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03:32 min | Last week

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"My infection in a social environment or zero point zero zero to seven percent. Now. I don't know I think that's like three hundred zero three thousands of a percent, so I guess if you take a penny, and you cut it into three hundred pieces or three thousand pieces, and you take one of those little pieces away. That's my chances of getting infected with co Vid in public establishment here. In Montana thoughts on people who would say yeah, but Brian. You're healthy. WanNa you wear a mask to protect those. That don't have the same odds here at I would say to that. Go Fuck Yourself. I would also say. No just kidding. Being I'm being bastard right now. No I would say Your health is your responsibility, and my health is my responsibility, and this is America, so if you feel like. You need to wear masks to protect yourself then where mask if masks work then. Why are you worried about me, not wearing one. And my question is if we're so social distancing properly. Why are we wearing masks? If we're marrying masks social distancing if masks work in there so fucking great then? So many. Batman why do we have to? Why do I have to wear one? If they work in your, you're wearing one. I. Don't have the answers to all these questions. RIGHT NEITHER DO I. But I am a human. That likes to like not. Just do what people tell me to do because. They saw it on facebook or CNN or Fox News. Who Am I got. Everyone's dying. Put on masks. Yeah and I I just can't get I can't get behind it. I think it's. I think it's an infringement on my personal rights. I don't I don't like. The government telling me here put this on your face. This is not the America that I went out to risk my life for and a lot of ways. Politically socially. It's just not i. mean our country's and experiment for sure. Yeah, who knows what it looked like? You know when our kids might have to shoulder that burden. So I mean what what is what is your? What is your thoughts or woods? Your? What do you think about doing the math? Do you think that? Do you think what's going on in this country? Because the arguments to that? Oh, I've. I've heard you know when I say. Do Math people like? Everyone's dying in New York? Okay, we'll look at your population density and look at your numbers. I mean if I. Think if people were if people running around bleeding from the eyes and trying to bite me on the neck or one in some World War Z. Shit some worth one in three people, regardless of their age was getting this virus and bleeding profusely out of there is an ass and dying on dropping dead in the streets. I would probably have a way different opinion of this. But do you personally know anybody that had coven an to people? And how did they a? How was the? How was their covert experience? One visited the emergency room a few times, and the other one has expressed that largely. They're fine. An. Did they visit the emergency room because they were uncomfortable and scared, or was there life gent? endanger I did not have a thorough or deep conversation about the reasons why I would imagine a. Discomfort. And the other one did not to my knowledge. Go to the emergency room hospital all. Okay I. Know Nobody that's had Kovin. And so I would urge. I would urge the political leaders to do a lot of things mainly..

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"brian bishop" Discussed on Cleared Hot

Cleared Hot

05:53 min | Last week

"brian bishop" Discussed on Cleared Hot

"I would choose the former as opposed to the latter. But. I also believe that there are ways we can remember our history I mean in Germany Your Ben. I've been to Germany few times. Did you see any monuments to Adolf Hitler? no I. Don't believe I dead correct, but they remember that history because he actually can't go into museums and you can see a bunch of stuff. Yeah, at that time period and I. That's what I'm saying I think there's an appropriate way now. They have a Great Museum Nuremberg for that. There's an appropriate way to retain that history I think without celebrating it in the face of people who? At an you know we were having this conversation again? The people who are in those monuments for the large part I can't imagine making a broad statements of therefore by definitions, probably going to be inaccurate. With from a time period that nobody alive today new them. Right and maybe even nobody alive in a generation past actually knew them. So. It's. You can't say that you were directly well. Maybe somebody would say that they were directly impacted by the actions of that individual, but we're removed a little bit from time. You know what I mean. There's no commitment there's nobody who can say that person in that memorialize and that statue monument did something to me directly, but the lesson I think has to be retained I. think There's perhaps a smarter way to do that in the leaving it on the corner of Main Street. I'm open to the concept earliest philosophically. Okay, so, but on that logic. So then what do we do? Start do start editing history books with because we don't like the context of what what it says. Editing history. You know I think you're taking a piece of history and you're putting into a place where? History can be memorialized studied. You put it into a museum. You make sure that actually the textbooks you make an additional effort to make sure that it's still in the textbooks..

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"brian bishop" Discussed on Cleared Hot

Cleared Hot

03:37 min | Last week

"brian bishop" Discussed on Cleared Hot

"That level of pursuit of knowledge. It lends itself towards the responsible gun ownership guests by the best way to say that. Yeah, and then when you feel like you've got. The is dotted, and the t's crossed on your weapons. You know nomenclature and how to break it down and how to put it back together, and then you. You figured out how to the bullets, which way they go in and how to load them in the chamber, and charge the weapon, and put some zero the weapon and put some rounds down range. Then the next step is find some medical training. Yes, because if people are shooting at you, you better know how to plug a bullet hole and put a tourniquet on somebody to stop. Some bleeding may be you and I hear this often from people saying. Regardless of what's going on, don't support. Gun ownership and okay I. Don't push back on people in their beliefs unless they're really trying to encroach on. My rights are trying to take from I'm totally fine with people believing what they want to, but you can still be an asset in a ballistic environment, absent a gun and you just mentioned how medical training and knowing how to stop bleeding with not actually very complicated, yes. Internet access to be evaluated. That yes, that's probably like it's a pattern of art. Yeah, be value. Add Internet America be evaluated. Yeah, all right. I like it. Yeah, so I mean find a way. Stop sitting on your ass. Stop making excuses and find a way to solve the problems, so speaking of Mayor Bishop explained how you deal with the chocolates well I thought I was doing a great job as a politician, because I threw a smoke grenade and change the subject and pivot into something else. Yeah, but you thought I would forget I, didn't so. We're back to that like a steel trap. Yes, okay shop is open. I would have fenced the area, too often completely quarantined it. Will I mean first? I wouldn't let my police like retrograde back. You were put into office the day after the chop. Okay, so chop is our green. It was a weird election cycle. You were put into power the day out noah week after. Okay, so Charles established okay well I. WE fence off the area. And then. all these. Protesters that thought it was a good idea to renounce their US citizenship. Did they actually do that? Yeah, there. was there some that Dan? Like yes, this is our new home. We renounce our US citizenship. This is. Ground Zero for the movement. And I was like okay. Yeah, that's actually You seized. Renounce your citizenship and then seized territory within sovereign United States. That's called an act of war. So I would fence you off in quarantine you and then I would starve the shit out of you. And then I would wait for you to come to the fence. And then I would be like. Oh, I'm sorry. Retire US citizenship, so you get to go to Guantanamo. Here's your flight. Enjoy your your orange jumpsuit, so say hello to Mohammed for me and have a great flight. I don't think there's going to be in service drinks, but have a good time. I. Don't know if you're going to get reelected next time through. Yeah, well. How. Do you think that would be receive? Let's. Let's say you were able to do that. What in the given the current culture. It's even floated that as an idea rent. Hey, guys! This is a platform running on fence and the chop zone. That would be the bumper sticker. Brian Bishop Twenty twenty fence in the Chop Yep. How do you think they'll be received? In Seattle. Just in the US probably general I mean I think it would be like everything else right now. Fifty per fifty percent of the people would be like..

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"brian bishop" Discussed on Cleared Hot

Cleared Hot

04:36 min | Last week

"brian bishop" Discussed on Cleared Hot

"Me a ticket for being out on the beach during fucking code. and. If you're the dumb motherfuckers in Minnesota that were shooting rubber bullets at people while they were standing on their doorstep, because they heard noise outside, and they came outside during a curfew, and you shot my children with rubber bullets. I would probably fucking return fire. Think about that, your kid starts you. Hear gunfire and see a muzzle flash out the window and you all you see dark figures. There's rioting going on, and now your kid is screaming and lying, probably doubling over doubling over lying on the floor. What's your reaction? because. What's what's not to live in Minneapolis Amino acids? But, what's the? Triple see what's the? What's the first thing they teach us? What's the best? What's the best aid? Will I have to win a gunfight? Eliminate the threat. Yeah, so rule number. One gunfight is avoided gun for. Rule number. Two to a gunfight is win the gunfight, so you can survive another one another day right? Yeah, so I I don't know like if I saw dark figures in the street. Because you know right now, what's going on with country and I'm sure I'm not the only one to. Say This I've got my. My my tools are stations strategically around the house? In case I'm my house gets. You know mauled by riders, I think. Quite, a few people have that mindset and for the first time I think quite a few people are. Perhaps, reconsidering their stance on the Second Amendment Oh. They're certainly re absolutely. They are GONNA raises a secondary issue which I think you're about to talk about. Which is the safety right? Safety aspect so I. I think it's Great. If you're if you're finally to the point where you were a fence sitter, or you were anti to a and you finally in the forest for the trees, and you're like Oh shit. The cops are not coming when I need them. How am I going to protect my family?.

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"brian bishop" Discussed on Cleared Hot

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05:06 min | Last week

"brian bishop" Discussed on Cleared Hot

"Second Amendment like. How about the first and third your bracketed by few? Yeah, and it just doesn't hit their radar. I think that all the amendments perhaps should be treated equally value I agree. Yeah, perhaps that's why the constitution was amended in the first place because it was designed to be so I, agree with you. They support people in their first amendment rights and protesting. But what you described the destruction of businesses if there are professional antagonise at what point does it go from being productive? To the foot round out of the holster, then you're limping around you get nothing accomplish, and for that. We go to the new mayor of Seattle Oh. Brian Bishop. Shop soon has just been initiate. Okay, what do you do first of all I? Am Power By law enforcement. I don't cut their balls off me like yeah, just go and give that police station up and give it to the writers and go ahead and pull back and go ahead and leave your police cars and I never heard a good story about how that happened. Did you like with definitive in detail? Know How that police station ended up empty and I believe it was boarded up to yes. I'd be curious to know. The mayor asked them to X. Fill that location retrograde back to out of the neighborhood, basically abandoned Vanden your post. And so I think when you look at leadership like that. It's like I said it goes back to leadership when you're when you've got. A public official. Who's got that responsibility and their answer for you know for law enforcement which I'm in a staunch supporter of law enforcement. I'm also I agree with you, and also a staunch supporter of law enforcement reform when needed yes, absolutely oversight as much as possible transparency and clarity and. An insane amount of money being spent on their training absolutely so they can serve the civilian populace better, yeah. Absolute The the I think law enforcement is the glue that keeps the country together and keeps..

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"brian bishop" Discussed on Cleared Hot

Cleared Hot

05:47 min | Last week

"brian bishop" Discussed on Cleared Hot

"I can't fault anybody for that if you ever directly impacted in a negative way by a person. I can get. You would vote for them I have. More than one person that I know not third hint story, but a firsthand story of interactions. We'll just say with the Clinton family. That were not in accordance with what I would like to see from somebody leading the United States and In charge of the military so I! It was a hard pass for me on that alone. Right so yeah, I worry about our system. where the are there two choices I am not I mean anybody listening to this podcast would be able to tell you I'm not I. Don't I'm not a political pundit I. don't talk about it often. Mostly because I don't feel educated enough on the underlying system, and how it all completely works right, but I am not. Thrilled with the system that we have based alone on the choices, we are presented with right if those are the two choices. I don't know if. The system is serving or society. No, but what do we do? Would he burned to the ground? It's not working in the cities where there's riots right like that's not actually going to help those cities in any way perform. So what he do, Ya, I mean that's that's the question of the day is looking i. mean it's kind of the same stuff that we had to face. Overseas is like the dynamics of the problem. Go really really deep in unless you're willing to. Dig In for forty years with a good diplomatic solution or you're willing to spill a lot of blood. With a good kinetic military solution. It's it's tough you. It's I. Don't know what the I don't know what the answer is I would say. We need to hold at the at the the local state and federal levels. We need to hold our leadership more accountable and. yeah, it's just it. It's a quagmire has anybody it's stumped me..

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"brian bishop" Discussed on Cleared Hot

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04:35 min | Last week

"brian bishop" Discussed on Cleared Hot

"The city or the Vancouver Washington. DC, Oakland and couvert Kano. It's where we were shooting that where he invited me to come to the tech advising that. I did it live. He didn't for those of you. Wondering what we're talking about. Search back to the previous issue with yes Brian. Bishop, abso. Check, that out, it explains in detail the. Breadth and depth of your work on that particular project. And so. He. We were it was in the middle of that. It was it was after we had fit wrapped up. The Tech Advisory Piecing asked me to stay to do some. Close protection work for him and. We're sitting on the couch and his basement and it was like. Ten o'clock at night, so just you and Stephen were sitting on a couch downstairs, and he wanted watch platoon, so we were watching. The movie platoon which is Great Allah Allah. That may be so. We're watching it and Were there snacks. There were snacks there was. A BOWL OF ALMONDS? That he was? Snacking on right next to us, he asked if I wanted some and I was I, can't I don't feel right about sharing a bowl of almonds with you? So. I went upstairs and got a beer out of the fridge and came back downstairs and. Made sure that I was a little up appropriate distance from him in his bowl of almonds. which for clarity is in a different house? That's the appropriate distance from Steven. Seagal. You're absolutely right. and so we were watching platoon. And then He. You know we're getting close to them to the movie and he's like. Yeah! You know Kinda like that when I was over there. And I, just I was laid by that he met Vietnam Right. Yeah, tour Vietnam Yeah, and so I was like drinking a beer. I like looked over on him to see if he was serious. And he was dead serious and he goes. Yeah like when I was a touch to the seals. was doing covert ops of the CIA. Let's run the numbers in this. How old is he? It's one hundred four faulk I have no idea how the. Now I mean we could look up. This is why we need like a producer. We need to be thinking you know what though we need a jamie till like Jamie. Look this up Google. That shit I'm GonNa Right now Google is Stevenson okay. Let's play a game all right. Guess. Oh, I'M GONNA say. I'm. GonNa, say fifty nine. You're joking, right? I'M GONNA say seventy two. I. Don't know fucking terrible at this. It's coming up dundrennan sixty eight. Your way closer than I was, so let's run the math on this. Let's round rounded to seventy for easy Malka. Take Twenty off that for the turn of the century. Be Fifty. When did Vietnam Begin? What will? Most people consider the beginning end of Vietnam? Wow I, think it officially start. Officially unofficially started force in sixty five, so he would have been. Fifty. Yep Okay okay. When does it officially end seventy five? Thank so somewhere between the age of fifteen and twenty five Steven. Seagal was doing covert operations while attached to. SEAL team's. And who else knows right? Agency yeah I'm pretty sure that Bill Shit Yeah. I mean I could. While, we were talking about it I was like yeah..

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"brian bishop" Discussed on Cleared Hot

Cleared Hot

02:54 min | Last week

"brian bishop" Discussed on Cleared Hot

"He's looking for ways with hard and soft goods to solve problems that people have when it comes to their military equipment. We were linked back up again. He came to Montana for a Jujitsu seminar, and of course going to spend some time together. We're going to sit down. And essentially talk shit with each other. The list of topics that we covered on this episode are far too many to go into but let's just say probably every controversial topic. Currently on the radar screen of Americans right now and with that I will let you get into it. Brian Bishop returns enjoy. Altogether, smoke? Smoke. Smoke. I'm waking danger close now. I know you love to do the push. Damn was. were. You have no clue that you're. Already rolling. We're already rolling. How was your last Three days. Three days were amazing. Thank you for man shaming me into coming out and doing this I didn't man shame. You I recommended by sending you a picture of a poster that it'll be worth your time if you were to come out here. That's true, but you also called me contemplating. Come participate so I. Don't use words like that. You might be a savage and degenerate piece of Shit, but I thought this was the Internet I'm sophisticated. I thought we can say whatever we want on the Internet. Rotate that my car. This is not. Going to be a family show on this episode. Just say no. You know what I forgot to ask. You I think the last time we sat down when you were working with Steven Seagal. Let's go into the dirt into the fucking weeds occurs. Do. You think he was serious. Did he believe? What was coming out of his mouth I. Don't think we talked about this talked about his now. We might have talked about this way, yeah! You talked about the jade store. Slash hair removal of the net. Yes, yeah, but was he does he know he's playing a character or in Steven seagal mind? Is he balls on dead serious. I think he was dead. Serious he did not. He did not do things when you know normal people joking around relate they say something, and they wait for fact, and like now I'm just kidding now. There was none of that. Did he change when cameras were around. Because that's an interesting, tell for me some time. Absolutely. Yeah! Oh, so he does realize that there's an essence of his persona. That's a CHARAC characte catcher. Yes, I. Think so. Yeah all right. Yeah, he. Was One night. We were sitting in the basement of the House city rented. I love this now. We're just we're going to jump right into. yeah, he he was in Vancouver so like..

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"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

04:56 min | 1 year ago

"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"Gina Grand Brian Bishop. It's march of two thousand sixteen. The people requesting didn't really specify defy a moment they love. They just love the episode. They love how fun Anna's throughout so I selected a portion deepened the episode when the angry has been flow and this is what they're speaking of the third color Michael He's got a nice comment for Anna and he brings up the movie the hateful eight and the use of nails which Adam loves and flows with perfectly and that transitions to another chunk of the episode something like this Michael Thirty two adam going on Michigan Rhianna to highlight your performance in what's my number. Thanks thanks thank you nope it. That will thank you kind of along the lines. We're talking about with Chris Pratt like <hes> mainly Western things <hes> and I was wondering if you when you're watching the hateful eight if you noticed like the actors when Goto pounding nails into the door to keep it shut the noticed how daintily they did that. Well everybody a lot of hits. It's funny. Everybody holds well. They didn't have vinyl coated sinkers back then those were probably eight or sixteen penny common head sure but they didn't they didn't go in so so nice back then embittering shank. I don't know I did read that. Most of the reviews Um Yeah I saw the review to where I can't remember to San Francisco Chronicle or something they're saying they should have used a waffle headed framing like maybe von with a hatchet handle or something they may be twenty two hundred twenty three ounce so they're using essentially smooth and finish hammer complaint to the point that is like a shame yeah. It's among people most people when you hand them. A hammer choke way up on hold ah near the head in hammer that way which loses torque all leverage all the leverage of the hammer you really supposed to slide to the back of it. Get a little the hammerhead going right what bothers me is when actors teeth to light for the era especially yes I probably should whiten my teeth or good just way too damn straight in your little distracting the out of the element I'm also an A.. <hes> minus before braces obviously and the guy plays a blacksmith whose daddy was taken in the last storm and it's like perfect white teeth and straight across. I'm with you so Michael I enjoyed the movie didn't pull me out of it and I try to let my own forms of bias and expertise influence period piece I I will attempt to do my lazy ass research. The laziest research one can do I I do like it when they people have time appropriate teeth and I think Jennifer Jason Leigh definitely nailed hit that one out in the crazy time sensitive appropriate teeth shirt she shared kind of teeth your person your character would have all right <hes>. Let's see again. The podcast on a Ferris is unqualified is really fun. It's intimate. I don't know that you could get the same result if it wasn't an honest house in her living room with a bunch of deer heads weird hovering above your shoulder and having a little Vino and enjoying that environment well thanks. I have to urinate okay. I want to ask you when I get back from that process. How you think I can attract more male male listeners because we have a nice man listeners? A lot of them are women. Though how do we get more of the men I think I can tie this into your urination. Okay okay all right you head toward the Ladies Room uh-huh fire up the Nanny Cam. We're going to go viral. It's GonNa take an extra two minutes sure you use the ladies room and there's two lights which is make sure that both on and don't mind the one that's on the floor that plug that one in mechanics. Don't Talk Shit about me. No I mean it's we won't talk to you on your number. One Garin fire up thank you think she's you gotta get a refill their all right and she delights. She's amazing..

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"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

04:40 min | 1 year ago

"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"It was hilarious. Thank you. Again. Christopher B I found the clip. It's AMC rule show. Sixteen seventy this is from September. Twenty fifteen Joel McHale. Gina grant and Brian Bishop Joel, six appearance on the podcast Adam talks about flying private from New York. He comes up with private jet therapy. He talks about an incident with Rob Lowe. We rather not get into, and this leads into hilarious conversation were adamant Joel are essentially denying the I'm not a cardiologist. I'm not this. I love it. Together. Can't wait. Let's go. I just got back from New York as you guys know I. Fuck was nice took a private jet to all. Main Korea fueled by angry say jet this isn't a crop duster. That's twenty feet above the ground. And you stop every line, the all pans it. Okay. The rear. If you're sitting in the rare now a six hundred five miles an hour is the speed that the G for whatever flow. And we made it like us under four hours. And by the way, the thing about the private jet, it's the only mode of transportation where you start to get ready to get out of that mode of transportation. What ready yes you can't say that about a bus or a donkey whenever climbed off? Donkey went all ready. We're already the bottom of the Grand Canyon, time flies, aren't even asleep is, are you renting private jets? Now know there is a rich man named norm. I love them, and he wanted me to go there to do some podcasts thing. And he said, I'll I'll get it yet. And the greatest thing is just the leaving when you want to leave and not having with the rarity. It's incredible. And by the way. Sharp. Contrast the following day on the ride on the flight home. We went commercial and it was great did the plane, not have plans to come home. The he was going off to Atlanta. And now we I was there for literally twenty two hours in New York. But the, the thing that was great was, we're then going home and me and Mike August. We're going through our pre check line. And we were standing there in the line. And this again, this is the part I miss about the airport. We're pre checked. We got our global pass and all that kind of stuff here, they're out of bins. They don't not out of bins and they're out of the doggy water saw the dish in the been are all gone because they all want to the other side, and nobody stack them up and brought him back because that would burn a calorie. So call loudly were you screaming at this point? This is Mike August at this point because. Because we put our backpacks on the conveyor belt, and they started going down the conveyor belt and then we started looking for the bins, but there were no bins. So we were sort of holding our phone. Oh, you the dish for your phone while loan money clip, or whatever just go right through their code, or whatever. But where are your shoes? But you can't carry your shot, I've cell phone over there. So the guy, the delightful gentlemen, at TSA was yelling at Mike phone, turn around turn on Mike holding his phone up, and he's walking toward the hoop that gives you very cancer, and he's holding name that go and what we hear. Yeah. But I would argue like the old smucker's campaign with the name like hoop that gives you ovarian cancer. You've got to be good. No. That's how can it be good? Fis all chill. Must be so good. If that's what you're willing to name it, what it would be very good at giving you ovarian cancer. What, what about I'm not on the board. No, the place that manufacturers using third. Oh, I will. I will see the next shareholders meeting. It will be one of the topics I brought there are shareholders op. So Lutely this is a crime. A multi million dollar company, Reynald how out you're very outspoken about going to give you I like you Joe. But this is you're in over your skis here, this air field of expertise..

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"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

03:21 min | 1 year ago

"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"The end. Rola show. I'm grill. Neither you. We are Brian Bishop Hans Tina grad be squared gosh. So much show today. Yeah. This is our third time doing this together, right? Three times. It is. I still the two others of seemed really good people positive feedback. I still get really nervous about this. I think it has to be a colossal failure. So in order to give us any sort of boost at least give myself loose. I did where my Dolly Parton converse. Oh, I don't know if it helps anyone, but me look very white like Lyft up worn too much. I only take them out for special occasions. One was the Dalai part and premiere of dumpling, otherwise, I keep them in a lucite case. I'll have you know, to alerting not deli partner shoes, but sucks we're gifted to me by the one and only Gina grad. Are they your second favorite? Imagine the first ones are you with the big bald head? I I hope you know. I hope you know, this about me. I would never wear my own socks. Have you not one that Ono? Oh, no. Oh, that's the only where that that's goes. I would not do that. I think it's hilarious to give them out to workers available to sale to people. Listen to the show. I do. Yeah. That's fun. But are to give them to various guests come in as a pair of my socks about. I I don't know there's something that feels gauche to me, we are two very different kinds of nurses. How dare you? I also point out that I scored very low of the narcissism test do not confuse smugness with Narcisse. There's a very big difference. There's a big difference. There's a small difference, but distinct, but I think that it's two sides of the same coin you making socks with your face on them and handing them out to everyone expecting them to wear them and me who would them with my face on him. So I would wear them and want everyone to see me wearing them. I it's funny mentioned to parse split. To split hairs even farther, which would not imagine I wouldn't have got up. But I am at I do not I don't expect anyone under this roof to wear my socks. Ask for the fact that they have them is is gift in and of itself. And it's got when I was home for Christmas visiting family. I had the SOX right there. The closest pair of socks because they were just in my bag straight. And so I said, screw it. I'm gonna wear bald. Bryan, socks tonight. When out to see a movie with a friend of mine went to the patio bar. I and I always sit with my legs crossed my ankle on my knees. Your fancy Montoya. It's the opposite offense. It's the spread. Well, okay. So about rental power into the night of just sitting there. I realize that so many little ball Brian's heads just staring at me. And I'm like, okay. This weird. Now, make them better. If you're if you're not into socks or wearing things on your feet. I do have one more suggestion because those socks got opened immediately at our house and a toddler put them all the way up his arm to his armpits to be a superhero. Oh, you're wild. All he has luscious blonde hair shitting on points. Single bound. Exact amazing Dawson, remember move you. So it was the one where.

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"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

04:20 min | 1 year ago

"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"This is Adam cruel show one thousand the live episode bench words joins onstage. Alison Rosen Brian Bishop as well, some twenty thirteen Ben is great an acting projects. He's larry. He's great on podcasts. He's mazing on the island Parola show. Such a kind person he comes off such a like if you had him as a friend growing up you beat a better place in your life. Just by knowing him and what he's on stage with Adam. He does like empathetic comedy thing where he rules with every punch. Adam has every joke every theory he'd never stops. But then like, oh, Adam I use fake objects. It's great he's like this moral conscience, but also he's going along writer die without joke for joke and this joins onstage in Adam explains to him. What he's got coming. Very soon worked really well together. I think you'll enjoy it two thousand thirteen and shorts. Every fucking conversation. I have with my daughter is a fourteen move back and forth. It's like it's like the Jews in the Palestinians, and it's a fucking go Goshi aviation, and she's got her. Well, here's what I'm saying. Like, what do you do? I'm saying like when you could just take a fuck and flip flop off and go across their head with it or take that wooden spoon or do something. It was it was a conversation ender. It just stop. So here's how the conversation goes. My daughter has this like two things she has this easy glider thing that she's sort of sit on like a mechanic's creeper for kids. Like the thing you slide under cars with except for your back. But the problem is like it's meant for sliding under SUV's, essentially, and we go walking through the hills. And my daughter says, I'm taking my easy glider. And the next thing, you know, she takes off down the hill. She's crazy like a speed junkie or maybe just like a junkie junky and Gail Metallica slow running after because I'm thinking cars going to come hill. She's going to slide right under the fucking bummer. And I don't care. What happens it hurt? My fucking gonna kill me. If I don't come home with her is gonna crush the easy glider meant to be ridden like that. Or she using it not its purpose. She's supposed to be doing this with her feet and working this sort of pumping action with our feet. But when she's out a forty five degree grade. She just goes sailing down the fuck and hill. So tonight, she announces she's going out walking she's going with the nanny, and she's bringing her easy glider, and it's dark outside. And I say, no, you're not going with the easy go, I we're gonna roll under a car. It's dark outside traffic coming up the hill. You're gonna get killed and she goes, well, what if I just pull it with me during the hill par? Art. And then I'll get on it when it plans out, and I say, no, no, no, easy glider there. I know it sounds like a new fangled tampon. But I say, no. And she says all right. Well, what if all hangs onto my hand when I and I go, no. She knows you fifteen different Mackintosh of whatever this is. And I know because you can't because olga's Kolding, Molly and molly's going to be tugging on it. But I realized if I could just hit him with the fuck and flip-flop this conversation. We'll be over. Well, you should do that. Then I should do that. Then right. No. She learned that. No means no, I you know, how people figure out. No means. No, you hit them once. And then they realized no means no until that. No means fuck you old, man. Let's continue this argument into the future. I'm actually someone for whom I can't handle. No meaning. No. So I but outside of it. I can diagnose that that's going to keep trying to come up with ways to outsmart you, let's bring bench Wirtz here because he just walked in. How? Allies season coup Sunday nights, ten pm Showtime. Ben how how do we get? Love you on parks and rec bottle. Thank you so much. Chris do really like look, I don't wanna turn into a black comedian here and talk about I can't wait where this goes. This is good. How how mommy is to beat the shit out of to go. Get my own switch and beat the shit outta me..

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"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

01:30 min | 2 years ago

"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"But at half the broadens since played have a dog on their lap why isn't that i can't hold this napsack on might backpack on my life but anyway it's like not only know phuc foot room but we need your backpack did i was like couldn't like i was like i'd like to slide my feet while i'm six two and might beat slide under that and i liked back and they're like switch it out and then there was a moment like flash through my mind which is like wait a minute to get the guy why don't you jauregui on will tell us have got la brother wearing the beats deepened mandela you lebronettes b is i news therapy dude like is going to go over there and wack that guy on the shoulder scare gerald like you're not doing that this is widey this is this is this is white flying here were aired lightfly and literally white flight on like yeah okay what i you'd have to be do you would have been justified in saying no but that is that is an anti social dense a cold flight at the rest of the way you know you've got you've got totally not brian bishop by now that's what happens to feel that's what happened brian this yup now i wanna know do she earned not with this another idea when afloat here for you you tell me who you tell me where the douche you which direction does the douche flow on this one.

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"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

01:30 min | 2 years ago

"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"But at half the brought since played have a dog on their lab why isn't that i can't hold this napsack on might my backpack on my life but i am it's like not only know phuc foot room but we need your backpack did i was like couldn't like i was like i'd like to slide my feet while i'm six two and might beat slide under that and i liked by and they're like switch it out and that there was a moment like flash through my mind which is like waiter to get the guy why don't you i would tell us have got ta brother wearing the beats deep into the man beat the news therapy do like who is going to go over there and whack click on the shoulder scares you like that this is widey this is this is this is white flying here we're alert why fly and literally white flight so i'm like okay i what i you'd have to be do you would have been justified in saying no but that is that that is an anti dense a cold flight at the rest of the way you know you've got you got totally not brian bishop by now that's what happens feel that's what happened brian this yup now i wanna know do she earned not with this another idea when afloat here for yellen you tell me who you tell me where the douche you which direction does the douche flow on this one.

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"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

01:30 min | 2 years ago

"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"But at half the brought since played have a dog on their lab why isn't that i can't hold this napsack on might my backpack on my life but i am it's like not only know phuc foot room but we need your backpack did i was like couldn't like i was like i'd like to slide my feet while i'm six two and might beat slide under that and i liked by and they're like switch it out and that there was a moment like flash through my mind which is like waiter to get the guy why don't you i would tell us have got ta brother wearing the beats deep into the man beat the news therapy do like who is going to go over there and whack click on the shoulder scares you like that this is widey this is this is this is white flying here we're alert why fly and literally white flight so i'm like okay i what i you'd have to be do you would have been justified in saying no but that is that that is an anti dense a cold flight at the rest of the way you know you've got you got totally not brian bishop by now that's what happens feel that's what happened brian this yup now i wanna know do she earned not with this another idea when afloat here for yellen you tell me who you tell me where the douche you which direction does the douche flow on this one.

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"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

01:30 min | 2 years ago

"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"But at half the brought since played have a dog on their lab why isn't that i can't hold this napsack on might my backpack on my life but i am it's like not only know phuc foot room but we need your backpack did i was like couldn't like i was like i'd like to slide my feet while i'm six two and might beat slide under that and i liked by and they're like switch it out and that there was a moment like flash through my mind which is like waiter to get the guy why don't you i would tell us have got ta brother wearing the beats deep into the man beat the news therapy do like who is going to go over there and whack click on the shoulder scares you like that this is widey this is this is this is white flying here we're alert why fly and literally white flight so i'm like okay i what i you'd have to be do you would have been justified in saying no but that is that that is an anti dense a cold flight at the rest of the way you know you've got you got totally not brian bishop by now that's what happens feel that's what happened brian this yup now i wanna know do she earned not with this another idea when afloat here for yellen you tell me who you tell me where the douche you which direction does the douche flow on this one.

brian bishop
"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

01:30 min | 2 years ago

"brian bishop" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"But at half the brought since played have a dog on their lab why isn't that i can't hold this napsack on might my backpack on my life but i am it's like not only know phuc foot room but we need your backpack did i was like couldn't like i was like i'd like to slide my feet while i'm six two and might beat slide under that and i liked by and they're like switch it out and that there was a moment like flash through my mind which is like waiter to get the guy why don't you i would tell us have got ta brother wearing the beats deep into the man beat the news therapy do like who is going to go over there and whack click on the shoulder scares you like that this is widey this is this is this is white flying here we're alert why fly and literally white flight so i'm like okay i what i you'd have to be do you would have been justified in saying no but that is that that is an anti dense a cold flight at the rest of the way you know you've got you got totally not brian bishop by now that's what happens feel that's what happened brian this yup now i wanna know do she earned not with this another idea when afloat here for yellen you tell me who you tell me where the douche you which direction does the douche flow on this one.

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