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Ep 144: Brad Williams

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53:34 min | 6 months ago

Ep 144: Brad Williams

"Hi there. It's me. Stephan from comedy advice podcast. You think this is a lot like a low of the meditation podcast you're listening to. Tell you to be aware. Close Your eyes. And just. Feel. Well. I'm telling you that's not the case. Is More like the opposite of Meditation Really I. Don't want you to think about yourself at all. You thoughts I want you to just sit back like a a little drown that y'all. And I want you to just laugh. All right soothing is that voice is a minute. Go back to my normal voice. Hey, guys, Stephan here just wanted to let you guys know you're in for a very special treat today. I treat you well. I'm like your Audio Sugar Daddy, so keep on coming back for more baby. Anyway today you're gonNA. Listen to Brad Williams our very special guest. He's been on TV shows like David. Tells comedy underground live at Gotham the tonight. Show Jimmy Kimmel live mind of Mencia! He's also had to comedy specials on showtime. He had fun size, which has showtime's highest rated comedy of two thousand, fifteen followed by daddy issues in two thousand sixteen, and he was also featured on Netflix's comedy. Show the degenerates season one episode to watch it. This guy is. Is Absolutely hilarious. I was cracking up the entire episode, and we just have such a good time so I want you guys to listen have a good time with us, and then if you feel it in your heart support Brad. We've got links to follow him on instagram. Look for his shows on Brad Williams comedies you can see. He's coming to a venue near you, and then for all of our Phoenix listeners. We've got linked to see him live in. In Phoenix coming up this week, June fourth through the seventh at standup life, so guys go check him out and guys just wanted to say. I love you. You're awesome. Thank you so much for listening to the PODCAST. If you guys haven't yet, please subscribe Tele Friend and leave a review I can't stress how important that is! It gets us up in the charts right now. We're still top thirty best Improv podcasts of all times and Apple PODCASTS, but we. We want to get to number one, so please leave that review and tell your friends and family about us and get them to leave a review. The most opportune times or Thanksgiving's family gatherings got damn it. That's not a thing anymore with corona. Okay, well, the best time now is at zoom meeting, so get the link and then let people leave a review. Right awesome. Thank you guys so much and open my alarms going off I. Guess it must be. Comedy time. Advise, PODCAST. And friends. Statement to be taken, literally was up seven. PODCAST. And I think Brad's come on. Hello Hello. What's up? How's it going? Brad? Going all right my friend by the way, my name's Stephan, my co host and brother Anthony is right over there and then Eric. He'd just dropped a way to get a drink, but as soon as he comes, we can get started. Eric we don't need them. That's what I say to you know what? Let's just go ahead and get started. What? What were there ever Reduc podcast? seriously. Everyday. Eric you'll like such an Eric. I know. I know you know we were actually asking each other? What's the male version of Karen? Found the answer Eric. Eric would be a top five I'd I'd say todd. Mean like. Definitely. Like like definitely todd move I mean. My Name's not far beyond my brad off a browser such so I was saying it can't be just the dushi factor Karen I was saying you could picture on like the PTA. But a bunch of Dushi. Guys would not be there, so it's not like the FRAT row. Maybe maybe Nathan. Yes. We all. We all agree. It's gotTa be white. Oh I for percent. You can't have it be like I'll find so. Oh, that's Oh. That's too far. It's funny I did change a joke because I used to. So my my my my wife has friend who I hate I. Fucking Hater and She's involved in our lives and. I DIDN'T WANNA. Use Her real name on stage, so I went through a couple of different names in the funniest name that I found. Was Karen. So Sing Karen for a while and then this Karen Shit started really picking up and I'm like now. I can't Karen. So like I did. I pick a new name and no, no joke. The the the new name I picked is carol and then Tiger King comes out and I'm like. Yeah, it's A. It's a now. Do stick with Carol. Or do I like. or or use the bitches real name? I do that. Yeah, I am I, tried. Though her real name too long I. It's kind of weird. It make like TRY IT OUT ON US yeah. It in comedy. You can't even for one second like. If the if the audience takes a second, just a be to go with what bigger joke is not ruined, but it it it. It won't hit as our as as it would, so yeah like I use very simple name like Karen Carol or something like that I. Get it. It's kind of like saks. If you're things are going good, and you accidentally say the wrong name. It's still good. It's just distracts them for a second so they. They don't quite get that. All Right! Have you ever had something like really weird? Like interrupt your sex now Eric. You don't know about this. You haven't been laid, but. When you're when you're having sex, stop could happen at at sometimes, it's eight your control, sometimes, not your control. Have you ever had something happened Stephen? Words like like. A light flickered on and off. The wrong song came on Dora Espn. Turn on. That's bats absolute that happened yesterday. That's what I was. Point my finger, but yeah, we wife and I. We're getting. We're excited. We just bought a couch, so we had that post couch, purchase thrill, and so we're like. Let's celebrate and get laid, so we? We didn't have the couch yet, so we were on the ground. But, we were like Hey Alexa. Do we have triggered? So? That's one of her skills. We say like sexy time and then they a playlist. Oh, you should change it to be like Alexa. You know what to do. If, you can do that. Aw, that's great. Now I've noticed that this. This doesn't happen so much when you're married, but like when you're dating the last thing you can actually do when. Like the vast way to make someone mayor a motor mostly women. Not WanNa have sex with you. Even if they want to have sex at you is to say hey, we're sex, art, weight and then. Not Going to happen married people. It's a little different because married people off them. Live together you're you're you got your schedule yet? You have to literally A. fucking tonight. Yes, co! Get the penciled in. Especially my situation now I got a full a four month old baby. We definitely act like a really an hour. Let's go. So Yeah, so what you had you had a song come on. That was not a fun song we had we had by the way totally get married thing too, because we're just kind of past the four play where it's just like we're doing it. We almost have a look I to my wife and Mike. You know what to do, and she's like yeah. Her name's Alexa Alexa by the way. But. No, we had her do. A playlist in the playlist was like. Ninety Skoll, and so that made things shrink a little bit. You haven't sex Goldfinger. Like maybe ready. Golden. You're having sex that Tony, hawk pro skater soundtrack. Severe some real big fish. came. Your ex I mean if you pay attention to the lyrics, though it does mean comes across very sexual. I'm doing all the foreplay I can. I'm down there licking roping, but it's just the music. The melody doesn't match to it. So. Here's everyone for our young listeners that don't know about I out of together good sex playlist Here's the key. They have to be sexy songs, but they can't be too popular. Because if they're too popular, then you start like mouthing the words like everyone's like. Oh Marvin Gaye. Let's get it on a sexy song of all time. You can't actually put that song in the playlist, because if your wisdom on especially, if it's like your first time and all of a sudden, you start hearing. Just goes into like laughing. He'll start laughing. And just be like really thought. This song would get me like yeah so. yeah. Or like Berry. Why can't get enough of your love it? It's too on the nose. You have to get something. That's got a good rhythm. A good be slow. Good lyrics, but that you can't hear. I might. Recommendation is at Pandora. Just say play. PORTISHEAD Andorra Hortus said. For me, I mean unless you're. Really like nineties, arm or something like that or does said works. I like that that's a good recommendation and listeners. You're already getting free advice here from Brad. I. Not On topic you like or you don't like. That's the guys that Amazon going to be like. There was a sudden surge for Boorda's head on on Alexa. What's going on? Really popular now I mean. I don't know how your guest is, but a fairly very. Oh, it's insanely especially when it comes to sex tips, but I was GonNa say to my wife. She's Brazilian so she wasn't quite aware of the stigmas. The social stigmas of bans that are good, not good. Clapping because the other Brazilian wife, thanks. I appreciate I still don't know how it happened. We so she's a big fan of nickelback, so she's like Alexa when it's time to get dirty, she's like. Can you play photograph and I'm like now? Song about like your light grimacing album. That gets in the mood. It least do Rockstar or I won't Sadea. That's. Yes, that's true I'll. I'll try and suggest that next time she's the. She's the dominant one, but I'll try. y'All say a before. She puts the gag in my mouth, but. Anyway guys welcome to a comedy advice podcast. We are here chatting it up with the one the only Brad Williams. Yes, please applaud Hulu late, be naked. However, you WANNA celebrate. Yeah, it's it's awesome to have you by the way this is. Stephan speaking we've also got our co host Arabic, say Hello Eric. Any. Awesome and then Anthony Eye Eric introducing. OUTY! You don't see. I can gallon hat. You can say hi. You could say be good, said you know because he gets. Stephanie gives me Shit no matter what as though. Well well, at least we can see eric. We've also got Stephan my brother. That was a weird way. Your brother also named stuff. Already come in with Shaq. We've got anthony who doesn't have a video. He's there okay? We don't have to worry about him. Anyway Brad, thank you so much for joining for for audience members. That might not know who you are. Would you mind telling us a little bit about yourself? I am a porn star with the largest Dick in the world. That, it's a problem, isn't it? It's a burden. Drags on the ground now. I may stand up comedian. And I've got a couple specials on. On a showtime, which are now streaming on on a prime flex that degenerates I was once handcuffed oriented Guerande for a week as a true story. What's We. Did her NICKELODEON TV show called Salmon? Cat and they did this weird like the kids version of the hangover. Where where where she drinks this mystic, a Asian tonic to help her study then she just wakes up and. I'm handcuffed to her and she doesn't know how I got there, and but it's. I play a a foreign person. Who would we never say where I'm from what language I'm speaking because I made up the language. It's all GIBBERISH Wow, so yeah, that's that yeah. I got to be on salmon cat, so it's always weird when I have. Aired on Nickelodeon like eight years ago, so it's very strange when I have friends that go like. Immense Oem cat and I'm like you don't have kids. Why are why are you? Use go down, Grandes IMDB and just like say I'm GonNa do everything. I don't get it I've. I've got nothing to do I'm quarantined. I'm just going down the whole catalog Arianna Guerande. Buffet like like. If you showed up, you know I. It's like when you hear that Porn Stars. They started doing born than like their. Uncle Calls Day I. Know You're doing born. You're well uncle. now I know what you're. because. Main like. Especially is. Like us, all you doing Blow Bang? It's like Oh. On. God I think that my parents might be one of the very few that haven't looked porn. And maybe just me convincing muscle. Ernest the real dirty shit, they're. Real. I'm not worried about the guy. Yeah, watch more watch. We watch it. L.. Maybe masturbate being a wife. Watch it of skin I'm not worried about that. I'm worried about the guy that's life or or I say. How's IT pronounced? or Are Worn. What's this or not long? What is this available somewhere you that person as a basement? What is? It's and the water heater is not the only thing that's down there. There are some of the people that still by porn. They've got collections down in that base. That one and like I would think that now you'd have to have like one of those like hidden doors. You're born collection. You know like you. Okay, you. You pull the book down in the thing rotates. It's just all is like stuff from the eighties like all like old. Jenna Jameson Stuff Christy Canyon. Classics. You have a golden era This is the only known copy without pages sticking together. Now. A debt so definitely. Your parents watch them really Kinky Shit. Oh God. I, don't I see it. I don't WanNa. See it but I. Picturing our heads. I Yeah I did one time walking on them. Post Coitus, thank God there was no movement but I did actually walk into, and they looked like a medieval painting where. Some effort I think my dad was feeding my mom grapes at one point it was. Just glistening and they were. Anthony, wants elaboration. announced. Today have sex. They're in the. Trojan, war. My? Dad was playing the harp. They didn't have Alexa back then, so that was the playlist. Har. To be like I mean out of all the instruments. That guy's a take up in. Guys take delayed the harvest goddess like. That's the worst idea the heart. You know 'cause like a guitar. You'll be like Oh. Your some Brad I'd like the heart. You gotta like shove it in. Like opened up like no, you have to come into our fru took. Could you imagine a guy walking around a college campus? lugging a harp? He can't even carry it on his back. He's dragging. Drills some wheels on. Dolly Want Your Brown eyed girls you. Want to hear wonderwall. A word. Fuck well and. We're going to ask you a little bit more about yourself. How how did you end up getting into comedy? I was nineteen years old on thirty six now, which is like seventy two dwarf. It yet. You don't know wardrobe person person short stature. Okay on that. Yeah I was nineteen years old. I went to a comedy club and the comedian on stage I. wouldn't Father's Day weekend two thousand and Five! No the the to the two to four and I saw the I brought my dad in the stages, making midget jokes, and a half the audience was laughing, and the though sitting by me was not laughing. I was there like her. And the comedian notice that he goes like literally after rumors about it. This Adler is not laughing. He goes said on what is one of the here and I just raised my crib little hand. Comedian called me up on stage and start asking questions I answer the questions. Honestly, I did not rides. You get laughs and. The might answer got laughs like he asked me. What would I do for living at times? Nineteen years old I live in Orange County I was working at Disneyland and I said I work at Disneyland. The I started laughing I early audience as fuck you not onset. That's like the I laugh I got. From that that was that. Was it man? That was the drug where I was like. Wow, this is! The rest of my life so. I started doing open nights after the two weeks after that I started I did my I hope Mike at the laugh factory, in Hollywood, and then just did open mics forever, and then you slowly work your way up to catch a couple of breaks yet. Open for a couple of guys. You may get on TV show. It's I mean. All that makes it sound very simple. The the the best part about stand up comedy is his only one way to get better at it. You can't read a book you. Can you know one piece of advice? I'll I'll give you whatever advice I can't, but like there's nothing I can say. That can make an unfunny person funny. Nothing. So so you're saying how fucked! Yeah if I'm sorry. It's like you can only get funded by doing it and then learning, so that's the that's the that's the beautiful thing about standup. Is that the only way to get better is to do it and the worst part about stand up the only way to get better to do it because you can't practice, you have suck. You have the bomb of the learn from it and in. There are no shortcuts. There's no there there. There's no. Class, you could take. Some people said like a comedy class can make make you be funnier. Yes, because comedy class forces you to focus on comet. That's that's it soccer Okasan it performing it in the end the only way you could ever know that a joke is good is about forming for a live audience So during this time during the during the pandemic. Now Elida options right now for like developing comics at really it really sucks for that Damn I and I was gonna say I heard on Theo Vons podcasts. I know that Jeff Die, and you jumped on. Because you guys are kind of some of the pioneers that are venturing out and starting to use live shows again, which is awesome. I was GONNA ask what's what's the experience been like is? Is it kind of like? I know that you have to keep working working and working at it. And as You keep working at it, you get bigger venues bigger stages, more people, etc, and yeah, is it like taking a step back in a sense where you're at the big size venue? But it's half the people, or it's a certain number of the AD. It hearkens back to like six seven years ago when I when I was headlining, because then I would sell about a third of the tickets, and now I'm selling about a third tickets figures that's all that can happen in in the room so I'm not too far removed from those years towards not. Like yes, it's weird to go on stage and look out the audiences to people sitting together then there's. Empty seats, and then another two people, and then for like and in some of the wearing masks. Yes, it's weird. It's weird, but I'm not that God. It's Fook it. Fill up the club where mass? Like I'm not like. or I'm not performing until it's all like. I can't do that, so my philosophy is I'd rather do it for a third of the people than Opie. yeah, and I know that the difference during needling at now in. A room that was third fold six seven years ago. Is that when I was doing a room a third full six seven years ago. Those who weren't there signi air just they are because they're like. Oh, it's a comedy club. This is good, or they got free tickets some promotions now I have a I have a have a third of the room, but every single person is there to see you wanna get out. They want they. They WanNa see Rod Williams so they're very excited about that so it all the shows were great i. went to Oklahoma City breakdown comedy club, and then I went to rise. Guys in Salt Lake City in that was awesome. I got In next week I'll be at stand up live in Phoenix Arizona. Young and and. Like as long as we're all taking. We're all taking precautions to keep safe. Then, I'm feeling comfortable I'm one of those guys that's kind of in the middle I. Don't think that everything should open up. Folk asked just be like we're back to normal right now. Let's. But I. Don't think we should just hide under our beds. You know for a year until everything's gone. People to work people need to eat. People need to get out so I'm I'm kind of in the middle on it, but the shows were very exciting to do and a really just A. Felt. Like `I legit almost burst into tears when the show was done because there was a time. At the beginning of this thing I didn't think I was going to get to do up ever again. I was sitting there like way. This might be done my goal. Herbs, in life might be over. I might be stuck. Doing cameos for people that would like remember me. Rely remember that or comic US pretty funny ten years ago when they would stand up comedy like. Wow I might have to get a job. You know doing something else I don't know but Yeah. It was scary for a second so to be able to come back and start doing shows. was really really cool. That's awesome, and I totally agree with you. Wear being in the middle on. It's such. It's a complicated issue where you've got. It seems like you can't put a stop to everything. And then there are also people you have the mental health. To think about where is this is really helpful for people to go out. Enjoy comedy show now granted, not everybody. If you're at risk, you should probably take precautions. Yeah if you're can stay home if you're elderly, if you if you live with someone who that risk or is elderly, okay? May. Maybe you don't get to do this kind of stuff yet and people that go let's not fair, yeah! I wanted to be a pro athlete, but It's the best pro athletes. I couldn't do that like. It's not isn't fair. You kind of adjust. You GotTa do what you need to do. You know right. Those people I don't know. Find the comics or burchell shows I don't know it's like a listened to hilarious podcast like this since sponsors That's you know that that. Would you do so it? It's Ralph and will eventually get back to normal ones, you know there is a vaccine or or the numbers of just so low. We don't care about it anymore or learn more about virus in Potentially how How? It's not what we thought it was maybe by. Yeah. We'll get back there, but for now while we. I'M GONNA. Keep touring. Keep doing. kick you in shows than keep getting tested when I when I come home. That's awesome and I was GONNA say congratulations. I know I'm five months later, but you just had a newborn daughter. Hey Trust me five months later, still it still at Selah newborn until until she can like shit on our own without me having to do anything. A. Newborn so yes. Yeah and this, and this is the first child so I mean there is never never a good time for a global pandemic, but if I had to pick a time, it would be perfect for me. Personally it would be right now because I stay home and be with my daughter and I I've heard all these comics are like yeah I saw my daughter, and she was born next week I was on. The road saw her again when I was like. When she was like nine. You know who? Are there for those moments so I I'm I'm glad I. Get to be here for that kind of stuff in here for these moments and. I'll tell her stories of of the pandemic as she grows up. That's sweet. I was GONNA ask to during I. Know There's no substitute for comedy or go stand up comedy going up there, actually doing it but during. Before comedy clubs started reopening. What were you doing to I mean if you were doing anything to kind of keep up with a tweets, I was doing funny tweets. I join cameos of one book media, a shoutout to somebody or a the funniest one I did was some a lesbian couple had broken up, and some girl hired needs to tell ex girlfriend their pussy. that was my favorite. How did you get into character for that one? I just I just remembered some x girl. Are Good to go. Yeah did that. I did a couple of virtual shows and. It's weird. The the virtual shows are weird. I've heard some comics on podcast. Talk about how much they suck. They'll never do them Romeo. I got a newborn daughter I made money on. The Virgil shows I wish I could just sat back and been like got twenty million in the bank. You know I could do whatever but. Then option, so I had to figure out so I, did so virtual shows which are not stand up comedy, but it's close if stand up comedies, heroine virtual shows are the methadone. Is Just Kinda just Kinda get? into our next break I like it cool. We'll thank you, Brad. We're GONNA. Get into the self help portion now. Unless there's anything else you'd like to say, we'll plug everything at the end to, but. All I'll say is that I'm on this podcast. In one thing is five gas will will not. A time as really tired. If someone doesn't do your podcast now, they don't like you. And me. Because before you can be like all I'm so busy. I'm on the road I got glides got bag bag shows like a bit now. It's like you're nothing. We can do it on zone. Who from your bedroom and? You're still not coming on the PODCAST. It's because you don't like the person you don't like off cast or the Bersin. Asked in you at least ask the nice way like I don't know you guys. I'd like. It's always where we when you want. As you don't know, 'cause yet, 'cause they do a little bit of research. Just so you're not podcast, and then like you laugh it up and take a great time, and then they tag some tweets like. Hey, it's alright Fridays and. That Exact Hill research so I. I looked up your podcast. Read read some reviews, now's like. Seem like a serial killers Well, anyway, it's time for our next segment. Self help for the outright. Five steps or less yeah. Hey Stephan here. Have you ever thought about making a podcast? It may seem complicated, but anchor makes it easy. Let me explain it's free. That means you don't have to spend any of your hard earned Cheddar to get your voice out to the world. It's easy. There are creation tools that allow you to record and edit your podcast from your phone or computer will also distribute your podcast for you so it. It can be heard on spotify apple podcasts, and so much more. You can also make money from your podcast with no minimum listenership. It's everything you need to make a podcast in one place. So what are you waiting for? Download the free anchor APP or go to anchor DOT FM to get started all right. We're going to get into cell portion, but before we answer these questions. We're GONNA fuel ourselves with. From a motivational quote from well before we get into it, we like to ask our guests if they have any inspirational quotes that help them get through their days when they're having tough times, so do you have any brad any inspirational quotes? That bring light to your dark days. I have to one. One quote is nobody cares about you That seems very dark. It seems like that would make Dr Days Darker but I like that quote. It was told to me by a Improv comedy. Because I started talking about all the all in Providence. Would if I fuck up, the audience is GonNa hate me. The Isis thinking stupid and they don't like my my outfit and they can't look past them a little person. In the congress stopping with nobody cares about nobody, so they're all worried that they're all in their own heads about the stuff. They're doing so win the world like. When you too much in your head like Oh, I I I can't do this because people were not gonna like me, order or they. I I can't do this bit because they're. Too close to my last album. That was nobody cares nobody. No one's sticking that much matt I like that I think I might use that one next time. My wife asked me if the dress makes her look fat. We're like no one. Dress mainly look fat. Why does it matter I'm taking you dinner on and I'm GonNa try to have sex. Afterwards. Where are you working? Why are you concerned with US I don't get it Yeah and then the second quote is everything in your life turned out exactly the way it did whether you worried about it or not and I don't know who said it, but I really like it, and it's. It's exactly what it means. It's wide. Stretch yourself out in worry about things when it's not going to change the outcome you stressing yourself out you wearing doesn't make. One thing go one way or the or the or the other, so yeah, those are my those are my two books. and. Good compared to the the hot garbage fire. Yeah, and let's. Okay, let's. Racial. Go home. That's actually a step up from what we've got. So as we let the powerful quotes from Brad. Resonate, we're going to introduce our quote from a robot called Inspire robot, so what it does is it actually uses ai to take some of the wisest words known to man and Mesh them together for a tasty inspirational quote. But all right, Eric, would you like to read this week's quote? This week's quote. Only, if you believe in your own inner beauty, will you get naked flesh? That sounds like something that some hot girl would write on instagram. And you're like wait what? Inspired hard like what? What about you, Eric? What does this quote scream to you I? Think this is just another way of saying Brad disclosure of nobody cares. If you believe that nobody cares then. You'll have the competence to get that naked flesh. Can we all? When they get that naked flash leave. Nobody cares you. You will tap that ass like that, or is it like you'll be confident? Walk around naked 'cause. I! Don't know if I like that either way. What if it's like a Hannibal, Lecter? That's. Yeah. The flesh part was pushing me in that direction. I got a freezer full of. Flesh when dates yet when I went out with my. When I was single. I never, I never went. Bro. Let's go out and chase them naked. That sounds like something like if there was a movie and like the alien was trying to appear like. Elo froze. Kid. Guys. have some sugar water naked. So. I was. I was hoping that you guys would remember that far back. Guys I feel now that we're fueled in motivated. We can go onto the question, so we've got the first one. It's a question from read it, and it's found by our very own fan. Sarah Thank you Sarah. This question reads the Color Orange disgusts me I really need to know that I'm not the only person who feels like this anytime. I see the color orange. It makes me want to throw up and I have no idea why. This is bothered me for years and I. Don't think I'll ever be okay with the color any advice. Sincerely color me disgusted, just not orange. Don't be Denver Broncos. Fan Stock. Don't live in, Colorado. Or Ayob don't live in Colorado and I. Hope you don't live in Syracuse or Knoxville Tennessee because that's all orange centric. Or India. That's the flag right How would you get over Europe orange? I'm wondering if it's just trial by fire where where you gotta go, like somebody paints remorse, shock me in the middle of it and slide food underneath the dough our. Oranges The row or desired slices APP maybe. Yeah, I don't know I I. Don't do well with the irrational fears. I'm good because I'm the guy that's like fucking. You know what I mean like. I'm back that guy I don't know. Why became bill Burr half of it? Yeah I don't do well with the people that are like I have a fear of toothpaste all right, so I'm not gonNA. Get. Yeah I can smell. Your oranges. Now? Maybe you're right trial by fire. Just go into an orange ren pelted with oranges, maybe on the naked flesh too, so it really stinks. I go. In that I fear normal things like you know death failure. Like stuff like that and that it's not like Oh. We're driving over a bridge. Hold on, I gotTa go around it. I can't. I'm saying that because I have a friend who's like that is I've never driven around a bridge, but I do get well. No no heights I'm afraid of heights and so yeah I used to have dreams where I would fall, and then I'd hit the ground, and I wouldn't die, but I would jolt in real life hard enough to empty I. Was GonNa say my bowels. Dream. But I but I did Piss my pants I did have to wear diapers I think from nine years old to eleven years old. Anthony Remembers that fondly because. That was your own personal. Nine eleven got that was. Never forget something. I'm never going to do better than that joke. Wow and the podcast we we. Wrap it up. Thank you very much, everybody. Wow. Telling jokes. Anyway. Yeah, I think we kind of answered that one Eric Anthony did. You guys have anything you wanted to add. Now like the Orange Room. Idea that's that's gold. I'm wondering. Are they afraid of the color red? And if not I, WANNA take him to a paint store and take him to the Swatch Wall. and Color Gradient just until Abbas is going slightly orange, slightly orange and really dial it and where they freaked out right no I get that burnt orange employees. Yeah, it's. Like this is blood orange? Good with it you are. I'm okay. All the area between Brown and Yellow Yeah. So Okay and then once we figure that out I. Don't know what we do. If that information been would be interesting. It makes me think of like like you know in nature. If you see like an orange snake, you're like yeah, pick that up. It's probably venomous. So maybe there's something to add to that. They're. Good. Oranges I. Okay thing, keep the fear of your ever in Australia. Touch. Anything in Australia. Good. All right good moving on to the next question question to this is also from. Read it. It's from our Fan Ben Thank you, Ben. Oh Boy, this question is I rubbed my genitals on money and handed it to someone when I was a teenager. It's not really questionable. Let's go on when I was a teenager. I ordered pizza for me and my friend before I opened the door for Pizza Guy I, put the money in my underwear and rubbed against my balls and Gooch area. The delivery person opens the door and before I can stop, or she takes the money from my hand and smiles and says thanks. I closed the door feeling like a horrible person, an idiot for a prank I thought my friend would laugh at I still feel bad about that to this day, and I have changed and been a better person since then I spoke to my therapist about it, and she agreed that it was weird, but the teenagers do a lot of crazy and wild things. How can I atone for the dollar bill thing sincerely looking for inner peace. Yeah, you have to take a job at Wafa John's during his pandemic Start delivering pizzas. It's gotTA. Come full circle. You know You gotTa tone for your sense and don't rub the Pete's on your balls before. We're GONNA. The cycle starts all over yeah. Small, very gross, what did but I get it? new stupid things but yeah I, think you need to be a server in the service industry and you have to deal with people, and that is your atonement. Because you will you, you will tip better after that. You'll be nicer. You'll be the nicest person anyone will ever like all my friends that are waiters, which his? They all tip way more than people that weren't in the service industry because they know that life can, so you don't have to know what that life is you have you have to have? Some people do some dumb shit and just say how. Guys. It's not like pornos you don't get to go in. Oh is the pizza have extra? Sausage goes right now, but. Occasionally, you'll get a fat guy. Angela door naked on a dare, but that's about the closest thing you're gonNA come. Else. That's the closest you'll come to naked flesh, but other than that it's just you gotta do your time taking the money I think because. As one towns, yes, a tone I like that I totally agree with that by the way of. Well I don't if you were saying exactly this, but I think everyone should do maybe six months to a year mandatory of customer service working as a waiter. We're working at stalling getting their dude because I I worked as a Barista and I worked at starbucks in New Jersey for a year, and that was a fucking nightmare. Are. We just a gloss over the fact that you pronounce it Bar, Re Sta. Way How how is it? We shouldn't do that. What the fuck are you saying stepping? It's a Barista. Why'd you go I work as a Bar East. That's that's how you said it. That's my. It's a regional thing. That's how Cottonwood Arizonans from the same family. I don't think I've ever seen Bari. I say things like that one dude. That says okay. I was feeling low energies. I bought myself. I shook bar. What's? Wrong with you I also. I all I speak well, yes I'm also the guy that has his name spelled Stephen but says it's pronounced Stephan, so that's the exactly you about to say. You speak Italian I was GONNA. Say you're in the same room out a slap the shit out of you. Steffan as this thing where he likes to sell every person. Yes, it's Brad Williams I gotta let them know that I. I heard you start to fucking saying Harland, bring it up. Because, you talion the accent. Yeah, that's how they say they say body stop by. I'm sure they do now. I. Know Why people treat you like Shit. Services because you probably were like and my name is Stephan. By today. Than then like I saw. You Creating I call Dixit. They're like. Here's a split like it says experts acts on a sign. Say Espresso. Announced the Frappuccino. God Damn it. Just give him my fucking drink. Man You. Just talking like that makes me never WANNA play. I want to hear that voice. Oh, that's how I learned Italian. The professor like. No now speaking Italian accent Oh! Great Yeah Yeah you you! You're that God. It's like. When someone or a media and you're like? Oh you mean grander. God. I hate myself. I'm going to have to add it this later and Do not take. Anthony. Make sure he leaves us in. Eric. Eric on him. Guys. Than I've ever errict. We net we. You should never go full ERC. Okay as we say. Italian VERBANIA. So, what else do you have to say about this anthony? Really Likes I. I really liked how the therapist agreed that it was weird because. Every therapist I've been to like. You told them some bucked up shit and they're like normal like. Heard Worse. Yes. That not many across the fuck. Was Wrong with you. Personal diary that day. rubbed nuts on. And Diary Andrea and Yeah the this is this therapist where someone once said yeah I eat my own poop and they'd act like they were shocked. And then you told the story about rubbing. On your balls, they're like Oh God. That's fucked up. Robe. That therapist just thinking. When did he pay me in cash? Oh God. Money. All Right! So go work in the service industry that that as your pants. Beautiful all right good. All Right Eric anything else I think once they've served their penance at the Papa. John's and that's done with. They then need to go and get a job. where the currency is made right because he they defiled the money as well. Someone made that money. Taken the full steps here. Okay, so go to the royal. Mint is a called here or The the mint makes coins, but. I hope he wasn't rubbing coins on his group. In Nichols. Wasn't. About that story is if you paid and. I hope he dated and got some. Or on his boss. Nickel poisoning. It's like a J. James. Bond Villain origin. I. I feel like this guy's a sweet guy though. Hear me out the fact that he did make a mistake, and now he's trying to atone for it and years later. He still remembers this, and he's trying to atone for it. Because I I can't remember maybe I rubbed my gooch on some stuff and gave it to people i. don't it's just those? Teenage years are a blur, so yeah I feel like the fact that this guy's pointing this out and trying to atone for it gives me hope that the world is going to be a better. Less tainted place. NAH got damaged. And that's our show. Brad thank you so much for coming on. We really appreciated having you. I was chuckling chortling all the time. Thank you so much. Where can people find you? Gentlemen I got I got a good left the. Comedy, Dot Com Check out. My tour dates. It changes kind of by the week with this whole thing some. Are Open someplace art, so please. Call Clubs. Doc them before you head out there Yep. Dot Com on instagram. At Bradley Comic. Follow me on twitter at Funny Brad and book me on Cameo and also your ex girlfriend that are pushing. Love it awesome well, thank you so much. Brad, we really appreciate. All those links are going to be in the show notes for your upcoming show, especially at standard up live in Phoenix and Yeah, we really appreciate coming on the show. Thanks, guys. Thank, you everyone! Letterman.

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# 19  Somethings Burning Uncut  Brad Williams & Adam Ray

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# 19 Somethings Burning Uncut Brad Williams & Adam Ray

"Hey guys brand new podcast this is. Something's burning uncut. This is the audio version of Mike Cooking. Show something's burning from the moment. The mics go on until the moment. The mics are off. It is uncut. I've always been fascinated by the audio of a TV show when they're not shooting TV. Show just the ship. That goes on offense by the way. If I could get the birthday conquer uncut holy fuck that would be an amazing podcast to all the Shit. I was talking. I would pay by the way Dan either. If you're listening to this I will pay legit money to buy the audio files from birth. Congress bringing together as a podcast. I would come off like an asshole I can. I'm issue I guarantee you. I would lose fans very quickly. I did nothing but talk shit and and ask when lunch was. That's all I did. The entire time of birth cocker. Like how many more you got to do to Moore fucking reads are. We doing reads a whole time. Lonnie how come we're doing. I feel like we're doing more reads. Am I talking about a of Franz and the element loop one more time? It was me pissing and moaning about working and then me asking when lunches that would be the entire audio that you would listen to. This is not this is just me Brad Williams and Adam Ray cooking my favorite moment in any substance burning that ever happened is on this podcast. Brad Williams falls out of a stool and my response was what I my response was what I was. That real is that a real thing like I whatever I said it was because it just caught me off guard. He fell out of the fucking stool. This is a great podcast. This is US Talking Shit. It is amazing you're GonNa love it so And like I said we're doubling down on content trebling down. I got plenty of time at home. I'm doing logged zooms. If you like the zooms let me know if you don't like them. Just keep your mouth quiet. And we'll be back with a new studio when the lockdown Lightens up and we will be doing. Burt cast out of a brand new venue in in a few short months. So so yeah so we're GONNA put out a ton of content. I hope you guys enjoy it and as always to bears one cave Bill Bert IRT cast. Something's burdens coming back as soon as we can get around other people but until that time. I hope you enjoy this. This is. Something's burning uncut with Brad Williams and Adam Rick guys. I'll see you later shape driving home. Hey what's out perfect intro? This is Beth. I don't I don't take Uber's anymore. Is that what you live for carrying people shut the fuck it so your toddler can hike with you or your dwarf can come on cooking show with your come on over here guys Just put over here the name of God. This call fresh dwarf. Oh that's a fucking that is so cool and now a human lazy Susan Goodness. Oh also a little bar on the back. Yeah yeah supports. I don't mind daughters had seen that I would be wearing that all the time. Yeah did you really you really got done for you too. Yeah we're GONNA wear the NBA Celebrity All Star game at the NBA was like we. Don't have dwarf insurance. If you drop them that was that was. It looks so much. That was most fun we've ever had and who is thinking this. Of course I guess Adam Ray Brad Williams just fresh out of the NBA. All Star celebrity game. How can you guys worked at? Which by the way. We're aware that we're not celebrity. So you don't have welcome. Yeah the bunch of rappers. That were like tweeting. That's like what the fuck are these guys. Did you guys do this so I went to the NBA Awards? Adam Devine was presenting and he took me from birthday to just go with and soak up all the all the The festivities and at the after party handful -til is in and Adam. Silver the commissioner was there and I was like you should try to talk to you about getting team back for Seattle and we just aren't showing off so you settled on the All Star game. One of those. He goes come to Summer League in Vegas. If you guys want hit Brad like we gotta go the commissioner said. He's going to take care of us like we got us with that means we're at somewhere league we're hanging out and it's like owners area and and he's like yeah. That guy owns the You know the the timberwolves that guy owns you know Dillard's and the frog and sons or whatever and then Bradstock Adam silver and he goes. He's about to leave. And you say yeah I just go to silver. I say just one that I play in the celebrity game before Peter Pink List. Does what a good call. Good call silver just looked at me and goes you're in and just like that and then I was like. Oh we're a package deal. Says he can't read. Somebody's putting shit in the overhead. Storage back up. Ice Judah Kerry me on the Court Ed Sober just says. Yeah you guys go while you can do that and kind of looked at us like yeah ask made Michael Jordan play Minor League Baseball. I can do Commissioner Point World Same White Guy. We're privilege ticket dot draws a lot stronger than you would think. Yeah Yeah try to that guy up a handful of time trying to talk shit to which I should have scripted it because I was like I wrote a prescription. I'm looking to fill and he's like what's that I was like pain. And it's nice to meet you man. He's steroids. Can you guys want to drink? Tito's we got one Let's not does Mankato's a soda. I WANNA cleanse. Should warn you. Yeah I'm not really like holding to it. But what's Burke plans look comes with that more. No it's this is how my my cleanse did little skipper fingers. This is new when I get excited but whenever I go out to eat with people like when I'm a group of guys the APPS I start ordering apps like this what's good good Disney villain of you know my my friends were calling and skipper finger. Skipper fingers while you're GonNa say you WANNA daydream world. We're pants in a threesome. Be What were we talking about? Oh this is how it might cleanses work on them juice with with protein powder hemp protein powder and And be in of their berries in the morning. I'm literally low on blood sugar. So I'm like and then I go Lean protein and green for lunch. And then I do another shake at night. No booze but I've been partying because you know everyone's like we all went to the store last night and I was like I'm not going to not drink first night back story thing right and then And then I was like here. I'm like I'm not going to drink from just eating healthy. Try needed clean by. Have this one thing that we're GONNA eat tonight. That is so fucking amazing. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. And obviously this bad bed played softball with a Tomahawk steak and and I got these sleighs. We're GONNA do a fancy steak dinner so I do have a wine club wine with things. Get why we say I have fillets I have a bone in rib and these were all given to me by L. K. S. D. Kitchen in Downey California. I shall on to those guys. Up with stakes. Thank you for watching burning net. Step right here's my next step. I want to shoot at your place there. Things Fuck Salads. It's all stakes. One of your plays well shoot something. Camp Pendleton with the Marines and wanted to og Olympic Gardens. Vegas Oh he crap. Let me Gordon's a really great restaurant. Have you ever gone? It's good? It's good Dave upstairs. Girls Draws Progressive Liquor nipples anyway Sir blue or high S- Hope yes and then Soda Soda. We Have Soda Soda Right here. I gotta be honest. I've watched so many episodes. I'm starstruck seeing the set live in the flesh. I know right. I remember the first time I saw a girl that was in poor some points. I was watching a day to get fucking ice with those. What have you ever I saw a tweet that I was working at it for real like starstruck like the same way I. I saw poor story in On the Shovel in Dallas of DFW. That I had obviously talking before this is Tolbert. I guess it was a little aggressive. Because you're talking about dragging off watching porn and look what happens jets and everybody is going to be a hot episode. Lots of guys really excited. That's all that means boy now on the menu wet more like mine. Try something you'd hear it like a party back in the eighties. How do you take your dwarf with Strap already had that? So he saw the porn star Star recognized. They're kind of geeked out like I'm a huge fan of obviously you know what that means. She actually was a little offended that I said that I did to a playmate one time. That was getting crazy to know that. Like every fucking guy around jacked off issues. Like excuse me and I was like you're playboy. Yeah she was like excuse me and I was like not on. We just admire. Let's see how you think I drink dip there. You go but stay. Hydrated Splash of soda. I like I order. My t doesn't sort of the exact same way every time there's a bartender that seamy with them at their bars they know it's the same way big ass no line sort of big last no lines that so so we're drinking the glass no line. The line creeps me out. Yeah I'm just throws off my palate for mourning mourning drinking. It's an period. You know it was it. Was the people lines like a bit. We could really fuck it up solar anti right like you're a wealthy guy big line lobby. Big Bet there. Is You know we're going to run out of Avocado soon but Yup Yup freaking out. There's running out about. I don't tell you why a notice to be true. I never heard about Kado Avocado Avocado until until I was twenty nine. Shut up. No I take that back when I was twenty two. The first time I ever heard of an avocado I swear to God all my children. The first time ever heard the word Avocado said twenty two years old and a hostile in Spain with two Australian. Guys my buddy Jo and they. They made us bread with avocado tomato and Mozzarella cheese. And we go Green Shit. And they go Richmond Richmond's above eight and we were like cool response butter and then and then and then and then the next time I had macos twenty nine I was at an Ohi and these people are making guacamole and I was like what the hell is that you walk into you. I take that back measuring this. The first time I walked moly yeah I was that there's a better one that's why misremembered owes at Kevin. James Is House Gary Valentine's brother Mike Burton was making whack-a-mole tons of Glock. Yeah and I was like I was like I never even heard of whack-a-mole now it's like and apparently it takes. It takes like five years for a avocado to mature. It takes like five years to mature and so we're eating too quick pace. It's like it's like elephants. Yeah no close. We're eating elephants Wolf's prepubescent wolf and have it not be no but I'm obsessed with Wolf's casino notes happening in comedy please take this part out so we don't get slammed these fucking fucking hardcore social activists social justice warriors are trying to weed out the wolves of comedy. And what they're GONNA do is we're GONNA cut too many sudden they're going to overrun and get eaten by themselves. Your Baby Yeah I think you know. I didn't have yogurt until high school really super baked and I never smoked when I was a kid and it made me want to throw up and then I was superstar my freshman college and And I went to my buddy's dorm room and I was like Dude. I need to eat something like chewing on the comforters. And he opened his like mini fridge. And He's like I got yogurt and I'm like Oh man yeah I started chow down on it. He's like did you like you've never had yogurt before I go. I haven't any lose. Money Goes Holy Shit. He opens a second fridge. He's got like sixty different. Flavors goes have your mind blown ear imagination Berry. There's there's cream cake you ran into the yogurt kingpin. Yeah never going to believe. This dude got stomach problems. Take a look great. And that's my mom but my my thing I must have had fifteen yogurts. Let's go what what was the? What was it something you had the first time you're shot up. The first time I was inside of a John I was like Oh this is everything was correct. Well down like those guys okay. It's over quick quick like Oh God first thing that I had Oh Karnataka's where I was like what the fuck to fish tacos was a joke. Oh Yeah I was. I was not there was a porn. Catego- we were in. La at the place. Is it audrey on sunset and someone order fish tacos and a shot of Tequila and I went there like what I go? Funny sounds like a band. And they're like tacos Camargo they really Tacos Taco. It was like no a number of his. Talk up this tacos. I love partying routine after that. Yeah well yeah and then doing what we do for a living. We'll get to travel all around so you get to taste certain things like you're doing that a lot in life right now. Yeah that's so cool. I'm so broken travel for so long that like I don't do shit when I go to city I go there. Yeah I'm fucking done at all. I have done it although he has. There's not one thing I I watched. I follow his instagram and he was a he was a writing sled dog. Sledding Alaska and Alaska and Michigan Red Dog sleds. It looks like just the greatest activity I would. I would love to hear the conversation between the dogs and to pull you and the dogs. I had to pull me. Who'd you pull that guy like? Oh that sucks. I run with the midget behind me. Oh lucky you lead right. Let me drive my sled. Yeah there's probably reason I drove the sled dogs smell like fucking Dick. They smell so bad. Do not at a one of those. I did ride dogs now because they don't pay them outside the whole day God. They're they're they're they're outside. They just shouldn't business can run but he was going to jump off the boat and shipped WANNA FLIP. I saw is it. Do you have somebody in your life. That sends you those videos or you. Like fear Minus Mike. Catherwood sends me all the time. And he's like hey visit some guy like turning his ball sack inside our own pudding over someone's head as a blindfold and Yeah you're just like okay. Got My whole life without this time. I WANNA watch it again. Who's a good one for that sound crazy and you may have to believe his name? We're not I don't really care. Should Vanilla ice he sends texts like it's nineteen ninety-one and he just got text messaging like he has no idea about anything. That's an inappropriate texts with with the Ice Solo. He's still he's still T- t nine. I only have one be a one vanilla ice. Okay come on God damn it. I don't have any old tax. It's just the new is never had vanilla ice tea or is there one because he you know what? I'm saying like the way his mind works. He's a vanilla ice combat. Combine those two things. I don't want to cook today. Drink and bullshit. This is the best part of the show is like the hang and like fuck around. The cooking gets overwhelming. But I think it's also where excels a host because The conversation becomes very very organic. Yeah fluid nature of our banner will segue perfectly into some tasty treats show you the I wanna make this appetizer. Pay Show it to you. I love you guys like blooming onions. These two thousand four in respective Brad. We got mini boom another internatonal. Bread will deep fry them. And then one biters conch shut up to the face. A serious weaken we are. We are GONNA need help cutting these but it's very simple read. That's all right dwarf cries we all get to play the lottery tonight. I told you this is a good one. So we'll just do a couple of that So this is how you do it. Okay Okay you take a good one because I because I fuck up. Seri- good one. Tv We'll do these okay. It's very simple adorable. By the way. Do we have oil to deaprtment this oil right. Let me let me get this. Babich going burner right now. You're already ahead of me and cooking turning on the oven to cook. No I love we Asian wife and she cooks everything all that Still Gyco up an. Yeah Yeah Yeah because word. Got Out that I mean we're GonNa because I announced on every podcast been on but My wife and I met on the APP field which is tended for threesomes three km radio all right field. Yeah that's how I met my wife Mattress you women were together. One of the women didn't show up and Just the other one who happened to be a hot Asian. That likes three ways. So obviously you lock that now And and so people here that they they assume that the three ways go in all ways shapes and forms. And it's like no may said worth and my favorite we only knew threesomes with other women some other dudes cauliflower so some guys here that I think that They like to do the time with my wife. And she's sometimes going on the road with me to help sell merch shows and so then they see you're like Oh this is the wife so you want to go back and fuck and like I take us to dinner. Yeah do something my favorite color. I want you to on your on your eyelids. That's weird dude. Asking for that that that definitely happened but celebrities my wife celebrities okay. So what celebrity would you allow to fuck your wife Rabbit? I would watch and I would be able to ask questions and ask so. That would be a wonderful Brad. If you're out there you WANNA fuck my wife. Cooman back to our new show who fucks. My wife is not one clip and getting bigger. Fuck my wife. I just want say if that does. This is the moment that went down. Yeah what do you think it would do? You think he would be like. Yeah but you've got to send me an Uber like what's the thing. I'LL WANNA see motorcycle at Joe did go. He's getting back together with John Aniston. No I don't follow the tabloids much but now this is that that is. That is a weird question. When you're in Hollywood and then you play the game like who would you allow on the cheat list because our because ourselves and our partners have ways to actually meeting these people Like it's a possibility. There was a growing Dallas. Shut up to this girl in Dallas. She goes She was like freaking out with Ingram and she goes Your mind what's it called my my My Hall Pass. Yeah so really and she goes. Yeah I told my husband. He wasn't allowed to come. Because you're my whole past show fucking hot and I was like cool. She was like yeah. So your pass and I was like many times in my head I was like hang on. Let me call my wife real quick at Hiller girl in so I have to honey. You understand how this works like say no. You bought a ticket. She contributed God given what we do. Is We cut the tip off and then we go in here. You remember last night while you're Jewish by the show my Dick so much better already. Been kind of like it's covered. It's like wearing a sweater. Yeah I was trying to rob a bank. And it's so this if you can help me peel. The outside layer off just a little chunky part. Just little junky cars. Can you get choked up from peeling or is it only from sliced in these things? You mean choked up like crime. I'll tell you the outside lease recap the plot of Simon Birch to me right now or else I will start virtue that's Rabbit Yeah Simon Birch the dwarf version of Rudy Where this kid? Who Ends up saving a group of children on a bus. Because he's small unconvicted the windows and but then he then spoiler alert. He ends up dying and it's like this she said I said don't say the plots I'm GonNa Start crying so yeah that that fucking some of these up that that's the movie. I cried every time. How about you kiss another times over his wife? Yeah that's Ron Travelers. Wife fucking pouring. He comes back out of the forest at the end. She Goes Daddy Daddy. Mommy Daddy's home. He's like panic. And how long have I been gone? Oh homegoods I'm getting right now because you know why I feel like that because your dad. Now I'm a dad always call on the road and I drink a lot and you well. I'm trapped. Drinking is its own form. Time traveling. Isn't that an Intel joke? Oh Yeah I've I've tried to. Rewrite Steel joke tells the greatest Burgundy on stage with him in Vegas was one of the highlights of my career that and united barely talk the whole time. We just laughed laughed at him on stage at him. Doing the biggest crabshoot county festival. Rip Crapshoot Comedy. I I like the guy a lot. what else can we be doing to help you? Thank you so much this this drake. What makes US dread ballpark dredge? Here what is this is the dredges the Blumenauer drudge. It's two and a half cups flour ballpark it. You know what that looks like. Probably two and a half cups we. We don't have measuring devices. I don't know why it wouldn't here. In and make a dredge if you get it wrong we die but whatever all right. I'll keep cutting these okay so Adam Grandma in the flow. Or where's where's the others non movie that made me cry or white and I was like six? Say Miami Miami's but my ties deep stays work house eating fish on the beach lake. Roberts Wilson fucked up face and you haven't seen the kid is basically like God something going. Oh I can't own Wilson like the opening scene like the first day. He takes a space helmet because it gives afraid to show his face and he takes off own fine. No one's GonNa tell and then kid like everyone's GonNa tell there's so much going on like the kids like you know. Are they going to make fun of me? And almost fine and this turns out some kids like Nice knows you talk kid. Oh I will say I will say that if you have a fucked up face and you're going to school have Owen Wilson. Drop off partner. That's going to help you better. Seal their you I I look like my lap has been the studio fifty four right now. It's just nice to covered cooks cross-reference holding their breath the show currently no bring in like lassie on the set of. Who's the boss? Right chestnuts one one teaspoon of Cayenne. These are cups. I mean I I can do this. Black PEPPER TASTE. Sure one teaspoon fucked up you know. I really don't even know business. I'm I'm actually wearing my wife will see this. It'd be like see you can cook it all the time. What are the odds of you? Have a kid you having a little percents. Take we get the PC. To terms of the odds are twenty. Five percent chance dwarf seventy-five percent chance tall. There's pros and cons to both my friend and don't think I haven't thought about it. We've been thinking about kids. Yeah Book Yeah Yeah. We're pulling the goalie and which Ryan we'll see what happens. Yeah which just means. We're fucking Asian works for durable. I mean the ones on those the TV show where they adopted him. Yeah those kids I mean I don't know The the littlest couple sorry. I have to know all this. It gets brought up at the meetings all the time. Now what Brad Pitt Souza's and he was like I'll take a rain check on crusher but Williams see if I can get my own dwarf pit oud more pet with sounds like abandoned his at some point. There's a kiss Little Person I think the drummer move all right. Oh Yeah Yeah that you're talking about over the idea. They had a chick drummer at one point and that was fun. Doing I go to this when you're doing this right. I'm just going to oversee what you're doing two tablespoons peppery time that's a tablespoon. Paprika. What do you think the temperature that is probably not with my finger thing. No you still test things that your finger go for it. Would we have a thermometer have teaspoon of time? I'm going to Ballpark half teaspoon. You Yeah please. Like that's probably if you shake it. Does it help if you dance? It makes you feel like your way I mean I I I feel the unique Eglesias School of by the way most the property. This is how I this is how I beat eggs. Two tablespoons really touched me. I made it up. I taught me so I taught me Nothing I just had. A A fought brings Jesus since College Ten Years Yeah College together yeah both at USC Trojans really yeah and then we were like one of four people that did stand up Who else was the other kid even more because at USC? John Rutherford Yeah. I'm Rick non-nego Weatherford Yeah And then actually drink four. If you're planning to Yeah No. We met at college and then it was like time. Did you take the time put in the time in Stanford Process the craft on one June of Cumin I'm much Oregano. I'm all it feel like rego. It doesn't even say reaganism. Just put them in. I'm pretty common fish with a little person Pinch of anything. I mean measurement. What is the proper terminology? Because I think I'm trying to be like I always want. I send my daughter's one time I don't. You can't say anything that makes them feel bat. That's look worse. I don't mind saying certain stuff on my nas answered stuff you know what I mean. Tug Lashes on the pointed out when it came to the F. Word you know which one is about the rain. Mec- sorry the Mamad around you all just had it. You're going to be the best dad. Some kid legitimately meaty thermometer. She let me check my head. But then it's actually. Yeah I mean this dead commits to the bit envy on this. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. We're good we're good other bowl why we need another wolf idea giving what do you need? I mean to eggs one couple milk one cup of water in other budget. Here we got we got. We got it. I got milk bat right and a little bit more that one cup of water and then two x keep in mind. Brad is a two-year bread and you've given him for real. How wasted Burn Toyonaga? Oh the sad part is is. I can do a perfect impression of what he sounds like drunk and if you go on Youtube I mean you're already on youtube if you're watching this dual sub window and look up Verne. Troyer drunk pissing in a corner and key makes up. He and he makes this noise over rewinding and replaced. Oh that's going to be a gift. Cut The onion plays in a bowl cut or the flower makes us come up with a plate and shake to distribute that. Okay or we fuck that out there like this but in the Hague and then we go get it nice and soppy onions. Eggs should be hanging out more like Persians in Iranian exactly like Jane Iranians yes or an Iranian. All like Pearl Jam's a solid man system of McDonald's a fucking solid ban. The Hollywood bowl in great. Okay. Let's hope this does what I think it will do. And we'll see if that's already made the sauce. The sauce is very simple and a bunch of other ship. I mean yeah cake around with mayonnaise. Anything no shit right. That's greenness. No what's it called by that fucking that sounds like a nickname from Asia Dwarf Baby Coupon Grim Manson. Or how'd you make a Turkey baster of Korean? Yeah just like ready ready. Shit great use. Or How long have we cook them for Rachel? Outback steakhouse this should be an appetizer. You got in the blooming onion. You should make mini blooming onion. You shouldn't have an ad campaign should avenue ad campaign where I come out dressed in outdoor clothing and all you boomerang in the ad come and go Roy. Sometimes you just need a little status and here yesterday. Many blooming onion and I'm holding the mini blooming onions. They look giant in my hands. I'm selling this four. You write this. Commercial is probably a little too fast until hot too hot feeling. They'RE WE'RE GONNA BE RAW ONION. Oh Oh now. Similar outback steakhouse. I already have experience. I was in the Jack in the box for the mini Sirloin burgers. They crushed it. Fucking was I got. I got many burgers for that. That's how they paid us. We're you none of Ceylon of the combat. Talk very trying to figure it out was not another week. They made you talk like that. Well they see they. They did this thing where they just assume that all doors would talk like that when we showed up by the voice of the way you normally do. This is how I normally act like. You're communicating just with your people. We're not even ten. Pretend you found a lollipop blah blah blah. Do you understand for commercials? But did I wasn't good at it and I think that's pretty good. That's pretty intimate. I mean I don't think the onions are technically cooked. The the inside or I mean we definitely brown the outside out to enjoy the raw fucking onion. I wouldn't do it yet. I wouldn't do it yet by the way. Now that we've got this perfected smells amazing. I gotta try. Let's try big one one to a big one Sure we got everything set up. I'm not so just peel. It chuck it in so yeah here we go. We go like this by the way. This is what we want to know how to cook these things. This is how you do it boss move. Don't fix it in post. So this is how you make a blooming onion. You kind of peel it. I guess you'd like wait out. Adam Don I never Phil Collins Live. That's all right. This these are the ones that make you cry. Okay so you know what so funny. When I was in college one of our one of our classmates was taking cooking class and he came in or what have turned others. He worked in the kitchen. He was taking a class and came in and he said tonight for dinner boys having blooming onions and all of us lost our fucking minds. We're like no way and may blooming onions and we were like that. Every meal is like it takes away bugging long. She go in. Yeah we just cut like this on okay so those are all the pieces of guy. I'm going to try one of these while you're doing that. Yeah fuck yet. Mitzvahs see this is going to be a weird one because it's got a weird stomach plus too hot. Oh very walk one. How does it? How DOES IT smaller one? I'll suck move. This one's GonNa be global these things. And then you put this this dredge all in it right dredging there. Sorry so good yeah. Those are a little rock. Let me move this book just getting going on. I don't never get old right. The FAKE BURN. Burn myself. I'll be like the JUSSIE smollet up cooking. Yeah we went there topical humor all right. I wish I just had a little bit more spooner. Something dumped the shit. I got it now. Is it standard to Cook and flip flops? Goddamn it there we go. You really don't Cook. We're right now. We look like every scene from like Mr Mom. That's okay now with this. This one's GonNa be fucking Moraif Michael Keaton movie that whole Cogan. Nanny suburban commando suburban commando or the nanny suburban command. I remember the One. Mommy was in where he fucked. Wife Remember. That one was a great movie. Was that what was that. Guy's name the radio guy on the radio. Guy fucked his wife and part of a Weirdo. Love Sponge Yup which I mean. That's the real good luck from your area. I know exactly. What is okay shots fired by the way someone checkout legally? If we're going to get sued he's a very litigious person and a little bit of a cut. That was said by Bert Kreischer. That's a birth ratio. When the great maybe I should have taken the price tag off just we might have returned to those of you wondering this price tag of the onion is still attached to picture that that's key all right and brings out those earthy flavor. Go here. We go you ready. Maybe don't do that with your hands on or something. No only tongues some of that similar to try another one of these were good. I gotta be honest. I used to work at Albertson's grocery store greatfloors ideal for the many. Oh yeah you gotta get back in there for the smaller of the two the onion not bad at all? Is it a little rock? This one will be better. Oops sorry to be on Menu Right. I cook it slower. Not like this House Man Mini blooming onions spokesman. Here don't get Gingrich. Don't get to have you know and I want to talk Shit Dude on line all day once winter now very frustrated. I don't have any way of getting hold of him. I mean I could use certain dwarf channels but we're not allowed to use those unless it's an emergency this fucking off naturally The man is integral part of this concoction. Yes said the white man. Owning time like Greek Russian Jew really rushing. Okay Yogurt along with Bert. Well yeah this is going to be fucking sick. Okay so we get rid of that one grabbing the second the still still tax when Albertson's grocery store and Seattle as my first job. Some guy was in the customer service booth to handle all the complaints in return. Shit and this guy brought in a slab of meat and he goes. Yeah there's like this big green patch on the meat. I was like. Oh that fucking sucks clearly. Just give it back to me and we'll go get your new and you know we ate the me and I was like what he goes. Eight or not at. He goes green fungi. Legs in Brooklyn Alien and eight around it. Caters gives no one. Because you ate it usually. There's some bullshit they call from my boss and the boss's customer's always right but we gotta give him new. Meet people like that every day. There's someone wants there's a soda machine outside. And she spent twelve dollars in quarters on twenty five Cent Root Beers. She comes in with a bag of lemon lines and she goes. I spent twelve dollars in quarters and I tried to get root beer and it just gave me lemon lines and I was like well. That sucks but I do have some questions at what point four dollars and you were like probably not getting Rubio today and she goes you calling me still like. I don't know you don't WanNa came in with well. Said Rooster dropped a buck and just a whole bag of forty-eight lemon lawns working I mean take a look that looks pretty legit right. Oh that's done Lego for longer. We are based on no scientific factor knowledge whatsoever just was based on our last run with the mini. Yeah we took it out by the way. I didn't mind them a little. Roll my my mind. I have some on my speech today. I'm talking to the circles a little my blood sugars low well. Let's give us a steak fucking chocolate. Mar. and what kind of character is this? He's not totally gave scene of. You'RE GONNA use a state the guy that's the guy from a Chrissy knows best. Who wants to wrestle the living room you were going to do it you were. GonNa do it. Anyone for buck naked twister. Just kidding I've got a Margarita to drink talking. I went out last night with my buddy Aaron Goodwin from ghosts eventers. I am amendment story. Yeah I'm going to get a drink. What do you want? And he goes Just take a Margarita. I go Margarita. Two in the morning big last time and a Margarita wasn't Raymond Margaritas is like fucking white. He had a Margarita with Paul McCartney at the Hollywood Improv. The fuck crazy story ever I get offstage was a comedy show. There's maybe twelve people in the audience. He's in the back. I purposely walked by him because I see in there because I'm like maybe he'll call me over and become best friends and I was like what's up man. I didn't know you were going to be here. And he's like command. Command asked me to sit down with them tells me likes my step. Then he goes. Let's get a drink and I'm like yeah man. I'll drink anything I'll do anything to you like very vulnerable right now. What do you WANNA drink and he goes? Let's get Margaritas. And I'm like fucking you could have said anything. Paul McCartney would've been like fucking. Let's do it so we drink Margaritas. And we like watching the show and then his tiny Super British manager was like we leave. He's gone front Japan four hours. Oh my God how do you know so many fucking famous people impressive job is if what is it about? You were famous. People are drawn you onto your podcasts. In there like Sandra Block shut the fuck. Yeah wine realize that once I saw that and I was like shut up to stay just like well. That's move. This is me Working on a movie with Sandra Bullock Okay this is is this is about. I WanNa see when you because when I had to Motor-voter in had to in this in one of the scenes feet yells out. It was like an Improv. So it was like it was like a dancing scenes. She's supposed to be trying to get my phone and then he's like Santa. Push Adams face in your in your cleavage. So like I hear that it's about to happen and on thinking is don't buck and smile as you're like going down to like let's let's have you do that like what. Would you want me to motorboat you Zim Brian? Hey Hey we would get out again. We're GONNA do do it. How would you? How would you respond to that dirty movie do it? What's this is no? This is no. It'd be finding the movie. This is me hanging out offset with her. This is how so all you gotTa do is initiate any sort of interaction and watch me. Fuck it up a guy burt. We're thinking about getting some raisins from the craft service table. You Win. I'm thinking really horrible things. I want to reasons out of your shit. I'm not good with celebrities. I've never been goes liberties I don't. I'm not good at meeting them or making friends with them. I don't I don't I don't have one. I don't have one celebrity friend I have like. I have like four friends. Who Happen to be famous but not celebrity. Who's the most famous person in your phone that you that you could taxed? And they will take back. I'd no-one no-one no-one like Toms Saga well. He he is very famous or more famous singers. That I'm buying a lot more sociable. Someone who's your favorite comedian. Tom Burtt they go. Oh tons funnier but I met. Burt excessive all. He's the Common Really Nice Guy. Myrtle hang out with you after the show Thomas gets in his Golden Pegasus. Wise Away. Motorboat in an impromptu. Tom But tom is probably a lot wiser that my I mean so. Many people have my number of given so many people my number. You seem like that guy. We're like young comics at will come to a show and hang on watch right on the road and they'll be like the chummy up and then like a couple of compliments in you take a number. Do let's travel the world together. I offered a kid last night. I said if you aren't wearing underwear I will take on the road with me for three weeks. He's one underwear. I misjudged you. How much was he trying to do? The trick who was the movie where the guy like fiddles around and tries to get his underwear out and I lost the neulander. He he was trying to do and then he goes. I saw that. Did you see a lighter around here lighter? The fuck are we doing now sparked this up cooking brad cheese. I haven't I know I have it but I don't know where I put it definitely somewhere. Rachel is that one good. Try something to jump in or is it. High looks super fucking hot upside down the drain. It do that agreement. Yeah the price tag extra credit if the Price Tag. Yeah Oh this is until you one thing. We did not add to that dredge. Fuck salt was that a little sprinkle salt on their your flipper back over Brad. At least it's kosher salt back. I didn't know what that guy was being an assault. Let's make some book and stakes. Here's what we can do states and we can twice baked potatoes so it doesn't go without potatoes twice big `tatoes start off with. I'M GONNA get the state's going. We'll snack on that. He drinking bradbourn drunk. Okay so what most famous little person in college right now. Right now. Based on what? What's your little most popular show says who says that was at the show last night or the hanging on the store. Oh Nicky that guy Can I found? Yeah Yeah Yeah. He's a comic as well for twice. Baked potato very easily slice it in half and then we dig out the guts. I like it here. We'll do we'll just do to right. This was actually better. I think dig out the mass thing. Cover it with cheese. Shove it in. Their baked potato was emergency lunch. You know what that is. You ever elementary school. If you forgot your lunch in the cafeteria goes do you want? And you're like my mom didn't pack my lunch and I don't have anything I'm hungry as fuck and potato that was sitting in the back and it was a baked potato and I ate it for lunch. We saw fear. I'm not sorry Shapiro. All GO SKIING RIGHT. And he says and he goes. I got dinner okay. We made potatoes was a baked potato. And then just one. He was eaten by the Westfield Bashar in the upset he was even in normal looking. I'm like fucking potato and my head on my steak with my family. And he's like pretty good Huck. I live on top of the. Oh I thought we'll get some onions on boy. Well it's a bachelor. He's a bachelor. You know it happens. I mean like I can imagine Mark Norman. Oh that's all we gotta get morning. Radio unbelievable I love when that clip got posted. Because I was like. Oh this is going to get shared by everybody. Yeah man crushed. It is ridiculous. The woman like The newscaster definitely was having fun with it like she was like not doing that. Classic like Okay Live. Tv We can't say and then and then One on Radio One time where television? I am not doing this fucking right. I wanted to television one time. That's not cut my hand like my dad said I did sit out by just went through the potato into my hand. Okay we'll find note we're fine. We're fine my dad was wrong. No and you can hear it again. I did it again. All the data that you're bleeding into you don't worry. Don't worry kids. I'm clean clean. Potatoes aren't totally Rachel. But it'll do. Well Yeah but then when you marinate them in human blood he's GonNa be applebee's doesn't have that we take a basic baked potato but then we have a special Berkshire Blood Marinades and right down. The middle of horse twice baked potatoes. You've Kreischer blood. Fat and vodka does sound like a weird grown potato initiative. Lord knows I potato call Bhaktapur for one of them. Hold on hold on okay. This'll be okay. I need this one. Expertly removed okay. How about someone not use a spoon? Nine bleeding bleeding. I'm not bleeding blood going all over the thing little Brad. Oh what's a little blood between friends? Yeah bottle it carrying there. We go all right. We need to someone. Read the directions People can't read when you say you go through but also don't have this dwarf stereotype book on hand. So you're like maybe we should help you. I love a good stereotype. That's real like like eighty one. They drink their faces. Get read true. Yeah black people don't get one nevermind nevermind look head to you guys. We don't get rock climbing. Get it get it. We're walking into something I think we. We've earned ourselves like a solid years worth of black good black jokes from the Donnell Rawlings episode. Yeah so yeah that one all right so let me take this and we do something. What do we do with this Butter twice baked potatoes. Nonni your here man. Tayo in half lengthwise did that. Did that put your own blood inside? Did being careful not to share the show. Leave a small rim of potato intact. Four support got it lay on baking sheet. Don't have it's already in their own okay. Manage smashed potatoes with one stick of butter half cut bacon bits and have cup sour cream. Good Old Bacon. Bits bits bits right. They're nice smashed potatoes mashed potatoes with me. I don't know I think I'm fucking this up already. I mean insurance. I'M GONNA go go so to watch this. I'm going in this pack when in doubt. Go and start start. Start MY GO-TO number. Whenever I eat something Mike Webb won eleven. Is it really? Yeah as my number went onto the safe escort state was was. It also your. Sat score brought shocking. I'm smart in that crazy. I'm not that I'm I'm not like book I can't listen to people. I don't really have a fucker tap out really quickly. Yes but my sat scores. Were really good. I also I got to take a class to get better squirrel. The test is still like you know. Second guessing is the reason most fail a test This is GonNa be a thrice Baked Potato. Nice punked man. That's why. What type of butter is listed? Fabio believe that it's real what is up with crazy when I worked on a rollercoaster show two three years. Can't you fucking kidding me? I definitely have been that to me is like there's a handful of videos. I'LL WATCH A YEAR. Just remind myself how great life can be. Oprah telling everyone to get cars chair Randy Johnson hitting a bird with baseball. I know that seems like kind of like aggressive. Who did that first? Dave winfield did not not pitching. He definitely met what's up about when we do. They don't know who is that bad. Well we're getting notes Burt the network over the mood about my bugging little fucking mini whatchamacallit. But God damn. I don't get notes about Kim Greene happening right. How dare you boyfriend are pretty serious thinking about adopting slap Globe Zoltan? What are you getting a dog dog? They had a dog okay. Who's GonNa be watching the Berlin kicked on this? Your dog dog. They don't see racing dogs. I don't see I'm trying dude. We are two months away from people like being woke dog owners. Dude we are able to check them in there. Oh donut donut here. Yeah Yeah. My Wife's family is kind of rednecks. Don't know you can't have dogs anymore. Like what can I learn how to be quiet? My Wife's family won't see this because they don't get an internet which you know the the they'll get healthcare. You don't get evolution a lot of things. Don't get Internet the Jason. We don't sell tickets. Yeah that's why a lot of us don't put a Mississippi by the way I don't mean this will ripley. I know you're in Mississippi watching this clearly. You have Internet. But we're watching the places an art huge. It'll places that podcasts are huge Mississippi Alabama. Like in the Idaho which it's also the place. Here's okay this is my way into a drink theory. Still it's the same places where gun laws are less strict and the reason being has nothing new culture or anything like that. It's basically the distance people live away from each other further. You live away from each other. The bigger guns you can get easier. Yeah the close. You live around people. Obviously they don't want you shooting through your wall into someone else's yeah but the close you lead people to better Internet you get so New York strict gun laws great fucking Internet an extra gun laws. Great Internet used to more. You start spreading out stricter the gun laws get or the left strict laws and the worst internet gets. I was just in Alaska so it could absolutely shoot a gun in your house. Career Wall not hurt anyone for fucking three blocks. Someone was complaining about their neighbor in Alaska. It's like us and you talk to them. It's like well no. I can't talk to them because they live two miles away and it's like how do you revive like dude? It's it's bad when we go to my wife. My wife has that we have a house in Alabama. And when we go there dude it's just you off the grid. You read a book. You put together a puzzle. It's a little bit of a throwback. You phone doesn't fucking work but then you're not on your Chil- your with your family and do puzzles do represent a simpler time right puzzles. Maybe a Yoyo speaking me. Yoyo Puzzles my Yoyo daughter. Isla grabbed a puzzle right. This summer puts dumps all the pieces on the thing and then throws the the top. Wagau look like she goes. You can figure it out you do. The top looking just guessing. This should be maybe a flower. Now we mix. Oh No wait. We still mixed. I know you Philip titles yet. Jesus what are we doing what we do know? Put it back in there and you put One Half Cup cheese one half cup. Milk seasoned Salt Green Onions. Black Pepper. Remiss yes in the in the mix immunise. Yes into that Cheese Hadjis James Abbott half-cup Then one half cup milk from did a lot of a lot of cheese. Hey I just say one half cup cheese agenda listen. I'm working for big little light on the milk. You're putting this back in. Yeah go ahead give me a splash of milk splash. Their regard looked good. I liked that can be a little more splash a little more. Splat and then Some salt or we go the salt. Put the salt in season salt and then green onions dom dom this is. GonNa be fucking these days and then some black pepper. I don't see color. I so work was the most focused thing you said recently. All Jeez my dog is mixed race. He's Brown and white. We got that was like together. Mocha people are fucking mixing. Now Bert even dogs dude. I told a kid that Tried to do a Headbutt on me one of my niece's friends his name's Gary a nine year old Gary and Mary such a plumber named Brenda. Kick Gerry or no degrees so hard to come out like with a beard and a ten year like to back in a small. I'm always like a body shop yet. Man Leg gloomy yet. He like every time I see him when I'm home and my nieces at this park. He's always there and always fake headbutts me and it was always like talking on the bushes and I told them we try to headbutt meals. Like you think live is just all like fake headbutts twizzlers and he was like what and I heard myself say that was a guy. What a what kind of advice. Trying to give this kid. Next door is better than the advice. My uncles gave me one kid gay. Are you gay Guy Button die? Thanks man awesome. Hey thanks for ruining me being a cool person wrestler not try out new things and then you pause knew that. Are you concerned? I always think we'd have so much fun. Gay couple we would up the world's like sometimes when you hang out with Tom. Is there a part of you? That goes God if only Dick we're on a plane flight from From talking I mean this is just like a came and do yet says filled potato shells filling. I think these are good right. Yeah those were. Let's wait for these bacon. So let's fucking or you eating a sandwich game plan. What's the poor in how sandwich and the implementing battlespace at one day? You're a little warmed. Yeah get food poisoning chefs bits delicious. All right we are on the side for the great says the put them in for fifteen to twenty minutes okay. So we're going to do. Start Your whole night okay. I've been to fear guys. Potatoes AREN'T so bad. Guys if I if you put Chaka chips on a great desert my Buddy Hutch one time. Want us all kick balls only people in Florida? Have Buddies Taught Shit like kickball? Every kickball glitter remained kickball. No kickball like mango mango. Yeah my friends. Names are the most fucked up named ever. I grew up in Florida and two days without tongue told you that tongue was Brenton. Aw Look like this up. The women don't like wait. Why did he get over kick balls and he lives one complete? He's trying to be a good dude. He hadn't been called the a-list the was anything. He bought shopping that he thought we all needed. He wanted to boyfriend hunches. A Refund Guinness for me. I want you to enjoy it too. He gave me a really motivational speech. One time I just started comedy I came back to Tell Asi to skip football game. And nothing's going on for me sitting under a understood unrestored thing and we're just sitting there laying under the solid laying out in the morning. We're all over and he was house colleague. Bert and I go pretty good but then we hutches also the guy that got a stick cotton his throat one time so so he goes house. Call me I said. I don't know I'm not really getting everything I want. And he goes. I GIVE YOU A. Can I tell you how to succeed and I said Yeah yes sticking rose all you have to do is promise that you will go after that goal for the rest of your life with one hundred percent integrity I want. I don't know if that's how it works in comedy huts and he goes. What's one thing you want right now? Bert I go only at high heels. You promise me you will not stop going after getting high until you get high. Yeah I promise. He was a one hundred percent of your moral code. You're going after getting high and I said one hundred percent Hutch and he goes all right they pulls out a joint meals. Let's get high. He was diseases that I didn't know your best friend was Yoda Dude. He also get highest fucking giving motivational speeches. That went nowhere. He's like one time there's a man. Walking through the cemetery fell into a hole and he tried to jump jump out of the whole jumping at all and then all of a sudden he gave up sat down the other guy goes. It's not worth it. So so do I use a condom. And that's why I asked you man. Sometimes you ought to trampolines. Sometimes you're the back of a target trying to figure out where the bathrooms who needs eyebrows that put that up from watching. Something's Burning Indiana. Wash okay okay. So we're going high high rates Rachel all the answers. She's like your personal media. You know what the world can't have enough Rachel's in my opinion okay hidden cinema which when this company folds in it Wilson. I'm going to hire Rachel a real salary and just just wanting to work with me. Yeah you make it happen. Would you for me for real heartbeat for sure? How much to buy you from all things comedy right now. Request launch whole all right. So let's push this forward a little bit and who the stakes were working with the Afghan. Thank you too okay. Yeah yeah more. Bacchus Radin thank you once again to L. Chaos DVD's phenomenal stakes flays. Bonin rabbi and a total. That might sound. Culturally appropriated Nell but you went to Fsu. So it's fine by the way if I had a nickel for every time. A chief elder banged the drum in my face. Which one would you do there because before woke woke all right my next special but ain't woke don't fix it didn't just come up with just the autumn it. I mean right talk sometimes when you're a pro pro bad as me. So here's how we're GONNA do this. Bad Bitch Okay we're GONNA sear it for five minutes aside. Okay and then we're GONNA pop it in here for like twenty minutes and then we're GONNA we're GonNa Cook all these fucking steaks all these guys in here. They're going to want a little bit. We'll we'll have a few bites. We'll eat it. We'll joy at night. We eat like kings. She thinks steak is really the most communal meal like it's really work. It's not like a one on one. It's like a you want everyone to be around right off. Hand Young. Yeah. Can you stay this me steak back? Or what's it called? Sorry like how many plus ones have been brought to your steak dinner your house would you say yes to if you had multiple stakes being coached. This is the best. We have to do the bronze. I know. I'M NOT GONNA try. Let's try it comes the Bronx meet him. See it work. Yeah I believe in yourself. Stake my favorite thing in the world. They're a little pepper on there too. Where's it you consider yourself a state connoisseur? Pretty I'M A PRETTY BIG STEAK PEPE. Right or Paparazzis. Say by the way we were tearing through these burners burners all right the buck career some butter and salt salt and pepper butter salt and pepper. This season the state socialist repression. Yeah Yeah Yeah yeah ways to get cut off in your house on my first one so I'm still also well. This is good call on the butter. Rachel ooh refresh. Yes I do. Yeah right the Burnham and that's the name of the show really convenient you wanna Philibert with what odd Viggo. We're doing this right loop. What does this call this bachelor right? Wait how long have you been doing podcast about five years? We've got like five hundred episodes? Yeah by the way you are five hundred no joke top two of all time not to say that 'cause we're on your show is rated really. Yep Real. I like to hear that. Get people trying to be honest with you. When I first started my podcast I was GonNa just be a guest. Host my podcast. Oh interesting. Because I'd just be a guest to become a better guests than I am host. So you want someone to interview you every time I need call narcissism your higher rated than Jason Derulo. He always he. Who IS JASON? Arnott break for the audience that it will go Jason Derulo Jason. Derulo sounds like yourselves. Mattresses visit Jason Derulo Youtube comfortable metric for you and your family come down the road. The rule of the rules the rules on the pillow. Jason Derulo a RB pop star. He sings A lot of hits which one of its what you say one of them say they will limit really tell them what you say a new bit. I can see the new bid for you guys. You Guys Brand Adam. Sing the heads. Ha this is lady Gaga. Can you believe that Brandon can sing shocked? Also Oh man interested in this big holiday funny fucking Shit various him and I made. I don't get a don't like gingers. That's very true. Do you mind you need. You know that redheads need more in effect. Can't say ginger on the network guys out. Sorry yeah we got one for real owns the thing. One of the first ones to go into the apocalypse. He's a library boy. You know what I mean. Why very mechanically sports? No I love you Andrew. What was I gonNA say? Oh you know redheads it takes. This is going back to the earlier segment. I didn't know that stereotype redhead. New website I'm going to call it brand new stereotypes dot com. We've seen this and if it is go to squarespace and buying for me Yeah Gurney. Stereotypes Dot Com squarespace GonNa Brandon site. I just you come up with a day. Okay let's start now. Oh that's white gorilla dot com is that it's a website of idea of show. I talk about a white girl who moves to Los Angeles and tries to get into acting. Oh my God I made a few episodes they were. Let's just say they're not woke anymore. Okay going in here. Fuck all right. So this Paulie dial this down. I think we're DJ era era era what Dj Name Dj Birth Quartz. Everyone's thought about it. Yeah you mine would be I mean did you a quick fat. Dj Quick Fat and I was a DJ. So I already have one or a DJ for real When I was in high school i. Dj My old junior highs dances because they thought that if it worked it it they went up paying that much. How would you see over the turntables Pogo stick? And I'm very good. No flicking booster chair. Anyways happened because you're putting something flammable on fire. Heart SMOKE DETECTOR IN HERE. So we're about to smoke this out on something's burning that'd be counterproductive. Let's get into cooking steaks the smell so good already to just kind of you start learning how to cook really corner costume ago. Yeah that's something that you regret it feel bad for okay. I was like yeah girlfriend guy. Fieri came up. I said keep going chefs respect our game after the All Star game was like me and then he was like drunk. He's he had to leave us because he had to go upstairs. Cook dinner for Jamie Fox and life. You live man. Yeah how many buckets Pecker Wood white boy jobs. They made it that table. Sinn number powder. Hey and that's not. Even the first time I'd met Guy Fieri the first for the first time I met guy. Fieri is the most Guy Fieri place you can meet Guy Fieri Company close backstage in a kid rock concert short. Yes this is a brand new. Bur CAST oop. There's not much. My podcast is a brand new V. How to season your griddle? Ooh That's unbelievable or riddick idea. Great Idea I mean I'm Never GonNa Forget those one cup. Burt die. Say All right here. We GO BLADDER DEBT. Fillet death death by lowered. The temperatures flakes. I'm GonNa Cook these on here. Okay so yeah they do it on. Fire alarm nonsmoking. The fuck at someone's camera some pepper on it album. Bronco so you can see me. You know that right now cooking. We've Fan Rachel. We have a Jew blowing blowing the last member of Youtube than we need. One Guy do blowing or let's do this. Let's move this girl over here. Now are your drinks always always a female name? We're taking the tag off maybe There we go. We governor there right. We let her. We are having a problem better taking tags up today. Anyone I mean we got a lot of space to cover a significant. Do you see us better. Ucsd SMOKE OH real. Fuck that I do. Looks set a timer. I Whistle Exit. Came with a with a flashlight attachments. Targeted shut up the way I want to. I'm sorry I don't know how to turn on the hall. I'm sorry apologize for last job to all the people triggered offended and every girl named Alexa. My daughter has a friend named Alexa Dot. Great now. Here's you know she went home. She like Mr Chrysler would not stop yelling at me. Asking me a bit. Yeah when she gets older. It's going to be horrible. I like so blow me. You can change the name of a right at you can go in the oven going through. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. What do your potato heavy right now. Put Him in now. I think so too twenty minutes. I know but we're like really for often time on these guys. Let's do. Yeah but are now remember. Fuck you mean now. Choice but okay. This is A. This is fickle grill. So bad throw these lots in the in the oven. I think why why we cook steak. You automatically start doing like a Tim Allen. All does that when he was orgasm is even wonder glasses on your glasses. I mean mood. But he's also buzz light year so so he could also yell out to him beyond. Yeah that's the best orgasm call balls on inflicted think Obama. We're GONNA go when I wish this could be a bit. Maybe sometimes when I'm an orgasm my brain just yells out random ship and I can't control it that And so Some of the weirdest ones or he's a few feet grimes okay. Let's just go with all these bad bitches and here I think we're never ask you the deserted island one food question. No never heard it. What are you talking about? You know what I'm saying like when you see a stupid you know drunk fucking no. He wasn't answering your question. That's the last thing he yelled when he came. Yeah don't say like if you were stranded deserted island and you can have one food with you. Remember that like you know like in Elementary School. When you can't do anything sexually as you like what's a game can talk about intellectually stimulating. So it's like what song would you have with you? What food would you have with you? Yeah so what would be yours song. Yeah for like. Let's say two years you get one song one meal and one definitely. Kokomo by the beach. Boys they call. Oh what's your food allergy? That yeah food is pizza very solid. And what's your sexual position? Okay Slow People. There are fuck me. I mean that's the sexual. I think we're good. We're going to push out in. Let it cook for Fifty K. Loubet said fifteen twenty minutes for the for the potatoes. Twenty minutes GonNa make it. Stop Burning I mean it already kind of fire one time do that but this thing often fucking burke let's take it outside take take it outside milk anything slogan. You think you're about to do. No no no no no. I always wonder what you'll take fingers. Yikes I'll take ridge over handball. What the Oven Mitt. But it's not gonNA help each little fucking steaming cast iron. It's not going to protect you from that. I would. I would do it in the I would do it in the sink. No thanks. You're going to burn right through it. Just try to grab on to see. I'll give you twenty bucks. Who's got a shovel? I got an idea. Get two spoons and just carry. Yeah that's a great idea. Throwing the cooler. Some ice cubes on has no one in control. Worst Round by eight dude just like how do you do this? This is not letting men time's up. It's our jobs over. Is that going to go on a basis? I don't know he keeps doing it. Weighs turn right now following instagram. Who was burnt savagely in a so? Yeah Yeah Yeah and I followed. My sister was like you should follow her. Once it starts to burn it's too late only shit book. Yeah women are bad ass. Yeah put that on your fucking website. I did that was a Hashtag. Women do better than men absolutely really do great job Rachel Win fucking step up to the man already did already did. Did and please. Don't talk to my cooking. So is he like the actual shaft. That really have a job. Here can actually do nothing. Do less than nothing on this show show up. I don't even help guests. I show up on mentioned people. And that's it. I I saw you guys at the fucking all star thing and I was like dude fucking Homerun fucking video of you. Dunking wasn't even. I didn't even make it some some guy at the instagram account at bounce made the video of me stealing tip off so what happened. Yeah well I actually stole a tip off first of all. I saw that so we had. We had to seven feet tall. Wnba players that are like me which one this one. Yeah so I go tap out our WNBA player. And Say I got this. So I'm lined up against the other one and then when the ref lowered the ball I just grab the ball and took off Go Go to throw a shot and all my dreams come true but unfortunately I'm not as good as Airbud so yeah so I miss your but online. They did it so where it's like. They photo shopped An instagram account balance. Or scream at Brad Williams comic. You'll see this. I go up and then they slam me off the backboard to what was so funny. Yeah Really Cool. And we tried to do this thing where I tried to dribble the ball under Adams legs. Many times we had three different trick. Plays where Brad was going to go through my legs. One was going to be like Brian Cashman ball and then I would turn and then he'd go through and I would like do that and that's what we tried to do in the game but then we didn't anticipate your team. Actually playing defense played really hard. Man Like Steve Smith dislocated my pinky. Some people take that very seriously at Steve. Smith is one of them Justin Bieber. I think was one of those guys. I ball man rapper like MVP two years in a row and like you know everyone was real cool and like chummy. Like down and and everybody. Was You know Dante House? Beautiful the backflip in her intro and so Brian I sit there being like. Oh I didn't know we had to go back back handspring back answering and we were just supposed to run out and like high five a bunch of injuries and you walk through and you have everybody and like so. She does that right before. Brad Brad. Being like well now we obviously have to do something and Brad just looks and goes worm and I was like yeah and reality next week and round goes it back to do the worm I go. Just make sure you're paying attention and then brand. I wish video just watching Brad do the worm. I don't think he's ever seen a little person that war before he was just like Holy Shit a waste for that. Yeh I seeing someone seeing someone. Watch a dwarf. Do the work for the first time. But you're also really good and I got a great one I of myself. There's a video on youtube missing. Brad dance for the first time we're stolen drunk and Brad is place and we're doing down there. You know like when you have a best friend. I know most things about them but like I never seen Brad dance before next four in the morning and some on his ipod shuffle the Gangnam style. Mc Hammer remix comes on and Brad starts doing this fucking choreographed. Like I'm not even doing justice. A five minute dance. Lewis started crying laughing ago. Willie I go. Jeff Choreography to this and he goes maybe give you my phone. I think on Youtube type in Dwarf Ghanem outdoor dances Gangnam style. Dude it's like and then cry laughing. Here's here's what I WANNA know Brad. Cigarettes here's the go home and stuff in here right. I mean it looks great. Looks Great and potatoes really taste the stakes of this long? I'm sure I flip these days. Yeah I think so more Tim Allen Grunts. We're good question What are the things where you go bro? I don't know you can't make that joke about being a little person because there's like everyone always calls me fat and I'm like I get it if you're my friend the I like you feel like your intent is good yeah. I'm cool with it sometimes online. I'm like KNOB row. You get blocked his fuck it like first of all. It can't be joked that I've heard a billion times before like if I though oppose in your like heritage of Lucky charms with that. It's like no no that. Yeah that's hack like no so it has to be an original joke and some some fans are really fucking funny. Mood say are going to be honest with you. I got just as we talk about shitting on people who don't get comedy. Yeah some people fucking get it. Yeah and you're like you're like oh you're fucking Merck. This one guy posted this fuck in especially with the Canoe Artwork Photoshop. You got some great people that Photoshop for you. We'd on first of all. There's this one I gotta give. I'm going to give a shoutout. Well we have a guy who on his name is Dr Photoshop. Yeah I know that Guy Yup fucking after photoshop on instagram he after I played in the NBA All Star Game Day he he shop an eye as an NBA jam team so it had like our stats underneath and like when you like you get it. We're doing this and it's like so many people online. Just don't they're just like they think it's like the best replies like all savage Kreischer Sabbath trump's and you're like no. We both want to laugh the joke each other's feelings are you more willing to engage these. These are the biggest place of overseen sucked regular plates. No we're using. It looks like we haven't taken by nineteen thirty eight that was like something to pro wrestlers ahead with so many of the people that don't get it versus the people that do. Yeah go back to this motive to the sausage gravy sausage fucking phenomenal through yet so like ten tangent question like anything hack that. I've heard like a million times me like me. You've got the skin though and also I don't know what to me. My fans aren't that mean like no one says like the most savage I've ever heard was when I rap that old Nikki. Glaser drop the MIC. She was awesome like like. Yeah like her main jokes was not that I was small. But just that wasn't gonNA live very long. Hey Somebody GonNa tell me this. I got five years. We'LL START PULLING OUT STAKES AS I. I love it. I think I think I think the Ra- by the bone in rib is yes stakes. I like mine medium but however you just cooked it on I. That's the rib damage good-looking state. While we had a shot of that we have when we smokes clear under his overhead with at present it is the flavor not even close and neither is that we just enjoy slowly. Yeah we got these in their. Let's say about your show to that admire the here. We go that that's perfect. On amazing. We have forks and knives. We just doing it man style shit. Oh what I hope. I can go on what that was but try. Let me just let me just get this for you for you right to tastes like meat a bread and in so many ways. We don't really. Oh my God not butter food up not like to eat steak. What is your dog saw. God you're going for a while when we have a couple of days but are you okay. Do you recover Beijing. How many people hate beef? Yeah well it's also I mean it would stewart's right for you but like being so pushy and broadcast the about the lifestyle so much on the broadcast that no it really is. I told I was reading. I couldn't shut up about it really for two days. How many texts and tweeted? You said that we're beginning oriented. Want him did you judge other people. That's part of the lifestyle up for us and just have little slices. You walk up anyone. Who who wasn't he meet me like it's murder my daughters my wife said she couldn't live prey animal. Now that you're you're a prey animal. Wow he compared to a cow. You Talk Right. Let's just go. We've got a little bit of that one. Yeah absolutely GOTCHA and fucking amazing. Take a look at this perfectly cooked. Good Hana's fuck. Get the shot shot. That is fucking phenomenal very satisfying about seeing that. Well you know Do also the sounds of you. Look in your fingers. Can that be my new email? Definitely look my boyfriend's Dick. Now you can go to bed. No wonder what it sounded like. This looks great. It's open a bottle one. Yeah yeah burning. Now they're good Niagara Plants out. Yeah let's bottle of wine. Red correct red wine with red meat. Nobody drinks heard that white one would stay right. No gotTA got everyone. Has Anybody ever been like over having Kobe? Beef I at the Zima on that on that under the potatoes are done. I'm going to pull them. I don't know I mean this one spilling over but great. It would melt. Yeah I mean look I like to roll the dice to like a part of me is like five more minutes. Yup Yup Yup. Yup I agree. I mean. Oh Darwin's sitting here is the best show. Imagine if we prayed. Oh that'd be great. We did create so much fun for everybody. You know what I'm saying is going to be on. This show is one of the things. I do everything you've done yet. I mean there's like early to like whatever your jamming on his always going to be like. What's the forefront the like this cultivation everything you've done right like the bill burr and Thompson Bureaucrat or responsible this we were walking right through here and and I think it was someone said? Hey we have a Kitchen here and Tom goes wanted to do that. I D wanted to call. Something's burning. They've come title the title longtime ago. I tried to sell the food network. They passed and now food network. Swearing a studio somewhere in the outskirts of Burbank. Burn Zone you have had this food network with past and Burr was like Cooking show I said. Yeah he goes. Tom Araya First let's do it and then we did it and that one was so much fun and all over the map and then you and then we I think I think the one of the biggest ones we've done obviously is is Julian Bobby but Brian. Count and Brennan. Shaab was where we were like. Oh we're GONNA do this for a while while. Where are you going Poland? The men knows how to doesn't make an engine comedic at the beginning of a Sitcom I'll do the pop up. You know what I'm saying like like I'm answered the theme Song Right. Burr DO YEARS I. It's like well you turn to the camera. Got Six sitcom Edwards Yup Papu but Ben Bernie ran a in their catchphrases. Now Okay here we go. Yes I'm Rachel. You knew the music within and I'd love to see a baseball fan and been Ben. That spicy here looks like it's burning law really though let me see. I think we're good bringing these bad bitches out. Let's just hope fucking Rachel bring them out. Bring 'em out funk metal it's Bert. Hey next season let's recast Rachel's playmate model playmate model. Rachel it's gotTa tell the plastic surgery. Don't you know Lindsey Palace can do? Hey go I've ever happening the way. I thought it booed this is Albert. Got Skin grafts diamond to help realize it wasn't wearing protection. Do they all look all right? All right off that potato. We've got Blades yeah I think that are probably almost perfect. Oh my God medium rare. Shut up fuck up. I mean she'll the camera bread. I'm ready with my fourth CAM. Donald Being astle show the camera guy got I got I got. I got to figure it out. You ready okay. I just want everyone to see there. There's about nine forks over here all all laid out. I wonder if they knew I was coming. We don't eat tiny food. What'S THE DWARF DIET? All the hot pockets bagel bites and all the ranchers pizza Rolls Savini Corn. Dogs like that. Let's see how you like yours more. Well okay I like it more rare yup perfect Mrs Brags ready for comedic effect. Comedic meet yours. Yup Yup Yup Yup. Oh my God all right thanks on what you guys are. GonNa eat the fillets. Okay okay. That's all right. Let's bring it over to our places over there. I mean I'll be okay all right all right all right. I'm very able bodied jokes. Told on the fly on one of my specials was My daughter tripped a blind lady at the. But Luckily I'd seen ray and I was like she didn't do herself. Grab a drink this over to glitter clean up our workstation. That's my grey-haired drink. Red Wine absolutely sip a little bit. Get a little by the state before. You Cheers Stig. Appetizer for steak. We get classiest. Fuck up in here. Candles light on baby light. Another birthday handles even better. Yeah who's got? Who's the closest birthday coming up See Mommy twenty per week January with Jim. All Right Bert move. Remember all right. So it's Adam's birth that finally yeah killing you hold on wind we open it now right here. We we have the ball radio stakes in this block. A good spot for stig knives by the way of the stakes are rarest. Fuck I apologize. I like Spoons screaming burnings. Would you watch either stick with a spoon? Twelve works open. This art works really. Hope you guys put out that potato. How do you think we've stayed friends? You going to do a threesome with a Guy. Two guys and a girl. Oh Wow and it couldn't be adamant that'd be another comedian. Who would you want it to be? Oh has been another comedian Because there's secret here you can't answer to quickly. We answer to quickly. You've been thinking about it about it. Yes so you have. These were very goeman number. One number two people. I'm not doing a top a threesome with top. It'd be funny. Threesome that that. A sexist joke. Yeah thank you so much. Let's keep it classy here. I'd have to go. It's gone a little bit. Of A. From a SNIFTER It's gotta go ahead on it. God damnit vers date man. I love these insist. Isn't it romantic comedy? Come to live on you getting a shot of our beautiful meals too late. Show the plates. I mean let's just take a look. Yeah they got worse. Let's crib this and there are no we'll Bert Kreischer. You got this and then give them a little vision of what you got real men get a Tomahawk right see. Linda braves new slogan. Don't stay back together. We look to the potato shelby. I'm in here too. Yeah Good Tell Them Gentlemen Gentlemen Because our funnest fucked to follow on social media. You're fucking awesome. You're really fun to be with. I gotTa be dead honest with you talked about you guys so much this last month. It's a pleasure hanging. Thank you man to treat me here. who killing it added a new one. We are okay or I'm on Bradwell. My pants tonight is Brad and say we're going to war are we know. You're what does the tour bus live like kind of tell you this much? You WanNa talk about fun following Social Media Holy Shit. I got my Stepdad to follow. You have instagram thing. I've ever done in my entire life. Continues on big? Show Me Everything. Tom Doesn't know about yet. I on time for you show secondary to the tour bus lifestyle. Very candid right now. That tour bus has changed my life. I have when I travel you know when I traveled to try to do this tour and have to fly every morning at six. Am and then. I drink on planes and then no NAPA wouldn't work out. It'd be overwhelming. This tour bus has changed the way a torn because literally get done. A show of Calgary you on the boss you can hang for a few hours. Go ahead and take off right. No no Dr St Vancouver Tour Bus Starts Up Tillerson Soda. Throw on Netflix. Why the Frye Festival documentary until diggle lacking right? And then you know and you like I'm GonNa go to bed. Let's all go to bed. You go to bed you wake up in the morning and like hey. Let's finish documentary. You're still driving into Vancouver right. You should have been couvert. Ymca pass through like. Hey I'm going go. Anyone WanNA saw sean. Everyone saw come into the show more theater. Two shows literally rolling in fresh as a daisy. No booze that day. Just I mean changed my life I watch. I was in Indianapolis. We drove from Ottawa. Indianapolis in a snowstorm or blizzard. We pulled in the apples we get in. They push out the side. You got an extra four feet an NFC championships going on right watch. I'm getting ready to watch him and kicked a field goal to see the rams. Go knock on the door Bert. Four I go. GimME TO REALLY Walk Kicks Bill Burr. Walk off getting on stage. I'm telling you when I say this if I became if I if I won the lottery and had like three hundred million dollars I get every every one of US tour bus ie by all of us. There's certain things I WANNA do for all comics. Are We steaks all right? Let's go that Tomahawk for. I'm going in for the fillet little overcooked for me but I think they get all all the Boma Cross nothing better than Fucking Filet O. That's the only reason I wish I had a son. Let them taste you steak. There's a thing about a man there's some of the DNA prone to meet right the first lady. My Dad made me made it rare bigger. I'm getting sick at your man. Stop crying stop. Crying BONE ROBOT. Certain things about being a man that had been handed down from men that feel like our appreciated enough for instance like. I remember the first time I told me how to hold forth when I cut a state it was like I do like this in the mouth like this was such a manly thing to watch him. Do I was like oh it'd be like that. Is that how you do it? That's why on that. Yeah well fuck me. Clinton's find close dot going. Well take a break and just started. Yesterday I expect the time you start shooting us at five. She was okay. Can you figure out dinner? I was like yeah sure to eight o'clock. I'm wasted thirty minutes over. Beat so you've had two stakes. One of the biggest. No Nos on. This is potatoes. Create a Man Picasso Picasso and then looking at it a blue guitar group poster the original budget. What did he do? What's famous painting your put off? Where's Hannah Colangelo? Either David. The Monitor the great non-aggressive lines. Where's Hannah Gasping? When you're talking about yeah knows. He's not history major. That had nothing to do with their sexual orientation or the topics of special. This is so fucking good. Pin here into me Do you ever combined bites. Oh I just went steak and then I went potato. Afternoon was unbelievable. Real suggested. So you're not like a grilled cheese dip the the park cordoned off dot to wait pancakes. Dip It in your whisky love it. That's defunding someone if they don't do things like that you know what I'm saying. My wife is this'll by the way might have just figured this bid out at a joke about my wife fall asleep. She compulsive without drugs or alcohol which is fucking creepy like a Mormon. Just go. That's me I'm done thinking. Click my wife. Does my wife will work her way around the plane. Go a little bit of this a little bit of that little bit of this little that I go stake move it to the potatoes. I go I go one thing and next thing. I don't I don't like that was. That was good a little bit of apple onion little. You know like to double down on another one. I can't do salty and sweet and the same meal. Well I'm salty sweet so you can't even No I cannot I. CAN'T I have to separate plates. I need waffles on one plate. You on the show. Don't don't call me out. I don't WANNA blast. I don't have to go public apology. Data Don Lemon and tell him I. Sometimes I like to eat salt in Sweden and we'll kind of American or something I don't know I mean there's certain foods I think just can can blend together and lifting Broadway watching Brad. This is watching. My small dog eat dog treat in front of my big. I'm like Mona Hurry up. And but yeah I mean all right? Let's go I'm GonNa do mixed bite tell you? Now you're GonNa you'd never do it but I I appreciate you trying out for the sake of nine. I'm not a good comment is a lot more on. It's not bad it's good. Here's here I'll tell you what I think how we were raised to like. I knew the combined things you know like like Dourson podcast to great podcasts. By the way I tell you what a fucking Ergen I am your podcast lady. That's how you guys up. Yeah it'd be some help setting up I'll do it and I was like go. Fuck Off Really. Use Your help you know what it is. I just constantly some day. We all got into podcasting when it was just no way to figure out ourselves. And so there's this independence where you go like fuck everyone. I got this yeah. It's the same thing to stand up like you want someone like when you're first into it on what you tag them a joke I think. Then you get a little older and you're in the morning you're like yeah please. If you have a good a good tag I'll tell you what I never in. Probably twenty years in comedy took a tag up a joke on this last special. I did the secret time on streaming on Netflix. Right now by the way my machine special that I shot in two thousand sixteen is also streaming on Netflix. Going by the way Mazal Tov listening to that by the way. Columbine fucking is right now on did that. How great is it? That especially you've already shot done material. Burned is now coming back and now. It's getting second life on Netflix. I think it's I mean I would argue. It's a better special than secret time but everything you do earlier. Man Thank you. I'll tell you. Shut up Nikki. Glaser she hit me up. Gave me a compliment? Random like I just watch the thing I liked it. I was like I remember. Rogan told me that we were doing this podcast on October. Do especially with great. My reaction to that is priceless. You Watch my special ED. He was like yeah. It's awesome and I was like too when you hear comics and like what you're doing right. That's what I the way sidebar feel free to cut whatever you want out of this. That's what killed me about. Brody is that we all fucking loved him so much and it's like everything he did was so fucking funny to us and was so selfless with his also like jubilation for every comic in person and like and what he was doing on stage was so So to him but he was also like he knew that everybody there was always a there was a piece of him that went on stage all the time that knew that like there was a handful of people that were aside from the audience that he was performing for. You know what I'm saying like if you talk before he went on stage you were like Oh. It's turning up in arms because you know there's like more comic select. You know what I'm saying like you just was I I read this on twitter and I couldn't agree more. He's someone said he's the he's the most in the moment comic ever hardcore. And that's not even debatable. Yeah if there's no way someone could stand up during his set without without him calling it out someone to walk across some good sneeze coming to do anything. I mean just and watching brody when a joke didn't work was like watching Carson like fixing the joke and getting the laugh even want. It didn't work so I was super. Lucky I got you. Did you know him in Seattle man? I knew Yeah I mean I like when I was in public radio SAUM on public access like he was. This is crazy. He was the first. I mean so crazy that I even ever got to become friends with them because when I was in Eighth Grade. He was on a public access. Show in Seattle and I was like and I become fixated with this guy of Tannin brody and I was. Who is this guy that is so fucking funny and not universally famous but but it's crushing on this medium. That's like public access. And it became fixated with it and and and when I got to La. The first thing I did when I got to tell you go to a taping of best sports over the brody was warming up literally sauna. And you've gotta be fucking kidding me and I screamed it out. And he like came down and talk to me and my friends after we talked about Seattle and and he was so generous with. It's like time and it was so funny. And he was like it like you got it like Tena and Brody by the way. Tannin brody followed a show on public access for this girl named Shannon crinoline. That was a heavy set girl that just painted herself. Like those paints you would just dance and like talk about like weird like you like you know every time we've all we pleasant but he he was like. I can't believe you saw that show on public access. Everybody saw him and it was like a you know like pre Internet and it was but yeah I saw him twenty probably twenty one years ago and the UC in a collectible conscious in New York and he kind of likes spotted me out that I was jock and he was a jock and then everyone else was like not like that. Look like a little softer dudes nipples and stuff. And he's had a where are you from you know and I was like Oh Florida yeah. It's sports baseball baseball right. So he goes up on stage in an art room in New York and he goes new movie ten. Things I hate about you. I got a movie ten things I hate about me. I have hair on my cock. Not Not all the way to the top. Halfway no dude. I laughed I was like dude. I love this guy. The thing I got to say about him is he was sweet and that moment when they're do I could name them off their budget. Cont fucking all comics. That were contact them because they could be because they were nerds. High school passed by the way. Brody was you know was picked on how to rough life. He's a sweet guy. Yeah he it like any like win when he would pick someone out of the audience and just like say hey. Where'd you go to high school? And they would say the city and he would know everything about that. High School Say Daughters. So you know. Obviously I don't I'm sure you know. The survey may not know this but he lived right by me and so we share the same videos. He posted were really great. Because that's one of those things too that you're like you want as much content and the the amount of run-ins it seems like you had with him were trauma every day. I saw him every day. It's really hard me to walk from to starbucks and not look for him because I did every that. Look for him because that's the starbucks and my daughter's when I met him. We were walking from starbucks. And I said Hebrew George Island. He Goes Oh Georgia. Eight eight till you die. And they've started giggling. They go without me. And I said that's our area code and it goes brody says well stage right so then wrote for. You had his first by the way. Feel free to edit anything. I'm talking about where he had his first break down. He was at my house like days before it like literally days before it and you tell something's off we had a barbecue. I invited him. I saw him walking on the street and say remember. Barbecue and He came in and you can see something often Jordan extensive. Everyone could sense it. It was definitely talking a little bit wild and then And then we see him after that and I said Oh yeah he went into an taking care of and he's good and so But the best thing in the fucking world is when my daughters would see him as starbuck from because in the street. They'd have groceries in their hands. And they go dad brody Stevens it bay killing that. I had to tell him he passed. And it fucking killed me. We killed me. It fucking killed me and it was like. Is that the first person that your daughters have now lafrance. She grabbed me beyond good friend. Yeah suicide only one therapy. Holy Fuck man you listen to anybody about me about. He's a good guy. I miss that guy that guy forever. It's it's so rare that someone like that comes around and comedy that like goes if someone ever came up to you and you brought up. Brody's name they're like that guys a Dick. You would immediately look at that person and go. Oh so it's you. It's not him so I try not to hang out with the story now. It's like a week after nine eleven like everyone's like him. And how are you doing yeah? Everyone's you're cool right hug before yet like you know. Everyone's the good thing is that we now have like a two year lapse of nowhere. No one will kill themselves. Because it'll look hacky your sakes this is get the show the fuck off so that if they did everyone's GonNa model them in home in Brody's voice. No one wants to be. The body has better birdies. I was so much better than I did it. I number one trending on twitter. What did you do eight with a full? I Don die but we this is. What's a horrible bunk comics that you can find light in anything? I've talked to a little but also the it's a blessing and a curse man. It's we're conditioned to find the lights out of a dark moment like all. I could think when I posted how many how many likes to get you because you know. That's Brody's brain negative comments that I didn't start crying until he was trending number one on twitter and rick. Ingram tweeted out that he's like brody would've loved this. Brody would've loved that he would walking. That's my Rosa at number one. I would have known that. I wouldn't have Gilbert dateable taping. And who's doing periscope for the warm up and he was like. I was there and he goes and goes. Adam Reagan's periscope live because from Seattle knows who J. Buehner is went to middle school. He gets it has seen the rain and I can. I tell you a brody story. I'm not sure is real or not every story. I've always punched up. Yes yeah so. I'm just being fair if someone wants to dispute this then you're right I'm wrong. I'm walking through the parking lot of that starbucks that we always might do and brody's in his car explaining drums on his steering wheel. And I Walk Bernie Williams and he goes driving Uber waiting for my ride and all I could think with someone's going to see brody on his book. Let's go I bugging. I can't promise you real drink a lot and a lot of things I can do. Real man he was a fucking alleged won a handful of minds. That are that specific. And and you know there's still enough. I think I have a goal. She's a reverse the soda little man versus food. I hit that became. Yeah this is one of my best episode. I've never been funnier minute ever in this. I'll just tell you how much I love. You have the the When we did bird cast you promote the show. Yeah Yeah yes you said. It was one of your longest episodes but we ended. Because I don't know if you remember because you've done so much concept but you're episode. I've never got so many tweets or DMZ my life because the episode ended with Brad was going to Guam next day. Shit I remember that I wanted to Guam the next day and we went on this tangent of Guam pawns where we started talking about long to Guam. Oh my God I do remember that may have you want to Guam around the world. I told you remember that. I got so many messages about the ending of that episode. And and you say it was almost a four hour episode and Brad wouldn't because he was getting on the flight to Guam so you got shit base and I left for a minute to go the bathroom and you guys like the best thing about. I was in Guam. And then people will walk into Guam if you want to ran but O'Brien Yeah Oh my God and made content and forget it like people go. Hey Man tell the story about other dot and you're like I don't know what you're talking about on the podcast. We'll tell you. Oh sorry just flies through. It's such a great fit. This whole system we got set up has been so fucking fun because you don't need a new one anymore. I mean obviously you need these people. I don't know who's flex paying them. Thank God bill. Burr is doing a fucking eastern European. Okay let me rephrase. Here's a great thing about what we do is you need one rich friend. Lucky and builders hemorrhaging ceremonial. It's like yeah more. Something's burning one day. That'll pay off. What do you? What would you guys do if you could do a show on the road like video show so we so we actually had this idea and I still I still WanNa do it Where we do you can call a man and a half. Yeah we do a competitive miniature golf show and we'd call it put up or shut up like this. Yeah and so like we produce. We have roles brow. We we have people that are having a dispute in order to settle the dispute. They go on upper shut up and whoever wins in the miniature golf game wins. The dispute was the punishment though. If you lose what's punish oh well we got. We have to create those events. It'll be it'll be also a great sponsorship and a good band name for the cameras out. Why are you whispering everyone? I don't like that. Shit fucking captain where we'll where we'll do they all look alike. Where Wolves when you get drunk? Enough Russell. Oh Shit a little out of shape. Where Wolf but you outrun them. But it's still terrifying me wonder about his cardio certain beards. That like I mean like how often you trim your beard is no no no no. Can we get a shot on me when I saw look at? You Trim my beard obsessed with their. How many days a week every every two days three days so right now. This is This one here we go so hey guys it's Christ something's burning. We're talking beard maintenance from the eighteen hundreds so first of all Chen longer so that I have a jaw line. I've been attributed. I don't turn this at all what I do. Is I trim it once and then I tre miss one little lower and then I go to this one to ten. And then what's important about? This didn't sidelines. You see the sidelines. You sidelines a fucking. Tidy ship agreeing. Yeah and so all I try to do is kind of like damn bills area. Now you know. I do a little bit of his but he goes aggressive. But he doesn't care by the way Dan Bulls Aaron all the fucking hot women's web episode. Though Kill Tony. Line the line that happened last night at kill. Tony was the hardest I've lost and that was when the slightly overweight female comedian Came onstage and first of all don't Tony Hinchcliffe said to you. What's it like looking at the female version of yourself? Oh my God killer line and then Tony says Tony says. I wonder how much you and burt way together. And Red Band hits a fucking button. And it's brody going eight one eight till I die dude. Fuck and funniest thing ever. There was by the way that that woman. I feel bad because they may have fun the entire time. Yeah they trooper she. She was all hung and it was so great so funny. I wish I knew her name. Someone find her name. Tagger in this right now. I'll help you out yet. She can get the followers because she's a stand up. She's doing it but Tony said She was addicted to heroin. Maybe I shouldn't put that in but win and Tony Goes Tony. I'm shocked at that. Was your favorite thing to eat out of a spoon and then a horse rider. And he goes. I imagine how the worst felt. Tony was savage on. And that's the thing about this podcast go on for three days. Alex Hanell's podcast where he climbed up the mountain with Iraq the what the Free Solo. Oh that wasn't pockets. A movie film and it was a year thrown wasted. He is the best. Listen it was Kreischer in the kitchen with the Tomahawk steak The rest of the state for the crew legal sampled a little. Bit heated up a tab and then We should probably have this up. With what time is it we crush this. What is eight o'clock do two hours easy to sift through? But I think there's a lot of good stuff look good moment fucking. Tell me this went pretty well. Yeah guys I've done a lot of these. It's a it's a burden I've been here for. All of my new guys are just booked another movie. It's us in Chatsworth. A Solo scene on a Yoga Mat should have gotten a laugh on alone. Yeah buckets so great. Stand up comic. It's the best to if you're watching. This would be a comic fucking. Do It fucking do it? Just do it. Just go to an open mic and do it and do it do it with your friends and your form a group of Friends. That are fucking that you'll never worry about offending with King. Great you have no idea the text you'll get the tests you'll get are so hilarious and inappropriate. Friends will bake baked potatoes in Salt Lake City. A little bit of Bacon but now real bagging. If someone's got a religious kosher for life life yeah yeah more more than in college when you were van wilder backyards so lost them and I know what I was. GonNa do with my life. I was like maybe I'll sell boats. Maybe also carpet niece Georgia boats Hashtag Kristen MEDOC FOR DAD sold votes in Orlando. And he's like I'm GonNa Hook you up and I was like. I think I'm GonNa Talk. How many God bless you think you're going to be increased at one point? I know me by the way drunker. Something's burning I've ever done. I am honoured drummer of creed in Orlando did Orlando partied cursing bullshitted you know you know it is. You know it's cool to hang out with raw says. Oh isn't it like do you think they WANNA be comments more? We WanNa be done more. I would hang out with requests. Yeah starting to carry on comics wannabe rockstars more than Rogers when it becomes then a Lotta rockstars comments. I mean when you saw Celine Dion. Stand up Oh we have twenty more minutes over here. This was a big husband. You're not in love with this. Forty years is not far off at all. The onset probably hundreds of thousands of shows. So she's got so many she got so much game tape to go back to and she's a she's locked in at this point my buddy hits me were in Vegas for the craftsy comedy festival and And he's a hey my My wife sick. Do you WanNa go to this. Concert like goes blunt and go on. Like where do I meet you go grownup Lomond? Like eight rows back. And it's the most like Caesar's Palace and she does a few songs up top and then there's probably fifteen twenty minutes of just like everything was a song opportunity. She was like this is ready to be here to be here to be to be. Here is my guitar player. Jose's bill me for fifteen years for fifteen years. He's been with me. Jose Jose Everything and then at one point my buddy innocent his what the fuck is happening like. Why isn't she used to go into the settlers and then she comes out and different quick change. She's an all yellow dress and she comes out she goes look at me. I'm so yellow. I'm so yellow so yellow yellow. No one's the sputum the color so yellow and then she'd stops and turns and then looks back to the station just goes. I'm like Selene Dijon and I'm just like that the funny chevro- to my entire life and I'm like I'm not against Selene. Puns that our economy hard core. I can imagine some guy backstays being like fucking the John Pun work comes out and panties. I'm like Selene you're on you get on the. I don't know what all the Dildo I'm sending hard on. I try I'm trying to yes and keeping it going. The joke going more like like it. Hey one of the things that I love those that Colin Quinn. A loved when people were bomb on tough crowd and he goes. No no Sh- let it happen. I Love Right. He's the greatest is there are there beers in there. I know we're running. Low on bad is is doing with battery is enough osasco. Close up a little date tonight. What what are we? Doin' We know we're two hours from now on we're good we're celebrating brody and we're talking to lean but yeah it'd be a time going to slide something a bunch of state for you guys. This is cooking great. Yeah Yeah we're good we're good. We're still recording right. Oh Yeah Time Yup Vietnamese Janet Vietnamese Tiger and assumed Vietnamese Vietnamese beers endorsed by Robert Kraft wishes time-sensitive live. I would love to know I would love to talk about. Robert Kraft one. It's like important right now. They're going to be like. Oh yeah he's already went to jail going anywhere As a seventy five year old man that like seventy eight? It's a lot wife are pass away from cancer. So let's get it then it's about sex workers and they leave then. It gets complicated because then feminists say shock. Such workers are okay. It's their own decision. And then you go off here. Here's one for you. I mean it's it's gets complicated. Everything gets the pre these days especially hand jobs. Hey I'd I'm GonNa go skipper fares razzle dazzle hands like. Oh that was funny for me. Asked me to explain this to my wife on the CLEMSON I. I had steak a twice baked potato. That's not real. Is it that John Okay? Way To say okay. What are you going to sleep again? Wait a second. I don't know it was rich. Wouldn't oh there's no way that's happening right now. Started going end was too big a any sort. Everybody's GonNa Kill Kill Brad. Sit Back Up. Do you want me to call. No no no no. You're good stool. I mean climate. You're right to to drink brad. We're GONNA fucking wasted nine dream breath. Beer Jesus gracing the go Bairo. I've never these beers. Were in front of his face. A God are you okay. That's the best part. Don't get hurt when they fall more one more beer one more beer was maybe we have to choose it. You're still alive. And you guys wrap up our almost imagine if you gotta go no more film stirrups grappling Hook. That was it. Looked like you've fallen before because the way you like grass yourself I was like. Is it going to be weird advice that I'm trained in pro wrestling so I can fall back at your daughter's maybe I'll have you ever brought anything up dad wise to your the brunt of coors light your what I I get what bit real I went to a I went to choir expel. Yeah you did. Sprinkles spiral moment? That's insane the right way. I may need to see the footage after Brad polling after we wrap this did you guys get is on a we have it. You'RE GONNA have it from that angle to kids that they're wearing like cut to the depression. Was I'd been what about this? This was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. This episode has had everything. I'm sorry the only I said to someone recently. There's nothing better than Brab. Prep it all the time. Brad Brad Williams Ice Skating. A little person is kidding. Escape is the thought is on my instagram speedskater but fast motion. It's basically like the figure skater. Got The star from Super Mario Brothers. It is the funniest thing not not in a funny like deprecating way. But in a funny they bring joy to your life. We're like I was watching on the bus. I was like dude. There's nothing funnier than probably speed skating. And I showed everyone in there like all. I want everyone to go. I actually played hockey religious. Yeah I played hockey goalie. Funniest I definitely. This has been a home. Run when you want to do it again tomorrow. Dude I can do another fucking episode. You guys want to see another episode tiger in the comments. Say Hey bring back about last night. Tag Them Yeah Tag Brad Anti Adamant. Yeah it's got Do you guys are the fucking best? This is what we should do. We should do. Something's burning a comedy table but we do like a dinner with a fine chef and comics. Bring like five. Yeah yes maybe we'll call it dinner for five. Then that may have been taken over five five five. Yeah and then call me John. Farrah different for overall. Yeah I wonder if John Fabra watches us and he was like Richard done with my career directed backwards. What do host what backroom Kevin Gallen? What's that remember mind? What factor in cash? No it's a guy that brings girls into and he goes. I want audition as a model and then she's like. Oh cool and he's like I'll need tissues account this deck and she like on all and then next Gino but he sounds like Jon favreau. It'd be listening by the way is Ernie Scar. I know a lot about this. Let's get the fuck out of this episode. How do we end? How do we end this feel wasted and I am Hot? Spin class at ten in the morning at the single skipper hands it. But I don't WanNa go wait. Give me. I'm fucking to do this forever. If you don't and this Rachel what fall to fall again. No can I show you when I was a kid. We used to do this. Never mind. This is inappropriate. My nipples been itching a lot lately. I have no idea. I think I'm getting bigger larger. Someone's stop this episode. We end and throw beer at the camera. No by the way your arm. Don't test them. Get guns I could do it. Well no it's the same compacted into a smaller space. Well that that I don't straighten so it just looks. I'm go no go. I can't go through. Yeah by the way dwarfism. That's my book. I'd warm as a morning show kind of being a pocket. Bibles live like me. And by the way dwarfism all right all right. We need an end to this podcast. This has been fucking amazing. How do we end it? How do we do? We should cut up the crew and watch. It tastes a little bit of the skillet. And then iceman. I'd I'd I gotta be honest with you. There's no way to end this other than this has been fucking amazing. It's been really blast. Like I've been Ha- I had such a great time tonight. I'M GONNA fucking wasted ship. Waste unless we all toast and that camera does a slow motion like a zoom in or that camera as we're toasting and then we blow up Campbell together. So let's give you too much of my glands. We're all do a toast with me right here in tap it. Yeah and we go getting released April Christ so far away. He's going to be so dead by promote my my kid's birthday kids that you're eventually going to consummate. Yeah sure Hey We mean something anything. Something special in them law the candle by the way but if we don't it right the first time we can always rely on that and I want you to blow. It can on and go to dark okay. Can we do that? Is Everyone listening to matter right? Okay so maybe it does. I'm hammered toast. You Start and then. We'll all the camera you say the thing. Yeah and making. Yeah we I think we go around shave one thing and then no one. Yeah Okay and then will end on the best one said that camera whom I look so then. So then we'll have glasses making eye contact and then we'll look here and they will he say or one prayer. I am walking past. This is toasted then and then here we go hang on. Let's take a superb lesbian. You're starting hey guys to food fragrance quite a bit all together. I'm sorry just so sorry guys. It's free saw. Jesus Christ here's want to get your fucking were I got. I got a more lighter. We can guys to food and friends and fun asthmatics Brad Warriors I. Let's do it here. We go here we go. It's like the old saying goes when Dwarf Falls. Another one grows at. Spliced was good thing before last week. Europe make disability were spitting or not mean Nice. Only talk reminding reminding nevertheless. Grab on Fire Sean Dump into do flips or you know ripped yeah. You Ain't steak I write. I need to really bring a Har- go because you're the last one. All right guys are back to you and say come here. Please tell me you smell that aggressive. We've got smell. I can't smell it. Whoever smelt it dealt Matt is a thank you? Everybody One of the best known and that was the one that guys just WanNa cut up this mother fucker waste.

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ACS (Part 1): Brad Williams

The Adam Carolla Show

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ACS (Part 1): Brad Williams

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It must be run by a twelve year old Indian girl well fuck you. You can't fuck it. Smell it right. Get your on my site. I don't need need your traffic because you can't nail it with the country of origin. Yes I mean there's like there's movies like lucky numbers Levin or something how many people this right lucky number seven. We got that bullet. I never heard of it yeah then we got nothing or you aren't many movies. Having many titles happiness was our aren weird and it's not all just up seven with the number seven stylized yeah kid you help shaping other out a little here with that AH reservoir dogs there was one letter that was wrong still now no help and not an obscure movie. No how many how many reservoir reservoir dogs like how many audience reviews reservoir dogs and again Max fat just type in reservoir do with an eye and see you see what comes up what comes up is nothing but audience reviews. There are four hundred forty five thousand seven hundred towel my God okay so it exists on your site. Why why why is this and why in a world where this is taken care of four you in so many different places blazes or they go? Did you mean or here's here's the five closest you can go to some car auction site in misspell Ferrari and it'll still pop up with a bunch of junk like this. Are you looking for this. If you're texting and one of US just mashed five random letters it would find the closest combination of letters amid word so you don't spell Django unchained or you don't spell Quentin Tarantino's name exactly right you get nothing kind weird rise pulp fiction and four rooms all you got. That's right so anyways looking up Random House Carl share share you guys with that later in luck obviously it highlights my moronic ship but I would argue. No one is born knowing how how Quentin Tarantino spells his name Tarintino and all and this is not something that most Americans would would nail the first try out. Why why are we making it tough? Why once I get through Quinton and I start doing a team? Why doesn't this whole world this come up all right anyway? <hes> I had a lovely discussion with my mom on Sunday which was hot muffin talk hot muffin now we we talk about the gravity is at some point. My stepdad explains the change a tire on the station wagon and then we get we get into detail about how that works. I said I did something I've never done before which is I should've asked a follow up question which is why no follow up questions or my my questions and I said so I was I have well. I don't know you guys tell me I I have a sort of obsession with people when you say to them they go up there and you go. I just finished a documentary and they go oh okay. Hey the got seven layer dip at the table. You want a scoop like you. You don't ask what it's about like documentary cursory follow. What is it all on like? There's a lot of that I think what was that like something yeah. The follow up question part it always makes me think they think you're lying because if they finish impress you want a documentary kind of got to know what the subject of the documentary anyway I come from a group of those people and I was but I finally said to my mom and my Stepdad so I said I said. I said they said what you've been up up to. I said I haven't been doing a lot of stand up and I've been bringing sunny with me. Having a good time and coming coming into Monterey GonNa do a show at <hes> the Golden State Theatre August seventeenth unprepared with anime and I said we're we're like we're going to Monterey. We're going there for the car weekends so do my next show out Outta town and we'll we'll do a show over there in Monterey in sunny he works emerge table has a good time Blah Blah Blah and then there's the pause and the <hes> nothing and then I go yeah the Monterey car weekend. It's it's it's a big. It's a big deal probably get one hundred thousand thousand plus people at the track and so we'll tow the car in on like Wednesday night and then we'll set up and then we'll then that's racing then we'll do the race all weekend. Okay Yeah Okay so then you know we get the car prep then we all the equipment and there's like a little weird stuff like I said you know. There's an airport in Monterey but we drive up. We have a truck with a trailer. The trailers got the race cars. Got All the equipment to guys drive that we get another car. We drive up separately then you know qualifying on on Friday race race on Saturday okay so at a certain point about ten minutes later I said and I think I've been able to now. I figure out my entire childhood. I said any questions about the race. <hes> what kind of car are you driving in this race or how does it work any comedy. People are expensive any questions about like what kind of car I'm driving and my mom goes well. You know I don't know anything about cars. He's not why you ask questions. They thought that is kind of why you don't know anything about anything because you don't ask questions but I know you're offering this up as a reason as to why you're not asking anything but we just said I'm doing a black powder rifle shooting tournament and then you said to me any questions I you know I don't know we'll we'll isn't this now time to ask you about glints Lintz in powder in Moscow and things of that. Is this an opportunity and perhaps at the end. You might know a little bit about that subject well. I know there's a danger of knowing something that your son is interested in and that's a very slippery slope to rescue me. You'RE GONNA find out about the grandkids and then where would we be but it is funny and it reminded me I started thinking Oh i think this is just her in a nutshell which is getting defensive about not not asking questions but her defense is is the reason she shouldn't be asking questions ignorance. I don't know anything about cars okay. Let me tell you about the car. Are you drove a car to my house so that there's a baseline a little card baseboard baseline of Car Knowledge Loyd now. If I said it was a porsche you'd go I've heard of a poor minimize said L.. Neumann's Porsche you. I've heard of care for him. He's okay he didn't miss so we could work. We got 'em base out but we never get to that point but it kind of reminded me of when we had DAMASEC call in his mom call in and take my mom on on the Trivia and Kurla Show Trivia via my mom's reasons that she kept offering up for not knowing anything about the morning show that was in her town was was. How would I possibly know that which was pastored? I know which is well again. They're both kind of halves of a different horse costume one is I don't know anything about cars so I'm not GonNa ask you anything cars and don't tell me anything about cars which is like right you don't own anything about cars ars but you could know something about cars and then the other part is how would anyone possibly know who the name. Your black intern is well if you haven't. I know that hat if you ask me questions about the show the wire I couldn't do that but if my son was in the show the wire and presumably watch show the wire then I could tell you the name of the guard who is in the show the wire trivia holstered so so weird disconnect that she kept saying. How would anybody know our how could anyone of course it was comical? Cause damage mom from beaver falls Pennsylvania would immediately chime in with the answer because she would listen online right because her son awesome show dial but it struck me. I thought okay I guess we'll just never talk about anything because you don't know uh-huh about anything and you don't ask questions about anything and then you get defensive about people asking you about things so we'll just sit here. There's also a social decorum forum through the end of this thing I will at least you know cursory engage them in conversation about it. It's not important to me but supported them so let's have a pleasant conversation for five minutes and move on right. It doesn't skip a generation. She's not just obsessed with sunny in Italian anyway who now now so everything about four nights there is <hes> there was that I had a <hes> head of my first. I sort of weird social media shame dream. It's a few days back I I hadn't had one of these dreams Exist or I wasn't familiar with or whatever and then I had to like repeat it and I and I said like in the <hes> anyway so and such and such green allowed I said the Markelle and then like a voice from up in the hill or back in the crowd went. It's not Mark Micra gone and and I yelled Oh shut up on like I was just like ignite. Stop fucking correcting me and it was this tall black female basketball player and everyone is like you mold her Khan hunt and I was like I wasn't even really looking up. I just yelled out like shut up and everybody's heard like the village was turning on me and everyone wanted me out of the village and everything and it was like my first weird social media village dream I imagine nightmares used to be the floods and tornadoes and Boogie men and ghosts and monsters but there must be a fair bit of social media dreaming going on your outcast yes did did you stand your ground. Did you run. I think I just had to take a piss so I woke up to stand up but it was like a weird social media <hes> and I was like no. I don't think black women are just I've just yelling out like shut up like stop correcting me but she was sort of she was a black female sports kind of a hero in people like you've just attacked one of the Williams that's right. That's what it was that was that was interesting. She got her on the soda. I should hey Max Pat. I I did write down. Where were we <hes> Saturday night? When Mike ordered a full? Stay Day at the Club in Pasadena you you understand that when we're playing the Canyon Club in a Gora Gora all those years ago after the twenty exchanges about going with Nixon Torah Mastro's. Mike ordered a steak that night well there are twenty more emails about going to Mastro's in thousand oaks before the Canyon club show in Gora and this isn't quite as bad but it's pretty pretty bad so mike and I were like Oh. We're going to meet Nick. We'll meet at Mastro's. We're going to eat eat poor poor <hes> poor cetera we invited centered or go to eat with us. <hes> started the first half hour of the conversation. What do you what what's up with the up to nick? He literally pitched US Four T._v.. Shows that had all been picked up and at a certain point nice run or you're paying I. We invited you to come out the but once you're four show got picked up. We're going house these three yeah yeah I said Mike Building a patio at his house and that's about all he's got going so but anyway with knowing we're going to MASTRO's for steak. Take the night before Saturday. Mike ordered full steak meal backstage Pasadena and then announced it was inevitable edible but anyway thank you also ordered a lasagna tapes. She's the table. What are we share the lease for the table? I had observer maybe Jalapeno poppers LASAGNA. The Majesty of Mike is the last time we went with Nixon Torah to Mastro's he ordered a steak that night and announced it was a horrible steak because these are bar honky tonks eat steaks the drinks and helping offers and you ordered a rare to just like they always overcook these so I got order. Rare didn't learn this lesson at all because then the next time we did it. He just ordered a steak the night before at the same place yeah all right so there there. There's what you need to know about Mike. He's still ate a lot of it though he wasn't happy about it but he take it. You got to sticks. I know Mikey to sink all right. Let's see I got this. <hes> EOS clip which bothered me. Oh we got our poll our poll which is uber sticker on the car R._V.. Versus Ralph's Club medallion on the key chain now. I don't know Ralph's Club is everywhere in the United States but whatever the version of tapings Hart is visible on the key chain who how did the lady stink now for guys like Brian. It's like this is an easy you want what on right but women are much more nuanced indeed and when I mean nuance I mean they make no no fucking sense so this can be one of those things. It's a deal breaker went to the super pragmatic guys it's like so so this person saves money and shop. What's the what's the big deal? She had a look on her face. Not Hot I know and I'm curious. The lift of glowing light it is well. I'm curious. What what the have we put it out there? We got got Scorpio well. Let's not put it up yet. Let's let's let's guess <hes> now now. The question is is which one's how I was afraid so someone tells race which is less attractive less attractive attractive and this is aimed at the ladies which is more negative and ladies. What's more unattractive right or however you do it but either way would would you rather date go on a date with the guy with Uber sticker or go on a date with a guy with the rouse clubs saving now? If you would've asked Brian this a few days ago just one hundred percent percentage zero why bother posting the question Gina has weighed in and it was my impulse when I was crafting this my impulse was ooh. This one's easy easy for me and Brian but I don't know for lady. Now you're GonNa die in this helmet. Pray that it's the Uber sticker the when it starts to bow and it's kind of that bubbled Ralph's car that he pulls on his community and it's good for a long term relationship human fecal matter on Ed Swat stickers been carved with a with a buck nine. Come on this is your pie versus cake the average average and you know when the guy's is got uber sticker but it's a fully loaded mercedes-benz c-class yeah. You're not allowed to do that gene. It's the car in the car yeah. This sticker ain't now. I know all right. I'm praying the overstocks. Give me a percentage stick. Sti Forty Sixty forty forty six forty Uber Yeah. That's not much not but I've been humbled by GINA's weighing in. I would have guessed initially like ninety ten but a sixty four whether you got. I'M GONNA say seventy thirty Ralph's. Wow Shit wow I don't know what to do. The the only the only embarrassing thing would be if you were in a on a date with Uber Guy and somebody jumped in the car other than that in the Ralph's Ralph's things not great <music>. You're listening related to him. Saving twenty percent on produce is not great to know about it broadcast broadcast accent. That's what I'm saying the no about a thing works for the repeal myth to hail people from a distance Brian all right gina represents an easy listening is sponsored by lifting that was good thanking easy listening Gina Teresa Strasser. I I'm going to say it's closer but I gotta go with. Come on I gotta go with your fifty five forty five with with Brian in the it's worse to have the Uber sticker than the Rams Clubcard in Christ interesting wow fifty seven forty three uber so it's edged out by a lot but not by a lot and that keychain man also I would argue that maybe the ladies who listen to this program program run a little more pragmatic than most folks just three okay 'cause out in the wild. This could be flipped could briefly because they usually if I if I remember correctly when you first couch this you started with Uber Sticker and then anything else that was going to be it was obviously going to be uber the stickers worse until you said Rouse Club <hes> something about it yeah yeah all right. Let's see I got this clip uh of the squad with A._F._C. and Anna Presley and Rashida to leave and they're talking about so every person who comes in here in does <hes> take a knee almost every person talks about interning and getting to the right place the right time and showing up. It's a thing that I did with K rock. It's the thing that Jimmy did early on with radio but it's kind of a thing that most Oh successful people all the successful people I know go well. I went to college but when I started interning at Letterman that's when I really took off I started interning. I was there for about a year Johnny on the spot next thing you know they move mavs an usher and then it became a segment producer extra shift here and I just showed up and I they're like yeah everybody who interns <hes> learns a ton more than than they would have if they didn't and so then we get into this thing where it's like well should in what about interning should it should. These people be paid and my answer is we have signed off off on the notion in order to intern. You have to be enrolled in college. Usually the rules are different around from different. I don't <unk> no state to state but you're in College Okay College. Everyone's embraced the concept of you pay college money and then they give you you information or they give you a skillset occasion. Yeah there's truck driving school. They don't nobody pays you to go to truck driving school. Oh you pay Debbie deutz. She should know she should now Debbie due to well. I suppose it would make sense that A._F._C. ourself. We're going to bartending school. Pay Them and get your certification bet. She didn't but you go to bartending school. That was one of the things a truck drivers school or whatever don't go to both it sends a dangerous interest message when you're explaining you're the top you're on the region. Speeding eighteen wheelers on the way to bartending school understands alive anyway. So everyone I've ever talked to has gotten who's gotten anything out of. You Know Brian Grazer. All these guys like I showed up. I got this guy's office. I told whatever you WANNA do it for free and I like it and it's important <hes> but A._F._C.. He wants everyone to get paid to intern which is again. It's more valuable than college showed be you could say then pay me to go to college or dentist school or whatever but here's a here's a little audio clip and we'll we'll see if we can make sense of it so much experience. It doesn't pay what kind of does pay the bills. If you really think about it <hes> it will. It's a fucked up way of thinking. Look obviously the woman's Dumb I mean. I don't know what else to say that it's not clear headed you. I don't think that way the the the amount of money that Daniel Kelsen has made over his career working for free for Lederman for two years not calculable. It's it's incredible so and Brian Grazer like ever everybody now. It's obviously Easley provided people show up and you give them something to do not go up and clean the gutters but there's going to be like they do a thing where everybody goes oh you got someone to go. Get yourself of coffee now. Yes there is going to be getting coffee the problem with paying everybody is now. They're going to be more selective. They're gonNA go well look. I'm GonNa pay you all. I need to have a little experience in production or whatever this whatever the business is those exactly my question. It's not an internship anymore. It's a job so why would you pay somebody to do something they've never done before and that's a requirement for John batchelor chip. You're literally just there to learn. I also feel and I've been on both sides of this when you are. You're paying somebody versus not paying so if you know someone is just here for free as the boss or supervisors manager. Whatever are you feel a little bit compelled to impart a little knowledge or explain things in between there starbucks runs you feel like you need to and and by the way here's how we do the so and so the so-and-so room when they're just getting fifteen bucks an hour then it's all just go get the coffee? Go collate that go go to Kinko's make a run. Make make a staples run. <hes> it's it's kind of. I don't know what it is. It's misguided and it's the opposite of what works and and I wanna hear it one more time because it is the it's the exact opposite of the truth. which is you do pay everyone for their experience? which what you the reason you're paying? Mark Eras what you're paying. Mark Air goes his because of his vast experience and when I was horribly interned when I was a carpenter carpenter you paid me for my experiences. Well all right. Let's and I would have I would have been intern as a carpenter. Gladly if I could have learned finish finish work versus just digging ditches or more time Sir so much experience. It doesn't pay all right one thousand percent wrong. Thank you all right and let's not unintended consequences consequences everybody you pass a law that says no more free internships we must now pay interns and we will stop hiring people with no experience variance just easier yeah and we now need you to perform yeah okay Chris. Did you start off as an intern here I did. Yes yeah a certain point like you couldn't do the internship anymore paying hang him now. Look at it again now. Look at him now hit me now bob so we can look at you. Okay all right. <hes> we got a Bollywood here. I got some rotten tomatoes NATO scores here Brad Williams <hes> coming up. Why don't we want to take a quick break and do Bollywood? He want to roll right into volleyball. That's role in a bollywood. Okay I ords. We'll tell you about movies go Bryan. We'll review that he on big screen allred visit before you spend box remember that train wreck be subject transform us to play they should ask before the show is Brad seen once Hollywood good thing for the show by me runs monotone Hollywood is in theaters now tim out this past weekend written by Quentin Tarantino the ninth film by Quentin Tarantino this one stars Leonardo in order to Caprio Brad Pitt Margot Robbie as Sharon Tate Timothy Oliphant Al Pacino meal Hirsch Luke Perry in his final role way too many more are notable names and faces to mention this movie. You will be constantly seeing faces Dakota fanning POPs up as a Charles Manson family member Lena Danica like everywhere you look peppered recognizable names and faces not going to bother that said this movie Ted. This is Quentin Tarantino's biggest opening weekend forty million dollars at the box office number two and his biggest opening to date good for him because here's an interesting story about the production of this film so you know all of Quentin Tarantino movies have been produced by the Weinstein company or Miramax Harvey Weinstein. He's longtime lovers of Quentin Tarantino in his films. They put he helped them on the map. You know as a big movie studio but of course he severed his ties with Harvey Weinstein and the last couple of two three years and actually so there was a bidding war for this movie right there was looking for a new distributor in Washington is a big name and it got out that this move is going to star to a not a-list here's A. Plus less global superstars are the two biggest in the world would not be a stretch so it was a huge bidding war Sony won the bidding war they included a ninety five million dollar production but nothing that was by far the biggest of his career final cut privileges and quote extraordinary creative controls plus twenty five five percent of burst dollar gross which for people listening who might not know what that means sometimes you get points on the move you might make the movie makes a profit and make an air quotes because a lot of times creative accounting in Hollywood show like Oh star wars actually lost on. I was like okay whatever this movie makes. Twenty million dollars Gwen Tarantino just made ten million dollars this this weekend's game twenty five percent of whatever brings in from that first dollar yeah and what People Ryan just said but what they do is they go. Oh we spent so much on outdoor advertising. You can never fully account everything and they just go. That's it that's how much it costs and so you're not going to get profits that we get into profits but we got to recoup all the money money we spent on outdoor advertising and you have no way to ever quantify that and they never they never do it for for tell her gross as these days plus the rights of the movie revert hurt to him he owns the movie after like a decade or two so they said ten to twenty years and it's funny because we talked with Martin Cove was a small small small small small small small part in the movie but we asked I think around me what the question was but it was like how much do you think Quinton loves movies or you're asking what he does all day and then going into like I must love movies but like other directors. How much do they really love movies? You know what I mean. Yes Tarintino owns the new beverly and like programs. It's a theater out here in Los Angeles like an independent movie theater and programs the movies of old movies. He loves like he you know the video store who knows but he worked at a video store for years. When I was younger he lives the life he like? Barton's Mercedes you before him. He's the one of those guys authentic breathes movie. I've seen ARC light three times. Yeah well movies yeah. I mean Coppola loves movies. He loves wine and vineyards too. I mean that's he has other things going on. I was thinking about it and like Oliver Stone Spike Lee. He likes guys each other activities other interest. I don't know the Quentin Tarantino has a ton of other interests and good for him because for him gray movies right eighty four percent around tomatoes uh this one so I have not seen this now okay so the story is Rick. Dalton played by Leonardo Capiot is by the way is a sort of a <hes>. He's he's a he's a nine hundred sixty eight Hollywood. He's he's on the second half of his career. You know what I mean. He's on the downslope a little bit. He was on a show Like a kind of thing and he was a big Western Star T._V.. Star people know who he is. He's very famous but he's had seen better days. He's cooling off a little bit and Brad. I pit is booth is his his son man and Brad still kind of hanging on and it's actually as much Brad Pitt story caprio story. You know you you actually know more about Brad. Pitney is sort of off hours a little more probably little more if he had time if you put a timer on of individuals stuff off in a weird way maybe a little more Brad Pitt yeah kind of like how pulp fiction was. Maybe a little more jewel. Samuel Jackson was John Travolta. You got up more with you to learn more about it so anyway. He has a house up on Cielo drive and we named sound familiar Ceelo dry was where Sharon tate and and her accomplice associates were killed by members of the family in nineteen sixty nine and it turns out their next door neighbors. What are you now clip Rick Dalton Aldin finds out that Sharon Tate and ruin your next door to him yeah and for him his his career's kind of sunsetting a little bit and he's got this hot director Rector Hot star light up the hill so kind of like to be friends with them? That's right 'cause it's his career constantly going up in the hot car the gates you know what I mean. They're on the upswing and of course Sharon Tate's beautiful starring in movies Blah Blah then then we spun ranch we get all the characters all your Charles. Manson actually plays a very small role in this movie. I was expecting a little more but very small role. We things happened in the movie unfolds from there. It's like if someone tapped quite dirty on the shoulder and was like hey man you love the late sixties right like all your movies whether they're set in modern times. Everyone seems like they're out of the late. Sixties like a movie set in the late sixties none of that until we get this and we mentioned yesterday it's peppered with Easter eggs. He said the Jack Stephan Plumbing <music> <hes> a van like drives by or whatever and there's one part where those big Kahuna Burger in the background from four x Burger. I'm wondering what you think. Do you have to do more research on this. All of everything the olds all the signs are restored to the olden times. It's just every landmark like you can think of in L. A. From that era was it digital or was it a very very very expensive production. We already mentioned they gave me a hundred million dollars or with giant road closures about on a year and a half ago what I well he shot at places like Musso Franks and things that have been around the twenties thirties but Blasi exteriors do with that all the cars and all well sadly someone who's driven up and down at a few times the supply sergeant across across the street from Moussa Franks and so and so forth there stretches of Hollywood boulevard that are untouched really well. If you look at net stretch <unk> by Kimmel's theater yeah the one side that built the whole big complex on the other side as you go passed and you had I guess East I guess on Halloween on the freeway. Oh sorry I I mean East downtown. I'm a little confused as it's all right anyway so as you go take a right step. Take right and you go toward downtown L._A.. lattice unchanged unchanged Lusa Franks. You have the supply sergeant big. You have all the storefronts. They've not been touched. There's now you get down to the end they put up a condo or high rise. Whatever but they're stretches of Hollywood that are from the fifties forty fifty sixty s not touched okay and it is that one little L. stretch before Hollywood and highland and that new thing and then the next big intersection down a few blocks where they put up a w hotel whatever it is but the stretching between Jefferson Pretty Old Stars in the movie I mean it's Musone Franks? It's El Coyote it's every perfect example and and so is <hes> what was the other Vaga Hassle Vega dinner dinner's until midnight. He goes by the way <hes> Casa Vega was are underage aged drinking join the cow. Everyone had the place they could order drink. When there were nineteen it was run by people who did not a lot of questions Vega was then? was that place place. Sorry keep going okay. I thought we mentioned yesterday. I thought it was funny C._G._I.. Says Max panel they built facades construction crews and bill facades deals the analog guy we talked about his process like I was a big turn to Geek back in the day and read books about like he writes at least he did wrote how to scripts as long hand with a black pen and a red pen made revisions with the red pen and wrote the script with Black Penn and also the other thing we talked about Martin cove which is funny because I do remember this also was Clinton is such a encyclopedia of movies that he will use movies as reference points for his actors and like okay you know that scene from Blah Blah Blah. I wanted to look kind of like that. But are you know the performance where I wanted to be a little bit like that. It's it's all references from other of the things I thought was hilarious. I thought it was one of the funniest movie as You said you've found the jokes Kinda hit and miss I I was missing the Zesty dialogue and the jokes folks I was enjoying the visual parts of it and just and more just sort of marveling at how weird we were back then and how people dress than how they should have they smoked and how they interacted heightened not looking at John Waters movie but it was just <hes> I found it to would be a very interesting movie but and found it to be a funny moving or for his types of most violent movies certainly since Jackie Brown possibly overall overall yeah. I'm laughing because Mike August hated. It and Chris said he was stress. Eating it in Pasadena was so upset. He said he was very upset about this. I mentioned that I loved the character development. These are the two best male characters I think he's ever done. I really knew these dudes and like simple. It was I dare I say it was a sweet Tarantino movie on a felt. I felt pay us for like these dudes yeah. How much did they end up folding in the Manson murders odors? You WanNa just Kinda go. I will not address and I'll just say it's a Quentin Tarantino Gay. He does have issues with the ladies. If you see see what he does if you have if you remember if you remember hateful a number Jason League got punched in the face multiple eighty times news and there's a scene toward the end of this movie where some ladies are taking a little bit of punishment and it did apply to the point where it's kind of like we get it. We get the last thing I'll say. Is this genie report on the story a couple of weeks or months ago when a reporter asked Tarantino at a press conference our panel. They're like why why why did you have Margot Robbie in the movie and get herself. You lines and I was outraged at the question like how dare you after seeing the movie. I'm still outraged at least make sense in the context the movie because Margot Robbie Sunscreen a lot. She doesn't say a lot like she's actually like featured like walking or doing things to thumb through the script should be like <hes> her name's throughout rattling Sharon then. Does this share then disease. She doesn't talk a lot. She was on her own a lot. Yes in the in the movie and maybe that was. I'm sure well it's all intentional. He wrote it by yeah there she was she didn't have anybody to talk to. She was sitting in a movie theater loan. She was up in a room like folding clothes alone like she just didn't have she was there. She was there actually she was there to kind of notice things see things and do whatnot and also I mean this is probably what the critic was beefing about but she show watchable that just her crossing the street in Westwood and buying tickets for the theatre going into theater. It's like you're you're. You're you're enraptured by like it's also a cool trick by Tarantino which is the audience knows in real life. Sharon tate gets brutally murdered. There's always element of danger around every corner right again. It's his choice. You can give what Iraq Jersey Airlines but she just wasn't everyone else not everyone else but many other sort of had a partner right he she didn't really have. I mean she was alone. So there you go. I liked it quite a bit. I recommend it the number now this one clip out there and it's only okay so no clip go see the movie. I liked it a lot so here. Brad Williams is waiting out there Max Pat. I don't know if you have a updated audience score or on <hes> once upon a time in Hollywood because I think you said another one over the phone with me then what you printed on this page but we'll figure this out <hes> here here is the pecking order or the power rankings for Quentin Tarantino Audience Score Movies one through ten ten Brian and I picked our favorites <hes> yesterday but here's an interesting audience score <hes> Pulp Fiction number one with ninety eighty six percent <hes> reservoir dogs number two with ninety four percent <hes> Django. Oh did Django unchained number three with ninety one percent. I liked Django. I think a lot more than Brian. Did you like it a lot more than this number four kill bill to number five inglorious bastards birds sorry kill Bill Sorry Kill Bill to is eighty nine percent inglorious bastards eighty eight percent <hes> number number one of my own six Jackie Brown surprise eighty five percent number seven kill bill volume one eighty one percent send number eight hateful eight at seventy six percent number nine nine death proof tied with once upon a time. It's seventy percent for them. People's Opinion Mondays is it. Oh No yeah it sets if we have two different computers. That's the lowest because you told me seventy one on the yeah of ball. It's the lowest people score of a Quentin Tarantino movie. I guess I got two theories observations about the number one as it pertains to Django a lot of times. The audience score is a reflection of how enjoyable people out on the movie. I think Django is very pleasing because they block artist leaves a rise up and then they kill the eagles. Let there's a lot of crazy violent through through as it pertains once on time in Hollywood the audience score can also reflect elect expectations and when you see Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio like this would be a major blockbuster Brad Pitt and Leonardo Capri. I'm going to go see this and it's a Quentin Tarantino. You'll think piece piece I agree but you would not have thought after walking out of theater that it would be the lowest score from from the people especially how much you hated hateful eight. I liked it but I'm the only one I've seen the lowest of the critics. Give it on. I'll watch Gotcha after death proof but status the worst yeah. It's it is number eight death proof number nine and number ten used to be a tie. I'm not that impressed that all right. Let's see Brad. Williams is out there recertified for us. We're going to yes just wondering because I caught it over the weekend. Anybody see the new season. Sorry standup special. Yes I would love to talk talk about that. 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I saw Brad at the Irvine Irvine Improv a few weeks ago man super funny set Fred slater man thank you I kind of had the hometown advantage much like I have this week and when I'm going to be appearing Debray Improv professional broadcaster this Friday Saturday and Sunday Bray in Providence in Las Vegas at <hes> Jimmy Canal Komo Yeah Jimmy Kimmel's comedy clubs ethnic that Avi August eighth to the eleven and get tickets Brad Williams comedy dot com we did a benefit for the wounded warriors or whatever the group was for the veterans. Yes it kind of struck me. I didn't WANNA say anything on stage but you tell me Brad okay. I think okay there are there are some folks I've met who have lost a limb in battle and big picture. I I would say not not that day or even later on that week but big picture in terms of their life has actually really been a plus turned motivational speaking they have their own line of shoes coming out br desert desert shorts or share the guy who was sort of Mc this thing yeah what's missing a leg because he lost it to bouncing betty or whatever for more positive than anyone I've ever met and I realize he turned this into like a cottage industry. A lot of guys just come home. Get depressed and kill themselves not not this guy. When I know the guy you're talking about? He was so positive and I don't know if one of the latkes can hop on and find the exact name the charity just we can make sure that we give them a plug doc but he he was amazing and you kind of think yourself that they've done. All these like happiness studies that say like it doesn't matter if you like get a disease or if you lose a limb or if you win or if you win a billion dollars your happiness will always kind of go back to where it is so this guy was probably a great dude before limb lost the limb and yes like say that week probably not in the best of spirits but overall he uh-huh returned back and maybe a founding new purpose in life and is now spending his time helping others which is amazing sorry folds folds of honor and <hes> so brad did a killer said I am seeing that was that was a couple of weeks ago and my my favorite part about that was is <hes> I posted the Gig on my facebook that I was doing this show and obviously the lineup it was you it was a headed McDonald was tone Bell Steve Byrne Great Line of Comics and someone commented under these fucking trump haters. I'M NOT GONNA go see this show. I'd rather support president who supports the troops and I comment but it was like hold on hold on so you would rather in this evening we have done far for yes so a night which is clearly designed to just support the troops eliminate the middleman which is apparently your main aim goal in life. Take all politics out of it. You're like dom naked. Do it yeah yeah that was that was stunning to me because I I try to keep my politics extremely neutral where you won't know supporter who I don't support and man but that's just crazy I don not. He's fucking trump spores. I'm not going to give money to the troops bay based on their hatred of my president. I'd rather I support the troops. What's let's look little gravy brand? They also whenever the thing you always that always jumps out to you about like when you do this stuff is it's a lot a lot of like. Can you hosted. Can you come out and do this. Can you do it. It's going to be on Tuesday this day. Yeah I did stand up in emcee but did a little stand up in between but I was like yeah I can't do it but the one thing they never do ever they'll tell you the thousand emails but when you get to the show they never put a thing on the door that has the rundown or the order or the names are the of He was there and then he came up and said hi or whatever was and then I did my oh yeah yeah no yeah big fan yeah. No Yeah Yeah Yeah No. He's a brother so you the disrespectful especially with trump yeah no no yeah yeah yeah and certain point I find myself sitting back stage. In tone bell all is on stage and he's about twelve minutes into his twenty minutes set and I'm like what is this dudes name and then I realize is he's GonNa go thank you and goodnight and he's going to walk off stage and then I have to walk onto stage and give up. Ah So I'm expanding back there. That should be for black guy. What's his nose? Blacks are. What's this row <hes> and that covers all Irish why what's his stumps? I'm like back there. Bill talking and I don't WanNa ask now the clock in my head stick. He's about to say goodnight right and understanding back. There and I'm like Oh. Hey Mike I'll let me talk to you in the kitchen about something I'm thinking of port and I was like what is that guy's name out there because I can go out there and whatever oh no sorry worth <hes> much worse. Heather McDonald was finishing her set. Yes tone bell who is coming up next. That bell was sitting in the room next to me. You can't turn to me and be like testing looking at and I just I just got Oh yeah. Man You know big fan don't like it was yesterday. They're all just sitting there and now they of course there's nothing written. There's nothing in an email you take Scharping. Just put it on a piece of paper but it'll never happen no matter how many of these do they'll never do do that and and and to add to your point is sometimes when you do these shows the people that are doing them obviously have the best intentions. They're just trying to raise money for charity. They have great hearts but they don't run comedy. Shows are not exactly sure how it goes. They think Oh there comedian. They're just going to be funny on command and then you find out right before they're like okay just just before you're set. I'm GonNa Bring the founder of the charity on stage. <hes> both of his daughters died in fire weekend moments talk about it re <hes> raise a glass and then we're gonna all pass the hat around and they're going to say the Lord's prayer and there were auctioned off several puppies all all of whom are missing limbs they and they all served in the war and then you're gonna come on and close us with with hilarity and you're on the funding and they and they also also they never have any sense of time just two quick forty fifth forty fifty minutes and then just just get off the the the ultimate version of that is the worst Gig I ever did is someone asked me to play a wedding and I said Hell to the no and they said we're GonNa pay you this much and I said what time of day there <hes> so I show up and they say all right. You're you're going to go on after the maid of honor speech and I go fantastic maid of honor will probably go up there. Maybe not the best with the speaking and then I bring it home you know and she's going to get the audience listening perfect maid native honor goes up there. Sarah Silverman killed maid of honor goes up there guitars. She goes up there and entails the audience. Now we all know mom passed away four days ago days ago and says but this is always dream ramp to walk who's he finally handed off in the room is crying absolutely Saba. She's looking down from up above and then I <music>. I promise you guys. This was my introduction as as she's crying. Let's raise a glass to mom the patriarch in the failing she goes and now the comedy of Brad Willis uh-huh Yeah Dow's response after my set off the bomb there. Oh the ball give you a heads etap nothing oh by the way in case. You're doing mother-in-law Jokes Irvine. I will say that because I I was I was all going on between every acts. I was standing behind the curtain so <hes> Joe Forty Oregon has has thoughts about Hungarian storytelling what's happening. Hey Man I saw your so in Portland like a week ago. Oh good the show. Did you go out. I'm going to guess you went to the first show Saturday night up Friday night. Okay all right. You had a good time loved it loved it and <hes> policy and I love you guys. I love easy listening to that's fun thank you thanks so much. Thanks Joe you got a question I and yeah Mr Brad Williams. You're awesome as well and I love it when you talk about the Hungarian grandpa because my family's Hungarian and we say about Hungarian that we have the gift for Gab or we have a proficiency with language. That's a little bit more friendly and open than a lot of eastern Europeans. I was wondering desert grandma ever talk about the old world or did he give any inside of like that from Hungary because I thought it might have translated into your her incredible abilities right now with <hes> telling stories well. Thanks I had a Hungarian grandfather Lonzo Gora. He was a good guy he was the only one in the family ever or loved anybody blood right and he would sit down and because my family was a shambles we would sleep at their house. A lot like seemed like a couple of nights a week sleep at my grandparents house. There were not too far away and my grandfather coked Goulash and I was in and he would always tell us a bedtime story but he wouldn't read it wouldn't be Dr Seuss and her Hansel and Gretel whatever he would tell stories and he would they would be like episodic. There'd be the girl and the girl was missing a finger something and he would explain how it went and then it would just keep going and then you know at the end go and then more more you know the rest of the story tomorrow night only wow on tomorrow night's episode bedtime he would just risen this he would riff if these stories and tell these great stories and I didn't no one else in my family spoke my grandma she was from each other. You're certainly not to bring joy all right so I it struck me and then at some point years and years later and he'd always tell me how clever he thought this person was the storytelling and he had big emphasis on it and then later on at some point my adult life I heard some study that said like the Hungarians were known known for their storytelling. I did not know but now make sense going back to Laszlo Gore and it's fantastic that you got the Hungarian part of it because a lot of the eastern European storytellers patent Oswald does a joke like this <hes> Christina Brzezinski doesn't joke like this they talk they talk about how all the Eastern European fairy tales or not exactly cheerful. <hes> you know it's like a story about young girl. She was thrown on top of three stump lumberjack cutter limbs off and that's why you learn don't go outside after four P._M.. Good night you're just like we contrast that with us on Erin Tail EPA fight pop puppy file on IPE Affi- hype puppy people puppy floppy because yes so be very fortunate you got the Hungarians Eugene and not the daily you happy day of life was when father die and leave me his lucky then Dan this lucky pan because he's stabbed the man who molested him at age five with it good night well that was I don't know Oh right up there with me. Watching all Lee with <hes> minds Guatemalan nanny and she's telling me about the Cucaracha the song and and what is the rest of that song again lunchtime lunchtime on a construction site I am cockroach died had its limbs removed and was she's doing it in Spanish like in buried buried on a hill with a mouse in a buzzard and I went oh now I'm starving and you gotta get we gotta bus out the Giorno fucking uh-huh now I've been salivating the whole time you're not a mouse in a buzzard and having his legs removed street Tacos the different versions of it but it involves a hazard and a mouse and limb removal and buried on a hill cockroach was my only only my only friend I ride cockroach to school very friendly car coach then we saw poor for we cannot eat father boiled cockroach. Put some sauce on I eat. I live another day good night. Eh Fairy Tales. That's funny. That's a funny bit. I wish I had eastern European relatives relatives I I I don't have this. I've just gotten these stories from others that do ever see pictures of the elderly women from that era. How I'm being party? See hacks right like these Miss Day happy. Let me then I will I will I will will give anyone a thousand dollars if they can produce a picture of one of those women giving Shaq a Bra hang loose shock abroad dr or just a thumbs up and it's like I'll get five thousand for shock Bra and one thousand thumbs up. If you can provide an old picture the per Pushpa Horn yeah might be in contact one hundred for a turned up smile. Yes technically do shotgun all time because whereas I have disease at age five I lose four fingers on each hand. My hands doing constant shock Bra. I like the music go Bob Marley good night. They're always looking down always angry as hell. Yeah I get it the beginning of photographs autographs. We were a little more serious than we took it. It's it's serious stand there. It was a whole event somebody would smile all right <hes>. Let's see oh Aziz <hes> the special gene. Ask Your thoughts about I enjoyed it. I watched it <hes>. I didn't have strong feelings thereby thought it was. I felt like it was a departure for him and I liked it and and I thought it was good yeah well. It reminded me just totally of the the one blew up. I guess it was last year the net by Hannah Gadsby Australian. It's a little bit of storytelling a little bit of almost cautionary tale peppered in with some sort of jokes folks and I love Aziz. I've always loved him. I love his comedy and this was just so it was just so different I watched it twice. I was just I was really sort of compelled to make sure I wasn't missing anything and he seemed very sad to me and that made me sad and I don't know I just wanted to talk about it with somebody. I found wound found a home. I felt like there was a thing that he did in before which is a little bit of that way Gorie kind of. I don't know what to call. W A hard w other words come up that was a little more phrase dropping in this was a little more personal a little more increment and and I and a little more had more substance to I enjoyed enjoyed it and I love it so self aware that it kind of turned in on itself in that sort of Meta way but I loved all of his hot takes on his past bits about r Kelly does not really that blew my mind a lot of people I just I just tweeted his name just to see what people were saying about it and it was I I my head was going to explode. There's this girl. I should have brought screen shots but she was going after him. He's an here in this screen shot. He's touching this the kid in the front row like he thinks he's Joe Biden and he he says he's woke and he's not woke and I'm just like shut up and give them a break. In the special. He talks talks about the snake. Eating its tail in terms of people point. You can never be woke enough. There's always someone who are more woken. That's going to call you out which was hilarious and then they go right ahead Africa that I agree with the tone and I think one of the reasons why the tone was so different is because of what he went through with the metoo movement first of all he talked about it upfront but not joking way which I think is smart for him because he doesn't want to seem insensitive or act like he's getting material. You know like I get that weird way to start the show but I think a lot of a lot of people are watching it to find out ooh. What does he have to say about it? He was very careful at front and then I think the tone the rest kind of reflects elects that where he doesn't want to talk about that and then the rest of the special do these stuff whereas like and then we ended up at the like it doesn't make Asan say when he was even I think it was really well done in spite Jones very stripped down a very interesting camera angle there a a new camera angle that I've never seen in stand up before the nose on stay right next to the guy slightly to the left. I agree interesting all right. Let me hit Castrol Castrol Edge and then we'll take a break. We'll come back and do the news you can tweet us at <hes> Castrol. Sorry it has an tweet us at Adam Corolla show with the Hashtag <hes> Castrol challenge with your questions for casual challenge brought to you by castrol edge formulated with fluid titanium technology <hes> reduces heating frigging three times <hes> sorry times where you're at Mac's fat at 'em W._d.. On instagram wants to know Hashtag Castro challenge. What were the cars you thought were cool? Oh and wanted to own when you were in high school well. I kept the bar fairly low because I knew where I was and we're caroling. It was and all that kind of stuff and the kind of car I thought like V._W.. Chirac oh was Kinda. Cool is essential could by this car used in five years. If everything went right in the ditch digging department what was attainable yeah like I sort of thought that <hes> that was that was the early early eighties and so like corvettes it kind of bottomed out in mustangs at kind China bottomed out like there wasn't a great offering and the Corvette Mustang Department <hes> for me. I always thought the Z car was kind of kind of cool earlier earlier model to forty car the Chirac. Oh Golf doesn't it Yeah V._W.. Sort of made a slightly at least sportier version of the slightly sportier version rabbit rabbit rabbit a car. That's about turn into a boat. I always I love we're looking at a picture of one. That's a little problem with the Internet is when you just type in Chirac. Oh you get short of one. That's a little different than what would have been like a survey stock Chirac. That's a nice Chirac. Someone thought I should post. This is a nice car. Yeah and it's got a big rag rooftop. That's all the way open and stuff like that. I don't remember them having that but either way again the best part of my childhood is <hes> there's a V._w.. Chirac the best this part back down to earth and my childhood was later on and cow Worthington's career. He started having foreign cars. It was all it was all Chevy's. He's four. GM's dog spot later on. He started getting V._W.'s and Toyotas and he'd be like we got this V._W.. W. Sirocco we got to see like over here like it was such hugh still that he couldn't pronounce yes and he was probably eighty Haiti and no one wanted to walk acting well. When you're writing a Bengal tiger people tend to slow roll when they when they come up and want to correct view on things but <hes> I'll go the Shahrokh? Oh and I like the Z car. The two forty sees by the way not for nothing but there's been a couple of first years Z. Cars like seventy seventy two seventy three to forty dots that have sold on bring a trailer for one hundred thousand dollars just bone stock the idea that the a two forty Z is that because I- coca just died is that now he didn't have anything to do with that Z he was a cake Arca. He'll just earlier ayler earlier in the alphabet wrong long letter all right. Thank you A. Castrol Edge for that she would take a break and then come back and do the news with gene grand. 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Rebecca Sounds Reveille with Theresa Chaze and Brad Williams

Rebecca Sounds Reveille

1:01:47 hr | 11 months ago

Rebecca Sounds Reveille with Theresa Chaze and Brad Williams

"Welcome to Rebecca. Sounds Reveille this is a special show show today that I want you to be really excited as a veteran a marine. I am just overjoyed guests that I have today. Because she's focused on something. That is an unscripted TV. MM series that continues the highly effective peer support therapy. I'll let her tell you the vendor that comes witness and it is unlike anything that is really going out there. There's some things that are similar to this but this has healing and positive grows rather than I don't know in endorsing being here. That really doesn't get to be a resolution into a problem that many days after having seen serious trauma and you know I'm all about overcoming trauma so this is absolutely elite essential. She has something this whole horses in heroes in you got to hear about it. I want her to tell you everything about that and that she's doing like well. I'm just going to list it and let her explain. It never can say goodbye. Chalice island this mean all my I'm GonNa let her tell you all about it. Welcome no and I love you too. That wherever you're at and cheer her on because she's supporting the veterans of the United States military who have served and this is going Out to all those who are serving. Thank you and thank you for those who have served. Welcome to the show to reset chase. Welcome Rebecca thank you for hosting me. I am so excited to have you. You are welcome in. You're welcome for everything that you're doing big you there. It's as a writer producer. That is how Sir I support the military. I support our veterans but frankly the only thing I'm capable of shooting off his right now. I live it either so much about you that I want to share with the world because you your your innate nature with everything that you are doing is absolutely incredible writing directing producing you have this TV series these horses in heroes. It is unscripted. And you're just making this. You have this year. Saying heroes will be telling veterans stories and they work together to find new copious notes for their physical emotional challenges. Yes and the ethicists will be on the veterans because a are people the magic posible car to the war machine and our death awkward. I prefer crawls so listen heroes will be to apply therapy repair supplier therapy. And and by combining the two in giving veterans a chance to tell the world about themselves to share their stories. Because that's where the emphasis is you know. The horses are great. They're cute. They're wonderful but the veterans need permission to seek l.. So many don't because they think the ramifications will hurt their careers or make them feel like they're not big big tough. This guy's even marines need help. Okay can I. Can I just jump. In Theresa I have to say you're nailing it right on the money and when I went to the VA myself. I was told old the one the one group of the United States military. That is the most reluctant that they have the most difficult difficult time getting to draw out the need that they have breath and accept the assistance armories correct. Well you you know once a marine always a marine you know so you've got the reputation of being tough guys in tough guys you know just suck it up and never you know. You're you're next to post your show it because Tuck guys you know you know tough guys. Don't cry and tough guys. Don't don't run their colors colors. Don't run but sometimes you just have to give him permission to say it's okay to feel mad sad and you know how those who serve living life that most people can't imagine they leave everything they have known behind in going into situations and where they see the most horrific things and most people. Don't you know sign up to go kill somebody. They sign up to help to protect and to make situations matter. You know. Now I'm GonNa put this there are too many psychotics who are accepted in if you that year if you go into recruiting and say I want to kill as many as I can. They're getting out the door. Yes but most people who Google rule choose the life of service do so because they do want to serve. They do want to help. You do want to protect connect yes it involves guns and killing because when the bullets are flying you know you have to fire back. Yeah most people would prefer to be healthy and rescuing people and really being positive influence. But you do what you have to do at the time. I'm getting a job dot. Yes and so. Nowadays there is more help a veterans from World War One. Well Yeah civil war every were you wanNA name on roared when they came home. They weren't the same person and their families are expecting. You know they feel like they're the same in that they haven't change and they expect their you know their family member to be the same person yes hurt. No way person can really come back and be the same. You're hitting on something. That is the right on point and any type of trauma that someone faces. Chief is something in the brain and is it is a tra- what no different than stubbing. Your toe breaking your leg if they different in in the brain that is a trauma and oftentimes. We don't want to really look at it that way and say okay. We'll that needs wing just just like a broken leg needs healing and this is theresa and it is the same for police officers. That are seeing things on a daily basis to in bringing this back and not doing it exactly the same that you're talking about. I'm really want to stress. How important what you're saying is in what you're doing wing to provide support for people that are having something that is bruised ruses or needs a little bit of kind of a a cast or mindy or within the brain? It is okay to do this and there is support with what you're doing. That's one of the things that the show will do. It's it's not. Just a cast members once it now airs and goes through the screening. All the millions of veterans out. They will be given permission to see how. Because you've got these eight veterans who are having courage to tell their stories and so if they can will still cannot years ago. I was in order for Before close house and I started talking to the veteran I saw his World War Two hats and thanked him for his service in welcome. Welcome you home home and we chatted for awhile and he was in his late eighties early nineties and he survived the battle of the bulge. Oh my goodness and you talked about his. You know nearly freezing to death and being in their wins by died in his you. You know crawling across the floor to be there with them and only thing is buddy wanted you know he didn't. There were some that were so badly hurt and there were the medical supplies where it such need that. Someday just comfortable and he young in his body were in the group or the just may comfortable but his buddy wanted to see the picture of his family and that's what he wanted to die looking looking at so his buddy crawled across floor and got the picture out of his back. And that's who was there when he died died and his you know he went on due to continue to fight for his family. In what I hear it. They didn't want to know. So you know. The older veterans right now are almost more more risks. been the the current ones current conflict. Because they you know when they came home they get three hots cats in and out the door and even though there were more veterans more veterans organizations now like the W in American Legion. It was a social club but it was not for healing. It was you know and they do amazing. Work do amazing work. I would love to partner with them with horses heroes. I think we can help each other out of a lot but it was not the same as getting health and so older veterans especially those from now you know when they came back they got spit out. They they ed absolutely no respect at least those from Korea and from World War Two they were received a braves in their laurels. Girls but there are other age where starting to look back and really reevaluating their lives and all those feelings and emotions experiences at they locked away are not coming out and they are having a hard time dealing with it because you know there are tough guys and they're supposed to suck it up but they think that just because it it happened so long ago that you know it's impossible he'll or it should matter but it does matter and it's never too late. Yes is in effect so many other areas of your body to oftentimes. We don't understand why certain things are happening Ryan getting sick all the time. Why do I feel illness? And it is because of something that's going on in our brain that saying. Hey recognize that I need. I need need to be treated for any medicine I need. I need to do this and I think what you're seeing is really good and important and valuable one of the questions I have though Theresa you mentioned the family the failings not wanting to get involved and wondering if maybe some of them don't know how to respond to this. Maybe they're thinking well I don't want to. The person may not want to talk about what is so. I don't WanNA ask in question. Or what do I do in. So maybe they're feeling awkward. What would you say would be a good way for for a family member to get to do this because I know that there are people that have said if you know this person had peace? PTSD do do not ask them any questions. They don't WanNa talk about it and I can tell you firsthand from incidents that I've seen on the streets for being an officer one of the best things that I have been able to do. It is talk about incidents will it. I am not as therapist or psychologist. I haven't even played one on TV looking for my own personal experience for having. PTSD from another source is that you let the person person take the lead listening without judgment is the best thing that you can do. And that's one of the things that the horses are are really good at working with the horses and other therapy animals horses six especially they reflect back the handler in with their feeling. And so when you're working with a horse they help you identify your triggers. Because they are so sensitive. They're young they're on hasn't alert. You know fight or flight and so when you're working with a horseman at all do they keep you in the present red. They yeah they reflect back what you're feeling so you can identify what your what your triggers are. So Ah Okay let me ask you to reset Do you sit on the Horse in talk to it. You stand next to it in caress me. How does this order program? There is a a international group called Path Professional Association Repair Narrow Beauty Carson Sniff K.. Not only have you teach you how to here for worse which you also do writing their warm of of equity therapy call gala and Net and and that is all. That's yes you are working with the horse yet. You met with horse. You spent time with the Horse. We take care of course and so they feel that writing a horse is demeaning to the horse. That's interesting okay. And it's not something. I agree with the PUTTER programs. Really work with the if you can accidental horse for whatever reason maybe gala would be better for you because you do get the interaction physical risks. Okay so like if you have a back injury. A hip injury the horse for some reason. This would be an alternative attorney. Tim Because you're you're getting a lot of benefit with this particular program. Okay that makes a Lotta sense because some people will be like. Why can't do that program in? I know now I can hear it. I get it. I can't do that. They're gonNa make me do this. I can't do that. There was a local half center in the area and she started her program because her daughter car accident and they've never expected her to live. Then when she did is like Welsh. She she will you know she won't have any have auction and every time they set a bar that they thought she couldn't go where she did and working working with the worst round her out and she still has some emotional and physical issues but choose back at her feet and she is is going to college. They thought you know she's finding now correct. Act Yes this is amazing so if somebody wants to get involved in the program trees today intact you how does the what do they do. Well horses in Heroes I you know right now. We're the tiger state. I'm still looking for resources. But if they want to play more about program they give me a call at two three one nine four three two nine. I'm also on unlinked. Dan A Muslim facebook. If you look for Theresa May's or unfaithful if you before horses in Heroes TV series excellent and I also WanNa talk to you about some other work that you're doing. Yes the I do not before I let you ought to be doing any title of stallion work or I can't. I can't let you go without talking about never hear it is never give Viking. Yes I say this story one in what you have going here. I write and produce projects that are based on on AIDS gender ethnic diversity and horses in heroes. I originally wrote before I left industry mid nineties and even without the benefit of the Internet I found Katherine Hepburn because I wrote the role of Amanda for her. Oh how I licensor the script and I got this Nice backsied thank you very much. Good good work when I'm retired and and so I wrote back and basically I sent me a nice note back. Thank you very much not retired if I had known then what I know now. There always various four levels of retirement and I would of course but but never can say goodbye is a traditional Goldstein. With a reincarnation twist it tells about Sarah Jane and Rhonda. They get married in spite of her father's objections and she dies in Childbirth Because this happens in the nineteen fifties sense lurch there there baby not handle formula. He is he is forced to marry Audrey in order to you know as a as a wet nurse and Audrey made the snakes a sad sad mistake of falling in love with Rhonda and Oh my goodness she has a very interesting path. She she she's not willing to give up on being a bellows and although welcome the power that goes with it and she ends up killing a a child later on and so they come back. The little girl Randy as up being trapped in the house her ghost and only way she can be freeing. It is if appearance you know when they come back remember what happened and learn how to forgive and if they forgive she's going to be freed to also reincarnate Darnay because her new mommy is waiting for her and her mommy says she. Is You know if so if a body gets ready in the soles neck red there the body will die so her mother her new. Mommy is getting ready to give up on having her when in the face and other people bring them back together again. It's a forgiven Remember the love Randy gets free if they decide I to go for the revenge. They were denied in the past if her grounding item is is destroyed which the fire would take care of that and something that you know when coming back obvious been trying to do then and hersal gets lost in the boy whole news. It's it's it's about love. It's about forgiveness in second chances and it's about overall romance I love this and and so okay so somebody wants to find out more about this. How do they get a hold of it? Well if facebook as never African sacred by again they can contact me and I. It's I've got an amazing cast. I've got dull haze I get G Wallis Conway in Goodie at this is amazing so park you going keep going. I've got a NIGGA CIPRIANI Alphabet Sean Harmon. I've got a run here. Let me check my list. I don't want forget. Anybody Really Estrada and duly Japan and Laurie and Natalie she and some others the more and so the well rounded gas. Yes you do. This is amazing. MAZING I am again. We're yeah the big thing looking for resources kid. I one it will really quickly no the cast to go off to Charlie's island in Tokyo bads. Okay Chalice islands started as a new duck shadows movie when I had my radio show. I hosted David David Selby and he told me that the warners contract for the The rights was coming up and the original cast wanted to to do something more in line with original TV series so offhandedly suggested I do it well I wrote. It wrote a script left but I wasn't able to give to give the right warner as need the money. And they've got an open ended. Lease the rights. Bobo open a yeah I waited. We must say I have not heard of this before. That's what I was. I was told that you know they've got the rights you know for so long that it's it's you know it's you know open ended that is I'm sure there's an end date but so far so far. That late is yeah I get it. So I- edited out out the dark shadows Credit Chalice Island. So we've got the dark shadows Gothic for Suspense Romance Mance and the wicked cliffhangers and I am working on getting as many from the original the actors from the original series that I can Mr for his already said. Yes David Selby in astrada night naturally Strada To really on the Brain Catherine Lay Scott at is an James Storm is reading. I am looking for introductions to Kate Jackson Jackson and Nancy Barrett. Radyr other I would love more marker Laura Think is the most beautiful woman in the world. I don't care if she's she's seventy years old she you know she is so dramatic and I just growing up. I watched it what it was originally on the air and yes I'm a fan and I'm GonNa Gopi but she's you know even back then she. He was the most beautiful woman I thought in the world and she's still is thanks Katherine. My Scotch is very beautiful but there are as many of the original cast as I could get and then I'm going to ask some younger characters and but the original the cast is going to be frightened. Sarah unlike in that movie anticipate that we will talk about we just it was horrible. Oh Oh ha ha dare. I accidentally watched a few minutes on TV and it was arrested with what was going to happen. I you change the channel or mediocre. TV Oh that bad. Yeah ouch you know. Sometimes even a band aid kit fixer things. A bad project will be a bad project no matter how much money to throw at it and so but I bet you you learned so many things from that in this is yeah this is what they wanna share with the audience. You know the there are out gers and there are things. Things were abandoned camp they explain you have an opportunity to look at that and say okay. What can I take from nap is going to make something else better the next time? You may do it and you have that you absolutely done that and this is what's making you successful at what you do. I want the audience to think about that. I want the audience to you. Think about what have I done in the past. It just didn't work right and need to think about what I can use from that that will actually arrest me in a a direction. That's going to bring about something positive so I'm really glad that you mentioned that. Well Edison tried. I forget how many times to make a life hall and when they said well you failed that many times he goes now I found that was just how many times it took to find out. That didn't work. I found the right one. So it's just a matter of new persistence. Agents being hazardous being open to change into new ideas and getting up one one more time and you follow them. I love it. I love it. Touring set go ahead. Well the life is full of opportunities and when we help each other and we when we courage to say to a person what do you need that is how you change are your own life and other people's lives I agree with you. It's very rewarding to you. Do that for both parties and what you are doing right now and what you've done pass that has launched you to where you're at. I am so amazed with everything you're doing and I really want to ensure that our veterans have an opportunity to get connected with you as well as all all of the things that you're doing and everybody on a on a wide scope so if you will share with the audience they can connect with you and follow what you're doing and more maybe even get involved with some of the things you're doing if you like to know more about the courageous you so you can call me at two three one nine four three nine. I'm on facebook as Theresa. May's Blinken as Theresa. May's among twitter. I because they're just dominates so much time in the days of the a week so those are the primary but I will do my best to help and if you can help me make connections to help make the projects real one of the things that I'm looking for with horses in heroes. There are a lot of corporations that support veterans. We are doing an updated active version of old school where corporations in sponsors a show. Okay and so you know little caesars has a really good program to you know. They help veterans get their own franchise for has a really good program and I just found out that tractor supply also has has really big programs. You know I would love to hear from you if you want some positive socially responsible. Hello Yaar I would love to hear from you. This is fantastic. Thank you so much for being with us today. Thank you for everything that you're doing. Rebecca thank you for your service. Thank you for coming home and becoming whole and for helping others. You know what you're doing is so amazing being because you do need to step up and you know when you went into the service. Raise your hand. When he came back he he found another way to raise your hand to make a difference? Thank you oh gosh. I've got tears. Now wow what a way to cope so thank you so much awesome said and I wanNA thank all of you out there for tuning in today. This is really something very special this show and I hope that you will have a chance to watch the show and I really hope that if you know a veteran or you know someone in the military or someone someone that has had a trauma that needs assistance. Please get this show to them. They don't even have to talk about it with them. They can see it and and they can take this on themselves without having to confront anybody and that is something special. They've tuning in. I ask you that you share the show with everybody. You know on social media and not on social media and everybody that you don't know on social media get it out there. Thanks for tuning in Rebecca. It sounds Reveille Welcome to Rebecca sounds. Reveille what a show today. I gotTa tell you. This is exciting. Because the guests they have been on the show before are and what aghast he is because he is so knowledgeable with finances and I wanNA talk about some things that may be of concern for you and so does he. There's things that make you lose sleep at an I gotTa Tell Oh you when it comes to. It seems to be that we almost anything and it affects as in so so many ways the ripple effect is absolutely unbelievable. The guest they have today is been on the show several times and I really love having him because says he's got over twenty five years experience in addressing financial concerns of retiree and eaten business owners and he has very strong communication issue. He's very personable and what he likes to do is really focus on the clients and concerns. This is really important because because if you're a bird is something that falls outside of what seems to be sort of like what what everybody else has. Well we need to address. That and Brad wants to do that for you. Brad Williams is the guest today. He's the president president of Brad Williams financial. I've got to tell you. The biggest wool is safe artie and safeguarding. He go with. Words and actions unquestioned. Integrity is what he does. And this as you know with the background that I have. It's absolutely essential with integrity from being a United States Marine and also prior law enforcement. This is is absolutely essential in my book. I'm GonNa Bring you now on the show. Welcome back Brad Williams. Good good afternoon. I'm so excited to have you here and back on the show and I know that there is so much going on which we concerned and losing losing sleep over it. What's going on right now? Well it's just a lot of money stress A lot of people lose sleep over their money and I don't know if that's something new but maybe with this fast paced society and being always connected digitally it becomes become more apparent For a lot of people also You know the Connected Society brings a lot of benefits. But it also means that you can't can't hardly turn anything off Clients can email you in the middle of an and Just a lot of things going on but people. There's been many the articles written recently about people asleep over their money and and that that comes from several directions for several reasons. You know that's not really a good thing. It's really not helping digital all the time and having no off button and actually elite couldn't think of something else that needs your pocketbook coming from your pocket book and I I'm GonNa give you perfect because it happened to me earlier today and I was using a program that allows you to use the reversion. And if you you want to upgrade its queen to clean of hits you in your face and say if you want to continue further boom. You've got to pay. Hey this amount so what was really interesting is that I thought okay. Well maybe I you know maybe I need that so I clicked on the button and then I I realized. I don't think that I can do that amount. So there was stressed there because because I was debating the value of what I was doing with what I could spend. And that's a good thing Too many people today don't do that so that they they have this. Get it now attitude. You didn't just put it on the card and not worry about you. Know How much it's going to cost. And everything should be all about return on investment and and that might even be just return around for for your relaxation. You're GONNA spend on your take time off to recharge and that's good. That's what you should do but it's also about things like college and college is one of those big expenses that people stress over. But what I'd suggest is that today. We have the wrong focus on college. I know when I went through college. I pretty much paid as I went and I didn't take out student loans but college college wasn't that expensive because there weren't that many student loans but because student loans the government got involved and they just increased student loans when the tuition gets was increase. It's like this big game. That's played between the colleges and the government and we're the ones in the middle and so what happens. Is You get all these kids and parents that are stressing over college and the expenses of college and the kid gets out of college. You Got Fifty Thousand Dollars Student Loan. And he's got a degree that's not marketable but yet he's gotta pay that student loan back and his not discharged in bankruptcy when what should have happened in the beginning is I sat down and said okay okay. This is what we're looking to spend. How are we going to do this or are we going to finance if we finance it is their return on investment commensurate with what we're spending and and I think if people did that a lot of times that come up with maybe we need to look at another plant? It's interesting that you say that and something that you set is also very interesting in that. oftentimes people go okay. I can just filed for bankruptcy but you made a great point in that. The student loan is not discharge. -able that no you're stuck with and that'll affect your credit. I mean this is something newly way out from what I understand to delay heated on a a student. Loan is to continue your education and keep moving forward in college. That's that is the only way that I know of and oftentimes we don't do that because we have to. Now go into the the employment field and look for work for that. We can thrive in in. Can't stay in school so yeah and you're exactly right. My daughter bowed. His daughter graduated from over several years ago. Would and I got her through there without any student loans and So she started her life without that weight on her shoulders but she went in there and worked and I kept telling her You know this ride is GonNa last as long as you realize what it's worth and you make good grades. Did you stay there. You don't make good grades. You can come home. And so she understood and she did. She did great. She got degree in mathematics and at great grades and has the great job now but the the fact is so. Many parents need to sit down with their kids and figure out a are they ready for school be what kind of degree they want and see how among willing to pay for that and how and so often I know with stories I heard back from my daughter is kids. Would Max out off their student loans and spend a lot of that money just partying and having a good old time. 'cause I knew they didn't have to pay the Piper until they got out of college so they ended up with a lot. More student alone they needed in the May have ended up with a degree that really want marketable. You know. That's a good point because it's very very interesting that you have pointed out and I want to share something Two things one went that some people don't know what they WANNA do survey why for a liberal arts such something very general in they think that that will official to them and then in in some ways it is honing in on a specific offers offers a lot of benefits as well wanting taking many people don't know is that you can petition for additional res If you qualify for them and so I did what and I ended up with several other degrees in how I came to know who this was really interesting in the book when I was getting ready to graduate from college and they said you know I find that very I wonder if I have to retake all of these classes to get that degree as well ask someone. Hey do I you know interesting all these classes and they said no you just with a degree and I went. Oh Okay and so so so I did and I and I thought you know this really helps me in the sense. You know. People's new really specialize in one be good at one thing and that's great but when you're out job-hunting hunting sometimes a little extra something so for me to only have a degree in law enforcement. Well that really narrows the scope and since I'm retired we are now in law enforcement. What am I going to do so three to know that I also have a degree in business because that really broadens the opportunities entities for me if I wanted to or if I was able to go back into the workforce and in look for you know that wait so if the great idea you know something to think about what is important because we're said when it comes to the student in loans? I mean these are not just chargeable and education's really important end. Parental furious and the parental involvement is so crucial so and this is something people do for over. And I think there's more to that I it. Correct me if I'm wrong. Brands as being people very severe. It has a fresher finances. Yeah they are. You know the I mean finances put a lot of pressure on you in many for ways your family your marriage your health so Having a solid plan knowing where you're going where you've been you know like anything. It's having a written plan of some sort or another is is a solution lead. You know whether you're on course I mean nobody ever sets out to take a trip and just gets in the car drives they used to be you gotTa Map out. You figured out where you're going you laid out you're out you knew about when you were going to be certain milestones and that let you know you Bronco Worse and boom then all of a sudden you got there but if you just if you handle your life like just climbing climate in the car and head for vacation open vacation find you well. That's that's why people are stressing out. Because they don't have a plan That's a really good point. Wait as a really good point. If you my my thing my raise has always been held a grand at if you plan. I know what you're saying if you build to plan plan to bail so that's exactly right you know there's just you have got to make the steps even small steps to get where you're going and if you don't think about these little baby steps of of things that you're doing you're not going to get there so when it comes to finances one of the things that's really hard for people to do is talk about their personal life and what's going on within their baking. We have very embarrassed map. Especially there's mismanagement there and so right what I like about what you what you and your firm Newly Bounds the foundation of your firm his integrity I agree and confidentiality and this is really so crucial and for people to know that you really really value. Then you WanNa meet their needs and that you're going to address them and they shouldn't feel embarrassed to continue and talk to you about what's is going on in their in their world with money and even sometimes initially they talk about relationships. They say this is where my money's going in you can be able to decipher. This is what this person needs. And even if they don't know what their need is you'll be able to decipher it because you yes and so often even people who've been very successful done a good job of planning safe retirements. It's my practices. Focus for are those who are at or near retirement versus young people They saved here save their but they've never really put together the replan of what to do that. How to employ those assets and so they come in initially and they're all stressed 'cause they don't know what retirements GonNa look like they're in retirement or they're right at it and they're just really stressed over that and then we sit down? We come up with a written financial plan and then all of a sudden you just see the the window. Oh I didn't know I was in such great shape even though they ring great shape they're stressing because they didn't know and so having a written plan whether you're young middle age or old knowing where you are. That's the key and then you know what to do about if you've got shortfalls you know what to do about it. You know if you're stressing over healthcare well look at your different healthcare options. If you're stressing over college well maybe you need to delay it. Maybe need to the co op or something like that. Maybe needed for a lot. I think America get back to the college thing I think. American kids have been sold a bill of goods. That college is the only way way. And I'll I know some of my most successful clients financially are people who know skills you know when it's hot people people want to be cold when You know they want their water to run in their lives to turn on. So if you've got skills to plumber electrician Heating and and air conditioning guy. I've got a kind of heating and air conditioning company. And he's begging for apprentices and people come work uh-huh he's got so much work so people I just don't want to seem to get their hands dirty anymore. They want to get the corner office right out of college or go to college to flounder around and that's part of the stress. But that's what you're seeing is really so good because not necessarily value themselves because in writing Ford sold as Willett. Good and misperception that you have to do. This equals this for Success S. and that is not the case we all have special skills. You get us to us in different own success in our own dreams in won't leave perceive to be successful and you have to follow that in Houston thing Rodham Zeke we think about the digital. Ah we can download all this stuff and weaken read all this stuff and Isaac Plug it all in and see if it works press with components that are missing. I think we really I can read this but I can't really understand how to apply it. I can see it but I understand in the part of person to person in being able to all of these things and the auditory understanding really solidifies. Hell the road. It's going to take and I kind of an in- result just on digital I think that's lacking and This year therefore and that's tried and one thing is there's a difference between wisdom and knowledge. I I could have gained every word of wisdom resume or everywhere to knowledge from Encyclopedia Britannica but if I don't have any employees that in real life it doesn't mean no good is. Everybody remembers somebody in their life. Who is probably the smartest guy in class? And the smartest guy in the room. And then at the thirtieth reunion you know the guy's a janitor now I don't mean to put janitors. All work is is valuable. Don't get me wrong. But they're thinking he's GonNa be you know something special well. He accumulated knowledge but he hadn't a wisdom and he didn't have any practical application too. So it's it's about In that dovetails. In with what you're saying about the Internet you can study everything and and get everything you could possibly dream of from the Internet. What are you GONNA do? What what good speakers I go to seminars all the time to enhance? It's my skills and knowledge and my focus is always whatever I get out of this workshop. I at least WanNa bring two or three things back to the office office and employ them immediately. Now the rest may come in time or they may not but I'm going to take something from this workshop and start using it right away. Yes and that's what knowledge be is. Okay what am I going to do with this knowledge. Now'll I haven't this is really important because the things that like. You said wisdom practical application and the question. From what am I gonNA do at imple- that comes to my mind inside spirits and specific tax software. That if you to upgrade to a package that they have then at the and send you federal and state taxes all you get a download for fans knew into it software for your finances club located so complicated if you don't do. This is a great eight minutes have but if you can't use it I don't understand it and not really I mean you can see a need to plug your speakers in there and you're still going what I'm GonNa do. This is great. What am I gonNa do with it though? I don't know what to do with this. I've got numbers in. It's no different than you looking at my bank account. What's in there and I go no one out? So what do I do with it. How do I fix this? How do I resolve is how to reform word? How how do I get happier and healthier with my finances so I don't sleep and have to worry and having Zaidi need we you know? Probably one of the best things to sit down and write out the general life plan. You know if you're young. What would you hope to accomplish if the end of your life right yourself a narrative what you would like people to say about you? What did you do what did you what did you accomplish in in your life And then sit down and figure out okay over the next five years. I WanNa new car I WANNA buy. I have I WANNA go to Europe. I WanNa China You know have one hundred thousand in the bank or you know some goal that you've got and then say okay How do I do that so to my five year goal is to save one hundred thousand dollars then not counting interest that means on these save twenty thousand dollars a year? Is that practical. So that's the first thing and I look at my paycheck and you know if I'm only making forty thousand dollars. You're probably not a practical goal unless I get another job so then I need to modify Ogle but what I need to have a goal to get to and so writing that down That helps because it puts it in writing riding but it's more than just put it in writing in his then saying. How do I get there if I want to drive to Gulf shores for Burbank Ation? That's a great goal. I what roads am. I GONNA need to go. What towns am I going to go through along the way? How much time is it GonNa take me to get the Montgomery how much time I lived in Alabama by the way? How much time is it GonNa take me to get the mobile And so I know if the Sixth Hour I'm supposed to be mobile and I'm still in Montgomery I've got a problem. What's my problem to slow? You know Gary too much in the car whatever. That problem is it because life is like a journey and if you treat it like a journey and you plan it out like a journey then you'll get to your destination a lot easier and the the thing is I think too many people just wing it and get a job they show up. I can't tell you how many times I've called on companies and doing their retirement plan and and you talk to some of these employees and they say well you know I really don't have enough to put into 401k. And you watch them get in a trust. That probably has a five hundred dollars a month. Carping I well I mean it's okay to have a big draw but is that a good long-term investment uh-huh and maybe you should get something smaller or cheaper. Put some money aside for the future. These are decisions that are made every day what stress-induced the cloud is the daily decisions. 'cause they don't know where to go they they're out of money at the end of the week. All right. They don't know why well. Maybe it's because you went to starbucks twice every day during work and you spent like twelve bucks on coffee yes You went out to lunch for fifteen dollars dollars every day and then at night you went out and did some at night so the next thing you know you made five hundred dollars a week and you spend three and then you're scratching your head at the end of the month wondering why you don't have any money while you follow your tracks. That's a really good week because we often those things just as they go. We don't think about it sometimes. The physical enjoyment is more than what we think about in terms of our finances and we go to start in these things have made it so so easy for us. I just loaded up on the APP. Go to the driver is already ready for me and offense I mean. This handover cash ashes anymore. You just wave card you know. Yeah that's right it'd be you pre order it and it's ready for you. There is no way twenty four And it's funny that you say this. I used to be two days starbucks for myself. I don't do that anymore. Because now caffeine insensitive kind of weird go there have too much caffeine and men become. Kathy's I wanNA throw that out. There people You need to be aware of how much caffeine intake you happy because it really can be detrimental to you but Yeah that these things and that affected my finances. I mean. I was fine at the time but I could. If I didn't money I could have had. It saved because later on I ended up become retired in. I could have had a little bit extra cash in my bank account which is important for your retirement. Years is because you're on a fixed income at that time so is pretty interesting. What happens ends when you're doing things and slowly money kind of just trickles out of your account? It's it's very interesting so Yes the money just trickles out and I is just amazing. What happens happens when we don't really plan and and we could use those down? Run down the road and expected expenses comes up. This is A. It's a a really amazing that you mentioned that well and there's like like what you were saying about software. There's so many tools that you can do planning with. But then people get them they get them out of the box they plug them in. They download them and they find out how complicated okay did they are and they go. Hey I'll do that tomorrow and tomorrow turns into next week next week. Turns into six months from now yes they still hadn't done so it's taking that step decide what you're GonNa do and then take the first step. I love it. And so one of the first snaps snaps B. to contact you and get a in a life Iran going. And where can they get in contact with you Brad. Best best places My website which is asked Brad Williams dot com. So if you have a financial question just ask Brad Ed Williams I love it. Do you also do estate. Planning I work with an attorney to do that. I'm not a an attorney but I'm able able to streamline the process because of my experience but I I have my attorney friend. Take care of the the Nudge of it. So you you have full service. This is wonderful book so I WanNa thank you so much for being on the show and asked Brad Williams dot com is your website. Thank you thank you. I think all of you retuning another episode of Rebecca Sins Rally. This has been very formative. We covered a lot of things. Yeah I think you can use in your life to think about to begin to change and make a direction that allows house you to leave. Better have lessening Zaidi and to move your life that really brings success to you in the way you see success and also this is something that you can share in families so I ask that you to take an opportunity here to not only narrating friends family colleagues. Those you know in those. You don't Oliver Social Media but also take the time to watch in again because there is so much good Clinton here. Thanks for tuning in. I look forward to bringing you another tastic. Yes you're rebecca sounds rally okay.

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Brad Williams Is Pregnant

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If you're on the ship with US last year then you know what I'm talking about the very funny Brad Williams the diminutive Brad Williams. That's a good word so brad was supposed to be the host of part disc setting sale January Kan.. Twentieth just in about a month or so but it had to drop out for a very good reason. He's GonNa tell you why and that's coming up and thankfully he was replaced by Fluffy Gabriel Iglesias. So we got that to look forward to. Brad's also talk in stand up dealing with hecklers and the fans are trying to film his standup routine during the show. Bread's good stories about its early days as the comedy scene. The other little people accuracy admired during up and the things that inspire his own comedy. You'll also hear the story about how he met his wife and I'll say this much involves a radio show Oh bit a threesome. Dating APP called three-under and that's real lots of laughs. Come with Brad Williams. Thanks in part to Stephen Singer now I know. 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That's that's rain right. That's rains right. They're kind of like like if a pug looks at a great Dane and just realizes realizes we're both dogs that's madness now. The another crazy part about me and the big show is as soon as I posted that photo all Jericho Hollick's that now follow me on instagram. From my last appearance and my and my appearance on the Chris Jericho rockin wrestling raiders. See they immediately all said the same thing was he scared of you. Have you said on this. PODCAST that The he has he's he's very no big show before no. This was just so you can tell them the story but yeah super friendly best disposition guy. He can get grumpy at times but he will tell you with a smile. Like I'm pretty scared. Tired of little people and they used to review Vincent send like if they brought little people in with Cindy after show. And there's actually a famous Infamous bit that. We did on a Christmas show where me means. Show got attacked by a gang of dwarfs dressed as Christmas l. and then proceeded to just kick the shit out of all of them. The show was just throwing these dudes around and one guy got dropped off the top rope like Christmas Turkeys. Caesar I'm scared of these guys so I think he's GonNa turn around now. What is like the elephant in the mouse right? Yeah Yeah Yeah I mean he didn't. I got no inclination to that whatsoever when uh when I met him he he didn't mention he told me that he follows me on twitter and then it was very funny. So that he mo- he'll Gotcha. Yeah he knew he he he knows who I am. He actually said that he didn't like he recognized me first but he didn't want to say anything because he's like because if you weren't Brad Williams have been really bad all you guys like same really really like sad and like Oh my God I did the same thing you know and But I I told him that He and I actually have something in common besides you so you know just like what are you have in common with the big show with his size near size and the and the thing is is like we can't hide big show can't put on a Hat and a scarf and be like no. I'm not the big show. Yeah you know what I mean and museum thing. I've put on like I fly. I don't look like take my show self at all I fly with a beanie shorts. Whatever like the most comfortable person ever and no one ever no known ever walks up and goes like like you're not like the the only thing they may say is that they think I'm Horn swaddled or they think we from Jackass but they all they always know on somebody because they rack their brains? Imagine wrestlers are like that. A lot of you guys are huge. You have a look to you. I went to the stones last slate and one person was convinced I was Shawn Michaels Triple H. I was convinced I was dog the bounty hunter. Wow that one must have heard because that guy's a few years ago here's bits all concurrent with the fact that I have long hair now because before it was Patrick swayze. Yeah Bon. Jovi and Gordon Ramsay also hurt. Yeah that one hurts you Gordon Ramsay or dog the bounty hunter. I'm not sure. Yeah and and that's the thing is people say when people say that I'm beard inkling. It's like all right shoulder. But he's like twenty years older than me but We a we man's about ten years older than me about twenty pounds heavier than me. That's right shots. Fired headline take that out And and then Horns log will. I never met him. We text and he's a friend but I've never met him but now he's got like that. Aj styles hair hair now like he's got like the glamorous locks I'm jealous he's always had some weird hair though he was show with goofy hair. Here fires shots fired. That's right you know what. Let let let's just say it right now. Chris Jericho's rock and wrestling Rogers C.. Part do there's GonNa be a triple threat cage match it's GonNa be me. We men and and horns wall swaddled Thursday like he's a kindred spirit ships if you do meet other little people or like Lacrosse Ergo was Yeah yeah there. There's a nod. They're they're like okay. Okay we get it and it's very it's very easy to spot another dwarf because we're the only ones that making eye contact with each other like that was the joke with with the big show where I said I I met his bottom half. I was trying to make eye contact with them but my neck is just not that strong. It's just hard to do. Yeah and I imagine engine. It's tough for him To where he just has to be looking down at people the whole time has not understand but show show is so like he got like like. I said he can't hide and he took photos with everyone who walked up to him and wanted to take photo. He was the nicest guy when you say. The words Gentle giant that net. Nah that is definitely him. I'm just always shocked that people walk up to guys like you or show or Honnor. Whoever that look look like you're intimidating guys like I? If you got mad there would be. There would be an incident. You know what I mean and and probably wouldn't work out in favor. Uh of the person asking the autograph like like I get it when people walk up to made there. It's like what the Hell is GonNa do. You know he's going to bite my knee anything but like you guys I. I'd be scared to make you mad. I'm I'm always amazed at the balls when I used to go. Hang out at the gym to look at. WBF WRESTLERS YEAH A- and back in those is a eight or whatever they were massive massive ass and the only guys that ever talked to the little guys. Like Coco beware and Shawn Michaels Michaels. I try to talk to dynamite kid so he told me cough. Yeah But yeah those are the guys I felt like. You look the my eyes and with that when when when you were doing that time. At least that's before social media and everyone had a camera now you kind of always have to be on a decent behavior. Everyone's got a camera. Everyone's got something and they can edit the video so like we we. We won't hear the part where they yell. Something about your wife Right. They'll just see you turn earn in smack him in the face like that's all they got like So now like now I can understand. 'cause you're okay you have the camera and I could kind of blackmail you but yeah yeah back when you were looking at dynamite. Kid there was I if he conned candidates smack. Yeah there's there's there's nothing there's no proof house a few. I was noticing using this little bit at your show that was that your show Columbus. which by the way thank you? Well just say by the way. Thank you for telling me because most of the time it'll be like dude I was in Columbus to you. Why don't you tell me but you actually had the foresight to say? Are you gonNa be there and it worked out today is able to come to your gig. Yeah it was I I was hanging out with my buddy Zach Myers whose cars from the ban. shinedown shout shine down and he told me he was playing a festival there and I said Oh who who you excited to see any any ran down the line of the instead. Yeah and the Guy Fauzi it sick. I was like wait Fauzi. Oh Christians out so mealy texted you and and You had you had your set. You had some stuff that you had to shoot afterward and then. I don't know how far that drive was the fact that you made the drive and saw me and and saw the show and ride on time. That's that meant the world to me. Thank you thank you for vitamin gone. Show but I was GonNa ask you notice. People are filming a lot during your your show. How does that because you know what happened? I was at the stones was the unless they end people myself included just for snippets. You're watching this great show through the camera. which makes everybody smaller? Yeah does that bother you. Does it affect your Gig. Yeah especially with comedy. Because you you get like if you if you record the stones doing Jumping Ping Jack Flash. They're GONNA do jumping Jack Flash every city. There's not going to be that one city where Where Mick Jagger goes on WANNA try to say the end would be like that the you know? No one's GONNA catch it. Catch one of those moments. The songs the songs when you're doing comedy bits. That's a different thing. 'cause you're you're trying rioting stuff in. I don't always know what's going to be funny I was doing a bit Last week I I won't say what the bit was but it failed miserably miserably and I knew like well that I can't do that and the bit was slightly offensive and When I kinda analyze it I go well? That didn't work but thank God. People weren't videotaping that bit. It wasn't ready right. It wasn't wasn't funny it wasn't and if you just isolate that audio of what I was talking about. Wow Oh wow I would not come out in a good light so I've stopped shows before 'cause when I see someone hold up their phone at a show in my head I go all right. You have a a seven second clock and if I don't see the phone go down. That means they're videotaping So I go okay then I I'll stop show and I'll say hey. Do you know but but the phone down. I'm taking like I do meet and greets afterward you saw that. I take photos with everyone who wants to take a photo. Id meet everyone who wants to meet me. So we'll do then now now it's the show. Sit Down enjoy yourself. How coming across like an asshole though right because you do it once? And that's it that's it you do Kinda roast the guy a bit the message. Yeah Yeah Yeah One Line. I said one time this was right after. This was right after the Louis C. K. story broke and I saw this ride for someone. Recorded him doing a sad and he didn't know he was being recorded and he said something about the Parkland shooting and someone when got released. The audio did not did not go. Well Yeah Yeah A he's done enough but at the same time so oh that just happened and I and I and I saw someone trying new bit and I saw someone with the phone holding it up and I told them you know put it away and they just didn't. They're they're like no. I'm just GONNA keep recording I. I bought a ticket and I say I'm not GonNa let you Louis C. K. me if you Louis C. K. me I'll Louis C. K. you implying the masturbating right in front of you so I said that to them. They're like that's a fair and then they put away the phone it mostly the fans there. WH- what we as performers after member sometimes is that allow. The fans aren't ingrained in this this world like they don't know the rules they don't know everything we do it every day you Breslin music me with comedy So we know the rules. We know how a show is supposed to be run on a lot of people don't know they know. As the same way. I went to a football game last year and I. I didn't know that they have new bag rules rules so my wife couldn't have her bag she needed. Like clear like Romania. The car drop like all thing but like we don't know the rules so we we don't know those rules. A lot of people don't know the comedy rule times. It's just you informed. People they go. Oh okay so let's talk about some of those other rules comedy but I want to say thanks to boost mobile for making talk is Jericho possible. 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APPLY VISIT BOOST MOBILE DOT COM or your nearest retailer for details else. Go do it now. Comedy Oh sweet. Jesus all right We discotheque forever but first of all. There's no need to once someone does a joke. There's no need to turn to your table and be like that's so true one time. Remember when you were at at the store check no no no. Here's how comedy show works. Comedian onstage says you laugh at joke then you shut up and listen for next Joe and listen for that. There is no thing where you turn back conversation that that that gets annoying The I check drop is the most notorious thing in comedy that Comedians hate. We hate the check drop. That's that's when that's when the show is about ten fifteen minutes away from commending and The comedy club has to cash everybody out so they put the Czechs down for all your drinks and food and then 'cause then people are no longer paying attention. It must be distracted. Some clubs are great. There's a club called the stress factory in New Brunswick New Jersey and they don't do the check drop until the end of the show they wait. Yeah couple of clubs do that but Yeah when that happens because then you have conversations before turning like what two drinks twenty five blocks one God the manager like that old thing so I literally have a pardon my act. That's more story driven and long form and not what Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-ba and not rapid fire for the check. Drop so you can tune out for a second interesting back in. I've literally put it in there and things like dead like people don't realize the comedians are doing. I'm sure there's a million things in wrestling. We're go like Oh shit in the crowd and no one's watching the Matt. Oh yeah born rules just put a million in hold. Oh yeah not watching US anyways. The you'll always see it like Nassau Coliseum or something's fights in the trawler all all the time on TV. You're supposed to look in this way. Everyone's looking over there. Yeah I was wondering about that 'cause I just watched a w bite for the fallen and there there was I forget what match. There's something where the crowd was booing and cheering but not for like the the time when someone made sense yeah. It didn't make sense at all and I think even even the announcer Said something like they're not reacting to this going on the crowd and I'm sitting there going what's happening in the crowd shoot it. Yeah Yeah yes and then so. Obviously the wrestlers then become aware of that they go all right headlines Ako wrestler. Ah headlock exactly yeah exactly unlock. Yeah do you guys when you hear the crowd do something like that. Like you're conscious of it your. Yeah Oh yeah totally whereas it was supposed to be on like when you're on stage and you know everything that's going on. Yeah it's PR- obviously we were in the round still. I can tell what's going on. I can tell people are into the sides of paying attention if they're looking over here looking over there waiting for something else to go on. Yeah so you have to just learn how to read. Your crowd is what you get with experience and that goes for comedy. It's crowd analysis. If people knew what I was thinking about during my set it would boggle their minds. Because I'm thinking I'm not just thinking about what I'm saying I'm thinking thinking about okay. Like all right win wins. Check drop. Is that person. Videotaping me That person seems like they've had their arms folded the whole time. Let me let me try something else to get them in my cursing too much do they did. They say something I'm in about five minutes. I'm going to tell a joke to call it. A black guy wears a black guy. You're orchestrating the whole thing. Yes which I'm sure whether Iraq show wrestling show. You're probably doing something similar. Let me ask you mentioned arms trust. Yeah when you're especially as an opening putting band you get a lot of arms crossed so for us different ways of saying to their face urge eye contact always makes people very nervous to my they will open up a piano. What what are your tricks? Does a comedian and trying to do that. I contact same thing like a because there's this illusion that a lot of audience members have that the performer former cannot see them i. It's this weird thing what's like well. I'm in an audience. It's like a movie theater and we can see you. We know we can see your reaction. We see when you cross your arms. We see you when you're turning in even if you're if we can't hear that you're talking to a friend we see that you're doing it so yeah there are and So one thing that I've done one trick and I passed the song to a couple of the COMEDIANS. Sometimes you'll have people talking like like I said like. Oh that's so true. Remember the time when like they'll have a conversation sation during your set and they're not realizing that they're being too loud or they're they're drunk or whatever what I'll do is I'll get quieter and I'll start talking very slowly slowly and very quiet and not yelling because if I yell over them. The audience then raises their voice to be heard themselves but if we start getting quiet and they're like and then they become self aware and they're like Oh shit like I can hear me very clearly like no one wants to be that guy at the club where like right before before the music like the music drops out and that's when you're the one screaming so I got for it every fears that everyone. I want to be that person so the whole Jericho character in two thousand eight nine with a suit and tie guy that you use that element completely. I was watching no country for old men with Anton Sugar Yeah Bronco have your burdensome and spoke very quietly rightly so when I started doing that I found that it made. This was in the height of the what right talking quieter. I'm forcing people full to have to shut up and listen to me. And then when they shut up and listen that's when they get into it and then you hook them. Yeah right think about like Think similar things. This happened when you're watching a when you're watching. TV show when when they're having conversation. Win Game of thrones was did a couple of episodes. They're like really dark and we've seen I paid more more attention because I was looking for all the little details and then that's when I because I'm doesn't I'd I'd watch the show with all the lights on in the house and stuff going on phones out like now when it's dark episode and I can't see all lights are off. I'm watching night phones. Done moans now paying attention so there are little tricks like that that you can do that will make An audience pay an is pay attention whether it be comedy or wrestling or Israel or whatever. I I have to compliment you you because I've been watching A. W. O.. I'M A fan. Yes you got me hooked. It seems like that. Eighty W is for the marks and. WWE's like it you know it's like the difference between Your Kiss FM pop music where they're trying to like appeal to everyone they they want. They want People driving their minivan to school not to be offended. Then you then you flip channels too like the death metal station can really like we have our fans it is well. It's like you said it's an alternative to what's now become the norm. Yeah and it's nothing wrong with having people Give people a chance to have options. Absolutely has this great will like you. That are super interesting. Those creating a huge buzz to where were selling pulling out these buildings in five ten fifteen minutes. That was stay like that for the next year. I don't know but at least you're giving people a something different than you said something and I and the see this this love 'cause when whenever we talk you asked me about comedy and I and I and I got to wrestling Using something in a press conference conference where your Promo at five for the fall and was the first time you've walked out there with like no script no I I'm in twenty years because I worked for. WBZ Be so anytime you do not know how shows live events non televised shirts different thing. Yeah just grab the MIC and start talking but but on TV it's always so very orchestrated aided in wwe. So this was the first time I didn't have to do that. And even to the point where I'm not even gonNA come up with an outline. I'm just gonNA I have two things that I want to say and the rest of I'm just going through. Just make it up as they go along and see if I can do it. Live without a net. Yeah I mean. 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Have you ever done any Improv. At all. Yeah it's so much fun there's Times win that's like there's there's even a part of my show I think may have done it at the show that you saw where I go to. I go to the audience. It's before I tell the joke about how my wife and I met where I pick out a couple that say. Hey how'd you guys meet right. And then I listened to them. That's some of the most fun to me because I've had the easiest stories and you just have to roll with it. I don't know what the story was the night that you saw me. But give me some good ones. Oh Oh my God. There's been stories where people have cheated on each other like like. Oh I met him when I was married to my first husband or whatever the shit okay there There was one time where it was a Doctor Doctor Patient Situation There was There was one oh one time I had to correct the guy because he was literally about to indict himself because he said I was a teacher she was was my student and I was like over eighteen rights. And he's like yeah. Yeah yeah over. Eighteen okay. Guy Was about to cry doc in the middle of comedy closely. No one's filming that one exactly so. Yeah we've had some weird ones but that's always fun for me because you never know you never know the answer in terms of how couples get together very very rarely. Is it just well. We were at a bar. She was cute. I walked out very rarely So it's always a wife I met my wife on On or I'll tell the whole story you say she's one of us. Yeah Yeah Yeah Ah La La. I'm at my wife. I I was working in San Francisco. California I was on a radio show there. I was burned down from the road. I decided to take a little time off. Comedy decided to Do a morning radio show so you a morning radio show. I had moved San Francisco to do it. I I decided 'cause I know anyone in San Francisco I know friends. I WanNa make friends so we played this game on the radio show called tinder or grinder. Everything they would flip a coin basement lands on their tinder date or grinder date and For those you don't know grinders gay tender and So you would have to go on the date. Yeah I'd go on. That's the rule. I'm what you call go-getter my friend. Okay so a day one flip. The coin lands on Grindr now my wealth. I gotTa do this so I mealy make a profile very quickly match up with a very tall bearded red headed man who tells me only to call him ginger beer. My name is ginger beer. You referred to me only as ginger bear an online cool ginger beer. You just gummy bear. Let's do this. Yeah so we go on and I told him I told radio bit told him out straight okay. She told this work. I feel horrible doing right. So I and he's like. Yeah now let's go hang out and we went out. We had a great time. Went Sports Bar we. We're we're watching a game. We're just like laughing like I'm a imagine just hanging out with your boys and it's like the best night ever than every now and then your guy but he just looks and goes you know you look really good tonight like what it was like. Well thank you. I appreciate that right and in it was a great time then. This is the fact that I'm still friends with ginger beer to this day. Nice the next day. I'M GONNA go on the radio and talk about the day. We had a call all from a listener. Who Says Yeah you guys do in tender grinder? You should hop on this other APP for the game. it's called three-under and I'm like good surrender and he goes. Oh that's tender for people trying to have threesomes that's the thing. That's the thing I know got married way to quit my friend thriller. That's right now. Everyone if anyone listening to podcasts their car guys like slamming on his brakes. Download this doing your well. Here's a you're not lying. It's not called threatened or any more tender sued them for copyright infringement Vernon now it's called Field F. E. L. D. you're welcome This is a real APP. I went on that one matched up with two women rolling on a date together. Either one of the women did not show up for whatever reason I went on a date with just the other one and the other one I married two and a half years later. Why Ah so that kind of opens the door to you know loves women? I love women have in common is great and she's also a a tall. Yes go We we like to call you. People researchers she's a reader. So Yeah I've done. I've done very well for myself. He's have you breach the field Subject yeah. There's there's been breached. There's there's been some there's been some region. Yeah now I it's like I said she loves women. I love women it but it's something we don't do it all the time. We're not like every day every week every month but every now and then it's my birthday Hey we gotta bring in another nature yes bring another richer and just the reach and know that you're a little person well hopefully now because my wife is in charge of She makes the decision of like hoosier and The but we the person who's always well aware there. There has never been a situation where wife comes home through the front door like hey got you surprising rising often. The woman goes well. We agreed to that that that no. That's weird you gotta be really Kinky. That'd be doing the three some and the little person. Yeah Yeah. Yeah Yeah. That's a whole that's a whole new level man but So yeah we we. We've done that a few times and for anyone out there. That's why I want to try that with my partner. I say great wonderful but constant communication during con during before checking in. What's okay what's not okay? Gods Gods what what. What are rules here? Constant communication. There was literally a time when we had My wife and I went out. We met. This is great woman was down it was all about it. We got back to our front door at the front door. My my wife's kind of looks being goes I don't WanNa tell tell you this. I'm just not feeling it. I'm not feeling and I went okay. I stopped went. I'm thank you. I'm sorry not night if you WANNA come in and have a cup cup of coffee or a drink. Ginger beer ginger beer. He's locked in the dungeon downstairs. Full pulp fiction style bog. Yeah Yeah Yeah. But that's not happening tonight and the fact that I was able to do that means that in the future Wife and I are good. They're no one incident. No one act is going to be worth making the whole marriage crumble. So I I I would say be very communicative be very and be very open with what you are comfortable with that that that is my tip for anyone news thing about doing that. He's also got another tip for you. Yeah now that would be me the perfect spot for this podcast break and for you to go like oh well speaking of three ways group coming over over and you want to feed them all Omaha steaks and if you feel a little sore afterwards DP. Oh that's my favorite part about this podcast and I and I am a fan of this podcast Jericho. So is is when you break in In now and you go on the ranch and then you go right into go right and the AD. The Maha lost their legendary. Well you know what the best part was. I always a little change in the audio. Like it's like yeah because I had a three so anyways broad now that we're talking about your three-way anyway Omaha steak was on the MOXIE. PODCAST which did this ridiculous number and now everyone talked Omaha steaks. I said those Omaha steaks guys Tejo you do only because they got more than those monies worth on this one because it was something he was talking about like a drama or something that he endured the word in your life traumas thanks. That's right it was the best transition as funny when you were talking. I was a friend of mine. Gary Holt he plays for slayer now he he loves slash hates these little women of Atlanta. Oh yeah look it up to see what it was called us what I was doing. It wasn't being rude but okay what do you think about those type of shows. Oh Man Well first of all there's To cast members of the little women shows that I've actually dated really back in the day. So how many album is there There I think there's three there's a little women. La Little Women New York women Atlanta humane a little bit of two so And I don't I I shouldn't say the CAST members they're not consenting to for that information I take a guess yeah yeah but DM ME on twitter. I'll tell you yes so but those shows you know what here's how I view it wouldn't be necessarily something that I would do you or that. I would wish a very close friend of mine to do but my thing is is you reach or having their fun being trashy on Reality Television L. Vision. I consider US equals. We should have the opportunity to be trashy on reality television to it's fine. It's like like I've been a big proponent of of I think they should do little person. UFC fights like I think they should. Because I know some friends that are trained like they're like dirt like they're black belts in Angie Jitsu like they're legit really good martial artist and I would love to have our own division. I said that once I'm GonNa Radio Show and someone called in was like that's exploitive in week. That was not. It's not well you're not gonNA have like a dwarf fight Conor McGregor. You know like that that would be exploitive. That'd be horrible. Give us their own division in who decides whether it's exploitive or not yeah. I'm glad you mentioned that because it made me think of something else. 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Yeah how how do you feel about that. The banning it now I'm see I'm I don't. I don't even know if I'm the right guy to ask because that doesn't offend midget. Yeah Horn said it makes me money. Call me image literally said Yeah. Very good philosophy. I don't care For me it's all about words. People use when when they're intent. Is there what they mean by it because if some guy drives by in a pickup truck and yells you've little person he's using the SPEC- term. I'm still like that very derogatory way horrible. But so I'm not the one and I won't get onto serious Tangent right here but I feel like right now. People are almost getting jealous of other people's of when other people get offended ended like people get offended and people aren't offended or like. Oh my God I should be offended. Look how much attention. They're getting when they get offended. I should be offended by something. What's my thing okay? Okay and then they dig in they find this thing. Don't call me a janitor or call me. A master the custodial arts. I'm offended by the Janet Ling. I feel like midget has a a little bit of that in it where we were searching for our word and They're in there's joke I used to make my act. Where would say like I've heard this where people have said like when you call dwarf amid? It's the exact same as calling black percent the N.. Word into that. I would say midget please please like no. No no not the same not even close so but at the same time. I understand like because we have midget football out here. And and there's a similar movement going on to end that I get it but it doesn't bother me I I think there's bigger problems in the world. Go solve those by you know. Once we've solved all the problems we could get to the bantamweight the midget wait the mighty. My okay. We'll figure that out. We'll figure out that we can't call. NBA owners owners anymore. Like we'll get to that. I come on right really cared away own the team you know memo fine. You don't own the people young team this right. You are the Owner of this team the ST bomber. Pay Two billion dollars for the damn clippers. And now you're saying like you're not the owner but but at the same time I'm open if someone someone is offended by something like that and they explained to me why maybe I'm not seeing it from their Persson. Maybe I'm just like I'm being my get you know. Get off my lawn. Maybe I'm being that guy so if someone wants to explain to me. Wide is offensive to them and that happened recently with me where there was Something happened the news. I was very like that's not what and then a friend of mine who actually affected told me about it was like Oh wow now I did not not even understand. I didn't even think about it from that perspective. Right cool. You're right. Thank you for educating me now. Now I'm better so I'm open but yeah I'm not I'm I'm not. I'm not offended when you were younger. And they you know teenager or whatever you no pun intended as you look up to other resilient little people that kind of inspired you yeah yeah Warwick Davis he He played willow Rg to know. That's that was Kenny Baker. But I thought Davis do that in the were David Yeah. Work Davis was Con He was Leprechaun and also in return of the Jedi. He was wicked. That's the way it sorry. Sorry Yet trust me I know him and also to in that show. The life is short. Yeah and Very funny in that that very very physical yeah. I loved him the actor. This very gonNa know this next reference but Billy Barty Oh yeah who was also in the movie will but he was sort of the trend setter of all dwarf actors and then What was the the trendsetter he he in the sixties and seventies yeah and he had a legitimate acting career If you look at his. IMDB he started when he was like six years old and worked until who was like eighty. Because that's the word like I know that name. Yeah this time. But I can't really place or what he was in like. Jared the Mel Brooks Are Mel Brooks movie. Life stinks. Yeah he was in that yeah he was in that he was the guy He was also in willow as the wizard. That goes like. Show me the finger where I I live like. He he's that guy he was nineteen thirty three gold diggers of nineteen. Thirty nine years old. See wondering if he was maybe even was Avaz but he's a little bit too young for that look at the nineteen thirty is ridiculous. And it's just one after another so and then he was also the happy. Hooker goes to Washington. Evan Billy actually founded the organization. LPGA Little people of America. Oh he founded that so one of the reasons why a lot in that's a big organization. There's there's conventions And I've gone to many of them as a kid and a couple of conventions. What kind of stuff do you do? You do there Well they will tell you that that the convention is for socialization Like you get to learn you. See new products There's clothing swaps their sporting events. There's a lot a lot of that. I will tell you. The main reason why these conventions exist why banging its bank straight up banging. Oh that's where you go in and it it may it takes a lot of sense for like for a whole year If you're dwarf you're someone who's sort of the outcast you're the guy whether you're the guy or the girl that's something different about them or you're a fetish you're like a specialty thing then then you go to the convention. You're hot you're just. You're just dearest dearest sex symbol right there. You're you know what I mean. You can clean up man I did. It was fun. I'm laid waste the single days but it was. It was a grand tie. Got A name for you catch up right now. I always set a little bit of a crush on her. So little person. Okay Deborah labral Lee Carrington. This is she and Seinfeld she was in Seinfeld was in total recall. Yeah she just passed just the last year but she was really pretty and Yeah you go you go. You go if you're if you're a reacher if you're an advertised I right now. You're like I'm GONNA conventions you won't get in we we we have security and they're not dwarf security so it's exclusive because we're aware error that there are people that would that would want to go to that and you just for exploitive reasons and especially like with social media. Try and get bullshit to to try to take some photos and don't get me wrong. I get it because like I said we have like sporting events there and like I do them. There's all the sporting events there's track track and field and dwarves running and attract me it's hilarious. It's like I'm not even gonNA tell you know we're just like no it's funny. It's hilarious if you got eight race that go and fire off a gun. Man is at funny our legs go off to the side we're tripping and it's it's hilarious so I get that I get at that but I always loved going to the convention. When I first started wrestling there was a Farm of it was the The the the midgets the wrestling midgets nineteen ninety and it was farmer Pete and little little Lonnie or something like that. The worst games ever. I Love I listened. Remember her Had to do a promo to build up next week. Show Okay and Bob Brown was the book. And make sure you mentioned the midgets and next week here the it's going to be festive residency. Nwea we got you know. Rhonda's things coming in. And we get Johnny Smith. Go in and we got the midgets so many I watched it back. I'm like Oh can't say without any but those guys yeah drink. Yeah you guys can drink away because I remember you on the cruise to when you weren't former God you had your we're loaded and at everything you went to every single event. Yes I wanted to have all the fun to every van I I was watching you I was I was is watching the ACDC cover band watching Did the DP Yoga was doing. I like. There's all the bands like the Ozzy Osbourne tribute band. All all the wrestling shows 'cause I WANNA do I wanNA experience at all and and one thing I one thing I will say this shutouts all your fans and The the people that are on the cruise is I've told people about the crews and a lot of the other comics. I must suck like you walk around and everyone's like bothering you go. No Jericho. Crews fans fans were very respectful. Very cool you were walking around all the tune and everyone knows you. I was second only Jew going every single show and like everyone. No one knows who you are on that boat and and would you agree. Like they're they're. They're really who I found when I did. The Kiss cruise played it the first day. Yeah it's a picture fast S. church second day. It's Okay Thurday you just one of the gang and everybody was cool. Yeah we're the same vibe on the Jericho crews as well and the cool part is that like you had those was designated in meet and greets setup so it's like hey you wanna get the photo in the autograph great coming to meet and greet will do it then. Yeah and then you got the new time. That's we're that thing but until then let's sit back and watch corey Taylor do undo Spongebob squarepants by by the way those other boats were not ready. They were not ready for I. Oh my God they were so. We're watching Corey. Taylor were import short Yen Bahamas. That you're still doc yet and there's boats that are on either side of us because we're all docked and Corey start's concert as we're still docked and you you could tell that people on the other. Boats were walking out to their balconies and like being like. Oh what's what's going on with that one and some of them. Let's be honest. Very large urge Irvine larger boats. They they they have a view wrestling fans man. We started chance we started yelling. We point one's boat and be like if your boat your boat both sides ships or check. Yeah that was the chance we're great. I remember I've seen all these old people that are going from the Mediterranean or whatever their Bermuda shorts what is going all Larry are. The people are not took maliciously. Just doing a good time fun. We're not throwing anything at your boat when we got court Taylor doing a damn acoustic set over here not a great time and that man I will. And that's the thing about whenever you go to a wrestling show especially some of the the More underground wrestling shows and certainly in. Aws because it's like marks. They're the chance are very creative. I gotTA GIVE ROB to a lot of wrestling fans. There's some chance for I'm just like wow that's solid. That's like good comedy right once again. There's a fine line though. Where are you? Don't want people taking over the show shirt joining have fun navigate like you said earlier. I paid my ticket. Yes he did. But you wouldn't pay your ticket for a Broadway play and start chance you've got Roberts relying three days of rain or the right now. I would say this when how does it feel because you you say the wrestlers pay attention to the crowds so when you have like a dust and Reynolds and he hears the crowd chant. You've still got it. That's got feel pretty damn good delayed. The ones that to me is A. He'll jerk I was like I never lost it. I find sometimes especially in this day and aged that fans are so much quote unquote in the No. The Ville think they're smarter than the average bear. And you know you deserve it and stuff so once again come join and and have a great time be respectful realize. Sometimes you don't chant. Sometimes you keep your mouth shut or sometimes you fall along with what's going off there was there was one guy and this is a this is on the Jericho cruise when you were doing a live. Talk is Jericho with Jim. Ross and Jerry lawler right and they were telling the story about Owen Hart Right. It got shut down real fast but like Jim Ross is telling the most emotional story yeah. I've ever heard talk about him. Having to essentially tell a world wide wrestling audience that owner passed and one guy tried in you you could tell. Jr's almost starting to cry and one guy just going in like everyone just like shot. This guy shot. It's not the title take time and thankfully he stopped very quickly but yeah that I was the only time. How about the guy during your said that was like trying to rush the stage? Oh Oh yeah. This is a terrorist or something what happened there was God. Yeah totally forgot about that. He just wanted to hug it was it was in Brussels stage. Like Dude. Don't come any closer like he was yelling and screaming and people are telling me to be quiet then he got up and Kinda bum rushed the stage. Yeah they took them out it. Yeah and you you cool but like and I like. He's one of those guys where I can tell he wasn't like he didn't have any malicious intent behind it. He was very drunk just very happy now. Have a show to do that. And I don't know you're not militias right like you see some of the times when like fans ran on the field than sporting events and like the the athlete gives me a hug or something. I'm like don't do that. We all we all remember. Monica Seles legs. Mingru remember ruled. Don't try and pick me up. That's the number one rule. I hate that Shit and It was great. I remember that guy tried to rush rush the stage I stood up it was like. SCU is right there by. Don't do this goes over there over the we're good I. I'm not worried about my safety. I'm very worried about yours speaking of the cruise. I never told you about the survey results. Everybody that went on the cruise. Got A survey afterwards asking asking with their experience in order to tell you about something that came back on that about you but before we do. 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I Dot Com getting the best physical and mental shape. Shape your life and go do it. Now let me tell you about this cruise is done. You GET A do a survey vein of everybody and you ask them you know what was your favorite act. And what was your favorite act that you hadn't heard of before the crews and number one on the list was U That seriously wounds. That's that's kind of cool to know that you're appealing to a whole new audience. Yeah and that. And that's the only reason why. Oh I wanted to do everything on the boat. I went everything because I just wanted to explore. I wanted to be all these new fans and I've gotten many people come up to me at at at shows shows all over the country that go sign the cruise. That's why we're here. And then they see on the next one and then it's it's cool. I've got some friends that do and Like Craig Gas was coming back as well. he was telling me that the kiss cruise really becomes like a family because he did the kiss the kiss cruise. It's like eight hundred or something. He says it really becomes like the same people on the boat as an annual meeting for everybody. Yeah I feel like that's the that's the Jericho cruise it's GonNa GonNa be. It's GonNa be trying to do. Yeah making a Hannity and we all get Come in and I'll say this man cruises in the comedian world are like. Oh that's where you go when your career is dead really and you can only do cruises like yeah. It's it's SORTA as it's still like that now not now because there's was like theme right so now like I say I did the Jericho crews everyone's like Oh my God. That sounds amazing. Now you do three eleven cruise or my buddy Chris Porter. What does the kid rock crews? And everyone's like Oh you got that. Sounds like I had people Bruce Jingles. I think you might have contact but I have eighteen. Seen people contact because he wanted to do the cruise. Yeah same with Sarah Tiana You I think you mentioned her as well. These guys are coming on because they they WANNA be a part of it you know. Yeah along with bands and all that stuff too and trust me. None of us are getting rich from the crews and the only guy that didn't make money on the first one not about that it's about creating rating annual vacation with the community and people want to do it. Yeah you make a couple of bucks but you get a free cruise and have a great time. It's a vacation. Yeah and like you say you prey like you didn't make money but at the same time we would you trade it in no. I'll get it back now that we have number two. I'll get it back at some point but you got you got to build build buildings start from scratch and I love that you see that in and also I would argue that maybe other than myself. No one had more fun on that cruise than you. Yeah you nothing else. It's a giant party that paying for them in a disco inferno cost. You came out like you've told us you till disco story on on the PODCAST and you get a pass for a year and a half to do it. Yeah you know and So yeah you dressed up as disco inferno on the Halloween Performance Pasi Awesome. Did you dress up at all. I did not but I will tell you and This is how much might I fan boy out. There's a show that's in Hollywood travel. Sometimes it's called the Goddamn comedy jam. It's a lot of fun. It's where a comedian and Picks a song that they like they do like a five minute comedy set. They they they explain why they like a certain song and then a live live band plays the song they sing the song with the live band. It's a great show. It's a great show and they took it to Austin Texas. As part of a comedy festival I was going to be on the festival. They asked me to show. I've done it a few times. I dressed up one time. Like as As Kid Rock I came out with like a for a fake fur or code and like did the whole thing I dressed up as many fred durst. I posed video. Mainstream Frederick commented on it and it was like wow okay. Never not available available to Olympics get show and this year I dressed up as you and did SOS because that was the only thing. Yeah Ah Yeah by the way tricky lyrics and they're all similar yes all like linkage in like. It's the love you gave me. It's all like in the same realm in but it's all those are all the time I was looking for a bass player. Who knows the words just? Oh that's how it goes. How would you choose that song that was backstage in Germany? And I remember it come on shuffle or rich had it and it was his original idea and I was like all. It's it's perfect because it's dark wouldn't expect it does very well as a heavy song. It does that that that opening Piano Wrath with not yeah haunting as as win your metal band version as much better than shares. Well I like every like. Here's my thing with cover. If you're going to cover change it like if doing a live show okay. That's great 'cause that's the moment that's fine but if if you're gonNA release a cover for song why would you. WHY WOULD I go? Get your version of the exact same. It's the same thing. Make you a little bit different. Different light where it'd be you doing SOS rather be limited has behind belies. All every disturbed song is a cover now ball company by five finger. Yeah the the the The disturbed sound silence. Silence huge hit for them shoe. Dad figure skaters in the Olympics. Skate to that things Zombie by battles. These one hundred million views is on. Yeah 'cause they change it's a completely updated version right where yeah so. I would say if you're a band out there and you're like let's do a cover whatever. Just make sure it's different because your own. Yeah exactly exacts a talk about your big announcement here. Oh Yeah well We were so excited and my wife and I after we got home from the Chris Jericho Rock and Wrestling Raider at sea that we could not contain ourselves and we had a lot. We had a lot of fun and Very soon There is a third member member of the family will be. They'll becoming my wife. My my wife is pregnant. I did it. You know the best part of that is as a comedian. What's he got a whole new realm of material? Oh I'm so excited and like it's that's the thing is if you track my specials like if you look at my first showtime special I'm talking a lot about When my sister had her first kid and as an uncle and being and what that experience in your sister a richer yes? I'm willing to work from the family. Lucky me and then My neck special was all about my dad. My Dad had fought and beat skin cancer. And so that like. That's my favorite one if you ever wanted to like material based on that yeah. It's it's called Daddy Daddy issues. I believe is running on Amazon prime and then the third one the netflix special. That was all about Getting married so got all this stuff about my wife who was called That it's called the degenerates. It's on Netflix. Watch it you'll hear that I you'll hear why I can never win. An argument with my wife is a fourth don. Black Belt in taekwondo. So I don't know if I n probably the next one will be all about being a dad and I'm really excited man and you know and for those who are wondering Some wives pregnant. She's tall. So it's it's a twenty five percent chance. Kids Dwarf seventy five percent chance. Kids are GONNA be tall. I have no preference right. I I the pros and cons to both but I was in Kanzi there. Is you know like the kids tall great you know. Why can't hide snacks on the high shelves anymore? Finally find out what it's more pop tart taste like. I've never seen them. You know that'd be good. But then the bad aside the kid grows up. He's taller than me. Like eight years old. I'm trying to discipline them. That's not GonNa go to well for me within Then then you have the Dwarf Kid. I Love David Warf Kid. 'CAUSE my wife Chinese so it'd be an Asian Dwarf Baby Holy Shit Asian Dwarf Baby. I can't currency that's that's just that's just cuteness. That's great. Do you know how much an Asian Chinese families worth of the block March. We when you when you cmih driving around that's why But then you know but then if the kid is a dwarf and then doesn't like being war hates being dwarf. That's GonNa be really hard for me because I'm GonNa look the kid be like well. I don't know how it happened. Oh maybe he got it from your mom I mean do so. Yeah it's It's very exciting. And I I will say this. I love watching Like because on your instagram and on and on and on and on the cruise as busy as you are Chris Jericho with Fauzi with a w with this podcast. You still have a lot of time where you post I can be like. Hey look I'm doing stuff with my kids I mean a dad or You had something where like you were at your kids hockey game and they won the coaching it. Oh cool for me. This year has been very eh schedule has been very light by design and also by just the Kismet of aws fuzzy being off record so for the first time ever I got to coach one of my kids and I don't really know anything about baseball. I could try to the guy that throws the balls and sons football player. My daughter plays softball and my other daughter. Cheyenne decided she wanted to try for hockey. And why no about hockey. I can do that those really cool to be able to do that because I remember one of the the great things when I was growing because my dad was coach or tried to be kind of fun for me. Power you as a coach Dad like are you the guy that's going to like I saw some video A few days ago there was a massive brawl like a little like a little league game. Are you that kind of data and thinks I'm GonNa be yelling screaming but that's not me because I just want to make sure that the kids had fun and also the pay attention. He adds a lot like like puppies. They just start looking over here especially a preteen girls girls. Yeah all my Gosh. There's absolutely stop me. RUN DOWN THE ICE. The bike is there's no is okay. Run down the floor. You understand what I'm saying. Yeah it's ice hockey have here. Yeah you know the ladies would say I got a dribble pock note stick handled by bass all your stick handling the idea. You're sticking with the puck down the ice. That's what it is of that but I will say like I've got friends that are has had a career and also they make that time and they have an dad. And you're going to have the two as wind down here because you're still on the road. Yep and now you're gonNA have have to a adjust your schedule accord but you still going to be on the road to do your living now. When I went to Columbus the place was very full? It was the second show of the night. Astros Astros are you seeing your career grow. Yeah yeah it's really cool like now. It used to be friends or call me up and be like. Hey I'm GONNA to come to show on Friday. I'll be like great Lee tickets and they'd be like Oh have like eight friends. It'd be like Great Olivia eight tickets now. I can't do that now in friends are like. Hey I'm I'm come with like going to like eleven people you just leave us. Twelve tickets sold out. Like I can't see I get to throw to anywhere but now I can't do anymore and that's that's exciting and obviously PUTS MORE MONEY IN MY pocket game for that because it seems like as a comedian step. There's always a strong stand up your Sitcom. Yeah get your movie. Yeah Yeah I mean yeah that is that is sort of the plan is get what get a TV. Show being movies. Louise and all that but I don't see a world where I'm ever not doing. Stand up comedy and you can tell that it's a special art form and that the people that do it are really into it. When I'm like Ray Romano released a netflix special? This year. That guy with everybody loves Raymond reminding God and he still doing stand up releasing specials touring Seinfeld about six months ago. Yeah at a at a small theater. Two thousand people in Tampa last night. Last night I was at a a bar in Woodland Hills. California friend of mine called me up and was like hey I got this show. Could you do it for me. Hey our headliner dropped out will. Apparently he made a couple of phone. Calls 'cause Howie Mandel showed up the famous Canadian Howie Mandel of course and e- and he went onstage in did stand up and he and I and I and I was talking afterward. He goes. Yeah everyone thinks I make all my money from like dealer. No deal or America's got talent he goes. I make more money doing stand up. I'm like that's where I'm I'm doing that constantly so I don't see a world where I'm ever not doing standup if I get a TV show. It's a movies awesome. Love that If there's a if there's ever a third season of I'm Chris Jericho dammit uh-huh who got it right. It took me eight years to get the first one sold for years to get the second season so in two years you'll get a third season. Well the third season of I'm Chris. Jericho damage Rose Brad on that but yeah no matter what happens. I'll always come back. Stand up 'cause you and you and you know this from your ventures there's nothing that matches the live yup feeling the live action exactly the instant feedback off. Aw thank you said you try. If you try a new bid it doesn't work you'll know right away right away if you try it you'll know right away if his works Speaking which is the last question for you here went to your your show tonight laughing at I wanNA quicksand porn or real thing. Quicksand porn is a real thing. I talk about him. I said go right ahead guys look it up and explain it quickly what it is. It's it's women thinking in quicksand naked and like unreal it on your phone. I know you don't want that on your history I would. It's real my buddy Bert Kreischer told me about it and no-shirt oh shirt yeah no way and I look it up and it turns out it's real and here's my whole thing with the quick standpoint. Listen I get it. It'd be a freak. Do whatever you WanNa do if if it doesn't hurt anybody rate but like some of these fetishes man like there's other like there's a deep dive into porn hub. Unlike okay. I know a lot about it I. I'm a married man. I'm on the road a lot. I've been to the end of porn hub Seattle. The asking it got it got it needed. I sign on and it's like how from the tape. Welcome back Brad date. They know me they know me there. There's a lot of stuff on there where you're like. I get it if you have a weird fetish. That's fine the battles my mind is like how do you discover that you're in the quicksand porn. I am. Where's the set? Are they building. Set in Van Nuys. Actually going to the House on jungle. Define there's movies about girls that sit on balloons and pop hop them and then guys are like really into that. How you find out like I feel very vanilla when I find out these things are out there saw? How might you know my wife's very very attractive? Just like a little missionary which do doggie Woo crazy. Every now and then we have three way. Wow I thought that was crazy and then I find these guys would like so like girls. Popping balloons are are. Are you going your kid's birthday party. One of MOM's trips falls on a balloon. Hard right now. Oh my God I hold on I gotta go google this Google and you find out that there's tons of guys are also also into that to me. I feel so happy and let them like only in the madness clown porn porn clown born. Well that's okay. 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Brad Williams Doesn't Want Your Pity So Keep It!

Let Lisa Help with Lisa Lampanelli

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Brad Williams Doesn't Want Your Pity So Keep It!

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Hey everybody it is. Easily bonelli. Formerly the queen of me now the queen of meaning. Welcome to let lisa alp. Guess what today. I have been tastic interview with my good friend. Hilarious comedian brad williams. Brad weighs one hundred twenty pounds. Not because he's the anorexic but because he is in his words a dwarf a midget a little person. Brad tells us why he doesn't care what you call them. As long as he's making money he also talks about his great outlook on life his good-naturedness not holding onto the past. And just be grateful. Guy in general plus he has a happy marriage and god knows we could all use tips on that. Here's my interview with brad williams. You're listening to let lisa help with lisa lamp nelly. Hey everybody. It's lisa lamp. Bonelli the former queen of me now. The queen of meaning with my podcast. Let lisa help the podcast. Where i force help upon you whether you want it or not and also i help my guest in studio to just be themselves and be who they are because he s particularly now is perfect physically emotionally and mentally perfect so there is nothing to change about. Mr brad williams. How are you. i love that. You're forcing help on your help. Raping i am. I am this helper but can you help rate the question. It's so funny that they told me right before we started recording that you guys are trying to get some great sponsors not to curse and my opening thing is help rape you know what. I'm sure i can put it as you say a mattress sponsor right there on mattress bonds. John natural male enhancement saying companies in specific. But come on enjoy me. Sure every guy out probably be within. The future needs male enhancement. Yeah i mean come on. I'm fifty seven. Who am i going to bang the younger than that. I'd be honored. i'd be honored. My wife would not care. Always ninety would probably encourage it. See no brand. You are the kind of person. I completely probably misjudge you in a way because you to me are terrific. You think to myself all the time. Brad williams is an icon. Because he probably doesn't have a care in the world. Because of that. How i look at you. I probably you probably have just as many issues as anybody else. But you're so genuinely fun and nice and cool then. I'm like oh discredit any struggles. Like do you ever struggle with her. But i i also subscribe to the like even if you're going through some stuff which we are all going through some stuff. What are the some greater. Some less whatever i subscribe to the you can kind of trick yourself into being happy. Yeah you can. You can put a smile on your face. You can say nice things like oh. I'll walk around my house constantly. Like wow got great house. This is fantastic out. Live a dog. Your what's your name again. Yego seventy pounds now. Do you weigh less than your dot. Well man way one twenty one twenty two now. the reason. If you don't do brad is and why would way so little is actually the proper name for it is now oh god. Blessed workers them little people. Wow that is really a long word for short stature. Dwarfism major. Yeah the one. The one that is not just politically correct. But what people who are dwarfs enjoy being called the least offensive term is little person. Yeah if you can call us little people that's good but then i'm weird. I don't like it for me. Like what are you like better. I like mejia midget anymore. And that's what i grew up with. No it relates like a blast for your past. You know it's like it's like folger's coffee shirts not great but you grew up with it. Point unless folger's sponsor in in which is lovely maxwell sucks but but yeah so you don't take a big offense at these terminology to to me. It's all about intent because if someone's driving a pickup truck and rolls down the window and says you person shorts still scary to me. You know what i mean. It's still bad for me. It's all about intent. So i have a friend who is transgender. And z. nashi. The oh is the thing now. Z. yeah in instead of he or she is z. I'm gonna start using the but it's either z. Or their name. Which in this case is mardi. But i'm not giving our last name so it's fine so Marney born a woman But now has transitioned into something in the middle right but What marnie always tells me is if you make a mistake with a pronoun or name. It's fine because i know that you care about me. And i know that you're not trying to hurt me and i think that's a healthy attitude for people to have if someone says a term that's not to your liking like. Oh you're a you're a janitor. I'm a. I'm a domestic cleaner of 'cause alarms. Janitors like right. It's not now. I feel like there's all these people that are asked over titles and names and words and phrases and this defensive. This is not this and it's just like let's just go intention. Let's go with the intention if the person is trying to hurt you. Yes what they're saying is incredibly offensive if you tell them what you wanna be called and they still are doubling down but in a hurtful way yes that's but if they're generally try if the right ryan right to be nice your friend and be good then maybe pump. The brakes a little bit on. And that's what. I try to do with midget i. I don't mind the word. Dwarf little person midget. I'm fine with it as long as you're a good human we have a good relationship and the comic. Have you ever know we all as comics. I used to draw you. Walk a really fine line. You know somebody said about my comedy. She's juggling knives. And even the handles are sharp hard line. You as someone who i mean. You're hilarious. you'd literally. I don't see any comics dude. I could care less but you every time you're near. Oh we're going. I'm so honored by the. I can't even with you. You're so funny thank you. Do you ever hear from people saying while something you said. Hurt not in my standard back. Where where do you hurt people in. Because i don't know if you've had this. I've felt a lot a lot of comics. This a lot of comics when we're talking to non-canadians or civilians whatever you want us for that word we don't turn the comedian part of us off when we're hanging out at the comedy store or the seller or wherever and we're just talking with other comedians. We're saying the worst possible things to each other right and using the most legally incorrect language in going for the messed up jokes so that everyone is gonna laugh but then we have to turn that off around people that aren't used to that kind of language That is where i need to improve. That's where i've always needed to improve for instance of my wife. And i do not have a safe word for sex. We have a safe word for. Hey brad no stop talking right now. Whatever topic you're on. She says the word cephalopod. And then i saw. I'm writing that down because that's good. That's your favorite work thing. Yeah it's a type of mollusc get crazy in the perfect way. Yes the perfect way. And so when she says that i go. Okay to switch topics right now. I need to not push this any further and you do have respect for that. How difficult is that to stop that discussion in. Its tracks sometimes very hard because sometimes i feel like on a role sometimes. I'm making a point. I've just made the best joke ever. That's about to go into my act. And then i hear that word. I'm like you have to respect. I think because that's the purpose of a word a safe word that it's supposed to do that the same way a safe where will be used for sex if if someone says if you're safe what is barney rubble or whatever and you say barney robin go yeah. I could probably choke them a little harder. No word was said you have to stop hold back so yeah and to her credit i have used. I have used the safe word as well When when talking about certain topics certain issues. But i think that's a good thing and a healthy thing that we've kind of stumbled upon and our relationship is a safe word for sex. Say for for conversation where we go. Hey not comfortable this conversation anymore. Or i need to take a break or i need to like gather myself when we come back and then come back to it and when everybody's take down a notch. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah and it also helps when we're out in public and i'm around other people civilians or maybe my wife's friends and start making jokes and i don't see that they're uncomfortable. She's like reading. There is and she's known them forever so she's like oh god and then she squeeze my wrist shovel and i'm like oh okay. I'll back off no with your wife you how long ago you may. You meant Four years ago for four years ago. And you're married you're okay. So do you legitimately feel like this is the first relationship you've had that you feel like a real team. Yeah this is a yeah because this is a really evolved relationship when you can have a freaking word to say. Hey i respect you enough to stop talking about right now. And it's a team in that. We have very defined roles in terms of what we are in charge of. What we do. Is your cookie maker. oh the rainbow con relationships. The rainbow curator. No you know my my job is mostly to bring home the bacon. Yeah the that's my job. And then her job is you know. She runs the house right. And that's fine. And but sometimes i feel bad because she's got a degree in child psychology. Right she she. She's been a behavioral therapist. She should be out helping people she has gary in the words of liam neeson particular set of right. I feel like sometimes. I'm denying her of that but she's happy with she's like oh no i liked be home. It's good. I've always had like when i say. She's a behavioral therapist for those who don't know what that is that i mean. She would work with autistic children and run programs with them and try to get them more like just they. They have routines they can function in in the normal world or they can gain their independence slowly but surely and she would do that but at the same time she like. That's a really hard job. Sometimes sometimes with autistic people south sometimes she would be hit sometimes she would be yelled at talked to and sometimes the parents of the kids who are some of the worst sometimes because they want their child to be cured inside your kids autistic. You're not be cured me. You know so. She will deal with that and she. She would come home some days when she was working in. Just be she would need a moment like she have to come in and be like. I'm going to go to the room. I'm gonna have a little sip scotch and then come out be a good wife right but yes so. She's happy she. She's happy that she gets to do that. And so eight domestic goddess that she is so you guys had sort of had this discussion and said look. This is what's gonna make us happiest. Let's do it like this. Also because of for as much as a therapist does to enrich the world in enlightened better. It doesn't pay that. Yes the sad thing. Resing is l. When you're like you're doing so much like she should make way more money than me right right but when i could say like hey i'm and this is just a fact. I'm not saying this next statement to be a dick is just the fact but when i can make your yearly salary and a weekend absolutely that's like why are you going through all this stress every three or four days a week to come home and you're gone and we don't see each other as much and i'm already gone so much doing my job that i'm home. It'd be nice to have you more available like it. Just didn't make any logistical sense. Right now right if she wants to go back and do that or or be a substitute teacher or a or a special circumstance teacher. Then that's great. I would support that but for right now is we're getting sort of our domestic lives together in place that it's the rule the roles that have worked out for us. See dan. yeah every couple have their own rules you know and that rolls the you hold are you. Are you in your thirties. Five thirty which is like seventy two into our very what i'll i'll guy. He is very good. You know do you ever okay. I'll watch your post on instagram. And i love them always from some foreign country. And i'm like oh my god. This guy travel so much. You always look like you're having fun but not in that way of look. Everyone i'm having fun. Yes loo- looks legitimately real. How would you say it's hundred percent. How your life really is i. Try not to post anything. Like where am not genuinely excited or also. I was told this when i started comedy. And and this goes against the teachings of hannah gatsby. But i was always taught. Hey you're comedian job. He's to make people smile and laugh. Right is your job. Might so dance monkey. You know what i mean like. That's what we're that that's our job and that's what we are supposed to do There's been many times when when i've wanted to go on social media and expressing anger right over a political thing or a personal thing or whatever and i go That's not what people are not following me for that reason. They're calling me happiness right. I'm their escape. So i don't i don't want someone to be following me. It'd be like man. My life is really hard. But brad williams always makes me laugh and now i'm making them cry or making themselves like. I don't wanna do that to people. So yes whenever. I post something. It is genuine for that post but yeah. We're the the times. When i'm said i'm not going to like you'll never seen any post a photo of me at a relative's funeral next to the coffee. Get me wrong if that's what you need to do to get better okay. Whatever bread. that's not me that's not me. That's what i was going to ask to. Which because they do. Maybe that's why. I asked you that. Because i feel like they're really genuine and a lot of postseason forced from other people and like i really that happy but i really get that you are so i have a question. Do you feel sometimes like do you ever get out of bed and you're just kind of not feeling funny that day and you're just like you know what. I'm not really happy today. Yeah there's there's the seventy pound pit bull diego He wakes us up at seven thirty every morning because he wants to be fed and he wants to go on his walk. And it doesn't like if i was out till two. Am three md and sets in booze and the night before care right. He's up at that time. I have to get up. And yes sometimes in those scenarios. I i need to really like i kind of have to. I'm not in a good mood. And i'm not gonna hosting thing and i'm right and when that happens. The good part is is whether it be stand up nights. I don't wanna do standup or whether it be nice. I don't wanna get up when i get up on stage. Tell jokes when. I get up and walk my dog. It's good like. I'm usually always happy when i walk my dog and while you won't gets eight o'clock in the morning i've gotten three hours sleep. I don't wanna do this. And i walked the dog house. Great yeah this is awesome. I love walking the dog and you get to walk get some endorphins going or whether it's the late show on a saturday and i've already done five and i'm just like i'm done and then i do the late show and i go. Oh yeah this is fun. So it's basically taking action makes everything better. Yeah i mean it sounds cheesy but although sayings with the long journeys begin the single staff or an object in motion to stay in motion. It's true once you start doing it. And you'll get a little momentum going and the hardest part is to get moving at once you do. Then it's sort of hard to stop moving if you just of us kind of get into the flow of days. 'cause i always tell myself when i wake up to take the dog for a walk and i've had three hours sleep. I go okay. Tiktok for walk. He'll take us dump. I'll go back. i'll go back to bed. i. I never never do right ever do. I'm always up now. Things are going to come you me and now i'm good so it's it's weird but yes sometimes i do you know wake of. I'm not happy but it's interesting now. I almost feel like there's pressure because special last few days there there. There's been multiple. That have told me like brad. You're always you're always happy. You're all you're always in a good mood and i go. Oh wow is that like. I think it's good is it. I mean it's great. Let's the opposite of that. But like now i'm feeling like wait. Do i have to always be that person. Now who's always in a good mood right. What do you think i feel like. There are certain people My wife family certain friends that will see me in a bad mood. Sometimes we'll see how upset yup but there's other people. I just don't want to the the the best advice i ever got. This is the vice. Is going to sound morbid as okay. Oh okay great. Sorry hell but i'll explain it. Sure the best advice. I ever got with an improv comedy class. Where someone told me whether it be an improv on life just remember one thing nobody cares about you and that sounds horrific. Let me explain what that means is like it was meant to be an improper teaching. Where when you're so your head like oh my god. I didn't see that line writer. That line wasn't funny. Or i should have said something. Here are moving in the wrong place. The not care they do not care. They are so amazed at your up there without a script without any sort of that. You're they're amazed and they're putting themselves in your position and they're like i would not be able to do that. They did not notice your flub and that's true in life for life as well when people say like. Oh my god. If i wear these shoes these people are going to judge me because they're not the right shoes and everyone's a nobody cares. Nobody right. they don't care. Oh my god. I if i you know i. I can't go to the same restaurant twice a week so horrible nobody cares. She's i've been to the same chilies twice a day. So there you go for high all done that gig in des moines. But yeah i. It's it's something where I try to remember that is that yes. Obviously people do care about you your your your true friends your family your your significant other. They will care about you. They will move heaven and earth. And if you're ever going through a problem please please please reach out to them because they will help you. What nobody cares about you is supposed to me is just these little things in life that we all get hung up on and and we live in los angeles relief. I live in los angeles where images everything in this town. They're all worried about them up. And what you know. It's interesting the people who say brad. You're always in a good mood. I would venture to say those are probably people who and this would happen. This happened a lot. After i lost the weight over weight. People would be like you look so much better when you were fat and if you didn't they want us stay sick for them just so it's almost like the people who probably say that you are the ones who kind of are in a bad mood and wanted to know your secret but don't want to have the balls and the guts to say brad. How do i get as happy as you well. And and it's that little bit of schadenfreude where we always. We like seeing people fail. We like this whole laurie laughlin. Yeah felicity huffman. Usc thing yeah in my personal opinion Sure they they were cheating the system but this is something that's been happening since the dawn of time which people do things to give their kids advantage and the there these are done at a micro level as well when when the when the father who's the baker leaves the bakery to his son with the sudden earned. That big right right right right. He gets it because everyone does it. They've or everyone. Does it in some way shape or form and what they did. You can make an argument that kind of repeal because it take it took a spot from somebody but yeah. They didn't hurt anybody. They didn't murder anybody. Take money away from anybody that like an infant was going to get into usc and then they took her spot they would have gotten into ucla to another great school. And then that kid's going gonna be fine. Yeah like. I don't even know where i was going with this. But you know just people wanting for you to get down but now we have this john ford. We're all looking at that story. Ooh these rich people. Yeah you send them to jail right. I feel better about myself. I'm not rich. And i'm not in jail so okay now feel good. Don't that's that's that's an unhealthy attitude to take where you're looking at those people in hoping that they fail where you look at the celebrity and you know where we know this is comics but when you tell people that you're a comic and that you're happy and that you're doing your life. There's that person always goes. Oh you travels what they have to bring something up. That's wrong so much. It's so hard it's being a bets. Gotta be so hard don't you. How much do you hate when people say and you may may not hate this at all. There's a fine line with someone in your position who you could say they would look at you with pity. Yeah now feel maybe doesn't does it. Feel insulting for instance. I'll follow you on instagram. Feel no pity few. Yeah however once in a while you'll post something with the dog or something a little tear in my eye. And i said oh. This moves me air. You'll say something cute and moves me. Yes i said to a friend. Once i said i don't pity brad. I just kind of get moved myself and that's fine. Don't worry you're not doing it. Do you ever have you ever been on their own. You're getting so well for your status. And how does that feel to you. Just so people now laugh. Do you think it's silly of them. It's it's very silly. Because i know what they're doing is they're trying to do the thing that we were just talking about where they're trying to be like. He's doing good for him. Yes yes yes. I wish there but it's like listen. Here's my thing is if the midget is doing better than you. That's more on you them like that like. That's so it's amazing what some people will think in In say in terms of like some because they are not a little person. They don't know what it's like. I've always been a little person. I don't know what my struggles are. Because i never lived my life a six foot. Two man. I don't know what i'm missing right. So one thing that i thought was funny is one time pulled up the freeway and there was a guy and you had to sign and a dog with him money. Whatever and i had some is dollars right there. Something so Roll down the window. I held the money. The guy walked. Oversaw me went nominee naumann. You need it. Oh my god. I was like wow i own a home. That's jobs driving. I'm glad so. Is this really disconnect is like always. Yeah sorry for the african american person. It's just it's weird prejudice but it's almost like not even looked at it. Is that bad. Except if you're on the receiving end if you're like dude don't pay no maybe you i'm good. I have a house that i pay with with jokes. Yes and i. I got hot asian wife and a cute dog like my life is good. You don't have to pity me like when when you see me on the airplane through bag open in the overhead storage been by by climbing up on the armrest good. Oh my life is so hard no couple of things that bug me but overall yeah life is good and i think that It's like. I'm also this guy that like i look at a lot of people were we seem to be in a culture where people are striving to be victim. They're they're they're they're trying they're they almost have They're almost like jealous of the people that are truly victims. Because they're like. Oh my god. I'm not a victim day. Get to say this and everyone's giving them all this attention to find out what my thing is. And 'cause i grew up in orange county. California mom and dad been married for over forty years now. Dad did really well was was a lawyer affluent. You know like my life was good on how these guys many dad with time. Yeah he was gone making money. So i yeah yeah i stopped. It was great and then and then when he was home he was an awesome dead. So like i'm not. It always boggles my mind when when people that have really great things going for them look at their situation. Go but oh. But i'm having. I'm having difficulty with gluten brad. Your life was great. So you're thing about your life is your peanut allergy. You go on a plane and wear a mask and ask if anyone's that npr 'cause if someone has a snickers in their purse pretty freaking good what you know. And i think we don't take time to look at our lives and look at all the things that we have going for us and just awesome. You're the person who lives a life full of gratitude practice that you don't have to practice it because you're just freaking good at it so it's like he's people if you're a real gratitude. Sounds like it's not a guy thing i pulled on me journal. Write down five. Things have great before yes. That's fine but again if we don't come from at it from a victim standpoint it's like oh i just look around and i can name twenty things off the bat. You don't even have to take the look around you just go. I live with that. So you say your overall attitude just seems to be yeah. Life is good. Thank goodness life is good. I it's it's fine. I'm not going to be searching for a reason to be unhappy. And i think that's one of the reasons to take it back where we started. I think that's one of the reasons why. I don't mind the word midget because i don't want a single word to make me unhappy like i don't wanna be going through my day. Have a great day and be like wow really productive day today. Turn on the news and like jimmy. Kimmel said the word midget and now. We're like well now aware that. Write a letter. I've gotta have my thoughts be. I don't wanna do that right. I don't want to have one word. One instance one thing ruined my time Like you're all right so literally yesterday in an extremely my a micro level. It's not a big thing. I'm knowledge in that but my dog. Who is seventy pounds of saw. Me outside in ran. Didn't realize a screen door was closed and by broke through the screen door like it was like those bombs at hold the paper for the football team like one through s. Yeah they pretty much just shattered the screen door and so now we have to get a new screen door like a essentially that day and some people would be like. That's one more thing on my day that got to do do today. I looked at it but dogs. Wrens green larry is a win turned into a win. Just like i just turned it into a win. You said and i quote. This is on a micro level and that i didn't say i guess with you is on a michael i think held back. Yes very well. During the wimmer's asian and i really feel like you're such a good example for people because it's just like come on get your head out of your ass and enjoy your life because we don't have to walk around with the head down all the time so speaking of which we have to take a break but are you willing to stick around and help some of my fans who have problems because you seem to have the right attitude and i would imagine. It's gentle yet. Tough love at the time in the grad. Tell people where they can find. You can find me on twitter at funny brad on instagram. At brad williams comic they can listen to my podcast about last night. Podcast of which lisa limp and elliott has been a guest and go back and listen to that episode and then for all my tour dates. Would've brad williams comedy dot com. If not in your town wait two to three months. I'll be in your town. Were like a damn madman who super critical of comedians. Because i always think. I'm the funniest person on the planet met my matt freaking rocks and we way the same. Just i'll be right back with let lisa out. This is let lisa help with lisa lamp. Nelly curb appeal and with the home depot. Today's the day for doing boost. Your curb appeal with the best brands at the best prices from new garage. Doors to colorful flowers exterior lights to a new coat of paint inspiration to installation. You can do it or let the home depot do it for you visit homedepot dot com slash services for more information on installing your next project depot more saving more doing. Us only see store for details. Hey i'm heather morris and i may be bernstein. Mitchell aka aflame and where the host of the new show the dance room on podcast one veteran dancers and choreographers that have worked with the likes of beyond say justin timberlake britney spears and many more i used to be on this little show called glee. I don't know if you watched it. Well we're going to go full out on our favorite tv dance shows like i think you can dance dancing with the stars and world war dance. So don't miss it. Get new episodes of the dan term every thursday on apple podcasts. And podcast one now. Back to let lisa help with lisa lamb pay. Everybody is lisa lamb. Bonelli back with this fabulous episode of. At least i helped my special guest co hosts in the studio is the hilariously funny comedian brad williams. Who i freaking love. Who is an example for all people who need to freak in. Lighten up and be in a good mood now brad. Can you help some of my sad listeners. i hope i do too. this is from. Ooh this is the sad part. Already from missoula montana and i quote. I am feeling trapped in my hometown. I'm graduating this fall with a degree in business management and marketing. But don't know what to do with my degree or my life. In general my dating life is on exists in as well. Why did i laugh because mine is also. Don't feel bad pow. I'd love your advice now. Trapped. he uses a very apt. Were trapped. bad interest wins last time you felt trapped in anything. What do you say to anyone who says i'm trapped. It's interesting when you say trapped because like to me the only time you should be allowed to use the word trapped is when you're kidnapped and the guy you in a crate downstairs. That's true that's or in jail yet. Then you're trapped then it's official but if you're in missoula montana of which it's city i've actually been to. It's not that bad. It's delightful outdoor town if you're in that kind of thing but if you wanna try something new fantastic and it seems like you have. This person has degree. Yeah which is good What's the name of the degree again. Business management and marketing mayor and marketing. I mean i get that coming out of college. Scary in general very scary but understandable and just that everything is wrong. There's what job do i get. What do i do with my life. My hometown sucks and my dating life sucks to. i say. Pick one and go with it because you can't work on in coaching. we learned. You can't work on everything at once. You'll just want to pull your hair out. What do you think is the first one. This person should pick out of those three. I would say move. I love that. Why would you say that. Tell them be because when you move now. You're forced to get everything else going again. You're you're forced make friends. You're forced to get a job because you have to pay for the rent in the in the place that you're in and then you're forced through all of these things and all in all of these actions you're forced to get out there and start meeting people. Hopefully that applies to your dating life but also weren't in a wonderful time now where your you can get dates on your phone. Pretty good thing. Life left swipe right. Swipe one of the sites go. I mean if we're in missoula montana don't don't shy away from farmers only you might. You might see some people on there. I i would say a change of scenery would be good for this person and thankfully you know if you're if you're a college in may maybe don't have a lot of means to make that decision. There's a lot of wonderful places that you can get decent size apartments not a ton of a ton of money. We mentioned the beautiful des moines the mine. There's a but you'll part of me thinks he's he's piling on a little party from just from this letter. I'm just totally assuming he's gay because gay guys exactly because when you dating life is nonexistent and sometimes there is something about moving to a more gay friendly city. I don't know about missoula. They're probably gay friendly. But maybe you just want to be around more of the community like take a risk. Go for it. The thing is brand. I always say what's the worst that can happen back. Yeah you come back. You obviously have some sort of home or roots in missoula montana right so you can always go back there so head on over to seattle far away head to if you want to take a little step up from missoula montana. Go to boise idaho. Not too far away from. Do they have gay community there. Do they played boise. It was all like a whole theater of gay guys. It was the best love hotel. Really boise's really gained goes. Oh yeah we're gay and mormon but at different times. Wow that's amazing it's funny when people I remember. I grew up on the east coast. I'm still in connecticut. And so i always lived in new york during the comedy. My comedy career. So what happened. Was some families all in connecticut. My manager said to me. Though years ago. Before i was known at all she goes. You have them. I'd it'd be nice if you could be in la for a couple years till you're a little known meet casting people and all. I was freaking out. So i call a life coach and she goes. Why don't you just. Why are you freaking out and go. 'cause i really love my family. I wanna see them a lot. Just put a plan in place than on paper mark the months. You're gonna The week you're gonna fly home mark the night you're going to call them. It'll just make you feel better so if this guy is just freaking out because he loves his family. It's not enough to hold you back. There are ways to. there's these things are called planes. You get on them. It's cheap their spirit air unless they crashed a paper pocketbook. Yeah i mean there are ways to do it and the fear camp be would hold us back now. I in 'cause everything your life happened exactly the way it did whether you worried about it or not and if you just sit there worrying about it. Nothing's going to happen. You can you. You can do something. And that's and then the worst that can happen. Is you just go back to right where you are now or you do nothing and you stay where you are now with all your same problems so might as well try it. It's like the guy who wanted to be a comic. Like this is how i knew. I'd never gonna second date with a guy when he said i always thought i could be a comic. I yeah you can't you can't style. Nobody likes you but always said you know what. That's what i didn't just say. I wanted to be one or i thought i could be. When i always had the attitude i try at once if i'm horrible and i know there's no future in it as far as even joy then i'm not going to do it but you know then zero sum game. It's okay you try and also if you just got those degrees that means you're probably in your early to mid twenties. Which means now is the time where you can take that chance got. No kids got no kids. No wife no husband. Maybe i don't know you're talking about the dating life. Surely yeah now. You're free to try those things so yet now is the time. Now is the prime. Cause you don't wanna be that guy that's forty five. That's in missoula montana going. I wish i had moved to seattle right. I had only only gone to miami once while to wouldn't it be funny. If he actually was in his fifties and he just got his degree. Then just kill yourself. Yeah ok okay. this one is from. Oh the beautiful metropolis of plattsburgh new york. I decided show their no kidding. My storytelling show now called low. Losing it and also a one called fat chance and food and body image issues my website least limp and only dot com for information. He saw enjoyed my show tonight. Well that's good. I was hoping my question there. But i will ask and instead here my wife who had weight loss surgery in two thousand five. I was against it after it was done. I talked with her again. The weight she lost gave her a better image of herself. So for that result. I said it was worth it. That's very sweet. She went from two thirty and his now one ten. I'm gonna jealous right now because one ten. That's listen new brad slash accu. My question is how do you know what donald trump's fall sack looks like boy didn't see that coming well down trump's balzac the either. John is hilarious. I just wanna say greg in plattsburgh. I love you for that. Well i do not know what donald trump's balzac looks like brad as a comedian. If you had to guess. I imagine you're not a a trump supporter. Because no i seem like a very happy non-prejudiced yes spew hatred think donald trump's ball sack would like. Here's the thing that i've noticed 'cause while i haven't seen donald trump's ball snack. I have watched a lot of porn. What you discover is that no matter. What ball satcher pretty ugly power. They're not. They're not aesthetically pleasing. Not you you know i. It's like oh what is rosie o'donald. It looked like very similar to emily radical. Clint not that good looking and And why wild. I know i can't find one ever. So i'm saying is is is is ball sack is probably disgusting as are all balls. Yes but i would love it. I would love it. I would love so much is if he did the comb over with the poops. If the column over with the news. I would never stop laughing. You know what. I donald trump. If you're listening which. I totally think you probably are not listening. Although she asked me we've been motivation. She had prepared my relationship with my love. Of course i'm talking about putin. Now i was a power about i was. I was always taken it. Now if you're like. I'm giving more demands noon. And vlad is listening lovely. Love should've given this arsenio lose a williams. I must tell you you are a delight. I love you. I'm so glad to call you a friend. I was bemoaning the fact on a previous episode. That i don't have black friends and i'm trying to really right that i have random and i know my dry cleaners name. Pat is what. I think that adds up to one black person. Michael yo actually though told me. I was really actually kind of emotional about because i was like. I'm afraid to go up to different types of people because i'm afraid they automatically assumed my comedy was true and the which she said. Just take a chance. So i'm going to have to do that. But what i think is great michael. Yeoh said he'd be my friend. And he's asian and african americans will. I'm doing pretty good covers all your basis. I think you cover anybody with a weird physical ailment true but in all seriousness. People go see brad. Williams wants to get your website. Is that williams. Comedy dot com. The full tour schedule is up there. And do my. I'm booked through january of twenty twenty. He's so good and by this guy new screen door. It's he's really differently sad about go on my website by shirt by the cds by the. Dvd's so i can pay for screen door. My dog put a roger rabbit hole through it. Just one quick question where we go when you walk your dog. He's he very difficult to contain because he's very big thankfully my My wife while i'm gone Does a lot of dog training with him and he's great we've like here's one thing that i can apply this as a life lesson whether it be. You want your dog to be trained where you want your relationship to be good whether you want to succeed in a certain line of business what you want to lose weight it takes effort. Nothing happens overnight. Nothing you don't just get to be like no and then your dog is inslee knows english and i and couldn't stand that it's going to take work. It's gonna take time and the only way that you can get the results you want. Is you invest the time necessary so whether it be you want your dog to be trained you want you want to get that job you want to move out of missoula montana. Yeah you you wanna know what donald trump's balsa well also brad you're from comedy because we know from trump on my boat sank. We like eight sets a night. You know comedy people. You have to practice episode practice. Brad says about changing your whole life. I mean you can't be that guy who goes. I wish i was. Kelly ripa and never frigging audition. You just can't be that girl. You went to kelly ripa. I just guy that wants to be kept mind. When i read missoula's question but thank you bride your gentleman. I love you. Thanks for having me on your podcast listener. Brad on it's called. It's called the about last night. Podcast i love it but you always great about it ego lisa. Don't worry you don't have and to really talk about what happened last night. Because i said i have no social thank you i love you and we'll be right back with more. Let lisa. how time to coach the coach. Hey everybody welcome back to let lisa help the podcast in which my own clients. Call me up and criticize me or tell me what i did. Right in our sessions together. Hey i'm just here to help. But i'm also here to learn along the way i got one of my favorite clients on the phone and i hate to play favorites but he might be my original first. Client ever wayne are you there. I hear it's good to talk to you dude. What's happening well so much actually. And i'm i'm sitting here. I'm thinking i'm so nervous about i. You know. I want to be on your podcasts. So bad but i was really nervous too at the same time. And what makes you nervous. You know what. I wanna. I wanna do good for you because you've done so damn good for me. Honestly we'll listen. Don't wanna let you down. Listen wayne what i always say about wayne. I always say if i retire from coaching there. Three people i'd keep and you're one of them and it's so funny it's because wayne virtually is the guy who you would never think would want coaching. Because he's very he presents as very sort of blue collar and that is not to say you. Blue collar types don't deserve or want coaching. But usually when you think who's going to be attracted to lethal antonella as a coach it's going to be women in their forties and fifties who were struggling with their weight blah blah blah and. Not wayne this buff psychotic inventor and i was like that's a fact. I am embarrassed to tell people that. I have a life coach getting less and less embarrassing. Every time i let it out in public places and people look at me all strange you by the way they knew. It's you even crazy. I know and you you just. You're just a typical for who you think of as asking for help. So i'm glad you sort of defy stereotypes and show that. Hey listen. it doesn't matter what you do for. A living doesn't matter if you're a plumber. Abakar freaking comedian an inventor like you are you can ask for and get it so i'm really proud of you. I'm always also proud of you. You can tell the audience if there's little or much details you want. What's kind of the basic issue. We work on well. you know. it's funny. I just to prepare to talk to you. I pulled out some of my old homework you gave me. I'm talking like back in november and One of the first things is my biggest issue in the world is my youngest son's autism and meet dealing with that and some of the first homework you gave me was actually create a list of the things that dreams that i thought were lost in the grief that i had over my son's autism but then also to list all the the good things right right but when i came up with those lists basically even while i started creating the list of bad things i started crossing shut off. You said yeah. How like i think the first thing i had the first thing on the list was you know. He's never going to grow be married when he grows up and get married. And you're like well. How the hell do you know that. Yeah and i was like you know what how the hell do. I know that right right away i started picking off that list and peeling it apart and and you know the biggest thing about that issue again. It really is like. I have so many issues as we all do. But i gotta tell you. The autism thing threw me for a loop. You know. And i'm a problem solver. I'm a guy that you know. I run a small company. I'm always you like you said. I present pretty well although people know. I'm quite manic. But you kinda have to be to get my job done right but to really just let go and to deal with that. Really works always kind. The elephant in the room is that issue. It just threw me for a loop. It was like my kryptonite. Suddenly i had to cure autism. I had not just cure my son but find a way to cure autism. Find what you know. My life became. What is you know. It was incredible. Because i never until i spoke to you. I was always trying to deal with the so-called problem. But i never dealt with the grief you know. That's the funny part of it. People don't know that they can have grief even if somebody isn't dead so what we basically dealt with was this death of a dream of what dreams might have had for that child when he was born and then it's what i love is that you were so brave. You made this big list and then as you said it just like oh well. That's not really true. Let me cross that off. Let me cross that off and then list is really short and then you're like well let stuff that kind of is on. That list doesn't matter anyway. Like what do i care. If he's not a scientist like like that really justifies everything around for me. I'm telling you. And i've shared this now with a lot of other special needs. Parents like in my circle because we all deal with that. Same thing and You know. I hope it helps them too. Because you know i don't want it with a therapist and everything and she was good about it and you know i know i'm common sense guy. I know how to feel about things. But i just never looked at it from the point of view of the grief thing and even the same thing you had me. Look at my. You know my divorce the same way. Right the grief thing. And i actually found a lot of a lot more good things in the divorce then actual bad things because it's time to take the reins in my life and actually gets shit done. Yeah well i think also people think if you start grieving something it'll never end you'll end up depressed and never leaving your house and you see that it really didn't impact you badly at impact. Did you in a good way. Because you're able to just be sad for a little while and then okay. Well i'm kind of just working on it now. Well you know. It taught me two kinds of grief as well too because you know my my oldest brother. That's my youngest brother. Should say killed himself. Three years ago shot himself. You know marble thing where she had had some help. And that's a grief that like you know that death never goes away but you know the freshness of it all goes away eventually right. There's an ending there's a closure but when it comes to grief of you know like my special needs child somebody that lives the autism that goes on forever and so that grief is always fresh and i think like you say that's why people don't think of it as grief they don't they acquit grief with death mainly have greece. I had grief over my losing my first love. I go back to that grief. And i was like i wanted to see my guts out. I remember that you know what i mean. So grief is on all different levels. You know but until you deal with it you cannot you cannot move on. There's just no way whether it's living grief or dead grief you know. I think this is living grief there you know and it was great to you mentioned before about homework. I always laugh. Because i'm so proud of you. You literally are the only person who i coach you. Always one hundred percent of the time does their homework and they taught us coaching class. They said it says a lot about a person if they do or don't do the homework and it's nothing negative if they don't it just means they're not ready to go there. They're not ready to take time for themselves. You're just like. I am not comfortable with the pain. I'm doing that homework and you'll even email it to me sometimes and i'm like wow. This is really somebody who goes yeah. I'm frigging doing this. And i'm going to actually have a life that counts versus. I'm too scared to go there. Like you haven't been afraid and if you have been afraid you haven't let it hold you back. Well i will be honest with you this way and i think i've told you this before too. There's times 'cause you're you know you're extremely busy so there's times where we like. Don't hook up and hey you know. Let's let's talk three days from now. Whatever right and there's been times where. I don't quite have my homework off and i'm like thank you. God jesus you know that means. I actually have two. Yeah that's what i do. And i'm happy and i'm proud of myself. Yeah that's new count. Ability of coaching is good. Like not a threat. But it's almost like. Oh boy i gotta be spurred on to make this happen it when they told me. I got this podcast. I'm like oh my god now. I actually have to ask my fans for letters that they need advice with now. I have to the lineup. The guest now. I have lineup the callers. And i'm like oh that but then you see the greater good that comes out of it for yourself and for other people so it's always worth it but don't worry we all need a little push so and now i understand why you're so understanding about when i have to push it off three days. I know what secretly going on now so does clear my plate. Today i was. I knew i was going to call you. And i was like leading up to it. I'm like ohio. Don't begins cancelled for some reason i own. I mean right. Because i was so scared and i don't know you know. I do think that's what coaching kind of all about to. It's great i guess coaching i used to laugh about it. And say you know stupid to me now. i realize that it really is coaching. And it's like having that person to give you a kick in the ass right if it's the right person. It really does help. Kinda keep yourself accountable. Yeah now you know. Would you say that. Because sometimes with us since i know you pretty well but even from like the first session i was just very blunt with you. Meaning like there's to school the thought and i ask some of my clients what they'd rather i was would you rather me just sort of let you ramble for five. You know sessions and then you're just going around in circles or would you rather me say listen. You want to hear what i think this is. I got a hunch you married your father or whatever it is. Yeah well yeah. That's that is what you said i remember. Yeah i like wayne. You want to know what's going on. You're married you're okay. Tell me if i'm wrong and you're like oh my god i did would you. Would you rather to have come to that conclusion yourself or are you glad that i brought that up. I am totally glad. Because i would have never come to that conclusion because i would have never looked at that relationship that way. I just wouldn't have done it right. You know when you don't have somebody in your corner getting that coaching kind of thing. You tend to take the easy way out like if things are going okay. So hey i'll just deal with the badge ship not actually billing with it for years. I mean i masked everything with you know i overeat like crazy. I've lost fifty pounds. I drank too much. I acted out anger. Like all these things. I look back on now. Yeah they were all ways of like escaping actually having to deal with myself and all those things that i have through life by the way yesterday that i brought onto myself really is to like i would bring up stuff from the conversation that you weren't even calling to talk about you. Just throw it in. Like oh and so like i got out of the car and i was like yelling at this person. And you know me i speed. I go fast. And that wasn't even with the call is about like let's pick apart why you feel. You have to be so aggressive on the road so you just kind of went with it instead of you know. I remember in the old days when i got my shrink coaching. I like no man. That's what i'm calling about so you went with it. And i think people just have to know that you have to stay open and yeah you're always going to want to go down that road that the coach wants you to but at least keep an open mind. Which is what you do. As an inventor the best ideas always come like in the spur of the moment like you throw everything out there. You cannot be a. And that's what i told myself even doing this with you. This has been great. But you know i stopped telling myself this actually a couple of months ago but for the for the first few months i was saying you know this is really stupid. Why do i have laughing alley right now coach. Why am i doing this shit like why. Why am i doing this. Why is she doing this right. It was like the whole question. Like and i would miss it. If like we couldn't talk for a week right right right. And i would start using the things that we talked about like in the real situations stuff came up today with my mom. The same thing how she always. Because i'm the guy who has to solve all the problems diving. And i'm you know mr plan of action. She uses that to like make me. She likes to get me flustered and make me think everything is an emergency right. Because i think he's like addicted to that and herself and she'd tried pulling that today and i actually thought about it and Was able to con quel the situation. Yeah see recognize what she was doing even though she did not recognize it. Right because really. We're your job is to change her. You just change you and you've been doing that for months now. It's very impressive. you know again. You're never one that. I look in the book and dread you know i. It's very interesting to me. I'm trying to figure out what my line has to be on. Why do i dread this certain person. And do i really need an energy suck in my life as a client. Yeah we want to help people. But you're not one of those people. Because i think it's actually. I enjoy forward motion. Like i really liked that. You do your work. So is there anything in closing that. I can do differently for you. Anything that i left up with his or hurt your feelings for me personally but i do want to give you a critique not about how you handle me at all because you are awesome. Okay okay. there's no doubt anybody out there listening. Better no this is not bullshit. I thought it i at least lamb. Ellie is how can she be serious. You are most professional serious life coach. Slash i'm gonna say therapist i've ever seen. Wow i believe in. But here's my critique of you. And i think this plays off of what you just said about energy sucking and all that i feel that you have a problem and i could be completely wrong but i do think you have a problem saying not saying no enough really. You're like you gotta help. Every yes getting yourself sick and everything. I didn't like it as your koji is your student. Whatever you gotta call me. I didn't like. I don't like that. And i'm not kissing us. I really mean that. I thought long and hard about. What's my critique you that's my critique you better you bet coach yourself and start saying notice shit like my oldest son does as you can't help everybody but you can help a lot of people just by doing what you're doing now but you don't have to help everybody personally lisa. You can't do that. People are going to take advantage of you including myself and you know. I'm always go with the flow. I what do i do. I tell i'm gonna tell you this publicly. You could drop me tonight and it's awesome because you've helped me all the way so and i know that day's coming or it could even be where every six months you like. Hey you know for the hell of it. I'm gonna call wait all right fine. You are obligated in any way shape or form. I'm saying that publicly right now so but then. I hope that you feel the same way with other people that i know are taking advantage of the fact that you wanna save everybody. Well listen. this is a very good critique. you're right because i do tend to think i haven't quote unquote done enough. I was even talking. I was being coached today in my class. And i was saying you know. When am i done enough. Why can't i just sit around sometimes and it's like oh you're you're bringing up exactly right and actually you and i liked to guys. My women are a little better at you. Know saying emotions on their mind but guys learn and women from how wayne did when i was sick and whatnot he would be. I hope you're doing okay. And if there's anything. I can do in this. People like to be checked on even if they seems super strong so me i come off as tough and strong and that was very nice of you. That was totally cool. And what you said tonight really makes my day because the point is yes. I can help some people again. Everybody and i can pick and choose just like i would comedy gigs in the past like i am now with storytelling events. I'm just picking and choosing so thank you. Sometimes we just need to hear it so that's really awesome. Say 'cause that is true. I feel the same. I bet you so many people out there feel the same thing as you said. I love it once in a while when somebody just shows a little care you know what i'm now so that's awesome. Yeah social media now and every faith their friends and their you know what i mean. But there's no like human support. That's why coaching has been fabulous and by the way anybody who doubts that coaching cannot work over the phone fame. Coaching the phone is the best. Frigging i for some reason. I only do over the phone. I don't wanna do skype. Wanna look at anybody. I don't want to have them looking at me without makeup on breakdown crying and shit. Sometimes i don't wanna see you know and he can add this weird layer and sometimes i think also because i am a better listener on the phone because i have to focus one hundred percent that i think that works so You know i love this. And who knows wayne. I might find a way to help people on a bigger scale more at the same time. Who knows. I'm starting actually a coaching group online. And also one in person than mike. Oh a group. That's cute and then have some individual clients that i like. And just who are really moving forward like as master so thank you for your buried kind critique and thank you for anything you're up to so keep me posted. Oh yeah and wayne by the way guys listening. There wayne came on tony workshops. It's called when it's time to change and you're great because you participated your emotional vulnerable men out there. Don't be worried only guy their head. What am i good friends who i brought. I brought him to that. It was all women. And i learned a lot because i did not know that women worry about being seen crying the same way guys do. I never thought that. I never looked when i won't even get into. I learnt so much there and it was pretty interesting. Go and really share your feelings with the with this group of women. Because i thought it was gonna be an stupid. I'm kind of like. She's at a blue collar. Guy fell really stupid walking into a workshop. You killed it. Yeah and you and your buddy don who came with you. He said he might think about becoming a coach himself. And i was like. Oh this is so cool. The people actually opened up especially guys because even like the food and body image stuff. i do in workshops. Men struggle with that too. Like you said you lost like fifty pounds like that's a big deal. So i guess my biggest problem was seriously eating. I could not. I cannot tell you how bad it was like ten thousand calories in the sitting. i couldn't believe it. Well my doctorate so mazed by the change. She can't believe it Well i love you man back then. Those layers yeah. Yeah fix yourself and finding the you you wanna be you know and listen lights die. you know. i say to people now like how you doing. I'm like you know i'm really happy. I'm really grateful. I'm really thankful even when terrible shits happening. Yeah exactly stuff's gonna happen right. It's how you deal with. You gotta look at the good things right and next up wayne guts. What i'm gonna do when we start back on coaching your next thing next week. Here's your homework for next week. I wanna step by step plan for you. Meet a girl. Because i'm sick and tired of not getting late. I know only shit. I am lonely. And i'm tired of my left hand. Oh gross okay. I know i love you man. We'll talk next week and thank you. God bless you. Thanks for calling in god. Bless you by buddy. What did we learn who everybody was fantastic. I loved our show today. First of all. We've learned that. Guess what don't feel sorry and pity people who have it. What you think is more difficult. Because they've turned things around guys like wayne had turn around the fact that he has supposedly an abnormal child in quotes and yet he turned it around to go. I am blessed. And i'm happy that i have this great kid and there's no grief that needs to be unrecognized. There's brad williams who don't pity a guy like brad you see him walking around yet. He and his word is a midget but he can embrace it and go look at how good and happy and healthy. My life is and i have my wife and my dog and my career so people listen. We can get through it. We still don't know what donald trump's nut sack looks like. Hey if anybody knows call into the show. Let lisa alp seawall next week. Thanks for listening to let lisa help so avenue for more info on. Lisa's storytelling shows her workshops and her life coaching services. Go to lisa lamp. Nelly dot com. You can also follow lisa on the socials at lisa lamp. 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ACS (Part 2): Brad Williams

The Adam Carolla Show

45:01 min | 1 year ago

ACS (Part 2): Brad Williams

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One exclusions apply see store for details U._S.. Only News Gino Grad break all those crazy trump tweets G. grant trouble drunk fell down gene the news with Gina Grad. Well a former software or engineer from Seattle is in police custody charged with computer fraud and abuse after she stole the personal information of more than one hundred million individuals. Her picture sure is everywhere right now and I think we haven't you don't hear about the ladies too often with this capital one announced Monday that a hacker had breached it system gained access to bank account numbers social security numbers numbers. Police arrested thirty three year old page Thompson there. She is who is accused of swiping the data looks like a criminal. She looks like the beginning surname execute of it yeah. That's her honey money honey bunny so she's accused of Swiping the data from credit cards applications applications between March twelfth and July seventeenth. If that sounds like experts say the ten biggest hacks ever and it comes just just one week after the news broke about the equifax breach which affected one hundred forty seven million people capital and says it will contact everyone who was affected offer free credit monitoring wondering and this girl she tweeted something like capital one in their Vikings Orwell's Cowan their stage coach. I don't feel like their technologically advanced enough to handle the age. We're living in fresh. Show some damn robots. I don't WanNa see a stagecoach Viking. I just feel like cutting edge technology but a bunch of Asian adults just like at their computers going. We're monitoring your shit all the time with your keyboard smoking yeah about that. That'd be good. She was very open about the fact that it was her. She said it was like it's the equivalent of strapping of suicide vest on walking in the public. She's like this is me <music>. I'm about doing your life. Quite you know look. I said it a bunch of criminals we always think of them is bad but you have to think of them as lazy like they don't want a job like if you took most criminals ego I broke into the House and they ransacked the house they tore apart all the personal belongings everywhere and you go well. That guy is a bad guy but you really think about it that guy's a lazy guy because if you talk to did that guy in front of the house he was going to break in and ransack and I went what if I could magically just get all the valuables out of this house <hes> put it in put into pillowcase and put it in the back of your car. Go fine do that. I don't want to get bit by dog or by glass the whole identity thing and the whole cyber everything is the ultimate intimate in lazy criminal. Yeah you do it from the comfort of your own home. Yeah like like carjacking is fine but there's a degree of danger danger involved with carjack shop right. Two guards broke down. That's what I love about only in Mexico if he was in Germany Germany he'd still be on the run he commandeered to random cars and they both overheated one hundred feet one of the only in Mexico once upon a time in Mexico so criminals are going to do whatever they can do from the comfort of their own home. There's going to be more and more of that at this point like floyd floyd mayweather sound crazy for he. He says he keeps all his money essentially in cash in his house like all of that but it sounds like that you're you're insane and now with stuff like this. You're like maybe not the worst idea yeah invest in a good safe people well Katy Perry's dark horse. You you know the Song I'll remind you in a moment ripped off a Christian rap song according to a California jury Marcus Gray. He's a Christian rapper. You guys know he's known as Flame Yeah that Katy Perry's two thousand thirteen hit bit his song called joyful noise saying that the most obvious thing Perry lifted was the beat featured in her hit produced hi Dr Luke during the trial both singer and the producer and since they've never heard joyful noise but the rapper said they might have caught it at the grammys or seen it on youtube it got millions of plays so so the case will now move onto damages. She write the song I think with Dr Luke dozen <hes> I'm looking at Dawson. <hes> sorry let me think George Harrison has a song called dark horse right. I believe it's on his first solo think so so anyway so yeah. Now you sound like my wife. Go make me right so I have both of the songs for just to get the VIBE and again. It's just it's just that sort of backbeat. Here's joyful noise this talk about it. You Boys Been Christian quite a few years. Victory in place appeared okay points. Here's every song that Paris Hilton Place D._J.. And by the way I'm GonNa play the Katy Perry and then someone did mash them together if that matters a lot of songs of the same structure but here's the Katy Perry's let's go back well. We're going to run in this. A lot of people aren't going to write songs anymore. fucking put computer computer noise in the background and then put their with their voice your filter. We're going to run this a lot because both are non songs so many algorithms when you do songs send you have songs like ghostbuster steam and they got the new drug or the you can play go with that song sounds like that song. These are both non entity so both just fucking computer shitting out nothing and then people talking to a Roomba so we got no. There's no aim be this is a risky run making your bones the short generic popstar you're GONNA end. This sounds like a thousand dollars is in charge of this fucking case. You're both fucking guilty there. In time for fucking ruining our society Darkhorse darkhorse six songwriters three producers slow in for the doctor for dark horse sewer crew all going down Prejud- songwriters God six. Yes six people can write that shit took six people to write a grab moral. Imagine only took one at the same beat but you could hear a song that was similar and go you rip this off rather one. It's a computer farting Jersey which I never got nice more and he's so fine which always been weird to me now. They don't send a lot of really you don't think so not a lot of life. They sound a little alike but there's not a lot of night. There's a finite number of beats per minute and a finite number of chords and note songs they don't i. I like figuring out what song sound like like like we always talk about that. <hes> sorry can't turn it down but the ghostbusters sounds more bad soul finger sounds more like soul finger than it does. I want a new drug like that that I get <hes> my sweet lord and he's so fine don't sound a lot alike now. Maybe you can break them him down rhythmically into something but when you just hear he so do it doesn't I don't want this Kinda shit the continue because then I'm hoping it never bleeds into comedy where goes hey. I bid about self driving cars. Yeah Yeah Yeah like I do. One you talk about it too and so now I'm suing you the more popular you aren't you afraid of that all the time all the time it has to happen because there's only so much shit going on simultaneously late Brian the world and that's what Comedians do all right what else you got. Tony Stewart Nascar driver really got lucky. It's legit friend of mine legit smoke. Yes okay all right so NASCAR legend. Tony Stewart got little trouble over the weekend because of I just started haggling images ride namic cursing him for quitting just being the worst. That's when Stewart had enough. He got looking at a picture. That's me and smoke on his private jet. Oh you're gonNA love this he he post the way. Let me tell you something about guys who drive cars. They fight all the the Thai fight on the track like the ever want to throw down. Make Fun of a race car driver. I don't know about F.. One but NASCAR GUYS GUYS THEY WANNA throw down through down all the time yeah and so you can't you can't <hes> ring their bell. It was the clip let's see let's see my boy swag too. I mean literally running across. It's a parking lot showcase clean show yeah that was yeah. Oh you gotta you gotTa temperament and and also in here's like I read this article so the guy was mad data because he said Oh he came down here did one lap and then stop like he big time and we all came to see you raise and I'm like he's there signing autographs yeah right. If you WANNA big time you do you WanNa let like like I love it when people tell me like you don't care about your family I do meet and greets after after every fucking show every show and I'll see the whole line like I'm sorry to meet you for your ten minutes and you can go to Brunch yeah. Listen to your idea about how I'm going to be the spokesperson spokesperson for your new <hes> Many donut shop. I'm starting to do that but OLE SIS GONNA franchise out out there signing for people photos. It's the same thing you're talking about with the veterans who are going this is for your guy trump or whatever like. You're there signing autographs. Really you're going like I could. I remember doing a show in God. I think we're in Fresno and didn't like we're done assign. Everyone you take all the pictures you do all this shit and then a certain point you go all right. Everyone's got their pictures and sign and you go. I'm going back hotel. Then you get to sit as liberal yelled at you want me to blow you by the dumpster. What for me that's it? I don't work at the theatre later. I got an empty the garbage some of those dishes like worked on gun. Show at the Wilbur Theatre in Boston. The the show was an hour and a half and then did a meet and greet with everyone who wanted to meet me and that's a theater and we sold it out and the meeting was an hour forty five minutes that was the meet and greet and then some guy commented. He's like I invite you out to a bar toward you said no right done our you know our transaction is over at this point. I like doing the meet and greet. It's cool. I like I like talking to people like you know cure good stories but fuck dude like just gave me an hour and a half show and then an hour hour forty five minutes meet-and-greet. Are you insinuating that being on stage and then talking to which people is harder than sitting and laughing and enjoying top it. I think I think race card. I I think race car drivers especially in NASCAR stock car whatever are generally more aggressive human beings sure and you have to have that element point of this person pass me now. I gotta get him back. I got to get to this person so that is the wrong person to heckle yeah. I'd say Yeah I say well you know if you're going to the bake sale. Maybe heckled those people. You might be a little safer. They move they do a mass a NASCAR fight they they'll pull their helmet off and start swinging around hounding it on the windshield or the other car whatever here's one they don't do that in hockey they would. I think they take it off and waving around there's one nascar clip on if you guys could find it of a guy like drop kicking through the driver's side window the federal style yeah like the thought and then like some guy cut somebody off or Raymond of the wall and he runs jumps and does a full double drop kick the window and I'm like can isn't a fast and furious movie because that's a that's a wrong move right there hobson show you can drop kick car fight Don saint-denis get in here helmet off going to throw the helmet usually use rose this it's up to twenty car and delivers a we heal a helmet. Throw I told you cut the guys off fucking love it through through the windshield taliation talent they fight. That's my favorite scrappers. I duNNo. It's is good but just bounce it out. Ethically Okay Larry Holmes running over limousine long ways to jump onto. I Dunno spinks or whoever was a pretty good not in a race but still involves running over car among running that was a nice bruce double leg kick to the sternum. Yeah and I don't think those sprint dirt track whatever cars have windshield so maybe that was it or if it was lexin accent or something but here we go watch the Arabic Trevor Berbick and Larry Holmes Larry runs over a towncar interests you parking wingtips. The COP Ameri quarters anything Larry Holmes attacked him and it does the most athletic move Larry has ever pulp. Where's where's exactly swan dive? Where's wrestling announcer? Jim Ross when you need them. We Miss Lena broke him and was awesome all right. That's so great what do that well. There's a petition aiming to change the date date of Halloween from October thirty first to whatever the last Saturday of the month is smart petition launch last year by the nonprofit Halloween Costume Costume Association argues that the moving date of Halloween will be safer longer stress-free celebration <hes> so basically in theory it would mean Halloween would kick off during daylight hours not interfere with worker school schedules. They've already scraped together more than sixty thousand signatures more coming. Every day sounds like easy. I'm down with that. You know I guess I I don't know how it works with some of these congressional bills but they tax stuff onto them ORC. What are they hiding in some poor enough with the Goddamn gerrymandering with the kids ads? I don't WanNA see your fucking kids dropped off in my Nice neighborhood getting all my free candy day fuck and got to walk around their piece of Shit neighborhood and maybe that'll spark mark some change in them because of their grant. We've now figure this thing out where everyone just picks up their kids leaves. PACOIMA comes on out encino drops the kids off their hit up rich. Y get the peanut butter cups and then it's back to your piece of shit neighbors. I don't need that I would. I would also tack onto that if you're not wearing a costume. They're out no candy. There's been kids coming to my house this past Halloween that they were out with their little brother little. I'll sit there in the costume and then the kids just stand there in t shirt and jeans going trick or treat right you like for what's trick effort backwards. Dude basically looks like Ken Reeves from parenthood and he's just fucking standing there this greasy hair reference Abbas Aba huff GonNa fucking outfit then come back and have some bad at least put on at least a strange hat yeah at least make the make the effort of that one Adam Sandler rant on weekend update where he was like cheap Halloween costumes any put like a fork for an armed guy he he was okay guy. Look I'm crazy toilet paper head guide and he and he just got a piece of toilet paper on his head that at least that right I agree. Do you remember what Todd Jonah Reeves. Aspiring Profession was imperative that he wanted to be a drag racer. That's right right no money in that and wow we are getting into a time now when you say he's a drag racer you don't know right. Oh my God awed do do do they love themselves so they can possibly love somebody else. What like what are they doing that? At all so different course drag drag racing you hear the term some go some blow now that has taken a turn as to what to believe yeah like we are getting to a point where a lot aww young millennials are not going to know what drag race. You're talking about me me and all the bowlers were we're going to see drag race and you're like I bet you are the positive emmy winner now. Maybe this'll be there queer because queer meant funny a long time ago now means uh us or not funny ha ha funny odd that it meant gay. Maybe this'll be that yeah I mean we're talking about drag racing. I mean something else to us. You mean something else and it is gay so generally we've found you're queer. Everybody one more okay. Italian town will will begin issuing fines to individuals who blaspheme or Curson public as part of an effort to curve impolite behaviour into Newsweek. This is an Italy Italian we live show tackled sow Nata it plans to issue four hundred forty five dollars the equivalent fines to those who break the law the mayor of the town <hes> said that the law doesn't just apply to those who use the name of God in vain but all the Buddha Mohammed he doesn't like it. He finds it offensive. He wanted to stop however there's a few other laws. You might get behind that. He's he's implementing. It also includes seventy five other bands Halloween over there. I don't know if they have that okay. Sorry so when Megan REPEA- no is getting the soccer thing she's like New York kick fucking ass. Get House you find of escort Singapore also yeah that's right caning it. Also includes seventy five others like individuals who dumped trash in public places or don't keep their our dog on a leash. There's also a paragraph defining what hours are appropriate to mow your lawns going on with. Italy's tightening up like there was just a story that the pope explain Blaine to anybody in the mob like you're going to hell get your shit together now. Wow well I mean I don't know that seems to be there seemed to be roping it in a little went ahead and a little more towards morality or something like modern less with the cussing and a little less with the Griffin and maybe you could avoid hell like I it's. It's this. was that new pope. Is there a new well then you wish yeah cool pope told the mobsters knock it off to great S._N._l.. Hey kids do you smoke in the refund smoke for tower. He walks over the jukebox hits it and the Christian rapper mechanic lawsuit POPs up you know cowpoke cool pope well. How about Whisky Whiskey A._M.? Coop hope I don't know a lot about how effective has decreed to the mob to knock it off or they're going to hell is but if we can find any numbers was on that and that it's actually working next. Stop Mexico talking down there are on. They're both very Catholic countries entries. If it had any effect at all I got I got many other stops for him to make those are some of my favorite scenes in Imam movies where like AAC they're. They're just done stabbing a body in the trunk of the car and some guy says God damn thing goes down you awesome one of the best things. The Godfather at the end was having all his enemies killed while he's doing these perfect all right one one more well. A new report indicates that more than a quarter of delivery food drivers sample the customers meals before you get them. Oh Yeah is look a little light in the front and you can't put a bag of fries shotgun when you're driving without that right. Hand Conover is grabbing chicken nugget. They're not gonNA count that chicken there. Hi you got to get the smell guys driving. It was God's sake yeah right. The study examined the habits of both delivery customers and drivers indicated twenty eight percent of delivery drivers do sneak a little taste from the order by their the admission or are they secretly. I don't think they're nanny CAM. Mission is probably many more. That's right when asked if they minded if they're driver took a few fries the average person response was eight point four out of ten. One is no big deal. Ten is absolutely unacceptable. Meanwhile I almost ten go get your own fucking van okay the price of doing business. I like it when the laziest people on the planet or outraged by I someone movement what you're what you're driving around yeah what the fuck I'm trying to work job the star fire you could get pinch. You know what I mean on top of the or your double double its new. We can't do anything about Oh you think taking a piece of topics like like with the sausage pizza little balls assaults on there you could do that some leave a footprint though the Blue Moon Crater onion rings tater Tommy side dish and especially with fast food food when you deliver it the person's getting the food is more likely to just be like <hes> the guy that McDonald's probably fucked it up right yeah and then oh it's a victimless crime perfect and what about your drinks got that shake. They put that little arm one hit L. Fran area yeah yeah back into it. You can never really nail down anything potato. Oh based because I how many times you've done this where it's like you gone out to a Saturday breakfast with a friend of yours. I know it always seems this way you ordered whatever on whatever you ordered the Hash browns on the side and at some point when the things were delivered. It looks like his Hash Browns are ten hint times bigger than what you got a little luck of the draw like sometimes we're at the end of the griddle or whatever you got what you get but sometimes years takes up the space like a small small Kodner and then other times it dominates the whole play. It's laying off the plane. We're that way with. I had French fry bags. It seemed like they were bursting with fries. There's a little bit alight. When you order early we order lobster tail? You kind of know what you're getting 'cause. You're just kind of paying for what you're faced item to range on on the salad never counted deliver to poach from would be then K._F._c.. Buckner chicken was small John that and he got the potato wedges end the potato. Mash potatoes mashed. You gotta you gotTa work it back yeah well. They're theft tamper-proof Buck lids right next sentence off of the paper. The nearly eighty five percent of respondents said they'd like restaurants to use tamper evident lids and li-listen side. I could just get up off my own ass and get and get my own food but that's a bridge too far. You guys do this. Stop mucking up. Yeah you guys stop fucking well. They have all right so there's two things Brad probably knows we experienced this in Denver. The comedy works. I think put everyone cell phone phone in a little unlock it when we get done in the world of racing like if you're doing like like endurance endurance racing or whatever whatever something fuel they'll put a little wire and a little number in a crimp thing over the fuel thing that means you can't fuel inbetween whatever's somebody's going to have to cut it needs to be officially cut off the sweater when you buy at the store at the grocery store variety right. They're just GONNA have to do that with everything. Plus all these little douches spitting into the ice tea bottles and everything we're just fucking bubble wrap everything in tied ziplock and the everything on everything right and then more turtles are going to get more shitting their nose because we can't act like fucking human rights right we got the straws draws out. Thank Christ down on SIP ties. Yeah yeah all right. Let's bring it home. She got it. I'm Gina Grad and that's the news oh shut up the kind. That was the news with Gina Grad. I didn't know my ex called earlier. Kreil done again and Danny trae Ho tomorrow tomorrow by the way it's going to be log cast little bit range. I hit the GEIKO. Everyone's got the to do list and how about you add save hundreds of dollars on your auto insurance. You don't have to go anywhere go to GEICO DOT COM fifteen minutes. You could be saving fifteen percent or more on your auto insurance. It take that extra money and you yeah put it in your pocket. It is the best it is GYCO. 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Dave DAMASEC check here Adam Corolla over there ace I keep celebrating it and I will continue to do so until the first Sunday of February because for the next ext what twenty four weeks or so football football more football before games that matter we have hard knocks coming at US A._B.. vont has perfect richie incognito at all for our is the greatest hard knocks of all time I dare say Baby Antonio Brown. Oh a guy who knocked him out cold on a foot in a football game in a playoff game in Cincinnati literally. I mean you thought wow A._B.. Might be dead from that hit that had shot that he just took away his body fell. Limp vont is perfect now teammates and then richie incognito who got suspended for threatening a funeral home the funeral homeworkers because he wanted to take his late father's head Ed Richie so right so we forgive. What team is that the Oakland Raiders? Oh sorry yeah I knew he he went to the raiders. That's right I've exciting right yeah SORTA how the mighty fall into because they always take the lower tier teams and I'm you're constantly thinking about the browns or somebody who who spangles and then you go oh the raiders and then though the rare yet but they're not the raiders. Oh but I mean the I mean can you I. I'm I'M GONNA call it here. There's no way this isn't the best season ever. I don't know how this couldn't be the best one ever with the three guys I guess named Plus Jon Gruden Plus Derek Carr are who's in a weird spot as the as the leading man. The quarterback has to have a big season or maybe they then. They're leaving the East Bay. They're moving to Vegas next. It's GonNa be good yeah yeah. I'll tell my Al Davis Raiders joke which people seem to enjoy which is every every other team Eh The raiders insignia white turtleneck and leather weird leather raiders pants. She had black hair always wear raiders. There's paraphernalia raiders memorabilia stuff. You'd buy at the shop at the at the stadium he would wear that to the owners meetings or wherever he went he dressed dressed like a raiders fan not like the owner of the team and I said this would be like if the president of the United States it dressed like Uncle Sam like if Donald trump didn't wear a suit to the inauguration but just dressed like Uncle Sam basically basically what Al Davis did entire career and I would before that I support that idea fully and if it can't be the owner because whatever there's some dignity or whatever involved in require the head coaches of each team to dress like the team mascot I'd like to see grew out there with an eye patch and a helmet without a face mask. Ask on it and I guess his son has a weird bulk cut. I guess out Davis's son. Oh Yeah Mark Davis has I mean I it and I I understand from from people who know Mark Davis and are tied into the organization that he goes out of his way to get that haircut. It's it's a choice. It's not like the one down the coroner so that's why I get my haircut there. He goes specifically. He makes a special trip that I think is more than an hour away if not a couple of hours away to get that haircut every time. Can I say this about the haircut you guys tell me what Chuck Todd for C._N._N.. For for N._B._C. A._B._C. Sorry Chuck Todd Chuck Todd has an all aw come up with my Mount Rushmore of guys who have this but chuck todd's got the thinning hair so chuck todd does the forward comb home but with the high Def TV it doesn't work like it worked. I guys did that in the seventies when half of America in black and white the thirteen inch Zenith Chuck Todd Boy. That's a damning picture. They just pulled up in their of checked out. That's just a picture of Chuck Todd live like he's got male pattern bonus which is fine. You just go the Jason Statham route. Don't do the thing because now you know they always say. I think you're avair cavalier about this ace because you're not in that spot it's I. It's an existential issue when you lose the hair. It's never coming back. You Shave your head. It ain't ever coming back. Go ahead but let me say this. They always say it's not the crime. It's the cover up. <hes> this is literally the cover up. Nobody blames the rock or stay Tham or any of these guys for the male pattern baldness it's when they try at a comb it forward or do the dipsy doodle or whatever the trump move is or whatever that move is. That's when we make funny oh no one's ever made fun of stay them or Iraq or her vin diesel or their handsome devil so that doesn't really that that doesn't count really I hear what you're saying but if you're an average snook the more I I mean I think at least on par with the lousy haircut and the the holding onto youth and it not working for Chuck Todd a goatee and Twenty Nineteen <hes> I'm saying todd should buzzard off because it's the high def. I got a seventy inch T._V.. And Scowl through. I liked the guys it's fun also bad angle when he's moderating the debates when they go from the stage angle. It's a bad thing so when you go to the candidates candidates your from the ground up so everyone has a double Chin but when they go to the moderators there from the stage down which is good for a double Chin but bad for the male pattern baldness baldness a chuck todd's got it bad because the cameras up high going down. If you see me moderator at debate you can <hes> you can check that out also there's can you think of the celebrity that is now kinda suffering for the <hes> from from the forward who's hanging on when they shouldn't well when you see hair going the wrong direction. You know what I mean that right I wanNA know is is Al Davis Son. Is he doing that trying to hide something up there otherwise complete elite nutjob because he's picked the super unattractive. I think there's something to the Samson Syndrome. which is that if you make it with a certain hairstyle style then you hold onto like grim death for fear that if you changed your hair somehow your your fate in the world would would lower and I feel like that's why Donald trump hangs onto his hair? The the old owner of the Houston oilers Bud Adams had one of those heads of hair. That's like why are you still doing that with your hair in the twenty first century Oh because when you broke broke you were you had that hair. You're afraid that it's GonNa Change Your luck if you if you ruin that hair yeah the English actor here we're seeing Chuck Todd from the thing you gotTa let it go. You gotta you gotTa go full. Stay them or you got to spray on some top coverage well Wall Street. Can I tell you something <hes> over the last few years. I don't know if you and I have had this discussion. You know I started to get the flesh Yarmulke some years ago you know and it was a it was a point of shame. I don't know gay slang but keep going. I mean you can imagine we'll see right there. You know little little <hes> skin break in through in the backside there now my my my forehead is still nice and tight. I have a nice head of hair as long as I can stand above you but someone like you who's a little taller than me can see my shame my flesh yarmulke and so they they instructed me once I saw it on camera and I it screamed out to me it was it was a it was a beacon of shame directed at me right right and they said in the makeup room there at the N._F._l.. They're like here. Try a little this. They got the hook. Semi real good some of that topic trying to no no. It's not spray. It's a better various like pepper for your shish a little on your skin. Your skull doesn't show through right now but it doesn't. It's not like I paint it. Somehow magically sits on top of my dome and then why don't you just get like why don't you just get hair plugs back there and the answer is because I'll continue to lose my hair and then I won't have a flesh Yarmulke but I will eventually get a flesh moat around this around this fake hair island in the back of my head. You see these are the issues you are blessed to not have to deal with because you got a nice main. Thank you Dr Pepper. Though maybe before we get some business I have to add on to Damasec story about Mark Davis. He does in fact go to specific barber <hes>. I'm reading a report here from business insider that says that Davis travels more than four hundred miles miles from his home in northern California to palm springs yet it cut at the same barber why what goes on what is what is you guys. Try to figure out if he's still in Qom dot com. Oh I've seen some were shots. One we show you and he must be trying to cover something. No Sane person would make that choice but can you see the hair the flesh rush coming through all right take care of business. I will tell you the prominent actor Ooh the next show who to that so we'll look forward to hearing that tomorrow in the meantime though as let me tell you and the vast good sports audience about truecar over these next sixty seconds that's how long it's GonNa take me to read this this ad for you and that's exactly the same amount of time it will take you to get an offer on your automobile. Aka Your car you just go to truecar from your your smartphone or your computer. Yes enter the license plate number and watch your details pop-up. I might suggest that Mark Davis you have a four hundred mile trip to make this is something that'll have helped. 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The tender of this debate pragmatism against ideological purity moderates the group warning voters against nominating candidates who embrace wish list ECOMOMICS Economics Montana Governor Steve Bullock same people can't wait for revolution. That's a clear swipe at Bernie Sanders who stood at center stage ten more will debate tomorrow night. A Wisconsin man suspected of killing four people then himself may have tried to imitate the abduction last year of teenager Jamie cloth. There's some items that we found in the vehicle. <hes> <hes> the way the vehicles left and running that we're still working on analyzing that leads us to believe it's similar Chippewa County County sheriff. Jim cohost checks says Richie German junior killed three of his own family members went to the home in another town shot his way inside wounded the parents and killed the

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Part 2: Brad Williams  Coronavirus Scammers, Celebrity Videos and The News (ACS Mar 24)

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Part 2: Brad Williams Coronavirus Scammers, Celebrity Videos and The News (ACS Mar 24)

"Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla. Show on podcast one. Well we got a bunch of killer impressions from Gina Grad coming in who never stops highlighting her talents on this show. Brad Williams going to join us for the news. I will do GYCO own dear rent. Will you probably do one or the other? I'll bet you want to save some money. A bet you'd WanNa do it at Geiko can bundle those policies with geico. Geico makes it easy to bundle your homeowners and renters insurance along with your auto policy. It's a good thing too because You got a bunch of time. You're hanging around the House. You want to save some money. You need to save some money. Go to GEICO DOT COM GEICO. See just how much you could save. Make it Geico easy. They'VE GEIKO DOT COM. Do it today. It's time to check Adams voicemail. Yeah don't still hell. I live near fire station. And Yeah there's motherfuckers how all the term. I don't know what you're talking about. You can leave us a message at eight. Eight eight six three four one seven. Four four yes. Somebody tweeted me The idea of their dog howling sunny. Everybody is come through. Ran Down and handed me the freshly printed page Yeah so Damage Shack is here. Brad Williams GonNa jump on when we do the News coming up. Ooh I got a got some movies where they came up the titles. I so I had this bizarre moment where I have my list of movies. That always sort of thought of well. They must have come up with the title before they came up with the movie at the top of my list is. I'm looking at Reindeer Games. Somebody must've just went. Okay we got it. That's perfect now. What but so for some reason I never thought about it but the title hop out can aim to mine. I was like Oh yes. Somebody must've said cop out and went. Oh this is a cop. Buddy Pied ever movie. And it was Tracy Morgan I think. Getting in Bruce Willis and Blah Blah Blah and Kevin Smith directed. And so I I didn't like Tag Kevin Smith or anything. I didn't even mention his name. Just wrote cop out. There's a movie Cop Buddy movie. There's a movie where they came up with a title. I and Kevin Immediately tweeted back Here's what happened and and by the way it's perfect because you know you know like you know when people are lying you know when people are kids are lying trump's lying whoever's lying it doesn't doesn't hold together like doesn't make sense. This is one of those perfect man accents so Kevin writes back moments later alot. I think he did it again. Low Charles Nelson Reilly lodging the title. When we shot it was a couple of dicks which kind of all right make sense. Couple of detectives couple of Dick. But Warner Brothers. Made US change it when they learned networks wouldn't air our TV spots before nine pm like okay. That's all super specific information. That one thousand percent make sense Warner Brothers title suggestion. This is also perfect city cop which means nothing. It sounds like South Koreans named your video game city cops. I lobbied for cop-out which is a better title than city cops and that's what a couple of dicks turned into cop out. So that was my first offering and I was one hundred percent wrong Cop Out answer game at the end but I'm very satisfied in my answer so we got we got reindeer games. What else do you guys have? I have a couple One that is Beloved by my fiance probably not anymore since all the allegations and the and the arrest but ghost dad feel offering the dad who becomes a ghost older. I never saw this one but when I thought of the Title I thought Hundred Percent Operation Dumbo. Drop and this leary Ray. Liotta Danny Glover are trying to win the favor of this Vietnam village by getting this elephant back or something. Yes that was a big movie. I I have like the ROM com friends with benefits. Oh somebody had to just spit out that title. It built Built movie around it and then I like ones like this silent night deadly night right. And then there's there's a good one there's the Nick Cage One season of the witch which is a Donovan Song of a cop out when you do a lyric. Oh sorry go ahead Brian. No you're right. I I've got a few categories here because Gina you mentioned. It's a cop hat. Redo the lyric. I mentioned this once before Damasec. You'll love this. There was a five year stretch from ninety seven zero two where studios could not make enough rom coms that were named after popular songs. That had nothing to do with the movie. Leanna movie called addicted to love with Meg. Ryan Matthew Broderick nothing to do with the song a fools rush in with Matthew. Drive me crazy simpler system to Robert Palmer. Song movies ever heal someone like you the sweetest thing. These are all movies that had nothing to do with the song. Title this sweetest thing. If you watch that movie it is. It is a huge barrel of nothing. They kept playing that song. There is this stupid It was a Christina applegate and What's your at the height of her power and Selma Blair? If like Cameron Diaz you dance in your underpants. An Act like the coolest friend and the coolest girlfriend anyone anyone could ever could ever have and that movie was walking retarded half treading water. They really are the every one of those pictures you just listed off. Their ball is pretty bad. And I I was flipping the other day another one that fits that category inexplicable. Like what is the point of this picture? Exactly along came polly biggest stars Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston. Why do they who put that together like? Yeah it's like you know he's up tie and she's kind of like a hippie. She's a free spirit. Well but what happens like well? You know like that. He's going to be the movie. That's not a movie. Here's what I would argue is what I would argue with movies like that. When it's the thing where she is the footloose fancy free spirit. He's in up tight. Insurance claim danger assessor adjuster like his job is to assess the danger in any any building. Any endeavour anything so he's button-down Insurance claim guy who's going to talk about how dangerous it is to brush your teeth while walking. You should always be stationary in front of the sync with your feet. Spread out shoulder-length he's that guy she's miss. Hey Man Virginia slims commercial check. Like Hey I'm on the back memo pad. We're in Antigua and this is awesome. And he's like where's your helmet? You know all I want is at the end of the day she comes over to his he becomes valuable lesson. Get SUPER UPTIGHT. But it's always the other way around. He rolls his pants up and walks in the ocean barefooted. Fuck that she should go along with him. I mean the weirdest core sorta like inversion of south payoffs in movie. History is Greece that the whole movie is like the Travolta is this tough and and he won't soften up to woo. Olivia Newton John. And Yeah he puts on Letterman sweater. But that's not meeting. Olivia Newton. John Halfway she goes from you know little conservative like she switched just parts it up. Like she's a late seventies hooker. She comes Allah wows. Go and stuff. Like what message is that for our girls out there. That is one of the craziest most reckless pictures. I've ever seen that. If you stay believe make enough. You'll have the best Halloween costume. Ever listen girls if the foul if the Kool Aid India just tramp it up a little. That'll grease skids. That'll be it. I'm going who has made the journey to post a tude faster. Is it from the FONZ to Henry? Winkler today or revolt this character in Greece Stu who he is today as go. Danny Zuko. Is it Danny. Zuko to who he is today whose journey winter pussy. She's talking about. He might be a sweetheart now. It is rate integrate when they cast them that that Again that Hollywood in the mid Seventy S. It was like we need the personification of throwback tough guy. Hey get the five foot three. Ju also to be fair to Travolta in the interim he did a little movie called face off which is also on my list tied up with verse and He was Castor Troy I'm trying to think of who he was in that shekel. Now as he was he was sean he was. He was sort of civilian. And Castor Troy was. I'll tell you you're absolutely right that that were right. That is a sudden death to is one where they came up with the title before they built a is it Jean. Claude van Damme in Hollywood's inexplicable ongoing war against the city of champions from having wait who who does he beat who does Badie and the rams who they beat in that over time of the Super Bowl some team healer. What stadium get what what game gets gets attack by terrorists a Pittsburgh Penguins Stanley Cup final game. It goes on and on and black Sunday. The super bowl gets attacked by terrorists. And in the Natural Roy. Hobbs hits that home run in the one game playoff against the Pittsburgh pirates and the ball hits into into the lights up overhead. And while Roy. Hobbs and his teammates celebrate dangerous shards of glass. Fall down on the honor. Its outfield guy can do spirit. We may steal that helped defeat as he scourge back in in the mid twentieth century. And this is how we get paid back. I don't care for it yeah now. He's sound like Natalia. Hey let me tell you another one. I got one four eight and company here American History X. Let me play a clip for you. This is a little off. Shoot of what you're talking about. I like when the screenwriter jams. The title of the movie into the Actual Dialogue Donovan. If you would so. Here's the drill. I'm you history teacher from now on. We will discuss current events. We will call this class. American history x might as. Well look into the camera. Yeah like Pat. Summerall saying murder. She wrote America. Yeah that's sort of like when Wang Chung Sang everyone Wang Chung tonight that sort of like. It's exactly celebrate. That's a pretty good move though to be a band and make a song country hit the TRIFECTA because they're big country singing about big country and I think the album was named big country. Oh you don't do more big country than big country did all right I was listening to some Nancy grace over the weekend and I was thinking about her own. Gina Grace and it's been too long now. I told Kale and just go find clip of her and Jean has not been primed about. Well we'll play a little nancy. What was it from Kaelin? Was He on. Was He on fought. Was she on Fox John? Water water were waters world. Waterworld waters world. This was actually sent to me from Gabe. And I'm seeing. She's just enough Some Mike I'm not exactly consignment on working. She's on a Mike to might have been like doing an audio thing. But I okay all right well. Let's let's listen. Crimeline DOT COM investigator reporter. What is Jim Baker? Selling COLLOIDAL silver. What is that called sober solution and basically it's just been mineral Dover Nancy and he claims that it keeps her a certain strand of the corona virus as well as HIV and the sea that Federal Drug Administration has said that that is not true that those claims are off in fact this silver mineral in high doses can actually call egeria any our. Nancy speaks I do have one. Nancy grace this. Why sent you guys waterworld and told you it was on waters world. I can't we have stuff where we hear Nancy speaking. I also send another much longer clip. That's about five minutes like come through speak during I wasn't Halen logist playing sunny. That's all the rage with Donovan. All right well it'd be nice to have one where she did the talking because the name of the show she was on doing all the talking but We'll see if we can play that clip. All right. Well this is. This is difficult. Time found. That was there anything else he wanted to. Oh Nancy Yeah Kaelin fi stuff. Nancy talking. Not the person's calling into our show. That's Lavar yes. Sorry Nancy no problem. I know that you are a very busy man. You are in the middle of some sort a little comedy show but I have taken the time to be here and to talk to you and if you have any questions I'll be I'll make myself available to you for a minute or two. Well I do want to tell you that. I've not really changed my habits behavior. The prize is me not at all. Adam. I am Holding hands with my kids taking them out to society I was out and about. I'm living my life. Free freeze the win. The way you live at them is going to be the death of us all truly the death of us all. I don't know why you know what you do with your life. That's up to you but when you put them little kids in harm's way you know what you're really doing. I don't know if you've ever thought of it like this Adam but this is the real problem. This is the real saillant. Chiloe you tell those adorable little little gifts from God Natalia in sunshine whatever his name is to go run free in the park and guess what they're the only kids wanted. They are targets for child predators for widow lesbians on the straight at them. They're easy pick. Oh you're saying it's a numbers game and my kids are going to be abducted because they're the only ones that the park that's a good point. Yeah exactly what I'm saying. I'm not talking about the handwashing. Let let Neil diamond do that with his new sweet caroline song that he put on Instagram. Let everybody else tell you about washing your hands. Why don't you protect those kids for once in your cotton picking less? Well I don't pick cotton and I find that to be racist and derogatory but I will say heights taught. I will say this. I am hoarding toilet paper that I will admit to that that I I have a appetite. And there's a price to be paid for that appetite now. I do know that you do love a ask. Red Beet Salad do almost willing to give you a pay ass for toilet paper. Hord because of the tells me you've been doing that long before the panic buying started. Well I'm one of these guys that rarely even pulls a square off the role I'm apt to just wipe my ass with entire role I will take the entire role. Wipe my ass to fly mind and chuck it out the window for moving car. That's touch I can't afford it. What's the problem which you say into your neighbors is that your behind is more important than theirs? And guess what they're going to do. They're going to exact revenge at them. You Mark my words. They know where those kids live. They'RE GONNA they're gonNA make you see how it feels to heart to lose to feel loss. Ansi I I appreciate your passion on this but my thing is this. If you're gonNA teepee someone's House and I've had my house. Tea Peed. Sure you could do it with fresh toilet paper but doing it with us. Toilet paper sense so such a strong message to the occupants of the house know what I mean. That is do not tread on this neighbor. I'll hit you with some spent teepee. I'M GONNA I'm GonNa hit you with three little words that that that. I don't think you've ever really taken into your heart before because I can tell by the by the miserable disgusting way you're speaking. You've never heard the term love that neighbor. Have you not unless she's hot? Rod Neighbor's wife neighbors pig. I'd run a bang. The oxygen you got to love your neighbor Ales. They're going to come get your kids. I've told you this before. Not everyone's kids get abducted. Oh that's exactly. What the pair and other kid who's about to get duck and says they say every time not my neighborhood not my kid and then all of a sudden you're calling for that sweet little girl so you tell ya where are you and guess what nowhere to be found and you look out your window and you look over at the playground and there's just a swing and swing with no going right ball bouncing down the street town. Usa what if what if the scenario where the daughter gets abducted from the swing set? The swinging is just going back and forth. Swing just goes back and forth. But I'm for a nap so by the time I look out the window. It's now stationary and the message is instead. How does that work? Do you have someone freshen up the swing every five minutes. Or How's that work couldn't happen couldn't happen. I have to see the ball going down the street. You will see alone all bouncing down the street with no child running after gleefully laugh and play you will see a swing that's just been sorta or last name in seconds and then I'll see the Dutch shot of the on the ground. That's right where the camera duchess and we just lying on. Its back on the grass. It has never happened any other way and the time spent explain these things to you. Adam finally Secure that you're starting to hear message because you knew about the Dalai. I didn't know about the Dutch Dolly. Hey It's also game move if you guys WanNa look it up Max pattern. We find any nancy. Grace Kaelin hurts. Oh here we got some well there it is. She's on John Waters Water waters world. I think about it most of the people you're celebrity can't get a testing kit. Say do you really think door-to-door sales was like vacuum cleaners or have a corona virus. Has No. It's an attempt to get in your home and either kill. You definitely rob you. That's what that is now. A lot of people are working remotely. And this is just a bonanza for phishing scams scam artists identity thieves of all time. Because you don't really know who you're talking to. Maybe Jim Rogers from HR is sending you an email. You don't see in face to face a you assume him. People need to be really careful about the emails. Her answer is that's probably all right. Very very vigilant and for those. That are familiar with them. We fishing is P. H. I. S. H. I. N. G. which is a tried and true technique. You think you're getting a legitimate email from a CO worker and some cases. It looks like it could be from the government right. American Express it looks real and you hand over sensitive critical information like your social security your Dav your checking account your credit card and suddenly you're out thousands of dollars and it's happening all over the country especially as relates to corona virus and the only way I think regarding your coworkers do video conferencing exactly that would eliminate confusion. Wait start at the top. She's talking about The fuller brush man breaking into your Avon Lady. Yes that was. What was the topic? Just think about it. Most of the people lost your celebrity. Can't get a testing kit. So do you really think door? Sales was like vacuum cleaners. Or it's like medias have a corona virus has no it's an attempt to get in your home and either kill you bait. You definitely rob you that you guys salesmen coming to your door Nancy. What the timely vacuum salesman selling Mary. Kay is going to be out in this climate glow. I'm the chimney sweep. This is barely have happening all over society. According to the ice man is here. I have a huge block on my back. Your spouse called it in you probably aware of it. I'm going to put it in your freezer. Which dog-catching reason glad bottles of Milk Miss Awesome? I like that. She's gone back to the forties so the Fuller Brush. Guy's GonNa get your house and he's going to kill you. Operate kill murder. It's all it's all there and by the way as a celebrity not an alien but as a celebrity when they do all this shit where they're like. Oh you know what? If you're a celebrity will sure you're GONNA get first in line for the high tech medical equipment in cutting edge procedures and cheer? You'RE GONNA jump the line for getting the corona virus tasks and vaccination all that all I get is the celebrities more fucking taxes and half the country. Amadou's I don't get any visual fucking the line or kick a soda virus. You think that's how it works. They're giving out. The Corona has kits based on your age. I don't think so. I think everyone just says that. Then you get all the baggage of the celebrity really all you get is a celebrity as you. Don't get to jump any lines but when you do jump or when you do finally get served in you tip twenty percent. The person's disappointing. That's about all you get. That's that's what being a celebrity status shekel little. Let me hit Simply safe that's what I wanted to hit home security. Well that's what we're talking about. Let's be safe. There's two ways to protect your home that traditional way. You can wait a few weeks for technician to show up into a messy install cost you a small or Chin and then there's simply safe simply safe everything you need and home security at award-winning protection. Two time winner. The C net editor's choice award blankets. Your home and safety. You barely notice. It's there set it up all by yourself doing under thirty minutes and maybe an hour tops very easy. 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You don't get the you. Don't get the have conspiracy theorists when the entire movie is built around the fact that one guy can take his face off and put another person's face. You can't have castor pollock's Roy casting casting doubt on that anyway. Thank you for allowing me that I pointed that out that movie many times we all have siblings Shock you gotTa Sister Bryan. You've got a brother do you have? You don't have a sister do a younger brother named Adam Right. But we all well have siblings gene. Is there ever scenario when you're at Thanksgiving and You said Pasa cranberry sauce and they started. Pass it to you and then you got suspicious. That wasn't actually stabling. Almost never ashby GONNA thanksgiving. What was grandma's recipe for Mash Potato? You're in the movie the movie you're in the movie where suspicious because we're in a theater you're in the movie and that look exactly like your brother or your sister. Why would you ever question that? Or maybe we should start. Maybe I may I see Lauren. I should go if that is in fact your real name and then I reach for Scalp but I start tugging on it. Give it up all right back by the way you can hit them up on facebook dot com slash damage shack and Shoot tweet at damage shack. We'll take a quick break coming up three times this week with the looking forward to by the way last thing waters world definitely a show that had a name out security. Good callback and good weight and I will do that. We'll do the genie brand Brad Williams right after this break. All those crazy trump tweets G. Nothing is legit news with gene. A Grad Ran Williams is joining us from your home or his home. Hey is so nice to be here. It's nice to see that all up Jimmy Kimmel with me so Light so like everything everything is plummeting. How how you faring? Is your wife able the work during this no No one is able to work and we have. We have the newborn so were faring. Good thankfully. I saved up enough money but is you know. No money's coming in until at least may so wants to help me how go to a CAMEO DOT COM slash Bradley comic. You can pay a small fee and then I can shout out to your friends. I can tell people something nice. I can even break up with the girlfriend if you want to. I have that capability so for you. You know I'm I'm a little bit of a different boat I go out and do stand up periodically. Make a little money doing stand up. It's not really my livelihood for you more than the livelihood department. How many dates have you missed since this thing went down approximately I've missed at least three weeks of work and I'm going to miss about By right now if we get back to work in May this Kinda blows over and we could travel and it kind of goes back to normal. I'll miss about nine weeks of work toll so I mean you worked. Every weekend you would go out. Yeah and that's on top of a took three months off for paternity leave because my daughter was just born so basically I haven't worked since Since since December so yeah. I'm not panicking yet but I mean this is something real that I'm I'm not saying that I have it bad. I know a lot of people out. There have way worse in terms of trying to find money and trying to figure out how that's GonNa work out for them so I'm not saying throw pity party for me by by any means but I'm just saying this is something that's that's affecting everybody that had Whether you go to an office or you go on stage if you're not allowed I o pipe who work in the hotel industry That got laid off that just because they don't have that many people in the hotel so they don't need to pay full staff so they're laying off and so it's hard for a lot of people right now and I'll say things like a lot of people get through it but thanks and thanks for being on ours and I do a message. I've been wanting to get across what we have to do. Because we always do this thing where it's like. The federal government needs to step up and local government needs to step up I don't have a ton of faith and federal government or local government and I do have a lot of faith in you and me and parents and communities and listen everybody Wherever you're at on a socioeconomic scale you have to have something set aside. Shit happens it does. Sometimes it happens on a global Natshev global nature like. It's happening now but most of the time it's individual you injure yourself on the job you roll your ankle like I mean I used. I was poor for most of my life and I knew that I needed a way to float myself. If this shit went down like the and I you know listen I was guilty to. I didn't have a big savings account. Put aside or anything but like a version of this is when the ninety. Four earthquake hit in everything. Shut Down my girlfriend at the Times job. Shut Down My job shutdown. Her car blew a head gasket in front of my rented house and Locker Santa California. And it's like with your fucking manage for a few weeks without anything and I certainly wasn't waiting for Fema to come and set up a ten tomorrow so I'm just saying everybody in in the Pantheon of what can the government do. What should they have done? And who's dropped the ball ultimately the buck stops at you whether it's water that you put aside or two months salary and I know people go. Oh well some people are poor there. I understand but those people still go out to eat X. amount of times amonte they still go out and knotsberry farm or do things that you'd fault would fall under not necessity but pleasure and all I'm saying is from this point going forward. Knock that down ten percent. Put that in an account in have it in case shit goes down the all right Gina. Well little are renowned up. There are some things that are breaking at least as we are recording this a veteran International Olympic Committee member. His name is Dick Pound Heat Little USA Today That Sports Monday that the twenty twenty Tokyo Olympic Games are going to postpone likely to twenty twenty one with the details to be worked out in the next month. I mean it might not be one hundred percent but it sounds like ninety nine percent at this point when a guy named Dick Pound says something. Listen that's right German. Chancellor Angela Merkel is in quarantine They don't know if she has coronavirus but she was exposed by her doctor. Who tested positive. So she's quarantining Minnesota Governor Amy Klobuchar husband. John Bessler is in Virginia Hospital with complications from Corona Virus Maryland Governor. Larry Hogan said Monday. He signed an executive order. He Maryland's closing all their non-essential stuff as well joining the the big cities This is interesting. I wasn't familiar with this name. Something tells you guys are really. Are you familiar with the name? Dan Gilbert team he owns owns the Cleveland Cavaliers after Brad. Real ESTATE MOGUL BIG BIG DETROIT. Real Estate Mogul also owns the Cleveland. Cavaliers he apparently is downtown. Detroit's biggest landlord. He announced Monday. He's waiting all rent building. Expenses and parking fees during the months of April and May and for some instances into June for restaurants and retail tenants. That are small businesses. That kind of makes sense. I mean if he's the landlord in everybody ends up shutting down. What's in it for him? You know you've a little and get something back eventually. Look goodwill good publicity. There's a currency she'll ask you Dr Subaru which is made with love with good in a you know firsthand that this is important thing right into the puppy kissing booth when I need a tire road win. This thing is over because we have to. Because we're wired this way we're going to be looking for people to praise and people to crucify right. You WanNa be on the happy end of this of history when this shit goes down you want to be known as the guy who paid all your employees all the way through this calamity who gave your low-rent tenants a break on their ran and Blah Blah Blah. You want to be that person. Because you don't want to be the senator that was caught trying to do insider trading and dumping stock. These people will be crucified soon. As we get a few extra minutes to crucify people really have quite enough attention or bandwidth to crucify people yet. But it's coming. Yeah that'll be. Our next move is as everyone realized. Assume as soon as someone goes all right. Is it safe to go outside? Yes okay. Let's start crucifying. Yeah let's get back to canceling people. We were right you you. You had your time for way too long so now. So now we're going to get caught up and that's why I'M GONNA post a photo berry soon of my wife who is actually downstairs as I speak Making a D. Y. Masks for awesome nurses. That's that's great. Yes we get that up immediately. Yes you're right. The cancel cultures going to have a bat a backlog of thousands of people they needed have removed from their job in society. And they're going to have to make up for it fast. This'll this'll be the way to do it. Right New York City now considered an epicenter of the krona virus with roughly five percent of the world's cases in New York Los Angeles and and we May Have mentioned this earlier in the show. According as as we speak today Closing parks after way too many people showing up on hiking trails even though we were urged to get out and hike and walk around Mount the mountains recreation and can conservation authority which operates around seventy parks and overlooks announced. That it would be shuttering all of its parks and trails effective immediately until further notice as for the beach crowds. La Mayor. Garcetti has closed parking lots at the Venice speech sort of enclosure which is wildly popular. If you're not from California so to many people doing the Florida spring break thing and going to the beach and too close together. So they're going to stop that the relatively few people that are hiking you know what I mean like. Someone's heading up Runyon Canyon first off the healthiest people on the plan and all of them just had a fucking coffee enema there on a full clans. None of them have touched or byproducts or eating fast food these twenty nine year old beautiful people are in spectacular shape and have a great immune system. We really need to get them off the trail. Like is that GonNa make a dent in this shit. It's the only thing keeping half this city saying it's like going outside and walking and when you go walk around your neighborhood you just ask people in the streets and I'm like I do a fucking shoulder roll dive behind a hedge. When my neighbors walking walking their dog I say leave the trails open. That's not going to make a difference. Seventy trails and parks closed. So we'll see how long that lasts. meanwhile Donald Trump has activated the national guard in California also in New York and Washington. We have sixty thousand homeless people that are adhering to any of these regulations all like cordwood on top of each other on the fucking street right now you know encourage Adams to stay in their tents and not Grad is right. That is exactly what I was. GonNa say when they're talking about you know these You know hostels or whatever that they're trying to get you know a lot of housed to go and they're like actually now do we think about it. They're probably better off self isolating in their tent and that is a real conversation being had. I was making a joke. Scoping me if this disease was as the media is portraying it. Why aren't the home? Why isn't the homeless population? Devastated by this right now like there are thousands of them. They're all compromised and they're all on top of each otherwise. It's not sweeping like a wildfire through this wire. They're not homeless people. Well homeless. I guess three die day anyway so I don't I don't know what they die. Weeping maybe are getting remember they are dying. They're not going to ers. Obviously you know what I mean like talking diagnosed protest. Our guys a pardon me for sounding suspicious but lots of crackdowns on hiking through Runyon Canyon. No discussion of homeless that. I've heard like to me. My first thought was homeless. We have tons of people on the street or sleeping on top of each other all immune. Compromise are junkies and everything. What about that? We have a lot of school stuff shopping. Stuff trail hiking your parks. Where isn't there any homeless? I've not heard homeless conversations coming from the powers that be and are they not bringing it up. Because that's that's this happened on their watch and it's it's a failure and there's no answer by the way back. Yeah they might. They may also be aware of the day of cancellation. That is that is coming. One Minute is all oils over in and we go back and we find out which politician said round up the homeless people. Maybe they're being cautious that well. I'm I'm just googling it because we've made mention on on the news station. 'cause GARCETTI always throws it in at some point in the you know the update the first thing that comes up on the La Times L. A. To add six thousand shelter beds for homeless Angelenos amid the Krona virus. But again that's the other conversation is. Why are you putting these people in the same room? Help yeah I mean everyone's scrambling moving on we Intentioned that the national guards role in town don't let that freak out at least not right now because trump said the federal government has deployed hundreds of tons of supplies from our national stockpile two locations with the greatest need. That's that's gloves. That's hospital beds. That's mass gallons You know at this point. It's it's it's should look pretty normal interesting article I found about Staples Center and the alleged although I don't they're not saying it's alleged The La Times is saying the alleged damage done just by events at the staple center alone. Call the hotbed for Corona virus infection. as half the positive cases among NBA NHL players are linked to staples center Since the first confirmed cove in nineteen case in La County Staples hosted twelve Warhol Hockey Games nineteen NBA Games. They had the Grammy Awards. They had that full you know. No seats unfilled service for Kobe. Bryant Brian Staples Center seats about twenty thousand people per game for NHL Kings to NBA Franchises Clippers Lakers. The RENA hosted three games in the same week that Tom Hanks revealed. He tested positive. Eight players from those games are now undergoing treatment for corona virus and referring to athletes as super spreaders. Because they're hugging. They're high fiving their Schmidt saying and it's you know it's easy to transmit that way well with all with all the sports With all the sports that are not happening. This'll be some content for Scott Van. Help on sportscenter tonight saying top five super spreader of the corona virus. Just going down the list. It'd be like Anthony Davis with his wingspan niece. Spread the virus. That hundreds of people. It is a first round all star or spreaker sprayed corona virus. I can't I can't wait for that. Might be right a wonder. There's going to be an epidemic of baby going on now that every person who's an athlete is down for the count. I wonder if there's going to be less or more because you can make an argument that there would be last because They're not traveling from town to town sharing floozy. He's on the on the road. The real matters the spreaders they're not banging any of them on the other hand there Athletes in their prime they They have desires. That need to be the say. She aided and often times. One woman isn't going to do so. I don't know we'll see where this we'll find out. What Chrome Mardi up to? This is GONNA be. This is going to be a prime time right now. For side chicks. Who thought they were the number one? Once once a global pandemic happens you thought Ono. That's my boo Maybe not because now with right. Yeah who who do you? Quarantine with that kind of lets. You know where you are in the rank you know if you saw the number one girl but your guy hasn't called you to bunk up with you. You were assigned chick. Yeah but I but there's more plausible deniability like I'm just speaking from personal experience of your wife. Go where did you get crabs? And you go from the guy to trader. Joe's what I mean needs to be. It's it's not that plausible. You know what I'm saying right try. I've tried the guy behind the counter. Soft World Place. That didn't it didn't work as far as I know. But Corona you could spread your wife and even if it was from your side piece. She wouldn't never really be able to trace true. Yeah I also was thinking about. Let's think about October November. The baby boom. That is absolutely going to happen with all these doing nothing else. I think we're going to see a big baby boom then We talked about this. In terms of China it is happening in terms of the United States. Which Hey man. I'll take a silver lining The Krona virus shutting down industrial activity taking cars off the road taking trucks off the road. We're seeing these satellite images from European aid space as agency that we've already seen Wuhan and cities in China with almost no pollution. And now we're seeing them here as well. La New York Seattle when they show. These were heads satellite image shots. It's beautiful air you know comparatively from you know years prior. Yeah we're all inside. It's not at Canyon. Hey Max Patta. There's a song I was thinking of this boom of corona babies. We're going to have would say not over. Novem there Diana Ross Supreme Song called Lovechild. That's right never meant to be never meant to be. And they talk about what it's like to be out of birth out of wedlock birth right and it's like you never quite as good and it was kind of looked down upon you and you listen to lyrics of it. It's about a kid and the kid has a mom and the kid has a dad but they're not married and so there's a stigma. Societies are never love. Child never meant to be not quite as good never what they should or whatever it is. We should have a corona baby song. Run a baby so on would be like the lovechild song but it's like your parents only Fox because they were born. They didn't really want you weren't trying to make a miracle formally travels and he has his pick of the litter and he's got a piece or whatever but you guys were cooped up in twelve hundred square feet for so fucking long that you gave up your vow and fuck in he plowed you and now you're here. You're here is a corona baby neither parent and really cares. They wish they didn't have you. They had you anyway. Maybe they're a little bit religious. Shoulda got an abortion is good birth control. That's right that don't get me wrong. The kid will probably get very defensive in. Say What are you talking about? No my parents loved me. And they'll say isn't your Middle Name Cheryl. It isn't okay. You're older brothers. Twenty six years older than you. That's how they planned it. I've done the math myself on. My Birthday is January thirteenth. That means my parents had a really good for twenty. Yeah what is what is love. Child is anyone dos. And can you find that you're GONNA hear it? Yeah I can. It's is it Diana Ross. And the supremes said her teams of the supreme. Well if the audios better coming from those guys there that can be all right. You do right now. But it'll be the podcast recording. Yeah just you know. Put Corona Baby. Every time they say love child will turn it up a little mix. Don't be the one and it moves or corona baby. Quiet is good. Corona Bay always understood misunderstood. Perron obey ever meant to be been slow. We didn't have a mask or Condo. Yeah all right you can pod down weird but I think there's a song there banks eighteen eighteen years Kovin nineteen. Hey Harrison will be top for for sure. Yeah Britney Spears wants to get in on doing good or give it our best shot She's told fans if they need anything from her anything at all they just reach right out to her and she will get it done. I think we have a clip so our world is going through some hard times right now and my sister just nominated me. It's you help people whether it's a with a food or I'm getting your child diapers or whatever it is dam. Me and I will help you out. Also I'm going to nominate three other people and I'm GonNa Nominate Will Smith. Some scary and Kate Hudson Britney Spears know who she is. I don't know I think that's a really good question. Why did you put the old time cinemascope APP on your filming of yourself there? That seemed weird. 'cause I checked with my father who has conservative ship over me and he said that. Sepia tone will really cut through all of the No. It's Sepia tone may be a good name for my corona baby tone Corolla. Hey Brittany fetter line. Are you in Kevin how are you guys in contact shared custody? You still paying alimony. We are trying to stay on good terms and I am trying to be a really good mother but I really really don't care for him. Who was that a at the end there? I said I really don't care for him But he's a backup dancer and the father to your children. I feel like if you're asking me if he is the father to my children. My answer is a Oh yeah yeah no I I liked that all right so listen tax anew that's Nice Hey Brittany. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah I just. I just got a note from my son. He loves quiz knows so. Put him down for Turkey Mel okay. I'm GONNA went to. I mean I was also I need copier. Toner printer ink. Actually I needed to put in. I need to put in printers ink. We need a quiz knows. Are you committed to memory writing down? You'RE GONNA farm it out the Will Smith. Yeah I mean I just thought it would be a good thing to tell people. And maybe you know Generate some goodwill. But you want me to go pick up. Your Quiz knows well. It's not for me. It's for my son. I need the reach around. That's my that's what's on Santa's list for me. That's what I got on the dry race board on the refrigerator. I wrote reach around. I don't have a eggs or quiz knows jay or any toilet paper when I I did this video. I thought it would just be a nice thing to do. Hoa Supposed to New York. We are you singing a song or are you giving really asking the bird. Oh Okay Yeah I didn't. Hey you heard about corona baby. The Song Adam Corolla trying to workout baby we can hash. This out around can wait. You wrote a baby. How was I supposed to know Corona Baby? We're GONNA hate to see go. I got it is the right that yeah. Yeah Corona Baby. How were we supposed to know? Corona baby will hate to see ago when time. That's good that's good. That's a good message. Good it feels real good. Is there something you can sing? I know people are doing too much hiking. There's some some some you could put that the song like too much. I Dunno Runyon Canyon is no longer funny in Canyon. I'm spitballing you. Know what I mean. Danger Canyon Data Canyon. That's a good name for maybe Oh good yeah. Because everyone's hands are so dry from the wall of the handwashing instead of womanizer. Moisturizer MOISTURIZER moisturizer. Baby your most your resume. That's good. Let's let's let's focus more my corona baby corona baby one more time maybe even toxic because this era viruses right. I appreciate you Help a now okay. So that's how many quiz let's see if we can get Brian Caught UP IN TWITTER. Bryan do will Smith Gene ideas for lyrics. Terry you fuck yourself. No I was saying I good job. Gina and Brian. By the way to fatten we do. We have my Britney Spears or we'll have that for tomorrow I love it tomorrow all right all right. Go ahead John. Well there are. There are some Other singers that seem to be losing their minds. A little bit with the cabin fever As I mentioned earlier Neil diamond a little tweaking. His Sweet Caroline that? I think he thought would be helpful. Not as crazy as the next. GonNa play you but this is the Neil diamond. One go law region. Don't judge a along judge. Louis seemed soon. Yeah so that's his version but Madonna. I think people may be genuinely worried about her She did a little dance around her bathroom to vogue and changed it to fried a song about fried fish. I'm just GonNa let Madonna speak for herself. Here's the quote on go. Let's go eat some fish. Come on go. Let go eat some big fish because there's no pasta to eat some. She needs to be fifty one fifty two. He needs a wellness. Check two things about that one weird. Al Had the greatest response to that video. When we're now tweeted see guys. It's not so easy Ma. That's the number. Two if you watch the Madonna video. She's got a lighting up like it's not just saw that ten huge lighting rig. Yeah there's a guy but I in the bathroom mirror with a giant lighting rig trying to end all that happened with the Fried Fish Chic. You look saw the solve. The lighting guy heard the lyrics and win. Yup that's a winner Sen. Who CAN WE GET? Britney's dad to have a conservative ship over. Madonna's well like why limit to your family. I'd like to talk to Brittany's dad and I know she's a contemporary and you're about the same age and our chief share no blood but she's blonde. She's a singer and she's going insane. I would be willing to do. I don't even want to consider ship anymore. So I say Madonna could just have my dad. I Yeah Chances Yeah. They could transfer conservative ship. Like they slots fit at the be amazed at one minute out on stage surveyed. Very good point. Yeah I mean if you can hand off restraining orders I like when people make an example. That doesn't exist can hand off restraining orders to other. You're damned if you consider the deer boat. Yeah down generations of all right. Let's do one more. Gina Growl Right. Well let's talk about something else. Shall we We talked about a damaged mentioned Tom. Brady Brian was skeptical. So I just want to make sure that made it into the news that it seems. Pretty Damn official at this point that he's going to Tampa Bay Something we didn't get into We didn't have time. Was you mentioned earlier? The two Republican lawmakers that were a little bit of a tight spot after reports reveal the each sold off millions of dollars worth in stock after attending a senators. Only briefing about the coronavirus back in January Richard Burr of North Carolina. Who's the chairman of the Senate? Intelligence Committee reportedly dumped almost two million dollars of stock. Shortly after seen classified information about the threat of the virus. The stock market plummeted about a week after an Georgia Senator Kelly law floor who also attended. Cdc Briefing in January. She reportedly select by one hundred. Grand immediately Both senators now hearing calls from to resign and to unlikely bedfellows. Heo See how the problem with this and Tucker. Carlson had a big problem with this. He really did Really did To make this very clear that you know if if they have something that will That will Make this right by all means. Come on my show Earth's or say it out loud otherwise this does not look good for you. He actually ended was on ended up having Kelly. Louder for like ten minutes. I'm comfortable 'cause she's not fast. I have I have a little bit of a clip. But honestly it's unsatisfying. Because I picked so many there was no like great question. Great Answer Pairing. But if you wanted to see a little bit of how he tried to approach this with our we have it. Did it trip any bells for you? I mean you can read a balance sheet. Obviously it's what you did all of your life until recently. Did you think maybe this portends something ominous for the economy? Did that. Thought Cross your mind Tucker. This is kind of normal course for managing portfolios some some months you have visor and sells some months. You have buys sells. I trust the professionals at manage our portfolio. I don't get involved there. I don't have a say I don't want to have a say because on my work for Georgians we're talking about growing right now. We should be telling us now like let's talk about anything else. Look like Ann. Coulter's racist stepsister. It's not gonNA help that. I can tell you in the new world order not GONNA HELP. Hawker did a great job because no combative tone whatsoever but kept trying to bring her back to answering the question whether or not Gedid remains to be seen but he go no respectfully understood again. I'm GonNa ask you again and just it just chew. And yet they're well in the egging order the guy he looks the most guilty now. Obviously he was invited to come on the show as well so not showing it. All is your first. Admission of GEL showing up in dodging questions still looks a little shady. But at least you showed up at all that to me is the worst second and third places probably Dianne Feinstein. Because her her husband I think was the guy who was doing some of this stuff as well. Although Dianne Feinstein had a Chinese driver who was made is like an eight Egypt at some point and it just all kind of went away. Yeah Dianne Feinstein. A year ago. People were talking about her. Having a like a Chinese nationalist China's national her husband finds her husband's deep into China. Like has a lot of business going on over there. They had a driver and the driver ended up being made some sort of. We're not sure form of spy or something. They never really got to the bottom of it but it was Kind of a dicey story that Media was not not that interested in but there is a Dianne Feinstein Chinese chauffeur double agent situation out there. I don't know if they let the guy go or what it is. You're saying he was a secret Asian man he was a secret they gave him in the long run. Yes someone can find that but yeah the guy looks super guilty because he just went to the meeting so the guy went to the meeting heard that the corona virus was going to be a shit show the dumped all the stocked then to compound things took to twitter and addressing. Other people telling them it's not as bad as it's made well the fact that you dumped all your stock that lets me know that maybe an some of the people not only dumped all their stock and American Airlines but bought stock in communicating zoom. Like we're doing right now. That's right except for none of us own any stock right but I always do feel I look. I made the same argument with Martha Stewart. Like if somebody told me. Hey you know your own all the stock in Schwinn bicycles and I'm like yeah you know. There's a new thing coming down the pipe. Or they're going to outlaw cyclists and get rid of the cycling lane Let me make a phone call. Like they're horrible people but what would all of us do we found out something idea now? You're going to get made Martha Stewart. I think God I know who I was talking to about it. But Martha Stewart didn't nearly do with these guys are accused of doing and if they just have an ethics committee decide on it. Nothing's going to have a slap on the hand. My feeling is is if the federal government can lock up Martha Stewart for her. Nothing Burger than we find out. These people really did this. They need to go somewhere. It's not enough. They'd have an internal ethics mean for everyone on the hand and move on I. Yeah I think more importantly we have to find a way for the rest of us to be able to invest in the industry of Cam girl. Because we can do that. We'd all be making bank right now because those girls are making a lot of fun right all right. 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For the senator. Can we start on China allegation or that happened that that will happen but the allegation that it was actually a spy is unproven the FBI so they didn't have enough Anything of substance. It's I know everyone is so hell bent on divesting from Israel but we work on a little China divestment. I don't know I don't I you know I'm not. I've never been to Israel but I don't think they're potentially problem. Problematic has China is. I'm just saying if you're for Israel divestment should be China divestment let the answer is the same as the NBA China's number one number two economy in the world. Israel's thirtieth I'm guessing right we don't but but here's what I'm saying we don't get a whole lot from Israel are we don't need Israel is let's say as bad. We're not business dependent whether you're pharmaceutical company or the NBA. People could go well politically. Who's farther part? Who's WHO's a greater chasm between sort of cosmic leave in the NBA and Upjohn Murph is earned? The answer is their way apart but they do have one thing in common like fucking month. Gerald cyb agreed to leave China out. But there's a lot of Jack offs in this country. That went to from Israel. Lomb saying is be consistent that let's see if we can work the same thing with China it's GonNa take a while. But wouldn't it be nice if we manufactured our own pharmaceuticals and made our own equipment here and if the shit went down we didn't have to count on China home of the awesome wet market. That would be the absolute most polite way I could divorce. My Wife is saying I'm looking to divest from China and she's Chinese. Right she yes. She's Chinese a book. I I knew I knew Asian but I wasn't sure so it's one of the bad ones. I know that not know that I'll tell you who had it right. Though man you look at those old johnny quest cartoons they had their villains. 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ABOUT LAST NIGHT #519: BRAD WILLIAMS

About Last Night

48:23 min | 8 months ago

ABOUT LAST NIGHT #519: BRAD WILLIAMS

"Fuck yeah that we're GONNA figuring out how to survive technology boy web. I already had my bourbon earlier. Right boy you get Corentin Dad. Yeah in the Amazon. And that and that's why we are recording this at eight thirty six as man at nine. Pm It's like that. Is that rob at that? Is a shutdown. Now let me ask you this do because I've once I got pickles. Which sounds like what we're going to be saying after we overcome the corona virus. And the next thing you yeah that's a slang for a brand new STD man. I went down to Kabul San Lucas. I've got the pickles man. Yeah Dude I got too many puppies. I don't know what to do with Yeah I you know look it's I I've never even before having a dog and not having kids made the comparison of the dogs like a kid but I will say this and we've talked about this. We talked about it a bunch before you had your beautiful daughter that that there is an adjustment schedule-wise yes oh with a dog that at least preps you were the kid world because pickles has made me go like you saying nine and being like I go into. That's what I'm going to bed. I go That does sound good. And it's you know I'm happy because yeah and it's weird just because Yeah I made a few posts about how dog wakes up at six thirty in the morning. You doesn't care what time I got back. I mean echina- Times back in times when you go out and go to the comedy store. Come home at like two thirty in the morning waking up at six thirty in the morning going. I gotta go outside. Know that's GonNa wake up and do that have you do you? Do you put on pants. When go diego do his business you like? If he's not long pants why should I? That's my whole thing I do that. Diego has kept me fit during this whole quarantine thing. 'cause I walk that dog twice a day or I should say he walks me twice a day. Yeah I don't I don't control where. He goes eight pound pitfall. He goes wherever he wants to go. But I I will save before Like 'cause I've had dogs in the past or way smaller and win like for instance. I do walking my childhood dog which was a tiny Schnauzer The Dog would like start to pee on someone's yard they'd be like my yard. What do when Diego started peeing on someone's Yard no-one say Shit it's great. Whoa why because they're afraid of the pit bull is he's huge. It's all he's a big fucker. Yeah I mean don't get me wrong. I'm not a monster like hoops in Summers Yard. Of course I pick it up. I got the fags I that'll thing but yeah I if you if if he pees on your trash can all right. That's readers decide to be at. Yeah Yeah Hey it's your trash can. Yeah maybe like pickles. This logic last night she was eating Pieces of toilet paper and stop and go pickles. Singer this goes. Hey if you don't mean eat toilet paper don't be dangling it in front of me it's a thing to eat and I'm GONNA eat it if it's there because I'm your dog is just trying to cut out the middleman because your dog is just trying to eat toilet paper then when the dog shits as already well liked the logic of it right at the good. That's the good dog logic. How are you surviving with the lack of standup not? Well this helps. This helps a lot if I have people. I am trying to be really cognizant of doing things like this with you and I have a benefit of even if we have a ten minute. Catch a phone call. We'll be making jokes and trying to make each other laugh and things like that. You have to make sure that you have those with those people and then like this too. Because that's the kind of the only comedy muscle flex other than that is close to stand up or like you last night which I'll be doing tomorrow and I want to hear about your experience. The the the stand up to no one which is still an audience is watching but to get that interaction back and forth. I didn't re- I mean I don't know it's just it's it's you know it's almost like the Sonics leaving. Seattle. It's something I never thought. Be taken away from me now. We know one. Are You doing the laugh factory? Stand up for no one yes and I did. I've done a few skype like things for people like I just did one for these people that started show up in Shallan which is a up eastern Washington and and they did a thing for it says very small city and so there's they had about five hundred. Basically everyone in the town was watching this thing. And they're like we're trying to raise money for our company. The comedians whatever. And so there's a bunch of those like that that I'm starting to do and if I had a little reputation for it but like you know Shipman factory thing you were telling me it was like their Shit Donna. People watching and able to you weren't able to find a way to to use it and and to fill some of the void in just when you realize like so for those who don't know the laugh factory does a instagram live. Every day at two o'clock civic time and Us UP ON THEIR GRANDMA. You see a comic onstage talking now. There's nobody in the audience as they're just talking to you and there's no laughter but hopefully they're saying Entertaining things I would say My advice is not to treat it like a stand up set. It looks really weird. If the person is hosing laughs do go. Yup Like A. I saw a one comic. I won't mention their names but they will Kathy Griffin no but even stopped after a joke and you can tell they do this every time they'd stop and go you know what I'm talking about. Oh No don't we know what your dog. Now that's amazing you did. Tell me at one point you were going to look directly into the barrel. The camera and I- upon hearing that I go. Oh yeah that's not a bad move and then I thought about it and I go. That actually seems like it might be a little too like. Hey you get the joke like right into your soul because part of the thing that people like in life Santa Biz that you sometimes like. You're the person's talking to the group and when you get direct eye contact I mean nine hundred ten times I think when you're onstage looking at an audience member don't you see them going like this like but then you can see behind. There is that they're like please. Stop Your doctor me. Oh Yeah. They're definitely they're definitely thinking that in like the when people when you make contact with someone in your age. It's like they're making eye contact with a movie screen. They're not realizing. Oh that's human right. Yeah that's a that's someone who's actually looking at me checking my phone or picking my nose or do whatever as alert. That's Brad's new. Closer checking us out picking those. I don't give a shit about you guys can I? Now where did you do? Did you do old bits? Would you do yeah I just did? I just didn't really all I did won't bit and then I did a bit. That has just kind of phased out of my act that I haven't a special in that I haven't it won't be in the next one. Just Kinda IT'S GONE. It's gone away. I've written on your stuff so I've just I just put that out there so in case there is someone who does that. I don't even know how to do this but people can rip from instagram. Lives in the outed up somewhere. And if you do that all right for fuck you but secondly like I. I WANNA make sure that if they did that. I didn't have a one of my best new bits being done in front of no audience that you did find that the I don't know the lack of laughter. Obviously there's people in the club that are chuckling long to give you some response right. Yeah there's three. I had three people so it really brings you back to like win. I started the laugh factory sixteen years ago and doing open MIC nights. It's like yeah that kind of response where it it. It just made me think well sixteen years in comedy through Res Specials. Right back where I started literally in the same building crowds. When did you? When was your first time at first of all that is that is something that you look people. Ask Me sometimes in doing standup of friends. That go do you. Do you ever not do well. Go look at. This is going to sound cocky but it's like no because at this point I either even if I did it. All crowd work said or an all set a new material. I know that I'm funny enough to have it. Go to not walk off being like. Wow I might quit tonight. That might have been you know what I'm saying. Yeah you're every comedian. You say the same thing that you just get to a point where you go I trust and that ultimately is what anybody wants to trust yourself enough to handle anything or or be funny no matter what but but it it is easy. Think about that feeling. It's not something that we think about having to go through it anymore. And when you do you have to recognize like it's the quarantine. It's the virus. This isn't back here in that. And that's actually a new bit that I'm working on is now. You can use corona virus as an excuse for anything like literally anything where long a its yield college right. It's it's it's the new that yeah it's like you you never called me back and Oak. Rotavirus Corentin yeah wh- warranty and then when you don't perform well which you lady it's like. Hey he couldn't get it up. Act rotavirus yeah. Yeah I and that it's just did you. Did you do some topical stuff you have to write? It's two Friday. Yeah I mean you have to. You have to like you're doing a set in an empty comedy club because of a worldwide pandemic. It's just go there and be like see what was in the news. Yes only grow virus in the news right now so it's GonNa be like when trump was elected like everyone for the first few months when we come back is going to be like. Yeah boy how much tour the paper do we need? It's good to know that when the world comes on and all we gotta do we want to do is wipe buds. Change my delivery. That's GONNA sound. That's like the hybrid child of dice and Sebastian. I do want to hear. Are there certain comedians that you think about during this time that you go God? I wish I can't wait to hear their take on it or I can't wait to. I wish they would post them. you know not not just in podcast form like. I saw bird with Kimmel and Kimmel pulled up to his house. You see that I do. Not but now I WANNA see whatever. Burr does this genius because I was like. What is. I'm sure in his podcast. He's been ripping on things. But I go. I want to see him again. Podcast by yourself is different than than even stand up or couch interview because you need a physical person. The playoff is going to get Moratti. I feel like so Kimmel's up his car and burs like he's been all positive about it and more time with his daughter and this and that and it's all fun and Jimmy Kimmel's like well the edge of burs really going away during this whole virus and then he goes is. What are you doing for food? He goes he goes he going grocery store he goes he goes on a bunch of what's up people confidence sneezing on my fucking bagels. He goes. I'M GONNA risk it with one guy or you know the way. He said he goes. I'm GonNa roll the dice with a one post. Made Guy he goes. He's got it back because but I ain't GonNa go people he's like. I'm just going to roll. This is the one guy bringing me. My food hopefully washed his hands at some point. But it it. It's so funny because this whole virus is obviously the people are. The most affected are the elderly in the end. Compromise in like. I've had two instances where the yell at old people because they are giving shit. I My Dad Our phone with him and he goes yeah. I was feeling kind of cooped up so I went to the dollar store. Unlike Dan literally were the most hands are almost eighty you are. Immune compromised your cancer survivor year. One Ashley your chips should've just called it. The Williams virus don't go outside like Oh my God it. My friend's mother way real quick real quick real quick her. What did he get at the dollar store? What did he risks? What what did he risk is fucking life for knockoff? Root Beer whilst you go to the dollar store spent ache from Adam Ray. Well the knockout Rubio and it was my meds call. You know it was funny dude. That's so funny knockoff. Beer way what was it called like shoot. We're not A and W it's like being. Why Root Beers God? Not Dad's letters to the old so funny. Oh that's good and some good uncles. Rupe nobody wants that. How how many times you see them. Twice a month twice a year he always has a weird concoction that he calls uncles root beer like. I'm pretty sure that's vodka in it. And he gave it to me. I'm six he goes. You want an uncle's float and the extra twenty five cents. Get the brand we. I don't get but so what did you do My aunt went to COSCO. She is also over seventy immune. Compromise went to Costco. Why 'cause they're coupon was expiring? Oh my God you can't write this shit. I mean again the things that matter when shit hits the fan shaped probably went through her coupon book and was like fuck. What do I gotTa Get rid of right? Because we're all thinking like what are we gotta clean or or or US up the food. I gotTA drink all the the milk in the fridge. 'cause fucking it's you know. She said it with when when when when I said why did you go to Costco. She said because my coupon was expiring with the same amount of confidence that a doctor does win. When you go. Why did you take a pen? And Stab the child in the neck to make a tracheotomy and they'd be like 'cause they couldn't breed dogs. She said she's like yeah. You go you go to Costco. And you risk your life because your coupon is expiring own. God do it's yeah now I would get it and if if my father or my aunt were in a suit were in a situation. Where like Maybe they couldn't make maybe a ubereats didn't exist or Amazon groceries didn't exist like we have were were were in this quarantine situation but we are the most prepared to be Gordon situation. We are designed to stay at home right now. You can get groceries delivered of every TV show in the history of man that is on that that is just waiting for you to watch Internet videos all that like you do not have to leave your house and yet equally still dislike uncles root beer up if you don't sell if you don't start uncles root beer and sell it or by the way that is a that is a great bit. How much are you? How much are you starting to think about? Cannibalism well Being that I only have one see I was GONNA say only my wife and my daughter are in the house but then my mother-in-law does come to visit so maybe just bed. Have you guys been cooking a lot? when I say we've been cooking I mean my wife has been good gig course tonight. She made a curry pot pie from scratch and it was unbelievable. I'm GONNA take another hit of this only so I can go. My mouth was something. That's not the salivating. I was doing overhearing. You say. Curry Potpie Dude. You little high. You literally said three of my favorite words. Yeah exactly in IT IN ORDER. It was great. So that's that's amazing having wipe. That can cook. What a game changer. oh I've been talking Dude this friend of mine. Who's a single and just by himself in in in his apartment and he can't cook. I'm like what are you eating? You goes like I've had like sobers. Lasagna like three times this week in like secretly jealous because I liked overs lasagna. Of course the same time. It's like okay. I see what you're I see what you're working and thinking about. What a time like if there's ever been a time to figure out how to cook. Yeah it's now also thinking about the husband's out there that did fucking just pick wrong and have a wife that does not know how to cook. They are so bummed right now. Were there like it's for whatever reason that didn't come up in conversation on like date eight. You know saying that you like to cook you know. That's an easy throwaway. Get to know your question. But he just didn't think of it here. He is now quarantined marriage. And he's like well about all this food. What are you GonNa Cook up? She goes I get some honey nut cheerios. And he goes well. Yeah Guys Adam right here for the about last night podcast. Hope you're enjoying the episode man. It's good to be back and you know what's the best part about being back? Is Sharon the goodies with you? The fans I love candles. Okay you know. From listening to this podcast. 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Is Everybody farts and candles are great way to get rid of that now? Back to the episode. You know there. There's definitely that where I mean and I know this. This observation has made before. But it's like nine months from now. It's it's a baby or a divorce that's what you got you e- You and which is the great circle of life because you come together you get closer from being so in such force proximity you bang it out a lot more and then you're feeling in love. You feeling inspired. Why should we have a kid? You have more time. It's like when Bill Gates came up with poop water. You know when you have enough time me out when you have enough time to think of stuff and really put your all your energy on it. You'RE GONNA go. We should have a kid and they have that kid and then by the time things open up and they have the kid they look at each other and they go. I Hate You. I hate you all right. I'll see you later. Yeah now don't have the kid now because then everything opens up. You'RE GONNA have the kid and now you're GonNa want to go outside. Oh can you imagine yeah now now the world is your oyster. Sports is back every concert. Every every tour has been rescheduled October's As fuck like every October is going to be the new dude. Bring Prince back from the dead just to change party like it's nineteen ninety nine to party like it's post quarantine. October every day of October is going to be something crazy. And then and then you're GonNa have the kid or or or or the girl or the wife is pregnant like it's and now you gotta be Home Rabih or be back good. Good thing about the land at that way. Not Don't be smarter and think about the Corinthian Christmas movies. That are awaiting us in the wings. Hallmark must be stroking their Christmas Cox. Right now thinking about the stories that they can write between people that can't see each other risk their lives meet up in a park. He gets you know he gets a forty below zero hand job and then they both pass away notebook style. And you go boy. Hallmark has gotten dark all dark table for one Speaking of the movies that are being made about this time there has to be a tiger king. Movie this has oh yeah. Did you not see the video I sent you? I thought okay I did. It did it. Gets you more excited about the idea? Yes because now good. I saw your video which Everyone should go check out in. It's a Bayton it's basically a bunch of you in your friends doing impressions of actors. Who could be playing those parts? Yes I mean could be somewhere. A little insanely ambitious but for the joke. It's funny Morgan. Freeman as fucking Rick. Kirkman would actually be phenomenon. I would love it. Yeah I love that movie. That movie has to be made now. And it's like Joe. Exotic is a character. Were if you wrote Kim stomach executive would be like a tone it down. No one's that crazy. Yeah we've seen in the Oval Office but even this is not that. Take it down a notch. No-one one we been Oklahoma. It's like this yeah. No one has thirty two piercings in one ear. No one has three husband boyfriend friends. Whatever they are nobody has yeah and a tigers. That aren't gay. Yeah I mean that was Jesus I mean where do you start? It's like how one of the guys was just like I'm not having game and this was like well. What else am I going to do? It was. He's like libby gang get married with a crazy methods zoo owner just because. I can't really think of what I'm doing tomorrow. Yeah and I've thought you know. Tigers are cool. How quickly did you watch it We tried to space it out because our routine would be wake take take the dog for a walk comeback at the Bait. The baby usually takes what we call like the midday nap. And and that's we would watch it and then we would spend the rest of the day talking about the episode good. I love that Jazz. I love that. That's what the show is designed when you want to win when else can you talk tiger during a quarantine baby and there was so many things to discuss and hypothesize about. Did you get on? Did you get online? Did you techs people people tax me being like? I can't talk to you until you finish this whole thing. Yes yeah There there was like okay. I I've been telling everybody that My single guy friends I go. Do you WANNA get laid. Here's years you get laid. You put away. Is this New Brad. Williams? Corentin get laid checklist. Yes you you put a fake ring on your finger you sit. You say you're married and you taught how much you love your baby. Oh my God because that's it like I've the because back before we were quarantined in the before time Bbq Yeah like before. I will go on stage in Talk about how much I love my wife and how we just added kid and I would have women coming up to me and be like so. Do you want to go like the USA? Committed to your wife at so hot. Yeah might did you not G. You're the twenty minutes of my okay. Whatever yeah wow so yeah so. That's so that used to be my advice to young now there but now it's like no no get a tiger grant it. You might lose him. Get a tiger and a bucket of uncles root beer and call up the girl you have a crush on and let let nature take its course. Do you think it does now. Is It a concern? I feel like it's a chicken or the eggs situation. Do Tiger the husbands. Do do only swingers get tigers or once you get the tiger you become a polygamous swinger. I feel like this is a limerick. My second grade teacher threw at us and I didn't know that because that is a question. 'cause the three men straight or gay that they talk about owning tigers were all swingers and in polygamists. So it's like yeah that seems to be the thing the only one that wasn't a polygamous was that Bitch Carol Basket Carol Baskin. By the way I do you see when I did Tony Danza. Being like she's not related the baskin Robbins areas by the way legitimate question. Let somebody clear the air on this. I can eat ice cream cake comfortably when you zoom and I wanNA randomly get high and go to Baskin Robbins and get an ice cream cake with a fake tiger on did you. Did you love the music videos? Because they're so just like like you see stuff on like tosh point no and ridiculous ness and you go up. Someone made this crazy video for one of these shows. And then he realized Ono people make videos like that and then they stare at it and go amazing the elders. Yeah this is GonNa be hit by all all all that combined is just I feel like I have lived Two lives the live the life by before watching tiger king and the life I will now after watching Geiger. Game is is ridiculous. And that's what everyone does it. It's on your according TV. Weightless it should. Yeah I mean I saw Tiga in Tagger Salman. I made come on now is that is that Israel voice. 'cause to me. Swab knows three question. Yeah not he was singing way too good in the end those blue the videos and then when he talked. It's like a mixture of dip mess and Oklahoma shirt. I yeah here's what's fucked up. My mom is from Oklahoma. My grandparents Goma 'cause they are her parents by sister even when she goes. I want a gun to one of the zoo's as a kid and I was like wait. A second you're telling me that I potentially locked eyes with Joe Exotic. I think I remember that I do. I do remember when I was in seventh grade going to Arizona when my dad was moved Arizona and him and myself and his mother went to a weird smaller zoo and there was a giant tiger sitting in a pool about thirty feet away from offense right and it was a very open sanctuary type zoo and you walk in front of this fence and the tiger sitting in a little kitty bull thirty feet away and I remember walking by and it was just sitting there like this like what's it at. The top of the pool was like this. Just just perched above just chilling and I walked and I go like this I will get I walk by. Go look at him. I go knocking fake flexing on the Tiger bread. I kid you not this thing just goes after about five minutes of me being a bitch. Fuck it. Just been a little asphalt seventh grader in boredom. There's many weird zoo that I think is being run by like Russian mobsters and then also the Tigers this and moves his little and then into in one. Leap Bounced Mario Brothers style off like a little trampling that was hidden under the ground and did another bounce and hit defense and I bounced backwards. People came over. I don't know this thing this junk that no such an asshole just not understanding how insane these characters are tigers. And so then you see Joe Exotic and you go. I can't believe like when they were jumping on a shoe and he was like yes. Put fucking Michael Jordan Cologne on my fucking loafers. Which was amazing by the way and then later. Excuse not like yeah. It's the Cologne. If everyone knows if you put your car noir on your shoes taught attack your tries to rip it up. Yeah now not at all now. It's just your flesh and it's a fucking tiger maybe yet maybe look feet are not appealing to just lonely. Do in their fifties on the Internet. They're also appealing to tigers. Barely lots of bones by the way breaks. I don't ask you this and we'll wrap this up five more minutes or after. I got a few things to ask you because look I love you I know about you. I know what your life's like. Corn lives different. So that's why have a million questions and I do have to. How do you have to know? What do you miss? Most 'cause sports are a big part of our lives and to not have any sports. Is the crate if you WanNa tell me two years ago? What if there were no? Does that does that. Quick number come up in any sort of like social gathering. If we're having Tequila on your back patio and Gazebo and we're sitting there like when you're shooting. The ship is a comic and just trying to make. Funny Small Talk. Would what if there were no sports? Does that even enter your realm of possibility will now. It's like when those people that hate sports when they taught when when they talk about like man sports is just. It's not real. It's just a distraction. You're like yes yes to headed needed. You'll get around. Yeah you understand. This is what happens when people don't have sports go insane so yes I mean I I watch are the interruption on. Espn every day. That's my show that I watched every day Thank God there's entertaining. Sports personalities like Dan Lebatardshow. Meet meet meet at times Sir Spain they're great. I love listening to them. They're they're finding ways to make this old thinner Janning But yeah it is. I missed sports a lot. Thank you know what you don't wear the only the only sport that is still going. Every week pro wrestling danced. Stop it stopping new episodes every week. Blair you dynamite fucking God. Wait a second does that. Has that been saving grace for you? Yes a little bit of competitive something. Does it all the other sports? I mean not all of them because I mean I'm a Lakers fan and it looked like we were going to go to the finals at least this year or guard against against the Clippers to see who wins championship. And Guess. What FUCK THE CLIPPERS. I only ever liked them. Because Jamal Crawford the Seattle boy and he was on the team and then Adam Devine took me two games. I go cool. This is cool tame but guess what Dude I told him and it a known thing when I got to. La The Lakers star. Get Great. And I I got to experience a little bit of the transition and then not being great and then getting amazing and every night on K. Cowan I could watch amazing basketball and I go. Wow I just lost my team. What better way to fucking stay actively engaged basketball than to get to watch the best team right now? Every night and man Lebron was on a mission dude. The Koby death really was like I don't know man. I felt like Lebron is GonNa do what he did against Golden State in game six. Where because everyone's I got I've been dealing with. Gp A little bit. He told me he can clippers. And I go. I go respectively GONNA go. I think Lebron's GonNa fuck impulsive shit out of his ass or his Dick. Maybe both and and take and do a magic Johnson type thing where he three out of the six games drops like thirty fifteen and eight and the other two years just a facilitator and he makes everybody great and and they and they pull off and And I think that's what would have happened and it could still could get a playoffs. Yeah I I think there's still a possibility might be some empty arena games. I am at this point when they brought up the concept of empty arena games like a mile and a half graded. What am I? They're not gonNA dunk like when they do. It's not gonna be cheers now if you were like a empty Rena game tomorrow. I'd I'd be like I'm watching eight hours of this. I wanted to game coverage I'm a bunch of the post game coverage watching Matt so yes I I am missing sports Missing stand up the most of all like I'll never complain about a Friday night late show ever again I want to ask you that do and I think the same way but I think that the real challenge and look. It's easy sometimes to say like I think we're going to resume things maybe in the fall. And then you go. I hope I hold onto some of the gratitude that I've developed for a lot of things that you would normally because of this right. Yeah I think that's some at the we can all say you go. I hope that I continue to like be just a little more appreciative of things. Like getting a late spot. Even if he didn't want to. But yes once. Normalcy in routine finds its way back into your Your world it is tough to not assume that most people would just be like you know you say that for maybe a month and then you go Friday night late. Spock is now. We're back into the swing of things right but I don't know this is this is crazy so I think this if there's ever anything to make you truly Take a step back yet. 'cause I just remember back when I took time off from stand up to do radio. Yeah back when I got back into. Stand up all the things that bugged me about. It didn't bug me anymore than bug me. 'cause 'cause I had been on I had been on the other side in. I know like the grass is not greener. You don't WanNa go there. You saw life without it. You and I been like it so now. It's going to be that even more so when I'm in Toledo Ohio and there's drunk couple in the front row now. Rather than just being madame I kind of look at it like you know what good you were stuck in A. You're stuck into the lead Ohio in your one bedroom apartment almost got. I didn't get divorced. Natives the first earl since the corn team. I don't know you're out here. Live in life. Good for you. Good you I'll be thankful yeah. Yeah Yeah just whenever that happens. It'll be. It'LL IT'LL BE AMAZING. Albie but until then will will be organizing. I'm going to start organizing a virtual stand up comedy shows. I've done I've done one of those. Now tell me about that real quick. That was crazy did a corporate last night right. Yeah it it. It was a corporate gig. So I'm in my bedroom standing up a against a blank wall. Have a camera on me and I see Myself Looking back at me but I can hear the laughter on the zoom APP. So everyone's audio is opened up. There was fit. There is fifty people and so you heard laughter. But it's really weird to Nazi people in your in your room. You know what I mean like I would like. It's weird so I would lose my place a few times and after talk in like you're worried that like our like my dog might walk in. Or my daughter Bein. Started crying and that was yeah. They probably would have dug that. Yeah no they did And it's funny because they wanted me to mention the COP. The company name like three or four times during set. So when I would talk about my bids on porn hub. I'd I'd be like hey. This porno joke brought to you by ADT out. Hold up a sign with the company on it. It was hilarious. Oh my God why yes a asocial media of. I'll be announcing when those shows will be and a that's awesome and go to Cameo in book. Adam book may book us by the way you are. I've told a handful of people I go. Hey man get on the cameo thing I go look we all in his famous Brad Williams but you can fuck insurance fire. Far Fire fucking. What's the saying you can sure as hell fire? What is this saying? Tell me before we get a what is it you can earn. I'm kind of out here. I'm in the new one you can you can. You can sure put. That's more in the fire but it's better if we let your friend do it as Dr Phil Okay. So so if you're confident in something that you love Okay and you don't know how to get it done okay. It's like okay. Let's say you find a little bit of math in the bottom of a kick at rapper that you stole okay from Your Mom's purse you think yourself well this might be a new type of candy or maybe I'm gay. We'll be right back. Yeah I I I think you've you've taken the cameo market by storm you give people a Lotta moments and the stairs shows I think again due to take somebody that's That's in it to win it and his winning it to do these things and I I it definitely for me when you start getting going those cameras like fuck. Why shouldn't that be a move right now? And I've been passing it on and and again like you gotta be active in ways to stay active financially and comedic. Yup you're doing it and it's it's just it's fun I do. I do gambles for people and then I get messages right after from the people that got the cameos. Oh my God that was so cool that brighten up my day. Forget like people are stuck in their homes. It's something different so it it sucks. It's something to do so yet. Burchell comedy shows cameos and appearing on many podcasts. Be Zoom yeah more so now because we're chilling right a Rogan. If you're out there now's the time all right. I'm going to close out with little original corn seen song go for a not in tune stuck inside. We're getting very bored. Heard base delivers the meets. We know odds. But they have the meats. I'm Miss Basketball. But deed US got the golden are treats Brad. When was the last time that you should the three weeks ago? We grow up. How long you GonNa let that thing. Rolled down your neck alarm today. And I'm going to be at war from Mali. Crew impersonator by the warns in. And hope that you got enough. T. P. over that you've watched enough electron extreme TV Brad. Real quick what was the best thing that you saw on the Internet today? You seem very up to date with means and crazy photographs and videos that everybody soon see was a guy having an argument with withdrawn awesome Lose no way. That's out second video. Send me the link. Wray stay safe. I miss it. This is great guys. Go Follow Brad. Go see him. Go see him live. Go Watch them live the new. This is going to be the new norm. And you're never going to be in a real stage again because you're going to corner the market on Zoom standup shows and never leave and guess what we're going to get to a point where we gotta decide. Is that the new life a not? If I could just get drew voter our our the Dayton totally. I think it's going to be do both thing did. Yeah why not be like? Oh you're in England and I'm not doing an English tour who were do a comedy virtual comedy show for everyone exactly right way real quick. How many how did it feel when everyone laughed at the same time on the zoom show? Oh Sweet Jesus. It was like it was great. It was the greatest feeling in the world. Like while I'm GonNa say a joke and I know I know. I know it's a punchline. I know there should be laughter here. And if it doesn't go this is going to be a long hour and Thankfully they laughed so all right but it didn't sound weird like forty different screens like at the same time. Oh it did but that laughter as weird as it sounded worth. That's awesome the bride. I love you but to stay safe. I WanNa talk to you soon.

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ACS (Part 1): Brad Williams and Jordan Harbinger

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ACS (Part 1): Brad Williams and Jordan Harbinger

"Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show on podcast one. I can't believe it that Gerald presenting the quarterly budget report with finger puppets. Look here comes a one point seven percent decrease in fixed overhead. Hello, everybody. No. I can't believe how easy it was to save hundreds of dollars on car insurance guy. Go. Projected increase in organic youth revenue. Believe it. Geico could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. Thanks to you. Adam Corollas, I stand up special ever not talking bell material his appearing in theaters nationwide tonight tickets are selling and in many cases, the show is sold out. So thank you. We can still use your help and a few places Chicago, Illinois at AMC show place. Gale with fourteen Cincinnati, Ohio, showcase Springdale eighteen Dearborn Michigan at AMC star fairly in twenty one and in Saint Louis, Missouri. An AMC Esquire seven there's plenty tickets left to these shows all showings are tonight, it's seven thirty. So Chicago Cincinnati Dearborn and Saint Louis. Get it on get tickets and information at our website, Adam Corolla dot com. Three sales for Adam Karol and not talk of L material are available now on chassis dot com. And on I tunes. From Corolla one studios in Glendale, California. This is the Adam Corolla show Adams today. Brad Williams with Gina grad on news vault Brian on sound affects a phone call from Jordan harbinger. And now. The only one with enough guts to say what everyone's thinking. Adam cool. Yeah. Get it on got to get it on a judge for the kid on thanks for tuning in. And thanks for sharing at the ten year. Mark good day. Gina grand. Al- woke no joke. Terrible tagline for this show, madman madman dot com for this and into it dot com for this half of the show. Of course, Castrol edge is well, I forgot or learned was coached up that when we do our big ten anniversary car show and then uppity screening and everything else. ACS show at the Peterson on a motive museum on the tenth of March. That's basically the anniversary of when biggie biggie. Smalls was shot in front of the Petersen automotive museum on the ninth of March. Can we guessed the date? It's so weird. Because now that heath ledger has been dead for seven years, Mike, calendars all think, I know the date, but you guys can take guests. Well, it feels like early two thousand but then. I'm always wrong because then we go it's been twenty years. Like, it's like nineteen ninety nine of all all do the super surprise. It's been twenty years. Nineteen ninety nine. I think it's more recent because my times compressed too, and I feel like he was still. Kicking it then? So I'm gonna say I'm gonna say fifteen years ago. To buck died on September thirteenth nineteen ninety six because it was my birthday ninety. So I'm going to say. Sounds good. Biggie died a year later the next year ninety seven. I'm gonna guess that you can do that for ninety eight, but I'm gonna guess ninety seven, but either way we're going over twenty years. Yeah. Sorry. You're right. Brian ninety seven ninety seven years ago. They used to be a long. Yeah. A whole college student freshman college and never forget when sting pen that moving tribute. Well, that was twenty years before he died, and then he handed that off to P Diddy. And did he just did the same song renaissance? Yeah. Interested in that. I was watching. Good sampling. Yes. No money for. I was. Again. It's just a good song. You like this song like this? Yeah. Yeah. Again, I don't look I'm never going to it's like a cover band. It's like it's like you go into a bar, and there's a good cover band playing. And they're just playing the hits, you know? And they're good. You know, doing Billy Joel they're doing Led Zeppelin wherever you go. Oh, this is in joy -able, but let's not sign up. Yeah. Let's not mistake them for talented van. They're just a good. They should be. I appreciate it. I would rather have a good cover band just playing covers than doing their own stuff. I've never heard of and I will enjoy myself, but I'm enjoying someone else's song. I'm not here where on complimenting them or their songwriting composition. So that shouldn't be that. They shouldn't. Okay. So he will be missed, and we we can celebrate. We'll pay tribute. We're going to call you big poppa that night, we'll pay tribute. Oh, he would be. He he was walk walking out front. To us car. I think down the Laura over at my old morning show, which used to be the hip hop station over at one hundred point three the sandwiches next to the Peterson was that he was walking to the radio station to do with them after the party. I can't confirm it. But that's that's the low around. We had a party at the Peterson. And then he walked out front of the Peter sign, and then it was joining store gunned down in front of the Peterson Kayla. Sex was that's another four blocks. That's a few more blocks with this one's closer. So the question is was shot on the stairs was shot on the sidewalk. This says that he was in his truck was stopped at a red light Impala pulled up alongside trowel. I sort of gunman down thought he was shot in a truck are shot in an SUV. But then I started thinking about to pock and thought maybe and then you were talking about walking. So then start thinking confused, which one had should the car that was to pock. So you've never been Julia. Mr sugar. Was with twin pack. Dr germ vehicles. So this was a BMW. So I hear, you know, the head are people work on missions too. So I'm not a fan. Drive peugeot. All right. So. Anyway, if you wanna come out on the tenth, and you wanna spill a little. A little crevasse EA for for for twin pack too. Biggie smalls. For Cheb pack that should've been his name back should retu- pocket. Chip pack. You wanna you wanna spill little that? We'll come out, and we will we will be there to mop up, your tears and throw few revs and our car engines. And then and we go right into up. He and then we will do to the movies do the ACS as well. Let's see Gary thirty four once parenting advice boy guys big fan. Yeah. Man, any any thoughts for a first time father to be? Well, I'm I'm famous for saying this on love line, which is if you're calling in and asking, you're fine. Anyone is actually concerned going out of the way to get information. That means cast maybe you've got to be a good you're going to be good parent. Plus, I see on the screen, Gary. You're thirty four you're in LA, you waited I'm semi waited awhile to have kids intentionally. Yeah. Certainly bydesign wanna go Salish just clear thirty waiting awhile. For the overall country. So what are the average as a first time parents twenty three twenty two nationally? Yeah. Up a lot more. That's a lot more LA New York. Eight so Gary boy or girl boy, good good cheesy. It's on it's easier. It's easier because I will tell you what happens with the girls, the girls will work the wife's nerve, they will there will be girl on girl crime in that house, and it does. And so what happens is the girls. The boys want what they won. But they're not into manipulating they just want what they want. They want a candy bar or they want to go to a game. Are they wanna do whatever they want to do and they'll try to do it. But they're not in to the whole propaganda part of getting what they want the women kinda will work at and then they'll work it. On each other. And then you'll be sort of book ended in between the two and that can be difficult. So say this the as I've said haven't said this, but this. My daughter's got a little Chihuahua in there. And my son's got as all lap. And it just when you got a dog all lab is just it's easier around the house. Now, you know that dog don't hunt. So you don't actually have the highs. You just don't have the lows sort of long middle, right, right and Natalia. I mean, I take her volleyball game and she smacking on the floor and leading the cheer and doing that doing the whole thing. Sunny said home reading the back of his eyelids. And again, rereading Ray Reagan lack of his islets. Yeah. Being braille eyeballs Raynham, so Gary got the boy for most the most. But now, let me make exceptions there girls are wide like boys and boys are while wired like girls, but if just sort of wired, they are it's a little more that in less. The boy has the daredevils gene in v has the daredevils, gene. Then there's a lot of. Jumping off roofs and a lot of trying to do wheelies with no helmet. And a lot of first time they get their license donuts in the parking lot when it's raining. You know, so you get a guy and the guy has no daredevil, gene. That putt in the world by XBox kickback. Right. One thing piece of advice Adam used to give out a lot which is very true as finding out. It's throw money at the problem. If you've got it throw money at the problem like the joke is is obvious. But the reality is money does make things a lot easier in the fact, you're thirty four Gary have to imagine you're pretty stylish and your career. So if there's opportunities to maybe get a nightmares here. And there to you sleep through the night in those early days of the kids crying, those are indulgences, you should think about the s. They're very where they seem silly to me before we get frivolous. Yes. But then once once more lives get back here. Yeah. It ain't dog Walker like dog walkers like what what do we need a dog Walker for stick your talk for walk like that? This ain't that night nurse is not dog Walker because you asleep every night for those first few weeks, or whatever. And it's it's it's rough man. Yeah. Hey, gary. Yeah. What do you do? Podcast production. That will. Wait. How can we didn't recognize his voice? Competent. I don't know. I wasn't even near disguising it. I know. Carry on hold. We'll get back to our mission here. With water. Nice reveal. That was a great reveal. I had to. This. It's Gary was walking. And it's funny felt like takes five seconds took three tenths of a second. Somebody died. Gary's coming in during this call. We're on the show right now. Gary how far along is do you give out the the wife's name joy how far along is. She is doing she belt four months doing I timed it for the dark week. Get three. As and about four months that may or June. What are we in August August, I timed it for the duck week? She's doing August four months August. He's she got another six months to go. Oh, when you do know. So I said how far along. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Wow. Do we know girl? Are you ready to reveal that I said on the call? Caller. Very very much. Dan, you know, also you have parents that are local and into it. Right. She sets persona she she we are super lucky that is a big advantage a major major deal because there's two components of that there's people that don't want to pay for the sitters or pay for the supervision or you wanna go out of town for two days or whatever they want to pay for. But there's also people don't trust it. Right. The key don't on the seventeen year old junkie. Hang at your house eating all your cereal while while you're paying them sixteen bucks an hour. Your hundred percent, right. There's a third component. Which is the last minute aspect. I can't tell you the number of times. Something's come up. And it's like, hey Christie's parents can you watch for. Yeah. Of course, not having those parents by accessible. Hey, one babysitter us that. What can you jump everything? Big ask. Yes. A joyous. Parents are in town and around and your parents are in town and around and then they're fun and grime grandparents they. Actually, more work. Joyous. Parents first grandkid for mind second. But they're all good. That's good. You trample on the show? So we'll do the name sweepstakes soon enough fair enough. Hey, by the way, just in case, you're still wondering what the average age of a first time parent, would you like to adjust your guesses? This is national. You said it just like that. It's got to go lower nineteen and a hat. Oh, oh, well, that's good twenty seven and a half for men or women because it's different. Oko men are probably older women are will younger and song. Women twenty seven and a half men thirty one younger twenty-five Twenty-three, Adam you're very close mothers twenty-six fathers, thirty one and that's up from twenty one and twenty seven I guess, I was just lazy. Good for you. Disregard that whole night in our business about probably doing pretty well, your profession and treat yourself. Go ahead and scrap all that there's probably someone out. There named Gary's pregnant too. Wow. That was good. That was almost as good as bold. Brian was the worst. That was well. That was well up where responsible for that? Whose idea was that max a patent shop? All right. Let's see. I can't talk into doing a lot of podcasts. Here's a stop me five had this heard this one before but speaking to being stopped was talking about being stopped in the parking lot of the Mexican food place with you guys. I want out to the Mexican food place with Lynette on Friday night. I did that move or I go you jump out of the car and get our name and cause it's always twenty minutes. And then I'll go park the car about eight at night, and I got out of the car and I start walking toward the Mexican restaurant. And there's a couple that was standing out front when I pulled in front of the restaurant, and then I parked my car, then they started to walk toward the parking lot. And a certain point the woman from the couple six year old woman. She said do you have a card, and I should. Card. You have a card on you. And I was like I don't have a card. Why would you need a card a card for your business? I said what I wanna get my piano. Tune. So I forget this stupid thing in the car all the time. I didn't know where it was going either. And then then I'm in this weird mode. I wish. This weird mode of the nets inside and his signal. They have a table I'm being cut off in the parking lot because somebody wants their Stein. Wait tuned, and I'm going I'm not really doing so much anymore with pianos and it says of the stars. And I don't recognize you check the voice mail. Gotta check. So I have to do this thing. I don't I really should stop and explain the whole host. But don't have time to explain the whole hoax better timesaver, taking it off your car. I wish I could. I wish I could. I wish there was a way to remove. Magnetized piece of of rubber from the side of my car. As a wedge. Matt Scott is playful the ball. That. Oh, okay. Yeah. Maybe he can take. So. So then I have these vague things while I'm walking into the restaurant. I'm going. I I I'm I'm curtailing the business not as much. Another a raffle out front or something. Out with the card. Why standing now I've had other discussions about tuning pianos in the parking lot. But that's in front of the car door the person's pointing at but this time because I stopped in front of the restaurant and the couple was standing in front, and then I moved on the car was eighty feet away. And I was just walking to nominate space and someone wants to know if I have a card, and and I am somewhat recognizable. So they could be talking about you could do we have a organizations could be corporate gag or. Yeah. I didn't know where we're and they had all that time to get jazzed up about it. And you had all that time to forget, you're right. And then I. So it's it's confusing because nobody seems less interested in their own business than me. I just go. I'm not really that's not for you. I I'm gonna eat just why keep walking and they have to keep thinking why why is this? If this is your business. Why are you doing why are you treating I've easy out from now on the visi out to take the sign up? Well, I could put some duct tape over the side. Put an X over it. Much more difficult much more elaborate effective. We wanna be fact differ. Don't you want all this rom or not what it would be old move it to the hood or the trunk? Booking put it on the roof. If you get a lot I bomb guys in SUV's lift kits. Yeah. Just say, I'm just parking the car. Valet. Yes. To Saami stop in front of the restaurant. Have my wife get out of the car. That's that's. Is orange vest on a Brian look, I don't need an answer today. But let's all put our thinking caps on and see if we can get to the bottom, so far we have spray paint over the last four digits of the number, but that's not gonna stop the comfort tation in the parking lot. Then at a certain point, we have we can just blot out the whole thing. But now, you just have a big black porthole on the side of car. What sense is that make you making more you're making more confusing. All right. I'll let you guys noodle on. I'll tell you about that madman two thousand nineteen just barely gotten started yet histories already been made the new normal is here you've seen it finally the moment when a product that once drove good people to black markets at been revealed. One of one is now creating a global market with inspiring symbol of counterculture, and it long last. It's just cultures not even counterculture anymore. There's. Very interesting video that is made by the very big name theatrical director and you'll you'll see it when you see it not supposed to reveal the name yet. But anyway, it's brought the life in a short film runs. Only two minutes. It's just a one hundred twenty seconds. So wait a minute. Yeah. That's. A new normal seeks to leave behind eighty years of unjust prohibition favor of safer, happier world. So check out this video good men dot com, and you will be blown away. I'm not using any hyperbole. Just go to med men dot com and check out this video and see if you can guess who directed it Brian. You should check that out. You know, enough big-name Bricker big name director. All right. Let's see Jordan harbingers calling in not Taco Bell material tonight for those of you who are in in cities where it's being hosted. There's about fifteen or twenty those are all around the country and go to tug to you g g dot com. And check that out if if you like I'll be at the Burbank one that that one is sold out, but there's some tickets available around the country. Yes, I was I was excited for the experiences of the full crowd. Well, it's interesting. And again, it's all part of this sort of d. Grand experiment, and you can go to Netflix, and you can Begum put it in your their queue or you can just release it yourself. And so that's what we're doing. And it'll drop digital digitally March fifth, and you can pre-order it at chassis to us as a why? Or an item or every refined those movie, so we're looking forward to that. And I'm looking forward to the experiment because I don't know. No one really knows how this whole self publishing self. I mean, we kind of get the self publishing part. We kind of get these self podcasting part. But I I don't know about comedy specials on. I shall we shall see. But once again, we're we're doing it for ourselves. And it'd be nice if it worked out and could prove if you people wrong, and I think the product is is there so so enjoy. Remember talking about SNL, and how Pete Davidson dozen nothing. And I don't know like a just bangs models now and gets a new tattoo. It isn't really do anything. And so one of my favorite segments is when they do jeopardy because when they do Steve Harvey Keenan. Canaan time family feud. Oh, sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry family. Even Keenan Thompson does Steve Harvey cracks me up every time. And then inevitably everyone has to play. It's a celebrity family feud, everyone has to play celebrity. So a Davidson is playing Romney Malik. I think it's funny to jokes. There's how there's there's the Keenan Thompson side of it being very funny. Steve harvey. And then the second part is the character sometimes the guest host oftentimes against those. But then the cast members playing lady Gaga where it is. And how have her funny that they bring to it? Right. All right. Well, we have. How much do you want? Let's just go down the line of celebrities because it's kind of fun listening to VCR playing lady. She's a very talented person, by the way. We will. And he always cracks me up. We don't do team all black woman nominees, but Regina king on vacation. On the bed was he's nominated for in black klansman this to Spike Lee. House. You go with come on Steve bought season tickets to the new Knicks every year the past twenty five years, you'd think I'd like winning. Oh snap. You buddy? You like little black lever. Cohen. Mitch from the white if Glenn clips to touch me. Company after week. Cheap suits, pending family against family. Well, guess what? Steve. I am tired of feuding. I am. Dick about this. I'm very well. Thank you. Big about this. When Pete Davidson comes up that we try to get Oscar for best performance on a game show. Knits. He's nominated ports dollars born Mr Sam nearly read on us to be here. Steve. I like that. On this show and get my neck fixed. Damn thing won't stand up. Right. Barbecue sauce commercial came to life? The movie the fable you right is some lady name Olivia. Komen. Actually the favorites. It's I'm via very celebrate cid's English actress and play to quits. A bit pissed with a very much golden cliff. None of you know. Do. You a chicken Crump? Two newbies at she's a single nominative abyss actress as she was named by baby is lady Gaga. Thank you. It is such an honor to be on the feud. If ninety nine people are surveyed, you just need one person to believe in you to win the game. Think that's how it works. Works. If you dream it. Secret. Likud what you do on a new. He has to be with me. It's a rule. I saw this woman at the Super Bowl halftime show. And I had this wild idea. I thought maybe she could play a singer. Thinking outside the box mix he nominated bohemian rhapsody. Mr. Rahmat congratulates. Thanks. I'm so surprised. You're about to make a rut poet. We got. All right. So everyone else does their thing. And he says for words, which is like, it's fine. But you don't need to be on. Here's the thing move over and let someone else who's talented does that in. And then we could join them doing an impersonation of somebody on there. There never is. That's the point is. I don't know what he does. What? When look I you bang hot chicks, and you struggle with depression, which is fine. Although I wouldn't struggle with depression falls at so many hot chicks that'd be that'd be riding riding high. But here's the point. I get all that. Now, clear out let somebody with some talent be on the show. I don't know that it's up to him. I it's weird that they hired him. I don't know what they did it based on put. So like, so many other jokes as Rami Malik there. You could have done a bunch of other things. But he what could he do? He do it. That's my question. Do you guys think it was reverse engineered leg? S windy gift pizza, do but not not heavy lifting and this one's dunk. Hey, guys. Guys crazy is when when they get hold of Kate McKenna, they go. Here's a soliloquy for you to knock out of the ballpark. And when they get Alec Baldwin in there, they go here's a little quaint and knock out of the ballpark, and they have norm MacDonald do Burt Reynolds, I go just go do your thing. And they have I think names VCR who does lady Gaga like you. Go knock it out a ballpark. And then they see Pete Davidson, and they go, let's get the training wheels out. Stan just you choke up on that back and take a nice chopping swing down to around. See if you can beat it beat it out when the pitcher pitcher might make a bad throw to first base. And that's fine. If you're signing up for groundlings class, but not to make the cut on us anals. When I'm saying, I they literally don't give him things to do. Because I don't think he's going to do very well. All right. The punch line. I just say, I don't know. I don't feel like I feel like he's way way. Off the cut that group. You just watch that just cast members only and you see what everyone is doing in the past. Yeah. I you know, I there's a there's a sort of. Slippery slope of us getting a little too involved with the backstory of folks, you know, like his dad was killed in nine eleven. And now, he's dating this check. And now she dumped him and now it's like that's all stuff for him to work out. But whether he's going to get a job at a Jumba, juice or an asset. Now, I don't want that to be a big part. I wanted to know how good they do their job. How do you make shakes? Yes, we're doing a little getting way too much and everyone's backstory and a little lesson to what about the product. Yeah. And it kind of made sense when he would go on as himself for the weekend update. And be like, this is what's going on in my life. But you're right. The skits are not making any sense. Yes. And even that is just I hate myself when she hate to be me. All right, spoke, Jordan harbingers on. We will get him queued up, Jordan. Hey, hey, man. How are you doing? I'm doing well doing. My thirty ninth birthday today. Just think it seems just last week. I was only thirty two years old while we were just talking about biggie Smalls and how fast time traveling flies. Yeah. The Jordan Harvard your show. It's available on apple podcasts and podcast. One is well, do we have our intro ball? Rhyme men. Now, some simple ways to better yourself in twenty nineteen brought to you by into it from makers of turbo tax QuickBooks and meant it's time for harbinger of success with your harbinger. Jordan. The new Hello here. We go. Right. Yeah. So honestly, one of the things that really started to bother me was people are clapping a lot on the media. And that's not what I have a problem with at all I would say it's that you get journalists also fighting back and saying look, we do a lot of research over talking about in to the extent for some journalists. It's true. But when we look at mainstream media presenter, whether it's news or otherwise, you really have no idea how much they know. And how much they don't know because they've sort of decided that they don't need to put in the time to become an expert on a topic to talk about it. So we end up with more talking head than experts and one thing that the reason it's just a cold shower. Bucket of water thrown on me was I was watching a special online, and it was something about podcasting. And then I thought, wow, they they know almost nothing about this subject. And it reminded me of that today show thing back in the nineties where they were like. You know, the internet is Al what's the internet? And they were like ask each other. This question if that if this is how little they know about specific topics that are complex or technical in any way, not just technology, but technical and any way then every other topic that we know less about that we're trusting them to present to us. They have an equal or lesser than amount of knowledge in that same area. We just can't tell because we're not experts. Right. So if we watched something in which we are an expert, we can see all the holes. But when we watch something which we've never seen before. Whereas newish to us we tend to believe what they're saying. When in truth, it has just as many or more holes as the other subject that which we could pick out does that make sense. Yeah. I've always said why have a couple of thoughts always said you'll you'll realize what percentage of stories are wrong when they start writing stories about you, and they get almost everything wrong. And then you think well, they're not. Just doing it to me every story. I read that. I'm not familiar with. They're getting a ton of stuff wrong. There's a couple of things. So in general, I want to write a book called I never knew adults would be this stupid. Like, I am. I am dumbfounded at how many like forty year olds are stupid or just bad at their job. When I was a kid. You just not whatever that guy did your dad's friend. He's an engineer. He's best whatever it is. And then you get older, and you have to deal with people. I can't believe how dumb people are how bad they are at their job. Or how laze fare they are. But also when you grow up, you just journalists journalists, and whatever the news is the news is and it's on the newspaper. It's in the newspaper. That's what happened and then you get a little bit older. And you start to have your same thoughts about journalism as you kind of do about adults. And then there's a now a whole new thing, which is not only may they be getting the subject wrong. So in Dr drew, watches, any medical thing or sees any medical thing. He shoots holes in it. I do the same thing with carpentry, engineering carbonari. But now we have to wonder what if they think going into the story. So when you read the headline, I've just looking just tweeted me something today that says apple stores are moving out of east, Texas. I think it's east Texas to get away from the patent troll. Goals, and I hearken back to the headline Corolla settles with patent trolls to lawsuit. I never settled with them. They dropped their lawsuits in pay settle with suggest cutting a check I didn't cut anyone a check. If you're into journalism. I don't know. Why would choose to use the word settled with you could have said patent? Trolls drop lawsuit against Parola. But now makes me wonder maybe you weren't a fan of Corolla because you chose something that was skewed the story cute in unflattering when we said, we wouldn't settle. So there's two things there's general incompetence, which is which is running running unabashed our society. Now, there's general and then there's also not a fan or maybe a big fan. I mean, we're we're pro or con. So there's two things we got to deal with competence. And the way you feel about the store your reporting on and that's kind of over two. Yeah. Competent me. I hate Corolla. Or I love Corolla means wrong story. I have a possibly upsetting example of that little teeny tiny bit. I just thought you should know. But because we're talking about it's so funny when there was something in the news or know, some some press release, whatever on something that you were doing and it said somebody who Adam Corolla who's doing a movie called no safe spaces in parentheses. Yes. It's really called that. I was like. Okay. Well, now, I know how you feel about all of those. Yeah, that's a decent for the time over that. Okay. But yeah. So we're living in a weird news era with incompetence meets have a bias one way or the other. And that really is not gonna lead you to the factual truth. Is that sound about right, Jordan? Yeah. That's one hundred percent, correct. And I think if people want an illustration of this, and I highly encourage everyone to get a direct illustration of this not just like, oh, yeah. The news is all because I see people tweeting about it. Not that kind of illumination of it people need to sort of see this for themselves and watch media production by a news agency or journalist about a subject in which an expert either self-styled expert or professional, it's fine. Like, if you're a gamer that you're an expert in video games Nuff said and just know how much they oversimplify how much they exaggerate what they MIT or what they don't cover adequately. And see for yourself all the gaps in the coverage because that will give you. Visceral feeling about that. Then when you remember that feeling remember that the media is like that with everything. So we tend to see all the gassing coverage where we have a great grasp on the subject and yet we often blindly trust. What we're told about subjects that we don't really understand quite as fully. And so that lack of coverage in flood presentation there in their present. In nearly everything that's presented whether we'd realize that are not and a lot of people get angry about this. But I think the key instead of getting angry is to remember that feeling about how we felt about the coverage of our chosen subject next time. We feel fear or anger coming from one. We're seeing something on those same media sources for the first time, and this actually will then prevent us from getting angry prevents us from getting outrage prevents these d- jerk. Reactions of like let's say going down to the pizza store with a rifle. Right. This is how media roles we can't fix it right now. But over simplification is is dangerous. I go bear in mind that. Happening. Every time I see an expose on crypto currency. I go out of my mind. That's not bitcoin works. I scream the king of the dark web over here. Yeah. That's exactly right. We do something about me or something about pans rolls or something about podcast about carbonari. I just you'll fake. And then you do something about crypto currency, and I go oh my God. Tell me more home 'cause I've no I've I've no compass it just spins around and around good advice. Jordan, harbinger of very true. And again, God willing they'll start writing stories about you. And I say you I mean, everyone listening when they do you can be outraged by just how much they get wrong, and they get into there's a lazy version of it to like, they'll go like, well, I. After Corolla Kimmel at a John Wayne Bobbitt boxing match, and I told I said he was the judge and like e ever written down. Are you should have recorded it like don't leave so lazy figure just get it right to they don't get the Horder, right? Yes. They don't there's another thing too. It's like they don't ask like, you can ask you can fact jacket. You can you know, whatever famously was Entertainment Weekly when you're announcing about the ill-fated move and a late night with Jimmy and comedy central performing Karol ACTA me you can call. You can call. My people ask what happened or comedy central asked. What happened to the ill-fated move in the late night? It's gonna be hard to verify that before the show launches only time will tell Renner stands by. I'm doing the show tonight teen years on. So I'm guessing it wasn't that ill-fated ill advise ill advise sorry. Yeah. Baby. Nobody wants ten million bucks a year in the national audience, you stay home. Remember local theater puppet show where it's. That I told you move to Mexico start doing basic cable, but you wouldn't listen. So here we Illit five and. Yeah. Show subsequent Karol acting. They wouldn't have gotten to use their fun word that they made up. No. I know I if actually becomes a medical procedure save all is forgiven. Thanks, jordan. Thank you. Appreciate it. Harbinger of success? Brought to you by into it. It's obviously Karol act Amies pretty easy to suss out if you wanna make a few phone calls, but I'm assuming you're on a roll because you said ill faded stance or ill advise ill advised, and you just sort of kept rolling that. That's always the funny part too. When you start going down a path the famously when Tom shales was reviewing the man show and solely focusing on me. And my parents. I've felt that was such a weird angle doing it's too much to tear apart. I don't know. Did you do that the laurel and hardy boy that guy fat? He is fat you like. It's like, yeah. Comedy teams, aren't nor really aesthetically pleasing? He'll we're actually probably the fray like, we're probably the cut in terms of a steady on comedy teams fat, bald guys, you know, hangar guys with crazy hair oath. Komo corolla. And. They started going down the road making fun of my the way I looked and then at a certain point, and this again, this is how you know it. So. They dig into Kim on this ill advised move, and then the curl ACTA made. But the part I love is when they're reviewing the man show. And then they go into love line and the best part of that review. Was there like the the show where they sit out they sit on MTV in handout bad advice, while Dr drew smugly rains. Drew wasn't even. It was your view of the man show. Somehow drew got tossed under the bus to smugly raining. I do. I do love it. Yeah. Corolla already has one disrepute disreputable series on the air. It's MTV's love line late night talk show in which viewers phone in for advice about their sexual problems a smugly preening Dr drew attempts to answer the questions while Corolla croak settled with. No, yup. Are well Corolla crooks out Neanderthal differently in the same in the same. Light. Remember that our grabs explaining there's an incompetent factor. And then there's an agenda factor sweet spot where they meet the sentence. Starch what the word Corollas Z A R O L, L A and Twenty-one words later, it C O R O L LA. So that the competent part and then depart the agenda part is where you're supposed to be giving the man show a bad review, and you just slide into my other TV show and start picking that apart as well would argue that since you're there to review the man show, you should just kind of stick to that focus on that not that lovely and makes the Jerry Springer show look like a Harvard seminar, Dr drew smugly framing, I is it possible for Dr to smugly pren-, obviously review. That's true. They nail the NFL, Ian, gag so bad has so it's awesome. Anyway, it got it got worse from there. But yes, a very good example of sort of incompetent meets agenda with did name. It's a last name. And it is spelled one way at the very top of the sentence you somehow smell differently in the middle of crazy. It is crazy, right? And this is this is Tom shales one of the biggest national reviewers at the time. This was like in the Washington. Whatever said, regardless of Tom shales thoughts, which are pretty obvious. There was a copy editor whose presumably had no thoughts on the quality of love lion or you and just there to make things we're spelled correctly job. So anyway, everyone once they start writing about you. You'll realize does this kind of where we're at and we've been here for a while people think this is brand new. This is twenty years old. We we've been we've been around this for a while. All right. Brad Williams is coming in love me, some Brad Williams. So let me tell you about the into it. Whether you're a small business owner mother or podcast hosts, like mom, all working toward a prosperous future. But prosperity doesn't mean the same thing. Everyone maybe for some people to buying a home some people starting college fund finally taking that trip to Hawaii as you think about your vision of prosperity. 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Wells Fargo home mortgage is a division of Wells Fargo Bank NA equal housing lender. NMLS RND three nine nine eight. Oh one. Congratulations. Adam Corolla on ten years of the Adam Corolla show. Just wanted to say happy anniversary and podcasting to Adam Corolla, the creator of the ultimate pirate ship. The godfather of the podcasting medium, I am personally grateful to Adam not just because he's frigging areas. But because he's created a space for people to speak freely on the issues that matter and also make jokes about stuff powerful pansies, tell us we're not supposed to laugh at happy tenth, Adam. Here's to another twenty now back to the Adam Corolla show. Brad Williams in studio. Then she care about way, we from Harvard educated. Ben Shapiro to USC dropout, Brad Williams. That's a lateral move. You dropped out of. Yeah. I had one I had one year to go. And then I discovered stand up comedy. And then I called my parents and was like, you know, that tuition even paying. Well, I don't make some jokes discovering stand up or discovering classical music or is not the same as discovering Taco Bell are discovering Bali or their way know what I mean. Like, you just you've found a path like I would sort of hope that for my kids. I would hope do scary answer. If you ever talked twenty three year old and go what he into they go like watching movies. I I wish you could have been next to my parents saying that exact thing when I told them. Yeah. Job it out go on the road will your pursue Madrid. Your dad had dots about you. So that's a lot of pressure. I know from the stories you've told in the past that your dad was involved in sort of aspirational and had ideas. Yes. And I was always a talker. So my dad's a lawyer figured that I would go into law and that that did not happen. You never know. It can be a caveman lawyer could be dwarf comedian lawyer. I mean, come on David Kelly is he still alive bring that to TV, sir? I know you're back from Alaska. Yes, I know did some standup there. Yeah. I wanna know wanna know about that. I mean, they they hired me to come up and do a corporate gig in Anchorage. And then I found out that there's this theater in Fairbanks Alaska, which ironically is next to a town. That's literally the North Pole. Lasca friend from them. Yeah. Real guess what? I just walk around that city and people just look at me. I know. Yes. And they have a theater there called the blue loon, which they show movies at they have the concerts at and then sometimes Brad Williams goes up there and tells jokes, and I believe I had maybe the most Adam Corolla one hour that happened to me in Alaska police, so and this is I'm a fan of the show. So I know I know you guys have been talking about. So here, here's what goes down. It's negative five degrees. It's snowing food options are not great. But luckily in the hotel, I'm staying at there's a lovely restaurant, and it's always open. It's great. Then I wake up on Saturday. It's ten AM. I'm going. All right. Let's go get the food before I go to some work for the shows and closed restaurants close. And I'm like, okay. So I go the front desk and the restaurants closed where the food options, and they go. Well, we don't have any food right now in the in in the hotel. Okay. Well place around. Hear that delivers and they go no not on weekends. And not in this kind of weather and I'm like bar. Right. Well, so what do you suspect? I do. Well, you can drive somewhere. I'm like don't have a car. What do you have any other options? What else you got? And they go. Yeah. I mean. Yeah, we just don't have any food options right now. And no one really delivers and Uber's are few and far between and I go so every weekend people are just they cannot do people complain every week and every weekend people about God. My God every weekend. Someone says I'm hungry. You can't feed them. And you're like, man. So I want you to open up a restaurant here. They'd be making a killing. I turn. Try it always drives me insane. When they give when I was trying to get that day fifty fifty swarm play. Jiangkou chicken, and Dan is and I was like just give me half the beef and half, the chicken and the chicks like everybody asked for that. It's the same price. Just give me the same amount fifty. Yeah. That's what everybody wants. And I said why don't you know, we can avoid this puts imply would over the front door get up on the roof of the hunting. That'll stop this again ever ask again. So I Finally I call I call Newburgh it takes about thirty five minutes for car to get there. Because it's Fairbanks Alaska. Uber. Venture picks me up takes me to their main sort of breakfast spots that sort of their hit spot, and I'm like, all right, cool. Now, I'm gonna get some food walk in their turn around. And they're on the wall of a restaurant Fairbanks, Alaska guy Fieri. He was here. There is. Yes. Aigner's drive ins and dives was at a place called the cookie jar in Fairbanks, Alaska. Everything's coming together nicely. This point if you own a restaurant, you just get a poster guy Fieri, and you have your wife, right? Best best chick best chilly chilly ever made. And you just put on the wall. And no one asks know that I could walk in and not know because he's done seven thousand twelve years. Yes, it it's called diners drive ins and dives. So it can be a dive you can literally just have a hot plate and be guy. Very says. This is the best hot plate around. Really takes flavor town, absolutely. There are more pictures of guy Fieri just in general. It's like there used to be like a thing where it's like, you know, like the black community would have Martin Luther King on a pincher. They owned a restaurant or something religious people might have Jesus cries talion would have Frank Sinatra. I'd say they're all hold your ears dwarf. Gina war by the guy Fieri stuff BIC witness you cruise ship there. I go into the trunk of my car, and I shut the trunk laid. And I hold a flashlight my mouth, I look up to see on the inside of the trunk Lindt. Chocolate airbrush guy, Fieri chilly Coney. Thanks. Bit everywhere. It's great. He's Sinatra guy that I'm not in that order. Hi is Martin Luther King? Yes. Yeah. Yes. Everyone over the weekend. Adam what's us, and you picture of wanting to Vegas? Yeah. In my hotel room. There's a magazine with his face on the congress taking quietly shit. Somebody asks you his publicist is. Because my feeling is is I don't have this. But if I did I'd probably Gill past Kathy, Griffin's publicists and has Jesse small that's publicist in mind guy Fieri because I this guy. I don't know what he does. And he's everywhere the guy the guy makes the guy makes pulled pork sandwich. And now, he's everywhere. Make it he eats it. Oh, he eats a pork sandwich. Do that. Ryan, right. That's my that is my that. That's my third guy Fieri encounter. Yes. I I mean, if you a small polish joint outside of Boston, literally seats nine people hole in the wall polish. Join and the biggest thing in that place is post guy Fieri has unbelievable. How matter you? I if you own a restaurant legit restaurant in guy Fieri hasn't been there. How about this? That's a slap in the face. Although here's. You know, I've always said there was that supermodel. Gotta can't remember name. But she was involved at the whole sue NAMI thing at the resort movie about impossible, and she was aiding photographer swept out to sea. And you know, look. This is no disrespect. But this is the fantasy of every guy who starts dating a supermodel which is last boyfriend swept out to sea. Because if she's banging Brad Pitt for two years before you then you turn on the news. And it's kind of weird you put on entertainment tonight. And you're watching TV. The Brad Pitt showed up the Redcar in the. Do I say, yeah, we do. So I feel bad for all my ex girlfriends Cova was that her co by right swept out to sea. Not coming back coming back. Here's the thing. Or if he comes back with a beard hell of a story volleyball. All right. Here's what I'm saying. What if guy Fieri your ex husband, we all we all know that thing? And you're the new husband. And that's after the message Avars like we've all everyone does that thing where it's there's a wedding and the access getting married, and then she doesn't want to but we're friends now. But that groom one day. We're hard for your you're going to the new restaurant run into so. And so when she's with her new show, uncomfortable, whatever that's going on there. What it's guy Fieri just everywhere. Just haunting your dreams every hotel room every restaurant Ceac. He he will literally be over your shoulder as you're on a date. Yeah. In this game. Like if you were dating his ex wife. Yeah. Note the original version of that is and maybe worse before he married, JoAnne. Woodward, Paul Newman, ad ex-wife. You mentioned every time. Grows every dressing all donations. Go to share what a good guy. Of course. They do. This washable doc. Let's go look watch documentary on chassis God. Quietly everywhere by was. Guy been married. A kid to kid on the show. Okay. I hope he has an ex not for her. But for the new poll asked to go. Fortunate. It's Tom Khaliq. You. All right on a on a more somber note Brody Stevens who's a comedian who I knew not well he's been on the show before. And he was always a fix your the comedy store and he loved baseball actually played softball with him once years ago in studio city, I've seen him guest host TMZ. He guest hosted this show seemed like a very high energy sort of manic, but fun the I end of kinda guy. What? What happened? And how well did you know? I knew I knew Brody. I mean, if you're a comic, you know, Brodie, he's he someone described him on Twitter as L as official comedy mascot, like he kinda guy if yes can that? He was a what? Yeah. And and he always preached his his his sort of catchphrases were positive energy and joy it, and that's what he would say constantly in. You know, you'd say, hey, Brody. How how are you be like living the dream? Yes. Positive energy like, and he he could not bomb if he bombed he would turn it around. He would turn a bomb into a kill by saying things like that joke should have got a laugh on cadence alone. Like, he just incredible positive person. You you never in a bad mood after met this man, and he had had struggles with mental illness in the past. There was one episode where he sort of famously went on Twitter and started attacking people, and everyone was kind of very worried about him. It was it was documented in his TV show called enjoy it, which is on comedy central. Pretty sure you can still find it. And but he found some sort of we thought he all we thought he found peace. We thought he found something that he he was in a good state in his life. And obviously that was not the case less Friday. We all got. To to find out that a friend of yours has committed suicide on Twitter, the very weird and very like very heartbreaking. And now like like like like, we talked about I was in Alaska in all all of a sudden, I'm gone. I don't I'm disconnected frantically calling comics like is this real I have friends calling meet do have you heard of Brody like have you heard from him? How soon after that were slated to perform affect your. Imagine of your mind for a while. I was doing I was gonna show about four hours. Do you? Remember the show? Imagine your head with swimming. Yeah. So you kind of go you kind of go on stage. You kinda just. I a very good comic and very good friend of mine who name is Kate quickly. She had a show that night. And she said that performing that night was an out of body experience. Like, you're watching yourself performed going, man. I I wonder how this person's gonna pull it together. How old was Brody forty eight. And you wonder do you guys wonder I always have my sort of theory. It's my Ellen dancing theory, which is evil person wants to dance wanted to project something that they're not feeling, you know, sometimes I wonder about people when they're like good vibes. Good doing great. Like, you wonder if they're trying to talk themselves into that into existence. Yes. And which I'm all for the opposite is I'm bummed out. And I'm not going to leave the house like I liked it. There's an effort, but you feel like he's was fighting against something. And and he will be the first one to tell you that. And I'm speaking as someone who knew him. There's obviously comics that know him better than I did. And I'm not speaking on behalf of the entire comedy community. But all all I know is that every night since it happened. It is packed at the comedy store. Every comic is going there because that's sort of like our therapy group. That's our support group. I can't talk to my wife about the. My friend killed himself. And he's a comic like it doesn't. She doesn't know who he is. So like every night, the the comedy store has been packed, and it's just been people that are going there. And so there's another podcast out there. That's called a kill Tony and its stars. Tony Hinchcliffe and he critiques open mic comedians. They do they do a random drawing an open mic to run run up on stage. They don't know that they're performing that night. And all of a sudden, they're performing the two minutes. And then Tony group of celebrities. Critique them last night was at the comedy store. It was dedicated Brody. And there was one joke that just I can't remember laughing this hard where as specifically rotund female comic walked up on stage. Bert Kreischer was one of the judges and Tony Hinchcliffe Brody. Stevens was famously from the valley. About one eight. Yeah. So Tony cliff asks the female comedian goes, I I wonder how much you and Bert Kreischer would way together, and then someone with a soundboard hits a button, that's Brody going eight one eight till I die and that while that made us let that was that that made us laugh so hard, and that wasn't that was such a release to hear aid to have his voice make us laugh again. And that's good. But but but yeah, I mean that sound guys incredible. There's no one that's even close to him in terms of his timing and degree. I mean now. Does he have a brother? Yeah. Yeah. And and we've all we've all lost people in. Fortunately as comedians. We seem to lose some of our friends way too soon. But yeah, this one this one really hurt and it's not. I I hate to say this because this man was also very good friend of mine. But when when when when ralphie may died. Yes. It was shocking. And we hated it. And we and we mourned, but we kind of knew you look at ralphie. You're like, okay. You're on borrowed time. Like, yeah. You're not gonna live to ninety like that's just a fact Brody. We you just kind of expected him to always be closed. Now chose the comedy store. It was just like so it was such a blow and the entire Hollywood community mourns and the day he died he was trending number one on Twitter world worldwide. Really? And we were comics were laughing and crying because we're like he would've he would've loved that. Yeah. I mean, he was training because of yes. And he would have made Joe. He would have made jokes about it. He he the guy being on stage. Like, I had died trend on Twitter like he would have done that the very very bitter. We used to part that always. Is. Uncomfortable about the suicide part is you realize that that was roiling around them for a while like thinking about it for weeks days, or whatever years going into it in your life. Like, oh, you're telling jokes, and you're doing the positive energy thing. But somewhere in the recesses your mind, this is on this. This is this is on the launching pad. Perhaps this is something. And then what actually physically brings them to do it? It's it. I always think about those moments just before and I go God. It's what was going through your head then. Yeah. And just say, it's a it's a mental disorder because this guy had his health. He had his life. He was living a life that most people dream of it makes me think about Richard Jenny member killed himself and going back to the sort of theme of the show with the biggie. Smalls like Richard Jenny's, one of those guys you. Probably kill themselves twenty years ago. And and was a big stand up comedian and was during the radio show. I I can't recall the can look it up. It was. Yeah. So it's not been fifteen years. But. He was a great stand up and. I don't know. How old he was? It's one of those things where you think of them as older because you're younger, but he's forty nine. So they're both the same Brody forty eight forty eight and forty nine. Yeah. I mean guys that had their health had their had money had career had had everything Dan chose not to see their fiftieth birthday. So if anyone is feeling that way police reach out that was the end. And what what I can't stress enough is. 'cause I've I've met people that had episodes, and then had to be, you know, went to the hospital for failed suicide attempts, and one of the things that they tell me is that when they were going through that episode, and when they were making that when when when they made the decision to kill themselves is they thought I want to reach out to people. But then I would just be a burden on someone. And they say like if I call someone they're gonna be like, so and so's going nuts. I gotta go save their like, and I can't stress the people if if you're going through anything you are not a burden. The we we and anyone with half a heart would be more than happy to give up whatever necessary to make sure that you live through another day that you smile again. Well, all the people that were devastated by your shuicide would be bird willing, be burdened. Yeah. Just do the math. Yeah. I mean, Joe Madden. The manager of the cubs. In his introductory press conference to spring training brought up Brody Stevens and said, we he's a he's a friend of the team, and we're saddened by his passing so many people love this, man. And it's it's always shocking. It's I mean, it's a pollyanna Chee. Yeah. Not not to open everybody up to this. If they're not they don't have the time. But there's been people, and I can't be the only one I know I'm not the only there's people who've reached out to me on Twitter on Instagram saying the same thing, and we shit chat and we've gone back and forth. And it seems to have made a difference at least for today. So if there's no one that you know that well or you're not you're on the outs with the family or whatever tweet me. I'm happy to talk to you tweet me. But I do have a couple of questions like do you like cheese? A few. These aren't disqualifying themselves, right and overall passion fruit ice versus regular. Would you turn right? If the signal was read, but if no cars were coming the other direct you sell cursory. Yes. Glance at you a couple of questions floor more than five yelp reviews. Could help all these things. Have you used in the last seventy two hours, if you nounce something was problematic, and if so might steer it a little different direction. When someone says that you're being divisive. You correct them and say divisive. That's right. Have you ever used the term excuse you, Mark yourself outside or young man? All right. Brad williams. Show's coming up all over the place playing Newton New Jersey and uncast Ville. The sun casino. And we're traveling the same roads to Wilbur theatre coming up on Saturday March sixteenth, it's beautiful. It's their time of played it. And I'm really excited like you said you were just there. It's an amazing theater. And it's you know, I hear Joe coy on the show talk about like how is progressions going. Now. He's playing stadiums. And things like that. And yeah, I was playing comedy clubs and now in in New Jersey and playing at theater doing the Wilbur theatre. We just added a third show at the Mohegan sun on the Saturday. I love it's awesome. Yeah. I'm gonna the Wilbur a he consent third show. Dr. Oh, but but third time playing. Elbow seamless take that other south. All right. How many times are you gonna mess up eight one eight dies? All right tell you about Castrol edge stronger under pressure. Get ready sound guy. Titanium transfers under pressure to keep the metal apart and fighting and robbing the friction that friction it is three times. Now. Guy. Three times stronger against. Scusi breakdown leading full synthetic not too bad Castrol edge, exceeds the toughest industry standards. Right. We will take a quick break. We'll come back with Brad Williams in the news right after this. 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Part 1: I Voted Stickers, Stolen Steaks, and Helping Quaden Bayles with Brad Williams (ACS Mar 5)

The Adam Carolla Show

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Part 1: I Voted Stickers, Stolen Steaks, and Helping Quaden Bayles with Brad Williams (ACS Mar 5)

"Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show on podcast one. Well we have Brad Williams coming in give us a follow up on his Australian boy. He helped so much with lots of thoughts about that. I voted stickers and much more little uncomfortable with the interaction with myself and Jean and grand about I vote. It's there but you never know what's going to happen on the show. I thought about the Tommy. John didn't give they give three of them. Fabric fit and function proprietary fabrics. That perform like nothing. You've ever worn before. No wedgie guarantee comfortable. Stay put waistbands luxurious soft feather light moisture Wyking breathable fabric fabrics. I should say designed to move with you know bunching or riding up. I'm wearing mine right now. If you don't love your first pair you get a full refund with their best pair. You'll ever wear or free guarantee. 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We've gotten into it before anyone wear those and when need those there's a lot of people. Judging my social media need them. That's his story. How `bout the folk that takes a picture of themselves in a Lotta people on my side. I mean Oh there you go. I don't particularly like myself. What exploding here's the thing so for me on search? I didn't put it on my boo because a giant picture of my job. But I don't know it was my choice and my choice alone that being said working for a newsroom and talking about voting and and doing stuff rally vote dot net. It seemed like the right thing to do. It's never the right thing to do. Thank you But then I give blood. I gave blood that anymore. I don't see those anymore. I think because people aren't giving blood reason I don't know maybe that's more regional like where there's a hurricane or something tornado. Mass shooting last one. I can think of his at pulse. Well let's let's break down the psychology behind this. I am vehemently against any large group activity and being a part of that large group. It doesn't this is my whole thing with minorities or like as a woman you know. I have my the knock it off. Keep walking not interested. Now if you can get into some sort of you know to me. It's just there's a handful of folks that have won the Nobel Peace Prize of the heisman trophy. That's very interesting to me. The stuff that everyone we can all doesn't feel like anything to me. And so when you then joined that group or you then say via sticker that you've joined that group you've only joined hundreds of thousands or millions of people that makes no difference to me. I felt this way about a high school diploma. I was just like so what now. We're going to go on a construction site clean up garbage and by the way they're not gonNA losers. Yeah but it's not only that I didn't feel any sense. Why the fanfare? Yeah it's like I hung in. I didn't get into quailed so heavily that I was able to get be warehouse long enough to then walk down the sing and get this piece of paper and then I'm just GONNA go pick up garbage and dig ditches. What did you guys feel about graduating highschool? But you're going to college like you had to graduate participation trophy. In retrospect because it's just don't fuck up that dhadly and you'll make it through out of fifteen hundred students only one or two didn't yeah go. This a lot of people are proud and celebrate and have parties and parties owner. If the closer you are to a generation. That didn't do that. There wasn't a thing you know what I mean. Dave that makes more celebration. I mean for you time. I graduated family. Hit GRA- yeah. My Dad does well later. The point is I I looked at. It is neither here nor there. I look at it as like a cool and I got checks from my family for for graduation presents calling you get the email that says you have been selected by the Hilton Resort Company for Amazing. You may already be a winner dear. Mr Mrs Permanent Dweller I I. It just feels like right in so voting doesn't feel that feels that way to me. Giving blood is better. Feel kind of feels that way to me. Davis I maybe a counter thought to that. I don't know if it's countered that I I. I feel as though I believe Brian feels that not. Everyone should vote. If you don't know what you're voting for and you haven't looked into it take a powder for doing research that day. Yes maybe not for you but do like because like it or not. We can accept that right now. We are in a social media. Whatever societal peer pressure society just are so you might as well pressure someone into doing something good doing their civic duty giving blood if it means that they get to put a sticker on their forehead and take a picture and maybe that'll be like somebody else will see that and go. I want a sticker to then you know what you got off your ass for five minutes. We are in a pre peer pressure society. It might as well peer pressure them to do something. Good I don't see I think it's something that runs much much deeper and much more psychological than a sort of a practical application. I'm just not wired for that now. I don't have any sense of myself or what people would think of myself. Or why oftentimes when someone goes well you gotta understand how that would sound like coming from you. Go why because you're the boss. You're the whatever and go. So what like? I don't have any sense of it so it just feels it just feels like we're entered a large pool of human beings half of which you agree with the other half you disagree with and while. I think it's a good idea to vote. I don't think it's a good idea to show people. He voted. But that's my wiring. But a lot of my won't vote if they don't get to show people they voted. Really yes there. That's what I'm saying. Here pressure argument. This ad is true with more early voting stickers becoming obsolete I see people wearing them and put them out there and and to see it on the Internet. I don't know I I. I don't know it's up there with baby on board with me. It's just like look I'm not gonNA rear end you or if I am I am. Yeah I've committed to this the your your flag on his omitted ramming you in the rear end like. That's my but my point is the baby on board or not as you just saying something to me or the family the stick stick family sorry gene. I'm sorry I'm wired this way right. Do you remember. I wish I had some. I wish I wish I was wired the other way where I had some pride in just things at other people seek pride and well and you have to remember. I come from a long line of needlessly proud and excited people so when we first got when I got a trader Joe's in Kansas City. My mom openly weeping like listen. I'm walking down the phone with me so we get excited about. I like Gada. I liked it. It's good nicely. I don't know it may lead to panic. Attacks Kayak I do feel like my D- tuned wiring is also what able to drive race cars and be kind of D- tuned car but it's also wiring. I mean I you know. It's no different than I went and took fill out for a walk last night. I went to the whatever cuts cheapo cuts. Let's just call them what it is instead of the sports and all the theme intact elect cheap guy cut or it doesn't care cut or been married over fifteen years cut or whatever that is give up on life. Yeah and you go in there and I walked there last night and there was nobody in the place so I had phil who I normally tie up outside but I opened the door and the middle aged women go come on come in there patting him and he's just walking around him and at some point he just flops. Over in the middle of the floor in the middle of year everywhere called linoleum just rolls over there stepping over him and stuff and I realized. Oh He's wired a certain way he's a dog and then there are other dogs that are chihuahuas. Their eyes are bugging out. There just wired and can you get failed to be wired any differently and can you get the Chihuahua to be wired? And even they're both just dogs. I would say well. I've known Pit Bulls. That were extremely sweet. Of course the pit bulls who are fucking business animals and it's how you take care of them so I think animals have a range. I don't know if you can you in? Oh yeah look you can turn your fifteen year old boy into a school shooting if you do you put up put put out put out cigarettes on that you can do. I'm saying can you change that wiring of the dog? I don't think so no I was GONNA say similarly to Brian. The only way that would change if your dog was so afraid of view it started shaking like a Chihuahua. Otherwise dogs your dog. All right well I had got So we got brad coming in. We have that Kwaidan Bela's bales bales. Brad Ashley Yes. International hero was all over the news a week or so ago he had done it. Go Fund me page. It's up over four hundred K now over four hundred sixty thousand four hundred a foreign sixty K. Wow Yeah and he didn't elect to use the money and go to Disneyland. He elected give it to charities. The we'll talk about it with Brown when he gets here. But that's what that's what they're saying they're not. I thought they were just using the little tiny part for the vacation and everything else going to charity. But maybe there's updates coming up in we'll We'll get to that. But that's the story. He's out Australia Australia. Yeah nine year old out of Australia. What was the deal? He was being bullied and his mom. Sorta filmed him saying he wanted to kill himself. I didn't watch the video. We have a little bit of it because i. It's so hard to that so hard to look at him now but out here. We go skating namely Educate Chilton. Wonder why kids killing themselves. Now so heartbreaking mom. You didn't help me when they were nice to see that. All societies going to be a pilot. Shit just US RIGHT. We always act like we cornered the market on spag racist. It's pretty much a human impulse spread around quite even the human impulse. We're probably a little late to the party. And a lot of drawn quartering in a lot of humiliation and being locked up in the tower and all that we weren't even around back. Then that's right question about that overtime loss right. As it pertains to the stickers this is a woman who filmed her child some could say it's exploitative find out a little weird and look at the the ground swell of support that this kid's he's from all over the world saying yeah it's not okay. Yeah I like the the byproduct of it. I feel. It's weird when people pull their cameras out being attacked by a shark or what needing a hug or second. Yeah we're now. They're now where people are just. I saw video last night. Like one guy was drowning. The other guy was saving. I'm in the other guys like filming the whole thing but I guess that's we're at on the other hand if it if it makes some bullies put down the stack or put down the slushy that they're going to dump on the kid's head like in weird science at the mall. You know. Maybe maybe it's a good thing is it makes one ray his penis back in his pants on somebody it's also A processing in this is this is an interesting thing so I tell people all the time. Stop looking yourself as a victim and then stop looking. Yourself is is being bullied now. People get bullied But that doesn't mean you have to perceive yourself as a as a victim per se although there's real victims out there for sure but I was beat upon a by my friends constantly constantly but I never looked at. It is being bullied and I never took it personally. I just thought this is what we do. I never I didn't have I wasn't that invested. You know ray threw a knife at mean it stuck in my knee. Once I had the flaming marshmallow stuck to the side of my face and that thing was fully engulfed when it was it fully flaming when it stuck decided. I've had the Great Jeff Katz through a sack of gold medal flour into my fan my room. I Shit smeared my ear. I pissed on a thousand times. I've pushed beat on you know knocked around just endlessly but I never had anything to do with. It's true I knew the guy and doing it on the counts because you were at the end of the day friends of them over the house. They'd come up well over the house. You're still gonNA flaming marshmallow stuck to your face. It still leaves a mark whether your worst enemy your best friend much like the jackass guys. When your friends do it does not bullying. It's bullying but a lot of people if somebody did something to them a friend that was so heinous and so far past the line they might not talk to that person anymore Hang out with that person anymore. I know a lot of people that are broken off relationships with friends because the person did XYZ and I had XYZ impeding Q. All done and I never thought about not hooked hanging out with them. But I get I get into. I'd get into. It was some strangers on occasions. Fight some fistfight. Some you know roughhousing or some thing on a sports field or something in even even fights and in what had I never really took any of it personally I I never thought of it. It's like this person is trying to beat me up. I thought of it is this person's trying to beat a person who I happen to. I live inside this body. But he doesn't know meaning like when people stop you at the airport. They want to get a picture. They're getting a picture with a person they've seen on TV. They're not really getting a picture of you so you live inside the body of the person that's on TV. It sounds a little surrealistic. But what I'm saying is I don't feel connected to the picture. I don't feel connect. I've gotten a fist fights. I don't feel connected to. That's a person fighting somebody who they got a whatever with in expressing it that way but I have that sense of. I'm buying into this and I thought I don't know look road rage. Is You cut me off? I don't look at it. You cut me off. I look at it as you another car off that I'm driving right. And if you look at it that way you're not going to chase the person in the next episode about well. It is any other car. They don't know you. That's that's there's there's a narcissism to making it you. I feel the same way about corona virus. It's a disease it's not looking for me. It's just out there X. amount of people are GONNA get it. I've done the math. I'm not in the group that's going to get it or I am either way. It's it's there it's not. You're not in the group that it's going to kill by any means you know the the flu and you'll here's how committed. I am to shaking hands. Strangers dirty hands. Here's how committed I am after the first show. We did two shows in Cleveland to shows and Indian than two shows the following night. My hand is fucked up because my right hand. Because that's the hand they shot up and try to pull behind a place and whatever so I got this bad right hand in every single person waited in line their first move was put her there and I gotta say the put her there in the midwest versus the wave models. We're dealing with out here mead. It's different putter. They're these dudes got pause. And there's some stocky beefy dude. It's like their beef. The show prove something. You notice when you when you around a little bit you get to those Cleveland's in Milwaukee so you get some beef-eating dunes. There ain't no vegans in that group and they give you that big paw and every single one of them was just come by Corolla there and I was like I don't WanNa do the fist-bump because I hate the fist-bump but I don't want to have to explain to everybody that my hand is fucked up. I got this condition. It's not important anymore. Really wanted to stop with everyone to go. Look at my hand. My hand checked up. I just shook everyone's hand. It hurt a little bit and then I went home and went to bed or back to where I didn't even watch your bucket of Champagne. Champagne Ice Oh yeah I did. I did get the ice out of the out of the beer bucket to putting out whisky glass so You know so just shook a thousand people's hands Jira Max Pat of soap when you get home. You're the hotel I use of every once in a while not every time but I imagine that the bacteria in your body is probably frozen off with your cold showers Cleveland Kwaidan family has Decline to go to Disneyland. Which for funds go to grassroots charities He should've gone in Disneyland. All right so That is That is Mighty Nice of him. I had a Oh I forgot about. Pf changs Forgot to tell you guys this story from the road. I I love me from Bungalows Shoe Midwestern Food I love. I love me some. Pf changs and I'm now somewhere where there is nothing around vice swing by PF CHANGS F. I spot one. I was out walking in indy. We'd done the beef in the Schnitzel. A little a little over board with the Braatz over the last like three days audubon buffet walking around and I walked past a PF changs. I called Mike and Max Payne I said just meet the PF changs. We'll eat before we do. Our two shows a night. We ate there but there was a little incident which could seat no walking tape. Now it is true it it gets crowded but we're having to walk in there like five and so we had some had some space We had our waitress our waitress. Ided oh you guys who do you feel more sorry for the fifty one year old waitress with the kind of fading Tattoo on at the PF. Changs and you get it like. This is not where she wanted to be at age. Fifty one of the planet a divorce or two and a career. That never really worked out. Maybe a little too much there. We all know those people that just stink. They'll never see their thirty fifth birthday. Just partying and twenty seven. And they're just like it's like it's never GONNA END PARTY POINT. They're working at a PF. Chang achieve probably fifty working at the CIA. Every restaurant I've worked at had at least two right. So who's is it. The fifty two year old chicken. Pf changs WHO's working as a waitress or is it the seventy one year old white dude at the Home Depot. Where you just WanNa go what what happened like come on. It's sad that didn't work now. There's rare exception. When the seventy one year old guy just doing it because he wants to get out plumbing fixtures. But I'm not talking about that. I'm not about the guy who had to go back in and in her. I always feel sorry for the lady up. I was GONNA say I imagine. At least the seventy one year old dude home depot was drawn there because he likes construction or tools or something maybe trying to Split Your. She Likes Lettuce. Causes the woman who she again the. Car Cacophony car. She could be working in restaurants. You get into grocery store you know what I mean. I just had a passion for Chinese food. Well yeah that's true but she probably makes more tips than that guy's making thirteen bucks an hour. I sound like a weight belt. Getting you know doing manual labor and when I talked to that guy and I asked him for an L. B. or a keyhole saw goes I know it's not passionate about it but either way we had been sighted to that we had that waitress. Yes I always feel bad for. I'll tell you I mostly feel bad for the women because a lot of it is luck of the draw. You could have married a guy who was like sober and successful and got a law degree and like went on to be whatever our you marry the bad guy. You're you're all equally bankable at twenty six and a half. You know like you could tell. This chick was pretty when she was twenty. Six could have easily married whomever I mean but but they ended up with the wrong guy. That's my that's my sumptious. At least but anyway you get into this before the appetizers for the lettuce wraps no but she did. She was that it went from bad to worse because she she was she. She brought us our food and then as they're bringing pork fried rice to the table next ours guy was just holding the train it was like sorta hanging off the edge and the whole thing just on the floor which is tough for me because I love pork fried rice. I didn't do the clapping or the winter. I had to see it. I was physically just facing and Chris. Maybe Mike it as back to it or something like that but I was like facing it so she dumped this whole thing pork fried rice on the floor and then the guy went off to go. Clean it up and our waitress just got done. Taken our ribs off the off the bill because they showed up so lazy went. Yeah you'RE NOT GONNA pay for. That was that was like your good woman and you deserve good things that she walked four feet binding and eight shit on pork fried rice. I mean just slapped the floor like you. You think you don't think of rice. Is that slippery but the pork part makes it slippery? She had no idea what happened behind her. She turned around and she us a shit. Just I mean there's there's a kind of a fall and then there's over low rob this just full well. Oprah sorta tripped and fell this feet coming out from under you slap on the grandma. She's lying there this close to helping her this close look at and then she got up grabbed her indeed interesting. I got a bad knee and she just all right in the kitchen. I just thought Addison. That's she's a keeper. And I looked at Mike and I said let's go twelve percent on the tip and he said we usually that's digits he said and I said Yeah but just one time. We don't tip on the ribs. Obviously they're gonNA hold onto the thing. Yeah she smacked tarred and that was sad yet. You still hustling around you. Because she had all these big parties because this is when the the NFL combine was a talented tables to sit and Mike mayock. So yeah so that was. That was tough but I don't know everyone You are at some point going to be fifty one and you may be working at A. T. Tgi Friday's or something. So keep that in. Mind care of your future self. Oh my God remember. You're not in your car. If somebody cuts you off that is not you. That is a car. That's in front of them but remember there is a version of you. That's fifty five out there somewhere. That's right so take care of that. Version says take care of your money so it would take care of you lighter. Smart later gene is getting drunk on impression. The Great Yul Brenner has another cable. News has hockey net. Said I happen thinking about characters for you to do. Oh Yeah Oh yeah I said to Chris Genus Got Damn. She's an onion filled with talent. Just keep peeling it back entire weekend. She's she she's amazing improvisational actors and does all those characters. So Well I don't know maybe we'll take some requests for can't wait to accidentally disappoint you. 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And it is w. s. l. p. r. one ocean and you can check that out on See where do you get that We can listen on the Himalayas APP. Or wherever you get your podcast. All right brad is out there. I think we should bring that Brad in here. And he's got a whole bunch of stories about His daughter and Elway John Elway John elway and his daughter and all that kind of stuff do that right after the ACS fans get it on. We wanted to take a moment to tell you if you haven't signed up for the Corolla newsletter yet. You missing out. Every Saturday you'll get exclusive video content. You can't get anywhere else behind the scene stories and a new giveaway each and every week we've already given out an all expense paid trip to La to watch the super bowl with us and this week three lucky winners will get an acs to shirt. Signed by Adam Brian Gina. Enter for your chance to win at Corolla newsletter DOT COM. Today it's time to check Adams voicemail. Corolla Dan out here in San Diego. I hate to be the one that ship on your point. I know that's usually Brian's job but you were talking on the show today about the Brad Nailer and you know I was just putting into based sure about fifteen minutes ago before I heard you say that now using a pin nail but I think brad nearby it'd be a little bit fat for facial but you know that's just me I'm the guy doing you can leave us a message at eight. Six three four one seven four four having sex same conversation at the house. You can't get away from it. We play that one before. I think we did. That's my opinion Naylor by the way Brad. Nailer was nicknamed high. School is a great. I saw in the voice mail list and I saw Brad Brad. Brad play that one good actually. The Brad Nailer is the smallest of the pneumatic Naylor's cow. That is perfect. I was named after an actor. My parents named me after the smallest Naylor's. Oh yes brad. Then finish the finish keeps goes it goes framing gun Finish Gun Oh Brad. Nailer than pin nail. I think the pianist a small middle name is pen. Finish I am signing it off with one guy who doesn't solid like. What do I know this doctor before we get into it There there was some hot controversy going on at this show That I was a part of but not in studio to talk about There was a steak incident. That's I did a Gig at Mastro's for a some rich guy because when you're rich you you don't buy things you by people who signed me up so ultimate pray yes Showed up twenty minute headstart. What I thought I was doing. Twenty minutes to stamp start now is nineteen so adamant to get some food to go. I have a wife and baby at home. The wife wanted the white ones astro. So I I I got to go and apparently added steak. Got Into my to go box and took it with me. Thank you I was waiting for it. And but it already had a couple of bites taken out of it so I have this mastro's stake it's got a couple of bites taken out of the wife doesn't want that and then so what do I do. Like BITES. Like a half a million. Hey otherwise you know. So what's Dwarf to do thankfully I had my trusty steed otherwise known as my pit bull and I throw saddle on them. I ride them. There is right. Yeah my daughter is longest. A protein isn't wasted. I'm I'm fine. Didn't you eat it? I didn't WANNA catch the. I didn't want to catch the Corolla virus. Yeah thanks thank you So but I felt bad because Adam you came on the show and you talked about is devastated and you talked about how you don't like to waste food and you feel like you were robbed. Well a juicy steak I'm going to bring this to a very happy ending which is Bryan. Spoke about the executive chef over there. Who's then moved onto doing Arnold Palmer's palm desert brings but he then all provided you with a couple of bone in filet. Six rid is wow innings rib is bone in a regular the sent them. They were so thick. I thought there were a fillet. Oh wait isn't flaming Yawn bone-in filet Mignon a good and adequate there are there are fillet fillet by definition means you fillet taken. The bone out. But there's a filet Mignon with the bone in it right. There is such a thing. That's what I ordered. I think either way this guy showed. I love the bone in filet Mignon alone but anyway I thought it was anyway. I throw it at all last night. Only maybe if you need it even more of a happy ending Brad Williams because I felt so bad about this that I got you Adam. Corolla a gift card to outback steakhouse God. He's never been to outback steakhouse. I've heard that I've heard he passed it up because you because you only go when you're in the middle class and you hadn't been middle-class so welcome to the middle. I'm very exciting. I'm excited about this. The blooming onion that out they get yourself a blooming onion and now we are all all his right thing and just so you know now. My daughter cannot eat because I spent so much money. That outback steakhouse gift card. Well let's talk about your daughter's name in the way story place yeah So my daughter Is named Elway. I named her elway. Her name is elway Williams in color. Elliott Elliott and. The reason why John Elway was my God growing up. He was my favorite quarterback of all time. Actually my wife's idea ten name her elway. Not My wow. She is from San Francisco. She's a hippy. From San Francisco. She likes hippie names. I like very traditional aims. She wanted name our daughter and I was like. Oh you mean Stephanie. She's like no per Stephanie. And Mike that's a horrible idea. San Francisco didn't want to go with Montana back but so we're debating names. I'm doing very traditional names. He's doing all these weird moonbeam Sunshine Star. Kist names and then she looks up on my wall where I've assigned John Elway Jersey and she goes What about way? I thought you'd never had so fast forward to the time when My wife in was still pregnant neighbor. Elliot's not point yet. Yes take this in the spirit. Which is ten. I thought I thought he was more of a. Doug flutie well now that laughing but Doug flutie now scrappy. Think big enough to battle in the league. I don't mean Drop Camp. On for twenty years as a can't be associated with it targeted elway so so in December. I get a phone call from a man who works at John. Elway Motors John. Elway owns many car dealerships in Colorado in one out here in southern California in Ontario. And they say hey we we hear. You're a comedian. And you're a big broncos fan. How would you like to play at the Christmas party for John? Elway motors and I go. Fuck Yeah let's do it and they go all right well. Let's talk payment. I'm like John elway going to be there. They're like absolutely like payment done so I go want to negotiate her baby and it's like what so I go and elway shows up. Everyone's in suits. I'M I go up to John. I'm meet him. It's the scariest moment of my life. Because how many times did you meet your absolute hero? You know so we started doing this podcast. You See So I go on stage and I'm going to do the show. John sits right in the front row are up. That's the scariest moment in my life. 'cause you're like looking at your hero He laughs at my jokes. Tell the joke I tell him onstage. And I'm naming my daughter. Elway in I tell him onstage I go please do not fuck up the name. There's some guy out there that eight years ago it was like this is my son. My favorite comedian. Say Hello Cosby now. All gone to hell so I tell them right. Do not fuck up the name. He'll he'll laugh at that. I finished my set. John Starts The standing ovation. He stands up. Starts Clapping most real moment of my life. After that I brought some stuff with me I have I walk up to him. I have him sign it he signs of football and I actually go do mind if I go out for a pass O. And he goes. Yeah go foreign so long I go. Hey throws me past the videos Obama instagram. I caught a pass from John. Elway the legend the goat screw. Your Tom Brady. Arguments have bill belichick so and in John's like that was great. What are you doing tomorrow and I will. I gotta fly home to my pregnant wife and he goes. I was GONNA invite you to the game. No candidate call up and to her credit. She was like yeah. You stay so I got to go to the broncos verse lions the next day. Sit in John. Elway's box with the man and Eat really good food with him and We there. There's the photo friends okay of us in the box. Wow and then after that. We went to steak talk. We went to elway steakhouse. Oh Jeez I kept thinking like all right. Where's the person that's GonNa come in here and say all right? That's the best day of your life. Now you die. That's that's what I figured. It was the greatest day ever. I have an awesome. Oh all right is Well it just shows you have what You know you watch the game of John. Elway text Jimmy. Kimmel fly fishing with Huey. Lewis have a goal. See if you get there. Yeah me masturbating alone in front sports. We gotTA have a dream. I tell you I mean now you guys think I'm kidding about this but The broncos famously Their mascot for lack of a better fan mascot was rare. Oh Man Right yes. The Band Mascot Barrowman. I I love that guy and I love seeing him on TV of cowboy hat hoots and he passed several years ago. All Right Pete Barrowman subtle. Baron were ever nothing. Here's a man who are out of that. Barry never had a barrel boy only had a barrel man and is more would have it. He had a son son. But we'd never seen Caraman fucked. Oh there was a bunghole right. The front ride bunk right out. But I see you Is Barrel boy barrel too long? Lost Son of barrel man. Yeah come down from parts. Unknown claim the mantle. Yeah your father had left out. Barrel man became coughing man. At some point he transitioned from a barrel to a coffin was probably less than a week. Yeah but he went from the barrel to accommodate had to be ten twelve years ago. Now it's been a while. How barrel shaped right justice. It's wipe had any a shred of dignity but barrel Gal. Pearlman died no nine. It's over a decade but now barrel boy return we get a party ball from core. I can I can. I can hollow it out. I'm actually wearing a sponsored by cores. You know what I mean. They're the rocky mountain water. We get to enter the stadium PA. Yeah Blurry Wears Barrowman now and then from the Chris. Rock you see. Dryer Guide is from the Rocky Mountains. Hugs prayer boy a sliding on a flu wearing his party ball and he snapped elway raises his hand. Gnarled hand at Serai four barrel bowl. That's right okay. Perfect that's right. And I will lead the Broncos back to the promised. Land cheering them on. Go Look Right. And your catchphrase. Is YOU LEAN BACK? Grant your your junk. You're growing area with both you do both hands. Yeah and a diamond. Move with okay. What's on tap pitch everyone goes? That's that's what borough boy does man. If the angels here in Southern California can have the rally monkey right. I think the Denver Broncos can have barrel boy right Burrell's business. What next piece for me is. I gotta convince the Rams when they're done with the stadium to rename their hotdog to the Ramrod. That's always been that's always been a goal. Grinded post raised now already ball with barrel boy now and move on to the Rams Stadium before they put the sign up at the food stand. I went Ram Ryan Up There. Like it So we should Barrowman. Eleven years. It's been was. He buried in a traditional CASCA. He couldn't he had to be divorced. Nobody and also how does it work? Does that guy have seats or is he just wrong? He would just stadium. Yeah Yeah but technically sit down. Though could yeah. He's wearing a barrel that's right and he didn't get shit from security like. Hey you can't block the Barrowman Yeah Roams. Free Free Nine Eleven. Yeah Grandfather Jack. Nicholson you know going to a Laker Gary even spike Lee. Oh wait all right. I see that he was married. He retired after forty years as a mechanic for United Airlines. Yeah and buried in a traditional to all right so let's talk about Was It is it quieten? Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah kwaidan. Yeah Yeah it was Now or bail. Sorry yes Australian boy I'm I'm we all I think most of us all the video guys even and I didn't know about the video and then I got people all my Australian fans. Were sending me this video of this of this kid. I don't know and they kept putting the subject Brad. Do something do something right. What do you what do I do like? He's a moment away. I'M A war flag. Do you think well okay? I'll bring it up at the next meeting like I don't understand what you want me to do. But then I watched the video and the kids being bullied. He's crying. He's begging mother to give him a knife so we can kill himself. I if you have kids if you don't have kids it's the most heart wrenching video you've ever seen horrific and I thought I gotTa do something. I don't know what I'm GONNA do. I'm I'm in Los Angeles. He's in Australia so what I do is I put up a gofundme page and I figure maybe I can send my Disneyland. I grew up southern California. I went to Disneyland. Who was always a great place for me So I put up the go fund me and said let's and Queen to Disneyland. Set the goal at ten thousand dollars. They'll buy them Some airfare some hotel to rose and that's it But no you know ten thousand dollars and I tweet it I say. Here's the go fund me and then. I go to bed. Wake up the next day. And now the go fund me is eighteen thousand dollars and then fifty thousand dollars and then ninety thousand dollars and then Hugh Jackman does a tweet whereas I offset them Disneyland. Roy Okay. That's my Hugh Jackman. It's spot on Right now right now the go fund me I believe is a hundred and sixty two thousand dollars so now the kid can by Disneyland thrilled about controlling interested you damn right and if a dwarf owns Disneyland. No more high requirements right. You've had based mountain all day. You've skype with him several times. I've talked with him. I've talked to his mother and then as if the kid can get nicer him and his family released a statement that they're not going to accept the Disneyland trip and rather they want all the money to go to charity. While I walk into Disneyland I got a section of money because when you do fun for those you know the person who sets it up. They are in charge of it. They no one. No one else is so executor I am. I am in charge of where the money goes. Brian. I saw your tweet shit do it. Yeah where you told me to embezzle. It is getting from So we I talk. I Talk Acquaintan- and He picked out Several charities in Australia. I got a few charities here in the states Six charities right now are getting about one hundred thousand Australian which is about sixty five six thousand dollars. Us and yeah. We raised a ton of money for for people. And they're all anti-bullying anti-abuse anti anti-discrimination charities and It was really successful and set off a section of money to get to the kwaidan. He can give more charities or use it however you wish. I feel like a lot of the people who donated wanted him to get the money so He got it and the world. The world did a good thing. That's great and I. I think it's Kinda cool because I do hear about comedians going and playing Australian. How full it is then. I realized that you'RE GONNA have to get a bigger venue. Nick well about it. You'll be on their map now. But it's good luck. There's there's nothing wrong with that. Being a byproduct of doing something right. I bet the next time you go to Australia. A much larger venue or selling many more tickets just because of this kind act. I'll be there in December. Twenty twenty Summer this year now. That was not planned. It was not. This was not a grand scheme this I thought this would do nothing. I thought if I could raise a couple thousand awesome but it it took off and I'm really thankful for it and really thankful for all the people that donated and The the the the go fund me is still open. It's still open so you could search it. You could go on my twitter. You can find it and you can still donate if you want to But yeah we raise a lot of money for a lot for a lot of people that that need it. So he's doing. His country has embraced him. He's he brought out the ball for For I think it was a rugby game for like the national rugby team or something Yeah now unfortunately Every time there's something good on the Internet there's always something bad. What so there are people that have now bullied him more because of whatever reason and he had to shut down his social media profile. Real famous real quick. And he's little kid. Yeah he's a kid people. How does this age he's nine? Oh Okay Hold. Hold these thoughts for a second. I WanNa talk about this and the next chapter of this like the bowling part in your how this works this works. I I realized that. Like if you look at any stand up special or any theatrical movie or any documentary on IMDB. There's always you know a hundred ten stars and fifty nine stars and then you go. The bottom is like eighty six one star. That's everybody needs to just go to everyone's person work right property or whatever and just go one. Let me ruin. There's never by the way I I do documentaries. There's no to star reviews and no three star reviews. They just go right down and it's like everyone has them every comedian. Every stand up special every every movie ever made. Who is this sake of our society? The people have voted. The people. Say it's eight RS and nobody says it's two stars who are right to one could be gone with the wind. It could be your favorite standup special. Could BE UPPITY my doc. It's nothing to do with anything just helping bringing this story to light once docked. Yeah what what is this? This I looked. There are many things that are controversial and their many sides to take you take the forementioned. Spike Lee. It's like well. He should've laughed and one out there. Well He's been there for twenty three years yes he was told. You can argue both sides that I got room in my head to hear hear everything but giving really good stand up specials one-star or bullying the cato already got bullied just because he is now finding its way back door to have to be a segment of society. That does that no matter what it's like so we have hipsters hipsters notoriously. Say Like Oh whatever is good is bad like. Oh you like pizza. I like but it's like there's A. There's a morality hipster right right just like sees things. That's that we can all say a nine year old. Being bullied to the point of tears is horrible. It should never happen. It shouldn't happen to anyone. Let also kid with a freaking disability. I here's the thing that's crazy. Where does the energy come from like if you? I bet if you walked into that person's apartment there'd be a sink full of dishes. I bet if you went out to their car there'd be much fast food shit from. It's like if you're GONNA burn some calories hatchet. Clean up the LASAGNA pan. That's been out there for three weeks really. This is where I need to burn some calories on this thing so my dad has a very smart saying that he would tell me all the time. CR- Growing up in that is the easiest thing in the world to do was spend someone else's money I would get hate tweets from people like. Oh so you raise money for anti bullying you on the starving kids in Africa right right. Let me be very clear when I say this. Fuck you fuck you okay. Listen I'm not saying that's not a cause I'm not saying there's not many things out there that we should raise money for and that in that demand attention. I saw a kid who has the same type of dwarfism as me getting bullied into yours. I thought let's do something about it. In the process it went viral. And now I've given. We have all given over four hundred thousand dollars to charity. And you found something wrong with that because it wasn't that charity that you wanted for that specific moment in Your Life. I thought you. I don't know maybe this is part of my wiring of not actually living in my body but I just have a stripe. It's just the ledger. The Stripe in it. And you're either on the good side of it you're on the bad side of it and like when you start going. Yeah fuck these millionaires. They don't pay their fair share. Like listen they're not imprison. They never put their hands on anyone. They didn't rape or kill anybody like can we please just have a stripe and you're either on the happy side of it which Brad and all of us clearly are by taking care of our families in paying our taxes and being decent neighbors missing a lot of money for charity. Some things of that nature. You're that good SI- well you pay traffic laws and you pay your taxes and you get citizen. You recycle me. Pick up dog poop. And then there's the other side that's the side that doesn't pay taxes. That's the site that has kids never takes care of the kids. The moms physically abused their sex. There's so much of it. Could we just agree that everyone on the good side of it is just a no fly zone? You're you're you're so much to focus. And Ironically those those folks never focused on the people on the other side the Rodman's Dad's had twenty nine kids hasn't met one of lets. You focus on your fucking Eireann that Guy Douche. Yeah not the guys raising money for the little kid in Australia I. It's it's it's so misplaced. It's all insanely Miss Point. I have a theory as to why and I'm trying to get into the head of somebody because there's throngs of people like this. You know that the wave is always coming. You can't feel good about doing something because somebody's GonNa come and try and ruin it so I would imagine that the person you describe what the dishes and things may be an a little life and a little bit of a disorder would look at somebody like a nine year old child getting all this love and praise and support going why I never got any love and praise and support. Why should he is that the thinking I I? I got some of those messages now. The vast majority is positive. The vast majority of people saw that story and in saw it was on. Cnn was on Fox News it was on NBC Committee. Picked it up. Everyone picked it up Beth. People saw that story and said well good but I'm just saying what is the seed that whether they conveyed it to you or not there scrolling in their seeing this kid be supported around the world. Half a million dollars. Will nobody ever did anything for me? I thought I expressed to Dr drew the other day. But I Something I'm interested in hearing what you guys have say about and I'll share it with you in a second. I quick simply safe shouldn't feel unsafe at home. And that's why they're simply safe to is in there Protect your home today and get free shipping. It's simply too is simply safe dot com slash right. We'll take a quick break comeback or share a couple of theories and also thoughts on your dad said as well.

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Brad Williams & Adam Ray

View from the Cheap Seats

58:23 min | 1 year ago

Brad Williams & Adam Ray

"Hey, guys, rainy, Jason Sklar here from dumb people town and view from the cheap seats podcasts. And we are going to be in Dallas. We love these clubs the hyenas clubs. It's such a cool thing we never really get to do this. But Thursday night will be in Fort Worth at the hyenas club in downtown doing one show Friday night. We're doing two shows downtown at the Dallas downtown Dallas club, which is an amazing club. And then Saturday night, we do two shows in plano, that was a surprisingly awesome club as well. We love to sell these shows out and have you guys out there. We'll be talking about how dumb the world is getting in our stand up. We're gonna roast each other in our standup. And we'll do lots of comedy about Dallas itself. If you're a podcast, man. If you're a comedy fan come on out. Let us know that you're that you came to us through this through this service. Yeah, it's high inas all three clubs are hyenas again Thursday night and Fort Worth one show two shows Friday night downtown Dallas in the hyenas and then in plano at the hyenas comedy club on Saturday night, two shows, we'd love to see you. We'd love to sell it out. Go comedy. From the creators of the murder minute app. Comes your new favourite fix for true crime. Welcome to the murder minute podcast with a Runtime of about a short commute. Murder. Minute. Is your no nonsense source for true crime? Each episode of the program includes a scripted narrative detailing crime preceded by true crime headlines. A brief true crime news update through meticulously crafted, storytelling and sound design. Murder minute delivers a unique and immersive listening experience. Subscribed today on Himalayas apple podcasts Spotify or wherever you get your podcast. Don't forget to download the murder minute app. Available on the app store and Google play and follow us on Instagram at murder minute for even more true crime headlines murderer minute your daily dose of true crime. Talk to Delhi clo on the dope. And the antidote. They down the street from the practice, though, what you know, though impacting and the now through the ladder rope to mechanics you women to ladder rope. But on the saddle what a paddle and at route this trainers training now. To change money in the way, money wasn't in the way for Mike trout was it murder is navy. Now, maybe it is in the way. Now, I actually we can talk about that later. We'll talk about maybe like an all baseball episode as as opening day approaches, but I'm telling you, I I wanted to talk about trout, I really really really wanted to talk about trad getting four hundred thirty million dollars and how he basically got four hundred thirty million dollars in a way that that lets him off the hook. Bryce, Harper's money is Bess but worth more in pressure in terms of pressure. Just went for the nationals to the Philadelphia nationals essentially he went to a fan base. That's less forgiving, right. You ever Washington kinda doesn't care to the Phillies who throw snowballs at Santa Clara ice balls at Santa Claus. Yeah. So good luck. If you start striking out a lot and good luck. If you have an issue if Mike trout just continue to do what he does dangerous don't even have to win. He just is like I am going to retire angel. Nobody does that anymore. Cal Ripken was really like the last guy to do that. And I'll be one of the greatest players of all time. I wore will be super high statistically, I'll be grade. I will still have no neck, and I'll have four hundred thirty million dollars in the Bank period. I wanted to talk about that. I was gonna say he stuck his neck out for the angels. But he really can't doesn't have an act to stay out. I was going to say that. But here's what I really want to talk about. And I'm with you on this as the Lakers fall farther and Kobe's talking about how this is on. Lebron is the Lakers fall farther and farther back, and basically are they tanking? I mean, they lost the Knicks who are clearly visibly trying to tank to get Zion. Yeah. Which will have Gilbert arenas on this podcast in a couple of weeks. And he's going to explain to you why he thinks ion is not a great first pick overall exactly is a risky move. Exactly. But look the Knicks if they can score own baskets. They would in an attempt to they couldn't ain't gets on. So what I want to talk about is LeBron and what this year has shown us about him. What it does legacy? And how are we going to view LeBron after the fact it'd be like when co I mean, Kobe stayed a Laker is whole life. Yep. Okay. Kobe stayed a Laker his whole life. And we'll go down as one of the greatest Lakers of all time. Because he had those years where they were out in the wilderness didn't make the playoffs. They were terrible. And he came back and he wanted champion. That's right. He built the team around him. He had to ended on a bad. But whatever I mean on down up, by the way, let me just say this about LeBron in two years. They could put the pieces together where they could be competing for championships. Especially if teams like Houston start to lose their pieces or Golden State starts to fall away. Right. So in three years, we could be saying different things about LeBron. But as of right now, it looks like he made a bad move for his overall legacy, and you're making analogy for me, which I totally my analogy is that LeBron James ride the Lakers on the Lakers is essentially Samuel L Jackson in the Capital One commercials. Right. You ask yourself. Do you need the money to Samuel Jackson need? He does like three or four movies every year. Does he need the money? Did it was it a situation and just found his lab, and he couldn't not take it was it just a. Situation out of convenience because I allow them to do something else that he really wants to do like get more kangols. Does it take away from what like I didn't care what Samuel Jackson hosted the Espy's? I thought that was fine. I'm saying does it take away from the great stuff that Samuel Jackson did like Pulp Fiction like Jackie Brown. Like, I mean, every Tarantino movies in as it certainly think of now when we think of Sam Jackson, I think of it a lot a shouldn't be thinking of it. He's in a lot of those commercials. He's yelling at a guy. Gary from the backseat. He's is that what you wanna hear? He's laughing really hard at a sort of funny thing that Charles Barkley said about a a bunch of food setup like the NCW finals, and he's going to probably come back and do a bunch of those who it's going to be you're going to see a lot of those commercials. So you say to yourself why? And I don't know the behind the scenes just like, I don't know about the behind the scenes how much. How important it was for LeBron to start things up with his media career, but he's a young guy. And if he's signs a smaller contract in Cleveland or somewhere else in the Easter in New York, or whatever you could still do all that we pitched a show to LeBron's company was LeBron there. No, that's his company is he gonna show Il maybe show up for a couple of he's got other people to run his company. He doesn't have to be in LA traipsing around the offices of his company he can fly out on a private jet. Come out. He's got ten shows on the air right now. Yep. Any coulda had those shows on the air, whether it was in Cleveland or LA, but he chooses to come to LA, and he is sitting down at the end of the bench away from his team during the team is just losing. He's completely destroyed the chemistry on the team completely. Nobody knows if they're staying or they're going. They don't care Luke Walton who was a promising coach now done they're talking about who's going to be his replacement ruined. A lot of things in the Jetstream that was LeBron going to the spot. That he wanted to get to. Yeah. Yeah. And it's not like the broad hasn't won some things. Just like Sam Jackson amazing. Sam Jackson like you won. You won with Pulp Fiction, you one with some Spike Lee movies you one with maybe you got to the finals but didn't win with Star Wars. Okay. Mazlan? Do you made it to the Donald good stuff made the finals, you didn't win just like LeBron Deuba Cleveland a bunch of years k, but as you're up against The Empire Strikes back you're up against return. The some of the other better better teams. And yet are better groups. Yeah. So look we we don't want and it's a shame. Because look we've always said we like LeBron we, and we want him to what he is is an athlete and who he is. We've all wanted him to be the best player. I wanted him to win a couple more of those championships that he almost one. But didn't I would love it. If we're sitting here right now. And he wanted to more of the ones that he didn't win that he couldn't win so shifts call five out of nine five hundred nine and you're saying. There's no question this guy. He is in the conversation with with LeBron. He's in the car with George Jordan. He's in the conversation, and he may still be in the conversation for some people going nine times and rose amazing. But this is a questionable move. We don't know what it is. And and the last thing we'll say and we'll see how it plays out. But it's not playing out good. His writing is legacy now, and it is a bad chapter a sad chapter with Samuel Jackson. This is what we've what I'll say. I don't wanna hear Samuel Jackson say what's in your wallet? I wanna hear Samuel Jackson say reach in that bag and pull out. My wallet is the one that says bad motherfucker on it. Yeah. That is the question. Can you be Bama the vulgar in a capital? One commercial. Don't think you can you can't say go pull out my wallet. What's in your wallet? Does say bad motherfucker, and he can't say that. No. If he wants to thank you ran into our sound guy, although math or sound guy today. Thank you, Brendan for interest. This big WeChat just chocolate archives? When we come back. Very excited. We're talk basketball talking about the celebrity all star game with two friends. Yes. Who were in that game? They played in the game this year. We're talking about Brad Williams and Adam rate two of our favorite people government amazing podcasts about last night. We bring about last night into the cheap seats right after this break. Stay with me off. Go on in the paint. Yum, yum. It's the most wonderful time the March madness. Oh my goodness. Upon us another huge month in sports across the NBA, and the NC double NBA is kinda get down to it. 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A new star burns podcast delivers debauched biographies of infamous super freaks. You won't believe are real. I love stuff like so like a demon summoning rocket scientists that have a trash wording, millionaire brothers. I mean, hey trash man starting millionaire brothers and others trash shorting millionaire. Rather a blind teenage phone hacker who insect lawyers say porno samurai killer. I love that as crossdressing nuns on the run a major league baseball team strung out on coke and more. Every other words team profiles NS interest is a show about real life. Weirdos hosted by John Fahey, Aaron pita, and Matt Brousseau what an amazing group of dudes. What makes these characters eccentric could be perversion superhuman skill bravery or anything else that sets them apart from the crowd profiles and eccentricity is like scumbag. This American life me find it wherever you get your podcast. Hey, guys. Welcome back to the show as promise these two fellows. They're so great about last night is their podcast and their rates standups to individually that they were in the NBA like celebrity all star talk about this. Let's not we're talking about. And one of them is a power forward forward and one of them was saying like a two guard. Yeah. That we playing William Bradley, Adam Ray, I tell you more of a half guard half guard half guard guard, you I mean, you bodied people up like a power for I tried to body a Carolina legend Steve Smith, and that did not work out who who who knew that. When you tried to guard, a human bicep that it would Smith has no pity for anybody know doesn't slow kitted pinky as proof of that. Why is like I'm not gonna take it easy on this woman. No. His never invited to participate in the Special Olympics. One of many reasons. Over wheelchairs, and will we started the game? We were you know, these like bits plan, and we one where you do pass behind your legs. And then you and then Adam passes behind you took the ball, and you put up a pretty good team by eighteen the place would've would've you would've would've been made the the the basket off the opening tip off. Yeah. Where I did where you grew from the raff before it dipped out. Well, I mean because we bits we rate bits. We had we had a seven foot tall WNBA player going against another seven foot tall WNBA player. And I thought well, that's no fun for anybody. Right. Let's let's throw in the mix. And. Yeah. In the night. And then when the ref brought the ball down I stole it. And when win for the layup blew it because but see here's less of a steel in more of a shoplift. Here's my thought process is like were comedians. Our job is to make this game fund. God damn right. So like, we're not going to be like, we're we're not going to be lying. Yeah. We're we're not going to be like our teammate Osama's. Yes. I'm throwing under the bus aside. I love and he's a great guy. We're friends with them. But we're trying to make our comeback in the game. He's we have Ray Allen. We have Ray of the sitting on the waiter kissed in history for three point cystic. You would want no other person to be shooting three pointer and Hassan goes, I've gotta show on Netflix. In Jackson is before he shot it. Yeah. Yeah. Good steel and a and lay and here, I do want to piggyback on that. Because if I were have if I would have made a similar play. I would've been writing that momentum to be like, oh, I'm the one carrying this comeback. Yeah. I'm in the flow shit right here. Not Ray Allen. If he hits that three Huson Menage does IBM BB does everyone forget about the Bill Cosby, especially did on PBS. The answer. You all say to ourselves pass on buddy missed it. Body missed. It's love the I just because I've watched many or portions of I'll do then you realize I started watching it. You you watch more. You know, it's like do I need to see Kevin Hart planning. That's what do I need to see Bieber though. And but you wanna plays. But yeah, you guys in it now like now this is like it's personal friend is are these are people and Hasan Amin. It got to the point where I was like winter we playing in this thing for sure we plenty amount of Witter. Hey, we got much. Hey, the amount of people that were like who are and I'm like good to hear from you. And he goes I love Tony. I love Toni Braxton. Actually, you got some rebounds, you're playing pretty well, did you how what was the highest level of of best? I was a really good high school player, and I played on your high school team and set some three point records in my high school. Like, really, dude, I waited you stop being affected twelve no like yet to perform performance what my bar, mitzvah grandpa was like you can't wear sweatpants to your bar mitzvah, and I was like yours. Shitty. Grandpa. He was that was his way of passably being like probably time to suit you. Tracksuit? Okay. So most grandparents are heavy handed, and they don't have time. They know they're going to die. They need to like say the words they don't have to. Yeah. But that is a very coy way too. They like looking back. You can't where your to me is like that should be. The album. It's just back today. Maybe I should. Oh god. Do you actually you could athlete to did you play? What did you play grown-up and everything played a lot of hockey and play play golf and your great off? Here's the thing to of your swing? Brad do athletics. Like the first time like this is I'm sure this is anyone who becomes friends with you. All right. Like love him on all. Let's give them a try. He's good. See everyone's curious, right. Best people been golfing for the first time, and I can test where they see take drive, and they're like, okay, we're gonna oh there. That's part is is the opening drive because it's up by the clubhouse. Yeah. People coming and going in the door FOX, and there's always a crowd. Sure. Like what happens when the dwarf? It's a golf ball. Hewage Wehlage, which by the way, could be the name of your next. John. Album. You know, like a shank it does a leprechaun catch. It run, Robin. That should have. Name. Already mulligan. I actually hit the ball. And then they just go shit. He can play. I just love. I mean, I just loved you d ING jet. You have that you sent me that picture use of the picture view d j will host a worthy. Yeah. There's a lot of Williams. Dean, Jay Williams. Yeah. It was it was all those you haven't seen in the photo. I mean, Jay, Jay Williams collegiate basketball star went through in great shape, by the way. Go back into the league motorcycle. We're yeah. I mean, we'll be basing it off the game. But like like how he was able to DEA Cueva was like you could play the yet. Yeah. Do commercials other Cueva. Also, there's a point in time where you're like, oh, we're never going to get the ball back from this guy ever. No, no shooting shooting shooting. I I would hate to smoke weed with him because never pass never. Chest bump, I will say the pace of the game shot so much. He just on Twitter got followed by the NRA. Yes. Positive Joe, he did shoot will like, you know, we're all going in. None of us really wanted to win MVP other than Hassan. Remember him saying he's like I passed a lot. My first time. I'm looking out for me this time, and and Cueva the same way. He's just like there to show them eight players that look I can play and he wants to win every so even a timeout. Does I kill like as a quick woman? We should probably get the ball to Ray Ryan. Here's like nomin. Good chat. But like, you know, the Steve Smith thing to like I kept trying to post up because like the fadeaway used to be like my shot, and when I was younger, and I was quick when I was six grade at tallest kid. I had a three point shot. And so you couldn't really de me up. No. And you know, the one of the dads of this team. We're playing Dirk Nowitzki without the special needs face. He was journey. Turkey. He was girth. So there's this dad on the other team. We were playing the championship game. When I hit the skyhook right on just pop, tarts, and MAC and cheese. Just sweating outta me. I'm rundown. Corden instead of the top as long as goes man that fat motherfucker killing us. It wasn't like thirty two. That's right. You work, by the way. That's what I say about Trump all the time. I literally do a TV show. Sam Jackson, but the, but Steve Smith dislocate my pinky, and then knock Brad of the ground. Yep. Knock you to the ground that was doused charge. The chart. The w eight later on you nothing. They didn't know what to call. I don't know. And and fell guy knocks over a midget. They just kept looking at me. Like does he explode into skittles should've had we wait for it? Yeah. When does it happen that? And there was one time when I was when I was like first of all Steve Smith hated hated when I got him, he's such competitor. And every time I tried to guard him he's got this look on his face like 'cause he didn't wanna burn me. She could easily pick you up dribble that over you. Yeah. So so hot sometime tiny hot sauce pack. So one time like he's come down the court. I I'm gonna do some like sticky defense. So I literally like clamp onto his leg. And like I'm trying to think he flat up just pick me up walked me over the sideline. And just put me down went back in the game. And when that happened like, I so I'm not going to get laid for like, eight years escalated you but more more or less. He did that because he couldn't handle the fact number one that you guys were having. Fun. Yeah. 'cause like Steve to me seems like a guy first of all disrespected all the time amazing amazing football player. Incredible. For the best little man football player ever. And the best old guy football player. Did it get in his career, and he was not a diminutive guy as far as NFL players grow. But he strikes me as a guy who does not have friends. Have fun. He certainly has a guy who like Jay said, always feels disrespected. Yeah. It was riffing it up with us in the locker room pre-game pretty well. But then like, yeah. There were moments like even when I found him really hard at the end of the game. You stop the clock. I was like I mean, look, you're a big dude, you can take it. And also like I need to file you. So that you don't dribble away from me and the clock runs out. And that's the last show. Look chasing him. He was like come on. I was like your big. I gotta foul. I don't think I don't even think he takes that. Personally. I think he goes in in some of these athletes go into game mode. Like Ray Allen had a Mike on. So you could hear him saying he was talking about. They're like, hey, Ray, you're gonna shoot this. And it's like, yeah, I'm gonna try and get as much and I mean, he definitely looked me off. There's this great. I posted up Steve Smith three times in a row. He knocked the ball out all three all two times. And then because Ray tried to get to me twice and one of the times, he dislocated pinky, and Brad goes, yeah. His closing speed is unbelievable. It's time to remember that and the post them up, and I'm like just soaks got radio. Ray I'm gonna fuck and fade away. Seattle SuperSonics to supersonic. Yes. That is the name of their buddy cop comedy. Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't start stars. Caroline ray. Liotta sponsored by chanting. So I'm trying to please do a little the commercial. It was on your Instagram. A got started smoking smoking. I haven't been stopping for thirty years. But then I quit with chanting. I might have robbed a pizza Hut's got three domestic abuse charges. A couple guys legs chanting. Say my life my life. He also said like the biggest accomplishment in my life was quitting smoking. You're in. I'd rather you smoke and do another Goodfellow. To not get you to do. Shades of blue Jennifer Lopez them to do a bunch of like random Hollywood facts from his life. And it just says chance at the end he takes a drag. So he's like a lot of people don't know that I was actually for still getting stopping my mom will shoot. I got addicted divided on wild Hough. Joe patchy not circumcised Dicks. But six fourteen times in the theater chain. Six outstanding warrants for my arrest. Right. Currently. I'm. And he might be. Announce it we worked with him in wild house. We work with them and hung out like. L? Yes. That's unbelievable. You the bouncers? No. This sheriffs in a little tally at six weeks on the movie, it was I am. No, Joe going back to watch that. What what is Tim Allen smell like money? Yeah. HVAC Travolta, Macy's get us into college. What? Travolta was very cool. I mean, they were they were all all Martin was amazing. Whereas. Steven Steven to allow ski was the best say Stephen toe may her brother. No, not in that movie. Holy shit. It was an unreal cast. And we were in Santa Fe with these people like going out to dinner, you're out in the. City dinners. Please tell me that John Travolta had Adele disea- moment with you like. The twins ski Laura's. This car. But you guys could do great double massage. Almost no. It doesn't seem like the podcast for that type of. No. But I will tell you. We was a fan. It was a fascinating thing for us. Because we got to be fun. We had to be funny and some of these big scenes. Yeah. And with all these people like we had to have. No, we weren't. It was we were too dumb to be nervous. It was like thousand six it was a long time. We were sort of like I seen that we came into that movie. We were we go out and the first it'd be pull up to set. It's like this remote area outside of like Santa Fe between Santa Fe Albuquerque remote area where they were this whole scene with bulls. They have three bulls onset to use Jay Armstrong, Toni, Kukoc rats. That's right. And and we go out there and coach was like sharing prostitution. So we pull up in our car drives us up to where the trailers are. And one of the bulls had gotten loose. So as plan to set on the very rely move, the car, and like there's a bull runs bull running loose that then like it uses its horn and slams into like, Honey wagon. I mean this happens, right? As we show up. That's our first seen this side of the set. And so we get onset, and they're like, you know, twenty five, you know, handlers for the bulls because everyone's safety is. And we just saw bull just like take off to not have the Greenham in EMS at the bowl liked. Writer. So John Paxson there. Inskeep. The bull Luc Longley. We can keep going some most deep. Cut bull. You could Pratt sellers. Brad size guy number Disney, host get the picture. That was Michael, Molly. So so anyway, we go up there, and it's like ninety people there. So they're extras and their people. And there's these all these handlers and all four dudes were in the scene with Austin, Stephen Laskey and the bull that John is run around and doing stuff in the middle of the ring with the bull and the cameras on us, and we're just improvising. All of it. 'cause they're like we wanna get a sort of running commentary from you guys. So just riff. I mean, how great is unbelievable to get excited for that. Right. This is what we do is what we do in prep for the thank you. And it was also for us. We're like thank you for giving us because it showed these guys that we were funny. Yeah. So like immediately everything equalised level the playing field for us. And they were able to see that. We could be funny. Some great moment can hang out with them at craft services. What we do is. So unreal. 'cause even like, you know, once like even Brad doing the warm and his intro like Ray Allen. And Dwayne way we're talking to us way more after that. Because it was like, oh, these guys are like funny like the as making them laugh. Yeah. They were like, oh, cool. Like, that's like, we're not that funny. So like now, there's like a restraining the height you get off the ground when you're doing your worm is ridiculous. And we've please. That should that should be vertical stat in the NFL. Combine. I wanna know. Oh, how wingspan? Verdict ver ver Jordan has his life Air, Jordan logo. Inverted back. Your. Down feet up. Yeah. There's gotta be a poster or a picture of that somewhere of amid word. I'm not joking. I as a heterosexual man who is married as children. I would buy a fat head of doing the one on my wall. Yeah. And what was so cool about being in the celebrity game. Then we got to go to all the other all star core cities that we can. The watched the celebrity game. So when adamant shack I met shacks penis. To be fair is. Yeah. Aircrews? So like we met him shack like 'cause we walk up. We just want to get a picture and say, hi, he goes. Oh, yes. Guys in the game. Yeah. Yeah. He called. Oh, yeah. You're Josh should move. Right. Maybe spin move. Goodson. It was it was goose meme he called Brad. Yeah. Which ones on a Carnival Cruise. Like when he did call me big men. I almost wanted to get upset because that is a little bit of a guy slim, you do and I'm like are you trying to fool us? Yeah. Are you trying to be like shocked in a fool? Hoping that when I get called big name by shedder go, maybe maybe I can shop the normal stores. Like, no, he's not going to happen is like, and why is fat guy slim and wars being called big, man. Why are those the only disability? You're allowed to do that with like like are you allowed to call amputee spider? No or feet. What's up legs? Can you? Not neil. I mean, can you call a blind guy vision? You shouldn't Cashin. Lookie you'll lie eagle. I can't can't can't do that. Now. Do you? Call Lance Armstrong. No. Yeah. Okay now. So he said that in our in our deficit special the ball on that guy the ball, and that guy to do what he did to the people. Early in the special. Early. Save that for the people on board with you real quick with that one. So they're missing testicle. That's that's long the same lines being fat and it worth. What is one ball? Does it change gears here? What can you see different? Can you probably I wonder if you give the same level of Jacqueline? That's a little I know about my own body. Let's get that porn made. Yeah. Crawl? Yeah. John bent, like when Lance was doing just tons and tons of all the if he jerked off just oxygen would come. Yeah. If he jerked off into Sheryl Crow song. If it does what is your favorite show makes you happy? The rally. Or if it's like, they say that when like when when like, you know, you're blind. Your other senses. Get heightened. If you do have one arm, then like your other. I'm gets real the really strong does. So like is that testicle just like the incredible hulk testicle is a massive test. That's every morning wakes up to everybody's worth. League. Overtime loverboy. We brought Loverboy into the doesn't otherwise boy the song by Billy ocean. Don't sleep on that. Eight on Billy ocean. Get out of my dreams get into my car. A little too forward. Pejorative little to forward as a different time though. But I was saying to my daughters both of them don't ever do that. Yeah. If anyone says or do that number one, listen, I saw Vigliotti real quick with my dad at the hilarious thing at a subway. Yeah. What do you get people? It was very generous with the Meatball serving that again, and he is an artist he was a casino in deep Sacramento. And and he was so he's pushing sacrimento seventies. Got as long dreads. They're they're white and the crowd. The mean age was probably seventy two my dad, seventy four on there, a lot of old Filipino ladies. And and one point just like to prep Caribbean Queen he starts the band's playing like, you know. To go on a trip with me. And it was a. Yeah. You want to go to the beach where the water is blue and was like in the sand is wide. It's like, yeah. Is like it's a place, and it was like, let's just fucking. He lose like nine minutes in the Atlantic Ocean. We know what the song is get to it. Hey, would you like umbrellas in your drinks? With Berreby and. Glove. Do the God damn. All right. Let's shall we take a break yet stick? We got the boys here we're going to do some quick hits with them. I can't believe they were in the there in this liberty as if we get to go back. We'll we'll make a petition. I love. Warms. They've had Jews. Now. Let's. Twin Jews crazy, right? Everyone's working for the weekend. We'd back with more people the chiefs. He's Brad Williams at away right after this. Guys. Welcome back to the show. We want to remind people tonight. We're in Dallas, Texas, fantastic highness downtown tonight. We were in we've last night and then on Saturday were in plano at the hyenas clubs where are you going? Where are you right now as we are which technically next weekend? Oh next week. Oh, I'm at the Miami, improv. Hey. Yeah. The brand new Miami improv that has opened up for all days. Go to Brad Williams, comedy dot com. Adam Ray where you sir March eighteenth of the twenty fourth I'm at the laugh factory in Las Vegas Tropicana, March twenty eight Goffin comedy club for one night, only New York City. I love that. We we were in Denver a couple of weeks ago. The just you know, we were like we found out that you were headlining down at comedy works in a day after we after Brody died found out about it. And we just wanted exceed someone we knew that from the comedy world. What was good about? Is. We got down there. Right. Sort of around when you got on stage. And it's rare that you get to see your friends, go do a headlining set because they don't go on the road with you almost the never it was the crowd loved you. Thanks. You did. So well, it was so fun to sit. And just watch a comic we just done a full show. And so we were kinda on high from our club is so great just to chill and be that, and you were so free, and you were talking to the crowd, and you were working in your material. It was a beautiful beautiful show. And then we all got on stage, and kind of all did our favorite bready jokes ended that but we did that I meet me too. Because I was a cathartic thing that you didn't like I've been so up and down that day like flying, and then and then being very numb for most of it. I just and it still is very like not real at all just things that you just you know, you just think someone's going to be around forever. And there's I don't, you know. And so that was a very like sweet thing that you guys came out. And and you know, you don't realize you need some not that it was closure. But it was like a it was a it was a boost of positivity that I needed. It was us channeling him. It was so cool to get laughs on his job. And then we hope we sold your some of your murky Fantasia made some great Josie. What was the one thing you said about phase? He's good. He's better. He's good looking in person. Even better looking by it aboard at night, and she get some quick because they're all right. Johnny Manziel's wife. He was married. I did because. Wife's name really, I don't know Jenny Janney football. They cut to her during a broadcast of the Brent Musburger could. So here's my thing. Whenever we do Cleveland. Our joke is when we do Larry leave him are is that, you know, they just finished the Johnny Manziel statue outside of dating. If not a seven play football statue of him in his car, his girlfriend throwing his wallet out the window. Just reaching the grab really it's so lifelike gonna say about his, no. She is abnormally choose that normally beautiful for an out of work quarterback L out of job again after Canadian Football League Team Canada on his. Kicked out of Canada. You do the nicest place over they were like so sorry. Sorry. You're terrible story. Oh, you know that that's not snow there. We thought it was no it turns out a cocaine. All over Sascha about goal. Cain up by my audit. Benefited the doot. Look, you can't help that guy sucks. You have to be really bad to get other CF. So. This is the guy you kicked out. No, I'm so happy to see because then that means that next year we could have Johnny Manziel XFL starting quarterback not. I would love to see that him. And Vince young who just got fired like get all those dudes together. Johnny Manziel gets kicked out of a flag football game like Turkey bowl Thanksgiving Day game like that he just showed up in and just jumped like, that's we know it's gone with. So his wife now his is now making headlines and not in a good way in the most Johnny Manziel. Bree TSE Menzel, and you're right. She is actually really beautiful took part in a run like a diva half-marathon. Okay. Sounds like it'd be a lot of fun into mak- California's fine fine participated. You're in good shape. I'm doing being accused of cheating. Jesse man's L finished what she said is her first half marathon in the time of one fifty eight twenty two it's pretty fast for twelve miles thirteen one fifty eight her marathon time her dad's the medium, female participant is thirty two years of age and finishes your vicious into nine. And Forty-five her finish puts her faster than seventy percent of Email runners persist comparising within the first thirty finishers, male or female in the divas raise that had four hundred eleven entries. However, she isn't listening on the results page, if we knew more about our training and body mass index could use that question does what they said Poynder. I wonder. Some of it is. Good shape. Nine oh, two million the Cologne of the regret Grover for those miles. Thank you, very fat. Made you win mid Umbro. Give me five star thirty runners. No, I'm huge. What do you think your marathon time with eight Brent? Oh, I mean first of all every marathon IRA Dacian run a marathon with all doors and call it a half marathon that would be. It'd be sponsor that. Yes. I mean in then we would also who the woman who so our buddy Dave able who is a Pulitzer prize winning reporter for the Boston Globe for all of their coverage of the bombing at the. He he was there. He did like a year sort of sabbatical with Harvard through this like program where they removed the Neiman scholarship, and he was doing documentary on the first to complete. What's the Ashim? So a woman the woman. Know, she's amazing. And he was standing at the finish line with running video waiting for this person when the bombs exploded. So he's twenty five feet away forty feet away. And so then he nearly went into like journalism mode because this was nowhere near the finish line. Right. Wasn't going to be there. Right. But she wasn't hearing that thankfully, thankfully on safety. Right. But fascinating documentary that he was making her. So she apparently finished the first half of the race not the dwarf. But this man sells. Yeah. Wife in an hour, thirty one minutes and twenty nine seconds. And then the second half of the race. You know, the second where you're tired. You're you're tired where you can't go on your basically peeing shitting down your leg you finish that first one was an hour. Thirty one second of the raise twenty six minutes and fifty. Legit. That's legit time. Nothing about what she wearing those Healy's just someone was. Half miles in twenty minutes. The woman the unbelievable considering the women's world record for a mile is four minutes and twelve seconds. That's unbelievable. And her time would have had her running a form at mile every mile for the blast. See my thing is like we started up like it's a half marathon. Like, I've been in a celebrity golf turn before where I saw some guy cheating, and it's like, it's a it's. Number one, number two. You are Johnny Manziel's wife you already strike one. Yeah. Maybe even strike to rob people are going to be looking to knock you down. Even if you do everything, right? Exactly. So if you're gonna cheat why she was cheating. They already the holds been Doug right time to dive in and start putting the dirt on. I love it. All right. Okay. Maybe don't let me get here. This is crazy. Did you get about the Olympic athletes upon trying to connect the Olympic athletes who they were busting for? They were just going in check to see doping, but an Olympic skier was caught my pin number now, but was caught with a needle stick. So they went to like check these Olympic skiers to see if anybody doping and usually that requires you to pee in a Cup, but they showed up, and he literally had a needle in his arm. Like like, some sports. I totally cycling. I get how doping can help you. How does doping helping skiing is it just like other sport that it really helps? Yeah. A lot of people. Those are the real the most use they're just so under the radar sweeping. King Hong I love curling so much especially mixed currently because mixed race curling curling as we draw the line somewhere. Speak on it. No. But we the mixed curling is my favorite because we imagine all those people. There's no way that person is in your partner in life yet. Because many if you're an Olympic athlete you're spending so much time if your wife is not your curling burner. Then that's going to be a weird day. Your mistress is your. Skirling partner team. Yeah. You know what? I mean. So we say is like how do they not like have every single time as a fight because curling is basically one person ordering the other person what to do like all the. The people. I if you're in a fight at our wife, someone says you sweep sweep what do you think I'm doing like, I'm doing say? My wife is that the if she wants to really upset me to know it to really really upset me. All she has to say to me is about something that she asked me that I don't know about will do get the emails. Yeah. Can't get them. She sees your name on it for her to say, do you? Get emails the biggest life. So oh, I didn't realize you didn't know how to sweep anymore. You forgot how to sweep then that's gonna come out in a mixed curling just imagine like a mixed couple. And like and like, he's sweet sweet. Oh, now, you sweet now you sweet sweet like you're trying to nice men time with my mother. She. How you certainly housework down have a conversation with her almond far. Fuck you along. The woman throws in the guy sweeping. Oh. Oh, so you can't. So you can't. Pilot. Issue. Dish view a dish. You bitch is what it that would be the name of his album. Yeah. Which will be great and Elian brutally Lear. So a police officer found and took video of this guy. So he they show up and he's got a needle coming out of his forget, there's a needle in your arm, but took them you put on your arm. Joyce. You're just hanging out in your house. And that's happening. You know, the way you just hang out in your house and needles sticking out. Get should be called drugs in less. You're caught. And then it's your your doping is your dope. Yes. Like get caught your dope your dummy. Like, I just don't do it the drug. He was and it was with steroids are Lert Ludd dope. If maybe you know, how sometimes they have more oxygenated blood that they put in there. Maybe that's the thing that we just don't know like some of these athletes like what Kobe LeBron are doing with like Kobe's doing with stem cells and skin graphs and going overseas to get like, you know, more cement or whatever, you know, like there's just doing lights pigs. Pigs bladder. He wasn't Manny Ramirez. Took like pigs some taking atler Jay. This is the thing it's like a little just lick area. But how do we know they're not like he'll give me like the lady off Akao gives you more stamina chug like bull com. Those college kids, by the way, you'll never hear some you'll never hear somebody to be like, and I'm just so happy. He's top of his class. He's married. A beautiful woman. I remember this guy used to bunch healthy. On the great stuff jug, mountain dew. Bill gates. Yeah. Maybe maybe the t- the the tears a Steve Jobs. Yeah. He may may recipe should should've said walls the act. Yeah. Caroline, Wozniacki love of the Australian Open. You did not gorge yet. It just go when when Adam to mine and went to Australia we landed had we went straight to the Australian Open and wash replace. She is no joke when my favorite Tennessee's amazing. She's gorgeous, huge tennis. Yeah. My mom doubles all through college. Oklahoma was pretty big and she used to play with me all the time. And then I would play. I don't we play. We play now duck. Yes. Play. Who play? Chair. You don't play. But you'd be good. No. I don't play the ball. I dunno. I'm getting laid. What are you guys? Do. The fuzzy bowl you realize that ping pong is my tennis idea. Okay. Known that from you guys is being table. I have to run the same amount of staff. Pingpong table run the court toppy that ever played Kirk vox, Michael Kosta, FOX. Still he's the best of the best. But I would love to see Kurt. And my dad, Michael let's get a little comic tension going the same way the crappies for that derby. I love it comic dunk contest. I'm trying to attract silver that they do celebrity three point and dunk contest. In addition to the game because you bring me a little who owned that up fat backward. It's like Gary oldman's bit, Gary. Breakaway rims at the Jewish community center. Is that not only I love it. Someone thought of this that not only would Jews be don't gain regularly that we need but dunking so ferociously that we bowling down the backboards from these. Right. Thanks for joining us. Of course. Adam Ray, Brad Williams, go check out. Adam Ray, Adam dot com, all of his comedy, great comedy dot com. And then Brad Williams comedy comedy dot com. And they're amazing podcast about last night is dropping able twenty six right now. It's called read the room. But it might be changed to can't wear sweatpants. Your. I'm reading room is a great. All right. Well, there we go. Once again their podcast is about last night. If you're not hip to that just subscribe to it, and you will love it. They have great guests who put oil you'll hear it what it is and the past week out the chain smokers, Craig Ferguson. Tony hale. They've amazing. If you want to start with our episode, it's really we'd love to come back and New York, and these are two of our favorite comics out there when they're in your town because it is a if you love stand up comedy to the best out there doing it right now. We'll be back with special guest right after this. This is of course, I'm saying about the Atlantic Ocean. Bye. Billy ocean. Hey guys show. Love the about last night guys together podcast in out videos of them, actually in the NBA all star as basing talk to them for Williams trying to check Jay Williams from Williams. Williams was one is one of the funniest picture is pulling the ball from behind Adam raise legs, and then putting up what I consider to be a decent shot from the elbow phenomenal. We are as we head into this NC double A tournament. It's on and cracking. And it's amazing to me how many people participate in the brackets in the pool right in the polls. Well, our good, buddy. Kris kristofferson. I'm not sure figured it out yet. But he said he wanted to he left, and he's doesn't he's not quite sure how it works. So take a listen. Hey, boys has ago. It's America's sweetheart Kris Kristofferson, Colin you all just wanted to just take time out of my lovely day that I'm having just to wish you and yours blessed. March madness, you know, it is that time of year where everybody is in a pool. Whatever went in there and see a pool, and it's all you hear about around the water cooler. Hey, how's your house your NCAA? Who will? I'm here to tell you that. I am myself inappro-. It's it's just, you know, it's just a lovely NCAA. Would you know, it's the water in this NCA, just so clean, midget? So Chris was very refreshing. It just it be very honest. There is is definitely litter Hillary because you have to have chlorine in. Your who? Because you got to keep you got to keep it clean. Because all the kids who go pee because kids p approvals sometimes grown adult men named Chris Christopherson. And I'm in this lovely over to the Radha me is like. It's like little Tiki bar in to lift me or several old, ladies and old. I mean, like probably younger than me. And you know, they're just lounging in some shares, and you know, to be honest here talking to you. Oh this. I don't know if this is actually I might be an actual. In a hotel or something, I gotta be just if I just continued his tradition outage during this conversation. I don't know where I I don't know where this other hotel indoor pool with a holiday thing. There's little mini golf off to the left. I have no idea how I got here or how I even started this phone call with you be quite Frank. I'm just sitting in this PU I've got a pair of jeans on and they're they're like a brand of wash achieve that. I do not wear and then I got one she I don't know how this even came about. So we all could give me some help. Maybe you know, us like a phone locator. Also this current in this phone, I'm talking to you on this is not my phone. I did not recognize this phone at all has a case on it. Just seems Ghostbusters. So you could just send hill artistic kind an just can't be company like a hawk or like a small house just to keep Kris Kristofferson company because that'd be that'd be just honest here. It's very possible that I'm just laying face down in the middle of the Celtics e now just just slowly dying of hey for all slow threat. Anyway, get back to your it's. Who's that? I'm of course, of going for the UC, Irvine eaters, all the ways Kristofferson out. Yeah. I don't think he understands quite what that is wrong pool. That's okay, though. I mean, listen, I'm just I'm in my I'm initiative, and I feel like I'm drowning all thank you. I'm just happy on many levels that he's still sending us these still live. If he sends us one that means he's still unless to pocket, he's driving voicemails posthumously. I don't know tonight. We're in Dallas, Texas. Yeah. Come see downtown, Dallas, hyenas gloves the country tonight at eight and ten thirty. And then tomorrow night. I think it seven and nine thirty. We'll be in plano, Texas. Come see us. We want to sell these shows that would love to see all of our Dell's peeps there, we'll see their punch waterfalls guys. And then go to super squats Kami of a bunch of live dates coming up from now into the fall and very excited about all. This is heavy nothing below. We got nothing beloved you guys. Enjoy the term this week and the best most wonderful time of the year. The first two round I around first weekend. Is out of control. It's so much fun. And then next week. And of course grade as well, we'll be back with the next week. We're gonna have the Schwab with us. Yes. 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ALN - Brad and Adam CRUISE!

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I Oh my God it's finally here you guys have wanted a way to party with us to hang with us to kick it and and the moment is calm we got together with the people that do the Adam Corolla crews and they are helping put together I ever ever about last night crews and we chose Halloween because why not it's a great time. People love to party. You're always looking for something to do on Halloween. Go to a new party or a new the new location and we got it for you. We're setting seal setting sale. We're setting seal as entertainment for the night a seal impersonator now. If we'll try to get the fuck it we are setting sail from Long Beach California and it's a three day cruise October thirtieth through November First Brad had Adam special guests. The goddamn comedy Jam Band a Re Pearson Josh Meyers Joel Nick Jeremiah Watkins Sandy data will be there and a a couple other special guests that have not been confirmed but will be very shortly. It's going to be fucking. bonkers live podcast. 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If I google play and I tunes go get that come out and see us live and makes you subscribe because so many great efforts coming up before the countdown of Bradley even the podcast rights you gotTa help we find New Dwarf now that we've got the tour dates to handles emergency out of the way sit back relax and enjoy a bonus episode of the about last night podcast Brad Williams and atom ray so it's time to shed a down Jones Tokyo is we're going on a cruise. There's no better way to get into it. I mean it really is and I love that. We're doing this and yes. This is real. We're not we're not just saying. We're going on a cruise like hey. We're going to cruise through the mind man like no. This is a cruise or a Disneyland cruise or we're inviting you all to the jungle cruise. No He's not for a Dwarf cruise which by the way seems like the next next rowboat. It's just aroma hello. There's forty of us on it. All we could fit. There's surprising to me that the conventions haven't like moved locations. Oh many tried to get off land. Is it because they're truly is maybe a fear and I don't know but that'd be interesting. I'd go on that cruise. I I mean hopefully dwarves and then a lot of freaks dwarf hunters like someone's like it's as big game dwarf is GonNa be great but yes i. I love that now when we're doing these. We're doing these podcasts. that are just you and me. It's always bombshell announcements last time. Brad put put a baby in somebody. Making people tears were had moments. Were were felt in the cockles of everyone this one we're going on a crusade. ooh announced my retirement from Judea retired so they just like raise your yarmulke rafters your shawl. Yeah Yeah Yeah we we are. We are going on a cruise if you like the podcast and you're constantly asking yourself. How do I hang out with these guys without stocking them at comedy clubs right one to see them in a city and make a weekend of it yeah because sometimes yes we do meet and greet after our shows but that's there's a line of people it's just like hey thanks for coming photo. Click by Hook moment. We have to move on because there's just so many people album out we we. We give you a moment in that. Moment is a fucking weekend on a boat on a boat with booze with booms comedy and the and the Goddamn comedy jam band out of Myers Every Pearson and Sandy Dantonio and Jeremiah Walk Ins and costume contest. Here's the thing about the weekend we're going. They gave us options they were like. Do you WanNa go on Easter weekend. Do you want to go the weekend of Martin Martin Luther King Day Weekend Arbor Day very day very popular Earth Day Forum we skip which is a Jewish holiday yeah that nobody cares for hobble which is dwarfed today. Is it really no. That's just how we run home. I got four. We scurry story sounds like what you get. When you go to hobble yeah you guys get. What is it guilt on? I was talking to like an S. T. D. O. Attacker is too many scurry. This is here here is the absolutely fun. Give us a day October. Thirtieth twenty twenty marked Salen from Long Beach California go into medical it is the Brad Williams Williams and Adam Ray or Adam and Brad Williams. Whatever you want Halloween Spook Tackler at see. How often does that sound yeah. Halloween's heckler Giller et see because everyone's at Halloween. Everyone's got big holiday the biggest holiday it. It's the biggest party one. That's what I'm saying because Thanksgiving giving Christmas yeah. There's a lot of positive vibes in but also it's long. There's a weekend there's a lot of build up for Christmas and sometimes letdown too much family. Halloween is like you do your own thing not no one's getting together. It's like the amount of parties I've just gone to where I didn't. I knew one person but ended up knowing and being inside of so many people you know what I'm saying. You were inside so many people I mean the phrase that or maybe you don't I don't know talking about. Maybe it was a very successful weekend. Look I'm saying I went to one Halloween Party at Santa. Barbara once fucked a lot a lot of people a lot of people fucked and made out pegging. I just think Halloween is one of those. It was like caution to the wind. Go bigger go home. The costumes the like an anything can happen even the music that accompanies Halloween between parties always just sounds like crazy shit's should be happening. Yeah and now is now as a chance for that to really go down yeah we were. We're GONNA go. We're GONNA sale from Long Beach to Mexico you. Were a costume for the costume contest where your cost him on the boat. No one cares have fun podcast. We're GONNA end then goddamn comedy jam a band accompanying us on a couple of shows the meet and greets yep. photos shows yeah. I. It's going to be great. It's on a big. It's a it's we got proposed for this event of the people who do the Corolla crews Yup and so we're in good company and we're like we you know we've always wanted to do something like this to give fans an an extra opportunity to to really be a part of something cool and especially with with you leaving the pod in December Yep. It's an extra way of like reuniting the band end and a part of something that truly is now like a vintage collectors item moment because I mean this is one more thing that I wanted to put out when I said head that I'm that I'm going to be leaving. The podcast is that when whenever someone like would never ban breaks whenever podcast stops. Everyone's like all man. They're not getting along man. Yeah full can fighting man. That's how it is now. This is not the case. I just want to spend more time better phrase because we'll miss each other more crews together. Let's go nuts yeah so yes that we wanted to give you guys another chance. Hang out see some great comedy. Do Do do a special event. Live podcast like we said cosmic gladys now. If you're asking Brat we get it. We all these things are awesome. How the fuck do we get. All you do is go to. WWW dot travel by parker dot com slash Halloween spectacular SP okay T. A. U. L. A. R. Halloween spook tackler travel parker dot com slash spectacular and then you can reserve your spot on the on the atom ray and Brad Williams Halloween spectacular at sea. Let me tell you this. I've been on two cruises. Do do doing comedy. There used to be this thing where like Oh. We've comedians are doing cruise ships. It's like it's Kinda lame family friendly. They're old Borscht belt. Comic do exist the end of their lives. You know this is not that the opposite in fact yeah and you know the the people look like you said he came to us and said Do you guys want to do one. Maybe maybe two years ago three years ago. I would've said no but now I've done the Chris Jericho rock and wrestling raiders see. I know that cruise can be amazing. I know that it's going to be great food. It's GONNA NB drinks. I believe there's a casino on the boats gamble. I mean and Karaoke what better time to gamble then when a midget is right next to you if you don't win then you're never in a way that's good luck yeah so this is going to be truly a truly amazing thing. We're going to hang out. Is this for the costume contest. Yeah Eh going to be insane yeah. So you know go big. Go home. I I might even go home. Stay on the boat and the boat hide stay in Mexico. Maybe you're running. I'm from the cops and you and you and you WANNA run and you know that they don't have a chance. They don't have extradition. Laws in Mexico. Let us be or gateway getaway for it. and it is a great company. This is not shady. This is not one of those like it's G- it's going to be a guy with fan that he just holding a boat and splashes water on your face. No it's not that we will be there. No Cardboard cutout images right either live in the flesh. Yeah we did our research to it's like there's a lot of surprisingly options to do something like this with but but this is this is the one that's. GonNa treat everybody the best damn right and then you can get the boat in medical and you do do whatever you WanNa do for a day yeah in medical thing. I'm saying that right. Culture appropriate is okay. You can have a little fun you you hop on the boat so you can. You come right back. It's not it's not a long cruise or not. This isn't like two weeks we leave what time on Friday but whenever the Puck we cast off ah I WANNA say between three and five and then and then you then you get there I think on Saturday is the day that you have a little fun and I think we're doing a a comedy band. Show that first night and then Saturday is costume contest podcast during the day meet-and-greet then then. I think there's one more thing Sunday Sunday afternoon before we before we come back yeah. It's going to be great. We're filling it up and there's GonNa be also just the right amount of events and picture taking and all that and then we'll let's be hanging which is I'm. I'm not staying in my room. Yeah no no no also. I don't like those cruises where the calendar in the agenda is filled up too much to where it's like right. I can't even hang out a little bit and that's the fun of of wanting to go and have fans. Come on and to be able to take cannonball you and and the spook a- Danza what's it called Halloween's butacular it is I mean spook would have been maybe that's your costume. Is You come as Spooky Dan. You've come out like I'm dead. Amazon blew the ghost of Tony Danza. Let me tell you let let me tell you about Blue Lamidi about on my friend. She's my booth fucker ghost of somebody. That's not dead I think yeah. I think that's funny. Gosh Hume exactly so you have any costume. You might as yet oh man now. I don't know forever beat the costume that I was wearing when we did our what does the Fox say video on Youtube where I dressed up as towed from. I'm a Super Mario Brothers you don't. It's just perfect. If you have not seen that just google. What does the Fox say Brian Williams. Whatever look for the dwarf in the mushroom hat that aww porn hub category? It's my nieces favorite video like when you do a finally see them again they're going to. They're going to lose their minds. Oh yes there. I'll I'll do the move. They truly are obsessed with yeah. I'm thinking you know there's obviously with Trudeau going Oh that's not going to happen that is going to have in back native American face whatever he dead bringing bringing bringing it back but just bringing you back and reminding us how wrong it is yes because we hadn't seen it in a while. Yes nobody had made that mistake. Jake since I think was Laura Ingraham. That was like what's wasn't no it was Megan. Kelly what's wrong with just a costume awesome yeah really bad history with it and we the in home saying is we will not be doing. The best black face cost you then not going to be one of the events. If you show up you'll probably be as lever thrown overboard or made fun of or not allowed into the event sure or we'll just yeah and this gives you plenty of time because it's Halloween twenty twenty not in a couple of weeks yeah crews. No this is next year. You have a year to plan and you have a year to get a babysitter time. You have a year to find a camp here to get your mom to watch the kids. Plan your shit around this. You truly should just not go outside exactly because you don't have your act together. A year is plenty of time is going to be the grass we could ever. Halloween is the best we can party party. It's I also have never made a weakened out of it. It's usually just one night two and a half and in. Can you mixing. The comedy shows now. Have you had any kind of legendary Halloween costumes. Yeah I went the first mushrooms two thousand three. I was dressed as a slim. I'm Jim Guy is just a real spiky-haired orange and yellow wig. Oh so the actual slim slim jims not macho man. No the guy that was that was the slim Jim yeah okay. That's pretty solid that was good. Then you can be creepy tow girls stick a bite out of you. I'm spicing ladies Batman one year and it was the first and only time I've ever blacked out and I was carried down the fraternity row by one of the football players in our fraternity house and and always being carried out the row if I just started crying and and he goes dude you gotta wake up it was almost like when Cuba gooding junior got knocked out and he was and he came to two and he was like like taking it all in you. GotTa see this and the whole row was kind of a plotting because people were out on the streets partying remember the SE fraternity roaches all the houses so so everyone's out there seeing Batman being carried down the row by two two football players and everybody was just like you'll be back Cape Crusader if instagram existed existed. He's so many videos of to carry back. Joe Got the best yeah yeah yeah but so that was a that was a fun costume. I've I did the the trump. you know the thing where you it looks like he's carrying you on your shoulders. Oh Yeah I remember that that was that was so the legs kick he like and that was fun. I probably won't go political this year or next year. I guess but because that'll be October they'll be right before the election days before the election will be wearing my Elizabeth Warren Costume. I won't go as cory booker because like we said Ed blackberries. It's good Warren doing it. I mean can my wife goes under Yang they're both I think gender I don't know how can it go yeah which we doesn't work. I don't know maybe I'll go as the vice president who wherever that is gang gang are you on the young gang gang gang wife's gotta be I mean I think you have to be in that in that scenario. It's almost like when yelling came into the league and it was that sounds more like who's your favorite player yeah like you don't go picture story. OCULUS. He's been having a great season. Jump on board with the new flavor of the week exactly and yeah not not I think Andrew Yang is funny he you buy a shirt from and it's and it says Hashtag math because zt because he's Asian and he says and he says that's funny and I think all right you're going to your house. Stereotype jokes like that shit wow good job. Yang Yang. You know what that does when when they make make jokes like that and it just makes you relatable dude yeah like when you can't I mean look at trump like he. He clearly doesn't have a sense of humor and his his way of making a joke. I just heard I heard on some. We'll clipboards where he was like his expyse his clearly this was a blow despise. I can you know what we used to do. A spies his things have changed and he was gonNA leaning in and he was smirking. He never even laughs smirks to kind of hint to make people uncomfortable and then they laugh think. Maybe that was a joke but they're just nervous but he was like you know we use it. He was basically hinting that like we used to kill spies and he was saying we should find whoever leaked this in his office and kill them and so they're all right joe so we should kill L. B. Roll so it's like you gotTa have picture. He's got like the doctor evil button so he's got like the button it says like Kellyanne Conway on it and then you hit the button. She's goes back here the fire I bet he has that somewhere or her body's unfrozen and she comes out of whatever you know. Maybe he tries to cough and she lives in. Maybe he tries to hit the Diet coke button but instead hits the Attorney General William Bar Button so then he goes yeah but if you're relatable way too hard about the guy so we don't have to write. I just gotTa Make Dick Jokes. That's it yes. We're we're. We're very excited for the crews is be great excited to spend time with their families. They get tickets again. They get tickets at. WWW dot travel by parker dot com slash Halloween spook tackler at his right to your Halloween right all right you bring the daughter she'll be I mean I don't know I don't know she is doing one trip for a friend's wedding already yeah we we gotta plan It'll be very interesting. I don't know to handle it. I don't know how she's going to be on the plane. We've gotten several tips. I was talking with Pete Holmes about this how you have to feed them right for takeoff and and as you land so their ears pop Shit like that but yeah may maybe I can't say yes I can't say no. I'm pretty sure she won't be able to swim by you know six months old so many many many many many how do yeah yeah. Are you Dr Evil on her as baby costumes are always fun bested stressing kids up in general. That's why people get dogs as starters when they address them up on Mike. I truly do judge the way people are dogs up on housing and address the kids up. Mike if you have some style for that canine. Did you see what he's going to okay in the fourth grade. Did you see the the video of the person that made a chucky costume for their dog now so there are dog when the dog runs at you. It looks like Chuckie is building a knife and running at you but it's the face of a pug abets fucking the amazing yeah. I don't know what I'm GONNA do like I. I don't know if I'M GONNA be that guy that dresses up there. I mean obviously dress up the kid but there's that added pressure. When you're a comedian of being funny with your costume so here it is on look at that. Show this to you but yeah. There's like that's a bad for game. I'm not gonNA play. God Dang it. Today's episode of the about last night podcast is brought to you by Koi. CBD ooh CBD oil baby feeling relaxed. Just hear me talk about it aren't you. You don't know what the oil is. Don't feel like a dumb dumb Adam Adams to tell you. 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KOA CBD DOT COM Promo Code About last night for twenty percents off any retail order from the website. Gumy's tinctures pens creams that got it all. I'm telling you the shed and and Brandon. I couldn't love more who knows they might fucking make Brad grow which would ruin his act but but would help them reach the cocoa puffs on the top shelf there is there is an extra level of just talking about a while. Oh wait this was on the news. I thought it was just a popular video. It's all my God we on the it's on inside edition is is this pop a killer obviously not with the way that the hand is like attached to the thing so it looks like dude. That's amazing. Also definitely you quick way to give your your cat shits yeah. I can't do that with my dog because that's on a cute little pug. That's fine. My Dog's massive so it's like Oh that's real dog is going to be scary of like the knife that was attached to fake knife to the thing like you see like a real one in its sandy like odd. You get a bigger better sharper knife. You can talk. That's that's gotTa be a horror movie somewhere like ooh the person that dresses their dog as a serial killer but he's actually a serial killer. Oh yeah policies the dog. Would you rather I remember this episode of the Simpsons were they. The guy invented elected while your baby could talk right yeah. Go Mag Maggie translate for Yeah rather have that for your future future daughter or or Diego. Who would you be more in the first year for life as she's making sounds as a as because in uh because because I'm having a girl there's going to be plenty of years where she's going to talk and that's fine. I'm I and listening. I'm going to listen and pretend to listen Mary attentively yeah and I will acknowledge all that so I would say because I have those years of talking ahead I would say I would. I would have my dog talk that and there's there's like someone made this joke. I got I think it was Melissa virus in your where she said everyone gives their dog voice like every dog has like you give your dog accent yeah very much and for Diego Dago my wife and I because he's a big pit bull. We always make him talk like this Kinda Dob. This is voice high dot com and now it'd be interesting if we gave them a voice of would actually be saying things like that. Yeah yeah I mean any kind of dumb. He did put who framed Roger Roger Rabbit hole through my screen door yeah what because the screen door was closed. He came back from a walk. I was outside. He Samba. NBC was like your home and then ran into no the screen doors closed and just just barreled through the thing and it. It looked like you gave Roger Rabbit some soda pop in a hole right through the door so that's why I had to sell a few extra t shirts yeah there. There's going to be a space in your brain to just going back to you having to know to feed your child before the plane lands now. Lou a new piece of baby INFO MHM that something will have to get pushed out of your brain for that to make room for that stuff. Oh Yeah what are you going to start like. What are you going to spend like is it. Football facts acts like what is GonNa. I hope so you got to keep jokes. Yeah keep jokes key eighties cartoon theme songs. You are known horsely on this podcast and in life. If you know you for having a an empty cavernous amount of never ending supply of just facts yeah. I'm not gonNA recall them bullshit or unnecessary because they've always been timely. They're always interesting. Yes like I've never heard fact at dinner or drinks or wherever we we've bend where you bring it up and I go I have to you have to say that right now. Yeah I've never thought that it'd be like no shit. Oh cool and then that spawns a whole other uh-huh I'm coming here from the you made it weird podcast with Pete Home Right and I taught him the word defenestrate he he didn't know what that word meant so then we had a whole riff about that because what that means is the act of throwing someone out of window. That's what do you know that exactly. I don't know Oh but you don't remember you can't back now. I don't know why I know what that word means. Did you see were you like watching a movie with your dad at some point some odd movie and they threw a guy out the window off and you're like Jesus tossing well. Somebody had to finish stratum someday. I'll use that sometime. Thanks Dad in in thirty years. That's going to be very helpful such an obscure word but that's what's great about words to like. I remember the first time I heard unbeknownst and I was like Oh that's going in the rotation. Asian and I love it. It's one of my favorite I think it was Gary Goldman has a where you likes to call bad people Ne'er hairdo wells and just and just kind of breaks down because that's something it's like if if you if if you got your girl and be like I don't stay with that guy. He's a real bad guy like that's one thing but if you go hey stay when that guy. He's a he's a Ne'er do well. She'll she'll have that pause ago. What Ne'er do well. You never does well. That's that's where that comes from. Wow Weird Shit. It's Weird Shit Yeah. If you want random ass facts told you do on a boat then come to Brad Alouine spooked Tackler at Sea October thirtieth twenty twenty leaving from Long Beach callaway go into Mexico having fun to be a Brad might be aw twelve year Brad to bear Brad. This doesn't mean your first cruise for sure. Since your daughter was born yeah I'll be loose and and you always cut loose on Halloween. It's so much fun. I mean hell when I cut loose. I go uh three days ago. Oh I was drunk in a bar in Chico California and they said they said you know we have a challenge at this bar I go what is the challenge yeah and they go. Well you ride a tricycle icicle around the bar. Let Me Stop Right. There tries again. You said Oh I can't fall over done. I'm in yeah well I if you do it around the bar and I said I was wears. The tries to win freer. Why just went okay so I did see that video so they bring out the tricycle they they. They put a bra on me for some reason. Yeah don't know why I don't care to start. The transition shared the field out mania Ania. Maybe yeah why not you know hey well. It was like the Simon G. Go unless it's on the Graham. Yeah Yeah exactly there is there's seinfeld episode. Where am I think George Costanza Dad came up with a man's ear. Yeah the yeah the male Bra so that kind of stuff so I put on the Bra rode the bike around the bar freaks people out because imagine your bar. You're having a beer you Mexican but he saw you come in yeah. You conjoined some hot wings and you're like well. I think I'd go home and go to bed dazzling. Chico and I'm not like privy to their dwarf population but I'm GONNA assume there. I didn't see any yeah I went to. I went to starbucks and we were driving home. The next day and a guy looked me went bret Williams and I go. How are you meant and he goes. What the fuck are you doing the show I don't know Ooh. That's your first question like hey. How are you nice to see what the fuck what's. CELEBS are going up. There actually big comics Adam Ryan Brad Williams we go to Chico show right great show and where else do we go out and we go to see what going on the boats going on a boat that song. Where did all the boat anthems will be played? We'll plan that we'll be playing Christopher Crosses sailing. We'll be playing theme. We've Land Cellini on my heart will go on. We will do the I'm flying Brad. Wow we're GONNA do it. There's got to be some sort of game. We can right around that. Are you arose. I think you're the Rove rose on the mind being I'm I getting fucked version of the top and bottom yeah. That's the street guy version isn't of you. Rosa Jack Rose rose. I don't mind getting talking to muddle tea steaming it up. Oh Yeah don't mind it at all at great movie. You can draw me. I already haven't so yeah well. We'll probably we'll probably do. A couple photo ops like that. We'll be playing the boat anthems. It's GONNA be mayhem. We drink goddamn comedy. Jam Band is too. I'm sure you've heard US talk about the show world-famous every festival the every comics done it and to have them come as just an extra bonus because it was already going to be a blast with us and the Kashem contest but now it's like I mean dude the energy special guest comics that were that that are confirmed that we're talking to you. They're gonNA come because the jam coming up. It's just GONNA be awesome. It's going to be so much fun and I'm so glad that we get to do fun. Things like this would be great for me like I said I'll be. I'll be gone from the pods. It'll be nice to come back. See a bunch of fans. I it. It's so cool knowing late because now we've gotten to meet so many great eight podcast fans yeah toying around the country. I literally have a Rolodex in my head. I know at least twenty podcast fans like yeah. They'RE GONNA sign up yeah there some of them May. We might have restraining orders for fun when they're in costume. We can't tell them see more reason to come. I I'd entity exactly we won't know you'll be. You'll be sitting at our table. You know just come dressed snow white. I'll be very interested male or female. I don't care rose. I don't Yeah Yeah. He doesn't wear again travel by Parker P. A. R. K. E. R. Travel by Parker dot com slash Halloween spectacular tackler. Go there reserve your cabin. Let's have some fun everybody. Let's versions of Lavigne's too right yeah. There's there's there's different sizes. There's balconies. There's not balconies. I know we have some very cheap options. We have some more we have some more expensive options like when you're buying a Dildo you can get the standard to speed. Everyone's everyone's seen it. Everyone's you know or you can get or you can oh hey is it grandma's eightieth birthday. She's still alive. Let's go to the king size. Yeah five-speed five-speed. Let's go to the teeth chatter hands. That's what they were just like that. The two hands yeah those fans by by the way. I wouldn't want that anyway if I was a woman anywhere near my vagina like what is it doing where it goes in and then goes like that no that's that's not a call that he's the fucking uh that's called assault at me to yourself exactly all right so ladies gentlemen. Thank you for joining us on this very special episode go. We'll get your ticket very special bonus episode I'm loving my last few podcast with you. I have a few more and we and we got. 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I will probably die before Keith Richards estates of America that involves white people it's all the same yeah yeah it's we call it you're you're Jason Europe Australia's not your Europe Seattle here it's a great show we're GONNA streamline we're GonNa Land GonNA close it we're GonNa make it happen what do you mean what going to make it happen what do you mean Kendall you walked away from a lot of stuff and so he could focus more on being a father he rick Moranis Beta Yeah Rick Rick Moranis is a fascinating Oh you look so full of Life C. D. C. J. C. Penney I have not I have not gotten that that good in with one wing yeah it's not only taking a left isn't it you're going to grow up to be a shocking how well you got you got a lazy I yeah I feel like the way he's going yeah checking twitter real quick I feel like we should you know when someone's on the mask singer and they trend and every like British I know two different culture similar similar yes because we're because we're Americans and anything off just kind of kept doing standup you didn't do as many movies or anything like I was asked I was asking him advice on how to do that and my wife was also with us and he was talking and he's got a piece of what how does it not say you met your wife in a three way APP we're we're on your wikipedia jumping around to a lot of different topics take someone else's cruise when you have the battle last night crew we do I know guess who tech that I they drink a lot of things are the other parents and see and see adults because I my friends who have kids have told me that there's times it hasn't left us room it's really funny yeah and so I'm trying to Dana so I could talk to him about that in terms what did he say about the performance like hey this is the performers brain this is how this is what you have to what you have to realize are are are you going through any of that right now because how old your kid we don't know character to maybe I think there was a tragedy and then he was like I'm out and I'm just going to raise my kids yeah find that very moving kind of did that in a Beta way yeah we're smaller yeah he enrolling sensitive I was like Shit this is ten years old and they look real fucking old was this the one where they're touring South America yeah I've seen that one and that was old yeah it's it's and they just go I need to get out of the house need to going to see an adult I need to see someone who may not yeah throw up on me or shit themselves yeah for two hours hardy after the podcast then you're maybe in the in the mix like you want to be at a one year old's birthday party I've been at one before what do you mean you got nieces and nephews thinks they are dead I thought Martin Short died Dana Carvey died I was so scared I was very scared right and I just had dinner with Dana Two weeks ago and I was like Oh God another thing I didn't ask you to do I wasn't on crashing this is my first time to a one year old important thing that's what's so healthy about it yes wonderful because right now or like before you have a kid it's it's always the career it's always the career like even in e rain though we'll just that like how your brain has to change in that when you have a child now your career and you are not the most and I described people that go in everything gets melted away everything away oh I told her DAX shepard love this way put up in check DAX Shepard said having a kid was the cure to all of his ex central crises yes because you don't you don't care you don't care and here's what else they don't tell you that I love I am not going to give you a whole Spiel I've been hanging relationship if we even though you're married even though you're yeah whatever like it's it's still it's still the career but then you have the kid in like I'm just finding out that my wife was pregnant oh that's so funny he's got a great conversation catching up Pila I told them about Korea is which way you look in there that was their netflix right looking woman long hair could you imagine that it said like you just insult yeah with my dad who is doing some heavy dad's planning he went on a tear about the Vietnam war started with him saying you can't talk about it you weren't they are yeah and everyone just invited kids from the neighborhood I think he's just in the one year birthday parties are are an excuse for the parents too and you're really seasoned and I just WanNa give you some respect for that thank you I yeah I it's it's thank you and it's interesting that earns or essentially doing two different tactics for how to deal with hecklers that's hilarious where your dad tried to over shout them funny and then there by the way my dad did not fight in Vietnam so he wasn't there in the middle of it he was I graduated we're now okay different time I almost went and I almost she's not really in the way that you and I are having a conversation which I value kind of more than anything in a group setting my mother is just kind of testing to see if you're listening to her so she'll be quietly my dad's like swear trump has three and my mom well he's going his maybe we can get we'll tell you so I will stick I thought that something may I thought that we would probably have good news so we're trying yes you were remaining you don one birth one year birthday was on the twenty third and her party tomorrow let me that look at that uh-huh I've done his podcast a number of times call about last night with our buddy Adam raise the co host so check that out I really enjoyed our talk here and as I say we're at dinner with them yeah that's fun it was nice he gave me advice on how to be a father and balanced career because he kind of I saw this Dick and I looked at I looked at my wife and I said Alexa play and then you just heard where large just her the next words and bet two oh is something about like hanging out with me when I'm drunk is like babe like why is he crying performance yeah is she she did the thing on the stick and she's like I I don't WanNa look on the stick and I said I I will look on the stick yeah and they didn't move guy has a pregnant wife for a comedian we all have a version of that joke yeah yeah yeah it's fine you get your turn with it of it because what I do with hecklers is quiet grew small yeah don't dance no sword fight no because then the then the heckler gets louder that's right so then I get I get soft the performance aspect goes into like all parts of life when we say put a pin opinion how how I told my wife that we were pregnant I've made that into a add to that makes you almost qualified to talk about but instead I just listened like seven minutes and I was like they they don't know what man explaining her dad's plane kimmy mainly and we're like what is just to love me you will you lean in and listen you're clumsy okay Jesus back so you look at this yeah I and then I thought something may may so cute something up and ages God says Shit and my mother is in her own way just looking for love it's Kinda sweet and then Yeah I was just talking to go is like very dark seinfeld joke he goes at your first birthday and and your hundredth birthday someone has to go these are your what I yet remaining wow wow that's so vague and yet I know exact- yes at me and you know what's funny audience is no too I go I didn't do anything I just remained I'm about McGovern or whatever the fuck was wasn't in there I didn't meet any of those people base that's what happened I don't want too much but my father just makes declarations Dirk Brad you're such a good stand up to I want to point that out to specialists FAC in great thank you and but it's it's more than the material like year a great performer all right let's put that anywhere wages drops a plate or a waiter or waitress news live is GonNa change up to speed up by cream I created album and she just looked talk about all these bands that we're supposed to hate I'm good at impressions of people that people don't know yet like that like I can do at me get from from the comedy store didn't we talk about this I only do the book shows oh not for any reason but because the circles back to what we were saying is that when you have a kid yes I know what I want let them give it to me once every once in a while I'll eat the whole bag it problem brown them so you put on fucking arms wide open wow we're having fun oh yeah all I like you imagine if someone said Hey Pete what'd you do today and you said Oh I waited outside a hotel room to hopefully get a glimpse of another human I am I was in Denver Colorado and I'm about to namedrop the affirmation Joe Rogan was also in Denver Colorado Pharrell the Wilson Yeah Will Ferrell and I and I went ahead and I I couldn't do it he's got like a way of speaking it was just it was just Tom Tom Hanks impression was it yeah you're like yeah yeah it's kind of is trying to do doc quite the same rubber lose Myrick so me and I went to his hotel and I had a lovely breakfast with him and interesting Tino and it was great and we went there Dave Matthews also in the same and and it wasn't even him it was Tom Hanks Tom Hanks for Dave Matthews for a second I thought it was eh because I know that's a song he wrote about having a kid so about Jeez I was talking about Jesus they're all kind of cheese we're and he just loves see that's we're just enjoying doing that thing ants marching windows up volume up yeah that's it around eight thirty and anyway and for me I'm forty I've been doing Santa for about twenty years I like to perform about three times a week and the book shows accommodate that so I don't need the star Yes yes anyway so but goes back to what we were saying here's what I wanted to tell you so there's people tell you about how your life changed up especially in the first four weeks or whatever there's going to be a lot of time rich blom quest and Kristen Schaal were like it's like camping that keeps moment and then like three years later they're like oh I never liked create it's like Dave Matthews at some point I'm not sure I think he's having a Mathewson's do it he could it suckle no so I only do the so yup and we never saw him but there were fans outside the hotel all day yeah it's like fish do like get up and all this first of all valid I have no memory of what life was like before but it's only been a year it doesn't yeah it's only been a year that is why do we have to put that through our critical mind listen to it and enjoy it it's the same thing about Doritos I know they're horrible for me scientists at freed you only would I am not going to tell you what you what you're GonNa do you might do differently I only started doing shows where it can be done early the David Egon at Amiga it David Egon Yeah that Guy Booker comedy nor the north the Preussen I loved creed anyone who's like everyone loved creed in the but she'll cry you don't hear at the same way no I'm not saying it's music like pleasant but there's so much information in your baby's cry you're like eight o'clock shows that's the first thing that you young people got ten forty five I'm like no can't do it because after I do stand up high for a few hours yes so I need to I want to go on that one you do whatever you want but I find it helpful okay you and your wife going to be up in the middle of the night multiple times and if you go like this is like camping I'm not in a good way you're almost confused you're like what did we do that's what Dax means is there's always something to do even if it's just hanging out with the baby it's not like because you gotta get up earlier I like getting early so with the baby now what have I got up I like getting up early and watch val with the baby tend to it outside perspective hearing this story I think it was lame or like wow that's cheap your pussy whipped or whatever and I don't know I like this yeah that's right August podcasts yeah the other thing they don't tell you is when you get up yes it interrupts your sleep but you're in line activities there's always kind of somebody there that you're hanging out with it so it sort of fills your days but here's what they don't tell you what I wish people would tell you your baby will get that people are telling me that I'm trying to do it to warn me there turned tell me that thing that like oh you're never gonna go out now your life fucked up movies now because like us is off the menu after you have a baby yeah you don't want to watch a movie about four d'appel hangers breaking into your home and stealing and really he always says something kind of hip hop to he's trying to young guys talking to kind of you know killer Instinct Hotel doing a show you knew because you've heard bent on route succession I think we can round wagon and really tackles from are you watching this okay it's good now I need to we just for the KP bad I really do two porches Honda on so I can remember of yeah so they don't tell you to most people they hear a baby like on an airplane we love our baby lose her shit a little bit on an airplane pretty great the impression mood apparently like cried it Indiana Jones in the last this myself how lame our life is like we went to we're talking about show Biz things we went to a fund Premiere Party and we laughed to come home and watch it's GonNa Change you're never going to go out now I'm just like I have a bit about that Oh yeah I I'm not saying you can't do that okay because I feel like this might be a bit for you and changes how you perceive it rather than like oh I have to wake up then sure yes like this thing that we get to do nine months for having I want you to have in searching for it said when we had a dog that was a great excuse to not go out but yeah we're like we can't you have a one woman show I wish our babysitter much more and there's a real I don't want to sound too evangelical meaning trying to get people to have kids I sure most comedians go ahead and stick to the three am twix when he says that everyone goes to see the monkeys when when you go to the zoo and yeah you would not like it unfiltered if you went to see the monkeys and the and the the people and that's great so not everybody needs to like kind of merge in the words of Lorne michaels everyone loves the monkeys I love that yeah that's wonderful you know when you're camping you might wake up because I'm als- outside your ten right and it's like I've talked to speak that's only if you did mushrooms campaign the House your children no we're just like Oh yeah that's for other people yeah that's not fair yeah and I've already started like crying at things Indiana what's the dog's name listen that is one of the great benefits is you see and feel so much more yeah and your heart opens is dead we're going to funeral I wish we could be there because they don't WanNa go out and then the second part of the bid is people shouldn't say go out now when your wife is pregnant in great all day yeah can you imagine Anita Alvarez screaming fans I need you as a pair Duncan trussell I heard him say recently we need comedians to be wild because it's like going to the zoo you go and see like wild thoughts even if they're just they'll read this joke I love it I go you ever have to poop so bad. Up Second most people I my mom really help me understand when I do no matter how like tranquil feelings and or calm when I get onstage I want to get in touch with the party that's bothered Sebastian Shaw keep back and Nash Clears Man I hope he narrates his whole life crusade I watched it again yeah and the ending with the dad makes me cry now and it's like Oh because now I get it Brad even before the show even for my daughter's born yeah anyway I'm saying not every comedian needs to have a baby correct obviously but I do see there's a risk in the comedy world and show business and AH I don't know what it was Poker Games I don't know it would be nice if we weren't fucked up but everybody is a little bit and we have this wonderful way to let out some of our Weirdos family I'm just talking about like let's keep friends in our lives yes let's have rituals like Garry shandling is a great example he didn't have a wife he didn't have kids but he had a regular fucking basketball the sizing it you're like does she need how does she just need to be out is this you need a little lock tired here you hear all the stuff so it's different great second album in I'm sorry interrupted you bro it's fine get the thing it's good and it's healthy 'cause you get that out and thankfully we have the opportunity to get that out in an environment that supports that yes it's controlled offstage most nights and Sir and it's the same way for relationship things like sometimes I find myself telling stories about my wife going Oh wow if I wasn't for me and he did a whole routine about how dads are the best and I have a whole routine about how dads are worse and like I just needed to listen I think on the couch watching Netflix you you want them monkeying Iran yeah throwing their pool and each other you want role to become what I would call vampire Nocera to you live in a castle you have no one you love right and it doesn't have to be kids or wife or husband Aschenbach any mentor this saying don't if you just come down the hill do a set and go back and just I don't know and there was a guy who was actually coming to see my show that was that saw me on a previous USO tour in like he made it back and to be bothered that's fine the monkeys yes it's funded that part of you that part of you well done yeah and Omic did not watch me goes on stage and this is like right in the middle of like Iraq Afghanistan war Iraq part two and he so we need to wake up and look and be like everything's okay areas it was so great to hear that because I was going on now what is everyone else doing this is why there's a weird guy at the office it's still saying fucked up he needs to find a better outlet yes I don't know what it is can I tell you where was I was in Arizona and there was a guy I wasn't doing well because it was Arizona come on Arizona I had one rough oh he's good and like so I did all the soldier material and it was very raw raw very patriotic and support the troops and then the next can't just say that at shirt no I mean I don't WanNa know what would happen if she did I know she'll be a weird way the talk of the town why people have kids like he doesn't get it Ron funches followed him and went Neil you need some love in your life at its Hilar- you need someone to love you that is after Ron and all my stuff is now new baby trade oh I will say watch that J. Larson go up that's too much acid he went I falling off a ladder it's so funny say that when one of the biggest bombs ever saw was I did a show one time and I just got back from doing a USO tour Own Hand is our Doto Symbol G and I'm yon in the news that's like a myth it's you're a mythic I it's funny some love Neal Brennan was on stage at the store the other night talking about like he doesn't understand why people get married is like at fucking troops up and starts going into it he got booed and threw shit at and he ran off where I know I use it to move warmer yeah that isn't on your wikipedia sunglasses may made a joke look down saw the dog and was like well he's got a dog in two thousand three I'm GonNa put a pin in the story sure you're like close with your dad like Ari I'm on my I'm on my dad tip yeah very my dad cried while summarize about country you know and that's that's a perfect metaphor for how people interpret Fox News Buddy Dad and I'm not I room for my Wingspan Yeah I've got I've a bit put me on the aisle that happened to you some similar thing with the blind is I saw someone in front rows Tin Euro but then he also thought the movie was about loyalty and country and I was like isn't it about losing your mind that's war right okay this guy fucking club Aab sorry is this your emotional support view Pisa crab show in Arizona and doing what my dad does so I go Arizona's not a good place blanket statement ten years ago anyway and I there was a guy with sunglasses line he he had a prop and he was ready and he had the t and he had the move all planned out like this is why I do any second please set me near the front I need us you don't want to details yeah it was here yeah it was in la it was an al-Qaeda America I'll say the club it was at the Ontario Improv. Okay I took my dad to see Mencia for father's Day weekend at the Bray Improv in so that would be sixteen years ago and do some just see what we project onto it yes so he watched a movie that I think a lot I'm not an expert in the deer hunter but it seems to be like a haunting critique of Vietnam War and then he came off like what the fuck happened that bit always does well and I'm like did you not see me and the soldier has the moment in any really do love my dad I'm not saying that as a caveat to say whatever I Want I love my dad and he is such a good example of how none of us myself included z anything we the J. got off stage and I was that bit didn't work as well and they were like you had j. did like fifteen minutes about dads are the best and then I got up was like they smell like original listerine in the club and I go I think I just I'm not that much of an asshole on sage I'm just like a cool guy wearing sunglasses I know where this going not as if he was waiting for it what do you call it he picked up his cane and let it assemble shake right does a little drink sixty the point where you were laughing I was laughing I loved it could loved it I don't know why that made me giggle yeah so yeah and he's like when your country calls I almost went entry needs you you you right like looking back on it as comics I would never do that so I walked onstage he asked me questions I answer the questions doc so you're close with your pop very you'll go in laugh yeah I took him to a comedy show and see what's on stage Amancio started making jokes the the audience that was not around me laughing hysterically the audience around me at this point we're at club right we we we do that and he goes like you guys aren't laughing and he's and he said the words what is one of them here and I just raised my creepy little hand in the air like what that I wasn't trying to remember because I know I know the I laugh I got an Improv stage was said so what do you do for a living and I nick is a another little person comic and LPC LPC's we'd like to say and I've So he saw me and then invited me up on stage and said I wanNA talk to you so I walked onstage could go so bad the movie deer hunter to me you go and he points the gun at the DP it was actually very sweet can't pull the trigger not one of the seven that's and big laugh and I'm just like the seven Oh yeah yeah and then that was that was the first I was like oh I gotta do this and it's really interesting when I watched your special I'm sure you've talked about this ad Nauseam I used to know Nick Novak easy to remember next known him since we were children way before comedy no way way before I know but we went to dwarf conventions together their convention uh-huh It said that you you were made fun of by Mencia yes kind of how you got into this into this mess I was nineteen years old are you good I just wanted my wife cow waters I don't know how to interview I hear that you can take conventions they try they try to dress them up like oh we're here for togetherness in community and their doctors come specializing dwarfism and then there's Oh my God and he goes eight hand they're very softened their work today Oh yeah because I have very soft hand cracking up and Mencia looked and he no he noticed the chain well there's a frequent yeah yeah the nest kicked on right it's getting warm in a pocket of either aside ways lamp or its legs going off to the side and not one in front of the other and there's a swivel it is hilarious and they tried went onstage and shot on the whole thing you talk to the soldier yes audience knew there was Zola's in like the biggest bomb with the goodness I know your wife is not a dwarf correct that's right that's funny Oh my God oh you're a comedian is it up like that but really it's the reason for the commission is to get laid you guys are bone in each other off so much there's so much sex you didn't know this now conventions wonderful we all go to the same hotel and anyone that goes to sleep drunk and just wakes up and doesn't know this Dwarf Convention freaks would laugh right because you wanna look cool oh phone call me call me and they and they will go Big Big breath assists which is I know we airy I didn't know I ran like that until I saw a tape of me running I go oh yeah I definitely do the dwarf run the door the door front I'm sure a lot of you know it but it's either it's lab now you're sitting next to my son made it I saw when I sweat from these he's fine with it and you make it about you you selfish asshole like a joke about a certain group and I look at a member of that and you're laughing as I've said this before I was the fattest kid in junior high which means I was the fat kit and there were times when people would make fat jokes and the fact that I you know I'm not going to be offended and it's fine yeah I know but I'm like thinking about people being offended on your behalf and those people are stupid pizzas the fuck out love it they just go like what is happening because it's like a thousand wars ring with us in Wonderland pier me sure that's not make the mistake of saying you represent a group I mean you when you go on stages of dwarf you have to address it in the same way that ago and this is an Orange County California where I grew up and I go oh I work at Disneyland and there was a little laugh from the audience and then I turned to them and went fuck you group and they're like laughing I go cool all right I worry I worry that sure that that that person like if you're at the Mencia show ah one arm he has like a finger just one and then the army has like maybe two or three yup and they're dramatically shorter than what arms traditionally are I don't know any any there's other there must be a comparison here but there's certain things with comedy we talk about ourselves well the guy who I think he got second or third collide people go what soft hands and I'm like never worked at that I don't I hold him I speak if something happens around the house that needs fixing pits down yeah so I'm from Florida yeah there is they're worried how easy it is to my question how egotistical are you that that someone says something that is about a certain group the group little people jokes and I go is he does he want to do these jokes or does he have to do these little bit of both shows someone else's controlling the message there's a writer there's a producer there's a that's right I say enter dwarf what's up guys get it the giant you met him at a convenient because of your shared interests in comedy kid kids so we so we just we he's he's he used to open for me is name is Ryan Knee Miller he's a comic and he was just on America's got talent he has two arms that are like so if he walked onstage ignored and didn't talk about that and I've said this before but if I went onstage and just start talking about and I can let them know like hey you know you may have thought this thing about little people this is what it actually is this is what we actually experience and I think in so far is I'm in control the message I get control what the audience hears and I get I get to control what they experience so I control the I control the perspective I would stay on the phone Brad just show them that I was a good sport so I think we worry so this leads me to my question which forgive Ah yes and the thing that I want to do the jokes because normally and this is what I love so much about stand up is normally dwarves in movies and TV on volume up all those up who's not who's not singing nickelback rockstar. That's great right I want to hear about you know so and now like after two albums and three specialists I'm really day went from a from a five foot ten man's perspective right so when I talk about driving centimeters Syrian sure like if if someone walked onstage and said I was raised in a cult for twenty years and then just left it alone and be like get back to the called what's that you have done I'm sorry can't wait okay you're not gonNA forget no because I don't want I don't want to Belabor this this isn't like a fucking heavy show it's fun but as I'm watching you do a lot of there's clothing exchanges their sporting events and by the way if you've never seen a dwarf track meet you have not lived a run or the best frequency is you can have to walk onstage and have the entire audience go oh what's this what's that like what's the story yeah what's the story what is this discover this is that the audience is generally intrigued that's a world they are not familiar with a vast the vast majority you do have the benefit of curiosity right out the gate which is way from the from Dwarf Jokes I'll never be completely rid of them because it's the only directive I I right I don't have to tell the joke like Oh this is how groceries and that the airline food the whole audience just staring at me like does he know when is he aware Jeff Dunham puts the yeah you can and that's how he told he must he was bathing may doesn't trap meant he didn't just say on the side I gotTa keep my insurance but her writing it and you're doing it jokes because I have to talk about it like we said and there's a part of me that wants to cerebral palsy is the comparison Josh blue among San not the hero they deserve what they hear that almost I let other people get the glory I'm really a giver to me I completely equal the whole world looks like a Katy Yeah you and Katie for you anyone below fund for a second I did think you were five times five times because you you at six nine so that's what five ten is yeah I made the audience laugh I got bit by the bug proceed I love fast forward to you entered the spider verse about four months and then he he did some great sketches on their heated one where he was with Gwen Stafani senior song called space pants and it was it was fucking great I it was awesome to watch stop your door nine I'm sorry I said adorable it's thirty three's but you are fun I tend to become the person I'm interviewing horrible but I feel like that's more would that part but there there is a weird so here's how it all comes full circle so that's how I got started was Mencia called me up on stage I made about that this is about me hosting this classic show I'm going to do that right it it was really it was really admirable and I really is one of those guys sorry I know Gingrich has to be somebody that you've thought about because he's has faded out his he seems like one of those guys but that's what I mean is there is a burden sure that you kind of get the luxury of moving away from like even Peter Dink Lidge the station agent that's something like that so like yeah I feel like there's a little bit an opportunity missed but at the same time what a great thing to do where you just go no this is nothing extraordinary stop the fucking the station agent so you any did that but Dingo and there's a part of me that wishes jokes and up in a part of me that just insanely respects him for doing that yeah but just goes no I'm not going to be that guy yeah and like that same thing that's hilarious what difference to me but yeah so so I'm so after two three you're kind of fading out a little bit yeah make fun of People like my Dad Oh yeah no vegetables nine bullshit he went on Saturday night live and I know this because I know several cast members and writers he told them as the host he goes no dwarf jokes I love it absolutely not right now and I was forty minutes into my set so I did I've seen it I stand up and share that's how that's how you know life is too long both seen Rockstar says on the cover how I don't remember that not one reference to being a little one reference pretty during the entire show and I was just waiting for it I'm just like come on go on awesome stand up comedy he does five minutes did you lied him standing ovation Oh shit on a deck I got a standing ovation and ago I was at the Houston Improv and ICS Dwarf in the audience and I'm doing jokes and he's laughing says the movie rockstar he realized that right it is Walberg is the best part his name and his legal name this legal name Clinton shorter Clinton shorter is as middle named for you to say it's fine you're valley and sixty nine wow this room and uh-huh comics should ever do but in this I gave up the microphone I just didn't get up here and the audience was cheering and I do I wonder if you had burned any of his they do it is he gonNa do it and then know how did that feel it felt like like I said I was kind of torn about it because I go that would have been a great opportunity to do some dwarf jokes and Corrective Way and pat paying it forward people really onto something there and we're so resistant all we do is medicate right let's get to the couch and field did you see the station you know like he was I thought it was wonderful watching the station agent as dwarf is required like they they told us at the meeting you had the microphone back to me and I almost needed to take a moment like I need to acknowledge what just happened here like this this was amazing and now we keep in touch any it goes yeah the Houston is booking me more and it's like because of Ed because they saw him get a standing in front of a sold out audience us there was ten Davis Nick Novicki me yeah that's about it I think Danny would burn kinda did it for a little while but like the that was pretty much it in terms of touring comics working comics right and so I like to see more and I don't I don't care if you like oh but what if they do your style of materials good as we can while we watch images of other people's lives right and meanwhile some real shit could be happening and you could be helping out and did an amazing how how it came to the MRS if I probably like to me like we were talking about cerebral palsy new faces there was a hilarious young woman forgetting her name that cerebral palsy and if she was it's like Oh my God yes oh great and how long have you been doing it goes about four about four years and I go would you like to do it I need to know right I need to comics going on stage that just had kids we gotta go okay what are you talking about and so this kid is kind of in a tricky position because you did forty show Josh there's a conversation backstage shirt like hey what what are you doing my doing it's like the ex we all have this Jay's going to do his jokes about dads are great you're you're laughing like you're you're having a great time and I go what do you do for a living he goes I'm a stand up comic get out and I go you proud did you beam how lake and that to me more than a lot of the things I've done them I don't mean to be cliche but as I get older I'm like giving and Surveys Ascot but about pappy Davis listening and I look at anyone over five foot is yeah that's all the same Hilarie if you're if you're six nine if you're five seven okay that is your cord on your clothes Hanger Funny Towel Dryer No my God talking about talking about dwarfism that I'm I'm not in a good position right what is that noise that is the cord on your workout machines don't call it a worker I don't know if I'm if I'm the reason why they did I don't want to assume that I am but a- It's nice to know that there's 'cause because before there was just there's three it's not my best work that's not that great I see this is us is he's a little person and he's laughing and I do a couple of jokes about him any laughs had people so they but they called their organization that they they didn't start the word but they called the organization this reminds me of I saw people asking for it was called midgets of America and that's why I have I'm very torn about the word midget because they started off saying we're midgets of America and then a few years later they're like don't call us no if I should be mad and I don't if I'm not mad should I force myself be mad I don't know I'm very torn because a lot of slurs ooh Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh right there was a time it's over yeah when they were like a doctor would be like your child is blank yeah that was a medical condition medical the I don't know when it started and this is one of the reasons why I'm so torn confused with how I should feel about this word the word has midget I don't Barnum Kinda popularized it but it was used before that so maybe that's where it comes from right I don't get upset when I hear the terminate fucked up we fucked up but the the words started as a self declaration it started before that and refer to something that is hateful and disgusting and like we call someone this thing because they eat this or because there is look a certain way or their faces a certain color like they there are some routes in evil. I don't know where the evil roots are with the word Midget I've heard yeah so so the fact that that's happened now and there's an there's several their dwarf Comedians have started since I've done it now and you probably covered some of the bay sector and then what what happens and I'm invested goes onstage I had the microphone I sit down on the side of the stages go they use that word it it's not a level playing field anymore it's weird that's one of us has an atomic bomb yeah yeah and cracker you yeah you were being paid while you did that right I got paid while I did the Shag for being sweetheart you figured it out the best way to do it word for me it's it's very much context because if someone drives in a pickup truck and just yells out okay well then yeah that kind of that kind of Yup interesting it's from the organization little people of America. LPGA started by the actor. Billy Barty when he's when he yeah I don't I don't care do do their jokes alright `new jokes I'm Ryan Right I'm sixteen years and if I if I can't ride a joke better than someone who's three years in you can't have that yeah I don't want someone to be able to have a word that they know that if they call me this word they win yeah like that's their ultimate diamond butcher then you perfect Clinton sure that's his name is any any is the guy's standing ovation and then he colledge hammer where it's like I can't block that I have to be mad like there's a bit about that really yeah when a White Guy Black guy are fighting however me and the word is not powerful to me when you call me midget I don't have to do a midget thing like I don't have to be like well you said that so now I'm going to go do honey and they were old vests this is in Chicago probably in two thousand two and they were and it said help our word children I don't even want to say people you know what I don't mind if you call me that but when you see another little person out and about don't use the word right so that's how I you use it in your APP yeah a Bill Clinton but shorter hi how you folks I really let's say Clinton but shorter butcher she goes so you vacuum the thing where it's like oh no they actually do that right I think you touched on when you get into making fun of how little person runs I think we're kinda close to the nerve there aren't we I've had so I can't help but shake like when somebody is onstage especially let's take an Asian comedian shirt for all white that and I'm like Oh wait little people started the Fr- the term midget didn't start it can I say it in context I am says context it's fine context I'm not you are but anytime I see somebody really killing a bunch of white people doing jokes that if a white person said UPHOLSTER and they're up there or black comedian or anything that's not a white anglo-saxon Protestant yet who obviously is very against the n word right it was a very on iconoclasts it's worth watching I chapelle does this talk and he kind of defends it's a similar approach he's yeah other ring of somebody if they're doing it it's okay it's one of these things we have as pack animals as pattern recognizing mammals so it can be easy and also I'm I'm discussing this act right now where I go anyone can do my group is also one of the only groups are stereotypes aren't real what's our stereos be racist I always get that weird feeling where I'm like you just gave us a pass because as as mammals we go but this is just more otherness more other I like our stereotype like like go down the list of Dwarf stereotypes it's like Oh we're Leprechaun's okay that's fantastical We made cookies okay that's Keeler that's just me I mean it's not the same because I mean there's just so there's so much history in hate young murder and disgustingness right when that were yeah I'd grown up in David the gnome they lived in like trees and mushrooms and things like that one of the problems with little jokes are so easy yeah wouldn't you say there in my act because I don't WanNa word that power over me I don't want to be able it reminds me of shells love of the N. Word he said in his interview with my Angelou I and I don't feel there's discussing this with the word midget but and but it's also the reason why I don't want to have that power I don't want someone to think they have that up thinking is one of them is here why is race they say this in the British office why should racism only be offensive to those races it should just be offensive chapter of the L. P. A. There came out to my show and I'm I'm I'm going to say a line from my act back when it happened but here we go me to my question how do other in your experience other doors feel about your ass usually upset until they see it is that right yeah I show yeah and they go no I go okay watch the show watch the show then if you still hate it then then we'd have a conversation and Sweet Lord Okay How me I'm GonNa get to Jeff Dunham sure you're at a am I right in saying dwarf and a Little Person Convention on it Oh you know what I mean so like there's all these stereotypes that we have like lupus okay that's fantastic or Munchkins that's also fantastic all right like nothing is like that's right offensive that's just bad it's bad yeah and that's why I'm wondering do other little like hey you're you're you're kind of yes so there's a story fucked up shit that that fucked up white people think they're like it's okay did you can't be racist yeah like the high-powered white suit lawyers and we're going to your plan so sorry invited them all in and because at the time selling tickets and there's plenty of room and only three of them decided to see the show the the there was about twelve and made but if they drove by win in little pay like it's also offensive you know what I mean so I I'm very torn with the word I always see the show I said I don't know why you're not liking me and they said because you say the word midget that's a horrible word in your in your telling other people say the word midget and I go have you seen because you're a you're a brave man son of a lawyer so is that right yeah we're gonNA they came out with the picket signs and everything away they weren't picket signs they were three by five cards they were they were they were really protesting and I invited them in and Joey in Livonia it's closed but close joey closed Joey's was it a kangaroo club get it I get it and this happened this happened to me I don't know if you've ever toured and got to go to Joey's comedy club in Livonia Michigan but I haven't lived oh you haven't lived restroom said no but the three that came to see the show they talked to where they're like oh you're not doing what we thought you were doing it all oh like you're going on stage and you're empowering the mother never would therefore so I've performed at the at the little people convention explaining you're describing the life and like I do one of the things that they love is that I do at the show before I do my meet-and-greet I mean come on then then the next one is even worse and I literally if I don't say this at the end of my show I will be asked to do this at least five t the Green Book Makes Crack Oh that's a green book reference I thought when you say Christmas that was an Alfred I'm glad you clarified in the movie green q i I'm sorry you said it to be fun it really made me laugh good yeah 'cause I always was very confused I watched cartoons you are funny funny like Iraq story as a researcher what you call us the grocery store you'll find out all right now I'm GonNa go go go to my house in the tree I I'm not GonNa do that I laughed so hard at the door I'm so sorry but that is so funny I performed at the Convention for about five hundred little people and they came up and they were like awesome because they see it and they go oh you're empowering like some really racist Shit there's obviously I'm not saying this about you at all but I've seen comedians where I'm like you're just a bad comedian and you go up in front of dumb white people safe is like the most your will doesn't go she's a baby yeah but making a grown person feel like a baby right is one of the good yeah all right first of all because I was my question before was when two people are at the convention and they're having this conversation yes what people don't understand is like three you got a kid so I was doing a show there and I was actually protested by little people get the local no one feels great there was a time when bald people in the ground at a comedy club yeah you're getting rubbed to suck coupon I explained rules for interacting with little people I know this is what you do what Oh uh-huh do not under any circumstance when you see a little person pick them up I do not New Year GonNa say that do that took literally as degrading the definition what I mean is on the nose degrading yeah and what's amazing to me is I will say that it I don't know why it's probably I this is not a joke I sometimes feel bad picking up my daughter because she was a baby and I'm like among the ball guys like thirty dollars right now everyone's looking looking laughing at me yeah never on the head Jesus Christ I love your Andrea won't won't I can't do it today Andrea impression I usually have decent Andre the air prison Tom Hanks news come on up in the hair and I'm square man I'm stuck Pirie anesthetize him and they said how many drinks do you have to drink to get drunk and he said after thirty six I start to feel a buzz don't go in with more lower stories than there were in the dog I was like the story Ma'am McCarthy told me that when he had surgery and they asked him how ski showers in I want the juice man never patted on the head I mean never do that can we also just never had a human it's not good some people will be like it'll be like wait you're you're disappointed moment I wish Andre the giant would come in pick them up yeah and now you're helpless and it's air prison wow I like liberty sounds like removal go as in depth as I wanted it to yeah it was very kind of like an life was hard for Andrei being large and you're like okay I figured that and you seven foot six hundred and I was trying to limit able bodied obviously you're able bodied I'm serious the word we average side we say we're researchers yet your Richard L. Weird pain we say that was history yeah that's just that's just that's just big cookie right that's just big cookie sending their message big yeah yeah I feel like when you see someone dramatically smaller than you at that point becomes when I see like h sometimes at the end of the show there's not that much room to take the photo you gotta squat down just so we can all fit in that and I say there's a relief when I'm seated uh-huh Slouch for anybody and sometimes I'm not trying to be funny with wheelchair photos and little people greenhut them yeah on a road trip ere it is learned in loved I and you came for Christmas the first knock isn't you but it is that's why is that not all right why's that that story should be on a black screen at the beginning and then fade in you're like they got him yeah Bill Gates teaches programming like how they got bill I don't want Bill Gates to do that it's like the Kid Oh and then for photos I don't care if you stand up and down I don't care that was one that I was wondering 'cause I'm six six I crouch I feel like this is a great opportunity with with with a lot of people that would be curious and that would want to know and that's what you find out is that a lot of people do transgender person come up to me and I go okay what's your Pronoun Yeah just tell me Tell me tell me and I'll do I do the boys to men squat if it's a little boys to Vince whenever I see like Elon Musk do a podcast or neil degrasse Tyson Do something for a comment like whenever I would see anything else behind closed doors that would be helpful who you guys are having your whiskey sours and you're like these fucking people don't understand I don't WanNa put you on the spot in no it's fine I like a mother calf Ango store I know I will couple of questions about scoop again I can't do it you go so I call bullshit on Myself Brad there you Jeff Dunham Story Jeff Dunham story smooth and as I feel like there's a lot of aspen my fam- diagnosed ASP and at the end they go if you meet one person with Asperger's you've met one person with asperger's and I just start cried knocker firm Hicks falling so that I back that would be dwarf it ah it's amazing when he's he's he's a thousand people's jobs yeah that's it yeah that's not not not a lot of people yeah want to know and they're like Oh what can we do that yeah good for you that's I it's funny because I want to say don't offer iced by the way Oh that's the sad part is that these rules you think you think they're what I'm that Jesus Christ that you forty million shake you're giving people the thing you write lamb basketball's with right just any drunk guy you meet who I open some people like that you're right you know you did I watch that ass burgers documentary it's called ASPERGER's are us and they go it makes me cry every time I watch it yeah yeah yeah yeah I WANNA learn about Andre the giant so I wish in those moments there was that large person would be like this because this feels like the world I felt that way when I was with Blake Griffin where again in Montreal I can't shake the fact that we're just walking on the street and I'm like your hands are worth and keep it like a bird on my show and I go if this goes sideways this I'm doing a masterclass can you relate when someone does a masterclass you're sorta sad arm had season that would be like us like being like here here's my learn ex yeah like do you like my larynx like yeah it's not As Stephen Hawking like do a comedy bit I like he's too valuable I know make him do things that Jenner Israel's choice removes done everybody wins Yeah exactly exactly so that yeah that would be the etiquette now what are what are is there in you too sorry you're like a hip hop thing I do like chains dangling off my chest funny sometimes sometimes it's a convenience thing Oh yeah yeah there is that thing where it's like jeeze like don't put it out can't ensure this man yes so like Poland collect trysofi anything no and they do and they put out nothing but ash and drinkable wash drinkable water and and like St like I being in there I just watched the Bill Gates documentary I've been watching it to net flicks where he created fucking toilets that don't run on to all these people being like I'm trying to get this happening and do you remember this in the dock and they most people didn't reply any email from bill at Microsoft Dot Com Jason Segel because I want to say I can't watch the documentary international kick in for that documentary was only okay for me it you're sort of like what what does anybody want what do what do what do we want what are we doing you see a Lotta easy hover hand photos there's also a lot of people like crouching in Awkward You put your hands up like you're afraid you put your hands like this and squat and white pants maybe face wrote this one school I realize it's not just having money inability there needs to be you have to care yeah and that's what I couldn't believe he wrote an email six foot is just all in the same realm it's funny you know what it is it's marching that's what I say I'm the table you're dreaming under on your dislike Bill G. G. E. J. Boys to men that might be like you get an email from Bill Gates you have the stones or the DRC to just be like no if I was if I was bill gates my email address would be a gift like some something that you'd have to be a genius impossible box with like shit to figure out and at the end after all this impossible math he called the number and and fucking so he brings me on stage I do my set I got a standing ovation in that in the big theater incredibly impressive it was James Gordon on this podcast told the story where to give Tom Hanks was gonNA give James Corden phone number and he sent him a mix yeah and they gave me coating so I go thank you and I am walking on stage Dunham comes back on stage and can I just stop you eight okay Dunham comes onstage and goes Brad get back out here all right so just walked back out there I don't know what's you guys don't give up a role varies and someone went we're listening as the most Canadian wow we're listening they don't want to interrupt like Wayne Gretzky says if you can shoot from the top of the circle hit the post ten times yeah I appear then you're like what yeah and then he he Wozniak has his card is coated I love it so when he gives you his card you have to you have to decode it and I tell you gets okay yeah as long as I can play me in the in the part doesn't go to college okay good he he he he gets so much so I walked back Qatari waiting for James Corden call so Jeff Dunham story we'll do that and then we'll get to how I met my wife which is one of the reasons casting Jason Segel Brad get out her can I play me today Kaz oh a- and then he dials the number yeah this is like several days later how could he know sure Tom Cruise answers the phone now you have my number and I go we're not doing this this jeff we're having some fun and I jump on top of the case and then I say get get behind me is this moment of before we know what happened okay it's just delicious because I am so nervous and frightened and it's just not just know it's going to be any goes I just want to take a selfie with you and have the crowd in the background and I go oh okay I I didn't know what was happening I got a seated polite listen we're Canadian we don't interrupt you gave them shit in Montreal I was like like eight different comics they perform galleys pretentious word for a show it's a show it's a show in a spectacular aired on television and it's wonderful golfing and the assistant runs out running out icy his case where the puppets are and where the puppet sit and that's fine you'll he hasn't done that with anybody else and then ice and then he he asked for in by Selfie means these comes out and takes a photo with the crowd in the background puts his head down and goes oh my God this is the worst thing I've ever done and then I said in the microphone Jeff I saw your second special and he laughs Soho Okay like he's very like I didn't WanNa do but like he he puts his hand on my back and he starts like we both have microphones and I start moving like a puppet and he why you WanNa be on this podcast in the first story yeah it is so I was doing the Montreal Comedy Festival the aforementioned Mantra Festival which I I also have a question for you check my face was shocked and then afterwards I realize a can we say this you're not randy velvets I mean yeah we after this story I was on the Jeff Dunham gala and it was fun gala he hosts it for you hosts it and brings on he goes his identity secret and yes you WanNa see who I am yes and you walked out yes it was so great because he's behind this cardboard like shield yeah and it separated from the back so you know no one's walking out or no one's so you see Randy Randy felt face just go down below the cardboard yup and then it's Jason I say names today who do I mean today Casse Jason Jason Voorhees who's interested Development Jason Bateman Yeah poppet name Randy Randy Randy and they were like randy felt face randy felt face and randy felt face which is the Clinton little yeah of of US onstage at the Montreal Comedy Festival with Him Woodfire manipulating me like I want to move I I popped up above the cardboard and the place went nuts yeah 'cause they're like way and you and let's at each other I was I was like fully reacting to imagine does a couple of jokes I'm like and then we're improving back and forth and the the the audience just laughing and going like this is the craziest thing you've ever seen and then he stops anyway I'm randy felt like who's pretending to be Randy Michael J. also felt for it so don't feel bad and like so what that means is I was behind I don't think that's what means Yasha Ruben I told him I was doing that on stage but I was like I got that impression from watching you and bless his heart he was so as much as people but that's why you're asking is how could you fall guy you rates I love it it was it was in to watch that whole thing how it is executed is unreal how he does it how he puppets cardboard the entire show and no one like and I was just down there and it's also I'd like to think that was one of my considerations like no way was down there for an hour or twenty fooled do as a metaphor listen so you met your wife Yes on a three well no I'm not the puppet almost yelled do voice does randy is also Australia yeah so I wasn't doing it to screw you minutes yeah I for one gag which I was I was you are and I was there because I would be great and it was actually a randy's idea so it was oh come festival speaking of puppets I have a question for you did you think I was the puppet there we were doing a roast away app called render at at the time it was called surrender and now it's called field because tender sued them for Copyright Infringement I WANNA be a lawyer for tender put your hand on my back let's go oh I thought that was going to be his idea and it was going to be terrible serono it's my idea it's a great story so he he goes well I guess I don't want to win it's pretty madness and someone offered me a job is a morning radio show host w what are you talking about hilarious I worked at Disneyland I got I got to keep the magic going to believe yes he was like Whoa I mean you're not the public radio here in Los Angeles so we were we're doing this show Klein not the actor he's a radio DJ what's up everybody artsy audience right so hard comedy and then we just had this moment we and then we took the photo it's on my instagram somewhere at Brad Williams comic of that dreams Dome he feel how did he know have my number I am but it's you know a couple of times now you have my number oh hey mom but So I took I took the job and I started doing this show with some amazing people Kevin Kline and Allie Johnson who are still on the radio but now down he's choice you went to his demon you went right to the back of his mind if you do passed on Nia to do that the road I need you to start with how you started having three ways on an APP get their okay just just know that you're talking to a guy that's we played it it landed on Grindr I did go on one grinder date bisexual I'm not just all demand interesting I know can't start it was interesting to me and I was burnt out from standup I did three years in a row of forty eight weeks that's right we have the data they got a season you cannot fight if you swipe right you can have a Jason Bateman off it's so speaking of the Montreal in San Francisco California and I said sure that sounds great yeah I don't have traveled onto the planes I didn't realize the nightmare of waking up before thirty am every day contractor. Yes so I'll tell you the full story the full story is that I was burnt ginger beer ginger beer you may call me ginger ginger beer I went all right ginger beer meat gummy bear let's do this ship so all came back stage and saw me after that he goes bread can you just because like Pete and Chafe think you're the puppet Kay how do you tell them you're out back behind the curtain literally yeah and then then I popped up and I just saw you pay freaking out and little rock so I go on the APP and I go yeah sure we'll try this I go on the APP I match with a two and signing up now I have an idea well we need to do you remember what it was more likely due the voice yeah I was like so there was a part of me that was a little reserve yeah well yeah the the same way of Seth Macfarlane walked out here you'd be like Peter Griffin and he goes oh that's tinder for threesomes well and I'm like I have imagine succeeding if you're signing up for three-under yeah you're down for two ED my birthday's coming up I just met a guy named ginger you're going to have a lot of fun so I matched with two women played game called tinder or grinder where would flip a coin basement of land on would go on either attended or grinder date foot the coin side note the very first time the cruise right Tom Cruise Hanks I said Hanks Cruz Cruz. Okay does that make sense posh wasp giving talking about Hank's a lot Tom Hanks's listening I made a profile I matched the very lovely large red headed bearded man whose profile name and he told me to only call him ginger other woman and we're just going to meet and we're going to make sure that we are who we are from the photos yeah we're not being catfish or anything and then we're GONNA go date with Ginger someone calls in and goes you guys do in tender grinder have you heard about th- render and I go fuck is th- render sports he told me I was handsome it was literally one of the best days I've ever been it was it was pretty damn great shall do ginger beer so the next day I'm going to go on the radio and I'm GonNa talk about me on the road and that's that that can burn you out so I was hearing that you're right like you just hear the schedule of people that one last comic standing L. Y. You know why no song and the Matrix One zero zero more coming to town you can't do it where would so one of the Games we decided to play on the radio show because I didn't know anyone in San Francisco I I I moved there I had no friends is we decided bump shit that's so awesome you imagine that had so many through as one time he was having a three way and he forgot the other person under the burden and we just like each other and we started dating in two years after that I propose that woman you are fun I met my wife on a threesome APP and ah get out it's a it's a really really high Australian exit but yeah now that was a lot of fun and I'm so glad that you were actually I did I'm glad you I don't this is not I don't want to be preview Oh shit like you yet okay well do you want to just have this Dayton she's like yeah that's fine and as we're talking getting to know each other we're like Oh crap I like you and we all agree to go on a date together and we meet this coffee shop down in North Beach and but one of the women does not show up just doesn't show it care let's go have fun so we went and we are you tell them right up top yeah I I told him and we went to a sports bar we drank we watched that sounds like something amazing that I want to try to do I I would say as long as there's complete an open communication with your partner it's not one person saying like so it's because my parents are in town extra faith perfect we on the day we like each other we don't go do this accident the thing that we're we're we're GONNA go fuck okay like that that's we're going to go do incentives yes it is and and on so we go she's not showing up and we have a very gummy bear your read that's a high compliment we had a very lovely date I explained the whole thing I said like hey this radio thing I'm straight and he goes have you had a few when you on the APP on the APP but just because that's just a straight romance night Bonin we we don't do it he said let's postpone yeah didn't didn't do it the next night then then you went out the next night yeah second second date now so that's on the table and but are you finding them in the wild yes and I will say that free range free free free range three ways yeah organic free we are using the third person as a sex toy right now I've heard that before they are not in we are not and they know that going yes this eyes wide shut parties wearing the red robe so but yes we've done that because when you meet on the threes of Mab it's like your dad auto threesome research future day Mathews has this is your first time using render yes I somebody bailed somebody bailed now it's just ten roads when I was just me and and this range farm-to-table yeah that's where you want parsnips you wanna Parson at three way and I will say this for anyone that sounds like oh and thing yes they know that that's why we are not during the third person's emotional wellbeing like other than obviously time in the movies and I wanNa tell you about traffic not the guy who my girl artists artists Gordon Wild Wild West not that guy wow I would have gone riches and then you're gone you have a no repeats review clause we've violated it is that something that you do in the lifestyle consensual right but not like we're not like oh are they getting what they need from this interaction no for us it's like no are you like is a very lovely women 'cause you can go on is a single match with two other singles you want a single match with a couple you can go on as a couple and try to get a single so there's always different options a and this is the most sort of sound logic I can say is that when you're when when you're in a relationship and you decide to do something like that well I mean good code word okay okay he says he's saying the lifestyle yeah so yeah that's something that do your thing so but also we've met we've met people that have a similar way of thinking than us but her and he used the fact that I think the person he cheated with with somebody they had a three way where he's sort of used the hyper male logic I've already been having it seems like they're married just so they can have three ways right I'm married to my wife because I love my wife she's the most important thing to me anything like or something I'd be like it'd be weird that you WanNa be degraded or wearing some sort of harness or whatever and I'm like no some people have their sexuality mixed with so it's so great so funny that's funny is I like that you're silly right and maybe another time put the relationship I exactly and so when you do stuff like that you have to be sort of hyper aware of that in extra will there was a time when one time when a particular woman was lily on her in the car driving to our place so that action can take place is like what sex sex people but they have like a very nuanced vocabulary where that might sound degrading to your eye you need to be like this is a fun sex with her so what's the difference different is a huge there's a huge huge difference of cheese not there or she does not know about it because as as my wife tells me yeah but I also would people have gone nuts if you had proven it got a little did I know it would have ruined the way yeah yeah yeah yeah you can do it wife getting what she needs am I getting what I need and that person's okay with beforehand yes you're like you are here to facilitate rightous okay not that one we love that one I love that episode because she loves sexual tension her favorite okay to watch it was it was another one I want to do this so why can have sex other people right it's not as in Demy de me Demi Moore's new book Oh that Ashton Kutcher cheated on her but this was a person who was very clear with that role was very okay with it I could see that being a turn onto certain people like I didn't use understand I hope you are some real fucking courage to be that open door honest with somebody yeah it does and I I'm glad that we've had those conversations and we like we don't want to really speak with you afterward this is not going to be like a friendship where occasionally happens like no this is done this is a one time thing but it's not my number one and it's not worth the emotional checkbook balancing like for me some people it is I understand but you gotta put that work in and my wife's kind of looked at me and goes is it bad if I'm not feeling it right now and I go that's fine called her said sorry not today and I don't know sometimes I'm a little too norm core yeah I it's a chase at because I'm a sensitive guy yeah I totally understand that and it's something else that happens is a wonderful bonus if it doesn't happen that is perfectly fine amazing partner you don't just want an enabler and and I'm glad that I feel okay to have those conversations with my wife where I'm not like Oh God if I even bring this up she's GonNa she's there's a whole run their whole plot is that they opened up their marriage and one of the things I thought was so interesting was that one person grows out of it that's something you have to be Gli get stapled with those types of feelings I'm that kind of guy like sometimes sexist like this makes the most sense in the world we should live like pie some strange psychological feelings or whatever and that is there is there missionaries that's that's normal and sexy for them as long as doesn't hurt anyone don't care in business role play where you're my daughter is that so normal it's become so normal I was thinking I'm not trying to be funny but I was thinking about things like asked south we all know what that is in the seventies you went into the back room in the back room of the backroom right for the video right now they're just show yell at me it's eight did this on easy did you watch easy it's one of the best shows on that flex its every episode like Vignette there's like three you got that e harm Maxwell where that's where we go to commit pete get your mind out of the gutter no we know we have our three like I'm really glad that I'm glad you're right in my I have a bit about this I'm happy about that I have a bit about watching porn and then discovering something weird should George Clooney is pretending to be a fucking trap he's artists manager and he makes forty million and this is you know this is happening for free in the you very open to and 'cause I if my wife tells me more like oh by the way we're not doing that anymore and I go great and I understand that women's in this conversation I was talking with a comic about really weird fetishes that are out there in the porn categories and and if you're into that kind of stuff then okay as long as ah put a dagger in scarf right around and drink rum mature and sometimes I'm like I said it to somebody I was like I love sex up on the main page yeah what is that I think I say fucked up in the special little judgmental but something atypical that you didn't know you loved that complicates your life yes I want you to bowl come cats at me as like I said as long as it's not hurting other people I don't care but I said the guy I'm like I'm really glad that I I'm a guy that can have missionary position it'd be like this is great porn I think I'm embarrassed I was young and I watched it hoping I would see some bubis or something instead I was haunted and they were showing like there was like slapping and all the things like that will happen and I really become very concerned for the actors and actresses involved because we're so showbiz yeah that's the thing where I'm like what did you girl made a thousand dollars and the guy made three hundred bucks or something like that should and then the joke would be say some graphic sexual and this is why I don't do the bed I got bored that's my

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ACS (Part 1): Brad Williams, RJ Bell, Hooray for Baldywood, and Midterm Election Results

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ACS (Part 1): Brad Williams, RJ Bell, Hooray for Baldywood, and Midterm Election Results

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I Lynn nets outta town. Seeing Bruce Springsteen on Broadway. You just had a town outta town. My day. I got a six podcast day, but I also have to finish installing an outdoor drain. That's off the side of my driveway. But also got to get the kids up and to school in the morning and to tell you stop with the begging in the haranguing because she knew wheels were up right Natalia had been walking herself the school, which is infinitely easier than the time. It takes to sit in the drop off line and all that Bs. It's better off for them to walk but than sunny had been driven to school. I'll tell you this half of the show brought to you by Quicken Loans at rocket mortgage at calms sham bet online dot AG, enter podcast one simply safe you go to SimpliSafe dot com slash out. Castrol edge titanium strong for maximum engine performance. So my day was going to start by dropping the kids off at school. And then I was going to meet rob over my house with diamond blade and a circular saw and drop in a drain before the rain started and flooded, my backyard and tie into an existing sewer pipe real glamorous stuff. Rich. This whole time. I I I am. But I I know how to do stuff everyone is a hack, and this is a weird thing this sort of drainage thing, it's not really carpentry stuff. I don't really know a guy who does it. I had Ronald drainage guy. Don't have drainage guy. I had rob investigated a little bit. And I figured out. I think I can just order few parts online. And I keep my my my foot in the pool of of carpentry by just lining, my guys out telling them how to do it. I'm not in their work in the web song cut in the concrete and getting the single jerk out bussing up the concrete and everything. But I like the like the process of figuring it out I like to trouble shoot kinda go. Here's a problem. I think I can solve it. So Obagi thing you're doing that kind of drainage like like water catch thing. No, it's it's when it starts raining. Too much water builds up too fast and a certain place on my front front property, and I'm just trying to get it to drain into the into the sewer and go away cat. So I kind of put something in entice something in and I'm working it out org now with rob order drain on Amazon, and then it shows up, and then we go over there and I liked him out. And you know, he does the the dirty stuff, and I do the thinking and. I don't know. I can't say that. I enjoy it. It's kind of like whatever you get from going to the gym. You know what I mean? Like you don't enjoy. But it's good for you. And it kind of keeps you keeps you sharp. And it's just a good part. Jobless could you should do that? So I I recognize I should do it. So, but it's take the kids in meat, rob do the drain. So I tell rob, you know, you meet meet the house at eight thirty. I'll drop the kids off at eight twenty I'll turn around and come back. We'll get started on this drain. So Lynette cars out front because she got Gabe. Now, there's a little confusion. Normally when I go to the airport. I just drive into the shop. I grabbed one of the guys one of the guys run in with me drops me off, and then brings the car back and the deal is you can drive the cars along some caught. So I expect it limits cars going to be at the shop for the next few days while she's with Bruce and company, and when I get home the night, she leaves I see the cars in our driveway. So I say to call the nets that I thought the game's going to have the car the car's going to beat the shop. Gabe, fellow nervous driving around. I don't blame ounce hundred ten thousand dollars. I say, okay. It's in the driveway now fine. I get it. Where's the key fob because I may need to move that thing or what have you? She says key-fobs is in the console and the Cup. You know, where the cups are in the middle there where the stuff is in the middle there. And I say, okay, good enough. And. I walk away and the next morning this morning get up sunning Talia both want to be driven. I then do the what car do you wanna take this? Probably a mistake the children, which car they want to you're going to have a strong opinion. I don't know why whichever one doesn't have piano-tuning on Italian started screaming. I don't think he's caught onto that on my car. The tally starts screaming will take mommy's tesla I say fine parked out front. I then go to the tests on I don't really know how the car works exacly. But I go to the tesla and just like punched flush door handle, the doors open and everything opens. So in my mind key-fobs sitting somewhere in the ashtray or the center council. Kids jump in. And we take off. Now, I have no need for the key fob at this point it somewhere in the car and to be fair. There's there's some garbage in the car because it's not one hundred fifty thousand cards only hundred ten thousand dollars daily driver some junk, why wouldn't it be junked out? I don't know if it's underneath the tic TAC thing with no tic TACs in it, or the the spent this and the napkins or whatever it is it's somewhere floating around and one of and by the way, there's many Cubbies in that car. There is the drink one in the center, there's a one in the front there's a one in the door. There's another thing you slide back and arm rest is anyway, it's somewhere in the car. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to put it in drive and take off. So I put it in drive and take off and then go sit in a long line with the kids, and I make the proclamation. I think there'd be faster if you guys would walk, but either way would drop the kids off. And then I turn around gotta get back to meet Robin eight thirty pull the car in. Park the car. In front of the garage is close to the garages. I can get because I know robs Pullman with his truck, and he's going to have some tools, and this that and the other so I- sensually take the car. The tesla my car's in the garage I've parked in the middle of the garage. And what I'm doing the garage version of the wife's out of town sleeping in the middle of the bed. Spread out legs spread out talking mistress on either side just pants off like I park. Woo. And the no have to worry about open the door and bang in the car naked ride right in the middle of the garage. And then I pull up basically right up behind me. And then rob pulls up, and then I say all right right to get started on the on the drain, and he says, yeah, did you see there's a key fob in the driveway? And I go, oh there is. And he says, yeah. And then hands it to me loom behold had been run over. Who would do that? Yeah. I don't know some maniac who pays us one hundred thousand dollars on a car. So then I called the let's see what I do it. I call you gave or did I call the net. I think he Cohen that I I called Lynette. And I said, you know, Lynette, I think Iran over your key-fobs because I think Gabe put it on the wheel instead of in the center console as as we discussed and she said he did bring that up. Oh. Oh, the twist there is on party get ready with the wacky sacks music because when I'm on my deathbed and other people are thinking about their grandchildren or moments of accomplishment or picturing an eagle soaring show over majestic mount side. I'm going to be replaying my head a fucking montage one of dedicate eight minutes to me searching, the inside of the car for the key fob when I came home from the school, which is like just tearing through garbage going. It's in the council somewhere like death that your fast motion. The card that room. Well, let's nature opening the door. Shutting him you? Tell me how many thoughts I could have on this. I said Linnet, where's the Kifah? She said it's in the console the car. I jumped in the car started up in drove it and the school I turn around and got back from the school. And I said to start the tire right there. I better this key fob out now. So I can lock the car up or move it or just not leave it in the car. So I start looking through the center console. And then I go she said it was in the center should gay told gave to put it in the center. We'll maybe she meant the part up front. Move the garbage and whatever else is Kane's whatever's up there, then I've started like, maybe it's just it's weird slighty armrest things. I'm sliding the armrest trying to figure out how the arm resting slides back to reveal another Covey. Then I go all searched the door. I'll start pulling things out the door dragging my hand in. And I could feel if I make eighty five I could fill least seven years of my life looking for shit that people fucked my shit up with like, it's never me. It's always somebody going. I told him it's over here. It's over that one. So I searched and I searched and I searched a car. And I go, okay. It's in the car because I just got a fucking car and drove it away. But I can't find it. But I live in a safe neighborhood. And there's a backup key fob. That's in the house because I put the entry hall thing there, and the little thing that charges the phones where you put your keys and different a lot of time discussing where the keys go we need to have the backup keys need always lean there. So I did that. So I knew that. So I said fucking I'll put the drain in. And that's when rob came walking up with a smash key fob. And that's when I said, wait a minute. So then I call the net. And I said I think the key fob was on the tire. As a matter of fact, I'm positive the key fob on the Tiber because I ran at over when I back down achey fell five on the censure of yours. She said gave brought that up, but I told him. No, I don't put. It it in the center console. And then she got specific. She said it was in the center council when driving and she said just leave it here, Gabe. Yes. Explain yourself. Explain yourself. So yeah, I was concerned about how is gonna leave the car was going to the key. And my first thing was like, oh just give it to Adam in the studio like, and she's like, no, you don't have to do that. And I'm like, all right. Well, it and the. I was like, okay. Can I just put the key on the tire? I usually do. And she was like, no. She was like. Yeah. And then she went back and forth in right? Yeah. It was it was confusing. I'm gonna give you credit gay because Adam Allen's moves to leave the keys tire. Which makes you think you're paying attention because you've often talked about that's your move, which are they insane. But you you do it to mitigate was listening to Bissau the boss likes it done. Right. But my thing is you can click the car and see I relieve it on tire because I locked the car. And then I put it on the tire. This is long. It's it's in proximity. The cars open that's kind of the twist on this one gave thought he locked the car. I clicked it collect it the the mirrors came in human put the thing on the tire and then walked away in the car never it unlocked itself because of the proximity now to make things worse. Yield at MAC to Pat, you drive thirty thousand. Car. This is one hundred thousand dollar car. Go out to your previous take your key-fobs set it on the tire and see if you can start your car, I was gonna say both Christie, and my car don't as long as the Key Club is your pocket or purse, or whatever all you have to do is touch. The handle it opens, which is what I'm guessing to your situation. Keep was in range touch the handle at an open as though you were you that part is correct. What Chris car he cannot put in drive and drive away with the key fob outside of the car. That's a pretty baby. Anti-theft? So it would be nice v. Lan took a second took a break off the hyperloop for just one second or boring through the sepulveda's pass that just we've that little perk into because Chris Prius, it's in proximity of the car, but it's still impossible to put it in drive and drive away with it outside of the car. I, of course, none. No, none of this. All I knows. I walked into the car started it and drove away which means one hundred percent, it's inside of the car. So then the super set unsatisfying discussion with Lynette and gave which is. Well, I said it, but he said it. But then I said it, but then he did it this way a way I then mentioned a game that he probably should have brought that up to me via Email said, hey, Brata, the key. Is there? I know you may be counting on Lynette. I don't know you guys went back and forth. And she said leave it in the console. So the fact that she would say to me something other than it's in the console. So you're you're you're tossing a coin pretty high up into the air the whole car parking between ten fifteen minutes. So we we were on it for a while. And then how about dedicating thirty seconds to an Email to your boss. It says the key for the car. That's in your driveway is sitting atop the car tire for me. Next time. Guys, dedicated a lot of time to this which means it can kind of go. It's sorta like when you go you do dinner at six, let's make it six thirty six thirty or six six thirty you go back to the few times you walk away from the conversation. You remember how you left it? That's the thing. All right. So next time carve out a couple of precious seconds. And send me an Email says, here's where the keys to your car are. Seiken avoid running them over. Now more troubling than gave putting the keys on the car tire. And me running them over was the station that the car was left on. Meaning you have a station choice, and he left it on the train station. When I was he was on the Drake station. This is on the serious. Drake's. Gave excuse me. I don't have a problem with them. Personally. I don't get as music. I think he's the worst. I don't get. He's hot enough to to apologize. Are whatever riveta. Here's the good news. It's it's not all Drake music. You can hear little t pain. You can play you can hear t pain saying wanted to marry a stripper because you know, when you drive your kids into school. This is the song that's playing eight. Oh seven. No. We don't know what your fucking same by the way. The penny. Whistle. God. Kevin. Dudin night. The kids to school. Sunny, like dad, I didn't see this for you at music, Sundays, John what's law. This fuck and music is for retarded reptiles or fucking drunk on Cizre. It's for jump people for people that hate music yellow gave you like music. I like all music. No, you don't. No, you don't you? Don't like good music. You don't like good music. If you like this music for the purple. It's like it's like watching you coming out of AM PM with a handful of fucking nachos. That you put out of a hot pump and bunch of corn dogs stuff a fucking chilly, and you go I love all food. No, you don't. No, you don't you? Don't like good food you like shit food. If you like this, you don't like all music you like shit music. I feel there's a time and place for like every kind of music. This is driving home alone from the airport music. The school. This isn't even music. It's not music, Abe. It's not music your brain. It's been scrambled by your youth. It's not new sick to fair. It was a long drive back and limit has preloaded stations. And I didn't want to listen to the like. Like something else that sounds like shit and this for fucking retarded people. Bruce earlier's Bruce deliver years deep cots. Band off shoots through after dark. Miami. It's not even music. It's not fair to people who make music, the call this MS sides. This is kind of music, you draw warm, bath and razor. Razer? I just like it when they sing through the room by vacuum cleaner. I think that's at the beginning. Comes down from the ceiling only feels long because it's the exact same thing for four minutes. That's why it feels long because it's the same thing. I wonder if this is ever been anyone's wedding song if they married a stripper. For every song force. All right. Well, that's t pain. Now. It's my pain. He ain't gonna cover your tracks gave come on. For me pain. All right. So again, the tire thing. Confusing but t pain. That's disturbing. But okay, never say, you love all music say you love horrible music, and then some other music, you cannot level it's an attack. All right. But do not worry a heavy backup. Key-fobs think? God in the house. Okay. So we moved. Right. Except for we don't have the actual key-fobs in the house. We have the pouch. We have the leather pouch that the key fob comes in sitting and my little stand that I made for all the trauma traumatic the keys, but it's missing the five art. What do you have? Well, I call then Lynette, and I asked if you have it on you because before I tear the house apart. Before I start pulling drawers, tearing everything out of tours. Flashlights and batteries where we're gonna fire up where I add to my seven year loop of looking for shit. Before we get to that. I'm just want to check and see if you have. And I'll part of me will be relieved I won't have to tear the house apart. But she did not have the key fob. So we do not know where the second key fob. So now, I'm gonna show you a picture now. Now, here's here's the best part and have a test drive away. It's better. It's better. It's blocking my car. The best part is I hang up with Lynette and the Talia calls, and she goes are you at home, and I go, yes. And she goes, I forgot my lunch. Can you bring it to school, and I go no, I can't. Because. My car is trapped in the garage. And she goes take mommy's cargo, I can't do that either a budget to know why that called max, Pat, and I did twenty minutes on it is when people fuck up other people's lives. They have no idea the impact of oh, we don't have the extra keys forgot my lunch, or like could you whatever it's very impactful on other people's lives peop-, please everyone around me get it together a little bit because I'm working too many jobs, and it's unfair. Did you call Chris to bring Natalia lunch? I sit in Italia. I'll show you a picture of Mike garage in the car. I said I might be able to seventeen point turns yourself and get my car out of the garage Talia. But I'm going to have to give it a try, and then I did a seventeen point turn with L, by the way with the modern cars like me me me me. Won't even. And I'm like, I get it. I get it. There's a car there. There's a fucking garage. I get it. I get. Yes. Getting what's going on? I cannot move this object behind me because I ran over the two hundred and fifty dollar five earlier this morning. So I finally got out and as like Natalia, I'm bringing your lunch. You could open the refrigerator and remember to bring your lunch it's discussed on a daily base. The people do this stuff have no idea that they do it all the time and how much it sort of infringes into other people's lives around them. But I shouldn't turn I'm bringing your lunch. I'm leaving now be out front and then. I guess he was prompted on time. I then got in the car. Cruised out front of the school. Drove is slowly could I did one like super slow pass in my car? You can see from outer space nothing than Natalia. Call and went like where are you? And I'm like, I'm front of your school going for miles an hour. And she's like, oh, I thought you were going to call. I just went please the front please stand on the sidewalk stand on the sidewalk of your fucking school. Just go do it. Now, just come out in the aren't you state? Why aren't you to standing on the curb waiting for me people being done a favour for? Oh my God. It's like it's fucking endless going out of the way out of their way on their behalf. You know what? I mean. It's like whatever you need me to do to make this easy. This is a societal societal problems just as big as all all of outdoor. So anyway, dropped her off. And you know, now the long and winding road of trying to obtain a key fob. Did you back? I didn't want mustard. No, she actually she doesn't Italian doesn't get on her heels, very often, and I didn't swear. But when she called like where are you? I'm like I'm out front of the school. Where're you? And she's like I thought you would call just go saying outside. It's just walk out. And staying on the stand on the curb with you, please. So I could see you something you the quiet yellows. Pretty intense hard. Oh, my God grit teeth grit yell so anyway. I'll keep you keep up with did leave. I'm a little upset that. Although in a weird ways sort of satisfied that I said to max, Pat, a you go out front with your piece of shit and see if you're key-fobs let you start the car up when you put it on the tire, and it will not let you do it. Yeah. Victory. In a weird way. It's probably the difference between somebody making cars for seventy years and somebody making cars for ten minutes. Just that little thing, you know. And yes, it should not let you get into the car press drive and take off with it physically outside of the cards a pretty big theft loophole. Also, there's weird trouble. Because what am I drove the kids to school and then got out of the car and walked away? I don't know how you back in like what would seem like you'd want to prevent that. Anyway, anyone's gases to where the second came up is and the t pain song really added to it on a happy note. I came up with an idea as far as my tat crows go that I'm out of my mind about all right? The school shooting thing was pretty good. That was year that was. This. You know? Unsolvable problem. That's that's an answer. That might actually I've lugged wings. Yeah. That was good. And I was a little bit in the vein of that the next one RJ bell on the blower, so tease it for second. I'll tell you guys about. I got bet online dot AG always calling in to forty. Okay. That's no, no, no. That's that's his hard out. Oh, sorry. Hard out there. RJ Bill bet online dot AG. We're reaching the mid way point of NFL. I think we're their college football season each game becomes that much more important NFL ram saints Teves patriots. Everyone's looking good, especially well, you know, the pats are coming on. And you know, the saints are always good come on Ramses. Anyway, college football, Alabama's clearly best team in the country. 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Do I think Gabe should've probably said to me. Should've sent me. I should've guac. That's right. He probably should've sent an Email saying here's for the Keyser pass it along way communicated where those were and also. If he thought well, I'll just hand the key fob off to Adam when I see him at work later on today. I wouldn't have slapped it out of his hand and yell drag. This thing home, I would have said. I would have said thank you. Next. All right anyway. And this might be a little personal. So you can pass but in Vegas. There's so many guys in the mid fifties into their late sixties who they have like no women in their lives or their kids are grown, and they look back, and they say, you know, they were married for seven years right from thirty three to forty and in hindsight, you can tell they never should have been married kinda did it because it felt like expectation and then when they kinda got out of it. It was like, wow, I wasn't meant for that. Obviously. Obviously, I'm talking at all about your wife anything specific. Yeah. But do you ever get a sense that you should just been sick single? And that that that the enters all the strain of trying to beat domestic is a lot for you. I have I drain into his house. I used to think that way literally used to think that way, and then I had this thought of well, all just get married and all this have kids, and then I'll just coach up everybody and everything will run smoothly because the house sort of as a business. It's like it's a little bit of a business like everyone has to kind of do the role and do their stuff. But I didn't think I'd be taking fingernail polish and putting it on deadbolt locks. You could see it was locked and telling people not to leave lights on for the seven thousand time. And I didn't know that I would end up being the sort of shop form and with the keystone cops. No, so yes. And but. But. If if I coach everyone up, I think it'd be fun. If everyone were more like you life would be so much simpler, ten percent more. We'd be living. All right RJ, by the way, the website pregamEcom largest digital media company covering loss, Vegas news and odds and also the dream preview every week on podcast one. All right. You split it again last week with the bills and the bears and the Steelers and the ravens you're now at fifty five plus percent just a little bit over fifty five percent ten and eight overall for the season. So it's time to get back into their your winning ways. Play it. Jays or lay? Figgers insider RJ bell. And remember guys we all our goal is to make money. That's our go made money last year making money this year two picks. I one we're gonna go yadda against the Rams yadda. Plus, and why well Rams the type of team we like to say 'cause everyone's excited about them. But they did lose last game. Right. They game against the saints and teams typically have a letdown after they lose an undefeated season. When you get midway market a season. You start thinking could we do it sixteen to know when you lose there's a little bit of a Latin out Rams don't have a great home field advantage. You guys know that? Additionally, this seems tired off of a tough game against hold on home field advantage. They have the gay flag. Airbrushed in their end zone with. Parts of the logo on their God. That makes me mad. Yes. That was the last week. I'm with you Rams could skid a little bit here. And see hawks are always good just I mean dangerous. They always have entered hun. Right. And are getting ten point. And point that take number one. It's a good pick. I hit number two Monday night football. We're going with the New York Giants plus three getting a fuel go here. Listen forty-nine steak. Stake team. But they look great last game. May remember against the raiders on Thursday night. They played amazingly well with an undrafted rookie quarterback. Who had a great game. He's starting again. His name is Marlin you might say. Oh RJ. Hey, this guy looks great. Except remember the backup quarterback got hurt the week before. And they still made it a game time decision of forty Niners. If were gonna play mauling backup his name that has played not well at all. And they still wanted him in heard over mall. And so the team knows more about Marlins than the one game shows that oh by the way, the forty Niners without Jimmy G last thirty one games or three and twenty eight straight up. Now, they're laying reports to a giant team off a by who obviously is not gonna make the playoffs. But they haven't new coach and they're still behind him. I believe the giants play. Hard. We take the three points Monday night. All right, R J. We'll we'll be watching. We'll talk to you next week. And again, you can dream view. RJ bell punch us out. Gambler RJ's parlay. Things have gone worse. I had my neighbor owns a pizza shop and parlour and. When we put parlor behind anything else. All just a little. Nice cream. Yeah. But there's no Chinese food parlour Italian pizza Nash. So unique to parlors. Yeah. Anyway, he said. Rain into them a few weeks ago. And he said, hey, man, I want to bring some pizza pies by the shop too. For your for your crew. And I said man, so I gave the address to the other one because the figures people are counting carbs over here. And. Walk through the door. I saw a bunch of pizza boxes on my table. And I was like God damn it such a shit day. I'm having a slice of something. I said what's left on like open one? It was empty open the next one empty. There was one that had a full pizza in it. Let us can meet lover never do. You can never guess it. Never get off resigned salad on top or something like that. I will I will buy you one more minute. I'll talk about this impli safe. You'll never. Oh. All right. Never. But I'll let you try simply safe. Here's why I'm a big fan of SimpliSafe home security prepared for anything. 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There's a few spent there's few spent boxes, and I said God, what is the pizza place figured out? I'm gonna give them a plug, gene. I'll find out. Yeah. Open the box. And rob rob said, yes, just one is one pizza left. And I said, okay. And he said, yeah, you're not gonna like it. And I said what is it? And he said marshmallow, what's my brain? Because my brain because I think like an human being I went. I like mushroom pizza because there is no such thing as marshmallow pizza. You oughta autocorrect it like there is mushroom pizza, and I like mushroom pizza rob probably like meat on pizza, but I'm fine with the mushroom pizza. So he's like there's marshmallow pizza and I'm like. I like mushroom pits and open it up and it's marshmallow pizza. I don't get it. They must. They must have dessert. Toasted marshmallows tomato sauce. You're when your mouth is so ready for a nice piece of pizza, and it's a it's a gimmick desserts. Divorce? Yeah. Someone said would you like smallest pizza? I'd be like interesting. But if you're like, I need Pete as Marsh fell homes. Did you try? No, by the way that that. I took. There's a missing slice will Brian eat it. Yes, he will. Ryan eight it only took it. He tried it on if you liked it. All right. So let me plug Giorgis. That's right and lock in yadda, goodguys, George pizza dot com. I didn't eat pizza and now you can see in the picture. There's other pizzas. This picture was taken before. I got there by the time. I got there. There were no more pizzas or anything. Just the marshmallow pizza. I did have that weird moment round. Like, I like mushroom. The only sense. I I'd never even heard of it. All right. We got Bollywood Brad Williams is here. Oh, my tax. All right. I'll say what quick break we'll come back with Baldy. The holidays are fast approaching you know, what that means. It's time to eat drink and fight with your family. 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Get firm doughnuts. Literally. You can leave us a message at eight six three four one seven four four. Bad fluffing firm is not ban not bad at all. Okay. Quickly before we get to Bollywood attack crows. As you know. I am. It's probably from growing up in trashy houses with trashy people, and sort of trashy cars and trashy lawns and trashy everything. And it's also having a little, hyper vigilance disorder. I don't like when things are junkie, and like trashy, I just it makes me depress. You know, they talk about well, you know, there's no there's air pollution. There's noise pollution. There's I feel like there's a visual pollution that. When you're look if everyone loves a hike on a trail off of Malibu where they're looking at the Pacific Ocean. And oh my God. There's a humpback whale and the distance in the wind's blowing. And there's flora and fauna if that's that will then driving down the stretch of five with all the broken down shit, and the super sad Tableau of the kids toys that are like on the side of the way knocked over up. Well, then that's the opposite of male. Just majestic and everything else. There's a range from good to bed. Yes, I agree with me and agree with Brian. Which is yes, if there is a part where a therapist is saying you need to get out of the city and go walk along a country road and look at the ocean. Wherever that clears your brain. It's good for you man, when you return from that long walk down Malibu there. You'll point Dume you'll come back, you'll be a new person. But if there's that, well, then there's the opposite of that, equal insane, depression and LA's a garbage can. And there's trash everywhere in this graffiti everywhere, and it drives you nuts. And I thought wait a minute attack rose. My tech crows for graffiti artists because what I can. Children. They do the come out like a luck and all the overpasses in the freeway signs and all the construction materials, they don't do it at noon on Wednesday. The come out at night, they probably come out at Sunday night in the wee hours of the whatever they hop up on the whatever, and they do all the all the tagging, whatever it is where ever it is. If you have a hot spot like a new newly constructed construction site of the bunch of cinder block, you know, big old template for them to paint on top of whatever it is. Just put. Dispatch couple tack rose three or four crows. When they hear the sound of the rattle can the paint the handshake when you hear that can shake it's going to be dark outside it. Just fly ahead you fly right for that thing. Whoever's planning on doing tagging is gone are star tonight banks you killed tragically. Right. How town LA willing either way? You get a okay. And look it's two in the morning. It's Sunday night. And you got the Randall Cain out. And you're standing by the side of the freeway. You're up to no good. You're no good tack crows coming after your head, by the way. Once once just happened at night. What's the legend? We'll the word got out. I would initially probably start out as Kavre. Because they wouldn't know what was coming out died night. All they knows they rattled that Cannell son felt talents like on top of their head, and they're running and pecking and calling and everything else. I'll use these look if they can use those crows, I think it was in the Netherlands or somewhere whatever smarter part of Europe was to patrol the park and pick up cigarettes. Why can't they patrol the park for graffiti? And this is such a specific sound, they're not gonna Tak the wrong person. Exactly that's down the shake. AM put a little bit of spray. Net. I will train them. I will train them that it has to be dark outside. Okay. So some guys doing maintenance, and he's got a template and he's spraying the gymnasiums one hundred feet err on the ground or something. No problem. Oh only at night. I feel like I don't feel. There's a lot of graffiti going on in the middle of the day. Certainly a lot less lot less. Well, okay. Hack crows since we're talking, but ideas, Ivan sitting on this one for a while, and I'd like to run it past both you real quick if you don't mind, so chore falls, Jimmy Kimmel is still trying to get something going in Vegas for the comedy club. Right. Yes. Okay. Trying to get something going. He's gonna he's working on a club there. Yeah club. So I have no idea for him. But I wanna get your your opinion. First before this goes any further everybody. I don't think it exists. I've done minimal research. Listen to this at the club. I'm so ready for this to be the. Slots on the pot toilets. Lots. Pretty while. You're in there. You don't have to stop playing. You can keep chasing that dragon while you're on the toilet. Yes. Slots on the toilet slots. I liked the name. I like to tissues that I feel like my thing about the toilet is turnover. I want I want to burn them burn up. Right. I don't want people and they're like all right hot hand. And you're banging on thing going to not Joe's lettera today money. There's gotta be a way around that. Because you are leaving money on the table if they're going to take a bathroom break, why not get them while they're in there one minute pug induces like where your head's again heads at? I just feel like you're you're enticing people. Spend a lot of time on the toilet. There has to be some sort of way that when the that the slot shuts off. So you can't be in there all night shitting and slot. Your pitch it to Jimmy. This is really. You have different take into seriously. We absolutely should the only logistical problems. I believe every game the casino has to be the eye in the sky has to see it. Hey, man privacy issue in the bathroom people. Give that up to not have to stop playing through way birth sit on it now. Oh, we're gone tell Jimmy after show. Sorry, we're going to get hemorrhoids. Baldy was. We'll tell you. Brian, we'll fix that. He. Screen. Fix. Spend we member. That train wreck shit too. Kenyan prep city is Fillon theaters. Now, it is directed by Bryan singer, sort of here's the director of usual suspects, which everyone loves including me, and many of the X men movies. He also left mid production. Among some I don't know exactly what the scandal was AJ benthic at Filton next time. He's here, but he left mid production. And the film was finished by a man named Dexter Fletcher. Who did at the eagle and the upcoming also a bio pic are on the same era rocket man, the old John bio-pic and left in a sort of dishonorable way. The controversy. When I when I heard initially that's shebang Cohen was going to do this a million years ago. I was excited. I was I and then I saw the commercials and stuff and I was excited, and then I saw the reviews, and then I heard some people, and I'm not sure what the thinks God. So yes, supposedly earlier incarnations of the film fell apart because it focused too much on, Freddie. Mercury not enough on the band the band or co producer. I think Brian May. And is it Roger Taylor are co producers on the film didn't focus on the band. Of course. Earlier incarnations Sasha baron Cohen, David fincher, one of my all time favorite directors. Wizards a dream. Wow. What a great story. But a great cast. We have coming together. What it right director? There's going to be amazing at all fell apart as the band feeling kind of like chopped liver. Like, hey, we're still here to hear our story the story. I don't I don't know for sure but supposed to do the legend is, hey, this is about Queen not about, Freddie. Mercury. And so we get Romney Malik as Faruk bull. Sarah, AK, Freddie. Mercury. It's ironic because it is. Impossible to get a film that anymore. That Freddie Mercury. The film that I saw rhapsody he is in every scene. He's in eighty eight percent of the frames that are on the screen. It is the, Freddie Mercury story. I don't know the ban could of what could the possible earlier story have been that the band didn't like I can't imagine any more, Freddie, Mercury version of this movie. Here's a typical scene of the movie. This is once the movie has three types of scenes one in the studio where the band comes up with an iconic timeless classics song and minutes, and then form the song. And that's part of the movie. And then FREDDY does Freddie stuff the rest of the movie here's a scene where they come up with a dead classic on the spot. I want to give the audience song that they can perform. So what can I do? Imagine thousands of people doing this. What's living? So I like that. Yes. The film's got going for a couple of things an admirable effort by Rami Malik. He he's in a tough position. He's he's taking a role that was all on purpose should have been knocked out of the park by an amazing once in a lifetime talent admirable job. He's acting as balls off out there like every once in a while you get a bad movie with a really good performance. I don't have you guys are familiar with the council Eric and not a couple of years ago. It flopped. But Michael fast bender is performing his balls off in this movie. But it wasn't nowhere. It's just he's doing his best. And that's kinda we have here and the concert scenes, which which there are many are really well done they incorporate a lot of special effects the crowd in there and make it look of the Aira it's well done. But this this is this is a TV movie. There's this is a very top level. They could not have pack more cliches into this movie where we're at rotten tomatoes where right at sixty percent of the critics like ninety percent of the people sixty ninety four something like that. Yeah. And people asked about like have you ever seen a movie I've seen movies with the bigger discrepancy? But sixty ninety four there is a crowd pleasing element to this movie. There are lots of rock and roll lots ways, you many rock and roll scenes, and they're well done, I suppose there well staged it's like watching lip sync battle away with great costumes, but it was too much of that the story is very top level. People are like, oh, he's he's he's he's guaranteed. Not an Oscar nomination. It is so far off the table. Think about the best actor Oscar nomination. It's always a huge star. And on the rare occasion, it's not a huge star. Timothy shell a may or Daniel do from get out. It's someone who's in a really well reviewed movie and knocked it out of the park. And this just this just isn't that? So he's no lady Gaga on terms of that are now it's night and day. Terms quality. No what no reasonable person could you what rotten tomatoes number? Would you give it between sixteen ninety four? What you? Be lower than sixty give me a second. I'm curious about let me ask you a question what you're older than I am out of January about the same age. What was your? What is what was your impression of Queen growing up? There you Queen fans what was your relationship with? We will rock you. I didn't like at all. Madan song to me grew up loving Queen songs like bicycle and cut yourself bicycle and keep died. Like I liked that they had a kind of a sense of humor. You know, the fat bottomed girls and stuff like that. Queen on the radio back in the eighties. Right. And then the three songs they play now. Right. The three the big three anthem songs. I don't eat. But there like that a sense of humor about themselves, and there were kind of funky, and they wrote like, I not novelty sounds, but like fat bottom sing gay guy. Sing about fat bottomed girls. Kind of novelty bisexual Ottomans by so sorry didn't see the movie. So when I was coming of age musically. It was a little after Dawson like it was the Nevada era, and I wasn't really intimate on it. But that was what was cool at the time. It I never bought a Queen. Right. But what I'm saying is I grew up with the Queen to me was the band that did that song for Wayne's world or that's on the stadium. Right song idiot sang when their team on the championship. They weren't they were novelty band in my perception, not saying, correct. It's just what they were. What didn't have the same relationship with them that I think a lot of people had I don't know who this is four like this is a summer popcorn movie masquerading as an Oscar movie. Like, this is this is a good time at the theater. This is a candy corn move. But it seems like die hard classic rock fans. Die hard, Freddie. Mercury fans are taking issue with some of the inaccuracies funded by this. Because like, oh, it just takes. It's the problem with a lot of music bio-pics where consolidate so much India, two hours. How do you tell that story of one man's life? Let alone the band and this marshmallow pizza. Not a mushroom pizza thing. Saying I I don't know who this is four if you liked. I don't know maybe entourage. This is sort of your alley like that to write the moon. If you like the movies. This is sorta up your alley. What would you go? Would you go between sixteen ninety four? No, I've go a little below average movie. I go I want to give credit cards to some of the scenes are Welsh shot and well done formats is worth noting. But otherwise, it's not that good. I would go a little less than fifty maybe like a forty five. A crowd pleasing element to this movie that some people are going to do I loved it. I'm sure you did. Adulation? You must love life. All right, Brad Williams going to be in a second. I I'll tell you quickly about Castrol edge, heat, friction viscosity breakdown. 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October over thirty through November second next year twenty. Twenty did your Halloween this year. Course it did. It won't suck next year because we go. You'll crews from Long Beach to Mexico with me Adam Ray The goddamn comedy jam. It's going to be amazing travel by Parker Dot Com. Get those tickets bom profanity we will. We'll play good. Hurt me and me in a cow. DUGGAN's battalion even sound a lot. Like Matt find a lear. Please do ooh that's right. What do you need avenue man? Wow well it's that thing where like I didn't. I didn't know how to do the impression until I heard kyle do it and now I go like Oh. That's how you do it and it's weird impressions work where you have to figure out A little trigger words and things that work but yeah all right. Let's let's do the tale of three booms. Let's hear by the way I I think. I rented that on porn hub. John Lee Hooker Song Wailing. Boom we have a we have We have a call all damn again. Where do we have cows boom? Let's say that's right okay. Well then maybe we'll say that's right boss. Okay that's right boss. Let's see I was GonNa Start Getting residuals from all of these. No Adam already pays you too much too much out there you know boom from. I'm kyle quote all right. Let's do the quote. I'm GonNa close my eyes and we'll go in no particular order all right. Let's see hey. Hey how about you met and AAC them on. How about a new Matt Do it sound like mad at all. I got to work on that. What's wrong with what you just did there you just did with? OJ Did when he tried that glove. The wrong yeah. I'm surprised you try a British accident or something. I don't know way now just kind of thinking about that. This strategy of I'm GonNa take a guy who doesn't want who wants to struggle with this glove like no Jay. who were these attorneys first off? He's wearing a rubber glove already already. It's going to be difficult right. Secondly the glove has been sitting in the in the evidence room for two years I have heard with blood and shrunken down and then. OJ Does the move. You know the move for the infomercial where they go. It's a pot and Spaghetti colander in one tired of this happening and the woman like throwing the pot on her head like always in black and white white bright club that move. Yeah well as we learned from the seven and a half hour documentary that won best Oscar about the the people vs Simpson Number One. He didn't take US arthritis medicine that day. And what happens hands to this is this is according to legend. But it's been verified. Is I think it was f Lee Bailey baited you did and goaded. What's his face? Dardar doing it. He was like you got the ball size about field mouse. So you'll never do it and it's like like so so so Jason Works is murder. Trials is going to be like. Oh you know that no. They fit perfectly irons out wonderfully. I could have easily worn these on the on the night in question. No do that speaking of the night in question. That's not too far from where I live. Brentwood is little bit north and not at all. No I'm in the southern part. If you drive past it it is exposed to the world. It's not like inside. You know what I mean like. I was shocked. At how like Oh he was five feet away from my people walking their dog. Yeah that's crazy easy. Only Ring Doorbell exists. Then we have one youtube you can go back and solve like every seinfeld episode so can be done with a cell phone now late yet we can solve every crime now that the ring doorbell do you Does everyone kind of remember where they work. Is You know where the remm a generation ago was. Oh when Kennedy was shot I remember where it was. I do remember during the the the Bronco Chase. Yeah and and just hearing the first reports and stuff I was doing. I was working at bodies in motion on the west side. I was rebuilding the gym for the Guy Right who owned it for ten bucks an hour so he would let me teach boxing. So that's like I was in Mizo trooper. I was living in lock Chris. Santa and I was driving being over to like Olympic and motor or something. Just go to the GYM Olympic a Monday. Yeah it's just a single story little boot TIKI. Whatever I store front up kind of Jim? That's ocean. That's where I was going with my Zuzu and it was also it was. It was weird because if you work at a gym work work on a gym the gym ours like six. Am to ten pm or something so you have to start your work at ten thirty at ninety right and then you have to work through the night and cut out at four or five in the morning and I remember being in there listening to love line every night because I start work at ten the loan in this gym mounting heavy bag hanger God if one day I could get onto that radio yeah dreaming. Bub Anyway PLOP brats literally literally interesting news for US literally. I just got off the phone phone with Jerry Rice. I was doing a take a knee. podcast I totally understand going from like Jerry Rice Brad Williams. It's replaced the lines are blurred. Where does one stop the other begin? You can't tell us apart same career path or slot receiver as well. Don't go. I'm on the deep ball on the short passes over the middle I bassus. I played him that I get my theory of the tale of two Jerry's Jerry Porter and enhance. It was shock Harley. People are very receptive when they ended up on the complementary cise apples but he he said that Jerry reporter another wide receiver. NFL Yeah he said Jerry Porter was much more gifted physically than Jerry. Rice was which was point. Let's my I point said yes. The Guy was incredibly gifted athlete. And I just had this crazy work ethic from my dad and Mississippi but he also said or I I I sort of said it and he agreed which is what. I'm drilling down on and what's going on our society now. I'm starting to really find out. It's self esteem steam the self-esteem movements to many people feeling too fucking good about themselves. Too many kids getting released out into society feeling too fucking good about themselves salves. Yeah and that's creating what we have today. And he said yeah he had low jerry. Rice has low self-esteem he understands he owns every record in the NFL writers thus far has low self-esteem he basically comes from a place of not wanting to disappoint people scared to fail. Serve running running for his life scared and I thought it served him so well to have low self esteem. Which isn't we've turned it into a negative? It's not really negative. Dr Drew has low self esteem. Low Self Esteem Jerry Rice the grace draft self esteem and rightly so still earned earned earned. We'll have that and you have so many examples in sports where these athletes are just just gifted by so much raw talent excellent but because they've had that in their whole lives they don't work out in the end they don't work to cultivate that talent and in in being bused. Yes that's right. A four four man is telling Lark mark. What seven black guys what they need to succeed? But that's right. The as I walked in while you're doing the Internet walked in. I was in the studio and here while you're doing the interview and of course they'll have jerry rice and a single terrible cheek because I often give the example of no dominant player Jerry. Rice had a lot of fear if he's afraid of his teammates H.. Down afraid of dropping the ball he. He's afraid of not doing enough right of letting people down early in his career. Fear of failure will inspire you the mayor of the linebacker. It's going to take your head here. Disappointing around you. Family members teammates all that stuff. It's on Tak- I need today. By the way if you guys want to check it out okay so couple couple of things or shop. I was laughing. Because there's this story about always removing the Venus symbol from the Tampon or the Maxi pads or whatever it is because the whatever trans community's upset not just for women and I I can't I cannot figure I can't figure out the Trans Community. I don't know how it works. I I don't I can't figure out why like when they say in air. Canada doesn't say ladies and gentlemen anymore they just say passengers or flyers or whatever people but then you go because of the Trans Community there but but but if you're a woman and you became a man or your man and became a woman then your lady or gentleman and you want to be called that so I think there's any number of delineations between men and women. There is ways to identify. Now this is so hollow you are non on binary on your driver's license. You're saying if you can speak about these matters. You know what it's like to live. I Oh really think about putting the acts on my license which by the way but call me GRANDPA Corolla but I thought the driver's license with the Brown eyes is and the height and the weight. I thought it was a way to identify people. Tell me about tat. GRANDPA sort of feel like that is official police business the document. It'd be good to have a you'd have to declare major been terms of your gender. Not just the act. I don't feel like the acts would help the cops identify identify you six one X. Well I don't know what if I did it with my height or weight or my Holler listening right. I identify As a five foot seven man yes because I want to be able to ride roller coasters on my life. It says I'm five foot seven I now realize and I I now I know what drove me other than my son urging me at the DMV in Monterey to check the X. Box. Because it's your funny goof. I now realize is I play video game driver's licenses filled with with eroneous information. It has a middle name Lakers. Yeah I do not possess ASA middle name. It also has an axe where my Ding Dong used to be right but I love his kids. You Know I. I now unrealized character of my childhood. I come up in a vacuum entertainment and hugs and I love and I contact in dogs and basketball hoops ensure and red meat speed racer. I grew up loving. I love speed racist. It's just only what was the only joy had my life with speed racer speed racer was fine. Little bit of a pause coolest character in the entire series racer asks rather in now. My driver's license is Racer Act. And now when you go on all these vintage car races you can be eraser. I literally living your dream right. That's right all right. I'm put John Elway on my damn driver's license. Next time rate the so so I realized they remove that symbol but also thought so. What's the story exactly how you have? Some of the Lawrence around like March arch thousand nineteen for Trans Visibility Day. A lot of people support the Trans Community saw that always the menstruation product. Thanks thanks I thank you symbol on it. And they people have been tweeting them and sending them letters saying that it's not oh the email symbol radical circle symbol. But I know it is the female female symbo. Yeah and always then just comes out and saying that beginning in early twenty twenty. After hearing from many people we recognize that not everyone who has a period and needs to use a pad identifies as female so we are removing that. A UH rapper problems so I guess we don't have any more homeless. All diseases have been taking hot diarrhea port on them and down every. Ah Everyone in Rhode in everyone who rode in to get them to remove. That still hates their step dad right. It didn't fix that problem too. High percentage Donoso like so like based on this logic Ima- IMMI- allowed to write letters to the NBA and be like guys are dunking the highly a highly offended at that. I am part of a large population of people that cannot dunk. And how can how I go about my day. How can I do this Zeh triggering? Yeah telling wearing extra large t shirts. How dare you telling the big and tall album? I suppose I should be able to shop the biggest. I don't get this at all telling that conveniently named Max Pad you should know more about the stories. I know I said he wasn't reading. Did a the the man show did a man pan commercial. Yeah that was. It's been eighteen years but I said I'll pull that the thing up. It'll be funny just to see your time doing a man pond dogs two thousand and one or whatever. It was sorry here here. What is your playing basketball? Jimmy just got rejected a body. You are sweating your azoff. I know it no I. I mean you're really sweating from the ask cracks a shame. Shame the locker room ow. You just need a little help back there. This is my secret man. Man Ponds share trial mm-hmm. It's like a cool spring breeze blowing through your ass. Cheeks had this point. I'll try anything. Posterior perspiration is an embarrassing. Using problems. That can leave you feeling less than fresh man. Pounds squeezed discreetly between your cheeks like a hot dog in a by super absorbent man ponds wick away moisture to get your crack back on track so you can see where the action is. Jimmy runs with all makes the guy. Nice Job Jimmy great haircut or something. Yeah I got a haircut haircut. Thanks Buddy don't thank me. Thank man ties the string hanging out the available wherever fine male hiding our souls. Listen for all those people that say that Adam Karol is a misogynist xenophobic. Homophobic transphobic is vocal exhibit. Way Ahead of the curve in support of it also. It's one of those things that happens. Only only in commercials and TV shows who you're in the middle of a basketball game but you're allowed to walk away from McCain. Nobody ever go try real. Live agent you just you just leave and no one ever. Since they were in commercial never visited a quick side basketball worked to leave all right Let's see Oh Brad Brad. I saw Matt No safe spaces Premier Premiere enjoy. Enjoy the movie The shed some light on some and things that I was kind of aware of as touring stand up comic but definitely was fascinated by and then it was great. See Eunice suit you know downgrade the price given all given all the interviews there. Thank you Adam. Corolla be because of you. One of the great moments of my life happened at the. We know say spaces premier where this woman is gorgeous. Woman walks up to me and goes. I'm a big Fan of yours and I just want to take a photo with you and in my head I go. Oh Wow this woman's woman's amazingly stunning and she looks a lot like Donna Erico. But there's no way that can be done dear because Donna Derek has got to be like fifty years sold by now and then she goes my name is Donna and I just stop and go. What great looks amazing seizing? You became a man that yes fifty one years of age. I see someone if I could invent a time machine I would go back to twelve year old Brad Williams. Just don't worry it's all going to think you're funny one day and I would never stop high fiving myself. The Greatest Yard stick nick comedic talents here. The one the one that measures all who came before nerve comedy Donna. Jericho will stay in your Chinos. Funny she knows money. Well speaking of kids I know you just had a situation where you you have a child. That's due in January. Due in January got my medic works. Everybody you know this child would be a little person or not until until recently found just found out two days ago and so my and my wife and so just in case you have questions about that so it's great because because the first time I heard the words I'm pregnant I was like yeah not like. Oh don't make the appointment Nobody has to know to take on so we. And and my wife is average size so We kind of had some questions about that. Who I met at the premier seems even a little taller than advertisement heels? Sometimes she. She was wearing her heels. She was wearing a red sold. Heels is not a short one by any stretch. Oh good the job that's right. Sorry read sold heels. Mr Rockefeller things are going very well. No yes taroko anywhere. But we went to the doctor and We they they took the alter- sounds and two days ago. They're they're able the measure bones in ultrasound which is just unreal as they're doing it and we found out that yes we are indeed having a little person Daughter we're so I hit the mother lode. Asian Dwarf Baby. My wife is Chinese. ASIAN DWARF Bay Resale Market Computer. Oh this isn't a kid. This is currency this is ridiculous. Female sorry female right. Yes and so. Is it all or nothing in that department in terms of the genetics like is it joe or medium person. How does that work? We'd come out like nesting dolls. It is all or nothing because they either get the gene which is the causes a counterplay show which is what I have a plastic dwarfism so you can get the gene from me or you don't now if there's two dwarf parents then that's entirely different situation. Where if both parents if both both parents passed the dwarf gene on then you can have a stillborn baby and I've had friends that have gone through this horrific? It is the worst possible thing that could ever happen to someone one and I. It's it's terrifying. So the and it's like a twenty five percent chance so it's it's something that Little Lil people do have to be aware of. If they're having children with the little people we will not have that We have a lovely healthy. Everything else looks great. And we're stoked and eight Lake Como Asian Dwarf like Asian tour female. She's not even born yet. You already got into twelve colleges. My Favorite Mountain dew the super bowl babies. Maybe maybe and And so were you. Were you going into it with feelings. About how would this direction or that direction. It's hard to say that I was rooting for dwarfism. Because it's like you're rooting for a disability. And yes you can do anything. It's a disability. There are certain things that I cannot do that. People that don't have dwarfism can-do dunk like Dante. Yeah exactly so it is a disability. Buying I was told by a friend and I and Jensen Karp who is now on Kevin being show He told me it's like there's no better parents that had dwarf child could be born into than you and your wife. I'm I'm a little person of lettuce successful life life. My wife is a behavioral therapist. So she is going to be fantastic with that. So I it's she's in the absolute best situation and besides it's Asian Dwarf Baby. That's how that's how we get into the clubs. Do they walk with her baby. Like Simba seen her right now. Her her middle name is going to be diversity higher. God they're gonNa make her wherever she works. They're just GONNA her stand on top the fucking building. People plastic our how we are Z.. Co Are we do Asiad. The baby fingers crossed. Also Trans. I look on your the company. Dick gotTA BE WEIRD FOR THE GUY in the corner. Office is names on the bill. Bob News route. Asian Dwarf Lady not declared a sexuality come onto our campus for twenty five years. Good run enjoy. We're the great brochure is GonNa be Awesome. No we're we're thrilled and in fact if you instagram earlier if you're gonNA instagram I am in find the photo of the nursery We have found items where I can do like found a changing table. That has a staircase in it so I can actually get up to it. I could change the baby yet there. There's me on the changing table. Which means yeah which means my daughter can use the changing table for thirty five years? At least yeah and then the crib. You'd be happy about this Adam. We of course we put a door picture of changing tastes daughter Stu it's advertised on. Their website is dog bad. Okay Okay Okay you could definitely use the stairs. Yeah and then The thing about out also having a dwarf child is so we have a bunch of zero to three month close and not many like six to anything after that. This is going to be in the zero zero to three month close for like three years. It's going to be awesome. We don't have to bite him or close. It's great well you have a great attitude about it and Yeah if you think think about a disability this country this time where we're at in terms of you know are there so you know this this happens. I don't know fifty years ago. Who a hundred years ago Major? It's a major issue last night last night I had dinner with a friend of mine and and she has She's a she's a dwarf in her husband has dwarf and they have to Dwarf children that they both adopted from China. So you can like if you want an Asian Dwarf Baby Vegas they got the markets now we just need to go see cal commercial but with these poor baby. We got a brand new twenty seventeen from Bangkok Jack. It's great I know racist anyway but like so they they. They adopted children from China because they have now the two child the policy. But so when you have a female in China who is also a little person. There's no dowry there you can't marry that woman off in China so like they they just but all their kids up for adoption and then thank God. There's a lot. There's a lot of dwarf families out here and just families in general that maybe can't conceive or have problems and and they they get get themselves in Asian dwarf baby and then they are the talk of the PTA. Meeting say here. I don't WANNA I don't WANNA besmirched a couple but are they here here couple or did they just WanNa save on shipping. Well I'm not saying you do save on rush if they did it for the right reason took. Let's pretend the the the best part about having dinner with this couple last night is that everyone assumed that the Asian Dwarf children were mine and my wife's. It's great if you're just ignoring so like yeah. Yeah so so at one point one of the girls kind of screamed out rather loudly and I was getting dirty looks from some of the people in the restaurant like. Can you control your children Mike minds in their cooking coming out soon. All right I'll hit the legalzoom and then we'll take a break and we'll play some rotten tomatoes. Yeah excited legalzoom running your own business. Not Easy get help. With the day to day challenges over the past eighteen years legalzoom's helped more than two million business owners get started Every entrepreneur knows getting started is just the beginning. There's much more to tackle after that. 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We're featuring one of the Manley's cast asks ever assembled Stallone Schwartzenegger Stadium Norris Lundgren Willis. That's right the mercenary group known as the expendable is is back this time on a quest for revenge against a rival mercenary played by JC Vdi. Himself John Claude Van Damme two thousand twelve. The expendable two two was in that movie. That's right Gal at this three three. Go back for war. I should Jason State all three of mine does both of them. They're all right they didn't love it. This is a fun film. You know probably delivered on what they advertise. What it advertise advertise as talking to Scott Adams that Dilbert Scott Adams back there and he's like stallone super underrated and I'm like yeah? He ah well he's he's done. He's he's five franchised businessman he. He expendable Rambo Rocky a second run of rocky like underrated in that. He's a little he has A. I'm trying to. I'm trying to think he has a little bit of a we in Hollywood Hollywood kind of look at him like a country. Act Like we musically like you look at the country accurate Kinda go Dolly Parton have no Dolly. Parton is is immensely talented. She's got a little bit of She's a blue collar comedy and dominate every year Zach right but but when he writes all the stuff too. which is crazy compliment? You can tell us why. He's he's prolific. Yeah he's probably ethic and when you see movies like the early Rambos and obviously you know first blood. And and you see cliffhanger moves like that and those are really good movies movies rockies at all time great all right so here we go. Is that a lady on the very end. Ronda Rousey could be rowzee. Yeah all right. Mickey Rourke the Rousing Oh when Mickey comes back in every a fun clip to play for them but to be Fair Gina Gina Gina Grant Mickey has the same plastic surgeon. Astana Erica so the very attractive middle aged women. What the judge it's low but it's not twenties? Caesar Thirties is it. It's gotta be locked in Brian. I should have played it safe and think about it. I probably way too high at fifty four. I think that I think this movie is what it is. You know. It's explosions and exploited. I want forty seven Corolla drinks. They went thirty three. And I looked at it. As as a sequel. Whereas the first one probably is in the sixties low seventies it's a sequel? They usually don't like sequels goals even though we're kind of in on the gag that's all these action stars just doing action stuff so I went forty two first of all the expendable to is rated higher than the original expensive spend fresh sixty eight. Oh I'm Millard myself. You know what sometimes you'll see with movies like this. There's like they'll they'll miss the boat on the first one they'll give it a terrible score. It's like Oh people like this is Kinda tongue-in-cheek it's kind of you know it is what it is and they'll over correct unauthorized fun. That's surprising now. The first ones forty two. I would have gone right for the first one to two and a half deduction yeah all right. Here's go all right next up. Conceal your crippling alcoholism with a beautiful silver flask bearing the sacred MAG relabel. You know who else would love a flask like this another another one of the Manley. EST groups ever assembled autre Boone Pinto Flounder Blue Dell D day. But it's right Lampoon's animal mulhouse. Wow what was the. What was the guy's name with the B again? We all love it. But this movie's forty five years old now or something I mean think about is like I I remember listening to around this game. Where like Tommy boy was like sixty percent or something and it drove me insane favorite movies? Yeah so it's like. Do you have critics going back. And saying it's great and that boosts it up or do critics at the time I'm Laura contemporaneous reviews at the time this is not what review the thought of schlocky filmmaking. But it's considered a classic now. How many many people and have since reviewed it all? Brian always does the so. I have to see I listen to the game. I know your tricks bald. We got a text from Dawson. Awesome that said alive. Help after calling him and texting where are you go right back. I guess I slept in. Okay that's the best. It's when we're recording this it's eleven. Am Good on you for sleeping in non the weekend you know my thoughts in a coffin thing with people is no thyself. I I am the kind of guy last Saturday had the CNN mobile unit. pull up in front of my house and they. I was supposed go out and meet the guy in the van and do a hit on CNN. Show on Saturday at six ten. That's when I was supposed to meet him at the van and I set my alarm for like five thirty or five forty in the morning but I have so much anxiety about missing the guy in the band. What if the alarm? What if you have a little l'armee love? The battery goes bad in the middle. I must have woke up eleven times to check the clock and then even though I went to bed at midnight I still woke up before. Four or five thirty because I had thoughts about so I remember talking about being a little bit scared Jerry Rice Jerry that Caterpillar benefited had him being a little scared as a good thing. It kind of keeps you on time. Gets you up in the morning and things like that to check the alarm. The people that have difficulty in the morning. I'm not one of these people but if you are one of those people you must take an alarm I get the little egg timer kitchen timer just punch in like five hours five and a half hours or whatever tell me about that GRANDPA set it on the other side of the room taking again. No who you know who you are. That is a morning radio trick live live what deal on the other side of the room. You have to get up now. I never put the alarm on the other side of the room because I beat the alarm or alarm goes off. I hit it up but you. You are one of those people who has a rich history of this Do Cordingley. That's my thing with everyone. I don't blame you for whatever. That deficit is where you don't don't pay attention to alarms. I blame me for not fixing that in yourself. Okay here we go. This is the rare movie that literally sixty wouldn't surprise me and ninety one arise me. It's a classic view the time right or I don't or was it more than never gonNA scores like this. Everyone loved this movie right. I'm locked in. I'm locked in as well. I'm going to go seventy nine. Yeah WANNA ride around there. Eighty four eighty one. I crossed out eighty four because I have faith in humanity. Eighty eight and will house is certified defied. Fresh ninety percent are well. The monthly nut not only features corolla drinks products but also the food and drink we consume here on a regular basis. For example. This month you'll get a jar of coffee booster. Get all those healthy fats philly up in the morning. Just don't drop your coffee Offi Mug. It'll fall in slow motion and as it hits the floor and breaks into a million pieces. You'll see the bottom says Kobayashi. Suddenly it'll all make sense. But it's too late. Kaiser says Azazel already gone spoiler alert nineteen ninety. Five's the usual suspects all right great film. Kevin love this. I miss this Genre Bryan Singer. Pre Pre scandals came in Spacey Pres. Daniel's birth of film noir Baldwin Breed Christian so scandal pre Haley. Kobayashi played by a positive. Your favorite Laura. Yeah all right right Look at the critics alike this one a lot now. The questions on ones like these. Are we high eighties or are we mid nineties. I don't think there's a question I don't think seventies around the table and like Bryan was alluding to does it. Take a hit now because of stand down do. This is one of my all time favorites. It could be my top twenty five all time. All of us ever seen admit it brian. Because I've seen this movie a thousand times and it's one of my favorites. Are there parts parts of this movie that you are willing to admit you don't understand no because I don't love it. I know you don't totally know. Because I've watched the directors Kamla. That's and let me just say this is an example of movie. That's great without the twist. The twist was over the top if it ended before the twist. Yeah this is one of those movies. Where any a believe you've talked about this Adam about like films like Goodfellas but you should be able to find? Find Negative critiques of this movie and say you are. You're out you're out you're out. I wanted to do that when I see the thumbs down in the porn review. Yeah just want to go to that guy's house by the way remind me I have some thoughts about The adult industry that will do after this game gonNA write it down Porn all right. I wanted everyone locked in yes. I went ninety three ninety. Four Ninety one ninety four me and the bald bald one's body goal. The usual suspects is certified fresh at eighty nine little Oscar winner for best screens lab. Thank God supporting actor and people had it ninety six but how again who are the eleven critics below seed. Yeah that's what always drives me nuts. That sixty sixty would have made it. Fresh there are eleven critics or nine critics or whatever it is critics that said now below sixty since I was one of the bad reviews. If you want to hear it always makes me laugh. Also can we go do you. Would they would do when I grow up. I watch TV and every once in a while. Some guy would get drummed out of the Foreign Legion you know. Walk up to the guy and there'd be a guy hitting drums snare drum and he pulled off and stay on the ground with your out. You've been drummed out. Yes we're drumming you. Out of the critics association. You may no longer be a part of this group. We shall strip title. Were drumming you out dishonorably discharged Viking. It's like yeah you get you get your third. Dui You'll get your license revoked and you know no longer allowed to drive the bus. That's right what's a negative review for this moving okay so this is for the Chicago reader. Jonathan Rosenbaum writes Bryan Singer. Mechanically directs and intricate neo noir script by Christopher Macquarie about at five small time thieves find themselves caught up in a revenge scheme in L. A.. If Reservoir dogs is a lively rethinking of Kubrick's the killing this is a less S. than lively retooling of reservoir dogs without the characters or punch albeit with loads of macho posturing clearly intended to take their place. I didn't believe the story for a minute even in movie terms though it's less offensive than a piece of junk like pupil singer so yeah this guy's just anti hi Bryan Singer right which I understand but like the this is my unassailable. This is my if you don't like Chinese food. You're not allowed to review who the Chinese restaurant and say you hate it because you don't you don't like sitting here anyway. Okay what do we have reviewers for. How is this helpful to the reader? It's been a while while since I show a point. Do I want to do it now. To save it run tomatoes just goes by positive negative. It's fifty percents of the threshold. was their view. Positive or negative sixty eighty percent is the is the threshold for fresh. But they're only going. Did you get over buff. You have to kind of look at the totality of the review and go. What do you think this was overall positive overall negative and sometimes by the way it's hard I've I've gotten reviews that were like the guys? Yeah I enjoyed this film. But it did feel a little Blah Blah Blah and they gave it can activate and you can contact them and go. Hey it started with. I joined this film. Why isn't isn't that above? Whatever my favorite review of any comedy film is? There's a lot of laughs in this movie. But what else did you want a comedy. You laugh all right. What are we? We're getting into the championship round where we are. This is my point. Brunches Roger Ebert also gave it one point point five out of four he was. He was dying of cancer. John he wrote once again. My comprehension began to slip and I finally wrote down to the degree that I do understand or stand. I don't care I don't care to the degree I do understand. I don't care the next up a bag of heavenly kettle corn and is heavenly. We've seriously eat like hundred of those bags but speaking of heaven remember. Remember this one known for the song. Hey man not for the movie Google's on on my podcast the about last night podcast cast. They've been on three times guys. They're amazing and Faye Resnick as funny as hell and this is a tool tune how the fuck you know windows down. Uh Windows down. I want you to know that I'm listening. This song I've seen the Goo Goo dolls and concert three times. It is a heavenly experience. Is it because they're named after a small tall order. They enjoy the music and I think about it. Think about because I don't know if you know because you know I I like a good ban I'll keep doing in deep guts. Well how could any of US ever forget the film that answers the question we've asked ourselves what happens with angel falls in love with immortal. Nicholas Angela Cage Meg. Ryan try to make you weep nights ninety eight city of HR more of an angel protector. Never seen seen it and I saw this before it came out they showed it at USC. Four sixty six class on top by Leonard Maltin. They would show movies before they came out and have a guestroom which he taught your professor and saw this before came out. Leonard Maltin writes books that are thicker than they are. Yes that much. I will save out there man. He's sticking a prolific. The phone book is stick but it's also also wide books that are taller books like lumberjacks and access. I- bricks bricks of books. Brickley if you put it on its on its end in. stood up the alright heard of this movie. I think I've heard valley. It's where it's where Irish came from this. This was the song and Sean is much better known. The film obscure artists. This last or second to last segment last all right. Well we gotta make up a couple of points on Brian. Here someone someone okay minutes. Everyone's challenge everyone's doing pretty well. That was like Tam or whatever you think about this movie we so I could do the opposite. I've never lied on. There are parts of this movie. That are good. Thank you Brian. I I will speak with my In I will speak with the earnest tone that that that I must provide for you. uh-huh okay this. I did not see this movie. I don't think it was a good movie. It's an easy. It's an easy kind of middle of the road. Fifty seven percent movie. But I have a few points to make up on ball Brian. This this is when you do movies that are you know Usual suspects or something. You're basically between eighty nine and ninety five you know. There's there's not a lot of window there this there's some window throw vote now. There's a high window and low window and that's where we that's RECON and so the problem is when you miss if you miss you miss bad gauge so I would say it in here all right. I'm in Brian. It's a bad movie however is up disaster it's sort of competently made. He's just kind of there. are some really good scenes. But it's it's not good. This is what he does. It's forty forty five okay. I didn't swing I wrote down. I wrote down sixty two at her. That's high window Adams rant but then I was like no. This is a bad movie but then a few points for the song. I Louis think the song probably got some points so so I'm GONNA say forty to forty two gene. I thought I was swinging for the fence fences because I do have some points to make but I guess I didn't. I said thirty seven I one high window fifty eight first of all Roger Ebert gave a three out of four stars died of cancer. He had oh await we also do have somebody on the knows. They're going to get a five point. Deduction is it what is rotten. Fifty eight percents job Corolla disasters. You said Forty Brian Forty you save fast and fear is when you see Vin diesel reach for the NAS button. That's what just happened there John. Nah and then it got blurry in front of me AK- that I may have jumped ahead. I needed that Iraq. One eighty three points swing our last item. This month is a pretty cool exclusive exclusive. It's a one of a kind audio experience featuring Dawson and Adam breaking down Adams twelve favorite songs of all time if Dawson shows up even shows. That's right well. In honor of that. Our last film takes place in a record shop owned by John Cusak haw countdown. His top five most painful breakup Jack. Black Catherine Zeta Jones and Tim. Robbins also appear in two thousand high fidelity and you want to talk about a soundtrack. My great sound try loved this movie. I love this may be too. This is this is one of those films that where if it's on I help you don't have to watch it. Yeah I have to watch the whole thing. Okay Chuck Block on the Mat. I I feel like I have creeks I may have a lead of maybe a point too. I feel a need to protect that lead. But it's a pointer to so from off. You know five five trouble. This is a good movie. So we're all GONNA be close. Imagine yeah the the the thing is is on movies like desk can be eighty one and they can be ninety ninety. Four there is a there is some space there and the question is and it's kind of this kind of movies. Critics like the romantic comedy. But not your it's got all the takes place in the right. It's a record store which is a little history which probably gives the I mean. I mean the Guy John cusack characters sends people out of his record store if they come in asking for black that's right elements this move. That deliberately reminds you of other John Cusak movies which is also I think a booster Kiki is in the rain in this one back in the rain. Everyone locked in a couple of points. I one eighty-seven Shah is. This should be about ninety five points because this is a British novel novel beloved British novel and Change The setting Chicago so I wonder if it got a little ding from the British critics. So I got eighty nine ninety for me all right. Well I took it a swing swing in the other direction and just thinking that. Maybe I don't know maybe critics thought that it's the romantic comedy thing. And that and that takes down a couple of points. I said seventy four. Whoa Oh my God? No but that's smart because you gotta think land you gotTa pick up some points. They're certified fresh ninety one. Diana Ninety eight movie am I on the podium. I hope so this is close. All right guys close game. It's GonNa be a little motion here by Musica Good Song Long Damn Consolo all right first up Gina. Thank you for playing sixty eight a lot of fun. It's a good score secure. Jeff Acute Scott's. They're very close. You should be happy with that. You could enjoy. I did that Yeah Brad. You're very close to Gina. Sixty six saints is number eight. Let's do it Adam and Brian on the podium. One of whom did have a five point action. I've done it for you. Did it pay off. 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Rebecca Sounds Reveille with Baker Halleran and Brad Williams

Rebecca Sounds Reveille

44:15 min | 1 year ago

Rebecca Sounds Reveille with Baker Halleran and Brad Williams

"Welcome to Rebecca Sounds Reveille. Oh what a show do I have for you today. We have an incredible actor who is got <music> some amazing things to share with us today. He has been a star high school athlete. He's been a lover of theater and acting and has pushed this young man into a very colorful life going from Oklahoma to Massachusetts to Milan Italy own and also been onto Los Angeles California and you know what that means right. A lot of I think Hollywood but well acting really is in Los Angeles. There is a lot that goes on in Hollywood but the hub we now won't even talk about a little bit of that. I have a few little stories of my own. I don't believe and get to it but we'll see and let me tell you just a little bit more this university investment banker major he decided not to follow that path but to follow his his passion which is something we should do right and he wants you to follow yours as well. His journey lead him though into modelling in Milan what essential area in fact I I mean that's the fashion industry right and what a place to do that model. We're GonNa hear about that and you'll see we could see for yourself why but not not long a in the modeling area and I mean that both figuratively and little literally but he was then chauffeured off into the L._A.. Scene Oh oh yeah where he is hitting the hub of stardom artem. He's currently doing bartending and managing at one of the most popular nations at nightclubs Oh yeah and he's GonNa share a little bit about that with us to Baker. Hollarin' is with us today WHO's pursuing his love in acting and he's known for his roles in well. Let's see Whitey Street smarts and most recently on boxes nine one one. I WanNa talk about that. You know why and especially really because his role alliance with my background he was an l._a._p._d.. Officer in that role and he's also played the role of police officer. Oh yeah here we go again which was broadcast on ethics. Let's talk to him now. Welcome Baker. Thanks appreciate all the kind words he said. Oh Yeah. I'm so excited because you have got a background that is absolutely amazing so do tell how I mean you started out with this absolute love in sports and theatre both in. I'm sure that both of these things have brought you to a point that both both of these things have helped you in your journey. Yes S. so I grew up. I was born Oklahoma City but I moved to boss when I was about three always been Boston. Sports Fans L. Fix Ruins Patriots Red Sox my dad and I had a special bond we would go to all the Games I was actually actually active in soccer ice hockey and baseball as a kid. My Dad would take me to all the Games all the camps nights it turned out. I was a star athlete and I got into acting as a young kid. I started doing cedar in places young kids honestly honestly to meet all girls and then I fell in love with it so it kind of worked out for them. Yeah my two dreams is a kit were to play for the Boston. Red Sox are in the movies so now pursuant one of those dreams so I'm very grateful and humbled will buy it. Yes that is really very interesting. I got into acting because I wanted to do the scenes. No I mean what what an opportunity though because acting really allows house you do have this wonderful expression in many many ways that sometimes we don't allow ourselves to do right so I mean this is pretty interesting in then you also have a modeling inside yeah I actually got to I started modeling in New York City and then I lived in Milan and then in Paris for a little while over in those were two wonderful countries when I was in Milan all my friends were Italian. When I was in Paris they were French and Parisian so I live the life of a local? I wasn't just a tourist American wandering the streets but <hes> it was wonderful time to travel and make some money and pretty girls. I wasn't complaining but <hes> my passion <hes> you know acting as it's like an outlet you can play many different roles one week. I'm playing L._A._P._D.. The next week I'm an army guy then. I'm a gangster that I'm a lover I mean it's the all these different careers within the same year. You know it's a wonderful experience. It's not easy. It was easy. Everyone would do it but <hes> I've been able to support myself like you said I'm bar manager. At this exclusive nightclub where all the celebrities like Leonardo Arto Caprio and Drake and Justin Bieber come in deck days free for all the auditions and work in acting classes so it's a very humbling experience in on the right track as we speak so very great. Let me ask you. Is it hard to be working in an still doing acting classes and making all the auditions Odyssey. I don't find it's that hard. My hours are usually about eleven p._m.. Till Two A._M.. Three nights a week and I stay up late anyways. I'm always watching movies or reading scripts. I'm kind of a night owl as it is. No it really doesn't affect my daily practice of acting and <hes>. It's a great job very let me ask you. What's the most challenging part of <hes> you know getting an audition? Luckily now I have a pretty good manager so she's been getting some good opportunities lately but it just to get an agent or managers tough because there's thousands of actors and then each part this casting directors getting three three thousand submissions in their only bringing thirty actors for the parts or just to get the audition is like one of three hundred odd odd so I've been I've been very lucky lately. I've had some good auditions last week. I auditioned for the hit show snowfall on F._X.. Which is the story about the crack cocaine epidemic that started in Los Angeles in the nineteen eighties in the bay was? <music> often so that all Bushel went good of audition for that show a couple times and then I shot an episode about three weeks ago on the hit show Fox nine one one leeward played in l._a._p._d.. Officer and that was quite a nice appearance too so that was very I'm grateful for that opportunity and I was really excited about that because I'm retired police officer and it's so funny because there's a lot of police officers who actually we go into acting. It's it's Iranian that is interesting but at any rate <hes> that I will I just thought that was really interesting that you had done that and also head a role also in initial on backs as a police officer as well on Oh this is this is going to be fun to talk about because a lot of people <hes> you know they want to do something in life and there's so many other things that they want to do. It's really need as an actor. They like you said you to portray all these different things but you don't have to do the daily grind them and so. I'm wondering you know how was that <hes> that stint that role wanted rose lacks a straight shooter cop whereas the audition had for snowfall was like a dirty cop so it was interesting that see the variations on the two shows but no I learned a lot watching the stars work and you know the directors and all I mean there's so many people that go into making a T._v.. Show you think is the director is about thirty forty people behind the scenes and it was just an honor to be on a set like that so <hes> I'm looking forward to the next one like I. I got to play a gangster in the Whitey. Show I shot about Whitey Bolger the gangster from Boston so that was quite a nice experience and <hes> yes. I've been very lucky very lucky chief. This is really exciting. Now being onset though a lot of people don't realize that the hours are very long and vary from very early in the morning until late in the evening. Mike call days where usually about from six A._M.. So Oh at least six or seven pm so that right. There is a minimum of twelve hour shoot day. You know not always on set. There's a lot of sitting in waiting around you know in the trailers and whatnot and craft services seeing what kind food they have which is on smorgasbord. I mean there's always lots of good food available. Yes we'll get Shabi air but it's it's quite a nice experience yes. There's there's no like mobile track the workshop that food either right. Maybe that's the one thing that's lacking but gosh in it's kind of Nice too because you have an opportunity to get to know other people in network while you're there and see how the NC other actors and actresses in industry is well rape and <hes> if I had a message for all the listeners out there I think today would be never give up on your dreams and always believe in yourself because you just never know that that that's the best around the corner you give him throw in the towel. You'll live your the rest of your life in regret so I guess my message today would be with south and always even though Sophon ever give up on your dreams I think yeah I think that's so important when his what is really kept you moving in kept you going because in your business there can be a lot of rejections in that can be really discouraging right yeah La. I've dealt with quite a bit of rejection over my years in L._A.. And <hes> you can't take anything personal. You know if you don't get the role their union but what I realized that I believe in myself and I think I'm a big things coming my way T._v.. I believe I'm going to start on T._V.. Shows and movies <hes> and be a big movie star so I'm trying to stay humble and remember <unk> where I came from. Keep working hard yeah. He was my best friend. He passed away unfortunately about twenty years. Sorry that's okay. We have the same name so I got to live up to for him to so yeah. There's there's no other. I don't have any plan B by people have said. Maybe I should get my real estate license or let's get a trade like carpentry or plumbing or something like that but yet. I don't really have a plan beyond just going to stick with my plan which is acting so you're focused. You're stamp focused and following your passion to so how did you end up in Los Angeles. I mean versus a New York. I mean you had to Milan Paris in your new look at New York City for about four years and I was taking acting classes there and doing some cedar there and <hes> I just realized there's more opportunity more film and television opportunity in L. A. Versus New York but now it seems range. There's quite a bit of film and T._V.. Being shot in New York City to I I think I've made a lot of great connections in L._A.. And a lot of networking resources so I'm very happy here I mean the weather beaches although the opportunity though yes well I just so excited about the things that you have accomplished so far and what you have coming up. I cannot wait eight to see some of the other roles that you have <hes> definitely especially when they parallel some of the things that I've already done because I get excited about that kind of stuff so I also WanNa thank you for the message that you've shared with viewers today because what you've said is so important and we really need to stay focused and we really really need to take the words that you share with viewers today to heart and <hes>. I know that you're a busy man so thank you for taking your time for to be on the show today and I want to buy back. Oh most definitely tonight understand how busy you are very much. Appreciate your time and again. Thank you for your rewards to the viewers so <hes> and again I wish you much success and I also WanNa thank you the viewers today AAC for taking your time out to get to know Baker Holleran. He's a a lot of things that are going to be coming out to not only entertain but inspire view so you definitely want to stay on track and follow him. He's got some really cool photos on instagram. You got to check them out crying that out. It's at my name at Baker Halloran so it's easy and if you. You don't remember it for whatever reason it'll be. The League will be connected to the article that it is a with this show. You'll fight where information there and you'll definitely want to share the information with your friends. It's a workers family and other social media contacts get his name out there and and following definitely got to because he's definitely a fun guy and has a lot Oughta a lot of talent here. Welcome to Rebecca Sounds Reveille. Oh what a show have I got. Are you today because information about things that are going to help you is really important. That's the goal of my show. Take a guest who's been on before and gave you the viewer so much advice. He is president of Brad Williams Financial Services at it has over twenty five years of addressing financial concerns of retirees tirees and business owners. This is really important because you eventually are going to be a retirees. You may even be a business owner who may be a small business owner or maybe even thinking starting your own business. This is important you maybe even though somebody in in your family who has a business and you can share the information to so he has a strong strong set of communication skills so he can release simplify look by a lot of things we're GonNa talk about four majors things today on the show that are going to really hit home with you <hes> but not only that but he really listens to his clients. You may find yeah. I know I have gone to talk to somebody about finances really listening. They're Saint Year Phillips form. Let's see all the things that you've got in then. I'm GonNa tell you what I think but you really want somebody. WHO's GonNA listen into you? Because this is your life right so we want to talk about those. Were want somebody who's going to explain it to you everyday language and really take these complex things and take these concepts and give you alternative things that are going to make it worth for you. What's really neat? Is I found out his steps. Becoming a person of expertise in the financial realm is especially when it came from king going Fedex and finding a mentor to get where he's at and I'm GonNa tell you sometimes that's what it takes to change our lives and he is somebody is going to offer some advice and mentorship for you today and maybe just maybe you're gonNA take this and allow it to change your life today. We're GONNA talk about some in things in housing we're GonNa talk about some things in employment or jobs <hes> even in debt or student loans so let's welcome my guest been on the show before for my Gosh my perfect adviser here Brad Williams welcome to the show. Thank you good to be back on. I am delighted because when I was looking at some of the things that were going on with your company and the things that you're doing the clients that you've been addressing. I'm really super excited but you've got some things that are really hitting home right now. Especially when it comes to real estate and housing so can we hit on that I sure and well I mean I know in my area housing still strong. <hes> you know prices are going up so that's good <hes> mortgage rates are still at a reasonable level so there's you know there's still a lot of activity there so you know good time to buy a home and it's a lot tougher to get one now because of two thousand nine but that's good it was too easy to get one back then what scares I me as if they continue to lose it indicates we might be back in the same direction. Oh interesting so radio is kind of a buyer's market but is Kinda easy in two years. You know it's it's easier to respect a you know if you've got reasonable credit money's fairly cheap still <hes> historically and <hes> you know it's it. It's a good time because prices are still going <hes> yeah you know I it was really interesting because a couple years ago I was really starting to be concerned that we were going to be having a market like we did like five or six years ago and it was gonna be a really it was really tight for a lot of consumers whether would no matter what industry you're looking at and the and when we're talking specifically about real estate I was talking to somebody recently and we were saying you know this big scare just hasn't happened yet. We haven't had a bubble. You know. Some people say we're GONNA have a bubble. <hes> you know one thing that happened is after two thousand nine a lot of homebuilding slow down and people started just remodeling what they had instead of moving now that really crimped the builders elders market. We still don't have the supply we need in homes which is one of the reasons why the <hes> the prices are going up because we're just not build them fast enough. <hes> and there's there's a darth there. There's a there's a need there's multifamily homes became real hot and what I mean by that as apartments things like that. <hes> became good investments again because that's usually that that leading edge there you know and then once people get in there they start looking at buying you know a personal single family dwelling when they get in better shape and so we're seeing more and more than and is the job and employment market strengthens and wage growth continues than then the home becomes a more achievable goal for thing. That's really interesting and is there a correlation than between the issue with student loan auto debt yeah now those are those are the real time bombs that are waiting for our economy and and <hes> because <hes> we just they are exploding student debt is going to be a massive issue and that needs to be addressed and I think part of the reason is that parents need to sit down with their children and have an honest discussion about is college right for you and if college is right for you what. What career field are you going into because go into college and getting fifty thousand student loans to get a business degree? Just cut it in Ryan. <hes> <hes> you know so often I I know when I was going to college. It was a lot cheaper because student loans weren't as prevalent you know it's a supply and demand thing and I think the cycle that we've gotten into is that there's this racket going on. You know the the government jacks up the available student alone money the tuition gets jacked up by the college and the person standing in the middle of the student and saying okay you know and then what happens is something like forty something percent of of kids in you you know even adults who have student loan never even got their degree so here you got picked up student loans and you never finished your degree or you've gone for a degree field that is just not worth taking in a student loan for <hes> as I mentioned before <hes> when I was younger <hes> I worked during part of my college. <hes> you know my company had tuition reimbursement plan and you know I I did that and and <hes> I was what I was just GonNa go there. I wanted to talk about that because you have such incredible journey. Your story is amazing well. I've been blessed list. You know I was raised by parents who taught me a work ethic. I mean I was delivered. My Dad did well but I was delivering papers at eleven years old and working since then. I never asked him for money. I just did it myself and <hes> of what probably got me in. The financial field is when I was twelve years old he sat me down and said <hes> when you collect this month from your papers in every month from here on out you're GonNa give me twenty dollars a month and <hes> I'm GonNa Mash it with twenty. We're going to put it in this thing called a mutual fund and so I started doing that and I remember you know when I was in sixth grade. I had a math teacher asked me you know he he was bringing up practical math and he had to stop page and you can tell me what that is and I raised as behind and told him and I remember the look on his face so we'll come up here and explain some of these numbers to the class he was thinking he was gonna catch me and then when I answered on me said how do you know that and I reached over and I pointed to the one on the board and I said because I own that would right there and this gave me the bike and I was his best friend after but that was my dad you know so often parents aren't given the financial education their children and I you know I just was blessed with a father who taught me the important award things work ethic you know honesty and you know and that's what I've tried to impart impart to my children now with this the person who gave you this moment in became kind of the mentor four to you know they were there were others. You know I remember when I you mentioned my fed ex. You know I got hired as a clerk in a low low paying job back in the early days of that company and if that time it was growing so fast asked and I worked my way up and within five years I was managing an aircraft operation at you know twenty seven years old and you know the experience I got during that phase of my original manager was was Kinda my mentor we're and then I've had several I think you know really have one mentor. <hes> your you go to different levels and and you know there's been a martial arts all my life and there's no saying in that when the students ready to teach will come and so l. like every time I was ready for another advancement somebody came into my life and I listened to see that's the key I listened to them probably espy's advice I ever got from any one individual was when I left Fedex and went into this business and and my mentor who was the owner of the firm said Brad. Let me give you a piece of advice twenty years from now you WANNA be able to look back and know that you had twenty years of experience and not one year of experience twenty times and that really hit John because constantly apt to be expanding by knowledge and and and pushing the limits of what I can do. Yes you know I've brought that up because I really we want the viewers to be able to be inspired and know that when they're talking they see a guest talking here on the shell the you have hard work work to get where you're at and by doing so in being consistently looking keeping that vision and moving forward reaching were you can get there and I wanted to bring that up because now you're or an expert in your field and you mentor other people you offer classes mean you'll see it when you go to the website you're there. You're coaching your teaching and your breaking this down. You don't feel like they are belief. League you and this is really crucial because oftentimes people will go to an adviser and they leave their more confused than when they went there. They're like okay. I'm going to go on. I'm going to get this mutual fund and everything's GonNa be good to go and they get their lives. Person Goes Okay we got the IRA has got a mutual fund that we can do this this this and all of a sudden they just kind of like what they the person they fill out this paperwork Idaho 'cause I was one of them and you work with all of your all your finances say okay. We're GONNA call you. We're going to give you these options in all of a sudden they go. You can't do anything because you really don't have any extra money and you're thinking what to you because I want to get two extra money so tell me what I need to do and you're still confused. I used to be a starting point. You me something and I know you do that and that's why I want the viewers to be able to connect with you as even like all you know <hes> sometimes <hes> folks will come see me and and you know as I asked him a few questions. I realized that they really don't have much to there's not really much. I can help them with at this point in time so but because I gave him an hour and I promise them an hour I I make good use of it. I say okay this where you are and if this is where you're gonna be these kind of steps you need to take to get there and so you know I just feel that there's four laws of the universe that I think are important and I got this for a long time ago and perseverance the law of perseverance law use the law of responsibility in the l