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Uh-huh. You are now thought to move. This in steam days raising a banner bowl colors, no pale pastels. People should not be afraid. They should be a free people rights. In and essential to rights from our mak- is liberty limited. And America. This is steamed. Greetings, happy, Wednesday. Welcome in the Steve day. Show podcast addition, you're on Westwood One. My name is Steve day, Todd, and Aaron are here with me as well. Our podcast each day is powered by crtv speaking of which we just concluded our television production for crtv today, Tom, let's give the audience a preview of what's coming up today. It's TV dot com. Well, I know you know, when you tell us about reader feedback, Steve, that people call you the only ones who talk about it from that angle or say things this way, and that's all really flattering. So we really go there this time we, we diagnose something we got in those weeds and brought to light something that you're gonna be amazed. We've figured out right at the top of the show, Hillary Clinton's, a bad person. Yeah. I would. I've grown tired of thinking of everybody. I disagree of thinking of people I disagree with automatically two dimensional agreed one is because you know, I, my faith convicts me of doing that right to is because. Because my faith convicts me of doing that. You're not gonna reach lost people if you just make stereotypical two dimensional assumptions about. Absolutely. I'm glad you put it that way, but it's because I totally agree with you that all the more confidence and saying what I just said. Yeah, and we did that. We, we kind of went down the checklist with that exercise today, and I think it's definitely something if you've not yet washed her show on crtv you you wanna hear and see that exchange today. Crtv dot com. What about you air. The roundtable talk about a alarium pool a little bit. We touch on that. I mean, we spend probably about the first ten minutes or so talking about this poll, and I'm not going to say any more about it. But if if this poll is true, it is. I mean you were talking about it during the break, Steve, and we, we won't go there again, but it is it. It's pretty funny. I think you'll get a laugh out of him this this poll is the greatest poll of my career. It's it is. It is certainly the most fun pull of my career. Yes, we're definition of fun. Thanks. Me. Sad established a long time ago. There's a next t. shirt. You have a weird definition. He said, well, if you want to know what I mean by a weird definition of fun, it's sitting there for you to have fun with today at crtv. Crtv dot com. Promo code days is how you can become a subscriber. If you're not one yet using that name as a promo code and you'll get a discounted subscription. That'll get you all of the crtv programming. Our show the entire lineup every day for just about a quarter a day for a year. Crtv dot com. Promo code ace. Crtv dot com. Promo code days are, let's get to it. It is by Ciller hold Wednesday. So we're going to touch on a myriad, a plethora of different topics today. Erin, we'll throw out a series of hopefully interesting too provocative statements, Todd, and I with and some of them may be suggested by those of you in the audience Todd, and I will then determine whether we're buying or selling that hopefully have at least one good reason why once per show, we are allowed to say that particular proposition is so beneath my intellectual Cape. Ability. It doesn't merit me taking a position because holding for any reason other than that is considered a punk out a clear violation of the dude code for which you will be severely punished. Put one point of order. Some of them will be provided by our listeners. I mean, this is like Aaron mcintyre's little sweatshop. He's opened up that recently. Well, really, I, it's, he's Bishop Don, magic one. The pimp over there. I, it's not that I'm, it's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I like our listeners. Yes, there we go. Okay. So we're going to start off on a really positive optimistic note here. Jacob Arthur says, the Justice in the mold of Scalia or Thomas will never again be seated on the supreme court. House also. Hotel because. The logic suddenly. Opens up. It's so obvious, right? If if whoever passes away. In the next couple of months. I mean instantly the it says. Amy, Coney Barrett. Assuming that's who she hardly Todd's. Erzen's logic says that no actual logic says that you. I mean for all the reasons that we just learned actual actual different than swamped logic, though only takes like that. His different than small black. Nice. I back when I was at the devoid register. I had a congress say Shen dead kind of crystallized notion to political notion in my head that I've used on the show before it's been a while, but the status quo is the status quo until it isn't anymore. And sometimes things are just in fact, so freaking obvious, and there's enough people who in the right position who are just finally. Air New speak about it, the Holy Spirit intervenes. So it's as ripe as ever for that to happen. I don't think the answer to this question is cut and dried either way. I'm glad you went I I was going to take the opposite view of what you took simply because I really think this is a fifty fifty question and I can make an intellectual case either way. So it was going to let you make one intellectual case. And then I was gonna make the other. I think the the best part of the intellectual case you just made is it would. It would take something spiritual. I think for that to happen because the the case for why won't is most Republicans. And yes, I said, most are progressives. That's number one. Most of them are progressives. All of the Democrats are. And. A lot of the conservative legal community. Prefers justices, and they're the ones that do a lot of these recommendations. And they prefer judges like cavenaugh. Gorsuch things record as a federal judge was overall more conservative, but had no pro-life record at all. And I think you saw that in the way the conservative legal community went to battle to lobbied for cavenaugh to get the nomination over Amy Barrett. I think. I would've told you forty-eight hours ago. I thought it was fifty fifty at best that cavenaugh will survive this confirmation fight. I now think it's about seventy percent at at worst that he does. I think this thing is become begun to unravel. The Democrats the Republicans did would I advise them to do on Monday which is stop getting into back and forth or coming up with conspiracies and just call the bluff. Say, we'll give you the camera. Come onstage. Tell us what you got and now looks like she doesn't want to do that. So a lot of people are going to say, let's just move on then. I think that. I think if he were to go down though, I don't have to. I, I don't think Amy Barrett would be the would be the place they would go at all. I think you'd get an even bigger squish and they would probably be a female, but a bigger squish female. So I think based on the status of the conservative legal community. In the way that it lobbied for cavenaugh the way it lobbies for Thomas Hardiman. Okay. We're the ones that lobby for Amy, Coney Barrett. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't the federalist society. It wasn't a conservative legal community. So. From a practical standpoint, I think the answer is no, but I also agree with the analysis that the status quo is the status quo till it's not anymore. And we have seen some impractical things that on both the right and the left that appear to have no explanation other than some spiritual force at work or component on one side or the other. And that's why I think it's it can happen in the scenario that tot articulated. But if I can promise you, Brett cavenaugh goes down the federalist society in those conservative legal people aren't at the White House. The next day urging Amy Barrett, I promise you that. What would happen that's true gender gender face says, Iran, will begin its revolution before that his way along. How do we tell when a country is in revolution? Because both these countries are in unrest. I mean, that's my question to, you know. Tell me when you think the American revolution started, do you think it started at the at the Boston massacre the revolt against the red coats, they're dead started the Boston tea party? Did it start at Lexington and concord and a revolution, a civil war? Yeah, that's another good point. All right. So because depending on. When you think a revolution began at the very least what you're seeing in Iran, are the seeds being planted for potentially feels. Here's my answer to this question. My answer to this question is. If the United States. Will will support. Then I would guess Iran. Without any US support, I would guess what you've seen in those two countries as far as it will go. That's my answer. I think so Venezuela before, correct? No. Iran will begin its revolution before Venezia. Okay. Sal. And this has to do with myself diagnosis of my naievety in the. In terms of the war in Iraq. I, I believed it was likely then in that moment and others did as well notions of Arab spring. We're talking about moments that are right. I just got done talking about one. There have been many moments within the Islamic world that would be ripe for revolution, and you know what choke the life out of all of them. The religion that will still be dominant in Iran, either way that that's the thing. You can't have anything resembling real revolution there unless you are revolting against Islam. I think that's generally true. The reason why just to clarify the reason why I selected Iran, I don't think you'll see successful revolution in either country without without US support. Okay. The reason I selected a Rondo is because there there's a, there's a specialities to Iran's is situation as Llamas that put it at odds with other major sectors of the Islamic world. Okay. I mean, the the Saudis and the Jordanians would love to see revolution in Iran, every bit as much as we would all be maybe for different reasons. Okay. But Iran is. Iran is the all right of the Islamic world I could use that analogy. Iran is the mother Jones, think progress of the Islamic world where a lot other places in the Islamic world that would like Islam, the dominate as well or like those people are fiends and bad and we don't like them. Okay. And so that's where I think there's there's more it's not as cut and dried there than it is in many other Middle Eastern Islam countries where you're right, the religion is the factor in Iran's case religion, their their version of Islam as a factor. Why there are other Islamist including other hobbyists in Jihadist supporting nations who wouldn't mind seeing revolution in Iran because they don't like the Iranians down like the and if you them in a way they're sort of they're sort of the Samaritans of the Islamic world because they are Persian and they. Not Aarab and they probably hold onto that. Yeah, that's great analysis. Tecmo super bacon says, Christian yelich wins the National League MVP. If there was, I just saw ESPN last night, a screen shot of like the. I mean, I think there were ten guys. On there that they said are what's in the conversation right now, and yellow was one of them. Also fellow brewer Lorenzo Cain, but I will say that the tear that he has been on lately just hitting for his second cycle of the year. If if the brewers do end up overcoming the cubs in winning the division, I will buy this. I think it's as likely as any other choice. Well, let's see. He's got. He leads the National League in batting average by one. His overall war, although statue look at our great, he's on a team that's really good. I guess I'll buy. Joffrey says, Democrats sweep congress in twenty eighteen in remove Trump, but fail to keep either house in twenty twenty lining up four more years under forty, six as more dude. Nothing is. I think what he means is that impeach Trump but they don't move him. But the first part suite meaning they win both houses. Yeah, I will sell on that. I think. That. I think there is a Blue Wave. And then there's not in what I mean by that. I think that we have. We have already seen evidence in special elections in other places. We've already seen the evidence you would typically see in midterm elections of a wave from the other side of the party and power. All the evidence of that is there. What we have right now though. And so to say there's no Bluewave I totally disagree with that. And it's not because it's my opinion. 'cause the maths, not in your favor, the you're, you're arguing against math. I'm not into arguing against Constance in general, is a Christian. I strive for transcendence and Constance. They're the basis of my worldview. Main either God's supernatural raised his son from the dead or didn't. Right. That's a pretty cut and dried constant pretty formula if that happened or didn't. If it did then, listen, everything else we have to say. And if it didn't, then you know, were the biggest fricken losers in your culture, which one or the other? No. In between. Okay. I like that. I like those kinds of propositions. You know. In this case. You have to consider though you have a unique situation where the Senate map is overwhelmingly in favor of the party opposite of the wave. So that already mitigates some of the impact of the wave. I guess the muse an analogy. In Iowa twenty five years ago, they had massive flooding on the river here in town in the riverbank down there on grand and sixty third Ren, and and that whole thing overflowed. And we saw, as I mean, I wasn't living here then you probably were you remember what those times were k- we add severe flooding in our state, not not quite as heavy rain as what you saw nineteen Ninety-three we had severe flooding and rain in our state a few months ago. One of my are one of my former co workers, local radio swept up and died. Okay. You know there was a case of couple's house literally got so flooded it. It blew up their gas line in the home exploded, right? And but there was a wave there was a flood, but after the nineteen Ninety-three floods, they, they built so many safety mechanisms on that one riverbank the grand river is at the grand river down. There is one of the raccoon river. Thank you that one riverbank down there that it was still flooding. There were still lots of damage we even had a death. Okay. But the catastrophic damage was mitigated by the by the by the pushback of of of the system. That's what we have now, it's not that there's not a Blue Wave. It's that the map is so locked in on one hand, there are too many places where Democrats can't win no matter who they nominate and Republicans can't win, no matter who they nominate period period period like it doesn't matter. Like you know die. I totally disagree with what Eric Erickson just tweeted a minute ago. He tweeted by this time next week, Diane Feinstein's going to be so discredited from this professor for thing, she'll lose election. I totally agree with that. Now she could be extremely discredited. And then after she's discredit on this president, he's being the teen, yes, votes. She could be totally discredited on this president for thing. And then after that she can be seen on camera, literally handing her panties, vitamin Putin Republicans. She's not losing guys, but she cannot lose. But that election was held in the primary, there's there is nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing she could do child molestation charges, and I mean it nothing absolutely frigging nothing. The maps, the kung FU is to straw. I second that won't happen and the and. And and you saw with the pull, it came out yesterday and Texas. All the sudden Ted Cruz went out there and Ron minded. Everybody, bathe or work doesn't like guns and and. And all of a sudden awhile they remember we live in Texas and always down by nine. That was never really. I don't think race was always about whether that was gonna be close enough that that might negate some of Ted Cruz coat-tails nationwide. Things are too balkanised, and so there's a system of resistance fleshing up against up against the wave. And then there is the fact that the Democrats mitigate their own way because of the crazy factor. There is a crazy there is a there is an element of voters who hate the Republican party. I know what I'm talking about guys. What are these poker's? One of them. I go to bed at night and I'm like, Luther, cursing Rasmussen, my nighttime prayers, God, cursed the Republicans. But I can't just hand my kids over to this level of crazy. I just can't do it. Some in this conflicted thing where on one hand, I am trying to end a party I'm act and I'm not lying about my next book is an effort to end the Republican party. That's essentially what it is and to convince you that needs to be ended. It needs to be. We need to do this like they did in that movie Miller's crossing, you take the traitor out there in the middle of the woods, and you just put him down right there. Okay. Okay. And just leave the body. Take the cannoli. That's the next book. That's truth. Bombs really is in a nutshell, short version of truth bombs and the GOP put it down once and for all. But on one hand, I'm going to try to end it on the other hand, I feel this poll to go in there in fifty days and just vote straight ticket Republican. Because I, I don't. How do I can't? I can't. I can't live with people. Don't wanna live with me on any level and they, they let me know that all the time. How do I, how do I just do I buy that? And it's different than when Trump ran because I have to his character to because he's he's the candidate for office here. It's more of a referendum kind of an election. Collectively, who do you want in charge? Well, my answer is neither. But one side one side is poisoning my water table. The other side literally is doing a home invasion. And they don't take prisoners, I, what do you do with that? Right. So because of the crazy factor of the Democrats, they mitigate their own wave as well. And you will see some of these Republican voters right now who are totally despondent and don't care. You will see some of them come home the last couple of weeks because of the crazy factor because Democrats have done absolutely nothing at all for the last two years to show any mainstream face of their party on any issue at our any accommodation of any differences. America has with them period. So there is a wave, but the map is working against the wave having its full catastrophic damage, and then the Democrats mitigate their own wave by the fact there's so much poison injected into it. People feel as if this is this is not a normal storm that I can tolerate. I gotta fight back and push back against that. Storm that's way too long of an explanation, but. No, that's that's one of the. That's one of the better analysis. I think that we've had on this show. Which is why I also Sal, and it's why here at this point and projecting on how things are likely to go. I, I actually think Republicans will maintain both houses and but the house will be like. Narrow margin. Eagles a says something that is probably impossible for any of us to answer, but we'll go with hurricanes are scarier than earthquakes. Now, on the one hand, we live in the mid west, so we know what bad storms are not to the level or length that hurricanes are. I don't know if you guys have been in an earthquake California's a kid when my stepdad was so yeah, I remember them. I have not experienced an earthquake. I don't think in Florida, and I remember hurricanes when I lived there, but I lived in Orlando, which is pretty and right. So you can't actually answer this. I would say I wouldn't like earthquakes very much. So I would say I would sell this. I think I'd sell as well because you can't escape an earthquake. They just hit. You can escape hurricane. You can prepare for it. If you're in the middle of it, that's a conscious choice, scared, whatever. I don't care. I mean, you know, you know, you're if you're living on the San Andreas fault line or not, whether you are not, but you know there's no tectonic shifts. Downstream three hundred miles away. You know where the geologist come to you and say, guys, we've got a her. We've got an earthquake watch now, you know what I'm saying? Now, you know what I'm saying? So yeah, for that reason, the suddenness of it. I, I would agree, I and I and let's say this, this is not to mitigate anybody that's suffered anything of any calamity, our tragedy, the result of a hurricane. We're just simply saying that we at least have some form of a warning system, and there's some form of a warning system with hurricanes as well. But it's not nearly as precise it is or with or quicks as well. But it's not nearly as precise and exact. All right. This is from bear nj. He says, the only organization that ignores its own doctrine is tone deaf and has contempt for its followers pushes liberal policies and pimps in misty more than the Republican party is the Catholic church. I'm pretty sure this guy I'm I'm, I don't wanna say because I think I remember him from before. So I think he might be qualified to say that he's not just trolling. I think there's enough there there and in the current Catholic moment that we're having. I'll see your point and by. I will. I was just gonna second, whatever. He said. Can I answer why not to cop out, but I'm not Catholic. I'm not involved in the inner machinations of your discussions and dialogues every day. Right? And so I don't wanna just sit here and. Cast cast cast bombs from afar. All right. John kit says, because Sesame Street came out and said, Bert and Ernie puppets without orientation, they will now be made to care and throw them wedding ceremony. Bye. Bye. Cool will be made to care there. I, if you're telling me that we're gonna see burden Ernie eventually get married. I will buy. Oh. I'll I'll sell only because every like every once in a while, I don't know how walk Frank Oz is on a regular basis. But I mean he he's stepped up right quick on this one. And said, listen, I played a role, inventing these dudes, and you guys are all crazy. And when he said in that tweet and. It's it's, it's so true. It is. I mean, he's preaching the gospel there. There is so much more to people than their straightness or gayness. Now that's not a perfect parsing because if you wanna take that, you can say that these are kind of Coequal and arbitrary that I don't think that's what he was saying he was. He was simply saying, these are you why? Why? With your silly dumb boxes all the time this, you know, the person Ernie have been friends. They have been teaching lessons to children that transcend your dumb boxes and can speak tip. So what's I hope that's true? Yeah, probably true. He's also seventy-five whoever the next Caesar is Bernie will get married unless you it's. Assist in the Marxist of the progressive mind what he said is totally untrue because how the hell do I label you now? What? What? What? What? What faction do you belong to? Now Adam Kaufman rand. Paul takes sashes q. and becomes the first to leave the GOP. I'll sell sell. There's a constant with rand Paul, it's that he will pick the right fight and then ultimately give up on it at the end. That's the constant. So ordinary. Steve says, Ojo state will win the national championship this year because everything sucks by. Bye. Also, I don't think they're offensive lines is good enough to block Clemson or Alabama, and I don't think the backs they're back. Seven on defense is I think the weakest. It's been in several years and now they're best pass rusher. Mr. Bosa may be gone for the year. If you're if you're doing this strictly on car Mayock argument than you actually are making the right choice. Okay. But but analyzing in terms of football, I think it's, I think it's the most offensively explosive team urban has had, but I also think it's the team that's least built to win a national championship because of that. It's it's more of a video game team than. A team that can they can be in the trenches, particularly on third and three. All right, Pat riots is dropping this bomb in our laps, the book of Genesis before Abraham is largely metaphorical, sell well metaphor going, which way. That's that's. That's no, there's. Define metaphorical for me metaphorical, meaning the descriptions are actually standing in the place of what actually happened. So it's not. It's not literal, I guess I would say. Yeah. I mean, there's figures in the bible. Says, the Lord is the king of cattle thousand hills. Yeah, that doesn't mean there's only thousand hills, and if we counted one thousand one, he doesn't own the cattle. When Jesus says you're the salt of the earth. He doesn't mean you're, you're, you're a pillar of iodine. That's not what it means. I mean, there's metaphors in the bible, so I want it. That's why I didn't wanna just fall right into the the, you know the quicksand here. But if you mean in general, not that it doesn't contain any metaphors, but in general in and of itself, it is a metaphor and I will sell. Yeah, the correct by more correct. Talk about allegory than metaphor. And I, I will say that if we're just talking I those chapters all literally true. The answer to that for me as a Catholic is sell, I think. And I think. Scholarship in many ways. The backs that up. IBM your true preciado of the bible needs to understand the way cultures wrote what they were trying to mission. I believe they're absolutely true. I just don't believe they are in all senses, literally bible, the literal word of God is everything in there to be taking taken. Literally. Those are two different question, correct. That's fantastic distinction. Yep. All right. So several months ago, Steve heaven sent a list and I can't remember what exactly that this was, but it was a really good list and ever since we use that on the show. He's been writing me at least once or twice every week with more lists. But he said, give him out cookie. Cookie, but they're all pretty good. And so I feel like if he's putting this much time into it, I need to throw him a bone. So here we go. This is ten solo artists and whether they were better solo or should have stayed with the band. Phil Collins was better as a solo artist than as a part of Genesis. And I like Genesis, but no jacket required Sudi those albums. Yes. By by that the case can be made. I'm going to go the other way and sell because the fact that he had to step into Peter Gabriel's shoes and that he ended up in a way that I think when you you can unless you're like deep into music, you can convince you can when people think of Genesis just a casual music listener. I think they might think of Peter Collins, I think of Phil Collins. I see. So I think that just goes to show how. What a remarkable job he did to step it. But I, I don't think it's a cut and dry issue. I mean, yeah, Phil Collins solo is just as good as it gets. Lionel Richie is as good of a solo artist as he was with the Commodores. I think it was a better soul hardest. So you're selling? Yeah, it was a better. So LARs. One of the highest selling best selling artist of all time. Mino Richie. Numerous number one songs. Yeah, that album that had all night long. Hello? It's one of the five or six highest selling albums of the nineteen eighty s. Wow, my instinct was going to. I mean, I'm not. I don't know much Commodores am six to go to that direction on that. But I, I'm going with Steve's expertise on this one. I think sometimes people get the song catalogs mixed up like most people know. Phil Collins is not Abba cab or misunderstanding. They know that that is Genesis right. They kind of know which one is which, okay. Most people probably think easy like Sunday morning is a Lionel Richie song. It is not it's a Commodore song. So I think for some of these one of the challenges will be how much of the song catalog do people think are understands belongs to wish of the witch and not both. I think I thought that easy like Sunday morning was a line or not sung, so yeah, point made John Lennon was better with the Beatles also with the Beatles with bottles. Absolutely by. Yeah, absolutely. By not even close. Yeah. Yeah. He was just kind of a weird guy with. Visit out really weird. Yeah. Paul McCartney was as good with the wings as he was with the Beatles. Who's listed this, Steve, have trying to stroke you out. That's what this is. This is Steve. This is like stormy Daniels bathing Trump with Pena's talk. All right. Trying to get him to respond, trying to get his ego out there to help her sell books. And you know, you will be. No, he was going to the Beatles. Yes. Is this listeners attempt to bait me? It's going to work. Greatly greatly. Stevie nicks was better with Fleetwood MAC. I will. I will sell just because I like her version this the orchestral version of landslide better than I do that. The Fleetwood, here's the challenge. Here is several of Fleetwood MAC's biggest songs. She didn't sing. In my opinion, the best song, they go your own way. That's Lindsey. Nielsen did that. Has six don't stop, which is which off the rumors album is. I think their most popular song ever or pretty close to it. Don't stop thinking about tomorrow that was Bill and hill. Bill Clinton's campaign theme in ninety two and ninety six Stevie nicks. Yeah. Okay. But don't stop is another Lindsey. Nielsen song. Hamm said Nielsen's the sports caster from CBS. Lindsey Buckingham. Thank you. Let me see the chain. She's kind of on that. Right, and but booking him sings is on that too. So then, yeah, the other chick who was the piano player? What's her name? She McPhee. Yep. She sang several songs too. So it's not like her voice is paramount on all of their most known hits. This is a tough call. I guess because she probably saying backup still a lot of those songs I will go with. She was better at Fleetwood MAC. What about you. Stevie nicks was better with Fleetwood MAC, I tell you were making the argument that she was better Solel. So you're so you're selling that? She's better with Fleetwood MAC on buying, she's better with Fleetwood MAC. Okay. Well, I think I think it's probably solo because of all the things Steve just got done saying. But along the lines of my Colvin's argument, I'm making arguments she's saying the backup vocals. She sing on those songs is better than probably anything she ever did as a solo artist. That's. The substantial Sola, I think, but she, she also was not originally part of Fleetwood MAC. She was brought. She came in later and so she had to step into an already impressive lineup with dominant very dominant personalities. I mean, there is that's quite a soap opera if you look into whether they was loved the rumors and all that stuff is a reference to all of this going on at the fact that she not only survived that, but strive to the point that her solo career. I, I'm gonna give it Fleetwood MAC for those reasons. Toby, Toby, MAC is better as solo artists than as part of DC talk, sell. My teenage daughter would say he's better solo artist. My wife would say better as part of DC talk. I think that's probably a generational question. I have no frame of reference for answering that question. I can't ever told you about my conversation with Toby. MAC, you know? Yeah, I was walking into, well, I worked for big Chris. Music or Christian radio station up in the twin cities. So we had artists in all the time. I was walking into the bathroom and he was coming out and you know what he said to me, it's up dude. All right. Michael Jackson was better. Nice. That was good. Michael. Michael Jackson was better as a solo artist than a part of the Jackson Five. Yeah, that's easy. That's low lying for by. But it's closer than you think mean Jackson Five. If if if you mean the spread was minus thirty eight only lost by twenty seven. You're right closer than the CS thing. That's exactly how I meant to that. Is. Bobby Brown was better as solo artists than part of a new addition. That's not even that's not even close to all those guys. You had row Trez van. You had Johnny Gill. Bell biv devoe I mean, so yeah, absolutely. That that's an easy easy is an I'm selling. He was better as all artist. Bobby Brown was a boys better as solo easy. Bye bye. Yeah, agreed. See, Perry was the forty five year old white guy pulling out the names. Remember of. Off. You can't fade me. Very nice. Steve Perry was better with journey. Journeys. One of the great underrated bands of all time, and he had that one share which I freaking hated that song with a thousand. Maybe the most Honda rated Doke list in rock music history stares truly until they find the towels guy. Boy. After Filipino. Sorry, racist. Thank you. Sting was better with the police. Oh, by. Absolutely. Pretty good. This'll artist, but there is I could make an argument. The best thing he did is a solo artist was singing the harmony, two money for nothing. Dire straits. That's not no. I could make. He's best solo artist e. Great. It'd be just because of that. I will absolutely go with the cell say, and I I've said on the show before police are one of the most underrated bands of pop music. They're fantastic solo comes close to every breath you take. Don't stand so close to me everything. Everything she does is magic. Nothing. Nothing even close to those three songs alone feel this great music fields of gold. Other ones. I mean, it's it. I would've I would've all I think I would have held, but just because of your grotesque grotesque throwing onto the statistical, the reach, yes. That is boys and girls. I like that category where no, it was a really good concept and pretty well. Trolling for the next seventy eight emails you'll be getting from Steve. All right. Well, let us know what you think about what we think Stephen Steve day Stott com is the Email address. You can like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter at Steve dais show. Last name is spelled DAC. Please click subscribe there on I tunes and Stitcher. If you have time, leave us a review. If you can do that as well. We'd appreciate it. Thank you, all of you that have already done both of those things until tomorrow. John three seventeen. This is Steve day.
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#838 RHOA & Married2Med: Hot Dog Tea
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There's nothing else to really show. These days are. If you like are still. Guys. I love a quick shell get it over with now today, we have the real housewives of Atlanta and married to medicine. Yeah. We got both of them. Let's start with Atlanta, shall we just dive into this madness. Let's get a little lantern our lives. So it opens up Porsches at the gym. And Eva comes and joins her there. So even walks in just like this, Jim, smells like all rubber. I'm pretty sure that's way, modem smeller. She's she's like my gym smell. You electric's. I'm like, I don't let your real, Jim. Then he I think that's a steam room, even even has been starting to show all sorts of signs of shades. She had all sorts of shady comments entire episode, which makes me happy. I've been like wanting that from her I want more shade and little nasty comments because eventually is going to catch up to her and someone's gonna get mad at her. And that's that's all I want. I want people get mad at each other. On this show. It kind of bugs me when people just come and try to cause problems just because they were called boring last season. You know, because I think that's what's happening here. People were like she's born. She didn't do sit which is true. And I think that was for me directly. And so this year, she's like I'm gonna fight with everybody. Well, again, as student of a pig from the America's next top model days. This is more true to her personality. So I think it's more like last season she was on best behavior 'cause she was new on the show and her husband was running for mayor. And now, she's like, okay, cool. I can be shady again back to back to being married to a loser. And now. Yeah, be a beach. So. Yeah. And then the shade just continues. And she starts, you know. So she's working now. She's like, I'm a model. You know, what was the last time you saw model with the big booty? I mean, the only one I can think of as Cynthia. I don't know. I can't with her and I'm not really a huge fan of Cynthia either. But like who comes after the most boring person, you know, it coming after it's like coming after like a dish. You know, like just the plain white dish rag. He knows it doesn't wanna do anything. But the counter well for you. Well after it like this. Well, I think it's like it's like training wheels. You have to see what you can poke at. She's also going after Shamir don't forget she's going after not even ever there. And then she later see color Amar low little bit, which you know, is more of an effort. Yeah. I play a lot of board games. And one thing that happens in a lot of board games is like you to do an action. You put a piece in a certain area you'd like, okay? I'm gonna put my little guy over in this part of the board, which means I get to like gather, three pieces of stone. I go here. I got to collect some money. Your I go here. I get to do this action. And then there's always those spots fill up. That's the fun of the board game. And then there's always one spot where everyone can go to. To have all the spots run out. There's always that spot that everyone can go to any don't get a big reward for a belief. Each one buck. You don't waste turn. And that's what Marlowe is. She's just like the you know what no one else has anyone to buy with. Okay. Cool after Marlo get just get just to get like a little pins for you know, she's like your free role. Yeah. Support. Like topping popping I tend to five pounds baby. And then they talk about how hard it is getting baby weight off Porsche hasn't had a baby which I love. Like. Yeah. I like watching port Porsche, pork. I like watching Porsche workout because like they start doing like the ups or something she does like three just. Three. Okay. That's me walking the dog. Okay. My dog is getting like a quarter of a block these days. Buehler. Was so lucky to gone a big old hug from Kate Chastain this weekend. Oh my God. He was so in love he's like, please don't leave me. Anyway. So bushes like, Pam. Can't stop Manhattan dogs. Hotdogs aren't going to be like the the dominating presence in her life. Now, there's so much discussion about hot dogs and don't get me wrong. I love a hot dog almost got a Costco hotdog two days ago. Okay. But there's a lot. There's a lot of hot dog those are delightful hotdogs from Costco. They know they're herbal. They're so good. And they're such a great deal dollar fifty for a hot dog in the soda while. That's why it's called Costco, K better than archea hotdog deal, which is too hot dogs like two dollars or whatever dollar because those aren't as good. Those are hotdogs kit Cosco grill or something like that. Well. Oh, so forces like, you know, I it's everybody went here that and I'm in love, and I wanna scream the reef pep, but I don't have an alligator. And I climbed those stairs. Look my love. She's forty two. And she. Eva Eva is like well, look don't feel bad because I knew Michael was went after four months. You know, you got any who's married for a million years? And then you've got Marlow who's forty two years since never been married. Like, what is this random shit coming out of your mouth? You are going to get cut like literally cut Marlo will cut you. And then she decided to go back to the Cynthia. Well, she's like, you know, what I've been really vibe in with Cynthia. You know, it is what it is. I'm thirty three and she's fifty one. All right. Well, I don't think that vibe is going to last much longer saying things like that. Yeah. And then she's bitching about Marla some more about the brooms imports. It tells us I didn't realize she had issue with Mirela. Maybe she's another flip flop a hates CNN to their about. They're about as entertaining. Yeah. Flip flaps. I drive to have on the floor planet bounced around. It was flip flopping everywhere. I'm in love got cop between my toes in the flip flop. It was still good. And. So next Greg Anini. Okay. I'm gonna say this. This is the saddest shit I've ever seen. Okay. I watch. I'm not saying that anybody's faking their list for a seat. Okay. I this is real. And that's what makes it even sadder. And I don't wanna watch it. Okay. I watch this show to see Porsche to talk about hot dogs. It's really sad. And like it gives me like, very vivid flashbacks to sweep daisy on blood, sweat and heels, and we watch this all happened with daisy. And it just makes me very very very sad favors. Yeah. So let's just agree. We love Greg. Everybody loves Greg. Let's give this a skip, shall we? Yeah. And like if something notable happens, then we'll report on it. But honestly, really all that happened was like sadness and peach tea, so I think we can just like move forward to candy now rally I'm gonna what? Bullet Kerr's marking. No one driver is. She's going to open the door of candy coated factory. A candy candy factory for Chamari the newbie that new lady alert. Yes, Chamari is here her big thing is that she's married to Rani divo- of bell, biv, devoe and new addition. And that Chamari was in the girl group black which was discovered by Lisa left eye Lopez and basically Chamari wants to reunite black. I guess you just want the phone the push of escape, but I don't feel like I mean black had its moment. But I don't think it's moment was quite as big as escapes. So we'll see how that goes. Yeah. And she everything she says is like I'm famous or my husband is famous like it's something to do with that. And she's very extra is going to transport fighting with people right away. So. Yeah. Effort yet. But I also am wary of people who just come on and talk about half famous or husband is. Yeah. Because the thing is this like Bill divo- and new edition icon ick groups from the eighties and early nineties. But like every time she mentions her husband. She's like the legend, Ronnie, VO legend like, okay? Let's settle down just a little bit. I come down over there. Mrs newton. Sweating old guy like Wayne Newton's only, of course. Oh, of course, like Isaac Newton. Why are we referring to Isaac Newton? Act that got an apple on my head. Did you hear them? He learned about gravity when a hotdog fell on hit. Now. It was leave. So Chamara has a show coming up to reintroduce black to the public. And she's I'd love it. If you come and candies. And she's like, yeah, we're girl Greaves, and we're both in groceries and we're both in the industry. So we're anytime we teach cake. Okay. The handy doesn't even follow her on Instagram. She falls Porsche and not Tamari doesn't follow her thoughts. He did know she was like following the kids or something because candidate C rally. Let me give you a follow Amari. And she's like, oh, okay. Well, I was following you. I guess you weren't following me. Yeah. She's like well, see ace's learning Mandarin. My babies have a Spanish me. So they're only going to speak Spanish. So now, we get to see a little bit of his life. So she has two young twins. She has Ronnie or husband. Hey, that's you Ronnie, and then they live in running on TV. They're always serial killers and rapists from law and order or Republican president, otherwise there's not that many Ronnie's around well guess lot. 'cause this Ronnie is legend, so they have a modest house etcetera. And basically Ronnie is in a new poll cetera. Well, I noticed that they didn't skip over shade a modest house etcetera. They did it was it was small for Bravo standards. From what we could see I mean, we didn't see much, but all I could see the kitchen seemed a little small, and it was very close to the front door. So okay. No. I'm with you thought it was funny. It was just, you know, for a legend, I expected something a little bit more palatial. She's like ladies ladies ladies. I don't know about you. But I'm married to Johnny. Lab, blah, blah, blah, his music stands at test of time. He is everything to the world. Yeah. Yeah. So. Jn? So. We find out that that she that. She and Ronnie are starting their own group together called me and Mari like shimmering me and Mari. So first of all bad grammar on. Well with Mari. The all right with children, Mari Poppins. So they're in the studio, and we see we see Chamara singing and she's like in the booth, and I forgot what this was. But it was something like. Get your fu-. I'm waking up with you. It's like it's like it was a jingle for like folger's or like will. I don't know like. Yeah. Sky ham. Well, send up you the best putt of waking up. It's. So she's like me and my husband met at the Janet Jackson icon concert in two thousand and two then we had sex and a lot of times people say you have sex the first night, and it doesn't work but seventeen years later, and then a bug flies on her. I love when this happens and so much for episode. I now actively just releasing insects into their interviews. Like, I think there's someone there with a jar. Like they have a fly in a drive just quietly opening the corner because this is having a lot lately. Like, she said, I come throw a bug at her. Coffee, 'cause I got speaking of bugs I had a little piece of cliff bar that just went like kamikaze dumb throat. I was like. The curse of Ronnie devoe. So them running to go into the I'm sorry messed up his name before. But I was miss typing. I doubted myself just remember bell biv devoe. Yeah. So he's start. He has to go into this for his turn. And he's like all right. He's trying to get into it. And it's really off key and stuff and coming guys are so well rounded or thinks she said that I know, and she said think about me Ronnie think about me, and he goes okay show me those breast asus. And the but to call my God. I hope he writes the lyrics. I'm just hoping that kills the expo trainer. Still in town. Now, I know run into vote. He is Bill. The vote is for real. But I would say musically. It was a little pitchy dog little pitchy dog. Yeah. Well, we're just going to be like Jay z MP on say it's like oh God. And then they listen back to their track. And I just have to say thank you to the robot industry. He was taking over. Okay. All of our jobs are going to be replaced by. Hey, you're all of you were going to be fucking robots within a year. Okay. I saw the news that robot sex dolls are going to be ten dollars in China. You know, everyone we're all gonna be fucking robot dolls and thank God. Because at least we get him where they met of the most. And that is terrible terrible music because these sounded great they sounded like very on key robots. Yeah. Which is how robots should be by the way. If you're a robot in your off, then why why even be a robot? Yeah. Don't be like one of those McDonald's robots scorcher catch up on crooked hole. That's that's like a really that's bad. That's an indictment. Yeah. So what I'm saying? Thank you song. Robots because you really did this couple of favor. So now, he sees the she goes over to Nina's place. And he's like, oh, wow. You look like you've been to the islands. I just started to laugh. I'm just imagining Syndey just like Chow. Thank you. Thank you for. Thank you for knowing about my kitchen island. I have I just put some new put new utensil county on the islands. It's a really fascinating scene with Cynthia talking about countertops and slate. Yeah. Basically Toni Braxton gave ni recommended a holistic person to knee and how his body tree. By the whole damn forest. I'm trying to keep my wig above water, which is needs me thing to say wig over and over again. I mean, I'm not against it. I'm not against point out that every scene she's talks about rig. Yeah. So yes, that's all too. You know, a holistic stuff to help Greg. It's cetera. So why don't you move over to candy unless you have any pressing thoughts about street? Okay. So candies calling all the girls to invite them to live for Semari. And she can't keep it together with force. It is forces probably on T mobile like me, and you can addicting mobile. Thanks for the nothing. You give me in my life. Just keeps hanging up and candy sick hanging up on. Yeah. And then she I mean, apparently, I guess Porsche probably has a whole bunch of numbers because candy ones FaceTime ING some random dude in his car. And I was just like could you imagine driving down the street, and you get a FaceTime. And it's candy like now like, whoa. What is candy Burs doing like that guy that kinda so lucky Hindi Burs FaceTime dim by accidents? I know, but then you're also the guy that got hung up on by candy Burruss. You know, it's like it's like so much good so much bad happening at one time. I'll be like did that happen. Did candy Burs just call me and hang up on me. I would not know what to do with myself. So. Oh, go ahead. Just going to say I notice that when she's calling Porsche it was still listed as Porsche William Stewart in her contact. That's shady. Yeah. I never changed in. You're still beside in my phone that remind days like two thousand and six or something. But like, you know, I would hope that if I had some sort of like asshole like like if you had me in there, like I don't know what I would I would hope that like if I had gone married to someone that person on being a huge dick that you still wouldn't have his last name on contact longtime ago, my phone sink, the pictures, I guess from Facebook. And so my friend Tricia is still the picture for when she was dating. This dick longtime ago to play at science up on. Got really mad at me. But then I couldn't like it kept rethinking. And it's always with that guy unless you're going to have to delete him off all of your social he's gonna keep up hearing. So candy and poor pantley friends again because candy's cracking up and she's like. Do. To grow with bikini. Oh, I'm back on your time line earns. I which I thought was funny. So then she tells us can't be with his TC's totally keeping to herself candies. Pulling out the old candy special where she's like, I don't know something. Not gonna sing. Yeah. And again, you starts busting out her laugh too. Because you know, she has got that the only thing harder harder than doing candies voice is doing her laugh because she's like she goes, she's basically like what's going on behind you. And was like, well, I'm not going to show you this is you're looking for hot dog, man. He's not here. And you know, I'm being nosy. I can't do it. I put star candy laugh the by-catch either. Should be saying to house the first one short. It's kind of like a gymnast as running. It's like hitting the little bouncy, Pat. And then like the high is like the jump over the vault. Candy. Gandhi tells us that she's not going to talk about Dennis. And I was like markdown Carmen because you know, she's going to bring in common common. So and since he did what does she brought in common? Yeah. He would do it. He's doing everything. He's fucking IBM commercials synergy. What it's energy. This is what synergy can do classrooms. I'm like, oh my God. Tom and just take a seat. I would love to became in so handsome. It really is. So yeah, I just put a Q Carmen or mama. Joyce because you know, she's going to have them come trying to her work and pretend she's innocent, which is one of my favorite candy moves by now. Now that Lisa Vander bump is out candy has to take over the controls as the Queen snipe from this. I wish I could trade places and Lisa Vander from could be like. Speaking of hot dogs. What are you doing too hot dogs on? That's no. Hotdogs on going to China to stand up for hot dogs. I have a cold cold words for hot dogs. So anyway. Yeah. So now, we go to AT L live, which is basically like going to the farmer's market here in Los Angeles. It was like a tent, and so it's like the whole cast is there. It's like candy and portions Cynthia Eva knee. They all came out for it are pretty big deal for any cast member. Yeah. Everyone went to the tent so so they. They go in there like sitting at the table, and then black comes out and they start singing their big long and cynthia's child. Does that bits and hair up a little dated someone's like they're in a kitchen without? Kitchens down some. Their kitchen before they discovered why mesh fruit baskets. It's like a kitchen better. Tepa? So she says listening to you. I just totally sneeze. Can you hear me now? But what I like is on on my end it sounded like Cynthia gas because you said she was like. Looking at the data. Right in time. There was but you cut it off. So it's like you were impersonating simply gasping horrified. John Deere gets what I'm going to have a pay the Hugh and candies like. And versus name it after yourself. So basically like everyone's going to bring food Spacey potluck, sil- and Porsche goes. Well, I don't cook right now. Like, what what and turns out that you know, her man cooks. He's a chef like my man is chef so I don't cook. Yeah. He has hot dogs. Like what he ended a hot box then mass. You don't what kind of hot dogs all those? And she goes girl he is a dog. Alright. Just like. What is Porsche eating all day? Okay. She went from veganism to just like a steady hotdog diet. I don't cook. Because my man has a restaurant hotdogs a hotdog stand. Yeah. What Porsche loves free shit, man. You could bring her back hot dogs, and she'll still squeal and jump up and down. I mean, I'm surprised like, you know, she. I'm surprised she hasn't converted Judaism's like Hebron nationals who and then for some. I don't even know where this comes from. But as you know, like we said before ready to play. So she's like girl, I'm not even messing with your friends. And she goes she's talking about she's being shady, shady shady bug. And then Eva says umbrella recognized umbrella mainly just rolls her eyes like root. I'm trying to be nice. You know, Porsche was very puzzled by that. She's like has an umbrellas he another umbrella. And have I. Today like hot dogs too. So then what's our buns comes over newbie Semari comes over and portions like I. You look like back in the day. Which is so rude Cynthia was saying that out loud and Nina's just like not impressed. She's goes. Yeah. I didn't really get that. She starts clocking in clocking or whatever. I don't really get. What that was about the girl didn't even do anything yet. And trust me this girl will do some terrible things you can just awful. And then he can tell Niimi not only can need tell she's probably heard something. She also, you know, there's probably some backstory where knee wanted to get a certain friend on the show. And then instead candy got her friend on so needs probably already a little hostile girl. Knee. Probably addition for black in the day. She probably did get your imagine. Seeing. I mean, I've heard this one thing I can imagine it was not that tough of competition. So the still lease it. So nearly still better. Let's say that let's just spread it around menial dishes for blackened the day and sheeting. Yeah, we're starting to rumor knee. Can knock it into black. These qua-. So candy. So then running vote comes up legend. He's. Hey, hey. Hey, everybody. Hey, go. My God is male Porsche. And no one cares, by the way. Everyone just sitting there like oh, cool. Like, no one's like. Oh my God. It's running to build a delight Sepah crush. Everyone's just like will call. And we were just doing shows together this past week. And he's like, oh, yes. Escaped till bell. And Samara says you got pointers for candy. Whoa. I can't I wouldn't believe that. I'm only person in America who literally backed up the couch. I was like. I know I think I like I did that thing where when you're in a car on your stop shore any fling arm out of the right to protect the passenger pillow pillow. I did that thing where you offer a hot guy ride. But then it gets in your car, and he smells like, but and then like tries to go through your glove compartment opened the door and just kicked him out onto the street while the car was moving I just kicked over my coffee table. No, no, no, stop it. He's like, well, you sound great. You have hits. But here's what I would say placement placement. So the show takes the people on a journey and candy and just goes smooth. Just the laugh against you. Is this getting me, Ronnie Devaux, and she's like you opened for me, you asshole, give your advice. Well, she does. And she says something that's so shady, but she says in the interview, but to him she goes, oh, I need to come. See your show. I need to come in early as an like. So quick. And so good. I was like listen velvet VO they were influential in the early nineties. They've found I think they were the ones who brought along. No boys to men, so I get it. But like, honestly. Not candy candy. Okay. Bills. No. Mars like, well, I wanna think everybody kind of good. And I was like, oh my God this lady and she's giving them the toodle fingers. And I was like this. They're going to eat her alive. This slighty. Yeah. She's going to be hopefully, she's going to be just like the craziness that this show will be an act going back that modest house situation. Like, I think this means that she's probably probably going to be very crazy. Because otherwise, if you have a house like that, you're probably just going to be a friend of you know. Yeah. But they already made her a main. So. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. She's probably main because she's probably crazy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She has to be she out crazy Marlow because Marlowe is like the. Model? Yeah. It's like trying like throwing fire. Vira odds doing boards while trying to get attention candy just goes, she just candy like still like Newman for those Ronnie Devaux unsolicited advice, and she's like put new addition back together. Do something don't critique me if your wife advice. So then Eva says something that I didn't understand that you understand this. Well, they start talking about Shamiya again and Porsches I think talking about how even Shamir both like black and cute something like that. And then even like she and black with a cue, which I didn't really understand. I thought she was just doing word play about black the musical group. But I didn't really understand what the other meaning was and I was also really tired. And so then there were like upset about it. Because then there was like was there like a suggestion of colors, and that means black but not black with the Q? I hope it's not because she's dark skinned. I like you. But I don't like that. That's what she told us. But I don't know what that means. I didn't I didn't. This show. It's so funny watching these show as just like to slummy white guys kiss. We'd learned so many things we're like what is that made plaque? And then two years later, we're like, I'm such an idiot. I remember one time on project runway with someone said that is just Janke. That's not even a word and people were like, you're an idiot. That's been slang for like four years. Jank it's been around a while like years ago seven years ago, you know, I just liked that when we watched the episode where Claudia Jordan, red neat leaks filled and said that she had no edges. I was like, yes, she's saying that she lost her edge. Like. Dome asses. So anyway, but I I personally when I watched this team went went Eva said that I thought she was just making a joke about black musical group like, but she black like issue like part of this musical group that I think that like I kind of feel like they were watching black with tongue in cheek. I mean, they're basically like the county fair the two of them were up there at this like, you know, singing there once they had a few songs, but this like their big song. I thought like it was just throwing some shade towards the group. But then, you know, candy, candy gotta vibe of color 'isms. So. Like, he's always gets up and just start shaking her acid everybody and can because I feel sorry for this. It's not as simple as call casing. I just did two months ago. It's time for commercial. It's time crap in commerce. So over at the New Jersey. Are able to expand because they've made so much money and. Could for them. They're going to need three more old lady. So those old ladies are already asking for enough money. You know? Yeah. So then Carmen comes in. And I was like here. She comes. I wonder if karma's just here to talk about insurance. Yeah. So she comes in and is hurt talking and candy starts talking about Miami and about Dennis the hotdog guy cetera. And then while they're talking go over to Porsche who's like torquing on her mom, and they go to the couches and flop over Porsche has like big old sweat underneath. She said that to couple of weeks ago. She's got the now, they're only did sweat, and that's a lot of boom sweat. She wouldn't kidding. She was not kidding. So. Porsches happy because Dennis got her Rolex and all that stuff. And meanwhile, Carmen is talking to candy and saying about how hot dog bought a Rolex for another girl to you know. And so and they're like, and then this girl Jamie comes in and Jamie was Porsche's ex-friend. But Jamie's all's the one that Porsche went running chasing down. Now. Here's ago beat the shit out of it a season. Finale. They're like, I think it was like footage that was not included on the main show, and they played it in like secrets revealed or on the reunion. But it was like a whole thing that she chased down this girl in an alley. So Jamie is there Jimmy also knows hotdog because her friend had hot dog. So like for two years and was dating James friend for two years. And then I think hotdogs dating Porsche while saluting other friend, right? Yeah. Well, everything that Porsches thing says cutting back between portion her mom, and then these girls. And so yeah, porches mama's like. I haven't seen yet. So she's like luxuriating on the couch for like Porsches mom is in her own like romance novel. She really is. She's like she needs to be like a silky robe with like like, very fringe, and like a divine. She's reclining Dion. Yes. And like stiletto heels that are made of like see through plastic with for glued to the ends of eating little dove dove candies. Yeah. I the dinner Miami's like oh bulls. Bulls. They keep cutting back and every time you got be watch. And they to the other friend like, yeah, he buys girl Rolexes. Yeah. There's going through every single thing. Hotdog always does and everything he does stuff that is like saying. Yeah. And then next thing he does he gets a tattoo their names like he he's gonna try to. And if you're lucky it'll even put your face on him, and he wants to put my bachelor portion. She's all crying, so funny. He goes he's getting my face on his back, then meets he's not going anywhere. Oh. Know. And then she's like he said that you're the first person who was brought this type of these. He said that you're the first person brought this happiness into my life. And then and then he starts cooking for me and all this stuff. And again, Jamie is like, yeah, he he acts like the only ones cooks for them. And he's not even cooking for them. He goes and gets us someone else by the from a restaurant other girls cook it he needs to check the receipts. Porsche. It was something. But now, I know everything. Yup. Child lady God. Well, she doesn't know better. Like is just making it sound like poor shows up after one day of dating anybody. It's like he's. Lincoln. God it's been five weeks Porsche, Porsche, Porsche, Porsche last Porsches, little horseshoe heart. I love portion. I love the I love the D mistakes that she makes along the way. They're fun. Yeah. Okay. So that's the end of Atlanta, right? Yeah. Let's go to marriage medicine to medicine last day vacation boat ride from hell catamaran. Gotcha. Catamaran or like dog Maranhao Matt Ryan, everyone kitty it 'cause I own a knocked dogs not gets Opie s I left my ipad pencil on the couch. Now, I have to write on pay. Time. And pencils forever? Pences Onis pencil if it's ghosts Yuan. You can tell Beverly Hills is coming back soon because we're just like randomly inserting. Lisa Vander pump into like our headlands. Version of her ever actually been real coming up. I'm so excited for that. I'm so excited for it. Even though the season. I I'm nervous that it's going to be doll. I'm just excited to the only trepidation. But I am too. I am too. Excited. I'm like super excited that we're going to talk about we're going to recap it on my fortieth birds on the on the actual fortieth birthday like that as a gift, and it's like what what better way to enter middle age than by reflecting on people who stubbornly refused to leave early. This is my section. I'm like, okay waiter been your forty give up your tables. I'm my midlife crisis. Is that I'm going to give up podcasting? And just wait tables at sir. Go back and grow a sad ponytail that the marriage app at that doesn't mean I won't marry catch up. I'm just gonna twirl slim ocean with trays until I get my Martinez slash just right. Like, I need the glass to stay still. But the slosh to go out of it. Okay. So here we all with married to medicine to medicine, doctor Somoza, we're back in the fight. We ended with last time where Simone, you know, someone is being Sadie just because she starts talking like she's yelling at somebody saying something. Nice. I want you re welcome you to the. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, even though it was for surgery. She's I want you to stop saying surgery because it makes you sound like Vic. Yeah. I said this last week. I actually built like Simone without a line with this. I think that like when she says I wanna rebel commute to the group. That's actually, very condescending. And so yeah. So then it's this whole thing. And and you know, it's like stop saying what stop there. Well, I don't even know why she's saying that she just saying yelling stop saying, what don't say that down say that I wrote over and over because I think it like, but I did have surgery. Stop. They pull Simone away. See so basically pulls her away and like she hasn't been around. She's on edge not much fucking problem. I'm like, well, you're the one who's actually really mad at your problems amount. You know, you're screaming at somebody for literally no reason right now all the guys like, oh, she's pointing finger. Don't you talk to her like that? She has a reason to be on it, and she's like do not. Do. The edge over there. Just like don't tell him to fuck don't tell them to get the puck away from you don't ever talk to my husband like that. And someone's like, oh, I guess you're not paying now. 'cause I'm almost like holding her back across the chest. Oh shit. Got a lot happens on this show. This is only the first three seconds. I was just adjusting to the catamaran and. And gene says obviously he's new to the group and Curtis goes. Yeah. Stay away from women when they're mad women that crazy. So heavenly goes up to cadets. Condenser? You didn't get from dating. Okay. Just start talking. Just. You just have to talk talking right now. Like an inch is like, what's what's Simone in boats chased telling him I should. And then we just see like those extended montage of Simone being on bows and just like screaming like mashing her, and like a sushi restaurant like at a group dinner, and this issue boat arrived just what if. I would like to welcome back the waiter to our table with vote. I would like to she to stop telling me how it feels you come to our dinner, and you don't even cook the fish, and then Jackie is. So Jackie too. She's like Contessa. Let us pray. Dear heavenly father. What I'm talking about? Oh comes up into can. I talk to you Contessa can't not fi. Says. All right. I she says am I gonna get beat up because I can't fight. I can't wait. What what is that you can't bite? That's what you're made to do. You started it. And then contest is like, I'm the one who can't fight. I can't she goes. She called me a bitch and a fix them. I know victim eye surgery, and I have no Vic way to get surgery. American will love that. When you call me a bitch and smuggles, that's one of my words. One. And then she. And then just like then. Then. Yeah. So then contest like a victim. Because that's one of my words victim is one of my words also words. Is that like is that like how you is that like, okay like what you were really nasty to Nate. You said I was just like one the ugliest person that you ever met. Sorry. But that's just my words. That's all heavenly said. That's my favorite word. Mariah's? Nah. Heavenly favorite word is your mama bit. That's awesome. So the guys just like, whoa. Those ladies are sure lady like aren't they just nuts? Women are crazy right guys. Yeah. But then then they bust out of buffet. And that's then we we find that. Everyone's just really angry. Yeah. Because Jackie teachers with that means she goes hang right now that is angry and hunger. Case you can figure that out. So Mariah now they're all like now that they've had the buffet. Everyone's calmer Meraz like I'd like to just the group. I wanna talk about ownership. Both vehicle and emotional. So I have a new Siam. And also I wanna own what I did to Damon. I want to apologize daddy. Because what line and I would never want to. I think I've almost respect to that. At the MAC the app became that is disappointing to me disappointing and he's like, well, I would like to forgive you. And I appreciate that more than you can imagine and heavenly, right? I wanna say something. I'm grateful for your extended the Neapolitan daddy. And it's like, wait. She didn't apologize to you. Yeah. And I was actually I was I was expecting fully from Mariah to say. And now that I have taken ownership. Do you have anything that you want to take ownership of because that's classic? Mariah, you know, she does like the fake olive branch. But she actually didn't do that. Instead. Daddy, just got up and did a little dance party. Awkward dance off. Thing. Yeah. So then later at the hotel, they're just all getting ready to go out again. Because that's what you do on vacation. You take a van somewhere? You come back change take a van somewhere comeback change take a van somewhere. Comeback change. Yeah. That's all. They've been. Fans. So tonight, it's marriage therapy night. So they drive off in their van to wherever they go on. There's some still drums playing no Bendler very upset the Fe and toyah has a plan or sleeves. She wants to redo couples therapy with heavenly. Oh god. Some people don't deserve second chances. Okay. This is terrifying. So then they're getting dinner, and toy goes, you did get the resort owes an Eugene goes, I didn't know what that was. Which cracks me up? Yeah. And then like a what heavily to do it again who fuck up couple therapy twice. You can do it. Evan lee. Can it would certainly be having a. Yeah. So yeah. Heavenly sneaks off into the bushes to prepare for her like couples therapy redo which is also funny to me. And so after everyone's having dinner, there was a discussion about rum punch at some point. But like at this point, I was dozing off. And I was like. Like me at a bar. Okay. If I order a MARTINI. I'll say with an extra shot on top. You know? That's just how I order, and that's how she orders to. She goes. I would like a cocktail. But last night, I had some rum punch, and there was no Brown. That was empty calories. I rum. I want round I ram jingo. You don't have to repeat that. So many times you want upbringing round. That sounds like me going on a rant. My order run punch. And I think in my rom, so. I want. So let's see here. Toy. I'm just wondering heavenly. I don't know why need a paragraph about how heavenly snuck off into the bushes. Okay. I'm scrolling. Pastureau welcome. I mean, if there's something funny there by literally not. Yeah. So let's just pass. So it brings the whole group to the beach. And everyone's like, where's where's heavenly? Where's heavenly? And then she standing there waiting to receive them. She's kind of like game of thrones. She's like that that read which you know, who's like the Lord of light is ready to receive you. But it's heavenly is ready three of you up. Dan. She's like, I'll just go to shatter Bogle birth to a shadow daddy, daddy's on over your mom. So everybody's terrified. When my find out that it's heavenly doing therapy again. Right. Yeah. Curtis is like we're going to get thrown in the pit tonight and the heavenly like. On our microphones. Thank you for believing being to give me a second. Now, I know that some of you are excited about this. And was like who's? About this. Last year it rent to the left in my husband, send the worst mistake was not letting other people ask us questions. So there is asking us questions. I'm like that's not really therapy. But this is not couples therapy at all this was basically like heavenly hosting a press conference. You know, it's both heavenly making things about herself, which is like my favorite part of this show. So so then it's just like everyone asking her questions, Jack is like heavenly, do you really submit to your husband or do you just want Dame into few like you Smit to him? Spec. And he leads with compassion, and we're like, okay, fullish it, right? And she tells them Jackie tells in their group, and every earned the couple's interview Jackie's, there are certain times that I submit to Curtis, and there are times that I make him think I'm submitting for example, when we go to remind him of the affair that he had and how badly embarrassed me. Dardis? Sometimes I make him think I submit to him like when I washed all his vintage cars that he bought his third midlife crisis. Yes, I showed him by washing all his cars, and then kind of meeting to him. Then mariah's like I'll go and she runs to the Mike, and I'm just joking. I'm just joking. She's going to stay out of it. So then contestant ask a very contested question. Like what you favorite color like what are the favorite things? What are your things that make your marriage happy and successful confessed? Why are you even here? Yeah. I know seriously and Simone's question was like now heavenly when you have a disagreement with daddy. Like in terms of disciplining, the kids how do you handle it because see so it's like friends with the kids, and I'm like, the father, and I get in that ass. I'm like what that is getting into the acid is kids. I. Weird analogy creepy slaying creepy so then heavenly better. Better. Oh, she starts victim everything daddy's. That is not true. I'm going to stand up and make a proclamation very soon. Wait. I have to make proclamation. The proclamation comes after qua-. Oh, yeah. 'cause quad squat. Quadra Walters is like. How old is your oldest son? Just like putting years old long. Have you been married? Twenty years. The defense rested note that the jury is I tend to objection confession. Did you trip? Did. Thank you for your question. It was totally not just had a big fight. So that's what daddy's like I have to say something like five months pregnant when I got married. Yes. If that's where you were going and look at. Credit? So daddy takes them Aikins like Donka, Shane, darling. Donka Shane thank you for all the joint pain is that I have to make connects after make a correction. There's no way you tracked me, I knew from the start. This would be my wife because she told me listen stupid. You're going to be my husband, and I want my boy too. Because to crystal clear that he's my son and everyone's like. There and now and that was at the end of therapy. I was like, oh, I'm glad that everyone got to not discuss their issues with their spouses. So the next morning, and now it's like doctor clinic time, so they all had off to wherever to like a little tent and everything I actually believe it or not actually really like these scenes because I enjoy watching the doctors being doctors. So they're driving over there. And in the bus joking Toya like making sure that she goes off her birth control Antonio's like little, it'll you know, what the it was actually done the method as both control the girls live cajole. Nice like red light. Jane, thanks for the image of Eugene, splurging K. Needed that. I feel like watching. Look at who spend all that extra money. Let's go on a TV joyous. Splurges teen as okay, get it straight. Dictionary. Images of like square Joya. Grows. Sorry, that's kind of their thing. But let's cable fashionable. So they go help people. And then the big test here is when gene has to get his blood pressure taking his last year, Eugene his blood pressure taken. And it was like nine thousand ninety over ten. So they're they're talking to this lady named highest in. And she by his blood pressure is better now. But her blood pressure's, really high. It's like one seventy five over one ten and she had chest pains yesterday's, they're like, okay. Well, we need to like need to do and he cagey, and she's like, well, I gotta walk this lady home incurs like I'll walk around. I'll look around. I'm like you dirty bastard, you're not walking Milady. Oh, oh. Good for you. Because I don't trust quotas run any lady walking ninety year old woman. Listen, I don't know what Curtis's into Curtis will be like now watch this van. So basically. Yeah, he tells the woman to take medicine, which is like, okay. Yeah. Genes like I don't like taking medicine either watches clip from last year Jackie's like you don't take your medicine, and we all learned a lesson a very important lesson. Yeah. So then they're getting ready to go out again and tries lashes off though, you hate help with lashes sinking of the line, and he's like I can do have ashes could also do weaves. Gene is so cute. I love her Jane. He's so adorable. I just love him. So they're going out again and their innovation again. It's time today they've been bam. They've gone to so many things in that van in this episode alone. Man, Jan van Damme. Yeah. So they go to place called Jackie O's. And this night is going to be hosted by Simone, and so because everyone sort of posting at different night of this vacation. And I was just hanging around and heavenly offers toy a a carrot and toy eats like a horse. You basically just like. Takes a bite from heavenly handed, the carrot drop onto the couch. Bone is sitting over there with Kurt or see soul. And she's like. I would love for you to come sit here with us if that is okay with you. Co- Jesus Mary and Joseph e no it's going to happen in the the. Quarter. So she sits down, and she goes Hattie, you feel I don't want you to think that everyone expects you tippy. Okay. And quite says, well, I will say ever since the trip fullness when it comes to how the divorce proceedings is going to do. Point a little cockroach climbs up on a chair right by their hands. Like oh. And then quad goes. Wouldn't you believe it when the cockroach popped up behold, we'll talk about dogs? See and they cut to the car coach. It's just like ons back like I was like that is so Dr. It is. He's like what I do. My wife, and she showed me a sad. And I'm here, I'm here in the sand. It's like he won't even out me. And then quad seeings God is drawn Ted you something it's like, well, someone's not going to be in the color, purple musical. But I thought the effort one of my favorite scenes of all time. I still haven't seen it. So I didn't get well. And then you're gonna start singing God is trying to tell you something along with me every time we're in a van, okay? I'm down for that prove it. So they're eating and some ONA psych. Is our last night. This has been an amazing trip and the music stops because it's their turn to do an exercise and everyone's like another exercise. Why can't we just go on vacation? She's like this. Don't worry. It's not talking biscuit. Now, it is a shell. We aren't going to put our negative thoughts into shale. And then we're going to throw the shale into the ocean. God. I mean, come on by ways Simone. She's wearing some sort of blouse that is so distractedly awful. It looks like it was like supposed to snow or something. It was like crosses on it ended all fluttering. It was just like it was like dandruff, the blouse see sills looking all. Hi, everyone was saying, well, he got the fashion in the family because he. Moan. So so Simone is like her negatives. His and she's like, I still have some resentment about tambi, but I'm gonna put Tammy and everything she represents into this shell. Let's see. So speed dials Tammy he's Quebec with baby. She shell. Everything's okay. And then it's like now heavenly why want you to put something negative about your marriage into conscience, and she's like. Did he hasn't been leaving the toilet seat dancer? We're flushing. Daddy, Jesus Christ monster. Yeah. That's should go in the shell bad. Well, if you're not gonna take it seriously. I'm like, listen. Do you wanna see daddy do keys? I don't want to that goes on the shell. But that daddy Dookie in the show. Yeah. How are you criticizing someone when you're bringing up Tammy? Okay. That's so old and you're bringing up Tammy and putting your resentment and of Jinan shape shell by the way. This is Marsha I can say what I want. Everybody's marriage. Isn't it just ain't which I guess she's probably like, I don't know. Like, I don't I can't think of anything. So here's something petty because it's still annoys me. She goes. Okay mic thing is being too controlling. I'll tell them what to do what to watch on TV into his. You want us to think you control over David okay, girl. Okay. Toya's like I'm gonna put it in the shale say that the mill my like bounces off onto, gene. I'm like all in all I'm rob you'll global and like whatever you say bounds. Love me and sixty and I'm like, oh, my God is, gene. How do we get it all in not wanna let taping awful, gene abutting the show? But I because so it's like hot solely to get glue off someone. Okay. What I did was like not balance. Okay. Okay. Classy Aden's like, maybe you have common menstrual cycles. Shut up. You've had one line today in your dick in it k- just over there. Yeah. Yeah. Contests as generic sometimes I can overreact, Scott. And you know marriage is not a fairytale. Okay. Put on the shell conduct the conscious like bowling asleep inside these poor conscious. They're like we're just trying to live our lives or putting negatively. I know suddenly the community starts killing each other. I told you the Vata to pass for person to person. Those conscious are so angry. Now. So mad. Yeah. So the Jackie's like what I'd like to release into the shell. He's holding onto the hurt and pain and disappointment. I felt before learned how to wash cars over shut up. Jackie. Jeez. This hold holder sham Lau, I don't really know where to put it right now. Some crazy I think she's a terrible human being. But she does bring something that the so, and I have to admit it every time there's an episode because you know, give credit where it's due to goes. Well, I wanted to get mad about a pair of shoes that eight lost on this trip. But some think that's petty, and then the customer I telling us, I'm not sure if he lost my Schnell shoes or if there's someone near and dear were sticky fingers, and then it cuts to heavenly face, Mike. Okay. So now, we're accusing heavenly of stealing. Yeah. Probably happen FC probably did it. Yeah. So quad. Meanwhile, she's like I'm going to release the tro that has transponder Gregor to this. To this big. This was up in the club dancing. On. Wait a minute. Is this my two mommies our own jail. Like, yes, it's a friend of continues so circle. So. Comp cynical? So anyway, they all grab their conscience. I go down to the beach, and they've fling them over their heads into the ocean. And like how many beachside rituals do these dodos need every single year that fling something into the ocean? I mean, I can we'd like think about the poor things in the ocean. They don't want your bullshit like how many reads to send off into the water and conscious with Tammy we have to send down to Ariel, and okay, none done enough to the ocean. I agree. We're trying to save the whales not make the Wales. Wail get it. And that brings us to another end of another episode of married to medicine. So you guys, thanks villas and double whammy episode. There's no marriage medicine on this coming weekend because at thanksgiving. But there will be a new Atlanta. So we'll be back on Monday to discuss Atlanta all of episode. And of course, we're back tomorrow to discuss the season finale of Orange County, which would be ridiculous and fun Ronnie's doing his after party. Maybe I'll try to stop in on that. I can join in with my calendar. Maybe I'll try to join in your your after party tonight as well little bit. And you. Depends on whether or not watched onto county it so you guys will be back tomorrow and talk to later.
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But it's like it's like, we're all magicians wanna come his LA because of the magic castle young. No. Because there's also, you know, there's at a partner complex across the people like magic groupies, also come. Yes. And also because back in the day in like the twenties thirties forties. A lot of like dark. Magic was being. You know, what I mean like people were looking which is where L Ron Hubbard was in one of those dark magic groups. Well, that all that should happen that a cult that. Like, alternative religions have happened after World War Two and everyone was like fuck the world, totally. And it's especially terrifying in LA because it's like the land of dreams, and then there's this underbelly to it. But I really wanted to say on there because they do say on says there is that what you did. No because they haven't closed for a year, but the sans exit exhibition like they're redoing it or something and needed like a remodel ghost. Didn't. Appreciate the like while they're like, oh, do not ever. Call me, Catherine and Audrey were there. Yeah. And they were like nice to meet you. I have no respect for your word, and they were horrified. Ghosts getting podcasts. Don't you die without kills that? You're they said to you. They don't respect your work. No, they said to each other. Oh, because I think in Hepburn thought Audrey was not a good actress. Well, and how do you feel how do you where do you fall that? I'll tell you this. She's not a very good actress. However, I think she's more watchable than Katherine Hepburn, even though I think, Katherine Hepburn's brilliant. What does that mean? You don't know. There's just she's like a star quality and Katherine Hepburn is like let's get this over when I like her I like, Catherine. Yes, I like in interviews because I feel like that's her true sort of self is just the sort of like, I told you this is she more stage. Actress would you consider more? No, she did some stage work, but no she has one more Oscars than anyone for acting. She went four for best actress, and she was just so teen salty which I love, but in her rose that you don't see it as much as like you see some. But like when Barbara Walters interviewed her it was like, do you even own skirts? This was like in the air. Eighties and Katherine Hepburn goes I own one and I'll wear it to your funeral. Like, I live for that. Dude. I made Walters for no fool. I did her face. Look like what she said that it'd like dropped. But also like Barbara Walters. No shade. And this is actually Louis for tells opinion that I agree with she's sort of a hack. Sure, she's not a very good energy, Terry gross of TV interviewers think. She's better. I think she's way worse than Terry. Really, Siri gross. Does the same thing. She's just like, so you you put paper in front of you and wrote some things down. Right. That's true. But public Walters is more like. Why is your makeup purple do what? I mean. It's just like what she happened to be the first, and that's why she's considered a trailblazer. But she's not a very good interviewer. Yeah. She's the she's the Caitlyn Jenner of female journalists like completely by by the way, I think she's not well now, so I feel bad saying Caitlyn no Barbara well, everybody who's old is not. Well, that's true. Look at Orson Welles dead. Not. Well, he wasn't well even for a long ten minutes later. You should call him the say on this Orson Welles. Jessica who would you call an assay on Jordan chime in? If you want Jordan's here today, I call it a who somewhat dead that you would wanna hear spirited grandfather's one. Why why your grandfather I loved him? He was just the sweetest guy. I want to hear some like straight up truth. Like, I wanna hear somebody be like that's not how it went down. Like I want. I want to hear like like Albert Einstein. Actually I wanted to bomb. The I want to hear like, the honest truth from people is that what you think he's truth was I think he Albert Einstein was not a great, dude. Really? You don't think he was at all? Now. What are you backing that up with? Well. He wore sandals with socks. Okay. That's a huge strike. And I just think I think anybody who is creating something like that. I don't I'm sorry. You're reasonings. Not good. I don't think you're reason is good to come up with an atomic bomb that can change the world. It changes the world. And it changed the way we're warfare is he used science for evil. Yeah. So basically it off of that. And sure he wasn't nice to women. I don't know. Maybe I think he was just like married to his fucking work who cares haircut. You know what? I mean. I want is here. I want to know. I wouldn't know who the women are behind whatever his success. I wanna know the truth. Sure, I wanted to oracle just someone someone was the woman by the man, I want to hear all the dead women. Who were like, actually, I invented that. He killed me. Albert side kills me. Who would I want I want? I don't know someone I'm trying to think of like someone famous or something or a past president or something Rb milk. Yeah. That'd be cool. That'd be cool. One of the witches burned in Salem, cool. Although it beats so. Wrenching. I'll tell you who wouldn't be because she wouldn't be Houdini, and it wouldn't be whatever. Copper mouth or whatever compromise. Hopper mouth. Yes. But he's alive. Claudia schiffer? She's alive. Navy people who are alive. I think talking to the dead would be do you want to know what they have to say? Now that I'm thinking about it. Do you want? I think I've always wanted something that I'm related to some spirit to be like, you're you're okay. Like, it's going to be everything. I would rather talk to a future teller future. Teller future Bank teller in say on, sir. I was so bakes have those tubes anymore. They do in not in LA. They don't. But in Texas. There's nothing I missed more than going to the Bank putting check deposit in that thing and sending it in that to say something a little risky. Still one of those things once I have one I'd want to a child I loved it. I did you play Bank. I played Bank. I was stolen for you though. Because apparently had to do that sister. Who are the me? So that's that's how wall self care of everything. Like eight and she was like here. Like, how did you get that doesn't matter? Yeah. Oh, I did want to say what color was it? Do you? Remember, it was got your game color. Green. I got an a little tiff with a Bank teller is not a Bank teller the manager of the Bank. Who was so effing route to me every time I go there. He's always behind the glass like doing the telling is the Bank that starts with a C. And every time I go there. He just like you walk up, and he gives you a look with like, raise eyebrows. And immediately act pissed and confused as it happens every time I'm there. So this time I walked up, and he gave me that look, and I go I can't do this anymore. No. No. No. No. No. And I was like really calm. I was just like, you're you're truly your energy. So awful do hear that. And he was like excuse me. And it was like you just you put out something so terrible. And it just sucks because like this is where my money is like, I don't I don't want to trust you in my money's in here. So I'm going to let someone else go because I never wanna handle you again. And he was like. Okay shitty. Even after that. And I was so calm. And he's so mean to me every every time I go like if I'm like, oh, I need to make a deposit. He's like. All right. What kind of deposit just depositing? These checks enter your pan. He's just an asshole to other people too. I say there was a woman who was taking twenty dollars recently from her Bank account news like wow, twenty dollars. You must be in trouble. But he says shit like that. And I tell her I don't know when I by the way, go on yelp. And they all say it. They're like the people there are awful. But I think they mean him and I said to him I was like that she walked to embarrass her. But I was like that's awful that you just said that to her, and he's like why that you just made fun of horror shames counts and a go people. Listen, there's really there's obviously many things more important than money. But like, and I don't even mean being rich. I just mean protecting your money who wants an asshole they're doing that. That's why I do online banks because if I if someone's going to be shady, they're there and do it with a MO jeez. I guess good with credit union. That's what I should do. We do. I want to start at a Bank going to start. My who? Being what's I wanna know? I wanna know. It's not weird anymore. There's something up. There's definitely a met situation happening. I want to I want. Okay. I'll tell you what my idea was when Cavanaugh got nominated. I was like I wanna burn the whole thing down. How can I do that? I can have allies and women remove their money from the system. I don't want the I don't want our money to give it to you. That's how that story. This thing. I'm not the right person to run the Bank. I just the idea person. You know, I I have the synergy I put people together, you know, who are you connecting here. Oh, I've got all the big bankers. I've got Richie rich. Oh, I've got the monopoly woman, his wife, so Richie Richardson guy. Oh, sorry. We're Cina rich. Oh, his second. Cousin? Yeah. I've got a MRs monopoly. I have scr-. Scrooge mcduck niece. Cool. I have. Well, says reg who else is read? That's it. That's it Melissa Microsoft. Yeah. Oprah Oprah got Oprah. Oprah's ready waiting. She's got her basket. Full of veggies. She's on the board. She sure is. Anyway, if you want to invest in my female only Bank run by females the right way. Then me veggie mccranie. All your money on van mo-. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. That's the way to do it. There's only one credit union in the whole country run by woman is that true. No, thanks. No banks are run by women. Does it have to be? Does it happen to be the psychiatric credit union? No. It's it's a it's a black historically back black Bank. Oh, which is another great place to put your money for sure stop giving these monsters your fucking money. That's right knee. But what came out of this say on its was a friend recommended a psychic to me, and you will be. Yeah. Go ahead. I want to hear this. Oh, sorry. I was gesturing to because I was excited they recommended they go. He looks a little weird. But Gary Spivey's the best in the country, and you can even call him. They said he looks a little weird. This is what he looks like everyone Google he has a microphone hat. They call him the q tip psychic. Because it looks like he's he he looks like a microphone so here. ESP issue is supposed to be the best. But he looks in never trust. 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They spread some weird sexual thing onto them of like, we're gays. They'll obviously all we talk about is fucking which is obviously not true, obviously, met my fucking parents when they were married does that all they talked about my parents were my dad was so overtly sexual with the way that he spoke. I cannot tell you what Jada Pinkett Smith. Yeah. But not in a like, I would do anything more at bragging way. I would do anything to sit at that red table. Do you ever watch the red tape can do it? I don't know will was just there. It was a fascinating episode. She has people on who were just like, you know, internet celebrities. But I don't know that I'm that. You don't think you're an internet celebrity though. I mean, I know more. No. That was an insult that I called you an internet celebrity. Well, I just mean that I've won an Oscar. You know what I mean? So like, no big deal for what for I know by the all the horses are pretty. Was an English title British. Yeah. Okay. Then I did my my accent. What was your catchphrase in that? Because me bodes me lightning flashes going through menopause net. Like hap, you said that five or six times because they really wanted to to have their like, this is the first house character with the catch exactly if anyone's been watching ninety day, it's the new there used to be cut on the bias. But now in the new series. It's you have to do it proper put it in proper nacip five million times. Anyway, so they the one of the characters on the show. Okay. Characters just a real personal real person. So was your an episode where somebody met a Polynesian man, and he met her at the airport. Yes, she's it. She's spilling all the secrets of what Polynesia. No of how the producers essentially made him do that. And she. Yeah. And she was like I looked so upset she she according to her kalani is her name. Collect money, and she is Samoan in her her fiance is Simone, and I guess she's Simone American, and according to her they're painting her out to be sort of racist. According to her where she's like disgusted by his dance. But she was more disgusted. Like, this isn't a real moment. This is that you know, what I mean like she was more disgusted with production. According to her well where the truth lies in the middle will also like, yeah. How do you not know that? But like you at this point. She's a very intelligent person. You know, what you're signing up for? It's a TV show a reality show. And you've seen the show before it's been a long time. Anyway, you saw the hair in the hand. Yeah. I don't know what that means. It means when trick when he went to the rainforest in Brazil. He wasn't in Brazil him on the one the one season. I saw remember pong gave it all here. Some of her some of her hair. Yeah. For napkin to give to Carini. So a tweet highlighting how straight people do. This are actually the ones who do this who's actualized children that it's not it's usually not gay people. And it was pretty fascinating tweet. It was very on the nose. So he said this guy it's at its Alex sorry at its Alex Jackson. He is an activist and made a pretty incredible point where he said, it's actually he's at straight people like a conversation straight people Cohen gate gay people forcing their sexuality under their children. Also, straight people to a five year old boy talking to a girl is that your girlfriends, totally true. You know, what my father-in-law does win me, and all I and Maki or on Skype with him. He goes Miki is Air New girlfriend. Right. That's I was like what fucking thing. Are you start do here? I heard that all the time. My sister heard that all the time. I was that your boyfriend so yeah, the straight thing to do that to your children. So a ton of people re tweeted this because I think it struck such a chord of like it was almost a little bit of like a I've never believed that crib. People. Actualized with children. But it was it was sort of a mind opener for me. Like, I was like. Oh, wow. You're right. Like, that's a big thing to say that straight people do the straight parents can do, but it's very common. It happens. All the time probably to every child. So then other people started responding with their own experiences. Can't and so someone. Tweeted, her handle is adequate alien this girl. I went to school with on Facebook posted she was pregnant and her friend goes, I hope it's a boy. So your kid can play with them. Hope it's a boy. So that your kid can play with my cat. Exactly. Or if it's a girl your kid can be her boyfriend. It's not even born yet. It's not even born yet. Nothing. People are talking people shipping their children into relationships. Another person pointed out all the like cute onesies the babies wear, including ones that say chick magnet, and including ones that say don't let my dad know you're staring at me how about boob, man. Yeah. For baby, right? That is so gross and so wrong and just like such a terrible trend. I don't think my we'll say I don't think parents think that what they're doing is wrong. I think they think it's areas. It is. I think they think it's cute kids should be allowed to do live their fucking lives without thinking about how they're how they're a function of a relationship. Completely. It's so it's just a cog cog in the relationship will. Yeah. My mom actually used to do this to me even after I came out at weddings. She would be like well, not exactly it was a little different. But like when I was in adult at wedding. She would be like did you see her over there? She would make a great girlfriend frio as if like it was a I don't know why. But she finally else. Yeah. And then also what also happens, especially when parents are worried that their kids might be queer. They're constantly asking you about if you have a girlfriend, or when you're in ever girlfriend, or if you have a friend. That's a woman if she's your girlfriend Stephanie, and I used to get that all the time or listen, I used to get that all the time growing up like, oh, are you hang out with Marissa's so much because she's your girlfriend me? And I would just say I did meet you into later has anybody like earth like that you like you, and I are like boy friend Grover. No. But the your to'mix it seemed like you want that saying like women like other women like people thought that you were boyfriend girlfriend to like like, obviously like, I'm here, you know, like, we're we're always together. I know I think I met you at a point where it was pretty clear. I mean because I told people right? Very well. You told people would never happen between us knowing I told people it was always what I wanted. But I tell people you were the one who turned me. That's what I tell people J L O L, take it. I'll take it. So. Someone else said they sort of came out of the woodwork. And I really love it. Someone else tweeted, my coworker says her nine month old is flirting with me because he loves touching my hands and playing with my fingers as if that's not what everybody does the only joke you learning. You the only joke you should do with babies is when they can't walk. You say they're drunk, right? That's the only adult thing. I wanna see put on baby. And a lot of times. What people say is. Oh our drunk. You have kids coming out early. And you have kids saying that there. Oh my God. I did not know call him as there. I literally thought I was staring myself for so the way the new ear wolf studios are set up. There's like a it's like a police lineup. It's like a police lineup. So you look through and I literally looked and I was like I didn't know I wore that today because I saw pollen was eating sandwich called the. I know I truly was it felt like what do they call it? Oh, like when you look in the mirror. Oh, God, Brian on blah. It feels like black swan when she looks at herself in the mirror and the bad version looks out from behind the mirror. So which I don't know if he's good or Collins, the bad one. Hi, kevin. Okay. So in the room. No. You don't think that you're seeing yourself, right? Yes. Even though you both have on the same clothes. So this also happens with people who look kids who come out as trans. They get a lot of backlash saying that their parents are the ones who talked to them about this too early. And if sexualize their kids, meanwhile, it's not clear parents were doing not it's all over every you've talked about it before. Oh, my fuck in onesie every fucking Halloween costume for young women boyfriend girlfriend talk all the time which sets up the expectation that you can be friends with people when you're nine months old, which is when you should be having friends. Exactly, no one you can talk when you walk when babies or that little it's pretty great putting them in a room with another baby because they're not. Yet developed enough to have awareness of just like to baby staring at each other. And like doing their own thing like dogs. It's really dogs are like nine month old children are and teenagers are clever dogs. I do like it. Have you ever seen to babies who don't really understand what they're seeing? Because they're seeing someone that's just like them for the first time in touch each other's faces. It's like people who just regained sight. Yes. It's like that movie with Val Kilmer topgun. Yep. Her name was. She made it on. It was organic. 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I literally just got my snail masks by like, what do they call them, the sheep snail snail snail gels, now, whatever it is the UK. Yeah. Yeah. I just got them sent from Korea. How do they do they do the they do the cut out face? And then they just have snails like crawl all over them. Yeah. It's something like that. I hope it's at if it's not I without the other thing where they just mashed up a bunch of snakes, though, it's like a beat. It's like bees and Honey like they have them, and then they just sort of secrete, and they catch the catch the secretion. That's what I say having sex. So if you don't know Cape beauty also has this like ten step regiment, which is like you pre clean you oil cleanse and you regular clan venue tone than you do your serums than you. Do your moisturizer? It could be ten twelve steps to me as a person who has limited counter space and limited time, I'm not interested. I will do a mask every once in a while but day to day I want one to do things on my face. And that's it in well sense. Green include for so I do a cleanser I do toner. I do it moisturizer do sunscreen. That's fucking hit and my friend Bella says, 'i creams also bullshit because it's just lotion. She's fucking. It's just you can use your face, whatever emotions your face with underrun because they tested also to be non whatever IRA ten. That's the technical term. But Don, whatever IRA tent. That's what it says on the labels and said exactly how I said it mumbled barely. Confident. So essentially what they're doing is Chuck they're they're they're throwing away their 'cause medics and skin care products. And as the as a symbolic gesture of how beautifully and the beauty regiment is a form of labor that women are not rewarded for. So essentially, the hours that you spend putting this shit on your face is something that you're participating in to be a functional female in society. But y- there's no fucking upside. It's just you're just losing your hemorrhaging time. The I know it's really the secret to it. I think it's just like staying out of the sun entering fucking water hat, drink water and stay out of the sun there. There's beautiful skin for you. Yeah. So if you look at what what they're doing is, they're taking all their cause medics, and they are smashing them and pulling all their lipsticks out and Mike an rubbing them all over paper and putting all these on Instagram grey. It is really cool to watch this ah Crean woman who was interviewed by the guardian. Her name is chugging wan said that she was spending up to eighty dollars each month on cosmetics, which I think is actually low. Yeah. She said not anymore. There's only so much mental energy a person has each day. I used to spend so much of it worrying about being pretty I love this. I love this. They're calling it. The the movement escaped the corset. Which was a side movement off of the metoo movement in in in South Korea. They have been having really massive ship shift towards feminist principles. And. And. Chunking out of these this these Chongqing out shocking out the old way. That's what they should have called it. Chuck it out. Are you saying chunking out or chucking chunking? Okay. Just making sure I chunk out whenever I see a hot, you know. Oh, yeah. You get a big chunk in your pants. Yeah. Yup. A chunk a chunk up. Good I chunk in when I get horny. But Chubb chunks that should be on the baby's shirt. Yeah. Chubby chunks disgusting. You're just prove your point wrong. Right. Disregard last show. So the South Korea as with many countries democratic countries as a matter of fact place a lot of premium on beauty plastic surgery is a common graduation present in South Korea and photos are. While fo- photo photos. Heavier photo is a normal feature of dob job applications in South Korea. So it's it's it's interesting to see we'll see how it affects how cosmetic companies. About how their financial if it's gonna hurt them financially. But curious to know also it's been a long time since I've applied for a traditional job if they if people do that here while I'm sure they go on your Facebook and Instagram, right? If like you submit a picture or something, I'm curious. Anyway, I think it's I'm pretty sure it's illegal here. It must be it has to be. I don't I must be it doesn't sound like it lets you replying to be afford model. And then you have to see the picture. That's true. You have to see the picture if you're going to be a Ford model. I know I've for Ford you have always wanted to be paired with the focus my dream, displayed out, right on explorer. Yes. But flex fuel ashore, fuel explorer. Yeah. We'll see how this affects cosmetic companies, as you know, in my book, I wrote a whole chapter about how men are the recipients of the windfall that is the cosmetics industry. It's a recession proof industry. It has only gone up since the nineties as far as how women look at its peak now because now it's also like so much of it is like snake oil is like the thing. It's all snake. I worked for Estee Lauder. I'm telling you I used to get free products. All the time. Everything was the same. You're just slapping moisture on your face. And there was this thing called. Oh my God. What was it called? It was supposed to smooth out your pores diarrhea. Yeah. They sold diarrhea and a pump, and they had you. And and and people got they were like they were like, I need youth do and then I would actually give you the do. I'd give right. Carrie bradshaw. If you're not what if you're not re writing a scatalogical sex in the city. Yeah. Screenplay. I don't know. What the fuck you're doing with your Scott in the city, right? Carrie bradshaw. Can I ask a question? I'm Marie Bradshaw right now. I do she would wear something like that. Now. Casual yeah. You'd like a cool like military saw jacket with a bunch of. Book. Yeah. Look and wild feminist t-shirt. Yeah. Yeah. I figured like she'd wear that. Now that Jordan the J. Yeah, gobert. Yeah. Jason. What is it not that this matters? What is her age though person who starting this kind of movement in South Korea twenties, enter twenty s okay? Because the I follow a lot of k pop stuff, and they even the even the Medicare makeup, and it's their YouTube videos are huge like in the hundreds of millions center. All like. Yeah. The especially the Cape upstart like fantasies. Yeah. But those K Popstars can start like very very young like some of the kinds of thirteen. And it's like, whoa. Whoa. Also. That's that's interesting. You bring that up because in this article from courts, I that I pulled this from the cosmetic retailers are already trying to figure out how to fit into the feminist landscape, which I mean, you really can't. But. 'cause you can't play on women's insecurities with that. But so what they're doing is they're targeting male customers more aggressively, and they're gonna start being like, they're going to turn men into the cosmetic Boone and not women, Geno. What wouldn't mind it? You want to see a man with eyebrows. No. I'd like to see a man use moisturizer either. So many men I know who've never put lotion on their face. Oh my God. So I watched the Adam Sandler special on Netflix. I know I know I know all I heard it was good, and I have to pants on for it or just basketball shorts and flip flops. He did he was dressed very dumpy. But you to make an effort everyone else does. Yeah. Whole joke about putting lotion on your face. And it was it was pro lotion. I I'm gonna say this. I'm not an Adam Sandler apologised. I have not liked one thing. He's done in the past twenty years. But I thought this was really good. Joking. Really, I saw the whole thing. I actually I was expecting bet and it came out good. It was shit. It was really silly. And really funny and the minute you're like, oh, no, you're taking this the Ron direction. He fucking flips it, and you're like, oh, you like is a whole song about how Uber driver, smells and at the end. He's like, oh, no. It's actually me. I shit my pants, and it sounds awful. But the whole time I'm like he shouldn't be doing this about Uber drivers like these some of these people like they they can't even make an a wait. And then he flips and you're like, oh, okay. And he kept doing that. And I thought actually thought it was really good jobs for how horribly he treated the perception of native Americans in that last next Netflix. Oh, no he did. And by the way, didn't even apologize for divas. Shitty movies. Whoever is keeping him. What are you twenty children? Oh, just a bottle cap. Not the candy j. Yeah. The fifties. I not the. Do you think that's why they invented that candy was because because they were like all kids love coke cola. So that you on the cat's backtra candy. Let's actually make a candy. I want my whole shoot. It'd be about how I watch an Adam Sandler special. But no, I'm not asking you to defy shocked by I was shocked by the fact that I laughed and good for him. He should absolutely. He owes people a lot apologies and the beauty industry. Does women. A lotta politics. I'm glad to see that a lot of it's getting dumped in the old dump. Yeah. Baby dumping that dump? Shave is brought to you by borough, but wrote makes clever uncompromising furniture, a modern life at home. Like the me Hewitt alphabet city. The Russo was a handmade in North Carolina was steady sustainably Solis Todd would scratch resistant fabric and built in USB. Judge. Isn't that great? Oh my gosh. 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