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"brett goldstein" Discussed on Keep It!

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02:46 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on Keep It!

"Cents. It's it's disposable clothing you put on the dress. You take a picture for instagram than you literally have to throw it out. Because it's so poorly made they also fashioned does this. But she is like very predatory when it comes to stealing designs from urban outfitters move. Yeah but to an extent that's really really egregious and their clothes are ugly. Is this also a situation where you order and it shows up to your house mysteriously fast like because this be possible. Yeah yeah like real sweatshop vibes you order it now. You're like actually the dresses coming from inside the house out the door which by the way before even get into the rush controversy. I wanna say that this in another way is a thing that i've seen white people doing online. That was taken from queer culture. Because i feel like if you haven't seen like ballroom videos where like You know people are talking about like what they're wearing the dress. Mosquito the heels. Valentino like that those videos. I felt like started to circulate online. And then all of a sudden white people started doing them. But i'm obsessed with these sorority rush videos. These girls were doing outfits of the day now. Everybody's parodying them but my keep it goes to all of the controversy surrounding michaela colpepper. Her she is a mixed race girl who was rushing alabama. She became sort of a star and then she didn't get into any of the house. Get into any of the houses and also has shaun king posted about this continue. He's like the rumpelstiltskin. Keep it you know you know. He is busy collecting money for afghanistan. Michaela was one of the stars of this tick-tock trend because she's not why and of course. The internet was rooting for her. Because they were like. Yeah go ahead girl. Get into the sorority rush. Whatever find sorority in alabama she did not get into a sorority and then also she was briefly shadow band on tick tock. She got access again. But it's because people were accused of using a tanning bed to blackfish people as she had to come and say guys..

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on Keep It!

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07:49 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on Keep It!

"Her last album contains a bunch of songs that to me are responding to this particular moment of celebrity in being billy eyelash like it's about two thousand twenty one. I'm confronted with that. I've achieved so much. What where can i go from here. Is there any place to go. And i have to say even though. I love a lot of the music on that album. Namely the song oxytocin. The lyrical content felt like a letter to fans. You read one time. It made me want to revisit it less than the future so i almost wonder if when artists start responding more directly to situations like this if they're limiting the potential the replay value of their music. They need rodney jerkins. because when that she's overprotected that's still years later. But like even like like remember when dixie chicks did taking the long way and they're just here's a song about having said something shitty about george w bush now listening to it now. It's like man. I can hear the nokia phone i had at the time. It's wild that we're what we're talking about right now is a fairly innocuous song right and then it creates this like truly range depressing response. Online people calling there. Was that horrible horrible tweet. That called liz. A mammy which is a first of all. If you haven't seen freaking douglas sirk do not step into the room. Okay don't understand. And i like just don't but also the thing that i i think sometimes gets lost when we discuss the responsi- lizardo and genders and people people in general right but also a lot of black women I've seen a lot of the fat phobia coming from like these interracial like same gender spaces. And i feel like that's what's like tougher tease out. You know which is that women are looking at her and drawing these conclusions and making all these projections. And i almost i care much more about that weird like internalized hatred and misogyny than i do like whatever like you know. Blow hardewyk geissinger online. I feel like you know this has been a constant thing that lizards unfortunately had to deal with it. Because i feel like you know would she'd i come out She was constantly dealing with the fact that people said that her music was for white people. Right you know. And i think that that also comes from you know like our own community people wanting to like dislike her because they feel like this music is it for us and that's why she wants to be like black people rock and roll like i'm making music black woman making music but i don't know you know it's it's hard. It's hard seeing that stuff lobbied at her Especially when you think that like people get all the time you know. I mean whitney got that. When she first came out you would think being cosigned by prince would be enough but you know lazaro has the struggles. They're sorta something about both of these within being on a song for me too because this happens the cardi all the time to anytime she does anything. People are constantly attacking her not in the same ways. but i remember like literally when wild side came out like Cardi was apologizing to people for ruining normandy song. People saying why you put cardi on this song attacking her having normany releasing tearful messages about how happy she was to have cardi on the song and then weeks later. You have cardiac having to do that. Same thing liz lizardo. It's unfortunate that liz. Oh just still like internalize all this every time it. She releases a project or does anything. But i would also say that. It's also unfortunate that the intensity of her responses which i love art matching the music for me. I think something. That's nice those. We are getting pop culture pregnancy glamorization moment which we have shockingly few of like. I'm still thinking of the demi moore magazine cover. That's still the definitive version. You know we had beyond says. Reveal like amy poehler on. Snl what went on. Yeah but it's like under ten still. I guess it's a minor revolution every time. This occurs still. Yeah cardi's pregnant was success and with a child you right because it's easier to you know be cynical about certain things in pop culture but i have to say it's like nuts that every time a pop girl drops a song cardi b. is on it like we have something like it's just never really happened. I would say with this consistency in pop music per se if we want to talk about hip hop rb. That's different right. There was a moment. You know what kim was on every track and all that. But i think that it's like lear. Entering this era where like when it comes to the male rapper. He is becoming obsolescent. You have a summer. that's being defined by. Who was the biggest male rapper. At the time it was baby right and then he like literally as architect of is on downfall. But at the same time. It's being countered by cardi b. Being like the representative the ambassador for a lost art in my mind which was like the rap pop duo and so. I think we need to acknowledge that this is really amazing that women especially rappers not just her. There's rico you know cash ball. There's so many women who i think in my mind if i was fifteen years old if i thought about what rap is i would associated with women sees I wouldn't associated with men. And i think he dropped her album this week. Even it's getting of pop rap features the end of snoop dogg culture which member for the longest time. It just like here. We go the mumbled sixteen bars about the members of pussycat dolls. Whoever's around right it was always like snoop or like a. nellie or like a ludicrous. You throwing something but now. I've really enjoyed that. Women are co-signing each other. They are the people that i'm constantly listening to. Because you know what. I was growing up there. Were the people who i gravitate it to. So i gravitated towards kim and foxy and train. It you know. I was like that's what i want to hear at. It feels so great like going out now. Hearing hip hop all the time you know like even like a gay bar setting because it's pop music because it's women i understand. This is incredibly subjective. Am i wrong. Or like the four most prominent female rappers also the funniest rappers cardi meghan missy little camp to me when i think of wraps that also make me like gag laughing with what they go go to. I'm laughing every time while you leave off mickey o. N. nikki i let the fifth one. Yes so bringing the different conversation. No we but yeah. I also want to like some of the new girls to are hilarious. Like does your cat who is not even just a rapper. Like she truly is. I mean she's like the. Liza minelli is hilarious to me. Digs up when i step in the party. Yes as the elliott had the funny lyrics..

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on Keep It!

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07:30 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on Keep It!

"Don't be the last person on the next train out. Listen the modern finance and get ahead of the future of finance last week. Eliza released her latest music video rumors and unfortunately it is not lindsey lohan cover nor an entire fleetwood mac album. Listen doing you make loving fun. I want to hear it go ahead. It features a very pregnant cardi b. Just like normality is wild tied video dead. Everybody's getting the cardi feature right now surprisingly when you put these two polarizing Women I don't even want to call them. Polarizing these put cardi b. and together people on the internet. Go crazy first of all. What do you even think of the song before. We get into the controversy because the song for me is not giving it isn't giving but it's not remarkable in its mediocrity. I- have found that. The ooh that was some that was like an actual simon cowl type doreen on a panel handling. I actually do mean that as a compliment. Which is to say that i think. With the exception of duleep. The hyper pop girls. I would say. I'm not a fan of wild side. I'm not a fan of rumors. I honestly wasn't even really a fan of wop. It feels like the people music's people in industry talk about this all the time. There is a need not just a desire but actual need to make songs that are going to rate on talk right and so a lot of this music is like reverse engineered to please this like outside economy and when i heard rumors i was just like this is another talk song. It feels like. I can't say that i've ever been a fan of lizards music per se. But i've always been a fan of the way that really stays true to herself. What her sound is just not. My sound rumors does feel like kind of like a diet. Lucien at what she has done in the past but at the same time like nobody else is really wowing me. So i still take like real issue with the ensuing controversy and all of the various phobias that are wrapped up in it. So that's your take dot com. It reminds me of every time. I listened back to hung up by madonna which now has become like elevated to confessions on a dance floors. Maybe her best album. Whatever i listened to it. And i realized this is written for ringtones like ring ring ring on the telephone which they broke. I remember you could buy all these ringtones at the time. And i wonder if in the future will look back in this and be able to just hear the tick tock influence every single time. Because i'm praying. It doesn't last forever this talk era but you never know. It's gone beyond say to. Yes i forgot about ringtone music. I'm on my own right now. It's not even just take talk. Extreme ing in general why. This song is under three minutes. And i know that these songs are getting shorter and shorter so that people keep replaying them on streaming services. But this one is one of the rare ones that literally sounds like it was cut off before it finish. It's building up to a crescendo. At the end you wanna hear the bridge again. You want to hear the chorus again but it just sort of like ends. It's a very weird listening experience. I would describe my relationships zo as sort of the same as yours. Doreen i respect lazaro and honestly liz oh concerts and seeing her at music. Festivals are some of the best fucking experiences of my life because she goes in for a live performance. But i've never been a person who really sort of spins the music outside of hearing it in the club or hearing it at her concert. And so it's just it's just not for me But as a friend told me corny made her rich so let her go ahead and make a song about the rumors and the haters etc. We made a joke about lindsey. Low hand the kind of rumors lindsay though hanner everytime by britney spears i am so obsessed with this like sub sub genre of song by a pop diva. That's like everybody's talking about me and it's throwing me into an existential crisis. But i'm gonna pretend that that doesn't matter to meet right. It's like what. I base my identity on when i was eight years old and so i felt it was like if you're going to open that door right. You're making a song that has been kind of like it's form has been preordained by the exigencies of the internet and the song is about how people talk about you on the internet. I need it to really go to that place. And it didn't and then ironically in some of the really devastating Talk that video that lives. Oh made response to you. Know people sing all these terrible things about her or in cardi b.'s tweets defending her. Then you have like the realness of it You know the song feels like a facsimile of like the true pain that these women go through. And so i thought that was like iran. She's very real shared. It's not real that's it. She's not saying real shit. I mean like as a writer. I am constantly thinking about that think. Fiona apple said about louis c. k. When she had said that at first because she knew him that she expected when the allegations came out That he was gonna do some self reflection and be really honest in his comedy the way that he had been before and then when he wasn't she called him a coward because the only reason to be making art is to examine yourself and really be honest. And i think that's why we been loving recently like younger artists like billy bush or olivia rodriguez. Because they're being honest at such a young age in a way that younger pop stars who grew up with. Weren't sort of able to be. And you'd expect a woman who is so open on the internet combating fat phobia and racism etc to have something more to say than what the lyrics of the song are. The lyrics are very kids bop. They're very inspirational. Sing in the car like it relates to everyone and yet it relates to no one but if you took her tweets and put them over a beat that is what i wanna hear. I wanna hear the real anger. I wanna hear that. She's actually talking about something when she even references when people were dragging her for that juice cleanse that she did during the pandemic. It's referenced in one line and it doesn't really say anything at all in the song. And also the i really hate the live. We're like she gets like black people invented rock and roll unlike okay. Is the school house rock. Okay but i will say you just brought up. Billy bush her..

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on Keep It!

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01:50 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on Keep It!

"So our guest today has what you would call a lot of multi hyphen. It's an after a comedian. A writer and podcast or who's lucky enough not to be american. You know him from ted lasso. Please welcome afc. Richmond's own roy. Kent brett goldstein. Our thank you for having me. Thank you for being here. I have been a headless. Oh fan i was about to say since season one but only one is dropped so far But i take it you know. I think i watched it all. After new year's eve i needed to do hungover. Wash it all come down. I was definitely. It was and now i'm excited to blow through season two as well. So you're going to get absolutely hammered before he watch it. What's the second season as well. Probably you know so. I can have the same sort of fat sort of curing hangover. You like to make it hard for us As in the west situation okay well it does feel like that's like ninety percent of tv now is like whenever you're in the mood to just give up your entire life to a series for like one and a quarter days like that's how you take it in now is crazy. It is i'd have to. I'd have time to watch when people say if you watched this thing when you have to have news side needs data's anytime you feel about podcast to i guess people drive to work for six hours a day. That's why people where people tell us they listen to ours like chunks in a row they save up episodes and listen to them all at once. I have no idea how But i'm glad they do. I thought you say it makes me no respect them..

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on Keep It!

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09:07 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on Keep It!

"That is out of pocket even than most but yeah so paula. You know she was the thing that made watching this show bearable and then she does something. At the end of the series that is completely unbearable. Some people might argue the most immoral act in the show and people got mad at her and people are still really matter and they're just like as a woman of color like how could you send this like native hawaiian to jail over. The shoe is such a great examination of the differences or the space between what it is that people do and how they act what it is that they think and what they're know records show we all talk one way we all really righteous though we all do some shit that doesn't like at all align with you know the politics that we proclaim to subscribe to a love that because you dow we've talked about this before you know like especially on the internet people love to get into specific like binary of like well take for instance even like the easy way question you know of like Would you call the police. Like a black person is funny in theory right and everyone on the internet is like oh you know like yeah. You can't call black people like doing this etc but it's like okay if a man is breaking in your home with a gun about to kill you or a knife you know like if you're pressed in this situation what are you going to do and i think a lot of people on the internet tried to create like x. Men danger room games for life of what they know that they would do. When you know that if any of the like fake scenarios people come up with on. The internet are not how they're actually going to act in real life. We saw that we cove it the way that people talk about rules and what they should be doing and how other people should be doing. And then you've seen a year like you see a friend of the party like when it's gordon. Tina you're doing this. It's like everyone acts differently when this stuff happens so i think it's very silly to have paula sitting there thinking. Well you know like. I can't get a native islander arrested by getting him involved in a crime you know. She's not sitting there and thinking how people are going to react online or morally to what she's trying to accomplish. I do want to thank both her. And city sweeney though specifically for their facial reactions throughout the entire show. I mean i'm not saying. I'm somebody when i watch. Tv show. i need to see my reactions soundboard exactly or whatever but man just the gift worthiness of looking at connie britton with like an eyelid. Moving the grimace dropping. It's just like really subtle but like harsh acting. That i think are maybe the most fun acting moments in the whole show actually even though people get lots of great character revealing monologues etc. I would agree. And i think i also want to talk about fred. Hatching occurs plays. Quinn and quinn ends up. Being in the finale sort of the symbol. he's like melancholic. Symbol of escape right. I think that the three of them him sydney and brittany are kind of like this incredible triptych of what gen z. Actually is like gossip. Girl is totally didactic. Doesn't have the characters like actually speaking like people and we're not we're not talking about through the almost like a non verbal or like half verbal performances. We just got so much fuller of portrait. This generation especially because they're interacting with people of different generation like connie. How about watching people think is so much fun. And i think that's a key part of this show that is extra compelling is even when it's not you know people clean it doesn't have enough plot or there's not enough going on but honestly it's always giving you something to look at whether it's somebody giving you know a sarcastic response or just thinking for an extra second which is such a pleasure to see an such a clue as we know you love watching white think of as he entire reason you sharp objects of sitting in cars thinking that board asked how the idea of old tears on their face. Not even utah. They've been crying for a while but or cape blanchette. The world's slowest smiler which is my favorite thing about her anyway. But that's i think we specifically got a lot of that and this show which is a great entry and what i will call incompetence vaudeville like veep and succession discuss though as much as we all seem to be fans of the show. Should we discuss some of the criticisms regarding kind of like the paradox of making a show about people who are you know terminally tied to their wealth and setting it on the island of hawaii. Eric there during right when so many native hawaiians had been telling tourists not come because they were like literally bringing infection to their home and there were some like music drops and the show that are outside of crystals amazing creepy eerie score. That felt a little leg playing this like kind of hokey song that everyone associates with hawaii. They they were just a few moments where i was like Mike white's not like completely confident or not completely owning more self indicting himself as a creator and lai chi also is a character that i just thought was done no justice he has no. I don't even mind that he disappears. It's in keeping with the tenor of the story. But his backstory that his family owned the land and the hotel was on. It was just like really try. Really simple and i think that there's a you have to figure out okay. These people can't be at the center of the story right. I just haven't created the show for that to happen. The how can i give them enough depth that even in their smallness they are like equally contending with the largest of someone like tanya or the other characters and. I thought that that wasn't done. I think is sort of goes to sort of just like mike white's telling of the story and just sort of how es cultures have been entrenched in american popular culture. Because like even if he was wanting to like do a good thing here i did agree about the music. It constantly felt like i was watching like hawaii five like the original. You know when there'd be like sunday mysterious happened on the island and you hear this sort of music. Even the theme song is which is a banger. But you know like so much of the music feels like when you're watching like betty davis in the letter and you start hearing oriental music. When like like the asian woman shows up to curse her. It felt very much that and get not even just disappearing the girl disappearing who gave birth in the first episode to and i get that i want to say that i feel that you can't have it both ways if you're mark white like in one way the show doesn't have to be commenting specifically on white people in trying to tear down like this colonialist but then if you also want to say that the point of the story is that these white people are taking over and then so that's why the other characters dropped out then it just work for me and that's when i sort of meant that it felt unfulfilling to me in the end because i know that he likes john. I've talked about this on the show before like he had that two thousand fox show that got canceled. Pasadena with dana delany. That was like a primetime soap. You know like we know that he likes that kind of stuff. And i felt like as a show with like a mystery in the beginning and that was soapy and having characters interact. It's sort of just went to an ending that you sort of expected especially like natasha. Rothwell and jennifer coolidge. I think everybody saw where that's going at the end we saw. She was going to be hurt when she changed her mind about doing the spa. So i was just thinking like why not as a writer even if you're getting us to that conclusion and that's what you want to say. Why not surprise us a bit more in that story. Yeah i will say. I think a lot of the strengths of the show are that what occurs. I don't know that. I always expect it. But in retrospect it feels inevitable feeling. I like period. The movie that comes to mind is you've ever seen two days one night with marian courtyard. She's fighting to save her job and what happens at the end of the movie. I wouldn't have written that way and it feels true to life. And i feel like that is true about a lot of what happens in this. Show that said the lease believable. Part of the show is tash rothwells character. Just signing onto this like hokey person you know who has never once credible just as like a a human being that you would believe anything from you know..

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on Keep It!

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08:23 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on Keep It!

"Accords was rolled onto the plane in the premier. Take start at rolling on twitter. People started saying who was dead. People were talking about whether or not. This is a satire. Whether or not it's a self-aware take-down of colonialism or is it actually just a product of colonialism itself so white lotus. What are your feelings about it. Can i just say that. I hate that binary thinking i don't like binary put me down rocking binary potus which is to say i watched that show on in one fell swoop because i had the screeners. 'cause i'm really important because i'm a tv critic and the show is actually not telling you to watch it as a satire right like there are certain satirical notes when you see the first few episode you meet some characters who feel like caricatures and then mike why is he always says this affection kind of arises right and you start to see for instance tanya mcleod ten for coolidge est character as someone with an inner life and so on and so forth and so i just got a little frustrated when maybe it's not frustration. I'm certainly interested in the idea of this shows matter relationship to colonialism. But i think it's kind of like a show at the end of the day and it's not supposed informing this takedown action or mechanism or appraising of the white liberal imagination. I think it's just like a little bit smarter than people are. Maybe diluting it to be online. But that's just my thought It's also to like i guess. The suspense of the show is the sense that all the characters will probably interact in one way or another and so i found myself kind of guessing like oh how will jennifer coolidge. And this kid. Interact or what you're kind of guessing like how these Storylines will intertwined. And i feel like that's more were. My head is at than actually met a narrative. Just because these people are so unpredictably in some cases self absorbed but also occasionally showing. Or whatever that i'm predicting where the explosions will happen. More than i'm having really anything smarter to say about it so it's more like a reality show you know. I'm i'm more thinking like. How will these people like blow up each other. I mean the connection to a reality show is one of the important pieces of the puzzle mostly because mike white loves survivor and has been on it and he brings it up like it's just i ask. Every time he does. He famously came in second on. The david versus goliath season to nick and i found the series almost sort of like he was just writing survivor. You know he wrote it in a yeah. It was him picking like a tropical location and he just loves characters. The one thing. I love about mike white's shows is that like he likes wacky. Sort of like you said almost satirical characters that sort of reveal themselves like the heart behind them even the awful characters towards the end. And i sort of feel like our mind was representation for himself and him sort of like battling with jake. Lacy character. Shane the entire time was sort of him replicating his survivor time and like shane. Winning at the end was sort of like nick beating him. But that's sad. I really liked this gay character in it. I thought that he was really interesting. And something we hadn't seen sort of lake. Murray bartlett getting to play a gay breaking bad. But i will say that i'm not worried about the whole like is it satirizing or like taking down white people because too many people expect shows with white cast to do that now as if every white creator needs to be invested in creating a show that is going to skewer whiteness in general i mean just what succession everyone as a show. I found a little bit wanting. I enjoyed the show. But if you even watch it as just a show. I feel like every beat in every episode in every story was eighty percent predictable. That's really interesting. I have been thinking of the white lotus. As a very ornate experiment and mike white serve because he's a really fascinating creator because this is someone who likes school of rock dawson's creek. He has made some of the most mainstream of mainstream television and film and people like at the same time. Don't really know who he is. People who aren't pop culture obsesses and then he's made shows like enlightened which i mean bring it back on it. It's the turn assange. It's the perfect time that's a show. Where like part of the reason why it was cancelled was that people didn't really watch it and so i think the white lotus is ending up ensnared even in this strange attention economy were mike wipes his shows or his films like that are much more subtle or cambier feel more art house are now getting an attention that they weren't maybe necessarily created for this so clearly an idea that he had. Hbo approached him. he wrote it. He directed all the episodes shot. It in one location four seasons in hawaii and it has both the fortune in the misfortune of coming out during a time where people there paris social relationships to television is off the charts. Because that's kind of all they've been doing for a year and a half like i've been watching people sort of get really angry at these characters. Paula is an example of someone. People aren't talking roth while now not politics. Oh our first of all you know you know. I watched so much tv. That i'm like what i watch it. I just be like oh you know. Paula was over there talking to connie britton. I remember care to by the actor's name first name well by the way this show is like a prime example of await. That's the characters name like when you said that jennifer is character named tanya. I'm like are you sure. That's it is tanya. Wow i mean going back to big little lies. I feel like know has the cast name right and renova. Renata and reese witherspoon. yeah. I love that slippage. You know like mike white really understands white women. He just picks women that people already have so much like spiritual investment in. And when you're watching tanya you're like but that's also jennifer jennifer heading out something like a revenge fantasy for the way that she's been sequestered by hollywood and the past thirty years like i'm read so into it. You know and he knows that he has me right. I was going to say. I want to know. If molly shannon has some residual rage which i believe is channel pretty well through this character. I wouldn't say it's perfect casting. There are pro actresses who do better the thing of like. Oh i'm evil. I'm leaning in getting in your face but how bad a personnel. But molly shannon just has a very inherent quietness. That makes the character a little bit more interesting. Even though i don't know if i love the casting anyway. I adore molly shannon but i agree. I did not like her in that role. It's sort of didn't jive with who i felt. His mother was supposed to be based on how he was acting but What were you saying about paula. Well so paula is. Someone who read hearing is maybe like too strong of a term to use but people became really attached to her when they were watching the first episodes because she felt like a surrogate for the viewer one because she was non white too because she seemed to be not as wealthy as mossbacher family. Who's kinda like a cross between like goop and the guy who lady. Ceo britain does she. Was sarah sandberg asfaw like theories that steve zahn was going to die. Shell standards knows.

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:42 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"By of cake. I can't even do it. It turns out pull. Hollywood hates flange was banned from the show after he made his second flange silent loving the whole time. So you haven't seen it but you know that there's this sort of like pretty serious. This is my favorite comedy is. I've never seen and i guess cake wasn't up to the task. It fell apart under the scrutiny of hollywood. Like it's really different in tone from the rest of the show and they describe it it goes. Tomes cake is a bouillabaisse. Cherry meringgi within the tele spread of zimbabwe. He's mixed marjorie with the butter too. Horrific effect. I actually have a great british bake bit which i can't even remember. It's been so long but it was like they're always making bread. They're always trying to make kasha and then pull always eats it and he goes it's Fuck what is the other brand. Just had it o- small shibata they're all gonna make it. You try to make a fa- caution fuck up you wake shibata. Thank you thank you. I love this. Thank you for your time. Thank you for having me on your show. I love san highlight of my day by day. I appreciate it and good luck with. I don't have to say it. What fun you're helping me to love sweet stream. Thank you for helping our podcast more people. It's it's nice take you. People are already gonna watch ted last so they can help. Yeah well i mean. I really like it. I understand what you're saying. But i can say you can't say i'll say we sort of have to watch you telling me. Tiger king puts out a whole new season. And as that guy again. And it's we found all the footage from the seventies and we're not gonna want we have to watch it and it comes out and it's like bad news. It's like a busy week. And you're like fuck. That's how it is with head. Lhasa jay's chief what do you say keep it crispy keeping crispy son or bob. Roy larry i you're after avai- raceway thank you thank human store..

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

06:28 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"To give you twin peaks. Yeah united twin peaks. We forgotten is. You didn't twin pace. And that's why he left to impeach right. So i'm gonna fuck with your head. That's twin peaks right. We do get you. And i love it and it. Did anyone like the return twin peaks. Yeah yeah i love you but it's how in it's not it is is fan surveys. Same show it isn't like more of the thing you like is like right. I'm gonna blow your fucking mind. Like i did when i look at my hair. I'm going to do that to your mind. This is a good but in a way season to the aim was at least i hope achieved it. One reason people like season one was surprised them. Yeah so we keep surprising. Yeah that's what do we can't be guy in that diner that thing. We'll just keep doing more of that is not really think. So if i could have bet. I was going to be like. They're going to do exactly what they did again. I mean i would have. I'm shocked. i mean the vibes. Sure but that you're even saying that there's an attempt you're making me think of the second season of the british office when they when they really went like it was hard now. It's my favorite season. Yeah but it went real goofy left and it wasn't just more of the same. Oh i think jason jokes about it but moser means it. This is the empire strikes back. This is like this is their best price. but i'd states funnier. but it's docker steeper and it's upset you because what made me keep watching. It was the pilot we were talking about the pilot and like every show. It gets better katie. And i before you got here. And i liked that at t's the his wife issue and that's why i kept watching it so it's always those are the things that that hooked me. The jokes are brilliant and the heart is great. Sure no it's true but there needs to be some sort of substance. Did you ever talk to. You're in the room with jamie lee. Yes and she was a writer on crashing and became one of the stars of crashing. And you know my experience jamie. And i tell you this is when i joined his rights in my first time. Doing meghan writes rooms on. And i had researched as much as i could who these rights are going to be and the only writer who was in the team. Jason and brendan was jamie. That were that. I'd known from crash. Crashes so we got star run. Not she's going to be a nightmare. That's what i'm assuming. I'm like oh she's going to be difficult. But yes yeah being the star of and she was and she was fucking nightmare now. She was so delightful. Brilliant lovey. And i said you i had. This is tightly on me. I seem to you. it's going to be of your your from crashes villian amazing you. Bill ended that so much as the best and she was a great writer. as why. don't you kept writing on the show. Even when she was on the says she knew what it was like to be on a show and writing for the show. Boy that's great. I love that. I really enjoyed that. That story is gonna give me the chills while i'm paying bills as they say the dream. What gives us before you go okay. Sorry i'm just like. I don't wanna wrap up. Give me your top five favorite films. Just do it. Just shut the fuck up. They'll give me to know what it is. Just do it. Don't be tired of it. we're talking. Look i can. I can give you too easy. Yeah singing in the right okay. Don't look now watchdog. Now at fucking loved and i think the real objectively. It's no necessarily my favorite. But i think as a piece of film it's really good. It's the deal nestle about time in fucking tool bunch this yeah weird. It was hard to watch. Because i have kids hit. I think it must be yeah map. A christmas carol number one christmas carol. Welcome to my show. The most underrated. Christmas movie to the best of all time the best film of it's dark. It's funny it's smart. It's true ridiculous. Treated the best best best. Clara live with all the christmases. It's the best care of all the christmases. Yeah we watch it. Sometimes twice in the christmas season scary goes to prison. I discuss. Can i tell you something. He's one of the greatest compliments. I've ever been given the go soo christmas. Present redhead val goes. That's how you are. That's how i see. You marry her. Yeah if someone sees you marry look at you and they see a seven foot muppet. Ghost of abundance ghost is. He's not a ghost he's just fun he's president. He signed president. He's present he can only last two days it fly he only today that fucking oh but light came into your life and told you you were the guys christmas present from up aggressive and you put a ring on it. I did quite right. That's right dynamic a guy but also be free. I don't own her. I only want happiness for her and they've happiness involved not be with you then you fucking guy who that's right. And if she comes back she comes back. I'm surprised because he was kinda jedi is surprising. Say quick so good. Hit chris where i love i. Where did i get to sing the right kind of magnolia. I love magnolia very dark movie. Sure meaning it leaves me with like sort of a sad feeling Kid the kid with the kids interested in for all the stories. That's the one that hits you the kid. Yeah and yeah. I don't like the kid and his dad father one. You need to be nice to kills me every time. Great movie my favorite fun fact about that movie eaten when p. anderson sat down to write it. He said not knowing what was going to be he said. I want to write a great movie so to me. It speaks to have the goal. Like maybe about my spoiler. If you haven't seen it skipped forward a bit. Yeah but it ends with this guy. mpv zammit etc. When things it means is he said. Pt anderson that.

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

08:48 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Baby was happening. Maybe had a safe. He was bathing suit season. Babies piece buddy ready. Oh my god. She had her baby beach pod. And i just wanted to say it is any gift we can give is comedians. If it is a gift go up is. I'll say thing. I'll say the thing we're thinking you pay me to say the thing here we're thinking about these fucking huge and jesus christ. What a relief. Because we thought from the first ghostbusters was going to be your baby until it was twenty two. Yes and one said anything at the time because we've embarrassed. We thought this was forever. Now we found isn't forever. we can laugh about yes. That's right and no one. Well the bomb didn't look thrilled and one of the girlfriend started like what i got. I got one of these. I think that's enough of that. Oh shit yeah somebody like. Oh here. Because i sorta doubled down. I was like why it was. It was a very south baby but now it's not that's all i'm saying that a judgment i'm just like i think that's enough. I got one of those right. And i say three things happened now. He's number one. I would have left the party one after one. I'm done for the next three years like in metric. I'm now thinking about. Optimism is like i'm not fit for parties is what you're saying. I'm not fit for human consumption. I'm right for the world. I'm a little silica. Jackets have silica that they put in things. I'm gonna throw me away when you open up the thing i is. Why are you keeping. I'm not gonna be dry anymore. Get rid of me. I barely did anything anyway. Yeah throw the silica dangerous to start with. Because you don't let me be eaten by your child. Although it does look like a snack. I'm we'll be silent okay. So they were just here with the baby. Yeah we're still friends. And i mentioned to the guy a how i felt bad about that. We were talking about something else. And then i realized there was actually something kinda beautiful going on. Which is i was like. Trying to bond with the dab like let's be bros. Let's make jokes about your fat. Let's have some because it was a very feminine kind of feeling party and this sounds really kind of. Maybe i'm talking about out my ass but i swear. I think we uncovered today that it was his attempt to bro out. Like be like we're kind of at the moment it was me and him and seven women and i and it was me being like. Hey let's talk about fat babies. Which i'm not saying it's the only way you can have masculine energy. But it's one of the ways you can have masculine energy. Let's call something out Let's have fun. Let's be. I said to him. Let's start a small fire not a dangerous fire but just a small fire to signal to him like that fund today. Yeah and he. I think i'm pretty sure he. He received that message and appreciate it. But if i was immediately blind out by other people and he went okay. Blown out the fire. Got you another british term. As lemme out you play someone out can a great reader me this i it when i think of trauma genuine trauma if you say i once did a thing in therapy right. Sure we'll let therapy is not debate sacred thing and she said to me before seen i wanted to write down the ten most traumatic things that have happened in your life that constantly holding you when you play on lips right now in my life things have happened. Car accident muggings near dead violence etc. That they wouldn't they wouldn't get close to top ten real ted a times. I've been embarrassed. Wow which is why. you're funding. Do you rely on or would you a mugging before an embarrassing. That's really interesting like your story. You just told me. I genuinely feel if that happened to me in someone going. I think that's enough. That would be like worse than car wag. I car accident go. Yeah was that was tough but the embarrassment of the fucking pace shit of that enough of that's enough of that. I became that whole. What you're doing is you. That's enough that's enough of that. I think that's enough at that. I've gained a little weight here. She started using herself. As you wanna talk about how. I've gained a little weight here and it was like a baby is a baby who always not same routes. Here's where i am like my dad. My dad at bible studies would say to the pastor. Do you ever go to the bathroom and play with your due to do and hit. Say what and say that's when you take the empty toilet paper roll and go do to do too. And i got a little bit of that. Meaning if i'm joking and someone is doesn't like it. I'll just have a little bit of a auto running program that goes i got okay. That's good. it is a great skill. Lighten up i wish i had. I don't always have it. But if on the top ten of my traumas obviously my voice. my wife My first wife telling me she was having those are all on there. My dad giving away my ninja. Turtles is literally on there. I mean for real. I believe i'm embarrassed. How often i go. Though i wasn't done with the mike judge's gavel is one that would that's it. That's it i wasn't done with those. Oh god that that. I mean i'm not in that space now but if i really like sing with that it it is it was hurtful. Yeah 'cause you're like what do you think i'm like a candy ass or something like and this is how you relate to me by giving my toys away. What's one you the top ten with. Oh or yeah going. No no no no no go give me one it would just it would It would be like a social situation. I've said something is really a simple and you think of one. Can you give me a fat fat baby. You can't now that we're talking about him. Sort of really owning. Like why did i say you used to be such a fat baby. I i listen if i would have. Baby ba- fled. I'd say thank you for noticing the work i've put in. You'd be battered. I'd be bad balance at bellagio. And i'd be like thank you. I would say to the other adults here. I felt really self conscious because none of us sifi said anything about thank you. Give me a fat baby. What does small baby for you. What is this this thing. Isn't it a coach. I'm struggling to think of a specific one. But that's the beauty of comedy right is you're always taking risks. Always a risk right every every little bull you're throwing up is a risk right or should be. Yeah i've done a lot of sets that are safe and you're like i have no thrill because you know yeah you have to take a risk and the best busy when you take a risk and the audience. What is this and then you land. Of course the best. Yeah now you understand but yeah well. The fat baby is a is a risk because because people care about babies. If i said you used to be such a fat baby and then every and the mom just dies giving and goes everyone's walking on egg shells because the babies to be fat. Yeah and no one wants to say it but you just set it and it opens up an everyone just the baby gets you on his show. It is it. If i'm being honest. I wonder if that was my if i don't think that's what i thought was going to happen. Yeah i think i thought was going to happen. Was what happened. Went in self-destruct my and that's why that's what the only virtuous thing about it was. I was trying to signal to the dad like let's have fun. Let's let's take little risks. Do you think that you made your inside. you're outside. do you think you came. And again i'm busy. I'm not good at these things..

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

06:12 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"I want seventy communists. I learned and then i go to london. I stay out and someone is this right. He's an Is is our draft. And i wanted to have it was david. Bowie wasn't bad you weren't. This is a god chat. So you're are you open to reincarnate. Is that one of your famous. I'm open to. I love it because i'm annoyed about. Oh we did it again. And i'm i'm and they think being kind is i do think again after this at. I've had very lucky life. I've had them. What are the chances like. I'm and i'm like i must have been gandhian last life because i've had suggested lucky lie. I feel the same. And i'm like does that mean an- identify been not good in so my coming back as a fucking piece of shit domain like ended here. Dan natter men who was on crashing. Had a great bit where he's like. I hope reincarnation isn't true because my odds of being born in america twice very low. Very honest you're not supposed to really say that. I only want to be in the west. I only wanna be fat and easy but that is definitely what's going on but to that i say okay. There's a remember in the eighties. Those video game consoles you know like a stand up video game. If you play the game where this you're you're an actor in this one and a and a fake footballer next time you play pretty fun to be somebody else even if it is sort of like shit Beat but you need the memory in all. I'm doing something different. This is interesting rather than half and this is when we really do get into crazy town because if there isn't a memory if there isn't anybody keeping a record of it then it really is just two laser beams shooting into each other and the sparks shooting off for infinity. And it's just like well. That's just madness. yeah. I don't believe that i believe that is really. I don't know but i believe in. The spirit of reincarnation is that it's towards more understanding more grow. I love what terence mckenna says is the key it's all. The whole cosmos is evolving to higher and higher degrees of novelty more newness more newness more growth more change and i see it towards some sort of singularity of he he called. I forget what he calls it. But he's like. I can feel the future being pulled by this force. That's attracting time towards it. Yeah and he's like he feels like it's a benevolent force. Like it's a meaningful for us so i don't think we're just two laser shooting at each other and i can feel that like you looking at the sun like looking at you looking at katie. Being in this room on this day the sun coming in the window the way it is and it's not just me appreciating aesthetics. I have a sense that. I'm like this is sacred. This is this is good. Yeah let's talk we don't have to talk about like. Is it all good in a quiet moment. Do you feel like a. You know what i mean. Yeah in a neutral moment. You know when i was i'm sure you. Maybe you've mentioned something like this but the thing of you. The thing of sank. Someone told me like. When when i was depressed they would like say. Thank you to everything like everything like. Oh it's raining outside thank you. Oh i just just just say that's right. Yes that's that's it bret this. This office was locked. I've never in ten years. We've done this podcast. I've never been locked out of the office. I called katie. I was like we're going to have to do it in the bedroom. Which with leland. The house and the dog in the house dogs shit. It wasn't good. It wasn't where i want to do it. I wanted and i also for your say this is where we do the podcast. I wanna see the play. The real one. But i like this couch. I like the vibes. I feel like all the episodes of sank into the couches. Goodbye back here. And i was like i really want to do it. And i'm looking for the key and you're coming. It's two thirty. You're coming at three can't find the key and i'm getting a little bit pissed because Pete is a planner. I buy things in bulk. You'll never find me running out of soap. You'll never find me running out of like basics like if you need a basic you need some. Bandaids i got like i love planning similarly. I'm hide it like heidecke key backup. I open the lock box. It's not in their Who took it. We have friends stay here. Could have been one of them. Just moved it so now. I can't find the key and i can't find the spirit and mad because i'm like what is the point. We call them. Peter projects peter projects and want to get really obsessed about like. Well if this is locked them you go in here. What is the point if someone opens my fucking lock box and makes the key out ruins the system. I'm not even. I'm not mad at val. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm just mad at you. Get i call it. A locksmith and they came in like five minutes in abandonment. I meet yeah. I was kind of like put by that. And you know what in the middle of it i said out loud. Yes thank you and it works. It works every time and in that weird like jumpstarting a car. Like you're pushing two wires together like the car doesn't start you hot wire it. The car starts and i go. What is the big deal will do it in the bed went in and beijing but he gave me that that moment of fresh air. You know what i think now. Now you said that. I since i was little everything i did was for the story. Well i might as well do that will make a good story. Well this scary thing scathing. All right i'll do make a good story every evening. Standard's standard always wanted to stand up was scared of it and i was like well maybe ten. My grandkids that stand at once. You know what i mean. That's the way. I'll get myself to do this thing..

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

06:02 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"To the spiritual shows highest. I'll maybe this is what happens. And the reason. I'm so we get it out. There is in this restaurant right and not people have chat fucking this and we hear american guy loudly ordering juicy one sauce. Yeah this what's happening these. Yeah of course that's all. I knew this happening. It's all the needs because everyone knows who this count is is the and you just need to acknowledge it. Yeah smelling a fart in an elevator. Can i check him guy with this big katy it contextual contractually context louis joking is all about context context bell and intention and context in. We used to do that. Asian in junior high would go to what i can't hear you don't worry al finger it out that's okay it's all right. Is it true that the brits love word play a little bit more than we do. I think it's stand up can you. I'm assuming you don't do. We're just like but the average but everyone is different. I say every floor is it averaged. Nigel we say he's our average. Joe bloggs is not guy taking this because it's at this turned it off. It's my apollo. it's a wearable. He's what i find interesting. You tell me this There are things some stand ups can do in some and annoyance will for example there was a guiding naming. These are very very good standard. Excellent up but he looks like a professor. He's got glasses and these toll sort of has the look of a teacher and he's very clever and he stuff clever and it's brilliant one of the greats. He did a show about sex about his sex life with his ex. It was a really good show. Technically very funny good. Jason people didn't like it because they were like unlike you talking about sex. I get it because you're a professor. Yeah anyone else. Someone else could do that. Same show and it would be amazing. Isn't that you're offending us is that we are doing sex stuff. I'm gonna join you. Go anthony jessil neck yes Who else not so much What's the what's the british won. The british Jimmy car jimmy car- way. Now you're gonna laugh why had not so much and then there's The other one. There's another kind of guy i'm embarrassed. I can't remember his name. It doesn't matter. They're all good looking right. They're all good looking. They're all well dressed good looking and they get up in there. How many did babies. You know what i mean and you're just like and we go that's okay because he's a babe and not to make you uncomfortable. You have to look that you could get up and be really filthy. But if i do it. It's not the same. You don't wanna wet clammy lithuanian. Being like dead babies like we want you to go that because we go look at this guy. He's all right ahead because he's handsome and he's handicapping himself in what. Actually that's a bad theory. What do you think it is when i go to say one is. Your dog is an anti cart because the dog is fit so good looking dog. Yeah but he's ivan's his madness. I kill babies that's right. Secondly dog is now renamed jesolo. Secondly you've come in. I'm no good liquid. I say. I wish you talk about sex. I talk about sex. i'll get. yeah bono. You talk about sex hilarious. I yeah that's that's interesting. I just mean like the real hardcore guys. I talk about sex. But i mean the real guys that are going to be like and then. She died from alzheimer's as the punchline. And you're like wow but if you're like a real babe for some reason like not for some reason like i don't get it. I'm just saying when a short bespectacled kind of off centered looking man goes onstage. He sort of traditionally speaking Has a different menu than the tall good looking fit guy. Yeah and sometimes the tall good looking fit guy tries to do the self deprecating or the every man. And everyone's like stop it come on you to fit to fit for this. That's a good name for it to to fitful. but it is. Yeah okay but his mom is. The thing is is interesting. we'll we'll freedom mentioned people. You wanna year standard. You're not his. You want to explore all the sides right you wanna be able to say i wanna talk about shit. You might not let me talk about. This guy was very frustrated. He was like this. Is the stuff i've been doing it as wanna talk about the professor guy professor guy right and i i got it. I was it was the show called his ex life. I want to talk about my ex. Life was basically betting that bit of wordplay saw some tickets buttons and seats. He's his ex. It's not a good time no bad. It's not terrible but he couldn't do anything has he. Looked like a prophet and nfl. Said and i wonder if there's a way round it but why i've discovered standup is. I can't tell jokes. people people will accept me. I come right. Jake's really but people were nice have me tell a joke as in one line is a gi. It's true personal really off if i'm going to joe. Let me let me ask your favorite opener. Because you're coming out. And i don't mean to make you uncomfortable but when i told val that you're coming. She started fanning herself like like. I said who sexy the sexy person. I blanked went to bobby brown. You would fatty.

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

05:08 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Was the bell and and went playing footsie. I can't believe you got that joke. I'm sorry interrupt ben ballet and the funniest thing ever happened to me. I'm sorry to leave friends with you. God love you wish people come. They go into cussing criticism meetings. And they go. I'm in this show. In britain and they talk like this and they say it's a and it's called sunset beach but but because they're british and the doesn't that show that's right think they're in fucking that right shakespeare. I think they're in the british wire and all of those people have acting careers in la. I'm telling you when you see you fucking kidding me. It would be shitty show. How all of them successful. And i say good luck to him. That is brilliant. Because you didn't you figured it out if there was a lie exactly if i could go to. It doesn't go the other way. I can't go to great britain and be like hello. Yeah what you guys have nacho cheese. But he goes like look at that age shuttle night people guy dragging around the back. That's right and to death commando. It's not very nice. We they don't like well. Is that true. Yeah not certainly not charmed very weird charmed worry about it remember in love. Actually of course you do you watch it every morning to remember yourself. That's my mantra is actually titled all around a live in my fingers you remember. Yeah that guy has to stop and you know what i didn't even feel stop hop. I have a thing with accents. i mirror. Whoever i'm talking to you and i do like british cultures. I'm very tempted to not. I'm not going to do the accent. But i'm really. I know i wanted to call yourself on a mobile. I just wanted to really januarius. Is it united in some places if you go to spain and you can do like five words. They go like he's making an effort. He's making it effort. Yes okay and contact and cantaldo chiluba. That's not spain address. The searchers searchers. He's making an effort. Let's allah we work. Lamar is now real. Suing them with day at the lotto. You're gonna kill my toilet. I think that means. I'm death standing behind you which is really the spanish okay. So i'm i'm going to give you a few situations we're in a we're in a restaurant i didn't say pob. I'm not a basic interest as well as drink. That's right. I eat and drink and we're in a restaurant and people hear me. I'm like i'll have the steak. What are we thinking. I hear you order steak. I'll have the steak i go. Is that what what what would you. What what the average honestly honestly honestly this candidates that that's what we want. I'm standing in for is what happens. Yeah british people in restaurant you and as an american going to be much louder than anyone else in the very of course we have a quiet so repressed bridge. We don't fucking till we don't express it my shit. We're having outdated angry but quietly angry. I'm angry by the way. I feel like i can pick up on it because i'm because i'm christian. Yes and i'm waspy white anglo saxon protestant and k. I can just in case cases is inclusive. Chat guys probably made up wasp. What am i saying we are. That's yours you're the wasps didn't come here and guy. Yeah this is how you behave now. That's right for well. I'm embarrassed i. I'm saying when i watch british people home having a chin wag i go. I feel the tension. Because that's that's how we communicate attention. We're not a bunch of bill birds in my family. They shut up. We're going like. Oh you're ted lasso. Good for you yes. You know underneath as you need a cook. You can't sorry preface that i understand. I don't not a big deal. No big and you say you mean is not you can't you can't you can't count you can't is not you can. Let's say that'd be because here we are. I'm enjoying the bubble of safety of britain. Yeah and i just had. And if i said come on any other episode that'd be like and here we are just a couple of counts. Just kinda counts. Is i chose to play this episode in your coffee shop over the loudspeaker. Yeah you're welcome to the spiritual shows highest. I'll maybe this is what happens. And the reason. I'm so we get it.

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

04:29 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Of year. Wikipedia page has no personal life section. I'm very very private. Oh why should anyone anything and lance mccullers. I'll tell you everything is see. i thought i was like. Let's fix it. no i'm gonna give you nothing. Can nothing nothing coups. We've got you. I'll get. I'll just get the right amount to keep people listening to tell me how it is you. Are you getting through the ringer of press. Because it's the worst right. Is there a black car waiting for you right now. His is your manny talks about gratitude. A lot up in doing this for a while. I've been in this game right but this is far and away. This is a miracle. It's ted lhasa is. It's a miracle. Feels like a christmas miracle to sweetie sweetcake miracle but it's a hit in time with no hits you come kiss. There's no head what's ahead. i don't even consider. Game of thrones ahead. I consider it like a weird like gigolo community. There's some people that really love it. But i didn't watch it not a lot of people say things like i've not what's game at fries. They know what it is. that's right. that's what everyone seems to say. I've seen lhasa. And i love ted lasso. Here's the new sociopath protest. Did you not like ted lasts. And if you circle yes you're circling in your own blood or the blood of a i don't wanna say say say small dog and that's okay horrible. Horrible can i say for the listener. Yeah i'm a fan of podcast and we all know he struggles with the dog and he blamed you on trauma and shouted things. That's right having met the dog. Isn't that his past the dogs at dick dogs hard work. I love dogs and this dog. I realize fates been spending too much therapy just admit that dogs are shit and they say okay. We're done that's it and it'll be the one that i always recommend. Which one should. I listen to brad. State keep grigsby get outta here unbelievable. Thank you. It's important to see that from an outside because i do walk around with a lot of guilt going like i'm a bad person bad. That dog was he can be lovely but like you saw how. He is five six times a day fit. Don't me so good looking pa- needs to develop a personality. Looks ninety side that's right. Let's work on that person. yeah. I'd rather the personality of a really fat dog with one missing foot. Oh really loves and he knows how to liquid kind of a dry lick he's gonna hug you land with s. He's watching videos of cats to learn how to snuggle. He's he's side was up to you guys. Shall we give of francis. Try people keep talking about it right here. Like a breath taker. You take the breath. I don't laugh. I just go like look at it. Go matt you thing then. You're harnessing i go look at golden bridge thing that is quoted as saying your skill is a british thing you know. What a bit is that. I've always wanted to try. 'em western I guess we'll just say western people. But i mean america north american people are so wowed by british people and i'm like in britain. This is just a basic pitch right like somebody's like daft and really you. Don't give a shit about this guy thinks some of your basic bitches. Yeah come here to be like. Are you having a go. And we're like. I want wanna suck this guy's dom he calls it a i don't know let me tell you seek his now. Bend our name the show meaning that that is as bad as no disrespect. Delon sunset beach. Okay right yeah. bad show. The balance from british came to hollywood. That was the bell and and went playing footsie. I can't believe you got that joke. I'm sorry interrupt ben ballet and the funniest thing ever happened to me. I'm.

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:26 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"The restaurants and millie's is not like an empty place. So i'm using. This is one of the ways. I so funny you kill me tv. The word betas at italic. You've made tv. I fall for incredulous. it's true. I it all the time. You know how you wanna get me. That's a set like here's a tad is is the obviously. The locker room is a set. Yeah and i was wrong. Apparently what is richmond place where they work around outside. That's of course that's real. But the outside by the way have watched the whole show twice so is richmond. Richmond is the field now. Richmond is everywhere. But we've been talking about outside. I understand israel in the interior is a fake set. That is exactly a replica of the real. We did that on. Hbo's crashers all the time we we would shoot the pilot and are these apartment was an actual apartment in new york and then it's money. It's cheaper to build a replica of the apartment. Then to pay the people who own that apartment i have to imagine. What is a huge fee. And by the way well-earned have you ever. I'm sure you have many times on a practical location. No matter how much stuff they lay on the floor. Something's going to get dinged or winged. It's just like a crazy way. You can't stop at any point. Jerry seinfeld might show up with a comedian. So let's stop here for a bit. You like comedy planning ahead. We're feel so funny okay. You're on comedians in cars. Yeah i'm and you are stand up. Comedian i didn't know that i should have done research but i i i watched all of ted lasts twice as you did my bed more. I've had wonderful chats with less prep meaning. I wouldn't have even seen your show but at the end of your show twice you be no surprise of year. Wikipedia page has no personal life section. I'm very very private. Oh why should anyone anything and lance mccullers. I'll tell you everything is see. i thought i was like..

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

03:02 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"As if you weren't watching it already. Here is the incomparable. The hilarious brett goldstein. Get into it. But i yeah. He listened to the podcast. I sort of you listen to his. I love it. What's it called. Films will be buried with your sinophile. Oh boy i could use some new ones. Everyone could everyone loves movies. We'll welcome this. Is the couch. Feel free to just because you've heard the show feel free to comment on how many Empty bottles are in the bottom of the sauna or this year. Already film ink recording escorting. But this is your episode. It's not like a gotcha thing we can. We can start now if you'd prefer. I mean i. It was pretty bad. I said lights k. Really bad you didn't like i seem to fred. I seem to accessible. I think so too. Well yeah looking smiley. You are contact. My of course look at how i'm sitting. We're sitting sorority sisters. We i'm going to raise your hand every time. You're gonna wind me up. Braise braid braid that you said brazen. I thought it was british for like another way of saying wind. You up for take the piss. I'm ready to go make funny. Okay i thought you. I thought you're going to because here i am. I'm pointing out. What's different about you. very who cares. Let's not even talk about ted lasso. Nobody cares a lot of people are but they can listen to you on any other show. Let's have a real finding chat. You love but i will say that. You're you're much you're so smiley smile get outta here. I'll tell you what we will do. That is i tell my mind because otherwise is gonna be. I understand and are you in the middle of it. Are you just getting carded around. I'll be on his view this thing. Let me just sort this out because you only son this out gonna show. I like this this of comedians in cars. They always added out what they order. That's all i wanna know. How do they order. What do they order. Why are the wait is looking at the camera the whole time. Why is everyone ready to be on tv. Thank you brad okay. So sometimes i don't. I don't i don't know why. Why did i go hit it. Why don't we still here. And then it's like oh set up their cameras everywhere. I think it is real. You don't think it's real. I think the cameras run in. What's they guy. Let's go here and they stand still for twenty minutes while. I don't think it's katie. Has an opinion. What is your empty. The restaurants and millie's is not like an empty place. So i'm using. This is one of the ways. I so.

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:27 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

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"brett goldstein" Discussed on TV's Top 5

TV's Top 5

08:17 min | 1 year ago

"brett goldstein" Discussed on TV's Top 5

"Season is excellent as the show continues to be and net flicks and nbc are reportedly in talks to revive manifest reversing the networks cancellation decision on the overall deal. Front marshal louis. Ryan has linked to multiple year development deal with showtime ahead of the second season premiere of the word generation q. And wrapping things up. Whose penis is getting an animated special which will debut on august twenty seventh on hulu as the second half of season two of pin fifteen awaits a return date that sounds very cool and also smarter them. Because i know you can go back and listen to our show runner interview with the girls from that but they had some serious concerns about how the show would return during the pandemic definitely the the little bit that the little bit that they've teased looks very appealing. And now that ben fifteen is of course emmy nominated for outstanding comedy series Hopefully more people be finding what is truly one of the best shows on tv. Well said dan well with headlines out of the way let's dive into this week's top five number one up i this week. Netflix is reported in second quarter earnings. Adding one point five million total subscribers for a total global hall of two hundred nine million dan so lots of growth here for them but it was ahead of estimates thanks to gains in the asia pacific region but domestically netflix lost four hundred thousand subscribers in the us and canada. So i guess it. All comes down to a matter of perspective whether that's a lot of growth or whether it's a horrible tragedy i've seen several right wing websites saying that. That four hundred thousand subscriber drop is because netflix has become too woke or some nonsense like that definitely nonsense they're well the streamer realistically hasn't had the best year so far. They fell short of subscriber forecasts in the first quarter Finance chief at netflix attributed the weak performance to the pandemic which delayed a lot of high-profile programs. Although ceo ted saran knows did say the back half of the year is back waited which means a lot of big show's coming back so there's a hint that bridgeton will possibly come back This year so that's yet to be determined and well we'll have more on that in in another segment coming up because there's been a couple of Shutdowns on bridgeton shutdowns in the world Yes one of the biggest things that everyone was discussing out of the earnings call was the expansion into gaming which believe that we hinted that last week. What exactly was revealed about that particular new gambit. Not a whole lot. Dan the key pieces that netflix is expanding into gaming with plans for mobile games to eventually be included in its subscription price. But the bigger piece here too is live. Events and merchandising are also part of the streamers larger plan to grow and we can talk about that as we've done before but that's some great evidence of that is seen in the new deal that netflix signed was shot her rhymes which includes yes options for games as well as live events and merchandising so there is a bridge in ball coming up later this year in london. Different cities have already seen the stranger things drive through. This is basically more of what. Netflix is trying to do to keep subscribers interested to keep the name of these shows out there and to really expand revenue streams which is probably the most important piece of it and as always. It wouldn't be a netflix earnings. Call without some utterly s pieces of viewership data but we still lap up the bs pieces of viewership data like it's catholic. Because what else are we gonna do. So what. What exactly did netflix tease about. What it's big hits have been the most recent quarter they released some quote unquote viewership data for shows like sweet tooth and shadow and bone and part two of lupin. But i'm not going to repeat those numbers because as we've said on this show multiple baltimore multiple multiple multiple multiple times. Netflix ratings are bullshit. They're finally said it's straightforward. It's not raining. It's two minutes of a view which you can watch while when auto plays. It doesn't mean that it was an intentional chose intent to view if you believe the. Let the netflix lingo. But i've watched two minutes of of a movie or twenty minutes of a show and then turn it off and not watch more of. I mean everyone's done that it just you know so. I'm going to save this rant for another time. Because y'all averted but yeah. They've said that they're big shows. This quarter were sweet tooth which hasn't been renewed yet and shadow and bone which has and Part of lebanon so the numbers for the have not been as strong as part one but again those numbers are pretty meaningless and you can go back and listen to our interview with the showrunner for lebron and he talks about the show already working on parts three and four of that so it doesn't really matter what they tout it. I mean you know. We've matters in the sense that it's all we have to go on and so all we're doing is kind of creating a comparative well of meaningless data and therefore we can compare it knowing that it's both meaningless data and also that it's completely partial set of meaningless data because it's not like we're getting the meaningless data for every single show so if we're not getting the meaningless data for every single show we don't really know what constitutes a hit or what doesn't because all we can surmise is that if net flicks tells us about something. I guess that means. It's a hit on the other hand as you say where my second season renewal of big of sweet to that you know like come on. That's that seems easy enough. But no there's there's also simply no way of knowing because all we can do is go on feel so from our perspective or at least from my perspective. I definitely felt as if there was less discussion of the second. Half of the first season of lupin than there was the first half But what do i know. Yeah i mean as we talked about what data there is available just a reminder all these streaming services have all the data that we want. They know completion rates. They know how soon subscribers completed which episodes and how quickly they watched and how many times they watched and they've got data on top of data on top of data. So you know maybe this is just my i mean it's not maybe it's definitely my speaking but maybe we should demand better for these companies especially as our colleagues on the film side are now getting a taste of what we've been struggling with i. Well almost a decade's stuff. Finally launched into originals. Let's get some real data here. Netflix transparency is a great thing. Let us know you know. I mean changed the game. You guys did the first time you know. Let us know completion rates. You have all of this information sharing caring last. I heard i'm trying to at least that's what i teach my nieces of no. No that that definitely rings a bell. The whole sharon caring thing. I feel like it might even be true. I yeah i look. It's all confusing. And yes watching watching our film news colleagues attempt to parse whether or not they should be impressed with the pseudo numbers for the zack snyder. Zombie movie at the same time as hbo. Max has been very very quiet about the pseudo numbers for these x. neider eighteen hour Superhero dirge etcetera etcetera all. Look at the. We've had this rant so we don't need to do it again and we're going to do it again so now. It's spilling over into linear. Where we've you know. I was copied on a couple of emails this week. Where a linear network was trying to put out a press release touting some ratings performance of specific scripted show and there was readings actually included in the release. It was like it's up. This percentage from a percentage that doesn't know about what like none of us makes any sense whatsoever. And we're having to sit sit here and say we're not writing this unless we have actual data you guys have the data to so now..

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Deezer adds podcasting to its app in Colombia

podnews

01:48 min | 4 years ago

Deezer adds podcasting to its app in Colombia

"From Vancouver in Canada. The latest pod news. Thank you to Diese for making podcasts available within the app in Colombia the app now contains more than twenty thousand podcasts in five different languages, including this one the company also released data regarding podcast listening in Columbia, most podcast listeners are aged between twenty six to thirty five and predominantly male. Thanks to time who underlined the growing mass appeal of podcasting by publishing the top ten podcasts of twenty eighteen the age wants us to be thankful for a small company in Adelaide spotlighting, the company behind the puck it casts podcast app. Be thankful to for the TV show of homecoming. Which might be the rep podcast that actually turned into a good TV show says the Washington Post and thank the Kiwis podcasting is seeing a meteoric growth in New Zealand, according to the stuff websites. They highlights the front page. A daily news podcasts for the country. Run by news talks at be and the New Zealand Herald. Sorry Christmas story, but one of the most enchanting places on what trees grow gun jobs and the yeti skate on sugar pompon alongside outs. Do I ever read this Christmas? What are you doing the trailer? Yes. Cornelius about the show. Yeah. Christmas is coming. Welcome to Tinseltown as a Christmas adventure for all ages in the style of Disney Pixar all seven episodes around today. It sounds like a perfect podcast for the holidays and Ricky Jay's is special guest today in films to be buried with with Brett Goldstein as well as discovering exactly what is the funniest movie of all time. According to raise listeners, we'll get to hear the film that traumatize him from the age of six

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