20 Burst results for "Bouche"
"bouche" Discussed on Jury Duty: The Trial of Robert Durst
"Of like cute. Little art stores. Bob purchases house in trinidad in june nineteen ninety-five from diane bouche. Who lived next to the three story. Property bouche a well liked and well known local owned an rv park and several properties in the trinidad area bouche and durst became close. They would go to the movies or local events together. They were occasional running buddies. Diane told a local news outlet the durst spent fifty or sixty percent of his time in trinidad and that she anti were in infrequent contact via phone email and fax again. This is journalist. Michelle dean i think durst was attracted to remote areas of the country places where he could hide eureka which is another place. He spent some time in up there although his house was internet. Dad eureka's like right next to got it's often referred to the lost coast there. I think he liked places where he could live among people who were injured demographic meaning people who were cultured and had a certain amount of wealth. But you weren't necessarily you know society people or or living out. In public i after durst arrest for the murder and dismemberment of morris black diane bouche struggle to reconcile that someone she considered a friend could possibly have done what bob was accused of doing. I thought he was totally a victim of the ruthless press. Diane told the local north coast journal. She even invited him to seek shelter. In one of the remote she operated if he needed to escape the media after durst fled texas upon his arrest. For the murder of morris. Black diane bouches campground manager bradley bass asserted to the north coast journal that durst had stayed there during the nationwide manhunt bass said he saw dir sleeping in a pup tent amidst group of off duty police highway patrol officers who were at the camp ground for salmon season bush's faith in her friend eventually evaporated prior to her death in two thousand and two bush believe had been lying to her all along telling a local news outlet that durst was a notorious liar and extremely dangerous. When bob sold the trinidad house in two thousand he told boo she was leaving to focus on development projects in big lagoon seven miles to the north this to maybe a complete fabrication as the big lagoon. Project is non-existent in the public record. I even told bush that he had a daughter with whom he shopped when he was in new york. Another.
"bouche" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"Bag but for me. I'm like. I don't want to drive the sony lot and park and schlep in the heat and get there and my audition. I sock and ruin it and i walk home going back to texas buck. This one school. I don't have to do any of that. I just do it in my house and do it until i like it. Yeah i don. it's allow. i used to love him. I really did. Because i that was i the same way like i was like i want to have control over it and get it perfect but now i'm just burned out. I think on it to me. It's like when you have someone to interact with not a friend but like a casting director. You're like someone is seeing this. Someone is seeing me and someone is seeing what i can do. Even if it's not what they want it just feels very like it kinda starts to feel like a little empty when you're just doing take advantage. I hope somebody and it's not gonna be me so again. I'm already part of the problem. They need to pass a law in the screen actors. Guild where you can do three pages and if you want more you gotta pay eighty. It's and so they. Everybody does it three. And then they'll narrow it down to like ten people and they go okay now please. State or whatever. It's just bullshit to make everybody do because they're only going to be watching like ten seconds. Yes and so. that's the problem is just. You're an end if you were going to auditions in person. A lotta times. They sometimes they would make you memorize all ten pages. But then they're like we're going gonna do the first scene when you get annoyed by that but at least you know you're only doing and then they go thank you. oh great. i should have gone to law school. i know i'm just. I'm burnt so yeah. It's not talking about here though. Sorry the okay. We that was just really the entree into talking about additions. Bouche bob isn't there something where actually you are supposed to.
"Plastic the material of a thousand uses the blessing and curse of our modern world. All the conveniences you could wish for was udalls of monkey's paw style consequences substances that could be classified as plastics have been in use for thousands of years from rubber balls made from tree sap in central america to the protective coating shellac which is made from the secretions of the lack beetle. They did their jobs. But you know not great. The raw materials were usually difficult to obtain or process which meant they were expensive so the products made from them were rare and only accessible to a select few tended to have short useful lives or were susceptible to temperature changes and humidity the industrial revolution. You may have heard of it. It was in all the papers created huge demand for new materials both natural and synthetic like celluloid made from plant cellulose and camphor and galileo if made of milk protein and formaldehyde then along came belgian chemist leo bake land in nineteen o seven bake land. Already had a wildly successful product under his belt the first fiber based photographic paper and he was on a mission to create a replacement for shellac. Shellac requires going to the trees where swarms of little red lack beatles are laying eggs and sucking sap until they burst. I'm barely being hyperbolic here. Indigenous people call it the feast of death as the beatles. Excrete the leavings of the sap. It forms a coating over the entire swarm which is scraped up bugs and all and taken for refining in addition to obvious things like woodworking. Shellac is also used even in the modern day in candy making so my vegan kosher and halal friends. Beware in bacon attempt to improve upon nature. He heated a mixture of formaldehyde and phenyle or coal tar a waste product which will appear in the script later rather than making a lacquer he inadvertently created a polymer that didn't melt under heat and stress. He applied for a patent for his new compound. Poly oxy benzyl methyl and glide colon hydride and yes. I got that in one take not i take but still one take that counts or your voice over services today at moxie bouche dot com bake bacon. Humbly named this new product bake lite. This new thermo setting plastic went like a house on fire. It could be and was used for everything from phones to dinner plates to toys to jewelry it was also a boon to the emerging on and electrical industries because it was an effective insulator apart from being the first proper modern plastic it is also the first synthetic material to lean into being a synthetic material rather than trying to look or act like a natural product it was lightweight durable and could be molded into nearly any shape. You could think of in nearly any color or pattern you wanted. It also looked sleek and modern the apple aesthetic of its day bake lite introduced plastics to the fashion world to be followed by nylon polyester spandex. Send more these. Plastics have inspired fashion designers to do more with less more choices creativity and durability with less material. wait wrinkles and expense
"bouche" Discussed on PUT IT IN THE AIR PODCAST
"You, sharecropper artists, Bouche systematic thin to hold you back. Stop started. Then, to me slavery until civil, rights is what I'm saying and even at that still or whatever. There's other little Bush. Days. Would be the hop out your car to break up a fight saying, where are you going Nigga Bile? So it's like when you? So when you Jin, you got you got like artists that systematically then you like it's like anybody say doesn't exist I'm trying bro. This this this laws put him books redlining Jim Crow is lost put an books to hold people. Bat is what I'm saying. So these laws yes these laws over but again, if my grandfather never got a chance to do this or whatever, and because he wanted to but he could. So. That I am out right now the race you. But that goes to my argument about like I'm expecting more than media chain like we've been having these conversations for a very long time but you went from slavery into Jim Crow laws, letters legislation into process. What will. Continue to hold us back Jim Crow. Vagrancy. Laws. So fat three fifth. About which is You took him off the plantation. They don't have jobs, and then you create vagrancy they can't even be authentic. y'All got a job. Back on it so that's What I'm saying so it's like yeah, these laws. When you look at these laws or whatever his like these laws for a long time. So we're only upon. People's like, yes. Later was four hundred years ago. Right but fifty years ago fifty hundred. I mean it's like a hundred and fifty five. Forty but I'm just saying was like fifty years ago is when you really have I'm not saying everything is equal, but it's when you kind of start to shit started look like. Like equal playing for now. So why state it's it's just been. Here's the way I look at it. Why do you think there's GonNa be like one hundred percent right now I look at it like this you things. More. You just keep doing the same thing, but just change the way looks you feel what I'm saying I I can't beat you down. Treat you like in this way. Okay. All right. So you can't be my slave can pay you. Okay. I'll pay you but now you're going to be a sharecropper. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You can make money but what is going to take the equivalency? You're damn near still you're still Asli you feel what I'm saying okay. Okay. Okay. We can't do this. No more I find. All right. I'm just GONNA pay such a low wage. Every day that it's going to be hard.
"bouche" Discussed on Couples Therapy
"Me now. Now you've had the amuse Bouche had the meal let's get to desert. What drives what? What what you've heard an experienced as far as the bodily function of this Human Ryan Dalton is obviously difficult? It's not fun to hear about the worst part about Ryan and how gross he is and how big of a pig is. Is that even beyond that you've heard about the bodily functions we all know where that emanates from about two years friendship. I found out now again. I understand this is on the menu. You I'm just saying for this person. It should not be Ryan. Dalton likes it when a tongue goes in his ass now shocking. That is now again now. That new going to happen again. Tuesday yes it is and I understand that okay. That is a Tuesday. But you don't don't do that and this restaurant it's Friday every day. Okay this think of think of what I'm saying. This dirty dirty pig person whose filth purely put on this earth purely to make fertilizer as far as I could tell he he enjoys Joyce when someone goes you know what I'm saying like if I like if I just constantly like had this hand like feces all day all day every today and I never did anything and I was just call me fecal Minton or whatever and then I was like hey I like it when my fingers get like it's just not and this is also white men don't share a lot. This is one hundred percent I told you this is in two years ago. We're talking about like fucking two thousand twelve. I told you this was nine. Eleven SORTA compensation he finds a way to shove it in there like shove it in their I shall it in. There could be like a Gareth my grand. My grandmother is like do like he's a little Irish boy. microns past like my grand. My grandmother has died did she. Stick your tongue her tongue up your sds you do that. That's a hypothetical that that did not happen. I would not be like that. It'd be like Ryan. I'm terribly sorry to hear that. But again she's part of the tree that spawned you which it should be chopped down so slowly. We're going branch by branch. I do unequivocally support this. Okay and he is the best guy. That's the problem Dr Ryan but he is just again. Imagine if a wizard made a garbage Mitch can come to life and was like go to comedy. That's what you would have here anyway. You can follow him at Ryan Dalton on twitter twitter hit him up. Thank.
"bouche" Discussed on A News Bouche
"Yeah It's time for another episode of News boots with an I'm Ben me then what you've been to Oh my gosh I got you didn't Profeta this what have I been up to I've been drinking a lot coffee my God because my new fancy coffeemaker cuddling the dog for three days yeah Kinda try lucky dog and right who and I've also been going to where it's not fun okay been finding out about another job though that's Kinda Fun ooh knowing no you for you yeah okay probably not I see no fun right big in that sweet cash cash money's blue other than that I don't know that I've been doing anything not I mean I think if we only get like two more patriotic we probably could quit our jobs and then keep going on this that's gotTa be that's week cash just two more this too is fine yup and then we'd be over threshold and we'd have to start doing extra episodes so we'd have to quit our jobs than we would I would we find the time I don't how would you find the time to edit actually I have the time I can hardly find the time to do the two episodes a week at the moment yeah yeah it's my part time it is tom what have you been up to drinking too much of your fucking coffee so welcome I don't know how those any left to drink you make a full coffee later yes I think it's maybe a crime to humanity deport down the drain so I drink at all before it goes bad and it just starts getting acidic so I found myself standing at the kitchen counter just pouring cup after after cup into your face into the snow in well into a cup and then I water down with the milk so that it wasn't so hot so that I could just go down and then I had to pee so bad when I got to work this morning I don't know why what I was imagining was you taking the time hi Alita Coffee Jug and just adding milk to that and just drinking direct from it 'cause I through the spout I've done that before but it's it's more work to clean so I just didn't do it it s fair enough I went out drinking with some friends Oh yeah had some Nice June oh very nice did you have a degen anything will do have it straight to rate auditing I know wow I know intense that's the way to do it when it's Nice Jn yeah and I thought about making jerky it didn't make Turkey but I thought about it today would have been the cutoff point 'cause I've got plans on Friday and so if I was going to do those plans and have jerky ready by the time I did the plans you'd native checking out who would be marinating right now it's not our friends that is life there will be no Jerky for you Eh Jackie Jackie for us not tricky for me I mean I like having jerky around because I could be lazy in the morning and be like fuck it I'm not going to pack a lunch I'll just take a bag of jerky my insides will be fine it'll be K- I won't have to ship for three days that's efficient yeah yeah my boss Lexa he gets a lot more adamy straight yeah I like to take it for as bribery okay yeah I bride people with it with my jerk yes okay yes mom would be proud and like the second or third time it happened to the same listen I mentioned how I was very sorry and he looked at me and just maintain die contact and I was like do you want Jackie and he's like yes so it's unfortunately becoming a bit of a pattern I have three people at work that no when I bring Jerky and they basically walk over and just stick their hand out and one of them does an awful lot for me so usually gets quite a bit of it Turkey that only seems fair it is fair except I mean jerky cheap man that's true it's an expensive thing to produce and the way our make it is I go to the store and really by the cut of beef I really like because the butcher just doesn't do it and cut that shit by hand so it takes a long time so because I feel like it's my day to do headlines to have produced headline no way last time it was headlines I did the and I did it for you and then I stepped in and I helped because it was like Oh what is I didn't prepare Hong Kong like oh I got you on this I think okay well I have fully prepared so feel free to run with it and I'll just on an okay how about I'm pretty sure like four of the headlines will have to be the same I've got like half a page of notes yeah go for it really perhaps well good so impeachment yes all right so I wrote three words okay this headline and the three words were headline impeachment uh-huh and speculation okay because not a lot's changed since the last time we reported on impeachment trump and the giant impeachment and all that's really happened because last reported they had a whistleblower complaint and not been released the the called been released and then a whole shit tons of speculation will they won't they break the lines will they won't they trump has basically gone on a tirade and been horrible all to people what kind of news that he went on twitter daily he made threats what kind of news is that there's a prizes yeah none of this is news so speculate Asian that's all I got ran out do you have any news besides I mean the phone call that he would shoot Mexicans in the legs to slow them down at the border and that was surprised when he is told that that wasn't okay I want it done by next by tomorrow at noon someone I worked with suggested that maybe trump has been watching too much looney tunes so again it's not news not and I mean it's probably exaggerated so well a summary of mine rate White House is refusing to comply with that position requests trump is in on on twitter and wants to meet a whistle blower Giuliani has hired a lawyer knows what the fuck is going on Giuliani's higher to lure that's hilarious one who I think moved Watergate or something oh great yeah that doesn't look at all like win Oj Simpson went out and hired basically a defense lawyer for someone who got off murder trials that that doesn't implant you might on Kong yes okay long though Hong Kong interestingly enough has entered it's seventeen th week of protests bill guests there were a lot of stills for the Hong Kong yes yes so the police anticipated the protest unlock the subways protesters got pissed lit a subway on fire or as you do or at least subway gate honestly when I mad first thing I think is setting subways on fire block the sandwich shop cut food supply that makes sense you have to pay a little more but you do get two cookies when you get a combo and I don't see how you can be mad about well the pleaser mad protests big bread smells so good what's worse with that is you walk past the whole shock smells amazing there is no way to get the sandwich that smells like because it's a nation of everything and it's amazing and this is something that actually really upsets me when I go into sub literally ride by subway every morning in every morning it smells like pizza every morning I go God damn that smells good literally it doesn't matter it could be windy raining whatever I smell that bucking subway every morning so I guess tomorrow I'll just light it on fire yeah it'll be locked down by police killed protester guests Nah autumn yet but they didn't shoot the deputy used they use lethal force for the first time Sean protest but I didn't shoot the other.
"bouche" Discussed on A News Bouche
"On a bed maybe you should drink five coffees and then how wake you up three because new coffee maker Yes so thanks for that you welcome headlines Headlines about them headlines minutes yeah hey impeachment thing I was thinking earlier in this I mean you were thinking yeah so headline impeachment my brain goes weird places does yes it does I was thinking to myself it's a shame that Donald trump isn't called James because if he was called James this could be James and the giant impeachment I'm sure there's a jayme somewhere in this Oughta yeah probably when we uncovered the James in the saga we are GonNa J. Impeachment Yeah flu someone at the center of this is James Yeah James and the giant impeachment so anyway he it's it's now come to light someone put his transcripts with various people on a secure location is actually meant for that kind of stuff a standalone computer that's the one one good hope it's only in his office and it's like a really old Dell I really old school computer yeah the one of those ones that is so far away from the wall that you need a giant desk because the depth of the screen so large with the green screen yet up with a five and a quarter floppy put the emails over there your try try goodstuff allegedly allegedly brexit still going to get away from that saga anytime soon no they're saying that there might be a vote no confidence as soon as the coming week about Boris which I mean has anyone ever had any Johnson bars let's put it to a vote my hands raised how about yours yeah okay so that's two two two here we go no confidence ridable Boris you're out and then the other headline again still the same Hong Kong in Hong Kong yeah nose during the actual news in Hong Konger they just talking about how Hong Kong problem in all honesty I was researching headlines and you said to me one of those will be Hong Kong and I went right you can talk about that I've got no clue I was just hoping you were going to carry us through this and was in Hong Kong news because people really talking about how Hong Kong's working so hard for democracy and its roundabout time for people to be voting around the world and voter turnout rates really low and they're basically saying shame on you world here people are pretty much dying for democracy and you can't even be bothered show up so that's really the discord that dischord discourse discourse someone you that's really the discourse I say I say I picked up another headline for you great I thought this was really funny so excellent could kind of lead us endure Funny News Space News it's not I've got space now could you promise well now that I see how excited space news makes you I can't help but look and and you some space news but this one's about Indonesia did you see this thanks so Indonesia's voted or announced essentially to move capital I'll I'll maybe I have seen this kind of a big deal just you know up and move the capital in the middle of nowhere right Borneo yes the one so I'm just going to pick up the capital and move it but I thought it was eight not only you know they're going to move the capital and that's kind of shell shocking when you move countries capital but they're moving because well one the capital sinking yes so kind of scary better get up and move yep and then the second they found that the capital city was just far too busy as capitals tend to be it doesn't seem particularly surprising yeah I wonder if they're gonNA find the when the move the capital wherever they move is going to bring all of the government business with an didn't get busy I wonder I wonder yeah check back here guys will cover this one the next time we find out it's going to be what like eighteen months from now but we'll still be here maybe one day we'll get super famous and people pay us again check it out ooh that'd be really cool I we started go fund me how busy is it ooh speaking go fund me pages there was a gofundme page that I think it's really funny Oh yeah maybe you've gone it so this is Tech News there's this group called the Bat US Army CAN THEY WANNA go to defcon now familiar with DEFCON defcon five it sounds like defcon five yet so I mean that's usually military fence yes yeah but DEFCON is usually like a color system to say this is the country's at red you know high risk oh on is the Convention for Hackers so this group got a sponsorship or of some sort to go to Defcon they wanted their whole group to go okay how big I think it was like eight Oh okay and so they were like okay if we all can't go them we don't want to go so we're going to have to figure out a way to raise some cash yeah well this group is girls though they came up with this idea the started go fund me page and they will sell pictures of their tits they pretend dollars a piece how are they doing oh so ten dollars for each yup for each tit yeah like you get one boob yes you ten dollars is it get a discount if you want both jobs is it eighteen I really don't know I wonder what you get if you send thirty true the title of the Gofundme Page is get my tits to defcon and it's funny you ask because since the last time I checked not that I'm checking those not who has checks you're waiting to find out what you're GONNA get thirty bucks he was thirteen thousand five hundred sixty dollars of the eighteen thousand they needed that's awesome and that's I mean only been going for a couple of days allow so survival business opportunity is people have been getting really upset about us why she can sell photos of tits people can buy photos of attests exactly there's really no legal reason why they should be getting upset getting all upset about a how dare she you know go and do this and sell her body and these kinds of things Aziz choosing to do it not only why but the people who would be getting upset her raising money like this are hackers up yes hacker community which is all about social engineering and social hacking in all of bending the rules in breaking rules pretty much are somehow get upset and they decide to figure out a really viable way of coming up with eighteen grand on the quick if she's willing to do that then more politics and it she didn't necessarily say they'd be hurted it's also a great point she just said ten dollars a ticket so confirmed it's ten dollars for one tet just says ten where's the tech I'm reading from the page ten dollars a tete that's excellent I think it's really great ten dollars it's great to it well this isn't the only reason why women are in the news right now okay so there was a study that just came out and I thought you'd be interested in this study okay so this study was about loud women I wouldn't consider you particularly loud woman but when it talks about loud women and men like women who pretty much yet oh in their relationships oh okay do you mean like Yala's and angry yelling oh just talking excessive volume at all times I think it's both Oh yeah because what they were basically really saying was the reason why women don't do this is they're trying to be polite near holding back okay just trying to be peacekeepers it's that kind of mentality okay well what the study said was they found that this type of behavior is really bad for your health oh yeah so they attributed a few thanks to it they attributed IBS okay depression okay early death okay and my favorite symptom increased sensitivity to rejection the GO-TO smae without the early death yet so I found you a solution okay great yeah you need to yell at me I don't WanNa yeah well it's for your health okay so if it's for your health you'll do it but right now he's not going to yell at you but that's what you need to do that maybe you could yell at the dog more or no she deserves doesn't she she's a total bitch pretty she's absolute bitch she's over there being quite right she is she's probably about to get up and Jerry and when she shakes it's GonNa make all sorts of noise that I'm going to have to edit out and when she does you can yell at her no no dog now she just needs a shake okay then maybe you could yell at the cat more why well because they do will things like kill animals but not very much and then they spread their body parts all over the house but y'all GonNa stop that okay well then maybe you could yell at the kids now uh one of them would cry probably yell back this is true and the yelling back would just start kind of a snowball effect would mail and you could yell more and if it was the one I'm thinking of she would yell you would yell good for both of your health oh maybe you could really sad jd very confused all of a sudden I just started like screaming at okay well the neighbors I mean if they keep trying to invite us around for barbecue may be if it would stop them doing that about the local occur at the grocery store now define who are you going to yell at you're going to die early says pro with IBS or have that see you're you're going to get depressed already got that you're going to have increased sensitivity to reject totally have that okay well the only thing that's left is okay right the so excited so I found your solution in her own willing to do it I don't know what to do engine listeners we need an driven an idea yes can we soundproof room and that I can dispenser yelling well the next phase of this podcast is sound per firm yeah then you could go down there and yell and yell and yell because if we moved this podcast do that little room it right now is going to be an echo chamber yes and the bleeding from the Mike's is going to be even worse than it is now we can use egg cuts yeah we could use the little egg cases we could use carpet Talaat eggs we could get actual soundproofing foam eventually want to would you let me share story view yeah what did you say that you're a betting man I'm definitely betting man you know I am I don't go out and bet the house but if I had houses despair I totally would so you now have an opportunity to place a bet about whether it's Dildo is going to be thrown onto the field at the Patriot flow game but doesn't the fact that this as a bet exists now make it highly likely it's going to happen so the first one was thrown in two thousand sixteen okay person so it's always when the Patriots go to Buffalo Yeah someone through one in two thousand sixteen and they received a lifetime ban and so did their guest seems harsh but whatever the next one another one thrown in twenty seventeen and they blow on a full suite of has mat-su people and sheriffs and stuff to get rid of it and they light bagged it up and questions raised about how to Dick you know but the question the reasons they're reasons that they brought in the Hazmat suits is because they have fairly tight security and pounds and stuff so they're wanting to figure out how exactly the Dildo goal in because you know if it was that's true finals smuggled yeah then you really WanNa touch someone who Well exactly I personally I mean everyone's to bother me a lot less than someone but yeah that's true so in twenty eighteen kicked up a notch there were three dildos thrown three yep now were they just Dix or Dix with balls the first one I saw a video like a like a black deck with balls with balls but then another one I saw that was maybe twenty eighteen but like actually would with the silver base which no one wants to be put in slide the moment assume but maybe if it exists yeah okay fancy one fancy or some would say so when you say do I wanna bet are you taking up my bet right now yes and your job is responding to all the listeners. Yep My Bill Paul up on twitter what happens if I lose you have to cook me Palistan crispy and remember put up on twitter maybe probably going down yeah look forward to going down on the Dildo that another Dick Story I would like another disc of another Dixie to have another Dick Story Yeah in which you were searching for and I even came up with a catchy headline like double meaning okay so my headline my headline the newspaper sideline My God is not shoplifting Justin nick put him so apparently a guy named Steve from Steve he was from stoke-on-trent in the UK the shopping it's kind of a sad story to be honest shopping for a dick now he was not shopping for okay but he had recently been had a non acute heart attack something had happened he was unable to work out and he was feeling real crappy about himself so.
"bouche" Discussed on A News Bouche
"Houses just for a second I'm so in so so what have you been up to I asked I I've had a lot less on the new O. expand I can't think of any flee done in the last four days besides work and hang out hang out with you that's true yeah I tried playing video games and got really dizzy he does so no thanks on that video game for me which is a shame yeah what about a cool video game for you to play could have been a cool video Yes yeah and you liked that one I did like Alan it's cocaine when I was playing it I was thinking to myself aw cooler think of Abbey actually being good at this game well good at it is Generous you that's good enough but what have you been up to today I will address the coffee machine and drip coffee machine so felt a coffee The episode of the underpants gnomes in South Park Oh yeah one step to private yes in in order for the kids to stay up late and meet the underpants gnomes starts with a K. and has to have a W. So case W. Cure v Twenty one yeah well how about it would be k. a. n. b. like a news Bouche cab can hey N..
"bouche" Discussed on A News Bouche
"Have to reiterate for the listeners out there just weeding through all of the Pelosi Bullshit. It took so long to find that that was buried very far underneath a whole bunch of which bullshit you seriously right over that Gig and we're back had to take a brief interlude breath so I was broken into other Alien News Mojo. Oh Yeah Okay this story. I'm hoping is kind of like a pallet cleanser for you. Okay great so we're up on Mars. I wake up in Mars business. Oh Oh yes yeah. We've been there for a while. We've got some new probes their cake right and this new probe has discovered that electromagnetic pulses go off frequently but mysteriously steriods only sometimes around midnight. Oh yeah white so hang on sometimes around midnight as in sometimes they don't go around midnight. They go other times All it's always at midnight sometimes always at midnight weird. I know it's like I'm kind of Martian. Is that called when you drop acid and go to a club. This is an amazing segue into my next story yet so it's like some kind of Martian like dance party at midnight. Yeah electromagnetic pulses ooh now the sad thing is the story was I think about three paragraphs long pretty much said so they found that don't know why moving on check back later yeah. Maybe we'll find the party. Maybe yeah maybe we haven't been invited feeling a little better. We're we're a bunch of nerds from NASA and we don't find parties very often. DOC NASA NASA would throw the best parties. It'd be spacey. Did you have something about parties. No I had something about dropping acid. Oh Oh really Kinda I might have seen the story was it related to the best price of all time is new in yeah dropping acid at Disneyland La.. Ooh What kind of filter he needs to put on the show. It's an experience that we can all relate to. I think okay as taken Alistair the Disney so this was Disneyland Paris. I see Yup. Apparently a Swiss man went missing after his girlfriend gave gave him. LSD at Disneyland Lamb Paris and he fell into a lake and they found him several hours later about a mile away completely naked walking down the road not does Newin. Would you fall into a lake at dismisses. The mystery he fell into the lake somehow he turned up a mile lighter completely stock is and they had pulled together one hundred thirty people to try and and find him wow you think he found a magic passage. Yes out of the lake in Disneyland outside of Disneyland so now if you WANNA get in for free you can find this other passage which kind of goes through like a sewage well he's out in the lake fell into a lake near pirate speech at adventure land so by Captain Hook Ship and skull rock but it seems like there's going to be a sneaky way magic portal last April so that is not the LSD story. I found okay because the story story I found was all about the myth of not looking into the mirror with Oh. I saw that headline. I didn't read the so I read it and spoiler alert uh-huh okay. It was all about how there is a myth when you're on. LSD You look into Amir. You basically lose yourself yeah. I have heard it's a similar myth to the one. That's like don't ever have sex went on ecstasy. Our you'll never be able to climax again. The misconceptions misnomers with rugs. This story was all about how actually you're in a state of mind that really takes away all of your defenses and all of your different layers that you perceive the world with like rationality so looking at yourself in the mirror is actually like a real coming to age moment which causes you to like see yourself with completely no bias okay and does often change people's perception about themselves like stop dying their hair decide to change their life. Just don't like what they're you're doing anymore. Wow Okay yeah profound. Thanks Alice Day. It was dumb. I thought that it might be kind of a segue to the the trend that's happening right now. Through psychedelic research oh expanding people's brains and doing break brain therapy using psychedelics or microdosing with Psychedelic which I think is honestly a really bull yeah therapy. Oh yes really interested in more but don't know too much about it besides. PTSD seems to be well-treated with Mushrooms Aby at I did actually watch a documentary on it but I don't remember cool. Ill speaking of weird treatment. I have a story okay about girls eating tampons. I was this close to including that today and I chose not to partially because I was on a work computer and I didn't necessarily want to write teenage girls eating tampons into my work browser so yeah so I think both all of us are pretty familiar with the sitek talk. Yes unfortunately yes through no choice of our own. Bruno choice of our own are quite familiar with Tik Tok. Yep and there's there's a group of girls on talk that have come forward to admit that not only do they eat their own tampons and they were using it as a public service announcement announcement for boys to become aware that actually sometimes you lose so much blood. It's really important to find a way to ingest it that yeah you should just eat your tampon and get that blood back. Yeah I mean it reduces the risk of becoming a Nemec well. I mean you might lose a lot of iron in the process. Oh you absolutely do I get any so so they've found the solution and actually I thought established process yeah exactly that they've found a solution. It's that the solutions been there for a very long time and they're coming out to it. Just brings them awareness to this topic. It's disgusting. Yeah I mean because it's one thing to have a baby and then eat your placenta. Yes I mean not make sense. Yes yeah I mean tasty. Yeah and you know if you're the sharing type you share it with the rest of the family placenta. Yeah you do you but you know if you're losing your blood then in Tampa on well. I think they didn't really cover it in the right way okay because it's very much like when kids don't. WanNa eat their veggies. There are things you can do so you can like if you pull the string out and and you pop a popsicle stick in there and you melt some chocolate and you dunk it in and then you freeze it. It's like a lolly like chocolate a lot of pop a cop yeah. There's plenty you can do it. You know it's just how you decide to consume used Tampon. No it's at this point right now that I really hope that we haven't lost STA listeners because the rest of the story is they were totally fucking with people. Oh Yes yes and that is not something you should do. ooh. But hilariously enough they kept this joke going for quite a while and got a lot of people believing that not only were they serious but that it was a widespread thing that other women are doing and it wasn't just a hey we discovered this. It's by the way you know all girls do it was hilarious. I think is right idea. Yeah I really like people talking with other is a perfect example of when it went right because the thing with periods and tampons and stuff not all guys but a lot of guys oh you don't talk about. I don't want to hear about it so you can feasibly sell that to a lot of people and make them believe it's true and they'd go wait what. Oh my God really well like. The people supplies that this three holes not to pay out the same place. You know on loan mind blown your wealth. What do you mean three holes. I did not too. I did only two so maybe one in new mel out of the other right so about six years into my relationship with my ex is the moment I blew his mind. He didn't realize realized three hells yeah but your XS a KNOB. Yes and we know you listen Knob so those girls were really trying to help people. Yes us now. If people want our help what they could do yes is they could right they could they could and while we do have millions of listeners across the globe now some would say billions some would say billions from maybe the most audience has ever been for podcast. I'm pretty sure we're setting records. Yes so we I'm golden. Mike's coming our way oh well. I mean not only that don't they. They're going to give us a diamond YouTube yeah because because not only are we breaking podcast records yes on Youtube so we've got billions of people watching US new. PD Pi Yeah. We're coming for you. They're not subscribing. They're just watching downloading casually the whole thing and watching but not subscribing Adnan Hook subscribe and the other is you. They say when you when you start your your podcast yes. They say you're gonNA reach your audience and you might be surprised who it is that you're actually reaching now like Mr President because we've got got millions if we can confirm that they all have a trait in common. They are introverts because they don't like to write us and correspond yeah. Give us feedback back and ask US questions. You know so when we have the segment where we really want help people yes. We have to find it. We Day from somewhere else we do so we we went and found a question that listener to a different show had and we stole that we did some would say borrowed Komen Day for a segment. We like to call. I no no you didn't ask us but and today special edition. Oh yes abbey's brought us the story. I have an you don't even know what it is of no clue flu. We're getting like real time. Ben Realtime Ben Realtime Ben Response and I don't actually know how to answer it so it's GonNa be really great. Okay Okay you ready. Yes okay. I feel like I need you in my name. Yeah what's your name. My name is Sheila and I'm married to someone could bruce. I wanted to get a bit down under socialism Sheila Embrace. Okay Yeah what you're talking about Sheila so I'm Sheila Sheila Hello Bruce. Nah Okay my adviser. Oh ready talk most Sheila my God. I regret going you sheet cooling. May Sheila Sheila to anyway so say hello. I'm Sheila. Would you talk about she's like so. I have a bit of a problem okay. I'm a worried about my marriage. Don't worry I oh that's nice of you. I feel secure so around nine years ago. I met my now husband and we started dating and while we dating we talked about kids and I said to him that had always been a dream of mine since I was little to adopt okay and he said you know he we really wanted to have kids of his own but the idea of adoption sounded really cool sweet. It is so we got married. We had two of our own kids than Al Five and three. We've got really great careers. We have a house with completely okay on the money side. Everything's really great and so I said to my husband I think now is the time time to adopt I. I've really wanted opt and and he doesn't want to do that anymore and he said to me. I don't want to adopt one. I said please tell me why because we talked about this this before an in you find with it and his response was if we adopt we already have a five year old and a three year old. I don't want the kid we adopt to feel left out. I don't know what to do eh because ever since I was little I've always wanted to adopt of always wanted to give a kid a home and a loving family. I don't know if this is the end of my marriage these help so I I can understand where you're coming from. Add save firstly. I'm sorry you did the right thing. When you got involved with Bruce I near ago about talking about whether or not you he wanted children and not only that whether or not you wanted to adopt and the good news is nine years ago you were on the same page. The bad news is you're not not now. Is that 'cause to engine marriage and I think that there's a number of things I would start with. That's before you end your marriage. You you should definitely do some kind of counseling to try to get onto the same page and at least establish a real finality that he's immovable on on this topic and the there's no work around to his concerns but if you're a movable and he's a movable the necet is over and it really does come. I'm down to no matter how beautiful the nine years you've had and the things you've done are if you were truly on the same page nine years ago. Oh you're not now and that means you grew apart. You may have grown together in every single way but you cannot control how the other person and your marriage gross you can hope and pray it's in the same direction and that you continue to be on the same page of all the things that matter. This did not happen for you. You've gotTa talk it out and just find out if you're actually immovably on different pages now. If so those sorry I would agree with that especially the counseling side because to me the comment the her husband's reasoning for not wanting to adopt was solely and maybe we just don't have the rest of the details but was solely based on the fact that he you didn't won't be adopted child to feel left out in that might be his viewpoint but that sounds like a way of saying no without actually either I mean maybe he doesn't know maybe he doesn't want to say the reasons. He doesn't want to adopt anymore but that seems like a relatively small reason to not want to adult if you are otherwise really keen to adopt that seems like quite quite a small detail to be concerned about in the scheme of it and that makes me wonder what's actually going on because he might not want to adopt anymore and people change. It doesn't matter what is this could be ownership. It could be wanting to own a dishwasher verse not wanting to own a dishwasher and just literally not being able able to compromise this is a major thing and yet a dishwasher less so but what's the difference between Nessin him wanting to move to Bali and quit his job. Bob and go live in the rainforest with kids. I think it's the point. I'm trying to make you know I'm with you..
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"That is amazing anyway. Yeah Antonio I'm Tony Brown osas Dr Eleven thousand five hundred dollars but also apparently repeatedly fought it in his face really yeah. Are they brothers because if they're brothers others. I totally get this. My brother's literally farted right in my face so many times than not brothers ever done. The impossible set dis. Oh the impossible set up okay. It's one where you have to cross your hands across your chest yet and you close your Eyes Okay and you do the setup okay and your brother gets above you and pulls his pants down your nose go straight into his butt and maybe if he times it right he farts right in your face so if Antonio Brown is seeing his brother then I can understand Dan why he's vardon his brothers face so if you're doing the impossible setup yes and you'll the person doing the sister what's in it for you. Why would you be doing this in the first place because either way your nose is going up your brothers but hall now regardless of the don't know that your noses about to go into a butthole usually hey. If you close your eyes and Cross your arms across your your friend and then try to stay up. Would I mean do you brothers just go. Hey why didn't you close your eyes and try assists. Yes they say I bet you can't do an impossible. Sit Up and any guy that was like well. What's an impossible since then you know yeah and then you're like oh well you close your eyes and Cross your arms and it makes it impossible and you're like that's not gonNa make it impossible I could do that. I thought this was a ranking thing. Like how many sit-ups could you do you. Did you stay no-no now. It's like one of those things like you know you can't yawn and sneeze at the same time well you've been told that and how many times have you tried that sense. Never what don't tell me a bodily functions impossible. I can do it so the disappointing part of the story. Okay I mean it was awkward because no one really wants to have that face. I in even brothers really bother so you don't want to but that was a video so to repeat the headline was Pittsburgh. Doctor Claims Antonio Brown repeatedly farted in his face in his pace owed him eleven thousand five hundred implies. He's more miffed about the fought in the face and probably I mean because eleven thousand dollars is a bill if you're a wide receiver that's enough enough yeah. That's nothing they blow that on watch yeah. It's true all the tech in the helmet. Maybe I well. I watched the video. Did you yeah okay doing your homework yeah. I respect that Oh things he's not fighting in his face so he's facing the doctor. How could this be Abby Abby. The headline says he far in his face. I couldn't believe it myself just accurate headlines. My faith has been completely destroyed so he didn't actually know so he he was fostering and turning to the camera and giggling because fought so funny and the doctor was directly behind him arm assuming in front of him out a little bit of a distance like he was obviously auto. Maybe he was checking heart rate. He was doing something but he was turned away okay. I have to check yeah just because they've done this to me before okay. Did you get the headline from the New Zealand Herald Donald. I did not okay. Let's hook this time the Pittsburgh CBS local news local news Pittsburgh get it together. Shame on you. Come on now fake news chase so I wonder if now's a good time to do that. Little segment that we like to call why no you didn't ask me but the way the segment works is if one of you has a question and would like to write in and get some help.
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"New Mike's and getting ready for the show and eating KFC and leading half say. What did you get to eat? I had a double down Teriyaki. He tried to sound like a cow. No that's my I love. KFC Sound Oh yeah my mistake. You want to hear me sound like account yeah. Oh okay that was a good kyle. Thanks I appreciate usually sound like a cow because I like putter around the house. Do My contribution to c o two the atmosphere yeah. It's really nice if I'm cow so what else the news is. We're on. I tunes. We are yet pretty amazing. Success thank you. I tuned Yep. Thank you business. Daddy yeah take that Business Daddy. They promise not to rail on you like Lascaux well. I think that we did well in keeping the apple abuse out of episode one which was the one that they reviewed. We didn't do that on purpose because they hadn't yet come out with their abomination of fucking phone iphone eleven the excel out. I don't have one trip trip. I really to look at triple. Phobia fear holes. Yes fear of holes honestly if you had that. I'd be walking around showing you my all the time. I'd be like look at those took me Oh. I don't know that it's like one whole I think I think it's multiple multiple as I have once been asked. Would you prefer to have one thousand is at one thousand buttonholes the main one thousand but holds would be scary. Think of all the wiping you do. Oh my gosh you do it. Surely in one smooth wipe speaking of but wipe wipe story here. It is okay. We're kind of unfair to Mr President Ali. I think we are I mean come on. We just said pot wipe. We need to have reverence for the position. Do we yeah we do the president. Sorry Mr President we were just just kitten but in trump news there's uncertainty on striking back at Iran for talking Saudi oilfields. Oh yeah he can't figure it it out. I he's locked and loaded then. He's not so sure now. He's waiting to hear what Saudi Arabia has to say about it. they still on fire yeah. I think it takes a long longtime to take half of your oilfields and put them out yeah. It's not just like a fire extinguisher just one person walking the line just if I remember from the Iraq Iraq war when America let the oilfield sunfire. Oh Okay yes. I tell us all right. Okay Yeah. We looked at Kuwait or was it a maybe I'm giving us. Americans really bad rap about to get veteran. Emails are so maybe it was Iraq lighting. The oilfield fields umpired to get us out in smoke out. I I actually that's coming back to Ma'am thinking. That's more the case okay. We wouldn't have lit them on fire being like hey those are assets. Let's that we import can make money that yeah those burn for really long time bad news yet no good time yeah bad news bad news all round just Brazil on on fire now. We've got Saudi Arabian oilfield on fire. I think it's a big global movement to attempt to create a shield between us and the Sun. That's what some scientists believe happened when when an asteroid came out of the sky and smash Earth created a big dust cloud the block out the sun what I'm wondering alternatively thinking of asteroids. Perhaps perhaps what's really happening is that this is some kind of smoke bomb decoy because as aliens coming from outer space so they've deployed a smoke bomb decoy. The aliens are going to wait for the smoke to clear. Leah S will have gone. I don't know it's not in the headlines. Right now but CNN is reporting on videos that have been released by the US aliens billions yeah yeah we're getting more and more just showing these aliens from airplanes and skeptics still look at them and go those aren't aliens of Air Force is pilot wouldn't know what the hell he's looking at. Honestly consider the source in that one. Maybe they really are and what the hell are they. My theory is starting to sound a lot more reasonable. Yes smoke takeaway smoke bomb decoy. I have played too many video games. I think uh also in the news there's another Democrat hearing. What's the name of the guy. Honestly I can't even remember what it matter. Some questions were asked somewhere. Answered potential impact on our lives pretty much. Nothing extremists on both sides pissed off this this can lead to Democrats impeaching probably not standard operation yeah so non news. Democrat in the race still still enough actually now to still play basketball on both sides. Okay Okay Yeah. I'm picturing Burning Right now Dunkin on Warren. I'm picturing Buddha judge enough to decide being like foul. Can you even name the other ones at this point Heiden. Yeah True Biden Biden would be like running to the other side. Kinda holding side. It'd be like Argon still do this. Isn't there another guy like Buddha judge. I said Buddha J. Lo but like booted jr who has lang the best last name Yang Wang budget is pretty good. The quality name a Supreme Court Justice Brad Kavanagh knocking the News Yep second round me to call me to to Mater Hashtag me to also probably it's not going anywhere now probably now breakfast still in the news of course this one. We've got work around loss no deals and no deal and Boris as probably GONNA repackage. Theresa May's deal only thing that's for certain is at this point Halloween sure to be scary and Boris's they incredible hope who do think he'll go as the incredible hulk for Halloween. Oh I mean we've got picked out for you. Wars clearly. You're going to be incredible. Hulk for Halloween to celebrate your brexit the deal I was GONNA say. Please don't on reflection that it'd be too funny. Please go is incredible. Hulk finally to make it happen when it happens. You heard it here first yeah yeah we predicted to rebid beneath a tweet bars and be like hey man thought about going the incredible hulk for Halloween's elements like six weeks away. Don't fight not embrace it. Yeah your true self. He looks like the incredible he doesn't he does really does. Have you seen the incredible hulk pictures that they're putting out the Greenham Credible hoke with a blonde wig on that's not the whole looks like that trying to dress up like a Boris Hook. That's why they're belonged. The incredible hulk has black hair you're one of those yeah yeah okay so when they changed the ethnicity of the Superhero. You're like that's not right. Now that's fine but the hulk is green with black hair they can change Bruce Banner but the hope is supposed to be green with black hair would if in the next version of the incredible hulk they change Bruce banner straight to Boris Johnson Johnson. Why would they do that because it would be funny. I'd buy it. I'd totally by crossover. I'm speechless. They're all about how many universes there are and one universe Bruce Banner's actually Johnson. I'm actually offended. I don't know what to say other than I am offended. Ed and I will not stand for it won't be protesting in the streets. That's how you're going to do it. Speaking of protests in the streets Hong Kong still protesting a little bit of news there. Eh So start with the happy news or not so happy news as well. I mean if you think it's funny and you like to laugh at People's failures the Hong Kong government tried to get a PR firm hailed yeah the PR firms like no thanks. I'm good thanks and they've stepped it up and now they're teargassing thing and they're using blue dye in their hydrants sprang all the protesters so they can find the blue man group later on and be like protesters yeah so blue man group stay out of Hong Kong. Aren't it's not a bad place for you right now. Stay in Vegas come. The green men become the hulks aw is already agreenment. Thank you very much jersey. There's e- whilst jet Greenman have you not seen the episode of always sunny. They've got crazy green man oh Charlie's in the guard to Greenman. That's ashtray yeah. Don't need another so yes. That's our news and if it sounded like the news the last time I'm not surprised noce on Ben and I'm not surprised so I'm just going to jump straight into some news in somewhere else. I know this is all over and you probably heard it somewhere else but uh-huh. I thought I would just expand on a little bit and say Abbey. I've got a couple of personal questions for you so I'm going to allow you to plead the fifth on whichever one you want but but the listeners really do one here what's the fifth again. It's a guilty plea. Guilty plea pleaded no contest but it does allow you to just stay quiet when people are questioning you okay so that's the fifth. Can you played the sixth see that I was pleading the fifth with you. 'cause you don't know what the sixth is is. There is cut so the question is what's the craziest place you've ever done sexual stuff. I don't know anyone that ah counts is crazy. I mean it's just the craziest. How about second question. Do you have any out there places on your list. Serb boring. We've already established in previous episodes that you're miss goody two That's me hello. Hello Hi become on on. You've got to have someplace on your list like I dunno bathroom not really airplane now. I don't have a cramped cornfield button. Take a look at jabbed in the by cone. I don't want to be like going to the bathroom and finding chunks of corn after paid good. It's not up my alley. What what about you. Which one do you WANNA now. I'm an open book and I'm clearly more adventurous the new vaccine I think we already knew that that's comes as no surprise to either of us. Eh craziest place I've ever done stuff would be maybe the haunted mansion atip. Disneyland Pretty Damn Far and knowing that they've got night vision Asian in there and if they catch you doing stuff they do boot you that does add an element what you attempting to add horror component to the right because while you having having a great time anybody watching you possibly was no no we were young and good looking right so my good time yeah. We were putting on a show. Oh yeah they probably did left us alone because if they can show well. I mean at the end. The ghosts seem pretty APP. Someone you outcome hang on the you. Were putting on a show for the ghosts off off other guests in the haunted mansion. No I mean at the end you get a ghost that comes out with you and he seemed happy. Oh Wow to get to name it as a friend. No you don't get to name it. He goes home last thing at the haunted. Mansion is a ghost goes home with you in mind was a happy as so clearly the next year and I don't know I don't know what's on my list. Honestly how about skydiving. What could you get off by the time we get to the bottom. You got sixty seconds. Oh my gosh that's terrifying. Add some Adrenalin too. It sounds Kitschy in zero g slot of weightless floating..
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"The floor plus the toilet following straight through Oh that's a problem because if you trying to sell that on the market a very noticeable vay used gold toilet check craigslist he could not sit down so much fun. It's on craigslist on right now. Gold toilet is real so my toilet story might toilet stories a UK obey study that was run in two thousand eighteen okay by Pebble Grey and basically asked a thousand men about toilet habits in a specific ethic way so firstly they came to the conclusion that these men were spending seven hours a year hiding on okay okay and really not surprising statistic that they came out with was that seventy two percent of men said that women are who clean the bathroom at at home and not them okay yeah so that wasn't surprising at all what they were saying was that fourteen percent of them had things in the toilet in the the toilet in the toilet room when they go in there for their seven hours of peaceful time. Does that ready to go in. Obviously it's like when you're at work and you see someone will come to the bathroom authoring with a book tucked under their arm or type. I know what you're gonNA. Go Do Buddy newspaper. I understand I mean you can read like one or two headlines in there for that amount of time a book yeah so in defense of the people book the hiding in the toilet used to be me as a child. Take a book in there and I would stay for an hour and and I would be done very quickly but I would just be hanging out on the toilet reading a book because I knew if I came out that I have to do homework right after like help my mom do the dishes and and instead hanging out in the toilet to the point that my parents would come knock on the door and be like your face. Did you sit on the whole time. I was just going to get I live is totally top very comfortable so a full disclosure as a man. Apparently I add to this but I would say probably hide more than seven hours a year we S. seven hours is actually quite low. I'm wondering seven hours a month. Yes teams will likely factor in work and stuff as well and if you sit there maybe double time so oh to be in there for a couple of minutes in there for a couple of minutes more yeah or twenty you do get a circle on your but yeah well it. It depends on your toilet seat. Those patterns actually starts really hurt a pattern toilets. You don't get out lunch. Do I feel like I'm missing out. Is this an excess. Is this the American excessive wealth. Is this the gold toilet seat. Did that have a pot a day. Is that an American thing. I don't think added seat. I didn't think but all the toilet seat that grew up around were padded can impact this for a second. When you say padded cushion yeah yeah? It's like a plastic cushion like so. It's GonNa give you said I've never experienced that in my life. I didn't know that was a thing so it's plastic compensate. You can claim easily but it's a it's padded toward cushion not never never even knew that was my mind has been loan. This honestly confident Oh my gosh. I know that's not common around here but not I did not say okay so a need to find you a pet. It's just for you to sit up in to try and then they'll interview afterwards was it. How was that but I'm telling you that's more painful? When you're sitting there extra twenty minutes it hurts your but why because it kind of digs in lines around the plastic plastic doesn't just smoothly go all the way around here I mean so there's an inner seal kind of line that just starts to your cheeks a little bit and I would imagine if it's plastic while if he's at the two long when you stand up it's going to be stuck to your body? Does that horrible. Yes yeah so the rest of the store one of my favorite parts of it with twenty three percent of these men identified the bathroom as their safe-space safe-space. They're hiding so this is like a PSA to all of you out there right now that have a man who's hiding in the bathroom. It needs a safe space. Apparently it's not the garage I do have a question go so this isn't me being outraged that women women want asked because I'm buying whatever I'm wondering why chose men in that I legitimately hide in the bathroom from your children hundred hundred percent so I'm wondering what women do because I hide in the bathroom because I can lock the door and I can tell them I'm busy so I'm thinking like the gets into all wear. Maybe instead of being twenty eight Susan's it's two hundred wives wondered where the hell's my husband so they commissioned a survey. I say now now I wonder if your experiences just like there because eighty five percent of the men said they still get disturbed the bathroom and not and and I'm reading that like they're not like sitting in the bathroom getting upset about something but literally means that they went hid in the bathroom and someone still tracking them down to ask ask them bother them to do something to talk about something yes. That is my experience with your children. Usually one of them is like literally standing on the other side of Brazil oh so that when I opened the door that right so they can go. Hey Creepy yes. It is especially when you realize that they've been listening to you pay so he is yellow unless you not very hydrated in which cases orange who else is orange Donald trump trump as well it depends on widening. I'm quite proud of created the amazing nice so trump we know has a history of tweeting tweeting strange things I mean who who forget cafe cafe every now and again and and just as general communications to I mean this burgers first Burgers Burgers for dinner having good as this committee wrote better monitoring the shopping list and run that anyway so he's tweeted very confusingly again on Saturday morning a tweet simply titled in courts of very stateful genius close quotes thanking taking notice who said this to him normal people. Don't talk like that like if you meet someone you don't go to the go lower by the way I feel like you're very very stateful. Genius will of course normal people. Don't talk like that because very stable geniuses aren't normal. That's very true yeah a very stable geniuses talk like and it just leads me to kind of thing like nothing really screens mental stability like unattributed quotes where clearly quoting yourself and thanking yourself south on twitter. He does have a history of saying this Harley he said in January two thousand eighteen the very stateful genius and in May this year Eh upgraded extremely he's able to enough were trend but if you're having to be that's the Civic Italian people. It's probably true okay. He's stable. Yes is you know but it would he go from being very stable to extremely stable and and then back to stabilize assassin that doesn't sound stable. That's worrying horror. We just don't know what stability is like very stable very stable geniuses. That is the excitement from trump. I mean I know tweets up really news but they all funny side. Is it really news. This is not really I mean when he's trying to get North Korea to fight him. I think the he should challenge until one on one that is news. This is reminding me my next news story how segue because my my next news story is from the BBC News and the headline itself was the waters found for the first time on essentially habitable planet now. I'm GonNa Poker back for just a second in say a spent hours looking for new stories that we would cover for this podcast and I'm sure you you did his wall and what's frustrating with the world right now is that you can go to twenty thirty different news sites and half of it is about death or something aggravated or some violence or some sensationalist stuff. That's actually quite depressing that I'm really not all too keen into to cover here. What's actually surprising in all of those is there's a surprising amount of coverage about space likes? Thanks thanks now. Let's dive into that for a second because I'm confused. Maybe I don't like space but why in the hell do we need to know on a the day-to-day basis that Nasr's take another picture of the stars because it's so cool I can go outside and see stars with my bare is ECON- see styles house like Oh guess what they saw a space fart that's purple yet and they saw like apparently they proved Einstein Ryan but the black hole emits like a todd. How cool is that? Oh wow that's really cool. Space is also my love Now were averaging fifty fifty in. I'm not sure that we're representative. International Study of are there that many space geeks out there. I mean his back listeners. Let us know. Are you space listeners that that really WanNa know about another picture of okay. The black hole picture was awesome. Yes it looked like the ring from Lord of the Rings. He likes music. I absolve wrong it. Did we looked out into space and guess what we saw. That's really creepy solemn-looking right back. Ok so week later we need to you see it again it from a different angle and a week later. We need to see another one week later. We need to see artists and not only that we need to see that like all over where I'm looking for actual news. This is all I can yes so I had another theory and I was thinking that the reason why we're continuing to look for habitable planets why it's all in the news is is because that's the one new story people are batching onto just thinking about trump hope hope get the hell off of here and move away as far away from data's possible. That's really what I was thinking. Also thinking of we did that. He'd send the Damn Space Capterra yeah I mean he'd probably go and we hope we imagine shooting being from both into a rocket into outer space bill. Here's the new headline we've found a new home for trump. It's just four light years away. It's anything like MAS. He wouldn't need to worry about South Tam because the dust is so red anyway his skin would just be permanently. Aren't this is like if a tree falls in the middle the forest is anyone here if trump's skin is orange and he's alone another does anyone maybe he does. She could turned purple for all week as no one knows he can see his extremities. I wonder if that's far enough away that he'd stop tweeting rubs. They all adopted as far enough away for that while that was really exciting space news yes Space News Space News Space Space Space News who says that is that I don't. I'm just in a singing kind of mood today yeah so we've got a new theme song for Space News Space News Space News Incense. Now I know you really. He Likes Space News. I'm going to bring it to great yeah has excited. I knew you liked brain news. I didn't know you like spicy. High used to watch licey to space like NASA explorations flirtations when they I spent like two hours on youtube watching a spiteful that was reading two hours youtube touching spacewalk yeah I mean I was doing the things eggs is while. I wasn't just sitting there staring. Is this what you do at work. Non Okay just checking yeah okay yeah D- trying from Work Space News Space News had to condemn space news story and you have. It's like you plan emphasis I actually didn't I know you didn't but it's like you did because my story is I really feel like it's important that the aliens are in fact breeding with humans to save the holy moly. Yes are they orange identify a very credible souls and Oxford University professor from South Korea says islands in humans a breeding to create a super species on that. I could quite feasibly Veasley already be walking among us. He says that he thinks the next to us but we can't see them. He tried to get it as a topic for the Oxford. I UNI debate club but was told no and my favorite part of this whole thing is the he considers that there is an I I mean I haven't seen the evidence that he says that there is a very strong correlation between the number of alien abductions on climate change. Oh Oh and at that really brings angle to the whole climate change debate how Elliot abductions are in fact influencing. The climate is changing. I'm really confused I was to I'm trying to think about how people contribute to climate change. I know farts in burps do maybe it's something to do with all of the few off the spaceship comes down to adopt the person the Hawks and then when asked to boost the south back into spices leaving behind some level of now like you with the space news I actually come from conspiracy family who who highly believe in aliens and whatnot right. I'm GonNa do bunker claim right now. I'm really excited fumes. There's no films they have anti gravity a matter then fuels their ships. There's no fumes. There's no energy traceable for how they're traveling around. So how is that even possible. This is accountable have just I was not ready to open. Could this is excellent Wall Tel you more I mean do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and just no. I won't tell you more..
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"Released a don't remember one of them that the other one was socialist socialist monopoly when monopoly millennials. That was the other one all right. You GotTa hit me on this one. Do you even know the details of this this socialist monopoly where you go around the board and don't have to pay rent so the game just goes on and on and on and on until you fall over and die. I know that the monopoly belief millennials involved avocado toast. That's all I can tell you only saw him because I like avocado toast yet not a millennial. No you are though I am. Yeah fucking more preferences the trixie yeah. I guess we're averaging okay well. Thanks for that one. Ah Thoroughly fucking depressed. I thought you'd love it. I Love Story. I it's not your story. I love that you brought it to me and I actually no let me take this back. You brought that to me just pissed me. Yes all right one hundred percent so that leads me to my next door great so my next story which isn't a story at all. I was looking for a top list list. Okay not helpless no top well. I found top less I o Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott and playboy topless. Whoa both topless but they did all bottomless? The the Promo doesn't show topless Kylie's. We'll have to buy the magazine Google soon now trae. Yes soon soon enough if you can see your big ass. She's a Jenner so expect anyway though topless I found because the fucking horrible double there's so many of them that were all about like the top ten moments of sports and Yada Yada Yada but this one was I think highly relatable the top three annoying wing habits of your co workers yeah okay that was that was the name of the list now they they had some and then I thought I would come up with my own two okay and I would ask you what the annoying ones are for you. Okay okay so there's were utterly fucking ridiculous right all right so clipping your nails at work. I never would anybody who's done left. I was picturing toenails for some reason yeah yeah because that would be even and for more gross 'cause. I lead probably death Beth up on the desk and going at it and the clip and on it and the nails of flying everywhere and they're not cleaning them up second interrupting others. That's just look yeah. It is it is and actually mine kind of expands that uh-huh so but interrupting others fake being ill was the last one what the Fuck Estar okay so. I don't WANNA get off tangent okay because we were all day YEP but if somebody wants to take a sick day who the fuck cares why I I know they have a sick day to take. The Foot Cares Y. Yeah it could be because they just hate you yeah yeah and they need an extra day to come in and actually deal with your bullshit yeah great and if it takes that day for them to come in and not be such a snarky son of a bitch then fine take that day so. I don't care why not why who care yeah. They're they're GONNA get paid for it because they've got this tick or they're not gonna get paid for art and then that's that's right yeah yeah yeah. That surprises me that that's on the top three what smell top three my top three. I was asking for help when I'm busier than they are okay and they know that I'm busier than there yeah or it's something that suspiciously easy for them right. It's not so much because I particularly like helping people. It's more the when they're not very a busy and I'm extremely busy and they come to me and say hey could you do this and in my mind picturing them going and laying on a hammock or something and and meeting like what the Fuck Do. I need help you yeah yeah so then the next one was around smelly food like someone in in my office. You always cooks fish for lunch. It stinks out the whole flow spare time what kind of fish psycho white flaky uh-huh especially interesting. That's what it's called White. Thank you well. I didn't have a third one but I was remembering. been really annoyed at a CO worker the wind on a really awesome vacation and it was like an intern who all of a sudden sudden how to all of this vacation time to take and I had a previous boss that I was new and then he had saved two years of annual leave and then just decided to take it like out of the blue so to save two years of annual leave you pretty much have to work like twenty years without taking a day off and then I'm GonNa take two years off and get paid for and then I'll be back. I remember being really annoyed by that but in reflection on pretty much this entire list I'm stuck wondering during the person I was annoyed with the behaviour yeah Kobe. Do you have any analyst I can think of uh-huh okay well. How am I tell three I mean one of them is definitely when you work with people who won't won't listen to what you've got to say but if you'll superior communicates the exact same message even if you have written that message for them and they have copied and pasted it into Nemov else they'll listen that infuriates me like what was it about my job title that made I do think inflammation seems sound that job titles just not good enough. It's personal yet so one hundred percent yes another one would bay coworkers workers that feel like they need to rate their job. I find that very annoying. Give me an example. What's narrating your job so oh telling me about the most recent sales they've had a M- what packages arrived for them this morning and how they were the wrong size but it was okay because they have a friend who's actually that size and so thinking they could try that on but then unfortunately it didn't fit them and now they're wondering if maybe the sizing wear to then they bought the same one in the same size and it still turned out to be wrong yeah. This is my life. I think that you know that person the.
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"Do oh my God. Give me I'M GONNA get giggles okay. I thought it was playing footsie with you a dog. The the dog is okay. Get excited I'm sitting across from you. Maybe I need to reorder them because I want to tell you this. Oh funny told me told me sorry hey. This is awkward for everybody yeah. Everybody's just feeling a little uncomfortable right now. So man in North Carolina claims bigfoot is not only watching him. He threw rocks okay so I've watched the video. There's a video a video. There's absolutely what what what is so big verified so this North Carolina. The man claims he's got footage of not one but three swear. I got stuck foot slash big feet. I don't know well floral of big. The is three three big feet and they're watching him from the words who yeah so he has a video. Okay this kind of shape. That's really really hard to see you apparently while three big I could see one thing that looked kind of like. I don't know if you Baz North Carolina that's Carolina seeming so everywhere in the states has bears snakes and things that kill you scary. Yes that's so he was out. Collecting game cameras appease to be clear a bigfoot enthusiast so he believes that bigfoot exists and he has in fact been leaving snacks out the big foot so this is the problem now attracting them you feed them. They come back off so he was out collecting his game cameras and all of a sudden this funny he knows and he realized that someone was throwing rocks at him so he turned his camera on and far away like a couple of inches away and a whole lot of Bush. That's a moving shape. He recorded for ten minutes. Yeah he claims there are three big feet three feet away three three big feet but he also he has some insights to share with us. Yeah I thought so he's been leaving them snacks and he's learned from Liam snacks the they really like doc granola bars apples mushrooms turnips and moon pies of course the to do they microwave and I I can only assume the best way to you while those three distracting him and other ones run off to his house the way back but his his take on the whole matter is that they are like people and should be treated as such so give give give a moon pies and I thought it was just interesting because I was reading this granola bars apples mushrooms turnips moon pies moon by one of these is not like the other and does he unwrap the Moon Pie. Is he accidentally lettering lettering. Do they know do they. Just eat the whole thing in the packet I was more wonder is the Granola bar balancing the Diet. Is this one moon pie till like like twenty-seven turnips maybe as well to an it turned we went from Apple's mushrooms to turn a raw vegetable turnip yeah. That's what you went for year. Yeah I mean he's giving them granola bars which I mean delicious sweet moon pobably nauseous nutritious nutritious but yeah I'm fine yep turn them and mushrooms and apples. Yeah ooh nothing else that's it apparently they like sweet things except tenants and mushrooms sweet but still apparently take this story. It's great. Isn't it laughing about it all day. It's great to that's going to tell me a story about a Florida man but you failed the geography test much like trump recently but I think the reason this is made me laugh. The most is as I wrote my own headline. Okay titled has not even that funny. It's funny to me right foot as watching me calmer throws rocks cucuta future my budding careers. You've you've got better writing adding skills in the fucking New Zealand Herald. I think you should have just said something like is the sky falling. Click here to find out more nothing to do with all right. What else have you well. WHO's thinking about as a kid. Did you ever steal your parents credit card. No no no no. Did you ever like steal money from them. At all good at Tuesday's yeah okay. That's me okay well. I did personally I had annexed that actually memorized her parents credit card and would from time to time buy things online. There's some solid work solid work so say you were on your computer and you buy something and you start putting in credit card. Do you ever have like an X.'s X.'s credit card. Maybe they use your computer to buy something and then that popped up. No that's never happened to you. You Li- you live the weeknd. Cut that out you lie. You are being difficult. Yes I have had that. Jews it. Why because it's not mine to use at elite it Gosh I should have known I totally understand I think about I've used used online payment before started putting in the credit card information and your credit card popped up and as a married couple my money he pays that credit card bill just as much as your money pays that credit card bill is still even feel weird about that but yet someone did use someone else's credit card okay okay yeah and so and Japanese news which was reported on an English yes oh. I got this third hand so economy Japanese NO I. I can't reach up knees. No it's not that I can't read up but it's not I. I can't retain founded in English so there was a cashier with a photographic memory yep that managed to memorize thirteen hundred credit cards and use them thirteen hundred thirteen hundred credit cards. They retaining this information in the head all once. I don't know I mean the question how in the story they talked about. There was a notebook information in it. They were still looking into so assuming that's where the thirteen hundred comes from because otherwise picture this Japanese denise police catches this person sets them down and goes you tell me one of the credit card numbers and they'll you know they they spouted out and they're like wow that's amazing and then he does another another one and then another another another like this would go on for well over an hour. Why would you tell them thirteen hundred of them yeah so. How would we ever know now. How many credit cards this is. True must be written down. I mean I was hoping this was about to turn into final episode of season three of Sherlock in winch which shallow custody and his mind palace to track down information and I was kind of hoping that they themselves had a credit mind palace and the guy to tell me that they were adventuring through this mind. Palace defined credit card numbers to us so is this mine palace like Dr Axes thing that he goes into well. It's like that I don't remember what it's called old but memory research that if you when you're studying for an exam if you try and attribute components of what you're studying to spice that you familiar with say say your home and you walk into the lounge and that's where you find that information. You'll do far better in the exam because you walk around your house placing yourself in that room. Well you three people in my lab an hour before our final exam went to the union did for Tequila shots each fill up the stairs and the electric which was very funny but did quite well on their exam. You how you study recreate the conditions this guy so my favorite part of the story was one of the comets comments generally my favorite part and someone was saying something to the effect of what a terrible waste of talent agreed that is some skill illegal show skilled guild. Do you have another one I do. This one is going to drive you mad. I just have this feeling really maybe okay. We're GONNA say so do the creations of monopoly I'll releasing a new version of monopoly. This one is called Miss Monopoly. Yep with. It's a game for the ladies. Oh it's not like I miss monopoly nugget although there is a picture of a woman on the front in a blazer laser. I think she's got a cup of coffee. She looks very business monocle. No no it's very disappointing. Women can have hashtag women can have Monica to trending thing so the difference at this game and the original is in this game when women POSCO they'll get two hundred forty forty monopoly dollars when men Posco they'll collect two hundred what the idea is to create a game where women and make more than men and it's the first game apparently to ever do that so Hasbro have build it as a fun new take on the game that creates a world where women have an advantage often often enjoyed by men but they say don't worry if men play the cards right they can make more money to and some people are saying saying this is awesome. This is really you know highlighting the gender pay gap and I do agree with that. It is in fact highlighting. The has agenda end pay gap but I don't think the inherently paying women more is the way to achieve that when they're being paid paid more than men just for being women even in a game concept. That's kind of building a bit resentment. You get extra 'cause. You're a woman you get less because you're a man Dan. This seems like a solution. That's in the wrong place. Yes monopoly win in a board game. Same boys in the rules get d'arthur until treatment girls. I thought AM board. Games was like one of the few places where there was actually fueled. We've actually fucked that up at it's a weird mechanism to do it. I am one hundred percent in support of closing agenda pay gap for making things better for parents. Let's and maternity leave and all that comes with that but is is openly okay full disclosure. I'm not a game designer. MHM when I think about making rules in a game I think about the outcome you're trying to achieve. Which is why quite often you're trying to you. Make a level playing field or equal probabilities of things happening so into the game yet yeah so that skill or maybe chance because is there. Some Games are presented of chance strategy. Yes so skills are what gets you to the end. So are they a trying to make the outcome where the girls or women win more or be. Are they trying to show them that even even if we did pay you more. You're actually still not GONNA win as months yeah. It's an interesting message. not entirely totally a that. It's conveying what they wanted to convey to be clear. I'm not saying that women can't win as much. I'm not saying even in a fifty fifty. There's still going to lose quite a lot and the so the message that are going to get is after we've paid you of this extra money. You're still lost six and that's the brother of the family is going to say that the sister of the family yes not only do you suck. Yeah Ju. Suck even with your advantage exactly yeah. Oh just seems seems like a really strange choice. Did they test this. Apparently they also.
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"Okay so she we start on on some headlines. Go so trump fired. Someone surprise yeah well. Actually I else usually headlines all right so there's brexit still going in parliament had some issues and there's no peace in the Middle East and going is still protesting okay. None of that is funny but it's all true and factual otherwise yeah. I I basically have no other everyone headlines. You do yes well. My headline. I feel like is the pinnacle of British passive aggression as someone from England. I'm all for it do you remember that was a the UK ambassador who got into a whole lot of trouble from trump surprisingly on twitter think so yep because when he was communicating buck with the the Motherland Rule Britannia here referred to Donald Trump as inept and incompetent and oh yeah oh great orange leader was very upset by that. I remember remember being really confused because I think the story is kept saying something about. He was talking about trump and cables. Yes okay. I WanNa thank you that anyway. Ah Well I've seen pictures. I don't know what the fuck cable is. I think of Cable Cable News so he was clearly not on Cable News but then I also picture like I I think so but I was thinking like he had two cans and a string in a capable of doing so he's just like Harare Harare Donald Trump and someone on the other end surprise Donald Donald String tied to the middle of it was like I heard that just like that yeah well anyway. This person's name was Kim Darik. Okay thank I think so as fallout from him calling trump inept and incompetent trump made it very clear that he no longer work with Kim Dark so he was forced to resign which is sad yeah obviously outta way with woods could only have been beneficial hung on there but trays away okay out bordering outgoing prime minister. is she outgoing. She's very very adventurous quite call for reform yeah former prime minister hello. I'm putting on a party. Would you like to informally formerly invited. Yeah Great Okay so she did what she formally invited so. I don't thinks he formally invited D'ICI. That's it that's the story. He told me you had a good headline and maybe the best. I'm picturing a little bit a little bit like bill baggins right so walking around with a little the limitation. She's like you've been formally invited but not you piss off anyway so as part of her. My face hurts inside so one of the things she gets to do when she resigned as prime minister is put forward a list of recommendations she thinks people who should be honored and so on this list so lovely friend end soon to be saw. Kim Dr Oh my God I know so she is formally asked the queen to make him their old which also means that he can hang out in the households and at thought about it. Is there a more passive aggressive way to say funky than to make someone who called the president of another country inept and incompetent award for life. I you know you would be the expert on or resident British person so I guess so but can we go back to House of Lords. Okay Okay what what is the House of Lords. Is this a place. The Lord's go free dinner correct. Is that like a soup kitchen absolutely can I have some more and then they all have so he has a chair for life in the House of Lords so he has his own shares the name that says Kim yeah that's exactly not that Kim none and circum suck but my favorite part of the story okay. There's IT goes on. Oh yes. Oh yes if trump style. He has now passed onto Kim. I'm sucking soon to be get right up. Beirut that he wishes trump wishes Kim well L. O. Because okay why trump found out that Kim had referred to trump as the terminator of course yes he does and trump was like that totally reflects me. He's a good dude and now it's fine now. Does He. Mean one of his is is read music. He's got mechanical office. He's Eric Connor Connor kind of trump to the terminator because he he felt that trump could walk out of burning rubble and still be okay Omni Governor Schwarzenegger I I would I thought more and Doodoo frame from Shawshank redemption wonderful and sewage no no andy do frayne crawled up through two hundred meters of Shit and came out cleaned on the other side city. Come always expose he went through he went through pulled and you haven't seen many and then he stands up in the rain and he's like and he was pulling clean glows with him yes planning planning. I respect it yeah well. I mean I think I thought you would have respected that. He wore Nike shoes shoes. He stole the warden shoes. How do you not remember this. It read says something like how often do you take the time to notice a man's shoes because he walks out in warden shoes and leaves his nasty shoes in the warden shoebox 'cause he's supposed to shine the word and shoes and he swaps them so that he can go into the bank and steal all the warden's money. Oh my God is amazing and we gotta go back and watch the movie. I loved this movie. I can tell all right. Shawshank redemption back on the list yet all right. Everybody put back on your favorites. Is it on Netflix walk. Redemption idea never looked okay. I'm looking. I'm looking tonight. Okay okay wonderful. Should we jump into some news okay so full disclosure. I'm not a fashion expert. I always thought you know I'm shocked. I know this Red Polo shirt. I'm wearing is is like on the terminator my favorite person I mean you were my favorite person before but like yeah all right so you're not a fashion expert but we're going to fashion anyway. Oh Yeah I'm not saying anything about your tire. I'm just saying listening audience. They might know they might not know that. We have nothing to do with fashion. I mean they might be hearing this and think those voices sound absolutely like the voices of people who are in fashion. I mean to be clear. I can dress myself okay and I can dress myself. Competently my ten year old can dress that doesn't make him a fashion expert. He's better than I am but a full disclosure okay so moving moving on yet you know how some fashions come in and out of fashion yes so. I'm wondering in that vein win. Is it appropriate to where bell bottom engines always wait. What any situation and perfect. When wouldn't you about bottom? Jeans is probably my question walk point. Would you think to yourself not appropriate. No are you fucking with me. Turn to read through the bullshit. I'm tired okay. Maybe a little bit okay. I guess I would have taken taking it from a completely different angle and said fucking never yeah and let me just put another spin on this. Do you remember that they let's do you remember not long. Go you and I were walking street and I got like emotionally unsettled about seeing a woman and address where the dresses like really high up in the front front and back. I do really very nice think you're fucking show you. They do wear it sideways. act really bothers me well. I know what I'm wearing tomorrow. I will show you off to that. The story is Neiman. Marcus has decided that they should embrace two things that I absolutely despise one bell bottom jeans okay and think yet to a symmetry so going to show you the picture because this makes really great radio show you a picture excited all right. It's it's fine. Here's the picture that is in style. I think I mean I have a question how Toyota please don't mean you're kidding. Okay so you got to describe the picture I mean. I like one side. It's one side. There's maybe a skinny Jean leg Yogi boo boo cut because you had a person's wearing great and then the other side is just like flasks. You're it's a big tube on one like I mean it's come on one side but compression action on the love well besides the price of them being four hundred sixty two dollars pretty much everything back log okay. I'll I'll tell you a story. Okay Great. I have an idea phoenix game purchase. Get excited okay. September twenty fourth on stain. Do you have steam I did once I did and it kept opening automatically absolutely and I couldn't turn off so on and stole it beside the point. You're going to get steam John. Is it for his Ambi- game. Okay you know I love my Zombie Games. Yeah yeah unfortunately it's not is it western. I mean there's an element of that so you've got me personally hooked yet all right right so I mean like S. He's he's west and KFC making their own dating Sim for release on steam who I need to get better dating yup well yeah who better to do that with on this the same Hatley. KFC have a history of releasing flight but now launches I I I own it as well as romance novels. Actually number two legitimately love to read that goes uh-huh hot wings off wings Zinger in the sheep. Ah Okay doubled down. I'd Reebok Yeah so this game is cold. I love you Colonel Sanders a finger licking good dating simulator so KFC promises. It'll be the most delicious dating simulator. Abba which in and of itself is frightening because why is it the most delicious because it implies. The others are in fact delicious. Yes and that just games okay. I'm loss so is. KFC Not making enough money. Now they're making game. That's my only assumption. So so. What does this all about. Would you like to know the excitement. You'll be introduced to when you stop playing this game. Please please tell me right forty seven ingredients of course well given now. They didn't tell you what they all just blurred out when they say that. Maybe maybe that's what you get when you when he finished the gay take one ingredient at the time yeah incentive so okay you put in the shoes of being a culinary student hundred goal is to date. Colonel Sanders we go to be OH business partner. I'm what I'm wondering given our conversation about spices and finding out what they are do you find out how the number of spices comparative to how happy made Colonel Sambas and how does he give you his secret sauce. Of course that is when you know you've made it God Hukou this game to the new works so it's a young Colonel Sanders this way for for the it's an act of faith because he doesn't have KFC yet he's in Colorado School. He's lending the roads so so there was no awesome chicken in this game so so you're into. KFC has sponsored a game without awesome chicken so imagine your first day.
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"Good morning. Good morning. This is Bloomberg surveillance alongside Tom Kaine Jonathan Farrow, Kelvin gal quarterly results hanging over the S and P five hundred's push towards another record high Bank, earnings looming large in Europe, Barclays, reportedly planning to carry investment banker bonuses and oil continuing to rally after the White House pushes to send it Ronnie. And crude exports to zero from the Bloomberg interactive brokers studios Hallo Tuesday here is your price action futures negative by ran about two points on the S and P five hundred down not even a tenth of one percent in the commodity market. Accrued rally continues up around about three percent in the session yesterday. I almost to that level on Bren were up another four tenths of one percent inching towards seventy five dollars seventy four thirty four on Brent w Shiites sixty six dollars and ran about five cents in the bond market. Treasury yields blading higher on a ten year in the United States yesterday. Today yields a little bit lower by a roundabout a basis point to two point five eight. Eight percent and in the FX market, the state of things as follows in g ten euro dollar unchanged slightly negative by not even a tenth of one percent. Can we begin with the beautiful weather in New York City that is going to come through over the next couple of days with our part time meteorologist, John Tucker? The seventies I would vote to have the broadcast from central park today. We should do that tomorrow to your mix of Seneca seventy five today. It is seventy tomorrow Thursday. I'm excited the blue buttons. On some case. I'm new I didn't see the blue button issues. We all have spring fever. We do John's bet from sabbatical. So he missed the cold air that we had my first and only vacation through twenty nine. And you're not gonna let me forget about it. Here at Thomas time, why can time finally what did I miss? I actually mentioned the Boston Red Sox drag themselves out of less place in the American League east. A you in a better mood because of that I'm singularly in a better mood because of Baltimore Orioles have taken their rightly place, Jack dose might be in about a mode as well. The experts dropping across the Bloomberg Twitter. First-quarter monetize daily active users topping estimates. Second quarter revenue seven seventy two eight thirty. That's the guidance the estimate where was eight nineteen point two first quarter revenue coming in at seven eighty six point nine million dollars estimate, seven seventy five and a pre market trading. The stock positive by three percents during gamble Bouche year sales gross view, and this is just talking to Paul Sweeney moments ago on one of my other properties, the idea of what revenues are gonna do not earnings. And I don't have a strong opinion on this. Maybe our guest does but the revenue mix here this week is really important. Just to get you set up full the coming through this week bigwig from dust get Caterpillar coming through tomorrow, big attack. If goals, we will hear from Amazon, Facebook and all of the big tech. Giant's after Twitter gets things started here in the United States for the tech sector. And then over in Europe. We'll be talking about the Bank earnings Deutsche Bank, the highlight of that for many of you and the news this morning in the news coming from the financial times, Barclays, reportedly planning to count investment banker bonuses, we'll try and get you up to speed on all of this as the day progresses as we can't get down to US GDP on Friday said what a week we've got packed full you his the take from HSBC risk assets with driven by fed policy in light twenty eighteen Barish momentum and lead twenty nineteen bullish momentum. But we think that the end of the fed rate hike is now largely priced in here in New York arrest guy, joining us now HSBC chief investment strategist that h. Spec- private Bank, America's great to catch up with you've orchestra that take. While if they if you look at where we are clearly the fed had a tremendous affect on emerging markets last year on markets and on the economy as a result, we feel the fed is patient or on hold this year. So no question about it. And we think that's positive for markets. But largely priced in at this point. We're over to the fundamentals cycle. Onyx? How constructive I'll you on those two things for those things and improving Konami after one is going to be week. We think one point six percent for average about two and a quarter of the rest of the year. And then earnings have to improve Joan. I've mentioned the number times. That's a victory lap on this. Again, I'm not picking them bottom of the market fair was smart enough to do that use the gains that he got there by eight thousand lift shares have tanked, but I wasn't smart enough to do it. If I just sort of randomly late December picked a spot of Ben laid lers recommendation Jose rascals recommendation, John I'm up eighteen percent. I mean, that's that's not only a year's performance. That's a bull market. Now. What what are the what are the optimistic have been? So right. What's the now? What for you? The now what is volatility vol's cheap? We are concerned things are priced to perfection. And we think we're gonna see. More volatility as we head into cue two infant in the face of an improving economy. So because we think there's going to be a lot of noise out there. So as a result as earnings improve more, all and we could see a bit of a reply retrenchment in the markets, but longer term we think we're a little bit deep ahead the countless volatility. The state has been remarkably staple think it's Deutsche Bank coming out with all the twos. Two percent. Inflation two percent GDP growth. It has been remarkably stable. So we'll be through what you think. The candidates volatility will ultimately be think is some of it will be earnings on the earning side. We're going to see some difficulty we've seen, but we think we'll see upward revisions to earnings and that will be part of the adjustment. We have as we go forward. The big ones, we think will be political on the trade front in particular, you do private Bank, which means I need some coupon is coupon of any value right now are fixed income of any value. Absolutely. Are high net worth individuals are still looking for that that return? When that yield. Absolutely. But they're looking for growth, and what we're seeing increasingly is clients are saying, you know, what I'm seeing the market is up. What what do I do? How do I get the dividend of proxy for yield? I my all my radar goes up when I say that. Yeah. Well, I think look we've had some investors do it. But you have to be really careful obviously with a dividend yield through. So where do you put fixed income for hitters right now? The full, faith and credit or you going out and finds something goofy Eric, well, we're out any debt we like EM debt, we alike hard-currency debt in particular. We've taken our winnings from from high yield who still like high yield a bit. But but but it did really well in the first couple of nine percent move. Nineteen seventy Jose's. Huge. Exactly. So we took our victory lap there as you just mentioned, and we're going to sit back, and we still like it. But not as much. Yeah. But now, we're more focused on investment grade with this other poll being emerging markets. So somebody walks in the door, and they've got fifteen percent of their portfolio Amazon because it used to be three percent, exactly. And it's not what come on. You're telling me to sell Amazon, Apple or Microsoft or the rest of these linear moon shots that are out there. We think back to two thousand one the biggest problem we had in the market the correction in the market in two thousand one was people allowed their portfolio to get out of whack. They did not redistribute prophets. And that was a big part of the power Fisher, people rebalance. I'm gonna throw out of the studio not weekly, but we have quarterly meetings with clients monthly meetings with clients to talk about rebalancing portfolios, especially with the volatility, we see increasing. What did I miss if I- rebalanced Amazon just as or Microsoft pick Microsoft in the last couple of months years, whatever Microsoft well. I mean, look hindsight is twenty twenty right? And that's the thing with the, you know, if you're gonna if you're gonna do portfolio management hindsight is twenty twenty, but you know, put it all on one stock doesn't make a lot of sense. So I think we want to make make sure that that earning stream is solid for for investors going forward because I think can we get the three of you. You Ben later Steve major all on the set at the same time who sows the nutcase in for David blade. Ballooning..
"bouche" Discussed on Disconnected
"It's really got her feet of. Did you hear how they're going to do the Montas -ation for it? So I say that that's going to be most people screaming. No, no, come on. They have to make money. It's a free record get over it. Like, we're not gonna monetize deal sitting. Exactly, unlike the piece of shit that we're gonna talk about later, which is just flow total the total Jones on. But you know, let's be fair though for night, isn't my jam. But I gotta say that I can at least see why it blew up the way kind of like how while I was never into it. I don't care about it. But I get why it's popular. Acceptable to mean, Mona exactly. And the thing that they both did right is the freedom play. But anyway, they're gonna monetize. Help respond is cosmetics thing is not going to be anything unbalancing, which is fantastic like the overwatch. And I couldn't believe when people were just like going into tangent. But I couldn't believe when overwatch people like books Bouche, you don't have to look at it. You literally will not get any better the game. Therefore, you don't have to spend money on skin. Right. Exactly. And that's what they're going to do to the cool thing is basically very similar basically took it on a fortnight's book. But can you blame them that works? And basically they're gonna have a battle pass. And basically you can grind it out for free. But take you a lot longer to get balloon vox journal, and so on and so forth. So with the ballot pass because celebrates a little bit and be fair because you are paying money you're supporting the game because you can't play the game entirely free. And they're not gonna change. The responders already mentioned there will be nothing. They will add to the game that will not be acceptable to the free players because in the end, they don't want to on behind your back and be like, you got it eventually by they they do care, but they don't wanna force people because they feel like, you know, it's still publicity. It's still good. Now, you have respond your head in a positive light. They hope when type of all three drops you'll be but anyways, so the mouth pass will help gets up quicker. You're also gonna get exclusive skins and stuff that will be part of the battle pass as well, as you know, maybe different events the exact details on that. But anyways, the point being is nothing unbalancing. And it's. Absolutely fantastic. And I will definitely be grabbing that that'll pass I call him out four night thing. But I think pudgy calls that to whatever regardless the pay thing. He every month. I'm going to do that. What's the I hope I wanna say ten or fifteen bucks for if it's like, pudgy I want to say, it's ten bucks up. Sorry, everyone educate I didn't prepare this just because I didn't expect to go into this part of it. But it was a cool thing. I just think it is a cool thing. Listen to exactly look at it. And as long as value feel like you're getting which is inviting you get at least a couple of bad skins and couple bat us guns. That's worth it to me. Ten bucks? Ten bucks? The other thing is that if they do four nine gets you on a level that is so brilliant that I kind of hope they copy this aspect of it too. And it's so skis. But it's you'll I say all you'll note. I mean, let me just explain it. Basically what four nine does is at the end of the season because it isn't seasons. I want to say that the every like is actually going to be more than ten bucks. I think it's one paddle pass last like two or three months season. Probably going to be like, maybe it'd be like twenty thirty bucks pay. If it's for every three months because if you break it down in cost. Life pet. So basically from my understanding I never really four nine..
Sky Bouche, suspected Florida school shooter carried gun in guitar case
"Did you see the story sorry to interrupt you but i just did this story about the there was a school shooting in florida again and it was a forest high school which i'm not sure what part of florida that is but the gunman carried a shotgun into guitar case and then opened fire today and a floor high school wounding one student before he was arrested of course all this happening on the day that tons of kids across the nation walked out in protest against gun violence is the nineteenth anniversary of columbine they say he was a nineteen year old kid so obviously wasn't a student there unless he was a late lumers but yeah yeah it says he was a former student not currently enrolled.
Ocala, Florida school shooting suspect ID'd as Sky Bouche
"By the ad council nineteen th anniversary of the columbine school shootings tragedy averted at a high school in ocala florida the nineteen year old entered the school with a sawed off shotgun he fired one round slightly injuring another student but was quickly arrested by school resource officer marion county sheriff billy woods credits preparation and training we we already had stuff in place that's why it worked today it's already there i don't have to prepare for anything come monday it'll be the same thing sheriff's office says the shooter told them he felt ignored and picked a school as his target because he thought it would get more media attention he faces a host of charges more legal troubles for an embattled governor governor eric writings have missouri's already in trouble for allegedly taking an inappropriate photo of the woman with whom he had an affair without her consent now saint louis prosecutors have hit him with a new felony charge accusing greitens of tampering with computer data he allegedly got the donor list from a charity he founded called the mission continues and use that list to raise funds for his campaign associated processes campaign raised over two million dollars using that list grains originally deny getting it but did agree last year to pay a one hundred dollar fine for failing to report that his campaign had gotten the donor list joel nato fox news files of mortars filed past the casket of former first lady barbara bush as she lay in repose at a houston churchill friday her widower former president george herbert walker bush graded value of the mortars mrs bush's funeral will be held saturday she'll there'd be buried at her husband's presidential library in texas palestinian say they'll be asking a un human rights council to establish a commission to carry out an independent investigation of the israeli military's killing and wounding of palestinian during propalestinians during protests in gaza those protests continued on friday i'm jack callaghan fox news radio.