agencies have now become enforcement arms of the Democrat party in the Biden administration? Well, what you have to look at is as I told him today when I opened my remarks, Tennessee has come to me all the time. And they feel like there's two systems of justice, two different tiers. And the FBI will go after parents who show up to the school board meeting. And if you listen to the testimony and the response he gave us today, you will notice he didn't always use the term investigate. They like to say they are not investigating parents. What he did use was to talk about auditing assessing and then investigating. So it appears that they are net can be cast wider if they're auditing or assessing an individual or a situation without opening a full investigation. So these are all things that we were supposed to have him for two grams of questioning. We ended up just having one round of questioning because he said he had a plane to catch. So we're having to submit for answers and get those answers in writing.

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The Bureau Boys

03:00 min | 1 year ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

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The Bureau Boys

06:53 min | 1 year ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"Type prada shoots little laser beam out of watch. How the hell did we miss that thing has the zip ties rallies. Chris and ankles did hack rally rubs his sore wrists and sore ankles. Thank you detective potter. Still little web. I may but i'll just shower in the river behind my house. Why needed will rub me down with our handmade soap. Then we'll make sweet sweet love under the willow tree. I'm sorry. did i see that allowed. Yes but that's fine. I really think. It sucks in this town hill valley instead of river willow. Because as far as i could tell did rally. There's neither a hill nora valley except for that small hill that we killed that which on i mean involuntary manslaughter. Oh yes the spooks listening. Remember i live on the outskirts of town now south side of the tracks. Yeah true. I'm almost on the edge of hill valley which is not the best place to be. Let me diliah. But that's neither here nor there narrators. I know you can still hear me and see me. Detect potter rages into his pocket and pulls out to badges. I don't know if you guys have like a corporeal former like a shag pad like detective riley. And i used to have or one of us used to have or some place like a mantle someplace he could put these but i think i can speak for detective rally when i say we'd be honored if you'd be honorary members of the bureau and just like that the badges disappear from detective potter's hand and up here on both lavar lapel. Even though the narrator of time had a corporeal form way have not or do we Shut up married time. What guys we should be. We should team up. We do like it. Adventures thing like where we all get together narrative time. You're going before the narration tribunal council. And you're going to answer for breaking these laws crimes against nara mezei detective rally detective potter. I know this has been tough on you and juanita and your kid to maybe just wanna come home with me. I'm not condoning you abandoning your family. But we're getting into that territory but before we go detective fodder and i really appreciate the offer. Let's keep that on the table. Just put a pin in that for a second. We decide we're going to do with this unconscious. Gordon freeman here. He did admit to stealing the bread. But he was under the power of this narrator time seemed like narrator of time has dictated all the events in this case this point including gladiolas walking in office in the first place detective rally. I just realized. Do you think gladiolas was even a real person Well detective potter. I guess we'll never know. And so the euro boys of solve another case. The marvel derive quite the mystery. It was narrator. And you know just because this case didn't have a clear cut ending aura clear. Cut antagon- has a very clear. God narrative no art even a clear-cut protagonist. I mean we're calling the bureau boys that save. The cat had seen one. Yeah you're still working on your screenplay onto five. I ask. i pissed that way moved away from hollywood boulevard. Hopefully on the next case which you know we can decide for the boys organically who knows but on the next one who knows. Maybe we'll get back to hollywood someday. All i know is detected. Detective reilly went out that night and raised hell and ill valley drinking themselves stupid and stumbling back to that haunted bachelor drinking and i'm sound stupid narrator adequately that they were arguably stupid stupid is as stupid does and sound. the euro. Boys returned to work next day. Almost as if not playing a habit because narrative consistency is playing. I've been working on narrator specificity and consistency. i'm proud of you narrow. Thanks for taking my notes. That i slip under your door at the end of every narration session. Well up the air. All boys finding their way into do interesting case will detective riley return home to his lovely mexican. Wife and child will bear. All boys maxed case involved even wild sopar natural paranormal elements. All will it be tamer. What even is the bureau at this point now. And where do the boys get the cash for. All the expenses better goes into solving these cases especially now that detective riley maxed out at them. Hot us credit by out the answers to these and many more questions in the next season of the euro. If you enjoyed this episode helped a barrel solve this case by some. i think you'll blue a bureau. Boys dot com. They may use it on a future episode. Why that why not join their informant network and tell all your friends and family to join too but don't tell the criminal because bureau boys comment for them..

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The Bureau Boys

04:23 min | 1 year ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

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"bureau  " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

08:04 min | 1 year ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"Potter. I don't think you're listening to us at all. No no no. Let's give me your thirty second pitch. And i want to hear it from detective rally. Don't you say a word potter. Because i won't hear it. Detective rally you got this. Yeah so about these okay so okay so picture this zoom in you got to detectives and they're they're ride motorcycles on the strip of hollywood boulevard. Detective riley is pitching this pilot. Dick potter is doing that. Thing with his thumbs and forefingers way makes the little framing shot. He's moving around their tiny little circle of reindeer at shooting detective riley from different perspectives. And it all ends when detective potter and riley surrounded by all the people they saved they all look at each other and say well wasn't that nice has detective. Riley wraps up his story. Now there's slow wrapping beings. It's coming from a clause but narrator it only accused to be anita clause it's actually coming from below. Anita causes dress for out from underneath a clause walks tiny shoddy builds all. What looks like a tiny gile. This reminds me of a christmas. Carol when pestilence and famine were underneath the ghost of christmas futures goes christmas pass robes. I don't remember narrator. I've been a correct you one last time before i slap you silly. It was the ghost of christmas presents. And it was this roads and i believe it was ignorance and one okay well. I think that. I watched the mickey's christmas carol version and they didn't have either one of those characters. Were you about to tell me that. Pestilence and famine or two of the horses of the apocalypse you're right in that regard. I was but you figured it out on your own. Let's get back to the case. Maybe we should be detectives. The bureau boys noticed that what has emerged from beneath mrs claus. As a small child a young girl as she emerges mrs claus who apparently was a robot shuts down all craft. How could you see. You're looking a little bit livelier than you were. When we crucified fide you to riley. I know that we haven't done much this entire time. But that is santa claus. And anita clauses granddad. She's the one who wrote the recipe or who wrote her mother's recipe down as her homework assignment that we found by the rotten reindeer ranch. That's right but if she's crash home and mrs claus is some kind of automaton. Today i'm gonna quibble with you right there because she doesn't seem to be an automaton matan or an android because she needs to be controlled. It seems by someone within. She's a machine or robot. Well this is way over my head like a robot maybe that yeah. I don't know okay. She's not human detective riley hop pop old furry beard. I've been controlling grandma for centuries little shoes. And that whole time. When i was poking grandma. You're it now detective rally. Orderly said that they would have sex all the time to santa's got that big old d. And this explains why. Mrs claus could change her form from fat and ugly to like slant and really really hot super hot right. Yeah oh yeah yeah. Yeah she super hot zing just for the record to. It doesn't count if you're super attractive to a little girl that looks like a super hot woman. Little girl has to be hundreds and hundreds of years old right that we're learning. That's a good point. These people are centuries old explaining it. I remember when mari son lawrence of arabia. Que- you're the father of lawrence of arabia. Of course i am. I off of shock. I haven't i told you that before. Yes i'm like. Ghosts gone ganga's connor lawrence of arabia because congress called i've impregnated a law women and pretty much everyone's related bird and so a lot of great great people are related and this here. I don't know i'm explaining to you talking human but this little this little girl. She was the daughter of my great great great great great great sodden lawrence of arabia. Your great son us a great son one of the best better than alexander. The great because i mean it writing his name didn't call him lawrence of greatness. I'm not picky favorites right now. Which we'd my children yes also alexander. The great was a child of yours. Yes yes he. He was doing admitting that much. I could crush you. But i'm a good good man how to live your presence if i ever get reinstated my body. You can't crush us. You can't even touch yourself. How can you do anything. Ause yeah nan. A boo boo can't jerk off. So the bureau boys turn joe their bare buttocks to santa claus who can do absolutely nothing but stare. Yes yes i am susan. What you don't know about me. Was that bracken. I found a lamp with genie. All papa i've robbed latch ma'am. Oh yes i did. And i asked for emergency and this body to rally. We've got to get some sort of confession out of these two. This conversation has gone on far too long. What's the endgame here. What what. What is susan one. What's the deal with santa. How the hell are we going to get him back. I think i have a plan. I think my head is gonna is gonna play role in it. So detective riley takes out his oath. Hatton puts it atop his head just in case for some reason. The oath hat doesn't have an immediate effect on detective. Riley have something spitting over hats. It's wrong. I've always lived in your shadow you'll emissions caused so over the years. I fought my job mechanical engineering. I electric trolley constructed misses kosh option to rally this is not getting any closer to the resolution of this case. Is that doing anything. No it's not having no effect. I don't feel any magical powers and you know i'm very in tune with my natural aura. Yes do you think you have it on the wrong head. Wait a minute. I'm not an else. And we all know. Santa clauses have l. blood in them. That's a good point. Detective rally yes. There's only one santa claus but he's definitely has blood in them in him. he's eaten a lot of elves. Yeah yeah yeah. Well i think secretly. Because mrs claus feeding it to iowa. We don't know any probably has absorbed through his skin because he has so much else blood on his hands. Right right right okay. Here's the plan. I'll be a flick this cap on to santa's head with your finger yet. Can you hold it like a all. Yeah yeah.

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The Bureau Boys

08:21 min | 1 year ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"It seems how it seems. You've been on the matter. His my low cut top bothering you. A cleavage detective bader. I can't resist mommy. What more goo goo look into my eyes and talk to her. Look at me. Focus on me. So detective potter grabs detective rallies head and pointed directly at his. The bureau. Boys stare deep into one another's eyes potter. I i still have my candy cane. Heck's in the big red sack decatur kane x the magical candidate acts the one that can ward off. Christmas empires perform holiday exercises or some ghost of christmas past detective riley. I feel like if there's one we need. It's a ghost of christmas. Past and that christmas is the christmas where i lost my virginity. No no detective rally not that christmas. We don't need anymore. Hormones into this. One owners are touching detective rally. We have to think of the least sexy christmas we've ever had. I mean once we were old enough to know what sex is. It doesn't count from like under the age of ten so the boys put their heads together both dick and cranium to think of a non sexy christmas they most on sexiest christmas in order to summon a ghost. That's a great plan. We're gonna summit the sexiest ghost to cancel out. Mrs causes sexiness. Obviously we need to summon the ghost. Dulcet clause santa. claus is the lee. Sexy thing i can think about about christmas detective riley yuccas. You'll have like spikes through his hands and blood covering his body even before he was crucified. Detective rally hey detective rally for your court record. Do you want to say on record that the least sexy thing you find about christmas is els because i think that would read well for jury. Yeah and also. Let's get this notarized asap so that the courts will accept it good idea detective riley okay so both of us have to think as oh by the way as detective riley detective potter or having the side conversation. Mrs claus is just relaxing in the corner. Dick rally we have to think of the lee sexy version of santa that we could both think of. And if you need inspiration just look on the wall and if we both think it hard enough. I think we'll summon the ghost of santa passed house. The bureau boys to think about crucified. Santa and also big fat tubby santa and perhaps even how he got so tubby all those late night pencils and pretzels. You give set pretzels. No water you. Don't get good gifts cookies and milk. You didn't wit and how he picks lint from his badly and between his toes. When mrs claus not home as the bureau boys are thinking of sex. Listen sexist details about santa a blue glowing santa apparition starts to appear in the middle of the room but then both the bureau boys thoughts are drawn to that conversation with the orderlies. About how big of a dick sat as for a brief moment the apparition fades detective riley. Are you thinking about what a big santa has. I head that's sex detective riley. We can't be thinking about sex. We just have to focus on the gross ram and mrs claus really pound in a way. I know right between her cleavage. I get it detective riley but we have to put that out of our heads. So there'd be real voice double down on their concentration and they push all thoughts of sadness. Big throbbing dick out of their minds he instead imagining kindly shriveled showed barely a fingernail inside. That will do the trick. The apparition in the center of the room grows more opaque and brighter brighter until they see. The ghost of santa claus laurel cena. Are you okay gene. Better days how to tell you. This your dad. Senator tries to touches own body stroke his own cock and there's nothing they're just hair santa. No you're a ghost santa. it's weird that your clothes stick to your body in this ghost world but you can't touch yourself. What a nightmare existence saint are you in. Hell hell yes. I am and full high died on. Saintly de was saint nicholas alcohol but being crucified. Send me straight to crump santa. That's so weird. Because arguably the greatest of them all jesus christ was crucified and he went straight to heaven. Are you saying it didn't work that he died for our sins. Santa where we can't all be perfect not jay z. Said are you sure this isn't about you and the war on christmas. I mean ex-miss. Because sam i did notice that your cross is not the traditional t shape. It's a acts khokar okay. Maybe i've been. I've been part of the problem. Kept christ out of christmas sumi. Okay my job is to deliver presence saying we don't have time to sue you. We have a lot of suits pending detector riley. Already what do you want from you. Wait a minute wait a minute i smell i smell her old bitch and my mets saying that's what we need your help for. There's mrs claus. She's i don't know enslaved a bunch of elves and is running a chain of orphanages and i think she means to kill us santa claus. Well well well if it isn't my old ball and chain on utah. Well well well. If it isn't my old santa stick all right. Put your way. How can i couldn't bondo him. If i walk into. Who these all things. Those bags have maintained vibrancy for decades. But god damn woman mary. That's right you're getting too. Close my dear. Chris defer kringle. Christopher evan kringle. That's right and you know what happens when i say your name. A third time. Christopher right so let's not get too hasty jarred woman. We were supposed to be rehabilitated. These poor out giving them a job up today. Could call whole santa rehabilitating you mean rehabilitating that's why santa i had to have you out of the way. I know that you thought that you were running this orphanage. I know that you were going. T use these kids as labor to me joys. And i couldn't have it their way santa. Because for every one of these kids that you plucked from these orphanages and took to the north pole and enslave them into making toys. That was one less government grant. That was one less paycheck coming to the orphanage. Santa money grubbing.

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The Bureau Boys

07:59 min | 1 year ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"We listen the bureau they were in the hill. Halle orphanage to order lease had just been swallowed up by the stairs in the orphanage and the bureau boys were running toward a laundry. Shoot that had been pointed out today by one of the orphans slash. I believe that that often was heeded else sees smooth skin. I won't dwell anyway. The boy's death laundry shoot and head first with their red bag of trailing behind the you boys titled top over tail dome over. It seemed that they would be falling for the rest of their lives. Which in detective riley's case is very short and a detective. Potter's case is very long because he only eats egg whites. Has the boys deeper. The tunnel became wider and they seem to be suspended in the air and flooding up towards the birth and old blocks and cinnamon with bowling gently. Slowly the boys each manager their butts in one of the chairs the chairs north down to the floor. I would say that they were in another tavern but it was really more of a big open ballroom was leaked by candles. Only small short candles ninety outside of the ballroom to give it the titular ballroom. Those candle reflecting off of a large one suspended from the ceiling in the middle of the ruling on one side of was a stream of disheveled and broken down little boy and on the other side of the ball equally disheveled broken down little girls in tattered clothes pins all staring at one. Another from across the great expanse of the ballroom kind of like fortunately both ways and the little girls completely silent in the more horrifying detail is it wasn't clear they had the bureau boys tour's descended to adeptness that had been set up in the ballroom a slow tapping emerged from the darkness. The bureau boys turn to face. The slow clap in a dog figure emerged from the disco ball glows and the candle. Who who. what have we to strapping. Young kids in madonna jin. I mean in maybe spent of my orphanage. What your orphanage detective daughter. I think. I did this mrs claus who runs the orphanage. Yeah i know. Mrs claus detective riley. I've known her. Since i was two years old her husband always would come and drop nevermind. Detective riley is being with that. Mrs claus points to the wall. The far wall that dozen have little orphans attached to it. The bureau boys look over and see us crucified. Santa claus okay. Mrs claus where i did not crucify him. We've only ever crucified a gym teacher. I also can swear that. I also did not know that boys. Of course he didn't gruesome. I am twa zone. Twas the night before christmas when i crucified my husband sent out. What how what. Christmas this could end it all to. They rally quick sidebar. Of course we're sitting right next to each other is why would get any presence last year. He's been dead for an entire year. Mrs claus i assume that is your name of course. of course. it's my name. Boys mrs claus. When did you crucify your husband. Oh man mrs claus laughs giddily with an insane. Look in her eyes. The flames of the candles grow higher and deeper and brighter. The flames engulf booth the orphans on the left side of the room and on the right side of the room so the bureau boys would never have a chance to find out if they could make any sow for their bodies burned pretty quickly probably because they were filled with sugar kerosene. Yep oh my god. Oh my god they even make a sound like silent night holy night though. This is an unholy night detective riley. I don't even know we were falling down that shaft for so long. I can't even tell what day it is. It's christmas day. Of course well. Then detective riley run out of the nearest market and by the biggest fattest turkey. No never mind detective. Riley did it potter. It's we don't have time for a screwed radio mrs claus. You can call me by my christian name which is anita mel. That gives you on kind of a weird sexiness that i don't like at all as detective mentions sexiness. Anita clause become shape dear more womanly that before almost like gloria grin which had done not one season ago daughter. I think she's in her hands. She's getting so hot. Detective we have got to stop getting boehner's on the job detected potter. I feel. I feel that i'm going to be really naughty. And i'm afraid i'm su- grade of what happens if i get naughty down here. I don't wanna end up like one of those well. What are those boys and girls a detective riley. I want her to check my list. Sixty nine times. Oh god puts them in my but what it in their mrs flaws. Oh what am i saying just as detective riley in detective potter getting caught in the throes of passion. Detective potter has an idea detective riley. I realized i still have this big red sack. And i know i'm not saying sexual things but it's called the big red sack but detective riley. I still love my reindeer nip. So did suga. A potter reaches into his big red sack and spreads it in a circle around the bureau boys once he drops the last leaf of reindeer that here slave from above a bunch of reindeers squeeze their way down the laundry chute and surround the bureau boys in a protective circle. It sanchez old crew. They're still alive. More importantly detective riley. This reindeer nip actually worked. Something i made actually worked right mrs claus..

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The Bureau Boys

06:55 min | 1 year ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"So riley. Detective potter survey the damage. Another tone laid waste by the bureau. Boys not just any town their own town and not laid waste but saved narrator. Well you say tomato tomato more like you say don't middle and i say tomato i mean there's going to be a lot of cleanup. There's a lot of bodies around. There's a big scorch mark all the way around the center of town. We already grant which is bodies smooshed beneath that giant boulder and just to be point. There's the boulder and then there's the statue of ryan styles senior. Well i never mentioned the statue but when you brought it up. I did forget that. There's also a statue of ryan. The boulder was a smiley face emoji. That's the tombstone ryan styles senior. But then you started talking about the statue which yes there is also a statue of ryan styles senior. Oh i see the way. The confusion was because the statue is in the shape of the smiley face. Because i just that's how we remember ryan styles senior so we are talking about. You said it earlier so we are talking about the same thing. So then the boulder is the ryan styles senior smiley face tombstone. Yes tombstone i believe. Basically the bureau boys just squished. Laura greenwich into ryan styles grave clear rights senior. Not the beloved canadian comedian. No his beloved canadian father r.i.p. You're going to be saying not for a few more days agreed. Well i'm not going to these. Are you going to these. I have better things to do. I've got a couple narrator charge to to apply to Undoing voiceover for a hefty commercial. Hey why don't we check back in the pool. He's been talking this entire time. Well detective potter. I don't know about you. But i'm famished. That was really honestly detective rally. I have to say the most beautiful summation of this case that i've ever heard in my life but yeah i'm pretty package to want to grab some food and before we do just one last thing to take care of so the bureau boys go back to gloria in. Johnny greenwich is house. Crawl back up the stairs to that haunted bathroom to face that tasteful cabinet okay detective riley if the evil was inside gloria greenwich and we just buried that evil in the center of town or neat. That brian style smiley face boulder slash tombstone. Then there should be nothing wrong with opening this cabinet all now. Dow glory greenwich was afflicted by the cabinet that evil you know penetrated her and so i'm just wondering do you know there might be some evil left in there. Some leftover evil you know. I think that she was possessed by this cabinet though detective rally. I think that that cabinet is now in a tomb underneath ryan styles tombstone. Yes and because the ryan styles tombstone is in the shape of the smiley face which is only good energy. Yes it has cancelled out the evil. That's my theory to detective rally. So i'm just saying if you want to move into this house and make this new. Hq or where we go to get away from hq. I know we work all the time. And you probably don't have much need for a medicine cabinet. What with your hygiene. But i think this is kind of a nice place and clearly. No one lives here. Yeah we could just come and do the house use it. As little summer home bring bring some date dates over. Yes do appear blast out in the back deck. Yeah get a trampoline. Jump off the roof onto the trampoline very dangerous detective riley. But we're only going to know whether we want to move in here. If this cabinet is no longer haunted so what he say we open it okay. Same time but i count us down. Oh boy so detector potter cults the bureau boys down. They open the cabinet and stare into it. I don't feel any different. I yeah it looks just like a. It's got the shelves much here. Little bits of crowd in the corners. Does this place needs a cleaning. But i don't. I wouldn't say that i'm afflicted with an you. Evil no seems pretty good to me. All all right. Let's detective riley. So they'll bureau. Boys closed the tasteful medicine cabinet and close the case of their tastes. World medicine cabinet as the bureau boys. Pack off their individual studio apartments and move into their new home. There's a little bit of a glint in both of their eyes. As they've become close friends over the course of the last several cases they know this is the stocks of something new and wonderful for them a new leg on their journey a milestone. they didn't expect to hits. he's a true tasteful cabinet was truly rid of. it's evil or as the boys allen pack settled in and get comfy. The eye of the medicine cabinet limbs to and so ended. The spookiest case bureau always have ever taken on the case of the tasteful out it who knows what will happen next halloween but surely the boys will move onto spooky cases in the future probably but they may circle back system scary ones. You never know which means all job here seems to be done for the moment narrator. If you enjoy this episode be show to go to the bureau boys dot com and submit your lose and suggestions for the next case. The bureau boys should take on. And while you're at it why don't you leave a raging on review. Tell all your friends and family about the bureau boys too but don't cha criminals because bureau is common for them.

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05:01 min | 1 year ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"One of the shows which appears to be a grownup bull's horn. He blows it onto the vile revealing so smudged fingerprints detective rally. There are fingerprints on this. I was wait now. If only we had a database that we could enter those fingerprints into running for a match. Find our suspect detective rally. What sort of philip k. Dick weird science fiction. Are you reading right. Now if you're right instead i'm going to take my charcoal pencil. And trace the grooves of this fingerprint. And illuminate to us whose fingerprint. It really is detective riley. Just so you can remember the fingerprint. Who do you want me to read out loud. What the fingerprint looks like. So you can commit it to memory yes. Please describe the grooves in explicit detail share. Yeah there's a few squiggly lines right here. Kind of like concentric circles going out there. Some morals some swirls some tips some rises is that good yes as detective potter reads out loud the shape of the fingerprints detector. Wait you got it. You gotta coach. Detective riley counts one groove to grew draws a groove until he ends up with the tenth eleventh groove hard to tell because the grooves groove baby real quick. You do know that coach chocula at the cote from sesame street are not the same count not even arguably from the country. Don't you think they might run in the same circles being counts and all having you know. Go into the same count parties. Good point speaking of circles back to this fingerprint. Okay i've traced fingerprint. And now the charcoal will point the way to the fingerprint. Wear the origin of the fingerprint. I love this idea that active riley. Thanks you're welcome. It's not every day you get recognized for a hard day's work detective riley. The fingerprint appear to be pointing back to the east back up the road. We just came from detective riley back toward the center of town in detective. Riley's hand the chocolate pencil. He was using forms itself into a wretched pointer finger pointing back into town justice. Detective pasha's set. This finger will lead us back back to where glory grain witches you know. What's at the center of the town. Detective riley the big stone boulder at the center of town the exact center of town. I know our office is right next to it but that mysterious stone boulder in the middle of the town. The one with a sword in it that no one's ever been able to pull out. Yes yes exactly the one. They rolled away from that guy's tomb and he came out of it three days later. Yeah yeah yeah. And the same one that that ancient archaeologist had to run away from wis- when he took the special golden than head yet just to be clear. The archaeologists himself wasn't ancient but he studied ancient archeology. That's it detect riley. I think we gotta go check out that boulder. The bureau boys armed with a finger. Gps made a choco pointing the way back to the boulder. Jump into the car grinding. Gears and head to the middle of town. What luvell bureau voice find by the boulder at the center of. Oh johnny evaporates and amalie scorch with his l'oreal greenwich appears to be the bad of the bureau boys case and what will happen. When the boy's face off against this strange which tune in next week to find out in chapter seven of the case of the tasteful cabinet if you enjoyed this episode go to the bureau boys dot com to submit your clues and perhaps the voice will use it on a future episode. While you're there don't forget to subscribe to the bureau boys who raped them. Leave them a review and all the friends and family about the good work that bureau boys doing but don't tell the criminals because the bureau boys are coming for.

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02:02 min | 1 year ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

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08:17 min | 1 year ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"This case. it's exhausting. I don't see why you'd have to see anyway. Those are my old teammates. I was just reminiscent now anyway. So there's absolutely no way that they would have any connection to the weird circumstances of this case. Can i get from you. Yes yes yes no. Yes and why did you throw in there. No confusing me. Oh jeez louise yes. They had nothing to do with the case. Thank goodness okay. Wait what am i. Talking about. case cases gave my briefcase Anyway allowed we. What lesson are we on teachers whose yet. Here's what we need from you. Information we're tracking down a case. You know how this town has been weirdly afflicted with some very inconvenient and some very strange maladies. That have happened to all the greatest town folks. Johnny greenwich broken legs right before the playoffs. There is a dancer dna. That club foot ruined her career. There's there's a librarian. They can't read anymore. There's been all these hills themselves. Don't forget about that detective potter. I was trying not to bring it up again. Detective riley right killed himself yet. There's been these horrible things that have happened to this town. You know about all this stuff. It's a small town. Oh of course. Of course i know about. I do dabble in history federal. Okay so what we need from you. Teacher suzanne is to just point us in the right direction. What what do all those people that all those melodies and you have in common with dr emily cornelius other than that. She's your doctor right well. That's the obvious connection. There is an occasion. never mind. sorry. I'm going to ask that question. It was it was honestly. Sometimes i'd like to have to work these things out loud detector potter. It's okay. I'm here with you. Got him right beside you can do this. Okay let me bounce us idea off you okay. They've got all the doctor was emily. Cornelius oh let me ask you this. He would know this answer either. I was asking if he knew doctor. Cornelius had a connection with emily with gloria greenwich and. I hope it doesn't break in here and say that he does. Excuse me if i if. I bought myself into this i guess. Excuse me sorry teacher susie. You're interrupting detective doing. Oh oh shit. you're right okay. Sorry yes. I'm so sorry yes yes please the teacher susie yet please yes. Do you have any for information about the connection between doctor. Cornelius and the greenwich gloria greenwich. That's of course the doctor. Cornelius is mrs greenwich is data that the whole town. What like honestly what. I'm so sorry gentlemen to to surprise you this way but yes of course. Please don't apologize. This is huge new sauce. Yes yes i i believe. It was at You know the local high school baseball team the way. Johnny greenwich played on the waves. Johnny was quite the up and crummer no baseball player as we all know. God blesses soul and god bless this town a great american town that gave birth to a great american athletes. Yes yes we know. This town is known for two things. Johnny greenwich which is amazing baseball career at ryan styles. so anyway i believe Missive mrs corn Doctor cornelius rauza thank you. She didn't go to ten years of doctor medical school for nothing. Good anyway. gloria gran witching. Johnny met at that that one game one fateful game are you talking about against the typhoons the waves versus the typhoons for the state championship back in one thousand nine hundred ninety nine all that was the game. It made a big splash in the baseball world. Are you teaching. Pirate history right now. You have to be honest with us. It was bottom of the eighth had just struck out two time. Felipe bay hitch it. The score was tied because the bottom of the eighth and for a high school game. They don't go beyond six innings seven innings unless they're tied so yes. We know it was a tie game intense. Anyway philippe Anyway he's always struck out the and then his mom is just couldn't he just couldn't handle the throws anymore janis which which pitching johnny run run. Catch the ball. He was like a center fielder most of the time. Oh you know what though in high school every once in a while you're centerfield it has to pitch i get it okay. That's it so anyway but but but So he's truck one one man out fully bay. Yes yes we remember. And that was it and so then they. They pulled them off the field because his arm was just shot. He's not used to pitching after all and anyway. Back in the bleaches. He was just so downtrodden. And gloria was that with with her. She you know she was the local herbal girl as we call the back then turn a couple of we all know this. Gloria was everyone's we'd hook up. Johnny was in pain so he said. Hey erbil girl. Let me get some of that. Let me get some of that. Kush baby and so they went to the back. And i think they foxton the toilets and well doctor cornelius was conceived. God nine thousand. Nine hundred ninety was conceived so doctor. Cornelius must be sort of genius. She's gitex after her mother child prodigy. You could say. I'm she went mall the western medicine path. While her mother was more into the bl- you know mugs. The dank nuggets we know is that what the kids say. Still shaw teacher susie yet. We cannot thank you enough. And here's my card to hans teacher. Susie a laundromat duke. It like if you have any thing that comes to you Please give us a call but clearly. We need to go talk to dr emily. Cornelius detective potter. Let's leave the school before the authorities are called. Yeah all on a second. I know you to your the ones that came in here and crucified old jim robertson the gmt job. Detective rally scatter rose. The bureau boys run in opposite directions from school. They hear this old. the siren logo is risk to to escape fouls because although the have detectives the police in this town don't like them will bureau voice. Make their way to dr emily. Cornelius before the law catches up to them. What was with this whole dust connection and gloria greenwich some type of mind control hip. No nada device. Why did johnny greenwich is coach. Run out of pitcher in only the eighth inning bulleting gary and why was detective riley so quiet that interview duty next week to.

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02:31 min | 1 year ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"Them a limited into today junior a teacher. This person's teacher the the catholic school teacher at the catholic school god de only four of them. God.

"bureau  " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

06:03 min | 1 year ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"In that. I forgot by the way that there are two ryan styles in this town. Yeah i know it's it's one of those one of those things about our town weird coincidence the town of two styles. Yeah isn't it weird though that that johnny greenwich is the one that put us on the map and not ryan styles appeared for just so many seasons on. Whose line is it anyway. Both sees and in the states. Hey i'm not the mayor. And i don't make the rules. Well i just enforce forced them. It's weird that we're clinging to. This failed minor league baseball player though. Is it not. I just want some sort of acknowledgement of my sanity. Here detective reilly. They could have done better. We could definitely done better. I think we'd have more name recognition if we had put ryan styles name on the sign then again there might confuse them with the bricklayer. Ryan styles would yes and then we'd have too many brick layer of association meetings in the town. And you now bricklayers get. When they all get together slopping slap and concrete at each other and role in doing the wheel barrel races. And they're just a rowdy bunch. Jer sure active rally anyway. Well so once they he got the script. Brian styles got the script. He went to the gary. This this very apothecary. that we're standing in. Then he comes here he sees clerk one which and he says. Hey gloria i need to fill this prescription. yes yes. And then my like postulated earlier detective riley. Gloria greenwich is like. I have i have day. Where a nyquil at my home is probably what she sounds like is her name is greenwich and she then just brings them back to her home. Our that's just in my medicine cabinet. Not there they reach into the medicine cabinet detective rallying. Something bad happens to them. My question is why. Doesn't anyone remember. Going to gloria greenwich house. That's a great question. Detective rally all these people all these scripts unfulfilled and now they're dealing with worse maladies than they came in for detective. Rally here. look at this one. This is the script written for deanna. Gombrich this one. The dental hygienist well the dancer dissect a rally. Oh yeah as a dancer to deanna converts to rally. Are you thinking the one. That's a what did you say pharmacy. She's the dental hygienists dental the answer. But you're right just a hooker. This is the one that is a dancer during the day hooker at night. Detective rally are you talking to hide. Genesis hooker god. I'm so confused. No you're right because there's the dental hygienist who's also the hooker at night but she does do some side dancing. I mean. I guess part of the peacocking thing to attract clienteles. This is n. he had a professional dancer. Right okay was a professional dancer detective riley because if you call about a year ago she got clubbed foot and she was going to the top she was. She was going to be an america's next big dancing with the stars airs. Every tuesday night at seven pm eastern i know on. Abc right america's network and a career who's dash to the boulders because of that club foot incident and and we don't even know how she does even recall having an accident. She was just w- dancing as usual. Do it her spins at the at the local dance studio and then boom foot clubbed detective riley. I think what we need to do is find one name in this prescription. This stack of prescriptions. That we know did not have an accident in the past year right because they wouldn't have gone to gloria grandma's house they wouldn't have looked into the tasteful medicine cabinet. They would still be fine. Someone was able to resist glory. Greenwich is insistence going back to her home and they might be the key to bust in this whole case wide. Open all right if you allow it. I don't know why i have to ask you for permission. I guess here. I want i wanted i now. That i'm in this spooky apothecary. I feel like there's a lot of energy here. Lada strong magical energy. I could use this to remote view. This suspect you wouldn't be the wondered auto we. We need the suspect first. Are you saying you're gonna go view. Gloria what do you think. I'm saying i want to find the one who got away. Yeah we don't know who it is yet though. So how about this detective ronald how instead of that. If you use your psychic energy here i'll throw all these prescriptions up in the took to falter throws all the prescriptions open to the air. They scatter about on the floor. And then you use your psychic energy to find its instead of leaving thrall them. Just use your psychic energy to find the one of the person that didn't go to gloria greenwich witches house. That's how it works right..

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The Bureau Boys

07:50 min | 1 year ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"The tasteful. Medicine cabinet you know like. Hey i have your prescription. This is how the which might do it. Hey i have your prescription back at my house while you follow me there i know you came to the apothecary thinking that i would have the medicine here but it's actually at my home. Come and get it. And then she opened cabinet door while we know what happens. Then that makes a lot of sense detective riley. I'm looking all these prescriptions. Here's one for hair follicle replacement you know hair growth medicine. Here's one frazier. Yes here's one. I wouldn't know anything about that. I'm sure you would. Okay suffer that. That's a little dig or i don't know why detective riley what go ahead and that's fine. I here's one detective riley for just just over the counter aspirin. Here's one for me brace. Here's one for just an ace bandage. Here's one for a tube of toothpaste. Detective riley specifically sinners mouth toothpaste. Just like we found at the medicine. Cat the tasteful medicine cabinet becca chlorine which house. Yes and. I'm looking at all these names. Detective rally maybe. You'd recognize him. Gordon phillipi more. Ten jim simpson. Oh yes look librarian. Yes felicity feline. What those people have in common detective riley. They've all come down with very strange member. The librarian yes. Librarian suddenly couldn't just like that twilight zone episode. Librarian suddenly couldn't read anymore. he gets his eyesight. Got so bad. Remember gets y'all i remember. Then he jumped off the lake street bridge. Yeah he killed himself. I didn't wanna bring it up because it's so dark though detective riley all all of these people. All these prescriptions were people that have had horrible maladies in the past year. Detective riley right and all. These prescriptions are for over the counter things. And they're all unfilled right and so go ahead go on. I was just gonna say there's one thing in common with all these prescriptions detective riley. Yeah other than two things. I mentioned. There's a third thing in common do want a gas or do you want to tell you. Let's just say that the same time. Okay i don't. I don't like this game either you. Housing al countdown. And then you'll say okay. Perfect a little so we can kind of lead up okay. Okay one during the countdown. Or you're gonna count up because if you're gonna countdown you should go one a half way. A quarter zero. So can you count up to three. And what are you counting. Do three i was. I was kind to the surprise. I was yeah right well i figured know the game. All the prescriptions were written by the same doctor detective rally. We don't have time for you right right. isn't that crazy. All the prescriptions. Same doctor and will go ahead doctor cornelius. Yes dr emily. Cornelius because big assumption detective rally. Doctor be a man but it is dr emily. Cornelius i would never assume such a sexist thing but i'm glad you clarified. Yes dr emily. Cornelius s. So let me get this straight. Patients are visiting. Emily corley court. Dr emily cornelius doctor. Cornelius for short. Dr corn for short. If you really want short it up decker. Corn for dr corny. A little longer right. You're right dr c. yes. They go to dr c. And say hey. I have this problem and i need a prescription. And she says oh sure. Cozy clerk greenwich go see the depositary and they come here. Well they get the prescription from the doctor right. The doctor gives the prescription sheet. I just said she's the one who's written on his own. Oh yeah yeah. Yeah she says. Hey here's a here's a prescription. Yeah and then you go get that filled at the Kerry who you know. What detective rally do you want to maybe play act this and see how a situation like this could actually go. Sometimes that helps yeah. You're right. I i'm still confused. So let's get into character okay. Who do you want to be. Gordon philipe. Or i'll be molly cornelius. You'll be gordon. I'll be okay. Yeah yeah you be. Emily gordon wait. What's his name. Gordon philipe right. The librarian correct. I believe right. We wasn't detective riley. I don't. I don't know that's why i'll hear. Why don't you pick a different one here. i'm out. I'm phantom out. Like a deck of cards pick a prescription any prescription can be whoever you want it to be. Detected rally. And i will play emily cornelius. Okay so the fact of riley chooses the middle from the right choice detective riley. What are yup ryan styles with the hilarious comedian. No the other one. oh right. Oh yeah oh he was a bricklayer. That's it did not have a sense of humor no no. He was very very severe. Actually and remember. Both of his thumbs fell off about a year ago. Yeah that's right. On explained unexplained thumb loss beth medical term. You're the scientist known. That is actually factually medically accurate. Yes but you know expected thumb when you lose your thumb in like a band saw accident or something like that. So okay ryan okay. Now you're going to enter. My office are entering okay. I'm just just can't care to medical school university of washington Doctor cornelius yes. Hi i'm ryan styles. Not the great improv comedian. Little i love ryan styles. Sure local bricklayer. Here i know you laid the foundation for my clinic. I did one brick at a time him. now i have. I have a bit of a cold. Oh cold well. Why don't you has heat on this. Put your paper and let me all right here. We can do Can you cough twice preferably not directly into the microphone. Of course i wouldn't want to upset your record. Medical recordings perfect. Well it sounds like you do have the common cold. That's been going around here and there's only one prescription for the common cold and that is of course day and nyquil no. I'm going to write you a prescription for nyquil and shuffle you off directly to the apothecary. Maple street do you know the one. I'm familiar. I laid the brick for that foundation. One brick at a time. I'm sure actually. I went a little bit faster on that one two bricks. Oh time well well you know. I didn't realize there were two such charming ryan styles in this down. Okay you can take your hands off my arms now guy. Better be going. Well we'd let me finish reading the script. That's what we in the medical profession. Call them scripts here. You are since his daytime. I recommend getting fit to equal now and save the nyquil for night. Okay an seen good job detective riley. I think i think we. Now i feel like a more.

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08:02 min | 1 year ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"Thank you to investment strategy for this week. Screw Ruth pigs when we last left globular. Oh boys. They were in the basement the spooky basement of a pure figuring out the next case the case of the tasteful cabinet. They have a backup offer military supplies into your trunk of their Frankie and broke into her own. Jalopy, yes, I crossed. Was the word for the bureau boys on the way who else trying to investigate the spooky house there a car broke down so they had to Uber the rest of the way or the young boys grew up in front of the house on Elm Street a thank their would driver and give him three stars and do not leave off but you for he was a little truth to you know, what I mean little boys know that they are forgotten all of the equipment in the back of the trunk of the Uber as it pulls away. Okay detective Potter. Why don't you take out your science case and we can begin the inspection of the birth. Before we enter the house. Yes, of course. Sure. I've got it right. Thank you Father. Detective Riley all my stuff was in the back of the trunk of the Uber Uber Uber driver wouldn't shut up and I I was fiddling around with my life my crystal ball and my little twigs and my my voodoo man dang it. I think I stepped into the back of the seat. I was going to say that would would be fine. If you had all that stuff with you left, you left all of your stuff in the backseat detective Riley and you left all your stuff in the trunk what a pair of detectives we are. Oh and I think I left my gun in his glove compartment. But you know, I like to sit in the front of a pooper in the front because I don't like to feel like a guest. I want to feel like a friend European genial guy. I've always admired that about you. May I just I hate people off, you know, and yes. Well, if you don't have your gun, it's not the end of the world. I do have a pocket full of bullets food detective portal and detective wrong. Approach the scary looking house with cobwebs from the windows with greedo's with broken home screens with a long that's just a little bit too long for the homeowners association. What's your stock? There might be traps here. I don't trust this month as as far as I can throw it come on detective rather. There's not going to be in it falls through rough door in the front porch and slides down the slide into the basement of the spooky house. The war boys has never been separated like this before not this severely before them to use that with to get back to one another except of course for all the time that they didn't know each other and lived in different states wage. Detective Potter picks himself up off the spooky Dusty cobweb basement floor and gains his bearing off without the flashlight. He is uses own eyes to detect okay off my flashlight in the back of the car. Thank goodness. I still have these eyes do turkey encourages night vision, which is letting his eyes adjust wage to the gloomy basement detective Riley. Detective Riley detective Riley. You hear me talking about her detective Brian. I'm okay. Thanks for asking. I figured you could talk about your dead. That's good enough for me. What if I had two broken legs and was lying bleeding out on the floor right now to compound fractures. Yeah would have led with that. Let's be honest. I think I still may have led with Detective Riley. Can you hear me? Because it doesn't really make sense for me to be explaining my injuries just into the void detective Riley. All right. Well, I don't have my my rope or anything. I can't come down there. I'm gonna have to enter the house through the front door and we're going to have to find each other some where in the house. Do you see any doors down their Windows detective part of looks down on the spooky basement detective, right? You know, you don't have any rope. But how long is your beard these days after Riley brasas. With both hands? I'm doing the tiny knots of twine tighten up his video to make it look like a normal man's beard. But in fact, it is much longer detective Riley unfurls his beer down the trapdoor shaft, but unfortunately, it falls just short of detective Potter's grasp off of Riley very impressive, but it just doesn't quite reach you're right, I think. Go on how is not long enough for you to reach detective Bradley. You're a taller guy than I am if that's what you want to say. I get it. You're taller. You have a long beard. You're just really down there. I'm you'll have to go in through the front door. I'll check around the basement and see what's happening. So detective Riley and was through the front doors of this is Moe's in to the school for you, but not before rolling up his premiers and really fascinating it back to normal height of six to eight inches to check it Riley. Are you inside yet? What is taking you so long? Are you pruning your beard like the Riley catches himself in a spooky mirror inside the doorway as monitoring is on facial a detective Riley. Can you hear me? In fact The Potter's voice carries through those things in the floorboards detective author protective both of the voice as one might say carry through the vent and it allows the bureau boys to continue to communicate throughout this spooky song s o did I mention the vents are also spooky Jacob Potter. I can hear you through the expense as well as carve-outs of pumpkin heads. Yes. These here is Crystal Clear. It's like you're in the same room with me detective Riley. It's like cans with the string connected to them. Yes. I agree. It's oh shit. I forgot. I left my cans with the string the trunk. Buber detective Riley that would have been perfect in this situation. Well, this is what we've got. Luckily. I think he scents are all around the house. So we should still be able to communicate as we Traverse. Thank goodness. Don't be loud and don't break anything because.

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02:49 min | 2 years ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"Taken away certain really. Can't believe God all the things that happen. I literally can't believe anything that happened during this case detective Riley. But I feel like we found Master Timothy Marietta that we did. He was almost like a ghost that we freedom of his pain and then we kind of made him into a ghost and then he floated away. Yeah, I would say our time spent on that cloud must have really I don't know opened up our eyes to a whole other world of possibilities. And now we're seeing it happen again that have found detective Potter throw their arms around one another and head towards the ladder that led up to the stage. Hey detective Riley. I know we said we wouldn't bring it up again, but, it's only 27 days till the next full moon, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah sure. I remember that Barrel boys walk away and throw up their fists like the end of the briefing. Is cloud leaving behind the TNT still wired to explode at the tiniest push of the plunger in the sub-basement of the Hollywood Bowl detective Riley Thursday. We should set back up those Gin Blossoms cardboard cutouts. Just so no one ever comes here. You bet I do thought they are all boys leaving in the air and High Five by the time I hit the ground they launched into a quick little Montage of them setting up the Gin Blossoms putting putting things back together cleaning up the dead carcasses on the side of the bulb heading back to Hollywood proper in loving memory of race standard and Gwendolyn benefits package. And so Laboy is solved the case of the missing Master muppeteer, they found the master Timothy marionette and rebirth Nice of him with his long-lost live. They also maybe got an option for a Dark Crystal reboot doubt the boys choose that next case go to the bureau Boise, and submit the name of the case. You'd like them to tackle next while you're at that Bureau boys.com. Why not subscribe rate review The Bureau boys and girls shared with all of y'all friends and family madone shared with the criminals because the bureau boys are coming for them..

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The Bureau Boys

09:52 min | 2 years ago

"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"About the fact that time is very odd in this world? Yes. That's the last piece that we did have to talk about. We still have to theorize that were still in theory the we're still in theory time. Oh, that's the last piece. That, we had to discuss when it came to our case time backed. So what the heck you know. Time freezes at four, twenty thirty. Four thirty right time freezes at four thirty. Four thirty time freezes four thirty has to be a relevant time to this case how we don't know yet my thinking it has to do. It has to do with Timothy Marionnette. It has to do with the the dark crystal and has to do with his. Stick appearance. you think detective Riley that. Timothy Marionette do you remember when Gwendolyn was telling us that he caught all of the strings from her marionettes? And he said he was going to make him into muppets. Do you think Timothy Marionette wanted to? Freeze. Time around himself to make, muppets. More relevant in this time and age because he had to know the whole mop thing that wasn't GonNa last now, there's no way kids in the nineties and two thousands care that much about muppets as the shithead kids in the eighties did they keep re-booting the muppet muppets every time they keep trying a new muppet thing and new muppet this a new muppet that it's just not the innocent time when muppets ruled the world when the muppets took Manhattan wait a minute maybe that was it detective potter maybe he wanted. To take the muppets beyond the silver screen into the real world to create an army of muppets soldiers Oh. My God. Detective Riley now that I'm thinking about it, did you notice that every single one of those shadow creatures back down on earth on what you call earth? All head what appeared to be a shadow arm Up Their shadow rear ends it was hard to make out because all those arms were dressed in black for the stage yes. Yes, and Though. muppet themselves when those legs are just hanging down, it's hard to see where the muppet begins where the arm ends. It would seem that in a way, all the world is a stage. And Those muppets were just. Actors, detective, Rally What are you saying, are you saying that? That the muppets are CENCI and beings I think, Timothy Mary Net possesses powerful magic perhaps so powerful that it has corrupted him to the core. And he has he has given muppets their own arm up their own asses to control themselves. So. It's almost like how you have this position of power over me. Suddenly, an inferior muppet has a position of power over a much superior human arm. It would seem. So we're GONNA go with that theory for now detective. Riley now that I'm thinking about the knife that Gwendolyn gave us. Do you remember it had one long blonde hair on that we thought might be Timothy marionnettes hair. He did have long blonde hair, but you know what else has long blond hair. A lot of muppets detective Riley. You. Know. I'm picking up what you're laying down on. The. has laid down some licorice train tracks. True. True. Are My right? Director Poor. Executive Rally when you. When you talk like that while you're eating, you remind me of that giant Ted that we met. All. That time ago. Yeah I hope that stupid giants doing well. He helped US detective. Riley detective rally. Now. That I'm thinking more about this and saying the name Ted, which is very much like to head remember how Ted was telling us that there was this new. MUPPET director a working on the dark crystal. Do you think that could be involved with. I'm just going to say it. I think that could be involved. With this plan by Timothy, Marionnettes, I'm just saying maybe he thought he should have gotten that promotion to the head muppet ear and maybe he was raising this army to take over. and think about this detective Riley. Gwendolyn. told us. That Timothy caught all of the marionette strings. Because he didn't want those muppets to be supported almost like he wanted those muppets to support themselves. Right, am I crazy here detective Potter said while wearing his inflatable dinosaur hat detective reilly considered his question for a moment. Was He crazy? was he himself crazy detective Riley? Took a squeak. Of. His rubber ducky to remind himself. Hey. You're still here. You're still okay detective Potter I. That is one hell of a theory. And it if I can't find any flaws in it, whatsoever detect think you're I think hold on shut up for a second servant boy I'm so sorry Sir. I think you're right. Timothy Marionette. was scorned on the set of the dark crystal. And using the magic powers taught to him by Gwendolyn benefit started raising a muppet army. and has been experimenting with time travel here in the desert around this Jack in the box. So that one day when the time was right? Time was right He would raise his army of muppets and wreak revenge on this on Hollywood's, and perhaps the world detective rally. The way you said that just made me think of yet another layer to this. Remember how we kept jumping backwards in time? Yes. If Timothy Marionette could go back in time to before the time that that other guy was promoted to master puppeteer. He might have been able to stop it with his unstoppable, muppet? Army. What they say detective rally sometimes, the simplest explanation is the correct one. Oh yes. Of course, Oxfam's laser detective Riley. have to track down to head to find more information out about this relationship between Timothy Marietta because I'm just punting on Timothy Marionette at this point because we don't even know if that was Timothy Mary that. Think Detective Riley. We have to get back down to Earth if we're going to be able to track down any of these clues as detective. Says this. They peer down and see their corporeal bombs walking the streets of Hollywood, hamming it up with the street performers, the showgirls. And the tourists, alike, the bureau boys corporeal forms are. Much, more popular than the actual bureau boys, they've already been invited to a big Hollywood party at the Playboy Mansion. But as the bureau boys bodies continue strolling the streets waving at the top passer bys shooting finger guns street. Creighton with one of those. One of those tools used find pieces of metal in the ground you talk about a metal detector. That's the one thanks narrator no problem that's tough wanting to come up with what's that thing that detects metal as the metal detector sweeps the streets and waves across the bodies of the bureau. Boy is the spirit astral forms of their bureau boys setting topic Handy Cloud feel a poll. Jarring shake a craft. Things are not. Right anymore in that peaceful place. Where being, yeah look at that guy down there that with the thing you know the thing that you use the scan for metal. Yes of course. A metal. Detector. Idiots. Yeah Yeah So that guy down there he's he's dressed like a ghostbuster and he's waving around their metal detector. It almost looks like he's got some sort of Ghostbuster 'cause play. It's it's I. Feel pull back to our body back to earth I'm sinking..

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"bureau  " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

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"bureau " Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"Bureau. An improvised detective serial. Every Monday morning bureau boys solve crimes based on clues sent in by Varenne Bonnets. That's you go to the Bureau Boys Dot Com to submit your blues informants. Previously on the bureau boys I know somebody would come into. What's your name? As gwendolen benefits. Well love. Causey. Rings a bell. Rang every day known here down here he was. He was here. No. Of course he was here. He was here every day. I want to say two and a half years he was here he was my. Own He didn't live here but he was my apprentice, the bureau boys look up at the ceiling of this cavernous room and see strings hanging down. But no marionnettes attached to the basis of those strings only crosses with their strings attached. This is where they all died. Eight it's All right it's a watch. It seems time around us as broken not just this watch act Gwendolyn. You are not human. Could you tell us? What you are I think it's pretty evident. A. What's going on with US I feel like we've been at each other's throats since we literally held knives do each other's throats. You're saying that Timothy. Master. Timothy. Mutt Marionette. was annoyed with the marionettes caught all these marionnettes out and forged off on his own. You may take this knife wrapped in A. Swatch of. Timothy's most. Favorite fabric on the hilt of it is a clue. One long blond hair. Do you have any boiling acid down here? It's routing system. So detective pot goes up to the near Spigot and turns it on boiling acid pause out onto the law. And the room starts to feel with acid. Continues to fill the floor of the room. No one's moving everyone just standing still when all of a sudden the the the acid stops. All time stops bureau boys frozen Gwendolyn frozen the acid frozen, not a pin drop a breeze. Blows in it far thirty- the watches right. It is four thirty. Why did time pause at four thirty? Let's get Outta here. Thanks to inform and captain. BOJ is for this week's clue for the case of the MRI master puppeteer. Karl Marx Mask. You know like a Groucho Marx Masks call marks the bureau boys find themselves in a hot and sticky situation. The room that they were in with Gwendolyn benefits still failing with boiling boiling acid. Wendelin has disappeared perhaps through some other room perhaps. Perhaps, she's already succumbed to the boiling acid. The boys left alone. Have to figure out a way to get out before the acid reaches the feet. Look around the room. They see the the Dole way where they came in the acid has already pooling around. There's no other exits Matt's when they look up and they remember all the strings hanging from the ceiling, the Marionette strings. Riley Oh my God. The Mary marionnettes strings yes. Get on my shoulders a host you up I was GonNa say you could get on my shoulders but you are the one that always eats so I'll jump on your shoulders So detective Riley lifts with all of his mind. Getting detective pot up to the strings. He grabbed hold. Riley I got. I got one. I'm just going to give it a test to see if we can hold us both detect. Detective, Potter polls arm overarm blocking his legs around detective Riley Shadows and lifts both of the bureau boys off flaw in Eagle. You're flying detective potter, you're flying stick. I'm holding onto the marionnettes drinks I don't. Just. So under nurse I've been doing a lot of upper body work though detective Riley, okay detective. Potter. Starts to swing the bureau boys back and forth. So we can reach to the next string he swings to the next string then the next then the next swinging closer and closer to what appears to be A GAP DETECTIVE POTTER DETECTIVE POTTER Vet that gap is big enough. It's just big enough. If you can throw my body into it I think I could crush through the wall breaks Outta here and we can run for for safety. Okay. Okay. Potter swings back and forth. Detective Riley well, we're GONNA have to three count because I'm GonNa let you go on the counter three. Okay. Okay. I'm ready I'll start i. mean you start counting and then I'll I'll follow up with you. What if I say one you say to and I say three we'd never tried that before. It's so crazy. It just might work. Okay Ready. Yes. I'm GonNa let go of one three. One shoe three. That detective potter looks angrily at Detective Riley for saying three at the same time, but he's him toward the gap. Detective Riley toxin roles like. Sonic the Hedgehog twirling through the AD twisting tumbling couple of flips the wind has been blowing through the room catches detective Riley under his frail body lifts him further further along the room toward the gap detective Riley stopped tumbling just make yourself as straight as you can like a plank. Detective Riley. Straightens out his body at the last minute and slides perfectly into the gap as the gap was made for him. Okay. Detective Riley looks around but anything to break open the whole wider so that the larger body of detective product can fly through as well. Detective Potter. You're just a little too big. I gotta get this whole open just hang on hey detective riley fuck you detective Riley looking around and sees nothing he can use a crack open the wall. So he forces his own hands in gripping the rock and. Tearing with all his might to break open just a little bit wider to get detective potus little potbelly through the wall. Fortunately detective Potter's body sizes mainly made up of his gigantic upper body with all its strength. So he's having no trouble hanging onto the Mary and that's strings. But unfortunately, for detective Riley, he's got no body strength speak of the heaving and hind isn't doing the trick. So he pauses. To meditate on his powers detective, Riley, are you kidding me right now you're meditating at a time like this detector I know how long I have amazing upper body strength but I don't know how long I can hold onto these tiny little marionette wires. Scared me I'm home it that chief flow through me. Did you. Say Cheese. Yes it flows. Like a hug gooey paste and and just like that detectives detective. Riley's hands grip with sticky elasticity to the Rock and with all the might of a cheese wheel he rolls a rock right out of place Johnson, time for detective Potter to swing his way over to the gap and fit in perfectly to the widened the gap detect you did it the bureau boys hug. They jump.

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