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"brad williams" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats
"Guys welcome back to the show. Brad williams man. I love him. I love that guy will always be friends with him and Love his comedy. Go check out his show and Let me just say this. We just got a voicemail from kris kristofferson about it's about the stanley cup and you're going to want to hear it here he got hey boy has ago. And it's me crash kris kristofferson. And i gotta tell you is currently recording unicef voicemail. You just message while i woken up in a hotel room. I do not know where i am when i look outside of the window. I feel like. I'm soon in the florida panhandle but it's also very likely that oklahoma panhandle is well. I'm definitely in a handles portion of state. And i gotta tell you boys i woke up with a very unexpected visitor next to me and no it is not what you think. It is not like the time that i woke up next year. They're lovely suzanne share. This time i woke up. And i woke up next to me was a little lady called lord stanley cope and which is very weird. Because i've not been in tampa for several minds. So i don't even know how i got in possession of this thing but you know i'll take and i mean full disclosure. I did have sex with it. But i mean wouldn't you if you woke up next lord stanley cup wearing only one shoe. I mean you'd fuck it right anyway. So i need to get this thing back over tampa bay and i need to know if y'all could just help me take care of that too. You know. I have an old dhl account. I can have a diner's club card that i could send over because you know the diners club is were all the people down and I just need to get this out of the way because you know a i wanna make sure it gets back to where it belongs because definitely does not belong with me. Chris chris christopherson so if you could just you know send a courier over and just let them know that. I'll be checking out at around two pm today. Because i've got a an appointment with the show rapid us to look about back because i'm old and i've got back problems so anyway To sum up just to recap everything. I've been talking about. Don't do drugs. Because that's that's why i called right. I'm recording a psa. That's what this is anyway. I could just laying face down in the sand somewhere. A omaha nebraska. Who knows anyway. You always have a blessed blessed evening and remember that when there was one footprint in the sand that was win the limits became window lemons became. Yeah i mean. There's nothing about that story that surprises me in any way shape or form. Of course that would have happened. Of course that would have happened to him and only him like it. Like you know how. There's that feeling only when you're hi. This is what would happen in all right guys. That is a show. Thank you so. Much to brad williams. Go check out his live. show guys. they're only a couple of tickets left for our show tomorrow night. Live dump people town. Go to a bright dot com. Look dumb people town. We're gonna announce who is going to be our guest on on the musical guests already. He's going to be our guest on december twelve th for a holiday show so get your tickets. Now there's only a couple left of at bright dot com. I've done people town We love guys stay connected stay protected. Don't get infected. That's we see in our daily show to check out our daily show. Scarborough country the virus edition. Good our youtube. Page slobber country and go and become Join our facebook page just like sklar brothers. Facebook page for putting up videos stand up with descriptions about where we did. What the a bit that. We you know the bits that we're doing so we appreciate all that up. Just take care of yourself much water. Faucets washer handsome receive next week.
"brad williams" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats
"Up on so many of them. I just can't some point. I'm like dude you got to really turn it around. I don't think he misses really turned. It around is tough. It's hard for me to make until you're brown jokes. Because i i also don't know if there's like a mental illness thing than arrogant wanted to stop making connie jokes like there's something right. I mean once you suck once you saw tania's phone coat you were like becaming anymore. Remember like the app uptown. Lock is phone. And you're like i can't make any more so the environment brady has kids and for your mate grid tom. Brady's house living with someone is not like us living with someone where you're going to see that person every ever gonna see him. He's over in a wing that like. We can't even see and figured out a way to take all of my antonio brown taping over the gym. Yeah tony brown taking all of giselle zug's and thrown them out on the front lawn. That's just gonna you gotta get ready for this. Yeah it's pretty nuts but you know that's is calling if he wants to have that kind of craziness and if you can turn on your brown around where he kind of does the patriot way on tonio that i don't know i don't know if he if he does that. Tom raids honorary site degree. From every single cau- america. Hey he's a michigan man. He's a michigan man. It works for aaron hernandez so that is that is. That is our time with brad williams again. His show is next saturday night on the fourteenth of you. Go to rush. Ticks ticks and s. t. dot com dot com. Yeah go checkout. Brad williams show. He's is just one of our favorite people. And i'm so happy it's so fun to chop it up and talk sports with you. We really appreciate you appreciate you coming on. I'm glad we get to see your baby. She's so cute adorable bank. You always love seeing you guys you guys. For the best of your. I texted you this but loved your set the night on the telephone for america. You killed in front of dasa this we did. I mean look and look at how much.
"brad williams" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats
"So randy and i Growing up were not allowed to have a sugar cereals. Lauren allowed to have good tasting cereals. And really bad. It was like weetabix right but but but then you would have the sugar cereals. So when we would have a chance to have them we would load up on them and then we would get sick because we didn't know the limitations And now that we're adults. I'm actually. I'm trying to cut down on the carbs. And the sugar randy you are as well unhealthy food and basically that becomes a sad proposition. Because you're like what can we eat. What can we do. I can't get the sugar corn pops. And i can't. I'm a huge cereal guy too. I need it. And that's why. I'm so happy that we're being sponsored by our good friends over at magic spoon because they've cracked the code. Don't you think j zero sugar. Eleven grams of protein only three net grams of carbs in each serving four flavors. All the flavors are good. I got all four. So i love him. blueberries so. 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They know that. No one's going to say this. That's why they offer that refund. That's magic spoon dot com slash scar. Use the code. Sklar for free shipping. And i just wanna thank magic spoon for sponsoring this podcast and giving us something to look forward to good breakfast. People thank you guys. Welcome back to the show. Brad williams what else do you have going on. That people can check out so that all of our fans can be all on the brad williams train well The main thing that had gone on is as we all know comedy for the most part of shutdown are still some ways around it in one of the ways around it is virtual shows. I've done a couple of virtual shows you guys talk about the club which is great But then i had a big virtual show coming up november fourteenth saturday november fourteenth. Were gonna be doing it pretty much from where i'm sitting right now grace in end. It's they show. I'm doing standup in an active show. I'm doing a virtual cocktail party. Where i'm gonna make myself a whiskey cocktail. Yana show you all my sports memorabilia. That i have made and you ask the questions. I'll answer it's a hang out. It's party so that's we're doing you want experiences It's at its november fourteen seven. Pm pacific time. Could you rush. Ticks dot com r. u. s. h. t. i. x. dot com and get tickets for that show and check out the data great lineup of comedians. I'm not even supposed to blood in their shows. But i will just cure sins gonna do original show on rush checks at night. Love her at zoa offer. Yeah and have you guys actually watched have you guys been an audience member for some virtual shows yet. We have. we have yet so fun. It's like it's like really personal persona and what you're describing afterwards you just chilling and hanging out like this this This is gonna drop on friday so we can tell our fans and remind them that. We're doing a live down people which you've been a part of brad. We're live dump people town with john hamm and the ban tennis And it's a virtual one it nowhere comedy club. That's when this jobs on friday. It's tomorrow night six thirty. Pm pacific time nine thirty eastern time seven thirty mountain and it is going to be mountain time. Yes it's going to be a blast and you know the cool part about these virtual shows is that. Let's say you live in bismarck north dakota and go there a i don't know if there's a comedy club there or major comical up there okay but your huge fan. The sklar brothers are huge. Fan of myself than yours. Your chance to why the show and to get the zoo to buy a ticket which is going to be less than what you would normally pay if you went to a comedy club because you're not eating food or maybe you order some food in but you're not paying for and you're not you're at home you can screen mirror it on your giant tv so the sitting down in your living room with your pets around you. You got a bottle of wine. You're hanging out if you choose to do the post. Show hang out with brad for his show. Again rush ticks dot com. If you check that out to do that on the fourteenth. So here's it we have your. We have what you're doing tomorrow night. You're gonna go see. Live nine people down with jon hamm and then we have your next saturday night. Which is you're going to see brad. Williams do his show We your to saturday nights leaning into thanksgiving. We've got it all taken care of you. And god knows we need to laugh right now. yes optional. Optional fernando women. I think we need to have a pants optional. Just when we get back to doing comedy club something. That's a friends that have done stand yet. They're they're at a new at a new store and they were asked to get naked after they did because serious and they said it was quite interesting and they said it's weird for the first five minutes and then after that it's just another show. They said it wasn't hard. 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"brad williams" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats
"A baseball neural. Twee right now actually be are a base running aware that and and they keep it monkey digging the best on the team that actually dude base coach. It's all all berated. It's funny because i was watching. I was just watching yesterday when i couldn't have had watching any election. Shed i was watching Just the discussion with our buddy. Brian kenny and some of the real even the weeds baseball writers who decide the mvp. And they're voting. You know the baseball writers were kind of upset because the mvp voting is now all about war. It's all about wins above replacement which doesn't take into account how you play on the road and this year was crazy because there were no fans and there's really no roe debt of so to speak everyone's kind of quote unquote on the road. But how do you play away from you. How are you like to me. I always want to look at the stat. We've talked about on the show but like tony. Winds is one of the greatest hitters of all time in george. Brett was a great hitter than on. But what i'd love to see is back in the day when when we were young when when coaches would leave starting pitchers in until the eighth or ninth inning or saturday. So tony gwynn. How many hits did he get in his career when he faced a pitcher third and a fourth time that he had seen so that he knows what he's throwing any better. I idea like union. I mean the thing that they pulled blake's now on an level on game six like they weren't doing that back in the day. So how many of tony gwynn's proportionately his hits did he get that time or robin yount or something like that and if they were playing today would they be facing a guy who comes in who is. Maybe if you're right in inter it's a right handed pitcher who throws one hundred miles an hour from behind your back. So i don't like it used to be. We would see a starting pitcher be gunning at like ninety seven ninety eight and then and the then the reliever would come in the nineties and then the relief coming in bro like eighty six. Now the relievers coming in like throwing ninety a hundred a is of the dodgers routinely hits a hundred on the gun and we just act like yeah. That's what he does like justin may. Who's a starter but came in and relief in that game and actually was hitting one. Oh one one or two. I mean the truth of the matter is it's interesting like back in the day they'd put in your closer in the seventh inning with one out and so like you could in some way facing right exactly second you face. That guy might be a better way. You might actually figure some things out just a different game and obviously with that had needs to be taken in but they were really lamenting the fact that it was all about war and and now with the way the way baseball. Baseball's done now. I know a lot of baseball. Purists are thinking ruins the game with things like shift and homeowners strikeouts in journey's end. There's certain arguments that but to take players that we consider amazing and say could they play. I heard a debate. That blew my mind. And you guys as cargo vans you. I wanna get your take on this. Someone brought up the point that they don't know if the wizard of oz ozzie. Smith could play in the modern game yet. Yeah because he was such a phenomenal defender. But now defense in the infield isn't as quote unquote valuable because things like shit so now you don't have to cover as much ground because you have another backup guy like right away from you because guys gonna hit and then ozzie. Smith never hit for power ever know. But but here's what. I would say about ozzy okay. The reason why think he would have been a success because we got to sit and talk with him and we know him pretty. Well i think when he got to a certain point in his career. And he's like. I gotta work on my hitting like i gotta get my hitting a switch hitter. Okay so already. That's a good sign and makes it. Hard to shift judas. Anybody exact right and then number two. He spent so much time on his hitting. He did beef up and then he hit that home. Run off of a needing fewer and that was like a classic cardinals dodgers moment. Go crazy folks go crazy but there was a point in that time. Where you say ozzie. Smith the kind of player who he needed to get better at this. He spent the off season and he worked out and he got bigger and he got stronger and then he yeah more so he i think he would adjust to what the game is now and i still think he would have been an all star and he did have like twenty five hundred hits which is kind of amazing when you think about you. Think about what he did. But you're right. A lot of those great plays that he made would have been taken away by the shift or wouldn't have been that spectacular because he's already in the right physician is already bright like the ball would get hit directly to him because he's standing behind second base where they've shifted him so yeah played in an era or or he makes an unbelievable play if they hit where the shift wasn't like. We don't know what what people do. You don't know what it's going to be. I actually think that's going to be an amazing being in the future because you guys adapt. It's all about the in game adjustments in how things you're just. There was a time when the the run pass option in football. You go back to the playoff game where it was colin kaepernick against the packers and the packers. Luli did not know how to stop it. They had no way of stopping when When the dolphins introduced the wildcat offense bill bell checked the greatest coach of all time had no game how to adjust and hop in how to stop it but he learned people adjust so i think right now is just that transitional period of baseball where now it's all numbers in everything's but then there there's going to be events like what happened. The world series was snapped out. Where now there's going to to be some sort of hybrid manager where it's like yes. We the stats but look test with city. National guy is just Struck out nine of eighteen batters and you see like my favorite thing was watching. The dodgers being At world series they all ask them about the snail decision. Everyone the dodgers was like. Yes we were like sure. Take him out well. If if analytics. We're used you would have never seen madison bumgarner being brought into a game. Seven the pitched six innings like. But that's out in having performances as you know that is right. That was his career defining performance. Yeah yeah you can't. You can't have that and i think a general rule for all coaches in all sports is think about what your opponent wants you to do. Yeah don't do that. Yes so in that case. All the dodgers were like. I don't want you to leave snell in. We can't hit him tonight. And you but numbers and you take him out at all dodgers like that. Thank you if you ask if you ask the patriots when they're playing the seahawks in in in the suit role what do you want the seahawks two do they pass on the doll. Throw the ball. He that we cannot stop because we cannot stop our sean lynch marchant. So think about what your what your opponent is coach you do and don't do that bad so good all right. Let's take a break brad. Williams with us we've got some quick hits on the other side of this good stuff and we'll find out.
"brad williams" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats
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Why isn't it done yet aren't your castration by. Cdw people who get it. Find out more at cdw dot com slash dell emc. Hey welcome back to the show. We are so psyched to have this dude on. I honestly miss seeing him at the store. I miss seeing him out in the world at comedy festivals. But i do every time. I watch a broncos game. I think of him and his special relationship with john elway. He is brad williams. How are you sir. How are you getting through this pandemic with a tiny baby weight when you said how are you. I thought the first we're going to references. How am i dealing with the fact that my personal lord and savior john. Elway does have covert. Let's talk about that. He just got tested positive for john. Internees okay whiskey. Yeah let's get into that. Jeez i didn't know that you've been hanging out at his steakhouse too much. What's going on. It's weird to say that. I could actually contact him and his family to get inside information. It's weird that i can say that now. But he's doing well he's not. He has symptoms. But they're not a heavy and they're just gonna kinda hang in there as a family staying kind of separated right now to make sure everyone is ok but so i want to say too much of their business their business. Yeah i read. I read that. I read that headline. I was like twenty twenty. Now you've gone too far. That was the thing that pushed you over the edge. That was it. Yeah i was cool with the rest of it. I believe you're cool with the rest of it. I cannot believe that that's of course. I wasn't too literally. I'm joking i'm joking myself but Yeah i know that that hurts. That hurts. I mean i. I watched one series Your defense is good. But i watched one series of offense with the and i'm he's such forgettable quarterback drew lock to lock. Yeah yeah i. I was like drew. Lock drew luck. I have no idea what his name is. i think he went to missouri. I just i like this guy is like more forgettable than chase. Daniel's and a team that had case. Keenum chase daniel's the case keenum of drew locks. It's so weird. And i don't know if you guys have this being from saint louis but like not a lot of people know a lot of bronco fans out if your los angeles so like. I'm everyone's bronco representative so when anything happens denver broncos. My phone is like when my phone lights up. I go all right either. The broncos did something There's a new viral dwarf video or both. Both both maybe drew lock unzips himself and and it turns out to dwarves on top of one another. That would be the greatest. Oh my god. That'd be the greatest. Yeah but yes so. So i knew it. My phone blew up. That i mean. Of course of course. I was watching the game on sunday. Where when chargers really thrilling may have been a game of the day and my favorite comment from a friend who was I think we know this person usually. There's a comic producer out here named Katie anderson and yeah you guys don't get to be and he tacky. Use the charger fan. So text me. Drew drew lock. Has a very punishable fits yes. That's fair that's one hundred percent fair. Well i mean. I feel like there are other pieces in place that you that you shouldn't feel bad about. I mean i think jerry jeudy is a very exciting piece i think. Melvin gordon is an exciting piece. I think not a bad like you've got pieces. You just you start to see a good line and a good quarterback is the difference between a great team. I mean when was the last time now. When was the last time. But like the denver broncos one. We may had your buddy the greatest quarterback of Of the franchise in in your but also when they had paid manning manning who is also my guy not because i've ever met a but because we share a similar foreheads. He's got a glorious forehead and he we met him and he's like the best dude ever he's exactly what you want him to be and more. Yeah he's just a wonderful. Do yeah so when you had elite quarterback play is when you're good. I don't think and call me crazy but i'm gonna make this statement and this is a bit of a heartache. I don't think just a general team can win anymore. I think have to have a quarterback that can put you like. You can't do it with the kirk cousins of this world kirk cousins not gonna win you anything you know what i mean case keenum anything. Those guys are may get you to the charity golf. I don't even know that. Jared goff is necessarily going to win you anything..
"brad williams" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats
"Hey guys welcome to another episode of you from the cheap seats. We are the sklar brothers. Our guest on the show is One of the biggest broncos fans we know and we find out he is also a dodgers fan. I know an lakers fan. He's having a good year minus the broncos but It's really fun to talk sports with this comedian. His name is brad williams. I'm sure you know him. But he knows his sports and we get into it with him in a cool way quickest. Superfund we talk about a few things like antonio brown and a camera that's supposed to focus on a ball that's run by a robot in Scotland scotland which malfunctions. Which is larry in is john lester. The greatest the greatest world series hero and of time and friend to a city francis time will determine that but i ran and i wanna talk about what is going on in tampa bay. You know we talked to brad later in the show about how this is really l. year with the dodgers thought it was the year of the la because the dodgers lakers and we have our friends. Like jay logic who does music episode with us. He's the biggest lakers fans. The biggest dodgers fan. He is having the greatest ever. But let's not sleep on tampa bay man. The lightning won the stanley cup. The raise went to the world series. And now we got. Tom brady here and if tom brady. Can somehow look. They're sitting in the second. The second seed seven to seventy two six six two. So they're right behind seattle which is six and one and obviously in new orleans at six two as well and there are great teams in the in the Now in the nfc. Let's be honest. There are so but the tampa. Bay buccaneers look great and they've beaten some good teams and you're saying to yourself okay. They put it on the packer. Hackers whose another six and two teams so. It is not out of the realm of possibility that tom brady could take this team to the super bowl. Be the representation. now will they. Are they good enough. to beat. pat mahomes and and kan city. I dunno steelers. Made these are they. Good enough to beat the steelers. I don't know maybe but like all we're saying is it is. It's amazing what he's done and when you look at how. The patriots have crumbled even with what we consider to be a good quarterback. You have to say to yourself right now now more than ever and maybe tom brady did this because you know how competitive tom brady is. Maybe he made this move to go to tampa bay to step outside of bill belichick shadow to say. I'm the reason i did this. Iran reason i'm the reason that the patriots what it's me and we talk about this a lot jay because you know pat mahomes one that super bowl for his team last year they were down. It didn't look like they did not look like they were gonna win. You did not think that they were going to win. And i just remember seeing him on the sidelines when they were down he's holding onto his shoulder pads and he's looking up and he's not worried at all like this kid man. This kid is not where at all. Why because he knew that there'd be an opportunity for him on the next drive to have the ball in his hands every single plan at that moment. You realize that the quarterback is involved in every offensive. Play his the call. He makes the reeds. If it's zone read or an option read or he figures out scramble out and then break around and go play or to scramble like every decision is in his hands more so than i would say pitcher in baseball more so than a point guard in basketball because so much of that individual effort in you can just pass the ball off and the other person can do their thing and score there is. I just feel like the quarterback is is the position and so when you think about that jay. We have to start saying our discussion. If tom brady can take the tampa bay buccaneers to the city this year. If you win the super bowl we can't. He is the greatest football player of all time. I think you can just say hands down. he is. he's already to go there. Would he be the greatest athlete across all sports and i put greatest professional athletes. Yes i think you'd be. You are hard pressed to find somebody who is more dominant and more into this age like yes obviously liberal order back in football is the position where you can still rack up numbers as you get older and maybe even approach forty rules of the game. The rules of the game are now sort of in the favor of longevity longevity for these guys this guy's forty four he's forty four and he he's not letting up and he's still leading the team and you get a sense that this guy for remember when we were like kids in charlie hoff was a nakaba all pitcher for texas and he looked like he was like forty six was he forty six. I think so. I think he pitched into him. And you're like who's this fat guy who's going old old. And he looked like he was going in slow motion and i mean yeah forty six forty seven forty eight years old. Jamie moyer was like forty six years. Old forty-seven were not they were doing stuff in in a way that you're like they're not defying their age. It's just they've figured out a way to sort of game. The system in a in a weird way brady is doing it on the highest level. And you know say what you will about the guy. No people love them. And i know people hate him like people in boston love and they probably hate him because he left Don't hate them. They love they will always love him and they're just people that don't like him. I mean we're we're guys from michigan so we will always support him But you have to really make that argument. That has seen what he's doing with that team right now in this late part of his career is to me one of the most impressive things that we're seeing sports and we have to call it out and yet sports is a distraction. We just went through an election this week. That was more fraught than anybody would have ever even thought and who knows. We're recording this now and the results aren't in. Its way it's wednesday when we're recording this we may. We may know friday who our next president. It may be contested in the courts for years and years. It's like we need something to just give us a break so we can turn our brains off for a little period of time and then reengaged. That's why we do this podcast. That's why did we do our daily podcast. That's why we do dumb people town because we know how much ever we know we need it. We need break and so sports will give us this break. And i'd say in this break. Take a moment to appreciate how great tom brady is. And if he can pull this off which is definitely possible in make into the playoffs but if he can't make it through and make it to the superbowl and potentially win 'cause you gotta give him credit. He's got the skill guys around him right now that he can do it. You have to talk about as the greatest player of all time all right. Let's take a break on the other side of this brad williams we get deep into How bad the broncos generic quarterback. Joe it's like generic eric potato chips. Yeah they exist. But they're not gonna make you feel good. You're gonna feel bad after you consume them so we talked about that and so much more. I didn't realize he was such a huge dodgers and lakers fan. So we really get into that with him later on the show. Kris kristofferson lepres voicemail About the stanley cup. So you're going to want to stay this for the cheap seats. Were so happy.
"brad williams" Discussed on About Last Night
"Every other spirits. You did it didn't. Dance. was like just you chair like an ex husband that you couldn't stand and you just like your emotions were your anger towards them and the dance. The execution was feeding them unbeknownst to him or anyone and you got away with it just like you've got away with this dad's I just don't know how you did it. Only you do. It common. Yeah I'm watching just for that. I never watched one season of day of dancing with the stars and I've had friends on that show. Yeah. I I'm not I'm not gonNA I. Wouldn't I've never watched it I will watch for Carol vast. Move, and now though they've set the bar high though they better be getting like Tony Robbins and bucking, you know Oprah. I mean baskin if you're talking reality star celebrity that to me right now. Kardashian can't hold Kennel that early good. I WANNA. See Carol Baskin Oj. I WANNA see OJ. I WanNa see Robert Blake all celebrities people, I Got An all murders. Yeah. It will literally be a murderer's row. Mirrors route. So m you have Caitlin Jenner cause remember she killed somebody yet. Brandy. Brandy. Kill somebody somebody with a car Former First Lady Laura. Bush yet somebody Yup. Rooms have killed people is A. Is a great game. Boy. Oh. Vince, neal because he killed razzle who is a? Eighties Metal Guy he was the passenger in the car made arousal was driving I'm not sure but yeah. So Will be there man. We're we're celebrities of kill people a man I mean you go. You don't WanNa go. You don't WanNa. Go. I mean the guy that shot bin Laden he's a celebrities of. Commentator You shop. Bin Laden. Yeah I'll take that. I mean you could say. He could put you can put trump on there because he killed democracy. Everybody. Yeah. That'd be a great show. Happy Anniversary I. Love You have all the fun that I talk soon, Bud. Thank sporadic can't wait to you bud..
"brad williams" Discussed on Dumb People Town
"Just. He's my right hand man to ask brother's six-year adjustable arm. That's a that's an intelligent armed joke. Mine was mentally pan arm and hand. I went and dropped it off and I got it back justify. Merry Christmas. You're getting your own back. Home can even brought all. I want for Christmas firearm. Yeah you ready. You ready to be glad you're not related to this Guy Mark. Hunger and even brought his skeletal arm to Christmas dinner with his family. Thought it'd be a good centerpiece lookout. Plant some flowers. If you had to make the choice between the arm or my racist uncle I sit next to the arm. I don't Wanna sit next Dave Green. Gimme a hand over here. I look. I'd rather talk to the arm and uncle. Jeff who's GonNa make a whole big thing about in you. It's I don't want to face a listening. Some of them wanted to touch it. Some of them don't want to touch it. It's just mixed feelings when people see it. No Shit you mean the wide range of spectrum when someone arm on the arm added Dinner Table. Onen plans to show more friends and family his Linda for retirement. Do you have any more arm? Yeah there's a little more on the kitchen. Do you want a white meat or dark meat? Our GIMme Gimme anything from above the Elbow Green Bean casserole in the sandwich. Okay listen to this the Edmonton Edmund. Tony in sorry. Make a wish on the elbow. Plan the arms a little game for me. He plans to show more friends and family his limb before retiring. This are retired twenty years ago. What do you mean retiring it? Does he send it up to the rafters? Brett farve retired effort crazy. Well I'm just GONNA keep it probably behind the sink in the kitchen. I'm happy I did it. It's just not for the sink in the kitchen. Show you the picture of this guy who's going to be like. Oh look at this fellow wait. Is that the army's old yes? And he's holding the arm. He's holding his skeletal skeletal arm. Like he's on like Canadian. Pawn shop on star. Avian he also looks like he took what it's supposed to be. An electric fireplace dynasty mounted his electric fireplace as a television. That is true. That's on the night flier worst decision than the arm and you know the last time to working arms is when those throw pillows were.
"brad williams" Discussed on Talk Is Jericho
"Take on this jerk. Surreal thing so in in Canada when you play hockey there's different divisions Aulia Korea Division. When you hit about nine years old midget hockey gay and now? They're taking away midget hockey and calling liners LP. I played midget hockey. Yeah it's not a size thing it's just the name. Yeah how how do you feel about that. The banning it now I'm see I'm I don't. I don't even know if I'm the right guy to ask because that doesn't offend midget. Yeah Horn said it makes me money. Call me image literally said Yeah. Very good philosophy. I don't care For me it's all about words. People use when when they're intent. Is there what they mean by it because if some guy drives by in a pickup truck and yells you've little person he's using the SPEC- term. I'm still like that very derogatory way horrible. But so I'm not the one and I won't get onto serious Tangent right here but I feel like right now. People are almost getting jealous of other people's of when other people get offended ended like people get offended and people aren't offended or like. Oh my God I should be offended. Look how much attention. They're getting when they get offended. I should be offended by something. What's my thing okay? Okay and then they dig in they find this thing. Don't call me a janitor or call me. A master the custodial arts. I'm offended by the Janet Ling. I feel like midget has a a little bit of that in it where we were searching for our word and They're in there's joke I used to make my act. Where would say like I've heard this where people have said like when you call dwarf amid? It's the exact same as calling black percent the N.. Word into that. I would say midget please please like no. No no not the same not even close so but at the same time. I understand like because we have midget football out here. And and there's a similar movement going on to end that I get it but it doesn't bother me I I think there's bigger problems in the world. Go solve those by you know. Once we've solved all the problems we could get to the bantamweight the midget wait the mighty. My okay. We'll figure that out. We'll figure out that we can't call. NBA owners owners anymore. Like we'll get to that. I come on right really cared away own the team you know memo fine. You don't own the people young team this right. You are the Owner of this team the ST bomber. Pay Two billion dollars for the damn clippers. And now you're saying like you're not the owner but but at the same time I'm open if someone someone is offended by something like that and they explained to me why maybe I'm not seeing it from their Persson. Maybe I'm just like I'm being my get you know. Get off my lawn. Maybe I'm being that guy so if someone wants to explain to me. Wide is offensive to them and that happened recently with me where there was Something happened the news. I was very like that's not what and then a friend of mine who actually affected told me about it was like Oh wow now I did not not even understand. I didn't even think about it from that perspective. Right cool. You're right. Thank you for educating me now. Now I'm better so I'm open but yeah I'm not I'm I'm not. I'm not offended when you were younger. And they you know teenager or whatever you no pun intended as you look up to other resilient little people that kind of inspired you yeah yeah Warwick Davis he He played willow Rg to know. That's that was Kenny Baker. But I thought Davis do that in the were David Yeah. Work Davis was Con He was Leprechaun and also in return of the Jedi. He was wicked. That's the way it sorry. Sorry Yet trust me I know him and also to in that show. The life is short. Yeah and Very funny in that that very very physical yeah. I loved him the actor. This very gonNa know this next reference but Billy Barty Oh yeah who was also in the movie will but he was sort of the trend setter of all dwarf actors and then What was the the trendsetter he he in the sixties and seventies yeah and he had a legitimate acting career If you look at his. IMDB he started when he was like six years old and worked until who was like eighty. Because that's the word like I know that name. Yeah this time. But I can't really place or what he was in like. Jared the Mel Brooks Are Mel Brooks movie. Life stinks. Yeah he was in that yeah he was in that he was the guy He was also in willow as the wizard. That goes like. Show me the finger where I I live like. He he's that guy he was nineteen thirty three gold diggers of nineteen. Thirty nine years old. See wondering if he was maybe even was Avaz but he's a little bit too young for that look at the nineteen thirty is ridiculous. And it's just one after another so and then he was also the happy. Hooker goes to Washington. Evan Billy actually founded the organization. LPGA Little people of America. Oh he founded that so one of the reasons why a lot in that's a big organization. There's there's conventions And I've gone to many of them as a kid and a couple of conventions. What kind of stuff do you do? You do there Well they will tell you that that the convention is for socialization Like you get to learn you. See new products There's clothing swaps their sporting events. There's a lot a lot of that. I will tell you. The main reason why these conventions exist why banging its bank straight up banging. Oh that's where you go in and it it may it takes a lot of sense for like for a whole year If you're dwarf you're someone who's sort of the outcast you're the guy whether you're the guy or the girl that's something different about them or you're a fetish you're like a specialty thing then then you go to the convention. You're hot you're just. You're just dearest dearest sex symbol right there. You're you know what I mean. You can clean up man I did. It was fun. I'm laid waste the single days but it was. It was a grand tie. Got A name for you catch up right now. I always set a little bit of a crush on her. So little person. Okay Deborah labral Lee Carrington. This is she and Seinfeld she was in Seinfeld was in total recall. Yeah she just passed just the last year but she was really pretty and Yeah you go you go. You go if you're if you're a reacher if you're an advertised I right now. You're like I'm GONNA conventions you won't get in we we we have security and they're not dwarf security so it's exclusive because we're aware error that there are people that would that would want to go to that and you just for exploitive reasons and especially like with social media. Try and get bullshit to to try to take some photos and don't get me wrong. I get it because like I said we have like sporting events there and like I do them. There's all the sporting events there's track track and field and dwarves running and attract me it's hilarious. It's like I'm not even gonNA tell you know we're just like no it's funny. It's hilarious if you got eight race that go and fire off a gun. Man is at funny our legs go off to the side we're tripping and it's it's hilarious so I get that I get at that but I always loved going to the convention. When I first started wrestling there was a Farm of it was the The the the midgets the wrestling midgets nineteen ninety and it was farmer Pete and little little Lonnie or something like that. The worst games ever. I Love I listened. Remember her Had to do a promo to build up next week. Show Okay and Bob Brown was the book. And make sure you mentioned the midgets and next week here the it's going to be festive residency. Nwea we got you know. Rhonda's things coming in. And we get Johnny Smith. Go in and we got the midgets so many I watched it back. I'm like Oh can't say without any but those guys yeah drink. Yeah you guys can drink away because I remember you on the cruise to when you weren't former God you had your we're loaded and at everything you went to every single event. Yes I wanted to have all the fun to every van I I was watching you I was I was is watching the ACDC cover band watching Did the DP Yoga was doing. I like. There's all the bands like the Ozzy Osbourne tribute band. All all the wrestling shows 'cause I WANNA do I wanNA experience at all and and one thing I one thing I will say this shutouts all your fans and The the people that are on the cruise is I've told people about the crews and a lot of the other comics. I must suck like you walk around and everyone's like bothering you go. No Jericho. Crews fans fans were very respectful. Very cool you were walking around all the tune and everyone knows you. I was second only Jew going every single show and like everyone. No one knows who you are on that boat and and would you agree. Like they're they're. They're really who I found when I did. The Kiss cruise played it the first day. Yeah it's a picture fast S. church second day. It's Okay Thurday you just one of the gang and everybody was cool. Yeah we're the same vibe on the Jericho crews as well and the cool part is that like you had those was designated in meet and greets setup so it's like hey you wanna get the photo in the autograph great coming to meet and greet will do it then. Yeah and then you got the new time. That's we're that thing but until then let's sit back and watch corey Taylor do undo Spongebob squarepants by by the way those other boats were not ready. They were not ready for I. Oh my God they were so. We're watching Corey. Taylor were import short Yen Bahamas. That you're still doc yet and there's boats that are on either side of us because we're all docked and Corey start's concert as we're still docked and you you could tell that people on the other. Boats were walking out to their balconies and like being like. Oh what's what's going on with that one and some of them. Let's be honest. Very large urge Irvine larger boats. They they they have a view wrestling fans man. We started chance we started yelling. We point one's boat and be like if your boat your boat both sides ships or check. Yeah that was the chance we're great. I remember I've seen all these old people that are going from the Mediterranean or whatever their Bermuda shorts what is going all Larry are. The people are not took maliciously..
"brad williams" Discussed on Talk Is Jericho
"No need to turn to your table and be like that's so true one time. Remember when you were at at the store check no no no. Here's how comedy show works. Comedian onstage says you laugh at joke then you shut up and listen for next Joe and listen for that. There is no thing where you turn back conversation that that that gets annoying The I check drop is the most notorious thing in comedy that Comedians hate. We hate the check drop. That's that's when that's when the show is about ten fifteen minutes away from commending and The comedy club has to cash everybody out so they put the Czechs down for all your drinks and food and then 'cause then people are no longer paying attention. It must be distracted. Some clubs are great. There's a club called the stress factory in New Brunswick New Jersey and they don't do the check drop until the end of the show they wait. Yeah couple of clubs do that but Yeah when that happens because then you have conversations before turning like what two drinks twenty five blocks one God the manager like that old thing so I literally have a pardon my act. That's more story driven and long form and not what Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-ba and not rapid fire for the check. Drop so you can tune out for a second interesting back in. I've literally put it in there and things like dead like people don't realize the comedians are doing. I'm sure there's a million things in wrestling. We're go like Oh shit in the crowd and no one's watching the Matt. Oh yeah born rules just put a million in hold. Oh yeah not watching US anyways. The you'll always see it like Nassau Coliseum or something's fights in the trawler all all the time on TV. You're supposed to look in this way. Everyone's looking over there. Yeah I was wondering about that 'cause I just watched a w bite for the fallen and there there was I forget what match. There's something where the crowd was booing and cheering but not for like the the time when someone made sense yeah. It didn't make sense at all and I think even even the announcer Said something like they're not reacting to this going on the crowd and I'm sitting there going what's happening in the crowd shoot it. Yeah Yeah yes and then so. Obviously the wrestlers then become aware of that they go all right headlines Ako wrestler. Ah headlock exactly yeah exactly unlock. Yeah do you guys when you hear the crowd do something like that. Like you're conscious of it your. Yeah Oh yeah totally whereas it was supposed to be on like when you're on stage and you know everything that's going on. Yeah it's PR- obviously we were in the round still. I can tell what's going on. I can tell people are into the sides of paying attention if they're looking over here looking over there waiting for something else to go on. Yeah so you have to just learn how to read. Your crowd is what you get with experience and that goes for comedy. It's crowd analysis. If people knew what I was thinking about during my set it would boggle their minds. Because I'm thinking I'm not just thinking about what I'm saying I'm thinking thinking about okay. Like all right win wins. Check drop. Is that person. Videotaping me That person seems like they've had their arms folded the whole time. Let me let me try something else to get them in my cursing too much do they did. They say something I'm in about five minutes. I'm going to tell a joke to call it. A black guy wears a black guy. You're orchestrating the whole thing. Yes which I'm sure whether Iraq show wrestling show. You're probably doing something similar. Let me ask you mentioned arms trust. Yeah when you're especially as an opening putting band you get a lot of arms crossed so for us different ways of saying to their face urge eye contact always makes people very nervous to my they will open up a piano. What what are your tricks? Does a comedian and trying to do that. I contact same thing like a because there's this illusion that a lot of audience members have that the performer former cannot see them i. It's this weird thing what's like well. I'm in an audience. It's like a movie theater and we can see you. We know we can see your reaction. We see when you cross your arms. We see you when you're turning in even if you're if we can't hear that you're talking to a friend we see that you're doing it so yeah there are and So one thing that I've done one trick and I passed the song to a couple of the COMEDIANS. Sometimes you'll have people talking like like I said like. Oh that's so true. Remember the time when like they'll have a conversation sation during your set and they're not realizing that they're being too loud or they're they're drunk or whatever what I'll do is I'll get quieter and I'll start talking very slowly slowly and very quiet and not yelling because if I yell over them. The audience then raises their voice to be heard themselves but if we start getting quiet and they're like and then they become self aware and they're like Oh shit like I can hear me very clearly like no one wants to be that guy at the club where like right before before the music like the music drops out and that's when you're the one screaming so I got for it every fears that everyone. I want to be that person so the whole Jericho character in two thousand eight nine with a suit and tie guy that you use that element completely. I was watching no country for old men with Anton Sugar Yeah Bronco have your burdensome and spoke very quietly rightly so when I started doing that I found that it made. This was in the height of the what right talking quieter. I'm forcing people full to have to shut up and listen to me. And then when they shut up and listen that's when they get into it and then you hook them. Yeah right think about like Think similar things. This happened when you're watching a when you're watching. TV show when when they're having conversation. Win Game of thrones was did a couple of episodes. They're like really dark and we've seen I paid more more attention because I was looking for all the little details and then that's when I because I'm doesn't I'd I'd watch the show with all the lights on in the house and stuff going on phones out like now when it's dark episode and I can't see all lights are off. I'm watching night phones. Done moans now paying attention so there are little tricks like that that you can do that will make An audience pay an is pay attention whether it be comedy or wrestling or Israel or whatever. I I have to compliment you you because I've been watching A. W. O.. I'M A fan. Yes you got me hooked. It seems like that. Eighty W is for the marks and. WWE's like it you know it's like the difference between Your Kiss FM pop music where they're trying to like appeal to everyone they they want. They want People driving their minivan to school not to be offended. Then you then you flip channels too like the death metal station can really like we have our fans it is well. It's like you said it's an alternative to what's now become the norm. Yeah and it's nothing wrong with having people Give people a chance to have options. Absolutely has this great will like you. That are super interesting. Those creating a huge buzz to where were selling pulling out these buildings in five ten fifteen minutes. That was stay like that for the next year. I don't know but at least you're giving people a something different than you said something and I and the see this this love 'cause when whenever we talk you asked me about comedy and I and I and I got to wrestling Using something in a press conference conference where your Promo at five for the fall and was the first time you've walked out there with like no script no I I'm in twenty years because I worked for. WBZ Be so anytime you do not know how shows live events non televised shirts different thing. Yeah just grab the MIC and start talking but but on TV it's always so very orchestrated aided in wwe. So this was the first time I didn't have to do that. And even to the point where I'm not even gonNA come up with an outline. I'm just gonNA I have two things that I want to say and the rest of I'm just going through. Just make it up as they go along and see if I can do it. Live without a net. Yeah I mean. Have you ever done any improvisation. It's not easy as you know but before you answer that Brad. North that time of year where everyone's everyone's thinking about New Year's resolutions maybe you want to be healthier. Eat better start working out so you vow to run bike hike lift more weights. I bet you're not thinking about the most basic activity of all breathing. That's right breathing. Performance breathing is the most overlooked activity. 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"brad williams" Discussed on Talk Is Jericho
"Was looking at instagram yesterday and great picture of Bryan big show. LAX The best part has to the same species. Yes because that was the thing I saw big show at baggage claim. Because how could you not and when you see him as a four foot four men a full adult. Hi I'm just looking. I'm like worth like we're the same. We're we got all all the same parts. Where where human beings? That's that's rain right. That's rains right. They're kind of like like if a pug looks at a great Dane and just realizes realizes we're both dogs that's madness now. The another crazy part about me and the big show is as soon as I posted that photo all Jericho Hollick's that now follow me on instagram. From my last appearance and my and my appearance on the Chris Jericho rockin wrestling raiders. See they immediately all said the same thing was he scared of you. Have you said on this. PODCAST that The he has he's he's very no big show before no. This was just so you can tell them the story but yeah super friendly best disposition guy. He can get grumpy at times but he will tell you with a smile. Like I'm pretty scared. Tired of little people and they used to review Vincent send like if they brought little people in with Cindy after show. And there's actually a famous Infamous bit that. We did on a Christmas show where me means. Show got attacked by a gang of dwarfs dressed as Christmas l. and then proceeded to just kick the shit out of all of them. The show was just throwing these dudes around and one guy got dropped off the top rope like Christmas Turkeys. Caesar I'm scared of these guys so I think he's GonNa turn around now. What is like the elephant in the mouse right? Yeah Yeah Yeah I mean he didn't. I got no inclination to that whatsoever when uh when I met him he he didn't mention he told me that he follows me on twitter and then it was very funny. So that he mo- he'll Gotcha. Yeah he knew he he he knows who I am. He actually said that he didn't like he recognized me first but he didn't want to say anything because he's like because if you weren't Brad Williams have been really bad all you guys like same really really like sad and like Oh my God I did the same thing you know and But I I told him that He and I actually have something in common besides you so you know just like what are you have in common with the big show with his size near size and the and the thing is is like we can't hide big show can't put on a Hat and a scarf and be like no. I'm not the big show. Yeah you know what I mean and museum thing. I've put on like I fly. I don't look like take my show self at all I fly with a beanie shorts. Whatever like the most comfortable person ever and no one ever no known ever walks up and goes like like you're not like the the only thing they may say is that they think I'm Horn swaddled or they think we from Jackass but they all they always know on somebody because they rack their brains? Imagine wrestlers are like that. A lot of you guys are huge. You have a look to you. I went to the stones last slate and one person was convinced I was Shawn Michaels Triple H. I was convinced I was dog the bounty hunter. Wow that one must have heard because that guy's a few years ago here's bits all concurrent with the fact that I have long hair now because before it was Patrick swayze. Yeah Bon. Jovi and Gordon Ramsay also hurt. Yeah that one hurts you Gordon Ramsay or dog the bounty hunter. I'm not sure. Yeah and and that's the thing is people say when people say that I'm beard inkling. It's like all right shoulder. But he's like twenty years older than me but We a we man's about ten years older than me about twenty pounds heavier than me. That's right shots. Fired headline take that out And and then Horns log will. I never met him. We text and he's a friend but I've never met him but now he's got like that. Aj styles hair hair now like he's got like the glamorous locks I'm jealous he's always had some weird hair though he was show with goofy hair. Here fires shots fired. That's right you know what. Let let let's just say it right now. Chris Jericho's rock and wrestling Rogers C.. Part do there's GonNa be a triple threat cage match it's GonNa be me. We men and and horns wall swaddled Thursday like he's a kindred spirit ships if you do meet other little people or like Lacrosse Ergo was Yeah yeah there. There's a nod. They're they're like okay. Okay we get it and it's very it's very easy to spot another dwarf because we're the only ones that making eye contact with each other like that was the joke with with the big show where I said I I met his bottom half. I was trying to make eye contact with them but my neck is just not that strong. It's just hard to do. Yeah and I imagine engine. It's tough for him To where he just has to be looking down at people the whole time has not understand but show show is so like he got like like. I said he can't hide and he took photos with everyone who walked up to him and wanted to take photo. He was the nicest guy when you say. The words Gentle giant that net. Nah that is definitely him. I'm just always shocked that people walk up to guys like you or show or Honnor. Whoever that look look like you're intimidating guys like I? If you got mad there would be. There would be an incident. You know what I mean and and probably wouldn't work out in favor. Uh of the person asking the autograph like like I get it when people walk up to made there. It's like what the Hell is GonNa do. You know he's going to bite my knee anything but like you guys I. I'd be scared to make you mad. I'm I'm always amazed at the balls when I used to go. Hang out at the gym to look at. WBF WRESTLERS YEAH A- and back in those is a eight or whatever they were massive massive ass and the only guys that ever talked to the little guys. Like Coco beware and Shawn Michaels Michaels. I try to talk to dynamite kid so he told me cough. Yeah But yeah those are the guys I felt like. You look the my eyes and with that when when when you were doing that time. At least that's before social media and everyone had a camera now you kind of always have to be on a decent behavior. Everyone's got a camera. Everyone's got something and they can edit the video so like we we. We won't hear the part where they yell. Something about your wife Right. They'll just see you turn earn in smack him in the face like that's all they got like So now like now I can understand. 'cause you're okay you have the camera and I could kind of blackmail you but yeah yeah back when you were looking at dynamite. Kid there was I if he conned candidates smack. Yeah there's there's there's nothing there's no proof house a few. I was noticing using this little bit at your show that was that your show Columbus. which by the way thank you? Well just say by the way. Thank you for telling me because most of the time it'll be like dude I was in Columbus to you. Why don't you tell me but you actually had the foresight to say? Are you gonNa be there and it worked out today is able to come to your gig. Yeah it was I I was hanging out with my buddy Zach Myers whose cars from the ban. shinedown shout shine down and he told me he was playing a festival there and I said Oh who who you excited to see any any ran down the line of the instead. Yeah and the Guy Fauzi it sick. I was like wait Fauzi. Oh Christians out so mealy texted you and and You had you had your set. You had some stuff that you had to shoot afterward and then. I don't know how far that drive was the fact that you made the drive and saw me and and saw the show and ride on time. That's that meant the world to me. Thank you thank you for vitamin gone. Show but I was GonNa ask you notice. People are filming a lot during your your show. How does that because you know what happened? I was at the stones was the unless they end people myself included just for snippets. You're watching this great show through the camera. which makes everybody smaller? Yeah does that bother you. Does it affect your Gig. Yeah especially with comedy. Because you you get like if you if you record the stones doing Jumping Ping Jack Flash. They're GONNA do jumping Jack Flash every city. There's not going to be that one city where Where Mick Jagger goes on WANNA try to say the end would be like that the you know? No one's GONNA catch it. Catch one of those moments. The songs the songs when you're doing comedy bits. That's a different thing. 'cause you're you're trying rioting stuff in. I don't always know what's going to be funny I was doing a bit Last week I I won't say what the bit was but it failed miserably miserably and I knew like well that I can't do that and the bit was slightly offensive and When I kinda analyze it I go well? That didn't work but thank God. People weren't videotaping that bit. It wasn't ready right. It wasn't wasn't funny it wasn't and if you just isolate that audio of what I was talking about. Wow Oh wow I would not come out in a good light so I've stopped shows before 'cause when I see someone hold up their phone at a show in my head I go all right. You have a a seven second clock and if I don't see the phone go down. That means they're videotaping So I go okay then I I'll stop show and I'll say hey. Do you know but but the phone down. I'm taking like I do meet and greets afterward you saw that. I take photos with everyone who wants to take a photo. Id meet everyone who wants to meet me. So we'll do then now now it's the show. Sit Down enjoy yourself. How coming across like an asshole though right because you do it once? And that's it that's it you do Kinda roast the guy a bit the message. Yeah Yeah Yeah One Line. I said one time this was right after. This was right after the Louis C. K. story broke and I saw this ride for someone. Recorded him doing a sad and he didn't know he was being recorded and he said something about the Parkland shooting and someone when got released. The audio did not did not go. Well Yeah Yeah A he's done enough but at the same time so oh that just happened and I and I and I saw someone trying new bit and I saw someone with the phone holding it up and I told them you know put it away and they just didn't. They're they're like no. I'm just GONNA keep recording I. I bought a ticket and I say I'm not GonNa let you Louis C. K. me if you Louis C. K. me I'll Louis C. K. you implying the masturbating right in front of you so I said that to them. They're like that's a fair and then they put away the phone it mostly the fans there. WH- what we as performers after member sometimes is that allow. The fans aren't ingrained in this this world like they don't know the rules they don't know everything we do it every day you Breslin music me with comedy So we know the rules. We know how a show is supposed to be run on a lot of people don't know they know. As the same way. I went to a football game last year and I. I didn't know that they have new bag rules rules so my wife couldn't have her bag she needed. Like clear like Romania. The car drop like all thing but like we don't know the rules so we we don't know those rules. A lot of people don't know the comedy rule times. It's just you informed. People they go. Oh okay so let's talk about some of those other rules comedy but I want to say thanks to boost mobile for making talk is Jericho possible..
"brad williams" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"For good sports and now now don't spoil the ending of four versus Ferrari Forum Adam Corolla on got to get it on traffic getting on welcome the show. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for sharing. Good Day geographic. The Ball Brian Brad Williams in studio though I don't have any bio plugs or any. I'll need to know about round. Yeah come here Improv this weekend. Orange County Irvine Improv itself. I'm coming at comedy. Works Denver New Year's Eve at the Tempe Improv and end. The idea we got from you guys were doing the the the Atom Rain Brad Williams. Halloween Spook Tackler at sea. October over thirty through November second next year twenty. Twenty did your Halloween this year. Course it did. It won't suck next year because we go. You'll crews from Long Beach to Mexico with me Adam Ray The goddamn comedy jam. It's going to be amazing travel by Parker Dot Com. Get those tickets bom profanity we will. We'll play good. Hurt me and me in a cow. DUGGAN's battalion even sound a lot. Like Matt find a lear. Please do ooh that's right. What do you need avenue man? Wow well it's that thing where like I didn't. I didn't know how to do the impression until I heard kyle do it and now I go like Oh. That's how you do it and it's weird impressions work where you have to figure out A little trigger words and things that work but yeah all right. Let's let's do the tale of three booms. Let's hear by the way I I think. I rented that on porn hub. John Lee Hooker Song Wailing. Boom we have a we have We have a call all damn again. Where do we have cows boom? Let's say that's right okay. Well then maybe we'll say that's right boss. Okay that's right boss. Let's see I was GonNa Start Getting residuals from all of these. No Adam already pays you too much too much out there you know boom from. I'm kyle quote all right. Let's do the quote. I'm GonNa close my eyes and we'll go in no particular order all right. Let's see hey. Hey how about you met and AAC them on. How about a new Matt Do it sound like mad at all. I got to work on that. What's wrong with what you just did there you just did with? OJ Did when he tried that glove. The wrong yeah. I'm surprised you try a British accident or something. I don't know way now just kind of thinking about that. This strategy of I'm GonNa take a guy who doesn't want who wants to struggle with this glove like no Jay. who were these attorneys first off? He's wearing a rubber glove already already. It's going to be difficult right. Secondly the glove has been sitting in the in the evidence room for two years I have heard with blood and shrunken down and then. OJ Does the move. You know the move for the infomercial where they go. It's a pot and Spaghetti colander in one tired of this happening and the woman like throwing the pot on her head like always in black and white white bright club that move. Yeah well as we learned from the seven and a half hour documentary that won best Oscar about the the people vs Simpson Number One. He didn't take US arthritis medicine that day. And what happens hands to this is this is according to legend. But it's been verified. Is I think it was f Lee Bailey baited you did and goaded. What's his face? Dardar doing it. He was like you got the ball size about field mouse. So you'll never do it and it's like like so so so Jason Works is murder. Trials is going to be like. Oh you know that no. They fit perfectly irons out wonderfully. I could have easily worn these on the on the night in question. No do that speaking of the night in question. That's not too far from where I live. Brentwood is little bit north and not at all. No I'm in the southern part. If you drive past it it is exposed to the world. It's not like inside. You know what I mean like. I was shocked. At how like Oh he was five feet away from my people walking their dog. Yeah that's crazy easy. Only Ring Doorbell exists. Then we have one youtube you can go back and solve like every seinfeld episode so can be done with a cell phone now late yet we can solve every crime now that the ring doorbell do you Does everyone kind of remember where they work. Is You know where the remm a generation ago was. Oh when Kennedy was shot I remember where it was. I do remember during the the the Bronco Chase. Yeah and and just hearing the first reports and stuff I was doing. I was working at bodies in motion on the west side. I was rebuilding the gym for the Guy Right who owned it for ten bucks an hour so he would let me teach boxing. So that's like I was in Mizo trooper. I was living in lock Chris. Santa and I was driving being over to like Olympic and motor or something. Just go to the GYM Olympic a Monday. Yeah it's just a single story little boot TIKI. Whatever I store front up kind of Jim? That's ocean. That's where I was going with my Zuzu and it was also it was. It was weird because if you work at a gym work work on a gym the gym ours like six. Am to ten pm or something so you have to start your work at ten thirty at ninety right and then you have to work through the night and cut out at four or five in the morning and I remember being in there listening to love line every night because I start work at ten the loan in this gym mounting heavy bag hanger God if one day I could get onto that radio yeah dreaming. Bub Anyway PLOP brats literally literally interesting news for US literally. I just got off the phone phone with Jerry Rice. I was doing a take a knee. podcast I totally understand going from like Jerry Rice Brad Williams. It's replaced the lines are blurred. Where does one stop the other begin? You can't tell us apart same career.
"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Yeah but I also would people have gone nuts if you had proven it got a little did I know it would have ruined the way yeah yeah yeah yeah you can do it so it's so great so funny that's funny is I like that you're silly so it's because my parents are in town extra faith perfect we on the day we like each other we don't go do this accident night Bonin we we don't do it he said let's postpone yeah didn't didn't do it the next night then then you went out the next night yeah second second date now so and we just like each other and we started dating in two years after that I propose that woman you are fun I met my wife on a threesome APP and have you had a few when you on the APP on the APP but just because that's just a straight romance you got that e harm Maxwell where that's where we go to commit pete get your mind out of the gutter no we know we have our three eyes wide shut parties wearing the red robe so but yes we've done that because when you meet on the threes of Mab it's like your dad that's on the table and but are you finding them in the wild yes and I will say that free range free free free range three ways yeah organic free range farm-to-table yeah that's where you want parsnips you wanna Parson at three way and I will say this for anyone that sounds like oh that sounds like something amazing that I want to try to do I I would say as long as there's complete an open communication with your partner it's not one person saying like I want to do this so why can have sex other people right it's not as in Demy de me Demi Moore's new book Oh that Ashton Kutcher cheated on her her and he used the fact that I think the person he cheated with with somebody they had a three way where he's sort of used the hyper male logic I've already been having sex with her so what's the difference different is a huge there's a huge huge difference of cheese not there or she does not know about it because as as my wife tells me a and this is the most sort of sound logic I can say is that when you're when when you're in a relationship and you decide to do something like that we are using the third person as a sex toy right now I've heard that before they are not in we are not and they know that going yes this is like what sex sex people but they have like a very nuanced vocabulary where that might sound degrading to your eye you need to be like this is a fun and thing yes they know that that's why we are not during the third person's emotional wellbeing like other than obviously consensual right but not like we're not like oh are they getting what they need from this interaction no for us it's like no are you like is wife getting what she needs am I getting what I need and that person's okay with beforehand yes you're like you are here to facilitate rightous and we like we don't want to really speak with you afterward this is not going to be like a friendship where occasionally happens like no this is done this is a one time thing riches and then you're gone you have a no repeats review clause we've violated it is that something that you do in the lifestyle well I mean good code word okay okay he says he's saying the lifestyle yeah so yeah that's something that but this was a person who was very clear with that role was very okay with it I could see that being a turn onto certain people like I didn't use understand like or something I'd be like it'd be weird that you WanNa be degraded or wearing some sort of harness or whatever and I'm like no some people have their sexuality mixed with some strange psychological feelings or whatever and that is there is there missionaries that's that's normal and sexy for them as long as doesn't hurt anyone don't care in business do your thing so but also we've met we've met people that have a similar way of thinking than us but it seems like they're married just so they can have three ways right I'm married to my wife because I love my wife she's the most important thing to me anything else that happens is a wonderful bonus if it doesn't happen that is perfectly fine amazing partner you don't just want an enabler will there was a time when one time when a particular woman was lily on her in the car driving to our place so that action can take place and my wife's kind of looked at me and goes is it bad if I'm not feeling it right now and I go that's fine called her said sorry not today right and maybe another time put the relationship I exactly and so when you do stuff like that you have to be sort of hyper aware of that in extra I hope you are some real fucking courage to be that open door honest with somebody yeah it does and I I'm glad that we've had those conversations and and I'm glad that I feel okay to have those conversations with my wife where I'm not like Oh God if I even bring this up she's GonNa she's yell at me it's eight did this on easy did you watch easy it's one of the best shows on that flex its every episode like Vignette there's like three okay not that one we love that one I love that episode because she loves sexual tension her favorite okay to watch it was it was another one there's a whole run their whole plot is that they opened up their marriage and one of the things I thought was so interesting was that one person grows out of it that's something you have to be you very open to and 'cause I if my wife tells me more like oh by the way we're not doing that anymore and I go great and I understand that women's Gli get stapled with those types of feelings I'm that kind of guy like sometimes sexist like this makes the most sense in the world we should live like pie ah put a dagger in scarf right around and drink rum mature and sometimes I'm like I said it to somebody I was like I love sex but it's not my number one and it's not worth the emotional checkbook balancing like for me some people it is I understand but you gotta put that work in and I don't know sometimes I'm a little too norm core yeah I it's a chase at because I'm a sensitive guy yeah I totally understand that and it's something in this conversation I was talking with a comic about really weird fetishes that are out there in the porn categories and and if you're into that kind of stuff then okay as long as like I said as long as it's not hurting other people I don't care but I said the guy I'm like I'm really glad that I I'm a guy that can have missionary position it'd be like this is great like I'm really glad that I'm glad you're right in my I have a bit about this I'm happy about that I have a bit about watching porn and then discovering something weird I think I say fucked up in the special little judgmental but something atypical that you didn't know you loved that complicates your life yes I want you to bowl come cats at me as role play where you're my daughter is that so normal it's become so normal I was thinking I'm not trying to be funny but I was thinking about things like asked south we all know what that is in the seventies you went into the back room in the back room of the backroom right for the video right now they're just show up on the main page yeah what is that that's my things like that will happen and I really become very concerned for the actors and actresses involved because we're so showbiz yeah that's the thing where I'm like what did you porn I think I'm embarrassed I was young and I watched it hoping I would see some bubis or something instead I was haunted and they were showing like there was like slapping and all the should George Clooney is pretending to be a fucking trap he's artists manager and he makes forty million and this is you know this is happening for free in the girl made a thousand dollars and the guy made three hundred bucks or something like that should and then the joke would be say some graphic sexual and this is why I don't do the bed I got bored.
"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"The cruise right Tom Cruise Hanks I said Hanks Cruz Cruz. Okay does that make sense posh wasp giving talking about Hank's a lot Tom Hanks's listening bump shit that's so awesome you imagine that dreams Dome he feel how did he know have my number I am but it's you know a couple of times now you have my number oh hey mom I go oh okay I I didn't know what was happening that's fine you'll he hasn't done that with anybody else and then ice and then he he asked for in by Selfie means these comes out and takes a photo with the crowd in the background golfing and the assistant runs out running out icy his case where the puppets are and where the puppet sit and and I go we're not doing this this jeff we're having some fun and I jump on top of the case and then I say get get behind me put your hand on my back let's go oh I thought that was going to be his idea and it was going to be terrible serono it's my idea it's a great story so he he goes Okay like he's very like I didn't WanNa do but like he he puts his hand on my back and he starts like we both have microphones and I start moving like a puppet and he does a couple of jokes I'm like and then we're improving back and forth and the the the audience just laughing and going like this is the craziest thing you've ever seen and then he stops puts his head down and goes oh my God this is the worst thing I've ever done and then I said in the microphone Jeff I saw your second special and he laughs Soho artsy audience right so hard comedy and then we just had this moment we and then we took the photo it's on my instagram somewhere at Brad Williams comic of that of of US onstage at the Montreal Comedy Festival with Him Woodfire manipulating me like I want to move I it's Jason I say names today who do I mean today Casse Jason Jason Voorhees who's interested Development Jason Bateman Yeah I don't think that's what means Yasha Ruben I told him I was doing that on stage but I was like I got that impression from watching you and bless his heart he was you can have a Jason Bateman off it's so speaking of the Montreal oh come festival speaking of puppets I have a question for you did you think I was the puppet there we were doing a roast poppet name Randy Randy Randy and they were like randy felt face randy felt face and randy felt face which is the Clinton little yeah he goes his identity secret and yes you WanNa see who I am yes and you walked out yes it was so great because he's behind this cardboard like shield yeah and it separated from the back so you know no one's walking out or no one's so you see Randy Randy felt face just go down below the cardboard yup and then I popped up above the cardboard and the place went nuts yeah 'cause they're like way and you and let's at each other I was I was like fully reacting to imagine check my face was shocked and then afterwards I realize a can we say this you're not randy velvets I mean yeah we so as much as people but that's why you're asking is how could you fall guy you anyway I'm randy felt like who's pretending to be Randy Michael J. also felt for it so don't feel bad and like so what that means is I was behind cardboard the entire show and no one like and I was just down there and it's also I'd like to think that was one of my considerations like no way was down there for an hour or twenty minutes yeah I for one gag which I was I was you are and I was there because I would be great and it was actually a randy's idea so it was rates I love it it was it was in to watch that whole thing how it is executed is unreal how he does it how he puppets back behind the curtain literally yeah and then then I popped up and I just saw you pay freaking out and little rock all came back stage and saw me after that he goes bread can you just because like Pete and Chafe think you're the puppet Kay how do you tell them you're out w what are you talking about hilarious I worked at Disneyland I got I got to keep the magic going to believe yes he was like Whoa I mean you're not the public radio well no I'm not the puppet almost yelled do voice does randy is also Australia yeah so I wasn't doing it to screw you it was more likely due the voice yeah I was like so there was a part of me that was a little reserve yeah well yeah the the same way of Seth Macfarlane walked out here you'd be like Peter Griffin ah get out it's a it's a really really high Australian exit but yeah now that was a lot of fun and I'm so glad that you were actually I did I'm glad you fooled do as a metaphor listen so you met your wife Yes on a three away app called render at at the time it was called surrender and now it's called field because tender sued them for Copyright Infringement I WANNA be a lawyer for tender that's right we have the data they got a season you cannot fight if you swipe right contractor. Yes so I'll tell you the full story the full story is that I was burnt the road I need you to start with how you started having three ways on an APP get their okay just just know that you're talking to a guy that's interesting I know can't start it was interesting to me and I was burnt out from standup I did three years in a row of forty eight weeks on the road and that's that that can burn you out so I was hearing that you're right like you just hear the schedule of people that one last comic standing well I guess I don't want to win it's pretty madness and someone offered me a job is a morning radio show host in San Francisco California and I said sure that sounds great yeah I don't have traveled onto the planes I didn't realize the nightmare of waking up before thirty am every day but So I took I took the job and I started doing this show with some amazing people Kevin Kline and Allie Johnson who are still on the radio but now down here in Los Angeles so we were we're doing this show Klein not the actor he's a radio DJ what's up everybody time in the movies and I wanNa tell you about traffic not the guy who my girl artists artists Gordon Wild Wild West not that guy wow I would have gone he's choice you went to his demon you went right to the back of his mind if you do passed on Nia to do that L. Y. You know why no song and the Matrix One zero zero more coming to town you can't do it where would so one of the Games we decided to play on the radio show because I didn't know anyone in San Francisco I I I moved there I had no friends is we decided played game called tinder or grinder where would flip a coin basement of land on would go on either attended or grinder date foot the coin side note the very first time we played it it landed on Grindr I did go on one grinder date bisexual I'm not just all demand I made a profile I matched the very lovely large red headed bearded man whose profile name and he told me to only call him ginger ginger beer ginger beer you may call me ginger ginger beer I went all right ginger beer meat gummy bear let's do this ship so and we have a very gummy bear your read that's a high compliment we had a very lovely date I explained the whole thing I said like hey this radio thing I'm straight and he goes care let's go have fun so we went and we are you tell them right up top yeah I I told him and we went to a sports bar we drank we watched sports he told me I was handsome it was literally one of the best days I've ever been it was it was pretty damn great shall do ginger beer so the next day I'm going to go on the radio and I'm GonNa talk about me date with Ginger someone calls in and goes you guys do in tender grinder have you heard about th- render and I go fuck is th- render and he goes oh that's tinder for threesomes well and I'm like I have imagine succeeding if you're signing up for three-under yeah you're down for two so I go on the APP and I go yeah sure we'll try this I go on the APP I match with a two a very lovely women 'cause you can go on is a single match with two other singles you want a single match with a couple you can go on as a couple and try to get a single so there's always different options and signing up now I have an idea well we need to do you remember what ED my birthday's coming up I just met a guy named ginger you're going to have a lot of fun so I matched with two women and we all agree to go on a date together and we meet this coffee shop down in North Beach and but one of the women does not show up just doesn't show it this is your first time using render yes I somebody bailed somebody bailed now it's just ten roads when I was just me and and this other woman and we're just going to meet and we're going to make sure that we are who we are from the photos yeah we're not being catfish or anything and then we're GONNA go the thing that we're we're we're GONNA go fuck okay like that that's we're going to go do incentives yes it is and and on so we go she's not showing up okay well do you want to just have this Dayton she's like yeah that's fine and as we're talking getting to know each other we're like Oh crap I like you I don't this is not I don't want to be preview Oh shit like you yet auto threesome research future day Mathews has had so many through as one time he was having a three way and he forgot the other person under the burden.
"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"J. C. Penney I have not I have not gotten that that good we're at dinner with them yeah that's fun it was nice he gave me advice on how to be a father and balanced career because he kind of you walked away from a lot of stuff and so he could focus more on being a father he rick Moranis Beta Yeah Rick Rick Moranis is a fascinating character to maybe I think there was a tragedy and then he was like I'm out and I'm just going to raise my kids yeah find that very moving kind of did that in a Beta way yeah we're smaller yeah he just kind of kept doing standup you didn't do as many movies or anything like I was asked I was asking him advice on how to do that and my wife was also with us and he was talking like hey this is the performers brain this is how this is what you have to what you have to realize are are are you going through any of that right now because how old your kid we don't know you don one birth one year birthday was on the twenty third and her party tomorrow let me that look at that another thing I didn't ask you to do I wasn't on crashing this is my first time to a one year old hardy after the podcast then you're maybe in the in the mix like you want to be at a one year old's birthday party I've been at one before what do you mean you got nieces and nephews and then Yeah I was just talking to go is like very dark seinfeld joke he goes at your first birthday and and your hundredth birthday someone has to go these are your they are yeah and everyone just invited kids from the neighborhood I think he's just in the one year birthday parties are are an excuse for the parents too they drink a lot of things are the other parents and see and see adults because I my friends who have kids have told me that there's times and they just go I need to get out of the house need to going to see an adult I need to see someone who may not yeah throw up on me or shit themselves yeah for two hours next words and bet two oh is something about like hanging out with me when I'm drunk is like babe like why is he crying it hasn't left us room it's really funny yeah and so I'm trying to Dana so I could talk to him about that in terms what did he say about the performance rain though we'll just that like how your brain has to change in that when you have a child now your career and you are not the most important thing that's what's so healthy about it yes wonderful because right now or like before you have a kid it's it's always the career it's always the career like even in e relationship if we even though you're married even though you're yeah whatever like it's it's still it's still the career but then you have the kid in like I'm just finding out that my wife was pregnant and I described people that go in everything gets melted away everything away oh I told her DAX shepard love this way put up in check DAX Shepard said having a kid was the cure to all of his ex central crises yes because you don't you don't care you don't care and here's what else they don't tell you that I love I am not going to give you a whole Spiel I've been hanging yeah with my dad who is doing some heavy dad's planning he went on a tear about the Vietnam war started with him saying you can't talk about it you weren't there by the way my dad did not fight in Vietnam so he wasn't there in the middle of it he was I graduated we're now okay different time I almost went and I almost add to that makes you almost qualified to talk about but instead I just listened like seven minutes and I was like they they don't know what man explaining her dad's plane oh that's so funny he's got a great conversation catching up Pila I told them about Korea is I'm about McGovern or whatever the fuck was wasn't in there I didn't meet any of those people base that's what happened I don't want too much but my father just makes declarations ages God says Shit and my mother is in her own way just looking for love it's Kinda sweet she's not really in the way that you and I are having a conversation which I value kind of more than anything in a group setting my mother is just kind of testing to see if you're listening to her so she'll be quietly my dad's like swear trump has three and my mom well he's going his maybe we can get kimmy mainly and we're like what is just to love me you will you lean in and listen you're earns or essentially doing two different tactics for how to deal with hecklers that's hilarious where your dad tried to over shout them funny and then of it because what I do with hecklers is quiet grew small yeah don't dance no sword fight no because then the then the heckler gets louder that's right so then I get I get soft Dirk Brad you're such a good stand up to I want to point that out to specialists FAC in great thank you and but it's it's more than the material like year a great performer and you're really seasoned and I just WanNa give you some respect for that thank you I yeah I it's it's thank you and it's interesting that the performance aspect goes into like all parts of life when we say put a pin opinion how how I told my wife that we were pregnant I've made that into a performance yeah is she she did the thing on the stick and she's like I I don't WanNa look on the stick and I said I I will look on the stick yeah we'll tell you so I will stick I thought that something may I thought that we would probably have good news so we're trying yes you were remaining what I yet remaining wow wow that's so vague and yet I know exact- yes at me and you know what's funny audience is no too I go I didn't do anything I just remained and they didn't move guy has a pregnant wife for a comedian we all have a version of that joke yeah yeah yeah it's fine you get your turn with it all right let's put that anywhere wages drops a plate or a waiter or waitress clumsy okay Jesus back so you look at this yeah I and then I thought something may may so cute something up and I saw this Dick and I looked at I looked at my wife and I said Alexa play and then you just heard where large just her the news live is GonNa change up to speed up by cream I created album and she just looked talk about all these bands that we're supposed to hate that is why do we have to put that through our critical mind listen to it and enjoy it it's the same thing about Doritos I know they're horrible for me scientists at freed I know what I want let them give it to me once every once in a while I'll eat the whole bag it problem brown them so you put on fucking arms wide open eh because I know that's a song he wrote about having a kid so about Jeez I was talking about Jesus they're all kind of cheese the Preussen I loved creed anyone who's like everyone loved creed in the moment and then like three years later they're like oh I never liked create it's like Dave Matthews at some point I'm not sure I think he's having a Mathewson's I am I was in Denver Colorado and I'm about to namedrop the affirmation Joe Rogan was also in Denver Colorado so me and I went to his hotel and I had a lovely breakfast with him and interesting Tino and it was great and we went there Dave Matthews also in the same Hotel doing a show you knew because you've heard bent on route bad I really do two porches Honda on so I can remember doc quite the same rubber lose Myrick we're and he just loves see that's we're just enjoying doing that thing ants marching windows up volume up yeah that's it so yup and we never saw him but there were fans outside the hotel all day yeah it's like fish wow we're having fun oh yeah all I like you imagine if someone said Hey Pete what'd you do today and you said Oh I waited outside a hotel room to hopefully get a glimpse of another human and and it wasn't even him it was Tom Hanks Tom Hanks for Dave Matthews for a second I thought it was it was just it was just Tom Tom Hanks impression was it yeah you're like yeah yeah it's kind of is trying to do Pharrell the Wilson Yeah Will Ferrell and I and I went ahead and I I couldn't do it he's got like a way of speaking I'm good at impressions of people that people don't know yet like that like I can do at me get from from the comedy store didn't we talk about this I only do the book shows oh not for any reason but because the circles back to what we were saying is that when you have a kid yes you only would I am not going to tell you what you what you're GonNa do you might do differently I only started doing shows where it can be done early because you gotta get up earlier I like getting early so with the baby now what have I got up I like getting up early and watch val with the baby tend to it do it he could it suckle no so I only do the eight o'clock shows that's the first thing that you young people got ten forty five I'm like no can't do it because after I do stand up high for a few hours yes so I need to I want to go on around eight thirty and anyway and for me I'm forty I've been doing Santa for about twenty years I like to perform about three times a week and the book shows accommodate that so I don't need the the David Egon at Amiga it David Egon Yeah that Guy Booker comedy nor the north star Yes yes anyway so but goes back to what we were saying here's what I wanted to tell you so there's people tell you about how your life changed do like get up and all this first of all valid I have no memory of what life was like before but it's only been a year it doesn't yeah it's only been a year I'm not in a good way you're almost confused you're like what did we do that's what.
"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Uh-huh I've done his podcast a number of times call about last night with our buddy Adam raise the co host so check that out I really enjoyed our talk here and as I say New York with many more to come in the meantime enjoy my chat with the wonderful Brad Williams get into it I really love it I love it blessing unless you're in this town which everything is late like if I was west or like and I look Brad I'm GonNa Disagree with you and I think what you're doing is setting a good standard no fooling we're recording come on this is the this is show Megan happen I'm just just go just go like these sounds is very npr what am I doing what is this what is he doing are you starting your own Asmar podcast you didn't ask them I guess the other day really yeah What do you what did you do whispered spread the entire podcast I was thinking if I did the ads whispering that'd be more compelling Alphabrain is his annual tropic on it Alphabrain this it's made Brad made from Earth ingredient earth things that come from the ground AH earth crowd ingredients it's all natural all the Joe Rogan got so fucking ripped people don't know this the Dow Jo- spots it that's very true you did not get it from standard exercise just on it there was no diet there's no exercise he just got it and now he's popping Jack I I can't legally say oh I can't be okay you could ask them are you have to you have to fade out you have to go back thank you I can't say that it's almost like you're slowly moving away fade out fade out this say who's vocal on the twitter community who's that every fucking body I go on twitter and Oh Why am I these are people who tweeted why you know what I mean like I was GonNa say people eight people who eat uh who eat on podcast love they love they hate as much as they hate people on eating on podcast yeah they love tweeting about it directly proportioned the The sound of massification yes they they don't like it mastic Haitian yeah that's one of my sat. yeah yeah but I it's one of those things it's one of those very annoying words where you say it and everyone just pauses and does exactly you just fucking say chewing it's easier it's better masticate yeah it sounds too much like masturbate yeah I it's like when you say you finished rated someone what's that one you use it in context I was Wanna chant all right it caught my wife with another man on the third ran on the thirty second floor of the high rise so I finished rated him you took his genitals you throw them out the window I should eat the context was you could have taken his journals off on the ground floor that was the details defenestrate yeah it means it means the act of throwing someone a window fart and then go I'm GonNa defenestrate this and open the window can you and it'd be a eric can you defenestrate a labor what is it that way to be defenestrate able these are all questions that our website my pay grade I like that I say that a lot yeah I like saying things are outside of my pay grade but we're we're both doing very well I think it's in our pay grade financially yes I can afford to say definitively they like whatever the fines Oh God cancelled culture is coming to you for saying I'm going to default on one's gonNA write us someone's GonNa tweet can be like my grandfather was finished rated well someone's grandfather can you self defenestrate like suicide I don't know I didn't finish I don't know if that's the thing I just say but I don't know of Self Defense Ministry is thing but that's that's that's definitely opened self defenestration yeah if you were going to do it the dark question sure well hey this I wouldn't want to jump out of something this is the name of the podcast who wants a three will and I want to ride roller coaster that slams into a brick wall I want I want to go ooh I wanna say it's not because he said candle culture I do want to be sensitive and I just I feel like Seinfeld it's sounds like something you'd saying Comedians I just don't understand well it's probably because it's your closest option and now we're sad and now it s a sad time something nicer okay you're funny in your Brad and you're here thank you thank you Brad and you're here it sounds like my intro song if I were on sesame street no I'm always happy to talk to you last night I've been on many time yes you every time I go why hasn't Brad on my podcast and I don't say anything because there's awkward right yeah and that's it it's always that thing where when you have a podcast or you have a you have a show as you did with crashing yeah it's like you Wanna be able to just have a new edgy for graphic but but it's that exact thing where it's like sometimes you just want to be able to talk to someone and not have to be like okay invite you on the thing I have to like well it's a little bit exhausted how do you feel doing I if you have a podcast yes do you record multiple episodes in a day yeah we did do we did three the other day Oh God is by how many times a week are you coming out well because there's a once a week but there's like we're we're our schedules are so there's two there's two of us there's me and there's Adam Ray and this is an hour our lives are getting bigger they're getting better getting more more involved you made you made the announcement on our podcast that that vow was pregnant yeah via their yes I'm coming on this one did and Ray Yeah that's now come full circle full circle your is you've you've announced seven oust it I I I've announced it I had to cancel some show rose I had to not go on the Chris Jericho Rockin Wrestling Raider at sea ooh that was a bummer. Can't tell if you're not can I have nothing against the sports guy he's a sports guy he's a I'm not trying to be funny I know he's sports jerk Louis He's the sports guys very popular he's a pro wrestler and he's also the leads a of a of a heavy metal band called Fosse Fosse the bear I mean I don't know how they got the name walk walk walk I don't know why they don't know Chris Jericho's Oh from the tweets because he's a guy and he case tweet comedy things Any is comedy on the Chris Rock and Wrestling regency on the web plugging lagging at take someone else's cruise when you have the battle last night crew we do I know guess who tech that I on your wikipedia is lacking yeah well I don't know I didn't worry about yeah I know but that's why we compete is invite people with some are and he's got a piece of what how does it not say you met your wife in a three way APP we're we're on your wikipedia jumping around to a lot of different topics oh don't worry about you we will streamline we will bring it all back we will talk about the baby oh that's my that's my goal from succession you Kinda talk like do you watch succession Seattle here it's a great show we're GONNA streamline we're GonNa Land GonNA close it we're GonNa make it happen what do you mean what going to make it happen what do you mean Kendall is a great impressions if you watch I know the I know the old guy yeah there you go I know I wasn't super troopers probably know me from super troopers yes because you seem like a comedy Gosh that is a guy that's old enough they would just immediately address you being dwarf it'd be like you it's funny you say that have you met my dad but yeah comment one would be something when your preteen Shit just happens when I when I met Jim Jefferies Dad he did a very he did a very similar thing goes well look at you like yeah y'all y'all something that's what it is and you're just like oh boy days before streaming TV that's that was people's entertainment was just like point out reality look bad bed in with one wing yeah it's not only taking a left isn't it you're going to grow up to be a shocking how well you got you got a lazy I yeah which way you look in there that was their netflix right looking woman long hair could you imagine that it said like you just insult did someone's Lazy I we also recommend people I also enjoyed one big shoe one big laughing at dwarfs freezes from Australia yes I feel like there's more frankness like British I know two different culture similar similar yes because we're because we're Americans and anything off estates of America that involves white people it's all the same yeah yeah it's we call it you're you're Jason Europe Australia's not your Europe it does it it you can spend a euro there they'll take a euro now you say no like an Australian Nar Nar here Nazi now it sounds like you're going back to rolling stones like doing the show I was watching enrolling sensitive I was like Shit this is ten years old and they look real fucking old was this the one where they're touring South America yeah I've seen that one and that was old yeah it's it's ten years old and they looked ten years older than you look dead look it's ten years ago it was like you know those things you stoke afire with it looks like they found their bodies and then after the show they just we's out lagging the case there's one house in my neighborhood that has put out their Halloween decorations and one is Mick Jagger it it could pass so I think it's a skeleton uh-huh you walk by if you put a scarf on that that's hilarious jagger but the swagger instill dancing surgery where we make fun because they're better than US I know they're going to live longer than the we will. I will probably die before Keith Richards I feel like the way he's going yeah checking twitter real quick I feel like we should you know when someone's on the mask singer and they trend and every thinks they are dead I thought Martin Short died Dana Carvey died I was so scared I was very scared right and I just had dinner with Dana Two weeks ago and I was like Oh God Oh you look so full of Life C. D. C..
"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
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Kevin Spacey Groped Massage Therapist And Tried To Force Oral Sex, Lawsuit Alleges
"Kevin Spacey has been sued by an anonymous masseuer for sexual Barrett. Best batteries skews me this masseur now Missouri's the male version of his Mizzou's of the masseuses and the Susan's female and the male version. He was hired to give Kevin Spacey massage in two thousand six. He claims. And then he was a victim of listen to this list of crime, sexual battery, assault, gender, violence, intentional infliction of emotional distress and false imprisonment. But yes and said, he was brought to Kevin Spacey's Malibu place to give him a Saggio. He was led into the massage room. We've got a massage room in your house. You're living pretty well. Shit already have a masseuse. That's true. At that point, Kevin Spacey allegedly locked the door behind them. He said, the man says that Spacey complaint of having some pain or discomfort in his groin area and needed to be massage. There was then that he was forced forced, I say, detach Kevin, Spacey's, genitals v from back to the future. Gonna come online. As the first instance, the man claims his hand was forced on the Kevin Spacey scrotum. Testicle was forced to touch him, and then he, he, he recoiled he said, but continued with the session first of all bad. On the case, Kevin Spacey again, grabbed the plaintiffs hands according to the lawsuit, and this time force the plaintiff to rub his penis scrotum and testicles. That point Kevin Spacey tried to kiss them sore, and he was groped and offered oral sex by Kevin Spacey. This man says that he is he's seeking unspecified damages according to the suit. Because as a result of that conduct, he has suffered pain, emotional distress, economic harm, loss of earnings and other damages, here's my whole thing about this. If this guy wasn't Kevin Spacey, this guy's not suing, yeah, no, and and here's my thing. If he did all these things to you and any damaged, you then call the fucking cops, but. But this lawsuit bullshit when someone's trying to cash in after the fact on this, I really resent it because I think it takes the wind out of the sales of actual sexual assault cases where people are true victims and they're trying to get Justice. This sounds to me like a cash grab. Now this may have happened, this may have happened, but this guy should have gone to the police and press charges of that was the case immediately don't come back after the fact just a civil suit and try to make some did he say how the the whole thing ended he run out. He leaves. He stay there for the homeless Masan. He says, it says, the man refused Kevin Spacey temp to kiss him at which point he was groped offer oral sex by space, and then it just. I soon he left after