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"brandon scott" Discussed on WCBM 680 AM

WCBM 680 AM

04:49 min | Last month

"brandon scott" Discussed on WCBM 680 AM

"So the issue was in Is how Brandon Scott, who he blamed for this. I haven't heard this. So please have already I have Marty really blamed So so he gets into this tirade about how appropriate it was for him to do that because he had to look for this pair of sneakers and then blamed the people who took his picture. In white Marsh. Of course. Yeah, it was. It was a perfect Nancy Pelosi. I may not. Look, I'm going to go into the into the hair salon to get my hair done, even though nobody else can Without a mask, Get my hair done, and then I'll blame the owners of the salon for that. You know who forced me to do this? Who tricked me into it? The only the only thing that you know Brandon Scott didn't do it said he was tricked into going to white marsh small. I don't know. I guess he didn't have that excuse. Maybe his security detail drove him there without has you know him understanding They would like the city line. That's right, but like, pushed him into the car and just and just took him to a store somewhere. No, Look this This is what people what? They really resent the the Let them eat cake attitude, You know of the of the ruling class of of Democrats around around the country. You know the Famously, You know, the mayor's Who will who will go and say, you know, don't go to a restaurant, the governor, I guess, California don't go to restaurant. But then you get caught with the restaurant without without a mascot. It's just going on all over the country. The mayor of Austin, Texas, basically doing doing this be announced the public service spot, you know, don't travel. While he's doing that from Mexico, right, right, exactly Feel like, what the heck is going on here? And then people wonder why there's no faith when someone you know when people will say Well, you know. Oh, my gosh. You have to wear a mask. You You have to stay 6 ft apart. And you know, don't hold it. Don't hold a holiday party. And again, there were other individuals who were caught in large parties around holiday time. Ah lot of political leaders and then people want to like, Well, why you questioning what you know, with political leaders say. Was because Because you constantly are showing, you know, do it. I say not as I do, and people resent it. And they're actually you know the absolute right about that. And I appreciate Brandon Scott. You don't going out and buying some presents for charity at this time of year. You know, this has been a really horrible year for a lot of people and charities are in need. What has he seen The murder numbers lately has has He addressed some of these murders lately? Um, Baltimore City. How much had were 328 murders or something lately? Eyes. It's just pathetic. And he's been the presumed mayor for since he won the primary in June, so you would have thought that he would have had more plans going forward. You would have thought that he would have, you know, been addressing the crime as soon as he took office, But instead now he shut down the city. In 22 hours of being sworn in. Shut down the city. Yeah, that's his priority. You know, his proper ending, And you know when you say you know people are suffering, but we have to remember why people are suffering people suffering. To a large extent because the government has ordered the shutdowns. Yes, that the state and City County governments. Absolutely. These are local governments, because again, the federal government only creates guidelines. You know, President Trump Administration didn't shut anything down. They created some guidelines. They said, Look, Ew, no choose to do what you want. And you know, governors like Christy Nome said. Well, you know, in my state, we're going to try it. Just go ahead and keep the economy opening at it as a great economy going. It turns out that that her results are no worse than no worse, maybe even a little better than other states around on average over the entire pandemic. Than other states around the country s o these air caused by government actions. Well, it's nice that you know that he wants to do charitable things. Maybe most charitable thing would be to say, You know what? There's no scientific it no real scientific evidence that restaurants are a problem, right? 1.8%? No. So you know those people who got well, you Republicans, You know, you never go with science. While the science on restaurants is pretty darn clear. This is not where things are spreading. And yet, you know, I met with consistent over these insure yesterday and who owns a restaurant who basically says, you know, health inspectors come in. There's no there's no leeway here. They see a You know you're sitting a little too close to another table. Shut you down for a few days. Not a warning. Not say Well, you know, move the table. A party. I feel bad for you because your business is down 50% this year and you know you gotta you gotta feed your family to know when to shut you down for a few days, even though again, there's no evidence but I'm the health inspector. So you gotta follow what I say. It's just not right anyway. Let's go. Let's go toe. We got it. You got one call in line again. Those of you please call in. You know, we've got to feel the line's open for 10 Wcbm 6 89 2266 81 800 wcbm 6 89 2266 80 You can email into the studio am 6 88 wcbm calm or text into studio using the mobile phone mast half.

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"brandon scott" Discussed on Couples Therapy

Couples Therapy

02:23 min | Last month

"brandon scott" Discussed on Couples Therapy

"Fetish. What's your man man man. Mammogram it's a man mammogram and it was just. It was just fun but then you can respond. They laughed wisely. Very hippy dippy hunting. What if mammograms were spelled m. a. apostrophe a. m. may just like if there was a clinic that was only for that and they call themselves. Mammograms start that you got good. Let's open a business tax shelter if you will tell. The mascot has to be like a one thousand nine hundred thirties. Screwball type like heroin. Ramli alabama ground. She's like a tux. But that goes into like tights. Albert knobs albums alber not artfully sparkly. One piece tux barkley. Okay some more of like a showgirl berkeley moment. Victor victoria yes. Yes another good de cartoon boo but like in the style of of like cliquey with is is help with your lumps. click click. yeah yeah that's your darcy. Brennan thank you guys for coming on the podcast. Thank you talk about. Would talk about my love for brandon. Scott jones any day of the goddamn week. I love him so much. And you're one of the best parts of my whole entire life. I feel exactly the same care. And here's here's the scoop. Here's a scooper writing a movie together s. and it's yes and by writing also means sometimes just scream singing s writing a movie and we're very pumped and we're very excited about i'm sosa straight up has been my head this entire time. All the go out around other line at lies ex.

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"brandon scott" Discussed on Couples Therapy

Couples Therapy

04:37 min | Last month

"brandon scott" Discussed on Couples Therapy

"Don't have to stand by for this episode rollet. If you guys are in a together well. I was going to say every time. We email. 'cause we've been trying to get them on a show for nine years. Every time we sent an email brand is next to me right now. Sammy don't you feel like the word. Pod is like really thrown around a lot. It's like people are like if they're with a friend they're like well we're in a pod. You're not seeing each other. You're not in a pod everywhere at this restaurant we're gonna pop are in my husband. Jason should say are husband jason. Our husband jason. Our husband we. We aren't in an in it in like a real pod but we almost i mean we almost are we because we don't really see anybody else but brandon comes to our house three or four times a week. We work out outside and then we work. We write together like we kind of try to be productive. And when i say right i mean we scream sing at each other for five hours and then we write for like five minutes to one hour. Five minutes to one hour is a very very good day but most of the time. It's just sort of like scream singing different songs or like what's another or here's the one deal that we have to that will do that. And it'll be like the funniest thing that we've ever heard of in our entire lives laughing will be crying laughing and then an hour later we'll be like what was that things. Usually the thing like it is annoying for sure to anyone else but i. It's not pleasant but we like repeat things a lot will like repeat things like staring in each other's eyes so that kind of scream sing it. And so we've said the thing like five hundred times in truly an hour later. We're like what we were saying. It's an we. Are we go into a trance. It's really weird. And it's i mean to get like not even sappy but it's like what sort of connected us early on where we you know when unita a friend or a lover or soulmate or whatever and you're just kind of like you kind of see each other for real. Yeah that's that's kind of what we found in each other early on so that and it's you know whatever. How long have you been way way way. We don sense. I because wait. Are you singing like an actual song. Great war this. Joe is this just made up. We like tungsten. We like constant. It'll be it could be that been both. It's been like one time my guy one time. We sang straight up paula abdul and so we were just singing it and then we couldn't stop singing it. We'd probably saying for like forty five minutes straight. And then jason took a picture like a video of a singing straight up which was not illit good version of now and it was sort of like us being very agro people dancing next look. It's very hard to explain. There's this great moment and we're thinking straight up and then penny darcy and jason's dog. I'm aware of right. The best dog just like the deadpan looks to the camera. Like what are these. Humans do a movie like a dog like that. Yeah looks in the camera. Wait is gyms the camera. And i'm not sure what that means but it's definitely cheer office. Obviously can you believe dwight yes. It is just so jim from the office. Pennies for now jim from the weeks so i would say that are. Sometimes we are singing paula. abdul straight up. I will say that brand new before that for one full hour we were singing la and then thought we choreographed and i will say like this is often happen where.

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"brandon scott" Discussed on Couples Therapy

Couples Therapy

01:31 min | Last month

"brandon scott" Discussed on Couples Therapy

"Tv slash couples therapy pod when watch the show wednesday two. Nps and our live show. Now we have guest this week. Who is it. oh my dear friend. The beloved the hilarious isaac oliver which as you described in a tweet today the person who answers the question. What are the roundtable was a single individual. An and i thought there's no better way described into describe isaac so the point is it's going to be fun. It's going to be literati. It's going to be glamour. It's going to be incisive. Isaac was in the x. Men his name would be literati and he was. He would have cutting wit would say you would say say he would actually like physically cut. Wow that's so. Good jonathan hickman. You're listening it you make it yourself. So i'm saying they. I'm saying hire me to write create great so We're six india has already s. Were dropped. And i've said something that was inappropriate and it just like we've done it all. Wait before we get into the episode. Just let you guys did mention juba t shirts and we want to let you know. These t shirts are coming. Honey we have not link. We have not gotten the links online store. But you know when i do. I'm gonna tell you you know the first thing to do is tell you. Because it's all i've ever wanted so standby i guess is what i'm trying to stand by your man or your shirts but you know you don't have to stand by for standby your shirts. You don't have to stand by for this episode rollet..

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Washington, DC - President Trump Takes Aim At Baltimore Again, Says Democratic-Run Cities Don’t ‘Want Law And Order’

Rush Limbaugh

00:17 sec | 4 months ago

Washington, DC - President Trump Takes Aim At Baltimore Again, Says Democratic-Run Cities Don’t ‘Want Law And Order’

"During last night's debate with your Biden, president, Trump again pointed to Baltimore as one of the Democrat run cities that doesn't want law and order. Baltimore City Council president Brandon Scott, then tweeted at the president, unless you are bringing resource is in addressing economic, racial and environmental injustices in my city, Keep Baltimore out of your mouth.

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Washington DC Area Officials Investigate Baltimore Gas Explosion That Killed 2, Injured 7

WTOP 24 Hour News

01:11 min | 5 months ago

Washington DC Area Officials Investigate Baltimore Gas Explosion That Killed 2, Injured 7

"Pulling another body from beneath the rubble of Monday's deadly gas explosion in Baltimore. That blast was so big it leveled three Rowhomes. Baltimore officials are back on their scene where two people lost their lives. As crews sift through the rubble. Baltimore City Council President Brandon Scott spoke about the devastating gas explosion. It's a tragedy like we had here you saw the true spirit of Baltimore, you had Baltimoreans Russians. To try to save their neighbors. The body of a man was found among the rubble, bringing the number of deaths. 2 to 7 others were injured, five of them in critical condition. Many others have been displaced with rescue crews and cleanup efforts underway. Michelle Smith, with the Office of Emergency Management, says the next step is to make sure the area is safe before they begin investigating. What may have led to the deadly explosion. We want to make sure every home is structurally safe and that the power can be restored, held the BTO Penis utility company B G says this morning they found no leaks in the gas main or the service pipes. Feeding the homes which exploded and what they did find, they say, shows a possible problem with customer owned equipment. The utility company to that end, says they have now turned over all of the information to investigators. Stay tuned.

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"brandon scott" Discussed on Catch my Killer

Catch my Killer

01:51 min | 6 months ago

"brandon scott" Discussed on Catch my Killer

"I'm David Oliver Hetero Louis the funeral for twenty-seven-year-old Brandon Scott. Rosecrans was held today police say Rosecrans was murdered near Fort Hood Texas on May Eighteenth are Jesse lanman spoke to his family today. Good evening guys. It's been a long a couple of weeks for Rosecrans family and there's a long way to go can finding out who took his life but today was about honoring his memory. Everything turned out like brand new have expected beautiful and with all his friends and family it's been just fifteen days since the life of Brandon Rosecrans was taken near his station base of Fort Hood Texas and since then family has had to go through the stages of retrieving him from an honor flight in Tulsa, bringing him home and coordinating service. The young veteran deserved family shared with me what a difference the army made in his life. He went in as a young man and he was turning into a marvelous adult responsible young man that young man was taken just four days before his twenty eighth birthday, his parents, Thomas and Christie Burg say today show just how much of an impact his life had in a short amount of time it was probably the best thing. was to see everybody happy in the see everybody their their thoughts. We're all just on US and Brandon and most importantly Britain's life can't be forgotten because of who he was. Teachers Friends, neighbors service complete with an honor from the local fire department, the Patriot Guard and a three volley. Salute meant the world cannot be any more happier with army presents we've had. And the blessing of everybody's been behind us. Brandon now, peacefully at rest, the family says their mission now is justice I want people when they see this, remember that we are a family and brandon is a person but we're going to fight until we finally got our son. Clean Com crime stoppers anything. Oh..

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Baltimore City Council Asks Mayor To Require Face Coverings In Public

Morning Drive with Casey and Elliot

01:04 min | 10 months ago

Baltimore City Council Asks Mayor To Require Face Coverings In Public

"Former city council oppressing them areas that require all residents to wear face covering when they go out in public to help limit the spread of the flu flu the council unanimously passed a resolution calling for America Jack young to issue an executive order mandating that everyone who goes out in public it doesn't matter where you're going out for a walk you're going to the store you go to the pharmacy whatever the case may be that you have to wear some kind of facial covering when you leave your home or doing in prince George's county the doing of Montgomery County they're doing it now in the Washington DC metro understand is is contemplating the same thing city council president Brandon Scott who introduced the resolution said that the bald or needs to fall the suit of these other counties and metro systems we are putting the lives of our citizens the last he was working out supermarkets who are doing the work that is allowing us to have some sense of normalcy at risk no no one former resident Melissa Alston said well why not they can only help I mean they're hot and uncomfortable but I mean so the hospital

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"brandon scott" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

02:43 min | 11 months ago

"brandon scott" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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"brandon scott" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

06:59 min | 11 months ago

"brandon scott" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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"brandon scott" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

06:03 min | 11 months ago

"brandon scott" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Cody. Maybe we are back your Gina Lombardo here with US and Speeds whenever you raise start recording good We also have Chris and Chris. Well obviously Christmas and Christ starbucks Halla the Olympics. Out there in wins skorts. Yes of course now Bill Walton from the NBA is here. Yes he started that word at the end. Michael Jackson Paul McCartney. We're trying to sing backwards. So the whole song is backwards if you play it the other way around. They're saying they're saying what's the name of the song? So they're saying yes. Yes yes and then there. It's about the devil. Devil worship really. The Great Great Traditionally Traditional Gosport Kiss Nights and Satan Service. Acceder Chris Sticks the river styx the river styx the river through the old. Daemon would take you on a demon. Thank you very much obese or robot. There's another sun devil worship in song. What does that do you remember? This only goes on Blue Dadi O. Of course everyone knows that if you listen to that song bags it says fan the body the body find the body body body body body body and sounds like a hamster dance based on the way you were delivering it to now. What are you talking about? Are you not familiar with the wire? The KEA commercials. Are you talking about? I thought you were talking about the late. Nineties mean websites Duda Duda tradition of great websites. Like you were just no bill. Incense human so well. Let me tell you I was ever craven looking at a woman in mckanie have some diarrhea straight to the world. Yvonne's world gave me the same feeling that I had when m. j. f. Sang Johnny when m. j. j. b. g. plays feel but I knew I had just been it out. I was talking about. My goose pimples not to mention their next band enough to draw. All the physical attributes. Having the creeps. Bleeps craves bill. Sorry Weird Segue. Do you have any Sports Sort of advice for. They're trying to get the Olympics over there to own to Winchcombe to win score score. And that's our Wisconsin. One of the Great State of the Union one of the great bungling states in the Union bungling they bundled the Democratic primary. Back in two thousand twenty. We don't know in this episode comes out. Could be twenty twenty two wandering around as what we would call high growing up I was laundering crossover from color commentary. Just turn to at least lamp and Ellie so now we know you're great at snaps though. Chris Stratton do you have anything to say about bill? Walton's Mama about. Oh yes exactly. Okay if you don't it's okay the difference between Yoma and Geeta obita rallies mom over here. My cousin Gino Lombardia Lombardy now. That was my great uncle. Who was a football coach? Joe Lombardo Lombardo. A long time to get into. Don't feel the difference between Bills Bill Bill. What's your mom? Read out there for a second grade. One of the great tradition of Jewish community. Comedians probably cruel great. So we all know and love of Judaism hilarious. Put my mom and I can't wait to hear it. Okay MOMS frozen in ice while your mom fucked me. Sorry cry. No you've crossed the line. Christ Jesus there was really even anything all that was given the opportunity to not do what. But that's what it's about sometimes has taken the shot. You're good at snaps headed snaps. If he hadn't taken a shot what would you have thought? Bill I mean to say you know what the G- with the great great we all know his day. The kind from Hamilton is Davis saying that moment he would say good morning. My sweet angels just woke up time to be creative on bullshit like that. Great Inspiring tweeter some toilet for two thousand twelve Maranda. There aren't too many inspiring readers. Outside the two thousand. This millennia will pay for them was paid by inspiring speakers of the nineties. Oprah Winfrey Phil Donahue rollins band black.

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"brandon scott" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

10:04 min | 11 months ago

"brandon scott" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Events there so we don't want to Brag. Don't then Okay Okay. Okay but continue on. We have a mall brother we have a mall with the macy's aforementioned where I blew my ass out for two hours proximity one hundred twenty minutes. It's single stalls or is it shared. Oh it's shared. Goddamn what is jewel? There may be toilets in one stall. That's that's the best thing I contact is the easiest way to get it all. I've never been in a women's bathroom. I don't know neither officially this ear based listening. I know it's airbase listening baby winking because I wanted the listeners did not know that I've set up a couple of toilet not at home. I hope no kidding I try and fuck in spackle. The camera shot on the first day. Exactly my mom. Peanut Butter speckled But Yeah it's what he does in the bathroom. She's shits out kind of a sticky. We understand you're asking the follow up. Yeah so I just I one of my favorite musicians chuck Berry and predict Grad. That's your favorite one of the Godfathers of rock and roll love. Chuck Berry Right okay. So I was inspired by him to start putting cameras into the toilets and stuff. Is that something of that? Mandate allegedly the famous Glass table stable. I think women's Shit on the table right so you weren't inspired to do like the duck walks or anything. I. I was inspired to learn to play. Johnny be good So that I could be in this We were making our own back to future And I wanted to learn how to play Johnny. Be Good so. I started researching Chuck Berry then. I found this detour. That was wonderful. Just just for Dixon Asses Pussies US just wild times movie that you just mentioned back to the ones that one. I haven't seen that one yet but bags with I've had loaded with them if you guys when when when Michael J. Fox breaks into that song and he starts. Singing doesn't always kind of rub you the wrong way. Let me the wrong way there. She goes because no. She's GonNa talk about if she point. We've been talking about this for years to make that hair on the back of your neck. Stand up doesn't give you the the goose pimples. Been wh what all this is yes but me rubbing me to right of way is what I think that you think that that a white person. No okay now go on. Black Rock and roll is a problem. You'RE GONNA hate nothing like that at all. Never even thought about that. I'm talking about the fact that it doesn't seem like it's his voice coming out of his little now lip synching even as a young child. I felt that way. I say something's not. Have you ever been to a lip sync? Was there anything like that at this fair that you were ad or precision? I feel like that could be an event. Oh all anti event. You know primarily known as autumn related events. I throw a Karaoke party. That's out on a lip sync party. That's out on the water in international waters every year. Peter now's really because loose lips sink ships. Oh let me ask you a question. What came first the loose links thing ships pink? Okay all right you want to Combat Danny Brain over here Daddy. More like Zadie brings Jesus Christ. I thought I let go of you now. So but how? How how're you going to lure the Olympics? So as I mentioned we've got that Mall. And here's the thing Olympics. When you think of the Olympics you think international I think seven rings. Seventy seven ranks international seven. Roy G BIV rings shelvin ranks. What are those seven rings represent and all of the continent yes and each color This is real each color of those rings. At least one of those colors is in the nation slag. Now that's something that you may not have no but it's something that you learn when you're trying to get the Olympics to come to your home town. Hey all right so we were looking at in this small. And what did we just learned that each color of the ring is a colorless and Horace Ron's on one of those concerts we're talking red orange yellow green blue mention purple. Wonderful Flags. All wonderful flags all. What IS THE ANTARCTICA FLAG? Look like purple. So it's difficult. I don't think anyone's ever claimed it. I WanNa do is just like your Mama snap on. This show are we. What's the difference between Antarctica and your Mama? Men have an easier time. Finding you guys have thick. It is gonNA stop staring at each other for twenty one seconds and I'll tell you we're open as hail so leave your head. Everyone knows I'm polly. I like to fuck white people. That's why I say polywater crash. Jeez listen we're god-fearing where we come from but Jesus can we get to the end of the story says I need to take a break? We throw the word story around pretty. Lose your food corey core different kinds of food in every yet Pandy Express aaliyah. Sounds like you got a good one. We have a good one. I was thinking Orange Julius. It didn't happen. I know what you're also thinking anti and guess what Yes yes was a yeah with. Aki exactly feels like you have been there. Use your spend some time score. No I have not been the most generally usually what the elements are that Subside within them so exactly what happened and so we just thought towards those look at International Food Court people from all over the world are GONNA love it. They're gonNA love the food that were serving. We're already an international city right. It's going to be like a second home for a lot of these people. We got a new Red Roof in. That just opened up really. That's called Olympic village my friend. Oh Kid I remember the story by saying not too brash. Out exactly when we're getting to that part of their own has been positive what I'm looking for as a resolution. Yeah I forgot what we're even started from story. Sure we have a date with destiny. But we add gladly do Vega but it is at least twenty thirty thirty one thirty two or thirty with destiny befall winter. But if you're going off the cycle why can't it be twenty twenty one? Okay now. That's something that we have thought it could be twenty twenty? It could be this year. Wow that'd be told him become an podcast. They're gonNA give us ideas that we couldn't come at small. You're so some of us. Please stop kissing. Okay look You don't have to stop. I'm glad the story is over. Because we do have to take a break but Stick around your farting. You're kidding my in a year. This is exciting. All right when we come back. We're going to this is exciting we have an NBA announcer. Maybe he can give you some tips regarding some of the sports or Gel Green not to mention purple red or Joe Greene was. That's one of the guys win. Score great all right well. Let's say Reagan when we come back. We'll have more from Gino more from Chris and Chris storrow and his NBA announcer. We'll be right back with more comedy. Bang Bang after this queue. Break right back with more after this. 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"brandon scott" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

08:18 min | 11 months ago

"brandon scott" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Well what are you up to now like what's been going on? I know you've been taking the class. I'm taking a class. A thesis project for for National Community College stitcher premium and. That's right yeah. People can hear that on singer premium. It's called the Gina. Lombardo Co Gino but apparently my professor and the Dean at Nassau Community College didn't WanNa go behind the pay wall so I am not graduating for sure. That was GONNA be my big way out. Sorry we can't. We can't take out behind the pay the pay. Well it's got to say bye to pay. Well that's what I'm finding out even okay. That's where it belongs to way for all the rich people to enjoy. Well that's too bad. I terrible about that. I hope you will you more importantly nothing's going on over here and this negative woods of course not. Did you grow a moustache? I Y you see the film at all. I'm just like ways to make your personality pop. No TATTOOS NO FACIAL. Hair IS NO INTERESTING PETS. You gotta get yourself a sugar glider. Something what do you have pets? We've never even talked about this guy. Got a ton of pets pets. I responsible for another life. That's kind of hard to one hundred SEGEL's That live in my basement and that they're not pets per se but as you lure them in there. Somehow I went down to Jones Beach Field for and I've through a fucking Italian hero days. These these fucking goals went ape shit. He's just like did a a bread. Gum prudhoe Bras. Joel copy call shoot dot pepperoni Salaam Woods rail trail. I left it all the way from field for all we up to want to a parkway. Get off the sunrise highway exit then you make a right on oak on twin lakes boulevard and then. I left a trail all the way up twin lakes boulevard and make a left on bell tug and from there. I'm not going to give the direct directions to where my mom and five. And then you can kind of guess. You'd any of these creeps showing up in my fucking house these podcasts. Listen these guys have no fucking boundaries. But if there's some of the trail is still there go ahead and follow. We'll help yourself to a couple of pieces of Bradley cop ago with all the hundred seagulls lorrimore into the basement one by one because you have to trick him with a French fry or some shit. These guys love cops peanut butter on the penis. Oh yeah well that that don't do that with seagulls. That's fun with a dog like it's a funny gag to wreck your whole right. Oh you're fucking telling me. I filled my whole with crumbled up sunflower seeds and these mother fuckers. We'll just eat it right out injected. How exactly did you get? I have never talk about this. I don't think we have don't have a big Dick but I have a huge jury throw this. I teach me about a second to Piss and I piss about a gallon every time. It just goes. Yeah yeah it's like turning a fuck in a fire hydrant. Actually it's weird because I do have to use a big wrench to get my Dick. Start working like a fi and I understand the metaphor. Well this is wonderful because I through like okay. Thank you so much. You are learning stuff but now south. Oh that's correct well. How's your mom doing by the way everything? Okay there. She's in. What's it called. When you have to cryogenic stasis go to like Walt Disney well like Walt Disney but less like pro-nazi stuff that she she's like she's not anti She from Long Island. You can't fuck it out the long Caesar's doesn't really have much effect on her walk me. I'm a gentile. I live in a row above above middle class neighbor. Why did she want get frozen because she's holding out for season three sex education on Netflix? She's and she doesn't do just came out and she loved it and go to sleep until the next. I can't wait a year. So she went into hyper-sleep cryogenic free. But the funny thing is she's in the house okay. Yeah and so. That's the plus is that she's in the house and we know she's safe all the time. The negative is that you can't be flashed frozen with clothes on so my mom's Bush is visible for a living fucking huge. How big are we talking well? Bush is very big pussy is like medium. I guess I didn't ask about the posing senior talk about my mom's Bush but not reference. How this is well. Hopefully huge Pussai and she's proud of it and so am I talked about a lot. Is that talks about how you see she puts to Solo cups in there and fucking. She Sings Anna Kendrick Song. It's fucking while well. Hopefully something doesn't happen to her. Like with the kid that hung around with Ripley from aliens. You know we're like the glass and your your mom just slowly dies. Oh that would be fucking awful. That Canada's our Ripley man. She's she's shoot like if you watch alien aliens alien to the third power back. What a wonderful ending. Day Aliens like he. She saved that little kid and then immediately within sixty seconds of the next movie. She's dead she's dead. She's in jail and Charles. Dutton is not happening right. Does he ever happy though about Dutton? We're talking the rock rock rock. Exactly rock no no. That's weighing the Rock Johnson. I do think is unhappy about the rock getting so popular. Oh I don't know he did. Try to kill Nick. Cage and Sean Connery. That is true. Actually this is weird. Didn't Charles doesn't actually get arrested for manslaughter. I really don't know all right. Well let's pump the brakes and back off. I kinda always guess that about anybody. That's true 'cause manslaughter. Don't count that's like a D. It's an oopsy an elevated oops. Yeah where I'm from Long Island. I would say seventy five percents of adults have D. and forty percent of adults have committed manslaughter. Yeah exact- manslaughter. Is it's a right of passage on long. Come on Bro. You you know you. I saw you jerk off. You beat you. I fucking friend Dan the Bat all right. It's life on the island baseball wonderful. What a wonderful day. Nowhere to go but up from it's great to see you. Please send your love to to your mother fall. Send My love to my mother for you and your love your mother for me. Copy that okay. All right well we do need to get to our first good but not right into the MIC is possible to do it elsewhere. I'm wearing alive. So that's confusing our Mike's everywhere. Well this is for the FBI. Oh rape your wire. I gotta Bro. What's going on Shiming detail? I can't even get into it after me there. They're not after you but they think they're concerned because they say like you must be a spy because your life is so like boring and blank you know what I mean right there like a series of talking about how not using words everyone keeps talking about how like anyone who's like as plain as you are. They say must be like a double edge white privilege. That's all you. Can you explain the concept of that to the FBI? How themselves I would imagine what you tell it to him. That's what I have. Rei well let's get to our. I guess this is incredible. Have you ever met a lobbyist before? Gino Yeah that's like one of those dudes in a white shirt with tie. That's Mormon no no no and they have like a little hat and they're they're sitting at a desk whenever you enter a building before you get on the elevator. That's the secretary okay. But someone in the lobby is. That's what I'm thinking of a security guard. I don't know. Does he like it? Looks like the dad from family matters. That's specifically the security guard from diehard. Yeah Yeah that's what I'm big okay. Academic Plaza. Yeah No. That's not just hangs out actually never made it into the lobby. I believe he always sitting outside in that cop car and then guy fell on his cop car and I was like. Oh Shit's going down. That's bad news speaking of Charles Dutton. They're probably contemporaries their old friends. Reginald Johnson Charleston killed fingers crossed. I hope so All right well speaking of killed we'll see exactly how our next guest do our. I guess rather guessed you are a strong co host energy.

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"brandon scott" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

11:50 min | 11 months ago

"brandon scott" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"By Harry Carey was so Harry that she used her Katana Shave. If she didn't she said she would die. From the shame. Welcome TO COMEDY. Bang Bang That was a tongue twister by. Got It all out which. I have not been able to get most of those out so I'm glad that I got that one out. Thanks to born to Boo cocky for that gets. Why are we doing this? What is going on? I roll intro music. The we rolled it already right and sound speeds. And whenever you're ready Scott Ida. I've been ready. We have been recording two minutes already. Why did you see the flashing button? You're right next to you. I see several flashing buttons next to the one that says recording. It remained our conversation. Dancing to me. Jermaine Jackson. Welcome to comedy. Thank you all right. You talk me like rock paper scissors. Nothing Beats Her Majesty's. Yeah well to be fair. We were saying that while we had a baseball bat in our hands. We Beth no baseball. No those aren't your hands look Welcome to Comedy Bang. Bang for another. Please don't before the waters right into the mic Mike. The whole room visits Mike's Everywhere. I went to listen to hear the audience watching the conversation. Great Great Phil Stein Gene Hackman Gene Hackman. Who is a fucking marine? Wasn't a marine really. I believe so. We got the army. The Air Force Navy Marines. And he was he was bringing up the rear in that Combo. Yes sure Marines famously. In the rear. I think that's more of a navy thing right. Gene-o come on now. You're service until you everyone who I who you are. You want to get that out early. Say when they're on story leads. Thank you for your service. That's what they say to me. Okay famously. Bisexual Judo Lombardo. Here my name is Scott Argument Welcome to Comedy Bang. Bang coming up a little later. We have a couple of lobbyists We also have a very famous. Nba Announcer. That's very exciting. Talking to them on the show what. Now I don't know how you announce stuff about Advanced Business Degree but regardless I'm excited. Fbi Mike goodfellow. We can't disclose anything. Let me explain who is constantly talking right over here He has been on the show several times. You're you I can't remember. When did you start on this show? I'd be like five six years about seven years ago. Eleven years ago. I've been an intern here at comedy. Bang Bang for over seven years. I consider you one of the New People in years seven years. Thank you I am. I'm relatively new based on some of the other guests. You have coming in here. Yeah that's true. He started on the show. He was my intern. He was supposed to be here every week instead. He has spotty attendance. Hey it's hard you i. I just want to get a commuting commuting from Long Island so I have to take a train to the plane and then no automobiles until I gary go ahead and since you mentioned the train what what trains are you taking the. Long Island Railroad Railroad. What are the stops stops? Well I can tell you the stars if you wanted me through. It goes from that. It goes Penn Station Jamaica Rockville Centre Baldwin. Freeport Merrick bellmore want plus Seaford Equa- Massapequa Park Amityville. Copay Lyndon Hurst and Babylon Baby. Every time I come on the show I think to myself. I look up those strange because I'm always going to ask and I forget and then you do and here. We are But you know it was my intern. He is supposed to be checking the sound levels. He forgets to do it until approximately into the show. Sound speeds so whenever you're ready just gave his speeding. Okay very good and action thank you. That's not your job But he comes on the show once every three months or so and When you can make the trip out here and Who Do you explain this to? Who's dropping in on this episode lobbyists and an NBA commentator episode? Nine hundred. Forty one. Let me tell you first episode. I need to make sure they know what's going on. By the way I am the host of the show. Nothing interesting about me. No that's the thing you kinda stack it with interesting. People said you can best vanilla people know this but you ought like you are interesting. You're a TALL FREAK. Ayatollah Freaky Goudie. Yeah people noticed about Scott but he's a fucking toll. Freaky Goon Baby. That's right. Meanwhile we have the perilously thin Gino over here. That's right trying to beef up. You're raising thinner. Yeah I went Kito and that was all guy in my computer class that you're trying to bulk up. I know but like people were talking. You know good fats. Bad FATS MEDIUM. Fats triglycerides all this shit so I went and I went Kito. 'cause this kid and my computer class was telling me about the key to genyk computer classes. Are you taking right now to computer class in Long Island? I Suppose Grad Program. It's with this guy. You haven't graduated Post Grad Program. Because I showed I have over one hundred and seventy five credits towards an associate's degree and you just have credits here like you haven't got transferred over to Nassau Community College but there's still a lot of stuff going on with the exchange rate. The dollar fell understand. So like one hundred and seventy five credits. Who Care here at fucking ear wolf one hundred seventy five credits digital radio or some shit Podcast PODCAST IPOD podcast. Yeah so I take his computer class from this Guy Mr Friedmann. Who's like a? He's a clown parttime birthday clown and computer instructor. How much of his time does he spend doing the birthday clown? How much of the time does he spend doing the computer instructing? Sometimes you'll come in his clown makeup really pissed off coming from a Kids Party. And then he'll like wipe his face off and then get into computers with us him and his son teach together really. Yeah it's interesting. I'm not sure his son is that's another good question. Great Question I'm not able to eyeball but one is young and one is all the dad is probably old. Yes that's the one. He's definitely the older one. Kid is young right. Okay Yeah and is the kid dressed as clowns? The kid does the clown stuff with the dad but then doesn't teach the computer class. He just Kinda hangs out. I thought you said they both taught the class. They both clowns one teaches in the class. Apparently this class sons in the CO. These guys have documentary about them. That came out like fifteen years ago. This is something about capturing yes hunting. And they're captured some. I've never seen I heard of it. Yeah I'M GONNA check it out. Some interesting. Sounds like a great combination people to be hanging out with works for me. Sure grants for me. And what have you learned in regarding Genyk Diet? That was the most important thing that's how we can data. Yeah yeah so the Ketogenic Diet if people don't know what it is it's basically what you Train you bodied become fat adapted rather than using carbohydrates for energy use fat Angie okay. You eliminate carbohydrates in total including like carrots and shit. What have you had the fat plus the carbohydrates? Ooh That's the best. But then that's what you call you. Get that pair body. Maybe their body and a lot of us that she chasing that. Dr Pair Body is my favorite the little dog with big. You WanNa look like Mr Peanut. Rip Oh God view. You're not can you believe Mr Peanut died from auto erotic is fixed? It's so crazy. Apparently Mr peanut was allergic to a head. Who got on a plane currently Gino? You look like those you know when you're playing hangman. As a child make those stick figures you look like one of the plan just a giant circle head and then a then a two dimensional body. How do I play hangman? Yeah I guess I play differently. How did you play hangman? Because I think I played the normal way we would find like a neighborhood heretic. We would just label someone a heretic and we set up these gallows in my mum's yard and we like over the above ground pool and then we'd fucking put new surround. Whatever this woman's neck this woman the short person's neck the shortlisted way women or shirt person figured out who the heretics are yet. Because you know that's the thing the Nala people know that a classic evil people are always short. Because if you're tall you have no reason to be pissed off right totally. What do you think I mean? You're always looking down on people. Just sort of chuckling to yourself about. How look at all the little ants play? I know it's very fun but not for me. I'm I'm a average your average height height. Every guy is ten to five ten. Sure if you look up the average man in Google Image Search. You'LL SEE TIM COW. Pakis but which is the true thing. It's a drug and it looks like he used to show up if you look below average man right. Now he's a but you're of average height and but in terms of your weight danger zero th percentile for my body. You've always been in the mid eighties. It seems like I was. I've been eighty eight pounds for a while but I just dropped to eighty one since all operates. Yeah I I think I got a switch back going heavy pasta. Heavy lasagna. Heavy Chicken Pov heavy all that. It sounds like you know with your upbringing. I I don't want to speculate about what you would need to stereotype you. But you have a dog food out of a ball yes. That's fair to stereotype. I get it. I don't know I wasn't just by looking at me that I grew up eating fucking wet dog food out of a ball or when you hear about this what nude why had to be nude or else I would. If I got any dog food on my clothes I would have to go out in the yard. You'll be excommunicated. Yes communicate like John Wick. Oh No that's horrible. Your parents made you do this or this was a choice. Oh this was a choice. I talked for awhile. South imposed rule self imposed rules. Like I used to. I was huge. Fan of the chronic. The both the drug and the record so when I started listening to the record I listen to it on tape on a Sony Walkman. The yellow ones with skip protection of of course. Y'All I'm very important. Skip protection and cassettes is wildly important and so I was listening to the chronic. And you know there's a lot of stuff like this Guy Snoop Dogg's on there so then I listened to doggy style and learn all this stuff about you. Know living the dog's life you know like ain't nothing but a jeep thing so I started leaving as a dog for a short period. Really so why would you have your own doghouse? Would you have had my own doghouse. I had a. We had one pats one end to maybe in that well and you and you knew how to use a toilet at this point on learn how to use the toilet 'cause instinctively. I would go to use a toilet whenever I had to go to the bathroom but then I would be like now. Would you take a role newspaper and hit yourself in the face while? Yeah Yeah I would I would shake nichols in a can and scare the shit out of myself or squirt myself in the face with a water gun get me out of the Nichols lead you to the Human Coin Star that you then became off. Fuck I didn't even see the parallels there but yes eventually as a lot of listeners know I was abate boy for the Catholic Church but the FBI said that they weren't part of the investigation at all and kind of left me out the hang. I left me out in the cold as they say plausible deniability plausible deniability. And they were like you misunderstood it. You just lost and one on one basketball game against James Call me. There's no reason to have to go undercover as altar boy and be a pedophile. While you're taking Komi on I mean he is. He's taller that I know and I didn't know that constantly dunking on you and make it's weird because this a parallel because he's even less interesting than you are taller. I'm wondering the taller the less interesting. You become yeah. Did he ever swap out for anyone? Airbud or anything like that. I wish you well air bud. Was there the whole time really cheering? He will. I think everybody wanted to get you know he said I got next. And there's nothing in the rulebook in coach I but the problem was he did eventually get to play. But that was Airbud to golden retrie- golden receiver receivership. Terrible a basketball is more of a football guy. Oh right he's not like Lincoln Solace. We could do ball sports fan. Of course not..

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"brandon scott" Discussed on WCBM 680 AM

WCBM 680 AM

01:51 min | 1 year ago

"brandon scott" Discussed on WCBM 680 AM

"City council president brandon scott calling city agencies to a hearing on their response to a water outage at the plo homes public housing project now in its second week an investigation team from the n._t._s._b. is looking into the crash of a beechcraft airplane which was being flown by parachuting company on the north shore of hawaii the crash occurring on june twenty-first as the small aircraft hit terrain shortly after takeoff killing all eleven people on board jennifer hamady of the n._t._s._b. says her team will look into all aspects of the crash from possible pilot error to the plane as well and she called for more help from the public areas we are continuing to focus on in this investigation are highlight performance operations of the parachute centre aircraft inspection and maintenance and federal oversight of this operator and the pilot maryland band twenty seven year old lieutenant joshua draw blows who was a member of the u._s. fleet cyber command based in hawaii one of the eleven killed iran's foreign ministry spokesman says sanctions targeting the islamic republic supreme leader and other top officials mean the permanent closure of diplomacy between tehran and washington iran's president says the new u._s. sanctions are outrageous and idiotic look at sports in a moment d._n._a. window tinting is maryland's most recognized and trusted name and window tinting not only for your vehicles but for your home to d._n._a. professional installers or the area's only licensed users of three m prestige window film.

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"brandon scott" Discussed on Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

04:19 min | 2 years ago

"brandon scott" Discussed on Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

"But you don't want to see. And it's like I'm out I'm drunk. I don't have the innovations to stop myself from saying all the shit that I really wanna say so feelings are about to get hurt. Probably mine. I always thought it was weird when Carrie Bradshaw was like walking to get coffee, and somehow ran into every person she's ever fucked and like a one block stretch. But now, I'm like, oh, yeah. Okay. There's eight million people. But also, I did the fuck in math. Oh, Oh, no. no. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Trust me. I talked about this than therapy. Now once we're the show, but I tried it out. Okay. Here's my math. I actually looked it up on Wikipedia. There's two hundred seventy thousand people who identify as gay lesbian or by in the New York City area. Not not the Machala today. Which includes New Jersey and Connecticut, that's like I'm running onto them. So that's eight hundred ninety four lesbian, gay bisexual people per square mile. So let's just assume conservatively that forty percent of those people are lesbian. That'll take sixty percent. That's five hundred and thirty six game in per square mile. But also, if we take New York City averages over all the other only twenty five percent of those people fall into like the twenty eight to thirty five category that I'm probably interacting with eating that. It's like I'm not interacting with twenty year olds. So that's one hundred and thirty four days per square mile, and I probably only go out in the same like four by four mile radius. That's sixteen square miles. Let's two thousand one hundred and forty four days. What I'm saying is that I cannot be trusted to go out and not have to face one of the hundreds of gays that I'm currently in a fight. Okay. The statistics are not on my side. I realized this is specific to about two thousand one hundred and forty four people. None of whom listen this. Maybe like two of them. Listen to this podcast. But yeah, this is real I've never been more proud of you next. How are you supposed to decide what to do? There are too many options out do also. Well order. Do you do everything and do eat dinner? I do pre-game somewhere to people even call it pre gaming anymore. What bar? Do we start at? What bar? Do we end up at? Wendy's karaoke factor in joy have to bring my own microphone to make this Bara karaoke bar. There's so many questions then there's always that one friend who gets too messy, and you have to make a split second decision about whether you acknowledge that you're actually friends with that person. Or if you're just if you just cut it off, right then and there and leave them. I was that person for like one week my senior year of college. I mean, it encompassed two weekends. But I was like a full blown mess threw up in a couple of cabs and on someone's couch. Oh my God. And on their cat. But after your co workers has been has to Bayview in their bathtub. You learn your lesson pretty quickly. Not everybody has the fortune that I had experienced that. No. I remember once I was out with friends and someone I won't say who, but they have been a guest on unhappy hour before she got drunk. We were trying to ask her for her address who so we can put her in a cab and send her away and we got like a vague. But clear enough answer to like, we got a neighborhood. So we were like all right. We can ship her in that direction. And we got her in the cab and watched it in a drove two blocks pulled over and made her get out. God damn. Next going out is expensive. I know this is an obvious point. But it's like do I want to stay in open, the six pack of wine bottles that I got at CVS for eight dollars or do. I want to go out to one bar and somehow spend three thousand dollars on down drinks.

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"brandon scott" Discussed on Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

04:50 min | 2 years ago

"brandon scott" Discussed on Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

"Find us at unhappy. Our pod on Twitter for more info, let us know where you think you're haughty should take the crown and now on with the show. Welcome to unhappy. Our the show where we bitch about oh, the things we love to hate every single week. I'm your host the Mack Beleza. I'm here in the studio as always with my producer, Barry Finkel, high bearing hayme at didn't really know what to write for the intro right now. So I just went to I'm happy to see you. Barrier will do so we'll start off as always with worse things. I for talk about the worst news at the week. And after that, we are diving deep into the worst parts of going out because yes, I love to karaoke. Yes. I love to dance, but I would much rather to all those things within the confines of my home where it legal for me to have my deck ouds. And finally, we have got actor Brandon Scott Jones on the pied Darcy card and an Pat Regan, both former guests and friends of the pod said, we absolutely need to have Brandon on the show. We're not going to let them down. Okay. Because Brandon is fear for an interview and a game of elaborate love the opposite of elaborate. Don't know what. I mean. Neither do I. But we'll all know by the end of the episode. So lax two at let's get into it. Let's stay. All night and start does show. All right. Thanks. I the worst news of the week. Our first story came from someone on Twitter named Kate Kelly who said if this is an on this week's worse things. I I will riot. So now, you don't have to fuck and riot. But also do not threaten me ever. Because I will come for U verse story is a man in Oregon said he and his dog survived in his SUV, which was trapped in the snow for five days by eating packets of Taco Bell fire sauce, presumably they stayed warm by hovering their hands and pies over there steaming hot diarrhea. How do you eat just hawk oh Bellefire sauce for five days and survive, these people he should be. We should have him on the pod. Interview. So there's this thirty six year old guy who he goes off routing. You know, as you do he goes off roading in Oregon, and he drove up he was like on a mountain with his dog alley star stars born has SUV got stuck in the snow. He tried walking. But there was too much snow to for help. So he just had to stay in his car, and he and his dog just eight hukou Bellefire sauce and on Twitter. He said Taco Bell fire sauce saves lives. So now, you know, you should always have hot sauce on your back because it could save your fucking life. I just want the I want like the castaway version of this story. I want the castaway movie, you know, the end of castaway we're like Tom Hanks returns from the island, and he's like standing there you've never seen. No. Of course, not. Homophobe. He the end of the castaway movie like after he's used Wilson like a flashlight a bunch of times, and he's back understanding. Nope. He's back in his house. And he's just like standing, do, you know, the premise of castaway barely he gets stranded on. That's the part that I know. And then he eventually gets rescued a spoiler alert. Sorry. And then he's back at his house, and it's after like five or six years or whatever. And everyone thought he was dead. But he's standing in air. He's like lying there. Flicking a light switch on and off as supposed to be like, oh, we take it for granted electric. I want that scene with this guy. He's like standing in a Taco Bell just staring at all the options. All the mounds of sauce, milds and medium. This is going to be your first feature film. I just wrote an entire. And then the climactic emotional scene. Yeah. Maxed, an unlicensed gun owner in Indiana is recovering in a hospital after accidentally shooting himself in the penis and scrotum. Oh, hoosiers. Why you doing this? Yeah..

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"brandon scott" Discussed on Las Culturistas

Las Culturistas

03:59 min | 2 years ago

"brandon scott" Discussed on Las Culturistas

"It was either gonna be astronaut LL like mask drag. But then also is it I I'm not challenging I've just I've never thought of it though. Well, for me, it will like it felt like very thing to fall in line and say, yeah, I'm going to be an astronaut like those things one of those stock answers, you can take cover behind it as a nerdy FM. It's a boy answer totally that. But then it was like I was drunk. I was like. I was drawing shit into photo albums and like making these stories up. So I was like, but then like it sort of translated where it was like this creative instincts like makes them that was me. I always weirdly want it to be. And I don't think I understood what this was. But I was like I wanna be a psychologist. No, wow. Like, I think the idea of like talking to people about their problems, which I just I was just like a gossip. Yeah. Then, but then I future punk ass. Right. When I got really really obsessed with rollercoaster tycoon, I really wanted to design roller coasters. I've really wanted. But I think what I really wanted to do was be the person who created the stories for the rides and like did all the fun stuff. Like, I said, and they'll be fire here and here there should be water. And here there should be win. But which which is not thing you didn't wanna actually be the engineer. You wanted to be the person telling them what to do because then I found out what the imagine ears really are. And they're scientists they're scientists essentially engineer RJ RJ. App kat. There are pal you've imagining friend. Listen to the power. Who would last me went last year hopes up with some great fast passes was so sweet he's in imagine ear. It's crazy. It's pretty cool. Yeah. Such yeah. Where they talk about Disney and stuff and. I'm coming back. I'm going to do I'm going to do the Walt Disney marathon. Yes. And I'm very excited about this. It'll be fun. Yeah. So and it's through the parks. I believe that will be such a missed opportunity. If it wasn't sure. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure it has to. Yeah. What about you think I wanted to own a restaurant or some? I think it is stressful. I think it was that children's book author like I wanted to do that. I was I was into drawing comic book artists, and then and then other that's what it was. Yeah. Those were probably probably the main ones for me nothing too exciting. But actually, I want to look at one point. I wanted to like I wanted to be a businessman. My dad's briefcase and like I just used to walk around the house at that. And put my papers in there, and I had papers. I don't know. That's that's just a king. That's just like that's a kink what you experiencing was. You had a king you want to fuck men. Yeah. That's a king. When you want to guys. King. It's actually reloaded number ninety. When you wanna fuck guys king? No matter what gender you are. If you wanna fuck them in your, hey one. Someone did ask me this though last night. They were like like, what would you do if comedy didn't work out? And I was like a had that lame answer. I was and they said they say this Mazel to like, I couldn't do anything else. Yeah. That's what it was. I was like I don't think I have the skills. So you literally have other skills not not had another career not something that I could like sustain or that. I could have the interest to invest in the to sustain your unhappiness not in the fuel to kind of wake up every morning feel satisfied. Glenn said at the Golden Globes. We need as women we need to fulfill our personal goals. Yes. Yes. There to nurturing. Well, she said women just aren't nurturing. She said women are nurturing, and that's expected of them and like by nature. Yes. They have like, I it's when you're growing up in a culture that demands you to be an. Virtual and a wife and mother like those are beautiful things to have. But it's important and crucial that everyone especially women who have been cultured to do the opposite, find their passions. And are able to say this is my passion..

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"brandon scott" Discussed on Las Culturistas

Las Culturistas

01:43 min | 2 years ago

"brandon scott" Discussed on Las Culturistas

"We're definitely interested in making this resort. There's there's a Kelly Clarkson land that's opening up in twenty twenty two. I'm saying is we're in talks with Kelly about opening up potentially. Maybe theme park Kelly Clarkson related the park. Yes. With a. A because of you flew and you get to go behind those. They have there's a haunted house called behind those Hayes allies. And it's really just like very scary ride. And everything's yeah. Splash mountain and because of you, flew different. Because of you flew is actually really sad and deals with divorce and splash mountain is more device. Right. But he do you and Kelly both gone through divorce. I No, know I I don't don't need need to to have have. gone through the divorced. Neither. Neither does Kelly Kelly's parents went through a divorce. Oh, that's what. Because if you was about and me as a fan and the architect of the parks such a good job. You felt that you don't need to have to experience. Exactly leary. Look in your eyes. That has just no I'm sorry. This is my favorite thing about. Much. I think that will get a theme park ride in. Here's what I pardoned can have one. I gotta have one. Yeah. I love that. I love that too. I love that for me. I love that for you. I love that. Honestly, though for me. You know, what I was little what were your dream jobs when you were a little like, what did you wanna do like when before comedy are acting was even thing? And I would imagine that for a lot of us grew up like watching the Oscars we've talked about this. But what was the job that you wanted? I was really into drawing..

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"brandon scott" Discussed on Las Culturistas

Las Culturistas

04:04 min | 2 years ago

"brandon scott" Discussed on Las Culturistas

"I said, I don't know about that character. I loved like, you know, what I mean? All I know of that character, though, I know you are I am solipsism Pierce. The more the more. I think about it. The more our guest has even more credits that are coming down the pipeline the other to the other two which is that we are currently doing a feature at on several weeks full. What are these called? It's basically a little mini season. It's a micro season. We are pushing the too hard. And because we love it. So because we love it so dearly to mention that. There's no like Viacom is not paying us to do this. Like, we are just no curse. I wanted to could if they want, but we're just pursuing this. Because we love the show something we've seen all ten episodes. You've seen it all hostak love it. And don't forget that. If you thought that it was just all about television, comedy and dramatic film. No, no, there is broad high budget comrade high budget comedy coming down the pipeline from our guest. And isn't it romantic guest is truly I think the star of the film? I think our our guest at the table read 'cause you were Emma, smells, you are in this film. I play are. Remember, this player guests boyfriend at the end of the film about that. At the table read. He was the fucking star. Priyanka Chopra was Goths fog just staring at him. Just like. Who is this person? Janka couldn't believe what she was seeing hearing and experiencing absolutely and fucking Liam, Mr. miss Hemsworth. Oh, I could talk about him gave him. I think went in for a hug at the table. Right. Oh, but wait a minute. He smells like NFL can tree if she's listening. We love her so much. I can't even describe how much love the first time. I met Betty gilpin SUNY Tamani pass to the show Pascall Therese Stepassin hunter introduced us. And I truly was like I fully suits has never been a fan. I ascribe to that. I was she does resist. I was like I was like a you are incredible. She's amazing. She's amazing. And that was before he's into glow that was after season one. And it's she's the baggy scene. Open invitation to be on the show. I want Betty gilpin on loss. Coach the wheels. Reese, the wheels might be in motion to happen live for this. And that will be a moment where I will have to take zebra. I will have to. Brad. Let's just and can I say I've taken so many deep breaths. I have to take a different remember that this person is in our lives in our life. Isn't her friend is in our little coterie, like legendary UCB CB, comedian someone who took a chance on me, and Sam Taggart's crazy fucking show live on Broadway back in the day when we were to fucking nothing's anyways. The Carrie Bradshaw. The show he's carry out shot. He's done carry every time. He's nailed carry every time for someone who hasn't ever seen a full episode of sex in the city that's fucking sailed. Carrie bradshaw. Isn't that crazy at so stupid? He is Carrie Bradshaw. Please welcome our guest. Brandon Scott, Joe, I think he's actually saying that wasn't recording. And it wasn't. Headed to pit. Wait. Hurt. That's what it is the actresses who also have the tricks up their sleeves. Okay. Kathryn Hahn a joke. Upset people not a joke. Not all right fine. Sorry. She's fucking cry. And as I said off air, and you guys confirmed, and I am the first time repeat time. And you're the first gig male guests on the shops. Yeah. Actually have never had one. I just realized that I was oh my God. And you guys twice just to be the representation for we needed diversity on the potted. So we got you finally anytime we talk about tennis invoked your name is invoked. And this is a hot rod for ten hop..

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