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"boris loris" Discussed on Timesuck with Dan Cummins
"Suck it. Let's get to it lot of Info to go over as usual. Here's here's how we're going to lay this bad boy out today. I I'm GonNa tell you. A little bit about the czars that came after Ivan from the position. He created I win. The fourth was the very first Russian leader to be officially a title similar to that of a Roman emperor or Bison Teen Emperor Ivan's Grandfather Ivan. The great also called himself czar in communications. But it was. It was never official. His GRANDPA didn't rule with the Russian churches blessing as supreme leader far more powerful than the nobility around him after seeing what came after Ivan will look at what came before him more than two century period of the Mongol rule of what is now Russian land by members of the Golden Horde Aka. Great State will examine the rise the Russian Orthodox Church that Ivan would align himself with and be anointed. By without this church there would be no czars whilst look at the boyers. Russia's Nobles Vlad The impaler rose to power and bloody infamy partially by Perje many of is boy nobles and keeping the rest afraid of him even do the same thing and Muscovite Tales of Vlad. The impaler began showing up in Muskie in the late fifteenth century decades before Ivan's birth and Avenue said to have found and loved these tales. It was inspired by. Vlad loved him idolized him modeled away. He took power. You know and held it modeled. His his his barbaric intimidating methods. Like this flood guy. I Like I put them in the people sticks in kill much rich people take money and land some for south some for more little to him. Vlad have no Fox to give. I like no line not crossed. I like it gets so much. What he wants through much fear. I like the book by Italian Guy. Machiavelli you say it is better to be feared than loved if you cannot be. Both Vlad would get that. I like it he in me with no care about love. We care about fear. If you're getting a feel for you know who the nobles were that Ivan terrorized will dig into some examples of Ireland's most famous atrocities before jumping in. Today's into into today's time line. That will lead us through the history of Russia evolving from a collection of Slavic tribes to a military force to reckon with do now. We'll also walk through major dates of Ivan's life which we will cover of course from birth to death. Look at his life included more examples of horrible atrocities that we won't get into in the preview before the timeline. So does this often this sound kind of fun? I'm maybe interesting is the better outcomes interesting Let's take a peek at the legacy that Ivan the Terrible Ivan the Fourth I true czar of Russia started by list off some of the most famous czars that came after him starting with. Boris Godunov Boris Gun Goo Goo Ga man his last. Name's fuck him. It's tough Boris Loris goodness. Boris Gio D. U. N. V. Gudkov such a great classic Russian. Boris was one of Ivan's Children of darkness. One of the most one of these professional tortures and rapists known as the sneaky Boris had married the daughter of the head of the Nikki and especially ruthless dude. Malaita scores off to make a quick star wars analogy if Ivan the Terrible was the evil emperor. Mel Utah was his darth vader. That motherfucker was in charge of a number of the most terrible things that I've ordered to be done and czar. Boris was darth. Vader son-in-law was kind of making Hans Solo. I guess now the analogy no longer works. Because he didn't have a will copilot's and he didn't have a good heart under his. You know of facade of I only care about me. Boras became co regent and fifty four following. Ivan's death appointed by Ivan on his deathbed to keep shift from crumbling into chaos until Ivan. Son feodor the I was ready to rule boers with seize the throne in fifteen ninety eight following the death of FYODOR so he'd be region for a while. Then you take a break and you back to actually be as our and during his seven-year rule he did do some nice things like allow young Russian nobles to seek their education outside of Russia in Europe imported teachers into his empire because he's up to the kingdoms of Scandinavia pursuing peaceful access to the Baltic Sea. Any also does not so nice things. Sports made it illegal for Russian peasants to transfer their allegiance from one job to another thus cemented in place a key component of serfdom that would lead to an enormous peasant class of slave laborers tied to the land. They worked on people whose descendants would eventually rise up and overthrow their royal masters in Nineteen. Seventeen after Moore's death. Russia entered the time of troubles which included famine many civil wars between poise opposing boyer factions and open meddling in Russian affairs by the nearby Kingdoms of Poland and Sweden. Life for the average citizen would actually become worse during the time of troubles that it was during the reign of Ivan. The terrible which is saying a lot. It's going to be hard to believe by the end of this gory suck Boris's rain would last until sixteen o five eight years later is our Michael. The I would rule Michael. The first mostly known for being really really good basketball motherfucker could dunk from the foul line all day huge hops primarily play shooting guard but had an other worldly all around game even solid low down on the post especially late in his career when he started to go and he had to rely more of upper body strength and his mental game. And of course. I'm talking about a different Michael. Now everyone else is talking about Jordan and it felt right to throw it in Michael. The first mostly known for being the first Romanov Tzar kicked off three centuries of one family ruling Russia. The sign of how shitty life was in Russia during shortly after the time of troubles. Michael had to wait weeks before he's suitably intact palace could be located for him in Moscow to lead from because much. The city lay in ruin. Just disarray. Mike leave for over thirty years until sixteen forty five negotiated a long period of peace with fierce neighbor Sweden and Poland. Yes it's true and various points in history. Russia was afraid of both Poland and Sweden. Not Too right now Pretty sure Vladimir Putin is never says no cannot when my anger Sweden would-be end of us probably never said something like well. What was the poll in think? We cannot risk incurring Poland wrath. No time change next. Czar almost forty years after Michael. The first one of Russia's most famous CZARS PETER. The great would rule from sixteen eighty two all the way to seventeen twenty five. Peter was Michael's grandson. He's best known for is rootless attempts to further westernize. Russia import the principles of the enlightenment. Into what the rest of Europe still considered a backward medieval country. He arranged the Russian military and bureaucracy. Along Western lines required his officials to shave their long traditional beers. A big deal getting rid of their big long. Russian beers had had for centuries and dressed in western clothes did was an imposing leader. He was six eight six feet eight inches tall during the day and age when the average European man's height was just under five six. He was a good fifteen inches taller than the average Average height for guys now is five nine having Peter. The great leader would be like having a Shaquille O'Neal for leader right now. I can only imagine having meetings with other European leaders Psychic King George of England. He was you know he was tall. Above average is five eleven King Lusa of the sixteenth of France. He was he was five. Six Wonder Peter Tried to get into their heads at all. You know maybe showed it for some meetings. Illo little fellas little guys would russell would like to do much more business with your tiny man countries than like ruffled their hair. I like you guys are so guilds you little fellas. Peter was a lot more than just a tall asked. Dude who's a strong military leader crushed Swedish army in the battle of poll. Taba in seventeen O nine a battle to raise the morale. The Russian military in Western is held his empire security claim to the vast Ukraine territory. It will continue to rule off and on for almost three full centuries through number of successful wars. He expanded the Zara into a much larger empire than the one he inherited. Also known for founding and developing the Russian capital city of Saint Petersburg which would remain the capital of Russia until nineteen seventeen sixteen years after the end of his reign and many rulers later his daughter Elizabeth would become Zara. Zara IS OUR EASTER AKA empress of Russia Elizabeth of Russia seized power in seventeen forty one in a bloodless coup. She went on to distinguish yourself as the only Russian ruler never to execute even a single subject during her reign. She was like the Anti Ivan. The terrible bummer for storytelling purposes or nickname was an elizabeth the not too bad or Elizabeth the not so terrible or Elizabeth pretty good. Elizabeth could be worse you know. During her twenty years on the throne Russian blood would be shed however as Russia became entangled in two major conflicts. Seven Years War and the war of Austrian succession always wore always work going on over here. Elizabeth is perhaps best known for establishing the University of Moscow and spending vast sums of money on various palaces. She liked a fancy palace. You like shiny things. Some starving peasants didn't think it was super cool. That she was remodeling. Another palace or building may build a new one while while they were starving. Weird or a bunch of whiners south surgery. It's hard to focus on. What Damage Chandelier with you? Constantly asking for small visit Brad. Kidman died jokes. Aside Elizabeth considered one of the most popular Russian rules of all time and within a year of her death. One of the most famous of Russia's czars or Zari status with rule catherine the great twin seventeen sixty two in seventeen ninety six the six month interval between the death of Elizabeth the Russia and the accession ascension of Catherine the great witnessed the six month reign of Catherine's husband. Peter the third who is likely assassinated. These people ask poisonings. Going on back in Catherine was a Prussian. Princess who married into the Romanov Dynasty during Catherine's reign Russia's further expand his borders absorbing Crimea. Partitioning part of Poland Holding OFF ON DESPAIR. Polish jokes annexing territories along the Black Sea. Even settling the Alaskan territory would later be sold to the. Us and eighteen. Sixty seven lot of conquest went down on Catherine's watch always forget. The Russia was the first European power to settle Alaska by the Russians. I showed up in the last seventeen. Forty one founded a colony and Kodiak island seventeen thousand four also is a so often happens with strong women rulers Catherine. The Great was the victim of malicious rumors during her lifetime. Some character assassination some rumors. That have persisted to this day.
"boris loris" Discussed on Watch What Crappens
"Well, you know that Lisa would probably do like a like a photo of her like in a bikini like a selfie in a mirror in a bikini. But the caption would be like take some time to think about yourself because you only have yourself and these days you have to be good to everyone. I was like you can't make fun of her because she put like a noble captions shut up. Lisa. She'd be one of those people. That's like oh my God. I'm not gonna have a baby because that's pollution, and I care about the earth. And I'm here to help people as a nurse, and then she has a baby and then post like twenty baby pictures day. She'd be like question for all the mommies out there. How do you think is the best way to put a baby seat in the back of your car? Just wondering why are you asking this to Twitter? No know, they're just so terrible at all times probably account for their kids to by the way and their dog. But rob stark bless his heart. He is so fucking hot. And the when he got killed. I was so sad. Just because of its hotness. You know, because I don't care if your wife's in idiot. I'll still love you. You know, happens plenty times in real life. I love him. But then he still has PTSD on his neck. So 'cause now he's on bodyguard. Which is a really, you know, it's a pretty good game of thrones. But it's pretty good and he uses but a lot, but he has PT, and I'm like, can you blame him has anybody here? Watch game frowns. So let's move onto house breath. Ian, shall we? Are you are you? Are you good with that, sir? Around. I mean, scroll down we still got mine hundred characters so we'll probably scroll down and see some more as we go. Yeah. So I mean, the breath is not a lot of people here. I mean, there was Robert the king. Whatever Ren Lee C. I was sad about Ren Lee. Because he was he represented us. He was he was gay was reading he was basically the Buddha judge of of game of thrones. So get killed by shadow was really disappointing. I feel like they were so much more sexually free back that like really cared that. He was boning that soared guy and then. Everyone found out that sir c was fucking her brother. No one really cared. I mean, they made fun of them and stuff. But yeah, you know, we'll Ren Lee was he was fucking the tyrel dude like Boris Loris tyrel, and they had a they had a cute list. But you know, one thing that really bothered me is that between the two then we never got to see any Pene and bothers me on this show that like a woman goes to the farms, Dan, and her kits compelling on we see kids interventions when she just trying to get some like grain. But on this show two guys are in love God forbid, we get to see their pain. But they do that thing where they're like. Oh, we've shown women naked. So now, we're going to be fans so men naked. And it's hor. It's always like an old beggar in like kings landing like, oh, it's like the old beggar dick or the guy who tried to poison denarius. I'm like, why do I have to look at his dick. Okay. Else? Literally that the worst option of the show they show his deck his little dick flopping around. That's not wanna how about how about we get some cattle drug. Oh, how about that? I. So yeah, Ren Li you know, what I liked about mentally. He was the only person who would dance with Brienne. Okay. Again, Brienne is my favorite and the whole backdoor the reason why she sorely just do it was basically there was like Barack Theam prom and all the guys made fun of brand but run -ly dance with her because he's a good gay. And like God, I love he used his gayness to help others. He was like, you know, what I'm giving a woman position on my seven. That's it. She won. She deserves it and everyone's like..