35 Burst results for "Brien"
Why Dr. Anthony Fauci Should Step Aside
"One. Kimberly johnson who i've never heard of. But she has got seventy seven thousand followers. She is apparently the host of the start. Me up paycock podcast and the sexy liberal podcast network So i i find that amusing. She writes it's time for the washington post to stop allowing traders like hewitt spread propaganda and misinformation packaged as conservative opinion. She's reacting to my column in the washington post which went up on the landing page yesterday after the show. Is it time for dr patchy to step aside. This has touched nerves on the far left. I don't know why. But i have a theory. My theory is pretty simple. Dr chee is not a public health official in there is he is a brave hero against donald trump now dot not dr vouch e throughout the first year of covet. Dr chee was part of the covet response team. I know there's very well. 'cause i know a lot of people on the code response team very very well including ambassador. O'brien alex as our in peter. Navarro and many many people very well on that team and doctor thought was a respected and productive member of the team doctor. Fawzi opposed the travel ban from china. Dr she wanted to tell the noble lie. That mask were not helpful because doctor was afraid. That masks would vanish from the ers and hospitals. Where they were necessary. It's actually the opposite of what. Americans did touching mrs hewitt for example. Took every mask. We have in the house as a matter of routine preparedness in california and drove them to the local hospital where they were ninety five match. Because that's what americans do. And so dr has consistently underestimated what americans doing gets it wrong. And while he does not run the cdc or fdi pointed out. He's become the face of pandemic response in the united states. and before as even when maybe. i'm not sure. We can gather by christmas which he walked back on monday
Why an Israeli Military Option Against Iran Is Possible
"Good morning. michael how are you. I'm good goodhew. Good to be back with you as always thank you yesterday. Jake sullivan the national security adviser to the president. Who is your friend. Robert o'brien speaks very highly of a met with national security council chairman. Y'all who lot who. I do not knowing have not heard of before as the us. Israel's strategic consulting group and international interagency bilateral forum met to discuss iran. What do you think they talked about in the think. Actually that this group of american presidents and advisers would ever strike against iran in a meaningful way alongside of israel. Well let me put it. Let me couch it as hope. Okay i don't know what they talk about i. I hope they talked about That jake sullivan. Usa today highest relevant told his israeli counterpart at the united states and tends to go back to the talks with the launch and And maybe they're optimistic about getting the jcp. A renewed in which case united states x. y. And the to enhances real security which means understanding. That's the united states understands that. He's iran violate the agreement. If he ron Starts moving ahead to enrich iranian more. Create a warhead or to. Put that warhead on top of ballistic missiles. The united states you consider that a violation and we'll acts accordingly either by itself oversupply by supporting israeli acted but also capability United states has military capabilities. That israel does not have. I don't wanna surprise anybody who does not have strategic bombers And the united states could land lease sale some of these capabilities to israel in the sand. I think very profound message to iran. you know. Don't don't mess with us
The FDA Dithers Over Approving Booster Vaccine
"The fda has got the ability to approve fighters booster in. Israel have approved this booster. Israel has been ahead of us on the science at every step of the way except for the invention of the vaccine. Which did i follow. Closely by. Madeira and johnson and johnson israel. Roll that out. Israel got immune i. Israel says we're doing butchers and everyone gets one why because it will stop the fourth way to completely intuitive the risks are minimal. they're not non existent occasional case. I mean very rare cases of young men getting inflamed heart condition very rare. Very very rare. That happens anyway and and everyone should get the vaccine. I've told you that many times. It's a no brainer. A no brainer. A no brainer. But unless you've got an underlying medical condition that says don't get immunity but you. I don't believe in the government max a vaccine mandating vaccines because we are free. People and people get to make choices in this country. One of the choices ought to be to get a booster. And i'm going to get rich and his. I'm six months out. Which is this week from my vaccine. Why because i don't want to get this. And he i don't wanna break out i don't i have seen. I have too many people on the spectrum from a cold former national security adviser. Robert o'brien to their dad dad and people in between all those died in didn't and people who stayed home for a week or two weeks or three weeks and felt horrible and long cohen. It's not worth it. I don't want to have to use ivermectin although i believe. There is some independent verification of its effectiveness. I don't wanna do that. I don't wanna get it. I want to be here talking to you every morning. And i want people to be smart. If you're driving to work listen to me. This is not even a close call. The way the potential downsides against the potential risk. That's life it's not a close call. Go get vaccinated. Go get a booster. Should you can get a
Texans Trading CB Bradley Roby to Saints
"Ian report tweets out. The texans are trading bradley roby. to the saints what. The deal is being finalized now. He has suspended week one. But it helps out the saints immensely. What what are they doing. What we get for him they. They want us to believe that they're trying to win. Okay this is called. We're not tanking but we thank you. We're not take it okay. I'm taking the under think about think about their defensive backs they have nothing. They have their defensive. Backfield is horrible will pass. We'll opponent opposing quarterbacks average two hundred eighty yards or more against him this year. yeah okay. he's not the he's not a. He's the greatest veteran who's played pretty good foot his career. He's got great bill. O'brien contract roby out three is in the. He's in the second year of thirty one million dollar deal. Yeah say if we just wrapped port an hour later. This won't even text. it did very rian. you might remember. He said i'm taking that. Hey i got. I got to check. This text may have been the fact that bradley road but he said if it was a texas saying he'd let us know so now that accident. I that that's exactly right and they don't like to do it until it at least is confirmed or close so bradley roby apparently getting
Trump Ally May Run for President in 2024
"You wrote the first piece about my buddy robert. O'brien last seen in california. Moderating the california recall debate with me doing a fine job. I thought he'd be signed by. Nbc cbs or abc. This week are fox because he did such a great job. But you think he's running for not thank. You picked up signs. He may be running for president. I think that he is interested in running for president. I don't think it's necessarily a slam dunk away. I think with some other people that i've covered and then i've written about extensively. I do think that miserable. Brian ambassador. O'brien is hearing from. At least some people with not a number of people that have encouraged him to run because they think he brings something to the table from a foreign policy perspective and just from the perspective of having a pretty logical conservative thought process and he also has relationships in the trump wing of the party as well as the traditional party amount of the traditional wing. He looks probably the best national security advisor. Trump had was able to navigate all of that stuff and he was able to navigate very girl president. I think some people see him as an interesting candidate and he is now doing with all the rest of them are doing in order to laying the groundwork for a possible bid he's focusing on helping republicans running twenty two As i reported he's he's hosting or headlining a fundraiser. For jd vance. He ohio senate candidate and he's going to be traveling. The country helping other congressional candidates for the republicans so it added to the list.
Alabama SEC Football Predictions for 2021
"Feel like discussions of national championship should be perfect segue when we looked to break down the defending champion from season ago and paint. I don't think it'll surprise anybody. When you look at alabama fan duel sportsbook there less than two to one to win the national title there an overwhelming favorite to come out of the sec west at minus four fifty. And when you look at their win total. It's eleven and a half shaded to the younger. Of course we know that the most electric offense that we've seen in tuscaloosa will not bring back a lot of their key. Playmakers nausea harris and of course devante smith taking their talents to the nfl combining for fifty five touchdowns last year. Mack jones get gone of course as well. But it's rare if you're a team in college football you bring in two former. Nfl head coaches and bill. O'brien and doug marrone to help pass the baton to the next heir-apparent embrace young under center. I don't know how much they're actually going to do. Or how much you actually want him to do. Listen nick listen. Nick and hope that they can keep players on the straight narrow that are collecting seven figure paydays at least on the books under an i l. arrangements compared to Bitcoin trust and everything else. They used to collect in the past the one thing with alabama that they've adhered to under this offensive. Change the last few years is that our offense is not changing. If you're coming into the sabin rehab program you're going to adapt to our offense or guys aren't constantly learning new systems and it seemed work but when i look at alabama's dominant they've been with nick. Sabin the only one back to back championships wants it. Feels like with his system. Continuity plays a large role. And that's something alabama's offense that you alluded to just doesn't have this season now. No one's feeling bad for alabama the way they were crew. But you're replacing. Six players drafted in the first twenty four picks five on offense and totally replacing three starters along the line to starting receivers a tight end and a quarterback and it's not just the players four offensive assistance. Four offense of analysts. They've all moved on. So alabama's offense is gonna regress. That is not a question. It's happening the real question for me. Is how large dip.
Conan O'Brien Ends TBS Late-Night Show With Snark, Gratitude
"After eleven years Conan o'brien wrapped up his TV talk show between NBC and TBS Conan o'brien has been a host for twenty eight years really it's getting creepy there were plenty of clips of all shows in a farewell from will Ferrell is there for you your final late night show and your last tonight show the episode and and now this one yeah that's true it's kind of become a tradition I'll tell you what it is it's exhausting as the final TBA show was wrapping up I have devoted all of my adult life all of it to pursuing this strange phantom intersection between smart and stupid o'brien got serious try and do what you love with people you love and if you can manage that it's the definition of heaven on earth this is not the end of Conant tonight thank you governor Bryant next venture is a weekly variety series for HBO Max set to premiere next year I bet Donahue
Conan O'Brien and Seth Rogan Smoke Weed On-Air
"O Brien. Um, I don't know why I've never been a fan of his. But anyway, he's uh, always cutting new ground. He got together with South Rogan. And his late night show is coming to an end. He's getting ready to do a big thing for HBO and and you know all that, but he thought he would go out with a bang. So how did he do that? With Rogan? They lit up a big holder on TV live in front of everybody. And it kind of sounded like this. You seem like a guy who's I don't know. Relax, centered. Like you know who you are. I'm going to have a lot of free time now for a while. We're going to start something else up. But I'm going to have some downtime. And I honestly I'm not even kidding. I don't really know what to do with downtime. Yes, I get that sense from you. Yeah. Really Tell me. Yeah, I do. I mean, Never doing your live show in Vancouver after I remember being with you backstage. We were just like what is happening right now. Like what? Why are you doing this demand? I demanded that that I had all the time to, like, Take some time off before we started. The next thing I know, we're during more show all across the country. I think theaters Yeah, I needed to be medicated, but it was still a lot of fun. No, it was a pleasure to play a part in your therapy ins, But, yeah, I think you do have time on your hands. Would suggest this is going to be hilariously on brand. Try smoking a lot of weed for a long time.
"brien" Discussed on Recovery Survey
"Blind Laughter" Interview & set with Alex Valdez Show #66 - burst 1
"Your partner jim. O'brien was with a different comic in a comedy duo cold of brian and severa and they had actually worked my club a couple times and then we the way i recall it us. Avera said hey. I don't wanna do this anymore. And my future's not in comedy. And then the next thing we knew it was o'brien vow dez and you guys were terrific together soon. And i think stronger than o'brien and severa. I don't want to step in any toes but that was my personal thinking. Did jim approach you about being his partner. Yes he did. Yes he certainly did and i wanna talk about a couple of things that you brought up their number one. Yeah jimmy and kenny were together for about eleven years. Oh yes. They had some really strong road. Experience day open for a lot of. They became very very popular on the college circuit. Remember back in the late seventies early eighties holidays were booking comedians. Right left to do concerts and being also booked on the open for major rock bands. You know right right. So so jimmy and kenny. They did a lot of that in the late seventies and early eighties. And then you're right. Can you decided to Jump out of comedy he had had enough. I think of the road and everything. And and maybe jimmy and then And thank you. Thank you and Well for all the comics that listened to your podcast they product to. They're they're they're rolling around on the floor right now and and jim approach to me and and jim really honestly approached me. He told me later he said you know. I'm the headliner right now. And if i go back to being a solo act on gonna step back and have the be a feature or an opener for a while. And i don't wanna do that but if i team up with a blind guy that may the team pretty unique and We can step right into headline so at that time i was just an opening up and you know every now and then i featured so i forget but so we really. Yeah you guys were goods but there was some marketing thought behind it Jim jim was trying to maintain his success path as a comedy duo in needed. Fill kenza veras position because you guys had already worked together. He was pretty aware of you and who you were. Because let's be honest for the podcast audience if you hadn't thought about it when you're comedy team that's actually more stressful than a marriage because you're not only sharing so much of your lives and and being blind just makes it exponentially harder but still It's it goes beyond the relationship because it's also business relationship and comedy teams. Don't historically last that long. Obviously there's a few that have done really well. You know a laurel and hardy and in some of the classics but in the modern comedy age there has not been a lot of comedy duos that lasted very long because of the difficulties and u. n. Jimmy made it last. I didn't realize it went till two thousand thirteen. That's a long
Gina Brown on the Invisibility of Women Living With HIV
"Jump right in so you found out that you were living with hiv about twenty seven years ago and at that time how much did you know about. Or how familiar were you with hiv. My knowledge of hiv was gay guys. I remember watching the evening news talking about it even before. They had a name for it and they were calling in grid and gay plague and but it only impacted gay people right so you wind. Gay you okay. I'm good or even if if you were a lesbian. They weren't talking about hiv and lesbians. They were talking about hiv engaged. Men so you still feel like you good. No one was talking about it with women only knew what i saw on the evening news. I remember once watching the guys go up to capitol hill and they on stretchers wheelchairs. And i'll walk. I was so scared. And they had a sign and the sign says silence was dead and stay with me although she is. Do you mind telling the story of when you were told about your diagnosis. Because i think it's an amazing example of what not to do. Oh my goodness dad. Day is seared in my mind. I think if i got alzheimer's i remember that day. I i got the phone call it. And then she'll phone call on april fools day. Hey prefers and to answer the phone. Lady a mask with jean. O'brien i said speaking. And she said hey. This is miss lonzo from charity hospital. And i laughed and i laughed because it was april fool's day and i thought it was one of my friends clam joke this lady. She finally convinced me that she was really from the hospital. And she said we need you to come in. We need to talk to you about one of your test results. And i said okay and and when i went the door was open. Scientists took my hand in untapped on the door and She said come in and when she commenced should never looked down never looked out and then finally sheets of paper. She put him in front of her face. And she said while you have aids and you're gonna die
Is Mac Jones a Good Fit For the Patriots?
"But at some point in time whenever Mac Jones is ready, he is going to be able to operate the full facilities of the Patriots offense, which Cam Newton was never able to do last year, I don't care what was around him. Mac Jones is one of the most advanced. I didn't get a chance to ask Bill. This question in the press conference. I wanted to But Mac Jones is probably the most advanced college quarterback in terms of pre-snap checks reads, all this stuff. All the mental song that goes on at the line of scrimmage I have not seen or heard of a quarterback as advanced at Mac Jones in terms of what his level of experience is. And I think that it's just citing to me. It's probably exciting to Josh McDaniels. It's probably exciting to the Patriots that eventually at some point in time. Mac Jones is going to be able to do a lot of the stuff at the line Shack on. Brady could do. I'm not saying everything. I'm not saying that he is Tom Brady, but just to be able to say, all right, we see this defense, we're going to check out of this, this guy is Advanced Beyond almost all college quarterbacks you. You talk to people around the Alabama program, and they talk about how smart he is. They talk about how he's been teaching the Alabama offense, to Bill, O'Brien wage, Down there, so right? Just in terms of all that, that's a great basis and it's something that the Patriots lacked, whether it was Cam Newton or Jerry students. Did them coming from the Baylor offense home and the Auburn offense, Mac Jones can do everything that the Patriots need to have done at the line of scrimmage and that is a huge key component in this offense and they got a guy who can do that.
A Rebuttal of the Most Recent Bitcoin Environmental FUD
"Listen i don't want to have to be reading this piece today in the same way that nick. Carter didn't wanna have to be writing it earlier. This week but mainstream media insists on continuing to peddle nonsense around the environmental impact of bitcoin and other parts of the crypto industry. So here we are today on long reads sunday. I'll be reading nick. Carter's peace on bitcoin. The gray lady embraces climate lysenko wisdom. How the new york times wields junk science in their attacks on bitcoin. I want to thank the formerly emma new york times. I read their latest article on bitcoin at five thirty. Am this morning. And i was immediately jolted into a state of alertness. No coffee needed their latest missive. On bitcoin's climate footprint is so poorly researched. That once i read it. I knew i had an immediate duty to push back. I've transcended resignation at this point. My current attitude is astonishment. I am simply amazed at the new york. Times published such shoddy work presumably. Someone at the new york times knows about bitcoin. Why would they put through such a week piece. did they not think it would face pushback. Here's the article in question in coin bases rise. A reminder crypto currencies us lots of energy. there's another equally in an article on. Nf from the same author. That i don't have time to get into but suffice to say the authors take on tees is woefully inadequate. The context here. Of course the new york times tried to take down coin base uber style by publishing hit piece after hippies on the company following see o'brien armstrong's commitment to keep the company focused on the core corporate mission advancing the usage of crypto currency and refusing to wade into any larry culture wars or political conflicts. Reasonable enough right. Not in. Current here is unforgivable. Crime of staying focused put a gigantic target. On coin basis back caused the nypd to direct considerable resources to tearing down the startup thankfully the nypd manifestly failed and was humiliated when coin bass rose above and had the most successful direct listing of all time yesterday and the third biggest public listing ever.
Americans Will Spend $15,000 on Lifetime Skincare
"New report from skin store dot com says americans will spend fifteen thousand dollars on skin care in their lifetime which is insane to me. I mean i believe it. I mean go buy a car no car by skin care. It's three hundred and twenty two dollars a year. The retailer is looking at trends Stats from retailers. And also google searches and things to determine the most popular products of the past year. A couple of other things that came out of this report which will link to a found that no big surprise here. Handcream was a huge trend this year. Because we've all been washing our hands so much the other one that jessen. I've dabbled into this year and talk to you about his face tools. One of the big trends of twenty twenty one. A lot of people o'brien face tools and the last thing i thought was kind of interesting was over the last five years. There's been a four hundred percent increase in interest in men's skin care
Reflections On Atlanta Braves Legend Henry "Hank" Aaron
"I could talk about the dignity in the class of hank. Aaron the man the you've been being for an hour easily but i'm a numbers guy and so let me tell you what i did. After hank aaron died i navigated over to his page on baseball reference. And i don't know. I just be held the majesty of this man's career and it literally gave me goosebumps. The more i looked the more. I realized he was beyond great. He was at some other level. He wound up with nearly thirty eight hundred hits. And that's a lot of freaking hits. It's a thousand more history chipper jones. It's two thousand more hits than mark. Maguire it's more hits than johnny bench and hank greenberg got combined and they're both in the hall of fame so i think about all those hints and i think about those seven hundred fifty five homeless because that's two hundred more homes than mickey mantle. Two hundred it's more homers than edgar martinez and duke snider hit combined. And they're both in the hall. But the more i dug i found other cool stuff to hank. Aaron had double digit home run seasons at age twenty and age. Forty here the only three players who did that. Willie mays ted williams hank aaron. That's a pretty good. Start on a mount rushmore. Would you say and all those home runs. He hit for all those years. This never struck out one hundred times. Then there's total basis crushes. Everyone who ever played in total bases six thousand eight hundred and fifty. Six total bases isn't just a record. It's seven hundred. Twenty two more than stan. Musial was the next closest player in history. If stan musial had hit another one hundred and eighty home runs. He still wouldn't catch i karen and total basis. That's a lot of total basis. That's incredible hitter hank. Aaron was for two decades. So is it possible to be one of the greatest players who ever lived and still the underrated. After looking over hank aaron's numbers. I think it is my name. Is david o'brien cover the braves for the athletic. And there's only two guys that i've ever felt this aura around them and that was mohammed ali and hank. Aaron and hank aaron. How's interviewed him. The first time at spring training. I remember approaching him and it was just You know i've done this for thirty years. And it was feeling. I've had unlike any other athlete that i've ever approached but then he immediately just he smiled and was so warm that that fear or intimidation just as melted away. And you could not believe that you were talking to this. Superstar is genuine icon living in atlanta for twenty years You can't overstate the importance of hank. Air to this city and this region the south. I grew up in the south and hank aaron being a black man being the greatest one of one of the two or three greatest players of all time and to do what he did in the south and then living in atlanta and seeing hank aaron you know mementos anchor and tributes and see his name on buildings and streets and that kind of thing. I would argue that. There is no athlete. That is more important to a city than hanker and wants to atlanta. He was such a huge part of how the culture of the south has changed. I mean this is a city where you feel fide of being so much black acceptance here. Thanks a huge huge part of that. He helped pave the way for all these other black athletes and entertainers wanna come here to be here. Brian jordan know it was an all star with atlanta. Bryant said that The reason that he chose atlanta was hank. Aaron and was a boy idle here. He said a black kid growing up playing baseball hank. Aaron was the guy but it was an opportunity for me to meet my hair. The hope the opportunity is given so many kids today. Amazing dominique wilkins. Said hank was a big reason. That he came here was one of the first people. It's probably one of the most instrumental guys into getting me here in atlanta. But one for god like hank. I wouldn't been here. Was hanker went to ted turner and said hey you need to get this kid by any means necessary. He said people should give the roses while they're alive and that he's glad to see him getting them now but he said hank should have been put on a pedestal decades ago and he was right What are the things that i remember him saying is that you gotta set example for people to come at you. And how do you do that. You do the right way you doing about being Have miltie you do it by just doing the right thing and the right thing a lot of times. It's hard and a lot of guys. Young guys don't know how to do the right thing. As far as how they present themselves to people and how they get back to people so to give back experts that i've learned over the years has become from erin trampling. We don't see that much of that anymore today. And he lived in the same house that he bought when he came here in. Nineteen sixty six from the
Larry King Said He Wanted to Be Frozen
"Body on ice right now for years. He said he wanted to be frozen. Pulled this from an interview. He did with conan. O'brien awhile back when you die. It's by baby right right lights out. Saudi only hope only fragment of hope is to be frozen and then some day they cure whatever you died of and your back taxes is said he had some conversations with larry king about this idea as well so larry king actually confided years ago to me that he actually didn't believe in an afterlife so he wanted to keep his body alive and he found cryopreservation offered him that possibility
How Lawrence Harvey Zeiger Became Larry King
"Harvey My dad's name. Zeder in Brooklyn, New York, Laurence Harvey is eager to try and he started his radio career at a very small station in Miami Beach. And needless to say, his boss didn't love the name Lawrence Zeder. So if you understand how he became Larry King. Here's how the story went courtesy of Conan O'Brien. Now King is not your real last name. Is that right? What is your real Last name? Gi Girl was born with the name Lawrence Harvey's Iger's e E I g e R And I got the name King. In a funny way. My first day on the radio, all my life I've dreamed of being underrated. This was my I never want to be anything else but a broadcaster finally get hired A small station Miami Beach. Finally, my dreams come true. Get a job. Gonna start Monday morning is a disc jockey and all weekend. I'm nervous on practicing and it's quarter to nine small radio station general manager Close me and he says, Well, you're ready. I said, I'm ready. This is your big day. You're starting radio. I was 22 years old. Yes, This is what name you going to use my says Larry Zeiger, he said you can't use it. That's a wise Well, it's ethnic people won't know how to spell it. They won't remember it. I said, Well, what? Whoa! I'm nervous enough. And he had the Miami Herald Open. I was an ad for Kings wholesale liquors. On. He said. Wait a minute. That's what the air was. Kings Wholesale liquors 1925 Walden Road, Huh? Says, Why don't you take Larry King? So you're named after a sale on booze? I am there grow vast liquors there. Wow. Could have been Larry Wholesale letter. I know that could've been you see, Accepted. What Worse He's right. He could have been a lot of words. Andy, you know I love you. I love you. Do not break and you know, you know why your career hasn't bounced for because you would have named the guy Larry, Larry and I tell you, and that would have been funny for a week. There's about they would never, ever. That would shut ins that would have made me the Here are their hero, but they never would have been a Larry's wholesale liquor live 10th anniversary. Very
Former Texans coach Bill O'Brien announced as Alabama's offensive coordinator
"Put finished putting staff together in. The big name is bill. O'brien yes why are you. What does that name seem familiar. Because he was the replacement at penn state for joe. Paterno did a great job there. He's been the head coach of the texans and He is now officially nick. Saban's offensive coordinator. There's been a lot of changes on the alabama staffer recent years coordinators have come and gone but the winning continues day. Ball to o'brien both from the of course the nfl. Jeremy pruitt to pete golding offensive line. Doug marrone he's are familiar name from the nfl former head coach of other names as well. That's to seventeen to twenty one. A lot of changes to say the least meanwhile at mizzou the highly
80: Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus: A History - burst 1
"It's july eighteen. Ninety seven and inquisitive eight year old girl with bright eyes and curly hair named virginia. O'hanlon has a question. It's consumed this. Youthful new yorkers mind for some time now she studied. It asked her friends about it yet. Definitive proof remains elusive. Still she must know. Is there a santa claus. Virginia is now so distraught. She's even willing to go to an adult. Who though trusted is one whom few children ever wished to discuss. The veracity of chris cringle. Yeah she's going to ask her father.
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"Log podcast instead of the captain's log dot com so but the cap correct. Otherwise you'd think he'd be talking about the Captain Kirk. Yeah you don't want any Kathy Kathy crunches then today no Tori now. It's been a while since you've been on. Gt In this team just keeps building like getting bigger. It's weird. I am getting fatter. How the no no? I'm very attractive on your next to me. I can't these hearings. He's a musician. He's exhausted if you would take off his hands for ninety one. That's kind of a good rose. Yes it's It's been great. I can't I can't believe how this shows going on like every two Zaman Las Vegas it Jimmy Kimmel's and I'm like what are these people come from and they come from all over. We just haven't love listening and watching. That don't know that fifty has in weekly show at Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club every Tuesday Las Vegas to work day and when you go to the airport like you see little marquees of Vicky performing exciting to you that blows me away if you asked me like. I literally drop my suitcase the other day when I saw my picture but it was like I never I never thought that would happen. I never thought it'd be in Las Vegas and fun about. Would it be like to perform in Las Vegas and other comics? They think about it yet. I was getting high. Did you not think about the I know what the goal I don't know what my just my trailer forever telling jokes for myself. I had no. I guess I just said no imagination of what could happen. I just now. You're on the marquee you're on the you're everywhere so it's exciting and you get to do the show with me the second time it's got to be and I love your room because I love the Food and love the people and and I made some good friends from working enables people and I've actually come like Lillian her girlfriends from Naples. Thank came out to see me in Tampa and New Orleans. Oh No following you. Y- and then Diane and her family I met here. We wouldn't stated their retail. You know they said you want to stay in them. We went out there last year. I didn't get a call. Chausson ruined disappoint. You got nothing I got nothing. Got Fifty five cigarettes speedboat. You know they took us off. I saw I was home sitting in my kitchen watching you enjoy the boat. I think you saw different than other people I met here. And that was from Marco Island. They had a hooker on the boat and yeah she was straight home. She was amazed she was a woman with a rich guy on the boat and was the first sign of very excited by the Diane Failing. Such exciting on the boat so exciting and then on the Diana though though that was a cigarette boat and they have it on the bow and the guy said yes and he goes. Okay get ready. We're going to take it up to top speed to four hundred fifty four all my. Gosh I go. I'm in. The bow is too much weight on the bow. Any left like that. He said No. You're fine so we take off in. The bowel is up above the water. And I'm way of the water and then we're going in the engine blows no way. I is it knowing all night. Lonely teasing we've been playing. This game called the bucket game and everybody kept putting in their Vicky broke the engine. Let me know Eric Horrible so here like that was you. Yeah now I don't think so. The very strategy was week. That was a week engine. It takes more than four hundred fifty horsepower. This guys like a woman you know like a bounce on a trampoline every news outlet it is I think so you know. It's it's like a lot of junk in the trunk big bucks for that. I feel like that is true. I mean you'd like to one say display all right guys. So how did you learn to embrace the trailer park lifestyle? A persona that you put out there you know you're always in this leper gear and looking out sexy loved APP but people love that about you. What made.
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"GONNA be fascinating but it's going to last for six months. Yeah that's Man I'm we have People be there with us to know like the culture and has speak being We'll just go arrested and have them help. Get One thing. We'll like. Yeah that won't happen. I'll order that not going to happen. I did the same thing I was like. Okay good so I'll take was you're having or wherever the best thing. Is that you just for me every time as this was looking. Abby is are looking back at me just like I'm looking at it. Yeah I've A. It's so weird because our exotic light we have have rocky mountain oysters. Yeah and stuff like that and then you hear what they have over there. You know maybe rocking on wisdom is not so bad not not so bad at all. Okay first of all they will hear If they if you're gonNA show night I talk about being in special. Ed announced the brightest guy ever and we went. Tell me about that by the way. Ah You've come I think. Did you sit com happy. Like you used a comedy dangled Sakano overcome that part of Your Life and you've just excelled so much at it. Then it's not even a thing anymore. Hobby Improv and comedy has been a big part of my life was a little kid. I had trouble speaking out stuff. And UH my brother's at four little brothers. Just grab whatever I wanted to learn how to really speak until your big four or five years old and Throughout life I would just Improv. The office I got through school I would read the back of the book. You know where exactly And so I I never really did that did when I got to my senior year I start finding humor and doing shows doing comedy and school. They do that thing where you don't do well in school. You're not going to be able to do these program right. Yeah you enjoy and that was actually what pushed me to Fight to actually try and boy was gonna be in Special Ed. I got normal applied this year. Yeah normal classes like my freshman year in college. That's what I did. I liked the approach. You said that you like Improv. The book I kid you not. I don't think I ever read a book in High School. I read very little my entire life but I have. I read a lot but novels. Just not my thing so when I was given given the assignment same thing skim through it and I'll just like come up with a whole story about the book I remember reading Prior to high was holes uh-huh. That's the only book I remember reading and then through ice whole story. I told it to brighter as I was supposed to. Read the book to Karate Kid doing a book report. I wrote movie in the book. Report Forty Times eight is like. I don't really think you read the House. I I liked the movie you want. Uh I don't know what to say. The movie was better than the book. Yeah man that's a thing you can so right. The movie necessarily my Improv skills. A lot service can be in the movie gas so few bluff it and you say sorry. Kids are watching this and Ula. Our attorney take tips and writing down right now. This is how I you did how watching movies I had a movie. I would write a few things out of it. What their names were how they dressed stuff like that way? You're giving the tips on how to cheat. Sheet the bus. Yeah all right do it again. I'll tell you my tech the doors to after movie. Read the back of the book right. If there is a movie you watched a movie toilet break down. Everybody's names you right. The main points because of main points Dow chains in a book. Right you I don't get to detail don't you don't get too detailed Kazaks Wayne Day star realizing like this way that happened in the movie nodding a blog. Because I'll tell right now. Your teacher also watched the movie correct. Karang get too detailed. You just write the main points and who the characters are and what they're that gets you a beer. See or name what did you. How'd you get a lot of bees? beat out get into the relationships. Relationships are always same. Same in the movie and the book because we'll talk about the characters relationship because they're changed the relationship they don't change and people will get angry. If you changed a relationship and a book the to the movie of you get mad. Yeah yes you're writing your you're right. I heard that sonic is new. Sonic will be coming out. That you said I saw the old Taylor and the new and the comments on it are so okay so the thing is is that the sonic the hedgehog movie is coming out. They created this sauna character. That looks a hundred percent like nothing like the guy in the game right. Yeah and so people went. Nuts wasn't a natural version of sonic at one time but it wasn't the part of the gate 'cause they need like more for something. Yeah I think that's what I thought like. There was an older version. So my son that exploited Dag. You don't understand. The movie movie came out was about to come out and everybody went so crazy about the way sonic lung they re the whole part of Sonic. It took like two more a years yet ambusher back far yet like almost two years he said now the little do looks just like the video game. Yeah which I who the right my whenever come up with a movie it looks nothing like the movie that you talked they write about. Yeah why would you create an and care about me. They used a blonde haired lady yet. Though I mean I I mean fun. They come in Bonn icy her point. Like why Ukrainian est you. You did that on your ears. There's movie and fasters in billion dollar companies that are like they stay nailed. It people are so angry with the trail right away. They were angry about the teeth to no matter like it. You can't give that animal right either. You're doing it like I like people. People get angry about that so they released a new trailer. Looks very much like the video game and Silas. Either I'm going to see it and you're gonNA yeah I'm GonNa Watch. It is so funny because I told you I used to work with with kids for a long time and at first before you got arrested for work. I'm just kidding comedy show. I don't work with kids anymore. It's okay I know but you You realize I before I started working with kids You don't see knows i. I wasn't watching those types of movies and then like when I start working with kids on my movies are actually really fun. I mean I don't know if I know you. You have cancer I have to kiss. My son likes big mouth which which to be is not. It's not very key children right now. It's a very adult cartoon. You're yet but I don't I still love. I just can't get into watching the cartoon kind of show I don't like that I don't Wanna I wanNA see real people here it is. I got your understand. The jokes are so funny. You know a lot of the people on the show. Why washing because my son now? All of a sudden like a comedy efficient Ottawa fourteen. He's like he watches every clip on instagram. He's a youtube like maniac. If there's there's something on Youtube which there is everything on Youtube that fixes something tells you something. My son is watching five times. He's Oh yeah. I watched it on Youtube. Let me show you how to do it. Do you get it I I realize like one stuff you can. Yeah you go down the whole like all of a sudden you start watching in which is another one on. Take Tom this with Phillipi. Dude you start watching take talks and you're you're you don't stop your so hooked yet you're in it. Just it's unbelievable. Unbelievable Ghanaian right. You think that people are not gonna like go create all this stuff on take talk. Just because they're like I spending time in their lives to make these little quick clips but then they make great stuff and I can't stop watching it It used to be like a lot like vine provide do. I use a young mind Burnham I used to love God was so great coaches similar genius by the way the thing is. I usually go to youtube to learn. Learn how to do stuff so like if something broke or instead of trying to pay for it to get fixed now invest my time in the Youtube but then I realized I ah was that say to me money. 'cause I you know you're taking you twice as long sheriff pause play pause play and for me. I'm a big believer that Mu- I time equals money. Your mean like i WanNa do a show and I keep telling my son that it's a hit show. We need to do it all the time. A spin off of the captain's log Carla Ala Youtube can do it you can doing. It is go every manet do on youtube cooking in the all the staff were just gotTa do it exactly like Youtube. Says it's so easy. I think that'd be a fun idea. There's a youtube.
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"We are live on the catalogue. What's happening gene harding Dougie. WHAT'S UP I. I like to be having you guys here on the show family. That's my man wait. So is this your first time. We did this yeah right. He's lying if you had like two Louis Sixteen hundred how many times this is my third time. Does he a third time on the show. This is exciting or first time is the first time for someone to show up for the festival aw Shit show. Wow you guys 'cause yeah. He knows damn well. It's my first time just saw his brochure out even know that he had alcohol. I ain't no he grew up like this. This is a grown man stuff. You didn't know oh now. I spread my wings wings. I it is I'm still old school. I'm still remember in the the rest of I would do oversight shrimp. I'm just checking out see. Someone's microphone must be really low except mine. My hot is in my my folks. Wchs is working good unbelievable. My voice be my wife. Does I think I don't know what happened but anyway. I'm good so what you you sex. I'm good as long as before world series of comedy Saint Louis. His is my first time out here but here's the problem. How'd I get the Saint Louis couldn't. Ibm One in Vegas Vegas was getting played man we did it. They have so many in Vegas. Yeah you know what I mean is. First of all we comics is only so much money. Be bringing out all right and especially when you go to vegas and you spend all ash it and you know what it is. It's the IHEART music festival week too so that probably I think they bumped a bomb that we all and all that she was in Indianapolis or Indiana. Florence was not memorable. Yes now yeah. It really was yeah. It was wild well. This is good though we get nice. No crowds yeah. It's it's every day. I show his in ST L. I show was great. Dude I'm telling you the first show tonight was better than Montreal's new faces show. I mean that I Agassi had new faces could be shitty yeah. It wasn't that good because sometimes what they don't. They like put people in kind of like they kind of already know you. You gotta get hooked up yeah. I guess like the agents kind of push people through they want. I never made it in but I don't take the recommendation agents it. It's something Hollywood Hollywood yeah yeah but that's that's good to hear. I didn't WanNa hear it. I stayed outside. I didn't WanNa hear nothing. Good Okay but you guys are on the next show and so tell me what what you guys did to get here. What was that road light. I think you gotTa talk into the microphones. Yeah Yeah you don't WanNa hit his voice. I think a lot of the grind that we did before this like way before the thought about festivals to me and Doug started together right like years ago in Florida just hitting you can't anything yeah some of the trashes looms performed out. You know what I'm saying right right but what was the journey to get to the world series of comedy like Oh. Where did you waited you compete. Oh I didn't compete this year. No 'cause you here last year I was here. I was actually the top eight last year. Okay one of the finals for the topic. Is that how that worked out. Generally I mean I've been doing. This is like my fifth sixteenth time you okay uh-huh screaming about the world series. Ucla locations you had yeah comedy. WanNa work that club. You gave the set a million emails right or you can sign up for that satellite showcase for the owner. I didn't know that I didn't know that exactly will now. I know send some emails so I got to get a laptop. You don't have a laptop. Where do you have yeah I mean I had a laptop but he got so Tequila and so this is yeah approach. That's what that's what messed me up in. My Roth exertion tastes better on the ground for me was I didn't do a satellite dish it because I had a lot going on yeah and so they're not just I just sent in my tape and I just submitted. I'd like anybody else right but I think me being in the top eight last year. They knew kind of helped so they brought in yeah kind of helped. I got lucky and you're not in Florida anymore though I am. I still got my place in Florida but I was going back and forth to New York because I just wanted to be there for you know what I mean like when you in Florida and you like wake up. Damn I WANNA hit room. It's not like New York where you could just go down the street and there's a comedy show. Sell what happened. What I'm saying yeah. This is a big gap of mileage wine each club right so big anyway right a white. We have the second the the second most comedy clubs in the US could because we do Florida comedy scene. You got a lot of independent. I talked about Miami of problems. I heard the Fort Lauderdale is coming back and I heard it might be plantation. It's really sawgrass can't wait. I got a reason to go back to plantation not at the hardrock Nah Nah. I don't think he'll be aw that makes sense does a cash cow that join right there inside the casinos. You've been to the hard rock yeah many times. Oh Yeah Man Guitar. That's what I'm saying. That's what he's saying. He's thinking they might open up their own joint. That might be different from the Improv but I did. I did hear the Improv is going to be at Sawgrass more implantation. That'd be now be crazy. That'd be real nice. I'm excited about it. What else is going on Doug. He talked to me How's your podcast doing up late with doggy and wake up facebook. Yeah I see all the time. Yup Work Art helps a lot w trying to get me on that podcast like he knows my schedule because Doug because you know you're going to be good yeah he he he. He invites me because he knows. I can't make it like a G and I tried. I tried next year. I'm like what the Travis we have. A we have a little ritual for the show. I didn't know about the ritual man I and I didn't know my body wasn't you weren't ready paid for this was not. I'm a grown man. I can handle anything. I don't know what you guys. I don't know what kind of leaf if that was your. I was jeans doing most of the talking but that was the quietest I'd ever seen gene. Take my life really very half not even smile just up and I remember looking at Doug. Let your I don't know what I was immobile. I I don't know what you feed me with and they all just giggling having a good old time in my experience. I said I so that's probably why I never came back really 'cause I can't Handle one and done handle it. I had surgery on my head a few weeks ago and they gave me a valium. It didn't do away damn thing so the doctor gave me another one. It didn't do a damn thing. I never heard of such a thing. I don't even see the whiteboard drugs. I don't know what value is Louie it does. It's most chill out or something. I don't know what all those pills. I don't know about money that stuff. You'll be like popular ZANEX. I don't know what that does. Include comes next last year. We had a gambling guys. Come up with something California. The animals along with US stuck again. God Damn it. Maybe that's the that's the sign nothing me so. Tell me how long you guys get to do on stage I give you what are they giving eight minutes. I Guess I eight minutes yeah eight minutes eight comics. That's a that's a good enough time. Man Like especially the show is like you said they get the vote. Yup they get too many people go oh through each round to to each round and so that's that'd be sixteen total by the end of Friday and Saturday companionship so Saturdays. The first show is going to be the first eight second show is GonNa be the second eight and then Thursday will be the final top three out of those sixteen the way they came in second place on the ground goes. I show on some Saturday winter. Got Down to three people and last year you went to you at the top eight house top top eight. I was killing. It got down to my set for the last one. I feel like Dougie came and slip something in my drink again another edible and I hated needed he probably did I eight. I've been blaming you for a lot of stuff in my life. He was even in yeah yeah. I was going to bring it up Miami. Hold on hold on hold on. I wasn't even going to go to the festival word because I didn't have a ride. I was living in plantation. She's down in south beach and Douglas Yo man. I'll drive. I'll come get you so. He scooped me up. I'm like cool. I go because I was just GonNa sit it out right. You've ever the flipping. The coin.
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"Gave me for free to use for. Wait a three hundred thousand dollars yeah yeah. Let's do it again. They gave a battery all fits tobacco average wile for then. I drink for a week where we only know aw I did what I did. I did I did bumper car began but not like that unlike your kisser. Thank you know but for Real Oh man I mean that car so until you drive that car as a daily driver you will never get used to how big dentist I mean. It's it's huge knows when you park. You see how I'm park right now. If you pull out this is how you'd parking spot where the car next to you is all the way up to so because because you have to allow the offset of other cars in a park mobile so you can Judge Judge in Jack is your diagnosis so long so I want to do what I call it on looking huge so when I park I would literally park by door like like you said judge Tyre Tyre cars next thing that's how adding it. That's crazy because you like. It's huge. It's a big car overall L. Anywhere and yeah so anyway your show. We're pulling into WE'RE GONNA be one zero three nine. We're GONNA big Mama Right now. You'll be live on the radio. It's is all about you. I talked probably just supposed I've ever talked to my listen. I enjoyed Ju. I know it's battle. Show on supposed to be interviewing. US entertained. Everyone's entertain entertain. It was a good time nothing Pittsburgh from small Paul run outside and that's where I like to tie. Laws home might take us from there and you got funny saying I took a break you play but I did. I did play football player in college. It's it's gotta be right back. I'll awesome John D. One. I would make Bhalla will happen to you. He only played a pin a tour or a new. CEO played in just one orange fair enough but that was that was the thing and after that I started working for the airline and then at around two thousand one when I became a stand up comic and I was in in Philadelphia then curb again so comedy ranges from from it goes all over the place. This starts literally like with my family. So you know talk about kids alive you know and I talk about you know who I am as a person in my community actually creative only comedies weird because when you have a lot of TV credits. You have a hard time getting right so it's yeah. I've been doing it for eighteen years. So then I gotTa tell producing shows and and and and all that kind of thing and all around town or whatever but you know it's still having a connection. It's in context. I run the Pittsburgh problem off nights. Okay so I have enough contacts and connections with other Camis eight so you do ah yes I do. I do also run their open mic daryl competitions yes. I'm sure housing like you but bigger.
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"Months ago from a body. You mind owns a dealership and have you ever seen this electric car called the Karma at it's a car they make like three hundred and fifty of a year electric cars supercar but it's electric and may try to compete with like with Tesla right okay but it's it's a bit. It's more luxury. That gets really luxury. I get one hundred fifty grand. More fantastic leaked so 'cause he goes. Hey Cap mm-hmm. Company wants to give you a car dry for a week. YOU'RE GONNA shoot the show in it. You know do you WANNA do. He's like you know whenever you don't do anything it drive. It should show if that's if you want the car of getting I was like John Dude. I WANNA drop that car. I get's dope. I like cars. mcgeer your head right which is also cool when I've had because you know out of Ferrara's on top brass going fisker yeah yes a fiscal Karma exactly yeah so else through strength your head this guy yeah yeah exactly so deal. Is I get the car Monday I'm sorry I get the car Tuesday Monday afternoon at five o'clock because I have a show Tuesday morning but I have the kids on Monday so pick up the kids we go to dinner. Everyone stares at these cars because they didn't you don't see very many there's only three hundred fifty of maintenance debility making them for like five ear so they used to be called fisker and then accompany went bankrupt in a new guy new company bought them and now they're called. They reinvented the car and called Karma. Okay okay why Gre- actually Jemaine. I I do agree with this. not comparable although the cars are pretty sick the point is. I get the car nine hours. Later I take my kids to school and it's raining raining in the middle of winter very odd to have like a complete downpour to the fact that we're enraged so hard that morning that the that is filled all the water above like the curb of so we were just talking about like the water level drag they're making so when I pulled into Dunkin McDonald's. The parking curbs in the parking lot were underwater so I couldn't necessarily tell where the parking lot was like to stop Obama. Yeah right and that car has literally a nose. That's gotTa be three times the length of this vehicle light three times site site. The car is so long and if it's you it's a big talk and it's an inch off the ground like an inch often growl because it's like a you know you do crack that curb dude. I hit the curb stood the little parking thing right mm-hmm but I did. I literally like again. I kissed it. I like to kiss so I've pulled up and I was like Oh. I hit the hit it hit it. I was like let me just back up. A little like are backed up. It is my yes scraped. It can't be that bad. My son gets out DISLO BASS inside. I go do this car the holidays he he's forty four. He's dying laughing shitting myself right. 'cause this core. I three hundred grand right right and I've had it for nine hour. Makes you sick so I go. What are you laughing at. This is serious like I at this point. I lost rush it because the problem was is. My daughter was twelve and she was having one of those days. They're like Durrell's. There are the one the one girl so six. She hasn't had the hormone day. That's it so she took days where she wakes up and everything is bad the sky I cry. She's she's not hungry. She wants this so i. I like to go to Dunkin in the morning in the one that that I wanted to go to that. Day was the one we've been going to for eight years. That was not good enough this day. We had to go to the one that's actually. I don't like it's right by my her school but she insisted now. I want to go in I want to go. I don't WanNa go through the drive through. I want to sit down. I WanNa talk to you. She WanNa talk on phone right right. So that is the reason why I pulled in. San 'cause I was already pissed as a whatever let's just park the car now my son's laughing so he takes all sorts of daughter your sons. I haven't he's laughing when I asked him to go jack to see. That's that's crazy. I go do was NASA point. I get outlook. the front is to book is unlike what our end dude. I di- I was like and what not so what happened. was you know those little pigs with a hammer down the curve on the parking's. Stick it out yeah yeah what in the center protruding state now now. What would it be an incentive one that on the sides they used one David and do the Mossad there must have ran out of she she passes so when I pulled over it. Just it just like it and actually just hit that little tab. It flipped over it right right but what I didn't know he's now. It's hooked so when I pulled back yeah I mean a bumper is not designed to be pull forward push in right right so like just little clips hole the demand bullshit plastic clips so the whole thing just below dude. It was just hanging in the middle like this in the size. It was ugly in the fall it off because I strained up is like laughing like this center was like Mike this hanging in the hall of wreck because it looked like first of all the way those are designed. It's just that's pretty much. All there is a bumper Bergen and the frame because no engine right right so the whole Carlo total. That's crazy and my last. I get out in just shit myself first first of all. I'm a guest presenter at a big company that day. They're going to pull up. Your Nice. Paul is both that's the reason why got the car that day. 'cause I wanted all all. I want to learn right. Dude full suit is pouring rain my shoes. I'm evolved to my ankles. Push back on the agenda. Push back other pieces together go away. Hey right no no not at all. I think you'd have to call the dude. I call my buddy and I'm like Bro. What do I do I. I hid her. It was underwater. I had no idea was there. How bad is it. It's not bad I go. He goes on just to Clinton. I yeah the Clip Franck obviously called his ankle. Can you bring it in. I said I'LL ZIP tie Ryan. I'll go to my house so now you're zipped tired of three hundred thousand dollar car no doubt in a suit away rain. I'm for you. Zip tying a bumper burger back to the frame and I drive it to the dealership right. He looks at it and he's not too bad. They put it on the left dude. The thing is is that that's like like would call it five to fiberglass here she is she sure it like cut through it because the little metal bar so he's like dude. You can't get it back. He's like you can't have it back when we have bumpers and they sent us. They sent seven bumpers. Were wondering why they seven bumpers is I guess because the front end is so long and you know people are going to realize that they're gonna hit things real quick. The bumper must have already know from the you know the the manufacturer like you're going to need bumper when you sell these cars so he said I got seven bumpers. I said three back seconds. I figured I'm not going to store seven bumpers because those take shitload Roy. Yes huge boxes so anyway four weeks later. He calls me. Goes cars ready to be picked back up. They want me to drive again. Gog Lesson. I mean that was so nice. It would never ever dude while I've coming up chatting home. Now he's good. He's really sad when he called. He called the manufacturing and talk to the Rep. WHO's in charge of like their promotional program. He goes oldest first of all we've ever wrecked. We know I know great offers like I was the first delight break. The frequent speed Barry White House the First Boston car that they.
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"Day are like bud deep like like daring some kind of tracking some kind of criminal with something whether traffic don't dare do it's crazy. I could never imagine agean living like that man. That's something I'm not even raise the word. I'm afraid of all that Shit Yeah. That's human for me or action the but they were trying to get me to break broke broke. There's a gator up here right now. I I promise you I'd I'd be like we're locking doors all man. I just see this is what I want my bike every day one of the roads. I remember my down every day and I always always look for the gators in these legs because data's everywhere even in the lakes do what do you mean. They're everywhere slight. Ditches sometimes would it rains real hard during the ditches bro. You're see ones is poor prostrate. Yeah wall of them not all the time but nothing it's not. It's not like warms along cares about his business. Yeah Wa especially if you live in a golf course community if you live in a golf course community you see that all the time see. I'm going to Tiburon caters everywhere. I love stand in a golf cart now. There's gators on of course so how do you get away from. You'll see ten gators haters. Is there so the thing about the zigzag. He's only about fifty percent. True is that right tried on everyone. You might make they can't they can't turn like that and run straight on they can run. I don't know if it's eighteen or twenty three miles an hour. I can't run that fast. Don't run a circle yet. You're going to have to keep going like that my ornament I can't wait. I can't wait. Hey Daddy Zoe own daughter. That's how I'm taking good care today. Don't worry we're gattis barely driving. The car drops all by itself. We're just talking. All they have to do is turn the rest. It goes it goes goes by itself. Stops on its own headed the radio right now. We're just pretty cool. Yeah you know the car does go on its own when you hit. This button. Yeah like stops drives yeah so the other day just my luck. My son calls us like that need a ride at the pool so I throw on a shirt. I got my bathing suit on and flip flops. I pull up to write the turn where he is in There's a core black. BMW I five series in front of me and I pull up in my foot slips off the break like that and like I wasn't paying attention and I hit the car front of me. That's all right. That's exactly probably even drove a little further yeah so I get out in. The car is not an automatic drive. 'cause I didn't hit the button also would have just stop absolutely so I hear the cargo. BBB because it did they're the censors went off because it was so close yeah. Ah Fuck this guy behind me not even realizing I hit the guy in front of me because it was so soft I like just boot up to him in just push this instead of a little damage. I put the corn reverse. I backed I. I hopped on the dude. I'm so sorry I I've I slipped off the break. Raikov you paying attention. I had sandals on and I wasn't even thinking and he's GonNa be delays. I I was like Oh you do have a scratch. Let me look at my car. My car is totally fine nine scratch on the top bumper scratch on the bottom like here's by Here's my card look. I mean it so minor like just take it to to the gave. Vh whatever I'll pay foreign appreciate it but like if you don't want a stage papers on cool his role yeah he's not is good do it on my Cap Brian on the comedy down the road. He was my car you tonight. I don't know looked at us like he didn't know me I but he seemed like I was a nice guy. I saw that he had a nice car. I guess I had nice car. He didn't feel like it was an issue caused new. This Sunday Calls Me Monday like eleven o'clock and he says Hey Camden uh it's such inside shrum on the accident we had on Sunday. I sent you to estimates on your email. He's and just a heads up one eighteen hundred and the other one's twenty seven hundred. I was like okay so I guess I'll be calling my insurance company as Nice Answer. She Goes Yeah Act. I figured that dude I literally at your coal. It was even know wasn't his fall. He wants his car fakes. The where the wind blows before I hit it wasn't even this it was like I literally just rolled into him and pushed it like itself Kiss Yeah. It was going so slow that I didn't even hit hadn't even put the brakes on when I hit because I didn't even know yeah it so that it caused that much damage but the thing is is that what they what those estimates Germain Bolt who said that they were going to replace the bumper in the sensors will like eight hundred fifty dollars to offer yeah so that's the thanks so maybe my insurance company is going to be like site and rar placing. Nath literally just fixed in one of the whole thing yeah yeah on his deal. Lady told all we like he's like wow you know. They said it's GONNA take three to five days so I need to rent a car. I'M GONNA come insurance coolest thing when I called the Insurance Gyco by the way Yvonne sponsored podcast. You're welcome twos at Jimmy is working so I have gyco right right. I don't think I've ever used them. I don't call them. I've had it for like maybe ten years so I call them. Die was so cool on the phone so polite and I was like this is going well as I said now. Tell me how much it's GonNa cost me. He goes oh he's he's at five hundred L. Deductible. Foot your vehicle. He said softwares damage on your vehicle I know you're saying right now. There's but if you I said well. It's pouring rain out this was on Monday. I said it's not about the gloves side and look at my cox in a soup off. I said so I could call you back. If there's damage and let you know there's a couple all tiny little chips right brothers heels a cargo ship that that's all my course in this gal aren't. GonNa listen to do you need a car sponsor. Harrison auto sales boss. We're in a sixty infinity. Blah the black. I got a couple of BMW AUDI and the BMW down with that all right so the dude on the phone says to maybe five hundred bucks. If you have damage he goes beyond the hundred thousand dollar Would I call it property damage. He's like there's not there's no charge. I'll tell you you ever policy Renault deductible for property damage and he's I just give me a number of like that's all I do Geigo for room the why did I just 'cause like thinking off so annoying like I got to worry about the guy the pavement like figuring out. I just just even doing it without going to the insurance. I was thinking like I had to do like five. Things like just to get this thing to go away. After I pay him hope back couple of give him the money you know whatever look at the frigging quotes whatever women do not just need his his his driver's license mm-hmm drinking plate and phone number about gays and y'all said if we need you will husband. Thank you like my buddy. The Guy Thank you he wasn't he on my show and he was Larry. Larry's happy about that's a good thing things work like that because it seemed like it was going to be getting yeah and then it got weird yeah and then it'll be cool again so because that's what I was thinking yeah dude I literally couldn't have. I kissed taste. His bumper kids place things so far only cars like they used to anymore anyway. So you know Oh my God. Do you want to know a story about the away. They'd make cars so I get accident. We I get a call on Sunday morning. This about six.
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"The woods and ride motorcycles and then on the gotTa satisfy life like I did. I play baseball and other sports so I was like the kind of the both per people so and I like to fish so much so we get out there. We breakdown they. They call the lieutenant nothing you can do tonight. Boys camp it out and the lieutenant carries one of those forty four gone revolvers yeah the long long ago that Kerry now this is twenty nine. Walker cares one of those huge barriers those all the way down the Pistol Pete like the cartoon guy with I'm nine kidding started and so he's like his show that born how we do it down in Florida because I was the Yankee but what was his excellent. He's is he from Florida. Oh Dude GonNA raise like I was the first Yankee to ever be like even take part. I was an intern and they still were like no. We don't want them and I'm like free. My neighbor yeah my friend. so. I'm like dude. I'm an intern. I'm just getting college credit like I'm paying you to be here right. They let me in. I was the first I was the first intern they ever had in the first Yankee they even had like dating and have officers ever from up north because they feel like you know if Vermont Noah you know about the everglades of the woods how you know airboats were swamp buggies in because these kind of a fun job they don't pay the poor things they take nothing right the worst pay in all alarm foresman however they have the best toys in the most fun so we're stuck on this swamp buggy literally three feet of water and I'm like all right. This is Kinda cool like. I think it's cool day day. One we get stock doc right second day they come out and they land chopper in they drop off. The parts is to fix the axiom that save you know. Do we at Weird. We're driving. I sixty thousand dollars vehicles. Three of them says you WANNA. Do you want to get the vehicles after they wanted vehicles how we could have left one of vehicles but we drove another vehicle to try to tell it and that sucker got stuck. Jesus so we needed to vehicles to pull the one out now we only had one that we only had one that work that works okay so even worth. We couldn't all low that thing up and leave the two buggies in the middle of the water drive away so we stay that. was you know that's their job so we day to drop off the parts for the astle. They can't fix it now. He's casual like I'm like dude. You Guys GonNa fix an actual bill. I like these would do like dudes. Sammy's they had a Gig and the we were at this point. We've pretty much just way. Steve earned a day like hanging out the water like that's the story ECE point. I was telling you and these he's dudes are like not afraid of anything in the water. There's freaking water moccasins gators swimming to us so there's one like a real early Edberg Dwayne mobely Ryobi's best if you've ever seen I hope yes he's Day Yeah Dude Yeah. He can call owls. The Dude can talk to Al's he calls owls and he can call them so store. Guinea crazier so he the other trying to think of his name was his best buddy said like they wanted to mess with me because I was like the the young Yankee. He called Mike Seven hours that landed literally on the vehicle like like in the car. There'll be an hour here out here and they are just looking at us on my turn. It's pitch black. Elect me out of this. Why are you calling jowls. Els Apparently scare other animals wait. Is that what that is you know. He won an hour all call in like seven cave. He can talk to our goals. He was really spiritual and he was an American Indian. Okay okay he can call out the point was had you ever seen a house out the everglades land under bogus and that's really that's really cool and crazy. I we need something him. Nicole something to come. Save me yeah no ours just we'll just look at us. He would call them and talk to them a little bit and they would just stare at us. Maybe like I thought there was something cool then to go but dude savvy like four land at once how's it. What are you doing how you are you calling our major. Show up there to measure eulogized food. That's amazing. I've never seen so. We sit there for three days the second day. I couldn't get the axle fix that third day. They flew a mechanic in again and more parts. Okay the mechanic fix that day. We frigging yanked it out of the water with the one that works still was able to Yank enough. Well we well. We ran the other. One wreck yanked it out. We Yanked. We took to the tune it now ran. Dan Yanked the third one out. We drove literally like to the campsite. We checked it out. We stayed one night left because we were so beat from like literally. Li like living in the water for three days because we had nowhere to go other than on that little platform on the buggy and that's it yeah but my point is that these dudes have zero appear in the middle of the night walk into the everglades waist-deep one in some holes yeah thank you could walk and you don't know this fall yeah like stiff. That's flooded right right. You're you're on the curb and then if you walked off and curb right that's like four feet deeper exactly because it's also can't tell yeah. I did needed to like what I do that again. No absolutely was young adults Louis fearless. You don't care about please do this and they were like grown walking through the water with his gun. No the lieutenant didn't come awesome again. It was just on the radio like well. You got your cells enter jam. You'RE GONNA get yourself out jam. I he was like Yosemite Sanders. That's really what he was. He was like he literally told. The boys like. He's like well wars. That's worthwhile all about like you in the country. Now make yourself country. You're heavy use like like super super. You have to go with it. This is part of you. GotTa go with now. This did anything happen. Nothing nothing often bite. No watermarks thought they were GONNA scary. See that's what the key. They thought I was like yeah. No I have not because they all right away like on all the alarms is they will call him because like they would george pick me up in the morning. It was really cool inter they would pick me up at my house and we were start patrolling because I couldn't meet them with a car. Sometimes we would drive to like we're places like one time we had panther patrol so the US fish and wildlife monitors alligator alley and there's these these fences that pants the pants can't jump across the fence in run on the street. They have tunnels underneath the everglades. It runs from one side from north to south so they can cross under the under. The police are going over the bridge so they have the panthers zone where there's a certain mile per not per hour. I think it's forty miles an hour at night and the changes from sixty five to forty miles an hour the this the speed beat signs are electric. No they're actually when you look at them during the day in looks like that but at night the reflection only shows forty five so so they sit the speed traps there make sure to make sure that you're going the right speed but they have these vehicles. They have the panthers patrol cars. They're like souped up. US Fish and wildlife like race cars and so down we get to go out there and they took me for a spin for the whole day. Do we in one hundred and twenty miles an hour. They like rocket ships. You can catch any card in time right naked. They're paid for by the government souped up on a government so dope they you would pick me up and when I first started I would be like dressed nice like they're like Oh boy oh son you. You can't be aware of that so they thought I was like a real pretty pretty boy like right. 'cause I know like you know we were going to be every day. Those officers every.
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"Time on the captain's log but we I just remembered you remembered. I didn't the he will hear many years ago with Gary Owen and Mark Line. That's true about them. I think thirteen or fourteen years ago damn it. I was just I was a baby. I was literally twelve has come a long way man it. It's it's a bright and early morning. We're heading obt one zero three nine. We're going to be big Mama. The wild bunch that's exciting and what a day I mean you're headlining tonight off the comedy club. Yes got a great lineup. place is going to be packed. I'm excited you. You just have to bring the jokes listen. That's what I'm here for a better be a better be bringing the jokes I mean imagine showing up and just get no seeds and reading a monologue and right yeah that would suck. I've had some really strange things. I've had a comedian headliners. They literally re unlike in. I'm paying huge body have like jobs that they have to remember as their shit what you as you always in first grade. We had to memorize. She didn't you lack of professionalism. Got some comments do that man. These guys have major headliners. Maybe took it like you now. I'm Adam same hinge. Valentin no no they they sell take. Ashley do work out some material but like they they go with it. It's a set list list. They're not the joke that they have her say. It's just that they have to have that set list. I'm like you can't remember that's what I guess. The thing is is. They want to make sure that maybe they don't repeat the joke her something forget to tell why not yeah yeah look. I mean to be honest to two he is thinking about are they kill but I believe that they literally have to have that settlers to read what joke to do. That's a crutch yeah well. I mean professionalism to me like I mean if you can't memorize your jokes that you wrote right. Maybe you didn't write him. I don't know John Hayden. WHAT'S UP BUDDY Boy Donna. How are you a morning. Beautiful is people tuning in Brighton early eight. Am I'm going through a school zone and we're getting on the high. Let's go to our we'll take we'll go straight. Take the scenic route will going forty-one and I'll put the automatic. Dr Ron amid wherein all right so so you flew in yesterday I did I did. I guess some beach time in went to vanderbilt is gorgeous. It's beautiful. They're mad water so calm glass be traded that one of the top ten beaches in the world here. Yam It was amazing to me that means we that restaurant which one gumbel mellow at the at the Ritz yes Sara yes yeah yeah. That's what it was. That's exactly what it was beautiful place to go there my attorney. He came down here with the colorful was TV. Games ed instruction the water because I don't do seeking shots dolphins dolphins sharks. Is that right. Just get you well listen. I only go into like my calf. Yeah I gotta be able to see the ground but but I will. It'd be a hundred percent honest see I. I was charter fishing captain in these waters for twelve years. I did it commercially for a living and I'll tell are you right now that I have seen eight foot. Black Tips Tiger Sharks. I saw forty four hair era had come no more than in your knees that the that's that's far as you want to go. No I'm telling you that those charm that cooking go all the way outright onto the beach and shoreline so when a wave crashes the fish the bait fish get get stirred up in the crash of the wake and so the way our beaches work if you look. We don't have waves at crash way out. They only crash on the shore. Okay you don't really have like wage breaking like on the East Coast or whatever you can serve almost roll right into this. I mean we see the citizen yet so when they come in and then right the fish actually will serve the Predator fish and sharks those waves and when the break it gets turbulent in eighteen thirty so the sharks will turn right in that shallow shallow water eat the fish as they as they kinda gets stirred up or human so you're so your ankles. We're going to be bait. See I'm good on that. I'm not people down you listen so I'm not going back out what they want to go jet skiing. They WANNA go jets. I'm sure you can outrun a ski by falling. Don't fall in your paddock cut up. You can only swim like a little bit but yeah I'm typical black when uh-huh swam pretty good but honestly I can't swim great. I always dive. Can you dive dude. I can't die. I mean my physique doesn't allow for her. I get even like when they do the king he died. When I go like this guy. I don't know right around I hated. I hated Eddyville. I think I've done one successful dive and it was probably like a point five on a scale of what was the worst dive. You could've considers the head. I think one every time I've been having tried in a long time so mad at it every time yeah I get it. I'm like Oh. This is so easy and like Kinda do. There's I think in my hand like I'm a little crazy. There's nothing I can do yeah but if I can't dive dive yeah listen that diving is is always been like a feat for me to get in the Ocean Chris Control your water yeah control a pool and pool. You'll good yeah good yeah yeah well. If I'm having a hard time I could stand up again. I need to do that so one time I it was with Florida for freshwater fishing game as they like the marine patrol that Kinda thing and we took a trip. It's supposed to be like a ten day trip into the everglades and during that trip you go out that way way deep on on swamp bookies these big vehicles that goal like all terrain and you go out there and there's like a couple camper camping houses that are owned by the US bishop wildlife to wear when you go out there like you're out in like real hunting hunting territory then you find like poachers stuff because you're like twenty five miles in the everglades get around. This is what I was in college. It was internship right so we get about ten miles from any where and civilization and we're talking ten miles of going through like probably elite three foot water like there's it's just water for three feet for as far as the. I could see how like miles right in the middle everglades in the water all flows it not. It's a nonstop mu bit the everglades Ashley's it flows. I believe at seven miles per hour from Lake Okeechobee all the way till hits the Gulf of Mexico. Eh into the ten thousand islands so well. It's flowing the water nonstop. Just goes through the everglades that it's on your feet moving and you see like Fisher swimming and you see alligators when I lost me right watermark lousy down. We broke down. We Talk Doc with three days it water for three days. That's it yeah because what have here's what happened. First Day was like four o'clock o'clock in the afternoon. We called in to the lieutenant. Is it true story and I'm nineteen going on a coup ooh camping trip. I'm thinking like this adult. Trent camping trip two-day turn into naked and afraid we saw the Brooklyn no food we had food that we were bringing to the camp but majority of the food was like okay to go in the fridge. We're GONNA COOK on barbecues. We weren't like prepared to were on a vehicle in below. The vehicle was revealed water. We weren't in a bow on Samat safe at all not secure at all yeah. We were just sitting on like a platform on a car. So how'd you sleep well. Here's the thing you guys our web the two officers hey Jay. Nobody doing good morning. the two officers. I was with were very seasoned wildlife officers they were totally into the wildlife and camping in hunting and and I was to even coming from Boston like that and we have like rednecks in Boston. That loves the woods like I was a gearhead like I like to race. I like to be in.
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"We're live on the captain's Long Cosmo Mondo Donald. Oh my favorite copy everything good. I had to struggle to to get fifty minutes late distress at work so late at don't tell me how I didn't know I was supposed to close burned last night when this nine in the morning so oh my well gotta do what you gotTa. Do you know I know I know so busy weekend busy busy weekend yeah but I saw that they always busy. We always even seasonal weekend in never stops Musso however certain how was the learning curve to find out about all the cigars that you guys do by the way my guest guys mows the general manager Burnin Maples and we have a big bed coming up <hes> which you're going to be hosting I'm helping sponsor with my spirits Ritz and it's called Havana nights and I we wait yeah. We'll start to do some fun event. In Summers. There is no much to do in this rally though so I love this the partner she and because you <hes> have some great spirits that we want to promote and we carry all Your Spirit said Burma Dr Patel <hes> so we have taking advantage of these <hes> event night condensers leading meals are gonNA show me how to dance Cuban Food Rain Game. We thought about.
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"In it and they go while this is a great drink to get rid of all let's ever just again so it's it's about you know it's yes you have the format some of it yeah you have to take away some of the you know the profanity just because to to use be effort is an adjective you know it's not necessary especially when you do it so you gotta figure it is a an audience it's at home so am i gonna get this point across so there's a lot of tiny technical aspects they do make it difficult to put something together but it's also like really fun it's also been fun just like doing podcasts just once you start doing this is why kids each and every one of those moments is it the very moment it's a different place it's a different way so i get to execute these different lieber libbers you know within my constructed being a comedian then that's that's what do you looking forward to the most on this special 'cause it's been eight years now you said eight years like wow that's amazing eight or nine special special it's gonna be different how everybody looking forward to see that's the thing you want it to be different in the sense that you know you you want people to think there's some new there feel something new there but when you've been funny as long as i have been put out as much materials i have that that doesn't really apply right so for me it's not about different in that respect because then it's gonna come off gimmicky you know what i mean like if i do one at the border near the wall earthquake drying by the prisoner if i do you know what i mean any of those things it's not gonna work it's just gonna be in my reconstitute desk britain in desperation so for me it's more about how do i make it unbelievably money in unbelievably relevant to this moment in time already next year's mixture with this year i want i just wanna make sure that people go listen to it see it and they wanna have a conversation about how funny it was an element to it was you know that that multi layered conversation of like a well you know you you've seen it when people walk out of my shows there's a group of eight people you know six boomer ngo going in to go yeah but that shit then he said we will man that they were all that stuff because you know authentically that kind of thing so i need that conversation to occur at home watching with with a sense of relevance but you know what i'm saying but sense of humor since a funny is said to you know that that it made you laugh before and made anything else might against carlos santana captains on you could see all weekend in a comedy tonight do shows a saturday shows in sunday two shows shows gonna knock you off the hook copy dot com to get tickets by take me back to the first time you stepped on stage what would that light so the first time i stepped on stage when i first started doing stand up i had no idea none whatsoever not what comedy was i i had no idea what comedy was reopened the company so we have that topic none so how did how did it happen but i i have a cousin in who's in a wheelchair at a what happened was i used to work in parks insurance motor code is get my degree in electrical engineering and the i would stay up till after eleven for the first time in my life and i saw specifically wait it's the first time we recalling biggest data until after eleven o'clock when i started going cold you working fulltime yeah in eighteen years old and had a out of high school was the first time and i stayed up as it gets a human being app three eleven o'clock wow what it was only because i want to work at seven morning gotta work at three thirty what is will apply plug usually was there for five hours if i took to class is owned by eleven and i couldn't go to sleep so it's win fox network starting at joan rivers had a show and she got i love i love that show she had more to me i is there anybody in i would go to work until the guys i i remember telling the guys okay i saw i saw these guys doing stand up at really funny and then what's already happening bus that those guys started asking me to talk to them about step step but believe in the more i got annoyed more daylight and i kind of didn't understand why they realize they wanna make a joke about like i this is really pissing me off and they thought it it's funny man the most serious guy a joe came up to me and he said in this monotone voice you really funny you should do stand up and i was like okay but boy standups and then i just i went in i discovered stand up and i thought okay like i think i could do this because let me try now talking by considered wheelchair and you know one of these days i'm gonna do stand up speak mistake is he looked up to me and everything i've ever done in my life i usually said i'm gonna do this and accomplish it people were like what advert and then i do it that's right so he was huge influence on my ass after that like what do we do it when we're gonna do what am i gonna do it then one day i just i got up and i said you know what hold and i called around and the factory was having a an amateur night ten so i said you get in the car so i put his wheelchair in the car on the way there i went oh my god what am i gonna talk about so i went into a bookstore in i but i bought a joke of those old jokes to just walk in tub jokes andy i kind of got a few more took a couple of things i had in my head change people like the format of the jokes around so that that that more coming from something that i would feel and i did three minutes again in three minutes i said well what i ran out of jokes and then i walked off stage at the owner of the club jamie beside a buddy i love these buddy dean you too buddy up and like you never knew before i go we're talking about is like the way you look like you've never been states before i go that's my first time that wasn't a joke that's how my dad and i remember he looked at and there is a long pause anybody don't deborah subduing company buddy these pieces you buddy you at that point on i just realized that that was that was the one place where my curious morbidity thoughts exits to end my mother couldn't tell me that it was inappropriate like you know 'cause i always wanna make fun of my family my friends that even make one other point their stupidity is but my mother was always like don't say that right now don't say that right now don't say it here don't say nothing so it's like a big bad place yeah i mean dude i have a seventy eight nephews and nieces wow seventy in nephews and nieces you would have allowed me to make fun of myself and people that i love with honesty and not having to take it personally so it all these things read to me even comedian i am because it was never mean it was just on you know when one of my brothers said but my dad i'm auto beat precedent and like he's going to be a rug director maybe she wasn't he must be real by the way ironically my brothers the happiest truckdriver deliver me did this is where i grew up you know where these nice while they know he never stopped just run dreaming but he did stop plus more reaching she did tell us that there were you know each of us had certain limitations i'll give you an example i have a brother one time got a forties a deep deep let's tennessee my at my father so that reporter car and went so happy when he was happy because he passing i know things yeah yeah and that same that same report card i got six say pluses and minuses end the shit you gave me four days later and i was so pissed because i was like why are you making me right i didn't get it in the book but later on i came to understand that he expected more from me i'm gonna use like you're not you're brother right so all of these things threaten me to be the kind of guy that i almost stage is brutally honest i just put it out there you know i think that that's why people laugh such as you step in one of the reasons i love performing club is because it's one of the few places in america where i can get a socio economic level of people that sleepers absolutely right here in west palm beach by the way almost a gym on opposite right yeah you get more people absolutely here's what i say you could get me stories and employee is able to make those people ask saint joe is just to me it tells me the material is rate when you know that when i can make that happen and that that's that's the kind of thing i like to put together here because it's so take that it doesn't matter who it is 'cause we've seen so many comedians that are funny twenty two there people yeah but not outside of that right in you know i still try to music comedy clubs you know in poppin it just you know to fifteen twenty minutes in front of a crowd she performed so that i can you know still breed that comedy connection that not mike this you know people's payments you perform they give you extra they give you more when you walk into a plug the database that you have to work hard so i still enjoy doing that just doesn't feel connected to the to the real cloudy current rewrite material down do you how do you work in bed or you know this because you've been around reporter much exactly so because i record my show gonna direct out but i have a really great memory so i actually once one something it's in my head and i do it on stage yeah it just rarely rarely goes way because it's so it's so much a part of my inner so the the the premise system so you know the the premises listen i've been bands in certain cities because of jokes so i need the blood sugars that the children yeah laredo banned me for a while a person's bad before a like i'm sure there's some other cities i don't even know but what i need to make sure that it might tell a joke that's gonna give me bad prince of where i better love that joke what would you let me jump it got you band random 'em the it was it wasn't a joke that was a joke and it was kind of comment well here's what happened the first time i went to laredo i fell asleep when they picked me up at the airport okay when i woke up we were in a community where there were a bunch of warehouse says would you would slows the streets wouldn't pay into the river so i woke up sunday same way you did tell me we were gonna go through mexico to get to where we needed the go and the guy so i was performing in san antonio doing this festival in of is looked like in amarillo texas festival is here and then i say there's it could you see people so small that i couldn't distinguish 'cause ever like fifteen thousand people in in this arena in i even said like think about it laredo is only border town where are side it's not as nice as the mexican side like mexican side it's called whoever loretta which means no laredo so even mexico was like no no no no a dc is that new lower rate and so i did that joke and they got hialeah fagan's silted affected that they they were like later on the mayor was like did you know there were brand new premier and then i'm like what the heck is like the birds well okay so what do i stand by what i said it was so funny because later on when i came back they talked to me about that and i said this is where i was ending in the heavyweight dj that i want and readers diction every tv personality which like oh yeah that's over here the corner but they were you know what i'm talking about dr why would you tell me for this that one that one so you know but but i don't i don't know i don't i don't take that back you know what i mean like that that that was my point of view at the time i wasn't i wasn't trump we're trying to be funny end flooding in an honest in descriptive wait about something that release what tangible and beautiful and yet you know when that happens then i get pitstop and that's what i did my heels sometimes at and you know i kind of go but if you don't like what he then it becomes a little mean potomac something like no don't don't be don't call me just go back and say okay wasn't personal you know they do its thing where you know what i reid parliament's year said it made a statement i won't won't like all all call anybody anybody in newspapers i say excuse me i don't make jokes right so if you wanna tell people in my jokes offensive the mayors of medicine and that's why i don't tell people have made a statement because then.
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"Good morning banquet carlos mincy on the captain's log hope you guys had a happy fourth of july we are in fort myers just leaving nbc seven little tv action today hi ben i've been good man i've been good at i just kind of deal to do a special so really excited about that and then a guy that i'm not sure i got we just like we just finished negotiating for it so it's been eight years since my special wow what am i you know it's funny i'm ready i'm i'm finally ready for like the success and the negativity and positively comes to the success of yeah i i i wasn't like i needed to identity prepare for that a lot of people maybe it's different when you grow up different then i did but when you grow up pouring you know just kind doing any of this stuff is such such a dissident outlook for you yeah i was not prepared during an after monuments here any amount of first of all positivity adulation i wasn't ready for the year latino you represent us not ready for that happened so quick will not ready for that well no you just already for because offer me anyway you know nobody tells you when when it first started doing stand up i wanna be funny right i'm just trying to like any of the comedian is trying to get a laugh just want to remind myself and then all of a sudden you know you're thrust into which success hey you're representing us well to the opposite percent of hey why are you representing us negatively sure i was not ready for that wasn't ready for the head guy where a lot of pressure comes from i think the i yeah you know what it was no it was i never felt the pressure during vitamin c is because i wasn't listening to that because focused on what i was doing okay hold on the jokers folks on bits of folks on what i need to be funny i think it was only until like after you know i first of all i hate it i hate fighting with network or 'em club owners or anything like that like i'll give you an example right miami when i perform in miami the club says to me when they first wants to say why don't you make last call we know you like going long we don't we don't wanna tell you what time the ghetto you're on the last show that's gonna cause we're gonna ask you what you wanna do right and so they just go do less gone so my per person average there is about fifteen to.
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"Hell. I'm sorry. Not need it anymore. We'll need you anymore. You know what I want you to do that? I want you to ask me some questions that can you ask me some good questions. I would love to ask you, what are your question? I've known you very long time. And Brian is I would say entrepreneur, but I think you're like doc Brown from back to the future. You always have these wacky inventions Ryan, not you'll Marco island Brian came out with a the ipad was like new and hot day you, these things that Blake, they went to the back of the seat, and the, the I pan. And then I think somebody else had patented it after what it, what was your. Tell me your best, invention you made so far, and your worst invention and something, you might still be inventing or you wish you would have invented Lifton. This is short Tang. Okay. So my best one, I think right now, I think, probably has to be the gluten free sugar free organic, vodka gluten free sugar free organic vodka yet. So changed just water, correct? Okay. I just put a title on it a tap water with Brian face. That's true. They Crowley hours. Okay. So what some of the worst ones. I had a re. Okay, let me explain to you this the flying dildo. I liked that was a good one, but that one guy. All right in the right spot. If it did hit land of the G, and it was like it was useless. I still have marks on my. I've got. Yeah. It had a heat seeking did know the one that I really have pissed off about nice still am I like the edible, but plug that that was also you remember that I still have aided what I have for breakfast. Listen, I, I've vox. Right. And they already had that. No. I invented a pizza box. It was like a draw for like in you like pull the pizza out of the draw. And then you pull the wings out separately in like the, the bread. And I'm friends with the founder of freaking Little Caesars, the guy who owns Little Caesars Detroit, Redwings. And, you know, Julius Caesar and I'm not gonna say Dave anyway, Michael Illich. I won't tell you, who he is named Dr. And I sent him in Email and attacks on my, hey, I got this kind of pizza box that you really gonna like it. Yeah. I'm gonna do. I got I got into the second round of the shark tank, but before I go on I wanna know if you guys are interested in this pizza. Yeah, he's like short thin captain, send it to me. I definitely interested. I sent him like three samples literally. Prototypes it that I made I had a pizza box like signer make it after I made mind I had a real pizza box company make like twenty samples. Right. That's a great idea it they work like draws. You literally it stacks time each other. So you get pizzas. Right. When you open the bucks, the, the covers all over the place you could you have to take a huge table. Right. Magin. If you've got five pizzas, and you to stack them top each other. And you pull up the draw to slice push back in. Right. I love it. Awesome idea. I live with a great idea. Yeah. It was so good that I got a letter from Little Caesars said cease desists, we no longer want to know about this pizza bucks. I'm like, I text the CEO of Little Caesars, who was a friend of mine. Yeah. And I say. Hey, dude, I got a free season desist letter from your company. Yeah. All man like it hits your close to home. I love the idea, but I really can't discuss it. I had to turn that over to your turn these dude, I literally watched you take your shirt off in spray champagne on my entire crowd for New Year's Eve. And then you tell me that I freaked out the season two system your attorneys once. Yeah. So that was a good invention like a really good one. But because guess what? They have a box now like that will, what are they odds of that? Yeah. Shocking that some Hooton and it came out in a different country. Please shocking. They stole my thing they used to say pizza. And I was like you say twice another like pizza pizza. Right. I had sent them. Yeah, I hired a hitman. Then one time you served a pizza of one slice. Right. Do I'm telling you eventually, we'll right now have the drawers, but have a little at the bottom when you have one slice of pizza left with a little combination of one place in the fridge and some Astle always eats it when you come home, and you're dreaming about it. Now you can have a safe and the last of pepperoni. Nobody knows the combination Clohessy whereabout in used to deliver pizzas. Right. I Liber pizza and the big when I came out was the heat wave from Domino's, it was like it was like a cat the pizza hot in your car all because. Ause. I deliver pizza with a map in the ninety s eight math on game of thrones my one of my favorite jokes is what you say the eight, the bows, you even eat the valves too. Yes, I did you had wings than you ate all the wings, and you owned eight of actually that's actually true. I was stowed I some of this is buffalo wings. And he's like the twelve piece and I'm like how many are in there, and he's like non? The bones. I'm like, yes, I'm starving. I ate the bone. Let me use your bathroom. There's a skeleton calling out of my happy Halloween. They, you said that you deliver the pizza Meghan. Do beverage didn't slice it. You like once lice. Wasn't caught with that. You know that can't be makes you that's Gary Bank. All right. But I did deliver pizza one time. And then, so I'm driving the pizzas on the passenger seat. And I was like yellow and trying to speed through it and turns Red Eye slammed on the brakes the pizzas, like Bom, so it drops back in the guys. Housing opens it all the cheese slid all knit folded in half with taco and I'm like point to stove as he goes. He looks at me. What am I supposed to do with this, and I go? Aided. And then one time I wish at you I would've he just went inside. He was so pissed. But one time I was so late for this guy's delivery. He stayed in the driveway and I get their star. They were so busy goes, hold out your hand and I go, what was at your hand and this and he's got dizzy jar of pennies. Illustrative collecting goes, well, way six days, and he starts dumping them and their disability into the driveway onto standing there. And he goes and says the door that you've to each other. So busy afraid, I give to cash out and they're like going through these penny like Thuc, goddamn, one, two three can some coke five shut. The fuck sat awful. I go buy weed on my delivery by went to Wendy's to get lunch. And they saw me like did you go to Wendy's under delivery? And then we'd call up because of no one picked up their carry out. We got to eat it. So we'd call off like the back. They can be like three large purse. And they kind of probably kinda figured it out since we did that every. Oh, and then that they. Fake Franko, or Frank home, we call carry out and make up a name like far Norton at one-two-three Broadway. And like they wouldn't come pick it up and they're like these ordering like seven pizzas. The same thing. All my George Costanza are so funny. Yeah. Like I can't I can't imagine how they would just, you know, not fire you. I can't believe you got five from the Joan, I can't believe it either. I retire shocking. I retired pizza. Oh man. So this is my guest Eric Myers. How can they find you on the Graham, buddy or with whether you wanted to go the Graham Facebook, go, go to Instagram, Eric Myers comedy? And you can watch me into panel, Mr. Eric Meyers, and this is Sarah, your rants on is grim agree. Because you do like those jokes every day, you still do not all the time every day. I do joke loan for today about one of my play for job at Disney, real actually true story. You did apply dead. And there was another, Eric Sean Myers. Spelled the same way, who had like murdered five people all my check my social security number, or they took it. So I go in there and threaten really weird. We don't think your district material, and I'm like why in the like it says here, the sunshine, strangler, I know I swear to God, they say sometimes Wrangler, but they said that you had murdered all these people. But I'm like, what if I did murder a bunch of people going to prison, you think out of the balls to go to DisneyWorld? Got a big old me you respond only thing that sex be off, now an animated mass around as long as nothing like day. There's going no deletions guys weren't polling into this. Big bomb in the wild bunch. And we're going to be live next. We just finished up at one of the this is the captain's log, Eric Myers is my guest ceremony. There Mars, the newlyweds here. Go see tonight it off the hook comedy club tomorrow, huge show. Catfish Cooley, Andrew Cahn ginger Billy together. They have like four million followers on social media indicates big on. Yeah. And they're coming up on the captain's log tomorrow. Thank you for watching guys leg share say Hello. Tell me hate me. But whatever you do go and get the podcast download that Babb OI. Yes. Give me a rating tell Eric. He's changes underwear because I've been telling him all day we're out. Yeah..
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"Eric Meyer, bitches is Sarah Myers. Congratulations on your marriage, guys. This is maybe a little Sarah. This is the first honeymoon captain's log. I've done this honeymoon beautiful. Naples, florida. Yes. How do you guys feel about that filled out our honeymoon ear about me taking you on your honeymoon you? We want to bring you we do on our wedding night. I tried to be there, but it was very busy night pictures of my little penis tuxedo and didn't even give it a thumbs up. I say the life, I hardly, I did hard Florida. God. So tonight it off the hook comedy club. Life Seir, who's who's, who's coming the very funny Rudy Wilson out of Miami. Recently one Miami's funniest comedian is super funny. Very, very great. I think you're gonna love them. I think you're gonna love him. I think it's going to be a great show, of course. Sarah's going to do her show, and then do your strip show, I come out I stripped down a little tidy whitey's. And then I have I sing of beautiful song, I wrote called tidy Whitey that Britain by prints. And then he gave it to me after his. So let me ask you a question. Tell me about marrying married life. What's that? Like guys, you know what it has been either. We've been on the road every weekend since we've been married. So it's kind of a whirlwind of the peanut, he made the decision to get married into do it. Like the way you did it. Because you basically just like, okay, we'll get married. I needed health insurance through Sarah was laid You one. can either marry me or die of the gale Glenn me. Think about. Really going sign of a secret winning. I think cigarette egg, we got very we've got. Yeah. We got married at the courthouse. And in what city Orlando in Orlando. Yeah,.
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"Of the tomatoes in the whole world, come from it realize, well AS Roma's. No, no. We do. I forget which, which once we grow exactly. Guys could tell us maybe which ones grow here in a mockery, but we grow juicing oranges, and while and as as the smog covers the road. It's thing vaping on fire real yet. Juicing oranges. Yeah. And we grow tomatoes, like for the whole world. I feel like I want the Moccoli to grow broccoli just for the rhyme. Yes. That's that would be great. Yeah. That would be great. But yes. So, but I so I, I speak Spanish, and when I went down there, it was, like, like I thought I just off speaking Spanish in your health house a little bit. But like, you know, just basic stuff, but I studied it in, in school. And then I learned the cultural stuff from my from my stepdad. Yeah. And now I'm I this series called Tudor. Right. Which is awesome. Thanks man, dude. So I was just thinking you were just really smart. Really good. Actor, but now, like in the family, I can't give you all the profit that is so funny, when you do like the Maria and stuff. And yet, and so you saw the mar- yet. Okay rate. So he's I have this video where I where I sing mariachi in a Mexican restaurant. Karaoke night. And I do this really tongue to a street song other little sample of it. It's it's called a love into Neo soya than to their all porta poco numerous Megan. Megan episode of the dough nigga STAN last at the capitol. Luckily, Cordis allegedly designate us as did. They make the gutters. When you went off in the restaurant with people like this really know they were life. What so the first time I heard that song was in where my mom lives in Sunday, go the day. And how did you learn that? I heard it. I'm like that sounds really hard. That sounds hard to saying I'm gonna learn it. I just regretted engineered in you repetition does when I'm driving around all the plan songs in my car. And I try to do it. So here's here's my method. I have one that's I call it training wheels. Okay, where it's where it's like the song with the lyrics on it. Like, for example, I'll do it for you right now. Let's go train trainer Naples. Here's my training. Wheels. Song, ready? Here we go. Help downward spiral and need advice hit a trip advisor, so t it has the words on training wheels at the place in the whole US. And then eventually on, like this is true. I'm sad trip. And in the town were spiral, I needed vice instrumental trip advisor looking for plays a Guinea yet. Florida south west Florida. It. Cetera food. Yeah. So dough if I could rapper sing or play an instrument, I would just go around rapid everywhere. He's on his captain B's Ravin again. I'm not using my power. From now on, it's on. It's like a sauna and I'm just gonna wrap everywhere I can everywhere I slam everywhere I am. I would just be like spitting lyrics everywhere, dude. The off it would be. It wouldn't be fair to the other do really Cathy's rapid, again was the captain rapid. Yeah. Yeah. You know, the rhetoric Kevin the Reverend Kevin. All right guys, we're gonna wrap this us begin. A.
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"Missile. Never on the national team that was after I graduated national wrestling college. Do you go, right? Does that we're getting in college? Yeah. Actually, I start wrestled freestyle all these tournaments. I start wrestle for colleges illegally eighty four project. Wrestle in the Olympic trials beat Kenny. Monday one lyrics eightieth. Wow, that's impressive. He's in perspective. Did you see that arm? Wrestling video with a plus the guy's arm right in the middle of favorite just smash Ville, two left and go into this ditch voice right now 'cause you hit. It's amazing thing about people are wrestling. I wanna see any likes that maybe watch grandma somebody snapping somebody's arm wrestling. Yeah, it's interesting. He's body. I agree. But what I know about wrestling fit thimble. I know the Hugh code. The small. I know that you stop any Loggins. Meet me halfway what about the guys. What about the coaches like make the kids run in like, full jumpsuits and trash bags? But don't but things still is that we do know they actually. Seventy eight one seventy. Okay. So you're to wrestle hypothetically. Your body fat and all that and safely all the way to spend sixty. Gotta be one sixty this weekend party. That'd be great. I look this. Yeah. I know what you're kind of finance. It's. This weekend. Is it just as soon, bud? But I think the mile party Saturday think. Yeah. Although eight pounds. Yes. Tell me Cutty. Beautiful because they really watch tight. Now, they get your body. Get your percentage of all that. So you gotta go to one sixty don't talk about eight eighteen was in August. Oh, I actually got you matches in November. Right. All right. So I need to get to that. So we get to the point where what's today Thursday. Yeah. And we're wrestling Saturday, and there's you got eight pounds to go. Then you been bullshitting me when you go home, you put something in your body Heller, juice and ice cream. Just to make poop. Nobody liked it way. Taste how this is. Oh, nobody knew until we knew like, oh why? Why's he always gallon of orange juice? Every all my dad secret. Yeah. We all we ever is device. So you cut way to do your thing. But if you're running classic bag, that's like all right now. Yeah. That still happen on the download, of course, open to because you have to get in. Yeah. And that's just away when you race car like NASCAR new passenger seat. Right. It's not needed yet. Wait extra weight to fill visor. That's everything. I gotta go out. Every pound that isn't. Helping you overnight the geyser this is shit that put me to sleep dot com. Yeah. This. Definitely gonna walk the captain. When we talk about. Coaching and more stories by casts being Bill. You get more do. Yeah. Or the ones that have or like pretty cool. See I'm assistant Goto echoed head coach is whenever the all the paperwork get them their uniform. The order of inventory spelled the legs. Paris, right. You gotta get the. What about the end of the dinner? Like, I don't know yet. Yup. My varsity, I don't make you guys wrestle whoever wins. Like, it's a whole as an assistant coach. I'm with Brian. And we just roll, right? You're working. I go cross the room I wrestle with that girl her and him and while wrestling with Brian I go. Who just this? That's. This is over this. Winter's get through your clothes. Thank you. Got hammered in that house. He leave win the next on that come to open houses closed, you know, as a head coach. You don't have that luxury. Great coach. I'm just as. Dallas killer. They. Feel when they're like j Moore's my coach van or you could they love it. They go nuts. J more. No. They just don't coach. What do you coach J coach?
"brien" Discussed on The Captain's Log with Host Brien Spina Podcast
"Hey guys today. We have a really sensitive subject. I have the founder Jade Morton in. She is the founder for lights full Layla, which is obviously very near and dear to my heart. Good friend. Big, mama. We spoke with him spoke spoke about him that he was also big supporter, but this subject is is near and dear to anybody in this community or across the world, not only that has kids, but you know, it's very sensitive and not only sensitive, but tragic so let me know how you started this the lights for Layla, and you're role is and then we can talk about how everyone can help us and be part of it and support the cause. Yes. So basically, Kathleen Aken is a dear friend of mine. I'm tragic clay a month ago a month ago yesterday actually daughter Layla who is eight years old twin brothers on. She was killed by a hit and run. A whilst with the bus. Stop in the donkey about six fifteen shoes waiting for the bus to go to the school bus. And she was on the sidewalk. No, no, no. She wasn't on site Walker. I mean, there's no sidewalks are such in Cape. Coral not one about things, but she was on the grass brothers stood up and she was actually sought. And she expected to see a child at the end of the day, and like after on does like no parent should ever have to go through just leaving the school. I have a twelve year old daughter. I have a thirteen year old, son and. Just the thought of them never coming back would would absolutely destroy me. I I don't know how I would deal with it. So so you came up with this idea with you in a few of your friends because that's amazing. First of all the idea is that there wasn't enough right protection with sidewalks, and lighting, etc. That would that would help her being at that bus. Stop is that. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I mean me personally, I think that's absolutely absolutely ridiculous. I come from England one of the first things, I know is on arriving here. I'm like this no sidewalks streetlights I been walking my dog at noon midday. Sometimes people come round the colon. You know, ridiculous drivers. And almost hit me. And I'm like children are the most precious yet vulnerable, you know, things to us. And why is this a standard? Think like why is expected, but that's fine. Yeah. I like why raise astounded like you. Have you have Bush stops for adults? The have benches the have whites. So why don't you for children in your new organization fundraiser cherry that you're having have a big event coming up tomorrow, right light, fillet LA. And it's going to be at Dixie roadhouse Carl from fossil seven we've got Disney princesses arrive in we've got the abandoned whiskey, and featuring we have vendors from Kona is tasted the south eye. Candy flaws games raffles silent auctions, can they help? They show up. They buy a ticket or we're asking for a five dollar donation, okay? On trae donation and yet what is. Is the end goal. What are you guys going to do with the money? So we're working closely with the rotary club. Okay. Donated two hundred benches. We all grow into. I mean, we raised like fourteen thousand in the two hundred benches. That's amazing. So those are going to be two hundred benches installed for bus stops. Stuff's local stops kids. Every morning on. They are they are approved. You know? I mean, we have a law of people at the community world rotary club. Yes. Yes. And the community. I just just has been amazing. Just people, you know, everyday people from Carl we'd be making ventures at people be making benches being. Yards and things like that. A not Maizet. I'm not that's a great temporary solution for right now. Because this being this being three we'll stop related incident since January alone two of which would be. Yeah. Trying to put some money into something that's going to be more permanent concrete slobs lights benches, something is seeing regulated. So they're not gonna get removed. You know, people complain about the did you first of all wonder, something tragic like this happens, usually it does bring people together. So yes, you in a few of your of lady friends decided that they wanted to start this. And it was very quick right after right at night after happened. Correct. Right. Yeah. And how did you go about not once you've you kinda form the organization? Getting people to approve the benches and things like is that is that difficult. Property, or I mean, we weren't involved in the ventures of such like they have a group will bench the babes and doing that kind of thing. But we went to numerous amounts of council meetings. You know school board meetings. We spoke up we've Umbro our kids, you know, Rondi Rahmonov lacy Williams, the founders of our organization it run to Romanoff stole to she actually spoke up, which is very brave of the council meeting. But that was her friend, right? She's a ten year old girl, you know. I think I think that just really hitting home. I mean, it's going to benefit everyone afterwards children, grandchildren. No one wants his happened again. So, you know, we've basically looping let little topless we've screamed and showered trimmed. I mean -plore Lana squeaky wheel gets the grease. They say. Exactly. If you believe in something you just keep having to work last. Let's make waves. We are not going away. We are not going. You know? Poor law who died in January. We'll stop relate it. Injury. She was twelve years old, and yeah, I even know about that. I. I'm light where that one either. And that was in this that was an awful Myers while. Yeah. So tomorrow. You're hoping that everybody comes five dollars guys. Let's give ten dollars, please. When you show up five going, you know, we get a soda for five dollars today. So let's let's shift for ten. We would love that. And it's at its from four four seven till seven and then obviously Dixie roadhouse, and they can find your Facebook for the the organization is where a slight fillet loam Facebook. Shira's on Dixie roadhouse to and then of course, it's opened the adults twenty one and over from seven pm, and we're going to have a book the right at the front, you know, for donations do. Okay. And it's going be it's done only for a good cause. But it's going be very you have Kona hice coming. You have. They're gonna have great food. Right. Tell me. Well, we we got six princesses come in love. Want to see a prince I get to drive with the Princess today. But they get to see princesses tomorrow. I'm very honest. Yes. Six princesses. We have silent auction. We have ruffles, you know, even if you just come for an hour. It'd be great fun. The kids are gonna love it. We have line dancing lessons to it's just going to be a fun disco. You know, what Leyla looked? Downs. She loves music, so just come and please show your support. And it's gonna help the entire community. All guys this is the captain's log if you have an organization, a charity fundraiser, something that you want us to support him always here for you. Jay nice spoke on Instagram, you can find her on Instagram. How can we find incident JD malls Jit? How do we say? Okay, AT. Why all te'o us? Say hi to her as well. She's doing great things out there in the captain's log today is Friday, I want you to go to Dixie roadhouse tomorrow show, your support have a good time. But most importantly, we want always support lights fillet life because great organization and God bless you for all the work. You're doing thank you so much. Thank you. See you.