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"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

08:17 min | 4 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Boosting. Ridge. Might Phoenix. A. Little exactly, and then I say to my pr guy just to be like. Hey, I can't get like arrested for this. It was something like. Oh, I! Bet You've my side if I killed a journal. That journalist you probably. My my biggest problem and trump is i. don't think he laughs. I. Don't think he's ever laughed in his life. I think he would love me. Assure you never say I don't think he will. 'cause I heard I heard. He doesn't like me. Through with me. But like if you can't like music, I feel like comedy is going to be hard for you I. Think I think Kim Jong UN and Donald Trump would absolutely love me. He's A. A TV show. Put this out there. A little bit and I'll put it out of there again and he wants to. Party. Just funding and private. Private jet. I'm cool. He frightening a`dictator. We send you around the world fucking befriending all the dictators. Do you know how much I would love that show I would pay? You wouldn't have to pay me. I'll pay all my own time justin dictators. Let me come in and throw them a party. One Night Berkshire Social. Chair You have to be able to leave. That's. Getting the. SEAL team six. The people you bring you keep them. We all take Jim Norton Rich Voss. You know what? Tang borough rich fast and Kim Jong would talk about his hat for a very long time I feel like I feel like we'd start seeing. Kim, Jong. I, there's a lot of. People out there that I would love to party with. whiskies in stuff he has. He's like a crazy. He's like a whiskey efficient. Took cigars. For me to pace myself so I didn't blackout too early and do something I really regret it I've never a. Here's an. Will the. BACHELORETTE! GET CAUGHT UP? Fundamentally as humans? We WanNA see humans. For else. Still Gladiator I still think there should be a show where you get like John. Jones right and you put a hundred dollars. He's the best year. Ever you you put a backpack on his back with two hundred thousand dollars on it and you put five regular guy's pulled out of a bar in an on, and they try to get it off his back I think that would be great, but. I think that we're turning. This is like dehumanised. Some sounds like a movie ice tea would be. Was a game. We end on that one. You're next. Hey Shit we need to. Do a good job show, you are the quintessential punch-up. Can can you just punch me up out of this and ultra? Okay right to camera. We have a shot on Michelle. First of all you can do, you can create a scene that we all act out in. We'll even create a moment or a catchphrase anything just to get us out of this show. I'm having a heart attack. Right out of my body you know the first thing I do when I get to a hotel. You guys are going to hate the. Turn I. Turn the temperature up to seventy eight. Why because I love a warm room, but also I don't get to control the heat in my own apartment. Because I live in New York. Yeah I just have a radiator that. Billy Bruce. The evil snake. Berbie on the customer sweating. Sir But I also. Like the like the noisiest part of the village, so like sometimes it's the radiator and other time you're like. What's that hissing? It's like. A bunch of gay guys don't. Buy Radiator. This is K. ice cream, Wrapping. Michelle Wolf to take us out on this episode of ood. Closer. On this show up in one joke, one set punch joke. Joke came ready all right. I'm not in this. Shoe. I'll do the first part the second part and a new to play. to fat white guys in a red walk into a bar. The, too fat white guy say to the redhead. CAN WE EAT? Sexually. Starting at the. Two Guys Walk Navarre the redhead. Again. Two guys at a rate header skydiving plane. That you guys in. The. One fat one that white guys parachute did NOPE, and and he grabbed the red head and said. Well you're GONNA die to. Kill. Approach to. Retake all right, dude you me. Ready? To to fat White Guy, how about this to medium fat white, Guy Talking about talking about that. We just. Saying. Chubby White Guy. A real thin early read. Walk into a coffee shop. You do this. They say! They each order a lot today. I. Don't play this game. Okay the. The red, hat orders banana. We'll keep around Robbie finding joke. redhead orders of Banana Leans over to the biggest of the two guys and says. You should probably one of these you fat fucking. He looks at her and says. Already have one in my but. No Third wife got that White. Guy Looks at both of them says. Are We talking about bananas? Could. Shake your head by the camera just mugging, take it. You know when they let you fucking free. They laugh. They laughed pure disgust took. Three of the three live with the funniest people walking. We can't end this. Cruise I, Guy, you not hold it off. How about this? Not Knock. WHO's there to their white guys redhead two. Guys in a redhead who owes Bobby Kelly Burke so? That We. 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Fresh update on "bobby kelly" discussed on John Landecker

John Landecker

03:04 min | 7 hrs ago

Fresh update on "bobby kelly" discussed on John Landecker

"But and it's the criticism of the Kennedy family off. Which blue I mean, I've never seen in print. Anyone say? What is said in this book about the Kennedys, including Joe. President Bobby I mean, there is a vicious Tone, to say the least. About the outfits opinion of the Kennedys. Can you elaborate on that at all? Okay. I'm going to take a breath and I want to make sure I do this right, right. The things that we reported that the Kennedys did. They did. We just reported them. Nothing that we wrote about any of the Kennedys right from Papa Joe, making his fortune cheating the purple Gang and loads of sugar and bootlegging. Cutty Sark Scott. Is anything other than public record. So the squeaky clean image of the Kennedys in the in the high end sports Volleyball games on the lawn. Come from the same dirty stuff. That Bobby Kennedy after Papa Joe. I mean, it's pretty much known That the Chicago outfit got JFK elected. They swung Illinois for JFK with that, you know, we like to make jokes and you can't see but I'm throwing up the air quotes again, right vote early and vote often. You know what I need the Mayor Daley machine and they took in one state of Ellen away in our electoral college votes and those in particular votes. J. F K in the White House. We didn't We didn't make that up. That's true. No, I understand that. But the mountain that okay, go ahead. I'm sorry. No, no, you go ahead because I want you to answer this correctly when you are See. How do I put this? The impression that I got Wass. Okay, hold on a second. We have Papa Joe JFK, Bobby, who becomes attorney general and goes after all mobs outfits. He's he's got a vent vendetta. He's going to clean up, quote unquote. He's going to put people behind bars. And the Just that I get from the book is that About the outfit felt That the Kennedys were doing pretty much the same thing that the outfit was doing on Lee. They were in office. Is that even close? I think that the overall view was the attendees came upon their resource is the same exact way. The people that Bobby Kelly Was so He was immersed and doing something Sanji and kinda, You know, we look Att. We look at the way the whole thing went, and we actually John got the personally see Sam Giancana ripped up Frank Sinatra about dealings with the Kennedys at my father's nightclub, No kiss infraction. I come down the steps And my father chased us out and begin. They have a horrible, horrible screaming at. He wasn't screaming back. He was being screamed at right for something Joe Kennedy had done with the Cali the latch. Jeez. Okay, that was all there. And that was all against up that Geoffrey wrote that he found other places and just reported on it. Okay, when everybody was so sad that the Kennedys were being victimized by organized crime when it came up that maybe You know the assassination? Wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald. Really? Wait, give about their power and keep going back to the way they came about their power. Ah, Joe Kennedy meets with Sam Giancana on a Tuesday night. And tells him that Jack is going to lay up with them is a reward for them getting him elected. And the next day. Bobby Kennedy is ripping, ripping Sanji a kind of peace is well, he's laughing at him. And in the tape if you look at the tape Bobby Kennedy says Sam Giancana on Lee Girls giggle Mr Jian Kanna. And he continued to live because in their mind What the Kennedys perpetrating was the joke. They weren't They weren't this bullet proof. Squeaky clean image of America. Camelot if you will. It was a little Um It was a little more different than that. I mean, go bad, too. Sam Giancana and the President's mistress? Yes. Right..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

08:20 min | 4 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Self. And I was like so I got paid as a contestant on reality. ARE THAT WAS A. Two days. I have a cooking show. I'd. Sanford. You'll die slower. People are definitely watching this because people. This is actually doing shockingly well by the way pitch, this show to food network and there were like hardback. These shows pitch new scripts right before I left I pitched bathrooms bathrooms bathrooms, so we're going to your house and turn every room into a bathroom. How great is that? WHAT THE FUCK CABINET! My living room and I show! You mean your bathroom. Blind design. We're blind guy comes in and designs your house. I'm like fuck. People are GonNa Watch. This is my first house crashers yard, crashers, backbenchers, Mook crashers, but look crashers go to home depot. Guys in line in the shovels w build a moat today. You want one you guys. Go take a fucking mode, and then we built a fully functioning moat around his. Then I can't wait till his wife comes home and. Drop. burning. With comics and they're like, can you? Not Really. It'll be just one. Task. And sometimes when next ends up I know. He's on some Hollywood that. I don't know couldn't see I couldn't make it wasn't like. It was it was like? You're going to get hopper today for the team the team. Yes, you're five nine, so do you guys had to promote online where people can go, see see. Just my tour at. Tour I'm just on tour until. I take my new special outside's. Awesome closer new spread. How close is your new our to being like in your head? It's almost it's so I always do after I already think I have our after that I do I. Do one hundred shows before I take. Impulse? crapping? Because I believe you. Take that our and then for the next hundred fifty I will take it and flip it around and flip it around and move. Move Bits here. Yeah, but yeah the apartment not as close as you are. It's not like every you know. Everyone says like after you take your special. You always think of tags and stuff I don't well I've only point, but like that like I did one hundred jobs before that. Like one hundred fifteen and I was like no I. Don't have any I. I figured it all out. And then I went back and watched it and it was like it wasn't a good. From that ours die sooner, tape it. I walk away from it. I'm like I will think of tags that are so much better, and I'll kick myself in the ass sent, but yeah. We're what about you bobby. I'm just on tour. I'm doing a big tour coming up on. When's this out? I don't know this will come out soon. I got a big to the word announcing I. Don't know if I can I'm not supposed to announce it, but if it's next month, I think we get called creeps with kids me Ron Bennington rich Voss Jim Florentine well. How can we talk in? Guest spots on that. You? Don't fourteen days right now. So we're going to be adding more. But for the fall we got fourteen dates. It's going to be going up. It should be up now to go to my website Rhonda. Rich Varnedoe. Immediately, we'll do twenty minutes each at the end. We're GONNA fuck around. I, I, I had this show in the in the identity village underground concrete your kids. Ron Goes up at the end and he does a panel on parenting, so we kind of talks to us about how we apparently if people that ask questions, the actual panels hilarious. We're going to. We're going to be doing that, so the kids tours happening, so check out. Ron Beddington one of the best. To Titus in with a Jim Florentine of kids running story Jim. Florentine and I ran a half marathon together in Tampa. We did Radio Marathon tomorrow. Once you do it news. Gosh! Sure so he goes out buys all new gear. Shows up gets two hours of sleep drinking. All night comes out anyone seven miles with me legit and then he goes. I gotTA take a shit. He's like I'm going to Dell, so he goes into the Hilton takes. A shit eats breakfast nose to tip me up to me at the end of the race, and your sees the race, and just kind of hops back in and finish his thirty ninth in the half marathon and fitness aged group. Wayne Pretty Cut. Eight would wasn't even sweating. Where's the beer at? An epidemic of that happening in racing right now, people are cutting the course like what's his name? The X. Browns quarterback, instrument, Bell. Yeah arguing tonight. She was like she was like no. I'm just very fat. Like no bitch I will say that there was no understand where you run half of it, and then you're going to get done this shit, and you run a much faster miles than you ever would, but not six minute miles now. She was running boozer sub-60-minute miles. That's like professional. Yeah, yeah, that's great. That man can't catch a break. He's really dug himself a weird hall. Every now and then I. I'll do the myself. Jared still in jail. Waiting. Jared stew in jail. Waiting Kids believe. 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"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

07:50 min | 4 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"To tell people influence. But anytime I say. It'd be an influence. My Kid, we'll go. You're not an influenza. Not even provoked, he's dead. You're not influencing. The good, you don't influence. My nephew's three and my brother was playing mortal Kombat and he did a finishing move, but is it finishes. and. Finishing. On the three year. He sees finishing moving in the three year. Old Goes what the fuck. Kid. He used what the fuck. Forget you is your wife, 'cause you hang on my wife so much that she sometimes. Hanging watching with a friend, yeah, I was watching TV, and there was this girl got up, and she was naked, and I I was just sitting in an odd fucking. Eat that ass and I went. Oh, my God. I looked, and she was like what the fuck. I didn't my friend. As. Comfortable around. My daughter's. I do instagram stories as much as I do, and they don't like being involved in them why I love them. It will if you live with me as be exhausting. So sometimes I'll I'll start an instagram story. They'll say in the background of it. Go. Dad Cheated on mom. JOKELA, bugging talk, this story data drinking. Just. Here that. We got. Get the sound guy. Fourteen they both have their periods of you're asking. I didn't have better. Last month. It'd be. Useful What hair looks like. Period. Why was like sixteen? But then because I was an athlete, I didn't get consistently toes in my twenty. When you're really in shape you just you don't have enough. You don't have body fat, too. I was really in shape and I didn't own a body fat. Straight Yeah I. HAVE GET my period. Four. You have bigger boobs than I do now I used to be in shape though I'm saying now the Nice tits. Very Very. Minor collapsing. I I'm really actually concerned for my next special I'm wondering if I can do a cycle of steroids and just hard my tits up and get like becks. Or wear a Bra. Vehicles, special. But an Lebron's. Everybody. Oh, my kids are stupid. I broke my ribs a month and a half ago. And they gave me this this. The put on, but I was on stage, and all the did was. Push my tits up. The kings third daughter. Anna. You. Married my. On stage you, somebody pitches go down. was. It didn't make a rib he'll. Talking. Brigham ribs four times. When I had a period I bring my reading nonstop. Rodeo. No No. Channel that show you have. Got Mobile Mobile. Bolt broke my ribs then. I did a slip inside and Deauville. My stomach broke my ribs. There I did the volleyball game. They play in Brazil where you play with your feet. And I thought I was being funny. And I went up, and did a kick, and I landed on my arm this and broke my ribs again and I just recently broke my ribs How did I break? My ribs adjust were. They are. Got Hit I got hit by some. Recently and then was trying to teach. My daughter had a slide for softball and re-broken wait China side head. Being cooled and I thought I was like. Easy this is what dad does. Memory for yourself. Take it easy and I was like I. got this fucking broken again. That Harper was one of the grammy that show that show was fucking. Time, lazy for. How hard that show until now? Like with clips on the Internet like it was just like the one where you caught the football with the guy kicked it, and you got to catch it, and you had the guys with the defense is give him, and they know it was I was a freshman football player for an episode, and the so what happened is I. Go back I take I really quickly realized that the frontlines, not gonNA block right so i. take the hype and I take. Take a step back and be lineup the Milan run a touchdown. This is for the avengers Marina League and spike it do a dance for the camera of Laffan, and the defensive coach goes. You are all second-string. Barely have your job like this. And this community is blue, your fucking doors off I to see him leaving off fucking stretcher, and these guys walking by fuck. This man fuck us knows like these guys it like a month at a prison. This is about. The names. Get you Sunday. So part of. Sofa didn't one helmet-to-helmet shot where it knocked me unconscious and I'm on the ground. I'm wanted to. I think birds dead, you know. Sometimes, when get hit, they pupil at all. which is what happens when you die? Like. They were. Hit so hard. Their body was like we might die well. Rassam always working. I'm dead. Skin for a day and they got me. This is Fox. They're all the executives often is in the room. She an exact. The day he's there in the room. Executives in the room in a dominate Blair. I'm totally naked. She's trying to get my Dick Armey Mike. We're shooting a fucking porn. This is like. We can't use any of this. was just like it was the most. It was most. Surreal show that no one it just. It's too short three minute clips. You'll never work and I'm like Oh. That'd be viral. Work we find that person and punched him in the face. On the second season they went to the second season and I remember. 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"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

07:57 min | 4 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

06:14 min | 4 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

07:33 min | 4 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"All right. Let's make a big edge watch us. Go, who that is good I'm taking this over here or in this bad bitch up to Max and then. We go three eggs, but then we also have to fry hold on. This is going to be fucking good. I'M GONNA turn this one on over here. You ready for this guy. I need you to cut us out. Just to your, take this and. Some some Ham. That'll fit on this so like just like a slip. A little circle film. Like if you were making England and You want a little little little things yup this. I'm a very griller. fucking stab you both have the physique of Griller. Barbecues Barbecue. Invite me. I thought you'd have a common. Yeah, I'm a great grill I love grilling. Perfect perfect here. Passing over here I'm, GonNa put them in this sort up. been correct. This is been cooked, knocked right you. Go One more you another one. More one more perfect one in the middle. someting fingers are. On? POKES I love. Pasta went through a few. Days in my life. Push my favorite form of egg. For Media Radio. For a little bit of been. Finger helps keep it up. A A little bit of salt. By the way, don't need directions for this one. You checks from it right? To Simmer. Got Into the summer now what you do is let for just a few bubbles it should never boil is not boiling Jusuf. Right you it spinning like this right? You know why you do it like this. To keep although yolk in the white, the white from separating. There we go wow. Looks. Like an egg dosed. Guys. Do Thanh Maybe. It should be hotter. It looks like it's really just taking a bath in this. Looks good your. They, go! It doesn't go back. From beautiful my American duty. This one not on that Saturday Cook. Bubbling. Oh you can. Turn that burner off almost burned my face. Why don't we do this one? And then we'll pulled aside. We'll put it in this bowl. unloved poached egg I really love post with slotted spoon Bam Slimane being crazy for using the handle. It literally says use the handle of spook. You stir it so that you put egg in the center and it wraps it around. Well. We ask. I'm very impressed. Speaks are turning out really. Oh you could probably do up to forty times a year I'm going to get this one out. PUT IT in here. You can have fun. feel the white for firmness. She's Whiter, than anybody. A lot of people think I'm black I. No I thought that at times. The WHO. Black people mostly. WHO's your favorite black comedian? Oh Dave Dave Not Keith. Keith is in the top ninety. My favorite Black Comedians Patrice. Boya. Are we gonNA living. Alive or, dead. Still Dave before. Dave before patrol shit, we'll just because Davis had more time. Well yes, because he didn't have diabetes, right? Of the. Like I'd love to see Patrice now. I enjoyed exactly, but I enjoyed watching patrice more because he was he. Six years fucking? I know. There's some about that, was he? He was fucking funny. Some about his energy, that I, like I like data to Dave's grades. Yeah, smoked a cigarette kind of jazzy. You know. Let's shoot out in his. He bursts energy to like. Did you happen and it just goes away which I love. We're getting close. Favorite guilty, pleasure comedian. Some of you go get it. God Damn it. They make me Giggle Guy. Tell you Yeah Chertoff. Makes me laugh so fucking. Not supposed to ear. You're supposed to be smarter than the room housing for everyone. WHO's like I? Get this all the time. They're like You look like carrot top. I'm like I. Know Think of something better. It's like it's like. Get The guy from game of thrones. Ahead I'm almost gave it away. Know what I just started. would. You! Know what I started watching all the marvelous. One, so don't talk. Would want her I'd never seen any marble. You started. I started in chronological order. I did what was the first one iron man I know Captain America, was I? I? Think it was I I'm. Talking, you talking about like in the world, our world in the world so there will captain America's. Actually Captain Marvel was supposed to be first, but that's gone. Like it! Wasn't as bad as everybody said it was I, thought it was actually pretty good, but. The problem is right now. Game was one of the best movies ever I haven't seen it. Well. Anymore. Bit going viral about him spoiling and game and I'm like just don't tell me. We will come out of member Star Wars. When. Almost show looking back the. Most recent one. So I've never seen star worse. I don't like. Anything to do with your getting kissed for the first time at twenty five, I think. He wasn't getting doors. His closet base feerick is me I don't like movies about space. Space is too big. It's infinite. It's crazy. The ocean I also terrifies pink. Are Done. In a warrant a little more very close, but they're not gonNA. They're not gonNA Brown. We didn't put the bunch. If you put a little butter atop my brown. We'll went to see the most recent one. A couple of years ago were Han Solo makes his comeback layer. So you know there's around forty of US comics who got on those big way events, and as we're coming out with the second to last show, there was another show after. Walking.

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

07:49 min | 4 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Who is? Is the best thing. And then put might hear about right here. My people bunches right here. If you make anything at home yourself not. Anybody. That's right here. You feel my pillbox is right here. Send it to me I will try to blow it up on my podcast and love candidate. Even just think at the end of video where it's not there now, but it's here now. It's here my name's right here. Your hands. It's. And then alerted from Casey Nike. Co Box and people will just send them. And I make these time. Like and he just got. He got like hover boards. He got all this crazy. People. Don't send you mean Steph. She's. Getting into anthrax. Swirl next. dixie flag with A. Bad got some bad stuff. Scared scared. I mean. Supposed to talk about it for security reasons. They say! If you get set anything and encourages copycats. God I got. This thing what were the made think? Leave, the hotel rooms and like really crazy. It's hard to say. You need to the pictures, but it was really funny. It would put. My shoes under the under the curtain, so you can see my shoes sticking out and then just leave them there I put on my pants up and put my legs sticking up onto the bed or is. It was funny, but I guess I'm death threats because? some guys like I hope you find it funny funny when I come in, kill your family. Leave him like this for you. And I was like fully shit, and so I had to fucking get a company made. Offs Oh there's the second page. Melt sticks unsalted butter and a small pot over medium heat until it's foaming, but not beginning to Brown a real. Thanks. This Rachel. All right. This works. It does maximum. Okay, you see maximum. New Catch. Maximum comedy. Crisis Maximum. To put it in like a like a food processor. Where do the blender of blunders right here? Oh fuck you. Let me, GET READY! Three egg yolks three eight. Yeah, I know that amid holidays. Turns out I can only use one time. But. That's Okay Yeah she I. Three Two teaspoons water in a blender to teaspoons water. I Bet I can eyeball that. When I went I did. Have you ever done any international comedy tours? Like those humor? These South Africa I was supposed to do South Africa, but had to pull out of it. Instead of me for real. Yeah Jim. India with Keith Robinson a month in India. It was going to be five. So tells we get paid a truckload of money and the last minute they go, okay, just type your act out word for word because we have central police. Booth and you're like I don't know. I was like okay. I'll do it I, mean yes, it's going to be spelled wrong. Result Christmas. Comes out of the room out of his room with the piece of paper. With pencil written. Real on the paper and you GONNA go. How do I get this tool? Even Internet was of course. He's ninety seven. Read it. Isn't that caffeine going like this? Goes back. Going and Now before the stroke. We. Can't tell because. Yeah because he would type on his act. I've only done case that. A. With deputy. This can't be real kids. Like my sinus infections. Said something Grocer Bobby. Because I? Now. Did, they teach you that intolerance. Just use your fists to do the Big Yeah there. We go three I. Ran By the way we. Will Fuck. Almost not off. So. Oh my God. Let's the our biscuits are doing. I forgot to put. They're looking at good. Oh, there's a lot of teams. I, think this butter. Fucking, Is More. Subtle. Your Green screen. Police Academy. Holy. motherfuckers. cushy ten. Police Academy just can't Release Academy. They hire a prostitute to go to the podium. So when he gives us be starts blowing away, but Gutenberg's under there with them. Yeah, so. The play out. Is that when you walk away? Steve Gutenberg walks out. He's like. Oh, that's who blew me Water I can tell you what that looks like. teaspoons two teaspoons. Thank you for catching that. Maybe I should not do it in the baking powder. I have a teaspoon. Right here for you do I do. This, I believe is A. Table tables more. Teaspoon to here the tiniest. That looks like it right. Quarter Teaspoon. This is a teaspoon continuing. Vision going yes, removed brand glasses I can't read. Have Perfect vision of course you do. I really do and then convince. The butter in right now way. You got to blend it a little bit. Do. Stack landing in work very slowly. add the hot melted butter until it's in court. That'd be it to go lower house. Pretty good right there little. Stir. Up. Lower. Seems like it's going really fast, doesn't it? Like! On high just. Don't low. mix. Just. WHIP CISCO. Okay maybe. That's good the holiday sauce. Finger. Don't now. Maybe, it needs to be more maiden need more lemon, not telling us. Tim Needs something else kicker. And he's my lemon lemon.

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

07:55 min | 4 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Favorite. Human Beings live a love Bobby Kelly he has a podcast right now. Called Calton Kelly. It's on Patriot on I. Implore you to go to his. Sign I think he'd get through it instagram. Petri on dot com slash Robert Kelly I think probably I'm guessing. Robert Kelly is probably one of the one of the greatest comics that doesn't get enough. Props, not enough people are talking about how fucking talented this guy is. He's amazing. He's a real comic like he's. He's you know I saved comic. I shouldn't say that. He's a comic comic in that he loves laughing. He loves giggling like time. He likes to bullshitted likes to hang out. I absolutely love Robert Kellyanne his podcast. Counseling Kelly is with my one of my best friends in the world Mike. Calcutta, AKA AKA COW head so I had Michelle Bobby on together because I knew I knew that bobby would make it easy. Hanks I didn't know, Michelle that well, and it was a great hang, and she busted balls, and we busted balls and we ate. What what do you make you remember? Halston cheesy biscuit eggs benedict of these. fucking good. They were so fucking good and bobby and murdered them in Michelle a very very. The Fuck God they were so good. I. Hope You guys enjoy this. Say Father's Day if you're hearing this I. Am now on the road. I'm driving right now to San Antonio I'm in the middle of my way there. By Las, cruces or somewhere around there, so if you see me say. Heidel touched me I am still very covid conscious, and we're trying to stay as quarantine possible on this tour. Hot Summer Nights tour started tonight right now. Friday in Phoenix one of the hotspots grown virus. Then we're going to Texas the number. Two hotspot growth of virus onto New Orleans, a previous hotspot of the corona virus, and then through the drive in theaters, and we're doing drive in theaters until July fourth. When I'm own, we'll start doing podcasts and this show something's burning back in the man cave. I love you with all my heart. Stay safe stay. Happy have a great father's Day Ladies and gentlemen, this episode of Something Burning Uncut Robert Kelly M Michelle Wolf. If you don't have hairy can't tell. My God. I've seen that she'd be. Sarah first of all bobbies hair was there was a there was a bobby Kelly out there did leaguge. It was a male model like no joke. My swear to God I on our remember Bobby I wouldn't even like you. Like, he'd walk up and I'll be like. On Red Red ahead. Let's get back to what we're talking about earlier. Your hair blown out is fucking amazing. Well. You know what everyone says that in a way that just makes me feel really bad about my natural. Look you way you look now. Is Fine Yeah. Talk. Wife would say when she really. define. When you while you're in hair out. Your different you just a different. I don't do it. Someone does it for me over. Too Much I can't. Do that. I don't. By the way I'm like an instagram for you as a little girl as a dad is the most enduring human being. I've ever seen you have this like. Aw shucks nece I have like a fro- first of all I have a clown fro as a Shirley temple. Bigger than that. Yeah, and then it's just like me being like. I'd I had straight hair my whole life as a child. And then. I was. This is a true story going to believe it, we. We went camping. We were struck by lightning. I was out my mic. Juicy giving. The, my mom and Stepdad, they rented a house right on a lake and Amtra. Austin the one of the best lake houses I've ever been to. And they had a canoe, and I took the canoe out in the fog, and I masturbated in the canoe, and I actually end up falling in I tried to stand up Alan. Superhero Horns. Don't. Listen to me. I fell in and then I remember walking down with my sister the next day she's like. Why is your hair curly and then curled up like that like my hair just went curly because he masturbated in the fog. And I think I. Fellow the Lake God punish. Wait we're. We're things so claustrophobic in the House that you had to go to a canoed master? Sometimes! In the moment. Lifeguards female, giving though so far. Either They take. About being a woman just Ryan Jet Ski. The hotel. Take. Serving Way to start a something new episode to my favorite comments from afar. A Guy I've known forever. Michelle will be Kelly. You know what dude and easily the most. Fun. Person you're so much fun for me, and by the way we just met, but I always have come. Expect right if the White House correspondent center all my conservative friends that post the horror fiction on facebook. We're all lighting up. And I was like I was like all this and they're like even know her and I was like she fucking awesome. She's a real community going back. Oh, she's and they're like which is cool and I was like Oh. Fuck Yeah. Back, Apparently comments to be comments that that fucking broke the Internet. People got mad about it. A lot meaner I was very right. She actually told me some of the joke she cut, and they were they were allows me I was gonNA. Say that she was yeah. I think I am because I was doing I was doing the jokes and the seller like for like a month before, and then like some of the stuff, people are like you can't. Even be Keefer like you're you're gonNA cut that. Rama's. Seeking I cut and the stuff I was left with I was like this seems Nice. We watching it at the PUSSYCAT. What's wrong with her? Like there was you know the village. Such a mix of people. Young Girls? These fucking guys of. smokey I make up. I didn't even think that job is bad. It's just that she jumped it. She did that. They Dick Heads. Do when they do when the roast where they just go like like she just made it not fund. You're like Oh bitch. Going to bitch and wasn't like. You, said Hey, bitch likely from. From. The Shia. I think the ones I cut. If would heard those one, she would be like that's very. Fox that. Lead. To. Would, never I don't know enough about politics to do anything like. I did go after.

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

02:58 min | 6 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"The fucking wait outside. We're GONNA play with puppies fucking stop by. Republicans see as soon. I love playing with the puppy sue but I feel like I'm giving them hope and then when you leave orphanage giving them did you say red band. Yeah I'd like to give a toast to read. Ben Fuck off. Never will you live down? Listen they sound on bonfire. I what I used to do in the mall to and I do it now in quarantine but I I love it better on the road. I used to give myself missions and what it would be like. Okay I want. I want a a certain pen. Or a certain. Watch that I saw on the Internet. It's a casio it's this. It's that I would go on the hunt for this watch. And sometimes they have it in like macy's or the watch store above and I would mind hunted down and when I finally found it or a jacket or a back or something I would give myself missions and I would probably would never it would take me a year or two to get it and then I'd finally get it at some mall in a fucking marshals for ten dollars they'd do the idea of mission. It actually helps you. I do it too and I might. Traveling to foreign countries especially small countries like real foreign countries My friend Ralph talks about is a travel writer called Fleur and means that travel just for the sake of travel so what you do is you. Give yourself a task. So like in Cambodia. When Penn I was like I'm GonNa find some live music. Hopefully it'll be some Cambodia music but like whatever you know whatever kind of music it is and I'm going to find that and then what it does you might find. It might not but it makes you move. It makes you start going because it's trying to find this thing so like that is perfect. What he does is tells his students he goes follow. Pick a color like each pick. Colors like red yellow walk around Paris. Follow that color if you see. Don't go down the street. That's your call it because you're not going anywhere. The Path is the fucking go. That's fucking great. I liked that Juba with Rahman for a couple of years six hundred China trying to find Rahman in the fuck in middle this country and I would find it but another another Another thing I missed a lot. Is I miss every place our go. I would always find a cigar bar and I would go.

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

10:22 min | 6 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Skeptic. Three eighty five just fifteen fourteen until Danish O'Neill or for fourteen depending on if account this one or not. So there's a new segment On on March I kept a lot of people. WanNa talk this fucking Shit. That's going on in the world now. I'd rather not. I'd rather fuck ignore that completely. Okay but Liz. Reyes mind if you read the newspaper which I do now which is fun Like by the newspaper as opposed to getting your news stories from the fucking Internet the Internet has an algorithms. They find out what you fucking hate and care about and they guide you. Just keep on the same fucking thing not the newspaper. The newspaper just offers shit to everybody. They don't say like I'm going to keep pushing this right Alfred. Whatever to everybody so you're I just scans what you like it. If you're tired of stories about something it doesn't shove a bunch more in your face shoves the same percentage as always and so. If you're like well I'm going to go to sports. Sports is right there if not style section. That's also there whatever you want so One thing I like is going to local digest. I do one of these on Joe Louis the Joe podcasts. Silent but deadly couple podcasts ago but And it was about some fucking dude with Fuck Molotov cocktail at a cop. Car Bounced off at didn't even fucking hit so left. Is this time bring fucking blown out is right with light? Whatever anyway so on this one I don't can't can find separated to us. I can't fucking find it whatever Anyway some fucking fourteen year old boy was charging the murder of a nine month old charge them motor of a nine month old. No I got that wrong. Fucking NINE YEAR. Old was charging a murder four month old listener. How the details down? I think it might have been a nine year old charged in the murder of a four month old so they came to his house to inspect four days earlier. And they're like Sums up but we're not. We don't see any foul play and then four days later that kid is fucking. Gonzo who dead. Wow and they'll do a follow up. I'm sure I'm sure because they did the Molotov cocktail like four days later. They had like man charged. I it was whatever and then it was charged so I bet they'll do a follow up. What does he think was jealousy? I get being jealous but dude. If you're that nine year old listen. We got guide that kid because he's a winner that kids a winner. He's not just me like this. This my little new daughter. You know my little sister. I don't like a little sister. And he's trying to like make fun of our or cut her hair and her crib now. This kid's taken a level. He's getting shit done. Well fuck in. What a fuck and winner. That kid is so anyway. That's kind of thing I'm talking. Fill my time with some of that. Some of it. Obviously podcasts. By the way please join my Patriot do to last week during two this week far. He didn't want to travel one. Take you through a travel story. The plan is this. I do a troll travel story. Okay I have a picture. I went through a whole list of pictures in my in. My S. D. Card. So what you call it with the thing you stick in the side of the computer And I just pick out a picture and post that and then I just tell along this one over an hour. An hour story about the me visiting this one was the pyramids in Egypt to go to Patriots Dot Com skeptic tank. Help support me in place where this ad should be the only do these intros is for the fuck and ad space and I turned out too many ads so I should just start fucking episodes especially some people like just looking in the episode. Actually I don't mind if you WANNA skip ahead to the fucking interview part. You don't like that's cool man like what you like Yeah I love people. Try to catch on stuff when I released my first special people like. Oh now you want me to buy it right because it's like a five dollar purchase and I was like yeah unless you stream stuff and then fucking steelers if that's what you do. I'm not a hypocrite. I've been I've been wrong. A bunch and I've done shit that I don't believe in but what did I realize like? Oh Shit and I go back on it you whatever anyway. Sidetrack myself the point. Is this go to my patriot. What's he gonNa say to last week to be this week? I have a mailbag thing. That's Patriot so when I'm GONNA DO I don't want to talk about that fucking Shit. That's talking rules. The newspaper the same show. All the black community is being hurt by it. let's talk about. How museums are suffering by. Let's talk about how that people are baked at home fucking inspirational story about a grandmother and her grandchild fucking coughing each other. Whatever it is enough. We want to get away once. Comedy clubs are open up again. I I already told. The owner of the Falcons seller the booker. Seo You gotTa have a no corona night. I told the guy to stay in to Chris. I was you know Corona night where no Coruna jokes are allowed. We WanNA fuck it. Forget this I remember during the Hillary Hilary and What's his name? Donald election and I was and it was like when was the election November and it was like early October and I was like who you guys voting for our challenge in my lecture materials. Like so you guys voted and I'm telling you like forty percent of the crowd just goes I hadn't even picked a side. I hadn't even sat on voting for this that I said pretty much. Let's talk about politics and they were like and I get it. Man Enough is enough. We don't WanNa hear about things so I'm not GonNa talk about that thing okay. But I'm GonNa talk about because on our minds is something sort of different sort of led by that. I want to talk about what we want to do again. It's almost like you know how there's like real estate porn pass a place you go on. Zillow like how much is this place can cost you know. Or what are the kinds of porn or are there Travel Porn Patriot dot com slash. Schedule tank. A fucking thing. Where you can kind of live through me or a going people's instagram travel. You travel porn or what does or a sexual porn. That's one. That's little known where you can live vicariously through someone else's fucking hardcore spit in the fucking mouth shit and so I'm doing starting series called five things. I WanNa do five things. I can't wait to do again. Start with Robert Kelly. Bobby Kay no one calls him that and it's just Robert Kelly's five things I can't wait to do and it's just going to be a bunch of because I don't have a top everybody especially with nothing new going on. I don't come across. That's how I get these fucking topics for this shit. Okay I come across someone story. They told me I was that win. The world series of poker went to the final table. Once I was like what? Oh that's on my schedule. Brain goes fucking produce. That I'm booking you so not much news going on not getting into conversations that people. I'm not finding out crazy new things but this episode is brought to you by the Washington. Post everybody's Washington Post something. I read almost every day. It's not a paid subscription. Nowhere is by the way that packs staying. I did on instagram. Bought a pack. Everyone's like or he's fucking Schilling for Pax. I guess he's got a sponsor look I wouldn't mind as a sponsor but I'm just saying I went and bought a backs. How you telling me that. I'm fucking selling out on my instagram. What I made a purchase. Say This fucking hundred forty bucks plus shipping and tax. It's good though like that pack. It's fucking easy to use. You just fucking hit a button. Way told Turns Green in like twenty seconds and then smoke. I like I like maybe there's better ones. Maybe not but it fucking works easy. I told my friend when I actually afterwards did some research on like dude. I don't know the best one for your pocket and the easiest one to us. Just fucking hit a button. Don't deal with it it's good. I'm sure there's better ones whatever you got but like the packs dot the packs three packs to because the packs three. I don't know it's fucking the juice that you Japan to just smoke weed. Who THE FUCK. What the fuck are you doing you ever see? Those people take torches out and like you guys dad and they have a whole rig and my bro- we're in a car you can't light up a fucking torching a car. Let's go on a hike. Oh I got my my rig you rig no dude. I brought a fucking dupe tube and a lighter. Let's hear that here that's fucking easy. It's fucking easy anyway. The point is not a sponsor but you should get one if you're looking for fucking way to vape instead of smoke week. 'cause you're not supposed to smoke anymore. I saw I read the smoking. The carcinogens is bad for this fucking corona virus thing. I like how in America were like. Oh we're done with it now. Mike. It's getting talking about talking about so we're talking about is what you. WanNa do and everybody has these things. It's like prisoners. Have these things you know where they're like well when I get out? I can't drink from a water fountain again like a water. I know it's just something I've been thinking about hitting that thing. Get Nicole water having to turn cold. I just can't I don't know why I just can't bind of orange juice and drinking on the street. It's not the best things you ever want to do. Is just the things that you can somehow can't wait to get back to so I'm going to call each one. Robert Kelly's five things. I can't wait to do again. Thompson. Gore's five things I can't wait to. Hopefully he'll be on like an in a week or two shed just put out the INTROIT for his episode. I lost the episode because it was fucking quality. Was Shitty fucking laptop. Mike. Boorda another one. But maybe I'll put that on Patriot. I'll put that on Patriot anyway. So this'll be Robert. Kelly's Bobby Kelly is one of those two five things. I can't wait to do again. And that's all we talked about. And that's all we're GONNA talk about it is Is Things that you just. Kinda can't wait to do it again. It's fucking activity porn. That's all it is.

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr

Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr

04:18 min | 2 years ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr

"Recipes brother Bill Burr, Dane, cook. Bobby Kelly, Jay, more Louis C K, Ricky as it was. It'll never happen again. No, no. That was but we knew at the time. This will never happen again. And I'm gonna say it's one of the only times in my life in the moment. I was aware. I'm in the lightning in the bomb. Isn't that amazing? Yeah. I thought that too like stuff like this ends at some point. And you have to really. Appreciate while. You're doing it that you're doing it. And it's hard when when you're in the moment. It's really hard to appreciate the moment. When you're in it like, that's I was talking to the other day about the Letterman appearance, we did. And it was fucking amazing. It's so hard to appreciate that moment in the moment because you're just are overwhelmed by everything, but I wanted every I wanted to know the material on the arms of the chair and look out at the audience and the lights and everything and there's just too much to soak in and it's over in a second. If you're off if as creepy hands on you. I'm going to walk out and see why. Done much me. Get off me down touch me on. Bothered him put his hands on my face. Solve me word. I got my kids. I've found. Like any see I said, it's John the Maggio. He was in Regina around guy any comedy team. And that's what you guys were to be the greatest comedy team ever just after not break up. That's it. Right. I combine team and we're still waiting to see who they are. Yeah. It can't be the fucking flight of the conchords those house. House. There's still together because they stay where they do stink. We still have lost her comedy Grammy to flight of the conchords the twenty two minute album. I'm like, wow. That was her George Lopez. Craig ferguson. I'm like, I don't know. Who wins this? Great. Yeah. Yeah. They tell me who you're with. I'll tell you. I lost a flight of the conchords. I'm going to jail. Yeah. Yeah. Some Louis CK was getting hurt. Oh and Louis. With Jim Norton coming on board. It was it's you Jimmy had the same like frequency you'd both had like the dog. They have to noon quotes Yanni Opie. Didn't right, and that's like a comedian mind and like the goodfellas stuff. My ex wife said could as the comics is like Scarface as to rappers. She was fucking brilliant. That is really not Snickers active. Yeah. Wow. Damn because it is that is absolutely right way. Stay on. Guy these ridiculous figures. I never agreed to the big what am I muck on wheels on wheels? Danish sh. They have good Danish. Danish pick some up for bell. But he's doing I'm little warmup. Let him. Dead more in the front C C. He number shut the fuck up. This is his wiggle. We're laughing at somebody can stand in the neck when those big. The hilarity that little sounding. Made a little dyke sound any guts. It would. Fact, he goes oh. No out. How long did you made? Hey pike's. Peak was a pimple. Well that moment revelation, I'm now szeswith like the sounds even the shooter taxi driver, the first guy, he shoots in the Bodega the nurse used to go. It's the second Hayes in row with the shot. Two guys, rob the place, and he goes, hey, hey, hey, he goes, hey, bang in the guy counter goes this book is just the second time is baseball bat. Deniro's like this is crazy for me. That was a brutal like that really looked like someone that was shot in the face. And then he got beer. Bat, and I'll take care of it. Well, now, you will you fucking. I gotta go. Anthony cumia in here. Right to their arms..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

01:33 min | 2 years ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

"This is comic bobby kelly yeah did i say oh yeah you're right we appreciate that guy bob do some comedy hey have a kid it's hard being a parent so yeah mass away so bobby's we're going to phoenix to fees coming in wednesday oh okay these guys i wish i had name phoenix kelly have to stay in shape though well yeah your competence fat phoenix kelly weekend that'd be that's your name kelly yeah but that would stink no that's good now you know give it up for phoenix molly and then i come out i'm just me like this now that's terrible my my name is fighting name would not be cool they would never go forward what does it i don't want to say about please little jimmy tenderness it'd be very deceiving if you use came out and bit people's angles little little jimmy tender nips very tender nips why i like him brush lightly i don't i don't like my nips touched at all i like them brush lightly the way the way picture car wash just gently thing with the suds the mop the mafia that's how i like them i don't like by nibbles touched it all does nothing for me my nipples a dead i wish it didn't my nipples are dead like the fourth breast implant on a middle aged woman they just dead nipples yeah it does a lot for me i really did that right now i love it.

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

01:45 min | 3 years ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

"Side and you see that happen once or twice i mean it's it's got to be as soon as you feel somebody checking it has got to make you had said the throat yeah for sure for sure and you know he checked um that low cupcake is is affective but you can't load up on it if you throw it hard you're gonna get check you have the just lick it out there and you know you it doesn't have to be hard because there's no real you know there's don't need older your your your lower part of your leg so you don't have to throw it hard but if you try to load up on it like a hard like normal kick to the fi you're and you checked all day so you just gotta be cautious with his yeah he definitely and then you in uh just engage even going back and forth little bit on twitter uh we did what it would send about he said that you were good and you're like no ship basically he was not only he was talking shit basically after after he fought michael job that i was kate sydes and that's we need you know all with justin gets you that and then uh he didn't say a word you know did reply for months or whatever and then before before after after i won this fight with joe duffy before i uh before i spoke to joe rogin justin gates you tweeted nodded and see the still after obviously the just to get you tweet oh what's what's this guy james bitch about to get all the mike and act like everyone's afraid of them now so the end and i uh i did that i got on my novemebr is this you know basically are free to fight me and then i'm uh uh and i tweeted back adjusted get you talking crap or whatever saying you know basically tell him he is scared to fight me and then um the other day after poor here one gauge he tweets james vic in dust a poor you're should fight each other to see who's the mystery most mistreated fight of europe to your some shit talking shit lie.

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

01:34 min | 3 years ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

"We stand up gigs and he was awesome and it was funny j i just doing that so when i was on the set it was cool be on this resort digital film thumping i did it was really cool and bob it was good to see bob again so i talked to him a little wyoming bond it was it was funny he it's not important it was funny because i'm doing the scene i'm looking at bob and grow and it was so we're tried to stop talking so joke could do his lines show just agent actor sound port so on my show i'll tell you letters on port so i do the things and dr afterwards i had spoken to bob earlier and i talk to john lewis joe both together yemen i spoke to joe after he's the great male is really good it was good there was a good time i can't marty enjoyed it i think that's what's were i hope i hope i hope something comes out on marty in they can't release the film he was a lovely guy though i don't wanna say who it is done port but certain directors just really know how to deal with their talent who else was in it i don't know i i only saw those guys i could tell you off air mean all the other guy owl harvey bobby their role in it i got on the scene on the movie uk i can't put either not all on the scene i get i wasn't sure would be in my seat i knew bob in joe we're going to be there are you gonna i knew marty would be the behind the killing the first name ghanaianled no i gotta ask lob hug me was happy to see me are you there has to do this podcast so i'm happy absolute we're having to have absolutely pat what did us the difference their money fans your recognition daily a lot of differences for starpower okay.

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

01:46 min | 3 years ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

"You should schnell he walks around kind of heavy too mean he walks around i mean he literally looked like he was one hundred nine hundred seventy five pounds 100 so these they said it comes in a fight we don't want one seventy six what or something like that one ask him he's a big he's a big guy though he's a really big may act he has like a swimmers body yes a greg louganis worry michael phelps build yeah michael phelps more topical than greg louganis skim another call christmas kimmage magingo let's give michelle goulding jingle jim economics jeanchristophe comes on akhemtganayev dozen other what's another impression you do you name the person yomitan start don't embarrassing okay mogae do i do i'm gone down a nicholas cage let me know from doing this rise aid okay level how about a uh israeli james how you doing buddy all right i did and charlie sheen and hey doyle i really enjoy in this sorry i forget he may fluids anya shoes gary busey p us sy people upset someday silly you that's actually pretty your because he does those stupid things we got it and i was not good that was actually his nearest is now neither although are evil where kid were clear flatulence always ready tomorrow you're talking about gary all right we'll james vic we tried not speaking we'll marsha we're gonna be talking to give it a shy assist i'm getting older them cranky and of people come on great not they'd dive i accept the decision.

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

01:53 min | 3 years ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

"Monteiro say i'm touching my leg not my deck i mahanama parents well it's uncomfortable i wanna call hr actress as i see asia yeah he's finally this solid apply how great was i'm a guy the adulterers little dutch sox is that i can't see them through those regular uncomfortable oh there's a great length ally the tennis stocks stupid you don't play tennis sergio now you die do so where what chance for eight years you don't play tennis not one second pair musset for not for not for nine years and you just crudely retirement you don't play tennis for nine years now you're gonna say will not one second what would you tennis rare we'll wait is it fucking 16ounce instead shared abbas aren't even a wait i'd made that up what's a way for tennis for i don't know i made it out of sixteen ounce rackin's javagal god looked at up i know i know what your favorite tennis ball i'll wilson wilson greener they call milton green years we're well how do you serve front aback plea both there's no altering overhead that up over here on a bag doesn't even shirt as you back here i'm up by the way i'm gonna be in indianapolis coming up uh it'll be tomorrow night friday night i'll be in indianapolis and i will also be saturday puree illinois to jukebox comedy club oh will you know where i'm going to be where tommy bob colonia on goal go cool on now i am going to be those so fascinating this christmas the twenty second 23rd in in uh i'll be at the dolphin comedy club in new york city gotha gama club the week before christmas 22nd 23rd come see me and have some christmas joy i'm gonna take a quick leak okay we will catch you say so you use a sixteen ounce racket as i do so that's very heavy because typically like an an hour's racket you'd have yes that your i prefer a heavier racket because they get more could boom on the ball that's where i saw.

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

01:55 min | 3 years ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

"But that never touch meat again guy hired loopy when i'm tired but calm was like did just eight and listen to him talking about making a celery shaken the shed none of celery shake it's a fucking filigree but here's the thing is that you'll be abby admitted this morning so dawn she's like you can't make that shit you'll wake the kid up five thirty in the morning i gotta take it to the show out as the coffee you have to put in a blender if the blended so i scooped the stuff in a scoop do oil and a scoop the coconut butter in that put the hot percolate a beautiful coffee and and i bring this little mixer she gives me out to the shed it's a little portable mixer i go on a sheriff i put the lid on a hit the button the fucking coffee the if because it's so hot and this mixer isn't lega good mixer sprays my fucking face will hug and failure it is what your dream is what you've been dreaming of all here your whole life for happen to me just hot garden the hurt eta hurt i was in shock i do anything thethey a blender full of hot coffee and his vegas i would do anything to see that yeah it was awful it was just and it was everywhere i panic there's one thing in life that i'm really bad within its spills really it's my why did you see i hit for spills it's a key now it's just i just can't handle spills i hate them to deal with some was panic noone anxiety i but i kid i walk away one of the reasons i married my wife is so she can pick she can take your spills me because i can't do spills a fucking open anything she's got i will go on the roof i will shovel i will do it all but a spill i'm i can't do it this too many little dots it when everywhere now i can't i can't allow it went everywhere in my dad just parties fills are overwhelming because they're moving launching me spill is a spill is i am.

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