17 Burst results for "Bobby Kelly"

"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

05:40 min | 2 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"I found out you didn't drink. That night knows like okay. Well i guess. J told me he goes yeah. She doesn't party. And i was like okay. Well i guess like twenty us again. I'm not going to hang out with some of the same thing with the same thing with tim. I remember bobby kelly tim. Dylan's gay and i was like. Oh that's a bummer. And he goes. What do you mean. It's a bummer. What are you gonna fuck fucking like. And then i was like wait. Why did i. Why do i think that. And then i was like had the same knee-jerk reaction when i find out like when i find out people just we'd yeah. I feel the same way. i'm like. Okay we'll never talk. Yeah i think it's one of those things where you like. Because i've been hanging out with people that drink and do drugs and whatever since i got clean because i got clean very young i got clean at twenty three and then your bottom. I mean it was like running at the edge. This wasn't even the reason i quit. I quit on a very sad night right but this will. This is also a sad night. But like i was running at the edge of my roof. I thought somebody was pushing me. I came out of a black blackout. Thinking somebody push me and then i turned i like pushed back and turn around and i realized i saw my ex like crying and i realized i was threatening to kill myself. Go and then Like looking at him and being like were you fucking crying. Four like i remember just like never letting it settle that like you almost lost your fucking life like instead. Just being like i was drunk. You're overreacting like it was like crazy. And that wasn't even the time that i was like. Maybe i should stop really know. It was but it was always like that like it was. I started the night wanting to have fun. And then at the end of the night somebody was crying and it was like i fucked up the night. I fucked it up and everyone's mad at me and like i remember one time i ran into a friend. I asked him where my boyfriend was. He said he didn't know. I assumed he was lying. And i just punched him in the face. Like the like the way you're the kind of tick everyone falls in love with its site. Talking energy is so much fucking fun to be around the time everyone fell in love with one summer and it was like i gotta get the puck away from her. Yeah no when. I did when i went into the program like did he went into the program did. Yeah yeah and then. I had to make my amends right. I had to apologize to people in my sponsor like saw the list of shit that done and was like you can't reach out to these people ever like..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:22 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"We have we haven't beat. But i feel like you. You were one of the. Oh jeez then. Yeah i actually started. I think billy burr helped him with his first podcast at my house. I'll let me a row. She used to do wikipedia. My my living room over here. So yeah why. W for a while during the pandemic i hooked up with my buddy mike alto who's is living at a number one morning show in florida Sick fucking is you know millionaire off radio he would do radio with me. Podcast with me every night while the pandemic just and we still do it so culture and kelly and then of course Stand up stand up. As the main thing i i can be knows bobby kelly at this point. Yeah well fuck and tell my patriot numbers. What the fuck patriarch. Dot com slash. One hundred and seventy thousand dollars blow. Tim dillon i wish was his type grit. That he's fuck in the funniest motherfuckers second. Just every and i knew that from the second i met him kids hilarious. Grind it out to really you see the numbers there not blessed. I want to be part of his crew. The a job. Can i be your assistant or something. Fox something you secretary of fluffy whatever you want fucking cook. Cook a pork pork salafi. Whatever the fuck you want some the votes to hide my numbers. That's when that's when you know you're doing well when you just leave your fucking finances out for the public. We talk about that much. I make john.

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

04:22 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"That's great school next day. Lucky broken sucking. Bobby split last up to a great school placement. Can something hickeys of you know why he girls did he to kind of you say it was that weird thing to make. Sure you weren't fucking around girls. Gave guys guys guys i. I always thought it was the guys two girls. I've seen it both ways. I always i always had girls. Mostly give two guys Yeah because i was trying to do something to avoid blowing you says keep sucking on your next suck on your tongue right. That was a that. Was the test when you make out if you put your tongue out. And then they started doing that. This is good. It was it was. It was a really good but it was a very instinctual way to work out where we're going. Yeah so you make out china's assets off if you start saying all right but if this chick is sucking you talk your eyeball you guys. Fuck your banging like this year's nostrils and shit. Yeah gone word is kind of sets that all off yes and then kissing was the original consent. You're right a fucking shirt back now. Got paperwork and check boxes and shit. It used to be like if there's some good of spitting flowing around you because you make out you make you make out and then you graze a- titi. Yeah and if she went is that gonna girls playing with the guys asshole if you go if he goes whoa. Whoa whoa because that's on all fours. All you go that he's game. I know a guy who when he was hitting had starts kind of going to grabs his legs and he just slowly starts to now to do. Wow.

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

05:56 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"I stole a necklace from my sister. that's what he's doing. He's steal from. My mom doesn't give a jersey. Lucy peppy got one for a birthday. I got the necklace. I climbed the tree. I gotta go back this streak. I carved our names in it. Oh what a circle around with slacks throughout. And i threw the necklace. Atr she was. She was now but she was first one. That was very dramatic was inactive baghdad. I had the thespian be an inmate. I remember she. She told me she goes. You don't want to put my my dunlop windbreaker down memo and windbreakers. There was a point where windbreakers will like technology. Yeah that was technology in the eighties. Right windbreakers right and this thing came out with the little kangaroo and dunlop with some fucking fact some up or whatever the fuck tires and i have my mother you take care of that. This is so she's like you don't to do that. And i'm like why she's a because i'm a spitzer and i don't know what that is fucking thirteen. Fourteen fourteen fifteen and then at the end. Let's just say at the end of it. I had to throw it out because there was just home. One that i remember. I threw it in the mystic river. I was trying to wash it off. And then it slipped out of my hand had just got fucking taken away. I remember that is the single. Most symbolic thing. I've ever seen your innocence. Fucking done. lob windbreaker was any shot. You had a normal childhood. Just going down the river. This should have been the fucking movies. Glad like people bitch about where we are in society where yeah but i'm so glad that my kid because it to that no he's eight that'd be like two years he's banging i don't even know what is he doesn't know he doesn't know any of this shit that we knew at that age. He has no. I don't know. I feel like they're they're doing shit younger and younger. I just think it's a thing. I don't know might be a memphis so wait so but point stands so that you know you were fucking from ten to forty or whatever a good run. You don't need to do that. Think about everything else you do. When you're young you stop. You know you don't play sports anymore. You stop You know drinking party as much as you do like senate. She's also. I've been sober up his services. I was thirty five fifteen..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:28 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Probably i dunno google google again of third time google google i to be there is the seven year old. Don't you dare. i also google know. Jackie john you've adblocker. I don't know why so if adblocker. Where's my laptop. I mean we don't need you. Guys are both idiots this will make sense is actually no. Let him talk lynn. he's trying to figure out what her fucking arguments. Let's see what your heart says. Google my issue is that something happened in download something from the internet. Yeah so here's oh yeah this is why you had. Yahoo was your default the other day. Yeah so i go to google guy to that. I did notice that. I usually not googling type google into the search bar. Go to google idiots. Both of you a mind guy was when i downloaded adblocker changed back and it's still like goes. I don't understand why anyone knows how to help me. Help me be great. But rex ryan man like i think because they were winning. Maybe they were like well. I dunno whatever and making it to the championship. You can focus by seat. And because it was his wife. I think there was a whole lot of that. Like garlic respect with these. This couple does but it's not it's not like was. Yeah yeah go in the bedroom. It was on like pornography really. Yeah crazy also like there are just certain things in the history of barstool and i guess even the Yeah he had. The picture of his wife's feet shit was wild. Yeah remember that. It just the soles of her feet dude. That's one of the craziest fucking thing. South gotta be a troll a job. That's funny to look at that. That is actually looking. That might be like photoshop dinner at this point because that's when he was on the bills so i don't eat it that's a troll job or it was like he was. He knew perfectly over his shoulder like any other. He's standing in this he's lock. Yeah the the. Like the serendipity of barstool new york and rex ryan huge like the feet thing the little the Rob rob did i. Don't rex ever did god. I gotta get him one. I got like thank him. I mean the goddamn snacks line on hard knocks the lap band surgery him being with fucking fat the the very first thing he did. Actually it was a very good like lesson that i learned. Because i'm used to like you know mets and jets feeling. He's fucking teams man. And that was kind of like the blogger. Tone that i had and i remember. Dave kind of hype. The fans up a little bit more. But i was being like my honest self being like the fucking same jets and the very first thing he did was. He sent a like every season ticket holder. Got a voicemail from rex ryan. That was like hey like season ticket holder Like it's ryan guys wanna let you know we're going to go out there and kick some ass this year and i was like such a fuck and corny..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

04:20 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"I don't know is that what's what's your fruit cocktail. Okay antelope cantaloupe. I don't know if i like them coming. Kill kendall honeydew. Yeah honey do's hyenas good. I can't believe you didn't pick after that. Big hubbub is the passion fruit. This man ran around the bar yelling. Passion fruit his top five. Your passion for fraud of your plash. Patrick for past is a fruit though. 'cause i don't think i've ever really seen a passenger. I'd fruits in the fucking name. Believe it doesn't come up my mind. Because i you know what else. Coconut not fruit. No but also not a vegetable a coconut is. it's not. yeah it's not. The passengers was juice so all. I've heard like the juice. But i i. I don't think i've ever seen fruit to fuck. The papaya hollowed out there. Now it's not fucking no applies. A terrible looking is the fucking pay out. You could slightly dick in. There's nothing fuck though a basically that's fucking skin and bones chick that's a skinny girl. I like I like a grapefruit. I grapefruit we're talking about liking the sugar on. Have you ever eaten a grapefruit with a grapefruit device. You cut the like the little slices out no of it. Thank god you get the right amount of sugar on there to cut the how crazy call to eats like cookies with or something that crazy you chaps. Oh i dunno like grapefruit juice cookies. He does orange juice with with cookies. No no no. But there's something with grapefruit juice. He might do that too. Yeah acid with this staff okay. Voicemail time they're brought to you by movement and the mt you know the motherfucking name. The movement is here. The movement has been going strong for what we were around for nine years. They've probably been around for five of them because they they got a whole new like real new light lease on life if you will. When they started doing the sunglasses they had the the watch game on lock and then along comes the sunglasses game and even that they i they started out with just like you're black shades. And now they're doing you know this stuff with the flip up frames and they're doing Like the neon colors translucent lenses and all this stuff so they they went from like the just like the standard watches and standard glasses to the high. High fashion trendy. You'll very nice in them too. Many think i just have body just more fashioned is more things like like. I just can't pull this off. It's like you look exactly like final berg. The grand scheme gonna look alike but in the grand things. Look you put it on. And i'm like yeah that works. I put it on your loser terrible. It's because i have kids. Isn't it crazy that i have kids. We were talking about earlier. How do i have kids. That's fucking nuts man. I mean look look at me right now. How do i have listened to what i just told you about. How do i have kids you know. Thank god this. have some money. Because if i didn't and this. And i was just mediocre at this and then i had kids i would. I would have brought such shame today. I did bring shame but like here's college tuition. So at least i make up for it but god damn how to kids and being media so yeah you must look in the mirror and be like peop- depending on me. I have dependents. Yeah yeah yeah. Jackson said like how does someone trusts you with their life in choice. He didn't he didn't pick me..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:35 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"We're getting into things that i probably don't really I am going to pick something off the grid. I think a little bit. Because you don't think about jersey lm straight up but a lemon a lemon for all of its other yes seafood. Have it with your shots you I actually really enjoy putting a slice of lemon in my water. I go to dunkin donuts. I get extra lemon in my ice tea. A dunkin donuts iced tea. Extra lemon is the greatest refreshing drink on the planet earth. It's fucking amazing. Lemon and i'll tell you what sometimes i just take a bite of a lemon really. I don't like eat it. But i like the like. It's almost like chewing gum or something to me like you wake up in the morning. You don lemon Looking at this list here. I'm going to have to take the i'm going to have to take the apple will take the apple. The apple is what garbage pick boo. No it's a great pick. I specifically think we'll take the green apple. I liked him to be a little more sour. And that those fucking apple's guide you think about an hour. They apple needs to be like perfectly ripe. That's the problem with the apple because you get it before after but whatever you get it when it's fucking problem. I don't know how to find the right people. You're an idiot apples shortcomings on you. The apple has many google apple. It's go back to just need pictures about gotta get a feel for the game Apple we got there apple most iconic lines in cinematic history. What big Dennis the menace when that back on the little boy and he's got their apple also. There's like hotline. Yeah i guess. What is what's that thing next to pomegranate. I can't read it yeah. Let's say ramadan third of that. No no no no no no go back to the list. I just i did i. If i don't say google that don't google it. What is it. i think i'm gonna go with my last pick leave. You're not getting kiwi god. that is too. Yeah but i'm trying to be realistic here like. I don't really have kiwis all that often. I imagine a pineapples pretty regularly. I was going to think of pineapples last one. I think it's a good big. Yeah i think so Also offer you wanna fuck also say right now. Avocado fruit no booking eggplant until like when when people go tomatoes other actually a fruit seeds. You tomatoes of vegetables straight. That's a fast. I don't wanna don't give you any bullshit about seeds. Tomatoes are vegetables avocado vegetable correct. They're good. I both i love both. Don't get me wrong. I will eat an app. i will eat it. Serena like an apple take a bite of a fuck it tomato like that. I mean he was grocers. I slices of them. Ali cherry tomatoes. They pop in your mouth phenomenal. Yeah that that. That's the plum. Yeah the plum. Pop is far inferior to the much but yeah pineapple will be my final. My final pick. I was also making with a melon. They're just a straight up melon like the green ones..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

02:35 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Honestly this fucking pre-game yeah like some Some tj watt hundred percent. Remember the name. I will tell you straight up. I am going to sign up that. I wanna see what those video games are all about. It's probably gonna like steal my identity and somehow auto charge me like eighty nine dollars a month when i want to play that video. I wanna fuck that sick. We are got here from disney man. That's crazy wait now now. Let's the last person i want to see here. You gotta pull them up. I hate to do him dirty like this. Pull a big daddy trend. No big daddy. Tranquil tweeted his and just said god damn it looks like a guy tweeted. I said it looks like a guy who has between six hundred and eight hundred pictures on his hard drive. That's gonna set him away. I that's that's the big daddy smile. He's a nice guy. When i see the disney version smile that says i'm a pedophile hiding my partner and i have pictures of down one to tommy smokes or do i have pictures of that person on my computer and him to yeah that that is all three and robbie are on big. Daddy trend smoking now. Now he doesn't want the casey's in the case he's got. We got a little frankie naked on. Fuck it's fucked up. They restore everyone's hairline. Did they gave everybody nice. Nice hair back like yeah. I don't need to see this man. Only involved in your disney dreams were you. Today's top five is brought to you by omaha steaks. It's father's day this weekend. Get your dad's mistakes. It's a gift that he's gonna for two reasons number one. Everybody likes quality steaks and burgers and some meat that gets delivered to their door and number two. It'll give them something to do when he can go out and hit the grill when he doesn't wanna be bothered by kids and his wife. Just wanna be inside. You can go outside on the grill. Throw those steaks on all of it up. There's a reason why there's over twenty different pieces of meat and is because they want your dad to get out on that grill as much as possible to get away from fucking people that cause them a god damn headache all the time the omaha steaks get out and grill tonight. I got steaks. Ships are such a nice thick piece of meat. You know like that of the get out and grill assortment. Right.

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

04:34 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"This is a picture from real with dark hair. That looks like she could just be the disney princess. Just whoever whatever the next character for disney is it looks like actually like it should. It should talk like retail. I wanted disney princess. Who just i just want to be. Reinterviewed disney long island long island. Pitch blonston fred friend. Doesn't i don't know like france. i think france. Yeah that that is. That's like honestly and is what like kardashians look like when they post on instagram. Which is crazy. all. Frank franken framing. Frank is the guy from. He looks at the guy from toy story. Kinda got the guy who redoes. Yeah the guy makes the the Yeah a lot of these are the polar express humanist. But that's the was there's an episode of thirty rock where tracy jordan is google again folks as if Tracy jordan is creating a porn video game and one. i play. well the the problem of the show is one of the poems of they're finding figuring out on the show is that like it's hard to be like cartoons. Aren't that sexy. And then again when it gets weird. And he's he's like that's the polar express conundrum gotta here. I'm scared are you getting the the pornhub pre roll with the video game. Oh so. I've been getting this role i'll now and it's a i always get like sex mate dot com whether it's some chick land in front of laptop with posey. Yeah that that. I get i get out a lot. I get the one for the I i don't get. I think that's the only one i get. I know were yes. So this girl. This girl's fucking hot shit and the noises. John and the noise is like him like clapping her cheeks and like his dick going in and out and they're very vivid noises. It's like some marshon and she's like leaning her head all the way back and he might be like paul whatever and she. She's like moaning and groaning in trying to like speak and she got back the office. I got pop up. And then there's another one where he's like. She's making fun of her boyfriend's dick. She's like fucking another guy and she's like yeah he's so small but she's clapped and it's this video game. I know i see like all the time. I'm surprised that popped up on years at all. I didn't even know if one had like other kinds of fields way. You're telling me you haven't seen the Can you can you put a have. You seen the one for the pills to make your loads bigger. I see like the no i. It's a funniest shit in the world. So it says like There's like some used do and they're like your regular load and there's a. There's a squirt bottle of lotion and it just does like one squirt and then they're like your your your load on like load x and they just drizzle what looks like come all over a laptop screen and the keys. It's like way off. Because i have i've seen auto fill in jackie's i guess there's no way to like you just got to click on one. Yes yes no. This one didn't do it. I'm going to click around for a second here and see if we can get it. I guess once you get one you don't really get the others right like once you get one. The that that that that video game girl is something. Yeah now it's not gonna happen anymore. How did you put him to get that. Yes so most people. Can we get the video though. Perfect this yes. Fuck yes i have..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

05:45 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Tony deuce i guess he is. I think this is just an app. So i thought this guy was like you know animating these guy who compiled all these fucking app so you can. You can do this yourself if you want to. It's called the woah. Is the app. So he made He took everybody on barstool and turn them into disney characters. So we'll run through each person here. we'll start obviously with us I think i look like i'm going to be The astle like like the bully or something like that which is just a self deprecating way of saying. Don't think handsome looking like the bully is a good thing getting the bullies. Not but i'll certainly look like bullying. Yeah is nothing. I mean these. These are all very generous. He's a designed to make you look better than than you are. They don't put fucking ugly people on tv right there. Fucking looking like that You look like a child. You look very young. I look young they. Did you know the neck beard eye. Look like oh. It's actually a good time to bring something I'm gonna start trying microdosing wrestling sure. Okay mushrooms mushrooms and the rest of the. We're going to try for the week a week. I didn't do microdosing. Because i was like i don't know i'm sure i don't feel anything like i don't know maybe if i think too much and i don't wanna be. Shes yo failing to see the problem. Well i think i would. I would have no problem doing mushrooms and then doing the show didn't wanna accidentally be too high hyphen show today do tomorrow but an accident. Yeah yeah I feel like that's probably what i'm to in in my world i colors i don't in real life like don't you think you got some both blue though What what what what. What about microdosing repair. That's coming off. The drugs are coming. Yeah all right. So that's so dave dave. Dave didn't get the disney effect. Yeah is normal shape. They're like the hair on the looks. That just looks like dave with like a instagram filter. They didn't turn them into a cartoon at all. Actually very muchly..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:39 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Let's talk a little boxing very violent weekend. Yeah we had We had real enemy. Ats we had fake fighting with tiktok suns fan demolishing that nolansville god. I don't think people realize what happens. There masculine thing i've ever seen in my what's the most satisfying about that is one that dude like. He threw the first punch so he was being the asshole. So you get to like cheer for yeah bloodied up. It's good to the reason why that happened. Is because he was wear one of those of noxious thick rope guido chains. Because that's what that guy by. That's get away because he's got your jersey. You can rip that you wiggle out of it. That dude had a metal rope around his neck and he had that end but he. I bet like you could get out of that. If you want to. Probably doesn't want them right. Yeah sitting there holding and he would take breaks boom boom. I'm fucking your boy up in four poem. Because he just had him he was. You're not going anywhere. That was the worst beat down. I think i've seen in a long time. And that guy comes up bloody polls up and literally scurries out of there like oh and then at the end something four. They're the worst thing that happened. He was yet to call them. You're about to get swept by the sons man. Fuck you all. He was in denver. Were among that's right. I forgot about how much of an asshole that guy happened. I don't know exactly what happened. I think i don't even know. I'm not gonna speculate sons in four. It's so fucking good all time clip in line. The jamal murray. I would be so mad if someone got their ass whooped wearing my jersey. Come on man. You got to do that. If you're gonna wrapped up to the squad you gotta fuck in. Bring the heat their The sons by the way the sons are about to break. I think maybe break. My like longest standing sports opinion was that there are just certain franchises. All sports that cannot win a title is gonna win it. I think they could. I really do. i think. chris. Paul's plata's fucking mind. I feel like if they make. It can probably depends on brooklyn's injuries but if they do this this is going to be like their best shot. Speaking of injuries like when did happen. We're like with the world. We treat sports injuries. Like we can't forget like how fun anymore like like so. Two things happened one. I just saw the kyri stuff trails up. He's probably gonna play in game five sale. He looked like he broke his neck. Or something straight. His ankle playing game five. He's believe he was. Yeah and everyone's like our boy he fucking rolled is angry. Lebron tweeting about catholic fog. I especially you guys. Don't like each other in the world fucking knows it can stop if it was if it was kevin love or something like that like kevin love The kid from louisville kevin. Ware kevin ware kevin aware that some fucking different they get catastrophic injury. Get you even bill. The paul george gordon hayward was a little bit much but it was broke rolled angle. Or if it's you know you're like a veteran and you're you know dirk got injured in like twenty eighteen or something like that whereas like that's it for him back some reason to be emotional about it. This is like the same thing happened. I bet finland in these is from finland against the landmark denmark. And that house died later afternoon i was like fuck one..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:24 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"But my sounds to me. And i just don't know where she leads. How are you preparing yourself to point nothing. Areo coffee in the is off the table. How old is she in this. That is september twenty twenty. Why here's my theory. So so that is the new bachelorette creaky thurston. She only a couple of episodes end. So she's like the brand new bachelorette that is from september of twenty twenty now. Abc hires you to be the bachelorette. I am willing to absolutely hundred percent guarantee. They have looked over every single. Social media post you've ever posted. I really legit. They might look at every single. One certainly have gone as far back as two september of twenty twenty shoes early onset. Probably right twenty like probably right. You're filming or at least like they've chosen you buy then or whatever. Do you think that they lake saw that. And we're like we're gonna leave that out. We want that like that's going to get some traction at some point and we want like headlines of the bachelorette talking ain't all. We want to get edgy..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

04:51 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Mid stomach you fucking unwanted hysterectomy real exactly on the ones in tuesday dallas. Jackie google google. I because yahoo for reasons who who uses yahoo who says yahoo. And how is it taking you so long google x. Men i just did it did it. On your your your. Who says it like yahoo right. Give me a better pictures. Okay the beasts on the pc's oppose using the beast. Look he's a little. He's a beast. He's about to eat that clip. That we go said you. I guess who's a real man he's like. Oh there's like forty five million nerve endings right here in this spot. And i'm about to stimulate all of them using my like all the blah blah blah i actually i honestly don't even know who is i just know he's got he's professor He's a doctor who then kinda like a smart hulk. He turned sparkles. Hoc smart yeah. He's he's permanently stays the beast but he's was always a doctor so controlled hulk no he doesn't he doesn't go back and forth but i think professor x i mean. He's he's handicapped. So unless you're riding that face fucking first of all. He'll he loves to get strapped down that face. Ridden for sure your mind right. Oh if just fucking like he just put his mouth on it and it does was brain though still like shit. I don't want that. I wanna fuck it. It's cheating piatti. Who wants control over their mind to a rogue Jean grey rogue can take other people's powers and like she liked absorbs their life in like the baddest bitch right. Yeah she's telling connecticut like can move that but that was he brains. Telekinesis on the pussy doesn't work because you've gotta be kidding old-fashioned come up looking like you just got off a fucking set double. They're just like fucking in the pipeline. Why are you so where whereas you say everything what about mystique though like mystique could just be whoever you want her to be like that girl can just be like mystique. Go down there as me. Yeah i want you to look like final like yelling homeland. Would you get your dick soccer by yourself. I don't think so. I would not be good at it. I would definitely puke. jeff. I feel like i would want to see hit now and turns me on just because like i like to see weird shit i wanna know. I could not tell you what my reaction would be to myself sucking. I wanna see how me over that. And if you're if you're if you're clone thing like gives good head and you see yourself give good head are you give good head i. Yeah but then. You're like what if i told you right now. What if i could tap in and be like you can suck great but i would i. Would you get you to suck addict. I could talk if i told you i. I wouldn't believe you..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:01 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Why i think like put it up over their head right there like this jimmy cold here. Fucking blind meetings on their hands ridiculous but that man batman wearing those underpants because he's got to cover up his dick who next if we ever. We ever talked to about me. Please don't talk to someone who played batman and we know they've all been major right next even interviewed george clooney or christian. Bale next time val kilmer something right. He was a batman. Right kilmer was i. I we we're gonna talk to you about it. You dick not be comfortable in in those in those the actor. Not like a real batman. But there's a real bad like like when you for the day the actors not remember those real superheroes. Oh yeah dark. Guardian which those blogs my fight with the real life superhero facebook page. You from dark ardian like those guys. you know. it's one thing to watch your favorite comic books and shit and see the ridiculous leotards and spandex and then another thing when you're gonna like i'm going to become a superhero. You gotta make sure you're comfortable. Those costumes cannot be comfortable on the dick. Those big. they're like. Yeah forty pounds a rubber you dicks just like sweating inside a fuck and forty pound a rubber greenhouse. That's gotta be the rubber. The rubber makes it tough real tough and you and you can't like there's no freedom there you talk. If you're fucking christian. Bale gets a boner onset of fucking batman. Matt ain't going anywhere rubber wall. That's that's going to be. I imagine they got something underneath. It like probably depends on the inside. Yeah but like if you need to like. If you're if you're batman if you're one of those actors and you your dick itches. Too bad you're doing doing like a stretch in lena. Never you can't. You can't scratch a wall a rubber. You've got an itch. Es balls or the wrong spot you are done. Mansard walking wiggling around unseats takes live. Take five christians. Balls are stuck to his leg again. I've done that fucking on this. Show a million around. Yeah just get itchy be holy man so good ruining every ruined everything impossible not to ruin. Somebody's well i see god destroy it. I'm like fucking tyler durden. Thanos out here ruining all side. He's going well. Parents bruins every who security thinking..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:50 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Everything feels bad. How bad would you feel if you gave some cancer from sucking your dick cancer. I would be bad about that. I definitely would come on. Yeah you cock. If you're come with cancer poison how about that. I think how. I wouldn't be surprised if i get fucking cancer. He's got caught up in his throat. Yep sounds like something that should be happening to. All it was also the thing is. I don't know if it's actually no matter. What when i get mouth cancer. Just gonna blame it on post. You're going to get you have a one hundred percent chance because you got a fifty percent chance from the tobacco at a fifty percent chance of pussy. And i know that's not how it works. I feel like it's not about the frequency. It's about the The ferocity down there. I'll see in twenty five minutes now. You can watch a half hour episode of a tv. I'll be down there a long time. You'll you'll really get done in the pussy yet. I'm only i'm a second court fucking waiting pool. Okay sheila. They don't realize is backed up and it's like no no. Because i can do this so much better than i can do that. So that's gonna be quick so let me do this. I i think. I need to know like okay. I've done enough to make up for what's happening. I've i've ensured myself that you'll be that the talk of this will be the first half not the senate game in the first half is great. I'll probably get more precision. We'll talk in definitely dixon. Last two point five over under your pussy is like union. Like you're up you're down. You left your right arm back fucking. Yeah papa leg. Absolutely nothing about bush's well thought. I wanna see that manny pussy. Oh i want to see a strong jaw. He can put work. Yeah you gotta have been working a lot of those guys. You know this this just not how it literally eating shopping on it. I feel like batman in uniform in costume. Fucking guy fawkes costume with the thing that might you know that may restrict your jaw. Yeah you're right. That's always talks. He doesn't lockjaw eight snaps for three hours. You think you'd ever happened that. Because he's too busy book and drowning. In puss commissioner gordon. I'm busy that i know. He's got all sorts of gadgets. Shit too you know. He's whipping things out of that belt. Oh yeah got things in every whipping around the room. Pushing buttons build a sex swing. Yeah definitely got something back in that. Sure just rides cattleman on his own. Didn't even know that on. I knew that there was like sexual tension between batman and women. But i didn't know they were straight up fucking. Oh yes she's still bagai. The moment fucking..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

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04:40 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"One thousand four ways insanity. Yeah that's where it all began Just split it probably told you guys reinvesting that into the pocket short parents they didn't they like print like The pair. I still have the still like hockey pants from americans right right of miracle schwartz. Yeah so now yeah black rifle today brings you. John told me before we started the show. He told me about this show on. Hbo max that. I didn't even know existed. It's a batman cartoon since a harley. It's hard harley right right right. So i had no idea that existed. I would existed for the the incident that is. We're gonna describe happened in season three so they must be passed that by now Season i saw the ones. I saw screenshot other. I would recognize the car. And maybe it's just because it's like you know all cartoons are obviously different like yeah. I recognize like the enemy. Well yeah batman. Is the one show that i think the cartoons adult cartoons for batman. You know there's the one that's what's the one call nick like the one episode. It's called the robberies talks about about fox is the killing jobs. Killing one was mark. Hamill does all the voices right. That's like regarded as as good as the movie. That's all they swear and stuff right. Yes killing his sandwich harley swears killings. Killing episode is like. I think regarding the darkest episode of comic like the dick rape or something really harsh. Yeah the comic itself. It's like sure it's the joker. Rapes commissioner gordon's daughter. Right us yeah. So it's regarded as just as good as all these. You know the the movies i think. That movie didn't get as much as good of a reception. But they've done three with like that entire. Cast that writer. Big have been like critically renowned right the multinational. But so i i'm not. I'm not surprised to hear that. There's this show. I just couldn't i just didn't know about it but now i know about it. Because there's some controversy and this is the best way to get out there and get some headlines Of we desire. There's some controversy regarding batman and cat woman cat woman. Such a little minx. She's so fucking hot. she always whether it's the cell. Michelle pfeiffer halle berry. Whoever it is now who's now. Who's the new one going to be in this movie. Who is up. No zoe kravitz. She's always fucking rocket ship But this one is a harley. Quinn is also unique among the car crop of comic content. That's the main character..

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"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

05:03 min | 5 months ago

"bobby kelly" Discussed on KFC Radio

"And he was supposed to be abu and he was like singing show tunes and shit and like i remember my mom and me trying to like throw together like on aladdin who was like put on this vest. And like where. Some sweatpants gig is gonna be so mean to meet my costumes now cool. But i'm not the age. I wonder my mom a dabur like kevin hanging out the poof down. The street had no idea at the time. So we want pottery class. I was like can we played basketball football. Dude i will say the party slapped this fire and i. I made some legit pottery stuff. I made a fucking dinosaur in in pottery class that was like a legit was a fucking dinosaur man it was like a brana soars and it looked like a fuck and swords. I've been brought ashore. He's still have it. I did for a while. i mean. I don't have it anymore. But he made it. We moved many times and like it was worthwhile enough to move with. My parents. Weren't like throw this piece of shit. I had that i had a sarcophagus that was like gold pro personal awesome. Who is giving you. Put your ideas or you know. I think it was like a you know the class today is making this. Okay what do want to make child. There's a fucking burial ground. swear to god though. There's a chance that. I might pick one i to this day but certainly when i was a kid i really really really fucked with ancient egypt. I love that shit pyramids sphinx pharaohs sarcophaguses sarcophagi or coffee guy. So i don't know why. So i might. It might have been like megan fuckin- coffin but yeah. I made some legit shit and then all i remember is you would take these. I guess we wouldn't play the teacher. Would they had Almost like those wires that assassins used they would just slice through bricks of clay shaw. I've seen this. I know exactly what you're talking about next time. Maybe i've just seen a movie. Just watch goes and that Next time somebody accuses us of being like misogynistic in frat boys. I'm gonna show them. This segment on pottery are potter's so for our nine year anniversary we will make some some pottery and I i sometimes. I feel like it's more years and sometimes i feel like it's less years because i get i get mixed up with our podcast anniversary and just like my time at barcelona bursary. I always forget that there was a two. I started online and started the podcast and twelve. So sometimes i'm like. Oh the podcast. Well over ten years so then when i find out it's nine like shits actually. We're bobby kelly on the show later. He's doing podcast for thirteen. Imagine if we started our shit four years earlier than we fucking bananas he had to be one of the first podcast like ever ever then like some bill simmons shit for fourteen. I was a sophomore in college. Baby nuts dude..

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