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"Person on football anyway. Regardless. He's also gay. Okay, yeah. I think it was black. I'm just putting that out there. Lincoln? Yeah. I'm a sepia. I didn't know he was your grandma and telling you everybody black. And she was not right, okay? Lincoln was not. No, no, no, no. He was always in the dress, you know? And I just thought, maybe he was black. Oh, my God. I love this person. I love the idea of going back through. It's a very, what's that guy? Yakub. No, no, no. It's very hot temp. It's a very special king George. Okay. And Andy learned a lot about hot tips and it's just so funny when he'll say something where I'm like, everyone's in a while. I'll bring out yakub. Yeah, you know, they talk about yakub. Jacob. 'cause it's the best kept black secret. Everything on black Twitter gets consumed on TikTok and everywhere else or whatever, but no one can understand who temporary but black people, we've kept it a secret. When we're like Queen, don't drink that milk. You have your period. Like, no one understands it, but us. And we've kept it a secret and I'm proud of us. Ryan now you know. Don't tell lift your family. Don't tell other people, Brian. Now.
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"A neighbor is like a long-term contract with people. And that leaf person has got to be shut down. But I know it was funny actually, my mom, there's something in her place years ago, there was a neighbor next door, and then they were talking to you, come over, you know, whatever. And then they stopped talking. They stopped like, the neighbors stopped talking to my mom. And my mom's home, she's like, yeah, she didn't talk to me no more. And then like, a couple years later, as they were leaving maybe like moving out or something, finally, it was kind of like, hey, why don't we talk? And the woman, the neighbor was like, well, you left a letter saying that I wasn't picking up the leaves on my side because it was like a big tree that covered both sides or whatever. And my mom was like, I didn't do that. I would never do that. She was like, I know you. I would literally knock on your door and say to you, get your leaves. I would not like put a note under your door. Get your leaves, girl. Get your leaves, girl. That's the title. All this time they could have been friends. Yes. And there were friends and the woman she just never talked to. It was an interloper. It was probably somebody like, 'cause you know some people with certain blocks, you know, or like, keep the block pretty. And so I think it was like somebody and the person didn't sign it, obviously. It's like an anonymous interview. That it was the next river, yeah. That's what I'm saying. You have to get in and clear your name. Also. Get in there. Get in there and plead innocent. Yes, find the one arm man. And what's there a 100% sure that it's the bad neighbor, then don't be like, it's definitely the bad neighbor, but if you see it with your own eyes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or put a video video that I'm doing it. I was gonna say it. And then put that on YouTube. A monetize it. Monetize it. Everyone one question or one thing, I don't know. It feels like so much work if you already got all the leaves together to put them someplace else. You're so close. The trash, you're so close, no? Maybe they have a beef. And that's also another thing that you need to be clear about because you don't know if they have a beef because that is a great point of this person gathered leaves. And could have just put them shits in the trash, but chose to put them on this neighbor's line. You don't know because in my neighborhood, a lot of the neighbors were having sex with each other and we found out. 20. Kind of fun. Desperate Housewives vibes. Mysterio lane..
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"The people that you didn't 'cause you got people dating. You dating people, right? So if you got him in the bag, go ahead and get out here and get all your hinges and all your bumbles and all your coffee meets bagels, baby girl. And go with some dates with some other people. And so you're not putting so much pressure on that. Because when you get desperate, we call it the decimal meter of scam guys. When you get desperate you start making decisions that you wouldn't make if you're just for me there wasn't so high. So start dating some other people so that you can get distracted and have a moment because listen, no man is ever wanted me more than when I was busy and I wasn't checking for that bitch. You know what I mean? But when I was pressed and I was talking to him, he ain't nowhere to be found, but you start just disappear on him. I want you so bad. And yes, it's antiquated, but people are the same. It's not like we've changed that much, you know? People want what they don't have. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm not saying I play games with him. I'm just saying, go out and have fun and live your life and don't put all your eggs in one basket because you're selling yourself short. For all you know, this could just be the first decent guy that you've met out of all the raggedy ass bitches that you've dated. And it could be something out there even better for you. So let's don't sell yourself short. Keep going on dates, you know? Everyone better be on their feet watching us right now and applying because that was absolutely incredible. I'm shocked to my core. Using that for an audition. That was one of the big problems. I'm using that for an audition. I mean, really, that's been 5 strong four. Come on. I know. I was like, wow, I'm like learning about gambling. You can get 6 a lot of different ways. So was he ultimately what you were saying is to meet a guy in a casino? To do worse? How to play craps when I was 16? I loved every second of it. I felt like I learned and I felt like I agreed with everything you said. I loved it. Let's end this with a bang. Could you please play? Number 5. Temperature of adding. And I have been given a question on cameo a query, if you will. I think I'm either actually Naomi and Andy on couples therapy or I'm just or I'm giving you my opinion. Either way, here it is. Okay, it's a conundrum. I'm not gonna lie to you. And it was sent to us by anonymous. Drama. So what is happening is that the across the street neighbors have just dumped a mountain load their words, a mountain load of leaves on their next door neighbor's locked. And then they're empty wooded lot. Now that neighbor is now cleaning those leaves. And they're worried that the good neighbor that's being that was dumped on is going to take their the dumper. What would we do? And my question to you is this how crazy do you want to get? Like how do you feel about jail time? Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you want to get nuts? Because if we're getting nuts, you know, that's what I would do at the very least is collect all the leaves from everyone in the neighborhood and dump it on the bad neighbors lawn. Because everybody wake up and to a sea of leaves. Good morning. Do you know what I mean? Because that is passive aggressive and lovely. Or I mean, you could, you know, set their lawn on fire that night that might come with jail time. So you make your choices. At the very, very least I would tattle. Now listen to me. I don't condone snitching unless it's about my reputation. If my neighbor is gonna think I'm the jerk a motel, I'm gonna tell I'm either gonna walk over with like a pie, pie is not necessary, but it's nice. You know, you're greasing the wheels. And be like, hey, hi. Oh, I saw the leaves. Why don't I wonder if the neighbor besides you thought that you wanted to do? You know what I mean? Like, give it a little like, oh, is this? I'm dumb, but it wasn't me. Like, let them be, 'cause I don't wanna be thinking I don't want you to be known as the bad neighbor. And if the neighbor the next door, the dumper, if they're mad about it, then you don't believe. This is God, this is why I don't know. This is what I don't. And many other reasons. But I hope this is helpful and also ask me anything. I am a font of bad advice. Goodbye. Deborah D Giovanni, ladies and gentlemen, coming through. Now, so I posed this to our panel. Do you agree or disagree? Do you snitch so that your reputation is upheld or vengeance? There's your two options. No. Well, okay, the initially referred to the neighbor as the bad neighbor. So it's not even like they had a rapport right. It's not right to me. It's like, that's the bad neighbor. That's the neighbor everybody knows this thinking who neighbor. House look like shit, grass long, no one likes a paper. So I am me that now did they say that the good neighbors started cleaning or that they started cleaning? No, the good neighbors started cleaning and they're worried the good neighbor things that they are the ones who made the mess. So over Saturday morning and get your shit talking neighborly vibes on. Be like, that is so crazy that the neighbors would dump that. That is so awful. How are you doing? Blah blah blah, blah, blah. However you talk shit with your neighbors. That's what I do. Now here's the thing though. The good neighbor is going to think that you're just deflecting. That's what I thought. Because that's what I would think. If I walked over to someone and be like, wow, get a load of those creeps over there, dumping all that shit in that absolutely. I would think it was you. That's why you have to dump leaves on your own lawn. And then go over there and say, yes, they got to me. Get to me. And then you're eliminated from any possibility. And you can tell them. Also are we in Australia where it's fall? Where are their leaves? Great. Question. Yeah, this is like chill air. Guys, climate change has destroyed. Everywhere now. Right there in Florida. Yeah, exactly. Oh, it means that your neighbors are brought pieces of me off. I haven't tried that. Okay, codeine accents. I got like I got lazy disk and Bobby and that was going. And now I want to say, he's going to politicize something and be at it. Nickel for your trouble. Yeah. My name's throwing them leaves around. Governor. Oh shit. That's where you go in and do. You say that. Just like that. We have like a shit talking at next door or they have HOA or something like that. That might be a cute moment to be like, what was this or whatever? But also I'm not opposed to IO's recommendation of like maybe you just like, oh, I made extra Cheddar bay biscuits. I just wanted to see if you wanna and also like damn those leaves crazy right. You only sound like a liar though. It is like hard. It's hard. You know, if I would think that the person who comes and I don't think that that's a lot of work to be like, I'm a do this. I was the person in that situation. I would just be like literally who did this. Everyone is a suspect. And so whoever is like, I know who did it. But I didn't know what to do. And I just did not like seeing it. I just wanted you to know. And honestly, it's annoying, so don't actually follow up, but say it in a way that you're thinking about it. You need any help, cleaning up. Yeah, yeah. What about stick a sign on their lawn? You know, like there's no signs that are like, we believe in science, all that stuff. But it just says bad neighbor. And you put it on the bad neighbors lawn. That's good. That will only make a bad neighbor get better, you know? This is well. I would say something just because you live on a neighborhood where obviously you guys are like, hey in this much, you guys know each other and you know who the bad neighbor is. The last thing you want is your neighbor's not to fuck with you, okay? ADT is cute. And it's that girl, but if you don't have her, all you have is neighbors. So you don't want people to be in a ski mask carrying out your fucking Panasonic and you're making Christmas shit because they don't fuck with you. You know? Right, right. Pipe up and be watching..
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"Has everybody's previous relationships didn't work out. That's why they previous relationships. So one, take that shit off yourself, sis. Yes, I've gotten pretty glow on the wine now. Someone put a lip. But take that off your shoulders because everybody's previous relationships didn't work. That's why they previous motherfucking relationships and none of them work, right? So don't give yourself that insecurity of like things aren't working out for me. Dating is like gambling, baby, okay? I play crunch. Okay? I come in with enough money that I'm like, if I lose all this money, I don't give a fuck, right? That's how you have a date, right? Like you don't give a fuck, right? I know in an hour, I'm gonna be hot for 15 minutes. And when it gets hot, just statistically. I bet I'm betting. I put my bets down, right? So that's what you're doing. You getting hot right now you like this person, so you put in your best style. You put your best out. What you're not doing is putting down several bets. I don't just play one number baby girl. You gotta play all the numbers, statistically, 6 is a good number to play 'cause you can get it multiple ways on the dice. 8 is a good number to play 'cause you can get it multiple days on the dice. You know, like a four, like what you're doing right now is you playing a hard four and you just rolling and rolling and rolling, hoping you won't get a hard four statistically baby girl, hard for it's hard to get. So what's your number? Put your money on more numbers. Go on some dates with some other motherfucking men. Go out there, have fun. Have a hot girl summer. Stop putting all your eggs in this one basket and see how he acts. Because right now, you're just betting on him. Betting on him betting on him. Let him bet back on you. And you see if you want to be with this guy, go on some dates. Put some more money down on the table because what's gonna happen is no matter what, you're gonna win more 'cause you're hot right now. So we are hot, you don't give a fuck about any of.
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"Comedy show? Sure. Naomi and Andy. Absolutely. So she could try it every couple's therapy. It reiteration. Every option. Baby girl. Baby girl. Just saying what you got one foot out the motherfucking dough. Okay. And now you have to live with this person for a few months and you know you don't want to be with them no more, but you don't want to tell them because you got to live with them and you don't want it to be awkward as shit. And it's my fucking lazy. So they not watch the dishes. You already hate the bitch 'cause you don't wanna be with them no more. Everything they do annoys you anyway when the bitch breathe, you be like, why you gotta breathe, but your lungs like that, you raggedy bitch. And then washing dishes, they leave in the toilet seat up. They ain't never mopped the floor. Floor been unmarked for months. I get it. That's a lot, but since I'm gonna have to say, you can and I literally talk to this bell or this guy working at a hotel last night, we connected because he was from Pittsburgh, and he was saying he lived with somebody right now a partner for three months that they had broken up for three months. They've been broken up. So it's like if you're this amicable and you guys know the relationship is already on the Fritz and you know it's over. You don't have to pretend. I think it's better to just be like, look, these are COVID times. It's been a crazy time. We know we don't want to be together anymore. We gonna be roommates for a couple more months. Let's do our part, do our chores because right now you're in a gray area where you're tiptoeing around this person. And if you break up with them, then you can be like John, get your fucking underwear out the living room bitch. Okay, like, you know, you can just be more free. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think? Definitely, you should break up. And make the breakup official. Because the long breakup is like the I just think the worst kind. And to be honest, the couple's therapist probably has something to say about individual therapy as well, because there's probably been there probably was a breakup point a few years ago and but like your wives are intertwined, ten years is a very long time. It's a small town. Yep, small town. It's like, this is clearly entering, if not already fully entrenched in messy territory. And I feel like the cleaner wherever you can get some clarity that is a positive. And I definitely think they need to break up. Even though it's like sad, yeah, obviously. It's like living together is sad. This is sad. The whole thing's already said. Right, right. So don't be worried about that part. Like, gotta clean up. Y'all clean up. You're already in mayor of east town. So you can as well. There's no coincidence it's always sunny at this point. It's so dark gloomy Philly. Also, once you make that choice, I think, to finally be done, that's when you can like do the fun stuff like start looking for apartment. You know what I mean? There are things that then you can just step into that world and you can start your life as a single person, maybe for a couple months living with someone. I will also say, if you're just a way for you not to live with him for the next couple months, that is feasible for you. I just think you should. There's nothing good that's going to happen in the next two months with him, but at the very least, if that's not feasible for you, at the very least, you need to break up fast, be honest about it. Just so that you can start the process of buying cute things for your apartment, finding a new place, like all that stuff is at least exciting, you know? Just open a Pinterest account of your dreams. You were whispering a little bit. Was he in the house? Oh, it was low. I know. I was like, you don't have anything. She was like, listen, I'm trying with this red. It was gluey. It was loose. Yeah. It was. But she could blame the cat. The cat was just sort of like reclined on the bed. It was kind of brutal. The cat do the shit with tears. In a way, it was like, I'm having the best time since this cat was like, girl, if you don't give me out of here, get the friskies, pack our shit up, and let's go. By the way, we are going to spend my life when you said that Catherine tasted like chips or the dogs think it's all I can think about now is tasting cat food. I'm not even kidding. It's all I can think about. Andy, you had a girlfriend in a long time ago where y'all had two or three breakups, right? Yeah. So that whole back and forth. What girlfriend? Huh? I said Andy, you had a girlfriend. I did. I did guys. He had many, and it's a very upsetting. So did you like, how did y'all finally what was the final straw to be like, we are broken up for real for real? Because it wasn't the fact that she didn't believe in evolution. That was another. I did a woman who was an evangelist. Oh, that's a different person. Okay, that's a different situation. Okay. Although we did break up and then get back together. But this first one, that was, I'm sorry, I'm trying to think of what I can say. It was we were past the statute of limitations. You can put this out there. No, I'm just like, we were physically compatible, but I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear that. Who wants to hear that? Come on. I don't want to hear it now. At home tonight, I don't know what you're doing. I'm just saying that's why we kept getting back together because we like smooching. How's that? That's very sweet. But that's the issue about what you're saying too about living with this person because my whole thing is like, you're going to have accidental sex. You know what I mean? Like if you stay living in this house with this person you're like, 'cause she's like, I signed a lease already. She said she's on the leaves. And I'm like, does that mean the partner doesn't know? She did. She's running. It's giving me the least for another apartment. Well, 'cause she was like, I put a lease out, but because of the college town, the place isn't gonna be free until July. Like when the kids listen, but I'm like, does he not know or does he know and you don't understand anything like this? I'm like, what is up? I mean, he doesn't know. I'm in to say he doesn't know. Because if she signed, if I'm dating somebody, and we've gotten to the point where we move in and then I'm like, I'm about to go live by myself. That's something if you knew that you would know the relationship have to break up now. Yes. And they've been breaking up for a while. They need to live now. Figure out some sort of living situation. They have friends, if they have like, I don't even know if they can try to pool together something and split the money on Facebook or whatever some people have like a room or something. Crawl space. Crawl space. Crossing. I'll say you know who gets who gets custody of the cat? You got to decide that. And in the college town, you can usually always find some pretty affordable living. When I lived in Pittsburgh, I had a four bedroom two story apartment and it was $400 a month for four of us. Oh my goodness. It was cheaper than my whole rip by myself. I'm like girl, you can find you another place for a few months. Can all Airbnb..
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"Genders. Any help is appreciated. Thanks guys. Okay, so she is dating a white male TV. All the time, but also can we talk about that cat going to town? That cat was not done the entire video. And I thought that was amazing. That was like this show is dirty. I need to clean it off. I think we had was a little it was very sensual. Yeah, it was. Isn't it enough to tell someone that you're dating? It would be enough for me. If someone told me when I was dating, you look so sexy in that shirt. You look so hot when you wear clothes like that. It turns me on so much. For me, that would be enough to be like, oh, well, maybe I should rock this look then. I just don't give him any compliments when he wears things. Yeah. Something smells different. And then of course literally anything else, it's like, wow, actually, mama, woohoo. How about. Wait, ayo, you're saying pretend she has synesthesia, and then is that when you were saying? Yeah. Yeah, so full out, going to just one second. You have a completely different sense. I also feel like with guys you can like, I don't know. Buy somebody like a shirt. But see, I will tell you this, though, this man right here, he owns about 79 band t-shirts, okay? And Andy like, likes what he likes. I remember the first time I bought him a hoodie at urban because I'm also the kind of person where like, if it's on sale, I'm just buying it, right? And I'm like, this is on sale, this would fit you. And I get it for him. And I was like, oh, here's this hoodie. It literally is just a different color than the one he had, which is the same hoodie in a different vibe. And he's like, and I was like, here, and he's like, okay. I was like, why don't you like? And he was like, it's not my hoodie. He has the clothes. This is early in our love. This was not like recently, but it was like first few months. Early where he was like, this is where what I wear. And I've had to kind of pull you into some interesting tiny dots on a shirt into a button down moment. It is surprising how many cis straight men are really actually very attached to their clothing and very sort of create stories around it about it's important and truly in a way that you think that women do with fashion, but guys just aren't as fashionable, but still have such a connection to what they're wearing. They never want to get rid of anything. It just is a thing. My childhood, my dad had the bigger, he had the hers closet to her's closet. And my mom just has three closets, one's downstairs when she has two upstairs. And my dad had the big one and I was like, and it's like full length, like walked in. He has all this shit. And I was like, when does he even buy clothes? I've never seen him in my clothes. I've never seen him come in with a bag. I don't know how the clothes appear. I feel like he's hiding it. In this situation, it's tough 'cause it is like you don't want to be like telling your partner what to wear. And I don't know. Like, do you just see him in a check or start and just be like, oh, oh my God, my pussy just drive up. When I look at your shirt, I don't know what happened. This is Eric. It's so arid. Oh, God. That's just something about the checkers. Anyway, so I'm not going to grocery store. You want some? I don't know how you suddenly, you know. That might not be subtle. Right. That might not be subtle. Yes, my thoughts. Oh, through my vaginal canal. Oh, God. Listen, mister safi, how do you feel about this? Sure. They are loving this conversation. I'll write my parents are watching, oh no. No, they can handle it. They can handle it. They're killed. We like taking them on a journey. But he knows who I am. I'm pretty sure. I give you what Brian was saying about being like, oh, wow. Something different. Woohoo. Something's in there. What do you think of me though? 'cause I think about it opposite way. We're saying this because you're wearing a checkered shirt and like pussy is arid. That is what you said Lacey. My ovaries turned into little raisins. That was that might be a little bit meaner. Then I love what you're wearing. I'm throwing mine in the hat and saying is it more nice to be like, maybe I love you. Can you just buy some different shirts? 'cause you got so many of these damn shirts. And I love you so much and I love seeing you every day. But it started to look like a cartoon character who like, hey, Arnold every day, baby. You know? And yeah. Like, I feel like maybe it's more straightforward 'cause I feel like all the other stuff, now that I hear it, I'm like, oh, that's nagging. Yeah, I guess I should have waited. Okay. That I hear it. Exactly what you said. My other idea is you could just put like when you make sure this is dark at night. And you have to leave an open and being like, come in the closet later, or whatever. And then he lay part coming the closet at ten 45 p.m.. Meanwhile, you've been in there all night because you're hiding in there. So he finally goes and he's like, oh, wow, what's awaiting me in here? And you go in and you are holding a knife to your throat. And you say, if you don't stop wearing these, I'm absolutely gonna slice them up right off. And then see if that works, then it might. Honestly, sometimes you really have to go big to get anywhere. Yeah. Yeah. The last idea is you like, if there's somebody who's a guy who like who style, you actually really like if you can think of like a guy or a type of guy or whatever whose style you really like, then make him your phone background. Just like, yes. Make his marker, you know? The photo of a solid shirt, your phone back. Like no person wearing it just a solid man shirt. No, not helping anymore. We just threatened a 72 hour hold. We've got my fallopian tubes or husks now. We've got we've got your hideous. Yeah, yeah. I feel like it just, for me, someone gives me a compliment. I need it. Take it run with it, yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely..
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"bryan safi" Discussed on Couples Therapy
"Can we remove this T-shirt? Absolutely. Absolutely. Thank you. Why don't we play one of the videos, this first one? This is a cameo that was sent to us. Nikki, can you please play number three? Oh, someone said hit clips. That is exactly what they were called. Hi, Andy. Hi, Naomi. It's me. Local celebrity, Oscar Montoya, and I have been hired, yes, I'm getting paid for this by a random stranger to send you this video question. Times are tough, okay? I got to pick up these cameo gigs. All right, here we go. Dear Andy and Naomi. I connected with a guy using the Tinder app and we went on a post vaccination. We really hit it off. Since then, we've become social media Friends. So I discovered that all the massless photos on his Tinder profile were not pre-pandemic as I had assumed, but mid pandemic. Pre vaccine. Needless to say, I'm outraged at his life choices and I'm not sure how to even bring this up without popping completely off. Do I let him have it? Do I ghost? What does he deserve to hear about his behavior? Does he even deserve to be asked about going massless during the pandemic? And just so you know, yeah, he's white. This person out, Naomi and Andy, please. Love you, miss you both bye. See an Oscar and forever. I know that was so nice. I was really watching. I almost talked back to it, like, truly. He did seem so lifelike. He did. Brian, who wants to start? Yeah, I mean, you know, somebody you want to one good day post vaccination you see the day a little reckless that they have a reckless past. You know, what do you feel? What do I also the most centered? What is your gut say? You know, right now I'm in I'm in a relationship, but I have a lot of friends who are single and who are very horny right now. And I think I sympathize very deeply with that cause. If I can have any cause, any places to donate, that would be it at this moment. Because it's rough, it's rough and these streets. Yes. So I feel like okay also to be honest when she was like, he's white. That was a little bit of a point to be because I don't know. There's some colonization vibes where you just want to make sure that the white people got their best. So what sort of what sort of political spectrum people what kind of smallpox they're spreading? Yeah. A little bit, there's little tinges of that. That being said, I feel like maybe maybe it's like a bring it up, thing, but if you're not feeling safe if you're not feeling uncomfortable and if it's like, I don't know, something that bothers you. It's one gate. You don't owe anybody anything. But if you're really that horny, you can always just, you know, go for it, and then make your make your little exit. Yeah, ghost them afterwards. Yeah. Classy. Classy, class act. Get outta there. How much money do they have? Great question. Is this a person to afford? So be our starting their panties. That means they weren't waiting on the stemi. They might maybe you know have some passive income, you know? Like, y'all already own it. Once, y'all already been exposed, you know? So, you know, I mean, what you get to do, obviously this person is like, irresponsible, or maybe they're rich. And yeah. Well, when you put up desert girls comment, please, Nikki, just right up here. You know, I mean, that's true. Common for people to remove a mask just for photos and put them back on. And I said that during the pandemic, I was on a fool yacht. Like mid pandemic, we were outside and I made the caption like hold on. Let me take my mess. I'll get your S away from me. So I never got COVID. I never went to house parties. I got the vaccine when they were giving it to the girls while I waited like three months to see if the girls were gonna die. And then when they did it and I was like, not the girl. I'll come get mine. The girl. Yeah, what does that mean? What do you mean when the girls would get to see? The.
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"bryan safi" Discussed on Couples Therapy
"And for absolutely $0, you can rate and review the show on Apple. 5 stars, please. It'll only take ten seconds and it helps us tremendously. Okay, that's it. We love you deeply. Now back to the show. So we've got a bunch of video questions from our we told them our audience. But I want to start out with every once in a while on our Twitch show. I do a little segment called valley of the paper doll. Where I put it to the audience. I find something so over the pandemic all we sat on Instagram all day and we would get ads for fake chicken nuggets and clothing. And every once in a while, I would find some clothing and be like, I wonder if I could pull this off. The answer is no, almost every time. But I would put it to the audience. And I'm going to put to you guys. I found this. So eBay, I got a message from eBay last night. That's like, hey, you haven't logged on in 20 years. If you don't log on, we're going to shut down your account. So I didn't click the link just in case. Smart proud of you. I'm proud of you. We don't click out here. He knows about scams. Yeah. Yes. If you ever do an episode on Goldman Sachs, please have me on. Or the mortgage crisis or collateralized debt obligations, collateralized debt. Spicy indeed. And what I was on eBay, Nikki, can you put up this T-shirt I sent you? Oh, I can't wait to see this. Should I buy for $19 and 99 cents? Should I bid on this ALF rocks T-shirt, which is a strong down? Drug thumbs down for Bryan. Now, lazy looking concerned. I.
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"bryan safi" Discussed on Couples Therapy
"Class. He was going to get the rolling pin out next and just start rolling. I feel very like wow. He's an excellent comedian. A dryer if you want to go inside. Yeah. On tumble low, just a low tumble. It was my best sir. That was serious so factual. Yeah. Okay, everybody in the comments. You know what to do, spread that rumor. You're messy. You're shut down. Matt has to do something. That's right. Given weird massages now, guys. Step right up. So okay, so you are you realized you're two co dependent, right? That's nice. Not too nice. I'm too polite. I'm letting everyone run all over me. And say yes to too much, I like, and when I say things, people don't listen to me and I'm like, but I said it already. And then when the bad thing happens, I'm like, but I said this two months ago. So I'm learning how to be more, yes. My inner bitch. Okay, yes. Honestly, bring that to these letters. These people need tough love. So I want you to be direct with them. Don't tell them what will make them feel good. That's true. That's what my mother says. She says, my job isn't to make you feel good. My job to tell you the truth. Sure. That's a black mama. That's the truth that there's anybody made the book yet, black mama isms and it's called you don't you have McDonald's money? I think you just I think you just sold it. I think that's an outfitter coffee table book. That's right. I said koda pennants because I thought that was like if you are like, if you don't value yourself enough, you let other people kind of walk on you, right? I guess. I guess I want to be nice because I've dealt with a lot of mean people, so I just don't want to be like them, but I think of course corrected too much. Yeah. Brian, you're recovering nice guy, right? Who's learned to step into his truth? Yeah, I am. The day by day, but I'm trying to learn the power of no. There's nothing like saying no in front of a mirror. And meaning it? In front of a mirror? It's good practice, yeah. You know, it's really confident it's moving to look yourself in the mirror and say, no? No, no. No, but I think yeah, I do think that I sometimes am like you Lacey, I think I fall into the trap of not only just being nice, but of just wanting everyone to really like me. And then at the end of the day, with my relationship right now, he'll say, what do you want to watch for TV? And I'm like, oh, anything you want. And then he picks something and I'm like hyperventilating because I don't know. That are just like, I'll just suffer through this. I'll just step her through this. Otherwise, and then like a month later, I'm like, you've always beg what we want. Which is not healthy. And he's like, because you told him, tell me to. And I'm like, fair. Okay. But yeah, I suffer from that too, I say, for sure. And I am recovering from that, hopefully. Thank you. That was helpful to me. Okay, speaker. The latter is I'm excited. Now you know I'm so not qualified to give advice. That's basically what. Okay, I think IO is the most sane of all of us. Yes. She might be on drugs or the coding. Are you two nice aisle? Probably any other time except for now, I guess. I feel really like in touch with I think what my personality would be if I did more therapy. You know, I love that for you. You know, I love that. I think I realized this is like what I could be like. It's kind of nice. Just being like, later. Do you think it's more like, 'cause you're like, I'm mellow, I don't feel the need to do more. Yeah, I feel like deeply centered right now. Hey, wow. Wow. Wait, what does that feel like? Nikki, can you please put up Luke peas comment? Because I think that just really puts a lot into perspective. That's it. Cody makes everything nice. And I'm just like, I love all I love all these stories. I can relate to them. And I can say, and I just, and I'm happy to be here. I want to do our iOS. I also, I'm trying to join you. So I'll be free. Two days after this, once I'll be over here, had pitched scream and in the streets, absolute mess, but, you know, till then. Decoding and wine go together. Is that a good pairing? My thing goes well with coding. What do you mean? Give me a minute. I'll start spending some lyrics. All the way. Come on. Okay, here we go. Here for now me and Andy's show. About to get a bunch of letters to read. That was amazing. Oh my God. Take me. Take heed. Okay. Take we like that. Are you watching? Somebody please God please too.
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"bryan safi" Discussed on Couples Therapy
"Thank you, though. Oh, you're just beautiful. Oh, I'm complimenting. Well, okay. This is fun. I really just wanted to have like a women of Brewster place feel to the show. You know, just a black women just talking about life and then Brian and Andy can you know chime in. Or take notes, whichever you prefer. You can't be up in here. You didn't tell me you gonna eat the damn Coke bottles the whole show. Okay, now Brian, Lacey IO, we will be answering questions, okay? Couples therapy listeners have sent us videos virus videos. We said on the show that you could send them an anonymously, which means you filmed something else or a number of people enterprising ordered cameos. Yes. From different comedians that we might know. Wow. Yeah, so it's fun in a way it's like having extra guests, you know, when you see these cameos, but people are going to be coming to us with their lives, you know? They're going to be coming to us, broke down and busted. Wow. I'm the same, so. Sure. All there. I can relate for surgical reasons. Yeah, absolutely. At a very weird bad massage that sent me spiraling this morning. What happened? It made me realize that a lot of problems in my life are happening because I'm too nice and I'm too polite and I'm letting it ruin my life. I called my assistant right after I called my mom first and cried a bunch. And then I called my assistant and canceled a bunch of stuff on my schedule. But not this because I love you guys. That is the word. What happened was I came in like I was running a little late and I come in. The guy is like, oh, you can still have the full time. And my friend had paid for this massage because I had the week from hell. Yay racism. Well, you're now a civil rights icon. You didn't plan it. But what was not like a good part of the king was being like earth like articulate, I was like, the fuck out.
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"bryan safi" Discussed on Couples Therapy
"Maybe we'll get all the chips you want. She got to take her medicine. So she gets her medicine and then the best part is that she also gets she then gets a diuretic, which then makes her have to go to the bathroom and we have to take her out every three to four hours so that she does not get a bladder infection. So I mean, it is a full weekend. We do this on Fridays so that Mabel really gets the whole weekend. And, you know, she still out here starting fights with other dogs. We passed a husky today walking, and Mabel almost came out of my grip. She was so ready to go for this husky. And it was like, and every time, maybe, you're making a fool of yourself. You are petite. There is no way you could win this fight. You're embarrassing us on Hollywood Boulevard. I would like to do something very quickly. Okay, Andy. Now I've been a vegetarian for over 15 years. And what that's meant is that my favorite gummies, which are Cola bottle gummies, I've not been able to eat. And finally found, they don't make them in the U.S.. They don't make vegan Cola bottle gummies in the U.S.. That's like weird. I did find online a place that I guess imports them from England. So I found organic vegan cool Cola bottles. That's what that says. Everything about this feels like a drug. I feel like this is like a roofie sub one sent you. It's like, you're like, from England and poor kid cool Cola. All right, Andy, tell us how taste. Do you have the scent of Coca-Cola? So what I'd like to do live is are these worth it, where these were the $8. We're not rich. $8 means something no way. But it smells? Okay, okay. Oh yeah, that's cold on the nose. Absolutely. And how does that taste? Does it take you back? Does it have the flavor? I think you need more than one. I think you need to eat. Because it's a slight flavor. That's how gummies are. I think they work. Thank you very much for supporting my jumpsuit. It is new works. You know how I do. And yet it does have a little bit of same by the bail. When the DJ passes I'm new, I'm in on this. Original, okay? I'm talking original. Miss bliss vibes. Can you stop time? No, I can not. I wish I could. Remember, I used to feel very connected to the girl from out of this world, speaking of shows from our childhood because her father was actually just like in an orb because he lived in space and my dad was gone too. And I said, well, maybe my dad's in a warp somewhere. And she didn't have a dad, but then she got all these powers instead. And I'm like, all right, if you don't have a dad, you should at least get something. Out of this world. Press 5 for my secret identity. Press 6 first sliders. It's still happening. Now I just went to Jerry O'Connell shows. Continue? No, I couldn't think of any others. Really leaving me hanging out there now. Okay, well, do you want to say anything else before we bring out our wonderful panel? Are there any other oh, yes, you want to talk about our vet expedition that we had to take. And I just really quickly, okay, I'm going to tell you, so Mabel did have one day where she wasn't feeling well as a result of the chemo. We had to take her to the emergency vet, but the emergency sector saved that hospital. Same hospital emergency. And, you know, we know what she needs. She needs a nausea medicine. She needs liquids. Okay. So it's Sunday, 8 p.m.. Mabel's been vomiting during the afternoon. And finally, we were like, I think we have to take her in. All right. And drive across town. I said I was gonna do this to quick version. And you up here with all the jets. This is setting the table. You just want to stick your hand into the In-N-Out burger and jam it in your mouth. Absolutely. I want to put a plate down. I want to put some silverware down. So we up in there waiting in the car. You know, you can't go in because of the cocoa. And we're sitting in there, finally she gets seen by a doctor, and then the woman in the doctor is not our normal vet. We do not know this chick. And she literally is like, so, okay, Mabel's nauseous is sad. She's vanity? Got a baby voice. A lot of these vets are out here with these baby voices. And I don't know what it is about veterinary school and baby voices, but in my world they go hand in hand. And she was, and she was like, so yeah, I will give her some fluids and some medicine. However, I noticed that Mabel's pupils are two different sizes. And have you checked with a doctor about that? Because that can sometimes mean something's wrong with the heart. There could be an ulcer. Her, she could be blind, her bones might be liquefying as we talk right now. We should do a test immediately, like in the next two seconds. And literally when she said this, I just said, come on. I was about to say, literally, if I had been in her face, I would have been like, bitch. But I knew that wasn't appropriate. And so I was ever come on. I was like, girl, she already got the chemo. We ain't got time for a pupil issue, okay? I was like, I can not take the woman is bringing something new to the table. I was like, okay, are dogs just like this? Always got something. You look at it yourself? No, I'm figuring out if the Cola taste is worth it. Yeah, it's not, right? I don't think it is. Nice and hot. It's really disappointing. I was really hoping for a delicious Cola. I know you were I know. But it's like the vet is wild, they up charging you. I feel like whenever you go, it's like, do you want avocado with that? That is what the vet is doing. They're trying to give you that extra extra. It's like a mechanic. You go in and you just need like tires. Rotate.
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"bryan safi" Discussed on Couples Therapy
"Roll it. Well, well, well, hello, welcome to couple's therapy. My name is Ann. And I am Naomi. And we are here with our dear pets around us Mabel. Surround us. And you want to maybe lean in a bow tie. She's ready for everyone. Truly grateful. Maybe you've all come here to support her. Yes, thank you so much. Thank you. She just had her fourth round of chemo to that yesterday and today process. I don't know if really a three day process. If you count till tomorrow. Can you see it wearing on us? Do you see like we were just on our first vacation like a year and a half? We went for a couple of days to Palm Springs. And so I let my beard grow a little bit. Chock full of white. I don't know if it's just a pandemic, if it's just Asian, could just be aging. Or if it's also just like all the stuff we're dealing with with mammal, but it is sapping. Oh, you can kind of see some of mine. Y'all can see some of that girl. It is real. It is real, and I call it pandemic gray. Because I didn't have all that. No, okay, I didn't have on app before March 2020. Naomi's 28 and already looks like rogue. From the X-Men. I like that you said it like mister movie phone. That's a real throwback. Dial two. Or diagnosis murder. Dial four, or I married an expert murderer. I don't know. I tried to think of a movie from the past. I know I'm talking about that earlier today. I could think of a movie, so I literally was like, what TV show was on 20 years ago? Y'all can we talk a little bit about how veterinarians love to make you crazy? Can I get into that and drew? Well, I was gonna say, why don't we just go through Mabel's stuff and eventually get there? But if you want to start well now, what do you mean? Guys, we're on the uncharted waters. I love it. Go ahead. I'm gonna jump suit on show. It's probably you wanna start. I was just gonna go like, if you don't know what the process of chemotherapy is with a dog. Yes. Depending on, I guess, I guess it's different for every kind of dog that different chemicals, different, whatever's for Mabel. It is a two day process that we are doing every week for four weeks and then every other week for two months, two months, two months. So yeah, when I say halfway through, I mean, halfway through in terms of the number of treatments. We still have another two months of this. But she's doing good y'all, Mabel is doing way better. It's wild how this dog is straight chilling. I thought she was gonna like be real tire. She was gonna be like a little rickety. Mabel don't give a fuck, okay? I'm sorry, I heard parents were watching. I shouldn't be cursing. No. Mabel is chilling loving her life out here running these streets literally? She has poison coursing through every cell in her body and it is not slowing her down in the slightest. I swear to God, I'm like, we should all be so lucky. I know I couldn't do it, y'all. I literally was told I had a lumpy titty, and I said, cash it in. Cash it in. Wasn't even cancer. Just told that mati was lumpy and I said I'm out. I'm out. And I'm the one who told her. And I literally was like, okay, I need like the moment I was like, I'm lumpy, I'm gonna die. I'm just like, I take to my bed. I don't speak above a whisper. Right. I treat every conversation like it's the last year of Victorian. Very much so. We're like, Andy's like, I'm gonna go to the grocery store and I'm like, cherish it. Cherish it. I couldn't take it. That was like for just one week. And then Mabel up in here actually getting Nick chemotherapy and is like, can I eat some food? Can we hit the streets? And I'm like, yeah, you're right. You're right. Our neighborhood is like full of broken glass. It looks like crystal knock happens every night or something. And so it's very difficult walking me, but and I was like, not looking forward to the chemotherapy swallowing her down, but I was like, oh, it'll be easier to navigate the piles of broken glass and the burnt out husks of trash cans. Absolutely, when she is full of these chemotherapy chemicals, no, it's not. It's worse. She has more. The opposite. It's like a comic book. It's like she was bitten by a radioactive chemotherapy. Radioactive chemotherapy. Absolutely. I mean, didn't you say it was very very Wolverine? Yes. And Wolverine energy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like weapon X of course, a very common reference that everyone will get now. I'm actually, I bet that's more of a, I bet enough people have seen the movies at the very least, if not read them. I was gonna say adamantium. That is what I know. That's how many of those movies I've seen Adam Angie horses through Wolverine's veins. They are adamantium is his bones, right? I was not going to be replying. I was not going to correct it. I know, I know you weren't, and that's why we're still together. Because you will let me just pop up at the mouth. What did you say my first T-shirt should be, it's just me saying, I just be saying stuff. Sure. 'cause that's it. I just pop off at the mouth, let the chips fall where they may. After the jubu T-shirt sell out, then I'd just be saying stuff. Which is basically beside what? Okay, did Luke just call us nerds? Luke, I'm not a nerd. What if I just start fighting with people in the chat? And that's the whole thing. I don't put that comment up. The comments we want. When they insult us, Nikki, please don't put up comments insulting us. But so Friday, so it's basically like this. Friday, we take her across town, drive 40 minutes down. Santa Monica, historic root two to the vet hospital across town. And she gets a shot of chemicals and then the next day she we give her pills in the morning. Although every week it's been different. We thought last week we had settled on a routine where we get some dog food some wet dog food she likes and put the pills in. And she ended up last week. This week, now we're back to struggling with her begging her praying. I hated it. Frank God, cat food. Mabel loves cat food, and I'll do what it takes. I don't care. Grant, they literally cat food is like eating potato chips for a dog. The vet has said that..
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"bryan safi" Discussed on Couples Therapy
"This podcast is Indy in the yummies where they can both laugh and hang with all they hear me talk at excellent vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situations and conscious and coupling from Netflix hook ups to single them with some Hulu tech sex regrets so feeling on your new jubu. They gonna talk about it yeah you are invited. I need a therapy I guarantee baby weekend. But I appreciate it. Ho Ho Ho. Welcome to couples therapy. My name is Andy. And I am NATO. You're a real-life couple. Real life couple of comedians. And on couples therapy we answer a couple different questions from a couple different listeners. Naomi. Andy. Naomi. It is the Christian mass. Coming up in a couple days, correct. Yes. Truly Christmas is around the corner. Now is anything like Liv moss, which is another Taco Bell. You wanna live moss? This Christmas. Okay, Taco Bell. You're gonna pay us for that one, 'cause that's pretty great. Pretty great. Speaking of pretty great, can I plug myself? Oh, speaking of pretty, not just pretty great. I was gonna say get rid of that pretty modifier, just absolutely great. Wonderful. Shining. Brilliant. New York Times approved. What are you going to plug Naomi? My episode of season three of the stand ups on Netflix, which debuts December 29th, each comic is their own half hour to razzle dazzle and we're having a good time. You heard Brian Simpson last week, so I hope you watch him. We got Janelle James, also the sand dunes coming up next week, so get into her. The point is, mark your cows, set up a reminder on Netflix for the stand up season three. Already, already getting accolades. It was named in The New York Times. Jason zhenan is the comedy beat journalist for The New York Times. And he did a roundup of comedy in 2021. What did you get Naomi? Best Netflix debut. Love it. It isn't even out yet, and he said it was the best. Love it. Bless you. That was very exciting. I truly do feel validated to be in the capitalist paper of rent. The grey lady herself. The great lady herself. So call the great lady because her heart is gray. What is she called the gray lady? I think newsprint is gray. It's black. What's black and white and red all over? We all know we all know the riddle. A zebra. In a farming factory. Okay, babe, what a bummer. My goodness. Ho. How about this? A zebra and a Santa suit. That we love. Yeah. That is sweet. So next Wednesday. Naomi special. Probably midnight the night before. Yep. If you can't wait. Yep. Call that clones a celebration baby. But yes, Brian Simpson also a stand up season three alum last week, Janelle James. Next week. This week because of the holidays, we thought we would take a little break. And back in the spring, I think. Yep, yep, yep, yep, spring of 2021. We did a live show live in quotes. I mean, it was live. But it was online at dynasty typewriter. Yes. With three of our most delightful pals, we got Brian safi from ask Rana and attitudes. We've got Lacey Moseley from scam goddess. We've got Iowa debris from everything, including big mail. And what we did was we had a little panel, and then we answered some listeners, advice questions. They sent in videos. That was gorgeous. A number of them paid for cameos. Including one that was insane. I don't know. I'll probably post this because it's so insane, but there's a anonymous British person in a rabbit costume. Yes. Yes, and that's like their character. Yes. Pay to have the British rabbit say things. So a number of people asked advice questions through cameo or send in videos of themselves, asking the questions and we did our darndest as usual to answer. And this was a fun group, a fun show and we thought what better gift to give? Yeah, than this good time. Yeah, let's take a break for the holidays. And have a little fun. I think do we have anything else to plug your special again? Next Wednesday. That's it. We've done it. We've done it. Tell everyone you know how to watch, set up individual Netflix accounts, all right? You gotta just watch the first four minutes, quite honestly. That's what the algorithm reads, okay? The first 28 days, the first four minutes. That's the stuff. Now I'm gonna stop plugging myself, but I'm gonna say.
I Said No Gifts!
"bryan safi" Discussed on I Said No Gifts!
"Press tour. Look all of that aside. There is something i wanted to discuss with you. You've sent me your home address. And i thought what a wonderful little sign of trust that jared has kind of just shared this with mary We've never met. And suddenly i have his home address for all he knows. This podcast is kind of set up for you know to bring in victims. You know. I get people's addresses and they go missing that kind of thing but i i sort of wondering why the address. It's it's maybe a six hour drive from my mansion to your mansion thought altitudes a change in altitude alone nosebleeds. I figured i'll drive to his house. And i start heading up the mountain. Suddenly just blood gushing shirt ruined going to have to have the car reupholstered. But i get to your house and you've left some kind of cryptic instructions and it's look in the little black mailbox near the flamingo. And i think okay now okay. so now. We've got a situation. Because jared basically asking me to commit a felony to steal male but you had shown this little bit of trust by giving me your address. I thought i'll trust jared. I'm gonna dig around in his mail now. Did and i found a little package in their jared. This podcast is called. I said no gifts. Everyone knows that everyone loves it. Everyone's begging for more and so the The rule is right there in the title. And so i'm going to just ask you. Is this a gift for me. I know you said no gifts but it would be rude of me to come onto your podcast empty-handed and i also want to know that my personal phone number was accessible through my instagram until about two weeks ago when someone made me aware that is so. I removed burt that that is completely drew. I have never been precious about my personal safety my privacy i mean i'm gonna dime podcast right now wait. How was your phone number available through instagram. I was when i set up instagram in nineteen ninety-three setup. You mean launched the company. When i birthed the idea of facebook with with less words i thought i was just like giving it to the company i was like. They're like what's your phone number. And i was like again like sure blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and. Then never thought of it once ever again like i. i'm really. I'm i am not very internet savvy or like like on the internet. I've never been. I've always been like. I had like an end. Sixty four when everyone had like a ps two always been behind. I still i use apple music. I'm getting vulnerable now. He's apple music. I don't use spotify. There are a few people in my life who use apple music. And i'm it look good service. I imagine i'm not on apple music on spotify so when i create a playlist or something. I'm begging them. Please sign up for spotify. Want to share this with you. It's my little thing but you know it's kind of a it is a Nintendo sony what are some of these great rivalries. You know it tells you a little bit about the person. Look what are we talking about. Shy open the skift you should do. I have a podcast to recommend to you. And i want you to listen very carefully because this isn't a very good podcast. It's called ask rana with rana and brian. It's an advice podcast. And they answer questions like what do you do. When your boyfriend's mother is poisoning you or your airbnb host dies. How do you tell your cousin. Her husband on tinder during the pandemic. These are all things that we could use hard solid answers to and rana and brian are answering them. Every tuesday rana glickman. She's incredible and bryan safi. He's also very good. Bring you a fresh advice. Podcast straight from the carriage house in marblehead massachusetts with all of the answers to life's problems big and small these two. Let's they're expert advice givers. They also have their own coffee. I'm not kidding. And it's very good so i mean even if you're not into podcast you can order their coffee. These two are fantastic. And as good as rana and brian are answering questions. They also bring in a guest every week. People like conan. O'brien lacy moseley. Ellie kemper polly tompkins. Carl tart me bridge weinberger. I was a guest on the show. If i'm not enough of a guess for you maybe we should partways. I don't know what to say at this point and the advice is funny. It's thoughtful sometimes. It's actually useful. Ask ron with ron and brian. is every tuesday. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts and enjoy and you're welcome for the recommendation. I'm going to dive in here. It's in this very nice little bag. It's i will say it. i'm going to say. Is this sandwich wrap it. Is i recyclable. Plastic bag plastic. It's i've never had a recycled recyclable. Plastic bag. I guess. I need to get into that. Yeah because you're selfish it is well. It's because i'm the toxic adventure. i'm trying destroy earth. mother nature is my nemesis. And i'm gonna take her down. You're gonna get her get her. Yeah it's a nicer. I've never seen one of these bags and ziplock corp is doing a nice job while they're doing an in grad job. How satisfying is. They didn't comes with stickers. So you could sail came with it. Yes now i'll say the sticker to me looks like you can't recycle it. True or false. Okay absolute savage. Take down a ziplock company. I mean i. I assume that whoever's in charge is putting a sticker in that also is biodegradable or it might be. I don't know otherwise it's like you know one of these things you know. The it's the pride section of target for example. It's like operation doesn't actually care let's open it up. I'm gonna open it right near the mic. Trying to get a little bit of that. That sounds wonderful to me. Name really does is. Isn't it race. That is basically becomes a little purse. 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Never Not Funny
"bryan safi" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"Plants full the hell out of me as a kid. I knew way too old when we talk about this before on the show here when i discovered that love boat wasn't shot on a boat like when we were on the set it was like what are you what that i. I was in my twenties date. When i when i heard about the railing with the green screen and like most of the show is that the people leaning railing and talking with me the but i felt for i did do and when you see it now it looks crazy fake like i enjoy that so much like seeing shit that was i loved when i was a kid that is so cheap. Shoddy were huge huge huge it. You must appointment television every saturday. Hours of power love boat and then fantasy island right if you watch it now. Unwatchable own sure. I thought i was talking with bryan safi about doing a love boat. Rewatch pod boy looked up. How many seasons of the there's no way out. What is it like twelve or something each a million episodes would you and i don't want to give anything away. He's got some thoughts on this. But would you have jill whelan. Would you have a ted lon john. Would you have lower. Tweezers join you. I didn't imagine at that way. I don't mean every episode. i mean sure. why not. You know like why not who's still alive. I named the three milton. Berle brig randy still alive. He's still alive. And you get granny. Granny you get. Granny charlie get the you get the old math ranco pedestal live. No bernie's on. Are you sure we lost him. I want to say what is twenty one twenty eighteen. We lost bernie. Shed look that up. And the catherine and also is that right twenty eighteen. He is still alive. But kevin macleod died. Last year we lost a mountain or it may last year. I think our early this year early this year. Maybe we can probably say that bernard is not going to be around much longer since we're talking about him by how old is he. He's eighty eight eighty eight. Brigham what's the.
Throwing Shade
"bryan safi" Discussed on Throwing Shade
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