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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

12:39 min | 1 year ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Duncan Trussell Family Hour

"I can't stop free associated on your follow my lead and we're back femme crews came into the grocery soccer's came in the grocery store at all ahead. His people call ahead. He'll have a. I assume it's like an agent or his. I mean I'd say a bodyguard. Maybe I don't know he's very. He does have bodyguards so Tom Cruise his people call ahead. We get everybody out of the store. Put a sign up sometimes. Maybe like back in thirty minutes and Tom Cruise will come in. Yeah sometimes with. This kid slept them. They're he has a new. We did that one. Movie Eyes Wide. Shut other movies to either early in impossible. Impossible fantastic franchise. Is that the last movie. Never saw eyes wide shut. Did you see it? I did. And it's Kubrick's out. Did you see it? You must be thinking about something out then I is. What is what is called. Illuminate kind of an. Did you see it really? I wouldn't watch a stupid movie like that. I just do I watch. I thought I was like a good same colts kind of like that. Now I listen every single time I tried to do a fucking podcast with you. You try to do this. I'm not doing anything is bullshit. I'll start kirk is a Kirker Kurt. The beer handle the sound into staff. Listen Yeah do you have my name was Kurt. I would answer to Kirk or Kirk. Tell the fish story. It's scripted right. There Man Algorithms have shown this is going to be great on going to be great for you. Just do the fucking fish story to talk about the fucking illuminating. I'm not talking about Bloom Nada. You brought up Tom Cruise. Just forget about it. Isn't that about the Benatti? Something though made a mistake and he's paid for that's why they see them Kubrick. Yeah Trust is not why they fucking plan. Here's another thing before we start recording again. Just let it let it hold on a second. This is pretty big Yeah this this is a big one in. This is recent okay now. This is something that was not in the mainstream news. This just happened. In December December. Six two thousand Nineteen Winston Lawson said neighboring about you Winston Lawson secret service agent with John F. Kennedy in Dallas. Yeah dies so you're telling me the last guy. They finally got the last guy to keep you keep his mouth shut like he was probably playing ball for the last fifty years. And then for whatever reason I don't know if it's our own government or if it's the mafia but they killed and here's the worst part they Winston Lawson who had been a secret service agent for four years when on November twenty second nineteen sixty three. He was in an unmarked police car in Dallas. Just ahead of President John. F Kennedy's open limousine when he got shot. And the worst part is Winston Lawson who was murdered in December. He was ninety one so he definitely had grandkids. He was like probably was literally murdered. There's proof he was murdered while I mean come on but you know he was murdered or did you just ninety one year okay. We see murder by time. Why would they wait that long to kill him? Kurt just remember to cut all this out. We'll get the fish stories soon as he gets the shit out of it. I mean wake up like keys on ninety one year old man dies. And you say it was murdered murdered by the CIA. Alzheimer's was murdered by Alzheimer's disease. Let's see why would the CIA murderer because he probably knew that it was a setup that Kennedy was killed by the CIA but he was ninety one. Why would they wait? Mr Lawson's death. Which was not widely reported at the time was Blah his son. Jeff Yeah said Mr Lawson is also survived by his wife. Who's still alive? So that's they killed a Milan average. Trying to get clear and grandchildren's hey lawson he knows that Kennedy got assassinated. We'd better take him out. And then whoever has signed it you? It's like I'll do it well. He probably a lot of these guys for ninety probably retired. And obviously somebody pays you visit. They tell you to keep your mouth shut. And he's been playing ball for the better part of fifty plus years. He was about to leak. I think he probably was like you know what I'm getting up there in years. I can't keep this secret. Cia with Lyndon Johnson Killed President Kennedy. I'm going to come out and do a tell all just accepted by now that JFK was assassinated by the. Isn't that kind of public data. While I don't let me see if you're paying attention and I really mean this man you. Let's imagine this coronary artery disease. So that's probably like they have a gun. Mashed potatoes. I know it's a gun that shoots like it can cause heart attacks and stuff shoot him full of pork rinds. Come on this is where you know what man to me. Courteous letter to me. This is where you're the type of conspiracy theories you are. The things you believe in are actually to me. I think less scary than the reality of the situation. Which is that you literally. Someone could walk out and show a video on in the middle of the super bowl of Lyndon Johnson who having a meeting with lizards and the Lizard Selling Him we got takeout fucking Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson just like Wallace getting just ask fucked by a goat and Lyndon Johnson saying yeah. Let's do it. I'll do whatever you guys want. Okay so they're gonNA show a video of this long they could show that during the Super Bowl and there will be like for a moment outreach. There will be all over for a second. Like what the fuck was that video and then do you know what happened? There was some kind of deep fake. And then you know what happened. Nothing nothing will they do another eleven? Maybe and what distract everybody with another nine eleven. Your problems you think. They've gotta do these they don't have to. There's nothing anyone asked to do. There's nothing anyone has to do. The reality of it is from my perspective. You know and it's on one level. It's I guess you could say it's quite cynical. Is that on one level. We human beings are type of heard and we're being herded and by now were so many generations into being hurt animals that there is no longer than today. Interject with a joke That would be a good name for if you do an album about like herd mentality. Whatever he could call it. I heard that heard it through the grapevine. I've heard through the grapevine. Yeah but you spell her like that but you know what I'm saying that to me this is like the this is where I just saw. You know people listening at home or at work cutting but you said you Dunkin. Just this is just podcast etiquette one on one when you have a guest on your podcast. Don't say boo and give them a thumbs down which you can't even see. This is to me. This is where we differ conspiracy theorists. Is you think I'm not a conspiracy? Whatever you WANNA call the difference your you to me. Your estimation of what is necessary to confuse. Society is far greater than what is actually. You don't need to do a September eleventh. You don't need to do a fuck in this fucking that he didn't do anything all you need to do is like get them to all you need is like two generations where they think eating like five cheeseburgers a week make sent down get their metabolism slow and then like it doesn't matter and also like defunding edgy and make them dumber we yet over thirty years get it just get them on their phones get them nice flow and then get them nice and comfortable and then just kind of milk them and that's all you gotta do. You don't need to do any of this shit that people like you think they're doing. I don't really think you need to do sadly I don't think you need to do that. I think you can just Kinda like at this point. The machines running itself you can just sit back and milk the herd for whatever the fuck it is that. They're milking them for all right. Kurt we're GONNA answered that that'd be good. Hey Kurt did you heard me. Let's get the fuck ascona cake. Her heard visit Kurt or curd. But for real men. Let's just do an actual podcast. This kind of stuff. We just did. It doesn't need to be out there. Okay jump back into the fish story so Tom Cruise. I didn't say we're back. We're back so Tom Cruise comes into the fish store. Well it's a supermarket. It has everything he came in with his kids Kids names doesn't Madden does actually man. I mean like they just want to hear this story and he has one kid Surrey. I think her name is that he has with Katie Holmes. She wasn't there was the other ones that he adopted cooling children. Three game. Okay so he came and put it into the fish store. This is a really funny story. We scripted the whole fucking thing after you man. Not Tom Cruise a scientologist to just looking up on fucking he. I'm not going to get in. Are You fucking kidding? Me Fifty seven years old. He looks good. We're GONNA cut to commercials Tom Cruise and we're back his kids. Tom Cruise kids names okay. So he's there it's like his son is Think he's back conor cruise. Great Anne Isabella Jane Cruise. These are adopted. Kids that he has from. He was married to Nicole Kidman for a long time. That's they adopted those kids but then Surrey cruises story about the thing. Well because interesting store get shut down. He comes in to get the fish we shut. We close the store down. We know like officially closed down. Don't turn off the free. That's good. See that's where comedy. So let's see if we can combine the two if you're listening aspiring comedian. This is how your brain should work herd mentality and officially the official. That's if I was to put an album out about this story. It would be called the official story and I would spell it like an Irish last name. Oh Posture Fi F. I. S. H. And Fish Shell maybe keep with the beach team. Yeah I officially think you're hilarious. Thanks man I heard through the workers. Fear that thing won't work but I heard from a group of people. I heard that you're funny too. Thank you thanks. That's great. I don't know why you heard that saying heard. Because we're not GONNA do that thing which is going to be a funny podcast man so this is starting from the beginning right now. What we're starting right now. Like everything else is. Cut Out Man. It's GonNa take three hours or God damn it. We're going to cut to commercial whilst big thanks to Raytheon for sponsoring this episode of the F. H. Raytheon it's one of America's top defense companies. They're out there working super hard to keep America safe right now if you go to Raytheon.

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Jose Ortiz Interview - October

The Horse Racing Radio Network Podcast

11:42 min | 1 year ago

Jose Ortiz Interview - October

"Welcoming Jose Ortiz who is a native of Puerto Rico and his one more than nineteen hundred races in what has been just a a stellar career and that career still going strong and he's with me now here on H. R. N. Jose Good Morning My friend Mike give having yeah. Thanks for taking a little time. I know you're a busy working horses. This morning. Never ends does it does not if you want to be the best which right now you certainly are my friend Brendan. You know it's interesting. I mentioned being a native of Puerto Rico one of the jockeys who mentored you when you came here and one of the people that you looked up to is his hall of Famer Johnny Velazquez who last week set the record for most greatest stakes victories by jockey in the history of the sport and that has to make you very proud. I know that yeah yeah we are happy about it and it keeps going throwing you know hopefully he can give winning some more on winning out much again until you know until heater dyers what makes him so good then you got a lot of these. Atlanta for the sport and I think that having taken to the next level where he's been for awhile you know yeah he certainly he's been doing it for a long time and still doing it at a very high level. How many great stakes victories are you behind him now. I don't know I have made the way to go yeah one day well that win yesterday and the Phoenix was impressive. This is a horse. You've you've been on before you knew him. You get back aboard him yesterday and he's able to hold off Whitmore who was putting in that late run. Take me through the race Jose. Well we broke. We broke very good. expect expecting a much faster pace but they did in in came out of five dollars. I thought they would and I was able to be closer than I than I thought. I was going in two weeks so I think that well We have a very pain trip when I ask him to. Well what they're for me the whole time. You know he's a horse worse by intimacy if that when you were riding him last year and even this year at Saratoga he was trained by Chad Brown now he's trained by Steve Asmussen. Ah when you were riding him before he was always knocking on the door but he couldn't quite get past horses like promises fulfilled you yesterday you beat him and everybody everybody else. Is there a difference. Did you feel something different now with engage than you did last year. He always been a ah very nice or worse. I think some more mature before others on. I think he'd take a while but I think he finally figured out you know. Did you know that Moore was gaining on your yesterday. I didn't knew what Whitmore Kabaya fell somebody coming out. You can tell yeah I could yeah. Did you know you had enough left in the tank. He very game he always has been and I knew what GonNa try but you know something this all horrors you know he's just turned four so there's all live orders season and they are very good. You know they they come in. They coming at you like wait Marino. He's very nice or you know that win. In the Phoenix was part of a Multi Win Day on opening day of Keeneland then you you've had several days in your career where you've won multiple races like that. I asked you what makes John Velazquez so good. What makes Jose Ortiz so good. I don't let somebody out of that. Answer that question. I guess right to be myself on gave that horses the best chance to win but you also worked very hard I mentioned you're out working in horses this morning. I know you're being humble and and that's what's part of makes you part of. What makes you so good but Jose you work your tail off and put me the in in the saddle with you for minute if you will if I can use that term take me through like your routine in your approach to riding races. How do you get ready to go out there. Every day and ride was everything star on the when the overnight comes up so I have to see we shorts on on quantum there I go the R F and and they got the raises and I put him whatever I think they should be and you know I have to talk to a trainers on and follow their their instructions but at the same time I want to I want her to be relax and that's that's what I try to be happy and I think they control and relaxed. We'll give you a running the end of it yeah you know. Johnny will always tell tell me about his different plans that he has going into the starting gate the plan a plan b the Plan C. and you hope you don't have to get any further than that but once the gates open you can listen to the trainers instructions all day long but once the gates open things can change quickly right very quickly. What do you you do at that point. Do you say Oh my God. I gotTa follow his instructions or do you say I just gotTa. Let my instincts takeover in and try to ride this race the way it needs to be ridden now so you've got to let your instincts they over because it's very tough to execute a plan when their plan doesn't work from from the gate you know. Yep You gotta change everything so I think you just gotTa Julia uh-huh. Yeah everything you could do everything changes in and you just have to adjust and that's why I've always said you know jockeys in terms of there's always that debate are jockeys true athletes athletes and I think you know I've said for years but pound for pound jockeys the most gifted athletes that we find in all sports and I have no doubt about it and you're certainly right there Jose. Let's talk about the horses that you're going to be aboard today. You're in all of the great stakes races at keeneland which is to be expected matter of fact. Thank you might be riding every single race at keeneland today. nice to be in demand extravagant. Kid is a horse. You're going to be aboard in the WOODFORD stakes. That's is the first greatest stakes today. What can you tell me about. Extravagant kid very nice hard. I had the opportunity to ride him. One time before and we won he's doing very good very fox. Horse doesn't need to be on the late which is very helpful full on way like junkets. Today we think is very life so right to win all right and then in the next race in the TC a talked to me and I think I'm saying that name correctly but talk to me the horse. You're going to be aboard there. You've been aboard her. The the last two starts second last time out in the Press Kyle downes master stakes on September sixteenth. Tell me a little bit about her. It's very nice to write very easy last time. She has run very very very good. we are expecting seeming to or better than last two times. I think she got shut all right and then the first lady turn our attention there you go to the first lady stakes miss bad behavior for Richard. Balta says the Horse Year aboard. What do you know about her. I won on her Kentucky Down She got some sleep but he's he's also stayed on the race so let's see how they're they're in writing about her because she he doesn't need elite. Also g come come on. We gotta go pole so let a break and make sure shade in a winning position I during your yeah how much different is writing this keeneland turf of course then of course like Kentucky Downs Kentucky down says the undulating up and down configuration. How much different is it run getting more like we do every day. You know saying Kinda you you know over same thing by Kentucky different. Go Up and down left right so I think in Kentucky and it's all about the horse like it you WanNa be okay. It doesn't like nothing you can do about like well. Let's hope that this bad behavior likes the keeneland turf course later today in the classroom breeders futurity Max Field for Brendon. Walsh is the second time that Brendan will give you a leg up in a greatest stakes today. Tell me about Max field. You went on him last time out to very nice coat a win first time out very nicely actually that day a he was a speed favor drug. Nobody was coming from behind and he did which is very impressive to me so I think we have something here. We got very nice coats so hopefully put it together and stay undefeated talk to for to all right and the last one admission office This is a horse who you road last year but haven't been on them for the last four starts you get back aboard admission office and that is in the the shad while Turf Mile. Tell me about him. What you remember about writing him before is on very cool hope to ride very easy going on to be honest? I love him. I think we had a huge show the winds along really how come because I think he's is a nice source if their truck come from behind and here something other threats you about to rush these sorts. BEC- they're stretchy short here. I wouldn't have to we go. We got our loan stretching so I think it was the drug I mean he. He did alright at one eight zero. He don't good with Y'all yup so he's got big right now. You can tell what what makes Jose Jose Ortiz so good. He knows every race that these horses have run before he gets aboard and he did indeed win. Three starts back at Keeneland in the spring which Joel Rosario Dario Award winning an allowance race getting up by neck and admission office the Horses Jose will be aboard in today's Shell Turf Mile Jose. I know it's a busy morning. I know you've got horses assist works. I won't keep you thank you so much for spending a little time. Congrats on all your success. My friend and I'll look forward to catching up with us. We make our way to Santa Anita in about a month. Mike thank you.

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Brett's How I Found The Grateful Dead Story

Hound Tall with Moshe Kasher

05:19 min | 2 years ago

Brett's How I Found The Grateful Dead Story

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

02:04 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"She goes looks looks him i did the looks domingo's is bigger than my boyfriend's place goes fucking high here and and then i go out and startle jokes like and i of shit and then i was like i was like okay i haven't been doing well all weekend like a break i go i haven't been doing all well we can you clearly know my demographic i don't understand what i'm saying like let's do this spring the most most cuban guy up here in the blackest while the currently room of here and you it'll translate to you guys in bring this big modified were goal fronts up i bring this cuba guy that barely speak english go a joke you guys just translate that this girl to bar and then i headed by guys map told his bitterness fog glass fucking killed so hard but it turned out to be a good weekend you look artola here it's amazing egos story no was knows just giving up it was like no it's it's fucking it's being a funny guy and dealing with the situation they don't want to name names but like the one hundred comics just widow of drid driven home after the first show i could think of a hundred convicts we just keep doing the same thing and i also am done what's up with the podcast no i'm so drunk okay early we should wrap this up or at the front this up um and let me know of tomorrow or call a member of this i'll be in australia when the stairs so there's any woman is they got altogether and thing but if you don't want me to all lebron leave it on a wooded i say nothing nothing up at all nothing at all because look i gotta love for everyone we're all good and do you know jason segel is is the new podcast come in out when you're this coming wednesday this one san hose tonight this one's next week okay unless near soto needs the as dan hope is in this episode and then stay with us their hopes than his help sale this has been like a four hour journey yet sodas come over tomorrow his he's got a universe.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

01:32 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"The second show he goes first and i have to follow him fucking crickets and i get off stage the waitresses i was smoke like people would have make eye contact with me the fucking staff that was like hanging out with before is just like oh yeah we got lakeside work to do and it they were like ins from now on i guess you go first and jimmy goes side like you just can't follow that saved trevino in a super being of yeah yeah yeah steve tribune yo and i did uh i got as i shall be open for men sia when i was i was like running i was working at cap city like between when i was like first starting to go on the road feature he was opening for carlos mencia sia and he he's like how they say you're funny colleague you do get set a winner is like mom fuck and it's on my group when i'm like yeah this is after the guerrilla suit type lagos already kinda on road featured near there and he's like i used to guess than alexa admits he already had this fucking using closing with cosby's football bit ruled out weekend with the like you teach the kid who knocked them doubted he gets the ball he's like i like the fugger wanted cosby's biggest by the end of himself ya and midsized closing with that aim hill fuck and and venios like to find it said they see funny stu guess by our if i can do gasp.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

02:28 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"That club i will say the ago oh those look grave fucking nod i'm going to another cocktails and we're going to another gonna i'm done really of one hundred drunk a little too i'm i'll take a tit okay if it is in san diego no was where wet snow globe in animal up oh yes it was it was the manager show more grenaa no i don't i don't i don't deal dark has helium now i like him i i will go against mark any day of the week i got drugged what yeah hole dossier the fucking ended up on a little busy right not much yeah just a little with more than a good we owe the i in less i wait they drug you at helium yeah maybe it's it's nada now i'm not gonna taught he wishes i would tell it when they do we what do you mean you got drugged i got drugged somebody had riled up in your drink my open i got dragged in feeling before in philly in no wait hold the mic rural north carolina o own rally they've a helium there the aren't good night's okay noodles goodnight's them yeah unless it has goes on boat i don't think you'd you didn't talk about it yeah i mean i also fucked that guy but now you talk about whatever fully really oh yeah fuck that guy there's a lot of like uh uh yeah i i love mark i have nothing to say about morally oh i mean i could say some bad things but what he had to say about him he's a good guy right now i've i've mark was supported me when i was a young comic and got me in philly in introduced me to all my press contacts and when we did my when we're doing my special the truck in february.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

02:07 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"I mean whatever into nopublicity is bad publicity yongqin was involved well from the tweets 'cause like donkey and law and the fuck in the original winds kept putting in our live leak in shit and tweeting like he was like what do i see knows like just say i keep ruining your favorite gossip show faith doug has a favorite online gossip show but here's the thing if you're listening at home omg gossip on wednesday's they do it live you can call in on skype so have a dick on jan by and just like tried to get as many dick's on this fact in show as possible poor road g gaza faculty godsell guys them guys with a dream to target israel and talk to the fucking like issued that is under those you designer vacuous part of this business is anyone who just simply wants to be famous yes no i get so i get but hurt you i can't tell you man i who who in prague inviting my tongue but also some drinking i don't mind acting no you but i there is a part of me that goes is could i just be an actor could i be uh of dot chris paul who's got broke up with an affairs the chris chris on theorists or something chris what a grip chris sutton's navies this past pratt chris pratt could i be chris pratt na na not even close not even remotely close no disrespect chris pratt but i could not sit in a costume luna set waiting for them set up a lights and then someone going alright say the thing we told you to say i have a real problem with someone tone would say i have a hard i have a hard time with someone tell him that i don't mind it for real yeah oh it tuesay money off duty i'll cut to me in half like i can do my own shit i love it.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

01:46 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"She threatened the kashmir outside how 'bout that girl cushy the cash male side how 'bout that girl follows driver and they were tweeting we each other because trevor is coming to los angeles and chelsea parretti promise traver a ride in or limousine and then the kashmir outsi girl was like chelsea is correct who because of course he's affair chelsea's and and follow trevor a neighbor communicating ends now reach all right was at it she in oakland girl yeah we'll though i don't know where the cash meals i go comes from but then trish threatened the kashmiri outside girl in a closed trish his account uh that was that was one that even comics were like yo burn has got a kid in the next wife and everyone's like i do i was okay i guess so uh with so rene faberge contacts omg gossip and says i love your gaza other gossip guy to i would love to be on your show boom rene faberge gets emailed you veil on wednesday and it also this goes out to anybody o m g asta actually there's not to jeez omg also dot oh no lim gauso am gossip y'all cavill oil i'm jim unlike the name yeah but they do it live on wednesday's on the west coast i believe it's from like five until six either way go the omg also dot com or dot tv you can skype in they take calls too so.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

02:04 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Our you are like a genuinely he's a prankster get your like uber missed like i always feel like i'm very creatively funny and i can do funny things and then like uh like i did those i did those uh those hotel insulation yeah those are fucking grail like but like i go that's my personality is like uh come up with something funny and have fun with it you know like but brendan will go in change a billboard and not tell any of the billboard some was just saying he did most online at the one in india in out water that was like the the chef one oh yeah young adventure that i have a the the next one to the textile on is like a crowning jewel 'cause it all fuck in worked out lake would it it say it was like it's has will hear i was a variety center no it's a metro pcs it's louis cats sent me the the picture for his album for a few years ago and i was like here i fixed it for you but that's so if he's zoom in on the texts i climbed up it was a cell phone billboard and i printed out tax put them on a cell phone so bugging great and the best time to deface a billboard is at seven am on a sunday in it said your father passed away last night and then you back omg what just like just knowing that people are going to drive past it in like the few people like one out of one hundred people probably are going to read that but the ones that do would be like why would they fucking put that why would he put those texts on the phone china cell phone service like are they trying to say like you can get in touch with somebody when there's no there's no corporate connection there's no one no one cares like no one that works their cares who leads the whole like the liquid the whole foods thing.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

03:04 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"What did norma kdoi donald tweet you one time legco i love doug stan over some were wasn't oh yeah that's my head where do you how would be my wish kramer he tweeted lunch oh my god oh my god midnight cowboy coworker story sure years ago would reach all alkhour story i even aware book guy i gave a copy of the cook doctor credit beijing people have anyone stretchered thorough personal god could have special talked your creek what's the name of the title of the book rebuilding bridges shame how do i come off in the book issued to burn wants to know if you write about him yeah how many structure care kirch walsh malcolm brown just one just one now i stop doing the bones on i'm just doing a jason segel now i can't wait to guard a fucking outlets did you did shelly show you my murtaza i've embroidered hats i sent him to design go where church changed because all we made post germans or had posture cappella for this regulation work we didn't know that we would be going arching theme short china revamping showare uh like oh what mike showing at the top of our age you have on her foreign height endo hopefully we can get late anxious to florida leg floodwater payette has had guys evoking a cigar it has allowed water patched oh yeah that's right fuck store is not going to happen in a hurry i'll be in recovery is rich worship at approach is doug do an earlier animal show how great title up portion of the proceeds jeweler four gary biased is being recorded before the hurricanes hit so we don't know how disastrous it's been or not been obscurity.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

02:08 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"All kurdish gorge so aging we are critical oh i add up seven people including up koa i wished produce shirt bartender cook that was a truck yard last reach cook it up straight trade drink truck at great um we'll tell tell shaly if he has any problems to call me but i figured out i think mind sounds good are listen to it um and big cash than brandon just started a podcast were they call people and ask them if they know jason segel the whole party caller red robin grow answered and she's like how does the bernie how can i help you and i give you never jason segel is because we have two days from veer i don't go there last may no no no jason segel and she's like i like i said i had another have and when the cia may go to church go work shake quite right perfect zach yeah and so i would i even got on the phone or i set have you ever seen a forgetting sierra marshall or how i met your mother and she's like yes definitely record youknowwho who jason segel is you goes is still doesn't ring a bell if you creek google uh immature teacher she go upstream it comes up weight loss oh yeah quitting shrinking yeah now he had robot ranking oh jerry i i told rogin urine but i i think i can try try your october schenker october when you do it can't do october what what i want to do.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

02:20 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Airport yeah the pub crawl airport pub crawl you did who is it that regulate king what i'm trying to trying to get cut and not to hinder out that so i got an act of different kinds drought the last one to age crushing it or ended up giving it a professional soccer player ridding and i think thailand vietnam but what going between the two want a layover in singapore crank occur in the middle of the airport cash connie all go live at game we're not where did you hit you went singapore to tokyo to singapore we will launch got rate seattle couldn't go read at your career cup tore the exact date route church why how many miles he get fuck diamond status torture garbage science first class energy webs big twenty eight hours miles it seventy hours or so over the hangovers like yo did you did you drink through or did you pay she herself yeah i i only remembered things pictures nicely i got tom chicago church tom do an airport out crawl ended up going to die she addle came up to be we remember from the picture looking for she place along shushi short green airport when they it she part girija complained about equality back at one eight advantage seattle com cigar came up to me go to catch up on college guards a couple of sugar beet coding with what she knew she had right great to japan not knowing at hook up on my rayo her in honolulu twelve hour.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

02:52 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Eager agent guy right no no this is amazing deal have you ever seen how i met your mother have you ever seen forgetting sarah marshall now noone knows we do you like a movie star and no one knows who the buggy is i have a internet where i worked jerry kelly government have a twitter account which aca more about it put our our work up shaneco wait gallardo he doesn't have a twitter account belly that the jelly beans a really get a pick watch where near like 'irregular jerry kelly they get together i wanted to do like chat hey i like gary carrier earthquake your car the great at work here do you know who jason segel is i'm not looking i am working at korea let me ask you now nothing about you i wish her sheer we could wish monkey where ditch guy green written military arch you talking about rent schiller i can't you can't do it can make you exits on my killer what are you talking about ben stiller right no catch cohen movie in greenland ingredient jason marksman jason schwartzman the kid from rush work for you at you work oh yeah that peter schwartzman comes up he recognised short trip kit from rush market from rush more abroad shark tank very strange schick growing cronies you're up movie no are you in front of a laptop are you are you react unreal that what are you what are you guys doing the night are you guys off the road.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

01:39 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Getting spearheading getting marshall i love you man a documentary called forgetting s jason segel and go around the world i love this fucking premise it's a good idea it's a good like hook for the thing and i love playing with the phone still like i love crank phone calls i told i called you i called oh yeah like like just independently of everything like i was buying cables from my podcast and i'm listening to stand hopes podcast oh yeah doug stanhope in my opinion is the greatest comic that's ever liberated body i mean yeah and it's i'm not saying this because he listens to this podcast but he is fucking gene could not calling dan as someone else in all dogs then hope yeah well he will know jason segel is that no actually column and see if he knows he jason segel as he probably will or maybe i don't know started off now i mean he's not that much under a rock have it save understand hope we put it on speaker thanks smick you might be ono he's off this week later a promise if he doesn't answer a dick a is burt oh yes right of he would brainwashing nick van we're doing a podcast at your i if cry caller id that's an extra three dollars a month on your phone does so they're doing a podcast and we want it they're doing their own new podcast and we wanted to ask you do you knew who jason segel is.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

02:02 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Huge last an suspended really oh yeah disruptive mls nominate tell someone else's joke all right colin quinn as they can say calling cain color he doesn't have a joke the rape joke colored quit is in class and he will elect grew up in brooklyn he's in like are they use them like eight grade the first time he got comedy he says i heard this monetary gross interview and it was probably black class and um is black big kicks open the door in the middle of their class and goes hey dawn now and the teaching us this better be important because although it is dawn donzel you'd be the suzy's gotta go work i was listening to terry grows and it was just so uh i just got drunk i think i think did you poor more mike up the i o what did hit you annoyed took a separate owns a danamon on important heavy drinks i don't think i'm drunk takes a hit on the cigar you're not drunk yet now you'll know you guys wouldn't more for this one we really have a drink at aflou we tell me about your what what's the podcast you go to doing oh if you start yet this should be well not out yet we're not podcast don't recorded a few uh it's called do you know who jason segel is dino who jason segel is of course i knew jason segel is sober by the way in the visit of people desolate what will started with on my old podcast the bones zone you eat the bones will no longer we're not do it anymore and nick was a guest we gotten a discussion about.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

02:15 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Fucking panicking going as our msg in that oh my god maybe i'm having a stroke and i'm like why in then from all why the fuck do i do this should to myself and the knows it was a jordan rubens house you know jordan i was a jordan rubens house i was with these models and they were like issues like they're like hey you wanna do owns i guess so i go to jordan ugly and we get iron is like sure so we go into the bedroom and i think the mural is win the wall well as a smoking we i would never support we knew how we a side window as it this is his apartment downtown this is in so yeah department so i think was simon rax simon rax value out here simon raza in typically tabun typical nick knight announce words as get neck's feeling it will rick okay yeah but uh yeah that that resonated with brennan typical rick yeah i've heard of i mean i followed nick on instagram or whatever's rings a bell i just watch bench warmers by the way never seen it area it was just it's on that flex its a movie you know it's great speaking in exports in movies the bucky larson born to be are zero percent rotten tomatoes it was famous for i have not laughed at a comedy more i can't remember last time really anemic offer much use fucking dyin into it is just it's straight up the fucking retarded and whole areas it's fucking hilarious do we talk about boat trip on our podcast we did boat trip boat trip you how ratios sands on cuba gooding jr assault at the other day you watch geologist saw him up half only if until bad i remember where that came out knows me while horatio sans is going to be a huge rock install this thing in within five minutes these two dudes get on a gay cruz when they don't realize it's a the gates until they've been on it for two days already is like lots of guys here and i can get some every every dudes like tried the fuck them as little whole premise they don't know it so bad it's like it's on it's one of those lay logical yeah where you're like what we're not a small could it's like if you want.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

01:39 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Art our teacher are coach was the keyboard teacher this guy he wore gray sweatshirt that said i'm going to pump you up uh he looked and alba and so he took me down to the locker room and that this has been like in the locker room you just had like the the paper towels number those brown paper towels noyer as if they were just sandpaper and like the role yes but the brown like there's no absorbing a religious traditional have amid cars in shit just shy of a ios leave neighbor background loosely favorite is like a paper bag basically but break a little bit ruffled an aids had just happened so at the blood was like everybody was like he's to trump you might have aids he's a he's a fucking hit if he's got away to washington who knows these skinny so he took me down to the locker room put rubbergloves on and then grabbed a ton of that brown paper towel and just jammed in on my fucking broken nose all freshly hit off the bat yeah i have such an visuals aim locker room that i had a i had a similar baseball broken nose story that involves no athleticism isn't always much younger i was like ten years old and i it was pictured day for the you know when you play little league get your pick j n and my friend jerry volpi had like you had to fill out of form for the photographer like he had to give him a check in a form filled out or whatever and jerry didn't you heed the day the picture read the playground and jerry's mom just like gave him a check in the form was like filled out and give it to the photographer.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

01:56 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Noballs and i noballs is castration eunuchs no penis and you what game of thrones yeah because they're in game of thrones yeah dude i'm going to thinking on so all of us slowly witness the um the unsullied yet are all know there are they usd expert noballs right remember that eating out seaney eight that check out this last season earned watch that got no can you dick at harvard noballs that's interesting he hit me up on twitter is no penis unique snow penis yesterday call me in high school eunuchs no there is guy i thought they were colmey unique but now it turns out that here's a question we did is unique kids these days had to shower naked with each other on their father go today do i stand there negga with a clipboard did you guys shower naked in junior high now not in junior and i had to you know it's weird i never lake to the t r p teacher had an office in the locker room with windows so we'll looking into the showers yes and we all had a shower naked i mean i didn't hit puberty tell us like fifteen in limiting skies were you know full on italian armin italian emergent school i never have why went to great i went to catholic grade school first through eighth grade and there was no showering they're out to all those catholic high school that's got to be a shower situation day first day were all sitting around get done be cuttings coach sioe goes uh all right everyone in the everyone at the showers and we were like everyone heavy showers and were like what we all stood around like a like a whole freshman class noone knew each other really.

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"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

01:51 min | 3 years ago

"brendon walsh" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Um nick phoon has been on the podcast before fucking love other both of these guys to just big boozers nicon i get drunk i think brennan good gets a kind of drunk but kniffin i get definitely drunk and we probably say more than we want by the way shout out to uh to marc grossman and uh whoever else we should on jole jole i love you know i love you but whoever we end up shitting on if we should on you it's not intentional is just too drunk comments being drunken giggling but we love you you know i love you guys uh all right but this is the podcast fifty minute intro i love you guys ladies and gentlemen nick food and brindamour will do it in asheville there were like hey there's a condo and the guy says to call on because he guarantees he the alike it uh and so i did and then he likes semi pictures in of like all right i'll do that that kanda die i started at asheville comedy festival one time at the net to you and they were like a no push up with this airbnb or no abed breakfast i never said abed brek yeah so i'm a cool so i get there late at night everyone's asleep and i just figures the places mine now i know the road i know the people have been aso learn the frigid their superiors lars sologrub at twelve pack taken in my room start drinking homeless in the music jam and alkhan weirdest falk yeah uh and you do that shirtless normally in o n and i'm getting my steps up you know like to listen to music and dance and funding can walk around the room and right and uh.

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