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"brad williams" Discussed on About Last Night

About Last Night

02:41 min | Last month

"brad williams" Discussed on About Last Night

"Every other spirits. You did it didn't. Dance. was like just you chair like an ex husband that you couldn't stand and you just like your emotions were your anger towards them and the dance. The execution was feeding them unbeknownst to him or anyone and you got away with it just like you've got away with this dad's I just don't know how you did it. Only you do. It common. Yeah I'm watching just for that. I never watched one season of day of dancing with the stars and I've had friends on that show. Yeah. I I'm not I'm not gonNA I. Wouldn't I've never watched it I will watch for Carol vast. Move, and now though they've set the bar high though they better be getting like Tony Robbins and bucking, you know Oprah. I mean baskin if you're talking reality star celebrity that to me right now. Kardashian can't hold Kennel that early good. I WANNA. See Carol Baskin Oj. I WANNA see OJ. I WanNa see Robert Blake all celebrities people, I Got An all murders. Yeah. It will literally be a murderer's row. Mirrors route. So m you have Caitlin Jenner cause remember she killed somebody yet. Brandy. Brandy. Kill somebody somebody with a car Former First Lady Laura. Bush yet somebody Yup. Rooms have killed people is A. Is a great game. Boy. Oh. Vince, neal because he killed razzle who is a? Eighties Metal Guy he was the passenger in the car made arousal was driving I'm not sure but yeah. So Will be there man. We're we're celebrities of kill people a man I mean you go. You don't WanNa go. You don't WanNa. Go. I mean the guy that shot bin Laden he's a celebrities of. Commentator You shop. Bin Laden. Yeah I'll take that. I mean you could say. He could put you can put trump on there because he killed democracy. Everybody. Yeah. That'd be a great show. Happy Anniversary I. Love You have all the fun that I talk soon, Bud. Thank sporadic can't wait to you bud..

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"brad williams" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

02:44 min | 7 months ago

"brad williams" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"Just. He's my right hand man to ask brother's six-year adjustable arm. That's a that's an intelligent armed joke. Mine was mentally pan arm and hand. I went and dropped it off and I got it back justify. Merry Christmas. You're getting your own back. Home can even brought all. I want for Christmas firearm. Yeah you ready. You ready to be glad you're not related to this Guy Mark. Hunger and even brought his skeletal arm to Christmas dinner with his family. Thought it'd be a good centerpiece lookout. Plant some flowers. If you had to make the choice between the arm or my racist uncle I sit next to the arm. I don't Wanna sit next Dave Green. Gimme a hand over here. I look. I'd rather talk to the arm and uncle. Jeff who's GonNa make a whole big thing about in you. It's I don't want to face a listening. Some of them wanted to touch it. Some of them don't want to touch it. It's just mixed feelings when people see it. No Shit you mean the wide range of spectrum when someone arm on the arm added Dinner Table. Onen plans to show more friends and family his Linda for retirement. Do you have any more arm? Yeah there's a little more on the kitchen. Do you want a white meat or dark meat? Our GIMme Gimme anything from above the Elbow Green Bean casserole in the sandwich. Okay listen to this the Edmonton Edmund. Tony in sorry. Make a wish on the elbow. Plan the arms a little game for me. He plans to show more friends and family his limb before retiring. This are retired twenty years ago. What do you mean retiring it? Does he send it up to the rafters? Brett farve retired effort crazy. Well I'm just GONNA keep it probably behind the sink in the kitchen. I'm happy I did it. It's just not for the sink in the kitchen. Show you the picture of this guy who's going to be like. Oh look at this fellow wait. Is that the army's old yes? And he's holding the arm. He's holding his skeletal skeletal arm. Like he's on like Canadian. Pawn shop on star. Avian he also looks like he took what it's supposed to be. An electric fireplace dynasty mounted his electric fireplace as a television. That is true. That's on the night flier worst decision than the arm and you know the last time to working arms is when those throw pillows were.

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"brad williams" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

02:00 min | 7 months ago

"brad williams" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"Hey guys welcome back to the show Brad Williams is with us I took three months off to or three dad. Now you gotta go make some money for that kid. Man Asian dwarf babies are not cheap. They're not talking about buying and selling them right now. They're looking. I was in the market to buy a couple. Yeah no I have one. I got a whole Palette of them at Costco starting. I'm starting a new. I'm starting a new reality show. It's called Flip that baby where you get an Asian tour baby and I had a nation of the moment where you're holding your baby on the chest and your cell been behind so fun. Asian Dwarf Baby Flipped their baby. We just put it a guest bathroom. We'll so here's the deal. Your baby just came into a world that we believe is dumb. I agree adding dumber getting louder and louder. You travel around the country. Dumb can actually be very pervasive and how it can kind of just look. I'm sure you deal with a bunch of stupidity around you all the time. What with alcoholics out of Friday night late show dirt during the meet-and-greet person magnet? So you know we we. We are the same. Yeah drunk people either they. You know now that you're you have fame as well. We people either recognize US or see US twins and we are dumb their way. You're kind of and now you're now part of this thing so we have sent to us by our fans and an awesome people in so let's show story elway asked standing up Also says Edmonton warning. This story contains imagery which some readers may find disturbing disagree. But you got ta okay. I liked it the warning and it's from in Edmonton so it's got offensive imagery so I can only imagine it's Wayne.

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"brad williams" Discussed on Talk Is Jericho

Talk Is Jericho

02:54 min | 11 months ago

"brad williams" Discussed on Talk Is Jericho

"Quicksand porn is a real thing. I talk about him. I said go right ahead guys look it up and explain it quickly what it is. It's it's women thinking in quicksand naked and like unreal it on your phone. I know you don't want that on your history I would. It's real my buddy Bert Kreischer told me about it and no-shirt oh shirt yeah no way and I look it up and it turns out it's real and here's my whole thing with the quick standpoint. Listen I get it. It'd be a freak. Do whatever you WanNa do if if it doesn't hurt anybody rate but like some of these fetishes man like there's other like there's a deep dive into porn hub. Unlike okay. I know a lot about it I. I'm a married man. I'm on the road a lot. I've been to the end of porn hub Seattle. The asking it got it got it needed. I sign on and it's like how from the tape. Welcome back Brad date. They know me they know me there. There's a lot of stuff on there where you're like. I get it if you have a weird fetish. That's fine the battles my mind is like how do you discover that you're in the quicksand porn. I am. Where's the set? Are they building. Set in Van Nuys. Actually going to the House on jungle. Define there's movies about girls that sit on balloons and pop hop them and then guys are like really into that. How you find out like I feel very vanilla when I find out these things are out there saw? How might you know my wife's very very attractive? Just like a little missionary which do doggie Woo crazy. Every now and then we have three way. Wow I thought that was crazy and then I find these guys would like so like girls. Popping balloons are are. Are you going your kid's birthday party. One of MOM's trips falls on a balloon. Hard right now. Oh my God I hold on I gotta go google this Google and you find out that there's tons of guys are also also into that to me. I feel so happy and let them like only in the madness clown porn porn clown born. Well that's okay. I can see that one of your next quicksand not not a bad one. Not a bad one. Book mayhem and Netflix. Always great to see man always a pleasure we. I've seen you twice a week. I know it was it was great. I it's it's aids bonus Jericho time and then Yeah and then. I'll see on the boat. My friend sounds good. Good Sam foreign by Brad. Williams congrats again that Brad Williams and his wife they're welcoming a new addition to their family early next year. Which is why he won't be on the Jericho cruise in January will miss them? But you can definitely go see. He's super funny..

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"brad williams" Discussed on Talk Is Jericho

Talk Is Jericho

11:27 min | 11 months ago

"brad williams" Discussed on Talk Is Jericho

"Take on this jerk. Surreal thing so in in Canada when you play hockey there's different divisions Aulia Korea Division. When you hit about nine years old midget hockey gay and now? They're taking away midget hockey and calling liners LP. I played midget hockey. Yeah it's not a size thing it's just the name. Yeah how how do you feel about that. The banning it now I'm see I'm I don't. I don't even know if I'm the right guy to ask because that doesn't offend midget. Yeah Horn said it makes me money. Call me image literally said Yeah. Very good philosophy. I don't care For me it's all about words. People use when when they're intent. Is there what they mean by it because if some guy drives by in a pickup truck and yells you've little person he's using the SPEC- term. I'm still like that very derogatory way horrible. But so I'm not the one and I won't get onto serious Tangent right here but I feel like right now. People are almost getting jealous of other people's of when other people get offended ended like people get offended and people aren't offended or like. Oh my God I should be offended. Look how much attention. They're getting when they get offended. I should be offended by something. What's my thing okay? Okay and then they dig in they find this thing. Don't call me a janitor or call me. A master the custodial arts. I'm offended by the Janet Ling. I feel like midget has a a little bit of that in it where we were searching for our word and They're in there's joke I used to make my act. Where would say like I've heard this where people have said like when you call dwarf amid? It's the exact same as calling black percent the N.. Word into that. I would say midget please please like no. No no not the same not even close so but at the same time. I understand like because we have midget football out here. And and there's a similar movement going on to end that I get it but it doesn't bother me I I think there's bigger problems in the world. Go solve those by you know. Once we've solved all the problems we could get to the bantamweight the midget wait the mighty. My okay. We'll figure that out. We'll figure out that we can't call. NBA owners owners anymore. Like we'll get to that. I come on right really cared away own the team you know memo fine. You don't own the people young team this right. You are the Owner of this team the ST bomber. Pay Two billion dollars for the damn clippers. And now you're saying like you're not the owner but but at the same time I'm open if someone someone is offended by something like that and they explained to me why maybe I'm not seeing it from their Persson. Maybe I'm just like I'm being my get you know. Get off my lawn. Maybe I'm being that guy so if someone wants to explain to me. Wide is offensive to them and that happened recently with me where there was Something happened the news. I was very like that's not what and then a friend of mine who actually affected told me about it was like Oh wow now I did not not even understand. I didn't even think about it from that perspective. Right cool. You're right. Thank you for educating me now. Now I'm better so I'm open but yeah I'm not I'm I'm not. I'm not offended when you were younger. And they you know teenager or whatever you no pun intended as you look up to other resilient little people that kind of inspired you yeah yeah Warwick Davis he He played willow Rg to know. That's that was Kenny Baker. But I thought Davis do that in the were David Yeah. Work Davis was Con He was Leprechaun and also in return of the Jedi. He was wicked. That's the way it sorry. Sorry Yet trust me I know him and also to in that show. The life is short. Yeah and Very funny in that that very very physical yeah. I loved him the actor. This very gonNa know this next reference but Billy Barty Oh yeah who was also in the movie will but he was sort of the trend setter of all dwarf actors and then What was the the trendsetter he he in the sixties and seventies yeah and he had a legitimate acting career If you look at his. IMDB he started when he was like six years old and worked until who was like eighty. Because that's the word like I know that name. Yeah this time. But I can't really place or what he was in like. Jared the Mel Brooks Are Mel Brooks movie. Life stinks. Yeah he was in that yeah he was in that he was the guy He was also in willow as the wizard. That goes like. Show me the finger where I I live like. He he's that guy he was nineteen thirty three gold diggers of nineteen. Thirty nine years old. See wondering if he was maybe even was Avaz but he's a little bit too young for that look at the nineteen thirty is ridiculous. And it's just one after another so and then he was also the happy. Hooker goes to Washington. Evan Billy actually founded the organization. LPGA Little people of America. Oh he founded that so one of the reasons why a lot in that's a big organization. There's there's conventions And I've gone to many of them as a kid and a couple of conventions. What kind of stuff do you do? You do there Well they will tell you that that the convention is for socialization Like you get to learn you. See new products There's clothing swaps their sporting events. There's a lot a lot of that. I will tell you. The main reason why these conventions exist why banging its bank straight up banging. Oh that's where you go in and it it may it takes a lot of sense for like for a whole year If you're dwarf you're someone who's sort of the outcast you're the guy whether you're the guy or the girl that's something different about them or you're a fetish you're like a specialty thing then then you go to the convention. You're hot you're just. You're just dearest dearest sex symbol right there. You're you know what I mean. You can clean up man I did. It was fun. I'm laid waste the single days but it was. It was a grand tie. Got A name for you catch up right now. I always set a little bit of a crush on her. So little person. Okay Deborah labral Lee Carrington. This is she and Seinfeld she was in Seinfeld was in total recall. Yeah she just passed just the last year but she was really pretty and Yeah you go you go. You go if you're if you're a reacher if you're an advertised I right now. You're like I'm GONNA conventions you won't get in we we we have security and they're not dwarf security so it's exclusive because we're aware error that there are people that would that would want to go to that and you just for exploitive reasons and especially like with social media. Try and get bullshit to to try to take some photos and don't get me wrong. I get it because like I said we have like sporting events there and like I do them. There's all the sporting events there's track track and field and dwarves running and attract me it's hilarious. It's like I'm not even gonNA tell you know we're just like no it's funny. It's hilarious if you got eight race that go and fire off a gun. Man is at funny our legs go off to the side we're tripping and it's it's hilarious so I get that I get at that but I always loved going to the convention. When I first started wrestling there was a Farm of it was the The the the midgets the wrestling midgets nineteen ninety and it was farmer Pete and little little Lonnie or something like that. The worst games ever. I Love I listened. Remember her Had to do a promo to build up next week. Show Okay and Bob Brown was the book. And make sure you mentioned the midgets and next week here the it's going to be festive residency. Nwea we got you know. Rhonda's things coming in. And we get Johnny Smith. Go in and we got the midgets so many I watched it back. I'm like Oh can't say without any but those guys yeah drink. Yeah you guys can drink away because I remember you on the cruise to when you weren't former God you had your we're loaded and at everything you went to every single event. Yes I wanted to have all the fun to every van I I was watching you I was I was is watching the ACDC cover band watching Did the DP Yoga was doing. I like. There's all the bands like the Ozzy Osbourne tribute band. All all the wrestling shows 'cause I WANNA do I wanNA experience at all and and one thing I one thing I will say this shutouts all your fans and The the people that are on the cruise is I've told people about the crews and a lot of the other comics. I must suck like you walk around and everyone's like bothering you go. No Jericho. Crews fans fans were very respectful. Very cool you were walking around all the tune and everyone knows you. I was second only Jew going every single show and like everyone. No one knows who you are on that boat and and would you agree. Like they're they're. They're really who I found when I did. The Kiss cruise played it the first day. Yeah it's a picture fast S. church second day. It's Okay Thurday you just one of the gang and everybody was cool. Yeah we're the same vibe on the Jericho crews as well and the cool part is that like you had those was designated in meet and greets setup so it's like hey you wanna get the photo in the autograph great coming to meet and greet will do it then. Yeah and then you got the new time. That's we're that thing but until then let's sit back and watch corey Taylor do undo Spongebob squarepants by by the way those other boats were not ready. They were not ready for I. Oh my God they were so. We're watching Corey. Taylor were import short Yen Bahamas. That you're still doc yet and there's boats that are on either side of us because we're all docked and Corey start's concert as we're still docked and you you could tell that people on the other. Boats were walking out to their balconies and like being like. Oh what's what's going on with that one and some of them. Let's be honest. Very large urge Irvine larger boats. They they they have a view wrestling fans man. We started chance we started yelling. We point one's boat and be like if your boat your boat both sides ships or check. Yeah that was the chance we're great. I remember I've seen all these old people that are going from the Mediterranean or whatever their Bermuda shorts what is going all Larry are. The people are not took maliciously..

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"brad williams" Discussed on Talk Is Jericho

Talk Is Jericho

08:37 min | 11 months ago

"brad williams" Discussed on Talk Is Jericho

"No need to turn to your table and be like that's so true one time. Remember when you were at at the store check no no no. Here's how comedy show works. Comedian onstage says you laugh at joke then you shut up and listen for next Joe and listen for that. There is no thing where you turn back conversation that that that gets annoying The I check drop is the most notorious thing in comedy that Comedians hate. We hate the check drop. That's that's when that's when the show is about ten fifteen minutes away from commending and The comedy club has to cash everybody out so they put the Czechs down for all your drinks and food and then 'cause then people are no longer paying attention. It must be distracted. Some clubs are great. There's a club called the stress factory in New Brunswick New Jersey and they don't do the check drop until the end of the show they wait. Yeah couple of clubs do that but Yeah when that happens because then you have conversations before turning like what two drinks twenty five blocks one God the manager like that old thing so I literally have a pardon my act. That's more story driven and long form and not what Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-ba and not rapid fire for the check. Drop so you can tune out for a second interesting back in. I've literally put it in there and things like dead like people don't realize the comedians are doing. I'm sure there's a million things in wrestling. We're go like Oh shit in the crowd and no one's watching the Matt. Oh yeah born rules just put a million in hold. Oh yeah not watching US anyways. The you'll always see it like Nassau Coliseum or something's fights in the trawler all all the time on TV. You're supposed to look in this way. Everyone's looking over there. Yeah I was wondering about that 'cause I just watched a w bite for the fallen and there there was I forget what match. There's something where the crowd was booing and cheering but not for like the the time when someone made sense yeah. It didn't make sense at all and I think even even the announcer Said something like they're not reacting to this going on the crowd and I'm sitting there going what's happening in the crowd shoot it. Yeah Yeah yes and then so. Obviously the wrestlers then become aware of that they go all right headlines Ako wrestler. Ah headlock exactly yeah exactly unlock. Yeah do you guys when you hear the crowd do something like that. Like you're conscious of it your. Yeah Oh yeah totally whereas it was supposed to be on like when you're on stage and you know everything that's going on. Yeah it's PR- obviously we were in the round still. I can tell what's going on. I can tell people are into the sides of paying attention if they're looking over here looking over there waiting for something else to go on. Yeah so you have to just learn how to read. Your crowd is what you get with experience and that goes for comedy. It's crowd analysis. If people knew what I was thinking about during my set it would boggle their minds. Because I'm thinking I'm not just thinking about what I'm saying I'm thinking thinking about okay. Like all right win wins. Check drop. Is that person. Videotaping me That person seems like they've had their arms folded the whole time. Let me let me try something else to get them in my cursing too much do they did. They say something I'm in about five minutes. I'm going to tell a joke to call it. A black guy wears a black guy. You're orchestrating the whole thing. Yes which I'm sure whether Iraq show wrestling show. You're probably doing something similar. Let me ask you mentioned arms trust. Yeah when you're especially as an opening putting band you get a lot of arms crossed so for us different ways of saying to their face urge eye contact always makes people very nervous to my they will open up a piano. What what are your tricks? Does a comedian and trying to do that. I contact same thing like a because there's this illusion that a lot of audience members have that the performer former cannot see them i. It's this weird thing what's like well. I'm in an audience. It's like a movie theater and we can see you. We know we can see your reaction. We see when you cross your arms. We see you when you're turning in even if you're if we can't hear that you're talking to a friend we see that you're doing it so yeah there are and So one thing that I've done one trick and I passed the song to a couple of the COMEDIANS. Sometimes you'll have people talking like like I said like. Oh that's so true. Remember the time when like they'll have a conversation sation during your set and they're not realizing that they're being too loud or they're they're drunk or whatever what I'll do is I'll get quieter and I'll start talking very slowly slowly and very quiet and not yelling because if I yell over them. The audience then raises their voice to be heard themselves but if we start getting quiet and they're like and then they become self aware and they're like Oh shit like I can hear me very clearly like no one wants to be that guy at the club where like right before before the music like the music drops out and that's when you're the one screaming so I got for it every fears that everyone. I want to be that person so the whole Jericho character in two thousand eight nine with a suit and tie guy that you use that element completely. I was watching no country for old men with Anton Sugar Yeah Bronco have your burdensome and spoke very quietly rightly so when I started doing that I found that it made. This was in the height of the what right talking quieter. I'm forcing people full to have to shut up and listen to me. And then when they shut up and listen that's when they get into it and then you hook them. Yeah right think about like Think similar things. This happened when you're watching a when you're watching. TV show when when they're having conversation. Win Game of thrones was did a couple of episodes. They're like really dark and we've seen I paid more more attention because I was looking for all the little details and then that's when I because I'm doesn't I'd I'd watch the show with all the lights on in the house and stuff going on phones out like now when it's dark episode and I can't see all lights are off. I'm watching night phones. Done moans now paying attention so there are little tricks like that that you can do that will make An audience pay an is pay attention whether it be comedy or wrestling or Israel or whatever. I I have to compliment you you because I've been watching A. W. O.. I'M A fan. Yes you got me hooked. It seems like that. Eighty W is for the marks and. WWE's like it you know it's like the difference between Your Kiss FM pop music where they're trying to like appeal to everyone they they want. They want People driving their minivan to school not to be offended. Then you then you flip channels too like the death metal station can really like we have our fans it is well. It's like you said it's an alternative to what's now become the norm. Yeah and it's nothing wrong with having people Give people a chance to have options. Absolutely has this great will like you. That are super interesting. Those creating a huge buzz to where were selling pulling out these buildings in five ten fifteen minutes. That was stay like that for the next year. I don't know but at least you're giving people a something different than you said something and I and the see this this love 'cause when whenever we talk you asked me about comedy and I and I and I got to wrestling Using something in a press conference conference where your Promo at five for the fall and was the first time you've walked out there with like no script no I I'm in twenty years because I worked for. WBZ Be so anytime you do not know how shows live events non televised shirts different thing. Yeah just grab the MIC and start talking but but on TV it's always so very orchestrated aided in wwe. So this was the first time I didn't have to do that. And even to the point where I'm not even gonNA come up with an outline. I'm just gonNA I have two things that I want to say and the rest of I'm just going through. Just make it up as they go along and see if I can do it. Live without a net. Yeah I mean. Have you ever done any improvisation. It's not easy as you know but before you answer that Brad. North that time of year where everyone's everyone's thinking about New Year's resolutions maybe you want to be healthier. Eat better start working out so you vow to run bike hike lift more weights. I bet you're not thinking about the most basic activity of all breathing. That's right breathing. Performance breathing is the most overlooked activity. That can do more to help you get active perform and recover and I got an easy easy solution for you. It'll take just five to ten minutes of your.

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"brad williams" Discussed on Talk Is Jericho

Talk Is Jericho

11:47 min | 11 months ago

"brad williams" Discussed on Talk Is Jericho

"Was looking at instagram yesterday and great picture of Bryan big show. LAX The best part has to the same species. Yes because that was the thing I saw big show at baggage claim. Because how could you not and when you see him as a four foot four men a full adult. Hi I'm just looking. I'm like worth like we're the same. We're we got all all the same parts. Where where human beings? That's that's rain right. That's rains right. They're kind of like like if a pug looks at a great Dane and just realizes realizes we're both dogs that's madness now. The another crazy part about me and the big show is as soon as I posted that photo all Jericho Hollick's that now follow me on instagram. From my last appearance and my and my appearance on the Chris Jericho rockin wrestling raiders. See they immediately all said the same thing was he scared of you. Have you said on this. PODCAST that The he has he's he's very no big show before no. This was just so you can tell them the story but yeah super friendly best disposition guy. He can get grumpy at times but he will tell you with a smile. Like I'm pretty scared. Tired of little people and they used to review Vincent send like if they brought little people in with Cindy after show. And there's actually a famous Infamous bit that. We did on a Christmas show where me means. Show got attacked by a gang of dwarfs dressed as Christmas l. and then proceeded to just kick the shit out of all of them. The show was just throwing these dudes around and one guy got dropped off the top rope like Christmas Turkeys. Caesar I'm scared of these guys so I think he's GonNa turn around now. What is like the elephant in the mouse right? Yeah Yeah Yeah I mean he didn't. I got no inclination to that whatsoever when uh when I met him he he didn't mention he told me that he follows me on twitter and then it was very funny. So that he mo- he'll Gotcha. Yeah he knew he he he knows who I am. He actually said that he didn't like he recognized me first but he didn't want to say anything because he's like because if you weren't Brad Williams have been really bad all you guys like same really really like sad and like Oh my God I did the same thing you know and But I I told him that He and I actually have something in common besides you so you know just like what are you have in common with the big show with his size near size and the and the thing is is like we can't hide big show can't put on a Hat and a scarf and be like no. I'm not the big show. Yeah you know what I mean and museum thing. I've put on like I fly. I don't look like take my show self at all I fly with a beanie shorts. Whatever like the most comfortable person ever and no one ever no known ever walks up and goes like like you're not like the the only thing they may say is that they think I'm Horn swaddled or they think we from Jackass but they all they always know on somebody because they rack their brains? Imagine wrestlers are like that. A lot of you guys are huge. You have a look to you. I went to the stones last slate and one person was convinced I was Shawn Michaels Triple H. I was convinced I was dog the bounty hunter. Wow that one must have heard because that guy's a few years ago here's bits all concurrent with the fact that I have long hair now because before it was Patrick swayze. Yeah Bon. Jovi and Gordon Ramsay also hurt. Yeah that one hurts you Gordon Ramsay or dog the bounty hunter. I'm not sure. Yeah and and that's the thing is people say when people say that I'm beard inkling. It's like all right shoulder. But he's like twenty years older than me but We a we man's about ten years older than me about twenty pounds heavier than me. That's right shots. Fired headline take that out And and then Horns log will. I never met him. We text and he's a friend but I've never met him but now he's got like that. Aj styles hair hair now like he's got like the glamorous locks I'm jealous he's always had some weird hair though he was show with goofy hair. Here fires shots fired. That's right you know what. Let let let's just say it right now. Chris Jericho's rock and wrestling Rogers C.. Part do there's GonNa be a triple threat cage match it's GonNa be me. We men and and horns wall swaddled Thursday like he's a kindred spirit ships if you do meet other little people or like Lacrosse Ergo was Yeah yeah there. There's a nod. They're they're like okay. Okay we get it and it's very it's very easy to spot another dwarf because we're the only ones that making eye contact with each other like that was the joke with with the big show where I said I I met his bottom half. I was trying to make eye contact with them but my neck is just not that strong. It's just hard to do. Yeah and I imagine engine. It's tough for him To where he just has to be looking down at people the whole time has not understand but show show is so like he got like like. I said he can't hide and he took photos with everyone who walked up to him and wanted to take photo. He was the nicest guy when you say. The words Gentle giant that net. Nah that is definitely him. I'm just always shocked that people walk up to guys like you or show or Honnor. Whoever that look look like you're intimidating guys like I? If you got mad there would be. There would be an incident. You know what I mean and and probably wouldn't work out in favor. Uh of the person asking the autograph like like I get it when people walk up to made there. It's like what the Hell is GonNa do. You know he's going to bite my knee anything but like you guys I. I'd be scared to make you mad. I'm I'm always amazed at the balls when I used to go. Hang out at the gym to look at. WBF WRESTLERS YEAH A- and back in those is a eight or whatever they were massive massive ass and the only guys that ever talked to the little guys. Like Coco beware and Shawn Michaels Michaels. I try to talk to dynamite kid so he told me cough. Yeah But yeah those are the guys I felt like. You look the my eyes and with that when when when you were doing that time. At least that's before social media and everyone had a camera now you kind of always have to be on a decent behavior. Everyone's got a camera. Everyone's got something and they can edit the video so like we we. We won't hear the part where they yell. Something about your wife Right. They'll just see you turn earn in smack him in the face like that's all they got like So now like now I can understand. 'cause you're okay you have the camera and I could kind of blackmail you but yeah yeah back when you were looking at dynamite. Kid there was I if he conned candidates smack. Yeah there's there's there's nothing there's no proof house a few. I was noticing using this little bit at your show that was that your show Columbus. which by the way thank you? Well just say by the way. Thank you for telling me because most of the time it'll be like dude I was in Columbus to you. Why don't you tell me but you actually had the foresight to say? Are you gonNa be there and it worked out today is able to come to your gig. Yeah it was I I was hanging out with my buddy Zach Myers whose cars from the ban. shinedown shout shine down and he told me he was playing a festival there and I said Oh who who you excited to see any any ran down the line of the instead. Yeah and the Guy Fauzi it sick. I was like wait Fauzi. Oh Christians out so mealy texted you and and You had you had your set. You had some stuff that you had to shoot afterward and then. I don't know how far that drive was the fact that you made the drive and saw me and and saw the show and ride on time. That's that meant the world to me. Thank you thank you for vitamin gone. Show but I was GonNa ask you notice. People are filming a lot during your your show. How does that because you know what happened? I was at the stones was the unless they end people myself included just for snippets. You're watching this great show through the camera. which makes everybody smaller? Yeah does that bother you. Does it affect your Gig. Yeah especially with comedy. Because you you get like if you if you record the stones doing Jumping Ping Jack Flash. They're GONNA do jumping Jack Flash every city. There's not going to be that one city where Where Mick Jagger goes on WANNA try to say the end would be like that the you know? No one's GONNA catch it. Catch one of those moments. The songs the songs when you're doing comedy bits. That's a different thing. 'cause you're you're trying rioting stuff in. I don't always know what's going to be funny I was doing a bit Last week I I won't say what the bit was but it failed miserably miserably and I knew like well that I can't do that and the bit was slightly offensive and When I kinda analyze it I go well? That didn't work but thank God. People weren't videotaping that bit. It wasn't ready right. It wasn't wasn't funny it wasn't and if you just isolate that audio of what I was talking about. Wow Oh wow I would not come out in a good light so I've stopped shows before 'cause when I see someone hold up their phone at a show in my head I go all right. You have a a seven second clock and if I don't see the phone go down. That means they're videotaping So I go okay then I I'll stop show and I'll say hey. Do you know but but the phone down. I'm taking like I do meet and greets afterward you saw that. I take photos with everyone who wants to take a photo. Id meet everyone who wants to meet me. So we'll do then now now it's the show. Sit Down enjoy yourself. How coming across like an asshole though right because you do it once? And that's it that's it you do Kinda roast the guy a bit the message. Yeah Yeah Yeah One Line. I said one time this was right after. This was right after the Louis C. K. story broke and I saw this ride for someone. Recorded him doing a sad and he didn't know he was being recorded and he said something about the Parkland shooting and someone when got released. The audio did not did not go. Well Yeah Yeah A he's done enough but at the same time so oh that just happened and I and I and I saw someone trying new bit and I saw someone with the phone holding it up and I told them you know put it away and they just didn't. They're they're like no. I'm just GONNA keep recording I. I bought a ticket and I say I'm not GonNa let you Louis C. K. me if you Louis C. K. me I'll Louis C. K. you implying the masturbating right in front of you so I said that to them. They're like that's a fair and then they put away the phone it mostly the fans there. WH- what we as performers after member sometimes is that allow. The fans aren't ingrained in this this world like they don't know the rules they don't know everything we do it every day you Breslin music me with comedy So we know the rules. We know how a show is supposed to be run on a lot of people don't know they know. As the same way. I went to a football game last year and I. I didn't know that they have new bag rules rules so my wife couldn't have her bag she needed. Like clear like Romania. The car drop like all thing but like we don't know the rules so we we don't know those rules. A lot of people don't know the comedy rule times. It's just you informed. People they go. Oh okay so let's talk about some of those other rules comedy but I want to say thanks to boost mobile for making talk is Jericho possible..

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"brad williams" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

06:46 min | 1 year ago

"brad williams" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"For good sports and now now don't spoil the ending of four versus Ferrari Forum Adam Corolla on got to get it on traffic getting on welcome the show. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for sharing. Good Day geographic. The Ball Brian Brad Williams in studio though I don't have any bio plugs or any. I'll need to know about round. Yeah come here Improv this weekend. Orange County Irvine Improv itself. I'm coming at comedy. Works Denver New Year's Eve at the Tempe Improv and end. The idea we got from you guys were doing the the the Atom Rain Brad Williams. Halloween Spook Tackler at sea. October over thirty through November second next year twenty. Twenty did your Halloween this year. Course it did. It won't suck next year because we go. You'll crews from Long Beach to Mexico with me Adam Ray The goddamn comedy jam. It's going to be amazing travel by Parker Dot Com. Get those tickets bom profanity we will. We'll play good. Hurt me and me in a cow. DUGGAN's battalion even sound a lot. Like Matt find a lear. Please do ooh that's right. What do you need avenue man? Wow well it's that thing where like I didn't. I didn't know how to do the impression until I heard kyle do it and now I go like Oh. That's how you do it and it's weird impressions work where you have to figure out A little trigger words and things that work but yeah all right. Let's let's do the tale of three booms. Let's hear by the way I I think. I rented that on porn hub. John Lee Hooker Song Wailing. Boom we have a we have We have a call all damn again. Where do we have cows boom? Let's say that's right okay. Well then maybe we'll say that's right boss. Okay that's right boss. Let's see I was GonNa Start Getting residuals from all of these. No Adam already pays you too much too much out there you know boom from. I'm kyle quote all right. Let's do the quote. I'm GonNa close my eyes and we'll go in no particular order all right. Let's see hey. Hey how about you met and AAC them on. How about a new Matt Do it sound like mad at all. I got to work on that. What's wrong with what you just did there you just did with? OJ Did when he tried that glove. The wrong yeah. I'm surprised you try a British accident or something. I don't know way now just kind of thinking about that. This strategy of I'm GonNa take a guy who doesn't want who wants to struggle with this glove like no Jay. who were these attorneys first off? He's wearing a rubber glove already already. It's going to be difficult right. Secondly the glove has been sitting in the in the evidence room for two years I have heard with blood and shrunken down and then. OJ Does the move. You know the move for the infomercial where they go. It's a pot and Spaghetti colander in one tired of this happening and the woman like throwing the pot on her head like always in black and white white bright club that move. Yeah well as we learned from the seven and a half hour documentary that won best Oscar about the the people vs Simpson Number One. He didn't take US arthritis medicine that day. And what happens hands to this is this is according to legend. But it's been verified. Is I think it was f Lee Bailey baited you did and goaded. What's his face? Dardar doing it. He was like you got the ball size about field mouse. So you'll never do it and it's like like so so so Jason Works is murder. Trials is going to be like. Oh you know that no. They fit perfectly irons out wonderfully. I could have easily worn these on the on the night in question. No do that speaking of the night in question. That's not too far from where I live. Brentwood is little bit north and not at all. No I'm in the southern part. If you drive past it it is exposed to the world. It's not like inside. You know what I mean like. I was shocked. At how like Oh he was five feet away from my people walking their dog. Yeah that's crazy easy. Only Ring Doorbell exists. Then we have one youtube you can go back and solve like every seinfeld episode so can be done with a cell phone now late yet we can solve every crime now that the ring doorbell do you Does everyone kind of remember where they work. Is You know where the remm a generation ago was. Oh when Kennedy was shot I remember where it was. I do remember during the the the Bronco Chase. Yeah and and just hearing the first reports and stuff I was doing. I was working at bodies in motion on the west side. I was rebuilding the gym for the Guy Right who owned it for ten bucks an hour so he would let me teach boxing. So that's like I was in Mizo trooper. I was living in lock Chris. Santa and I was driving being over to like Olympic and motor or something. Just go to the GYM Olympic a Monday. Yeah it's just a single story little boot TIKI. Whatever I store front up kind of Jim? That's ocean. That's where I was going with my Zuzu and it was also it was. It was weird because if you work at a gym work work on a gym the gym ours like six. Am to ten pm or something so you have to start your work at ten thirty at ninety right and then you have to work through the night and cut out at four or five in the morning and I remember being in there listening to love line every night because I start work at ten the loan in this gym mounting heavy bag hanger God if one day I could get onto that radio yeah dreaming. Bub Anyway PLOP brats literally literally interesting news for US literally. I just got off the phone phone with Jerry Rice. I was doing a take a knee. podcast I totally understand going from like Jerry Rice Brad Williams. It's replaced the lines are blurred. Where does one stop the other begin? You can't tell us apart same career.

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"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

16:29 min | 1 year ago

"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Yeah but I also would people have gone nuts if you had proven it got a little did I know it would have ruined the way yeah yeah yeah yeah you can do it so it's so great so funny that's funny is I like that you're silly so it's because my parents are in town extra faith perfect we on the day we like each other we don't go do this accident night Bonin we we don't do it he said let's postpone yeah didn't didn't do it the next night then then you went out the next night yeah second second date now so and we just like each other and we started dating in two years after that I propose that woman you are fun I met my wife on a threesome APP and have you had a few when you on the APP on the APP but just because that's just a straight romance you got that e harm Maxwell where that's where we go to commit pete get your mind out of the gutter no we know we have our three eyes wide shut parties wearing the red robe so but yes we've done that because when you meet on the threes of Mab it's like your dad that's on the table and but are you finding them in the wild yes and I will say that free range free free free range three ways yeah organic free range farm-to-table yeah that's where you want parsnips you wanna Parson at three way and I will say this for anyone that sounds like oh that sounds like something amazing that I want to try to do I I would say as long as there's complete an open communication with your partner it's not one person saying like I want to do this so why can have sex other people right it's not as in Demy de me Demi Moore's new book Oh that Ashton Kutcher cheated on her her and he used the fact that I think the person he cheated with with somebody they had a three way where he's sort of used the hyper male logic I've already been having sex with her so what's the difference different is a huge there's a huge huge difference of cheese not there or she does not know about it because as as my wife tells me a and this is the most sort of sound logic I can say is that when you're when when you're in a relationship and you decide to do something like that we are using the third person as a sex toy right now I've heard that before they are not in we are not and they know that going yes this is like what sex sex people but they have like a very nuanced vocabulary where that might sound degrading to your eye you need to be like this is a fun and thing yes they know that that's why we are not during the third person's emotional wellbeing like other than obviously consensual right but not like we're not like oh are they getting what they need from this interaction no for us it's like no are you like is wife getting what she needs am I getting what I need and that person's okay with beforehand yes you're like you are here to facilitate rightous and we like we don't want to really speak with you afterward this is not going to be like a friendship where occasionally happens like no this is done this is a one time thing riches and then you're gone you have a no repeats review clause we've violated it is that something that you do in the lifestyle well I mean good code word okay okay he says he's saying the lifestyle yeah so yeah that's something that but this was a person who was very clear with that role was very okay with it I could see that being a turn onto certain people like I didn't use understand like or something I'd be like it'd be weird that you WanNa be degraded or wearing some sort of harness or whatever and I'm like no some people have their sexuality mixed with some strange psychological feelings or whatever and that is there is there missionaries that's that's normal and sexy for them as long as doesn't hurt anyone don't care in business do your thing so but also we've met we've met people that have a similar way of thinking than us but it seems like they're married just so they can have three ways right I'm married to my wife because I love my wife she's the most important thing to me anything else that happens is a wonderful bonus if it doesn't happen that is perfectly fine amazing partner you don't just want an enabler will there was a time when one time when a particular woman was lily on her in the car driving to our place so that action can take place and my wife's kind of looked at me and goes is it bad if I'm not feeling it right now and I go that's fine called her said sorry not today right and maybe another time put the relationship I exactly and so when you do stuff like that you have to be sort of hyper aware of that in extra I hope you are some real fucking courage to be that open door honest with somebody yeah it does and I I'm glad that we've had those conversations and and I'm glad that I feel okay to have those conversations with my wife where I'm not like Oh God if I even bring this up she's GonNa she's yell at me it's eight did this on easy did you watch easy it's one of the best shows on that flex its every episode like Vignette there's like three okay not that one we love that one I love that episode because she loves sexual tension her favorite okay to watch it was it was another one there's a whole run their whole plot is that they opened up their marriage and one of the things I thought was so interesting was that one person grows out of it that's something you have to be you very open to and 'cause I if my wife tells me more like oh by the way we're not doing that anymore and I go great and I understand that women's Gli get stapled with those types of feelings I'm that kind of guy like sometimes sexist like this makes the most sense in the world we should live like pie ah put a dagger in scarf right around and drink rum mature and sometimes I'm like I said it to somebody I was like I love sex but it's not my number one and it's not worth the emotional checkbook balancing like for me some people it is I understand but you gotta put that work in and I don't know sometimes I'm a little too norm core yeah I it's a chase at because I'm a sensitive guy yeah I totally understand that and it's something in this conversation I was talking with a comic about really weird fetishes that are out there in the porn categories and and if you're into that kind of stuff then okay as long as like I said as long as it's not hurting other people I don't care but I said the guy I'm like I'm really glad that I I'm a guy that can have missionary position it'd be like this is great like I'm really glad that I'm glad you're right in my I have a bit about this I'm happy about that I have a bit about watching porn and then discovering something weird I think I say fucked up in the special little judgmental but something atypical that you didn't know you loved that complicates your life yes I want you to bowl come cats at me as role play where you're my daughter is that so normal it's become so normal I was thinking I'm not trying to be funny but I was thinking about things like asked south we all know what that is in the seventies you went into the back room in the back room of the backroom right for the video right now they're just show up on the main page yeah what is that that's my things like that will happen and I really become very concerned for the actors and actresses involved because we're so showbiz yeah that's the thing where I'm like what did you porn I think I'm embarrassed I was young and I watched it hoping I would see some bubis or something instead I was haunted and they were showing like there was like slapping and all the should George Clooney is pretending to be a fucking trap he's artists manager and he makes forty million and this is you know this is happening for free in the girl made a thousand dollars and the guy made three hundred bucks or something like that should and then the joke would be say some graphic sexual and this is why I don't do the bed I got bored.

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"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

14:10 min | 1 year ago

"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"The cruise right Tom Cruise Hanks I said Hanks Cruz Cruz. Okay does that make sense posh wasp giving talking about Hank's a lot Tom Hanks's listening bump shit that's so awesome you imagine that dreams Dome he feel how did he know have my number I am but it's you know a couple of times now you have my number oh hey mom I go oh okay I I didn't know what was happening that's fine you'll he hasn't done that with anybody else and then ice and then he he asked for in by Selfie means these comes out and takes a photo with the crowd in the background golfing and the assistant runs out running out icy his case where the puppets are and where the puppet sit and and I go we're not doing this this jeff we're having some fun and I jump on top of the case and then I say get get behind me put your hand on my back let's go oh I thought that was going to be his idea and it was going to be terrible serono it's my idea it's a great story so he he goes Okay like he's very like I didn't WanNa do but like he he puts his hand on my back and he starts like we both have microphones and I start moving like a puppet and he does a couple of jokes I'm like and then we're improving back and forth and the the the audience just laughing and going like this is the craziest thing you've ever seen and then he stops puts his head down and goes oh my God this is the worst thing I've ever done and then I said in the microphone Jeff I saw your second special and he laughs Soho artsy audience right so hard comedy and then we just had this moment we and then we took the photo it's on my instagram somewhere at Brad Williams comic of that of of US onstage at the Montreal Comedy Festival with Him Woodfire manipulating me like I want to move I it's Jason I say names today who do I mean today Casse Jason Jason Voorhees who's interested Development Jason Bateman Yeah I don't think that's what means Yasha Ruben I told him I was doing that on stage but I was like I got that impression from watching you and bless his heart he was you can have a Jason Bateman off it's so speaking of the Montreal oh come festival speaking of puppets I have a question for you did you think I was the puppet there we were doing a roast poppet name Randy Randy Randy and they were like randy felt face randy felt face and randy felt face which is the Clinton little yeah he goes his identity secret and yes you WanNa see who I am yes and you walked out yes it was so great because he's behind this cardboard like shield yeah and it separated from the back so you know no one's walking out or no one's so you see Randy Randy felt face just go down below the cardboard yup and then I popped up above the cardboard and the place went nuts yeah 'cause they're like way and you and let's at each other I was I was like fully reacting to imagine check my face was shocked and then afterwards I realize a can we say this you're not randy velvets I mean yeah we so as much as people but that's why you're asking is how could you fall guy you anyway I'm randy felt like who's pretending to be Randy Michael J. also felt for it so don't feel bad and like so what that means is I was behind cardboard the entire show and no one like and I was just down there and it's also I'd like to think that was one of my considerations like no way was down there for an hour or twenty minutes yeah I for one gag which I was I was you are and I was there because I would be great and it was actually a randy's idea so it was rates I love it it was it was in to watch that whole thing how it is executed is unreal how he does it how he puppets back behind the curtain literally yeah and then then I popped up and I just saw you pay freaking out and little rock all came back stage and saw me after that he goes bread can you just because like Pete and Chafe think you're the puppet Kay how do you tell them you're out w what are you talking about hilarious I worked at Disneyland I got I got to keep the magic going to believe yes he was like Whoa I mean you're not the public radio well no I'm not the puppet almost yelled do voice does randy is also Australia yeah so I wasn't doing it to screw you it was more likely due the voice yeah I was like so there was a part of me that was a little reserve yeah well yeah the the same way of Seth Macfarlane walked out here you'd be like Peter Griffin ah get out it's a it's a really really high Australian exit but yeah now that was a lot of fun and I'm so glad that you were actually I did I'm glad you fooled do as a metaphor listen so you met your wife Yes on a three away app called render at at the time it was called surrender and now it's called field because tender sued them for Copyright Infringement I WANNA be a lawyer for tender that's right we have the data they got a season you cannot fight if you swipe right contractor. Yes so I'll tell you the full story the full story is that I was burnt the road I need you to start with how you started having three ways on an APP get their okay just just know that you're talking to a guy that's interesting I know can't start it was interesting to me and I was burnt out from standup I did three years in a row of forty eight weeks on the road and that's that that can burn you out so I was hearing that you're right like you just hear the schedule of people that one last comic standing well I guess I don't want to win it's pretty madness and someone offered me a job is a morning radio show host in San Francisco California and I said sure that sounds great yeah I don't have traveled onto the planes I didn't realize the nightmare of waking up before thirty am every day but So I took I took the job and I started doing this show with some amazing people Kevin Kline and Allie Johnson who are still on the radio but now down here in Los Angeles so we were we're doing this show Klein not the actor he's a radio DJ what's up everybody time in the movies and I wanNa tell you about traffic not the guy who my girl artists artists Gordon Wild Wild West not that guy wow I would have gone he's choice you went to his demon you went right to the back of his mind if you do passed on Nia to do that L. Y. You know why no song and the Matrix One zero zero more coming to town you can't do it where would so one of the Games we decided to play on the radio show because I didn't know anyone in San Francisco I I I moved there I had no friends is we decided played game called tinder or grinder where would flip a coin basement of land on would go on either attended or grinder date foot the coin side note the very first time we played it it landed on Grindr I did go on one grinder date bisexual I'm not just all demand I made a profile I matched the very lovely large red headed bearded man whose profile name and he told me to only call him ginger ginger beer ginger beer you may call me ginger ginger beer I went all right ginger beer meat gummy bear let's do this ship so and we have a very gummy bear your read that's a high compliment we had a very lovely date I explained the whole thing I said like hey this radio thing I'm straight and he goes care let's go have fun so we went and we are you tell them right up top yeah I I told him and we went to a sports bar we drank we watched sports he told me I was handsome it was literally one of the best days I've ever been it was it was pretty damn great shall do ginger beer so the next day I'm going to go on the radio and I'm GonNa talk about me date with Ginger someone calls in and goes you guys do in tender grinder have you heard about th- render and I go fuck is th- render and he goes oh that's tinder for threesomes well and I'm like I have imagine succeeding if you're signing up for three-under yeah you're down for two so I go on the APP and I go yeah sure we'll try this I go on the APP I match with a two a very lovely women 'cause you can go on is a single match with two other singles you want a single match with a couple you can go on as a couple and try to get a single so there's always different options and signing up now I have an idea well we need to do you remember what ED my birthday's coming up I just met a guy named ginger you're going to have a lot of fun so I matched with two women and we all agree to go on a date together and we meet this coffee shop down in North Beach and but one of the women does not show up just doesn't show it this is your first time using render yes I somebody bailed somebody bailed now it's just ten roads when I was just me and and this other woman and we're just going to meet and we're going to make sure that we are who we are from the photos yeah we're not being catfish or anything and then we're GONNA go the thing that we're we're we're GONNA go fuck okay like that that's we're going to go do incentives yes it is and and on so we go she's not showing up okay well do you want to just have this Dayton she's like yeah that's fine and as we're talking getting to know each other we're like Oh crap I like you I don't this is not I don't want to be preview Oh shit like you yet auto threesome research future day Mathews has had so many through as one time he was having a three way and he forgot the other person under the burden.

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"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

30:24 min | 1 year ago

"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Six foot is just all in the same realm it's funny you know what it is it's marching that's what I say I'm the table you're dreaming under L. Weird pain we say that was history yeah that's just that's just that's just big cookie right that's just big cookie sending their message big and I was trying to limit able bodied obviously you're able bodied I'm serious the word we average side we say we're researchers yet your Richard greenhut them yeah on a road trip ere it is learned in loved I and you came for Christmas the first knock isn't you but it is ski showers in I want the juice man never patted on the head I mean never do that can we also just never had a human it's not good iced by the way Oh that's the sad part is that these rules you think you think they're what I'm that Jesus Christ that you next one is even worse and I literally if I don't say this at the end of my show I will be asked to do this at least five t uh-huh do not under any circumstance when you see a little person pick them up I do not New Year GonNa say that do that it I don't know why it's probably I this is not a joke I sometimes feel bad picking up my daughter because she was a baby and I'm like is like the most your will doesn't go she's a baby yeah but making a grown person feel like a baby right is one of the good yeah took literally as degrading the definition what I mean is on the nose degrading yeah and what's amazing to me is I will say that some people will be like it'll be like wait you're you're disappointed moment I wish Andre the giant would come in pick them up I like a mother calf Ango store I know I will couple of questions about scoop again I can't do it I love your Andrea won't won't I can't do it today Andrea impression I usually have decent Andre Jason Segel because I want to say I can't watch the documentary international kick in for that documentary was only okay for me it go as in depth as I wanted it to yeah it was very kind of like an life was hard for Andrei being large and you're like okay I figured that and you seven foot six hundred don't go in with more lower stories than there were in the dog I was like the story Ma'am McCarthy told me that when he had surgery and they asked him how anesthetize him and they said how many drinks do you have to drink to get drunk and he said after thirty six I start to feel a buzz that's why is that not all right why's that that story should be on a black screen at the beginning and then fade in yeah yeah yeah yeah I WANNA learn about Andre the giant so I wish in those moments there was that large person would be like this because this feels like yeah and now you're helpless and it's air prison wow I like liberty sounds like removal the air prison Tom Hanks news come on up in the hair and I'm square man I'm stuck Pirie knocker firm Hicks falling so that I back that would be dwarf it the Kid Oh and then for photos I don't care if you stand up and down I don't care that was one that I was wondering 'cause I'm six six I crouch uh-huh Slouch for anybody and sometimes I'm not trying to be funny with wheelchair photos and little people you're sort of like what what does anybody want what do what do what do we want what are we doing you see a Lotta easy hover hand photos there's also a lot of people like crouching in Awkward yeah yeah I feel like when you see someone dramatically smaller than you at that point becomes when I see like h transgender person come up to me and I go okay what's your Pronoun Yeah just tell me Tell me tell me and I'll do I do the boys to men squat if it's a little boys to Vince You put your hands up like you're afraid you put your hands like this and squat and white pants maybe face wrote this one school you too sorry you're like a hip hop thing I do like chains dangling off my chest funny sometimes sometimes it's a convenience thing sometimes at the end of the show there's not that much room to take the photo you gotta squat down just so we can all fit in that and I say there's a relief when I'm seated Israel's choice removes done everybody wins Yeah exactly exactly so that yeah that would be the etiquette now what are what are is there in anything else behind closed doors that would be helpful who you guys are having your whiskey sours and you're like these fucking people don't understand I don't WanNa put you on the spot in no it's fine I feel like this is a great opportunity with with with a lot of people that would be curious and that would want to know and that's what you find out is that a lot of people do want to know and they're like Oh what can we do that yeah good for you that's I it's funny because I want to say don't offer open some people like that you're right you know you did I watch that ass burgers documentary it's called ASPERGER's are us and they go it makes me cry every time I watch it as I feel like there's a lot of aspen my fam- diagnosed ASP and at the end they go if you meet one person with Asperger's you've met one person with asperger's and I just start cried you go so I call bullshit on Myself Brad there you Jeff Dunham Story Jeff Dunham story smooth and and keep it like a bird on my show and I go if this goes sideways this I'm doing a masterclass can you relate when someone does a masterclass you're sorta sad you're like they got him yeah Bill Gates teaches programming like how they got bill I don't want Bill Gates to do that it's like whenever I see like Elon Musk do a podcast or neil degrasse Tyson Do something for a comment like whenever I would see As Stephen Hawking like do a comedy bit I like he's too valuable I know make him do things that Jenner the world I felt that way when I was with Blake Griffin where again in Montreal I can't shake the fact that we're just walking on the street and I'm like your hands are worth forty million shake you're giving people the thing you write lamb basketball's with right just any drunk guy you meet who I arm had season that would be like us like being like here here's my learn ex yeah like do you like my larynx like yeah it's not ah it's amazing when he's he's he's a thousand people's jobs yeah that's it yeah that's not not not a lot of people yeah Oh yeah yeah there is that thing where it's like jeeze like don't put it out can't ensure this man yes so like Poland like I being in there I just watched the Bill Gates documentary I've been watching it to net flicks where he created fucking toilets that don't run on collect trysofi anything no and they do and they put out nothing but ash and drinkable wash drinkable water and and like St I realize it's not just having money inability there needs to be you have to care yeah and that's what I couldn't believe he wrote an email to all these people being like I'm trying to get this happening and do you remember this in the dock and they most people didn't reply any email from bill at Microsoft Dot Com on your dislike Bill G. G. E. J. Boys to men that might be like you get an email from Bill Gates you have the stones or the DRC to just be like no if I was if I was bill gates my email address would be a gift like some something that you'd have to be a genius Wozniak has his card is coated I love it so when he gives you his card you have to you have to decode it and I tell you James Gordon on this podcast told the story where to give Tom Hanks was gonNA give James Corden phone number and he sent him a mix impossible box with like shit to figure out and at the end after all this impossible math he called the number and and fucking a- and then he dials the number yeah this is like several days later how could he know sure Tom Cruise answers the phone now you have my number like Wayne Gretzky says if you can shoot from the top of the circle hit the post ten times yeah I appear then you're like what yeah and then he he Qatari waiting for James Corden call so Jeff Dunham story we'll do that and then we'll get to how I met my wife which is one of the reasons why you WanNa be on this podcast in the first story yeah it is so I was doing the Montreal Comedy Festival the aforementioned Mantra Festival which I I also have a question for you after this story I was on the Jeff Dunham gala and it was fun gala he hosts it for you hosts it and brings on like eight different comics they perform galleys pretentious word for a show it's a show it's a show in a spectacular aired on television and it's wonderful so he brings me on stage I do my set I got a standing ovation in that in the big theater incredibly impressive it was I got a seated polite listen we're Canadian we don't interrupt you gave them shit in Montreal I was like you guys don't give up a role varies and someone went we're listening as the most Canadian wow we're listening they don't want to interrupt yeah and they gave me coating so I go thank you and I am walking on stage Dunham comes back on stage and can I just stop you is this moment of before we know what happened okay it's just delicious because I am so nervous and frightened and it's just not just know it's going to be eight okay Dunham comes onstage and goes Brad get back out here all right so just walked back out there I don't know what's casting Jason Segel Brad get out her can I play me today Kaz oh gets okay yeah as long as I can play me in the in the part doesn't go to college okay good he he he he gets so much so I walked back any goes I just want to take a selfie with you and have the crowd in the background and.

Richard forty million shake seven foot Six foot
"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

14:02 min | 1 year ago

"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"And you probably covered some of the bay sector and then what what happens and I'm invested goes onstage I had the microphone I sit down on the side of the stages go shit on a deck I got a standing ovation and is the best part his name and his legal name this legal name Clinton shorter Clinton shorter is as middle named a Bill Clinton but shorter hi how you folks I really let's say Clinton but shorter butcher she goes so you vacuum diamond butcher then you perfect Clinton sure that's his name is any any is the guy's standing ovation and then he had the microphone back to me and I almost needed to take a moment like I need to acknowledge what just happened here like this this was amazing and now we keep in touch any it goes yeah the Houston is booking me more and it's like because of Ed because they saw him get a standing in front of a sold out audience how lake and that to me more than a lot of the things I've done them I don't mean to be cliche but as I get older I'm like giving and Surveys and pat paying it forward people really onto something there and we're so resistant all we do is medicate right let's get to the couch and field good as we can while we watch images of other people's lives right and meanwhile some real shit could be happening and you could be helping out and did an amazing how how it came to the you yeah you were being paid while you did that right I got paid while I did the Shag for being sweetheart you figured it out the best way to do it yeah so so the fact that that's happened now and there's an there's several their dwarf Comedians have started since I've done it now I don't know if I'm if I'm the reason why they did I don't want to assume that I am but a- It's nice to know that there's 'cause because before there was just there's three us there was ten Davis Nick Novicki me yeah that's about it I think Danny would burn kinda did it for a little while but like the that was pretty much it in terms of touring comics working comics right and so I like to see more and I don't I don't care if you like oh but what if they do your style of materials yeah I don't I don't care do do their jokes alright `new jokes I'm Ryan Right I'm sixteen years and if I if I can't ride a joke better than someone who's three years in talking about talking about dwarfism that I'm I'm not in a good position right what is that noise that is the cord on your workout machines don't call it a worker okay that is your cord on your clothes Hanger Funny Towel Dryer No my God Sweet Lord Okay How me I'm GonNa get to Jeff Dunham sure you're at a am I right in saying dwarf and a Little Person Convention on it Yup interesting it's from the organization little people of America. LPGA started by the actor. Billy Barty when he's when he it was called midgets of America and that's why I have I'm very torn about the word midget because they started off saying we're midgets of America and then a few years later they're like don't call us that and I'm like Oh wait little people started the Fr- the term midget didn't start it can I say it in context I am says context it's fine context I'm not had people so they but they called their organization that they they didn't start the word but they called the organization this reminds me of I saw people asking for honey and they were old vests this is in Chicago probably in two thousand two and they were and it said help our word children I don't even want to say ooh Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh right there was a time it's over yeah when they were like a doctor would be like your child is blank yeah that was a medical condition medical terminate fucked up we fucked up but the the words started as a self declaration it started before that and the I don't know when it started and this is one of the reasons why I'm so torn confused with how I should feel about this word the word has midget I don't no if I should be mad and I don't if I'm not mad should I force myself be mad I don't know I'm very torn because a lot of slurs refer to something that is hateful and disgusting and like we call someone this thing because they eat this or because there is look a certain way or their faces a certain color like they there are some routes in evil. I don't know where the evil roots are with the word Midget I've heard Barnum Kinda popularized it but it was used before that so maybe that's where it comes from right I don't get upset when I hear the word for me it's it's very much context because if someone drives in a pickup truck and just yells out okay well then yeah that kind of that kind of made but if they drove by win in little pay like it's also offensive you know what I mean so I I'm very torn with the word I always people you know what I don't mind if you call me that but when you see another little person out and about don't use the word right so that's how I you use it in your APP yeah in my act because I don't WanNa word that power over me I don't want to be able it reminds me of shells love of the N. Word he said in his interview with my Angelou who obviously is very against the n word right it was a very on iconoclasts it's worth watching I chapelle does this talk and he kind of defends it's a similar approach he's yeah you can't have that yeah I don't want someone to be able to have a word that they know that if they call me this word they win yeah like that's their ultimate colledge hammer where it's like I can't block that I have to be mad like there's a bit about that really yeah when a White Guy Black guy are fighting they use that word it it's not a level playing field anymore it's weird that's one of us has an atomic bomb yeah yeah and cracker I mean it's not the same because I mean there's just so there's so much history in hate young murder and disgustingness right when that were yeah I and I don't feel there's discussing this with the word midget but and but it's also the reason why I don't want to have that power I don't want someone to think they have that however me and the word is not powerful to me when you call me midget I don't have to do a midget thing like I don't have to be like well you said that so now I'm going to go do all right now I'm GonNa go go go to my house in the tree I I'm not GonNa do that I laughed so hard at the door I'm so sorry but that is so funny q i I'm sorry you said it to be fun it really made me laugh good yeah 'cause I always was very confused I watched cartoons I'd grown up in David the gnome they lived in like trees and mushrooms and things like that one of the problems with little jokes are so easy yeah wouldn't you say there easy and also I'm I'm discussing this act right now where I go anyone can do my group is also one of the only groups are stereotypes aren't real what's our stereos I like our stereotype like like go down the list of Dwarf stereotypes it's like Oh we're Leprechaun's okay that's fantastical We made cookies okay that's Keeler that's just me Oh you know what I mean so like there's all these stereotypes that we have like lupus okay that's fantastic or Munchkins that's also fantastic all right like nothing is like the thing where it's like oh no they actually do that right I think you touched on when you get into making fun of how little person runs I think we're kinda close to the nerve there aren't we here we go me to my question how do other in your experience other doors feel about your ass usually upset until they see it is that right yeah I've had so I can't help but shake like when somebody is onstage especially let's take an Asian comedian shirt for all white UPHOLSTER and they're up there or black comedian or anything that's not a white anglo-saxon Protestant yet you are funny funny like Iraq story as a researcher what you call us the grocery store you'll find out you are but anytime I see somebody really killing a bunch of white people doing jokes that if a white person said be racist I always get that weird feeling where I'm like you just gave us a pass because as as mammals we go but this is just more otherness more other other ring of somebody if they're doing it it's okay it's one of these things we have as pack animals as pattern recognizing mammals so it can be some really racist Shit there's obviously I'm not saying this about you at all but I've seen comedians where I'm like you're just a bad comedian and you go up in front of dumb white people safe fucked up shit that that fucked up white people think they're like it's okay did you can't be racist yeah like the up thinking is one of them is here why is race they say this in the British office why should racism only be offensive to those races it should just be offensive that's right offensive that's just bad it's bad yeah and that's why I'm wondering do other little like hey you're you're you're kind of yes so there's a story and this happened this happened to me I don't know if you've ever toured and got to go to Joey's comedy club in Livonia Michigan but I haven't lived oh you haven't lived and Joey in Livonia it's closed but close joey closed Joey's was it a kangaroo club get it I get it you got a kid so I was doing a show there and I was actually protested by little people get the local chapter of the L. P. A. There came out to my show and I'm I'm I'm going to say a line from my act back when it happened but they came out with the picket signs and everything away they weren't picket signs they were three by five cards they were they were they were really protesting and I invited them in see the show I said I don't know why you're not liking me and they said because you say the word midget that's a horrible word in your in your telling other people say the word midget and I go have you seen I show yeah and they go no I go okay watch the show watch the show then if you still hate it then then we'd have a conversation and because you're a you're a brave man son of a lawyer so is that right yeah we're gonNA high-powered white suit lawyers and we're going to your plan so sorry invited them all in and because at the time selling tickets and there's plenty of room and only three of them decided to see the show the the there was about twelve and restroom said no but the three that came to see the show they talked to where they're like oh you're not doing what we thought you were doing it all oh like you're going on stage and you're empowering the Green Book Makes Crack Oh that's a green book reference I thought when you say Christmas that was an Alfred I'm glad you clarified in the movie green the mother never would therefore so I've performed at the at the little people convention I performed at the Convention for about five hundred little people and they came up and they were like awesome because they see it and they go oh you're empowering like explaining you're describing the life and like I do one of the things that they love is that I do at the show before I do my meet-and-greet I explained rules for interacting with little people I know this is what you do what Oh all right first of all because I was my question before was when two people are at the convention and they're having this conversation yes what people don't understand is like three no one feels great there was a time when bald people in the ground at a comedy club yeah you're getting rubbed to suck coupon among the ball guys like thirty dollars right now everyone's looking looking laughing at me yeah never on the head Jesus Christ I mean come on then then the.

America LPGA Billy Barty Chicago thirty dollars sixteen years three years
"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

32:05 min | 1 year ago

"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"On volume up all those up who's not who's not singing nickelback rockstar. That's great yeah you can and that's how he told he must he was bathing may doesn't trap meant he didn't just say among San not the hero they deserve what they hear that almost I let other people get the glory I'm really a giver doc so you're close with your pop very you'll go in laugh yeah I took him to a comedy show and see what's on stage Amancio started making jokes the the audience that was not around me laughing hysterically the audience around me at this point we're at the point where you were laughing I was laughing I loved it could loved it I don't know why that made me giggle yeah so cracking up and Mencia looked and he no he noticed the chain well there's a frequent yeah yeah the nest kicked on right it's getting warm in a pocket of club right we we we do that and he goes like you guys aren't laughing and he's and he said the words what is one of them here and I just raised my creepy little hand in the air like what that Oh my God and he goes eight hand they're very softened their work today Oh yeah because I have very soft hand collide people go what soft hands and I'm like never worked at that I don't I hold him I speak if something happens around the house that needs fixing So he saw me and then invited me up on stage and said I wanNA talk to you so I walked onstage could go so bad right like looking back on it as comics I would never do that so I walked onstage he asked me questions I answer the questions I wasn't trying to remember because I know I know the I laugh I got an Improv stage was said so what do you do for a living and ago and this is an Orange County California where I grew up and I go oh I work at Disneyland and there was a little laugh from the audience and then I turned to them and went fuck you not one of the seven that's and big laugh and I'm just like the seven Oh yeah yeah and then that was that was the first I was like oh I gotta do this and it's really interesting when I watched your special I'm sure you've talked about this ad Nauseam I used to know Nick Novak easy to remember next I nick is a another little person comic and LPC LPC's we'd like to say and I've known him since we were children way before comedy no way way before I know but we went to dwarf conventions together their convention you didn't know this now conventions wonderful we all go to the same hotel and anyone that goes to sleep drunk and just wakes up and doesn't know this Dwarf Convention freaks the fuck out love it they just go like what is happening because it's like a thousand wars ring with us in Wonderland pier the giant you met him at a convenient because of your shared interests in comedy kid kids so we so we just we conventions they try they try to dress them up like oh we're here for togetherness in community and their doctors come specializing dwarfism and then there's there's clothing exchanges their sporting events and by the way if you've never seen a dwarf track meet you have not lived a run or airy I didn't know I ran like that until I saw a tape of me running I go oh yeah I definitely do the dwarf run the door the door front I'm sure a lot of you know it but it's either it's either aside ways lamp or its legs going off to the side and not one in front of the other and there's a swivel it is hilarious and they tried is it up like that but really it's the reason for the commission is to get laid you guys are bone in each other off so much there's so much sex with the goodness I know your wife is not a dwarf correct that's right that's funny Oh my God oh you're a comedian are you good I just wanted my wife cow waters I don't know how to interview I hear that you can take the fact that I you know I'm not going to be offended and it's fine yeah I know but I'm like thinking about people being offended on your behalf and those people are stupid pizzas they're worried how easy it is to my question how egotistical are you that that someone says something that is about a certain group the group he's fine with it and you make it about you you selfish asshole like a joke about a certain group and I look at a member of that group and they're like laughing I go cool all right I worry I worry that sure that that that person like if you're at the Mencia show and you're laughing as I've said this before I was the fattest kid in junior high which means I was the fat kit and there were times when people would make fat jokes and would laugh right because you wanna look cool oh phone call me call me and they and they will go Big Big breath assists which is I know we lab now you're sitting next to my son made it I saw when I sweat from these I would stay on the phone Brad just show them that I was a good sport so I think we worry so this leads me to my question which forgive me sure that's not make the mistake of saying you represent a group I mean you when you go on stages of dwarf you have to address it in the same way that I don't know any any there's other there must be a comparison here but there's certain things with comedy we talk about ourselves well the guy who I think he got second or third he's he's he used to open for me is name is Ryan Knee Miller he's a comic and he was just on America's got talent he has two arms that are like ah one arm he has like a finger just one and then the army has like maybe two or three yup and they're dramatically shorter than what arms traditionally are so if he walked onstage ignored and didn't talk about that and I've said this before but if I went onstage and just start talking about groceries and that the airline food the whole audience just staring at me like does he know when is he aware Jeff Dunham puts the pits down yeah so I'm from Florida yeah there is what's that you have done I'm sorry can't wait okay you're not gonNA forget no because I don't want I don't want to Belabor this this isn't like a fucking heavy show it's fun but as I'm watching you do a lot of little people jokes and I go is he does he want to do these jokes or does he have to do these little bit of both jokes because I have to talk about it like we said and there's a part of me that wants to cerebral palsy is the comparison Josh blue Ah yes and the thing that I want to do the jokes because normally and this is what I love so much about stand up is normally dwarves in movies and TV shows someone else's controlling the message there's a writer there's a producer there's a that's right I say enter dwarf what's up guys get it on the side I gotTa keep my insurance but her writing it and you're doing it I'm in control the message I get control what the audience hears and I get I get to control what they experience so I control the I control the perspective and I can let them know like hey you know you may have thought this thing about little people this is what it actually is this is what we actually experience and I think in so far is discover this is that the audience is generally intrigued that's a world they are not familiar with a vast the vast majority you do have the benefit of curiosity right out the gate which is the best frequency is you can have to walk onstage and have the entire audience go oh what's this what's that like what's the story yeah what's the story what is this Syrian sure like if if someone walked onstage and said I was raised in a cult for twenty years and then just left it alone and be like get back to the called right I want to hear about you know so and now like after two albums and three specialists I'm really way from the from Dwarf Jokes I'll never be completely rid of them because it's the only directive I I right I don't have to tell the joke like Oh this is how day went from a from a five foot ten man's perspective right so when I talk about driving centimeters fund for a second I did think you were five times five times because you you at six nine so that's what five ten is to me I completely equal the whole world looks like a Katy Yeah you and Katie for you anyone below Ascot but about pappy Davis listening and I look at anyone over five foot is yeah that's all the same Hilarie if you're if you're six nine if you're five seven that same thing that's hilarious what difference to me but yeah so so I'm so after two three you're kind of fading out a little bit yeah but that's what I mean is there is a burden sure that you kind of get the luxury of moving away from like even Peter Dink Lidge the station agent did you see the station you know like he was I thought it was wonderful watching the station agent as dwarf is required like they they told us at the meeting you to watch stop your door nine I'm sorry I said adorable it's thirty three's but you are fun I tend to become the person I'm interviewing horrible but I feel like that's more for you to say it's fine you're valley and sixty nine wow this room and nothing extraordinary stop the fucking the station agent so you any did that but Dingo is one of those guys sorry I know Gingrich has to be somebody that you've thought about because he's has faded out his he seems like one of those guys nine bullshit he went on Saturday night live and I know this because I know several cast members and writers he told them as the host he goes no dwarf jokes I love it absolutely not and there's a part of me that wishes jokes and up in a part of me that just insanely respects him for doing that yeah but just goes no I'm not going to be that guy yeah and like and then he he did some great sketches on their heated one where he was with Gwen Stafani senior song called space pants and it was it was fucking great I it was awesome how I don't remember that not one reference to being a little one reference pretty during the entire show and I was just waiting for it I'm just like come on go on they do it is he gonNa do it and then know how did that feel it felt like like I said I was kind of torn about it because I go that would have been a great opportunity to do some dwarf jokes and Corrective Way make fun of People like my Dad Oh yeah no vegetables that's something like that so like yeah I feel like there's a little bit an opportunity missed but at the same time what a great thing to do where you just go no this is about that this is about me hosting this classic show I'm going to do that right it it was really it was really admirable and I really would that part but there there is a weird so here's how it all comes full circle so that's how I got started was Mencia called me up on stage I made yeah I made the audience laugh I got bit by the bug proceed I love fast forward to you entered the spider verse about four months ago I was at the Houston Improv and ICS Dwarf in the audience and I'm doing jokes and he's laughing says the movie rockstar he realized that right it is Walberg I've seen it I stand up and share that's how that's how you know life is too long both seen Rockstar says on the cover it's not my best work that's not that great I see this is us is he's a little person and he's laughing and I do a couple of jokes about him any laughs you're you're laughing like you're you're having a great time and I go what do you do for a living he goes I'm a stand up comic get out and I go you proud did you beam it's like Oh my God yes oh great and how long have you been doing it goes about four about four years and I go would you like to do it right now and I was forty minutes into my set so I did uh-huh comics should ever do but in this I gave up the microphone I just didn't get up here and the audience was cheering and I do I wonder if you had burned any of his MRS if I probably like to me like we were talking about cerebral palsy new faces there was a hilarious young woman forgetting her name that cerebral palsy and if she was show Josh there's a conversation backstage shirt like hey what what are you doing my doing it's like the ex we all have this Jay's going to do his jokes about dads are great I need to know right I need to comics going on stage that just had kids we gotta go okay what are you talking about and so this kid is kind of in a tricky position because you did forty awesome stand up comedy he does five minutes did you lied him standing ovation Oh.

Mencia Amancio five foot forty minutes five minutes twenty years four months eight hand four years
"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

15:49 min | 1 year ago

"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Own Hand is our Doto Symbol G and I'm yon in the news Shaw keep back and Nash Clears Man I hope he narrates his whole life in great all day yeah can you imagine Anita Alvarez screaming fans Dax means is there's always something to do even if it's just hanging out with the baby it's not like activities there's always kind of somebody there that you're hanging out with it so it sort of fills your days but here's what they don't tell you what I wish people would tell you your baby will get up especially in the first four weeks or whatever there's going to be a lot of time rich blom quest and Kristen Schaal were like it's like camping that keeps that one you do whatever you want but I find it helpful okay you and your wife going to be up in the middle of the night multiple times and if you go like this is like camping changes how you perceive it rather than like oh I have to wake up then sure yes like this thing that we get to do nine months for having you know when you're camping you might wake up because I'm als- outside your ten right and it's like I've talked to speak that's only if you did mushrooms campaign the House August podcasts yeah the other thing they don't tell you is when you get up yes it interrupts your sleep but you're in line of yeah so they don't tell you to most people they hear a baby like on an airplane we love our baby lose her shit a little bit on an airplane pretty great but she'll cry you don't hear at the same way no I'm not saying it's music like pleasant but there's so much information in your baby's cry you're like the sizing it you're like does she need how does she just need to be out is this you need a little lock tired here you hear all the stuff so it's different Sir and it's the same way for relationship things like sometimes I find myself telling stories about my wife going Oh wow if I wasn't outside perspective hearing this story I think it was lame or like wow that's cheap your pussy whipped or whatever and I don't know I like this yeah that's right this myself how lame our life is like we went to we're talking about show Biz things we went to a fund Premiere Party and we laughed to come home and watch succession I think we can round wagon and really tackles from are you watching this okay it's good now I need to we just for the KP and really he always says something kind of hip hop to he's trying to young guys talking to kind of you know killer Instinct great second album in I'm sorry interrupted you bro it's fine get the thing that people are telling me that I'm trying to do it to warn me there turned tell me that thing that like oh you're never gonna go out now your life it's GonNa Change you're never going to go out now I'm just like I have a bit about that Oh yeah I I'm not saying you can't do that okay because I feel like this might be a bit for you and I want you to have in searching for it said when we had a dog that was a great excuse to not go out but yeah we're like we can't you have a one woman show I wish our babysitter is dead we're going to funeral I wish we could be there because they don't WanNa go out and then the second part of the bid is people shouldn't say go out now when your wife is pregnant fucked up movies now because like us is off the menu after you have a baby yeah you don't want to watch a movie about four d'appel hangers breaking into your home and stealing your children no we're just like Oh yeah that's for other people yeah that's not fair yeah and I've already started like crying at things the impression mood apparently like cried it Indiana Jones in the last crusade I watched it again yeah and the ending with the dad makes me cry now and it's like Oh because now I get it Brad even before the show even for my daughter's born yeah Indiana what's the dog's name listen that is one of the great benefits is you see and feel so much more yeah and your heart opens much more and there's a real I don't want to sound too evangelical meaning trying to get people to have kids I sure most comedians go ahead and stick to the three am twix I need you as a pair Duncan trussell I heard him say recently we need comedians to be wild because it's like going to the zoo you go and see like wild the people and that's great so not everybody needs to like kind of merge in the words of Lorne michaels everyone loves the monkeys I love that yeah that's wonderful when he says that everyone goes to see the monkeys when when you go to the zoo and yeah you would not like it unfiltered if you went to see the monkeys and the and the I think on the couch watching Netflix you you want them monkeying Iran yeah throwing their pool and each other you want really help me understand when I do no matter how like tranquil feelings and or calm when I get onstage I want to get in touch with the party that's bothered Sebastian to be bothered that's fine the monkeys yes it's funded that part of you that part of you well done yeah and it's good and it's healthy 'cause you get that out and thankfully we have the opportunity to get that out in an environment that supports that yes it's controlled offstage most nights and now what is everyone else doing this is why there's a weird guy at the office it's still saying fucked up he needs to find a better outlet yes I don't know what it is AH I don't know what it was Poker Games I don't know it would be nice if we weren't fucked up but everybody is a little bit and we have this wonderful way to let out some of our Weirdos thoughts even if they're just they'll read this joke I love it I go you ever have to poop so bad. Up Second most people I my mom can't just say that at shirt no I mean I don't WanNa know what would happen if she did I know she'll be a weird way the talk of the town anyway I'm saying not every comedian needs to have a baby correct obviously but I do see there's a risk in the comedy world and show business and role to become what I would call vampire Nocera to you live in a castle you have no one you love right and it doesn't have to be kids or wife or husband family I'm just talking about like let's keep friends in our lives yes let's have rituals like Garry shandling is a great example he didn't have a wife he didn't have kids but he had a regular fucking basketball Aschenbach any mentor this saying don't if you just come down the hill do a set and go back and just I don't know that's like a myth it's you're a mythic I it's funny some love Neal Brennan was on stage at the store the other night talking about like he doesn't understand why people get married why people have kids like he doesn't get it Ron funches followed him and went Neil you need some love in your life at its Hilar- you need someone to love you that is so we need to wake up and look and be like everything's okay areas it was so great to hear that because I was going on after Ron and all my stuff is now new baby trade oh I will say watch that J. Larson go up that's too much acid he went for me and he did a whole routine about how dads are the best and I have a whole routine about how dads are worse and like I just needed to listen the J. got off stage and I was that bit didn't work as well and they were like you had j. did like fifteen minutes about dads are the best and then I got up was like they smell like original listerine I falling off a ladder it's so funny say that when one of the biggest bombs ever saw was I did a show one time and I just got back from doing a USO tour and there was a guy who was actually coming to see my show that was that saw me on a previous USO tour in like he made it back and oh he's good and like so I did all the soldier material and it was very raw raw very patriotic and support the troops and then the next Omic did not watch me goes on stage and this is like right in the middle of like Iraq Afghanistan war Iraq part two and he is like at fucking troops up and starts going into it he got booed and threw shit at and he ran off where us you don't want to details yeah it was here yeah it was in la it was an al-Qaeda America I'll say the club it was at the Ontario Improv. Okay and then he came off like what the fuck happened that bit always does well and I'm like did you not see me and the soldier has the moment in any went onstage and shot on the whole thing you talk to the soldier yes audience knew there was Zola's in like the biggest bomb can I tell you where was I was in Arizona and there was a guy I wasn't doing well because it was Arizona come on Arizona I had one rough show in Arizona and doing what my dad does so I go Arizona's not a good place blanket statement ten years ago anyway and I there was a guy with sunglasses in the club and I go I think I just I'm not that much of an asshole on sage I'm just like a cool guy wearing sunglasses I know where this going not as if he was waiting for it what do you call it he picked up his cane and let it assemble shake right does a little drink sixty line he he had a prop and he was ready and he had the t and he had the move all planned out like this is why I do any second please set me near the front I need room for my Wingspan Yeah I've got I've a bit put me on the aisle that happened to you some similar thing with the blind is I saw someone in front rows sunglasses may made a joke look down saw the dog and was like well he's got a dog this guy fucking club Aab sorry is this your emotional support view Pisa crab I know I use it to move warmer yeah that isn't on your wikipedia uh-huh It said that you you were made fun of by Mencia yes kind of how you got into this into this mess I was nineteen years old I took my dad to see Mencia for father's Day weekend at the Bray Improv in so that would be sixteen years ago and do some in two thousand three I'm GonNa put a pin in the story sure you're like close with your dad like Ari I'm on my I'm on my dad tip yeah very my dad cried while summarize the movie deer hunter to me you go and he points the gun at the DP it was actually very sweet can't pull the trigger Tin Euro but then he also thought the movie was about loyalty and country and I was like isn't it about losing your mind that's war right okay about country you know and that's that's a perfect metaphor for how people interpret Fox News Buddy Dad and I'm not I really do love my dad I'm not saying that as a caveat to say whatever I Want I love my dad and he is such a good example of how none of us myself included z anything we just see what we project onto it yes so he watched a movie that I think a lot I'm not an expert in the deer hunter but it seems to be like a haunting critique of Vietnam War yeah and he's like when your country calls I almost went entry needs you you you.

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"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

12:08 min | 1 year ago

"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"J. C. Penney I have not I have not gotten that that good we're at dinner with them yeah that's fun it was nice he gave me advice on how to be a father and balanced career because he kind of you walked away from a lot of stuff and so he could focus more on being a father he rick Moranis Beta Yeah Rick Rick Moranis is a fascinating character to maybe I think there was a tragedy and then he was like I'm out and I'm just going to raise my kids yeah find that very moving kind of did that in a Beta way yeah we're smaller yeah he just kind of kept doing standup you didn't do as many movies or anything like I was asked I was asking him advice on how to do that and my wife was also with us and he was talking like hey this is the performers brain this is how this is what you have to what you have to realize are are are you going through any of that right now because how old your kid we don't know you don one birth one year birthday was on the twenty third and her party tomorrow let me that look at that another thing I didn't ask you to do I wasn't on crashing this is my first time to a one year old hardy after the podcast then you're maybe in the in the mix like you want to be at a one year old's birthday party I've been at one before what do you mean you got nieces and nephews and then Yeah I was just talking to go is like very dark seinfeld joke he goes at your first birthday and and your hundredth birthday someone has to go these are your they are yeah and everyone just invited kids from the neighborhood I think he's just in the one year birthday parties are are an excuse for the parents too they drink a lot of things are the other parents and see and see adults because I my friends who have kids have told me that there's times and they just go I need to get out of the house need to going to see an adult I need to see someone who may not yeah throw up on me or shit themselves yeah for two hours next words and bet two oh is something about like hanging out with me when I'm drunk is like babe like why is he crying it hasn't left us room it's really funny yeah and so I'm trying to Dana so I could talk to him about that in terms what did he say about the performance rain though we'll just that like how your brain has to change in that when you have a child now your career and you are not the most important thing that's what's so healthy about it yes wonderful because right now or like before you have a kid it's it's always the career it's always the career like even in e relationship if we even though you're married even though you're yeah whatever like it's it's still it's still the career but then you have the kid in like I'm just finding out that my wife was pregnant and I described people that go in everything gets melted away everything away oh I told her DAX shepard love this way put up in check DAX Shepard said having a kid was the cure to all of his ex central crises yes because you don't you don't care you don't care and here's what else they don't tell you that I love I am not going to give you a whole Spiel I've been hanging yeah with my dad who is doing some heavy dad's planning he went on a tear about the Vietnam war started with him saying you can't talk about it you weren't there by the way my dad did not fight in Vietnam so he wasn't there in the middle of it he was I graduated we're now okay different time I almost went and I almost add to that makes you almost qualified to talk about but instead I just listened like seven minutes and I was like they they don't know what man explaining her dad's plane oh that's so funny he's got a great conversation catching up Pila I told them about Korea is I'm about McGovern or whatever the fuck was wasn't in there I didn't meet any of those people base that's what happened I don't want too much but my father just makes declarations ages God says Shit and my mother is in her own way just looking for love it's Kinda sweet she's not really in the way that you and I are having a conversation which I value kind of more than anything in a group setting my mother is just kind of testing to see if you're listening to her so she'll be quietly my dad's like swear trump has three and my mom well he's going his maybe we can get kimmy mainly and we're like what is just to love me you will you lean in and listen you're earns or essentially doing two different tactics for how to deal with hecklers that's hilarious where your dad tried to over shout them funny and then of it because what I do with hecklers is quiet grew small yeah don't dance no sword fight no because then the then the heckler gets louder that's right so then I get I get soft Dirk Brad you're such a good stand up to I want to point that out to specialists FAC in great thank you and but it's it's more than the material like year a great performer and you're really seasoned and I just WanNa give you some respect for that thank you I yeah I it's it's thank you and it's interesting that the performance aspect goes into like all parts of life when we say put a pin opinion how how I told my wife that we were pregnant I've made that into a performance yeah is she she did the thing on the stick and she's like I I don't WanNa look on the stick and I said I I will look on the stick yeah we'll tell you so I will stick I thought that something may I thought that we would probably have good news so we're trying yes you were remaining what I yet remaining wow wow that's so vague and yet I know exact- yes at me and you know what's funny audience is no too I go I didn't do anything I just remained and they didn't move guy has a pregnant wife for a comedian we all have a version of that joke yeah yeah yeah it's fine you get your turn with it all right let's put that anywhere wages drops a plate or a waiter or waitress clumsy okay Jesus back so you look at this yeah I and then I thought something may may so cute something up and I saw this Dick and I looked at I looked at my wife and I said Alexa play and then you just heard where large just her the news live is GonNa change up to speed up by cream I created album and she just looked talk about all these bands that we're supposed to hate that is why do we have to put that through our critical mind listen to it and enjoy it it's the same thing about Doritos I know they're horrible for me scientists at freed I know what I want let them give it to me once every once in a while I'll eat the whole bag it problem brown them so you put on fucking arms wide open eh because I know that's a song he wrote about having a kid so about Jeez I was talking about Jesus they're all kind of cheese the Preussen I loved creed anyone who's like everyone loved creed in the moment and then like three years later they're like oh I never liked create it's like Dave Matthews at some point I'm not sure I think he's having a Mathewson's I am I was in Denver Colorado and I'm about to namedrop the affirmation Joe Rogan was also in Denver Colorado so me and I went to his hotel and I had a lovely breakfast with him and interesting Tino and it was great and we went there Dave Matthews also in the same Hotel doing a show you knew because you've heard bent on route bad I really do two porches Honda on so I can remember doc quite the same rubber lose Myrick we're and he just loves see that's we're just enjoying doing that thing ants marching windows up volume up yeah that's it so yup and we never saw him but there were fans outside the hotel all day yeah it's like fish wow we're having fun oh yeah all I like you imagine if someone said Hey Pete what'd you do today and you said Oh I waited outside a hotel room to hopefully get a glimpse of another human and and it wasn't even him it was Tom Hanks Tom Hanks for Dave Matthews for a second I thought it was it was just it was just Tom Tom Hanks impression was it yeah you're like yeah yeah it's kind of is trying to do Pharrell the Wilson Yeah Will Ferrell and I and I went ahead and I I couldn't do it he's got like a way of speaking I'm good at impressions of people that people don't know yet like that like I can do at me get from from the comedy store didn't we talk about this I only do the book shows oh not for any reason but because the circles back to what we were saying is that when you have a kid yes you only would I am not going to tell you what you what you're GonNa do you might do differently I only started doing shows where it can be done early because you gotta get up earlier I like getting early so with the baby now what have I got up I like getting up early and watch val with the baby tend to it do it he could it suckle no so I only do the eight o'clock shows that's the first thing that you young people got ten forty five I'm like no can't do it because after I do stand up high for a few hours yes so I need to I want to go on around eight thirty and anyway and for me I'm forty I've been doing Santa for about twenty years I like to perform about three times a week and the book shows accommodate that so I don't need the the David Egon at Amiga it David Egon Yeah that Guy Booker comedy nor the north star Yes yes anyway so but goes back to what we were saying here's what I wanted to tell you so there's people tell you about how your life changed do like get up and all this first of all valid I have no memory of what life was like before but it's only been a year it doesn't yeah it's only been a year I'm not in a good way you're almost confused you're like what did we do that's what.

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"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

19:45 min | 1 year ago

"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Uh-huh I've done his podcast a number of times call about last night with our buddy Adam raise the co host so check that out I really enjoyed our talk here and as I say New York with many more to come in the meantime enjoy my chat with the wonderful Brad Williams get into it I really love it I love it blessing unless you're in this town which everything is late like if I was west or like and I look Brad I'm GonNa Disagree with you and I think what you're doing is setting a good standard no fooling we're recording come on this is the this is show Megan happen I'm just just go just go like these sounds is very npr what am I doing what is this what is he doing are you starting your own Asmar podcast you didn't ask them I guess the other day really yeah What do you what did you do whispered spread the entire podcast I was thinking if I did the ads whispering that'd be more compelling Alphabrain is his annual tropic on it Alphabrain this it's made Brad made from Earth ingredient earth things that come from the ground AH earth crowd ingredients it's all natural all the Joe Rogan got so fucking ripped people don't know this the Dow Jo- spots it that's very true you did not get it from standard exercise just on it there was no diet there's no exercise he just got it and now he's popping Jack I I can't legally say oh I can't be okay you could ask them are you have to you have to fade out you have to go back thank you I can't say that it's almost like you're slowly moving away fade out fade out this say who's vocal on the twitter community who's that every fucking body I go on twitter and Oh Why am I these are people who tweeted why you know what I mean like I was GonNa say people eight people who eat uh who eat on podcast love they love they hate as much as they hate people on eating on podcast yeah they love tweeting about it directly proportioned the The sound of massification yes they they don't like it mastic Haitian yeah that's one of my sat. yeah yeah but I it's one of those things it's one of those very annoying words where you say it and everyone just pauses and does exactly you just fucking say chewing it's easier it's better masticate yeah it sounds too much like masturbate yeah I it's like when you say you finished rated someone what's that one you use it in context I was Wanna chant all right it caught my wife with another man on the third ran on the thirty second floor of the high rise so I finished rated him you took his genitals you throw them out the window I should eat the context was you could have taken his journals off on the ground floor that was the details defenestrate yeah it means it means the act of throwing someone a window fart and then go I'm GonNa defenestrate this and open the window can you and it'd be a eric can you defenestrate a labor what is it that way to be defenestrate able these are all questions that our website my pay grade I like that I say that a lot yeah I like saying things are outside of my pay grade but we're we're both doing very well I think it's in our pay grade financially yes I can afford to say definitively they like whatever the fines Oh God cancelled culture is coming to you for saying I'm going to default on one's gonNA write us someone's GonNa tweet can be like my grandfather was finished rated well someone's grandfather can you self defenestrate like suicide I don't know I didn't finish I don't know if that's the thing I just say but I don't know of Self Defense Ministry is thing but that's that's that's definitely opened self defenestration yeah if you were going to do it the dark question sure well hey this I wouldn't want to jump out of something this is the name of the podcast who wants a three will and I want to ride roller coaster that slams into a brick wall I want I want to go ooh I wanna say it's not because he said candle culture I do want to be sensitive and I just I feel like Seinfeld it's sounds like something you'd saying Comedians I just don't understand well it's probably because it's your closest option and now we're sad and now it s a sad time something nicer okay you're funny in your Brad and you're here thank you thank you Brad and you're here it sounds like my intro song if I were on sesame street no I'm always happy to talk to you last night I've been on many time yes you every time I go why hasn't Brad on my podcast and I don't say anything because there's awkward right yeah and that's it it's always that thing where when you have a podcast or you have a you have a show as you did with crashing yeah it's like you Wanna be able to just have a new edgy for graphic but but it's that exact thing where it's like sometimes you just want to be able to talk to someone and not have to be like okay invite you on the thing I have to like well it's a little bit exhausted how do you feel doing I if you have a podcast yes do you record multiple episodes in a day yeah we did do we did three the other day Oh God is by how many times a week are you coming out well because there's a once a week but there's like we're we're our schedules are so there's two there's two of us there's me and there's Adam Ray and this is an hour our lives are getting bigger they're getting better getting more more involved you made you made the announcement on our podcast that that vow was pregnant yeah via their yes I'm coming on this one did and Ray Yeah that's now come full circle full circle your is you've you've announced seven oust it I I I've announced it I had to cancel some show rose I had to not go on the Chris Jericho Rockin Wrestling Raider at sea ooh that was a bummer. Can't tell if you're not can I have nothing against the sports guy he's a sports guy he's a I'm not trying to be funny I know he's sports jerk Louis He's the sports guys very popular he's a pro wrestler and he's also the leads a of a of a heavy metal band called Fosse Fosse the bear I mean I don't know how they got the name walk walk walk I don't know why they don't know Chris Jericho's Oh from the tweets because he's a guy and he case tweet comedy things Any is comedy on the Chris Rock and Wrestling regency on the web plugging lagging at take someone else's cruise when you have the battle last night crew we do I know guess who tech that I on your wikipedia is lacking yeah well I don't know I didn't worry about yeah I know but that's why we compete is invite people with some are and he's got a piece of what how does it not say you met your wife in a three way APP we're we're on your wikipedia jumping around to a lot of different topics oh don't worry about you we will streamline we will bring it all back we will talk about the baby oh that's my that's my goal from succession you Kinda talk like do you watch succession Seattle here it's a great show we're GONNA streamline we're GonNa Land GonNA close it we're GonNa make it happen what do you mean what going to make it happen what do you mean Kendall is a great impressions if you watch I know the I know the old guy yeah there you go I know I wasn't super troopers probably know me from super troopers yes because you seem like a comedy Gosh that is a guy that's old enough they would just immediately address you being dwarf it'd be like you it's funny you say that have you met my dad but yeah comment one would be something when your preteen Shit just happens when I when I met Jim Jefferies Dad he did a very he did a very similar thing goes well look at you like yeah y'all y'all something that's what it is and you're just like oh boy days before streaming TV that's that was people's entertainment was just like point out reality look bad bed in with one wing yeah it's not only taking a left isn't it you're going to grow up to be a shocking how well you got you got a lazy I yeah which way you look in there that was their netflix right looking woman long hair could you imagine that it said like you just insult did someone's Lazy I we also recommend people I also enjoyed one big shoe one big laughing at dwarfs freezes from Australia yes I feel like there's more frankness like British I know two different culture similar similar yes because we're because we're Americans and anything off estates of America that involves white people it's all the same yeah yeah it's we call it you're you're Jason Europe Australia's not your Europe it does it it you can spend a euro there they'll take a euro now you say no like an Australian Nar Nar here Nazi now it sounds like you're going back to rolling stones like doing the show I was watching enrolling sensitive I was like Shit this is ten years old and they look real fucking old was this the one where they're touring South America yeah I've seen that one and that was old yeah it's it's ten years old and they looked ten years older than you look dead look it's ten years ago it was like you know those things you stoke afire with it looks like they found their bodies and then after the show they just we's out lagging the case there's one house in my neighborhood that has put out their Halloween decorations and one is Mick Jagger it it could pass so I think it's a skeleton uh-huh you walk by if you put a scarf on that that's hilarious jagger but the swagger instill dancing surgery where we make fun because they're better than US I know they're going to live longer than the we will. I will probably die before Keith Richards I feel like the way he's going yeah checking twitter real quick I feel like we should you know when someone's on the mask singer and they trend and every thinks they are dead I thought Martin Short died Dana Carvey died I was so scared I was very scared right and I just had dinner with Dana Two weeks ago and I was like Oh God Oh you look so full of Life C. D. C..

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"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

04:08 min | 1 year ago

"brad williams" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Your support and get a cool fund limited edition record on that website and as always I wanNA give a shout out to the Pete's picks as I mentioned every week I don't do traditional ads on this podcast I just do Pete's picks which are actually products I'm actually sitting next to my alphabrain is my alphabrain right here Alphabrain instant which I take when I want to get it into me a little bit faster alphabrain is a new atropine which is a fancy way of saying brain item and basically it's earth grown ingredients it's not a stimulant like coffee it doesn't make you jittery it just gives you the nutrition that your brain needs from memory communication and focus basically for the past four or five years anytime I've done a podcast anytime I've written the script anytime I've done stand up literally if I'm just going out on a date and I want to be clear and able to communicate and pay attention I take a couple of Alphabrain two or three alphabrain fifteen minutes before and it's one of those things that I swear by I wish I had in college it it makes my work life and my personal life so so much better and like I said it's not something that peps you up it just gives you wonderful earth krone botanical that your brain needs to function it's clinically studied and it is shown to support memory and yes and I swear by it and you can try it people sometimes come up to me and asked me for Alphabrain I always have it on me you can try go on it an IT DOT com flash weird and you'll get ten percent off your purchase and show your support of this podcast literally a product that is changing my life for the better in a huge way so if you use your brain alphabrain can make it that much easier to use it effectively so good on it dot com slash weird the other piece pick which is sitting right here his Charlotte's web hemp oil obviously you hear how the hemp plant people smoke and get some stone but what Charlotte's web hemp oil is is it's CBD news scientists science to remove the THC and they leave the body and brain beneficial cbd so it is not an intoxicant it doesn't get used owned or anything like that it just helps take the edges off of life it helps me speaking anecdotally for me personally say wonderful stress reducer is in a for wonderful mood elevator when I'm traveling when I'm working when I was on the set of crashing I used to ask for it it was in my makeup bag that come by the powder right phase and asked me if I wanted my happy happy juices was what I called him boil it just helps me ease and flood Oh and move with whatever it is doing with a little bit more grace and ease and a little bit quicker to smile a bit quicker to laugh and a little bit quicker to say yes whatever it is I have to do while keeping my brain sharp and in the game they also make wonderful soothing balm so you can get help on you way and as I always say there are other places you can get CBD but the Stanley Brothers who make Charlotte's web are the only people that I've found that grow their hemp in Colorado for Human assumption so if you'd like to try it does the best way is to get the original formula go to CW hamp dot com slash weird and he's Promo Code keep it crispy nineteen and you'll get ten percent off and show your support for this show the third and final pick is catava a had twice today it is a plant based just superfood drink mix made the most exotic nutrient rich superfoods known to man these CATAVA team literally I've talked to them personally they go into the jungle into the Amazon to find the most beneficial ways to deliver these nutrients to people that they're not getting one hundred percent plant raced you're GONNA get Omega threes not from an anonymous source of weird mercury filled fish but from plants from Chia seeds from flax seeds there's eight super fruits build into built into it seventeen Greens and veggies really hard for me to get my Greens and veggies when I'm on the road so just take a bag of Catava with me boom for.

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Kevin Spacey Groped Massage Therapist And Tried To Force Oral Sex, Lawsuit Alleges

The Ralph Report

02:47 min | 2 years ago

Kevin Spacey Groped Massage Therapist And Tried To Force Oral Sex, Lawsuit Alleges

"Kevin Spacey has been sued by an anonymous masseuer for sexual Barrett. Best batteries skews me this masseur now Missouri's the male version of his Mizzou's of the masseuses and the Susan's female and the male version. He was hired to give Kevin Spacey massage in two thousand six. He claims. And then he was a victim of listen to this list of crime, sexual battery, assault, gender, violence, intentional infliction of emotional distress and false imprisonment. But yes and said, he was brought to Kevin Spacey's Malibu place to give him a Saggio. He was led into the massage room. We've got a massage room in your house. You're living pretty well. Shit already have a masseuse. That's true. At that point, Kevin Spacey allegedly locked the door behind them. He said, the man says that Spacey complaint of having some pain or discomfort in his groin area and needed to be massage. There was then that he was forced forced, I say, detach Kevin, Spacey's, genitals v from back to the future. Gonna come online. As the first instance, the man claims his hand was forced on the Kevin Spacey scrotum. Testicle was forced to touch him, and then he, he, he recoiled he said, but continued with the session first of all bad. On the case, Kevin Spacey again, grabbed the plaintiffs hands according to the lawsuit, and this time force the plaintiff to rub his penis scrotum and testicles. That point Kevin Spacey tried to kiss them sore, and he was groped and offered oral sex by Kevin Spacey. This man says that he is he's seeking unspecified damages according to the suit. Because as a result of that conduct, he has suffered pain, emotional distress, economic harm, loss of earnings and other damages, here's my whole thing about this. If this guy wasn't Kevin Spacey, this guy's not suing, yeah, no, and and here's my thing. If he did all these things to you and any damaged, you then call the fucking cops, but. But this lawsuit bullshit when someone's trying to cash in after the fact on this, I really resent it because I think it takes the wind out of the sales of actual sexual assault cases where people are true victims and they're trying to get Justice. This sounds to me like a cash grab. Now this may have happened, this may have happened, but this guy should have gone to the police and press charges of that was the case immediately don't come back after the fact just a civil suit and try to make some did he say how the the whole thing ended he run out. He leaves. He stay there for the homeless Masan. He says, it says, the man refused Kevin Spacey temp to kiss him at which point he was groped offer oral sex by space, and then it just. I soon he left after

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