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Billy Football, Mr Portnoy, And Mt Flushmore Season Begins

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Billy Football, Mr Portnoy, And Mt Flushmore Season Begins

"Hey Grandma it's your grandson William Tune into twenty six four for the interview. They so much The state next big cat on today's part of my take we have the return. You just heard him the return of the products on it. Is Billy football talking about Corona virus? Giving US tips from Zumur on how to survive the pandemic we also have the other age range. We have Mr Portnoy calling in from Florida so we have the podcast as twenty one year old and a seventy nine year old on the show in the same show so Mr Portnoy calling in with a complaint. There's no sports but we have new mount flush more so we're going to get into Mount Rushmore season the reverse the upside down world of Mount Rushmore season without flush. Moore's little Jamal Murray. Pr One a one and a half. Who's back the week before we do all that part. My take is brought to you by the cash APP. Not only is the easiest place to send money to your friends. It's the safest because you don't want to be touching money right now. 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There were some sports over the weekend. Now Yeah a little bit. There was virtual NASCAR racing and todd. Gurley Yeah Todd Gurley Todd Gurley By the way the Falcons could good starting point. I'm already getting feels for the two thousand twenty falcons. I don't know if you guys saw that stat. But they are going to be the first team in history to have ten starters on offense tally. Eleven starters are going to be first. Round draft picks and actually think saw that stat before they they signed the contract will so they might be able to do all eleven for eleven or you bring in Trent Richardson as a fullback. And then you have all eleven. And he's actually a great natural fullback as he runs directly into linebackers. Not at whole so. Yeah that might be an a good positions which on his way to a hall of fame career. But Yeah Todd Gurley is I mean the Falcons Look Great on paper? But you're bringing in all these like new people from the outside that's taken away. Dan Quinn's best weapon which is just having a locker room full of guys that know him and like him and we stand up for him to Arthur blank. So you get these new voices in and they're not going to be going bad for you when you start foreign seven but yeah there's there's no sports and life is just every single day. Is the same shower today though. So I want props for that because I didn't do that on Saturday or Friday. I don't think and it's not really just a it's not like cleanliness is just a kind of forgetfulness. Like you don't have anything to shower four so you just kinda passes by like it's six o'clock what's the point in showering now? I realize the last time I showered because I was like before we record tonight and I realized the last time I showered was before we recorded the other night we should. We should just start getting ready for work every morning like we have an actual job to go to put on a suit get a briefcase. Walk Your door and then just drop everything. Go sit at your computer and check twitter for five hours. Yeah that would work. I mean I watched. I watched old college basketball games around. Cvs SHUTOUT CVS for actually putting those on hilarious watching. I watched the eighty two fine with with Georgetown and Patrick Ewing just basically had like I think four out of five of the first possessions were goal. Tens and there was no three point. Line Sodas on defense had four out of five guys with their feet in the paint it was in was not the same sport who is fascinating to watch and then watching the Leitner Game Do Kentucky. It's just it was incredible to watch it and and forget because I remember some of these Games obviously the eighty two. We were born yet. But like I remember watching Duke Kentucky and you forget that we just lived in a world where they didn't put the score on the TV at all like they would they would flash every five minutes. Here's an update. Here's otherwise you just had to guess it's remaining time. Yeah Yeah you know how much time was left in the game and then in the morning if there was a game that finished past like ten or ten thirty pm you had to call a number and then a voice on the other end would tell you what the scores were from the previous night's games. So so here's here's here's why I brought that up because I'm down. I'll be honest with you guys. I'm down I'm I'm kind of losing my mind. I had thought today like what if sports just never come back. I think you can just tell by my tweets to tweet something. It's coming really from feels. I woke up this morning I was like I just really miss sports like I just really Miss Sports but the silver lining is watching some of these old games. Sports used to be very different. And we've come a long way so if you told me right now we can have sports back but we never ever get the score on the television for the rest of our lives. I don't know if I'd take that. So let's just you know little bargaining. Maybe I can wait two more months if we can come back and actually have scores and time on there or three point line. So I'm I'm just trying to bargain with my own brain and tell myself. Hey you know what's better than like we don't have sports right now but when they do come back we will have sports look good and have scores and the game is like interesting there. Three point lines whereas if we were twenty thirty years ago we wouldn't have any of that. I'll even meet you halfway and say I will take sports back on TV. I'll let you keep your bottom line score ticker the crawler. You can take that away. I can live without that but I do need a nice sleek graphics package on the bottom of the screen that that tells me at least how much time is left in the prayer. So the bottom line will actually. I've seen some games where the bottom line just like not working. Sometimes whatever little gerbil wheel passes out and ESPN is able to have that bottom line. Scroll going and the Games I think are actually better without that eighth of an inch at the bottom of the screen taken up. Yes yes so. So watching old games were in this really weird world dislike postal apocalyptic world where he can't go outside you can't talk to anyone We're here. We're going to get through it. We're GONNA do great interviews. We're GONNA wash. Moore's we're GONNA WE'RE GONNA. They won't take our spirit. There are actually some sports on this weekend on F S One. They had Australian rules football and I was excited to have just some green grass on my television and then they cancel the entire league at halftime of the Games in real time. Yes yes and I know. Everyone's got like marble racing and all these different things and I appreciate it but I just really Miss Sports. I just really miss it. So that's where we are so hank. How are we feeling about the Tom Brady up because last time we talked? He was not officially a buccaneer. Right he was just like getting close drink he was. He did the world's longest physical he had like a two day. Physical in New York City and then they finally cleared and he joined the buccaneers. So now that it's officially official. Where's your brain at four in the trust tree here and I know we are guys. I always keep it. Keep it a block with you last time we talked. I was in denial. I don't know what the stages of grief what they'll numerical order is. But I was in denial the other day. I'm disinform blown sadness. Espn played. I leave my couch from twelve o'clock until seven thirty to take a shower because espn was playing the greatest. Tom Brady Games ever like back to back to back back back to back. Starting two thousand one all the way until they beat the rams thousands of basically tearing up at the end of everyone when it's like the have the motivational like the Patriots came together and won a championship in his realizing that he's the greatest quarterback of all time these patriots just extremely sad especially seeing the numbers and stuff. It's like seems like could made a work. I don't know why they didn't. I don't I just I'm sad I'm sad I'm GonNa give you something that maybe you can. You can hold onto for a little bit longer because there are some rumors out there that the league might have to look into allegations of tampering. E- add there. Were talking with him. Behind the scenes apparently Tampa Bay is what? I'm calling my headline Hank. You feel free to take that but Tampa has been accused through anonymous sources of tampering with Tom. Brady so you never know. And that would actually the more. I think about it. That would be the quintessential Patriot. Spellcheck move is to like. Let Tom Brady. Go but with instructions like hey let them tamper with you and then comply with the League office when they do their investigation so you get draft picks taken away from someone and then you come back home to pop up. Because I don't think Brian. Hoyer is going to be the starting quarterback for ages know. Here's another one. Hank gave you that and I liked that one. But here's another one. I've been throwing around in my head. Is there a chance that the Patriots Bill Bell? Chuck is going to tank this year with Brian. Hoyer is a quarterback. And hear me out though. Hear me out. He'll vote checks. Greatest coach of all time would that not also make him the greatest tanker of all time and then they somehow get Trevor Lawrenson. It's another twenty years. No absolutely not. It's not about a quarterback saying say every single cat I would. I would be running with you if I didn't watch all these every single at the end of every single episode. It's all the players from over the beginning. Like start with him being like bill. Just want you to buy the system. Everyone's gotta do their job. We had a collection of Ragtag Group of people. It was that every single year. And it's like everyone buys in the system. They do their job. Do their part. They come together as a team and they win the Super Bowl. There's no way in. Hell that they'll ever tells people to pack okay. I wouldn't even though it would be the smart thing to do in our in our brains but bill bell check isn't wired that way. I don't think but you're right like this is the year that they should tank. And I'm sure that if I wanted to tank would be fucking awesome. Thinking he would find a way to lose every game by one point and have it be competitive and. Luton cover every spread and lose every game and then just have Trevor Lawrence be the quarterback for the next twenty years. Hey I have a little Monday. Reading wanted to throw in there It's from the Tampa Bay Times so this was the story about how the Bucks Got Brady and I thought this one was really like a lot of people. Don't know Tom Brady so I thought this really spoke to his character. And if it's GONNA work out for him in Tampa Bay Here goes Brady. Never asked for of the offense. He knew that Aryans offensive coordinator Byron left which quarterbacks coach Clyde Christensen and special assistant. Tom Moore would collaborate with him on game plans. He didn't ask for any specific players to join him. He didn't even ask where number twelve which for the moment belongs to Godwin. In fact there was only one request Brady had after he signed. He wanted the phone numbers of all his new bucks teammates. Dale that's what I'm saying guy. It's sad brings a tear to my eyes. The greatest quarterback of all time any even better person off the field. Yes that's my sound of it. Yes exactly all right so we had that. I'm always open. I think I wouldn't be opposed to like what are you guys. Think about 'cause they were showing the settlement amendola catch and I was thinking about three quarterback system and Elman's like he plays like one or two downs route three years and I think that a lot. Yeah I actually think that bill check with with Hoyer he's trying to recapture that magic yet. In what was it? Two thousand nine. When Matt Cassel took over first season I think if I did have an averagely talented or slightly below average quarterback and he knows my system. My system will will us to eleven wins. Oh he will. The Patriots will with Brian. Hoyer or WHO's Who's the backup he might be? The starter will find a way to like rope jets and bills and dolphins fans into thinking they can win the AFC East and somehow win the AFC with Brian Order. I think it's going to be sending. I think hoyer helps. Because it's like he's a backup is going to be. He knows the system so he can make stem better by competing harder. There you go there the other thing. We have a long weekend right. Yeah the other thing. We had big. Ben showed his face and He has he was bill for a quarantine he was built for quarantine he he looks like. He's been in the woods for he. Looks like that guy that hermit who is in the woods for like twenty five years bomber in no no not him the guy the story I think it was like two years mccandless Guy in Maine who elbow he shaved but he was he basically had lived outside of society for Larry Nichols. I don't remember his name was as well. Terry Nichols I think. He was the guy that that bombed the Olympics got. It got it. No that we saw those Richard Jewell the grizzlies. Yeah the Grizz. He asked a great beard going. And I do think that he's GonNa keep it going until he throws a pass and training camp. I think he's just gonNA show up looking like the youngest member of Z. Z. Top and he's going to Ben Rothlisberger he's GonNa come back better than ever. I think next year it's going to be so frustrating for defenses to bring him down when he's like three hundred and ten pounds he's GonNa be so many. Those are going to be so many injuries when people come back to sports. Like if you don't say that don't say that back. He also started the video with High Ben. Rothlisberger here like who else would be doing that. Video from the steelers made account but he looks so ridiculous. That Y- maybe we actually did know has been rob spurred Ben Rothlisberger. Hit HIS FACE. In that video is just an embodiment of the me of when you accidentally open the camera facing your face. You and you're like no no I can't take this. Yes it's A. It's a great beard and I hope he continues to grow. But you're right. He is built for quarantine life. This is his this far. Like do the January February march ever since fell season ended like that's his typical workout. Routine is what everyone else is going through right now which is just kind of stay in your house eat chips watch a Lotta TV. And then maybe like mid July will get back outside for the first time I throw football by the way have guys I'm like I'm now a supporter facetime. The corentin will make people do weird things have always spoken out against facetime. I thought that it's ridiculous. People will just make you look at your own ugly face while you talk on the phone. It's ridiculous to do phone calls anymore but after seven or eight or nine however many days we've done this. I've been timing like friends and like hey it's actually nice to see your face. It's like nice to laugh and have human interaction. It's a weird world we're living my. You've changed Yet I know I agree. I've been crashing zoom meetings and just getting into sports arguments two strangers that that are foolish enough to like tweet out. There's zoom meeting. Id then they mutiny pretty quickly. Everyone becomes Tony Reality. When you've got someone Kinda Talk John Verse Lebron on Your Livestream. Should we do our? Who's back in the week and then gets billy football. What everyone is listening for? Stewart all right. Hey who's who's back of the week. Who'S BACK LOUIS C? Is instagram challenges. Oh yeah every. Single person has taken upon themselves. It's kind of. It's kind of the worse where it's like. I'm I'M STUCK IN MY HOUSE. I'm GonNa do something and so there's all these challenges whether they're push-up Challenges. Jumping Jack Challenges. You GotTa do do ten pushups and tags someone else and they gotta do it. Draw Care at drawn apple. I've just been tagged so John had no desire to do any of them and I know because you know people are only doing them. Because they're bored they KINDA JUST. Got Yours. I'm probably going to do that one. Yes work pressure but no because easy. So I'm doing the doing the count to five challenge. I tagged you as well. Pf t all you know. It's on instagram. I do count to five with your fingers and then to penguins already in it wrong. Got Panga in it. Ooh So it's Kinda going viral and changed. How would you fitness inside gues- grip strength? Everyone's group is going to be really good by the end of this. Anyways people kept on commenting about my knuckles. 'cause they're like bleeding? I just wash my hands so many times. I'm not going to have hands in a week. Less than people are going to shame you no matter what. If you put a video or a picture of yourself online they're gonNA find something to nitpick on it when von hang account to five. This might take a minute trying and yeah. They actually might do to choose. Noticed I noticed whenever you put a picture of your thumb on the Internet. There's no such thing as a good looking thumb online. Everyone stomach's fucked up. Yeah no I agree. There's it's rare to have a good looking thumb. Remember that guy we talked to. We should actually. I think we're actually going to start throwing in some Borstal Gold. A couple of old old ones but remember the guy we talked to who didn't have thumbs. He had extra fingers At the end of the interview. That was wild. That was crazy. These are the moments we gotta think of when we when we get really depressed like hey. There's nothing less than like remember that time. We talked to a guy who had no psalms and he didn't tell us until after we talked for an hour hand. Size is huge though. That probably adds another half inch onto your onto your hand wingspan. It's true. It's true Tell us we shook his hand right. Who Was it what what was his? Profession was the guy who created the game of thrones language. We shook his hand. We're like wait what's going on. He's like Oh. Yeah you got to mention was born without thumbs. The you did forget to mention love it tagging my in my instagram. Tom Brady the count to five challenge. let's see settlement which in this live folks is riveting. You should tag tech Brooks Brooks a fucking loser though just like a multi cloud chaser from just Agan People. That don't even know me tag. Jp Yeah WHO's that Pierre Paul? Tag All right. Fine the tagline tag tag. I don't know a couple of people from the office. Throw in a few ranches tech guy. Andrew there is love tecoteja. Pfc witcher. Who's back my who's back of the week is true love because it occurred to me that people are not going to be able to cheat during this whole lock in shutout thing. Got To got to big convoy about that over the weekend. And it's like yeah you you. You're going to fall back in love. A lot of people are gonNA fall back in. Love have new. Babies rediscover the romance in their life. He all their other options are boom out the window right now. Or what's GonNa Happen to the people who have been telling their significant other earths telling the p the Duma that they're single that's no there's definitely someone out there right now who's married. Who's been cheating on? His wife had been telling the the woman's cheating on with that he's totally single and living to Bartolo Cologne. That's GONNA fall down like a house of cards to double family. Situation is big time trouble. Yeah this virus is a home. Wrecker for home wreckers. It's going to be a big big time. Big Time deal is that yeah just true. Love is back. I think that's pretty big deal. Though like the world needs more of it. Yes absolutely all right. My whose back is my hatred for. Twitter is definitely coming back big time because we have a very combustible situation. It's a love hate relationship with you. Been Cat though. Well here's the thing is without sports. Twitter has now become just a terrible news and open mic night for for aspiring comedians. And so it's it's a I'm GONNA slowly start to hate it more and more. I need some live sports to actually mix it up because I don't know how often you guys have been going on twitter throughout the day. But it's like you can't you can't go on twitter. And within the first five tweets Nazi something that says the world is ending Yeah no there's there's a lot of like doom and gloom fear porn actor worst case scenarios. I think people news organizations are starting to figure out that if they put the worst case scenario and the headline of any of the stories they get more clicks within it just it becomes a game of one upmanship like Time magazine. If they're gonNA WANNA get any hits to their website. They'RE GONNA have to put out an article that says like ninety percent of America's going to be infected in forty percent of US are going to die. And if they don't then they're not gonNA they're not gonNA make their AD budget for the next month so it's like a race to the bottom. It sucks but yeah you're right. That's what twitter's been like. Yeah they're like the headlines like best case scenario we can leave our houses in six months. Like I've read that as like okay. This is this is just the worst I need had gone away. Medical Science professionals predict that you will die before you reach the end of this article. I would click that wink. Yes absolutely and then my other. Whose back is Suicidal big cat that everyone thought they were GonNa get for the tournament. They're replaying old games on. Cbs and I was reading the schedule. Because I'm watching all of them. They're gonna I think next week. Start REPLAYED FINAL. Four and final games So they're gonNA play the two thousand fifteen final game Duke Wisconsin Hank. I have not seen it once. We were at it. I have not seen it. So that will be my first re-watch of it. I will live tweet. It and it will be horrendous so I'm just waiting for that to pop up on schedule. Hopefully it's at like two. Am and. I don't have to do prime time because I'm not looking forward to that. It'll definitely be prompt on. It has to be they on one of the best games of all time. All right. Should we do it? 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How are you feel A minor cough currently quarantined Do being exposed to some with corona The person I'm with is showing a lot of symptoms of Koran without a fever so Hopefully I can give you some tips on how to take care of some with corona. Yes just give you background in kind of you know Dr He's a legend in his regard I know where have any sort of Then chills I wouldn't say that you're you're very well qualified to talk about at your ear. Like Resident Zoom. Her health correspondent right. Now Yeah you also have just like a strong virile mind. That is curious. Intellectually curious and vivacious. So I think you're more than qualified to give some answers on on the Ronan. The BIG C. I just want to have a little adult field research. I'd say pretty the outside but I I want to start this. I promised couple people that if I was GONNA go on. I sort of send a message. I know this is GonNa be about ten minutes of your time as you know. Free here inviting on part of my take. This is like this is like a Honestly my grandma told me to say a bunch of this because she's foresees kind of disappointing locked in Zuma's Yup so basically this might be Iran's I hope it's more like a pep talk for the country but take a knee America. He got around so basically. Everybody has a cause in my generation. Everyone's got some sort of thing that they you know. They got going there a vegetarian. They love the earth that you want to legalize pot or something. All of these things have in common. The one thing that all these people no matter they want to solve global warrior. Whatever at the end of the these people just want to help people that's the main thing the basis of all of these and you know I'm not a big 'cause guy a mortgage Alike you know. Get through the day short. Deal with what I have to deal with Stay out of trouble guy but this is a cause. I think that everybody who at the end of the day just to help people that we really just got to help people you know. If you don't Deanna Day like I'm really calling upon my generation we get a lot of Arm flack from the old elders. Who remers listening? No more a lot of golf. You get a lot of Goth who Who gives a hard time for being on our phones but I think we have the potential to be one of the greatest generations looking at historical context the last time a pandemic hit the United States was nineteen hundred. Nineteen eighteen was when the greatest generation of our time we bought it grew up during the Spanish flu in the Great Depression. A fought world war two and they helped us achieve this postwar Debate debate Boom that brought you know a lot of better a lot of people's lives. I think we have the potential. If we really deal with this virus we combat it. You know the older people really have to you know sit on the sidelines for this one because at the end of the day they're going to get sick and we got to step up in you know the younger ones are not gonNa do anything so like we can't depend on preteens. The talk generation are really going all out your generation shaming the bat. I mean I'm too young so we gotta step up. We gotta start helping our communities. You know you got nothing to do. You're sitting inside. You know if you're healthy and you if you're an able body go out with masks and gloves in disinfectants. You know deliver for your favorite wrestler. Help out your favorite restaurant. How about your community deliver for old people? Make sure disinfecting everything you gotta start taking care of the elders who have taken care of us for our whole lives so we are de de. Yeah this is like legit like they're saying that like you know like honesty like you say that our lives are pretty boring before this just in the general way like now. We have a cost. So let's mobilize motivate and just get it go because we could really accomplish something here now. I'm not saying that. This is no disrespect to the Grayson Robin on Earth. But we could be the Lebron to their. Mj If you will of something we can get going and Then we really got a look at our. You know our privileges being a citizen of the United States of America because you know debatably but pretty easily could say that we you know. Our government will not get authoritarian with us in lock us in our homes or quarantine us so we have to take that privilege of damn trusting us to do the right thing to go out and make sure we do not spread this virus billie but don't go outside right though. Just listen to directions and try to help out as much as you can your communities and societies because everyone's pretty stretched thin right now. I'm just if you're an able body. Just do what you can to help out the situation. You know basically the Spanish flu. I'm looking stoically. Spanish flu were hit worse. The second winter now thinking about this. We got hit with this as America about what February. I'd say January February. We only had the back end of winter. Summer it's going to get better but if we don't have now come the fall we're going to get hit harder than we are now so if we act now we can do things like you know. If you don't care about if is slipping your mind that you guys saved elders. You know your friends will sister with asthma and we got to think about one thing. We're not GONNA have football. Come for I for the first time since I think the invention of American football we're not gonNA football and you know if that's your driving four slake. I played eleven seasons of football. If I'M GONNA miss my senior season because people can't get their stuff together I mean you know. Act like good citizens of this country then. I don't know what we're going to do so if we can Dan if we don't if football gets canceled God forbid in. Hopefully it's not this. Got It after that. Yeah because the second winter is GonNa Like it's not gonna I'm not GonNa say it's GonNa destroy us because will persevere against that in a minute but I need to you know. Get our stuff together. We can solve this like listen. Like stop partying. I know it's spring. Break just stopped because there will be other spring break if you keep already in. That might actually. I might sound like a like we. We want another one. Yeah not if the crossovers still around yes right. Yeah so no other reason. Just let billy have his senior night like I want. Billy to be walked across the field by his proud parents. You know wearing roses and big buttons with his big smiling face on onto their chest. If you don't let billy have that senior night then that's on you like I don't. It might not float your boat right now to be like. Oh I'm going to stay inside and not party but just think what you're doing to William Football. Yeah like think about somebody else. I mean if if you're not GONNA do it for the people you love and you're that sick in the head. I mean maybe do it for me. I duNno out. Attract no whatever it takes. We don't want billy football to graduate in a fucking zoom meeting. Come on people anyways. Tell me more about the Spanish flu billy. Spanish flu was insane so actually it was the first swine flu. Oh it it actually. It was actually it started in Kansas swine as pig right. Yeah so the. The the hog farms in Kansas were right next to US military base and it spread amongst the US service members that went to Europe and spread it all during World War. One and that was the first winter. It wasn't that bad but then the second winter it went nuts so we're looking pandemics that's also respiratory disease. They say killed more people than actual casualties in World War One. I know I'm scared people right now. But don't worry there's a there's a there's a silver lining at the end of this okay. I'll get to like Alice. Gary more people we have enough people trying to scare people but at the end is listen this. The plague in the Middle Ages led to the renaissance. The Spanish flu in America led to probably World War Two but it led to the post war. Boom that we're all still practically enjoying where you could say led to the to the defeat of Nazism. Yeah the rise first and then also the defeat right before you get that part in there. Think about what when we get out of this when we do not if when we get out of this. Because we're going to get out of this is gonNA take a lot. Think about what that's GonNa what's going to happen is going to be a renaissance of the twenty first century. And when we get there we can celebrate but right now we got to make the do the blocking and tackling to get it done before you the touchdown dances. You've got to win in the trenches. I what do you think to the twenty first century renaissance is GonNa look like just know. I see it's going to be content. Creation people are people are creating content in their homes. Everyone has nothing to do. But I think it's going to bring back a lot of stuff that we lost during the tech generation because if you're using tech you can't film other tacklers playing video games. Keep learning to bring back traditions. That day sort of lost. Because they're too busy on their phones and stuff where the people are gonNA fill up seeing people like bring back or games organic shakes more stuff like craft traditions that were lost like pornography there's GonNa be a boom in an amateur like just homemade porn. Just kick it with the guys agreements extreme whose parents aren't Monte Manolis. We're GONNA get later. Yeah so anyway. We're we're hitting the point where McDonald's closing seven. Pm Eastern time on. Monday might not have football. America's never faced something like this in a long time. I mean that you just. I'M GONNA say this right now. Billy like we've talked. A lot of people have read a lot of stuff. Mcdonald's closing at seven PM. That's a sobering thought. Yeah you can't get a big Mac after seven pm on Monday Leslie June delivery thing on that share. I just saw that article about breakfasts are they. Are they still going to be opening the more you get by the way? If I'm wrong about anything I said please fact check me. I've just Branca. No you're not. You're not a scientist now. People knowing this be seven. Pm Do you think people should go in? Maybe horde as many French citizens and beforehand we maybe you got till seven pm tomorrow. In fact check. Bill Gibson Pinocchio at these me for adults counts is not perishables check. So it's interesting because when you reach out to us and we tried to set you up coming on the show I was interested to know more about from your nutritional background you are nutritionists when you first joined part of my take. What are some things that people can do? Some good non-perishables that they can stock up on that will deliver you like long term nutritional value. Okay so my diet strategy for the planning for the apocalypse and low key like a closet guy. You just gave us a pump up speech. I know but you got to prepare for the worst. Okay all right so like I used to watch like Doomsday Every channel when I was little and it was always like. Oh man when it hits. I'm GonNa know what to do so I've plan strategy in place so I saw. This isn't a plug by any means. But I was looking at the non perishables and I found spinach read. This stuff is probably banned by the NCAA like like this stuff is GonNa get you Jack. Placebo we'll watch the cartoons. It's going to do something. Yeah if you squeeze it directly out of the can mouth you can feel your biceps getting bigger. I haven't gone strong enough to do that yet. But if I eat more. Think we'll get there. What about billy what about I know I personally? I can feel my muscles atrophying. I. I can't go to a gym. I can't do anything. I have a weight vest that I walk around in but other than that. It's really been bad for my health. So what should I do okay? So what I've been doing is I've been having to deal with a lot of stuff. Actually let me just get one more serious thing in one thing okay. So it's not taking care of someone who might have corona this is my strategy so I'm currently takes care of someone who might have corona so. I'm giving them electrolyte water given gallon of it and then I'm giving him another gallon of water after finish that in one day so to two gallons of water shortcut electorate scouser electrolytes. Second Gallons regular be recommend sex to help fix the corona. No landing also hot green tea lemon juice in honey three times a day because the hot water watchers down the virus okay. A little hot water sold three times a day in test. Your temperature has the temperature of your patient every day. They have a fever. Give them tile anyway or Grad School. I have to say the serious stuff grandma you can. Now close the podcast. Thank you so much for listening. Sorry I haven't seen in a long time colleague. Grandma GRANDMA GRANDMA BILL. He's not going to get you sick. He's doing this. He's staying away because he loves you. Yeah right now we can get things anyway. Okay so what I've been doing is I've just been ripping Red Bull just twenty. Three hundred twelve is twelve in which is supposed to keep corona away if zillow. It's my buddy. Thanks Lang or come on Ellen. Lang by the way tales doing amazing. Dale is Playing D. Three Lacrosse. Oh Shit. He went. He went that route. He could've played football as he upset that a season cancelled. Yeah upset me. It's whatever Russian season. He wasn't playing. Anyway I mean. Are you going to take your extra year of eligibility if you get it? I don't know how it's all going to work. I'm just sort of thinking about corona right now in staying in shape. If I've been definitely been exposed corona I definitely might have corona but I'm probably one of those people who like we're spreading and have no idea they have. It's just like safely like small cough. So whenever I get like congested over ripping smelling salts totally clear me up so. My workout plan is so football. Coaches and strength coaches across the nation are freaking out. Because all these guys have put on so much massa winter numbers in now most of them don't have gyms in their house because you know football players are social lifters to lift as a team. They don't really like to lift themselves have to so no one really has at home gyms because they go to high school list. So what I've been doing. I've been rip three hundred push ups a day. Sporadically throughout the day. I kind of like basically when I first got to quarantine really worried about this. I looked up prison workouts because solitary confinement type stuff on your mind will ucla. I wish I could go to prison. Folks Jim well. Now's your time to focus on true and nothing else to do. Planks three hundred push ups planks in between every twenty five or fifty depends on out in shape. You are wall sits but I put something heavy on your quads. While you're doing it because I really get your legs. Burnham pull ups is made you can and then if you gotta buddy who's not sick not a whole what prolong things make. Sure I though. Yeah go outside. I mean fire escapes whatever you can do yup on the ground floor billy. Do you recommend just going around like you're talking about helping out people. Do you recommend just going around. And just like maybe sanitizing random services around like New York City. Also I mean it's a public places also. I have a couple of a couple of recipes for distance to hear those okay. Oh you're right. It's a wet cost. That's title took. That's dry costs the ban on the west coast. Westcoast my perspective. You're the scientist my head so if you If you run out of bleach rubbing alcohol hand sanitizers whatever. Go to your liquor store and buy ever clear. It has a super high alcohol. Content watered down could be great disinfected experiences like this great content but like seriously no. You're right what else can get fucked up on it. I mean I decided to jungle juice. Yeah is the best medicine for this. Yet yes and that's what I've been doing. I mean I call it crisis. You'll ed bull in crisis mode right now in crisis fueled give us the crisis fuels red bull chocolate milk. Just like I've been making some killer meals though just like I'm going for like quarantine bulk because who knows hypothetically food runs out you want you want the extra blubber. I I've been looking around my means they would come after you. I. They go off to the fattest. Wait on you yeah you need some. Massey's strikes wait so just so people at home. No CRISIS FUEL IS RED. Bull chocolate milk ever clear dayquil. Well need bricklayers. That's like a chaser. A little just a little crisis fuel so billy. I've been. I've been looking around my apartment and I've been doing some squads but he did some planks have been hitting the Peleton hard but I don't know how to get my biceps going because they don't have any just don't have dumbbells there. Should I take a pillowcase? Filled up with books and then use that or what. So what I've been doing. Is I get a broom stick right? I'm could two buckets actually like this water. Enter buckets and then just curl that. Oh that gets good. This is like rocky four right now. It's kind of to spill on your spilled garage. That's actually that just helps the crisis feudal. That's how you don't happen garage in New York City and good in your bathroom creative couple of terrorism. Yes pretty much had to do it. All right Oh you know what else? No yeah learn. How SHOPS SMART? Everyone's panic buying. You GotTa get out of the box so what? I've been doing his wallet. I'm buying smart. So the thing is people will buy Spaghetti. Write a regular shaped pasta buying the LASAGNA news. Completely the same like Pasta bread through. Everyone's buying bread notifying hotdog world. You know what I'm saying. I would make key bee. Jay's hotdog Rosen RC. I'm never going back. Gd and J doesn't fall out of the San the sandwiches in the hotdog roads. Like a Taco right. Got US through. Its you never know hot auditor. Pb and J. Sandwich it's will construct so true the points to learn that what philosophy? WanNa one everything's a construct signing given you've been exposed to dangerous ideas in college. Billy Yeah Jack. What's what's the most practical thing that you've learned in college that you've been able to adapt to to dealing with corona virus. Ask Question I survived. Mono I'll survive this. I mean I'm not going to go down. Koroma I'm not gonNA write. What can you say that viruses are just a construct as well we'll know viruses aren't might not actually life might be aliens what you're not when they don't have regular DNA okay like that's another thing. We don't really know how to work entirely right. How did it I did it start? What is Caroni like well? My opinion is so they so they did the DNA. Let me look. This is just opinion people so everyone thinks it's bats but the picture so it matches back Corona DNA ninety six ninety eight percent. There's different articles but they can't directly linked the bats to humans. What I think is there. There need a separate character in the Middle. And what a lot of people think is it went bats to a certain Asian s alot. I want to say about these fuckers. So the thing is According to eastern Mohsen Hanjin's pendulum scales. They look like they looked like that. Kokomo on The ARMADILLO Sand Terminator notes. She's the one it was like robbery. It was a reglazing but anyway Palo Santo. Yeah we wasn't it Alice and maybe yeah. Yeah so those things. If they stink they grind up the scales. Nee like have secret properties so some of them are treating anxiety and the other was devils in Ogres and women now the other primates Dick Heart blood flow in circulation. Got that most. Modern Medicine is like this could cure disease or could make your card. Yeah it's six hundred dollars a scale it's gone. It's like the biggest traded exotic animal in China. Anyway I think it went from that Stepan Golan's to humans. That's the scientific answer. I think that that maybe there's any chances had something to do with Joe. Exotics like tiger and wild animal farm. Because we're like documentaries getting so many ratings right now because everyone's sitting in their house. He has his direct line to purchasing those things. I just watched episode. Three News. Nuts actually did you see that Netflix conspiracy that They had a documentary about pandemics. That was the the trailer was released like two hours after the first case of Corona virus was reported in China. That's hey interesting. Net flicks built pandemic. Have you have you looked into Bill Gates at all billy? I don't think he's he's losing money. Right now okay check check that out and about Epstein is associated with this anyway. Hey who knows I mean? Is it appropriate for us to be happy? That Harvey Weinstein has contracted this disease. Yeah I mean if I was harvey I pretend the additive because I wanNA get into Gen pop real quick though that corona virus kind of bullshit move to go into Harvey Weinstein because then Kinda getting a little bit of like a plus on the on the everyone's like hey go crown virus go like. I'm team Corona virus. When it pertains to Harvey Weinstein School? You know it's really messed up. There's a whole group of people on the Internet sick individuals who are rooting for Corona. Because they think it's going to depopulate the earth. Stop Global Warming Damn ascertainable. It's just a bad opinion taff. I'm anti does I'm anti viral genocide. I'm pro human race. Your what about Harvey Weinstein? Are you rooting for the criminal in that? That see what. I'm saying though like in that specific case we actually our team Corona virus. Yes well it's kind of fucked up. Exactly yeah I mean if anything. The Corona virus has shown that we're all hypocrites like every rule. There's an exception. Yeah yeah that's true. I'm interested in when you say that this might be an alien virus like not just a zoonotic transmission like you were talking about with the bats in the pain joins and all that stuff. Because I've heard that theory too. Where like if you look. At the percentage of life on Earth it's like ninety seven percent of it or whatever is You can't see it with naked. I it's like a micro level or it's like a viral level or something like that so if you're thinking about alien life forms we're not why we automatically assuming that they're all like little grant or humanoids right. They could be tiny little viruses noah. What I heard this guy screaming on the side of the street about this. It was like he was like this is the first part of an alien invasion. They're using this to weaken us in their common right after. And who knows? What here was it with. Liquid April hasn't store. Yea Whoa what were his do. Was He sourced well or I didn't check his credentials whereas his cardboard science peer reviewed. We'll have to take a look at that. Okay so billy I do appreciate though you you speaking as Zuma trying to tell kids like hey you guys gotta stay inside because this is. This is going to get bad. It's going to get worse. What other things can your generation due to try to pass the time to make staying inside cool? That's really the like the code. We haven't cracked. How can we make staying inside a cool thing for people that want to fucking party? I mean honestly so here we check my okay. Cbs' Target Asleep. It's definitely getting kids to stop vague. Yeah that's doughnuts. Yeah I think people are quitting cigarettes to. Yeah I mean like they're think about it the countries I hit the highest smoking rates right. Hey Billy ad from a practical standpoint. I was thinking about going into the office over the course of the week at some point because we have the bench press in the studio. And there's not anybody around how. How long would I have to wait? Let's just say I went in knocked out a few reps on the bench. I wipe it down with clorox. At what point does it become safer hank to get in there and throw some iron around the virus last three days of that host as whatever that was gave up dry rocks? Well it might might kill it but to be told. Us TOTALLY SAFE. You know okay. Yeah and we'll have to schedule our workouts in that way hank as a point all right anything else for billy this has been very informative. Just goes on our news. Sunday ritual have like really. I mean if if you need me do research on something will come up with John. Yes we do. You can get rid of a lot of questions. Are you scared am? I scared on c. Like a kind of like really like highly like comfortable in this crisis situation. You know it's like my mind moves real fast at a time like this. This is kind of time for your mind to move fast and I feel like everyone's out my speed now you know. Yeah no I mean some people. They tend to get calmer in times of great crisis. And I think you have that quality. It's a sign of a good leader. Hopefully let me think yeah. I'm just I'm honestly just the product of someone who wasn't allowed to watch cartoons and only watch sports the Discovery Channel History Channel. Hdtv animal planet. So but just not cartoon network cartoon like to watch. Tv as a kid. I watch a lot TV. Like mythbusters says occasional. Yeah on your director of response. I thought that guy wearing the beret like I was a little after a while. It was like to take it off. I mean if I was like what would you do? If you're bowling. Yeah are you could do the Bret Michaels and just rock band. The do rag with a cowboy hat. Yeah always drive into Chicago. And there's so many billboards O'Brien or lack is ridiculous. It's like the minute you get on. Yes yes you get off a plane at O'hare it's like right in your face every change your life new do hair baby. It was like so made so not spaced out. It was like ridiculous gamble. They Really WanNa let you know. The Youtube can look awesome with new hair. Got Good hair genes. You got great also. My great great aunts was supposed to die of Spanish flu. Oh but she survived. She said she wasn't supposed to live through the night and she ended up living till ninety saw. What doesn't kill? You makes you stronger. Hell yes. It's great match and after this is over you're going to be immune to having it right basically if you're going to be like run all the earns for Everyone. It's like a superpower but you might also spread it to everybody so you gotta be careful true. But that's a I love that billy. So we're all you got to beat this thing. And then we all live to ninety in renaissance and Renaissance assaults. All right billy will deficit. It's great to say spotty. We research projects that if this lasts more than a few months. Hey as long as it helps. Pass the time and gives people a smile. Yes Oh this time it does. I'll tell you what it absolutely does. People will be very happy that you were on the on today and happy to hear from you crisis you guys all right. Thanks billy thanks bill and good luck taking care of your patient as well until that person that you were rooting for them gently. Thanks boys. Who INTERVIEWED BILLY. Football is brought to you by our great friends at shady raise. 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You probably figured this last time right. Maybe it will ever speak. Yup We're GONNA hold this interview actually and hope you survive and if I would honestly just like If you do pass away can you put in your will that we get access to all your mail. They comes in your mail. I'm not ready to commit to that yet. Okay I'm talking about the male. You can come to the funeral okay. I'll be there all right but no seriously are you. Are you staying safe? We WanNa make sure that you're staying safe in all seriousness. All jokes aside as serious issue. I'm in Florida. Looked like for the longest period of time. I'm looking at a beautiful sunset on my balcony and this is the. This is the longest time we've ever been here because my the only reason I really wanted to go back. I haven't seen my grandchildren who are Nine in Five and a maximum yep yeah and Mattie and yeah and if we went back we couldn't see him for fourteen days anyway so I will say the interesting part about this. Which I you folks really probably can't relate to this but you know I'm pretty decent health for my age but now that everybody's saying elderly elderly elderly. You said the thing they're talking about me. Yeah Yeah yes I I. Don't you know I don't think of myself that way but apparently I better start? Well you're young at heart. I guess you do have some feisty if I was the crew inverse I would not mess with Mr Portnoy I. I don't know if I'm young at heart. I have a hot but no I and you asked me my nervous I think My son thought I would be apoplectic. I mean I I just really. I guess it's a lot of times you know. You never think anything is going to bet physically. You don't expect to have a heart attack unless there's some mystery you know what I mean right i. It's just you don't think it's always gonNA happen to the next guy. That's what I'm trying to. Yes not not not not to you. You know but whatever happens. I think my son was actually son. I wasn't crazy. Of course I he made up I e E it's called me So incredibly stupid because I went to the airport. Yes and that was stupid stupid. You want you tell us the entire back and forth that you did because it was incredibly stupid. He is right by saying that. You need to take care of yourself and stay inside but misrepresented naturally some of the things that happened. What happened was we had a flight to go back on It was on a Tuesday and The boss said why don't we see if we can get an earlier flight to get out of here before things really hit. I totally out of control. So of course I tried to call the airline Delta And I was the phone. I couldn't get the learn at tried five times and finally I said Look. This is ridiculous. I know I'm not going to get through so the airport is not that far from where we are. I mean is for ten fifteen minute ride so I said I'm going to go to the airport and I wanna say this where he started. Say things that weren't true. This airport is not Logan Airport or Chicago. It's it's you know what type probably small airport And it's not nearly as busy most of the time. Is these major airports. So I get there no problem. I parked car No problem and go in there and it's not really great pronunciation pronunciation. Tried that trying to do that. I did that intentionally gets results. Yeah Yeah so man I There's a I forget what they call it but it was An area where you go. You wanted to make a change. I guess on the ticket some I forget what they called it So again that line. There's only about four or five people in that one And keeping distance so. Nobody's going to get sick and they were mostly people my age. I would say But I get it so finally didn't take that long to get to the line at this point. I'm only there for about fifteen minutes. It really work very quickly. I get through my head align the woman who older than me working for the airline. That's for sure she was no kit but very nice and So I WANNA change. We wanted to get a direct flight. That didn't make any sense. If it was going to be a stop over you know them and there was nothing available. I thought it was I when I went to the airport. I think it was on a Friday. It was get out on Saturday. Okay instead of ticket was Tuesday. Got It no. The flight was scheduled for Tuesday. But you went on a Friday out of there on a Saturday right right but when no nothing available so the next thing we ended up the only thing that was available the day before the Monday and at that point I just took it because it was ridiculous but then we got back here in the thing that really convinced me is my son seems to be actually interested in my well being and surprise me and he he. He sent a text or email. If you know what you're saying you shouldn't go. You should not go. You make a mistake and my daughter did the same thing You know independently saying the same thing and a couple of other people at close to me. Did the same thing and the more we thought about it. I mean you know. I had some reasons I wanted to get back but I'll were outweighed but I thought I might be dead if I go back right. So that's why I'm here now and it looks like I'm GonNa be here for a while in Florida. You're staying in place already comfortable down there. Do you have access to Enough Food and what's your toilet paper situation like that's a problem was gonna we would. That is one problem we have. You have guys have any extra. I don't have a square to spare. I have a few yeah. I'm a few no big deal in touch with you. Yeah okay what's wrong but the problem is you still like went outside. The Hugh need to stop going outside period. What do you mean by outside the people I can go outside but you went out you went to the airport and you stood on line and you interacted with telling you that even with the thing now as long as you can be an appealing lodger? There's only four or five people which is what I what it was but if one of them has it. It's it's curtains. It's curtains for the Mr Porno show. Did you now? Did you see your son? And I discussing that corona virus potentially would show up to your doorstep. Here you complaining about God knows what. Turn around and be like no. Thanks like if it's GonNa take if I'm going to have to live here for fourteen days. It's not worth it. I don't want this. And you basically beat Corona virus off by just who you are. Yeah plausible thing when it when this stuff out. I don't know about you folks. I never realized how much I touch my face me too. I mean it just end of course cousin Linda here. She's giving me every time I go out. I'm not talking. You know even if I'm just going downstairs at the Condo here and get back in the elevator. She's giving paper towels. You know put over the buttons which is supposed to do but I forget I forget every single time now. How's that working out between the two of you? Do you have Do you have rules in place that you guys? Don't get sick I. I'll answer that question by getting long as well as well as we have a real. You can take that any way you want. You just needed a pandemic to find true love. You jump to the conclusion of what that meant. So what Wh- do you have any other. Yeah any one thing to yes you talk about. So I'm I'm here and I'm probably one of the youngest people here. You're doing it again where you're like Like hey don't worry I'm good. I'm a spry. Seventy eight yeah so I get it I get on the elevator. It's a not a big elevator to small and they're getting on the elevator and then the guy that gets on your elevator could be my father and so I'm trying to avoid him in. Its avert this is. You're talking about this a small area so he gets off. I get off and I go for my wall. I'm gone for about forty five minutes. I go back on the elevator. He comes back again if I survived. That consumers are yeah now. What about from a legal standpoint? You are lawyer. You've gotten us out of some some hot issues in the past How are the court cases that are already in the system going to be proceeding is? They're just going to be like a freeze on trials across America in course Massachusetts closed. I mean that's it. Obviously this is a this. Is You know what do you call? This is a Unicorn this this whole situation. I mean this is crazy I I mean. Don't you know what the thing is when you know when we had the and you had Chicago wherever they have these big snowstorms? And you know you're going to be cooped up for even in the worst storm might be cooped up to five days a week or whatever but you know that's GonNa come to an end right right. The problem here is who knows what Mrs GonNa End. You know what I mean I mean talking about I I have. I don't know I P T you're like me. You have no confidence in anything from the government. I don't know if you'll like that for cats true big time I mean yeah you gotta be figured out Especially with the people in charge now. I mean there's no truth coming out way I can see. She's Oh she's telling us how to flatten the curve. Are you getting mad at? I'm going to write a book. Are You mad at people that write a book that you see out in public yelled at any any kids or teams that you might see in in your neighborhood for socializing? There were no teams around here. Okay okay teen teen in three months all right. That's good that's good. So what about your complaints overall with this pandemic going on? I would imagine you're complaints. Maybe like perspective wise. You're like hey it's not a big deal. Is that true or do you still have something to complain? Obviously that's one that affects how you think a little bit. You know. All Stop looks small but I am not somebody that I give up on these things you know. I sent you a while ago and I sent you. I had a I. I'm GonNa tell it to you now. This is this is this one I was. I was triggered into kids. Say with this thing. Yep I'm not going to name the bank but it's Bank of America. Okay here's what happened. I get an email from them and now disolve seems like small potatoes. But I'm GonNa tell you anyway in light of what's happened since this took place. I want to say about two months ago now so I get a notice from Bank of America that my top my credit card has been compromised. And the giving me New Credit Card with a new number and of course when I first started. I thought it was a fake. You know there was they. Were GonNA try and get some information for me and whatnot? It was not a fake a few days later. I get a cat with a new number. Okay and what happens is I have about. I learned a lesson which I knew. I didn't act on it. I knew this I've about six or seven Things that a charge account every month and the credit card account automatically right so I am. I'll give an example. One of the companies is like Sprint cellphone. It's up to me to call these companies and tell them about the new number because if they try to use the old number it's not gonNa go through Yup. I've had that experience before and I think I had to make about six companies and I'm saying to myself how come I have to do this. Then the ones you gave me the new number. Why don't they do it all? You're upset that you have to. You have to tell people that your credit cards changed. He's Kinda right. Though the credit card companies should have to go tell everyone because they're the ones who gave the number right in tech and I'm talking about some of these companies. You know what it's like to call sprint and try to tell him. Tell them this whole story you. You're going to kill a half hour or an hour right that I I got all the time in the world. But that's beside the point. So I'm getting progressively more upset about this so I called. Bank of America explained to what I just explained to you. Why do I have to do this? So a very nice lady and she says to me you know listen to this one hundred percent right but there's nothing we can do about it. She's I understand your complaint. You're right you're right. You're right so then by the way now I'm not sure whether some of these might have been automatically changed or not. She indicated they maybe some work so now. I don't know which number is the right one so after. I made sure that I'm telling you might have been about seven or eight accounts that they've been properly changed by me checking with each one of these damn credit. The next day I get an email from Bank of America saying we changed them fire so they did do what you said. Yeah but but when I spoke to this woman. She said we're not going to do that. Fuck well it's good to know that you still got complaints. Yeah Yeah it's still have complaints right now. Well that might be my last one. No WE'RE GONNA WE'RE GONNA know that there's an issue if you stop complaining about stuff that's going to be the Canarian the go on. We're like there's something very wrong reporting and I want to say You didn't do happy the other day with pen. The Pen Stock No. It's not cold so hot. It's not going so hot I'm going to say right. Now it's Yeah no it's I would like something I'd like to stock market to go up not down. I think Econo- one class. That I didn't take would tell you that I wanna tell you something. And this is what my son's doing knows he knows absolutely nothing about this but it never stopped before going day trader. He's teach reading and he's he's losing so much money I sent. I sent lodge. Just go inside the insert. Which didn't who. Who Have you been talking to Lodge Lodge Lodge Lodge? Got It lodge. Like he's got he's losing so much money. I think Mr Portnoy with the combination of Tom Brady signing with the box and the way the stock market's going I wouldn't be shocked if we're passing out newspapers in two weeks and we're back to square one could happen. It could happen. We're doing we're doing skype rundowns again. We're all fighting with each other. Which are very funny but this is. It's a weird weird time. I'll tell you something too about the day trading. You can lose money a lot faster than betting. The Games agreed agreed. Big Time. Big Time All right well misreport. Roy pleased for real stay safe. We love you and we don't want anything bad to happen so we do need all all the rules and all that. Can you give us any tips that you might have like things that you're doing to pass the time I'm taking naps. Oh Nice. That's that's actually underrated way to get through this crisis pressing fast forward on life. What time is it guy like you wake up in the morning? I want the truth. That's why I asked. My I wake is anywhere between four and four thirty up. Well I gotta go to the bathroom. Stay up stay up I go to the bathroom I used to check the stock market. But I don't do that anymore morning. What time change added that all your checking? How close the before because you went to the four four thirty So I generally. I don't go right back. I if I if I can let say got up at four thirty. I get back in bed. Say but I won't sleep. Yeah if I can between four thirty and say eight if I can catch our somewhere along the line right. I'm in good shape. That's pretty good. Yeah it's not bad. And what time do you go to bed at night? Foreign Yup. We're actually we're actually talking to you while you sleep. Walk Right now no I I you know. One of the things that I've been forever read is a terrible thing if I'm if I'm going to check out early and my lifetime one of the reasons because I only sleep five five dollars a night. You're like John Kennedy. Yeah so I mean you know. That's not good. Yeah it's not good. You GotTa get more sleep better for the immune system. Yeah drink lots of orange juice emergency. So we're we're right now apple CIDER vinegar. We're in New York City is our last. So we're basically doing like five interviews in two hours tonight so that that way. We don't have to be together for the next likely. That's why you weren't too happy when I need another fifteen minutes. Yeah we're trying to doctors. We are social distancing right. Now it's only four of us at the office where all six feet away from each other. So yeah we're going to be sheltering in place after this. You're in the Office. Yes right now. We came came in after everybody else left today. So we're not around a bunch of people at the same time it's the four of us were spread out and then after that back to our respective apartments and just basically not communicating with anybody in real life for the next two weeks three weeks. Four weeks of along. Most of this is not going to go on the so so and so. When are you Tomorrow you're not going to be able to get back in. No we can get in there but I don't think we're I don't think wants to it. Yeah I think everyone's going to really really try to hunker down and not go anywhere and and get your social footprint as small as possible. I also that there's going to be like a request from the New York City government for everybody to shelter in place for a while. But you don't usually listen to things like that. No I listen. I'll listen to that. I'll absolutely listen. I'll I'll still go to like. There's a store next to my house that will go to utilize that people tell you what to do. I know that I don't but I also like I don't like to have people die my preference for not murdering people takes precedence over my distrust of government. That's what they hear. You know I hate to tell you fellas this but I just saw something on the news that they're starting to say that this may not be A situation was just the elderly and the infirm. I'm going to have a problem. I saw out about an hour ago. I think everyone no serious for everyone. I mean there's a lot of people that it's it's not a big deal but you can't take that risk. Their young people dying as well. You're what are you trying to like to one? Are you trying to like basically be like hi? You guys can die to. Wouldn't that be something that would be something? Yes yeah it would. It'd be incredible. Would you give the eulogy? Both of our funerals. I promise it'll be the child. Okay that's fair. That's my word. Perfect perfect all right. We'll seriously do stay safe and we're thinking about you. Hopefully we see you soon after. Everything's past in sports or back in life is back to normal. Didn't like the way that everything's past it another way. Not Everything everything most. Yeah no no no no no. We want you around for many many many many many more years all right well. Same to you guys help. Everybody goes well and your family family. Does your family do well. And you want me to say What was IT It's a weird thing to say. Hope your families do well when it's pretty much you're saying. I hope your family doesn't die looking at you know when these things happen to give feel very philosophical sentiment. Yeah it's true it's true. Be Safe we're gonNA county you're going to be one of our first guest back we get back into the studio. Yeah nothing cleans all that important public. No sports are very very important to me. Still very very important. What does your speaking? I want to hear what your thing about radius but your attitude about that. I was pretty shocked to be honest. Even though it's a weird thing to have happened where everyone tells you. Something's going to happen that it happens. You're like what no way. But that's kind of how it went right. I thought he was saying yeah. We did too as a podcast. We just thought that there's no chance that he leaves. Also that it's GonNa look really weird cinnamon those weird bucks uniforms. I say this to everybody. We talk about the not just Brady but these famous people there on such a different level that for us the average peasants to try to take what we would do in these various situations and transport transport it onto Tom. Brady what have you it totally different. We don't know we can't know how even assess things how they look thing obviously in his case it's not the money it couldn't be money the only thing money could be. That's how we keep score. You know what I mean. But we don't know how he thinks Well I mean he's Kinda like you you get towards the year career. He moved down to Florida. I I've been compared to him a lot to kiss Dave on the lips. I concert problem I have yes. It's no comment. Got It no comment. All right this report I please be safe. Send our best to cousin Linda. Willia- all right. I'll send you a picture. I'll send you a picture of my baby. An updated one. I would love to have okay all right. Just don't do anything with it. Don't be a creep okay. What I'm GONNA show because that's there all right we'll talk to you later? Stay SAFE TAKE CARE. Bye Bye that with Mike. Portnoy is brought to you by simply safe with home security. There two ways that you can go about protecting your home. There's the traditional way where you wait weeks for technician to do a messy installation that costs a small fortune. Or there's the other way it's simply safe simplisafe. Is Everything that you need in home security system. It's award winning protection there. Two time winners of C net editor's choice award simplisafe blankets our whole home and safety comprehensive protection for your entire home. Outdoor cameras outdoor doorbells. Alert you to anyone approaching your home. 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We have a new one by the way we're going to watch tiger king. We're going to watch tire. King were to review it on Friday. Show we've been watching. We have been watching. Maybe Friday just becomes we review something. Maybe that's what we have to do. We have to review something every single Friday that we give out every Friday. We'll give you something new. Maybe it's a a documentary a show. I don't know it's just do that. Let's start doing that. I'm deciding that let's just do it. Characters Integra King incredible incredible all right so everyone watched that we will review in full on Friday. Show on Netflix on Netflix. We also have a new segment. It is Mount Rushmore. Sue Me. It is rushmore season but bizarro world upside down world from Stranger Things. So how start so? We're basically creating the worst four of something right. It's just the as my mouth plus more the more the most toilet versions whatever. The category is so Hank You. WanNa tell us who's starting Charles. Okay okay so this is going to go hank- and then goal. Let's go youngest the oldest. Okay Okay Perfect Raisin Bran cereal talk. Because there's like I think a lot of serials are pretty raisin bran never enough raisins and I feel like you end up throwing away half of it or more against so soggy through. It is an all time soggy cereal. And when you have when you have a bite that's got a good amount of reasons. It's okay it's that whole thing. Such bullshit two scoops of what? It could be like two scoops from a shot. Glass of reasons I go onto each box raisin bran cereal that you feel like once a year you're like I want to give this a try and be healthy. Yeah and you realize that sucks. That's good first choice. My first choice is going to be. I'M GOING TO GO WITH CORNFLAKES. Planning cornflakes hate them. Hate it with PTSD. I do. But I think most people would agree with me. That cornflakes were invented to prevent people in the army from getting erections. Someone adds to fact check meal now and pretty sure. That's where it came from. And yet my dad did by seventy to one hundred boxes of cornflakes because he found a deal at the grocery store where they paid them. Four cents a box by. That's all that I ate throughout my entire high school life in. So I hate them. Worse Than Satan. Like if you surround me and a roomful of cornflakes at is my own personal l. I've I've got some history there but I think you'll agree cornflakes or trash. Yeah they're just they're the they're like. Why wouldn't you just get frosted flakes? Yeah cornflakes deaths a classic serial which cornflakes or part of this complete breakfast and shows like somebody like on the back of the box. And they're just like sitting in a juice cafe surrounded by vegetables and in the Middle. There's like one tiny bowl cornflakes all right. I got to. I'm going to go with KACI. Whatever that fucking thing is that everyone has the you see it next to all. The serial is a serial right. Kashi Talk K. A. S. H. I think I've had it once or twice and I hated it so much that I just tried to point it out of my memory. It's Oh yeah this is so gross so so gross all right so that one that one. It's they almost like need to separate it because I almost get offended when I'm buying cereal and I see it there. I'll say fuck out of here. This isn't real. Yeah when you see that boxer like this is the wrong. I'll this this box should be in the aisle that I intentionally don't go down every time I'm gonNA grow the weird. I'll yes exactly the. Yeah the weird off brand like locally produced shit you know where you can just get a bunch of GRANOLA and Kashi. Alright so Kashi. And then Hank I actually have a worse version of Raisin Bran I think and that's nuts grape nuts reasonable gross. And it's like it's like. Hey Hey you think raising branstad try some grape nuts. Really agreed yeah. Grape nuts are trash. But what you'll find is there are some weird grape not stands out there and so there's a phantom of people that love grape nuts by the way should. I'm just realizing this should we should we? When we put this out. So we like best serials. Just get the Internet mad. Yes we should. Yeah Rushmore seasons back. Yes yes we should definitely not for at least this one. We should just actually that for every single mo we should. We should people who listen. Know what we're talking about put for twitter and instagram. We should always phrase it like the best and then watch people get really upset about perfect. Mount Rushmore okay. All right go ahead. Pse Okay my one. I'm going to go. With just plain rice krispies plain rice krispies. Ask Soggy on more than good. Where's their frosted flakes Shit Dude? Rice KRISPIES are literally soggy on context. Pet fire commercial songs. Though when I'm eating rice KRISPIES. It feels like something that you'd feed a horse the problem the problem with Rice krispies fifty. Is there such a bad cereal? But then they make the greatest treat like it's such it's such a bizarre like they should discontinue Rice krispies is a serial just make crispy treats. Yeah and I WANNA be clear on this rice crispy treats and rice crispy treats. Cereal is awesome. Yes like rice crispy. I mean it just goes to show you that you can literally add sugar butter and marshmallow flavoring to anything. That comes Estonians Delight. Yes yes good. Pick Hank I will go with honey. Smacks Oud good? One Dan rose honey smacks like whatever made. Honey smacks the nerd at the lunch table. Like Hey can I sit here? You know fruit loops and corn POPs in lucky charms and all like everything else is just sit and having a good time at honey smacks shows up. Hey guys what's up sugar cereal? I mean it's hard to controversal one but but my next one is corn POPs. Oh agree that that's controversial. I like corn. Pops don't like them. It just tastes like nothing. It's just you're eating air basically. Well it's sugar but yeah sugary air. Yeah Yeah I agree with you and I had I had a honey smacks on my list because I hate that. Fucking frog within backward sad. It's like Pucci from the Simpsons. Any tastes like pecan flavored asshole. But that's another story but my my next pick is going to be. I'm going to go with weeds. Great boxes and they're great marketers because they just they made everyone who wins an Olympic gold medal. Want to be on on the cover of their cereal box. Even other cereal tastes like shit is like an old person's like butthole. Not a fan of the wheaties could pick our. I'll go with kind of going off. Wheaties we checks. We checks are gross. I like I don't mind regular checks in. What is it rice and corn? I always get them confused. I don't really know the difference but you see we checks and you're like what the fuck is this and they're so dry in checks mixed though pretty good pretty good checks very good actually How about this one? This one's going to be. I feel like controversial but it's the Because I actually I like this but I like it in a certain way because I add sugar to it so shredded wheat on. Its own the big ones you ever seen the big ones. That's trash but I do like mini shredded wheats with adding honey nut cheerios. Where they have. Ooh But they also have frosted mini wheats frosted mini wheats of. I Love I love but I eat. Shredded wheat. The mini ones with an attitude or serial. Put the big shredded wheat delay. Original shredded wheat are insane. They're like they're they're huge fucking blocks of shredded. We as like nine per box it's disgusting. It's like a loaf of bread that will cut the roof. Your mouth yeah. Do you like Hank. You like that. Little shredded wheat. Honey Cheerio Combo. Yeah that's that's a good Combo meal movement cereal. That's where you just like. Hey I'm GONNA I know. This thing is healthy. But I can't eat it. Unless I add that unhealthy thing and they combined them and then you've got the health it also Monday kosher but I've always been a big cereal mixer. No I liked that. Cheerios apple. Jacks cheerios. Lucky that's okay that never mind. I don't like that whenever he got the next to the soda. What you just do every soda like sometimes I. Just throw my cereals. That's insane. This is the man who brought you buffalo sauce combined with barbecue sauce so it makes sense. Barbara COME PICK TOTAL EASY. Total total trash. It's total garbage. It just makes shit. That's all does which is that's okay but It just tastes terrible. There's nothing there. No redeeming qualities about that zero agreed. This is way more controversial than my last one but easily. My least favorite cereal frosted flakes. That's awesome I talked to my friend's house sleepovers. Or whatever and they go on frosted flakes. No discussing never man. That's like Germany. He's cool good like good commercials on frostier and Hank comes over to your house for a sleepover. Your son invites Hank Lockwood over in the morning. You bring out the frosted flakes and hanks you gross honey smacks and honey nut. Cheerios lucky charms and kick said I can mix together like drink the milk and then be go. I'm done the only one other one. I had on my list that I honestly and this is probably a little bit quarantine brand. I can't remember if I don't like it or not. I can't remember if I don't like life or not. I was I was ready to until I died. Life is delicious. Is it good. I honestly can't remember last time I had it and I was thinking about going through my brain to life. That's where we're at with the quarantine. Yeah Black Cat. But it's the most boring packaging that you could ever imagine like whoever dreamed that up. They haven't changed the front of that box since like nineteen sixty five. It's Kinda weird now that we're talking about this. There's no like there hasn't been any new awesome new cereal. They just make just take candy bars and tournament of cereals now right. Our patch kids cereal. It's like Hollywood. They just take the fucking comics and make them into movies. Give us a new serial. Yeah there hasn't been any like any breakthroughs in the cereal. Cheerios has come out with like forty sequels and most of them are pretty good but yeah there hasn't been like a a new staple in the pantry and a longtime. Maybe we should change that. I'm also happy that no one said honey bunches of oats because that's the greatest like hack of eating healthy but it's really just sugar cereal agreed. I love honey. Bunches of oats like I'm eating healthy year. You are left out tricks. Tricks is trash tricks. His trash tricks is delicious. Tricks is big time trash. I mean I agree with tricks. Tricks would be good as like to sprinkle in as one of your mixture elements full of tricks off breaks and fruity pebbles. Forget it all right. So that's our first mouthwash more. We'll do we'll do them every show. So if you have something that you think we should rank. The worst. Four options of we will do anything. The world is oyster. Because we've never done it so we can go forever for this and we are going to tweet out that there are favorites magic when we do this woman like worst power forwards all time and then we just tweet out like the best four power for it so I love. It is going to actually give me life. I'm back on twitter. I like I like twitter again. Just by watching people get upset about this told you all right last up to two segments Left we have embraced debate It can you drink beer during I racing because they had the IRA acing five hundred this Sunday. Which actually did you guys tune in. It was kind of cool. I still don't understand NASCAR. So that's one of the main problems that sounds. That's more of a personal thing. Yeah did you like it? I flip past it. Looked okay. Didn't hold my attention. It was when I say I watched and I watched him for about three minutes but it was. I think I was more mesmerized. With how good the graphics were. Yeah and I was like Holy Shit. This is this is fake and so the embraced debate is. Can you drink a beer while I racing because I guess possibly a couple of the I? Racers were drinking beers we all should mention the Denny Hamlin. Awol one because he can't stop winning it everything but PF. Do you think that you should be able to drink a beer while I racing? It will combine employers studies. I need a beer right now. It is just right there. Should there should be an exclusive event. Where all the drivers are hammered and call a DWI racing. And then just see what they're like going one hundred fifty miles an hour hammer to show like you have to blow above point. One six to even qualify. Who who wouldn't tune into that? I would absolutely watch that. We should you drunk Mario Kart Plane Rainbow Road three seats. The wind may write that down. We're going to do that all right last we appear what a one for Jamal. Murray so Jamal Murray accidentally and I'm going to put this on quarantine brain Put on this story a video of his girlfriend sucking his Dick Volvo video very graphic video also shout out thoughts and prayers to Jamal. Mary's nuts if you watch the video and SCIENC- the video did it go all the way till completion or was it like it was a solid fifteen and make hank. You didn't make it all the way through the video. I didn't I didn't didn't catch up on no. It was not always completion but it was very graphic video and then he said he got hacked and then his girlfriend who I feel very bad for because she obviously didn't want this to happen in one of the funniest Unintentionally funniest tweets out there of. I clearly don't understand the Internet tweeted. You HAVE THE VIDEO. Please delete it. Federal Crime insists. That's like when we when we like do like the like. Please don't tweet this like she had it puts seriously right. It's like when we have a picture. Where belly is coming over the top of her waist band please remove from the Internet's she actually asked for the Internet's helping doing something good work. I haven't seen it anywhere else as well. Carol Crime Crime. Please don't but also. The Internet roasted mammaries cubes. So they said it looked like someone who has syphilis his hair like Kevin durant hairline or something like that. So I mean that's a pretty good spin zone for that girl is at least nobody's talking about the video of you giving head. The video is just showing off. How Awful Jamal? Mary's cubes are it also is the worst possible time to do something like that. Because there's nothing to talk about like if this was march madness the imagine that if that had happened to am on March madness began. It might have gotten a little buzz but for the most part people wouldn't have paid attention because you'd have upsets going on and just like March madness. He did he put out he. He put out his own sex tape by accident at the worst worst possible. Yeah what's remarkable is that he was able to upload this to Instagram and actually accomplish it at two o'clock in the morning because when you try to upload something to instagram stories at least for me fifty percent of the time it doesn't work and I forget I close out instagram and then get back on later and I'm like Oh yeah. The video is still uploading because I- I exit the application eight hours ago. He had he had to see it through and so it was longer than just the fifteen seconds well. How many dots were there in this video of him getting his Dick Suck? I think it was just one video that he put up there but it had been on like I think he honestly it was like multiple stories and he just accidentally put up a video. That was on his phone. I actually you know what I can relate to this a little bit not that I have sex videos debt. I have so many pictures of the big black cock me that when I text someone. I'm so nervous. Now that I'm GonNa text them the wrong thing because my phone is filled it so I guess maybe that's what was going on that he He just has a couple of videos in there and he accidentally put published on one. Maybe he thought that he was posting a BBC meam and he saw the picture like the screen shot of that video and he was like. Oh yeah that's that's what he should have said so. He said that he got Hack No. No He's wearing. Okay well he said he got hacked. Would he should have said was that like he's this is just another name his day as BBC thing. It's hilarious so Yeah PR WANNA want for him. I don't know what you do you just I actually say you have qualifiers there. You go that really is the only way out. If you say you have grown virus people will just feel bad for you and then kind of forget that that happened. His explanation of he got hacked. Some some hackers stole and logged into my phone and posted a picture. Me Getting my Dick saw that that bastard can't leave. What is the world coming to not again right? That's our show. We have Craig Ruby coming up on Wednesday great interviews Saint Louis Blues head coach guaranteed. That's coming we also have some good ones in The docket that we have saved up. But we're gonNA keep going strong and we also might just have billy football on every Monday to research something for us. That MIGHT BE A. Yeah we look for Hank Someone. Who's running my door. Oh should we stay lively figure? Who could that be waiting to see? If re is GONNA come out and take care of this. I guess I'll check it out. Oh dude got murdered right now. Live on the show too. Well we true crime documentary. This would actually be great for ratings. I'm Kinda rooting for something. Bad to happen here no fast. Thank you won't hear this until after he's at its it so I'll be asleep. I won't care who could be. Is it to reorder delivery without telling Hank? And if so did she get him any his. We also like we might get a fight going. Pse check your phone. I texted you a video. It's totally unrelated to anything. We were just talking about. Okay got a package open. It Open live on boxing on nights. Yeah let's No. She got gamache drops off at ten. Probably how do you not fucking use gloves? When you open that hank or let's go. What is it again. Intendo Nintendo controller forbade these days. All right let's see what Cyrus experimenting we do. Yes we will do. Dwi Racing at some point This week we'll do Mario Kart or we'll have to figure it out. We might be together. Intendo swigging tomorrow cards from us by that and get online all right. I'M GONNA buy two right now. Hell Yeah Hell. Yeah we love you guys love. You guys love you guys. Don't edit this out because I do love him it away ahead. Pope stuff leading by a crap overnight report. David could take is food. I'm going to call it a little bit. I'm going to call it.

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Brooks Koepka, Mt Flushmore Of Appetizers, And Deep Dive On Cryptic Zoology

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Brooks Koepka, Mt Flushmore Of Appetizers, And Deep Dive On Cryptic Zoology

"Until as part of my take we have our good friend Brooks kept on the show. Check in with Brooks figure out what's going on with him how he's going to Attack this shortened golf season also tells us an all time story about. Espn the magazine. No his G. Q. Does ESPN magazines Bodies Issue bodies issue when he had to be naked all day Always great to catch up with him. We also have our deep dive with Billy football. Mount Rushmore of appetizers. And who's back the week before we do all of that part I take is brought to you by the cash APP not always the easiest place to send me your friends. It's the safest it is the number one APP for social distancing. Because you don't have to go and hand someone money or be face to face to do your transactions if you want to send money to a family member a friend if you want you send money to a waiter or or your favorite restaurant you can do it so easily with the cash APP. Don't have to leave your couch. Don't have to go anywhere. 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I did not watch Did Not tune into that Zach Levine. That's really the only exactly being who competes in every single like off the books contests that the NBA can throw at you. Chris Paul Paul Pierce really no interest in it whatsoever it Yeah I'M NOT GONNA. Watch it either unless Sakhalin wins it all probably raise a banner in the United Center. But it is this weird. We're in the spot. I think it was Friday. Maybe was the official month That we've had no sports like the official mark of like you've now gone one months without any sports and it's weird. How normal. It's starting to feel as much as I miss it. I'm getting scared because it's like day after day. It becomes more normal this weird fucking existence where we wake up and just do the same thing over and over and over. I need something to break it up. Dana White. I need you to get fight. Island going need something even even the MLB throwing out the different divisions that they would use where they're they're saying they're going to do a shortened season and have it be all played in Florida and Arizona. Even that got me excited. I was like Oh this is kind of a cool idea and I'm actually all for this because it's going to be such a weird season any way. They play a shortened season. That why not have just completely random divisions and have beat something totally different where we always look back and we're like. Oh yeah that was the season that The cubs were in the same division as the giants. Or you know whatever whenever they all break down to be. Why not do that? It'll be funded at least watch something totally different right. The only thing that we have pulling his Ford right now as NFL draft. And thank God that that's there because that's at least giving us something to talk by. Feels normal that it's going to happen. The sides that the only other. Nfl News is Mike. Florio getting mad about players breaking social distance in guidelines like he is a one. Man Wrecking crew here. Florio it. This is his time. Knock on everybody. That's practicing so the cowboys are addicted to break in quarantine. The Dallas Cowboys. Got Together. Dak Prescott through to like Dez Bryant. I think Cooper was there a bunch of people and then they had a party down party versus in quarantine party which is kind of a weird thing to do and then if you're going to have a coaching party the rules should be like put your phone in this basket. So that Florio doesn't talk about this all day on Sunday. He was right about that one. I mean having a party for latently saying I don't care I'm rich. Who Cares about all these rules and I think we need what we really need more than anything is we need like a concerted the PSA that gets put out across all messages where it basically is all your favorite football players saying if you don't stay at home and follow these rules. We won't have football because that's that's how the world needs to understand this problem because it would clearly like just saying stay at home for the health of your family members to fuck my family. I don't care about Nanna. Well how about stay at home so that you can watch week six Thursday night football? The Jaguars play the titans. Now you're gonna stay at home forever. That's what I'm saying. I never WANNA leave. I will stay inside all summer for means that we have football in the like but I think that colleges there's just no chance that they're going to give up entire football season. They're going to figure out a way to make their free money like without that free money identity incident. What's the AA even going to do? That might be actually silver lining to this whole thing like we saw the xfl. They had to close their doors over the weekend. A lot of sports businesses are having shut down because they don't have their income he NCWA if they miss a football season they might have to just declare bankruptcy. I don't know can get NC double a. run out of money. I think they have like billions and billions of dollars stashed away. At least I assume at the very least if we take away you know th they lost March madness. They're worried about losing college football. Maybe they'll just come out with another football game right break. Glass in case for urgency will. We need to make money somehow. So fuck it. Let's just turn to. Es Shot by the way The Guy who's totally lost his mind. More than anyone. In the world who is invited to come on and and and rehabilitate the fact that he can't have a coherent thought anymore. Like more than one coherent thought. Twenty four hour span Darren Revell. Who tweeted out the ultimate troll about the xfl only playing twenty games AF lasting thirty four. And then everyone's saying cool tweet dude and He basically was like well. The context is implied. Everyone knows the context. Such a classic rebel like like looking for the negative interaction. And then being like you guys are the stupid ones because clearly everyone knows what I mean. I'm going to ban I'm personally. Banning muting are meeting replies and personally banning Responded to details tweets. Because that's all he has gone right now. Correct to Darren. His personal sport has always been how many replies can get telling me. I'm a NERD To to any given tweet or calling me in Newark reporting to the police so I think the only way to fight. That is just not Peyton. So I'm turning a blind eye to dern and then and then replying to a few select few being like hey. I was nerd in high school. But now I'm rich and I have a family and it looks like the Michael Scott like I wanNA have a family of one hundred kids that way. None of them could ever say no to me and they all have to be my friend. yeah he makes us. He's GonNa make his kids reply to his tweets and we'd all stopped doing it throw. That's been inside your kid too. Because he controls your kids normal did start that up. Rebel going off the deep end big time and you know what the xfl it. It sucks. But I am declaring. Dc Defenders Champions of on behalf. They lost I am the xfl championship for the DC defenders. Guys to the plan. How we wanted to win it but the stats don't lie so first place in the beast toughest division hardest strength of schedule. I'll take it to the vipers. That's fine my peers. Were terrible marked. Routes I mean. They lost the snipers. The chiefs lost a couple of games this year too. Yeah that's true. Did Vipers all right? So let's do who's back. We got we got a good show brooks capital coming up. We have Mount Rushmore. And then we have billy's deep dive. Which what is Billy doing today? Do we know I forgot cryptos all so that should be good one. Let's try and keep it tight and said okay just bigfoot then whatever that means. I don't know what that means but I just I roads lead back to preserve or mode with billy this summer. I have a feeling that he's just trying to weave that into whatever conversation cryptos. Y'All we have a bunch of really good drafts content coming up in the next week and a half stay tuned for the end of the show because guess is doing allow show because I kicked his ass on the Peleton. Yes yes that will be. It'll be great to hear him have to sing Who's backing the week? Hank you start on. His Week is sons. Humans versus UN's hoops. Are you guys tuned in? Probably not because neither did I but there was the NBA they had NBA players. Playing like a to k tournament and the championship was Devon Booker versus the Andrea. And so they might not be the best. Nba Basketball Team but they are definitely the most skilled NBA Two K. Team Devon Booker won the whole thing and centre-back is this well probably they should. They should raise a banner and whatever their arenas called. Because we don't have much else going on there. Is this one of those situations where winning this is kind of. Like telling on yourself that you're really good at a video game. Yeah I mean that's kind of what people will. There's a lot of people making jokes like the fact that it's two sons in the championship doesn't really mean that's not a good thing. I don't think although it could be a good thing because I think weren't the San Antonio Spurs back into awesome it. Tim Duncan and Tony Parker into nobly. There was some words in so boring. That didn't go out at all. They just played video games together. At each other's houses either means that you have an awesome team or that. You probably have the worst thing. Yeah I think those I think those days of video game shaming are over. I think that's the thing of the past and Devin bunkers kind of like the the the perfect like Gen Z. Like NBA Guy. Where kind of makes sense? Yeah I mean. I don't video game shame. Now that I'm back in the video game world and just getting bullied every single night by a bunch of like fourteen year olds on twitch like just men handling I feel like I feel like stepbrothers when they didn't take the long route every single night just didn't realize I had seen people say ethnic chat on the Internet for years and I didn't realize like the context of it is when you're playing twitch and when you do something bad they're just get over flooded with APPs in the chat and it's it's hilarious but it's like when it happens you it's like most embarrassing thing in the world. What does that mean? What's worse interception? If you throw an interception just tha-that thousand play absentee. Hey would you rather hold an effort holding now is like an overall game? F is just like a bad play like they don't let you forget admiral they're gonNA they're gonNA chat till yeah so you mentioned it drowning and fs Who's your who's back my. Who's back of the week? Is Trent Dilfer? He's back in a big way. He he was handling two tagliabue's pro-forma because virtual pro day did you get that jet for. Dilford did not get the jet. He had talked there. He had to hitchhike there in the bed. He just like loaded up in the back of farm trucks to get to Alabama and then he he reported on the roadway by doing a write up the notes APP and said that to a win like forty nine for fifty two and made some of the best. He's ever made a deal. Rancho War ski trick of saying is the best workout ever seen in my entire life. He's got a better arm than Dan Marino etcetera etcetera etcetera. So yeah so. Trent found a way for him to get his name back in the news. So congratulations funny. I love that. I watched some of his pro day and it was weird because it wasn't like the field he was on was was a small training field so they were running plays in all the different directions and I must have watched throw like fifteen bubble screens because that was how much they didn't have enough room. They ran it like the other opposite way. The bubble screens. It was very bizarre. But I guess you gotTa do what you gotTa do right now. Yes so so. Dilfer was in charge of scheduling. And now I'm back wanting to I keep going back and forth like for the Redskins I. I wanted him a couple of weeks ago then. I didn't want them now. I think I want him again. And I saw like some videos of Of of college quarterbacks throwing left handed and they look weird as Shit and. I don't like the way that a lefty looks in College. But take the stripes off a ball left us look sweet again so watching to throw with an NFL ball looks good like the witchcraft is gone or whatever it looks. I think it goes from looking like it spinning clockwise looking like it spinning counterclockwise. Now that it has the stripes off it so. I'm offer onboard the to train. How would your sons of anarchy partner feel about your left handed comments Mellon? He looked great throwing the ball in the NFL. Matt liner was a great. Nfl Player. Look Weird in college so it was so much better and ask take. That's been zone back to the shop did too I? This is the season for. Actually I just do this for my who's back Clicking on the threads of highlights of each you know like the different scouts on twitter. Who like this thread to thread starts here? And then you can click on it and watch basically every throw he made for the entire year. I was watching it and there was one. There was one word at New Mexico state where he threw a ten yard past Jerry. Judy and no joke. Not a single person. Touched Jerry Judy. He went eighty yards to the house and he went through like four people on the defense and that was how much better and faster like they. They are then the New Mexico states of the world. So too is back you can fall in love with to a like. He's electric. Bacne Loas Electra. I bet and like there's something about him that makes you wake up. I did do some research though about lefty quarterbacks in the NFL the last lefty quarterback to throw a touchdown Kellen Moore. So it's we're in a drought right now. We're we're GONNA LEFT-HANDED DESERT GAL. I don't know maybe maybe tool take us out of it or maybe he's Meraj but right now I'm fully back. I'm I'm excited by to my other. Whose BACK IS MY belly button. I did a shirtless periscope yesterday and showed my belly button. And then I. I put it on my instagram Swipe up and then I did the move. Were an hour later. I went back and watched it in gross myself out so much that deleted it off my instagram. Swipe up it was that gross so it was a deep day. It was very back in. It's I don't know what to do. I'm like a porn situation. Like your shame of it. The second like your finisher. Yeah Yeah pretty much. Yeah pretty much I was like. It was an outer out of body experience. Like Oh i. In of course leading off my instagram does nothing. Because there's a video out there like the whole thing that's you know out there so but it was just one of those like ooh this out of my face. Yeah it's pretty much porn like X. Out of it as fast as you can but for my own body hasn't gotten deeper though I don't know I think so. I think probably I think the belly grows deeper gets after baby to that can probably like why definitely sympathy way? Yeah well I also just sitting down more. You've probably been sitting more often. I feel like that does something to the consistency around. Like right that midsection up whereas if you're standing up walking around you're stretching out all the skin around the belly button. It's like a big jelly donut. Yeah yeah that's just quarantine belly. I should put some jelly in there and see how long it will last before. Like before. It disintegrates just gets absorbed by your body. I actually had the idea that earlier today. Our dietitian billy football who later like what. If I started drinking baby formula every single day you think I would lose weight baby formula. No baby food. Yes eating like the creamed peas and like blended carrots and stuff. If you did nothing you ever see that movie forks over knives when that Australian Dude was like I'm GonNa solve cancer by just drinking vegetables all day. Now he he pretty much claims Alex Guerrero every meal yet. He's the Australian. Alex Guerrero Chilean Alex Guerrero. I can laugh at those jokes. Now is a good one so he claims to have solved every single problem with human body and health just by drinking juice for every meal instead of eating things so what you should do is just according to his study if you do nothing but just eat. Pureed vegetables all the time. You can't get fat and you can't get you'll never die because it's just one hundred percent nutrients that your body's getting this is like David Bowie. Did this in the seventies where he just did cocaine and drink milk all the time and be clay seventy pounds. Yeah Keith Richards. He just stayed tweaked out too much. Entire life and just stoned. His faulk does drunk high on Meth grinding. His teeth down but he didn't eat meat. He's still alive right now. It's crazy to think back about like some of those famous rockers. At some point in time there was someone's job in life and probably paid pretty. Well was just make sure that David Bowie drank enough to milk. Two percents milk to stay alive. That was that was an entire job. Same thing with Keith Richards except with Jack Daniels and they probably had people that were just like they would just roll them over on their sides whenever they passed here. Let's just make sure like all right another day at the office. David Bowie just drank his gallon of whole milk. Were done for the day clocking out. Here as he'd like snorts like a kilo of cocaine or another another healthy day in the books for all right. Let's get to our interview. We got We Got Brooks Kapka. Blake Kapka on the show before we do that. Death was coffee does wish. Coffee in the seemingly never-ending lockdown the world is going through. 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We don't even know when that's going to happen now. Actually it's the only sport that is corona virus proof. I was GONNA say we should make an announcement right now. We're going to continue the Blake of the year tournament. We're not gonNA let the virus stop it. It will happen sometime. What mid June is generally. When you take these orange alive June. The Blake of the year competition is on schedule. Yes so we have Blake number two last. Year is Brooks Kafka Brooks. What's up man? What's up guys all good? He I mean pretty good for. I guess is soccer. All Things considered not bad. What what have you been doing? I'm always like I. I would assume that you have to train or you playing. Are you still playing golf no? I'm not playing golf. Got Some time off so um couple golf courses closed down so I figured might as well take the break while you can and Just chill and workout and try to get Coaching bows and I don't know. Try to get that six pack back. Are you going to get to jacked up? Oh No no no I. You still got to have a little bit of Dad bought that I need. Bryce Flynn Distributors Chamblee. You have something to complain about with your body so don't get back into like full on piano mover shutout. Rick Reilly shape. I need like I need something for him to come at you for because you play a little bit better when you get that far. I think. That's that's what we're going for a little bit of Dad Bob but not to data smart. I did see that you were practising left-handed though. What do you think you could shoot left handed I don't know if I broke one hundred. That'd be pretty good. I'd be every pretty satisfied. You're such a different bar barstool. How'd you think the US Open? I can go play. Portnoy luck handed. You're such a Dick to be like One hundred left handed. I guess that'd be cool. How could you hit it left handed? I can hit it hit pretty far. I think I hit it like the driver. I mean obviously I only post the good ones. Because they're not gonNA show the bad ones but I don't know somewhere I mean. I hit like three hundred yards. God Dana's Christ's not fair bike before that or opted. That wasn't really shown didn't go very far. What about when when they do that thing where you take your sandwich and then you just hit it left handed on the course? If you've ever done that yeah I have actually because I've been playing so bad recently. I've had to that a couple more times than I would've liked. What do you mean even playing that? Well I mean it's not search not major season yet. So we're we're just prepping. Are you worrying practicing? Yeah are you worried? Though with the Lay off and the season county like getting compacted here that you're going to have to. You're going to have to win back to back tournaments at some point because there's going to be majors that are like a week or two away from each other. Are you worried at all that? There's it's going to be a little bit more difficult to dominate. Everyone in the big ones. Now I mean it's made as you maybe you'll be up for it. You gotTA figure out a way to get off for it but the practice make sure you're you're getting tuned up for him. That's all you gotta do. So I I've been paying attention to a couple of rounds recently and when you're not shooting well. I'm just like that. Good that's awesome. This is like perfect blake. He's getting to the zone he doesn't need to show up until it's you know into the lights are the brightest. Do you ever actually get pissed off at yourself for putting up a bad score during and non major tournament. Yeah Yeah I do. I actually get really annoyed but I mean it's it's become very frequent lately that it's just You just gotTa let it slide now and you're like all right gotta find something get back into it and I mean I was just finding my rhythm two when they cancelled because the corona finding the rhythm. You're about to go off. I could feel it You know were telling you man. What do you think your g cues shoot? We never even talked to you about that. Do you think he may be a little too pretty boy. I kind of look like mark. Anthony Okay. Yeah the the see onto the see through shirt on the boat. I don't know what that look is. Yeah I mean I gotta be honest. It's not like I'm sitting here. Picking out of my wardrobe. I mean it was definitely like nineties. Miami Mark Anthony. I I feel like they were going for the one of the vote though with like the robe Like the Jack Nicholson was cool. But the other ones A bit questionable. Yeah say the least. Yeah I liked the robe on the golf course look. Have you ever actually played around the golfing rope? at that. Espn body achieve. That was it I mean and then you had to take the robe off but yeah that was about the only time I've been in a row. What was that like? Did you always have to make sure that there wasn't anybody standing in front of that could take a look at you? Know You you bits and pieces or was that privacy situation all about the accurate phony story behind this. We were So we're doing this. Shoot whatever it is is on the golf course. And they didn't close the golf course down in my coaches giving lessons people were playing. I mean you could see and Well they don't tell you. Is that like the makeup artists fans literally like right in front of you like frontal like ten feet away the entire time the entire shoots going on so it's like I don't know it's getting late in the day. We're getting kind of tired. But it's like it's cool down a little bit. It's like sixty degrees and it started to sprinkle getting cold to snack negative recipe all. Yeah I wouldn't complain all day and like I kinda muttered under my breath. I'm like damn cold and The lady hasn't said anything all day. She just blurts out. I can tell that's fucked up. Are you serious issues like no goosebumps? Good that's awesome so mean though that's like that's the one thing that she can't say. No that's funny. I like to send the moment I was like. Oh honestly it made my day. I was like yeah. This is awesome. I also read in that in that same article big house talking about which if you haven't read it go read it. It's it's pretty good and the pictures are are hilarious. And you've golfed with both trump and Obama who's better trump's better better. Yeah would it. He did he take any Gimmes you give. Do you give gimmes to people when you when you golf. Yeah Yeah I mean yeah. You don't WanNa embarrass the guy so you just say yes. Good just close enough. What trump takes thirty foot gimmes? Yeah what's the distance? So when I get like ten feet away. I'm like does that good and I usually Kinda just make everyone like yeah. That's good because what are you going to fight me about it like would you give me that when the president asks you look in the is that good? I mean you really gonNa tell them nope not box. He's like hey good. Do I even have to swing you? Yeah you stripes down the fairway. Every it's amazing. There's so many secret service guys out. Never lose the ball. You can't lose a ball. Yeah that's perfect so I the your brother we. We had an episode in the fall. You text me right. After his name is chase has gotten over the fact that we just roasted him nonstop for like fifteen minutes straight. Yeah yeah he's gotten over. I think yeah. He's finally recovering. He was just over the day just showing And I think he's he's kind of giving you a little bit. What what are. You got absolutely hammered. The name change on all had a for name chase. That was like the first one to give us cigarettes and our moms hated him selling Jetta. Yeah he a Super Nintendo from the Poncho do it again. He always the guy whose whose brother is way more accomplished than him and has a Shitload of money and and championships guy. That said that he could hook you up by installing like your your speaker system and your sub. Woofer at best buy but he fucked up half a car so it only came out the left side. Yeah that's chase making a comeback. He's making a comeback in twenty four. Yeah is he. Is He a Golfer to yeah? Yeah he played Don going nice good man. He's he's making a name for the chasers. Yes we'll become chase fans if he gets you think he's going to get to the To the tour. Yeah Yeah I think so. Speaks played a couple of minutes. He played a couple of this year. That all right and then We're always play one of the tournament's either. It's a team. Event would always play being the king of the chases. It's a pretty low bar to clear but still you could be the best chase ever. Yeah we're rooting for chase. Yeah Yeah you got to got to Brooks I don't know if you've noticed this but I've been just hammering the shit out of us at a similar competition on the Peleton recently. I've been fucking destroy. Well Yeah you don't you have been killing it. You're on what how many days you don't in a row now a bunch. I don't even know I don't even know how many anymore it's just like I eat. I sleep by Peleton. That's it but I saw that so Bubba Watson's got when Justin Thomas has won Rory is really good. Do you have one. I do have one. Yeah I don't use it got one. Do you want to join my gang? Because we're kind of like the bad boys and we'd just go around we smash it up like we don't even fuck with golfers really. Yeah you just Kinda like high five nope no chance yeah exactly like I lived to just mentally dominate bubba Watson. A lot real estate up there. Yeah it's rent-free but we're all. I guess we are. All rent-free now are a lot of us are during corona via landlord. If you have a good landlord yes correct. Yeah it's true. What would hop on with you got to figure out what my name is off with you. Okay it should just be. It should be Blake Kepco. Yeah I well yeah but you gotta put like some South African Bob to it though. No true absolutely true. Have you been playing video games? I feel like you're a video game guy no I did. I never got into video games and never played but I actually got so low of watching the eastport Saturday but like just cringing person sports. And that's what's I think it was on. Espn I don't know what it was but I was watching the two thousand twenty like Madden challenge or something. It's rough it's rough out there. What do you think about? I mean every I kind of have like this every once in a while I go online and look and just see what What's going on are you can gamble on? E. E. Gaming. Now they're still going yes. It's basically horse. Racing is the last frontier like on the weekends. I get excited because horseracing is back. I mean there. It's always running but it's just shit tracks but yeah it's It's crazy to like. Just just flip by those channels and be like oh man that would be cool to to just sit here and watch a game. You know like the good old days. I'll take anything on the Olympic channel on that on the Weird NBC sports channels. Even just give me something yes kind of Nice with the Ocho came back there. Yes so it's good. Yeah what about the idea of having like major golf tournaments but just having drone cameras behind you guys? Do you think that you could actually play a full tournament? Keeping six feet away from everybody. You were talking about this the other week weren't you? Yeah I think it could work. I mean I think yeah you could work. Yeah no fans. I mean you could literally do it down here in Jupiter. Where twenty is or here. Just go play and just Drone Camera Guy. Whatever and you can make it work we need. We need something. We just need something you you actually. You're in on our I. I don't know if we ever said this. But Brooks is one hundred percent in on our handball team so and and you and I actually think you would just as good as anyone else like. We're you know we're talking to quarterbacks the NFL but you played baseball. You are obviously an unbelievable athlete. And it would kind of fuck with the handball community even more for like Oh yeah that Golfer he'll dominate your ass. Yeah it's funny. I remember the first time I've ever watched handball. I had no idea what I was watching. I was in Sweden watching it and that was honestly my first thought. I was like well. How hard can this be and I mean pretty pretty right. I think I mean American. Throw the ball. I mean we got what we do right. We're born the road in but I feel like came. Pardon my take would be pretty solid absolutely over. Yeah Twelve Josh Allen Ahead Danny woodhead lakes all the Blake Tim Howard's or goalkeeper. Yeah it's going to be sick. I mean yeah I don't see yeah. And then we throw you in. They're undefeated and then we throw you in there and they're going to be like wait. A Golfer like yeah. We'll kick your ASS Golfer to. I think you're probably the only golfer who could do it. Undefeated minimum yeah. There's not a lot of guys on tour who feel safe being like. Yeah you're spot on a team but I think you're definitely in that camp. Yeah no I. I would agree with that. There's not many guys out there but Yeah I mean listen. I talk on the side cheering pump. But I can't wait to get in just knocked him? I had some guy from handball. Tweet me yesterday. Very active on. Yes it can be the enforcer you could actually be like like the fighter on our team we. What did he say to you? He was saying something he was talking about. How Golf isn't GonNa Start and that That I was being. He's just being negative and I saw a handball guy and I was. I call here. We go we've got to set this up. We gotta set this up yeah. I'm reading it right now. It's actually a great exchange because Todd Lewis said number three in the world Brooks Kapka on schedule news today. I'm just excited. There's something to look forward to so much uncertainty and finally have to set dates and be able to look forward to something is a positive news. I think golfers and fans are looking for. That's the most like what you said. There is what we all are thinking just the scheduling of things makes me excited makes us excited. And this guy. David Fink says tentative dates are. None of those events will happen this year. Please tell me what is going to be what is going to change. Between now and the summer they're still won't be vaccine the viruses to spread to ten times. What it is now. Forget ABOUT GOLF. And All sports twenty twenty and brooks's replied enough with the negativity. David I like the UN full full name team. Pardon my take your best handball team. Let's go I mean it's simple. It's very simple. It really is I. I like your attitude was like when I saw this game I was like. Oh that's going to be so easy to play and then I learned more about it and watch more and I was like yeah. This is definitely going to be easy to play. I mean literally. I don't even know how many guys how many guys actually play even care in the world. Yeah Yeah we're still taking gold medal. Yeah they're all like we had a handball guy in here earlier. They're all like subsidiaries of soccer teams. Right right I mean we've got football guys basketball guys. I mean handball guys. The Dream Team honestly is what it is. Yeah Yeah Handball. Dream Team Handball Dream Team's GONNA dominate. Everything saw it. So so golf is tentatively going to be back in mid June are you. Do you think it's going to be weird without fans in attendance or do you not even worry about it like it will be weird without a bunch of people. Yelling Blake to you. Oh my God okay. Let me first start off this whole thing by saying. I knew the Blake Effects. It was real but I literally can't take four steps without hearing at least fifty. Blake's I mean it's unbelievable I feel badly. Sometimes I watch people send videos to US and they're like yelling at you. It's like the turn out of Gusta and someone's yelling. Let's go blake and you're so laser focused that you don't look up and I'm like I know I wonder if he secretly hates us on a lap time by county relapse about it but I will say that I feel like the golf community is very not connected with part of my take is every Golfer. I think I've played with her. Like what did they taught what why they keep calling you blake. What's Blake the year? And then I have to go and explain to them exactly what it is like. Listen three blake's object to but it's quite. It's actually hilarious The other blake effect is definitely real. Tiger oh I don't know if he's asked I can't remember but I think we have to get to a major so I feel like but that's when he'd be like really what's I think he has asked it before it. What's his blake of the year stuff? What did we keep calling? You Blake so funny. So so what is going to happen or is this guy. Is this guy big cat. And they came up and then just such a great conversation to have with someone on the course. So what what is GONNA HAPPEN WITH LIKE WITHOUT FANS? Will you notice it at all or is it going to be just kind of business as usual? It's going to be weird. I think like you. We live off the fans and plus every once in while we had some foul balls in the fans. Kinda help you find it through. I mean guys are gonNA lose balls because of that. I mean the energy that the fans bring so that's what we all live for. We all strive for It's going to be so weird. I mean that's what That's what you WANNA play coming down the stretch and have everybody cheering for you. And then imagine this like you sink the Putt on the last hole in. No one's clapping. Yeah you're just there by yourself and you're like yes you and your caddy and just silent. Oh it's just nothing but awkward golf high fives all around the green. Who's get lost a lot of fuel like because if two white guys missing easy high five on each other but crowds go nuts behind it. You don't pay as much attention to it but if there's absolutely no sign whatsoever it's going to magnify that moment a little bit and then you're going take the ball out of the cup and throw it into the stands just going to like hit a tree. Yeah Yeah Yeah you're gonNA throw the ball to also just oh you should just throw his heart as you can just off into the dislike. Yea or Josh Allen Tornado. The stadium. Yeah what about all the guys that like the tiger woods balls when they go out of bounds and they throw them back towards the fairway? That's true that's very true. We should you should tell us you should pay us to like dressing. Cama and just go to every event and we'll just kick your ball out 'cause they probably won't have TV coverage as well as like normal vents. We'll start would just hurt being reporters you guys. You've got to be able to get like a reporter's pass or something right now. That would be Vick. We Clap Clap for you. We just wear Polo shirts that say either security or PG rules official on them and then you wear your tactical glasses look at security guards. Yeah we'll just go around kicking your boss imagine if we reporters and we just followed. You cheered after every shot. The only ones in my own personal reporters. You're like you're like Lebron with with the shop but you're shopped travels with you on the course you should actually get your caddy to to bring like a boombox like caddyshack and pipe in crowd noise after every big shot. That is that's A. That's a solid idea. Could do that with the bag. Yes you can get you to caddyshack. Yeah get you pumped up like get you going. That would be better but at the same time. Do you think it's going to favor some players to not have a gallery there like guys that might not be as clutch normally. I don't know I still think he's GonNa be weird awful without fans I really do. Like how weird is going to be watching on the TV yeah put? It's like the one sport that I feel. I can can can survive it. You know what I mean like of all the sports football be very bizarre to watch without fans but golf. At least the fans are quiet. When you're shooting so it's a little bit different. Yeah Yeah I think I think I. I don't know as a player. It's going to be super weird but I guess watch on. Tv wouldn't be that much different right. I just I don't know I don't know man it's I guess it's the one sport that can really come back kind of a little bit earlier than every other sport because we are outdoors those the good thing and we really don't have to you. Know all touching a ball touching the same. You know clubs your own stuff like that. I mean you really don't have to touch touch anybody out there so we might be. Who knows hopefully come back soon? I need it need it. Were you a little bit upset? That you didn't get asked to participate in the whole tiger woods and Tom Brady against Phil Mickelson. And and Peyton manning thing I never really thought about it but yeah I think like did you watch the first one. I didn't watch about it and there's just not enough like trash talking Agreed like I feel like we need more like gamesmanship and like shit talking and guys ribbon each other. And everybody's just a little bit afraid to do it. I agree so it could be Brooks Kapka and Bill Murray Against John. Daly and also Bill Murray. He plays both teams love. John Daly John. Jd is my Yeah he's the best there. He's ridiculous all right. I got one last question The Ryder Cup. Have they announced the team? Are you on it? I assume you are I think I'm like yeah. I think I should be fog. Goes Yeah he be on. I think you're about to say you're a Cap. I mean if you're GonNa Annoy me captain. Yeah that could've gone. That answer could have gone anywhere so remember when you guys got the shit kicked out of you. In France I was embarrassing. Yeah I do remember that. That's it that's all I know. That's that's yeah I'm a big you guys got. The Shit kicked out of union. When when you win twenty twenty in in Wisconsin and be like yes we won. We won on American soil. I'M A I'm a league I when things are going well and I'm a you guy when things aren't oh absolutely. Yeah absolutely. That's the way the fans gotta go All right we'll be brooks thank you. We appreciate it. Hopefully you're back soon. We'll hopefully we'll see you in New York right. Us Open Yeah. Yeah I'll I'll have stopped studio for For going in we have press with benchpress. Now I D- I know that and I can't wait to out bench guys how much you've mentioned right now. I don't know I don't have any like gym equipment in my house. So it's got like fifteen pound dumbbells. The much is much I've got right now. That's not gonNA cut it. I'm GonNa Bench when you come as if he got hurt. Got Hurt Right for the. Us Open Bench bench more than us. Literally be looking like I'm looking like metcalfe's like like on that all right brooks thanks so much man Stay safe we'll talk to you soon. Boys how going ooh interview with Blake. Kepco is brought to you by Peter. Millar Peter Millar in Barcelona and making epic closed for the last few years we joined forces to make the core polos in the vest and a ton of awesome arsenal Gulf Air. You've probably seen it out there. In one of their must haves is the Peter Millar. Abc Six six five pocket. Pants are you. Are you sick a walking around like a loser? We only four posture pants. Peter Millar has you covered. 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Okay let's get some segments before we do our Mount Rushmore and Billy Football We have first up a sorry. Not Sorry for Mike Gundy so Mike. Gundy had some comments last week about how they need to get the boys back in. They need to get the money running through Oklahoma and then PF. Do you have the quote from Mike? Gundy Sang He also I think what else did he do. Did he also call it the Chinese virus? Well yeah he probably did. But the upshot of his comment was. I'm sorry if you were offended by what I said. It was my intention to make you offended so That I mean that's a classic football coach answer and to be honest. I don't know who expected anything better or expected. Mike Gundy to have a very reasonable take on everything. I don't know what football coaches you would go to Cape. Excuse me Mike Leach. Can you give us your opinion on the krona virus and how it's GonNa Affect The financial situation in Mississippi so yeah gundy basically? Nothing really surprising. Just said I didn't mean to offend anybody Sorry if you were offended I I can't trust this enough like the W- the very last people that you want to comment on. Krono virus or college football coaches. They cannot at any point understand. What's going on to the level like two more than we need to. Just get our boys back because I got a five star recruit. That hasn't had a look at the playbook yet like that's all they're thinking about so if you wanNA quote that will not look good. Just go ask any college football coach in America and they will give you a quote. That will not look good. Yeah I for one was expecting a more measured response from the Guy Lives in stillwater. Oklahoma a nuanced nothing all day accepting about whether or not he could get away with murdering Lincoln Riley. That's GonNa guy I wanted to go to to to get my take on. Unintended offense by the way that's just that's simply a side effect of playing. He gets nothing but big twelve defenses. Yes and I wa- I'm wondering when we'll get the story that Mike Gundy has actually been going out and getting his mullet cut every single week and breaking breaking shelter in place that way. Because you know he's keeping fresh I feel like he's the guy that just has wife. Do it like miss. Sally takes care of the moment every Thursday night once a week. Same time while he's grinding film. All right next up we have sabermetrics. You had this. Yes so Todd Gurley your newest Atlanta Falcon. He wanted to wear number twenty one dion. Sanders told him that he shouldn't wear number twenty one but then he said psych and you could tell he was joking because he didn't end that tweet with Hashtag truth like you normally. That's when you can tell that yawns telling the truth is when he does that so he said he was just joking around about it and Todd. Gurley can go ahead and he can wear twenty one and they asked him like. Why are you going to give up your number so easily dion? He goes number. Didn't make prime prime made the number. So that's your sabermetrics for the week. Even though prime is twenty one not a prime number. Not Well Okay nerd. Had you know that you've been reading? Yeah what are prime numbers again? They aren't divisible by their only divisible by the selves by themselves. And one I think so. Yeah I'm pretty sure that's it as your man Klaus Avenue. Eleven Eleven. Thirteen fourteen Seven nineteen twenty three twenty three. Yep Yep Yep no that one cook and we're cookie nine hundred any nine. None of them were even numbers Regards except to gone. He's crime number. Two can be divided by two Tuesday only even numbered that supreme number two divided by two though a prime number is you can divide it pires only by yourself and another one all right. I'm sticking his magic wizardry stuff. Yeah Number Tam. He should have been to So twenty-one Tigers GonNa wear also tag really got pissed off because I guess it's checks late from the rams clay matthews to really. That was math. That was quote tweeted me to having finally found the words to all right. Let's do our mount. Flush more Mount Rushmore of appetizers I'll start with saying this. One is hard because I love appetizers and it's hard to add ones like it really is and I also want just before we start. Hank you're going to go first but were I assume. We're talking not only like sit down restaurant but also like going to a wedding. Like pass around appetizers and yeah. This is hard. It's very hard but hank you WanNa start sure Kalmari one. That's an awful first choice. Saying Calamar was that what is your choice. What ties IRS right? Oh Yeah Yeah. Kalmar is trash always or is it. I'm always at tables where they just like. Oh we'll just get Kalmar assuming I want Kalmar and I'm just like no come on how you hit it it's like it's just like a fried ring of tastes it falls into the category of if you don't have sauce it's disgusting so like why do you know. There's like a big racket for for fake Calamari. That is just like pigs that they just fry and they served his regular. Calamari is like a whole. Yeah that sounds pretty frightened season. Yeah sounds pretty good actually. Pfc Year. I PICK. It's also weird that there are two types of Calamar would there's like the technical part and then The ring part I like I personally like the ring parts. Better My first choice. Damn this is. This is a very very difficult one. I'm going to go with any sort of beat skewer. Okay do grilled glazed beat on a Kebab or beet salad. Anything beats in it okay. That's a good pick. I still can't believe Hank to Kalmar. I'll do my number. One is probably get contentious but I. I think deviled eggs or gross to eat like an appetizer form. Like if you're at and you eat deviled egg. It's like okay. Have cool egg breath for the rest of the fucking night dude and then I hate I hate the pinwheel sandwiches. I think it's bullshit. I hate always like soggy and kind of Gross. And like you know what? I'm talking about the wraps that they then cut up and they've played on their side so it's like little Turkey and cheese in the in the rap disgusting. Yes that's like a conference like what you have it like a conference one right. That's that's a Gr- you see a pinwheel sandwich you. That's a great way to know that they just cheap out on the entire appetizer. Yeah that's like corporate. That's the corporate special right right and as we don't give a fuck about you. Eat this little gruel. Get-back-to-work YEP that's number one on the most like soggy tomatoes. Yes to just tomato slime everywhere. I actually think that when they make a pinwheel sandwich they only use soggy ingredients. Because it makes no sense that I've ever had a fresh never had a fresh pinwheel sandwich order. Thought you would have gone with sliders beget. I love sliders. I love you. Do you live stream two thousand so last night when they when I when I showed it to everyone in there was one slider that was at forty five. Everyone's like you're cheating and you didn't realize looking at the computer sliders for like an hour to whatever again getting bullied on twitch. There's nothing more to it. Okay my next pick is GONNA be French. Onion dip don't like French. I can eat any other. I can eat any other dip in the world. I love dips French. Onion dip just doesn't do it for me. It in all it does is remind me of what a better dip. I could be having should taste like I dip into it. I'm like I wish this was ranch. Are I wish this was Hamas? I love French Odeon about Franconian. Sup- SUP- guy. French onion soup is very low on my power rankings. For Soup I would say like bottom. Twenty percent of soups. Okay about twenty percent. Thank you to God knows what you're going to pick if you pick Calamar number one. Okay here we go fried pickles. You're doing you're doing. My favorites are pigs in a blanket. Next shrimp cocktail next. Oh my God you're bad. This is literally what I would order. This is sounds like ooh. It will start with Kalmari dual shrimp cocktail. I mean I guess it's probably 'cause I'm with you guys and it's like big cat orders. Appetizer the table and half the time. I'm just like I wouldn't have ordered any of these but right because of four year. Old No pickles. Gross you can't eat hot sauce. You don't like any seafood is screaming from the other room. Terrible takes there are bad. Takes horrible way. We'd Hank what would be number one on your Mount Rushmore appetizers Mozzarella sticks pigs in blanket. Nachos okay should just have Henkel with her off the kids menu to your next Pinot. Well that's not a kids many thing it's just a taste. I have good taste and shrimp. Fried are not part of it. Well do you like do discriminate between phrases same. How Marin Fried pickles with the same thing tomorrow and pickles with the same thing you would never order them if they weren't fried we. Do you get some pickles for for an appetizer. No pickles before. Yeah pickle the pickles or go to order them as an appetizer but he pickles snack all the time right. But this is appetizers. We're talking about here. You guys are getting confused with things like to eat. But we're talking strictly after you would so you would order just a stick of Mozzarella cheese daughter string cheese. I love Mozzarella cheese absolutely destroy. You just order string cheese as an appetizer you. There's other ways they get Mozzarella to say that's what it is. String Cheese Fried. Yeah I love. I love string cheese okay. Pfc Your pick. My next one is going to be salsa with pita when you get the hell out of there. They tried to get too fancy with that sometimes and they serve you these like these fried pita chips instead of tortilla chips. That's I don't think I've ever seen that my life. Yeah terrible terrible. It'll ruin entire APP even if I liked to dip. If it's on a pita chip thank you all right. I'll go with Stuffed Mushrooms stuffed mushrooms. Every time I see stuff mushroom it's kind of the similar is like the pinwheel where it's like. It just doesn't hold up and it passes by and you're like ooh that a meatball. Nope it's stuff mushroom kind of a just a total letdown and then Anything that just like. The lettuce wedged were they. Were they do like a deconstructed salad? That fucking sucks too when they pass around that. That drives me nuts. Where it's like. Here's a lettuce wedge with a Little Ages of Caesar Salad dressing and one single croutons Portion okay okay. From last night I'm GONNA go with dressed up popcorn when they try to a chef's take on on popcorn. I like that. Where are you eating a spicy popcorn? Yeah where they put like a little bit of a meeting at non fast food places sack where they put like yeah they do like Chile dust and maybe like anytime they say like troubled popcorn or some bullshit like that. No thanks Hank. My last one I guess is just GonNa be roasted from my takes. Its sounds great in theory. You love to talk about it. But whenever you order it it's always disappointment the blooming onion. Oh okay this is a long time gone. I swear I'm bad mountain industrial. Think about it you think about it. It never really wide just order onion rings just order onion rings like the balloon and then you dip short never picked merit of eating less than our world. I know percentage of land restaurant but it is one of the top three appetizers in the world. In theory it is in practice. It's not wow. Wow Unbelievable Mount Rushmore. From you by the way you flush more the. You could. It could be confused. Mount Rushmore like if we did a mount rushmore appetizers. I think every single one of yours would have been picked. Yep Not by me. The only one that I wanted was cheese fries because it was soggy. Okay Hank I actually put down. Cheese fries vinnie. Chase take Afterwards where it's like I couldn't in good conscience put it on because I have had your non what you know what you know. Listen to me. Can you listen to me? I've had good. Cheese fries and Putin is delicious but I think the the the the cheese fries are the most volatile appetizer out there in terms of the floor. The floor is so low in the ceiling can be very high. I also only loaded. Nachos what do you think about that? That's also appetizer. I agree with you there. It all depends on how they're constructed if they do it by layers they firstly fries then the cheese and the bacon then another layer fries. She's Bacon then it's good but all too often run into a situation where you eat maybe seven or eight fries from the top and then there's no topics left on the entire thing. Then you overcompensate with ranch dip after that point. Y'All got soggy fries that are just like making this little puddle of oil in the ranch sauce. Hank I'll give you. I'll give you this if you did a mount rushmore and most volatile appetizers cheese fries. Nachos Calamar is on there for me for most volatile appetizers. 'cause there's definitely times when you have Kalmari when it's bad Kalmari. It's the most discussing thing you beat. It's pigs ass thank you Joe Calamari. No because we have good Kalmari. It's it's it's one of the best but when you have good Kalmari never all the time all the time. Yeah Calamar is very rarely screwed up but when it is it's awful. Meatballs can be very volatile. Yes meatballs two boys extremely if you drive meatball and it almost ruins the expectation for the rest of the meal ordered another drink too early at throws off the entire scheduling of your meal or the meatballs Teriyaki sauce. That are just doesn't really fully fit together. Goes Always Kinda disgusting? I agree meatballs or another volatile appetizer when they really pisses me off when they try to incorporate meatballs into a slider. Because you're dealing with a ball of meat It's not gonNA stay between those two bonds. There's a reason. Why you flatten that all out and make it into a hamburger when you put it between bread. Don't try to is literally a square peg round hole situation. What would you guys go be for? Appetizers pigs in the blanket going appetizer now. I like pigs in a blanket but I don't think I would say that's anywhere close to the goat. I would say on judges nachos great great. I think I'll put Caso as my goat. Okay Fair okay. So that was our mount. Flush more of appetizers. Let's get to billy football in our deep dive with Billy football before we do that though. Pfc You've got one more at. Yeah most guys out. 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It's time deep dive with Billy football on Mondays. We have our former intern. Very good friend. Billy football on to do a deep dive into any type of topic. You can tweet him. He will respond. He will also take submissions. And Billy can how long how many times have you respond. If I do the handshake Emoji do you just. Are you obligated to respond to that? I don't know I just. I'm trying to preserve the handshake. Does Dr Saying that we should never shake hands again and defending the handshake. Okay saving it online. Yeah all right so. Today's topic is crypto. Zoology so the floor is yours. Billy so cryptos eulogies study of Cryptos. It's a much debated science. It's actually kind of like the the bad boys of the science community because no one really respects them but a lot of their work is pretty sick. So deep dive on this for the people who wanted a prehistoric creatures Scotland going onto so it was a highly suggested. It was like crypto. Zoology and other weird stuff. That I'm not gonNA stand the gas but so we're going to start with the big one you'll probably know sasquatch. Bigfoot now cryptos urologist. What do you guys know about bigfoot? Now that he definitely exists. Yeah nothing I know that mean when he when big foot's walking in central park and then there's these kids looking at their phone and it's like no wonder we have had no bigfoot sightings in the last twenty years because everyone's got their face in their phone awesome pajamas hot on his trail. I know that I know that he absolutely fucking hates it when kids mess with this beef Jerky so bigfoot arm here all right so turns out. There's a lot of evidence for bigfoot in not from dislike pictures videos but there's actually a giant APE afp Restored Abe gigantic Pickus so gigantic Kisses like actually huge. It was like like it would be about six six to eight foot. Their skeletons are found on these scientists found like one of their molars in a herbal Chinese mezin shop in a like in China and they were selling these giant molars in there. Like that's from primate. That's way bigger than we've ever seen so like these guys were actually super intelligent in like would bury their dead like they were like nine. Foot tall bipedal like primates but it in their more closely related like orangutangs. Anything else so people think that they went across the Siberian analysis of the bearing land. Straight back when like there's the Ice Age in the water was allowed lower in came to North America and that's also how humans got to North America in Like is actually like super sick because like this ape would be like absolutely a description of bigfoot but like I think that they have evolved from them because if they're burying their dead that means that they have ways to cover up their tracks so if they kept going on this they could definitely figure out ways to like totally. Avoid humans at all costs like like bear frigging secret tunnels and stuff like out of the woods. So I'm in and there's this one dude called Francis Ability I'm not questioning your science behind all this but you're saying this like it like it's fact. I just WanNa make sure that this actually happened like these. Things actually do exist right gigantic. Pinta KISS existed. It did I looked it up. It did it was doomed by its own size to big man literally too big to fail but the opposite yet and they used to coexist with like like early humans. Human HOMO ERECTUS. Turns out like they were totally gentle like they weren't violent all but like they were legit like the ultimate near so like giant strong. All Day was vegetation and they just didn't want to be bothered but like our ancestors bothering them like all this sick prehistoric creatures. I've realized which is totally messed up by humans like legit became the Perfect Predator. Because we knew how to throw stuff. Oh like these are like the relatives. Giants technically like if there was another path of human evolution. Like this would be there like you know Lucy which is like Homo careful. Billy Bob just give us the okay. All right across the land bridge on the Bering Strait to North America. And then they just get annoyed. It is messing with Sasquatch so all the all the like humanoid type human not humanoid but all the Although wranglings wind along the lines of evolving into humans started to fuck with sasquatch too much and then sasquatch got like speared to death using superior arm strength and he was still trying to run the ball and the evolution of human offense Kinda took him out using wing T. The air attack was caused as Got It wow. I think it was a quarterback showed up. Everything was fucked the west coast offense though but then but then so then these dudes in this actually picture him like Google Deloitte a got time. So this dude franchise. Geloy was down South America. Use like Bros. it's like it's like went out into the middle of the Amazon or like Venezuela and like like there's twenty start then there's only four left exile got killed by natives in then they encountered these giant apes who also knew how to throw stuff like well and they shot one of them and it actually looks like South American bigfoot. Okay he only question. The first hit I got was delays. Abe was a well played anthropoligical anthropological fraud. That's the haters. Okay all right cool. Say No more billy. What about the fact that they're like all these giant apes across all these different cultures? Like if you go over to Asia they have these legends about the YETI. The abominable snowman is that like a distant cousin of these guys came to America way back in the day. So I'm thinking Gigante Kiss actually this is actually more likely Gigantic piteous range was like southeast. Asia was Asia could easily be in the Himalayas. Like the Yeti could just be like a polar bear gigan- tickets. I'm saying a polar bear mixed with like Kinda of how they the growl are bare except us as with a human no like like haller bears to Grizzlies. Gigantic PITS KISS bigfoot. So you saying also. Do you think that with everybody being locked up like this quarantine situation? Do you think these bizarre animals. That might be scared and hiding out all the time because we've always been looking form you think they'll start to get more brave and start to show themselves a little bit more or they're just like having a party in the woods and they're like show. They're locked up or they did this. Oh I like that. So New York City sewer gators so back in like going to Florida right to vacation land. Don't Florida bought little baby alligators? They all brought him home. They then saw their way too big or the aboard. Were flushed down the toilet. They're all in the New York City sewers eating giant rats. They're actually down there because it's super hot. During the winter it's super cool during the summer and they just don't buy with sunlight down there and John Rats wait so there are gators living in New York City in the sewers. Even sears confirmed yet found who had won a couple okay. They used keeping their bathtubs. Okay is that one convincing again. No that one I like it. I like billy what are these? The gators that pop up through toilet when someone is taking a shit they bite your ball sack. Yup Don't like those hard pass. That's crazy okay. Let's go with Chew Cops? I like those dubber goat suckers I found in Puerto Rico they They were then seen all across southern America. They're seeing they had a three day give three puncture wounds in large livestock. They don't know if it's aliens a certain type of different canine creature but a lot of them look like mangy. Okay wait so I'm starting to understand this so these scientists that that are. What's called Crypto? Zoology so do they get degrees in this and then they just studied the shit that people all think is a fraud. They're basically their their entire expertise is studying myth science that they're the opposite of mythbusters there. The Myth prove verse. And are there like are they well like? Did anyone go to like real schools for this? I just met him on. Read it okay. Makes Sense makes sense? What okay I like. That you've got is locked in this monster. One of them so nasty. So necessarily think is an agent. Clear sore ended another one lake champlain in Vermont New York Orders. Both those states okay. They actually disproved that one. They think it's a bunch of seals in a flock like all jumping out of the water so it looks like a bunch of humps of a sea serpent going through the water. Oh Yeah it's like when When those spiders get together and lock arms and make the giant thing that moves as one. That's what the seals are doing. So wait Nessie. I've always wanted us about Nessie. How can it exist? If it didn't have like a mom and dad messy will think about turtles right a live really long so like this also lives in. The water is a reptile so it probably lives like super long interests okay. So it's parents died. It could've died like four hundred years ago. Analyses just hitting its midlife crisis. Right could be or it could be a sexual in reproduced by itself. Who didn't think about that a sexual reproduction? It's common the animal kingdom really. It was more common in the CRYPTO. Zoology kingdom at feel like they use that as like a trump card to explain everything. Yeah and then in cells. Yeah they know because jobs. No that's what I'm saying. Crypto zoologists as. They just made up a bunch of species like see there are also animals. That don't have sex. It's perfectly normal. I spend all my time looking for these imaginary things. Posting them on Reddit instead of boning exactly because they relate yes anyway just want to join my cult. Yeah Yeah Okay. It's not so this it's going to be sick so I have been like eating Tom of foods recently and I've gotten out of shape because I can't really run like they'd like all the public parks and fields close. I can't really do any sprint sucks. That's not true billy. I saw the people who've been running marathons in their driveways mental and physical test. So so the idea. Is We show like this called. It's called the Berserk blood called so we work out all week and like eat healthy. And then on Friday. We donate blood platelets or blood and then we like just become blood making machines in the and then we come back from the donation. Pledge With the money they give you in you buy alcohol in you can buy less alcohol because levels are lower. So you'd be a C. Gets higher so it's economical. It saves lives that Brazil blood that we're all GONNA get jacked in like shredded sick. I Okay I'm all the way. I'm obviously in on this a couple of questions though so if we work out during the week and we eat healthily. That makes our blood more valuable to donate. Is that true as Ernie size? It back setup. Honestly I think my idea of healthy is not you know it's more of Cryptos? Zoology type science. You know running. I think it works because real science isn't really pulled through right now right. All y'all Shalgham red bull before you go give blood so that when they get the blood they get old like jazzed up and like I like that and then we can eat unhealthy on the weekends. Figura DO KETOSIS AGAINST YOU. WanNa join the INSTAGRAM resercher. Blood called on knocked. There's going to be purely like about saving lives making blood in getting jacks but like UCS. What about chicks? Are we going to get chicks in this goods dude? It's okay billy what we should do an intermittent fasting competition. Like how long can you fast will? What I do is from like I skip breakfast and just drink red bull in milk in at about one prices fuel for yeah crisis you'll switch from chocolate milk to regular because all talk about so. He's out at the supermarket so then at one PM. I go eat my first meal and then like I two meals after that before I go to bed. Okay but what is described? Wait wait I want to back up with billy. Justice grab was just eating breakfast kind of late and then eating lunch and then dinner. I wake up early though. So you do intermittent fasting. Ross so but what do you think like how long do you and I could go if we went heads heads up. Who could who could go the longest? Just drinking all can drink as black coffee and water on the day or just like know. How many days you didn't go like we go head-to-head for like two days adding that you lose mass you gotTa okay. Yeah I know. I'M TRYING TO LOSE MASS. Okay so this is what we do. This is what we do are actually GonNa get we're GONNA get shredded so what we're GONNA do is we're GONNA go back on Ketosis no carbs. No nothing but you can only eat. Preserved like like nonperishable foods like canned chicken. Yeah can't leave from Kansas. So you won't eat as much it's ketosis disgusting Ketosis. Us yourself and bill healthy by removing anything. That tastes good from your house tackling. And you only stock on non perishables because I've been eating them like sort of only bought non-perishables feeding my cell phone. I want fresh food. I'M JIM PRE tired of its kill map tight. Do I mean microwave? Probably destroys the virus right exhibit. Only Mike Shit. That's good what about You mentioned the beserk or blood right. Is there any health benefit to me? Giving my blood you know once or twice a week and then that way. My Body's creating new blood for myself all the time so so like you can only donate. I've looked only donate blood once every two weeks. But you can donate blood platelets once every two days in them. Okay Yeah what about saying we had our giveaway of semen? I'm not sure okay. I haven't looked up yet. All right I like the idea of donating my blood more frequently. Because it's like a car oil change right. Yeah like if my body if I'm walking around with old blood then I'm GonNa Act Sluggish. It's not GONNA be as efficient but if I give my blood the new bloods better. Will I WANNA start giving platelets? Because they can find the antibodies in there. So like like your. Antibodies are fighting virus and other people's bodies. So you like inside of other people fighting the virus I like that you're at warrior. I'm like super strong. Yeah when a fight the war on corona you're just fighting other people's Corona warriors mercenaries share. Antibodies are like mercenaries in other people's thoughts Yak. Yes no pumped up. Is You want to be a fucking corona virus warrior mercenary resercher blood cult member just like audience to grams pictures. You donate blood in what you're doing Like I think you could tell us to go. Preserver because data like all the vikings would eat meat. Like I don't know what else they. Yeah Pussy. Good point cavemen. Were all in Ketosis all the time. Right That Paleo Paleo for life All right billy. What do we have next week? You decided you know. I'm thinking like dinosaurs. I love it. Love it lost twitter saying like got some sick dinosaurs in the back of my head that we can get gone. Alica sicker than T rex. Who we should do. Yeah we should do. You should learn every single dinosaur and we should try to do Maybe you could give us like a Mount Rushmore of dinosaurs. Were already got him. Okay perfect I will build a warning. Don't come in here and tell me that triceratops did not exist. We'll we'll boot you out of the chat for that Itchy. Rex ever meet at triceratops. Yeah Jurassic Park it. Very Billy Dake you so much love you stay safe. We'll see everyone on Wednesday Have everyone stay. Safe will have some draft stuff coming up. We'll see a Wednesday. Let me guess off the Yawn. Bye Listen Don on.

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Barstool Rundown - July 23, 2020

Barstool Rundown

22:52 min | 2 months ago

Barstool Rundown - July 23, 2020

"It is the rundown. Is The rundown I'm Brian Walker I got nick I got. Donny does want on now one time just just one time. Dante yeah. You don't want me. Saying Donnie does no. Sorry I didn't know that I've probably fun. I got nick and the one time done I go by one on his well. There's a he goes by like W. He's he's wanted things. Yeah, no, guys you. where, another word like wanted right Wonton! Endangerment. You. You're very want on your very reckless. You're right is presented by simply safe. Here's the thing about security companies, most champion with high prices, tricky contracts lousy customer support. So while there are a lot of. There's only one no-brainer locally save. Simply safe's got everything. You need to protect your home. With none of the drawbacks of traditional home security, it's got an arsenal of sensors and cameras to blanket every room window and door tailored specifically. For Your Home Professional Monitoring Keeps Watch day and night ready to send police, fire or medical professionals. If there's an emergency, you can set it up yourself in under an hour. Just peel the stick and sensors exactly. Where you need them. Just peel the stick and sensors exactly where you need them. No technician required. And there's no contract. No pushy sales guys no hidden fees, no fine print. All of this starts at fifteen dollars a month I'm not. The only one think simply safe is great US news and World Report named it. The Best Overall Home Security of twenty twenty try simply safe today at simplisafe dot com slash rundown, and you get free shipping and a sixty day risk free trial. There's nothing to lose that simplisafe. Dot Com slash rundown don. Is he asleep. No I just like staring at the ceiling keeps me focused on the topics which are I feel like he keeps. You focused on the ceiling. I don't I? Don't need to look at your faces. Up to have some. This is good. I like this. The rundowns day, so the Washington formerly the redskins. They got rid of that name a couple weeks ago today they announced they will go through the twenty twenty season as the Washington football team. They have not chosen their nickname yet. Maybe this is their permanent nickname, but right now they're just the Washington football team Donnie. Not even Washington just Washington football team. Yes, W., F. T.! It's a horrible name. The only name I know worse is a football team. A soccer team in the UK Sheffield Wednesday. Their name is just Wednesday a day of the week. I think a worse name has also the Redskins. yeah, that's a little more problematic. Yeah. That's proven. That one's not great so as long as they don't pick that in the future. You think a finalist could have been. What's the next topic, so we're still in the Washington football team right now. Why did they do this like? Why do they just have a temporary name? For now, do you think I think the season is? Is You know about a month or two months away or not that long month and a half, so maybe the branding? Maybe everything I will say this. The uniforms. The helmet has a number and they're. They're keeping the current coach game looks pretty good. Okay, yeah yeah. Yes, yeah, yes, sure Maroon. Helmets are doing. What are we doing? We're just saying Yester-. He's not a big Washington not Washington, I don't like the color. Because! Yes, that's the other night. Don't I wouldn't let you sleep in. Doing this every. month. We're fine nickens. Dude at. The next topic brandon. Seattle hockey. Yes, Donny! Did you have something? No, she's GonNa say Oh, you're winding. The Wheel Kate Seattle has a hockey team. And they released today the name their team. They are the Seattle, cracking and I would argue Donnie. That is a much worse name in the Washington. Football team. I love that name. Unless you like really think about it and then. CREIGHTON cracking. It's cracking cracking cracking. Thought I was maybe creaking. Cracking I liked that name, but if you really think about. A squid, so they're kind of like Seattle squids. What's up? Man and I am in the middle I'm in the middle of the run down right now. With Brennan Donnie put. It on speaker. Please do he said No. Oh, you're on the run down. What are your thoughts on the crack in brother? What's cracking brother? Yeah, we will. Yeah, yeah right now it's live when you come check list. We need to take we talk. Nothing really man Seattle Craig. Husband. I hate that man. Sized one. Jimmy fence was married to Grady sizemore. Cheated on Grady Sides Oh. Well. That makes sense if you. If you cheat on a man, you would go someone size more. You. Go up in the hierarchy for sure. Hey I'm in the I'm in the middle of this thing. I'll just call you later, man. YET CRACKING DUDE! Yeah, it's an okay name. The squids. We disagree with. Monster, right, it's a giant squid. It's a giant squid, or is it a giant octopus actually? The Seattle occupy a crack on a giant squid or giant octopus. Squid of course, billy knows that. I. Am Billy Football. All right, are you a guy? Can crack instill squirt ink squirting ink is cool. You squirted aims wherever you went to the doctor, right? It's cool yeah I. Mean We squirt like imagine if we squared out black. I don't have to imagine brother. All of my closer be ruined. Yes, yeah, because you can just let it dry on your shorts, and then you can't even see it, but if we were, we were squirting out, INC that's GonNa, leave a mark I think it'd be a power. Everything tomorrow I'll tell you sign things. You won't have to worry about. The pens on chains at the bank. Hate those Do you worry about those now? A mess everyday. Speaking of squids when you order Kalmar, are you one of those guys who says like no tentacles, just the rings. Order. Calamari either. He's from West Virginia from Mississippi non. Probably some squids and the Gulf Coast Gulf of Mexico yeah now. I. Mean you wouldn't want eat those quits. Those have INC inside, and then they also have all the oil relations like absorbed INC thing on. I do yeah, yeah, well. He's coming out a lot for you haven't any problem in your life. No, I don't but the Gulf of Mexico does have. No it has an oil problem. Yeah, which oil is? Oil Isn't yeah. That's true all right. It's it's it's true. It's earth ain't coo. Mike Tyson former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson and former something weight champion Roy, Jones Junior, their fifty, four and fifty one years old respectively. They're gonNA fight. Fight Each Other, an exhibition match fifty four year old man Mike Tyson you're scared of fifty four year old Mike Tyson. I. Mean You're in your fifties late late fifties forty one years old. Awful. You're. Are you still in fighting shape? I just fought like six months ago. From Mississippi. From Mississippi. What's Yeah Yeah it lasted. You put up seconds. The social media guess. That was a fight. That was a fight and you. Push back. No, he didn't fight off all. That's not a fight. That's an assault. I think the fight between two fifty year. Old Men would just be sad. I'm forty one I've told you that I was born in Nineteen, seventy nine. I forgot. It's kind of crazy how you look older than Portnoy though. And he's. And he's actually older, but he's rich. Here's a lot a lot more money. Yeah, I'm living. Check to check. Wow, yeah, it's crazy I live on spaghetti. O's. He's he's. Lived meals off of young women. I don't know. Yeah! What were we talking about? Mike Tyson Roy Jones, junior? Those guys those fellas. Yeah, they're going to be. There's going to be a real slugfest. Ha, brandon, really going to be talking to each other all over the body. Ever watched boxing match ever. Many Patio Brandon Rios snuck courtside, throwing the clip events over and united jail. Break. Okay cool. Congratulations boom. That's how you do it Self Promotion courtside. Yeah and I got in the ring with Pack Yell. was in Macau and Michelangelo You could photoshop me next to. Where they go. Yes this topic. Nick just wanted to have a topic on the run out. If you'd like to take this over, yeah, John McCain's mom still alive. Hundred Eight. What's the deal with that Roberta? She has started to pandemics. That's crazy. Yeah, she's. Hopefully I mean she could go any second so i. hope that hurry up with editing this. You, don't want to Jesuit technically survive this pandemic. She will through I. Hope She does. She's like a roach. Advance you topic. The John McCain's mother, still alive and surprises. You yeah, what's the deal? Do you think she wants to be alive? No, no, because she doesn't like her. Her friends aren't alive. Her son is unfortunately not lot I'm twenty eight and I'm ready. Yeah, ready to roll. Their. Hell. Taylor Swift. Transition sock. Speaking of Hell I want to I want to die quickly. You trade seats speaking of. Swift traits. Oh, so we get the move up a spot then. You go all the way down to third share. Well, we just switched seats pretty quickly peaking speaking of being swift Taylor swift's new album. Folklore comes out tonight at midnight Brennan. Are you a big Taylor? Comment. Yeah there's GonNa. Be Tons of good tunes and a handful of jams on that record I believe. Do you think the release date has anything to do with Connie? Getting ready to release his album. They are they are mortal enemies little jealous. All the Promo he's getting his mental breakdown. Yeah. Do you think she'll go crazy? Eventually I don't know. She has good head on her shoulders. Yeah, I think so. I like to believe. What's your favorite Taylor? Swift Song? It was like that one. Row since you've been gone maybe. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, can't read your handwriting. Wealthy, really, Jess. You kind of like a manufactured star. They just moved her to Nashville, and there are like our. Our daughter's very attractive. Let's turn her into a megastar fifth, and you can do that enough money. Yeah, and you got to start him young. So when your parents are millionaires and move you to Nashville and invest their money into making you a megastar. Sometimes, it works out. Would you like to read the editing? Read the. With some are in full swing. Tommy John is proud to announce their new essentials guaranteed to redefine comfort, no matter how hot it is outside if you're looking for. Maximum filling for Tommy looking for maximum support for your manhood peanuts and you have to try. Tommy John's new. Hammock. Pouch Hammock Pouch. They took everything amazing about our favorite, super soft second scan of the hammock shaped pouch for your boys main from ultralight breathable Anti Odor Air Mesh Fabric for the ladies. Tommy. John has brand new. Comfort smoothing fabric used in both their palates and underwear was it? Was that say pallets? Brought brought. Let's let's underwear while why shape? Where okay can I just? Stand. Watson? Squares, hot and restrictive comfort smoothing is breathable and lightweight with enhanced designs that are breathable and more comfortable than anything else I've ever worn. Should I read it like that. You just keep on. You need to upgrade your Tommy. John Today. If you don't love your first pair, you'll get your money back with the the best pair. You'll ever wear guarantee for a limited time to Tommy. John Dot Com slash rundown for twenty percents off your first order as Off at Tommy John, dot, com slash rundown that Hammock pouched. That'd be nice for for your balls I would enjoy that Tina's. Your Boys. Do you ever call your boys I? Don't think I've ever on route, my boy. AM, yeah. Yeah Ralph and Sam Daryl in the middle. Called Him I D my infants. Yeah well you know. Thankfully there are. There are infants in their. Shit Fuck Yeah. Four mindscape my baby bags. And they're also anti-order so anti odor, so you don't have to wash them. You know what doesn't stink. Back! That's how you fucking it. Opening Day baseball I'm so goddamn proud of you, thank you. Thank you. Baseball is back everybody. Can You freaking believe it? I can't wait for Pitches and hits WHO's playing tonight. Two teams are planned tonight four teams. The Yankees and the nationals are playing one Soto and. The giants are playing yes. Yes, you know more than you and one Soto has the covert. Yeah Damn. He's not playing. That's rough, but he'll get better I know it. You have the covert or gonorrhea by both us. A strain combined something new. Yeah Baseball Johnny You Baseball Guy No. Not at all. We've any baseball. Guys in here. I don't have any of this company. Have any top. Anything about baseball. Go Indians. Indian was. Right. Today on the. Call in and she wanted to fuck me silly seafood. Swinger goal. And said she wanted to fuck. Nick Nick I think would thrive. Situations. It's interesting because I think a lot of you. Would drive, but I think like Brandon Walker standing in the corner of that club would be various. ACFIELD trip, you said. Thrive in certain situations. ARE YOU FETISH ICING? I like I I'm not gonNA. Lie that I have. Fantasized about certain people in the box office, but it's definitely. Like I it's it's complicated and I don't. Know! Where but if you're you're that means you have to fuck. Someone's husband and Nixon husbands involved Mary. He wanted to watch. He wanted wanted me to cut hold him. I thought you could only swing. If it's two couples got to do something. And then he gets like it gets. A little. Finger action. Who knows how it works? To work that out So. Yeah, I'm excited for that I'm excited for me and my, Penis. Brandon. Have you ever swung Swang? I've never swang. I've never. The thing about growing up as a as a more on from Mississippi being quite ugly. Nobody really wants to have sex with you, but you are tall when you could dunk a basketball, and those are the two traits that women want the most. Yes, why guys that with big ears that can dock now known a year and a Relationship Women Pussy? Yes, and you thought about swinging. Have you ever I I've never swung. I've never swung yeah I guess this is related to baseball. We're talking a lot about swinging. Yes, you're right, so that was another great transition here. No! Okay Swan. Now Brandon. Do you get a lot of females in your nose? What defense I would say? A ninety five percent of my mom's for males and the other five percent of also miles. Yeah, same here. Probably the heart drop of this group. If you think about it well, the one thing girls love more than a podcast or is a fake podcast. That turns them on. It gets there whatever they have down there going. So. Yeah, I do have a lot of DM's from girls ranging from bad looking to ugly. You. Get the girls back in wheeling being like. Get me out of this town. Take New, York with you. I, always humor them I have i. have like fifteen roommates. All girls from wheeling Okay Yeah. Would that be a brothel? It's a cult. Much, but living in my dresser drawers, they just end up sort of Seinfeld. shoulder-to-shoulder! Wait for me. I need to hold this. Looks like I know. Human Trafficking. That's the next topic. No, no, no, he's not this was. All, that was engaged temple. Is! Guys come on. We can do better than this. Let's just try to look. Try to end it with like. End. If we start talking about. Demi lovato being engaged. It's not going to end on a positive of nothing to say about that. Young really happy for deadly Levada when she found somebody. Who did she find famous to they? Yeah. I think they kept on saying the name but yeah. She was Demi Levato fucking. WHO's that? maxine rich big MACs in March. What did he do? What's he known for? Yeah, that's right. Which one so she's sort of marrying down? Certainly everybody will be. Our. You think. Do you think famous people should marry famous people, or should they take the matthew mcconaughey route, and just you know Mary someone who's not in show business. He married. Yes, he is I, thought. You know he's married Matt Damon Mary Mary. Normany, Yep he married me to. I think that's no way to go. If our famous, I would only marry somebody famous. Not Me. But, if I famous the. Furthest thing from fame. Was that bad I? Don't know like A. A. Waitress? That's the opposite of fame yeah true. In Los Angeles. That's like yeah yeah. But your wife's enormity me and now you're kind of famous so like but. Obviously, you plans to leave your wife. Right. Well I. Don't think it's time out. McConnell, as married to a model, the most normal of people at their, thank you for the fact. Just a regular ass mark even super. FUCKING Won't overhear. Yes, he's. He's the fact checker. We needed for this and that is the last topic. De Auto Guy Rhone. Rhone. Is She. Just got married engaged you. WanNa wish you WANNA. Wish the best. Mike! Demi. levato managed by Ron. Scooter Braun isn't that. Somebody Scooter Braun just called. Scooter Bronco. He's like Justin. BIEBER's manager try to get involved in the color. Daddy drama. That guy! Yeah, yeah, we're how suit man doing. I I'm very curious about. I think that was the highlight of quarantine for most people, and it's kind of gone downhill from there. I'd say that was before the. Civil unrest. If you were named after an article clothing, you wear a lot. What would it be? Nick Chastity Belt. We got the. We'll do like a hard cut after that. Oh, yeah! We do the after show after show. What do people got going on? Heated or you just? This is one two okay, can we all what was the? Middle The middle of that I thought was a compus. You like this. Which one did you like? I think I liked the middle. Of the middle and then I'll. be able to salvage anything from. Almost the Middle Austin over here. I feel so bad. We'll finish it up, don't. Know that's usable. There's been a Lotta rundowns over the years. Good rundown. It works one. Why are we getting back into our chair I? Don't know. Is the after show notarial thing. Will just like yeah real thing if you have anything you WANNA. Get off your chest. You can say it I don't even know if the cameras are still rolling. That'd be confrontational. Yeah. What billy say. Rose me. We, need to work on our SEGUES. Were the best part of the rundown.

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Blake Griffin, Coach Duggs Chokes, And PFTs Scotts Tots

Pardon My Take

1:31:25 hr | 4 months ago

Blake Griffin, Coach Duggs Chokes, And PFTs Scotts Tots

"On today's part of my take, we have our good friend. Blake Griffin on the show talk to him about everything talked about the Paparazzi just not leaving him alone whether it's true if he one and kick ball. When he played a huge game that made headline news on just jared really just blake verse, tmz Aspen the big rival, very. He's always one of our funniest guest. We have who's back in the week. We have a mount flush more of things on vacation. Because Hank is back, we have. Dogs and then PF t step in it so pack show Jimbo, lot of stuff, and we're brought to you by our friends at the cash, and not always the easiest place. Send money to your friends. It's the safest. We want everyone to go to cash. APPS twitch page. Twitch DOT TV. Slash APP. Show them some love and follow their channel because every single time cash APP streams. They're giving away free money all. All you have to do is drop your cash tag in the chat when they go live, and they could possibly be giving you free money. 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Thank you the cash out. We appreciate them as always. Let's go. and. All, Carbon. Welcome to part of my take presented by the cash APP, go download right now and go into their twitch channel twitch dot TV slash cash APP. Leave your cash tagging. They're giving away free money. Every single time they go live on twitch. Today is Monday, June eighth and the Tennessee volunteers are national champion. Sell like ninety eight. Job Now he don't know. The disclosure were taping this three hours before off I. Am so scared so scared, but I also feel confident. That I'M GONNA win. I'm. GonNa win. Is this Europe your statement and right now I'm going to win this game. Right in blood and we're going to put in. To do right now. Hank where whatever happens. We're going to put in the last thirty seconds of the game into this moment, so it's how about you tell us how it feels to be a champion, I? Okay well. I feels spurs question from the press. Are you going to return to Tennessee next year? I am the head coach. The Tennessee Volunteers and the coaching carousel is going to be tonight. Monday night I as of right now. I'm the head coach Tennessee volunteers, so we got. We need to order Papa John's pizza and take a picture of you eating a sad papa John's like Urban Meyer just. In case you lose. Sorry, PF t, but it's actually cheat. Day was yesterday, Fox, so that's. Plenty of pictures of big cat eating that you can photoshop them into I'm the head coach of the Tennessee volunteers? We're GONNA find out if I still will be the head coach of the volunteers on Monday night, but hank. Yes, it feels great five years coaching. It feels great to finally win the Big One. That's it. I mean it was fucking great game I- dominated from from from the start. Listen Virginia talent really put myself in a bad spot I'm rooting for you against Virginia. Tech I hate. I've got a long personal grudge against your hope. Fuck them all right, so we're GONNA put it. Let's put in the clip right here. This is me right after the game winner lose, but we all know he won right. Guess what Hokies! You can't bring your keys with you to NASA Dina in Jerusalem around down I. Can you probably probably would actually be unsafe? They didn't bring their. Does the fact that? You Bring Your keys with you when you. They're not driving across the country. Are All your house keys? You You bring your keys with you out to a game when you're on vacation. House as the vacation expert. Right now you just take your house keys with you to a game that you're going to. If you're in another state, you say vacation expert like it's a bad thing. I will gladly retain that title and Yes duh! Where did you throw like dig a hole and barrier keys and then? We go I typically the hotel I keep my house keys in like a suitcase or backpack. USA carry my keys around. It's a weird move to go out like to a restaurant in a different city. You're different state and bring Your House keys from ten hours. Have Your Keys? Bottom Line is Virginia Tech. Traditions stupid. I Want I. Want to hear it is here. Is The post game press conference right after it happened right now? fucking a man. I'm pressing this game's over. I can't believe this. No one's there. No one's their biggest game. My life and I fucking throw an egg. People were calling for my job. I'm plane week one tomorrow I. Don't know who the week one is tomorrow night. It's a minor setback for a major comeback okay. Okay I one congratulations. Thank y'all come on big if I lose us can be so bad all right. Let's get to the next issue. PF is. A dummy I fucked up. Your. Listen, I listened. My brains are very bad. I've never pretended to be good. Explain it because I actually don't think that your brains out bad because it took me a really long time to figure it out I've never pretended to be good at math or mental math or anything like that I took Algebra two three times I got a D. plus in it my third time. It's not how my brain we we. We've we as a podcast. We've said it in. This is counting. Hank Liam Myself. Pf t we the four of us. I guess billy to all the billy sneaky be like. Oh, I took all those. Billy is good. Never ever been even in the same room as Calculus Calculus, never been in the same room as us. Not a textbook, not out of Formula I've never even seen when. I walked out. Yeah, everybody never been. Stats are losers. Four AP CALC. Really knows billy knows how to inter equations into calculator good, job? So. What happens, so what happened was? Peleton was putting together a right. After we interviewed eighty nine oh Texas instruments. After we interviewed Booger McFarland on Fridays. Part of my take Peleton put together a ride, and there was another company called axios. I believe who said for everybody that signs up for this ride that already taking place, but still like. If you replay this ride at eleven am on Saturday, we will pay one hundred dollars to the N. double ACP for every person. That's there I posted because we always do Saturday right I said. Let's do this and it's going to raise a bunch of money for charity and then. Then just on a whim I did the calculations, and I was like well. You know on a typical Saturday ride. We get anywhere between two and four hundred people there on a live ride. That's easy to find. This is harder to find. You have to go back through the archives and finding track it down, so yeah, you know what I think. That will probably Max out two to four hundred people there. WHATEVER NO BIG DEAL! I'll match the hundred dollars per rider anyone that's wearing the buns of anarchy Hashtag on the leaderboard now in my head. I thought that meant I was going to go anywhere between two and four thousand dollars, which is I feel like a good amount of money. Right to yeah times ten now. Do you think that the extra ninety dollars to bridge from ten to one hundred? Was that your white guilt? Guess, probably okay. I don't care what it was. That got me the probably a lot of white guilt. Yeah! But then. I followed up. We're going to be like thanks for finally speaking up again. Followed up on this right and somebody was like to be clear. If I have that Hashtag in my leaderboard tag. Two hundred dollars total is going to the N. double ACP hundred from axios hundred for me right and I was like yeah. Hundred from axios there. The company set it up so if there's two hundred fifty people on the leader board on the buns of anarchy leaderboard, I'll personally give twenty five hundred dollars, and then some replied I think that math would be twenty five thousand dollars and I said Oh shit, fuck, Fuck Shit! Okay! Okay I said what I said I! I can't take it back at that point. Yeah, I get. It would listen when you tax it to us. On Friday, night I might have I might have had just had an edible put. It did actually take me like twenty minutes to fully comprehend. You're a mistake so i. don't think it was that you don't beat yourself up. I would easily make that same mistake where I was like what is why I had this fifties freaking out for no reason. Do Two, hundred fifty people that's literally to great. I'd rather be off by a factor of ten. Then be off by a factor of three. That just shows. I don't know what I'm doing. At least I just forgot to move the decimal point one place. That's all I so you? You are are Michael Scott it. Scott's is my Scott. I was Aaron teed what what's the title I was watching? I was watching the leaderboard on Saturday morning, and I was like fuck. I hope that nobody finds this class, although it goes to a good cause, I'm still like thinking like I've committed myself like way way too far into this that I can't afford. and. The numbers just kept going up I. Think people were just people that don't even know me? We're adding HASHTAG bunch. Varkey into their profile so that I would have to pay one hundred dollars per person which finding them happy do it. And at eleven, O five, it was forty four thousand five hundred dollars. Okay was the amount so so I feel a lot of money. They don't have, but here's the good news going to pay it well. Here's the good news. Here's a goodness. We have brought in one of the greatest minds of our time. Billy football who has made a list for you of things you can do to pay off. Okay now I think. Have you thought about just paying it and just being a man? Well I'm going to pay. For so. I'M GONNA pay way way more okay out of my own pocket than I ever thought that I would next. Fact is I'm not I'm not rich I. Don't have that money, so I could write a check and it would bounce next question. Do you think that? Have you thought about the idea that having some low hanging fruit that everyone can always like. Pin You to is actually not a bad thing. Because then they won't like. No one would be like fuck PF. T I think he's an asshole. BE LIKE FUCK PF. He just didn't give the money. He said he was going to give to charity. You basically give them a layout. That she'll. It's a good point, and it's a shield, but I actually think that it's probably the worst shields I have. Still she'll like. Let's just say bill leaks another Dick pic of me. Hypothetically now you're still charity. Yeah, but if that happens then I'm still the charity Guy, but the shield is. That's PF. T fuck him. He said that he would give fifty thousand dollars to fight racism and didn't I. Don't Know Dude. A shield is pretty good, though because it just gives people, it's kind of what's been. Our Greatest Shield is Barsukov van talk. Everyone always goes right. They're like. Your, fucking show canceled after one episode I'm like. please. Yeah. Yeah, so you Kinda just reopen. They're like dude. You can cheated out a charity. Yeah, it's a pretty bad wanna be like the person who defrauded the end. ACP in the middle of the. Shield still shield so their idea was was. We'll get to billy's but I do I know you don't want to do this? But I think having a Bobby Baena day where every day. On June fifth, because you don't WanNa cuck D, Day June. Fifth is PF. fucked up the math and owes more money than he could pay right away charity day, and you just pay thousand dollar installments for the next forty five year I. DON'T MIND BIG DEAL I don't mind that because it does give me what I crave the most which is read. And attention every single year right so I. Don't mind that open still holidays for your chair. I do have a problem with like making sure that I'm still remembering to write a thousand dollar. Check when I'm what seventy five eighty years old. What if you did what if you did it quicker than that? What if we did four thousand dollars five thousand dollars a year for the next eight years? That's really fast math. Is that right? Yeah right no five neck nine. Five nine nine. I'm not math guys I'm on cash cash. Also out when you told me that I thought about and I was like that's pretty awesome. Only paying a thousand dollars a year for the next think I thought to myself like the next four and a half years so I did the exact same. In my in my head. I like the idea of like having your own holiday of charity. It's not a bad idea. I had a couple ideas. My I was just like. Go back to the well and so shirts that just say racism with a clown nose on it this clown, just clowning on racism, or you could go Michael Scott, and like the billy PF tease peleton charity drive to end racism that he couldn't pay like. Make it a really long title. Or the epic epic racism handshake one the drew brees picture, but I'll use the one the actual meam that's Carl, weathers and Arnold Yup dappling each other up at Predator and then I'll just sell that t shirt, and then all the proceeds will go to the ACP, Okay Nice we could sell sheesh wine. Your I actually got inspired from watching sour grapes last week. Week because it dawned on me. The I think in trouble. Because he counterfeited wine, he got in trouble because he counterfeited labels right so I could just take existing wine. Slap able on there that says she she s and then sell that. It's above board every like I understand that he did not make this wine repurposing repurposing one. Yeah, Hank. You saw SAR grapes right. No okay all right so should we let Billy's scary mind? Lucia billy hit me. Okay, so actually before you made a mistake I saw this really cool truck. I was trying to make money for so actually had some ideas already on we. Yeah another six anyway wants to buy a home so we can do private. Private zoom show thousand dollars a pop and you take your glasses off. Cam Girl Yeah. Yeah I can say proposed. Only fans already. Yeah, YOU'RE GONNA stop people from repurposing those images that sounds like a terrible. But! That's why I went to private zoom show. Unveiling right, but you can. How do you stop for the? Call Works, so you can only let certain people in pay. They screen. Shot it right. It doesn't matter because we need the money well. No Bill Misunderstand the whole. Then it becomes less. Begin, we're in debt I. Technically yes. I wanted to go into that show I'd say I'll just wait for someone to pirated and send, or somebody will put a periscope of it I mean. We just talked to Dana White on Friday. We know. We won't do until you have forty. You don't have the cyber security. Okay. We Shave your head. And sell each lock, so bill your answer to me defrauding. Racism. Organizations into a skinhead Okay next idea no. One hundred thousand hairs on head, so we make more money. Okay, her hair, your Humvee. Okay, the extra money we've of so assigned porn deal for like for like browsers. You just want to watch me fuck what people pay for this living non bodily fluids any good idea. Okay, okay, okay, okay, so okay. We're going to skip the donating organs. Need your kidney. Yeah, how much for Kidney A Lotta a million dollars for kidney. It's way more than what you need. A million dollars for doing one hundred thousand you that I just kidneys very expensive of wear. I lost my kidney when I was seven because I didn't have any money, said Betcha Kidney, okay, did you like put up posters on telephone being like? Hey, if any if you've seen kidney. fucking. Keys and a and a glass of milk which? Parts of your liver 'cause it grows back. Remember Hercules, not. I'm GonNa cut that one Okay, here's another one. We do yard work in gold brick show like we contacts shook, remember Kyle Wong was like whenever guys come over. It got some yard work for do for you. Okay, so we go to kyle long's house. We like okay. We're GONNA. Do some yard work for you something with cement. We sleep next the cement while it dries, were watching it drive? It's called gold breaking. It worked all the time over the summer for construction, and then we just over them for all hours were sleeping, because it's technically working sopranos. Show job. Yeah, right in a couple. No show jobs from my guys. Into that one yeah. Wait how many people do know that we can do this to like? How many rich people do you personally your job? I can't come up with. I know. I know concrete guy. Okay all right. we so there's a certain person who's throwing a lot of money, round and stocks. We buy a bunch of very cheap stock, and then we tell him it's really awesome stock. He buys a stock in then we sell the stock really quickly, wads higher. Okay humble dumb. Question, yeah, and then we. Sell Memorabilia. That works okay. What kind like fake game? I have banding so there's a very well running. then. Yes, that Oh, we could. Would be, allowed to save. Okay so. ESPN on. It's been sitting gambles. Jerry Jones out. I've been sitting in Y'all. Yeah, it's been sitting. Don't say where it is. They're going to rob it. Doctors Walker bonkers. How long sitting it's! It's been on a construction site for like ages and we could totally sell it. Let's go sell out you guys. You want to expand. Where the fuck indeed is I've been looking for the because I'm sell. A title car. Okay, so then you kill you. If you can sell it, I will take. We'll give you commission I will yes. We will give you. Five percent has that zone so if i? I have no idea what's. Known it so I'll give. You. You own the title, but I paid for half of it okay. Thank, you fucking! Hundred! Fees Parking. Off. Paying a thousand. Dollars A. Year. Forty dollars a day to park in your city. Okay couple. Bonkers, let's. Okay, all right so. We should sell. It runs. No, no, it does. It does run. I ran the other day. We're not making you left me with the van. What am I supposed? Have you been? Driving around. No, there'd be pictures of it. It's. He's been he's been driving around. You motherfucker. Do! All right, so we'll sell so that's actually good idea so there it is, so we have. That will get a somewhere closer another idea. Keep going You Sell Your see you do a studying like you know with dogs. The Stud fee so use you give a stud fee for Leroy Noah US though. Arm but like like stud fee. So I suppose you say kids just yeah, but you sign it signing away Wade. Vaughn move, sign away. What you're saying, no, it's to procreate. handling. Jack off into like go. You actually meet the person like you know how D- How dog, breeding works. You Stud fee stud fee for a good actual. Don't learn how. Is Yeah, but you didn't go to an Ivy League school. And I'm below five ten and a half. That's true. I I'm going to say NO I. In a bunch of. Little PF. Tease around. We should do an auction like the wine auction thing Kennedy, Action Guy Sure Sin-. We'll help us get a close van. I have one other idea that actually is a real idea we should have. Cash, oppose gives away ten dollars put in Code Barsha. This is not an ad I just thought of this What I'm sure people would send you the three ten dollars to cash already. Sign up and send you ten dollars. Okay, so here's here's the point that reached. Myself is I. Need to pay more money than his comfortable for me personally to pay because I fucked up and I need to own that to a certain correct right, so I thought it was going to be somewhere around four thousand dollars tops which I feel like. It's still a good amount of money for some jackass that does nothing but talk about sports contribute right off the BAT I need to pay. I need to pay more than anybody else now. I've I've heard from a few people booger reached out to. To me yesterday after finding out what I did, he wants to contribute Spencer wants to contribute. Might liner so mad I? Could cold. Call these guys right now and say what can I put you down for? That feels very intrusive, but well. They told me that they'd pay. No, I know but like to be like. Hey, hit the the people who said they're GONNA pay they'll pay. Spencer said that he would pay up to ten thousand dollars so in Booger Burger said he contribute ten grand to so then I think we I feel like I have to pay eleven thousand I have to pay. Way, then we go Vani woodhead for probably about five one hundred. Thousand put Danny Woodhead for five, and then the that leads us about five or six I bet you people. Will you cash up? People want to help out. I Labor I. Tell You what Labor tell you. What so that would be? Eleven, thousand twelve thousand counting big cats twelve thousand one hundred county tank counting bulger. It would be twenty, two, thousand, counting one hundred. It would be thirty, two, thousand, one, hundred, hundred and God. Damnit Hank. I'm. I'm GONNA add your hundred later to make this easier. So that means that we have approximately thirteen. Thousand left to make up, and we have any would any would had and we have. Always, tell you. Tell you what I don't want. The, aws to be on the hook for my bad math. If they want to contribute. That's awesome and I think that we should set something up for that. Contribute to, and if if it's in your hearts to do so I would encourage that going to us. It's going. It's going directly to the N. double ACP. I'll I'll take care of the difference between what I've already committed, and then he would does not make us yeah, so. Also they should probably knowing how all this charity stuff works. People get sensitive about this like we're. Out goes through the. She's actually if they want to screen shot their donation to nwpp so, they can. They can claim on their taxes instead of sending it to you. Then you send it. Yeah, there's some other stuff, too with that particular organization where parts of it aren't tax, deductible and parts are either way either way, and then if you tweet PF T., a screen shot will, TAT will start telling. Yeah, how about this use? The HASHTAG N. double ACP F. T.. Then! We'll use that and we'll keep track of that. Donates to believe because that's how I'm GONNA. Do I'M GONNA put a I'm GonNa send a thousand dollars. I will Put that down all right. Should I call just to confirm? Who Do you WanNa Call Call Spencer Real. Quick. Sure as want to confirm I I could. You will make more money if we chop it up. Vani in like sell the carburetor so much that sounds like a lot of work. Well I chop chop. We'll billy knows he's getting commission so yeah, if you WANNA, sell Memorabilia Bernie Williams saying. The parts of the van are more valuable than style drove some way. That likes to show wanting to get this piece of Shit van. You're saying that people want the parts from this piece. Split up into two hundred pieces Spencer. We're talking through all the ways that we have to raise forty five thousand dollars. I'm going to contribute at least eleven, and then we're going to sell any woodhead, and then whatever doesn't come from. That donation in and whatever you wanted to kick in and whatever booger wanted to kick in I'm going to cover the rest of that, so can I can I put you down for ten Spencer? Yes whoa okay. Spencer thank you spend GonNa shut. What's going on? I. I didn't know any was still alive. That's good news. We're GONNA. Do you think we would get more money out of chopping Vani up and selling it for parts to like people can buy a piece of it, or do you think just selling it whole? I can't imagine it's worth. MEMORABILIA AROUND MAY BE. I think so too, and it also would give something for billy to do so. He doesn't do anything stupid. He's getting off on tangents. It's time to get refocused. Although doing something stupid what we're what we're kind of proposing here is like hand, billy, a bunch of high powered tool. Disassemble. I'll go to chop shops. All right. He knows the Chop Shop Spencer. Thank you very much. We'll be in touch about how this whole thing is coming together, but you've. The best taken load off. I think this is something productive that we can all come together and donate to have. Let's just say that will donate it want to the scholarship fund. The. P. Scholarship Fund done is where this money's. All right. All, right, thank you, ma'am. I see. Okay so I think we got this. Can I just want to hit to just confirm with him? Billy, are you? I think chopping it up and then we have to sell because then if you. Sell a wheel for so much sell and other wheel. These can be more than the whole thing, but I think you've got to trump even smaller. They Chicago to figure out how to ship all this out, so all the chop shops, so have you steal car? New York City you go to Yonkers, the chop shops bonkers. Yeah, yeah, bonkers, not saying that name. Or if in Manhattan but you realize we're gonNA use your distribution. You will yeah a Labor yet you. You're going to get money off this I. Know You're GonNa. Get this truck. Okay all right so there we go. Billy I actually liked this. Because PFC we now have billy focused on. Some we used should be a pro bono deal for billy I know an end once. All the parts are mailed out then. We'll give you a one song corral whatever you've earned correct correct. It's going to be like you sell apart for one hundred, and it'd be like me ten dollars and the New Year. Then I'll donate it all has. To be sent out, and you also still have to find the deed because I think you have to like say these on the dude. Don't dude. I'm saying I. Do so that I don't get my license. I need a license plate at least. So, I need to go to the DMV. You gotta go. ME. The dollar for the license plate. Will be if you're going to get, get it officially off of my insurance and that's fine. You can sell. The license plates for yourself. I'm just I also need a camera on billy when he's walking into this. Chop shop and he's like. Hey, would you shop? Our phone is not cool. Okay, no cameras all right. Let's let's get to I. Think we've got a good solution. Though so if you're gonNA, donate NWEA CPF t is the Hashtag to the scholarship fund will add up that and we'll get to this. Probably raise more money. Yeah, so to be clear I'm not counting the money from the WWL's towards the money that I oh I'm gonNA feed her out. Towards the total all? We make off of any woodhead. Minus Commission, WE WILL DONATE REGARDLESS WE'RE NOT GONNA pocket money off of anyone. No, no, and if you WANNA buy shirt, I think we should do that. EPA CAN'T SHAKE ENDING RACISM SHIRT RIGHT? Yeah! Boom, because we can't count on Billy. All right, let's do our who's back in the week and then we'll get to Blake Griffin. In the seemingly never ending lockdown of the world is going through. 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What's they're coming out with a new series or season or whatever of looney tunes? They're just knocking. Apparently have weapons what about Wiley Coyote? WHAT'S HE GONNA? Do like just setup humane traps for the road runner. Is he going to get on some fucking rockets? So we're not? We're not doing guns, but we can do. Cartoon. Violence teed the acme stuff. What about what about that was grandfathered in I? Mean what about Elmer Fudd having list? Isn't that offensive probably would about pay Payola pugh just literally raping everyone That's bad he is. He's a paper is a rapist. Don't I. Don't know the answer to that. I'm sure we're GONNA find out upcoming months. Back the week is. Vegas videos I guess there's a couple of things Las Vegas is back in multiple ways. There is the video those tweeted out from. On like this weekend of the casinos being reopened, and there is being a million people out, and about known wearing masks. No one's practicing social distancing so people are freaking out about that, and then there was you know the today Sunday was the anniversary of the capital's went in Stanley Cup terms ago. And I was reminded remembered the PFC allegedly having to wear those pants to the party. Why did you bring allegedly I tweeted that out to you. Sit allegedly I. Also, this would happen was not alleged. If I I I was just like Oh good times. Good Memories, hilarious store that fifty eight go wear pants is tweeted. It's a real shame like it's a travesty that this. This picture never surfaced and then almost like a bought this person read like bought. He really put really alerted me to something fishy that might be going on. He sent a picture a Selfie of him and PF T. The picture conveniently cuts off rate above the waist. And he said. I was there to celebrating the Cup Cup with my uncle. He needed pants. Get in the club. He went to the same gift shop apparently right after the lady was like. Nope, just told the last pair of pants we have. They were huge though so they wouldn't have fit. Yeah, that sounds like someone that was like you know trying to push the narrative that you were wearing. It is a crazy coincidence that this person is. Dealt with the same thing I did, and he couldn't. By the pants the very pants I had just purchased and the fact that the lady the counter. This is like those tweets. When when the people like my my two year old daughter just asked me like. Why is there so much racism in? That the fact that the the lady at the counter said. Nope, just sold the last pair of pants. We have there huge though so they wouldn't have fit. This guy just walked into hipster coffee shop and they were all talking about how big. Pants were interest listen? It happened it happened. That's fact in fact, Hank. You were alerted to the pants before I even made a big deal out of them from your friend, who doesn't even know me who saw me at the Party and was like PFC's pants were potter. You told you told the guy when you saw. He's like. Oh, I'm friends with Hank you. Can you do me a solid in text? Hank right now, saying a banner. Preposterous to admit this would be incredible if I had made up the pants story. If that's the route that I chose to go, Whoa I'm hoping that. Take the the the Larry David remember that story about like they. They solve the murder case because they went through footage of Larry. They found out that the guy was at a dodgers game. I'm hoping in. Someone tweeted the like somewhere. There's a bachelor party where there's like ten pictures of T. in the background. These pants I wanted to bring attention to this. Bring light to the subject and hope that somewhere. Alamos wanted. Yeah, like someone can surface video and just if you were in the LAS, Vegas area the week of June sixth, two thousand seventeen. Eighteen there more cameras in Vegas than anywhere else on earth notions. Eleven taught me, so there should be some like hotel footage if you work at worse, Haka Son. That's where the party was. Whatever is that the GM I think it's MGM. If you work at the MGM Grand, go back to June seventh right YEP. Two thousand eighteen, and there should be pictures of me walking through the lobby of the MGM holding the pants up and breaking them because they're so. So preposterously big that my finger just snaps a belt loop off I did text my friend whose originally alerted me said I said it's a real shame just goes. They made George, said they jinx. Look like high fashion. They were big pants. No one hears I'm just going through my own head of. If there's anything that could have potentially been pictured doing that, I don't want to be put out there on. Yeah, fucking Gopher, that that'll be my shield if true. Yup Yup, okay? Good. WHO's back? Hank glad to have you back. Yeah, thanks! I really Miss New York. Happy to be back. Women's next vacation the middle of August actually. I think was second right in the middle at the second week of August right in the middle of the NBA player going somewhere in June You going somewhere in three weeks. Well, we have A. we have a a mandated work vacation. Right? You're going. That's a vacation well, that's a work that's not. That's not even choice. Forced us to take that week off. That doesn't really count billy as gabbing hard like he's billions of very eager scab. Whenever listen if you guys are GonNa Shame me for vacations and. Keisha, Guy, it's. GonNa have to embrace okay. You'RE GONNA. Make me take a spike vacation. Oh! Don't threaten me with a good time. Oh no hanks, going to be gone yeah. No? Yeah, who's going to press record exactly? Deli Trust Billy while bid. My who's back the week is conor McGregor. At least conor McGregor retirements are back because he retired again kind of out of nowhere, people been speculating. WHO'S HE GONNA fight next? We talked a little bit to Dana. White about that, but he he tweeted out yesterday that he was officially retiring. He's done. He asks his mom what kind of house she wanted or something along those lines, so conor McGregor has pulled his sense annual Brett Farve and love, and he is said no one was really like asking me either. Whenever there's a fight that he feels that he can upstage. He just always likes to. Say, Hey, I'm retiring now. The new cycle is on me. Yes, so we're waiting on Magic Johnson to confirm with just like a congrats Conor McGregor. He had a great career one of the all time greats tweet, and then at that point it's official, but I'm sure he's not coming back. No one told Tobin. Or November whatever could be next up to fight him. Yeah, well, our if cubby loses to retirement in in the fight, game is also just especially funny because. You know pro athletes can retire all time. Then think about again. It's a fighter retires, and then it's literally like they put in front of them. Hey, here's a check for fifteen million dollars. All you have to do is fight one more Tyson's about to fight. Yeah, right like okay. Every mayweather still got another flight I'm sure every fighter is retired until they accept their next s right right? He's having back. He's not big on the Irish. Get. Yes, all right. My who's back the week is. Football coaches not or college coaches in general having no idea what goes on in their own program, so Kirk for having a there's. There's a to do at Iowa right now. The there's accusations made that the strength and conditioning coach has said some racist things in the back on the guys speaking up now, Kirk. For instance done a pretty good job of. Of like listening, it seems like and being like we gotta get this right. Put Him on administrative leave, but he did also do my favorite thing that every coach does when he's like I. Don't know like I've never heard anything like that. Yeah, every coach that has ever coached in college, basketball or football is the biggest control-freak you've ever met. They know we got. They every every everything that goes on on campus, no matter what yeah and I mean. I wouldn't be shocked if you were told me that anyone on any coaching suffocate, strength and conditioning coach has crossed the line. Their General People that live on the line of a lot of stuff now. This is obviously different to even like approach races with your own players when you're working them out. That's a big problem I. Don't know if if Kirk forensic. How active are college football? Coaches in terms of people get mad when we say his name wrong two ferrets. Say how I WANNA say are they in? We're your shield? About this whole due to do you got to? You can now be mad at us for saying the name wrong. They need to take a page out of the Riley Cooper handbook and just send them away to rehabilitation. Yeah, send him to racism camp where he goes in. Like does a twelve step program. He comes back a week later and he's not. Not Racist at him I just love any coach ever trying to use his defense. He only did it for. He did it very quickly and I think he moved on and again I. Think he's a pretty good job of of of actually listening to his former players, but faulk man. It's so funny like Rick. Pitino I just trust too many people. People too much. No, you know everything that goes on all the time. That's why you are a coach of a power five program. The strengthening conditioning coach did issue a statement where he just said that he never said anything like that, so it's we've got a blanket denial going up against multiple it's. 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Oh Okay we now welcome on our very good friend. He is the current Blake the year witch. We should start there. blake of the year competitions coming up I think it's going to be held in the next two or three weeks. Are you getting nervous at all about that? No you know. After a lot of reflection, and sort of this past year and a lot of time to think I just feel comfortable with where I am in the world of Blake's, and you know. The best placement, and that's all I have to say on that. It sounds like you're confident. That's not really a blake move to be confident in their blake yeah. If not I. Don't think so I think. That's one of the one of the. Pillars of Blake think quiet and being blake. Yeah, confident all the time. Even if things aren't going well, yeah, yeah, especially at a time like this. We need confidence we need. We need you know. We need leaders who are confident in what their name is okay now. I've seen a few things going on social media recently from Your Blake. I want to address first of all. It's start some positive I I read. An article earlier today it's at Blake. Griffin spotted outside a joe and the juice with his ABC visible through his t shirt, so is that a blake move to have such a big six pack that it can be seen through basically a sweater Is it a blake move? Good question. Again. I I seem to subscribe to the thought that. Any move I do as a Blake move because I am Blake and I'm not sure that you guys can quite speak to that because you've never been at Blake. and I know that sounds a little bit defensive, but I don't know I've worked hard over the past you know. Since my rehab began and you know I I. Try to wear type shirts and showed off a little bit, are you? Are you still injured or no? Are you back? I'm not I'm. A guess you could stay on my cleared, but obviously our season's over so well WHOA WHOA WHOA. You're season's not over. Loser practice that they're letting everyone go to Yeah I. Mean we do that in the off season? No matter what teams together minicamps. So. You. Not going to go to the loser practice, or you're not GonNa go to I saw that. 'CAUSE I was looking to see if the balls may maybe snuck in there like actually the other eight teams are going to or nineteenth, whatever it is going to have like a mini camp together, and it's going to be the saddest thing ever. I might add the saddest thing ever part Yeah, there's pretty. I don't know we'll cross. That bridge may come to got wake of your competition coming up. Lost very important true. We're thinking about changing up the rules this time in the Blake of the year competition. We're not going to tell you how, but we gotTA. We add a new wrinkle to it because frankly your performance last year. Put you so head and shoulders above the other Blake's that I'm not sure. Be Fair to keep the rules the same I. Mean whatever you guys WanNa, do you know they? They changed the rules in India to keep people from dominating world champion Chamberlain from dominating so true you know I'll adapt. all right so next thing that we saw you in the press for you want to talk about the kickball game yet a kit ballgame. How'd you do the great? We one a nine to five I hit two. Two, home runs in a Grand Slam. You'RE GONNA competitive outlet anywhere. You're quoted here. It said at one point play kicked Grand Slam and yelled. That's the most exhilarating thing I've ever done. I think it was the most exhilarating thing I've done like. Right like it was just you know the monotony of. Quarantine and and not seeing anybody and. Finally got some people together played a little tag kick ball and tried to social distance at the same time, but you know it was more of a it was outlet you to people to let their frustrations and get a little exercise, so we're promoting healthy activity. Yeah, how weird is it? To know that someone's there like taking pictures of you and listening like the pop rats zero Rossi shows crazy. It's so crazy can we were just like it was just a random steeled kind of tucked away, and there's other people out there. That was like a family in like deep deep in the outfield is like one of those ones didn't have a sense. So like we saw some people, but like at no point that you ever see anybody also. They knew they knew like who the captains were like. Who Pick teams what? In my opinion like we have a rat, yes, sir. Sniff them out. Wo I feel like it's Frankie? I feel like it's Frankie Delgado reading this article right now. He's a star on the hills. He's the one guy that that has the most to gain by having Paparazzi show up everywhere. Like remember. Z. Yeah. Chandler Parsons Oh to. Connor gains a little bit. That's true he does. I'm looking at this. No masks. looks like you're within six feet of each other. Would you like to apologize to Mike Florio. first of all camera angles can be keeping true I know they did. They did a chest bump at one point. The back turn chest bumped heads. not to so as not to be face to face we had A. we had a set of rules in place. testing before and after. now for Cova just sort of testing. so you know we. We took precautions, and we were willing to live with the consequences, so no I'm not GonNa Apologize Alison sports will find a way. Yeah, how weird is it though when you leave? And then you see it hit the Internet and you're like what the fuck is going on like as you. Do. You ever tell the Paparazzi like hey, guys, maybe just give me a second complaint kickball here. No, I had no idea they were there. I had no clue and like we woke up the next morning and it was out. And like sitting around in the group Chat I I did pose the question. Do we have a rat? In the group and I'm doing my own internal investigation you. Need to do you need to tech text group chat and be like I'm thinking about retiring. Yeah taxed protect everybody but Frankie I'm not retiring and then send a text being like hey, I'm thinking about retiring right? What do you think about that for right and then just see what comes up in the press. You got a leak some bad info. The browns did with Condoleeza. Rice. You're like the Anti. Cohi-. We couldn't get anything out of him. You know we didn't know until he decided you. You fucking kick ball and we know that he hit a Grand Slam. We tighten this up. Just the world we live I. Choose to go about things differently and Listen, guys. That's all I had to say about the matter. Okay? Well, then let's see the last one. This is the most important one pretty upset and I think you might have. You might have been upset at the wrong person. The headline is Blake Griffin airballs brick shot in pickup game with kids, Corentin Rust question mark, and you quote. Trie said alternate headline grown man hides in Bushes to secretly record a dad and his kids at the park. I'M GONNA I'm TMZ here. I think they got the headline correct. The first time you bricked in air balled and you're embarrassed. Was I embarrassed sure. SUMI! I'm human. I haven't ego just like everybody else. But. I will never admit that it's okay to record a data. Kids at the park, playing a game of basketball which I won by the way. The Final Ryan. They didn't put the final score. They didn't put data. Every time I got it besides those two times I scored and like literally. Let Him Shoot Multiple Times get the rebound and shooting them. So. It wasn't like a complete bloodbath at home later. How many blocks did you stay? Choose not to write to How many blocks did you? Had upwards of fifteen. And they didn't they including I. think that's fair for you to be upset about that like if you're gonNA show the bad stuff, show you post rising your son. That's the side of the media that they don't want. They don't want they. Don't WANNA show that. Completely twisted that story and made me look like I was going bad. I made my son cry. I agree with you though guy hiding in the bushes. That's fucking. We're stretched so I do want to give credit to whoever wrote the story. They don't tell you who writes it. I assume that it's just like a robot that gets his orders from the guy. That's always drink in starbucks coffee on the show I don't know who writes articles, but this is a great sense right here. Blake air balled one shot so poorly. He had to go sheepishly. Collect the rebound from a dude on another court. What was that like going like onto the court next you saying? Excuse me Sir I'm Blake Griffin Air balled this. Back I. We kind of did like a thing. Where like I kinda had to you know jog over there to grab it and. We kind of like made eye contact and I did I did give him just like Kinda. Like sheepish like yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's me. It's me A-. You're right. It is me. Blake Griffin you do have a rat though I'm sorry but I. Definitely have a rat, so we're GONNA. We'll help you figure out who it is. If you if you need our help with anything. Yes, you guys go undercover for me. Yeah, absolutely, my dream, we'll take pictures of the Paparazzi oh Dow. Yes yes, I have a real question for you, so MBA is going to be back. already talked to the Pistons. The Pistons would have been if you if you were played the whole year. We all know that because you were you just dominate in just Yam on people. How for the Idiot Sports Fans I count myself as one of them? How much rust is there? And how how long is it? GonNa? Take for guys to get all the way back to like prime playing. Shape because I always just assumed like dude, you're professional athlete. You should be fine day. One Yeah I mean I think it's kind of parents to be honest I, think once once we've known this was probably going to happen for. I would say like or at least I've known for like maybe three weeks or so, so I'm sure guys. Are Sorta like rampant and backup right now then you know everybody reports June twenty first. You have training camp for literally like almost six weeks. And you know he plays some regular season games like I feel like once they get to the actual playoffs. I think guys will be fine. The only thing I'm really worried about is like injuries. You know what I mean like. Guys are gonNA come back and. You know some guys are going to have like little nagging things, and like you know it's kind of suck that. You know maybe that that. Holds Guy or hold the team back, but I mean you also have to deal with that in the regular. Regular season and postseason normally in a normal year so I. Think I think it's a really good plan. I think they put Put enough time into. Allow guys to be prepared as possible, but yeah, there will be some routes but me to that. Do you think there's GonNa? Be Way more rust on offense, and there will be on team defense. Good question. Thanks way more rust on offense than team defense yeah. yeah, I would say yes. I'm asking for over undesired. What about shooting in a small gym with no fans? You think that affects anyone's depth perception. That kind of thing might actually be better depth perception because you're in that small. You get the wall right behind right? Yeah, how's that affect it? Yeah, it'll be interesting because like. You know some guys are like game players. You know what I mean and part of that is like the adrenaline of the crowd like just like everything that goes into these are gonNA feel like scrimmages. Yeah, it's GonNa. Be The guys. Carmelo is probably going to be awesome because he loves playing in those gems. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, he's A. He's A. There's got you guys were just pick up. Guys like they're just dominate. Pick up and then in the game. They don't like quite play the same way you the lifetime fitness, all stars, those are the guys I'm going to bidding, you think. You think the rockets will have a good run because James Harden like he can't go to this. Probably like some strip clubs in Orlando once you hit a few firm seen them all. Yeah I mean. Some. Guys need that outlive those. Better when they have lost their vice. It is I'm not saying that that is his vice. You guys said that I'm not saying that correct correct. Yeah so I don't know. Maybe. He needs vice. Maybe he needs something. To, you know, help him play at his at his best level, but he's a good player. No matter what yeah I don't know I guess we'll find out what if that's true is Is. You know secret to success. So Orlando the whole notion of the League, basically taking place in one city. Are you kind of glad that you don't have to spend like a month and a half in Orlando I mean obviously. We played like when a championship so I'd much rather be able to to try for that, but you know since we're out like it makes sense not to bring teams. You have no chance of getting into that eight spot I mean like Washington. Even as I think washing inspired game bat by name stagnates seed. Yeah, and they're playing eight regular season games so like they're going to have to run the table obviously and Brooklyn the tate. That weird rule that if you're within four games, they're gonNA. Let you play a three game series where the nine seat has to beat the eight seed twice in the glass to win wants so. That's the guess they convert back in it sort of although they still have to do well in such a small period of time. But the and then it comes down to like scheduling like what if? What if like they're? Eight of their. Five of their eight games, or like against like you know the top teams and they I. Don't know how they're going to work out scheduling, but. You. Know I just kind of like. kind of it's kind of weird, but again I think they did like the job could given the circumstance if the clippers. Win Because, you know they're one of one of the probably presumptive favorites here in in the stretch. You think that they will put the championship banner to the Left to the right of your clippers, jersey, that's in the rafters I would I guess I would prefer if should be. I guess I would prefer to be on the right of mine, so it's like you look up. You see my Jersey hanging out there and you're like. And then you look over and you're like. Wow, right. Back like that came next. Yeah! No, I hear you laid the you laid. The building blocks for the champion reading. It left to right. Ron Logical Order Lake Griffin. He essentially won the championship. Do you think you'll get a ring? Yeah I'll probably. I'll Piji one. Yeah, yeah, I don't WanNa I. Don't want to speak out of turn, but like. You know. I'm you know we're all obviously still very very. You know we talk all the time. I'm sure I'll beginning. A call or classic having like whole. The whole ceremony, but like you know. Maybe it'll be. It'll be nice to go to the parade if they went yeah. Do you think that whichever team does end up winning? The championship should have an asterix. Boy I mean I think it's always going to have an actress just because of the year I. Don't know that it takes away the like it takes anything. Away from winning a championship, but like just a year is so insane. It's still messed up like. The lockout year was just it was a shorter, but everything's still felt the same like this is just. Completely different so I. Don't know I guess they'll always be sort of an asterix, but not in terms of like it wasn't. It didn't mean it's a championship. You know I kind of agree with you on that. I think that every sport played this year. Regardless of if the season is shortened, not like college football, and they start on the NFL starts on time. They should have an asterix to just because it's weird. Weird this year is just fans. Yeah, and it's just like just like this was a weird bizarre. You get the Weird Jerry. Yes, mean we played for the fans. You know what I mean so when they're not there I know they're watching on TV, but it's just. It brings a different feel you know, and you know me. I'm a show pony I like I. Like a crowd and I like the always say. The show like wake show Pony Group. That's actually agree rolls right off the time we you. There's been also talk about the season the next season. Maybe they're shifting the dates. Would you be in favor of having an MBA season? Start later like even if we're taking out coronavirus, but if this is becomes the new norm where you guys start in late December and maybe a little more compacted season, but at least you get that extra month and a half off and feels like I, always just feel like it should start on Christmas Day. That's when the NBC's Yeah. I completely agree it's just a matter of like you know where we going. GonNa make those games up like you know. I I. Don't see them shortening it less than like. Under seventy games. You know what I mean I could just because there's so much money involved. The owners are going to completely go for that, but yes I. do think that we should. We should push. Back because we're having, we're competing in college. The law and NFL football just so and then also be playoffs right so. You know like pushing that date back. A little bit like I feel like if I feel like the casual fan of sports doesn't really care about basketball until. Christmas anyway. Yeah No, there's a die hard. NBA Fans care the game one, but it definitely is. It definitely feels like it's monopolized by football in those first two months. Play. Have you still not gotten a call about space? Jim still still waiting. fired Several agents because they couldn't get an answer back and so. still you know we're my. My thing is cost for re-shoots or You know even if they need like a Promo, commercial or something you know. That's GonNa, be associated yeah. It's messed up that they haven't reached out to you about that. You would be a natural fit as Lebron's goofy neighbor Kramer Wall space, Jam Lebron's Alpha near Yeah. ooh, okay. What Blake I. Don't think we've talked to you since we've talked to you in a while. When the entire Chris Paul falling out in Houston, thing happened. Were you like? Told you guys so. We. Were Oh when he left Houston. When he got traded from Houston. Yeah when he was going to no No, no, no, no I mean. You, know I don't think it was like I think it was because of that. I think Houston felt and make a change. I don't know I. I'm not on the I'm not on the front. Office for the rockets, so I can't speak to that I say yeah. interesting. I think I've successfully. Ask Chris Paul. Question on every single time you've come on the show Tom Sawyer. Want check that box. What be what type of home insurance would you not purchase right now? What type of Komen is this a setup like a joke? No, it's not I'm just asking you like. If there's a specific company that might advertise a lot along and Chris Paul that you'd like to slander on our airwaves. It'll be fine well. I? Do Love the well. I. I don't know good question. Question Probably my head I just can't think of. One This is smart. Because check you never know who's avocado met with mine and maybe I'll switch companies sooner, but I'll have to do. Research on like. All Right? That's my don't say no to any possible. Future advertises I. Right exactly like the I like to keep my options open in really you know, do my due diligence and find out what companies about right like you like it this way if you had bash Kia back in the day. That would have been a lot less money in your pocket. You know right, yeah, I'm just GONNA start. You know wheeling insults. Willy Nilly at companies, because like you know. I'm trying to I'm trying to be spokesman. Yeah, it'd be a bad teammate. Thing for you to do right right. Yeah, I, don't I I don't I don't I. Don't know teammates under the bus. Don't never. Know, actually true never because this is sarcasm, but Blake is actually a great team. He's a good teammate. Everyone needs to read. I was actually being. Sarcastic Ninety nine percents of. You are I I while we're not ping, Sardar there is one guy there is one guy got have time I wanted to talk about. Yeah, go want you brother. Yeah least favorite teammate of all time. By. Wouldn't share his toys drawing up. Like wouldn't drive me places. When he got his driver's license like just a one of the shittiest teammates time. That's the only team I'll do on the bus Jericho. That's fair all right so while we're being a little serious for a second little serious were talking earlier in the week. There's been obviously a lot of real world things going on and I appreciated. Your take on it that basically. There's a lot of good things that are happening right now. What's what's it been? Hey. What's it been like watching the last week and a half ten days of you know? Everywhere everywhere in America is having these protests, and it seems like it's good that these are. But you've obviously been watching it from the front lines in La. I like. I like it's ver-. It's very discouraging I like seeing like. You know stuff like this still happen, and we're still at this place still having to protest and argue for for you know rights civil rights for all really like that's really what it comes down to, but at the same time like it's been super inspiring seen so many people like. Care I was talking to coach Casey. Join Casey and he was talking about and he was like. He was with Black Player to play Kentucky. He was the he when he was eight years old school just got integrated in Kentucky he had to go like live through a lot. A lot of like you know BS and He was like you know. Back then there was no white people protesting with us. They're not so like in that regard. Obviously, we have taken steps forward, and it's also been inspiring to me to see how many people are are being like you know what I need to take the time I need to like. Listen I need to learning to educate myself like that is inspiring and. Of course there's always GONNA be people or You know going the opposite way trying to get a rise OUTTA. People where people are just racist, but. I think it has been really cool to see. People come together and. You know show like the good side of us. Yeah Yeah I've I've definitely noticed that, too. I was I was bummed out for the first three or four days at all. This was going. I just didn't see a way that things were going to get better and I've started to see. Little things have started. See Small improvements, and you're right. I've seen like more people educating themselves more people, joining the cause and helping to fight and speaking up so that it's been a little bit heartening to see that, and this must be very different for you compared to back in. What was it two? Two Thousand Fifteen when the whole Donald Sterling thing happened and I guess you guys. Were your jerseys inside out or you? Warm ups inside out, I feel like this conversation that we're having right now is more about like us as a people us as a country as opposed to. What are the clippers specifically going to do about this? Have you kind of felt that, too? Yeah, I mean I feel like I mean everybody sort of been called to to show their voice, share their stance, and and like I, said so many people have the only thing I don't particularly love. Is that like? People support and people do things in their own way. You know some people post people go mark. Some people protests certain places that they don't tell the same values. Some people donate people volunteer. We all go about it differently, but as long as like. You're going that direction like I think it's. It's it's. It's an improvement, and it's a positive and I feel like sometimes we as people sort of sit back and be like Oh. This person's not like. They only did this or they only did that like I'm doing this. It's not A. Like at the end of the day if you were working to improve. Our system then you're helping so like the only thing I. Don't love about it. Is You know when when people are sort of pointing fingers and saying? He's not doing. This person didn't act quick enough like. If people are are going that way like I feel like we should be a little bit more lenient and and respect that they are maybe taking their time to educate themselves and figure out exactly how they wanna how they wanna go about everything because like I said people are are speaking up and and I think that's a good thing. I agree I think the least productive thing that we can do right now is shame somebody for make speaking. Exactly I think it's like more than married. At this point. We're all in this together. If you want to speak out if you want help or do anything that should be applauded, no matter what yeah. I did I saw your take care? You said I think the least Roger Goodell and drew brees could do is make the science. The Saints Signed Colin Kaepernick. That's a spicy. Take I like it. I was just thinking that. Maybe the box could sign capper nick, and then they could do hard knocks. It would be Brady GRUNK capper, Nick Who Syrians and that would be just incredible. You know. I also just kind of threw that out there i. One of the best responses if somebody responded with a Jameis Winston. Give Oh. Yes, squinting at the store, yes. I wanted treat all sorry James. That's my bad I i. just I just fire that off. I didn't I didn't think about your. Just signing there so hopefully, take offense that yeah, that would be a hell of yeah I'm looking at a tweet right now. That's that's pretty awesome. Yeah, that'd be great quarterback room though. For. Those guys wouldn't believable yes. All right I got one last question for you, Blake. We had a friend of yours Jensen Karp on the show a couple of weeks ago. Very good interview seems like a really good guy. But at the end he kinda gave off divide that he was better friends with you, then we are. Wow Yeah. Wow, so we should do. We should have you know like. Remember the newlywed show where you you. I'll. All pick like ten questions offense you both, and then we'll reveal who knows me better through those ten questions. Await on wait. I'm just I'm getting texts back right now. From my source at TMZ. He says that Jensen Karp is. Is Your leak is your at? You. Probably kick them out of your inner circle. we would never do that. I mean obviously I'm going to have to take this information and put it into my own internal investigation, I've been saying. I can't really speak to that at this moment, but as soon as we feel comfortable that we have You know. Come to conclusion I will release a statement also ignored the fact that I just said added contact teams E.. We gotTA fucking fine this. Is Team? No, I don't know anybody. NOPE NOT GONNA find this guy. What's the reward if we find your rat, yeah? I mean I think we can collaborate on a on a reward but I mean. You should. Work together meet should fake your death. Oh boy, that's a I. Don't know if we I don't know I. Don't know if I can handle that that much responsibility at the time like this I. Don't know actually how would find the rap but I just think you fake. Your death is like a joke. I mean we'll keep that in. We'll keep that in the back backlog. Memory always have that. We always have that card that we can Paul fake the death. All. I mean you could probably sell a hell a lot of life insurance after. Back. Yeah True Oh. Yeah, what if I took out like a big insurance policy faked my own death got the money, and then I was like. Hey, you guys already gave it to me, but I'm alive. nope axes. There's loopholes in life insurance I think that's one of them. You'll do commercials for if you say no backseats when they give you the money, I think you're legally fine. Just cough and sneeze over. They're not going to ask for. Yeah, that's Germany. This. I Will Blake. We have I will I will let you know we're going to do it, but the your will be happening. I think I think late June will give I think. What do you think's fair? A A three day window that we will tell all blake's that they gotta be ready. cause. One day is too easy, right? Yeah all right so we'll do a three last year I watch. A week last. Yeah, a like Monday through Friday right. A we the week was terrifying. We're going into needle. We have to do it like Tuesday. Wednesday days three days, so we'll we'll. We'll let all blake snow. We'll do three days of. You have to be ready for Blake of the year and made the best blake win so good. Luck you all talk to you until that one last question for you. Blake Is there any other blake that you would like to nominate? We're trying to narrow the field down right now. We're still looking at the same. Blake's as last year, but if you have any other nominations as Blake, you are entitled to bring somebody else in Condo. I heard Blake. Shelton was interested. Oh. Yeah, that's right. He's a fellow Oklahoman. Lakers Blake lively obviously I don't i. know nothing about her, but say. Wasn't that video trae young just playing in? Just a million people around Kinda crazy. Yeah, that just happened right. What we trae young was playing in a game, and there was like a full crowd there in Oklahoma like a Summer League Game Oh. Yeah, Oklahoma's been like I'm not currently there. Oklahoma's been like sort of back for a while now like they've been going to restaurants for like A. Nice. I'm happy for apple homeless little little further back aspect. Three outback you. I mean. That's so cool. You guys. You guys yeah, well too good for Applebee's. Outback only time. We've ever been Oklahoma City. Was We went to a Chili's and our waitress offered US mushrooms, not like no Kanji with your food bell now, the other kind within like I think it was right after we got our drinks. She's like you guys. You guys want want some boomers. Like yeah probably. Sure. Did you see that map lake? It said it said that Oklahoma's favorite restaurant was Tim Hortons. He I I completely I could be out I. Could be out of the loop. I completely disagree with that completely. Like, there's so many other restaurants that I would say are are more. Oklahoma favorites than than that I got that made me wonder like who is putting this list together. It was the Policy Institute of Statistical Studies. It was the Piss Institute. So are you saying that the constitute got their got numbers wrong? I'm not particularly saying that. They got their numbers wrong. I'm just saying it made me wonder how they judge this competition or how they, what type of measures they're going to get the statistics. Okay, because like I, said a native Oklahoman Tim Hortons is just like. It's just. It's just not what I would associate with Being Oklahoma. State fast food chain. What would you say being? Said everyone at pissed. You know. If, you did your due diligence and it's fine. If I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I will step up and apologized to everybody up this okay I'll pass that along to the boys in the back. Okay, all right well, Blake thank you as always next time we talk to you hopefully you pick up quickly because it's the season. Of the year like a year twenty twenty. Yes, Asterix! Oh Your Master on this on this one. Do you WanNa win this. 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Vacation, things Things that suck on vacation. Hang off vacation. We know he didn't have that creative food. The reason why we want to do this. Just went on your vacation chambers and Your hand against camp, smear campaign against vacation wanted to give you an opportunity to dominate amount flush more for a change because you just got done with your vacation, so it's Fred Ominous. Remind wash more. Go first so the first okay. Worst parts about vacation in you. I mean again I'm sorry that you have to go on all these vacations. I am too like knowing how bad they are. You really shut off to this time. We weren't expecting that really. Yeah, you didn't even respond to tax. Gone. Out of spite Oh. Hey, how long did it take you to get caught up on on the saga that like the fifty thousand dollar problem I was having a great time I was a little, a drunk, just laugh and laugh and laugh, and every message coming out slapping my knee. Figure that you would not have any idea. We're talking about. Okay. No, those just. Hoping respect, my privacy, no acid advance like hey, can I take a couple of couple of days off? You guys like yeah, go for it, and then you know I'm I'm away I'm waking up and it's like just tweet tweet tweet late. I was like what. Okay I'm not I'm not I'm not engaging. When someone else like when you're on vacation where it's like a lot of cooking water in the house stuff and and someone else are like another couple cooks, and then you eat the meal, and it's a really good meal, and you know that you it's your responsibility to clean up afterwards. Okay, if it's like a fancy meal and then several pots. Yeah, and you do nothing before, and then you eat it you probably you probably a little drunk on full I just WanNa. Do nothing and you like hot. Take I. Think the people that Cook those dinners like they love cooking, so it's not. It's not even a chore to them Yeah on Vacation. They think great the like. Give and take that they put out to you. Is We made this dinner? So it's into social contract. You'll clean it up. When in reality they fucking love making that was like a little mini vacation on their vacations. Yes, yes, okay PFC your pick My first pick is going to be. SUNBURNS sunburns on a vacation. It can ruin like two and a half days of your trip right there on day one. You get cooked now. A Sunburn on the last day is kind of Alpha. You Go back to the office and was like ten. You got of Color Yeah. That's a good one nothing worse than a Sunburn All right my first one, I'll go with. Just a just packing and packing a I've never not over-packed for vacation us like pack fifteen sh, t shirts used three of them, and it's just the worst because you just lugging around everything else, and just the the anticipation the night before when you're like I'm excited to go on vacation I have to pack Yup dot socks, and then missing your dog that sucks or vacation have one counter. You only had one. We're talking about Billy's go. Honorable Mention okay. I didn't really want. We have a lot of. That's a good good spins on on big part, forgetting that billy was going to be the fourth, I said he was doing honorable. Mention okay just didn't listen, did you? Know I am not. You're waiting to the end yet joint narrow. You're audible mentioned Canada. I told them counterpoint. The dog one is the dog upon return is so good, but it's almost makes going. I wished I'd I wonder where my dogs doing right now? I want to share this moment, right? See other dogs. Yeah, see another dog on vacation. You're like I. Miss My feel like you're cheating. Go on vacations a big lawn. You're like fuck she. Loves yes yeah. My second date billy, my second pick is GONNA. Be The trip back from vacation whether that's driving back each getting on a plane and doing the whole like drive to the airport. Get on the jet fly back cab ride home after the vacation. It's so anticlimactic. You just wish that you were still on that trip. Yes, yes, okay waking up on that's a good one waking up on the third day after like been drinking for two days, and probably just all sets in mad. Yeah, but you also see like you're laughing, but it's like this. Vacation. What are you also can get drunk again? Yeah, right but. There's that one day. This is like it hurts ahead. So the first is sleep the whole day just to be able to make backup the first couple of days you can kind of play it off and you're like. Let's keep this train rolling, but usually day three. You're fuzzy. Your brain's not quick, and it hurts to which stay was Africa's last week Thursday. Slept all day I have I, my friend West, that does humpback podcast. West his whole family rents a beach house every summer. And when he was shared him to know, it's one week of summer which I feel like. It's perfectly reasonable amount of agreed. You're going to be three weeks summer. No one of them. One of them is not my choice. There was nothing I. Want to do more than come into this office. The we could drive for it. Can't we can. You're almost like half of Virgil in days vacation? But yeah, why don't shame vacation well was? This the beach flu is what I'm saying. which is great trick to play on kids? It's like Oh you get sick when you go to the beach. Peaceful are hank, your third pick when you are coming back from the beach, and you Kinda have like shaped. Ask from going in the ocean. Yeah, BIKE BACK! Cars brutal. Cruiser Rashes. Beach Cruiser Blues. PFC Your next. I liked that one. Food poisoning. That happens. Sometimes if you're if you're in a different country, okay? To sometimes Mexico, you're not used to the food and water that these cook it with lot of times when people travel to Asia, our vice versa, they come to the United States from Asia the cuisine is different. The waters different. Everything's different, so you just end up hanging out on the toilet for a couple of days. That sucks regardless vacation or not food poisoning. It's the worst only lose a few pounds, which is Nice Gig, a kick start Okay, Hey, more to your beach rash that sand in your shoes like just being sucky can't get all the sand out, and it's got that kind of annoying feel to it. There's nothing worse than that. Just having like a little too much sand in your shoes. Maybe on your legs gets a little itchy. That saltwater gets a little frothy. Vacation Yeah. You only be wearing. Flip flops crawl okay for the entirety of. What. If you have you know shoes? You need to go to the bar or something? You get a little flip flops, okay? All right and then my last one. You want to truly when you go when you go on vacation to in your at a hotel and there's hours on Jacuzzi that sucks. Jacuzzi can't go in the Jacuzzi past nine pm gets. That's exactly what I want to go in the Jacuzzi when I'm drunk and they know the I know that they know that and it's just sucks you your whole day like I wanna be able to go in the Jacuzzi when I. Want to go in the Jacuzzi that's anytime. There's absolutely no difference between hanging out in the hot tub at five PM and then just chilling in Nice spa as there's no difference, your health. That's the worst that. We actually plan your Jacuzzi. Trips not spur of the moment. My last one is going to be along. The same lines of you're staying in a hotel and you missed the continental breakfast because ends at like am. Too early continental breakfast you go down, all that's left is too hard. Boiled eggs, a watered-down cup of apple juice, and like a Lukewarm Cup a shitty coffee. And maybe like one fruit that it looks spoiled food or when you go. When you're out somewhere else nice hotel and you order full fucking new Yorgen. What. Accu on when you order a full breakfast, and then when you finish your full breakfast, you then go to the buffet and just grab a croissant off the top, and then you get charged for another full in nineteen breakfast buffets free vacationing done right. Again, not saying anyone's ever done that. But. That was an all-time movie that he did it is. Kinda Weirdos breakfast delayed. Kinda. Weirdos wake up on time for the continental breakfast I like seven o'clock in the morning, and like yeah I got to be the first person down there to grab like A. Playing card size box of rice krispies hold bags yeah. Yeah. All Right? Thank your last one. Bn last one is when you roll up to the ice cream store, and as you're pulling up the line around. Such a good one. I mean you obviously dominate? But that is such a good one. There's nothing worse than the ice cream. It's hot outside creating. You know you made the decision. Let's get some ice cream. You're like fuck, yeah, ice cream, and then like you. Probably if you're far away and you see the line for me like Oh, no, please. Can't be right. There's got to be like a gas leak in the apartment building next door. That's not the line for Mr whippy. What about when you go to a hilarious restaurant, that's got a funny name and you want to buy one of their t shirts. It's like kind of dirty kind of sexual, and you get one of them, and then your buddy gets a funnier one that. Sucks. SOCK. What about when you sitting in hotel in the outlets next to the bed or not right like if there may be missing an outlet, or it's behind the the the bed. Yeah, that could fuck up at whole vacation. He can't charge your phone. When you're saying hotel and they forget to make you a pill. Towel animal. Back in the beach and just regular, full the towels. Unbelievable they're getting a yelp review for me. What about in the hotel? Where actually shot to like the electronics companies that sold all the iphone four accessories hotels all in like one year like every single alarm clock in every hotel across. America went from groundhog's Day style nineteen eighties alarm clock. Two thousand nine alarm clock overnight go then. Apple switched up the plug on yeah. How about when you're like the the hotel bar or like? Maybe the the Tiki bar down by the beach doesn't have your favorite beer and you're like. Oh, we only have two kinds of beer and you're like faulk. Yeah I guess I'll drink Takata the whole. Vacation all inclusive resorts. Usually. The food's not that great only. Beer yeah, so likewise with that. If you're adding all inclusive resort and you don't have any cash to tip like the first night that you're there, then you become the asshole that everyone Hagia and then you're getting extra water in your Tequila your bag being to full on the way back, we can't really repack. 'cause you like probably gain that cool shirt. Yeah, some Kinda. Had you drank all day and you're like. Oh wear this hat forever double threat. If you've got a sunburn on, your shoulder ought to put that big bag over. Man when it's cloudy, all we can, you can't get any like dope picks for the grant. Waite was a cloudy No. It was actually I. There's some good sunsets. On the have you know a lot of experience? Some cloudy Days I. think that's it. Do we have anything else? That were Oh, fuck. This should have been one of my top two when it rains. Yeah, just when it rains rains. Okay well, we'll see everyone Wednesday we have. We say something. Oh your audible house. How much time I, it was it a changing state laws. Changing state laws love es like getting arrested in Virginia with a radar scanner. Okay, so there's different laws in different states like in Massachusetts you can't being gas station. Shutdown yet, but then in Rhode Island, you can buy you can't. Then in New York by your gas stations where they shut down, everything really. And then, and then like in Virginia, it's illegal to have a radar scanner, so if you're driving through Virginia in, you're totally legal with your radar scanners through all the other states of you're trying to regina and you get pulled over. They know you haven't even if you hide it, so then they search cars. They're not allowed to search attack. No, because they say they had a radar detector detector. No, you're right. Because they're sir, detained there there I. They cannot search without a warrant call. They can't. T have the beeper. That's gotta be for in there. It's like them seeing drugs in your car. They can with the radar detector. Radar detector detector. No, you're right. Just let them search my car. I have nothing. Besides radio. Really why don't you get a radar detector detector a radar detector detector? Yes, but that's also kind of right on. Good point is that what was that you're only on. That's why I don't like state. Law Literally is typically versus Tenth Amendment. And then you get to like you get to other laws. Suddenly, your dogs illegal because the dangerous dog, act or something, and then so I, just like to stay home, and I'll come to work anytime. This is way better than cubicle by any means.

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Kenny The Jet Smith, Washington Post Report And A HEATED Debate

"On today's part in my take, we have Kenny the Jet Smith. We talked to him about an be a bubble life working with Charles Barkley inside the NBA all that stuff. We have fire fest of the week. The big report on the redskins being a fucked up organization has been released. We will discuss that we're GONNA. Do a little bonus Friday guys on chicks because we didn't do it on Wednesday. Bubble talk pack show. This is the last show before the first week. That sports come back. I'll say that again. just get everyone pumped up next week when you wake up on Monday morning, sports will be in that week in that week, so let's get to it before we do that. Part might take is brought to you by the cash APP, not always the easiest place. Send money to your friends. It's the safest. It's the number one social distancing APP. It's a number one APP in the world I trust it so much I'd even send billy money on it. It not actually because I'm not going to give him any money. We'll get to that later. 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To Be Fair Dan Snyder has never been accused of having the pulse of his organization in any way shape or form, or that's on the field or off the field It was a bad report it was it was very very bad. Haussa. Creek Space House of creeps got to do whatever and fortunately. I think I think everybody that was named in. It is no longer with the organization that doesn't mean that it's still not like a rotten culture right? There will Bruce L. and he was. He was saying. We have a damn good culture damn strong last year. And? He's gone as well so everybody that was really named is gone except for Snyder. Who obviously is still there? I don't think this is going to force him to sell, and actually I think that the other. NFL owners and I think a lot of NFL teams GonNa look at this report and be like well. We can't forced snyder to sell. Because we all have some of the same stuff. Probably happening under our own roofs now see a lot of people say like this was not as big as what we anticipated. It was fifteen different former employees, different women, making accusations at different like five different departments of the former Redskins, the our words but. It was not what the rumors were saying. It was and that's that worked in Snyder's favor so like Monday rumor star Trek Out, Tuesday. They got a little worse by Wednesday. I saw like Jeffrey Epstein's name like Snyder was going to be on the plane logs for that then on Thursday had the reports coming out that Snyder allegedly paid off refs, which that would be an old I. I knew he's a bad businessmen, but for Snyder to pay off ramps and go three and thirteen. That would be an all-time bad business. Move even for him. All right. I WANNA pack up because obviously the story itself is. Horrific the fact that all these women is probably more it knowing that that's the culture. There felt so uncomfortable at work, and it was such a bad culture and credit to anyone who came forward and spoke up and was like these guys. This is just a terrible terrible place, and they all should be held accountable for it. The media part pisses me off to no end because anyone who said out loud, there's a big report coming just to flex their own muscles, and an like an and boost their own fucking social cloud and say i. know something you don't know. Get ready for it. You're deuce back because you basically made it about that and. And it shouldn't be about that. It should be about the actual report and the women that came forward. You actually helped out Dan Snyder by gassing up so much so if you sat there and like I've been hearing. I know this like lot of reports. Lot of rumblings fuck you man. This is the worst part about social media and how the media works now where everyone has to try to flex about how. How they have something before everyone else when the actual story is bad, really bad, but because you made it such a big deal going up until Thursday night, it basically like you said it makes it almost. Let's Dan Snyder Skate by being like well. There were that the things that we thought were going to be there. There are people were sharing text messages pretending that they were in the no I got the. The same text message tweeted at me and sent to me like hundred times on Thursday. Everyone would be like here the details. It was crazy, so maybe I listen. I'M NOT GONNA pretend the media's going to do it differently next time because they will now the same thing, they'll do the same exact thing in the make the same mistakes, but it should be called out because if socks it kind of overshadowed. All the women that came forward. It is a it's a bad report, and if you look at what came out and Carolina a couple years ago, with Jerry Richardson Rumor, jeans Friday whole thing, it's very similar. In fact, you could make the argument that this is worse and a lot of ways. It doesn't directly name Dan Snyder except for saying like he was absolutely aware of it, and he he should also done like male Shuli and he doesn't like male cheerleaders. He made one of his his employees who used to be a male cheerleader in college. Do cartwheels to keep them entertained like a scene from succession or something like that, so it was. It's a bad report. I don't. Sell I don't think that that's going to happen. Even though the minority owners are trying to sell their stakes Yup I. Don't know how that's GonNa. That's way above my pay grade to even understand how people would that much money go about selling minority shares in the team like influence, maybe a hostile takeover I don't know if that's possible or not. I do own a minority share in the breakers and the water dogs never signed up, but we never signed the paper. Do you think that the CEO? Fedex signed paperwork when He. Stuff that we never signed paperwork for now. But that's actually good, so if we ever have to finish never signed paperwork. Yeah, yeah, exactly so we're not culpable for anything that happens under watch, which is always a good place to be, but yeah, it was a bad report it was. There's there's nothing positive. You can take out of this it. It's not really surprised to a lot of people that have been around Washington, and like I grew up a fan of the team and it's sad. Sad it's so sad what's happened? That's why I don't talk about them. Being my favorite franchise that much, I don't like I root for them like I root for my other favorite teams, because this type of stuff is the rule, not the exception it happens all the time, and he knows that it's a poisonous culture and it's. It's difficult to love a team that you grew up loving for the long term when this stuff happens all. All the time and there's very little to be happy about. In fact, I sat down. You've seen like the ADC guide of why Redskins Fan should hate Dan Snyder that Dave mckean wrote while ago in the Washington city paper you saw you've seen like the reasons why Dan Snyder is not a good person, and why redskins fan should not like them, but I actually think that sitting down and listing the ten best things that have happened to. To the team since he's been, the owner is actually worse to read it out loud, and it puts in perspective. You're like Holy Shit. This is actually this is as good as it gets right for skins fans. Yeah, so I made a top ten list you want, start at ten or at one wherever you want five search five okay number five go, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, one, two, three, four, and these are all dead serious. These are my favorite memories. These are the things that I look back at fondly as a redskins fan. These are actually them number five. I have looking at her coaching staff from two thousand twelve and being like man. We had Kyle Shanahan and we had sean mcvay and we'd floor. That was pretty cool. That's a that's a good that we have been three. We had good assist. You haven't heard my top. Number six, we went five and three in the second half of the season with Marty Schottenheimer and then we fired Mardi right afterwards, but still we went five and three after starting out Oh and five that year that's that's pretty big huge. That's very memorable number seven. We did go nine and seven with Kirk cousins, and then on top of that we didn't pay Kirk cousins ninety million dollars smart move. So that's a that's feather in our cap right there. Number eight we had to really good left tackles that played really well for a long time, Chris Samuels and Trent, Williams two guys that were awesome stalwarts to watch and left side, and then they both quit. In their prime, because they would rather quit than play for the team Yup, but still seems negative. There's some there's something cool about watching the positive, but every game you're watching. These guys are like yeah. These guys are awesome. I love these guys, positive number nine Sean Taylor. Your his presence Sean Taylor's awesome for two and a half years when he was her. Number ten. Cole McCoy was the backup one time and he came in during the Monday night football game and he'd beat Dallas. That's ten that was tag that feels like a regular season game, and that feels like where we've seen Dallas. then. You want me to go number one one. No go for okay four, then countdown to nowhere number four gets in there. This is where it gets really good. We won five games in a row in two thousand and five and Clinton. Portis was dressing up as characters during interviews Yup I remember at the big glasses and. By the way the stuff that I'm listening here this goes back to like ninety seven, so this is twenty three years. These are the best things that happened to. number four was we won five games in a row number three. Just when Gibbs came back yup and was like Oh. This could work it, didn't it was it was off season where we were like holy shit get gibbs's back. That's awesome. Yup number two was four months of Robert Griffin. I was GONNA say it has to be one or two yeah, four months, and then that cut short. Because the field was sandpaper, it was actually just kitty litter that we spray painted green y'all towards Nia because Dan. Snyder told Mike Shanahan. Hey, please play Robert Griffin. And then the number one best part of the Snyder era was we WANNA playoff game. We beat Chris Simms on the road and playoff game, and we scored one of touch Chris. Simms is mean to Blake Bortles and Chris Simms I. Don't think he had a spleen at the time, so we'd be spleen `less quarterback by seven points, and scored a touchdown on offense wins win, and that was the best part of being a Redskins Fan for the last twenty three years. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Top Ten list I makes being a bears fan seemed pretty sweet. It's not competition I'm just saying I'm just saying. It's been miserable. It's awful so I don't know what. Like happens from here. I don't think that like we said. I don't like Snyder gets hassle. Force is forced to sell team by the way just a total aside. As, an extra like Cherry on the Shit Sandwich that is Daniel, Snyder's washing redskins, doing the name change on Monday, knowing that this reports coming out what a fucking ass on like what an ass! And then he kept letting small little details trickle out during the week so that the report would have to go back and be edited, and then fact checked again, so they kept pushing it back like day by day by day and now, but he did hire a lawyer to take a look at things. That will usually. You hire a single lawyer to examine your organization he only. Positive say! Is that Dan reveals a fucking idiot again. Yes, so Darren vel took his he. He read a story detailing rampant sexual harassment in an organization, fifteen women, coming forward bravely coming forward, and his takeaway was sorry to disappoint redskin fans, even in the canceled culture. That story while horrific isn't going to take down Daniel. Snyder that was number one takeaway. Number one which is of course of course valid like just figured out like to tweet about canceled calls. You've gotta look. Your kids, our culture is officially canceled. Because we're knows about over that's that's exactly right when he gets on board something when it's either him or Chris Cillizza once they get on, the bandwagon is something it's officially done. You can't talk about it anymore. So the other thing that we had going on which seems like forever. Go because there's been a lot of news today is twitter getting hacked and restoring itself to two thousand ten twitter when it was awesome, and there were no blue check marks, and I gotta say that was awesome to watch I was so happy to see people like Nobu. Check marks myself included. I was. That's on twitter. Fun. Twitter was back pretty it all. But it was actually it was great. Were you a little because you are you? Kinda sold out when you said you were sheriff I and then he did I didn't want to they. They forced upon me. Even though well. You also reply to the email. The part gave it back. WHO WANTS TO GET? No? I gave back that show the, and then I got another one, but then I got another one on the same day as everyone else twitter just force it on me. Just happened also I never got a blue checkmark. Because this is gonNA blow your mind. It's actually white checkmark that surrounded by blow nice privilege. the. The great though to watch twitter just like implode, and it was so lame to watch. Other people re tweet their old blue retreat. Their old tweets I hated that. You gotTa make it about the blue checkmark five burner. The burner exact it for you Leroy. Nervous when I told him Gimme me the keys to his fucking twitter account, he was like what are you GonNa? Do would like the most guilty response possible as like. I'M GONNA fire off three tweets, and you're going to get a couple of hundred followers. It was kind of Nice, though scrolling through twitter and not reading anything about the New York Times op. Ed Department the her first letter. Oh, like it was, it was cool. Politics were taken out of twitter. It was it was blissful. Yeah, I would actually be I. Would I would support who myself? If it meant that I could just scroll a website, not be angry all we're self-loathing white checkmark. I Hate I hate. I have such a love hate relationship with twitter, and it's become very much hate recent Trash website, yeah! All right, so that happened? Thank. You felt you felt awesome. Trick ones. It was a great moment, not chuck ones I was just like you know trying to interact with my friends, and you guys were unable to their Liam went to my instagram comments and it was like sorry about twitter row. Running up the score. Sorry it's fun what ended up happening with the hack the so they hacked a bunch of cromwell counts, and then said if you like reply to this or send me Bitcoin I'll send you double the bitcoin that you send me so elon. Musk tweeted something like that out. I, think Joe. BIDEN'S TO BILL GATES STILL GATE! Bill Gates getting hacked as TERRIBLE HACK! Did they make any money? I think the. Seventy grand or something that could have been a fake tweet. That could have been. Did he come from blue check. Modern is on fake or not really not are not up to speed this week. I saw one tweet. Those look at how much money this person's made disgusting. Are you going to actually? Retracting Will Smith and fifty cent. Yes wow, that's. Adamant I was I. I would change. Who is just one of those I had some self reflection I looked myself in the mirror and I was like you're not on your game, was it? Was it being in company of Steven Shay? That and then waking up to one hundred people tweeting me being like this was the most fake thing of all. Yes. That's a great field I. usually like you know if you check your mentioned and there's a common theme. It's like all right this is. Probably mistake just seeing a million of those I said Russell Westbrook had a triple double season duty was three. It was like okay. Yeah, I said what I felt, but then there was one LG thing to. The average well. The LG. Thing I mean LG is I don't I. Do not take back my disdain for not being figure out you LG's to blend. Yes, LG, if. I couldn't believe if you have Hulu, and you have Disney plus as part of your apps and you don't have espn plus now you see l.. I was so donald. LG Your fucking fucker. Yup, very rich, very disappointed all right? Let's get to fire fest. Did the fifty. Did He make that? Two fifty cent create the screen shot S. he definitely did. That's so dirty. Yeah, so it is kind of fifty cent, does he? Does he? He fifty cents fast and loose with his instagram. He will pose some crazy stuff. Remember he was blessing some guy a year or so ago being like this guy owes me money and just posting about him nonstop. He does not give A. A fuck. Don't get on a bad side of fifty. Best was the when I was doing the ice bucket challenge, and he just turned it into a competition between him and Floyd Mayweather, trying to get them to read wage it right? Yeah, right? He's brutal all right before we get fire fest, it is summer. It is short season. It is bird dog season, so bird dogs are the best shorts out there. it's gym shorts or the built in Silky soft inner liner that makes underwear obsolete. You also bird pants. They're comfortable all summer I wear them. On the weekends wear them at the gym. You can wear them anywhere. Bird dogs are the best shorts ever end to to zippered pockets, which is so so clutch when you're out trying to make sure that your keys don't fought your pocket or your wallet you got to zippered pockets. Go to bird dogs dot com right now. Enter Promo code take, and they'll throw in a free pair nunchucks. Yes, you heard that right nunchucks actually got my nunchucks yesterday you. You get an actual murder weapon along with your pair per dogs. 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You take one for you You got a dog thousand. Be Mine, and you now have to take to the vet and you are late to work. And I haven't been getting a lot of sleep so. But as you know big cat working with you for so long, it's is something to relate to like both being father's now not getting a lot of sleep. Yep, so I it's it's good to be able to be on your level and understand level of tiredness, and also you probably extra tired because. Your dogs headed instagram account for like three days, and already has like seventeen posts and eleven thousand followers. Wow, is he gonNA. Break News how? I was thinking about that yesterday. We'll see we'll see. We'll talk to you. We'll see we'll see. What are the veteran dogs committee Orman. It'd be good to have had norm. Is it normally Norman I? was telling you call it? Yoko Ono. It's breaking this fucking podcast up late to stop. WHOA WHOA WHOA. Let it out. Also, it's gotTa. You? That was also talk, Yoko. That was also Bordeaux on maybe an excuse. I kinda forgot about that meeting and blame the dog as to media. You set up, yes. There's nothing worse than getting a text like walking on my house and I was like. Are you here and like that's like the worst toxic like? No. You text me probably means I'm supposed to be here in this weird zone where I feel like everyone needs to relearn the rules to society, and how like be here for Workday, we opened up the office and we everyone. They sent on email and they're like. Hey, you don't have to come, and if you don't want to like absolutely no pressure. But there's been like eight people here. Like. Everyone's like Oh. Sick did having a meeting was crazy. We actually have a business meeting the other day. Yeah, it really took it. It's pretty much. We're this crew. Part of my take is like seventy percent of the office. That's weird to have to get dressed and put on pants to talk business. So I think that's I think you get a pass for that. Yeah, but please. Don't we call that a billy? When you just lie about why you're late, don't do that. I won't I won't trust me. It's been very enlightening having to deal with deal with that too summer. Yeah, but the meeting was about group, which is going to be very exciting more coming soon. Your Week is GonNa. It's GonNa. Be a little something different this year. Obviously because we can't go anywhere, go anywhere, but was fund will try to make it work all right t fire fest of the week is rice, university rice university has announced that they're going to open this fall, but the classes are going to be outdoors in a tent and you have to bring your own chair. It's B. Y. O. C. for Rice Oh. Yeah, so it's actually going to be like a fire festival. Hand Out Shitty lunches and Styrofoam containers blink one. Two's not going to be there most likely. That's complete. Also remember the day when you when hails class outside right now. That's ruined and it's Houston. It's used so in in September and October. You're going to be like we have class inside. Today's pleased. Bones fire fest taxes. Oh, I'm trying to do them. Ice Curves yesterday, right who days ago and there's. You might as well just give up. Though if you haven't done it now, give up. There's really no difference between not saying it now and not paying it ever right you already. Late So, what are you trying to get pregnant? You know what do you? Are you actually doing them right now? Who Okay well, let's walk through them. I need to I need to get another form that I don't know where to find it I. Don't know who to ask Oh. That's the worst when you're on turbo. Tax And it makes the irs website and download a pdf like. Would you just upload like a random piece of paper? I don't know then it's almost like homer. Simpson balling up taxes Roy intellect like. If You upload a PDF, it will let you submit, and then once you submit like you uploaded like upload. A blank piece of paper makes shit I hit the wrong thing. And then you get an extension to upload like a podcast audio file copes yeah yeah. A blank white piece of paper, and be like fuck. I thought that buses scanned in correctly and there's no I. Don't know who I literally don't know who to contact to get this, and it's the opposite and open, so I can't go upstairs in like. Ask someone who to contact the IRS No. Year Oh probably has. To do hack instead of putting that on there. You should just attach a prerecorded Monday Monday. You should attach J.. So a picture of would in Senate into the US government just troll them. Yeah, government loves me on. Tax this. Yeah here's your extension. Extended down to the floor. Okay all right, so do that. You any of those things. You got this our PNC which? It was rice, university versus thoughts and prayers to all the students that are just GonNa. Be sweating their sacks off outside. Yes, all right my fire fest! I have two one is. I've already been accused of killing the word glitzy and I was quick. I feel like I. It's just getting started glazes or hot hotdogs and have already been told. Hey, dude! It's not cool when you say it's. I've been seeing lizzy lot. Though recently I've been seeing glitzy memes. Glitzy pictures left and right I. Did lizzy become a thing, but I tweeted else again. mcglinchey gladiator and then coli are co worker was like dude we. We were hoping that we could at least get this through summer. Before you figured it out so sorry i. kind of killed that and then my other fire fest is I'm a father of two now so I. Have My son, my actual son and I actually have to housebreak billy football. I'm taking it upon myself. He's been acting out. He's terrible manners. I am going to if and I want this on the record, so pf Hank Jake Liam. If Billy does something rude to you, you can absolutely come to me and blame it on me. I will take on his for it and we will make this boy a man after what I've seen the last week and a half. We're GONNA do this as a team okay, billy. Okay! Do you have anything to say for yourself. I don't really know what I did wrong Teach you that I will teach you as so you get those guns. We ordered dinner every single night when we when we work late here and the food came and billy took the bag started rifling through. It took his food out started eating his food and just didn't take anything else out of the bag was like Oh. That's all the food and We're GONNA. Teach you manners. It's just simple matters. You not a bad person. It's just manners. I'm very open to growth as a person. I'm very welcoming. This is. Late everyday and to be fair. Billy did take his shoes off any wash them with his other close. Okay, so we got steps that we can do this. You're going to be the finest young man of ever created I'm very excited. Yes, I'M GONNA. Have you I? Want you in a suit and tie on. Sunday seriously yeah. Jake Scott one four. Good feel good feel good podcasts. That's a test by the way. After where suit? Yeah, HI, Billy! Did you were saying for Jay? Did you do the thing I asked you to do two days ago? His taxes. I ask you to do taxes two days ago with the Hashtag. Do you have a final? Off. He didn't. Like to report violations. The number Don t here's stopped at. A pre big cat fathering billie excuse he would say dude. Got You Cherry Coke today? He did he well. It was a cherry coke zero and billy to his credit has learned that he should show up with cherry coke. He comes in the office with things from Dwayne, Reed and then he's like. My job here is done pretty sure he just to go to Twain. Read anyways just to buy snacks. We got this dude. We got this first order business do. You two days ago. I will okay. Thank you your firefighters. My Fire Fest of the week, Had A. Pretty Solid Week. After all. That's that'd be. Crush knit were neck next home work I'm doing everything great. No complaints here. Guys all you lost. Your got one for you lost your whoop charger on the jet ski as well known. Charger I found UC. Charger. I've been hitting my head on the same board. Over yeah, It's pretty fine. No. Fire Fest the week for Saint. Thomas College in Minnesota. They are getting bumped up from d three to d one mean that all the d. three recruits who are sitting on the bench. On a D., three team or not having to play bunch of D. One schools now there's one athletes though, right. It's a benefit, but then you're going to be playing D. One athletes and getting dunked on, and just absolutely destroyed for the next couple of years until you recruit like d. one recruits spins on your sportscenter lot when you actually get dunked on by those good. Yeah, the Shawn Bradley Effect. Yeah well. It's just been a great week for me. Okay, you're crushing it. Good Year. Here's one thing I don't have to work with you. On is your confidence. That's sat knows really kind of waiver. Yeah, no, it's actually do need to use dog whisper techniques on him. So what seasonable on says is when you enter a room with your dog, you just you don't make eye contact with it. You make eye contact and greet everybody else all the humans in the room get their hallows, and then and only then you go to dog, you scratch upon the or you say. He also says three things that are happy. Dog needs that happy. Billy needs his on your dog. In this order K, there's exercise which billy's been doing. I think we don't know. He looks kind of fat, but I think he's. Dropped tweet recently. Intermittent fasting fastest reason why I'm going through the food so quickly, 'cause. It's my first meal the day, okay? So you should be gaining weight well I have a lot of muscle. Okay, so number one is exercise I one hundred percents, squat and bench more than anybody in this. Because of that I think that makes me Alpha, so disagree number two is discipline. We need to work on us. You know what we need to look ourselves in the mirror, and maybe we should. Do you know how they put Cesar Milan puts those vests on dogs. Make them think that they always have a job and they're always working. We should get billy dog vests. Yeah, just making have like water bottles in it all the time. Yeah, so he can carry the. Underneath his Saint Bernard underneath his Chin Yeah just yeah, just a barrel of a milkshake that you'll bring it around to US and number three's affection, and then only only after you complete step, want him to do we give? Then then PFC will kiss on the lips no. Score seventy nine. Seventy five. billion. We got this man I'm having amazing time. Billy, let's do really love you. We wouldn't. If if you if we didn't love, you wouldn't invest our time in you. I'm serious about getting work done. Though when you also everyone online, be nice to billy. Let's go positive reinforcement for a week. Try a week of positive reinforcement for billy. Everyone treats. Online. I notice. All right before we get to Kenny the Jet Smith. 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He is Kenny. The Jet Smith who? Okay. We now welcome on a very special guest. Two time NBA champion inside the NBA on TNT Future Hall of Famer as a commentator, maybe and also he has a basketball camp, a virtual basketball camp jet academy that is giving a Vir- virtual basketball camp lessons right now with NBA wnba stars. Let's start there. We'll get into everything else what? What are you teaching, everyone? Can we sign up for it? How old you have to be a lot of questions also. age-limit honestly. With a pandemic social distance. Thanks for having me on guys, but you know. Basketball camps will cancel my kids cancer canceled. Like what are we going to do, so I thought. Why should the development if you want? From Red Ball to. High School Team I WANNA be a great prolific I. WanNa make my a you team. Washington development stopped so I created the. The, Academy! Jet Academy. And what it does is it's an online. It works on any device anywhere anytime. Oh, you need to sell service a Wifi and myself Kemba Walker trae young Victoria deepal Olympia all-stock. Brianna Stewart the WNBA MVP Brittany Grind. We become a personal trainer for our. And our have a date, but what differentiates guys instance live so you can ask questions. You can upload your video and all you have to do is go to Jet Academy. Camp Dot Com explains everything you come in logging, and we could even make you guys players. Players JET CHAMP DOT COM. Do you have? Do you have anything in place? Though like? If I were to sign up, can I ski I'm going to skip a couple of the drills one I when I run out of gas and then hop backing at the end. Do you have anything that for for guys like me? Who you know we're going to cheat those guys those guys. I've seen through my whole career. They cheat themselves. There's guys. Who cheated on spreads their whole life, so you just joining a club from it joining the club? Academy Kamchatka. Of getting real close to the line when we're running suicides at the camp, and I would get super close, but I wouldn't ever reached out on all the way. Touch the line, and then my favorite part of any summer basketball camp was the last day when they handed out awards and the camp counselors. We're trying to figure out okay. What do we give the ward for? The kid is not very good and they had to like an award for me every year I think they gave me like best at taking charges. Are you giving out like paper plate awards at the end of it, I do have everyone participates risk. Things that we give out, we do not give paper plate awards, okay? So the. Real I think overall again. It's just a pull back behind the curtain. Of what these guys are what we've done I always thought for me. The summertime if I didn't work out individually I wouldn't made it into. The NBA not wasn't a games. It was individual work that I put in, because I knew what I needed to work on. So now you get the do side by side with trae young. Kemba Walker Victoria Depot Brianna. Stewart you get to go side by side with them and do the things that they. Got The man. That's the difference again. Jeff Kademi Camp Dot Com so for people who obviously are listening, not watching this Kenny's got an awesome flex going. He's got his grand piano behind him with framed perfectly with his emmys on either side of his ear. That just happens to be there right like you. Didn't. You didn't plan that I. got. There at the dinner table and His kind of So yeah. That that was their. Yes, so let's talk about inside the NBA because. Everyone loves the show. It is a cult classic. It's a ratings classic to people. People love watching it and I love shows like this because you know that network execs are sitting around the country, trying to replicate it and I've always thought the reason why it works is the chemistry that you guys have and you guys are truly friends. Maybe not shack all the time, but. You guys are generally friends. What is the secret sauce to you if you had to define? Why it works. Secret Sauce on people running behind the. Big, B Is the authentic be an authentic like there is no. I. You say this. You argue this point you take the right. He takes the left. It's all you feel being authentic to win. It is, so we all right. We're all GONNA be right. We all think differently. We're going to think differently. I think a lot of shows that I've been on. or at least try to have me on at times. You know they would say well. Can you take this point, but I don't believe that. Yeah but we just need a contrast now. I'm not the gotTa on a guy who really believes in that I. Think those are the kind of things that people read into. They understand not just arguing to argue, or would not just great disagree We love the game. We love the players inside again in a physically loved him. in terms of vans and Fandom, but we also take. We all Cook August, also consider. You're not doing this right or you're doing it wrong. So when you say just now, you say things that you believe there are authentic, so that means that what you said I think it was last week. That Lebron might be in your top ten all time. You authentically believe that. Yeah I think for me, my top players of all time and this we're talking about threats grapes like. Let's separate this with Doug threads of great mix, but you know. I'm old enough. To actually have seen these guys when they were in their superpowers, so I've seen Michael Jordan and superpowers. I seen Kareem abdul-jabbar when he was. Kareem abdul-jabbar the superpower. I seen them winning lew alcindor. I? Seen you know? The great be great so when I'm comparing it I'm like well. It looks very similar to what he's doing. Or even looked better at times, so I'm not going on a reference of highlights so if Directory to jump into the top five of all time for show what three championships and he's still on. He's not there yet in my opinion any. Willie re there. Yeah I think he will, but there now. I would have bill, Russell Michael Jordan will chamberlain. You know ahead of her I would. Personally me, so how long after you said that take did it take for worldwide west or Laurent's people to show up at your door? Stop and just knocked into stand there and just start like pounding fifty. Hey, Kenny, you know. We got to straighten this out. It, wasn't it wasn't even him? It was my twelve year old son. Fat Ever so we actually I did a instagram live with him on Sunday. like father versus son. He was telling me why I was wrong. And we have pictures of Lebron. He's like one of the few players that we have in the house. Likely the system and actually have a great deal of towards the A. backstory that you know about his mom and how he's taken care, my mom at times and said things you know, but I'm going to be honest with my I did Kareem abdul-jabbar all. Right now I would put. It, but like I said. It's great, but the Bronze Age objector. Has a there, but I had to deal with in my own household for yeah. Have you ever put out a take on inside the where you say you believe it, and then you hear from the player that you're talking about, and they object to whatever it is, you're saying and you ended up changing your mind, not in terms of something like. This is shot talk we're we're talking. You know who the greatest. TV But in terms of like. Content where it's like no, I actually said this about you in the game and I was right or wrong. Never never have changed it because I never say like. You, don't play without of heart. PLAY WITH CASTLE I. Didn't get back on. Defense are to the big board and I. Go here. It's like I'm I'm really backing most of my points up. With Film I very rarely jump into the bombers shop talk. WHO's the greatest of all time? You know that kind of stuff very rarely. We do that. We once a week, so we're covering a gain itself. We want every day. That's when you kind of MAG now is. Having. and. We still get into the MABASO. Talk and so was it a little bit different. Yeah, when you're getting after shack, can you tell his breaking point because I feel like he's had it a few times where he's been legitimately angry. You guys, do you? Do you know like right at the limit to wear? Be Like all right? Let's let's back up or does it sometimes afterwards like he's still pissed, I. Don't limit, not limit. Always. Push them to that limit. I want him to try I'm GONNA get into the edge. I'm GonNa get him where he takes off his jacket and ready to over the club. And as soon as he goes like this I quarterback. I I WANNA always good to that moment. especially with Chuck I want him to get there I wanted to kerosene. Just Wade becomes well gun. Not Birch yes, yeah, yeah, I like that. You're really good at it. At kind of being a stor on that show and you. You just said it right there. You try to get Charles and shack going each other more than you try to immediately get shocked. Upset you. What's one thing that you can say to shacked? You know we'll get under his skin immediately I have to disagree with Chop. I really believe in I agree with he gets mad at me and I'm like, but I really do believe this right so any time chuck and I on the same wavelength thought. that. What. What about something that will always get under chuck skinned? Do you have that button I? Mean I feel like he doesn't. He doesn't really care when people bring up the rings, argument, but is does that. Can you bother him with that? Or is it something that you would chuck probably most is? Social issues. So like it's not really basketball issue that Bob him, but if you disagree with him. You know I think that could get under his skin however. I love the fact that he allows our show to talk more than sport yeah. Before him, you know we. We were very adept bastable so now. We became very adept TV show. Yemen greatest basketball, so to one of the greatest TV shows tournament a, and and it's a testament to all your guys, character, but I also think you see it a lot right now. People are trying to figure out. How can you talk politics social issues while also talking about sports? You guys do it authentically where it's not it does. It never feels like we're being preached to. It feels like it's discussion I think that's the important distinction. The you guys are able to navigate in a lot of people aren't like a Lotta. Shows are not able to do that. You have to talk into culture like. How? It affects the culture doing sometimes all your life if you're talking about it from a third person party. It doesn't resonate. We're GONNA talk about social issues how it's affected me? House affecting you. And so the viewpoint becomes real, but if you say house affecting others and never going, bring a your point of view of how it affects you. then. It's fake. One thing I've noticed about the show is it seems like you go into each program with Kevin idea what you're going to talk about, but it also seems like you're very willing to kind of throw away what the plan was. If you guys get carried away or start getting hot about a particular topic, how far in advance do you do? You plan out the show and. Like how much of the plan the production going into every single program that you take? Do you think you actually end up hitting? Versus? How much is just like what's getting you go into the moment? We're GONNA. Continue down this path. I'm not into a production meeting in twenty years. I love it. Yeah, I read that where you basically got out of the second one you ever went to, and that was a genius. Move by you now I like because another GonNa Happen on a basketball haven't seen her been pot up so. It's really about analyzing what's happening like. I've really any trust as Jim Colleen, juicy trust that I'm GonNa pay attention with I'm not. Really up paying attention to think that you would never see you know, and then like you said we don't always stay on course because we would go. If I was sitting now, it'd be like okay. Why are you wearing? Sunglasses not is brighter for him and then. We would talk about your son. And while you wear sunglasses and he's not as a brighter there. I've got nine issue plus my eyes are so beautiful that it would distract from anybody. That's watching this right now. They'd just be focused in just trying to be like. How can I get with that dude over there and said paying attention to? Basketball points making I. I'm not saying what you just said. It's not true but I. Now I know why So, are you? Are you going into the bubble house amount? is nothing concrete, okay? But there is a plan for us. The possibly want us to go. I'm not so if it would help I. would life experience at the seat, but. My. That's my mind saying that, but my body is like why would do I? WanNa do right. So how do you you know playing in the NBA? Knowing these guys are now going to be isolated somewhat. From their families from the outside world. How do you think that's going to affect a team? That has to be there for like two three months. Do you think it's going to be? You know they're going to come together more or do you. There's going to be that lack of release where guys are able to go out and be apart from the team and let loose, and now they don't have that I. Don't know if there's any correct dancer. I I have no idea for me. I've been on. Select teams. That's been overseas for the whole summer. Way from your family. That kind of has that kind of feel and what you're running around with twelve fifteen guys all all summer so It has that feeling joint when you're in it? You know. The days aren't as long as you might think because you're practicing in the exhaustion practicing you like you need your sleep, you go hard and a lot of times. Those teams now gone twice a day. GAZA, come back during own individual work so that I. Kinda breezes baht. It's actually when there's less teams there right because then there's going to be space in between games with everyone's plan because when it will play out. Everyone's GonNa. Be Oh. Let Me Watch this game play. Let me go. But then when it's like now it's only six teams left fourteen. That's when that's this mental strain. Who Do you think it's going to favor more so a team that's got more of a veteran presence on it where they might not feel that each have to go out and party all the time, or are you know just go, you know, entertain themselves at night or a younger team that has more energy naturally, and they're able to bounce back and recover from games quicker. Well the party all the time is what keeps you motivated. GonNa lose no matter what but I think. Young teams having advantage because. The lack of experience plan on the road is no longer. True. Everybody's in the same boat is no fans. There's no anxiety of that, so you just Kinda go at so for me. I think the lack of anxiety to actually play on. The road is big I. I would assume though you also played with guys who they didn't really wake up until they were in front of a crowd. Do you think that's GonNa? Be Weird for them where the? Not Not, not not a great pleasure I played with. Didn't play great at other times so. Marginal Gods, yes, but not great plays would about shooting. Do you think that's going to be tougher to shoot when there's not a crowd behind the basket, or is it going to be easier? On I don't think that differentiates. Me Whereas. Again yes. I bet are on just US dancing around gambling. Tell us who's going GONNA win and that. The lack of exile is going to allow players that you probably didn't think would great players. Go Up. This guy's not bad now i. see what he's in the League at that level for because he's going to give extra minute because he's not going to have that away. Crowd or that travel or that all of the responsibilities of the basketball. They're gonNA play better so. If you want your thanks. Some guys are gonNA average more ten points that typically don't do you think Ben Simmons is GonNa finally hit a three. Oh without question. He'll shoot threes in this environment. He'll should seek 'cause. I T in his first game three. Is Yours getting? I actually liked it. I actually agree with you because I think that part of his not taking threes been mental in the crowd's reaction and everybody ought. Yeah! I like that a lot. Yeah, I'M GONNA. Absolutely hammer that prop! What player in the NBA right now do you think like? Is there somebody that you've got your eye on? When this guy retires? He would fit in really well with our group on TNT. Man You know. God bless. Kobe Bryant was one I was hoping and praying that he would come to ally. That would be the ultimate five. If we had the ability to have Kobe won and check on other. And just being able to combat the stories that shack always lies about. You know about the championship rides and then. I just got would've been the ultimate. Man, that would have been Odin it partner and it would have been a five-man desktop. Jackson Five. He would elevated US Ottoman. Famous going to a hotel. We would have been stopped me every segment. Because I'm part of the Jackson five and I wouldn't have been. we had horace grant on the show a couple months ago and we asked him about the famous, Nick. Anderson game you were on the rockets. Then he said that if Sanderson hits one of those free throws, that's different series. The magic probably win it. win the championship from your perspective. Watching that happen when all? Yeah, he said that that killed their confidence in the you know, there are a young team. And they had the game won, and that happens, and it's like Oh, man like this stage might be too big for us when you're watching that on the court. Like, is there a small party? That's like man. This is brutal for this guy. He can't fucking hit a free throw now. I wasn't I wasn't nervous to him out having 'cause I got to shoot the three tied up in an Giang Yeah, so. which kind of broke an NBA record on that for me, so not? I was not the and your competitive. You're not dealing sad for the other person. I'm nuts, but. I'm interested I said that because. I don't think they would've won a championship. Maybe it would have been closer right. They've built that way, but obviously it would have won a game because they didn't win any right. They would want one, but the reason i. say that is because. As a rockets week we play Phoenix that year. And we lost on the year before we lost two games. And we were up twenty both games. And came back beat us, and we were down three one, but that's what makes you. The champion is that you could take the adversity and go. No, WE'RE NOT GONNA lose confidence over this. You would be really hag handle, and we're going to be good because that's how we would have done. We relax. Kid He's GonNa Miss Four, free throw the Nick Anderson. Because again and again like that's how we would have been saying right? That's never happened. We will uh twenty. Four, three thousand one can have. These guys, that's the momentum of we would have had differently. So I I think that they had the mindset of a champion Yeah I. See what you're saying. That's a good point I. It's always what we would have been lack of A. Right. Encouraged. But not discount honestly, and it's always weird. Watching younger teams having that like fragile nature where when things start to go wrong if they haven't really experienced it at that level like you're saying. The, they can't really rebound from it. They can't be like all right. Let's figure this out. Yeah. because. Yeah I would've. I wouldn't big would have thought that I worked out that way I. Would you don't I definitely wouldn't? We're going to get back to the jet in just a second, but before we do WanNa talk to you about our great friends over at shady raise I'm rocking some shady. Raise right now. You've seen the part of my take. Exclusive Shady raise sunglasses that the best sunglasses that I've ever worn in my life. They're high quality shades for far less than expensive brands they have. 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You think that even if Jordan had been on the Bulls your rockets team would have been able to handle your business to take care of the Bulls in the finals for those two years. You still stand by that takes still I think Michael Jordan. The greatest basketball player ever seen in my life. But I don't think he had the greatest teams those two years. And the reason why the God that you were talking to ours grant was in Orlando then. Dennis Rodman at the time was in San Antonio so they didn't have the two pieces that helped them win the first three or the second. and. They weren't there? I think you know. I think the reason they lost Orlando. Even when Michael came back was wearing number forty five. And switched joining three. Not because he wasn't good, enough I just think his team wasn't good. because. Harsh in Orlando, so they were small shack, killing him inside. is operatives rebound petty posting up? They lost to wish we swept that team. So they just weren't good enough as a teen, Michael, still best player, but he's got fifty five I think he happens close thirty in playoffs that yet, so but if they were bigger. Man, they had they had Rodman I duNno. Rains like. I don't know Baby Napa. Without hard grant without. Rodman. Have done it. Are you concerned that by saying that? Jordan's GONNA? Take that personally and he's going to invent a time just to go back in time to kick your ass in the playoffs. I took I took it personally. They didn't put us more in the documentary. Yeah Yeah You played with them Jay obviously. North Carolina when you were a freshman. Did you at that moment? Did you know like this just different than everyone? You know you saw growth though Mike. Mike was the only player I ever met. That when I met her. As a basketball player. The things that he was his weaknesses. My time three years later, we were talking. Those were his strengths. Like I've never seen anything like that like. Oh. Really great jump shooter is ball. Handling is okay, knows the best things he does like what quake committee like it went from not being the best to being that I've never seen A. Lebron is great. you know I don't know of his weaknesses that he came into the League Kobe And going, he's done eight at at times as well. Yeah, it's just a basis. you know magic? Magic wasn't a great three point. He became a better three points you, but it wasn't like. He became the best shooter league. Like, Michael became the best. Like that to me separated him than anything else. Yeah, the adding on every summer of being like Hey, I'm going to add this to my game. Adding Yeah. We're talking about. It's your strength yeah. We had the sky, Hook, and then all of a sudden you go. No, no, no. When he left the League, he shot threes better than anyone. Yeah! What, what? Why do you think that a chemo? On. Maybe one of the most underrated guys of all time it feels like he doesn't get discussed in the same way when you're talking about all time greats, but he was an all time great. You know. Without question top Levin that. Player ever to play the game. But you know the social media you know the. been have a Nike tonic deal. ME. Doesn't exist anymore. You know I it just. Revelation this never like socially people didn't. He didn't embrace that right in that era so I think that's more than hang out, but long as he asked me on television, I'm. Hyper sprays is all the time. Yeah, you're the perfect height man so there's a lot of talk about you. Joining a front office I think even admitted that eventually you will. It's not a matter of. If it's a matter of when you also said I was reading an article that you said Every team in the League has told me something. They've told no one else, so you can't prove it. You wanted to go down the list. Like what have the cavs told you that you? They've told no one else. WHAT YEAR JUST Saw T. For me. It's kind of like. I. Always get the call and saying. Also by get. The differences. I taught the runners agents, players, general managers and owners on the no woman over the course of time that has that wealth of information that consistently needs to use it so for me, you know. I. I knew I knew Brennan was going to be number one. Did you. Try to talk him out of it. Now. It's not my job because that wasn't a question. I only answer the question that'd be. I don't i. don't work so. You Go. Do you think it's a big I'm not GONNA go? Yes, or no, then I'll say yes. No, but I do you know about what his weaknesses because we're digging about taking him number one. What's? Restriction Weakest Yeah. You gotTA. Be really specific to get information. Everyone Outta me that I know I'm not GonNa, say things I hear that you should know also okay so specific question. What's one thing that you were told before everyone else that turned out to be true that you didn't get like maybe credit for breaking the News, but we'll let you will allow you in this moment to be like. Oh I knew that before Whoa J- I knew that before shops I knew that before everyone well I'll say I'm not really a breaker of news right? I don't like that I don't get like. This trade is about to happen I get. This what happened in practice? What should we do with this player from players? Point of view how we disciplines got what would you want? A AS A. Player, how would that make you feel players? Call me and go well. This has happened me with ownership housing I react to him. This way so I don't look this way or this I need to get this message outside of want it to look like. You know doing this on a team and this is not really so i. get more that than like the secret sauce of who got traded. Okay I get the information that makes you makes that would make you a better player, T or organization. That's what I that's. The information that I usually get asked about. Why have the information that you need to do that? Okay, let's drill it down even further than so. We're good friends with Blake Griffin. That the LOB city clippers. Why was the demise of the LOB city Clippers all Chris Paul's fault. I don't know if it was all. Boy I I don't know that that's accurate. scratching his vision. He's looking up. That's accurate. I would get like if that happened. Let's say in that time. I would get a call like. I'm having an issue dealing with. Let's say let's say if it's Chris or this didn't happen I'm just saying how hypothetically what happen. I will get call from Chris and he would say well. You know. I'm dealing with my big and and this is the problem. I'm having everytime I. Give Him this information. He's taking it this way. What's a better way to do it? Systems Science. Now I already know that there might be some information about some friction, but I'm helping solve okay I'm not getting a call like Yo. Chris Paul's. Not. Say It on TV I'm not getting that call. Okay, so how are so? Let's go to something real. That was more of an inside joke, because we always just try to have blake. Griffin's back the KYRI Lebron fallout. Give me some information about Blake. Okay? I want told him to jump over the car Oh. Hey They gave me as a dump consulted. Consulted and I, the wrist original donkey. WAS GONNA dump. A. And throw it up in the air though you in Doug over. But because the had with Kia. They made them use the kit. That's right, yeah good. Yes. I think Blake said that he wanted to jump over a convertible initially and convertible. Yeah, convertible Bentley I think he said that on our show, and then he got county came in with the idea. Nice and I'm GonNa Bring and I said I want. Acquired singing. I believe could be like the preacher. And I did the whole height man thing and he came out. I believe I can fly S.. Choir at, he jumped over moments so all right so so background stuff that Kenny Smith knows kyri going from Cleveland Boston and Boston to the nets. What has been going on? What have you been hearing about? A guy like Kyri and did you see? That happening now again, that's. That's. Really because he had soon right. Stephen Hey, you're still thinking of as. A negative call God. Like. It's also positive dot process that calls. It's like I'm in this moment. How do I get better? You know it's not always discuss sucks. How do I get rid of a train them? What would you do? It's more like. Man We just drafted. We traded for Kyrie right. How like as a point guard? Put in place to make him flourish. like I will get that coal so. Yeah I see what you're saying. What about so it's more. How do I make my organization better now? Always? How do I tear down the Guy Next? Would you ever make a call without them? Reaching out to you like. Would you ever call James? Harden and be like? Hey, maybe don't get sick with the flu before this playoff game next year. I very rarely offer. Advice to players. Management, I would call. I would call a general manager and owner preteen president. You know their relationship because I know how it feels as a player, a player should always first line of Defense always be as coaching staff. When you when you when you bring that into it as A. Personal around him or knows him then. You're. Colluding the environment. and. That's not a good. That's not a place that. I think I should be. I should never be a one that could pollute the environment. Based on no I do have tenure I. Do have relationship so. I, never call a player I. Ever like I never look at the game and go. Yeah, what the Hell do you not like that? Call? Now summertime. Hey Bo. Financial guys. Whatever it might be is this guys is accurate over short I'll legion the right direction, but I'm never in the middle of it going to pollute your team because I. Don't know how you got to that place some time. Through your practice like have you been in practice doing the right things that you have they the interactions sometimes I don't know how got. Looked at him. Okay I have one last question. It's actually my most important question. I'm very curious. What is the buffet seen like? Behind this be you know before inside the NBA or when you guys are watching games. What's that like? What are you reading? What a shocker shack and Charles! Just going to town I'd imagine it's pretty good, right? Behind you, it's the weights as having brother. happening. That phase pretty heavy. It's It's a smorgasbord of different. Ethnic Foods. It's. Not Sometimes sometimes you go gates talion night, it's never just time number just agent night. It's everything. It's sold Food Asian, Italian! It's it's. It's a collection. Never has TACO Tuesday. Do you ever. Do you ever like? Are you ever sitting there in all? Can you tell when shack or Charles are in zone? It's like damn. They're putting it on tonight like they're going for. It I have to be careful. Not to put on my fifteen crown curve. With the. Because it's so much around, and you just walk by SID cupcake. On his, you know, see a pizza. Pasta sliced pleats. Then you just grab it because it's nervous eating. Apple, not that nervous eat around those. Is there a hierarchy in terms of who gets to hit certain parts of the buffet? I do people have to wait their turn? See Differences is not a buffet we have. Competence to order at any restaurant. Oh, like that. It's COP lot. WHO's the captain? Though who's WHO's the guy who's calling the shots? And where you're ordering from the longest tenure so I'm always I okay. Offer many way. Yeah, Chuck's just adding on I love. Adding on the run is just hoping that they want to eat at the same place, either so he doesn't have to go eight places, but he's typically go on and five restaurants. That's perfect. That's that's like we have a mini version. was invented and post been it because of us. Yes, yes, we do something similar where we just sit here and we just have. Our night is deciding where we're going to order from. We only usually do one or two restaurants, not five. We got up our game. This has been Awesome Kenny O. One last last question is Jimmy, Butler top fifteen player. In the NBA now, yeah. Mel Time? I mean. Without having a list in front of me, yeah. Definitely. Top. Father this position, okay. Questions Yeah probably around twenty five. He's definitely top position Listen well four in his position. It's true and it's young. It's not it's not. It's not ten gone. It's better than Jimmy. Butler at the two lovers. This was not okay. Okay, that's a longstanding beef. We have the show. It sounds like you're saying. He's anywhere between between six and twenty five at his position. In the NBA yea. Since wait retired top to barnes and. That that's kind of. Where you have to Kinda start. Yeah sounds like you're saying six tenths. Of Out of like no one really cares for. Player. He's definitely in there. Yeah, he would be. God and I'm GonNa sort after and Goget. I'm also. What if I was running a team? You will be God. Go get which you will be someday Kenny this has been awesome. We really appreciate it. Man Checkout jet, Academy go ahead. Let me get locked before we let you go, so we can make some headlines. GimMe your guarantee. Who's winning the title this year? I will say that you know before it started I would've Lakers clippers. Wherever wins Milwaukee. I will say one of those. There's another team that will be an NBA finals besides those three who okay. I don't know because I got to see I. Some guys, my have guts. God's got beards. I might not recognize her yeah. So, you're GONNA have different last names on jerseys like I gotta figure out WHO's. Young. But it will not be the people that were leading the way. Days Okay so we're just GONNA. Take Liberty with that and say that you're predicting the nets to win. The NBA title nets bellicose I would say don't be surprised if you see Denver Dallas. Or Boston in the finals. Noman is made stack good. That's good headline there we go. We appreciate it Yeah Jet Academy. Sign up if you were trying to get better. No Age limit so you can go back to school and. Kenny there's been awesome. We really appreciate it man and Dot, com, come on baby, I gotcha. Okay, all right. Thanks, man appreciate it. Thank you thank you a man who? That interview with Kenny. The jet was brought to you by Ziprecruiter. If you're a business owner, you've got a lot on your plate right now, and that's why you should let ziprecruiter handle. Recruiting Ziprecruiter doesn't work for you. They're smart. 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They don't have basically anything that you need to get back. It might not open on time, but I still think we're going to get NFL I'm not very confident in college football after reading the statements from Sankey of the SEC. And from emerged from the instability. It's so bad that Rick Pitino's the only one who's making sense Rick Pitino. Keep saying we need to push the college basketball season to January first so that we can somehow preserve March madness replacing now big delay Guy Rick Pitino is the guy who's speaking the most sense don't like. Unfortunately. It feels like everyone in charge is using our brains for this where they're like saying to themselves. Let's just wait a couple of weeks and maybe this will go away. You'll just stop. Yeah, maybe you're literally using our logic and we are dumb. fucking people I think that the NC double A. Probably had something to do with the twitter shutdown. Because then all the white check marks out. There were not saying. Saying all the doom and gloom stuff about it, not happening, so there's just reading the Tomlin. They're like. Yeah, that's awesome. I think we can make this happen. It's so bad that I've I've read all these statements and everyone talking about it and I'm like wheat. You're thinking like me I'm on idiot. Yeah, the reality is that you learn this as you become an adult, but nobody has any idea, what the fuck! Right whose version and charge we need someone to figure this out to keep football, but yeah. Pretty sure the NFL's running the same exact playbook where they're like. You know what August I is so far away and they've been saying that in the last five months. Guess what August is two weeks. No, we need. We need some sort of Dr. Feel like they're having enough. Czars in the news recently if Roger Goodell just appointed. A Kovar. To make all these decisions form then at least at that point, he's like it's off my shoulders. I've got my czar telling me what to do. Yeah, and it's just a lackey for him. The Czars just is just Simmons and Sal. Yeah, talking on a pocket. Basically, that's. Mike Greenberg be the. He yeah works to all right. So that's happening. I don't know. College football. I'm bumped, but all right we're supposed. We're GONNA. Do the thing we're most do it's it's it's gonNA figure itself out. It's going to happen. Listen to figure selfless college football. Something's going to happen last week. Of August, we're going to have week zero. Did you hear about this? Vaccine is going to happen would happen. There's the medicine that some people on twitter say works perfectly and other people say doesn't work at all open air. Yeah, coronavirus can't live in the air or it goes away in the summertime summertime Han heat. It's good I'm actually starting to talk myself into the idea that maybe springtime college football might even be Cooler I. Don't know why, but I'm just convincing myself like. Maybe maybe weekends are just strictly for NFL this year, and that's by the way one thing that we haven't thought about the implications on fantasy football. With like players that might be testing positive later on the week. Never Corona waiver waiver wire is going to be intense. Matthew Berry has probably just been heads down. Just coating brand new application reading about all this stuff, yeah! Michelle Obama's got a podcast. Coming Yeah I just saw that my. What's happening? Who she voted by spotify? Is She co hosting or is? Is it just strictly show? We're fucked. canceled canceled PMT we have bubble talk. Dwight Howard Kat without a mask snitch line. The stitch line has been popping I do not know why the NBA is not giving us a livestream. This niche line like when a bald eagles about to have a baby. Just give us some. Give us windhorst sitting in a room. You just picking up the phone and being like Oh, Dame Lillard! Would you say White House on wearing a mask? Okay, Cool Yeah I. Think tweet Howard Probably Snitch on himself. Just wanted to break. I! Have a feeling is Jeff Van. Van Gundy in the bubble. I would assume because he's going to call games. He'll probably be there. Yeah, so he probably Shaam for for now finally getting back for his brother, then join twitter recently. He's electric, so you might as you got to see his cookie tweet. No, that's that's what a sentence as I. pull this up. I'm just GonNa make a prediction. Oh, I did see that they're going to ban players from shocking beers on camera because it's probably like insensitive I'm waiting for that to happen because. Trend where all the players are shocking beers It's also a very funny trend to watch NBA players when you take away their ability to move around and be like they're. They're richer than everyone, but they can't spend their money. They just resort to being college. Kids ca just. It's great like it's. It's basically like the walking backwards in evolution like Oh. What do we do? I don't know shock on beers if you. You Walk into a supermarket and buy store bought cookies. Would you really by anything? Other than Ahoy seems like such an obvious choice to me? No Stanford Yeah Stan I would say Oreos, maybe nice double scenarios, sweet store-bought. Yeah, he just blinded by the toy. What about Tate's triploid chew hates like everywhere? I would say chips Ahoy. We double stuff. oreos are the goats I. Need a crunch in mind. I chips Ahoy EMINEM. Crunch all right, so that's bubble updateable. Only they're more of like A. Like a precursor to a power bar. Yeah, they're in the cookie. I'll put it this way I wouldn't believe. There's a lot of stuff. I wouldn't be shocked if If. You cut into a shoe. And it was a fig newton inside. That would not really surprise me as a frosting sandwich. I'm out. Say what you said again. PF T and then I'm going to say what I'm about. No, I'm just saying like a FIG Newton is a cake. Yeah, okay, agreed. It's it's a weird. frosting sandwiches sit orioles, not a cookie. Sandwich there's. No It's a glitzy. It's cookies. Is Iglesias Sandwich? Cookie it's not one thing I. don't care about your Google. What. Pastry Fig Newton. Yeah. It is, it is a type of guy that's on me. That's all I told. I I didn't tell them tight the pastry. Kidding with you. fucking great day out. PODCAST. Knowing. fucking favorite tank. Really fucking Oh went off on. Chad. Can help. Give us go. Billy. Get Sixty seconds here on the haters. You can put me in the hater group. I I knew it I'm not gonNA, do it? Wow, see he's. Bigger man that's good. Some say even too big of a man. You know what you just did. That was like taking a aggressive dogs food away as they were eating and he just let you do it. Yeah, you didn't Bite my hand house. Good buildings awesome all wound. It's a good boy. Good Jar Hill. Guy Yea Cook I. What. No, they're there. An oriole you talk about can Oreo, and and took you know the top part off. That single black chip is a cookie. Are you saying orioles? Orioles cookies of frosting sandwich. This is the most disgusting thing you've ever said Hank Billy or Oreo cookie you would. DOUCHEBAG gets hey. You're the fucking. That eats you eat them every single day. Yes, ICE CREAM SANDWICH! Cookie. Cookie. Cookie the OREO. It's the same thing. Yes get that billy. He's still. Get it. Hang crews, matter in this society. Okay? An ice cream sandwich has malleable bread on the. It's like a chocolate bread almost on the outside ice-cream cookies in between. Kochi, which it's a cookie, Oreo is no. No. That's not ice cream in the Middle Austin. Dried. Is it a free? It's a free is a oriole fried ice cream sandwich, yes. Thank you? We need sports packs. Even talking about. Chicks perfect ending talking about hey. Do. You ever wash an ice cream sandwich before you. Know. Would you wash Norio? Yes different things. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Try Yeah get some orioles. Orioles. Delicious it's not why truck try it because he's a weird because it's the same as milk. No. Hey. You doesn't scream in either Liam we want. You start to make your stomach weird shit, lactose intolerant Jake. You don't eat ICECREAM. Billy is spreading fake rumors I screamed sometimes. I, don't like test my stomach with weird shit. Cream is wheel. We're just the fucking Everson Orange Orange County, choppers guys yeah. Across. The only was actually mad at Liam because he thought Leeann was lactose intolerant. He thought that that was a Beta trade. Why don't you ask? It makes me sick. Yes, he's lactose intolerant. You're just a tolerant. He's lactose internally, okay? He is if it makes them if. You. WanNa call soil coma soy. Hurtful. Toyed call, don't call soy online. Do not do that. That's my. Ask. Your Sawyer Online. Chat again hop onstream. Play some fucking wards Russell Soy. FUCKING SOCK! Okay, so here it is everyone, please. Do not call billy football, soy online coma, soil, man. Yes. I legitimately couldn't do anything for the guys. My hashtag worked I was supposed to do come on time. Your? Lack of work ethic on being called a boy cyberbullying biggest soy thing that you can do is lame, not being able to work on being called the best part about. If you just keeps. Talking will step in, and you said you get into a PF. Do two days ago because people are calling you soy no I really don't know what to do anymore. We, you know I I, don't I? Don't what I'm so you do nothing like there's nothing for me to do. Get The die. Show dykes legitimate like think about it, okay? I have a firefighter in my head. You're in my head. You talk on a show and then there's nothing shogo. Talk. You have to sit there occasionally. Chime in something fun. Give us your thoughts right. Billy output. Just give us your thoughts. You know what here's what we're also going to do really well. How about you start cooking for? I cook all the time. I Don I, could ever really I'm GonNa give you. My credit card in your cooking for I will cook for you guys every day. Okay, perfect when we're having dinner. You're going to cook it. Okay. I'll cook dinner every list of three things that your best at cooking. Hotdogs. lizzy stake. Okay. No, you don't see them as well. You know what let me talk. Through. With those. You'RE GONNA. You'RE GONNA. Give me I want to be no carbs to. Host hostess, all right perfect. That will get you back all right. That is our show guys on chicks. This. This is a perfect ending a perfect. Lucy Funny Shit. No, this is a perfect ending a great debate about cookies and billion talking about. Yeah, I don't know that's the point is like this is a perfect way to end the last week before sports start. You know what we have seven days until sports. Yes, okay, so we've we've made it. When you wake up on Monday morning, we will have sport. It's at ports. Week it's sports. That's it all next week and part of my take is sports week by throwback cod. Dedicated to sports. Who would have ever thought that like? There'd be no sports you know. Did you wo- do. Now, like always has been damn. They get into sports. It's like a it's like a non. Lake it's always there. Put then boom. No sports say love you guys. Love you guys billy want you. Kinda just talk over? Take on me. Love Goes. Along I don't actually. Think people call me a Soyuz? Infecting my job. I saint. Sports! Sports for I think about this year like you're seven years old. Like sports is like the biggest constantly life because you understand it. Because you don't really understand the. Government or the school? Pushes sports and then there's like go like. Day enjoy sports, but then you never think oh. Foods going to stop. Sports are going to stop the. Light and then it stops. In now you just did a podcast room with. Six dudes. And you don't know what your job. Anyway. Birth. month.

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Shark Tank's Barbara Corcoran, Deep Dive With Billy Football, ARod saved Sports + Mt Flushmore

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Shark Tank's Barbara Corcoran, Deep Dive With Billy Football, ARod saved Sports + Mt Flushmore

"Until as part of my take we have Barbara Corcoran Shark Tanks Barbara Corcoran. Who actually after the interview? Like the so much. She got our personal email addresses. Tennyson emails saying that she loved US and wants us to come work for Barbara Corcoran Inc. This was probably about two months ago. So I don't know if that offer still stands because back and forth. Yeah Awesome interview with her We have billy football in new instead of Monday reading doing Monday. Deep dives with Billy football while Corentin last so this week. We're going to do a deep dive on bears. We learned a lot of bare facts. This is the only place you're GONNA learn a lot of bear fax on Monday sports. Podcast we actually. It was just fair to Piper nation. But we found out. And you'll come along. This journey with US Billie took us to a more interesting place overall. Yeah we we. He got all deepened bears. We found out about everything about bears. We have who's back in the week? 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Google play store today and get involved with cash. Okay let's go album. Pardon my stools presented by the cash APP. Download it using Barstool. You get ten dollars free ten dollars to ASPCA. Today is Monday. March thirtieth the final four sets. No it's not this. It's not really hurt me. I'm actually find during the week because I keep myself busy. And there's things going on. It's the weekends I told you. Guys the the difference between yes. Doing nothing is dead because all I do is nothing. So I get so bummed out on the weekends I wish didn't exist. Okay all right. Let's let's restart this because we're going through right now. Do My alternate cat I want. I want to hype up real quick answer. It was just going to be the a-rod Corpus solved corona virus. So we're fine. We'll be back in a minute because we'll sports would probably be back before you even know because president trump called up a rat on Friday night and I don't know to degrees business minds in the world's getting together how master of never ever testing positive for anything himself A. Rod boo up fact. That's yes. He earned his stripes. He's the he's the new Yankee captain in fact A. Rod. I think we could all learn a lot from a rod in these trying times and that's just like go back to Your Business Project success. You'll be fine. What do you mean project success? We're just doesn't success. I'm saying when you're a winners of all time A. Rod was great at alienating his teammates so much that he was natural so as a little story Rod. Pfc a little story about sports here era. People don't really saying I'm giving him be ready to realize a Rod. Every year would by every new player on the team every rookie. Who IS COMING UP? Three new custom made suits. He would do that. He take him to his Taylor. He by three suits and say this is how you have to dress. You're in the big leagues now. Kid and guess what that didn't get publicity because that's just the type of Guy Erez. How many Sushi met you big cat. Which say how many does he got you? I'll like fifteen twenty a Raj. Do that for all the doctors and nurses get them brand new personal protection equipment. Sure he will. I'm sure he. How do people find out about him buying suits for everybody? Because it didn't get out there. I just told the story was so I'm breaking news right now. Okay that's huge. Let me guess you up real quick because you are. I know that hank both had rough weekends. And I want you guys to be okay so like five minutes before the show started just wrote down some things that I love you guys ready. Sure Okay I love. The cat gave no way. Will this be love it? I Love Khaki I haven't watched it but I love their grounds air alarm. Put on the show I love that brings you joy. I love that you do it. Well tonight I was not happy because I'm by actually what happened. I'm just bumped Sunday's Balmy out is I all I can think about. Is the fact you know. We should be getting the final four right now. I'm telling you the weekends or regular big cats living in his turned into the new Santa Anita Racetrack. He's just like throwing horses. All over the place Hank I actually realized this day I mr yawns I really do. I miss the sound of a mis- how weird they are. It's like you know in goodwill hunting when Robin Williams is like you know my wife's farts I miss I miss. I Miss Baba's Johns I miss. I miss fits. My life is basically a series of yawns. Now so I'll just facetime you one day. Yeah I actually look in the afternoon I feel like I'm sick but I'm not sick because you know when you have when you actually you're sick and you stay home because you're sick for like a week and you have that feeling of. I haven't been outside. I haven't really done anything. I have that without being sick. And it's just as weird like kind of no man's land that we're all just living it for me. There's like a part of like the natural procrastinator. Likes to push things off but if it's like too long of a break right then I have nothing to like. Push it off till it's like oh pushed off a week and do it next week. Push us off a month and nothing's going to be going on in a month. I'm happy you brought that up because we've been thinking a lot about this. I like this whole two weeks. We've had often. It's going to go for another four weeks has made me realize that. I may never be able to retire because I'm like a worker bee that needs to be working except do you think. I could if I had the ability to still gamble on sports at night with that. Keep me working enough. Because that's just part. Is You have to Pay Your. You have to pay your gambling debts. No need to know you are saying what I'm saying. I'm saying like right now I would not. I can't maintain this life like I need to be busy. I need to be doing something. It's driving me crazy. It's driving my brain crazy but would if sports existed right now and I wasn't working would I be able to survive by just gambling at night and I think the answer is yes. I don't yes no. I definitely think that it would make all the difference in the entire world for four to Brian about even just sports but like any sort of live events happening anywhere just like I need life to be happening around. It's like God has put us all on punishment like God has grounded America or just the world. He's grounded the world because probably we didn't take like three thousand years of thou shalt not kill seriously is putting his foot down but that's what it feels like if you'll just like we're back in middle school when you weren't allowed to leave your room and you can have a TV in there. That's what this feels like an extended period of time. Yes it sucks. It sucks so haven't thought about reading but now well I thought about reading. Today I picked up a book and it's come to that I was about to tweet out literally come to this. I'm reading a book in there. No pictures but then I realized that all I had done was picked up my book. I should tweet that. I'm reading a book and I immediately put my book down to tweet it out and I was acquitted by. What am I doing right now? I'm tweeting that I'm reading a book that I haven't started yet. So yeah life is what happens in between cloud chasing the ad it sucks. It sucks but here. We are the only other stores that are sports adjacent. Besides a-rod saving America which I'm sure will happen very soon James Dolan got the big C the Rona and Knicks fans everywhere. Now were obviously not rooting against anyone. Who HAS RONA? We want everyone to be healthy. But Knicks fans. They did have like three minutes there where our Guy Shams tweeted that he had the Rona and then three minutes later was like he is not suffering or experiencing any symptoms at this moment in his fine in his Uber Mansion. Somewhere on long island or the Hamptons or wherever the fuck lives and that was like fans you could feel collectively. New York City couldn't get lower and then it got lower because they were raised for a minute. I'll say this about James Dolan in the Ronan scare It was a good test of everybody just to see like how cold hearted and cold blooded we really are and I think as Americans we pass it. There weren't as many jokes about James Dolan old. That's not that I saw. I don't think you'll own knicks fans due to provide the prevailing sentiment. Was I really hope that he's okay and I hope that he does everything that he can possibly focus on his health leading stepping away from the images taken on time getting the best. Put Him on a ship to Antarctica. Keep them totally. An isolation can't hurt US anymore. No I think I think this is one of those times that your twitter feed might be to. Nfl centric because there was a lot of people who are wishing for him not to get better off of it. A lot of expands like hollow. Were free so they pass the test. They're I would. I would actually BE WORRIED FOR KNICKS FANS. If they didn't have that reaction it means that they still have sports hatred in their blood they can still feel passion about the man that has given them. Su absolutely nothing for the last couple of decades. I saw more people reacting to the tweet said but he has no symptom angrily than anyone else saying anything worse than the no symptoms. Tweet comes up. That's when it's everyone's like okay. We can joke about this a little bit and it's good to go. You need to have that like all clear from Shams and yeah. I don't know maybe I do follow too many. Nfl accounts. Because most of the things I saw just people being like. I'm not gonNA comment on this but you know what I would say if I wanted to comment on it early. Cam Newton really should be signed by now as James is fighting the Rona. But Yeah No. I actually was happy. That Knicks fans had the reaction. Like I was like good. You guys still feel the passion. Because I've said this before but the farther we get away it's we're in this weird spot where life is so weird but every day that it's weird it becomes normal because like today was weird put. It's the same as yesterday so now. It's normal right. It's the new normal Ryan and I'm GonNa. I'M GONNA go back to what we talked about last week. We're not getting any medals or anything like that for sheltering in place in and that sort of thing first of all I feel like we should create a part of my take pandemic response to him and we can give out. Awards are t shirts whatever people who are staying in place because we do need to pat on the back end. It's not our fault because I blame. I blame boomers for giving US participation trophies. So we're used to getting rewarded for doing stuff. We we need a participation trophy for not participating in anything like a non participation trophy. We need to be rewarded with something like that. Yeah I mean I agree I've been. I've been seven mad about it for two weeks now. I want people to start telling US good job because I'm my brain is simple like that. I can't again continued to do nothing. And and stay in my house. If Andrew Cuomo doesn't get in front of everyone in his His Golf Polo Shirt. Tell me hey you're doing a good job. Keep doing it. Keep it up right needs. I need something I need the Atta boys in the form of his power points correct and I need Andrew Cuomo to open up a powerpoint and have clip. He come out and clube be like. Hey It looks like you're confronting global pandemic. Would you like some help figuring out who to give a pat on the back to hit up the millennial? That's what I need to happen right now. I need to feel better about myself. I duNNO I. I've been going to some weird places. I got into sleep podcasts yesterday. Have you listened to any sleep podcasts? A half he has just a person that talks until you fall. Asleep the mapping. Hey one well no. It's essentially the J. Mariotti show but intentionally he's shy. That was rick. Reilly he late me up for that one but if you listen to it. It's actually like bizarre stuff. Keep listening to be like. Is this guy hypnotize? Me and all he does is he just rambles on. And he's like don't feel any pressure fall asleep. But you're probably GONNA START FALLING ASLEEP. Before I do it. That's what I'm going to doing it just like competing against by soft to see how long I can stay awake listening to put you to sleep podcasts. No I've been doing the opposite where right before I go to sleep. I hop on twitter and click the trends about corona virus. And then just fill my entire body with like crippling anxiety so then I don't sleep. Well that's why I need to go to sleep at Super Hell's been really really good time into the morning. Hey Hey sorry about the infant dying and Illinois. That was only. I had no sleep that night. That was fucking cool. That's basically what I do every single night. So maybe I will try to sleep podcast. And then the other story that was adjacent to sports. What Sports Roger Goodell? Thank God who would have thought we would be in this spot. Where even the most adamant Roger Goodell haters have to say thank you? Roger Goodell for holding the draft in in in spite of global pandemic. Hake you have to jail fighting against Roger Goodell and even you have to say. Thank you for giving us something in these next in this next month. Yes but the way that he acts like he's above reproach and says if anyone comments on it or at him they're going to face harsh fines and penalties. How can you appreciate that? Because he's a wartime commissioner. Do that. We're at war against an invisible enemy and you need to have a unified front so you can't there's no time for dissent amongst the ranks in the NFL like do Jerry. Jones is already going insane right now. They're negotiating long-term deal attack right. After they franchise tag him like these owners are going nuts. They need a strong leader to keep them on the path to the draft. And we need to. We need to have some sense of normalcy. So give me the draft. Yes I agree that I'm pro the drafts I'm just anti cadel being like no one saying anything else. That's fucked up. That's exactly what he should be doing. Because guess what little Piss ants like you start being like. Hey Roger. We shouldn't be dealing this little drafting during a pandemic. We got you away and be like. Hey what people need. They need something. That's not crippling anxiety. Booklets writers how is by the way? How am I gonNA look? It's GonNa look wonderful on television. So let's sports is going to look really cool. And as the son of a United States. Senator if there's something that he hates it's draft dodgers like you hank okay so straighten up. Fly Right respect to shield. Please thank you phone line. Hank. All Right. I got to see the video. That old guy talking about Warren Sharp tweeted it. Yes Grandma Guy Century on what how like the NFL shield basically like risk going to jail for the shield so in that regard this interview that that inspired me to respect the shield and he said he said when he dies he wants to the NFL shield on his heart. I mean so it after that. It's hard for me not to have a little bit more respect for shield not goodell but because of that guy thank you thank you. Do you really not want the draft happened on schedule. I'm pro the draft. I wanted to draft like everything about that is good. I'm I'm all for. It's just the way that cadel then had to be like an issue would have anything negative to say about it. Like don't bother. That was the best part of. It is like if you're going to have anything if you'RE GONNA if you're gonNA say anything in the press that goes against what I want. I'm going to find the shit out of that. Goodell rates at the Great Hank. Anything that's close to what normal life looks like like Roger. Goodell saying you better not say one bad thing about me that I'm all for all we need an enemy. We need an enemy and normal life to return. Roger Goodell being a dictator is normal life goodell to deliver pizzas to every single general manager in the NFL draft night and they're not allowed to take a slice until he has a bite his. That's what I want. I want I yes I want fuhrer. Godot back in charge of everything and by the way I think every general manager in the League is freaking out right now because if we're being honest it's a terrible idea from talent evaluation side of things to have this draft when you can't go see him as impacting produce what's going to happen is it's going to give the teams that have that. Have their shit together. Such a huge leg up on every other team. That might not have like scouts all that stuff. So you're telling me. Pf T- that teams might screw up the draft. That I'm telling you that. Be True more screw ups in the draft this year than usual. All these not knows what they're doing. There's no no team has great drafts year in year out. It's genre is going to try to draft Jake from twice doesn't happen it's actually if anything. It's actually good. Because they all have an excuse for why they screwed up their draft which they were gonNA screw up anyway so it is actually going to be very funny to watch all these football guys excuse. A zoom meeting from across the country live during the draft. Like if you thought that the Minnesota Vikings couldn't turn in their draft cards on time before it was all done via gotomeeting dot com. Or whatever. Imagine Mike Zimmer trying to figure that out yeah no this is going to be the greatest success ever because guess what they always screwed up. Anyway I mean everyone screws up the draft all the time people. I mean that that was a little different because Cam Newton obviously as well. He might be a starter. But it was seven. Quarterbacks taken in the first five picks from two thousand ten two thousand fifteen in a starting job right now yeah but put the pandemic will probably screw up their evaluation. Yeah that's the pandemic is going to be in a very they're gonna try to be restarting. Drew brees the next fifteen years is why be a time for my boy? Sam Bradford to get back in the mix. What is is your team right now. No I know he was but he was the best quarterback in the NFL two years ago. Completion percentage wise isn't three years ago. I think yes All right let's do. Who's back before we get to Barbara Corcoran? Then we're going to mount flush more football on the other side of babs. Hank while as you start back gives the ozarks. Yes yes I don't watch the show yet. I'M GONNA turn I because everyone everyone says it's a good show me a lot a lot of people talking about it. I also same way where I couldn't like. Stop bring from calling him exotic Joe. I can't stop calling the ozarks get very frustrated. It's a good show. The show is mostly comprised of just Jason Bateman leaving places and then his wife leaving a place and then them arriving another place them. Driving away from a place mostly getting. Yeah getting into your car and driving down. The street is most show. And then when that's not happening. Someone's getting killed so it's a pretty good show. Yeah it's it is one of those shows that it's entertaining and I'm not going to give spoilers but it's I don't I don't like I don't feel for any. I'm not attached to any character like when you watch the Sopranos you get attached to characters when you watch the wire you task to characters. I don't give a fuck about any of these people but you watch it and it's like there's drama so it's good. I like the old man that lives with them. Yes okay that's also been watching hunters if you if you curious. Oh is it good started. That was pretty good to watch. GotTa Watch hate Nazis like us. We are the number one anti called it the vendors which has still has made no sense to me as I've been watching it but I enjoyed that comparison. What to be fair to me. I haven't seen the avengers the avengers but they fight Nazis from what I've leaned on line from memes about the avengers. Yeah the same show. And it's like it's it's like inglorious bastards if there were all superheroes but glories bastards if they were all glorious bastards as a TV show fuck PMT. What's yours okay. My who's back of the week is Britney Spears. She ran she said a world record in the hundred meter dash. She ran a hundred meters in five point. Nine seven seconds on a treadmill which is four seconds faster than saying bolt. I think ever did it. So congratulations to our queen. We don't need the Olympics right now. Britney Spears won them probably for the rest of forever. Because no one's going to break that record that's incredible. That's very very fast. I mean she's she's always been pretty athletic and a lot of haters out there. That are like well. No that can't be right because she just posted a screen shot of the stop. Watch APP on your iphone. It's like yeah and it says five point nine seven seconds on it and then she put a picture of her running on the treadmill so I don't know what the problem is here. Yeah I fail to see the issue. So who wins the race? Your Britney Spears. I think I think she could beat me. Let's put it this way. The raiders are probably going to draft her first overall this year receiver. By the way. Did you see I think it's I think Mel Kiper said Jordan. Love to the raiders. Which would be awesome. Because Jordan love is like the perfect huge hands. Big Arm guy. That the raiders like still still. Don't change much. Keep doing you raiders love. It don't get enough Cam Newton. Yeah I don't know I mean I guess I guess because you can't ask you might have something to do the fact that he's bad now. Have you seen his instagram videos? Always physical as fuck so. I actually did I. I don't know what time doesn't exist anymore but I did read an article where it was like Cam. Newton shoulder is not the problem. It was actually his foot injury last year. I can't remember if I mentioned that on this show. It's probably a combination of the two. Though it was actually like someone smarter than any of US did like the SH- mapped out his throws and it was all his throws to the right were his inaccurate throws into the middle and to the left were accurate so of his shoulder was hurt. He wouldn't be able to throw the laughs. It you know. Accurately it was basically his plant foot in the right to rose that were screwing him up. Which was the Liz Frank Injury? Okay so so. Yeah I'm doing. The problem was the foot. If you're Jon Gruden I think John Gruden's actually just gun shy about hiring any single. Nfl player that has an instagram account. After what happened last year with Antonio Brown true if he hears the term social media around a player that he's evaluate he's like. I'm out that social media. It's it's it's the devil's work I've been recorded against my will once can't have this again. Which was the coolest video of all time but wonderful? All right Whose back is my health. I'm getting back boys. I'm always back. I'm done feeling bad for myself. I got I got I got the vast I told you guys that look like a cop in the best or like a truck driver do right there. Okay so yeah. I would say looks like a bulletproof vest last week. Okay that's pretty sweet. How many pounds again that sucker right now right now they can actually get in. Get up to a hundred. Why don't you have one hundred pounds working me up there right the best? I got the tactical glasses for my eyesight. And then my got my altitude training mass skin. Yesterday John Lynch thing it limits the oxygen you can get in it. It basically just limits all the oxygen to your brain you suffocate yourself but you also feel like you're training at a really high out here so you're getting high or like eighteen thousand eight right now may eighteen thousand feet into thin air. Big Cat addition. I like it. That's cool. I just ordered a sunlamp. Today off Amazon is sick of being inside all the time. I feel like that's probably going to help a lot with with the depression that we're all going through right just like the Sun Fun Story About sunlamps. When I'm the worst luck professional look pretty much anyone in history because I got into the casino business. January of Twenty Twenty. And then. This happened but my other bad luck was. I got into the real estate business August of two thousand and seven and then the world came down but when everything was going bad and I was working in real estate My boss gotTA sunlamp. And he was like he was like NAM fine and he would just sit in front of the sunlamp like I feel like. You're not that fine so it seems like repeating itself so today. I ask to see space. I'm like are you okay fine. I'm just you know just trying to get a little extra structure okay. I'm grasping at straws. I'm just I thought that this was going care to all my problems like no sports. That's fine just go stand in front of the SUNLAMP for sixty minutes. Don't say a word. Yeah so yes. So history repeats itself. Were back here. This is really fucking heavy. I'm going to do my ad invest though I can already feel my heart rate. Goes UP SO fast when I put this vest on. It's fucking awesome and I got my fit bit too. I forgot I'm back in the fifth game. So it's like I'm all these things I'm just adding up. I'm going to end up being superman and look this. Check this out. See this terrible job. What is that? It's bad. What is that. It's a head massage. Okay Yeah you told us about to head massage. Kim. That's your brain going. You Definitely GonNa kill me. Here's what we should get electric shock thing that Trevor. Bauer uses to learn stuff fast. I'm down I'm down. I mean this one dot one I should have. It's like you know the old saying like never buy a cheap suit because it's just you buy cheap suit and it's cheap suit it's GonNa GonNa fall apart. Never buy like a cheap electronic thing that you have to attach to your brain because it will probably die. I think saying no. You've got to invest in you. Get what you put into it. Yes exactly all right. Let's do Barbara Corcoran before we do that. 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And she's an investor on shark tank. She's also a podcast. Her business unusual for podcasts. Eighty eight Barbara is her other What so so you have gotten into podcasting you just disappear. Fte which was I said this is. This is the art of the deal. You need somebody right off the bat. Now you feel like you're you have control over the situation not at all what it is. What are your shrink shrink now. I spent a lot of money on shrinks. They didn't help. Yes all right. So so you so your podcast. Tell us what what made you ever got. A podcast now is that we're not going and selling houses. We're not going to do in real estate deals. Why are you doing this to us? Because I'm better at it than you are. And that's the truth that okay. You know everybody's got this sweet spot you know. We're good at certain things. Were better at certain things. My sweet spot is I give great advice. I always have and I think the reason for that is. I've walked a lot of shoes. So you can pay your local shrink for advice. It's all theoretical. I've walked it eaten. It done it gotten over it and I give Great Advice. Such a skewed damn good advice. I know that it's harder to do Make a million dollar real estate deal or record one podcast. Oh my God. A million dollar deal is so much harder you have to put in long term effort. You have to get a whole team of people cooperating. When you have a podcast taught in one person you say whatever you want. It's easy okay so I get this question so the Putting in doing like a million dollar deal when you have it all set up and it falls through at the end. Are you able to get over? It quickly is that part of why you've been successful or do those kind of things linger on you honestly. It's not just me. I've managed Silsbee my whole life. Had a thousand salespeople I could tell you the top ten out sold out earned ten to one what everybody else was doing and when I really analyzed over the years what the secret ingredient is wasn't the connections it wasn't a personality wasn't anything it was exactly what you just said how long they take to feel sorry for themselves. We'll do I mean we're not we have blood and Avin's but it's how long it takes some say. Oh poor me and get right back up. It's like my best people including myself had average high. Iq's or maybe even on the stupid side because you too stupid to lay low and get smashed and that takes a certain personality type and that is what gets everybody overall failure not just real estate deals at the magic. That's the magic of people who succeed. I really believe that God actually is very that works for what our favorite sport football we talk about it all the time that you want to have that perfect amount of intelligence where you're just dumb enough to think when you throw a bad interception that you can get back out there and it'll be completely different really like to to to and be like you know what I can. Just forget about this. Not over analyze it. Sometimes there's quarterbacks or players that are too smart for their own good were they actually think over think it and it's paralysis by analysis. Of course yes. Rosen's football player everything I think you're not lacking in confidence is anyone said you're lacking in confidence. But I think I'm not. I don't think I'm going to be a good football player. Outta see. I've always thought that so I. I had a background in sales. I sold pretty much anything into the map. You name it. I slammed it. I was the best salesperson. I could be right after I sold something else. Why was that because you were bouncing off a high thought. I'm a mighty man you check. I can do anything. Yeah Yeah you've not work. Yeah work really well for two deals. Maybe no no I sold. I sold cats. I sold US dogs. I saw Christmas trees. I sold portable air conditioners software. Used cars and you know. Yeah yeah single one. Let me ask if you're such a good salesman. Let me challenge if you're such a good sales. And why don't you hop from product to product to product put sales people? Don't do that because there's a cap on my commissions. When I was selling cats also moved up to dogs and then Christmas. The higher the ticket item the more money get paid also. I found that the higher the ticket the higher the dollar sign on whatever it is. You're selling a lot of times it's easier so the expensive thing is sell the cheap to and why is that because the customers that charter by a cheap thing. They're focused on the price and they'll just walk away at any given second customers that want to buy an expensive thing to focus on the other stuff that you can highlight for him. You got something. I'm curious about you telling me that you went unsold high price shit to people with that haircut. No Timur back. That's a good point. Yeah I wouldn't buy anything right now. My own customer would be kid rock if he needed like a legacy software upgrade then I could hook up. Oh yeah of course you could use it work when you do like the When you try sell something like this is a million in one dollars or this is nine hundred. Ninety nine thousand nine hundred nine because it works on me. I'll not necessarily real estate. Boom you selling product. It works as magic points. Forty nine ninety nine is a is a perfect price an who. Yeah all right. But if you're going to sell real estate nine eighty versus eighty no when you go over a million dollars. It's a different category. People search differently online. So that's a problem. So I guess his brackets and everything that it would be easier to sell an apartment for a million and five dollars as opposed to selling one for nine hundred ninety thousand dollars. I will tell you one thing. I negotiated many deals in my life and I would be advising the buyer and I never let them go in with a nine ninety or for I always said put in at nine hundred ninety thousand and forty five dollars or some shit like that. Why because what do you think the seller said why that Price Kosovan it? So much careful thought they've really arrived at exactly the value. They WanNa really come in the sweet spot. This is what they have to offer and they mean it. That's taken seriously. Well forty five dollars but it made an incredible made. It seem thoughtful at offer. So you not far off in what you're asking. You have to really be creative in what you are. I would assume that at some point. Well I'll give you an example so I worked in a bar at one point and in this bar. They had a Margarita. They'd probably five different types of Margaritas that range from seven dollars to fifteen dollars and then they had one. That was one hundred dollars. Wow and don't tell me they sold a lot of those suckers will I was talking to the owner and he was telling me like what when it was all the most expensive ingredients the most expensive Tequila. They could buy and in reality if they if they had the same margin on that cocktail as it did on the fifth one. This should only been charging about seventy dollars as the market went on it. But they would so more of them if they charged one hundred than if they did seventy because people are like fuck. Yeah hundred dollars. Happy to let's go bragging rights for the guy who paid the bill. There's like there's an omen of you WanNa if you pay more money for something you feel better about your purchasing. I'll absolutely if you could afford it luxury. I feel bad the next day when you charge it and you can't afford and go what the fuck was. Call the credit card company. You're like my card was stolen that easily. Go to charge absolutely. When is the next real estate recession going to happen? I'd like to get ahead of that one. You know this already. Real Estate Recession New York has called billionaire recession. Okay anything that's multimillion dollars. Right now is sitting still. A prices are being negotiated a lot more than the developers will let you know because everybody's afraid of the market right now but the interesting thing is always somebody's willing to buy in the mar part of the real estate market here in New York City. Clearly right now is under three million dollars and the more under three it is. It's a middle class market. You know if middle class in Manhattan you buy between nine. Fifty and three million and that market is hopping being overbid. It's steaming up. That's that's one bedroom by the way no sometimes a two bedroom world basically sleep with your head next to your Oven yeah recessions. And nobody sees them coming. I was wrong in the last one. I said everything's great shirt. I was long by a mile. I was wrong by Mile. Course I was. Yeah but you know what? Nobody knows a recession. So you looking back and thinking. Oh my God look at that. Nobody knows an uptick. Either I should have fought. Should've thought they didn't know when it was up. Ticking except Christian Bale and big short well. He's a genius that everybody knows you so when that happened though did you have any? You had no inkling that con- surprise you as well two thousand eight you know. It surprised me honestly embarrassing because of an optimist. I always thought the future was bright. Oh just this just this. So did I give the best advice to people know. Did I hold onto real estate? Because I real estate holdings I had. Yes I did because I thought Oh. Thank God you know. It's only GonNa be worth more tomorrow to lose the money no because I held off for another five years and now it's worth much more so no. I was pretty stupid about that. 'cause love is blind and in love with real estate. I trust them with anything else in the world. If you could hold onto a long-term that's the way it is. You hold onto long-term you come out a winner if you force to sell at different points in the market you can really loose a lot Why is it called real estate? It's real it's real. What would you trust what you put your hands on a good step on it? You can live on. He could sleep on it. Really Horn. Fit glenmorangie Oh you're not a bit corner. Us sign whine. They Mind No. I do not scary to me like if you're trying to sell connor just call it the blockchain Condo and whenever you add blockchain onto something boom. That's extra million dollars. Wow easy you know what I would not work for you. If you'RE GONNA start a real estate company I feel like we've we've uncovered a lot of different ways that you and I would not work so far view. I'm gonNA find one eventually. We're going to find common ground dynasty. You're at this guy because I'm trying to see okay history. We know what happens when you stare at me. You Fall in love so good looking guy out. It's a sale our by your new much. You did this last time. I know but it's true. You haven't gotten these please What is your best investment in Shark tank? The one that you look back and you're like that was the one I would have to say a moneywise when I made the most money GimME MONEY ALSO. Give me the one that was most with the one. I made the most money on already in just a few short years. Millions of dollars is comfy. It's a sweatshirt that everybody should have. It's a oversized hoodie. Sweatshirt NAMED COMFY AND IT sells for thirty nine ninety five. I thought maybe they'd sell a hundred of them. Honest guy when these two clowns came on the site say I got this idea? I don't know how make or what will cost an honorable by Butson ideas. I took just a thirty percent of their interest just because I liked the guys. They've sold over seventy million dollars. I think you have one thank you. Let's see what what's my margin on that for my thirty percent about four bucks. Thank you for. This might be a stupid question but the I'm looking at it right now. What stops people from? Can you patent a sweatshirt? Patented design is padded. But you real question. I think you're going to ask us what's GONNA stop people from knocking off everybody's knocked it off thousand imitators but this is the original confident. Despite all that making money big swear does look very comfy. And that's a great name for you. Put that in your in your equation when you see a product and you're like okay that product works but people are GonNa rip it off no. I didn't even think of that. You know some of my mind when those two brothers came in pitch these guys drink way too much even making sense. I don't get this product. And who the hell with it. But they looked like they'd be fun to have a beer with. I said what the Hell for one hundred thousand dollars. I'll take thirty percent. You could do comfy 2.0. And since it sounds like there's some creative party guys and so you you so in little pockets on the inside to put flasks cash. Listen you let I. Yeah there's an entire marketplace out there for kids that are trying to sneak flasks and beers into credit events. Your pants you could hear the radar really. No No. Because it's that guy that just goes top tap and then he just lets you in so if it's a metal detector floss can be tricky one but I didn't beer pants in college. Which is maybe some things that we can connect on good for you so little pockets into just the coffee pants. You just put the beer. No no not at the bottom of the pants but he walked like coast to coast at work. I look ridiculous but it works to come story my life really to comfy also could do a you like a chilled hood. 'cause you know when you're like really hung over and you? WanNa put your face like on the on the tile in your bathroom need tension. Yes freeze it you you said. I never. I didn't watch that particular shark tank but the guys drink a lot and they made what looks like a hangover sweatshirt. That is they basically sit around dying on their couch on the weekend. They're like no we really need is something to die inside of L. Mike. I like that. That's a good pass. He'll both ideas no credit. Yeah that's fine. That's really fun. Have you ever invested in something just so that someone else that you didn't like couldn't invest in it on the shell all the time? It's ridiculous I did that for three years. It's like I'll be damned mark. Take this for me and then I compete with that billionaire. What an asset was. I didn't do that along. He could outspend any of US under the table three times over. What about what about the reverse? When like his because Kevin O'Leary doesn't really get into a lot of deals when he does get interested. Well first of all when he gets interested it's always bolsheviks he's like. I'm a licensed and I'll pay you this and then I'll just make all the money. Do you get interested when someone who passes on so many deals is now all of a sudden like Ooh I see something taken a couple of Kevin Steele's simply because I thought he was taking huge advantage of an ice entrepreneur. I had no interest in the deal but it was like watching him. Slaughter somebody but I only did that for two years and then lost a few hundred thousand dollars off shut. Shut my mouth in the future. Interesting interesting what is the? Where's the one product at you've invested in that you wish you could take back out? Zola them okay. The lipstick that makes you lose weight very happy. It sounds like a great idea. But guess what it doesn't make you lose weight. Those burns a crap buddy ellipse. You don't WANNA eat a hot dog. Thanks time terrible. That's a real. It sounds like a high or the dentists have used toothpaste. It's GonNa put you to sleep at night. I tried it. I was having a hard time sleeping. I never went to sleep after uses no not Mel Trojan Pace. Yeah maybe yeah. There was no Melatonin. That wasn't the knock you out as lister or quill NYQUIL and listerine rabbi formulations made. My money's not lost you. List has been a longtime idea. Holy Shit Hank. That was just proven that you're right you know. I don't know what to take seriously. You know. He is a longtime idea of Beta. It sounds like you invested in list or quill. But it wasn't the allegation yet. Couldn't put you to sleep and it tasted like crap. The only sad part is that is after her single her least favourite investment favor. Formula was your formula work. She likes the idea. Barbara loves she's in love with the idea. It's the people behind who I think I come here today. Make money yeah. I never saw that come correct. Has there ever been a product that you thought was a no brainer and still think to? This Day is a no brainer. But the people that were leading it were just all wrong for didn't work out. Lots of products. I won't name the products because it would be. I'll put everybody into a hall of shame but so many products like the guy who invented a bicycle. That was the most stunning bicycle I've ever seen in my life had to have it. I should just order bicycle instead. Mark and I each invest five hundred thousand dollars into lost all of our money. What was wrote the bicycle. The Guy was an artist. He had to have the exact rate little. This rate little body had fifty thousand skews the cap on the on the tire. Okay a guy like that never makes money. He's an artist okay. I've learned those lessons. Right Marquez. And he still invested artists interested enough but I like look and I go to bed on him. Okay so what about the reverse? What about someone that you invest in and their idea ended up sucking? But you're like this person is so good I wanna keep them around something else going for you. Got Cousins Maine lobster their ideas. They just want to sell lots roles one truck okay and they were happy. It was a side business a side kick but when I heard how much money they're making news a franchise empire say they have seventy trucks sixteen seventeen restaurants. I think now the making a ton of money. Okay I invest in. Those guys are so smart. I knew they could figure anything out that just so sharp and lovely people do. They're going to be winners. How how often does it happen when you're out? Let's say you're buying a product or your add a story out of Shopping Mall. You buy something and you're like you know what? I like this so much. I'd like to own the entire company. And that's what never happens. You've really I buy a product and I say thank God and have to invest in this. I just pay him afford ninety nine and get get a pack of gum you know. Yeah no I'm never jealous of that. I'm thinking of the things I see on the shelves at all of the shelves that I know are going to be returned to the manufacturer that week and I'm going to have to give the money back. That's the stuff. I don't go shopping Harley cause I don't WanNa see and the worst part I'll go to a store and I'll see lorries great product. She's the best merchant on the show. I'll see her stupid little nickel dime shit that. She's made millions of dollars in hater while I'm shopping for my food. It's just terrible. Yeah no I try to keep out of the stores I've given up on store is now I don't like them at all. How much of the how much of lorries products though like I've watched QVC late at night? There's something about watching it like past midnight. We gotta have that knife that cuts through shoe. GonNa have that. Yeah the the the extendable ladder. That goes up three stories even though I live in a one bedroom apartment. I gotTa have that thing. How much how? Much that plays into That's part of it. But honestly she's got a great nose for picking product. She when those I can't remember the name I exit out of my head. When that guy came peddling a sponge with a smiley face I thought to myself. What a stupid ass product okay. Laurie made like seven million dollars in three months is like why the hell would buy one a sponge. What's the name of it does? It is the most successful product. Oh don't even mention investment or you should have been the best sellers. Indian woman gorgeous hair with curlers in and think. Oh what a WHO even uses curlers anymore without me dollars on that one. I'm with you though. I wouldn't want invest in that rinky-dink Shit I don't like I don't like the idea of buying cheap stuff. I want to so one big so like I want to get the business of selling football stadiums. One of those. You're set for life. Well you let me know in. The football stadium comes on shark tank. We haven't seen deals like that. There could be one in New York. How much do you think like for? As far as real estate market goes the jets. Were thinking about building a stadium in Manhattan like ten years ago. I think out by Chelsea Piers and that didn't come to pass. We need it. How much. Yeah how that would be great for traffic right. How much money. How much more do you think it would cost to buy enough real estate in in like the west side of Manhattan to build a football stadium cat? The God USA land alone. I don't know how what the footprint is. I would say tens of billions of dollars just for the land and you couldn't do it anyway. Where are you going to get raw? Land the only thing you could do is fill in the Hudson River or the East River Front. Well people have done. Yeah ooh Stadium. Island. What happened to Randall's island? That would have been perfect. Yeah I've got another idea. What's the one thing that we're missing in New York that all these other places all these other great cities in the world have that we don't manners and yeah that and a beach? Oh we don't have a beach in Manhattan. What if you just? How much would it cost to get a Shitload of sand? And just dump it on the South Street Manhattan and just have that you know the Hudson River's pretty clean. Your idea. Sounds Wacky 'cause you're coming from a wacky guy but I'll tell you it's not a bad idea. I know the city in the world before he told me I'm smart to say that's a smart idea. Pf teekay smart idea. You don't WanNA conscious that. Hey It's a smart idea but it's a smart idea. Honestly people would welcome it. I want my point was going to be And then you interrupted won't keep talking to you interrupt me again. Great City you go to and when you're on the water you're aware of the water. This is the only city not even aware of the water. When you're on the on your on the island it would be phenomenal on the Hudson River to have a lengthy beautiful beach because waters even cleaning up to swim and now of course it is. I don't think so either. Have TO CHECK THAT. You are a bundle of ideas. Actually hanks idea yeah. Okay stealing your idea. Hancock Gulf right. We built a top golf. But this is my. This is my spin on it. You put all the all the balls hitting the water. You hit him directly into the East River and they disintegrate over time and on the inside of the balls its algae so makes the river nicer. Yeah as time goes on so you're making green and you're keeping the environment green yellow. I'm out on that one that one unethical over people don't like the Trash Lor did. I know it's helping the water. It is who what about top golf? You're saving the land. What about time golfing in the golf balls are ice cubes and we lower the temperature of the ocean isle? That's practical back on. Our global warming actually would work. This is starting to sound. Like some of the wacky pitches. We heard on Sharpton. I do have serious question about real estate in Manhattan because in my neighborhood. I'm walking down the street neighborhood in the West village. Yeah and I see all around me. Probably three quarters of the storefronts are absolutely empty right there. They've been empty for the last like two years year and a half hour the people that own how people making money if they own that building where they're not getting any money coming in from the storefront not making money but you have to look at a different way. There's a great opportunity by those buildings. Cheap people only hold out losing money for so long and a lot of these smaller properties are owned by small landlords. Okay I've the same problem to billings. I owned in the East Village Fifth Avenue. I lost my ground tenant. They had two floors suddenly. I'm losing money on those villas. Each of them. What am I gonNA DO GONNA turn them into apartments. Sometimes you could do that and make money and save your ass but most times you can. That's great opportunities. Solicit those people and get a great deal on real estate. 'cause whenever this trouble it's always the best time to make a killing but when this troubled people focus on the trouble but there's always that flipside the underbelly of it wrote so you could become a giant land owner if you would just approach all those owners and you know. I didn't even think of it myself. I'm going to do it the minute we leave here. And I'm GonNa beat you to the punch I've the wherewithal to get out there faster. That's a great another moneymaking. Tonight's sway of just like dressing up the old saying when there's blood in the streets by land I would have a funny guy thank you. He's like girl girl girl when you think so quick. How do you come up with got breasts? But they're actually must girl I had one last question. Real question. Seekie question pro-moscow take Put It in you get ten dollars off. Work Life Balance When you invest in people. Do you expect them to like what's the balance that you expect them to have where they're just trying to kill themselves for their job or do you? Do you ever step in and be like. Hey you need take a vacation or you chill out. Here's the funny thing about people. The more you say to the people that work on your team don't work hard. Take a week off is no vacation schedule. Here go home. It's noon. It's a rainy day. Go ENJOY YOURSELF. Take a personal day. The more you do that the harder people work. I mean I do that because I really want people to have a great life but the fact of the matter is do I really get something from it. Yeah I get a real dedicated people that worked from their own volition and what you get is a team. That can't be beat. It's the stupidest thing in the world of vacation scheduling. Any business in my book could have hours let people make their own hours and their strength comes to the front you. I have phenomenal people because I do exactly that I really want them to have a great life and you know what they take care of you. What comes around goes around. You Love Them. They love you back. That's Outgo people ever take advantage of the fact that you're not a one I mean I hired a clunker and I've hired a few clunkers in my day but I get rid of them fast. I Love Fridays to get rid of a clunker Could you see me? Eleven o'clock I'm running around. Okay but take the clunkers out of the equation. Which is a rare exception really. Because I'm careful letting people in but I'm telling you know antics advantage people give you extra in every way they can from the heart and the soul to the hours to their Intelligence brought to the fore and you know what happens they grow. They grow because giving one hundred and fifty percent of all the time. You can't help it to grow. If you push yourself out push yourself out you get bigger and bigger and better. That's the way life. Ricco people around here that that take advantage of vacation policy. Sometimes you haven't vacation policy. It's a problem. We don't know the thing is. We actually don't have a vacation policy and some people in this room if vacation time him. That Guy Shamed one day off one time and I get shame I feel so bad. What you just said where it's I'm not mad about. People love nurture them. Tell them take as many as it is the exact opposite culture here and it just hurts as you look like you take it though you look like the. Kinda goes bitching about it but you kind of enjoy it. That's my nose vacations. We work hard so I can take days off whenever I take him. I get on my next vacation. You'd be a blast. Yuck Yuck Yuck Yuck Yuck Yuck have to say anything you just take it in the end of the night down your coal and then boom sleep like a baby. I've got one one of the real estate podcast before you finish. Yes it is Business unusual eight eight Barbara geico download. It now got a question you can call eight eight eight Barbara. I'm just call in a call. And what do you think the name Barbara Barbara was taken by? A Porn Star would have taken that one only true story. Yeah there's lesson oh I don't know what her name is but who is eight hundred Barbara. Try to do it. Yeah and if for some reason she's not doing anymore let me know. I'll I'll grab that number to call. Let's call her in a second question. I'm enjoying pitching you so much. I'm probably just going to call into your podcast. All the time with these stupid ideas but My final one. What if I were to tell you that? There's a business out there. The models been proven. It can be a five billion dollar business. Yeah it's been proven already but it's never been executed. What would you say to that Let's say who's running. It may have caught me. I know you're GONNA say no if it's Manson who's running. Give me five minutes with the person writing. I'll tell you if it's going to work with drastic park. Model has been proven. The science exists to make dinosaurs. We Buy Staten Island. And we just fill it with rap. No that's we got the stadium with two island ideas to separate but equal. Maybe could maybe combine them we could. Maybe yeah now. You're talking about a stadium with dinosaurs in it. Do you drop the kids off at dinosaur island and then you go to the game have a couple of cold hands picked has hats. We have like velociraptor. Yeah Yeah Yeah. We wanted to if yeah why not. The technology existed for Jurassic Orchard. You're saying you're saying it does. It does saying if you were confident in the technology behind it would you or would you not invest in Jurassic Park? Now if not if it was owned by you know by me again. Let's picture for many. You don't own it but some fabulous guy who's really smart who knows business a hustler. Good looking charming could raise additional funds. 'cause he's talking about me I get. Yeah Yeah you know. It's exciting because it's new but do I believe you could really bring dinosaurs back. I don't think I could write the check. Sorry about that even if I had a great entrepreneurial cloning humans which do that. Oh Yeah I clone myself next five husbands and they'd all be under thirty they'd be rock solid and I don't know what's wrong with that. You would clone yourself and then hire yourself to work for you so you got more use. I would actually be a good way for your vacation. That's actually a funny movie. Actually good idea for a movie. I think that's show now. It's already taken to bed. That's okay we can just steal it up past the first rule business just steal someone idea. That's it is that right. Thank you are saying. Oh you did a little pump fake. We want that has yet is GonNa say you remake it not steal it as a rematch. An attorney in the room. Yes All Right Barbara Corcoran check it out. Unusual business on newsradio. Eight eight eight Barbara is the new podcast call in with questions. If you WANNA get yourself ahead. Shinsen you way and you don't know how to get past your own self. Give me a question. I'll show you the way out okay. Perfect recall perfect Barb apart one eight hundred Barber Reynaud eight hundred bar book. That interview with Barbara Corcoran was proxy. By simply safe. With all this uncertainty in the world feeling safe at home has never been more important so I wanNA talk to you guys about simplisafe home security. Their longtime friends part might take even advertising with us for like three years for good reason. Simplisafe has made it easy to finally get comprehensive protection for your home. There's no technician. There's no salesperson that needs to come to disrupt your house. 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I enjoyed as I said last week. local small business reached out. And they said Hey. We're taking extra precautions to make sure that you guys are safe small businesses. I wanted to help them out so yeah I dabbled last night and came up with a billion dollar maybe quadrille trillion dollar idea. It's water for dogs okay. Humans are freaks about their dogs. They WANNA make sure that they're getting the best food like within its grain free. They WANNA treat their dogs to all the best nutrition wise stuff they possibly can but our dogs are drinking the exact same thing every single day. They gotTA BE BORED OF WATER RIGHT. So why not a little flavored water for your dog so you can either go with a savory option. Have it be like a bacon flavored water or bone broth water? I don't know what bone broth is. But when you say it sounds healthiest faulk so bone broth water and you say that. It's got glucose minute all these specific nutrients that your dog needs. Plus it tastes better and your dog will love it. Your Dog's going to drink the shit out of it and or you can even go something. More refreshing can say meant water cucumber flavored water and people will buy the hell out of this stuff because they want their dogs to have the best and they are probably thinking themselves. Yeah I've been a bad pedal I've been feed my dog. Plain water like trump for the last twenty years so. I feel like this is like a no doubt smash force I mean. I don't really see a hole in it. I'm googling to see it exists and I don't know if it does so I think we're good dying. There's you can even call like Paleo water. You can take your dog back in the day and really say drink nothing but just just blood when there were wolves. All you have to do is say it it's Tests have been proven to show that the PMT dog water has dogs living up to twelve to eighteen months longer than the average dog. And then in fine print say tests have not been conclusive by science. But this is just how we feel but also big cat. It's not just. The amount of years is the quality of yours. Do you want your dog to be out there. Drinking normal water like like some sort of Pussy. No you want your dog to be drinking. Masculine strong water. That's putting it more in touch with. Its ancestors here's a fun. Fact about dogs dogs have only been domesticated for like a thousand years. Fifteen hundred years. And what do you think dogs were drinking before that they were filtered Britta water? They were drinking the blood of their kills. Your drinking whatever they could find out nature so we've coddled their stomachs really aren't equipped to handle tap water and Evian or Perrier or whatever. Everyone after his feeding their dogs out of like a bottle they wanna be just sipping that raw stuff you know. Yeah I don't see I feel like we should put it. Put it to market like right now. People got expend once trump bucks come in spend twelve hundred bucks and dog water. Ooh What if we made an extra special deal to where like we make. People think that we're putting on discount. We'll give you a twelve pack of our dog water if you use your regular dollars it's GonNa be forty five dollars. Us your trump box. It's thirty how about this if you spend all twelve hundred of your trump books on dog water. We're just we're going to give you fifteen hundred dollars worth of dog water so you get the extra three hundred dollars on the house. No actually okay. Here's what really should do. Pfc Okay we should create some kind of patent patented nozzle that you can put on your sink your sink. You're so so you hook it up and then it's dog water for life and we charge people like seven thousand dollars but it really does nothing. Okay just goes through a contraption right. But we're like hey. This is the special dog water contraption. So we're like we will give you unlimited dog water for seven thousand dollars of cash if it pays for itself after fifteen years correct correct or if we can figure out what it developed the technology to inject dog whistles into water so that when dogs here the water sound. They've come running to it like a dog whistle way when the when the Bible opens knowing the Fox when the Faucet runs it also whistles yes or the holders will be like Holy Shit is fucking coming running for this because people can't hear and then they're like Oh my God this dog. They love water now. They really need this water. Oh my God that God actually is an idea that I think we could scam. Millions of people out of their money. Absolute dog water. We should have pitched it to her now. Granted we had her on. It was probably more like three or four months ago. Well but there's no doubt in my brain. This is our this. Is Our meal ticket out of the Sports List L? That we're living in right now and here's the thing with the nozzle you can like. I said you can. You can patent it so like if we just created dog water. Anyone else could rip that off. There's Dasani there's Fiji there's all these other water. If we actually make an instrument that you can put on your faucet no one can rip that off if we get the correct patents. I'm sure we know there's got to be like a patent dude who listens to this show. works for us done. We've done. We've done studies already and dogs given the choice of having dog. Water are nothing at all. Live fifteen years longer if they drink dog water If you don't if you don't buy our faucet add on your dog died and if you do it maybe they won't know we actually haven't done enough studies to know if it's Talk. Everlasting live forever sidebar. Here would if we include something in the mix that came out of the Faucet that made the dogs addicted to it. I worked so they just wouldn't drink water after trying dog water for the first time. Yeah yeah dog heroin. That's aside brand. You've got a little bit. Yeah there's like it's like the everlasting God stopper. But it's just meet and you put it in. The water runs over it okay. Hang we edit that part out right. Okay Yeah I think that. This is absolute no brainer. Let's make some money here and this is legally. We have decided that we have just said this entire idea out loud. So if you steal you will be sued. Actually when we ever do these things I kind of hope that someone does the legwork and then we can just sued right. We're talking like they're always people always like. Oh the poor winkled. Haas twins dude I would love to be a was just had the idea but no execution than sued. The Guy who did the execution has he is the best sitting back on your couch and coming up with ideas and then someone else actually puts working to. Yeoman's fucked up. I thought about that already. And then just and then and then waiting until they're such a big company that they're like five motors. Give you two hundred million dollars to leave us alone. Carol Baskin did. It's true just mad at Joe Exotic for flexing on her so she sued the shit out of them. We need your documentary. By the way we've got to figure that out through we'll figure out to watch King Kong. Oh Yeah let's do that. Let's say for Friday. We'll go on YouTube. We still need the field goal. Kicker movie Yes yeah. Let's let's do that one. People can't walk them watching us. Oh we put it on we can we? Let's you King Kong. Just got me so excited. Can Congress one of the greatest documentaries of all time? Yeah can you. You can find the whole thing on youtube you just type in King of Kong fistful of quarters. The whole thing on youtube knows the fight was fix all right. So we're GONNA do that. Review on Friday. We're going to do a wide receivers on Wednesday. Let's do it big matter or you know you should we. Should we thing running back since you running backs and we'll do water series next week? We'll still running backs. Okay all right when you running backs on Wednesday we're a new King Kong fistful quarters on Friday. Maybe the greatest villain character of all time in any documentary. Billy Mitchell everyone watch it will tweeted out will tweet out clips. I'm so excited for this. You you've got me back. I'm back. I just don't these things to look forward to and diving back into this. I remember the first time I watched this documentary. Probably two thousand four and I was like I can't believe these people exist incredible incredible. It's incredible so and fell ball. Guy Makes an appearance. That's right and guy. Sorry. Let's see came. Came out two thousand seven so seven then. Yeah in college so I didn't remember what what year was all right. Let's do my mouth. Flush more of websites hate your I. I am I all right My first one is sports. One Point Oh is the website so bad that emits to delete everything that was on it for the past six years. It was bad. We have a good website now. We have good people now but basically we had different tech team from two thousand sixteen in prior and basically finding anything that was on the website before that even if I like remember exactly like the the blog tytler exactly what was in the blog. I just can't find it. There was definitely a level of this site is so poorly done that you have to keep going back to because there's something about it like when when the web revolution came and it just skipped right over barstool sports. We had that website where people are like. Oh this is how it's set up and it was just a constant scroll two pages. Oh keep reading all greedy bitches having grow into infinity. No there was like two thousand thirteen or fourteen. We're like hey maybe we should make it change. So it's not like forty blogs on one page maybe cut it up so it's like eight and then you have to hit keep reading in our page views like quadruple. That's smart could get that extra quicken. It also used to be that you didn't click on the on the actual story it would just be go to Barcelona's every like just there and then everything I lost so our good good call a hang for your first. Pick all right okay for my first. Pick right at the gate. I think I'M GONNA go with bleacher. Report two thousand seven until two thousand fourteen and that it was the landing zone for every single slide show on the Internet. It was like ninety percent. Bleach reports website was look at the fifty hottest wives and girlfriends of this English soccer player. And then it makes you just click. All the way through Click Click. Click Click Click and then they went legit. There's kind of like the mob. They tried to go legit. And pretend that they're bootlegging passed in exists at that point but from experience it was. It was an awful awful website. Yes and and and Game Start Times. That's always like search for like what Channel Games and it was always bleacher report so they didn't pay anybody to write for the website so anyone could submit their writing to it and like their draft. Grades are always hilarious to go back and read because it was just done by some some person with like a high speed Internet access. And that's it like they gave Russell Wilson That I think it was a cliff. April that seahawks brave they gave it an F and they rejected me from writing there when I tried to write the world's worst article to Seafood. Pass their quality filter. They actually caught that one. That's pretty funny. That's good good good to know that they were able to stop you there. That was a that was a big stop for them and they end some random dude just giving draft grades that that's a good. That's a good one The slide shows. I mean. It's so funny when you think about all those websites and and like what they started out and then just trying to pretend like you said like actually my my first pick will be the original buzzfeed which was kind of the same where buzzfeed orally just took everything from everyone. Like unapologetically. Didn't even add their own. Like thought on it. So the original buzzfeed and they. It was huge. It was huge. They were able to basically they were. I think the first true aggregate on the Internet where they not yet they just they made lists the ten funniest tweets of two thousand eleven or two thousand twelve whatever and it would just be screengrabs like no links or anything. Hopefully I would feel all the content. I'm going to try to find this real quick. There is when buzzfeed came on the map. Dave got nervous that they were going to like not nervous but he was like we gotta keep up with the Jones and he would he like sent us an email being like we gotta start doing lists like let's start doing lists and we. We made a We made a calendar where everyone had to do a different list every day and I think we made it like four days before we all just gave. Yeah I remember. Those stupid as Buzzfeed was coming out. Colin Coward. He did a segment he was. I'm GonNa tell you the secret to business after this break and then I was like well. I gotta stay in my car during my lunch. Break to figure this out because I need to know what the secret of businesses he comes back and he goes guys love lists every guy will read list. I was calling on new that. But thank you for saying that loud. Yes yes he is the ad lists or what guys want to see. I'm looking at thousand twelve lists blocks. He basically sent us an email lists blogs of the way to go. GotTa have a top ten list gifts. Ten hottest little sisters of professional athletes that are just barely eighteen and then like the moral arbiter of the universe about five years later this was. This was before the separate pages so days I did it make sense because it would have just all been one giant scroll heroes in the slide show. We only lasted one week doing these. He's people eat this shit. It's also a great way to build a following with our writers. The bottom line is redoing. These lists just add more work. I think passing these assignments off to part time guys a major mistake so he basically was like we have our best in Christ minds on the lists. Just got off the phone with the boys. Got Top minute on it in the back. All right my other one. I don't know if this counts. Well no it should count. It's the sneakers APP slash website. I hate it so much of my existence. It's the fucking worst thing ever. You never win anything. So that is one of my worst websites out there. Let's get one. I'M GONNA go with anything. Any online education portal. So let's say blackboard DOT COM Just awful awful lay out and you know that whenever you go in there. You're going there because you're doing schoolwork by the way. Did you guys see the Ivy League is giving away like free courses? We take a course I'd rather just. I'd rather just go to that fake college where you can buy a degree for ten dollars okay. All right well we should think about taking a course maybe not an ivy league course but maybe of course somewhere I liked. Pfc's idea of just jumping into random courses and inspiring debate. I don't know about actually taking a course y'all been crashing zoom meetings just out of boredom this week but it's pretty fun hank. You took one course at Harvard when people ask like. Where did you go to college like well? I didn't graduate but I went to Harvard. I can already do that. Would be though. I can already say that I went to college somewhere in Massachusetts will know my. I went to the program and went to his one year program at the Boston University Center for Digital Imaging Arts so I can take off the last four words into say at Byu okay. Okay but I mean for you should get a degree from Hartford and just say really quickly. I might take a class at Harvard. Just we just so. I can say that every time actually one of us should do a class at Harvard. The other should go to yells. Who have like a rivalry going. Yeah for no we just. We could just like all day do cocaine and make homophobic jokes against each other That'd be fun. All right hank your two packs yacht. Yahu search bar whenever whenever you type something in Google and the yacht yet. Dr Who search results come up that are just somehow like the shitty is aggregated results of all time. I'd never make sense to me. I always websites that have like it's start with. Www two one five c three or four and then dot and then the address. That's not even a website. How how is this working right now? Yup and then have you ever been to. I mean I've I've I was searching under really have a lot but PFC commenter dot. Com isn't isn't great. It's not no. There's not a lot going on there. What about PROFOOTBALLTALK DOT COM sites? Larry was an inside job wake up. She acted dot sky connected. That sky. I don't understand this website at all. Oh goes to burst of big CAT DOT COM and also says Larry was an inside job who created must have been made like three years ago but yeah shit okay. They're sitting on a goldmine. They are your next pick. Pf my next one. I'm going to go with storm. Front Neo Nazi message. Supports US I guess the only one that I even know about that. Yeah how'd you find dumb? That's fine spilled the news of which I read a lot so intricate storm front. How you go haven't put it on your list. How often do you go there? I've never been. Oh really. That has adleman. How'd know it's bad? Yes Dan cats. The Ad Minute Storm Fronts Dot COM How how would you? How many times you've been there for real? Never been there never a bad place. Okay I find it interesting that you're attacking for on my list of websites. I didn't see that one coming. I didn't see that come. Accent even know existed I my next one. I got my last two Meet SPIN DOT COM. Clarion meet spins back in the day. I don't even know if it still exists but you know the old changer. Change your home screen to it. So funny The original would yes was it was the original would and then This one's more of a current one it's ESPN scoreboard. Which is nothing on it. Because I've been doing that. Just reflects chugging clicking different like sports and everything's been cancelled so it's the worst website out there right now pretty bad remember. Espn DOT sports. Net Dot com the original website that he has to espn back in nineteen ninety. Six or whatever vaguely vaguely. That place is really bad. All right so my final pick is going to be twitter dot com slash D. A. R. E. N. E. L. L. Who Good one say very bad? I've been noticing that he's not been tweeting a lot. I don't know what's going on with them. Hoping that was sports visit supporter. There's no business going on which I really back. It's true it's true. It's my last one. Yes yes turbo. Tax Dot Com. Do you ever find yourself on. They're going to have a miserable experience in my skirt. Us is hank is probably owed thousands of dollars by the federal government yes. Oh absolutely hake didn't didn't I love taxes two years ago but there was the I. There's like two years where I was not making a lot of money. The zero option where the most money got taken out of my taxes. That I'm supposed to get back and I just never did it. Never did you pick the years to not to your taxes by far. Also think I'm going to have to do my taxes during quarantine because there's going to be a point where I have nothing else to do. No they extended it though. I know but like I might actually be proactive. Oh come on. Things can't take back light. That was the dumbest thing set on the show today. By far you're going to start doing your taxes. Maybe get the. May Anklets and somebody's an investor is gonNA listen to this and they're going to hear you say that and they're going to back out of investing in dog water because they heard that coming from you. Yeah like this is not a kind of person. I want to be involved. He's crazy is crazy Before we get to billy football Monday deep dive reminder we're going to King Kong fistful of quarters on Friday. We're going to do. Nfl One hundred running backs on Wednesday. And tomorrow night. Monday night or tonight Monday night. Because you're listening to us on a Monday We're going to go live with an old. Nfl Game we do not know the result of and we know. Spoilers should we even we should probably not even announce what the game is until we get into it. But we're going to go live from part my take right on twitter. If you go to part of my twitter you'll be able to see where we live from. It will probably be from a different account. Okay PM Eight PM Monday nights tune in. We're going to go live. It will probably be only about a forty five minute. We've condensed the game. It's a game. We don't know remember or anything like that. We're going to watch it. Talk about it livestream. It will feel like sports or back. Get ready for that eight o'clock Monday night. Pfc Before we get to billy football you got one last at. Yes I want to talk to you guys about McCain potatoes their new sponsor of ours I love McCain potatoes. I love anything potato related. Great Forbid Day snacks and now that we all have access to kitchen. Since we're working from home you can enjoy became potatoes at any time. They're easy cook up for your family since we're somewhat confined to cooking at home. It's a meal that you don't have to think about preparing McCain potatoes breakfast lunch and dinner. 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Maybe someday our colleague William Football our son our son. We're going to do some deep dives with billy football on Mondays and place Monday reading so this should be fun. We're GONNA get our learn on. We told billy whatever you want to whatever you want to dive into. We'll dive into his. Well Billy what are we starting with this week or you mentioned the other day if we put everyone into hibernation state for two weeks that we'd be able to stop the spread of Corona in end the pandemic so you referenced an article that also the same take by Donald Gene. Woo Woo I. I just went on the record. He stole my take so he actually wrote that. After I said it I just wanted on the record that he actually stole all of our take from after football season every year. We just want to hibernate until March madness So the the his quote was if it were possible to wave a magic wand and make all Americans freeze in place for fourteen days while sitting six feet apart epidemologists say. The whole epidemic would sputter tools. Anyway so I looked into this our a first things first. There is no known cases of natural human hibernation. They've been working on this for space travel for years because they want to put astronauts hibernation so they can like not use any resources and just like they sleep fall asleep in wake up in another planet like a year interstellar. Yeah Okay what about Terri? Schiavo she What we'll dive into that later. But what about when you blackout? If you just get really really drunk for a long time. How long have you blacked up? I don't know because I was blacked out. So basically a hibernation states you have to slow your metabolism to a fourth of the rate in your heartbeat. Just beats a couple times per minute. So there's a lot of cases of mammals in colder climates hibernating over the winter so hibernation is only in a state of Kohl's that they started hibernating so animals zoos hybrid. Oh so bears in zoos. Don't hibernate wars and Zoos. Don't high rate they have plenty of food in water in warmth. They don't hibernate. Be exhausting though like as a bear. That's gotta be in your natural clock that you get to spend like three months out of the year just napping. Well what billy saying is it's the other way around that it's not the hibernate out of necessity. Not Out of like what they are. Yeah I agree but it's also like I shit out of necessity but sometimes it feels good to go take a big shit. Rice put bears. Why not hibernating? Because they're just eating in warm the whole time okay. You RECYCLE THEIR HOOP IN P. While they hybrid. What do you mean? Recycle DON'T POOP IN. They turn it into more carbon carbohydrates approaching while that highly. So does that mean that. Their stomach just operates more efficient level or do they actually Christian. Your body just wants the shit they it goes the digestive track but then somehow it goes back around the circle snake eating its own tail. That's incredible and pissed too. I just assumed they just pissed their pants all winter. They don't because like the scientists don't caves in find no nothing. Please try your pants. So but the thing is only female bears with cubs hibernate. Bears aren't actually the best hibernate. There's everyone thinks they're the best but there's actually other animals there's other forms of inactivity knock confined to cold weather months. This called Ace station which is done by a lot of reptiles and frogs and some lemurs in Madagascar. So if we were to do it it'd be in the warm weather months Technically aced Weights who's the best hibernate? I think Actually have to go actually not I kind of got sidetracked on bare facts. Because I heard the poop was like let's see these guys that's why we're good bareback. Bare skin is really black. Underneath the white for I knew then. Yup All the well-known could facts. Grizzly bears are fast as a racehorse color regular bearskin. I think it's I'm not sure also black. I think that'd be cool when it can't if instead of horse races you had bear raises put so my question for you. Billy is it would be very cool. How long can they can? They run as fast as a resource on. Imagine they can run as fast as a racehorse for a hundred meters though they can reach speeds up to forty two miles per hour in strint spears level. So long can they. Can they go for Tyler? Show guy looked at. They're probably sprinters Yeah well here's another fact. Black fight back round. Lay Down White. Say Good night so look say it again. That's fantastic back. Brown lay down white good night so so bear your fuck. You're absolutely fat of Blackfriars Bitch. You black where you actually want to fight back will make a lot of noise. Get Big and be like. Let's go buddy black bears whenever you see like a direct chapin videos. That says dogs Brian. It's like a little Pekinese that chases way a barren somebody's backyard. It's always a black bear and Brown. You're so grisly berry just GonNa lay down and pretend you're dead within polar bears. They're also scavengers so they'll eat dead things too so you're screwed got it that makes sense so yeah so that's actually really good so if you see us probably just WANNA run honesty. Just I have no idea where house there are South could you? Could you get dressed in all white and blended with the snow on the scene caller? I'm not too sure maybe. Just dig in the snow. Okay Borough Hibernate. Dig Right in the snow. Okay we'll get a bottle of Coca Cola and then they'll smile and wink at you. Another attack polar bears have never met Penguin in the wild. Oh different is a different Where Hake go ahead happen? Hank happen whenever you want. No yes I see you see you. North Hake Albert get in. There was no four himself. Which was which hangings aren't south correct? Yeah they love the Sun so that kind of ruins like a lot of I feel like children's books and and cartoons like polar bears and penguins just kicking it together. Yeah I remember. There was a far side cartoon. Did you ever read that one Where there is a polar bear on an iceberg wearing a beak like with a string around it and he was eating all the penguins one by one and I remember like two people wrote letters to the cartoonist was. Actually this can't happen. And then he puerto fell was one of them. It was absolutely dermer. Vote Yeah Yeah So. Male bears are called bores while females or called sows which is like pig terminology. So I thought that was interesting. That is interesting. This is another. This is kind of been circling the Internet. But one hundred seventy five pound black bear once eight. Eight pounds of cocaine died. We two hundred and seventy five pound black bear. That's a small better. Yeah eight eight hotter crazy. I didn't know they made the craziest part of that story. Is One hundred seven five pound bear not the eight hundred pounds of cocaine and my mom was like. He had like a hundred grams of cocaine. Eightieth Graham that killed him or screw question to eat eight pounds so there is turns out there was like a lot more like. There's some drug runners dropping stuff into the woods and then the The Da Lewitt's trying to find a drop drugs in a dead bear with eight hundred pounds of Kolkata's so what we know is that a bear can handle one hundred. Seventy five pound bear can handle at least eighty seven point five pounds of cocaine. Yeah Black Bears. Party will when if a bears Moose. What about the one wrestling? Great get the flake going Would about I fucking love cocaine. We're kind of bears that rally this bear. Well hanker you learned underwear aches nude. We just saw his balls just put his balls on livestream so there is a bear that fought for the Polish against the Nazi. I remember seeing the tech. Yeah that bears a bad ass we should. We should write a movie are we should right. Vo Tech Into Boehner Dogs Billy. How how old bears live to indicate about twenty twenty five? That's pretty cool. Dogs dogs are we. Yes we all hope that dogs live to twenty or twenty five now can you? Can you put like a saddle on a barren right? Golden Compass movie probably okay in Poop we what the HBO show that. Golden comes about is pretty good. What's Golden Compass? It's this book. Everyone's little exposed to the next Harry Potter. But then the guy the author kind of went nuts in the next book so they couldn't really make it a children's name but they've made it they made it into A. Hbo Series called his dark materials is pretty good. He's like that that that Youtube Kids Youtube Star blimpy. Who who did the cocky now? He's cocky hot tub right shit notion his friends Face okay. Joey Salads no Harlem shake show salads drinks on p Okay my mistake with Donald Trump little rabbit hole there. Billy when it comes to these bears are they Are they in the dog family? No Beers are closed. Bears have claws like dogs. They can't retract them but their own separate like their ancestors branched off from dogs longtime ago. There's actually a cave bear from North America. That was one of the largest land Predator layin Predator mammals on earth. That was like huge like I think it was like six five standing up shit. The cave bear. I'm looking at right now. Billie this thing is no joke yet. They said that it was the only thing. Their ancestors feared like anything on the planes. So thera they got up to thirteen hundred pounds. Oh my God oh no to twenty. Two hundred pounds is the biggest one about how much cocaine that bear can do to. That's a lot. I think Keith Richards bear got SICOM. Wasn't there a movie that I had well. We had the whatever the that movie the remnant but wasn't there another one where it was like a huge enormous bear prehistoric size and maybe night at the museum thousand. Who was in that? No I think it was night at the museum was Steven Rayle. I found an awesome like ten. Sign that you can hang up. Your living room. Says Welcome to the man cave. And it's just a giant grizzly bear and it says it says no responsibilities or empty glasses. Women allowed only to replenish food and drink. That's pretty bad ass. I might does. Moscow train bears to serve of. Let's another famous player and that was pretty cool. Didn't go check the bear in Polish army Carry the artillery shells. Didn't he smoked cigarettes? He knew salute. No that pretty sure Maybe just eight cigarettes. Okay what else. We got CH Polar bears mating lasts longer than panda bears by an hour. Still Bears Dating. Long Panda bears by. But we don't panda. Bears only go like a minute. Hallerberg go for like hours. Oh okay but it wasn't like it's pretty easy to last longer than a panda bear. Those are the two sides of the spectrum. Got It got it okay. How long did it take like a black bear to nut? I I gotTA figure that one thousand one fact. They saw looked at the data. Okay you think that has anything to do with the cold like it takes longer to to boss because it's so chilly. Outside Bayer's there is a polar bear grizzly bear hybrid a couple people shot and Canada. Nash Look Pretty. Cool a Paisley. It's a griller a crueler bear it kind of the comics awhile. Is that a panda. Yeah like it's it's huge. This things very cool. It's like it's arms. It looks like it's got a farmer's Tan so like the body is white and then the arms and the legs are Brown. We owe tire. Can you guys know Langer's? Yeah Yep bigger. Yeah Yup we will grow bears the same thing so I love grow or bears although yeah I guess if you're going for like what's the more intimidating name. Grohl is definitely more intimidating than than a Piddly right next time we bile across him. We should name it. The grower bears yes. The bears only Predator on earth. The only thing that hunts bears is a tigers in Asia on humans true but natural predators Cotton Tigers Asia. Beat BEARS CANDIDATES. Oh Our pussies lofter's panda bears would be like the would be like the Brooklyn Podcasters of the world like they live indoors there only to be gawked at. They don't know what I hard day's work is anymore that's POLARTEC. They're lazy all the time. It's basically impossible to get them to mate with anyone. We're just here for for our listening enjoyment or visual enjoyment. Yeah that's what a polar bears Kuala bears. Are they bears out very very dismissive of good. Fucking idiot. Pfc Quarters though. You can at least agree that that's a little bit misleading. Hola bears are chads and is. Yes Burgess yeah they're simps- would see what else we got good. They're black bears with a genetic variation that they appear white. The native Americans called these bears. A kermode May and they're like they call like the ghost bears if you like see one. It's good luck or something. You're like in a certain peninsula in Washington state where Canada looked at. That's close enough to around the same area. What else you got on the regional distribution of bears in the United States. Where are you least likely to find a bear? Your least likely to find a bear in Black. Bears are honestly. Tell me a huge problem near New York. Seal Ernie minutes outside New York. There's like Lacquers in Connecticut. That Tony Soprano they're everywhere. It's only soprano. Remember that episode. Hank it was after the ducks left him and then he got really depressed and you had to go see a psychiatrist because the ducks leaving reminded him of like his dad and everyone else so he really wanted to fuck the. Psychiatry Melfi dreamed about fucking her and then eventually he actually dies part. I remember the bears remember they. Yeah they fucked all. They definitely fucked on ninety. Were just been a dream very vivid dream. He I think they might see. She had the dream that yeah and then she woke up and she had to tell her psychiatrist. And then I'm sorry. Her psychiatrists had a dream about Melfi. Fucking him this subconscious think about Yeah Okay Billy Mares on law. There are bears on Long Island okay. Yeah how they get out there on a bears everywhere except Long Island New York City near mill case. They can't get out on islands. Got It could you know. Can they swim? Bears can swim close to like a hundred miles so we shouldn't feel that bad about global warming because at that point it's like polar bear. You had a chance to get off that ICEBERG. Swim back to land your true polar swimmers. What all the bad swimmers dot. Which is the the melted there and also because it's like lot of fat people go out on January first and jump in the water and light polar bear. Yeah that's true bill. You know you've grown a lot like in the last couple years and you were curious and what one thing I appreciate. I just noticed this right now when I asked you if I could swim. And he said Yeah Polar bears. They can swim one hundred miles. If this was billy from three years ago I would have thought that you thought that polar bears can swim really well. And so you're like instinctual. Measurement would've been like. Yeah they can go for like one hundred miles but now I think that you actually know that. Their range is about one hundred miles and it wasn't a guess we'll let me just look at that Thirty thirty that's called S. Is like a hundred. Yeah yeah that's one case. As far as two hundred twenty Mario Right. That's tides if they get if they get good tied like they're fine currents thicker. Yeah you can just sit in the current and just let it take you. Lazy River Body Surf Miles. We got anything else. Billy yes pretty much home at bare facts. There's a couple of awareness exciting. Well I want to say thank you because you somehow did this without making a Mitch. Trubisky joke so that was good. I fully expected something. There is getting through. They can't throw right. I don't think there's any exam actually Mitch can't throw left. He can throw right. That's why we actually the Cam Newton Cam cancer or rights interesting because usually disappear for a while right around January right. I forgot to ask you this last night. How matter you that came on the bears. Those videos Wednesday then. There's been more videos that have come out since then. We're cabbages looks like an absolute monster. Yes I think he's going to have a good bounce back year and people are going to be like wait. Why do we not Pick them up. It looks like an absolute freak. I hope I mean you're talking to get them. But I hope now that hot take about quarterbacks you wanted to lay on us before we let you go good quarterback in the NFL. You Got Absence Weirdo. Okay cool guys burn out. You can't be cool. That's I think that was the psyche. It's behind getting Daniel. Johns for the giants was like like they don't want someone who's like like cool guys. Don't work out you'll guy who's either like Carson Wentz where you just Kinda like for a guy like doesn't really think about all the noise like someone changing process the noise you lie you lie whereas bigger Mayfield. He's taken on the Careful real swag is no swag Baker. Though what do you think you don't think Patrick Mahomes School? We used to cut the whole thing gone. Yeah Yeah you're cool guy like you wanna live. That single guy wife style to Mahomes has never really done that. Big Ben was kind of cool not everyone but some people also weird like his beard nowadays true. That is weird. He's become weird. Yeah Cam Newton. Weird would is definitely weird. Peyton manning a little weird weird he wasn't he wasn't cool to the end of his career. Let's not let's not change historically if you look at the older quarterbacks I feel like some of those guys were cool and at the same time like Joe Montana his name was Joe Cool. Dan John Elway John elway was guy the Manera. What are the coolest guys only won? One Super Bowl in debatably wasn't his did he jerry team. I'm New York like I'm even admitted that way for WHO Joanie O. Got It yet. But he did win a superbowl. But yeah you're right okay through watching go. Maybe we'll do that list be next week when we do. A deep dive will list all the quarterbacks at Super Bowl. We'll decide cooler. Not Cool. Were multiple super bowls. Because well like you could make the argument that Tom Brady might've been cool at the beginning of his career but then it got kind of weird or he was cool during the years after the first three and then before the second three in many interesting may maybe you could also say that winning multiple super bowls makes you weird and cool. We're GONNA have to dive in and we're going to have to set aside for our big Cat harking lot idea. We'll come back to that. Wow Our way before we let you go. We were supposed to talk about hibernation. Was there anything else about hibernate? She wanted to share. We got kind of sidetracked on bears as we to hibernate. It's not gonNa Work Science. I'd like to explore that a little bit. Further but we'd hibernation in a COMA HIBERNATION. Actually like rain is operating in a coma. Like your your your terminal systems are operating too fast wade so when you're hibernating you're dreaming the whole time well it's actually different than sleep. A lot of animals that wake up from hibernation actually. Don't like they actually deprived like they haven't slept. Well it too much. You can be sleep here. Yeah interesting all right. So billy can people. Can we have people sending ideas for what you should do for deep dives? We'll have them tweet. Us sent up a deep twitter. Yeah you might want to let me. I mean kind of like a wikipedia club twitter. J. J. Kinda swag on your your old twitter account yeah. He swears he's wearing you. We don't have the Gucci's twitter account we do. Have we have no? We don't? I might have a password for Tom. Gucci let me say we'll get. We'll get billy set up with the deep dive twitter and we'll just have it because that's really where you always like. Thrived was facts. That was kind of the beginning of the WIKIPEDIA. Where do we want to call this? Billy's Corner Billy's deep dives. Won't Chalk Talk Charter like that. Okay Billy thank you see next Monday guys. You feel better. 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Danny Woodhead, Quenton Nelson, Worst Smells + Deep Dive with Billy Football

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Danny Woodhead, Quenton Nelson, Worst Smells + Deep Dive with Billy Football

"On today's part of my take we got a bunch of guests. Actually we have Danny woodhead recurring guests. Danny woodhead checks in. We talk some Cronin virus. How it's GonNa Affect the NFL. How compares to the lockout in two thousand eleven we also have new guests quit Nelson? Who joined US actually in studio about a month and a half ago? So we're in a run that interview and then we have billy football deep dives on Monday with Billy Footballer and do Vikings. We have. Who's back the week? We're GONNA do the mount flush more of Smells Mount Flush? More of smells so packed Monday. Show for you before we do. All that Karma take is brought to you by cash APP the easiest place to send money to your friends. It's the safest you can Send money to your friends your family. The bartender umass the waiter. You Miss Your Dog Walker. Whatever you WANNA do. The cash APP is the number one social distancing APP out there. I've declared it. 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Boys I don't know who's taking the role of negativity but I'm officially GONNA put my hand up and say I'm positive today. I'm going to have a positive spin on life. Who wants to be the negative guy? I don't think we should have a negative got. Yeah let's let's leave that in March okay. Then we need to have one negative person so at least at some point we have to have a negative comment just to bring us back down reality. But here's my positively of the day this whole new social distancing when you see someone on the street you know not having to get close to them is kind of awesome. I don't know if you guys had this yet where you take a walk like walking Stella so actually someone that we work with on the third floor and we had a nice chat probably ten feet away and it was kind of cool air. Yo you're doing the The Irish hello where you don't even have to acknowledge the person that's that's kind of a bit positively. It's natural separation right that opportunity leave much easier right right. How about this for Positively there's never been a better time to get a cold sore true true. Do you have one no. I'm just saying that if you do get cold sores now is like you're hitting the lottery if you get when you don't have to go into work for a couple of weeks no one's ever. GonNa know yeah or it's now's a great time to give yourself haircut and have it be a bad haircut. Yep Point are what's by the way. What is the plan for like haircuts and everything like that and we we just all? GonNa say fuck it and we're just not cutting your hair until Danny woodhead with the Super Bowl over here. Okay Yeah I haven't even thought about that but I'm definitely getting close to needing a haircut. So that's GONNA cases are awesome flow. I don't think I mean it's I don't know where it would go and warranty and challenge you. Won't I'm an Hornsey Jones? You Hank you shave your face. Quarantine Challenge yes. You grow your beard out until the end of quarantine. I'll shave my face at the end of corn team. Yeah that's it became such a bad deal for you that the day that we all get to be released from our houses which okay. Here's the negative part This whole like everyone's saying Oh. Yeah I can't wait for the day that we're allowed to go back out and world goes back to normal. The world's not going back to normal like like a light switch. We're not going to be like. Hey there we go now. Everyone just go party were cool. It's GonNa be such a weird gradual thing where everyone is scared of each other because of germs. You guys are you guys getting crowds concerts are gonNA exist for another year. I Hank I am getting a mask or or I didn't get a mass. I got one of those fucking really cool Like Mike easings yet. Like basically every navy seal wears ended. Actually the only one they had was an American flag one so apparently people shopping on Amazon. Don't love their country so I'm GONNA walk around with a weighted vest in that and people be like yet. He's special OPS. Will you have the altitude mask in the tactical glasses? So I feel bad because my neighbor came from across the across away here. He works at a hospital and he had like a box of ten hospital masks. And I'm like I don't want to steal valor. I don't WanNa take those. He's like no take at least one or two so I've got a couple of them. I get some emails from Janko. I think I've kept you guys up to date on that. They're doing their part to to fight krona virus with fifteen percent off sales but I think that they have yeah they should make mess with all the excess excess fabric juice out of the. Yeah the Kangaroo Pie just make Janko Brandon had jobs. I'm down for that I'm Yeah I got like basically the starter kit for guy who walks around like Portland Oregon with an AK47 saying don't take away my right so I'm definitely going to walk around Brooklyn everyone's going. What's this guy doing with waited best tactical glasses? American flag neck Mustache and and yeah in the mask. So yeah it's going to be good time. I'll probably get shot right. Yes yes you have the in my being detained starter. Pack Kiss exactly like I know my rights. What else is going on anything? I mean I actually do think here. We're back to positively. I think the president calling all the commissioners on Saturday was a positive sign. Because I would imagine that call was. You need to bring sports back right now. Because we're all need sports very very badly. I think he just called because Barron because Baron is driving him absolutely insane in the White House no sports on TV. So he was like. I WanNa talk to someone. Oh Oh you're saying that he's he he was like Dad. You need to bring the sports back you gotta get sports back. Donald trump was like. I'm sick of hanging out with my son because he doesn't have anything to watch on TV. So I need to call up Get here get me. Roger Goodell bear back barons a big football fan so and the MLS wasn't included. As last. I checked neither was there was The Premier League which was disrespectful fucked up Paul Rebuilding and invite. I didn't get an invite as Commissioner of Future Commissioner of United States. Rugby no owner. You're going to name yourself commissioner. Do owner slash commissioner. Yeah that's GonNa be a problem. Well sometimes you got to take charge of something if you want soft. I feel like that was a positive thing then win. Horses like the bearer of bad news drops more bad news. I feel like Saturday night that I just was Friday night. I actually actively ignored it just so that I couldn't be bummed out and you watch. Did you watch the clip of him? Saying it know what it is like sad. The way he delivers sad news was just just depressing. He was just. He's about to cry when he was saying it. Basically Yeah I'M GONNA cry when I so I saw you know the thing when you see like bad news on twitter and you just like I'm going to scroll by don't WanNa Watch. Don't WanNa see this not going to read this to comprehend this so I saw it briefly and scrolled right by and then This is the first. I'm thinking about the fact that he kinda hinted that. Mba's definitely GONNA cancel the rest of the season. Yeah there's a silver lining that cloud which is Adam Silver's considering having the best players League play horse against each other live on instagram which is just sounds like the most boring idea do dunk dunk contest better on instagram left. It is so so boring. Like saying horse is basically that Adam. Silver is really showing his age there. Because there's no way like horses the fun game when you're like five years old and you learn how to shoot and when you're seventy years old and like playing basketball but you can't do anything but shoot like yeah this is I actually. I was tweeting that I would rather watch. These players go through the regular workout and see like how they how they seem mellow in his hoodie. Draining shots and running no more than like ten steps and then seeing Lebron actually workout really hard and be like. Oh there's the difference that will be more than horse. I would rather watch Johnny. Cueto take care of his actual horses into what NBA player? Play the fucking debt. They're dead. Yeah that's that's that's how bad it would be to watch. Nba Player play horse. It's like two guys playing horse against each other. It's fun for them but it's boring for everybody else is like telling people your dreams do. I don't WANNA see James Harden. It'd be like okay. Here's another three pointer that a mistake. You okay now what I would I would rather watch them. Each take. A thousand free throws at least then. It's like okay. Here's here's what your percentages is is in like an empty Jim with no pressure it's just they're scrambling for content like everybody else but Yeah I'm going to take a hard pass on the horse idea. I actually think I even if there was absolutely nothing else going on the sports world. I still didn't watch that. Yeah and then. Of course people will say will think about the bedding. You've got to realize something if they play horse they're not GonNa let you bet more than like five dollars on these games. They're not they're just not so think big picture. Don't let them try to. They're they're trying to basically do a little switcheroo on us being like hey the NBA is probably going to be canceled. But we're GONNA play some horse. Don't let them don't let them do that. Don't let them do that to hold out for the cruise ship. Yeah exactly get off easy. We're not gonNA let them. I liked that cats. We're not GONNA take whatever Adam silver hands us. Thank him and begging for scraps from Astra seconds on Gruel. Okay this we want. We want our aircraft carrier eighteen. Nba Playoff Tournament. We we as a podcast have already said that we will donate our brains to anyone that needs it in terms of bring sports back but we won't do is let the Sports Leagues Belittle us by giving us these little games and and being like this will placate the world like. Oh we'll have You know A couple players play on you know video games and that will be fine. No that's not fine. That's fine for right now. That's not bringing back sports so we're holding out for real sports to come back otherwise. I don't know what we're GONNA do a probably just be really mad on my couch like I am every single day. Maybe they'll just keep dropping new tiger kings because Jeff Jeff. Lewis said that. There's going to be another episode Tiger King coming out which might be just wishful thinking on his part because he probably has a lot of footage from behind the scenes of different times that he's tried to get people to confess to crimes so he could tournament so he's probably got all this footage. We got enough to make another tiger king. Netflix is putting out next week. I don't necessarily believe Jeff Low because winds jeff low ever said anything to make you want to believe him but I am hoping that there might be another episode well before we started the show. You were trying to figure out why you had blood on your candidacy. Four and I think you missed it but hanging. We're talking we actually actively have we have the phone number to someone in Jeff Lows Camps. And we're trying to book him on the show to be like why you always wind dude. I love it. Let's make it happen so we might have happened. Text message though the original tax message like I was like. Oh you know we can watch entire king. We're huge fans of Jeff. Because it's like someone in his camp. Were to say that and I was like. There's no way this person actually even like they don't believe me sports right now is top chef. Masters is on and you can bet on that too. So I've been a big top chef guy for the last ten years so that's kind of cool. Yeah that's yeah. That's something they need. Bring back top top chef kids. That's the funniest show like on chopped traps shops. That is the funniest show on TV. If you if you were looking to kill some time I think there's a couple of seasons on on like on demand. It is so funny. Top Chef is great. If you like people getting eliminated every season for the same mistakes like somebody tries to make risotto. Someone tries to make ice cream and ten minutes and it never ever works and then they cry and get cut and they say that they should have been true to themselves when they were cooking. And everyone's like yeah. That's a good point. They did also. Obviously we're we're taping this before wrestlemainia night too but wrestlemainia night one was last night. I don't know if you guys caught any of it. Put the undertaker. Aj Styles match was one of the funniest light weirdly entertaining matches. I've ever watched in wrestling history because it was pre taped in a graveyard. It was the bone yard. Batch undertaker ended up burying him alive which has been theme of his career but it was like the perfect level of super cheesy and bad where it just became. Good an awesome. I've been watching a lot of backyard wrestling and that's this is now backyard wrestling. It's time to shine for like two brothers. That are both somehow named Travis in Central Tennessee. To just set up a camcorder in their backyard. And go out and slam each other onto barbed wire this is. This is your time to really. Wow us with your concept but I haven't been watching any of the Wrestlemainia so far this year. While they split up into two nights I think just to get more viewers. I mean it's just an also give people a little extra time to you know. I mean it's Nice. They should split. It's like the draft. The draft should be seven weeks. Long isn't rustling built on fans though it very bizarre because you can also like here the Like it's just bizarre. It's a bizarre feeling. But that's why the undertaker JAS thousand was was funny because it was a pre taped in a bone yard. That was just so weird but yeah it is. It definitely feels. It feels like almost like you're watching a video game. It's hard to. It's hard to explain it also of you here. I guess a couple of clips of the Spanish announcer and you can hear very vividly. The other announcers the real announcers because there's no one in the room when the wrestle yeah. I didn't think I needed to get interested in the last once once. I start getting getting really into like pay per view wrestling. That's when you know that we're scraping the Bible on the barrel for Sports. Because I've never been like mid nineties I watched a little bit of WWe. But I've been totally out of it but at that point if I'm if I'm shot seventy nine bucks for wrestling then you know that we're in very dire straits right now. Yes yes I got a question for you hang a new hot industry a new medium that I just saw earlier today. What's up with funeral? Me All my God. It's so sunny so funny that that guy made it. I forget what Dan was it. Dan Something Yeah Mason. He just he just he just made it come out of the blue but it's very very funny. You just got to find like a clip of someone getting hit or like when you got stuffed by big cat or something like that you like and then I don't know what you're talking about guys dancing at your funeral. Yeah or what? If it was a Roger Goodell saying with the Second Overall Pick Select Mitch and then boom fuel is going to be of the double that of the Chris the bears but it needs to be the video. Big watching the double doing right. It would be the video of me stuffing you got a video right right. That's trying to say all right. Should we do? Oh we can leg. Yeah yes surgery on broken. You pretty much broken leg all right. Let's do it. Who's the we can't grant you start? My who's back of the week is just my wardrobe in my like funkaway what who is it. Marie Condo is like the get rid of all your stuff to spark joy. So I did that. This weekend honestly. I was mentioning this before the show. He kept telling me to save it. Because that's where in the world but I like took all my clothes out and got rid of probably like five trash bags of donated or whatever. How many sweatshirts do you guys think I still have your? That's like what you wear every single day right. You probably have like twenty sweatshirts. Yeah Yeah Twenty. Seems like a good good gas. Pfc what's Your Aspe- big cat twenty. I liked that. Guess that's worth taking his guests. Okay Nice Nineteen Twenty six. Okay Pollino Wife twenty-six sweatshirts. I don't know I had like forty six. I you know I was. I was getting rid of so many in than I was like all right. This is a good six so many clothes I heard of so many clothes and then afterwards I was like all right. I'm done like woody Ford giant trash bags and I countered well sold twenty six sweatshirts. Y'All sparked forty six. That's so many sweatshirts. What was what was sweatshirt. That like just barely made the cut like number twenty five or twenty six Thanks Rico Bosco. Barely made the cut to get rid of a lot of a lot of them. Rico's not gonNA like hearing that. No I I still kept it. No I kept it because some things but if you had if someone came to your house right now said only twenty sweatshirts allowed. Cdc Guideline only twenty switchers allowed Rico. Bosca wouldn't make the cut. I mean if we're trust you that's probably true. Have you just move the goalpost because we were talking about twenty seven Clay Travis you did and then my other? Who's back video games? I've just that's really been playing video games for like this entire quarantine but we have to a channel. I can't wait till in two weeks when you're like sick of video games just like you got sick of Being High No. I'm getting good though I'm getting. I'm I'm very bad so it's like I'm getting better. I actually was talking to to show. Triggs are artists. Who who does all the cover art for a pardon? My take and also made the the Book the The coloring book that was awesome and watching kids out is so so awesome. Triggs has a newborn as well and he texted me he was like. I wanted to throw my phone through the wall when Hank said this quarantine his ruined getting high. Because it's not fun anymore. Yeah I mean you guys sparked Joy Somehow. Have you been trying out new pieces? Different devices got a couple. I got a couple of wraps couple of cigars. Mix IT UP OKAY. Because it's just different than than doing new positions to keep things fresh and relationships so thanks to fall back in love with getting high. Yeah there's been trying to do like once a day. Just save it so we'll have something to look forward to at night. Speaking of chopped for children we should just give hank like three or four ingredients every day and he has to make a bowl piece out of whatever we give him. Yeah Yeah Okay. I'll think of some things for tomorrow fifty. That's a WHO's back. The Week is global dimming. Have you guys heard about global dimming? No all right so I got really down this rabbit hole last night Because some people were saying you know what's going to be a nice byproduct of everybody's staying in place is carbon. Emissions are going to go down. Aerosol missions are going to go down. It means that it's going to be better for the environment overall. I not so fast my friend. Because there's something called global dimming which is the effect that Aerosol in all those little particles have when it's in our environment and in the atmosphere every single day it actually protects us a little bit from the sun's rays and makes the Earth a little bit cooler because we put so much into the atmosphere. Now that all that's dipping down it's actually going to increase short term effect of global warming. So we're doubly fucked so it's going to be hotter the summer. It's going to be really hot. Yeah and it's all Nino which Jeez I don't even think about that. That's the ultimate like you could blame. Anything on on Nino was only in your step wagon. According to Chris Farley was the need the boy I think it means Jesus actually from what I'm told. Chilean fishermen use think Jesus was coming every like five years. Because they're catches would be they'd have so much more fish it was just because the water was a little bit warmer we're This is like the perfect storm of Shit. That's about to hit our entire environment right now. Okay so you're the negative guy. Today that was very negative. I'm just being a realist realist. Oh listen there's no we don't believe you. We can't look down on the negative person each show because it is released like that is what we need. We need someone to be like. Hey it's the world is kind of fought so there it is we're doubly fucked but again it goes back to climate change. There are some advantages to having. No no no I was about to get now. I'm not going to get that negative. Oh who's back of the week is true love because John. Snow keeps falling in love with anyone who talks to so that guy is sap and I was today years old when I found out that there is difference between John Snow and Rob Star. So I've been really paying attention closely to To gain thrones not lie. Manning symphonies easy baby. It's not easy but it's necessary all right. My who's back kind of a huge simp- major symp- They're both to be honest. Big Time fat means all the way back. I stepped on the scale today. I'm up thirteen pounds since quarantine started. I mean you were going hard cat like I didn't. I Like I talk to you about it but you were. You were really. That was like two months. Like big ED's going hard at this diet and it's it's completely fallen apart. I've been averaging like four hotdogs day last three days. It's a pace cannot be kept up pizza ice cream so on getting back on track tomorrow. Officials Eighty pound weight fest. When you because if so you've actually lost a lot of ways I actually. I actually have my own weight vest. Now that is my body because I took a walk yesterday in like my knees hurt after I was like. Damn I didn't have my weight messed on. Oh wait. I've gained like a way too much waiting last two weeks. This is probably it so back on track. You know what I've started doing on Saturdays. I don't know if this is good enough I've been going for bike rides. Like actual analog non peleton outdoor bike rides. Which is safer that psalm throwback? Yes such a throwback. I've been like bike into the convenience store. And getting like a twenty ounce mountain dew and then riding home feels pretty good freezes cops and yes and recently. I was thinking. Here's how bored I was. That was like what if I just liked around Manhattan just did like a big lap around the entire island sex thirty miles. You think I could do that. Yeah absolutely could do it okay. That's what I'll do next week. I'll do I'll do personal race around Manhattan. You got this. You got this for sure and then my other whose back is Internet one point. Oh I'm bringing back Internet one point on Friday night. I did purse go bar hopping which is just basically finding random. People who are periscope for like five people and then re tweeting it and everyone going in and being really nice but that's the key it's not inter net two point. Oh we're not trying to talk with people. Were just being nice. Trying to signal boosts all the struggling artists out there who trying to get out there and doing their art for like six people. Every night on periscope were were signal boosting them and making them feel good so trying to make the Internet like fun again. I don't know this might be still like that. Yeah just like be nice. I don't know I was. I was trying to do that when I crashing. Different Zoom meetings like at crash this one instructor who is teaching people how to do the. Cup dancing thing or the cup drums and then the FBI put all these guidance is saying like it's against the law to do that and so it felt like it was getting to a bad place. Well like some of the negativity. Was the Rangers one who crash. Yes what the New York Rangers. Zoom on Friday night was not good. Yeah exactly so. I've been looking for something more constructive positive way to go. Just see random new people hop in whenever I whenever we go. I'm going to keep it very random because if I if I if I do it consistently it will. It will get ruined. So it'll be totally random but we found a woman WHO's now painting. Us something for our studio. I found a woman that I keep having lunch with New Zealand everyday named Luis. Who's very nice so yeah it's Internet one point. Just connect use the Internet for the good things bat. What is Internet? I've never heard that phrase before is that like I appreciate it. Let's go doing forget it but I also feel at one point. Zero was way worse. Well There were several. There was definitely free for all. But they were less cynicism. So it's like less sarcasm cynicism in the Internet. I know what you're saying Hank like getting at one. Point was definitely like hey look at this video of Guy Getting beheaded. That's cool like that definitely happened a lot. Internet one point. Oh but I also think at one point. Zero people had more pure intentions so like people were doing things just to do them not to go or wasn't like people were putting out videos to troll people or like like. I'm always thinking like Danny Boy Kane is Internet one point Oh he was just as genuine and as pure as could be. And that's what these periscopes are. Internet soldier boy soldier boy naming taking every popular song and putting it online wire but then actually it just was a soldier Boy Song. Yeah renaming it. Donald like fifty cent into club. And then it would just be soldier. Boy Yeah those usually every song if you try to download a Beatles Song it was It was use sociable. Seeing would just be like crank that yes so I guess maybe Internet one point. I was in the exact phrase four put. I would say just less sarcasm. Cynicism in the Internet and less like everything is the worst in. We're all GonNa die and everything leads back to politics. That's what I'm trying to bring back Road getting away from global dimming is what you're getting at but we need to at least be aware of it so. I appreciate you doing that trying to educate people. I don't know it might also be another hoax. I'm very I'm prime to get hoax by somebody right now. Yeah Yeah. The hawks are are going everywhere right now. Cunanan is has really sunk their teeth into this entire thing. Would you say that Internet one point zero was like you log onto rotten dot com and then boom funeral million? Yes yes something. Like that like where. It's there's definitely parts of at one point where you would definitely see more dead bodies than Internet two point. Oh because they have the filters yet. The quality has one hammer. I'm like a season detective in TV drama. 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I mean I think there's a chance he could leave. I would say sixty forty he leaves whom I would say out out of the you. Don't I think out of the teams the possibilities are? I know this sounds crazy. The raiders chargers Kansas City chiefs or the Tampa Bay buccaneers checks to. Yeah I the thing is the chiefs. I E. Yeah they want a super bowl. I get it. But there's rumors that they're not happy with mahomes his leadership. They went tom there for year. Have him grow? You have to look ahead in this league to you know like okay. Happy homes did it last year. But it's about what's going to happen you don't get paid for pass before this isn't like the NBA where they'll give you an eighty million dollars contract because franchise. It's more likely that he's going to go to the chiefs in the box. The box is the craziest one right. I think the chiefs have the upper hand right now But it's just it kind of depends on their cap. You know what I think they pay tom in. Just wait for a year for an extension with Patty. Give him a one year deal. Give him a one year deal. Next year Helix they'll extend Patty M. That's not a bad idea. Because you see how much he learned from. Alex Smith as backup. Imagine what he could learn spending a year backing up. Tom Brady is like the ceiling. Would would just go so much higher for him. Plus there's a track record of getting New England quarterback Matt Cassel went down there and he lays like this. It's like pipeline. Yeah I would consider. I mean anyone that's played. Nca. The football knows pipelines recruiting. High blinds will You know getting a quarterback pipeline to from New England to Kansas makes a stints and think about we're talking about Mahomes ceiling right now is being all it winner. We already reached. He's already reached it. He won a super bowl. You know you wanna stay was like he wanNA Super Bowl right right right right doing yeah. Do you want Pat to win a super bowl or super bowls. Great Point in green glass half full. Well what about what about your Boy Philip Rivers? Because you also played with Phil. Do you have an inside track? And where he's going to go with You know obviously he's not going back to the chargers I do not. I just don't think he's gone too. I mean there's been talk that maybe they're done with them. I know that's what I thought. It is a cold world so I think the box could be to the box. The colts in a lot of rumors flying around at the Pittsburgh steelers interesting. Now I was thinking maybe Baltimore too. Well Yeah Baltimore Zoo just because kind of the same deal is mom's like yes super cool your MVP but like you need to learn from someone in all seriousness. You obviously played with the Patriots. You around Tom Brady around bill check. Did any of this shock you at all or were you like it kind of makes sense. Because he had the writing was on the wall and it felt like something that he was going to do by negotiating this freedom. Yeah I you asked me five years ago. I would've said it never happens. Never I would have been like. He's GonNa he's GonNa Finish in New England. Do his deal there. And that's what it's going to be. But who predicted? He was going to tell US fifty three right in in in. That's the thing is now. He's getting to the age obviously getting close to social security but more than anything. He's getting to the age where it's like. I just WanNa do my own thing. And that's kind of what I see it as he practiced wants to do his own thing in like. What's not fault him for that? If I played it for jerseys I mean granted. I don't have a legacy but still like disagree. You're right you're right. Good call good call. I have a light AC- it's just more of a Allegra Allegra at at this. It's a slightly injured leg. It's yes that's what. What are we GONNA argue? Are we going to going to be like? Oh Tom Really wasn't that good. Oh he wasn't you moron visuals. We've really is the dwell time. That's not like kind of up for debate anymore. It's just a weird thing to like. See Him 'cause they're gonNA play in a lot of prime time games and we're going to see Tom Brady in a box uniform. And it's going to be weird and it's going to be weird that the Patriots GonNa play a whole heck of a lot of one o'clock games. Yeah it's true like yeah. There's rumors that they're not gonNA have him on television. Just put them behind a paywall. It's yeah it is it's GonNa be or like PBS. Nickel Tunnel London Games. It's like Oh congratulations patriots. You have four home games in London as like. It's like no no we don't for all the terrible so we don't WanNa play their second of all. That's the stupidest idea ever. I kind of agree with you that with Brady. He wants to do something a little bit different. Because you see that he's going to be on Howard Stern next week like he's going to sit down like there's no chance that would ever happen if you think you take his shirt off. No it's it's actually like it's funny because it's both of them in there like the later phase of their careers where like you'd be like. Oh It's Howard stern and ask him about his sex like no because he's not the same Howard stern anymore. Tom Brady in a weird way is opening up more than he'd probably ever has. So it's like two ships passing in the night when it comes to how the interview could have been great and it probably will be just whatever I would say even the last. Would it be more year where Tom's he's on social media? He's doing this. He did the facebook thing facebook. Show whatever the heck that was but I will say like once you once you leave. I mean I don't know how many times I've been on. The show doesn't really matter but the first time we talk I was just like I don't know I fear out of New England. It's like if you look at the progression as far as comfortable talking to people. It's I guess when I was in San Diego I thought bill is GonNa come to my house. Like you tickle monster than do something weird to me you know where it. So maybe maybe maybe he knows that bill could be the tickle monster. Yeah so I went on your show a couple of weeks ago. You're very good at podcast. I'm actually A little bit threatened by you because like most most former athletes they start to podcast in like you know. What does it going to be easy? Just GonNa talk about playing days all the time. You're you're pretty good at it. So how much tape did you watch a part of my take before you take your first episode? You know you got to watch a lot. Hey I mean because you have to put yourself in those different scenarios so like you have to watch not every film not every podcast but you gotTa Watch about it you know. Half of them Because what if I'm in that scenario or what if I'm in that scenario bill was once you to Piss your pants next to him handle you gotta be prepared Situational podcasting like do Am I going to stick a whole thing? Rodman in my mouth. I don't know lately like that. Yeah probably at some point. You're going to have to do that in my going to have to start smoking heaters. I don't know not that you did that but maybe I have to probably a real question for you ready for this. I'm ready well so we're obviously in a weird time. Right now knows what the future is going to hold here for when sports are going to come back. But I would assume as we're sitting here. Oh actually we're supposed to decry viruses. Seems like it could be a big deal. I saw the first case in China. They're recovered are asked that we tape this January no but in all seriousness the The season will probably be delayed like in terms of or it will be a shortened training. Camp right guys will have to be coming back and rushing into it. Similar thing happened. Two thousand eleven. You were in the league than the lockout lasted until July. What which side is that favor like? Our guys really working hard on their own or is it something that guy's going to be a little out of shape like how. How does that all play out in your mind? I mean it's in some ways it similar to the lockout but in other ways it's not at all because there's nowhere to train. Let's it's total self discipline in. I mean that's what's GonNa like. The people are going to have the edge of the people that have veterans. Who actually care and know what it's Out You look at the lockout year. We were so far. We know that was your went to the Super Bowl and blue the giants. But we're so far ahead of everyone because everyone knew training camps happening regardless with Bill. You better be ready in if you're not like you're going to be fired. You're not GONNA have John. I don't know then you're GonNa go do whatever the heck you would. You didn't have a job. So I'd favor the teams that a little bit more discipline in I would not favor the teams that don't just kind of do whatever the heck they want. Because there's a lot of guys just don't do anything it's also crazy to think about teams with new coaches and like how the heck are are or team. Maybe not even teams new coach but like a team like the dolphins who have three first round picks who are going to be like throwing a lot of draft capital around and trying to pick up a lot of like new rookies and make their team young overnight. How the hell do you then try to get a training camp when it might not start 'til August see? I think that's going to be hard to believe that if it would have been normal. Offseason not saying they're gonNA make the playoffs. The dolphins have some good coaches be flowed. The Brian Florida's really good. He was a quality control. Special Teams Dude. When I was there in New England Dude Rosa ranks unbelievable coach. And he's I mean. I thought he did one of the best coaching jobs in the NFL. Last year I mean hopefully. No Dolphins get offended the trash. Es Football Team we've seen in the NFL and since own sixteen lions were actively trying to lose. They were actually trying to loosen. They ended up being competitive towards the end of the season. Right Angle Sue. The bengals were like exactly bad enough to lose almost all their games but they never never felt like the bengals were just getting. The crap kicked out of weakened weak out right. No I totally agree in. So the dolphins all the cap because they do have a ton of draft capital. They have so much so much they can. They can do whether it's even trading up more They can do whatever they want in in. That's what's exciting. But it's not exciting like you said because there's going to be off season and that's going to be difficult. I think I mean man my rookie year. I wouldn't have been ready until the season obviously ended up getting hurt but you go in for the off season. You don't even know what you're doing. The offenses are so much different. People saying that college offenses all. Yeah I you know it's we we run a NFL OFF. No you don't you're lying. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Now let me say this. Lsu might have had a little bit of because of Brady in there he ran. You could tell that with the NFL office but still is in the NFL. Now Yeah exactly. So it's it's GonNa be hard because it's it's different either it Running backs like you have to pass. Pro like an run like the past pros. Maybe the number went and deal in if you if you can't figure that out just the past protections not playing so like I'm thinking that it's just running back think of it as offensive line. There's a lot of teams in need offense. Lineman will in their some good offensive lineman. But if you don't have the time to understand what you're doing what you're going to suck you're not getting it doesn't mean you're a bad player. You're not gonNA do well quarterbacks. That's one position if you got. I don't know if he's a genius. But I think borough and I think too. I think they're both really good. I don't know what type of development but I that's something you get drafted because the drafts GonNa go on right. You'RE GONNA they're gonNA find a way to get play books. Let's let's not joke around with ourselves Yeah they're gonNA they can get it. Only one st now. They're gonNA get playbook somehow and they'll be able to study in. That's something that I think it'll be very hard but if you have do that like is like Tom Brady or Phillip River. Someone that likes just grinds in in wants to know what everyone does. They might be able to figure it out but it's still going to be difficult right. What about the idea of having a team like installed like accustomed playbook almost a madman type game? And then giving that outs that every single player and be like okay. Yeah you get to the stop leg off its alignment and work as a team and learn what the guy next is going to do and get that field now but you can still take those mental reps and figure out where you're going to do on every single play you know I think That would be brilliant. If like you could have like the terminology like blur the same in you just play Madden now the same of course. Not but as far as like for receivers would be super helpful for running backs. It'd be very helpful There's things you have to learn like the snap count the EV- every team has different Verbiage for the snap count all that in in. There's going to be different Verbiage as far as like who? This is little more in depth but a quarterback points out the Mike. Some teams have the center point out the MIC teams. Thou- like there are certain things that will give so I- communication wise from the line in the quarterback but even just like the simplicity Knowing what the name of the plays are that'd be huge so I have to the other question semi serious with the cancellation of all the pro days. And a lot of guys not having a shot like you went undrafted but you had an unbelievable forty time in and showed out in your in your workouts. If Danny woodhead was coming out of college right now in twenty twenty would you knowing this isn't you. Would you be on Instagram? Doing a lot of like look at how many push ups look how fast I can run like instagram live. Here's me squatting. A million pounds. Would you have to do that because I think that's really the only way you can get like people to to take notice that you're still working out and still someone that should be on a roster? Oh I definitely do something like that. I mean super weird in. It'd be I'd be like I'm an I'm a influence pro. Dare guy you know like it'd be it'd be the weirdest thing and I'm not usually comfortable doing stuff like that but I do it because if I wanted opportunity. Part of part of the whole. Nfl COMBINE PRO deal is looking. The part is is looking the part like so when I ran my forty when it was at Nebraska guys like I was when I was in good shape our shredded. I was like five two hundred in shredded. His I've ever written on life in so what I do. I ran in just just tights. Could I took my shirt off in. Made sure everyone saw this little white boy from Nebraska that he can run really fast. Andy looks jacked. You basically doing instagram without instagram. Esh Strapping instagram. Live The the thing is you know and front offices. They have some dude always looking at everyone's twitter. They're like make sure like they're looking at every college kids twitter. They're looking at their own players. Twitter's INSTAGRAM's whatever? It may be so like. They're they're out there. They may not be their names. But they're out there. I don't know what the heck they are. But we'd always come in and it's like for instance in New England. Bill would always know if something crazy went down on twitter and it wasn't even like big but it was somewhat crazy. It's like the WHO's up at one o'clock in the morning looking. I'm this stupid stuff like don't you got something going on? Well THEY HAVE. They have someone doing it for him. I always thought that the whole snapface instantchat thing that bill would say I thought that was always bullshit because he knows he knows where all these APPs are he has a. He knows everything he my face. Space Book like. Yeah Yeah for all those people who don't know what my space was there. There was another social media my space facebook together. I know people don't know that but facebook my face you need all you doing on. That old met that tweeting thing or whatever it is and we're like bill you. This is the forty seventh time. You said this joke you know. What twitter is. You know what you're probably talking. That's my guess. Absolutely absolutely I was worried about the drug testing aspect of things like is goodell sending out his piss collectors to go door to door. Because that's not healthy. That's not good social distancing or you take a lot of guys are are well. I wouldn't be I mean I'm sure they probably are you know. Yeah aren't I'm sure they probably aren't But yeah that's that's not good. Well then I mean if you if you have someone drug testing U. They're getting up close and personal. What if like like? That's not good. Someone say they randomly were a carrier and they sneeze on the person struggled. Testing is like you know right is on your crash. Yes that's what they do they do. Yeah is there. Is that weird? Just having somebody to Wash U. P. You know what it's super weird but by the by the end of the year. Tenure like come on in you know. Just come on it. That's that's what I always joke. So we forget the end of my career I'd be like so you'd know their name is usually wasn't always the same person but you'd get the same people from time and time again in the they'd be like so come on over here come on come on come on over here you can watch. Tv. I'm pulling my pants down. You want me to pull him down to my knees or where do you need me to bowl? You need to take my shirt off. And sometimes we're out. I thought it was Kinda funny. Yeah I mean obviously like with the new CBA. I think it's they're not even testing for marijuana anymore but right I still feel agnostic. I if you were to try to get away with taking some PD's you could just tell the person like oh I've got symptoms of the virus and then there's no chance that somebody would go into a bathroom solid. It would be the easiest time ever to take these the absolute easiest time because you could get out of it like. What are they going to stay? No you don't have symptoms. Yes I do and then you just maybe you just cough or something like you will not get tested billy. Football just tweeted like two minutes ago. This is if we don't have football for eighteen months. This is the perfect time to do a couple of cycles. So he's telling everyone that right now another sliding door moment question that I'm very curious about and this might be like a little nerdy inside college football recruiting. Do you think if Danny woodhead was sixteen. Seventeen years old right now. Do you think Scott Frost would have him walk on at Nebraska? No I think he would. I think he would have offered Miss Scholarship. There you go I I actually agree. I agree because I read. I read an entire like along the Omaha dot com or something real whole article about Basically the demise of Nebraska football has been the walk on You know program and going getting like all these guys from smaller high schools and being like hey come in and we'll build you into football player and you were listed there. Like how does the Brask miss on Danny woodhead like that would be in the Tom Osborne era? That would be the perfect guy that they bring in and ends up being like an unbelievable college football player after red shorting and like sitting on the bench for three years. Yeah you know the thing. Is I looking back like yeah I do? I wish I could have. I wish I had the opportunity. Whatever you know that's here nor there do I think I would do. I think I would have went there I do. I also think football's at a different time. Now like you want quicker faster people on the field when I when I was coming out of High School. There wasn't as many. I mean there are some I mean everyone. We all know some reasons why I didn't you know get offered in. That's okay but a now there's a fit for the the smaller running back like that's if I if I'm a coach I'm probably. I'm probably not playing a big back if I'm if I'm a head coach even in the NFL. I WANNA back five. Ten or shorter people are going to laugh. I don't want a six foot two running back. I WanNa five-foot. Tanner shorter two hundred ten to two hundred pound. Running back. Who's fast can catch the ball and then I'll go get a six foot two hundred twenty five pounder that can run on the goal line or something but like I don't I want I wanNA score points right so you get a running back. That is super skilled in can catch the ball and can run between the tackles. He doesn't have to be to twenty. You can have tool oh five. You don't even have to have him to five but you get a dude that can run the ball to. It's just like it's cat-and-mouse. They're like all right. They put nickel on. Okay we can throw it or we can run it down their throats depending on personnel. Say you're in twelve personnel tight ends there nichols run? Oh you're in base your day so we're going to go empty and we're GONNA kill you and make you look stupid. I actually think part of that. You know it's always Derek countries unbelievable but part of every everyone loving him is. He's a little bit of a throwback in that way like you don't see those type of monster backs Like you might have ten twenty years ago right in the thing is derrick. Henry Amazing. He's one of few right. You know what I'm saying like I'M GONNA go get Derrick Henry No you're not. I think that they're going to be some coaches that. Try to get a Derrick Henry because the NFL is very much. Just what have we seen recently like a copycat type? Are they going to be offensive? According to that just tried to plug any six foot three two hundred thirty five pound guy running back and it's going to fail miserably. It's also more honest thing you could do like I know that's what the NFL does. But unless you have the Dallas cowboys offense of line of three years ago. You don't do it. I like how your explanation type running back. That you want progressively just became more and more descriptive of Danny woodhead. I'd take like a guys like less than six feet. Maybe five ten may usually played it two hundred ten so two hundred pounds like a guy that can bounce outside catch the ball but also like almost like a Christian. Mccaffrey type you narrow down at the end where it was just like if we were playing guess who. I would have correctly identified that you were talking about Danny woodhead. Yeah Yeah I had one last question for you. Nebraska Corona virus. You guys aren't doing anything. Anything differently are you know we are. We definitely are so 'cause we were out of state. The we came back in be so I have a friend. That's a doctor in. He's kind of dealing with at all. So I kind of knew the I wanNA say the severity but I I knew that it could spread so we were like once we got back. We're GONNA WE'RE GONNA self corn because we didn't know if we could have came in contact with because this is starting to blow up. I don't know what everyone else is doing. Say We have is. We are so spread out. Yeah thanks that's what I assume and I I would do the same thing. I was. Just think that the rural the more rural states if our living in one of them right. Now I'd like come on. We're so spread out. I mean think about this. It took like New York have thousands of cases and people start dying for everyone in New York. You'd be like okay. Maybe I won't go outside anymore. So it's it's just a really hard thing to let your brain accept what's going on so I just assumed the more rural states. Well yeah well I think there are some that are like that now. Omaha metropolis but we're close our areas close to a million so we have enough people that we are somewhat close right so we see it as being super real whereas I think some of the smaller towns. They're probably just going about their business. Mike Water hands whatever it may be but also we see at least is in Omaha that we see everything that's happening to you guys in in even some of the other other states and we're like all right let's pump the brakes a little You know not so much that even though we have made the advantage of being spread out with still chill just because it's crazy in there is a lot of craziness going on in the world man like stuff like this. And that's what's fun about doing like the podcast like this. World's seal needs some some black fawn laughter joy in in. That's like that's super important right now like so. I don't know if I know. Tnt FOLLOW ME NEXT YEAR. You do to like my haircut. My hair sprays you know right. Those are the basic stripes. Yes and you know I did it because I'm trying to have fun. I'm trying to make people laugh trying to make people like still like get on the Internet and not like search Ron virus statistics. Because that's what everyone wants to do. And what does it do that? Just builds up fear anxiety and stress. Like you go nuts. I want people to jump on their man. Woodhead looks like a clown. Like that's what I want and I don't care because I think it's fun and in and I want people to enjoy their lifestyle even though it's hard and it's tough times and and we all get that with still like try to have some some sort of like sunlight on people's lives. Yeah I love it. all right everyone go. Listen to Danny's PODCASTS. Out of nowhere is what it is called. And thank you Danny. Always great to catch up with you man. Hey thanks for having me fellas be safe. Danny Wash your hands. You guys wash that interview. Danny woodhead was brought to you by our good friends at Roman Roman swipes. 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Pro Bowler Quinton Nelson from Sny as a big intro. Can we say future all famer? We'll say okay. Yeah Weekly Q. Call me whatever you want if Cunanan except the coward or fraud not GONNA use. Those are fighting. I don't at all my first question for you is a pretty pretty. Tricky one Did you join Andrew Locks Book? I did not like talking shit about that. Oh No no pedia club. Yeah Okay I did. Read a tweet a quote though that you had were you were saying how Andrew Luck when you were playing with them you would go to different cities and he would be pointing out like architecture and sometimes you're interested in sometimes is a direct quote. You'd think. Beat it nerd. Yeah it'd be like shut the fuck up so you so smart. Was there a moment when Andrew Luck retired? Where you like? Did you sit him down beforehand? Like hey man like I'll make sure you don't get sacked like it's fine. You won't get hurt. We'll I mean neither. Nahda sit down with them and say that but I mean we gave up the lease acts the year before like his last season and stuff but like he told me. I was just like shocked. We're actually playing a preseason game against the bears that was the third preseason game and Against my boy bars and then Yeah he told us before the game and during the game. The news broke camera cameras. Were all over him and the fans were booing them. Those bullshit must been kind of awkward to just like were trickling through the stadium. And then you guys figuring out that people figured out probably not the ideal way for for probably not what he wanted to have happen. Either but Yeah I mean it seems like he made the right choice for himself. He got sick of like all the wraps up. But as you mentioned you went two hundred thirty nine consecutive dropbox without allowing a sack tune. Were you in. The zone can often get in the zone of for sure. I mean when you're clicking on all cylinders and your Just seeing everything through one set of is for sure and We've tight knit group and great guys and great players and We're definitely on his own and Yeah it was awesome. How excited you get when Iran plays called. Because I I read this story to The you guys were newer one in five in two thousand eighteen. Yeah playing the bills coach comes in and he says we got fifteen plays fifteen play-set. It's all runs. Yeah Yeah all base runs. There's no checks the passes and We're going to run the football this game and that's what we did and I WANNA run gets called like I want to run through brick wall. 'cause I I'm fired up like I get the attack this guy and Like try to get the best them as much as I can. And it's more you're on the aggressive than I can pass pro. You're on the defensive. So can you tell the moment you don't have to name names but can you tell the moment When a opposing player that you're playing across from has lost his will to like even think you right now big at no no no no. I have a beer sweatshirt on Yup and Fridays. Your does that happen like in the course of a game when you're like doesn't want anymore. Yeah and I mean When you're just imposing your will on people and like lucky you're fucking up the whole game and you're not even talking Shit. They're just like man. Fuck this shit as awesome and that comes with five guys all doing their jobs and it can't just be one guy because they could just move over to the other side so then they move over to the other side and they're still getting the same business from the right guard is awesome. Skopje demoralized there. Was that one clip. That came out of you snatching. Somebody's soul you knocked out a linebacker and the colts social media account at it in the sound of you screaming as you did it to make it sound more intimidating. Yeah so everybody's freaking out because it was such a cool it can play an awesome sounding hit but then it turns out that since it went so viral the league watched it and they ended up finding you for a helmet-to-helmet hit y'all so mad like I. I go in a Monday. There is a Fedex on my locker seat on my all. What's in here open love? It says twenty six thousand dollars five dollars. What like are you kidding? Me Like the colts like blew it up. Which then my because I got some more clout for however at the same time it got twenty six thousand dollars worth the twenty six th. I don't know I think I think it might have been pissed though. I walked into my media guys Office like with the finance. Your fucking pay for this shit and he was like dude. I'm just an intern. That runs social media. Yeah Yeah pretty much Can I play? I play for you all right. I'M GONNA play clip for okay. This is me talking about you. Tough guy this is quitting on bussing with the boys. Pray PODCAST DO ANYTHING FOR CLOUD TRANSITION. Hold on a second. I was finished with one thing. Fuck you get okay. A kiss did. He's the best famous before that may know quaint was already famous. You may quit and famous man but what's it album. I got in your head so much. You couldn't transition so you were mad at me was Mattia. Why honestly it's so long ago it's water under the bridge. Remember why you're mad. I don't really remember all I know. Is Taylor's my fucking God. Does it right? We're being a piece of shit. Well I wasn't change anything with the fact that we then like. I could make the case that I'm Taylor's boss now. Because we bought Hams. Then you're you're kind of suffering right now saying I'm just saying. Does that change anything? I mean definitely like those guys too but it was on Wednesday when Taylor did the fuck. You big cats. Yeah we had. They were like blowing up our twitter and instagram included. They have great podcast but I remember you being part of him being like fuck. Why does I understand why Taylor doesn't like us? But why does Quinn now like us? Yeah I was like who the fuck big cat is even a big guy price policy like the fucking try to you. Got The bench. Press right here you go to town. I can see the biceps popping through this western Mich. Right now to Mush Bro. We thing with one hundred thirty five. Some real heavyweight. How many how many times like I duNno I eighty. I don't know the combine subtle Flex twenty-five thirty six. Okay took one rapper. Way of I'm over the you read also that you were doing your benching more. Your senior of high school than Jude. Avion cloudy did that year. Combine yeah but The reps probably wouldn't Gannon because my hips were coming off and stuff but we got. We have a very strict dips down to get my hip throws in the warm up the hips. Right have come up. I do respect the fact that you got so mad at big cat despite not really knowing like what you were getting about I like. Did you go through life like getting pissed off people? Listen I got a tight circle my fucking boys like I got back. So are we part of that now. I mean diverse. Closer close not even close. I mean this is fine where we stand now. You guys are awesome guys. I love your podcast. I love Barstool. I love listening to it and I mean you guys are awesome. Yeah I mean we will we you know we got them in Miami had a good time with your good. I I legally have to say they have a great podcast because money in my pocket. So but have a great podcast. Say that no matter what we were your honor but boys now wait a minute. I just wanted like I would say they have a great podcast no matter what because it is bustling with the boys go subscribing put again. It's money in my pocket lawsuit. Five starts yeah. Please do it all lined up at fullback this year. I love fullback. Slow the deal but I was a fucking pussy. Did six five three hundred thirty five bounds from the one yard gain one yard. That's actually the ultimate biggest bitch. Just getting the ball from the one and getting tackled right at the goal line. But you still got to get to touch on this. The thing was I was like yeah. I definitely just didn't cross the goal line right there. And like they ruled a touchdown on Mike. Dude fuck it like. This might be my only chance. We gotta do the celebration now. Did the cake Stan L. Already awesome and also went. Are you ever worried that you're going to viral for an offensive lineman now? I'm not really worried about it. I mean I don't I wouldn't I wouldn't say I like try to go. Viral logistic happens right uh-huh crushing souls. And then you go viral. Are you ever going to get a Maybe like some some kind of deal legally to keep Brian Baldinger away from you because a restraining order of some sorts because he his videos of you. They're uncomfortable sometimes. He loves you did he. He makes love when he's talking about. Maybe he's like look Q. He goes crazy and I mean I really appreciate it like anyone that like supports me and the like goes through film and breaks it down like Baldinger does but yeah. I don't know I don't know I look look look at this. It sounds like When guy furious talk about like cutting into a cheese. Yeah that's how he sounds talking about you. Like throwing the chip. Yeah so seventeen game season. Let's make some headlines. Are you in favour of Seventeen Games question absolutely dude? I don't need another game. What about another team is a long time? When I do not worth our bodies are so fucking hurt after the season sixteen games and then you've got the playoffs if you're lucky enough to make it that far and I don't know we we just don't need another game in my opinion okay Good headline grabbed now. After the season's over how long does it take you like? How long do you take off where you're just like? I'm not doing anything for this amount of time. So my rookie season. I took like a month a month and a half off But we also made a deeper into the playoffs so that affects it. Like I was done like February sixteenth or something like that so I took like a month off this year. Like I kind of just one right into the training those pissed we didn't make the playoffs really Yeah so okay All right so I also had one one last question but it's I would love to hear about this so I read this story on the athletic about you When you were in Fifth Grade You had dropped twenty. Three pounds just to play football. Yeah my pretty much. My Dad's Gwen I'm GONNA coach Pop Warner team whether you play or not. Which means you better fucking lose some weight kid right and my mom would take me to the park and We'd run the cross country course. Three Point Three Miles Holmdel park the bowl represented but also and then I think I like discovered Kito before. That was a fucking thing like just deli meats veggies writer and like very limited breath as a fifth grader. Yes see drop the twenty three pounds. I also read that you in third grade. You were bigger than the fifth graders. You were in third grade. You're four eleven height and like a hundred fifteen pounds probably grade in third grade. That's unreal. Yeah I like that you you became accidentally Kito you discovered it literally eight like a caveman did yes unintentionally but but lost all that weight so yeah how many pounds did you end up dropping like dude over my lifetime like a shit ton that's unreal. I just lose weight and then like I started getting some comments. You'll my all right. I could eat five cheeseburgers got to. Yeah that I gain then again game lose-lose you know you got a great name Quinton Nelson. How many times in elementary school would substitute teacher be like Quinton Nelson and then you raise your hand and they'd be like wait. You're you're white a substitute teacher. Which middle name Amerson Emerson when Emerson fucking Latham bad. What he's here and they're laughing at his mill flows Bro. Quentin Emerson Nelson. Yeah I think it flows because you're the one who saying and you're like make you like hey it flows right by the League right off young so sounds like French. Beautiful Quinton Emerson Nelson here. Here's a good question What's the largest amount of marijuana you've ever smuggled across the Mexican border with new driver? One hundred and seventy six beat them all right. I got one last question. Seekie question Promo Code. Take it ten dollars off Quinn Nelson Future for Hall of Famer for the Indianapolis Colts When I read also that you don't like when your teammates congratulate the opponent on like good hits a Your fucking reese I did. I read one article. Wasn't you get on your fucking paper? It was it was It was the athletic. Wrote a really good article about you. Yeah it was. It was a good read. So how do you then when Andrew Luck would after every single hit? You know you can't get mad at Andrew because he's just fucking beast on the field and he's the guy so I would not get mad at Andrew when he'd say Nay said but also we didn't let up we I mean yeah so I didn't really hear him talking but that one play pissing me off because like me and Costanzo just double team this guy and like put him on his back and our Titan game over one of them not GonNa name any names the Janitorial House Jacksonville. Now I don't believe so but Eric you help them up and I was like dude. Don't fuck and help him with the fuck you doing like if you pancakey guy you can help them up. Don't don't don't fucking pick up a guy that I just pancakes. That's my parents. My big let up any sacks that internal motivation for you to not let that one. I understand why you're so fucking good at your job. You have the intensity in this. Podcast dated ashes. Amazing thank you. I love the sunglasses and also the the Jean Jacket and the flats Amazon thirty dollars. Thirty Dollars Calvin Klein here. We go one last thing. Can you just give a little break down on? This girl went viral about like six months ago. Get into a fight and a McDonald's. Can you just kind of breakdown? Her Her technique here Liger pad level. Yeah where's she at right now? You can play with her. Yeah asking the ball nigger all right when Nelson thank you so much. I appreciate it. Nice big cab thanks. Pf that interview with quit. Nelson's brought to you by our good friends over at Bambi. Whenever you're running a business just know that. Hr issues kill you wrong for wrongful termination suits minimum wage garnishments labor regulations and HR manager salaries aren't cheap. It's an average of seven thousand dollars per year. Bambi spelled B. A. M. B. E. was created specifically for Small Businesses. Who might need? 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The goodell announcing Mitch. Pick and the double doing so I get in front of it. I'm going to tweet it just to take away because it's going to happen like tomorrow morning. I'll probably get tagged in a billion of those so just going to get in front of it. You know okay. We should do one where we're just also the oil and then boom cut to. It's which one do hank is. Well the DAB Wisconsin. Yeah that one too. Oh Yeah let me get in front of that. I'm just GONNA. I'll just do a thread where it's like you before before everyone should down my throat. Let me shut down my throat. All right let's do some segments. We have a mount flush more and we also have talking soccer. Talking Soccer Man City defender Cow Walker had a sex party during corona virus. I don't know why he got specifies sex party well it was a party for sex. Do we know that was a party for jody. Mario guys two girls who happen to be sex workers Hanging out. Do they have to kind of insulting to say just? Because you're a sex worker for your job that means that you're always having sex. That's not necessarily how it is. I mean I won't disagree. We can't just jump to conclusions that having a party with multiple prostitutes then means it's a sex party right. It's like us. Yeah we're big sports fans. We've like talking about sports but just because the Super Bowl's on that doesn't mean that we're GonNa be watching sports so eight so was it under ten people. It was four people. Oh so then. What's the deal? Not even an orgy not even orgy if anything he was yeah he was practicing all the CDC CDC guidelines right the Shitty Party. Yeah he was probably a helping the girls out because he knew that maybe if he didn't call them over to his house they would go to someplace that was like a bigger sex party the ten or twelve people. I'm reading this right now. Yeah this is. This isn't even close to a sex party. It's sex date because just because this Guy Kyle Walker broke up with his girlfriend any kilner because he got a model Loren Goodman pregnant. Doesn't mean that this guy's just obsessed with sex all the time okay. So I don't know why that was necessary to even throw into the article about agreed. Agreed agreed okay. That was talking soccer. That was big time sports news. I felt good to talk a little sports there. I don't talk enough about how there's a team. That's just stirring up called Man City Man Cave but bigger They and they win a lot. Although they're they're actually. This is actually something that I don't know what Actually Rob. Manfred actually said that if the baseball season doesn't happen. Aj hinch has time served and man cities in a similar situation. Where I think they have a Champions League banned for like two years so if this goes on forever they could basically never have been. That's why I own a hired Rick Pitino yet. Did you see by the way Rick Pitino here? Now we're really talking. Sports Rick Pitino and his son Richard Pitino Junior. The littler of the Pacino's They made a bet on Wrestlemainia and the loser had to do had to bring their team to the winners homecourt next year. Iona Minnesota oh I like that. That's pretty cool right cool schedule and stuff like three years in advance. No there's always open dates. Obviously you're not playing xbox three sixty with with college football and college basketball to do you. Can you can change from the schedule. All you want you guys lock in your obviously your conference games but come on well with the exception of like Notre Dame Alabama in twenty forty five which running on the weekends. That's going to be on right. Don't schedule wedding that day. Right yes kind of the Patino making things fun. I like it. Yeah get them back involved. I mean I could see you. Can't you can't make rick sit out postseasons for stuff like four or five years ago getting over? What's that I think he can? No it's not in the middle of a national crisis like this when we all have to pull together instead of just pointing fingers at each other so I as far as I'm concerned unless you're in prison for murder or rape dislike clean slate after this it would actually be nice chances. It would actually be nice for Cuomo to have Rick Pitino. One of his press conferences. Just have him have some questions for old. Time's sake I think the two of them probably have a lot in common. Cuomo probably knipling guy. Oh Yeah Big Time Nipple Ring Guy. If he doesn't have him he loves them did you see the the actual graphic. I tweeted out yesterday. From CUOMO's press conference in conferences had personal opinion. I want all this to be over. Thank you sir. That was actually a slide next door while he was giving his press conference. Sorry if this offends but I'm sick of this bullshit. Forget he's writing like he's writing very sad poetry on his powerpoint all right. Let's do our mount flush more than we'll get to billy deep dive with billy. We're doing the mount flush more of smells. We have done the Mount Rushmore of smells. I think sports smells did we not. Yeah Yeah smells Mount Rushmore Smell. So this is the mount flush. More smells Hank. It is Monday so it is your pick. I number one overall pick will be rotten. Milk expired Mil Yeah okay time big time bad smell and it and it got worse when you don't think about it you don't think it's coming and you're going to have a bowl of cereal and then you're like you open it up and it just hits you and you're like all Fox. This is expired. It's also one of those smells like some of these smells you can avoid. That's one of those smells that too. If you see a milk is expired you will go smell it like you will go. Take in a big sniff of it. And then just be floored by I'll even do the thing where I for a little bit of the expired milk. I don't know it's expired yet. But report into the coffee and then it comes up to the top and it's all like curdled and grimy and I'll see that it's rotten and then I'll have to get a smell into okay fifty my first one. I'm actually shocked at Hampton. Take this first overall burnt hair. Bird hair is an awful smell. If it's gone a candle at a restaurant yeah accidentally leave your hand over for a little bit too long. Whatever the circumstances may be if YOU SMOKE BURNT HAIR. You know exactly what it is and you hate it. Burnt to something. I forgot something that a person with long hair like yourself deal with more than someone like me a big cat. Because I didn't even think about that straight. You're out candles on birthday cakes the heritage like there. Yeah Your Hair. Just get stuck in like a random candle and stuff yeah. I don't trust myself with fire so I I tend to avoid that at all costs but yeah I could imagine if you have like. You're wasting your cooking over an open flame. That could happen loppy yet. A terrible terrible smell and it feels a room to very quickly will expand. Okay my first pick. I'M GONNA go with a bottle of dip spit left in your car or anywhere and then you open it up after a day or two especially if it's in the son who that is one of the worse smells in the world and then we no going to say agreed strong agree if you have dips and you just leave it out your gross. Yeah it's it's an animal move. I'm going to go with my second one. The no smell when you have no smell because you have the krona virus and might die. That's a really shitty smell to have. Would you can't so I guess you're the negative guy today. Well we're we're we're using a baton here. Pf just handed it to me. Okay if you're big cat with just no smell the absence of smell entirely cuss corona virus. Not You know. Obviously there are people who knows. No big cat said no smell. Yeah was your answer. I said No. No no dog who while you're endorse so dog. Poop outside is bad but if you smell dog poop and you're sitting somewhere with a roof over your head you that the situation is really fucked up. Something bad has happened and you have to. You have to clean something up. Yes yes feces. Out of water is true. It's bad I have to. I will go with your buddies hockey bag. That's one if you have a roommate. That like plays hockey. It's terrible or like if you ever get in their car in their hockey bags and their trunk. It's just so you have to have the windows down at all times. I don't know how hockey bags like. It's just a thing that which I have hockey bag. It's the worst smelling thing on planet. Earth that's just like the norm yup agreed. And you know you pick there. I'll with like someone else's shit when it's fresh like if you're in a let's say you're in like an airport or like you walk in the bathroom and someone just walked out of the stall. You're too late so it's like you just get in but you have to sit there and like deal with it. That is the worst thing in the world and even worse. When you know the person you might say you walk into the bathroom. What the fuck me. Why many happened. It's happened? Wait are you talking about the solo bathroom? No even just the bathroom at work. Oh then you then. It hasn't happened because I don't shit. I don't Shit in those other bathrooms at work. Okay all right. That's the worst. Yes it is the worst example. Yeah it is weird that like your own poop in your own farts can smoke it from time to time but Somebody that you know slightly their poop and farts smell way worse than a strange Putin. Yeah Yes yes. Big Time big time all right pick. My third pick is going to be alcohol on someone else's breath when you're not expecting it that's always like a little jarring and you secretly look down on that person but then you like I. I've been that person. Probably a one hundred million times in my life. I think it has to be when you're sober though if you're also drunk doesn't matter as much but when you're sober it is the worst. That's what I'm getting at unexpected alcohol on somebody else's breath sweating sweating out of their pores. Yeah and the in there and it also has a deadly Combo because they're usually if they're drunk and you're sober. They're usually talking really close to you. Yes so it's like the double whammy there all right my last two. I will go with I'll go with a dead body that probably. That's that's a bad smell. Real real bad. Smells like a dead decaying body smelter dead body. I mean I've smoked. Animal dead bodies. Yeah carcass gross us at the same. Though the. I'm sure there are similar very similar right. I mean dead bodies in and I see bodies dead body out about about it may or may not have experienced us down onto nostrils Fifth PLEADS PF. T actually said that. I'm out of jail after all this so murder. Well I agree. You're accused murder. Third degree all right. My last one will be kinda similar to tease but coffee breath when someone has coffee breath and they won't like you don't know the one person who just has coffee breath and gets way too close and they're usually just a one person your office that is will never be aware of the fact. They have terrible breath but that stale old coffee. Breath is gross. All right my last one is going to be kind of controversial. Kids are typically very smelly. Things I don't know if it's one of those things where your own kid smells better than somebody else's kid yeah I. I don't think can often Sierra kids. That's where the dead bodies of their smelling kids own kids having kids. Definitely you have a smell to them. I honestly don't in the last time. I've been the affinity of a kid. I used to work at a daycare situation. So maybe that's where I got it all from. Yeah I mean like poopie diapers smell but kids. I don't know I mean my my kid smells may shits himself and he doesn't like four times a day like father like son. I think there's a difference also between babies infants in kids. Yeah probably babies smell good right some kids. Yeah baby smell good. I guess it's kind of one of those. I think kids are are very similar to like adults where there will just be kids. That don't have good hygiene. Yeah true what was your last one. My last one is the poison gas in warzone in game as the Circle Closes. There's poison gas. Where if you're not inside the circle it kills you. And there's been two times pastor nights where like instead of getting killed. I just die because I got poison gas. And it's just embarrassing and it's tough to deal with. That's a bad one. That's about what he missed. Big-time eggs egg on exit exam shocked. It's a smelly train. Which is kind of like? It's it could basically just B B o slash poop. But like when you get on the train you're like Oh sick seat and then you're like Oh that's why there's a seat I had one dog. I wet dogs. Et one specific one. That's very gross. That I don't know if anyone there's probably a few people who are listening can relate but stella has like has to get her anal glands expressed every couple months that is the most disgusting smell like of all time. I just didn't pick it because I want him embarrassed that I like know what it is in to. I think a lot of people probably have no clue what I'm talking about right now. No it's a pretty common thing for dogs but just the term anal glands. I take her to the Vet Al for thank God used to do it on my own. Which was like horrific? Now it's like thirty bucks to just taker every couple of months. But it's fucking terrible embrace debate. It's the only thing that makes you cry but do UNIN smell bad. No no what am I. Don't even think the smell makes you cry. I think it's the stuff going into your is also the onions sauteed. Onions is like the greatest smell. Ever yeah some butter. Yeah so it's not the smell. I don't think that makes you cry. It's it's like onion particles that go into your eyes if you wear goggles where he cutting onions. I don't think that you cry interesting. All right yes. That's why I didn't put it on my list. Only like if you know for the next cry like that's old seafood fish ashes. I was a busboy crab restaurant for a summer. And that's smell that you don't get out from under your fingernails for months. Also just the in the middle of the summer basically just the street of New York like it's it's you know when you hit that corner and you're in it's usually be like a little bit of liquid in the gutter and maybe like a rat or something and it just all and then there's some garbage it all combines to the war smelter is the garbage wind yeah hot garbage win a wall of pain but there's also that weird you know you'll have that discharge liquid sitting there. That's been there for a week because there hasn't been rain and a dead rat in it. Just it's a perfect storm of bad smells. Rats in general would go on that list to you remember. The rat gave that was right around the right around the corner from Rhode Office smelled so bad either at bribing rats and pigeons are probably having a field day right now right yes. Wow not a lot of people around to just like throw food everywhere. But there's garbage like my apartment buildings throwing away more garbage than I've ever seen. Come out of this building ever before because everyone just doing all. We're doing all day if you're not doing something that's creating more garbage. You're probably just asleep. Yes yes that's true that's true okay. Let's finish up with Billy footballer deep dive with Billy Football before. We do that though the schedule for this week. We're doing wide receivers on Wednesday. So everyone get your aches ready to go top one hundred and we're doing the wide receiver class and then on Friday. We are going to review the garbage kicking field. Goal Kicker Tony Danza movie. We talked about a couple of months ago. Someone sent it to us on VHS and we're going to put it on Youtube so that everyone can watch it on a burner and then we were viewed that movie and then keep sending us what you want us to review whether a movie documentary. We will do it every single Friday. So let's get to billy before we do. I WanNa talk to you guys about our good friends at free fly. 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I promised So I'll be posting like Max of links I go to and like So you can see what I'm looking at and also there if I say something totally false by corrections also it'd be apologies for absolutely screw things up. Now do those previously also. I've been trying to donate. I think I had corona and beat it so I've been trying to figure out how to donate my into bodies in some way like blood I've been trying to figure it out a week in all the lines are clogged up. So they was information on that or does anybody also sci-fi Diane's mail it to the office it changes not fill up a like a ziplock bag filled with blood and then just send it to the hospital. Sure the science actually know what just couldn't do it in a bunch of different envelope so maybe one of them will get to the right place since every blood bank in America. Think my blood's valuable. Please take it so today. We're going to start on Vikings. I just started this by Googling biking's because I think they're sick in this league sick facts about them and this one goes this. This one's pretty crazy so hold onto your seats. Were Billy how about. What if what if? Pf Tea or big cat tells say what they are. Knowledge of Vikings are and you can fact check them was okay. I would just go everywhere in like in our word a lot of people and kill a lot of people. Yeah Redskin do that. A Lot. Speaking a Redskins of the Actually couple diseases. That are linked Vikings that has chose. They're spread across. One of them has to do psoriasis on us like you're ready read right red face. Okay excema yet. It's like you know like the acne alcoholism exam. It took appears in alcoholics lot. Okay so you know. They got the. They were the hats that have horns. We don't have any also what what plot twist. Okay tell us on. That was like actually in figuring out on this but there's like no vikings with like horns. They have never seen a cartoon. What about the logo the Vikings logo? I'm not sure if that's real. You know like the Sky Room. Yeah no different but Yeah they like had advanced on social laws and they basically had a form of socialism before like Karl Marx. So that's equal. What Year were Vikings. Like doing their thing. I'm basically from pre Roman times to ten sixty. Six in ten sixty six is insane. I'm getting that to that to what happened. Ten Sixty six juicy is way to do. This is going to be insane last dynasty for sure. That's that's a thousand years re Roman. Till like creedence loss. They where were they were? They were in Norway. So the so you know the Vikings they bunch of liking US way too cold in there. Like this place sucks. Let's go find other places it's a bunch of like non firstborn. Sandra like your dad gave the farm to the firstborn son. I got nothing. Go on stuff got it. They went to Iceland the Colonize Iceland. And then this dude. Eric the red basically catfish everybody and said you know. There's a better island called Green Land. Which actually wasn't green it was icier than Iceland and that's why Greenland in Iceland. Totally should have switched. Names isn't isn't Iceland. Just like a mistranslation. Where it's it really just means island. Maybe okay I like the catfish way. More catfish for Greenland is real. I think we're Eric. The red was like no. It's really nice there so so like I'm real bikes. Like how did these guys not conquer the world? That wasn't the native Americans and ten sixty six so ten sixty six three names that you gotTa know here. 'cause it's GONNA get confusing. There's Herald God Winston who is the Saxons. Basically English. There was herald. Harada who is the Viking King? So we're GONNA call Herald God Winston h God for all intensive purposes. And then the last guys William the conqueror who's like the most famous of the billy's my opinion on straight up Billick I. He probably did with his boys. Were like ten sixty six was like march madness. How many battles there was like multiple battles back to back like so like I'll give you one. Spurs Herald. Godwin's H God fought Herald. Horrible Herald. Adrada at the battle of Stamford Bridge. And then back on the road. Down to hastings. In the battle Hastings got actually clapped by William the conqueror. But let me tell you what happened in. The we're not gonNA talk about ballot tastings. It was just a bloodbath. I'm so herald. H God Herald Adrada. The horrible landed in northern England. Like Northumberland Call and basically they got this bridge and both armies were on either side of the bridge. The bridge like pretty slow. So like pretty like Slim so two men like three men could get across it so hair so there is this like they're fighting this dude. This frigging giant. Axe Man on the vikings took on the whole English army. This dude language it took on the whole army had no one to kill them. They weren't GonNa win the ballots. They killed this one giant Viking youth giant battleaxe that like so he ended up getting killed in the only way they could kill him was a dude in a half barrel floated down the river and with a giant spear stabbed him up through the bridge in this dude had no idea uses absolutely body. Ing Everybody. Throwing dudes off bridge. Is he just like staying there? And just got fricking in the TAME in the probably upward and that was the only way they killed him in like. That's like the original offsides like you. Can't you know what I'm saying? Like went under the bridge. Why Scrimmage Fair One war? Yeah no but then the vikings were like. Yo throw the flag what are you doing and then the English is still advantage of it. Like free play in like mess them up and I'm like they do you like in the design. It held off officer the sneak attack by the he held up a whole army on this bridge for enough time for the reinforcements from the boats to come so then it sounds like the three hundred. Where if you force your like at outnumbered enemy into really narrow place to fight you can kind of level the playing field a little bit so this one giant dude so the battle is they beat the Vikings but it was pretty close up until the the stabbing with the giants spear so the like they said that the fields were white with bones the next two hundred years. Whoa yeah so then the English like we've never seen a warrior like this before like they could bury him. He didn't get a Viking burial. Because the Vikings couldn't gather their dead so you know when they put him on a boat and they light him on fire. That's Viking. In the Warsaw. Dan on the English. Were trying to bury this dude. So you got to that scene in In game at their own jet which one the Viking funeral with narrow all right savvy they just they just blew up the dude ship using all that weird like green liquid inside the ghost ship. Only that's based on a real thing called Greek fire which is actually pretty sick. We will talk about. I call that I was like that empty ship. It's a bomb. So then He. They couldn't bury this dude. They could use a coffin because they the only built coffins six and a half feet in they use the same feat as we do today and this is like we couldn't find a call from form he was at least like seven to eight feet sky and he wasn't like he wasn't like A. They said he had giants blood. Like a half giant gas giants. Blood like this is why but Was I saying so now? It's like what you're talking about. He went berserk mode in held off also turns up. We'll know there's this whole warrior cult that is pre Christianity pre like sore north. With all AJI it's based off of hunters magic where they worship bears wolves so they were first so the Berserk irs the beserk gang. Which like Sicko mode like sickle mode? So these were first described by. This dude is Roman general whose name is treason. Who's like imagine like Julius Caesar of like like little caesars? Type Roman Dude. And he's like Yo this these warriors which is fight US naked in no formations in one or two small groups like not like their armies would stand back and just send five crazy mother crazy dudes like at their shields in would break up whole shield formations like the fiercest fighters who felt no pain. No fire like would feel nothing so like basically I was reading the descriptions unsullied imagine Adam stealing like injected with rabies in like on Molly. These guys were they were just a west Welker yeah you're like foaming at the mouth and they would bite their shields in these guys were doughnuts and like so what else they would do. Is They saw like singing? This like he's under APPs like Seko's like like how do I go berserk hypothetically hypothetical situation where I need to go berserk because I am reading about these news? Like getting off the line of scrimmage. This is like absolutely like you talk about athletes in the zone. These guys were in the deepest zone like ever. They've described after the battles these guys would curl up into little balls and just start crying like infants. In Lake Wood we had no but meanwhile during the bows display super strength in like like. This would happen when they were working so they would like lift. Full like tree logs giant trees because they go resercher when they had to like build big ships. So these like basically researched this like a ton like how the hell did these guys do what they did? And it's either three things. Genetic mental illness huge consumptions of alcohol with genetic variances or Magic Mushrooms or other naturally occurring hallucinogens. Now this is where it gets interesting by the way Berserk or still have influences today. All the Kings in Europe wanted to be guarded by Berserk IRS and the English guards to with the big. Furry hats is bears for. It's an Ode to the beserk who just fight naked with bare hoods. Aw in like it's the source of where wolves mythology like like guy as where the Oji wearables bill. I was GONNA say this sounds a lot like. Pcp You always hear stories of people that smoke PCP and they think that they're superman. They're walking down the street naked in their punching fences down there throwing cop cars out of the way. They're like they're just walking down the street and they're just going crazy. That sounds like preserve promote to me yet. It's absolutely insane so then like I was looking at. It wasn't actually magic mushrooms. Like silla cyber him but it was like other naturally occurring rugs in the herbs and Scandinavia. Or whatever so I was like Whoa. I need to researching the properties of these things. Because I'm not a drug. I don't do drugs. We already have a drug guy. I'm not drinking heck so I know one guy who uses a mushrooms and he's like he's duties like a family friend. He's basically like another grandfather. He's like salt of the Earth. In the original sense of the word. Like ex Lobsterman. From Maine like he's super old right now. He's on oxygen because he smoked Timothy six in like awesome guy like like. It's taught me so much about everything. But now he's like a super rightous so he actually he's like a blue collar guy like he's not a hippie but like you started to advocate for medical marijuana for his oth- rightous because he is like two replaced hips any. He was telling me about how he started to get like what he thought was dementia is forgetful so he started microdosing suicidal mushrooms. And so I called him and I was like you only tell me about suicide mushrooms like Oh they saved my brain like any told me about all the research. They haven't how he's advocating for. It is well to be legal in microdosing in certain like medical badly. I'm not in all way telling people do mushrooms or anything. Don't assume or something. I have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm not a doctor. Also he's talking about what is is making mushrooms which doesn't hiking's resercher resercher Momodou. Just pick up one of those black medications from dum. Because that's the beserk packed right desert. You like this is this is where I got itchy when totally off tangent so I was like no way on this is this is what we all right. I'M GONNA get back on track here. I got some questions that you can get vikings good or bad really good inventions in seafaring nece and like but if you like held them to modern standards terrible people. Okay good answer. What inventions did the Vikings have that we still use today? A lot of stuff in naval naval stuff. Okay yeah ships ships. Did they drink out skulls? Yeah definitely they drank out of chords by the poets like they cheered poetry back down like like reconsider rappers today. These diss each other in like they'd all get up in the beer hall or beer halls or other big falls in the royal king poet in he get up there and just like spit roast each other and gross each other and all sorts of stuff so anyway so I got onto the mushrooms hours of House. Wrap up billy wraps up so like. I've been thinking a lot about the future football. Okay go the plan this baby. Doe's like what's the biggest threat to football very obvious. C. C. C. O. V. I D. Word So it's like it's like physical damage in mental damage and we're finding huge strides in CBD for physical like physical pain stuff like rocks. We're talking about a lot of course and I'm thinking about concussions. Because like thinking about concussions is like concussion protocol may work but known was going to concussion protocol right. No one wants to sit in a dark room in missile classes in like have to catch up on homework in like teachers like Oh like concussions. Like even teachers don't take concussion. Seriously like Yo. You still have to do all the work that you missed and it's. Kinda like actually wants to put themselves in situations like all like sorry. I got concussed week professor. Like can I please maybe skipped my mid term? Because I haven't been able to study for it and they're like no you have to retake it and it's just like but I'm like stupid right now right what you're saying if you take mushrooms immediately after getting concussion you can leave you at some of these symptoms. I'm not saying that. But if they do the research and development drug where it's like okay. This would actually speed up the process and you don't have to take stupid impact has and stuff. I mean they really work. I know they're like the last science behind them. Just so annoying like like the shapes and stuff. It's so annoying. So so essentially. Vikings might have cured concussions and say football yet. Do you think about the preservers definitely had cte and like a lot of lived to Super Old Ages in wrote the Sagas that were about themselves so like these guys were copayments enough to write about themselves when they're old zone. Are you saying that? Beowulf like that was written by somebody under the influence of mushrooms. Hypothetically yeah I mean now sense so I could billy I like it deep dive. Yes so like. Let's see if we can like use. Viking you know like medicine till cheer Cte but like actually put all the tests and stuff like dowd like we could save football in like generations of people can play football more and enjoy the sport that like honestly Unites America more than anything especially right now. Thank I said to myself I let me let me just. I'll finish here before we episode. Boo. I think it's just a simple elevator. Pitch Yo science ever thought about zirk. Remote circuit is snacking who right and and that is our show. Billy thank you. Everyone tweet billy what you WanNa hear about next week. Maybe we'll we'll we'll you know tweet. Something very specific so we stay on topic but this was great. I like going all over the place. Unthinking biohacking that's okay there. You Go what? Can you give me a sneak preview that 'cause it sounds interesting just like a bunch of dudes best me no breaks off say Salvi. Stay with all things anyway.

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Magician Criss Angel, Last Dance Review, Draft Recap + Billy Football Is Living The Plot To Spiderman

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Magician Criss Angel, Last Dance Review, Draft Recap + Billy Football Is Living The Plot To Spiderman

"On today's part of my take we have last dance episodes three and four review off the top. We have the NFL draft great weekend for Sports. We have the mind Freak Criss Angel Awesome interview. Something a little different so Chris Angel you probably remember him for being the mind freak Done a million shows had a hit show as well. He's a magician. He's one of the greatest. Magicians of all time. Magicians Hall of fame. Which we learn about is actually a thing. So that's great. We have mount flush more of chores. And then billy football our son I don't know what he's doing now. But it's fucking funny. He's pretty much just living with a bunch of feral cats trying to get them. I think he's trying to live the plot to spiderman but with cats well he's done Zoe's Berserk Walker and every negative thing. That happens to him as he tries to do. Some research on and figure out why. It's actually a good thing that it's happening to them. So right. I mean prosper positively. 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I'd say my only critique so far is that I wish we had one hundred hours this documentary because it so fucking good and there's so many side stories that I want them to go even deeper on but man. Was it awesome? Yeah I need there to be you. Remember that. Show twenty four. There should be back to back seasons of twenty four about Dennis Rodman's experienced in Las Vegas. Where he just takes a vacation Phil. I was good while Scotty was gone. Now you understand. I need to go blow off steam and just get fucking balls to the Wall Hammer in Vegas so so let's do Chronological the the thing is i. I wish was like every night. And they put him up. Because it feels like when you watch two episodes you know you you leave with whatever was last put the Dennis Rodman episode episode. Three was unbelievable. So we'll start there I Love Dennis. Rodman I've always loved Dennis. Rodman he he made rebounding cool he made rebounding like seemed like a sexy thing. He was so fucking incredible. That scene. I know there's a million scenes it will go over but the scene that I loved the most out of episode three when he was explaining the art of rebounding. And how the ball would go off in. Like Larry Bird shot would spin this way and Michael Jordan shot would spend this way and you're like Holy Shit like this guy spent so many hours trying to figure out exactly where to be in the right position any never quit and the the craziest thing about Rodman he won seven straight rebounding titles. He like most of them. Were even close so I went back and I looked it up. He had There was a year where he had so he he in ninety two was when he started winning seven in a row he had eighteen points seven rebounds game which is just insane to begin with but the second place person that fifteen point five. The next year eighteen point three shack was second with thirteen point. Nine so robin had four over four rebounds more than the second place person in the League. The year after that seventeen point three thirteen point two was second sixteen point eight twelve point five so he basically not only dominated the league and rebounding for seven straight years it was on such a elevated level compared to everyone else he was just all time. Great Yeah I if you were to just guess off the top of your head in his best game how many rebounds do you think there's Robin head? I think you had one where he had like thirty right. He had thirty four in ninety two which is insane about and you know for all the people that are like this. Robbins a Weirdo. That's true. Does Ron Rodman should not be a role model. Probably also true. I actually do think that Dennis Rodman is role model in a weird way in that. If you can figure out something that you're the best at it doesn't matter what. Weird little niche category. It is in life if there's one thing that you're better than everybody else that are more focused on steer into that and and get really really good at that and be known as the best ever do that and you'll be extremely successful and so in that in that last poll season he had sixteen games where he had twenty plus rebounds. I mean that's just stupid. That's stupid but he. I think the reason why it all worked was he like legendary stories about Dennis Rodman. He would play a full game. Then he would be you know in the gym lifting for an hour and a half and and it's not like a man he laughed. I guy in last guy out because we all know Dennis Rodman Party. We saw that it was more than he just had a motor. That didn't quit. He had like endless energy. And you saw when he's diving into the stands or diving forever loose ball. And then you get the human side which I. I don't want to go into because I'm sure every podcasts can do like. Could you imagine if this happened in twenty twenty but Dennis Rodman in twenty twenty would be a phenomenal watch? Because what everyone knows what. Everyone's openly talks about with like mental health. And all kinds of things like Dennis. Rodman back then was a Weirdo. Who is unbelievable rebounding era? I mean that was kind of what he was in a party boy. But it's The whole like Phil Jackson. Let him take a vacation. We'll get into Phil but like understanding what you needed out of Dennis Rodman and how to pull the right. You know levers when they need to be pulled was part of the genus Phil Jackson part of the genius of Michael Jordan and part of the genius of Dennis Rodman being able to lock in. Yeah he was definitely not. I went in last night. He was last one in but also last one out probably so he was a night owl. He didn't show up to the to the stadium to like the very very last minute before games are very very last minute before practice. But he was. He was awesome at what he did. I liked how phil gave himself a little bit of credit and was like you know. I recognized Dennis through my training in native American spiritual healing that he was unusual as he gives credited to growing up next to a native American reservation for recognizing the fact that the guy that shows up with pink hair like nose rings earrings. He's fucking Carmen Electra. Thirty minutes before a game the guy that just needs to get out of town and blow off steam in Vegas. That guy's unusual and I owe that to my training as a shaman. Yeah Yeah and he. There was a famous like when when Kraus was bringing in this is also something to cross his credit because I know he is the villain and rightfully so but he you know he brought him in. He had him talk to Phil Jackson. You had them. Apologize Scotty. Pippin and Michael Jordan. And make sure that like okay. Is this what we WANNA do after they lost to the magic because they didn't have the right size and Dennis Rodman fit in perfectly for those last three Bull Championship runs? And it's credits Jerry. Krause for thinking outside the box being like okay. I have a guy who's pretty combustible who could be a great like locker room guy so let's let's put put he brings something we do not have and figuring out a way to get it done. Do you think there's a small element of Jerry Krause bringing Dennis Rodman end? Because he thought that it might blow everything up. Well no there's so so I read a quote before Tonight that was very funny. It was it was the Krause Rodman Pippen. Mj Phil Jackson meeting before they signed. Rodman and krause asked Dennis Rodman like wh why did why did you not get along with your other? Gems and Robin was like 'cause they wanna be my friend and Krause said I don't WanNA be your friend. I'm fifty six year thirty four. What the fuck do I need to be your friend for? You're sitting here with green hair and you got earings up your ass. We have nothing in common. I'll leave you alone. Cranston credit's Jerry. Krause like that's the kind of things that's from From the blood on the horns along strange writer. Michael Jordan's Chicago Bulls. That's a book and that's like that is credits Jerry. Krause to being like. Hey I will leave you alone. I will let you be Dennis Rodman and credit to Phil Jackson. Be Like you're weird you're different. We'll let you go to Vegas for forty hours and bang out Carmen Electra. Who by the way still got pretty good? Pretty good helps you got what forty five fifty doesn't matter doesn't matter better. It's like her and Julia. Louis Dreyfuss look fifty times better now than they did at that exact same like nineteen ninety two the two of them together. I don't know what's happening with modern medicine but I'm very excited to live in the year. Twenty forty this is this documentary is going to give us the all all five like anti-age team because between bj Armstrong MJ's mom and Carmen Electra. We've had three people who were arrested. Horace grant a little bit bigger. But Yeah Yeah. He's we'll get to him but he also looks pretty young too and they're they're all in the like Holy Shit. I remember you from the nineties and you still look like this. Yeah so Carmen Electra. Yeah she meant a lot to a lot of people in the nineties. Let's just say that. Yes for sure. If I'd won bone to pick with this documentary so far at least in the last two episodes jumped around chronologically a little bit like you have to take thirty seconds to to find your footing. Sometimes like wait. Are we in one thousand nine hundred to nine hundred ninety eight? Where are we right now? And you just have to like look at. Who's on the roster to figure that stuff out because it does go back and forth to being like okay. This is the last dance. Await playing against the Lakers in the finals. Can I I also have one take? That's been burned me up for a of years. I don't think I've ever said it publicly. Delay Up to Michael Jordan had in the finals against the Lakers where he jumps in the air and switches hands completely unnecessary to do that. It's a cool looking highlight. He didn't need to do that he could. He could have just done a finger on his right in a switch to his left hand because it looks it look cool and to his credit ended up being one of the greatest looking plays an NBA history. Totally unnecessary that. My Dad gave me that. Take a while ago and I'm going to carry on his tradition and bear that Torch Forum Speaking of iconic moments the the shot against Elo. Who Ron Harper? I love him like. There's something about this documentary has done better than any. Other documentary is like. Maybe it's just. The swears put feels like everyone's being very very honest. 'cause enough time has passed where it's like who cares. It's you know twenty thirty years ago. And all these like old grudges are still there. And you can see 'em and they're fantastic to see on everyone's face but Ron Harper being like. Yeah Fuck Greg. You're like why the hell did we have him on? Mj But yellow collapsing. Like dying in a heap. After Jay shot I think takes that shot from All TIME TO CONIC. Because if you google cradle he played fifteen years in the NBA. And all you see him just crumpled down on the ground and then how about the reporter getting that Interview Yeah. The interview right after was all time. Mj just being like fuck all you haters which you know the there's something something raw to it that it just. I don't WanNa do the like. Oh man the NBA. Soft now. Because I don't think the NBA soft now. But there was something about like seeing these stories and seeing this hate the just get you so pumped up. Yeah no it was great like seeing. How Jordan treated those Those pissing teams and how the pissing seems their game. Plan was just like straight up. Beat the fuck out of Michael Jordan. Whenever he's around you like. That's they were their public with saying so right now. If you were to have a playoff series where a team were to treat Lebron James like that and just beat the shit out of them and then say it publicly. You can better believe that Adam silver would be on the phone with the referees putting some some like special rules in for the next same. Hey Watch this guy. Watch this guy. It would be national news. It'd be a big story but back then it was like. Hey that's just the way that this game is. You're allowed to be somebody did you. Did you see the clip? I posted of when Bill Empire in the eighty nine. I don't know why they put it in there. But pill empire elbowed Scottie Pippen and knocked him out of game six eighty nine. Enjoy Crawford literally was pulling him off. The court like dragging Amati pivot was dead on the ground and Joey Crawford grabbed him by the legs so play could keep going on the rest. Didn't give either. It was crazy. I I kinda I liked that but I would never want to actually play in that sport. No and so. So the old grudges. We had four. I feel like this should be a counter that we do every single Monday while this documentary goes like who did hooted. Mj like crush in in the course of the documentary so we had four by my count. One was somewhat harmless. Put THE BILL. Cartwright when he was talking about the triangle offense and basically was like the everyone who's going to touch the ball and but I don't want bill cartwright touching the ball with five seconds left on the clock and I think MJ's quote was something like It's supposed to be equal opportunity. That's just fucking bullshit so that was great car. Sitting there with his family being played with J just like bricks of shot with with one second left of the shock clock at the end. Who is he talking to on the airplane when he was like? This guy's Bro. Yeah your mom and dad are watching us. Guess What Your Son's alcoholic if you're dating scattered Braille cheating on you because he stays up late at night and the way that he was saying it like it sounded funny. But at the time like yeah. He's kind of addicted. Oh I'm sure we'll get some more. Mj Scotty Brody was a famous relationship of MJ. Just basically wearing him down mentally like in pushing him pushing pushing him. I wonder if Scotty Brielle got a text from whoever he was dating in that you know in ninety eight like Yo what was that. Was that okay. Now that makes sense the only one that noticed that in in the late nineties. Everyone looked like they were forty two. It didn't matter if you're twenty. Five years older like sixty sold everyone was forty two also just watching them like arrived to the airplane in those in regular like fifteen passenger vans that we would be in like what is going on is NBA team. So those are two and then the other two were Scottie Pippen for the migraine game. Mj Still Bullshit about that. He doesn't Laureus that Homeless Dude. He doesn't believe it to the point. That if you've ever read Jordan rules a great book. Everyone should read it if they if they're interested in this stuff. He joked in it about scotties headaches. He called them headaches. Nydia basically just cloud on them for the headaches and you can tell even though he went six championships with this guy. He's like yeah. Fuck that Scotties Week. Yeah he's like he had a migraine. I have to say or whatever which which I'm told is a real thing. He definitely. That migraine is a real medical issue. Right now he thinks if you have a Migraine your pussy in the Bulls got smoked in that game. So but it's like I honestly think the MJ pippen relationship is so fascinating. Because I know that Michael Jordan knows like deep down the Scottie. Pippen was all time player needed him every bit for all these championships put. He has that one the Migraine game and of course the famous didn't come in for for the coup coach shot when MD playing baseball. And I think there's a part of Michael Jordan who always look at Scotty and be like will chips are down. You're just week I can carry you but you won't. You won't do it. I think what we saw with the second episode tonight where they ended up getting over that Hump and winning the NBA title Jordan only realized the value of teamwork when he realized that teamwork could make him look better so like now he. He'll say we gotta do certain things and team oriented way but really to drive that home in through into his own head he had to realize that teamwork selfishly would make him a better player to. Yes although that one was a little weird. Because I'm pretty sure and I'M GONNA look it up right now but I'm pretty sure. Michael Jordan averaged eleven assists in that in that laker series. So to be like oh he just learned how to pass in the fourth quarter. John paxson against the Lakers. Like that seems a little. You had to frame it anyway but he definitely did become more of a team player as its Crayon and the only reason that he became over player was because he realized that he could have a bigger legacy and be a greater player if he wasn't so selfish all the time absolutely and I mean the the thing is what I meant by like. I wish there was a million documentaries because texts winner. Who's an all time basketball mind? You know? Having the triangle offense kind of revolutionize and how Doug Collins like that's Collins and more around the triangle offense. Okay you're gone and Jerry Krause to to Jerry. Krause his credit he. He also grudge guy. He didn't go to. Mj's hall of fame induction because winter wasn't inducted into the hall of fame yet. That's why he didn't go but that was why he he's. He steadfastly was like I will not step into the Best Hall of Fame Until Tex. Winter is in there. So he's a grudge guy. So so the last I had and it's the best by far Michael Jordan has never hated anyone as much as he hates. Isaiah Thomas and it's fucking awesome to watch how much he still holds onto it to this day when he was like when when when when the director is showing him the The the video of Isaiah's excuse for walking off the court and MJ's like whatever he says he's an asshole like he's an asshole. What half agent. Yeah I know what happened? I remember being there no matter what he says. In retrospect he just didn't shake my hand because he's addicted and that's why I mean he actually nailed Isaiah Thomas Isaiah. Thomas is a world-class Prick. I don't think that you'll find people getting his back on anything but yeah he is going back through history and changing things up to make himself look better. Yeah they didn't want to shake their hands. Which I mean I respect the bad boy pistons of that era for being so committed to the bad boy lifestyle that they're like you know what we're GONNA be bitches to the end and we're just GONNA run off the court not shake your hand that's fine. I like that just own it in all time. What if so Isaiah? Thomas was basically has every accolade he was. I think he won a state championship. He won In Illinois he wants he won a college obviously with Indiana he won the NCAA title. He won two titles in the NBA. He does not have a gold medal. Because Michael Jordan said he would not play on the dream. Team if is as Thomas was on the Dream Team With with Isaiah Thomas's coach. Chuck Daly so an all time. What if if Isaiah Thomas and it probably wouldn't have changed anything but if Zia Thomas Shakes hands and is like hey? Mj Like passing the torch. Does he get on the Dream Team. 'cause he was very serving. I think I yeah. I think that Jordan absolutely kept him off the dream. Team for that reason. If you're if you're gonNA spend on though they probably saved thousands of lives in. Detroit by not shaking hands afterwards and then passing off the flu or whatever to them like. I want to actually go back in time and see what Jordan was saying to himself in the mirror during the flu game. I'm sure they'll address the flu game. Depth later on in the series was Jordan as hard on himself as he was on Scottie. Pippen like would you like join us you little bitch ass pussy. Don't stop shitting during. Stop shitting well. I the the Dream Team stops can be fascinating too. Because I'm pretty sure that also is when Jordan realize Scottie. Pippen was incredible. Because he was like. Holy Shit Scottie. Pippen's better than everyone here but The Isaiah stuff just cracks me up because M J just his hatred is so goddamn deform and it's it's fantastic to watch because it was like the it makes it seem like when when Kevin Durant or James Harden un-filed lows his team on instagram. And we do this league. How about Michael Jordan? Literally saying Isaiah. Thomas is not allowed on the Dream Team when he was one of the top twelve players. You know we're GonNa Roll Christian later you understand it. It's like this league. This leak ultimate this league also like how they call. Dennis Rodman the fuck up person. Yes he's the guy that you bring him just to fuck shit up on defense that's a great description and you need someone that can just destroy somebody else's game plan. Yes he was. He was the ultimate passed and You know Draymond Green. I think better than dry well different than green because draymond obviously has better offense but like one can rebound like Dennis Rodman. So Hey I was. I did get a few tweets. People were saying that you are the Dennis Rodman of the podcast because he asked for forty eight hours off and a vacation Would you like to ask for forty eight hours off because we can give you the next forty eight hours off? Wait no we can give you the next forty hours off sure. Yeah I mean if seeing what it did for him. I think I could be a big a big help and I think Gore hopefully Phil Jackson's like demeanor towards the whole situation opened up your eyes to the values of vacations and time off for now. Clear something up for me because when they went to go get Dennis Rodman after the forty eight hours when he wasn't back in time Jordan went to his apartment in Chicago to get them out like. Outta bed right. He didn't go to Vegas. That was vague. Although it seemed like they were on the road so I couldn't quite figure out the time line there. If he had come back it seemed like he came back. Also just love. How Robin just? It's so weird watching Pro Professional Basketball player like now. Obviously then it was totally normal because it was Dennis Rodman but just walk out of a game with a Miller lite their hand and a beer in their hand and just like. I'm just I'm hanging out yet. How how did the beer got on a motorcycle without a helmet and then sped off? And they're like that's classic Rodman. It's Chuck Taylors. Two honorees drives his motorcycle into a stop. Sign and Phil Jackson's like I knew the one time I took peyote out in the high desert that this man. He was unusual. We should mention Phil. I feel like this did some just deserve. Because you know sometimes people will say Phil Jackson's overrated which is Kinda ridiculous argument to make it because he obviously had. Mj and Scottie and then had Kobe and Shaq and then cobaine POW. But what keeping these guys together? That's always been my biggest argument for Phil Jackson is. How many times did you see Teams win or not even teams win but like a bunch of different personalities and trying to get them all on the same page and he's clearly the master of that and figuring out a way to tap into every single guy and figure out exactly how it works and what makes them tick and getting the most out of them. So I feel like this entire episode or episodes in a row vindicated phil. What she didn't need it but there is that lazy argument that he is overrated because he had such great tau. It's definitely easier to be a coach on a team like that and win a championship. But it's extremely hard to be a coach not seem like that and put together seven consecutive seasons of no letdowns whatsoever. You know that's tough to do when you have all these great players. And the fact that they had Jordan Scottie. Pippen and Dennis Rodman the entire time playing as probably three out of the top ten defenders in the League for that entire time. Spent like that shows you how hard they were working all the time. That's almost impossible to do. It's also crazy just to say Phil Jackson has been part of thirteen championship teams in the NBA. That's insane to the knows how to pick six with the Bulls five with the Lakers. Yeah my recounting. That right. Yeah I am that's insane. That's so again. It's a stupid argument. People sometimes make it. I always find it silly but it was great. Seeing you know Phil starting as a coach at the very very bottom then like holy shit. What was the story about The mayor shooting a Raff in Puerto Rico and in one of their games. The mayor was pissed that threw up so he shot him to be fair. He shot him in the lower leg. So it's not like he almost killed them or whatever and so the punishment was. You can't go to any more home games that year. Yes a wake up. That's fine Fulfil Jackson is awesome coach. And I'm glad that he is getting a little bit of credit here you because especially because he did kind of hurt his legacy with everything with the Knicks and he became a little. Bit of a joke The last few years paycheck. Yeah no use cash paycheck but going back in time here and just seeing all the stuff you forget how how quickly recency bias takes over for everything and you know what I mean and so. I'm sure there's people who are like Phil Jackson. Oh yeah he ruined the next. Even the next have been ruined for a long time. I've confession to make. I don't understand what a triangle offenses. Maybe it's like the most easy thing to explain possible. I don't know what to me. It's just like it might as well be magic. Well I mean they. They did a decent job of explaining it puts basically setting it up on one side of the court so everyone gets touches and then you can move off of that like you got your saw and take your Taco in Spanish football soccer. Yeah it's touching in and out and everyone getting different looks and then and then You know swinging the ball. I mean it's it would be interesting to see If teams you know like if Lebron ran it would look like. I don't know if he's ever been in. I mean he's probably run principles of it. That's the thing is like there's probably principles of it in a lot of things But it will be interesting to watch him run like true triangle offense and just dominate people. There's something nice about Lebron. Do you think that basketball players in the early nineties late eighties got sweatier faster than they do? Now is I think there was just not as good of air conditioning. Ever and deodorant technology had had an evolved fabric thing about fabric. Yeah there are probably wearing like those heavy cotton yes yes building Only last thing I had was horace. Grant had the light of the night when he said the Pistons. Walking off the court in the Bulls sweep of the Pistons. He called him straight up bitches while wearing an NBA cares polo. And that was fantastic. I love it so far. That's the quote of the entire series. So far yes. Ron Harper went from earlier in the night. That which Ron Harper doing these days does he braces. Basketball coach is doing well in all these guys. I don't think Ron Harper's I mean obviously horse grants nephew. Jerry and grant played for the Bulls. Little Bit Scottie. Pippen son is in college. I'm trying to think there's another one. I think Dennis Rodman's kid might be there like all these guys have kids. Now that are in college so again. It feels like it was the right time to do this. Because enough time has passed forever can speak very freely. You couldn't imagine this ten years after this all happened because a lot of these guys were still you know either in the League circles or whatever. They might be doing right now. It's like everything's kind of in the past distant past. We can speak freely. We can say faulk and it's awesome. Mike Wilbon saying fuck felt like I was. I was watching something. I shouldn't be watching that. That like hit me different. Hearing him just left bomb. I also enjoy watching Michael Jordan on the screen and then noticing background. How high that. That glass of liquor that he has is because we tell it'll tell you what kind of quote you're about to get from if you're going to get the like there's a me in team there's an I in win or whatever that quote was As it gets a little bit lower and has as is get like a little bit more yellow. I don't know what's up. This is he might have some sort of kidney or liver thing going on. You might think I think he likes to drink. I think he likes to drink a lot. That's fine same. I think he likes to drink a lot Cautionary tale carefully. As if you drink too much you might end up like Mike. No careful kids if you are addicted to winning it. Everything's someday you're going to have to become the best drinker true. Yeah and there you go Okay let's talk some draft. The draft finished rounds two and three on Friday rounds four through seven Saturday. I think the biggest story that we have to start with. Besides the teams itself is Friday night. Roger Goodell decided to either take molly or was it an edible or just got way too drunk but it was it was basically an SNL skit where we watched someone try to learn how to have a personality through the course of the night when he went to his comfortable chair. That wasn't comfortable at all when he was like basically laying down in front of us when he was hugging the screens because he was rolling on molly when he was screwing up words left and right the whole thing couldn't take eyes off it and I loved it not because it made him look human but the opposite it was great to watch. A robot tried to be human and convince us that he knew like human emotions when he was like everyone out. There is asking me Roger how far down in that Eminem Jarrah and then he pulls out the imminent jar. He's like look I've eaten several EMINEM's I'm a normal person just like you kind of sweet tooth. I'M GONNA disagree with you about the chair. Though that share look very comfortable looked like a rich person's idea of a comfortable chair but once you get a good ask roof going in one of those seats it actually is pretty nice so I'll give them that. It was funny watching him kind of sink lower and lower. I think he's just drunk on one. I am a little bit concerned about our commission and he is your commitment to you have to respect the office. I think that I don't think that Roger Goodell has any friends. I don't think that a person with that Personality Yeah like why? Is this a new news breaking because usually when you're that rich you have at least people that'll hang out with you and like he's got no he? Does I think he has like business partners that he sees occasionally like the owners but just like going off personality. I don't I want to volunteer to be his friend because I feel bad for him. Feel like he's the biggest nerd in the entire world with zero personality. Like Jason Witten if he hit him in the head with the frying pan like I feel bad for Roger Goodell. It's almost like pity from me. That's soft that soft. I WANNA I WANNA. She's all that Roger Goodell like Erin. Tournament too Hot Chick. You feel bad for the next forty million dollars. Yeah forty million dollars. A year and his way of being relatable is is eating M. and M.'S. And sitting in his chair while it might have looked comfortable he wasn't sitting comfortably in it. He was sitting upright being like look at me now. I'm in my comfortable chair. Lift humans so he may thirty million dollars a year still doesn't buy Bros he would trade it off for some homeys. I loved I loved because it was so different. And because we've got to watch Roger Goodell the entire night. It was actually fascinating to watch. It kept me tuned. In 'cause you know how the draft goes where the first round is very interesting. Because it's everyone you've seen in known and and then the second round a little bit the same where it's like. Is that you household name so to speak. Then they get to the third round and third round on its rapid fire. They're never caught up. They're trying to interview people and teams are picking like picks in the and then like six picks later. They're in they're talking about the guy that was picked so just becomes chaos but for some reason like Friday night it was just it was fireside chats with Raj just sitting there welcoming us into you know welcoming. He welcomed us into his home and we sat there and we tried to speak to him like human beings and we didn't get anywhere but it was at least somewhat entertaining to almost like an alien showing up to your draft and being like. Hey guys let's let's see if we can Find Common Ground here. Eminem know those those like fake posts on twitter about like somebody that sits down and makes a computer watch every episode of parks and REC. And then it comes up with a script for new pilot from it. That's like what Roger Goodell was like. It's like if aliens watched what a rich person acted like trying to relate to young people and then recorded that and then spat out three nights worth of content. You get what Rogers do and he I I'm also thinking. That might not have actually been his house because that place looked a little too lived in. I feel like he just lives in a padded cell and Jerry. Jones has his keen. Let's about every morning for breakfast. I don't think Roger Goodell is cool enough to have six. Tv's all that would grain Zeiss leather. Couches I something struck me as being like a little too on the nose. I'm staying woke on that I do think though that the format of this draft was Was much better. I think than I don't know that they can go back to the old format of drafting it because this is so much cooler in prospects in their living room having it like bounce all over the place not one formal sound stage. Anywhere is pretty sweet. It's if they can do a blend if they could do a hybrid. It would be perfect. I would want the first round live with people in the draftees in in the spot because the green room things always great if guy slides also always loved the booing fans and and the people like the super fans that go to drafts are special breed of NFL fans that we need to give them their front and center moment where they can be inner city dressed to the nines in the middle of April screaming and yelling at a twenty two year old that they probably didn't even watch any Tapan so that needs to keep happening. But I agree with you. Like if we could do rounds. Four through seven where everyone is remote and you can see into the room like living rooms of all the coaches and GM's that was fascinating. I found myself being interested. You know seeing what these digital war rooms look like and seeing what everyone's set up is so I thought the draft did a great job in it also again made us feel normal for a few days in a row where like. Hey there's something new that's happening on TV and we can actually tune in here. Yeah I was also a big fan of bill dog. That really's got Friday night going big time and I think we have to call Him Jack. Right because bill wanted to call him Jack. He's very clear on that. I Guess Linda really pressed for Nike. But every time. She calls them Nike Bills. Just for the record I. I wanted to seem to be Jack. So He is now Jack in my eyes but that one picture of the dog sitting at the at the table and saying like head coach Bill Belichick New England Patriots. That was worth it. That was that was worth this whole. Quarantine that for that one instant during the draft. Okay so draft grades always funny because they're never right and I like to look at all of them from from the draft grades that I've seen it looks like everyone loves with the Ravens. Did it looks like people kind of like what the cowboys did. Maybe the broncos as well getting a lot of help on offense and then the big loser would be the Green Bay packers who took Jordan love in the first round and then took a running back in the second and tight end too. I think they're going to convert to a full back in the third going redundant on positions to not help. Arron Rogers and then we had Matt Leflore say afterwards I know Erin is going to be a great mentor. Which is the least believable quote? That's ever been set. You don't know that he's a great he's he seems like a great teacher like a great person. Learn by someone who is not threatened at all by by young buck coming down. Green Bay was weird. The Vikings had an interesting draft because they got everybody. I think the Vikings had thirteen people that they drafted. And that's the old like extreme couponer version of of drafting. That does that. Zimmerman started doing our. It's like Oh why spend a first round pick on somebody when you can get six fifth round picks that are made the exact same ingredients for less money and yes absolutely and then full disclosure Full transparency I DID BASH. The packers drafted in the bears then went and drafted their eleven tight end. I Matt Nagy to that room. That he's in was the ultimate. Try Hard Room where he had just the plate like if it was just one wall of play cards and everything. It'd be like okay. That's that's kind of cool but then you zoom out and it's just the weirdest room ever that he just really wants you to know that. He's a football coach and the tight ends. The only thing I can think of is Ryan Pace is essentially. What he's doing is being that asshole in your fantasy draft who drafts the third quarterback before anyone has drafted one and then just makes everyone trade with you later on in the season when injuries happen so I think he's strategy is if we have eleven tight ends eventually. Someone's going to get hurt tight end and then we will have all the tight ends and you'll be forced to trade with the bears. Yeah he's cornered the market. He's hoarding tight ends. So it was like that Dude and Kentucky or whatever they had all that hand sanitizer and was trying to charge people two thousand dollars. Yep He's right though like if there is an injury to one of the premier tight ends in the NFL. They're going to have to pony up like a first and a second round pick But it is funny that they have eleven tight ends on GONNA have. Obviously they're gonNA probably only have two or three when they come to the start of the season. But it's just an absurd thing. I think it might be ten now. But they're all the jokes were happening which is of course because the bears are joke and people being the c according to CDC guidelines. The bears tight ends can't be in the same room together things like that. So yeah I mean you know anytime you can laugh at yourself. You got to do it. I I would say that. The cornerback Leigh took. I had him as a first round grade. So there we go. That's all you have to say by the way if you want to convince yourself That your draft is good. Just say the the person who team picks is oh well. One of my mock drafts. I had him as a first round greats. That's tremendous value. When you pick them up six round you can say like we actually were split whether or not to take him with fourth. Pick the fact that we got him with a six hundred. We got to fourth rounders for him. Yeah yeah that's pretty good. I liked what you said about the Ravens because I feel like we go through this every year with the ravens draft picks something about that defense just like the mystique or that defense if they draft a good linebacker every year people like. Oh God damn at the the Ravens Defense. One this draft again. Bu- Patrick Queen is awesome. And he's going to be a very very good fit there but I feel like we do have that conversation every year about the rate as they can't they've never messed up a draft right and Jay Dobbins is going to be insane in that office executives. Another thing you have to guard. He's awesome. I actually was shocked. He kind of slipped a little bit because he is one of those. He's like a a perfectly set up for today's NFL. Where he you know. He just can't be guarded in space. And now you throw that wrinkle in. I don't know I'll wait. I'll wait until I can look at them and I'll call him a fraud within the first three weeks but right now. Good job by the Ravens. I'm trying to think what other were the B. O. J. Guam Eagles all right? So let's talk about the first jake from real quick jake from if it were NBA rules and he had to come out of the draft after if he could come out of the draft after the national championship game he would have been a top ten pick he ends up being the backup and the bills and what the fifth or sixth round small hand small non not a great arm small hands but that sucks so bad because I remember after that game being like I love this Jake Fromm kid and then he estate two more years and never really got better. So that's what's what what's what ends up happening. Hey I know you wanted him on the Patriots three years ago. Of course I mean that that national championship game completely influenced me but I still. I still think the potential is there. I think he's going to be the best quarterback that comes out of the draft. Who AT THIS ANC? What about? What's his name? The guy from Michigan State Lewinsky especially learning behind. Someone like Josh Allen. Like that's only GonNa make them better has the biggest hands out of this year's class. I think they were ten and five eighths so MS also throws the most hilarious interceptions Michigan. State's offense actually made you want your eyes like you. You when you watch Michigan State's offense last two years you would have preferred to be blind. Yeah I mean he. There was someplace where he actually looked like. He was drunk on the field. Nice shot the if you're like this guy with a giant hands was carrying around three pints liquor and drank all of them before the So yes the Eagles Oh. Pf wrote up eagles fans. I really do believe in in the thought process that if eagles fans hate the draft. That means it's a fantastic draft and boy. Do they hate the Jalen hurts? Pick with the second round which I kind of understand the hatred there because I don't really know if he's a starting quarterback in the NFL. You took them. It's also very weird because you don't really see quarterback taken in the second round either. Take Him in the first round. Because then you get the extra year the fifth year option or you wait and take them as a flyer like this guy's a work in progress so him just being taken in the second round kind of speaks volumes that you already don't fully believe that he can be this long term starter because you take him in the first round and then it's too high to take him in the second round when he's going to be a project but the eagles fans flipped out and then shefty covering they're covering the eagles asses a little bit said that it might be because of Corona virus and Backup quarterback is going to be at a premium if the STARTER GETS CORONA VIRUS. Which is most insane thing? I've ever heard no now changed. How the NFL's going to do business? Listen TO WIN WIN. One one hundred of Of Your thirty to forty year olds. Come Down with the sickness of sidelines. Them for a week and a half you have to. You have to build that factor into your into your draft value charts a quarterback like counting on the fact that you're might get sick is so funny. I don't know what she was doing. Probably just like massaging her shoulders. A little bit like Hey. Make sure to give me the scoops in the future. I'll get you back on this one but I. I always got the feeling that Peterson is like. Following and Sean Payton's footsteps three years after the fact like he respect Sean Payton. He's like this is a coach with balls. I like style. If he's doing something I'm GonNa maybe try to emulate a little bit so taking jalen hurts to be their tastes hill You although jalen hurts. His only played quarterback. He's I don't think the skill set is similar. Taste some hills at all but he sees what they do down New Orleans. He was like I want to try to do something like that. Because having big balls as a coach is cool. Here's here's the spin zone for the eagles fans They drafted him solely because his character was off the charts. Because by all accounts jalen hurts is a great teammate. He handled the two of thing very very well. He had his moment the Sec Championship Game. Where he came in relief. He then was very well. Liked it Oklahoma? So maybe that's the new like the new hack. That's the new billy. Bean just draft solely on character. Not Anything to do with what your football team needs right now. If you're a captain on your team draft that person even if even if your team sucked because it shows that you're the king of the turns with hurts so he is the narrative that that started to go out right after he got drafted was he actually. Kinda likes being a backup. He did well as a backup. It sooner. It's like no. He absolutely does not. But if you're looking to draft like the best backup quarterback in terms of non terms of what they did on the field but in terms of how their team performed with him as backup. You could do a lot worse than Joan hurts. Yes and Given what we know about the Eagles Locker Room. He'll probably be the favorite quarterback within a week right. Yeah always always always loan false. They love Nick foles more than they than they loved Carson Wentz his all as far as we heard but overall I liked what the dolphins did as well. I'm trying to think of anyone else. Kind of like sh you know jumped out I. It's just so funny. All these things are so stupid grading drafts because everyone wants the great. Everyone wants the instant validation that Oh my God. My team did it but these things matter. There's the hold the old Jaguars. Jaguars had like five years in a row where they've got a plus draft grade and this was when they weren't doing anything good. Well No. I mean the only true a plus grade that assured again was the bortles draft. I maintain that that was the correct rate on great on the horizon for others where they drafted a running back or something really high I thought the Redskins did pretty well to take got rid of Trent Williams. Finally even though they got first forum last year and the forty niners. That's like that's huge for them because they're losing their. You know one of the best left tackle in football. And they're getting one of the best left tackle in football right on top of it so I liked the redskins strategy. Which seems to be. This is where I've been saying for a while like if you if you have no idea how to draft just load up on. Sec West players and then mix in Ohio state players. Every every now and again and you'll get to see the SEC had Quite the draft. Ole Miss was the SEC team. That didn't get a player drafted from that roster which is kinda crazy that every other team in the SEC. Got A player. Dr Listen that's fine. They had a good draft. They also lost a lot of talent And they also. They also have players at pretend to take pisses on fields so that probably screwed up the tape for everybody else. Also true also true All right and then the other big news that we had James Winston is GonNa sign with the Saints and be a backup which is actually terrible news for us because all we really wanted was James Winston to start football games and now he's going to be a backup for the saints. I hope that he gets in. I hope that I don't want you. Breeze I am I gonNa wis wish injury on drew brees but we need Jameis Winston in game situations Overall it feels like it took. It's taken the hall of fame. Career Jameis Winston. It might be a small hiccup no along the road to canton. But that's okay. Because guess what. He said that he took less money. from someone else who? We don't know who that was but someone offered him more money and maybe it starting job but we don't know who it is in everyone reports everything these days to learn from Sean Payton and be the backup in New Orleans. Listen this is have you ever seen a Kung. Fu Movie Beget Yeah this is perfect. This is the right storyline. It's like he started out as a hotshot. You get humbled a little bit. You go off in the mountains to train with some old wizard who blindfold zoo in hits you in the side with sticks and Shit and then you learn how to catch flies with chopsticks and stuff training out nature for a year. And then he backs. I'm combining like nine movies. Pretty Combining Aria getting trained by the guy would know face When when she turned blind. I should've should've just said have you ever seen game of thrones? No I think I think. That's one of the like five analogies and mixing altogether but in most Kung Fu movies. You Go and you train with Guru right. That's what James James GonNA come back next year in literally likely gunfire. Yes I agree I mean I just. I'm just bombed because I want to see him now. I've a bold prediction. I think James is starting at least six games this year. Okay so I have a bold prediction I think drew brees is GonNa get injured missing six games this year and then James would start. Oh six games right okay. So we're in agreement so we both have bold predictions. What aboutism helm taste them? Hill a Swiss army knife. Well THEY WANNA keep tasting hill from tastes him. He'll take every snap then if he's not good. Then Sean Payton can't trade him for six first rounders in ten years and I think the thought of having a taste hill on your offers a lot better than actually having tasted hill on your roster making was it like fifteen million dollars yes yes Taksim Hill is something you just need a little bit of. You can't have too much of it if you have too much of it. Things go south pretty quickly all right. Should we do? Who's back the week? Let's do who's back a week than we have Chris Angel. Coming up Hank why don't you start? Would they have won the CIA want? They WanNa would have won the playoffs if he had been playing the game. Now who takes him yes? That's true best player on the field against the vikings fact according to a Troy Aikman and everyone who had is is back on the weekends the NBA potentially go on. There was some news in the right direction. Wold reported that teams in states where they're like easing up on the corona virus. Banner going to be able to start practicing together. Teams are getting back together. So there's no news about this season coming back but it's a step in the right direction. Although I will say it makes no sense to me like from a competitive standpoint. How they're gonNA let some teams practice in some teams. Hank was very mad when I read this tweet to him last night because he was like. Fuck that like The box and the rockets are going to be able to come back right away. And the Celtics and the Lakers in the clippers are screwed. Now I've heard that they're trying to do something where maybe this is the. Nhl where they're just gonNa have like four locations spread out across northeast Southeast Ohio. I think they would just move to a state like teams that don't have restrictions would just move to stay in the interesting part two would be teams like. I don't know if they would just go straight to the playoffs or not. Like what would the next two hours not even? GonNa like Disney even worth it. Yeah I know I think gained right. You can just hop in the playoffs. That'd be that'd be crazy. There's no way that any bowl is going to come back and like be yelled at by Jim. Boylan for season doesn't matter anymore during a pandemic that would actually now. I'm rooting for that. I'm rooting for them to play at least two weeks so the Jim Boylan actually has to try to get his team to come back for him. That'd be perfect Um all right. Pfc what's your who's that my who's back in the week is simple. It's Trey wingo trade to we just become best friends. You did a good job trae. You did a good job. You've played it. You played a relatively straight. You stuck to a winning formula it with the exception of like there were a few times where you straight away from your will Farrell movies. And he started talking too much about feet like Quentin Tarantino hat tips. Things like that. I thought that he did. He did good with material he was given. They laid on the The tragedy stuff pretty sick on on Friday and Saturday like there was some prospects where they just talked about grandparents that died like forty years ago like that. They didn't even know his grandparent died. during World War Two. He had high blood pressure wasn't in the battle or anything but he died in nineteen forty-three So thoughts and prayers to that guy like the day overdid that quite a bit. I would say But for the most part I thought the trade did a pretty good job considering the circumstances yes. I'd agree I'd agree. He did get criticized. A little bit for his comment about Where was it in Southern California? Where he's like all they do is is surf and smoke weed and then Santa Cruz and the prospect was like I don't I don't do either of those things. It's like. Come on guys. Relax okay. Trays making a joke about his favorite hobbies smoking weed. Just chill out blazer. Don't but don't come at trae about that Also who's back? A week was overprotective mamas in draft room so a lot of players that would get drafted and then either step mom would come in or the girlfriend would come into a hug and mama bear would just put her hand up and play defense. Like this is my. This is my time to shine you. Keep Your Ho ass out of this picture right now. It's it was actually I. I'm always siding with the person who has the ability to to be like. Hey this is gonna live on forever and the country is watching us in our living room. Maybe it's not about you person who's been standing in the kitchen eating like the French onion dip for last four hours to come and get the first hug. Want you back off and let him have this moment. Although respect to that person who's been in the kitchen eating French on different four hours and then trying to get the spotlight. That's that's all. You're an athlete. If you're doing that they can stay. Continue making all right. My who's back? The Week is love. Being dead. Loves DEADEN LOVE IS COMPLETELY DEAD CAKE. Kavin Jay Cutler on the splits. They're getting divorced. I was blindsided by this. I felt like Peter King. I was walking Stella and I looked at my phone after about fifteen minutes. I had twenty mistakes I was like. Oh my God someone must have died like way worse the Royal Family's getting Divorced so all says Team J. I don't know anything I I literally don't know anything But I'm Jay. So that's my quarterback. He's got more time to practice handball. Yeah exactly that's my quarterback like that's what free Bros. got stick together during this again. I don't know anything but I've got your back without a doubt one hundred percent unequivocally kristen cavs taking a page out of the Kardashians e reality show playbook and this is all for you know some some. Promo for the show. Even if that's the case Hank I ride with J I actually thought it might be a publicity stunt when I first saw it because you know the is not immune to this fiscal downturn in America so you gotTa sometimes trump's story lines with everything that's going on with Jovic your goat and the talk of the vaccine virus though this definitely they got some arguments and as far as I'm concerned any conversation that you have in quarantine with a lover That should be. You should be able to turn the page on that because we're all going to go a little bit crazy right. You can't be you can't expect Jay to be locked inside with somebody on a private island for three months and not go a little crazy. I think they did go home but either way team. Jay Whatever may happen and yeah that's all I got to say. That's my state my statement. I want my statement. Just read I M T J forever and always unless he gets arrested for a felony which I don't think he ever would be but then I would reconsider my team. Jay Standing wouldn't wouldn't give it up right away that one thing to be read at that point you need to wait for all the facts to come for right decide radio so I'm good team Jay. All right let's to Our interview with Chris Angel Awesome Dude. Very positive guy. This is like a Monday. Motivation was criss angel. Before we do that. It's rough out there right now. Everyone's isolating physically distancing but listen. A man's got needs. Get a little desperate. You might be tempted to shoot your shot slide right into your XS. Dm's invite her over for a quick thing. Don't Trojans got your back? They're doing this thing called sex US instead instead of sexting your xt sex Trojan and they'll send you vibe or some lube to make pleasure in yourself awesome. This is sick. All you gotTa do is at Trojan Condoms on twitter. Send them an Eggplant Emoji. And all your horny guys or girls. We'll get something to make whatever you're into doing with yourself even better pleasure yourself like the world depends on it. Dude Shout Trojan. This is huge. They're basically saying. Hey you're you're gonNA do some crazy things with your brain right now. Stop. Don't do it sex US instead. So all you gotTa do is Send Trojan Eddie. Empties doing it right now. at Trojan condoms on Twitter Cinnamon Eggplant Emoji. And they will send you something to take your mind off of Your ex or some kind of bad mistake you're GonNa do when you when you Send out that text so if we all went out together we can save the world. Thank you to Trojan come together. Huge Trojan condoms on twitter hit them with the DM. And that's that's awesome so thank you. Trojan for helping everyone You know make mistakes. They don't want to make absolutely use Hashtag. Come yes absolutely Okay let's get to our interview. We have Chris Angel Mine Freak. Who Okay We. Now welcome on a very special guest. It is six time magician of the year he is a hall of Famer in the International Magicians Society Hall of fame I'm GonNa read all your accolades by the way mine-free most successful magic show in the history of television. The most watched magician of all time and has the most followers on social media. It is criss angel. Chris thank you so much for joining us. This is a great pr. Asian that was that was impressive. Yeah I gotta I gotTa introduce the legend that is criss angel so I guess the first question is how does the hall of fame? Magicians Hall of fame work in like. Did you get inducted into you? Have like a gold jacket like the. Nfl How does that go down? Basically Organization about one Hundred Years Old Bay only given this lifetime achievement award out of five times in their history. The only commercial Roy and I was not only the youngest Person to ever receive this unanimously. It has to be by over twenty of the board members that ranged from age in the twenty s to the eighties. But I am the only magician performing today to be In the ranks of the six persons ever get this one hundred years by the most prestigious International Brotherhood Magicians Organization in the world. So it's a pretty big thing and very grateful very humbled to be part of that. Oh what's it like at the induction ceremony for the Hall of Famer Magic? I I have to assume at least in my own brain that when you get like all. These magicians together in room. Everyone is always just worried that somebody else is starting a trick on him. Yes it's the world of magic is a pretty competitive sport if you will Because it does not a lot of people like if I asked you name ten logisticians right now. I bet you can't. Houdini mystery the pickup artist. David Blaine David Copperfield. The mass magician that gave away all your tricks on Fox cobb. Blues Penn and teller. Yes yes we don't. That's pretty much it you just tapped are five. Yeah Yeah so yeah. It's it's a small kind of thing and when you wanNA remained the most relevant you have to work harder. You know At the destination as opposed to getting to the destination so like an athlete on which I consider myself one because of the type of show. I do very physical show. I do a lot of Mma training gym at my house. And you have to really be especially if two now I gotta be really flexible and really athletic Not able to do a lot of these things. Yeah I read that you can still do the splits at fifty two. Which is that I. Do I interview Randy Guitar? Or but he has a great gym called extreme tour his son Orion get sore trains. Me and I have achieved code so I do a little bit of training and I just do some cardio. Stop Stretching and stuff like that but it's really important as you get older to remain flexible and to keep your body moving route to prevent injury hangups dining shocked to kill myself a million times a during the show so. I'm just always trying to be like focused and in the moment and you know hypersensitive to being physically set. How did you get into you? Know Magic like what at what point in Your Life. We like. This is it. This is my career. Because you gotta say it's not a lot of kids don't grow up. I'm going to be a magician. They're not that stupid. I was. I was six. My installers showed me a car trek and I was obsessed with magic in the power that gave you as a young kid when adults didn't understand how you were doing accomplishing certain things. And by the time I was you know. Let's handle Evans. Twelve years old. I was performing private parties on my bicycle as playing in bars by barely fourteen. Was You know Fridays? Incites could never get away with it today but in New York as to go into bars and closer magic I always knew this is what I wanted to do. Always had a big dream took me eight year. Eighteen years to become an overnight success but never gave up and no matter what it is. You want a life you just have to put that sweat equity in put blinders on believing yourself. No one else does. Don't waste your time on. Social media was seen to negatively breeds. Nothing positive and eventually can happen. You just gotTa really really you got to really be able to believe it envision it you know yeah. I have a very important question for EFI. Like good. Went lead off with actually is magic real Now I'm an entertainer artist. I use a lot of things that I'd be are real because I try to blurred line between reality and like when I hang by four fishhooks through my back from a helicopter over the Valley of fire or hang for six hours of It's real is no pain medication. No numbers nothing. When Frank Muir chocolate Dell or Ryan Aranda tour or Or who else will my missing Pge Van Zandt when a punched me in the stomach You know as hard as they could That was completely real. That wasn't like some type of tricks. So I do do tricks. And allusions Really can't fly unlimited. Even though I do it in a way that's never been done I try to blurred outline and let the audience determine what is real and what is oddity. It's a bit more fun for them to be able to determine what is what were you nervous when you got punched in the I mean. That's Houdini got caught right. Well that's what I was doing. I was kind of paying homage because Houdini in his day in age said that he could take any man's punch in a couple of college kids soil. Houdini after a show they were like. Is it true Mr Houdini Take any man's points news like yes you can prepare. Welcome and essentially Ruptured his appendix and on Halloween in Nineteen Twenty six. He died of So I wanted to do that. And today are fighters are way more scientific stronger faster and I just thought it was even more difficult to do that test today than it would be. You know nearly eighty years ago or something so I got you know. Ufc Champs you know and and Just wanted to see However however however I would have had a wreck reacted excuse me and and it was definitely An interesting experience. Frank Mayor is like two fifty or something bad and he hit me the first time he's holding back and I said you can't do that because it just doesn't look believable and I wanted to be legit and he like look that media site you got this look at this. I and I was like Shit. He is let loose and he was just here. Actually before. This whole thing went dow-. Hbo Cobra Virus Ucla Training at my gym with him in order in his coach so But he he chocolate del end and And and they all they all they all hit hard when you get a free shot. You know it's definitely something. I'm concerned about but leave the techniques. So I I was hoping it was going to work and it. I have talked with those Basically his knuckles in my in my stomach like he just stood there the the after effects or like a few hours. You just like this big red mark of his knuckles. It was so how do you do it? How you how'd you take? Its muscle control reeling distance. It's like commonsense things that you just have to feel really confident about when you put yourself you know literally at the end of somebody. That's a high level athlete like near their punch. You know so just practice. You know so you you looted to a second ago but you worked for eighteen years before because you said becoming an overnight success but at some point along the way I'm sure there was some discouragment some encouragements. What was one point where you're like? I can do this for a living. I can be extremely successful. Well I knew I could do for a living when I was a teenager because I was doing. Like twelve birthday artie. So weekend or is doing firehouse shows. I've played at windows of the World. I was in corporate events and I was also playing with my banning clubs so I knew I could do it for a living but I was just miserable performing you know as a babysitter basically doing magic for kids birthday parties and I never was happy with it so I just figured I would take that leap. Because it wasn't about money was always about living my dream. You know you get one life you have to choose how you live it so I just really were hard in just one for and it just it when your different than you're not like everybody else it? It's more difficult to succeed. But once you succeed in everybody like kind of copies you because you proven a road that can work and you pave the road so it was a very very difficult process. But once I along the way saw certain indications you know because there was no one big thing that really happened. It was a small small things that evolved and transformed into a big thing but it was a series of small breaks that allow them to get the big great which was really my mind. Free Television series. You know on a I need act in two thousand and five eight three specials before that I had a six hundred shows on Broadway and forty third on its at the. Wwe McMahon's aid me a break back in two thousand two thousand one. So and I still. I still work with today. You know Stephanie Band and triple H or call with was hanging with me. A Probably two months ago or something so it was a series of a lot of things were you can never give up. That's the one common ingredient you know you just gotTa work hard. Doesn't matter if you want to be the best basketball player anime guy football play you never can give up and you just have to put that time in. If it were easy everybody would be successful. But the It the harder it is to achieve something the greater the reward. So you have the world record in a couple of things and I want to just walk through them to like. Explain the level of panic or how you mentally got over it. So the first one was you were submerged underwater. And had the fastest time to escape from a straitjacket at two minutes and thirty seconds. How the hell do you train for that? And was there any moment where where you're like? Fuck I'm underwater for two minutes and thirty seconds this socks. I'm going to die right. I did over a thousand demonstrations on TV alone. And so so I think you're combining to different things but let me take one each one so I was the first Guy New Young Award. Twenty four hours. I did it in Times Square at the wwe and on Good Morning. America lie to hide everything And so I only was underwater for twelve hours in friends pool to see 'cause I didn't have money back and I want to see if I could do twelve hours and I came out. I was able to do it but I might. Skin drive me crazy. Because of the chlorine it's strove me not sweet. So when you say you're you're under your in like one of those clear boxes underwater. Yeah basically I had Houdini water. It was like a phone booth filled up with water and I always underwater for the very first hour upside down with eighteen pounds of chains and I was recreating what Houdini Did in y you know. Short time I wanted to do for twenty four hours so the first hour I was upside down the remaining twenty three hours right side up but I wasn't really prepared. I didn't have the money in science. United site just forced it S- and Y'all have a permanent scar on my nose because the mask or away and it was the most miserable experience you can imagine but I did it and it served its purpose. And then the one that you're talking about. I didn't tying swear in it was Got To straitjackets. I wanted to be the first person to try to straitjackets at the same bullshit. Straitjackets you get that you see. Everything inherited these magic using lake. Legitimate Cozy straitjackets. I two of them. I worked with Randy tour these Jim because I wanted him to. Constantly choked me out. I wanted to know what it was delights. What signs would be to know when I was going to go on conscious because the idea was not only going to have to straitjackets on I was going to hang upside down above twenty thousand people? You KNOW THIRTY THIRTY FEET. Thirty stories up and essentially have fifty pounds await basically hanging from one end of a rope. The other end was in new surround my nap and so I had to be very gingerly. Getting that straightjacket up is I was fighting against myself. If I moved a lot the news would get hydro at fifty pounds. I would pass out go unconscious and I wouldn't have been able to accomplish my mission so I had to be very methodical Randy tour and you any out a bunch of times. He talked about the crowder arteries. I did turn my neck and different different techniques and essentially on got that I first jacket off to the point that I could get the road with my teeth. Offer my mouth drop the way everything off and then I got out of glass jacket but I did pay a small Christ side ripped my bicep off of my phone. Complete Ariza my rotator cuffs. I had a five hour surgery with seven. Susan anchors nine months of rehabilitation and both surgeons and And my physical therapist after nine months. It don't ever do that again. I still do it every night on my show. Wait so I just looked at. That's insane I looked at the other video just now while you're while you're telling the story about you being underwater for twenty four hours with obviously a scuba mask you then went to the hospital. Your skin like how the fuck your skin looked so gross in Prune. How long did that like if I ask for a little time and it was so funny because when I went to the when I went to the hospital the doctor and the nurses there quits and I'm white? I'm so itchy. I can't I'm just so like my skin is so uncomfortable and they didn't know what to do because you know it's not like the look in their medical journal. Heidi treat somebody who was under water for twenty four hours the Guinea pig. That was stupid enough to do. It's so So it was a little challenging and I couldn't eat. I couldn't like eat because obviously I couldn't go to the bathroom. Always just taking liquid in peeing in a tube But essentially you know that was it. I've done a lot of really stupid things but It's it's amazing that over a thousand demonstrations you know I did manage to kill myself because a lot of things like floating over the pyramid. Lots five hundred fifty three. I didn't even know that was gonNA work and it'll pupil to watch this go to my instagram. Chris on this in or my youtube and type in top fights and I sit applied in it. That were absolutely nuts. I let myself on fire. I spent plenty for us in the water I was buried. Alive just hung by fishhooks. So it's like each one that I that I did and it's the ultimate social very true. That's very true that is what's it like when you finish with a trick like that for the First Time. I imagine this guy be like scoring a touchdown or relation or is it like the opposite. Is it a little bit like you're scared? I can't believe survived that I look back and since I in you know we kind of doing mitigation stuff. I spent a lot of time pulling footage and putting stuff up that not. I've done my career because I never stopped in smell the flowers and got my work and so I- people always ask about certain things so I've been hosting new clips things shoot my house with my kids and and stuff that was from my past and it's really crazy because I'm the type of guy that I work harder than I than I than I worked to to succeed. I think you have to work harder in order to remain the number one guy at in in your respective discipline so for me. I never stopped and look at what I'd done yesterday. I'm always looking at what I'm doing. I'm doing tomorrow and I'm always looking to like kind of anti raised the Ante in everything. I'm doing I I won't stop being like that until I quit so I I really don't stop in look at it but I have just recently because of being trapped in my house and and I'm just you know sometimes it feels like it was a different person you know And sometimes I I stop and I'm like Holy Shit Out Birdie. Engraved yeah vying over the valley. I of ice fish lips to be a flash and and and some of the things that I dated a walk down the side of the Planet Hollywood you know thirty mile an hour winds is a pretty stupid thing to do but I had to make it easy. Tv show is the executive producer producer. And if I did I would. I would have lost that money so a lot of chances we would have you know Standards and practices on white via the regulation of safety for television would always WanNa come and see what I'm doing and I always knew that anything that I would do. That would never allow me to do so. It always gives them the wrong address. That's awesome true story. That's awesome. What tells the fishhooks thing? How the Hell do you do that? Like Mentally Fisher Going mind over matter your body. It's yeah it's mind over matter so I got a guy that this piercing who does a lot of bodies suspension and this has been a practice. That's been around from boy going into like you know a transition from a boy to manhood and they would do this. You know as as tradition as part of their culture is sort on TV. I wanted to do so. I gotTA oldest Guy Alain Fall or was his name. Believe it or not Roy them out and I hadn't because it's really important to take Fisher and he put it in your flesh. You can't go too shallow because it will rip right out of your flesh and your fall or if it goes too deep you'll hit your Muslim permanent damage so you have to get it in that sweet spot and I not numbers. No pain medication of any kind. And so he strongly up. And and it's really you know mind-over-matter it's it's kind of like that's why. I love you know the UFC in and MNA because these guys go into our warriors and it's you know pene Sudan is a feeling of being allies. You know it's it's like you know when an athlete really wants to accomplish something they don't care if they're feeder hurting you know care. They the damaged this. Their objective is more important than the moment therein. It's the it's the end result that they're looking for and I think I share that same sentiment. It's it's the end results so for me I went up. I was trying to get lifted off. My Skin. Stretching off of my bone is pulling me up and I felt like I was in my brains out and I had to come down which which Allen was freaking out. He's like no one comes down and goes back up. Because once you down you never can muster the energy to go back up and so So I had a hat make it. Tv shows financially responsible for and no one ever did this before hanging by a helicopter and flies and so it was the most painful thing I've ever done in the most beautiful mustered the courage I knew I had to do it. I got myself in mindset. I kind of visualize what it was gonNA look like before I did it and essentially I embrace the pain as opposed to fight in. I accepted the pain and I try to concentrate on between what is in delight. Like if somebody takes your flesh in A pinch your instant reaction. Since you're a baby is whole away or fall to cry but if you really study what being it's just you know it's it's it's something that you can process and overcome so they were. When when I skin was being cold I started focusing really really intently on. What is that stealing that sensation unsealing and I started becoming numb to the pain and was able to overcome it and that was like a trick. I did in my own mind that that has helped me so many times. When I'm in situations where I'm like Shit I could die or I could be permanently. Maine's how am I gonNA get through this first of all. I just remain calm. I think methodically. Think about what my job is. I think about what I've rehearsed. I think about you know being in that moment. In dealing with the micro of every single moment in the moment and getting to the end result which is my goal and and sometimes you goals that are short term and sometimes their long-term and from either both you know and I just I got on not not a smart guy. Like I didn't go to college. I was in slow classes in high school. I just hide an overwhelming desire drive and passion like no one in my field that I was going to do things. If it killed me that would be okay. That would be the price. I was willing to pay to succeed and be the best that what I do. You mentioned before we started taping that you do four hundred fifty shows a year so I I have to imagine that you're not doing the same exact tricks every night but I also think that there's a danger in performing the same trick multiple times that you can start to become complacent with it or get bored with a trick and lose focus whereas the first time you do it. Your mind is hyper focused on every single step. Have you experienced that? If so like how do you? How do you get past that one hundred percent? Absolutely you know it's like if you if you think of a better player going down the court and they practice is over and over and over again and then during the Games and they've done it in games over and over again it's very easy just to put it on automatic pilot when I always do. Is I find number one. I I cut back from doing that many shows because I did that for like ten years and now that I'm at planet Hollywood with my brand new show mine freaks. I WANNA be a chance to tour more and I wanted to balance because my youngest son or actually my oldest son just had another kid but Otis on is going through pediatric cancer so I wanted time to deal with his treatment in in do some other work for children that are going through similar situation but I am. I just I just focus and and prioritize what it is trying to do what it is. I'm trying to accomplish and you lost meaning to say one more time. Sorry I was saying like if you're doing the same trick multiple times a trick that dangerous. Yes yeah I try to prioritize? You know what is going on at that moment if I'm on stage that's my priority and I focus in that moment and I also think about that audience that I'll never have in the room together ever again. In the history of the world that audience will never be their. This is their only experience collectively and my job is to professionally. Give them the most incredible mind blowing experience. They can possibly have in Las Vegas at show and in order to do that. I got to be in a moment. I can't phone it in. There's other magicians downs at just literally walk through the motions and floated in teleprompters have fans blowing. And that's not what I'm about to two shows a night. Every night three shows each it becomes like a hamster on the wheel. I don't WanNa do that This might be a really dumb question but I also feel like it is our scientific duty to ask it just in case the answer is like no one's ever asked you this before but do you think you could make corona virus disappear like. I feel like we could get like two years down the line and still look for a vaccine. And you're like you know no one ever asked me. You didn't try magic yet. Yeah I it's it's a crazy time you know it's so it's such an interesting observation but your family's like mine that have a trial that has a compromised immune system practice social distancing mitigation handwashing sanitizing. Everything all the time and what this has done. It's kind of been a wake up call for the whole world for one to be in the moment to realize. I've seen what we have and how we take it for granted you know and for me you know the human spirit is resilience and I really believe that we are GonNa absolutely get through this stronger than ever. I think I I hope it serves a time for people to reconnect to the ones that they love. You know we take people for granted and working is something we all need to do because we are bills to pay but love is something. That's priceless and something that we often take for granted and it's important to spend this time because we have no other choice to make the most of it to make it a positive experience and so that's what I'm trying to do and trying to put out. The world is positively end to be the moments and to be positive entitled without hope It very bleak you have a conscious conscience choice to make whether you're gonNA choose to take this time in it's the end of the world or you're GonNa take time and make something positive. Come from it. I think you just did it. I think you're just mind free corona virus. Because that's the that's like we don't hear a lot of positive spins right now so you have to be you know the the problem is not to get political because I believe you know. This virus has no political face. It can affect anyone just like pediatric cancer can watch file. The two minutes is diagnosed with it So it can happen. It doesn't know you know discriminate if you're black white rich poor famous or not and I just think that The media is not helping. Because they're adding to the hysteria. Yes we need information. We need to know but we also need to have hope. We also need to put positively in the world in love in the world and we not. We need to get that as humans. It's essential to our DNA and when you have people in the world that are just saying you know bad news bad news bad news when we're home in isolated from the one set we wanna see the things that we wanna do you know. We need to be practical and realistic but we also need to be positive and hopeful and resolute in our understanding that we will come back stronger than ever and we need more messaging like that. Because you know there's more people is about two hundred and sixty thousand people I believe in the world that has committed suicide this year already lot more people than have passed on because of the virus now every life is valuable every single life and I'm not trying to compare one to the other but we also got to keep Huzzah. Tiffany in the world. It's not going to be the end of the world. We are all going to go on. We're all going to move on and and within a thrives and if you don't think that you don't feel that then you interface negatively what you think is what you are what you put out. The world is what you get. I firmly believe and I think we need more positively so in a way you did come up with a magic formula which is listened to medical experts and practice social distancing and also have some positive thinking and just know that we're going to get to the other side. Yes that's the magic remind freaked it you just as the mine-free we might. Do you mind freak just random shit like do you just like walk around your house and just mind freak people now. I I usually am always creating you know like when I perform. That's my job. But creating is my passion. I love creating if you come out here left. Have yet my show. Yes yes I I do a thing where I fly in levitated in pure light like you can see every little. I worked almost twenty years on this. I had a company that works for NASA. Come onboard helping with this. I did it on Broadway but when you see this people that have been in business for forty years. Don't even know how I do it and and it's something that I'm always thinking. I'm always creating always writing things down. I'm always working on different projects but I don't necessarily walk around in an and the the deck of cards. I Hate Cartwright's but I do card tricks him because one or two good but when people have their whole show of card tricks to me like when people come to Vegas they wanted to be they WANNA see spectacle may want to escape reality their problems they wanNA see the impossible possible. They want the messaging in their lives to be that. Hey you know I just hope his show. I can go out and conquer the world. Anything that I dream up I can achieve because it's not about how I do it. It's about how you feel when you watch it and when you have that connection to the audience its purest form of magic. So Cartwright's in other tricks. Just like an enigma. I know how to do something you don't know how to do and for me. It's not about that. It's about inspiring people inspiring emotion and making people feel like they can go out and accomplish anything in her life and I think that's why I have had so much success because the messaging is one of hope positively and something that I had been doing now since I started doing. It's not something that I started. Because of the virus can you use levitation to dunk great question thanks to do what to Dunk Dunk? A basketball dunk had Shaquille O'Neal at my house. And we we were playing a little basketball and we were just screwing around outside and he challenged me to meditate him. And so so I did. You can go to my instagram An and check it out but I- levitated him over my house and then I put that out there in people were starting to say. Oh it's a balloon. It's a helium balloon. I swear on my mother who I love more than life itself. I wish I could get a balloon to do things like this. You can ask shock. And he did this. He literally flew over my house. Oh you guys are doing light as a feather stiffest board. Middlesbrough's do this all the time. Yeah I'm watching it right out but seriously could you have made him dunk. Well he asked me about the free throw and magic and so I got one last question. He's a great guy but yeah he criss Angel Mind. Freak my last question. Is You have a secret society. But it's but it's not secret because you can you can go and you can like log into it. What's what's behind that. What's the Secret Society about? Well it's it's a clever. I weighed markets kids. That WanNa learn magic because I think magic builds confidence. It builds the ability to forward think bills the ability to address groups of people and I think kids need to have those on building blocks as they grow up to so I wanted to put magic out in the world that I would personally teach and I would perform what the trick look like. And then I'd give them an opportunity to learn beginning a beginner version or advance version and so we have a stain called the secret society where people go online and type in the code and then I appear and then I'm able to teach them different tricks that that they can do with the deck of cards because I love cartridge so much at their home or they can buy a magic kit that I can teach them how to do things with. So it's basically we call it a secret society and Because we we talk about secrets. I keep secrets you know. The real secret is is the magic of emotion in bloom how to that product package magic in a way that connects to people on an emotional level. And that's what movies do. That's what Disney does. And that is the purest form of what magic is this. I'm watching the shack video. I don't. It's incredible I don't understand. How did you do that on his back? Flavor flav there. Yeah so so. This is what this is crazy. But we've done like I've always incorporated you know Sports figures because I have such a a admiration and respect. You know somebody that has that type of discipline to be a great athlete. Might Tyson my son and his sixth birthday party and I know Mike for many many years and he and his family came over my son's birthday party which was in February and we were hanging and we were just talking and And shoot the shit and I have so much respect for my. You know like what he has accomplished in the amount of training in the discipline that it took two to win the championship heavyweight championship at twenty years. Old is just astonishing and the and he's such a great guy on and so I love hanging out with these people. I Love Tony Hawk on. I'm going to be doing a project with Tony Hawk coming up. I just love these people that spend so much time being the best at their craft at their sport. The discipline meditates his second to none. And I just I just love being around him. It inspires me one of my favorite things in all of sports when a quarterback is able to do a really sick play action like where they faked a handoff kind of put it behind their back or whatever. Fake out the entire defense. Do you think that you could work with a quarterback and teach them like a next level play action fake where they really think I? I have thought about that because I I had a couple of guys that I've been France with in the U. OF C. You asked me about you know misdirection and different things. But you know what they're doing those quarterbacks and is is really is really incredible like the level that they're doing it at if you look at it now and you look at it you know fifteen years ago ten years ago you see a transformation just like in this day and and Yeah I think you can certainly were toward using magic and illusion to enhance their strategy. I don't think it would hurt. Let me say that. I think it might add another little layer and I don't even know what that means right now have to really study it really kind of look into it. But I'm sure I'm sure because they are doing misdirection and are doing things to make you look over there when they actions going over there just like you know to put in my hand. I make it look a year when this ends doing it right. Yes so Yeah I it'd be interesting. It'd be an interesting exercise to see whether or not someone like myself. Who help facilitate a higher level play? I don't know if I could or couldn't but I love to try his LV awesome. You got the raiders right. There is teach Derek March and bring you in Mark Big Fan. You're absolutely you teach them how to do that. And they'll be running spider to why Banana and defense won't be able to stop it. Do you hang with Mark Davis. I'm very tight with. Yes Yay namedrop. No no that's yeah. Mark marks a friend. Marts a friend of mine and we actually just yet. He had dinner at my house when he came out. Here is you get an Jiang's delivered mad at myself for Okay and his that. Ns tapes and then we and then we had just met up Backstage a planet Hollywood in my dressing room about a project that I'm working on that. The raiders get involved in. Call a great guy. The raiders humming to Vegas is just absolute insanity. It's such a great thing for this town especially now considering you know you have the Golden Knights which are fantastic. We've done things together with the Golden Knights as well. Now the raiders. I mean Vegas is really transformed into something. You need to have sports. You need to get the town and the city hind it. And the raiders is like the Dad I pass it everyday going to war and the stadium. They did just the most. Incredible JOTTED. Ominous levitated the stadium. That would be sick. Something there. Okay so I've been in. I've been in the stadium a few times. They asked me to come in. Ask you to look at it and we chatted about some things. But I'll definitely a probably do something in there because we've talked about it before and I'd love I'd love to get involved with the raiders. I it's just such a great team and the brand and and also my my dear friend of mine is in Tom. For almost twenty years is like be his dog is name reiter. He's the biggest radio stuff. We'll really excited. Vegas really excited to have the raiders. And I think it's GonNa be so poignant now with everything reopening hopefully sooner than later that we're GONNA have the raiders here in what September October. Y'All some of their first games. We hope that will be able to do. It's just going to bring such an energy and excitement and just something to look forward to us. Yes I would imagine. You can find a quarter behind Mark Davis Zero and just like that's a captive audience. Right there like fuck man. That's what Mark Mark Davis is is a good guy. Anytime I call him. You call you right back. And and he's there and he's really becoming part of this community love. He's really trying to trying to help out locally. And and somebody underprivileged situations and stuff like that. So we're really grateful to have the raiders here Tab Mark here the Golden Knights It's really really awesome. If you told Jon Gruden that you could teach his quarterbacks play action. He probably just won't let you leave the building. Yeah he'd be like this or how you at the suggestion. Yeah yeah go either way but Chris thank you so much. There's been a ton of fun will definitely take you up on the offer when we next year and valleys and anytime you have anything you want to talk about promote your welcome back on here anytime. I want to thank you for having me on and I want to say to your listeners. Stay well stay safe and come out to Las Vegas when you can. No you got bills to pay mortgages leading all that stuff but once the world gets back come to Vegas come to planet. Hollywood see mine. 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Is it possible that you could draft a coach? Why would you sign them? Could you draft somebody to be a coach because then you own their rights if you think maybe next year there's a coach that's going to leave and go to the NFL and you want to get out in front of that? Could you use a draft pick on a college coach To prevent another team from hiring them to be on their roster. Then you'd have to draft all the coaches right because then team would be wasting a draft. Pick on someone they could would just be able to sign. But it's more a game of keep away so if you think that hypothetically the Los Angeles chargers are going to hire urban Meyer as their coach next year why wouldn't you if you're in the AFC west draft Urban Meyer. And then you have his rights for at least the next year so they can't hire them during the off season. 'cause he's technically belongs to you. I don't know if I don't know if you can't I don't hate but just sharing on my TV for long enough? That I thought about it. My other draft idea was trevor Lawrence. What if there's not going to be college football season two Trevor Lawrence? Could he then declared to go into the supplemental draft and then somebody could pick them up as a first rounder like in a month or two or whatever the supplemental drafting so? I don't know I was actually surprised. I don't know exactly how it works. Why wouldn't I guess you can't draft someone before they are eligible but it? I was thinking about that. Like seventh round situation. Why wouldn't you just draft him and then fight it? You know what I mean in. Basically take the risk that somehow. The season's not going to happen. I don't know how that would work right. I don't know exactly how that worked but I had the same similar thought whereas like why isn't anyone trying to just at least fight this like Maurice Clarinet situation and just see if they can. They can get Trevor Lawrence on a roster. I guarantee you that floor. He knows exactly that we're letter on both things like in two seconds and then call us idiots and really hammer home. Why wrong for the next ten minutes. Yeah and then get mad at us about going in and working in the office together like seven feet apart. Florida would accomplish all that in a minute. So I I think the way that it goes with these draft picks is you can you can retain rights to a player for up to a year. But it doesn't mean that they have to work for Right Reich. They but I don't. But if you're a team that has a supplemental pick why not take a shot on Trevor Lawrence and and bank on the fact that if the incidentally season does happen it might not happen till the spring and if it happens in the spring? I can't imagine that there's a lot of upside for a guy like Trevor Lord cigarette there and play right up until the right so it does say right now. I'm just googling. He has to be a four official three years out of high school. And that's at the end of the county or twenty twenty so he's just not eligible to be drafted yet so that just must it might just be cut and dry like that. That would have been sick though. Fuck it would've way but he's not eligible to be drafted. But could you sign somebody as an undrafted free agent? No because he's got. I think you can't be in the NFL unless you're three years out of high school okay so you can't play in the NFL unless three years at a high school but he is over eighteen. So could you sign a contract Trevor Lawrence in a month? Let's just say that you're the Patriots you'd be like. Hey we WANNA sign you two or three year. Fifty five million dollar contract undrafted free agent starting in June of twenty twenty one. Well here's where it could get interesting and again we should probably just have florio onto explain it here. You know what we're definitely to real quick but I would definitely to dump to get into that I was GonNa say could you? What if the NFL season is delayed until January? Could you then sign Trevor Lawrence? Then that's an interesting. Yeah all right. He'll pick up. He's got a pickup Mike. Mike Mike you're on your on your on. Emt Right now. Can you just tell us why we're stupid? Which were were pretty much having the high conversation. Trying to figure out why a team didn't try to draft. Trevor Laurence's rights. Just tell us why we're dumb and just explain it like in the rules because we know you know rocking his right. Yeah or like signing him. As an UNDERGRAD. I don't know we're just being stupid. Can you just tell us why we're done? Yeah he's not eligible to be selected by any team until he has three years high. School graduation pacify. So they can't it'd be violations roll. It would be a waste of the pick or you'd be disciplined smart or something like that. He's just got in a certified pool draft picks. What about an undrafted free agent? If they don't have a college football season he's not eligible to be to be signed. And if there's no college football season then he can be drafted next year. Look at the the guy from West. Virginia that was in the XSL. He got drafted even though he played a season in the accident because he was eligible. Now it's just whenever you're eligible horses eligible next year even if there's no college football season he's eligible next year. Okay that made way too much sense. So we're just really stupid wrong creativity because it finally creativity really stupid okay. Here's another one what. Pfc had the ideal. Why can't you draft a coach? I don't know 'cause it's not bad advice. Thank you all right so that was doug pardon. My Dad wasn't a real answer. He ducked my co two. Does but guess what you start thinking about it and I was like you might be right. Pf here's here's the thing. We might be very dumb but we have some very smart listeners. Out there. I'm sure that somebody has thought of a scenario where they can kinda skirt the rules and somehow get Trevor Lawrence onto their roster. You know maybe it's January first of of next year. Maybe it's at that date somebody if he declares himself. I don't know what I'm doing. Somebody else fixes someone else that needs to be exploited out there and someone will get to the someone do it for us all right hank give us your high stupid idea won't Ellen ever said this stupid. The Zachary Genius in my opinion So obviously you know. We're all stuck in. Our houses knows when we're going to be out of our house. People are trying to figure out ways to make our house relaxing or make it a little bit better experience being home altan somewhat. There's people that I gossip New York City where there's you know there's no room there's no room to put extra staff like you need a whole. We don't have backyards during a front yard remaining porch. Cousy just a one by one square leg. Oleg remember. Rollercoaster tycoon where you could just. It was just one square. And you could build all the way up like I'm talking like a Cube Jacuzzi that could fit even on the smallest porches. Okay so you're talking about like one of those you ever seen those cash machines that people step into all the dollars blow everywhere and they try to grab as many dollar bills. You're talking about. Just filling up with water swirls water all around just big enough for you to stand in not even standing just use like just get up and sit down in it. Yeah it's probably like up to your you know trust nipple area about what about a Jacuzzi suit? I've heard of a Jacuzzi superhighway debt. I liked that I've I've trying to. I'm trying to invent a massage suit. So we could maybe make it a double massage and Jacuzzi suit. Yeah I might not I might have just made it up in my head but like it'd be sweet if you could zip up a big puffy thing that had circulating water right Port security. I actually in college I was. I lived on a third floor and we had a window out of the kitchen. That was huge and we built a little drawbridge and had a grill outside the window. Very dangerous to have a grill on third floor. People could walk underneath it very very dangerous but delicious to Yeah we had one of those on on my porch in college so it was like a small portable tailgate charcoal grill and there we created a pile of trash out there and then at the end of the semester we just lit it on fire in a controlled which quickly became out of control. This whole situation with fire trucks and stuff. You guys are doing this. Tell me that the market is air. That's not term guys in your college they would buy the Porsche cousy. That's not okay. Yeah I I like to point Jacuzzi. The Josh Rosen. Josh Rosen had inside COUSY AT UCLA. That was pretty cool. He put in his actually looked into buying above ground. Jacuzzi for my apartment. Kramer had that unsigned. Yes but I think I think hanks right if you get a Jacuzzi outside. That's that's even bass absolutely. I'm in Ford Hank. My my idea was I was doing in the studio. I was doing the egg challenged which is not a real thing where you give your dog and egg and they not nurture it and then Stella just put it in her mouth and turned around and dropped it to try to eat what was in it. Very smart But it made me think we should you know how the they have the SEO websites? What time does the game start? We need to create A. Can I feed my dog? This because realized that I google that all the time we create that site you could also do like a spin off site from that like is it okay to ingest this or whatever. People are googling constantly especially given these like quarantine times. We're all sitting inside with our dogs. So can my dog eat? This is we'll go shoot to the top and we'll sell ads off it. Yeah can I feed my dog blank is can i? Can I draft a coach? We'll go way off after today's episode Google. Does I like that. That's not bad. A Jacuzzi suit the reason. Why I I thought it. Existed is because mill houses. Mom Wore one time on pretty shoot should exist as well though like a full body you just put it. It's basically massage chair. That you can walk around. Why DOES ADDICTS WASTE? They think about it. Hang Egg don't give me. Those side is on thinking about the eggs challenges. Just giving your dog and egg and they don't say one someone I saw it like three or four times. I think it was on by the way. WanNa know how washed I am. Well one I call Dj Dj Thousands his first name. Probably my most wash moment of all time to I've started to watch tick talks just so that I can keep up with music. Well the dance music that say that way. Because I'm not in a car so I don't. I'm not listening to you know radio so I'm listening to tick Tock. That was a catchy song. Let me go play it on. Spotify Real Quick Roger Goodell. Did that left foot slides right man in the world. Do you think Roger Goodell's give himself a Piss test this morning. Oh yeah he's probably in the name of the goodell houses wife checking his piss but yeah so it's supposedly like you can give your dog and Eggen. They'll they basically showed it. It was just labs because you know Labrador retrievers can do that. Shit where they'll like. Grab Duck and then bring it back with their soft mouth so it was a dog took the egg and then it went and sat in his little bed and dropped the egg and just sat there looking at it and lifted. I kind of watch. I mean maybe he might not even take it like Stella took it and then immediately she knew what she was doing just dropped it so crackle and started looking it up. I think Leroy would bite into it as a piece of Gum all right. Should we do our mouthwash more choice? Gusher Yell Hank you start mouthwash more choice which we can talk. We can discuss the end. There are a couple of chores that actually are great so it does work. Oh Okay we'll discuss the end. I'll see if anyone pick mine staining a deck staining attack never done it seems like a pain in the ass those lutely at eight in the super and I feel like one of those things where like it seems like something you have to do like once every like twenty years and it seemed like something. I was doing like spring. They all right. Let's let's stay in a decorative. Yes takes forever. You have a hot tub on your deck. It was a wooden getting warped. No not even okay. Okay and one my first one. I'M GONNA go with cleaning out the refrigerator cleaning out the refrigerator's really bad chore. You have to not only do you throw stuff away. You gotTa Wash Out Tupperware and like leftovers. That you've had in there for a couple of months it's a bad shore that's a that's an easy chore. No there's some gross food and stuff there would be bad. I can't believe that ten minutes tops goat of a bad chores. Not being on here is crazy so far I mean doing. The dishes is the worst doing the dishes. The worst because you also just eight. So you're like all I WANNA do is sit down and just relax and then you gotta get up and do the dishes. That's doing. The dishes have deterred millions upon millions of people from ever cooking at home because they suck so much. Yeah I I don't mind drying dish. That's not do dishes. Doing the dishes is totally different than drying. The dishes. Do not have a dishwasher. What do you mean? Drying the dishes not have dish well. Well then it's even more new. Parliament does then. Then you should really hate doing the dishes. Yeah I mean that's why sometimes eat directly out of what container they send. Of course. You'd have really made a big ass throw it away big pot of stuffing from stove. Top and I just ate the entire thing is when you hate doing the dishes just as much as me just as much as everyone you just didn't realize because you just refuse to give yourself dishes it also because I know that if I eat from dishes then I'll eventually have leftovers. That'll put in my fridge. That we'll have to clean out at some of the key is when you have leftovers when you when you have leftovers you just put tin foil over the dish. You don't then don't have to do the dish and the Tupperware All right number two cleaning the bathroom toilets sinks just the worst. The worst agreed agreed. And for some reason there's no sink in New York City that doesn't get close the like in terms of puking. I feel like I have a pretty strong stomach but if I have to unclog if to snake a sink it is almost instant than I puke. Snaking a sink. Yeah I mean my sink gets clogged in. It has to deal with my face. Yes like the weakest facial hair in the entire world so we also have gross. Yeah and toilets Goddamn okay all right my second one. I'm going to helping somebody move. Yeah that Chore Though. That's Chore Okay. Okay Moving Okay just moving moving chore Mu Packing Up Your Stuff. That's not a chore. As Not a chore I would say that. Pack up all your stuff in boxes to move in short. That's not what a chore is. Though chores something like a household thing that you have to do okay Cleaning OUT GUTTERS THIRD TRY clean gutters reaching in there and pulling out six month old rotten leaves big. There's like people who who literally have lived in the same house for thirty years listening to stuff. I don't want to do all right all right. Okay thank your thir second and third pick weeding. God Wabi something I feel like I would only get like give it to me as a chore. When I was in trouble they go. Hey there's like there's a Shitload of weeds in the Front Yard Goto. What I figured you'd like that And Making Your Bed Just Pointless Chore Having Are There had no reason no reason ever be done but for some reason you had to do everyday. Yup which annual funds about our friend. Field Yates. Espn. He makes his bed in his hotel right. Every time he wakes up in the morning. He's not how creepy is that? Cross out friend yeah. He's he's an individual that we recognize a crazy. I can't believe that there was somebody in the draft. That really impressed. Peter King impeded like brought him up a couple spots on the big board because he also made the bed in the field. Yates now immediately. Bumped up to the top list of people who could be Patrick Bateman and like if someone said like field. Yates remember him the fantasy guy. Yeah he turned out to be a serial killer. Yup Makes Sense. Had My eye on that one out about the bed thing. Yup Your third my third one. I feel like going to church is a chore that counts in My House growing up that counted as a chore. Okay it was like it was like cleaning out your your room except for your soul. Okay so yeah going to church Okay I will go with organizing the garage. That is Shitty Shitty Shitty One. Because you know that the garage is the place where you just basically throw piles and piles and piles being like. Don't have to do that. That's spring cleaning where you have to just organize everything and you've been neglecting. It fucking sucks okay. My last one. I mean very basic. Doing laundry sucks. Doing the laundry sucks. Everyone waits to do the laundry. As long as possible where sweatshirt three times where genes fifteen times in a row. Doing the laundry sucks. Because you know it's not just a simple process we can snap your fingers. You GotTa do it. Then you gotta put it away. He can do fucking hanging up and all that bullshit. Doing laundry sucks. There was a moment where I was. I was dangerously approaching Middle Age as like a twenty eight year. Old I bought are sick. Washer Dryer and I had insult and everything I was really excited spending amount of money on it and then I did the laundry and as I was taking the clothes dryer was like I spent all this money on doing laundry and the closer still not folded when my life is not any better despite the fact that despite the fact that I just spent like paychecks worth of money on this fucking Washer Dryer yes doing laundry is just. It's miserable there's nothing there's no two ways about it that it's like the the one thing if I ever got super super rich one. Is that have a basketball court in my house to? I don't think I would ever wear the same pair of socks or underwear again like the same like it would just be new all the time new clothes. All-time new clothes field. Just fucking throw them out or donate them. Every single time never have to laundry never have to also part of laundry Allen Iverson. Is there nothing worse than having a new shirt that you love or sweatshirt doing the laundry once and be like well? This doesn't fit anymore. That might be a big guy. Problem might be. I agree with you on the Socks Front. Though nothing like having a brand new pair saw yes yes all right your last pick. Pf T let's try do a Chore Here Okay? My last one is cleaning out the car. That's okay that's sure clean on guard at its. I'm notoriously messy when it comes to my car is when I used to have them and so Yet cleaning those things like getting old Taco Bell Straw rappers. Their Straw represent French fries. Underneath your seat that have been there for like ten years that you'll never get out the whole process vacuuming walking back and forth to your house would like a trash bag filled with the stuff. You WanNa keep the trash bag filled with stuff you wanNA throw away. It's just an all around bad time. Good pick good. Pick Hank your last. Pick not rake. I mean raking leaves things but also like them when you have to move leaves like you have just piles of leaves in your front yard. You'RE GONNA take them out back so they can get rid of them now as always miserable. Yeah what about mowing the lawn? Anyone Isla that's saying I was alluding to it joining. There's a few chores are actually awesome. That you should sign up for and I wrote down. I mean walking the dog. Obviously that's great shore Washing the cars a great chore. Because there's nothing like Washington or you feel very accomplished. You get to be outside. It's kind of a cool feeling to just wash that soap opera car Underrated great shore setting the table. Because it's very easy and it also probably gets you out of doing the dishes. Maybe maybe I always forget which side the four clubs on matter though. But it's it's that setting the table. Is that perfect spot where setting the table is essentially like being a seventh inning reliever. That doesn't have a lot of pressure. You're not the starter you don't have to cook. You're not the closer you don't have to do the dishes. You just gotTa put out one inning and maybe like a couple hits get it given up like putting the fork in the knife on the wrong side but it's very very hard to blow the entire game when you're the table center. I don't mind vacuuming the house either. Vacuuming is okay. It's kind of like the indoor version of mowing the lawn. Where you have your rose. You got your stripes. You clean things up. It's a little bit satisfying. I hate scrubbing the walls. Now let people don't have to scrub the walls. Because why would you put with a big dog that shakes a lot of butter on the walls and the peanut butter thereafter? Put It on the walls to help him navigate house scrubbing. The walls is has become a very big problem and also last one. I had that I think I think he can be characterized as good one taking out the trash because it's not very hard but it's it's seeming. It's it looms large in the world of chores and it's probably the easiest one that looms large. Yeah you know what a power move is going to somebody's house and not even asking them but taking their trash out for them and then putting a trash bag back in there. You're now ahead of field. Yates in terms of serial killer. It's it's a power move though especially if you do like a like a girlfriend's parents house boom instant soup. Don't never touch another man's trash. That's I think that's a girlfriend's parents. They look at that and they're like okay. This guy has all put together. He can identify when charge. Soy What we learned here is that. Pf Do you think moving is a chore? But I'm doing taking out the trash. Another person's house is just like commonplace. Nam saying like kind of an Alpha move very bizarre. I feel like a because then. The person thinks themselves man. I should've taken the trash out earlier. I can't believe. Pf T like town house taking out my trash. Just show up. I don't they don't even invite me over. I just break into peoples houses and and sanitize all right. Let's get to our deep dive with Billy Football Before we do that to you got a quick ad. Yes before we get to billy or a great friend doing a deep dive. I WanNa talk to you guys about Bugsy. You've heard the name from US before. Muggings the only jeans we wear. I'm rocking mind right now. They feel great. They look like jeans. They feel like sweatpants. It's not an exaggeration. We don't know how the guys at Muggsy did it. But their genes totally feel like sweatpants. That had sex with even more comfortable sweatpants and somehow had an awesome jeans baby so mugsy was started by a student who is tired of being uncomfortable in his genes. His goal was simple. Reinvent men's jeans to look good and feel outrageously comfortable. And after five years of working with industry experts he perfected genes for the common man. The magic is in mugs proprietary Denham. 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Pmt Okay it is time. It is Monday. Billy's deep dives. He's got cats rolling all over him and I don't know what's going on billy you I'm trying to contract talks. Oh plasmapheresis okay. So let's that today's deep dive. We also have a bonus Mount Rushmore for billy but please the floor is yours Taco plasmapheresis okay. He's banging red bull so I got a bunch of kittens and was telling me. Yo you're gonNA catch talkshow PLASMAS. It's GonNa make you crazy. I'm like Whoa so I started. Googling TACO PLASMAS turned out. Everyone's been thinking of it the wrong way. Forty five percent of the population has this parasite called Talkshow Moses. That comes from cat feces and just like cleaning up. Keyword suffering cat scratchers. I got a bunch of cat scratches. These guys. So then Seville. Billy forty five percent of Americans at large have forty-five TACO plasma forty five percent of cat owners of the world have talk show plasmapheresis. What yet in like eighty percent of France has talked so plasmapheresis. Germany has talked supplies. Moses like tons of people talk show classrooms and so it was like Yo what like what is so google it and turns out it like it only breeds and cat stomachs right and makes might like in part of his mice catching a lot in. It makes the MICE NOT FEAR PREDATORS. So they just wandering on than the cats union. It's like A. It's like a pressure thing but like this isn't actually a bad thing if you contract talks to the pies Moses it basically means you're fearless. Yeah so I was like. Y'Know I wouldn't be fearless like now's like and then of course I was like the beserk or cult. Everyone has to contract talks. Oh plasmapheresis and we'll all just be fearless resercher words. You won't fear needles. I passed out giving blood the donate blood on Wednesday and then on Monday but like it's a video of it. Dale took it. It was can you inject? Can you just talk so plasmapheresis? Gen All around these cats. Just like cleaning up then like Chine hails from the Keeler. That's how you catch it so when I don't do that most I will be an absolute fearless warrior and it'll be sick okay. So but all right the downside. Yeah what are the downsides? There has no. I'm looking at right now. Here I can read you down so I can give you like just off. The top of my head with a downside might be is like people have fear for reason. The emotion fear was created for recent. That's to keep us alive. So maybe like not you're basically describing that guy that we've all seen cops that takes off all his clothes and runs into traffic and tries to get into fights with semi trucks. Right like you should be afraid of that circa mode brow. What do you think we're trying to do here? Okay so talk so plasmapheresis fatigue pregnant. You can't be pregnant. Fatigue headaches Let's see body aches. Fever swollen lymph nodes people have a weak immune system may have were symptoms include confusion Blurry Vision I don't I don't know if you want this now. You're looking at the wrong way. So like it's like an ancient parasites and around for millions of years and cats are using it as a bioweapon like I have like we all get with this like look. This thing turns out have long hair. Tabbies which are basically Bob. Cats like whatever this barn cat like like the author was a long haired tabby which like who knows neuter it because it was just like the one it's kittens because their kids are like five hundred dollars a pop which is crazy but I ended up outside the barn which is crazy. That's way too much weight. You're going to sell those five hundred dollars going to sell those. Hey My grandmother okay this to a special friend of mine in one of them's going coach now. I don't have a Gr. Don't talk to girls okay So billy pull on art. Cats like notoriously skittish. I feel like cats are very fearful of everything and French people too by the way. That's what it's like. Everyone you just listed is doesn't have the good parts of talk so plasmas well. I think they're just not look bad. Mindset the friendship terrible mindset. So so billy but how is that an advantage so so the cat gives the mouse? Taco PLASMAS in the mouth. How does how but how does a cat give a mouse toxic plasma before it captures it who who being everywhere and then the mice are running around and then then so then the miser just like fuck you kitty cat fucking pussy? Oh I think I get it. So it's like so if I can relate this to Pacman when PAC man eats the proton dot that gives. The ghost talks. Oh plasmas and they just wander into pacman. Pacman crushes exactly. Oh okay okay. God put but from what I'm understanding. You're thinking that you can like basically hack a disease so it's not a disease it's the mindset so like for instance if we're like hey billy we got this. New Disease called polio. It's so sick you'll never like sprain your ankle again. Use the placebo thick. You'll never walk either but you'll never sprain your ankle because you can't feel anything. No I mean that's the less around type of disease. Let's say rabies okay rabies. Yeah what's a good rabies monsoon like you have rabies and rabies? It means. I'm an absolute cycling to do like go. Do like superhuman stuff. No not you know as good point if you get rabies. You've probably never going to drown because you're terrified of water. I might try contract rabies before like rough and rowdy or something and just like go. Why don't you just well? I don't want to tell you what to do but it sounds like you just really WanNa do Angel Dust. I Know No. I don't do what I don't touch drugs. Drugs drugs that just cat drugs yet. I have friends to do the drug. What else did you learn about TACO plasmas anything? Oh a lot of people in motorcycle. Accidents have it because think about bikers actually a lot of bikers have it and they had no idea they find it like it's ants. I looked up. It's answered total evidence. Just assume just assume that these bikers who have talks with Plasma Moses because like like you definitely had talk supplies Moses Evil knievel up could even shirt all the guys in Jackass. Yes slavo toxic PLASMAS. I'm working on my cult. Everyone's not talk show plasmas donating blood like crazy. Working out like crazy is like housing kneels in like drinking economically. It's going to be sick and his oliver like an awesome. 'cause of fighting the blood shortage. I love this. I love her. I I keep I keep trying to put together. What the Berserk or blood colas and what? Your total in goal is in this billy like. Do you want to be looked at as the leader? Are you want to be looked at as just one of many people in this call one of many who are giving their blood to fight the lead shortage right now. Okay got I have? I have some bad news for you. Billion this is just something. I just googled real quick. If you have talks. Oh Plasma says you can't give blood for at least six months until you're cleared of it. That's that's a little hiccup that's people who don't believe in talk show. Okay all right all right but I was written by a scientist with a terrible sade right. Donal evidence yes. Okay good we go back. Go back real quick to the bikers. That like antidotes. They all have talks plasmas. Yeah why? Why do they have such a high prevalence of ECON-? The people who ride bikes are furious. Okay I got it. So it's like a correlation does not equal causation statistics. Gotcha okay okay. This is I love this. I love this. I'm in all right so billy. You also have a mount rushmore for us right once. So we're going to do my favorite mega-fauna extinct animals so mega-fauna you find a lot of mega-fauna today in Africa. But back in the day used to be mega-fauna every you wear but what is this is the megaphone megaphone is big ass like units of animals that used to roam the earth and the only ones that exists. Now are the ones in Africa because they grew up with humans so they know how to deal with them whereas what we spread out in like when everywhere like they're like Yo who's this guy and we were like. Yeah we have spears swing like just like and so then you had like Hugh Wyllie Rhinos Willie mammoths giant slots. That were like huge. We had giant birds and there was like smiled on like they were like lines in North America. That were called like just like lions who liked cold so then my favorite ones are cave bears or rocks which are like huge bulls. That are sick talks. Don's which are basically like Orange Rhino and look like ride on the POK MON. And then there's this last one star cast on which is like a cross between a giant Hyena. Vagary his name Sarcasi- Sarcastic Don. That sounds like a poker cast casted. That sounds like a really really. Cool animal jude. Animals awesome sick animal bill. Oh No it's real quickly you'd imagine you're wandering through actually looks like a bad ass badgered. Big Cat oh sarcastic night. All right so give us your mount rushmore that sarcastic talks Don. A there or off. Ooh That is a sick ASP badger. Okay all right so make sure Liam that you got those that will throw out flush more on the side. Billy this has been great man wrote I. I've been playing playing wars since nine. Am this morning for thirty okay. What about that about the giant baby is that giant baby beds? Mcgowan around the Internet on a megaphone. I WANNA find that baby in start putting creating and way protein in it's like formula and then make it like an all pro left tackle. I don't know why who's their parents like. Why haven't you taken this baby and started doing like that's child abuse to not make this baby allow Shot Abuse to not be abusing this child putting it to. Where would you put this giant baby? Yeah this is your Sandra Bullock. This is the blindside to porno. So we'll put the baby with my kittens. I'll feed it train it like and then like this baby's GonNa be like it's it needs to start eating creating in way protein right now because it's either going to be a powerlifter left. Tackle Maybe D. Tackle or you make more money at left tackle or or WWF wrestler. But like he needs to be put on striving now where he's not. GonNa you know where we can put this giant. Yeah it's actually going to be worse for the kid from a health standpoint if it doesn't become a professional athlete because you know how grading that would be on. Let's just say that you're a seven foot tall three hundred fifty pound dude walking around every time you meet somebody. They're like. Oh what sports. Do you play. Psychologically that would be devastating on you if you weren't a giant giant. I like it so now. We're in breeding and toxin PLASMAS. I feel like this is going perfectly. Gillies going to kidnap a child and then Take fifty percents career. What else what else. Well was The friggin oh I have a really good idea I want I need I need I. Can I have a small loan? How small am I? Shall we talk about enough to create a supplement line? Ooh is who want to help. Other guys get jacked up in not lied the rain city. Jack's yeah what GonNa do is actually tell them like. Yo you want to get as sick pump alley argon like an actually give it to him no fillers and then we'll make crisis cry fuel like legit like we get like meat protein mix with Tori. It's regard is it's our guys were in crisis but WANNA maintain mass like let states like a pandemic of course for your average dude like finals. Like you're studying library can't really eat. You're just drinking crisis you'll time like road trips or like or what else. What else We're a gaming gaming. I mean Thanksgiving I wanna I wanna make your saying were. Yeah I WANNA make a beef jerky with Taurine. It a cat so you can just steaks can maintain mass in St Jack and everyone's abusing stimulants during these times so we should just give them something healthy keeps them. Jackie keeps them energized. Okay so billy I like all these like we're heads at we also need you To come up this week. We're going to have you do a twitch workout body weight for all the Bros sweet all right preserver co workout. Yeah Body Weight. Only everyone will tune in and war. And you'll walk us through it. He can guide join my cult. Dokes other people that know the secret. Great all right. Well maybe hold off some bikers by tuning in you accepted mission to Billy's Berserk. You've got to get and then you and then billy we can do a capital call on all of the. The people tuned it. Yes we can. Just take their money back. How much money are we talking about and define loan you give me money. I make crisis fuel okay. How much mighty need I need around. Okay run the numbers and tell us next Monday billy next. Monday's deep dive. How about a presentation investors? Possibly you okay. I also have an APP idea. Okay save it for Monday. We'll go next Monday. We're going to do shark tank. Billy football version ideas. I just come up with I to save them all for Monday. Thank you billy. Especially where today to talk to their billing. We'll go for a war zone win part of my go to be apt to be a Monday. Ubs they all right. We will see everyone on Wednesday Levy guys. No the Code Jameis Winston down and dollas such a fine side to see no longer drinking the centers. Our saying up on Bourbon Industry back enough. Drew BREES DOWN. Here is now time to fix the and.

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Blake Bortles, Steelers RB James Conner, And Baseball Is Screwed

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Blake Bortles, Steelers RB James Conner, And Baseball Is Screwed

"On today's part of my take, we have old friend recurring guest. Blake bortles. We also have James Connor on the show unbelievable story. If you don't know it, it's incredible. He's got a new memoir out about beating cancer, and then get into the NFL We have baseball being fucked. We have MBA bubble. We have hot, cool, thrown and guys on chicks. The return of the Mount Rushmore. The volley back of the Mount Rushmore things that girls do. The guys hate submitted by girls. Do you have any predictions for that one? taking too long getting ready wait, so it's things that girls do guys hate? Don't buy said by girls, so ron and definitely not mill listeners submitted them harass women. Okay. Hank has done a very deep screening process faking. Yes all right before we get to all that. Though part, my take is brought to you by the cash. Not only is the easiest place to your friends. It's the safest. It is the number one social distancing APP in the world. 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Download the cash APP from the APP store. Google play store today and get involved with cash, okay? Let's go. Should. Get Higher. Ed. To part of my take presented by the cash, APP download right now. Use Code Barcelona at ten dollars for free ten dollars ASPCA today is Wednesday June? Seventeenth and baseball is fog. Baseball is going to be back, but it looks like rob Manfred got caught with his pants around his ankles, and I've not seen emasculation of a sitting commissioner like this. I think in my lifetime the way that the players are all going at his throat, and saying like Trevor Bauer had a great threat on. Basically outlining exactly why Manfred changes stance from one hundred percent were playing the too. I don't know and basically what it comes down to is. He doesn't want to announce that the League is coming back right now because they would have to pay the players for more money, he's waiting until they can only get ready for a fifty game season. The put the owners if you if you don't understand the situation, fuck the owners because the owners essentially are saying if we have to pay the players more than the fifty games that we WANNA play minimum. We were GONNA. Lose money, and we don't WANNA lose money and guess what we said it before we say again the owners will be making money forever. If they had any kind of foresight, the idea here would be take a loss this season, but save the baseball season and dominate the rate. Ominous Ratings dominate like baseball should have been back a month ago. They should be basically saying. Here's our opportunity to recapture an audience when there are no sports. This is the long play. Play, lose some money this year, but keep baseball going. Have everyone triumph before and say that is a sport that came back first Herrera baseball instead. They're taking the short term approach the dumb approach where they're saying. We don't want to play more than fifty games because we don't want to pay. The players prorated sally which we agreed to. Therefore, we're going to give bad faith negotiations all the way through and hope that the general public will buy this bullshit, which is they passed? This year, not for whatever reason I think it's a combination of of social media. I think fans are significantly smarter than they were twenty years ago and I think more than anything. If you read the room a little bit like guess what guess who gets who isn't having like the best time right now billionaires be words, p people of means billionaires when when there's a pandemic in forty million people are out of work. Billionaires? Let's just say we're not crying for them. So it has been an absolute cluster fuck, they've ruined it every which way we're sawyers, goddamn desperate for sports right now that we're talking about Korean baseball and part of my guess okay, I'm becoming obsessed with top chef. I have nothing else to do at night I'm desperate for I'm I'm waking up at three o'clock in the morning to watch Australian Rugby League a sport. I don't really care about that much. Because Rugby Union Guy. Seven Sky Okay, but I'm Anthony. I'm desperate for sports. We are all desperate for sports and all you have to do is just put games on. TV will watch them if they're on. TV, we will support. People will come out of the woodwork. People that haven't watched baseball and ten years will tune in to watch baseball this summer because we're star for. For Sports and they are absolutely shitting down their own throats, and they're getting exposed for to like. I can't remember another time. When well first of all credited the players? They've done a pretty good job of holding the line and I'm sure there are some players out there. That would like to say maybe hey, let's make some concessions. We WanNA play. Play Baseball. We're already getting paid millions of dollars I'm sure that there are a couple of players in the league that would want to go out and say that, but nobody said yet. They're all kind of maintaining that line and win. They're all unified like that. It's very very tough for the owners to put any extra leverage on them whatsoever, so I think we're all resigned to the fact that it's going to be fifty game season which will result in an Asterik on whoever wins this world series, unless it's the nationals or the cubs of the red sox so just be warned. We're getting way out ahead of that storyline right there. Yeah, Hank and I think this Sunday's documentary really like. The fact even more, but they don't have a steroid boom to come where they can look past and be like Oh. This is great for the sport. That's not gonNA. Work this time so when they come out of this year where everyone hates them, they're not going to have that like boom of sport. That's going to bring fans back right unless they let people do steroids again bright, but they can't because they can't pretend like they didn't know what's going on. That ship has sailed the I'm trying to find the tweet, but essentially an agent summed it up perfectly he was like the the Miami Marlins have basically pleaded that they were going broke for years and years and years gave Giancarlo Stanton an insane contract, and then sold the team with multiple offers for a billion dollar profit. Yeah, so cry me a fucking river owners get your shit together. Take one take one for the teen Marlins also baseball speak. They had marlins, men, and the MERMAIDS lined up a season ticket holder. So that was that's. been extra. Retire! He's retired. He's he's alluded to it. He's he's throwing it out. There might retire, and that's sad so i. have a fix got cats to feed I have a fix on Saturday. I went down a rabbit hole. I want to buy a wiffle ball league. And I watched probably three hours of this with a ball league in Michigan I wanNA. Buy With while league I want to bring together. There's like a bunch of different leagues all across America I want to be the Vince McMahon and wiffle ball, and and bring them all together and make a national football league because you know what I actually think we're. We're football could just be the new sport well, anyone can play you. All you need is like a lawn chair, a wiffle ball and a bad. He's friends with wiffle ball is sick, but here's the only problem we're. GonNa have to I'm not I'm not Pooh poohing your idea because I think that it's a good idea, but we have to figure out how to make it entertaining to watch because the. Pitches are sick, right? The pitches are awesome, but if you have a great pitcher, then it's just going to be a no hitter every time. Oh No, no, no, no, so I actually talked to the Commissioner of this league. It's been going on since two thousand nine and they have stats, cy youngs they have highlights they do everything. He said that there is a there's a rule that you can't pitch too fast to make it more. You know hitters, league and. And I also want to implement the rule. The every team has to have a three hundred pound kid who is under five eight and he gets. He gets used a big. Red Bat okay, so they were go. There's instant okay. He's The da I'm into that kids hitting dares. That's America baby you want you want ratings. Have every game played in Replica Stadium of a Major League baseball perfect I was things are awesome. Perfect I honestly think that there's a like. I was a little high, but I watched three hours of it, and it was fucking sick. I went down this rabbit hole and I was like these guys are awesome stats the fact that cy race. Come on, do it I like we're headed. Guy Mic`ed up in right field. I think the pitchers weird 'cause. He was like ten feet away from everyone else. A boom mic, yeah, right or just like have the camera pointed out subtitles? Yeah, exactly there should be a dad needs to pitch a dad over the age of sixty needs to be the one on the mound, wearing the official uniform of wiffle ball, which would be no shoes, maybe birkenstocks, but no shoes, preferably cargo khaki, shorts and a golf shirt like a button Nulla faulk. flipflops refined button up like a golf Polo. That's got a brand. Of fishing shirt. Too many pockets got a logo on their from one of his clients that. He sold some sort of network solutions at. Five years ago on his breast and Yeah, he's the pitcher and he has to have a beer Nina yes, and everyone has to dip, yes, or just have a big wad which will be problematic because I also imagine that the we'll do age restriction fifteen to twenty five years old anyone older than twenty-five. They can't play anymore that sucks. Why did you just age US out of the League to well, we're we're going to be the commissioner. So who cares what we can change the rules whenever we want. The reality is baseball's fucking this up big time. Yeah, they suck, so that's what's going on with baseball. In another world, basketball is seemingly to come back although kyrie irving. has expounded on his comments from the from the weekend. He also he now wants to start his own league to Michael Scott Paper Company Basketball League down for it. Yeah, you can get it together I feel like that's one of those things though that. If you if you see three on three league, we four pointers right like we own league. fucking paperwork, dude like even this wiffle ball thing the only way this actually happens is if I tell Erica like hey, can we bought this with football league and she's like? Yes, we should, and like okay great. Just remind me after we've purchased it in a year. Yeah, I don't want actually have to do. I've already kind of lost interest from what I just win as wiffle ball season. Yeah, I I. Don't know I don't really care. There's. into one of the outfielders should have also on a flex. Fuel should have a grill in front of him. Like the center fielder should also be flipping burgers during the in a dog stray donkey. Yeah, multiple so basketball career to start his only just the mark Maguire with more bats, and you get one swing. That's kid. Let's the fact that the fact that gets it all three around kid on every team. He's The D. H.. He doesn't have to field and he gets to use that bat and he gets to be a ghost. Ghost runners to. Run we need to trump. We need him to try if he hits. Dinger Yeah Dinger. He gets to go all the way round. He maybe has the runner that starts behind the plate and has to run for Yes yes, designated runner I like billy where you're going to say on the I play. There's no running okay well. There's always a real with. This league is awesome. You Run all right so basketball. We had so Kyrie IRVINGS can start his own league, and then if they do play the NBA Season Shams. A recurring guest had a Shaam DRP Shaam where he just sh-. Basically, they're going to have like summer camp and it looks awesome so. Tell Amenities players, only lounge NBA Two K. TV's gaming pools, barbers manicures pedicures. Will you left out? Trail trailer also trails pool. Slash trails twenty four hour VIP, concierge daily entertainment movie screenings DJ Sets Video Games Ping Pong. Pool Long Games fuck layer. Players can attend other games. This sounds like I know. It probably isn't ideal and if you're a multi-million millionaire NBA player, you probably like Hey I don't really need summer camp because my life is summer camp, but if you're trying to get everyone, be like it's not that bad. They've done a good job like all they missed was ice cream, machine and groupies inside the bubble. That's big question that I haven't seen address is. is they're going to be just like a rotating cast that comes in and out, because if so you need to test them all before they got there and it really the ice cream, the ice cream machines important, too I don't WanNa I. Don't want to downplay that either. But what if ice cream oversight? If it's just the well in your in your eyes I would imagine that a lot of players is life I'm GonNa Guess. Some wrong players. They're all rather years. They'll motorboat in droves tits in fifty years. They'll be big cat. You know what you're right, yeah! I don't see James Harden. pull in that right now. The that ice cream I want to see how the groupie situation's going to be addressed because I mean what if what, if the just rate of technical fouls and physicality of the game goes way way up because nobody's having sex inside, the boat would be great for us. It'd be young back to real MB. Return to the eighties and men were men. Rex Chapman Dogs Bra and Kurt rambis average non. Content. We're here for FAULK. Yeah, seventy, five thousand retweets. Thousand likes liked that. They're going to have ping along a little kid. Ping Pong Video Games and lawn games setup. They're gonNA have like I. Can you imagine the players like actually you know what this is. This is like the world's best apartment complex. And when you see the amenities that are listed when you move in your like that's GonNa be sick I'm gonNA. Use the projection screen room. In the Common Theater area all the time to tables. We're going to be playing on that and then nobody ever. The Pool Table in your apartment is one bedroom, and like six hundred square feet shit, you know what I really like another room right and it's a fifteen minute. Walk away from Ping Pong table in the lounge. Right next to the property manager and you don't. You don't ever want to interact with. With the guy that you pay rent, it would be really funny to figure out who is like. Everyone knows the kid in your freshman dorm. Who like there's a common area room? Who Basically didn't have a TV in his dorm room and used a common area room as his room. Who's going to be that guy in the NBA? That was me I'll be. I'll be very earthy. Well, that's right. No, I had A. TV, but no, it's it's. It's different than what you're thinking because I didn't use that. As my commentary was just I had a pile back then I've always been about the pile life, and then that became the over the overflow of my pile was on. That's brutal, yeah! That's know nobody else hung out in that room at all right probably. motherfucking couldn't yeah you were. You were one step below the Ra if? The computer one step above the it was a complete. Is the situation I was the IRA hated me. No I'm saying like everyone on the hallway. If you had a gun with one bullet, who'd you kill? It'd be like PF T.. R. A.. T. I also have. So, you gotta take the good with baddest piles pretty fucking in willing to overlook a lot of stuff as a freshman dollars if the person can come home with the Cuban natty ice. That's true all right, so that's that's basically everything that's going on in the sports world. We're still in a waiting pattern were basically like circling the city in a plane to land. To the players are going to go to the Games. They ran to the other Diaz. That's going to be fun to watch. Yes, that will be great. That will be great. I mean I want I just bring it back. Let's fucking do it. Let's get it going Let's do our hoc- cool thrown hotseat. Couturiers brought to you by Bud light seltzer, bud light sensors couture on his all the dads out there. This father's Day Make sure that you get your dad little Bud Light Seltzer he's GonNa love it. Bud Light wants to make sure you get dads what they really want this weekend. Ice Cold Bud light. Light or Bud Light Seltzer. 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Yes, you'll be able to participate actually great description of this podcast in general, no like. You're all going to you have twins. Carols going to watch that and be like fuck ever tell you that I saw my on Hulu and you can. You can watch time islands Yeah that guy. Was Way, heavier than me, but when I was in fifth grade, I took a sick day as watching EPL because you. All the Games will be on ESPN two during the day when I was a kid, and there was this one dude in the stands in England that stood up and he looked exactly like me except he had a mustache and he was about fifteen years older than me so. Hunters you. Will I've got a tweet will change older than mere thought about it. Yes, I rewatch it. It's it's fantastic. It's the best documentary we're going to do. Besides King Kong. That's good that we need. We need that we need. We need quality for the people. Yes, all right my first hot seat, booze bags, alcoholics. planes and airlines bill I mean billy. Just got him booze bags. Like frontier. Airlines are not going to be serving alcohol on planes anymore. What because of Kobe restrictions are trying to limit the Whatever you call it, airline, person and passengers airline. Pilot. Say Ten in the flight. The flight attendants and the passengers waiters. Yup I was at airline mystery. Believe this couples breaking so booze bags have to go on flights like you know. I'm I'm sure I'm sure there's a lot of people that are accustomed to like. You can't though you can't get that through. Can very easy to bring airplane bottles onto an airplane. Yes, the only. Great News if you just think ahead and planted advance before we go to the airport, because you just swing by the liquor store, and you buy their their little like a one and a half ounce, nip bottles and there i. don't know like one two three dollars. Maybe so you're saving a ton of money. You're saving like five dollars a drink. Bring your own onto the plane there underneath three ounces, so they don't get pulled aside and security. The only problem that you used to have with them was when the airplane person. What are they call Hank? Airline mistress airline Mrs Star. Are Mr would come down the aisle and see you drinking contraband liquor than they take it away from. You sounds like they're not even patrolling dials anymore, so it's going to be sucking in fucking and drinking Susan. Okay? That's fair mother. Hodson also jerk off, but yeah. Yeah, that's that parts. Listen again gotta take the Ed like old ladies eating like hot tuna fish sandwiches, so there could be. It could get crazy. I I'll let you figure this one out, but you can use Lamar. Jackson on your hotseat and the mother Halsey was myself why I Watson Ping Pong. Winds loss loss that's. I don't think that's true. I yeah usually. When was it swept? You say I got was. Sweep. On four to nothing, yes, technically to the vipers, people talking about your mental weakness. Cared occur to come in. It's five to two in the series so right? Folks who? What's happened smashing yourself in the face with your Ping Pong. Plus I'm winning. People say that's why win when I lose. People say it's why lose. It's fine I. don't care just in case, but I will say that the the bulletin board material that Hank gave me leading into tonight. Doubt that put me over the edge I came out. I Wake News. I was actually Madame Jake. News by the news media who wrote a blog taking quotes directly from hank which. Casualties. You're. Playing somebody else, he named three other people in this office. He's looking for ways because he's overlooking. Damn this trae after that's like a MJ using a quote that I use in making it. Why would you give that? Because I am looking forward to back in the office and doing still streams and other people verbal name. This is me looking at an IPAD. Hang saying that I choke. Always laughing. And then my cool thrown is Chris Valor Curb Street. Even if cultural doesn't happen, they are going to be doing Monday night football, so like I feel like it's good for. ESPN announced that if college football isn't happening, only us. They're not going to be the booth if there's no college football, but they will be in the booth announcing football games for the NFL so. They're going to be the Monday night football team. If there's no college football I believe so. I feel like. They're going to use them in the broadcast I. Don't know if they're going to be in the booth to how we totally forgot. Do you have my gun? Your articles I don't okay. We mentioned that. was that the quickest like turnaround? Yeah, I couldn't believe that they had a video. He basically got called out by his player, and then two hours later had a video with player being like we're going to change the culture another one today to end scripted. Day sorry reading off a teleprompter I don't. I didn't watch I think he did. I think he apologizes time. But in the video it was him, and it was Shubert Chubb. How'd you trouble trouble trouble and shoot, but they did the Predator handshakes. The drew brees Photoshop Shudder stock thing night, the white and black guy doing the high five. To See freedom consequence. That's I mean that's crazy. People can't figure that out like you can say whatever you want, but you can also have the consequences of your player calling you out also. I don't know when we expected college football coaches in general to be the most in tune on these. The least yet they are. They I I don't think Mike Gundy actually watch away and I think that he just likes the Logo Day like Oh I think he wants. On it. Straight, news, like yeah. I don't think so do the opposite. That's crazy about it. Is that my gun to you're right? He was on the record like a month ago was like out of nowhere being like by the way. Have you checked out? O. N. Yeah. Straight facts no frills gun. He's GonNa come in wearing a an American heroes channel shirt. It is funny that like the college coaches do sensually are. It's like back to like futile feudalism in Europe. Like they're the king's vassals, or whatever their little area and they don't hear anything. They don't know anything else. They know that they are like the end. All be all in their little college town in the world outside just goes on around to me. The story wasn't so much about the actual shirt. He was wearing in the objection that the player might have had to what Owen and how they covered. The black lives matter movement to. To me, the story is like when when Chaba came out and said that I'm not going to play, and he's one of the best players in the country. Yes, when he came out, and he said I'm not gonNA. Play in less some changes happen that to me was a major major shift in power in college football. You have because people because he said that his team was lined up behind him, and if enough players were to say something like that, no matter what the issue was no matter what they were protesting against are disagreeing with about whether it's the system or coaches doing They have a Shitload of power. Disagree. That scares some people I disagree. I think college players. They're still such an imbalance like because. They're only there for three or four years. If the coach wins, they can do whatever they want. And you even saw it in the apology or whatever the video was. Mike Gundy didn't apologize Chubby did so. It was like wait. What who's like? It was the imbalances right in front of us and I think I think gundy apologize later you're right. There's definitely an unbalanced, but. A lot of people got very very scared about what could happen. Yeah, I mean. They just run these places like they just run everything if they have their boosters in line and they win football games, none of them are like winning coaches don't get fired in college football. No, I'm not saying that Gundy was going to get fired right? That's not the route I'm going down. I'm just saying like us. You saw the players can realize that if they band together that they can make shit happen and I'm just saying I. See I think I think things are going to change moving forward I. Don't know what it's GonNa. Look like, but there was definitely like a different feel to. It all right. WHO's Oh? You're up fifty My hot seat is Zubaydah's okay. Other one billy billy. Do you WanNa? Take this one no go. Bankrupt was GONNA put the GRONK brothers on the hot. Yeah, Subas! Bankruptcy so now this means in the last like three months. It's been the xfl Zubaydah's. Rugby I gotTA figure out how to start bidding on some shit. No turn them all that and wiffle ball. We turn onto one sport Ooh I like Calvin Ball and all uniform zoo Baz. yes. Yes, Hank. Yes, I like that you know what this is. Is Synergy happening right now? This is this is the universe has a big signal. It's time to become commissioners. my other hot seat is giants kickers so Rojo Scott arrested yesterday because I guess he. He drove through an intersection. WHO's drunk? Allegedly t-boned car tried to run from the police. Good so giants kickers have been on a real real hot streak of running afoul of the law the last couple years. That also means There's an opening in the NFL so. When another kick I was GONNA say Jankowski Bring Back Jim County a little fun fact from our Guy Warrant Sharp. No team has kick more field goals of thirty five yards or less, losing my multiple scores in the giants last five years. This is where PF could excel no pressure. WHO teams already getting crushed? Damn, can I just say something? I don't want to play for the giants. Oh, I will play for most so big of you. Take your name out of the ring. The culture that they have of kickers there I don't i. don't feel like that would be. Legacy that I wanNA. Contribute to you and WEATHERFORD in the Locker Room He used wasn't kickers. Kathleen Aren't kickers, punters or kickers? No. Alpha kick putter is a kicker that got thoughts anyone that lost his virginity at twenty, two instead of twenty one and a half. Who I think might be more Alpha than kicker. US. Disagree there always how many how many they? Get. But they make tackles and the. Ball really Nah. Kickers are like the last. I feel like pawners. Marquette King guys fucking baller Janikowski counterpoint pack. WWE, yeah, McAfee both. No no, he's upon his. Wide Now he but he was a punter. GRAMATICA. Brothers getting injured celebrating. The acquires. Where's the last time opponent ripped a turtle in half? turntable targets name ever fraternal. On. My cool thrown. Is Reality Show conspiracy theories? So like alluded to earlier in the show I've become a big top chef fan of actually big top chef in going on ten years twelve years whenever I back in two thousand seven is when I first got into, but it's the finale tomorrow on Thursday and in the preview for the finale they have pad awarding the winner and saying congratulations. You are top chef, but people have gone back and rewound. rewound it and they can tell by her inflection that she's genuinely surprised to be awarding it to this person so now the Internet is thinking the betting odds have shifted that it's GonNa. Be Stephanie. WHO's not even chef at a restaurant. She's private chef. WHO's really good? People are thinking that Melissa. The odds on favorite is not GonNa win I'm team Melissa through anyone that knows me knows that. It seems like Stephanie might pull. I've I've refuse to clean. Look it up on that. You'RE GONNA. Get spoiled someone to spoil it for you. It's not what you mean. There under India someone I. Mean Someone Always Knows Reality Steve. Someone always know somebody. Tell me if you know who wins top chef. Let me know second. Bet On, but my my money is on Stephanie's the moments going to be too big for and she's GonNa make a store bought resort and still under cooking My hot seat is us because I realized something We never we. We've been doing this podcast for four and a half years. We've gotten exponentially bigger year-over-year. Keep growing little brag. We brought back our intern. Billy football and we never reintroduced him, and there's probably a lot of people who started listening to the last two or three years. You probably have no idea who billy football is so. Billy football is our intern. He was our first intern in the summer of two thousand sixteen. Six seventeen. He was He showed up for his interview with six pages stapled on his resume in about five and a half of the six pages. We're just completely made up. He was even we're stats from his high school. Yeah, he was like I. Can I can high school quarterback I can get you guys in shape, and he is a gem of person. This is what sealed the deal for me. When I was like, we gotta get this kid I had lost my remote, my TV remote, and the we're doing a bunch of interviews and I did billy's interview. With, guys like a few hours and I was like Hey, I need you to run the best buy. We're on twentieth. Street best buy on Twenty Second Street. I was like I need you to go to best buy and get me in new remote. And he legitimately came back in like two and a half minutes like full sweat. What how do I thought? I thought I was getting filmed. I ran his past. They possibly could. Literally. Rented like seven blocks and then sprinted back with the remote like I went to. The bathroom came back. Who? What what we need to do though so. I turn. He's back with us which he always had a job back with us, he he went with us to when we interviewed Jj. Watt he went with a state Akao. Long's house he he got. He went with us to espn the first time that we campus. Almost like you almost fucking ticked Russillo in the in the hallway. He's like a horse. Bring billion sides where he's always sprinting around places, and then you just like in between taking sips of water. He's just always on the go, so we need to what we're GONNA do is we'll tweet out. The essence of billy is his first summer. He accidentally tweeted a picture of PFC's Dick and also dachshunds phone number, so his within ten minutes of each other, his his his punishment was, he had to again Whoa powerpoint oh. Wow, that small. Enough. You see the angle that it was at you'll you'll understand? Yeah, it was so he had to do a powerpoint on cyber security and fire salamanders for the entire office. We have it. We videotaped. It was fantastic. Data's billion is essence. He's a gem of a person, so sorry by us for reintroducing him, but he's back. He's better than ever. He's going to get us in shape. He's got a whoop which I'll get to in a second and billy. It's great to have you back. How you so much I am in any also doesn't talk in the Mike. Never. Talked to the my little concerned about him. Though because last night I got a notification. They tweeted out of saying that he wants money to create a different species of frog. Oh, for that to me. I WANNA here's explanation behind it because it seems like you're getting into Jurassic Park type situation where you're placing reptile DNA to go I'll get to have a really quickly I just want you all listeners to know that you know I'm always on the hot seat and I. Know Might Not do the best on the Pod I'm always taking care of the guys and just like I. Know that like as long as I can get them candy. They can yeah. Really also put us on a diet that summer, and would just like hands food and be sure this is okay to be on the Diet, and he would be like one sec, and then he'd run back his desk Google something and then be like actually don't eat that. Any really what what do you want to do? The summaries like I want to train big cat. Yeah, and I was like that okay. Yeah, and he would grill. Sure us every day which we got bring that back. Grilling Favorite part of billy was when he would bring the gallons of water up to us every day. He gives us a gallon of water and he'd have all these motivational messages written on the side. Yes bring that back to I want I. Want a gallon wind back all right? My cool thrown his Dez Bryant. He tweeted. Tested for coronavirus negative hell, Eso? If anyone was wondering. What was he hanging out with Ezekiel Elliott perfect timing like okay. Wait also hilarious the hippo thing did. Just committed violation himself. Yes, yes. All right billy. What you're cool hotseat. Lamar Jackson for Little Beach Football. Come up with that one. That was good. You figured it out. I knew I thought Tony going to choose it so I chose. Zoo. I thought it was gonNA. Be Obvious, but. Yes, so he was playing football on the beach and he scrambled, and he almost got hit by Jet Ski, and but he's okay, which is good, so cool thrown actually. On, the Internet can be way more upset with them. That was a casual like it was a terrible. Look if I was. If that was like, you know, Tom Brady was on the Patriots. I'd be shitting my pants and. Wouldn't if Tom Brady out-scrambled and run a four to forty down the beach and had to jump thirty feet over Jetski Shit your pants. Heated so hot seat, Lamar cool thrown ravens, but also cool thrown patriots fans because Tom. Brady just came out and me. Personally I think that him and the Buccaneers Jersey makes them look like total villain because it's just the color schemes like big like. Lord Vibes. Sandler in the longest yard. Yes, red and grey like he went from blue and red, which is like you know like I feel like synergy. Good jet I. SYS Lord, but that's just me, but. Yeah I'm so. I I can't even remember what he looks like. An patriots uniform anymore after seeing. My sleep Queens Long. Lock Monologue! You guys want to hear about the frog. Yes, okay, so African bullfrogs a really cool. They're like the heaviest frog about this big, which is about the size of thanksgiving Turkey and. So, there's this has have you guys ever seen that thing on Netflix of the guy who injects reject himself with crisper genetically hearing that was definitely not turning himself into chicken. You know he just gives you say youtube okay. Youtube Youtube Crisper I forget the guy's name anyway. He sells united hit. He sells these Jeanine kits, and it's four frogs, so he does it on like laugh frogs. Like feel like you're not inject. You're not injecting frog. No are buying a kit of DNA from a guy on Youtube. That shoots himself up with batter, too. Bad though. Dude all-time on Crisper crisper technology, so we could make this frog, which is already giant. We could make it even bigger by were. Like. Can We Ninja Turtles For Frost? Yes, can. Make a mutant frog. Totally legal with science because. Dissect. This. sector. By Frog would be like. Oh, I'm afraid what you're GonNa make me a huge mutant frog I'd be so in put the frog consent. We're going to ask the FROG. Okay, okay, I'm GonNa, give you live mice every day. Here's what you do. Philly just set up like a pad in front of him and be like just to the left, if no jumped to the right, if yes, do you consent US making you swallow as hell and then just keep videotaping it until he jumps to the Left I. Think if you look at which frogger by you can see in their eyes if they want to be an Alpha. Like you want it. Yeah, yeah, get to get the frog. That hates you the most. Yeah, they're breathe. Vicious teeth remember. Remember. 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It's Blake Bortles. Wake We're calling you because blake the years coming up, it might actually even be next week. We're not going to release it till July sixth, but we to check him with all of our Blake's before him. We talked to Blake Griffin last week. How are you feeling? Are you committed recommitted this year? Because last year you were disappointing and House General Vibe in the Blake Portal's household. It's pretty good I. I feel pretty good. I got a lot of redeeming a lot of redeeming to do with tough I had a bad showing there, and I think Blake. Griffin probably set a record that'll never be broken, and how quickly answered, so I got a lot of make up I mean it's all kept on TV playing this weekend. He's got a phenomenal mustache. Go and Blake. Blake Griffin's obviously the defending champs so I gotTa Kinda. Pick myself up so I'm ready this year. which will we get like a week? Heads up, or how tell you guys GonNa give? It's going to be days. It's going to be a three day period, so it's going to be like a Monday through Wednesday. The call could happen at any time. Okay, I like that okay. It'll be ready because my schedule has never been more wide open. What are you doing, so? Yeah, it's been going I i. have a theory, Blake. You're being blackballed by the NFL because you drive a tesla. Have you heard about that? No I haven't but I think it's tough to argue with. Yeah, it is. Sponsored by all kinds of motor oil companies I mean they don't want you to drive clean right? Yeah, they're definitely promoting the guests and the power. What is the latest like I? It's probably I don't know if it's a source I think most of the time it's a sore subject, but knowing you you're you're go with the flow. Guy Like what's what's the latest? What's have? Have we got any buzzed. When you get the buzz going we, we could definitely create some buzz. Yeah, it's kind of a question that I get asked three frequently and It's gotten to the point now where I just give different answers every time somebody says arrests so I mean I've sent to highlight to the lingerie league so kind of just waiting hanging on quick week. Give us. Give us to all the answers. Just rattle them all off that will I I I for a while I. Just pretended like I was going back to la, even though I only signed a one year deal, and they didn't resign me just to kind of. Keep the conversation from going any longer, and then the laundry highlight tape out there a couple of times God, and then a Lotta Times. Just pretend like I. Don't hear the master question. Okay does that. Are. Kind of my Go-to, so yeah, no just hanging out, saying in shape working out at the house. trying to be a dad. Do all that waiting for somebody to call US Open here from somebody? Would you like us to put together? Highlight reel for you like we could. We could edit a sweet mix tape together like puts, had starting black and white with a heartbeat, and then kick in some like EDM music. Catch on the sidelines from from last. Yeah! Would would you like? Yeah definitely, maybe mixing a Little Lincoln Park or something in the background to Hell Yeah Okay Yeah. We can make that happen well. Here's the good news is. I don't know if you've caught any coach Doug, but you actually have the backup quarterback for Tennessee right now, so we might just restart the whole career. And I I stay with Tennessee and other. You'd be my start. Actually somebody told me that the other day that They said Hey, what you did last year. What's going on and coach Doug this career right now? You're just over there hanging out on the sidelines. Man Funding on a nice little over there. Yeah, and you're. You're a five star. Recruit different race, but you're five star recruits, so they show they show your graphic after every first extra point to be like look at Blake bortles out there holding the ball. Sounds perfect? Definitely I mean I could have got a little Tan early on. Yeah, yeah, right exactly. Are you down in Florida right now? Yeah, I'm in I'm still in Jacksonville which that like down. Era Hanging out here. Are Places closed down or they? Now Know Florida. I don't know about all the Florida. I Guess Northeast Florida Not GonNa Really Change. You know it was kind of like buddies. Obviously, that are still in California in La was shut down. Know I don't know if it was mandatory, but I think it was pretty close to be mandatory for people to wear a mask and I mean there's there's definitely majority of people here, not wearing masks, you know. Restaurants have been opened up for a couple of weeks. Now so it's been pretty active. We get you back on the Jaguars. I don't know I'm not sure if that's something That I in their future plans I think they They were set with the last goodbye I. Don't know if they want to reunite. Hold on, let me finish them. What if we just did a fucking sick? I'm coming home video. Yeah Hey I, mean perfect I'm in where the whatever you guys can do. Put together to help me get a phone call and have a job again. We'll be incredible. Doug marrone. He's a big like sentimental guy. If you can get him crying about something then I think you can really control his decision making so if I mean we can, we can send them in. I'm coming home video. I'm sure that watching that he be like. Yeah, you know what mean Blake had some great times together. It's if you love something. Set It free. If it was meant to be, it'll return. Right never truer words maybe get mugged. Give them a little, riled up emotionally, and then just kinda throw some Bologna in his face and see See how happy we can make. Maybe maybe at the here's another idea. What if we get jared to? Maybe do like an east sixty where he comes out and says that he was addicted to playing fortnight last year, and you were such good teammate that you intervened and got him to stop and you like. That's just type of guy. You are right, and then I overcook his fortnight addiction. You know so that he didn't have to. Yes, right? I think that's that's a good storyline. Obviously had a little more free time than he did yeah I like that. That, one, though yeah, we can, we can manufacture a lot of story. Let's how about how about this one you when you finally went to the dentist and you got your toes fixed, so you no longer have bad breath, so don't worry about that in auto guys right? That's completely taken care of strict strict tack in Gum Regiment as well as talking to worry about their. That's clean I love that I think we I think we have. Happened in the next couple of weeks. I appreciate it whenever whenever storyline you guys create a Mueller confirm nor deny. What is your facial hair game like right now? It's kind of tough Honestly because I've gone with a shaved head, right, we've talked about that. And then like the the blending of the beard into you know. The short hair on top is definitely an art and I have not. Not figured that out, so I get a haircut at the house and then I. Kinda shaved the face and you know look like a caveman for a little while, and then I shave it again, so it's looking forward to actually go into a real. Barbara here pretty soon which I'm pretty sure they're open, so I need to do that. What what about? Hair plugs. I thought about it. I feel like once like the Brian. Urlacher thanks tough. You know once you commit to go involved. You can't just pop up with Harrogate. Buddy everybody already knows, but this is a perfect. Okay, all right? What about forget hair plugs what about to pay? No one does to pays anymore. You did it to pay than you said it. You're like Yo. It's a fucking to pay. Guys like Dow would get so much great bonds going I've whether to play to pay or hair plugs. I've always of wanted to do something like that. Just show up back on the stand with a full head of hair and pretend like nothing happened. If. Anybody asked about it. Just say like I. Don't know what you're talking about. This has always been here I'm talking something outrageous. A ponytail ponytail Blake. An incredible look. To. Imagine that ponytail hanging out of the back of the helmet I'm telling you I. In the laundry league, you'd have to skin show. Beating, away with a stick. If you showed up out there like you did a private workout with the Ponytail, you would get offers within probably twenty four hours. I'll work on it I I mean I could probably grow a ponytail. The size of my head. Go grow pretty pretty rapidly, so it's just the tops a bit behind, but I mean. I could get the balding rat Togo for sure sick. That'd be amazing. What about Oh? We're not bucks. Can we get you on the box with Brady? Oh, here's what. That'd be pretty sweet. Thank advert still there. Here's what we do. We just market. You GotTa get you a Cova Test. Okay, that's step one. We gotta get you tested for the antibodies. And then if you have the antibodies, we just market you as the quarterback who will not get cove at the chace that way if there's is a last-minute, needs to happen on a Saturday. Somebody tests positive boom. Pick up the blake phone. That's all we need just a safe bet. We already know he's. He's cured of this and doesn't have it and He's ready to go and he's not GonNa Affect anybody else right so there's no risk. And you're great locker room guy to on top of all this all right. We Jake Marsh. Shula Jake Marsh who who listens before this goes out we'll. We'll actually make a list and we'll blog it all so just put it out there like here. The storyline surrounding Blake bortles going to be all like hair. Maybe grown virus also maybe good breath definitely I mean. One of these storylines is definitely going to catch on somebody's GonNa. See it at least think about like you know. Maybe we should pull up. Yes, yes, how's how's Your Golf Game? golf? Games, OKAY PLAN A lot. That was one thing I mean outside of restaurants. Really close down here, but golf courses stayed opened the whole time, so go log Dolphin kind of winding down now though it gets gets a little hot this time of year here, so Tony Back in touch, yeah! We have billy football here I. don't even know if you've ever met billy football. You guys are met Billy. Do you have a question for? Oh we football colleges. Swan, hold on hold on. Go ahead. Blink. Sorry, Billy! I gotTA. Tell you this. I saw this. I've seen a couple of games in the other night. When you gave the X. Call right into a pick backside cover to safety I was a tough one. He's making fun of your. Educate the X. Call to lay told Ya. Yes. Yes, all right. We're getting billy headphones. He's not. triggered. Yeah? Yeah. You're declared big cat. We'll talk show late on it. Hey Mr Bortles. How are you? Billie football. What's going on buddy? So you know when coaches say, you can't throw over the middle late. That's a common thing like. Like flying a kite in the fourth, you know so big. I it's a cover to write blake yelling home from so where do attack a cover to down the pipes and outside right right, so it's wide open, and he throws it like ten seconds Afghans not. Tied in. Four before the snap and you through it like ten exact. Went were. winning. He's supposed to throw a Bender Blake when he supposed to throw bender. It sounds to me like like the backup, quarterback might need to get a little play. Thank you Mr Board? Do you have of course? Trying to turn Blake against you know, go ahead, ask. Camogli. What what's Your Max? good question billy. Idea I couldn't tell you the last time. we squatted a little bit. I mean we especially as a quarterback like you're not really Makhijani more. We used to do it in college all the time If I had to Max out right now to do one rep of squats godly maybe I could do three hundred pounds. Now full, but maybe a slim chance there somewhere around there would still be what about press? Oh I haven't legitimately bench Preston's College. Big dumbbell bench guide bands. You know just get the pliability quarterback outgoing. Gosh true. That's true Coach, do you think impress was? Oh! I mean labels gotta be up there right? For one plate he's still in pretty good shape and relatively young. Doug probably up there. Big Boy sure is. Yeah, I'd have to go. Broad. Imagine Braille probably ones that contest. He absolutely all right. I got one last question for you blake. And we're GONNA talk to you next week. Some point I'll text you when we're GonNa do the Blake of the year probably next week, Have you talked to anyone about tight end? No so I was it was a big part of really what I spent last year. Doing was I'd get out early to practice and make sure when Sean got on the field that you know I I'd run a couple routes by them and have jared Jerusalem at me just. You know get it in the back of his head like he can catch but I. I got nothing out of that so It's still out there kind of floating the idea around people. You know telling everybody again that you give me an opportunity. I think every I can make something happen playing my natural position. I liked that I liked that Blake, so we're going. Going to get you out there, we're going to get the. Cova buzzed going around you the Anti Cove Buzz. Don't don't actually get a test because we're just going to say it, and then we can fill. We can worry about actually backing it up later, so We're GONNA. Get the buzz for you being an anti Cova. quarterback immune to it What else is the ponytail? Breath willing to play tight end breath is great securing. Jared from his fortnight addiction yeah great team mate Absorbing teammates addictions. How's Your Pooch? Punt? Not Bad imagine probably not as good as yours, but I mean serviceable. Okay, not bad pooch punt got it. Put that on the list to. Right. I excited I. THINK WE'RE GONNA get. It figured out we hopefully we see as soon as well spend too long You also have a job here if you ever shortstop football so. That's always yeah, I think I told you that the other day. That could be coming up soon. I might might be enough. I can take billy football's job here soon, Don. And we'll actually pay you. We'll pay you bill. We won't take your billy. Just said he wants it your job, so. Oh. He just gave us crying. Then no way dude did so much a play off. You did so much better. I Blake Thank you as always. We'll talk to you probably next week I'll give you heads up all right. Sounds good. Know good talking to you. Guys appreciate the question, Billy. Wright see as museum. Blake thinks. 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And during the Rehab for that transmit a comeback, just working out I I knew things were off. In you know shortness of breath or the symptoms I was having, and I can put my finger on it was and after further testing through a little process, those figured out that it was and so it was just crazy Kim about you. Know me being a running back. I'm thinking you know my knees like the worst habits you know you know what was what was next to come. So yeah, it was just like it was a roller coaster. Man who was Journeys been increased journey far, but here it's at a story today, so it's a lesson. I was reading about that, so you. You tore your MC l.. Right against youngstown state. Would it be fair to say that Bowe? Police saved your life then. You know. They everybody played a part knows. was there so after you receive your diagnosis I? Think a lot of us have read your story and heard a lot about you and admire what you've been through. And how you persevered was there were like dark moments in the weeks after the initial diagnosis, or were you always just like dedicate and you were saying okay. I'm going to lean on my faith. I'm GONNA lean on the people around me and we're going to get through this of sure. Sure there was those dark Tom I. Try to you know to remove negatively in because I knew that. Do nothing for me. You know I had a fight ahead of me and say you know what Max Effort, and that is where all folks needed to be on, but it was definitely not being top of my game in college, and it has to do with that, and I'm just watching like all other bags, and everybody wants my teammates to compete without me. Oh definitely rough so. Those dark moments and that's where I side with a book. You know fears a choice. I had a lot of fear if I was going to be able to play again or you best returning top shape so a couple of things, but you know I, definitely leaned on my face, and my teammates, and I had so much support from really everybody run the world. Who helped me get through through e you talking to book about life's plot twists as well and I'd have to imagine and you can tell me the the plot twists that have happened in twenty twenty to America in the World Corona virus. Everything. That's going on right now with people fighting for. Justice when it comes to the police and black lives matter. Do you have a different perspective when big things that happen, you're like look I've. I've dealt with things I know how to overcome these things. Can you cope better than the rest of us? That might be dealing with these tough things in life for the first time, I'd like to think that I had to mature early from what I went through a cancer, twenty one and was forced to do. A ingrown early, but Still hurt and affected by injustice. That's going on in America right now in. Those issues that we're facing I'll fill it and I'm hurting. Fraud or people who lost their lives is is very unfortunate right now. Football kind of needs to take her back seat zoo got a lot of issues that we need corrective. In this country and so, but I think definitely what I went through on to to to understand in an on I, you know I was in a really really dark place, and my hope, a scene, a lion and I got out of there, and in the world and black people are in a dark place right now, but I think they just have hope you know. And no make positive efforts tours towards sanctions than we. You know we can grow. What has been Mike Tomlin's message to the team because I. I would imagine he is you know he's a very noted players coach players I coach. He always seems to have a really good pulse of his team. Wow, is he talked to you guys after you know everything that's gone on. He's been doing a phenomenal job with bringing us together. Knuckles hurting affected by. His father. Went through things he went through now. His son is seeing things, and so it's tough for him. It's tough for all of us on. The beautiful thing about Sopa lists soon our whole life everybody on our team. We've been averse locker rooms, and so we kind of know what a Brotherhood feels like. So during our meetings, we just been China come together an ethical ways that we can make a positive change and and just. Continue to raise awareness more than I already has been and just. Working on something Desk GonNa Better in disability and so We're trying to do I write things though we're definitely talking about it. For the plant place so it sounds like the steelers are going to be supportive of whatever you guys choose to do whether that be kneeling during the national anthem stain in whatever whatever outlet you guys are gonNA focus on here. The steelers have your back on this agreement. We have meant our owners are coaches are statman everybody from the top down were all linked or down with memorial? We noted there needs to be changed so whatever the steelers organizations comes up with me, and my team is I know we're going to be on board. That's great on a little lighter note. Big Ben just shaved his beard and somehow lost. Lost five hundred pounds when he shaved. It I don't know what it was about the thing that he was growing, but it. Definitely it added a few pounds Are you have you? Have you gone out and worked out with him yet or are you excited to play with them? Are you worried about the first time they straps on the walking boot after his press conference and and kind of dangles that thing around a little bit, so we own. We linked up. We were throwing. There was little to release a stone, a Joe Joe and Switzerland man, He looks good out there and so we're definitely excited to have our guy back. Just taking a field with Madurai Dot Ganda to make his job easier and getting that run game going. Buff man his presence alone, just being back out there you know year seventeen forum so and I, you still had those those those butterflies, and he talks about that in essence, woman says play Mrs, play up, so our our level so. I'm excited for for his combat. The whole team rally around it'll be fun. It'll be some special. Have you thought about bringing the mullet back? I I have not this. Not The one that I had eighteen, the first one I had the lines on my head and not look. I'm on Microsoft's up. The back I'm not sure what SARS that one cut with a nod that was retired. Damola is so nice, so you. You are like a Pittsburgh legend. You know you're from Pennsylvania. You went to your on the steelers. What makes wh- define or explain to everyone outside of Pittsburgh what exactly is a Yinzer and what makes Yinzer so great because we love Pittsburgh, man, truthfully Like I said you set up Macau's by president of are really. I'm not even sure the exact definition of a Yinzer I know that probably has to be somebody who this is. Pittsburgh through those who you know as die hard steeler Fan, pirates and Penguins. This love the city, so there's definitely everywhere right here, but it's not the my love in the city. An okay true, because so that's a that's a different definition than I've heard. I've heard it's a Yinzer. Is harder gold shit for brains. Never heard that. Just like salt of the Earth people, just fucking true sports fans, you know kind of meatballs, sports, fans, but I. we love. That's why I mean we. We make fun of everything here, but like at the end of the day. We kind of are those meatball sports fans where we take things too seriously and get mad too quickly like that's what that's what I always imagine a Yinzer is and I love people like that because they are true salt of the earth. Yeah we. We definitely got some fanatic fan who you know who go all out for us, and so in order that that's part of the nation. They do at the best. Yes, right? Yeah, what is more important, Pittsburgh tradition, the rib festival, or when they play double renegade at a night game. On the comparison I run a gate. Seems that we make the big plays every time that that thing comes on, so they're not like you know so. It's all fans. The screen goes black end the OAK ROG is. Something Woods. You're so do you limit you. Limit your renegade intake during the week so that it's that much more special on Sunday like if you hear it, come on the radio. Do Change Station because you're like. I can't deal with this right now. That's Sunday Song. Well, you know any radio station. I'm probably listening to renegades part of next playlist. Right! I hear it on game days in, and that's enough. What's it like having muscles on your back? I'm looking at a picture you. What's it like having muscles on your back? Then I don't even think I have I don't think I have those muscles like even if I lifted forever, it's triangle back. What's? Going on with your back. Man. Is Work getting after my chain diet up of two times a day all week to get into it and not the I didn't know I had. Back either so ooh Gin after an and away room one day and That's how Jesus Christ. You're fucking you actually you're one of those people we have guests on every now, and then who just make me feel like the smallest person in the world because you had you beat cancer and you were back the next year for your senior year and were phenomenal, and then went and got drafted and play for the steelers. There's pretty much nothing you can't do I would imagine and as low go. Yeah, you know, I'm I'm decided to do a big mandate. Give them all, and it's a blessing, so everytime decides take advantage of his life. We live in. It's been nothing but great so far so China be obese everyday. Yeah! What How many people have come up to you and Ben? Like Hey, man, you saved my fantasy. Season got imagine that was big when Levy on. Decided to sit out. That's don't heard for months. SEASON THAT SO although. We would know your series fantasy, football, Lsu, here to. Perform so is Khuda dude you're you that actually we're. We're kind of joking about that, but that actually makes you alleged for life like people, fantasy owners will always remember a running back or wide receiver that comes in and saves their season so like in twenty years, people will be like member that year James Connor that was sick while by complicit more years together. Just hold on a year. No. Yeah Yeah, but I'm saying you have that one like most people don't have that one. You have that one for sure, and it's also because that one year you weren't necessarily. The highest touted running back on, and that's kind of question mark. On, so people probably pick you up in like the seventh eighth round. Something like that, and then you put up. I've been learning a little bit more about it. You don't play fantasy football also and I never understood while so big, but then I realized that I call it a steel, and all of that, so you know I'm I'm starting to get angry. Little, have Has Anybody paid you money like giving you a cut of what they want fancy football and been like? Hey, fair's fair here. He goes a little taste. NAH NAH I. wrote that, so you know about you saw good when when you're playing in Big Ben comes up limping. Are you ever nervous or you like now? He's like this happens all the time. He'll be fine. I know if he can play, he couldn't go so Santa Cover. Know he discontinued to play. Also most of the time he plays through it all easily beasts than. So, not really. Don't get to too worried about hope. It's nothing serious. Yeah, yeah, what about what about the duck magic? Last year, our good friend, Devlin Hodges has. Has He taught you how to do a duck call? Maybe trying of, but you know now. He's expert that he got also trophies forward and he's alleged in that game. Doug came in. He did awesome. Man Has Duda now we had a great Bob and and we use roller for a couple of weeks so now. He's decided to get back to when. I always wondered when you when you did. Come in for Levy on bell. were was the offensive line like really really excited that they were able to block for somebody. That would actually hit the whole. Yeah, man, you know I remember. In a preseason game freezing in two thousand eighteen, and we took the field and I think we scored in free free rental, place and we just like. They the line you know they hate me up and they showed a Lotta love. They rallied behind you with the situation in his low on role with warriors there they still out of love and respect libby on, but I just remember was is rallying behind the in that. I think that made it easy. Yeah, when it comes to bell. He's obviously an extremely talented player. Player and he's an awesome running back. I don't think anyone's going to dispute that but I would also think at the same time like it's easier for an offensive Lineman who likes to move forward. Who likes again that rhythm having to do like you? That's GONNA. Go go in there and just crack some skulls. Yes, what I'm trying to talk to you know sort of. A hot older blocks for too long They made a work with love. You know he had obviously you know great seasons at season, so a couple of different spouse work but on. Can continue to keep playing my game after I'm sure you've been asked, but it's the first time we're asking this after the. Famous myles Garrett, Mason Rudolph fight last year. What was it like walking off that field? Were you just like what the fuck just happened there? It was crazy I was in a locked room when it all happened to win down and I. Just like honestly couldn't come bloom. Is that just happened and so was chaotic On Nikolai. Game but. It was it was definitely it was just that the derive back in and all that we just kind of don't believe what is happened. It was yeah, but at the same time you're like I'm very glad that I'm fringed marquees pounds. Yes, yes, right? that. That is surprising under team. You Know Council Rod regardless. Situation whatever it is he he'd eat awesome team. That's true art I have one last question, so we're talking to James Connor right now Pittsburgh. steelers reporting back. He's got a new book out. It is called. Fear is a choice. You gotta read it in an incredible story so going back to your story you're you get diagnosed with cancer? You go through Chemo up cancer. You come back for your senior year you have. A thousand yards, rushing sixteen touchdowns, and then after that or I don't know when you said it, but. You are sixty percent. You said your sixty of your like strength that senior year. That's fucking incredible. Could you really feel it like man? I would have made this guy miss or If I if I hadn't just beat cancer coming off of that. No question you know that's why not put it on instagram about how with cylinder mop mop much raining John back to that season, but you know even when I say sixty percent I'm Kinda just throwing up throwing a number out there. I knew it wasn't one hundred. Early on in the season verse. Villa Nova. I was exhausted. Nobody knows I was exhausted running out the tunnel. You know 'cause I. Bet and I'm just remember. We're standing for the national anthem lights. You know like out of breath from ran out the tunnel. That's how you Knoxville harm. What's his twelve rounds therapy that takes a toll on and saw I gotTA. Play this whole game. Starring and all of that and I. Before gang started. Slowly you know week after we get started, go back up and and then verse Clemson. You know has some late runs in four. Some big runs in I was like okay. It's come back a little bit, but I mean like I said people. It takes you know almost you know. Year year sounded to recover for from twelve rounds of Chemo and. Like two months, so it was definitely rushed, but you know we. We made a word. Yeah, yeah! I actually have one last last question. Sorry You recently bought your data truck. So awesome video, but when you buy your data truck, you doing it because of the kindness of your heart, but was there a small party like this shit is going to go so fucking viral and it's going to be. Because those videos are the best, those videos are the. When I first got to the League. Or might have been my last year boys Aaron. Donald by his data trump. And It was recorded in his dad was super excited about it and me I know. My Dad I know that he's been wanting to truck for a while I knew his reaction would be. Oh, he didn't. He sold it. He sold it well. No demand was honestly I was bringing the car up to erase it surprise him, but he actually calmed down a Pittsburgh to see for some meetings, and to stop me, and so that's why I think you hit the way it did because it was honestly like. A A true like reaction like I didn't expect them to see like the him that that fast. Kinda crazy that played out so we know we need something positive and I gave that so were. It's an awesome video. I love those video six million views, thirty, five, thousand or thirty six thousand retweets. There's the small party was like. Yeah, this is going to be awesome when it hits twitter rises. LISTEN IF I. What do people put anything on SORTA Bryan you? retweeted. Ninety nine percent is like this is awesome by my data truck and one percent is like this is going to be sick. People are going to be like. You Ninety Ninety nine to one right I. mean also. Yeah, there's also going to be like millions of people that see that awesome ACDC shirt that you're wearing to. Yes, that's actually the bigger flex I. Think is the ACDC shirt. I had to represent so let's start. Though did you get? Did you get it fully like everything in the inside all set up like the the computer system and everything all the upgrades is though. Why don't you just have to set up the fighting air and doing music and all that and you know he's a simple man. Eating been want to audit technology stuff. He just wanted to know. He was excited that we always pushed star. 'CAUSE I. Always the cynical part of me is like someone buys one of those videos drops, and it's like they bought like the base model with none of the upgrade. Felt. You can tell the wheels. The wheels are upgrade already. tweeted it. That's pretty awesome. As you as being like, Hey, this guy's and that's pretty cool. That's all we should do that for like Internet. Dad. Mike Florida we should just buy. We should rent a truck you. Put a bow on. It will videotape it. Drop it off from and be like Dad, and then after he gets in and start traveling around. Be Like! Yeah, it's rented the re tweet surreal. You can't take the tweet tweet that enterprise needs. That up five o'clock tonight. We'll James Thank you so much man. There's been awesome everyone. Go Out and buy James Book Fears of choice unbelievable story were rooting for you. I'm sneaky like people make fun of me around here because I'm a bears fan, but for some reason I always fall in love with the steelers in season. Last year I was convinced that you guys If you've got in, you made a run because that defense was just fucking awesome so I. Always I always tell myself I think. It's I think it's Big Ben slashed the uniform, but I always tell myself those uniforms at night. Yeah, we'll all. In late November you don't WanNa play there at nighttime the black. The black with delight, your Homefield like that makes you not nasty boy Mitch the thing. Is GonNA come out? ACC for life. That's not up. That's my dog. Yeah, we I play missing a senior high school. Even going at it. You know pick North Carolina steelers bears even though you know that I was implying that year two thousand seventeen I was. I was sitting, but nothing MSCI I I know his work. Ethic Man I I. Know What he's about to do, so he's GonNa. come out fired. The Dow was essentially like you buy me a truck, so thank you there you go. Yeah, you know. I'm just as High Taoist. Truck! Off this to. Your. Here's a franchise quarterback. It's Mitch, trubisky. I got this for you. I love you can't. Take somewhat. Appreciate your lot. Faith. That interview James Connor was brought to you by our good friends over at simplisafe. What's number one sign of a bad home security system home security system? 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Fair point, but I feel different though. She, with no sports going on. There's a big overlap there. We're talking about top chef you. You talk about real housewives. Yeah Outer Banks well. That's that's been diagram. We're finding the middle. Chicks guys what guys hate when I keep explaining why a mad after he already apologized. I, I agree that it's like once I understand why you're mad and I've said sorry. What else can I do? There's up. There's literally nothing I can do. There's nothing worse than giving the sorry. That's not accepted. You're like because you know in your head in a guy's brain. It's basically playing monopoly. The get out of jail. Free Card is just saying sorry. I was wrong I'm sorry and then when you get to know your what even apologizing for. stomped. You're like I'm sorry you're mad. Sorry that I apologize without knowing what I was apologizing for. That's on us. When Girls Gasp while they're driving. Oh yes, that yeah, when there's like a person crossing the street, one hundred and fifty yards away. Oh, my God. Oh, when a girl gasped while you're driving. Yes, okay. We'll watch out yet. Did you even see that dog? Did you see that box in the middle of the highway, we could hit. Gasping at something on their phone, and it's not even yeah, Cy Young, and you're like what what you like. Slam on the brakes. Probably, she's fucking stock. ooh! I like some of these responses. You can tell that the girl is listening in real time because she started with five Uis like she's ooh. Yeah Ooh when they buy expensive as dinner in new eat like two bites, and then she made this. I don't actually own us if you say you're hungry later. I don't actually that that part is bad, but I don't hate it. Because I. Just I just eat it. Everything, there's no problem I don't really have a problem with that. Because I was going to spend the money, anyways and so as long as I'm getting my as long as. The credit. I will eat off of another person's plate. No question actually usually don't even notice. I'm just like I. Ate my food was great, yeah? When you when it's when it's a one night, stand in the morning. You're looking forward to some solid sex, you know, start the day off right and you quickly realize they are a little to pump chump and come in two seconds, then proceeds roll over and go back to sleep, but you're your own apartment, so it's not like you can leave, so you walk around the bed. Bang it loudly hoping they get up and leave, and then they have no situational awareness, so they don't leave another five hours way. This has happened to me five. Opposite this. Girl guys don't know. The Guy got an orgasm and five hours of extra sleep. It sounds like she is totally on board of the TO PUMP TRUMP YEAH! Clear. Day Now flush proficient. Blocking all that girls seriously back in the day. If we're looking at prehistoric times, it was super advantageous to nut early 'cause then you just move on. You're not stationary, so the no predators that can track you down blocking all the girls. I trust him his phone at night when he's sleeping. Yet? It's kind of a cycle. Like that things girls do that. Guys hate when they can't decide where to eat. Yeah I don't know. What do you want to do? And then Utah couple of options and it's quickly I? Don't feel like that's like we'll just fucking say because I'm Gonna I'm a guy I will literally eat anything. My response is going to be either burgers Chinese food pizza. Wings carve, and I will eat garbage. I'll say I'll say Burgers, or we just had burgers right I. heard a trick for that next. You're awesome. You ask them and you. Would you think I'm taking you eat in then wherever they say you take them to so them choosing SA-. That's good, billy. Psych and coach. No shows. Oh Another good trick is to say. Why do you ask? Because a Lotta Times. Why do you ask? We'll spare you from having to make the like if the girl says what do you want to have for dinner? What are you asking? Maybe they're going to be like well. I was thinking that we can order from the Italian place down the street. Then boom problem solve last two taking forever to get ready to go out Yup. And then last one Dad I. Don't mind it one of those things that if when you're younger, it might bother you as soon as you like as you get older, you realize like the timing of things that's just free talk. Yeah, exactly, that's a rain. Delay that you get. It's going out. That's what that time is that. Sit on the couch and refresh twitter every two seconds right right. And not have to feel bad about not at all. In fact, then she'll come out of the bathroom and be like I'm so sorry. I took so long. It's fine, and then she feels good because you forgave her. Yeah, and it's also one of those things that the older you get, the less excited you get to go places so the longer. Someone takes get ready. You're thinking. If this lasts a little longer, we might just say fuck it. Let's not go. Yeah, exactly which is a great feeling to have. It's almost like the same feeling that you had when your teacher was like fifteen minutes late. Substitute it's it's just fucking thrilling When we ask you guys to take a picture of us. Our friends and we usually don't get the perfect picture until the thirtieth shot. Yes, yes, occasionally. But. Then it gives you the opportunity to pull the classic gag of flipping the camera on yourself and sneaking one or two. That's just like your Chin and your neck into that into that. One all right. Those were good, so we will see everyone. Friday make sure you watch the documentary getting nick on. We're not GONNA say that. We're doing tomorrow I I. Don't want to jinx it so Friday hopefully. Jackson Hey all right. 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Mike Golic Sr, NBA Playoffs Set And Roasts With Joey Mulinaro

"On today's part of my take, we have Mike Golick senior. Talk to him about The last couple of weeks his radio show obviously ended talking about his hall of Fame Radio Career. Some inside the Biz. Really honest candid interview from. Mike Golic and I we thought it was great. It was it was cool to hear him talk about his career maybe some of the things that he's not so happy about and how they ended but also some of the good things about his career we have that we have fire fest of the week we have an NBA playoff picture set except for the eight nine seed which. We will find out and we have roasts were returning roasts, listener roasts with our friend Joy Molinaro great fancy fuck boy named Mola Narrow Joey Molinaro He's GonNa do some Colin Coward Style Rose Force at the end of the show before we get to all of that part of my take is brought to you by the cash up not only is the easiest place send. Money to your friends it's the safest. So make sure you download the cash APP. 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Denial already there. was basically two months now, bargaining is the second. Okay. So I think I moved directly to bargaining when I was like, let's try to get some of the weird NFL Games in place the college football, right? What's three threes acceptance and they think that it just three I think. So there was an apples. There's an acronym that we learned in psych called Dab Dab Dab Dough Lineal anger bargaining depression acceptance Prussian acceptance you'll. Still in. Bargaining. Than by the way Jake is. On vacation again. Well, deserved. Yeah. So we got its Jake Bobby and billy here. So I'm in bargaining because this is my bargain. I don't really WanNa Watch college football without the band's and the student section but the home crowd it's like what does that did they did they say finish the band's would be cancelled well, the games cancelled the band's or canceled they would do you know that I'm talking about big ten PAC twelve. Okay. I'm like you know what? If, like if they had it and there were no fans and there's no student section and no band like what would that even be could pump in the band sound. No I need to see it I need to see it. So exactly committees that you're in the acceptance part is that your your acceptance is contingent on denial right? So you're not really accepting this is a fake acceptance on your part. Okay. Yeah I'll I'll accept that that. Yes that's better than denial better than depression. So now you're just fake happy about it and I don't know what's going to happen with the rest of the conferences but we'll see a there's just level meetings all the time. Big. Twelve is trying to save everything I. Guess I think I think the SEC is going to do the SEC's in full on fuck it mode or at least like we're going to delay delay delay delay delay until the very last second, they might even delay again. Yeah. Right now the kickoff is September twenty sixth or something like that sec they might just push back to October than they might just push back to November and be like well cram in a full ten game schedule in five weeks and I'll. Hang on. Yes. Give me that little tiny tiny bit of so I. Don't think they'll play if they're alone. I think they will play if the ACC and the big twelve in there but. I agree with you like I'm I said that about March madness like don't cancel anything just keep pretending that it's going to happen in a week and then push off and other week and I'll be happy about that I want to hear what Finebaum colors are saying right now finebaum callers are still focusing on actual football then I have hoped but if they're starting to enter those. Stages of grief. Then I think that might be a problem. They're like the Canary in a coal mine once once Phyllis from Tuscaloosa calls up and he's like covert ain't nobody Powell at that point I'm going to be like, yeah, might not happen. Yeah. Actually what's the name Harvey Updike like rest in peace he died at the right time we will I think it's 'cause they're. Football the lack of college he will lose. Yes So we also the other part of like accepting all the news. This week is perspective because Umass head football coach Walt Bell had. The football guy the millennium quote he said, you know my dad passed away in two thousand, eight, my biological mom Odin Twenty twelve and to be honest with you. This is probably a tougher day than both of those. Footballs dead while football is dead. Yeah. That's I. Mean that's May. ULTIME football guy quote for sure. Can I actually defend them for a second because people were obviously saying like this is crazy. I kinda get where he's coming from only one because it seemed like his relationship with his mom saying biological mother feels like there's more to it than just you know what I mean. And also instead of saying died for her he said od rare. There's some there but I actually understand what he's saying because. Canceling the football season. He has to take the grief and be the guy for one hundred other guys grief of losing someone in your family. You can you deal with that alone this is agree for he has to stand in front of a hundred kids and be like we're not playing football this year and has to like basically shoulder that burden for them. Let's tougher got different. I, think it's different. There's no funeral for a college football season they. Kick it over. They should. There should absolutely be a funeral for billy. We're GONNA. Say Your say shoulders of one hundred dreams dime. Yeah. Yeah. There we go that what a quote billy that really that's sodas on your shoulders of a dream shoulders of one hundred, he has to shoulder the burden. Yes. I said shoulders shoulder hundred dreams. Yeah. I mean It's tough. It's tough for my get that but it is like now I want to bet on that guy to win every single game next year. Yeah. We should BUBBA has three fourths of a degree from UMASS half only half. Yeah. Okay. Half We have the greatest like like the Combo of Jake who went to Syracuse Journalism School the second best behind what's the name? New House. You went to middle well. Columbia's pretty good to have this little sticker making fun of new but praising reveals school. No. Columbia Guy I'm Mizzou Guy. Big. J journalists, journalists, Bubba did a half half a degree at UMASS Hank did a quarter of a degree at southern New Hampshire and is one hundred percent dropout. So I like this but go ahead. What were you gonNA say about the UMASS football season last year they gave up the most points like by a mile yes he's this ad and like they get the shit kicked out on every single week he's a mass i. The school who gave the second most points was like not even close to that me this give up on average about fifty points, a game and this. Is this is still the worst say like losing to uconn by forty eight would probably be worse. You would think you would think. But Yeah. It is funny to to put that into perspective and be like they get the shit kicked out of him so so bad and he's like guys bad news we'RE NOT GONNA lose a billionaire. They gave up six hundred and thirty two points in twelve games last year and I WANNA say it was like in the four hundred what they were one in eleven they want they won the famous Akron Game, show Jack, mack good pick dude. and. So they six, hundred, thirty, two, I'm doing the quick math they gave up fifty two points a game. which stage of grief is that? When you just like maligned your parents death? That's like that's going to be super depression right? Right. So yeah. So we had that quote. So that's perspective There is some truth to it though. Yeah because. Yes, you're going to repeat what I just said. No because football is always a constant in football guys lives. As everything else can just like shit hit the fan but like you're always like getting the shit kicked out of you on a Saturday or playing football, you can understand that but like when football gets cancelled never accounted for football made sense for. Thinking thing is life that made sense and now he can pretend you don't have a family if you coach football in fact, you do you can't pretend that there's football if you have a family, right Exactly yeah. Okay. Shoulders of dreams of. Hundred Souls. You got no made sense given. I mean why are you getting upset? Well, my season got cancelled. So like this close to home, you wish that your parents died instead. Billions. Yeah. Let me think about. I think that we should address the big news of the day, and that is the seahawks undrafted cornerback Kema, seabourn, Kema, silver, and he he was busted for trying to sneak a girl into the training camp bubble that they've established in Seattle and he got caught and immediately cut from the team. He had her where seahawks Gear Hawk's cody so that he could pretend that she was one of his teammates. Love it. Got Cut, and now he's just without job because he was too horny. He's famous Horn Hall Fame Yeah. Him Rick Pitino Bill O'Reilly Stephen a Smith Clinton Bill Clinton. Barbara Corcoran. Brandon, Walker the panda that that repopulated the entire population pants because he fox so good He is the Legion of Poon is calling this this group of Cornerbacks V. It's he actually like should bill every football coach in America because they're gonNA use this like this is going to be the first slide that everyone's shows on. The. Next time they have a meeting don't be this guy or if you're a smart coach, just like get a couple instagram thoughts, sign him to your eighty man roster and just have them live inside your own bubble. They're letting fucking happening in in the NBA bubble now thank God fees to I. Think. So do have an NBA that's phase two. I think it is get your Dick Way getting started fucking. So we do have an NBA playoff picture it starting on well, technically on Saturday night is the play in game right now as we're taping this memphis is up by ten. Know Janas employees because he head butted Mo- Wagner I think Bevis GonNa win so it's going to be. I'm going to say Portland's GonNa win. They're not GONNA lose dame. Is. Not GonNa Lose Zach Playoff Damian playoff game, right? Exactly. So it's GONNA BE MEMPHIS VERSE PORTLAND in that eight nine game on Saturday night, and then if the nine seed Wednesday play against Sunday night but we have our playoff picture. It's the bucks I, the magic sweep. Raptors, nets probably sweep Celtics for sixers which I feel like this is the seventeenth time they've played. I'm rooting last three play. You know what I'm actually rooting for the nets because I can't name a single player on the nets right now and somehow they haven't been terrible inside this bubble. Yeah. They're like just let mean the line for terrible was the wizard. Yes and they were just above that they tried their hardest to go for it but they won their last when by accident and then heat pacers for the four five matchup hyphen about your heat I. Like my heat. Estimate the heat culture. That's right. ooh Yeah. That's right. We have French I. Always Forget that we have a south Florida fan here except for the Yankees you got. On the heat yeah. He should. They should bring him back every year just for the playoffs so that you can point at him Andrea Goodell's on the east here, and they also have the the Combo of Dunkin Robinson. Which? Is and they bring them in and out. Here you go. Did you see that picture I? Think it was like a couple of days ago went viral. It was Gordon Hayward rejecting somebody and the Guys Jersey on the backs that equality. So just looked like hayward was like swatting equality. The NBA has come up with me their journey has now like. mable. Every time I see the one that says, I'm a man even though I'm sure it means something personal to the player. It's always wears her number was forty on W. Sweet. Yes. All right. So Weser Conference Lakers verse eight nine matchup. Clippers versus the mass, which is gonNA be Aweso you're saying it's going to be a million points. You're saying that there's no chance whatsoever that the sons get in. They need memphis loose. It sucks sons verse Blazers would be awesome. Sons. Businesses everything we wanted to root for Maybe we're wrong. Maybe by the time you're listened to like, Hey, guess what the grizzlies have lost because the grizzlies have been a disappointment ever since they've been in the bubble and the sons they should just they made design rule why not just make the sons are more fun rule yeah. What are the sons right now they're like seven and to know the seventy seven and seven and own the bubble will be feeding the bubble. They should absolutely make a rule allowing the sons in. Although the Blazers I. Mean they are I think they are a team that could beat the Lakers first round no. I said could. See Yes. Okay. Yes. If Anthony Davis an Lebron both get, Yup, they absolutely could could do that nuggets I jazz. They should. Be played at high altitude the whole time that's the perfect match up my high-altitude idea to both. Just do it and then rockets I thunder which would be great. We've got some some bad blood. If you think the NBA doesn't engineer their scheduled match ups right under Hurri Shit. Hardening Chris Paul how many Dixie Think Chris? Paul is going to punch in the first round. Oh Yeah. He's. All Matt so that's going to be starting on Monday. Very excited for that hockey playoffs have been incredible. We're taping this before the blackhawks game. I'm just GONNA. Assume they won one and one series that's fine. capsule caps are GONNA win tonight. There you go on Friday tonight front would happen would happen. They weren't enough the ice, the ice it's bad ice in Toronto Tom Wilson beat the shit out of somebody because he hit nick backs from in probably broke his rib, the dreaded upper body injury right now as as dealing with. The cap steal this in the first round every time the place. But guess what we've been down one over four we've been down to before usually lose but we've one been there been there done that and then the big news of the day is we got a new rich friend. George Kitto Greg kittle good friend signs a seventy five million dollar contract with San Francisco. Forty niners, biggest contract and tied in History Yup I'm so happy for him because we're actually talking about this last week. It's so crazy to think the George biddle because he was a fifth round draft pick, he is arguably the best tight end in the game. You could make the argument that now the CROCK is back or Travis Kelsey? I'm going to say he's the best tight end in the game. He's the best side in the game and he has played in the NFL for three years and he has made less than two million dollars total. That's insane. So the fact that he you know they were able to figure out this deal he gets paid for for what he deserved. It's awesome. Awesome because I can't imagine the stress of being that good and like not capitalizing on and also shot out to Greg kiddle because he went out of his way to let us get credit lack nice water. Yeah. He he told Kyle. Shanahan and in rappaport yes. That he wanted to wait for the news to be broken by part of my take. Yes. So if you saw right after. PMT tweeted it out rap for tweeted his tweet out and then afterwards shot schefter. The today was a banner day for Adam Schefter and being laid on contracts but adding a little piece of information that nobody asked for. So today right after the news broke Adam Schefter tweeted out and said, he now makes more money than Hunter Henry, which is the big question is asking, and then later on after he missed out on the Kelsey News, he tweeted out just a picture of Travis Kelsey and said Big Day tight ends getting paid Travis Kelsey just got a contract soon put a nice job little. Yeah. A little getty images addition onto the new cheeses. So yeah, shout out our guy. Greg very excited for him much deserved and Scott feel awesome. I told me he's got a livestream signing it and just go through the emotions. Yeah. You think he's GonNa cry Oh. Yeah. He's got tap the joker signature. Then absolutely option his dad's gonNA write him like a mini novel before he signs a contract I. Think. So that would be pretty cool. Maybe we can actually get Papa Kit. Now, that we now now there's some money floating around maybe he can actually get. A binding for the for the novels or proper cover on it. Let's get this up. Let's let's let's stop using fourteen pages stapled together like he's billy football. cones you get a publishing deal yeah. We should sign. George Kittles Dad. Yeah having motivate. America. We will sign them for re write us a letter George Gidell's dad before every podcast that we do. Yes Ellis to not be afraid to be great today So that was that's pretty much everything that's going on. We have roast coming up we also have billy's List won't fire Fest Yellow to it. All right. Before we get too far fetched. You got a quick Edward Yeah well, it's three and I think we all know about three Chiba now I took some three key on Sunday night I. 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About the industry five percent is a great discount. They don't need to give you a discount they could sell the they could. They could tell me that whenever I log onto the website, the prices that I see are five percent lower than what they actually are still by double but they're giving me five percent off number three, C. H. I dot Com, get your Delta eight vapes, Gumy's tinctures and oils using. Promo. Code PMT at checkout get five percents that order you have to be twenty one to purchase. PMT At checkout the number three, C. H. I dot Com. All right. Let's do it fire fest the week we'd let's have everyone putting their fire fest What's our with Bubba? Pretty simple just every weekend socks now because there's nowhere to go and so then there's pretty much. There's nothing to look forward to ever. Wow. So. That is heavy BUBBA. Last. Last week and I realized that like Friday I went to a new pizza place and I was like super excited about it and then. That was at like eight o'clock on Friday can give you. Doughnuts on Saturday morning. True. Every Saturday morning I did. Going and getting the doughnuts and then eating the donuts is the greatest forty five minutes of my week. The Deli that I go to they do like special on Saturday and I look forward to that. Yes. I get the same sandwich every single. These things. Just pick a movie every weekend to watch on Saturday night, and then you have that to look forward to all week it doesn't matter if it sucks. Yeah. It's the little things. AMC is opening back up to that AMC theaters are are trying to open up nationwide and they're going to be charging like fifteen cents to get in. That's how much it costs to. Die. But Yeah I, don't know about you guys I. Don't think. I've seen outbreak too many times where the that's where it all starts. Yeah and theater this it would be great. I do like going to the movies because it feels like an event but. It would be nice if this just changes everything where every movie you can buy right away. Yeah. It'd be wonderful fuck going to you're to charge me like a quarter to buy an unregistered African monkey right now like I've seen this movie before I'm not going to be going to your movie theater right jake, your fire fest. So obviously the whole ankle thing, but we're going to get any thoughts. no comment and. I'm here I'm. Just GonNa shake and I give you just. You a little bit of ammo. Back at bill yeah, billy spends all his time playing video games. Are. He's a video you are inert. If I didn't play video games, I'd be like out playing sports by can I legitimate have any physical contact with anybody because of this because you're nerd, the body craves contact you're gonNA turn I look forward to playing video games because I get a rush nurse practitioner there's a split second where Myrtle oriole somebody video geared allergic and talk to them Yup and scream profanity at them everything you just Heard the closest thing to trash talk. Can I read this tweet it's says dudes I need help I don't know what to build now that Bruin is nursed I saw that and I was like, Nah. Urine never heard. Playing. kennels his jake out there building muscle making gain. I guess what you can play tennis you said you can't play sports you can play. All Where you're fucking tennis whites, you wipe fucking thing. To the bad boy. Bad. Void Andre Agassi Bitch. Tiny White Mary Steffi Graf rackets. Sports Welcome. Back. where I draw the line. Jake contact injury on his ankle he injured himself playing sports was on a non was last time you got injured playing. Contact, he made contact with the court he literally. He tripped on A. Surface. Shaving greatness by beating me and Hank right at the same time. Let's get back on track jake, Your Fire Fire Fest Obstacle Angle thing I'm here to say I will still be participating in Monday's little streams against tank third and final match I'm going GonNa play, Ping Pong I am playing. Down I'M NOT BACKING DOWN I. Got Nothing on Jake Mar Hanks coming off of vacation. He's going to be fat and happy Tan. B J. Tune in. So two weeks ago I was taking on my shirts out of the office to take them of the dry cleaners and I thought there would be one right next door under this building. It was closed. Find another one who walks down it was closed eventually went to nine dry cleaners that were all closed. I. Guess they closed early at like three o'clock and I just found myself back in my apartment. Just. Like a big ASS. Four dress shirts for the broadcast. Why are you looking at me billy? It's Jake's fire fest why? Because he needs to steal the spotlight? means. Anytime. Billy's got two. Zero like. Anyway. Billy why she does a good fire Fest Jake. Your Fire Fest Difference Between you and US is Jake. You had four different dress shirts and you took them to get them dry cleaned. Yeah. I've had one dress shirt that I've kept at the Office for five years and I haven't like I put it on when I have to do something on camera that requires a colored shirt and they just like throw it back in the. Every time PFC puts on a collar or buttons. I'm just like who died you had to pick. Like mentally for the You feel clean. It helps your confidence on the Mike I. Always Wear. Yeah. I. Always wear a clean shirt when I'm podcasting riding number one exactly. All right, billy. So I've been a trial of different pre workouts lately. And yesterday PF T and bid. Kindly let me go home a little early. Yes. So why don't you tell the whole story? So I. Just asked you what's on what's on WHO's three o'clock? No wasn't no I left it three. To. She wanted me the puppy is being like. And I said Billy. Nine. Up and you thought you had to be there at night. No not. Mean it. With questions like really why? Don't we have an interview and twenty minutes and it's like, nope, it's an hour and you're like, Shit Billy got here at nine came up with questions for somebody that we weren't interviewing and then asked at two o'clock. What do you guys need me for the rest of the day and I said? You tell me what you plan on doing. And your answer was well, I was going to take some pre workout and play call of duty. No I was going to work out and then play call. That's the only thing I do right because you can't do anything else. Anyway. So I tried this new pre workout. Always take prerequisite right before I got home I right before I start going home because then it kicks in when I get home so I can work out anyway this shit hit me when I was in the middle of traffic and it was kind of like I started as. A nerd. That's fun. Buddy. Dude. Dude. You call the rackets nerdy. Traffic. I'll bet you we're buckling up. fucking. Your antilock gone. fucking steering, WHEEL OFF Oh and then and then it wore off time I got home by still worked out and then I got a thousand pine call duty. Bunch, that's nice. That's. Also Shit Myself. Then woman looked at me and I was like, what just shit myself into was like your hot and I was like, okay cool and then. I went to face to with her four fifty. What are you got my fire? Fast of the week is the Washington football team formerly known as the our words might be up for sale and I'm three billion dollars short. So the minority owners are pressuring Dan Snyder, sell the team which has been something that's been going on for the last two months there reports out now that Snyder is now hiring an investigator firm to look into whoever leaked the fake reports about all the bad stuff like the Epstein type stuff right to accompany India. One of his former employees may be linked to one of the minority owners of teams. So this is like Shakespearean stuff in Shakespeare cared about football team that never had more than six wins and it's getting really nasty and Snyder is closer than he's ever been song the team I need to figure out a way to raise three billion dollars. Okay. We could do it. We're not sperm banks. How much does it cost for sperm per I'm charged by the sperm not bikes off one sperm yeah. Charged sperm. Singular yeah. What is it sent I? Don't know I just need some get rich quick schemes. That's all I need. All right. Well, there's no reason to have here billy can't tell us the price of sperm Won a coin haven't haven't. You done the sperm thing. Tony Sperm. Yeah. No. Oh just plasma. You did white blood cells white blood cell. Okay. Are They I feel like those? Are I feel like if you start giving your plasma and blood constantly for money, you're gonNA eventually just give blood and white blood cells and sperm are very similar. You just look at the cover of METALLICA's load album and their altogether right? They're mixed together. There's one healthy batch All right. So we got three billion dollars three billion dollars. Any good ideas anyone? Know, what are you guys? What are we doing? I. Got me think. Let me think. Bronco. Football. The Guy who did it if I got? All I need to do is convince everybody in China you give me a dollar fifty Yeah. We spent like an entire day trying to figure out fifty thousand. Yeah new astor. had. Break it down a little bit smaller. What I've got. I've got an offer right now I just checked by four billion dollars being offered for Danny woodhead. I let it go for three just because it'd be nice. I WanNa give an award winning out again twenty five percent off use Promo code PFC by the Redskins jump in front. Of Jeff, Bezos his car will address. That's a good idea. Good. Or get cyber truck dying it. Okay. Shula my. Insurance. Yep. Then we're GonNa Leroy gets the team. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Okay. I got it. Billy. Why don't you here's you? Cyrus, you get a cyber truck. I'm not killing Leroy you get inside truck you drive in front of Jeff Bezos so now, Elon Musk and. then. You add to your will. Is Your as your air why? Get a fake body nerd you won't even die. Ultimate. Passes. My Bill. We do that get more than three billion than us. One billion to play college football. Okay. I'm down with. All right we gotta get going. No Time I. My Fire Fest the week is we're obviously everyone heard the big news. We had dion sanders on on Wednesday. He's now co worker. I was reminded on Wednesday morning that. Before my son was being born. Going through names I was pushing for Dion and it just brought up a lot of bad memory. 'cause dion cats is like the most electric name ever. It's also a good name for a cartoon cat. Yeah. So I I just was I went back down the spiral of like damn. My son's name is not dealing. So you know. The the name. Dion. We talk a lot about quarterback names and you can just see somebody and you're like that name is a quarterback like. Johnny Mans Wilson, John Parker Wilson John, David Booty all these hypothetical names, great quarterback names, Dion cats you tell me that you're not starting to tailback dion cats is hitting the lectures getting touches again, Doug just so that I can name every player Dion cat you also always add a middle name. Yeah. Like no one says you have to change middle name but you can add second dion neon cats. Yeah done Yes. So that's my fire fest. All right. Let's get to Mike Golic before we do that put, your box is back when it comes to meet quality matters but there's more to it than texture and taste. Put. Your box has the best meat ever delivered directly to your door you don't have to go to the grocery store not everyone has that convenient access to high-quality meat, and that's why we have put your box hundred percent grass fed finish beef free range organic check in heritage bread pork, or wild caught salmon. That is what butcher box delivers directly to your door. Every month butchered brock ships, curated selection of those high quality meats, and then all the meat is free of antibiotics and added hormones. Each box has nine to eleven pounds of meat enough for twenty four individual meals pack fresh ship frozen vacuum sealed. So it stays that way and you can customize your box however you want to. It's the best meat delivered directly to Your Door I. Love It. I put it in the freezer. Make a big thing. Chilly have steaks on deck burgers on deck everything ready to go with butcher box because butcher box has the highest quality me. It's only around six dollars a meal and even have free shipping nationwide except Alaskan why so Marco visit to the meat counter off your list and received meats liver to your door. Now, just go to butcher box, dot com slash take that's put your box dot com slash take butcher box, dot com slash take right now and get yourself some high quality meat get ready to go don't be a nerd like billy football, get yourself some meat. Put your box dot com slash take. Okay. Here's Mike Golic. Okay. We now welcome on recurring guest friend of the program Radio Hall of Famer. Does that weird to say Radio Hall of Fame Yeah It's wild because I've been in two of those hall of fame's and along with playing football I wrestle and I ended up in a wrestling hall of fame but only as a distinguished American. So the only hall of fame I'm in for actually playing a sport is my school. So you know push come to shove I'd like to be in the hall of fame's for actually playing a sport, but it's cool man I dig it. You're in the Radio Hall of fame it is Mike Golic legend of the game. Great to have you on. So it's been what a week and a half now since. You know your off radio the first question I think all of America wants to know have you been able to adjust your sleep or you still waking up at four in the morning and being like fuck this socks Oh. I know I mean I. Don't know when I'M GONNA get out of that mode. I mean, the one thing I have done is I turned off the four fifteen alarm I had before the twenty two years espn I lived in Arizona was doing nfl it was called NFL tonight that NFL alive and I was calling college games re and I was doing local radio it Phoenix for three years during during the morning show. So for actually twenty five years I'd be getting up at four fifteen. So now I turn the alarm off but now it's GonNa, be a while I, still kind of store and look. At the clock at four fifteen. But now I can just roll over and go back to sleep. That must have been kind of a bittersweet moment for you like the ceremonial changing of the alarm clock doing that for was it twenty years every morning that a total of twenty five years and yeah, I mean listen to me it's more bitter than sweet because I want to be doing morning radio I didn't want it to end so I would much rather still be getting up at four fifteen I love doing it I love being involved in hope to do it again you know at some point so. It. Over time the sweetness in the memories and I've had a lot of great memories obviously are going to be there but I still much rather be doing the show. Yeah. I mean that one clip that kind of went viral a week ago where it was your son go joe telling you like Hey you're always a dad I you're you know obviously like a great mentor to me I got to work with my dad I think we all watched that we all like teared up a little bit that was really really nice way to end the show was that a surprise you did you know it was going to get. No No. In fact, you know the whole show I knew that I was going to have my family on for the last hour trae was was nice enough. I said Trae the last hour like to have my family and he said I will step aside. But herm Edwards had contacted us and said, he wanted to come on to say goodbye to trae they're very good friends and herm could only be him being out of the West Coast out in Arizona he can only do it at nine thirty our time. So nine o'clock rolled around it was just me and my family and nine thirty trade came back in and. Herm came on and then the last eight minutes. Last segment was just me and my family again and I had planned and I'm glad I did it at nine o'clock talked about the listeners over the years and growing a bond with them in a relationship and stuff because I planned on kind of doing that again at the end at the last few minutes, and then all of a sudden might started going House I oh. Shit I'm like man I almost made it through the same. You know I wonder if I was GONNA get emotional I knew my wife was going to be bawling the whole time anyway, and then like no I had no idea I guess he told the rest of the family to make sure he had the last couple of minutes. So do that I did not know that was coming and boy that that that hit like. A ton of brick. Yeah. Yeah. So I wanna get you just mentioned you wanNA keep. You would love to still be on radio and I want to get back to that before I do that just to follow up on this have you had the ability to take a step back and kind of Soak it all in that you mean a lot to people and you have been part of their lives for two decades. Plus because I think that's one thing and our careers are lot. We've been doing it for a lot less time than you. But that's one thing that we all kind of fail at is to take a step back and be like Oh. You know what? These a lot of people out there truly have a relationship with us and it's fun to sometimes recognize that and soak it all in. Have you been able to do that? I have a really because of social media one of the biggest in having done this for over two decades. Hell. When I first started, we were taking faxes from from listeners. millennials are going what the hell is that you know the facts paper would fall behind machine and roll up is a never come out the right way I mean that's how it was now with social media your get that. Kind of response. So I was overwhelmed and humbled not for the people saying, Hey, you know the. And in that show, not not for that it was for I. Feel like I knew you I feel like I knew your family I feel like we were friends. If I saw you in a restaurant or airport I knew I could come up to you and say hi because it felt like we had a relationship that to me was one of the more cool things and one of the things in all honesty that I wanted because as you guys know when you do this, you need to give yourself to everybody you need you need to as far as you everybody personally wants to go open yourself up and let people know you anybody can turn on a show and just have someone throw. Sports Information Adamant throw you know stats Adamant Shit but let them get to know you know and and let them in the good and the that you know. Mike was nine. Jake was eight Sydney was five when I started radio ESPN and I told him early on listen our lives are going to be out there guys but good and a bad. We're just we're just gonNA, let it. Let it be out there and by the time you know ESPN said I was done with this Mike's Thirty. Jake's twenty, nine, twenty, five. So it was a lot of life in there that we opened. Up to everybody in here here they're feedback and saying how much they enjoy that that was that was very touch. So a quick follow up on that I'm curious because you know when you started, you just said you know your kids were nine seven and five, and it also was a different time because the Internet wasn't what it is. Today I you know my son's one years old I've kind of the conscious decision that I am not going to be just putting them online because I don't want him to one day wake up and be like Oh Dad's just been blasphemy on instagram. Crying when I'm two years old, they're only match like he'd he doesn't. He hasn't consented to that like I want I want to give them a normal life. Do you think if you were if we could go back twenty years but it's twenty twenty. So you're starting your career right now would you do the same thing? Would you be as open of a book or would you like maybe the Internet's a little? Bit of a darker scarier place these days it certainly would make me think more because I know especially for my wife and my boys were playing at Notre Dame and you know the Internet can be tough on on on you know athletes on anybody on family and some of the stuff she heard about the chips and stuff that that you know kids blow off and worry about it, but it's tough on parents. I I want to sit here and say I probably would've done the same way but it's very difficult for me to say that 'cause you're right now again, my youngest adept went was five still not an adult so it's not like Hey Sydney can I have your consent to do this? I was apparent if I wanted to do it right I was to do it so I get. What you're saying I would like to say I would have done it but that's a very difficult one to answer because there is no doubt. The climate is completely a one eighty from woman. I started. Yeah. That's what the pugs are for. That's how you that's how you bring. Like your family to the Internet and everybody loves a good pug June never ever ever lose with dogs ever. They could sit there they sit there on camera and lick themselves. Nobody'll care I. mean it's a dog. So it's cool. It's true and I I do think that you know twenty years ago you're able to share what you WANNA share and keep away like now it's you're kind of all or nothing and it's so johnny four seven that it's just in the Internet is forever kind of thing that it just feels different. The biggest difference I guess the way I would say is you can't partially open the door, right? No you and I decided my wife and I decided we were going to open the door but again, so I started it here in Phoenix where the kids even younger that was nine hundred and ninety five you know. So when I started espn ninety eight, as we said, it's a different time. We just decided opened the door and let our family in but you'll right now you you can't. You can't partially do it because you partially do it. The Internet knows how to how to rip the door open right? Right really. Kinda Kinda get everything out there. So it's definitely different. I see your point for sure. Yeah. can we clean something up real quick here just just so that we know for posterity Mike and Mike so I tweeted this Atchoo when it was announced that you're moving on but you're you're a big part of my life growing up and not just like going through high school but college and some jobs that had afterwards where I think a lot of people can relate where maybe they have a bad day or they're not looking forward to go into work for whatever reason and even if it's just like five ten minutes. In the car on the way to work if you can make somebody's day like two percent better, that's a small thing but it's actually a big thing. You know it adds up if you can just make because from the start of the day, you might be in a slightly better mood that might change happens. Later on that day, you might be nicer to somebody and then that stuff keeps going. Forward, so I just wanted to say thank you because it didn't it didn't really occur to me as you know as you're in the moment, but back on it for me, it's like that's a big thing that adds up and Yeah. So I just want to say thank you for that. It's very important to me that that I had something like that. That could put a bright spot today. And I appreciate that I appreciate both of you guys you know tweeting about everything when it added that was it's a very cool thing to hear from your peers and I respect the hell out of you guys and what you're doing. So to hear from people in the business, as well as listeners viewers was a cool thing but to that point. I think that was probably some of the best stuff I heard from people is I remember obviously one thing was it may be real old with some of the stories when I was in grade school like my parents or my dad would drive to work. That was our time together listen to talk about sports I had a kid. Techs or tweet me and say I listen to you when I was delivering papers when I was fourteen I can tell was listening to you and I was getting out for a morning football workouts in high school I listen to you when I was getting up offer to go to class in college I, listen to you when I was deployed you know my my I you know you're going to duty and I'm like Oh my God I mean a I'm old but be. That was to me that was. I was never a hot take guy if I had a strong opinion there and there's some things that pushed my buttons I would say it. But I wasn't a high taking guy wasn't a yelling guy was going to tell you of my experiences as a pro athlete, my experiences, a father was sports or outside of sports and I just kind of wanted. To talk with people not at people and I think that's what I felt best about it. Hearing a lot of the responses is people felt like when they got up in the morning they turned to sign we are on espn two and just went about their morning like they were listening to us on the radio about her day and then when they. Went into the car, they turned us on the radio. It was part of their morning. have it was just like turning on a friend and just hearing maybe laugh just like you said, maybe laughing a little bit. You know maybe a little information get maybe getting a little insight into something and that was it just a little bit. I was again I. Wasn't there to blow your mind I was just there to kind of guide you until your morning got going wherever it was supposed to get going and I was fortunate enough to do it for for a couple of decades. So if we established whether or not, you were the first Mike or the second Mike on the logo, well, I mean I, listen I. Listen to the way I'll put it. Actually morning radio. ESPN didn't start with Mike and Mike. It started with me and Tony Bruno. We were the first ones to start morning radio in one, thousand, nine, hundred, ninety eight, and then he left the next year or right before two thousand like October of ninety nine, and then we were searching for a new partner and we decided on Greenie right at the beginning of two thousand. So I was the first Mike on the show before became Mike, and Mike so yes I think if you write that down into law that would mean I'd be the first night right I mean would you agree with that? Let it be written. Let it be known. Yeah. How how? How is your? Relationship with greeny these days because obviously there was a lot of stuff written when Mike and Mike ended and you know people were saying they weren't talking. I I never know what's truth and what's what's fiction but how how, what, where do you guys stand now where you know what it did not unwell pretty much. Can I I was was surprised it ended In for the guy that was running espn at that time. John Skipper and greedy want to go to his all thing. Saw Surprise it ended and obviously it's been pretty documented. I didn't like the way it ended. And how it went about, I would say green and we've seen each other since but you know he does the morning show with get up and I do you know was doing the morning show so we would have really no interaction in the morning we always lived far away from one another and outside of even Mike and Mike, we never really hung out. His kids were weren't even born when we started the show. So we never really had a lot in common and I think that's one of the things that helped make Mike and Mike work a little bit was we we were we were so different. So quite honestly the way it ended I we see each other we see to tell us who both were cordial. But that that's pretty much the in all honesty there there really isn't much of a relationship anymore it's a shame but. That's just the way it goes sometimes it's just word is now you know what the future holds but right now that's pretty much where it is. I respect your approach to all this because you know this time around as well. You said that you're kind of blindsided and you found out on twitter right like that. The show was ending what is there a part of you? Then holds a little bit of resentment where you're like, you know I put in years and years and years this company and Greenie. Kind of that end did not well and Greenie went went and got his big radio city, and then this this iteration you find out on twitter, is there a part of you that has resentment or you like I'm I'm blessed I have bigger things. My life is pretty damn good. Well, I mean listen you can I can be very focused on that or you can have a lot of emotions and I mean I'm human. So you for this long and. And I guess it's wrong to expect. Expect is the wrong word there were there were thoughts i. Talk that they weren't sure what they were going to do with the morning Joe. I I've always been for the twenty years air exit my whole life I've been a it to my face guy, let me know buying closed doors whatever I'm not a locker room talk. Tell me what's going on. and. The thought was what we're not sure what we're going to do and I'm like. Well, if you're sure I'm not going to be back and you look into just tell me and they said, well, you know we're not sure what we're GonNa do right now and it was basically one of the media guys writing an article that basically and said, you know it's going to be a different show and I was just like, God I mean just let me know I've had some of the toughest coaches in the world tell me I suck on. Film, you're not going to hurt my feelings right? You know what? I may not like what you. I. Would I hear but I mean just tell me so yes, I did not that did not go well, and in all honesty people that were involved in that decision when I finally did talk to them I let them know how I felt and I've always been a guy that was going to do that and I, didn't talk about that to the meteorite anything I said I'll handle it the way I wanna handle it but then as far as My bitter. I'm a little bummed. It ended that way but then but then re out the reality of it is I was cut twice in the NFL I was cut by the Houston oilers and then I was cutting my last name, the Miami Dolphins and I didn't agree with me being cut both times and I told the coach aperture know what it didn't matter. Right? They didn't care what I had to say that's what they wanted to do. So that's the way I look at it while I wish it would have ended differently. We know what all ends at some point. So it ended this way I wasn't overly happy about it, but I couldn't control that. So I. Looked at it that way you know the ESPN, you know brass decided that they wanted to cut me from the morning show I didn't agree with it. I told him I didn't agree with it. I told him I think it's the wrong, but it doesn't matter what I think. It didn't matter that I said that they were like the coach and they said it's going to be over. So you know you you can't sit there and you know kick rocks and keep your head down. It's like all right. Well, you know I know I'm not done. This is this I'm going to keep going and I'm under contract with ESPN till the end of the year. So I actually. I it's weird. You know a lot of people are like man just sit there and take their money. You know it's the way it works. It's just reality I get paid until the end of the year whether I sit on my ass or what but I didn't WanNa do that I'm like i WanNa do something you know I still want to sit there. So I actually went to them and I said let me Call College Games again. That's what I did when I got out of the NFL is I call college game before I even started doing studio shows radio show and they were like, okay, we'll you do that. Now don't even know how we were going through the whole college shopping. So we'll see how that plays out, and then at the end of the year, we'll see where it goes but yeah, I don't I don't plan on retiring. That's for sure I respected. It's a classy thing and I think it's It's it's a rare today because there's Like we go back to the Internet, the Internet is full drama and I respect the hell out of doing it like you're doing it and face to face and and not spilling t everywhere and telling everyone you know how I feel and not hiding that. You know it's not. It's the way I was brought up quite honestly I'm just kind of thing what my parents taught me and in all honesty it just I just do it because that's the way I learned to do and I hope my kids do it that way as well and I've already seen cases where they do. You know where again listen we're we're all grownups here I mean we we can take criticism that that's one of the things sometimes i. that. People don't think you can take criticism just let's be up man you know we don't always have to agree on everything but let's just know where you stand I've always said that about a coach just tell me where I stand I may not like where you think stand but at least that I know where I stand and I know what I have to work on if I'm going to continue to be on your team, whatever team that is in sports or light. So it's the way I was raised in its way I, try and raise my kids as well and with the relationship that you had with greeny was seventeen eighteen years I believe on the air. Together You know that that's a long time. That's a relationship that's longer than most last at that point. So I was wondering if you had any advice for us because we have a similar dynamic going on where I'm an athlete I work with a big J journalist and so sometimes. Heads over that over WHO's the NERD? WHO'S THE JOCK? Do you have any advice for us about how to keep our relationship fresh over seventeen eighteen years? We would agreeing what we always did and it's so weird because you do talk about it like a couple. It's like it's like me and my wife, we never we never go to bed angry if something happens during that day, you square it out before your head hits the pillow and for green and I, you know we certainly obviously talk show is getting going and you know he was open to bring his family and we knew we didn't want to be kind of a blue type of morning show we were going to do that Disney probably wouldn't really like that anyway but we didn't want to go down that road so You know for green and I was just. Don't take things personal with one another you know for for the run that we had the endings are different thing that was the show. But as far as what you're talking about is as far as partners in the show, we disagreed plenty on Aaron on the show, but we never took it personal with each other. So it's not like ever after show where we disagreed on something that we went. We went on that day. Mad At one another we we realize it was a show. It was opinions and we were stuck with each other's opinions because we come at it from two different sides aside of an athlete inside of a journalist. So there was some disagreement in the way we looked at, but I think that really helped the show but that's what I would say to to anybody starting out. In this or going on like you guys are going just just make sure that you know where your line is between everybody. So you don't cross any personal on air that nobody wants like if if you don't want your kid involved on aired, the other person don't talk about your kid. 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Played College Sons Played College football where do you stand on the big ten canceling their season the PAC twelve canceling their season if my junior was still at Notre Dame right now would you be like? We gotta play the season or would you say, Hey, let's listen to the president and the experts and and you know shut it all down. Well as a parent. My only role would be what I because he's these players don't have a union to to help them. So a lot of the players you know they have their parents to help decide what they WANNA do. I would I would I would have sent both Mike Nj to Notre Dame said, go go there follow their guidelines, and if they cancel the season was nothing I can do about that I don't have a saying neither do would micro jake or neither do these players have saying it but I would send them yes. I would say go and follow the protocols, follow the procedures. You know. Again, trying to tell an eighteen to twenty two year old be smart on campus you know then difficult to do but I. Credit those schools that have had a lot of testing and berry few positive tests. But in all honesty, they could be in the bubble right now much like you see the NBA in Wnba and Emma lesson NHL in a bubble. That's kind of where the colleges were when the athletes went back on campus to work out, they were in the athletic bubble. But now that's GonNa Change if students are allowed on campus all the sudden you're adding. Thousands of students so that game may change a little bit. I would absolutely have set my kids and then they would follow the protocols just have to listen to what was going on. It seemed now again, I'm not in these conversations, but I'm not sure and I'd like to hear from the pack twelve and the big ten why you decided it. Now, what made you had this decision now because it's conference. Play we already know the ACC was already going to push back a week to September twelve. The SEC wasn't start until I think the twenty six. So you can give yourself a little bit more of a runway to see where this is going to go. So in less and I haven't heard I don't know if you guys have heard I have not heard from the pack twelve or big ten. The Commissioners? Why did you feel you need to make the decision now and that give it a little more runway that that would be one of my first questions. Yeah. I don't think that there's an answer that yet I think most conferences find themselves in the position of you know we learn something new every week, and so the longer I can delay this from from starting the more information we're going to have the big ten kind of painted themselves into a corner by saying not only are we not playing but we're also going to spring football. Do you see any logistical way that Spring football can happen? Let me put it this way. The pros who get paid a hell of a lot of money. These are adults. Caesar men would family people that have a union. Their League says two teams playing February. Two teams playing the Super Bowl? Everybody's done before that. So just take the two teams in the Super Bowl, forgetting the teams down at the end of the regular season and losing plants the next time those two teams in the Super Bowl in February put pads on. Is the end of July. So do your math, March April may June July that's five months te for just shooting the even longer for the other thirty teams right Before. They even put pads on again. You're talking about putting kids in pads and I know they do it for Spring Football fifteen practices in spring game, which could be whatever it is. It's not to play against other teams on a season quote unquote. So now they're gonNA play spring season and they're going to play till April maybe May. Hitting another team. So playing full contact football, not a spring game play against other teams. So now you're in the May. You know when they put on pads, the next season August, the beginning of August June July beginning of August a little over two months for student athletes and doing air quotes, student athletes you're giving them two and a half months of recovery time of which in that recovery time you have to start your workouts again after you trying to recover from playing season. So that is a ludicrous thought. To say, Oh yeah. The pros are getting over five months off before they put on pads and you're GonNa do it to college students in two and a half months forgetting even the fact you won't have now people will watch football don't get me wrong. There's the inside of the players side and the players are still gonNA WANNA play 'cause hell when you're eighteen thousand, nine, hundred, twenty, you just want to play ball the ones that you're gonNA. Miss you only have one big player one top player right which why would Justin Fields Trevor Lawrence any big time player? Not playing spring because the NFL is under no guidelines to move their draft back to help out the NFL is going to do what they want to do. Even if they move their draft back, those guys aren't playing so that to me someone answering that question, right the pros get five and a half months off and college your college players, you're given two and a half months off from pad to Pat I. Think they're just giving us false hope and grab the whole thing. I'm okay with false actually in a weird way. Yeah I'm okay with also too I. Think. It sucks to say but. The SEC in the ACC the big twelve. If feels like they're almost false hope where somewhere in mid September they can make the argument where we tried our hardest and we went as far as we could. We went a month longer than the big ten in the in the PAC twelve and we kinda came to the same conclusion I. I. Hope that's not true I hope we can get some college football, but it just feels like them. One thing I. Don't think you're considered Mike is that there's a good possibility that Notre Dame could play on Saint Patrick's Day if the ACC moved everything to the spring and I'm just looking forward to drink in a shitload of beer before that game listen I'm hammered anyway so it doesn't affect me. You know what it is. It's another day that ends in why we're I get to drink beer this time it's green. So I'm cool with it. One thing I have noticed over the years is that you've kind of you've evolved your stance in particular on looking at the NC double a. looking at the whole notion of student athletes, and maybe how there's exploitation there was that was that largely from watching your sons and daughters go through the system or was that something that came about by talking to. Administrators and other people around sports I think it was an evolution of all of that of scene where the game is going. See the money involved in the game certainly seeing my kids now listen I. I I didn't come from a lot of money at all ten in my pocket when I was at Notre Dame I was lucky. But you know we all manage just fine. You know now my kids were fortunate enough to be in a different situation because things were going well for me where I was working to make money for them to to have it. But a lot of kids don't a lot of players don't, and I saw a lot of that as well. Now as as I said, you're right. It has changed a little bit because I had always said, listen we all did it in the eighties they did it in the seventies my brother. Bob. Did it the seventy s people before the net you go there? You get fed there you. Get your meals. You know you get you get a free education and you know only one percent move on to the NFL the rest you have a great education and the first time you get a paycheck none of it has to go back any student loan. So there are positives to that. So you'll right for a while I was like man, they get they get a lot and I do think they still get to you can't just you know discount a scholarship and what it means again for those and after going into the real world, because most are not going into pro sports that you don't have a student. A student assistance to pay up there is something to that. But as you watch it more and more and see the money out there listen if I just thought, okay. Is there a way and the way I like it with the name name image and likeness is you're not taking it because the first thing that worried me because Sydney was a swimmer a lot of her friends are soccer players, Mike Jake's friends were lacrosse players if the schools have to pay all the athletes then you're looking at. The possibility of schools trying to justify the money by saying, we have to cut other sport and those that are sports get cut like my program and Notre Dame was a two years after I left but you're gonNA start cutting track and field and swimming, and Lacrosse, and all that. So name image and likeness that money isn't coming from the school. So they can't cry poor you know a lot of them they couldn't cry for anyway even. If they had to pay players but I didn't want to go down that road where every school had to do it. They legitimately cut some other sports because you know what the swimmers, Lacrosse player the volleyball players soccer players they work just as hard as football players and basketball players just as hard sometimes harder but there's isn't a revenue sport that's that's just the way it is there's doesn't make the money so they're always on the chopping. Block and while I understand that, I'd like to see them in a position for name image likeness how they're not going to get a ton of money. I. Don't know going to be very, very few. Even what once that goes through that will get a ton of money, but it'd be nice to see the trickle down of some people in all the different sports being able to take advantage of. Yeah I have I've one last hard question. For you then I then I'll wrap up with an easy one. So your your son, Michael Junior who we consider a friend I think is is very talented but obviously people on the outside are going to say nepotism and say he got a job because dad what what advice do you give to him in that situation knowing that he's he's good on his own merit, but he has to prove himself even more because of his last name. Is. Actually yes. So And listen don't want the biggest mistake I made. Once we both work for the same company is when we have two trips for flights for a company, I never should have given my same name we get screwed up all the time. You Know 'cause I. We've been fortunate up to fly first class and sometimes he'll get it and I won't, and that's just not accept no don. But to answer that question, he is so smart and he understands he knows he got his shop because of the Navy understands that and he knows because of that that he has to prove himself and the one thing I like people to understand is. If he wasn't good on the air, there weren't going to keep on the air because what it can do and I'll make a bigger reference here it gets you a chance. Yeah, and then what do you make that chance? If you're not good, then you're not going to continue with that chance it doesn't work that way. So Mike has been great because he disarms it. He's like me very self deprecating and he will admit it or if somebody comes after him, he will be self deprecating about. It and what that does it just kinda disarms everybody like well okay. He's Kinda ripped himself. So I guess there's no reason I for me to really read from anymore, and here's the way I look at it as well. You know just let's just take our school Notre Dame, take anybody's college. When you graduate college, you have you have a kind of a network of people who work in the real world from that graduated from from college. You know I'll just take notre dame if not named. Is trying to get a job. They'll put them in touch with maybe a Notre Dame Grad who works in that field and a lot of time, and we know this is how it works that student that graduating student. They may get a break because it's notre dame alum working in this job that gives them a job correct. I mean all classroom just show the class ring baby it happened. So what it? Does, it gives them an opportunity because they were notre. Dame Grad in their know someone from Notre Dame in a business. So they get a chance and this is true Fr. Pick a school name a school for the alumni to help out for those people to get a job, and then they have a chance and then if you perform the job, you keep it if you don't, then you don't so i. Fully admit he got his chance sooner rather than later because of the last name and it was up to him to make the most of those pressure on import and he knew he had to deal with it. I think he deals with a well and I think he does a great job. He speaks better than I do and he's smarter than I am but I'm his dad so people are going to say. Well, your father you're GonNa say that but looking at it as a person in the industry, he's really good at what he does. So that's GONNA take care of itself although always be the people out. There are going to say you got it because of that and he'll be the first one to say Yep I. Try I did and I knew I had to make the most of it to try and keep. Keep my job. Yeah. I also like how when they first introduced him at espn they they made them earn a little bit. They put them on it like I. Don't know they locked them in a room with Stugatz, at two am every morning or something like that which I mean there for the grace of, God, go I but it was it was a situation where he wasn't like immediately put into primetime or anything like that. So it was like, okay you can make these overnight time slots. Work then eventually will bump you up and he cut his teeth that way he had four to six. He went it was first and last before Jason, Fitz took it over. Mike. The first last and then he would do the first hour of our show and then that eventually led to all four hours on our show and Jason Fitz Dune first and last so you're right had to cut his teeth doing that he actually before I even did that is first Gig, he went on with the. Sunday, after Sunday morning. Fantasy football guys field yates is of the world in the world and Matthew Berries of the wrong he would be on for four hours with those guys on Sunday morning. He did that for a while before I even got the four to six GIG and started that, and then probably I mean you guys know l. you'll know when I say Benny did that frigging show on Sunday. Morning with stugatz dollar Sud Sue Gotcha smattering saw I'm like Oh my God. What am I doing here? What what direction is he gonNA go out so I decided to. Kind of put my blinders on a close my on that one. But stews been great format. They had a lot of fun doing that. I think they're going gonNA actually start that up again because podcast of the world how that's what I'm doing now with my family, we do our sorry in advance golic family podcast work were you know there's so many bleeps in it because of my daughter Sydney my God it's unbelievable but it's a lot of fun to get the family together and just gotTa talk about life. Yes. So I want to ask about the. Transition from Greenie to trae. So did you have to like forget every Harry met sally quote and kind of update your brain to just start thinking in terms of anchorman and step brothers and Will Ferrell movie to understand the references? Yes. It was very different because green and I literally. Sat. Down and when as I said, we were auditioning there were thirteen people that were up to be my co-host after twenty zero and Greenie was not one of them. Greenie was just filling in for a day or two until the next quote unquote candidate sat down. But greening I just click chemistry. Wise really. Well, you know the the Nerd, the athlete you know we Kinda we kinda played that game and it turned out working real well now with trae now. So that's a first time greeting I even net was when he sat down and did that. Show we did one or two more, and then all of a sudden we were doing a show together and we had we didn't even barely knew one another train I had no had known each other since two thousand and three because after I I started out with mark. Malone. Sean Salisbury Narrow. It was NFL tonight then and then Malone left and then eventually trae took over it was nfl live I was doing college football games, Mike and Mike and nfl live and trey was always for years and trailing five minutes from me in Connecticut Oh various. Oh. Yeah okay. Well play yes. Yes. Yes. I do see bears. So we knew each other so we had a relationship and we we were more more like personality wise and you're right. It was different being an. Anchor as opposed to Greenie more the journal journalists what was different in the fact that train I knew each other for so many years before we even started Dubai's explanation about the bear. Oh, that was that was that day not an old picture I. Think he said that it was an old picture that bear came to his porch. He didn't make that. He says he didn't mean for people to interpret the picture of the bear that he put up as like this is the bear that I just saw he just found a picture of a bear. I have seen bears on his property because where his house says, I've been doing house whereas woods are I have seen bears is seen his dogs by the bear. So if and now that particular I don't know if that was but I had seen bears on his property. Yes. Okay. Okay. I'm still dubious to the bear claims. Yeah. I, I think a people. Just is one of those things I, just let lay with trae well. trae gets to smoke in his weed and all that stuff. Yeah. Track aware. We let you guys try. Out of yes. Yes. Many Times. All. Right. So I have one last question. It's the Miandi soft question the day go to miandi dot com slash pmt to get fifteen percent off your first purchase. So I when you were doing your last show. Twitter and instagram they were doing flashbacks and and it was really cool to see your whole career but I noticed something. You and I share a similarity in that are wait yoyos drastically. So have you looked back and been like holy. Shit like I'm fat I'm skinny I'm fat I'm screaming I'm never really skinny but like you're I mean it, it's it's crazy to see it. How what's your secret to always putting the weight back on? Well first, and foremost I remember one of the few times ago I saw you guys you guys were both walking around with Bickham frigging jugs of water. You guys are doing some crazy thing. Yeah Yeah nutritionist. US pisses fat. You're gallon jugs of water. Walk out drinking. Listen I was a bad ass. There was no doubt about it. I finish playing thirty, one, thirty, two years old I was three hundred pounds and our father was in decent shape. And I would say and I hated working out when I was done, I stopped working out but I kept eating and two years later, I literally walked out of the shower caught. My Winston Amira now is like what I looked like Vanilla milkshake it was disgusting. I was like three hundred, fifteen sloppy pounds and I'm alright. Just help I got I got to loose weight. So I got down into the to ninety s and then I was in my early forties and Mike and Mike was obviously going on and I was diagnosed as a type two diabetic and my dad was as well. So it didn't overly shock me being the size I. Wasn't it was in my family. So I'm like, all right I know I got to lose weight March I got down into the sixties when I jumped to the eighties in the sixties I said I gotta I gotTa really get serious about it. So I did and through the help of my wife without question. I mean the biggest thing and I'm sure you go through it as well as snacking. She got all the Bullshit Jackson the house. So it was more clean eating and unlike to thirty five to forty now and I'm like my high school weight and I feel great I've had twelve surgeries total but I've had stem cell on my knee and shoulders to where I can now run and lift toge- I. Feel like I'm in great shape and the good thing is because of the Yo Yo, Yo right is I've held this wait for about five years now at about two thirty, five to forty. So I feel really good. But I was certainly big bone though is that what the term? LAFI. It's glad to be able to be when you're when you're at your lightest looking back at pictures and being like, Oh look at that fat ass it sucks I'll. At one of your heaviest but you can look back and be like, Oh that was when I was doing well on my Diet Holy Shit how far What happened what what what I did is we look. and. You're right. There were so many pictures out of memories and stuff I would look at my wife I said, why wouldn't you tell me what? I was. I mean you live with me every day she goes I didn't think you were that big I, can me? Don't away from exploding I mean say sup to me you know. So. I like I said, I, feel I feel rate now come I eat I probably eat eighty five good ten, fifteen bad. Listen I still love my sweets I still love my beer but I just do it a little more moderation to try to try and keep it Diane I wanNA deal well, with type two diabetes you know be around for a while to aggravate my kids because that's my job. You're snapping. That's GONNA be tough. Maybe tweeting out snacking. That's one for you I talk. I'm in I'm in the torture chamber. Now of of my son is now eating like real food. So it's just like here Goldfish for you ten for me and leftovers now, your world of leftover. Yeah you're and see I'm I'm out of that spot now because when I was in that spot, it's exactly right. You know if I had a snack, it wasn't one peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich it was to wasn't one bowl of cereal. It was too I. Mean for God's sake when I was feeding my kids, the High Napoli Delight, it was called the baby food should I was eating the head it was so good. So yeah, you're in a bad spot it takes way more disciplined something I don't think you have at all. No to be able to do I'm sorry I'm sorry lobby up again listen I when I get down I, know that it's just a ticking time bomb until I get back so we'll. Just try to delayed as long as possible. This. This has been awesome. We really appreciate you joining us. You're welcome anytime. So listen I I love you guys I respect the hell out of you guys I love what you do so and Yeah anytime you want man I'm looking. I get by going somewhere now look now. What you need to start, doing his writing them down, and then maybe like once a month, we'll just have you just rattled them off and then will be even funnier if it's like you know you're like I think. These, this blazers team is probably GonNa win the title and they don't even make the playoffs so we can do retroviral tapes. I was told there'd be no writing one colleges over I'm done writing. Sorry. Doesn't happen anymore. Yeah. Well. Thank you very much for joining us. Last question over the course of those twenty years you were on the radio. This is ongoing saga. As I mentioned I was a listener. It was a frequent listener. How many times did you wash your Coffee Cup? Oh. While I probably. I'll be honest. I probably took it home. Three times to actually run through the actual dishwasher. Than that, I would just rinse it out with water and just leave it on my desk. Sometimes, I would even rents it out with water. So twenty two years and probably got putting the dishwasher three time. Cisco No. If it's coffee it adds to the seasoning of the ceramic doesn't really do any harm is also one of those guys that I'm not afraid to eat some some dirt or some germs I. Think it helps my I agree I agree with that well, Mike, Thank you so much give our best to the rest of the family. We love the goal extend. We'll hopefully talk soon john thanks guys. That any of you might go brought to you by simply safe. Here's the thing about home security companies that they don't tell you most will trap you in with high prices, tricky contact tracks and lousy customer support. So whether ton of. There's only one no brainer that is simply safe. They've got everything you need to protect your home none. The drawbacks of traditional home security you'll of the worst part about getting a home security system is inviting strangers into your house to install that doesn't feel very safe to me. 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We're GONNA have Joey Molinaro in here for a second for do are in a second to roasts quickly just go through. Phillies List I. Actually only wanted to talk about one thing on Billy's list. Stevo duct tape and self to billboard in. Los. Angeles. Cool. But no I wanted to talk about number seven on Billy's lists billy now is running out of topics he. He copy and pasted an ad. That says sideline reporters more interesting to the game. It's just chicks ass Yeah I put those it's an asset. That I put one of those ads, not like one of those click beatty throw you do every list. Wow I. Guess that says a lot about me that I didn't notice those. Exactly I am I am follow. Don't put a whole list. Yeah. All right. So out. Pretty Awesome also see Brooks. Said, he regrets some of his let me read this Brook said I honestly was struggling coming down the end of the third round. I was well back and I saw DJ ninety. Seven I was focused on Dustin I had no idea who is eighty eight, my minus eight or with me at seven to be honest when I'm looking at leaderboard I'm never looking who is behind me. You're tied with me. I only look ahead I view myself going forward no matter what. Part of it that's what I was trying to say that I didn't know who's on the leaderboard. The point because I hadn't looked just genuinely didn't know the guys at eight and seven see this is where we said people. are going to go after our Guy Brooks Brooks. He's focused who's in front of him he's not there to finish second. seaters man there sits sick I think some of the cocky stuff comes from because I always think can win I truly believe it and you know what? I this is an Asterix Major Championship there. No fans in attendance. I. Think Brooks feeds off that crowd energy. Yes. Most guys the moment gets too big for him. So this is Brooks's plan with a four-stroke Handicap one-stroke per round when he nut out an eagle. Yeah, and instead settled for a Birdie it sucks there's no fans to entertain. He's a golfer. It sucks that people are are going to hate him but we know the real truth and then also did you make this chart? Read it. Okay. I was going to give you credit because Jason Derulo thought cats would change the world and then there's a chart that says release of cats movie and then it goes down and says things going to ship December twenty, nineteen, twenty, nineteen. So yeah, everything went to ship. Shit. Damn okay. That sucks. Okay. We're GONNA. Finish up the show the week with first time on the show our friend Joy Molinaro. The fantasy fuck boy come to real life. But no if you don't follow him, he is hilarious. He's been at Barstool now for I don't know like three or four months four months five months. Yeah. Pretty much right when Shit went to Shit. Yes. That's when you signed He's based out of Indianapolis but he's here in New York. This week is going to be year often in the fall. Very, very very, very funny. So go fall and he's also got couple Joey. They comes out on Monday mornings possibly in half coming up. Yeah. Okay. So everyone listened to that. So we're GONNA have Joey does unbelievable impressions. We had People Roast us as Colin Coward analogies. And give it a shot. If it's weird, you can just start going back to your regular voice but I think this'll be good. Okay. Thanks McCaffrey incher. Well. This is the heard PF. T looks like a God combined with every guy was ever sat. On. A college lawn playing guitar and brought their hotness score down by four. That's pretty good. A fake tough guy claims twitch comments don't affect them as he consistently plays into their hands and the Non Dad cracks wave away what the fuck is this. Yeah. They don't always they right like Hank. The. KRIMMER is always bad on those. As, doing purpose. Look back not a lot of punctuation going that actually make sense. So, maybe hang actually genius and it's just that everything. Yes to read is bad I'll. Grant edited these before signing to you. Okay. So so you can just finish regular. Okay. Okay. A fake. Because I don't know what's a fake tough guy claims which comments don't affect him as he consistently plays into their hands and the Non Dad cracks dad jokes which only get sympathy laughs from. That's PF. Bully because he didn't get it. Yeah. Reggie. No I'm I'm the fake tough guy, you're not. By twin. If he's the Non Daddy makes dad you're the guy that doesn't get jokes don't make sense right? Cheese about the Non Dad Dad jokes This. Two guys with failed. First Careers Converse with the Internet adopt an illiterate college dropout billy. Darren rebel a steroid using Oh eight nine. Oh No, that's not billy. That's Hank. That's Hank Hank is the illiterate college dropout. Billy is a steroid using d three special teams player and a colorless cameraman. Liam. And they fight against ghost, they try to make up new content during lockdown weather. Fans only say they aren't as good as they used to be. Yup. It is interesting though that like you have to specify in the future over which alliterate person on the podcasts many there are many. Let me start with this most Melissa Ethridge. After you guys know her and fat Leonard Gamble away their seven hundred, fifty, thousand dollar podcast checks while their least favourite wide receiver asked them to tell them about the rabbits. You. As mice and men joke. You're the tall stupid. Challenged, Guy also one day journey also hold on journals they're also if hank shaved, he looked like a Bob's burgers character. Baas. Burgers Fox this network. Good. Dad, who drink too much slimfast began and a crystal meth addicted kid rock pursue their dream. Oh wait that's on me. That's on me the. Crystal Meth Addict Kid Rock. Is Redundant. Sat to say exactly so we can say, Kid Rock Pursue their dream of playing dungeons and dragons instead of talking about football. Not, enough a lot a lot of football going on right now. How Okay How, about this one PF tea where's PF fifty? Sorry. I couldn't see him behind that five, seven grain of rice. Also A. Warmer here for you guys I. Feel like I say Hank outside every local meeting. T. Pfc looks like a hung over sorority girl from a bottom tier house. In big cat. You know big big cats mustache just shave the stash. You'll never be Mike Ditka. Okay. Okay. And then the last one here based off of big cats inferiority complex PF, Al Bet his dick is the same length as Billy's College football highlights Oh, toz ricochet shot that what sideways on you? play no. That was fantastic. Joey hold on hold on. Don't think I was GONNA. Attic semi one more and I can do I. Can do like coach Oh. Sorry to hear. One wanted coach. Oh. Yeah. Sorry. Where we say no. Say. How is How's the first six months of partial bet it's been great man I like being in the office better than just like working from my apartment like a you know schmuck just like all my own. Yeah. But you know you get the family he got cast. Three cats. You're bordering on becoming crazy cat. Oh, not bordering it. Oh. He's there. He's a cat guy three hat. Yeah you're. But if you get one more than you're crazy has a tattoo of his cat. Crazy cat guy you have tattoo tattoo of representing all three representing all three billion has some say but I'll just speak. Just. His cats and they're actually. kind of cool. Also, their Alpha Cat, they're marlins got one that is a definite Alpha cat. Yeah and then ones just a bitch but RIMI big advocate. Okay. I doesn't my intro video I was like I'm ready for big cat to meet my Lucas. Yes. My favorite thing is never a cat person is like gonna Cap, but it's so cool is busy dog. It's like wool. I could just get a dog. Yeah. You never have to teach your cat how shit or where Shit. Or. PISS. Yes. It's true. You literally set it up and then they just magically no, it's. It's insane. You're right in your defense. You're right. It did take like I don't know two days for me to have to teach. Do. It was two days of my life. Do Do have the death star basically in my fucking you don't know you're not star wars guy. So yeah but is that. What. Do you? What do you mean? You have the death star I have the death star version of a litterbox. Like literally it works on its own. I'm flipping because you've. You've owned the cat guy things so much being like. Three cats and Star Wars I'm back on your side. Thank you. Okay. Become on with the cat guy gotta love it. Here we go with the last one. Five Glitzy Guzzles US incomprehensible behavioral to land mega star guest and mold the youth of America de. I will save Monday. Guys Billy. Thoughts lately. First thing. Is. We had that comic new mess football coach about how morning loss football can really hard. Let me tell you. There's a time in every football guys light. Where becomes a football game? Where football is the only constant? In their life. That's true Greensboro. When everything around you? Is Hectic phrases stressful. Football. Is the only constant. I think also football guys got. In with this. The only thing look forward during full games. streaking pre workout. Video Games. Working. and. I would like to give you permission. Get absolutely bombed and how much. They're all the Senate. They're all the same game the last hand. There's no more books keeps cutting. Run I. Take it about up the fact that a proposes anymore billy just talk about. The animals. Semblance. Will next week come with something. Right something dynasty giant Crocodilian species that lived in North America Circus. He's filed numerous go. Big giant alligator. Yes. If he doesn't love you anymore. 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Bill Burr, Arian Foster, And Space

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Bill Burr, Arian Foster, And Space

"In as part of my take, we have bill burr great interview with Bill Burr. We talk about his new movie. King of Staten Island catch up with him about a sports world always great to talk to Bill Burr. We also have our good for an Arian foster on talking about real issues. What is happening in America in the past week? So if you don't want to have your pardon, my take get real. You can skip it. We have no fence to us, but we think it was an awesome conversation that might expand your worldview billy football. That's the opposite. He well. No, he expanded our worldview with some Oh yeah. Monkey tells you. You'RE GONNA. Learn a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff in this. In the course of this podcast we got. WHO's back in the week, so we've got a packed Monday. Show for you. Part of my take is brought to you by the cash APP, not always the easiest place. Send money to your friends. It's the safest. We want everyone to go to the cash APPs. APPS twitch page. Twitch DOT TV. Slash. 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Go download it today and get ball. Okay, let's go. Shin. I'm. Carbon! Welcome to part of my tapers by the cash APP. Go download it right now, and then go subscribed to their twitch channel twitch, dot TV slash cash up. TWITCH DOT TV slash cash after giving away free money every time they go live on twitch. Today is Monday June I made it. We made it. Remember the corona virus sleep in June. Do you remember? Virus feels like it was three months ago. Number Tiger King member it's. Noon? Tiger King Dat was legitimately. I think the I think the idea that Tiger King Halloween costumes. We're going to be all the rage. His that ship has sailed tire king feels like it was ten years, but he thinks tiger king away from Halloween costumes banks John be no, we're not going to become an outer banks podcast finished the episode. Finish the season. We're not doing this again. I can't wait for season two. We're not doing the left. He left it wide open. Tiger Tiger King is they put a question mark at all? Wide, open for season two. Maybe that's such. A great feat of of cinematic moviemaking is when they put a question mark after the end. Records I hope there's. Seizes the stupid fucking show. Yeah, but. We made it. It's June. I don't know what we made smarts every month march ninety I know every new month, though does feel like an accomplishment. 'CAUSE we're basically getting through. The calendar is a fucking slog. It's not like you know. We're looking forward to anything you know when you usually sitting there like Oh, I can't wait for this this and this and you just get excited. There is nothing to look forward to zero things about this spring as a conditioning test for your brain. Yeah, this is a challenge for all of us. Okay like we're in wind sprint number probably forty out of fifty five I've had my hands on my head. Yeah, knows wrong. We've more guests. That was such a mind fuck when that came out when they when they said that it doesn't make a difference. If you're tired to put your hands on your head as opposed Sunnis I still believe if you have your hands on your, it's a sign of weakness and I will exploit you I also. Don't buy any of. I'll call it a clarify it because I know science is very important right now when we actually are find the coronavirus, so clarified as business insider video science. That's what the science that I'm talking about whenever that science comes out I call bullshit, the science that basically says. Every six months they'll say studies show that people who drink six cups of coffee a day. Live to one hundred plus your studies show red meat's actually not bad for you, and then six months go past that they're like studies show people who eat too much red meat diet forty from heart condition. Well, IT GOES BACK to the headline writers trying to get as much engagement on their tweets as possible so business insiders, the King of doing something like studies. Show that if you drink A. A pint of whiskey a week you live longer and then everyone's like looks like I'm GonNa be alright. And then they replied to that with check out this cool new boat car concept boat car, the costs forty million dollars. That's never going to be production or anything like that, but hey, it's cool, isn't it? One of my favorites that used to circulate every now and again it was kind of like the drew brees broken legs in a car accident story. Though just pop up occasionally was. If studies show that women who consume semen have fifty percent decrease in likelihood of breast cancer own. Then all the Fellas just hop on the group chat immediately. Hell. Yeah, yes, or twitter I guess business insiders the one twitter place. It's still just going now. Rex Chapman is found a way to adjust in today's Times yes was finding new viral videos to steal of somebody getting run over. Yeah, yeah, blocker charge well. It's kind serious this time, REX! What Bob Lee did a better than REX Chapman did when it was the whole Lebron James. Steve Kerr China thing, and he just wrote block charged for the Tournament Square Picture Dude in front of the tank. Yeah, so. Yeah we're we're basically. We're just getting through through calendar. Where were here were June first? We have a great show for taking mental reps for sports right now. Lord we got this, so we have a great show for you. We have bill burr coming up awesome interview with him new movie coming out King of Staten. Island that was we both loved. Then we have Arian foster on for about forty five plus talking about everything that's happened last week. A serious tone, serious conversation, but I think for. For those the kin maybe put. They're like. Hey, maybe we'll talk about some heart issues aside for a second. They'll actually enjoy it. Does the camp no big deal? Just skip it. That's fine. Go ahead. It's fine with me if you billy but I. I'm not even saying that this is a political thing that we're discussing. Because it's now, it's not political. It's explaining your view. If you're anti-trump and you think Joe Biden is going to save you from everything. That's happened in your fucking delusional. It's not political. In the sense of like, we're not sitting down talking about politics. It's a fascinating conversation and I learned a lot. I learned something. It's amazing when you listen to other people. Talk you learn new things about them, so try out yourself. He was shot and I would love to hear from just one person who who doesn't like Erin Foster doesn't like that we're getting serious and listened to it and actually enjoy maybe learned something. Just tweet us to let us know that we're still human beings. Because all we ask can I. Just make a point of order about the protesters. One thing that I've noticed here. The guys wearing Hawaiian shirts. Apparently. This has become like a race war. White supremacists thing to wear Hawaiian shirts pineapples. Fuck you for you will not take I'm reclaiming Hawaiian shirts. It's. Like to party, my entire summer wardrobe to try to get people to look at something other than my supple breasts is to just put like random. You know fruits and tigers in in weird shit. Everyone's seen the shirts. I wear I wear those not because I think they're fashionable. I wear them because the more you have going on your shirt, the less people notice your in your tits. Oh, I wear them because fashionable. Yeah, it's like I truly by. Fashion I, my I'm wearing. Track them as a fucking circle chain. Yes, you're. Right mine is minus peacocking. I was I was hanging up all my clothes in my closet the other day I was taking them out of boxes in a realize that about ninety percent of shirts that own with buttons on them are Hawaiian shirts, so I will not allow the Hawaiian shirt to be co opted by. They, they took milk from us. They took wearing comfortable new balances from laying the look at my finger. My The Circle Taste Circle Gainer game I mean that was. That's an all time game and it's gone forever. You can take my Hawaiian shirt for my red sweaty meiteis stain chest. It's not going to happen, so yeah. The world's falling apart, but we're still. We're still powering through we have. Again great show and great shows coming up. What's do even have any update on anything I mean it's they're just basically hanging out. Every league is like what is weight and keep waiting. Quick Update on Korean baseball still going dino stone place awesome I washed the. And I was wrong. Thank you pronounce correctly. I was wrong about the crowd. Oh that isn't update. Yes, it, it works. It was good. Yeah, it wanted. Notice it at all, and if you, if you have like a DJ or someone who are like a sound mixer, an official sound mixer, it will work, so I'm all for doing the sound for watching these games. It probably won't have fans in it. They also had some league like. maybe it's Netherlands had huge led video boards with zoom. Fans like people live watching. It was Kinda cool. That is cool I would dead at Talking Watch at Zoom into a game. That to Sean Jackson said that every player should be miked up. Yeah. That would be awesome. It would be awesome but Roger. Goodell is not going to go for it and neither are any the Roger Goodell denied Dave. Oh, yes. Children Roger Dill in the NFL decided the first time in the history of the NFL. They did a background check was. Too. That they could not accept two hundred fifty thousand dollars a charity. But unbelievable, but but also expected silver lining. It's to go to Marlins right house. Man came in second place in the bidding. Back. To take along a friend or family member. Are you talking about a mermaid? No I'm talking about your mom. Your family member Oh. He's GonNa Take No. Maybe you're Internet's Stepson Oh interesting. I duNno Marlins made. If you're out there, let us know the. Classic Goodell like well. Let's just not going to do. The background check Dave is not been convicted of anything. He got You know detained at the rest we like those charters are gone. They're not to charge. Oh yeah, the other. Interesting, yes, you did get punched it. Yes, but those are expert, so their background check was like Oh. Yeah, this guy. We can't let him in background. CHECK COMPLETE I hope. They actually spent money on a background check I look up their own file from what I've heard. There was a dossier that was put together. Yeah, so somebody behind the scenes. Let me know that the NFL requested dot of everything. Dave's done and it's it's very funny to me that like potentially the two top bidders on spending an evening and Roger Goodell's man cave are going to have their bids revoked because their security threats. There's actually a conspiracy theory going on now that. We goodell works for Barstool because he continually plays into our hands up, and I actually am starting to buy it now. I'm starting to think that it's not so far off to Roger Goodell's on barstools payroll deliberately to play the he'll and never ever ever just do one cool thing. He is the ultimate suit man. It's crazy. Think about this Darren. Rebel, the robot, who by the way that was awesome, when like the world falling apart, he's like you know how crazy the world's gotten Nike Adidas just retweeted night. So on number where you were. Unbelievable but Darren rebel figured out eight years ago. That is you play along, and maybe every now and then be the butt of the joke. You can probably in grace yourself ingratiate yourself our fence. When he played me one on one in las eleven nothing. Darren rebel figure that out Roger Goodell, not only can he not figure it out? Put No one around. Him has been able to figure it out that if he just played ball once, he probably would take like. I don't know seventy five percent of the piss out of this. I don't think that he could have played it worse. No like the way that he said it's just in win on nine when we pay him. Yeah, that's fine. You must pay them. We must pay him. Yeah shutout Roger. Goodell, but if Marlins, man does want a guest in cry, will tagline although do I have a dossier 'cause I had been arrested. Not really been arrested. Here's the problem is even if I wasn't technically arrested. I've said that. I've been arrested by times. Where the hell are these guys records? He keeps saying he's been arrested. We can't find him sending him on a wild goose chase looking for all the records of me being apprehended, that would be great, though if it would be bad for me actually if I passed a background. Check to go hang out with Roger Goodell. Because then it would mean you didn't meet I'm not mad. Yes. You can't take that risk, so you need to. Just go get arrested right now. Okay I can do that. Goes go egg Roger Goodell's. How much cut the tag off a pillow right in the middle of Fifth Avenue. All right. Let's get to WHO's back the week. Clues back. The week is brought to you by our friends at body armor. I love body armor. It's delicious. It's finally unofficially summer. The weather is warming up and that means it's time to stay hydrated with our favorite sports drink body armor body armor has no artificial sweeteners, flavors or dies. Is Potassium packed in full of electrolytes with all things you need to help? 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Little Little Joke on the Times that is now the third most popular tweet of all time all time we shit, and the two ahead of them are Obama now? Oh, wasn't Ellen selfie member. Ellen Selfie with Kevin is that we don't talk about it anymore? That one aged was in that picture. Jeffrey Epstein Bradley Cooper. Someone's money hours like Oh my God. It's like what's can. Likes tweet of all time? Okay, okay, okay. How many likes three point one million damn? That's like a tenth of the United States like just tweet. I, I actually is good tweet. was. The Guy. WHO NOT I mean? Yeah what? The better one, though well. We objectively the. Was The guy who said James. Harden has to be so confused that a rocket just successful in late May. owned, that's big. Time owned big time. ownersh Sharon Andy Andy Animal Nakas Yeah. great TV back in the day is at an extra so so when people didn't realize that he had like whatever he wasn't sixteen. Yeah, right before people realize that thing know it's still funny though this show, so I was a moment where like? Their specific moments in time that you just can never get back like when. It'll school that. My middle school was like in in shambles when we found that news when Ali G. People didn't know that like weren't in on the joke whatsoever, and he was just it was so raw and so new that Kinda shit off. The best much older was andy than he was letting us like thirty all saying what He. Wasn't saying wasn't fitting. Huge, just acting acting. y'All this shit. Oh? This guy's twenty eight like me and my me and my middle school friends like he's one of us like look at this kid. He's a superstar always thought he was just like Tom Green with a head injury. I Oh, I remember watching him thinking. He was my age, and then being like Oh no, he's twenty eight. Yeah, he's. He's forty four today. And he said chugging away on twitter. He was doing. Yeah, he was doing his big stuff I think he became huge in like two, thousand, three, two, thousand four, so that would make him that was yeah, he was like twenty eight. House twelfth I don't think. Whatever I get it I understand. He was old I'm a book my hoops back. Sandy congrats Sandy. My who's back week is anonymous. Anonymous careful hacker will I'm going to say very nice things about anonymous? The Hacker Nice people contingent because I am terrified of them and if you saw the video, I'm terrified for good reason. It was so bad ass. The I was wearing the Guy Fawkes mask and he was standing in front of a digital background with Green Code that was flashing on his face and he was talking in A. A. Computer Voice saying we warned you we have returned. We Are Legion. You're anonymous and I'm fucking terrified, so I'm terrified to, but whenever I see a video like that I just think of like when I'm making a video and I get like interrupted like what I'm trying to do. The Joe Buck, big head, picture or something just thinking of anonymous like anonymous. His wife walked in and was like hey. Do. You need the car today. What the fuck I'm doing the video a making my threats. Yeah, copay like give me a second. He's doing. He's staring straight into the camera and his kid walks in the door and background like that BBC Anchor Desserts walking around. You ruined the shot. Remember why? I mean the reaction. Going back was so funny. I couldn't remember why he disappeared. Anonymous isn't one person Hank yeah, anonymous. But. So terrified. Back with. I mean they came back with a bang? They wear the mask. Anyone could be a non right, but. I could be maybe I. Don't think I'm good enough with computers. Non Asleep. What is, C, plus to. Run do what do they do it? On a Microsoft, word or some point He's just doing everything on powerpoint to get us. Know what it is off Dave gettleman computer folks. All three on a little bit, a little bit suited and I had a memorial thought anonymous and spooky goes for the same person. I was like anonymous back the fabulous go. To the fabulous. Person Yeah so anonymous backing I'm scared I. This is one of those situations kind of like how I like to align myself with robots. That will one day take over all of us. I'm letting anonymous. No, whatever you need for me, I gotcha. Just let me know I'll help you out. My other. Whom Speck of the week is the Super Volcano we call? This is also a not to Brag, but we call this on last week's show I think we said after the murder. Hornet Hullaballoo. We're like we're overdue for an article. Telling us that the super volcano near stone overdue. That's the ultimate fear. Porn article comes out once every other week. It feels like there's a big one that came out yesterday. And yes, we're all fucked. Entirely United States is going to get blown up by volcano. Not Scared. I also think that this. This is opera. Some people see crisis here. I, see opportunity because when I see that the entire United States is going to get destroyed by Super Volcano. I think to myself what would go in my bag. That I have somewhere in my house. My break glass in case of emergency bag when I hear that we're all about to get destroyed him. Next thirty minutes. I won't have a bag filled with cool shit. That I WANNA do like one last time before I die like my favorite things are just things that would be great. With you know because you're GONNA die like it's the I've accepted I'm going to die badge. I wouldn't ask Molly. How do I spend my last? I think it would be molly are let everyone know you play guitar. I think it'd be molly I think it would be. I'd probably have a chick-fil-a sandwich. They're like get one less tree honey butter. Yeah and also have a microwave. I mean. I, I guess I'm asking what we're going your bag. I would probably have a cigarette. Bag. A three eleven in largest show whatever whatever book I'm reading. You read a book. Go out reading. You're like oh! I live. Read or do i. Read Live what you also have washed or prewashed oreos. You have to think of that circumstance if your body is covered in ashes like that dude in Pompeii. Would you wanna be doing in your last post? Because the masturbating men is always going to be known as the guy that was jacking off when the volcano? Be Sitting there to sit just he died how he lived Chilin playing video gas. Wow, his spines really fucked up. He must have been sitting for a long tearing up a fifty fifty raffle ticket. What we'd never seen a human skeleton like this. Yeah, I, think I think heroin, heroin and chick-fil-a would be my my go-to if I had like thirty minutes left. chick-fil-a sandwich snow would just be sitting there for like the last five years I went every day. We just in case this case, the super volcanoes coming. My. Whose back is Elon Musk big time back I think what people were talking about him being the greatest human being ever or they, they were saying some people were saying well. There was a big thing of. He's the greatest American ever duties from South Africa and then. Some people were saying like I'm so happy to be alive during the time of Elon Musk already did it i. don't get what we did. That still haven't done in a while. Who Cares? We went to dispose for less money. Also been like the audio is so fucked up on. The launch pissed me off so bad. Did you see that? I didn't I didn't tune in I was like Oh, the watching a rocky really were that big of a hitter you don't. Don't. I think it's cool I think it's cool that we've done it one hundred thousand times already. We have not though Hank we how we've been on the moon twenty. Much fifteen are these guys go to the moon? No, okay, so we times we been in space. We've been to the moon twenty plus more time. Mario Rivera has gotten hit. In the sixties, right technology is advanced a long way, but we. To the moon, we stopped going back to the moon. This here's. WE'RE NOT GONNA learn anything I. WE ARE NOT GOING to learn anything new from Ilan must've first time. For him to pat himself on the back and be like cool. It's the first time going. Without the help of Nazi scientists yeah, it's also. It's also kind of like. It's all appropriate that the world's falling apart and NASA like helped Elon Musk be like yo dude. When you need to get out of here like we'll help you get outta here like you basically get that motion right? Yeah, you must good dip. He's got his. He called Zuber. So basically. What you're saying Ilan mosque is pulling the old fairs Bueller Day off like I'm GonNa. Take care of this car. He's to bring it right back. I'M GONNA. Take it around for spin around the moon. You guys stock this thing and we'll be good to go and I won't use it I swear to God. We'll just use it for whatever you want to do. In terms of like science and Shit, and then the minute shit really pops off. He's like I'm out. That's why named his kid like a line of computer codes, so he can just act like it's a robot. He's with them. naming the spaceship. Dragging was pretty cool. Hank sure Hank. Are you not impressed by outerspace? Did you grow up wanting to be an astronaut? I'm extremely impressed by outerspace. My question to you guys, though is what are these guys are gonNA. Come back with that. We didn't already know. They probably brought an ant farm up there. They do all sorts of cool experiments. Like there. Always there's always I fall one of the astronauts on twitter. He's always in space tweeting pictures of. That guy so. This. Thing I don't know it. Just I didn't I know who you're talking. I. freaking out about US going to space yesterday and it was like. Cool. It's kind of I. Guess you're to be honest you, hank! You are enlightening me a little. Why am I excited about it I just? I guess I am. But you're not wrong. Like what are we doing with? Someone knows what we've never been to the moon at night. Oh! The fucking. The ship came back down and just. Sat on that platform. That was cool which they also like. They technical errors. They blew up rocket on Friday. Did you see that where the they were? They were showing the platform in the middle of the ocean. Then when away from the broadcasters, players and they went back in the rockaways, just sitting there. Oh! Interest not to be that guy, but well. At least it's not. We think this is a real one. This was not filmed on a sound stage. true true. There was an anchor on CNN. Who has she was like I just love science and what? She start crying really so excited about your science person. It's cool rockets and Shit right. That's IT IF YOU'RE SMART I. Again it, we get it you some new go to a different planet. Yes I agree with that. Okay, let's get to our interviews. Yeah, that's a good point. Why are we going to right now? I think he just. Give it more fuel far away. Mars a lot farther than we think. Has Anybody ever thought about bringing Morris? Toss bring it closer to us. Nine minutes. Laso Mars with magnet. Get on it throat. That's what they do go to. The moon puts on the moon. Get Us Mars then we can get us us. No IT'S A. It's like put Magnusson the moon, but only only only like if I were a positive magnet, put pause on earth positive magnet on the moon. So that way we don't attract, so we then pushed moon away. Then I don't know so. The mood is gone. I think we just gotTa figure out what Mars is made of and then just have magnets that attract that thing got it. Yeah. Okay, all right I'm in all right. Let's Qatari views. We got built Bor Aaron fostering than billy football to end the show before we do that cuts clothing in two thousand sixteen, Stephen Borelli was struggling to find the perfect tee shirt. 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He's on the. I just feel like the blue brings out. Is it does? It's great to have you on longtime friend. You have a new movie coming out. What the actual day of the movie coming out King Staten Island at June, Twelfth June, twelfth very exciting. We watched the movie I, told you. It is awesome and I'm not saying that because a friend I really really enjoyed the movie and I feel like it was a role meant for you. The disgruntled kind of anger problem firefighter. Yes there wasn't not a lot of acting evolved. Playing an angry lunatic who's saying shit in front of kids and women that he shouldn't be saying so now, not a Lotta acting for me, but I will tell you this. Though because you guys always say what you're thinking, you know this is the second. The KFC show on the fact that you guys both like is like Howard. Stern Howard. Stern says he likes something you know. We liked it because he doesn't. He's got. Got To say it so I really appreciate. You know this doesn't feel like He. Just you just bought washing. Be here though no, my test with movies is if I, watch a movie if I am thinking about the movie when I wake up the next day. That means that I really liked him, and this is a movie that I watched on Sunday and I woke up on Monday, and I was still thinking about it. Oh, Nice Yeah. I did I yeah I have a supporting role in its Davidson Mercer Toll May Stephen Shammy. Dom Lombardo dozy? It's just a powerhouse cast And it. We had a great time. John Apple Towel obviously. was the creative force behind. Just you know we shot all asked year. You remember that came I. Think came in and. Your Porno Stash Yup yeah back when people were allowed to go outside and hang out. Yeah, that's that was a great time until five years ago. I was actually going to ask you about that stash. Because the shaved head in the stashes. Quite a look you, you look like a gay, Nazi in this movie and you. You pull it off I. Don't know if that's like a plus mice, but. I I have heard worse. So spot on that like you're. You're like white supremacism at the end. It's like Kevin Spacey at the end of American beauty, and it's like. Oh, he's just been suppressing all his. Other guy. I think that's the sequel I think. pull off the. Out The character, guys don't give it away. I'M NOT GONNA waste. Anything away, this is we still got places to go at this character. It's true what I've always wondered when you have a moustache like that. How how long before you start shooting? Do you grow out the characters hair facial hair? Like how long were you walking around with that thing? I also that's hit mute on this I know how to shut this thing. Let me shut this off only fence. I. I start? We started shooting in June and I stopped shaving in. Like? Second Week of April and I just. I just grew the beard out. Just starting to get like the I looked like a Red Zach Galifianakis remember that one where he shaved to send one of those. Movies they're the the Bachelor Party one. I just came out like that, so we didn't really know what it was gonna look like because I really look like. I just started to look like some Joe. Shit makes like artisan ice cream in Brooklyn in our ed like the shaved head, and then the completely like. You know unkempt beard, and then they just they shaved it off, and I could retail her up, I never tried to grow it like that, but I was very happy. I am site because a lot of people think it's fake so I'm like that's gotta be a good mustache. Yeah knows good stash I. Don't know if you've heard this, but there are some. Oscar buzz around you right now. I, mean I just starting yeah. We've been talking about for saying that. There's Oscar buzz around you. Is that something that you've ever thought of in your life like Bill Burr Academy? Award winning been quarantining too long. No, it's the only movie I've seen in nine months bill. It was really good. That definitely has Oscar. No. You're you're very good in mostly dramatic role in this movie like there were elements of the script. I were obviously funny when you were arguing with Pete and all that stuff, but I actually thought that you did a good job in a pretty serious role overall. Yes. Man as a comedian. It was fun to get an opportunity to play that sort of a thing where you know people see you. They see what you're doing. I think that that's all you can do in. The drama of struck me funny as far as the stereotype that a comedian couldn't play drama. Where if you really listened to a comedian Zach when they talk about their life is a lot of drama. becomes funny when they tell the story, but they lived through all this divorces, breakups and crazy parents, or whatever so i. you know there's been a number of people like. That they finally, let do it so then. I got to do it. Basically so I had one last question about king's Staten Island, and then we can talk about whatever put the one line that really got to me and I'm not going to give anything away here. But you and Pete Davidson have an argument and he. Made Fun of you for betting on the jets and that one hurt me personally because I think that that is actually like the meanest insult you can give. Someone is making fun of their bad bets, and so I don't know if you if you re gambler realizing the moment. How how much that line like really hit when you're when the gloves are off and you're going at someone and you're like. Yeah, but you fucking bet on this team and they suck. You Idiot. That one just was like. Oh, Gut Punch. It hurts on two different levels. If you're an actual fan of the team like I think degenerate gamblers, who still bet on their their home team love the team so much more than you know when they do. Those those fluff pieces on the local news and they show we found the biggest long island islanders fan. I remember that when I was back in the day, showed this family, they had all the trash cans. The beanbags everything said islanders on it, and they got this credit for being the biggest fan. The biggest fan is degenerate gambler. Yes Down decades down to the bookie still cannot better get team still can't lay off his home team. There's a level of. Fan Hood that I think a lot more people need to aspire to especially during these trying times. Yeah, one of these days. Washington generals are going to beat the globetrotters. Right I've got a future on them right? It's going to happen eventually. It'll be laughing at everybody when it does. It's just something about losing a bit and then having someone be like. Yeah, you're an extra idiot for betting on this team it just it's a fucking killer. It's a knockout punch. Yeah I fortunately I never got to crazy with I watched some other people in my life. Get Crazy, so I kinda I dabbled a whatever. I'm more. You know what I did with like gambling more. Did it in house like I? Did a thing, a couple of years with virzy. Paul Bercy. Do this thing. Where every week you had to pick four games bet against the spread, and then at the end of the year. That was every year every week. You put some money in the end. It was the big otter whatever I would do stuff like that because when I found. Losing money to a friend as much as you run into him, he's going to break your balls. He still your friend and he probably by your round. Of Beers just losing it to a complete stranger. Yeah, and just meeting that guy in that fucking parking lot. That's the way it was done back in the day. A guy who. Is Stupid fucking catty whatever it was always so cliche is just like you couldn't look more like a bookie than if you went to like central casting, and they're like what is a bookie drives. What does he look like? They all fucking look the same I just remembered. Yeah. I'm not going to get into the details of that. Some of the people in my life that was kind of cool at the beginning, and then it was not so i. it's true because the I've been in many of those meet up situations, and for some reason in the back of your head. You're always like this guy's a good guy. He'll give me a break and they never give me a break. They never ever give you a break. They're always just like yep thanks for that. I'm going to go. You know pay for my kids braces now. You fucking idiot. Favorite is when they bring along their guy. That's noticeably bigger than them just to be the muscle. If anything goes wrong like it's usually just the guys like friend, his biggest. Okay, you WANNA go for ride music. Sure I'll tag along. They're going to fucking McDonald's drive-thru after except on my on my back, yeah. Did you get to Kiss Marisa Tomei did you watch the movie? I did but I forgot Oh. Yeah! All right, and you and you thought it was a great movie. Yeah, like how it was. And look up thinking about it and you woke up and you couldn't remember it. I was GONNA I don't remember if you I respect women that was. Part of the movie I actually wrote down. How how awesome was it? They got kissed Mersal maybe. My question was Marisa Tomi is awesome. Did you get to kiss her? Yes I did they filmed it? Yeah, Nice. How many times? How many tanks did we do I? Don't I. Don't know this is sort of a weird line of questioning. That's okay. That's where my life your. Feeling how many times have you thought about Kissing Mercer? Tomei, after you kiss, Marisa Tomei. That's a great question. A Lot. Too. I'M NOT GONNA lie to. She's a great kisser. And then also I had anxiety because I had never done that before in a movie I. Never had to play something like that and. I will say the the first time we. Kissed in the movie was outside, you know. Pete nerds house. And what was hilarious? Aside from the camera crew, the neighbors in the house next door like right over her shoulder. They was like five of them sitting on the stoop, just sitting there watching so. Yeah, it was kind of. Weird. Do you think she liked it when you kissed her? Probably not. I imagine someone's kissed her better. Somebody wear sunglasses all the time. afraid to wear Larry Bird shorts shirt thus have. Happened and you didn't get to experience it I. Hope You you start auditioning for movies and you'll get to somebody that you wanted to kiss all right so I have to ask your a huge sports fan. We've talked about it every time you come on. How're you doing without sports? Has It got like I've gone through the transition where it's now? The new normal and I'm like I can't even remember what it's like to look forward to a night full of sports. How are you dealing with it? I am in the same boat as you, but I can't remember what it's like. To Watch a game live because what I've done is I just I've dealt into? NFL history pre super bowls. Who just I find it fascinating that every other sport will count their titles to the beginning of their league. Beginning that the League started right. You know the NFL I. Mean I don't know they they they start. Super Bowl one. Sixty seven, or whatever was the sixty six season, and they just blow off all of these other people. That were part of the inception of the sport and I. Just I think it's fat takes tickets fascinating as a patriots fan that we've won six titles in one hundred years of the League and we're somehow tied. For the most ever In the number is is single digits where every other thing it's like Montreal's got like twenty four years got damn near thirty. At twenty seven celtics got Seventeen Lakers sixteen really at fifteen. If you want to count NBA Times. Everybody in La pets stats But then the Green Bay packers, when like nine or eleven, NFL titles, and then one another four super bowl, so they're the Celtics Lakers whatever you want to say. Yankees Canadians NFL, but for some reason. The steelers and the Patriots are holding that crowd i. just find that I find it weird, because it's not like they didn't absorb other leads. They absorb the all American football concerts You know the felt that they absorbed was also the third league called the AFL, so it's it's sorta weird thing so I wanted to go back and just look at some of that stuff. Are you going back and you're watching games from one thousand nine hundred s, or are you just going back and reading? You can watch like title games like they'll have like sort. Sort of like a press reload or a lot of let game footage, and you'd be surprised the way they talk about Johnny. United Sabah was three yards and a cloud of dust, and then he came and started throwing the ball. It's not the fucking case. Autograph was thrown at all over the field Norm Brand Brooklyn Bobby. Lane, all of these guys. It SORTA looks like the pro game. Don't quite throw his titus spiral, but the best thing that I found was the first African American quarterback that ever started a pro game. Was this guy? Marlin Briscoe. For the Denver Broncos and he they. They wanted to make a wide receiver. It's literally a Denzel movie and he says coach I want the opportunity to try out to be a quarterback. He crushes it. They still stick him like third string. Like nine white guys went down I. Think the even through the place kicker in that a fucking play quarterback. They finally stick the guy in Heathrow's like four touchdowns. He threw three thirty five yards crushes it for the rest of the season next year. They draft a new white dude, and they just give it to him without even letting them try out, and he played the rest of his career as a a wide receiver went to buffalo and stuff, but if you watch Marlin Briscoe highlights. It's insane. You see the modern game it immediately most of nineteen sixty six right up to randall. Cunningham Michael Vick and the way it is now. We just see this guy that it's like. If he doesn't kill what his arm he's. He's going to run. Yeah, like he like eighty, I had an eighty yard. Drive is first time under center. The first drive he had, and then he ran it in the Final v eight one. Of the flicker, the rest were barely looks like he was in. Know. Thirty yards amazing and like also. Terrible story all at the same time right right one thing that always catches my eye. When I'm watching the old football games as the referees always look so much more uncoordinated Corny I'd even say the referees. The corny and they make these weird motions instead of doing like the normal I down. They just look like they're. They're not on the same level as today's refs, they look like. Be Some of the hand signals back then I actually was watching a game the other night. Like fifty one championship game, or something like that and. I noticed in the wide receivers were wide receivers. They were called ends. I like all these football cards shit. I'm like what the fuck is. Flanker end and all of this stuff. There's a lot of shit from back then that they should be talking about how nobody took the kicking game seriously until the Cleveland browns joined the League. And after Paul Brown in autumn, grand and Lou, the toe grows. They played four years of the All American football conference. They won the title all four years and NFL at Mickey Mouse fucking league off yourself and they came in I, the earned the league they won. The title is a major embarrassment. for the NFL and they beat the rams. We used to be the Cleveland Rams and then they went to the championship game from nineteen fifty. To nineteen fifty five six years in a row, fifty, fifty, writing fifty five, and they won three and lost three. And then finally people started crunching numbers going. Why are these is beaten US so bad? And they found out that fifty percent of their games because of the kicking game, and Lou Groza was the first guy that from forty yards out was accurate, and he was a fucking offensive tackle, and he kicked straight on no momentum, it looked like and he could actually hit one from fifty, and that's also when the goal posts was right on the goal line, so you got to. was eight yards into their their fucking territory and this guy could hit. Want Right. I've always thought that if you have a three hundred pound guy kicking a field goal to be worth four, or if you have the guy that scores the touchdown, the point that could be worth to. Something the xfl Shoulda done which I went to one game and I was really disappointed. That what I saw was a bunch of coaches trying to make it to the NFL up rather than they would just call the same thing and they had that thing you could add to four passes on one fucking play as long it was. was behind the offensive line of scrimmage. There should have been league wide rule. You have to do that once a quarter. Yeah, agrees yeah. Get like fans to be like the NFL being like what the fuck is I mean. That's what that's what the ABA did. Yeah change a different. Yeah, yeah, I I like the you answer that the the initial question, though about how you're dealing without sports, you're in the camp of denial. You've got an a time machine. You started over and you're prepared now. If this thing lasts for the next ten years, you will finally have caught up to modern day football and ready to hit the ground running. That's genius. Your gene to say I was I was already doing. Doing that in other areas with global warming, everybody freaking out about trump China all this shit for the last like four years I would just walk late at night back when I was still boozing, I would come home and I would just put on TV, and I would watch the Rockford files, or I would watch like Peter Gunn seventy seven sunset strip the untouchables and I would just look like America back in the fifties and sixties. It's crazy though to think we actually. The last time we saw you was the last game we went to. You were sitting in a row away from us. The National Championship game which we didn't realize 'til after the game member I looked down, and you're standing right there. I think you were with your parents. It feels like that ten years ago, but fuck I missed live sports so much look. I looked at you for like three seconds going. Dan. and. Quarter, yeah, we were literally like ten route ten seats away. You're one ahead for the entire game, and then after the game I look down on like Oh, shit spill. Okay, when was the other one? When we both went to the big house for the Wisconsin game and I was so hammered, and you was so pissed about Wisconsin that we never ran into each other. You walked out I. Believe Yelling Chicken Shit Football. Well we Wisconsin punted down I WANNA say seventeen in plus territory in the middle of third quarter, and I was like all right. I'm out. They don't want to win this chicken shit football. They just don't want to be embarrassed and I just walked out. Saying chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, Shit, so fucking slip ball with my favorite quote that year it is. It's chicken shift football. You gotTA play to win. The game I I. Do have to ask you this because I've been curious. You texted me randomly in January eleventh, and this was the NFC divisional round out of nowhere. The forty niners need to celebrate more after making routine tackles. Out of nowhere. How many people did you try to talk to about that before you landed on me? Part of the you're part of the first cluster. Use wanted to rent, and you're like. Who can I read to you? HAVE THEM ON BCC sitting. Ten people think that. Coming from you. I didn't WANNA text. It's a New York people because they're always showboating and everybody's writing songs about this city, so they don't understand our mid West guy on understand being humbles you guys will see at. You're still young guys. Will Happen in sports where. You're going to read it as these people don't know what the fuck they're doing, and then you'll gradually learn. The math is all. I'm just old now. Yeah, yeah, it was a great text together just like An. Old Man yelling clouds, and you and you just pick me and I was like I'm in I agree I. It's crazy. I feel the same way about cornerbacks and safeties when they celebrate incomplete pass, but they didn't do shit to break it up like the guy was wild my favorite way. Clouds should be the name of my next special I love. You all the ways. My wife has tried to some me up by I might have to repeat that to her. Just going outside and just getting pissed at some clouds like let me just ran for a minute, and then I'll come back and we'll have dinner. At guilty as charged. I love it so you're a Big Star Wars Guy Bill. You're big in the star. Wars community right now I read a quote that you had. This is a while back. I think he called Star Wars, a Cheesy self-help book, putting Outer Space With Outer Space Yeah Yeah. Absolutely did then you got a job working for star wars and you're like I. Retract all that I'm going to. Happen, okay so. You're on the morning Elliot today, aren't you? Than usual on band and Bill I heard that you spike baby, Yoda's that true. I. Think you've heard a lot of things. I can tell you what happens. You can keep fucking fishing, yeah. This is what happened I saw a bunch of people enjoying something and as a comedian. That's just the layup so I was forever making fun of people thirty year old people going down to a movie theater dressing like. And all that Shit so you know if you listen to my podcast, I recently went off on painters. People who pay the house. How bad they are at their job out there. There's literally a toddler in the room. They'll pay fucking pay and everything. They have no pride in the fucking job and be monitored shit that I got. It's how I built my podcast and this last week I talked about people that go to the beach that they're just inherently not smart people, and it's good. For our population that these these are the test people we set off the atom bomb. What's have him walked towards it? We can afford to Lucy's people so her with the Star Wars thing. That's kind of what I was doing. And also I wasn't I liked the second one, but the other ones I. Just by the time I fucking saw him I was like fourteen, fifteen. I was too busy obsessing over the fact that I knew I wasn't to get laid for a long time to give a shit. About the muppets space so. Fast forward NAMI forty fucking years thirty five years I was at a party, a birthday party for Buddy of mine. Who Knew John Fabra? And John was I, said Hey man I'm taking over. The man alluring thing I'm taking this aspect to star wars. There's a part in that were writing for you. Do you WANNA do it. And I was like dude. I gotta be honest man. I been trashing Star Wars. For a long time. I don't know about this, and then he goes. He Goes I. Know I, listened to you Bob. I think I think that would be funny. I think fans will get a kick out of it if you went in there. So I was like really my wife was at least she goes bill. Do it as all right so I'll do it now. Here's the thing. Had I known his star? Wars was GONNA look the way it looked. I would have been calling him to get into it. Because I. I didn't know he was GonNa do this whole Spaghetti, Western. Bounty Hunter looking thing? And I do have to be honest with through the first time I. Wait in. the first day, right? When it in and we were rehearsing the scene on the spaceship. And one one actress head like purple with tentacles on somebody else looked like hell. Boy Clancy looked like hell boy. Brandon was dressed like Boba. Fett narrow Talkin Shit, and like you know when you're in the Roman like only you find something funny can't laugh. They were just sort of saying this spaceship to each other and I kind of had to look down for a second. Like regroup like. Half a second I'm on fucking Frog Rock. What am I doing here? But then they said action and they they were all so good. I was getting smoked. And after like three takes, it was weird. You just forget. that. You're all wearing these silly. Get ups, and then you just shoot shit about politics or sports. Talking to something with tentacles, coming out ahead about the super bowl and I think it's next. It's really a a weird thing, but fortunately. I somehow got into the thing. Yeah, okay, so I I do feel guilty about it because there's so many super fans who should be in it. I'll ever. This was a makeup for Buddy of Mine Joe to Rosa, who could give a fuck about sports I remember like ten years ago. He came up to me and you know he's squinting right. He was just like yeah. You know. I was in a bar the other night in the I had drinks with this guy. He was somehow connected with the Yankees. If you get his name was and I was immediately looking at you gotta be shitting me and needs to suicide Joe Joe Terry. I was like Joe Torry. He's like yeah, yeah! That was the gut I had faulk and drinks with Joe Torry. He was like. Yeah, he is he. Is He a big guy in here and I just I had to walk away so. I ended up calling him. A little bit. Hank was actually I waited, I waited I. Meet George Lucas Thou fuck. Yeah, I call them up and I, said Hey Joe. I go. It's pretty much that you hate my guts and he goes. Oh, absolutely front page news right Royce. Break so I go. I got a little story for you. I! I think it's GonNa. Make me more and he goes fuck because this is have to do a star wars that I said Joe that I ever tell you about the time I met George Lucas, and he goes you motherfucker I said Joe. I'm living your dream. Go Fuck yourself and I. Hung up on a fuck. That's youthful beautiful so we know our producer Hank who you've met where he stands. Are you going to be a Tampa Bay Bucks Fan this year? I'll absolutely okay so hang. Hake agrees with you. Yeah Hey could griffey short of buying Jersey just because I'm too old to by Jersey right. ABSO fucking lutely I am, and obviously I root for the Patriots First, but here's my thing I. WanNa see Tom Brady. Okay take the Tampa Bay. buccaneers to to the Super Bowl in play Patrick mahomes in the Kansas, city chiefs. They're trying to go back to back at Tom Brady's trying to do what Joe Montana didn't quite do. He May Kansas City. Chiefs a playoff team is second team, but he didn't win the whole thing, and then he went seven. He's got one more than Jordan I. Don't know. I think that would be That'd be unbelievable, but I'm very. Listen. I'm having it. It hurts like hell that he's gone. You know, but I mean that happens in sports, but I cannot what he put us on the fuck and map. We joke. We played in a high school fucking football stadium. We were joke, so I would never be upset and I would never root against that guy unless the Patriots were playing. the buccaneers. I'm going to root for a Patriots Fan I. Have A he. He delayed money so many times. Making sure that we had a good team and he took a nine super bowls when it's six hours of I'm GonNa fucking cry about that can't do it so if you were to pick one team to make the Super Bowl next year you either get the Patriots or the bucks. Which one are you taking? All the Patriots and Patriots Fan for thirty years before he came along or twenty years before he came on, so it's always going to go hometown team I, what I by no means. GonNa root against him and like dude. He's in Florida's not plain state taxes. He got a nice that. Good for him, he's he's got Alex Guerrero on the training staff now. He's doing all kinds of stuff. He's going on the stern show. Is He believes well. We kind of fascinated. Tom Brady become a human being after he left the Patriots Organization was able to. Do you know the stern show? All these interviews and stuff, are you. Have you been fallen that at all? Yeah, but I mean that's always been the the genius. Of any ties my computer, GonNa. Ask Me if I want to update when I just say. Yeah you tomorrow. I'm always doing tomorrow. It's just hangs in there man. Star. I just think the way. Bella. Check is route. Run his organization like when I heard ballot check is actually a really funny guy, but when he got in front of the press, he knows that anything he says is going to be twisted in used as both board material, so he's playing the game next week's game. Right in the. Post Game Press Conference Oh. And, I always thought that the press was were just babies about it where I don't know Kinda like the waiting I just think the press was babies about the Michael. Jordan thing where they were. Just a fluff piece he had total control. It's like, do you fucking assholes have been telling his story for thirty fucking years forty fucking years. It was great finally. Hear his version of it, and sometimes just fun to watch stuff like that. That's the thing that got to me. I can watch something on TV. Buys Shit and still enjoy it because it was compelling television for four weeks when we didn't have any television out there, so it's like you don't have to take one or the other. Yeah, I'll tell you this. Nothing was more nothing. In that ten episodes of that was more biased than them trying that bullshit when his dad got killed and tried to tie it to his gambling all these years I didn't know it was to fucking eighteen year old jerk offs. Random thing wasn't even story the fact that they look the other way then that and then there's a couple of guys. One New York guy crying that he wasn't asked to being fucking Larry Yeah Yeah. So Bill? You've been probably paying into the Joe Rogan. Thing he's going to spotify got one hundred Mil. How much would you say that? That makes old billy red beard. Ninety five million. No No, no I. I don't think I don't think I even knowing. Is Thing. It's the biggest. I don't know if somebody says it's the biggest podcasts in the world I mean in in. Anybody with a microphone and recording device can have a podcast and he's the number one. Team or whatever you WANNA, call it like he's Chicago Bulls. Ninety nineties bowls of art casting in i. just it was just an amazing thing. Having been a guest on his show when he used to do it out of his house, you just go to. His house would be sitting around this table that that thing grew into this and that he was. Was a total Rogan maverick where he was like I. Love that he's completely outside the businesses and right in the business. At the same time he did the deal, and south from what I heard him look talking out of school, but when I heard he did that so what I would like to say. All young podcasters out there is to you know. Agencies are not going to be happy that they didn't get the wet their beak on that thing so. You know and eight disease are not going to build up your podcast so now. What I'm looking for agents to do is when they sign. Young actors and Comedians is GonNa try to get between the PODCAST and the money. Coming in is going to be there. Move and they're going to be like. We're going to help build it. We represent this person we can. Can Get advertisers in and then once again your money is to go to them, and then they're going to pay you their name on that check, which opens the door for you not being able to steal from them, and they could just rob you fucking, so if there's any young comics out there watching this, don't ever give up the rights to your podcast. Don't you build the whole fucking thing yourself and. Even if you're fucking one tenth as successful. As what they're saying. Rogan got doing pretty fucking good. It's true that's a good point I had one last question I'm curious this from from a comic standpoint. Where are you going? GonNa go with? Everyone's going to have corona virus bits. What's the play? Are you going to be like everyone else doing it? What the fuck do I need to do or you're gonNA. Make Fun of everyone else doing it. I'm fascinated because you know that's like someone's. There's GonNa be a bunch of specials next year where there's going to be twenty minutes a corona virus, stuff and jokes. Is that even gone through your mind through all this? Well, listen when you truly original like myself. You always have a unique take I love you. Guys just paused it like Oh my God. Is this serious? You are I'm GonNa. Go on! What go on with the has mat-su because I don't think anybody's GonNa take the do that, right? The sleeves up like they did in the eighties with their sport coat, and they'll take a moment to the back. and. WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH CORONA? was that crazy or what? That's the beginning I can't give away the punch lines. I mean that's a lot. Of the GAG right? There is what? Are we talking about a survey? Sir What? I was like. I would say this what I when Comedy Clubs Open Up. There's going to be the show within the show, and that's what I'm going down there to watch. which is a bunch of rusty asking me going up there and I feel like everybody's GonNa. Get knocked down. Like if you're a headliner, you'RE GONNA get knocked down to feature feature. You're going to be doing. The job like a new Jack host does. It's GONNA be. It's gotta be a rough one, so it's going to be i. don't I just hoping that it comes back. That's all I'm hoping. Rather than later. I've heard that some comedians are doing like zoom sets to work on new material, and that sounds like absolute hell like because most of what you want to get out of practicing set is figure out what jokes are landing win the timings working and win. It's not and you don't get that at all from. Virtually, that's exactly right. Great Point. I don't know how to do that I'm just like. I. Don't know what I'm Gonna I'm just GONNA fucking. When they say it's okay to go back on stage again I'm going to go back on stage I did do stand up for twenty eight years I think I can take twenty eight weeks off. And not forget how to do it, but I don't think I'm GONNA. Be as good so I've already talked to my agent about You know. Local gigs where I can just basically this great data down the street. That just got turned into another fucking luxury apartment building, but I would go down there and I. would just do like a free show. People just show up or whatever now the venue would charge a little bit of money, but I would make them pay me. And I would just go up and just work the shit out when there's a thing that you know, it's very fickle business. So, you can't ever fuck over the people that come in to see us. I would make people pay to see a rusty me. and yeah so. That's I. think that's the that's the way I'm GonNa. Go about it, okay. Yeah, just come out there and. Just swing away for twenty minutes or so have a few other friends do it and the next night do thirty and just try to get it up and going. It's fucking. Kill me because I had I had a new ninety fuck in minutes. And the other day I was walking around in some line from it popped in my head, and I tried to think of what came before and after, and it was just nothing. It was like. The fucking artifacts so I don't know we'll see. Last, last thing little good news for you. NHL has announced that their regular season is over, and they're about two twenty four team tournaments in two host cities to be named later so it looks like it's coming back. It looks like good progress. When does this yet? So it's actually a cool setup so basically. The Blackhawks made playoff somehow. Thank you the. The way they're doing. It is the bottom teams play a five game series, and then the top teams play a round robin. Top four teams play a round robin for playoff seeding, so it's kind of cool. Yeah that that's that's great news. When does that start? They announce the start time. They're still figuring out where the where they're gonNA play, so there's ten hub cities that they're deciding between Vegas Toronto Chicago Columbus Edmonton Dallas Minnesota Vancouver in Pittsburgh, so there'll be an eastern conference city in a Western Conference city. Play them all their twenty four team tournament. That's a opening round five game series electric. That's going to be great. That sounds amazing. They used to have that and what happened was a number. Four could not a number one. No problem I of the first bruins game I ever went to was in one, thousand, nine, hundred, eighty three, and we won the fucking whatever they're. The trophy was. For Ebony the. We got the most points. Very familiar with. Whatever faulkner was called back then we won that and we went up against the Montreal Canadians at a course. We never beat them. They came in and they just fucking swept as we lost the first one, because this is the year finally going to do it finally going to beat them in the form and they came in the first game. Kicked our ass and you don't suck. Was We went there with the French exchange students. That's how I got the tickets through my French class that I was taking in. They all rooted for the fucking Canadians Does. US into a fight was that. With Ray Bork. Rape Walk was still wearing number seven p Peter, so I think one. The Vesna Trophy that year. Nab Rick. Middleton can limit I. WanNa say Wayne Cashman medical in his final year. You might have retired by then. Stand Jonathan was that overlap from the Terry. O'Reilly was still there, yeah? Yeah! It was a while ago, but he'll floor I. Think was still playing. Was He. was still with them. Yeah, something like that long time ago. I'm really excited. That sports is coming back. That's. That's just made my day. Twenty four team playoff format huge us all right. We're back. Brought that back, then coming on that panel brought sports back, and he's winning an Oscar. Yes, when we run this interview on Monday everyone's going to be like holy. Shit Old News Guys Oh by the way. Epicenter family also season for also comes out June twelve day we go, we're going. To Plug on moving June twelfth, so it's a big day for all of us. There's a bunch of stuff. I don't think there's GonNa. Be Enough Room on the front page with you move. What a day! What a day are a bill or thank you as always always always fun and we'll talk soon. Take care and I love you guys. Doing so keep doing it, and hopefully we'll have some new sports to talk about all right. Yes, altitude bill guys all right. That interview with Bill. Burr was brought to you by our great friends at Omaha steaks. This is about to be one of my favourite weeks of the year. 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Some profound thoughts and likes to have these discussions would be great, so we appreciate you joining us and I guess I think you're also somebody that is way more well educated than big cat Nye the intricacies of this situation, so so I guess I want to just let you kind of start off with like what have you? What your what have you been thinking? What has been going through your mind? What is your take on? How everything's unfolded the last week? Been Right well up. and appreciate you guys using your platform to even have these kind of conversations, because our social fabric in America is is that it's built upon having these conversations and leading to. Progression! But Philon I mean? Is this a lot? It's kind of a loaded question, sorry. Our current state in America right now It's something nets. BEM bubbling for. Decades right? Everybody knows the racial well I. Reluctantly say because everybody should know the racial history of America and how it. Operates in American, and still reverberates throughout every asset of American life. Particularly Black Life. And so watching all these events unfold, you start to see factions form you start to see. Sides being taken and that's natural to me. That's that's not that's I. Don't see a problem with that, but the problem lies in The resistance to the progression that people want to have happiness society. As Oh just just the lightly as you question, man I I feel. It's like it was coming. I I A podcast haven't dumped one in a long time, but. I was constantly saying that. Stumped bubbling in America and. I don't know if this is the overflow of but this. This is a part of American history, and this is a part of America's history. It's a reoccurring theme. Protests violence It's just a part of America is until that addresses its shortcomings. Yeah, yeah! I think what I've been seeing. Is that there? There's almost a loss of focus on what the real problems have been over the last. You know even five or six years right so anytime. Something like this. If it's police brutality, if it's marginalization, something comes into the national light and pretty quickly at least on the Internet, we move onto the backlash to the person that's bringing up the problem or to the person who's had. Sort of injustice inflicted on them. We move on really quickly. And then he start getting mad at the people who are mad at it, and then we get mad at like one small detail about how somebody's protesting it, and then all of a sudden. We've lost complete focus on what we originally talking about to begin with like. For example I feel like we had this conversation. Back when Ferguson was going on and there was some, there was some actual concrete plans for how to change things and how to make small steps, but people stopped listening at some point along the way people stop listening. When when the suggestion was made that. Hey, maybe the same district attorney's at work hand in hand with police departments and need these relationships ships to continue to do their jobs moving forward. Maybe they shouldn't be the same individuals that are responsible for whether or not to charge how the cases proceed the location of the venue that sort of thing it feels like. We had something for a second, which was a plan of action which could be institute some. Some independent oversight into these situations, so you remove the incestuous relationship there for you know any any crime that involves a police officer. And then we forgot about that because we got mad about how people were protesting, and then we got mad at the people who were mad about how people were protesting so I guess my question I, don't I don't have any answers I don't know how, but I feel like we need to do much much better job of focusing on what people are telling us is the issue and believing them, and then addressing that issue, instead of getting worried about all the bullshit that follows it right i. mean it's a great point you bring up. The, the issue has always been that right, if you if you're a student a history. That's one thing that is consistent is that if you look back at every single protest, there is not position saying this is not the right way to do things. Every single one via currently or historically. If you look they people, racist people love to quote, Martin Luther King Do. They love him now. But in this in the sixties in the civil rights movement was going on. They hated him. Reasons people hated him okay? He was a agitator he was he was. A. Boat phone tap by the FBI Quantel. Pro actually happened right so. It's easy to to to have twenty twenty in hindsight with with with these issues. But I'm just like I. said I'm a student in history and I. It's following exact same pattern. They're saying the looting and the rioting. This is not the way I agree with your message, but this is not the way in two thousand sixteen. When when? The few nails for national anthem to bring up these very same issues that are plaguing us. What was the rhetoric? I agree with what you're saying, but this is not the way, so you don't like peaceful protests. You don't like violent protests. What do what is? What is it that you accept? It comes a point in time where we have to realize that they don't accept the premise that it's a problem and if that's the case, these buildings burnt his. What you'RE GONNA. Get because if you don't feel that pain that that death is a problem. What? What other? What what other means of communication is there in American? History other than vote. This country was built on revolt. Country was built on rebellion and you're GONNA. Tell me that it's un-american or it's not the right way. I Call Bullshit and this is what you get, so the the NFL aspect I saw your tweet in. It makes perfect sense I mean it the fact that. There was so much backlash to capture. Nick and you had people saying. You know the national anthem is not the time, and now those same people are saying peaceful protests. The only way do you feel? Do you see that coming or do you feel betrayed it all by urged you expect that out of the NFL to now release a statement being like Oh. Yeah, we support. People who are upset about George Floyd. You're not. I've? been on record. Talking about NFL for a long time ever since the the Ray Rice of happen. We Ray Rice was Kinda blackball from the League for Domestic Abuse Right. This is at the height of my career. And they suspended them for the year or something like that. and. I grew up in a domestically violent household, and so that that particular subject hit home to me, and I was trying to reiterate to Roger Goodell which I wrote a long letter to him couldn't get a hold of him couldn't get on the phone with him is in sanity in that aspect but I was basically telling them that you have an opportunity to have a national conversation about domestic violence, because domestic rods is an NFL football player. PROBLEM COPS do it. Firemen do it. Military people do it. Doctors do it. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS A. It's a civil rights issue. And so you have an opportunity to have a platform to have these conversations instead of hiding from it so. The NFL has a track record of being reactionary rather than proactive. Yeah, and this. This is exactly what they're doing right now. They're doing it. They're saying that they're with the protests. They're saying because it's safe to do so now. It's very safe because as you have the people on the side on your side. But it's not about that. It's about retroactive stuff now. Okay, if you're really with it, then condemn the ownership that has blackball cap condemned the ownership that has funded and backed publicly a man that is calling the same protests, thugs and calling for civil unrest like. Call that out. Because these bland statements we want justice it. What the fuck that me! What does that mean like? Do something that's that's not popular, or that will affect your bottom dollar to let me know because, isn't it? Because if not you just you just plan status quo. Society always is leaning towards progression. Right as time goes on. It gets more progressive. So, WHAT NFL thought for years ago is not how they thought inc today less because of the progress made by cabinets protests, and all of the work that had been done so in order for them in my eyes to be genuine Bagel. Have the walk somebody back and 'cause somebody's owners out D, do you? I also treat and I. Really liked this part. Because sometimes, it feels like I. Don't know what to do because I'm not. You know I'm a white guy and I. Will. Admit that life is lot has been a lot easier for me. We'll continue to be a lot easier for me. And no one really wants to hear my take on this, but I did love your tweet where you're like small victories, matter and you can get exacerbated so like what are some of the small victories that people should be looking to to be like? Hey, you. You know what I agree with you. I think the NFL has changed a little bit in the last four years. It's not big, but I think that they've at least change a little bit of their mentality, and like it's slowly happens, and eventually you get to a point where people won't allow the same things that happened ten years ago twenty years ago to happen today. From our twenty years from now. Well, that's that's the that's the kind of cars of being human is is, is you? You're trapped in the in the now right and so when you're trapped in now, it's hard for you to see that you're part of a collective, and we are all part of the collective society in this basically human experiment of America is a big social experiment and so. When you when you view the world from that Lens. It becomes very very clear, but when you view the world as as just right now, this is when you get the issues that you have going on. So people are are saying I understand the frustration of that Yo I'm fucking tired of marching I'm tired of talking to people like from protesters who are just like. On called so I understand what coming from right. But what they have to understand is. And people and people against protests, as well which you have to understand, is you're you're a part of a long lasting history of America and? Your part in it plays a huge role, every single part of it to white men with one of the biggest podcasts on the globe, talking about racial issues. Wanting to hear from somebody who's black is a big part of it right. Every single person has has a part in it. WE'RE NOT GONNA fix racism, but it's on. We does happen. This has been going on for Millennia and so. All you can do your part. Fix your world sound, Super Corny and Cliche, but it's the truth and those small victories add up over time like I again you know because amongst community we talk amongst ourselves time about solutions, because everybody's like what I'm tired of or what about what are we? GonNa? Do a change it a. you're not GonNa Change Shit or you. You can do is fix small things at a time I again. ARGUMENTS ABOUT TIME WOULD CAPS PROTEST DO CAPS? Protests brought a national conversation to the forefront of the world right to world, and if if not only that that it was it was, it was productive, but it didn't just do it. Change political discourse now social justice listen to the two thousand eight. Democratic primaries and then listen to the two thousand twenty Democratic primaries. Well Social Justice has taken a Houston Ford and it wasn't just kept, but cap had a big part in that so tassie a question. A lot of people get caught up in the now want they want legislation to change tomorrow? It's not gonNA happen people have. This system has been instituted for hundreds of years. It's not going to happen tomorrow. Has To happen by slow change. Legislatively but also. Consciously from public right like all legislation is is our thoughts. On paper that's all it is so zeitgeist of. Meaning, the overall feeling of of Americans is what changes legislation, so the culture has to fill. The shock and awe before anything HAP- Happen Nasdaq and that's why I support shit like this havin