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Nick Thune - Testicuzzi and the Jets
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It's over you so much started you ended and you guys were going to do a one off and then people were like Whoa Nick Thune. We'll tune out when Nick Thune comes back. We said we'll bring him back right away. This is the three years three years later. We almost Arthur right away. I think that yes so good sane. That is yeah so at this point you guys are probably learning to talk and are are the it's in the toddler phase of podcasts of sleeping in her own Eh can jump high. I can do it to pre K.. So what I love about Nick Thune in in addition to all of the comedy comedy that you do is that in my brain. I if you were to tell me if nick were to say to the three of us right here we've got. Hey what are you working on. I'm just creating content specifically specifically for Leonardo di Caprio. He pays me two million dollars a year and I just create content. Just for him to watch. Yeah him to watch with other people. I'd be like yeah. Yeah nothing about that. I would be like he's being one hundred percent serious right. I would also say this is what I love about nick. Thune you could be the exact person that you are. You are right now in. Nineteen seventy seven nineteen eighty-seven nineteen ninety-seven not two thousand seven. Two thousand seventeen eighteen. Yes same. Same Guy Yeah. It's funny you bring up Leo. I ran into him last night for real. Where at a party? Yeah yeah what did he dizzy. We know you know no no I mean when I say run into them and what do you say to expect him comedies. I AH head you technically run into a Barista at starbucks. Ranson deleo Eh. He actually flagged me down. He want to talk to me. I love when people bastardize aggressive guy. Very people bastardized like famous people's names just to show you that they know them better than you like Bobby Deniro and so I I ran into Leonard Orlando ran into a straw in the three years. Since we've had you on this show nearly I I think that in that time the world has gotten even dumber. I it started out In it's gotten gotten louder way more okay to be dumb. Yeah people. It's become a fashion. It's like it's like how I noticed. I don't know like December rolls around and all of a sudden jackets are in like it's like well. People are wearing jackets more than they were in August. Jockeys put over your brain dump season Jaggi put over your brain and so we as as you know and for the people who are coming to us for the very first time you've ever heard the podcast we get great stories. Sent to us by our awesome fans and then Dan knows them. The three of us know it barely knows it. Dan knows has all the fans. Yeah knows all the stories. Let's jump into one right now. We read anything right here. Sent him by I W C W's capital I W C Nation Nation podcast. But it's Christmas. I W C nation PODCAST. But it's Christmas guys. WC stands for. I looked in Winter Christmas. No that's that's good what it's it's a professional wrestling podcast international wrestling championship. I have no idea. I sent her a continental wrestling championships. podcast they only talk about intercontinental winners. So basically it's like twenty episodes on Mr Perfect Tito Santana dos Sigler. Interesting fact about all wrestlers flers is that they all did start off them with the thumb. Rest it is true minor leaks and they've got to work because you know most it's hard to hand to hand combat sort of thumb wrestling. Yeah there is the like high school wrestling like real like Roman kind of technical but there is a wwf version of wrestling. Yeah I love it by the way. She's thumb lastly no thumb is so intimate literally holding someone's hand in an intimate way. Yeah Yeah and that is that would be a great party if you brought different circles of your social together. And it's it's a thumb wrestle tournament. You'll get brackets bracket style. I know you're not going to know a lot of people but you'll know them very well. It's going to be holding hands by the end of the sanitizer at every table every brought to you by pure l.. Don't okay yes but don't touch your face smart okay. That was a little background stories from life. Here we go. I love this headline. It's all we'd need. I say that a lot because that's why it's a story. I hear writing shotgun. ARGUMENT GETS OUT OF CONTROL. Yep Yeah Riding. RIDING SHOTGUN CON ARGUMENT GETS OUT OF CONTROL my kid when we were going to the conference USA Shotgun. Yeah Georgia's said Shotgun. Mike how do you know what that is. How does she know at that? How do kids know send? Did she do it in regulation time because Yeah not pre. You can't do. It can't do it in the house a Thanksgiving my nephews we're trying to. I can shotgun when we after we leave Walmart right and I'm like no you call it now. You could say. Hey since my brother sat up front can I sit up front later. Sure but there could be a deal made within Walmart. Yes you can always. All parties are want to chop the pot. It's fine until everybody is outside. You can't have one guy still inside or variations because my group of friends we'd just like shoddy and that would be I think we fully say shoddy yes. I like it as an adult to and people. People don't do it anymore. Yeah it'd be like walking to her car with somebody and be like hey man. There's actually something I wanted to talk to you now. What does that fucking fucking shotgun? What the backseat? My Windows GonNa fucking cool by smoke and only one windows announced. It's GonNa Affect your ear to help far. I'm also like like a classic like turn the warmer on people. I don't like right away. Yes and they realized. How did you turn it on? I remember when I said that's a cool schoolhouse. Feel like he gave me a five second window to do whatever the swamp ass for no reason it would be great to have you. Just I dropped the shotgun and then them instantly come back to you like bucket bucket to other classic moves and this for the listeners. And that I'd like to do too when you're you're saying by to somebody let's say you had dinner both in the parking lot all right see and they get in their car and driving out and they drive by you. The windows are up there on their. Hey Hey you can do that and you go. Your lights are on even though it's night even your concern right now. Want to let you know. Here's another one on. I found that by the way not to get to your file that under At a Sushi restaurant calling the waiter over and being like all this food is called then uh and this is not acceptable. This all seems undercooked the The other one and I understand that it's problematic but we don't do it anymore. Things stinks can be problematic in the past and then we all learned is slavery. No bitch do you guys ever do that again. You don't have to be in the middle. Jane Janai Road in a car in Austin someone drove a somewhere in the back seat of a car. Not a van her but a of a it was an SUV. The back seat were bucket. Were two individuals with nine in the middle. I know I couldn't believe I was like I've never seen that. Nothing in the middle like arm rest. There was just a conscious. All the middle seat. Do love a bench seat though in a truck upfront shaw. Someone has to sit in the middle like literally Dick on the radio. Yeah so to speak. Yeah especially if it's a stick shift. Oh God you're straddling so I guess I guess Harvey Weinstein drove one of those. He did believe downshifting. Blakely Pennsylvania comes to us from W. N. E. P. dot com police in Lackawanna. County were forced to chase tackle and arrest two people in a bizarre and dangerous incident. A brother and sister are jail and it was all over who got to ride shock rather and sit around and they're adults this mess fighting about. How do we know we will end? This isn't about the seat. Yeah I was GONNA say the sister is three years. Older brother is way bigger than her but she can still take him. I really WanNa know who the driver was here. We go workers in Olifants Timothy. If you're nasty we're setting up the boroughs Christmas tree when they witness and altercation in a vehicle. Three people appeared to be fighting in the car. The woman in the passenger seat pleading for help that scary Jemaine. She's is in shotgun. Yeah and she wants help house trying to Al held her yes quote. They called me and said there's a girl they're keeping her hostage in the car and she's he's yelling for help. There's an altercation going on in the car. And they kept is on the car for me said Olifants Police Chief James Wave. That's the police chief. Yes that sounds like a person who doesn't have any information in English and doesn't have a dispatcher. What are they calling you for? They call my cell phone who called Haldeman citizen to meet sounds like the description that a concerned citizen who does not understand. What's going on saying it? Looks like they're keeping her hostage. Something's going yes. I I love unconcerned citizen. Somebody even be. I'll call it. I'll call it in but I don't give a shit. I'm not that concerned about it. aww Shit I am a citizen one. What's your call Okay I? I'm not that concerned what's happening. Somebody else's really upset. Oh you got to send somebody if you dispatch someone. Can you please stay on the line. Here's really guys is no so technically. I can't get charged for my part. All right. They called me said. There's a girl keeping your hostage. This is all from chief. Police James devoe Vo Bell and according to well. Now we know you'll slick according to police. Brett birds in the are easy E. N. S. K.. I. Brzezinski wrestled in High School. Still wears his letter jacket wears. Where's the letter jacket push? He's got all the pin. According to according to police steel toe boots on Brzezinski. Get on the on wall and his girlfriend picked up Brzezinski sister at work. That's when Brianna Brzezinski became angry with with her brother about where his girlfriend was sitting who sees claimed shotgun. This is all about. She doesn't like his girlfriend. That's what this is so so the girlfriend wasn't shotgun. Yes when they pulled up to pick her up from work out but I know I called it off back. I called what I walked out. Yeah this is already already in the car. This is a family. Sisters are assuming this is a four door right because if it is a two door with a back row he gets out and then you're in some sort of limbo car. He tries to lean for a sit in their get out it out as soon as as soon as they have no contact with the car she she goes shocked that I would listen. Car Car has has to be off to turn the car. Get Out of it out of it showed love. I would love to see that passenger. Just turns Cobb grabs keys and runs. I ask your friend who's driving without you. Try to distract them enough that you could kick it into neutral. And then they're just like and they haven't realized that a a real dangerous one who used to do a kit when you would be sitting there. I'm I'm shotgun shocking. You're driving around I. We're at a stop light during an park and I go no go Lights are now the person just based off. Your tone just starts to go brad threat. But I've seen people drive out in intersections. I didn't say it was like my My outgoing voicemail message which is it's You call and then it says. Hey it's next call back when you get this. People are just confused. I just gave you a call Eh. Call Nick Thune House comedy. A- comedy for your car comedy the House the Shotgun cut like you should just do a series series of videos of how to individual com. How do we funny in your life just for you any also? Great one is screen time. You're driving by somebody's house like if even if it's just like a block in from the main street and drive by it and and and Screen shot a screen. Shot you on on by their house and Senate to hey on Google Google maps. I've talked about it before the TIG Notaro's best ever utech someone around to fifteen in the afternoon and the only thing you say is well everyone someone else's here so we're just going to get a table and then you never respond to anything you would supposed to be. Where are we supposed to be? When was I supposed to be? Who else is there? I'M GONNA I'M GONNA add into this millions of great little fun things to people Kurt bronchiolar bit of finding like a random friend in your facebook community. addity going back like two years into their feed and just liking one photo. Yeah that's that's also a great move that I've done with a friend of mine started the dating. A girl never met her sure. The night that I was going to meet her went under our facebook liked her instagram and liked her first photo throw rolled all the way down. Liked it. And then hey this is nick already. Do we meet like fifteen years now. BRIANNA SUZANNE SKI SO. They're fighting in the car. She walks out. She's mad that the girlfriend is in the front seat. plummer police say that. Here's where it takes a weird schedule your on the sister side. No are you serious. no-one said okay. Yeah that's what I'm going to read this back. Because that's when Brenna Brzezinski became angry with her brother about where his girlfriend was sitting right next sentence. Police say Bret presents. He led them on a half mile car chase through elephants into blakely. So this happened in between there so and called the cops the cops showed up and off. Yeah quote this. Is the chief vogue and they had the girls had out the window. She was hanging out of the car. I don't think they had. I think she was probably get me out. Yes yes after getting caught in a traffic j just your head out. The League has not that dangerous. No you would let a dog go to pause out of the window. Would you let your dog would jump. I had my dog Gye would be one paw at the window. You'd be like good boy. Yeah right is is this. Your dog dog couldn't even my dog could not even hear can even lift his yeah. He's pretty spry in certain ways. But Yeah doggy dog. That ate the videotape size. Yeah this is that same dog different version of different version of that. Yeah I noticed. This dog had looked like it. Didn't have videotape-sized pot Brownie. Just referencing. One of his fantastic acid radiator like a cooking pan so he's now remember that Nice dumb. You thought it was late at night and after as I commend us that was. Where is there any food in this house? We needed a snack. And I found a cooking way on by the menu and my children's academic and medical records. Oh by the way where we keep none of our cookies ever I was like I'll eat that and Time you put them down to bed. He's up there and like a handgun and by the time I put him down. That was the only time that You're talking to your daughter. She was like four sleeping in like a tiny bed and and I was worried honestly. But she's like daddy okay. I'm like no no daddy no no I never eat cookies idea to these guys getting pulled over and the cop over the radio What is it? It's a shock shotgun. There's a gun right here. I love this to this when people all right articles and they assumed everyone reading will always know where they mean after getting caught in traffic jam near the anchor and Blakely. Well yeah you know the anchor. I duNno police. He's ordered the man out of the car. Police say first Brzezinski Brett cooperated but that quickly changed. That probably sums up his whole life. Sure I'll go who who's GonNa Talk Talk. I drew my weapon cry because the shock I got him calm down for a second second and told him get up against the car but as soon as he saw me put my weapon down hope that means away. He attacked me again so I picked him up and threw him into the grass. I- detained him. I was trying to get my handcuffs on him when the other girl came over and she started attacking me. I have to assume it's BRIANNA. It's got a girlfriend. Seems like how did they get into this family. So the so these. I'm assuming white people because they weren't shot K.. These white people started fighting COP. Yes all over over gray cone sits in the front seat so yeah. We're there warrants involved though. We don't hires to be clear. People have said I'm not going to get out of the car and and have gotten shot round of their children for being black. Well he's divorced. Handles it right all right so he said I was yelling for backup and some other guys were starting to show show up so he had one cuff on him by this time. Meanwhile he's also dealing with Brianna Brzezinski and fighting a woman behind your the girl friend in the front seat. Do you even have after break up with him. No at this point. You're we're done right you don't have to call them back or turns you on. I like a guy under a guy in uniform. The person in the vehicle was not arrested and in fact police are calling her a victim while this was certainly dangerous situation for those involved. Police say many others were also in harm's harm's way traffic was packed says devaux they were driving like animals. We'll probably better than that stuff. You could've flipped a coin over and now we have people who could have gotten killed. Nobody was Stuff you could've flip the coin. That's the shotgun debate right speaking in such vacant right I was I thought he was saying it was like people could have been flip up to hurt somebody. No but you're you're right. The shotgun is like flip a coin. Flip both Brzezinski Siblings were arrested and charged with simple assault resisting arrest and related aided offenses police say the third passenger has filed a PFA against both presents keys and other members of their family. which I imagine as a restraining order? We're we'RE GONNA get out of here on this you can do both and we can do one. How old is Brett and Aubrey Anna Brzezinski? Let's do both of them. Okay let's first. What's their age difference? Seven years seven years between them. Yes twenty nine. Twenty two twenty nine and twenty two. WHO's older Brett? Okay Jay. I'm I'm GonNa say Twenty Seven and twenty and I'm going to say thirty five twenty eight and I think she's older okay. Sisters Years Older. Yeah okay I will tell you I. Brett is older. All right very well also tell you that based off it just the numbers one of you is exactly all right now. Somebody's right on the numbers. Not right on Ed right on the sex okay. So who do you think is right nick. Then Randy yeah okay. I think it's me it's me. Jason says the Tim Nick it says and you say okay. So is older. twenty-seven Pianist Brown's twenty the present Zemke's the flying presents the jailed presents keys. WHO fight over? Who has shotgun and decide also due to fight a cop over it? That's how passionate they are about the little things in life their ages are twenty seven and twenty. Hey guys together are a great team together. We should be a communist telling you right now. His Saturn is returning the up and I got a long way to go all right. Listen guys deal deal with shotgun in the proper way like Nick Thune says gotta be outside of the venue car doors have to be shut off are off her off and then you can make the call anything other than that is foreign deserve to be arrested all right. That story number one is down the Bush when we come back when you hear about A little tour that Naked Nick is taking out any of a new book out right. You have a book out now. 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QUIP DOT COM SLASH DP T. That's G. E. T. Q. U. I. Dot Com Slash D. P. T. quip the good habits company. Hey guys welcome back to dumb people town we WanNA remind people San Francisco big big coming up on the seventeenth of January sketch. Fast the Marines Memorial theatre. Amy Man is going to be on the show doing some music along with Ted Leo and they'll also be participating fund other guests on that show. It's going to be very very big and a a lot of fun now. I could say this we already know. We have a greenland. We have one of the craziest. Also if it comes out in time and I'm not gonNA say it if you guys remember evergreen. Don't tell people if people remember. We have an annual tradition as sketch fest that. I'm hoping we'll continue because we do see so we do. We do every year where we say. There's a story story about the way. I don't want to give it away after a list of something that happened in the year prior very San Francisco You have a tour of dates. That are coming up January. And yes I do. I'm going to be Tour with Damian Dorado. It's called sad. Music sad comedy hilarious and it starts January fifteenth in Philly. And it just goes tell you know the twenty six cleveland and we're hitting Washington. DC Brooklyn Boston. Providence Portland Burlington Montreal. Toronto Awesome dates. Total like ten twelve great fun and are you going to. How are you? We're GONNA come out and do comedy for. How does it work? You'll do comedy. I know what we were just trying to figure that out. I think we're going to go out together that you know beginning. Yeah but I'll probably close the shows and Although part of me wants to like in between your bits of them do a song or it'd be really a underneath if you play underneath you like you used to have cool. And then he will be doing that on this tour. I'm bringing and guitar. The show will be like a music show pretty pretty much. Nick Dot Com people can conceal those day DOT com Damar auto. Go support the show if you're in any of those cities or any of those areas. This is a growth east. Go see this man. He is hilarious. Fantastic live and maybe the book will be up at the back of. Yeah come on out. What is the ACA? It's actually a look into who podcast. Yeah thank you dive deep dive chronicling. What we've gone over since last year on written handwritten one copy? Oh just one copy. Yeah you really like the Wu Tang album. Yeah just one call. Call our first guest Nick Thune Opinions Saddam. People tell you go deep okay ready to do another story. Let's do it. This was sent him by Jeffrey Albert Guinea Maggie. Jj Albert Gainey Ayla just flew Albert Airlines gmail.com. Just saw that movie Ford versus allegheny. Great really liked it. I I I can see how it's getting some mixed. I watched it with my son. My son who's eleven two and a half hours. He was in all the way in the enjoyed it. We had a great time. It was it was one of those movies that doc ID enjoy with him for sure fight I took. I took my six year old to the Mr Rod. Tom Through the whole thing really. Have you seen the documentary on this. I have watched that you have to watch. It is so good. It touched on a lot of those eight years but it was more of other. I heard because my friend know a harvester wrote it and he was in in. It wrote that movie and then he wrote the movie and he's in it briefly he's like a brother-in-law. Yeah Yeah and so that guy that guy did guys yeah. Great from he was in. He played gigs brother in Sidney warminster he's great and so he was like I was like this is GonNa Win Awards. He's yeah already relaxed. It's a big season for stuff and I was like that's great but the actual documentary was amazing. There's so many other white people that are gonNA win awards them. I'm going to go see uncut gems this weekend plus one if anybody wants okay shocking gains nice okay here we go ready then then. 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But if you want to buy it for a friend we will let you call a gag gift for men. I don't know why a gag gift is a little a little on the deck back to the idea of a hot tub for your balls came about after a funny conversation between friends however rather than writing an office and other silly decide if it was funny friends happen to be twelve billionaire rather in writing it off as a another silly tangent between pals they actually followed through a little silly tangents. They have the next day though. Someone's the phone rang of these two guys and I talked to a product tester. I met UAE so words dipped fifty right Already put eighty thousand dollars down on product had those nights with friends or you were like we do show totally so at least I'll give it to these. Two guys stay meant it. We should write a comic book. None of us know how to draw into. I will say this. This should also double as like a portable golf ball. Wash that so then. Obviously you're going to do so you should if it's clean of be able to like wash radishes and other the two. Yeah I mean is it chlorine for anyone who doesn't know one of those little floating I put goggles on my balls. Oh there's a leaf in here. Hey who's at someone's knocking on the door Guy He's going to be here for here like eight eighty seconds sweep. There's lead cousy guys coming to clean it clean the house for you know there's a rat the drain. This is my thing. Verte anyone listening. Who doesn't have their own set of testicles one or a two they are extremely sensitive These two jets hitting out of them. How does that feel comfortable? That would hurt. You know less. You're you're into it. But they're very sensitive you know that some of the jets that are just like a little warmer water than what the water to water flow me up. Put me in front of it. That's fine okay. How many so might daughters wanted? My youngest daughter wanted a tiny washing machine to wash makeup cup. sponges that actually works. It's a tiny washing machine. How many Pe- to me? I think these guys should call the test to cousy something very close to that so so the people will be buying their daughters. Tiny ball jacuzzis. Because like I saw it quickly and I just didn't know if you like this you might also also like a good thing for staining eggs on Sorry Walmart Center with a sweater. He about a walmart sweater with a snowman. Doing Coke you're going to love this yeah okay So the idea came funny conversation. It comes in a range. Injured colors thank God beautiful gloss black that's in quotes by the way. How did they go test to cousy? Not Ball Tub. I agree with you. Tubby we great ball bath and Gloucester White. If you're feeling we need to come up with a better name for this testing out there. Yeah I'm I'm thinking of the world. Jewels World Jewess. Great Jewel cousy. Yeah let's Jacuzzi if you're falling us. Why not splash out on some gold? We started a funny conversation between friends. A year ago quickly turned into a conversation of quote. We should totally do this. They're the only two people who have said that Robert Schimmel the Great Robert Schimmel. May he rest in peace told a bit about going to the Jacuzzi at his gym. That was in the men's is locker room sitting there and the layer of whatever was on top. He called the Jacuzzi in the band's locker room. A Dick Cappuccino didn't was there a time in your life where you were talking to me about your experiences at the athletic club. Yeah then. You're like Dan it's good. It's great great. It's never busy. You can use anything you want. But you're going to see a lot of very old men very comfortable with their nudity. Yeah I mean that's how I've seen Shawn Kemp stick have seen. That is how we're like. Maybe telling me he was like bill. Just talk to you. Prop one leg up on like a bent like the punching bag hangs. Where does that confidence come Friday and also I? There's in Montreal. Where the festival they have the hotel on the bottom of the floor of the hotel? There's there's There's a locker room like a men's locker room locker room and then there's a steam room sure and you walk through the locker room to get to this team and I you know I walk through the locker room. Think okay. I don't have like I'm naked. I don't have anything so I get naked. Good atoll around me. Go sit in the steam room which I'm used to doing like the you know and I'm sitting there like towel on my but I am naked and that's where I find out pretty quickly that this is a unisex because both locker rooms have a door that goes in. Yeah and that there were go entered. You're like sued locker room into this area. Kids can only come from the medlock Hi woman who programs. Hbo How are you yeah. Well Hello Sheila Nevins Nice Okay where was I. The test cousy was started out a funny conversation friends you turned into. We should totally do. This was conceived in a conversation about dating called bubbles. That's great two. It was conceived in a conversation about dating drinking and random trends. I don't know how it ties randoms trends three quadrant idea guys. As many of those conversations go we decided to take what what ultimately was a funny conversation and turn it into reality by the way. Stop calling it a funny. I I know you what you should say. It was funny to us. I don't know if you guys would have found it funny. He thought it was funny. Because people get in the hot tub as a therapeutic thing because they're sore Mhm So hard I got a really yeah. I don't understand what you're sitting on. You're holding your a your member nick finishes thought so you're saying therapeutically a hot tub helps you rehab in some. Yeah Yeah and you know you'll like if you have like a not on your back you'll kind of lean up against Jan if you're not in you're not get a Janet Janet out joke you need to go. Look you're you're not not not not well. That's another name. It could go nuts and UH in order to really nail. The concept team created multiple variations of the test cousy using three D. printers while they were thoroughly examined to ensure product quality and proof of concept images of the product testing will be left to the imagination. It's the perfect solution for people whose testicles bear the brunt of their lifestyles. Whether you're professional is that whether you're a professional cyclist keen sportsman or perhaps even a horse rider. The test to cousy is the hot okay. Let's just look at the word keen right right. Okay okay. So what's that like It is British horsemen strong active active. Right okay so keen on something. Yeah if you're keen on some of it means you like it voted to send your best. It almost like the to me. I just means aware yeah. I'm keen to that. Yeah where the baseball team to the test. Yeah cousy features. Ultra soft pre-cast silicone pillow to rest your largest member on a deep reservoir to dunks not teabag into battery powered bubbles hours of leg into I know it comes in a range. Whatever point is just by the way hours of pleasure I mean we all know every every hot tub says no more than fifteen minutes? I know right you got a crank. Then someone's gotTa get past the dial hours of this. I wonder what that does for seamen levels. It's great not no rate question. It's pure cooking it up. I agree okay ready so as I told you earlier beautiful. What if they've stumbled upon like the secret to like like solving infertility for like people were trying to have kids they can't have hello the heat them up part makes me any cold Tub? Could you can drop them in Ice Sumita ball plunge pool. Have you ever done a nice tub. I've done a plunge pool done plunge politest flexible thirty four degrees or something way way. No that's way to go. Maybe it's forty something. It's plunged fifty so-called it hurts. I did up school in the fifty over West Hollywood after doing doing I suppose too. If you don't move there is a layer of heat that just sits around you. Yeah and I'm talking about your boss know so in the case of the ball so the one over by Bar Lubich is super cool. Yes yeah okay. went there for Andy Woods birthday okay so as I mentioned earlier why not splash out some gold. We'll finally they come back to that. You can purchase a fourteen CARAT GOLD plated test. cousy suzy test to cousy for how much. How much do you guys think the fourteen carat gold test to cousy costs ninety nine the pick of eight hundred ninety nine dollars or eight dollars ninety nine cents? That's eight hundred ninety nine dollars. You're GonNa make what do you think of chasing. What are you say? Two thousand dollars. Two Thousand Dollars Randy score. And how big is it. Do you read me. Dementia supposed to nuts. Nuts is maybe what if Jacuzzi Souci for Jacuzzi for Keebler Elf. I would say uh yeah. Fourteen hundred bucks okay. The total cost for fourteen karat gold plated did test to cousy that they're only gonNA make fifty of is ten thousand dollars. Yup Okay we will get out of here on. There's that sounds like one of their cool ideas. They had come from funny hours now. UNFUNNY YOU'RE GONNA make fifty and sells Dell's zero right. That's less funny holiday rush orders by the time you guys. I think rich rich astles would buy this for their other rich friends. Yeah this is what they're counting on this joke. There are fifty rich piece of shit out there that would just blow ten thousand dollars. I wouldn't we will leave on the. I'm a rich piece of this. The the this is one of the funny. I laughed so hard at this on your instagram. It was the day the ESPN. Dan Body issue came out and like every like all. These people are posting pictures of the body issue and then. I don't know who you got to take that picture of you in your driveway. Driveway like in somewhat of an artful way but sitting on a stool completely naked. And you're like I'm so blessed to be in this bobby the issue. That's the funniest thing ever so this would be a perfect like convenient to that Okay ready that also you know. What did you think about the body? I couldn't believe it you in Prince fielder. The Standard cousy is sold for how much money we will leave. So you now know the solid gold thing these guys grand ten grand. So what do you think is talk in the gold or the technology is the question is what we have to suss out. Okay and so I was GONNA say by the time you guys here. This golby of labor rights not solid gold. Right I'm just reminding okay. Solid goals motor in this other thing that I think think they are. They are on sale for the holidays. Giving us the holiday sale price right now this is going to drop after the the facts. I can tell you that number afterwards but right now the amount you could get a test to cousy for and they will not ship before the nineteenth. So when you're hearing this guy's you'd be able to get one because holidays. They are they doing a black Friday sale doorbuster okay labia buster onto wanting to back door feels a little problematic eh literally. It feels a little problematic getting word of the day. It is nick fifty five hundred dollars. Nineteen ninety nine. It's on sale. One Thousand Nine Hundred Ninety Nine Zero S. I think it's twelve hundred bucks. Okay you guys are all way over. Let's go again. Okay if you guys knew it was the gold says go play and I think it was probably salad. I knew that that would skew are you. That's okay three hundred fifty dollars okay. to eighty one twenty nine. All right you can get your own test. cousy play along townies yell out that price wherever you are scarce somebody in a target because total is to end up story to thirty nine dollars ninety five. Oh ooh wow. I don't know I don't know if it's because they're like we're only making fifty these gold plated ones so we I don't know where dollars is ridiculous. I know it feel now. I feel like ten thousand dollars the largest number they could think of and is so I want to know is the only difference the goal related versus non. Go play gold and that they're also it's gotta be yes they look exactly the same. The bench looks for your penis. Looks a little bit nicer on the gold one. I think this tagline should be. You'll have a ball there. You go this you guys were given this conversation where we should really follow through trial. Call you and we'll get this. Is Knox existence their story to a little tin teaser. As to what we're GONNA see in segment as parents awesome so good. We're doing this one with all through as parents you will be so mad. Yeah okay great nicknames. With us we got one more segment of people town. Stay with us. It's been around down more on Hey guys welcome back to dpt. We got that Nick Thune with us once again. Go to nick. Thune DOT COM to find out how to go. See Him. I in January. Find out how the books coming along so I have another website to Arby's DOT DOT COM. Yeah you do have the meats Dan Go go follow Dan on instagram. Up to ten thousand you guys to go to the facebook page because all the links are there for the dates in March and the dates in June Portland Seattle. where else Vancouver couvert Portland MILWAUKEE SAINT LOUIS IN MINNEAP Milwaukee St Louis Minneapolis the Middle March and Vancouver Seattle. We already have good guests lined up for Minneapolis. The Way I can tell you. I don't know who they are shutting down ten white so I think we can get all three but I have to all the dudes from the the original mystery science theater. Three thousand yeah so bill. Corbett Sand Mike Nelson is in and I think Kevin Murphy hopefully. We'll we'll get him as well. That will just be amazing. Okay ready for the story. Three yes sent in by. Save the muck dogs at Jake growney. So he's in some sort of thing where they're trying to save some minor league baseball team. Things happening jake named Roni here. We go new Hanover County. I don't know where that is Probably Pennsylvania's main maybe we'll find out W. E. C. T.. Where we got this parents of students at Myrtle Grove Middle School are concerned of visual aid? Used during career. Fair sends the wrong message and could even be dangerous on Friday November. Some students who visited the career fair were given a prescription shen pill bottle filled with skills as a visual aid about the day to day work in a pharmacy. nope I know. Could you imagine if your kid came. I was like well. They gave us play pills hills inside a prescription case like Candy Candy. Cigarettes and e cigarettes are middle school. But but it's still like yeah. This is US take these. I know I had a kid middle school. WHO's the person who's like let's do that? Let's let's let's find me bring together the world of candy and prescription. Yes you did. They have a child lock on him. No that'd be great to to give those two kids in an open them they do like an instructional like this is how you open the child in a pharmacy. You'll need to know that you ought to be a pharmacist. Learn now that's why the pharmacy hasn't been able to hire children. Yeah I worked in a pharmacy I see when I was fourteen years old. Really yes when you open the bottle. He wouldn't let me open the Bible teach kids about data entry. Act One. It's a wonderful life. Just watch the scene with George and old man gower when he tries to almost kill that Kid George tries to save him and he keeps hitting his his story or again. That's all you need to know. About Pharmaceutical. Life is all man. God Doc. It's yeah kids don't need anything. They don't need to learn thighbone. It's amazing to me that in this guy probably was like man. See anything wrong with. I know that guy was like I didn't even think about it. This is how evil like you're not vaping it with your kids and I know you're for kids. Some of their friends do it. My son I don't think is there yet But they've made vape vapor vaping. Things are not vape pens. They look like fucking not phones they look like Usb like they do look like almost USB we had a USB port a USB thing in our drawer in our kitchen itching and we pull twelve pulled out and she was like. Is this a vape now. No are vapes upstairs. Yeah they make them also they. Have you seen the clint ones. They make them. Look like Clinton Jones kind of link and having those what I just can't find it ever be great to pair as a gift with the ball to just saying okay on Friday. Some students career were different skittles as a visual aid models have new Hanover. Regional Medical Centers Logo and information printed on them. Good now they're they're culpable right along with the the quote prescription mm for three hundred milligrams of candy instruction on the bottles indicate the patient should take two bottles by mouth twice a day as needed for pain. Oh yeah two bottles. I'm sorry to tablets to tap is going to sound like how many how many milligrams of skittles that Gee Caen fifty milligrams a skittles. We don't have an opioid crisis in this country. Oh to me. It's a huge safety thing said Jason Effort e f The F.. Word Husan just tell me Your name. It's my favorite Jennifer beals For effort the effort who son attended the fair and sent him photos of the bottles. We are just basically saying look here. Pills are candy when they definitely are not according to effort the pill bottles. We're using a demonstration to show how pharmacy technicians measure out prescriptions. Efforts said well middle. School also do that through a video tactile while middle schoolers might know and recognize recognize that real prescription bottles. Don't contain sweet treats younger. Children may not understand the difference. My biggest fear when my son comes home with two younger siblings is they don't know better at age twelve. He knows better bring a five year old and a two year old so he comes home shaking a medicine bottle full of candy and walking around the house. They're gonNA have to say you had both the five year old and a two year old that he was basically him being like I can procreate guys the twelve year old doesn't know better knows says he in their heart but what you're doing without saying it is your making it more right. He says He's walking around with candy and it they're gonna see that just because there's no pill bottle our house if they go to their grandparents or whatever and they see that what's going to keep one of them from thinking others candy in there. I got a five year old and a two year old. I mean the five year old came along. I thought the two year old near the five companions handed. So he's talking he's like we wanted one thing about it if you take the five year old two year old together we basically have a seven year. Yeah and what's true is that we just have so much love to give parents that we're like we can't just do it for two. It came inside okay mic drop off topic topic. What are we talking like view? The guys should ever be like. What are we talking about again right? Would you say additionally given how many millions of prescription pain pills fueled the OPIOID epidemic. Like efforts that he feels the visual aid was very least in poor taste because of the fact that he says I have three children Joking it said other parents have shared his concern which prompted him to reach out to W act. Now let me just say this okay. This guy's fucked up the middle. He should lose his job okay. The Pharmaceutical Guy who gave out the skit US skittled be reprimanded. I should say oversight Asahi's should've I don't think he should lose. I think he should be reprimanded and should apologize. What could have done is taken a whole bunch of skittles and shown how they measure Azur things out in lifetime? And then just give the kid area of skit or they could have had a piece of paper with an illustration on it that's right describing how they do can you right. So what he could have done is taken. The skills measured them out. Put them in bags. Had the kids stuff the bags up their asses and travel across they have to go over to the. Tsa Part of the career but we will only plant the skills on a few of these kids so this is really about TSA their ability to as part of the education this is when asked about it new new Hanover County schools sent a statement as part. I love this is what sitting here as part of an educational educational opportunity to expose children to a wide range array ride range of career opportunities. The students at Myrtle Grove Middle School participated in a job fair one of the sessions with provided divided by the new Hanover Regional Medical Center Pharmacy Department. NH RMC professionals with Pharmacy Department spoke to students on their job. Descriptions educational climates climates responsibilities. This included teaching students. If your board. Here's why teaching students about prescription measurements and recording and charting medication. All of which a pharmacist dozen their profession and not one apology. No literally just said what happened. We brought some people at. Here's what they did. Yeah I know that the I'm asking all you wanted to statement. Here's here's a statement right. They literally were like the big. Read the weather you might as well just draw middle finger right. Here's what we did. I came inside my wife twice. We are talking talk about her at the time I didn't. The condom broke sir. You're done talking about that. We don't need to do it. Elfrid F F word says that he understands the desire to give students an idea of what to expect in the workplace. This could have been handled better. Here's how I handle my children German. All three of them he says you can show job is done without giving actual pill bottle full of candy. Kiss right captain. Obviously this is pretty good though. Then it's like. Is there a hair stylist. They're not giving them scissors. You know to be Fair Guy Comedian. Yeah come on so funny. Conversation Getting Salon Salonen. Knock your hair out of your mouth. Wait what what did I go to your hair salon and knock the skittles out of your pillbox response to inquiries about the hospitals involvement spokesperson version for Nhra. EMC said they recognize the parents concern again. I will not apologize where we see you guys and I'm not saying that somebody needs to be fired up Dan. They're not even recognizing what they said they're just saying like we've seen one of those. We recognize the liberal. The liberal the worst thing you can say in an argument with anyone alert one of your kid whatever is like. I'm sorry that that made you mad. That is that. Is You not not admitting one. That's saying and so many levels. I own what I did I do it again. You can't handle it. It's unfortunate that you can't handle underway effort. I'm sorry you got upset about it. Go spend some time with your children do too many children. That's how that goes stories stories. A Hey Nick Thune go see him on the East Coast and the northeast. He's out on the road. Go check all take grotto. He's a fifteen to the twenty six sad music sad had comedy I WanNa go see that chump. So mad that it's happening out there. Maybe we'll do it out here in L. A. and we'll come see that job to it. Sounds awesome thank you so much for coming back and doing it. I will see you guys in San Francisco on January seventeenth of Marines Memorial theatre with the man. Ted Leo an another special guest and Oh Shit we gotta get back to work dum go dum dum dum dum dum dum it. Around how starving on a podcast network.
The Thanksgiving Letter
"We have a big show ahead. Let's get it on the Bob and Sheri Show with Sherry Utah could game. And you're all the union and BOB. I mean and now broadcasting from the Palatial Bob and Sheri Studios Ads Sherry is that we are filled with holiday. Cheer for you you. That's right big day coming up and black Friday right after it. Somebody did a look at where are the best black Friday is. And here's what you got as far as the best deals There's a few stories that I'm not really that familiar with Stage Department stores and people's and I know that in goodies they are averaging Zhang Sixty nine point eight percent off on black Friday. How did they do that and make money? How do they do this leaders? There's right getting get people in the store. That's a that's a made up number sixty nine percent of what number did you see what I'm saying. You can put any number up there and say well that sixty nine percent then off yet. But I'm not getting the feeling that that's what they're doing. I know what you're saying but I'm getting the feeling that it's sixty nine percent off. What the normal price would be on this one day day The average deal on black Friday overall is forty point four percent. That's a lot and that's an improvement from last year. By about four percent other stores are averaging that are averaging at least fifty percent off our JC Penney Kohl's New York and company Penney Dick's sporting goods and K. Mart The the deals that are not all that high but I think still pretty good ace hardware. There's eleven percent and some other stores that are averaging less than thirty percent. True value. COSCO Amazon. Big Lots. I am best buy so there. You are some of the discounts. I'll tell you I'd gone into certain department stores and looked at some clothing deals and I have I just said to myself. I'm I'm just GonNa say I was at macy's and I was looking at some clothing deals and I couldn't believe how inexpensive things were and you say to yourself. How can we pay for the electricity in the store? I know if this is. I know I still am concerned with some of the big stores where there's almost nobody working there. You can't find anybody I think. Though in this is just my feeling that brick and mortar stores are probably doing pretty well because in the middle of the week last week it was like on a Tuesday or Wednesday. I went by shopping center near me very popular one and it was jammed absolutely jammed now once again. When she got inside was hard to find a clerk is they want to pay you know personnel but That's where the buys are this year and of course as good as they are they're still competing so heavily with the online line is going to be bigger than ever. I'm just hoping I make this wish every black black Friday if we could get to bid night on black Friday without someone's grandma getting trampled to death for a fleece blanket. Like because if we could just do that if people we could not get into fistfights with strangers and people have media local television stations please. Let's let's start a new. Don't do the obvious again this year. Don't go and interview the people who were living in tents for five days outside. Yeah I love those people and I want to know more about them. You don't want it you don't want to go with the TV curse the best buy I know. But it's like part of the season is part the tradition it's laziness on the TV stations part. But I'm dummy folks. How long have you been here? Where we been here since July fourth. Here's the question. They never ask that. I want answered. I want the TV news reporter. I'm in the best. Buy Parking lot in Silver Spring Maryland and Dan here and his wife have been camping thing for four days. And she'll say what are you hoping to get a deal on and Dan will say well we've got our eye on a flat screen. TV and xbox or whatever. Here's what I wanted to ask. Iran how is it that y'all can take much time off work to camp in best buy parking lot so yeah we're your kids. They never ask do they ever time they never never ask the question. You want in the Mrs Getting frisky late at night. You know. Four days is quite a long time. You're a good looking man. This is Dan's wife Karen. Karen is this what you signed on for when you said I do. Why don't they ever ask? I'll give you that. That's what I WANNA hear. But that's not what you get. That is is not what you get. There's they already have the calendar for next year and there's already an assignment squared out for the person Jason Stare and lies to relax fried and it's a certain reporter. That gets that assignment you know. How some local stations have that one goofy guy that gets so sort of assignments? They always send him. They will also If you've been watching it. They've added a new twist to the after the interview. Dan and Karen in their ten best by by then the consumer reporter for the TV station. A briggstone just how much of a deal. You're not getting with some of these sales to your point. That's true you too. And then of course the cost to weather. Well how how's it going to be for those folks who are camping out overnight. Oh they're going to want to bring an extra save telling you it's so predictable why. TV numbers are down. They gotta do what we say. And then they toss to the sports sky and the sports guy has to be a part of things too so sports guy says tell you what if you're going to be out in that parking lot maybe toss the football and by right. That's exactly what they're going to go to whatever we're going to then it's thirty minutes. An time is up and it's time to go to the tonight show. Maybe each and every one of us makes a solemn promise to not punch anybody in the face to get to a toaster oven if everybody made that promise. Maybe we could get through black Friday without a riot. You know man if I'm sitting there for days and I don't get that screen going after they have to take down. Its bothered Sherry the affair. PODCAST BOB and Sheri odd cast download on the free Bob and Sheri APP website. Or wherever you get your podcast Bob and Jerry. I'm guessing by now you've seen the reports that the severe weather that's going to hit the east coast is hitting the east coast may ground. The famous macy's Day thanksgiving Thanksgiving parade balloons. So I didn't know that is their balloons. may not fly at all because the winds are expected to be so strong. And it's not just it's it's not just on the east coast. They're expecting super heavy rain and snow in the Pacific Northwest and California the Rockies Really really dangerous. Winds in the Midwest. I and the northeast. And that's where the macy's Day parade is at risk. Because you can't put those giant no like Casper the ghost or whatever up there Shirley Brown. Yeah you can't do it and those kind of wins so we talked last week about how this is going to be. The busiest travel holiday for airports. Twenty six or twenty. Seven million Americans are gonNA be flying That now AAA said that they expect fifty five million Americans to travel aval a minimum of fifty miles away from home. You know with the roads at the worst time. The trouble is if you're in a car starting at noon on Wednesday and especially if you're heading to DC SEATTLE DETROIT Chicago or San Francisco where they're expecting traffic jams To last three times as long and in some of those cities those traffic have you ever gotten stuck in DC traffic. Yes Max has. It is a tough town to drive. I've sat for an hour and a half in DC traffic and barely moved. And they're saying that could be three times. I wonder why this year this is so there's so many more people cool what What everybody all of a sudden has a little bit more money? They're gonNA go see somebody. It's you could ask the same thing about. Why are so many people flying? They're just expecting affecting so many more people. And then you take bad weather snow rain dangerous winds and you put people on the roads and so if that's you if you're heading out like now or a little bit later today you want to really really be careful because this is. I don't think in my lifetime I've ever heard of the pillay of the parade balloons. Not Flying have you think one year there was difficulty. I think one I don't you remember Max. There was one that got away or something like that. Like one of the. Yeah I you know that I- Sunday Sunday afternoon evening net in a bad time to travel for Thanksgiving one one year Bob. Let me is car because I had to take my parents around. My car was too small for the Walker and everything else and and I normally would take. Seven hours. took eleven hours. I hate that I mean it was exhaust place just slop. was that around Thanksgiving yes. It was Sunday after Thanksgiving right. Well did you know that today There are two point nine million in people flying today Ella today today. So if you're heading to the airport right now There are two point nine million people in the airport. I think you have to take for granted that it's not going to be a smooth operation. If you get lucky good for you and you very well well may I mean it is pretty amazing. You can fly thousand miles and be there you know. In a couple of hours we do still have to keep that in mind but between Wean everything with TSA and the larger crowds and the delays. That are probably going to be happening. I think you have to show up with the right attitude. I mean if you're not sleeping overnight on the ground in an airport just feel feel blessed. Well here's a fun fact to think about so and I just saw saw this because I follow the I follow. Tsa On twitter and so they're always tweeting little things out there TSA agent screen two million passengers a day. DOC which is why they're tired of telling you. Empty Your pockets and put your on laptop on the belt so they already screen that a day and they're going to have an extra million passengers coming through solid gig patient today. It's a tough GIG and those people are not paid like Princeton and and Wealthy people people. It's it's a tough job that's difficult not quite and triple A.. said that this is the second highest car travel Thanksgiving since they've started keeping records. Yes so be careful out there you guys say sports gyms okay GEIC with sports. Confuse me I so love this first story gyms GONNA do. This guy did not wear pants for eighteen years. Here's it's right you want to talk about a man that honors his bats in his commitments bringing on him but enough of Charlie Sheen. Now this is this is sports fan and a Winnipeg's Football Fan Winnipeg blue bombers Canadian football. Have you all been to Winnipeg near Matt Winnipeg I've never been to a lot of cities in Canada attack. I imagine I'm just going to imagine this time of year. It must be told very cold. And so this man Chris Matthews vowed eighteen years ago not to wear long pants until until the bombers won another Grey Cup championship which of their super bowl in the Canadian. Football League finally happened. This past weekend paid off that bet. Eighteen years later finally wore pants at the age of sixty two. This started when he was forty lease not good at math. Forty four right. When did his wife leave? She is still there. Are you kidding that he's a social media sensation sation. His wife Darla also became a star during this run She said we've been walking down the street when it's cold out. I've got a fur coat. He's in shorts and people stare and I I just assured them yes. He's an idiot. Making it clear. She did not approve of our husbands particular choice of pant the eight years. Probably weddings arose remain one exception. It's funny he said that his one exception was funerals. Funerals made one x one exception. Well he did the right thing. He's a good Canadian man. That's that is our boat that Fourteen February Short Saad in Winnipeg being zero. How many people do you know what have the strength of character and conviction to do that? All that is that is what that is. Yeah now he's not with that is you know I have to say. She's a patient woman or she loves this man beyond belief or she just says to herself his life and I don't. I'm not his boss right if he wants to. Walk around and Winnipeg and shorts and February. Sorry you don't you think after a while walking into the. What's the coffee shop starbucks? Tim Hortons to the Tim. Hortons February fifteenth right. And he's got shorts on I'M GONNA go with after this was eighteen years. I'M GONNA go with after years three. Just don't even see it any doors. You know you you may be right. Yeah it's just it's like wallpaper it's Jesse. Do the Ron Burgundy I go to the pants door. Now you guys into the anchorman did did. We'll have to remember. The Anchorman Remembers that when he's walking around the newsroom and he has to go to the pants store. Don't remember these excited about his date with the O.. Anchor Oh yeah at Let's talk about I mean for the audience. Let's talk about what you're over here working. Stop light the bronze dancer I don. I'm not going to be persecuted for not knowing. Now it's like I know. Ah could you insert the laugh track and post production. Jim Gets a little support. I know we don't have a ton of time. So I want to celebrate the inventor of the NERF football which If you are an American kid at some point in your life nerf football has come through your hands. It turns out and I didn't know this that the inventor of the ner football new a whole lot about football was a famous football player which I didn't even know I grew up knowing Minnesota Vikings Kicker Fred Cox passed away at the age of eighty yesterday. Actually last week not yesterday my about co-creator of the nerve football never missed a season. Fifteen years of being the vikings kicker from the Nineteen sixty three to seventy seven season. He was the second leading scorer score in the entire. NFL at the time he returned behind. George Blanda you part of that name. Nine thousand nine hundred seventy two is when he invented it collaborated on this with another guy. The soft left football to prevent a leg injuries to kids. The result was the nerve football in addition to that he was actually drafted as a running back by the Cleveland. Browns moved to kicker Acre because of an injury Cox later became a chiropractor operated a successful practice in Minnesota before retiring at the age of fifty. What guy someone who's lived allies like the world's most most interesting man? This is the real version of that I guarantee you. He made more money from the nerve football than above that. We just took it for Grad. My dog chewed up every football. I ever had a second dog got us. Figured I didn't know the NERF football was invented by a football player. I thought you would have thought the world's best kept secret. I Guess Maybe Parvez One one thousand nine hundred seventy two. I didn't even know went back to quite that long ago. So that's and we want to get in here also. There was a forty minute delay in the Harvard versus Yale football game. The aim was a old school. Sit in one hundred fifty climate change. Protesters stormed the field to start the second. Half of the game leading to a forty minute delay as Does two dozen were arrested out of the hundred fifty somewhere asked if they could be arrested. They're being escorted peacefully out. Some wanted to be arrested being crazy college kids. Espn U. IS UH televising. The game they simulcast another game while this was all going on and doing check ins back but you know the people who went there. My father used to take me to that game. The people who went to that that game were not mad. I mean it's Harvard versus yet not good tedious right now. This was fifty two forty-three in double overtime was that that was the big game. This you're right in any other year wouldn't have been for. This wasn't good one and Right quick before we head into morons in the news I saw yesterday that the Super Bowl is already sold no doubt all the all the ads which go five and five point six million for a thirty second hand none of them said for less than five million because our some longtime. I'm advertisers to get a little bit of a bulk rate discount for that so it's already sold out for the February game well. There goes our chance to advertise. Thank you Jim. Listen have a happy thanksgiving. We'll see you after the holiday morons in the news is next. It's Bob and Sheri Bob and Sheri you here. They are more on. He's just like a complete idiot. Laurent's in the news. There is a thirty year. Old Guy in Derbyshire England named David Spring Thorpe and he had a warrant out for several shoplifting charges. He was kind of on the Lam. He tried to disguise himself in Derby. Derbyshire by wearing glasses. This is Clark Kent but there was a big problem. You didn't cover up his giant Neck Tattoo and the police knew that he had a giant neck tattoo plus us. His left ear is unusually big and he couldn't figure out a way to disguise his big left ear. One big just one big ear. I read read that I was going. Oh No that I've ever known anyone to have just the Wino- how would you disguise if you had a one year. That was unusually large. You with your hair hair. A COP spotted him recognized him on the street and arrested him. He was sentenced to thirty weeks in jail thirty weeks. I I put. It was the tattoo more than the big year that got him. It must have been the big ear and the Tattoo about the wise. Those Clark. Kent glasses are complete disguised. Everyone knows today's war on of the day is a gentleman named Mark Cats no central Florida. Of course a homeowner in bury sands was sleeping in his Miami home minding his own business when he woke up to the sound of a woman screaming for help so berry left out of bed and went to his front door and when he opened it he was was attacked by home. Intruder Marquette's Nelson but berry fought back. He pummeled the Veggie Burgers. Out of this dude good and you should see this guy's space and you're GonNa because when you text the word Moron two eight two six two seven four three seven GonNa get the shot. What's a man? Gene that had a beating put on. I ninety yeah. He was transported to the hospital after that weapon and then he was charged with burglary and assault and and he's being held without bond good There might not be anything. That's siblings. Take more seriously than who gets the ride shotgun. There's a twenty seven year old guy whose name is Brett Brzezinski and his from Blakely Pennsylvania and last week he and his girlfriend were picking up his twenty year old sister Brianna Brzezinski from work work. Well she got into an argument with her brother about who is going to sit in the front seat with her or his girlfriend and it got serious to the point where they started started physically fighting the brother and sister and when the COP showed up Brett took off and got in a high speed chase with his girlfriend hanging out of the window of the car when Brett finally stopped because of a traffic jam his sister both got out and you know what they did. They started fighting attacking hacking the cops. They were both arrested and charged with assault and resisting arrest. Brett's girlfriend was not charged. The cops say she was a victim and she. She has filed a restraining order against the entire Brzezinski family. That's a first that is a I. The entire family has the charge and finally what do you do to celebrate your last night of being twenty years old while if you're Trevor Smith of the Puree area and Illinois doc you go out and you drive your dodge charger off the road and landed into a ditch and a single car crash. Deputies came to the crash and they saw trevor who was just hours away from turning twenty one and he appeared pretty intoxicated. They smelled burnt marijuana in the car. There's an open bottle of vodka. Trevor declined to be breathalysed and he also denied that he'd been drinking even though they arrested him for a Dui after he couldn't impasse any of the sobriety tests. He told deputies the reason that he reeked of alcohol was not because he'd been drinking but because he'd been making out with his girlfriend a lot and she'd been drinking the old transfer of the booze breath thing And then he told the deputies uh-huh listen I make love to my girlfriend. We're all adults here. What yeah that's what he said he said to the deputy chaff? You know that was really stupid in so many different ways. He's going to be twenty one the next day and so now. He's drinking underage wiggle and John. I mean what you do. Is You go out with your dad or whatever you have the first week if you choose the three driver not if you're trevor. He's making out with this girlfriend. He just basic because we're all adults here. Text the word face Popo. Text the word Moron seal eight eight eight two six six to seven four three seven straight ahead hurt felt gifts under uh the affair. PODCAST BOB and Sheri odd cast download the Free Bob and Sheri APP website. Or wherever you get your podcast Bob and Sheri. I have decided after reading this story about heartfelt gifts that you can receive for the holidays that I prefer not to get get a heartfelt gift. 'cause I'm looking at him and you hate the heartfelt well the the ones that are mentioned they're five of them. This is in the New York Post and I think when you think of heartfelt things the New York Post immediately comes to mind here the five most popular heartfelt it felt gifts under one hundred dollars custom pillows or blankets. You don't you don't want that. No what if it was a lobster but with your you were head on it instead of a lobster's head no you just turn turn me around. See All of the imagination here comes the lobster. You know it's got his claws but instead instead of a lobster face it's got your face and I'm grinning like a fool. Yes absolutely. That's a winter. Hey Dibs Dame's if I get a secret number four custom mugs or cups. We cannot have any more mugs in our house even if it had your face on it and it said Good Morning Mary for my lips to yours or something like that. That's a good one. All in the imagining. Maybe I could throw out. You know like an old one I know lace it with that it looks like a regular regular mug. Yeah but you're smiling faces on the bottom of the inside. So when she drinks that last drop their you or that or that one like Allie gave me that. Were pictures of Finn that it. You don't see it until you put hot. And then all of a sudden Mary Mary goes. She's got got the Mug. My face is not there and all of a sudden I appear with a smile on my face and she's drinking at first thing in the morning. That's a lucky woman. Almond changed again. Photo books There okay I I mean. I don't do the. Mary does them for her children every year. It's a look back every a year And they're everywhere in our house and then they're very nice. They're very nice bad. Like you know graduation pictures and travels travels bet if it was a photo book book called Bob Plus Fin Best France and it was all pictures of you in from the year. I bet you would love about something everyone could enjoy. Oh you're turning me around. I had a negative attitude toward these heartfelt gifts just got two left. Hey a handwritten notes. I'm not against handwritten notes. I wrote one the other day to An elderly person that I know who lives alone and I felt really good. What about if Mary reached out to every member of your family and said this year for Christmas? Were all going to write a letter. I about Bob or about about your dad and we're going to put them all in a gift box and then he can sit and read all the wonderful things everyone thinks about. I would enjoy that very much. Very heartfelt felt to be theme here with the Hartfield victory hard fill and finally frame for this. What if it was a beautiful photos of me in front out of a lighthouse are holding or walking thin? Yeah we'RE GONNA have to re cut the do it again some other time because I want I I just have to change that. I love heartfelt gifts. These fantastic in the hospital. Bob Gave me a framed picture of himself with an autograph that said Good Luck. Wanted said it was the only one you ahead by your bedside right I was I was there for you. I think that the reason you initially thought you weren't going to like these harpo gifts. Because you've not received Steve Enough of them but now that you have an idea say any okay. Now that I look at them that would be any. It's amazing acing. You know how just a little thing can can just change a person that that's great. Okay well I am leaving this somewhere over as easily scarver cover. That's going to be right there in the kitchen by the stone. You're going to be very very easy to shop. Yes and all under one hundred dollars saving money for people through. It'll be a very bob. macey Jason Chris Yeah just take your stock. And that's how I'll always look back on Mary. Remember Very Bob Lacey. AC Frisk boy. I know she inspired sir. Get Lamar's review sent right to your phone text movies. You eight the date Bob sharing just before you go on and on about what you're going to go on and on I have a new skill. died is amazing cleaning really yes. What is your skill? Why did you say that is amazing? Because you're not a person WHO's out there actively looking to acquire new skills you telling me that I don't need any new friends. I don't need to learn skills. What is your new skill? I learned how to Did this all by myself. Just by trial and error a properly really clean. I really Greasy Nasty IRON FRYING PAN cake. So you're not supposed to put them in the dishwasher. Evidently and some people don't even like to use soap on them although at the end of it like with my process. I can't stop myself so let's Mary's Cook something and she just loved it. There cast irons asked Tarn. Yeah and she just leaves it on the Stove and so that drives me crazy and so. I've decided that I'M GONNA learn. How do this right so I go over ver- and we have a grease Like pain or something for as much as I can into it right and then I get a towel and I scrape off. You know as much as I can can so now. They're still kind of a slimy stuff going a little bit of water hot water and then I get some coarse salt. Yes and kosher salt exactly and then I've got like a scrubber brush and scrub it really and it becomes it has this it bubbles up and it's just SP- pliable and then I dumped dumped into the discarded Greece Pan. And then I rinse it off and then I put a little bit of dawn on it. I cleaned it up with my fingers than rinse it. That often dryden's perfect. Would you think about that Except for the soap part that classic way to clean like. I can't bring myself self not to use some sort of SOPA. You work so hard to season those pants I know all right. Well you know what I'll give it a try to come down with anything family gets sick. Go GonNa have to call you todd. Do you cook with cast iron. And all you're not supposed to ever soapy scrub with coarse salt and maybe wiped entire vegetable oils on is not gonNA hurt. Anything done is fantastic. Doesn't believe he doesn't believe you should clean it. That way. Oil The oil oil it very lightly with dry paper so this way. If there's any you know make sure there's no water in there you don't WanNa will rust. Yeah that's worse than you know. Yeah getting whatever crying tried that way. It's it's worked out pretty good for me so far. I'm I'm glad that you learn. I'm going to sneeze glad that you learned how to do that or you. Allergic to my learning learning new things. Is that what it is what you should you should take. That cast iron pan after that Greece's there. Yeah just go ahead and stick it in the freezing in the fridge and let that Greece go ahead you you know congealed in the next time you cook. Just warm it back up and use that Greece again. Especially Bits Bacon Grease because it makes everything better are are you. Are you a cave. Good Lord that is disgusting. I'm just saying I mean if you're going to need the grease to Cook in yard as Sanitary Rating D it's not. It's not unsanitary. I don't like that I was Gonna I did. I went and looked to find out what we're talking about this the other day. What they actually ate what was on the menu at the first Thanksgiving But they really have that. Yeah yet because people would write letters offers and journals and that sort of thing and apparently they know okay so here we go. They did not have Turkey. They had water fowl. So I guess ducks. Yeah Geese or maybe Siegel not a seagull. No one would eat a seagull. You're hungry enough. You'll eat a seagull about that. They are scavengers. I would be nasty sometimes. Sometimes when I say self that you're Kevin's voice in my head. If she gets enough she'll eared Broccoli true they also had venison and Cam. Damn here's where it gets go for you lobsters and clams did they really. Yes at the first thing because lobster was considered like junk food. The the original farmers in Maine used the use it for fertilizes. People were starving. Yeah that when the when the pilgrims guide here they didn't they didn't you can call themselves pilgrims. We gave them that name later. 'cause the first Thanksgiving was like sixteen. Twenty something They were starving. Yeah so they were eating lobsters unclamps even though they probably thought they were gross so they they hit some clams and lobsters and invented golf and they had berries and fruit and Pumpkin and squash. That's all great. It's fairly modern sounding. Isn't it yeah. And I don't know when they swapped out seabirds seagulls or whatever docs for Turkey because Turkey's were plentiful in North America. Yeah that's right that's right. Took them a while to figure out how to hunt them. They're wildly. Yeah so that was on the menu at the first thanksgiving. I think you would would like the first Thanksgiving better than you've liked some Thanksgiving's you've had in the past without it's out there ain't no lobster at the Golden Chorale like that one Turkey Turkey Turkey that one time that's right. That's very interesting. Not So yes. Some clams took a brave man to eat the first lobster. Hungry man brave. I mean think about it. You're starving but it looks like a book. I mean the thirty eight each other. That's the that's the extreme. You always go to the park ward. You're so relieved Get the free bobbins Sheri and instantly gets podcast. The I'm cast and Bob and Sheri Fun Size This Ladies and gentlemen it is time now for the people shopper. That's right Lamar tries out the products that the man is trying to sell the U.. And lets you know if they're worth your money people shopper. What are we looking at today? Listen are you sick and tired looking in the mirror. 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Cherry ad or call one eight Sherry so we're back with the People's movie Critic and now that his face is tight and right for the big food holiday of the year a People's movie critic what's on the menu you know people people get all excited about birthdays and all kinds of different. There's that's nothing. This is the day this is the day because it does not bring with it the heaviness of Christmas and gifts and all that kind of stuff. Okay this is just loosen at belt and go at it. Boys ain't nobody nobody mad at nobody else. You know what I'm saying and we're traveling Alabama For for Thanksgiving. And so I'll make some stuff to go down the biggest thing that I make where we go down is Collard Greens and that's a big deal. That's a big deal. I work on that all day. And of course they'll have the Turkey in the dress in and you know I can. I can I interrupt you. There are people listening right. Collard Greens Ryan sorry. Can you explain to folks what they are. It's like a turnip grain. Would they know what Turnip Greens and they don't know what it turned up in this country anew people avocado toast. That's what they know. People know what cooked spinach is so start with Cook Spinach and go from there. Ok Okay well all right well forget all that Collard. Greens is a large leafy vegetable. If you think of a spinach own own triple steroids like huge leaf. And it's got a rib stem running down the middle and you have to cut that out So that You know and the secret to the whole deal is the liquid that you cook it in which they referred to as pot liquor the that that in the the The college theirself. They soak up all the flavor from whatever you put in the water. I'm sorry could we could. We stop at Pot liquor for a moment here. Okay Pot Liquor is what after you've cooked the Collard Greens in the in the water. Water that you cook them in and you get them out. We've you'll have that water left and at the end of the meal usually take whatever corn bread you got leftover and and you put some of that pot liquor in a bowl and put the corn bread in there and then you eat corn bread and pot liquor and it's really awesome. So how many more questions. But let's just let it go continue. Well okay the thing is what you do is you start off. You gotTa have some sort of pork situation some sort of me type thing so you so you get you'll get like You get all kinds of different pork but you get cheap pieces support and you saw it in butter and then put it anything then you add. Onions didn't peppers and Jalapenos and butter. And all that kind of stuff and you cook the water for a few hours before you do anything else. It's a tremendous greenside. It's it's awesome. It's good for you. I thought for years and I finally tried it and I love Collard Greens and you know you could like if all you had was that pot liquor and cut and you drank that you could maybe fend off scurvy with that now. I realized that scurvy not improbable is Americans are up. I share. That could fend off a lot. God putting your spouse. Is that your mom's recipe that she used for that now. No No. My mom never cooked collars Shona Cook Turnip Greens and she never ventured into the collared situation. So I started that on my own and I experimented with some different stuff. I've got it down pat though The mother highlight for for Thanksgiving is the canned cranberry sauce. I love that canned cranberry sauce. Yeah smooth the skin is smooth kind. Yeah but it's also got the lands of the can can slice it exactly correctly. I'm uh AH I love IT SO DO I. Somebody came to my house and they had made fresh. cranberry sauce. Out of fresh cranberries. No they're like this is awesome and I'm like really do. It don't seem awesome to me. I like I like the Jelly. When it hits it hits the thing and you flip it over and you slice it by the Lions Columbus Nice Cold Yes yes all right good? I'm just picturing 'cause I I get the emails. Sometimes Lamar will make a reference. Somebody emailed me go. What did the People's movie critic can be when and he said? I'm just picturing the look on his face is that are going pot liquor liquor. I'll tell you it's great. It's the next country album number one in the country that pot liquor would be a great name for like a hound dog it would be. Oh yes pot liquors good good name though. Jason Aldean's next album until wealth and every critic safe travels as you go over the river through the woods to Alabama and once again if you missed east Lamar's review of the face. Slimming Mouth Muscle tightening a text. The word shop two eight eight it to six to seven four three seven we will not only send Lamar's review directly to your phone. You'll be automatically enter to win that product for your bad self off and I just posted the video of you doing it on our facebook. I I think you look good. Hey Hey there bob and Sheri podcast listener. How you doing we would love to have you on the show like anytime you'd like to be on? There are lots of ways to do it. You can give us a call on the fun phones at eight. Eight eight eight B. O.. B. S. H. E. R.. I you can email us at Bob and Sheri Dot Com and we will set a time to talk to you at your convenience. You can always the Amazon our facebook or instagram. Thank you so much for listening to our show via podcast. It's easy to listen Alexa. Bob and Sheri on tune in it is our tradition on the Sherry show on the day before Thanksgiving happy Thanksgiving Eve to share with everyone. The infamous Thanksgiving letter from Barney. That went out out to all of her relatives giving them instructions for their Thanksgiving dinner and as an added. Treat this thanksgiving. There's a letter from someone's grandma making the rounds and if you haven't seen that we're going to share that with you to grandma has not been on this earth this long to deal with any of your nonsense here. We the legendary letter for morning. Barney is giving everyone in the family. They're marching orders and she says while I have quite a sense of humor and joke around all the time cannot be more serious when providing you with your Thanksgiving instructions. I'm very particular supplies. Perform your task exactly as I have requested and read your proportion very carefully if I ask you to bring your offering in a container. That has the LID and you're offering in a container with a lid not aluminum foil if I ask you to bring a serving spoon bring a serving spoon. Not a soup spoon. And don't forget anything. All food to be cooked should be prepared. Bring it hot and ready to serve warm warm room temp. These are your only three options. If it's meant to be served cold should be cold for the Mike Byron Family turnips and a casserole casserole serving spoon please do not fill the casserole all the way up to the topic. It's too messy. I noticed may come as a surprise to you. Most of US hate turnips. Don't feel like you have to feed arm. Why why even bring them? This is the thing I've never understood about. Go ahead two half gallons of ice cream. One must be vanilla. I don't care what the the other one is. No storebrand's please that's right. It's boozy topics for the ice cream. A case of bottled water not gallons any brands. Okay the Bob Byron family. Green beans are asparagus. Not both in a casserole with Lynn serving spoon. If you're making the green beans prepare for pounds. If you're making a scare asparagus. Prepare five pounds. It's up to you how you wish to prepare them but no soupy sauces no cheese. You know well how Mike Is. I'm GonNa Guess You can't digest it. That's my guest to five pounds of asparagus sprinkling of toasted nuts or Panjeta or some extra virgin olive voyage. Be a nice way to jazz. It up a case of beer of your choice or a bottle of quotable Chardonnay. Let me know which you're bringing that. Lisa Byron Chester preferred Pantley Lisa. As a married woman you are now required to contribute at the adult level you can bring in order to keep it light non filling no cocktail sauce. No beans of any kind. I think that's Mikey I think it's Mike. Do not bring a plastic platter from the supermarket. It the Michelle Bob'll family Stuffing a casserole with a serving spoon. Please make the stuffing sons. Meet two and a half to three quarters of mashed mashed squash in a casserole with lid and serving spoon a prosciutto pinwheel. Please stick to my recipe. No need to bring a plate a Prosciutto pinwheel stick to her recipe a pint. The June Davis Family June girl. We gotta need fifty pounds of mashed potatoes in a casserole spurred food and don't use that over sized blue serving dish you use last year. Because you're making such a large batch you can do one of two things put half the mash and a regulation size casserole with the lid and the other half in plastic container and we can replenish that or use two regulation sized casserole dishes. I don't even know. What a regulation size is Bob? Bob and a bottle of clothes washer. Nee Now we go onto the amy missed. Oh family why do I even bother. She'll never read this. Amy Is that what she typed. Forgot amy a Pumpkin Pie. Await a pumpkin pie in a pie. Dish please use my silver pal recipe. No knife needed an apple pie in a pie dish. You can use your own recipe. No knife need it. Thank you so much looking forward to Thanksgiving mark. How many years this is this bedroom? Ten years and it's it's still. It's become part of interstate. Yeah all right so you've got something that's new from. SOMEBODY'S GRANDMA GRANDMA. Grandma has put us all on notice about what she will will not tolerate thanksgiving. And we'll do that for you next. It's Bob and Sheri the affair. podcast cast of Bob and Sheri odd cast download the Free Bob and Sheri APP website. Or wherever you get your podcast Bob and Jerry you guys this letter from grandma is classic and I WanNa thank our listener Sherry Fulbright Roberson. Who saw this and said Oh I am sending this to you you? This is so epic star. Go ahead dear family. I'm not dead yet. Thanksgiving thanksgiving is still important. According to me if being in my last will and testament is important to you then you might consider being with me for my favorite holiday generous at two o'clock not to fifty. We know two. Oh five to two o'clock arrived late and you get what. Let's what's leftover last year that more on Marshall Fried Turkey one of those contraptions Shinzo practically burned the deck off the house this year. The only peanut oil used to make the meal will be from the secret scoop of peanut butter. I add to the carrot soup Jonathan. Your last new wife was an idiot. You don't arrive at someone's house on Thanksgiving thanksgiving needing to use the oven and the stove honest to God. I thought you might active learned after two wives date them longer hunting and save us all the. I give another divorce now. House rules are slightly different this year. Because I have decided that forty seven percent of you don't know how to take care of Nice things. Paper Cups are paper plates and Red Solo. Cups might be bad for the environment. But I'll be gone soon and that will be your problem to deal with here. Are The new house rules number one. The University of Texas no longer plays Texas A. and M. The television division stays off during the meal number two. The no cans for kids rule still exists raising two liter bottles because your children still open third can before before finishing the first two parents can fill a child's cup when it's empty all of their cups have names on them and I'll be paying close attention to refills number three Khloe last year when we were Atredes House I looked the other way when you're Jello Salad showed up this year of Jello Salad comes in the front door. It's going right out the back stories the garbage. Save yourself some time honey. You've never been good cook and you shouldn't bring something the wiggles more than you do. Something from the bakery number four grandmothers give grandchildren cookies and candy. That is a fact of life. Your children can eat healthy at your home at my home. They can eat whatever they like. As long long as they finish it number five I cooked with Bacon and Bacon Grease. That's not new. You're being vegetarian. Doesn't change the fact that stuffing without Bacon Bacon egg salad without eggs. Even the Green Bean casserole has low bacon grease and that's why it tastes so good not heeding. Bacon is just not natural and as far as being healthy look at me. I've lived almost out. I've outlived almost everyone. I know number six. Sell it at Thanksgiving is a waste of space Number seven I don't like cellphones leaves them in the car number. Eight on a League video cameras. There will be thirty two people here. I'm sure you can capture sir. Lots of memories without the camera being pointed at me number nine being a mother means you have to actually pay attention to the kids. I have nice things and I don't put them away just just because companies coming over Mary how about you watch your kids and I'll watch a number ten Rhonda a cat that requires a shot twice. A day is a cat that has lived too many lives. I think staying home to care for the cat is your way of letting me know that I have lived too many lives too. I can live with that. Can you number. Eleven words mean things. I say what I mean. Let me repeat. You don't need to bring anything means you don't need to bring anything and if I did tell you to bring something bringing in the quantity I said really. This does not have to be difficult number. Twelve dominoes and cards better than anything that requires a battery or an on off switch. It was true when you were kids. And it's true now that you have kids number. Thirteen showing showing up for Thanksgiving guarantees presence at Christmas. Not showing up guarantees. The card may or may not be signed. Finally in memory of your grandfather. The back fridge will will be filled with beer. Drink it till it's gone. I prefer wine but one from each family needs to be the designated driver. I really mean all of the above. Love you grandma grandma. I love grim. Does there that I disagree with. She was no issue. was really calling out woman with the CAT Ronda and Maryland because she was dodging coming at all and using the cat is the reason she called out. Rhonda with the CAT She called out Mary with the kids inch and get into what she said about Chloe and her wiggly Gel us. That's great that's terrific. You get to be a certain age. I guess. And it's like you know I'm tired of these screw ups out care if they think I'm cranky. It's going to be done the way I wanted my house. That's what it that's what it really comes down to. This grandma does not care care that you think that's right and there's really not a lot to argue with if you just you know. Pull back a little bit I. They might not have gone after some people by name on did well. We'll post this up so you can have grandma about give you. Your March chose salad coming but in one door and going out the back I liked when she said to Khloe. Let me find it. She said you shouldn't bring something that wiggles by no more. Oh you do yeah. That's right. That's very good. That was fun. I don't I don't know anyone in my life. Who could have the put split to do that letter or the one before I I just I've never met and I've known some people you know my wife's mom? She was pretty straightforward. But I can't see that happening I can't imagine that's that's a certain type of matriarch. Max is squad. His eyes at me which tells me he feels like he can't imagine in someone. He knows not send the letter but she would have no problem saying some of those things I I'd like the opening not dead yet. And so here's what I you want. That's a strong open with. I'm not dead yet. People keep reading straight. We'll get this posted on our facebook tomorrow on Thanksgiving Day. We've got another Bob and Sheri tradition. It's talking Turkey with Mr T.. In rent at once and then you read it again. Kim Believe This is Bob and Cherries believe it is time now for the ultimate Christmas gift idea for that Germophobic in your life. Your smartphone has Eighteen Times more more harmful bacteria on it than a public toilet and because of the battery. Your phone isn't just warm. It's often high. Yeah yeah that's right helps. The bacteria thrive in that environment experts. Say you're far more likely to get sick handling your own phone than you are in a public public bathrooms so let me ask you this. Maybe you know maybe you don't know. Is it. Okay to take one of those like wet ones and wipe it off. But it doesn't do the job that's why I have the perfect perfect gift for this germ phobia. Okay Life. Bring it on. There's a brand new device you can buy it on Amazon Dot Com. It's and probably other places to seventy nine ninety five. It's called phone soap. How much money do I have to put into these phones? The holy smoke another eighty bucks. Are you familiar with the concept of infinity. Affinity that's how much was that. I didn't know they should tell you that. It's walking out that thing where you click. I Agree Fred. It tells you all of that. That's such an inviting thing to read isn't it can't even imagine I know so. The machine is called phone soap. But what it is is is. It's a little device and you can actually plug your phone in charge it while it's in there it uses UV light and it sanitizers the phone and it's sanitizers the phone. It kills ninety nine point ninety nine percent of all households germs including E.. Coli staff flu. The common cold old and Salmonella. All you do is you. You put your phone in the little device you close the lid and you let it work takes about ten minutes and like I said so you can charge while it's in there while it goes through the cleaning cycle you'll see a blue light and when it's finished the blue light turns off and your phone is ready. You don't have to take the case off your phone so it also sterilizes your phone case. It gets All the bacteria that's transferred from your hands to your case to your phone and the phone soap unit which is what this is It takes iphones and galaxies. And all of it this is it really does kill all of these terms so I guess you can get one in the whole family. Could whole family could use. Yeah Yeah It'll go like big phones like the iphone eight or the Galaxy S. ten plus and it will destroy all of the bacteria because your phone is filthier than a public toilet and let let that visual sink in it will destroy all of that and for seventy nine ninety five. Everyone in the house could disinfect. which the name of it again phone so phone soap? I'll one word word you're looking at it you know. If I'm waiting for like Landon. Usually your kids will call me and ask me if I have any ideas for you for Christmas this year. Yes Sir Buddy I do. That's what I would like to have. You would like to have this little. Because here's what I would do. I would use it for myself. I mean eighty bucks is eighty bucks. I just spent a fortune Orjan replacing the last phone but if everybody in the but exactly of Hampton used it if and I'm not giving it to any kid 'cause they're they're going to somebody's going to steal from their dorm room whatever. Yes putting in the kid our house for when they come home once every couple of days or so everyone goes in and sanitizers their phone Out There are people listening who are bewildered. By how weird and GERMOPHOBIC. Some of us are and those people are sturdy and they're gonNA outlive us all but for the rest of I. That are kind of grossed out. Don't like to touch knobs and stuff. This is the ultimate Christmas present. You know for those of you that feel that way about us. You need to develop some hang ups because it could help you in the long run a little bit and neurosis keeps you safer. That's exactly right okay. Well I'm I'm bought in for that. That would be a good gift for me. You're right I'M GONNA go ahead and I'll post this up on our facebook with without the Amazon link you can figure it out. Maybe you can find someplace cheaper to. I don't know but I as soon as I saw this I was like. Oh Oh my God this show. This should have your picture and a thumbs up on. I don't know if they're gonNA. I don't know if they'd reached into their wallets for eighty bucks for me yet. They know what eighty bucks. Yeah maybe landed a Malley going together. Maybe that maybe that do you want me to kind of like. Send her the link. Hey girl this is what your dad wants for Chris. Maybe you allie could get together okay. I'll here's what happens if you're earthy adult if you're the parent and then your kid you know becomes an adult herself. It's hard to get rid of that at present buying tradition. Where you as the parent you spend quite a bit on your kid but you only expect expect like a pencil or something from there you know what I mean? And now they'll up their game but not to the point that I'm still upping. I'm getting getting some upping but not in the form of a gift. Haven't you all had the conversation about how well you're all grown up now and Christmas for kids kids I've sort of done that. I've sort of said that If you know you're adults now and we're just gonNA take a little bit easier on Christmas and and then I don't because somebody needs something and so I stepped and it's my own fault so I I know people are listening right now saying you were just a soft off just soccer by. I don't think it's unreasonable. Considering everything you do for them to get you a little machine and they can make fun of you. Who who cares if you're germ-free? What do you care if you're being made fun of? That's not an unfamiliar sensation. They can make fun of you. But you'll have your little machine and your phone will be clean and a toilet dirty toilet phone. You gotta toilet in your pocket. So who's can we get the last laugh. That's right yeah go ahead. Let's go post this right now. It's Bob banned from the holiday. Family Gatherings L. hit the MIC on the bomb in Syria or. Call one eight Bob Sherry so the headline was seven and ten. Young Americans prefer friendsgiving over a traditional channel. Family Thanksgiving and you and I were talking about that just the other day that people who are lentils especially would rather have a friendsgiving. It's kind of sad but here are some of the reasons. Experts say that younger people would rather have a friendsgiving some observations seemed totally really okay but in reality they can be damaging experts. Have some questions that often come up at holiday gatherings that may unintentionally optionally send the wrong message and more meaningful questions could be asked here. Are The questions that I'm saying. Here are the questions that come up at Thanksgiving thanksgiving that you shouldn't. You shouldn't ask all right so I got a twenty eight year old right so are are you seeing being anyone. When are you going to start a family? You're kind of thing. Here's here's the first one. Why aren't you in a relationship or what happened to so and so don't ask whatever happened to Larry? As a matter of fact if your aunt says whatever happened to Larry say this nothing he was always like that she'll be she'll have no way to come back all right. Here's the next one when you getting married. So you're with somebody eighty right and you've been with them for a while and then your aunt says so. When are you two getting married? Mary and I have some friends. They got engaged three two years ago three years ago and they had a party in the announced it and it was very very nice for some reason. They have not chosen to get married at this time. I don't know why maybe maybe the rash hasn't cleared up. Maybe they are waiting for some money to come in. I don't know but you don't ask. When are you getting married? Because it's very it's a unsettling here's another one. Did you lose weight. Did you gain weight. Stay away from that yet. Don't ask those do what my mom did and just say Sherri. How much do you weigh? Just cut right to just get right on to it. I forgot what is wrong with her. Now or you could say what my mother said. Hey you looked like Santa Claus carrying a sack coming in. I thought that it not ex- breath come back. I said I thought to myself I didn't. I didn't hear that I'll come back. What year was this this time? Be September of this year. What what Sonata? On a long again. What she looked like Santa Claus coming in here carrying his back? you see why I haven't been noxious number. Here's another one. You shouldn't say when. Are you going to have kids come on time to get busy. When are you gonNa have kids kids people? Don't you know maybe they're trying to have kids right. Maybe they're trying to have kids and it's a very pressure packed period when a couple is trying to have children and you know just hasn't happened yet or maybe they've maybe they want us to pregnancy or maybe they don't want children or maybe they're on the verge of splitting up and just have a you know 'cause. Do you really want to tell your uncle or your aunt that you and your husband. Don't WanNa have kids. We've made a decision. We don't WANNA have kids hair. We go now. That got something to chew on now. Not Thanksgiving thing you can talk about it. Thanksgiving is food. That's that's it. That's the latest tapes subject. Now I agree. You know you're right. You're exactly right. Here's another one you shouldn't ask. Are you sure that's a good idea. So your your your son has decided to try prop comedy as a career. Who knows what's going to happen but if you say to you know someone someone the Sun? Are you sure that's a good idea. I it kills a dream right and why do you want to be the dream killer. Yeah exactly why do you WanNa do that. You know what it may be a terrible idea have to figure it out themselves for somebody to try to become a prop comic or let's Look Gallagher might end up being the most unbelievable career you don't know who's the committee and looks like Wendy with a carrot top. No it's not and finally don't please don't ask this who you vote for him a taste of this. Show the fun size. PODCASTS rocks every Thursday it onto three maximum I have very similar taste when it comes to Our our fascination with true crime and any kind of Mercury Tori and also sort of weird metaphysical subjects and ways to get your life on track so he shared an article with me. I absolutely loved. It's it's very kind of odd questions you can ask yourself to help you. Discover your life's purpose and the first one is so oh true but if somebody were to say this to you like your junior senior year in high school you would not be happy. Are you ready. Here's the first question. What is your favorite flavor of crap sandwich? Because you're going to spend a fair amount of your life eating it. Yeah I wouldn't like that and here's why hasn't been my experience. Here is why this is an important question Because everything everything in your life involves some kind of sacrifice or some kind of cost. Nothing is fun all of the time. Nothing is easier great all the time so the question is what struggle or sacrifice. Are you willing to tolerate. Yeah I think it's a good question. I'm in an unusual situation and have been most of my life. You know when I was putting myself through college and starting often in broadcasting I had to eat some of that but for the most post part I mean just look at the amount of years I've worked with you. It's been pretty I'm you know. It's been pretty autonomous but your first thing in life is not being told what to do right so you see what you don't realize when you frame was split your favorite bye bye. Tombstone could not tell him what to do it. But it's I think about it this way you you so dislike being managed and told what to do that you were prepared to make other sacrifices to avoid that you were prepared to spend the bulk of your adult life sleep-deprived the bulk of your adult life. opening yourself up to ridicule and harassment in a comedic way. The bulk of Weirdo life working in an industry. Where honestly there's very little job security you walked out on that high wire had a family and a mortgage you? You don't even stop to consider the tradeoffs you were willing to make in order to not have some tool in here micromanaging. That's very true. But but I you know I also consciously picked a business business that despite the fact that it's very difficult to succeed in it's also a business where There is fun. Yeah there are fun people around you don't you you know. Honestly it's one of the few businesses. You don't have to have a master's degree you can still do very well in the hunt they would hire. I've said this before they would hire Hitler Hitler if he came back if he could bring good numbers to midday eight it'd be hit learn the morning Pol Pot. That's right. Ah The person who do you see Hitler. I thought I saw Moore's amid dig I. I don't know why it's going to be a serious for Matt. He's right. Yeah it's not like Hitler in the Nuthouse Than A. So here's how the person who wrote this article. Put It if you want to be a professional artist but you you can't handle having your work rejected hundreds maybe thousands of times. Don Don't do you want to be a court lawyer. WanNa be a litigator but you can't Tan. You can't handle an eighty hour work week you're out you're done. Yeah it's going to be a brilliant tech entrepreneur but you have a problem with failure. You're Outta here so the next question eighteen is. What is true about you today? That would make your eight year old self cry. What is true about you today? That would make your eight year old self cry all answer. Because I've had more time to think about this while you're thinking about it. My eight year world self would be devastating to know that more days than not I am so mentally wiped out by the end of the day that I can't even focus on a book book and you have to remember that I would hide and spend whole days reading like it's reading. You know as my favorite thing in the world. I'll open a book now even one. I'm fascinated by and I'm so run down by the end of the day. I got nothing that would make my eight year old self cry. I think I would say You will go through some real pain and you'll be middle aged before you find the right woman in your life. You're going to go through a lot and your eight year. Old Self would not want to hear the no no I mean you. You know what you're saying is your love at first blush is not going to be something. That's going to be easy for you to find it took for most of my life to find the right girl and thank God you did. Yeah because some people don't like you could say bummed out 'cause it took me so long to find my person but some people never find that's right but for the most part you know I've I've had a charmed life. I mean had some tragedy but for the most part. It's been a charmed armed life. I have done what I probably was meant to do. And is it's been a blast. Let's sentence let's pause here and we'll do we'll we'll do some worthies straight ahead. These are odd questions that might help you figure out your troop life. It's Bob Sherry the affair. Odd Cast bobbins Sherry odd cast download on the free Bob and Sheri APP website. Or wherever you get your podcast Jerry me turn that on. If you're just joining joining us Max had sent me an article that I loved it strange questions that you can ask yourself to help find your life purpose of the first one is Your your true life purposes not operating the Mike no now and that's why I'm very we've talked about you. Were supposed to buy a stick at the container store and turn it on for me. Yeah they just ran out. They had they had so many radio personalities who came in and said their partners couldn't remember after twenty years to turn on her. Mike All why do you want to be his first question if you're just joining us. What's your favorite flavor of crap sandwich? Because you need to understand what you're willing to sacrifice what you're willing to compromise and what kind of pain you're willing to endure. Live your dream next up. What's true about you? Oh you today that would make your eight year old self cry which brings us to what is it. That makes you forget to eat that thing where you're so wrapped up in it in the minutes turned into the hours and the hours turn into. Oh my God how is it. Six o'clock already. The one thing that can Get me to forget to eat is when when I'm thinking about what I can eat later on outside of that I know of innocent hijack. My lunch If I'm if I'm working on something and I'm writing thinking I'll I'll lose it yet lose the whole day. Yeah I was working on An and outside project a couple of weeks ago that involved like writing and researching and digging for things. I sat down at my laptop. This was on a Sunday sat down at my laptop right around around ten thirty in the morning and I was still there at about eight thirty that night. Golf used to be that for me but I don't really don't have anything mixed me won. Miss Cheeseburger I would agree with that I've never even seen the flu. Slow you down from getting that feedback. You know what I am. So tired of being accused of enjoying eating. You know I am just so this is GonNa you should all have a plan and then I can't hear you can't here we. We are seriously concerned that that tapeworm is true. That ellen white because the other day I don't know if you just forgot you had eaten previously but there was like a thirty minute span where you went out three times and told me you were going to get something to eat. I wasn't eating three times. There's something hijacked me you know I I eat. Are you sneaking out to the lobby to watch the prices right. Don't Oh you got me. That drew Carrey is so light on his feet. How can you we do a better job of embarrassing yourself as the next question? And here's why that's important. Some people are so afraid of being foolish or seeming foolish draw. We're making a mistake or being embarrassed that they don't try anything in your life goes shooting by does not apply to you. This like forgetting to eat does not apply apply to you because I have no problem. Little looking foolish we that is that what you just said. We couldn't do this job if any of US had a problem with that. Oh Yeah Okay I just don't want the fool on the hill alone. Okay look around the room. Yeah really alone for Jehovah next question. How are you going to save the world? Pick a problem and start saving the world. It could be the education system economic development mental health governmental corruption climate Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah. Find a problem you care about and start solving it. Obviously you won't fix them reading the article. Fix The world's problems by yourself but pick a problem album that you're gonNA solve contribute and make a difference and that feeling of making that difference in contributing is what is most important for your own happiness and fulfil. I agree I agree. One's really sport. The Sierra Club and a couple of other organizations I agree next question You know what I you you know I saw I saw this of CNN thing about Ted Turner who created CNN. And of course he's probably eighty four eighty five years old now and somebody was interviewed about what is like to be Ted Turner's friend. And of course he had a big ego all of that he owns the largest amount of land of anybody in the United. That states mostly Montana said even when he was like seventy seventy five seventy eight years old he was walking down the street and he saw a piece of litter. It stop and pick it up. You went for this. This is a guy who's a multi multi multi billionaire 'cause. That was just this thing. You really have to admire a guy like that but you know what and you could say what what difference does pick in that one piece of trash and makes a big difference trash right street. It makes a big difference and if everybody picked the ST if everybody lit just one little candle what bright world you should trademark that that's been trademark by the Catholic Church. Actually I'll post this up on our or facebook so you can look at it. There's a couple more questions we're out of time. It's really interesting. Thank you for sharing that. I'll put that up right now. The affair odd cast a bob and Sheri odd cast download on the free Bob and Sheri at website. Or wherever you get your podcast Bob and Jerry I've just had had this Hanging around from business insider the website that is not about business at all and I had nowhere to put it. Will you were just talking about food at at the first Thanksgiving and I have America's favorite French fries from restaurants from fast food places number. Six X is Burger King number. Five is Wendy. Yeah those are good. That's not my favorite thing at Wendy's. The French fries. Yeah I don't know. Yeah it's just they don't do them as they taste this other place they taste real to me like Zahren. Yeah they taste like something somebody he can make that you know could make Arby's is number four. I truly French fries. You either do or you. Don't you know it's almost like do you like Dr Pepper. You either like Dr Pepper or you don't want anything to do with Dr. I mean I'm GonNa. I'M NOT GONNA see outright reject curly fry but for me sometimes the curly fries pursaching oil And weird tasting number three most popular fries chick-fil-a. They have those like waffle sort of things as you see. The news item the other day. That chick-fil-a is not going to financially support organizations that are anti LBJ which You know just kind of came out of the Blue Wendy's responded. We're going to get Wendy a girlfriend do you know that the founder of Wendy's I just read this the other day deeply regrets naming Wendy's after his daughter. Oh you're kidding yeah I wonder why I guess. Ask because it drove her crazy. Is he still alive. No He's gone he's gone. He's gone but it was. Just it was it was what Wendy's archives. So now we know she still Rahm. Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah so. It drove her crazy like all her friends would say. Oh let's go to Wendy's well I mean well there's you have red hair. That sort of thing. Yeah he just regrets it. I regret Bob's big boy. You know it just brought so much into thank you number to all the girls to your plaid pants. A GAL loves a man in a red and white check pants Number twos McDonald's. You know I'm surprised that he won. They're really they're really are good. They are very very good Can I guess number one. Yeah is it five guy it is. Oh yeah now. How argue with that might? Don't what's better the donald guys for McDonald's and five guys blows away everybody else. They have like double anybody else's favorability even the presentation of five guys fries. It's in a gigantic Brown paper bag. Yeah that's right now. It's fifteen dollars for the fries but you get a lot of them. Yeah I mean I also I buy into such idols ridiculous things when I walk into a five guys. If if it's one of those five guys that has like the bags of potatoes they say. This is the farm in Idaho Maine where the potatoes came from. Always look you know I say I like them no I do I do I totally buy into it. You know I just go. That's good. Yeah it's not a corporation I hope that that's true because I believe it to you. Oh I think they would be busted if they if they were just. Yeah are you kidding with what goes on with the Internet suspicious as everyone. Everyone is now everything exactly they would bust you a second if that were the case so there they are French fries the most popular in a still for me. Sometimes the best French fries are little places like not a dairy queen but like a local dairy barn. You know this guy's an independent handed operator and he's got the soft serve ice cream but he also sells hamburgers and a certain type of crinkle cut fries. Hey crinkle cut fries almost as much as I hate steak froze if you were tied up in a lunatics basement for the rest of your life send lunatic said you can have French fries or potato chips but not not both and once you pick one. That's what you're going to have as your side for the rest of your life which one. Oh French fries potato chips Max. HALBE French fries. A French fries or potato chips Turkey dairy queen because I just read the. They're closing a lot of the places in these small places or are they. In and a lot of small towns dairy Queen Queen would go there when no other fast food would so yeah eating a lot of these little communities around without any Kinda fast love dairy you queen. I hate to hear that. That's quality place. I picked the French fries if a lunatic keeping me down there and so I had two reasons I like better. Plus it's going to kill me earlier and I it. Won't the Lunatic Space Right. It's a win win win pragmatic. Oh you know Bob Ever said was if I've been leather pants. Pat Meantime escape from the pervert closet. That's true that's true. Well you walk in here. FLACK ELVIS ELVIS FANS. It's Bobby Jerry. Used the talk back teacher. Backseat Bob and Sheri APP and leave us a message. Thanksgiving is is a time where you really kinda pause and reflect and think about your blessings and what you're thankful for and it can be really easy to look look at other people's lives and their lives to seem easier. They have such extraordinary talent or privilege or wealth or whatever an and it can be really really like a big lie that we tell ourselves when we look at other people and think will. Here's someone who just doesn't make any mistakes. And the reason I bring this up is I cannot get out of my head what I learned about the music producer. David Foster now. He is considered considered one of the greatest songwriters and music producers in the game very prolific. And he's the guy he's he's married to Katharine mcphee. Now they met when she was an American idol contestant will back in the nineteen nineties. Someone and he's at his peak of powers in the nineties. Right someone a very famous legendary performer brings a song to him. And says I WANNA record this song and I want you to produce it because I think together we can make magic and he listens to the song and he goes. I don't hear I don't like it. I don't think it's any good. It's never going to be a hit that that by the way that re- that expression you just use I don't hear it out here. That is the expression in in that world music in the music. Astra I just. You don't hear I don't hear it. So he passed on it and this recording star took the song to another producer and it turned into this little number right here. I'm spe speaking speak English it. Aw Aw it's still kicking himself a lot. I wonder what that song it isn't. Pretty Song has a very nice melody but I was wondering if he was just looking back and saying what radio stations are going to play them. I don't know that that song would be the song that it is bucking. Lucky Ludi was without the moving. Well I mean the okay so in the nine. It's slow. GRUNGE was tearing up radio and whatnot but selene dion and Selene in the nineties with Selene. Dion I here's what I don't know I don't know if it was understood understood that this was going to be the theme song for Titanic. I think if he was told this is going to be titanic. He would've jumped all over it. If you titanic was going to become okay I loved. Take time to come whatever but I have no musical ability whatsoever and the first time I heard this song I was like. Oh here's a classic you know. He did admits it. He did miss. And you're right Selene Dion. She grew slowly but then she exploded after. This came out wise even before the movie movie. Titanic considered one of the most staggering talent as a singer when I introduced to it a concert on and it does have a it has a distinct melody line. It's it's not just them notes. It's the melody the lyrics and her her artistry because for most of the song she keeps that power house voice. That stallion in the bar and you get glimpses of it. Like she doesn't blow it from the first note right you. She takes you on a journey in this song and then pays it off at the end. I'm just amazed of all the people in the world like I could see if she brought it to Chris Cornell CRISCO and I'll know girl I just don't hear that yeah but This was David. Foster's we'll house. Yeah Yeah and I just think everyone should feel cheerful about that because if a genius he's like that can miss it anybody that's thrown. Did she writes. I don't think so. I don't think so. Then foster would have taken over somebody else's composition which he worked with which he did pretty sad. It's it's funny you say that she doesn't is in really give you the power of the voice till later on you get. That's A. That's a technique that really pros names Corner Rhody. Yeah you will jenny. In the very beginning of the song you can feel all that restrained power and then by the time. Leonardo di caprio is at the bottom. See she's not all the way seem to be room on that door. Always you'll have a good fix giving Hey thank you so much for listening to the Bob and Jerry podcast and the Bob and Sheri odd cast. We'd we would love if you would subscribe rate review and share it with a friend on facebook twitter instagram. Wherever you go and thank you again for listening?