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"brian moses" Discussed on The Daily Beans

The Daily Beans

02:38 min | 5 d ago

"brian moses" Discussed on The Daily Beans

"We don't have to listen to him anymore. Sorry for impersonating here. Ryan noted the presence of white supremacist and neo nazis in charlottesville trump admitted. They're worse than bad people. Get that i'm not for that against all that said but there's some of those people who are for me. Some of them are good. People people ryan research narcissistic personality disorders for two weeks. Following trump's election win win having quotes here to figure out how to work with trump research narcissistic personality disorders anyway in pandemic news now republican legislatures and this is pretty scary and more than half of. Us states spurred on by voters angry about lockdowns and masked mandates are taking away the powers that state and local officials use to protect the public against infectious disease. A kaiser health news review of one hundred pieces of legislation found that in all fifty states. Legislators proposed bills to curb such public health powers since cove nineteen began while some governors vetoed bills that passed at least twenty states. Were able to push through laws. That permanently weaken government authority to protect public health in three additional states and executive order ballot initiative or state supreme court ruling limited long held public health powers. More bills are pending and a handful of states. Whose legislatures are still in session in arkansas. Legislators banned mass mandates except in private businesses or state run healthcare settings calling them a burden on the public peace health and safety of the safety safety of the citizens of the state in idaho county commissioners who typically have no public health expertise can veto countywide public health orders in kansas and tennessee school boards rather than health officials. Have the power to close schools. And at least sixteen states legislators have limited the power of public health officials to order mask mandates or quarantines or isolation in some cases they gave themselves or local elected politicians the authority to prevent the spread of infectious disease and at least seventeen states passed laws banning cove in nineteen vaccine mandates or passports or made it easier to get around vaccine requirements. At least nine states have new laws banning or limiting mask mandates executive orders or a court ruling limit mask requirements in five additional states. Much of this legislation takes effect as covert nineteen hospitalizations and some areas or climbing to the highest numbers at any point in the pandemic and children are back in school. So you can look this up on reuters. They have a map and they show you where all these laws are. It's pretty it's interactive. It's very informative and kind of frightening all right here on the left coast. California democrats have called for changes to the states recall process less than a day. After governor gavin newsom decisively beat.

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"brian moses" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

04:45 min | 2 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"Martin Steve Martin. Texas funny that he he'll bad for the actual wild his quote, he said. Ager jerky his quote, where he said will not selling Nike at a at a sporting goods stores like, you know, not selling milk at a grocery store with that. Yeah. He said, no. He said was well, it turns out, I guess, you know, people being sports without Nike milk store without milk. I mean, what are you taking a stand gonna let this guy shine a light on bad treatment of certain we're by the way, we're pulling my microphone, and then he said, and then he said, which is crazy. He said perhaps there are more capital supporters than I realize. Heparin supporters people like Nike K b. Yeah. Capper Nick supporters like because you got it wrong. So marred, you think the camper Nick is anti troops. What Kabir Nick is anti mistreatment of people, and everyone is anti-middle. So he cancelled a, you know with players who protest the anthem is on its head of probably cancelled a planned autograph session with Denver. Broncos linebacker Brandon Marshall in two thousand sixteen after Marshon the protesting Marshall's decision to uses. As much as I hate to admit this, perhaps they're more Brandon Marshall conquer Nick support. It's out there. Then I really thought he had closed his business. Good. Fuck. Everybody has the right to do whatever they think, but it's kind of like how when Nike back Colin Kaepernick, you read any of the online comments, and it's all like never buy Nike. Can't good luck. You guys are gonna go out of business within a year away, amber. And indeed is Adidas right now is owning owning the street. Okay. Easy's, but they look like they do easy for any day. Now feel babies about the is that is quite Leonard events. Have you seen the commercial though? Oh, just him laughing. Shoe? So the back of the shoe, literally, it's an all white shoe and the new this black print says Hawaii, it's time. It's bad. It's fun. It's horrible fun. Leonard. Period, Leonard with actual punctuation period at the end of Leonard on the on the right shoe on the couple of the verb. -lanta is quite the subject. Let. So that's crazy. So listen, just dummy. I hope you win you're in a box. You proud of sticking your gun. He stuck to literally stuck to your stupid gun. Okay. Now. I know Floyd Mayweather is tough. Just ask everyone. He's ever been. He is count those guys like to eighty. Zero. He's never lost lose in court on never locked. But yeah, he's great boxer. Fifty cent then shot in the face, right? Let has a hitch put out on him by John face, and he data. Chelsea handler. He certainly here's what he's not taking. He's not taking the Gucci shopping spree that that may whether just doesn't care about play. Whether you know because there was the whole black. Sweater. So so what? Was the shoes were designed by Katy Perry. Katy Perry to look like black face shoes. Hair? Get doing this case, by the way. She's a nice we see the Burberry one to her house. Oh shit that. Well. Bringing up is because. Anything about how? So when she turned thirty years old. That's right. You're over thirty Katie I'm telling everybody. So when she got a from every living president, she got a like a letter saying like, oh happy thirtieth rate and every president that was living still from Jimmy Carter to obviously Obama at the time. It was all their wives came in yeti out first lady man, yet first lady until it got the Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton was like, hey, Katie just sitting here thing thirtieth birthday. No mention of Hillary. It was beautiful every drop their wives love except for Bill. And like you suddenly hear like a saxophone in the disk. Planet. Those are the shoes. Those the kiddy Perry. Black face shoes. Here we go. Come on, man. I will. Oh with the lips go. Hi. Sambo face or some kind of that. But so the Gucci sweater was black sweater with you pull it up. And it's almost like the old scheme. Ask thing that in the sample..

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"brian moses" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

02:57 min | 2 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"This is my fear for for Janas to is like exactly dude does not have shot. So if I'm the team, I'm jamming up the lane. And I'm like, go ahead and shoot a big, man. I wanna see you beat me from the outside. And by the way, you'll hit a few shots. But you aren't you will go. Now you scored twenty eight you don't score forty you score twenty. We're taking away like five year inside. I mean, he'll get his on some open break fast shots, but like by but twenty eight point twenty eight I'll get shop changes in the in the playoffs. Exactly changes in the playoffs. But by the same token, like Toronto's biggest strength is depth and depth. Really doesn't matter nearly as much in the playoffs where you're going with gonna have. So if you have a big man like Marcus oil that's gonna help just Joel Embiid helps in the playoffs to. I'm just saying having the best overall player in the playoffs usually means a lot. And I think I think Yano entered is you can make the argument that he is you could definitely make that arc because arguments Jaanus is better. I think why shoot I. I don't see the the bucks are such a stereotypical regular season NBA team their crushing right now. And they get the playoffs. They're not gonna what two games every day. You think they're going to be the Atlanta Hawks exactly the new form. With that old with the coach and Horford was on the hawks. And you're like, okay. This team is like did they can beat there the pistons. Right. So you got to say I mean, they took the Celtics to seven games last year in the playoffs. And they're a lot better this year than they were Lashio who didn't take the businesses seven games. The Celtics last games this year. Sixers six we lost at five, but you had a chance there. I mean there was there every every game tiebreak game was tight every game. Where I was like two minutes as do bad mistakes as old dudes like us, we loved that. Because when we grew up had not having MBA team in Saint Louis, we love those eighties six or so. Shea Larry Bird punching each other. It was amazing. Because Dr j Andrew, Tony, you know. Cheeks Daryl dockets dogs, Moses Malone. Bobby jones. I mean, those you're six man rotation and the Celtics were in credit. I mean, this is where the Celtics, but those teams and those games were like so fun to watch. It all came down to coaching last year. The Sixers I've never seen a team make so many turnovers out of time out. Yeah, they draw a play and then they would just throw it to the wrong game. So does all come down to coaching? There's an interesting thing. I want you guys thoughts on this. So like does that. Now give you a new perspective on how great LeBron James's because he didn't have a coach in Cleveland essentially on team. Lebron all the way as far as player his off the court shit is a different thing. But I think he what off the court shit. Does. He have just LeBron GM. Okay. Is the worst? But LeBron the player. I I will always be a LeBron apologised. I think he's somehow. Underrated. Because of the amount of people who act like he is not one of the two greatest players vault..

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"brian moses" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

03:35 min | 2 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"All right. Let me put it. This. I roll out of bed with cancer. Now. I gotta dry four hundred miles through the French Alps and everybody else's on steroids. Because analyst that you are a comedian. You're an Kabbal other comedians. Right. What Jeff Ross says to you. Hey, man, I need you to do this illegal thing in comedy. I need you to steal these seven jokes. Right. Because we need your act to be strong enough. He would never do that. He would never do that. I'm just saying what if someone says it will start talking really was so no. But what I'm saying is what if somebody says to you? Let's put in the in the comedy context. Someone above you, who's giving you a job who's putting you. On TV as part of the show goes, hey, man, see, these three rows jokes of the three best roast jokes ever. And they were told in the comedy store when no one really saw them. You gotta take them. And you gotta put him in your set tonight because we need your set to kill. We can't have you do we I saw your jokes. And they're okay. But they're not as good as these three put these in. And you would personally be maybe have a conflict with it. But if he's like don't mess with this. You're off the shore or do for this way, you know, this and Jeff Ross has made me several hundred dollars throughout my life. And I feel like I went to him. Would never ask anyone to do. Nearly every other comedian comedy central Zack's Zack's it. it. And and nobody was getting in trouble for it. That's a different story. But we don't know if nobody's getting like the hammer falls. And then everyone gets in trouble. Here's here's here's a classic classic. Classic cliche. It's hate the playoffs. I hate the player hit the game. Right. I hate the game. There's a Classic Cliche that I. To understand the game. Not the play. Okay. So then hate the game. Don't hate Lance Armstrong. Exactly. Hey, Barry Bonds. Yep. I if everybody's doing it in the they're also in that game doing it. And they did a better than everybody else than why we hitting them, you know, because I you know, what I would I would say like ran, and I also by the way that they belong there. There's Samaritan that. Okay. There's some in that. Because Jay Jay has actually a really good idea, which I think if we can project out wins above replacement and in like a statistic like war, which you can't really it's a speculative. It's like based on all the things. He did how many wins is he above the guy who speculatively he would be replacing. Okay. Would replace him. If you can project that out why can't you like project in some way? And I'll use home runs as the example, what a non steroid home run season of that sort here. Here's why because hitches renewing to this. There's pitcher they're doing it to pursue. Also, we're in that's sports nutrition age, like late eighties, steroids, ninety that kind of thing. Babe Ruth to deal with that Willie Mays and every deal with that they were drinking and smoking everyday eating hot favorites to deal with black people in the league. Exactly why why is there? No Astras for that. If Babe Ruth had to face satchel page like anytime, she would have got owned, but so nukem. Yeah. Right. So, but I agree with you. But what we're saying is, you know, why can't we come up with some formula? That that reduces the number the and the final result home runs by. All right. Bury bounces hitting these home runs before you knew he was hitting again. I'm gonna go back to that. Babe Ruth was still hitting white guys who were overweight, I mean, knocking those out of the eight mile an hour Lombardi in those catch it was like they're playing for blackboard there. So it's like if we're going to do that for those guys. Yeah, we gotta do for those guys to air for the Jim crow era, you can only judge players in their own era and Barry Bonds, our the majority of the the best players were on steroids. Right. So you say, yeah..

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"brian moses" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

03:15 min | 2 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"I got almost fourteen year old that is as me all should it's crazy. But John doubt it wasn't relevant to the investigation. So he never included it in the gambling thing. But then he went on a few radio shows where the hosts were like, oh, he should be in the hall of fame, and he sort of alluded to it. He was like, well, there's other stuff that isn't in the investigation. I mean Taikang killed a guy. So I'm in the hall of fame, isn't, you know, right killers listening to this fifteen bucks a pill on that. John went on the radio, and basically spilled the beans about Pete Rose having these relationships, even though it was true, Pete Rose. Here's this years later keeping on these interviews happened. Nobody picked up on them. They completely went away. If Pete Rose just shut up nobody would have ever known, but Pete Rose years later decides to sue him for defamation. So now, John Dowd has to go and get the girls and two for his defense in Hayes goverry. So all that stuff will get we talked about this at the top of the show that you did not hear which is kind of the reason why the NFL caved on cabinet is like if you take this to a real court. There will be discovery. We will see text messages. You will totally understand what we all new owners and the breath of the collusion, the depth and the breadth of the perversion will come out. Yeah. And think about the dummy Pete get great. But by the way, that is he was greedy. That is when you look at all the players that's him. Putting? Ending a guy's career during the all star game by bumped by running into fossil Fossey like you don't need to do that, bro. Does that change anything in your? No, it just shows what a fucking asshole. You are never would be like like slide guys livelihood, and you ended his career and you got greedy start gambling on games that you're managing you're managing. And by the way, when you say a his defense was I didn't gamble at all. I didn't came on all the game. I have it on the ones. I thought we could win so used so when you didn't game on the game you were making moves to make yourself lose. It's like you. You don't no one ever gambles and says I'm gonna win every time. Right. You're gonna lose some and by the way, no team has ever one hundred and sixty two ballgame. So, you know, you're gonna lose some on the ones you think you're gonna lose into to me is he got greedy the same thing with Barry Bonds. I've what we said this before like Barry Bonds if he doesn't touch steroid. Okay. Just does not touch it. All he maybe hits four four hundred fifty home runs. Five hundred home runs. He steals. Five hundred bases. Three thousand hits hits three hundred thousand RBI. One of the best fielders of all he goes down like Willie McCovey nationally, Ken Griffey. He goes out as one of the first ballot hall of Famer goes down as one of the best of all time in the hall of fame. You can't wires. Is like I can't let these guys best me. I don't blame him for that team. Barry Bonds on that. Are you really? Yeah. Team. Barry Bonds team, Lance Armstrong, anytime Armstrong. Yeah. He noted I let me let me. I'm team Lance Armstrong. Insofar as him taking Sarah did doping about force not not the way he ruined people's lives who accused him. I also an ruined forced other people on the team to go down his path. Even if they didn't want to stop it. Those are grown men eating in a sport which everybody was doping..

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"brian moses" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

01:46 min | 2 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"It was crazy. We'll talk about we let talk about it. Yeah. I mean we ball and LeBron this. We'll let your lawns. Liangelo. Children. Why marley? Angela. Why are they distributing in Croatia? What's happening play Play any any ball? ball shit in China. So let's let's talk real quickly. Because I when we were at the store there night. And you know, you're coming here. You told me that you almost did you almost roasted Pete Rose. Yeah. You're from Philly. Pete Rose, a childhood idol you were super geek to do this event. And then what happened? I mean, I've written for a whole bunch of sports roasts. But this was the first one where they were gonna fly me out. I was going to be on the day. They were inducting Pete Rose into the Phillies wall of fame, and they were building that. The p don't spoil all my jobs. They were building a whole weekend around it. And we're going to honor him with a roast Phillies hall of fame in the Phillies hall of and about ten days before the roast story came out where he was a serial statutory rapist for many years, you knew the only statute that he would get built for. Do you know how that story came out his white his ex wife or someone like that? No. So the story came out because of Pete Rose's own greed. It's almost like a bible story that has like a message or the microcosm of his entire life. Yes. So so what happened? So what happened was when John Dowd investigated him for betting on baseball. Right. He found all these stories about Pete Rose getting fifteen and sixteen year old girls out of the crowd getting them back to the clubhouse..

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"brian moses" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

03:05 min | 2 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"But you win the battle of showing them how much they quote unquote colluded and let the public say to keep him out of the league. But to us, you feel like can could he have had his cake and eat it too to only way this is about the only way he could do that. Because. What do we know about the NFL the NFL if they feel like they can go after someone and take them down? They will just will be any large corporation won't settle if they feel like they got a chance to win. So because they have the financial resources behind them to pummel at home and and write Troy, right? And and just literally and the legal teams and legally would have loved to have blasted con capture Nick into oblivion for all the problems that he's created. So if it's even or they have the they have the strength of case at all they're going to go for it. And try and Blau even argue if they if it's slightly tilted the other way, but if they still have a way to a way to win. So Colin Kaepernick, getting them to settle in my opinion, one he won because you know, the NFL there something that they didn't want you to know is something out there in the world that they did tax messages between owners emails back and forth. Because the truth matter is the last two years, we've watched shady. Backup quarterbacks. You know? When guys get injured people just a person, I don't wanna aired marriage. Blaine gabbert. I mean, he's okay Gabar yoga gabbert, he's fine. But I'm even add Hanney were Michigan starting quarterbacks. Like, Blake Bortles, you say to yourself wise, a p j J P Lawson. How are these guys like still in the league backing people up and Colin Kaepernick does not have a job? It was and the and teams are coming out being like he doesn't have the football skills. He doesn't that's your don't say that you're just covering it up. You just covering up. Why you don't want him in the league? And then, you know, and now there's a little bit of talk. Randy that he that someone like Robert Kraft, even though he's a close friend of the president. Who's would be airy liberal guy like you? If you watch them dance with Cardi B. I called him cardiac be cardiac arrest be cardiac arrest be happening. That was right. You know, some people are saying we'll grab capper Nick as a backup for Brady. And if you do that then you were going to ensure that he'll he will not play in the league for the next five years because unless Brady gets hurt he's playing every game. Do you're gonna shelf them in a certain way, you're going to keep them quiet and shelf him in a certain way. Maybe and he might have to learn the patriot way I'm listening, by the way to gladiator which is fascinating fascinating about Aaron Hernandez. And we're learning ton about what a dish bag urban Meyer was fast and all that stuff. But just in the patriots. It's just fascinating. But yeah, he could go the patriots. If he does like what second due to Robert Kraft's relationship with Donald Trump could be really interesting that it's going to be built and craft would be the one making that decision. Yep. Craft would be the one pulling that somebody was saying he'd go down to Carolina if especially if Cam Newton sits out I mean to me, what is what is in the settlement?.

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"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

02:35 min | 3 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"Fuck the ambulance bryan moses you can go first tig or third what was his blood alcohol now for those eight is the legal limit what if your point oh eight or more you can get a dui we're going to get out minute story on this all right so it's point oh eight for the legal women yeah and he lives super point one eight point one eight jason randy i think he was at a point three five point three five on the verge of death you is at a point three point three for you yeah okay i would like three guests are townies gentlemen right up here on the front we'll say your name robert what's your answer point two four but it's like you've been there before right here at the backwards hat steve it point three five thank you elena point two to let's make it four because you got your hand up brother what's your name tyler okay this got so personal for tyler tyler has been wanting to share what it's like to have a point to four in he has a rabbi and he's using it and i appreciate that this is the first time tyler's been at a meeting where he explained that he had a point to and everyone in the meeting didn't say hi tyler tang it just one step at tyler you said point four that is like pouring straight vodka on the breathalyzer he knows he knows i okay does to me that's point four level dance boy laura all right i'm going to tell you this one of you is exactly right that means we get to play a second game just three people up here who do you think is exactly right and i'm gonna go tyler okay that's impressive randy tyler's confidence is scary i tyler okay i think i got it right what i say three point four or point five four points you'll said point three point three point three five you guys had this okay point three five we agreed yep the man who tried so it could even charge is it doesn't sound like you did it tried.

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"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

02:45 min | 3 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"Cops had no clue as a naked guy to the car like anything else no you'll figure it out when you get there they were called to the twelve hundred block of east broadway when they find a naked male under a car quote he was attempting to stick his member into the tailpipe of the vehicle big if he's having trouble putting it in their this guy has a future in porn now there was only one photo associated with this story it's not good it's the dumbest picture you could think let's go to it that's it just the dual exhaust of what i'm assuming two thousand one pontiac grand mg six i mean that's joke we're not gonna fall for the banana they did now he's got two options there choose your whole i guess according to lieutenant scott powell the suspect did not respond to officer commands officers used a tasers to subdue him quote he was high on some sort of drug officers were there and he continued to try and have sex with the tailpipe he wouldn't listen to commands or anything that's like an exasperated cop who's like we tried talking sense to you mean to the naked guy trying to have sex with a car and he didn't listen that guy wouldn't listen to that's so weird he doesn't live by these rules he wants to live on avatar but i got to be on pretty solid hill cops chasing tail conversation the cup sir sir sir sir stop having sex with stopped trying to have with that sir sir what stop it his core look car that's that's his wall no here's here's what we know the car can't say yes so it is by nature nonconsensual so that kit from knight rider kitt from knight rider like to take it in the trunk i hope i hope the dude was like yelling at the cops like they were the wrong stop looking creeps you guys are fucking weirdos stopped looking get out of here weirdos kit from netters and i read like michael that feels very bizarre why did he take this car to dinner i or i don't even know it was probably a lease i mean you know take a card inner voyeur so they take it to a drive through quote he wouldn't listen to commands or anything they ended up as an him this guy's uncle.

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"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

02:11 min | 3 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"Tell me whatever name you want asshole giving you a room like love the celebres i love your chopper to it's get your bachelorette party go ahead i gave those two guys rooms even checked it who cares who gives us shit by that worked out i know but like that is like if there was a slogan for the chicago hotel it would be who gives a shit today if i could describe the furniture my room it would be who gives us shit today so three o'clock in the morning we take an uber her bed and i say i'll meet you guys at the chicago hotel little that i know they were about to go on a journey that no one could have prepared them for so dan goes back to clo quarters we go to the hotel and we were this lovely woman we're talking she's like i'll wait for you guys lift drivers away for you guys like thank you so much as we're walking to the door there's a shady dude who walks past the door of the hotel like walking away from the hotel the second we put our key onto open the door he comes in behind us and he's coming into the hotel with us that's you probably don't have tailgated you this is how we die and so we we're like let's try and check out of this hotel but of course nobody is there at the front desk and there's a sign that saying no one may ever be back at the front just a broken tear windbreaker on the ground so we're like a bloody win to go up in the elevator era is now in the pictures with the terms we opened the elevator and a ton of blood comes out no we so we're about to go in the later and we see this guy just who followed us in here we're let's let's let him go up the elevator and go murder someone else and then we'll go to i rose so we wait down there just pretending to try and talk to someone who's not even there and so he goes on the elevator then we go up to get to our third floor we come out of the elevator and here's how the rooms are setup it's jay's rooms on one side then two rooms are in the middle then my room is on.

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"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

02:24 min | 3 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"The track and football field on a daily basis consistency that's what they were looking for the atlantic croaker and they were looking for in the shit consistency bring it bring it in guys bringing ticketing ticketing if you're going to shit and public i want you doing that every single day to come the only way you're gonna get better wait say to yourself in high school i'm gonna do this every day what kind of man you're going to be when you grow up this guy yup superintendent by the way attendant yeah this is all according to a facebook post by township police there's something on never get over about the police just like hey we're our newspaper now and they just put everything on their facebook page i'm gonna show us a pick of the guy he looks like a like a like a low run like a low rent villain from a steven seagal straight to vhs movie that came out of steven seagal look at him oh and by the way if you wanna look at him and you're at home join the facebook page dummy looks like he's pooping in that picture this look angry even if i was a cop i'd be like smile a little man trust me a lot of people are going to see this smile a little bit i can't unsee those is those brown those beady brown is joan and big brown don't it make my brown don't it make me want to do terrible i was so glad you didn't bail on it i wanted you to sing to more versus this is only one school he did this yeah he would do it at one school right wants to a arrival high school outside of the district he was the superintendent of the rights to lease or in ten hey setting round for staff all the way he's like he's like zack morris just like repin bayside so hard i mean what do you get this guy at the at the school district christmas party a squatty potty secret santa a diaper get him though imagine your first date with him at the cheesecake factory.

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"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

02:42 min | 3 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"This brian moses again tell me if you wanna go first second or third how thing is if she gets arrested the only job she could get would be working at that so that's the punishment also to she's back and she's that person's new manager right but that's also time sir for the crime is working at seven eleven like mythbusters episode can't we explored your inside this way i would watch that late at night i would totally watch that on you can go first second third hours old is angelique sanchez coal oh how old how cold is that bit hospice cold lady old she yes i'm gonna say thirty eight years old thirty eight years old jason iran i think she's twenty nine twenty nine returning i think he's twenty nine okay randy forty three forty three that is a pissed off divorce say tight all right does anybody in the audience want to make you guess right over here right in the middle you put your hand up what's your name what's your name brittany what do you got twenty eight from brittany gentlemen right over here what's your name brother pat nineteen years old this woman put it up all right twenty says twenty two okay the root is than we've ever done guessing a woman's age have had another woman do it so it's fine all right now thirty one somebody celled with that is not an official guest but we'll put it on the board he thinks he's playing roulette right now he's telling us to put thirty one black no she's not black he's still hurt anyone read thirty one is racist in a different way at this casino is twenty six years look at her up there are those crazy eyes i can't tell those that's the that's the face of somebody who just said what someone who had p n at microwave no container yeah she's kinda my microwave you let your by would folks quote unquote twenty six twenty six that's about twenty nine what who is closest to me she was right there brittany was right twenty within the first story that is the first we will take a break we'll be back with more people to live for the cherokee casino hey guys want to talk to you about.

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"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

01:45 min | 3 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"Are not fresh that are not cleaned that are not given at that moment okay get out of here shut up the seven eleven clerk called the police on sanchez after the clerk reportedly witnessed sanchez place something in the microwave at the store so who you go if you're a criminal out there they're now calling the cops on you at seven when they just see you do something to the microwave yeah she had no clue what was put us you know something in the microwave i called the cops that's how we do it here at seven eleven don't wait if you see something call someone seven eleven seven eleven we'll call on you just try and put something in our everything changed since seven eleven it's a different country different country now the report said that the clerk told police she heard a quote loud bang several seconds after sanchez place the liquid into the microwave she should have known something was up when the imagine angelique sanchez just kept being like how do you change the power level on this for urine she's not very discreet we know that about her sanchez so this is after the loud bang quote sanchez looked at the microwave and walked out the door i think my job here is done i wonder was that the fifth or sixth problems she ran away from that day so okay sanchez left and the clerk call the police she reportedly told the officer this is the clerk oh no this is anxious she reportedly told the police officer that quote she had cleaned up the.

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"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

02:16 min | 3 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"Knows what your temperature should in short try for any job you want because this woman did and she got it nine coaster urine before she got that job right the only kind of rationale would be that after this is a quote the only kind of rationale would be that after you'd say given a urine sample and it gets to room temperature i'm going to start this over because it is it's bad ready it's terrible the only kinda rationale would be that dot dot not on the lipsius just so superior that pro anyway no i think they tried because they keep doing this after you after you'd say given a urine sample and it gets to room temperature dot dot dot which we know whatever the ambient temperature is maybe that seven degrees whatever the day is the person right in this is now talking to you like conversationally like a menu that's like you're gonna love these mashed potatoes tell me how much they cost and all decide i want them now he literally they just keep talking to me whatever that day is now you feel the need to warm it up to body temperature maybe that would be a reason to put it in a microwave assange said that's their medical expert yeah what does she fourteen i can't understand her camila that's the medical expert added that putting your in a microwave can also destroy the urine by causing it to overheat microwaves destroy everything that you put in them by overheating them is essentially like a six year old boy you know what i mean just wants to put stuff in and smashes he what happens did any of you ever accidentally put aluminum foil in a microwave before yes for the listener at home brian moses shook his head no no he literally like i've never had a microwave growing up i never had a dishwasher ever i still never had a dishwasher like alone names in rica guys that's our show no it was great no that's a walk off home run right there there's all these different ways that laboratory tests can be done to basically look for samples that.

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"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

02:13 min | 3 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"Get some get some awardwinning pot the two comedy guys who were also hampton young suicide up it's a podcast guys it's called suicide buddies we talk about suicide and history suicidal thoughts depression and anxiety in our lives we jerk we joke around about it because we've been there single episode we talk about a different suicide in history this episode that we've got this week is about bernard zoo laws zo as well we have a real hard time with his name i can't pronounce france so this our freedom episode yeah he was a celebrity chef what perhaps the first ever celebrity chef and he committed suicide actually not that long ago so or episode is about him and that and this listen to suicide buddies on starbucks audio you can get it wherever you find podcasts spotify stitcher i tunes your but wherever seashell thank you a good show dan jape was fair oh so hot aware they lacked raises some of my data breaking down his failed employ half i stay on this day podcast with cohost dan bonding saying stick around don't town are you ready hey townies well another episode able population you population oklahoma so happy to be here so happy to have done a stand up show view welcome back into.

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"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

02:26 min | 4 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"Hey everybody listening this is brian moses from comedy central rose battle if you've seen that show the it'll love this podcast known as verbal violence is this show we talk about the fight club known as rose battle every week we're going to spotlight new battler and go in depth and dissect they are their battle style their lives their parents lives their sisters lives maybe their unborn babies life we don't know what we're gonna find out every week a new episode happens if you like rebel violence and check us out wherever you can find podcast on i tunes stitcher google play your mama's pussy whatever find us let's roused i the abu dayed rating james fair nail the nobel unaware they lagging in them even though my full make bringing down he's had been mailed in law god there is not my grandma about the is day told by with both ar domhan earth bell the edgar yielding this body and they are gone insane sinn around the example down keystone hey doughty is welcome to another episode of paper paul happy lacey new hobby lation todd glass sunglass you are here with us one of our favorite comics for years we've been our friendship in the industry goes back twenty years okay twenty plus trillion where was at aspen were we sort of got to know each other yes jerry lewis and we talked rickles in now were connected on all that stuff i know we met we before that at the even at the at the comedy in princeton new jersey yeah you when you came on stage in did one of our bits as you're opening bid and then committed to it for like ten men are seven minutes and you're like to disclose de my fucking whether they identity those sons of bitches and the crowd thought that we were the biggest thieves of your material it was such a great joke that was only perpetrated for our benefit and we are laughing in the back like crazy and also thinking these people don't like us but you just played it and committed to a perfectly which is actually a great bridge to the current special that.

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"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

02:05 min | 4 years ago

"brian moses" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"Hey everybody listening this is brian moses from comedy central rose battle if you've seen that show the it'll love this podcast known as verbal violence is this show we talk about the fight club known as rose battle every week we're going to spotlight new battler and go in depth and dissect they are their battle style their lives their parents lives their sisters lives maybe their unborn babies life we don't know what we're gonna find out every week a new episode happens if you like rebel violence and check us out wherever you can find podcast on i tunes stitcher google play your mama's pussy whatever find us let's roused i am this is going to be slow bugging find these guys travel every fucking where you guys gonna love them let's start cleverest with daniel van kirk underscore brothers tell people dean ranging there i the winner they lacked right and until my dg homemade breaking down there has gone down to this day logan thought with both cars the day though nerdy velde he had urged glenn yaoting ninety day down the ground juppe around down custodial oh god oh yeah i wanna say welcome to another episode population you were give yourselves around asia use did we got daniel van kirk here do you guys know what is now if he goes alert me i'm about to do ten minutes on the lin we're gonna we're gonna talk about moms who drive lexi says and do the popular secretaries go.

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