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"blowjob" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

Kinky Katie's World

07:18 min | 3 months ago

"blowjob" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

"I say. I didn't say it though i didn't say it. Oh flick it didn't do anything you're on good behavior us. Okay and then. Chris overhears going yeah she could be in naughty dirty nasty to. That's coming out. And then she's like naked this one i like. What are you doing like you know. Conventions are fine. I have a good time. Will you need you need a handler. Like what's his not the porn star. You're just talking about jeremy. Jeremy you need a ride jeremy handler. Katie no no you have to ask. I katie no. No did you ask. Then it's okay if that's okay okay. That's okay then go ahead the fun out of it. It is a different thing Being like being male just in the fact that for the most part you know forever due to been able to hold checks down into horrible things to them. And it is a different thing a jew doing something to a girl and another girl doing something to a girl you know i mean it's that's like when What was it terry crews had said something about somebody like grabbed his dacre. Something at one point and nobody really. 'cause you're like he was half your size terry crews you could have squashed him. Nobody really felt bad for him. And i don't blame him. They shouldn't it up saying that. That's really the right way to think about it. But you know you should probably ask people but i i. It is different. If you're a dude one hundred percent and it should be. I do degree. Be somebody down. You could make good. You're not that tough and you're really not that strong now i will. I mean i'm sure there there aren't there is somebody one hundred percent there is i not you but i am aggressive. You are aggressive. But you're just. You're not physically strong strong. You're not stronger than some. I guess i don't know. I will throw it at you. Hard gordon tila break you down. Well i mean it's hard for me to like really judge i. I work with my body every day. So like you get squarely i. It's not that hard for me and it's funny. You laugh both of my wrist. with one. fucking gator grip. Why cook right to second. No i have an injured finger finger. Yeah it's been hurt for few weeks. I'd still didn't still takes me a long time to get over weird shit anymore. Things out. he'll the same. I'm sorry just what happens. It's okay. I can still bend it that that one works. Where you what are we going to check your prostate out. Obviously you're you're having shy urination. Problems right couldn't let it out. Iv cancer frequent urination low quantity of urine see. That's right say. That's a sign of of possibly enlarge prostate. We got to check that out immediately. Please dick to blue. I've looked not there. I mean inverted. Whoever cut it off did a job. Because it's very snatch down there clean. I mean it looks. It looks just like a pussy. It's it's really strange like that. Just like one just like one but different a little bigger. It's it's it's completely In in balance with the rest of your body fat pussy you could say. I'm into it like i said it's proportionate to the size of your body. You're tall your big. Nordic what are you gonna do right. Yeah like if you're like you were dude. Have a big tech red. You'd have big nuts. It'd be massive Sling my solit- chalet. Ellie big big. Old nut sack. I'd have three balls though you would. You would just have to. You wouldn't have three because you would have lost a third line. At some point you would have done. Accidents would be free. it would just be. You would just be me stabbed it with your sword that you got when you're six years old something that's what they gave you. A spiky tools and shit back in the thirteen hundred maced myself based at. Oh okay not now. Shot pepper spray. No no no. Not the spiky ball with a chain. Yes like my tattoo. That's right okay. I have one of those you do. Not an actual mesa pretend mace. I can't be trusted around tools. Weaponry will you. You might be okay. But it's a might might not even safe in my own kitchen. No you i i. Sometimes i hear like she'll open the freezer and we have these these the constant thing with the with the frozen a pack ice and they they slide so even if you've been a door you put them in the easily chew so you hear it smack. The florida got hit your foot like because if that thing lands between your barefoot and the hard floor. That's a problem. You can really break up my like my whole that. I started wearing polish again. Because my whole toenail term. Black because fucking kate right down fifth time not from dropping ice on it from different things. You're the only person i've ever seen roast lose your toenails after going to a fucking music festival music festival i mean you dance your toenails of which. How does that happen. I don't know how it happens because it wasn't like you didn't. We didn't i mean yeah. We were out dancing around all day and it was raining so our feet were wet but other than that that was it jungle rot. I guess i don't know if you definitely lost both big toenails. Oh and it was kind of funny. Too creepy ratu. 'cause i'm like look at this and then i just kind of lifted it up and you're like oh i remember. I think i put it on the on the table right in front of you. You're like what the fuck fuck and stopped at you kids. If that was me like my my nails are attached to be in such a way. Lear nails avenue. You know the difference and and like when mine come off it is not a pleasant thing so in my mind. I like if that was me i would be. I would be on the floor. That would that would totally. I have to sit down for a while. i even feel it though that sort of thing. I just can't imagine. I know like i don't feel it at all. I can't even tell that happen. It just did and it's weird because we run into people that said yeah. That can happen. Ex-wives easy way x. Thinking you're just like. Oh god how jesus christ well that's like dear franken pinky go well. Yeah.

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"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

Pod Dirty to Me

12:18 min | 3 months ago

"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

"You think fills differently now. Because she knows this person is not. I guess we'll find out because we're supposed to have lunch on friday but Yes she's late at some point like we would get lunch or go to get beers with much of my old co co workers. Often i was like yeah. You know we stayed and we had beers or whatever and she and she's jokingly asked. Oh have anything to be worried about. Or whatever and i was just like no that ship sailed. What do you mean it's like you would have. You slept with her. At some point i would have. She's attractive woman like we talk about all the time. She's like what remember her. She wrote back when i throw up your bathroom. That's right that's right. She's your why she'd be jealous by. That's run by back. Hey yeah there's been a couple times before. I was married. Where when we both get the alcohol innis. The flirty side comes out or whatever. And you know we haven't seen each other naked Even kissed but you know we've touch certain areas that we should we would be touching if we were sober So whatever that means yeah. I think my wife would be very think if i kept coming home and being like. Oh my god. This chick brought me. Chick-fil-a layer district probably some cookies. You know. I think after two may two pro. I would go to times. She'd probably start getting a little. Like what the fuck is going on. Whereas i'd be like hell. Yeah save me money. So yeah i already can tell. Your wife would not be happy. She knew if this if this happened to you and your wife found out about it your wife might be heavy. She would stab. You saw good with or so. He told us. Yeah like you say in the last week guy said the boundaries you got. Yeah that's true you got to set boundaries you guys had the boundaries like you only bring me the chick-fil-a when these people aren't here tell my wife. This can't be getting out. See anybody with a camera so phone. Just keep walking photograph getting chick-fil-a on a random note. You watch with your wife. Yes oh must be nice. Sometimes she'll watch it without any. Yeah i think my wife's never seen born or sometimes a walk in and she'll be watching this stuff. I don't wanna watch. I'll i'll do one eighty like what like you're you're kinky shit. What does she positively watching that. You're like This stuff did prefer to see like the tube double double double men's. Yeah oh. I was like she watches. Gameboard dudes yeah really interesting. I've watched that she likes. She's also seeing like the chicks dominant. He'll like that. Nope not happen depending yes not. You're not you like to be the dominant one. The study i would rather be neutral man op. Switzerland did this but no thanks. I mean not that. It's wrong for anybody out there. This is not my thing not your thing. nope like. I'll do the toys and the chain poland in bondage and other grab with her but to her not vice versa. Put on a little tight offered on my bursts with his belly. But you know but you don't wanna be tied up or handcuffs Yeah you don't want to add. If i was tied up behind that was you know and she was doing stuff to me. It's different store. You know but like the other stuff. There's a boundary. what what is your boundary. Nothing in the in the bag in buddy. No no i think it just traumatized from being a kid man. That's what do you mean. So i of hispanic origin. Okay yes so when you are little encyc- and have no money and your your mom goes to mexico and guess these seeing this little suppositories to help you get better They go up the but yep and clearly hated it as a child every time my mom used to get mad at me because i would clinch and they will get forced into certain spot. Yeah and i think just fucked me up dude. Honestly i'm serious. I think he's fucked me up. I don't know man. I think a lot of people. I think. There's a double standard with guys where they like to be able to do what they want to know. Yeah you want to be no no no. I totally understand that. But like i wouldn't do some this person that i wouldn't want done myself so you you don't try to get the back doors. Yeah you you may. It may be offered up to you. But you're not going to be like. I want to do this to you. Yeah yeah yeah. I'm not gonna like four somewhere but if they're into now down with it but you know Going down with you know tanks. I've only one person. He's my best friend but that was like had no interest in doing that to a woman. I mean it's usually it's just gross. I don't know anybody would like a buddy. And i used to work with when i was younger. Hia his girlfriend was ver- very attractive. She was a nurse very attractive woman and he will never eat her out and he told me but she he maker. You're like a blowjob like wouldn't have because he thought it was gross. Yeah no but he goes no he wouldn't do it to a woman. Yeah was like what is wrong with you. But like i said it's i guess a similar situations like what is wrong with you you're being played with but conversely i performed the The the cutting linguist quite often. Yeah we're still owe for months. Even even shah's way was making fun of me or so. He's limited blow debit over years. I'd give it debut sean. Actually she listened to one of our episodes on the way overhearing the hooker episode. Yeah it's pretty funny shannon's hooker so to two people on this show have been to the brothels or the hookers and i'm not saying they had sex with him but one of a one of our people have had this with hookers and the other one descent lobby playing archie. But did we get off the topic a little bit there. I think we did. Yeah the chick-fil-a and then the watching the porn. Yeah is it wrong either way. Your wife is in whatever your spouse is into man. That's another one that at least that's how i feel and if she's not into year into and it a funny story though going back to the original being yes but my wife and i. I started medi when we met and kind of like you know. What's the first thing she did. She brought food. There's he and every other time. I was working I get food and now you're getting food from another woman or somebody's and deciding yes that's not in the room in l. Webos probably not going to be with us much longer. Not on the podcast on earth. Yeah that's the way to a man's heart so like flowers. Men linked to food in the blue men like food and blowjob syrup suit. Oh man right anyway. So watch porn. Wapo doesn't like to be dominated. We still don't know if getting food from another woman is cheating but it is money saving so you got a half full along. Does your heart into it question. If you were single would you would you. And she were single. I don't know if she's single that would you beggar. I'll talk to the person. Let you know we. Just let me just text emory now. I think i got his phone just pretending like i'm sending texts see. Somebody's phone over there. Who else is in the room tamra. She's been very quiet today and see a. I got a text from somebody middle finger. That's weird. I don't know that person if junk mail all right well clearly. We're not going to get all our questions answered today so you can make that which you will there. You go all right well. Now that we've answered all the hard hitting questions about chick-fil-a and cookies important with your wife and stuff very much. Which which you love. I do love porn. Oh yeah my wife is okay. She's okay now. I'd rather i like born veterans. Oh speaking of that. I'm gonna go home and watch spoke. I'm gonna watch debt-relief to from iowa of my wife's Aerobics benadryl grizzly roofing. What's important and then go watch porn. I just want to watch born free all right. Well you have anything else shit. Nobody has any doubts once again. I just started asking for the skin. Leave us a review. If you leave us a review follow us on the instagram facebook twitter. If you have a topic you'd like us to discuss. Shoot us an email and padres de deal dot com. I would like to personally before we leave. Just thank all the people that have been listening to our show like we've got pretty up there listeners. I was reading. Statistic do like hundred episodes like six five six now very very grateful to our listeners. That's crazy now. I never thought i broke out. Either missus it thanks. All the beautiful people marks box six nine six nine. Leave it there..

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"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

Pod Dirty to Me

07:10 min | 3 months ago

"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

"Do you think fills differently now. Because she knows this person is not. I guess we'll find out because we're supposed to have lunch on friday but Yes she's late at some point like we would get lunch or go to get beers with much of my old co co workers. Often i was like yeah. You know we stayed and we had beers or whatever and she and she's jokingly asked. Oh have anything to be worried about. Or whatever and i was just like no that ship sailed. What do you mean it's like you would have. You slept with her. At some point i would have. She's attractive woman like we talk about all the time. She's like what remember her. She wrote back when i throw up your bathroom. That's right that's right. She's your why she'd be jealous by. That's run by back. Hey yeah there's been a couple times before. I was married. Where when we both get the alcohol innis. The flirty side comes out or whatever. And you know we haven't seen each other naked Even kissed but you know we've touch certain areas that we should we would be touching if we were sober So whatever that means yeah. I think my wife would be very think if i kept coming home and being like. Oh my god. This chick brought me. Chick-fil-a layer district probably some cookies. You know. I think after two may two pro. I would go to times. She'd probably start getting a little. Like what the fuck is going on. Whereas i'd be like hell. Yeah save me money. So yeah i already can tell. Your wife would not be happy. She knew if this if this happened to you and your wife found out about it your wife might be heavy. She would stab. You saw good with or so. He told us. Yeah like you say in the last week guy said the boundaries you got. Yeah that's true you got to set boundaries you guys had the boundaries like you only bring me the chick-fil-a when these people aren't here tell my wife. This can't be getting out. See anybody with a camera so phone. Just keep walking photograph getting chick-fil-a on a random note. You watch with your wife. Yes oh must be nice. Sometimes she'll watch it without any. Yeah i think my wife's never seen born or sometimes a walk in and she'll be watching this stuff. I don't wanna watch. I'll i'll do one eighty like what like you're you're kinky shit. What does she positively watching that. You're like This stuff did prefer to see like the tube double double double men's. Yeah oh. I was like she watches. Gameboard dudes yeah really interesting. I've watched that she likes. She's also seeing like the chicks dominant. He'll like that. Nope not happen depending yes not. You're not you like to be the dominant one. The study i would rather be neutral man op. Switzerland did this but no thanks. I mean not that. It's wrong for anybody out there. This is not my thing not your thing. nope like. I'll do the toys and the chain poland in bondage and other grab with her but to her not vice versa. Put on a little tight offered on my bursts with his belly. But you know but you don't wanna be tied up or handcuffs Yeah you don't want to add. If i was tied up behind that was you know and she was doing stuff to me. It's different store. You know but like the other stuff. There's a boundary. what what is your boundary. Nothing in the in the bag in buddy. No no i think it just traumatized from being a kid man. That's what do you mean. So i of hispanic origin. Okay yes so when you are little encyc- and have no money and your your mom goes to mexico and guess these seeing this little suppositories to help you get better They go up the but yep and clearly hated it as a child every time my mom used to get mad at me because i would clinch and they will get forced into certain spot. Yeah and i think just fucked me up dude. Honestly i'm serious. I think he's fucked me up. I don't know man. I think a lot of people. I think. There's a double standard with guys where they like to be able to do what they want to know. Yeah you want to be no no no. I totally understand that. But like i wouldn't do some this person that i wouldn't want done myself so you you don't try to get the back doors. Yeah you you may. It may be offered up to you. But you're not going to be like. I want to do this to you. Yeah yeah yeah. I'm not gonna like four somewhere but if they're into now down with it but you know Going down with you know tanks. I've only one person. He's my best friend but that was like had no interest in doing that to a woman. I mean it's usually it's just gross. I don't know anybody would like a buddy. And i used to work with when i was younger. Hia his girlfriend was ver- very attractive. She was a nurse very attractive woman and he will never eat her out and he told me but she he maker. You're like a blowjob like wouldn't have because he thought it was gross. Yeah no but he goes no he wouldn't do it to a woman. Yeah was like what is wrong with you. But like i said it's i guess a similar situations like what is wrong with you you're being played with but conversely i performed the The the cutting linguist quite often. Yeah we're still owe for months. Even even shah's way was making fun of me or so. He's limited blow debit over years. I'd give it debut sean. Actually she listened to one of our episodes on the way overhearing the hooker episode. Yeah it's pretty funny shannon's hooker so to two people on this show have been to the brothels or the hookers and i'm not saying they had sex with him but one of a one of our people have had this with hookers and the other one descent lobby playing archie..

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"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

Pod Dirty to Me

04:33 min | 4 months ago

"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

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"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

Pod Dirty to Me

05:47 min | 4 months ago

"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

"Two to three times. I haven't had sex in two months two months as you know year in two months. Our isn't lying dude. Like i played that lawsuit for when we have sex. I it comes with the blow job. Yeah i agree. I agree with you ever complain about something. I'm gonna be like pocket. Jason jay robinson the room the negative. Jason takes all the time that should make you work for more. That's what i hear from people. But i don't know doesn't sound worth it. You know why you're the perfect woman. Sarah's you don't seem like you need to be wooed no no no. She needs to be cuddled and told all day at work and text me like text. Me sweet thing. Yeah i do. We just want i do. I deal with bitchy fuck and patients all day. They're like getting a mammogram and who thinks getting a mammogram. Isn't gonna fucking hurt. And they're like. I'm touching their boob with my hand no compression. And they're like oh my god. I'm like oscar every day. How nice the boobs aren't weren't that great x-ray these fake titties today. I'm like ooh nice to know that weird. Is there a pouch in the in the in the x ray from the all with an implant It's like an implant is not radio loose sentence radio paik. Oh my god. I'm drunk so. I hope i'm saying this right because another x. Ray tech something like this book and bitch doesn't wash it radio. Oh really children's sake means it. It shows up as a white ball on x ray so like anytime. There's something there's something squishy or like fatty which shows a shades of gray but something dense like a bone shows up as white on an x ray so an implant dent so it shows up as white so it just shows the business like white ball. And then you do you. Don't care about this but instead of eight four pictures you eight and you push their implant back new pool. Their booby forward. Whatever little tiny sliver booby they have in front of that implant and you have to squish it and they like wine. I'm like well if you didn't have implied on how to do it like the. Oh you can feel a fucking implant. Oh that oh. I thought you meant me. That's what i can feel an implant and like in it's a good thing. I wear mass now because they can't see my face. But like when you like pickup an implant and you feel that like sailing bag in the booby. It's just like let's like you can feel like the grooves of the bag and it's like oh i don't like him but i also do rays and get to see you guys dicks like hanging out of their pants. So that's fun too but most of the times they're old i have. I think the fighter flight thing. But like whenever i have to get like a physical or whatever. It's always like a cold row. So by dick goes to like the peanut exponential turtle and turtle and jake has the same little people. I'm just so thankful that it's a male doctor. If it was a female doctor. I'd be fucking so embarrassed. Usually schroeder little bit before the female.

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"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

Pod Dirty to Me

04:45 min | 4 months ago

"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

"We went out to the car. And he gave me this like super shitty little peck on the lips and it was like we both gotten our cars and drove our separate ways and that was after you asked me to be your girlfriend and i remember driving and be like well. That was like worse than my first kiss in my life. You remember that babe now been talking about the six. Other dudes slightly fucking. Do you need to do more. Have you guys ever compared how many people you always look before we got together. So yeah before. That's why i said. I played Last episode of dirty to me about getting horst. He'd be mad about something that happened. Wave or like in two thousand nine. I was she just graduated high school guide. You fuckers young. I just got back from iraq. Choose just graduated high school four years apart but at that age it seems like a lot. Yeah it's like. I'm eighteen sleeping with a fourteen year old. You know it's fucking. I would've been eighteen in. He would have been four years older than twenty shot. Also this has been an ongoing thing with our our show. We kept telling sean needed to let somebody touches but yeah there was a couple of near misses where he was like. Yeah she was going to do it. And then i came as she didn't she didn't have time to do it and he's like yeah come like super-quick into the unknown won't let go there. There was this one day where he didn't he was just lake. I wanted to say this when the girls weren't here like keillor or camera yes just got in there How was it easily weird. Maybe she let me do it more often. I get better. I mean you've gotten better so you needed practice. It's tit for tat. That's what i if you're going to expect seventy to stick..

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"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

Pod Dirty to Me

04:22 min | 4 months ago

"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

"You're overlapping dating month. Or whatever and so me me and and then I wish she would come on. I wish he had the balls to come be on the show but she has to have like two bottles of wine in like two beers and then she'll be like i'll say something if you write a list and i'll just ask questions or whatever anyway. That was a funny suit so we went on a date and the next day everybody at work was like. How's your day because remember. I said she didn't swear anti profanity like i can't. This woman came eat. My mother was like a fucking sailor. Or whatever and so we didn't go on a date for like two more weeks or whatever and apparently after we met her madame. Yeah her match. Account was about to expire So she she had all these. These is had been kind of messenger so like went on all these days and i was like so you were just like hoa. She's getting free dinner. Yeah and i don't think she slept with anyway because my wife doesn't enjoy having sex with her mouth. She's a classy lady. But yeah she's like i need to be wooed and i was like well. I need to get my dick. We got our issues in this world. But that's neither here nor there. She's not here to defend herself. But i speak the ultimate truth anyway. Getting back to you guys. So you guys overlapped. Had you already had sex at this point when you all were you when you were like please be my girlfriend. Yeah we had just lay in the bed weird sex. The second time we met at her party at a friend's party fest in you're making me sound more like whore inbetween. We went early horror. We went. We went in ranchi other few times. Because i talked trash about your little beloved. Georgetown took me to the park..

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"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

Pod Dirty to Me

04:39 min | 4 months ago

"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

"I don't remember if i was talking to you. Was that the guy who's dickey sucked. No no that was his friend who he wrote to the party. I remember telling matt like your truck is gonna die like if you're blaring music and you have your lights on in this country bumpkin filled. He's like no. No this is. This is an eighty one honda. It won't die foot a truck a shoe that wasn't and it died and they needed a car to jump start it and you had to drive my car over there. I to draw drive her car yelich of the truck. No they jump started a hooked up like wires to jump start it and they were sitting there letting it charge like novels. Yeah that's not how you jump start a car though you hooked the cables up and you start the fucking car so i come back wiry all still here. Why is my head still up. And they're like oh it's charging not how car no he didn't in your mom had to come bring jumper cables and then they jump start it and he went to work or no. You went home because you had to be at work earlier. Something and i worked drunk man no off the story guy. Bunny costume whose penis. I sucked was donnie. Darko here's the buzz things or not. Funny whatever the guy in the white costume with the crown from all the wild things where the wild things are. I think that was either him or learn about this book later. I've read the why. When i was a child is a bunny with crown now. He's money with crown. I don't think the main character but anyway and then at worst fast is when i That's what it was worse than remember that. I remember a bonfire worse fist. Yeah worse fest. Yes and that's where he told me how to blow in your car where she a dick. That was after the second day. We've been on so when you saw. Well shit i mean work with what you get. Yeah i like the guy from the waist up. I can make it work. He was fine. I mean he was like an independent person. I didn't have to like hold his hand and he could go off and talk to people. And i could go off and talk to people and he didn't care she didn't go off and talk to anybody. I don't like people over this in your wife get along so well. I do not let she's introverted. As don't like somebody who like has to be around me all the time. I need mounts and she saw somebody that she knew for personal are now. That sounds awful. Sean you're lucky son of a bitch today. That do the same thing because you tell them how you asked me to be your girlfriend. That's a great stuff. No this is not a fucking love connection episode this pod dirty here.

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"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

Pod Dirty to Me

04:42 min | 4 months ago

"blowjob" Discussed on Pod Dirty to Me

"To find dirty where john gives you more than just you goes deep. Apparently you don't even feel it. Jason sean yeah you heard it right. Guys get special guest. So who could corroborate. All of. Shawn's mishit talking talking the immortal wife of sean sarah's year or caller sarah gray yes the crew. So yeah sean is here are you. As nervous as sean is radio. Look at johnny. Yeah i think so nervous now. I've already. I've already told the world. I've told the world already out there that my dick was two inches. Big sarah already said all you have three inches. And i'm like yes any extra inch so by the end of this you'll be back to like a six hundred sixty seven inch normal sized pena's yeah. I mean three inches on a good day. Yeah take it take. It only takes like an inch to make a baby so no takes four and now you know you have two kids. It didn't take four inches. Yeah true they look pretty much like you so there ears. Yeah they are mind. Ju- sure bethany. They definitely look no. She didn't cheat on me now. They're no milk man's baby So i guess we'll just jump right into the first minute. Sean has claimed since day one. He has the smallest penis. White man can possibly have without being in any doubt being a micro paean being micro pinas enquiring minds wanna know. Is this truth here okay. I mean it's not the smallest i've ever seen. He met me when i was twenty three. So how many had. I seen not a lot. Sarah's only been with two dude that sexual math equation baby after like. Wow you told me. I told you i dating you know you have sex with two well. That was the lie equation. In how your mother where. It's like divide by two plus minus. You know times three for girls..

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"blowjob" Discussed on Kink Buffet

Kink Buffet

05:55 min | 5 months ago

"blowjob" Discussed on Kink Buffet

"I'm getting better at that. Because i practice but for somebody who's just getting started there might think. Oh well i can't pass that. I just can't open my throat but it's because of the way it's being introduced if you may be you. Allow the bottom to take the role and work on passing past the tonsils than will this all is based on the dynamic and the king of the people involved so again that could be part of the the practice session you know but that's what everyone there is no right or wrong way to do this because you can absolutely have a submissive. That likes her daddy dom the caretaker who is going to go easy and is going to reassure her and tell it how good she's doing and then give her rewards and compliments and love and affection and really gonna do a little bit today next week. We'll do a little more. That is exactly what some submissive need. You have other submissive. Who they don't wanna daddy dom the hate the were daddy. they're masochists. they want to be pushed. And they wanted to be cleaned every million. They want to be told. Listen you fucking horror. You're gonna take my cock down your throat if you throw up. I'm going to punish you ford. And that's not a bad thing that is. It's a bad thing for submissive number. One you would be a terrible thing for caregiving daddy to do ball. Sometimes it depends and it's one hundred percent what's been negotiated and what's going to turn the people on that are both of those. Things are training. Although i will tell you that people are we're all humans and no matter what role your woman is an. She's still a woman and she's your partner. I can guarantee you that rewarding good behavior will always get better behavior even if reward rewarding. That behavior means calling her a dirty horn ten slapping her. If that's what the reward is that's three award. An extra snuggles being harsh during an extra snuggles during after if the person linked in and i mean that's the thing is we're all these different roles and we live these roles. It's not that we're pretending we're not just role playing but we're also humans underneath all of it with the same needs desires and we wanna be loved we all wanna know or making a partner happy we all want to dom wanna serve they even if they don't admit it..

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"blowjob" Discussed on Kink Buffet

Kink Buffet

02:15 min | 5 months ago

"blowjob" Discussed on Kink Buffet

"It he's going to notice and it's going to work out well for you. It just is so it's not just giving blow jobs or a lot of women perform oral sex like that's become common like it used to be. If you were the only wife that did that would probably be a big deal but now all the wives are going to do it some even if it's just to get him hard before sex for a minute or two mostly hand take it to the next level. Blow his mind Yeah there's there's always room to grow your skills in anything but especially sexually like they're so much to explore if all you ever do is mostly hand shaft lick the tip blowjob try and do mar try and get it in further. Try and look the balls. Try and get in there. You know deeper. Let him take control and lay on your back. Hang your head over the bed. Tell him to grab your wrists and fuck your face and and and in that believe it or not is gonna blow the mind of most men out there Most men are like. I've seen that important. And by the way one hundred percent of them have seen that important and jacked off their wives. Don't do that and it's just it's an opportunity and it's pistol weird thing about sex and explain this to me. Maybe you have a theory on this. But with any other part of the relationship it is considered a positive relationship skill or a good quality to do things that maybe you don't wanna do for your partner if you're taking your wife to a chick flick if she is you know. Cook you breakfast. Sometimes when she doesn't like coaching. I don't know like all these things are considered wonderful giving.

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"blowjob" Discussed on Kink Buffet

Kink Buffet

05:42 min | 5 months ago

"blowjob" Discussed on Kink Buffet

"It was definitely considered more kinky. It was unnatural. It violated a more religious times. Moral construct. more likely what you weren't getting you weren't getting this from your from your wife or your girlfriend in fact girls would develop bad reputations if they did this horrible thing so if you wanted this weird thing oral sex it was it was just more expensive. It was a niche fetish and specialty wide. As the prostitution industry evolved. A number of things changed for one. A you could do this in the back of a car. Easier as a prostitute. You didn't have to go get a room. You could also. It was just capitalism supply and demand free market. You could have more men jump into the or you can jump into the backseat of more cars and do this. Act per hour then. Having to go book a room get undressed. Go through that whole process shower so naturally you could have more clients per hour you could charge less for it and the industry changed and it became something that was fairly normalized but even in early porn it. It's sometimes didn't take place at all or if it did. It was a precursor to the party. It was not commonplace and it has. It has become now to a point where it's almost something that you do without losing your virginity without giving anything up a partner can now do this For their partner and still feel like they haven't gone all the way right. I mean i'm doing these cliche bonilla terms but now it's just a saying and progressed as a fifty one year old. I can tell you firsthand. The way women perform oral sex has evolved. Thank you porn thing. Hugh porn for educating ed entire generation of of women that it's not about leaking the tip of the penis with the tongue three or four times before penetration. Yeah and the way. It's depicted in porn has come a long way because there was a standard porn blow job for a very long time where it's like suck the had worked the shaft with your hand and that's what it was and the guy act like this was the bees knees right by the way. Maybe it was back then because if that was the extent of what oral sex was then. This probably was a big deal. Yeah whatever you can do to keep the woman from gagging because coggins a bad thing right.

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"blowjob" Discussed on YEK YEK JE

YEK YEK JE

04:13 min | 10 months ago

"blowjob" Discussed on YEK YEK JE

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"blowjob" Discussed on YEK YEK JE

YEK YEK JE

03:55 min | 10 months ago

"blowjob" Discussed on YEK YEK JE

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Fighting for Your Rights with Beth Stelling and special guests Elizabeth Sam, Carol Martin, Evelyn Youngchief

The Guilty Feminist

09:53 min | 1 year ago

Fighting for Your Rights with Beth Stelling and special guests Elizabeth Sam, Carol Martin, Evelyn Youngchief

"Good evening hello. My name is Elizabeth. Sam I'm death from Fourteen James Neck as Lihua Dan. That's by Prince George Right in the center of B. C. I.. Here to welcome Commu. Thank you I'm here to welcome you. Even though I'm a guest here I'm not from here. They asked me to do the welcome and the landing management so I I'm here to welcome you to the coast salish territories of the mosque Williams squamish and Sleigh with people's thank you. I'm a feminist Bart on my way from Toronto to right here in Vancouver minus seven degrees completely snowed in. I was in an airport coffee shop in Toronto Eh. I was studying the line and I was chatting to someone while struggling to open a bottle and big fan of people who struggle to open bottles. Ah trying to another comedian. I was struggling to open the special and an airline pilot in the line next to me and the key turned to me and said Oh I love your accent and I said Oh. Thank you so much for my bottle please in my head with your great big pilot hands mechanical bud and the sky and onto Fi God's nature and gravity and everything and he did. He opened it in his uniform. With his little wings on his little lapel and on his shoulder and this little stripes and it was all pilots. I struggle to open bustles. You should know this about me. I once couldn't open a bottle in a way that I was so thirsty. I made a taxi driver. I was in tears so the driver pulled. I've got out into the back of in London. Caps you need to get out of the call open my back in and continue to drive. I felt fine about it. Now my theory is when they close the pay gap and women have equal representation into men. I will learn to open bustles up until that point fucking they can do it I agree. I'm a feminist but men can shovel the walkway. That's particularly for today. Okay and on my way here you want me to hit you with another one. Okay Oh okay okay Yes I'm a feminist. But some jobs men do better than women blowjobs. They just know what they're we're working with and they know how to work it and do you think you give a better blow job if you know if I were a man. Yes if you re penis in fact so you think you'd know what you're working with. Okay so what. We need to ask women in the room who were either lesbians with previous experience experience or bisexual sexual women who have tasted both fruits women so that also is that people with vaginas better at understanding how to manipulate vaginas. That's what you're saying it is. I mean people with penises. Anybody can figure it out. It's up down. Yeah do you think that's the case whereas vaginas need more. Yeah more of an indoor situation happening. Now I'm a feminist but in the same applet where. My boss was opened by a friendly pilots with heft. I walk past the spanked shop. As in the owners. Light Fitting undergarment spunk. Show up and looked in the window briefly to mock the garments as many of you know I do not approve of springs and I genuinely January. Don't wear them except for certain dresses. And it I only compromise in extreme situations without and while I was looking mockingly into the winter of spank shop I saw. I'm not making this up. You can go google list. spanks arm tights. Yes it's a new thing to slim your arms to slim from Titan lift your arms and I'm mocked them so the home and then I walked away. I don't need spanks arm tights. Why tighter my arms are inadequate? I said that moment of going. That's that's the thing I didn't know I had to hate on my person. Someone asked me the other day was my favorite part of my body and I had to think for so long your favorite part. Yeah I've ended up seeing my face but that makes me feel a bit sad because that's really not what they were asking. Yeah faces called face because it's not bad. I yeah no I. It's I can tell you apart. Hits and yeah and I'll tell you why I should probably shouldn't need backup explanation but I like my personal. Hello and you know what I like about them. I don't think that the source of breasts humint feel really good about and I do. I think they are. You don't like the the Patriarchy doesn't look at these breasts and goat top dogs. They're not talk for breasts. If we're looking billboard or trying to please these men or not. I've got quite a big. Am I supposed to look right now. Dr. Oh by all means open my jacket to make it easier so so you know. They're just perfectly nice when they're out to the ball they're not sort of you know they don't face face to the heavens but that just I don't know I just think the perfect bowing down to the reflection of you just a good example of this Genera that's what I think strong example and then not spectacular breasts but I just like them. I've never ever Reva looked at my breasts and thought I wish they were different in my life. Now that's more than I can say from my size gang. I Say I've gained in Lost Lost Weight so many times that my boobs are like an atheist dad at Catholic masses just like. I'm not going to get up again. This is insane. Yeah I just I just think it's nice to have a part of your body that just works for you. I mean for me I can come up with funny to five got black tie event. Yeah come up get them. Help the girls out. I feel strongly out the way. And it's just nice not to be I love that I'd like to like my legs more but in my head I'd like them to be different and that's not the same because they were different ashamed. I am coming to embrace my mom my ass. I mean literally embracing it this Guy Challenge because of the logistics. I mean God Almighty thank you so much beyond say and Eliza and shift from succession. Those women have paved the way with making the OSS a desirable commodity representation out there like I like seeing all different different kinds of buds. That's why I like the boob books to where you can still thumb through different boobs. I've never seen them. You guys don't know the books burns. I don't know that's not a thing you've made up. Maybe I am. I'm a feminist. But I- harshly judged women who order coffee and a baby voice. Like we knew when you raise your voice to order like I don't. I know that I've become a different person since I stopped changing my voice to place an order so I'll just say like hi. Can I have a black coffee fee which is different than maybe even before. Hey what's hi. Can I have a black coffee. Please let you know what I mean. And then what's the woman especially harshly judged like I'm can I uh-huh a copy with like a little bit amount. 'cause that baby gets what they want but not on women you know what I mean I do. Maybe I should just like. Yeah yeah now. I hear that. I'm a feminist but I saw a post on social media. Yeah earlier that showed a woman with no makeup and then the same woman. Heavily made up. And the tagline said men who say make up his advertising they need to realize that women on a product and I thought yes sister and then I thought how did she do that smokey. I'd have a hardship channel. My is a renowned

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"blowjob" Discussed on 2 Dudes and a Chick

2 Dudes and a Chick

13:40 min | 1 year ago

"blowjob" Discussed on 2 Dudes and a Chick

"Get ready here ready Villi. Hey how how he women up. Hey Hey the countdown real doubt Israel. I hope you guys have a great time came in. Who are you? Hello everybody should girl tiffany. So and welcome the to do's and Chick Glock them mm-hmm names 'cause you know you guys refer to me as tiff. Yeah that's not really like. That's not like a general name that that I like people to call me if you don't know me so I have to start addressing myself. TIFFANY IS GONNA awkward for people. Now did you do that out. That called me if breath that that the debt may not know if his coup or neck that probably calling you should never it could be I miss quote across somebody somebody man. Everybody nickname somebody. I could see their face. Oh yeah somebody that could be like the TV somebody hauling somebody by their nickname. If that makes sense for example Kingston his name is Kingston. His nickname is family. Name is Chum right right so somebody give him a nickname like what's up king being or something like that like that's different then calling him Chom. Like I'll know you like that. You can call me Chum. No I'm saying okay I get you. If it's like a family nickname get you saying is like it's a family nickname. But it's also like a natural abbreviation of tiffany. Yeah but as that's not my name right but like no one would ever guess that comes. Nickname is count. 'cause there's no Derivation from even hear them calling him. That doc are Jeanine bike. His name's not jeanine. My name is brandon right. I feel like what are you doing calling me tonight. My name is right. I mean I feel that but like when I met you started calling you tip. But it wasn't because other people's calling because tiffany was to ensure wasn't because yeah tiffany. I I don't know I give everybody. I think that US subconsciously. Call me tiff because you hear him calling me. What what it is terrible? He's been writing with the pin but now give everybody most people people. I'd give him the nickname this by the first initial like I hate when people call him. BJ I absolutely despise that name. I call them be right but I'm saying people will be gone and Bj like why. Why blow job who? You wouldn't even prepare for that but it just reminds me I just don't like the name. Bj I feel like BJ is for juniors like nine nine would be BJ before you will be. But I I go. I agree with you on a blowjob part because it was cool to I realize what Bj's besides your initial with too late are in a gay too deep. They've been doing this third great God lion get a choice in the matter feel and every once in a while somebody say Mike that you just look at them like come according there's mad corny and this is just like unless unless stated you you should call somebody by their first name but are you ask permission is a cool that lands on you because in the beginning when we first started this I think guy definitely tiffany and then you guys just keep referring to me as tiff that no she said it a few times right now call me tiff and I'd prefer tiffany. SAY WOULD YOU WANNA be call when we start this ran in you. Don't even call me. Tiffany and real life. So you're not GonNa just start calling me. Tiffany all all of a sudden. You call me if you call me sweet daddy long legs all the time no. I don't that that everybody's calling. Nobody calls you buy in everybody's walking around he would be like loan leg daddy ride in the caddy and all my guys. I thought you was my wife. I got a podcast. I messed up because I put it out there. Oh Oh my God. He has an amazing way of turning the situation around tourists himself. Tom Let her know that that's high. She messed messed up. I mess with it coming around so feel okay whatever. Run a quarter of bring you back. Don't you hate the four corners you just to bring you back low your mind I'm Yeah I don't know I give people nicknames and what I've been doing that work is I be asking if I can call them. They nickname but I'd be like three weeks in. I'll be like oh man like what was it cool to call you brie right now calling the last three weeks but it do me and they'd be like is it. Yeah the I I call people and what they what they introduced me as if you say your name. Is Jake Call. Oh you Jay but then at the while Jake be seeing too long is like Jay. No serious they don't have some. You got to roll your name into light Raimondo now a role a Mighty Mighty your neighbor Mondo you. You Mondo Real Mondo was Is Is I'm cutting off the rug in like I'm I'm too lazy like that is i. Don't care like Bob Named Ed E. At the While you're going to be eased too much. Yeah Hey how who whose name be having the nickname Dick Recruiter. Where did that come from? I don't on though Richard Rick or Dick like why why. Why do you want to be called? That's another reason like is that we are. We really that in that culture like Dick's sporting goods but what I'm saying. Now we are because the owners are found. His name was Richard for real. ooh Yeah he he made that Phnom serious are we that stat far away. Let that I'm getting are we. Are we that far away on the outside looking in we understand that no even richards don't understand why why Dick is as they possible nickname for them and I don't understand how if your name is Richard. We skipped Richie in Rick and Got Straight to Dick. Why Robert Bob I have no I? I don't care no rob I have no oh I did. How robbers get to Bob? But that's like the genius of our Caucasian brothers. Sisters like they can do crazy stuff like that that it makes no sense it. Just don't even explain for like all of our nicknames. Lake make sense now they do for all black. I people nicknames make sense the Rilo Rilo like dot that makes sense to me ever diverse time. I heard that I was like that. Makes Percents. That gregory actor him. It's going to get back to you. Don't make system chaos blank him to me. Like I don't even know how you got from Kingston the cow. Well when he was a baby public a COUPLA on he was so yummy. Just like just the butterball In this cartoon called Fan Boy Chum Chum and then he just started calling him I jumped him. It's not fat boys Fan Boy Denies Call Him Fat Boy Chump show you fat boy Fab Levy show. TV show got it the home the TV shows is boy Chum Chum and some why we're alone line we started calling him fat boy jump shot and then his fat boy and then it was just never called them fat boy I call him fat boy. You still call him fatboy. And then it'd be Chow but it's funny because nine gave him the name but nine is like does not call them that. But that's because the older kid do that. It's like don't call net. His name is Kingston Columbine real name. We're not GONNA call let everybody off do it. Yeah and I was a little like okay now you Ali right okay. That makes sense now that I not that I hear it always love. I think we had this conversation before too but I always love when young kids get older. Go Away to college nicknames. And nine they come back with a girlfriend girlfriend B Kingston. Eli Who is constant mean. It'd be like that when my son come here Blah Blah. Hey Brandon. I'm like a nine adjustment. Is is like a weird is my cousin's name is Reggie and my whole like alway until I got to high school like I thought his name was Reggie and then him and his brother got Tattoos because his brother his dad. They all got the same initials. Mike you. You'll name start. Would it be. He was like yeah. My name is Darius something we've been. His name is dairy. Dairy is I was like I never knew reginald middle name so like I didn't even know L.. Is Little like Dick with it. But like the first one. He came home with his wife. She was like Dairies always like ooh ooh wits about 'cause like two hundred call you reggie like me. It is Darius by throwing out the by Led Lights by confused. We don't know who that is like they get it right you talking to this representative. Yeah Yeah So. You guys are ready for Saturday. Almost ready I got my pants today in the mail I got nothing. No I wasn't but the damn the dam year but the we off a yearbook the The yearbook threw me off. Why because yearbook got me excited? We've got you excited about the yearbook. Let's talk about the year. We just got me excited like looking get through the yearbook. I was just like okay. I'm ready to go at it as I'm walking up the Dole Brandon is like you gotta show him you the dot and Mike Okay. I got you I slept man. You Take in Sandy. Would you to the reunion. Yeah is he taking you. That's my choice. I don't WanNa can spouses go absolutely spouses. You didn't know that I I didn't know that. Yeah they can go tomorrow million US right well. He didn't know that though I didn't know that yeah. I didn't know that they anyway. No this wouldn't have been a good. Doesn't that a good event for her. No no seeing all see house Sierra DC house but also just to say like like he would be in a room with nobody. Did she knew I think that would be like a fun night for her to yeah. It ain't her Use lightweight trash and it was an okay was trashed but it wasn't a turn up like it was for me.

"blowjob" Discussed on 2 Dudes and a Chick

2 Dudes and a Chick

02:28 min | 1 year ago

"blowjob" Discussed on 2 Dudes and a Chick

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"blowjob" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

Kinky Katie's World

14:08 min | 1 year ago

"blowjob" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

"No the rape fantasies too. I really am upset. Squad Katie Opposites Watch with with alopicia Asia. That's all Rogaine didn't work fine. It's a lie. It's a lie Sarah. I Li- I like a like a woolly Bernanke Willie. What are we doing about sasquatch here? Now we're kind of rape fantasy rape rape fantasies. There's actually some rules that are good rules to follow a to have a successful and safe rape fantasy. You tell you the first role I railway vanity dope all the cost table. We'll yeah no. That's you should read people but I mean if the fan is okay. I'm not talking about. Hey don't like grabs. Grabs grew where like rape that you have to be specific with people and I think I think rule number two I know is well should be. We have rules like I would have rules. There's there's some tips that that that people have talked about. There's been focus. Groups chases be and love fantasies in general you know but in particular they're kind of the rape fantasies they say it's better to act it out the long term partner that you love and so when you can talk to about anything is it. That's what they say. Okay I mean well. I mean I yeah I can see that because you I don't WanNa go fucking total stranger or do you just start fucking and he takes it too far or gets like oh having happy about it like I knew it I could tell by by is the data droppings you're leaving. Do you know where you're going to be and I knew I had rape you access. You wanted take could could be listening through Alexa. They don't listen just data data points. That's all just meditate. You don't eat it. Don't worry okay fine and other tips that they were giving us a you need to be committed to the role. I don't know why why you're they were saying that. You need to be in love love. I mean I always I always thought the best way to do. DV experimentation was to get really fucked up in wing. Yeah I mean that was is always your theory. I'm really fucked up this not a good time to do this but I they really WanNa get raped you handle that thinks that which usually your method search or oh yeah. DVD's will be fine sure punt remained. I don't know double vaginal penetration painful painful. Whatever get hurt at all of course I was fine in? Everybody else's fine okay so what's the problem really. Two out of three of us were okay. It was my birthday. Okay you enjoy yourself so he did just the next day and when you saw it up and that's when the pains that then it was not comfortable at all well. I don't know why you tried to shove to Dixon and your bus try. What do you expect you had? Did you had to Cox penetrator you in the same fucking orifice expect it not to restore the SANGRE. It'll well not even not even a little. I guess I I wasn't giving myself credit. We're walking right past rape panacea here okay for crying out loud Katie. Are you guys you guys easy to be equally committed to the fantasy. Okay you can't have anyone really like Oh okay. Whatever okay okay well well level of commitment is just whatever now what you can do? I don't know some people just just you know we I mean you both have to be okay with it. You both have to be AH definitely talk about it before him because you can't have like one extreme and then one is like I thought it was playing nearly woo so now anytime time you're doing something weird you. You better like spell that shit out. 'cause I mean you don't have a say Ford Anyway you do. You have small thing it is. I mean if he decided not to use a good luck. Get a lawyer you know. I don't think you've got that far. Well notary. I'm saying if you don't spell things Outta time you probably need a lawyer. Somebody may may decide to fucking call some some th- ord high authority and you're not GonNa have any any good excuse for that. You know what I'm saying yeah. No that's true. All somebody asked to say is no. He's fucking crazy. What kind of a fucking psycho do that take us to jail son fact yeah? She WanNa read a carve my initials into her sternum. I mean really if you're going to do any kind of a realistic thing like that. Where where you plan on going deep you know you better? You better spell that shit out double double croshere I would get into writing in writing. I would probably videotape the person talking about it. You know what I'm saying. Joe Ha 'cause definitely just become. I don't want to go to jail if I'm standing in Fred of a jury and you're on the other side. Guess what I'll go to fucking jail no matter what I do. I Say I am fucked I. AM fucked. There's no way they don't send me jail forever. I'll come on. That's not true okay yes. It's true now. Yes now if I was somewhere if I was somewhere by myself with a woman and she she decided I've had this fear with going to people's houses doing plumbing you know what I mean yeah and you show show up and they say you fixes for free maybe they they try to work it out with the aware you know I'll I'll. I'll bang you do this for free and you turn them anyway. They could just say hey. You're doing it for free. Call the cops say and you try to rape me and no matter what happens. I'm pretty well fucked yeah. Well Fuck. I mean that happened that happened at at my where I used to work. When we first started dating where the guy there was an electrical company and one of the one of the employees came back from lunch and he smelled like perfume yeah and he adhered adhered bartered he bangs one of the clients we found that out and doing this got fired because then 'cause she called back to she wanted at work done any more work than juice? Can you send someone else this time fired him. No we're not sending anyone to you. You've banged our prophets DA- stupid pitch so yeah so he did. He did like a bunch of electro or for her and and it's it's not even a looker either. No I mean it's avid one time to me where somebody somebody a girl offered Shabby Jabe. She fled and she was a cam girl. She had her whole cam set up in your garage remember and cheated water heater Ed she literally. I'm told her about telling me how much money it's going to be at. She kind of steps closer to me and she was she was hot. I mean she had faked. It's it's not my thing stunt like but anyway it totally like steps closer like I'm sure there's something we could work out and starts to unbutton doubt we could work out. It's twelve hundred eighty nine dollars I take credit or cash or check. That's what we're doing. I dare remember that and then walking away. Get No fucking way even even even if a girl totally was down wasn't didn't have some evil intent like you can't do that because you're going to jail son Yeah but the funny part is is the very first movie I ever did. We went to the table reading and you came with me and you're like that's that girl you're like. I think that's the garage she ended up being in the movie. She's like I'm not doing it. She kind of you know what yeah that blonde girl but I didn't have a real high with I I. I don't know that she kind of looked like her anyway because you can't stash and she would not look over no this way though it was it was kind of a strange meeting. You made somebody somebody deal. I remember I told you about the girl who totally was was trying to work something out and then she ended up like right after that she's like I'm not telling movie L. Well could have been. I don't know sounds so genuine. Were weren't we in mid conversation with something or other. We were talking talk about a completely different thing other than what we were just donald rape fantasy fantasy refinished doing. There's a couple of they were caught having sex in a car parked in the police parking lot like the the headquarters parking lot yeah. I like added in a naked couple. Why what do you mean added in the newer having sex obviously sex with your clothes close on some level of undress because you can pull panties Kok netted horrify exciting some a caucus out? There's a cock out you have to assume there's a state of undress there you know what I mean well as a twenty five twenty four year old and they were very fucked up and they were naked in the backseat and their bane each others but they still got cited for disorderly conduct. They're not gonNA be like campy obvious Kamyab where we can be obvious but I mean that's the whole thrill we have fact a whole lot of places. Thank God there wasn't any any kind of like strange you. You know what I mean. What do you mean like like a whole bus full of orphanage driving by yourself? That never happened to us now so we would do shit it and weird places but somehow we were. We were always pretty good about not getting caught. I mean we totally kind of like anytime sure there was a potential. There was no doubt it was great anyway. There was a woman that went on Instagram to tell well her story She said that she used a vibrator a lot like a lot a lot okay well. She used it so much on a daily basis that that she quote unquote broke her bags. She's okay it wasn't a really large when she tried to shut up there right it wasn't that it was the repeated beating the repeated beatings but with your puss through cd the Datu especially well this chick was a sex columnist and an idea model because who isn't and she's brought monster. I am not but whatever she says that she she she got out of a loveless marriage and she discovered the joy of sex toys. 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I'd really prefer if you didn't call it my meat bitten yeah. It's sensitive against triggered me drink. It takes speeding when I say me. Don't say that well speaking of meat in Vegan news third or does a Vegan recently sued her neighbors for having Avenue Barbecue Yeah it was yeah it was I did hear about this for having a barbecue. She's likes you've made it impossible possible for you to enjoy my backyard with the stench of cooking meat to bet. I bet it sucks. I mean if you're in an environment share. You don't like barbecue but hey how are you going to prevent somebody else from having barbecues said they're doing it on purpose to annoy me okay that in barbecued delicious you forget about this sure well. She's also expressed issues with them for smoking cigarettes outside and noise of their this makes you laugh noise of their kids kids playing basket well long how tragic trick with God Shiva Bro Yeah but I've never been to anyone but like you and facebook okay..

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 Is Maggie McFly related to George McFly?

The Nice Guys on Business Podcast

06:03 min | 3 years ago

Is Maggie McFly related to George McFly?

"A science experiment gone terribly wrong. Here's what's coming up on the nice guys on business. I going to tell you when you said that like a hundred fucking comments fly through my mind is such a softball like I've so they're low. Andy walks. The bases loaded on twelve straight pitches. How can the nice guys Lael pitches that close? I, thou shall take out the holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no, more. No less four, thou shalt not count, then count thou to expecting thou then proceed to three five is right out. Once the number three being the third number be reached. Then lavas thou the holy hand grenade of Antioch towards the nice guys on business need an education on how to grow your business. The nice guys are here to help learn about great customer service networking and how just being nice can help you prosper. Now hero, you're. Host, Doug Sandler and Strickland Bonner your fourteen percent or are we going to crap out? Do we need a quick episode. Oh, I see. They turned off the mega maze. So I've got a fourteen percent more WI fi before it dies and nuts. So it's ok, never. Okay. Joining to stop recording some reasons. Why that you need to tell me. Do we have anything private lives? Nothing. Right. Hey, look and fans. Welcome back. Welcome back by the way, whatever it is the beginning of this recording. I'm sure it's all going to be in the recording because you know what? There's nothing private between Doug and I, it's all about the fuck advanced love you guys in. We are completely transparent with you. I don't even. I can't even imagine what in my life would be so private that I cannot share it with the nice guys on business podcast. What would that be? Imagine anything so private that I couldn't share it with the three or four thousand people download every episode of this easy asked show. It's not like anybody ever held anything against me in really. I mean, never. I mean, I've, I've talked relationship stuff. I've talked health stuff. I've talked GMO things you and I have gotten in arguments. I've gotten in arguments with with ex wives. I've had my kids on the show. I mean, what? What else could possibly go wrong on this show? Well, having said that I'm going to spend the virtual meal. Yeah, I don't have the wheel because I'm not at home. Right? But I'm, I'm still in Connecticut. I know come for anybody that doesn't know anything about banking as listen to the Tuesday show. We talked about sensitively, so go back and listen. If you didn't listen, hang on. I'm looking through the topics because the tie what you just said about being transparent is one of your topics. And now I can't. I don't know on being transparent was one of the topics. I mean a happy to talk. About transparency but was topics. It was indirectly topic because it was something about your relationships. Where's that topic? Oh, yeah, yeah. Whitney. The topic was I wanted to my relationship, woes and successes. I wanted to share one men women, and that's exactly. Okay. Doug, go ahead please. It's actually actually so so JJ zan's. And created this other podcasts because struggle with tired of hearing, hearing me being the why. Why he knows bitch. Tired of it. So JJ and I while she had already had this show called, I spell the wrong actually put men, women and relationships as actually. But it is women men in relationships. Some. Sorry, I'm laughing because as you're saying that looking at the page in one note chain, you're making changes to Beijing. I wanna to make sure it's very clear what I did I corrected myself. So if you if you were curious exactly what has happened, speaking of total transparency, it's not that I don't wanna share exactly what has happened in my life, but Strickland is frankly, he's probably tired of hearing it for me and everybody that knows me because all they do is complain about how all I do is complain. So we're, we're talking about total transparency, right? Yeah, sure. Go ahead. I'm going to be totally transparent with. Okay, I am. I am far less tired of hearing about your relationship Bose. I don't want to say I find it interesting. Interesting makes them sound kind of trite and it's because your your relationship was more the trait. They're very important four before you share what you're about to share, though I wanna let you know that the next sentence that you say you're going to hurt my feelings. Well, maybe possible. Things more. What I'm totally fine hearing about your because I think any information about relationships, whether they're good better and different, I think is great information for people to hear and learn. I'm much. I'm not really tired of hearing about that. I am tired of hearing about how fucking corn is the worst on nude body in fucking GMO's in the chemicals and the all the fucking California should that you've adopted less two months. So hold up. Hold up. Hold up. It's interesting. You say that because when we had our production call just earlier tonight, I was explaining the trials and tribulations of trying to put my essential oils in my diffuser. Thank you. That's exactly piling on his exactly the kind of that. I am really fucking. That's the best that is the greatest thing. And then I held up a little a little jar of my Himalayan sea salt. I love this this entire experience here on the west coast. It's been so amazing. So. So. I'm sorry, did you owns now to calm myself? So I don't get upset to hear more about all of your California lifestyle, hey, strategy strikes. You'll you'll like this part though. I just made arrangements to have my Harley shipped out here so that my life will be will be coming slowly. The east coast will slowly be moving its way to the west coast. I will no longer just be able to transport myself from one spot to another in either my my beach cruiser bicycle mice, GameBoy or my skateboard I will actually have a motorized vehicle. So what you're saying is that when when you're cyncial oils are not quite there and win, your shock crews are not quite valid. I never said the words. Shocker I've is. You will be able to hop onto your fucking American-made Harley. Davidson. Motorcycle fucking crank it up to about one hundred twenty guests Ables of caffeine. Looking exhaust sound to drive around LA in piss off all the people in their silent Tesla's to get all those shock RAs back in light. Again, I approve of this one hundred percents oh my gosh, I love it. I love it. Well, I'm glad that you approve at least of one portion of my west coast lifestyle, but I have to tell you straight when you were here and you were hanging pull side and you were doing karaoke and singing who songs from inside the poll, and we would podcast inside the pool. You weren't fucking complaining then were you motherfucker. Shea shea? Yes, that is an excellent retort, Doug you. You'd make an excellent point. When I maybe I may have few words, but they are. They are wise words and their well-placed. My friend, well-placed, look, I really wanted to make that argument. I would make the same argument about that that I would have been about Vegas, right? I love going to Vegas. Vega since January. February? Yeah, long fucking time as a long time. For many months? Yeah, I would never alike visiting Vegas Vegas like escape. And on the trade shows, it's gambling relaxing? Yeah, I would never want live there personally. I kind of feel the same way away. I really like to visit. I'd love to see you again and I did. I loved have the pool hanging out with your friends and like recording podcasts at the pool and Chilin. I just don't think I could live there. You know what? I really like about it a lot. I think that I think that this was an unusual kind of extra bonus that it didn't realize that I was getting is then I love the fact that when it's nine o'clock my time, it's midnight your time, and I'm still feeling in that zone with you because like for me, twelve o'clock is was way too late to do anything, but you are always up for it for me, nine o'clock is like mice. I'm slowing. Downtime. So, oh, I do love the fact that I'm three hours behind you. Oh, believe me. That was not lost on me because right now, currently, as we're recording this right now, it is. It's nine fifty one in l. a. which. Right? It's twelve fifty one here at a cat annually fucking ready to go because that's just me. I'm just tonight. Was funny night person because I still get up at six or seven every day. I just don't sleep. I don't need to sleep. I. I don't get hired Marjorie yacht. Yup. Yup. Yup. Embarrassed Mark through, but I don't think she listens. We shouldn't that be wait a second. We make our fucking guest list new show. We don't make our own employees. Listen to this show force them. She's listened to a few episodes. I just don't think she listens regularly all the time. I mean, I hope she doesn't like I hope he doesn't show to sit. She's part of the team now it doesn't matter took I don't think. think. Seriously. I don't think she'd be embarrassed. Honestly, I don't even listen to our show. That she. So early on so Marjorie. Okay. Let's give a little backstory. Right? You love the details right old. Three Marquette, yes. So when I came out to visit the first time I've visit you and JJ. Right, and we're talking it was after San Diego, and we're just talking in very general terms, hey, turnkey needs some help, and we technical person. We may need some more MR and JJ says, hey, I noticed remarks, right? And she's great. And I, I really think she'd be right for you. And by the way, I think, let's let's reach outdoors you. She can come hang out with a site. You can be. Okay, cool. That was that was a good, hang out actually. So we call her and she's like, sure I can hang out today and you and me and Jane Martin, we all know hanging out drinking like tricky. Keep our red light long. Right? We had a great time. We Marjorie very well, we, we clicked. It was great. So not only was it that she had the right skill set, but she was the right personality type, right, great personality, great attitude, and I love her right, I do too. So we hired her on the teeth. She's now a permanent full time. Part of the turnkey team. You helping us out with all kinds of great stuff. So a couple of weeks. So we hire and martyr were chatting back and forth somewhere kind getting to know each other. And she reaches out to randomly calls me and she's like, hey, treasure question covers Russian. Like, okay, she's like. You don't seem to sleep. I said, okay, we don't know what you're the very well, but that is very stupid. Ulceration your for. Right. She just, how do you do that? And I said, okay, it's interesting question. And then she Laverick. She's like, look, you seem like a pretty fun, positive upbeat person. You don't seem to sleep much, but you seem okay. It's not like you're of Bogin tired of on whatever I right, right. And so I said, well, I gotta tell you through four or five years ago. I was that person. I was like sleeping law. I was so tired. I was down whatever. I'm I've repulsive outlook on life. You know, I try to look at the good things, but also I love what I do. Right. Like I love doing this podcast you, I love turnkey a love, our turnkey clients. I mean, most most. Go down that road. Right. Look as as most of you may know I work a day job, right? I'm a report data, annals for social solutions. I love angel. I don't do the job because all my gotta make other. Day job. And so my typical day hours a day eight or nine one. hours, right? I come home. I eat dinner, hail by family bid bid one. Have a cell phone with, Jared, I gotta tell you when you said that like a hundred footing comments fly through my mind is such a softball like I've so there. So the first comment that comes to mind is I'm not gay. I just let him suck my dick. Good light. Exactly. Who doesn't like you could blow job right. And then the second comment is, did we talk about sheltering twelve dollars from the government in blow job in the same episode? Because I just don't even remember. I think it went. I think it was about a week ago. We were talking about how we can find a tax shelter or something like that for the twelve dollars in turn key. And then I, I, maybe I meant to comment made a comment about a blowjob, twelve dollars. I don't remember. I don't know. I don't either, but by the way hall, dude, you do not need an excuse to call in and ramble about whatever we don't give a shit. We love the call. I do believe that was one of your other topics. Wasn't it? Forty? Two, forty, two DJ Jagger's that have a police Glenn. Anybody anything. You wanna talk about anybody who wants to talk. We are going to play the voice mail or not even gonna listen to a head of time. So if you wanna call forty two j Doug and just you excellent ex-. Okay. Got a couple of drinks a couple of scotches doing a skew expletives we don't. We're not gonna. Listen to head tower. It's gonna play. No, no, we want you. We want you to leave voicemails. Just go ahead, funk, and fans. Those that are out there. There's many of you that have not left messages in a long long, longtime Jared were or ever. We, Jared, we very much appreciate your messages. You keep them coming in, but all of our other funk advance. I can't name all of you because I know I know who you are. I know you wanna leave a message, please go ahead and pick up the phone. Forty, two forty zoo DJ Doug, we will play the message. You can even just babble for five seconds if you want to. We don't care. We just want to hear the message, please. We just want to know you're out there. We just wanted to use it. It's all good. Yeah, Jared, dude, we love you. You can call in as often or as many times as you want. And by the way, as Doug said earlier, if there are messages that you have laughed that you that you have heard on the show, just leave him get. Chips. I can't remember Doke sober and he can't. Excuse for me. Okay. All right. Now I want to get just one. I just want what is going on over there Strickland. It's passed. It's passed door. Okay. It's it's one zero, seven less call. I think some of the people the birthday party here there are spilling out onto the highway was going on. Exact, should I post the picture I sent to you the fire and everything like that. As well. Wait, have we done that? Where's Muhammed? Muhamed Chakib we need you back. My friend, my God, Muhammad, each's Muhammed. Where are you? We need to show our please gene. You just do a Google search for flies and then do something like root to it. I don't know that would be for Tuesday in the pudding. Pudding woman, wait a minute. Hold on a second. Okay. Let me just let me just try to make sense of what you just said. Okay. Well, wait a minute somebody. I think it's the birthday girls coming over here. Looking me. Hold on one second. Okay. Okay. Is it your birthday today? dude, like Okay. turnkey So work what was and the whole I get deal to bed with them by. bringing like little cupcakes I can't remember the last out time to you? for midnights usually I liked twelve it thirty lasts one by the one way. thirty, something Thanks. like that. I'm up What's by your name? six or seven. Hold on. I'm doing a punt. Yeah, you went through Tell this. You her went to through podcast. this period of time She's where she likes. She where backed off you like were mad afraid at yourself like or you're not talking. going to bed before midnight, and you actually Okay. tried to go to bed before midnight, So what's but your. you actually never never. It's Molly Molly really make never fly. happened. I think I did twice me. You'll Mike remember is called. you got mad The at nice yourself. is on this. You couldn't do it. And I think you gave We are up setting the what the every nice guys once in on a while this writer. seven Like hundred. How I'll many be ways doing you're my thing in thirty prison crews, episodes. like it's So eleven o'clock. we're I'll all be like. about how do you head and business? Fucking I did tired nice. and yes, I'll Oh, go to no, bed. Eleven. It's we like really don't it's like talk once a month that much. This every is other known month. about this Right. every I'm still once in a a while month by six stumble or seven. Usually on bizarre. in Marjorie We is drink like, how a do lot you do of that? Molly. I'm like, I saw really early. everything Bringing that I out do. like little I enjoy things. and I really And the she presented think to that's you. the key, right? What were You. they saying. If they're I just doing graduated that, you don't like for what doing, nursing. hey, somebody Oh my else God. to do, get rid of them quit the day job, do whatever. By the way Anyway, like she should I reduce would have your somebody hoped tangent. that is his first I completely name, not his last name. forgotten the core thing that we started talking about here. Mine's No, that's okay. I don't even remember most what read it was you either like congratulations on your graduating your relationships nursing school. was I was mistaken. well. Yeah, It but wasn't that's a birthday what party. that's why. I says So the if you initial wanna tune singing in about my what relationships, it was. Tapeh women say, men in relationships is the place what to go. were you seeing I mean, it's Strickland. JJ makes total sense of the fuck ary. That Molly is called doesn't my personal even know life. what the hell She was under being somebody she who's gets weeks and it. She her understands as it and congratulations she's so well-versed notice at it and analyze. Limbaugh. I mean, you know, I mean, you know how well how good she is Let's eat as that kind of on coach. time, but And the we actually have several people from trip our out community to see that have holocaust reached out to her survivors. and survivors. and have expressed an interest in her coaching. I think there are a couple people that have actually taken her up on the on the whole whole coaching aspect of things and and it was really, she's coach MU couple times by the way, again, not interrupted a man robbed. Yes, I've had a couple of scotch. Gotcha. Homer. Anything much. Or so. JJ again, like all over the place. Now it's one o'clock in the morning. I'm here from all over. The place are fine. I love it. You're drunk. This is great. Title. Schoenbach joke. So I'm Jay, Jay, Jay Jane. I have done a couple of sessions in. She's amazing. I just have sue shit on. I haven't had a chance to get back with her, but she's amazing. So. Okay, go ahead. None of. So what I was going to say was that. So when when I'm able to chat with her on as the as the as the temporary co host or maybe the part time could not temporary that Jesus, that'll be horrible and temporary Colo's to be the part time. Co host of women. Men in relationships was great about it is we take actually this entire fucked up thing that has happened to me in my relationships in my an and where I might look at it on nice guys as a completely like, oh my God, my life is going down this horrible. You know this horrible path and look what's happened. You know, when I come on her show and we actually ended up having a conversation about it. My life begins to make much more sense. Maybe every maybe an and we discovered this when we were in Baltimore, just just a week or so ago. And and you know, I'm I'm sitting there in the chair and we're having we're having Bret or is sitting there in the booth. And we're having a breakfast with a buddy of mine. And I said, I don't even know where this this, this, this, this thought came, but I'm like, hey, maybe everything that has happened in my life up to this point, the divorces and you know the the people that have been mad at me and all this, the the exile in the stress and the all of the shit that has happened in my life. Maybe all of that. If I'm looking at this from a different filter, if I'm looking from this at a different angle in perspective, maybe this all happened for a reason that is positive to teach me something that I'm going to be able to take the next part of my life. And I'm like, I would never have been able to think those thoughts. I would always been. I would always been thinking, why the fuck did this all happen to me rather than this happened to me for a specific reason and it was an intended reason and it's a part of this this just this this path that I'm on, that's this is. Contract that I have made with myself. And when you look at it that way, it's like nothing in life ever happens for a reason poorly. It all happens for to teach you a lesson. So that's what we cover in women. Men relationships if you want to a slightly still a funny part of me, but a much more serious funny part of me. Listen to that that show because we do get into kind of deep with with relationships here. Here's where we just bash everything going on in my life on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and that is that is okay with me or the beginning of the show were hash you for the whole California lifestyle? Yes. GMO's in the corn is not instable. Okay. The comment that you just made about in hate? Maybe everything that has happened to me is actually happened for he said, yes, if that is part of the California lifestyle that support I agree with. I'm going to tell you. Is my bell. Bell. That is my philosophy, our percent, they're no such thing as stakes. There's no such thing as bad things that happen to you. And by the way, this big overall picture big picture. Yeah, could almost maybe be considered business advice if you want to consider business vice. Although we haven't given business advice on the guys. In a long time. So I don't wanna break that streak ship, but we do. It's just only three fifths of the week is business advice, the two-fifths of the week, known as Tuesdays and Thursdays, which is also one hundred percent of your time, which means that the only common element in the dysfunction of our Tuesdays and Thursdays is used stricklin. Realize that right despair dot com. Won't you realize that the only comment denominator in all of your dysfunctional relationships. I love that anyway. So back to I am one hundred percent of the belief in the philosophy, and I am so down with this. I am so aligned with this. That. Bad things don't happen. Okay. Mistakes don't happen and horrible things. Don't happen there to things that happened there, either successes or there are less when something bad happens. It's not like over. Just fucking horrible. And why the fuck did this happen to me new? It's trying to teach you something who knows what it is. And sometimes at the time it happens, it just not seem obvious. It doesn't seem like this could be productive. It doesn't seem like this could be something positive because it's something so horrible. You know what? Sometimes you just got to be patient go, you know what? Positives and I am a hundred percents on our that. I'm feeling there is a little bit of business advice in there somewhere. And now you've gone and spoiled it for everybody. Dammit pay for those of you who only listen to the Tuesday and Thursday show and completely Shum the month. Monday was your Friday because you don't want MRs vice. I'm sorry. I apologize. I didn't mean to infuse just a tiny bit of what might be considered business advice into the to say, while I got you on while I got you on a little bit of Iran tear just just talking in general, just as your as your. River, your verbally vomiting here. Can you explain it? I'm not. I don't wanna get into the politics of this. I just want to get into the understanding of where we stand with this. Do you know what's going on? Because I have not followed it at all. Other than through my CNN alerts.

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