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Episode 19 - Cake, Billy Madison and Trades

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Episode 19 - Cake, Billy Madison and Trades

"This week on the SPIVEY special podcast. We'll be talking about cake Billy Madison and the NBA Trade Deadline Welcome to episode nineteen of the Spivey. Special podcast troy the week. Yes crazy started off with the super bowl which was a good game. We both got the right team to win. Finally we get some teams. We pick yeah. Everyone listens like sports. Jog All right. Let's just bet the opposite but we'll talk about that more later in sports jog and we're pretty fun week. We also did our first guest spot on another podcast this week which was Super Fun that we had a blast is really fun. Working there with the character. Combine podcasts. Great to work with James over there. I think it's is Josh. I don't know you're the expert on the name. No had a super good time they've got a much fancier setup than we do. Yeah they have a power AIDS. Cut a coffee. I think there was grapes. I don't no neither of US aid them. But good little you know show out. There was a lack of Burnett's watermelon vodka though Dan Mountain dew. It's kind of bogus. Should have nowhere coming. We had the t shirts on. You put two big guys as your guest. Stars have grapes in a colander. Come on man who watches grapes. Think you're supposed to. I don't I don't eat grapes. Yeah it's weird the fruit. I heard we don't do that here. Trying to get into it. Why not we have a fun. One ondeck three of our favorite things today. I'm very excited about all three topics today. Yeah there's a lot of people are going to be jacked about our first one. All right. We're GONNA take a quick break and come back with fuqua files rise. It's time for the food court files this week for food court files. We're we've got another healthy one. Try WE'RE GONNA be talking about cake. I think what they say is cake. It's what's for dinner. I'm not sure I don't think that's right. I I like cake. I love cake has got to be one of the best foods that exists in the world. I think the thing about Kagan most desserts as I just ate all I could eat now. Let's eat more. I'd love dessert. I love an extra meal whether it be fourth meal like Taco Bell or dessert. I just love eating more than thirty eight. I think the thing that's good about cake. Is You got the cake? And then you just GonNa flop all sorts of frosting and toppings on. Oh Yeah and if you have cake you're going to get ice cream. So you're not only get one two desserts That's what I'm talking about. Archer let's talk about some of these types of cake now. I think some of these ones. We started making a list of all the ones that we can find and some of them. I don't know that I'll classify them as a cake but will kind of discuss that as we go First one this is my personal favourite and that's angel food cake now. Angel Food Cake. The best thing about age of cake. It's cheap. It's easy to make its roof fluffy soft. It's light and it's just simple. You could make an angel food cake throw a little chocolate frosting on it and boom stickhandling birthday time. Yep also soak up the juice from your ice cream so if you've got like vanilla ice cream or whatever it's going to soak it up and it's going to take on that flavor as well. I would never go rhino rocky road. I don't think you're GONNA be sucking up marshmallows and whatever else is in rocky road ice cream. Yeah that's what do you love Angel? Kick into food cake when we do birthdays. That's the one I was picked for myself now. The next one. This is our first borderline. Is this cake but also one of my personal favorites and that's cheesecake now cheesecake for me. Delicious let's not get it wrong but to me. I think it's more in the pie family than the cake family. I mean just because you put cake gun. Something doesn't mean it's actually a cake to me. I mean it's delicious. The thing that the cheesecake though is it's a little too sweet to eat a lot of you're not going to eat more than one or two. Maybe you but like normal. People AREN'T GONNA eat more than one or two piece of cheesecake. I'm e all cheesecakes. I mean that's what's good about having a cheesecake though feeds more than just a normal cake. It's the most filling of the case by far but so good. And there's so many different varieties of that's the best thing about cheesecake you can do. There's an entire restaurant dedicated to it. It's actually a factory. Yeah I think Mozzarella factory to get enough cheesecake for people that are committing dance Mozzarella Cheddar Parmesan all the best cheeses put in your traveled cheesecake. I need it you. Would you look like a cake? I don't even know about me ice cream cake now. You just go. Invest both worlds right there. My feeling on ice cream cake is not really getting a lot of cake on the outside. You're not going to be super fluffy with ice cream in the middle because it's going to harden because you've got to keep that ice cream real cold but the thing about an ice cream cake is doesn't matter how bad your party is. If you bring an ice cream cake out it can just save everything. It's like a life boat. You don't get the softness of the cake but what does it matter? You've got ice cream cake filled with ice cream so Jackpot Jack Jack. It's a top Tier K. Definitely the ice cream cake. It's a very. It's way more expensive than your normal cakes though especially like a small ice cream cake is expensive. Especially if you're GONNA go to like a big like baskin robbins like cold stone like eighty five dollars for five bytes cake and you gotTa Scoop Ice Cream in it yourself. I don't think that's stones I Next one German chocolate cake. This is Keith barracks favorite type of cake. Now this is going to be more. You haven't had too much German chocolate. But you know preaching to the choir and tell me why should so this is a coconut and it's specifically. German chocolate cake not just chocolate cake. It's got A. It's like a richer chocolate. That goes along with it if you make it without the German chocolate. It just doesn't have the same flavor profile. They don't they don't Mesh Right. Not My faith. I'm not a big coconut guy. No you had to put the lime in the coconut with the lime in the coconut. Exactly I think that's what's Miss Him. But I know a lot of people that like that one. I just don't think I've had it too many times. You'll be a judge on that one and you're trying to big Germany guy in general no not since two. Never find those spiky helmet. They will cool all right Bundt cake now. Nothing Bundt cakes that place. It is just gonNA. It's one of those things like you're GONNA put your hands above your head and try to raise the roof. When a bunk eight comes to town it is a game. Changer has very good moisture. It's soft a lot like an angel food cake. It's sweet and also it's good. It is good yes now. What nothing bundt cakes which is a? I love a good pun name. You know that you do and then they're frosting it's like a cheat it's like a cream cheese frosting that one really pairs well with the red light butter. I don't know what's in it but it's fantastic. Yeah they do a really good job there on. They usually donate to our golf tournament and think the first year mom want him but we ended up beating them. They're red velvet cake. Unbelievable so good out of this world my favorite red velvet cake of any of the red velvet cakes. Yeah that's top Tier Red Velvet Yup. All right next one Texas cake now Texas kick is good again Kinda like cheesecake in a way that it's too little sweet. You're not gonNA eat a whole sheet of Texas cake and also the Texas cake is more in the Brownie family. I would say with the shape and just how you usually cut it. It's a more of a Brownie than agree it e- even though that it has cake in the name that doesn't make cake. No no just like a panda bears technically in the raccoon family. It's not really a bear. That's our fun fact day. You like that the day like that a lot you want. Fairfax came to the right podcast cupcakes. Now I what are your thoughts on. Cupcake. I Love Them. You know I mean they're messy. You know it's kind of hard to get the first bite of a cupcakes. The but I'M GONNA go out on a limb and say they're not a cake. I'm going to put them in the Muffin family. Muffin family. Okay now have you taken like the bottom half of cupcake and put it back on. Top made a cookie sandwich. Yeah this is an amateur hour here. Okay now you're aware of this. Yeah but I mean if you're trying to be polite. I don't think that's the polite thing to do and to make a cupcake sandwich. I just grab a second cupcake. Flip it on top of the other cupcake and make a giant cupcakes. Launch your size ability. I don't think anyone would judge that. Move now what. You think about mini cupcakes. Stupid just like a mini muffin. Why don't eat ten of them? What's the what's the Kevin? Cova me office many cupcakes. That's already a smaller version of the cupcake. Which is a smaller version of the kick? Where does it end with you? People a man cutting corners all right carrot cake now. Carrot CAKE isn't terrible but if I had to choose all the cakes. I don't think there's very many cakes with vegetables in the name that I'm GonNA choose like Broccoli. Kick Zucchini Cake Lou. I'm probably had Zucchini cake accidentally. That sounds like something Sarah would make snug it in there but I think the best thing about carrot cake is it really does help your vision. In fact number two yeah lenscrafters dot COM old wives tale. That character. Help help your vision. It was a propaganda by England because they invented radar and could see planes coming Does and they said everyone was eating carrots to help them. See the plane. So they wouldn't find out ahead radar I like that too man. This prompted we learned today drinking coffee before these shows more often than Steph's by specials. Facts are a lot less fun. Yeah but we have more fun. It's true the next one's going to kind of lump them together. Because I really can't tell the difference between these ones shortcake pound cake sponge cake. I usually pass on all of those usually those are. I mean I'll eat them like strawberries or whatever on them with the freemen. Not My favorite. Yeah Kinda Kinda plane. There's better ones now lemon cake now. Lemon cake them on mix bomb. It's very good very good but again if it's not done right the lemon can really overtake the cake in the end. That's a fruit lemon. That's act barely fruit. Now that's true but let me take his good but again i. It's not top tier for me. I know you really like it. I like makes me think it's healthy? 'cause it's cake citrus. Yet says Cake Day. Food now pineapple upside down cake that's the fanciest of any of the titles of cakes. I don't know that I've had one. I don't think I that's spongebob type thing. It's only under the sea. Yeah we'll mermaid rum cake now. You can tell the story of Your mother-in-law May it wasn't rum cake. Oh it was the next one. The next one down but room cake is good. It's not again a top tier cake. Tirumala sue okay. Now you can tell the store okay. So we had terrorists do blindly. Heather's mom made it for us and she put approximately all of the booze into it all. It'd be like a little bit for flavoring that had from wasn't I don't know I it was like the recipe for teaspoon and she put it in like a bottle fifth and I think Western got drunk on cake. That was the first time we ever got drunk. I don't think he's ever been a hammer in his life and all he did was take a bite of cake that was probably got a Dui after that gig probably have you been drinking now. I had GIG. Give it a slice fruitcake pass. Yeah just look at the name. And it's like Jim Gaffes skittles fruitcake. Got Now passable. Go Pass on all right. I think that's all the types for the most part now. We might have been missing a few if we have you. It is up on social media for them on purpose. If they're not there or we overlook them which is probably happened to happens to troy. Which one are you more excited for a wedding cake or birthday? Now it really just depends on the size of each if you have a large wedding or large birthday party usually not going to get a top tier cake. You're going to go more of a sheet cake and the sheet cakes they're usually I mean very good frosting coverage but they're just the cake itself is Kinda lower tier so if you're at a smaller wedding or birthday you're going to get around or cake and those are cakes are usually the better so a birthday. You're going to probably get better cake and I'm more excited at a birthday than I am. A wedding mammy too. I'm more excited about the other food or dancing or whatever at the wedding and usually the cakes are more pretty than ice tea for show. What do you think about funded on a cake? Which is normally you're GONNA see on a wedding cake or somebody like once a cake. That looks like baby yoga or something. That's what you're GONNA see fond down if you've ever had to clean up at a party with funded on a cake. It's still going to be on the plates for the most part when you're cleaning up yet it's there for show doesn't taste good in. It's it's a waste so if you're making a cake and you WANNA put funded on it. Just don't do that. It's just kind of bland just that they're not going to get a lot of taste of. Nelson's put spackle on this case it's weird texture. Yeah most paper mcshea kick already paper machine. It's probably pretty good. Mummies do all right so you kind of touched it at all ready now. Rectangle versus circle. Your Perot Circle always been a pro circle. Type Cake Guy. I just think you're GONNA get it's hard to explain a circle cake willing to get frosting onto your five sides so I think that's better but if you're going to get. I don't know if that math is working. Now you're GonNa have a coroner that's three saying if you're GONNA do a rectangle cake you could get a corner but if we go we got three sides frosting if we go through the cakes most of the cakes that we're like yeah. We really liked that their circle the only one. That's not is probably going to be an ice cream cake. That could be bigger party Has Like A? You're not you'RE NOT GONNA get down rectangle angel food cake though because that wouldn't be angel food cake. That's what I'm saying. You gotta go circle now for the for the cake math. Are you better at circle or rectangle as far as digging it up among people I should never be in charge of cutting anything because it's like? Oh here's one. You shouldn't be holding a knife. Here's your sliver. Here's your sliver. I'll take the rest of our. There's nothing better than a huge piece of cake to end the night. Yeah when you're the gotTa go last if they're handing out birthday cake or you just you take the risks though like if it's a bigger party where you just don't get a piece of cake no chance that everyone else passed and then you get like a fourth of a kick. You have to really be scouting. The people that are walking around handing the pieces out in judging the sizes. If you see a large you just gotta go for it. So you just like asking people if they're une diets just to try to do the do count in your head. Yeah well you just know their kid looks like he's pretty. Sleepy should probably go to bed before desert. Right one of those. Yeah Kid I'll take a piece of cake now. How were you fit on pancakes? Pan Pan Pan Pan Pan. That's where I fall. That's only opinion that I have. I don't know if that's really is to put. The pancake is considering cake. No PANCAKES AREN'T CAKES. Has in the title cakes hotcakes. That's the same is a pancake. No it's not that's a that's a waffle it's a flat waffle I was just awful. I was just curious how you fell on their now. Cakes are only for dessert cake for dessert. I'm seeing whatever just in case buddy. Pride Cape With Syrup isn't good for dessert. Okay in July for my birth thing giant pancakes syrup GonNa. I haven't gone as we got on cake. I think so you know. I'm kind of getting a little hungry. Whose birthday cake almost westerns birthday. Should we get him to make him a cake pans? Don't give it to him. Pancake thing. Well we could just celebrate his birthday without him. That's what I'm saying. I say we make the cake. Take one little taste of it. It'd be like Pam Pan Situation released from the whole thing before he realized what was going on a week from today will be his birthday. We'll be doing a podcast. More than likely in his honor will eat. Cake will invite him on the show. Oh pass this is a flute. He doesn't play the flute cake. We'll take a quick break and comeback with remember that thing. Do you like the sweet taste amount do. Do you like your vodka to both inexpensive and flavored. Like melons. Beverage for you. From the minds of the host of the wildly popular podcast that shares. Its name we bring you the Spivey special one part mountain dew three to four parts. Burnett's watermelon vodka. One Hundred Percent Fun. Drink one at your next party or at three. Am playing Halo Three. Please enjoy responsible. Hey remember that thing. The Moon Landing Jazz trapper keepers manners. South Sunny D. Yeah I remember those things and this week for remember that thing. We're talking about a cinematic masterpiece. Oh Billy Madison. The medicine came out twenty five years ago tomorrow which we did too early on accident. So the release date was February tenth. Nineteen ninety five if you jump on. It has a rating of six point. Four out of ten. Whoa now the metacritic score. It was a sixteen out of one hundred. That's about right if you're going to be a movie critic and you're going to be writing Billy Madison. It's not going to be high score. You just have bad judgment. You shouldn't be a credit. They just don't understand how funny this is classic. Yeah all right. Movie cost ten million dollars to make they made twenty seven million dollars in the box office and it probably sold a billion. Dvd's I think easily everyone's seen this movie so good so quotable. Somebody good scenes that little plot all right so if you have not seen Billy Madison Billy Madison is the twenty seven year. Old Son of Brian Madison. A very rich man who has made living in the hotel industry. Billy stands to inherited father's empire but only if he can make it through all twelve grades two weeks per grade to prove that he has what it takes to run the family. Business Back to school back to school to prove daddy's not a fool Get how this this movie's just so good. It's just like it's eighty nine minutes of just ridiculous jokes that don't make any sense. There's just so many good scenes so many good quotes that if you've ever hung out. Mir's act we quote this movie much more than we remember because when we went through and watch it again. It's like wow. We've said like ten of these this week easy so we're going to start out with our favorite scenes from the movie. I think one of my favorite is the flaming bag of DOC poop. Basically sets the tone for the level of comedy movie no dope booted out with your boots dead no Biz. The woman is so good. They're just so into it he they think it's so funny. I don't understand how the old man doesn't see them behind the bush. There's three grown men sending that a little tiny Bush hammered. You know often as is coming out. And they've done it a million times. I don't love the scene where they played dodgeball. Now now you're all in big trouble. He just pelts those kids. That dodgeball remind we have a little trivia on that too. Yeah so when they actually film that they had to get parental super Approval from the parents. Because he was just GonNa throw the ball as hard as you could at the kids and they all approved. Yeah and one of I. I heard a story that one of the DADS said she hit him in the face. 'cause it's funnier ridiculously. Hit Him in the face classic. That's a really good thing. He gets knocked out the first game. Then he runs into Miss Libyan Weirdo flipping. Go back to raise. That's our first run in with. Oh Doyle to Doyle rules I don't I don't know I feel about the outdoor rules now a lot but it does happen throughout the movie now. The spelling bee another classic. Are you going to the mall today? Keep spelling but stir he just just. I'm the smartest man alive after spelled couch. Twenty seven years ago or eight. Sita struggle in first second and third grade and then he just figures that out because they were the furthest back. I guess maybe going back to school. You just have a hard time transitioning back into it. That's what it was but every day of recess and sack lunches. Yeah it's a lot of pressure to make snowmen out of cotton ball really is all right. The opening scene of this movie. It just puts me in a good mood every time I watch. I'm ready to. I'm just ready to buckle in and devote eighty nine minutes to watch this thing through she avenue bid differently. I liked actual opening when he asks. What's what's Today. And he goes October. I liked that but the penguins. I don't get the penguin part of it. I think they could've took that out. I understand why they did it. I just it just. It's not a humor thing to me that the penguin the rules for this world that we're in don't make any sense at all like he sees this Penguin Chris. Farley sees the penguin as well we find out later in the movie he can hear the music. That's playing in the background during some scenes in other scenes like what he's dancing on the stairs she's like what there's some definitely some things like. This is a really good movie with a really good plot. But there's some things you just like. I don't think that's real. Oh yeah this whole movies ridiculous. I just love the funny if we did this. And then just like all right. Let's loosely based some scenes together to make some sort of movie. Oh and then when the penguins in Bronx Kvant soured rubbed the penguin right now. The argument between Billy and one of the kids. Yeah this would have been fourth grade second grade third grade. Yeah one of the kids. But their argument lunch mortal combat is the best video game all time donkey. Kong's what's funny. That is the girl that plays Veronica in this movie. Pete Sampras wife she actually was in the mortal kombat movie really. Yeah was that fun fact. After she was obviously it was after this movie for that Veronica so any seen on the school bus or with Chris Farley in. This movie is hilarious. We'll talk about it later. But Chris Farley just absolute lead dominates this rowing the sandwich at the bus driver. No Yellen on the buzz. Billy Madison sexually assaulting his third grade teacher in meeting hit should lose a salt brother. Definitely like any of the school bus scenes. Oh and then. When he's doing trivia with Chris Farley that is such a quotable we'll get into quotes here in a minute because you're going to pick one here in a minute. I got a couple more scenes along with the school bus. When Chris Farley Norm McDonald and frank steal all the bag lunches somehow McDonald and franker on the school bus trail? I wouldn't be there. They're not on the bus. You could see the scene. Yeah they probably would just were there at whatever the middle storage area under the bus or something. They probably would just at the place where the field drove themselves. They're just hanging out with miles Davis. Yeah there's thirty school lunches Damn Ceska academic decathlon. Which have some questions about like? They're supposed to be doing like everything you learned in high school and like the only one that has to do anything with like reading or school or anything is the actual quiz at the end. What about when he pulls the boot out? He shouldn't have won that. No he really got passed on that one. Eric did something to create some sort of rock in the liquid nitrogen pulls out. He pulled his shoe because he's only wearing one shoe in the same boot and clap for him and he wins up. Eric's the better actor. But he has when they when they read Shakespeare and basis points. Let's just say. I think that the judges were on. Billy side yeah. I think he think it was like a paid them off. It's like the donation to the school in order to set it. Up of our kicked. Another is can felt like a movie to me. You don't think this wasn't based on fact might have been based on a true story. I didn't really read the credits. Well there's enough Madison hotels that there there's more Madison hotels from what they say in the movie. Then there are Hiltons or Ramadas or like any other hotel. Like six hundred seventy s what he says under the saints which would be the biggest hotel in the world. It would that we've never heard of all right try. Let's get into these quotes because this is probably it might be the most quotable movie of all time. Oh without a doubt. Maybe MAYBE ANCHORMAN. Or DUMB. And dumber dumb and dumber. There's a couple but this one in particular for us maybe not other people. Some people will quote like hamlet or Casablanca. Yeah we do that. We quote Billy Madison Archer. We're GonNa read through some of these and I need you to pick which one you think is the funniest and I need. I need you to pick the one that you use the most on a regular basis. Okay well there's a lot of so you gotta go all the way through them before I pay chlorophyll more like Bora fil quote from that. Same Scene No. I will not make out with you. You got chlorophyll guys. God knows what. How many times in high school did one of the kids yelled at him on your classes? Oh if you count me especially like science at least a couple of times a year. We had the we kid in my high school class. It probably said it twelve times in one semester so good and it was Everytime time you do don't put it out with boots. Ted Jordan Thomas Special. Yeah you would say that all the time as well as GAC bat. Those are two George Thomas Specials parts. Probably the one that I say the most. It's my most used them on my phone to send somebody for a while. There was the most I used. Jackpot move. We'll keep going though. Keep read to save that one all the time no yelling on the bus. Good Grand Green Wonderful Chris Farley Yep around like a van I dare you to throw your sandwich to the bus driver. So good of all things third or fourth grade kids like Billy Sandwich. It being a pants cool. Consider Me Miles Davis to. That's a good one. I think that's a history line too. Because you gotta go back figure out. Who Miles Davis's well? She's an old lady that I know but for like people watching this movie Western those who miles Davis's probably pieces pants to without a doubt he was negative. One Yeah was predeceased goes Oh yeah. That's right That's quick tastic. That wack dad's that's a good one. I'd say that one all the time anything. There's intimidation anything duck related. I don't use that one's much or if I need to say the word fantastic it's GonNa be quick tastic most of the time now. You're all in big big trouble. That's a good one catches the dodgeball Boston's so hot. Want to touch the hiding. That's a good one where he talked about. No I will not make out with you. So just he just had a nowhere yet. It's one of those things like if you like in real life. I think I've said it a couple of times. It's just so funny like everyone around just like what word that come from. Same person in that science class in high school Same same thing same joke. He just yellow. One movie teacher wouldn't be looking but we know who was. Stop Looking at me Swan. That's a good one. That's an early one though. Yeah that's like one of their releasing the movie that one. I only use very often because we don't have a faucet looks like a swan. Yeah my big fit that one in. Yeah you gotTa be good unless there's a swan then you yell at this one. Yeah I realize I'm under utilizing that quote. Yeah you don't see a lot of swans. I'm sure I'M GONNA go out of my way to find a sponsor yell at October Nudie magazine. If anyone asked me what day it is. I always say October me to without him. So don't ask me that question if you don't WanNa fake answer man. I'm glad I called back. Go such a good time such a good line. It's such a good scene. He just says sorry to the kiddy bully and Steve Show just shows up with his rifle and shoots aircon the but he's going to be a soccer player. I've probably a couple times. You inferring that I'm pregnant. Yeah Yeah you've done that like fifteen hundred times tonight that's That's a good one. Yeah it's too damn hot for pigmented. Just be walking around anytime anytime. It's hot it's either that or it's milk was a bad choice. Those are to go to. I'm more of a milk was a bad choice. Yeah Jackpot. We already covered inject shut up onto. That's a good one. That is correct. I would say that most used and my favorite line is that one. Yeah it's Chris. Farley's taken off. His SHIRT GETS THE QUESTION RIGHT. That is correct then. Just tosses hair nails so good. I think yeah I think those are all. There's a couple more that are on here but I think those are those are your main ones. I think jackpots by most used one. I think my favorite quote is I like. Don't put it out with your boots dead. I think October is my favorite. Yeah but that is correct as mine. Yeah I just love the way. Mcdonalds is the October and that from him guessing October he knew at Adam. Sandler just knew that it was Nudie magazine day. Best supporting cast. Now I'm GonNa give you four choices you need to pick. I mean you've already talked about how much she loved Moretti but Chris Farley unaccredited as the bus driver fantastic. Favourite Norm McDonald has some great lines in this one. He does a really good job he it was a really good guy that just hang out all the time. Yeah really good. I'm going to go put some beer in a bucket. Basically Stephen Shemi. He's in the movie for was like three lines. The thing with him is eat. Kinda plays the same character a lot. Just the creepy while he was supposed to have gone to high school with Adam Sandler according to the movie. But he's twelve years older than Adam. Sandler. Don't have to worry about that movie. Yeah I guess there's Penguins Center walking or Veronica TNC. She was more of a star whence she's a supporting hearn atom or the two. I think biggest of the movie okay. So it's Chris Farley. Oh with me. You could name a thousand people for as far as my one of my favorite comedians of all time. Is this your favorite Chris Farley Role? No Tommy Boy. Tommy boy is good blend with your being the he just kills it in this movie. He's so good so talented. Who's the war sector in this moving? Frank Yeah Francs. Pretty bad another quote. We miss a stole the shirt from Frank. Let's shirt right now if you could recast frank. Sincere wars actor. Who would you get to do it now? There was a rumor that it was originally written for David Spade. I could see that. I can't see David speed being the drunk friend. That's just sitting there though. No I know he probably was super young by the Jack. Black would have been good. He's about the right age to he would have been good twenty-seven-year-old Jack Black that would be good. I had a thought that I thought that Paulie shore would have been a good frank. He would have fit the role really well like really Super Limited. You can't give them a lot of lines like frame. Yeah just like just enough. Paulie shore like in a goofy movie. Replace that leading tower of cheese Just just enough not a full movie now. One of the other supporting castes that we forgot the principal. How do you feel about principle Anderson? I thought he did for his role. I thought he did a really good job. I like saw the scenes. Some of the more he does the Valentine hilarious comic. The whole wrestling subplot. I don't I don't get it. Yeah you really ruin a really good movie with that random Blob near the revolting blob. Thing I didn't I didn't understand that now if you could take a scene out of the movie. Which one could you do without like I talked about earlier? The penguin doesn't make much sense to me doesn't make sense what makes sense still funny. I just don't really like the Penguin. I like it when he chases the penguin and then tries to grab it falls into when they first meet. Yeah see I didn't care I could have done. I think. In the seamer Chris. Farley makes the Penguin O and I just think they could have done better with him being hammered than chasing a win. I just thought that just really didn't give it the eight plus effort like they should all right. That's fair scene. I could do without is when Eric's talking to himself basically about how he needs to destroy Billy Madison. But he has that mouse with them or the hamster. Whatever it is Why what you're the. Vp of the biggest hotel chain in the history of the world. And you have a hamster on your desk and they find another way for him to talk to himself like a snake. We'll just talk to yourself enough to be talking to a hamster almost like a snake would be more fitting than a hamster for sure. Now if you could add is seen to the movie. What would you do? That's a tough one so you took the penguin scenes and now we've got like just a six minutes to fill eighty nine minutes. I think he could have just done more havoc drunk. That was fun like somehow busts his tent that he moved later in the where he goes and lives out L. He like just blow that up or something. I think we need another scene with Veronica. And and Billy 'cause we go straight from the scene where they call her on the phone and she says that the third grade kids more of an adult than billy. I'll show you a grown up. Yeah so we go from that scene to the field trip. And then he likes sexually assaults her and then they're like walking side by side and shouting and then they're like he rubbed he does the P. thing and then they're dating. Oh it just showed what kind of guy he was that he would. Pee Fake His pants for his buddy give it. They went straight from sexual assault to them like friendly chatting but like she hates him. But you have to a nuisance more. You have to remember this year on the bus. When he actually fake filter up she goes kind of in a playful voice. Why don't you go sit back in your seat? I doubled area Kinda flirty. It's that might have been the start of the relationship. She's just super into grabbing her boobs. I yes sir type. She just liked the immature nature of him like trying to be cool with the kids that she's been teaching. I think we need one more scene set that up I need. I need a better transition. Needs to be like one extra scene. Okay I'll let you have. I don't get it. It doesn't make sense all right. Best Song best use of a song to be one of all tumble for you. When he's dancing on this stuff you just don't see it coming. No it is so good. It's just like a transition song to the next scene and he just like looks around and he the music and just goes and he just goes for it. Why also like It's like a thirty forty five second scene of him dancing. I like when he also when he calls Steve Shimmy. Oh yeah was that yellow. Yeah telephone line will. That's good. I like the song I just like. So they have the clown that falls over and then he's like bleeding from his mouth. I the only the whole song with the kids and their entered. The only the only part of that song that I like is when the the cloud wakes up. Don't I have a nice rack Yeah that's yeah. That's a good song. He their kids that you thought was dead. That's classic. I laugh every single time that that clown backup city of the hemorrhage in his head. That's pretty good. We get to all of our Trivia. I think that's the only thing we have left. I think one of them was. Billy's Dad was the dad in Christmas story. Oh yeah just kind of a random fact that Owen that norm MacDonald was actually hammered in the scene where he was supposed to be Hammer. They just let them get drunk. Just do whatever good for marrying Pete Sampras so it was like wondering what happened to Veronica now. When do we know what year they Mary was after? Yeah it would have been after this because if you look at the credits. She's not whatever her name is Sampras like she has now got I think she did. Billy Madison in Mortal Kombat and then married Pete. Sampras just doesn't have to do anything anymore. Just have to pretend to like Billy Madison. So good all right. I think that's all we got on billy mouse. And it's one of my favorite movies so quotable so well LE- I mean most people. We like different kinds of movies. And let's just say it's not GonNa be on the Oscars tonight. No It's definitely a bad movie but it's just so funny. It's one of the movie. Just put on in the background and you just laugh at one of the things. You just laugh about the scene that you know that's coming up next now. That was in. The era of good am sandler movies though. That's the it's the first Adam Sandler moving down one. Where he's The star at least Daddy waterboy. Happy Gilmore become after this one but the ninety five and Gilmore's say that those are like his wheelhouse when he was his best not grownups. Thirteen at the end of the Billy Madison in the Weird Voice of I guess maybe waterboy. But he's like more of a bad ass all the movies Truly medicine he's just the butt of every joke in this one great. I love it. Can't believe within twenty years movie came out makes me feel really old. Yeah Really Oh yeah. I think that's all we offer. Remember that thing. We'll take a quick break and come back with sports chug sports job with the spivey brothers cubs or good get the ball big country generic soccer. Take all right. That's enough. I'm out of breath. All Right for sports jog we are GONNA recap the Super Bowl. I off which we talked about our prep on the live show when we both successfully predicted the winner. Yeah we're pretty close on guests in the actual score. Guess was thirty one twenty nine. I was twenty four sixteen so we were pretty close on it. You actually pick the MVP which the chiefs one that to the MVP. I thought the guy I chose Damien Williams played a really good game. He got that garbage rushing touchdown was kinda patted his stats but it normally. If you're running back you score receiving and a rushing touchdown with over one hundred yards rushing. You usually going to get the. Mvp mahomes didn't play super great to like the end of the game in a kind of had to let's be fair that third and ten where he threw up that passed that was in the air for seventy five seconds and still knowing came and knocked it down to tyreek Hill. Okay so I heard So Dan Orlovsky broke down. That play. Good smells had that take. And he's like first of all he called that play second of all. If you look at him he does like a fifteen yard drop because he knows he asked to set that play up and it works all the time and second of all he added throw it sixty yards in the air to get it to where it was while somebody was hitting him in the face and he has to throw it before tyreek makes his break for work. While I heard too I listened six. Eighty one of the niners did the wrong play. Didn't go to his part of the zone. Yeah because they had the the crossing route to Who Was Sammy? Watkins was right at the first down line. And you're like bullets. Got To be the guy so he drops back so it's just on the safety to guard the fastest dude in the NFL. Running straight at him looks like he's GonNa go to. It'd be the safeties left and then he just cuts. There's nothing you can do that. But I guess that play works all the time for him and my mom's called it and he made a ballsy sixty yard in the air. Throw to get it down there. The thing is I mean. That's the thing about the chiefs all years you can hold it down and then just one quarter punch in the gut listed so fast. It's crazy family loggins. She could he had a really good game. That was a huge pickup for them. Yeah he's been healthy for the first time in a long time so that's good for them. Big Shoutout to the big pickle thirty five on his team winning for the First Time. Fifty years pretty impressive. Yeah we're definitely happy for Ansi. Now he's Damian Williams vp. I think the Mahomes should win. Mvp Not for his play during the Super Bowl but first performance during the celebration parade in Kansas City. When I don't know if you saw this scene a fan throws him a beer from the stands he catches it cracks. It open drinks like stone. Cold Steve Austin and then throws it on the ground. It's a very common practice at the parade. But it was when you're starting quarterback with one that does it s classic. Another video. I saw he was up on one of those buses and he throws a like a football out to the crowd. And this guy goes running for just runs right into a parking meter. He just falls flat on the ground. So good one. Last thing that I saw a couple of things left think one last thing I saw Shannon Han last ten minutes of the two Super Bowls. Bidin forty six to nothing. He's been outscored in the last ten minutes of those two games. You both of these games that we're talking about this. The niners were averaging seven yards a carry six and a half seven yards with like the best run game ever. It was the same thing they was happening in the Patriots Super Bowl. It wasn't the passing game. They got in there. It was crazy outside. Run game where they're averaging like seven or eight yards a carry. Now we'RE GONNA THROW. It was second in five. We're going to put everything on. Garoppolo and make him make reeds to see who's open. Will I down you? Get five yards rushing interact with at least play action all three. If you'RE GONNA make him throw it. I mean I understand going for the win trying to get the first down. You don't want to give it back to mahomes but you're up to tin twenty to ten with like eight minutes left you just have to burn clock. You're up ten with what like five minutes left. Six and a half minutes left knows something like that and then they punted the ball. Just run three minutes of. Give your chances yourself a chance to win. Don't get defensive. It wasn't offensive. Pass interference at the end of the half kettle. Will they deserve not calling the time out after they stopped cost them forty seconds there but it? I mean by rule. You couldn't voted overturned it if it's definitely He extended the arm. Yeah I mean he's hand fighting if they didn't call it I wouldn't say you could overturn and say it was pass interference. It's one of those. I don't think it's their reason. They lost no definitely not the reason. I don't necessarily think it's even the refs that made him lose. No a lot of you know anytime you're team loses. You're looking for a reason to blame it on somebody else. But they honestly football's or spy gate or they played three and a half quarters. That's a yeah yet to play for. It was a good game. That was a little boring. The first three quarters you lead halftime show. Definitely you know. Two very skilled performers even at forty three and fifty years old. Yeah they they both look good. I think they were seeing that. I wasn't paying attention to that. Yeah I like the Little Tongue Lama thing will there was a mean they change it to Allama but I guess it's part of our culture. Yeah that means like happiness or something I think shaking her butt with J.lo's also part of their culture. I do too yeah die. Favorite part was watching twitter after the halftime show and just seeing all the random people like JEB. Bush was one of the ones. That was the best halftime. Show that I've ever seen awesome classic. There's a lot of people that were not as happy about it. All they need to deal with it you. You didn't expect them. That's basically their Goto. Yeah that's I don't I don't know I enjoyed it very good. Fantastic halftime show. I think that's all anything. That's one to bowl now let's get into the NFL football's over. I'm glad that the XFL is here to kind of hold us over until good first. Two draft decent football. They'll do yeah all right. What do you think about your team gets? Murky Bets I. I'm Kinda sad that that was the bomb during the NBA trade deadline. That was the biggest news that we got. Yeah think that I am excited for Mookie. Betts David Price. Now that we've got to really high paid old pitchers that are not good in the playoffs. That's exactly what we need. I don't know how much he's got left tank but when you get the probably top five player them I'll be for. Can Ada in Obamacare. Do go good but I mean I mean bets is better but is bets going to be good. When does know pitches? Komen frigging cheer. I can't wait to see him. Walk into the Club House for the first time. What does the dodgers love it? Hey man sorry about that but we knew exactly what you're throwing their Clayton. Oh I didn't even think about that. You just ruined the mookie Betts Trade for me love me such generic price to just running his mouth. No be you'll be interesting like our. Our lineup is absurd. Yeah I mean again. We have no relief. Pitching Kenley. Jansen is not the same but we've got kershaw David Price Walker bueller Alex Wood. That's not a terrible rotation you know on pay per again. The dodgers prog meet the best in the major league again. They're gonNA find a way to blow it my opinion someone's GonNa Cheat in we're GONNA lose again without a doubt and I hope it's the cubs. Wait till you find out about how the nationals cheated last year and then that's how we lost two. I honestly think just the dodgers blue that. Obviously it's not possible. They would never do that every year. Since nineteen eighty eight so good good so. Nba Trade deadline came and went. What SNOOZE FEST? Yes my favorite time of the year and they ruined it. Yeah I mean for US kings fans getting rid of deadman's contract that we just gave him the back to the team. He came from a salary dome so we can sign bogey. Yeah I mean they. They've played pretty good a salary dump out of a guy that didn't fit the team at all. So that's not the worst thing. What the Red Hot right now? They are the only five games I played. Maybe once they want like six eight or five six. Today they're six and two in the state hit nineteen threes. I against the Spurs. But that's not what we're talking about. The Clippers got better by getting Morris. The rockets got smaller. That smart would a weird trade so weird this some going this rockets owner where he's just like you need to just get under the luxury cap. Daryl Morey is like I guess what I guess who are going to get rid of. You told me I had to get Russell. Westbrook doesn't make technically save money over Chris. Paul but doesn't mean like yeah. Let's get rid of the only center on our team and now. Pj Tucker. You're the center. Guardian Davis Real quick. I mean at work. They ended up beating them that night. It's not gonNA work for seven game. Servers that team just doesn't make any sense. I feel like the owners like sabotaging Tarot Maury so they can get rid of them. Is it cost him a bunch of China money? But I think that's what it is. Conspiracy gotTa be like Your State Pat for now Book State Pad. They're probably GONNA sign some anger waiting in the buyout market. But I don't know that it's going to be what they thought it was. I think Lebron's leg just this way Tristan Thompson. He's GonNa get it by the cavs allegories. Yup Tristan dumps don't get about iggy the heat Kinda sexy. I guess so they had to give just winslow though I yeah I do too but like five years ago campionships pedigree man an MVP. And then the big one I think's going to be very interested in Wiggins to the Warriors House wiggins going to fit with. I mean it's not hard to fit with Curry Thompson and dream on dream on. I think it's a better fit declawed. Didn't really have a spot that lineup. He was always trade chip the managed. They managed to like all right. Durant'S GONNA leave. I guess we can just let them leave and use the salary or oldest goes grabbing all star a sign in trade and we'll use them as a trade chip yeah. I think they're gonNA get obviously really package it with the crazy hide. Two first round draft picks that we have this year. Because the team sucks. Yeah Curry Gut. Mysteriously injured guys hitting it from the hid it from the logo. Just sort of some sort of weird plot by them. Yeah so I mean. Sports is going to be a little boring until baseball starts but then we boring during baseball until October. I Love Baseball. I like NBA playoffs. That's the next thing excited for all right. We're the NFL draft think. That's it for sports. Yeah take a break more. GonNa come back with. Ask US by. You've got questions. We've got man boobs directly from our listeners. We bring you ask a spivey for ASCA spivey We'RE GONNA run back one of the questions from our live show that I realized that we didn't answer when I went back and listen to the episode so the question came from Stephanie Chambers. What is the most random fact that you know? There's a lot of random facts that I know but the one that comes to mind the most is your ears never stopped growing. And that's just kind of like that is fun fact. You'd think they would. Do you think your head stops. Grown does not get the bump and you had a big old. Yeah I'm my most random fact is that you sneeze faster than a cheetah can run. That is good so if you're ever trying to escape a Cheetah Sneeze. They need to win a race for the Cheetah. A cheated could eat. You know pretty big dude but I think they can take down like bison they have like no stamina Caesar's like if you avoid it enough times yeah eventually get you're going to avoid a cheetah you're going to be like give me some cheetos mini hit like a bear. I don't think that's accurate. Luckily I don't live in Africa so now to worry about battling Jesus you never know they say. Lincoln does though it's true. I might have to fight off. Chester Cheetah at one point. I doubt he'd probably take me to probably all right. Next question comes from John Tomlinson. I think this is the second time we've had a question from John. If you could befriend any animal what would it be? And what would you do with them? If I could choose any animal probably a wolf and I don't know I'd probably like raise man cub or go to Minnesota. I don't know what I would do with my wolf but I think whatever we did it would be fun. I just think a wolf is a good protector. Like good with packs. So you'd always be protected me because he's a wolf. I like it. I broke my answer into to like a real life animal. I think it'd be a kangaroo like a really big kangaroo 'cause I wanNA ride around in Kangaroo Pouch. That's a really big grew. I also want to organize some sort of boxing match be the manager for Kangaroo. That'd be activity that I would do with said kangaroo. I think you probably get in trouble for that. I think if we did Australia fine. There's no rules there. That's true land of many trees. That's not right. That's says on the Columbia to pick a non-real annual he would be Yogi bear and we steal picnic baskets all day long. I think you would just probably have him still picnic baskets and you just help them empty him he just have to keep taking them. Because I'd be eating everything inside the picnic baskets. Yeah I'd be like wasn't there. Jelly sandwiches picked up. No no man. It was empty one. Come on Bro. See if you can find wasn't funny and now functions. I'm not a big funding guy. I had a helper this year for the holidays. Jesse like help you read and stuff she. This year she was eating funds. I'm like I just have never been fun in person. It's a sidebar sidebar. Kinda reminds us what we did this week. What do we do this week? We're guest star. Oh that's right gag this week so all right. I think that's going to wrap it up. We just wanted to get those couple questions in there. You can find on social media at Spivey special if you WANNA give us your ask us by questions for our next episode. Check us out on the character. Combine podcast available everywhere. You can find podcast. It's the one that says featuring us. Yeah they're gonNA do a little drop of US something like important. A accident only got us say it's a little video of US introduced in the episode. We had absolute blast. Douse a lot of fun. Good time it was a lot of fun so check us out on that. I think that's coming out this Wednesday. So keep an eye out for that but listen to other episodes volts a good podcast and. I think our next might be a live show. You know unless you have the pod. Bean APP downloaded. And you follow the show. If you the show on pod being you have the APP. It will notify every time we do. Go live and we might just randomly go live one time one of these weeknights and just we like to do that to one to make sure that it's GonNa work right in to to meet people like Brent. Yeah you gotta get the crowd into it. We randomly go on random. Live shows all the time and try to talk. Just ask them questions about pizza and stuff like wow this guy again. What's that about the Bible? What are you doing the pizza that they piece in the Bible fact? That might be wrong. I don't I don't know that's right. You got anything else for this week. One thing I do have Zack. Your fat or your fat later.

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Monday 2/22/21 - Adam Sandler Draft (ft. PFTCommenter)

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Monday 2/22/21 - Adam Sandler Draft (ft. PFTCommenter)

"All right man three monday. It's february twenty-second. Welcome to the dog. Walk preside barstool. Sports snake draft. Monday return gas. Pf is on zoom pf. T welcome back. Thank you for having me. It's nice of eddie to show up. It's just sad you know i. I know that you guys were talking about you. Know what a great commissioner eddie is. That's all that you guys talk about like you. You give him his due. You're very good I don't know whether you call it. Not employees do commissioner your subjects subjects of his highness and i've experienced them. Yeah well it's not you guys always treat them with such respect and then it's just sad to see that he doesn't reciprocate and he you know he shows up late to his own meetings. But eddie i still love you Just you know maybe something to work on the future. Pfc i appreciate it. I was like. Today i apologize. Yeah on my car got stuck in the snow. I do have a broken ankle. dave This is you know the gall to say that you are disabled tread lightly. Technically i am right now. He was on the phone with the cpa as you walked in about to sue them for not abiding by americans with disabilities at. You think you could get a temporary fucking parking. I'm fucking cutting the line for the rollercoaster. Create america right now. How 'bout that that's eddie. That's actually a great life hack is if you have if you have a sprained ankle and you actually can't walk. Give you go to amusement park. They give you a wheelchair and they have to let you to the front of every single line. One time my brother had like a broken. I think it was like a a metatarsal or something and foot and i got to go to the front of every single line at universal studios. It was the best day of my life. see. I'm getting on fucking splash mountain right away. So yes it is that you're going to go on the log. You think it's possible for you to travel right now ed cruise. That's i don't appreciate that. Listen i know the reviews commissioning abilities or ninety nine percent positive across board. That's what i see on twitter every week so A little mishap i apologize. I think. I think it's that's the level of the vote that saddam hussein used to get to get ninety nine percent of the vote. Well well. I can't can't can't can't help numbers and help number. And what can you say that. Yeah i mean all my cars literally just sitting in my alley right now. It's like a ghost car. You know what i mean. He pass those on the side of the road. Yeah i had to use my roommate's car so it was a dire situation. My no one else can get out of the. I'm at the end so really only one guy who's who's even try to get it out. I trust shoveling worse than the time you got stuck in central illinois. That's a good question that was really funny Worse because it made me late. And i had shit to do So regardless we gotta get to the draft Congratulations ria one. Last week except in space she used the polls. Pf t I guess does that allowed any more now than i did it. I know so. I is that officially not a lot. I think we have to officially say. It's because here's where i get thrown off as i don't think you can do it fine. I don't think he can. Anybody else can do it. Well how do you juice the polls so it's anonymous now. Pf t and there's just numbers like pick one to going through five. She just sat for no particular reason. If anybody if all might six the office people one of over five. I wouldn't be mad. Okay god she yeah. Yeah when the when she did that. I was gaining traction. I think it was like three points off of her and then as soon as she did. This year has blown out of the water. So i think it wasn't illegal at the time so i can't. We don could be mad but it was written you. Could i think maybe the right thing to do would be to throw out her tally and then just whoever finished second should really get the win for last week. Did i mean. I would have said that regardless of who came in second but i did happen to principal wrecked yes. Can we talk about how i got bent over handrail and violated in my astle. If that's what happened if you want to. Dave yeah got completely fucked over by danny our social media little wink he was he. He corrected me. It's a he. He's he's a twenty. I guess i've never heard that one. But he's a twenty says by his account and he He tweeted like who should win the draft without making animus in a completely fucked me. I thought i had the best and this isn't like mijas this is there's no bison account here i had the best draft without question. Carl's draft sucked. He drafted a guy that was a game show host and he was on the poid. It was ridiculous but that's a new weekend. I'm ready to dominate this one. They've got a quick question. Have you ever had a draft and been like. Yeah i have to admit. Hand up my draft stunk. Yeah few times. I've said that ed. I've walked in here and be like oh man i'm not. I'm not going to be good at this one a handful of times. I have have if afterwards said last week to. There's like three qualified reality. Tv experts between ed chief. In real. i watched a lot of the shows that were drafted. I would say i'm pretty qualified. I watch keeping up with the kardashians. I watched american idol. like probably have two seasons. I watched many seasons the bachelor and bachelorette. I thought i thought you should have been on. But i agree. You're gonna do. What are you going to say. The people voted against you. The people do this to you. There's a huge votes in our last draft than there had been the last three drafts very gal so there are over twenty thousand people so the barada people don't even get me started on those assholes Okay so today's draft is going to be an alert traffic. It was He did the video he did. The happy gilmore. For dr twenty five years since the movie came out so figured was appropriate. everyone here is a big sandler guy to a degree. Ryder grew up in the nineties. I feel like that big enough. Yeah i mean. I was a huge steeler fan back in the nineties. I kinda stopped following some of his work in the two thousands. I have to admit never saw grownups. I haven't seen a lot of the recent ones actually but Of course like everything that he did from nineteen ninety into the probably like two thousand three. I i saw all those was like a first weekend moviegoer whenever he had a new movie. Come out so always going to be a big fan has no. Yeah definitely like you said. Well dave i'll be the guy that says i'll be the guy that says great actor even better person in the twenty minutes said i got to know. He actually seems like deny cest human being on the planet are. There's a lot of stories out there that says he's a genuinely awesome dude. Where are we with boehner. Docs boehner dogs is green lit. I can't say anything. I i'm actually bound by. Just keep your ear on the ground there. My dog's voter dogs. yes so i just. I'm excited for it. I love adam sandler. Those these movies more kids were classics. So here's the Subcategories it's obviously going to be a sandler character. then there's going to be a sandler love interest The third one is going to be a sandler side character so someone from does not adam sandler per se but one someone else in movie that you really like. The fourth will be a villain foil whatever and then the fifth. This is a new kind of thing here. We want with a prop or something like an item or something in a movie. Why are you shaking. There's some really good fucking props. I think i said open category. It's almost like Kinda miscellaneous e. because it's very you know you just picking objects from the movie. Yeah change it from moment at the last minute. Because i don't like someone getting like the character and then someone just taking a great moment for that character and then it kinda like to fare does well. I don't like moment because the time when he gets saved the billy madison is the best moment saying movie ever. So i don't. That's such a clear cut number one moment. And if someone is billy like it takes it away so We will be doing first time ever will see how it goes before we get into it though. We do want to talk about a new sponsor. This is going to be a crossbar sukagaw. It's gonna be a red line to try to nutrition a meal. Prep service dave. I love that. Yeah i mean that's one of those things where it's like. You always wanna do one of these. 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That's incredible forty percent off meal. Prep with the code dog. Walk go to try to nutrition dot com says dog for this exclusive. My roommate and i we tried to curry chicken. It was very good. So go trifecta. Nutrition okay. Here's the order. The draft order will be carl's number one chiefs to white sox daves three For pf is five All right carl europe first. Let's do it with the first over selection. I'm taking a character. I'm taking billy madison. So i think that was before i was just. He's the best. I just remember being seven years old. And you're playing at the pool and someone's like if you heard about this movie and it was like word of mouth thing on that guys in the hurley's backyard with my brothers and and it was like have you heard about this and then yet we just rented if they just got it from blockbuster we're gonna watch it after dinner tonight and i just remember peeing my pants and it's been a movie appear pants with like your whole fucking life. Even though i just subliminally said that your pants thing there you go so true. Yeah i i didn't even never mind. I mean beauge root for is easy to root for get some level. It's relatable everybody's a fucking knucklehead. He's the king of the knuckleheads guy who didn't want to grow up a peter pan and then he gets. The hot girl goes all the way through gets to relive his childhood which is kind of fun to think about doing anyways and Yeah so great character. First grade through eighth grade right now if you try first grade through eighth grade yes you get into doing like physics and calculus and things like that i. I'm flunking out. There's no chance there's no chance math. Like math. wants you to sixth grade. I don't remember anything past up point about math. If you put an algebra textbook in front of me as true algebraic textbook like it's actually crazy to think that we make twelve year olds. Thirteen year olds. Fourteen year olds. Learn these advanced math concepts upset. I still can't even wrap my brain drought and we're able to figure did i don't know that's true. That's a that's a great point I actually think like as far as billy mattis goes that scene where they're in the classroom and she says like open your textbook up Reading like my sister fanny or something like that when the whole class laughs at that and billy like looks around the class starts laughing play along. That is a very underrated. Very funny part of that movie. And then he comes over to the top six nine one. That's one of the they have. no idea. Sixty nine dodgeball with the kids. Like everything a hand up. Hand up back when i originally saw the movie. I had no idea what he's talking about. Well of course. Yeah yeah but the thing the basketball thing to like now. That i'm an adult and i've got like a five year old nephew and i've got a brother who's ten years younger than me so i did it like when i was like eighteen and he was eight. We play the drive in. Just you know blocked swatow and then just do like the adam sandler matt celebrations and his face so like that. That was awesome so that was the brief all up after the loss. Dog story where he has that moment. Clear he's got fucking responsibility. You go out there and find fucking dog. I love that because it's like it's a little bit heart warming and it's hilarious at the same time because he's like getting passionate about learning like kindergarten level. It's everyone else is just eating glue. And he's all zone on the fucking story. They're all passed out just too good friend man. I ever hit rich. And i was a millionaire. You guys could all you know. Crash get drunk by my pool. Ask ernie pitas past one of the most one of the foremost like my for the longest time in the comments section of barzal. What i heard. Yeah you've heard call true But also he meant for the kid who can read so tough chief. You're right i'm going. I'm we'll sensitive going with a prophet. Because i think it's the thinnest category and i'm taking chubs. His prosthetic hand so that was like a movie that was out there. A prop does in the whole movies. Great story with the alligator head. Chomping it off gets run over by a bus. He gets hit with a hockey stick. It crumbles when he's shaking heads people like. Maybe that's i'm just an idiot. But like that humor like i i love i love every time was perfect because it's such a stupid plot twists in the movie like when the truck runs over it the up when he crumples in his hand when he first entered uses it to billy madison when he's taking the baseball's off the chest or heavy going. He's like oh my god and he's just like shaking it in his face and i do like when he goes to heaven. They shows he's playing. The piano gets his hand back. Yeah yes we die. But he gets it back. That's a good pick chops. His hand is a huge part of that movie huge. Yeah yeah it. I like it chubs. Pf t like the hand. I love the hand. Yeah the fact that it keeps getting destroyed over and over again. I love crazy glue. They won't even be talking about the hand but you can see it. And it's just taped and glued together like worse and worse throughout the movie like you would think maybe at some point like billy would've gotten him a better hand or Fedor hand after. He won like all that money but no. It's just like three twigs. That are glued to yes great. I love it good. Pick pick white sox. Dave europe i gotta go with happy gilmore. I got to i I it's a toss up between happy going billy madison for me. It's like one of those movies they just never gets. It's never gets worse as you get older. The humor stays it stays course through the light through the test of time. I want the movie. It's my favorite Happy who is my favorite adam sandler. Movie and happy gilmore. He's great like trying to hit on the on the little. What is what is she. I'm not going say her name. What is she though. She does the marketing yes. She doesn't marketing for the pga tour. And you know he's he's got great rivalry with he's who shall not be named and Yeah i'm going to or happy. York keeps proven. My point that billy madison's a better character than happy gilmore because we've already had two slips now one from day from pf talking about happy gilmore where they've just call him. Billy i don't see i think that that's like if you took happy gilmore. I might have been calling them. Happy like those guys like they. Just can't they're kind of this similar character. They kind of mesh together. So i haven't like happy gilmour better. How do you think would have been different. If like if happy gilmore was in billy madison and billy madison was the main character of happy gilmore. Because i think they'd probably be the exact same movie but it's like they're they're pretty much the same character they're just such awesome characters that i don't think anybody cares. Yeah i like the billy mass. It's more happy. Go lucky we're a happy. Gilmore has chipped on shoulder. I mean but they're trying to save my skate off and try to stab guy. Billy madison would never say that. Didn't he like somebody's head though. Yeah that's true. No no not. Not in billy madison. Happy was just trying to be cool. Get later he was just a loser. A deadbeat who's living off his father's money which i would do to. If i was the owner of i would rather see happy. Gilmore in that environment with the kids Regardless billy and happy are they have to be drafted in the first round or chubs is a first round prop for that's a good prop. That's a good prop jet. Its value pick. I liked that. We're short on tight ends this year to me i gotta go with villain. I'm i'm surprised he got to me. I don't think there's anybody better than shooter. He's one of the best boot villains in movie history in movie history. Shoot i i mean he is perfect his he got unless cool though because he's so creepy accessible like their pictures of him on the subway and just feeling like shooter to show up. I would look at. I look it up. Can you do a cameo with shooter. I bet you can't. Of course i don't have to look it up on monday. I will have a cameo if possible if shooter mcgavin for the parcel chicago office. Wait made more money doing cameo than he did in the movie i. I'm sure he strikes me as a guy that is absolutely cashing in on the The cameo economy canadian one other movie. He's in no. yeah. That's why. I don't think i mean you'd be actually accessible now matters. He's shooter mcgavin. i'm taking. I don't wanna hear about him after he was. Did you meet him at the super bowl party no. I don't think i met him. Maybe there's an awesome video of him. Being in sitting in the middle places flooded often and barefoot like he's he's an animal but shooter great yet in anywhere right when her the the scene where the beach ball flies onto the putting green any likes. He's fucking whips beach. Bonnie can't get it off the end of the potter and he's waving it around. They're all laughing his face. And then he sinks. The putney gives a double pistols absolutely fucking hilarious. I'm happy i'm happy. I got shooter number four So that's my first round. Yeah villain off the board sooner gavin. Pf tear up okay. This is tough. Because i could go in a couple of different directions here. I think i'm gonna go with with the same old character. I'm gonna go with bobby. Boucher the waterboy very funny movie. He didn't really do that. It was kind of a mix of the drunk. Happy gilmore accent knows the drunk. Billy madison accent like a little bit of an attempted cajun voice and it was hilarious invented a new accident in that movie And i mean the water boys. Just great jacking. People up all day very sympathetic character and it's surprising like how well developed the character of the waterboy is like having the overbearing mother had been a little bit. Slow having that rage pinup inside his body needing a productive released for it. Like it's actually a sneaky really like well written character which is something. You don't often say about sandler movies. It's usually like this guy's fucking hilarious but in the waterboy. It's like very very funny but also you don't. You almost don't even realize that you like are feeling empathetic towards the Little cajun kid from the south that he made up. So i i love the waterboard. Great move he's an actual nice guy. Bobby boucher yeah. He's misunderstood just a little slow just loves water. High quality h. To the scene one he calls the wrestler in the beginning of the movie channel and campaign is saying oh and like how old you kid. Ten twelve years old. I'm thirty two years old. And they just pause for a second. The host and the in captain encino break care during just start laughing face. That was the big show. Yeah who was a real wrestler. I wasn't sure though. That is a nice guy. He was bullied a redemption ark. He got to take on the bully. We were lucky to have that movie. Come out when it came out his than we were around probably same age. She junior high fat in that age. You're still hang with the boy like like the peak sandler comedy age to like watches movies. Yeah yeah it's That's a good pick. Bobby boucher love the final. First rounder Pf again so. This is where it gets tough. Because i'm not going to be able to pick for several late. For what like eight more choices so you have to maximize my value on this. So i'm going to go with a side character and there's so many great side characters to choose from and adam sandler movies but i think my favorite one is Is the butler from mister deeds. Oh so john turell. He's a great actor like a thirty forty years he's And his like little foot fetish that he's he has going on the entire time he's doesn't mean is underestimated sneaking. Sir i it was. Every time he was on the screen every line that he had was a laugh out loud moment. And that's something you hardly ever get from any character let alone like a side character and movie like that so Yeah i'm going to go. I don't know his name. I don't have in front of me. But the butler from from his meal. Leo lopez is his name. He has way more like memorable and quotable moments than sandler does with maybe three percent of the lines like he like he steals the show in that movie. So that is that is a great. Pick the beau. That's that's by far. We could agree. That's the deepest category. No you're playing. The side characters is the deep they love interest is really who had seen i. I think i think there's so many great side characters. Like i had a hard time whittling down but He was head and shoulders above the rest. I feel like it's it's a it's a deep class. But he's he's the one a knack. The mr deeds is solid. It's a solid movie and he a great character All right it's to me. I'm gonna go with the i love injure soft lord. I mean how could you not go veronica. Vaughn bock veronica. Vaughn is one piece of him and her. If you know what i mean. She's abused inquisition. Veronica she grabbed him by the year. Talk to him out of the room to touch the hiney. he's a no nonsense woman for vonts. She bad bitch bid process some bad myself. I won't say it though credit to me credit. You say you're gonna say she's classically beautiful and i agree. I was gonna say something a little worse than that all right then. I'm glad you help No i think dave's ever filtered. Yeah i'm talking about carrie erickson growth. This is part of my character growth. I do think she's a clear number. One love interest. Absolutely i would agree but it is very deep field. It is deep. Yes but i said influenced by your level. Romanticism could be could be. I'm really interested in who you're gonna take because for for for love interest but we'll see Yeah veronica vaughn and she just fucking. She had that face where you knew. She meant business perfect teacher casting house. Cornstarch thing i was gonna say had you know what it was. She had like the perfect teachers eyebrow like when she was mad at and she would raise that trial. Like you knew that you were in trouble. Yeah i think we all have a teacher that we look back on. It was like man i really. I really like getting in trouble with her. Yeah that's the name or name. No no it's fine. No i'm going to pass on that. But there's one sixth grade shoes franca vaughn's off the board sox. Dave you're up a guy that was my next pick. And i bought since the a love interest category so deep i'm going to go to the prop and i'm going to go the green playbook from the waterboy coach clients green playbook i i like it. I mean basically basically causes mental breakdown. The waterboy came in and save the day saved his career. S se lsu. Which just a dumpster fire of a program. Waterboy steps in coach. Klein gets his green playback. Juju back in a playbook green. His father is a plot of a movie. Goes the green playbook as important as anything. It's as important as anything it really is like. Yeah i'm not disagreeing like a subtle thing. It's almost like indiana told slippers hats. I mean that was like it. Had myth like magical powers basically an when when not going to say anyone. It got stolen from him from the other coach. Like he he lost his mojo mojo coach anymore. He was basically mental case and once he was able to use the playbook again. The whole movie turns around and madonna's win the bourbon bowl. Yeah but but would you. Wouldn't you agree that the reason they won the bourbon ball it because it was a combination for sure talent like. That's like having lavar arrington linebacker. He's better off fuel and freelance. Once you get them once you make them rely too much on a system is that okay. It's kind of coach taking coach klein. He's not dying for a bobby boucher if he's still got through the mud. Dogs are still in good shape if he's still at the notebooks sent him in the college s c lsu southeastern south central louisiana state university s c lsu. All time. Quit you talk about. Funny mall underrated funny moment from billy. Madison underrated. funny moment from that movie is when the tallboy comes information. Just fucking kill them. He's doing slants over the code. Espn cut away bar. It's like i don't know. Scott bam coulter stuart scott scott. He's and other news university of michigan's trying out there towel boy and he's doing fucking slant and it just gets completely cabin because god how great that movie was yeah. It's one of those movies. I watch every single time. I see it's on tv every single time. You go gray and play book off the board chief euro all right. I'm taking shooter. Mcgavin is a first round bill but this is the villain. I hate the most like he comes on screen and i like genuinely hate this character. It's it's glenn. Gulia wedding singer volte-face worst. He's a scumbag habitual cheater. Philander faulk hitting on the stewardess care. The flight attendant. You can't do that guy sucks. What are you laughing at. Sorry what's so funny. now. I'm thinking about I'm sorry i'm listening to you. I'm just thinking about my next pick. And i'm getting really excited. I saw sorry by all means. Go ahead and take it dude. Glenn gulia ultimate scumbag. I fucking love the wedding singer. A great mood i. I've talked about this with ed before. I hadn't seen the wedding singer in years. And then davey yeah. This is my number one. Haven't seen it get room called knows how much i love it. He pulled me aside one day. He's like dude i. This was like two years ago. Twenty nineteen he's like dude. I've never seen it like. Can we watch yeah. i do. Don't worry about watch it. I'm like josh for you. One of those kind of tell you it's because there is an embarrassment when you're like i've never seen it those into that's my number one out and haven't seen at least listen to the soundtrack for because that was a movie where like the soundtrack guitar right. Now that's back in the day when soundtracks were like a huge thing came out. It was like wow. The eighties are back to coconuts. Invite a cd dude. Yeah it was of course. Happy gilmore billy madison. Those moves your childhood but wedding singer is probably my favorite. I just it's such definitely a aside characters with can't say with the movies. I know but what he said It just so fucking awesome. How popular polluting. The a song for the movie that they wrote for the movie grow old with you as that's actually many people's wedding songs and from the movie it's not like an actual song ultimate piece of shit. Nice pick chief. I think maybe can got him a little later. But i didn't think i mean there's more popular but that was a great pick. That's my number. I don't know that. I think i mc avenue one i think julius too i might disagree. Boy i don't hate the pick. It all go all right Carl you're up Okay i'm sorry. I started laughing. Because i was like. Oh i made the decision. Who i was gonna pick and then i was like what's my favorite line from the sky and i started just started laughing so i apologize for interrupting your pick. I'm taking the delivery guy from big daddy out there in the courtroom and he's like hip hop how do you say Lamb and tuna fish in there. Like what fuck. And he's like. Maybe you prefer spaghetti and meatball. And he's like if you like america the hell country like ridiculous. He's just great. He's hanging out with frankenstein time So yeah rob schneider. Yeah delivery guy. I wanted to big daddy guy my team so i thought about i thought about doing a stick mock draft. I have a confession to make. And i was just going to pick all rob schneider rules for this. Every single thing the proper going to be as coconut bra fifty first dates or the wig. You could you could make an entire draft out of that. We have a long and storied history of rob schneider on part of my take great guest recurring guest. Everybody loved him. Just really sweet Human being so I was thinking about doing that. But you're right. Carl like that would have been maybe The first pick that i would take it would be the delivery guy because it's it's It's one of his most iconic role to. He's just the delivery that ends up becoming your best friend and hanging out in couch and just dropping. One liners on teaching them. I got you a clock radio. Hey you're not supposed to me. It's a gift. Oprah's see what i got. I got deliveries to make. Yeah awesome awesome. Character isn't as national named nazo zeo because walking in this. I think he's on the couch when he's doing the scooby's scuba sam be italian in the movie. I like straight off the boat. Italian nineteen twenty some eastern europe. Thinking he's supposed to be living offers your generic again if you took any country that bear that borders the mediterranean sea and then combine them all into one care yes. He's from mediterranean on real great. Great great character. You're up again carl. I actually feel limited with the love interest stuff. And i'll tell you guys. Why when she whenever she comes up. But i'm gonna take. Virginia venit from happy gilmore. She's really hot. She's not as hot as veronica. Vaughn but she's hot if she could be so much hotter for haircut wasn't like mom haircut so she had veronica vons hair she'd be a complete total smoke show and i think she's like a second rounder like i'm getting into the third round and i think she's a second like i think she's a french. Second third rounder. But i i would rather have time to continue to think about my in my villain but i just. I don't feel comfortable the lava. She's great but she was hotter when she was the mom on modern family like she somehow she got hotter like fifteen years later. Never seen it. Never seen it. Look it up. Classic scene the beer. Yeah oh yeah yeah. Yeah everyone's as a kid. You love that one. Yup i mean she's a i you know it's like i don't know love inch was one where i just. I thought love interest pretty easy. Everyone was gonna get someone good for love interest. Yeah sandler i mean but it depends like if you wanna do like the good movies at sandler. Because his later movies he just picks like every mega smoke in the world. Yeah so you could go that route but not even actresses some of them. Yeah so. I don't think veronica vaughn is a better name than virginia venit. His last name. They could've gone sex here. They used to go just straight vivey initials for some reason with his love. Interest veronica von not to say. Be sexy letters in it. Yeah you're right I of worthy worthy pick. She's top girl. One of the top girls off the board for sure Chief your backup I guess i'll go character. Because i feel like those are running running low now. I'll go study colfax from big daddy. I feel like a lot. What you don't like big daddy five. Don't think it's like it's a fine movie. But i don't put it anywhere near a lot of the movies you've already taught no. I think that's great. I mean it's arguably as bad as you know behind wedding singer really might be number. Two i think is the best movie. And then billy madison. Happy gilmore like. They're so classically. Funny that he is the perfect miserable prick yeah walking around syracuse shirt owes chinese photos as eight and it ask great i that character and remember when i found the we'd in your drawer and you lose pencil shavings and you told them was pencil. He's funny dave when he's yelling. Fuck and frankenstein happy. What's your name. S fine use shana colfax. It's a fine movie. I don't love the envy. Like i love the essex on i love it i love big big daddy to me was like that was one of the first adam sandler movies where he didn't play the exact same type of anymore. Billy madison. yeah he was. He was kind of like a schmuck. You was just like a little bit of a loser a little bit stunted growth. But that was the first time where i was like. Is he acting right now. I think adam sandlers acting right now and he's pretty good at it is true. Yeah you're mad at your dad. I forgive yeah. He's i love sonic. I'm surprised dave. You had any shot at him. I mean he's he's fine. It's like when. I think adam sandler i think just like balsa wall comedy in that one. I think that there are other characters at all the way for your there. He's fine shooter. She's an tema more nuanced character which is not worth think of. When i think of adam sandler stay away from the frozen food section. Are you taking elective on film. I love this. We're just picking picks and now we're just doing anyone who likes the movie we'll like this show but if you don't you'll be like what the fuck are these guys talking. This has been the most in this is the most. I've enjoyed listening to us. Talk about our pets. It's funny. I want to know if there's somebody if you're listening right now and you've never seen adam sandler movies but you're still listening to this draft. I want to know what's going through your head right now. That's that would be a psycho move. I appreciate it if you are But let me know if you're like an adam sandler virgin and by us talking about it. If us saying the lines have made you laugh a single time that'd be that'd be good survey for sure All right tony colfax off the board white sox dave. You're up again. I'm gonna take my Let's see is they. P. t. needs so i i can get all right. I think i'm going to be good here. i'm gonna take. I gotta go with the billy. Madison villain. I gotta go with erik. gordon Because i think i can get my love interest later. erik gordon no little sniveling weasel. This is this is. this isn't just white. Sox dave this guy this guy steer least favorite being around the in especially all of us because we used to work in corporate world like just an ass kiss motherfucker that only everybody can sniff them out. Except the people that matter like bosses and higher ups. He's just a fucking count. He tried to he brought in a gun and tried to shoot up a school Like he's just a worse i want. And he's got the most punishable face ever after glenn gulia maybe they both have punch face paying off their janitor. Kit the intel lippi's congress cre- thanks. I'd rather have a beer eric. He gave me the. Yeah at the like get the decathlon. Try ship the school. He tried to kill. Billy technically i mean they're in school. Does shooting yeah put magnum. i thought. Okay yeah i know. I thought that there was maybe a part of the movie that was just. The white sox stayed cut that nobody else has seen where they did like a backstory on him in one of his one of the quality that made a mishit head was when he was a kid. He brought a gun to school. And i didn't remember that. So i wanted to make sure that i wasn't missing out on anything. It's the same character from get out. That's a bad guy from out. Yeah it is. He's a lot He's a good care. Show west wing if anybody teric company and then at the end of the movie he's janitor he's just shows he's so diabolical every time billy would pass it grade and they hardy for billy. Eric would be there in a su- mad like eating. The finger foods talk first and second grade. Big plays actually starting to get nervous. Because he's fucking passing spelling tests. One thing that's interesting about that character though is that he is exactly as emotionally immature but he just tries to act like he's not he's none of the redeeming qualities and all the bad qualities on believable fucking eric poking the holes our this pencil abilities i've when he does Drilling it all right. Her head name to i agree eric. You i'm up again surprise. Got back to me. I think this is arguably the biggest prop. I gotta go with the hockey potter. Yeah i was down to. I didn't want to go back back. happy gilmore. that's the only reason. I didn't take it. I had it has my number one prop though as you. Yes hockey potter's a good. That could easily have been the first proper. I just laugh more trump's jobs fair but the hockey stick potter. Everyone that like that's so sick. Happy learn how to putt sosa. He even holds it like a hockey stick. So was that illegal putter though. Yeah pretty sure. I was against regulations. Sure a lot of fly. He you know what i don't like the putter i like it. I'm just. I'm just. I can't stop thinking hard. I'm just thinking out good category. Yeah not a ton more to say other than hockey stick starts working right when he was a shitty hockey player to begin with now. I can putt. It's like well you get a great shot. Though he couldn't skate couldn't skate and wasn't accurate. As eckel regulation size or why hockey tryouts are chief. They have you like that. The end or fifteen twenty two. Yeah exactly like that. The rest of the there's always next year. The coaching accommodate was like or gilmore. You call like we called you right. And he's like no days like better luck next year in ages. Fucking shit all right hockey stick putters off the board. Pat year up again. I think i gotta go love interest here. And i'm i'm surprised that she hasn't been taken but i'm gonna go with julia through berry more along the wedding singer i actually wanted. Julius can't sorry she was no she did get married right away. She was gonna be julia okay. She was about to be joe. Yeah that's right. She was on the plane on her way to get married in vegas She's just a sweetheart. An i actually wanted to eat julia solvent in real life like she's the sweetest girl ever pretty's be probably can washes. Undress came down to to her and then The lady uncut gems julia to fury. Oh okay picks well sorry. Sorry i thought about her. I thought about the other. Julia and i was like you know what. Pat at the end of the day. You're deciding whether or not you want to draft julia. Fury's ass and i decided at the last second i was like you know what hughley goalie i think total package. Plus she's a sweetheart like the nicest person on earth. So i gotta go julius old. I love her sister. she's such a slut. Is that her sister or friend hudson. Yeah ben stiller's wife in real life plates good banquet hall waitress has exactly what they'll look. Yeah unbelievable filling up those little glasses and everything. I love julius alvan great. Pick your up again. Pf okay So for my next one kyw take the boehner from boehner dogs. A prop does it have an m page jet. Let me check. It's in production is in pre production. It's been in pre production for several. I won't take. I won't take that we'll take is Scuba steve scuba big daddy. Great toy i wanted to scuba steve. I was like fifteen years old or whatever. Nobody'll i still wanna scuba steve as a kick ass active figure a lot of times. If you're going to come up with an action figure in a movie. It has to has to seem like one that you would really want in real life in order for it to work and like so for example in jingle all the way i never wanted the was it the robot man or whatever it was It wants to have all been turbo. Man yeah. I didn't really wanna turbo man. But i wanted to scuba steve. Scuba steve kicks asked skew. Steve i mean big role. The movie at address basim. We stopped on them. Skew steve. Damn you is still like something you might say when you get hurt. Yeah so yeah. could pick Screen what i really liked about scuba steve is. There's no like i don't really understand. What the superhero action was like. Why would a kid want a scuba doll. Like that doesn't seem super exciting to me but It worked but it managed you made a scuba diver seem like a cool action figures. So that's that's gotta be something. Yeah very right Scuba dive off the boards to me all the characters from sandler taken. So i have to pick a side character and i don't know who to pick it so fucking hard. Please don't pick who i want. I have one that i would want badly through. I want one fucking hard. I don't know how i mean you guys. I don't know. I'm saying this. Because i was gonna hold off on mine until the last round now. I i have to take him if you don't take almost just my weight because i don't know who to take it so hard. There's so many good ones. So when he wants faulk i'm honestly i want to shut down the traffic. Think we started countdown normal. Follow traffic just side characters. Could all the runoff. You really could. Yeah maybe ten rounds today. He really could I i'm not gonna do it. I'm just gonna take the sandler. I don't have to because i want to wait I'm gonna go with robbie. Hart yeah yeah the only thing you really take fucking love. Robbie hart great great great the best another one where it's like a good. Yeah let's get paid in meat falls. Yeah paid and meatballs. Who does it for. The love of the game fucking get stood up at the altar tough life for robbie hart yeah wasn't Wasn't like the radeon. Granny you remember her from from. I feel like there were a lot of wrapping granny's that came out right after that was also in old school. I believe a few movies. Granny yeah i forget just like the character like hop a hippie ran perry who also listens to rap music and wraps that was there were tons of those but i think that that was the first one. She paved the way. Yeah yeah no. I think you're right. That's the meatball on my favorites. Robbie hart good dude. Gladiator gladdy wins in the end All right let's act dave. You're up again. I don't even care about my love interest at this point. Because i have to have this side character. I have former friend. I have to have them. And then the in the one scene they. They cut Farmer with the cheerleaders. And they're all completely fucking shit faced drunk and one of them's riding him with like a fake lasso. This is he's he's maybe my phone my favor character in all adam sandler movie. He was one of the four. I was looking at their so. You was the one of the two that i was looking. Okay i had to have them but the home is where you make it. Seen whenever he's talking to someone they're just like so confused. Another great quick subtle offense. Defense over specialties. Starts out running unbelievable between him. I if that wins you the draft panicked. I honestly thought that. I was going to be able to get him last. No problem and then when you said you were struggling to pick. I'm like i. I'm not leaving chance. I'm taking pharma friend. He was one of the four hours between no joke and he was. One of the two chief was between so good booth pull the trigger there on them. great fucking character. All right chief. You're up. I guess i guess i'll just use mine now and i. I don't now like i feel like. There's a gap between pharma friend and this guy farmer france better but The big guy. That's a look up. His name. Mr larson and happy gilmore guy with a fucking sticking out of his head and stein's fat foot over there and he's great. It was a great character is like oh great you can count and you can count on me. Wait for you in the parking lot. I haven't seen the movie in fucking forever but in the original longest yard. I'm pretty sure he played. The role is the same guys. That indian dude in the current longest yard like ever seen either of them. It is probably sailors. Like most underrated layer is movies. Fucking hilarious me and my buddy anything. We went and saw two or three days in a row when it came out. I is so underrated as yard. Line your stone. Cold steve austin's and a rally. Yeah we basically mid two thousand dollars. It was like a expendable for for comedy. Yeah for like cool guy had a ton of like allister's at the time and the movies fucking hilarious. What's the fucking dude who was on life. You've got a bad car. Accident had to quit. Tracy morgan he is morgan. Yeah hilarious in that movie. That movie has has so many great characters and cameras at. You're right it is like the expendable is the entire like bad football team. That's made up of the guards so good it's like i think romanowski is on their stoeckel. Had like a bunch of a bunch of wrestlers. I remember like. I think the first one of the first lines don't go there. Were just in the locker room and he was just playing air guitar to mississippi queen news is the white man plays guitar and that was a laugh out loud moments. It was one of the plenty of scenes everybody. The camera was that movie. Not just like on the on the bad team like chris. Berman's in there. Yeah everybody against such a great great movie. It was big. You didn't have to put. Chris berman a movie. I'll be like that movie. Has everyone know it really. Does this arsenault. Great great pick in the beginning movie when he hits the nail and then he just like slowly gets up over the two by fours and like slow-motion motion basically growling like dogar. He's like yeah. He got the best that round. But i'll see you in the parking lot. He was not one of the four hours between happy about that. But he's good. He's great he's up at all Carl you're up These are my last through picks. I'm gonna go fourth-round prop. I'm gonna take the glacier water from waterboy out the list. That's a good pick though. I think we under the definition of prop. I think that is so sure. Oh yeah you know. Brings it back to life on my list. Now the other thing is. I think that's a great. It's a sports movies are hard. That's a great final game and a sports movie when he comes in at halftime. you know. He's academically ineligible and all that shit like that whole that whole sequence the announcer with dan. You gotta leave. You know these going back with what is what's the line there where it's the last game of the season bags a whole. We know the on side kick. So i can't take that game. I'm taking the water from that game. That brings him back obviously but in talking about the pick i. Where's the glacier. What he gets the special water we're asking. Is vicki van cork vicky vallon court. Yeah she's the devil you're up again An i iou. You guys villain. I'm gonna take hell. Orderly from happy gilmore spent stiller housing. So it's ben stiller from a happy morning. jesus basically like murdering all people of his on shooter. He's he's hilarious he. He's elite for like two minutes total but he's in it visible like so. It's not like the nice warm glasses. Shut the hell up. He's like oh you're great. Pick carl hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty. Every line he says yeah. That's and that's powerful character. Our how fucked up. The lisa lady is there is out to the handlebar moustache. Burly brings it to the next level too and then The way that he tries to act like he's a super nice guy around eight. that's a tremendous looking trophy. Takes myself actually could big. What's his name hell hell art-house off won't plan to grab there. Well if the graphic visuals yeah that's true they will play. It'll play big time Chief you're up again all right so i need last pick for me as a love interest. I feel like this is a deep board but the top ones are gone. So i'm just going to pick the one that i think is the hottest which is donna. Newman and click. It's capex sale. Like i fucking love. Kate back from you like my number one all time. She'd say fuck you to. Why would you say that gun. Kelly's she's look like machine gun. Kelly but i mean like she's she's he's ugly. I these guys are like. I think you could keep pecking sells like she. She does her same thing has had him. Dm her on the air. And he never responded. Yes so if she's not to guy worth like four hundred million dollars. He's not responding here. Chief shallow kate back and sell a skew younger. She's us donna. Newman what do you think. I think that it's not a classic. There are two classic ones there. One more. I don't that you did not pick. That's yeah i think so too. Are you up dave. I'm off but i don't wanna drafter because all you have to be so fucking deep on the waterboard see. I don't i don't like her. She's writer die shortly shows riding hill. People if you ask if you would not just kidding me. That's why yeah. Oh yeah i. It doesn't matter at this point because everybody's got their other than me. And i'm like i don't think i can drag because i'd have three. Why not the water boy do number one then. You should just take her put. She showed bobby orr bubis. Those two. that's true that's true. Yeah see up. Dave alex macdonald chuck and larry. She's i think the hottest of them. Just go bill. Jessica biel. She's beckons dude. Horn picked to. I made horny picker and the cat women costume and then when she hasn't seen when she's getting undressed and she's like these are real by the way and you can see your ass green. It's like it's like it's a gift just stays out there like that. I very much. You'll love that. You you chuck and larry holds up and twenty twenty. It's canceled long if it came out. Now one mike glad awards and shit but it was good right k. Lesbian lesbian homosexuals. Like i i didn't cancelled eyeball more making fun of what we'll try to cancel even though there's no reason to other they're just making just like the system like government whatever find. I'm gonna marry my body in honestly lake buddies at our firefighters and shit and how funny those guys are. Those guys will do anything to be the system. firefighters are still share cable. Little fucking they car pool or they're like the storyline and like isn't that if you're gonna pick it occupation. I feel like firefighters guys who do it. yeah. I'm looking at the liquor pedia right now. It has a social responses and controversy. Category does glad said. The movie has some expected stereotypes. But and its own disarming way it's a call for equality and respect way to put it. I do think that would hold up because yeah the movie was mostly just about the situation that they were in and then all the stuff. All the homophobe was coming from characters. Were like villains and it and then you learn a lesson at the end. Which is it's cool to make out with your body. There's other have you ever made out with billy or anybody. I've never made out. I'm not a frog i'm not. I'm not exactly billy's type All right alex mcdonough. That's another one day. i'm interested. I think you should have one vallon court. I think you panic. I have three. could. I could've bought waterboy vote. I dunno i think alex mcdonough. She's just bill in two thousand would make come up five or whatever was like the hottest garner. Yeah i do makes me happy that i drafted virginia venit round now. All right i'm up. I need a side character. I couldn't decide before. Dave took one of mine and powder regret not taken farmer fran but at the end of the day. This is kind of similar to carl's pick and that he's not in the movie very long. But when he's there he leaves a fucking lasting oppression. Gotta go with the bus driver from building. Madison chris farley. Who would eat thirty sack lunch. No yelling on the phillies. Great grown wonderful. The where this guy a fucking animal and then. They panda chris. Farley got sweat pouring out of his pores turn this goddamn boss around. Yeah so angry got around. He goes down by. Yes what do you need not. Actually you're right. Because i have something to him that plays into it so i'm not going say it but i'll say okay. We're rolling. thanks. Well his his. It was on my list to prop. Who was the banana peel. Which has banana toward. Okay all right well. My villain is the oil three great transition. Yeah those perfect so the oil family just like the perfect family of bullies doyle rules. Remember kids doyle. Rule chanting all dry wears collective of. I wonder if the if any of those characters were related in real life because they all looked like they could be from the same. Just like big irish Bloviating family grew. Like i dunno southern new hampshire like really pissed off all the time had a chip on his shoulder. I loved the family as villains absolutely zero depth to them whatsoever. But that's what made it so great. It's like okay. These family just socks. I got a feeling your whole family. Go into the best part is driving off the cliff. They're still chanting doyle. Rule toil over to death and they're still just alabama on like like pounding doyle rules into the heads of everybody. I think everybody knows that one family. That's kind of cultish. So that kind of it's a great that he has to encounter a new one like each grade is such a fun awesome concept. Yeah every town. I think had an oil family and we didn't realize it until after that movie came out and they're like that's what they are like family. They got seven boys. Just kick everyone's ass. I bet the gronkowski family is real. Could recall teachers fucking furious when they see another one coming up. All right so i'll recap it will do some munches. We'll get outta here. Carl hit billy nazo. The delivery guy. Virginia venit glacier water hell l. Chief chubs precedent. Can glenn gulia sunny. Colfax mr larson. Donna newman white sox. Dave had happy. He had the green playbook he you'd former friend in alex mcdonough at he had shooter. Mcgavin veronica vaughn hockey stick putter robbie hart and the bus driver. Pf at bobby. Boucher the butler julia sullivan. Scuba steve in the doyle family. What a draft voice traff. Yeah i'm gonna have my weekend on demand movies let's do i think is ernie le. Let's go much throw it out in order. Is there any other sandler characters. That were draftable. Because i think we had the five and howard and howard rat howard rat gems. That's so different though. You don't think he could've padilla to phnom for us snow from the nomination so nikki could have been a yeah. I thought i saw that like three doing pick. Deeds either Fifty first dates that movie. I thought stunk so states. Cards could mccarter But yeah. I think we had all the love. Interest obviously advocate court. Layla maloney bay bennett. She's from deeds. Okay yeah lucy whitmore but she had the accident. She's from fifty first date. So you know be be hard Villain the coach from waterboy. Yeah a red red beiliu. I forgot her last name. It's something super shook cedar from deeds. Rich stock guys trying to break up the jackass guy. From happy gilmore is a villain dallas. Last on my my my second villain was. I was if you guys said. Hey it needed to be a main protagonist. Like held doesn't count because he's not in the movie. Long enough my backup was going to be The state of new york for big data. Yeah because there's there's really no the conflict with new york. They're gonna take frankenstein system. Yeah i just had my system. Yeah fuck this. That's one of the saddest part. She doesn't get the kid One of the saddest movies ever The homeless guy hola. What were you saying. You have t- knows. I was gonna say like an uncut. Gyms you have some really good villains. You've got arnaud. The dad arnold bob dole vian or whatever that is a great actor. And it's like it's a different type of villain because you know obviously like more serious movie. You could either go with him or you could actually make an argument that phil philadelphia. Seventy sixers are the bad guy in uncut true because i was like the most stressful seen ever Last i had adrian and cassius. I think that deserve not to from little lucky they were what about what about al qaeda and rain over me. Tough to get worse. And i'll never seen that. I heard that case against them right now al-qaeda's al-qaeda. Yeah what's your case against them know. What's my case against them. Yeah i can print you out of big report that the government did on them can. I'll let you take a look at that one. Okay i i actually. I never saw over me but it looked like it. Looks like one of those movies. That was just like okay. I'm gonna just cry when i watch this so decided not to watch it sad one. I the alligator it. Happy gilmore. oh yeah. Let's do prop and now all run through a fucking monster gamut of side care the only other one. That didn't get your after ahead of the emerald from uncut gems without his last mile. Prop yeah i had rosie's meatballs like that could have been. I really wanted that but hockey stick was too good to pass I the flask. And bobby's lawnmower. That was it the harlan more. Do we all agreed not to take the click remote. Because eddie told you like. Here's an example. The click remote. I think so. I want to go oversight characters. No i do want to. But i just wanted to alaska so it's better just to do it all in order. We could do cite characters. But you're right. I think everyone say clicker because that was my example childcare. Here's the other two hours between. I'll say that i was the revolting blob. The principal billy. I'm seen when he's in his wet bathing suit. Sitting there on on the sprinkler. And then i. I really was close to take in Sammy obvious friday. Yeah allen covert cones. They were calling jackson jacket. Is someone to hold me and tell me that everything's gonna be that's your fucking like netzer confess everything too. I love love sammy. i'd caretaker. There is a bunch of great side characters in the longest yard but caretaker is great. They blew him up. Those fucking cocker's. She's so he has a lot of good one. Yeah i mean. He's he's the mentioned for a reason. But he's good characters ernie. Yeah earnings great. I actually a sneaky under radio. One is a caddie and happy gilmore. That he shows you the ground thinking he's going to seal off frankenstein barker. Yeah bob bob barker. I had him on the list for villain. Okay i guess i thought he was on the side care i am for i love and there's another one he's only in the movie for about fifteen seconds but the best man the betterman speech from bosomy It wedding singer is unbelievable. Nice man a better man and he brings up the hooker in mexico. Yeah i just thought of. They're all fucking prop. What is it the best prophets a first round prop. Oh no the live. New time from big daddy. Ooh wheels at thing in the was like the number one part like the trailer maybe not a first round proper. That's good one mr hurley. He's a lot of soda The jets sean. Astin from the waterboy from i eight to the steroid guy the steroid brother of of true berry more when he's got that list but he wears the mess shirts all the time. It was just so great. That guy was also rudy. It is it is a guy like we say shammy a todd. You gotta get storage a shout out. Who george the The he's in the band he at the wedding. Boy george george alexis arquette right place. Twins supposed to be like george. Yeah so many funny characters. You could just keep going for hours. They will do that. Some day All right that's it everyone else i think that's it. I think we know that everybody. Hey good week of commissioning ed. We've given a lot of grief lately. I thought this is a pretty clean. We quit and kissing ass. Thought it was an awful. We believe we're hiccups ipod. Iran on issued gone to risk side once the once a draft got started. I thought he did okay. I appreciate it. I was i was. It was a tough day. I was shaking. I was talking about how i wanted to get. John wilkes booth. So it's you know I was just a joke Pf thanks man. Yeah thank you thank you. Thank you guys. Always a pleasure us away. What am i not allowed to do in terms of the vote. I can't say which one was mon. Just re tweet the pull and say follow all these handsome guys out of chicago. You're allowed to do that but that spoke about it. Yeah you just can't be like. Hey i'm number five. Vote for five okay. Fair right art. Everybody that's ever today. We'll be back tomorrow. We'll see then.

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The 17th Episode

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The 17th Episode

"Hold on sir. Hey man. I got my own music over here so i could play what i want. He stupid the music that brady likes playing the same tampa is such a fucking bag interviewed role. Br one hundred percents. I'm not even joking. I this stretches because you're going to be on our. I would have had a wild shirt on. But i knew this. Dan waggin jumping motherfucker putting wasted leadership. I will say though the bucks. This year i start from the beginning at the beginning of the season i started watching every year because i want to see the hell was going to happen so i didn't jump on when it got to the super bowl. I was watching. Every game was firm. Brady pop she didn't win anything do we did it again. I found out that i hated. I hated delicate more than i hated. Brady i think that's what it was one hundred percent. I'm not even joking. I wore this shirt. Just because you're to be on i would add. That's wild shirt. All right now would you say is new already. Know what's is that's wild podcast. Yes sir yes sir. We live in effect. Maybe we got a special guest on here. We go by on here. Actually on youtube youtube i go by. Different names bro. But basically like hebrew name. Now i came back from in high school massacres short. Of course don't knows 'cause i met you yet. Ever but most of my friends. I hang out with world over sixty. Tom and it was monday. When we will go out to clubs or whatever bowling alleys go play pool. All these girls like. Hey you bodyguards and be like yeah but don't want to keep their krugman. You know so. I just stuck with it Assets being short by a man. I had to embrace it talking to you. Say you were five six. Oh that's like that bear. I mean if everybody's six foot it is but it was basically. Because we're i'm from like we just jump the border into. Why does he go to clubs. Outwear wear a suit okay. L. wear a suit going to the clubs so you can just imagine. Luckily i didn't get shot or nothing because cartels on my home grading with me over six feet tall. And when they're in the club. They have their arms crossed. They're not even dancing role like maybe they'll have a beer but they're just like with arms crossing what are what are you doing. What a club enjoy yourself. But like i was dancing away. Man but these guys are like children recalling So the lady bodyguards man got so many digits with that shit funny. So where did you come up with the night keeping shallow well. The total parties. Like my white makes fun of me. Because i sorta dressed like a little tokyo and sometimes when i talk. I talk like literally. But sometimes they don't so might make fun of me being a total li like a troll on shen desert and then. I just started doing that. I'm fucking twitter. And then i got into the billy madison show and then started like calling in every now and then but not going live and call them in a while but because my new job but my new job is like fucking prison man can do security writing everywhere cameras everywhere. It's like. I gotta go hide in the little spider man just like bill. Were you working. Labral toyota man. Oh here yeah. That's bad s. I'm just like movie trailers bro. You know fucking requested material. I get moved to where they need. Broad not lighter. It's a hassle 'cause they need their trailers right away as they're building a truck man so we get like amen. Hurry up hurry up. We need materials and when we need we need the doors. The gm michael shit okay. So it's like and then. Sometimes i don't even take breaks. I'm over here like during my break time when i worked during the day. I want to listen to bill. And i'm not gonna lie and what's going on with you in a bill and never met i behind drama. We we can say we need a bill like we officially squashed it. We had a few texas where cool i personally. Don't listen anymore. I think. I i think i really did outgrow the show which i even told billion tex-mex when we did that last podcast we went. We went a little too hard but we were doing it on purpose because we wanted. We wanted people listen so we were building extreme. But you know we didn't have to take it where we took it. I just outgrew the show. After ten years. I guess it's tigon it happens man. I guess win a after. Somebody left with a shard jones. He's coming back from what i hear. I don't know only the true man ain't right here nor there band. No real talk though keyboard. I love your phone calls. I know people started like emailing and then they stopped putting you on but use me funny as hell all man. Well that try to get in but What's her what's her face. A lot of means by name. I blinked kobe. Because i had called me in manufacturer behavior is like i'm ready the head as it is but i came up with the character. Bro you know what. I mean the characters you you know what i'm saying whether you use it on this that the characters e you built that shit you can think it wherever the fuck you want. You know what i'm saying. Well everybody follow the radio. Shows and like man is an act. Like we'll look. I know somebody's radio host like to fuck and hang up quick so i gotta talk fast fast and then i. It's like a milk citing the. I'm excited my like shit on the hook and radio like i don't know you seem calm and cool and you ever. You're like you're ever complement the former. Like tito sunday billy dee. No matter what he's going back just imagine. I'm not going to be in the secret. Like yeah man cool like when i grow up i wanna be like. That's when i started talking fast. Because oh shit. I'm on the radio and i don't want them to hang up before i got. My point is something. They did think what time. I called doctor when the doctor on doctor. A in dr j. so i was talking to dr and then i hung up on all these mother fuckers. I had a fucking joke but whenever it is what it is i would say i would say fifty percent of the time when i called in. I never got to what i was actually called in on. I would end up getting hung up because i start talking about something else and billy you real quick before you end up. Do you want to say you're not seen additional awesome. I needed rewinding episode in the folk dan. We we wouldn't consistent. We were doing it for like three weeks. People started saying y'all motherfuckers he'd get on youtube and he was like you know what we need to jump on. Emmy 'cause cool cool thing is i know the covid fucked you up and all that shit but one thing. If you didn't have or didn't think of starting lake past or youtube channel right now new like it would be the perfect time to do it. And you know we're just exploring and doing our dumb bullshit and so we decided to put it on youtube man. Hey and they're right. You know people started watching it. And they're like you know it was sparked quick a lot quicker than fucking audio what i mean. 'cause that'd be sometimes i think i need to get on the bandwagon bandwagon. Jump on the train with you. Because like i want to see what's gonna happen in the you're not 'cause you guys have a lot of followers as it is. I don't know what happened on twitter. I see what you had a lot of followers. Peter people had some followers. Because i want to see what having a year man can have like a million subscribers. And that's real role. I know you might. He might take billy spot. I'd just keep it totally getting around. So do you do still call in with the whole getting everything or you. Just use a different voice. I try but the new phone screener. I guess berlinger puts me on. I'm telling you. Billy got too many emails like people. People were feeling like. You're disrespecting the way you're doing as like will. He is mexican like if he wants to do a character house. he understand. that was bad. Yeah well you. You mentioned at a total come on man. Let's talk bro. He's like walking around like all like doing this total like but then he's like you see him on the streets his a couple of dude on tiktok. That do that do that. Same thing blew up like they got million followers world. We're making fun of ourselves man. It's not attended disrespect the mexican culture. We see how it is. We see people on the outside understand these a hispanic like we're just trying to like make fun of ourselves. Nothing disrespectful because i love my culture so fucking you know you know how it is man but if people who are making anybody that's how we are some of fast walk slow. I'm like it's like a cartoon and speedy gonzales in or it's like everybody's talking about that now speedy gonzales and all this stuff like they trying to get rid of him to now. That's anybody he dodi trying to cancel everything man. I don't understand this shit like band like you ain't gonna have none cool anytime you have some cancer shit just because you went back and saw tweet or something that you said you know you put something on facebook social media some bullshit and cancer like all. Don't even go don't even go on facebook man. I'm like i'm scared by also chip beck in the past. I'm going to get thirty days both thirty days bro. I know it is the one who got mad with ever ever had a shitload of followers in the nightclub on twitter copyright issues and some of it was like three years ago. And they're like well if you go back into lead. How am i supposed to go back three years ago. On my twitter. I tweeted like ninety thousand tweets. I'm not going back a macro. i'm on. 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Because you're driving like asshole. It ain't broke. Is the motherfuckers with the rubber. Next that want to see the guy accident down dude and it blocks out abortion like. Just keep going bro. Keebler what was going on to. Aol gotta do the music over the music. Do the music for us. One time i write a lot of pressure. Normally when i see like even on my wife and i actually like oh i go. Off at means kills me on its own music brushing accused me. I'll be smiling my ass off and he would start out like that off before before like everything starts off. I started going. Like i started like shoot special report but then i now need some music man this shit up just know that the deal but i do like i but and it's like this is a little trouble with keebler news. Good roll. i if you can't do you could probably starts own channel. Doing this is funny real to sit as funny. Well hands off our posted on twitter. Anybody liked me role. Nobody says shit didn't get any reactions are like i'm gonna tell you. Run out. wrote the twitter verse is fucking fucking rough roe versus. Rub this book. I i push it takes. I didn't even put nothing crazy. Man i just put a fucking you know me barbecue and some shit any in the video. Another guy like. I don't know how many hundred fucking views already god damn got a dvd. You're the best thing is you get like a thousand views on twitter. But then you get no likes re tweets and it'd be like oh so out of up out of a thousand you. Nobody liked it like nobody wants to like. Come on as some bullishly arose some bullshit. I'm not gonna comment on this. Look your smokes. Some means sausage. Ask that's one thing. Don't man on tiktok do just cooking fucking videos dempsey's shitload of fucking views bro action on twitter or facebook. Your people your own family won't like that shit bro. Twitter tiktok is. They're they're super like supportive on tiktok yummy. I'm sure to some haters on air. But for the most part they seem to be really supported on tiktok compared to like twitter are faithless leading the phone on on youtube and watch us life experiences that she she wonders that holding. You know like sometimes. I go to special events like and what we would those game nights but also those a need in dallas. I went to another radio show. I'll mention it because this is cool. What talking about what show. It was a radio show on sirius. Xm they like to meet the listeners. guys like you guys other coal rich. Yeah yeah raucous. Series music azra. They got cancelled mander show but they're still under man but they want people to follow them on patriots. Now they want you to get fucking. Hey guess you do these real. He doesn't navy yours a year. Imagine whole nude. I would never charge people to listen to this. I would never charge. You gotta be. It's gotta be cool breaking bread with everybody man you got. The love is look. If you if you don't have to pay to listen to joe rogan. Why would you listen to us too. Dumb ass funny man. You have this chemistry manning like not to say that you guys are dating because everybody makes me making a movie keitel's out of the fixing on the holy you guys got this bond. And that's looking cool man. I guess that's what i wanted to the ones. You guys had this bond. But i guess i didn't fit in man for real. I don't really like me anymore. You know so left anymore. Ruben is cool. Yes number love bro. You know what i'm saying it's all non. Ut whenever you guys just of cool and you still talk to me but yeah a lot. Don't really talk to me anymore. Man and i don't know if it's cold or would but we're a no. I think i would like now because the few times. I've seen you hanging out with sarah. What's the name on saudi. Yeah who murder murder murder. Yeah you always seem to piss her off. That's why no like he'll be cool. I can tell hang out with him dollars man. he's he wants. He wants to be my ad. And i think i think she she will be my ass and then when my when. You're not going to help her kick like you need help. Let me kick you know. Twenty two that most of my wife's friends wannabe my ass. Hey hey you give reaction that's all that counts right the same way. We hit it off. Like i don't i haven't even met. You ain't got to be honest on twitter year. One of the first motherfucker hitting me up every for real you recall me for era cooney from the start and man and you know you and then when you can the texas like i feel bad hung out with i. Should've i don't know man was hanging out with anybody wasn't working every day. He was getting slave. But you get this big house party. You shut up. Mom manos house as cool but i do. I was gonna say anything. These smoke anything on me. Yeah but you know what. I love you now. You don't smoke. We're live right now. Don't smoke any because they got the new shit out. I don't know if you've heard about that. Delta eight bullshit. Oh i haven't legal shit that you can buy anywhere in texas really. Yeah i know he got some great smoke shop. Has it been waiting for is for texas to legalize the shit that we get good able legal jose it still comes up on your drug test grow but his legal Some farm bill that got signed in two thousand eighteen shit bless cultivate fucking hemp and shit and basically what you're smoking because there's a bunch of cannabinoid than we in the ones that get you high separated from the ones that relax. Uso you smoke this shit and you don't have no anxiety like you're not paranoid or nothing you're just looking relaxed and focused man all shit. I got excited about like there'd be some strange do that. I can't fuck with like some this. Why widow bullshit. And like their man. There's some fucking shit that fucking fucks me up and trips me out bro. I mean it's almost like hallucinating. But i'm not it's just my anxieties gripping fucking fucking with me bro and like debbie times dude. I'll smoke a bowl. And i can't leave the bay ad man because it's like the strain. Fuck me up there. You know hey i hallucinate without fucking smoking magic my executive does it end. Would relax me this fucking delegation man. I'm not gonna lie. I ate a gummy the the day to go the i. I wish they sponsor my ass off believe initially like shit for young t. I don't understand how how we can buy legally but then it still comes up drug test. That doesn't make a damn sets. Well basically what it is that the drug test is looking for any kind of thc. That's in your body and they'll say eight. I believe is a cannabinoid. So it's not like the. Thc fucks you up. But it gets flagged in the drug test. But i'm pretty sure a little bitty as drug tests that out you ever been papers anything but you know how they take your piss and escorted on a little card and they see you got fucking yeah spreading knowledge. They got the lab tests to grow. They shut off to the lab. And you know new leisure you fuck on the notice. Go come back you to take. When i got my job back they did a hair circle. Yeah do the hair follicle tests are even more fucked up and you had. I mean they go back. Don't even they got the wrong hair. Aba you ever see. It's cheap to shit. I got a whole cart for like twenty bucks any any smoke shop has just expert delta aid. Don't get the delta nine no supposedly. Yeah i got that vilson. I got some tonight gummy sudesh. I put my wife's asleep last night. All baroda. I need to sleep sometimes but going back to like i know. A jumper analog is on my bad eighty high definition but when we do special events i get a little crazy right so at the beginning of the night. My everybody's like. Oh my god i love him. I love him because they know me from there. I will call that show too but the host of the calling me. you'll be. I don't know why like you'll be a yes. I went with it so When by the end of night there already done with me and my wife like this. What i gotta deal with twenty four seven and but i guess she's got a problem because we put together like fucking years so i don't know i i know there's these you might be slinging that be really good. I'll deal with it and then There's a picture when we went to a more murders house for like windows drinking. You gotta put it through my throat and in the picture was like you mining. That's one hundred percent her. Don't fuck around with her. She will you ask real significant. Would bro plunkett shit. Yo tito you had the party. When when i jumped on the cowboys bandwagon playing around an ended up losing and keebler. She showed up like one of fuck me up like she was stabbed. Both boys lines now. I was serving because when we went to see that fucking game and i was the first time there they ended up in that ass. I was like nah man. Ain't no way. He barely long just like her boys. Don't make fun of a what's your her bay. Fuckers name senior post malone post about him all men is like she wanted to keep my head papa miles one thing though i said he drive trucks and all that shit and you on the road during a little traffic reports it. What's the illicit. You've seen out there Well luckily only seen on the news. Those fucking those accidents during the snow short snowstorms an ice storms. Luckily i haven't been in those not to lie. I look scary as for grow like you. Just can't stop and the car to car truck after truck it's like bog man but What can i say is i did see like one time i saw like three or four. Trucks flipped over. And i'm like what the for capping. And it's not or in. And i'm like normally when i do my part five thousand fun but but i know people are fucking like a bummed in. I'm just hoping everybody's all right. Man i know people piss me off. You get road reach. Do i do all the time. I don't want nothing to happen because we have families. Like i'm sure it's just in the moment off. Cut me off. But i'm not gonna do shit but i know there's some crazy focus out there shooting. I'm like the plug man. You see crazy shit up on the road man no shit. Uc crazy fucking shit. I don't even wanna tell you what seen one time at tennessee dragon bro saturday. Just saturday july. I gotta work whatever so. I'm not to of new jersey. But take the forty tennessee. So outside of nashville and i just see some guy jerking off man middle the fucking day middle of the day. You know this. I looked at him. Knowledge chocolate doing the daytime. Yeah you like what you see Try to videotape it video. Are you ask valuable. Look why is it is by by videotape. That shit goes folks. I don't wanna see it. But i wanna get it on video. Share get back. Was everybody get banned now but like i. Can i see a girl do that. Fucking klay smiling. I gotta see battles doing that. And they smiling at me and she jerking off done book as well. You you cool with the dude on the day after show but later yeah you do. You do podcast. Sometimes what happened is at a host is a while they call themselves. You guys call yourselves a p ones or of been more but you know how when you follow a show you call yourself this so it's kind of that and you said it a podcast but nobody feels really like like had a lot of haters for some reason and i support you. Let me listen to this. Like listen the first podcast with his wife. And i'm like oh shit i'm moving. This man just chilling. It's smoking shit. You may start talking about aliens or some shit and one of the podcast google. I forgot i can't remember show. Maybe this is fucking. How do you talk about aliens in the fucking sounds coolest man so you got a good change. It twitter billy tea stupid. That's the nation. But anyway so his name's daniel fits so we just like we start in the shade and then like i one of his first supporters and. Yeah you actually interviewed me. But i was kind of chill. I'll talk here and there. There are just asking me questions and being up front and then they go like a man. Is this really an act when you call in. I'm like duda like i said before. I'm just excited to be on. But also i know they're going to hang up on me quick so i wanna give my point out. That's why talk so fast. I know some people are like details like a man is going on and then also i forgot to mention the reason. I'm so excited because it like so. Many callers barney. You got that vibe when you call in a party you know what i mean. Well the first time. I called that other show allows me. I'm on the radio. A baby people listening to me now but yeah. In that group share i got haters. Who knew that's fucked up. What the fuck. They didn't get attention. But it's funny. Because they hung chemo pill. That's what everybody is doing stuff for. That's why we're all lying to get attention. But then people to hate on some people because they're trying. That's why we're all here were. You're not tweeden shit out for no one to not recognize are not interact as people got some weird perception a what the hell social media is and it's to get attention. That's why you're on there. So someone's trying too hard don't suck in. Hey if you don't like it move onto the next site. I let me hold a roku hoda by wait. Let me like the candle. Let me like the candle. What's that little little. Debbie man in effect. I get your mic on. Gets you my. I thought. He thought he was on youtube watching. These people have technical difficulties. They have to get as mike ahead ahead for like two hours manage i to let them get stuff right. He chana get on. I see you there. Debbie may come on they could see you. We can't hear you cake boss. what's happening. How to hit is a how easy or when he there you go. Yeah we can hear you. It was fucking zoom. Shit it was on mute will My son's asleep in my wife is to stop doing that so join i just saw that. She does like. How do lou debbie man like. I was like podcasts. Amid a man you know the cello bagwell. Shit i know you you could. You could you could. Little man was until the other week man so he was based. She's a woman who's this guy I thought you guys knew each other on twitter. Maybe maybe i would suggest keebler. You guys both listened to the same radio show. You should have it all. I'm going to be honest. i haven't listened to him. I'll i'll catch fucking kid tidbits and try to call in. But i don't get in. I guess i'm not doing anymore. Something actually missile whole speed on this stuff. That i'd rather do soon. Podcast in hang out watch movie with their. So i'm in trouble. Written will not only that but she can watch it on youtube. Live and see what you doing. Run because you tell you what pretend today. Why tito we just watching. We don't deal watching your keebler if you want to call into the show and get on. Just call in and give the phone to somebody else and have them to say something and soon as they put you on. Hold you'll get on that shit all the time and it was even living. Aaron nosy can't do you doubt. Rei he knows knee. And at one time. I called guests. Who is like a little bit. Keep the man to smoke this because you know he drives and shit we ask Was the ila shitty. Ever saw the road broke and was the illustrate. You've ever seen nail is should i ever see is all in dumb ass is out there. That cutoff dude. Own a trailer. When they're like five. Feet bronx someone like dead ass like someone will just straight up. Just your your doodoo. We did ask your worst experience you had. What's the craziest sheets. You've seen you talk basically the same thing but then someone doing that. And then taking the right with me and then slowing down and then driving. There are window down. I was the background noise. I lost michigan attica. Show we gotta stop muting people at the help. We've health plan using you are. It's all coming from. Am i actually from the bathroom. I went to eliminate knows me out. I wanna hear like western the dog and then my wife like e don't yet what storage in the movie shit. I was going shopping. Do oh jeeter kicks his whole family out of the house but it sounded like of. Hey let me ask everybody on here. How do you feel about theme parks. Because i just came from a universal studios park. I liked that. I feel that anybody else get one hundred percent. We stopped going broke because my kids couldn't make it from the parking lot to the goddamn theme park but it's how we go from the parking lots of the retired. They're fucking light. Are we gonna stand in line for our which is walked thirty minutes in the park. Gotta stand in line for an hour off. Dude is a done dude. They're like now. Let's get the fuck outta. I'd rather go to pizza hut. Let's go to pizza. They got games. Let's go mister gatti's or made a bit. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah i. I don't understand the whole way. Way law for an hour and a half for maybe sixty seconds of a ride. I ride is cool but it was not worth that. It was not what the hour and a half exactly. Yeah roller coasters dote. But like the amount of people that go there and the amount of bullshit you have to deal with bucket and then kids when your kids are in line with you. They are flipping out because they're bored out of their mind. I'm not gonna live right. Just gonna see the asks doug against not. Vs the ash budi thought gordon. Cvs again hanley. That's even funny sometimes. Hit walgreens in that kind of mood. Mike has been real good all week to walmart. Run that shit yeah. Fourteen kids there is another blow away. The mexicans do it they got they got to produce a bunch kids to hopefully one of them get successful. Say look we get fancy mail and we'll go to target. You know what i mean and get real fan donald. I gotta tell you debbie mangoes at target route. Is there looking to Heo year man. Shit tell mrs keebler that we live on youtube right now. What's going on Lurk book hostess tasty cakes ready yet. Hey the whole unia the state rome getting going actually taking his renounce about the museum disconnecting nothing. What the hell wrong. Which you eat. Mccarroll shit. Old and podcast. No one is a over the group of what they are but big ship now centered. Don't you get your dick is about to go old. The biggest thing i ever see fuck. We've to get banned like a bitch. That's what i was about to say. Go to yom telling you that that theme park like two days at theme parks and it was just like it was. It was like misery. Beating those dan lines finished. Now as i remember on like disneyland in california and like just like being a kid like super heights of i super. Let's do this Rilya's majority talented standing in line. Unless you have bass hats and it's like you know what the end of the day. Fuck that shit. It's worth it's worth the extra hundred bucks though to get a fast pass. Yeah exactly but then you gotta pay that extra hundred bucks off their all your shit scheduled to then you know what i mean. 'cause you gotta hit that right and i hate them with fast fast and just get in front of you. You need next and away now. The fast fast people can fit fucking. You're gonna hate my eyes because i was fast passionate. It's funny just looking at everybody. Well some fast cobra. And while i mean i did it wants you know we paid. No actually. I don't think we had the a the six flags that you paid for like credit cards bullshit and they take it out every month or some bullshit like and it gave you like so many fast passes with that. I think we use all night. Shit we can make us opens every Look he's at backman casting couch on. You're not doing yourself any favors zoo. Never you look little as head on that guy. Hey so we still tolerating keebler go a us. Can you take your shirt off your. We did We do the annual passes to pay monthly. So but i don't even want to go back. Yeah no it is a oh. It's been talking with already. I appreciate you coming through man appreciate that. Thank you but greg later quieter with the commercial break again. Commercial billy things right. You're listening to walk along oh Yeah well fuck. It has been good having yaw gable. Appreciate you coming through man. We probably going to india right now. We've been going for about a good hour right now. Only been an hour fuck you. you know. you're having a good time when you don't even realize for. Hopefully i'll get onto soon if not ame. We'll see you in a year. I think on twitter deal already. Face i about the local special good joe. 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D'Arcy Carden

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

2:15:31 hr | 2 years ago

D'Arcy Carden

"You. If we're with me halls. Happening. This is Darcy carton whom I didn't. Well, we actually talk a little bit about that. I had met her maybe once or twice in passing, but had no idea what a what? A wonderful, true talent, a true delight. Improviser comedian. So funny to on the the good place. Wonderful show broad city. She's been on a bunch of things and man. This is why was running late to this interview this conversation and it was one of my favorites. I love talking to her. I didn't know very, very much going in. I just knew that she was funny and we hit it off like English or so. Like like I always say, let's get to it as quickly as possible. I do want to say I'm going to be in San Francisco this weekend. If you're hearing this the day that it comes out, I'll be at cobb's comedy club, the twenty twenty six twenty six, twenty five, six and seven cobb's comedy club dot com. And then the weekend after that, I'm going to be in Portland at the Aladdin theatre November, third and fourth. The fourth, I'm taking my special, but they're still tickets available to the third. If anybody in the Portland area wants to come and see me do stand up. I hope you guys can make it as always is the Largo shows. Well, to Largo dash l. a. dot com. I do a monthly show. They're called living at Largo. And as always the Pete's picks, which I remain very grateful for, I don't know if you can hear baby right next to us, but the pizza fix been essential, getting less sleep. So even swearing by alphabrain to keep my noodle working alphabrain is a new atropine. It's made from earth grown ingredients, basically like multi for your brain helps you think helped things helps you concentrate help. You focus help you focus. I haven't taken any day helps you jus-. I basically before I have anything that I need to do that involves thinking or concentration or recall take two or three alphabrain fifteen minutes before podcast before stand up before writing. Anything that I have to do that requires my brain and I love it. I wish I knew about it earlier. I've been taking it for years and the best way to experience it obviously to try it and you can show your support of this podcast. You on it n. t. dot com slash weird and you'll get ten percent off all the products that you see on that landing page there and the other pizza pick, you know, this is Charlotte's web ham boil Charlotte's ham boil is made from the hemp plant, but they use science to remove the THC and leave the body beneficial CBD the way that I describe it as CBD gives me a healthy, happy glow little bit quicker to smile a little bit quicker to laugh, doesn't get you stoned. That's not like a drug field. Or or a high feeling. It's just a general glow feeling of wellness helps me with anxiety, helps me less stress helps with travel helps with sleep, but also I can work on it. I, whenever I sit down to write, I take some brain takes Charlotte's web just sort of loosens. My brain up gets me in that creative flow. I love it. They also make these bombs. I have one right here by the couch, so I can finally read this. It's called Charlotte's web hemp infused bomb. It's a soothing Sant. This stuff I love because it's not just him. It's got a bunch of wonderful ingredients helped relaxed muscle. Rub it on my shoulders while we're sitting here watching TV obviously and I take the the everyday advanced oil every single day. I swear by it. I love it and I want you guys to try it, put a c, w hamp dot com slash weird and use promo code keep it crispy, which is in the green room of the comedy store, talking to somebody about Charlie twelve and how it helped a young girl named Charlotte, get over her. Epilepsy, and that was the only thing I believe it was epilepsy or seizures that would help her. It's a wonderful company. It's a good thing to support. And you'll show your support this podcast. Try piece pick hope to see in San Francisco or Portland or both. Just kidding. In the meantime, enjoy this wonderful chat with our. It was a real pleasure if she is. I baby. Get in to. Yadier get into those there that was there the whole time. What have we never that we could be awkward. Ladies. Any. Oil. Boy, there's towel. I. How. No, I'm so glad he said yes, I think it's important to be honest. We're recording if that's okay. It's good to be honest about this things like getting names. You know what I mean? But I will also say, don't remember your name is how to begin, and we met at help help me out. Yeah, go ahead. No, no. It's not like we had a conversation that we never universal. We've been at things together, but we've never spent time together. Do you know what I mean? I know exactly what you mean. You're demonstrating social grace. Yeah, I'm so gracious, graceful, graceful, and gracious in grace. Schnelle. Lovely to see them. Oh, you've fuck in weight. No, I'm well night. Well, now we're really meeting. Yeah, that's more appropriate. Now we're sitting face to face looking at each other talking. We've never done that before and I, I don't think I've ever been late before. Have I? I think this is the first what is the first time I've been laid I was I was ten minutes late. So you weren't that? That's what she said. Yeah. So I'm, I'm about fifteen minutes. That's what she said. I don't know. You said that. No, that's what she said is very, very funny. It's always funny and so is my, it's. No, it is. I agree. What's back? Let my friend need for an old helped me realize this shagadellic bay eight, Kate. I missed that one. This is not even that old. Bryce, damn Daniel allot stemmed in. It's like. Well, like maybe vine or something where I'd miss fine, you miss it. I like spine. We were watching something Valentine. We were like, we would have made that a vine. Yeah. You see something on a, that's fine. I wanna Graham, it different. I that was such a moment. I mean, I guess who fucking cares, but that was such a moment. I remember day that Instagram got video. Yeah, being like vines dead and I really like fine and I'm bummed I did it. I feel like I don't know advice. Did. I was watching an episode of big mound, big mound, and I love it so. Good. So the shame months shame? Yes. The like the shame. Yeah, or means wizard. Shame wizard. Is it 'cause coach, Steve lizard lizard, so shame and they're in the bathroom coach and the shame wizard and on the wall graffiti that says, I miss a fine. A really. I was like that. I wonder if it's Nick Djibouti rights for that. Yeah, I was like who? Which social media. That's really funny because it's different. I don't wanna be on an app. This is stupid. Let's talk about, but I love it. I don't wanna be on shows pictures, and then occasionally, some of the move wanna go to where the sound is on the holy and the time killing quality is different. I totally agree, and I knew what would happen when we got videos on Instagram, and it is what happened, which is just sort of like it, muddied it up. It was a superior product on pay. Offer that killed a better product from the heart perspective better, right? Yes. And I feel like they rolled over and play dead, but they also find fucked us with a lot of like shitty vines. That was the problem. This is a real face. We're not just shooting. Morts real vine diners like weird, jockey contingent. It became this whole other thing where you be, you could become vine famous in the end the people that sued on. Yeah. And the people that what the people just started doing endorsement. The worst one, no hill. Well, Bowie Burnham. David Bowie Burnham Bowie burn. Them was like as soon as they this, I actually think this is interesting. We keep saying trying to don't up this star. She's so funny down your so welcome. I'm sorry, I'm late and we're talking about fine. Don't act like it's not. Yeah. Baby was the nineties. We'll get back divine. I'm not gonna forgive, but the Vallon I have a young baby at home, which is why I'm late. Like you just forget that you have anything. Yeah, I'm gonna take care of the baby Val katie's ex shit, but we were watching Tommy boy. Comedy matters. I don't know when the last time you've needed comedy before, but when you have a little baby and she's turning the color of stop light screaming and like you get some downtime. You just want to fuck in Tommy way. She loves the good place. Valerie loves baby. No, no, no. My baby loves Colin hay. Okay. Seething voice. Oh, he's got a milky one, and she loves his mail. So anyway, nineties humor, valid. I wanted it, I think, yeah. Let me know what you think. We know what you think what we're missing from humor now, because it's not cool anymore. Like, yeah, baby is kind of ironically cool, I suppose. But like back in the nineties, Austin powers, Tommy boy, they had all these like, well, this is awkward that is Mason. Mation like there were so many weird people, I guess, in our lives in the nineties and we needed are comedians are champions to call them out. This is a little bit weird, totally. You loved it and that you can't do that anymore. It's not funny anymore. Right? But it is. But Tommy boy is funnier. Whatever it is. It is still great kids think it's funny. I don't know. I don't. It's funny because watching Chris Farley, he really is just undeniable. When his dad dies spoiler. Tommy boy get me boiler. Tommy boil it one to be hate it. I'm not saying only one. When is that as you care? Yeah, and I hope you're interested. I want you to this year episode. We will those. Black sheep? Yeah. Oh, because there was less heart. I don't know. I don't remember black. She as well. Yeah, none of us. Do you accept the feeling when we left, which was a black heart? Yeah. Going? What was the first movie you saw that you realize not all movies are great. Well, this is totally debatable because I was such a Billy Madison head. Oh yeah. And so I was like, just thrilled for the idea of happy Omar and I didn't think it was. This is real so kind. Well, let's let's do it. Catch raise bycatch. Okay. I'll try and try and defend happy Gilmore. You do Billy Madison. Billy Madison is defendable it like it is just loads though are quoting off, is that it's not a competition? I'm just curious. No, I'm the least competitive. This is this is in the spirit of fun because I actually want to start for you. Okay. Shampoo is bad. You're you're, you're giving we can do either. Okay, that's my point. It's not a, let's see. We'll tell it up chiampou I keep jar silky, smooth. Get out of here. Swan. Are you doing two in a row? Yep. Okay. Too. Excite. Two for Billy. I like it when he when he says his, he's made says, I had a snack pack for you, and I also just would accept snack back to that's four for building Adam looking. Looking. Good. Okay. I like back to school back to school to prove it not a fool. Tight, tight hurtling back way. Is it? I got my back. Tight tight. I hope by don't get enough. I o. and then the bus comes like. Kind of like, I mean, that's that's not bad. I'll put that as six now the price is wrong bitch. Oh, see. That's funny to me really tell me everything. This feels Florida. Oh, not. I think like the thing about what you were just liked Tommy boiler. It is. It's like, okay, prices, right? Is wrong. Like to me, the funny thing about even singing back to school is the part where he drifts off at the end or the fact that it's like disembodied, because you see the bus come up and then you hear his voice in the background. It's new and funny, but saying like, do the price is right bitch. I'm like, all right. This is here to help. I don't want you to have a sub Reddit page about, oh my God, what getting that wrong guy? There's probably so many minerals. Away someone I can't do it. No, I don't need it. All you can ask me anything on it, but then I'm leaving then have to go, but you, oh, it's kind of divine humor. Like the price is wrong bitch, and then punching him eat a little bit more. I don't want to force this book for my tastes. It was a little bit more agro. Yeah, totally. You go in and you're like, you start seeing the Adam Sandler that was like tougher? Yes. Billy Madison was like like a child, which in the end trying to think don't I have a nice rack. That's great for Kvant. Strangely hot. Oh, I mean, not even that strain. I don't mean that by that I just mean like a child being like. Kindergarten. Yeah. And then she points to or rack any acknowledgement. Omni? Sex is very interesting, so sexy, because like in the tent, his outdoor that I can take her. And I also envied he had the jerk off porta pilot. Well, that that was gross. I know it's gross, but as a child growing up who is so ashamed, all that stuff, all of it. Yeah. Being the king? Yeah, which is like knowledge that I was a boy straight boy that he had that. So the tour open any as a moaning, horrid sound. Yeah. The sound isolated in the jerk. Funny, it did give me the creep bows. I mean, how is that again? I don't. It's a leading. I ask a lot of leading questions. Feel free to flex because it's more of a, it's more of chat. Chat. This is a leading question was, is it different for girl seeing a joke like that because for me, I'm like, yeah, they are cool pieces Astra's to gaze at well. And are you kind of seeing differently like when she said, don't have an ice rack, that type of thing or the porno room? I meant more the porno rely nice rack seems more empowered. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's true. She's making a joke about herself, but even when he's like dead, Veronica, von is one piece of ads. So hot one is that Billy that I loved all that I thought that was funny. That's eight. I don't know like so hot. Remember there's the world before we had some hot yet one touchdown, I on the bus and he's like. Touch your boob and he goes your boob. That's a salt brother. Very, has two very pre dairy free to then he's still does touch your view. Does he pretends phone? She looks at him and she says. Sheikh something assisted like touch like she heard, oh, she hurt. She's empowered, fuck and he's a, he's a grown man. He's a grown man acting like a very small child while he's he's got a lot to learn. Yeah, he does. You see that a lot of the Lorne Michaels produced, movies, I, I don't know of him, but I have to him that pushes very clear growth structure, right? Billy Madison is literally, he's going through great clear the most clear. Like if you wanna learn how to write a comedy, you go, he's literally progressing and there's a goal, right? There's always clear goal teeny save, but in Billy Madison, what is it? You need save the business if he and happy Gilmore to, he's got to save his grandma's house. Right? He's a very almost Manville dron. Yeah, there it's almost stupid how simple it is, but his brilliant how students Tommy needs to save his dad's company. And then just as if that's not enough, they go that come, it's the whole town, right? Right. It's like one. In line that goes the whole. It'll be a ghost down and then they make a joke and they go on the hookers come in. She says Moore is so funny that all those have similar. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They're all Lorne. It's so also, I mean, I don't. I don't know a ton about the man himself, but like I don't imagine Lorne being like the creative behind any of it so, but he'd meaning could be, I think. And I say this with respect back still think I'm going to get on. You've got him. I got you featuring slayer. I am totally crossing my fingers for you own MG. Did you want to be on? I was gonna say he's like the ice cube tray, and I say that with great respect water and is needs a great threat. Okay. I hear you. He also has a great quote. I've probably said on this. I definitely have, but he says, show businesses and fair has talent isn't fair. I love that quote because it makes me empathize a little bit with him that he wishes he was Aykroyd illu she, but he was like, that's not my. I wasn't dealt that hand, but I was delta, good ice cube tray hand love that. So I'll be the guy that goes to Sandler, like I love the idea of going back to school, but can you make it? What was it to get your, get your to save something approved to that fool his dad to inherit the company? Why is this retiring? I think so. And it's either Bradley? Yes. It goes to the jerk face. Is it Bradley Whitford the guy from like studio? Six for? Yeah, he's so funny. He's. Send a one area. Ooh. Are we doing every time of our lives? And I'm tying it in watch watches, expertly tighted? Did you ever want to be on us? And. I always bore no pieces of shit like you for breakfast. One more happy. It's two, two, eight, eight Phillies gonna win. It's already one. It's simply one. I that whole song what I know there's a lot of many more gum, more gum, more gum, more gums, a musical number before everything. Now, comedy is like very versatile, watch big mouth just obviously just watch. They'll do a musical number just because that's funny right on the Simpsons and it is. I love it on the Simpsons. It was like Homa God. They did a music number and on Billy Madison, you're like there's singing breaking into saw everything. Does anything to do anything. You know what I mean? Like thirty rock. Allah is long as it's funny, right? Is that because we've just seen it all the four? I think so, yeah. And John rea- there's no, nobody gives say a name, John show. Goule. I love him. John Ragas. Oh my God. He's the funniest bog me sinister. His brother. That was that was really good was it is. You're a true talent, what a delight. I'm so sorry, I was late to, we're all I got too late, and then I'm gonna ask you what it meant to you, and I also wanna know talking about grabbing boobs to heavy. Sure, sure. Is that is that like jokey stuffed real. I mean, I'm not being, I don't know, but I went to like a grade school. They're twelve kids in our client. If you did that, it was a Quaker school. You would have been like immediately. So like like removed, meaning. Did you experience unfair hazing that does sound like a heavy? No, I don't mind to have a question. Okay. So let's you know. That's crazy. Okay. So I you said, why was late? And this is really important one. I'm late to everything. Always. I realized you enjoyed Carmichael. I. To our our call time. You're is two o'clock, and I realized at one forty that I hadn't eaten anything today. So I made real quick ask rambled aches, scrambles. And that's how many scrambled, three three that's for. For. No, I did. You think I was going to say to vows to me, this is so bad, but this is what happens when you know you speak freely with like, I'm not afraid of alad auditing. Does that make you say any? Even if I say something that is like what's will laugh about it? So we're in the car and I know we're driving past. Thank you so that way, and she goes, I always used to get the six inch Meatball. And I just went without thinking, ooh, girls, Joyce. But what I meant was hungry girl is what makes it deroga- instead of just hungry person or. But I just meant when I was starving. Yeah, I'd get a chocolate chip ice cream sandwich at a is scream truck. Like if you are hungry, always was like new dream calorie dense. Give me that. And I would get the Meatball hoagie if I was sparking diet. So funny, the hungry hungry grills at yours in, would you get the six or the twelve? That's what I asked. She went sex. I always did six to. I would do. It will. Yeah, because you're hungry boy on the hungry book, but boys get to be hungry. I'm not trying to force this. One of the things being bell helps as you do start seeing all these, like maybe they're not microaggressions, but there's tiny blinds that are just so deep within. Everywhere talking about watching an old comedy was going to say like there's some weird shit. And I mean, I bet any movie comedy, any anything you watch from your childhood? It has something fucked. Something's gonna. Rub you the wrong way watching. We watch something recently when we were like this has a law like a lot of jokes ago. My husband, Jason and I were watching here. It is. It's coming to me the hungry girls choice. No, I do wanna see that hunger. It was Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette known. I'm talking about it's tarintino. Oh. True romance that was another Boehner one. Yeah, someone that just to what just to watch this next you Anna phone booth and also on the bed. You see, a lot of tone chimes also Zia very weird, n word Evy. See, that's what I had to get up. I was like, I don't do the time of tarintino being like I wrote in and I'm in it, and I say it in front of Jack how like the autour the master Batori and we loved it at the time. It was like. We'd never seen anything. I don't wanna say it was rock and roll, but there was something sort of like this guy can't be starring, can't put a lid on him. But now what I'm like, this is not. This is not. This is zero percent cool to me now because we understand more. He's a straight white man half and he's like, I can do want. And you're like, okay, you there was a time that we were like he did young guy go for so long. We were proud of hopefully. Now there's these things that you watching. This is tone deaf, so so hard. I got up. I went into my room and I fell asleep. The Samoan, not Simone Sicilians. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right. That's right. Such a, it's almost like a sketch in the middle of the move. Yeah, just a racist. Christopher Walken yet. He's like that he's great any every screen, but just some of some of the just the way they treat her and she kisses Dennis. His dad, who is it who it said, who is at Venice Quaid Dennis Rodman hopper Dennis hopper it. I kiss on the mouth. It's the whole thing. I'm just like, what are we doing with women here I in the VAT is very nineties. It is. I'm not even trying to. I'm getting point right? The fuck Abol eye candy person like true romance. She was a bag of flour, right? She was just like, I remember nothing that she did. I remember Christian Slater kind of Elvis glasses. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like like white boy fantasy like there was movie about that guy. It's the guy from office space, I think, and he gets stuck in a supermarket overnight with a hot woman. I, that was the pet Jennifer Connelly. Yeah, it is Jennifer. Connelly three s two has, which is. I only look at her as pretty as as bows that is so wait easing eight p to a pre. Well, let me boil. In the in Billy Madison. There's some like homophobic shit in there with yellow. That happens a lot. It's like that's what it was. We were watching the Simpsons and there were there were jokes in the Simpson. Don't go back much friends like all these great. I don't know. I don't know, but it's just an indicator. It's a good barometer of how. Wow. No, yeah. And what I grew up in. One of the things that I wrestle with because I'm. But I do want to say you can still alter the code. I think it was laid in me that very funny to be like loud and brash and just like take what you want, ignore women and we weaker people. I don't like that term. You'll maker. You know what I mean? It's funny to be like when this is my pizza like that was like a great. That's like the action movie guy and the comedy guys. But you were what? What was it on friends remember? There's like, I mean, there's just a lot of, I would say like gay panic, right? It was the office. We were watching the British offense. Okay, that we love. It's still pretty. It's like two thousand this actually not that recent not, but I'll be honest. It is. Yeah, the two, thousands, the two thousands now. Oh, no, twenty years. I know. One help us now, but there was a lot of, obviously I, what am I protecting myself? I still love the show Val hadn't seen it. So I watched it for the twelfth time. Literally, I'd seen every episode probably twelve times and there was so much stuff about like, are you gay? Like not that I'm gay, it's it's it's sort of aled. It's like nobody's calling each other, the f. word or whatever, but they are. It's like this weird, two guys hugging, and then being like, wait, hold on what's going on. There's a, that's the this is awkward. Oh my God. I think it was problem child where my friend, Pat Walsh, Instagram videoed. Okay. Wow. Okay. Could've whatever. Not p. Instagram that if these two exterminators going to problem child's house, presumably because he did something, let loose them termites or something. And just for no reason, it's two men before the guy comes to the door. One of them sort of like tries to like brush him in this sort of sexual way. And he goes like, not now just for no reason because gayness was a was a joke would get a laugh. And in the theater I guarantee we were like. To what I know now. I mean, it would be interesting to watch something like that in a theater now and see how I mean, I guess it totally where we're watching. You remember the movie, the opposite of sex? Yes. Wait, hold on. Let's think I do. Christina Ricci I worked in a movie theater when it was playing. So I used to watch. I saw the second half of it bunch. I never saw the whole thing and there's a moment where to do to dudes. They're two men. Yes, I'd try to buffer right dudes. Why do they kiss? Yeah, and Christina Ricci. His voice over comes in and goes anybody in the theater that she says that groaned is basically probably has Layton gay feelings like, she's, she calls them, how's it out? And I remember at that time and this was probably ninety six. Yeah, I remember being like I would have grown. Yeah. Like if I like I, I would watch not to throw them under the bus, but my brother or my dad, I would see that sort of behaviour just a little bit of, yeah, it was normal. That's cool that they called it out. I don't remember that I was very head of its, yeah. I think. You were in that, right. Tell me about your experience. So why are you relate? You made six Grammys? Just three and I ate them in the car. Do you think that's cool? I think that's well. I think that they were scrambled, we'll I guess they could be well done. Well, yes, they were not. They were Sar weeding with your hands where eating with a nice little wooden spoon. No, I was interviewing someone from village different gully. Yeah, but that's all I wouldn't. I don't know why not just bring a medal one. I guess. I'm just wondering if you're like, I love would all gins loves. Would I like a wood? But is it echo responsibility? But why this? Good. I gestured big. There's no, I'm not throwing away. I'm not throwing it away either way. Right? Like if I had brought a metal spoon in the car, I would have just brought it back inside and yeah, same with the wooden in for some reason, I have a wooden wouldn't spoon knife and fork in my mind. Those are my car ten cels, I understand. I feel like they're less dangerous maybe because if you hit on the brakes and it goes flied I'd rather get hit by a wooden metoo then the middle for. So you eight, you're scrambling scam east three. Okay. Three because I hadn't eaten anything all day. I try to limit it noise you great. Great, great. No grace. Vander. Yeah, new series standard. Three eighty that I felt you going four five. I think I try to do to a day to day. I tell you something. I'm a, I'm a bad vegan, but I'm being I went to a nutritionist in LA vegan nutritionist, who is like, you're not going to do it, but you should eat one egg day. Oh, interests. Crazy. How long have you been vegan? So boring? No, it's not. I mean, I'm threw me in a cliff. Yes, shagadellic just dry. I'm losing my mind. I've been a bad, Megan, meaning of flexible. Gavin for I don't know five, six years. Four. You fun? Hunching my microphone. And so how to like like. Billy Madison. Yeah, peed your pants. Yeah. In your brains is cool. Slit nine. Your pants is cool. Consider me miles Davis. Davis. That's funny. Now as a little old lady saying, and she also kind of throws it away. It's like almost grew it. It's just great. Yeah, there's more new on. Yeah, is wrong bitch, helping me understand that real. I wait. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. Yeah, we have too many brain is okay. So we just sell. We're talking about vis vis. So do you now eight one day or one Ega? No, I don't. That doesn't sound like a bad Vigo although don't, let's not. Let's not even bad or good it you're just you eat. That's. That's really what we should be doing. Right. I hate the duality, right? It's like you're either a vegan or you're not a vegan. It's like, let's have some Grayson's impatience with ourselves and not have it be so extreme and weird about more people would feel welcoming. That's true. Swede radish and vegans. I get it. I somebody recently they went like, I'm a vegan. I'm sorry. It's common or they go like. I'm vegan, which means being this is only the second most annoying thing about me like you have to address it when it should just be like it's nice to plan. Totally feel good. It's great, but it also can make you feel good. Yeah, I understand. I sort of missed the hardiness of like eating. What do you feel like you're on your heart? Well, what an impossible rigorous fucking hardy? Yeah. No, I know there's already I know what you wanna get real. Yeah, I'm thirty nine. I just figured out you can throw things in the oven. I know right stove head. I was more of a stove, and even that I was out of mice, I'm on the stove tunnel, let I'm with you. I just figured out there's a baseline I assist so rarely think to use the oven. And here's the best part because I try to stay. This is so fucking annoying, but Dr Joel firm into this podcast, he's very interesting, and you're talking about how oil is like one of these secret bad things. One hundred percent fat. I know I know, but I still. But I try to be careful about it, but you can throw sweet potato in the oven. Yeah, no oil just bear. It'll just cook. Yeah, and it's fine. Yeah, I know Katie cancel. Can this Jobe canceled canceled dish, shabby, cancel, cancel it. I wish people listen to this show. No, this I wish people would give tips more frequently about the band. Just what did you figure out? Here's one you can heat up your lash curler in the sink and you sure. But I was gonna say the put a little blow dryer on it. Beautiful, and then you're eyelashes will really get mad when like remember, show Intel. Yeah, we'd have to have it like Tuesdays at eleven. We're going to show what's interesting and tell us about it. Just fucking get with it. Yeah, come on. Tell me about your funding magic blanket. I wanna know now I remember my show Intel. This isn't even a show or at no, it was in my mind. I cleaned my glasses and you showed them. It was in first grade. I get it. Do you call because it's a very personal thing and it must feel really good. I never really wore glasses but dirty and then you put them on maybe. Maybe I'm sure it had something to do with remember when you were kid. Now you went to school with very few people, but like when somebody got breezes or retainer, or glasses or whoever kind of a big deal. Yes. And so our earing, yes, when something renew the do the dude don't get the left one. No, don't get the right ones that way that was the gay one I want to say. Yeah, now that's the cool. Yeah, it better be Tim back the night back. The lobe, the Lisa, all my God. Where are you going to say that? What else could we remember what God? So yes. So anyway, I haven't glasses made you was like maybe one of the first ones to have them and felt that it was a good. I don't know. I bet it was riveted guys want show you how to clean your glasses. Like squirt squirt some stuff on him and really took like ten seconds and that you Gysi asses the squirt bottle been like this would be like a good show when we show where there's a good show. I don't know about the pets. That's a New Yorker. Cartoon was a good show, but the Tel left me wanting more. That's a New Yorker to some good sitting in a circle something when we were kids in show in Dell, did we. I don't think we did have the exile. Let's say someone broadening their lizard. Okay. And they killed right? And you had a yo, yo you're up next. Did you have that? Like I gotta follow the lizard ING, so I don't think you did either. And I think this is why kids are less stress. When did that. I don't know when that maybe forecast totally going like, well, this is an well. This is a court. Beckham's later grownups can go like, well, it was late. It was after the snack. You know what I mean to show biz. When you're it comes at some point, you figured out at a certain, probably when you get burned by the audience or the class, not laughing, like, oh, she was better. Some you get burned than you like in than it is in you? Yes, we did a thing called an eye opener and my computer camp. Cool. That's right. Computer cans. And so I made a mix tape using it was kind of like beats from public enemy tape. And then I'd put in quotes from the class damn wine. I would play it and it did really well from what I could tell. And then I did another one and it was so long. It was like twenty minutes long days later, like was like a week later, felt that warm as yes. Hi killed. And my brother was in the class, and even he'd kinda thought it was cool guy, and I went back in and did it over did at Pete I can relate. Yes. Tell me. I remember this is a little later. I was in high school, but I was the, I emceed some like Dan show or like talent show hosted it. And one night I made a joke. I remembering it. They were doing dance too bad to the bone, and I made some nothing joke, but but improvised, right. And just off the top of my head made a joke about one of the girls in the dance because she's so tiny, like something about something right and killed, and it was a surprise kill. And then the next night I fucking. Forced that joke down there was there and someone said, boo. In the same, Joe different audience, different audience, the next night, and I went into my car and I cry. Yeah. And it was hard. It felt terrible. The thing that got you, love, you know, I'm not trying to be to therapy. No, I'm just saying it feels like love. Yeah, holy shit. His great. Not only. Are you listening what you love it? Yes, so much and you try and do to get in. They put a little extra spin on and and it really, really, but I'm sure it was a good learning moment. Yeah. No, it's it's painful and I've had different versions of that throughout my career. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, you have to just go like, that's just how it is. Yeah, I'm yeah, I did a one play in college rumors meal, sinus rumors I did that really meet. I think I did a couple three couples. Yeah, three couples. Yeah, no, I had a hurt. Oh, my look like Modigliani my way. Oh my God. So you know what I'm talking about. This is insane anyway, anyway. No, but it was that scene when we come in and we're late or something, and the other couple leaves and were alone for the first time. And one night me, her name was Elise me in a least did the scene and we just found. Yeah, because we weren't trying totally, and we found the rhythm of it. And there was this applause because it's Neil Simon, and if you do it well, people are gonna be like, yeah. Shacking bay. Mike, Myers was there. And then the next night we were doing an impression of what we had before to ghost of it. I have to imagine as an actress actor is actor, but I like it both ways. Yeah, right. Yeah. Some joking. Both ways the but am the penis whole. I like it in my ear. Don't call the tennis, so it's not what we don't do that. So what were we saying rumors has an actress you actor you stupa by being weird because it's a weird time and it's a weird podcast. Yeah. Good. How do I make you horny babies. I gotta go, oh my God. No, I'm quoting. Okay. So it is so funny. You've had the thing where you're when you're acting. I have to imagine you can tell when you're in a scene with somebody who's just trying to do an impression of, maybe I it. Yeah, you don't really realize how important it is to just let it be how it is that take? Yes, totally, right. Or you can feel when you're doing that too? Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have like have you tell me how much acting? Well, you know, it's funny like even just saying this when you were just saying this doing take with someone is still new to me myself as such stage actor. And but but now for the last years, my job is acting for the camera, but I still think of that is like a new thing where you started in. I started in theater and did a lot of live theater like rumors yet. Did rumors is grown person. I did remembers in college too. Okay. Yeah. Good college. Yeah, I had to change all my Jesus Christ. Jesus Louis. Wow, it's not easy. No, it's not funny either. No Louise is okay. It's all right, but Jesus Christ, it's so good. So yeah, Jesus Christ is the funniest. It's like this number two on the list of things Jesus did for us is give us a great blasting. It's it's a great, he's fine. You know what I mean? I don't go set Dr thaw that's not a good cheese. Like the gene feels good in the mouth. I'm sure Bryce. Yeah, it's really good rice to loan the floor Jesus keys, but they're different. Yeah, Jesus Christ is might have. It's the most extreme Christ might be the memory of being at dinner with my family and my dad. The waitress came over to my dad's at something along the lines of like. I don't have a soup spoon or something like that. Something very easy and she went Christ like like it was her fall. Like, what was I thinking? And she walked away. Late dad looked at us his family and went Christ like, wow, that was a big one. And we all really laughed and though it's good, like my dad's funny and overshot necessarily. So you were saying you act and you've been started in the theater and we're working theater prison? Well, it's like a little. Yes, I was. I was, but I was gonna say, then I started doing UCB in that's life. Let's wise but it's like not exactly plays Bryce. That's like live comedy, comedy, sometimes note, no. But I mean doing like one acts and sketch shows and stuff can feel a little bit like a play depending on what it is for. Sure. Did you do one thing? I never did one woman, but like special produce shows. Yeah, with doom. Well, I remember one. Chris, Kelly writer, writer director. He wrote this great one acts called, oh my God, I heard you're dying, and it was. It was very funny, but it was also really heavy and emotional in that we ran that for a year or something, and that one felt like doing a play. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, that even that title, it reminds me when you see a good play and it's not. It's not often. I don't mean that know the general way. I'm always looking for like, what is the play. What was it the band's visit? Did you see that some musical actually, but I heard it was great. It's it's here right in LA. Is it no New York, but, but yeah, the pans visit Vallon I would try and I always want to find plays that are just people talking. Those are the place that I like. Yeah. And then if it's a musical, I wanted to be like the band's visit where it's like Inc. I'm way kind of like once remember one movie I didn't like the musical. Oh, I liked the movie. The move? Yes, but it's like natural that they're playing there just you believe what musical did I just see where that's happening is their musical in the theater right now? Let me think. Let me think. Let me think right. This second. A movie Alexander him. Oh, it's a movie. A star is born. Is that. That's where they where it makes they're not like breaking into song, right? Yeah. No. I'm saying this as someone who fucking loves musicals and we'll watch any musical whether they're breaking into song or its natural. My husband is definitely more. He like once they start just sort of singing about their love. He's like, I'm out so stars boarding really worked for him because they were singing. What is it about? It seems to be more men that are like, I don't get it. He hung up his coat and he's like, what? A nice day. Thanks. And we're all like sock you. I don't know. And like more expressive emotive people, I think as people that feel in song right wanna see, people singing, true. Don't matter. Like I think John one zero and like I want a man. I'm not lobby hero Jesus Christ. That was a good one. Michael, Sarah. And one of the guys from Atlanta Tyree had, is that his name? Yes. He was fucking phenomenon. Remembered his name, Chris Evans. Oh, in America that yeah, I've all right. Chris, he's listening. He got. So he does listen. He's a fan homes. I blew it. He's a friend. I don't know. I've never forgot his name. It's a dear friend captain America to see you. So he was so good in that. I really wanted to see that. Was was, I guess it was was very much about because there's a woman police officer at how she's treated differently. Interesting. And it's got a lot of that Billy Madison grabbing a boob. Yeah, sort of stuff like, yeah, crabbing boob. Ugh. I know what the hell I tell you a story. Yeah, it's rough. No, it's not that rough there. I've got rougher. I just was remembering this recently. This actually is like as far as being comedy girl. Okay. And then also having boobs. I remember this moment. Okay. In highschool. You interest my high school, but you can imagine because you're human at sporting events. It was a fun thing to like. Razz the other team and just a little rows. Yeah, to give a little rows in the crowd with our team rigor. And it was a very male dominated thing in a way that I got literally attention. I mean, I'm like I could say a better way, but like we're comedy, we're comedy people in we like attention. I know I as saying this, I'm like, if I was like a curvaceous woman, what would I have right you I would have been one of those brands. I think I tried to like be a boy basically, right? But like my body betrays me. I know that's a weird. Oh, that's interesting. I was going the other way. Like if I was sexy, I feel like I would enjoy being the attention, but probably it was. It was like where a sweatshirt and be a boy. That was like how I didn't. And I remember I could do the what is it called heckling like do it. Well, I could like get under. Sounds like fucking bragging. No, it doesn't. I could get out reaction from the crowd. You would have been good at a dunk tank. Would have been lying to donkey. So if like, you know if there was a silence in the crowd, I would say something it's just like being a class clown. That rodeo. Great, right. And so it was a fun way to get attention literally get attention. And I remember one time it pissed off the other team or like somebody on the other side and he came over to us and I still felt confident enough to like make fun of him in front of the crowd. Okay. So here you like he came over to our side and was like, basically like, fuck you, and it was easy to to then make fun of him? Yeah, get a laugh. Right, right. I'm in the power. You're not bad to the bone, your own material. So I'm making fun of this guy who's trying to make to trying to like talk shit to me. And then how does he win? He reaches up and grabs my boob. Wow. Isn't that wild? And he won meaning like that. Of course, of course, then it was like it was like such, it's it was like one. It's a kill Stroh. Yeah, and totally able. Totally. Yeah. Like shut me the fuck up and everybody went nuts yet. I think like meaning they laughed. Yeah, not really. Luckily. Okay. But it does shut me up. That's probably I think luckily greeting coke. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, somehow for some reason maybe because it was I was on my own team side or whatever the people around. We weren't like he grabbed her. They were kind of like that was weird, but it did. He did win in that. It it like killed the killed, whatever. I, of course, anyway, that weird memory that I recently had, I think with all this fun. Yeah. No, I was going to say that's a good one. What I mean is that's a good example. Yeah, it definitely affected my my whatever. Whatever my next move was right in life, it kind of you know. I mean, also Louis did so offensive is it's sort of like a large grocer version of sort of behaviors that we were doing. Taking your dig out is still a million times worse than interrupting and being a big ass or what happened to you. It's still worse than that, although that was terrible saying on a par for the course totally. And then that's why it was extra tear. Yeah, kind of collected all these feelings in air. Yeah. I mean, understanding enough wolf is indeed Lee true? Is this why? By the way I'm I'm saying this, it's some big, it's it's that we all have a million of these stories. And this is a teeny tiny version of oil, but it is what I mean. I maybe that's what I'm trying to say is they're all sort of under the same rela of intention and some of them are just magnifying to like really, really, really inappropriate places, but they're all weird. They're all in the family. Yeah, they are. They're the same catalog dynamite or touring? Weird sex moves that move is in the same catalog is something like really exactly gross, so gross, but then did these things leading? Yeah. Okay. Is that like, so you're being funny and then something traumatic happens. Like I remember being. Make your story seem really intense being banned night, and I was tuning in some taking longtime. Does anybody know any good jokes and someone just yelled out you right? And I remember on stage, I remember one of my favorite street jokes. I'll tell you can tell very quickly guy goes to the circus clown makes fun of this kid for being fat, let's say, and everyone. He gets everyone to laugh and point at the kid. So the kid goes to clown school majors in comebacks. You make this part as long as he devotes his life to comebacks and getting revenge on. This clown goes back to the circus it's twenty years later. He's a grown man now sits in the same seat. Same clown makes fun of again, the guy stands up and goes, hey, fuck you clown. That's the. It's funnier. If you make a long, you're supposed to make it like it's one of those jobs where the point is so stupid, but I in that moment was like, I think I'm done playing music. All I wanna do is figure out what guy to stop him. Making me stupid. The Mark man thing is I control how people. Yeah, totally. Did you have that experience where or was that one of them? That's the leading part. Sounds like a lot of us. You had some suffering in the that lean lead to the development of your stellar personality. Dollar her Snell kind of didn't write that down. Did you? I can read it. Okay. It looks like Adler. Death app boss from golden axe. One guy. At home. Oh, no, not here. Not counting labs here. I know there's one person deaf adder. I. Okay. So, yeah, I mean, so kind of are you, are you saying, like, did you know whether it was the MC faltering second joke or the grab. Grab those. Maybe. I mean, those are the things that made me want to. I think maybe they would make some people be like a now. I will never put myself in a position against going both for where you say like, no, I need to figure out how to bow. Why did you go that way? Why did you go like a hate? Yes, business of show I hate when people say that die, say this business, how did you get into this business of shell? God who says that get fucked. David cross says it as a joke called nervous about. Nervous about his business of show, but some people do say it people as a networking, we'd like to stop. What are you doing in LA? You know, just networking. Dan, I rented for you and it's going to try to go get out. You got to go to the party to network. God shake hands plus the flash elves. So you what? Was it? Your family, like where you just good at it through you to pursue it instead of shrinking. So specifically comedy stuff or acting in general? Either way. I don't sounds like you went to the theater. Yeah. Yeah, I think it was. You know, I wish I had a great answer for this other than just like something would happen to me when I was a kid watching people on stage where it would. It would feel like it was like, yeah, so with you, I have a joke. Are you this joke right? Say to the audience I go, I've never gone to show in my life where haven't thought that there was a chance that maybe they would ask me something. Like that. That's. I like most head in the clouds or craziest or like a not grounded part of me, and maybe still to this day is thinking that someone invite me on stage where there's a reason for me to also be on stage or I will learn how to do that dance or play guitar sing or whatever it is something comes along. It's sort of striking how unsurprising it. Yes, it's like when when Conan I did a talk show with Conan O'Brien wants to meet with. You wasn't like. I was like, yeah, I literally the nights that I remember what I dreamt. It's me fucking hanging out with Jerry Seinfeld and he's going, you wanna came. Guy, you'll feel because you're fun Compaq and hard to whatever it is. I dream about this step so much. And when I go to shows, I still now a performer, I guess maybe now I know it's stupid, but my whole life, I was thinking someone's going to be sick and they're gonna. Let me go up and improvise my line. I like going to concerts with. I have a memory of thing going to a Huey Lewis concert, and the news and the news. Okay. Thank you for. No, they're news are part of it because they know who needs the love, the news, the news. Chris Hayes or these them. I can't remember the Hueys getting the table, whatever restaurant he wants to do. We're the fucking new. Goddamn new people hate the news. Now they can't fake news. Huey Huey Lewis and the fake news. There's something they're not a lot, but something funnier die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just vote Judy. Video check to eight. A lot of it. You know. Not video where in less he'll he's in town. Yes, plea made me to pitch him ideas and it's the one. This is the line now. But anyway, I do remember being whatever ten or six or something in thinking he's going to call me on stage for this song. That isn't a duet. Yeah, but it's going to be tonight and I will be ready. Did anything like that happen? Because you're making me remember that every once in a while I'd go to a magic show and you would be involved? Yeah, I remember they handed these linking rings around the audience and I was handing them back to the magician, and I was a little kid. So kids are kind of, you know, it's good show biz kid and he was like, they don't come apart, do they? And I just want they did, but I put them back. To get a laugh. Little sob, Pete. I know what did I do. Bang this out of whack went into one of our ears, our, it's not the end of the world mono, but it did. There is definitely keep that in. Don't cut that out. No, that's got to be. Those are the moments that's cannon. So how does that tie back, you remember? Yeah. I mean, I do remember this is a weird one, but being in a very little kid, six or seven, my parents were in the music business, so I went to concerts all the time. Okay. And we were in the front row of an Eddie money concert and he did. He just he was like, take me home tonight or something and put the mic down to my face. Oh, sing align, can happen. It kind of did happen. So I think that happening so early, I was like, this happens. Yeah, but I wanted to. I wanted to go on stage sing with Paul. Simon, do you know what I mean? I knew thought this is what's key is you need to be delusional enough, like we hate that if you get double scoop of this sort of delusion. Yeah, you're the nut seed shrimp if you get a single singles, the new good get into those scoop. You're you're, you have a very happy life or. Yes, totally. Drama, happy life, your normal one, scoop you get into this business and you need one scoop of delusion. Yeah, but I know some people that also can like haunt of theater, comedy, theater club, and and you just sort of watch them. You can tell the passage of time by looking at them, like, meaning they are mean, but there's farmers there. Yeah, their performance and you can tell they were frustrating. They're very talented and you're like, I wonder you what I wonder. I play what's going on in different people's careers all the time because I actually had a nice place what could break. This is great, and I wonder if some people don't have enough delusion, I don't know too many people that have too much delusion because those people those are they're not. They're not nutty people some like. This is a weird business and fame is a weird thing, and we know we like there are. We've we know famous people and some of them are in the normal grounded down to earth category in some are true nuts. Yeah, some are true. Delusional already. Let's say you have three scoops and then you do get famous because some of those people get through. Yeah. And then you have the world telling you true, you are the special bowling girl. Totally venue really get some fucking. There's some wild nets while people out. I actually see there being a lot of danger and people having it reinforced at what they believed they're supposed to be doing what they're owed and how they're supposed to be h-have being reinforced, and then they get it. It can be very dangerous. I totally weird thing to see it to be the person you or me like seeing it and being like, well, at some point they're going to realize. Yeah, but then they are getting the. Yes, and then you're like, well, that's, that's. That's why I guess it's annoying when someone like me believes in and I'm not saying I do, but like manifestation, it's really annoying because the the case data is someone whose life has gone really well. Yeah, you really want someone like Will Smith pursuit of happiness to go. And then I started thinking positive, right? That's good data. But unfortunately we have a lot of jerks like me that are like, I think positive thinking does help. And it's like, okay, a lot of. We're going your way, and then you start out of looking into that, right, although I do in your delusion. Yeah. Say I'll spend back and ask him and you have that delusion did you and you had that belief and you kinda thought it was going to work out, and that's clearly one of the requisites you, right? It's you mean like career stuff? I feel a lot of very talented people that are like it's insane to one at and I'm not gonna get it and then they don't. Yeah, right there. What I I kind of not wrestle with this, but it is. I feel like I was an overly confident child number child, second four, but four felt very like the middle felt like a middle child, a real, like I'm okay with like admitting this now because I'm an adult, but really like at attention lover. Embarrassing. Yeah, it is. I was too. Yeah, just like couldn't get enough. I was, yeah. Wanted more and more. I remember teacher in junior high, there was Matt and me. Matt was also kind of the class, and I was like, what about map? And I was in trouble. He's like mats and he got mad knows when to start injured. I was like, that's true. Why would you stop? Yeah. Yeah, you're on this call the role. More like I needed it. So I still do you were that kind of kids? Yeah. And I really did have yelich a strong belief in myself. That was instilled in me by my parents who are like loving, very loving and. I mean, I've said this before, but it my dad's like chant to his children as you are the best you are the king of the world. There's nobody better than you, which he would say all the time, there's no, unless I guess there is a way to do that. That's harmful like too much it dishonest way on what I was gonna say was there's nothing better. I agree. It really weren't can if you're not listening to your kids, right? Yeah. My brother isn't as as like fucking toothpaste salesman as I am so he might not benefit as much from like here. The baby boy wants to give you the blue ribbon special, so there's different different different thing. But if you have a ham like me, yeah, hearing you're the best. You're like, you're. Yes, I can do this because who cares? So much of your reality is your inner reality, right? Your whole life? Yeah, everything. Everything. Certainly there external things at play, and we want to ring some of those bells, but like having a parent even like with with our whatever these little affirmations that you say to each other help make huge. I agree. Most of the time it's the inside stuff right when you die and they write the thing about you. They talk about the outside stuff, but ninety nine point nine percent of the time you're on the inside. Yeah. So you might as well be like with your dad's boys that going in there? Like I'm asking the Woodley Weiqing in the world of the world, the best years before Titanic. Did he really say it? Did he really say those words all the time? Those are the words. So you're the best, you're the king of the world. There's nobody better than you said it to all the kids in he put his hands on your shoulders. Thank you. It was like a chant it go you the best. You are the king of the world. There's nobody better then you so funny. I had friends that had a kid and I was always calling their child the king. Cool. I thought so too, because I'm like your dad that school and I remember it. I don't think this is wrong or weird, but I remember the mom was like, I don't want him growing up thinking he's the. That's another good point though, like, okay, right. No, but like she like, I hear it, but if he's a ham, yeah, then I'm giving him the fuel he needs and the other stuff is diesel. Right? He can't run on it right. Like you can give them like we need to share and we need and I got plenty of Asia, right? Like it depends on the type of kid because that sort of fuel helped me be nice to. Right. So my dad saying that didn't actually make me think I was better that it wasn't Doyle rule, God good job. Good job straight off. The nine. Yeah. No, that's ten. You could say, Doyle rules. We could keep saying it because they have it so many times in that movie, what a funny stupid little callback. That is. I was incredible. So many times. I mean, the fact that they drive off the cliff as a family. Damn rules and blow up that is. So that's news. That's a three family. Yeah, and we hate at three scoop failed, but Billy believes himself themselves, one guy and the no scoop guy is his miles Davis lady or isn't isn't the no scope guy, Chris Farley driving the bus? Yeah. Or maybe like his little Billy's little friend that's like he doesn't have a lot of confidence. I don't know if that's the one that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The one that calls Veronica to watch. Yeah, he calls the teacher and his like, do you like anyone in class men Billy's like you wait? Oh, no. She fucking Billy on the other line. Thank god. Go in. Just basically, I think under a ham and you wanted some of that dad, fuel, and I did really believe in myself. A better person. Yeah, s. Faraz career stuff. It really did give me this sort of happy delusion or whatever that I could do it that that I could. I love acting the most. So I'm going to just keep doing it until it works out now in my in my adult life that would go up and down where I'd be like, yeah, this is still going out. And then sometimes I would be like I missed the boat or like what am I saying? There's no way like if I didn't get cast, I was like, you know, if I didn't get, let's say, cast as the lead in a play. I would be like, well, then there's no Ag and make it in Hollywood, or if I didn't get winter the, you know, the first time I'd I addition for a herald team I didn't get on, and I was like, whoa, there. Okay, great. A lot of never never never got on but only addition ones. Okay. Okay. I was gonna say, you didn't really. We do ton of improv. I didn't know because you're saying boy, how dare you, what? No, it's you're, you're Cinna boy. Dare me. I know it's because stand up had fewer people in the way. Go not be on a team because there's not stand up teams. Yeah, so it was. So in your mind, you were like I can do stand up because nobody's telling me they won't stop. I didn't have to dish in rank, stand up, doing, stand up, was the dishes. And then the other thing I hit and I'd love to hear what you say this. I was very frustrated with improv where the weakest or not. Just not not funny, but like weakest in lots of ways and least committed person drag the group down so much. Right. So especially if it was a small group, you'd be like fucking David raising here. Right? And I'm like, I wanna hers every day. That's what a standup is. As you make you're gonna do this time tonight. Yeah, insatiable. Yeah. I mean, yes, there I think I did improv like long enough that I got to the place where everybody was insatiable rain. You move past the lake small groups, and that's it is. And then you get to whatever where you get to the cream yet. We're like, everybody is so obsessed with it that it is like you're almost combining. It was great. It was great God about where you just you're so obsessed with doing this particular. There's a lot of at least for me, there was a lot of weeding through a lot of people that you're like years. You're just the funny person in your group of friends, and they're all like embroiled. You have no interest in sharing the stage or listening or any of that. I mean, it it truly took years to get past those people. Were you thought if you didn't get on herald team that your career was? Oh, because if I can't make it on this. Yeah, quote unquote small-scale. Yeah, I won't be able to win. That's not true, right. I think Hollywood. I don't know how exactly how they would. Work, but it's so small and it's not quite all you need to do as rollerblade in this park and someone will spot you. Right? But it's also like if you're excellent in a commercial, it happens. Remember there was that guy. It was like he had a show called bad day. Okay. So there was a guy he was in a commercial and it was him leaving a bunch of bunch of voice mail and it was such a funny commercial. And the next thing I saw him on like five different shows. I don't know where he is now. It's kind of like a funny. Sure he's doing. It's not like I consume every sign much. So there's that side of it which is healthy to remember. So you were kind of wrong business isn't fair? It's not the one. Yeah, it's not like this equals that. You don't. You don't get this. I mean, it's all additions. It's all cast something now I'm like really nuts, not in the bad way. It's actually kind of equal parts, hopeful and era giving where you're like, yeah, it's it's weird. Yeah, but it's not quite. I mean, yeah, I think once you are on the other side of it casting, people are producing or whatever you see that it's not as personal person laugh and but you also the part that might give young or all actors a chill is is like. Some, I don't wanna say random, but it's like the mood. All the things that you hear the mood that you're in, the chemistry you have with somebody. There might be somebody that's really great that you never even you might not see them because you've read somebody in your so excited about them that you're like, we got it yet. We try not to do that. But sometimes that can help it could happen if you're under the gun. Yeah, I've got casting where they're like the shoots in three days. I never knew that. It's like these people are desperate. Yeah, and they're just trying to do their job, make your dreams come Zach, and they really want you to be good, but so you have your dad's are the king of the world. I feel like the show biz thing is have that in your head go into the being like, this is my part. Madeleine wise who plays my girlfriend in the third season, crashing told me that she was like when I got the Email, I just knew it was mine taught of the I dish in, yeah, she'll off the Email for the dishes. I don't even know if she watched the show, but she was just kind of like this. This is my part, the breakdown and she went in and she was not overly confident or certainly not routes. Yes, sweet and nice and patient. And there was no air about her, but it didn't surprise me that after the fact she was like, I knew I'm because there's a, we say, say, all the time certainty hawkiness there's a wait, waited certainty, right? It's like, I know I'm good. And that's why, if you went in for something now I have to imagine you're like, I know what I do. What I do is great, and if it's not what you want, that's that's fine. But this is what it looks like. I think that comes with time and age, right? Been doing this long enough where we thought the two thousand where we. Like you the kind of like. I guess the confidence that comes with knowing what you're capable of again, what you do? Yeah. Like it might not be certainly might not be the best. It also might not be the thing you're looking on this you've uncovered. What did you do? Towed it. A lot of us when we're starting our just trying on when it impressions of other people percent, you can see that with a lot of comedians. You can also see with a lot of actor. You're just like, oh, you're doing this person. You haven't found yourself. You haven't figured out what it what your gift, your gift is. My special purpose in what acting is you? It's hard to do a lot of acting, right? That's something that jet Abbott jet appetite said to me was like watching girls. He said this to encourage me, we weren't concerned about my acting like, you know, you're acting as good. And if you watch girls, you can see Lena getting so much better only because no one and she was always great. Yeah, but no one gets to act very much. That's true. Even in somewhere, maybe not walk in Phoenix walking. Phoenix can go like six months. No active, right. Probably because he elects to pick one of the biggest people, but you know what I'm saying? Yes, that's true. We're not like it had Danson has to be one of those guys. It's like there was a year there where I just traveled, right? Or wasn't working right or whatever it is. Yeah, these people know it's not easy to get a lot of hours right in the cock yet because we're once you're done with like acting school or whatever. If you even do that give you're not acting everyday, you're one of the. No, rarely. It's actually kind of, I think that's helpful that you're saying that is acting class isn't necessarily. I'm selling my acting class. Okay. Oh my God. Have you seen Jason Alexander's YouTube? It today will Jason Alexander. He's teaching master class and it's just him in a theater. I am sort of shitting on them. I'm being a little bit shitty just because it's so he goes technique is technique is technique. It's like no humor. There's no, like I know what I'm doing. He's like, he goes technique, never changes, technicalities chain. And you're just sort of like, okay. And then he doesn't seem with a woman like one of the students, and he gets mad and she goes. It's like it's everything. They're making fun of on Barry, and it's just going to say, that's like Henry winklers. They're making fun side. Note sidebar. Note sidebar out. Henry Winkler loves you. Did you listen episode? I haven't listened to it, but he told me all about it. I love Henry. Winklers loves you so much. Yeah, we did. He do your show. He are you on berry. I'm very, very funny would have fun eating a little bit of beer in one of the kids in. I don't know. I just said kids. I'm one of the students in the acting class no way. So we said I brought it up. That's really funny, super weird. I've only seen piece of everything very small part, but it is, but it's like a weird small part, but big commitment, meaning like we're there a lot. I understand together parts in plays like that. Yeah, you're the Butler their baby and you have to be there forever and you're like, it's not revealed that I'm the investigate. Until two pats real show is the difference between theater and showbiz to me is like show business figured out he doesn't have to be there. Right, right, right, right. If. Totally show-business made of sand. Not center. The inner was like pay dues, darling. There's one hundred people in line totally happy to do it and they're literally would be people behind. Yeah, in the rain, always in the rain. Little orphan head difference of standing yet, is it totally? Is it kind of income is everything is in that one consideration of the actors Shan set of like, come kneel before the fit both ways like the consideration of actors time, but also the fact that actors in show in movie and TV are like kings and queens. They're like, how dare you even think I was stand in over myself when we're in theater, you're like, oh, my God, yes, I'll do this fucking five, our tech Liber. So it was if you played. Who is at a fellow King Lear owning stab yourself. Yeah, it's like he really stabbed. He went to the hospital after that show like that's the, that's it. Movies. I remember I asked ludicrous. A ludicrous because I was doing stupid promo for Conan for fast fury at one of the fast furious and I go, I thought it was funny. I go when they cut to the inserts of your feet. Stepping on the clutch, are those your feet and no way? Right. He laughed because, of course, like in the theater? Yes, yes, that's my choice. Now I step on line watching when you're even people like us who do this for a living when I'm watching that movie. I don't necessarily think that I'm so immersed in whatever. And then you think for one second about the insert shot of somebody's foot on the clutch note, I knew can't afford ludicrous. Yeah, you can't afford those Berlin's into the club can't. Yeah, I was when we were watching Tommy boy. It has like the essential like David Spade as a camera, going around going, say something to the Brian, right? So it has the record and the red light and everything. But you know, it's the film Cam, right? They're going around, but then like it shoots a scene and it's cut. Two overs like it was like, what is he running over there? Get that angle record. Because that's how unsatisfied. Yeah, we were. On because of Cloverfield Blair witch. No, he couldn't get right. We've slow sup of him, signing the check. So funny pets. So funny. So acting. Techni technique technique. He literally go see what you did. That is so funny, you gotta watch Barry, I, I mean, you've got to watch those moments where Jeanne coup snow, who's Henry Winkler, where he's like pushing one of the actors to like he's like talking shit about her in front of the class. Yeah. And then she finally like starts crying and then she, he looks at her and he goes, go, like, I got you go. I saw the moment that I love is when Bill looks to see how everyone else's react news of someone dying imitates because he's associate. Yes, that was. I was like this fucking I also now and I watched shows I'm Barry is one of them. I'm so impressed with how few cuts there are. That's like a thing that that you I'm new, of course, if you're like, wow. The eighth grade bows movie. You're like, holy shit on one take, and that is like they're using their own timing. Editing can make people good actors, but if it is a little bit more like a play. Yeah, like holy shit. That's such a funny thing. We just saw. Oh, I guess we just saw. Mm, did numb ding them. It is kind of its drew Goddard's new movie Elry Al late like, oh, yeah. All right out bad times of l. rail him him and they're only note is a ham, ham the star. There's anyway, there's a couple of really beautiful longshots where where when you're like a couple of minutes into it, you're like, holy shit. Hold on. This is just been this one show. Well, now we're savvy to like true detective. Remember there was that there's like a six minute no cut and that soup. It's nNcholas cage movie. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, NICKY, little NICKY. Another onto relax. That's him. Yeah, that was absolutely right on that was absolutely. I was more him and him. That was he doesn't even know how him that was. That's how him you heard it and he got chill me. I don't remember saying that. I don't remember walking by speaking, don't I don't. I could eat a peach for hours. It is really got no. Also that was better than the other one. To be honest, I heard a little of what you're doing. No, I don't think I was give you all. Play it back. You Tampax which also sounds like JIMBO. I was going to a little Kiana Reeves e a little hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You were just saying the which yes k. long takes, oh snake eyes. When when when mixed stiff, teen minutes cut with Carl Lewis, gene o Gino is that's not delivery. I don't know who it is. Could you come bad at Carla king? Who. She's in. She's the woman in the movie. Okay. Anyway. Was that we were like being shot? Yeah, and it was kind of like what it was sold on right l. you gotta sell Royal him Jon Hamm at the El capitan. I don't wanna. Yeah, I don't want to give away, but there are other actors that movie. I know. Jeff bridges. Yeah, that's how much I love him. Yeah, I go to him. It's a Hamoui also Jeff bridges in in the cloth. Yes. I'm going to stop talking because it's a real twisty movie everything you're saying I want to. I want to spoil, Josh. I always want to come Jeffrey because there is a jeffer-, Josh Whitman who's so fun. Yes. He's so funny, of course you know, delight. He and I do Jeff bridges. I do his Jeffords which is buddy. Even did a look like bow bridge. Oh, the less worked out Bridget down, like a bridge. I look like a bridge brother bridge brother is that I like. Rich build. So I was gonna, say, acting class is just an excuse to act. Yeah, that's true. It's just like, let's just like every day because you could have your friends over and be like, let's just do you don't. You don't, and but people do and maybe those are the two scoops. Those are the two scoops people doing. Seems like the king of comedy deniro in his basement. You need to bring it in front of people at some. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Otherwise, you're just going to be an unregulated. I'm good Katie if you're getting water. I'm fine. Thank you very much. Yeah, I. I feel like I did know people like that in theatre school. That would be like, let's yeah, let's practice monologues and I'm like, we're not the same type price still have people like that out of your life. I never. I don't never available. Yeah, let's run line. Get real. Get law die. Cut them out of your life. Get out of your life. So you started wondering about making show biz because you're trying to make it in theater. What was your first big feeder thing? I mean, Tony, Tina. I was in you not intelligent. A dinner theater. It was called the awesome eighties, prom. Do you. Do you tonight. Okay. Awesome. From the actors? Yeah, we're interacting with the eighties s but the but right along the lines of what I'm talking about being like, okay, I was the, I was an understudy in that. So my brain goes, you're not even in it. You'll never make it right. Like the fact that you're an understudy is a clear sign that you're not as good as the person who's the real person and and there were those like the first class coach of theater year. Yeah, yeah, yes. Chaudhary totally. Yeah, it was. It was in. So there were things my like overly confident child, soul started like dying in New York because it was things like that. That would be that that isn't that interesting status. And that's what I meant. Obviously, I coach sometimes it's like I coach is just a class Yang that we all have to deal with is my point, but then it's like, status will kill you. I noticed maybe I said this, but. Driving around this town. Yeah, will really try to remind you of who you are the karst. No. Ingles different. That's a great example. Like you go to a lot and you see the cars aren't in the different spot. I remember when I was a TV writer, see the cars of the producers. It'd be like, well, BMW baby. Exactly. But I used to, it's more like you see the billboards for the awards. Yeah. And you're like, I never ever ever ever ever think about that stuff and then you drive to the market and you went, oh, right. It's a word. I didn't even know totally going to watch them. It doesn't matter. It's fine, right. Then you go like, oh shit. Yeah, there's like five shows and they got all the awards. And then you're like, if it occurs to me for the first time that we didn't get your, it's like her. And you're happy and you're proud, and then all of a sudden go, oput. People are saying those five things are better than my thing. The thing this is the next level though, is that what I've realizes that the awards mean you can probably get to keep making right? That's what that's it. People go is trophies for ground it yet. You're right. They're also trophies for grownups that are given out on a very high rating award by EV show where everyone watching goes. I haven't seen the place, right? We should watch the good plots. It. It's funny h was good is because they wanted to word. So the award is you get to keep making show. I mean, it's like almost this weird. I remember maybe it was parks and rec or something. Some great show that wasn't getting a lot of awards. And I remember being like, who fucking cares. We all know that it's a great show. Why does anybody care care and want that? Yeah, exactly. It's a huge man, the bad. Way. It's a huge marketing thing, right? It's about it's about work. It's about saying you get to do this or whatever, longer whatever gets best picture. You could look at it and be like, it's all a racket fine shirt, but what wins best picture people go and Chit and Tony awards or something like the show afterwards, the ticket sales exactly people go and see deer an, yeah, because they got the musical number on the show and you can go this. This game is rigged in this bullshit or he could be like, that's another way. It's another method to try and get to keep doing like doing is rigged in its in its politics, and it's bullshit, and it's money and all that stuff. But if when Ted Danson got nominated for an Oscar that he did and Oscar, because because he he's exactly Ted Danson he'll give Ted Danson in EMMY, he'll attorney. If you give spaghetti, it turns into, but we should talk about teddy. We should talk about spaghetti, but he. Here too. But anyway, when he got nominated for an EMMY, I did have that feeling robes like, oh, we do this again. We we'll probably get another season now. That's thirty nine. Yeah, I'm thirty nine and I was like, that's what it means. That's why you're and I talk about one scoop. One big scoop for old PD. I go. Like if I won, I would say the award means we get to keep making show. You know what I mean? I do that. Yeah, I do that. So I don't know if that's manifesting, but I sure do like what's the harm, dad rubbing my shoulders. My dad rubs your shoulder. Does he calls you? The king of Rome behind gives. Oh, sled gives me a full Winslet Winslet tied Tam. You're the world. Titanium. Back he wrote down Ted teddy is, you know him never met him. He's the best I've heard is the best. He so wonderful. I quote teddy all the time, but he's I say, it onset all the time maybe more than any. Okay. I was just going to say one big scoop if you think to tell them you don't have to. I will. Let's all let's throw me off a break. The British. Only to say, I say acting embarrassing. Oh, yeah, which is what he said. He does any says it still? Yes, totally. That's to me. And I want to hear what you think the main thing of getting over. Is that it's embarrassing? Yeah. Even if you're in a bar, this is what I feel like people don't understand if you're in a scene in a movie or TV show, and it's a loud bar on the day. Dead quiet. Yes, it's so quiet. So now you have to be in a dead quiet bar at eleven AM attending three AM pretending to be drunk and you're gonna be like screaming. You. Nine times out of ten, especially because we work with so many comedians and not all of them have acted before they'll start the scene and they'll do it. That's what comedians do. They read rooms. They read situations and they act appropriately. Right? And you have to be like you gotta scream, so cyber you have to act and yet they're so embarrassing. I can think of a couple of different times. The thing about Ted though is that he is so supportive that he like acting as embarrassing for him, but he will recognize when acting embarrassing for you and he'll make you feel better. How a couple things one is he, he compliment. He says, you are the best in the world. There's nobody knew. In a way that's like Winkler. Yeah, I know these general, what the fuck I say this all the time. What are we doing? Knowing what everyone needs and withholding. Ooh, yeah. Why? Why do we put these pay walls between each other? Right. Yeah, I understand some social reasons why shouldn't be in the grocery store and just be like your valuable, right? You notice somebody like if you're on set? Yeah, make them feel good. Hopefully, he, I remember this season having to do something embarrassing where I'm like, basically I can't spoil anything, but something where I have to do a big movement and then I know that special effects and stuff will be put over it. But in the moment I'm just me. I'm just took Darcy right? I'm just having to do a goofy face and body and I after the first take said, ooh, this is rough, and he was after every single take. He was like, that was perfect, great job. Oh, that's it. You're nailing. Does you know what I say? Because I were editing our show. Sometimes it's always in love. One of our producers. One of our producer nights, one of our producers will tease my performance and I just go, you don't know what it's like. And then sometimes we go back and use the performance that we thought was too vague because we wanted to make the scene bigger and I go, you don't know. You don't know. Because you're doing you, you are taking all these boy actors being self important. I'm just saying it's so uncomfortable. Embarrassing. It's embarrassing. That's why say it would be I've I've had to do embarrassing things that are like masturbating. I've had to have sex. I've had a couple of times. I've been embarrassing. It's seriously embarrassing and all the pros do teddy Dion down as they understand that it's embarrassing and we act. It's like bombing like sometimes you'll be bombing doing and you go tonight. It's work. My back is sweating. Totally. I'm going to do my act totally. Matt's Ri. That's the grit that a lot of people don't end light coming in. Right, right, right. And knowing into its job in some Jewett so joyful and pop, and then you're gonna have some to clap and ninety nine percents. I'm tell me it's just like stale rate. You can feel like we're going long days long. I mean, I think in like, I definitely feel it. On the set of berry on the set of the good place and on the set of broad city. Wow. Now, it sounds like I'm literally bragging, but the. About the shoulder rub gun. But this show runners of those shows are so crazy supportive. Yeah, I like, why would you ever? Yeah, it's like when if you know acting embarrassing when you're scene partner is being embarrassed, let them know that you're like supporting them. Right. Well, that's why quote teddy exactly. I go. I know it's embarrassing and it's a little Billy Madison. I'm not just forcing. Okay. So if somebody asked to yell, I like yelling, right? I go like, I know it's weird, and then you just yell and I make fun of the crew or whatever it is, but but it's it's also when you're doing stand up on a late night show when I had when I had a talk show you tell the audience. This is awkward weird. This person's coming out and they're doing stand up in the middle of my show. Right. And that would make such sort of like acknowledging it and getting people off the hook and letting day player who's might be excited. Maybe they're not. I don't know. They come in. They put chances are they might feel uncomfortable dude, and we're shooting on film. I've told the story before we shoot dominate feel like you're wasting. Entirely. If Judd's directing you really, you doubly feel like time and you have to be like you need to like swing it around a little bit. Yeah, you need. Let's ways to take. Yeah. Just to remember that this isn't about just saying the gal that, yes yet totally five, magic Iran my our last night and I didn't like damn the one thing I. The six thirty show you're probably working, but I didn't like the one. I love the show with the one thing I didn't like was that the slot I had was exactly an hour. That's the opposite of comedy to me. I wanna feel like I have as long as I want and and God love him. After I got up staged by producers of the special, we're sort of like timing wise. It needs to be fifty eight minutes and I was like, and he knew he knew, and he was talking about that because we just like, yes, the opposite. Yeah, I, I'm baby Huey line from Tommy boy. I'm going to go out and I'm going to run around my diapers. Gonna fall. I'm gonna slip on my own poop. It's gonna be great. Yeah, don't tell me totally eight minutes is the wrong side of the brain. Totally. And wondering if you're getting the scene or if you're sending on your Mark or if you're letting everybody down. So wrong side of the brain teddy de telling you great. Yeah, it's gonna lead to more great night's hopefully agree. The only thing, especially when you're capturing not capturing something for the screen, you have. Capture these little moments of magic, and if it is just this kind of stale, like going through the motions that reads as sale going through the motions, you can find that maj that maj gift of the maj I, yes, yes. I wonder if this is one of those things I'll stop doing, but it's a little bit like sex in that like sex can technically be happening, but making love is this other thing I am not trying to be. Wait, let me just say nobody is this thing that you can have, but make sex can be happy had sex where you're like, this other person isn't cured. Right. I know typically it's the guy, but I've had Sharon where I'm like, what's going on where you're eating chocolate and you're like, it's not doing. Let's chocolate but sucks. There's no connections, there's experts. Yeah. Yeah, there's no, yeah, no spark. We call it and all these things. Yeah. Same with any type of performance sexual or otherwise, you're trying to get to somewhere else that's greater than what's happened. Right. This is maybe off topic, but we are talking about Ted, but I d- running, really? Sorry I with Ted. I always talk about how teddy teddy d, how when you flood align it is it panics you and it's a weird thing where we're you see someone else foot line. You don't give a fuck your take your time when it's on you. It's like everybody's watching the betas. Yeah, UP. Japan's and Ted says he gets the flop sweats, and then you're just like trying to get the line out as quick as you can. But the trick is to like, let it go take a second a, why are we talking about acting like this? I like it technique is technique is second, but we're not talking about it super late. No, I loved. I know listening to it can be a little. I don't think we're talking about actor. Yeah, now that's pretentious. I think we're talking about committing and finding a spacious place in yourself that allows fallibility totally, and and that's every day whether or not you're acting or giving a presentation or job interview, or just class or whatever, or these things all the time talking to your kid and you fuck up matter. There's a beautiful way of tripping. Right? There's a trip and you make it part of the dance, but it's true. Yeah. And when you fuck up a line, the people that I've seen that do that in stand up or an acting or whatever, make it, it's it's not a mistake if you do it twice told us, oh, they'll say the line again, fucked up. There's should do. Yeah. Do it again, wrong on purpose and then do it. Right. I remember if they say we're running out of time, you say shut up? Yeah, even like minutes. Well, that or someone just being like, we only go, you only have the set for twenty minutes. Yeah, it's only gonna take sixty. Give me give me a second. I remind Berg, genie, genius of a PA. Yeah, come onto the rub rub rub. I remember in my test my final edition for the good place. I had a very many to do. I did three dishes attest ADL and in the test I had a long long, long, long, like two page monologue and I felt I was feeling yeah, it rumors I had a long. Yeah, it's like crazy. Antic. Yeah, it's terrible. So you had one of those and I, I was feeling great about it and it was going well, and I'd practice so much. And then in one of the last lines I flubbed it and I had this like split second moment of pretending like it didn't happen or calling it out, and I called it out and in my car on the way home was like, was the right decision. What looking back on it, it's like they heard it. They knew I fucked it up. So like like tripping and making it into a dance like exactly what you're talking about. It's like it's mistake. That's a professional move. That's what teddy d would do. He's been around the block a few times. He's the king. He texted us today and said that he marry watched the four episodes that we of the show. It's been on now for month, this third season, and he just goes, you guys are also good. So fun you, right. You're not a producer of the show. You're not involving the at it. I'm not. So you're watching it an interesting eight as interest. I gotta say, I think who care if it's not interesting on interest rate, I can't worry about can't hear thousands of people's taste. What are we doing? Come on, make it part of the damn, thank you. But as an actor, not involved in the editing, that's very, you just have to really trust right and just give once you leave to set your done, it's someone else's lead. We leave is just starting. And I, I have the benefit of going like, I don't like my grades here. Right. And you're doing something that might not that might only annoy you. Editors, and obviously make sure edit and they're so funny and smart, and they do such a good job, but for sure, no one's harder on ourselves than, and I mean, even in episode, the aired last night, there was one take that was like, that's the one. Yeah, really. And you must be I know going, where's the one where? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You just have to really maximize embarrassing. Does it help u. d. personalize in a good way? I, I've seen the more that I perform in the more that I put myself out there the last identify with that person, and I can be more of a calmer outside presence and go. There's pay doing Pete Vang's, but I'm just sort of over here or do you still feel deeply commute? No, that's very leading. I think you're right. I think eating basically are like those longer longer you. Yeah. Yeah, I think even just, you know, this show in particular like this is now our third season Guinea. Yeah. I know I wish it was GP like being called the good place, but I don't think t- GP is it's not a good like GP GP it's not as good as good. What about GP GP? That's it. Okay. We did it buddy and k b k b, k great katie's that are we talking about other people. How are you. The best. That seems like a good set. Good, great set. Yeah, so wait test, test legal owned it because it how long yet? Three additions and test over a long period. It felt long over a month? Yeah, felt like an eternity going from the test to getting the call that I got. It was almost maybe only five days, but that's so long and attest is for people tonight addition on camera in front of the network executive, and the weird thing is you like sign a contract. So it's as if you've gotten the job e your salary. Your salaries been negotiated? It's kind of sane. Go in its mind. Still not get, hopefully mostly not get it. You mostly mostly nine nine time yet? Yes, time. So. It was at your first. It was my first taste big thing. It was. My first test will like it was my first big thing. Yes, yes. I don't think I'd ever tested for anything before and maybe that sounds like I'm no, I don't think it sounds like I'm bragging when someone's like it was my first test and I got it. I mean, it was first tested. I'm deep into my thirties. I should've been testing since I was a fucking twilla read that. We know what I'm saying are the people. I'd probably mentioned a bunch of times. I remember there was this guy in New York barking handing out flyers and he had his own club and he was smoking a cigar in front of his club. Anyway, I never did bring her suck that never barked and he was saying it as if he was the king, do comedy anywhere, fifteen years. This is shit. That sucks. I hate. That's three scoops. That's three skier fucking you're no Doyle. Doyle rules. It'll go station wagon. It's I to say like a van. I think he might be right. A station wagon doesn't matter plays. They're dead. Burned up, Josh Shari I'm lying is dead that entire family less sensitivity towards that. Because Tommy boy, he's remember he's crashing the car on the desk. Yes. And he goes and then the families on the fire and they're like, oh my God, we're burning alive watching them like it's super funny and doing a podcast will help you realize if you do a joke about a burning family, you're going to get some emails weeks. Like my family, it was hard to. Yeah, exactly. And I'm watching like in the nineties, we didn't care. What we were talking about before is it was not. We weren't thinking communicate me buddy, then the thing that was making us laugh in that. Right? Yeah. And that's why you had way more. So they're called minorities, I suppose, because yes, because there's fewer of them. Right, right. But now it doesn't matter. You can have a voice, which is a great thing. Yeah. So let's say you are a gay woman. Maybe they're less gave women. Yes, then straight white men. Now they have a voice now straight white men and hopefully gay women working on shows, get the message. I'm getting this wrong, but you know, even just you saying that unlike their called minorities because there's left less them, but it's like, I don't even know there are less of them meaning it's just about straight white men. It's like straight white. Men are number one and anything else, even if it's like there's five straight white men and fifty white lesbians. There's less of them. I don't know. I don't know. I understand right in Africa when I went to have again. They were like, don't say non white, I wouldn't. Right. I, they were like that was a big thing in Uganda where I went, where a very derogatory thing you call African person or a black person was non white is like the. That's it. Yeah. And then Africa, it would be like a non white male like why? Right. We're in motherfucking Africa, like what is happening with that's again, shout out to sweet lady Val who helps me go like, oh, I didn't even realize I was just going like deep. Yeah. I don't even like the term them, right. The problem of thinking, damn those people in prison or poor people over there or whatever the grape is it. Obviously the great awakening would be, it's all that's. That's what every great traditions trying to steer a stores, but speaking, we should talk about SNL. I mean, I do think it's interesting that I'm assuming like for for you and for me, SNL was always like the thing now we're, we're lucky where there's a million thing. Right. And now is one of those especially coming up in New York, right? Yeah. Which you did talk about millennials, so millennials writing for us, hey, I remember going to thirty rock with a Manila envelope with DVD and my dish and maybe a writing session. I'm not sure though the furthest I could get was just the main reception like the same desk you had gone to to ask, where do I get in line for standby tickets to Jimmy Fallon. I gave it to a person in one of those dark blue that tape go immediately into a fire. I don't know though, I mean, so was Mullany writing for it. Then I remember obviously, I didn't see that's a show biz ask, I should've said, can I give it to you? That's that maybe my scoop wasn't big enough yet. Right growing. Yes. But at that point, even though I had a friend that was writing at us and you don't want to and. You shouldn't bother. It's hard. Right. And I was gonna say you're scoop wasn't big enough or maybe it was. It's like it's a hard thing to ask societal scoop. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean I was we were talking about Mullany before we did this, but same thing I remember when he was writing there, I- weird twist of life. I used to nanny for Bill Hader when he was on the show and he knew you know, he I was doing used to be every night. So it's like he, I have, Chris Kelly was right, and they're like plenty of friends that worked in wrote there in every year. I wouldn't submit every single year. It would like an agent or somebody would be like this, you got it submits eight this year and every was just melting. It was like, yes, it's lowly was what what it was, but then we already made fun of them. The people that come out three scoop people that come out and say, I'm here to network. Yeah, it's like the perversion of what we're talking about, but there is a moment. I remember what it was. I bother. Nick Kroll to get me Jesse Klein's Email because she was an executive at comedy central time. So I could bother her about premium blend. And I remember allow it's all coming back. I went to his birthday party and I think I met her there or something, and I wrote him the next day because I'm such a schmuck, especially back then real ham, father, son, I think I wrote neck and Email just saying, thanks for having me great part. That's nice. And he wrote back something like something sincere. Nice. And he made a joke though. He was like, thanks for coming to my birthday party to network. Oh, we was he saying as joke or were you doing that? But I think I was doing and he could feel it. I think I think he was right well, but like to learn, there was a, but that's what I mean that was the dabbling in, like, can I for and Wendy, you ask for what? What I was. It's a weird thing to go from. This is like hobby. We're doing it for free. We're doing it with our friends and then all of. Sudden some of our friends start getting paid for it in getting hired at places, and then it becomes very confusing of what we're supposed to do. I know this one a million, but I was on a flight with Z's and and he was doing human giant and I said, hey, man, gotta no, I, I would just sort of like if there's ever anything I'm right for. Yeah, please let me know. And he now I understand. Yeah, so I'm not shitting you. Yes, sure. Of course, especially at that point, we were all starve. Yeah. Now I have a lot of friends that have at least had lunch totally. Unlike with human giant. It was like they were three of very few people. That's right of our world that went on. I like. It's happening. They would be biggest. So as he's just, I remember you just wanna like and shook his head. I know. I think he was stress. Yeah, I'm really giving him a pass. So that was me learned the why do I hate the guy that says I'm here to network because he reminds me of me. It's too. It's too real. It's like, yeah, it's the kid in the in Billy Madison going. Do you like anybody in the class like it's to avert? Yeah, and we're all learning how to mask are true feelings in what's appropriate. Totally. That is true. It's just like, don't ask for it right, even though you want it, it's right there in front of you like hang out like fucking talented mister Ripley, like a lunatic and pretend to like jazz. So then later you can see his ass and the Bank that sands Weiner. Good Weiner. Yeah, that's one of the most. I think I've said this. I have. I've, I've said, well, we've all said everything just find done as the bare naked ladies sang, that movie is very Roddick. I am a straight prison and I'm like, who? Yeah, let into it mice. Yeah, that see you as an insane. Harney baby. I mean a tan, although Jude law. Yeah, get outta here at the young. The very young, my God. He can hurt you my hand. I know just too sexy, tan, boys, belly, just kind of like like fucking eaten pasta. I don't remember. No, it is Phillips walk-off meal in Hof walking house. The people coming, we did. He who got hit and head with an, oh yeah, you remember that blood. It's great blood. Damn, I wanna watch that great blood night. It's it's actually because a lot of the movies I like have these like direct psychological ties. So meaning that movie is about what we're talking about is about. I want to be in showed I want something. I don't have any en. He's got talent impression. So he's trying to manipulate his way into x marking, I think, is thing. It's the lady robot figuring out what do I need to do to get the fuck out of the small town. It's also kind of about, oh, cool. That's really true about leaving your family, it's Etta pole. Yeah, I'm the robot. My mom is the. Boy, I pretend to be in love with the boy. I killed the dad and I leave due out much embassy some coke. Coke. Twist. I've never done. Go gay, ever have you? It's ok, judge. No judge judge. I mean, can I say this cocaine was a pill? Yeah, I would look at it. The fact knows whole, it's degrading. Yeah, it's just it is degraded eight shopping, like anytime something's being chopped and snort it, that's disgusting can be talcum powder again. That's what if you had to take aspirin through the nose, you're an asshole. People say they take Adderall and Adderall basically just coke. But if you that's so similar, why isn't coca pill? I think you can take it as a Bill, but we just love eighty. Some gets gets faster. Yeah, I don't know. It's fast, three bucks. Chorus. That's true. Love pours. I was always afraid that I would love it. Yeah, that's a reason not to do it. Yeah. Yeah, with you, didn't. It didn't grab, you know, I mean, I don't think I may be have an addictive personality. I mean with drugs and things like that. It's like I do. It's a fun thing to try once or twice. Interesting. Yeah, but but I also I'm such a Derek it. I'm like, you can't try want. He gets that also. We were raised to believe that, like if you know it could, it could like make a hole in your brain that will never be recovered your heart extent which is probably true. What I don't like is whenever there's something you can say, if someone's heart explodes and there's something you can say that, like makes people understand. He did a lot of co, right? You know what I mean? I don't want any of those phrases no hard. He canola or whatever it is Dr firm and wants. And it's I'm trying to have as few of those like he died. I know a lot of eel or whatever things that you know you can avoid. Yeah, but I do have an addictive do I didn't know that I did, but I what showed you alcohol? Yeah. And then even we'd I have these little micro mints two point five milligrams of weed and every once in a while I'll take one very rarely and the next day I'm just like without even thinking about it might go to take. Yeah, and then I'll take good. Yeah, because it works. Yeah, everyone like cocktails. Some of my fund is drinking memories are like some lunch day, drink unexpected, drunkenness over lunch and a French restaurant. And then you go to a museum in your buzz and it was the best the best. I'm not saying that's not great. It's just the next day I would Shays totally. I'd go like, well, let's drink at lunch again. Like why my brain goes. If it was good. Why wouldn't you do it all day? Which is also in the Chris Farley book that world history one. It was something about the first time he smoked pot. It was a quote. He said, why wouldn't you want to feel that way? All the time. And then you just smoke pot and there's people that are just that with me me saying, like, I don't have that, which is why I can like sort of. Dabble rape so that I'm clearly at this from a place of privilege and I realized that not addictive prevent right. Yeah, but but. In other ways. Can you get very super focus your career and stuff? It seems like you can be pretty. Yeah, I guess on, yeah, I can get a little blinders on, but also I almost wish I could more. I think I, I think I have like some major ADD in sometimes I wish I could like focus on that could be why you're not super dicta maybe? Yeah, maybe there's a lot. There's like a stereotype. The sober people in our industry are like the ones that are like I have twenty shows. I mean, yeah, I, there are things I can get obsessed about, but I don't know. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I think whatever that that little thing that addictive thing in your brain is I don't. I don't for some reason. It doesn't get in your way. It doesn't because you had your dad. Yeah. Did you dad proud of? You know he gets up. He got it like four, its own sake, or did you have to be like here the ratings or whatever. He just, you know out, like I hate to sound so he was. They were proud like, I don't care about your mom. Schuessel. So fucking amazing. They were proud like when I would do a UCLA show, you know what I mean? Or like was in a college play like they just have their great right. Do you watch big now? I do. So you never get on that show? I know, right. I know Nick don't ask Z's. And then the the best part of the zuri I left out was this was before takeoff. So we were sitting there for hours and just didn't talk really because it was that awkward, you know where you, let's not do this. We friends before that. Not really. I mean, just circle were on the same. Yeah. Well, I mean, it wasn't like a nine month tour. We did a couple of dates. I'm really it's a funny story. I don't. I think he was you were giving wasn't warm, but it wasn't Cole. He wasn't terrible, maybe a little little chin. Yeah, maybe you were the tenth pursuant said that. Yes, we don't know. We don't. We don't know. So it's nice of you to give the bend. Let's give out. He's not. He's not here to defend himself in the FCC dictates lines are open a live show, right? No one's calling in. So we're clear, we're obviously fine. So what was you were saying that speaking of big mouth? Oh, yes. Hashtag dad goals, Knicks. Dad on the show Armas who just loves his kid? Yes, his matter what? Right. And he has that dark old brother and his brother say something like light, this whole fucking house fire, and they'll go from the twisted minded Judd Hirsch and love it. He loves good at. That's what I'm saying. It's like dad's spent. I want to say, especially because women have a longer history of being open, hearted loving, especially dad's if they can just like green light and love what their kids are instead of doing the masculine thing. Right? Which we normally do. Right, Natasha. Zero has great joke about men wanna have kids so they can stack them up and tell them what they've learned. Right. Like just like us, the kid is a mirror totally, but there are a few dads that I know that are like that in real life. Yeah, so great. Just liked that you did there enthusiasts. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Yeah. Get to see them tomorrow. I'm going home for the weekend. Came bay come to year show. Yeah, they would your house. Yeah, just rub my show. No, surely they live here. They live in bay area. Which that's a great question. The like San Francisco when I say area, does that make sense? Okay. Okay. Just one day of pigs, van Ping's. Were you raised religio? So were they religious? We were, we went to church. We were Episcopalian. It's a funny thing 'cause we went to church every weekend, but I don't think of us as being religious, I think of as being like, social. Interesting. Do you know what I mean? So we weren't like very honest, right? We weren't praying. We weren't. We weren't alike took a little. I rest when the prayers. Yeah. I mean, I guess I should say we were praying, but I wasn't praying. I was like saying the, I'll art God and all yet saying all the things, but not. I wasn't really believing in anything. I wasn't it what it didn't mean anything to me. It also if I'm hearing you right, it wasn't sold to you and certainly what? Yeah, it wasn't. It was just it was truly a place where we would go and be social and like connect. Yeah, yeah. It was community and it felt like acting class yet acting. We went to church Tang. Yeah. And then the second that I I, my brain snapped and I went, I don't wanna do this anymore. I don't believe in any of this age was a, that was the like right in college. The first my first time back. Okay. Szekely much. Thanks gang. So totally. And I don't even remember what I don't remember if it was a person or a professor anything. I don't remember having some big like awakening, I just remember being like, I don't believe any of this. What are your finding you're kind of growing? You went away, you survive, right. And then you're like, which of these things have to go, but it sounds like your parents were okay with it. We're okay with it and they weren't super where they equally kind of casual. It always felt like my dad was a little more into the actual religion aspect of it in sometimes when my mom would say something along the lines of religious meaning like whether it was about God or something, I would be like, whoa, really? Like, you know what I mean? Like you believe that's how me and my family but reverts. Okay. Meaning like they dad ever like quoted the bible ago. Excusing hold on. Yeah. So I don't wanna like sell the, I don't. I don't want to say what they believe meaning like they might believe more than I think they do, but it just didn't force it on us at all. And so your dad's beliefs then again? Yeah. From what you can tell. Yeah, let's get him on the phone. Yeah, you know, what is he's on home at call? Dennis called Dana's. Any Danny? Yeah. A quiet moment for denting. I also just that Denny's is a guy named Dennis. Oh, that's true. Dennis is making. Let's go to Dennis. Is this weekend. My moons over my Hammy. I don't want to say my mom's a snob, but she calls Denny's Dennis. That's really funny. It's only funny that's great for now. There's something very boiler. But did your dad then doesn't seem overly concerned that his kids were going to hell right? There was not a lot of hell talk. We make a lot of jokes in our family. So if things don't get too serious, if people are talking about hell, someone's making a joke about it. I will say that like when my husband and I decided not to get or not even decided when we said we're not getting married into in a church. That was a moment of of my dad being like, what like almost like, I don't understand. Interesting. Oh, and it won't count. Right. Just kind of a traditional. Yeah, old school, yeah, feeling. And then my husband remembers having a moment where it was a little bit of a back and forth of like, well, why wouldn't you? Because we don't want to, but it's but we have our church that we end me having to say, dad, I don't believe in God and my my husband said he just like he meaning, Jason just looked at the floor, like, how am I? How am I here right now? Like, what is this conversation? How did I end up here? Why is it written that Jason is. So in the totally put, it wasn't. It wasn't a horrible moment. It was fine. He was. I think it was like, oh, okay, like I hear ya. You know what I mean? What I mean? Did you talk a lot? Do you talk a lot to Denny? Yeah. Okay. And it just it didn't really. It was, yeah, it's a weird. It's such a weird thing to have gone to church so much not talk about religion, but I guess what I meant was like, you know, that's correct. What I meant was it wasn't like, I don't know my daughter anymore. It was just, I didn't know this about it might have been more that close hanging our talking that maybe we haven't had that so and he's okay with it. And is that how you identify, dental, how do I write this down? You're an atheist. It is in a way almost like I wish I wasn't like, I can't. Yeah, but you envy? Yes, exactly. Exactly. Why wonder if that's because you had a positive experience with a ice-skating, not swimming in the water right away skating on the a lot of that I've talked to some of them not a lot. Talk about missing some of that. Where do we get married, right? We have funerals. We meet once a week. They didn't have that. Yeah. They remember being a kid kid and being being in bed and thin thinking to myself every time I if okay, basically my rules are numeral yeah. As many times as I say, the Lord's prayer is one bad thing I did today. It's like equaling it out. So if I did five bad things today, I'll say the Lord's per five time your kid when I was a kid. But and then I remember doing that a lot like sort of doing that every night. And then at some point being like, wait, I made this up, I made, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And it was like, I made this rule up and sort of having this thing of like, is that what this is? Did we just make this up here is a psychological need. I'm saying this as as yes, I ag- knowledge that there's a psychological deficit being met by things like that. Certain personality, certain brain structures in joy. I did this than I do that and then I move on. It feels good, especially higher or literal churches like Piscopo Catholic, have more of that. If this then that then move on it felt good. I did feel it was like Ramona's is good. Yeah, you can do a secular ceremony. Yeah, you know what I mean? We don't, right. It's kind of a shame because it's one of those things that work on us. Totally. You need movies and stuff. Yeah, Harry us through ceremonies. I remember there was this one Joseph Cambell talked about that he did where he, you pick up like five stones and they each represent something that you love more than anything in the world. And you go into this cave and to go deeper and deeper into the. Every time you come to a part where it narrows the guide would stop and you'd have to give one of the stones to the guy, and you know what the stones means you're handing over like jokes. Yeah, right. Maybe Jason's the last one, but to get out at the end, you have to give your last one up and it works like people are transformed by these sorts of things. This is what early people knew, and unfortunately, we don't have those things anymore. I do mean this. Unfortunately, religion is one of the few places offering that, right. I wish there was more a secular Ray non and there are religious institutions that are like, we just go in the woods and we ask you to journal and then rape burn at the end there. Is there like a yoga retreat or something like that. And even that, I mean, it's things, but what's good about what use that as a kid is you absolutely can make them up. Right? Because someone did that's actually like a really healthy scoop. Yeah, is going like wait a minute. Someone else like me made this up the for some race on their intuition is bummed me out. I think it will, whether it was like healthier, it made me it sort of pulled the curtain back. It was my little like wizard of Oz moment where I was like, oh, if I just made this rule up then does that mean that all of those rules were just made up by somebody? What's interesting about that to me is yes and also can't it also, I'm wondering be value that it is menu totally because if something's manufactured, that means it was, let's use fancy words. It was manifested from a deep need. Right? So just because something's made up going back to the ninety, nine point, nine percent of our lives is on the inside responding so much. I'm inside. So we're doing. Something like bleeding in Santa Claus or experiencing Passover or whatever it is that is an outward projection of something we're experiencing inside. So the brain goes that's made up. That's not real hundred percent, correct. Eight-plus brain you graduate. The heart says, this feels right, and I think that's maybe the part that I sort of wish worked for me. That's unlike milks are no, just that's when I wish when I say I wish I believe I wish that I missed that you miss vocabulary? Yeah, to discuss weird trippy. Thanks. That's why it kind of goes back to what we're saying about veganism. I wish more people were open to being vegan part of the time and that and similarly, I wish there was a way to be ceremonious not even spiritual ceremonial or whatever it is the turtle some of the time because it feels night like making going on a road trip feels a lot like church in a way to moving you. From one place to another, going through some transformation, the music and the quiet, and all that sort of funny. Like I could go to church with my parents on Christmas this year. I haven't since college. Yeah, it isn't a little bit of an. It's like a vegan thing, like you're saying, it's like there's no Nuff there would be no bad. Nothing bad would happen in your defense though? Yeah, not to switch sides out. I just tried to not get you anywhere. I don't go to church may bothers me because I can always feel underneath the sermon or the music, some sort of agenda of us in them. Yeah, meaning us believers in them the the nonbelievers are us straight people and the gay people or white people and the and the Jewish people or whatever it is. So you feel it like your your instrument is probably more sensitive than it was when? Certainly when we were kids and we were just like this church isn't just a good friendly spate. There's. Always like something very sensitive like sex shaming. 'cause we talk about the Billy Madison jerk off. I got so much of that. I'm so sensitive that if someone is even like, you know and it could be in the bible like they could be quoting something bible, I'll still be like, get the fuck outta my face with that shit. Like I don't need any help shaming myself into. It's all ready in there. Yeah. Yeah. So I get it. And I mean, what point do we stop asserting our identities? I mean, hopefully when we're older right, to be honest, that's what I'm saying. Like now that I'm almost forty, I'm having an easier time laying some of it down. Right, but I can still know that going to church with my parents would bug me, right? I go to someone else's church. Yeah, I'd go to temple. I go to go any. I'd go to any orthodox. If I if I don't look at the pulpit and go, that's where I learned that I was bad or whatever. Then maybe there's a shot. But that's actually that's another Joseph Cambell thing. He goes like study other religions because you don't have the psychological bag, and then you get a chance at getting it. Oh, that's interesting because you don't go. That's what my dad. That's deep within the stories all there. They're all there. What was it? I'm friends with rebellious telling me one of the parables that Jesus tells us. I think it's, I'm pretty sure that there's a place it's Christ, Jesus Christ. They felt good. There's a field, right? It's bible time. Yeah, there's a field and three workers are hired. One shows up at eleven and works all day. One shows up to and works all day months shares up at five and works all day and till eight, and they all get paid the same. And I'm like there it is. Yeah, that is a parable about irrational. Trans, rational beyond reason, let everyone gets paid the same. Yeah, that's heart stuff. The head goes. Well, the guy that got here late. Yeah, he should get the least in the guy that was there the longest and Jesus trying to yankus to say, no, that's not how God works and we, we've ruined it. That story was right there in our bibles, but we were. Going somehow this is about not loving gay people. We really right the fuck now I can kind of go back and enjoy the bible, but at the time it was all there, but it it's just like hearing the star spangled banner. You're not going to be raised, say, can you seek it? Fuck it. Almost. I mean guy who wrote that song wept when he was done, you know, this isn't how religion works, but it almost feels like religion should be introduced you as an adult because so much of the new like bullshit is is wrapped up in the shame and being a little kid and not having not being able to like make your own choice. Your own decisions imposed. Yeah. Something that for your dad I'm guessing was very sort of juicy an interesting and vital in real and transformative for him and then therefore became very meaning. Yeah, for him did. Unfortunately, there's no other way to do. It becomes something inherited two children, and that's never let exciting right to be handed something right. But I'm realizing the older I get losing it and then redefining it in the later time of your life and redefining his atheist. Defining NASCAR doesn't matter making your own, reclaiming it and realizing that your made up ceremony is valid. As someone else's made up ceremony. I tend to enjoy other people ceremonies because a Mike. Just adds value going like this has been done for thousands of years, or I'm saying the same prayer that these old old old time. Yeah. Saint John of the cross said this wine or whatever it is, that's fine. But the truth is you, you're the whole package. That's what's so exciting is your inner world in your your brain, your being is valid as anyone else, right? And that's that's a beautiful liberation in itself. Cool. Hey. Tell me Winkler. I will. To win them over. He brought it up out of nowhere unless he's texting me classy photos of him in the seventies. Yeah, God sideburns Winkler in with a beard beard year. We clear. I love your did the inter. I'm not the fun. No, exactly. Pushing against it. Yeah. All right, perfect. Do you feel good? Yeah. I feel good to, let's get here. I, let's ask the final question. You're so wonderful. You are to watch your true talent, the good place they should watch Brad sitting. She's good show. Yeah, and berry. Yeah. And just in general, is there anything else you wanna play too? I don't. I. Running. I don't know. Should I? You could. Yeah. Yeah, that's one of the things you need a scoop. Yeah, you need to scripts. Do you like, you know what may to me. Hold on also techniques, techniques technique. Do you remember the hardest time you've laughed in your life or maybe one of them? I, that's a great question. That's the best question about having. Yes, I do. I had this is a fresh one meaning it happened a while ago, but my husband and my sister and I were just talking about, so it's fresh in my head, which is my little sister. Maranda has that thing. You know you like people are funny and people make you laugh, but some people have your fucking number Henry Winkler. Yeah. Okay. And they make you laugh until you can't breathe or whatever it is. She has that for me and. We were this is years ago maybe like five, seven years ago, we were Skyping or phoning something where we were on the phone and in real time we were. So we would just we were faking. It must have been phone because we couldn't see each other. We work commenting on each other's Facebook pictures, pretending that each other had veneers and commenting on the veneers. But we were talking on the phone and not physically. We weren't saying like two teeth banks, right? So I wasn't saying, hey, I'm going to comment on your Facebook picture right now. I love your veneers. I was just doing it knowing that she would see it while out. And then we would just be talking about school or whatever the fuck it was. But one of us would start laughing and control ably because we would see the comment and we did maybe twenty or thirty of them. Things like like your ears look so good in this picture or like if there was a closed mouth picture, it would be like, we're anti show your. Nears more. Whatever it was. We just kept doing that and it was like it was real time on the phone. Yeah. Does that make sense in the room tax? Yeah. Yeah. Totally Texas. We were in the office, and I said, are we going to talk about this guy's half. Schlab such that veneers. Yeah, anyway, agree. Yes, my when my sister and I laugh like that a lot and when my husband is with us, he just he just sort of goes like, here we go. He kind of just like Tim zone. Here we go. Here we go. They're done. That's what he does when he's with your family? Yeah, looks at the flu them leaving God, nobody laughing. I love it. Great. Thank you. You're talking to me. Why pleasure, and I'm so sorry, I was late. I really mean that I know you mean, but I'm telling you, I got some really fucking good dog time. I got two two dogs. I got on the floor. I kissed him. I hugged him. I rub their ears. It needed it. It was good. Magical. Would you say keep it crispy is how we end the guests has. And I just say, I'm not. It's not a performance Pete. Keep it crispy. Right? I was excellent. I've never had a whispered, dramatic one. He crispy, you keep it, Chris. Thank you. Thank you. Crispin crispin.

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"Other colorado never stops neither do we. This is no co now presented by shanin agency. Here's tanner swint good. Thursday morning northern colorado. Yeah it is still cold and it's snowing but you know we need the moisture as as ryan would say. We needed the moisture. I obtained swint. Welcome in to the article specialist. We've got a fun. This is gonna be a fun show. I'm actually genuinely really excited about the show. we've got a bunch of a-list celebrities coming on the program here today. Kevin car fat guys at the movie. will be joining us In just a couple of minutes actually in the second segment here. Kevin car will join us to discuss our poll question today. Which i know it's controversial but what's your favorite adam sandler movie with Happy gilmore turning twenty five the twenty fifth anniversary. That movie coming out. It had us thinking about what the You know some of these. The these movies really are and what the best ones are. And we've got that up on our facebook page at noko now you and comment there Lee comment there. We've got the cave k. Text on of course. Nice seven zero four seven eight one three zero one nine seven zero four seven eight one three zero one text. Kpfk to that number you'd be subscribed and ready to go or you can call in nights seven zero three five three thirteen ten So far. I've got a poll question on my twitter as well. What's the best. Adam sandler movie billy madison and happy gilmore tied at fifty percent right now. So we'll we'll continue to keep you updated on that. If you wanna be a part of this let us know what you think in what your thoughts are. Now adam sandler had some bad ones like later. I think he'd just like you know what a check sounds really nice so he would go and do go and do a movie. But we're talking. Some of those classics i. It's going to be hard to beat Happy gilmore or like. Billy madison for me was really funny. I loved billy madison So that's gonna be tough to beat. He had a lot of good ones. Had a lot of great ones. We're going to discuss all of those but Coming on our facebook page at noko. Now what's up with kevin car about that We'll also catch up with miles. Bloom heart with fort collins colorado and there's there's some news today about vestis. Moving around we'll talk with Miles about that then. In the second hour we will get to michelle vanc- executive director of the windsor chamber of commerce. Really excited to be talking with michelle. It's been a minute that's a fireball of a lady right there and i'm really looking forward to that conversation again. It's going to be fun today. Adam sandler what's your favorite adam sandler movie. That's what we want to know. Text into the cave. Tech's nine seven zero four seven eight one three zero one nine seven zero four seven eight one. Three zero one. You can text. Kfi to that number and you'll be Subscribe and ready to go. And we will we will be able to get your thoughts out there to the people Best out on sailor movie. What do you think it is Let let us know up there. Let's get into news four northern colorado Starting first with district six is beginning to discuss the plan of returning high school students to in person learning even this year. This by and out the greeley tribune. We've covered for a long time and and one that i've asked wait a second. Why why do we think now that things can open back up. These these students and teachers can get back in and we're not gonna have the same issues we head towards the end of the year. That was always my question because these teachers weren't getting vaccinated. Well now. this conversation could start to happen because they are getting vaccinated. This this is starting to take place For a lot of these teachers it's becoming more and more available and that's where you start to see these conversations about okay. How do we make this happen. Teachers should be able to Start getting Getting their vaccinations. As soon as the end of the month. Which would be absolutely huge But district six says The chief of communications theresa myers at least it's prompted us to have the discussion because of the because of the vaccine because the shots these teachers can get the conversations market shift from this month when district superintendent. Dj pilch In response to a question at a board education meeting earlier said it would not be possible for the school system to bring high school students in the classrooms for traditional in person. Learning this year. That's the one thing that i think i mean we've all got to be better about. You can't say now. We're not gonna do this this year because look at what's happening now this this vaccinations vaccines getting out to people left. And right and now we're able to make some more decisions. We're starting to able to to get back and people in there. You're starting to see professional sporting venues and arenas that are starting to allow more and more people in. It's moving in that direction. I think school needs to be towards the front of it now. The argument here against possibly returning in person Is does that. Add more stress on the students. And then if you have to shut it down again. What does that do. Because i'm all for consistency here. I have been say saying for the beginning. I think that they should have in-school from the beginning. As long as you've got the teachers to do it. I think they should have been in school. We've got the data that says that high school students all the way down will not be at risk because of this because of this because of this cove nineteen disease virus. But if you don't have this teachers that are willing to go into the classroom. If you don't have the staff to do it then you need to be consistent. You can't have the back and forth online in school online in school. That sort of thing is i mean for for even grown adults. Go to your job and say you know this week. We're going to all work in different areas. We're all gonna switch things up a little bit next week. You don't know what's going to happen. That type of inconsistency in that type of variable of not knowing whether you're going to be in school or out of school that's that's an issue and so whatever happens here. I think that they need to stick to it. And my guess is is. That is that they hold off. I think they'll probably wait. And just try and get a clean start. I think that's what a lot of people are looking to do. Is get that clinks clean. Start get back on that. Same page of this is how things operate. Let's get back to normal. So i wouldn't be surprised if they hold off and don't do this this year. I think that. I think that the the risk of going back on at one more time might be a little bit too much Theresa myers the communications for district said more than twelve hundred of district. Six approximately twenty seven hundred employees have received the first dose vaccination or are scheduled for the shot. So you got almost half of them right that are scheduled and ready to get that that first shot but we know it's two to three weeks after that first shot that they can get the second one. So that's it. I mean that's a long period of time and what are. What are we sitting here. February eighteenth scribe went sky. High school normally get out may like mid-may so february march april. Is it worth rushing. This and i know there's a lot of people out there saying wait a second. Tanner you're saying i was. I think that it's clear that in person learning is the best form of learning and online doesn't come anywhere close to it but and it's a big bud that if it's going to even have a risk of having to go that snip snap that back and forth. Then it's not worth it. Because i think the online learning is better than the possibility of throwing more variables and more indecisiveness and more stress on the students. If they know we gotta get through may right now with online learning. That's a goal. That's a set thing. It's not a moving target. They know what they have to accomplish. They know what the parents are looking towards. It's the uncertainty for me. I hate that it's been that back and forth but district six is now at least discussing it and it's that's exciting news. That's good news. I don't mean to be the the debbie downer here. It's great news that six seeing that many of their employees get the shot and that means the by august of next year. You better damn well believe that. We're going to be back in schools. And you better damn well believe that their sporting events are going to be on pace any better damn well believe that their extracurricular activities will be back. That's all very encouraging news. But how we get from here until august. That's what we gotta take care of and really you don't have to worry about june and july right. Those are the summer muscles. Kids are gonna be out so you have to worry about getting through may right now mid may. What's the best way to do that. And is it the thought of throwing kids back into school and then having to pull them. Agana quarantine different cohorts. 'cause you were quarantining. Not because a teacher may have got sick and this is all that they're talking about they're talking. They were quarantining. If if a student may have come in contact so i still i. If you're going to commit you've got to commit if you're going all and get them in now and that's how it's going to be no more back and forth if you're going to commit to online learning then stay online learning News northern colorado sonoko now presented by the jeanine insurance agency. The let's do we have the crazy train. Let's get on a crazy train here. A greedy man font officers in traffic stop after crashing into car outside of a downtown bar in greeley. Yeah this gets crazy. Trevor redoing reporting out of the greeley tribune on this one. This happened valentine's About about one. Twenty am on february fourteenth. The agree police officer on a routine patrol. These driving around downtown just another shift just looking at. I'm sure officers. Don't sound like that. But they're driving around and he looks and sees well a driver. crashed into the side of an suv. While pulling out what are the driver do Proceeded to leave. He just took off. So just you know. I hit that guy but not that big of a deal. Police pulled over the driver He was identified. As forty five year old christopher wren down so they start talking to him and it becomes very apparent. He's been drinking he. You can smell it on him right off. The bat slurred speech bloodshot eyes bloodshot and watery eyes. Oh in the fact that he just ran into car leaving a bar That that can raise it some red flags so at that point. Another officer shows up. They say rondonia refused numerous requests to turn off his car and step outside. Wouldn't shut off so the talk into this guy they wouldn't. He wouldn't shut off his car. So right off the bat you got flight risk of of a man who's clearly drunk taking off He won't get out and do the sobriety tests that are being asked of him. He even promised to hurt police if they touched him. Yeah rainy you. You're not allowed to do that. You can't threaten. police officers. Police grabbed on to pull him out of the car. He began swinging his arms around. So i don't know if that means you start to throw punches or future with his arms out doubt it was that second one and then tuck them underneath his body when he was on the ground according to record so they're trying to put him in handcuffs And and he put his hands underneath them to make sure that they're blocked during that struggle to get him handcuffed. We're don't bit an officer causing it to bleed. So he clearly he. I mean he did it is i mean you've got to bite pretty pretty pretty dang hard to be able to draw blood so he was arrested on second of second degree assault class for felony as well as resisting arrest obstructing a peace officer hitting a tragic crash and driving under the influence so ryan. I know but biting a police officer. I mean this. This doesn't sound as crazy as some of the other ones biting a police officer to meet. Sounds insane what What are you going to get this on the craziest. That itself is pretty up there for me so we can give this. But it's not as crazy yesterday. We give you like Some point five. Seven five okay. I'm i think yeah. I think i'm going to go a little. I'm going with the seven so we're pretty. We're pretty close there. It's no how you gotta it's It's a pretty crazy one but That will do it. let's take. Let's take a break. That's news for northern colorado when we come back on the other side kevin car joins us talking about the best. Adam sandler movies. We're getting a lot of responses coming in here. It is no canal presented by the jeanine agencies northern colorado's voice thirteen ten k northern colorado's voice is thirteen ten kfi k. Tanner will be back after the break here. Mornings with gail weekdays. Six to nine and northern colorado's voice thirteen ten. Kfi booth radio with those actually get a couple of channels back all crew. Another question santa claus. What's he like boy. I hate to arrest a public figure like yourself but hell. I don't think you got too many endorsement deals to worry about now. Do you mr frodo short with me. And that was the longest guard. I haven't seen any of that. Come in so far. We're talking about the best. Adam sandler movies. This has people ready rarin and ready to go. See some big daddy here From jenas chad. Saying spanish jets and fifty first dates. Brady saying billy madison. There's so many. Good adam sandler movies But let's bring in now the movie expert. It is kevin car with guys at the movie. Kevin adam sandler Has done a ton of great movies in his day. Do you have a personal favorite. I have to go back to classic. Adam sandler and i gotta agree with me on this. One billion madison is probably my favorite consistent. Adam sandler movie because it was so on brand for him. Coming out of saturday night live but it also had this weird of hearts. And that's why you get that one do punch with a happy gilmore. Where we're actually you know was his sarcastic. Adam sandler but it really has there. There's something a little bit deeper to it. And he built on that both good and bad going forward in his career. Yeah it i mean you talk about. There's so many that you like. Oh yeah i forgot about. I mean the wedding singer was. I've really enjoyed it. What's what's neat about. Adam sandler is if you've ever talk to anybody who knew him or no sam him they will go to the mat for him. And he's apparently like the nicest guy on the planet and he's made some terrible movies but But he is like the this like the nicest guy everyone wants to work for him and we did a string of movies with drew. Barrymore which i thought was kind of the sweet little romance it went from you know it was like the wedding singer and then they did. Fifty for states and they did blended so they. They've done a bunch of movies together and always works with the same crew and as much crap is he gets for putting together terrible movies which he's done you've got to respect the fact that a lot of times he's just saying. Hey i wanna go on vacation with my friends. So we're going to just make a movie in a meat place right and you talked about drew. Barrymore couple jennifer aniston as well so what he did with murder mystery. a couple of years ago on netflix. look good in south of france somewhat of for it. So let's make a movie and then you can write everything off as a business expense. Exactly like is his wife was in it. I think as kids so he just. I gotta respect that in the sense that he's like i'm gonna use my influence and and if you like his sort of you know sophomoric humor. You get all that and the netflix string of movies. He's done so. Let's talk about some of those newer movies taking on the more serious role in uncut gems. He'll be halloween came out. That didn't get great reviews. I don't believe talks about newer movies. Well he's he's always tried to do drama and he's got some real acting chops on him so he's tried to do serious dramas. It's always been peppered in through his Through his His filmography. Going all the way back to punch drunk love But even stuff like rain over me. Which i may not be a big fan of rain over me and What was that what he did. A pair was men women and children or something like that. And of course spangler somebody mentioned spangler and then he does like uncut gems. He'll come out every four or five years with a really you know i guess revered movie But then you'll turn around and go. Do huby halloween. Which i have to say. I thought he'd be halloween entertaining. It i will say. I have not thought. All of his garbage was entertaining. I think his stuff that he's done in net flicks is more entertaining. Because he's aiming for. Just you know the standard thing rather than trying to do the next big comedic thing. Like when he the grownups. And jack and jill those getting releases i think they were trying to be a little bit too unique and he can say well. I can just do a stupid throwaway movie on netflix. And won't try too hard and and we'll just have fun. We're talking with kevin car fat guys at the movie we're talking about. Who are happy gilmore. I believe there was a couple of days. Ago was Twenty five years twenty five years old you know but but you talk about the people that he's worked with You know you're talking about movies. Like anger management that a lotta people forget. I love to anger. Management anger management was one of those. It was a neat little movie. The biggest problem with anger management. If you saw the trailers because i of course saw it right when it came out review the whole movies in the trailer so if you had to go to that movie cold. It's a much better movie because you don't know everything that's going to happen in the first seventy eight minutes but yeah that that's one but i mean is working with jack. Nicholson these works for some huge names. Actually what is your so what. What's the worst movie adam sandler. He's done. Oh probably jack and jill sack off. I've never. I have never seen it. So i that might back you up there well. Here's here's the thing. Jack and jill. Is it similar to. Mike myers the love guru. Where you can say. I can see on paper pitching this. It worked. I can see the pitch meeting in hollywood and i can see where it might be funny but it just nothing about was it just failed on every level. And that's okay. Everybody has failures in their in their past and he came back up from that and checking it was it was an interesting idea but all off we're talking with kevin car is at the movie We got a mention here. A big daddy as well that you talk about comedy sentimental value. I mean he. He balances that really well. He does because he they're like i said he's apparently a really nice guy. So there's a sweetness to him. I mean you go back to his saturday night. Live days and he when he was younger. And he was very edgy and sarcastic and sorta gen x. Meanness to it that that that that came with the program but what. He came in sketches but it was when he started doing longer form material that he did understand that there needs to be character development and though certain softer side. What about click. That's one that. I think gets a bad reputation as well. What were your thoughts on. Click when it came out. I click with okay. That's that was that was done. There was a string of them that are directed by the guy's name is i frank karachi who directed it and had done several of either adam. Sandler movies are movies with other people. In sort of adam sandler circle like david spade or something but click was one of those that it was almost like too lofty for because he's movies and made money by and it was something like bedtime stories. I think suffers from the same cliff. A click did is that it became too big because he was making movies or making hundreds of millions of dollars that they said. Let's throw some money at him and his his best stuff is sort of like just the throw away. That's why i think some of the the the that's stuff works better because to do something overly lofty overly big can be dangerous. That's kind of what happened with pixels. Which was i think. His last. Like sorta like mega budget and movie. Which i actually kinda liked pixels for what it was but are so angry at him for making movies that the kind of took out and i think that's the same way people felt with click. Is that there have been there. Are some movies leading up to it. That they were sort of annoyed with that he got a lot of a bad rep for. Do you favor one liner. You have a favorite Quotes from from adam sandler in any of his movies. One that really stands out to you. I'll pull the. I'll pull the line from Billy billy madison or says of course. I peed my pants peeing. Your pants is the coolest and then of course the response is well. If pina pants is cool. I'm miles davis that that's got it. That is definitely gotta be up there. Where does where does adam. Sailor rank all time in your book as an actor. Because you're seeing you're seeing that relate ability with a guy and sometimes that's incredibly difficult to find people in hollywood. Well yeah i mean. It's it's so hard to rank because like said there are kind of two phases to him. There is the goofy silly. Adam sandler stuff that we see probably more of. But there's also a really good solid actor that you've seen stuff like punchdrunk love uncut gems and and a lot of other more serious stuff but the serious stuff. People forget very quickly so he's sort of shackled in the sense that he's never been able to break out of it even even when he doesn't movie that's well known as he always gets pulled back into the comedy so i i don't know it is hard to say because he always plays himself or version of themselves. You know what i mean. I think he's going to be remembered. I would say he's going to be one of those actors that is remembered and then when you start looking at filmography you you you remember even more because you forget how many things he was in. I don't know that didn't really answer your question. But i i completely agree. I mean i'm looking here. Just a quick google search adam sandler movies heads like oh i forgot. He was in that. I forgot he did that. There's so many of them and that's not to mention some of his standup that he is old. Stand up stuff. That he did was hilarious. Oh yeah yeah. I mean he was he was he's he's very. He's more versatile than i think people give him credit for which is better adam sandler with with or without the mustache Generally when he's in a movie with a mustache that's not good. It's sorta like he's got a funny voice in the movie. That usually not good. No that's not. Always waterboy was mildly entertaining. And i like. I said i like to be hollowing. But he's got a goofy voice. That's usually a bad side. Mildly entertaining for waterboy. Hon fan. i was. That's how my favorite of his movies and i think it was the voice because he followed that up with like little nicky which is like nails on chalkboard even though there are some hilarious moments in the little nicky With you know the torture of hitler very funny But but the the voice. I can't get past the voice. Sometimes kevin car guys in the movies. I tell you what you've you've blown me away like little nike and stuff like this. If i didn't have this pulled up in front of me there's no way that you've just listed off. I think every one of these that that are on his movies so your knowledge and expertise blows me away every single time kevin any final thoughts on on adam sandler i. I will say this. They're one of the movies. I liked when i saw it and then i saw the second time hated was funny people and i still don't like the movie but it's worth watching the clips where he's making fun of his terrible movies where he's paying paying homage to the fact that he's done some awful things as an actor and they sort of play to that in the movie and i think that is probably the funniest part of that film when you can get somebody who can acknowledge the the quote unquote mistakes made. That's pretty special. Definitely definitely kevin car guys at the movie kevin any any final thoughts anything that we need to let the people know given that stuff a chance. It's fun to watch well. We will absolutely do that. Kevin thank you so much for your time on short notice jumping on here and we'll catch up with you again real soon okay. We'll talk later. Thanks that is. Kevin car Fat guys at the movie. I'm going to have to disagree with him. A little bit about the water boy. I really enjoyed the waterboy And i enjoyed the the voice to the makeup of it and all of that. I really did enjoy that movie. That's poll question today at noko now on facebook you can text into the kfi tax at nine seven zero four seven eight one. Three zero one. What is your favorite adam sandler movie again. We're going to get to get your responses throughout the course of today nine thirty six time. Let's say thanks real quick to practice physical therapy and sports medicine locations in eaton greeley annan brighton. Don't waste that surgery. It is to physical therapy and sports medicine get back better than ever practiced colorado dot com nine thirty six now presented the j nine agencies. Let's get to the bottom of the hour news and weather center on northern carlos voice. Thirteen ten. kfi what's happening in your own. Backyard listened to no co- now with tanner's swint a northern colorado voice thirteen ten. Kfi k took up vow man. We trying to get the disneyland. The toy. you're on your way to disney. Yeah this is my retarded friend. He's from From arkansas somewhere and he wants to go to disneyland disneyland. Say what was the second second clip from ryan do you do you have a. I didn't even recognize that one. I walk back in. It is no co now presented by the j nine agencies or poll question. What is the best adam. Sandler movie with Happy gilmore turning twenty five earlier. This week had us thinking about what the best adam sandler movies are out there. What's your favorite So far it appears that happy gilmore is leading the way in. I i mean clearly. You want a piece of me bob. No i want the whole thing and that's one of my favorite as well. Let's bring in. Miles bloom heart with fort collins. Colorado and miles. What is what's your favorite. Adam sandler movie. I think it adds same thing. Happy gilmore but you know what i still love the hanukkah song naughty saying that is a fantastic part of his stand. Up was great too. Yeah yeah he. He's really talented. I i really enjoy him. But the hanukkah song always makes me laugh. Happy gilmore Billy madison and other one. That was out there as well. You know we were talking about. He just seems. Seems like a genuinely nice person and i. It's hard to connect with people like that You know in the hollywood scene very often. Yeah have you ever tried to happy. Gilmore shot on the golf course. I have it was. I had just bought a new driver and i played terrible day on the ninth hole. I was only playing nine. I was done. I tried it. And i absolutely crushed my driver into two pieces as it is. His short brand new driver broke it in half and i that was not one of my finer moments. Yeah they don't give those drivers away either. Do know that was an expensive mistake. That i made How about you have you have. You tried it on the golf course. I've never tried it. I just regularly spray. Probably like in. You know if you if you take that shot. So i'm not sure it matter with me. You've definitely You've definitely been on in a fistfight on the greens. Though before on a golf course. Haven't you miles. Oh absolutely miles. A blue heart collins colorado and joining us miles. There's there's some news today about a vest. They're kind of on the move here. Yeah it's on fortunate Situation for workers in brighton in pueblo. four hundred and fifty jobs. They're going to lose A hundred and fifty. Those jobs are going to move to windsor. Which is Good for windsor And they're going to consolidate all their manufacturing than windsor so It's pretty big move You know the the blade industry is going through some. I think some changes in the way the blades are made. So that's in in. Windsor is going to try and meet the demands their fastest and move up there. Was this deal. That's been in the works for a while or is this something that kind of came out of nowhere you know. I think obviously behind the scenes it was We just got the information yesterday. But but but i'm sure that You know the workers in pueblo and and brighton Probably knew what was coming. It'll be interesting to see you know really what this does for windsor. But one hundred and fifty jobs coming in. Yeah in winter seems to be. I mean they seem to be making a push here and continuing to grow and move that area and and bring in different things like this. You have the big sports complex. That's coming in that's The claim is to eventually bring in. Maybe up to a million people to windsor so that's a big thing And then there's but sports park You know is moving along pretty well. And of course they have a minor league soccer and baseball teams coming in plus all of the travel teams. That'll be coming in for the various sports. So yeah i think You know Windsor is looking at that at certain drawing some people there. Yeah they're making an aggressive push here to to continue to grow that area and expand and diversify notices has kind of been there but but continuing to add jobs we're talking with miles bloom heart the fort collins colorado miles We talked about the cold last week and it was very cold but i think we may have gotten a little more snow than than what was anticipated. What the final snow totals and in limerick county. Florida five inches. When you got over to windsor in greeley it was a little last two to three inches you know pretty good moisture out of it but you know. Some of the snow totals that i was looking at up in. The mountains are pretty significant. You know a foot two feet maybe even more Which is really good. Our snow pack is actually getting very you know over ninety percent it was down quite a bit But that's creeping up pretty nicely and if you know we get some pretty good Snow months coming up. March and april are the biggest You know we could be looking back at one percent normal which would be pretty nice. That would be incredible and that the only thing the only concern that That i might have a little bit. Is that what it seems to be a very Very dry snow yet. Is you know when when you get the really cold weather It get drier. Snow this last shot. Last night i was over eating refereeing basketball and it was. It was pretty icy on the way home. And but you know you woke up this morning and it looked like it had some pretty decent moisture just because the temperature was up. You know around thirty degrees where before it was you know minus you walk out and it does feel a lot warmer. How'd you game go. Last night you still officiating syllable get outta these. We haven't had a lot of weather. Postponements girls are really good So i think they went to like seven and l last night so that was good You know one of the things. I was going to mention about about all. The snow is just did a story on the number of avalanche dallas. We've had in colorado has been Kind of Actually pretty frightening. We've already had ten And our our averages about fix and We've had six alone in february so and with these more snow. Loads coming on top of that. Weak base layer I think you know people who were venturing out into the back country Really need to take a look at where they're going because these avalanches are running all the way down to the ground and they're very wide And they're very deadly. I mean colorado has ten out of the twenty five national deaths already so If you're going out in the back country certainly need to look at the forecast and the conditions and plan your trip. Accordingly talking with miles bloom heart out of the fort collins colorado and so the other thing that's kind of happening here too and continues to be discussed is is the outcome for for the old Assist you football stadium stadium. Yeah you know. It's been a battle back and forth between tsu the city and now there's There's going to be on the ballot for the city to be able to purchase that. It's very it's very convoluted and i'm not really sure that it's The legality of it because You know basically see us. You can do what they want with that property I think if you look at it. They they need to make their money off of it. They have a plan for it and But some people in fort collins came up Got enough signatures to get on the ballot. They want that over. They want that area to be open space and for the city to purchase it and see if he wants to put affordable and attainable housing. On that you know for their workers and other people so That's gonna be very interesting to see the to see how that works out. You know The revenue from that sale Is going to go to paying off part of canvas stadium. So that's a pretty big deal. Yeah so they're gonna they're going to go to the highest highest bidder there. There's no sentimental value in or doing the right thing by cylinder the city. No you know. I i i think you really. I think they've done what they needed to do. and now they find themselves in a battle and and really. If you're seeing you. I agree Why you know. Why don't you get top market value for it. We're talking with miles. Bloomberg fort collins colorado and miles. Anything else Out there in County and fort collins that we need to know no. I think we're just plugging away with stories and the weather's supposed to get nicer this next week. So hopefully the snow will melt and hopefully we can get out there and golf katter. Yeah i know i'm ready. We might teach lessons because as as kevin lytle over there at the colorado. I'll tell you too. I'm not a very good golfer. Okay it's always just right. It's better to be working. It is for sure. Hate before i let you go. I do want to say Duggan Another official texan saying to tell you. Hello hello from david doug as well miles and is a very good official. Until he's good to work with him. Miles appreciate your time as always we'll catch up with the next week. Yeah have a good day. Thanks to that. His miles bloom heart with the fort collins. Colorado in and Appreciate his time as always. It'll be interesting to see who c- issue does sell that land to and and what they get for. That's gonna be an absurd absurd amount of money that goes for as well nine fifty two time. 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9 Ways to Differentiate Yourself  Quick Hit

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9 Ways to Differentiate Yourself Quick Hit

"Welcome to quick hits. It's a biweekly episode designed to give you genuine insights and practical application of a single topic much like in episode number thirty nine where I covered seven networking questions. This quick hit can be filed under personal or professional development. Everything I'm about to share with you are just my observations in opinions and like anything. That's opinion but also on the Internet. It's obviously affect now with that. Let's jump in. I'm going to cover simple but practical ways to set yourself apart. Use these to make a great first impression. Maintain lasting customer relationships deepen camaraderie on your team or just to be liked in general spoiler. Alert what you're GonNa find that these actually are about you or me at all. It's about connecting with people. All right. That's enough intro. Here are nine simple ways to set yourself apart. I'M GONNA run through these quickly and then I will recap them and unpack them a little bit more number one. Say thank you number two SAM. Sorry number three remember. Use People's names and before treat a colleague outside of your department to lunch number five participate in meetings number six smile seven. Listen to people eight. Do what you say you're going to do nine. Ask The server and the restaurant. So what are a couple of your go? To's now like one of my favorite coaches was famous for saying. Let's go ahead and break these down from a fundamental standpoint number. One saying thank you we move fast and saying thank you causes people to pause an typically generates a response from the recipient multiple things happen all at once. The person on the receiving end is being acknowledged by you your making a connection with them beyond the thing that you're thankful for and Walla. You've separated yourself from everybody else in the room number two saying I'm sorry. Humility is an attractive quality. It makes us approachable and human regardless of title or rank apologizing simultaneously demonstrates your humility and shows willingness to acknowledge a wrong or misstep. That was committed. Who Cares. Everyone does speaking the words. I'm sorry can do more to build your credibility over just about any other combination of words number three remembering using people's names. There's magic that happens when someone you met one time. Introduces you by name to someone else at the networking event? WanNa make someone feel known us their name all of a sudden. You know what I really liked this guy. I don't know why but I do well. It's because he just used your name of the nine that we're going to go through here. This is where I struggle the most in being candid. I'm afraid that sometimes it communicates that I don't care about the person when I say the wrong name so little tip that I use if I'm not sure of the person's name I just right out the gate. I'm sorry I am totally blanking right now. What was your name again and then really worked to remember it next time. Number four treat a colleague outside of your department to lunch now you might need to get buy in from department managers before shooting out invites Especially if the company is paying I think you need to have a plan but also keep white space. What does that mean for example? When I've done this I've sent an email saying here's my intent and just laying it out. I WANNA get to know people that I work with. We don't really know each other and my role is different than yours. We're not going to naturally bump into each other so I thought it'd be fun to get to know you. That's what stands for so here goes nothing no agenda outside of that now. I do encourage you to be ready with three questions to combat combat those awkward silences. But don't just come out the gates with all three of those. Are you worried about one on one lunches maybe with the opposite sex or you don't know this person you don't WanNa make it weird. Bring Two people from the same department or you know a wingman for you. It will only be weird if you make it weird. Don't make it weird. Just don't make it weird number five participate in meetings. Oh my goodness if you are engaged in meetings you will be light years ahead of your bored to tears. Colleagues doesn't mean be fake. I mean differentiate that being engaged does not mean being fake. Sometimes it's just asking good questions or taking notes balances needed here though you wanNA shoot four somewhere. In between teacher's pet and Billy Madison in science class chlorophyll more like bore. Affil- right number six smile if you're happy and you know it tell your face but don't be a creep just smile once in awhile. It makes a difference in person and on the phone and I think sometimes over podcast number seven. Listen to people. Flip your phone so your screen is facing down on the table. Focus on what's being said by the person in front of you. Now this does not mean. You're trying to win a staring contest. Eye contact does not equal listening. Repeat back what you've just heard. Give some feedback. Ask qualifying questions. Ask those questions based on what? You think your interpreting. You're hearing you want your reports your direct reports to feel engaged. Ask them these two questions or a combination of something like this. What do you think about whatever the situation is or hey how would you approach? Insert thing here. And then what sometimes? Act on the ideas that you hear. This means limiting distractions. So when you're listening to folks. You gotta limit distractions not just flipping your phone over. But this is also an area that I need to improve on because emails are incessant in those reminders. That POP UP IN THE CORNER. You got to be cognizant of that stuff number eight. Do what you say you're going to do your word. All of a sudden means something when you do what you say you're GonNa do and I believe that consistently keeping small promises adds up to you being dependable. And who do you want entrusted with important stuff dependable people people that will lock the door after them people that will show up when they say they're going to people that will do what they say they're going to do number nine. Ask The server and the restaurant. So what are a couple of your go? To's now this little bonus. Tidbit is just something that I enjoy doing. Use It. Don't use it but here's what I found this person that you're talking to has been taking orders all day and by asking that question you've just reversed the setting on them now. You're wanting them to tell you. What were you order if you were me? The question not only helps you to decide what not to order because if you were thinking sloppy joes and they're like not sloppy joes now you know. Don't get sloppy joes but what also happens is breaks up the conversation at the table and now the server. I'm telling you the server will have buy in on your enjoyment of the meal and watch what happens. They will come back and they might ask the table house everything but they will ask you specifically what did you think about it? Because they're now you've broken through the veil of the server patron kind of thing that's going on there. A connection was made with another human so in recap one through nine. Cj thank you say. I'm sorry remember and use people's names treat colleague outside of your department to lunch. Participate in meetings smile. Listen to people do what you say you're GonNa do ask the Servant Restaurant. What are a couple of your go? To's so go ahead try it out and let me know other ones that I may have missed will. If you found value in this episode I would ask that you take an extra couple of steps subscribe to the podcast and then review in whatever platform. You're listening to this on. It helps us. Further our reach and impact more folks that are in leadership positions coming up in leadership positions. So we appreciate it. Thank you so much for taking time to do that. If you'd like to connect with us you can shoot us. An email at impact. Podcast AT CBC's Technology Dot Com or you can find me on linked in just research Steve Sheer and send me an invitation to connect and maybe a suggestion on what I can do to help improve the podcast and as always from all of us here at CCB technology. Thanks for listening.

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 Introducing That Scene with Dan Patrick - featuring Adam Sandler

The Dan Patrick Show

23:13 min | 7 months ago

Introducing That Scene with Dan Patrick - featuring Adam Sandler

"This is just a quick announcement were dropping an episode of the new podcast that scene with yours. Truly Dan. Patrick Right here on your feet listen to that scene with Dan Patrick and your other favorite podcast in the Amazon music. Mobile APP on your web browser or any echo device in this episode Adam Sandler and his longtime writing partner Tim Herlihy talk about the scene. In Happy Gilmore we're happy fights, Bob Barker I. Hope you enjoy. Through, like that man you want to pay some May. I don't want a piece of you. I want the whole thing. Takes Credit for. Deciding to go with Bob Barker in that role. Well. herlihy initially wrote Ed McMahon. Right Yeah. I am Dan Patrick, and this is IMDB's that seen an Amazon original the podcast where I talked to some of Hollywood's top actors, directors and producers about some of their most iconic scenes that have defined their careers helped shape the cinematic landscape and have even become fixtures in pop culture today on the show I have Adam Sandler yellow news writing partner Tim Hurley I. As we discuss that scene in happy Gilmore, we're happy fights, Bob Barker, Tim, and Adam met in college at. nyu. Where they were roommates, Tim was studying to be an accountant and a lawyer but somehow atom convinced him to write jokes for his stand up acts when Adam was picked up by Saturday night live tim continued to collaborate with him and became a staff writer in eventually a producer. Adamant Tim since collaborated on twenty two movies that have grossed to combine three billion dollars at the worldwide box office and. How did you come up with the for Happy Gilmore? And Sandler. Was Lucky because I my dad was a great golfer and we were at a driving range and my one of my best friends from growing up. Kyle mcdonagh who played pro hockey in Norway and his brother Huby played for the islanders and and works for the kings and it's just a great hockey family. Great. Great people that McDonald's. But Kyle came to the driving range when me. And my dad and he didn't golf that much. But he was swinging the club and banging it so far and my father's like man those hockey risk come in handy and that kind of stuff and then I just called early one time I said, maybe it'd be funny if did a movie about a hockey player and he plays hockey, he can drive the ball really far and. He's not making it into the NHL and he's obsessed with becoming a NHL Guy. But in the meantime to pay the bills, he gets on the pro tour something like that, right? Yeah. Yeah and this was before billy came out and we kinda like I think Bob Simon's was pushing us to make another movie. 'cause you never know you gotta get the next movie going before the first one comes out because you never know how the first one's going GonNa do so that was definitely our best idea and Even, though we're we both golf a little but we weren't like crazy golfers but we could see how funny it would be. But the fact that you're starting movie and you don't you haven't finished the other movie or you don't even know the expectation level how high was it after Billy Madison when you're going to do happy, Gilmore. Like you said I. Think it was like protection like let's get this sucker going before that other one comes out billy because. If it doesn't do well, then they're gonNA take this all away us and I swear to you Danny we we Kinda live like that for twenty years we were like every move made we were like Oh you know maybe we should get a deal on this next one because who knows what the hell's going to happen. So we kind constantly we're we're finally at the point now where we go Probably. GonNa let us do one. So let's we can calm down a little bit who takes credit for deciding to go with Bob Barker in that role. Well, Hurley initially wrote Ed McMahon. Right, yeah. Okay when he says that you're GONNA hey by the way, your character is GonNa. Fight Ed McMahon. It's just funny thinking about it but what are you thinking about as the person who's going to pull it off? That was the best because we loved it and McMahon we love Johnny and I remember being so young and cocky than that. We literally would say when we sent it, ed? McMahon would be like, of course, he's going to do it would be good. We're like this is good for his career for him to be a movie. Over getting. But that was good and then I and I and I know appetite how was jamming on that with to and with The first draft I just wrote After all the insults back and forth ed, McMahon, and happy beat the hell out of each other and then it was onto the next seat. But then all the the prices wrong. I don't know if that was you at wasn't I think that was apple to. So Judd Apple is helping you with the scripted this. He was my roommate in in La and then and then we will getting moving on this movie and then judge came up to. Vancouver and did a couple of weeks jamming with us. It was it was fun. This is all we cared about was comedy I think all you have to do is room with you and then you get a job for life don't do them. Yeah, that's what early would say please let me. We got a couple of roommates. I don't know where there. Aren't aren't in the business that are. Doing some. I think what? Bush? Doesn't Billy Madison got our names wondering. Kill us, and why did ED McMahon turn it down. I probably never even saw it. He's his manager probably one like, why would I have? The only guy. Fight Him and rolled around the grass. But then Bob. Corker read it and his first response and I know he probably tells everybody this is I'll do it, but I have to win the fight. And he bought his next door neighbor was was Chuck Norris. And so he said I train with chuck we TR- train every night and He's helps me with my punches and kicks and I would love to do this but I have to win this this fight. We're like Oh Yeah I. Think we had to do a rewrite because it was that I beat the hell out of them and then I think he wanted to win we we changed it to him not being to. Came out do who wins the fight? He does no, he walks. Yeah he walks away. He does that's right. That's right. That's where he gives you the prices. Wrong. That's right. That's right. I say the price is wrong and had bought something or something like that. Had Buddy. Yeah. Do you remember doing this movie? Yes, that would that a great golf course in Vancouver big be called bear. Something Bear Golf Club and I and we were rolling around and it was the greatest time and he had a stunt man to. Man to summit a role and that guy was like forty two years old we were like what the hell happened. I think Bob Seventy you don't look like him at all and they put the silver wig on them. Then they were like we couldn't get anyone seventy to roll around on the ground. We didn't know what we were doing back. Then how tough was it to plan that scripted choreography. We got that early in the morning. Did it kind of beat for be with Dennis Dugan the director and We did it in the morning right? I wasn't there that day. Oh okay you were busy. Yeah. Hurley. He was there every day on Billy Madison and then all of a sudden was like he'd show up once every two weeks. Yeah. You got who's writing the wedding singer. GIDDY Do. But. But when you down, how much do you allow Bob Barker to say what he wants to say how scripted was that saying I think we I think we wrote it pretty verbatim for Bob and he was cool and yeah, he didn't I wonder if he's to say. And then when he said at the everyone was applauding. Him and it was like the greatest moment. Yeah anybody. No, I, don't think. I think I fell on my head was slippery that morning because of the morning do I slipped and hit my head but the adrenaline kept me going I was too excited that I was doing a movie. Do you have burn lundquist in that scene is the announcing. He's the Best Yeah Okay now you pitch this to. Burn Lundquist. Jack was he was very into sports and he was he was one of the producers and he was very excited to have Vernon and the thought will cast somebody and he's like, no, we gotta Vernon the movie, and then Jack was in the movie he played Jack Beard Burns verner heard got there that morning and said now, if we WANNA, make this real I I would have someone I would be talking to you know and we didn't have anybody there and then one of us had jack you know you know golf so you said he was. So. So Jack is your longtime producing partner Jack. Era Poodle. Back. Then he was just an associate producer then he became our producing partners and he was one of our best friends from Nyu Jack knows more about sports than everybody so but he did not want to be an actor at all. So when we said be with vern, he was like, yeah but I'm not I wanNA talk. So then we made that part of the thing that he nods and Does that kind of thing. Why is it? I'm under the impression that you offered that role to Keith Olbermann maybe we did overman was was definitely offered some of our movies right then he used said to me next time you you want somebody I saw you at the Knicks game and you were out in the bowels of Medicine Square. Garden and I walked out and I said, Hey, San man you go. Danny Patrick and I said what's up and he goes your boy he's me Oh. Yeah. He was coming or something. Yes and then he did it must've been it must've been verge then he didn't fly three days prior and then you said Yeah. Your Boy Obermann was supposed to play a role in happy Gilmore and I go if you ever need somebody I'm always available in the water boy and then you go your in my next movie, you got a mustache on your play police officer and and so I wasn't in Little Nicky I. think that was your next one and then you cast me in longest yard or waterboy got to play myself in the waterboy you you were incredible with the whole me smashing records for the most sacks. Don't you say what is in the water you wrote that what is you know border? And by where have we call it something bayou Louisiana Yeah. Yeah when did you know that the that scene because that feels like the scene that really stands out in Happy Gilmore certainly stands out in my day to day life when I'm walking walking anywhere I'll hear about where's Bob Weir's bark more than anything. Really. Yeah Yeah for sure of all your movies. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Without a doubt, every age had some man say to me at a restaurant two nights ago and he was like the nicest older man he goes I raised my kids on happy give them on and I tell my grandchildren and I teach them life lessons. I say now look at happy when he's upset he can't play well but when he gets to his happy place. and He needs to become and I tell my grandkids that all the time. So funny man how that happened. We can all drive the ball as far as happy Gil- Morbid thankfully for the rest of US callaway golf is created the new big. Bertha be twenty. One because truth is there's a ton of distance trapped inside your swing. You just need the technology of big birth to unlock it and it's pretty simple. A straighter ball equals a longer ball. So callaway build a whole family of big Bertha drivers, irons, woods in hybrids with a new formula for forgiveness big Bertha was designed to reduce side Spin while generating an insane amount of ball speed leading to straighter shots off the tee that's how you unleash your. Inner Distance. That's how you drive like happy Gilmour and callaway big iron. So forgiving, you can practically hit him anywhere on the face and the ball just launches no matter. Your swing big Bertha gives every shot more distance. Big Bertha is full family long forgiving and really easy to hit clubs. So say hello to the fairway again, introduce yourself to the green because this is distance anyway you swing it unlock your inner distance today at callaway golf dot com slash big Bertha. But you do have life lessons here in your first two movies I mean not that it's a life lesson to be a bomb barker. Billy Madison Life Lessons There's anti-bullying, and then you're you know this altruistic Guy Happy Gilmore eventually where you're trying to make money. So grandma say grandma's house. They're really I see through this this facade there's always a beautiful woman who's involved in this that you're really trying to impress the same thing with Billy Madison, and with happy. Gilmore. Yes. As I've always done it for the wrong reason. To. Resist. It seems like the studio 'cause the the we thought after Billy Madison like now that we made a success like the studio wouldn't give notes anymore and it felt like they was more notes. So we always we're trying to figure out. Okay. Like and billy like why would this girl ever like billy when he all he does is he paced throw stuff and so that's see you. Know but that was sort of at the behest of the studio to do something like that. I mean I'm not sure but it sounds studio sorta thing. Yeah. I still I. I. CAn't imagine that. Did you do a table read with Bob Barker I don't think so I don't think Bob was cast I. Think we did a table read and I remember covert was playing the homeless caddy. Allen covert who is producer collaborator of yours for long time anybody else you found a little difficult or trickier to get on board I remember Chris McDonald. When he was shooter mcgavin and we were trying to talk him into doing the movie he because he didn't take it right away. He was A. Great movie was in with Thelma and Louise. Hotel hotels us. Yeah, and we saw them when we met him and we had lunch with him and we've got this movie we're doing it. We've love you to be the guy and he was Kinda. Like just in a different league than us because he was working when. We were still goofy and then he finally you said Yeah but then I remember on the scene where I break the bottle then I I go you know I threatened them with bottle in real life Chris McDonalds a tough dude. So he was he was like I don't know man I gotta I'm afraid of this guy is like he was always a little like I was three inches short of him and he looked like he was bigger than me. He's always like I gotta be afraid of this Guy I'm like you probably have been scared of a crazy person before it doesn't matter how big the it'd be like, yeah. Wow I got to be afraid of you like wow. He was having a hard time with that for a minute. I mean that's what he's known for now. Right? Shooter he's. He's great. He's great and and he's one of the. Family member for life I do remember it was it was a moment to get Chris to say yes, right early. Even know he sourcing the lobby at one point and after we had asked him and he turned around the other way. We. saw. I think it was just a just he was saying out with the real players and then he saw how excited we were. Being our movie. And then you get lines like you eat pieces of for breakfast. That's right. Only line me and herlihy fight over who wrote it he says he wrote it and I think I wrote it. Yeah. No, I wrote and you think you're. I'll give it to your early. He I heard your big trouble though Palais pieces like for breakfast. You eat. For breakfast, we kind of do different every movie sometimes sometimes I'm very involved sometimes, I'm less involved. Sometimes, we can talk the whole thing very much together. Sometimes, we're rewriting another person script that we need to put in our voice. There's no. Work like this daddy I'm on the phone with him I'll say something like maybe happy goes. You eat pieces for breakfast. Hurley He. Thinks he wrote it because. That's how it works. Let it go Sandman. You got your independent Spirit Award. Oh yeah, let's hear more about that. It's right here next to me. Let me say. Hello Back. That was the start the launching of Ben Stiller. What did you do? How much did you know about stiller in who wrote his lines as the orderly? That was an appetite thing, right? Yeah. I got good news. We're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today I'm fingers hurt. My fingers hurt. Their backs going to hurt you just pull landscape and duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt. Patel thing appetite and Ben, what type but I knew and when I was very young on MTV I know when I was eighteen and then when appetite was in Vancouver doing the jams with us, he said man, we should show grandma more, right? No No. Because I do remember we had the air conditioning dropping on the lady, the lady me. Via conditioners. Broken. Warm. This let the kid fix it for Ya. All right. Get the little twisty hobbs. Leading. Hang on I'll be right out but the mist mister meets there. That were my real. My poor grandma lived in May modernities nursing home in Brooklyn and I went to Nyu and every time I visited grandma in. Brooklyn I would get off the elevator and there was an older woman and she would scream at me me. Me Get Outta here. I'd be like Oh my God I would be so shook up for my first five minutes my grandmother I would always be like. Eighty one how she wants out man the hell I got to help a lady escape. Places perfect. Pillow. Did You keep your Boston Bruins Jersey from Happy Gilmore. Somewhere. It's somewhere it's at a hard rocker. So I think it went to a hard rock. What was the place on on fifty seventh street not hard rock the one, a planet Hollywood I think they went out and. Track of that stuff back in the day they they'd have wardrobe sales on the last day and you could buy like stuff on the wardrobe for like a dollar and stuff. Really. Back then when I wanNA keep, they'd be like, no you you can't. Now in my great career I go hey, I'm keeping this thing I. Guess. I like that hockey stick should be in the hockey hall of Fame Oh no that's deaf that that Odyssey putter. Odyssey. Made those products for us and they gave me like twenty of them. My father put it up. It's actually getting my house above the fireplace is that butter where are you? Any good golf I was okay. I used to play a lot I mean I would shoot. Low. Nineties back then now on terrible but my father was shooting in a in the low seventies no kidding. He was great my father used to gamble and I think he you know had like a six handicap and and This was definitely my father's obsession me and my brother used to go out with my father play golf we we play like four or five holes, and then we say we just drive and what do we do now? Who Picks Your caddy? That was hurley he wrote that the covert of it all and didn't you right? It's Alan Covert. Herald is that how that because forget over wasn't in bill or he was supposed to be something billy in the studio wouldn't let us have them. So I think we felt like we owed them a little bit. What happened was he was originally norm MacDonald's best friend it was covered and norm in Billy Madison and then they wouldn't let us have covert. So it ended up being mark belts man who was a great guy and he's hilarious and he is funnier than covert you. A. Let's not kick covert when he's down. Ten. Hey. Well, thanks for. Getting together I appreciate it which Hurley he would have gotten a little more airtime here but. I loved cutting them off. Thank you guys and I it's been a pleasure and early us. You know who wrote it in your? Show me you couldn't. Buy. Listen to that scene with Dan, Patrick and other favorite podcast in the Amazon music. Mobile APP on your web browser or any echo device. Then make sure to follow us to get more episodes between celebrities like, David Spade Livy, Newton John Will Ferrell, and Bryan Cranston only on Amazon music. IMDB's that scene with Dan Patrick was created hosted and produced by me. Dan Patrick. It's also produced by Brendan Pike edited by Nathan Moody and Executive. 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TV Sneak Peeks: The Serpent and Made for Love

Why Watch That Radio

14:35 min | Last month

TV Sneak Peeks: The Serpent and Made for Love

"On this episode of why watch that this is not your average wrong called isn't even romcom. I get as if you're doing the love making. How do you bet your partner enjoys it. What could you do if you're tech. Tycoon with unlimited money. Think about that my favorite. The actor that i've been watching for is in this. Why you check this out and what is up to. Why is he doing this to people. Why is he luring them in making them sick and killing us and he's a diplomat. This not a detective. Does he have to pause going. You are here to work for be at do stuff that has nothing to do with burglars. At disappearances why watch that as a podcast between the critic and referee who go to head on a quest to discover the best movie and tv shows. Hollywood has to offer expect the unexpected from critic clone. Nothing gets past the rat. We do all the worse so you don't have to welcome to. Why watch that. This episode of why watch that is supported by moore meal plan it helps leaders and professionals feed their bodies and businesses. Well you know critic. I got a chance to attend a wonderful. Em p. los angeles and it was so amazing because brandy cochran was able to gather people all sorts walks of life. We're able to gather together. Have real talk and some real good food. It was a hit. Its food for the soul and the body which is so hard to find so if you wanna learn more about entrepreneur meal plan whether you're entrepreneur or not go to entrepreneur meal plan dot com alive. Watch that sneak peek. Well we have a sneak peek. We've got your say for you. It's pretty crazy around here but this is television. Made board love is coming to hbo. Max april through april fools day ten episodes. It is again on. Hbo max not on hbo. You'll have to watch it on the platform app. And this is coming to us from the show runner. Pristina lee along with the novelist. Alissa nutting and This is from the birthplace of patrick. Somerville maniacs and dean coppola's and chris malaki she's been popping up everywhere by the way i don't know about jesus. Everywhere is headlining Billy madison is in it. Ray romano and a bunch of other folks who you will talk about. This is not not your average. Romcom isn't even around calm. I get us so Now a kristen was recently in palm springs another twisty kind of romcom thing but that was a movie. This of course again as a tv series. So here's what's going on. We got christian. Playing hazel hazel is with billy's character byron there together and he's tech. Tycoon is all kinds of money in. He's essentially built a place for them to live. Okay you'll see what this is like with a swimming pool and a wonderful house and everybody comes to them. They have all kinds of different servants and so on and so forth. But the toll is made for low What does that louis. So if you're doing the love how do you know that your partner enjoys it. What could you do if you're tech. Tycoon with unlimited money. Think about that. What might you implant in them if they are watching. Tv maybe playing a video game. What would you throw up on the screen. The question them. How was it last. I rate and how will you know whether your partner is telling the truth or not. So that's what hazel is experiencing. Here she is under the thumb of byron. What's happening now. She's got to get out. How does she get out. Can she get out. Is it possible to escape someone who knows all of your thoughts and feelings and where can she escape to. While she does have a father played by ray romano herbert. At what state is he about. Eleven at let look fake lars and the real girl. Okay that is what's going on with herbert. So you have what. I just said that you are throated to herbert with adult. Less that sugar coat here and so this estate is going on. he's involved. is it even possible and so on is so look. Y'all here's what i would say to you if you saw run on. Hbo eight thought. Okay like that. If you saw upload on amazon prime video and care than my net not bad again a bit of lars and the real girl even a a little suspect a maniac on netflix. With emma stone jonah hill. This is not a successful maniac by the way. If any of those you went. Oh okay maybe you can check this out. It is a cynically comedic. Stu arrangement is what. I would call it for me. It's not a bad idea. I like the idea but especially the events. Outside of the compound room bill. They just seemed forced to me. There's no logic here at all. It just happens but if you don't mind that kind of thing everybody made for love is for you. That's not for me though. Well that is what that is moving on to another show that you got to see a little bit of. That's going to be on net blacks on april the second. Oh this is called serpent drew wa and one of my favorite duh. After that i've been watching uh for is amazon dot com check zone and But this comes to us from richard warrilow and he wrote most of the episodes but toby finlay comes in and does his thing as well. This now who i was talking about was to tahara and hello. I don't know i'm crushing on this guy. For some reason and you know apologize. He has a wife kids about seven not in that way. I've just really digging his work just really killing it Along with jenna coleman. Who's coming in on here. A billy howell is is is bringing the funk along with others what is this about. What's happening is annette blitz. No subcontract being miss but we do love to heart Yeah and that's why. I got excited. I saw tahar. And i saw little. Jenna coleman victoria tana list says based on a true story a true the serpent that is what the guys known as and his real name is charles sobhraj. He's a murderer. Let's say the question is the catch. The together is a clear. Would he did from the beginning. This series you see. He's doing an interview where he essentially says they can't try me again. I got off and then you take him back in time to the seventies and we see how generous character riyanti leclercq but she also goes by. Monique how she first meets to harris character. Charles now charles is essentially. You know running this place in thailand in bangkok a lot of travelers. Come and you know. He befriends them and does all of this kind of stuff. Why how do they actually get into his clutches. And what does marie think about charles doing. That's the question here. And who helps them whether knowingly or unknowingly him and what is up to. Why is he doing this to people. Wisey luring them in making them sick and killing. Possibly well is a frenchman among other things but he's not in. His country is not in france and he wants to travel the world. So how can you do that. You need passports. You need money and so does marie as companion is she the only companion So we start to see how that builds and there is another couple. That's there with them and there's a relationship that develops we'll give that away now shadow forward in time and we are introduced to a dutch ambassador in the country. His name is permanent nippenburg. And that's billy house character and his wife is. I'm gonna play by alabama and herman finds out about two dutch people who are dead and he has to get down to the bottom of this and there is information that suggests that charles is the one does he even know that it's charles his name though does he know anything can figure this out. And he's a diplomat. This not a detective. Does he have his boss going. You are here to work for me at do stuff. That has nothing to do with birds at disappearances But once he has his let it go doesn't matter what his wife says. His boss says threats to his own position he might be sent elsewhere. He's got to get down to the bottom of this because this isn't right. This isn't right and he goes all across all kinds of places. Try get people to stop charles now. We are just in thailand. So on you get the india you get france and all now with re comes from quebec. So what's going on there. And so you see how eventually these timelines converge and then what's going to be the outcome of that we're will all of them be in the end. Is the question now to tell this story. They've decided ref to flash back and forth and back and forward six months before two years later a day before three months before two weeks later it dissipated the momentum it dissipated the tension which is exactly what a thriller does not need. Now the work of the cast. It just wasn't supported by that. At first i was like okay. What's the big deal. What does even doing to these people. It wasn't even clear now because of that it works in some pieces. The pieces that work. 'cause you gotta know what to be afraid of so it has to be clear now with that said it does start to gel as well as it can a bit at the end of the third episode because the states and story are clearer. So i would say if this is your kind of thing. You're like a true crime kind of person. The cast is uniformly wonderful. Really then i. This is not like a binge. I just can't imagine binging it all the way through just because of the going back. It's just like oh my goodness why. Why taylor this. You've got a recent subtitles. If you all these languages at times as well they do speak english but more than english french and so on so just know that. That's what's happening. it's. I would have preferred them to have a clear timeline. I don't know what you have to har you buy them as a psychopath completely. Who can estate do all other kinds of stuff you by gender rich canadian sneaking rich dialect every i bought it billy an ellie as the nippenburg everybody the actors do their job is just unfortunate that they did all of the flash forwards and backwards not bad but it could have been so much better. Well there you have it. You've got to sneak peek. The love that's coming out. Hbo max on the first on the second of april. The serpent on netflix youtube or tooth boats are neither thanks for listening for additional resources visit. Why watch that dot com good idea and we'd love to hear from you so go ahead and leave comments feedback and you can read us. We'll see next week you.

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Bobby Surprises B-Teamer With Garth Tickets + The TV Catchphrase Draft + 60 Second Showdown Controversy

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Bobby Surprises B-Teamer With Garth Tickets + The TV Catchphrase Draft + 60 Second Showdown Controversy

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Do you see it on the in story away or just only on I can tell somebody has a new phone story you can oh I'm not there yet and you say they got a message about upgrade and your phone yeah verizon sent me a text and it said that I am now qualified or something for the upgrade but it was a text. I didn't reply but does that. Mean Free Dan for me to upgrade. Its worth money by the way if you're just going to buy I don't feel there's a big difference. Do you mike except for the camera. The camera is not a huge difference yeah but I like it. I don't feel like I needed to get another phone could drop mine in the pool refurbishment. Come back and it wasn't charging even then so fine. I'm I'M DON for a couple of years. It's getting a phone for years. Whatever long it takes to get a drop this one in the toilet that'd be when I get another phone but yeah I don't the only thing that's cool is all these stickers? You can use now to build like your face because I text amy like my emojis are now my face g or it's built into the phone here. I'll send you one. Let me see. It looks like you pretty cool glasses and all that no eddie. It looks like maybe it's blonde. Nerdy White Guy got it. Okay let listen to this. Let's see I tell me if this looks like me. I'll send you one with the thumbs up here. You go Bam. It's funny Mike you can see the difference pictures pictures I can hear radio shows like I listened to a lot of sports radio sports podcasts and so I can hear when people are in different rooms even though they never address it. I can hear the audio quality being like three percent different. I'm not in the same room I can tell well and I want you forever. Amy Lived in North Carolina and we did the show for years and then I'm on the road a lot and and you know we're working in different rooms in different quality to it anyway. Raimondo said he went to a family friendly bar the other day. I'd never even heard such thing they're out there man and trust me. They're growing. They're probably in every major city right now. America wait what are you. What's a family friendly bar mean though you'll mental you apparently now? Oh you want you to tell me yes. That's the whole point of me bringing it up so I thought it was just a brewers in the neighborhood honestly never been to the place. I told my chick man we lived here for six months. Let's go to this brewery so we go to it and we're walking nothing. Every normal family friendly and I started to think what the heck is family friendly means so I go to the back and they got a projector. They're playing billy madison so everybody's watching Billy Madison but there's parents drink and pushing strollers kids are right around alcohol which is fine. I'm not a parent I don't care if you drink around your kids but just very kind of awkward so I'm sitting and they're playing bags and I get to thinking man. I usually don't play bags with a clean mouth. I usually Kinda talk trash a little kids playing Tonka trucks in in their strollers right next this to me so we had to play the cleanest game bags me and my buddy ever. We're just good shot. Man Good shots already changing exactly how I am in a bar. That's why I go to a bar to avoid loyd kids. Go Bard avoid kids their your house. It's an adult type of area but this was different so anyways I go screw it all. I'm going to get a drink. Let's get another drink have some more fun. You know. amp this up a little bit so I go in this area. That's called the Barn area and you go in the barn. Good God not only am. I never going to this bargain I'm never going to go into that bar again. It's an absolute free for all. There's footballs flying. Kids are on scooters. They bring skateboards. Do everything and that's where you have to go to get a drink so I'm waiting in line to get a beer. I have kids wisdom by me scooter boom. Here's a football watch out. Here's a Tonka truck. I mean it was absolute nightmare. I tell my chick ten and minutes. After I go listen I almost saw a kid. Get hit with a DART and I think a kid got hit with a pool stick. I'm out of here. No more kid friendly for me last time at that bar and that's near Your House yes. That's interesting parents love. It apparently man US bring him push the kids stroller grab a beer whoo family friendly baby very odd. I'd never heard of one of these apparently according to ray there in every major city in America never heard of that yes of ours there used to be this bar and it could still be in Austin. Did you ever go to Logan's back in the a day where they would play famous lead be and there were no for their humongous beers and I didn't drink but all my friends are going Bill Beers and they would play a scene from a very famous movie and the whole bar would they turn the lights law the lots of beyond music going to and then all the music would slowly stop lights go down and on the big screens they would show like take the scene from Billy Madison where he fights Bob Barker and are have you seen the music had backed off and it was just flashing scenes a famous movies as it went. That was the coolest thing that and then we go to the again I would just go because I will be there but that the library is still exists in the library. Ever is still there that now a minute since I've been there but yeah it's still there aquariums still they're crazy N. P. National Nashville has Broadway Austin has sixty and New Orleans has bourbons members has beale street. I wonder okay. Let's do those What else do you have another one to make a five yes Isn't there Chicago one. I'm sure there are areas but that's the shopping will really really famous bar. Madison Avenue Michigan is is that she can stop shopping question Let's do of those four four. Let's Mike here. Oh Vegas trip yeah. They forget that yeah I mean I don't know if that one's is actually fair to put in the mix though because that's that's more than just known for bars casinos and entertainment of those four which one is the grossest. Let's do all the let's do grossest stuff like you walk around. You're like Oh my God. Oh Bourbon Street Bourbon Street because I see people I go to the bathroom there on the street et number four on the grossest. That's number one number one Bourbon Street okay number to be all street. I'VE BEEN TO BILL STRAIGHT MEMPHIS. Not Too bad isn't fueled by ocean. It doesn't gross but it it's I'm saying if we're ranking them. It has I mean because six threes now call dirty eighty six are awesome six street as the least are the least it's a it's a mess but the lease mess okay. I like Broadway away a Nashville does it's like Saturday at midnight. It's it's awful I different cantona couple months ago and they wanted to see what it was like. We we went to nine thirty and it was nuts and I was like oh this is nothing never blown away at how elbowed they had this game there. It was a bar because if it's the hang bar know wherever you hang on the bar for two minutes. You went like two hundred dollars. Did you do it. No because what happens is you're supposed to hang right and they turn the bar a little my little twist it and nobody can last as watching big do show up and be like drawn grab that and they would. I'm just Shea and they go on through just pointed but Raymond listen you would do get drunken toward the hang bar shocked. I haven't seen that bar. Nobody's spas right right in the street yeah. Do you ever see that yeah. I didn't know what was the thing either by. Amazon hangs all the time. Now I just seeming we'll do it. okay so on grossest number. One is bourbon number. Two is bill number is why Broadway's grocer than Bill Street is just for like smell and Broadway crazy bill. I don't feel like a safe if I present mugging list I think Bourbon you wanted to but I guess I'm going to go on the Gross List Bourbon Street. I go Bourbon Broadway Bill Sixth. That's that's the order that I would put them. MM-HMM MEMPHIS is no joke though I stopped at Hall Garden once in my car got broken into raise for like twenty eight minutes I looked at the clock Chile's a safe padre right. It's restaurant mm-hmm went out. The back of your car has two glasses to windows the big one that Little One oh yeah this is like five years ago. They busted the back one when end got whatever they wanted and got out like quick they I stayed at a hotel memphis once it was like Haiti because in Memphis they shut at the gate you going into the hotel and they closed the gate behind you so no one can rob your car while same thing in Haiti hotel their machine guns out front but they did have you drove in shut the gate about machine but rifles or something oh they had some sort of assault rifle eighty yeah. I tried to ignore that part Haiti at stores Grocery Store Grocery store just standing up guard like and it's nine people in like out in the military are you're just regular. People know their Joe Joe Okay all right Joe and a wife beater. Yeah me walk into the Yankee game this weekend. They were cops like loading up their weapons like At least they had they were dressed with you understood that they had probably done some. I'm sort of training to have that weapon correct in Haiti's wearing a Balka food brewers ca on and a wife beater with an assault rifle alley outside of a seven eleven Haiti version you're going. I don't know if he's scare people going in or coming out but either way it was nutty plans to go back to Haiti for you. Yeah hopefully we keep trying to go but do again just for our safety. Were not at the time being but maybe in December Yup. That's the next that's the next I'm going to try. I got a text here saying the Tuesday Song. Oh It's a reminder. Can you give me some sort of beat. I had to be reminded. Forget this Tuesday. I know and we have a song and we have a song that we've never recorded so this song. Is everybody out there live in a Tuesday. You know what day it is. It's Tuesday model. Kamala happens on Tuesday. It goes to day Joe Way to housewives day. I'm just talking about do news. Let's do it again to eat some cashews. The housewives going booze. They're just stuck and by to the Tuesday. The Best Day of the week on a high goes anymore so we need to revisit that every good last week on my podcast because it comes out every Tuesday. I'm pretty sure I broke into song in the episode. I shared with my people without it. I was like it's Tuesday. A real housewives boozed eat some cashews day. I'm just talking about to lyrics by Donald Donald. Have you ever searched okay here. We go again ready. Got It yeah. Let's see if it works out the best day of the week. You all know what's my time. Salaam made a song about Tuesday so happens Iran's lowest number of crimes Super Bingo at nine. Don't know how you do your two days. This is how do mind the sun comes up. There's a smile on my mouth WASPA- 'cause I love to this is the first thing shout free Zuma this morning and every Tuesday at five. I got my spandex on. It's time to do though I say to Joe Joe Way Dues Housewife Skull Booze Day. I'm just talking about Tuesday do again now to day. Brown on CAL goes moves day. Eat some cashews. I'm Jay talking bad too. Yep is to date is my recycling on on the curb. As I drive up Yup my recycling's on the curb I mean Fridays are fine because they're casual and all but I'm always more productive Tuesday conference call after work plans. I get my spray Tan. I'm drinking water at some pebbles and Bam Bam. I'm watching C. Span Sonic with each take a day job talking about time to Ed Brown goes mood cashews adjust to each time I go to Mardi Gras on a Tuesday chrome McGaw on a Tuesday. I'm playing POK. Mon on a Tuesday came out on my mom on Tuesday. Ah so you ever recorded is day. If we ended up recording that song years after we sit around my kitchen table in Austin right and then how works listen to these stores they're like marrow. That's twenty years ago. Just released it thinking about that's all I think it's one of your best wine kidding. I'm dead serious. It's very catchy thank you. He's a songwriter writer United Nation I think we're done here. Anything I missed list debuted dirks on Thursday. We have John Party on Friday Aj McLean from backstreet boys house today there will be a new bobby cast up if everything if he lands and time is coming off the flight to cool yeah. We'll talk backstreet boys you know he's trying to do the country thing we've talked to on the phone before briefly but y'all set that up in Vegas sort of one of my friends whose one of the executives. ABC Says Hey I know Aj loved to do do you ask why kind of know Aj to just get up and so somebody and his team reached out and talked to Mike and I saw I saw AJ at iheartradio music before I went onstage like what up and I was like Dude Dude. You're on like twenty seconds. I think they do that so often. You're right. It's not a thing by the way if you Richmond sold out there are like twenty eight tickets. It gets left Evan Entire Theater in Wilmington Delaware not this weekend but next adding are playing the raging idiots. I listen to some of our live recording. I'm from Little Rock and it sounds better than I thought really yeah. That's a that's a constant thing with you what it's better than you think. You're always just like wasn't I'm very good. I know I'm always like Bobby. I'm not good at five said now. That's good yeah. I think it's GonNa come out pretty well awesome so all right. Thank you guys here is Tuesday show or as we say to everybody. The Future of phone service is here and it's called visible for forty bucks a month you get unlimited data messages and minutes on Verizon's four G. Lt Network Work along with mobile hotspot lt speeds up to five megabits per second with unlimited usage and visible. There's no catch no annual contracts. 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It's just a tough one and shout out all of our listeners that keep their skin feeling good. I like desert face like I'm out there for an hour of as a pimple growing I can feel Oldham growing as I'm out there and make a sound yeah that was but I'm back. I'm doing pretty good go to New York tomorrow. Guy Don't just great great New York but we're doing a John Party album release on Thursday night. I love him so I know going to be on the show Friday so it's a whole thing got a busy week but a great week if you get to be busy congratulations. You've been trying to be busy now that you busy don't complain about it. That's what I say to myself. Sometimes yeah like if you knew three years ago all the cool stuff you begin to do then you wouldn't be complaining so I don't complain much. Wake up and I go on my ready for the day yes or yes that's right. I'll start with this woman quits her job and searches fifty seven days for her loss dog and then finds her. Oh well there. We Gal as that'd be like this is about to be terribly sad. A Washington State woman whose beloved Border Collie escaped from a hotel when she was on vacation in Montana was found. She quit her job as a postal workers in fifty seven days searching for the dog. Isn't that wild in the world. I mean yeah it's crazy the dog and lost twelve pounds it was severely dehydrated but expected to make a full recovery her tireless quest to find the seven year old Katie came to an end when she got a call from who had seen one of the hundreds of posters that she had put up and have been walking through and through sheets yeah and found the dog almost two months later her job back if she they have to. They don't give her job back. We'll oh higher now we don't but I'd like to let's go over and talk to Marcy and Oklahoma who has called the show marcy what's happening. Oh my gosh. It is so incredible talk. Y'All good morning studio. Oh my gosh I have to say this really quick or offer debt. the way that you say POCO. It's proto alright yeah and I just WanNa let y'all know how inspiring you all are the things that you all talk about. I mean they really matter what you all do seriously matters and makes a difference in people's lives life especially mine my husband's my really good friend Debbie Stevens she loved to listen to you and we would talk back and forth every now and then you know about something that we heard on the show and lunchbox needs to be one of the raging idiots. He's hysterical. I love him while we appreciate the call. Thank you for calling this morning. I don't know what dipoto thing is. Maybe it's one of the local liners the name of a town. Maybe probably I don't just walk around yelling where Kodo around thirty yeah here's the Boban Show podcast highlights segment of the day so we're going to draft TV catchphrases and if you've ever seen the NFL draft all the teams sit around and one by one they get to pick players wants the players picked. It's off the board so if amy pick something she has the first pick I can't get it because you already have it so people was your team this while because it was drafted before whereas able to get to it and all this is about having the best overall team so don't just the first pig because there's an advantage to have the first pick you get the best players I but like me I'll go last in the first round but I get to go first in the second round so as it goes down the line it didn't start at the end of the line and goes backward for the second round that's kind of how the draft works and now we will draft TV catchphrases. That's it it can be anything you want as long as said on TV show and you know what even if it's not and you can pet okay 'cause there are no rules. Oh we let the voters kind of be the judges all right and you have the first overall pick in the TB catchphrase phrase draft. We think that's what she said Michael Y'all. Why do you knew I was going the you knew that was mine? Oh drafting. That's what she said but that was like you draft him my cousin in the NFL you know while all right amy picks. That's what she said from the office office has never watched the full office. That'd be nice to have. I have a thing I've watched full fees. We'll see how that I guess not serious lunchbox first round pick well. I thought she would go with this one but I'll do it. How you doing Joey Yeah Yeah good overall first round pick? I'm just saying that any own hater but friends is bigger than the office. I think with our list. I don't know I don't know I I didn't know for sure I wanNA take a shot at me. I know how this goes Yeah Eddie. Oh I'm out. I'm out. Oh Eddie Law get number two your first round pick going full house. You got it dude in yeah. That's a good one Raimondo your first pick. It is Steve Urkel. Did I knew the list is falling apart. I think everybody's well amy yeah I don't like it. You took mine. I'm I'm hurting a little bit probably GonNa be taken anyway but just right lunchbox spirit. I'M GONNA take although the GonNa make sure I stay right. Clear is you can't lose. I'm going to take from Friday night. Lights clear is four hearts can't lose his alley is that's it or Texas forever. I haven't seen that show. You haven't seen in the office so that's my that's my first pick overall shadow everybody listening to Texas be sure vote for me the whole picture you guys okay so that's the first round. Let me look out of here. Amy said that's what she said much. Mark said how you doing Morgan Number Two said you've got it dude Raimondo said than I do that and then I have clear eyes. Full hearts can't lose all right. That's Good Friday night lights good well. I had the the first pick of the second round Hank. I'm GONNA go with. Will you accept except this rose from the bachelor thing. Oh Wow that's a big one. Oh Yeah will you accept this rose. Already count are Raimondo prices right Bob Barker jaw good Morgan number two. I'm going to go old school again. Brady Bunch Marcia Marcia Marcia. There aren't a lot of good all these are on the Internet like everybody has all these on everyone's like Oh. These are all the biggest one lunchbox man. I didn't watchful house so I don't know which one of these go with but I'm GonNa say how rude Okay Amy I'M GONNA go with no soup for you signs right. We have one more round to go now. We're all digging again. Is it me again yeah so you have. That's what she said from the office and no soup for you from Seinfeld. What is your final pick my gosh this is this is getting hard? I guess I'll go with all also so go with full House says it's awesome have mercy Algal Jesse. Let's Bronx. Oh I got to and I don't know which ones bigger I love. Both these shows and I'm GONNA go with. Is that your final answer from who wants to be a millionaire. That's it. I don't know what that was. I was like what is from you know with. His readers always goes. Is that your final answer Morgan number to head to more or less than I'm going to go with Mr Rogers onto being our taking on the second round. I'm thinking about that. Oh Man I'm gonNA taken that earlier. Goodwin Ramo from how I met your mother offer God that is legend. Wait for it dairy all right yeah. It's Barney right yeah so I'm the last one I'm GonNa Talk. Talk some of these out. I Have Zinger from Big Bang theory don't from the simpsons. I'm GONNA limit it. The tribes spoken from survivor. You don't care about that. I just don't think it's the strongest one I still have a fun from the fines and then you know I was thinking if I had apprentice donald a good one like that's the one I'm sitting on going I. I don't know how I don't pick that. Oh everyone would do that all the time. Now you're fired. You still do sometimes man. I'm going to have to go with you fired from Donald Trump on the apprentice. That's nice yeah okay a lot of the legendary. TV here folks Amy's got. That's what she said. No Soup for you and have mercy says how you do and how rude and and is that your final answer Morgan number two has you've got it dude Marcia Marcia Marcia in won't you be my neighbor couches strong. I feel so Dobie for not getting that one my neighbor a number one round pick guys Raymond. Who has did I do that? Come on down and legend wait for it dairy and then have clear is full hearts can't lose. Will you accept this rose and amy meaning. You're listening to the news. I have oh well well Wassall blossom joey and then what's up doc yeah I had that one but the sixties cartoon and that had no no we all went to the the same websites and we all had the same ones people getting your mind. You're thinking everybody is going to be the same what three websites linked at all. These are there you go. Thank you very much. Go vote at bobby bones dot com on our TV theme song fantasy draft had he heeded amy. I take a lot of pressure there everyone though so I don't really mind under the most solid I don't even watch tonight's. Maybe that's why like I'm not in love with. My first round picks the show well your first round pick is pretty good the number two I'll trade you a four trading betrayed no that's that's a whole nother sad you pick that one. I was going to go after that the second round. Where did that one yeah? What'd you take over it for my second round open first round? 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So what are you have to lose visit neum dot com slash iheart and show so am dot com slash Iheart and start your fourteen day trial today like they say change your habits change your mind and change for good with new bobby bones. Show what you got in California the jewel e cigarettes are under criminal investigation. They're facing a possible. People banned from the government in other news nationwide forty eight thousand General Motors workers are still striking workers stopped nearly fifty factories around the country officials still. I don't know how long the strike is GonNa Laugh and finally in Wisconsin and unidentified person admitted to killing Theresa Hallback Inter according to producers from the hit Netflix show making a murderer her Steven Avery Brennan Dass he would be freed from prison own how much interest you have in watching that new joker movie. Oh have you seen much about not no but I did like the Dark Knight not the same though Joaquin Phoenix is just playing the joker. There's no Batman and it's like his origin story awards and the film festivals if they're gonNA break all the records I can get into it because I'm curious how I don't know how the joker became the joker so I'm into it well so he's really skinny in the previews and hit a drop fifty pounds so all he aid was an apple lettuce and steamed green beans to lose fifty pounds. He said he worked with medical professional to lose the weight in a safe manner but that's really what he they also said that they talked about temptations and he said at a bunch of pretzels around he just it was the hardest thing for him not to eat pretzels all the time so but that's what he that's all. I'm eating in his Kito Diet. Now you're not having any apples. I did want Mike these apple because brings them every day and eats them like a slice and then I shall I was so foolish shame I was like what did you do that to yourself but whatever thought it'd be but I've had no real sugar like we were all weekend. We were in Vegas this past weekend undoing iheartradio music festival and there's always food and candy around it's easy to grab it and eat it and he didn't have any of it. Wow You didn't take vegas break none Kito and you know and there you can eat meat be so I went to in and out and just got the Burger with lettuce on it as great great the bread I do Miss Bread Dough so anyway walking Phoenix. If anyone was trying to lose fifty pounds all they have to do is eat lettuce and steamed green beans Apple Apple. Yeah there you go bowl show you what I had. This morning was and it was not good is a shot of espresso straight up. How do people drink do do people enjoy? I guess they didn't it or do. They just go no they do. It does an acquired taste and they do. It makes me like just thinking about it. I know you they sip. It took the whole thing that people put it in a little teeny tiny cup and step back. I went and stop by starbucks this morning. They open at four. AM The girl opens a fortune songwriter. I listen to whole story this morning really well. I went through and she's like hey. What what do you have it hurt and I'm still hurting and I don't like coffee really but I thought I need to get an espresso shot straight up one espresso shy and even made it tastes good? It's a Gimme blonde roast. Whatever that means don't even know what that means and so I said give me that and then I I'll take a child to got up there and don't worry about it? We'll get it and I was like Oh wow and they'll normally like take like free stuff and I was like okay and then she goes. Hey big fan. I was like Oh what's up. She goes well. I get here for and I guess they open around four fifteen and Dan. She's like I do. The open shift and I go to class M studying music. It's like I read your book and like I'm just trying to you know do your book. She's like I'm trying to do all. Let's work so I can have a shot at it. She had to pay your own bills and there's good so we talked for a bit and then she gave me an espresso in a little cup tiny to a starbucks thimble size yeah yeah I drink. It and it's called a shot that shot it was disgusting you can you can do either. US If some people enjoy it. I think when they're enjoying. They sent threats that you're a psycho killer. There's there's nothing good about that. It's all bitter but again as a coffee either. There's a story out this morning. There's a Japanese Japanese Coffee House that survey twenty two year old coffee not twenty your person. The coffee is twenty two years old and it costs nine hundred dollars a cup. We think about that. I didn't know ages coffee was a thing if you can afford it. The couple set you back a whopping nine hundred fourteen dollars the owner of the munch pours water into the grounds very slowly so slowly it takes thirty minutes for the first drop of liquid default and you're wondering you know even so help you don't like it not many people but occasionally super people super rich people do it or people will yeah nine hundred dollars per copy holy cow. Could you imagine if you like it didn't addicted the nine hundred dollar drink yeah but there are people in like Haiti go. Can we paid eleven dollars for coffee at starbucks or whatever you play for Kobe starbucks you don't know that much about Haiti except your kid from their elitist Hollywood Morgan number two thirty six GIDDY. ACM named Chris Stapleton their first ever artists songwriter of the decade due to his massive career. He's one ten. ACM Awards and has had over one hundred and seventy album cuts. Sam Hot did an interview with e t Canada and he said he will be releasing a new single single most likely before the end of the year and blamed fame for being one of the reasons it has taken him so long to release new music. He says it was pretty intense and a drastic lifestyle south changed for him so he needed to take a step back and rebuke for the next album gwen. Stefani says she didn't even know Blake. Shelton existed before she joined the voice. He says it's crazy but now it's normal and she has accepted that he's a true hillbilly and a true country jukebox number two. That's your skinny time for the good news swift amy so after a hundred days in the Nikkei do a one pound micro. preemie baby is finally finally going home yeah back on May Twenty First Fin Little Thin was born twenty four weeks old and weighed one pound so doctor after said that he only had a fifty percent chance of survival but now maybe thin is four months old ways five pounds five ounces doing well and finally able able to go home holy critical medical staff there for sure. That's what it's all about that was telling me something good show own own head. This story comes to us from Ohio. A Dog Walker is looking for a new job. You got busted on camera stealing from the family he would come into the house. Walk the dog then he has some bourbon drink milk straight from the gallon take naps on the couch all right and they had cameras in their house for surveillance and they review their like ban this dude just hanging out eating our food stealing stuff. I wonder how they found this dog walker anytime that I've ever got one from an an APP. They say their background checked but this road dog Walker by the way of all the things the worst is drinking the milk outta the Carton Bourbon fine. I don't even have Bourbon Bourbon is have my bourbon have an APP. Whatever makes you my dog a little better right? Don't drink anything thing with you. Don't mouth so what happened to him. He just needs a new job. They didn't press charges. They just fired of that's nice. They didn't get enough for stolen Bourbon all right the bonehead story today. Everybody is the bombing so if you listen to the show and you talk about the show where your tweet about the show we're talking to us like we consider are you part of the team and we appreciate that and sometimes I'll just click around on people that tweet me and see their profiles and see what they're up to and some of them even put bt member on their a profile which is so cool but there was one bt member one listener who kept trying to win this contest Austin to go see garth brooks at the dive bar tour. She couldn't get then she didn't win and then I hit the station. PDF it's like no we don't have any room and I was like come on. There's always room so then added up garth so she could go this last night so so after the show yesterday this calling her to tell her that we call a garth and we're going to get into the show. Hey how's it going good. I'm good. What do you tell you was happening? he said someone was calling into the show texting pretending to be mean you has it been you or no no now. We were just messing with you. It's not really that but I've been watching you try to win. Garth contest the whole time and you weren't able to win and and so I called Garth and we're going to get you in so you can go tonight right yeah yeah. We'll make it happen because I like. I see I see on twitter. Maybe like a thousand times no cute to win the contest. Yeah I last tweets. I saw your something like well how I think we should I call the phone. Company is my phone broken broken my last name so you know they could just cleaned it in coping yeah well. That's what we're GONNA do. The statement actually couldn't help me out we call the station. PD and he's like no can't get in so I had to use one of my contacts and hit up garth and be like hey dude got so tonight. Go Green Hall have fun. It's Garth dive bar tour and let us know how it goes. Maybe Tomorrow Lettuce ooh yeah. Thank you guys so much. I don't like I'm in shock right now. Taking like what's going on so yeah Yeah Hernandez who you're going to make well. I probably have to take my husband's solid solid draft. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah yeah otherwise than I don't know that the harder zero let us know okay guys. Thanks so so much to make sure we get all the information from her all right by Steph by guys. I'm bobby thank I it's there you go that. Was We talk that was yesterday after the show and she went last night. I'm assuming and hopefully we'll talk later on but we appreciate you guys. If you listen to the show you never know when we're looking like Santa Claus does not as rich you better watch out so is that what goes better not pout yeah. You better not not cry. I'm telling you why Bobby clauses come in Bobby Costarker. Okay y'all this fall the biggest battle in Country Music Zik taking place on the voice. That's right America's favorite singing competition is back and this season it is on you got Queen of the Voice Kelly Clarkson. She's going to be bringing some texas-sized texas-sized heat as she goes toe-to-toe with six time champion Blake Shelton for countries vast undiscovered talent but these too will have to contend with a very serious serious challenge from defending Champ John Legend not to mention the return of Blake's better half Gwen Stefani and this season. She's a serious wildcard will win join forces with the man she loves or will she joined forces with Kelly to take the country king down a peg as they say all is fair in love war. Check out this clip. You WanNA fight flaky. Why are you doing this to me? I thought you love path. It's a whole new game on the all new season of the voice the blind auditions begin tonight tonight on NBC. So what do you have degenerative disk disease. What does that mean so my you every in between your your spine in between your vertebrae of these little disks six and my l four and l five looked parts of my back because my hips and my neck are like smashing down the vertebrae onto the disk where they're deteriorating saying? How did you know this was happening? Just paying xrays well. I've had pain you know for a while. You see me in here and I'm like getting up. I can't sneeze if I sneeze. It's dramatic event it because my whole body just hurts so bad if I've just needs while I'm driving it's dangerous so I just finally after going to random. chiropractors getting popped randomly emily without really knowing what is the issue. I went to a car that was gonna take x rays through a friend that recommended this place. So I went got the xrays they evaluated them. I had to wait twenty four hours to come back and when I went back they were able to tell me what they saw was wrong and how they plan to fix it and it's intense so if they don't fix it what happens I'll continue to just compress. It and it'll end up like hunch well right yeah. My spine is doing real things. biddle continue to rub and I don't know what happens after that. If you get rid of the disk then you've got the issue of the Spine Finer listen I'm not expert but the vertebrae rubbing together maybe and it just continues to be more pain right now. It's more of a mild chronic pain live with it every day. I can work out. It's just always there. I just ignore it but sometimes it hurts worse than others. So what do you have to do now now. I have to go to to go there do like therapy. It's like physical therapy. It's work mark like he's GonNa Adjust me but before he'll even adjusts you which I've never been to a doctor like this. which I think is amazing? I have to go in and do three different warm up stretches that these stations get my body ready for the adjustment then he'll adjust me and then after that I have to attach all these weights to different parts of my body and stand on the vibrating seen for five minutes. I have a three pound weight on my forehead so you're wearing away on your head standing on a vibrating machine joke show where people will do like. How long is she gonNA stand on this machine but I saw already well actually when I walked in? I saw other people doing it. I'm like Gosh I held on to do that. Whatever that is and then sure enough? It's part of my recovery. Is this whole Hokey pokey. It's all weird and organic. Listen get this but as hokey bogies no okay. This is really a real doctor Dr Hilda. This is real doctor but little bogies. I'm here for it though because I just want to feel better but as I'm like standing on the machine there's this sign here that tells you about the first chiropractic experience ever. I don't remember the date they'll say back in nineteen hundred or whatever there's a guy that studies the spine the body eighty and the janitor his office was death. Something in his neck popped in all the sudden he couldn't hear anymore went years not being able to hear the chiropractor dude. It is like you know what I think. Maybe I can fix this gave him an adjustment and popped it and it put it back into place and he could hear again and this has been fact checked on his the poster. I'm giving you my cliff notes version of you but that's basically that's the first recorded chiropractic experience and like the guy good here again so aw I have hope for my lower back same guy I like. He's young seems innovative forward thinking good luck. I I mean I know it's been hurting you for a while. It looked like a little snowman on her back. I know when I texted bobby about it to try to explain a little bit he was like what are you eighty. Well I didn't the tone is like what are you eighty on techs. I read it like what are you waiting on your between being premenopausal and and now degenerative disorder disease or whatever between your back but no man all the game is simple. Maybe the simplest we've ever played. I'll play you a sound. All you have to do is guess what sound is pretty amazing. I will give you a theme though sounds elms from kitchen. Oh thank you for all be sounds. If you're in your kitchen he'd be like Oh. I recognize that sound from when my kitchen ready ready. Write your answers down if you miss it. You're eliminated it sound number. One is right. You heard that has specific. Do we need to be write down what you hit it again only one time I'm sorry there you go for the first one only one time for the second one two times three times. Go all right. I'm in all right name that sound on everybody in remember. This was the sound amy eating chips. lunchbox likes eating potato chips Eddie. I think we're off to specific but I put eating chips at all. I would've accepted eating or chewing. All you're still in the game. I didn't have to be chips on this number to name this sound from the kitchen and I'm an Oshawa play one more time. It's a little harder so you get two years on the second. I remember the win I'm frying. The frying Pan Pan frying. Something frying is all I need yeah. Let's do another one. They get a little harder number. Three you get to hear it again number three and a third time kitchen that's probably happening. I Askew Eddie Glass. I give you all that one now. We're getting a little harder folk but we get to hear four times. Though the simplest game of all time now simple doesn't is easy. It is easy to understand as simple game named that sound here we go okay got that Yeah Dallas men. Everybody's in a good deal amy chopping chopping fruit or vegetables on a cutting board shopping okay next up. You're all right name the SIP-IT I need a need specificity here. You can't just say liquid or pouring oh man we're two man times down. We go yeah amy carbonated drink glassworks pouring a glass from a Pitcher Eddie whoring a Soda Ota. Mike what do you what do you do with mighty is going to be the judge because none of you are really right is more specific than that okay be more. I'll play four times pouring we'll have pouring okay be more specific with the poor reporting. You're listening closely the part of Mike did you name that I wrote a paragraph down so I think I'm in you really just need a word I got. I got to be more specific amy flooring from a liter bottle of carbonated danz pouring filtered water now now with machine Andy. I wrote pouring a soda from a bottle into a glass. That's wrong. What's the Google comes the leader model? It's pouring wine wine doesn't visit bones that go champagne. Maybe campaign it's not why do you ask the Y nos over here. Just push buttons. Don't let us not forget show like a hey mike did. They're all arguing with ice in there well. Nobody got it right anyway. Let's sudden death. You can yell your name. You are the wind cracking. Wow how I feel about that. You want to hear the case. It'd be Amy Amy Victory Loud. What's this can't over no pouring wine? It was asking what's the first part one out of the bottle could be a leader listen. The fish is now. I don't know what you want anyway congratulations if the game screwed up it's a Mike deeper. It is the same east pile of stories so gaming injuries are on the rise like at an alarming rate and a doctor was saying that the gaming injuries the same for the gamers. Is there like a basketball player meaning what rehabilitation how to ensure your thumbs your fingers what's he just said. Injuries are akin to those being suffered by top athletes so it's like and then it affects their game and they can't performance. I mean you have you heard your hand. I know you're laughing at snickering at it. I know I am coming to a place of accepting that. This is like a real almost couldn't say the acceptance. That's how much you're not accepting of it. I don't know well but I mean sitting for hours and hours operating at me. Maybe even if you also like hurt. Can you hurt your bum or your back talk about it. Oh it's all just because you don't understand it. I know hey I don't but I mean it is a coming thing like it's being offered in college is a thing high school. Also I mean I guess kids. Don't give up on your dream. Okay go ahead so hand. SANITIZER will fight the flu but here's the deal you have to rub your hands. I four minutes so what actually kills the flu the rubbing or the SANITIZER I I guess I have no idea but it says that you need to like you. Can't hinders like massage in your hands and be like okay. I'm good to go. It says the to get it completely working in the kill the flu germs you have to Rub your hands for four are minutes with the hand sanitizer or you can. Just wash your hands for thirty seconds Yup. I just trying to touch my face like that's really where you're getting stuff is pants efface. Hey I'm in the airport. I mean conscious of that. My hands need to stay below my nipples at all times like that's my rule hands all the time at the airport because you're the touching everything everybody else's touch it and then door handles always trying to grab a tissue or cloth open the door handles but just as my rule in airports hands ends blow the nips. Have you gotten your flu shot I need to I gotta take a shot but no no flu shot yet what they're saying. These are things that don't make nineties. Kids feel feel old which is kind of us okay so friends is now officially twenty-five. It's so green day's dookie album yes the first album. Did you have the time to listen to me wind bad nothing. Everything wants yeah so if Bart Simpson aged like a regular person. Do you know how old he probably around my age. He'd be forty years old. Okay okay down there. In three years. Destiny's child will be eligible for the rock and Roll Hall of fame. I mean twenty five years since our first album. I believe I believe that's man and then Mark Paul. Guzzler is older today than Dennis Haskins was when he started playing Mr building saved by the bell okay that one's not so shocking the one that was always shocking to me was will smith being older than Uncle Phil. They were like Yeah Will Smith is now old the fresh prince he's older than Uncle Phil when he moved into the bench mentioned Belair so yeah those nineties kids. That's all we did that was us being born the nineties. It's like being a kid in the night I know and I like where we are with our age like to to me. This is it does make me feel like a little bit old but also just makes me smile and like and I've been watching I watched friends because the twenty fifth reunion and he follower Jennifer Garner in her on instagram. She's funny you should. She did this whole friend three enactments these little friends legos it's up on her main page. You can still go back and see it and she does these like fake cooking shows from her kitchen or not real cooking shows that they are real and she was like who knew she Jennifer Garner. What does she have to okay? She did the friends other. You're confusing her nanosecond per second no she she did the French thing like those are her buddies and then like she's got celebrity friends that comment like Gwyneth paltrow's like you give me live from like man. She's got Gwyneth commenting like hey friend and I don't know I got I went like knee-deep inter- and scream and I was like it's good. It's a good follow and then I'm like what happened to her and Ben Affleck you know. Do you ever wonder honey more five years but I wonder about forgot okay so I mean that's my file dad. That was amy's pile of stores. It's the hundred year of the NFL and did you know NFL players are even coached coached to get a better night's sleep. They do things like avoid blue light from smart devices that keep you up at night now more than eighteen eighteen hundred. NFL players are sleeping on sleep number beds and for good reason the sleep number three sixty smart beds senses your movements mints and automatically adjust to keep you sleeping comfortably through the night experienced the smart effortless comfort of the sleep number three three sixty smart bed find your competitive edge with proven quality sleep from nine hundred ninety nine dollars sleep number is the official sleep sleep and wellness partner of the NFL. You'll only find sleepnumber at one of their five hundred seventy five sleepnumber stores nationwide. I'd find the one nearest you at sleepnumber dot com slash IHEART. It's time for the good news box. UH-HUH REBECCA REESE FROM UTAH is a single mother and a few years ago. She decided she wanted to start our own business and it was some of wedding dresses so she bought a bunch of wedding dresses. Only problem is the business failed then make any money so she has all these wedding dresses sitting around. She's like I can do something good with these. I'm a single single mom I bet you there's other single moms out there looking for wedding dresses so she's donating them to single MOMS getting married. All Free Wow yeah that's lemons and eliminated right there yeah good story. That's what it's all about right there. That was telling me something good. Your buddy miss the bombing rib over to Tommy and Nashville who's on the phone Tommy appreciate that call. What's going on? What's going on morning studio? Hey Okay first off. I just WANNA say huge fan of show Love Sore losers rented you might be the Cliett funniest guy on the show but yeah yeah just wanted to call in out of work right now but wanted to any point more thought into changing her winning saw. 'em You still have their. She goes as your Song Long. I mean to me I now for so long. Yeah I definitely definitely would change it but we went through around that and I can what happened. Nobody likes them or something. No we picked one and then it wasn't good you clock on. They've kind of yeah it wasn't good. It didn't fit it was just wrong so we went back to this one yeah. I'm still open to it. If you have a suggestion. You've got one look yeah everytime the Games are my favorite part of the show. I Love Aflame Games with Y'all in a car but when you win I always want to route forty but when you win it's just like kind of a Downer out thinking I was. I was thinking Liz L. Because it gives you should know it brings up the interview. Now I can combat but the song like why a man hater song he's still is like a fun pumped up song like the song comes on and I'm working out. I'm like really feeling myself dumb. Them not even goes kind of yea kind of Tommy appreciate that call him telling me well. We'll test that out just for you one day. If I ever win something of course yeah let me know now now time for EMI's morning corny here we go morning corny. Why do people in Athens hate getting up early? Glenn Athens getting up early because dawn is tough on grease grease in Greece. I get ed winning Song Nail Great Okay Rude. This is somebody who doesn't do dishes bugs bunny amy. It was morning Gordon a history lesson a bad joke all in one okay hold doc left work yesterday and it was starting to rain and so my goal man driving out and it started to rain and then all of a sudden I hear like what is that a helicopter pilot a flat tire on. It's always raining in in have a flat tire and probably a half a mile away from work and I go Maybe I can just drive it back to work on a flat tire because they don't want to get stuck having to change a tire out in the rain I can pull back into the garage and so I turn around and go probably a hundred yards in my car won't go anymore. I can hear the wheel so it's raining. You got a flat tire so I grabbed my cellphone and I start to try to call somebody in my phone. When I changed phones? I didn't put the the SIM card in an from an old friend of mine who phone some phone doesn't work so it's raining. I got a flat tire and my phone doesn't work can't get a hold of anybody so I I just put a backpack and walk in the rain back to work yesterday. Everybody was already gone. Mike D was here and I was like me. Call Me Uber Anita get home. I know so and then you know I have that roadside assistance and they could've changed tire but roadside assistance and it was raining. I was done but anyway it wasn't the best start to the day yesterday. Oh man because everything anything was wrong raining flat and by the way getting a wheel replaced which is not cheap and then add to walk to work because no one can pick me up an uber home and he was like are you Miguel and I was like your white guy ever because my these owner called him and he was like you Miguel and I was like C. S. Car but it ended up being okay. I got my phone fixed. Finally I always forget to change the SIM card and then I got my car fixed have a temporary tire on with the job to work today and just got to replace the wheel and stuff and they're going to do that when I go to New New York for John Party Thursday so but you didn't know I didn't say anything about it. I didn't even know call wine about it but it wasn't the the most solid start to the ED. I watched Lauren last night on dancing with the stars. I never watched the show was last night like just sat at home and watch the show because I never watched it before I went on and and then I was on the whole time in the one episode I could've watched. I was there for the Premiere and so I'm I'm watching it. I so I get home. and I'm kind of just watching the dances. I'm not watching the judge is really and I was just waiting for Lauren to go and Lauren Dances oposite possibly which is very serious and it's like. I think it's like a Spanish dance where your you you're angry the whole time and she was doing that song. What's wrong Libyan confident yeah that's on and so I have some of the judges here this is this is Keri in talking to Lauren after her dance? I love seeing you come out of your shell like this and you seem so conservative but not today not anymore. I'm your also extremely flexible. Shoulders were little high throughout you had one moment like when you when he took off the Cape and you're like God this feels good and I was loving you and then I think you lost your focus for a second because after that you came up and you went a little against so she did fine I think she got decent scores. She did not get eliminated which was great They kicked off the girl from the supremes last night she was older. I don't know that she was going to last a whole lot all along anyway but Lamar Odom when he finished his dance last night. Did you see him like wine. Here's a I'm going home yeah one suck and then to who he didn't do anything make people like him. You got to do one of the two but then he winds up on the stage like Lamar. How do you feel like men going home and they didn't go home wasn't even the bottom to do like a real gripe baby crybaby? It's going to be hard to come from the top in something that you do like basketball. He was obviously really good when he played right yeah but he's I've been struggling awhile so this is not a good look yeah so but he stayed on Ray Lewis and the girl from the supremes in the bottom two and then she lost so watch that Lauren lives to do another day I love you can text in your votes to makes it so much easier so we'll talk again next week but that's pretty pumped she was still on great gin score the hi there was sometimes I was like because she looks like she could really learn and dance. She'll be good by the time the season's over a a woman contracts a deadly flesh-eating bacteria while she's getting a manicure at a nail bar in Tennessee ever go do this yes and in Tennessee yeah. Jane Sharp suffered a small cut on her thumb at Jazzy Nail Bar afterwards he throbbing in her thumb quickly turned to agonizing zing pain she contracted necrotising fasciitis a rare but extremely vicious bacterial infection. They thought they might have to amputate arm. Oh my goodness she lost so much of a right thumbs tissue and it had to undergo skin graphs still no feeling has returned learned to her right hand. Oh Wow so what's happening here. Sometimes she because it's if you go in with an open wound or I guess if you get cut there which is really leave rare but I've even heard if you don't if you're going to get a pedicure and you're going to be sticking your legs into the little tub that everybody uses and stuff never shave the same. I'm day that you've got a pedicure. 'cause you nick yourself and you have an open wound and you go in there. I've heard that can then you get next thing. You know you have to get your leg amputated. That's what that's what I've heard next thing. You know that's quite the giant tax thing unite. That's what you need to remind yourself to be cautious because of the flesh eating bacteria that can then wanted to live there could be flesh-eating Bacteria Yana L. C. I feel like if you don't have open wound and then you're good sometimes you don't you don't know if you have over wounds tiny open wounds probably oh I thought that little cut underhand is like nothing now so before you go get anything done inspect your skin. How about we just don't have flesh bacterias and nail salon well? I know that they should probably early work on not having that too but when you go to a community place again or just get your your toes and nails yourself at home treat yourself feeling I just hear too many things about people having to get things amputated at the salons is a weren't that it is it worth worth a one thousand shot the abuse of abdicated yes okay well there. You have it. It's time for the good news the ninety two year old guy volunteers at a nursing home in his wife's honor as ninety two so when you walk around the Hebrew home senior living living facility in Riverdale New York you'll see a lot of people in their nineties. A lot of them are using walkers but one of them shouldn't be mistaken for resident. He's ninety two. He's Jerry and he's a volunteer on tier and he goes there to work. He first visited in two thousand seven when his wife was diagnosed with cancer and went there for care he said quote. I was here every day and wheel around Tom. We see a lot of lonely people in my wife said you know what later on you want to volunteer and I didn't think he would and she passed away and then years later his son was like doc. Remember what mom said so eight years ago. He signed up to visit seniors the nursing home and that's what he does he goes and hangs out talks with people because he doesn't want to feel lonely. That's awesome because there are some people I don't have anybody to talk to you because Your Dad's yeah and I see them and he sees them like he he has a feeding tube so he doesn't go down for like a lot of the meals but sometimes they'll just walk around and he notices that sometimes people sit some people are at a table full eight people having a good old time and then another table will be someone just sitting by themselves. No family to take care of me. I know didn't have any kids just last one standing. We'll go visit here these people visiting the clicks older. I still do a mean girls. No Oh well. I thought that was awesome. Story loved it and that's what this whole segments about right there. That was telling me something good good. How does the startup run by to college dropouts? Turn to the fastest growing watch brand in the world simple by making clean quality watches. You can actually actually afford hi. 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As long as you don't just don't go with an open wounded. Don't go anywhere with an open the odds you're going to get. You're going to be the one that gets infected. There's something I don't like that. What are the odds game like like you? Have you ever had a pedicure. Medicare will yeah when I was twelve and my mom was practicing thing for her. Whatever cosmetology yeah maybe I was like ten and she was trying to be someone who does nails on your hands and feet she'd have nobody to practice on? CBS practice on you so she would go to school with like fingernail Polish and let me tell you already wasn't cool and I was already getting picked on using data helped probably not so yes. I did a little bit but no I've never been like for fun so but I'm looking at these texts and there are a lot of people who are like yeah yeah. Don't go because here's one high a nurse here. The infection you guys were talking about is definitely serious. Oh yes I work in a unit where we get a lot of soft tissue patients the last few had that same disease or older men retired not only would women get it from going to the Nelson on these guys. Get it from going fishing and like get a little hooks in them. Apparently everybody's not talking about it and you can't fish anymore can do anything there you go. Thank you very much. I'm done done talking about. It just freaks me out scary. I don't like like it okay no more now salons when I run for governor no more nail salons or shut them down any of them and no more fishing no more fit nogo Arkansas praying. You'll beyond like game fish commission yeah so that's that's a weird that story. Why don't we play this game? I got a lot of people here that WANNA play Why don't we go to Christina in South Carolina on the phone and let's talk to her and see what she can do here? Christina are you there. I'm still here good morning there. She is everyone has go morning Christina. We're GONNA play the sixty seconds showdown. Are you familiar with the game no I'm all I'm all land sound smart. I bet you catch up easy here. We go. We'll put sixty seconds on the clock. If you answer all ten questions correctly you win the game if you don't know the answer we'll come back if you miss it. That's okay now if you win. It's one hundred bucks of my own money because station and doesn't give me any money to give away. This is big heart right here trying to give back to our listeners okay. You'RE GONNA play by the way I'm getting a lot of crap from text next as well for not changing my own flat in my car yesterday the you know how to do it yeah yeah. It was raining all race you in it. We go to pick a why would I if it's raining outside and my insurance has triple A. and I need to do show man. I don't have any get me started. I'm already tired. Today's a day where hit me from being a vegas woke up this morning. I was like good luck to amy because I am feeling cranky. We didn't send me the warning normally. Send me just a minute ago without feeling this way we everybody left the room Morgan between our talking and I was like I'm feeling it too and so we've decided that today's the day were hits us how tired we are today but her pretty good mood. I'm just a little tired ready to play Christina Gina. I'm ready. He's still there. I'm still here you go ahead. You go you go. The reason I called originally was to I know you're in a bad mood already but not a bad modem just tired okay. Let her finish just tired. I am a little cranky but if you realize lied your crankiness and you adjust on the other side of it I think that's great self awareness. I try to do that once a month. Go go go Christina's uh-huh to help you pronounce necrotizing Fasciitis have I don't get that but even when I was saying and I was like how to say it but I'm GonNa give it a round. Are you a nurse or doctor. I I've been in our end for twenty something years but now I work for coroner's office. Oh Wow that's that's got to be in ten dead bodies. Every day. Got Like What do you do with them on? It's called medical legal up investigator. Oh you investigate how they died. Yes I'm not happy with that smile because I thought maybe maybe she was having the be the one that did the make up and stuff which to me would just you know I come out and examine in the body and I go over the medical records and I sometimes come up with the cause of death. Okay see that's fascinating. I agree but you were like. Do you put the suit autumn autumn before the funeral like no one no thought she didn't but then she said what she really did and I was like wow. I thought you're totally desensitized all this stuff. That's right Christina pretty much crazy. You see dead bodies children get to you about that. Yeah okay well yeah. I'm GONNA give you three categories Gorey's Christina what you'd rather play. Gosh hold on so have you have you ever a body came in with this disease and you. That's how you figure it out. They died. No No. We've never had a necrotizing can get pedicures. I I wouldn't go get my enemies like if you have an open wound did you shouldn't go out no crap. You shouldn't go out anywhere. Okay ready here. We go your three categories. Are Nineties Country Disney movies or science chance now you get to pick and if you get all ten questions right. They're all pretty easy you win. One hundred dollars of bobby's money go ahead. Oh Lord Mounds uh-huh Country Disney movies or science science right. She's let's go Disneyland. I do like that. I have a bachelor's degree in science. I don't have confidence that I'll get the right all right Braggart. WE SMARTER THAN US no one wrong and then not okay you have ten questions wins get alternative. Ryan sixty seconds went one hundred dollars cash when the first question ends when the timer starts. Are we ready to go here. We go question number one Disney movies what is Cinderella's slipper made of corrected a how many dwarves are there in snow white correct a whole new world is from what Disney movie Aladdin hadn't correct. What's the name of the Little Mermaid Ariel correct what color are mickey mouse shorts bread correct in the movie frozen which song does elsa seeing as she builds the castle? Go correct. What's the name of the boy who who owns buzz light year in toy story Andy correct wow remember me is a song from what Disney movie movie remember me? Oh God I have no idea cocoa correct. Wow who is the voice of woody in toy story correct. What's the name of Simba's father in the Lion King Ios God? Oh my God you have known what's the name of Simba's father in the lion king show sure why not set on cocoa she would have had it. Oh man wow wow she got every single one right. She got nine right yeah. Did you know cocoa. No you did not you did not get ten right you not in time. If you got cocoa you know cocoa or was that I guess it was absolute guests. I thought I remembered something about a song on the Oscars or something the man I wish you would have just guessed that I'm rooting for somebody to nail and if she just went with what I did was she did get them all right. That's impressive no she didn't she got them Albright. Bright Fossa thinks you should win the money. Give it to her the beginning 'cause all into it because I was excited for her but you know what I don't even care. I don't even care about the money I just WanNa. Be Right right all right. We'll give you that was was right. I was right and so you can be married to her. I WANNA BE I WANNA be right. Okay Yeah. That's it. That's it happened money. Okay I will not give you one hundred bucks in my cash however I won't give you. Do you have a cracker barrel near you. Yeah Okay Cool. I'm GonNa give have you for listening to our show. we'll give you fifty dollars gift card. Thanks to our friends at cracker barrel in honor of their fiftieth anniversary this year cracker barrel fifty dollar Gift Card. Get your chicken fried steak or chicken fried chicken or or Fried Chicken okay I appreciate it. Thank you for playing you. Were the closest that we've ever had to win that game. If you're gonNA just guess co you had it. I didn't like it was a sweet boy. I gotTA stop. She would've guessed it quicker. She would've got it. That's how to win that game. You gotta just go boom because there's enough time to get them all but you gotta go one two three and I read them okay. I'm GonNa put you on hold i. I like you Christina think you're a good person. Put on hold. We're GONNA give you this fifty dollars gift card to cracker barrel. Thanks to crack a room they they pulled in the audio from the game to see if she said Move Faucet for Oh yeah yeah why request this here and if she did y'all move says the tend to answer uh than we'll give the money because we have our info gift a gift card. I mean people like you read the questions to slow no because if I stumble on the question it sets the whole thing back so I read the question very straightforward at a normal rate. I'm not rushing through questions because if I miss read the question that's an extra lost three or four seconds so so are we ready here we go. Let's see if she said move foster if she did then and I home i. I'm shame I'm full shame. Let's see here. We go correct. What's the name of Simba's father in the Lion King here uh-huh by the way my question reading gets a slow either? I hear that's a good question read about what's Bobby by the way as soon as it goes. That sound starts. That's the end. We do need need a better timer because I but she didn't get it correct. What's the name of Simba's father in the Lion King Talk Okay there? We go so you got me on text. If I texted me like shoo join it you didn't that was the official review yeah how you feel about that yeah. She didn't even say move Osei yet even know it I guess she did. She wants people to know. She knew you'll know about that Google. That shouldn't time there mel an American Airlines fly makes an emergency landing in Denver after an unruly passenger punches seats smoke cigarettes and yells. You're all screwed. Can you imagine if the plane had to go down because of an idiot on a flight not a terror terrorist are going to be tied up but just somebody will be so mad like somebody who probably punch on right. I mean yeah especially. If you have a connector then you miss your you know you're playing your whole. Day gets derailed all because of this guy just being an idiot to not sick if you have a peanut explosion in your body totally gets a whole different thing but no he lit up a cigarette in the cabinet. The bathroom is about an hour to its journey when the pastor began hitting the chair in front of them and swearing another passenger. Oh man sometimes the people 'cause I fly a lot for work. People should be kicking my chair dump. What do you do? Oh Mrs. This is how my just ignore it. We here's my move. It's horrible. Though Mahmoud is this it comes on stage is so it's hard to turn around all the way without really really being obvious so if someone's kicking my seat to right the first thing I do just raised my head up straight up just so they can see someone sitting there that there's somebody in the chair and did you see that something's uncomfortable my bags. I'm going to sit up okay and then if you can sometimes it's adults ended realize they're doing it so kick. Kick kick kick. I'm fine. I do it again. I set set up a little taller and this time I do about a twenty degree. Turn like I'm confused as to where it's coming from. Even though you know where it's coming from but I go hunt and I go and just a little homework is a little disillusioned log C K fine if they keep doing it. I'll give them the full turn and it's just a slight I contact but I will get up and turnaround like this and I will go and then I'll turn back around and sit down. Do you say anything like Oh. Excuse me. Did you need something. Nope because you keep trying to get my attention. I just stare volume. Okay okay quickly though sometimes it's a kid though and then there and you can't really turn to the more yeah I I want to but then I I don't. I'm always to chicken but I'm I'm always so confused by parents. Don't pay attention if their kid is kicking the back and see or not well then if it doesn't work I do the same thanks stand up turnaround. I then light a cigarette in front of me. I deal with this guy did start yelling things. I'd never seen a cigarette yeah and they're expensive kids listen. I'll talk to you practically for a second. Don't smoke is expensive. Also smoke is terrible for you but if anything it's a dumb habit it's really expensive so aside from it being it is not cool not cool. Don't smoke is it's gross. Nobody wants to kiss you. Nosy will smoke now because they started smoking. They wish maybe they had never started but it's so addictive never met anybody who goes you know one of the best things. I did a lot for start smoking seven years ago ago never met a single person. Says says that people who smoke it's going down you know less people are smoking but don't do it. Kids is it expensive is bad for you. People don't want to like lick your mouth. Your mouth got cigarette in it. Yeah thank you. The more you know. Thank you very much. Well good. Luck your mouth example yeah I I. I don't even know if I've ever I couldn't date somebody smokes. Oh yeah like the end couldn't do it. That's a deal breaker so girl that no no I don't would. Did you really do the duped guess in how they work for you rose. Sometimes I mean they're just spit. Cups everywhere stinks Morgan number two. You're dating right now. Would you do the dips oops. No I've done it before and it was not fun but would it keep you from dating somebody. I know you're is immediately then no not right away but I would. I would hope that they would plan to quit would be the in thing everybody plans to quit. My husband was dipping in he was dipping as he was flying planes like keep them alert. Yes so I was like okay fine. I get it if you have a long flight. You're on the Air Force Papa dip in. It's probably safer you. A lot of pilots do do it but still find that dip cannons flights you old you get pretty mad because so then I would just pull up pictures of people that had to lose like half their face to jaw surgery because they got cancer with the this is the super worst case scenario. It was an everyday thing. Look this can happen to you. I know I'm not going to do with you. In the Nail Salon picture somebody with gangrene stopped going because it can happen to you. Okay let me take off from Eddie and Florida who has called show Eddie a you're on bobby bones show what's happening. Hey how you doing bobby say. I just want to tell you that all forms of law enforcement including clued in growth deputies and corrections really appreciate the positive and everything that you and amy lunch and Eddie all y'all been Su without this show so it really helps us in the long run. Well I appreciate what you do. I mean you know I talked to a lot of cops and I tore constantly so a lot of police officers who come out and do security venues and I do a lot of time to sit and talk with them and I think that's where my sensitivities come from from just having a pull someone someone over and talk to officers who risk their lives every single time they walk up to a car like thinking about that they gotta pull the car over just to give them a ticket or a light is out but they don't know what's inside that car. They don't know someone's GonNa pull a gun. They're gonNA drive off every single time. It's like their plan a lottery where you don't really WanNa prize you can only lose a prize and so you know the fact that you guys are out doing that keeping US safe. I appreciate that so thank you very much thank you sir have a good day. I was watching a clip yesterday of a wrestler. WWe Wrestler and she was pulled over by a cop and he basically the video and and she's doing some stuff in Canada newer name but some of these really new wrestlers. I don't know and the COP pulled over to don't you know I am a ticket. I'm wwe superstar in the officers like I don't care who you are in your whatever it's I'm watching it a little irritated because I'm not big on the disrespect to the law enforcement. Lacy Evans's her name and I I'm here. Is that a wrestling name. Lacey Evans Yeah turns out. It was all a bit Oh she was looking. They were doing something to get a promotion in Canada. They'd set it up but I was irritated by the whole thing so much so oh that I went back to see what the the blowback was about six hours later it was still sitting there. I was bothered by like who would do that if they were speeding you got caught and you're just making it worse for yourself yourself arguing with the police officer but Lacy Evans. WWE superstar she says his prior law enforcement myself and a United States marine because she wasn't marine well. I I do not condone agree or promote disrespecting or making officers harder than they already are. The video is critical both parties to promote a local live event taking place in the Edmonton area as a sports entertainers my job and not only entertain on and on and on but I'm assuming that that was all a bit right and this is some kind of I think it was a bit because a little over the top but yeah you ever watch wrestling now. I don't really either how but I will read wrestling twitter whenever they do the big events I I I I started wrestling twitter. Really interesting is if the kid now not even as a kid or an adult. Sometimes I guess I watch those diva twins on e. or something. Now does the models or they without the twin girls that there are Bella twins right. Maybe it is Bella twins. That's one of my all sorts of dating eating it brought back on the show. The one is John Cena imagine that Magin following Johnson thing to me me and it shouldn't be with girls Jay Johnson specifically giving dated somebody like super famous or super muscular yeah there there is such thing as too muscular thing. I'm always like compare him back. That's natural thing you're on Kito to get even smaller hater so. Aj McLean of the backstreet boys coming over the house today to do a bobby cast and so that'd be pretty cool. Yeah that's awesome. I didn't know if he was going to get in time because I'm leaving tomorrow to go to New York and he's coming in. I'm going out but if you subscribe to the Bobby cast it will pop up in your feet and when it's done and you can hear that that interview. I don't know we're GONNA talk about. We haven't done it yet but as soon as he lands at the airport is coming over to the house to do that so pretty go on I mean I mean we know each other a little bit. Yes you'll be. You'll be cool yeah so I'm I'm calling. I'm on ankle uncle today on the post show pre show so after the show is over we continue going and I got a few things that we're gonNA talk about well. Oh I got to know yesterday today. The yesterday's post show pre show is the best one ever listened because we're here's amy. Did we do something called rejected. Segments in the rejected segment was amy wanting to do a draft of potential girls. Also I would date could date yeah yeah so is this murky water it'd be walking in but that that was so good it could have been on the real so good we did it and we just kind of slowly waded into it. We were bobby said we'll do Enron in the no cell phone. We did two rounds three rounds. Okay see and I. I don't know that that's what they were referring to but they did say it was the best I'm sure that's what it was. It was funny. Yes on today's post. Show pre show Raymundo went to a family friendly bar and says it was a disaster astor so we'll talk about that. I don't know we'll talk. I don't know we haven't done it yet. Show is not over and then your new fifth thing adding tomorrow or today today. What's what is it? That's my QNA episode talking about why answer questions I talk about like public speaking seeking I had a guest on with me and she does public speaking so she gave a good tip about if you ever have to speak in front of crowds and talk about putting coconut oil in your hair and taking the news new pills pills pill now. It's like a Collagen fill the for someone natural Collagen is natural. It's your body body produces a college in the natural for Macau. You eat meat dinner last night a beat Burger meatless Monday and just oh was it red. is pretty good. Wow true foods okay. They're like we have a new beat Burger. I was like Amnuay not I'm. I'm trying to kind of Kito anyway so I had a burger. I kinda can mess myself. It was beef yeah well. It tastes like bad beef which is okay. I'm and I'm only confused because you can have beef. Akita still have beats on Kito. I duNNo. I just let me get there. Whatever okay I'm I'm just I live my life okay? I'm living mostly Kito. Okay okay. I'm not somebody's preaching the Gospel now but can they beats on Kito like d ask You have to ask Array Mundell or he doesn't know he's got the microphone. He has nothing to add to the segment mighty. What is border beats on Kito say yeah yeah? I don't think so hard to broke the rules. I still had to beat Burger. I'm good I'm rebel. I've always been a rebel the biggest biggest three songs and Country Music Number Three Carrie underwood southbound speaking postal the number two Chris Lane. I don't know about you. What's your name? What's your birthday was miss? Danton food songwriter stays in my head until like a week ago like I know Chris I said before a lot of those dudes have song international dudes with songs songs but that's the one he used no. It's not it's not it's not the proposal Song Oh yeah I think that's his next single Gotcha but what's it called. This is a good one big big plans as they know that dude has hits mankind until but that song I hear it and I used to what is that in about third time I was like Oh the number one the number one song is Donna darks Bentley living off Galveston and some days you look at the entertainer of the year nominees for the CNA's because Carry Carrie is number three song here you go you have garth Kerry Eric Church Keith Urban Chris Stapleton. Who Do you entertainer of the year go go? Artworks is such an obvious thing might have last year right not sure I'm Kerry. I'm going carry I mean she is on tour right now. To Taller based on tour Keith won last year. Oh okay well then. Let's give it to carry so because garth one the year before then. I don't think it should be penalized for winning by the way the fact that Luke is not in this the disaster I know and it's it's nobody's fault because a lot of people vote on this to make it happen. It's like a board a panels. I used to think that that's like nobody. It's just that odd. People don't like thank you. That's what I used to be but yeah. The fact that Luke Bryan isn't in this Luke Bryan's getting Angelina Jolie laide meaning for so long Angelino was the hottest she won every award for hot hot woman hot woman hot woman so she wants so much that people are penalizing past success. There is zero reason Luke Bryan should not be on that list and Luke Bryan should probably have won it to everybody's deserving can't say that someone should be on the list but are you kidding me. Luke's not even on the list. He's our biggest superstar formatted right now like current superstars. He's the biggest. The fact that he's not on that list is a disaster I I think everybody assumed he would be on there so nobody put their time into them. We gotta remember that's not the case you gotta stick with them. That being said I think Kerry wins. I'd like to carry win and she's hosting the show. It'd be a great moment crushes. It comes out my vote is for vote. I get to vote. We voted already. No not on this one okay not the final vote carry Kyrie and boy. It's hard to not give it to Arthur church. They're both amazing too. Yeah I'm going. I'm going Kerry. He's won last cheers. I'M GONNA keep it from him. Joe Okay I know I I know because I like to spread the love around to like musically are probably listen more stapleton than anything but I don't think that he has done enough to be entertainer like entertainer to me like another facet of like you're doing some kind of other thing as well able to a male vocalist of the year though and you probably should anyway thank you a woman in Louisiana Lisi. Anna chased her dog into a petting zoo enclosure at a truck stop which by the way a lot happening there and and she was attacked by camel inside the petting zoo at the truck stop. He sat on her and she only survived because she bit the Campbell's testicles to get the camel off of her. I'm so glad you clarified this story for me. I didn't want to click on it when I saw it because all women bit Campbell's testicles and I didn't know why hey I didn't WanNa know why she wound up getting a ticket for trespassing. There's a truck stop in Louisiana. They have a six hundred pound camel named Casper living. They're in a petting zoo. That can't be good by the way like zoos. I don't like petting zoos truck stops. I'm okay with a good buddies but yeah they have a camel there so anyway the the dog runs off and is in there and she's like well so she runs in there and spooks to Campbell in the Campbell attacked her and then he pinned her against the wall and set on her I mean I wonder what that's in her mind. She's like I may die. What can I find to claw or bite? Well there is is is Nina odds time taken by what are the camels they can to so anyway she's fine camel sign. I think everybody's fine and she has a good story for bad story one one of the two we're done for the day and I have my chiropractor follow up appointments so I get my treatment plan today to figure out what I gotTa do to get my back better what about you interview ten thirty with Pop Culture Dot Com therapist diploma to one forty-five. Aj McLean coming over to the house from the backstreet boys to do a bobby cast. I'm GonNa Work Out and have dinner pretty busy day but I think the age I think it'll be fun and he's getting flying coming right over to the house so again. We spent a little time together and I wasn't sure he was coming over until late last night so subscribe to the Bobby cast that went pops up it hits right in your feet and you see see it so wherever you listen to your podcast check it out so yeah. Aj McLean that'd be pretty exciting so thank you guys see you on Wednesday. Show you can go vote in the draft at bobby bones dot com we did TV catchphrases today and go pick the team. The overall team that you think is the best. Are I call. We'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye C. on Wednesday show everybody Hi there. 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The 22nd Episode

That’s Wild Podcast

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The 22nd Episode

"O'hare what's up. Everybody we're back. That's wild podcast man. I told you he was gonna come back man. We're back you know. I'm tito p that's my boy e with me all the time as we got a very special guest today. We got the award winning. Brian hobby on the show with the name elliott. What's up bro. What's going on happy. I think it was more than once. Right yeah it was twice the hasn't been in four years but it's fine. I'm happy eight s s to more than we point. You're happy I wanna i wanna start this out a little different set a talking about radio. Let's say that you didn't get into radio. What career path. You think you would've tried to went with like something you might wanna to do. But what would you also say. It probably would have happened like something in your town. You live at home with my mom. I have no other plan did i. Don't i don't know how dude there were so many options people don't get it 'cause like you're in texas right Hito yes sir. Yes sir and were you ever. A brain isn't okay so those are two big markets. I mean you got be a massive tax guy at the bone in tampa but their the king. They're big fish small pond in chicago. It's like got all these little like fish in like a huge pond and there were so many option so like everybody was in radio off there. I mean there were so many shows the listen to and i remember. I was just like man. I want to do that. Like i would just like my mom would drive me to class. Or whatever and there'd be a show listen to in the morning or be a show to listen to in the afternoon dry really as prevalent now because everything's pre recorded man like in the ninety s and thousands thousand chicago dude. Everything was so exciting. You can listen to like mom and pop radio and it was exciting. And there's just. I was like man. I want to do this. How old were you when you start listening I think it was second grade. I started listening. I remember i went on this field trip to hold one six point seven the fish and it was like religious radio and i remember i just was really into it. Everybody else's board. I remember i just kept saying oh blah blah blah and the guy seemed like platter data personally cared and then i started to get into talk radio and fifth or sixth grade. They were shows that were just on in chicago. That you guys would know of belie-. I was like like i really wanted to do this. And then i really got into you like mid two thousand hip hop radio. So i i was really into power ninety in chicago. W. b ninety six. They were playing union twins matt and that sort of like fine my life man like i just love and i love rap now. I'm trying to like it. But man from like ninety nine to about two thousand. And i rap i like i can name anything like i think. That's nothing pizza. I i know we would not names or anything. But what was some of the radio host back today. so on ninety six is like sorta hip hop radio there is these two white dudes that are now almost seventy so. They were doing it when they were like fifty five chicago. They were called eddy and joe and they were on chicago and they made like million millions of dollars just as their base pay and that didn't include having major cellphone concerts and there was one guy named man who is in chicago and the two thousand ninety ninetieth. He's not really in radio anymore and there was like sports radio like sports. Radio in tampa is horrendous. If the joke besides the and battles who is the man everybody else in this town soccer sports radio sports radio in chicago man like if the bears sucked on a sunday you wanted to live the next morning to hear them. Just hear the part. They don't really do that in tampa. I mean you're gonna get more honest opinions about sports from my calendar than you are. Am sports radio. Because they're all they got the inside scoop on the team so they're never going to bash the team 'cause they don't wanna lose the fight fight while in chicago. There's this grittiness where it's like negative twenty hour you don't care and you'll bash the team so chicago i never want to go back to. I don't like chicago but i love chicago. it's a very. I'm very weird relationship with the city. I totally understand that. I was born in new york. I lived there. I was like maybe eleven moved to florida. Haven't been back. Never wanna move back. But i'm su- out. Say i was born in new york. Yeah what part of new york are you from. Rockaway queens nice. That's cool well as big popular back then when you were there. No god no. I'm forty four thirty. you're even then. That was thirty years. I just wasn't sure because i have a new found. Love for like biggie. And nas man. Like especially biggie. I watched the big documentary lakes. And i'm all about him now. I know i'm like thirty five years laid for thirty years. And let me send some big man now speaking of that documentary depth documentary. It blew my mind. They said that big use listen to country music all the time you as a smart dude. What i thought was fascinating. Hearing like he was like yelling crack out of the house and then his i feel kinda bad for his mom when she said that she thought it was mashed potatoes that he left on the windowsill. And then he's like. I've never been so mad at a dead person. I feel bad for her. I was like man. That's not a stock when you realize that your son was just dealing crack parmesan cheese goodall parmesan cheese man. Oh god was honored by. Hey so Would you being a radio industry for so long. What do you think about the whole transitioning onto hold zoom thing. I think like so how they're not grooming talent that transition. Yeah yeah i There's a weird thing where radio executives and radio hosts like men getting older band where like not sure where the business is going. Well we're not going to groom town and all the people that are getting older. The gen xers the baby boomers. They all were groomed. That sounds weird by like the people that were big back. Then and there's nobody really grooming talent and you have to do it on your own which is fine but then i never wanna hear radio executive or radio consultant or a program director. Sit around and wonder why there's no up and coming talent. I mean you don't have to pay them fulltime money but you could literally pay them part time money and give them a slot on the weekend or something overnight so i never want to hear anybody go man. Why is radio not doing the way it is because like you're just not grooming anybody. You're not running any talent. It's like like think about all the big names powered opie and anthony. They were they were brought in. Even billy madison. Mike help and then. The people drew around on the bunk. They all were given a huge chant and the people that hired them when they brought them in. it was controversial. You didn't know what you're going to get from them and other was there was a chance that they might tell. People were saying when michael to replace the previous morning guy. All my health is not going to last year. And he's been number one for seven years so all these radio executives that are doing mediocre with whatever they're overseeing they wonder why people are going to spotify or apple music because no one taking a risk. And it's it's something that nobody wants to say pedo everett. Nobody wants to say it. Because it's not fun to say and i come up like an entitled millennial what until the day you start grooming talent and you make people want to be there. I want to be at the bone. I'm lucky in at the bone. Because it's the one of kind. But i have friends and other markets that are just talking for sabotage it makes. It makes me so mad. Because it's like don't ever do you now do you. Is it more like the company up hires fall because that or is it the people to host that are not kinda like shellman loves it. It sort of okay. So there's really no culture to grow talent like the show host will show love and promote their cool. But they're never gonna go out of their way to promote the up and coming town so maybe i was incorrect in thinking about the genetics talent that now late forties and fifties maybe in the ninety s and eighty s. I have this imaginary idea that they were given a chance. Because maybe the previous generation was threatened by them. And maybe that never happened but it just seems like not a coincidence that for nineteen twenty when radio came out till about two thousand and five there was always new batches of talent coming and since the recession in oh eight they indicate every show and put them in a hundred cities and then wonder why. There's no talent. i don't have the solution. But i definitely see the. Nobody's taking a chain and it just doing cookie cutter the same thing. Everything sounds the same in every city. That's why like the bone. Billy madison and san antonio. That's why they sound different is because they're doing something different and it's working. It's you have to roll the dice at some point and nobody wants to roll the dice. And i literally talk about this forever but why why get mad about you. Know like what's the what's the point you gotta just keep grind and you. You can't even if you got obstacles on walls in front of you. You gotta climb over those laws by any means necessary. You bust your ass. you're always hustling. I mean eventually you. You're going to get a shot. i mean. I don't know why they run reruns on the weekend when they have you'd at you can you can. Obviously you can do your own show. Why not throw you on two three hours on saturday and sunday instead of having reruns because people love lives talk through i mean i guess get the word out but i'm just i don't know i don't have the solution so i'm never gonna pretend like i know but it just seems like they're just doing the same thing like you can listen to music anywhere so like you gotta bring in the town because every city only in tampa is there the bone. There's no other twenty four seven talk radio in any other talent unless it's like rush limbaugh refugees. There's nothing but all these successful music format in los angeles. You have the what he showed in san antonio you got billy madison for new york city. You got the breakfast club and ebro and in chicago you got brad I'm thinking you in. North carolina have asian. Tj you have talk shows that play music while the round in the morning and canada you have miguel and holly so like it working people. Just don't wanna roll the night. It's it's as simple as that. Do you have one person that you can credit with that. Got you into radio like you're always they'll always be in your head like thank god for that person they're the reason why i'm doing this I dunno it just kind of was just like thank god that i had a radio in my room or i could listen to anything i want. I think open right. I'm talking about like an actual person in radio actually like hold you in dow. I would probably say someone that. I can really turn to probably mike oliverio at the bone. He's like kind of a father figure to me Me and my kalpa. He's like the cool uncle that whatever you see him at a party you'll talk forever like you kinda. Give him his space. Like if i really need being taxed mike. But i'll talk to him when i need to social media so mike has been grade. Mike olivero john brennan Eric nagel who used to produce opium anthony ahead of mine last night. A huge people in different towns that i'll tax that i know from a radio convention. I went to recently man i I mean kind. Just planned a loner game like i don't know the quarantine or whatnot but i'll reach out for like six or seven radio friends i have. I don't know if you guys have this like tax conversation but it's still awkward to end especially if you're talking to dude. Hey love how you doing that. Weird thing where you don't know if you're gonna have to send a light like the thumbs off bro. I quit. I quit the people man. And there's no sarcasm and a text message either so shits off bet. You never know what somebody's saying in a text. So you're you're taking your show to like video when our angie. Yeah it did it. The whole thing man I'm on the no filter network which is for people that are outspoken and professional athletes that are wanting to do. Tv very confusing. I'm not very good with video. I kinda liked that. The guy told me to learn it myself. The person who runs the network he was essentially. Like i don't have time to keep like he did to zoom calls and he helped out and i sorta said to him kind of like a pussy. I if i ever need help. Can i email you. He's like. I said if i ever need help. Can i give you a tax. And he's like you can email me after the thing you need help with. But i don't really have the time today so it's been kind of an adventure trying to learn it. You know what. I mean on youtube man as the easiest way. Let me everything. I mean you saw. I had a hard time joining new. I i forgot to turn on my bluetooth but this is this is the future you need to know this man. It's not just you though man. A lot of people have trouble when they tried to get on the show man. It's like what the hell's going on. What the hell do i push. You know it's just you know it's not user friendly 'cause you're not used to it you don't use it. Every day is sitting you like you said confusing rod man. It gives me panic attack. Hey i want to backtrack a little to last question. I asked you. I said you know who who kinda credit to get you into radio. Who was the one person whether family member friends. That was trying to talk you out of getting into radio to remember. I don't mean interrupt. you now need supporter. My uncle ken out in los angeles. But i remember ten or eleven years ago. We were driving to Universal los angeles and at that time. They've since left radio but the big show in los angeles kevin and being and they were on like thirty five years and they were like the like wacky morning. Show for like the baby boomers since the eighties through like twenty eighteen or whatever i remember i was like this is the type of show. I wanna do at my uncle's like well. There's only two kevin and bean. And i remember that moment. I've even told him and he's like well. I'm glad you didn't listen to me. But that moment right there i remember. I was so mad. I you should pick a job. They has you have a better chance of making 'cause look there's just one kevin and bean and that line right there like i remember being him talk all the time at that moment like dad really pissed me off i remember. I was descended into car in los angeles traffic. I was so mad. Ryan ryan i do have to say i understand. I understand where you're coming from. But i don't feel like that. Was that harsh. I there are some people who like spanish mom when she liked she was like she aided the fact so he could have potentially stopped doing it and went into other feel like. I don't think that was that bad. It wasn't but it was just like the lack of encouragement. I i mean. I was a bitch. Ten years ago. I was the biggest pussy growing up. Like it wasn't a toy. Join a bone that i manned up like i cringe at who i was a teenager so i was very soft and that came from like i guess being made on it but i thought it made me so mad when he said i remember. I was like clenching. Marcus i was like what you're paying for my vacation. I shouldn't be at you but you gotta think of now because he lived at fire on your ass and now look what you're al i was ever. I can't explain to you how i dismember. I was like grinding my teeth. you'll county. Yeah that's good shit man. Hell yeah now you you on. The radio was a rover. Yeah oh man. Oh god i don't even oh man is a fascinating. So okay. I'm gonna just don't even know okay howard. Okay so i'm gonna give you the brief synopsis. I are so howard left. Radio in two thousand and five. Oh sex to go to syria so they put adam corolla in the west coast to be the replacement they put. David lee roth in new york. And then they put rover in chicago and adam karol has gone on to do well with david. Lee roth was out for like two months. And then they put an opium anthony and then rover was out after like seven in chicago. And bob and i was like his biggest fan like for the seven months was in chicago in the morning. I would let them so then after he laughed. I didn't really hear his show until they created the iheartradio app and like twenty eleven. So then i started listening from like twenty eleven toll twenty fourteen and he makes fun of everybody on his show but like in like vicious way like he's the authority on everything. But i thought if i were to work for his show that for some reason him being a sociopath he was going to be nice to me so when there was an opening and like no better when there was an opening to join his show. I was like oh i got to join a show and i joined the show in and I mean he talked about me on friday for twenty minutes. I mean when i when i When i interviewed eric nagel last night. he said something he's like man. You got an obsession with roller. I went not really. But i think he's got an obsession with me because they let me go. I worked there from january. Twenty fifteen told saint patrick's day twenty fifteen because i got blackout wrong. Allegedly smoked a listener in an alley. And then they send me home because there was a bar crawl and they send me home and i walked back to the bar thinking they were kidding around. 'cause they're shock. Jocks and cleveland like rover got He was found not guilty but he was charged with shoving an undercover cop and cleveland. So like i thought. I was just billy bad ass hanging out these bad asses not knowing that they hated me and wanted me to leave so then i got fired on march eighteenth so then rob who worked on a mike healthy show for a time worked for rover and knew what rover was like. Then i broke my lease in cleveland After living there for three months and moved to tampa and then did promotion for three years. And now i produced the weekend programming. But that's pretty much. The rover synopsis is like she continues to bash me. All the fans will write. These mean things. And i'm like god. How archaic do you look that you let me go. And there's something inside of you where it pisses you off that. I'm doing well now. And when i was on your show i was this goofy virgin. I've had to go to therapy about it. Because i will get the I will get tweet. And i'm pretty sure you see tito all the fucking assholes download other that makes go away you you literally have one. Shut up ryan you got to really look at. It is if he keeps talking about you. He's just exposing you to a big audience yet. There's going to be a lot of people that hate you. But he's also turning you onto some new fans that like. Oh this guy's pretty good he don't you can. I'll see you like some of my responses on twitter. You'll see what i have to explain the everett right. He doesn't he. Doesn't have to explain to me tito i used to go. I have to say that they're just like it's just assholes and they're just trolls you know. And they're trolling the troll. And you know. I see it and i. It's all over fucking twitter. Do but i have to say man. You know I have to give you props because it takes a lot of fucking balls even come out and get your voice out and be heard man and do show like you man. Holy shit do like. Hey man dude. I give much respect. S fucking bad. I'm big in your thing that you you're in your chain free sediment free said i'm really big on change now. I'm wearing one right now. joe. I love it. He's own without when i'm jay. I do have a chain but then get into the way of the best wild wildcard. I don't you don't mess up the marketing okay. Yeah he's got hurt yellow ryan. What's what's since you've been in radio. What's the craziest stunts that somebody's had you do. And also what's the the the best thing that's ever happened like you went to some crazy concert. So what's the worst thing about radio had you do. What's the best thing that radio's brought you my kalpa. Six years ago had me good taste by dominatrix. And i do not the delivery that night and she kept painting my ass and i had like these red mark all over and for good radio i talked back to her and i said i said you're not gonna do anything honey and she got mad and she started whipping me in that spot. Sounds like a good time. what are you talking about. I'm not into pain bra. You can raise. I think every just pulled up what he's into low key low key. I'm not into pain raw intercourse. I do not need a connects intercourse. You get whipped and then you have intercourse. Oh no don't need a wit my ass for me to get off man. No god hurt you. Growing up your ryan. What so was that. What about what about when you had a box. That girl that had to be awkward is hell. That twenty seventeen is just a weird year. I was dating a sociopath thought. A woman in a punch book right there. I drove up to chicago for irma. And i miss the celtics. Crews i mean twenty. Seventeen is a year. I kind of depressed but yeah it's crazy that i bought a chicken a punch out. I mean i. I don't know i don't have to say hey man shit they're just trying to get you out there. Put your name out there. Man gotta do a big event do it. You know fuck it. My favorite memory was they had the war of dildos or something where people were whipping. Each other with dildos was the fight before my fight and my favorite memory of that punchout was the crowd. unanimously chanting. You hear dildo for five minutes. That's my memory of that punch is was that the one that was downtown saying because i think that was a genus. Yeah yeah i i was there. I ended up having to leave early because the group. I was with none of them. Listen to the bone they basically i drug all down there and then they just want to go to clubs so i didn't get to see most of it. It was odd experience on respond bro. I could do it again. It was just that was funny. And then i walked off like a little bitch out there. Losing like went home. And i remember i just i was home within twenty minutes from i remember i was like i probably shouldn't have laughed but i did. I was just such a bitch and twenty seventeen illiterate. He's got what is the greatest experience you had because your radio. I don't know man hard one way. Ryan. it's not good that like anytime a bad experience you infinitely have story after story. I'm like give me a good experience. You like oh man. I mean i guess you can look at it that way. It's just it's just weird. They're like i produce shows where we turn onto. Mike and people could hear us anywhere on the on the mobile phone on the radio. If you're in tampa. It's just bizarre and the memory of listeners. This very interesting people will be like. Oh i remember when you did this. And i don't even i think the listeners solicitors carrying 'cause i used to be like that and since i work in and now i see how the pizza's made so i kind of lost a little bit of passion to listen but seeing the listener like if somebody wants to take us me like last week at a raptors game like that was just so flattering. Because i can't imagine like wanting to take a selfie with me and wanting to on your phone things like that. I just are so cool and like even if i get the negatively on twitter. I'm getting better laughing. It's just the fact that somebody takes time to like. Think of me to think about the people i work. What is just fascinating ryan. You got you got all this shit. Roll off your show. You what you gotta understand. Is that person. You don't know that person you're not going to hang out doesn't mean shit like people talk all the time i i don't just say i don't care i don't really care i don't know you you just your mouth and making words talk about my mom talk about my gir- it's words. I don't care ever. Does the of ever amen keep talking about what i'll read sweetie you just keep talking. Hey hey you know what. Hey you you haven ever doesn't understand the anxiety opened up your fucking twitter z. Fucking people just hating on god. Damn bro you know. After a while and fucking deteriorates on the you know what. I mean like fog ryan. You're on you're on a different level to me. I had a lot of hate. But you're on a diff- low art. Imagine you're getting it all fucking day. Not as much any more. But it's more annoying when like the occasional. It'll always be when i'm waking up at like three in the morning to go work at the ball and like somebody tweets you saw. You're never gonna make it about you. Always win. Like i'm really tired and i just don't need that at three in the morning. Those are the ones that are annoying. If i'm like post workout gym and i feel alive. That's fine but it'll be like when i've been at work all day and some asshole from largo is like tweeting. Oh you suck on. Mike osha on. It's like god damn. I'm putting in a lot of work. Shut off behind his board and do something. But i mean it's like they got like maybe ten followers and they're sitting there and it's like what the hell do like. Why are you just all. Hey you hate everything. Yeah and then like. I don't know it's tiring io twitter negative brendan shaab. Used to be a ufc fighter. Now he does podcasts. Stand up comedian. I've seen his name. I don't know much bottom. But yo- all he does on social media is post and get out hosting get out unique. You should probably do that like maybe like a week here week here just because it gets worked up just so it doesn't get you worked up. Just post your shit get out. Don't read anything. yeah you're right. I address this man You said your last interview with what was his name. Eric nagler said. I heard that man and i have to say dude. I was astonished of how much information that man was. Just spitting out. That was awesome bro. Like for rude you know. He's a radio machine. It's very influential. I was like and then he was like debating me he would like. I would have like an opinion. That i think is correct. And he'd be like no no. And you'd talk performance and all wireless incorrect. And i was like well damn awesome interview man much props dude hell. Yeah that was awesome. I listened to the what's the one you sent me today to The co vino. Yeah listen to that. One ellison the monica whenever both good man. You're doing a good job interview. People deal the casino. One was dope. Man yeah casinos. A good dude man. It comes from. And i'm not kissing disaster disease. The main duda. Why don't you five the bug. But it's really just like listening to him just casually. The people is the approach. I go for and i don't have like an agenda. I just kind of like listen to what they're saying. And i try to figure out what to say next. Very nerve wracking but it's fun. It is especially when you talk it like like you know somebody that you really you know have emotions and have like you know a a feel for you get super nervous and like the other day i was nervous about dropping an intro and i was like fuck i hope. I don't stutter. You know what. I mean like god damn shit like that fox bad man. Eric is a weird one. Because like i'm really not incredibly close to him but like we're tight and like last night i was just nervous because you is like we're doing it through zoom and i was like oh okay yeah designing this whole zoom thing man just took over everything like the whole quarantine thing fucked everything up man. Because he's like we used to get together and have these podcasts. You know invite people over and everybody would jump on the show and stuff but now all this fucking court. You can't do this shit. No more i know going on forever never going on no shit shit man. I appreciate you coming on. Hoppy man this man. I'm honored edgy. Came on it was a privileged talking to you bro. I'm honored that you feel honored to have me on. I appreciate you got ryan stop. Let knows people drive you crazy them. I will stop thought the haters abroad. I appreciate you. I appreciate it. I remember ladder. Hell yeah man. A dope brought another episode in the books. Baby havi came on shoe. This was also appreciate everybody tuning in baby. A tito was like i know we gotta guess tomorrow. We got Coming up tomorrow. We got that comedian. Do coming up on. Tuesday your user after that we might have to do a solo one because we get like to like what happened to all the bullshit talked. We're doing it man. Hey everybody listen. This is doubt baby. Y'all have a.

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"What's going on everybody? Welcome to another exciting episode talks with jeopardy today I want to discuss the movie I just washed over the weekend. A chance took me for a little bit of a right at the end kind of shocked I'm also going to talk about the time, I almost drowned kind of funny story behind that they would finish it up with a little bit of how life easy for a ride, so let's get started. Guys ever seen a movie. That just fucks you up at the very end. Let me. Tell you something that happens me over the weekend. I watched the movie uncut gems for you who don't know. It's the new movie with Adam Sandler and if fucked me up, bad, so summarize it pretty quickly the movies about. This guy who was a gambler and he goes through his life, trying to figure out how to pay off his debts. He hit a whole bunch of money to get diamond from Africa to sell it. He was gonNA make a million dollars of fucking got you know is chain rock in fucking only got one hundred thousand dollars for it, and then he goes on to proceed to make a deal with Garnett to make a bet for the final game. The NBA finals hints of winning and he makes a million dollars for that first of all he made. He sends his fucking girlfriend, who was his fucking side piece to Mohegan Sun I, believe to make a at for the million dollars, which he pretty much worked out and chemical. WHO's fucking being a symptom whole time this fucking girl to be want. She's fucking fucking the weekend fucking Batmobile fucking bar. But that's out there so. What about the movie is that at the fucking end? He gets shot. Now I will be okay with this if you got shot by his brother-in-law. Who is the bad guy? This entire movie, but the guy who fucking shoots him is his brother's laws. Lackey. Who's who has worked for him? It's even somebody that's relevant in the movie. And on top of that, his fucking latkes shoots his brother-in-law the whole so at the end of the day. The Guy who wants the money gets killed. The Guy who wins a million dollars gets killed and you have this schmuck. Just robbing his fucking store because he owns a pawnshop, and this girl has a million dollars, and she's in Mohegan Sun with it. And she's flying home and doesn't know what to do. I will here's my problem with that, too. You don't know what happens to the girl. Does she keep the money? Does she go back and get killed. Or, she go back to fucking the weekend. You don't know. These answer questions want to know. and. You can't make a part because he's dead. And nobody wants to watch fucking movie about some thought. Going around fucking dudes so that kind of little you know. Comey Mad. It's Kinda stupid if you asked me as directing director. But I wouldn't do that. I would try fucking find a way to tidy and I would have kept him alive to be honest. You know he's your from the entire movie to get his debt. fucking blows it. He doesn't blower, but the guy for them, but you know what I mean stupid. And believe it, or it was actually really good performance by Adam. Sandler the the them. We had some questions like but Adam Sandler let me tell you something. This man got fucking robbed of an Oscar from this movie. This guy had a performance. Top Notch I think his best movie besides this one was probably. So Happy Gilmore. I, would I would say or Billy Madison whichever one you're. Personally like Mr Deeds, but he did a fucking. Great job should want to Oscar. Fuck the Oscars for not giving him the award for that. We'll see what happens if you mix the movie of this. If he makes the dramatic movie like this one, I definitely will watch it. I mean I guess I was fucking shock. How good he was! Hopefully they can do better plot writing. Who knows? fucking, Akil at the end. Kinda stupid. You know like that takes you for a ride your whole life. You build a family and then what's boom? It's gone the second. I don't know how many people can relate to that. What's kind of stupid? Unfortunately I can kind of relate to that. That's the point where I. fucking gambling and get shot, but I'm GONNA fucking died. Believe it or not. It's a kind of a funny story behind it, too. So about about two years ago, I went to Lake George Camping with a couple of friends. and was a pretty good trip started off when we went up to get. Your little can't cy. A little campfire got a whole bunch of beer wasting four so the next day. You know we're a little bit hung over I'm like you know what one of our buddies like. Let's go onto boats. One hundred bucks per person. We said Fuck. It got the money. Let's go, so we rent a boat. And this is in Lake, George. Anybody who hasn't been there later pretty big on the Lakers kinda huge in my opinion. I mean for anybody's opinion. Is You look at the fucking Huger Fuck Moron? But we get the boat we on there. We had our way know. We have a couple of beers in the bow drinking having fun and we get a to the boat. The first omen that I should've saw one fucking got the boat. I try to get onto bow, and I slipped, and I caught myself on the dock and the guy the guy who was renting as the book said. Hey, there's a life jacket. In the fucking Tame, you want to wear it I mean he's. He recommends we all were. Me Trauma little tough guys like nodding. fucking lifejacket knew how to swim I swim in pools, our four feet tall before I should be fine. You know a lake that's almost twenty feet deep, compared to four feet pool, but hey, you live and learn right so fucking. Forget the life jacket the boat we saw heading our way. We get to the middle of the lake. Where can start tubing? Our first friend goes, and he goes in. A Tube looks pretty easy. Just hop on it. You fall off. You swim back to the boat. I said Fuck it might turn on a boat. I go on a tube and full off like an old person was now like I said. I'm a pretty good strong swimmer when he comes swinging a four-foot cool. I kind of took for granted the fucking twenty feet. This lake was and they say to this day. There is no waves till they I I. I'll say there was fucking ways in this lake from where don't ask me they were there. So I started going back to the bow. Our friend things. It's a bright idea. Hey, let me move the boat about another thirty feet. Now at this point I'm gassed. I'm not the best of shape and swimming, definitely, not my strong suit. So I'm just tired, so I start treading water now treading water for me like I said it's not the best thing I'm over here. Just treading water weight in the ways in my face. Luckily, they're not sea salt, but still getting my face getting my eyes. And I finally looked up into the blue sky and I said baby Jesus. Time I go. In? I literally gave up on life at that moment. There's only a few times in laughter I will see you know what I'm okay dying and one of that time I was like you know what I'm okay dying. I pretty much looked opposite. Can't do this anymore. I mean idiot for pretty myself in this position. And this is the way I'm going out. Going out. So I started going underneath the water I see the boat circling coming back around I, said Baby Lord Jesus here I come. Started I started rounding flop in you know. Flopping around like fucking wail can swim. My friend jumps into the water and pulls me out. Then they come on back on a boat. Now I don't do. Somebody gave him CPR. Arnaud was I woke up. And then I go and I I just start sun beating in front of the boat at this point so fucking and shock by body's trembling. Don't know what's going on so i. just take a nap. On further boat sunbathing like a washed up saline line. Realizing that I almost died. I don't know. How many have you ever been in that position? But it's a very come to term moment. We just give up on your life. You know things you can't control. The only other time that I said I will give up on. Life is if I ever have to fuck and hang from a cliff. And why because I can't do fucking pull up now. You would think. Why are you just to pull up? Because I've got I. Don't have the time nor need to vote. pull up, and I find myself in a mountain and I'm fucking hanging off a cliff because my dumb ass decides to hang to do something stupid and I had to either decide pull myself up. Or fucking! Often die. I'm content with falling off undying now people. Sat. Right? Know what's sad is I. Don't have the fucking brains to think. Not put myself in that position which I didn't do when I was fucking going on this boat. That lifejacket lesson learned life Kim pretty fast. And, now I know in a future life lifejacket doesn't I'm not going to go to? From that point. I learned my lesson. I learned how to tread water for a better bid amount. And I started swimming in deeper pools. Now. I'm a pretty decent swimmer, so you see. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. That's why life comes at you. Fast. Tell you it's something shocking. And, a lot of people don't realize how quickly things can change in their life. So that's why I go out tonight. I always appreciated by. Just do what you want to make you happy. Fuck answering people you don't have to I always say to answer to nobody in life. Besides yourself and your God whichever religion that is, that's the only people you have to answer to. You don't have to answer to your mother. You don't have to answer to your father. Let's pay for your bills and at that point better answer to them. You don't have to nobody even your wife. Because at the end of day. She fucking leave you whenever she wants. There's no guarantees you'll stick around so just do what makes you happy? You're scared at your job or your now. Buckingham Leave, go start something new I started this podcast. Not Knowing where we're GONNA. Leave me. Look here for weeks in four episodes. Thanks, the fans will follow me, but just something to take a risk on. You know you wanna hit up this grow hetero slash dance. Don't be a simple about it, but slide into the U. Dub. WHO GIVES A fuck I? Get Double Time. Look at me. Shit. But you still got shot. Right has great Michael. Scott says you miss one hundred percent the shots you don't take. But. Do. What makes you happy? That's all I have to say. You know life's too way too short to be sitting there pouty. fucking blaming, the world! Saying it's this person's fault. It's that person's fault now. You gotTA. Do what makes you happy? You hate your job. Find a new one. You have a hobby. Get a new hobby. You got girlfriend traveling. You fucking crazy and playing games. Leave her ass. Don't be stupid. Just, do what makes you happy? Distress that. It makes you kinda wondering. There's a million things you can do out there. Shit. But he's fucking idiots who make millions of dollars from the stupid shit. For example quarter, daddy these fucking. People make a million dollars fucking talking about sex. Like. What? They're making a puck is my second Dick, and they're making half million dollars. Shit. All credit can make fucking half a million dollars something about. Doing stuff like that and that I would I would. I'm just saying money talks, but. Either way they said just do what you WANNA. Do It makes you happy? And the Dow was reading something from fucking. I was go back to this Guy David Goggin. He's a fucking. He's an animal when it comes to certain things you know. This man! His knee drained when out fucking ran a marathon a day. Who Does that? I wouldn't do that. Most people wouldn't do that, so. Find your motivation. I always say. If you need, actually I'm not going to say motivation. I WanNa, say this. Go out and find what you want to do because. If you need motivation to do something that means, you really didn't want it. Be would say what do you mean well, don't. Let me explain if I have to tell you, Hey! If you do this, I'll give you a million dollars. You would just do it. You wouldn't even think twice about it. But I have to keep asking you every day, saying hey, can you do this I'll give you a million dollars. You don't do it next day. I go in until you hey to this man dollars. You don't do it then I'm trying to motivate you to do something that you should just want to do. So, that's why just go, do makes you happy. Today's episode kind of a short one, but now we're getting there I. appreciate to everybody who's out here following me appreciate all the support. I do want WanNa give thanks to everybody who listened to my first episode about the running challenge. The out. Come was amazing we got we start a new challenge and we got almost thirty one people to do it. Our from doing a fucking running challenge of four people thirty one, so thank you to everybody who listened. It's being a great outcome. Great to see everybody come together. You happy stay healthy. Great so I appreciate all the love so. Stay safe out there. Face to starting today really when this is being recorded. Stay save social distance where your mask if you're going out to protest. I appreciate you for going out to protest I support the cause. Just be safe and be well. Everybody much love. Peace.

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087 Top 20 90's Comedies

Snarf Talk

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087 Top 20 90's Comedies

"He we. Were right back where we started in the House of snarf talk what episode is this shared eighty seven, eighty, seven, eighty, seven episodes of snarf talk in your your holes you're welcome twelve. Twelve more and we'll be episode one Honda. Thirteen. Well, this is the thirteen so. This is the eighty seventh. Yeah. So thirteen more while more than I. Get it. You're right Jerry I'm GonNa tell you what I'm so damn. Glad to be here right now I'm. So late. It is we're starting a lot later, Couso lowers pastor normal start time because of baseball baseball, we've been playing the beast bowl Bob. Berry but good to meet Maza. Masan. Baseball has happened tonight we want our last game. We won the season and that's it. It's over it's over we only had five total games. It was depressing I would like to play more but I had a lot of fun doing it and I feel like our team really was coming alive. Yeah I mean the team was coming alive the coaches were coming alive like everybody was into it. It was a really good thing. I'm really glad that we played this year between. So the way we did it this year like we normally have a Tri County baseball right? Kovic happened. In destroyed all of our hopes and dreams. Will then. We ended up having to teams in Zahn Luckily. of the same age group and we decided between coaches and parents and everyone agreed that we would play against each other. Yeah. So we had practices like normal It was much later than the normal, but we had practices, and then we ended up just having games against the other team. And we only had five, but it is what it is the sheer and it's better than not having anything because at this age. I think you need to play baseball yeah. I'm GonNa, tell you what it was a lot of fun. It's great. It's a lot of fun coaching I remember when my nephew is playing and helped coach a little bit. But my brother-in-law was the main coach through his entire career sure and I. Just I was younger, I was busy You know was working all the time I remember thinking like there's no way you thought you were busy until you had kids. Well, that's. But I remember thinking like there's no way I would ever dedicated that much time. To being a coach, right where my kids sport that's what I thought. And then I realized it doesn't matter because you're going to be there anyway. So if you're going to be there, you might as well be involved in. It's a lot of fun right if you're going to be there for your kid. During his games. We. Were talking about it before the game started like. I would much rather be on the field coaching. Then sit in the stands. Yeah. Absolutely. An have the nightmare of sitting in stained right you know what I mean because you only. When you're sitting in the stands you watch your son or daughter. When they're at the plate. And when they're making a play in the field. If you happen to notice that. There's so many other things going on like out in the stands where for me personally like I'm so incredibly social I want to talk to everyone all the time and then I won't pay attention to certain portions of the game. And I'll miss out. But in this aspect, while you're coaching, we don't miss out. One hundred percent involved all the time and it's It's so fun. Games it development of the kids and everything. It's a good time. I really enjoyed it. I'm sad the season's over been through five games. You could see the development and the like the betterment of everyone like everybody got better throughout the season even though it was only five I've got better as a coach yet. One hundred percent agreed because in the beginning you were just off. Like we were talking about the problem is I don't know Chris should be when I started I. My main goal for coaching was hitting. That's how I did like I hit kids concert. Okay Yeah. It was negative. You know and that was that was a problem at the time. We're like, you know what? Maybe it'll help those kids. Yeah. It didn't discipline now it didn't help them. It hurt them. Yeah. Physically mentally a couple of the first hospital I'm like you know maybe try another. Maybe we should try something different and we did and you know what happened we won games. Yeah we did we won. We won the season. So it was fun if you're watching on Youtube, that's why I'm dressed this way. Yes I. I don't have any of that. I do have a coach shirt on, but it's from the t-ball it is that never happened. It didn't transpire. You were also t-ball coaches. Correct. But somehow lucked out of do that because the season got cancelled. Yes in the word is luck. So anyway that's over. Our sole focus is with you guys and our new renewed focus which we discussed. Last week we did is JETPACK SAMURAI WE'RE GONNA, finish the comic for sure in the next month August is our month it always has been. It really has been because you finally catch it some sort of a mindset of like I want to do this again, it's more like I get caught up on my business. Yeah. But I mean there's that important. Well it is except for an August. Right so we're going to get caught up actually found this artist. I should jerry the other day who had a really reasonable fee. So I was able to get some stuff drawn. Yeah. We get off moved out there get the world churn again, get the fires burn the fire needs to burn Chris does need to burn I mean. To be fair the fires always been smoldering. At points. But it needs to be ablaze. Yes another baseball's over and work is settled down. We And we're immune. To. Kovin. So yeah, I think I already had it. Positive I did I think I had it in February rate when I got back from Disneyworld you did because. Marley, got sickness where she had a fever for a week. And I remember her saying to me my can't breathe very well and I think I should go to the hospital. Really, but it was like before we knew anything about Kelvin. So. She said that she had a really bad. She had a fever for almost a week. She had trouble breathing. She actually contemplated going hospital at one point and then she got better and after that I had a fever like two days two or three days and was right after we got back from Disneyworld? Right at the end of February and yeah, I mean it blew up after that so. What I do in the situations flex. Fuel. Have I told you before. Oh. Okay. All right. So you do know about this Jerry Flex. Yes. Yeah. I flex it out and it. Man I. Tell You would. It gets rid of sickness. And I just don't get sick. Even though is a very sickly child. You know as a child I didn't Didn't know how to flex right and now that I do. Oh. I. Just feel like I can beat basically any disease. And I am well beaten diseases. There you go. Guys. If you want protection, you just learn the Jerry Flex right contact us on SNARF COMICS DOT COM. That's right. Hey let's do shouts here because we have t shirts for sale we have not had a lot of purchases. We got tons of them. All sizes. Yeah. We do lots twenty bucks. If you WANNA t-shirt corralled proceeds go to help us. This show better SNARF talk. So just send US A. so that's a quick email or something INFO at comics dot com if you WANNA t shirt. We also have Patriot patriot, dot com slash comics, and listen I. Think we were on top of our game right now because we've had A. Couple We have some. People that are at a level where they get a bundle SNARF, and then it's like a monthly subscription box. So you get a bunch of your money back in cool stuff a lot of it and right now because we don't have a ton to do Taylor making our listeners four our people listeners and I think we're on top of her game they're very much enjoying what they're getting. Yeah and it's very much tailored. You want and we do themes at least do themes in mind. So like might have a theme this month of. 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Helps it helps that we send you stickers and you get free pot extra podcast material that you can't get. A good time. So why don't you check that out guys I think everybody if you're listening at least go on their one dollar and just show some love and listen like even at a ten dollar a month. Patriots subscription then you'll get a t shirt a free t shirt that's ten dollars less than what you could buy it right now. So. We're going to try and do t-shirts year get both of them. So anytime, we come up with a new t you just get one, you get it. So check that out. Please that would be great. Guys are theme this week and I don't know if we're going to jump in right away but we did eighty comedies we did eighties I figured we might as well jump into the ninety s everybody loved the eighties. We get a lot of love on top ten stop twenties so `nineties comedies but again, we can't we can't added. On so we're GONNA. Do Top twenty we're going to get into it pretty quick. Yeah. Because it'll take a little bit of a while. I don't have my computer the speak with me because he forgets every we might not get the deep dive into like the theory of them but we're GonNa talk about them and how they impacted our life. I have one little news bit. Okay. And It just like it into a little bit of a I got one too. All right. Like so mine was new mutants. Yes. Right. New Mutants trailer came out new one and it also shows like the first scene in the movie it's like three minutes long. See A lot of the new mutants. Like stuff happening. That's great. I think it looks really good. Have you seen it? Oh okay. So Looks Mazey's or read your Williams yeah? Aria Aria isn't it like I on Arias? Stock. So she's in it and this happened a long time. She's great but they filmed all this stuff a long time ago and kept getting pushed pushback pushback. They finally finished all of it. They put out a new. Trailer for this He. On Youtube. I'm sorry but we forgot the first twelve minutes I forgot to hit record. So Hey, go to pod being or podcast APP or spotify switcher dot guests all of them and just subscribe to the Audio podcasts and you've got a probably an apple iphone. You can just get you already have the podcast APP on your phone just go to snarf talk podcast subscribe you'll get the first twelve minutes you didn't miss anything SPA Google Youtube. You didn't Miss Anything we were just it was introduction. But we're back here I screwed up over ready. We're starting right now. We're GONNA go right back where we're at right back into the news. So new mutants had a new trailer come out. It looks really good. They showed like the first portion of the show the movie. I'm not a huge horror guy. Me Neither we've talked about this. But they are framing this superhero movie this Comic Book Movie Like More Horror Ish. You know like I said for what it is it looks very, very good. Here's my thing. They have a release date for this movie. Like. I can't remember off the I didn't write it down. I can't remember if it's late August or early October and all those that skips a month in there but it's one of those two things. So they still have a release date for a theatrical release. Just think that's the wrong way to go about the stuff right now. So bill and Ted's. Excellent adventure or whatever they're calling three. Yeah. The third movie they've already come out and said, hey, listen we're going to re release this video on demand come September first. Yeah You can watch it. You can buy it on your TV in watch this movie. Why are? These movies like most movies not doing this right now i. think it is in like way beneficial for them trolls to the troll to movie like set the stage for people to do this and nobody else is doing it and I don't know why I understand you're not going to get the the. Five hundred million dollars you're GONNA get before but I, really don't think you're going to get the five hundred million dollars right now because theaters are closing right? I mean they won't be closed forever. But that's interesting that you bring that up because you remember the story we talked about a while ago where universal Went and said, hey, we're going to start doing vod for all of our movies and AMC and cinemark, and all this movie chains came and said, then you're never going to play in our movie theaters. Correct. Well they've they're working the working it out. Right they are, and they normally have like a ninety day exclusivity agreement with movie theaters where they play the movie for ninety days before they release it. It's GonNa be like fourteen days. Universal's cutting a deal with AMC, their woeful putting the theaters for fourteen days and then we'll go vod. You're not going to get that right now though well, right now. No but we're talking about long I'm talking about long-term. But yes, when you're speaking of interstate with new mutants and stuff like that but you're talking about movies that have been made for years. That need to come out like these people are putting this out there. Pre production companies have made these moving 's movies. They can't make any more movies if they've already spent all of this money. On past productions, right right. So you're at a point where we're going to be at a point where. They can't make new movies until these start coming out right? Because they have. No, there's no. Flow. Cashflow everybody's gotTa start coming out they have to start coming out somehow and it's GONNA be video on demand and they say like a big Fu to theaters because the only way they can do it is through video on demand for you to purchase it on your TV for fifteen dollars seventeen dollars whatever it is short term the next six months maybe I think and then I think it's going to be back to normal I'll I think that's what's going to happen over the winner like winner we're going to see a lot more movies come out video-on-demand. So they still have wonder woman projected come out like October twenty eighth. Not, going, GonNa Happen. The second happen listen nothing's going to happen till after the election. Sorry roaming to be political but. Real world we live in an right now you're right. There's too many. There's too much political stakes. Going on right now. And until that gets ironed out, there's going be fearmongering on both sides agree within. Bullshit and this is something that drives me crazy is. Just the that both sides. Want everybody to live in constant fear because fear is the only thing that's that's. bullcrap. That's true. No I understand this Charro but I'm just saying that's bullcrap to live in fear about whatever whatever it is. Everything everything because fears like the great motivator and it's sad and it's a good story for media exactly because. It feared it strives clicks fear drives people to watch the news. Fear in our each that's the world we live in right now, and until this election's over and we move on and get well, I'm outraged. That movies aren't coming out yeah and I think they should put them on video on demand I have no money stakes in anything obviously. But. I think it is. In their best interest listen stars, deal meeting movies you personally, I'm more inclined to spend money to go to a movie theater that I am to rent a movie on Vod. Even if it's a movie that you've wanted to see yes pro longtime there's there's only two babies racing back month to month. To month to movies right now that I would pay to watch and Vod only to watch all of them, Moulin and. Black widow those are the only two movies I'd be willing to pay on vod right now for the stuff that slated to come out and the thought cheaper for I don't care. I'm just saying those are the only things that are going to motivate me to spend the money if it was a star wars. Star Wars. Religious something like that. I wouldn't do that. I'm talking about of. Right now that are slated to come out in the fall the only two that I'm aware of. That would move the needle on me to be willing to spend twenty dollars to watch on. Vod, would be those two movies everything else. I'd be willing to just wait. But I think that's ridiculous because you could watch all of these movies for a cheaper price. Than what you're going to do at a movie theater. Coincidentally those are probably the only two movies. I'd be willing to watch a movie theater right now. Too I mean there's not a lot out Kaido. Don't believe you. There's go to the movie theater all the time there's not a lot slated right now that would drive me to a movie theater. I wouldn't go to movie theater to watch. New Mutants. Now, I probably wouldn't go see wonder woman. I would I'm miked. And I would probably play for for one. Of those three but that's just me. Yeah. Obviously those are the types of movies I go for. You know. Yeah. Big. Disney movies basically. I just think it's a crazy time and. I just don't see them. I don't see production companies or people making money off of any of these movies anytime soon unless they do it this way, it doesn't matter. They're all GonNa make money off streaming. Why known and it starts with video-on-demand. Yeah. Well that's interesting because it brings me into my next my quick news segment I got because I posted this on facebook, but there is a little bit of a rumor mill attorney. Is there about a second life for the Solo Franchise? There is a second life. Disney plus Disney Blues Disney. Series perhaps, maybe a solo series direct sequel off of the movie which obviously had a huge cliffhanger ending. Yes and was a we'll talk about it later if we have time to do or watching but was a really good movie. Way Underrated But there I I want to see more of that franchise and if they're not going to do it in the movies, there's clear they lost a bunch of money. I don't know if they lost money. Honestly it's still made like five hundred million but they lost money because they had film two movies. Right. So they lost money on the franchise they decided to junk. It didn't get great reviews from critics. For whatever reason. So older talking about bringing it back in the real world in Disney plus and I think they can do it because they didn't have a big cast. Have famous people in the cast had woody Harrelson. He's dead spoilers. Got Not. In real life. They have the guy who played solo. He's never gonNa work again so it doesn't really matter so they can pay him nothing and they had the Queen Dragons from fucking game of thrones. She's probably well, but they also had Glover. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's true but he doesn't need to be in a sequel. Well, no, but they have it. They also have it like in the works for him to have a Landau the they don't have to do that. They don't. I don't think they should because I don't think he was great in that movie personally. Well. So what Marc Bernardin was talking about on Fatman on Batman or. Feminine Beyond Batman Beyond? Right. He had a really good idea and he said that you bring back the original Landau Cal ripken. What's his name? The Colt forty. Forty. Five. Guy. I wish I would have my computer I know this would be a lot easier either way you have him come and like he's the main guy and he starts talking about stories that he's written down in a book like a journal. And he starts telling you stories that he's done in his life, and then they go back to d Williams. Yes Billy Dee Williams is they're talking about his life as Lando Kelsen and it goes back to keep wanting to say Danny Glover it's obviously not naming her Is His name Darn. It need to look it up either way. The guy who played Landau Keller. In the Solo story is the main character and he would be. All of these stories as a series and I. think that's a really good idea i. think it's alright. He's not that interesting. I'm a character to be honest. I think the guy who on Solo did a phenomenal job. Phenomenal job. And really hit young Harrison Ford Pitch Perfect. And I think they got a real idea here. Here's the deal. Here's the story. Is GonNa kill for the Solo series right? It's all about Darth Maul. Right it's all about the crime syndicates the Pikes Crimson Don. Donald Glover over that time period in the Star Wars Universe, which has been very well covered in in both rebels and the clone wars. Where you have darth Maul being a huge underground crime syndicate, Lord as well as other competing crime syndicates and in the middle of that, you have Hans Solo. which would perfect. It's perfect. They set it all up. Perfect. We're going to talk about the movie later probably checks over watching. So unless you've got anymore news I, think we should jump not the top twenty. Yeah. I'm good. We're going to jump right into the top twenty nineties nineteen ninety s comedy movies of the deck of the decade and I'm GonNa tell you what people are GonNa hey man. I don't think anyone's GonNa like my list. fucking hate it. Yeah I agree. So, let's set the record straight. This is what we like. This is what we think is funny. This is what we think is our my favorite top twenty nine east comedies. Now these are also my top twenty favorite. I'M GONNA. Take a time out here. You know it's late. And we're having problems with video recording video is a process. So we're done I'm not doing anymore. I'm not GonNa do it tonight because it's late. So you know what guys if you're listening right now listen to to the podcast the way it's meant to be yeah, you win. Who Wins they win our listeners that are listening right now you win. Thank you for listening in the way that it was meant to be listened in. A podcast audio only we don't have to worry about it. That's all we. It's the wrong thing to do. Right because we do have a lot of youtubers that are interested in this is probably a very youtube per the episode you're right Should. We rethink what we're doing here? It is what it is at the moment. You know it just is what it is. So we're going to do our top twenty. We're going to have to you know what we're going to do it. Yeah. Ty, you always start. So twenty. Ninety S Tommy's Sorry Youtube people. Listen, to the PODCAST. Here, we go. Number Twenty for me is a little movie called. clueless. clueless is your top twenty on mytalk twenty. Oh. Wow. It's a great. Man Is it. Yes. Have you not seen it ono I've seen it. You know it's a great movie. It's a great nineties movie. It's the epitome of Ninety S in. Honor present agree. It is the epitome of nineties. Movie. And it's great. It's early Paul Rudd. Early Paul. He in that movie. Yeah. Use a mayor remember one of the main characters. Really I only remember leashes Silvis Silverstone. That's her it's her. Stepbrother that she falls in love with. I don't remember that. clueless great despite the fact that Alicia Silverstone turn into the craziest human being in history of mankind has she oh, my God I don't know anything about her I only know that she was in that movie and she was in Aerosmith's crazy. And she was backer all Becker Brett right I understand that. But those are the only three things I know that she's done. Okay. Here's the deal she baby birds. That's what we've talked about hawked sheets, shoes up her food and spits it into her children's mouths probably not anymore but she did right but she's as a myriad of other crazy parenting. Thanks. Can you elaborate? No. Well either way that's insane. Yeah. So is clueless good clues is great. Oh, my Gosh Classic, nineties, movie and. For Nineties I'll give it to it's gotta be on anybody's top ten when my opinion or top twenty I was Gonna say top ten that's why it's always smokes. All right I'll give it to you because I think Britney Murphy Stacey Dash Brittany Murphy was Donald Faiza. Don't forget about him scripts. He was in that. Yeah dude he was a cash he was. Stacey dashes boyfriend. Brechin. Meyer was an come on it was very nineties. Very good movie. Everybody loves clueless I'm really surprised the shock here. It does shock me like I. I wouldn't put it on my top twenty because there's so many other I'm GonNa make guild spoilers. Picture for Instagram. Post on this episode. Okay. I'll let you. So my top might ask her. From Jerry, the W, whatever I just way different outlook on the nineties. And My number twenty pick is going to tell you this because my number twenty and I'm GonNa hate for this is bio dome. Oh No. Hey from that. You don't think so. Muhima for. What a great movie I loved Paulie Shore. Pauly shore's prime and bio dome is one of my ready race Brennan Brennan Frazier. Yes, he's no no no, it's He's an encino man. He's in Encino man which is in my honorable mentions so. We're not gonNA. Get mentioned it's eleven o'clock. Yeah. Well, he is and. This is a Baldwin. Oh it silly Baldwin even Baldwin Billy you're Steven Steven I don't know the difference what any of the Baldwin's besides. Alec. Baldwin. Bio Dome is phenomenal. They go into this science research bio dome literally a dome where they live by themselves for research and they do just crazy crap and it's funny. I love it. I. Watched it. So many times when I was a child which I probably shouldn't have. It's it's Good I. Love It. That's why it's my number twenty because it was like A. Movie. I argue with you I don't have it in my top twenty but I do love that movie. It's. It's a really good. It's the best pauly shore movie Barnum. I agree. That's why in the army now. I like that movie too. That was dog Shit I. Liked that movie better than like son-in-law. Oh, son-in-law's jury duty. I, don't even remember that one No. Right. My number nineteen. I'm just going to give you the. Main quote. I know you don't smoke weed I know this. But I'M GONNA. Get You hot today. 'cause it's Friday. You Ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do. You can get a job new INGUSHTIA. Friday man Friday I don't have it in my top twenty, but it is a good move. It is a great movie and is very quotable, very quotable and one that I will. It's hardcore nineties. It's got nineties all over it and it's one that. I will definitely remember forever ice. Cube. Chris Tucker. Come Up Creek early Chris Tucker before rush hour. I was probably like his first big movie crime. and. It's a movie that a bunch of white kids from the middle of the Rural Grundy County have no business loving. Every single person in the world loves that movie Friday and it's Great. It's quintessential ninety quintessential ninety S and. I agree. It's very good. That I know of quotes that movie everybody that I know of love that movie. It is very good. It's not in my realm of what I love. Oh it is mine for sure. So I mean I understand that. Mine Number Nineteen. Probably. For most people would be. Way Higher. Oh Oh. Yeah and it's a movie called office. Space. Okay Yeah love that. I'm going to need you to work have you my stapler. So, yeah. Great movie. Incredible. Very funny. One of the most quotable movies of all time literally. It is literally one of the most quotable movies ever want to have. That and like super troopers, somebody's other, which is two thousand. So it is. But you put some old school. Some of these movies are just ultimately quotable an old school or not school. Office space is one of the most quarterback. Yeah. What's her name? Jennifer. Aniston. Yes. That's who I was trying to think of Jennifer Aniston Ron Livingston in Stephen Root is the guy that does has the red stapler and I mean the whole movie in and of itself is like a gym yes. I think a lot of people would have that higher as comedy independent movie to. It could be wrong but it was Mike Judge movie right. Yeah. Yeah judge, Judge Beavis and butthead yet it was his claim to fame but he did idiosyncrasy did a lot of movies. So I do love the movie and it is very worthy of being in the top twenty obviously and. I just I thought a lot of people would have a higher you don't apparently. We'll see. Okay. Eighteen for you. My number eighteen is it's like one I got to throw in even though most people probably wouldn't have it but I to put it on my list. Oh I got. I got to give respect I got a lot of those to a franchise and it's kind of comedy kind of adventure. It was the same thing with the eighties movies. Now you WANNA throw it a and. It's back to the future part three. Was that a nineties movie absolutely early nineties actually one of my favorite of the franchise I. Loved Back to the future part three. You argue me. Yeah. They go back to the old West. It's create I absolutely loved that movie is IT Super Funny No. Are there funnier movies laugh out loud funnier movies that I have not included on my list that are funnier. Yes. But are they as good of movies overall probably. Throwback par-three on there because I gotta give the respect. To, like Meka's and Yeah Michael J. Fox and respect words do and that's a big franchise was that was the end of that franchise and it happened in the nineties and given it to nine hundred ninety I. Believe I'm not. All right. So I just read an article about Michael J., Fox and the back to the future franchise and they the very first movie. They did not want to cast Michael J. Fox, and the production company said like one specific guy said. Michael J. Fox being the. The guy you put on lunchbox. Yeah. Who Do they walked? A Guy. So but they say original Mardi MC fly they had them and they film like half the movie with him the whole movie. They redid it. Either way. So the Eric Stoltz was yes. So they said like we don't see. Michael J. Fox as being the forefront of this movie and somebody you can put on lunchbox. So after the movie came out, it was a big hit obviously and then they made a specific lunchbox with Michael J. Fox on the front with a note like printed on lunchbox that said this is this is something you can eat your crow with an Senate to the production person that said that this guy shouldn't be in it and it was with Michael J. Fox face saying you can eat your curl out of this box lies and I think that is the ultimate like Fu there's like. People giving the money I think that's incredible and really funny. That was your eighteen. Yes. That was made. All right. My eighteen is something I've talked about multiple times before on other movies that I've had grady or other shows that I've had grady watch recently. it's again something people probably don't necessarily think should be a top twenty maybe I don't know but I love it. It's my favorite of the franchise, which is two of them, and it is ace Ventura when nature calls. You're welcome this It's my number eighteen I think it's better than the first one. I Hate I will I love listen you get no argument there. The one is way better than the first one. Yeah. But they're both garbage. Okay. In that's your opinion. Yes and as correct opinion and in the nineties I, love these movies I watch them all the time. I literally just watched recently he really. Bumblebee tuna. herbals are showing. That movie is so funny. He's running through like the African jungle or there's no jungle in Africa, but he's running through the Africa. Africa. All right. Well, that's fine. I've never been there. He's running through the plains. There's all these different tribes he gets shot by. Eros in his knee. And then in the other knee. Just. So funny. You know thing like we're eating Betcha. I am coming out of the rhinos ask yeah. Like with the mechanical. I Threw it up there. I'm a fan of Jim Carey big time like Milan frequent love but you know. It's eighteen salt. Lake you put it in your top ten. Since eighteen, it is what it is. I'm giving it what it should like the dues that should get. I watched it. So many times as a as a child most of the time I take a nostalgic like that and I throw it up way up high your I'm glad you didn't do that and I. I couldn't do this one because there are so many better movies. But by the way I'm GonNa, put your number one I love it right my number one down because I've got your number one in my head already know already know I, mean A. I already ready to get down right now I know you're number one I guess I should write yours down right I'm GonNa put it in this piece of paper folded up. Paper off and put down winners get twenty bucks from loser. Here we go. All right. Well, he's doing his right right now is number one I already wrote down and here in the middle, I'm going to do my number seventeen. This is definitely one that I would make a lot of lists. But I have find memories of it although it's not one that I go back to often online that but I'm not generally a pretty large billy. Crystal Fan. Oh I know what you're. Just like him a lot and Daniel Stern as well. So I city slickers for my number seventeen, I love it. And I like of them, my like the legends legend is. The. There's. There's three right there is. Anyway. I. Love that movie it's it's a fun movie and it's I like Westerns. When settings whether or not you could call it a western I don't know. I like the whole idea of it I just think it's a great movie Man I'd like to go. It's one that I don't go back to a lot but I would like to go back to like I'd go. I'd watch that right now and be smitten. So that was a movie again that I watched a lot as a child in the nineties I used to watch it all the time we rented it so many times from bazaar. It was one that I loved I. Really Did love it and. I Jan Pad Jag palaces currently I'm super. Glad you have it on your list. That's good. Yes. so that was my number seventeen years seventeen. So my seventeen is probably a lot higher on your list. Okay, I think it's a lot higher and. It's very good. I love. This man to death love everything he does and this is the first movie ever made. I noted US clerks you're putting that seventeen I am okay. I'm sorry I know it's a lot higher on your list and it may be should be on mind but either. It just one of those movies I didn't go back to as much at the time. Yeah Right. Totally. because. Of the age to understand it it's nine, hundred, ninety, four I understand it Gerald much like now who years old ninety four I was seven. Seven years old not watching clerks a lot probably didn't even see it until two thousand and five. Well, I didn't i. saw it in the nineties, but it was like ninety, eight, ninety, nine. Two. Thousand. So still, it wouldn't resonate exactly it wouldn't but looking back on it now but after watching it a jillion times I have to put on my list, but it wasn't something of the time that I watched all the time and I love it. It's hilarious everything about it I love it's so simple yet extremely deep like. I don't know. It's I. think this movies deeper than any other movies on my list. I mean twenty point. It's definitely not deep soft. Deep. In a way that they like talk about things that you don't necessarily get as a kid. You know what I mean like deep like adult humor. Is the way I mean I mean I'm going to be honest I probably didn't even see clerks so I was at least sixteen. So which was ninety, two, thousand, oh so. We'll talk about more later I'm sure. That gives me to my number sixteen if we're GONNA, go on the same theme here. It's a little bit of a second movie by Kevin Smith. mallrats small rats mallrats is sixteen. I always love Mallrats, but it's not like. Up Great. You know what? I mean. It's a good fun nineties movie Yes and if you're a fan of Kevin Smith, it's got a lot of laughs If you're a nostalgic for the nineties, you're right in with mallrats. It's very nineties very nostalgic. But it isn't like. Crazy. Funny. Right. I mean yeah. Well, I mean you can get the humor out of what they're doing. Right? You know in a mall and. Comic. Book World Deduction Jason Lee into first of all film in general and even though Jason Lee's character in. Like what it is isn't necessarily funny I. Think it is. Yeah. Yes he's the main comic relief. To appoint. He is but I don't necessarily think he's like over the top funding thing is over the top funding, right? But it's general. It's a positive light tone to it. The whole movie us and it's just not fun movie. It's a fun nineties movie that I think anybody would enjoy if you're over the age of. Thirty years old and we will talk about that more later. Okay. So you're number sixteen, my number sixteen is a classic. Yes American Pie. Really Oh. Yeah I love that movie your little I did because it was. I. Watched it was. First of all gigantic. Absolutely you would. Smash it was right in the heart of my like. Teenage. Yes. Absolutely it was like it hit me at the right time doing pies doing pies I was going to ban can. I was all about Shannon. Elizabeth, it's very quotable. Huge Fan I'm not. GonNa lie I I. Was I loved it. I loved it. I loved every movie that came out from the time. The first one did to the last one for me. It was most American wedding was the rural from buffy the vampire slayers in. Right I I did I loved it I. Thought it was hilarious. What's the guy's name that was in The dog show movie the older guy. Very Jewish. The dog show? Yeah. Well, that's not what it was called, but it was It. was about the dog show like the big. Club A show Eugene Levy Eugene Levy Dad. He's I think he's incredible newscasts terror read Chris Klein Jason Big Sean William Scott Alyson Hannigan, it was like Super Nineties cashed Thomas Ian Nicholas Absolutely, and that was like in my wheelhouse toss. I mean, every everybody's in it, Meena assume. Show Elizabeth it's a huge guess. I had a half to put on my list. It's something that I watched a lot. It's something that I like I said was right my real house I was like right at the age that maybe should have watched it maybe not I don't know but I was allowed to and I loved it. Yeah. It was absolutely a hilarious. was directly. For me like made for my age. Yeah. Like that was the big movie and just hated mainstream. So maybe that's why. I didn't put on my list, but it brings up another movie to my forefront not going to be lisov mentioned it can't hardly wait. Oh I love that. That was a huge movie for me because of the age I was and also like my. Plenty to yeah, that was the first time I ever heard a plane twenty two, they had the. Can't hardly wait. That was with tracy prince junior seeing that Yes. Yeah, he was. I'll shoot dead Air Jennifer Love Hewitt was in it. She was the main girl. No, he wasn't in that France Junior. What was he in the keys me beneath the milky. Yeah with the girl that likes should. Wait No. Know. That's the one we're talking about because she she's all that she's all that. Yeah. She took her glasses off and turned into something. Incredible. It was like Ugly Duckling. No Care Alleyway was Seth Green Jennifer Love, Hewitt, and a bunch of other people at the Green. Yeah. He had the goggles on his head. Yes. That was damaged by blink wanted to is like the main song that right when Blake he to that was their first big. Like ninety seven, ninety, six, whatever anyway this not on my list or Jerry. Douglas Your Number Fifteen. Number. Fifteen is a movie that I should have higher. I should have it higher because it was a huge part of my life and it's super quotable and it stars. The funniest stand up comedian of all time. Dave Chapelle? Oh walked baked. Baked. Jim Breuer Dave Chapelle. Yeah. This is A. fucking amazing movie. I know I agree with you I should be higher, but I got too many things that I needed to put higher but half-baked is it was go to. Go to movie I now at the time. And Nine, hundred, Ninety, eight. So perfect I was in high just freshman year high school. It's like. Something you shouldn't be watching, but you're old enough to watch, but you shouldn't be watching. Yeah and I don't know it was a different era to. Watch different things but. It's one that. I'll. I'll tell you like I, have it in my honorable mentions I do love that movie. I should have put it on my top twenty. I had it in the top twenty and moved it out because of other movies and it is one that I watched a lot. But I don't know. I, think it hit me at a different time because I'm just so much incredibly like you than you like just I I don't have the age in your soul joke. The reality is when you're talking about nineties movies three years is a big difference. You're right? No, you're right. It is nothing now. So a nine, hundred, Ninety, eight, you're and I was. Fourteen. Fourteen. is a different eleven. I mean it's completely different. Yeah. It really is different and especially if you're in high school and I'm in fifth grade, right, you know like there's a huge difference there. So I didn't come into half baked until I. Bake and he's watching Aladdin. You're right. You're right line keep ones might jam at that time. It's a good movie. But by the way, I am brewer by the way our watch lion king and Aladdin. More than you would have paid more than I'll ever watch big I've never watched half-baked to get my life probably not. You're, probably see nope. Won't. Then, if I wasn't the biggest fan of Dave Chapelle in the world, probably wouldn't even have it in my tire you the biggest fan. Yeah. Out of anyone in the world for sure. YOU'RE THE BASE A. Fan. That'd be the biggest fan but I'm a huge fan of Dave Chabal. So Am I What am I? I don't know fifteen I have a little bit of a theme here. All right and this is going to be the first movie. In a theme. That's kind of a spoilers let no. But my number fifteen movie is Billy Madison. Okay, do you remember that for one to touch the? So Billy Madison is based off of Adam Sandler characteristic where he yeah. Everybody's familiar with Billy Murray sure. Yes. So where he needs to go back to school right and he starts out at kinder- literally at kindergarten and works his way up through school. Chris Farley. Zenit, is David Spade in that movie. Probably I don't remember him being in it, but he goes through school so that he can get his father's fortune. Half. What's that MacDonald guy? Or McDonalds McDonald's in it and he's hilarious. Everything about this movie is very, very funny. This is another one that was like right in my wheelhouse when it came out I could watch it. It was funny. I enjoyed antibes Adam Sandler. Like for my entire life there's just so many things in this movie that I could quote and tell you about right now very global movie. Hours, there's. There's a whole scene were. A clown is wearing stilts at this party at his house because he graduated like. Second. Grade. Any falls down and they sing a whole song about how he fell and hit his head and dies. As like aneurysm. There's very good parts the whole Chris Farley scene where he's like. Testing, Dude Madison. Do the cloud do the clump but then Chris Farley testing on on stuff and he says like. Ask some question Billy Madison answers it right and he's you are correct and he takes his shirt off but he's dreaming of this teacher. I don't know that's weird to say aloud but it is very funny. And I love billy. Madison. Fair enough. I also like Billy Madison I'm not a huge fan to be honest. It's not my favorite. I do have it on my arable mentioned spoiler stood because it is a very class. Classic respectable movie forever there was a genre of movie that came out in the nineties and Billy Madison is right in the middle of it. All right. Hey out there youtube world. I just wanted to let you know we had some trouble recording earlier, but you're catching up right with us here. We're doing our top twenty ninety s comedies. We're GONNA do a really quick rundown where it fifteen now or fourteen now I finish fifty. Yeah you just finished fifteen. If you want to hear what we talked about on twenty three fifteen, go download the podcast subscribe on any anything you WanNa do SNARF talk podcast I'm just going to run out might. So. If you want to hear US talk about these, you've got to listen to the podcast. My twenty was clueless. My nineteen was Friday. My eighteen was back to the future part three. My seventeen was city slickers. My Sixteen mallrats by fifteen was half-baked. Jerry my twenty was bio dome. Office space eighteen ace Ventura when nature calls Seventeen Clerks Kevin Smith Sixteen was American Pie fifteen billy Madison, and now we will get into. Fourteen. Thirteen. Fourteen. So if you're on the PODCAST sorry for making you through that. If you're on Youtube here, those were are twenty-three fifteen we're GONNA top four. So, there you go. My number fourteen jerry we're going to jump right into it. If you want to hear banter, go download the podcast. Yeah. Well, you're going to get some banter with fourteen 'cause. I probably won't agree by number fourteen is All right. All right. All ride. Dazed and confused dazed and confused. You have it higher don't you? Know no no you don't have it in your list. Don't Oh my God. Dazed and confused. Ultimate class. Hey come on I. weighed it. I weighed the options so much toll. So you talk about quotable movies this. Affordable for me anyway that I can even think of for basically everyone our age and this is a this was a huge part of my teenage years ago six or in the trump watching this movie quoting this movie and trying to act in live like I was inside of this movie this that's those teenagers. If you WANNA take them all in a capsule, I'm. Trying to be in this movie. Trying, to live like, I, was in this movie. and. I. Think we did a lot of things that were very similar to this movie. When I was in high school and? So. It's just the ultimate high school movie. So I agree with you, it really is it's better than American Pie Pie. It is it is better than that I agree with you. Again, I pick things that are relatable to me at the time. and I know a lot of people that watch that movie all the time like. In my high school years. Pardon the moon. Tower. But the problem was we had a moon tower my. Tower high school years were in the two thousands and that's when I was coming into that movie. I didn't really watch it in the nineties. I didn't really watch it. The best thing about days fuses an it's set in the seventies so. The dating is irrelevant like the date. You know you can watch it whenever I just didn't watch it that early Ben Affleck maybe his first movie. No. Yeah and so. I think it might be Ben Affleck's first movie. I'm going to have to look that up. Anyway, he paddled some freshmen right? He's a very small part in it but yeah. I I love the movie. Yeah. His first movie, Ben Affleck's first movie is called school ties amount ninety five. Wait Yeah No it came out ninety two. His second movie was dazed and confused, which came out ninety three, his real first movie, and then he joined an ensemble cast in Director Kevin Smith's mallrats ninety five. So Anyway dazed confused great movie. That's my number fourteen ultimately quotable. It's a shame it's on your list and your number fourteen jerry my number fourteen has been discussed and it is a billy crystal. Classic. City slickers. Her. That I love city slicker. We again like I said, we would get it from the Masan market I remember getting it, renting it from there watching it multiple times. I would always ask my parents if I could get it. It's such. A great family movie to it really is really good. Fans got something all ages because as a kid, there's tons of stuff you don't pick up. On. No, not in the slightest and but I also loved Westerns. I've always loved Westerns I love Western movies young guns was one of my favorite shows of all time and at the time like movie. But yeah. But it came out as a show later too I didn't know that Oh well, apparently, you don't know a lot of things Chris guests. So I look in the Dead I. Love that movie I love the shows but I also loved city slickers because they rode horses and they were in the West. Yeah that's. Great and it was there were city slickers from the city and it was fun and they had no idea what was going as. Billy Crystal try to ride a horse. Rural area even though I didn't ride horses even though I I mean I did ride horses as a kid but not not like. But, my point is. There was an understanding as being somebody from the country with an understanding about cattle and agriculture right? Like you got something more out of it. I felt like I. Did I did I felt like I felt like I did to and I sound like billy will be so awkward around animals and around what was going on and having to do a cattle drive in like all of this stuff was so hilarious. Yes and I remember thinking as a kid look at this fucking city slicker. He's got no idea. You're watching the movie city slickers and you were calling him city slicker and that is amazing and Daniel Stern Great Zola and Daniel Stern might make an appearance later on my list originally. So that's my number fourteen city slickers number thirteen for me. I wish I. Might Have Laptop with me guys and I apologize because usually I'm the guy that brings the facts on the names of all the people. But I'M GONNA try and get Jerry that guest this movie because there's no way he's got an his list. But it's got. In it. And it's got sigourney weaver galaxy quest. Yes. Right there my number thirteen is galaxy quest I. Don't have it on my list, but I. Do know the movie is very well, not only loved this movie, but it's a bit of a cult classic. It didn't get a good reception Alan Rickman too by the way. Oh. Yeah. Is One of my favorite actors, Mr Rickman. Yeah, and he is in this and he's cold and. This is a movie that got I. Feel I got no love at a time. No, it didn't. It didn't. But in retrospect is a huge coal it's got a huge following because they've been pushing for a sequel to this movie for a long time and I thought it was in the works for a while like I thought they wrote a sequel to this movie and they were going to do it but I don't know for sure if that's going to my favorite part about this movie is it is a complete. Parody. It's a parody movie essentially, but it's a parody of Star Trek but it's obviously inside of itself where it's like. What if the cast from? Star. Trek really got sucked into. The universe. Rats. which obviously on its face is great. But that is the kind of thing. I love. That's why one of my favorite shows of all time is the orval with Seth Macfarlane. MAZING show that everybody should be watching I. Believe it's not been canceled yet. Thank God. So I haven't talked about it on the show yet but WE I've watched galaxy quest with grady, my oldest son and he thorough it's a league. It's very funny. It's a great kids movie loves it. And it's carry kind of at times. Well, that's what I was going to bring up actually because he got like disturbed the first time he ever saw it and we didn't watch it again, and then I brought it up like a year later and he's like, yeah, yeah, I remember this. Let's let's finish. Finish. The movie loves IT WANTS TO WATCH IT regular. It's a very well-balanced movie and guess what it doesn't date itself at all. Right now, and it looks like it came out this year and that's no joke and that's something that people really talk about with this movie is that there is no dating it's zero it's because it could have come out yesterday and. Out at a better time for Tim Allen. I mean that was his prime at the time. A. Yeah Santa Claus Jungle Two jungle. I. Tim To juggle I forgot about that but I really do love the Santa Claus as well. All right. So that's my number thirteen jerry, your number and learn deny number thirteen involves a guest of ours. Tim McDonald. No. Dude. Dude Dude volve. Dude. The Big Lebowski. The Big Lebowski turns out that's a comedy and it came out in the ninety S. We're GONNA talk about it later. Okay. Well, it's. It's a very good movies is disturbing at this higher on your list apologize I just have a different mindset on nineties movie barely have a different mindset than the world you're right I do this is I will not argue that a travesty and I'm Gonna I'm GonNa lay out there right now this is the most. Jerry, this is the most disappointed in you. I've ever been in my life. I actually don't even respect you as a human being anymore. That's fine. That's fine. I'd legitimately hate you right now. Good. That's what I want to bring out in people not in the top ten I want to bring out the heat. This is a I wanNA. Feel your hate one of loathe and bathe in just live in your hate. This is the most disturbing thing that's ever I want everyone on this podcast that listed what number did you put this at thirteen? You're a horrible human being Oh, just wait until you hear what's number twelve All right we're done. We're done. We're just skipping those cells I do love this movie though it's a very good. We're not talking about it anymore Jerry disappointing you I don't want to hear what you think about anything. Just wait until you hear what I put better at number twelve. All. Right. My number twelve. Okay I'm gonNA prevost right now. All right. Okay. If we're doing my I believe we did our top movies of all time Oh yeah I think I put this. In the top three for me and you're GONNA put a twelve year correct and you're yelling at me listen because we're doing comedies right now I know nineties comedies, and this movie is a bit of a hybrid. So therefore, why can you tell me? I am such a terrible person about putting the big Lebowski at number thirteen when we're only talking about comedy movies I don't feel like the big Lebowski is one of the funniest movies of you're absolutely wrong it is. I don't think it is Jerry. We're not talking about that anymore like good move. We're not talking about the big lebowski anymore. It is very good move. You have done something right now. That is a travesty. All right. So I don't even WanNa. Try. And I really don't think this. Those people are GonNa have in top five pick. He's mitre right your w well for me. This is one of my favorite movies of all time. However, it is a bit of a hybrid. It's kind of a drama. It's kind of comedy hero. Let's get the explanation out listen. That's why it's at twelve on my comedies list because it's not that funny of a movie really on the outset. Probably not it works. As a comedy or a drama, but it's chasing amy. Kevin Smith chasing gaming. It's not funny. It's not that funny but it is a comedy. It would be considered a comedy because it is Kevin Smith. I would only consider it a drama. Is it will then I made a bad pick I'm that's why I put it at twelve. So I saw chase I had thought about chasing amy looked at chasing amy I just don't feel like it's a comedy you know what but it has a lot of humor in it. But you're right there is one thing comedies argue with you. If you WANNA consider to drama and take it off this list, you have a hundred percent right to do I couldn't take it off your list you made the list. This is what the lists are. This is why put it at twelve I put it at twelve because it is one of my favorite movies of all time it could be considered comedy by some people so I couldn't get my top ten. So I threw it at number twelve. There you go chasing amy for me. Let's move on number now what I won't chest I see for. I won't tell you. You're wrong. Because, it's your list and I believe your list is. It is perfect unlike yours go ahead number twelve for you. My. Number Twelve Stars Ben Stiller. Something about Mary. There's something about. What an incredible movie to get movie? He just. In on his own face, right like on his is it on his year his ear. Yeah. She takes it and puts in her here Cameron Diaz. Yeah. Matt Dillon Reaches Across and says, Oh is that hair joe which who is ever done that? Yeah. How does this happen? Most Circumstance movie to where they put it out as like a family like was a family movie, right dot a family. No wasn't it I? Don't I don't remember I remember hard are man I was I allowed to watch. You shouldn't have been did I watched it in the nineties like obviously like When did it come out ninety? Lady. On my computer either way I watched it then like. It came out on video. We didn't go to the movie theater like I was never allowed to moves that was such thing as a movie theater, but I was getting I. Mean Morris was still there. Yeah. We saw twister. Yeah I didn't see twister that was ninety five. I saw it in the to screen downtown movie theater. The Roxie. Now that's an audible. Screener downtown I saw twister last movie that played there. Often we went to the movie theater. There's something about Mary Russell. Movie. It is a classic nineties movie I think Ben, Stiller's phenomenal Cameron Diaz was like the Cherry of everyone's I. Think. It was the first movie or one of the have to look that up. But that. was in it yet met Dylan was huge. Great about that movie dark comedy. Comedy. Who made that movies that a fairly brothers movie I'm GonNa have to look it up hanging on. So No, the mask was her first movie Damascus Ninety Four. The mass he was in the mask. Yeah. Yet, which is a great movie i. Thought about putting it on my life too I did too. Because, I do love that movie based on a comic, and if you've never read the mask comic, it is not like the movie. No, it is hard. Are the mass comm very, very hard. So, there's something about Mary came out in ninety eight. Yeah. I was GONNA say was late I was in high school in that came out. Just in. The look back in her time line anyway it's not important. Everybody knows something about Mary dark comedy Oh she was at a made it who wrote and directed it. That's what I wanted. Was a fairly brothers movie. Hang on let me look it up. Yeah. Get going. She was in fear and loathing in Las Vegas to before that. Yeah. I'd almost been made list as well but hard time director was yeah. Fairly brother Jeff fairly bullish they made one of my favorite movies, not a nineties movie, but it's called stuck on you. With yes. Near and Matt Damon talked about this a lot and I've never seen it such a good movie. Did you gotTA. Watch. It. Is it yes it is. It looks so ridiculous listen to me which I'm in for ridiculous you like if anyone is I'm in, it's got so much heart suck you. GotTa Watch it. Anyway. I loved there's something about Mary and it is my number twelve are let's move on mine number eleven. Is the first entry. From my list of one of my favorite filmmakers of all time. Is starring Jason Schwartzman. and Bill Murray. At is called Rushmore. Rushmore I was GONNA say. Rocket. bottlerocket bottle rocket. Owen Wilson and Luke Wilson Yeah, that's his first movie rushmore name and I'm on my computer it's wes. Anderson Sanderson. Yes. I'm a huge Anderson Fan or at least I was early on I've lost interest. Come. You're fantastic. Mr Fox I liked moon rise kingdom I did not. I haven't really liked anything sense to be honest but I am a huge fan of the royal tenenbaums rushmore the life aquatic with Steve. Fair movies all the time I believe that was not in the ninety. So two, thousand, two, thousand, one. Otherwise would be higher my list, but rushmore is right up there. It's one of my favorites is very good. It's not like laugh out loud funny and no Wes Anderson movie is yeah they're just. A certain type of humor that I very much enjoy and rush Maury. Not only. was I massive fan of this movie? It made me into a massive Jason Schwartzman Fan. Yes. Who is also you know he's a coppola right. He's related to the. Like. Cage Francis Ford Coppola Sofia Coppola they're all related I heard this yes. Like on a night show. But talked about a Jason Schwartzman is clearly the coolest one of all of them. He's very, very, very funny. I love that movie. and. It won't make a lot of people stop lists, but isn't one that a lot of people have seen. To be honest and I would recommend highly if you like subversive like. Why do you? What would you explain his comedy s? It's not dark humor. It's not no, it's not dark. It's like cerebral I don't know. Yeah, realistic not realistic at all. I think it's realistic to appoint. No. You don't know I think it's like a weird. It brings it down to a level that's like hipster. hipster. Hipster yes and I'm not a history person but I am a sanderson person. So I'm going to give West Anderson his do with Rushmore. Okay. Well, we might see it again. All right. So you're number eleven. My number eleven is. Following a trend here. Oh my God. Jerry know. Yet. Yeah I did. It is another Adamson and of course, it's the waterway it is the water. Funny that you called it out. Yeah. The water boy I don't think it's one of the Best Adam Sandler movies obviously because it's at my number eleven but it is very good and it was again in the prime of my childhood at loved it. It was about football he was like this. Louisiana boy that knew nothing. It was hilarious. There was the whole like Hillbilly coach that you can understand. Everything about the movie. I loved I'm GonNa be honest with you. There was the I have other Adam Sandler movies on my list spoilers. Okay. I'm sure you do too as well as but. As far as laugh out. Loud funny. The waterboy is one of the laugh out loud funniest of his movies. Like as far as per minute. Year got a lot of great gags and it's got some good heart to it too. It's a good movie. It's a very good. It's not. I'm not spoilers. It's not on my list I. thought about it. I think it's an underrated movie of his big time. I agree with you I think it is underrated compared to other movies. Bobby Boucher. And Yeah as a whole, the movie as a whole I think is very, very good i. do think it's funny though and that's why I have it as my number eleven, but it's not quite as good as other Adam Sandler movie and it also has one of the greatest actors of all time. In it. Which one? Henry. The Fonts. Winkler Henry, winkler killer. We met him and he is amazing. gave him a high five. He is so amazing in everything. He does my let's say yes. Well, we were literally feet from him. You told them not to jump the shark I did I. TOLD HIM IS A. Job and said, Hey, you're the bother berry. I did yeah I didn't give him a high five. That's wrong. I didn't but I did tell the shark. I, think you did I think I. Did when I said don't jump. Your maybe intoxicated but you did well, that's probably why don't Particularly Remember eight number ten. Might follow the same theme as yours. The waterboy no one. Oh, you said you didn't have it on. It's an Adam Sandler Movie Asi and people might have it higher I think it's his think it's. One of his best movies. It's just not one of his funniest movies. But it's it might be as best movie, but it's not his funniest. All right. My number ten. No. It is the wedding singer. I love the wedding is such a heartfelt amazing movie not. outlandishly laugh out. Funny. Billy. You're now I, don't. He's like know the way billy I love that movie and everything they did with it and that was I mean you can't help but fall in love with. Both characters him and Huber anymore, and they do this. Amazing tribute to this movie in the Goldbergs we've talked do. They got the rights to. Parts of that movie is incredible to me that they could play that on. TV? Portions of this movie within the TV show and played on TV I just. Unbelievable that Goldberg's. Show is amazing. So and the other great thing about as I play guitar right I always do high school and thought it was Ukulele if you play that. Song I. Me Learn, which is super easy by the way on Guitar Amazingly Easy. At that time when I was in high school, you could play that song on guitar and Sing It. Can Get. You. Golden. Listen everybody loved that. Your golden on that one. I completely agree. We'll talk about. My number ten, we're in the top ten folks that was my number ten. We're in the top ten. We're in the big leagues here we're go with for the gold actually Youtube we've might not even we met separate this we might separate the twenty i. think we do a top ten years our top ten youtube. Welcome to the fold here we're in our top ten top ten greatest nineties movies. Let's go. Mine was number ten was wedding singer. My number ten is is a wes Anderson movie that's called Rushmore. God Jerry that was my number eleven. There you go rushmore. Bench horsemen all of it Jason Schwartzman. Yes. Who's your Ben Schwartz is he's Harksen rack. Year. Right. Jason Schwartzman. Invaluable Phantom. Planet he's a drummer everything. I don't use the drummer in the band. Phantom Planet, right well, that one over my head I didn't know that. Rushmore, we talked about it. Very Good Wes Anderson. All of his movies have a very specific style and some people don't like it. It is hipster like you had said before. This is the least of that though it is you're right. It is the least of that but there is still a specific style to all of wes, Anderson Movies and it. is obviously in the fold, but is by far my second favorite West Anderson movie database. Aquatics. To is by far my favorite but the two thousand. If you haven't ever watched a West Anderson movie I would suggest watching Rushmore. ORLANDO. Or life aquatic or fantastic Mr Fox. movieline wrote in Mount. Royal, tunnel for sure because pagoda has been on the show. Listen, guys, we need to get code back in the studio just worked with them today that he anger right? I Miss Them missus face I missed his inappropriate drunkenness is all he's got like a mullet. Now I WANNA see he's bald on top of the mullet in the back and it's amazing. Disgusting. Actually Horrible. All right we gotta get him in here to talk about it but next week or you're the loser of certain medicine here, Keith I hope. So all right number nine for me your number ten was over my number nine is a movie that a lot of people would have higher I don't. There's a bunch of them. They all blend together for me. I couldn't tell you which one was which. Okay. But they were quintessential nineties. Mike Myers at his funniest I agree with you Austin powers yes. The international man of mystery or the spy who shagged me throw them altogether whatever. Super quotable and the only reason it's so. So quotable and soul funny that the only reason that it's not higher is because it just kind of faded into obscurity didn't it? You don't think about it or hear about it anymore. But at the time there was nothing bigger nothing you're right You're right. All we did was walked around and quote this movie. Yeah everybody. And everybody listening here's like Oh. Yeah I forgot about that. How did that happen I? Don't know these were the biggest movies of all time I think it happened because of the love Guru. Yup that was a problem that that's what like. The downtrend happened after that you didn't seem after that donated Shrek. You heard him in track, but you didn't see Austin powers movie or like a Mike Meyers movie really after Shrek who's in Bohemian rhapsody is good now. He had a small part. Yes, and that came much later he's been at other stuff for sure he was in a World War Two movie I can't remember which was he played it. But anyway. He Has Austin powers. Phenomenal. Yeah. I mean literally gagged after gag laugh out loud funny. quotable. Amazing should be higher but can't be because it didn't stand the test of time apparently that's why it's my number nine I? Guess. So. I number nine. Austin Powers Austin Power Slough. So, yeah, I want to talk about this for a long time because it is one of the movies it's Some of my wife's favorite movies ever think everybody's favorite movies. There's so funny and all of them yeah. Does like none of them get worse? No, they are all of the same quality. Thing. These are things. Bad for yeah for our timeframe. Of like living, these are the movies that we remember right and Austin powers like molded. All of this they were something that never happened before was another movie that I got out of the Masan market. It was it was a basically a takeoff of the eighties like naked gun movies. But, funnier, you're right. That was that like slapstick comedy that everybody wanted that was so ridiculous but it was something of a different with more depth. Yeah. There was more depth and it was like a different take on that. was something you'd never think of this English spy. James Bond Ish type guy that was not capable in any sense of the word but. It was all hilarious and then now I we have cushman scooters at at work these little yellow scooters. He drives one of those in one of those movies and you get stuck in the hallway tries to back around. I think it's even more funny now because I drive those things around. And they're hard to steer. I. Think it's amazing that they had those in the movie and he's trying to back it up and it's just not. It's it's really really really funny and I want to put it higher but I can't. Sorry. I agree. My your number nine. Is My into my number eight is office space. We talked about it earlier you had way higher on your list, but for lower whatever which I understand, it's totally reasonable for you to have done that. Yeah. But it is a very funny very quotable movie that just hit me perfectly. and. That's why I think it's so high on my list. It was I. think it was probably more of my first experiences with what I would consider to be. A non mainstream comedy. Like off the beaten track. Like. It became big but it was a cult movie, right? It wasn't a huge blockbuster like, Austin powers you know what I mean it was a quiet little. Subversive, off the beaten path movie that somehow just became huge because it was really funny and it had a great cast and Mike Judge's a genius even though I'm yeah fantasy beavis and butthead. I'm not really either I was a little bit because my brother was brother was in. That he's covering for that eight for BBB visit. We missed BEAVIS and butthead I think age wise a Lotta Yeah. And I didn't have cable so that made a big difference I wasn't allowed to watch it. I don't think it's funny now like I watch it and I don't think it's funny I don't either. I never thought it was funny when I was in college, a lot of people watched it. That's when the movie came out Viva Do American. America and people were going crazy. They bought the box set. They'd always watch it and I'm like I don't get it. I don't get it and I wasn't a huge fan of King of the hill either. So you know I wasn't a huge fan of any of it but I love office space. Absolutely it's great because it's got heart man it's got something to it. It doesn't feel like normal comedy. It's like a dark comedy I. Love It is. Yeah. It absolutely is a dark comedy and that is my favorite genre of comedy by far is Dark County I agree. So that is my number eight Jerry. You're number eight is it's an old woody. Harrelson movie. Woody Harrelson movie kingpin. Kingpin. Do you have it on your list at all I do not. You don't have kingpin. Debated at hardcore on your limited. Tell you before you get into it the the only reason why I don't have my list. All right. It's not one that I go back to at all. I only. I thought about guy. Thought about it a lot jerry but I just don't I. Don't go back to it. I've watched it a couple times and It's really funny and Bill Amazing in it I love Woody Harrelson Randy Quaid. I can just remember my mom's voice in the back of my head when it comes that movie. She hated Woody Harrelson. and. She hated Oh really that movie and it was she considered to be like rude. Moved is and so I just remember watching it as a kid and her being not a fan of it and somehow just. That stuff happens when you're a kid like things like that permeate into your mind and that's the only reason why don't have you're right they're making they're supposed to be making another movie. It's very funny. It's this one about. Hazo Sir Jesus go. That's big Lebowski. Sorry. Is it? Yeah Dude. Nobody Fox with the Jesus Oh you're right. He's Bowler. You have I screwed up. pissed me off now W. That's fine. Kingpin is underrated movie. Will you read it high? I have it I I've underrated. I do have it somewhere on my list. But not on a list that you will hear about on this. Okay well, I think he is hilarious Bill Murray's great woody Harrelson's great. All of it if you've never seen kingpin your. Disservice. That is a disservice to me as a person, a disservice to. America. Yeah. Merca all right. That was my number mind number seven is a movie that Jerry had on his list earlier. And I don't think by the way I don't have any qualms I don't think. I don't want your laugh. I don't have any issue with where you put it in your list. I'm actually surprised major list. Okay. But it is the biggest influence on my life. Oh clerks, Yeah Kevin Smith is the biggest influence probably on my life creatively. And maybe entertainment wise of anybody and people would be like that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. But for me I'm sorry that's the way it is. We've talked about many a time. Kevin Smith is my ultimate. Yeah. I don't think it's as best movie. By Mar now it is funnier than chasing amy, which is one of my favorite movies of all time. It is very funny and it is my introduction to a world that at the time I had no business being apart. Okay. I had no understanding of what was that world was. Yeah. It was beyond me agewise it was beyond me cultural. Wise. It was beyond me in every capacity. So it opened kind of a window. To me of. A whole different world and I I know how stupid that sounds for a relatively dumb movie. It's not like movies that's like under the surface it's smart. Not Now it is. No, it is not, but it opened up a world to me as far as culture but it also opened a world to me on what humor could be and what film could be filmmaking and movies and what impact and the whole idea of indie fill. All right, and it has a whole different feel to it. It's not like anything you've seen before on movie. It's not like anything you've seen before on TV I'm talking about the time it's not like. Anything. I. Had ever seen before in my entire life. So does that point? This is what propelled that movie that was absolutely what propelled. It's like it's something that never happened before it was an indie film that people had never seen or Jon Rao of movie that people had never seen bright and it opened a whole new world for so many people that that's what propelled that movie to be what it is now, and certainly there is people out there the understood and cared about indie film. But. I had no exposure to that world. They'll. Also he's played in little theaters in New York City right but also indie film at the time was different than what this movie was that there was indie film at the time. Or like slacker what he based it off of. We have access to that no not in the slight. There was no internet right go rent movies like that MS on market no, you couldn't. We had no access to that unless you lived in Chicago New Yorker. La. You at zero access to that, right so this is the first one that I'm aware of that caught the mainstream in that genre. There was indie films like Quentin, Tarantino films and stuff like that sheriff caught Jonah in action reservoir dogs I was aware of those that's why I'm saying it's. More than that. Very different. It's nothing. It's so small and it's It's not credibly small small in plot in tone in in humor in filmmaking. In filmmaking as a Hokey, it's a small movie. It's something he did off of a credit card. Or multiple credit cards whatever. But it's something that didn't happen at that time and into. And we think of it. Now we go like and you could make that movie now for. Five thousand dollars at the time. He made it for like twenty two thousand something that on a credit card yup it costs more to make movies then. You couldn't make it on I. Know but that's what makes it makes it better. But my point and that is It doesn't matter that it was cheap because it doesn't feel cheap. Might look cheap. Right. But it doesn't feel that way. It doesn't lend itself to that. It's all about writing and I probably didn't watch this movie until I was sixteen. Well. After came out. Five years after came out right and I probably hit seen I know for a fact, I'd seen other I'd seen Mall Rats and other Kevin Smith movies before clerks. There's no doubt about that. My mind shirt so I came back. From one, some of the other counts, movies and work backwards into clerks. But it had no less impact on me because it was so different and it's so different than his other movies. One hundred percent because he ended up getting money. Yeah. Money and to me. And I just can't. I understand there's people haven't seen this movie and I understand that if you watched it now you wouldn't probably get it. I don't know I think they might get parts of it if you like film. You'll love it if you like comedy. Not Like I like comedy like I like. You know it's not feel addict and. Like cerebral comedy, you'll love it. But if you're just a casual filmmaker, you won't like it. That's fine but. I can't. Relate the impact this had on me as a fifteen, sixteen year old. It changed everything in my world and you know I should have it higher probably but it's just not that funny right? You know what I mean this is a comedy. Comedy List. So that's my number. Seven is much as I'm like all in the back for everything Kevin Smith and my heart goes out for this movie. I would put it on my most inspirational movies of all time. I would put it on my list of you know movies that affected my life. It would be right up there but on straight comedy nineties, comedies doesn't have the the laughs per minute but amazing movie. So you're number seven, my number seven is a movie we have discussed. A little bit prior and is the wedding singer Oh. Yeah. On and me. One of the funniest parts though is it's ladies night. And Jon Lovitz yes. That song I think it's frigging and hilarious he pays them in meet pulse. Exactly. But again to your point, like there is a deeper tone to this movie, it's a romantic. It is a romantic comedy. He's trying to the he's not really trying, but he ends up falling in love with this woman Drew Barrymore that they're in a lot of movies after this. Yeah. A Lotta Great. Yeah and I don't know I think it's so good. Every portion of this movie is so good. It's also very funny while it's being heartfelt and you WanNa know what's amazing about this movie. Completely. Again doesn't date itself. You could watch right now it could be made yesterday. It's phenomenal right set in the eighties. It's a period piece, but you know it's not set at the time that it came out. Yes and I. Have Billy Idol's in it somehow I don't know how he got billy idol in the movie but started the are he was a well a star by tennis movie came out absolutely was but how do you get them in a move like this Adam Sandler was an established movie star when I just one of his first movies I understand that I'm saying I just don't. I don't know I thought it'd be weird to get him in that because billy idol's kind of past his prime I guess he was just wanting money. He went in the movie because when you have make a movie set in the eighties. You need. Somebody like that. Or you get like. You know you've. Got David Bowie. He's a much smaller star. You're not getting David Bowie you could have got like Axel Axel. Yeah you could've nineties but he was. He was out of his mind on drugs by that point. A lot of them are. Either way. The whole movie is hilarious scrape. Like where do you WanNa? Watch. Right the more I talk about it he starts singing about how he wants to kill himself. Yeah. What's that song? I used to sing it all the time because I think. It's so funny even though it's like really dark Presi. It's a SALONA bullet in my head. Yeah. It's just it's edible of fun little romantic comedy. And it was different than what he had done before. Absolutely everything that you know the the whole Adam Sandler John of things like Madison. Billy Madison. Isn't a billy madison productions. Happy. Happy. Madison productions. It was different than what he done before. Very. Good Yeah All right what was that number seven? Number six for me we're going to switch up genres completely. and. we're going to go with Christmas movie. What, yeah I told you. I had no Daniel Stern movie on this list you're GonNa put a Christmas movie on this list Yeah a little movie from John Hughes. Called home alone. I never was a fan of this movie really as a kid weirdly enough that is weird. I didn't become a fan of this movie till I I watched it many times. So give me your I watch it every year. But I didn't really get to appreciate it until I was older till I was an adult and I don't until really pretty recently I had kids. And I'm like, you know what? This is the best Christmas movie of all time. So I would agree with you about Christmas movie but not necessarily about comedy what it's funny it is funny. It's heartfelt. I gotTA throw it on my list. I gotTa give credit where credit's due. It's the nineties. And it's one of the best movies of the nineties I. Agree. So I'll take on my list. I love it. I do too. It's just not on my. That's my number, six comedy St-, my number six. Again, we've talked about it already. Kevin Smith. MALLRATS mallrats. Higher I do I have my number six I love mallrats this stemming from again like my brother and me a lot when I was younger and he was so one hundred percent in this world of what Mall Rats was like he was. what's the main characters name, Rhody? The main character. Well, no. But that's the guy I'm talking about. He was like a brody type person. Throughout this timeframe and he was somebody that was very influential on my life like at the time because he's so much older than me. And I he watched it. He loved it. He liked lived that type of life and I wanted to be a part of that. So I would watch mallrats over and over and over again and that's really what stemmed my like comic love. Comic. Books were presented to me through this movie. Yeah absolutely and huge part of the movie. Yeah. One hundred it's a huge part of it, and that's where I started. Understand like Oh. This is a thing. It's really funny because sort of chasing amy that's what helped bring on. I was in accounts before that but that we're really symmetric chasing amy, much more about comics mall. Sure. Absolutely. But I I just I got into it more from that. That's when I started asking my mom about like can I buy these books like I WANNA buy these books in all stemmed from this movie obviously still very funny. That's why I think it's very funny but I also go back to the whole nostalgic part of this movie. In that like it I feel like like you were talking about clerks I feel like mallrats even though how ridiculous like Mallrats is Is Ninety studio comedy right it is but at the time it did shape my life. To where I am now like I wouldn't I don't think I would like comic books or be into that type of. Thing as much as I am now if mallrats didn't happen at that time. I didn't watch. Mallrats at the time. And I watched it so much that I wanted to do that kind of thing like wanted to be involved in that kind of thing, and that's why I love the Juliet Louis Joliet. Mall. I'm going to say I mean. One thing about mallrats is it is it was his big studio comedy, right? He had success with clerks and they're like we're going to give you a bunch of money. You make a real studio movie. Right. Just so much different than all the other bullshit studio movies that were coming out at the absolutely had so much more edge to it and it still because it had the Kevin Smith Tone, it had touch that touch of seven Smith Hudson it touch of India even though it wasn't in the it had just that little bit different. You know it was made by not somebody in the system right? You know what I mean and like he would say now, Kevin Smith talks about it now and like at the time it was like a just a complete flop know it didn't make any money and he but it made it a huge life after absolutely it did it but at the time. It wasn't successful for him. And he thought it was going to be because it was a studio produced movie and he thought well ahead clerks now mallrats Oh, it's this big production I'm gonNA. Make a crapload of money from it and then at the time it just didn't. It didn't make anything and he thought he was done but it's got this huge cult following now for this movie and and I'm one of those people I'm one of those people that loves mall. Rats I'm one of those people that will tell you to watch mallrats. and. The other thing that's interesting is if you're of our age. You get it. Nobody would get it now, kids wouldn't get it now not really was a big deal. It was a big deal. We went to the mall going mall was huge and the time like when I had like. People of my age and this sounds ridiculous because we're from the country right. But when we we had birthday parties where you get like five of your friends and that's what you did for your birthdays, you just went to the mall. And your parents are. Okay go you went to the arcade went around in shopped and your bomb. Your parents are just like we'll meet you at this place at this time. and. You're twelve years old. And you're like go in the mall. We did it all the time, right? That's what we did. That was the only thing to do an it sounds weird though coming from. The farm background that we came how much time we went to the mall and I'm not saying we went there all the time, not certainly the people in and they spent every day at the mall. We do. That was really an easing, but it was a big deal. We went to the mall we went for people's birthday party. We went to the mall that's all we had to do. That was the biggest thing to do. It was a big deal I, remember like Before. School started like we'd be Oh, we would go like school shopping. And you would go to the mall to do that. What we can go to the mall and I can get like this new stuff and see all of these things I thought it was like the most incredible thing. And it stemming from this movie like watching this movie in seeing these people hanging out in the mall and get to do whatever they wanted to do and have all these hijinks. Happen, it's like what we Can Do that thought I could do that like Oh mom and dad are taking me them all I. can live the Mall Rats Life. No, it was never going to happen but I based it off of that I did talk funny I don't know if you've ever did this but. Are we would get a group of my friends are parents would take us to the mall and they would leave us alone. We kind of get into some mischief I didn't do that much I was not left alone. Yeah. We did that and we did get into a little bit of mischief sometimes I remember one of my friends tipping. Tipping A. The coin machine at the at the Arcadian the ordering pushes the. He, tipped it over to get all the time. They have a alarm that goes off and there was running from the mall from the security guards that happened. So we in mallrats no, in my life. So, I would tell you. Who that was, it might have been somebody on that. It might have been a relative of somebody that's been list podcast. All right. Good to know. That was my number six, my number five, top five we go guys plenty time big time here in five nine counties. Line number five, Jerry's GonNa have higher list I know that but my number five doesn't matter at this point. Is Happy Gilmore. Okay, you don't have it on your list. happy Gilmore is. Amazing it is so funny I mean it is just nonstop quotable. So quotable one, probably his most quotable movie absolutely any take your taking this guy that's like down on his luck has nothing going for him and the only thing he can do is try to play golf win the rams. It's a ridiculous winners grandma's house back like what what is this? It is going to play against like PGA tour champions. Like. If you talk about an hour like professional golf right champions and he's going to go with a hockey stick. Yeah, in win it. It's fricking ridiculous. Jobs gets his hand bit off by a alligator. He cuts the alligators off Arthur's he Bob Barker beats the shit out of them. Absolutely ridiculous but one of the best movies of the ninety. Yeah absolutely. In fact, before became here, we were with some people and we said, oh, we're leaving. There's Oh what's the topic top nineties comedies I think three people said Oh happy, Gilmore? Yes. Yeah. They did so and I know it's going to be on your list believe it but that was my number five mine number five is a movie I've talked about a lot. I will forever in my life talk about this movie. it's also Mike Myers movie. Do you have a guess. I noted is. It might be on the table prepped up right there. Wayne's world. Yup I had down as your number one. It's not my number one I know what you're number one is you don't change it. Sure. I know what it is now okay you don't but. You know you can write write another one down. Let's see I thought it'd be happy Gilmore if it wasn't okay. Well, it's not Wayne's world is one of my favorite movies of all time I have as my number five because we're talking about nineties comedies right? We're not talking about overall aspect of movies. and. I. Think Wayne's World Hilarious? I was. Again, licenses area and play for you very influenced by my brother but I watch Wayne's world. Now I just watched it not too long ago. It's a great movie and very funny I wouldn't put it like. Nineties comedies way up on my list I. Know It's huge nostalgic value for does and I watched a lot of that like I watched a lot of nineties like Saturday live and watch old stuff because I did end up getting satellite when I was younger. So I had comedy central comedy central would play. Saturday night live. like reruns. So I saw a lot of the old Wayne's world stuff on comedy central prior to even seeing the movie, and then my brother was like playing in the movie all the time I watched it all the time we had it on vhs and I would just continuously play Wayne's world. And I loved it. I. Loved Everything about it. I still love everything about it. The whole Bohemian rhapsody seen in the Gremlin car. They were in Aurora and my mom had told me like, oh, auroras right up the road. Yeah. No I mean that was an amazing. The first thing that I remember in my life that's like Oh. That's here. Yes. It's like where you live I remember that like. Speaking of mall. Fox Valley Mall exactly and it was being. A part of where I lived and I thought it was a big deal and then What's his name Ed O'Neill? Ed O'Neill was the is the guy that was in punter family. Well yeah, but what's the one before that? Yeah, I know. Married with children thoroughly but he was the guy that owned the donut shop I think he was. This is one of my favorite parts because he was so depressed like he was such a depressed miserable man. And they'd go there just to eat doughnuts and he would talk about. Talked about losing his job and he's like. He's like I was. At work, and when you come back to your locker and You've been working all day and he you open up your locker and there's a pink slip. The Pink Slip at the time meant that you were fired. All he talked about was like ripping the heart out of the man that put the pink slip in his locker and now looking back. I. Think it's Oh. It's so funny. I didn't get it at the time I never understood what he was talking about, but he was like, so depressed and mad and he hated the world. And talking about ripping the heart out of this ban. So fully. Right now I, don't know you got to watch the movie. If you've never Wayne's world, you're ridiculous and I don't like you but you should watch it and then I will like you. I love everything about Wayne's world. Wayne's world two should be on my list to be honest because I loved that just as much as I do the first. One better to be us. I just thought I'd put the the first one CASSANDRA. Yeah. Not Cassandra Cedeno don't take it as I'm talking about you. Okay I don't think anybody. This is the first Cassandra I've ever met and that was from Wayne's world. There you go Wayne's world and she's Cantonese. Nathan hi been to. Learn how to say I, love you in Cantonese. To quote from the movie saying my number four. Zang we've talked about this filmmaker many types tonight. And this for the longest time was my favorite movie of all time. It was my favorite movie of all time forever in fact, if you ever needed to break into any of my accounts like fifteen years ago. This would be like the one under the question a favorite movie I always wrote this. I'M GONNA try. It is a Kevin Smith movie. and. It is a movie called Dogma. Alma you've got dog mine here. I have dogs dot number four. Do you think it is. On humorwise that's one of his funnier movies. Yes. it's one of his best movies. If not his best like actual movie I love chasing amy a lot. It's just not a great comedy. I love clerks but dogma hit that sweet spot of really good production value really great filmmaking really good message a lot of heart and a lot of great humor and a great cast dogma is one that I will forever just watch over and over and over again I. Love It. You know it's weird for me to have. This be the highest Kevin Smith movie on my list but I absolutely adore this movie, and I always have since it came out and it is probably the Kevin Smith movie that sparked everything for me really yet. This probably, the first one I saw this is probably the Musab before clerks. Yep definitely. This is the first Kevin Smith movie I saw I. Loved It. I was a hit right age wise plus. It also hit me right as far as. Religion which has always been a thing that I've. Gone back and forth on my entire life, and this was one that I was in youth group. At that time when this movie came out. Yeah, and I had a lot of we haven't talked about a religion a lot on this podcast and we won't. But this I had a lot of ideas or my own thoughts on it, and this was one that kind of helps spur. Development. That and I remember when this movie came out the church I went to. It was a big deal time a very controversial movie and I remember watching it at the time and we talked about it in youth group but I remember my parents and all my parents friends I'm surprised your parents would even let you watch this I don't know that they know that I watched it or not. They. Had like a Bible Study Book Club? Thing. Yeah. At the time in Church and we didn't go. We went to a very. I would say laid back church very. Questioning Church sure you know people weren't really that into hardcore being religious in the church I went to. A very relaxed situation and I remember specifically my parents in that whole book club they watched this movie. It was a big deal at the time and they all watched it and sat down and talked about it did yeah. which I always just thought was hilarious. 'cause I love this movie and I was at that you know. It's It's not a it's not something herons friendly movie. No not I would think you would watch like a Bible study or a group. Because it brought up a lot of good questions, real questions and it's it's a smart movies. And Anyway. So yeah put that all side I I love this movie. It has a lot of sentimental value to me and I love Kevin Smith and I think it's also got a lot of Humor Allen? Richtman he's amazing in. Everybody's amazing in this movie. and. That's why it's number four on my list. Surprises no higher to be honest I. Am to honestly I thought you'd have a higher really did yeah. It's not what I wrote down the. Don't worry about that. All right. Pretty sure. I nailed your number one. My number. Four Another Adam Sandler. What is it? It's Big Daddy. It is big daddy. That I know damn. Big, daddy is I think Mr Seton tap our one of our listeners avid listeners. Favorite movies of all time. It is also one of my favorite movies of all time and it's my number four comedy in the nineties because it's hilarious. But the heart involved with this movie is probably the most out of an Adam Sandler movie I would agree with when you take this like he was like his early thirties. Guy Twenty s but yeah, I think it was like Guinness Thirties. At a law degree just never like took. Got His license what's that called taking the bar? Like you never did that Had No real direction and all of a sudden was left with the child that he ended up taking care of and it's awesome. It's all. It's exactly what you would think would happen like in a movie. For this random guy taking care of a kid he has no idea what he's doing. It's Awesome when you see the turn of him, like actually becoming like this, kid's dad the whole Scuba Steve Part where he comes to the door scuba I'm scuba. Let's see I'm Scuba Steve. I'M SCUBA SAM. Sam Scuba, Steve's father. And then the The delivery guy. You know that he brings in and he says hip pop. It's like you always give him the easy wants. All of that movie is Hilarious Yeah it's great. I really do love it. But at the end of the day, it's like got a really good message of him like taking care of a kid and being responsible but. I don't know. It's awesome. It's one of the best movies of the nineties I agree. Your number three, my number three is. Groundhog Day. Damage. Did that was my number, one Chris, Groundhog Day. I absolutely love it. I've talked about this movie a million times I I didn't think he would have it. I thought you would have it as your number one. Yeah. Bill. Murray says Bullshit in one of his best movies of change your list. Let me see you're. Not, changing my list I guarantee that. Ned Ned Ryerson. I just I. Absolutely love this movie. It's one that you can go deep. You can watch over and over again and always pick up new stuff from it. Yes. But the aspect to it. Yes you can watch it just as a comedy. Dark comedy is a dark comedy. That's what it. That's my favorite genre of comedy. But you can also get deep into cont-. You know how many years did he live and how many lifetimes is it? He go through you know ten thousand years whatever it was. You can go through all of that and I'm sure they didn't mean any of that when they made the movie I'm sure they have no making a dumb movie, but it is so good and it's so stands up to the test of time. It really does and it's also a great romantic comedy. Yeah. I don't know that I necessarily romantic comedy, but it's got a good message to Goodhart. It's got romance it's got everything and honestly it's it's not like a super funny laugh out loud movie. But it's one that just makes you smile inside right while you watch it. And also, that's so much why I thought. It was GONNA be your number one. Chris. You threw me for a loop. You have no idea what's going to be my? No I don't now I I honestly I have no idea. Yeah. I hope it's the same as mine. It's not. Never. No I know it's not. My are you done? You're done with I. Am I. Am I think I've spoken about Roadlog Day if you listen to this right? I agree you have stopped talking about it. All right right now so much better than Palm Springs. Chris I I liked Palm Springs. I agree groundhogs as better and Russian doff that's garbage but. Russian doll. That's. Not that's fucking Johnke. My number three. Okay. My Last Adam Sandler movie that we've already discussed happy. Gilmore. Oh. Nice Gosh I love this movie so much. We've already discussed a lot about it like the whole Bob Barker like him coming in and shooter mcgavin and You Suck you jackass. Like that whole dynamic everything about the movie. Really really great I. Love It. In it's very funny it everything about it is very, very funny Yeah go watch it up Ben Stiller's, character. By the way the whole taking care of your grandma thing. I forgot about that. Yeah. He's like the nurse at the nursing. Home. and. He always threatens the people there. But then when you come around him, he's really nice fear that. Is Everything about Happy Gilmore. Awesome. It's my number three. It should always be a top five. I think when it comes to this and it wasn't my top five as well and I think that's where absolutely needs to be Gotcha. All right. My number two is another one we've discussed. Big. Daddy Big Daddy yes. Number Four. It is such a great not only is it really funny? You're nonstop yet. But. It's the love story. It's the heart, the love story not between him and Joy Lauren Adams character. No love story between him in the child yes and. It is is a movie that you can't not fall in love with everything about it is funny. But underneath the funny is the deep aspects Monitor standing that he there is so much more to life and that there's so much more to him as a person and like, yeah, like learning to love. Child or and get the. Responsibility of that and to change his life to say like I am responsible enough to take care of this kid. He he was using that like. I wouldn't say maliciously but like negatively at the beginning. to try to win a woman back. But by the Andy realized like now this and the great thing about it is it doesn't and the way that you wanted to know it doesn't end happily, but then it doesn't happily. So like what you want to happen doesn't happen. Yes. Specifically. And it's like a big let down and then it gives you the last act with what they're doing now. Yes and you're happy and you're happy about that. Yeah and I remember as a being younger like hating the fact that this ended the way it did and everything that happened at the end I was like I'm not even going to watch the end of this movie. I'm just GonNa Watch, the first three colon you're like, oh, that's right. That's the way it should be yes it is the way it should be he should not be no parents of this child at the end of the day but Soga. Absolutely. I. It amazes me to this day that Adam Sandler was making movies of this quality. At the same time that he was making dumb comedies. Exactly. Like. And now like when you get into the later two thousands when you get into the movies that he's made, it's like man like, do you remember the direction you went and some of these movies like why can't you? Why is he not able to pick that up again? I don't know. I mean he's been a lot of good movies. He's made a lot of good movies are I'm not downplaying all have something. This just has something extra. I feel like he he did that a lot in the nineties though. Like. You got the wedding singer Big Daddy Happy Gilmore even though Happy Gilmore. Jaw Buddy it is but it like set the Set the tone for him in the nineties right. And then he built upon that with the wedding singer and big daddy big daddy was like the the ultimate for him in the nineties I think I agree. That's why it's my number two. so, my number two, I'm GonNa, bring it down. Of levels were comes to heart and tone and things like that, and go right back to just comedy. Though APPS. This at all just Oh i. Hate it and I don't even like the descending your list I know what it is. It's dumb and dumber it is dumb and dumber. It's one of my favorite movies of all time. How do you hate this movie? It is one of the most quotable movies of all. They don't hate it. I. Just never it never got me every single title alive. Every single time it's on TV I will watch it I. don't care what parts in I will watch it. I'd never want to watch it I never in any part of my life. gave. A Shit about this movie. Oh my gosh like hurts my soul. I always have loved this movie ever since it came out I, remember it coming out. I remember waiting for a sequel to this movie and thinking like. The sequel's going to be even better it was not. This is the only movie in the franchise that as good. and. It is something I quote daily. I'm not joking you like daily something from this movie will come up whether it's like, yeah, it's the rockies. Having an extra gloves or. I constantly say Samsonite I was way off say that all the time about anything like anything I'm talking about I will put a dumb and dumber quote. Involved, with what I'm doing. Maybe that makes me a lesser human being I don't know. But that's how much I loved this movie. I have seen it. I mean I guarantee you I've seen it over one hundred fifty times. Well I've watched this movie so much amy hates me from watching this movie so much I don't know what's wrong with me that I just can't. I never liked this movie i. Love it I love everything about it. I want. I wanted so bad to put this as my number one because I have watched it so much. But my number one is just better. But not much. Okay. I don't know I dismissed it. I miss this one I. Don't know I have no idea. I. Just don't think you have like a soul I guess as a human being. I just wasn't in my wheel wasn't in my purview I don't think I saw when I was young I off though that's something right there. I didn't see a Taylor older. Yeah. So I don't have that nostalgia for it. And I just I'm not a big fan of that style of comedy. That's why I don't like he's sure I just don't like that style. It's not mark insurance nothing like dumb and dumber dumb slapstick comedy and that's not what I'm into. And you were created in a lab. For specific things like you know that, right? You are not a real human being. Sure I guess well, will you found that I don't? We do our number one, I guess number one right here. The Big Lebowski. Da I should have known that because. Any time soon, but it is I didn't think you'd have it as number one, not only one of the best movies of all time it is the best nineties comedy by far. It is probably the most portable movie of my life by far. I'm constantly quoting you quote dumb and dumber everyday I quote the big Lebowski about every damn day really parts everything. Like. I'll take it white Russian I hate the fucking eagles main. Say it all. Market Zero. And nobody. Nobody. Listen, I I love this movie I. It never gets old never gets old I could watch it every day. I absolutely. I honestly could to and I really could watch Saturday and I did put it criminally low. It's hilarious. It's smart subversive. It's everything that you want man it's a cult classic. Likely. Of Cult Classic. Yeah. It is the rug really tied the room together man. Really together. Nihilists. I absolutely love this movie and Fucking Cohen Brothers Donny. Donny Yeah Yeah, it's done and then some hall marine do. It is really good and I did put it really low talk I should have put it a lot higher. It's the it's absolutely the best I don't know what to say. It would be on a top ten. I don't know we've done a top ten I. Don't think I had my top. It would be an all time movies list for me. All right easily well, mind number one is a lot better when it comes to comedies. All it can't be better. It is it is better. This is probably the best comedy movie that came out in the ninety S. well, it is my best comedy mirror yet came out on shots apart do is not the best county you're right it's not. The best comedy movie that came out in the nineties I'm going to tell you right now. Is Tommy boy no hall. It is by far the best movie that Chris Farley ever made. It's the best gonNA speed ever made by could argue that either it is the best comedy movie of the nineties it is absolutely hilarious. It had it holds all the nostalgia for me because I remember my brother coming home with the vhs from the market when he worked there and said, you guys gotTa Watch. This and I've watched it as much as I could since then it's a great movie I love it. But you're way off base here not even close I think the majority of our listenership is going to agree with me. I disagree I think they are all going to say Tommy boy is Oh, much better than the big Lebowski when you're talking about nobody's GonNa say the top nineties comedies of all time Oh yes absolutely. No, it is absolutely hilarious. Everybody laughs at it everybody loves it. It's a great movie. I'm not saying it's not a great movie. And it is the funniest of the ninety by far. Booth here comes the meat. Wagon. Then you've got the new go puking and then corner mine yeah. It is unbelievable listen I. Don't have a my talk twenty. So there's also a heartfelt portion of this whereas dad dies of a heart attack singing a song with him on stage. And it's all about like him trying to get the respect of his father so that about that ends up dying pads. Callahan brake pads. And you know you can stick your head up a bull's ass. But Rather you know take the butcher's word for yeah. That's the joke. Chris. We all we all know it. Do you don't it's a good movie but come on it is my favorite nineties movie of all time. Number One who am I? Who Am I want size you? We've already known that you were created in the lab. We talked about earlier and not a real human well I don't know about that but. That's the twenty men. That is the top better worse. We're right there Tommy boy is we've I think we've decided I think it is the best nineties movie of All Time I. Think we both have a lot of picks that people are gonNA disagree with. Absolutely let us know what you think and we will shout out if you give us your top ten, not give us your top ten minute five top five. We'll. We'll. We'll mention it next episode. This one was fun. I actually had more fun with this one than the eighties movie Oh. Yeah I didn't think that I would. Eighties movies from me are like just like golden see and I'm a ninety gay. Yeah I mean I am in a lot of things but I don't know for some reason I just consider the aids to be like the comedy era for movies I. Agree. But I mean I. started. Looking when I. said to do this I started looking at the list. I mean obviously more formidable years where through the nineties at least late during these anyway. So like I, I knew they were going to be a lot of great ones right? I didn't think they'd necessarily hold up a lot of the eighties movies, but a lot of them do a lot of them beat the eighties absolutely. They do. To me the nineties movies beat the eighties movies. I mean I. Again I like I saw the eighties movies a lot later obviously after they came out but I, grew up with these nineties movies and. When I knew the When I had said, we should do the nineties thing. I was so excited for it and I literally wrote down my number one and two. Right off the Bat I. I just knew it I didn't I knew my number one would be big Lebowski. I was surprised that big data gets number two for me but I I love that movie. Surprised that got up that high for me and for you as well. I didn't think you'd have any of those movies up. That high I didn't think you'd like any Adam Sandler movie because you don't have assault. I like Adam Sandler movies. CDs, owned all OH. Yeah they're all GonNa Laugh. No they're all GONNA. Laugh Raju. Where we it on time Two hours and fourteen minutes. I had some I had someone you're watching, but it'll have to wait till next week. We've been watching a lot of stuff. I haven't been watching that much stuff but I did watch some stuff. Yeah. 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TDZ Or Not TDZ, There Is No Question 5/11: Ed Norton, AMC, Housing, Donald Glover, Students For Trump

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TDZ Or Not TDZ, There Is No Question 5/11: Ed Norton, AMC, Housing, Donald Glover, Students For Trump

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There is no question actually Those courtesy of i love that monologue because of billy madison. Cool whether school babe man. No that's the one piece of shakespeare that i had to memorize in high school and i did not get amid long term standard practice. He it used to be like. I think that was like real common in late fifties education and british education module on it. I feel a little but not like a okay miles Please come up recite. Yes the character of iago really resonated with me from a fellow so right wondering if you t-shirt now that i'm thinking about it. I'm wondering if the teacher wanted us to like inhabit the character and like give a dramatic reading. But i i think i was pretty wrote right Anyways i'm jack. that's mild. Yeah hey ed. Norton is trending and who. My heart skipped a beat miles because the the algorithm has learned something about how to write headlines so that until the very end of the headland we think the person has died. It was announcing That he is going to star or be one of the stars of knives out too but the way it was written was edward norton star of like start referencing his work which it was just like note for note exactly how you announce that somebody has messed away. Yeah what are they doing. I think the like we're saying they know that someone engaged you released like five headlines and see which one is getting the most engagement. And it's just you just go with whichever. One has the most engaged in iran. Then ask ask for forgiveness later when it is. You heard it here. First a. m. c. is trending Because this might be the new game stunk. I don't know damn stone energy. The energy of the of amc amc five eleven. Twitter is is high is high. It's just funny to see more than more than like whatever may or may not happen with the damn see stock. It's interesting to see like it's like this one part of twitter. That seems very bipartisan. Because you see like people tweeden who were clearly like awesome. Rose twitter shit like yeah fuck we hold on for dear life hodel gang we out here and then even like when you look at the trending topic beneath that will be like someone with an avatar of trump like hugging the american flag. And we're getting the hedge funds bait. See look at that. That's that's the one thing that i think the The powers that be don't want people to realize no more cer it's on the same page. Yeah the wall street. That's the wall street. debt sub. Reddit has figured out something that neither political party has been able to figure out that right The thing that everybody doesn't like is the system. That is fucking them over. Sit on their ass and just like move numbers around in their phone and be like all right. I'm done for the days cleared. Its seclude nail. Yeah anyways this'll this'll be interesting because this one actually like. I do think the box office is opening up a little bit like A jason statham movie over the weekend wrath of man cleared like nine million dollars. I think which is the official. Like how much adjacent state the movie makes like. That is just the rule from releasing jason state movie. So it's pretty respectable. It suggests that like if they started releasing a normal slate of movies people would be going to the movies. So we'll see. I don't know why i said that with the inflection of bill cosby but people would be going to the movies Anyways dumpy or yeah. They're agitators new york mayoral interviews. What was going on here brooklyn specifically because you know we all look. We're in a moment in this country and around the world. Where many people they decided they do not want sub subsistence wages. Toil while there's you know reap the benefits of exploiting their labor and you know. We need leadership. We need people who understand what things cost. What the lived experiences of everyday americans and in this specific example new yorkers because these people are running for the mayor of new york so the new york times they do interviews with the candidates like they do presidential candidates so they can come to a determination. If they're going to endorse someone and a couple of the answers really struck stuck out at people because you know affordable housing is a huge issue in this country and the answers of these people who are running for mayor of new york city is it should almost be disqualified for being so out of touch. The first person up is shaun donovan. He served as the hud secretary. Okay and budget housing and urban development. Yes like okay. Housing is his expert understanding how we develop that how we can create more equitable outcomes or and this was under trump presumably base understand obama. Okay and the budget director under obama. Okay so he knows money and was. Let me add one more housing commissioner under bloomberg okay. He's i mean this guy or the mayor gets it. He gets it at the very least. He has housing in new york grown. That's why he is running to be. Your mayor. New yorkers easy is just going straight into his brain zillow red fin. he's mazed snorting lines of that shit. Every day he knows what chit costs so Mara gray at the new york. Times editorial board asking him thanks. Do you happen to know what the median sales price for. A home is in brooklyn right now. His answer in brooklyn. I don't know for sure. I would guess around. It is around one hundred thousand dollars mara gaye. A banana margate. Nine hundred thousand dollars and he answers median home including apartments later on the new york. Times notes parenthetical. Mr donovan later. Email to say that his one hundred thousand dollar answer referred to the assessed value of homes in brooklyn quote. I really don't think you can buy a house in brooklyn today for that little. He wrote oklahoma. You clearly thought you sure so. One hundred thousand dollars is what you need to own rockland. Yeah that is as off as the banana quote from arrested development brushed like what could have been in a cost. Eleven dollars is ray mcguire. He gets a black man. Who's the citibank executive. Oh well then they'd definitely said a lot about you know like what the ills of the city and parts of the cities that need help. It's the bank of he's strengths. He's indies streets talking to people out there. You know helping them with their money. Presumably i wanna be your mary. Yeah i worked at a fucking predatory bank who used to handle slave money back in the day. I don't look you're a deal. I wanna be your mayor mara gaye coming through. What is the median sales price for a sales price for a home in home or apartment in brooklyn he his answer in brooklyn. That number has gone up now. I it depends. On where in brooklyn margaret. Just average for the borough the median. Do you know it's gotta be somewhere. In the eighty to ninety thousand higher margate a sales price for a home in brooklyn is nine hundred thousand dollars his answer. Nine hundred i- margate. What him i'm sorry. This is apologizing. To his handlers. Presumably really fucked up apologized. And this is the problem as we had it writing policy where they think for eight thousand dollars. You own a brownstone in brooklyn. This can be a whole like website a whole like on youtube where you just interview rich people and ask them how much they think stuff costs. Yeah this is that is wonderful. It shows you. Just how much wealth completely takes your head out of the game. Interactive like because at that point truly right. Imagine if you have a million dollars just passively sitting like your liquid bread million dollars liquid like why would you ever know what anything costs like. I'm presumably you have all these money. Managers you know. Whatever you desire is being handled to a certain extent. He just flashed year. Plastic square at things. And you get it. So it's is really fucking again. I think this really underscores that we need more people to run for office and also work in government. That actually understand this means. I have friends who work in government and the stories that have to hear of like the horror where there lay you know talking about. Well we need like what's our plan for. Getting people computers like under under service people in our community computers and they have people who are there like like social workers who are saying. Well maybe we should probably do some kind of like Like make sure they're searching for jobs like means testing and things like they like you have people who are social who are still talking about means testing for people in need like there's so many obstacles even if you are someone of good faith and have a vision to help your community. There's still so many people who just take these jobs who are really aren't interested in outcome. Just don't have the ability to empathize down. I'm hoping yeah if of getting involved. I'm telling you like it's. This is the kind of shit that creeps into our city halls in our halls of government. People just speaking of means testing bullshit. Did you see that. The biden administration wants to make it Disqualifying to collect unemployment benefits right. If you're not down no if you turned down a job that is like the same equivalent to what you had before to the job you lost at the beginning of the pandemic never mind that like more than any year like this past year has completely changed. People circumstances you are required to take the same job you had before Because otherwise the republicans will be mean to joe biden. I guess yeah because he wants to go. You know very clinton ian of him. It's so clinton's testing welfare queen. Type fucking myth. Keep that shit alive you. When all we're seeing is like this very interesting. Labor movement also occur across the country where people like. Hey come work to pull a of what could six figures it so we did it. Y'all right and then you still have a president who's going to side with these business owners and be like get it so we'll put the squeeze on our end to make sure they come to take their sub subsistence wages from you. Just think about like how difficult that is to litigate like you have to track down like how much somebody was making before. Okay they said no to this job. They won't come back so then you have to like have people chasing down people who said no to a job of making sure that they like that so much wasted effort when you just give the people the fucking money that they need to survive like people aren't sitting on their ass like you always say like in the center and like center right like people want to work. Well if you trust them to want to work then give them but let them just made that decision with just this weird moment where government is providing more in terms of social security in our social net. Safety net for people than private business is in terms of wages. So what is that telling you. And i think again any fucking human being who didn't have one i on worrying about their phone's blowing up. Because the lobbyists are just we're talking about raising the puck in the reactor mind. That's what needs to happen that we have to. We have to make some key. We have to create some kind of standard because even here people still bring up that tired out point like minimum wages for people who were like in highschool shit like. That's what it used to mean red. But that's not where we're adding people have to support families and prophets ski seemed to be going up. The growth seems to be happening but just not for the people that are making it possible like again buckman to it'd be great to also do that test of like how much college costs today to People who are older. Who are link. Don't don't forgive student. Debt like ask the boomer generation like assuming. They don't have kids whose they just had to pay through college. Like because you like. They all worked their way through college like having low paying jobs right jobs. Nonetheless that were somehow able to eke out an existence right like entry level. Yeah all right. Donald glover is trending Because apparently donald glover is again. Kantor cancel culture. Yep yeah thank you sir. Goodbye at donald glover Since the funniest shit man shows how stupid reaction and reactionary twitter is because he's talking about tweeting about the fact that he's like manley. Tv shows are boring. And you know that like we. Actually there's there's a fear of for creators to non experiments. The i said so they all so they feel like they can only experiment with aesthetic also because some of them no. They're not that good. We're getting boring stuff and not even experimental mistakes because people are afraid of getting canceled. So this is the thing he said when he that line people took as oh people can't be edge lords anymore because they're afraid of being canceled. He's talking about in the context of tv. Show that people afraid to make mistakes for their show to be canceled. Like we're why we started. Fuck it i. Don't i mean they're the people who are anti cancel. Culture are so desperate to have somebody who is culturally relevant on their side that they this is where they're at. Well he said. I mean it kind of applies to what we're talking about you know But you know that fucking new york post picks that up and immediately glover fear of cancel. Culture is creating boring tv. Uh-huh oh wow no somebody said. I didn't say cancel culture. Tv shows being a not being renewed at the end of their of this season. That's what we me but you know. Maybe they'll accidentally like encounter good culture as they're casting about for some like cultural relevancy for like anti maybe they'll like actually watch atlanta. Then learn something like this singular tweet convinced all these people and atlanta is. I've entertainment could function like that and kind of make a statement at the same time. Yeah i liked that one episode about the white guy lives by himself and that was kinda cool. What happened in accurate. Greta zero that guy. He seemed easy him neat. Yeah finally students for trump. No not the thing. Jeffrey epstein used to be in charge of. I'm talking about the committee of up like the group where that was like college students there were supposed to support donald trump. I saw them kicking around. During the trump administration. I was always like wait. There are students for trump older people posing as students for trump right. That's what i assumed but then you see these people and there's like some young people for sure for sure so anyways. The leader of that. John lambert just got sentenced to thirteen years. He's twenty five and he was pretending to be eric. Pope of the manhattan based firm pope and done for a number of years starting in two thousand sixteen so you know. He was inspired he. He was like we can do anything. He falsely claimed to be a graduate of nyu law school with a finance degree from upn and fifteen years of experience in corporate and patent law and he saw his run the scam from twenty sixteen to twenty eight team which targeted people who had little or no experience seeking legal advice. Victims sought lambert's help through the freelancing website up work where he earned at least forty six thousand dollars by giving legally advice that he was a quote totally unqualified to give she. The judge noted that one victim had expected lambert Posing as the lawyer. Eric to help with a credit problem. Mr lambert took his money and did nothing. He did not even have the common decency to make up an excuse and tell the victim to hire another attorney. That's just stupid lazy scamming. But that's what that privilege does these scammers man. Yeah yeah so week with it like no doubt about. I don't know. I don't know why i'm getting fucking mad if people week scams god what i would do with my whiteness. Scampi just book you just thornton. They just fi nonsense. He didn't know he couldn't do that. I'm sorry yeah exactly sorry. Judge i didn't know i couldn't do that anyway. Those are some of the things that are trending We are back more with the whole episode of the show until then and be kind to each other. Be kind to yourself. Get a vaccine. Don't do nothing about white supremacy and we'll talk to y'all tomorrow time importers welcomes verragio on this weekend. 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The 13th Episode

That’s Wild Podcast

44:24 min | 3 months ago

The 13th Episode

"Was opera really. Yeah yeah on that we recorded. what's up. Y'all got me over your calling in the middle of work bubble ain't even on yet as late as parents use it in the in the show or as we have for him We can wait if you got time. But i was telling him. I don't know how much time you get. Yeah right now. We're just waiting for people to show up and we're just setting up these years got frozen. Trump's got break the trough is this country living sucks. I felt when i'd say the city. Look motherfucker the stone age this past week. No shit road at texas fucking snow got everybody fucked up dot out little man dude is gonna fight. Cps energy for show so anyway. Let me replay mush it. The billions and millions of best wild podcast. Listeners is support each show host. Should've refill my podcast. I mean popcorn. Hoops doesn't everett slip day. Motherfucking started without me. I literally just got on you looking at sport in the head at work broker as speaking of the hat would what brand had his that that that is on here. It's a richardson. It was the ones i like. I need to get that you use. Make your hats cause my shit. The one i used my then. We'll have hats. I just went to liz. I had to take the image. I made and turn it into a dsp file using a pad. Forget okay i'm done. I'm out. thank you again. But i just wanted to we. I'm working full sway. We told you like three weeks ago. We do in a box. The healthy menu argue. I'm sorry i must go back in time to get him. Dolores hang on. I'm here we're out here in gonzales. Texas putting on a rope and brothers. How's the weather out there. Not ben rosen runoff. Water in the in the outside of the arena. But how was it at your house during the craziness. I those look power went off like maybe once or twice but came back on within a couple of hours or so my My family my family was back home and they had no power hometown as so. Yeah so san antonio. Y'all had no our joint. The only ones. I live in a small small like half a one horse. A horse towns. We were lucky off a couple of times all those frying. That will stay on. And i went and got much much my family and brought them home. Shit they're they're home probably watched in net flicks and all kinds of stuff. Yo-you guys need to go. Check out his podcast. Shut up and refill my podcasts. It's on any way like it up. But i told you go fuck. You trust anyone consistent. I gotta run. Guys what i just wanted to let everybody know listening. And if you'll put this on video which should do go checkout shut up before my popcorn modify anchor apple all that. Check me on the edge. Shut up on twitter. You're linked tree all mullenix there and check on my extra butter feed put random stuff just did a season two finale clip show on the main seed. Just put that out. Check that out and then season three dude spoiler season three going to have some bad as guess just saying people you know people. I know people. They know it's going to be it's going to be. Wow baby wave about to have billy madison on your thing shit. I wish brother that's like that's like that's like like that's my was at moby dick. Well that's my. That's that's the one s i'm shooting for derek. Even better but now. I guess some loyal listeners. Loyal listeners actually cool as be a mess people and then network familiar people is it. I can't wait to we ever record yet. I'm just chomping at the bits baby season three soon march. Maybe april depends on how i get but i gotta run. I have to harbor man. I appreciate you coming on with his. Well he come live from zealous texas. Hell yeah that was. Yeah hopped on. I was like yeah. It was like i told you this. Losing jump on quick is. He's at worksheet. You'll hear some really funny earlier. You sent to link in a dm and i went into the dm. But i didn't pay attention that it was a data link is always gonna be a new story and i clicked on it and it was starting to upload zoom ding. I'm on a shitter. Going down out. I'm like no no no no. There's a story that's a funny soup. Yeah man he popped on us. I oh see it as house. Barely getting the fucking intro These ratings he's ready before we are stadium. Got to hear you man. I gotta go get a beer. I was sitting there. I was like oh man he already on hoda. He's gonna wanna jump on rue quick because he's at work and he's by more professional than we are so nosy at work working with the stairs at the rodeo knows need get him when he's not a bucket work without may yeah go look at his shit man check out his length and all that he's got some fucking bats previews reviews in all kinds a trailer Yeah man he's fucking while. Shut up and refill my popcorn. See i say. I say if you check out that extra butter thing that he does. I guarantee you when you're done with it. You'd be licking your fingers. He had to write this Forgotten i don't write it my phone write it down. I writing down. yeah man. we're talking about the fucking snow that hit texas ellison boosted Thankfully bro. i didn't lose power but we did lose fucking water over here. So how like. How bad was it in your like your neighborhoods. Now i'll man we want to. We got like two inches than in like a layer is underneath. It wasn't bad at all but four other people man. Holy fuck the pipes Thankful none of that shit. Having us we We're actually outside wife. Smoking a cigarette. She heard the neighbors fucking pipes. Go out like dan. Fuck it sucks you seen a was it a rosy you happen to. It was at her place. I was at a family's place. Oh fuck. I don't know what happened to us. She i think it was one of those on facebook or twitter but there was pictures like it. Looks like all drywall like. The pipes must've urged. That were open to the ceiling of Attic and his shit all over her at all of those plays are not a bad. A whole bunch to seal. It just felt like our furniture is crazy. We're not use all that boosted yoshida. I've seen i've seen the thing. Said some like texans so mad. 'cause they got all of them big trucks. They don't know how to drive them in snow. We're kind of voices ever y'all gonna. I was gonna post it out. It's not the time for that. She exists and people hurting right now. So keep that yeah. No shit man came out of nowhere to like. Nobody didn't even realize that she was coming. I mean they saw it coming but holy fuck. We didn't think it was gonna get this fucking cold. It never fucking Is usually we get about thirty. Thirty two maybe. Drop the fucking teens. some people coming out. It was like eight at one time here so some ask you a question. Why why do we let the government tell us what to do when we're supposed to depend on them now. Shouldn't they realize that that cold asked whether it's coming to you guys. You're not used to it. You don't know like got turned a damn water on just a little bit for the pike. They should have had the heads up to you guys. Hey you to get fucking snack. This is what you gotta do but not Field telling schick taken our tax money dude things. I figured out. I needed omni some goddamn propane. Yeah water and unease and propane heaters. Holy fuck do any the generator shit. It sucked when the power went out. How long did I'm visionary they would only went out for two hours. I bet that ain't bad at all dude but there were like people across the block from us. That didn't have power like three days. Three days straight. A tell the truth they would mean mugging you. Every time you came out of the house. Wouldn't they knew i would be just driving. See all the lights out on this. And then you go to your black. And his dad is got. Gotta then though wrote dude. I had the whole week off bro. I didn't go to work now. One fucking day this week. I know your company. They paid you. Oh hail yeah row you noted but still managed care you. You know what i mean. It was fucked up wrote. It was fucked up when you that bullshit as we're now seeing you which fucking phone eighty degrees seventy seven degrees and sunny over here. I'll know what happened. Everyone else getting hit. And we were like chilling over here in the seventies with what's going on look at us talking about the where the the weather's in the fucking news brough and went across the fucking country. Do everybody got hit with this bullshit. Somebody's gonna make fun of me right now because i'm probably dumb but it doesn't make any sense to me that you guys literally right across must get net kind of weather but then by Like what the hell is that. Don't make any sense that goal throat we right across. The go is different on us so some water stops the weather now. Making a damn sense. I guess i don't know what causes hurricanes. So what the fuck. Don't get me into that Out a hurricane this is what. Tc baby told me okay. He told me to. Hurricanes come from africa because china punish america with his people. That's what he told me. I swear to god. While i hit i hit him up to. I was trying to get him. Jump on a podcast. He's at work too. I work on camera. Yeah i totally them is. I i guess how me and tito do it. Like twenty minutes earlier we lay. Hey wanna do podcasts. Or if you're ready. I'll see guess professional wake up in the morning. They feel like did they do it if not happening. I'll give us more props so we can just out of nowhere. But you wanna do podcasts. Okay let's go. No no no sit a lot of people freeze up when they get on and saw record was i see that record button. Go on a lot of people say that that wa wa burger. I got the other day. Yes a seen that shit dude. It was good. It was like i was i was. I was impressed. Bone was good. It was a big chunk of meat on it. Whatever top you want. Did you wear your Brady shirt over there. And one yet. I make my own. The house has been on. The buccaneers bandwagon. Bro ain't going on right now. You needed sage profile. Not as a cover photo you dropped now see. I'm not. I'm not gonna do that because in the past when i did do that. It was because i was trolling. I'm serious this time. I'm on wagon leg. He's gotta be a slow transition when you really jump on wagon. You just can't hop on their full speed needs to photoshop your face holding the drug. I'll get joey because he's really go with this stuff to get the video. Tom brady thrown body pretty and put my face on. The football is kind of a squishy it in their little bit. You're fucking sue. You see that damn lady whose dad originally made that name was talking about like brady disrespect the trophy and she couldn't sleep for like three days of its stupid. Fuck up and get live. I couldn't sleep for three fucking days. What the hell this world is falling apart right now a. You couldn't sleep. Because tom brady almost through a trophy. And what your priorities are bug whom you'll honestly how come more people than jump on her ass because of that really. That's that's your big like shut up right now. Okay yeah man that's fucked up fucked it He's had it so many times. It's should be the tom brady trophy to. he's not fuck the hey. He's the quarterback of my team on the side jumped out there. Wasn't you fucking team. Not that long ago man. The best part is i got. I gotta bucks mask. But i wear sometimes my read forty niners wa wa picture that i that i posted and they said gonna use that picture. They tweeted at me to see. I had like i had put a hashtag on into given permission. And they're using picture. And i was looking i was like i got a forty niners with a bucks mass. Wow bro is anybody anybody's bride our dallas cowboys. Socks with writers underway and shame. Dues pig out. What fun is it go. I cheer for dean. Assad is not any fun. I'm trying to be happy in life so cheer for a good team makes you happy like whatever. Feel you offer Dan plus. I lived in florida since i was eleven. I if only go for florida team can't be mad. I mean tales We don't we. Don't talk about that team any longer. That's he was over with. Is that it outdoor may. But we'll go. So what's up with mr ted cruz. Man going on vacation while you guys live in snow and disaster and lower robert. His win two k coup. You're nah i'm gonna margarita. Br i got time. Let me ask you a real question. Because i think my brain works but what what technically was going on your wife and house you you in less feel like like she was yelling at you for something. He just walked by my house. I got somebody just walk. I would say anyway. Go over to start running to work. But what the fuck do you. Why found out about the pay. Like a hundred grand for some headphones about the stab. Your as you seen them bre later. Later topic timeout. So let me ask you real question. Oh but the teaser. Right there a teaser. You guys don't know but are you really. Are you really mad because he went to cancun 'cause like if he's in taxes what is he literally going. Is he gonna fix something if he was in. Texas does anything change if he's in texas or in cancun. Here's not take on. Is what i told my wife. When she brought it up she told me about. This is like i look. They're all on ted cruz. Ask the fucking went to cancun said under percent. If i had the money is is being cancun. There yes see now does one way to look at it but you know he's he's up there he's supposed to be like taking care ship but also he's not physically with his hands going to change anything. So does it matter if he's there they're a he can zoom in. They can try to discuss. What's going on. Like i don't really get mad like suffer with us now. Hundred percent hundred percent I wasn't here when all the shoot was going down. It was as that you know. My family wasn't texting me calling me asking me. Hey stay crews doing right now when all this after they give a fuck bro. You know what i mean. They don't care new like he ain't gonna pike's like exactly. It doesn't matter if he's in like i really don't understand why people get mad. Oh he's not in texas and with us You should want and he's got the like you said if he's got the means to go somewhere else he's still probably calling. He's probably on conference calls. He's trying to fix the. He's doing the same thing he do if he was in texas but he's not like i don't know i don't get people don't understand people. I need to go back to planet. I need to go back home. It people just you know they just want something. I mean this understanding a bitch whether they like it or not people are gonna fucking bitch. We were going bitch. Says they like it. People are going to bitch you know so either way. Whatever he did people is going to bitch if he was here. You'll be busy. He ain't do another anybody he's here he's just here like what the dude it's basically misery loves company like you should have been here suffering with us and like stop it you to stop it. Please let that go to cancun. Get some Like if anything. I look at it as he took his family. The hell out of some terrible situation. That's what you supposed to do. If we had the money we'd take family out of situation to exactly wrote exactly. I wasn't calling you bitch. I e how can we not fucking suffer like me union. Bring as i was doing opposite. I seen you suffer. And i was like yo. Look ma weather over here motherfucker. Winning that water. I dude i call you as you're looking for water. Thank legit you would drive around looking for water when i called you. That's another thing. Broke the panic by motherfuckers. These stop painting by chill out. Chill the fuck out do like chill the fuck. I couldn't find water for sit nude hit of all the grocery stores all the gas. No water not nowhere new alike. God day ever water milk or a confronted. You didn't find that one night you to find anyone was whoever note in fun. You end up doing well. I mean we had sodas and all this bullshit. You know what i mean. I just want some water. did you end up. You said you go to the creek to get some water to flush tallest. You end up doing that. No now thankfully the fucking water turned on before we had actually go dude it before the tub water ran out and basically the way things go right. Now it's like twenty twenty one. We're trying to keep up twenty twenty okay. We in china look stupid. Be china which do some crazy stuff too. 'cause that was a crazy story that you got got no people still suffering from right now. I got people in austin. It's doing on no power. She parents and fucking read there alison zoo. They ain't got no water The boston they got any damn drug you want. So they're going to be okay to ride as shit out some drugs. Water get turned back on good to go. No sit there for yemen. The panic mine. That was the worst that had been the worst mop perspective. The panic bar like holy shit devising went crazy Just insane land justice. Say you know what could have helped us out. All this shit went on. Must flying fucking car. He wants to put out gra everybody. There's there's a lot of rumors going around at a they feel like you. Don has some machine that does that like chains. The weather and he did this on purpose. 'cause he he's trying to drive the price down of everything in texas so he can buy up more of texas holy. Fuck that's vegas conspiracy guy de it'd be like an evil genius. Usually like the he i mean. Have you seen his picture. He looks like evil genius. I mean literally looks like the dude. Hey babe i got no. I ain't got no hatred. I do. I do wish the fucking hover and car when it came out before. All the tesla lables came is ever gonna come out though. You don't think so because you can't trust people to drive them damn dates. That's true that is true. I wouldn't wanna be trusted. Dwi and fucking hooker in car. He i don trust an uber driver in a hover car. So how high sketchy should it. Hover sixteen inches off the ground twenty inches to five inches on. No i mean if you're gonna hover. why are you going at low a. We're going hover. we gotta be up there. We got like thirty forty feet. Nair put a governor on where you can't fucking hunger that high were taking the governor and also like hover hot air cops like measuring how high your to are you overweight spot because they built all the roads shit they built all these rows all that money on us. That's why they're not gonna let you fucking fly. We spend all this. If you're gonna hover on the fucking road broke. That's the bullshit they're going to get you with it. I'll never going to happen. Not while we alive. That's what we're not like. I'm saying we're not going to get the flying car rica. Fly in the fucking but you can get the hovering called where you can hover on the road and you don't touch the fucking wrote. I mean i guess. The benefits is the rose not messed up. I guess there is a little bit of benefits. But i don't know if it's enough benefits to put that much technology in a car just a hover. Like what's the is it going to stop faster. I guess you can hover above water. Ooh y'all come visit your ass right. That's what i'll be allies. That's what i'm talking about. Being able to hover on water would be to see. You convince me we should. That would be the like. Hey you know what. I don't really give you like eating. Let me fly. But i can go across the pond in this in fish at a my car. That's pretty pretty crazy that they were coming up with hovering stuff back in the day in movies. Stuff like mardi had skateboard hovered. But we still ain't got that again. It's kind of weird borough. That's what i'm saying. It's a conspiracy is like we built the roads. Y'all's asks is going to stay on the goddamn roads. They built roads. But they're constantly rebuild the road all day every day construction all over the place. And if that's what i'm saying like if you get the florida car that what the fuck new roads were stopped. The roads like why. There's no kids have a water. Yeah that's the out. Love it though man. But yeah you're right wing get the foreign call never. So what what do you talk about. What the the whole alien. thank. God i didn't even look at that part of the article. I just looked about him. Building cars intrigued me. You watch the video that video that you sent me. I didn't watch that. Fuck fuck is giving me work to do now. He's like here here. I leave the videos review. I read the book and article. Well i read the article that i'll say. Oh you read was a hovering car. you quit. That got up on that. I'll turn twenty minutes of content hovering car as we don't get paid for this podcast. We are never again paid for the. I will say though last one. When i listened back to it i was laughing. My ass off at us laughing. Leslie was good. Lesson was good because it was unexpected As i just i'll be recording old. I will say if that was unexpected and this one was really unexpected. We literally woke up like literally woke up like let's go. I was ready to. i was trying to borrow. Yeah that's right. You woke up and was i listened to one today i was like oh shit you said you want to do in a ma actually got to work tomorrow. I'm off today. Sounds like let's. Let's do that hour and a half hours giovanni everything. I was literally getting ready to do it. Fucking tomorrow as i who let me look assume. Oh shit today. Even searched nothing holy foot so basically Ilan was on with joe and he s. He's like a missing. I can pull that shit up. We'll phone Sketchy and shit dude. What are you doing right now. You're doing some weird. How's this what i would say. I'm good as send the link to our podcast. I was wondering if you who you think would jump on if we just tweeted that out on our podcast right now. Yeah we dislike live show. You want to join dude. Let's do it retrieve that shit now. Their minds bad idea did a great idea with the puck. You talking about so. Let me ask you question if i if i take the link and my dm and just tweet that bitch out me like jump on jump on it. Yeah a host. See that should be Especially somebody hates us. Joe if you want to hop on our podcast right now. Click on this link. Let's go we end up. Play the fuck. Nealon era adds up. I'm going to get him and get him and get it. Look somebody if anyone shut up. Shut up buck. Who's it on is like no turn your mic on asshole. Angel video we. We ain't gonna keep this. We can't hear you right now. He now what's going on. What are you driving you. Start out fucking on. Tam right now joe you on. That's wild podcast right. This was tito's idea he starts out the link to everybody. Thinks this jump on think. Fuck did he drink and already ten thirty. Why are you. I'm drinking. i ain't gonna own drinking. Okay how's love to say yeah. He's in texas. Got emmy seen a weather out there closing up. I'll be drinking too so let me ask you a question. Would you say that everybody is gay a little bit just a little bit. I can't answer that. Because i'm calling in on my workload that's your we. Call that unimat type of questions especially since you're recording it. No no. here's a day. No no listen listen all we do is audio so nobody knows who the hell you are. We don't do video. We do it through zoom because he's in taxes so nobody's gonna know to help. You are promising to video will never come out row. Does ever gonna come back. I don't think so you want to prove to you that everybody's a little gang everybody masturbate. That's everybody knew what the hell is. Present what the hell does masturbate and have to being game because you touch an addict when mastabas right what the hell is exactly exactly you. Your little you touch a decoy. Doing it just because you touch. It doesn't mean there will ever been invited to a bunch of circle jerks receiver. Tell me i'm wrong. You're touching dick when you masturbate. So you're like girl mass debates. She's beggaring himself. Everybody's a little gay. Don't wanna admit one a flashlight. So you're not directly touched. Exactly thank you. That's my point back. In the day we had no choice. We had to be gay because there was no flashlights nowadays. If you don't have a flashlight gay i. Let's let's let's. Let's get a girls opinions. You got another person here. A chat coming over hop off picking off. I appreciate it later so you ran off one more and the best one is like i'm picking my daughter up. Yeah that was terrible. That was terrible will go ahead and that question again. I know how you doing. Good how are you. I'm not too bad. Told me ask you a question. Would you say that everybody in the world is a little bit gay a little bit. Yes spam see. She's on my side. I even got to explain myself. Of course going to be on your side. That's my sister boosting. So this'll i told tito. Basically this is why everybody's little bit gay because if you your little bit gay like i'm touching dick when i masturbate. I'm right. I'm right on this. I got this lockdown right now. You're fucking stupid bro. That has nothing to do with it. Nothing at all. You are touching a dake when you masturbate your little bit gay. I don't know why you do. Don't look it's two thousand twenty one. We all cool. We can do this. You ain't gotta tell me what year it is. A no fucking year is saying you're you're gay or touching your own dick. That's not how it works. But i'm not saying i'm not saying it's a bad thing i'm just saying if you got to touch a dick to make yourself feel good. Then you gave a got a finger herself. She's a little bit. Gay is not route is not no. That's not how it works. No you guys out of your damn mind. Because i'm make complete sense right now. That's not no that's not how it may no their own because they have curiosities not because they're such neurons dick's lake nona by everett's fucking shit. You have bbc alley thoughts. 'cause you pay your fucking dog you just so now. Yeah you fucking bestiality motherfucker. Now that's what you're making. No you just prove my point right because you shouldn't make any sense. I'm pat an animal. My dick's not getting hard. Okay to me. That was your hosts. It you said you gotta dig in your head so hard when it's in my hand when i'm putting my animals my dick's not hard. What are you talking about right now. Okay that's wild. Yes we go forward. It'd be better with guests. Do we got a whole bunch together. We do every week when you fucking you guys understand what i'm saying on i got a point. You hate it you want. I got a little bit of a point while all little gay and we all know stupid Hey hey cecil. How's the weather over there. It's beautiful it's sunny. The we have blue skies now. The snow is melting on. Nbc outside the snows almost melted away. How was it when it got really bad like. Did you get hint 'electricity. Yeah it was horrible. It was fucking horrible. Like i never want to see snow again. I'm done with snow. Ever electric city for I think the longest was about ten hours. Oh i mean it's not the worst but Cold like it was seven degrees outside my house. Like in the fifties. It was fucking old. Where did you guys do to keep one. Just like close or do you have fireplace. We have a still a gas stove so we just let that. We were lucky. We had a gas stove. Otherwise we're gonna fucking question is. Did you just have the stove on us. Constantly cooking as you got stove on leonelli had burners on and we grew up poor so when we grew up we didn't even have heaters at the house. That's how we grew up with the still always fucking on and so we just had to on our lease be roasted marshmallows stove on. I mean we got the thing alone. Yeah a lot of willie. Soon notre dame gas stove and i and in one turn on because the pilot doesn't work because there's no electricity. Sounds like oh fuck it. We're not gonna have any gas we're gonna die. And then he got up he turned it on. Like told you to turn it on. I was like oh. I didn't know that yeah genie. Yeah now the only problem we're having now is the groceries because hp trucks can come through so now all this the shelter just empty is trickling down here. Because she's up north and alison. I'm down south and the trucks ain't making it down here either a because one of the h. e. h. Let people go in there and just like take whatever they want to like. Just what you need just go. Yeah well it happened was interesting. Went out and so they called everybody the front and they let them shop for fifteen minutes and then they called everybody to the front and then they said okay just go. We're not getting in just as bad as yeah. H u b. is h. I tried to get a job there when i moved to texas. They didn't want to ask like know. Florida added eight. Gb too much had go work. By cody fucking put in pools. No chance workbook in florida where eight gb shirt and do some stupid in it. And i did interview like everybody looked. Chill relaxed look at having a good time. Heb taste care of their employees hillier. He'll yeah which i can say that for. My company already says thank you for coming on with us. Have good welcome. Thank you for having me by by all right here. We go about finally play video tape. Had to is already every podcast. We did so yes already know. Technically we had three guests go the worldwide miss pal chair standing there on a bit of weight. You still listen to this bullshit. i got promo phony. They would want us to know or do you think they would just be observing and making sure we don't blow ourselves up with material civilization assure are subtle us know. Obviously they just for show up. And we'll gam mainstream Alien spaceship in his land of times. Square right okay or hover over downtown. La yeah yeah we were like okay. We believe you so whatever excel very subtle very social. Is aliens. how often do you think about nine zero zero. Even though you're thinking about interplanetary travel you don't really think about aliens. So what do you think about him saying. He doesn't think about them at all. I don't think about them exactly. Why don't you think about at all broke. Made us in all the fucking bullshit out there and look straight up at all the bullshit. They only made us not this. Other boosted out there is bullying. Ama- look straight up right now. But i'm gonna tell you that i'm in my closet so i'm just my closet name so if you look up at the night sky you see all of wigan stars and everything in the air you gotta realize that you're not the only one that got made light there's other shit in the fucking air got made to you. Know what. I mean like this other fucking beans out there dude. That's why i have no problem with him. Saying i don't think about it because he knows this shit out there so what. I think the people that constantly think about it. They're not sure if the ruling out there. Not smart yeah. We're not the only ones. I'm not gonna take about that. They come they come. They don't they don't for sure or fucked. My pain went out battery dead. May i like your phone -til mike me off your fucking dig advert. Tito is notorious for lynn batteries. Run out competed. At the you'll as i had a plug my phone in 'cause my batteries about the dot no fucking shit dude. What the fuck. Hey man. I gotta say man. I'm really avenue we did. It was way more fun. Yeah it was talking about stuff that that makes us laugh and think everyone else was supposed to laugh. No shit this. We've been hit on thanks to we supposed to be taking. You have notes of what we're supposed to touch on. I think we only touched on what the weather in texas and it. I told you that was going to be enough. You're like you drug three topics one. That's good gone. Call you ask you did you. You ain't gonna say. I'm not lying. You fucking dragged it out. You get in trouble right now in case you guys are not getting in trouble. Yeah we're still recorded hop on. We have lydia getting a goddamn screen on the screen. Like a grandma was happening. Yeah we go along. I'm gonna go girl no. The y'all drinking fucking michelob. Ultra lydia would you say. I think everybody is a little gay guys. Girls and i get what you're saying. I guess but no. My lesbian best friend literally tells me on the straightest person honor. I'm not get off. Whenever i do have moments where i look at a woman in like usual so i get what you're saying well of course because all i was saying women are way more beautiful than guys are you guys are just the creation that keeps us motivated to do. What the hell we do. But let me ask you lady. Do you masturbate now okay. How'd you have you masturbating lice. Yes so you're again. Why am i. If i'm jonah your finger in vaginal get because it's different because okay look. I got something out of your mind. I got something. Because one okay. But i must be a real personal one of the reasons why i don't like to masturbate is because i i like the touch of a man so whenever i tried to masturbate. Doesn't do anything for me. Because i don't get off. You know what i'm saying. I don't get off at all so may as your question. Are you still masturbate right. I tried you still get nothing. No jonah you're touching lou we're gonna but what about women. They use toys. No so you're not gonna look like you know what i mean. You know what i'm saying. That's why tokyo back in the day. We had no choice. We had to masturbate but now does flashlights. So if you don't have a flashlight you'll gay. There's nothing wrong. I'm just telling you. Okay no dude dude. You're totally touching. I don't know ever about that. You're saying he's like if you touch yourself. You know you like yeah get what you're saying. I know what you're saying but you make sense right. You can't deny did little sense but it's hard to ask me. Because i don't even like to do that so it's hard to ask me but you still did it so you're a little bit. I tried to do the procedure in didn't work everything masturbating. Whoa whoa what you tried everything. Vibrators dildos and hands and louis c. Hands safe fingers goddamn this myself in. No that's what i'm saying. I've tried different ways that i've been told but it just doesn't work. What do you mean you you have. He does the same thing that i try to do to myself. A world over here. It doesn't work. Are you saying you never came to completion by yourself. Never because i don't get off do you dude. It wrong no. I'm not doing it wrong. Tito can you imagine you are never able to make yourself come by yourself. Oh i kill myself. I'd be done. I want to be live. That's what i have him for. He's supposed to make me come. You would marry joel live. I mean you ready before. I got married. I was kind of like. I was very sexually active because i had to have sex because i couldn't masturbate myself. Hey hey have you seen those books member back in. Data's books like like financial idiots or computers telling you i should have got a masturbation idiots. Both my friends are lesbian. They specialist than his to help me. What do you mean they held. Ju toys owned by. Are they telling me what to try to. Like when i go. Y'all manley helped you know say am trying to figure out what's going on. I say i don't like christine. One of my friends tried to tell me i was doing it wrong in that i need to go up not down so i need dinosaur to be stimulated and i was like now okay tried it and i was like nope didn't work. Sorry excuse me. What's the dinosaur. Okay this chang yeah. We definitely need to have guests on every damn podcast now. So now on as it as what happened is down. Get into their. We hit on one topic podcast.

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Sami And Aleen On What They Wish They Knew In Their 20s?

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Sami And Aleen On What They Wish They Knew In Their 20s?

"Betcha presents diet starts tomorrow with hosts sammy sage having a relationship with an alien drexler. I'm gonna make you girls hump day three in a world where wellness looks perfect on instagram. Tuesday's on back the fields. Anything but in real life butter a car. Yes this is. The podcast exploring emotional side of wellbeing powered be proud heart. Thank you can buy from people who understand the struggle. I am on the third day cleanse diet. Hello and welcome back died starts tomorrow. I'm sammy and i may lean and it is another thursday to thursday and we will we will share with you a nonce going and a dear dear. My my brain is just like just shot. Like i couldn't remember somebody's name morning. It was really weird. You were like. I've active repeat it because it was a normal name that started with an amazon was like what was her name. Molly as anybody you know. It's funny but yeah that's how we bring is. I can't remember words these days. It's just really just blip. That's a lot. That's what they call pregnancy rate. I think sort of something like that. Or i'm just like have a lot of Just wake up in the morning thinking about a lot of things. So let's do you wanna do. Do you have non scale winter share. We should do it. Up like a compile compa compilation. That's the word of like every time we go. You have a scale when you're like. Oh fuck yeah. I always am like that. Because i don't have. Let's see what i did like the past few days. I know what yours. As can i give it to you. What is it what it you got the vaccine. Oh yeah. I got the job okay. I vaccinated half way right. That's my win Vaccinated feeling like superman It was a great experience. And you didn't get it yet. Sadly you didn't get one potsdam but you know you go for your appointment that you've booked properly. I went to my appointment. What was so crate onto crazy about the experiences like we have so many people have. There's so much suffering that has been created by this. Yeah the pandemic. obviously and we've been stuck in our homes prevented from doing so many things it through so many wrenches into everybody's life and then you sit down for the vaccine and it's over in one second not even like you don't even feel the shot i was just like she's just like i looked away because i don't like to look at the needle going in so i was just like just like like i'll i'll be here and then all of a sudden she's like you're done before i even realized that it was in my arm and i'm like that was it for the whole thing i know but you do have to think about i. He'll say alert testing and how specific like think about it. The liquid is so small right and what they're putting into your body like the party owls. And how much testing and the systems that go into the booking of the vaccine in derry. The science old thing is is a is a crazy operation because thinking that on my end because the pandemic is its own thing and the facts on me as a person has been huge as it has been on everybody. Obviously i'm not feeling the only one. But i'm saying the amount that the pandemic has affected me to think that it all ended without a shot that even feel is not ended. Totally like take precaution. But that for me. That's like the protection that will protect me from dying of covid like that was the whole thing getting a little prick and then let's let's talk a great user experience. Get great user experience vaccine. Great you x. It once you've got that appointment and it's not in potsdam you a great smooth seamless transition. Nothing against potsdam of any non skill. Wins i have one this morning and it's so subtle but it was felt like big in my mind. Resi like got chips city cookies and ship like the big fat while And like ate breakfast growth. Whatever but then. I went to my kitchen and i was just like i need to stress. Eat right now and so i took a piece of this cookie and then while i was eating and i was like you know. It's funny like i totally the moment. Self-aware moment of saying i'm stressed eating rather than like. Oh i need to eat discussed it kind of like negative self talk. I was like I'm enjoying stress eating this cookie right now and i just moved onto my day. You know it was it was it was just pinpointing exactly what i was feeling and the fact that i'm coping with this little piece of cookie and it was fine and it's almost like an the and the fact that i'm treating it as a whim mix even feel better about it instead of seeing it as a negative moment it was a positive one and it makes me feel like you know it's it's all okay. I don't know how to explain it. It was just like a nice little moment. Yeah i mean. I think it's interesting. How like how we have sort of like become. We've come to believe that like stress. Eating is like this really horrible behavior but like it's actually really not that bad unless you're like into like really like debilitating binge territory like to have a little stress. Leading is actually like quite a probably one of the least harming things you could do. Well it's from from my perspective though the reason why. I'm saying it's a win. It was just like being so self aware of what i was doing. And it wasn't like mixed in with this you know gluttonous and i'm just eating and eating and i can't stop myself i have no control. It's saying like okay. I know what. I'm feeling in that moment. It's like in two or anything when you're just like when you realize what your emotions are. Sometimes you just feel them and sometimes you just give into coping with not with them with the food or whatever it is and i was just like proud of myself to sail like okay. That is what. I'm feeling right now. I'm not hungry. I'm just feeling a little stress right now. And the thing that's gonna make me feel better. Is eating this cookie and the fact that also brought to light the fact that i am stressed so i was like okay. Maybe i need to do something else to distress. So it took a further level over next level and it just it was. It was kind of a cool moment. You know. I didn't like i didn't stress over my stress eating totally. Yeah no i mean. I think it's great because it's not really that bad dressy like at that level. It's just not and like it's not even giving in it's just like a normal management of. Interestingly people are always saying like. I'm so like a week. I felt stress. It's like we're always fucking stress. Like i don't know anyone who is like not stressed most of the time like i just don't know how we're supposed to manage that without like some sort of coping mechanisms otellini right outings. Yeah i mean are they not the same kind like for me. They're like the same like it's all just going something. You're not stressed about and you can. You know what i mean like. Anxiety can come from different sources. Stress is one of them. I go yeah. This is reading osco when because like who really cares. It's all just okay. You read it highly and sammy bursts. I wanna say that. I found this podcast last year at the beginning of quarantine now. I'm addicted to everything that comes out of your company. I started dsp from the beginning. And now i'm caught up. I wait anxiously for every episode. Like everyone else. I used to struggle with chronic under eating food restriction combined with over exercise which resulted in the loss of my period at times even just a year ago. When i first got in your podcast. I was still trying. Countback rose us. All sorts of supplements sponsored by fitness influencers. Have one day a week. Oh god ordered a ton of strength training equipment when the gym's closed and when my body still didn't change i wanted it to. I would get down myself. And say i just need to try another meal plan in there as i worked my way through the roads and heard the experiences and stories and many others like me. I realized maybe i need to see where intuitive eating takes me and stop wasting so much time thinking about it and looking at diet and exercise techniques. My journey still remains a work in progress. And i certainly saw days. When i think i should start meal propping again or i should spend money on some new work out the promises. The results are looking for and just twelve weeks. However i was reminded of how fide i've come when my boyfriend and i ordered pizza from pizza hut with the stuff and all the toppings like basic patches. We are in the years prior. I would always scarf down. Four or five large slices of pizza. Because i never knew. And i eat it again if i only at one cheat meal week each week. I want something different. When we ordered the pizza. I two slices and before reaching for a third i thought about it and decided i was satisfied with the two slices for right now. What was even better was. I got up in the morning. Eight another slice for breakfast so the extra pieces in go to waste and just went about my day and didn't stress about having pizza. Two meals route. Thank you betcha for doing what you do. I wish you were able to know how just just how many lives you touch on people. You help sincerely pizza hut batch. I love lava lava pizza or breakfast moment. we're proud that you ate it. But you know even more than that like we're proud that you ate it and didn't stress about it or feel anxious. I love the. I love the name pizza hut batch. First of all. that's all. I had pizza hut in. How many years how. When was the last time you have pizza hut. Not recently last. Time is when i used to go to manus gone with like my friends. We get domino's no no. That's not even pizza hut. I was never like a huge pizza. Hut cow if i would if pizza hut were jam. The way domino's is which i used to order every time i came back from vacation or a trip anytime. We all have a plan. I would order dominos. Be waiting for when i got home. So if i were a pizza hut batch. I would have done that pizza hut because domino's batch not really much. My post plane lake Binge it was always like italian pasta like that was or like noodles of of an asian variety but s something like big and newly and that was like a real post plane. Binge moment i don't know is almost like i was holding onto the end of vacation. Yeah that's what it is was. Yeah like i'm gonna have to diet again. Yeah that's why would always get a medium thin crust domino's pizza a thin crust. Yeah it's the best across is so fucking delicious. It's like cutting try. This episode is brought to you by feels feels is a better way to feel better. Their premium cvt will help. Keep your head clear and help you feel your best. 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You'll get fifty percent off your first order with free shipping that's f. e. a. l. s. dot com slash gs t to become a member and get fifty percent automatically taken off your first order with free shipping. That's bills dot com slash gs t. f. a. l. s. dot com slash. Gs t we have a deer diaz email as well. Do you wanna read. That one is like three sentences long. Not but big question big question. Big question high dea sea. I am turning twenty at the end of the month. Ooh young betcha follower and i am feeling nervous about the future aging body image career expectations to start a family balancing career and family finances graduating college etc. That's a lot to think about at twenty. I'm trying to establish a good relationship with my body now but it's been hard. My question is what is something you guys are other. dnc listeners. Wish you knew going into your twenties. Signed baby batch. More like how to adults do this. Shit batch loaded question also a good topic to bring up like on instagram and ask other maybe thirties. Thirtysomethings cheers what's something you wish you knew or just like maybe a life lesson go for other twentysomethings. Ds years okay. I the number one lesson that i think or the number one on. This isn't necessarily a lesson. But if i were her i think she needs to adjust expectations about what the next five to ten years are gonna look like because these are the post college time is incredibly challenging for people. I don't know if that'll be you or you'll experience it to that extent but it really is a time when you're really trying to learn who you are. Who what type of people you can act with. What are your passions your interest. What like keeps you motivated at work. Are you motivated by money or you. Motivated by purpose are motivated by like feeling like you're helping people like so. I think that like that the next five ten years are going to be about figuring yourself out and there's going to be very painful stressful and anxiety ridden times as a result of simply being your age and the process of figuring out who and what you want to be for. You know post to get to that comfortable place that you probably want to get to. You will have to go through like a bit of a bumpy ride. And that's okay. It's normal like expand make mistakes. That's like mistakes. Expect to feel really uncomfortable expect to go through potentially bad breakup. Maybe jobs you really hate me. You will have something happened to you. I think that just knowing that that is okay that that is part of this process of growing up because like i know it's not really like necessarily portrayed this way but like until you get sort of like into this space where you're really on your own like financially independently. Maybe you're living on your own or with one roommate And you're not going to return to your parents like on spring. You know on vacation the way used to like it is it is a really big transition and you're going to be okay. You're gonna make it through it. I would to add to that. I i would say like in terms of expectations. I would just like you make if you wanna make a plan. I get why people wanna make plans make a very loose loose plan if anything Because your plans usually go to shit and but then somehow sometimes it works out in the end in a different way. you know. it doesn't mean that just because it doesn't work out in the way that you would plant at twenty doesn't mean it's not gonna work out for you in the way that you you'll you'll get what you want a different approach so i would just like maybe relinquish some control of of that i think but in terms of Something i wish i knew going into my twenty s. I wish i knew that. I know myself that. That's that's something that i wish i could say. I like billy madison. Shake my face and you don't actually know shit. This is going to be a learning. You know learning time of your life like you're saying ami and You know don't take everything so seriously. Yeah i think the older. I got like in twenty started taking things so seriously and i used to coming from a place where i just take took nothing except for like obviously in middle school migrates really upset but i sort of like started to hold on a little tighter and like taking my life like i was trying to hold onto control. You think every single thing is the most important thing always there. yeah And i get that because like your whole light like in that moment like your whole life is just you. It's your responsibility. your future is your own responsibility Another thing in terms of like body and stuff since that was like the number one thing always. That's my head. Stop fucking going on diets because that is what has made me gain weight like over all of this time and stop trying to go on diets to appease other people like so that other ba ba based on what other people think of you and really focus on what you think of yourself although that is really really hard to do at a young age because you don't really know yourself well so to the particular point about knowing yourself okay. Here's how i feel. Like if i were twenty i would be like what does it mean to know yourself. I think i know myself. I am x y z. And then you'd probably use a bunch of like adjectives that maybe your friends assigned you or your parents assigned you your teachers assigned you when you were younger. The way okay. this is going to sound. Maybe abstracts affiliates wealth participates while right all those things that like that you feel like you've been labeled with. Maybe they're true and maybe they're not so like i think that like the process of learning in your twenties has to do with like figuring out like okay. What actually resonates with me. Who do i actually feel like i am. And how do i tune into that rather than just like you might find yourself doing things that you don't really feel like are true to yourself because you aren't necessarily in touch and it's just easier because you know your friends are doing it or you've always done something this way or your parents. You're in a certain pattern or dynamic with your parents but like the way that you figure out. I think who you are is by like listening to yourself and training herself to listen to yourself so like if you've realized that you're really interested in like i don't know let's say equestrianism like sydney. Let's say okay the way like you find that something excites you. Accept that you that is your interest like you might like. Maybe you want to say that your interest is fashion but maybe inch always said that or a thought it but maybe you actually don't really like fashion and maybe you really like politics like you know. Maybe maybe you actually really started watching the news and you get really excited by that. Like i'm not saying is that i'm just thinking about that because that's something i'm interested but like like it. It's something that you feel like. Ooh like not allowed to like that. Like i never liked that before or like. No one knows that this is interesting to like. Let that go like go with what you feel like actually feels right in your gut like what really interests you. What really like makes you feel excited because like not doing that is just gonna delay figuring out like what what do you love in this world. You know what. I mean so right but also your interests can change over time. Your interests can totally change. But what i mean is like how to figure out like who you are is like you have to continuously. Listen to yourself and something excites you. Don't ignore that if something makes you feel uncomfortable. Don't nor that like and kind of just keep training yourself to listen to yourself so that you can sort of start to understand who you are and that will help get your path later in your twenties like much more clear so just like practice that yeah one of the sort of best things that i learned about the journey of learning about yourself of who you are is yes sure like interests for sure but like if you learn something that you perceived as negative that one might perceive as negative about you. That's okay and you don't have to constantly be on a journey to try to fix it. It's just something like we all have flaws and maybe that's the perfectionist in me or previous perfectionist. Emmy talking but that was like something like embracing some of your flaws is part of that journey And like makes you unique so and not necessarily like makes it's not. It's not bad car so so that was something awesome. Like don't be like also don't take that seriously like don't find this journey of knowing who you are like. Don't take it that seriously. Either just like live your life. Nobody and right get that seriously. But i'm saying in the process of living your life pay attention like pay attention to those feelings. I'm not saying like everything you're doing needs to be about figuring out who you are but in the in the course of your life you will encounter situations and those situations will make you feel a certain type of way it already react to certain type of way so paying attention to your reactions your feelings your gut instincts about things are people when it comes to dating or friendships that you may or may not want to like stay in or maybe you want invest more in them like all. This can sort of like be found if you practice how to listen to yourself. Well good luck baby. Which or how to adults do the ship batch. We're still trying to figure it out so wish you many many lux and that is for this thursday's episode. We hope you'll love it please. Email betcha dot com. Tell a friend about this show. What else do we want them to do. We want them to rate review. subscribe file. add died starts smart. Follow eddie lee. Bow wet sammy. 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Pete Holmes Returns!!!

About Last Night

1:22:26 hr | 10 months ago

Pete Holmes Returns!!!

"Hey. Art. Pitch. It. Looks. Great. Looks great feels great. Boy You can tell this guy's worked in Hollywood before. Looks Great. Your hair look seller Pete. I gotta be honest. You're my third friend. Would if they were all pete's no, you're my third friend that is growing his hair out during the pandemic. Do you say during the pandemic during quarantine during covert first of all I? Like I'm not just mirroring, you do say during the pandemic, right? So during the during the PD you You feel like it's the time to to kind of let things go because what he had, what are you keeping it clean for and piggyback. You're letting the hair grow and I dig it, and you're my third friend that's doing that and it's a great look. So I don't know what you're going to. I. I. This is so boring. So I'll keep it real. Quick. My things that I've that I've whenever my hair got real long the number. One reason I got a haircut was because I don't sideburns I. Get just like this air, but long. Yeah. Trying to be disrespectful. has seed like you know what I'm saying. That's what got. Curl. Side, hair, right. So it's not actually aside burn. It's just like long and assertive off like bag. Vinyl siding coming off the house so. Kind of curving by the way. Make you. Does that make. The. Sideburn. Yeah. Does it make you not to keep if just your sideburns WanNa? Be Jewish. Like. What? Say is an anti Semitic. Yes, I think it would know because know. About are chosen friends. They don't. They're not really interested in me. They don't want me really mean there's been meeting. Do there's been attempts I had A. Landlord in Brooklyn was a rabbi and got us a start to a five minute bit. Earlier. His temple is right up the street and I always used to drop hints that I would love to be invited to go to his temple I love that. Like I've studied in the Holy Land and I would literally try to shoot the shit about the Old Testament with them or is he calls it the whole story? Max. And keeney. So this is what human beings do. I'm basing a few times that my Jewish friends have not been interested in converting me and saying they're not interested. I'm sure some maybe more liberal Jewish sects would would want me to curl my us and get in the. Queue. called. The juke you. If. You, take the original title for Hollywood squares. You. Have it professional comic with multiple specials yet? Wanted me and my own. None of us are any of those things. Now, we're just a bunch of heads eating over the same. Now. All of the. Bill to be what they truly are, which is nothing. It's just the past. It's not real. So we're we're all equal now and I do I. I wanted to after we had some some fun taxed exchange a few weeks ago. I was like you know what? Man Like I, missing your face around the clubs and every time we've podcast did yours. Alien. You made it. Weird. which by the way, one of the best podcasts on the planet, your your your chat with Sandra was telling you what's like? I I don't even like I put it, I put it up there with Marins Obama. which sex term that you pay a little person that you? In Marysville bomb. Sorta what was going on in his life with the committee? showed up. I am so. Let's just say. I'm willing to pay for we'll, be right back. On The interview was. So you asked all the questions sandler to me is up there with Jim Carey Robin Williams, Farley, Belushi in this like. Eddie Murphy Chapelle. These guys just influenced me so hard and just are so. Especially with Sandler and you've gotten to now do this where you get to be in a position where you're running a show talk show scripted series where you get to employ friends and you're kind of at the helm creatively, and that to me is the fucking dream and you do it, and if done it and are doing it, and we'll continue to do it and Santa to me is like the guy that kind of just really got to do it. I well and has kept it going and is, and there's a reason for that where and you broke it down with them and you ask them all the questions that I would want to and. Sometimes you see someone get on a party and you're like, all right. Well, I, know this guy's interview style, it's not gonNA. It's not going to be the one that I'm GonNa love and I'm GonNa Listen because I love the guest. But yeah, you're the right amount of silly to where Sandler you're going to get some silly sale. No, which you've got a lot of and then ask really. Thinking cerebral thoughtful questions that made him kind of really breakdown process, which I've never heard unless it's an vanity fair Hollywood reporter round table, which even that feels just to pressure packed to where they are trying to say the right thing you know. Theory on that is the cameras, I really I I really appreciate that I he's been one of those guys that even when I was young. I don't think I ever dared to dream to be like Sandler because he was already. We even when we were young I, mean he was doing happy billy, Billy Madison. Yeah. Get more. So he was already doing what you mentioned, which was like working with his friends doing I keep saying like the next project I do I really wanted to have a blooper reel and that's just a way of saying like I wanted to be like silly and really funny and like hard to get through, and that sort of all, he does like he only does stuff where I'm like your your fist fighting with Bob. Barker that had silly day like there's no way that was people were like we're losing light, I'm sure. Day Brokers, hurry kicked me in the Dick. Like did we? I, man. It's in the script. Script that you like it. He. He was later in life. He I there's sort of like a a confidence in the inner confidence that's required to dream some of our bigger dreams and it took me later in my career for me to like admit to myself and to others like, Oh, I'd like to be like Sandler 'cause that's a big thing you want to be like Jordan and I'm not trying to fluff sandler too much. I'm just saying like you get to do as many movies as you want, and you get to do them with who you want to do them with and and you get to have Lake Guinot the the prestige of being in. I. Don't mind me saying Jad was like I. Think he is our Nicholson, and I was like really and he was like, yeah, look at his drama. It doesn't get any better and I was like I really think you might be onto something. He's. He's got both going. Yeah. Comedy going by the way, there's nothing funny about comeback. Don't. act. Dangerous. It's. On a mirror. Amerian. Works both ways. It's still funny. But I was having I wanted to chat with you again because like the belly laughs are so deep and guttural and I realized I, hadn't I got an a pretty healthy. Monotony of just like not. Not Smiling Lot but not like laughing a lot and I was like because I'm not even if you're doing a You know facetime with your rapper brother-in-law who's white, not eminem or your You. Know you're. You're trying to cheer up your your POPs. FRESH OUTTA hospice. Not Him, my step mom and. Go Weird and so but. I just haven't been like I. Don't know that. Yeah Man, and then just the overall arc of what's going on and even the other day I. Woke up on the wrong side of the bed I asked Alexa play Hootie and the blowfish as I got in the shower. She turned on Rem and I go not even Alexa wants to play ball and that that was devastating I go. She Goes No. No, we're not today's not a who day I'm also not a fan. So you don't even get to what you bought forbid show, she didn't say that. Then it really would have been an awful weekend. But I was like. Yourself. Hey Guys Adam right here for the about last night podcast. Hope you're enjoying the episode man. It's good to be back and you know what? The best part about being back is Sharon, the goodies you the fans I, love candles. Okay. You know from listening to this podcast. We've always had candles living around the apartment and now my new place and I'm tired of buying the bullshit candles from the store I want some personal touch and want something handmade. So That's why found hangover candle company. That's right homemade by a bartender in fort. Collins Colorado he's a big. Big. Comedy Fan podcast fan reached out and said I love the pod with some candles, Mike? I'm not comfy. Giving you my address. I, come on trust me. I was like all right. Let's roll the dice boom. Now. I've got fucking forty different flavors of hangover. Qena. 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Well, I think maybe we talked a little bit about like I figured out that I think I'm a learned extrovert not to gas you Hattie, but like I can be extra rated I enjoy being extroverted sometimes. Of Bursts, it sort of tires me out like for more evidence of this talk to me after two shows do hour long shows on a Friday typically. Am I'm going to be pretty like ready to read a or to bad like I I I've talked about this before I was never really like A. Like Lenny Clark. If you watch a documentary about Boston, stand up in the eighties like those guys seem like extroverts that do the show and the show was really just an excuse to like meet everyone in the. House and. I was just like I've always been. A little like my heroes are like Seinfeld, and these are guys that are like the show. That's the exchange we're gone. If. You. Go home and. Billy. Could I I've already kind of I guess that he might be like me in that like like secretly introverted, we get our power from being alone, and that's one of those to go back to what you're saying laughing and being silly like I was happy to do this and I'm happy to see you and all this downtime. Is Sort of reminding me why got into stand up because like I'm rested enough to be silly for its own sake more I always am. But your I'm more in touch with that like awkward Sweaty, Weird Kid that I still am sure even. I. Know It's very, it's very like popular to say you were like D. or door, but I'm really like he's in my body again and I'm living is him again because all those things, the specials in the going out and doing spots basically getting like bumps of affirmation cocaine. That's what doing a spot or you're like a cool guy, you kind of drive home listening to cool music. From High School, anymore. All of that is gone. So it's like walking around saying Shit Valerie loves it. Fortunately, I need a better example or when we occasionally run into people like we'll have a social distancing I, catch myself just being like, oh, nothing's changed, and that's why I became standard was to have like an outlet for all of this like goofy sort of embarrassing energy thousand, but like. That doesn't really here's what it is like. It doesn't even know how to pick up on cues of like being too much. Yeah. I might am I talking too much at this birthday party like that way. When I was twelve, I feel that way now and that's why we do stand up to get it. It's like taking a dump that don't go to a party with a big shit right in our. which can. Icebreaker Or got a big a big pook in here. Hey. Where's the corona premiers? Grew. What's the movie? All right. There's no beer. It's GonNa, crush harder than what you did. Premiere. Ran. The debut of a new corona that's gave a red carpet coups wine fluids on the rent. Of course influenzas right in the front row, he's the Jack Nicholson. The original influenza virus is in the front watching the guy. You're never going to believe this. Mirren's Obama. Just showed up. Can We? Can? We get one question? Are you still easily contract dwarves? I'm sorry. because. You do shows with Brab. You have such a pass on. On Dwarf I could say Midge Brandon, I have such dropped on him. I could throw a full. It say the full word and guess what? I'm going to choose when I do it. During this episode, it's going to be in context. It's GonNa make sense and it's going to be to him through facetime. That's that's. You do bring up a really great point of of when you go to pre being pro comic or your friends or people you. Knew. You were that there is a a tricky. Push poll of how goofy silly can I be? Excuse me in public. And be myself and hone this thing that I think. I'm starting to enjoy. Excuse me turn into something? Because People Greg. I'm sure your social distancing things like even now I did a few weeks ago with some friends. I hadn't seen a while and I felt complete freedom to do and say what I want because they know trust enjoy that I do it on a pro level and have you know what I'm saying where there's enough that you owned a bank. Professionally speaking Larry. Don't know. I. Have Way more of those friends. Let's Cross I. Think, they're funnier than me. Some are, i. think that just shows to to not pursue it and are making way more money. We need to speak your that. Yes, it's I know we have a lot of irons in the fire, but we have to speak to that because like I, I love your first of all the only way out of that argument is to concede that when people are like, you know who's funny. My cousin Jadan. Ninety. Own. Hard. A premier came out of my nose and I don't mean. The I. Wasn't needing or fucking. Moment? Yes. Okay. You probably is. The differences and this is Robert Klein. I. Think maybe even Seinfeld said it to is like, can he do it at eight o'clock on a? Friday, similarly I. Document I. Know You know that I know you? I'm not telling you to you. I'm saying it for the listeners. And they've turned off a long time ago. With. With I think I forgot it was an interview about the adult film industry and one of them was saying something very similar where they're like they think it's so easy to be the guy and I. Think it was Jenna Jameson who's super famous, and she was like when people say that to me, they're like get hard right now. Get hard right now. Get Right. Cube Baby. Say So if you. Remember those remember those endings looks. All right. Mike. I'm sorry. Too much for tear. No. Yeah, my mom is here is also what you say one. Rafael. It always works. To cousin, Johnny? If he's funnier than you, as you say be funny right now and and that's what that's what the job is. It's doing something that some people do have a certain amount of natural talent for it. But then the real thing that turned it into a commodity or job is the level of neurosis and Obsession and compulsion that makes you obsessed with like figuring out how to recreate a laugh like I. Make you laugh and immediately, you just go like, what can I recreate them? Is there a way to make that? Like a heart in a cooler. Can I. Transplant that laugh or we just had? Up In elevator into a hospital and into the body of a stranger to make them laugh. That's what stand up comedy as its heart transplant surgery, and it's as important, and maybe even more important than art i. want you to take this wrong. His you click bait. He'd homes comedian says that comedy is more important than healthcare. Can you skirt on q now? Oh, my God. That's so funny. By the way, the adult film industry, it's great to know who's do. I can't and WHO's Q.? You see what's happening I haven't talked to. In like. Four months. Ago. You. Can't, and WHO's Q. Pete? If I make, can you scored on Q. On the front shirts? and. On the back WHO's. Q.. You wear one. My Kid's Bar Mitzvah. We're talking thirty years. Down, the. Line. Absolutely where we'll still play that bid, we'll ill clay. To forty. half-life already to forty year half life of joke. Right. You can tell this joke in twenty-fifty and it will get the same laugh if not all. My friends I give comedians have to run his politicians. You. Three percent increase in my lamps minute from my previous special vote for me. Are you holding to? Whatever you say was a lot more I just took it with a lot more. You know I was like Oh, God? This is bucket this matters. The toothpick is a don't underestimate the power of the prop. It's a weapon, IT'S A. It's a hard and Lavar Burton said that. Divvy Well Okay Quick Lavar Burton story, my senior at USC. He came to guess profess and give a speech to the class and by the way love Lavar Burton, the guy made me WanNa read live Burton Love Barton. Lance could do without Lavar. GimMe more. Welcome back to Burton on Burton my name's. Jerome Burton discussing WHO's a better Burton, lavar inspect Tim Burton. More scary trees in here. How do? We got enough scary trees. Who is that? By the way. I'll say I'll say this when we cut to him, he's surrounded advice. Scary tree. So. The Joe is now good. Jim Burden in a TV studio says, can we get more? That's fine. But when it cuts to you some guy, we got an and he's covered now laughing. I'm losing my mind. Person you making me choke laugh. Ya You just reminded me of the quick the quick bit like that. I did when I had to do book book reports in Highschool, always find a way to make a creative I. Don't know if you were this way with academics. You're a super smart guys smarter than than I for sure. And and. So I would always just try to do a funny skit or a live sketch for the project or video just was, and so for this book report, it was summer of the monkeys was the name of the Book I. Don't remember who wrote it. I. Don't remember if it was a book, but I read the back of it because I, just was lazy. Lazy and I procrastinated we all did it was freshman high school and Mr Barker. My Teacher I. He was like I'm going to do a video. He's like very encouraging of that. He's like that's great. No one else does love the you're thinking outside the box, read the back of the book to get the synopsis and then proceeded to a talk show. Where I. Host. The show and my buddy plays the kid who starred. In the now movie of summer of the monkeys and my buddy is playing Jonathan Taylor. Thomas by the way is a Filipino dude. So already we're off to a rocky start and he's Kinda of thick accent and. I'm asking him questions about home improvement I. Mean it's Not About the book that I'm supposed to be reporting on and so. The Lion. King. So. This. Is. The time of the monkees. What is. Of The monkees. So basically this. seren getty in. Summer among. It's basically. Is what I would say. Yes. Right. Bassora Viki it's horrific. You referenced drink two if you're playing the Rafiki drinking game at home. So it's summer the monkeys, it's like gorillas in the mist for kids, right and so. Let's cut to a clip of the movie and literally my buddy. He had a big backyard and we have them just open his back to camera. He opened some bushes because like acting like it's the forest, and then he turns around and goes where's the monkeys and cuts back to me and I go I cannot wait to see this film. My and we did that maybe four more times were like I. Here we have another clip and we kept cutting to these two second blip soundbites and I might Mr Parker played this whole class. Of My friends are dying laughing and most the class. It's silent Mr Barker stands up and goes well, that was a thing. And I was like six I think. I think that means I get to see, and that's what I got and that's Fine at least you were there. You were crescent and you had come thing. You were you. SMARTER THAN YOU and I didn't have time to contest, but like in high school, I, definitely was the dumbest of my group of friends. There were two of US said, I, think we're tied for dumbest. But my friends were really really. They will wicked smart the then whenever I had. If they said, the video was allowed like there are teachers were trying to be that'd be like it doesn't even have to be An essay could be video I. Just be like. Well, you just got himself. Fifteen minutes of. Back. Is Governed. By. A. Fifteen minute radio. Yeah. Only. Yeah. That's way too much time book. That video. Yeah. and. Even if you're doing a live book report that should be six minutes tops, even seven minutes in heaven was too long for kids trying to finger each other in closets. Grow report. And these getting. There was nobody there. Hey, guys, comedian Adam. Right. Your hope. You're enjoying this episode of the about last night podcast boy I gotTA. Tell you. 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It is free and you can go like predators gone. I'm waiting like, where do I get off waiting for a personal invitation has? It's fun that way I don't know it's I. Do you, WanNa be invited by one of your bunnies or the guy who manages Ralph's but his buddy can't go. Whose name is Ralph name is Ralph. You have to be named after manager Ralph's people don't know that. And you have to be named if bond manager Vons that have they're all unmanaged. Von Theo via von. The. That's the only one I. Know I, wonder if the von Vons Jug like to address I don't know that's like saying a joke about homes to address it. He's. Exactly, like of don't. Of course. He doesn't. That's like maybe does evidence like you'll have a sugar ray joke. Is My email era sugar? I don't know. Am I going to edit this out so that people don't email me conferment. report. So people guess all sorts of like Sugar Ray at Adam Ray. Matt by the way, the the first guy to bleep his email and a podcast lake. Also Labor. How cool. Do you think you are that? You'RE GONNA get. You know just flooded with as this you I did say my number podcast once and it did lead. Yeah and we didn't like cut like we meant to go back and cut it out. Didn't and definitely got a you know a handful. That's not a lot a ham. It's enough to enough to keep. To. The famous people that pretend they're giving their number, two people when like the me will tweet like text me and a number and I'm just breaks my heart because I was a person like this for so long before I came out here and saw how like insincere for your fake things are that I was like I have Cavan hearts number like and you call them and be like Kevin, this is a real hail Mary but I need. New. Veneers. I'm sure. Is that just a service where people get texts from radio? Yes, and I, think why you? Celebrities are looking for more tags. Yeah. Think your own vibrating more. Yeah. I. You're. You're bringing up an interesting point because when I see. A some comics. Do it go go? It doesn't look like that's something. It's almost like a blue checkmark, but it looks like another thing where it's like you gotta have be this tall desribed. and. Then you're in the fans can. Interact even more. So and I'll see Whitney post a lot of messages from the people. I guess to show that it's real, and then you know unfortunately some and being things of like I, love to coma tits, and she'll post that and back. So glad I'm doing this. You know and you're like, yeah. Downside for sure but but I I. Don't. Yeah. That would seem. I mean, you know Kazan, it's like you're saying there's no way you have time if you are level to respond to all them. So then you're kind of sitting, you're you're almost here pointing people that were following you. They're like bog and he's been. I'll be Whitney. You ask me why I'm doing and I feel like I can do it. Great. What's up I'm Whitney come. White. You're right. Now. I, don't know I. Don't know why I'm talking a- Whitney. Why? Why do you have a Why do you have the text thing that your fans? It's something to do my manager said, it was another way to just sort of engage. It helps tour sales. Yeah. I don't honestly I. Don't do it that much. That's. Yeah and sue. ME. A mystery, no one was exempt. I know. In are not Whitney. Cummings, impression they'll take. As long as Adams Book Report. Time out was. Super, monkeys, I. Don't know why I do it. Thank you. I do love I, I feel like, I, have to say that sometimes when I mentioned people I'm like I have to be clear lake CEO is Grade Whitney is great. People are being. I. But I've got into trouble before though I on my talk show, sometimes someone would come up and would make fun of them or whatever, or or or not even make fun of them. But not be careful to be like they're great. If you notice the real, the real pros like Conan and all these guys somebody comes up, they'll usually just throw out a they're great. You know what? I mean and I ask this phenomenon. Yeah. But I you know but I do appreciate though that you have that a ability to. Laugh yourself poke fun. But like I don't know to me, it's like if you know the intent and you know the person, any sort of comment that follows, I feel like whether they have to explain after not like I know even if you hadn't have done that I'm like, I, just know. That is. So you move paths and. That's the privilege of Comedians that that that. I Miss I think that's what we're saying for the most part, and that's the phenomenon of what a roast is like. It's such a weird like if you're an anthropologist like from another plan at and you're just like this is one of the weirdest rituals that that the this species of being does they get together and say the worst meanest things, but the roasts that I've done have not only been really Cathartic. To me being able to have a space where it's safe to be really nasty because we all have nasty thoughts and we're all. If you're like me, you're probably conflicted about your nasty thoughts. You feel ashamed that you. I think I said Blake. Griffin. I, roasted Blake, Griffin and I said, he looked like the love child, of Morgan, Freeman 'cause he black guy with with freckles. were sort of creating a space where that's what are our brains dude is being the summer of monkeys in spiritual work. You caught the monkey mind. The mind that just won't stop I've the drunken monkey if it just won't stop thinking things. So I've been thinking about lately like you watch a show like the office and we laughed so hard at Steve Carell and yes, what he's saying, it's funny. But we also have relate and I'm like, but we're not like that I think we relate because our minds are like. You say something your brain just thinks fifteen things and seven. Them are so stupid. Six of them are inappropriate for them. Don't even make sense three of them. I lost count I. Don't know how many of them are fifteen to. What I'm saying is we're looking for ways to like. Sort of exercise, all of the complicated feelings of being human. So I get to play nasty yet even did it rick character called mean p because people know me as like a sweet guy that guy's Gone Mrs Mean Pete and I'm roasting everybody and that felt so good and it felt even better to be roasted. Up Bhai, Blake and by the other people who are roasted me that doesn't mean I. Want like strangers on the street to come up when you're in that sort of tribe, we can do it. We can do the weird. It's almost like a virgin sacrifice sacrificing something precious. To the comedy God's down and doing something you shouldn't do. But for the sake of the group and and sort of cleanses everybody when it's done right I've also seen roasts that are just like you're breaking rules. You're roasting people that aren't here. You're roasting people that aren't established enough. If you had roasted me when I was a year and I would have been like you really think I, shouldn't I should quit. Do it later, I, know it is interesting to see in the roast. The roast. Any roast with pros when there is also and I think it was maybe Sarah Silverman that said on Stern. Or even Saginaw famously has said that he was very uncomfortable during his and I'm always fascinated because I guess I just thought everyone that was doing them. They did as good a job performing and delivering as they did taking the abuse that I was like Oh everyone is just so cool with this but. I think the problem is it. Those are televised I'm not saying, they shouldn't be televised I I'm saying I, of course, how could I know how anybody feels? But when? I, did these roasts they were not televised. So it feels like you're going down into like an as tech kill floor where like nothing is recorded. Nothing is shown to anybody who say there and it. It will save for. But if you if you do five hundred Sarah Silverman is old jokes, i. think it's more full, which is what it was. I think. Yeah, it's more hurtful they you're introducing that into the into the collective into like millions and millions and millions of people are going to hear Sarah Silverman is whatever and that makes it worse whereas. I don't know if I would want. Millions of twitter people hearing Blake. Griffin tease me for my show being cancelled or whatever, and then them being like this is what he likes. He laughed and they start doing it. Don't you out the public nece they were, of course. Got It. That's what is that when people just like here's something I, guess the the the the consistency of some sort of I mean, it's obviously like where we are now with Click Bayton and no fact checking and just it's printed, it's it's real and we just kind of see like. But when something is kind of like a rose, I know that for myself, as you said that like I'll hear something amount of time and I go. As a shitty singer like. People. Make jokes about it on like I used to like Lionel Richie, but these guys are digging hard. Well the. Thing, I'm watching the office as I mentioned and. Rainn Wilson Dwight Tree does it's Wilson, right? Yeah. He he does a joke about how he has a small nose and I was like I can never not look at. You have an not think you have a small knows now. So there is power in these labels. That's why I keep kind of invoking the sort of like magic dark ceremony. It's sort of like, let's pick up the Weird Indiana Jones and the temple of doom curve. Black Blade, and let's play with it, but it's dangerous stuff. We know this from bullying, but we also know this from just like. We know this with how walk around now and just watch your mind and be like that. That hat looks like the hat of someone who might have covert I'm going to cross the street. Brains are so stupid and so impressionable that it is sort of a can be a dark magic just A. Look at high school. Look. Look at the rumors that went around in Highschool Yeah, look at the movie. It's a good example of like how a rumor can become a fact because what the brain does. The brain thinks something and then it accepts that is reality. That's what reality is. We have the ability to not kind of like reason and maybe just have logic and and I guess reason I'm not can't find a better word for it. Great example freshman year high. School. I'm walking through the halls I see, Mike, the Nunzio and Andrea. Liikanen. Making out in front of a locker in the common area that connects like six hallways, right. So it scenario that there's a lot of traffic and I walked by freshman high school. Also freshman there might classmates peers. I've known them for four five years elementary school to. Middle School. High School. I walk by maybe the third day of school and go get a room classic. I know killing day three of Highschool is is Adam Ray get. I, it was nine, hundred, Ninety, eight, I don't know when that joke went out of style, but I'll tell you this much vary in style in Seattle Washington in the late nineties, get a room. My buddy goes. And I had a I had to go well killed for the one guy who was like fucking your I had my Joe Patchy to Daniel Stern or maybe vice versa I don't know who was who had the bigger Dick in that dynamic. Maybe it was stirred. What about said Nice to PECI regardless? I had one guy to confirm your. Got Them. Right? fucking. Walk through all of Highschool Denuncia does not talk to me and it's not something I lose sleep over I. Just was always He'd Kinda stink I me pink Jamie Red. Army? He'd fucking. I fucked me. He didn't like me. All. This Day. Harrison Ford. And so. All the bad is. He's got Pinkai what. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Got Them. So, all of a high school, it doesn't talk to me. We're graduating. He comes up to me swear to God and goes, Hey man, he goes best post college or. You know in the college ago. Thanks man I, go you to. It's just the end of the year. You obey the hatchet, everyone's kind of a little sentimental and looking to other being like even people. You didn't. You Know Clement Lee who I used to bust his balls. He was the first chair clarinet I was almost dead last because I, fucking. We'll always squeak my way through the test and make jokes. So the Mr Horsemen was like you're in the back and I would bust clemens balls and always challenged him to test and then lose and so that clement a man he was like, yeah. All right. and. So Mica is like good luck in college and by the way I, forgive you and I go what he goes. I. Hated you all high school and I go. What and he goes. Do you remember freshman year when you walk by Andrew Making out and said Garam ago. Yeah, he goes I. Fucking hated you for that. I go for four years. He goes. Yeah, I go. I. Mean. We never we had classes. We just never there were maybe not. There's always an opportunity to way to initiate some dialogue, but that was his reason and fucking was just such a never forget that I go a four year grudge ghetto room, and again he to your point stuck on this thing and just was like that's what it is. That's who Adam Ray is. He's Just pegged me with the get room fan club and It was Kinda put an X. on my back and Wow. Yeah, that's it. That's exactly what I'm talking about. So it can be, you gotta do it in a safe place with professionals and with supervision, and I'm going to say ideally not televised 'cause they were things said about me that I wouldn't've more. It's more things that you say that you don't necessarily want out there. I Gas I, I can't remember saying anything over the line, but you never know speaking of roast jokes. How do you Actually. Speaking of just jokes do you. What what is your Go-to to make your daughter laugh and how issue? What is what is funny to her? What is Your Go-to? Dad. Joke. What is the best thing you can do? That gets the best response. Mer that fills you with all. I mean, it's just the greatest i. Really, the great upside of all of this, and I know a lot of dads that feel this way is that you're just around all the time. So our life is a little bit like little house on the prairie. Basically, all we do is take care of the baby right now she's napping. That's why we're doing this at this time. That's why. This time. Yes. and that and that sort of the hard thing and the great thing. Mostly the great thing it gives you a lot of meaning. It gives you a lot of fulfillment gives you a purpose for the day. So I think that's sort of like timeless, a the`real. Weird days at things, sort of goes away and you're like I'm getting up because the baby gets got up at five because the baby got up at five and I can't just you know she can't just go for a drive I ever. So you got announced, it gives me shortstop gives me a lot of pleasure and I'll say this if I get like two hours to work, I'm very productive because I know it's like precious time. That's not what you asked though. Real quick. Real quick. I WANNA I wanNA I. Hear that so much from comedy. Dad's that they I. Don't think. I've heard it from a comedy dad that hasn't been like I get. I think I'll magical is the first to tell me and then sklar brothers. Shared the same sentiment where they go man, do I get more shit done Greg Fitzsimmons. It's like I. have this time to do it and I. There's now like a more of a deadline more structured more pressure. Every I think we all work a little bit better knowing that it's like a precious special time. Yes, and so I can get more done. Has So. Rare I. I'd say this. There's we wake up laughing I. Mean She's she's almost two. So she's just talking. So now wake up until go like Alexa in the blowfish. Yeah. And then it starts playing. Way Moby wasn't. Jaipur. What's that? Michael say looks a little bit like moby. That's why. He does great yeah yeah. But. I'm six foot six, and I'm you know soft and the way that I make her laugh is by being a jungle gym. So I'll put her on my shoulder. Then I flip upside down by the feed and I do some I. Think. This is a try you tell me. TRICEP curl up. Abbott, swinger around and it's just a lot of she loves physical comedy, and then when it comes to like, it's all the classics. It's like their own with like. Close Spar loud quiet. They're learning the ingredients of the universe like everything is sort of equal to them, and then you realize she slowly realizes like. It's a choice. If Daddy swoops into your face real fast. He's funny. That's funny because that's not normal, and if we're using the definition of a joke is a benign violation meaning it's it's an it's safe breaking of the rules. Yes. She's Girardi understands that. So if I eat funny or if I taker pacifier and put it in, these are all that she's she's laughing all day. She's a great laugher. It's sodas then and it just I mean, what is what's better than stipulated feeling? You can't even compare that laugh to a sold out. Theater show different on a new bit. One is cocaine. That's cocaine. Like were we all do cocaine comedians do cocaine? I don't mean literally I want to go ahead and say this. This is pizza. I I've never done cocaine, but if it's anything like doing a set. I understand why people are going crazy for. You know in certain parts or whatever either way either. Earn a small community of comics that have not done. It's probably a lot of competition haven't done it. I mean, there's A. Mushrooms. There is. Yeah, but I I don't think I'd be I. Feel like you're saying like my mom's already man. I, don't. I. Just. Don't listen I. Think I'd be that guy being like chicken tenders are ticketed. If you want to know the full story continues like I'm talking about. Ready. That guy remember my Whitney Cummings. Already too much everything, but I am by even mushrooms is to kind of quiet down and go in a little bit. Yes. Oh, Kane is like. I'm having a hard time. I could talk to you about fucking Alphabrain, living thing on my desk for the the importance of ginger like fuck off the opposite of cocaine or what I, what I do is a stand up, and that feels like cocaine. But so my daughter's. Laughter is so much more organic and so much more natural and appropriate stand up part of the Chris Rock had this hilarious thing. He said on his comedians in cars, where like can you imagine if you went to school one day and your daughter who's like twelve years? Old is in front of everyone in the school and they're all laughing. You'd think the devil had had to have something weird was going on. It's the least natural thing. or it's the maybe it's the most impressive thing or maybe the most difficult thing tip for one person to hold the attention of three, hundred such a weird thing. But to make your baby laugh. So once cocaine and one's a sunset sunset feel differently from cocaine but it's not better or worse. It's just a completely different field. Do you ever feel like you're shaping her comedic sensibility by due to fly? If I'm still doing the pacifier bit when she's nine, we have not done our job, you know what I'm saying like. Yes. The the whole thing isn't just to her sense of humor. It's how she interprets reality and what parents are doing I. Think when they're raising a child is they're teaching them to interpret reality how you interpret reality. So I always have an example from the day, I talk about my daughter because every day a million things happen this morning I said, she woke up at five and she had A. She had P. Diaper and the reason you want to change the diapers because she's going to get a diaper rash and she doesn't like that. So you wish you could explain that to her because she doesn't want me to change your diaper, but you're trying to say like Cleese, let me change your your booty. You'RE GONNA get a rash. She doesn't understand that the future doesn't exist. The past doesn't exist. She's right. The needle is on the record. She's in the moment she just wants to play with her dad. So in that moment, you have a choice. You can say reality doesn't care that you WANNA play and be silly reality says you need to change your diaper right now. Because, you will get a rash, but then if you just pause for one second and go well, wait, she normally gets up around seven. That means she would have been sleeping in this diaper for two more hours than I would have been fine with it some. Let's bring a little bit more three-dimensionality to my logic. My Dad is right logic. You actually have a two hour window within which to change his diaper and still be completely rash free. So you're trying to say what I'm trying to teach her. Is. The moment is important. We'd can be easy on ourselves. We can still change your diaper and we did about thirty minutes later, there was still some crying, we still waited. So I'm teaching her that not only jokes are important, but that reality itself to a certain extent is a conspiracy of agreed stories between people about what's acceptable. What's polite? What's appropriate? Even what's fair and what's unfair people disagree about this? So the whole thing is in from one stance is a joke. So let's laugh and enjoy it because you can't control it. You're in a river. The best thing to do is realize you're. You're in a river trust that you're being held by the river and I don't mean that means prosperity and safety for you. I just mean you're sort of in the control is space that we all are yes, and instead of being fainted that enjoy it and try to use it to your advantage, and that's what comedy is. Comedy Goes Holy. Shit, we have no control were floating in space. Let's try to use that fear to our advantage and I'm trying to do that with my daughter even. So it's more than just teaching her to laugh. It's teaching her to interpret reality yes as not. Against her. Wow, DUDE I. Fuck. No Dude. You got it. You've got it. Right. Man I. It's impressive. I, know parents that are just trying to get their kids to not bite other kids and at two. Well I'm sure we'll get there. We're sort of sweet spot. Do feel overwhelmed even raising a child in an. We can quickly move on. If that's a question you feel like you've gotten from or you've discussed much earlier as nick is, but I can't imagine and you know my girlfriend I, R-? I. Don't know three or four years a away from it maybe. But then also who knows like we might. Do some cocaine and just fucking pull the goalie. That's that's. Comes here comes. Faulkner. and. Obama's Maron. Ray. Is. The worst name for a child, and but also, hey, click like that kid will have so many google searches but so. How do you even? Do, you even think about that or you just go again control. We can control, which is right now with her and not try to think about man, what's college going to be like for her? If. This is the state of affairs were still trying to navigate through. If they're still this much races, how do you have to think forehead and go man when she gets a thirteen? Let's have let's really Kinda bust up or let's bust open history books at ten and try to get her on the of understanding. What being a good person? Means and right and wrong, and how much of that win or do you just go? Let's make sure they're a kid is long possible and they'll find that stuff out. But you want to get in the way. It's like the sex talk you WANNA. You. Know my mom gave me condoms before I was even doing it. My Act am I was weird. Yeah. You know what was I nine hundred you know and where they magazine Yes you believed in me whatever, but it was, but she was way ahead of schedule for real and but it was also she didn't want me to do it without it and she she was trying to get ahead of it. So do you want to do that as a parent? This is. In wine theory like give you wine when their kids. Prabhu. A, hearing it from other either prod to your environment. So it's like if if you can control who she's her friends become in this and that, but right once you get to a certain point, they're hanging around kids or this, and that you don't know all the conversations maybe something. And again, you've done your part at home to to get on a path of knowing like this is what the homes household like the like. This is being a good person, and then like you get stuff thrown your way from other kid like, how do you? Am I ask that question there. Know you are asking a question. It's not a question about parenting. I don't think it's a question about life. It's it's the whole question, and so the I'll give you the whole answer and it's an optimistic answer if you're thinking about having kids yet in four years or whatever it might be. Thinking about. You're thinking about I'm forty one. So I mean, you'd be one year. Older than I was for whatever. That's worth. Yeah. Seems like this. I. Mean. Especially when you have a weird career that takes a long time to sort of solidify I had a lot of heat nece to get out of my system before I could sort of die into a child When people hear that they mean that means your life is over I. Don't mean that I just needed to. Isolate and identify where the Pete was. So I could put it aside when I needed to. For a child and that is a much richer thing to do just as exact. Beautiful. He answers about like. What we do with change and my homeboy Ramda says make friends with change, and that's that's a really good way to look at the world. Right? Make friends with change. 'cause it's happening and it's going to happen the good news. Is You even the pregnancy? Is this really transformative thing Especially for the women I can't speak for where, but it seems to be for my wife. It's this huge thing. It's the thing you thought you couldn't do. So it's a very profound thing to go through it and still be here is that makes sense. Yeah. This is this is what this transformation transformation is. The thing you thought you couldn't survive happens, and then there you are. So you have a kid I advocated, and then that becomes the new normal and you almost can't even remember what your life was like before. This is so your life and it's so wonderful and I don't spend all my time comparing it to what it used to be. It's just I've made friends with that change, and then the richness and the beauty and the truth, and the light, and all that stuff is completely true I sort of look at my old life. Maybe I shouldn't do this, but I do I, sort of go like what was I even doing? I was eating sandwiches because because like now it has so much. It's all about Leila in this. Really beautiful people need meaning more than more than they even realized that an a baby is so much meaning and it's so much purpose in your life. So I sort of look back at my life, and I'm like I. Think I was just like I, wanted more twitter followers I don't even know what I was doing. So just in the same way that pregnancy can be transformative having a baby is the thing that maybe you're worried is GonNa Destroy Adam Ray and the idea of Atom Ray and the story of Adam rate, and then you have a baby and then there you are. You're breathing. You're alive. You're happy. Don't get me wrong. Sometimes, you're tired nuns. You're frustrated all this, you used to be tired and frustrated before. All of these new things are blossoming. So, when we talk about like whether or not, we worry about what's coming. That is also a life philosophy. It's like I understand may be here. Here's a real uninvestigated belief that a lot of people have myself included worrying about the future helps me. Yeah, like I, really think people need to take that thought and any uninvestigated beliefs that they have and really examine it. If you're if you WANNA book on this that I highly recommend, it's called loving. What is by Byron Katie? It's incredible. So that's what it's all about as taking. Taking a thought like worrying about the future is good or is helpful or is, helps me prepare in some way nonsense, the amount of time that I, spend that I could spend worrying about what Leila will be like with this this or this. It's just a distrust of the universe. It's looking at the universe as something that we are visiting. Not something that we are, I know, I, sound very new agey right now, but if you sort of have a A trust in the lawful unfolding. That includes chaos that includes Leila having weird friends that includes Leila getting mad at me, and if you don't resist reality, but you go, this is what's happening You can make friends with change. You can make friends with the present moment and the the short answer is I don't spend a lot of time worrying about things that are completely out of my control, don't even exist, and if we can all take something from. Cova. You all thought. You were going to be for me on tore for people listening maybe in school, maybe be on a at their jobs maybe on a vacation that they were planning maybe at a wedding guests. Wet Reality is what's real-. Reality is what rains and reality is always in the here and now. So if we learned something from this, it is a certain surrender, but not a sad. Sad surrender. A letting. Go in a flowing with what is that can really bring some of those I should be doing that. Well, that's not happening. So what what, what, what can we? What can we say Yes to today to to get some of those thoughts that are really tormenting us out of the way and let reality into the way. Does that make sense forget dude? This is again why I, just missed talking to an on a regular basis like your I've got an outlook and a point of view and a way of breaking down You know life that is I i. You know when you when somebody says something and you go, that's what I meant to say, that's what I think. I think everybody already knows this and a lot of what I was just saying does come from loving. What is so I really do want to promote that book. It's it's not spiritual it. There's No God talk in it. It's just talking about what stories your brain is telling you and it's fucking incredible and I love it and and people should definitely check out loving. What has, but like when the thing the reason I'm into these spiritual things right and I don't mean religious things and I don't want anyone to belong to my group and I don't even need people to believe what I believe. The reason I love them is because there is a pardon us when we hear them that goes I knew that you know what I'm saying, and that's what I'm sort of addicted to go motherfucker I knew that. But like it's all of these uninvestigated stories that are happening that that's basically what yoga is yoga. You WanNA see your true self. So you WANNA get the the ocean of your mind. Mind, still. So it's a good mirror to see your true self. But unfortunately, like we were saying, it's the monkey mind. It's the drunken monkey constantly. Oh, that guy said get a room to me. That was a four year story. The damage he did of replaying that for four years was was the damage. Oh, it wasn't you saying it. So if he so here's a little taste of. Fabrics trips he told to. Do Dolls that look like. I mean I would love to see the receipt from Joanne is on them all, and they're very accurate. God He said Adam Race shouldn't Adam Ray should be nice to me. Is The uninvestigated belief there, right? Yeah. Adam race shouldn't torment me and what she does is she flips it my thoughts shouldn't tournament me. My thought should be nice to me. There's always a way to reverse because it was the thought of you doing Nazi was tormenting him way more than you actually doing so that That gets a little taste. I can't. I can only do it, but that's because really at the core of it too I. Mean. If you really want to get deep down into an I probably was deflecting and saw a guy getting to make out and really own it and be bold and fucking I. Think he was grabbing his own Dick while he was I might have added that. was a sexy fucking locker make out dude? I. Remembered the me. Jealous. I. Mean I'm gift three days. event. Tongue. There was a girl in high school that I that. I. Almost dated I wrote about this in my book, which is called. Comedy, somebody to. Go get it. Where's the main place to get it by the way? A good question I do it is on Amazon. I think you could support a local bookseller which would be great to do. Or. It's on Harper. Harpercollins is website, but you probably know how to get. Get a book how many sex, but there was this girl. That I had a crush on in highschool. and. She asked me, I was very religious I grew up evangelical basically and she asked me if I was GONNA wait to have sex until marriage and I said, yes, and I actually thought I was impressing her. I was like, aren't I've devout. And then I I heard. So this is gossip, it may. It may not be true. But somebody said, she wanted today you. But she didn't want to date you if you were didn't. WanNa. Do anything sexually. So I was really I was like Oh man I just made a huge sacrifice for God in my mind, and then like a week later, she was making out with this kid and a very scrawny sorta skater kid like he was cool in a way that never was and they were making out in the quad and I still remember where they were. In fact, I walked around my old high school recently, and I, noted the spot where it was because it's still in my brain. And me with my career bag stuffed with every book which you don't need. You don't need to bring every book every class, but you know as you have that day LIV. Living About, oh. Yes. I have them all or you know Dan shower is going to bring his earth. Science. Book. Just borrow from him. He says next to you. Because he, he has a better place locker, my lockers, all the way didn't. I deliberately walked I. Did not avoid them. In fact, I altered my course to walk past them walgreens making out as if to say to her like. You're missing what you could add this Philadelphia cream cheese over here. We, go over to that guy going to have this sort of flavourless spread. Bags, Zits pop themselves I, you can be with mom and we can build roderick. I don't know that sounded better my head, but you're right. There is highlighter to walk right behind that. See we thought you were kind of Shit like the being defiant being like I'm over it. Right? Like I'm. We'll talk about it on uninvestigated thought I'm like she saw I'd love to now. I mean. I'm pretty sure her eyes were deeply closed. They were really going for it. There were so many people in my high school that just seem to have no idea how horny high school boys are I was like uses. This is lake. Like five cars crashing into each other at an intersection, Tau Insane. What's happening right now as and maybe they did know. I've sometimes I thought about that. I, was like I think if I was a woman, had I been born a woman or however you want to say that I would have been like I would have wanted to be like a brassy sexy woman. I. And that's helped. Me Try to understand an empathize and whatever with that idea I was like Howard imagine. How And being like I'd I'd be like a real Marilyn Monroe walking on the subway create like. OUT WITH A lot. Choice to stand up is stands you and me on stage going. He said He. Yeah. So of course, if I was a woman I've I've done this on stage, afford never really worked I would've called. I wouldn't have been one of those women that like smoked a small cigar. Yeah, and people call it her abroad and she. Manhattan's just like an old timey girl that big tattoos and yeah, she's like, yes, in an implant sky. I she pulls her shirt to the side and then goes psych. It's GONNA cost you. Everybody. That is. ME. I'm saying that's why of course, don't you think real quick. There is something to and I think this is my brain where I'm like this is how I think. Now, if you're going to like trump is going to say person woman man, Camera TV and Brag about a dementia test or whatever that, and spend as much like and do the things that he's GonNa do and and not an own it then, and it's silly and where I think the masses can regard it as like. If. Someone's going to do something if I'm going to dress up. If I'm GonNa wear just a condom and walk down Hollywood Boulevard. And try to act like I'm on. From my mom. My boy, it's. Them that's. Why she wouldn't say that I should stop and that I could be arrested she back. That was I gave him that and he's using. Where a gift when she comes over, you gotta put on the gift like wearing the Christmas sweater. You got to roll back on them. You're wearing it. That's so funny by the way that I need to add to the bed of like she. Like. It's the mom thing where you're like, you need to kind of give her the satisfaction that the gift went to good use, and of course to wear it when she comes over. At the Taylor when I put it on. You know tell her the girls enjoy you know. But so if I walk the boulevard and act like I'm on par with the characters on Boulevard and try to take pictures with people, people should get to make fun of what I'm doing. So when I see someone boldly bravely making out viciously aggressively on the third day of school to me, I'm like that's that's hunting. See you're open for, of course, right? So That's how I viewed that and But I mean like that, that's what's so great about investigating thinking is like. You were jealous. You know what I mean like. That is both sides of percenting on. Of course, you were jealous. Get a room. I would love to get a room he me and been like this or grabbed her butt and looked at me and been like. Yeah, and then I guess anyone your mom's. Teams, high school. What about Your Room Kid Oh do Zam? Here. Maybe. We'll do it in your room. Two mummies making out, you go get it too. Oh. God. If you see to Kevin James Making you go. Here comes the boom. Wait if you see to. Wait. I. See this I needed fuck and say if you see two. Comics, working out material. In. The Mirror, you go to get an zoom all. Is Jim show. Yeah. Zoo, or you just see two people talking about face masks public. Zoom. Zoom. Or? A House with a gun shooting demons, you go get a doom. Or you saying? You, see people picking up the lint off their hardwood floors. You'll get a room. I like it. You gotta hit that hard though. Otherwise. It's GonNa go fuck you ray. You know what else you should be for? In Highschool you get the fun of being mad at somebody I know, and he says get a root like you like really check in with yourself I. Now, you love it. Don't love that you get to say to your girlfriend to probably later, and that guy says got a real. I. Love it, but we love it accurate voice for not knowing or hearing Mike It'd Nunzio let's be I. Know I know that it? NGOs. School with Scotty, the non zero. Always, making out in the hallway always. So don't make out of the six point intersection of your high school. On NBC going into the Hallway. That stars. Hallway. That's Quimby. clube hallway. Pete, your Goddamn Jim. Your hero, you're a savant. You're one of my favorite people and you know you're most people's favorite person and. Very. Sweet and I I. Just I'm honored to call you a friend and to be able to do these and laugh, and you feel you made, you just made my weekend I know and guess what I now if I go back to my shower. When I go back to my shower, this could be it for bathing for me but when I When I shower again and request Hootie if Alexa is defiant again. Like this. Now, this you need these heisman especially now to carry through and I'm always like. I probably. When? I get a good set or a good feeling from an audition I try to take that high as long as I can, and sometimes you can't control when it's GonNa stop. But I try to ride that. fucking. You know I, try to feel that. Going down, splash, mountain as long as possible, because because in life in. You know this business. Especially, it's all I. Know the highs and lows are just so abrasive. So. Stuff like this is really special and. Me Yeah An I. You could tell I mean if you want more proof of it, I lit up. So much I always love talking to you I. And I'm sure we will see each other soon. Yeah. Thank you for guessing this I'm glad to call you a friend too, and this is so good I been so little house on the prairie dislike. Wait a minute I. Think I love talking to Adam I love talking to Comedians. Around we still podcasting. I mean you're yeah. Yeah that's Yup. Check it out. If if you haven't listen Adams episode, it's Great. Listen to Brad's episode. Is this bread? No More Brad? SANDS DWARF? Yeah. He's a father as well. And? And crushing it, and you know we did five hundred plus APPS, and and La. La. Maybe, almost six years and just a lot of lock goes into it and I think he just wanted to go. I'm going to be comic and I'm going to be a dad and I'm GonNa make those my my focuses and so you know. So that being said, I will be auditioning new new new dwarfs I don't know probably twenty twenty one. Some would argue, now's the time to do it. But I I don't have You know. I don't live near a forest. So it's one of those things where you. Live near A. Joke Brad loves it. We made fun the first time. I read long conversation about how easy little people jokes are. Yeah, and that's Not Yours I'm just saying like. Anyone can do it. So. And Brad is I fall brilliant and I know from day one of becoming friends with them of putting of making the jokes I to make you comfortable. But he also being a great comic and just a funny individual. Will give it up if you if you make a good joke. So it's almost like don't just fucking throwing at like you know when we would be potting and I would there was an opportunity. I would say one if it got him laughing and he piggybacked on it I, knew it was good. If it happened, we moved on. You know it's. It's. It's neither here. Nor there not bad. Not Good. Just whatever. But but. He still appreciates the joke of it, which is which you have to. Know. He's so fun he so. Well enjoy the rest of your day. I don't choke. was that, I, had a little lint in my mouth. I don't know where it came from, get a room but. Still works still works. I hope we're better coming out of this. I think know still acknowledge those jokes, but still because I, you know I. Talk and we'll do we'll do this again. But the you know this type of stuff to keep your mind sharp and you know to not be I. Don't know if you're writing as. You know feverishly as you were when we were not in this, but the potting. This cal. Just right. It helps to keep your your. There it is I, always get a little sad when I read down a premise like. What do I put this in a bottle and throw it into the. Ocean. Spore, who's GonNa. Find this fucking Tony Robbins. Bats. One of my one of my power walks, I, a bottle with the job. Search, if you see two mummies making out to get it to a mile. Never, attempted never seen a Tony Robbins impression only seen the dark spot on dude. On because he has a big talk about a guy that laughs you feel like he's put a curse on your family and when breaks you down to cry, you feel like you owe money and you do. Yeah. Yeah, and you do and you. Yeah. and He, yeah, he's taking your debit card out of your back pocket as you wearing but. He, wraps. All Right Pete, enjoy the weekend comedy sex God wherever fold. That would mean people check that out. You made it Weird Pete. Holmes Dot. com for specials and and and all the jets. Go Ria binge-watch crashing this time I'm sure you're getting those messages. Right. But that is something I should be promoting more is because I know people are looking for things to watch boy? Did we work hard on that show and a browder? It's on HBO. Max. Yep. Thanks man. It's so good I probably told you last than we potted but I got my my mom into it and she binged she binge watches a show if she loves it and she's very picky dude and she went right through it dude. got a front row seat to this world. But Dude, she just fucking I mean call me after every episode to because I was just like. It. was also because it was so close to home, she wanted to talk about it and. I, the sound a little pretentious. But I wanted to make a show that helped parents of comedians and helped friends of commute just helped our species helped him be understood a little bit more. That's I. Always have that ready to say when I met. Seinfeld. I can't remember if I said this to him, I. Think Related. But he anything I. When he made comedian the documentary, I was like, thanks for making it easier for people to understand what we do. So I'm glad to that had that effect on you I. Really Good All right buddy. Okay. Thanks. Thanks media. Just. quit he just quit, right? Yeah. Says you're good. Okay. Guy Thanks Buddy Bill Gates wow. Can't believe it. WHO's Q.. dammit.

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You're not gonna believe why jimmy kimmel embarrassing himself with hunter biden we will play you some of that and donald trump junior re tweets me. That's the big news from the weekend. We'll get an all that and more today on the callahan. Podcast brought to you by. Tcu delivery company payment. No problem refinance car today with tcu and they could help. Lower monthly payment lower your interest rate or booth applying his easy and their loan experts. Wealthy find the term in the payment. That fits your budget get out of that high rate loan and get the interest rate in the payment. You deserve from learn more and apply today at dc dot org slash refinance. Your by ncua membership coming. Let's do this. This is the gerry. Callahan podcast well. As promised i watched you know every minute of the masters. I was a little disappointed for most of sunday. Sitting there it was kind of born kind of dull and not seattle was in control and i was about two three minutes behind because i paused it. From one point nine tweet out a boring it is. It was so bad it almost made me want to watch baseball and immediately people are like what are you nuts. Because i don't know a minute later. Matsuyama hits it into the water over the green on Fifteen and then a couple of minutes later as into shuffling makes worst golf shot in masters history or at least the most expensive gulf according to zander. It was a good gulf shop. The whole time of bacon and maybe feel the same way calling in thinking. This is just awful that they're playing this tournament even know most people georgia would like get a show on idea when you vote. It seemed wrong. I mean i'm watching. I'm saying they want they. They only won seventeen days of early voting. they did. They're limiting the number dropbox at here. We have playing the masters by the way. If you think that the masters itself is some kind of throwback to the jim crow days racist you would you were sorely disappointed. That a japanese man won the first time. A japanese man has won the master's the first the first asian born man to win the masters. I believe and just the reaction from the people from the the patrons not the fans to patrons by the way. Don't you always wonder how do the not screw that up. They're not allowed to say fans that's say patrons and not allowed to say Front nine back-nine. They have to save. I nine second nine. But that rule doesn't apply next week when they cover tournament or last week just this week and they never screwing up. They should say never. I watch a lot and it do. They rarely break those little masters rules. You never hear commits a back nine. He just doesn't or any of the guys on the trevor. They don't say fans 'cause they're not supposed to actually you know said fans. Matsuyama said at the at the podium. Afterwards he's translator said something. Thank you fans. And i'm like he's in trouble now but the reaction was great. Everyone was happy for him. Everyone likes him. Everyone likes the idea of a whole country celebrating at whatever. It was five in the morning. Six in the morning in japan felt like it felt like the masters didn't feel like there was anything anything political about it. Even you don't want to tweeted about the business ramifications for him. Do you tweet that article. That was from sportsburry. Tweeted somebody which is amazing. I think are from mike. Mccann had a story on this amazing you thinking every i every time i watch golf every time i watch a golfer and see what. He's got on his hat shirt. His bag you're saying. How much money do they actually make on the side for most of them the purse. Whatever they get for the tournament is secondary. They make so much In endorsement some and you see the commercial see. Justin rose constantly. Morgan stanley commercials. And you know. He's making more as a morgan stanley spokesman that he's making on. The golf course will yet with matsuyama. It's a whole different level because the these the biggest star in his country and all over asia so some. I'll get the story. They didn't estimate quick one On what is worth to him. Six hundred million dollars. They estimate six hundred million to win one golf tournament To to hang in there. And i thought it was a lot when they did the calculation of zander. Shafi who could have if he hadn't screwed up the sixteen th hole at a triple. Bogey his first triple bogey in one thousand and forty two holes in majors his first triple and it is kinda funny. We'll get zander in a second. Because that was that was just comical. What he did on that whole and costly. But muncie amer such a such a big star. I guess in japan that there's so many endorsements and they come in from so many directions and and by the way he'll be able to cash in on this for the rest of his life. He's twenty nine. You'll be cashing green jacket. His masters win till he's dead fifty years from now. And you said if you said dustin johnson if you said his win was worth six hundred million dollars. I'd call you an asshole and say that's absurd but you go into this article japan. The us is the only country with more golf courses than japan and matsuyama owns the market. Now literally owns it so it makes total sense which is what are we the craziest craziest story. He makes ten million a year just on Sponsorships right now alone. Which is wild. Yeah i'm looking at it too. It's not it's in sport khosport toco a business sports business website And then Nick faldo said at first he would. He's most likely to light the torture. Carry the at the japanese olympics the tokyo olympics. Which is this year. Nobody's boycotting that one right. We're cool with that. Everyone's going to tokyo and he'll be the biggest star at the biggest event in japan japanese sports history Which is pretty cool. I mean they talked about all the because they don't have that much land in japan talked about all this trip. Dick rutan triple decker driving ranges everyone out there with the and hazel. I picture them all doing young young kids old people. Whatever having that pause at the top of their backswing 'cause they're imitating a decky mets yama But a good for him. He's gonna make six hundred million dollars which is probably what tiger maiden year in his In his prime right tiger was the first billion dollar athlete. I think rory's close to that too even though he doesn't He's he looks more human than anything. She shop rory on whatever it was friday. One dead right into the israelis lost the ball. He asked you. Don't see didn't see a lot of that. From matsue. Yama on your. I thought we were in trouble. I mean like you said it was kind of a steady. You wanted that. You wanted the drama on master sunday. But you go friday and you see you know what was a kepco. Dj an rory almost the cut. So you're saying you're literally missing your starpower going into the weekend. You're missing ex justin. Thomas who else was there. And he's he's a star but It was i was watching thick. And what are the ratings going to be. Obviously the ratings are great in japan. But when you have not versus sharply. Who's not i mean. He's a great player is a big star and then you have justin rose fading and then you have that kid. The the owen wilson lookalike there s zala taurus. Will he got more facetime than anybody and he got more attention than anybody. I guess he deserves it. He's a hell of a player but he's And i made some wisecracker on twitter and people understand. He's great he's going to be a star and he probably will be but i was sick of them. I wanted someone else to to make a run. I wanted to be tied with three holes to play. That's the greatest. I don't our in sports. Tv in my mind is when the masters is tied. Or it's all a grabs with an hour to go. I mean i love that. I was waiting for that. I was hoping for that. I got it sorta kinda he goes. Betsy m it goes over the green on fifteen into the water and follow called. This one say shouldn't even try to get on the green. Just play for the bogie. Did which was really smart and he just had a great touch around the green mets. Gm did all day and he handled the pressure. That's what it's all about. He handled the pressure. I look at the eighteenth hole. And i said i wouldn't care if i had a ten shut lead. That'd be being the trees i. It's an amazingly difficult looking. T shot amazingly difficult looking hole and He he had one hundred thirty yards on his approach and put it in a sandwich was a little weird. That's a joke right there. He ended up getting a bogey winning the tournament. By one over the owen wilson. Looking guy who. I guess looks like. I don't know the caddy's named billy madison. But that went viral. He looks like the goofy caddy. And billy madison. Adam sandler was tweeting. Zell tors altruistic tweeting back adam sandler so that was a little bit a little bit of fun after the tournament was over but that a so so nazi him opens the door to whoever's alatorre or shuffling they step up to sixteen. This is right after you went. In the water bogeyed. The hole gave Gave scheffler chance at fleet puts it in the water and sixteen. Which as somebody said you. Don't ever i think nancy anymore. Maybe it's an easy looking hole. Let's beyond even when it's one hundred and eighty one yards. You hit it to the right at rolls down to that. Pin placement doesn't look that difficult for some reason shuffling decides to go right at the pin hits. The the bank into the water gets Goes to was Drop zone over the green ends up. You know with a six a triple bogey. He's out of the tournament they did. Somebody did the math. it's more it's more than a half a million dollars or more than a half a million. It costs them to go from second to tide from thirty ends up with six hundred sixty seven thousand dollars. And i know money's not an issue with a chef lee's got plenty and he's always in contention in the majors and he's making a fortune. He's a great great player but he defends the decision so it was a great shot. I flushed it. I'm like what if that's what you meant to do. That's a worst choke job. And i thought that's a mental mistake. Not a physical mistake if you actually thought that was a good shot and by the way. What's her face. Dottie pepper states the obvious constantly. Oh he hit a wall of wind that some people in i understand. It's kind of the way it isn't golf. They can't wait us second to apologize to for the players. You know to to make excuses for the players. The blows in the air. And you know she's ready to say you know. Make an excuse for him hits. The bed goes in the water kind of pisses ways chance of winning the masters. What dottie pepper do while that hit a wall of wind. No that was way too far left. Duddy if he went ten fifteen twenty feet to the right. He ends up with at worst. A three right. Maybe a two. Maybe two maybe he wins the masters he loses it on that decision to go right at the pin and he you know we the in the press conference you know. He said he defended it. But i understand guys do that. They don't want to admit they choke ever and i understand but they have the announces that was a great show. He just hit the wind was it was a terrible move. Terrible second Whatever the drop zone shot over the green just blows it with that. He's playing so well. What what did he just he was so he birdied three out of his last four holes or something like that. Worst case scenario you get a second place finish but you come out of it looking like a rockstar. in you know. There's just a lotta around him right now. It's insane to me that he tried to go right at the flag. Everyone says the same thing. He's twenty nine. I believe in. They say the same thing. He's he's gonna win one time but they say that about everybody and he is. He is good in the majors. Good on the tough courses and under pressure for the most part and he said you know he was saying all the right things afterwards but we will see when they go to kiel for the pga. If he'll be involved. I mean let's be honest. Triple bogeys one of those things. Nobody ever forgets hitting into the water on a whole that looks easy especially if you just want to get your three and get the next hole i mean. What was it that point. He was to back so yes. He he would have been down going into eighteen birdied fifteen and Mezziane bogies. We picked up two shots in on the fifteenth hole kept the momentum going. If you just got the free right it had been down. Pressure would have been much more pressure would have been on matt. Ziama can't go playing playing safe fun. Seventeen and eighteen would have been a whole different deal but He blew it he blew. It only made six hundred sixty seven whatever of day on the job. Six hundred thirty eight. We'll see we'll. We'll we'll get the ratings ratings. Were up early in the tournament. The there was no protests. I mean i remember talking about that. A couple of weeks ago in the voting thing happened in georgia that they'll be protests. And there'll be you know they'll be some issues it at augusta. No such thing went off without a hitch in fact the tv broadcast. Tv presentation to me gets better every year. They get these aerial photographs and the yup showing through the bushes and the the masters used to be so limited. They only allowed cameras on the on the back. Nine second nine now they get the whole tournament that gets you know all kinds of different angles. It's a great great tv event. Saved by matt ziama going in the water and and and then whatever is will allow torres making a little bit of a run and that's another guy who's going to be good we'll get an cheeseburger. Get the get him on. The bryson d shambo died. That guy is just rail thin. He's not a kid either. His twenty four years old and he's been in a couple years but he's going to be good. He was bombing. It looked cool. He looked calm. He looked like he's got a little bit of personality. I mocked him a little on twitter. Took it back. Because he was kind of playful with adam sandler and so we'll see how he does going forward. You see the viral video. Yesterday a billy horseshoe slamming the club into his golf bag. that was. I like relatable moments at the masters to go waiting in the water twice back to back days you take shoes off and one of the best part of the whole tournament in my mind was whatever the another asian guy guy who won the the players Kim yup slamming his putter breaking it. Which you don't normally see for many of these guys especially young asian guy. They did tend not to you know. Blow up like that and go. Go all You know pat perez or patrick slams. His putter breaks. It has to put with a three wood and he putted. Great only was three or four holes. And i'm thinking you know the put it doesn't even matter. These guys are so good. They could cut with a three wood and had ignites stroke. He didn't hit need long putts but he two putted everything at. It wasn't a problem at all. I think we need to see more of that. More guys breaking their clubs and having to play without a putterer without whatever that was kind of fun plus you get to see him actually thrown a little tantrum. Yes always nice. These guys are so cool. Given i mean look at look zander. After blowing it on sixteen. Doesn't i mean any normal. Human being is an act. That was talking about you. Talking about the Interview after i'm talking about the way they recover blow it get a triple. Bogey in the next tee shot on on seventeen stripe down the middle free hundred and twenty yards. There's no human being like no m whatever just no. I don't care how good you could three eighty cap or to know normal human beings bounce back like that. These guys are amazing. It always amazed me how they can go from. He did it early in the turn. Media had like a boogie bogey double and then went on a run. had whatever was four straight birdies. They just get it together. They keep it together so well. I'm always impressed with that. Part of that's going to be part of training now. Don't you think like it's not just about the driving range and the swing technique. I guarantee you a lot of these younger players. Like have mental coaches right now. Yes i knew a guy. I was friends with a guy who was a shrink he has. He's a harvard trained psychiatrist and he was a personal shrink for a number of players and they would just call him before. Like turnabout there in contention. They had little phone session in travel round much. I mean if it was locally would but he did call up need a little tuneup and it gives them a session of twenty minutes on the phone before the turn up. That's all i mean. These guys are all shrinks like shufflings. Talking about his team was coach. Catty and his father and his and his shrink. They all have them. Because i mean let's be honest. They have unlimited as we could see. Becky mazzi yama has unlimited money. Now so he will he can spend whatever it takes but it. It's it was good to be good to have patrons back fans back noise back. It's good to see that place back and better than ever and now everything seems normal going for unlike last t when everything was cancelled and there were no fans and was all kinds of weed rules. it's good that the the virus has gone and the players aren't wearing masks. Unlike those new hampshire track kids sixteen-year-olds kids running track new hampshire. They're not making grown. Men were masks on the gulf coast. Caddies no players some fans were but they were they were also drinking drinking beer and rigging eaten and you know didn't look like it was. It was an issue which is good no no. It couldn't stop this master's he was good. It was good. I mean i wasn't great wasn't wasn't tiger last or two years ago right. Two years ago wasn't tiger. Two years ago but i ended up. Didn't you end up feeling. Good like watching. Mets yemen sin. It's cool watching a guy weaned for his country much and the guy's going to be an olympic hero. It just seemed and everyone seems to like them and everyone seems happy for them and you felt good because there was some drama at the end. That's all that matters. If he just ran away with it like it looked like he was gonna do. You're right and you tweeted the right thing initial even though you're ended up being wrong but it was a bore fast until those few moments and then it turned and you'll feel good which is all that matters and i love the side. I just tweeted was so bad. I almost watch baseball and immediately. What's why are you so miserable. Why why do you hate. What just watching this tournament. Hoping for some drama wasn't getting any drama make wise crack about baseball which seems pretty a boring at the start of this season. We'll see how that goes but It ended up being okay. Ended up being okay. I had a good time. I i love when the masters goes to commercial and before you can get out of your seat there back in one minute commercial for mercedes and we get to see the save commercial nine hundred times mercedes is gonna all. Their factories are going to be powered by wind. And i'm going what macedo driver would mercedes. Person gives a damn whether the mercedes factories powered by wind. Just show me the car. Driving on the highway. Told me a great as they're great cars. Why do i give a damn. If they're made in a factory with a windmill god. That was strange and i. I didn't mind it because it was so quick. Boom you go to commercial minute later. They're back showing. Somebody's teeing off for putting it's so different from what we're used to not just golf with you name. It football baseball bet. You're so used to just being overwhelmed with commercials and sick of commercials in the master. Does it different. The message does a great. I love the masters i. It's too bad we gotta wait a year. There'll be a couple of weeks and it'll be you know commercial after commercial after commercial and you'll be like okay. I missed the masters but it was a good one. I enjoyed at the eighty fifth is with they kept saying eighty fifth or whatever plan to the masters it was it was good and it didn't It didn't ruin it but it took away from it the fact that they actually want people to show their when they vote and georgia tech away from it a little bit. Not completing that. Was i think early in the week and there was a protest but it got no buzz like even notice. I mean stupid. People like like Keith old metal crazy people not stupid crazy would do the whole thing. Boycotting the masters. I don't think that took up keith. Hate to break attiyah keith. All buddy but that didn't actually fly. There were no boycotts. I saw heard of the the that mad at all and nobody by the way that i saw even talked about it. They weren't asking asking players. Announcers weren't there was no mention of this made up. Joe biden scandal. A jim crow. This lie that our president is spreading among jim. Crow didn't happen the way today and we will talk about this more tomorrow when we get more details. Today there was a saturday. There was a call with Over one hundred. Ceo's business leaders including one Team oh. Nfl team owner to talk about election law in the country. So they're organizing this this cabal of of business leaders to advance the you know the democrat agenda. Of course they're not going to say. Yeah we need more in voter integrity motor security going to say we need. We need to stop suppression. Make sure anyone could vote as many times as they want. But no i d. It's scary if this happened on. The donald trump of people be saying this. Fascism hundreds of business leaders unelected unelected leaders getting together and deciding how they're going to pressure people pressure whatever events sports pressure the legislators to to advance their agenda on voter suppression voter. Whatever voter law voting law. We'll see how that goes we'll find. I hope it's not. Bob kraft hopefully one owner. Oh no it's It's arthur blank. Is he a big is he. A big leftie. I think he's I think he tends to lean that way the as he came out. I read that samar read. The article was just so team. Won't i didn't even know. He's claiming that fans now want more political endorsements by teams. And i'm like yeah that's what he said. What room are high right now. That brings us to our next topic. Because i i i beg to differ mr blank beg to differ and every time i everytime i think of it i know. He's a billionaire. Started home depot's made a fortune got a pretty good reputation. But don't you just look at him and think twenty eight to three. Don't it's dan quinn. Or matt ryan guys were are permanently brandished with twenty eight to three on their foreheads. It doesn't matter what the competition life. Then i'll go back and win. Even if they win a super bowl they will never be. I'll never think of as anything but chokers who blew a twenty eight to three lead in the super bowl but This this story came out a saturday. It was in the boston herald. Of course to be. Certainly not gonna say anything about it in the boston globe which is owned and controlled by the owners of the boston red sox and we talk about the red sox a lot not a fan of ownership neither as neither are most people in knowing. It's a remarkable thing. The john henry and linda presutti and the rest of red sox ownership of done they won four world series and they're still despised in. That's quite an accomplishment. And i realize you know politically. I don't agree with them. But they're just so tone deaf they don't understand the fan base they live in. This bubble is globe. Nessin red sox bubble and this story is just so perfectly red sox. This story that was in the boston herald. I don't think it was could have been in the globe. Somehow they would written differently but the red sox if you missed it a discontinuing their donations to little league baseball. That's the little league and The reason they give. And i discussed some of the people that Defended this because they're they're out there. There's a people who align politically. There's you know your your typical new england democrat liz warren democrat who loved red sox ownership but trust me in in the sports world. They're in the minority and they might control local government local institutions but sports fans. Don't like red sox owners the the red the red sox owners who have turned against their own fans what four or five times over the last twenty years anytime anyone accuses red sox fans of being racists. The red sox owners side with the accuser. They side with the you know to the torii hunter's against their own fans against the evidence to by the way but this one is not that serious it's kind of laughable. Red sox a are discontinuing their donations to little league because little league. I got the actual quote here more often than not disproportionately engages boys versus girls. Because because there are more boys playing little league now Check me. Correct me. If i'm wrong here on a boston. Red sox are all male baseball team. Correct all male baseball league and as we know. Most of the management is all male white male and typical hypocrisy. From the bus red sox. They're spokesman zanetto curran as woke as you get in that position. She says this little the words quote. This is part of a larger shift in the red sox foundations youth baseball softball strategy to more equitably support leagues in massachusetts and new england. Little league only for fraction of youth leagues and more often than not disproportionately gazes boys over girls. It's baseball is of course it. Disproportionately engages boys over girls. There are lots of girls softball leagues that are affiliated with literally. But it doesn't matter with the boston red sox it's always how woke do we look now. Just how progressive can we be and i. It's not a lot of money. It was eighty three thousand one hundred sixty seven. Little league literally going innovations You do the math. Not a huge donation but as always it's all about you know the look it's all about the appearance and nobody wants to appear Woke like the boston red sox as we pointed out before they the biggest black lives matter sign in major league baseball. I believe it's two hundred and sixty seven feet. It's amazing how big that sign is and they will never hesitate to put it on the board you know be whatever express themselves virtual sick virtue signal. I believe the term is. This is more virtue signaling. The boston red sox are not going to donate to look at this. When i saw that. When i first saw that over the weekend i had to be wrong. Well the first thing. I thought of is like ninety thousand dollars like that's it first and foremost like that's all we're talking about here. Why don't you just double it up and donates a softball programs that was like why would you allow yourself to get these headlines out there and then at the end of the day they win because the only person talking about is about. It's nowhere other than the boston herald. You really knows about it. Nobody knows that they're cutting youth donations. And i i find this amazing. No one of course has any problem or no one on their side has any problem with one guy or one guy and his wife is is trophy wife. Are they control the boston globe. That's his vanity project losing millions. But he doesn't care john. Henry wants to control the message and the messaging new england sports network controls that completely controls w my former station has complete control for some reason that the station the company actually pays him and then allows him control over the station. It's insane but that's how it works. He gets to control. Who's on the air. Who's not on the air. He gets to control who announces the game. Thus they have the worst play by play announcer in sports. I think it doesn't matter. Because john henry likes him. So so they're they're okay with it but he controls the media in rarely hell. What are the only people ever steps out allies. Dan shaughnessy who in a will who will ridicule. Who will criticize red sox. Ownership is qualified. Every time and say he owns the paper. And i'm sure. I am sure henry and thirty eight him and can't wait for him to retire and believe me when he retires. He's not going to be replaced by somebody who dares poke the poke fun at ship. It'll never happen. The built find someone who is completely on board who carries water for the ownership of the boston. Red sox like most of the media. I mean this guy in the herald is mastrodonato. Completely in the tank. For the bus red sox. He doesn't even work for them. I mean it is sad what the media has become at least terms of bus red sox. There is very little if any genuine criticism of anymore. They they've handled that they've took they've taken care of that. You criticize the boston red sox they will You know they will try to silence you. Typical typical of the this powerful just elitist liberal owners. They don't stand for Any criticism they do not they try to snuff it out and they don't understand. Why don't people love us. We won forward series. Why don't they love us. Not only are they not love. They can't stand you. The red sox the average sports fans average phase. I can't tell you how many people i hear from who say i can't even root for this team. I can't stand this ownership and have to note you've seen the ratings are awful ratings. The radio ratings are incredibly twenty years ago. Red sox were getting like twenty-five shares. Now they're in the ones on radio on tv the ratings awful awful and they just can't figure it out you know where so woke. Why don't they love us. Why do they love. Bob kraft in and not us. Well bob crafts a real person that people liking and can relate to you or not. You are elitist soccer though soccer people outsiders and it'll be good when the red sock sell the team and they will people. I think fans will be thrilled. When will they sell the boston. Red sox do you think i can't imagine that's anytime soon. I mean it's got an all always hear from people say setting up sell. He's going to sell the. They're not as interested in this team as they are in their soccer team. They're always Linda puzo tweeting about their soccer team. And now they get the racing team and they get. Lebron i mean fenway sports groups worth seven billion dollars. Yes it's they've done okay for themselves And i'm sure but their reputation means more to them than any than owning anything and sports teams right now are like that's darling of investment. Right like look at a. rod- he's he's been begging to own a sports team in any week. He's been fighting to any finally getting it. But that's like that's the thing that people crave the most the attention on something like this. There's no way that they unless they can get something better. There's no way the part with the red sox anytime soon. i don't know always i. Hopefully in my lifetime They sell and move on and they know like they get a local guy. The guy that people can relate to. What's the partner. Arunas buying the minnesota timberwolves in my reaction to the story when i saw it the first time was Is partner name is mark lawrence. Good luck to mark lor. Here's my prediction right now. Alex rodriguez and marc lower. Signed a letter of intent to negotiate with timberwolves owner glen taylor and purchase the nba franchise According to usa today well mark lore. You're gonna get screwed over. I promise you if he hasn't already mark lord's going to be like what made me go into business with this ale. Maybe it was the only way it could get a piece of an nba team. But there's no doubt in my mind that within two years this'll be ugly. They'll be saying someone's going to buy someone out and threatening to sue. And i mean this guy will get screwed over by a rod because that's the way a roanoke includes the nba the wnba minnesota lynx. Yes so he got that. Going for ed in the mix. There wasn't jae. Whoa in the mix for the mets who were mentioned in this story I'm not sure i'm not sure. Yes she was supposed to be with them when they bought the mets does this preclude him from buying a baseball team. Oh he came to town. He can buy as many as can goes by many as he wants. I'm sure we you know how. Mark lower made his fortune just looking for that made his fortune in e commerce with diapers dot com. Oh nice fers. Dot com was Good to mark lore. Who's now i guess a billionaire you to be a billionaire don't you to buy nba team To buy any big league team at the price here not the price. But i believe it's it's a reporter. That's a one point. Four being estimated at one point four billion. that's twenty eighth among thirty teams got. Its pays two major league or nba. A franchise owner the twenty eighth most valuable. Nba team is worth a billion and a half dollars. Yeah minnesota timberwolves. You know what i think. The price is slipping they just looted and burned the the office they burned the arena down. Did you know that. Shake crete is the largest manufacturer recon retaining all systems in north america. Where you do now. In fact the two thousand and twenty shea said a new company record. 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I'll say it doesn't matter. The cuff could shot them in cold blood and the cops can all be going getting charged with murder the idea that somehow that justifies looting of the looted a game stop a art or a walmart footlocker. Of course footlocker a brooklyn center. This is a town called britian's center minnesota right outside of minneapolis. They are burning and looting stores and the video is incredible. Just walking out with minna bucks full of nikes or products and games from games. And somehow there's a connection between how the officers what the officers did to dante right in this. Well that's the whole problem this. That's the problem in these situations and it's like saturday night. Live and get to that. But i'll give you my quick data open a cold open with two black An anchors and two whites and they're arguing about minnesota and chauvin trial and the whole point. Was the black people. The guy in the woman was keenan. Thompson and whatever. Her name is a defending writing property. Damage in the white. That's never right. You should never destroy property and they say oh. Yeah and i'm going. Is that really what they think. I mean that's what senate live. Writers think that black people think it's okay to destroy property. If you're not happy with the cops. I would guess if you put that to poll it'd be like eighty percent. Say it's wrong no matter what it's wrong to right just to ruin small businesses to ruin you know whatever a game stop and set it on fire. Or what message does that send like those game. Stop videos over the weekend like that was so casual like birds share. They're all having a good time just and it's not universally condemned which is insane. I say this all the time. We should be able to agree on one thing. That's bad looting riding. That's bad and it doesn't matter what they did. The dante right if they did shoot him illegally. If it is murder they'll go to trial on camera. This witnesses girlfriend is in. The kashi was injured treated and released. I believe he was driving after he got shot for a while and then he hit another car and they tweeted him. They gave him medical treatment at the scene and he died. That's that's awful but we don't know all the facts will find out and if the copter guilty then you try them and and then put them in prison but the idea that oh you kill the young black guy the cops killing black. I'm going to game stop. How can we not all not all condemn that together. Everyone just say that that's insane. That's criminal that's wrong bet. Game stop guy. Who owns that store. The people work. That did nothing to you. I mean the idea that there are a bunch of people who say look the cuffs. Did something we don't like. Let's go get whatever's choose. That shouldn't be allowed. That shouldn't be defended in any way by. Snl or you know theme. Whoever by cnn msnbc. We'll see it'll be all over the news tonight and there'll be some people who make that leap to say. Yeah but they shot the kid. I'd be like yeah good. Let's charge them. Let's victim them. Do whatever takes you. Don't justify looting. I mean i can't believe we've reached that point where we say that what the cockpit is awful. We don't know yet again. We don't know but with the company it was awful. Let's go let's go game stop. Let's go to the footlocker. It's it's not an it's still going on. I assume when the sun comes up and everyone's getting tired and you know they'll they'll it'll it'll be reprieved but they're gonna do it again tonight. We don't even if we find out that day. Right was unarmed. Even though he was you know flashing gang signs and shown cash on facebook. We find unarmed. He looks young. He looks slight small. That's going to be a terrible Visual say this kid was was was wrong. He was fleeing from the cops. He wouldn't stop but if he's unarmed and he didn't do it's going to get really ugly again and the trial starts again to restarts. Today resumes today which is not going well for the prosecution. I should say not going well for the mob. Either and god knows what's going to happen if if derek chauvin and it's a real possibility is not. I don't think he's gonna get acquitted. There could be hung jury. Evidence is is not going great for the prosecution if you followed it all the defense actually asked. If one of the prosecution witnesses could be a defense witness they were so helpful to the defense and he wasn't the only one there are a few medical there was. There's there's the witnesses there that the the the firefighter woman in the they they didn't they weren't great in the end prosecution. She was she was okay but The in the end defense hasn't even started yet and it looks like a very real possibility that he'll ill at least have a hung jury or at least be convicted on the lesser charge. Get four or five years which will never placate the mob. It's gonna get bad to this week. The defense starts calling witnesses and defence does well. That's gonna be a point that's going to be like people wanna riot just for that. It's not going to take a decision by the jury. If it's just going well for the defense for chauvin. And so far. I think it. Is you know derek show. When's little guy you know smalley was i realize this. He's like five seven one forty and this. There's a clear. I mean we don't have to go. We'll do this another day. We'll go over all the charges another day and how tough is going to be to convict him on everything. Which is what the mob demands. It's going to be dicey. It is when you started this you're talking about. Snl it is was at tempur who is the one who tweeted over the weekend. Rob a great point point where it's okay so. Snl is now endorsing this type of behavior. So do we infer now that they're okay with the capital riots like so the rush their content get taken down from youtube like everybody else. Somebody somebody correlation question and i. I didn't tweet this. Because i don't really want to get into it. But what happened last night in brooklyn center. Minnesota is much much much worse than what happened at the capitol. I mean the capital again. You know the only person who died as a result of the riot as far as we know is ashley babbitt who was shot by a cop who still is unnamed. Most of the people there were just trespassing most of the people other than you know a couple of idiots like the took the podium word stealing things they would just walking around taking pictures and lots of those people are still in jail with no with no bail. It's it's amazing and the night before two nights ago. They set the ice ice immigration and customs office in portland on fire. Tv did not feeling they sent and blocked the exits to try and keep people trapped inside and burn them a lot. What that what. That is what that what they did. Two nights ago much much worse than the capital. But again i say this. All the time i condemn all violent. Mobs i i mean the this i condemn this mob academic portland the one in dc in january six. The only only one side defends violent mobs and they will do it again. I'm telling you watch tonight pay attention because they'll be people saying this is under stamina not justified but certainly this is understandable because an unarmed if he's will find out an unarmed black shot And they'll say yeah like understand why the loot what you stop that it's no there's no connection they're wrong. They're both crazy. They're both violent crimes but we'll see we'll see how it goes. I just have a bad feeling. Especially if the defense testimony is going well for chauvin it ain't going to go well for For the folks the poor people minneapolis and brooklyn center. Who are Never even heard of brooklyn center but it's got a lot of stuff there that can loot they gotta walmart and You go to walmart a walmart and just take stuff because of cops did something. You don't like betting anyway. Speaking of got a few other things to get to here culinary. I wanna get to whitlam. Wanna get to this. There is a connection black. Lives matter and we've talked about them before. And no sometimes help we get in trouble when we talk about black. Tell the truth about black lives matter. Because as we know it's a marxist organization three women founded it they are marxist. they are on tape. Admitting they're committed marxists their de dedicated to defunding the police food to destroying the nuclear family. They don't believe in the family that they will and like ending ending prisons. They don't believe in a very very radical outfit but that didn't stop many many celebrities From giving them money we've talked about some of them. You know like john seen lots of corporations you know gave them money gave the millions with their believed to have over a billion dollars. Although there's some some This not real confirmation. It's not really a documented so well but they're believed to have Lots of money somewhere now. We know where some of its cone where someone's going one of the blm co-founders a woman. And i'll get her name a woman But a one point. Four million dollars worth of houses. Not it's like a compound in. Her name is patrice. Patrice con colours leader of the black lives matter movement and self-described marxist recently purchased at one point four million dollar home. I believe it's like threes together in a very exclusive los angeles neighborhood called to pango canyon. Which is one percent black. It's one of the whitest richest communities in in la or anywhere I former hippy. Enclave in the enclave in the sixties. But that's i guess where we find out where some of the money is going to this marxist so she can buy a a compound and and you know you think what you wanna the story. It's it's no worth when you call that news worthy. One of the founders of black lives matter a devote marxist just bought a some real estate new extremely rich white neighborhood. Well I saw this on twitter. Jason whitlock tweeted about it. jason whitlock. we'll know what luck. He's a free agent now. This is do you have the tweet. Because if yeah he he tweets about it. I believe it was a new york post story. Then he just re tweeted. You know you kinda hit the little tweet button and whitlock tweeted. It doesn't offer any opinion or anything. It just says yes. He added to the people. She's with her people with people. Yeah because she's in woodlock rights talks about this stuff. All the time he criticizes black lives matter all the time. It's one of his things. You seem on bucks news now wherever he's not with the outkick anymore but he's still out there and he's still critical of black lives matter and he links to the story twitter suspends him. His account suspends them. I believe he's still down. Because it's just mind boggling. How brazen the social media companies i. We've talked about it many times with the trump and facebook or youtube. And you know being taken we talk the other day about Run to santa's had a roundtable with like doctors and medical professionals about the But the pandemic and against obviously he's against lockdowns and he's been proven right. They took it down from That youtube that what youtube correct. Yep they didn't allow rhonda's the governor of an one of the leading voices In in one leasing decision makers on this whole pandemic when he was with doctors. I believe in healthcare professionals in the round table. And they won't allow you to see it. It just insane. So they're protecting. The woman who founded black lives matter from publicity. Because it's really and i gotta store right here. It's not a lot of commentary. It's just like isn't that crazy this marxist. Blm leader but very the expensive real estate in an all white Tony all white town and you see these stories all the time these real estate stories. Dave portnoy's buying a mansion and emmy or whoever selling some celebrity. You're sly stallone selling his way jason. Whitlock didn't write this story. He didn't we did somebody else's words and that somebody else is. That tweet is still up. I'm sure i'm sure all the new york post story still up which is surprising on twitter Surprising because we know they'll moan hesitate to censor the new york post. But i don't know where it ends. We asked the skull the time whereas that is nuts that he literally tweets a story about real estate the the excuses violating our rules against posting private information. You bush or post other people's private information without their express authorization or that that is frightening obviously wouldn't matter if you said don jr. don we'll get to donald trump june don trump junior and kilfoyle celebrity couple at least To the to the right wing To the to the trump gets to the maga- movement Those two bought a house in miami. I believe in the neighborhood with We're brady and gela gonna live. Whatever that's called. Because i think jared kushner lacquer there too but they bought a house for like eight nine million bucks. You think they cared. Who re tweeted that. I see these. I used to see these celebrity real estate stories and just say who cares about that. You know what. I do now read them. I've seen who selling the house. How much they made on it and they have pictures of the house. 'cause it's available it's on zillow. It's unreal estate so they throw it together particularly you know like sensational Publications like tabloids and tmz. They always have this sly stallone just sold his. Lv solely selling his place in la for over one hundred million dollars and he's moving to miami to be with because he's a trump guy. He's moving on my own. I've has already spent a lotta time a miami. But i always look at these and you always wonder like how can people afford that will be some half ass dwis actor and they'll have like a nine million dollar house in malibu man or athletes you see these athletes and like Demarcus cousins the other day put his house for sale and it was looked like a frigging four seasons hotel put his house up for sale for like twenty million dollars and i guess you know the nba demarcus cousins been around for a while. He can afford it but they have these crazy or a or a like matt stafford obviously moves from detroit l. a. And they put the house up for sale and they show you the house and they give you the real estate listening and it's interesting and it's you know. Click bait. But you can't do it about the blm founder. Like she sacred. I mean if it were some whatever. Religious leader is something. Be like so what this is a. Blm leader legit. Didn't violate the rules. He didn't do what they were accusing him of doing. So how does that play out. That means annually there manually dictating what to sensor so she goes and she reports his tweet and twitter personally reviews it and says oh. It's jason whitlock. this is where he stands sealer. It's wild it's it's wild and it's wrong and i understand half the country doesn't care supports it because it's their side. They control twitter facebook youtube. And i'm sure his meeting saturday with all the and corporate leaders included jack dorsey or marceca burger wever from the google Which is creepy these people control so much have so much power and they lied the for your face and say they're not political and you know they're not Whatever platform they're they're just publishing the they're not they're liars and this is scary. I'm going to be i'm going to be taken down. You know not as. I'm not on their radar. Maybe like whitlock is but i wouldn't think twice about retweeting a story like that tori commenting on it and then boom you're suspended like Whitlock i'm looking forward to seeing what luck combat and write about it or talk about it. I'm not sure like where how we could do that on. Fox news but i mean if he doesn't on twitter they'd can take it down and you wonder like certain people have given up on twitter like guys that i liked like dan. Bongino greg gut fell to mark levin. They've given up. They've they've quit twitter or at least commenting on twitter. Sometimes they'll post their show stuff but it's too bad because those guys were good and i enjoy you know. Reading gut fell. I was thinking about it a lot this weekend. Because we've been text about it a little bit. Nothing replicates twitter. Like nothing is and i used to think. Twitter was the dumbest thing in the world. But nothing replicates the ability to get news and watch people fall on their face about set news and i and i say this all the time. It's it's they say what do you see. I'm a news junkie. I used to like run drive all over town by newspapers. And then when the hang my head a bunch of sites that had click on and read the news. Now you can do that on site on twitter. I mean you. i'll still go other places occasionally but if you wanna get up in the morning and see what happened in in brooklyn center minnesota. You're gonna see on twitter. The news is being created on twitter. Like somebody is doing something stupid on twitter creating story to talk about or to read right. I we say this all the time. If you wanna follow the riots in any city andy. No is a guy andy. Ngo he's the guy who wrote the book about the antifa. He probably steals in lift stuff from other people. But i don't care. He's got video if you want to see what's happening. What happened last night in brooklyn center. Minnesota go to twitter. Go andy no bunch of video. This guy jack puzzle yak say his last name. He's a big twitter guy and he has video and they got writing and they got fires burning. And it's all there. It's a great new source and unfortunately it's run but woke mob. Who doesn't even pretend that they're neutral anymore and mean they've taken down marjorie taylor green and we all know she's a right winger and she's she triggers the left like nobody else. He's like bigger than trump. Now when it comes to the people the cnn's the snl's they've taken down twice and both times said owes an accident. It was an accident. It's never an accident when they take down you know they don't take down say but they never will if they do you know they'll never say it was an accident because accents only happened one way on twitter facebook whatever. Whatever let's get to the to the good part of twitter that donald trump junior re tweets me and through his seven million followers. I tweeted. I watched this live. I don't ask me why. I don't think i've ever watched five minutes. Jimmy kimmel i hate them. I can't stomach any of the shows bear fallon. They're all seth meyers by. The way is the worst. I i read about on twitter. I see on online on a different places. They'll be cuts clips on how dedicated. These guys are just politics. I mean they're like a extension of you know like Msnbc the their political commentators co bear doesn't even try to be funny anymore. He's just a political hack in promoting his side. And so as kimmel. And i know kimmel is lee gone. Hates trump loves biden. And he and how hamptons they spend the holidays together talking about how they can You know continue to repair their image jimmy kimmel by the way no one has done black face like jimmy kimmel iran all in pretended to become alone at one point. He's done a lot of things that he's hoping they won't dig up. And the more woke. He is more progressively as the less chance. They're going to dig up that stuff just like we would start anyway. Kimmel has biden on on thursday friday. Thursday i don't know i was flipping around late at night for some reason watching masters highlights and went in and put it on the introducing hunter biden. And it's unbelievable. The way he treats hunter biden. It's incredible he fawning over him giggling with him. He's talking about how great the book is. Not as anyone thinks. jimmy. Kimmel read the book. Does anything read one. Page of the book he starts joking and dumping on donald trump. Junior in the interview with hunter biden doesn't mention. Who's the big guy who what about tony bob. Alinsky this respected navy guy was. He lied about. You doesn't really get into in other to ukraine other than to say you know. They impeach trump over ukraine. Yeah does it make you crazy when you hear someone like donald trump junior saying that the only reason he does because he's a biden and because of his last name and how just wildly comical that is. I mean it does it. It is wildly comical. Is that that's putting it lightly. I think but you know i really. What i've learned is this is that i don't spend too much time thinking about i. Do i think about it all the time about for you. I mean there's so much you could ask. Counter biden me. It's still promoted book you have on there and You know it can be done. I'm curious to see if hundred vinyl will do any hostile interviews. Will he go on anyone. That's not one hundred percent in the tank. We've seen him with cnbc cbs. And now we're seeing them with kimmel. And i gotta say i have very little respect for kimmel. I have i lost. I lost what little i had. It was embarrassing. He was fawning over. Hunter freaking biden. He doesn't even joke about the parmesan cheese. Which is kind of joke as we know. He told cbs that he smoked parmesan cheese because he thought it was cracked. Kimmel is so far gone as a comedian. He doesn't even joke about that about about this loser sitting in front of you and we've all seen the pictures of them with hookers and you know naked crack pipes and just just embarrassing bizarre stuff. This alleged comedian doesn't even go there because he's so in the tank for biden any hates trump so much but anyway it was embarrassing. I tweeted about it. Don jr. re tweeted me and got a lot of reaction and don't you. I wish i wish. I got reaction from kimmel because it is what it is embarrassing. What he's become it used to be used to be somewhat funny in a classic and make fun of people and you know we all know. He had big breasted women bouncing on trampolines back in the day when he was with the adam. Corolla on the man show those days are gone. He is who's watching. Who's watching kimmel. That gives a fuck about hunter biden and if they do give a crap they want it to be funny and he brought nothing to the table. It was wanted to be funny or critical. I mean we're looking at kimmel for chris. You're not. I mean critical and funny joke insane. If smoke parmesan whatever you yes you and if you're biden and you go there to be made fun of to sell books like that's what you go in thinking instead. He gets an opportunity to which it pitch in. Rehab is entire image. I'm sitting there going. You've seen the pictures jimmy. If you've seen do you know what he did. He left his wife for his dead brother's wife left his dead brother or cheated on his dead brother's wife with his dead brother's wife. Sister cheated on her with a stripper. Who we knocked up. Denied knocked up. Met another woman when he was high married her five days later he's got five kids put says he only has four because he's still denies one of the kids. That's what we're talking about. We're talking about one of the beasts scumbags in the world and you're doing pr for them. I mean have some dignity. Jimmy kimmel have some pride mean what you did and i realized most of the people watching you are on your side but what you did was humiliating professionally midas. Say he's probably making ten year that you know very poor ratings and not a lot of laughs. But he's He nobody except you know people who tweeted me or showing the black face pictures or talking about all the things all the offensive sexist misogynist things he said and done over the years. He's kept that you know that's under wraps for now. Because he is now now now he has a love story to go out there. You are married. Now you've found love and but the way you found love you have to understand on paper. This doesn't sound good okay. Correct me if i have any of the details you meet some strangers. They say oh we have a girl you should meet. They give you her phone number. You texter likely later and sleeping. He's like leave me alone. I'm asleep and that's morning. She'd text you. You guys have lunch together or something in an hour. You tell her you love her tells you she loves you. Then she finds out or a crack addict by teller teller. I i mean within the hour. Before i told her i loved her so that she had an out. I told her i said look. I have a real problem. But it's amazing and then you marry her a week later. This is the it's clapping of the audience married. While crack. you proposes. He marries his blood. You know this woman a week later. I mean not her fault but god that's what he asked that's what he asks a guy who again was sleeping with his dead brother's widow while he was still married and then cheated on her with her sister and you know what else hunter biden and watches not funny. He's not smart. He's not like the charismatic. There's even the stories about drugs and gone. The rock bottom kind of things are usually pretty good from addicts and a terrible. He's terribly he's lying east allies so i'm not sure who thinks he's a great guest if you don't push him in poke them and You know prob- he's not a good guest and jimmy doesn't care he just wants to be a with a biden. Aegis loves the biden's jimmy kimmel. It's embarrassing we will leave it there. We'll we'll be watching the rioting eluding the unrest that Ianna presi calls for. We need unrest in the streets. Long as there's unrest in our lives so she supporting this. they'll be arrests. And i assume the vice president will bail everybody out if they even require bail in bales. Just for s- we only just for maga- morons trespassed the atif blm guys. It's a revolving door. Let them let them go. They can do it again tonight. They're gonna do it again tonight. It's going to get wild but we will stand up. That and watch would be watching following the chauvin trial which is not going well for for the prosecution. But we'll see what happens this week and we'll we'll be looking to see if Jason woodlock ends up back on twitter. Aware he ends up because he is gonna come out firing. I have a feeling that will be interesting. We will see but We will leave it there. Thanks to shake alad paving a dc you and and pluto tv to have that right cone. Tv is back with us. Yes blue tv. We liked that we appreciate that. Thank you thank everybody for listening for reigning reviewing telling a friend a really appreciate it. I'm jerry kelly. This is the catalan podcast. 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Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

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"Thank you for listening to this. podcast one production available on Apple podcasts. And podcast one the podcast one presents off the vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe take them as creating space for girls can feel empowered to be themselves. Get ready for a lot of last topics on filter and and wine one get ready to shake things up years caitlyn. My guess is tonight I already got my ab workouts backstage. We're just laughing so hard. I don't like she's so funny and I don't get it. 'cause she's he's also so pretty and she's also so beautiful on the inside that I'm like really I'm like who else like that but okay so she is hilarious. Actress youtuber model content creator host of Love Island. She rose to fame back. In the day through her sixth and vine videos you can now find her posting hosting quality quality content on the Graham and Youtube. She's a mom Tur- Doug Stinky. That is her dog. Sam also a recent fiance to her longtime uh-huh Matt her here tonight. Let's introduce rl. Oh my God onus Suhart Saha Q.. and which would you like a little. I want some of the Wasp y twice one young. How about our entrance? What would you guys by our album please? Can we please write a Christmas song together. The kiss we're going to write one right now. time national anthem. The need to address something one. I'm here on your period I'm ovulating loves ovulation over here Ben. Faith van no. I'm I'm thirty three. I'm wearing a crop chop yes. Things are happening. I'm sweating though. Yeah even though and then also sweating so bad that I had to put a Napkin around this. Because they're disgusting like you sick. I'm not going to touch that so I put a Napkin around it so I don't sweat and stick to it. I can't I just the dress it so no one was like what's that we eat. It just looks like a cool. Little fancy microphone holder. It's actually address for my mic. So so put a Napkin on your mic and call fashion. It is yeah. Yeah let me tell you backstage. I took a swig right from the Tequila bottle and I have to apologize. The job is because I didn't realize you were coming. I didn't realize you're Germaphobe. Oh yeah that's what I was going to say. I'm not drinking Tequila. I thought though she's drinking state at spills. That's okay. I'm drinking white spins barrows. Yeah by the lovely caitlyn tryst We're talking about how many guys are in the step. What gotTa take a SIP? After you cheers. It's bad luck supposed to look into the is is is. This girl knows she knows what is. You're scaring me a little Kevin. I get it all right so I'm always pretty open about anxiety in the past and current and I think it's so important to be open and honest about these things I think so. Many people out there suffer from issues with mental health. And it's something I know. Many of my vinyls can relate to so so whenever I feel my chest. Start to tighten my anxiety coming on. Truthfully the first thing I do is look for Rahman Will Pino now as well but they really are the only things that really keep me calm. I Focus Chris on their breathing which is interesting. But that's exactly what emotional support animals are for and to be part of your mental health treatment. Plan and help when you really need it. So so after opening up about this sensitive part of my life Madison. Who is actually part of my podcast team? She shared with me about her anxiety and how difficult it was to get her dog. Eleanor or an. Es a letter because while therapy is obviously essential to mental health. It's also difficult to come by for a lot of people so Rahman is my emotional support board animal and I wanted to help Madison make eleanor her emotional support animal too. So we did. Some research online came across CERTA PET DOT com. which is a telehealth company? It connects you with a licensed therapist who does mental health evaluations and then she issues a clinical treatment plan. So if you qualify after your session you can have the documentation necessary for your pet to be an ESA within forty eight hours. So Madison was able to get her. ESA letters for eleanor in just a couple of days and now now when she travels she can keep eleanor right on her lap with her to help her anxiety. So if you guys are struggling with mental health issues and want to see if you qualify for an essay get connected with a therapist online now by heading to assert a pet dot com slash vine that cert a pet dot com slash fine or use code vine at Sir depend dot com for fifteen percent off your evaluation and we're talking about how many men are in the crowd tonight. Your fiance is not here. Due to a little bit of a man called old man call as what's a man code. Oh He's not a man called is i. I don't know what a male God bless your heart rate here what's your name skip skippy skippy my man right in the front. VIP boss that's your boss. Oh is this weird things happening. Could you get fired for being. Did you get fired for interrupting my speech. That Bhagat skip we have one. We just blessed your soul for being here also. Now I'm nervous. I talked about my period period twice already. Okay let's talk about it's bloody. It's a bloody mess. Goddamn God damnit. Yeah it's not fun I remember you worry about your period and a bunch of women were thank you for talking about it because nobody talks about it and we're all suffering. We're all suffering here. I mean I I was just and it was great and but every freaking time time I'm like I wonder who else feels like this and then I get so and then I say something about it on instagram than everybody's like Oh me too am. I can't believe and I'm like it's so crazy that we're embarrassed. Talk about how depressed or how anxious we get. Or how frigate bloated we and it's like this is real shit and I'm like every year every month of our lives are is blake trying to trying to do the math there every month of every everything everything makes sense to you. And that's the best part about Jason is he's like nobody's ever explained that to me before I was like let me break it down for you on on the eleventh month at approximately one o two the I really do. And I know fully aware go and there's nothing we can do about it and every guy out there just needs needs to know that during that time you need to say. What do you want to watch tonight on? TV honey. What do you want for dinner tonight? Like Yeah Yeah you hold this. This rapper. Or like it's like I don't know you're just really into ooh. I'm very insecure. What does a little bit? You're liable very very confident with the mind. I think I'm just most of my address so I want you to look up at like. Let's just talk about you for a second please. No yeah no what's happening. There's a blown up photo of me dancing in the back. We we have to talk about you or it gets weird also so cute thing. Also your I mean you know this. I'm talking to you like you don't know this you're outside on the sign like a big old mobile l.. I didn't know that it's amazing at the Stop Light and I was like Oh and I was like. Oh Yeah. I'm going there no I. I don't move very beautiful photo of you with a little scrunchy and you're like I don't Oh. I'm a photo and you can send it to your coaching Olympic by being calm he needs to show. Chu Chu I forgot the photo or something. Well now. I'm just confused on what thought it is because it's a photo there. She has yup there. It is very cute touching your. Oh I'm doing missile thing. Oh got it like the. I don't know what's going on. I think about it. Yeah like you know when this is a funny part. It's like girls with really nice nails like the Kylie Jenner nails. They always do this pose but I have like thirteen year old boy nails and I never do them so when I do this. It's like that's not as cute but but like says there's a lot about her confidence. I like this professor. Look like you're in the fifth grade at a photo shoot school like a little Albouy. Yeah like a schoolboy back to you okay okay. So can I just address something that I know. You're so humble and it's going to be fine but Jennifer Jennifer Aniston follows you and instagram. I thought I was so cool. Responded to me and I was like oh she follows my girlfriend. Yeah yeah she loves you. She calls me like Oh hey cutie how do you know her. What's going on here friends with Jen? I don't know what you want me to tell you know. I don't know what Timberlake I saw him like. I said humble on No he he commented on your Shit every time even though I know he followed me for like a year now and then every time he likes it. I'm like uh-huh and I just released myself. Yeah L. SO exciting. I don't care how many times he likes or comments comments or anything. I'm just like that's can Justin Timberlake Tim. which by the way? He's he is the most at both of those people which is so cool that they will follow me. Yeah but they are the nicest people cyst humans. I'm not just saying that because they're celebrities like they're so kind and down to Earth. I've heard they're both very great Jerry Hear about it and you're like Oh like yeah. You don't WanNa talk down. Yeah you know I like I love of her. I heard like just not pleasant to work with Gwyneth. Paltrow Gwyneth paltrow well. I don't know you know that it was so interesting. Well it was snapchat knows going through. You're on a stories of the ten worst celebrities to work with. So I just with it you know I so yeah is it she. She seems like very cold it. I wish I don't know her. She's I don't know that's so mean she's great. She's got a really great great great energy but what. How do you login Aniston seriously? Okay we need to know the background here while I just decided just really really commented on her voice. She's not yes. You did a riff that you were obviously just kidding about what you're when she just kept like nails every single note. Note that riff though and I was like the Rifkin's Hristo sucks though. No Man he did a fire emojis. ooh that's that's still like you notice. I went okay this is. I haven't told anybody this but I did go. I did go after like some event I went to. I went to thing and Jennifer Aniston was there and she knew people that I was with and we all ended up at her house. I know casual and casual very you know when you walk into someone's house it was beautiful and then you're right. This is cool. It's whatever uh but that's honestly like how I ended up like talking to her. I don't know great out of thing. And then she knew people I knew the people and then she. She's just cool like that. She was like come over and his versatility. So what you're saying. I have a chance you do. Oh Okay Oh you do. Yeah She's GonNa love anybody but me it's you. Oh Yeah for sure she would be obsessed with your. I've sold my period. I just don't cry like it's not like I talked to Jennifer Aniston everyday. I know that you're like no like at the moment so something I've I've known you for how long not long but I've known longer than you've known me because I'm a fan but we met on a podcast last year. Yeah I yeah I think so and then I see people that follow you. Come in and I'm like you're so humble. What are we supposed to do be like? Yeah I took a screen shot. Jennifer Aniston commented on my photo posted it to the world. I out now the one where I shit my pants because I was bragging so yes. You are very humble. Doc Okay yeah no that's true. I didn't play cool. I I just like whatever will next question about what I'm not unless can we talk about the place. It's rough and I am wearing a very heavy sweater with with spiking because because I'm wearing a t you can no can't do it. I don't like my arms what I don't like my arms. I thought you said your lungs. The arms is just as we are. You have a great body. No I like my arms. Not that it's like. Oh it's the way like when you sit with when you have to. I could walk around around with these arms but like sitting here with these arms I would feel like I would just pay attention to these arms all the time like they are not not like this. No yeah no okay like when you sit somewhere for too long and you're like are they looking at my arms. Is that a big thing for me. Oh I feel that way not a thing when I wear my skirt. What color is that? People are gonNA WANNA know. Giddy eighty no eighty just factual actual drugs like alcohol media. You guys know me on the second one you have sex one time on TV. Berlin it out there every bachelor dying exactly exactly. That's I'm sure a lot of us. Have those moments. I don't even. It was a stagecoach one time. Oh Shit I gotTa tell you really big missed opportunity at the Halloween. Even though you were duty it was amazing. Everyone Judges Blake and Blake was judge. Judy so he is like I got to judge you for once. It was amazing. It was a great cost you but you had a real missed opportunity when you could've been dressed like with the the handkerchief with the A. Ah Coach's whistle around your neck and then just said stage on your shirt and then you will you like they were like where stage around your way. Yes and the whistle. Yeah why did you let. Don't get enough stagecoach joke. So doc thank you address it and it would go away but it just like now. We're we're not know coats. It said No. You're doing a cool thing doing all of a sudden I'm just like ended up the show like real tough sitting I I Jesse Full House move. 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That like win to a beaver school or the Canadian. That sounded an all girls school. I went to school. You did joke. Yeah I was buying along with my own Jo. I feel like you don't where did you grow up in California. Oh yes queens fall. Fall from FALLBROOK POMONA RONA phenomena. Got Ramona Ramada. We I'm from fallbrook but no no no the horn in La blue. I went to high school in San Diego. We'll fallbrook and then and now I'm back. We'll sort of well. Johnny do you guys like like. Is it like the sears stupid I got. I went to San Francisco and I said San in friend. They're like yeah. I know I didn't know that. Why not though does not how easy shit literally just caption lead so many captions? I just kept it look three hours ago. PODCAST tour. Hello Kelly. Aw What's they said. Don't see Kelley Use California. I'm from Canada. I can say whatever the Hell I you want. You can say whatever you want but because I feel a little bit of vibes towards the Los Angeles I feel like we should do a ten-year I'm not segment on L. A. Down. This is where Blake needs to come in with that can you now. It's broken or we could just do can you. Not Yeah. It's really good to me candy last night in my life. Go on me too I know can you not la. I feel like you've got a good one and can you tell me. How many Improv classes? You just signed up for Los Angeles Improv Theater. And I'm like I do but it's true I I mean everyone in. La As does Improv. Is that because they want to get good at acting. I swear to you okay. So I've done it. Obviously all the IMPROV classes. You could possibly taken away and and there was like doctors in my class. There were public speakers but they just WANNA break out of their shell or they just want to be more comfortable the people yeah so they come and do the class and then they go back to their nurse job and it's so crazy because it's like they wouldn't like but I'm like an a an actor take this area. La have room for doctors. No I'M GONNA ask. One is really good like you should be movies. No doctor. I'm like Whoa really yes. Okay Yeah can you not. Can you not does anybody. Anybody have one. Wow usually. The crowd goes wild. Always has another one because you don't have any kin. You not a talk about talk talking about. Oh yeah getting talk about juice Caitlyn high take. You should have like a guy tries her. I thought it was going to land. Didn't land it's okay. Ah Avocado Toast. I think that's everywhere even in Nashville. Now Nashville's really trying to get down there like everyone from L. A.'s. Moving to Nashville. I don't know why that's happening. But they are my two really good friends just moved to Nashville is country singer so okay. Well that's fair. Yeah but so. So if your country to Nashville if you're an actress actor. Do you like the mattress I heard. That's a no no I like whatever. Okay but you've done some pretty good things thank you. I like to put my guest tires. I like to talk about it so tell us your favorite thing you've done in in the acting world. Yeah because you've done modeling Youtube content creating done the vines a you've done it all. Are you tick tock honestly. I'm mad at you for asking me that because you are just kidding. I talked to someone else backstage about to talk. I was like why would I can't figure it out. I can't I literally like I think I'm pretty savvy with social media and then I go on talking like how do you do anything. Did you guys get ticked. Talk Doc. I don't my niece. Who is eleven gets it? I want to do it because it seems cool. I think it'd be really popular on to try and do on right now with the crowd crowd. Do you have talk. Loaded up and ready loaded up right. Come down we'll be back with more off the vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe off the vine with peatland risk. Joe So vast sage. We're talking about confessions. But I never never looked to know my guests confession because I wanted to be like shock value when you come out here. So here's what we're GONNA do. Arielle is gonNA confess like do you have one today or just fresh out. L. Figuring out okay usually with Masturbation Surrey scab Alaska Investment was weird and UH skippers confessed to skip skip. NOPE NOPE nope not. We're not GONNA pressure. Skip my confessions about skip. Aw include skipping. Confessions Water to people from the crowd to tell a confession and ion yeah and usually hi there. Good I gotTa tell you guys. Are you know area vinyl. The vinyls telling me some shit. It's like I'm like WHOA. Are you sure you want that out there with your full name Laura but I respect that okay. So why don't we start with of I uh-huh confession. Yeah I think that's the best way to go into. Hey I'm here to I need like I need like a category Of like what. What is yours have to do it? Okay okay okay okay. Okay another P. One breaking and entering. Okay we'll go with anal. I I I you can get up here. What's your name scarlet scarlet and your your last name in how we can stop you an integral ice skating? You don't have to just tell owner ain't now confessing tells your confession. That's more normal so naturally I was with my boyfriend for five years. And if you're a good girlfriend at that point the thing that's the way new. Try to experiment with things. Okay so so I was like yeah. I'll try anal- what skip thinking right. So what skept doing skips at her table. Who has skipped to you? You Skip Your Dad. Yeah skip get out all my God. Okay Okay I'm sorry skips your boyfriend run. Got It go on gets okay so again. I tried anal and then the next week I shit myself on accident Oh boy and then the week after I shit myself again so I went to the doctor and I will who go on go on so I went to the doctor and I was like. There's something wrong with my asshole because it ain't no I should he myself and my doctor my about hole and she said there was everything was fine with it. Nothing was wrong and I stopped having anal and they stopped shooting putting myself so now what are we gonna take away from this podcast today. Do An all thank you so much in this way. Oh they're going to just walk outside and right out the door and you're never allowed back in. I just kidding I was like where taking your. He's like come with me. I'm like oh it's her boyfriend. You come on. It's it's like they're really into like you like them. So yeah don't don't do that. I guess five years maybe at ten five years not worth maybe it takes a ring on in the UK. Low I yes. The low down is clapping anal. Yes alot go with a leather jacket. Like oh you know what I will say I did a podcast with Nikki. Glaser and she talked about. How Great Anal was and? I still can't get down. which was like she's GonNa do? You know what it feels like back. It feels like whooping you have that I crossing Shit and you're like Oh that's what feels like. I'm like no it doesn't you can't tell me that that's too. It's just I'm done with it. I'm done with that. I'm done with this conversation all right. We'll start chanting Jason Appeal. I started. We don't do here. Sorry I told you. The second half gets weird. Aw I told you all right. It's the holidays and I think I can guess what you're doing. You're out buying stuff that I get it right. I feel like that's what we do. All of December kids friends grandparents. Your other other half everyone's getting something from this year. So here's a festive tip. Don't buy buy buy. Why don't you sell sell sell with macari? 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I mercury the celine APP. Have you thought of a confession over there not a good one. Okay not a good on your guys. Gophers mine is not great. Mine's not great great. I I'm I told it on the podcast today on. I did a podcast with Becca Tilly. Yes yes she's so she's been a friend of mine for a long time and Herp Herbie revenue award the winning weak. AFC won the people's choice. Award I wanted to go up there and be like Kanye her. You had your Mama laughing but I think Caitlyn deserves. What did he say? I'm trying to think of Obama. Let you have your minute. I'm allies because you deserve it. Took I think she's a lovely woman. That's okay I'm being set up again because now I'm up for the IHEART awards out Ashley. Who are with IHEART? She's not with Iheart IHEART. Got Out we're all great. We're all great and we love everybody and I especially love Becca and I had her on my podcast today and she told me the funniest confession that really didn't see coming from her because she's very like G. rated and sweet and like she was talking about it and she was like yes. I did this. I'm not going to tell you because you have to tune in because I need downloads. And she was talking about what she did with a situation with constipation and she said it was so much. It wasn't anal. She's back She said it was so much confidence that I was like. Well now I WANNA try that because it wasn't known only got in tune in turn but mine. I'll tell you just because it happened today. But I was on my way to podcasts. Yes with her. Jason was like well. Why don't you just take the car we rented and I was like I'm GonNa Uber and he was like why I'm like? I need to go through some emails but really I just I just wanted to get the good lady and so I could plex Chin Harris. Wow Yeah okay. You didn't see that coming and good ones too. Oh yeah that's it you used to talking about. Don't make me feel stupid. I Okay I one. I wasn't even GonNa say on my. I don't have nipples bowls I have. I don't have a nipple here but it's under. It's an under boo. Wow and it's a long under boob hair I so I I was wondering what he was doing. Look you know I wanNA move here underneath. It's under and I'm like an interesting. I leave it. It's all so you know it's just a different type of right thick chorus thin blond a darker thicker little bit here. Yeah Yeah Wow. That's an odd place. But you. We are wizards one though. Yeah we're your friends. Why aren't you up here? Why aren't you lower your weirdly? Just there it's like whoops wrong spot. I'm going to keep coming back though. I don't know what happens. Here is called Hormones Dan though hormones. Yeah scandal my right. It's so oh bad skipper. It is okay well you that's not your confession. Though weirdly. It was that was Sunday you wanted to share with. You felt obviously competent about. Because you don't own thank you. I didn't want to be like juniors like thank you. You're such a good friend. I'm a good front like Adam Sandler. You know what I mean when you. Oh Yeah Yeah. It sounds really neat. Billy Madison there. We go and he's like if he is cool. No Need Miles Davis. Hello this is the best part. Just just stay with me for a second. So this little boy is like like this against the wall and they're at a school field trip and he's like this and my favor. The whole movie is Billy Madison goes what do you fall in. Love uh-huh because of that. My my dog likes to lick my seatbelt. Like I don't know what catch up or something rob something sit down. There licks the seat belt constantly so I always say what are you fall in love with Zepa. Nobody gets itself. I don't know what you're talking about. His voice would you put enough with the wall to wall flakes. Not even laughing now. He doesn't know who Adam Sandler not all. He's not even gone with your confession. Arial I I made out with the backstreet boy can I guess which one nope. I hope it was neck but I feel like it was. Aj I wish it was his agent loved. Aj Brian Kevin No. It was the Nick Carter when I was like how when I was young and Hollywood got there and I was like Oh my God all the basketball and then I made out the battery or planning I did though you know. Of course you were planning. I mean it wasn't like I was like packing my bags. Hollywood to make the batch choice I moved to Hollywood and I found myself amongst backstreet boys. I had Jennifer Addison's house Jennifer Aniston and have how does happen can't do details. I don't give oh I know okay so we were all out somewhere. A bunch of Sh assurance is a good story of ready. I was up Carter right now. Can you please just at him. Oh my God. I'm across shouldn't tell this story great. Who Cares this is Oh my God? Put your phone away sir. We need to like put your little phones in Little Ziplock Ziplock bags got myself. Trump sure isn't but I'm GonNa tell the story anyway. I know I went to a club and I was with like a bunch of people that he knew and then we all went back to his house news and then we went on his balcony. And he's like you and I was like yeah and then we kissed and then he literally not because the kiss kissed for a while and then he was like it wasn't it wasn't like weird he wasn't doing anything sounds weird got weird it was like five in in the morning and we were sitting on his balcony talking and then he's like to me order you a car and it's like not a car. He ordered me say. Stop or taxi. You and I went home home great because I wasn't gonNA sleep there. He was like so I can order you a car and he got a cab. Got Me Cab. Wow now you've been like a black black tar. No no what a Dick he was he was nice but yeah I was like. That's yellow. Car Is this. I got got myself would've been a you know a limo would have been nice. Yeah what have you got a limo. That'd be great kind. China Gartner move. Yeah no that's great good yet. I don't go around telling you know it's great. I mean it's no anal but it's yeah it's good it's good it's wow yes. It's not a humble brag. Yeah Yeah and I'm okay with that Gab. Brag it was a really it was a good confession. Kill nope he's like married with babies. Now he is is is that just. Oh Yeah be to follow you now. Your Justin Bieber for Halloween and you nailed it. He I myself on Instagram Graham. You're missing out. It's your favorite accountable. Not just because you're my friend. The one where you posted the beyond say wind. I'll never get over so you don't just go look for it. Okay Justin Bieber. Is that costume though. If I go out in that costume I confuse. Is everybody not because I look like him because girls are like your girl like Oh my God retracted and then guys are like. You're a girl. And the era attractive to me and then just things are so weird. So everybody's just attractive to you know when I'm Justin Bieber look a little bit. We're going to play a game called truth or drink before we wrap up I. I've pulling up a picture of Oh Kelsey. Ballerini looked great tonight on the red carpet. I check out her instagram. We'll because I'M GONNA put up a picture of US Justin Bieber. Oh we're gonNA play truth or drink les. Speaking of the bachelor people both Adams just liked my photo. Well one thing I know. We're we're talking. I backstage and Blake stage coach and she was like. I don't know what you're talking about like what about stagecoach. It's all right so there are shows and films that you like. There are shows in films that you love and then there are the truly special ones you cannot get enough of the ones that come around once every so often they take up huge chunks of your time energy and you find yourself making pretty much every conversation about it okay. Well I'm obsessed with. This is a podcast about those shows. So I'm obsessed with this is hosted by writer and Co host of who weekly Bobby Finger and it isn't just about the biggest titles on Netflix. It's about their top tier favorites every episode features special guest who has been chosen a title of their choice as their current obsession from reality shows soap operas to movies literally anything that they're loving right now. The conversations often move beyond the net flicks title no and onto the guests larger more existential obsessions like that. Assad about tall girl chosen by writer and call your girlfriend co host and Friedman mm-hmm. Who spent the conversation discussing what it was like to be obsessed with her height throughout high school in December? They'll be talking about the wonderful world of Netflix holiday content as well as a look back at two thousand nineteen. And I don't know about you guys but I'm always having this conversation with people about new shows to watch so this will be a great podcast new episodes of I'm obsessed with this are released. Every Tuesday subscribe now on Apple. PODCASTS spotify stitcher pocket casts or wherever you listen to podcasts. We'll we'll be back with more off the vine Kaitlyn Bristowe so have you guys had a chance to listen to for crying out loud because if not you I have to check it out for crying out loud hosted by Adam Corollas wife Lynette and comedy writer. Stephanie Wilder Taylor. These women are hilarious. Listen in as they share their comedic views on parenting marriage and kids. Lynette and Stephanie are honest silly and even vulnerable as they discussed their own experiences as wife. Mom you'll feel like you're hanging with your best girlfriends. Listen every week on. podcast one apple podcasts. And many of your favorite podcast listening apps now back take off the vine with Jalen Bristow. Okay I actually have. It looked to the questions because I wanted Blake to read them. I didn't want it to be. Oh yes I wanted to move onto the rose as one of my favorites kate. You get to choose who you ask these questions to go. I feel nice up here. Okay get a girl. Blake shooter drink. Jesus the top one who don't even worse on. Just what's the weirdest porn you've ever watched do the the first of all I didn't hear you skip skill. Skip their. He's so red looking. He's so rad. We don't want to know the poor and that's watches. We want to know the weirdest poured Blake's ever watch goes back to Blake. We'll go back to blake anywhere my way to be here tonight. Give it up or skip. He's alleged skip. Skit Blake Weirdest Porn. You've ever watched I think about it like I feel like I'M GONNA disappointing stays go. She's probably weirdest but I'm not here like you're like big titty girls. That's it not weird We're all waiting. Lawyers should make an anal joke. I now because you she. You're like wait a second. I recognize you. I'm into the eight hundred porn. Oh Shit wait scarlet. That is your name right. Dang good okay. I'm sorry guys like I feel like he just likes basic porn missionary notice getting. That's okay if it is nearly so disappoint anyone else. Want to answer this Jason. Here we go next question. Did you drink yeah shock show. He's who single out there tonight. Work will be at the after party. Scenario all right are now now ladies and gentlemen give it up for that was altogether. You're lying all all right full cup. Yes I'm I'm here for you here. We go was that water honestly wasn't album for you can smell it. Those are Tequila Blah. Smell that smell that I'm sweating smell. I think everyone should have a sip just for Blake. I love you guys are the best. Vina's are amazing. Never disappoint ever thing. Here we go hurry out. What's the most embarrassing photo you have on your phone? Prove it because I feel like you always we share your embarrassed do yeah. They're embarrassing and they're all on my instagram. Follow me Outta of anniversary I was getting. I'll give you the wrong able to its Arielle. Yeah I mean that's that's not a good question for me because I do post embarrassed I mean let me all just like it's your audience against Jason. Let's I mean I don't know how to sell fees. How about this one? Who's the most inappropriate person you've ever or fantasized about nick? Carter or things or thing no in size is what all the time but why would it be appropriate like That's like Adam Sandler as billy. Madison might be a little inappropriate. God it that's not the or like the kid from big data. Okay what about every weird like superheroes like Ryan Philip pay from cruel attentional intentions. Where it's like your brother you know like I? I have a brother or anything. So it's fine. Yeah full blown brother stepbrothers. So it's not like I was like. Oh you're my stepbrother. It's just like him in that that movie. 'cause he's like weird he's like sell mysterious battle Black Turtleneck Y- right and his little hair. Yeah do you know that is yes young. Oh Yeah Okay Watch growing you are not all of these. Some of you are my some of your older. I love all of view especially skip. SKIP getting CAITLYN. What is the most allston embarrassing thing you've ever done to try and become famous? CLEO is getting deep here yeah I actually think it might have been. Madison was awesome. Yeah okay The most embarrassing ever did to try and become famous. This was a Kardashian. What did we first of all describe famous like what the followers he get more followers? That's kind of a no okay. Why being going on the back already famous? I know I'M A G Lester Ester dear be lister for the Bachelor. Oh let's get. It would not guerillas crickets. They didn't it didn't land but the the most embarrassing thing I ever did was probably do. There's has no do you ever do you know the buried life is okay. So it was a show on MTV where mm-hmm they crossed one hundred off their bucket list of what they wanted to do before they die and then on their show on. MTV called Birdlife they help people cross up their things that they wanted to do before or they died and and they surprised me and they and they put me on the show and they were like they surprise me at this restaurant I worked at. I had pink eye and both is it was terrible. Why yeah? I don't even know how to happen. Fairly farting on the pillow. But I don't know I I have pink eye on both is they came to surprise me so I'd sunglasses on and a fedora because it was that time and they were like Kaitlyn Bristowe. We want to help you live out your dream and crossover crossover in off of your bucket list and I was like Holy Shit. This is happening we it was like before the Bachelorette. Yeah I was like. This was like I was like twenty five. But why did they know who you you were yourself now. I kind of knew a couple of them and I was like please make me famous guarded. Got It and so they did but it was so so bad so they put me on put me. They flew me to L. A.. And I went to an audition to audition for a music video. Oh before okay and so I went in and they were like this is a table of judges and I walked in with a film crew and they they were like yeah. Are you Kaitlyn. Bristowe your and your pink. We'll know I'd buy them. This was surprised me and then I went to Elliot and so I walked in and all these girls were along the back in downtown office and they all just waited so long for their time and I walked him with a camera crew and and they were like. Oh are you Kaitlyn Bristowe and I was like yeah. They're like go on and they just put me up and so there's all these girls behind me and a table like this judges like in frenemy enemy. And they're like dance and they played a song and I was like this lease dance for us the way you danced. That's it's what you did. I did a whole like pop into that. And you're really good dancer you could Joel Right. Yeah not many people can just pull that out of their bag. Well I mean I hope so because I danced my whole life but so they're like back. You didn't know that about me. Well no yeah. Yeah cool and you'll get singer singer all I'm really really good singer and a really good answer. It's so go on. I think the reason why I'm saying this because I dance my whole life and I I can't dance like okay just like you can't say it's such a facade and so anyways I did it and then I left and then the buried life definitely did not air that episode and they were like those stupid. You didn't get the audition. They hated US and they replaced my episode episode with a blind line cowboy that wanted to ride a horse makes sense anyways. I I called my mom and I was like this is my chance I on the bear great life and then they cut my whole episode and it was a big wish lead with that. Because I've been googling yeah I also did a music video with David Ling. Would that was really inappropriate that we had to take off youtube when I went on the show because I was scared that people are going to be like. Who is this Wacko Echo? Yeah and so. That's also why you can't find anything it. We were singing about very weird things. It wasn't an appropriate like that. It was like we're seeing things that it's two thousand. Nineteen A and it was like that probably would have been weird and just bring things off. Oh Gosh there's a baby gotta cry like you're the record skips in all this what it's not funny anyways. And that's my story back to truth or drink. Oh so long they were. VIP's like well. We gotta go so. I don't think that Sir with you do this or no. It's just a couple mark. Got No more her go. Blake what would you say is the most disgusting habit you have and I can fill your drink if you need me to. You didn't hear you. Uh more our Satmar asks where it is a good coach. I'm not even part of that. The joke you're doing things that stage go idea what I'm talking about. Do those clearly working still has a Napkin under Mike Habit. They should have had these in advance. I made up things must discussing. Have it Chad the Mug if you can think of something no I know. I know it's not that bad. They're in college so no I bite my toenails. Elsa lying that's a two storey added to buy big tells them really don't do you do not do you do that. Why would you use a chainsaw? We saw otherwise. My big my big toenail is like just like dumb and dumber. Yeah no no no I even as we. Here's our first one all over me. Go one for Jason. No no no let me let me. Let me I had a couple of Jason's. Okay all right Arielle what is the. What is the biggest lie in your life? If you've ever told that she made out with Nick Carter Jake AK really starting to keep through the biggest lie ever told I. Oh Yeah I can say this one because I'm an adult now. Mom Ah I my mom found. We'd in my backpack and I was like that's not mine. And I blamed on spore kid that I knew from high school and then trouble and then at school he was like. How did my mom was like? Oh my among long told his mom he smokes weed and I it was my weed and were you high school. I don't know how do you in high school zero clue you like torture team. I was probably like fifteen or six. Fifteen oh yeah but I am I. I was like that's Basil. Ah That's basically the home base on time and Oregano mixed together. Mom was like no. It's not it smells like she called it. Something Gone Josh was like sounds like Ganga and I was like well. If it's gone it's Alex Samuelsson's and then she was like wow. I'm going to tell his mom. Yeah skip what do you call is call him out. Has Sheesh Mahal WanNa Gone Georgia in trust. My mom smoked weed my mom okay last one. This is for Jason Michael Tardy. Who's the most inappropriate person you've ever fantasized about Ryan Philip cry? Don't care it's to my podcast. I could ask you whatever I want nick knickers become the main topic of this. Sorry Nick mm-hmm God. He's going to tell us and I'm like I need appropriate. He's like Princess. Jasmine no laugh. Laugh sorry honestly a fantasizing Tim Ryan Simba's Panga. No I was the first thing that came to my. I think my first crush the person I've I fantasize is it in my life about yes. Is it the girls from the Simpson. No it was. It was the the Pink Power Ranger That's a good one really good one. You still freaking hate that Tommy Guy Cater. Tommy hunts like why are you so why do you hate. The Green Ranger ever loves the Green Ranger. I'm like I actually actually fantasize about the pig Peres. So she was Tommy and Pink Power Ranger. I don't remember Lee and Tommy. That's a good alouine doing costume. You'd Be Pink Ranger. I was like two years ago so I can't do that. We're friends again. We are friends around and got bugs. Asian honky-tonk in national and sang my tits off. Were you wearing a face mask. No yeah it was very muffled. Tell them you're my space name. My space name was Kaitlyn. Bristowe AK tits McGee. I didn't know that. Did you have fun tonight and I. It's like trying to catch up with everybody does anybody. We need a little refill. Everybody here actually. You know what I have to take one serious second I know aw poor but I would actually like everyone to raise their glasses. I'm not going to name her name just because I don't know if they've announced this yet but of of I know and somebody not who loved spayed and sparrows and S- crunchies lost her battle the cancer of two years at twenty six years old and I said that I was going to dedicate this podcast tonight to her so it was awful. 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55: T-T-T-Today, Junior!

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55: T-T-T-Today, Junior!

"Today's show is sponsored by talks base. The online therapy company that lets you message a licensed therapist from anywhere at anytime say licensed therapist because when you send me messages on Instagram. I am shooting from the hip you can be matched with the perfect their best for you for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy. Go to talk space dot com slash TEFA and use the cotija fade get forty five dollars off your first month and support the show, that's talks based dot com slash TEFA, code TEFA. Today's show is also brought to you by calm the app that helps over thirty five million people, including several who live in my household. Go to sleep every night are also just chill imeditate and get some quiet time head to calm dot com slash thanks in. You'll get twenty five percent off a premium subscription. That is a great deal that hours of meditations, sleep stories, relaxing music, and more. Get started today at C A L dot com slash thanks. And then get to sleep. I'm nor mcnerney and this is terrible. Thanks for asking. The play is about to begin. It's in the school auditorium. So picture folding chairs homemade costumes in entire production. A third graders. Now, it's the early nineteen nineties. So parents are whining our little instant cameras. They're going to drop that off at the photo center later, maybe they'll get those photos in twenty four hours who knows maybe they'll order doubles. It's that kind of day. So that kind of event there are no phones that could possibly disrupt this performance. There are no giant, ipads being held up obstructing the view so song can take a photo on an ipad. That should not be a thing. Older brothers are sitting there just bored out of their gourds to sit in there. And they're zoo buzz with bowl cuts kicking the seat in front of them. And they're Reebok pumps. There's other dated nineties things. Happening slap bracelets slot in neon someone's wearing plaid anyway, the play is the wizard of Oz. Which is adorable when played by children, we all know the story the rural bumpkin travels to a new town arrives by murdering a local and then rounds up three friends to kill again. Erin is playing on DM Dorothy, his auntie em. It's a speaking role. So there's no hiding in the background is munchkin number for picking your nose and mumbling out of tune about lollipop guilds. The lights go down or actually a teacher. Probably just flicks off the lights and wanders onto stage because this isn't Broadway. This is grammar school and backstage little Aaron is getting ready for her big entrance into Kansas. And my my best friend who's also my biggest bully. Classic. She he is the worst. She she pulled me aside. And sh sh she said, Aaron please don't stutter when you're doing this. It's really embarrassing to me. Children are the worst and also the best. But I mean, the Warhurst. Up until this point in her life. Aaron had not really thought much about her stutter. Sure, she knew that she spoke differently. But she also spoken like that for as long as she could remember. I. The onset of stuttering is around three and four a lot of kids grow out of it. But for those lucky ones like me. For me. It was at arrived when I was about three. And then it. Briefly went away. And then came back when I was around four. Stuttering is a speech disorder knit shows up in different ways, sometimes shows up as repetition. She said, Erin, please don't stutter like that. And sometimes it shows up as a block where the word just doesn't come out. The onset. Just like that. Erin has both. Her stutter showed up out of the blue when she was just a little kid and her parents never made a big deal out of it. They never even really talked about it. They just I think they're tactic was to just. Let me speak the. Way that I speak and to not to not make a big deal about it. Which was good on the one hand because I didn't feel like they were. Judging me, but then on the other hand, I kind of felt. Like, I was going out at alone. It was never discussed. And so it was kind of topic that the like I felt like I couldn't bring up. So I don't know if they were nervous for me or not they to this day. Well, claim to hardly notice my stutter. That's also some pretty classic feel like that's my my parents never knew. Hi, you don't say how long has this been happening? I asked my dad recently over last Christmas. I asked him just to confirm. I was like so I was about three when I started. It's. Uttering? Right. And he just looked at me like I. I think so something around there had to go to my mom and ask her she actually had notes. So classic dad. Go ask your mom. How would I know when you started stuttering? Now while I was interviewing Erin, I was also googling stuttering because I am professional, and I was on a little website called mayoclinic dot com. And it said if you're a parent of a child who stutters don't make a big deal out of the stuttering so errands parents did the right thing. But the worst part about being a person is that you don't get to stay in the warm bubble of familial approval. Forever. It's a tragedy. But some day you have to leave the nest and go out into the world. And when Aaron went out into the world, I remember being in a must've in kindergarten or preschool, it was very early on. And I was I was climbing on the. Jungle gym with one of my classmates, and I we were talking and she looked over me. And she she she said, why do you talk like that? And I remember looking at her like, well, that's just that's just how I talk. I talk differently. That's all and just going along with my day. Like, it was not it was not a big deal. I had not yet. Like internalized any sort of stigma around it at the time Aaron might not yet have internalized that stigma, but the adults around her definitely had. Erin was forced into playing on AM, by the way. I just envision a teacher thinking, you know, what I know what's going to cure this child exposure exposure therapy. We'll put her in the play. She'll be a star. She'll get over her stutter standing in front of dozens of adults and peers in a high pressure situation that the mayo clinic does not suggest putting child with the stutter into. But we don't have the internet yet. So how would I know God it was torture? And then on top of that having my friend because I had already begun to internalize it a little bit. I was nervous speaking in public. I was nervous about the play. And then to have this. This external source come out and say, oh, no. You're absolutely correct. It's it's unacceptable. So there she is. Pushed out onto a stage front and center. There's Erin in the spotlight after having just been told by her very best friend, Aaron don't stutter. It's embarrassing when you stutter. The first line that I had to say was the name. Dorthy because I'm looking for Dorothy. So it's it's Dorothy Dorothy, where are you? Dorthy? I remember the whole thing and. Words the begin with the letter d are very difficult. It's that hard sound. That you're like pushing air out of your mouth, and it's a really difficult for me to say. And so to get up on the stage, and to not be able to even do my opening line was really tough. How did the play go? I think I was so caught up in what my friend had said that I was just kind of in my own head so much that I I don't even remember most of the play. Yeah. I don't even remember how badly I stuttered. A so I do remember briefly doing a block at the beginning of my of my lines. So so that was the first time that I realized that it was like really really noticeable, and that it was something that I. Couldn't. Shouldn't be doing from a societal standpoint. This is the first time that it really sinks in for Erin. But it definitely isn't a last like, let's say you buy a blue Jeep congratulations, by the way. And then you're driving around. And you find yourself amazed astounded at the number of blue GPS. There are driving around the road. Erin now knows that something is wrong with her. And she can't stop seeing it. Kind of came on slowly. One of the really common things with people who. Stutter which the cruel thing is that one of the hardest words for me to say is the words stutter. It's a really common common thing for people to have difficulties saying their names because that's a word. You can't replace with another word if you're having trouble with it. Right. And so I definitely begin getting the Oded. You forget your name kind of kind of. Lighthearted, you know. Didn't mean anything by. But it just when you hear that over and over again. You begin to internalize that like, oh, this is not the correct way of speaking. I'm not supposed to be doing this. This is not. This is not good. Errands mom, while not making a big deal of Aaron stutter. Does get her signed up for an IEP. That's an individualized education plan, which means that once a week Aaron leaves class to go, see speech therapist, cool. Right. It was it was. Not cooled believe class. I think everybody knew. Why I was leaving class. And so it's not like I was leaving for like a cool reason. I was just going for speech therapy. I didn't like salt or out of the classroom or anything. It's not going to get your braces tightened. And get new Colorado, everyone, right? And you come home with like McDonalds and all that stuff. Yeah. I'm going to like a room of shame. Right. Exactly. Exactly. She does this even through high school standing up sneaking out of class to go to a special room to see a special counselor who tries to help Aaron with her stutter. I didn't get a ton out of it for the most part, I had one speech therapist in high school who would have me either talk for a certain amount of time or or would. Would have. Read. Paragraph. And then would point out to me every time she heard me setter, which was so useless because I knew that was going on like I knew that. I was stuttering. So you had read and she back your stuttering. Yeah. Exactly. I heard you said it on this word and this word and this word. I heard it too. We're both of years. Exactly. I was the one saying, I definitely experienced it. Yeah. Like. Basically like the treatment was like just don't stutter. Yeah. Basically, and they had little little techniques like. Breathing exercises. And there's a technique that is. Is popular in some some circles who who are you just like speak really slowly into dry out the word like that. And that. Does tend to help. But on the other hand all of a sudden, you're speaking, really, slowly. And that's it's own sounds like it's own like speech, impediment almost well, especially in a world wherever one including myself is moving super super quickly. And like, all right. Listen super quickly is like come on. Yeah. Exactly. I'd like to remind you for the billions time in this podcast. We all contain multitudes. So I am a person who loves terrible stupid comedies. I really do. They're my favorite and a favorite among my favorites. Is this? Fine piece of cinema called Billy Madison where the titular character Billy Madison played by award winning actor, Adam Sandler is spoiled rich guy who's only hope of inheriting his dad's company in there for a fortune is to go back to school, not just college. If that's your thinking. This guy's got to spend two weeks in each grade from kindergarten through high school, and holy ensues lake this one scene where he's in third grade and kid is reading aloud and stuttering and Billy Madison, interrupting goes to today. And we all ass because it's an iconic scene. It is one that my brothers and Irene act that I repeat maybe even to my kids sometimes, and it's one that Aaron referenced in her letter to us not as one of her favorite movie scenes of all time. But as one of the more hurtful things that happened to her in her experience people say that to her that stuttering somehow a big joke, but the joke's on her because the assumption that's often made with Aaron stutter is that Erin is silly. She just can't find the words she's looking for. She's a little absent minded she's stupid. Maybe I was actually told by my high school guidance counselor that I wasn't I told her that that I really. We wanted to go to UCLA that was like my dream school. And she told me that I was not exactly college material. And if I really wanted to go to to to potentially go to state school, but you know, which which are all find good, but I had wanted to go to UCLA. And so she told me that that I should really look into things where I didn't have to speak. Aaron is not stupid, not at all. Her stutter means that her brain works harder than most brains all the time certainly harder than mine because regular conversations aren't just regular conversations errands. Always planning ten steps ahead. Thinking of alternate ways. The conversation can go if she has a block or if she starts a repetition, and she has a massive vocabulary to help her substitute words when the when she wants to use won't come out. So this morning, I went to a coffee shop, usually my husband makes me coffee and brings it to me in bed because that's what men are good for. But today I bought some. And when I got to the front of the line, the interaction went a little like this. I said small light roast with room for cream, please. And then the breeze two handed that to me, and I paid for it. And that was it simple now when Aaron goes to the coffee shop, it usually goes something like this. Hi, I would like a small. With. Do you have any kind of non dairy milk? I would like an. With almond milk. Please. So that's tough right to do that. With a stranger who has a line of other people to serve who's in a hurry. But what's even more crushing about that interaction? Something you can't tell is that what Aaron ordered is not what near and wants to drink. So a lot of times I actually would prefer a cafeteria. No. But that's harder for me to say. So I. Because that's easier. Often. Do you have almond milk because that's easier for me to say than? Every day. That's what small interactions look like for Aaron negotiation between what her braid wants to say. And what her mouth will let her say. I mean across the board. I order things that I don't necessarily want all the time from restaurants and from from coffee shops and all that just because it's easier thing to say which. I think with my suffering. I feel I feel very trapped in my own kind of head, and that's. Really frustrating to me. I feel like I'm not able to really be my my Fendick self all the time. Think about that for a minute. Just imagine. We're every spoken word you make during the day has to be. Filtered. Police changed adapted where you have to say things in ways that don't fully reflect what you mean or you have to order things, you don't want just to be understood. But you're not really being understood. You're just trying to communicate as best you can. Kinda makes you feel anxious just thinking about it. So I'm constantly on like. Kind of I highly anxiety where because any speaking situation could turn out to be a total total shit show. And so, and and I don't necessarily know. You know, I'm never sh sh sure if I'm gonna be. An awkward situation whereby stuttering is really bad. I. I never know. If somebody's going to like laugh at me, or, you know, make fun of me. For which I mean, like krone adults do that way too. Frequently I feel like tell me more about that. Yeah. It will just like like, repeating if I've done repetition. I've had people repeat that back to me. So if I say could have a low lots. I've had people behind the counter say, okay. So one LA take coming up like that kind of thing. Definitely a lot of like. Did you forget what you're talking about? Like that sort of thing. Just like straight up laughter. I get that a lot. And like, they probably don't know that. It's a thing. They probably just think it's a one time because I think at some point everybody sort of struggles for a word or stutters a little bit. And so the think they're being real light hearted. And like you're both in on the joke. But it doesn't feel that way. Right. Absolutely. And and I can understand that you know, people. I mean, again, like, this isn't a very highly publicized condition. The biggest press we got probably was with the movie, king speech. 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So not everyone who meets her knows that she starves. Aaron did get to graduate from UCLA take that guidance counselor. If that is your real title. Aaron did get a good job in a field. That means a lot of solo work in where she often works remotely. So a lot of people only see her and hear her in a certain way, I've always grown up being shy. And the truth is, I'm not actually all that shy. I definitely introverted. But I'm not. I actually think that if I didn't have my stutter I would enjoy public speaking. I just don't I just hate it. Because of a center. Now, Aaron doesn't like public speaking. But she is also a person with him Bishen and one day her boss asked her to present her work in front of a bunch of colleagues like a lot of them in person. So I knew about it about of. We can advance. That is so I prepare time. Yeah. No, it's not no week. I would've been like I'm not used to giving presentations. So I'm not sure what the proper protocol is this more than a week. Doing a presentation at work is always a big deal. This is where you get to prove to everyone that you know, your stuff that you are expert in your field that you are asset to team. And it's not just what you say in this presentation. Right. It's how you say it. That's always the case, isn't it. You can't just get up there and drone on and on reading from the PowerPoint slides handed out. Actually, if you do that don't do that, we can all read. You can't mumble. You can't look nervous. At least that's the prevailing attitude. That gets not just what you say. It's how you say it, and you should say confidently directly, especially if you a woman trying to smash through that glass ceiling. To stutter is the opposite of that. Right. Stuttering puts the emphasis not on what you're saying. But on how you are Satan it. It's Ahrends fear that the stutter is going to make her look unprepared. Uninformed, and she's none of the above. She doesn't just know her stuff. She knows a bunch of different ways to convey it to our audience. So I was hoping for a good speech day. I was I was some days are better than others. Who knows why? There's no scientists haven't figured that out yet. But. I basically had to both prepare the content of my. Presentation, but also kind of plan for stuttering and plan for alternate alternative. Ways of saying things. So I had to kind of like backup speech almost. Luckily, I had I had I'd hand out. And so I didn't have to new reading which is like the total the. The worst thing. Someone could ask me to do is to read a paragraph allowed, basically, you're like escape routes sort of. So it's like if I get stuck here lesson I was doing a amaze with my son, not like a real one in highlights magazine. But you know, it's like, I just imagine it sort of like, mentally, you know, where you're going, right? So, you know, I know, I know I know this presentation, I know the material I'm smart woman, and you have this sort of mental map that you're going through. You're doing the presentation boom, you hit a wall. There's no path anymore. And so, you know, this is the part where I say this instead, right, exactly. And I have to keep that in the back of my mind. And so I'm not able to fully focus on the presentation it self. I have to be constantly aware of this other track in my mind. So about twenty five years after she played on DM Aaron is back in the spotlight. This time in front of a bunch of her peers this time, she doesn't just know her lines. Thank you for coming today. My name is Aaron Williams. And I'm here to talk to you about the changes. We we. We've made to the reporting. Texture. Please. Let me know if you have any quick questions along the Whoo. Way. She knows her lines in multiple versions. Just in case. I appreciate you being here today. I'm Aaron Williams. I'm going to speak about alterations. We've made to how reports are collected if any questions occur to you. During this presentation, please feel free to ask. So how did it go? I definitely I definitely. Blocked. I definitely did repetitions. I did all that. Everybody was very polite about it. You know, it was a professional setting. So it's this weird thing where where like I walked away simultaneously proud that. I had. Done it. But also anytime I do something like that. I always just have this feeling of like like. That could have been. That could have gone so much better. Erin's Email to us was not primarily about stuttering, or at least that wasn't the lead. She wrote this is about stuttering, I've attempted suicide and I'm in weekly therapy on a cocktail of antidepressants and anti anxiety drugs. I have depression, and I have severe anxiety. I'd have them anyway. But they're both hugely exacerbated. By the fact, that I stutter I was I. Officially diagnosed when I was twenty five so it's been almost ten years of trying out all the medication and trying out all the. All the different ways of going about treating it. And. Yeah. I'm still looking for ways to do it. I've been in the hospital a number of times for for either suicidal idea Asian or I had a sort of half hearted suicide attempt which left me with some really neat scars. Wrists. It's been lonely for Aaron this constant anxiety around her human interactions. I was I was tired of being the only person I knew who stutters. It's a very isolating kind of affliction. I guess. So one day Erin hits the old Google and finds a conference for people who stutter she had been one before. But that would have been small maybe one hundred people, but this other conference national stuttering association annual conference. It's in Chicago that year, and they expected a thousand attendees a thousand people who are just like her who struggle with blocks and repetitions and people making bad jokes about the way they speak in entire event where Aaron will be not special. Here in books are reservation gets on a plane gets the hotel and do you walk in? And I think a lot of people for the first time are are around people who stutter and so for the first time they feel comfortable introducing themselves to people so everyone is super friendly. And so. So people introduce themselves to everyone has named tags which is which is great because everyone hates saying their own which I guess is pretty common for conferences. But still it was a very helpful thing for this one. It was just it was it was overwhelming at the beginning to it took a little while for to click that I was actually like among people who are like me because I'm. Still used to being around. Fluent people all the time and people who just don't fundamentally under. Tan what it's like to stutter. So it. Took about a. Day to to really get get into the the kind of comfort level around speaking. I want this feeling for everyone. Just want a bottle it up and handed out this feeling where you just find your people. Aaron finds her people at this conference, and it is wonderful. She doesn't have to plan her usual escape routes and alternatives. She can just be she can just talk one of the best things we get to do is some of my new friends, and I we made a promise to not do any word replacement. So. Whatever. We wanted to stay. We were going to say and not. Use replacement words it was really free. I was able to just completely focus on what I was saying. And that was it was really freeing. I love that. I just love the idea of being like fuck it. We're gonna wait for each other. We did. Yeah. We stuttered. And and and you know, we had long repetitions and we locked and like no one cared. It was just we were literally just listening to what the other person was saying. And. Couldn't have cared less about how they're saying. It was great. It was. Yeah, it was really magical. Honestly. Now is starring really that. Terrible. Yes. If you stutter. Yes. If you stutter in a world where people think it's funny or silly. Or means you're stupid. Yes. If it pushes you deep into your own head and colors, all of your experiences. Yes. If it's all tangled up with your anxiety and depression. Yes. And it's one of those things where the only thing wrong with stuttering is that it doesn't fit into a very narrow definition of what it means to speak. Well, we all have this this. Thing that like we're not allowed to talk about. And even if we do. There's not a lot of. You can get plenty of sympathy. But there's not a lot of empathy. So there's a lot of people who like truly understand. What it's like. I have not spoken with a lot of people like Erin, or I haven't listened to a lot of people like Erin the way of listened to Iran. You know, what I've done around stuttering kids or even stuttering adults. I've finished their sentences. I've moved the conversation forward. Because I assumed that I was doing the kind that I was saving them from the awkwardness of the situation when really? I was just being kind of an a whole really it was my own discomfort my own awkwardness in the situation that I was saving myself from because who am I to say how someone should speak? Don't read their views at this podcast people. Don't like how much I say like or my voice or really anything about me. Aaron is still working with speech there. She's working on techniques to keep from stuttering. But also techniques to build her confidence with her stuttering. At some points in our interview, aired talked about different attitudes within the stuttering community. One. Is that the focus should be on what you're saying. And not how you say it. Heck, yes. One other focus is on keeping your chin up. But not letting your stuttering get you down which is hard for Aaron because stuttering is hard. It's hard when people laugh at her or finish your sentences or pretend Laker stutter doesn't exist. When it's this thing that is largely shaped her life. So what does Aaron what does she want people to talk to are like she doesn't starter? Does she want people to acknowledge it to ask questions to ignore? It. Yeah. Yes. All of those. She wants it to be normalized and she wants people to act like it's not happening, which basically just means don't finish your sentences. Don't rush to cure your own discomfort. Let her bring it up if she wants to and then just be cool about it. Is that list of wishes and instructions confusing to you? Of course, it is. We're all so confusing. Even those of us who don't starter this desire to be understood and known is hardly ever perfectly aligned with our social situation our mood. Whatever else is going on all of us are just a bunch of walking contradictions about how we'd like to move through this world. And all of that is just what Aaron wants. She's not the official spokesperson stuttering. She's just Aaron and I'm just Nora in or just you. But the way Aaron and other people who stutter get through the world isn't just on them. You know? I don't think that Erin and other people who stuttered need to be cured or fixed. I don't think it's on them to just speak better. Think it's on me and people like me to just listen better. I think that's the problem and that's pretty easily fixable. Yeah. Okay. See, I'm not great. But I'm okay. I'm Nora mcnerney. And this has been terrible. Thanks for asking. Our senior producer is Hans Buteau. Marcel mao. Cuba is our assistant producer Hanmi. 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Fighting Against Socialism, Preparing for Coronavirus, and What Work Life Balance Actually Means | ASK ME ANYTHING

"You're a man of action. You live life to the fullest who race your fears boldly jar own path when life knocks. You down you get back up. One more time every were not easily deterred beatty rugged resilient strong. This is your life this you are. This is who you will become at the end of the day and after all is said and done you can call yourself a man kissing. Glad to have you back man. It's going to be back it's GONNA be stateside in India. Is that right yeah? I was trump's rally right. Yeah in fact I was in the same exact city I should've today after luckily because I'm assuming traffic would have been just an insane. Turn out. I don't know how many people were there. Hundred one hundred thousand. Yeah hundreds of thousands people in there in the world's largest I guess Cricket Stadium I was GonNa ask what was it soccer but cricket all right. Yeah it's a really know much about cricket all the better sport anyways the funny part so years back I visited team over in India and and and there and they wanted to play cricket and it was me one one other American guy and we went out to the to the park. And they're like yeah. What's Play Creek? And they showed us the rules. It was actually quite fun but I could not let the ball bounce right so because you hit off of balance balance right yeah and I just constantly just like stepped up and then try to like hit a home run. I could not swing it at this American dumb ass. What is he doing? I don't totally know you're doing it. Wrong no actually. It's your royal. Yeah and as far more enjoyable to hit that sucker way out you know for sure. Well I I assume I don't really know but I gotta assume that cricket probably did come first before baseball still baseball is the superior sport no doubt that totally. What and I don't know I'm sure people don't care. You guys care so just pretend to care. Listen care do you know how soccer soccer and football and that whole naming convention got messed up. It's actually really insightful. No I actually don't I mean I know. Obviously it's messed up but I don't know how it got messed up it was It was the Brits originally actually so they it was They call it soccer at one point and then we held onto it and then they converted it back to football but it's actually a combination of it was a club that did Rugby and that's an. It's a combination of soccer rugby. That messed up the name convention and then we adopted football and then they switched a soccer or no we adopted soccer and they switched to football so soccer was like a a name of club. I think is that it or yeah. Yeah for in that. And that's how it got messed up. Yeah it wasn't as interesting as I thought it would be no probably slaughtered it at a much better job if you're like also to get great detail and that was all. I kind of really elusive. Okay now now that sally reels provisionally Madison. The Billy Madison quote. We all now. Dumber having heard that a possibly. I should have prepped. Well next time you can give you another chance. We'll give you another chance or we can always edit this out and clean it up. Yeah how's this so we're going to rip it out? Yeah I mean I was bad. I mean it's important. Edit this podcast in fact I edit like overly edit any of our podcasts. There might be some little. Wonky nece or I've got a splice two elements together that got messed up but for the most part you know our podcast or raw. Whether it's the energy podcast or this one of the Friday field notes. It's just record. Hit the record button release. That's pretty much the process and what I'm hearing is added have nothing to do with changing of content or the elimination of continents. Really like noise background slicing and things like that. Yeah that's about it. Yeah so aren man. Should we get to the questions? Yeah let's run Solo. I think I did a pretty good job but yeah I don't know we'll have to let the guys. B B. Yeah it was going to say if not let Rhino fee if you know I would rather just to see my did a pretty good job. I'm so amazing. Yeah as long as it tells me otherwise. Yeah it's better. It's better way to ignorance is always the best approach I found. That's what we promote here on the show. I guess nobody hears promoting ignorance be smart. Be Wise to get the information. You need all right. What's the first question? Are we going to so I? Yes Sir so. We're we're film these questions. From the Iron Council our exclusive brotherhood learn more ordered man dot com slash iron council. We call it pay to play. If you're paying then you get to play if you're not then you get bumped to the end of the line. Yeah also known as living a life full like investing in your life is also what we call it so. It's probably a better way to say. Hey to play. So we'll start using that from now on for the invest in your life. That's Tagline Iron Council invests in your life all right Nicholas being what does a hero's journey represent for you. Maybe we make a little bit of reference obviously because this is coming from Nicholas in icy and. I'm assuming this has to do with our book of the month that we're covering but yes. Yeah Yeah we're we're talking about living heroically in inside Iron Council. Which is not I was a little. I was a little hesitant with Joshua on this one with the With the naming of him and I are very much in alignment. It's not about the external idea of being some some superhero right. Yeah or putting yourself in a stupid situation so you can prove everybody else how heroic you can be. But it is about Espousing the virtues that that we generally would think of when it comes to being heroic bravery courage resilient grit fortitude etc etc. So that's what this is all about an iron council For me the hero's journey is just being prepared at all times for anything that make them up. I there's all kinds of situations that might come up. Whether like Ed mentioned last week we had a guy tried to get into her house in the middle of the night. Yeah you hear that story. Yeah yeah crazy or natural disaster now now we have corona virus that everybody's dealing with in fact. I think somebody asked about the Corona Virus. And we'll get into that here in a minute or a car accident or or anything right. There's any number of situations and for me. The Hero's journey is just about being physically mentally and emotionally prepared and then also capable of dealing with the situation is very very important to me so regardless of what that situation is I always WanNa be prepared for that thing. It's difficult because you don't really know what to be prepared for right I give the boy scouts a lot of grief especially with some of their most recent decisions but to quote Lord Bayden Powell when he was asked about what you should be prepared for he said for anything and I think we as men need to anticipate what What might come up and filling any holes that we see as being necessary so for me. It's about being a protector. It's about stashing money aside so if we get into financial trouble will be can. We'll be good there. It's about preparing our home for an intruder. Having food storage. It's about Training my body physically to be strong but then also capable through martial arts. Yeah I mean. I can't get really into the specifics because I don't know what specifically we're talking about but I just I just WANNA be prepared. I just wanted to ready mentally physically emotionally and be capable of dealing with the threat. Should it arise age and have created chaos in our family for the last two weeks because I was out of country? She's country this week and yes. I'm doing kind of GIG. Kids off to school babysitter. Go to work at the lab work a little bit early in its its manage chaos and and it's interesting because and and I know it's not like the hero like save someone's life right but there's I think there's moments of to be a hero just in comedy life right. Am I dare for my kid if he's struggling today if he has a really bad day and maybe he has low self esteem? Or you know what I mean. Something happened in my in a position to be his hero. And it's ironic is. Whoa does in in my circumstance. Back to my manage cast. This week is if if our house is not in order and it's already chaotic. Then that pulls me away from being into position to provide assistance right. If I don't have a solid schedule figured out then pulls me away from actually being present like in so I think like we can prepare for events but a lot of it has to do with just kind of have in our shit together yen and and just in all aspects. Whether it's your how will your. Your garage is organized to having your schedule. Figured OUT TO TO BE PHYSICALLY FIT to having a clarity of your own mind. What goals in. What purpose that you have in life in having that clarity for yourself like all those sayings put us in a position to be able to serve other people And in that here was a might be something as simple as a guy reaching out to ride and saying. Hey you know. I'm struggling right now and I really need to have a conversation and that and because your in line in life in your probably your integrity gap is is minimal. That puts in a position to be able to have that conversation. Where normally you you know we might be run with our heads cut off because you know there's manage chaos because we don't have our things so lined in our lives right. Yes I actually think. That's one of the traps to when you talk about living heroically or the hero's journey like we're talking about an iron council is guys thinking that it's visible when you think of a hero. Don't you think of a highly visible like I think of what the Guy Jack Cash? I can't remember his name. Who Shot that would be mass killer inside the church yet? She's couple of months ago. Yeah right you think okay. That's a heroic action. No doubt and so people look at that and thinking very visible right he was. He was recognized nationally if not globally for his heroic actions. But sometimes it isn't that right. It's just is just reading a book with your kid or is just showing up to work every single day on time and doing your job to the best of your ability. No accolades no recognition. But those are very. They're not Geraldo moments necessarily. But you are espousing. The virtues that hero espouses and it could be heroic for the individual right. I had a good friend a good friend of mine. I was like to be honest with you as really honored by he. He's a little bit in a slump. For whatever reason struggling asked me to come over to his house and and Kinda give him a blessing and have a talk to him. That was a really big thing like that was very valuable to him. But it's ironic is how easy it would have been for me to be in a position not to do that right not to be in the right mindset to be able to have that beneficial conversation. That could have been very easy right. It could have been as simple as me. Not Organize my day and being chaotic and pissed off and not even being in the right mindset to even say the right things one thing that I've noticed in my own life that I I need to be very aware of and make sure I combat and I think a lot of guys are probably like this as well is Is Procrastination you know. I think I got this thing. I've got everything handle things taken care of. And I've got this event or this assignment or this task. That's two three four weeks down the road. I got time I've got time and all of a sudden Bam it's here or something comes out of the woodworks that I didn't expect in completely derails. Everything and that. Procrastination keeps me from accomplishing. Not only what I originally intended to do. But that thing that came out of the woodworks as well so we really need to be conscious of the procrastination of feel. Like you've got to do something. There's no time like the present to do it. Just get it done. Check it off the list and then you can try on with your with your day. Stay on top of thanks him. What else all right Chris. Gasco CORONA virus. How serious are you taking it? What precautions have you taken because of it etc is? It's such a hot topic and I think it's a discussion That could be viable Him being in the hospitality tourism industry. This topic is dominating my mind these days. Yeah I you know. I think it's blown out of proportion I really do. I actually saw in the news this morning. That the sixth I believe case a or six death I should say in the. Us was reported due to corona virus. So you know what's going to get worse before is starts to stabilize and get better. And there's a vaccination whatever right yeah I just think it's blown out of proportion. I think it's something we should be very aware of. We should plan for but for the most part. My strategy is to do the things that we all know. We should be doing anyways. Like washing your hands of obeying general rules of personal hygiene I don't particularly enjoy traveling or large spaces anyways but I'm going to limit that to the best of my ability and If I see somebody who sick or I know there might be sick. People there then. I'm not going to go like we're going to stay home and we're going to do our thing but having food storage is important making sure that this is something that a lot of people overlook making sure that you have adequate fuel sources so for example. If you let your truck get down to empty before you fill it up. You're doing yourself a disservice. Your vehicle should never be below half a tank because you never know like if you get stuck in a blizzard or you get lost or or you need to go on a long trip or there's no access to fuel anywhere like that's actually something that's overlooked quite often. We do the same thing with our with our fuel for heating system and we have backup heating a generator in place just to make sure so. Have all these redundancies? Built into place. In case the worst case scenario happens now I hope it doesn't but I don't want to be caught unprepared. Should that happen? Firearms are a big component of this making sure that we can defend ourselves and protect ourselves. Matthew Arrington a mutual friend of ours told me about this book. I wish I could remember it. Left to reach out to him and saving it to us but he he. It was a book that he told me about. Where and I don't know it's I don't know if it's fictional or if it's based on a a real situation but the power goes down in country and it talks about how quickly everybody just goes psychotic like absolutely insane very scary so storage adequate fuel power backup power firearms and then just obeying general hygiene you know even like Jujitsu for example is like grossest thing you possibly do and we we clean those matts every every session. We're cleaning those maps. I get home. I don't like hug up on everybody. I go home. I go straight to the shower. I got some good sober. I clean myself off. Give myself good scrub down and go grab a Burger and Walkman's or anything like that and and everything it's like even my son when he was wrestling Mike Dude. Like you can't delay right like you're not gonNA shower right after wrestling practice yet. The shower immediately once get home like snow lane on your bed and chilling for awhile and shower later like staff or ringworm or something all over our house. Go take a shower but yeah I generally. I think it's blown out of proportion that doesn't mean I'm not aware of it or trying to plan for it or be smart about it. I get frustrated with the political as ation of it and I've heard people say oh. It's not being political politicized. They're just asking questions now when you start calling the virus trump virus oh really oh yeah and and you and you like overly criticise The the president the government's reactions to this questioning because ones do not lock it. Everyone down in their homes. Is that what we want really anyone that type of government like well away all your freedoms. It's crazy questioning is one thing and we should question but when you start to politicize it. It's it's repulsive that anybody would take something like this and try to publicize like or a political politicized can't say it. We need to work together on that stuff. Everybody's on the same page and it almost seems as if there's certain sides of the aisle that would actually rather have this this get worse so they could get trump out of office. I find that disgusting. I'm not saying you have to agree with trump or even like him but to wish this happen so that he's at the office. That's a ridiculous thing ridiculous for sure so any. What's what's been interesting about. The Corona virus is one to see how it affects globalization and trade. It's really interesting. How like if this was even more severe than it. Was you start wondering like can? Our country sustain itself without traits. One countries are dependent on other countries for their food supplies. Like it really changes things right. Because if if if this viruses being threat spread through shipping companies and its product and shown up in your country like. It's not just people. It's actually products me shipped. It's it's just really interesting. How it affects globalization but it is a numbers game right so I 'cause I looked into this because I was immediately like wait. A second more people die from the flu every year. Then then this thing is taking live. So what's the big deal right Because it is the death rates are are usually people that are kind of really physically poor Like in our really stat. Or that's not the issue the issue is access to medical technology and it's so that's correlation doesn't equal causation right. It's not that they're poor. You're I think you're right. It's that their access to medical care is limited because of their economic situation yet. But it's also it's affecting people with poor health so over healthy people aren't dying right. It's it's actually people really bad for health concerns. Yeah but it's but it's the rate is what's quasi scary so flew his point one percent so the amount of people die every year in the US. It's point one percent from the flu right. One percent of flu victims die from the flu itself and the death rate for this virus in where we can only go out. China's numbers right because that's where most of its happened. The death rate in China's two point three percent. So if you if you look at that point one pursue point three. That's where the concern is shorts. Well after and if you look at the death rate if I understand this correctly it's two point three in this Wuhan or whatever this province or the city where it came from which is economically pretty pretty impoverished and depressed. That goes back which would be drastically different if that happened in the. Us right the other thing that is not is not telling the entire story. As far as the death rate goes is that it's a death rate based on reported cases. Yeah what about unreported cases and it seems to me based on what we know that it's actually been in the US longer than we've identified it and a lot of these cases for healthy individuals are are going unreported on. Yeah Three Days. And what has a cold exactly? Yeah right so that would actually lower the death rate and I'm not saying we shouldn't be wary of it and we shouldn't understand it. I I will say. I don't like the flu debate argument where people say well. The Flu Kills More People Wolf. The fluids been around longer. We know more about the flu. Like there's a lot of people get it right. I saw a guy made a post on twitter and he said Six more people died from From Corona virus in the US which is more than or less than how many babies have been killed in the last sixty seconds? While you read this post. And I'm like like I get and I'm I'm pro-life right so like I get what he's saying and why is using that but it's just not an intelligent tactic either right and. I don't think it's intended to be just intended to Piss people off and rile him up with twitter which he was affected with it for sure. But it's it's not like to compare it to something else. They will not as bad as this. Okay does that mean that? We'd like shouldn't address it at all or gap. Then what's your point? So it's just something to be aware of and then deal with accordingly but I do think it's blown out of proportion but that doesn't mean that we can't take our own personal precautions and protect ourselves and our families and do what we need to tell you it's actually causing a little bit of disruption here in Utah Burns everywhere because everyone else like water selling out at costco like instantly right right. It's crazy. Yeah but you know what good because now he's thinking in prepping you will and I'm saying now maybe let's say this is not as catastrophic as some people would make it out to be well. Maybe it wakes people up to. Oh man this is this this pandemics a very real threat and we need to make sure we get prepared now not win. Something happens so hopefully people in the right direction at a minimum. Hopefully the APP and just so we're not you know spreading rumors. It's actually results of corona beer right as a wide started to Mardian. Yep Yep you know what's funny I was talking with someone and they were telling me that corona the beer the AL called like. He's just been decimated because of this. I read that there was a survey that said thirty eight percent of the respondents believed that Corona virus actually had something to do with corona beer. Yeah it's like she thirty eight or centers of Yeah but look up from art like a marketer right so from a marketing standpoint. I'm like corona like make fun of yourself like get out ahead of this and in ridicule in mock yourself because I'm telling you if you don't and you try to take like this higher road you're GonNa get demolished so just poke fun at it. Have Fun with it. I'm just saying corona doesn't get ahead of that they're going to have a real real difficult path forward which in in this is great for them as a business to say like who could have forecast that right you might. You might be in a business and you might. Your market is like the majority you own the majority of the market. You're killing it and then some stupid buyers decides the as your company name be prepared right. Yeah and this is like when I was doing financial planning. This is actually part of the reason that I suggest that you don't pick individual stocks. Yeah PENALIZE APPLE. Apples always a bit bad. Yeah and then you have something stupid like this or something. Maybe not stupid. That comes up that you could never have anticipated. And and you've got all your money in apple or all your money in large cap stocks. Yeah and you're out of luck. Yeah new health study comes out. An apples to eating. Apples are tied to cancer. All of a sudden effects apple computers or some sort of government regulation comes down and render some program or APP or system completely obsolete like we don't we don't know crazy. Yeah we're riffing a lot. All Right Christopher elder how have your implementation implementation of after action reviews in your daily routine? How indepth did you go? And how often if ever do you reread your past after action reviews? I? I usually don't read them after I've done them. Because I've already implemented a plan to address an issue when you another after action review. Yeah and sometimes. I'll uncover the same problems that I uncovered in the first and sometimes they'll be entirely new so like for me. There's no there's never really been a reason to go back unless I'm actively focused on that task or project or whatever right otherwise I'll just do a new after action view now. I do daily after action reviews so every single day. I'm looking at my day looking what I want to accomplish and what I didn't get done and how well I did and it was I- affective not effective. I'm looking at that stuff every single day. So That's how incorporate I also look at it when I'm just doing meal things like even after this podcast I'm going to do an after action review right like we're using zoom now instead of skype so like I'm GonNa go and say okay. Was it as good as it could hurt you. Did it not work? Did how was the connection? How was the audio quality? What could we do to shore up the video quality so I'm always regardless of what it is even if I'm playing with my kids afterwards it's like was? Was that a good time. You know like we have fun was I. President was I available did did they enjoy. The time was I- addict because I was thinking about work when I should have been thinking about them like I'm doing it all the time. Some of them are going to be in-depth based on what the project is and others are just going to be a quick recap and pay. Was THAT GOOD. Yes it was no. It wasn't okay. Why was it good? Why wasn't it good and I'm doing this constantly every single day so the after action review isn't like a strategy for me 'cause strategy to me means that it's like some little thing that you implement at some point throughout your day or your life it is a way of life the after action reviews should be so ingrained indoctrinated to your DNA that it is not a strategy is just your way of life. How did this go? What did I do well? What did not do well. What did it accomplish? What did I not accomplish? And what am I going to do to make sure that I either produce the same results if they were favorable or better results if they were less than favorable to begin with. Yeah totally I think and I think for a lot of guys. Maybe it's it's maybe systematic. Initially right the corey their re reach the Self actualization stage of Ryan. Mcclure where it's like. This is built in now for me. You make it sound like like I added you to Maslow's hierarchy. Yeah you're at the very top gas actualization mixer stage you elevated me way too high way too but if you don't mind me sharing what we do because this might be saiful right for some people so we do after actually views at journey team. I've made it part of how we function as a team and so at the end of the project will do after Action Review and and I've kind of tailored a little bit like its ads. Medicinal things like. How do we do on budget? Most the time line specific and then we have the kind of those named opening questions that are part of the after action review. But we have so many of them that it's hard for me to implement like a change in business process. After every single project and then communicated to the entire team and that becomes kind of a little bit overwhelming. And so what I've done. Is We do after action reviews as part of our project retrospective and then at the end of the quarter then. Retali- those up and look for trends across all the projects and then will adjust on a quarterly basis. Like okay we see some training here. Let's adjust this moving into the next quarter and so I kind of use it as kind of a I don't know a date of a database right of a after action reviews then to implement process at after a given period of time. Yeah I like that. You're looking at trends. I would just say and I don't think you're falling into this trap. I would say that careful if you hear that and think okay. I'll just look at trends over a twelve month period for only fixed. Those things fix it. Then it's like no no no you need to be fixing it as you go building fixing it correcting it as you go and then you can come back and recap and there's totally overlooked and I think the difference is on the individual basis right. I can I do the same thing like you know. We work on. A new proposal goes really well. I have this internal a are of like. Okay why did it go? Well wanted and I can immediately make an adjustment in my head. Right is like okay Adjust I'm now better right. It's a little bit harder. When there's you know fifteen guys that you need to build a business process around and that's really the only reason why I wait after a period of time but I want to replace an individual after action review on a regular basis with a systematic process for a team right. I I still think you should be doing those individual after abuse but definitely definitely or at George Sykes. How do you think we can rid the world of socialism once and for all You can't because anytime somebody recognizes they they can get something without the effort kind of like that like social being on the receiving end of socialism is a very easy thing right. So you're never going to get rid of it. The only way to get rid of it is to have everybody take individual and personal responsibility and accountability for their lives. That's how you end. That's the opposite of socialist is ownership right. But but we know that's not gonNA happen. So let's let's talk about this. So how do we do it? We encourage the people that we have a responsibility and obligation for to take personal accountability and responsibility for their own lives and we allow them to feel the consequences of the decisions that they make now. If I do that in a controlled environment for example as a father my my little my little one today in fact he slapped me upside the head has lay on the bed and we were like cuddling my wife and me and he slapped me hard and you know some parents might say. Oh you don't do that. It's cute or whatever and I slapped him back on his kitty. I didn't. I said Hey and disciplined him and I sent him in his room to go. Sit in time out if I if I don't do that. Which a lot of parents won't if I don't do that then. I'm teaching him that. There's no there's no consequences for bad behavior. And there is and I need them to know that in a controlled environment so that when he gets out in the real world he won't actually get in that situation his ass kicked or get shot or get fired or any number of things that can happen in the real world when Daddy's not around to keep him protected an isolated. So that's that's part of the way that we do it. The other part of the way that we do. This is education education education education. I even think about in the the a drawn a blank here but criminal reform for example right. It's like and prison reform in court system for all this stuff is like education is very very important like we have to educate these individuals because the more education we have like you've got if you believe in socialism communism Marxism. You're not educated by definition. You're very very ignorant to what this actually produces like Bernie Sanders for example. He's not I'M NOT GONNA SAY UNINTELLIGENT. He's but he's either the most ignorant man ever when it comes to economics or is lying to all of us and he. He's one of the greatest liars of all time. Both are bad by the way guys like this is not a good situation that we're in year the this this person is being taken seriously by millions and millions of people. Yeah so we've got a hand and Oh sorry I was just say to educate yes and why are why is he being taken serious because the handout right again? What's I'm on the receiving end? I don't have to pay my student loans. I'm GonNa vote for him like really like that's that's the driving factor is the handout in which you get well who says when when the masses realized they can vote themselves money that will be the end of democracy or civilization or something. I can't remember the exact quote but as it's very true I think you know when when the masses begin to realize that they can vote themselves. Money is the end or the beginning of the end and and I think were there. I don't think that the majority of Americans the vast majority of Americans have embraced this idea. We'll ever embraced this idea. But it's pretty interesting that that tends to be the direction that we seem to be going. Yeah and it's it's quite shocking. Actually skits scarier scary. Frankly you know. It's a scary thing that there's so many individuals who believe this nonsense. Now Jesuit you could do is get rid of socialism by having a government that controls everybody or you know wait another. Yeah okay. That's going to work. And maybe I don't know yes never. It's never it's never proven to work before but this time it's different this time it will whatever just at arteries and in even if it's flavors right because that's the other argument to this is like well. It's not true. Socialism democratic social. You know like the notion yeah put another spin and and I think on all the different spins of it you can look at the root of it and the route still is not taking accountability and being a victim. I think there's a lack center ship. I think they're putting another word on it. Definitely fool enough people into believing. It's something that it's not there's no spin. It is socialism there no spin here. It's just put another word. Then it's different. No it's actually still the same. Yeah copy all right Josh Helmer. What is something that you think? Every person should experience in their lifetime kind of like this question for whatever reason Everything like do it all never. I didn't think about that. That's a really good point. I look I mean. Where do you begin? I mean sex would be at the top of my list Like reading good books going on awesome vacations getting punched in the face. Having good friendships getting losing your job. Being embarrassed suffering suffering having a child having having a kit no. I don't agree with that one. You don't think now you ought to be the experience of of having a child you know not everybody can handle it. I don't want like from my perspective. I don't want people having kids who can't handle having children because then those children are here and talk about socialism and all these other things like that's a problem right. Yeah Yeah Yeah I I would say. Look if you're ready if you read and maybe I shouldn't say ready because everybody's GonNa say well nobody's ever if you're if you're in the position where you can mentally and financially and emotionally handle a child and that's something that you want then yeah. I'd definitely say should experience that but not everybody should experience that because not everybody would make a great parent. Yeah so I put suffering pretty high on this list know. That sounds weird. It doesn't to me doesn't sound weird. I think that's important. I think it's important. You know we we we. We're trying to eliminate and extract all sorts of pain and suffering from people's lives because we think autumn fair. It hurts my feelings if they have their feelings hurt. It's actually what makes people tougher right resilient and makes us appreciate life. So it's it's it's what makes life so precious right right. Yeah definitely and I'll go back for specifically for men something that and I said this getting punched in the face. I was actually serious about that. Whether it's training or boxing Jujitsu or more tired. Or whatever like I would say in a controlled environment would be better than an uncontrolled environment but like. That's the reason I bring that up is because I think that's something that too many men don't experience you know whether they're running from it or they never took the chance or the opportunity. There's some fear there that will actually tell you a lot about yourself and how capable you are dealing with like you said suffering and hardship there Jordan Stanley. We have been having a discussion about battle battle. Planning it is every man. I am struggling to three and stuff today. Noticed we have been having a discussion about battle planning. Is it ever a good idea to make all or most of the quadrant about one particular aspect of your life for example were business family and etc when feeling the need to put Max effort towards change? I don't think that's bad you I would still say focus on your audience. Yeah right like have have your four broken down quadrant so again just to reiterate here so the abandoned one of the quadrants for another to double down on something so we have a lot of people. Let's let's take an example of a college student are. Let's say college guys. What listening to this or watching it. And he's like man. I'm so stressed out because I've got finals coming up and I've got all this debt and I've got these things going on and like I'm just going to pour everything into this. I actually don't think that's a good idea. I think you ought to pour maybe more or majority of your time and attention and energy into that. But if you can't go take a night to remember in College. A bunch of guys would go play volleyball once or twice a week. Like if you can't take time to do that then you're going to burn out and it's knocking to serve you well so you don't abandon quadrants but you made direct all of your quadrants towards a singular pursuit or objective. I so maybe this month's theme excuse me this quarters theme is all centered around your family. The family dynamic like how you can improve the family dynamic. It's all centered around business. But even as I say that I'm still still has a little bit of danger to it. Yeah yeah as I'm working through this and just talking with you about it. I'm kind of thinking you know. I don't know if I would just focus all towards family or all towards business at the expense of yourself or any other area of life that you're in. Yeah I'd have to click on that a little bit more but after just talking about it for a couple of minutes I think men it is the reason we have the quadrants the way that they're set up by the way they are calibration. Which is your mental emotional spiritual health. You have a connection. Which is your relationships with other individuals you have condition which is physical health and then you have contribution which is becoming a man value. That might be a work. You pick up a new skill and now you're more valuable. It might be developing new trade or characteristic or skill set. That's GONNA help us. Serve Your family better or or pick up a new hobby. There's a lot of different things but then essentially it's you becoming more valuable right and sometimes it's volunteer work like hey. I'm just going to contribute back to the community and I'm going to go coach sports team this year. And that's how I'M GONNA contribute this quarter and other times. It's hey no I'm going to really strive to that promotion so I'm going to pick up this credential or this degree or this designation so I can secure that promotion. Nothing wrong with that either. Yeah so yeah. I don't know if I would if I would focus so heavily on one thing. That's why we had the quadrants the way we have them. Yeah just to provide clarity and to what you're saying Ryan. I think a lot of the time we fall into this. This idea that they're separate like it's even my my definition that I give my employees about work. Life balance is different than what they think. It is right. They most people think work life balance that means like life work separation. And you get a little bill both in am. I know it doesn't work that way. Because when you go through divorce guess what your productivity at work drops and tanks and it affects work and you have fires at home. It mean they go. Both ways works creating too much chaos. Were burning you out. It's GonNa Affect your home life and I think that's the way with everything I really do. Now I think we we could tweak some things but if you double down on all things work related. It's just a matter of time until personal life comes creeping in. Because you haven't been taking care of it and it's going to affect that anyway You know we know this like out. What's one of the ways that you increase your productivity at work work out right? At first glance you say well that doesn't work. I could just spend that our instead of working out gym. I spend that our you know putting more work in but guess what your productivity is going to be affected by doing something physical like they all support each other. I agree and and what it's funny. I'm just drawing something out here. I want to show you here in a second but pitchers drawn pictures. I'm just doodling. You're boring so I've heard all this. You know what I was going to say is that sometimes guys will say you know. Look at quadrant that focusing on and they'll say oh well I can't really have it for this one because it kind of spills over into this one. Yeah of course it does so you don't you don't operate in vacuum right and to your point if you become better at one thing you're naturally going to become better at something else okay. Here's my here's my doodle like Charles. This right hold on guys on the podcast. You WanNa see this doodle. You gotta you gotTa jump on. Youtube video so youtube dot com slash order man. Okay here we go all right. So you had the four cs right and foresees represent quadrants areas of your life all right so work life balance what most people think is. It's like this right that I'm going to put equal amount of tension here as here as here is here like I'm GonNa put equal amount of attention. It's not really how it works because sometimes based on what it is that we want to accomplish. It might look something more like that. Yeah right so now because of our goals and what we're going through focused more on contribution for example and the and condition suffers a little bit because of that and calibration suffers but your relationships are still important so you put a little bit more emphasis here so this is constantly changing in this balance. Right like if you're trying to balance whether you're on a surfboard or a skateboard or a snowboard or you're in martial arts you're trying to balance doesn't mean you're always centered. It's constant correction. It's constant correction for example. Kip If you and I are rolling and urine urine side control like. You're not going to stand on top of me like the Arab League balanced with your hips over your heels and your shoulders over your hips. And hello still right. You'RE GONNA YOU'RE GONNA lay down. You'RE GONNA widen your base. Your chest is GonNa go up and down based on how I respond and where I react and this is balanced. It's not equal distribution of weight or effort. It's it's concentrated effort towards the right places in order to produce your your outcome. That's what balances totally so so. Yeah I love. The analogy of the pilot rights like an airline pilot is constantly re correct. Yes you know his flight pattern right in. And that's that's how you get to. Your destination is constant recalibration. Right Right Mad. Outdrawing was amazing. Amazing I mean if we're not one hundred thousand new subscribers just because I shared that drawing. I'm going to be very very disappointed. Yeah although I joke but I could see as maybe you using that diagram as part of our on boarding process on creating About a plan you might WANNA consider kind of put that together. That might help. Glad I thought yeah so. Grateful that the mazing I mean. Wouldn't it be? It'd be weird if I wasn't as amazing as I am. I don't know what I'd do with myself be depressed. I was in his music. It would suck if I wasn't me which is currently a tree. Yeah doing alright I what else. Here's Jayme the after action review for. I have no idea when we started this. And based on what? I'm looking at here on this dashboard. Like I don't know has no timer thing so I got a meeting at one. So let's go for ten minutes or so. Okay Mitch Jameson. Is it better to take on a small amount of debt? When beginning to grow your business in hopes of faster growth or stay debt. Free and grow slower. I don't I don't think better is the right way to look at because at just it really depends on your objective and strategy and approach. Yeah I'll give you two two specific example so I'll give you order of man and I'll give you some limited information about origin. Just because I know Pete a little bit and he's disclosed some of the stuff. I won't get into specifics. And his and his examples perfect for this is oh so with order of Man. We are one hundred percent debt. Free it we don't have any debt whether it's our events or anything new that I purchase and it's a it's a very It's a cash flow business with low overhead and relatively low debt and that works great for me and works perfectly highly leveraged Have you and drew and Chris and other guys who helped me in certain capacities and you as you're compensated for that but you know for the most part it's just cash flow is how it works. Now it's not scaled to something like a physical product right so if you take origin for example. They're making geeze rash guards and Denham and new pants ripe and they had a new line of passage just got released. They're awesome and boots. Like I know that Pete put invested a significant amount of money before he ever sold his first pair boots Significant amount of money. Yeah is probably required right. Yes by all that product suggests scenery like. There's no way to like do it without that right act so I also know that and I don't I I don't know as financial. I'm not disclosing any of that. Because I don't know it but I know that he's taken on some debt in order to achieve some of the objectives and the goals that he's after he wants to accomplish neither one is better his systems. Not Better than my mind's my systems not better than his. It just happens to be right for what for what I want to accomplish. And right for what? He's trying to accomplish what I would say. Is that if you are considering bringing on debt? Just don't be stupid like don't take on more than you need. Don't don't get raked over the coals with your financing terms Try to pay off as quickly as possible. And just be hyper efficient with the way that you run the business so you don't get yourself in up to your eyeballs in debt. You know it's just not a good thing doesn't work. Yes cannon work yes should you take out debt in certain situations I would say yes but you just I hate giving me. Answer it depends. It's feels like a cop out but it's that's truly the answer in this and I don't have enough information to and frankly I'm not even the guy to tell you should or shouldn't you take out debt. That's not my place so I would just say. Be careful if you are just be careful and make sure it ties into what it is. You're trying to accomplish it strategy to. Yeah if you're if you're like a like a digital product similar like what we're doing here and you're not planning on taking this public and it being the next facebook then. I would say you could do it without debt but if you are hey I want to create this this Unicorn this billion dollar company in its this this after this program working on then yet. You're probably going to need to take on some debt or bringing some investors which is not maybe debt necessarily but it could be formatted that way. Yeah totally I mean. I have a few friends that are that are in the startup. You know business and it. It's not an option right like you have to have easy funding to pull it off. Because they require like their strategy is to generate growth as fast as possible ultimately to sell and when at work by by the if if they didn't take on debt and they slowly by the time they got the actual product developed. Someone would have already swung into the market destroyed them in and sold for more right like it. Just it's part of the game so I think it's different game. Obviously for everything. The only thing I'd add in you've already mentioned Ryan. A little bit is just strategy. I whenever I think about debt like okay. I'M GONNA take on debt. Okay what does that mean right? I'm GonNa take this much an added that I should re get these results. And this is what milestones. I have to hit it to ensure that that investment was a proper investment and also to add to that too. Because you're exactly right is finding somebody who knows this stuff? Yeah because it's not to me would not be smart to go out and take out whether it's ten thousand or one hundred thousand whatever your level of debt and then you just kind of wing it with what you're going to do with it. What benchmarks you need to hit like hire somebody to help you do that and you think. Well that's going to eat into my my cash savings or I'm GONNA have to take out more debt yet. Maybe but it's way more efficient to do it that way than just a wing it and hope it all works out. Yeah totally right robber. Glaspie thoughts on how to be there for my father for your father when he's cheese. How many questions have I slaughtered so far this thing last week? I'm like I don't know what it is like or it's not reading how I would write it down so like when sometimes you read a brand new book and you start reading and you're like This book I can't read this book because it Clunky but they just keep reading and then gradually okay as you get that person's flow of explaining things yeah. Ama's like the extreme version of that because it's like every question is different tone. Yeah Yeah totally. All right thoughts on how to be there for your father went. After thirty years of marriage your mother decides. She doesn't want to be married. That's where I struggled. This is because he's speaking in third person and I was like we. Is he talking about his own parents? Okay Right Okay. And doesn't want to be married anymore. Wants out not only has she decided to split Split from the House but she is also leaving the state leaving her family and grandchildren behind to be near her brother. Who is her last family member as she as her dad? Pass twelve years ago. I'd given him My copy of sovereignty and I'm just offering support were able. Yeah men sorry. This is an insane situation. And I'm not gonNA pretend I know what it feels like to go through this but holy cow. I can't imagine look. Your Dad doesn't probably WanNa hear all the stuff about let me let me help you. It's all going to be okay in the Middle East. Probably a proud man. I imagine thirty eight years. He probably took pride in. That is probably been relatively successful in and around the block right. Yeah so you you pandering to him like tat. It's going to be okay and let me take care of us. Probably just up. My assumption is not gonNa work what I would say would. Work is just include them. You Know Hey dad like I'm going to dinner Friday night me and the kids you WanNa come with us and I wouldn't make it a big deal either. No don't make it a kind of what you're alluding to is like. Hey I do this. You want to join me right. Not like Oh. Let's play a big dinner. Come over and then because it feels like you're just kowtowing and feeling sorry for him and that she's stupid about that. Of course he's he's probably embarrassed. Maybe a little humiliated to like I would like that. I would feel like a failure. So He's probably feel so. I don't need somebody to pour salt in them. I just need somebody to support me and kind of be there. So so for me this father-in-law right did I. Did I hear that right? Know Your father is his father. Okay so tense even better because you're closer so yeah dad we're going to dinner. We're going out to red lobster on Friday me and the wife and the kids and come with us and then when you're there just be normal like don't talk about mom. Don't talk about how he's doing. You feeling okay now just like Hey. What are you working on her? What's going on you know like just be normal like nothing's wrong and you do that like whether it's a hobby or him coming into dinner or you just swing and by but just I would say just include them using drop. Hey a text. You know very simple text again. You're not asking him. Like how can I fix? All your problems are just like hey dad thinking about today. Hope you have a great day. I got to go to work but to have a good one. Yeah just text. Just just do that. Think about ways to do that. Be Normal don't make a big deal out of it and then just be President Bill and you know if he if and when he's ready to talk about a little bit more deeply he's going to know exactly where to turn because you were the one that was there when he needs to be there in the way that he'll let you know he'll let you know when he's threading rare he's a grown man. Don't don't treat them like a kid. Tyson junkers what are five into last one kit by Tyson. Junkers five things. Every man should keep in his house. Sounds like a sounds like a good future video slash twitter posts by Mr McClure from the truck. I'M GONNA truck video anymore. The what the truck videos. You don't do them as much. I don't do them as much years ago. Somebody had said something on facebook of like. You shouldn't videos while you're driving and I was like should know something like that and I was like. He's probably right actually and so. I stopped like I just committed at that at that point. I was like Kay. I'M NOT GONNA record while and driving and so do some truck videos if I'm if I have a thought but it's usually if I'm part or get home recording. Yeah but but I don't do driving all right all right. So how do we get talking about that? Sorry the first answer the first response I'm GonNa give you is is a cheap little bit. It's kind of like the thing where Jeannie says you have three wishes and one of them can't be you can ask for more wishes but doing that because it's Gd Ama- Jeanie and you can't stop me so my first one is a library not a specific book but just a library like every man should have a library in his house filled with books that are going to uplift edify and and give information and knowledge and help him be a better man so number one is a library love Number two is a space. I don't care if it's the garage or the barn or there's a spare room or it's me the podcasting studio but every man should have a space. That is his. It's organized the way he wants. It's got the the decor that he wants his space not to be a slob or to be disgusting or anything but like to just go and just recharge. Maybe maybe you like to smoke a cigar. And that's where you do it and you like you have some sports memorabilia or you have quotes on the wall that inspire you but every or you have all your tools or your you know your hunting room where you have some of your while even like this. You know you have some of your mounts and you have your firearm like whatever but just your space yeah The third one I would say is a firearm and be trained with every man should have a firearm in his house. As long as you can. I realized there's some regulations for some of our some of our international listeners and brothers but if you can legally then I would say that. I'm not I'm not going to get into that. You should have a fire okay. You should have a fire. I don't know what else I can't think of anything else that. Maybe you have a couple. I like brainstorm any thoughts that you have all what I read. This is immediately like. Are we going from survival? Perspective or creative environment is best for your family right because I think the book thing is like good for me and it sets the tone for your kids. Books are important. And they're laying around and you know what I mean but if I go into survival side than I should be knife in the house a backup. Water supply fuel source of some kind. I started going down that path. So I'm kind of feeling blinks here in and say let's not go that route like let's have fun route where it's not like so survival but just like some things that are like good to have remained in the house. Yeah I like. I didn't think about the room thing I love the room. Thing by the way Books Matt I'm not going to be able to add to your list to be a great chair like my wife and I share. Yeah we bought for Christmas. We brought body chiller chairs and minds like a really nice. It was more expensive than I've ever spent on a chair but it was a good investment. Like she has her chair and it's her style and her the way she likes it. I have my chair. They're sitting right next to each other and it's just like it's a leather chair. It's like deep so I can just lounge. I can read a book and it's Nice so Matt's you should have every every house should have some form of Matt's obey formats in the front room for. I'm failing on your list by the way you have those things now. I don't have a room anymore because once we will use the room for something else. I really don't maybe you have mass. I do you have Matt's though but that's not a library yet kind of mcginnity. I'm not talking about like like this. Big Like Kitty cat. Got Your books then shelves books. Yeah Yeah Copying. I would say legos import accident. I'm not kidding you think I'm joking. I'm not like labels are awesome. Because you're in. The LEGO mowed my kids. Unfortunately in my next the my two kids my next. Gen Group has not reached Lagos stage yet. So that's your failure. Is I know my older kids have already surpassed legos. Also your way as if you're like you should not be surpassing no yeah. What do you teach kids well? What's frustrating is unlike unlike asked my son and my k. Where's your like your Harry Potter Castle thing remember? And he's like give it away what that thing was like two hundred dollars and then second like it was so awesome like we should have glued together in like throwing it in a box at least or something but Lego has a new a new. It's fairly new. It's maybe a little over this point. It's the bat mobile like the nineteen eighties like What's that guy's name? Michael Fan in the middle. Yeah Yeah I actually made pie with Derby with my boys one year and it was that that Batmobile it was amazing it didn't go fast but it looked ran as hell. You should look into like you should do those 3d puzzles. Have you done this before? Yeah they're called LEGOS. And there's no instructions bill. Whatever you know. I haven't looked at ease. They're actually really really cool like it's a puzzle and you build a house or a Millennium Falcon or something school. I'll look into it. There's a great yet lego. Show by the way that you should check out. Oh I thought of another one a grill. Oh yeah yeah every going to have real your your coat on Yeah Cookie. So we've got our traeger grill actually. Don't use it often. My wife uses it like ninety nine percent of the time. But Hey it's here and she uses Zidan. I'll enjoy the benefits of it full disclaimer. Ryan's not suggesting that you keep the grill in your house when you're cooking that's a fire hazard. But we're assuming on the properties acceptable somewhere on the property would probably be ideal. I would say yard for me. I know that's different for other guys but like it's really important that I have my yard I like that. That's you know I would add one more. I got one more. This object five. Tv's Jim no I need to have. You need to have a squat rack. That's what it is a squat rack bench that you can adjust so you can do inclined. Dumbbell press. You can do inclined bench. She can do squats deadly pull ups on it loves. Yep that's what I would say so you go so. We got library a room. Mats Mats Legos Jill in a gym yet six Tyson bonus one more. Could you possibly need I gotta go? It's one o'clock at the so okay. Twenty seconds twenty seconds. Join US online. Learn more about the IRON COUNCILMEN DOT COM SLASH IRON COUNCIL? Join US ON FACEBOOK. Facebook.com/group/podcastbeyond man check us out on Youtube. You can google registered to the podcast. Follow Mr Miekel on twitter and instagram. I would be just picked one of those appreciate you. Mangla your back. All right guys. Glad you're with us. Hopefully we had some fun. Answer some of your questions. Keep the questions come. And keep standing gauge in this battle to to reclaim and restore masculinity we need it. 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