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Former DNI John Ratcliffe on Putin's Potential Use of Nuclear Weapons

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:57 min | 1 d ago

Former DNI John Ratcliffe on Putin's Potential Use of Nuclear Weapons

"Say this, Charlie, because I get this question a lot. And I know you're concerned about escalation, all Americans are. We talk about nuclear weapons and would Putin use a tactical nuclear weapon and there's been a lot of speculation about that. One thing I've been disappointed in folks out of The Pentagon, you know, not sort of spokespeople not talking about this issue is, look, when it comes to nuclear weapons and nuclear protocols, you know, Vladimir Putin has wide latitude to use certain weapons of mass destruction and he has to the detriment of populations around the world. And that would include chemical and biological. But I will say this when it comes to the use of nuclear weapons ever since, you know, the Cuban missile crisis in the old Soviet Union and Nikita Khrushchev, the old pilot bureau stepped in and said, when it comes to nuclear weapons, we don't want a crazy person, you know, making one off decision. And so they've got some pretty rigid protocols when it comes to the use of actual nuclear weapons that Vladimir Putin wouldn't be making those decisions by himself. And that's something that I think could give should give everyone some comfort as this thing. To be honest, that's one factor. I don't trust the fools that pulled off Afghanistan right now in our own government. I mean, Lloyd Austin and Mark milley, they gave us the Afghanistan debacle, and I'm supposed to, I mean, I want the checks and balances on our guys, not to say they're going to use nuclear weapons, but to your point. I mean, the world is on fire. I mean, like we talked about, Russia's doing things they weren't doing. China's doing things with Taiwan that they weren't doing. North Korea is doing things that they haven't done since 2017, the first year of the Trump administration. I mean, all of these things are because of what you said, Charlie, who's in charge, who's making the decisions where the deterrent factor is or the lack thereof. So should you have confidence? Absolutely not.

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Chris Farrell on the FBI Becoming a 'Preventative Arm'

America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast

01:58 min | 6 d ago

Chris Farrell on the FBI Becoming a 'Preventative Arm'

"This comment from the agent that turning the bureau into an intelligence preventative arm laid a lot of the bad foundation? Exactly. It's exactly true. It's also giving them the counter terrorism mission is also, you know, and I'm thinking about not just the analytical investigative side, but the kinetic proactive side. It's too much of everything on top of everything. And when you're dealing with a counter terrorism mission, it is best left, I believe, to the military. And not to guys, it becomes a mishmash that's gotten out of control. And then when it's happening, conus when it's happening on continental U.S., who should be investigating terrorism leads in America, like if there's a new AQ building up cells, if the bureaus demonstrated its too corrupt and untrustworthy and using the Patriot Act against parents at school board meetings, who should be doing CT. Well, that counterintelligence activity or agency that I spoke of, that would really fall under their responsibilities in the feral view of how things should be reorganized. And it can be done very well. That's some very sharp, very good, very competent people out there. I've gotten old enough now that people that used to work for me many years ago are now in positions of authority. And you know, I know, I know the stuff that they're made of and they want to do the right thing and they want to protect America, and they want to protect civil rights. You've seen whistleblowers come out, there's been a string, almost two dozen now who have come forward and said the FBI is completely out of control. And they've been working with members of Congress trying to straighten things out. I'm glad to see that because frankly, for a long time, a lot of guys were more interested in their retirement pay than actually doing the right thing. So

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What Do We Do With the FBI? Chris Farrell Has Some Thoughts

America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast

01:10 min | 6 d ago

What Do We Do With the FBI? Chris Farrell Has Some Thoughts

"Brass tags. Where in D.C., you've worked in the U.S. Army as a county intelligence officer. What do we do with the FBI? Give me give me the Farrell game plan for 2025 January, the 21st. So the first thing is, an investigative division is created within the U.S. marshal service. That investigative division would take on all the responsibilities, the criminal activities, the criminal investigative activities. So FBI does criminal investigations counterintelligence and kind of terrorism about the criminal stuff goes to the Marshals. Agents are vetted for lateral transfer into this from the bureau. In other agencies as well. But yes, because you're trying to stand up a new entity. And frankly, the more fresh or different blood you get in the better. And so there are other 1810s. That's the government's shorthand for law enforcement agent. Who want to come in, they're scrupulously vetted and then transferred in if they're not one of these political operators that we've been seeing in the FBI.

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The FBI Is Completely Out of Control

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:48 min | Last week

The FBI Is Completely Out of Control

"The FBI is completely out of control. We've talked about that at great length. And over the weekend, inexplicably with guns drawn, the Federal Bureau of Investigation raided a man in Pennsylvania. A Catholic pro life speaker who was previously accused of blocking an abortion clinic with those charges dropped, by the way. And so then the United States Department of Justice run by the kraven Merrick Garland sends in a S.W.A.T. team. That's right, a S.W.A.T. team. Mark, how could this man's name? Let's get a picture of him up on stage on screen. By the way, if you listen to conservative media and they are not at least focusing one or two segments on this story, send them a message. This is one of the most outrageous things I've seen in quite some time. Father of 7, Mark hawke, with 7 kids, had his entire home rated as if he's some sort of narco drug criminal as if he's some sort of cocaine paddler as if he's smuggling fentanyl into the country. Now, in a scenario where you believe he did something wrong, of which I see no evidence. He did anything wrong. Zero. The civil case was dropped against him. The local charges were dropped against him. Why don't they just show up via his attorney on Monday morning with one or two agents say here's a warrant for your arrest? Sir, will you please come? Now, instead, they go shocking awe into this guy's house. As if they're trying to take out Osama bin Laden.

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Kyle Seraphin: Understanding What the FBI Actually Is

The Dan Bongino Show

01:50 min | Last week

Kyle Seraphin: Understanding What the FBI Actually Is

"Fundamental disconnect between I think America's understanding of what the FBI is and then what it is in actuality And we kind of touched on it a little bit ago but everyone looks at this group and they think this is a self proclaimed I would say premier law enforcement organization in America But the FBI views itself more as an intelligence agency And when you deal with an intelligence agency you get intelligence analysts and you get intelligence people And intelligence people have a totally different mindset than a criminal investigative group And so you know my experience and part of the reason why I ended up on a surveillance team was because I couldn't grasp the idea of grabbing knowledge for the sake of knowledge that was non operational And we never had any we had no instinct or ability to pursue it In fact the squad that I worked on if we found a case that got to a level where there was some criminality involved it probably got moved over to another squad that did that exclusively So all of our job was background And so in some ways I had a sort of an external seat because my ability to get my hands onto a lot of the things that I joined the bureau to do It never materialized But I got to see it from the outside as a support agent You know we really have two kind of cast but I only have three casts of agents You've got your administrative agents that are interested in supervisory roles and moving up and some of them I have no beef with and some of them are terrible A lot of them are probably terrible And then you've got your case agents and these people are your hound dogs They just run down stories They want to know what the interest is They're getting paper and they're building cases And then you have people that kind of do all the other whether that's surveillance or S.W.A.T. or medical support for the arrest warrants and things like that or evidence recovery teams and kind of all the peripheral pieces that make that agency work That's another kind of group But your pool of cages is pretty narrow And I feel like it's narrowing in a lot of ways because some of these things are not about it's not about getting the case done anymore

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Jesse Watters: Why Transporting Migrants Is Brilliant

Mike Gallagher Podcast

01:34 min | 2 weeks ago

Jesse Watters: Why Transporting Migrants Is Brilliant

"This story has certainly moved the needle for Ron DeSantis because Republicans and Democrats alike are looking at this guy and saying, yeah, that's pretty brilliant and why is it brilliant? Simple. Jesse watters at Fox News explains why it is perfectly brilliant. There were live on the ground waiting for a plane full of illegal immigrants to land nearby Joe Biden's $1 million beach house in Delaware. The only way to get the president to react to the open border because CBS spoke to him for 60 minutes and it never came up is to send migrants to his doorstep. He finally said something about the illegals being dropped off where he vacations today. Do you have any comment or response to investor? Did you come visit? We had a bit of a short run. Desantis isn't going to Delaware. It's not a swing state. But every news camera in the country went, have you ever seen this many reporters at the southern border? No. The flight's too far and it's dusty. You know, when Pulitzer is at the border, plus the humidity messes up your hair. Trust me, I know. The only way you can get the media to cover the border is to bring the border to the northeast, where it's a short drive from all of their bureaus. And the journalists, quote unquote, can be back home that night for dinner. He's right. The only way to get Americans to be aware of this is to do precisely what Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbott and Republican governors are doing.

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Amber Athey: Officers Are Removed When Speaking up About the Vaccine

The Dan Bongino Show

01:31 min | 2 weeks ago

Amber Athey: Officers Are Removed When Speaking up About the Vaccine

"Bat this vaccine mandate in the bureau despite not based in any kind of effective scientific process at all given that it doesn't stop transmission of the virus right That this was a reason for them the FBI exactly what you just said To kind of eliminate people who believed in traditional conservative ideas like body sovereignty like ah when I inject into my body's kind of my choice especially with an untested vaccine So what you're saying there is not just some fairytale There's actual basis there This is a tactical maneuver by that Exactly right And not just the vaccines either but the implementation of woke standards and policies within the military and the police as well And people who speak out against them are being removed from service Long-standing decorated members of the military who say hey maybe military readiness is not about how gender or racially diverse we are but about living up to the standards that are set to make sure that we're effective in combat And they're being pushed back on they're being removed from service then you add that in with the vaccine mandates pushing out other people who might be more amenable to conservative ideology and quickly very quickly you start to see the military and the police being shifted further to the left just on demographics not out of any attempt to actually brainwash or indoctrinate which is the next step

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Devin Nunes on the FBI and the 'Get Trump' Investigation

America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast

01:34 min | 2 weeks ago

Devin Nunes on the FBI and the 'Get Trump' Investigation

"You Devin, and tell me if I'm stupid for feeling this. If the bureau knocked on my door tonight, I would say, you got to talk to my stinking lawyers. I'm not talking to you. I don't trust them. So how much of a problem is the bureau even after the people you were battling have left the building? After the subpoenas, let's talk about the subpoenas. I've long suspected that there's been a unit operating within the FBI. And after the Mar-a-Lago rate, it came out that it had to be. So like a dirty tricks unit. Yeah, very sophisticated unit. So remember what they did to hide this from Congress and from the American public is they kept this investigation, I'll just call it the get Trump investigation. They kept it within the national security division. Then they kept it even tighter in what's called counter intelligence, which is super tightly hell. Yes. So they figured out how to create these essentially Gestapo teams within DoJ and the FBI. There's no question. I mean, after Mar-a-Lago, there was zero question that that was going on because it's impossible that all the same people that are like Forrest Gump end up showing up in all the same, you know, all these crooked places. I mean, ends up in Mar-a-Lago. Right. Right, the people who did the Mar-a-Lago raid. I'm just saying reportedly, we don't know how much of this is true so far, but we're on the molar team. The Mueller witch hunt team, remember, and they're on the Mueller witch hunt team after everybody knows and Mueller knew the first day I said, the first day that SOB walked into the building and became the special counsel. He knew it was all a hoax.

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Special Master Appointed in Trump Investigation

The Officer Tatum Show

01:54 min | 2 weeks ago

Special Master Appointed in Trump Investigation

"You have the FBI who gets an affidavit, a judge signs off on them to go into Trump's personal home at Mar-a-Lago to gather what they claim to be classified information top secret information, information that isn't supposed to be in the custody of president Trump given the fact that he's no longer the president of the United States of America. They go in and extract what they had extracted, and then now the controversy starts. So Donald Trump is saying from his side that they had no business taking the information that they took because some of it is attorney client privilege, some of it is considered privileged information, privilege, documents that he has every legal right to own and that they were declassified in everything is up to par on his end. Now, the FBI takes the information, they further the investigation and then the DoJ comes through and quote unquote, they are supposed to verify and do their own investigation into whether or not the documents that were taken from Donald Trump's home were, in fact, privileged documents, declassified documents or attorney client privilege material. Now the judge decided and I think this is the right judgment. The judge out of Florida decided that the DoJ and this is me paraphrasing to a certain degree. Did the DoJ can not be impartial. In their investigation, it does not make sense for the DoJ to then investigate the FBI. That was both federal bureaus that are essentially run by the same branch of government. And so she appointed a special master and I hope that I'm saying his name right is judge Raymond, I think it's deary.

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Racism seen as root of water crisis in Mississippi capital

AP News Radio

00:57 sec | 2 weeks ago

Racism seen as root of water crisis in Mississippi capital

"Months into a water crisis in Jackson Mississippi questions are being raised about why people in the city had to boil their drinking water How did this happen Residents politicians experts and activists say systemic racism is the root cause of Jackson's water problems Maisie Brown is a student at Jackson state university Nobody else has to have this fight but nobody else is as black as us And is it the socioeconomic level that the city is at Mayor shockwave lumumba says Jackson's population has declined since 1980 A decade after the city schools began integrating When it became black led city you had white flight right And with that population decline you saw revenue you saw tax dollars leave The mayor says Jackson has been left out of the equation in terms of equity of resources according to the Census Bureau its population is more than 80% black and the poverty level is more than 24% I'm Ed Donahue

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Unwed couples grew, US was more wired in COVID's 1st years

AP News Radio

00:58 sec | 2 weeks ago

Unwed couples grew, US was more wired in COVID's 1st years

"The Census Bureau is providing new data on how life changed in the U.S. during the pandemic Results from the American community survey gathered by the Census Bureau in 2021 found significant changes under COVID-19 in the past two years estimates from the 2020 survey were deemed unusable because of problems getting people to answer Some of the data is not surprising the number of people working from home tripled and more households now have a computer and Internet service public transportation use was cut in half over concerns about catching the virus costs rose for those seeking more comfortable isolation The median home value went from $240,500 to over 281,000 The percentage of people who spent more than a third of their income on rent rose to over 51% But while there were stories of multi generational family members moving in together the average household size actually shrank slightly fewer people moved and the share of unmarried couples living together rose Jennifer King Washington

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Mike Lindell Sounds OFF on His Political Persecution

The Charlie Kirk Show

02:10 min | 3 weeks ago

Mike Lindell Sounds OFF on His Political Persecution

"Take notes, you are living through history. We've never lived through anything like this. Where you have cartel narco drug traffickers, you have unsolved murders in our cities. You have fentanyl pouring into our communities and what does the government focus on? The man who sells you Giza dream sheets and pillows. Crime at all time high in certain parts of the country and they're going after the pillow man. Mike, how did the conversation end with the Federal Bureau of Investigation? Well, I did give him my phone and I said, when can I get it back? They wouldn't let me know that. And I said, and then we started talking, I actually talked to him. I said, well, you know, why are you guys doing this? Why don't you, you know, this doesn't make sense. And we went into it again, and he said, he actually said Charlie said, well, his brother had read my book. So I actually started talking to them about the lord and the times we're in. The gods got his hand in all of this. And I said, you know, when we get through this, I believe we're in the biggest revival for Jesus Christ in history. And like you just said it, we're in a historical times here, everybody. And I told those guys the FBI goes, well, I'm only doing our job. Weaponized by the government, if you guys really have a moral compass and you better, you better do something. You better be a whistleblower. You got to step out and then like I said, he gave me this sheet to not say anything. And it says, although the law does not require non disclosure unless the court orders issued, we believe that the impact of any disclosure could be detrimental to the investigation. If you do not believe that you can comply with this request, please notify Aaron Tito bomb. He's an assistant United States attorney general. Well, you know what I did to Aaron. I went on my show on Frank speech of 6 p.m. yesterday and said Aaron. This is your notification. I'm not going to let you guys intimidate and suppress the evidence of what I've had and what I have had for a year and a half. This is the biggest cover up for the biggest crime in history.

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Census: Inequality last year grew, but child poverty dropped

AP News Radio

00:41 sec | 3 weeks ago

Census: Inequality last year grew, but child poverty dropped

"New numbers on income inequality are out Income inequality in the U.S. increased last year for the first time in more than a decade However childhood poverty was cut almost in half That was due to expansion of the federal government's child tax credit and stimulus payments made in response to the COVID-19 pandemic This is all according to new survey results released by the U.S. Census Bureau the current population survey says the income inequality index increased 1.2% from 2020 to 2021 That's the first time that number has gone up since 2011 I'm Shelley Adler

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Regulators try to stop unlawful nursing home debt collection

AP News Radio

00:55 sec | 3 weeks ago

Regulators try to stop unlawful nursing home debt collection

"A federal report says nursing homes in debt collectors are flouting the law that prohibits them from acquiring friends and family of care home residents to be responsible for the cost of the facilities I Norman hall the consumer financial protection bureau says friends and family members have had to declare bankruptcy had their wages garnished and their homes repossessed for unpaid nursing home costs That's after they signed unenforceable contracts called admission agreements with nursing home facilities resulting in them being held liable as third parties for their loved ones nursing home stays distraught relatives and lawyers for families told federal regulators thirsty about collectors seeking tens of thousands of dollars even hundreds of thousands in unpaid nursing home fees The nursing home Reform Act prevents facilities from acquiring a person other than the resident to assume personal responsibility for any cost of the resident's care I Norman hall

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Sebastian Unpacks the FBI's Total Corruption With Gregg Jarrett

America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast

02:06 min | Last month

Sebastian Unpacks the FBI's Total Corruption With Gregg Jarrett

"Newt on Fox with his qualification of the federal bureau of investigations cut to. I think that you've been watching political theater. Disguised as law enforcement. We've seen that now for four or 5 years. We've seen case after case where they are overreacting, where they're deliberately humiliating people. I always say that our podcast with Paul Manafort about his experience in prison, he's in, he's kept in solitary confinement for 8 months. And I just think this is, you're watching a corrupt department that is out of control, gave 98% of its money to Hillary Clinton in 2016 of the people who were donating, who worked at that department. The senior justice, the senior FBI, is clearly corrupt and clearly dishonest. Greg, is the FBI out of control and why is half of the affidavit supporting the warrant still unreadable? It's right. It's a cesspool of corruption. And when Merrick Garland says, oh, trust us, we should not. He is not our trust. His actions in protecting, running to protection racket for Hunter Biden, Joe Biden. Together with his lawless rate into Trump's home, grabbing everything in sight are just two examples of why we shouldn't trust them. And today in a court filing down at Florida, Garland, who is opposing the appointment of a special master to examine the seized documents for privileged material. Said up, well, we already looked at them all. We have our own filter team team. To ensure that these documents are properly protected and that executive privilege and attorney client privilege are segregated. Yes, right. And

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Biden Gave a Speech Stalin Would Have Been Proud Of

Mark Levin

01:11 min | Last month

Biden Gave a Speech Stalin Would Have Been Proud Of

"Joe Biden yesterday stood near where our great founders stood where our great framers stood the declaration in the constitution He also stood where Abraham Lincoln once stood And Joe Biden gave a speech that Joe Stalin would have been proud of That Vladimir Lenin would have been proud of That Fidel Castro would have been proud of That Hugo Chavez would have been proud of His goal is to dehumanize people who disagree with him To try and push for one party rule for now and forevermore To intimidate people to threaten people And it is less than two years in office He is used the Federal Bureau of Investigation And soon to be the Internal Revenue Service He used executive orders rejected statutes rejected the constitution like no president in modern history say perhaps Barack Obama

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Hiring slowed in August as unemployment rate ticked up

AP News Radio

00:39 sec | Last month

Hiring slowed in August as unemployment rate ticked up

"The U.S. economy added 315,000 jobs in August a slowdown from the previous month The bureau of labor statistics reports the U.S. economy added 315,000 jobs last month That's down from 526,000 in July and below the gains of the past three months the smaller gain is likely good news at the Federal Reserve which has been raising interest rates in an effort to cool spiraling inflation hiring slowed as businesses face producer price gains rising interest rates and sluggish consumer spending unemployment rose to tenths of a percent in August although it's still near record lows Job openings remain high and layoffs low as well In a speech last week fed chairman Jerome Powell said the job market is clearly out of balance

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John Guandolo: It's Much Worse Inside the FBI Than You Think

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:47 min | Last month

John Guandolo: It's Much Worse Inside the FBI Than You Think

"Your analysis of what's happening with the FBI here? They're posting pictures of Time Magazine covers. Seems as if they're almost taunting the former president. I believe this is highly political. You've worked in the bureau for quite some time and you know it better than almost anybody else. What's going on right now with the FBI is it as bad as it seems? Yes, I think it's actually worse than most Americans understand both the department of justice, the FBI, and quite frankly, the broader federal government you've addressed a number of these points on this show and previous shows. So I would go back to James Comey. I honestly believe you got to start there. One of the things I find fascinating is I go around the country and speak to leaders and communities and as we train communities at my organization understanding the threat, I find that very few people know that James Comey publicly admitted he was a communist right when he was leaving the office as the U.S. attorney of the southern district of New York to become the Deputy Attorney General. And this is back in 2003 in a New York magazine article. He admits he's a communist. And then he gets elevated to the Deputy Attorney General and then elevated to become the director of the FBI. And I think the takeaway for your listeners and viewers is that if a guy who openly admits he was a communist, can get elevated to those levels inside our federal government, almost 20 years ago, imagine how bad the communist movement and the greater cabal is inside our federal government today. So yes, it is much worse inside the FBI than I think most people believe it is.

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

07:58 min | 1 year ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"Spot for dinner later on if you're not doing anything. I'm just itching to use that card. So many out is active riley. I ordered these ants in the pants pants and frankly they've come in handy a couple of times. Jeez okay and when did they they must have. Did you have amazon. Deliver them to the car. We were driving over here. Didn't you have time to pick these up. You know how you always fall asleep at the car detective riley yes like clockwork yes and like clockwork. I scoop them up from an amazon locker on the way over here at the christian science church next door. Yeah because amazon now has deals with whole foods kohl's and christian science in science. Yes jason was right well anyway. Let's spread out these files. So the boys spread the files all of no rhyme or reason. Neither rolling files out out onto the ground detective riley. None of this makes sense. Some of these pieces of paper don't even have anything written on them detective riley flips over the blank pieces of paper and shows detective potter. The other side where there is writing. You see you just looking at the wrong side. Yeah you're right. You're always two sides to every story and every piece of paper. That's what the bible told us. Detective riley for pagans. We shared do know a lot about the bible. Well while you were sleeping. I didn't just pick up the pants from the christian science reading room. They gave me a lot of literature. It's waiting back in the car. First of all can't wait to dig into that. Secondly we have to dig into this. Wait a minute. It looks like there's lots of receipts from hundreds club. Yes yes These files detective. Rather that i pulled out there all medical reports different files on various animals. Look there's one here for tiger does one here for a 'cuse there's one here for a bear for a lion for puma there's a turtle salamander. Yes yes geico. A snail even a humble earthworm data potter flips to the back of each one of these reports detective riley every single one of these animals met the same fate skinned alive detective riley. Oh just making that ticketed guests. Don't get all hansie. I'll show you the files in a second. They all died of syphilis. Yes the most horrible of sexually transmitted diseases amongst animals and detective rally. If you recall from your other lessons. I've been giving you on communicable diseases every wednesday of course wednesdays workshop with we went of water work on the name detective riley the one sexually transmitted disease that can be passed between species including humans. Is syphilis okay. But these medical records sure they show the civil the that these animals are dying from syphilis. But what preceded. How did these animals get infected. Is the question. That's a perfect question. Detective riley and as you'll see detector courtly organizes the file in chronological order. Detective riley do go back to this first animal that died of syphilis and detective rally. Do you know what that animal is. Okay how do i get. You can have as many as you like. there's so many. Ambiguous it is a goose detective. Riley what detector pot. I didn't realize that detective riley had already by the animal on the document. He had gedid but the bottom didn't mind. He likes when detective. Riley takes a little bit of initiative and he doesn't have to spell things out for them. That's right detective. Rally a goose and detective riley. I just want to point out to you that none of these animals were identified or or inspected by a vat or a coroner or anything like that. Every single one of these reports says it came from the albright estate morgue. Peter albright has a morgue here on his property. It seems that way detective riley look right here. There's a map of the albright estate. This binder has a lot of helpful information detective riley. Why aren't you telling you this. This has all sorts of security codes. It has the map like you just said. This is almost more helpful than peter. Albright's business dealings but it was so heavy to carry. Okay okay wanna look inside that have pot. Our picks up the binder with one tiny finger. And when i say tiny finger. Ibm muscular finger but for an ordinary. Human man it would be tiny detective riley that map look just over that hill. It looks like the morgue should be right over there. Detect product attacked riley peer up from that documents and see in the distance brick laden building with a tin roof. Hot in the sun with a tiny sign that says death room now narrator when you say brick laden do you just mean a brick building with a tin roof or you mean those bricks and top of the building as well never mind. I'll just look over. There is a brick building it's laden it's laid in with brick okay baranov narrator. The bureau boys crest the hill head toward the front door of the death. Room and swinging open to watch welled up. Bureau ball is inside the death room. More walk on. Peter albright's property. How long is that meditation session going to happen for the bear the lion before they get back into the action we'll detective riley build some arm strength after today's events. How much do you think peter all. But i had to pay for that mention considering. It's right next door to a christian science church. I mean the zoning itself would probably be does ask. And where are the humans on the albright to state besides carl. Well that's it so far. That's all the humans that have. We met great point. Marion or where in the world is marbles. Albright's peter albright himself. Let's not forget. Mrs albright who has been missing five years. Well that's the whole thing isn't married hoon in next time for the answers to these questions and many more i'm a case of the bat heap billion and if you enjoyed this episode helped a bureau boys solve this case by somebody y'all lou. What bureau boys dot com. They may use it on a future episode while. Yeah why not join their informant network and tell all your friends and family to join too. But don't tell the criminals because the bureau boys comment by.

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

03:00 min | 1 year ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

06:53 min | 1 year ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"Type prada shoots little laser beam out of watch. How the hell did we miss that thing has the zip ties rallies. Chris and ankles did hack rally rubs his sore wrists and sore ankles. Thank you detective potter. Still little web. I may but i'll just shower in the river behind my house. Why needed will rub me down with our handmade soap. Then we'll make sweet sweet love under the willow tree. I'm sorry. did i see that allowed. Yes but that's fine. I really think. It sucks in this town hill valley instead of river willow. Because as far as i could tell did rally. There's neither a hill nora valley except for that small hill that we killed that which on i mean involuntary manslaughter. Oh yes the spooks listening. Remember i live on the outskirts of town now south side of the tracks. Yeah true. I'm almost on the edge of hill valley which is not the best place to be. Let me diliah. But that's neither here nor there narrators. I know you can still hear me and see me. Detect potter rages into his pocket and pulls out to badges. I don't know if you guys have like a corporeal former like a shag pad like detective riley. And i used to have or one of us used to have or some place like a mantle someplace he could put these but i think i can speak for detective rally when i say we'd be honored if you'd be honorary members of the bureau and just like that the badges disappear from detective potter's hand and up here on both lavar lapel. Even though the narrator of time had a corporeal form way have not or do we Shut up married time. What guys we should be. We should team up. We do like it. Adventures thing like where we all get together narrative time. You're going before the narration tribunal council. And you're going to answer for breaking these laws crimes against nara mezei detective rally detective potter. I know this has been tough on you and juanita and your kid to maybe just wanna come home with me. I'm not condoning you abandoning your family. But we're getting into that territory but before we go detective fodder and i really appreciate the offer. Let's keep that on the table. Just put a pin in that for a second. We decide we're going to do with this unconscious. Gordon freeman here. He did admit to stealing the bread. But he was under the power of this narrator time seemed like narrator of time has dictated all the events in this case this point including gladiolas walking in office in the first place detective rally. I just realized. Do you think gladiolas was even a real person Well detective potter. I guess we'll never know. And so the euro boys of solve another case. The marvel derive quite the mystery. It was narrator. And you know just because this case didn't have a clear cut ending aura clear. Cut antagon- has a very clear. God narrative no art even a clear-cut protagonist. I mean we're calling the bureau boys that save. The cat had seen one. Yeah you're still working on your screenplay onto five. I ask. i pissed that way moved away from hollywood boulevard. Hopefully on the next case which you know we can decide for the boys organically who knows but on the next one who knows. Maybe we'll get back to hollywood someday. All i know is detected. Detective reilly went out that night and raised hell and ill valley drinking themselves stupid and stumbling back to that haunted bachelor drinking and i'm sound stupid narrator adequately that they were arguably stupid stupid is as stupid does and sound. the euro. Boys returned to work next day. Almost as if not playing a habit because narrative consistency is playing. I've been working on narrator specificity and consistency. i'm proud of you narrow. Thanks for taking my notes. That i slip under your door at the end of every narration session. Well up the air. All boys finding their way into do interesting case will detective riley return home to his lovely mexican. Wife and child will bear. All boys maxed case involved even wild sopar natural paranormal elements. All will it be tamer. What even is the bureau at this point now. And where do the boys get the cash for. All the expenses better goes into solving these cases especially now that detective riley maxed out at them. Hot us credit by out the answers to these and many more questions in the next season of the euro. If you enjoyed this episode helped a barrel solve this case by some. i think you'll blue a bureau. Boys dot com. They may use it on a future episode. Why that why not join their informant network and tell all your friends and family to join too but don't tell the criminal because bureau boys comment for them..

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

04:23 min | 1 year ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

08:04 min | 1 year ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"Potter. I don't think you're listening to us at all. No no no. Let's give me your thirty second pitch. And i want to hear it from detective rally. Don't you say a word potter. Because i won't hear it. Detective rally you got this. Yeah so about these okay so okay so picture this zoom in you got to detectives and they're they're ride motorcycles on the strip of hollywood boulevard. Detective riley is pitching this pilot. Dick potter is doing that. Thing with his thumbs and forefingers way makes the little framing shot. He's moving around their tiny little circle of reindeer at shooting detective riley from different perspectives. And it all ends when detective potter and riley surrounded by all the people they saved they all look at each other and say well wasn't that nice has detective. Riley wraps up his story. Now there's slow wrapping beings. It's coming from a clause but narrator it only accused to be anita clause it's actually coming from below. Anita causes dress for out from underneath a clause walks tiny shoddy builds all. What looks like a tiny gile. This reminds me of a christmas. Carol when pestilence and famine were underneath the ghost of christmas futures goes christmas pass robes. I don't remember narrator. I've been a correct you one last time before i slap you silly. It was the ghost of christmas presents. And it was this roads and i believe it was ignorance and one okay well. I think that. I watched the mickey's christmas carol version and they didn't have either one of those characters. Were you about to tell me that. Pestilence and famine or two of the horses of the apocalypse you're right in that regard. I was but you figured it out on your own. Let's get back to the case. Maybe we should be detectives. The bureau boys noticed that what has emerged from beneath mrs claus. As a small child a young girl as she emerges mrs claus who apparently was a robot shuts down all craft. How could you see. You're looking a little bit livelier than you were. When we crucified fide you to riley. I know that we haven't done much this entire time. But that is santa claus. And anita clauses granddad. She's the one who wrote the recipe or who wrote her mother's recipe down as her homework assignment that we found by the rotten reindeer ranch. That's right but if she's crash home and mrs claus is some kind of automaton. Today i'm gonna quibble with you right there because she doesn't seem to be an automaton matan or an android because she needs to be controlled. It seems by someone within. She's a machine or robot. Well this is way over my head like a robot maybe that yeah. I don't know okay. She's not human detective riley hop pop old furry beard. I've been controlling grandma for centuries little shoes. And that whole time. When i was poking grandma. You're it now detective rally. Orderly said that they would have sex all the time to santa's got that big old d. And this explains why. Mrs claus could change her form from fat and ugly to like slant and really really hot super hot right. Yeah oh yeah yeah. Yeah she super hot zing just for the record to. It doesn't count if you're super attractive to a little girl that looks like a super hot woman. Little girl has to be hundreds and hundreds of years old right that we're learning. That's a good point. These people are centuries old explaining it. I remember when mari son lawrence of arabia. Que- you're the father of lawrence of arabia. Of course i am. I off of shock. I haven't i told you that before. Yes i'm like. Ghosts gone ganga's connor lawrence of arabia because congress called i've impregnated a law women and pretty much everyone's related bird and so a lot of great great people are related and this here. I don't know i'm explaining to you talking human but this little this little girl. She was the daughter of my great great great great great great sodden lawrence of arabia. Your great son us a great son one of the best better than alexander. The great because i mean it writing his name didn't call him lawrence of greatness. I'm not picky favorites right now. Which we'd my children yes also alexander. The great was a child of yours. Yes yes he. He was doing admitting that much. I could crush you. But i'm a good good man how to live your presence if i ever get reinstated my body. You can't crush us. You can't even touch yourself. How can you do anything. Ause yeah nan. A boo boo can't jerk off. So the bureau boys turn joe their bare buttocks to santa claus who can do absolutely nothing but stare. Yes yes i am susan. What you don't know about me. Was that bracken. I found a lamp with genie. All papa i've robbed latch ma'am. Oh yes i did. And i asked for emergency and this body to rally. We've got to get some sort of confession out of these two. This conversation has gone on far too long. What's the endgame here. What what. What is susan one. What's the deal with santa. How the hell are we going to get him back. I think i have a plan. I think my head is gonna is gonna play role in it. So detective riley takes out his oath. Hatton puts it atop his head just in case for some reason. The oath hat doesn't have an immediate effect on detective. Riley have something spitting over hats. It's wrong. I've always lived in your shadow you'll emissions caused so over the years. I fought my job mechanical engineering. I electric trolley constructed misses kosh option to rally this is not getting any closer to the resolution of this case. Is that doing anything. No it's not having no effect. I don't feel any magical powers and you know i'm very in tune with my natural aura. Yes do you think you have it on the wrong head. Wait a minute. I'm not an else. And we all know. Santa clauses have l. blood in them. That's a good point. Detective rally yes. There's only one santa claus but he's definitely has blood in them in him. he's eaten a lot of elves. Yeah yeah yeah. Well i think secretly. Because mrs claus feeding it to iowa. We don't know any probably has absorbed through his skin because he has so much else blood on his hands. Right right right okay. Here's the plan. I'll be a flick this cap on to santa's head with your finger yet. Can you hold it like a all. Yeah yeah.

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

08:21 min | 1 year ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"It seems how it seems. You've been on the matter. His my low cut top bothering you. A cleavage detective bader. I can't resist mommy. What more goo goo look into my eyes and talk to her. Look at me. Focus on me. So detective potter grabs detective rallies head and pointed directly at his. The bureau. Boys stare deep into one another's eyes potter. I i still have my candy cane. Heck's in the big red sack decatur kane x the magical candidate acts the one that can ward off. Christmas empires perform holiday exercises or some ghost of christmas past detective riley. I feel like if there's one we need. It's a ghost of christmas. Past and that christmas is the christmas where i lost my virginity. No no detective rally not that christmas. We don't need anymore. Hormones into this. One owners are touching detective rally. We have to think of the least sexy christmas we've ever had. I mean once we were old enough to know what sex is. It doesn't count from like under the age of ten so the boys put their heads together both dick and cranium to think of a non sexy christmas they most on sexiest christmas in order to summon a ghost. That's a great plan. We're gonna summit the sexiest ghost to cancel out. Mrs causes sexiness. Obviously we need to summon the ghost. Dulcet clause santa. claus is the lee. Sexy thing i can think about about christmas detective riley yuccas. You'll have like spikes through his hands and blood covering his body even before he was crucified. Detective rally hey detective rally for your court record. Do you want to say on record that the least sexy thing you find about christmas is els because i think that would read well for jury. Yeah and also. Let's get this notarized asap so that the courts will accept it good idea detective riley okay so both of us have to think as oh by the way as detective riley detective potter or having the side conversation. Mrs claus is just relaxing in the corner. Dick rally we have to think of the lee sexy version of santa that we could both think of. And if you need inspiration just look on the wall and if we both think it hard enough. I think we'll summon the ghost of santa passed house. The bureau boys to think about crucified. Santa and also big fat tubby santa and perhaps even how he got so tubby all those late night pencils and pretzels. You give set pretzels. No water you. Don't get good gifts cookies and milk. You didn't wit and how he picks lint from his badly and between his toes. When mrs claus not home as the bureau boys are thinking of sex. Listen sexist details about santa a blue glowing santa apparition starts to appear in the middle of the room but then both the bureau boys thoughts are drawn to that conversation with the orderlies. About how big of a dick sat as for a brief moment the apparition fades detective riley. Are you thinking about what a big santa has. I head that's sex detective riley. We can't be thinking about sex. We just have to focus on the gross ram and mrs claus really pound in a way. I know right between her cleavage. I get it detective riley but we have to put that out of our heads. So there'd be real voice double down on their concentration and they push all thoughts of sadness. Big throbbing dick out of their minds he instead imagining kindly shriveled showed barely a fingernail inside. That will do the trick. The apparition in the center of the room grows more opaque and brighter brighter until they see. The ghost of santa claus laurel cena. Are you okay gene. Better days how to tell you. This your dad. Senator tries to touches own body stroke his own cock and there's nothing they're just hair santa. No you're a ghost santa. it's weird that your clothes stick to your body in this ghost world but you can't touch yourself. What a nightmare existence saint are you in. Hell hell yes. I am and full high died on. Saintly de was saint nicholas alcohol but being crucified. Send me straight to crump santa. That's so weird. Because arguably the greatest of them all jesus christ was crucified and he went straight to heaven. Are you saying it didn't work that he died for our sins. Santa where we can't all be perfect not jay z. Said are you sure this isn't about you and the war on christmas. I mean ex-miss. Because sam i did notice that your cross is not the traditional t shape. It's a acts khokar okay. Maybe i've been. I've been part of the problem. Kept christ out of christmas sumi. Okay my job is to deliver presence saying we don't have time to sue you. We have a lot of suits pending detector riley. Already what do you want from you. Wait a minute wait a minute i smell i smell her old bitch and my mets saying that's what we need your help for. There's mrs claus. She's i don't know enslaved a bunch of elves and is running a chain of orphanages and i think she means to kill us santa claus. Well well well if it isn't my old ball and chain on utah. Well well well. If it isn't my old santa stick all right. Put your way. How can i couldn't bondo him. If i walk into. Who these all things. Those bags have maintained vibrancy for decades. But god damn woman mary. That's right you're getting too. Close my dear. Chris defer kringle. Christopher evan kringle. That's right and you know what happens when i say your name. A third time. Christopher right so let's not get too hasty jarred woman. We were supposed to be rehabilitated. These poor out giving them a job up today. Could call whole santa rehabilitating you mean rehabilitating that's why santa i had to have you out of the way. I know that you thought that you were running this orphanage. I know that you were going. T use these kids as labor to me joys. And i couldn't have it their way santa. Because for every one of these kids that you plucked from these orphanages and took to the north pole and enslave them into making toys. That was one less government grant. That was one less paycheck coming to the orphanage. Santa money grubbing.

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

07:59 min | 1 year ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"We listen the bureau they were in the hill. Halle orphanage to order lease had just been swallowed up by the stairs in the orphanage and the bureau boys were running toward a laundry. Shoot that had been pointed out today by one of the orphans slash. I believe that that often was heeded else sees smooth skin. I won't dwell anyway. The boy's death laundry shoot and head first with their red bag of trailing behind the you boys titled top over tail dome over. It seemed that they would be falling for the rest of their lives. Which in detective riley's case is very short and a detective. Potter's case is very long because he only eats egg whites. Has the boys deeper. The tunnel became wider and they seem to be suspended in the air and flooding up towards the birth and old blocks and cinnamon with bowling gently. Slowly the boys each manager their butts in one of the chairs the chairs north down to the floor. I would say that they were in another tavern but it was really more of a big open ballroom was leaked by candles. Only small short candles ninety outside of the ballroom to give it the titular ballroom. Those candle reflecting off of a large one suspended from the ceiling in the middle of the ruling on one side of was a stream of disheveled and broken down little boy and on the other side of the ball equally disheveled broken down little girls in tattered clothes pins all staring at one. Another from across the great expanse of the ballroom kind of like fortunately both ways and the little girls completely silent in the more horrifying detail is it wasn't clear they had the bureau boys tour's descended to adeptness that had been set up in the ballroom a slow tapping emerged from the darkness. The bureau boys turn to face. The slow clap in a dog figure emerged from the disco ball glows and the candle. Who who. what have we to strapping. Young kids in madonna jin. I mean in maybe spent of my orphanage. What your orphanage detective daughter. I think. I did this mrs claus who runs the orphanage. Yeah i know. Mrs claus detective riley. I've known her. Since i was two years old her husband always would come and drop nevermind. Detective riley is being with that. Mrs claus points to the wall. The far wall that dozen have little orphans attached to it. The bureau boys look over and see us crucified. Santa claus okay. Mrs claus where i did not crucify him. We've only ever crucified a gym teacher. I also can swear that. I also did not know that boys. Of course he didn't gruesome. I am twa zone. Twas the night before christmas when i crucified my husband sent out. What how what. Christmas this could end it all to. They rally quick sidebar. Of course we're sitting right next to each other is why would get any presence last year. He's been dead for an entire year. Mrs claus i assume that is your name of course. of course. it's my name. Boys mrs claus. When did you crucify your husband. Oh man mrs claus laughs giddily with an insane. Look in her eyes. The flames of the candles grow higher and deeper and brighter. The flames engulf booth the orphans on the left side of the room and on the right side of the room so the bureau boys would never have a chance to find out if they could make any sow for their bodies burned pretty quickly probably because they were filled with sugar kerosene. Yep oh my god. Oh my god they even make a sound like silent night holy night though. This is an unholy night detective riley. I don't even know we were falling down that shaft for so long. I can't even tell what day it is. It's christmas day. Of course well. Then detective riley run out of the nearest market and by the biggest fattest turkey. No never mind detective. Riley did it potter. It's we don't have time for a screwed radio mrs claus. You can call me by my christian name which is anita mel. That gives you on kind of a weird sexiness that i don't like at all as detective mentions sexiness. Anita clause become shape dear more womanly that before almost like gloria grin which had done not one season ago daughter. I think she's in her hands. She's getting so hot. Detective we have got to stop getting boehner's on the job detected potter. I feel. I feel that i'm going to be really naughty. And i'm afraid i'm su- grade of what happens if i get naughty down here. I don't wanna end up like one of those well. What are those boys and girls a detective riley. I want her to check my list. Sixty nine times. Oh god puts them in my but what it in their mrs flaws. Oh what am i saying just as detective riley in detective potter getting caught in the throes of passion. Detective potter has an idea detective riley. I realized i still have this big red sack. And i know i'm not saying sexual things but it's called the big red sack but detective riley. I still love my reindeer nip. So did suga. A potter reaches into his big red sack and spreads it in a circle around the bureau boys once he drops the last leaf of reindeer that here slave from above a bunch of reindeers squeeze their way down the laundry chute and surround the bureau boys in a protective circle. It sanchez old crew. They're still alive. More importantly detective riley. This reindeer nip actually worked. Something i made actually worked right mrs claus..

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

02:02 min | 2 years ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

08:17 min | 2 years ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"This case. it's exhausting. I don't see why you'd have to see anyway. Those are my old teammates. I was just reminiscent now anyway. So there's absolutely no way that they would have any connection to the weird circumstances of this case. Can i get from you. Yes yes yes no. Yes and why did you throw in there. No confusing me. Oh jeez louise yes. They had nothing to do with the case. Thank goodness okay. Wait what am i. Talking about. case cases gave my briefcase Anyway allowed we. What lesson are we on teachers whose yet. Here's what we need from you. Information we're tracking down a case. You know how this town has been weirdly afflicted with some very inconvenient and some very strange maladies. That have happened to all the greatest town folks. Johnny greenwich broken legs right before the playoffs. There is a dancer dna. That club foot ruined her career. There's there's a librarian. They can't read anymore. There's been all these hills themselves. Don't forget about that detective potter. I was trying not to bring it up again. Detective riley right killed himself yet. There's been these horrible things that have happened to this town. You know about all this stuff. It's a small town. Oh of course. Of course i know about. I do dabble in history federal. Okay so what we need from you. Teacher suzanne is to just point us in the right direction. What what do all those people that all those melodies and you have in common with dr emily cornelius other than that. She's your doctor right well. That's the obvious connection. There is an occasion. never mind. sorry. I'm going to ask that question. It was it was honestly. Sometimes i'd like to have to work these things out loud detector potter. It's okay. I'm here with you. Got him right beside you can do this. Okay let me bounce us idea off you okay. They've got all the doctor was emily. Cornelius oh let me ask you this. He would know this answer either. I was asking if he knew doctor. Cornelius had a connection with emily with gloria greenwich and. I hope it doesn't break in here and say that he does. Excuse me if i if. I bought myself into this i guess. Excuse me sorry teacher susie. You're interrupting detective doing. Oh oh shit. you're right okay. Sorry yes. I'm so sorry yes yes please the teacher susie yet please yes. Do you have any for information about the connection between doctor. Cornelius and the greenwich gloria greenwich. That's of course the doctor. Cornelius is mrs greenwich is data that the whole town. What like honestly what. I'm so sorry gentlemen to to surprise you this way but yes of course. Please don't apologize. This is huge new sauce. Yes yes i i believe. It was at You know the local high school baseball team the way. Johnny greenwich played on the waves. Johnny was quite the up and crummer no baseball player as we all know. God blesses soul and god bless this town a great american town that gave birth to a great american athletes. Yes yes we know. This town is known for two things. Johnny greenwich which is amazing baseball career at ryan styles. so anyway i believe Missive mrs corn Doctor cornelius rauza thank you. She didn't go to ten years of doctor medical school for nothing. Good anyway. gloria gran witching. Johnny met at that that one game one fateful game are you talking about against the typhoons the waves versus the typhoons for the state championship back in one thousand nine hundred ninety nine all that was the game. It made a big splash in the baseball world. Are you teaching. Pirate history right now. You have to be honest with us. It was bottom of the eighth had just struck out two time. Felipe bay hitch it. The score was tied because the bottom of the eighth and for a high school game. They don't go beyond six innings seven innings unless they're tied so yes. We know it was a tie game intense. Anyway philippe Anyway he's always struck out the and then his mom is just couldn't he just couldn't handle the throws anymore janis which which pitching johnny run run. Catch the ball. He was like a center fielder most of the time. Oh you know what though in high school every once in a while you're centerfield it has to pitch i get it okay. That's it so anyway but but but So he's truck one one man out fully bay. Yes yes we remember. And that was it and so then they. They pulled them off the field because his arm was just shot. He's not used to pitching after all and anyway. Back in the bleaches. He was just so downtrodden. And gloria was that with with her. She you know she was the local herbal girl as we call the back then turn a couple of we all know this. Gloria was everyone's we'd hook up. Johnny was in pain so he said. Hey erbil girl. Let me get some of that. Let me get some of that. Kush baby and so they went to the back. And i think they foxton the toilets and well doctor cornelius was conceived. God nine thousand. Nine hundred ninety was conceived so doctor. Cornelius must be sort of genius. She's gitex after her mother child prodigy. You could say. I'm she went mall the western medicine path. While her mother was more into the bl- you know mugs. The dank nuggets we know is that what the kids say. Still shaw teacher susie yet. We cannot thank you enough. And here's my card to hans teacher. Susie a laundromat duke. It like if you have any thing that comes to you Please give us a call but clearly. We need to go talk to dr emily. Cornelius detective potter. Let's leave the school before the authorities are called. Yeah all on a second. I know you to your the ones that came in here and crucified old jim robertson the gmt job. Detective rally scatter rose. The bureau boys run in opposite directions from school. They hear this old. the siren logo is risk to to escape fouls because although the have detectives the police in this town don't like them will bureau voice. Make their way to dr emily. Cornelius before the law catches up to them. What was with this whole dust connection and gloria greenwich some type of mind control hip. No nada device. Why did johnny greenwich is coach. Run out of pitcher in only the eighth inning bulleting gary and why was detective riley so quiet that interview duty next week to.

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

02:31 min | 2 years ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"Them a limited into today junior a teacher. This person's teacher the the catholic school teacher at the catholic school god de only four of them. God.

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

07:50 min | 2 years ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"The tasteful. Medicine cabinet you know like. Hey i have your prescription. This is how the which might do it. Hey i have your prescription back at my house while you follow me there i know you came to the apothecary thinking that i would have the medicine here but it's actually at my home. Come and get it. And then she opened cabinet door while we know what happens. Then that makes a lot of sense detective riley. I'm looking all these prescriptions. Here's one for hair follicle replacement you know hair growth medicine. Here's one frazier. Yes here's one. I wouldn't know anything about that. I'm sure you would. Okay suffer that. That's a little dig or i don't know why detective riley what go ahead and that's fine. I here's one detective riley for just just over the counter aspirin. Here's one for me brace. Here's one for just an ace bandage. Here's one for a tube of toothpaste. Detective riley specifically sinners mouth toothpaste. Just like we found at the medicine. Cat the tasteful medicine cabinet becca chlorine which house. Yes and. I'm looking at all these names. Detective rally maybe. You'd recognize him. Gordon phillipi more. Ten jim simpson. Oh yes look librarian. Yes felicity feline. What those people have in common detective riley. They've all come down with very strange member. The librarian yes. Librarian suddenly couldn't just like that twilight zone episode. Librarian suddenly couldn't read anymore. he gets his eyesight. Got so bad. Remember gets y'all i remember. Then he jumped off the lake street bridge. Yeah he killed himself. I didn't wanna bring it up because it's so dark though detective riley all all of these people. All these prescriptions were people that have had horrible maladies in the past year. Detective riley right and all. These prescriptions are for over the counter things. And they're all unfilled right and so go ahead go on. I was just gonna say there's one thing in common with all these prescriptions detective riley. Yeah other than two things. I mentioned. There's a third thing in common do want a gas or do you want to tell you. Let's just say that the same time. Okay i don't. I don't like this game either you. Housing al countdown. And then you'll say okay. Perfect a little so we can kind of lead up okay. Okay one during the countdown. Or you're gonna count up because if you're gonna countdown you should go one a half way. A quarter zero. So can you count up to three. And what are you counting. Do three i was. I was kind to the surprise. I was yeah right well i figured know the game. All the prescriptions were written by the same doctor detective rally. We don't have time for you right right. isn't that crazy. All the prescriptions. Same doctor and will go ahead doctor cornelius. Yes dr emily. Cornelius because big assumption detective rally. Doctor be a man but it is dr emily. Cornelius i would never assume such a sexist thing but i'm glad you clarified. Yes dr emily. Cornelius s. So let me get this straight. Patients are visiting. Emily corley court. Dr emily cornelius doctor. Cornelius for short. Dr corn for short. If you really want short it up decker. Corn for dr corny. A little longer right. You're right dr c. yes. They go to dr c. And say hey. I have this problem and i need a prescription. And she says oh sure. Cozy clerk greenwich go see the depositary and they come here. Well they get the prescription from the doctor right. The doctor gives the prescription sheet. I just said she's the one who's written on his own. Oh yeah yeah. Yeah she says. Hey here's a here's a prescription. Yeah and then you go get that filled at the Kerry who you know. What detective rally do you want to maybe play act this and see how a situation like this could actually go. Sometimes that helps yeah. You're right. I i'm still confused. So let's get into character okay. Who do you want to be. Gordon philipe. Or i'll be molly cornelius. You'll be gordon. I'll be okay. Yeah yeah you be. Emily gordon wait. What's his name. Gordon philipe right. The librarian correct. I believe right. We wasn't detective riley. I don't. I don't know that's why i'll hear. Why don't you pick a different one here. i'm out. I'm phantom out. Like a deck of cards pick a prescription any prescription can be whoever you want it to be. Detected rally. And i will play emily cornelius. Okay so the fact of riley chooses the middle from the right choice detective riley. What are yup ryan styles with the hilarious comedian. No the other one. oh right. Oh yeah oh he was a bricklayer. That's it did not have a sense of humor no no. He was very very severe. Actually and remember. Both of his thumbs fell off about a year ago. Yeah that's right. On explained unexplained thumb loss beth medical term. You're the scientist known. That is actually factually medically accurate. Yes but you know expected thumb when you lose your thumb in like a band saw accident or something like that. So okay ryan okay. Now you're going to enter. My office are entering okay. I'm just just can't care to medical school university of washington Doctor cornelius yes. Hi i'm ryan styles. Not the great improv comedian. Little i love ryan styles. Sure local bricklayer. Here i know you laid the foundation for my clinic. I did one brick at a time him. now i have. I have a bit of a cold. Oh cold well. Why don't you has heat on this. Put your paper and let me all right here. We can do Can you cough twice preferably not directly into the microphone. Of course i wouldn't want to upset your record. Medical recordings perfect. Well it sounds like you do have the common cold. That's been going around here and there's only one prescription for the common cold and that is of course day and nyquil no. I'm going to write you a prescription for nyquil and shuffle you off directly to the apothecary. Maple street do you know the one. I'm familiar. I laid the brick for that foundation. One brick at a time. I'm sure actually. I went a little bit faster on that one two bricks. Oh time well well you know. I didn't realize there were two such charming ryan styles in this down. Okay you can take your hands off my arms now guy. Better be going. Well we'd let me finish reading the script. That's what we in the medical profession. Call them scripts here. You are since his daytime. I recommend getting fit to equal now and save the nyquil for night. Okay an seen good job detective riley. I think i think we. Now i feel like a more.

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

07:21 min | 2 years ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"Barrow boys detective Pata jump on we're going up that have Harry Potter jumps on the deck Chevrolet's back. Gwendolyn benefits doesn't say a single word or make a single sound as the beer hall boys climbed. The ladder. I said Riley climbs detective Potter reaches into his utility belt and removed the knife that Gwendolyn benefits had given the bureau boys. He looks down it gleams in the candlelight of the cave. He turns and throw it with all of his might at the Rope suspending the Gwendolyn benefit Effigy. He hits the Rope the Rope starts to 1,000 less protective Riley climbs faster and faster. Hurry detective Riley. I'm going out faster your girl. It's off. Just checking Potter know my muscles. They're shrinking detective Riley hopes down from his athletic form into his normal frail form off really reaches for Gwendolyn benefits hand and as he pulls he palsy and he gets one hand on the ledge and Quinta V God she can hold on and she barrels over the boys falling down into the wasted land of of dubbed into the city of Shadow creatures off the rope that detective Potter has hit with the knife continues to one school. There's just one tiny strand holding it up as the shadow creatures tried to scramble up the Rope of that or after the bureau boys as they do just have to Potter finally reaches the top rung detective Riley helped him over the ledge. Good job. Detective Riley take take cover. Take this watch that guy from Gwendolyn tune in to 4:30. So detective Riley quickly took turns the the hands of the Watchers quickly as you can to 4:30 and right then the the last strand holding the apogee of Gwendolyn benefit breaks down that very moment time stops - Shadow monsters stop the Barrow boys stare at one another the barrel boys looked down and see that the bath she is suspended in mid-air mere inches away from the plunger. Gwendolyn's broken body is next to the Effigy never to be heard from again, but timble he's a he's staring at the broken body of Gwendolyn his true love. Torn to Pieces by his own creations at here is frozen halfway down timbo's cheek to head is Frozen in Time Racing toward the plunger decision. We only have one minute to figure out what we got to do with this whole situation. There's there's Shadow Monsters climbing a rope. Ladder after us Gwendolyn is Gwendolyn is Dead. Come on pull yourself together man, detective Riley shakes detected Potter vigorously like a baby his teeth chattered again, like a baby's days. Why are they now these damn Shadow monsters? They don't seem to be affected by time cuz they are swiftly coming up that ladder rack and detective Riley the drugs wore off from your your back down to your small frail State and we are moving has time is time still frozen detective. Really I thought I thought we already sort of a job. Push that time doesn't really affect us like the watch doesn't affect us. It affects our surroundings. We should hang on to this watch frankly. All right. Well you okay Frozen with t need to clear your throat or something. Yeah. Yeah. It's really here's my plan. Okay, we only have about 15 seconds or so left to get this plan out. Here. Here's what we gotta do you have to offer? Okay? Hold on. No. No. No. I know. You're stumped. Okay. Wait, let me hear my plan. Okay, here's my plan. Here's what we're going to do. Cuz cuz you're going to the boys realize the one thing that can save them is to say the plan at the same time. Okay detective I like. All right detective Potter. Do you want the same time at or do you want a one word at a time at we're going to we're going to have to one word at a time. If we want to make this right? We've only got like five and a dog. Seconds, but time is moving. Very very very slow. So wait a minute. Just take a rally real quick set the watch back one minute. So we have a full minute left to do this. So detective Riley twist the knob as hot as you can page time. It's a little bit harder Frozen but he manages to get the the minute hand one minute before 4:30. It's now at 4:29, but the stem snaps off. So this is the only chance that they're all boys have to use this time manipulation trick good job detective really bad job on snapping off the stem of this watch. But why am I wasting time berating you for this? You're right off cut it out cut it out. I heard it cut out the Rope. That's what's lettuce of this big problem. Why are we arguing detective Riley? That's another theme of this entire case. Okay, here we go. Here's here's the plan. Okay to start. Yeah. Go ahead we go down this ladder to the bottom of the room. New sentence get a name tag and write a phrase that consists of me three words. Those words are detective Riley. I'm sorry to jump in. I think I think the words have to be I love you. The three most powerful words that words on this planet detective Riley because this whole story is about love it's about the love of Timothy marionette for Gwendolyn benefits. And I think she said that she loved him more than anyone that she had Ever Loved Before It's about the love that we have for one another that we've discovered throughout this case the love we found just has a really couldn't agree with you more often if we get this nametag and by the way in my belt, I do have a bunch of name tags, so we don't have to go find one cuz I thought maybe we'd have to go hunting for one. It's got it on the on the floor of this cave. I feel like I'm always worried. Invited to a detective convention. I'm going to be unprepared. So I do have name tags a me. Hello. My name is I love you detective rally. I think this is the only way to do this. We have to write out I love you on this name tag said that we are all boys right out. I love you on the name tag. And then now that you're so skinny. I think you can scramble down this ladder. I can I can shimmy my way. All these shadow creatures without getting his.

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

09:52 min | 2 years ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"About the fact that time is very odd in this world? Yes. That's the last piece that we did have to talk about. We still have to theorize that were still in theory the we're still in theory time. Oh, that's the last piece. That, we had to discuss when it came to our case time backed. So what the heck you know. Time freezes at four, twenty thirty. Four thirty right time freezes at four thirty. Four thirty time freezes four thirty has to be a relevant time to this case how we don't know yet my thinking it has to do. It has to do with Timothy Marionnette. It has to do with the the dark crystal and has to do with his. Stick appearance. you think detective Riley that. Timothy Marionette do you remember when Gwendolyn was telling us that he caught all of the strings from her marionettes? And he said he was going to make him into muppets. Do you think Timothy Marionette wanted to? Freeze. Time around himself to make, muppets. More relevant in this time and age because he had to know the whole mop thing that wasn't GonNa last now, there's no way kids in the nineties and two thousands care that much about muppets as the shithead kids in the eighties did they keep re-booting the muppet muppets every time they keep trying a new muppet thing and new muppet this a new muppet that it's just not the innocent time when muppets ruled the world when the muppets took Manhattan wait a minute maybe that was it detective potter maybe he wanted. To take the muppets beyond the silver screen into the real world to create an army of muppets soldiers Oh. My God. Detective Riley now that I'm thinking about it, did you notice that every single one of those shadow creatures back down on earth on what you call earth? All head what appeared to be a shadow arm Up Their shadow rear ends it was hard to make out because all those arms were dressed in black for the stage yes. Yes, and Though. muppet themselves when those legs are just hanging down, it's hard to see where the muppet begins where the arm ends. It would seem that in a way, all the world is a stage. And Those muppets were just. Actors, detective, Rally What are you saying, are you saying that? That the muppets are CENCI and beings I think, Timothy Mary Net possesses powerful magic perhaps so powerful that it has corrupted him to the core. And he has he has given muppets their own arm up their own asses to control themselves. So. It's almost like how you have this position of power over me. Suddenly, an inferior muppet has a position of power over a much superior human arm. It would seem. So we're GONNA go with that theory for now detective. Riley now that I'm thinking about the knife that Gwendolyn gave us. Do you remember it had one long blonde hair on that we thought might be Timothy marionnettes hair. He did have long blonde hair, but you know what else has long blond hair. A lot of muppets detective Riley. You. Know. I'm picking up what you're laying down on. The. has laid down some licorice train tracks. True. True. Are My right? Director Poor. Executive Rally when you. When you talk like that while you're eating, you remind me of that giant Ted that we met. All. That time ago. Yeah I hope that stupid giants doing well. He helped US detective. Riley detective rally. Now. That I'm thinking more about this and saying the name Ted, which is very much like to head remember how Ted was telling us that there was this new. MUPPET director a working on the dark crystal. Do you think that could be involved with. I'm just going to say it. I think that could be involved. With this plan by Timothy, Marionnettes, I'm just saying maybe he thought he should have gotten that promotion to the head muppet ear and maybe he was raising this army to take over. and think about this detective Riley. Gwendolyn. told us. That Timothy caught all of the marionette strings. Because he didn't want those muppets to be supported almost like he wanted those muppets to support themselves. Right, am I crazy here detective Potter said while wearing his inflatable dinosaur hat detective reilly considered his question for a moment. Was He crazy? was he himself crazy detective Riley? Took a squeak. Of. His rubber ducky to remind himself. Hey. You're still here. You're still okay detective Potter I. That is one hell of a theory. And it if I can't find any flaws in it, whatsoever detect think you're I think hold on shut up for a second servant boy I'm so sorry Sir. I think you're right. Timothy Marionette. was scorned on the set of the dark crystal. And using the magic powers taught to him by Gwendolyn benefit started raising a muppet army. and has been experimenting with time travel here in the desert around this Jack in the box. So that one day when the time was right? Time was right He would raise his army of muppets and wreak revenge on this on Hollywood's, and perhaps the world detective rally. The way you said that just made me think of yet another layer to this. Remember how we kept jumping backwards in time? Yes. If Timothy Marionette could go back in time to before the time that that other guy was promoted to master puppeteer. He might have been able to stop it with his unstoppable, muppet? Army. What they say detective rally sometimes, the simplest explanation is the correct one. Oh yes. Of course, Oxfam's laser detective Riley. have to track down to head to find more information out about this relationship between Timothy Marietta because I'm just punting on Timothy Marionette at this point because we don't even know if that was Timothy Mary that. Think Detective Riley. We have to get back down to Earth if we're going to be able to track down any of these clues as detective. Says this. They peer down and see their corporeal bombs walking the streets of Hollywood, hamming it up with the street performers, the showgirls. And the tourists, alike, the bureau boys corporeal forms are. Much, more popular than the actual bureau boys, they've already been invited to a big Hollywood party at the Playboy Mansion. But as the bureau boys bodies continue strolling the streets waving at the top passer bys shooting finger guns street. Creighton with one of those. One of those tools used find pieces of metal in the ground you talk about a metal detector. That's the one thanks narrator no problem that's tough wanting to come up with what's that thing that detects metal as the metal detector sweeps the streets and waves across the bodies of the bureau. Boy is the spirit astral forms of their bureau boys setting topic Handy Cloud feel a poll. Jarring shake a craft. Things are not. Right anymore in that peaceful place. Where being, yeah look at that guy down there that with the thing you know the thing that you use the scan for metal. Yes of course. A metal. Detector. Idiots. Yeah Yeah So that guy down there he's he's dressed like a ghostbuster and he's waving around their metal detector. It almost looks like he's got some sort of Ghostbuster 'cause play. It's it's I. Feel pull back to our body back to earth I'm sinking..

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

06:57 min | 2 years ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"Out into the desert part of me wishes I could have experienced that asking but then another part of me is saying that if we weren't. Here on this Kingdom of clouds, we wouldn't have ever escaped those shadow monsters I agree detective, Riley. Hey. while. We're in this sort of inbetween the sort of. Limbo state do you think it'd be a good idea to maybe Think about the case, this is the first time I've had a chance to think breathe at all I think this is the time we need to sort out what the hell is going on. In this case detective potter I don't blame you detective rally that for not having time to breathe because this case has been. Absolutely bananas from the get-go. I, mean there are moments where you've almost destroyed my ability to breathe with your hands with a knife. With a walkie talkie. Almost forget about the walkie talkie part over. Figure we were just keeping an open line of communication. We can see each other. So I don't know if there's any reason to say over over as the bureau boys briefly break contact they look around their environment and notice. Clues from the case floating around them Detective Rally Look. It's the matchbox we got from to head remember. Head. I do remember to head the Harvey Weinstein faller from Mann's Chinese theatre. Here's The matchbox Oh and look at that. The knife we found well that we were given from Gwendolyn floating over there with the blonde hair. And Look. There's Gwendolyn. Spirit floating up into Heaven I. Guess. I guess she didn't make it out of the acid. Well, she was a witch got what she deserved since she's a witch. This could also just be a trick detective Riley. You're right. Let's not interact with her astral projection could idea detective Riley? She's driving Meta Bandon car just like at the end of the movie grease where they drove that convertible. Up into have never mind, you don't really know movies. She was looking for love. Maybe she finally found it not at a man now but in a car sitting next door is that remember that? Marionette the slashed throat. Yes And the notes the note I should say the one written on. Moth shaped piece of paper had almost a moth sized piece of paper. Indeed Oh and also. The tire that was never slashed the one full tire also floating over there in the distance. Next. To the chocolate lava storm second rally I, think we have to take stock of the fact that we met someone who purported to be master. Timothy. Marionette and if he is actually alive and well, we suddenly don't have a missing person. Well, we don't have a murderer at least and if we found him, he's not missing, right I seems to be my read on the situation. It's it's tough to know. That the Timothy Marionette that will that claim to be Timothy. Marinette. Sped off in the same vehicle that seemed to belong to Timothy Mary Net in the same vehicle that the Marian. That the Marionette with throats slashed found and the notes were found to get him odd I hate to correct you on this but he stole our car. Detective Potter I'd like to remind you that I. Am the God king here. Okay. But but your opinion has been noted. Okay, and after giving it some thought, I find that you are correct and I will not punish you as my servant boy. Can you let go of my throat? Of, course because I had no intention of actually choking you it was just a show of force to let you know that I could in a moment's notice. Did you realize though that your fingers went right through my throat and just grit themselves it's like we can't make contact except for holding hands on the way up here. Only, good contact is allowed up here and thank goodness because it was getting pretty squirrelly down there it was and those dark forces. Wherever they came from whatever they were were conspiring to get us off this case once and for all and maybe all cases. For All of time that could be detective Riley. But fortunately, we apparently know Kung Fu. You know detective Riley when those dark forces I started to close in I thought. Maybe they were common for Gwendolyn but now I think that they had malice. And their hearts and their souls. And, I think you're right. There were coming for us. The question is. What do all these clues tell us about master Timothy Marionette and what's happening on this case? What was really going on on that set of the Dark Crystal And WHO SLASHED OUR TIRES? WHO SLASHED HIS TIRES? who slash that Mary nuts throat was that master Timothy Marionette. It's theory time to take a potter. I love theory time pull out your theory hat. Put It on. Okay. Detective Potter turns do is right and picks up an inflatable dinosaur. He puts it on his head. Detective Rally, you should put on your theory hat as well. So detective Riley reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a rubber ducky. And puts that on his head. Detective. Rally do you think we spend too much time at this? Jack in the box? Detective Potter there was so much to see. There's all of Hollywood. There were so many movie sets. There was so many actors directors that we could be interviewing, but the clues took us here through and the case wants what the case wants. I personally wanted to see the Hollywood sign as detective Potter says that we cut to the bureau boys, corporeal bodies, which are now miles away walking beneath the Hollywood side they stop to take us. ooh..

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

02:14 min | 2 years ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"As detective Riley says this. The man behind the mask reaches for the mask, which by the way is a car Marx mask you know. Like our Groucho Marx. Masks. But of Karl Marx as the man slowly starts to lift the mask up. There's a sharp bang from the back of the kitchen. The bureau boys look behind them quickly they see nothing they turned back the man is gone. He's gone. We had him. He was right here. The man darts out the door jumps into the bureau boys car. And peels away. The. Bureau boys race out of the jack-in-the-box to pursue him. Well, the euro boys track down the mysterious man in the mask will they be able to gather any clues from the mask that was left behind which? Basque. Our talking about I was under the impression that the Karl Marx Mask might have been taken off in pursuit but perhaps it wasn't you're right no, you're right. No now I, see it. He did leave the best behind there. It is okay that look back. Perhaps, they'll be clues in the mass was the masked man master Timothy, Marianna what was with the mass man's accent was I'd have all over the place these and many more questions will be answered. Next week on Japhta six of the case of the missing master puppeteer. Yeah. If you enjoyed this episode helped Barrow boy solve this case, my seven York but bureau boys dot com they may use it on a future episode while you're there, why not join their informant network and tell all your friends and family to join too. But don't tell the criminal because of bureau boys comment for them..

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

06:48 min | 2 years ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"Around in a circle celebrating their narrow escape from the boiling acid we did it. We did it. Detective Riley. I couldn't. We couldn't have done it without without you. I can't believe that meditation trick worked I can't believe it did either. Now let's get the hell out of here agreed the bureau boy survey the tiny little gap that they've found themselves in. There's a staircase etched into the rock wall next to them that seems to lead up to where the breeze from earlier has been blowing from I. Wonder if this is the trap door that Timothy Marionette had fallen down talk the one that leads right up to the Jack in the box above us. Yeah. Yeah Hey look. Detective. Riley hoist the trap. Door. At. The top of the status 'cause we didn't mention the bureau boys attended the stays the bureau boys beat their heads through the trap door to serve Eddie area to see a deep fryer. A shallow Fryer I see a picture fryer. Talk. A couple vats of frying oil. Some. Scattered potato barrels and would looks to be discarded Halloween Costume Okay I. Think we're we're clear. Okay we still by the way detective rallied before we go up at Jax. Never found that guy from them. Mann's Chinese theatre, but he doesn't look like he's in here. You know you mean. To head. To head. He was a real creepy real weird voice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember I barely do. Should we? Do. You have a do you have a hunch that you want to follow here? Do you think Dickie's do you think he might have followed us here or he somewhere close by is going on? Does it matter at this point detective? Riley, there's so much. The happens we met to head. You're. Caught A. Year I'm getting caught up in the my new show. That's okay. We gotta get to a safe spot, a safe space, a safe place, safe house. So the bureau boys put their backs up against the trap door. Detective, rallies frail malnourished back and detective Potter's broad muscular back and they both heave the trap door swings open bangs onto the ground of the floor of the kitchen of the jack-in-the-box above them. Riley immediately makes his way to the friars. Checking to see if there's any French fries left. Detective Rally the Friars are off. I can't believe you can eat so much and still be so frail I didn't I haven't eaten in so long and you know that and I just used my mental powers to UN blige a brock in the wall. Okay. I channeled my cheese that is a good point. The Bureau Boys Survey the Jack of the box. Time that they've been in it since they found the underground cave beneath it, it's Pretty. Clean Kitchen. Yeah. It's really Nice Saverne abandoned Jack. In the box I feel like this still be a functioning kitchen. The bureau boys as they want around the kitchen noticing that the appliances are all still gleaming the stove is still spotless. Immaculate. Even though dust covers the entire rest the Jack in the box detective powder. Holds his hand over the oven detect rally. The oven is still hot. Oh my God. Look this detective. Riley opens the nearest fridge. The status stuck with with food. It's got cows. Pigs chickens tuna. To take. It's absurd to store your tune in the fridge the you just keep it in cans in the cupboard, but that's neither here. Nor there I, guess they like it fresh. The point is there's all this food the the ovens on this place is cleaned up. I don't know about you but I'm getting hungry I think I know about you detective Riley, and I knew you were going to say that you're probably going to say that you think someone probably still takes care of this place in might even live here. I. Don't know I was going to take my time coming to my conclusions detective Riley unlike some people I like to sit I like to consider all the facts and suddenly from behind a freezer. The bureau boys here a slow lapping. The help. Reveal yourself. there. From behind the freezer. Walks a young man will will will will will will will will will will. Would him. We hear the bureau allies can tell young because of his tight white flesh on arms and legs and and no. No gobbly chicken neck on his neck. It's smooth but the face. Hidden behind some mask but sticking out from all over the mask as long blonde hair detective Riley look at that hair. It's reminds me of the hair we found on the knife Gwendolyn US recipes maybe yeah. We don't know what happened to her it's neither here nor there would you like to know what happened Gwendolyn? Yes. I don't know either I what You were you were seem so confident that you had information that we don't have no I was just curious if you would like to know what happened to Gwendolyn, who are you anyway, what are you doing in this place? Well, don't you already know, detective? Potter. SIDEBAR. What do we already know? Yeah. I. I don't want to say but I do want to say and I'm pretty sure it's this Timothy Marionette the slow clap begins again from the man with the long blond hair will will will bureau boy Is it you? Timothy Mary Net. It is I. Master. Timothy. Marionette. To take your Riley. To take your, he's no longer missing. Well. Aren't I though. Well, we'll certainly hold on a second wait a second. We can't just take your word that your master Timothy Mary Net I don't even know. We've even seen a picture of the real master Timothy Mary Net. How do we know who's under that mask is master Timothy Marionette.

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"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

The Bureau Boys

08:42 min | 2 years ago

"bureau" Discussed on The Bureau Boys

"Bureau. An improvised detective serial. Every Monday morning bureau boys solve crimes based on clues sent in by Varenne Bonnets. That's you go to the Bureau Boys Dot Com to submit your blues informants. Previously on the bureau boys I know somebody would come into. What's your name? As gwendolen benefits. Well love. Causey. Rings a bell. Rang every day known here down here he was. He was here. No. Of course he was here. He was here every day. I want to say two and a half years he was here he was my. Own He didn't live here but he was my apprentice, the bureau boys look up at the ceiling of this cavernous room and see strings hanging down. But no marionnettes attached to the basis of those strings only crosses with their strings attached. This is where they all died. Eight it's All right it's a watch. It seems time around us as broken not just this watch act Gwendolyn. You are not human. Could you tell us? What you are I think it's pretty evident. A. What's going on with US I feel like we've been at each other's throats since we literally held knives do each other's throats. You're saying that Timothy. Master. Timothy. Mutt Marionette. was annoyed with the marionettes caught all these marionnettes out and forged off on his own. You may take this knife wrapped in A. Swatch of. Timothy's most. Favorite fabric on the hilt of it is a clue. One long blond hair. Do you have any boiling acid down here? It's routing system. So detective pot goes up to the near Spigot and turns it on boiling acid pause out onto the law. And the room starts to feel with acid. Continues to fill the floor of the room. No one's moving everyone just standing still when all of a sudden the the the acid stops. All time stops bureau boys frozen Gwendolyn frozen the acid frozen, not a pin drop a breeze. Blows in it far thirty- the watches right. It is four thirty. Why did time pause at four thirty? Let's get Outta here. Thanks to inform and captain. BOJ is for this week's clue for the case of the MRI master puppeteer. Karl Marx Mask. You know like a Groucho Marx Masks call marks the bureau boys find themselves in a hot and sticky situation. The room that they were in with Gwendolyn benefits still failing with boiling boiling acid. Wendelin has disappeared perhaps through some other room perhaps. Perhaps, she's already succumbed to the boiling acid. The boys left alone. Have to figure out a way to get out before the acid reaches the feet. Look around the room. They see the the Dole way where they came in the acid has already pooling around. There's no other exits Matt's when they look up and they remember all the strings hanging from the ceiling, the Marionette strings. Riley Oh my God. The Mary marionnettes strings yes. Get on my shoulders a host you up I was GonNa say you could get on my shoulders but you are the one that always eats so I'll jump on your shoulders So detective Riley lifts with all of his mind. Getting detective pot up to the strings. He grabbed hold. Riley I got. I got one. I'm just going to give it a test to see if we can hold us both detect. Detective, Potter polls arm overarm blocking his legs around detective Riley Shadows and lifts both of the bureau boys off flaw in Eagle. You're flying detective potter, you're flying stick. I'm holding onto the marionnettes drinks I don't. Just. So under nurse I've been doing a lot of upper body work though detective Riley, okay detective. Potter. Starts to swing the bureau boys back and forth. So we can reach to the next string he swings to the next string then the next then the next swinging closer and closer to what appears to be A GAP DETECTIVE POTTER DETECTIVE POTTER Vet that gap is big enough. It's just big enough. If you can throw my body into it I think I could crush through the wall breaks Outta here and we can run for for safety. Okay. Okay. Potter swings back and forth. Detective Riley well, we're GONNA have to three count because I'm GonNa let you go on the counter three. Okay. Okay. I'm ready I'll start i. mean you start counting and then I'll I'll follow up with you. What if I say one you say to and I say three we'd never tried that before. It's so crazy. It just might work. Okay Ready. Yes. I'm GonNa let go of one three. One shoe three. That detective potter looks angrily at Detective Riley for saying three at the same time, but he's him toward the gap. Detective Riley toxin roles like. Sonic the Hedgehog twirling through the AD twisting tumbling couple of flips the wind has been blowing through the room catches detective Riley under his frail body lifts him further further along the room toward the gap detective Riley stopped tumbling just make yourself as straight as you can like a plank. Detective Riley. Straightens out his body at the last minute and slides perfectly into the gap as the gap was made for him. Okay. Detective Riley looks around but anything to break open the whole wider so that the larger body of detective product can fly through as well. Detective Potter. You're just a little too big. I gotta get this whole open just hang on hey detective riley fuck you detective Riley looking around and sees nothing he can use a crack open the wall. So he forces his own hands in gripping the rock and. Tearing with all his might to break open just a little bit wider to get detective potus little potbelly through the wall. Fortunately detective Potter's body sizes mainly made up of his gigantic upper body with all its strength. So he's having no trouble hanging onto the Mary and that's strings. But unfortunately, for detective Riley, he's got no body strength speak of the heaving and hind isn't doing the trick. So he pauses. To meditate on his powers detective, Riley, are you kidding me right now you're meditating at a time like this detector I know how long I have amazing upper body strength but I don't know how long I can hold onto these tiny little marionette wires. Scared me I'm home it that chief flow through me. Did you. Say Cheese. Yes it flows. Like a hug gooey paste and and just like that detectives detective. Riley's hands grip with sticky elasticity to the Rock and with all the might of a cheese wheel he rolls a rock right out of place Johnson, time for detective Potter to swing his way over to the gap and fit in perfectly to the widened the gap detect you did it the bureau boys hug. They jump.

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