18 Burst results for "Bobby Lee"
"bobby lee" Discussed on H3 Podcast
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"bobby lee" Discussed on Dumb People Town
"Tried to steal. This is like the opening Magnolia. This is like the opening to Kim. Ball run four bobby. If you wrote the script and you're like they all come together at this parking lot the note back would be like it's two convenient. This is just way too. Convenient Foundation is still meth. I believe right. You might be worse. Eighty nine now so now. Paint the picture broader. Look step back from it. You have a man who does not know this woman. Throwing a firework at her in a u haul parking lot in the middle of the night and then back up a farther. There's just some random guy stealing gas truck out from under one of these trucks and all of a sudden fireworks getting thrown at him know. Imagine the Guy. Underneath there and thinking of all the bad things that could happen. I don't get caught and hope. Nobody GROWS BHAI fireworks on his list of worth a moment when he suddenly believes in God. This was this was assigned to punish me. Doesn't want me to do this. Sparks from the fireworks flew near the gasoline and four of the U. Haul. Trucks burst into flame. All my with with the thief catching fire as well accidental. Vigilante help a pink floyd album cover the wind and the woman both ran away from the scene. I hope they don't know each other either like she's running for her life and all of a sudden there's a guy on fire running next to you out from under a truck right. I imagine this woman. She just turns back. And there's a guy on fire behind like this. This feels like a Theo van. Or like Ron White. Where there's a part of this? I haven't told you yet the gasoline even the woman both ran away from the scene with the thief running away with his pants and sleeve on fire. Oh my gosh. He's running yes. She music video. Where the person's just running on that was bjork video. I believe right. Why why do you think I knew anything about your for the whole thing was shot? Shot like side scrolling left Harare Yorkie fire running and we have people who listen to the show. That are screaming at their ipads. You're very bureaucracy. And their ipod ones. Okay which Jason recently found. His police said once they arrived the owner of the U-HAUL showed up so now we have another character. Another guy this guy shows up. He was just driving. He was getting milk from like Walmart and he just sees four of his U. Haul trucks God. He shows up and was able to pull security footage which which depicted the scene described above sergeant stats or starts backwards. Said the footage was clear enough them to see the license plate of the man who threw the firework and they were able to arrest the man at his home nearby before the fire was completely cleared pat on the back themselves. He's been charged with reckless endangering criminal mischief and I believe those are for right now says Stotts is the ban. Wax Song Southern California and the video was by Spike Jones. Yes there ought to go tonight now. I can sleep under a u haul tonight as for the gasoline thief. Police are not able to locate.
"bobby lee" Discussed on Good For You
"Black people aren't only it was just a joke comes me. I swear I swear to God was years ago three years ago. But it is wild. How you're able you talk shit on your podcast if nothing else. This is a huge endorsement for the tiger belly. Podcast because he will talk some shit now. I'm not talking. Just tell that you tell these fucking it's like Howard Stern Shit how he used to like. Just go for like everyone is so afraid of getting in trouble. Everyone's walking on eggshells and if we look at when Tj Miller was on my podcast we talked about. Don't you guys started Michael Bay? Our base not going to hire me. No I think you're gonNA hire me. Oh he already did the thing in a weird way. He grabbed. No but I'm just saying there's so many people in this business that are fucking monsters and nobody has the balls to talk about it and it just so fun. It's listen I you know. I had a director two weeks ago. Who screamed at me the whole time? That's great and I remember thinking to myself. I'm not kidding you I show up in Hawaii. I work to do magnum. Pi and the drums to many goes. Don't fuck this up. You can't talk to people like that. He walks away. And I'm like I'm going. Oh four this is actually crazy to me. I was on a cell like this recently to there's executives for how is no one. Yeah how are so? Hr Nightmare. How are you guys allowing us now for me? Maybe five years ago I'd be like just as bad just absorb it and just get through it. Fox I'm GonNa talk about fucking podcast. We'll go fuck. Yeah and if you if you WANNA come Peter and do my podcast. Let's talk about. Yeah input like you're calling anyone out. He did that. Because here's the other thing it's also I'm a fucking grownup. You can't talk to me like you know when. I was twenty two like okay. I'm paying my dues. I'm your equal. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not trying to hurt anyone's feelings. But it's like no fucking bitch and I'm not a Tampon and you can't just use me also no one's harder on me than me. Yeah you don't already have I already. I'm yelling at myself. I don't need your help beating me up over here. Yeah so you know listen I honestly I've I've been in some movies and I've worked with great. I Love Charles. Yeah Larry Charles is so cool. I've done like three or four things with him. I've worked with a lot of great people and I walk away from pretty much every said were with making friends. And and I'm I'm listening. I like to listen and I WANNA learn and sometimes I fuck up but it's like if you scream at me. Yeah yeah no no. No they treat me like that. What else it's also you're fucking in regard. It's also a crazy time when you realize. I'm the healthiest person on the set. Everyone else isn't doing the work we're doing. Most people aren't in fucking program. They're being run by their ego and their insecurity and their DADS fucking the way their dad talk to them. They're still talking to people and it's like you don't get to do this. Yeah like the answer's no because then I leave with my self esteem corroded. Yeah so That's I think also what PA- Tiger will is done. I can now use it as a place and you can outcome is everything was for nothing and use it and get that ad money. Yeah so a super important..
"bobby lee" Discussed on Good For You
"Don't want to lose the money this woman. She Yeah Shrek. Down your commercial producers. Yeah what happened after that so I go? I didn't say that like that. I said that NATO we heard it. We heard you say it's You caught me. Then they go. We already knew you said that before you. Did they ask why? Maybe we're just telling you that some lady is threatening to sue us for having you on this thing just to be careful so then. I called my agents and at the time Ca had bill cosby hot Ross. So so at the time they had bill cosby and that Bill Cosby was in some legal trouble. You know and But we have a team. Could we create a team for Bill Cosby? So we have a legal team of people that will crush this woman. So you see the crushed the silence. This woman and I never heard from her again but.
"bobby lee" Discussed on Good For You
"Acting. This may be slight singing but she is just a dream. Come true hire on the anyway. That's my own personal. I Love Mandy Moore scenario before wait shut the fuck up all right man. You heard me say jurors found everything I've learned overturn being awarded. Shaw hold on ever released. I'm having such a complicated actually be super at home fall to looking at the camera. Rapi as is I beg among only things. It's Tera visit. This is what people would know about additions when you're done this league..
"bobby lee" Discussed on Good For You
"Witney never actually so I I I I would see. A and This Guy Jason. Heyman is my guy. He's like the biggest guy right and because he has like Zack. From Atkinson. All these guys Hems were were and everybody. Will there all right so He goes. You just have read with casting director. It's still going to be one person so I don't really memorize it. You know I go. I'll just call read it right but then when I show up it's like I remember these wooden doors the gigantic wooden doors and they gave me a glass of water which they never give you any water but a glass water why because it was like higher up than I thought. Oh Big Yeah and then when I walked the door there's twelve people there right and camera set up. Its test test is that that's a thing when you get to the win. It's like three people up for job in there you do. Something called a test like the final directors there and I'm now in my head going I can't do it no. I don't know what now so this. This is what I do know. I did the worst thing you could possibly deal. So I'm sweating a blocker so you have the first line all right. I have the first line you'd be the casting drug right. Yeah and you say. Go ahead bobby and literally give you the time the timing of all this real time. Go ahead okay. All right bobby. Whenever you're ready okay I I.
"bobby lee" Discussed on Good For You
"Yeah so it's not as if that person that's on that billboards a happy there could be suffering as well yes it. Does you know what you look at that Bill. Go fix it. That's me didn't fill the whole you and one billboard wow. I remember the first time I got a billboard but I thought only one million not enough are you WANNA bill but right now with a dog that's living and thank you. Oh He's at really driving bite real. Quick Oh Whitney I mean probably I mean you've you're you've never been on the bill for charity but I think there's one right now that's pretty ubiquitous with the lithium on dog. I teach you that's right. I think I'll wait at Asians. Wow but I don't think so but that was my first feeling. I thought my first special comedy central. I wonder who was running it at the time. I thought I literally said I want to billboard. I've never negotiated anything. I don't even want money. I want a billboard. I literally set it. Steve SMOOK can corroborate. I said there were like That's like a crazy and cry wanted a billboard because I wanted people to know like it was like some weird old and I'm sure it was my dad's inner monologue going to billboard because you can mean a million movies people not in La go will. Where's the billboard? Yeah you know what I mean. 'cause YOU WANNA billboard. I think I'll tell you why in my opinion why would want one because it not only that is. There's so I was on split up together and I was not on any of the billboard goes with a family and I begged them to go. If you're GONNA put me on a billboard can you put it on the Warner Brothers on Bar hands everyone? Everyone stuck in traffic. Our and I want my enemies to see it. That's the point of a bellboy. It'd be just me on the side or whatever the poses. Yeah Yeah. It's so sick and I remember asking for a billboard. I didn't get the 'cause there's a comedy central run right above the convenience store next to the comedy star. I wanted I wanted. I wanted the booker at the Communist to get me fucking spot a lot about how you know. This is all strategic. You know that like every studio they strategically put billboards around like Adam Sandler. They put a billboard on the corner of where his houses of his movies. So that you know what I mean wrong they. They know where celebrities live and they put him a lot right. The Rock all the posters Ron near his house but then you drive received. There's so and that's the other funny Mirage about a billboard as you see a billboard of yourself are like everywhere and you know there's one not across America But yet doesn't work. It doesn't work. Yeah and you know what else I loved one time? This kind of changed my life when I heard this Bill Murray was on Howard Stern and Howard said it seems like you hate being famous. You know like why. Don't you like being famous? And he said my advice to people that WANNA be famous is get rich and see if you still want to be famous What you actually want us to be rich It's not the fame you think you want the fame Damon money. Don't come hand in hand. I was known before I had money which was even weirder. I was like on punked em TV show. People recognize me and I was in debt like mad. Tv You we got forty five hundred dollars a week crazy and then people are like hey do your own. I can't be hungry you know so. I thought that was an interesting thing so now when I'm like I want that thing that thing I'm like you know what no I don't I want to do that. Corporate gig in Tampa and get corporate gig money and put money in the bank. Yeah can I say something what this is gonna sound so cheesy but this is what changed. I think so when I went to my dad died and went to pcs this place and it's a Metro PCs p. s. p. I don't know what it's called but It's a psychology place. Psc and I was there for a couple of weeks and I was still using drugs and Psychology plays inside a sidewalk psychology I were talking about being mindful about living in the moment in one session or whatever and I is associated when I walked out of that therapy session I saw for the first time. Life in HD. Like I saw the world you know and I walked by this pink Bush and there was like these little leaves and these leaves look like spiders because in in in these little ants were trying to fight to get on and I sat there for like five minutes looking at this Bush in an ahead a spiritual awakening that. I've really felt for the first time in the moment and grounded and and just really looking at what now is right and by doing that. It's changed every how I feel about myself when I wake up. I don't feel like you know what I mean. There's a truck on top of me. I feel so light and You know it's it's sad to say that it took my dad to die to get there. But you know in. In retrospect It's sad that he's GonNa miss him so much. But it is like a cloud over us at our primary caretakers. If it was negative is a cloud. I mean when my dad passed. I didn't do anything for I took a year off like I was going to like animal rescues and like hanging out with wolves and rescuing B.'s. Like I was so lost because I realize everything I've ever done is to get his approval. That was my engine and now he's gone and I just felt very aimless in the room and he passed. No Oh wow would happen. So did you see him? It was freak. He had both. My parents had strokes like in the same year like aunt. My Dad was in. Icu like outside Savannah and he couldn't walk her move any of his body and so I I visited him like a bunch of times but then he passed in a really fucked up like freak. Like obscene awful. Like Way and I knew right away were at his house or the hospice. He was at a hospital And in this particular one Healthcare in America as maybe heard not great and at this facility in the south. If you have a child who is mentally ill schizophrenic bipolar. And someone can't care for you. They just put them in nursing homes with elderly people. Oh there was just an accident. Yeah Oh wow it was like I mean there's I it's kind of wild because to me. He went out the way he lived. What the fuck does even add up. Does you make sense like I've never heard of. There's there's no way to prepare for this like everyone was like. We don't even know what to do. The logistics were so crazy in the whole thing was so unbelievable that it did kind of Anesthetize the pain and shock. 'cause like instantly having to deal with logistics right which is right and I don't think I ever process at. I think it's always GonNa be on a shelf. Did he did growing up did? He wasn't physically abusive psychological. Dad Actually you know it's interesting as I get older You know the more I obviously have so much compassion for my parents and forgiveness where my parents and true love for my parents because I do. It's taken ten years in a twelve step program to I truly say this is not like some brainwash it or like what. I would my sponsors to keep them coming back. I truly think they did the best. They can and probably better than they were capable of wall once. You really understand. How addiction works. I understand that my parents fucking overcame neurological Sort of they overcame neurology to show up for me like the fact that they showed up for me at all my dad he would forget to pick them up from school. I'm like the fact that I got to school like. That's how I look at it now. You know like I mean it has taken doing you know third. Step ten step every day for ten years. But I'm literally like I look at my childhood now. 'cause I coming in. The program was so dangerous. I used to like take pills that I found on the ground. I almost died when I was a year old. I put like a pill in my mouth had to go to the hospital. Like you know dropping things you know my sister and I would run away for days at a time. Nobody would notice like we were in so much danger. All people in the house like random like really dangerous shit and I went in the program. I'm such a victim. I led with so hard I would share stories about my childhood in. Aa Double winners and Alanon meetings. People would gasp. It takes a lot to get some kind of all my God yeah. Dan used to sing a song to us Before we got out of the car he go. Who Do you trust? And we'd go. No one got to be alive. No it's the funniest thing you go. Who Do you trust? And we go daddy really trust. And no one was his motto and then he would tell us that motto and then when pick us up from school we trust anyone then he wouldn't show up but then he would show up every now and then and he would do Scenes from three Amigos when member see MARLA. Go Look here look here at school. And he was the funniest person when he did show up person on the planet which makes it even more confusing for a child and I think for me I definitely defaulted to when he goes away. It's my fault I wasn't funny enough. I wasn't smart enough. I wasn't pretty enough. I was a good enough whatever that was just the narrative I built but that wasn't true now that I understand addiction so now as an adult I go on no no I understand why my inner child wide defaulted to that at five years old. But I know that's not true. Addiction makes you hurt people you love and that's just sometimes the people you love. You hurt the most now that I understand addiction. I know that none of that was personal. My Dad we used to do as humor. You would get drunk. I'd have like a friend. Spend the night hugh run in my room naked. And he'd run out and he'd have a toilet paper sticking out of his ASS. Hughes had totally paper in his ass because it was so moist and he would turn on God and he would just run out and it'd be like hilarious and no no you'd have to explain to your friend like traumatic. Oh your friends were over embarrassing alcoholic and that was funny. But it's really fucking embarrassing. I'm so sorry you know and I think about now that I understand addiction the amount of shame that it requires to drink as much as I saw it on my God. These people were full of fucking miracle. It's a fucking Mir with with the stuff that you grew up with. It's the miracle where you're at in life but saying you and I had fucked up you know I mean we are things growing up and we were able still to come here and you know get a career. And it's you know in many ways resilient in many ways I say all the things that all the essentially like arm right developed. What IN PROGRAM. We call character defects. I like to call superpowers. Because you know we can do a fucking anything people are like. Oh you have to audition in front of nine people. Nothing stresses me out I come from actual chaos go on stage at the comedy store in the morning with people throwing.
"bobby lee" Discussed on Good For You
"You know I believe I believe in God and I believe that for a lot of people are GonNa Balk but I believe in a sense of some sort of you know higher power. I don't know if I'm like if my destiny's etched in stone of whatnot but I I've always had faith that Especially in the last six months that I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be and Feel it from you. It's like shift in your energy. It's like you know when I did. It sounds so cheesy but when my dad died You know. My Dad used to beat the shit out of the family. My mom and I were talking last week and she told me this in that room. I remember the story where I it's been enjoyed us and I was six years old and We lived in like a nine stories on this apartment building in Minnesota and I was about to die. I was dying and my mom and my dad were pulling me. My my mom wanted to take the elevator. My Dad wanted take the stairs and I remember my dad just dropping me and just going and hitting my mom in the mouth and then her bleeding right and then my dad picked me up and take them and then they put a needle in my spine at the hospital but remember that whole twenty four hours being just a nightmare but that was a constant. You mean thing in my life of violence. All I saw was violence. And so when my dad died in August I really had to deal with the trauma and whatnot and So by dealing with trauma and doing amd are and Going to therapy and doing all the things work and sober again as well I am. I'm just like far more grounded and present and I feel like a fucking Mack. Truck has been lifted off. My shoulders. Had been carrying around it you. You don't know this but before I dealt with trauma. Every time I had a bad audition would go to the my car out. Take a bottle of water that big and I hit myself over the head over my head about one hundred ties until I bled into my face and I did that once a week. I would punish myself for making mistakes. It's all based on. You know how I was treated as a kid and whatnot and it you know insidiously has entered every aspect of my life in terms of the way I so even those little things where I after I do a set an all that low self esteem should i. Do you know what I mean. It's all based on some sort of thing that happened as a as a kid and so I've been trying to get that shit out of my life and and we've never really talked about that. Which is that what we were talking about earlier every for fourteen years. I haven't doing stand up for quite a bit. We've known each other for every night for fourteen years five nights a week I would say I would watch pace up and down the hallway disaster. Why am I doing? I'd watch you quit comedy in your head truly every night and then go on and destroy. That's not you don't get to weigh in on that you had you don't know the truth in terms of how well you do as a stand up none of us do bobby destroys okay and I saw this for fourteen years. It's not like the math was on my side in terms of watching you go through this self flagellating thing and I think for the longest time I was like. There's none of my business. Everyone's got their own ritual. Everyone's got their own process. It's obviously working for him. And this is back when I did think you had to be fucked up to be funny. This is before I was in recovery and then after my dad passed I had a couple of habits that you know. I just needed like permission to lift them. And I just. I saw one time doing it and I was like don't metal. This is so you're mothering. You're micromanaging you're monitoring is none of your business. You'RE GONNA fuck up your relations with Bobby. Don't say anything but it felt so clear to me that this was not bobby. It was some other programming. It was someone else's voice it was like an inner bully and that had no right to be there and was actually just not true. And if you're a bombing that I want said anything I would have been like. You probably should be nervous. It just was so in Congress with like and for me I just was like let me experiment with just maybe he just needs permission. Maybe he just needs someone to go like. You don't have to do this anymore because also it was confusing because when you were gone and kill. I think there's a certain point where are low self esteem actually turns into bragging when you get successful so your your perception of yourself hasn't caught up with your success so you go home and a bomb and you go kill and it was like fuck that. Guy. Yeah is that your version of bombing hating yourself actually seems like bragging after. I had someone do it to me. Ron funches Great lovely nicest one of the greatest best and we were in a hotel together randomly in New York. London having filthy sex We were doing some like show together. We went in that we ran into each other at the gym and take a picture together. I post it and this was like four years ago and the caption was like this angle. You can see my crooked tooth or something like I had to self deprecate in any photo I took of myself. I had to like point out a flaw something like that and I posted it and he just went. Why do you do that like I was like? Oh No. It's like funny and he's like it's like obnoxious. Wow and so. He literally said he goes. I know girls that. Look up to you in your self effacing like it's not doing what you think it's doing. Yeah and I got it right away. I got it my bid to me and I think I was just like my ego was not present. I didn't feel attacked. I wasn't like you're jealous or whatever childish defense mechanism. I got it right away. I just needed someone to tell me. I needed permission to shine. That sounds so corny. I needed permission to not make myself small. Yeah we both grew up environments where we had to make ourselves small. And that's what you did to me back the stage what did I say I just was like? You just basically said you don't. I'm done with that. Ebay said that they did what he's like you just killed and I just. I can't do this anymore with you. You're better than that. I don't know what you're doing something like that because I think first of all no one ever called me on it in a pub at first I was like fuck you. That's my thing. I just like annoy. Everyone would how funny I am. I Complain About My Book. I thought about it for months did I would lay in bed and think about it and go. Why do I do that? What is that it also just like wasn't it's also it's not true. I know it's insane. Do you know what I mean to me. It was just sort of like you have worked your fucking ass off like and I think that we're at this place where pride we have to be shameful about being good at what we do and worked so hard to be good at what you do like that. Aftermath of shame is just like the only reward we get. Is that time at the comedy? Store that our the communist to have that be talks with our dad's old fucking nasty narratives from three generations ago. Like it's like you're not welcome here you know but but even though when you did that because you did that years ago a year and a half ago it had it took my dad dying for me to even even understand why. I do that right and so by doing the work now. It's like it completely changed my life in a completely different way. I'm well aware of my behavior. I I always ask myself why you doing that. Why you think like that even the other night when I came up to you because I I don't really go up to a lot of comics for advised. Maybe you that's it. I can think of anybody else would get really advice from because I know that you're you're familiar with my history. You're familiar with the Twelfth Stuart steps you know I mean and and how the business works you know how the business works. Because you've just yeah and I know that you give great advice so I So I'll go to you for things and even the thing. I was complaining about which is like I. I WanNa say this out loud and this is gonNA sound really crazy but sometimes I get jealous. I'm I'm yeah sometimes I'll drive by billboard a what the fuck that yet right sure. 'cause you know their skill level and then you start going. What did I? It's like it's not personal. It's not personal bobby but personalize it by going. What did you do for you to not be up there in that shitty movie? That you have. That's what yeah. And so it's like that's your dad in the backseat. Like how come into not fucking. Meanwhile you just drove here from the House that you just bought by yourself okay. I'm just saying it's just it's a mirage hallucination it's yeah it's meaningless it's meaningless but to me. I just have to walk through and I also we have to delineate like you know so interesting what you said about like the aftermath of of when your primary caretaker that kind of installed all your programming passes like what is them and what is you. Is there a time trouble beating myself up? And I'm like that's not me. That's my dad. That's not me. I don't think that about myself. But then there's other times like you know what that is me. And that's a fair criticism. You know I have to really delineate but also some of these feelings can be. Album is in a positive way. I've written some of the best things I've ever written because someone got a special that I didn't think deserved fucking used that jealousy and I use that anger to slam out something healthy to some of. It is a little health. I think you have to just figured a way to like shape shifted into something positive. There's there's something as playful competitiveness and that you know when I was I was on a show. Last year with Jenna Fischer Jenna Fischer was like sitting there. One day with a bunch of scripts. He's auditioning for and I go fertile. I looked at her and go. Hey you're on a show on a show starred in the biggest show of all time. Y- movie star but humiliation number. She goes bobby. I'm just I just like being competitive. Yeah that's what she said. Oh and it's like it's not a jealous we're to believe it or not. We're in a business that were competing each other. Yeah and there's a healthy way to do it and so I kind of went. Oh Yeah So there's something healthy about it. Also I think for me 'cause we know I'm in a program as well like feelings are not facts right and we will blow something up and put emotion all over something that absolutely does not deserve it but I try to get down to the math. So how many comedians do you think can do an hour? What do you mean like how many in our on our stand up of a lot? How many how many comic can do an hour on on on. Is it a lot? Yeah I I I would say. Probably a thousand communities thousand in this country can our onstage. A thousand who I would say to fifty two hundred and fifty thousand. You know how many comics are in the country. There's forty thousand com okay. Let's say how many in La New York or there we go who are like getting things in the rotation who you're competing against twelve twelve. It's not that many. How many networks are there seventy seventy? Yeah yeah people really aren't doing that. Well if he says the POI- numbers game most of the people who are jealous are veiling horrible. You're right so I do think that we magnify that one that one billboard. That's up for a week. We think about it for eight months. We've show's been canceled. We'RE STILL JEALOUS. Jealous of their shows. Yeah you're you're right you're right and it's also like I've had success as well. That's only people are jealous of you and I've been when I see those billboard. Yeah I'm in suffering..
"bobby lee" Discussed on Good For You
"Number one and number two He is one of the last Comics that has that allure. That you you know Eddie Murphy. Had DOC in the. Here's what I'll say like. I think that when you watch these guys they get so famous in movies and I think a lot of people. I have to be honest with you. I don't know this is probably just me projecting because I took a year off stand up when I was making something and then people knew me as an actress and not a stand up and then I came back to doing. Stand up and people look what she does. Stand up wait. No that's my number one thing so I think I probably project the him of people just think of him as someone saw Martin Lawrence do stand up and I was like he probably is like a stand up. You never get to coast on your fame if anything. The bar is even higher so I was just trying to build up the. That's a very very good but the point is this. That's a very good point because Martin Lawrence needs me. Yes yes the point is also is that we know we we covet what we see like Buffalo Bill. You know we you know we you know we see each other so much that we think that we were comics. Got Because we're in the trenches so much and when sometimes when you see visitor maybe here's what I'm GonNa ask you. Yes that's what it was kind of an outsider and isn't there every night and I would project. He thinks he's above having to work out every day or something like that. That's what it is. It's also he so famous leaving. His House is probably fucking nightmare. But who would you do? This isn't about someone's GonNa this is GonNa hurt someone's feelings. Who would you say the best work in comics today? Oh the hardest working asked. What do you mean the best? It can be one of four people who who is the to me. Who The funniest guy? Why would you even name one name? One I'm trying to even think what I honestly just trying to prove a point. I honestly think that for me for me who. I would watch every time that he would perform a top. No just click. Oh Wow yes. And here's the irony agree. I would never say that about him even though I believe it why because it's just like you know what I mean because he's there every night it came up at the same. It would just be like Corey. It's like one of the best comedians working. He just like you for me. Why Jesernik is because of the fact that All he does is and they're brilliant but he switched he switches a lot and I always try new jokes. I was trying to find in my mind with the switch is going to be and usually. I can't find a surprise. Yeah is that. He's so good at that where he just even me knowing that. That's what his style is. Yeah His Punch. Lines are very surprising. It's truth punch us to Trapani. Yes he's Oh fuck. That's a great angle. I didn't see that coming that kind of thing and he also in this is I think doing a podcast is helping me work this muscle because it's not a muscle that I have at all. He has a patients to let things get quiet for so fucking long watching an ice skater. We were like Ooh you better Latin. This fun yeah and build so much tension so few comics do that anymore because boom boom you just want to do like machine gun Joe. Let me ask you a question. Never point me in front of this. Let me fucking. Who's a comic? That has a lot of hype is doing very well. But you don't think it's funny me going to answer this question. What I'll say I love you. Here's I've actually been excited about this because you you are. You hit a new gear. Psychologically in the last six months that I can feel I think it's because you had a family tragedy. I had a similar one. Where you give less fucks gear. It's like my favorite thirst and Bobby League. I've really ready to name names and burn bridges. I listened to a one of your podcast episodes trashed every director. Dan this is fucking number one. This is why this is such a popular podcast. Like just throwing grenades left and right but my guess is that would be like a youtuber that I don't understand. I don't understand a lot of these youtube people that Benton chose me. I don't I don't get why it's funny. I don't you know what I mean. These twenty million followers that are doing these corneas sketches like I. I don't get that you know it's funny that you say that because I don't eat as well but You know you've always been to me and my and you're GonNa hate what I say. Okay but I always think that you're one of the elitists. You're a part of the elite crowd. What does that mean God? I hate that I love that. Yeah I do really yeah I I look at you like you know you know how you see. I see a guy like John Mullany. Oh well yeah to me. John Mullany is a part of the elite. I feel like you are part of that. But what is based on? 'cause you are thank you talking about because it's because it's like will look at this house you're fucking true to take fifteen days. Excuse me I know what you dismantled a lot of racial stereotypes out there. He cannot figure out the numbers to Mike Point. Though well I think the main point we're talking about just sort of like if someone's in your grade of sand. Does that make sense? Like it's you're not gonNA acknowledged that they're the greatest. 'cause they're your friend? I think it's weird that we you know. Comedians are so few of US respectively to other jobs in. Its weird thing that someone who came up with all of a sudden like an the best so. I know what my point was. I know what my point was so but for me I feel like I'm now getting toward that. Your area Hundred Yeah I feel it. You know I mean but for a very long time when you had your show Whitney 'cause I know specifically edition for your show to play crystal as far but in that time period I also WanNa talk about that because you do lean on this crutch of like saying how many jobs you didn't book and I wanNA tell you about why you do that all right all right all right all right. Let's go back but anyway But I've had to because of the youtubers. There was a time where I had to go do. Their shows You know and I've done a lot of youtuber shows and in my head going. Why the fuck am I hear? You know but I've had to learn to collaborate with people. And in retrospect And that's the difference between us And someone like Martin because we in this day and age because of the Internet and all we we all have to kind of have to ya. Ya things with each other so which is honestly such a fucking relief. I think it took me so. Long because basically micro every time I figure out how to do something the business changes and the skill I had becomes obsolete. This has happened. I mean three or four times. I finally figured out how to make a network television show never tells us he goes away. Okay and then I fi I. I get my third special where I'm like. This is finally like material that I feel like I know who I am like. This is solid special and it's between Hbo Net flicks. I H. B. O. H. B. O. Wheel matching I tape it within six months no one can find. Hbo No one knows. Everything is I'm on Jimmy Fallon. He's I'm like especially on Netflix. It's on HBO. Like I kept fucking up and I kept on Instagram till the two years ago. You know so. I've just stopped like every time I figure something out things change but I do think there's something such a relief about like you know just being able to collaborate with our friends and tag each other and help each other because it used to be you would like pray that fifty lawyers at a network would like you know I mean these are people that were either Trust Fund. Kids whose parents you know. Put them in the business or people too came from law school that are now creative executive prayed that they like us and that we check a bunch of boxes and test well in like Las Vegas in Houston. He's like weird testing things. I think a lot of Americans even know about how shows get tested. And then you have to pray that you're going to be the show that they picked to promotion behind and then you have to rely on a bunch of people that have no stake in your six. It's so funny that you said that because when I was I finally went to Montreal last year for the first time so funny I thought it was when I got there. I'm like I'm here. It's not a thing anymore. Idea of comedy festivals is Youtube. Like why would you fly six hours to go eat shit in front of your agents? That weird I the I'd never got new faces. I never got any of that stuff either. I didn't get there. Were shows that all the comics would get there was one called live at Gotham hundred and forty comic. Scott it didn't get it strove to brea put hair extensions into audition. You didn't get it. Didn't get a premium. Blend was a little bit. I wasn't quite get a half hour. Everyone's getting half hours. I did the rose and did a deal and it was like you guys have. Hbo Special Later. That was way later. You know you don't want you wouldn't use if HBO CAME NEAR. Enough especially would you really. Yeah it's it's a lot of it has to do with just just the CR- The credit. Yeah the credits beautiful. Yeah you know. It's like no one saw my tonight show back in the late nineties right but I remember. No one ever said a great a couple of comics but it was the feeling that did it. It gave me a sense of confidence. I went from open mic to regular comic in overnight. I think in my mind. But here's the thing about you. I think we none of us can see ourselves right. You've been famous since I've started comedy. God a your fucking no. Why would I famous wear? You've career where since I've known you and then I also have toward. Bobby was basically the first comic to take me on the road. Why are you upset? That's how listen I comic to take me on the road. I saw the audiences react to you. I see I used to bring you up every night at the comedy store. I see how people go ape shit for you. It's always be in from my point of view. You have always been famous. You have always been in the top echelon of comic. I've always had You know what? I'm going to have a little confidence here and not do this low self esteem thing and I wanna say that I I've always had cultish following Yeah so I've always like since mad TV. I've never had a day job. I've always been able to survive but I think what happens in our business. It's like tortoise and Hare WanNa one every now and then someone from our grade will fucking catapult to fame and then comparatively were all of a sudden like well. I'm only on mad. Tv In touring and selling out clubs and hilarious every night and and doing two movies a year in this person's a movie star but everyone that catapulted to fame. Since I have known you has fucking crashed and burned and his miserable and has gotten weird like fillers. And you're just fucking killing it you've just like honestly had the most like consistently built it..
"bobby lee" Discussed on Good For You
"Yeah you just let me so this. Honestly I've been in comedy for over twenty years and I've never like held the side of my body disc- discuss gambling in. Just I can't believe what I just witnessed. And here's the other thing I'm GonNa say I have in my fifteen fourteen years of comedy. I have never had. Bobby bring me on stage. Stay on stage bring someone up. Come off in him. Still be there you normally go right hauge home stage. You were there. I knew something was a Yeah so I. This is what wouldn't did that'd be all right now. So Whitney is bringing Martin Lawrence and let me just say something about let me. Just say something about Martin Lawrence Martin Lawrence. Here's a fucking comedy. Legend Martin. Top my favorite Sitcom number one of the better this time still in my opinion with you season three especially genius because him and his Co Star wouldn't talk and real life so they were different once you learn all the lore about it. Yeah incredible three parts. All hilarious great Legend movies as well. Let's Martin so watch and have the DVD's ten writers but he brings him up by saying I don't know he's getting called up. Don't know he's coming up. He's apprised guests so I was a little flustered. I want to argue that point real quick on the lineup when it says surprise pest right. It's only him. I thought I was going to be Chapelle because he was in the belly. He's never in a slotted as a surprise guest. He's he just shows up and goes up right and you know that. I knew it was there. That's crazy that's lies and don't fuck it a lie to me on your podcast. And he's great and he's a nice guy. I used to open for Martin. I'm not making fun of him or anything but she says this is the greatest comedian of all time. I said one of them is my eyes. Went went into I SORTA INTERESTING ABOUT. I said one of the you heard that. Did you hear me what I want? Like those guys in the back I heard so I thought someone had a stroke. I don't know what happened and then I got. I guess it's also I think he he hasn't been doing stand up for a while he listen He. I was trying to give an his great. He just has the number one movie in the world fast in the boys. What does it lack? Mustang you know Segment Poor Knights. Whatever it's called and the number movie. And what else am I going to? I mean because reserve reserve for Chris. Rock is reserved for. Here's what about that Those comics usually don't like it when you do that. That's true they don't like it. 'cause they're like bill burr whenever I was like? He's the best comic working or whatever he's like. Please don't do that. He could also be one of the greatest who tells it definitely is perception definitely scratched it a wound in you do that. It tickled it invisible from your childhood. That thing known thing really pissed you off about that. I'll tell you what pisses me off about it and Is that I I know him. Yeah and he is one of those guys that like. Sometimes I'll say hello And he's also the plot thickens. He still has no idea who I am right. I bring on one stage. Yeah right that. Sometimes I the other day. He was leaning against the wall and I love his road manager. Michael if you're listening Michael. I'm not bragging on your Your boy he's one of the biggest comics of all time. And this is just not gonNA listen.
"bobby lee" Discussed on Good For You
"I learned this week for the pot. Fifty million people still use my space. Larry bands right ban on it. It is a music thing They should just merge with Megan's law it's just become like Taco Bell KFC. So I I also think it's a charming way to gently. Tell people to not fucking email. You not during work hours you can get. Hey I'm kind of a lot on the weekends like I don't check my email. It's like slightly passive aggressive but also charming way to say like hey. I don't really look at my text messages on the weekend. I always say I'm I'm a witch doctors Shaman in the forest so senior smoke signals so sorry doing sacrifice can't talk right now so it's also a way to think without saying I'm bad on email or you can just go. I'M A LUDDITE. And they'll go like Oh Gotta. Google. Yeah exactly. And then. They've the ball's in their court and they feel them. And that's really what this is about making your friends and coworkers feel dumb tight but she's leprosy She's a vampire a great you know I want to be good for you thing. I learned this week. I have a couple of good ones go bangers and then we gotta get to Bobby Lee. We're the lobby lead. The podcast last week was four hours. This these are two long I don't know I think people like it. Really short up I learned that Japan is facing a shortage. Of course we're running out of sand and Ninjas who was to be an injured other social media nowadays now it'd be Ninjas would kill on Tick Tock right now but you can't be secret you've been the shadows you can't be on talk. Ninjas are non EST dropping your Geo Tag oh I thought didn't I didn't I didn't realize Ninjas that's me in an airport I'm invisible I know. Would I just my thought on the Ninja Front here? Is that how hard is it to pretend you're Ninja Ninja? That's like a skill is going away to without the jumping part. I do believe walking. Ninjas I could cause the problem is they have these performances and they can't find inches to participate in these performances about Ninjas. How hard is it to pretend to be an without the jumping part? It's to a civil war reenactment. You're nothing but how can you not just find someone off the street? Who can just pretend I mean I just. I don't know maybe I'm degrading the art of news. Plenty of people in America. Who will do it? I'm in yeah signed me up so that in addition to sand running them Ninjas who can donate do for dessert. 'cause is there a charity? We can donate evening. Comedy album was called Emotional Ninja. I totally forgot about that spotify. I got not check. I also learned that dogs are banned from Antarctica since nineteen ninety four interesting. No wonder I'm let's don't WanNa go there. I mean it was made because they were concerned. The dogs might spread diseases to seals which leads me to believe that. Maybe a Dog. Fuck to seal. Which sounds the cutest puppy? Ever like Yeah so that was interesting. Also in article does not have McDonalds. The only only place it does not McDonald's. That's why I don't WanNa Double A. And so you had a golden you. Yeah I did I recently. It's very rare that I find something about beauty that I don't already know and I found out that Cleopatra wait. Why didn't you say something snakes in Ireland? Oh Yeah also. That was just. We were talking earlier. There's no dogs in Antarctica snakes in New Zealand or Ireland or Wales in those places. They're just not there. They just sort of like who? You gotta go. Who noticed that who was like? Oh where the stakes. Just take the win wars over. There are no snakes in Ireland and we really were looking into it and It just because the climate was not habitable to them and there was an exodus and no one ever brought him over. What scientists say? There's no there's no snakes in Ireland. It's very strange. Yeah I found that fascinating too. I find it very fascinating and also contracts. I like snakes. I liked to but I'm sure Ireland's psyched. Yeah they're like whoo sorry. I cut you off Oh Cleopatra she has to Soak her ship sails in perfume so that people could smell her coming like her enemies right because she's going somewhere for meetings. They can smell her before she arrived. That back then they didn't bays so I think they could smell her before she royalty. Okay she's coming. Let you now okay. She was there. I'm that bitch here. Take some land. Fuck some bitches. That that's what she said. Could you imagine why power could you imagine you rolling up to a red carpet or something? They smelled you before you even arrived. I respect that fact that that's what I love. The fragrance was such a big deal back in the day. I mean it really was to cover that. How filthy like it was a very big status symbol to have some kind of perfume which to find out what it was one of my favorite things to do recently targeted some girlfriends and we were talking about the perfumes? We'd worn through the ages. Which is one of my favorite. I if you tell me what perfume you wore in high school. I can tell you where you're from. This is one of the few. So I. You know I'm guessing baby names and I'm very good at Being able to tell someone who they are based on the fragrance they wear. You should packages like a like a twenty three and me and they just send you in a sample on your job you did you wear Elizabeth Arden sunflowers year from South Carolina. It it's so fascinating to go through the perfumes that you've worn in your life or colognes you've worn in your life. It's such a great way like I did. Elizabeth Arden sunflowers. I Detroit Sore by Lane Calm. But that was my mom is still under. I stole from my mom. My mom worked at Bloomingdale's Neiman Marcus. So we had lots of fragrances in the House. I did when I was in late. High School I was at Tommy Girl. You know you were and I think I might have done Tommy boy too. I think there was a moment there where it was like and then. Ck One obviously. Because I don't see gender. Ck One was the thing in DC. Where I was from. Was that a big deal. He wanted the thing everywhere thing. Was it like people still ask for really? I SMELT CK One. I would instantly start making out with the people still people get really attached to freighters the number one trigger for Memory. I yes it is and then also Smell is not smell now thinking But Yeah I mean. People love their fragrances. I love my mom growing up. My mom had like vintage fragrant every. Yeah Yeah mine too. My aunt she had all I can smell some today in a mom at one hundred me to I can smell. I know a cent a mile of fucking way like a Chanel number two number. Five number two With when they landed on the word right and then after I did love baby soft for awhile which you just got it like CVs. It was like a member Charlie Girl. It was like one of those four dollars. You Clinic happy. I never did camp. It still not on branch most good supposedly from in the information so I was really the body shop you know. I'm still in the body she. I'm still I'm bodyshop. Love yes I used to do their white. Musk bodyshop white. Musk And then the Vanilla Vanilla is like the best fragrance from Anthropology pure vanilla. Three diff- Manila's mixed together. I've worked forever. It's eighteen dollars. I love it. Smells different every person you put it on. Vanilla smells really good guys too by the way because these certain yelling mixes different your P. H. Oh yeah guys. Neal Brennan friend of mine comedian whereas white. Musk who if you WANNA get girls wear fragrance? That they were when they were in high school. You know guys should be wearing clinic happy. Ck K. licks from prescriptive. I was told when white diamonds. No don't why dominance you will get so late if you aware the perfume that's nest. Algebra two more men by female fragrances. And we're mail because you're attracted to that thing I mean I guess if you're a lesbian yeah nobody's ingenuous smell like my years of innocent awful smell different. Your Ph many of them have different totally different. I was a big fan of Paris. Hilton's air for men. I worked God bring up here. Silt on this podcast. One time I swear to where no you brought it up because you wrote a paper on her and talked all about it. One day Okay so I feel like this has been a pretty good for you open. Yeah I felt really missing anything No I think we got through everything you didn't. You had no trauma drama. Nothing you want to tell us about you. Want to go off your chest. I feel like I complain for forty minutes. The interview is Bobby Lee. He's my friend he's a very good friend of mine. This podcast episode with bobby gets very very silly and also very very serious Little both I feel like it's kind of the best of both worlds. It's like what I WANNA do. This podcast is be able to go to really serious point places but also be fucking silly and make people laugh. He's hilarious. He's hilarious like truly hysterical. Very like insightful. Very I mean it was wise man. Laughing sold loud you over the lower we. There's something that happens on. The bag is that you're about to hear that. I laughed harder than I think I've left in. Truly since brody Stevens was alive Comedian the past and It truly because I talk about the funniest. The hardest I've ever watching brody Stevens wants bring in the New Year and he was bombing because the audience didn't get it in new years is always like a nightmare. So you know. Everyone's expectations are so high. And Brody as it was a very specific kind of comedian. Either got it or you did it and he came out. He was not going to action he wanted. He just goes. Oh really all right. I will ruin. Your New Year's just started yelling all these people that were all dressed up. Just want to have a nice new year. I will ruin your new. Here's what you want. And Oh God crystalline I were in the back just talking dying Of course that's what a comedian finds. Funny someone said to me I was on the set of that movie. I'd never heard this quote before. If you WANNA make someone laugh push A woman with the Old Lady Wig on down the stairs and if you WanNa make a comedian laugh pushing a lady on the stairs like not no ole but I had never heard that before. They know where that'd be more okay announcements. We gotta go. We gotTA stop. Let's go lie. Run A tight ship. Let's go Benton. It's your job to make sure I'm rambling. Subscribe Subscribe Comment Tax Whitney Get A ticket to the show right. Elephants don't run elephants. 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"bobby lee" Discussed on Good For You
"I can't wear these shoes outside. They're gonNA get Scott Mike. Their shoes can't walk in them normal. Because I know I have a guy I look. Let's go for a hike and they're like Oh these. Are these shoes dirty their shoes? What's the point to hike with the barefoot? Guy He's the only person so I am versus vile I've you're going on a plane be prepared to get. Put Your purse on the ground at some point in your lap or on top of her luggage. Yeah like there are other places to hang on the back of cheer. Yeah Yeah Yeah okay. Let's get to the advice to the pod. Are you ready for I am? I know it I know this advice advice changed my life. Advice is the war is over you lot. Bendon was very I was like is getting really pessimistic. It's going to be all your bullied for Ryan. Thi this is dark. No this is a phrase that I think sounds probably a little bit defeatist twenty. I hear it but this truly did change my life And I don't WanNa talk about codependents too much more on this podcast. Because I feel like we've covered it and I read a lot on DECK SHEPHERDS PODCASTS. And but so many people reached out after that that. I just I thought this would be a good one in case this is someone I episode after hearing me on his podcast so I remember one time I was in Alanon meaning and I was still like in bad relationships like dating drug addicts like in codependent toxic relationships with my family members. Taking care of people rescuing people mothering. Martyring micromanaging All of that man is managing and and kind of shadow boxing and it like metaphorically and a lot of ways and I remember this guy got up and he just went. I have good news and bad news. The good news is the war is over and the bad news. Is You lost? And it made everybody laugh. Everybody got it instantly what it meant and it was just like gave me permission to go like. Oh my God yes like you know. Things didn't play out the way I wanted it to in this relationship in this job or whatever and the most powerful thing I can do is just surrender and stop sort of shadow. Boxing in this ring where. There's no one there which is sort of what we do out of habit after we come out of any kind of bad relationship or bad jobber bad childhood or whatever it is you know and it was a relief. It's like okay. The shoe dropped. We're always waiting for the shoe to and when it liberating about that. 'cause you're like okay like the war is over? I didn't get what I wanted out of it. That's okay I don't have to keep exhausting myself trying to change the outcome of this relationship or this person or this boss or you know whatever and I think the good news about it is. It's over if you've lost that means something's over at least you know the score and then to me. I love knowing this. I love knowing if I lost because that way I know how to heal. I know where to go from there. You know and you can start picking up the pieces and I think for me. I for the longest time thought a relationship failing a job. Failing was a reflection on my talents. Like your relationship ending. That was I failed. And that's our job quitting job. I F- I wasn't good enough for this boss doesn't like me or whatever that's not true. This is good advice for like you lost lose. No that also has great advice to take into each day like maybe this wasn't your best day. You lost this day. Which is another day. You know what I mean like. That's good the only way to allies and into a win as you go okay. I didn't what I needed out of that. And I'M GONNA call. I'M NOT GONNA keep hurting myself by trying to win this unwinnable situation you know to me. It's just about like you know there's this quote that I love. That's sometimes the most effective battled strategy is a masterful retreat. Yeah it's really just about like I think it was Robert e Lee. Who Don't really support what he fought for. But he's apparently very general but it's like the only way to win is to not play type thing and I think a lot of people need to hear that you know like and girlfriends that I still see in bad relationships. People that don't want to end marriages because you know they don't WanNa fail or they don't want to give you know it's not you can surrender with honor and valor and sometimes that is the most Sort of the biggest win you can do is to know when you're not going to get what you need out of the situation you lost. You didn't get what you came here for. And the best thing you can do now is walk away from it instead of prolonging this and continuing to be in this Kind of endless loop loop endless loop. Yeah I mean 'cause and you lost up like I mean what else could be out there that you're just you're in this loop over and overly I lost this one. What else can I do? Let's move on? What's the next thing I can try? It can be big little things you know like it took me a long time to realize that. Sometimes we keep sort of fighting invisible wars from our past. We talked about this last week. With the if it's hysterical. It's historical you know but we all have our emotional. Weapons are emotional. Defenses are protection mechanisms that we learned as kids that kept us safe and kept us in good graces with our parents and caretakers and made us at school. Like whether it's you know being funnier being helpful or Being a good athlete or whatever it is by the way I answer funny though I was. I was convinced I was burgled last night. So I hear a bang downstairs and I swear I heard a door slam and then I went and got the dogs. The dogs went downstairs. They were like I'm convinced. I was burgled. And when I'm in a what they take well how dare you my time my sleep book. Miceli valuable thing to me. You took my so right now. I know 'cause that's the first thing I was like okay. My computer's downstairs and I remember thinking what I was going to do and I remember going do anything valuable upstairs and then I was like okay. I have a couple like necklaces. That are just like you know Jennifer mirer life and and me and my wha person I was a couple of necklaces and so I was like okay. Here's what I'm GONNA do. I'm GONNA yell ago. There's nothing up here. Here's everything of value and I was going to throw it down like a bunch of necklaces. And then my brain went good luck on tangling them. Burglars like a budget dude sitting around a table trying to untangle. Because if you rob a woman most guys don't know how to untangle or not you'll have a knot of chains. Why would you not of your food? Security released anything else. Good Luck God. Tangling known like from Zara. I still can't Onta- I have five Nicholson's and not so that I showed you destroy his genius. We should post this. Bentham puts necklaces in straws. So that they don't untangle when you travel plastic salt we would never never but you put it down and then ignored six straight hook through the straw that it keeps it from so that it never tangles. I'd never seen that before genius Word of the day Luddite. It's a person post a new technology or ways of working new technology. So I love this word by the way. How hard is it for me to pick a word every week? You just have a lot of us a lot of words. You like big words. Well I also just finish finish Finnish because I just think the to me. Most of the problems in my life relationship work have to do with communication breakdowns and not communicating clearly. Or someone saying something. They didn't mean or misconstruing something or misunderstandings on things. I just think there's nothing more important than being able to have a kaleidoscope and if you know were they will know what you're talking about you can also be better than them at the same time like honestly because I just think to me. It's we have such a limited vocabulary like we're like this is crazy. This is nuts. Yeah it's just like I I WANNA go back to using all the words in the English language and playing to the top of her intelligence and Luddite is a word that I love because I think a couple things number one. I think we're a lot of people if they don't know you know an APP or a social media platform or how to work a certain kind of technology. It's so embarrassing at this point like people. You're like oh. I suck technology. I'm so stupid that's where I go if I don't. This is a person who is refusing to learn over. There is sounds like an asshole to me. If you say instead of going like deprecating yourself or degrading yourself in front of your people at your office or in your relationship wherever and instead of engaging this narrative like I'm so stupid I don't know how to work in. You can just go you know. I'm kind of a lot. I I don't know how to work and now they're all going to know that you helped me. I don't feel like I need to know how to work this thing. I don't want or need to know how to work the someone. It doesn't say that we all died of polio. Like what are you talking about? Technology I- densify strongly is a Luddite. I'm but I'm also simultaneously addict so I've addicted to technology that I don't WanNA learn but I do resist new technology because I've been burned by wasting time learning things that didn't stick your apple. Remote refused won't use. It can't find it frankly. You don't even notice until they make a bigger one. I'm not interested small. It's just all make a bigger remote thing things small. They just simply don't have to be just because they can be doesn't mean they should be why it should be a bigger remote not interested and so- SCULPTURE. I sp- I WANNA giant remote. I WANNA promote doesn't slip inside me when I'm sitting down to remove can fit inside one of my offices small so I spent a year and a half learning a palm pilot that one way to Code. Red Box finally figured out. Red Box mini discs. I spent a lot of a mini. I bought mini discs. These were these were ephemeral. Ooh We're many word of the pod from a different up Mini little tiny CDs CDs. I thought they were those clips that has played thirty seconds of a song. Yes I that's what exactly so my deal is. I'm I started instagram very late. I started a year and a half ago. 'cause like I didn't do mine because I was like. Oh I don't feel like there's going to stick quite frankly. I put a lot of time and effort into my space. Although I did I did find out. Recently looking for something A new thing..
"bobby lee" Discussed on Good For You
"It's a it's a two snakes that are around an onyx. Doing threesome with an onyx very fashion. It's a not of snakes and then one of the phone cord around your wrist said a Kabbalah. It's a hair tie. Oh for for if you need one having handy's honestly I'm going to just say something about you. I think this is when I fell in love with you and I was like I have to bring you to. La We were in Saint. Louis Smaby no Kentucky duckie Kentucky and we were in your car and you had tampons and I was like I. Just don't ask I don't see gender don't ask is none of Your Business in your lane is. You're not allowed to ask any and I was like. Why are Tampons in your car? And you said well on a female friend and sometimes they don't have a Tampon. I wanted to have handy. I made me just fall in love with also a sewing kit in there too. I also think there were like scented but that's a whole other thing. Oh airfresheners if I if fuck I hang up. The car smells a little strange. That was one of us to do it. Though the idea that tampon would improve the smell of your carvings me. Very nervous about your send. A Damn Hunts Nobuo by the way advice to the we're going to jump right into this Anyway so yeah I see. You're wearing a crop top. You're dressed like Olympia. Newton John Today Mix with Pam Anderson from barbed wire. I love the evolution of Benton Ray as you get more successful. I can't wait to see how crazy this goes. The dazzle Gucci sneakers and has got big jewels on him. For no reason. I A hundred percent. Think you're going to do. I'm GonNa where I'm just in my household. I put nothing pass to at this point. I WANNA glittered cropped up to where is it then a house really? What's where are you planning on wearing that probably in my house? Also be respectful around when I come here and we're going to do like I'm GonNa have to carry a cow across state lines. I'M GONNA have to rip up the fence. I like to be in a Hoodie into Schwartz. When I go home it's an experience it really allows happening. Yeah my Komo. Put them all on at once. Bet Enforcement Abide Komodo. Keep Komo now refuse to call it? You call it a robe Can you give them a horse robe? Sorry Kim Kardashian. Said Komo didn't work out so well for okay. I'm just over here being respectful not trying to appropriate But Yeah I was I high or on nyquil when ordering of Kimono covered horses. You were you. Were getting for the television. Okay got it got it got. I was going. I was on the silver screen and many detoro. There's a strong chance that I'm going to feel like I'm not getting enough attention and I'm going to need to steal focus from hell can more horses. Who Can I get a horse on a horse? Oh good all right we gotta start here okay. Couple announced smalls. We are adding a Minneapolis. Show which is shocking to me since. I've only said Minneapolis. I've never I've never actually said we're coming to Minneapolis. So thank you guys for being able to sort hear my unintelligible words Minneapolis. We are adding a second show. I think tickets are on sale. This week We are going to be in Detroit's Royal Oak Michigan Friday night and Houston Saturday night. We are not canceling refuse. I will not I. Shan't they just one thing about not not when I first went towards you last year. You said you were really sick like I thought you were going to bury so I had well. I had bronchitis and I was vaping every night. With those yeah we'd vapes so who knows what the fuck you were super had hooping cough and all your shows were sold out and somebody said why. Don't you just cancel like one of the managers and you were like no? No people want like. They've paid their tickets thirty. I'm not cancelling can cancel people now. That was so wonderful. I will not cancel. It might just be me and you and you guys might cancel on but we're not can't willing on cancel. Cancel on you. We will be there doing. Stand up to the twelve people. No I think. Did the media really makes. It seem like no one's leaving their house and everything super scary. I think I was the comedy show last night. Everyone you know I'm not scared at all. Yeah I scared. No ghost haunted amount home also. I got a message from someone today who is disabled. Who said that? The disabled seating was sold out in Royal Oak. And we got her tickets. If please just I read my comments. I'm going to say it. I'm corny like that. I WanNa know guys think of stuff I read my comments good and bad and if something's sold out are you guys need help or extra care or certain seats. We will see it. Just Badger US enough to read it till it hurts. Yeah think and so we will if you have a problem if you have a pregnant if you're handy capable if you're disabled we will figure it out So never don't come to a show because you weren't able to get tickets. That's just a little side note. His comments and then text me. Eight one eight two three nine seven five two seven so we can update you with new shows. We added a new show in Los Angeles on. May First at Largo show just for the Netflix Festival. I'm going to have a lot of my France combat. Let him have friends So that's GONNA sell it quick so guys get tickets. I Love Laura even performed there yet. No let's fantastic. I love the name of the show though Whitney Cummings and friends when he has friends and friends who is that who always every show at Largo is an we'll because you book it and then you figure out who your later so funny to. Who are my friends? Do they have to be my friends? I'm going to ask them like it's just an funny people then. Obviously someone who might be my friends that I invite to do it. I just want you guys just during actual real live inconvenience friends from college trying. Stand up the audience. Really funny what he comes in the cast of friends. Yeah that is. I've never thought about how silly that has until now but yeah so that's GonNa be really fun looking forward to it. I by the way we'll get to this something. We learned this week when we get to this section of something we learned this week. I'll just I do not know that white dogs needed sunscreen. I didn't know that either I. I've had dogs my entire life. When I lived in Virginia. We had fourteen dogs. We had one like White Husky. I think but I did not know that white dogs need sunscreen. After you said that I should look that up because I was really confused about an apparently it's short haired White Dog. Yes yes I have a husky because it makes sense this exposed skin basically but the kind of dog bigger dogs love to lie in the sun and I was talking to the guy that works at the stable Where my horses and I was like. Oh God I've got this white dog and we have to cut off the things on her face the sun and he was like I had a white staffy who would line the sun and I couldn't get her to stop in just eventually just killed her. They won't stop. It is but the sun they just. They're like smaller. Says there's a lie in the Sun? So we got our shirt. Little Son Shirt. Tucson shirts look redick and putting Look Jacques. Cousteau white shirt see-through white t shirt and then we have to put sunscreen all over her face and she hates. It hates it doggie century. I found that out. Oh so it doesn't cause she looks all the chemicals so I think we should get the dog you wanted to. I think we should start. A doggy Sephora. Yeah that'd be Call Shark tank charting so your take. Your phone isn't working just mine. Either of US can call anyone on this way. Okay let's get into some of the things I would like to bring to the attention of our listeners and the public in general theory. Mommy took a flight. I took a flight and I have some thoughts numero uno I was at JFK. Airport and Artie Weird to me. That they call it. Jfk given one of the Kennedy's died in a plane crash. But that's just me I saw a man whose feet were out on display. And they were. I don't even try them. They were crusted over trophy. No you can't. They were like burnt to a crisp dirty feet like they had. He stood under bridge. Yes I mean it was. I'm not anti foot. I'm not one of those. I'm not I'm not here. We've talked about foot veterans coming out. I'm not that person I'm not I know I'm going to have to see some feet at the airport. I have surrendered to that. I fly a lot. I know a lot of you know you guys are coming back from Cancun in your flip flops. And a Lotta ladies are in their flip-flop drills and they're their wedge sandals with those French manicured toes out in the first Frenchman so Stupa Grill Acrylic. French manicure is worse than athletes. You have mould between your toes. Really French tip tone. This man dead. I will tell you that. And it was not only was he barefooted and not only did his feet look like actual hagous. He had them up on his bag and facing he was in the front row like nearest to the entrance and the two women that worked at the counter had stirred shame in his game for truly an hour and a half. He was sitting there. Everyone in the gate was in a full panic. And I've videoed it put on twitter and it got like one and a half million views in like an hour and some people were like. You're shaming this man you know. Body shaming him. Oh yes I am correct. You're correct I absolutely am. That's what I'm doing. Are we allowed to shame feet though? I think I think we're allowed to still shame. No there's a war on shame and I will not have it. Shame is good. Sometimes sometimes people that are shameless. Need a little shame okay. This shame has served humans for thousands of years. It's how we stop crimes. That's how we stop that behavior. It's how we stop cheating. Little shame goes a long way in terms of the health of society. And this whole we're not gonNA shame anyone's bad behavior or disgusting choices. I think we the pendulum has swung too far foot shaming is in body shaming or two different things. Your foot is not your body see people were they were. Some people were on to you though and they were like. Don't you're being you're being mean lady but I wasn't in it I you know I come from a no shoes. No shirt town most graduate without. She was on her. I think it shook me to my core. 'cause I was like we do a lot of people's feet. Look like this inside their shoes. I've just never seen feat that discussing dirty and never seen them. Honda display with such entitlement on top of a piece of luggage. I think that's like meth. Had level confidence. That's like like inhaling bath salts type of behavior in the video too because like I just want to be on a plane with this guy. His judgment is so wildly fucking off. I don't WanNa be in a tube with him for six hours. People were. I mean people were out of order on this flight. I heard a guy clipping his toenails. Adult thing was the same guy I got him and got up and I knew right away. I was like no. That's not him to fight in. Who was like this is not the guy that is like really into foot hygiene? There's no mistaking the sound of Nail Clippers on a toenail cloud. Sounds like you cracking log. And there's always like you know because also the distance between the sounds. You ever had a formidable. The Wall hit you in the head. Trust me it's all. I'd still thinking about having nightmares. Boomerang back around and I heard it and it was a two second delay because you have to grab the other toe and twist your foot up. I mean and then I turn..
Rails Camp USA with Bobbilee Hartman
"Bobby Lee Hardman is a developer advocate. Swear she's been in development for the past five years president more widely known as the founder of rails Camp West the longstanding unplug retreat for Web developers in the United States. Bobby Lee recently moved from the wind. West Seattle bobbly. I wrote rails instructors for vote bootcamp call block. It's so great to talk to you once again. Bobbly yeah you to me. I'm excited. Thanks thanks for joining me. Bobby Lee what is your develop origin story okay. So it's Kinda crazy so I didn't study my first year of college was photography then. I transferred transferred after a year. In did You Know Business Administration with an emphasis in marketing so then after college I started working at a small startup it up and we are building a mobile APP. Emmy outsource all of our development work to you know like a small dead shot and I was kind of you. Know doing Little bit of designed for them and a little bit of like preparing to do marketing. Because the apple doesn't live yet so as always at that deb shops office and the guys is in. There could kind of tell that I was really interested in what they're doing. I thought they were like Superman News. Just so cool to see at the time. And so they gave me a book to read L. H. Meal on a Schmaltzy assess and I read it really quickly and I was just like super into it and excited that I can learn it and I just was like Oh my God. This isn't that difficult you no. I think this might be something I might be interested in so then probably like a week after I finished that book there is a technique Chicago conference and I was living in Madison Wisconsin at the time so it wasn't that far so I went with a friend and one of the sessions that was going on there was called Anyone learn to code and so I was like oh for sure have to go to the session. They're going to like teach me all kinds of stuff you know like maybe there's some magic thing going on that's not not you know. Engineering is not that complicated. Whatever some drop and drag thing like photoshop or something and totally not that but they kind of explained to me about this the program? There's this new concept of doing learning one specific language in eleven weeks and so they were the first school to do it and even before Dev bootcamp when I was like. Oh this sounds interesting. You know maybe I'll just figure out if I don't like it. I mean if I don't like it that'll be able to communicate with our engineers that were working with you know win win regardless bliss so you know but you know. I wasn't quite sure so when I went back to Madison to think about it and then a week after that. This all happened really quickly Week after that Madison Ruby. I was in town which is a smaller conference and the day before it was a rail bridge in rails was the language they were going to teach in that course in Chicago so I was interested so went to this one day workshop in rails bridges a one day workshop that you teach you kind of the basics of what rails is. It's it's pretty probably made for people that no other languages but I was like. Oh Whatever I. I don't know how to use a computer. Besides doing a little bit of photoshop stuff and now each to Mounsey assess the book so I went to this thing and I learned you know pretty you know lake. It was still very confusing. I mean it's very high level But it was you know really I just got me really interested in thinking more about going to school and then at the end of the workshop they were like is anyone in the Roma photographer. You know it can be casual. I don't have to be super professional national anything but we just want someone to take some photos of the Madison Ruby Conference over the next few days so I was like. Oh I can do that. You know I'm not you know. Amazing at doing internal shots are inside indoors shots. But you know they're like whatever yeah sounds good and so it was jam who I'm still friends with. And so yeah. I shot the whole conference when I met all these people in the rails community Ruby community that I'm still friends with today and One of the instructors that school in Chicago was there so he kinda convince me a few convince me to just go ahead and take the program in Chicago and just see what would happen. I love that story because it's essentially a series of you saying yes to opportunities soon. be allowing up. Yes so yes so then. Pretty much after that Yeah I went to school in. Chicago's two months or whatever and after that out I was like I should move back to Minneapolis because my first role could be you know an internship it can be unpaid. I'm not sure and I'm from Minneapolis. So but yes. I got my first paid salary and everything junior position after that And that felt kind of like my first real job because my startup job fell a little. You know just kind like a starter thing before right up right out of college so see then my career just kind of kept going after that I got my next suffer engineering role at intuit do it in San Diego and then if you other things Until I started working at square. So yes so that leads us where you are first. Developer advocate on the show. How can you tell me what that role entails okay so a developer evangelist or advocate developer? Relations are all interchangeable and there are a little bit different at every company and and at Square. We kind of are less focused on going to events a lot and traveling a lot which is what a lot of a lot of evangelists as you as you may have met some of of them. That's a lot of what they're doing is creating You know talks conferences going to conferences and blog posts. So we do you know. We do a lot of talks conferences. We also encourage a lot of our engineers to speak at conferences and to teach them about what are the opportunities are out there for them to get Get out into the community deep and then we work on the blog newsletter. and Um yeah this new YouTube channel which we've created a lot of tutorials and short videos intro videos videos about you know maybe one topic that you'll see on our docks or something and so. We're still coding. Because recreating these orioles and creating these workshops stuff on on our videos and for blog posts. Well and let's see what else is the main thing is that you know Every developer over ventures as a little bit different to and what. They're evangelizing. So what they're sharing to their community of developers so we focused on sharing and spreading the word about our SDK's API's his and about this new marketplaces kind of like an APP store for evangelists mean for developers so a lot of people know of square for our hardware. But they don't know about us as much for some of the you know adding a payment form. It's your website or your mobile APP so a lot of that is what kind of were getting the word out what. I'm trying to get the word out. Maybe you know on twitter or you know just being part of the community going to meet ups telling people kind of what we're up to and you know writing different blog posts and then And then another cool thing that we're up to is this marketplace's APP store if you will where we're connecting our smelling of sellers that we have so people that have readers tres in the hardware at their coffee shop or for their store the farmer's market We're kind of trying to make you know we're trying to work on. Adding developers offers into the scene there. So there's some developers who might WanNa make us custom tool for a seller so we're kind of connecting them in a marketplace where they can make money on people and building APPs for sellers dollars. So that's kind of this new thing that were Working on as well so yes so it's kind of different. You're always kind of like you know you're either spreading the word about what S. gave an API or were also teaching Our own internal teams. You know what are the developer saying slack or the questions coming through recently any. How can we change the docs to be a little bit? More user friendly What are some things that developers want that we aren't building? What are what are they saying about our current offering offering our current? SEK's in waters. You know yeah so. We're kind of like the voice of you know we can be help helpful in a few different ways but those are kind of all the things that would entail maybe something in evangelist evangelist would do not sounds like a lot. So what is the day in the life where you are you still coating yes so we're so coning. There's only three of us on my team that do mainly vandalism or advocacy and we so-called because we're creating blog post with some content in there so something where reteaching engineer engineer how to us when we're SDK's for example or introducing something that's new In an anarchist that were building for the Youtube Channel. We or you know coating up examples making small APPS Yeah kind of live coding on all of those videos so live examples of APPs Yes US oh. We're so th coating data days changes. Recently I've been working on looking back at all of our old blog posts making sure we don't have a lot of four fours and a lot of redirects going into some of our new content are new versions of Sek's or we've seen new API's that come out and there's new stuff coming out of the time so making sure blogs are up to date Working on a script for a video is something I do a lot now and mainly. That's I would say. Most of my time goes towards making scripts or working with other engineers on our team to produce a script gripped for something Yeah and like events we do some events for select engine like we'll have a group of people come and tell us how their experience with their API he is so we'll have you know events like that and stuff
"bobby lee" Discussed on Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum
"You're listening to inside of you with micro. Mom, I've had this guest on before. This is our first repeat Bobby leaf oaks. If you don't know him you're in for a treat. This guy is one of the funniest human beings ever. He doesn't hold back. He tells you how it is. We talk about his relationship in visiting the Philippines. We talk about family a lot of people that are listening to probably listening because of tiger belly. Yeah. Tiger bellies a tremendous show. I've been on there three times. And our listeners came from anybody from tiger belly. I hope you're subscribed here to the show. I appreciate you doing that. And make sure you read a review we want to keep this free podcast going. So thank you, just let's rock and roll, Bobby Lee, you guys are going to get a kick out of this. Enjoy your ride to work. It's my. You're listening to inside of you with Michael Rose. Inside of you with Michael Rosenbaum was not recorded in front of a live studio audience. I would've fucking laugh yellow shit. Did you would have slapped because you aren't on it on the picture? Well, because I'll tell you why. Okay wasn't. I the first guest. Now, I told a few people that they were the first guess just to get who was the first guest. No, no. Honestly, you Tom Williams sorts and wore my first guests. That's the show. Who was before me? I I'm trying to think maybe Bobby was my very first guest. And then I feel like I'm kind of helped you get into the podcast. Yeah. I think I've always appreciated old you that. That's why if my photo was a non there, I would have felt betrayed and I would have left can I can I ask you something. What? Well, I'm gonna tell you something I'm gonna ask it rob made that as a Christmas present for me. So if he made that for me, and it was a gift, I you couldn't be mad at me if you weren't on that that is very true to take yours off though. So now, okay. First of all, I told you the last time I saw you is to grow. Oh, an upper lip and you never did that have an upper low. Now, look at it. He never did that true. I do the reverse Hitler. Yeah. Yeah. Just throw Hitler in. Yeah. Who does that the story? God made you he went just gave you the knife. But we need a mouth. Let's give you the knife. He's like that major mouth. I never known as you have like a little mustache in there. But a covers, but some people don't have upper lipstick, Bobby. What's your thing that you don't have? What do you mean? I have all every part of my boss. He does too. He has a limp. Oh, I guess if I see it close enough. Yeah. Congratulations lip who can have not anyway. But when do how do we start? We are we start on it. I'm not start. I didn't say anything just start from the beginning. This is the beginning. Oh, Bobby you the first time I've had a governor that on for the second time. This is that make sense. It's my time. This is your oh my God is my second time. This is your second. This is your second show. I'll tell you what you're the only person that's been on the show twice right now on what's that mean? I don't know. I just made it up fun ghoul Fong. It feels good. Do you? Remember my Korean name? Wait. That's not even true. What Harlan came on twice? No. He did not come on. Here. We go. Yeah. You did here we really hold on him. And then he came on for sorority, boys. That's different. It was a sorority boys podcast. That's different. You tired of like doing all these podcasts. I would do yours again. I did your when I I wasn't. I didn't know about until today. So it's yla. I was kinda that's the key to Colli. Yes. Oh, you have to go to Michael's. I I don't know. I don't want to he's done your show through times you have to and then she's like you have to. So then I kind of came here rive. Yeah. Dude. What do you think? Teleported Holly, call can Uber or there's been a couple of days. Call your show. Call Kim my gonna get coca in your show. It's another thing about you, though. And which makes me angry. Pet. You have access to better gas..
"bobby lee" Discussed on About Last Night
"How does that change your mentality where you're shooting just i i didn't i didn't addition for it so it was a freebie for me that's wow so my head i'm like i'm making this pilot money and i'm grateful but they just offered you the part yeah that's awesome you've got you've gone to that level bobby no that wasn't it was a fluke i'll tell you what it was is this it's not i'm not i'm not that love i'll i know no i think this is what happen this is what happened i was on love right one of the directors from love okay left the show okay okay to do this show all right dragged it and to produce it and they said and then so we we don't actually know was this is that lindsey price the one that plays my wife is korean and they were looking at her i guess for the lead maybe at one point she read and stuff but then jenna fisher got involved so they gave lindsey this other part and the are struggling in their minds should it be a white husband or a nation husband right so i think they try to cast both and during the process they were just basically what about bobby lee so they would call and then i that was that was pilot season i'm not reading anything why because the pilot system before that was the worst human experience of my life i had some really traumatic bad auditions to where like you couldn't like i literally want you know i'm gonna take a break this year.
"bobby lee" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Very good money yeah i the ten of the story you are a generous giver no i've just go you're you're not bray i'm telling you please the thousands but if somebody like dude i need a hundred bucks because i can't pay rent or eat i'm always that guy these are the connecting kind of cells in the membrane of standup comedian's there's a lot of you guys i trust anyone alpha slashes do it's just like i'd with no bad just maybe there is a part of me that goes into give me fifty bucks back you know i i understand we i don't think we need to judge how you're giving it's good that you're giving that's a good thing and then later maybe we get we get elevated when like but i mean in a one hundred bucks was a lot of money you cannot get a hundred bucks back yeah now now that you're on the greenberg yet goldberger you want to get your credit gets widowed in our area varied but i i find that you've had a lot of success at a communist down or d doesn't make you go well you know you are there's there hasn't been the bobby lee show backs they tried no i know yeah they've tried um were you've been on like what ninety seasons television i got here is an eight year getting greasy man that showbiz yeah it'll barbie leia's like but there well there wasn't you know it didn't feel like being on a show and felt like being on community theater because of the fact that there's really no money a oriole he i it was you know it's like snl fifty five hundred a week or whatever in the beginning right and then it you know it's which is great if you're a broke comic yes but you see guys like i excitement hell berber eric stonestreet right with simon makes a million a year round week i mean a million a week another big bang theory but the big one big randy bang and then eric stonestreet makes a lot of money on family size saw.
"bobby lee" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Now hindering nearest dot com the deal the fbi has deal there made it weird with made hallways what's happening weirdos i'm very happy to announce that crashing is on the air crashing season to if you're listening to this the day it comes out is on the air which means it's on saturday at 1030 and it's also on oh boy hbo hbo his ryogo anna hbo now others uh streaming platforms i really hope you like it the third episode which comes out this on the is bill bear bill burner very very excited about that excited about all of them very very excited about the whole season uh if you would like to come see me live i will be here in los angeles tomorrow the 25th thursday the 25th at largo and then again on february twenty first which i believe is a wednesday also at largo for tickets largo dash l a dot com no official sponsor for the wonderful bobby lee this is a great episode we recorded a while ago um for some promotional reasons we've been going a little bit out of order so this one might be a little bit dated or something i don't know i don't i dunno it's been awhile but out because we were promoting some people shows and stuff we've we've jumped around now we're going back in time to the wonderful bobby lee uh no ad i just want to give a shout out to the pizza packs um i've been swearing by them so hard lately because i've been doing so much press for crashing which obviously is demanding on the old nogge and uh and i take alpha brain you guys know this alpha brain is a pete's pick this is something that means it's something that i use literally every single day it's a new a trope pick which is like fish food for your brain for your ideas for you're not getting anything for the past three or four years anything that i do that involved my brain stand up reading the script doing a podcast i'm doing my own podcast being a guess on someone else's by having a good date good conversation any time that i'm reading in one retain concentration memory focused i take alpha brain and i want you guys to try it is made from earth grown ingredients it's not a stimulus.