35 Burst results for "Bill Maher"

Malcolm Nance Called the Insurrection 62 Days Before It Happened

Stephanie Miller's Happy Hour Podcast

01:32 min | 4 months ago

Malcolm Nance Called the Insurrection 62 Days Before It Happened

"Someone wrote yesterday. Your decision not to be political is a decisive political decision for the other side. Yeah. When it's the overthrow of the United States government. Oh, is that all we're talking about? Jeez. As someone that called the insurrection before the insurrection. 62 days. That's right. 62 days on Bill ma or real time with Bill Maher. I told Bill to his credit. It was the kumbaya episode. Yeah. And Trump's gone. Oh, we can all rest. Yeah, we should really find out what they want. We should address their concerns. And I love Bill, but you know, I sat very quietly there. You know, while he was saying that, and he said, well, it can't be all doom and gloom. And I said, oh, you want doom and gloom? Do you boy? That's why I'm here. That was my cue. And I said, we're going into an insurgency. Yeah. And he was like, insurgency, like Iraq, and I was like, yeah, it was Saddam and uday and kusa. You know? That's when you use the word vanilla ISIS. Yeah, vanilla ice is. And you know, we are now in it. And insurgency is a campaign of destabilization. And the Republican Party is an insurgent party. Understand what we're saying. Malcolm Mann said this before January 6th happened. Can I point something out? Yes. That book was contracted on December 12th, 2020. Wow. A book about the United States going into insurgency leading towards Civil War. So at least Saint Martin's press got it, right?

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When AJ Embarrassed Himself at Bill Maher's House

AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch

02:06 min | 4 months ago

When AJ Embarrassed Himself at Bill Maher's House

"Bill Maher's great podcast club random. Club random is nothing like real time. It's Bill sitting in a part of his house where every time he had parties, that's where people would go. I've been through a few of those. He throws great parties, there's a big difference in home property. And this one room was where you go to hear the music and smoke weed and, you know, it's a very comfortable kickback room. And bill's not in everyday pop guy. Throws these parties and, you know, there's only devices we barely drink. He'll take some tequila now and then, but on his podcast, he gets high and drinks, and he encourages his guests to do this and doesn't force them, but come over and do what you want. He invited me on the show. He's like 13 weeks in, so I would, you know, I don't know when I'm going to be asked, but it's going to be a while before you hear me in that because he does a lot of tapings before they air. But this part of the property is really nice. And he bought this house many years ago from Ben Affleck. And here's how stupid I remember I was that night. I remember thinking I was cool and hip and wanted to make a joke to Bill and some of his friends. So we're having fun and he told me, you know, this is Ben Affleck's former home. He was the last well, he was the last owner I bought it from Ben. And I remember saying to him like an idiot. Hey Bill, I was just in that other bedroom and I see now where Ben Affleck left his talent. Just such a stupid, even if even if, you know, look, I know he is a bad movie. That bob, but sometimes even the best of us want to be funny, but the funny man, and it's never a good idea. It's bill's house. We had to make the jokes, but him and I have this relationship where we do laugh at each other's jokes. He's very real and honest. He's not one of those guys who doesn't care who people think his friends off. He likes you, he likes you. But I regretted that joke for years. I love that athletes work. I respect how he made it, how he carved out a tremendous life for himself. The guy's buying $60 million houses now. So that night, I'm sure it won't be the last night that night I was an

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Malcolm Nance: People Are Planning a Civil War

Stephanie Miller's Happy Hour Podcast

01:56 min | 4 months ago

Malcolm Nance: People Are Planning a Civil War

"I don't know if you heard that. What's his name? Am I saying this right, van tatenhove, the former oath keeper that testified yesterday. I literally said to Travis. I'm like, I felt like I was reading out of Malcolm Nance's book. Talking about Civil War him talking about what could happen next, the ongoing insurgency were you struck by that, too? Yeah. I mean, it's just absolutely ironic that this guy testifies on my book launch day. And look, you know, I went out, I was up and upstate New York. We had a big discussion about this book on public radio. And I'm going to be honest with you and your listeners. This book is terrifying. It's terrifying, but it is critical everyone understands what they're up against here. And that's part of the problem. People are, you know, spend more time paying playing candy crush and not realizing guys like this are out there planning, buying ammunition, preparing for Civil War. And if he hadn't been arrested, I mean, I don't even think he was particularly, you know, particularly chased over what he did on the revolution on insurrection. The part where he said we need to stop mincing words. It was an armed revolution. I mean, I think the parts where you saw all the people online and what they were saying, reacting to Donald Trump's orders. It's exactly what you've been saying. This is a Civil War. This is an ongoing insurgency. Well, you know, I'm going to break my arm patting myself on the back again because no one else is going to do it. I said this on November 6th, 2020. Two days after the election, I was on real time with Bill Maher and I said, you want gloom and doom. I'm going to give you bloom and doom. There won't be any kumbaya, right? Yeah. It will be insurgency.

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Dinesh Examines Bill Barr's Jan. 6 Committee Testimony

The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast

02:34 min | 5 months ago

Dinesh Examines Bill Barr's Jan. 6 Committee Testimony

"I have a commented before on Bill Barr chuckling and goth falling about 2000 mules and talking about the unreliability of geo tracking and I don't want to revisit that here. What I hadn't discussed was some further comments that Bill Maher made a little further down in his presentation to the January 6th committee, and I want to read them and comment upon them now. Bill Barr says the other thing, the other thing that people don't understand is that it's not clear that even if you can show harvesting. Harvesting. That this changes the or the results of the election. The courts are not going to throw out votes and then figure out what votes for harvested and throw them out. You'd still, the burden on the challenging party to show that illegal votes were cast votes were the result of undue influence or bribes, or there was really, you know, the person was non compos mentis. But absent that evidence I just didn't see courts throwing out votes anyway. So what's bar saying here? He's saying, look, maybe the vote harvesting is illegal. But who knows who the votes were cast for? And who knows if these were legal or illegal ballots in the first place? And unless you how you can independently prove where the ballots came from and what kind of way they were obtained, courts are not going to throw them out. So my first point is, fair enough, and there is a way to prove those things. In other words, if you go talk to the mules and you arrest the mules, they're going to then fess up and tell you that they got the ballots from the nonprofit organizations. And then if you raid the nonprofit organizations and bring them under scrutiny, they're going to tell you, we got the ballots of these ballots at nursing homes. We got some ballots at housing complexes where we had the residents sign and we had the ballots then sent not to them, but to us we felt them out. So in other words, there are plenty of ways. Law enforcement does this all the time. They know something is amiss. There is a logical path for them to investigate. They do investigate. So what's remarkable is you have somebody who was the chief law enforcement officer who should know that there's a pathway to answering his own questions. And yet he acts like, well, we're not going to take the first step because we're going to rely on Catherine engelbrecht Greg Phillips and dinesh d'souza to produce all the evidence.

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Democrats Have Pivoted to Talking About Trump's 'Big Lie'

Mike Gallagher Podcast

00:55 sec | 6 months ago

Democrats Have Pivoted to Talking About Trump's 'Big Lie'

"Bill Maher makes it about what they call the big lie. And this is something that they've sort of pivoted to. They've gone from he incited the insurrection, first of all, some insurrection, the coup, the violence, the riot. And there's no doubt there was lots of violence that day. But they've gone from, I think, more and more people realize, wait a minute, he said, go peacefully protest. He didn't incite them with that. So now they're moving on to, since he continues to deny that Biden is the legitimate winner, that's criminal. Well, listen, in their world, you're not allowed to express opinions that they don't like. That is criminal in their mind. They'd like to lock you up.

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Kellyanne Conway Reminds Bill Maher What Americans Actually Care About

Mike Gallagher Podcast

01:47 min | 6 months ago

Kellyanne Conway Reminds Bill Maher What Americans Actually Care About

"But listen to Bill Maher. Friday night, he had Kellyanne Conway as a guest. She's Hawking a book. She's got a new book out and I want to read it. I'm interested in her. I think she's a smart many people say Donald Trump is not president in 2016 without Kellyanne Conway. Brilliant pollster, smart lady. She's got a mess of a family life with that buffoon husband or hers who hates Trump. But here's HBO's real time with Bill Maher, a journalist Josh barrow and Kellyanne Conway. I want to play this for you and get your reaction to it. So I don't know whether they'll prosecute him or not. I mean, the difficulty as Kellyanne points out is that you have to convince the jury that he knew that he was not entitled to the thing that he was looking for. And it's always difficult with Donald Trump to demonstrate what his mental state was. He could believe anything, basically. But it's also it's a question for a jury. They could bring they could bring the indictment or would be up for it. I just remember clear. These hearings are not about that. They hired a Hollywood a news producer to make it a production. And that's okay. But that's not pretend that it wasn't valid. That's the footage is the footage. Right. Footage is appealing. I said that for a year and a half. I know. But every day on my calendar doesn't say January 6th, people are trying to pay their mortgages by gas. Here we go. Back to the gas prices, which has nothing to do with this. It is spinning. It's promised you will get it. If I promise super unheard of. I know. But if I promise you one more time that we will get to talking about gas prices. Can we do that in a courtroom? I don't want to mislead people who are watching thinking that somehow you're saying he committed crimes. If you take the crimes and somebody will have to prosecute that. But that's not what these hearings are.

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Background Checks Shouldn't Be Barriers for Gun Rights

The Officer Tatum Show

01:05 min | 6 months ago

Background Checks Shouldn't Be Barriers for Gun Rights

"I just went and bought me another AR today and had another one transferred to me that I wanted an auction, add into the vast collection of self defense tools that I love to use. And it was very easy. I wish it was easier to be honest. I wish I had signed a do a background check one time and then I never had to do it again. However, for the crowd that believes that you should do a psychological evaluation or some mental test before you do a background check, I mean, you're going to make it to where nobody is going to be able to buy a gun for like 5 years. And you know the government can't do anything, right? You go to the DMV and you figure that out. Then just imagine who going to pay for background checks. You? I mean, our background check, but a psychological evaluation, a mentally evaluation. Are you going to pay, you're going to pay a psychiatrist or a psychologist? Maybe it's a psychiatrist. You're going to pay for them to verify your mental stability, that's going to cost more than the gun. And it's a constitutional right to keep and bear arms. So adding obstruction to that is not constitutional and it's not American.

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Pro-Choice Activist Firebombs Pregnancy Center

The Officer Tatum Show

01:16 min | 6 months ago

Pro-Choice Activist Firebombs Pregnancy Center

"Move on to pro choice activists, firebombs, three pregnancy centers. Now, what sense does it make? And this is why I think that the left is out of control fighting fascism with fascism fighting racism with racism, fighting bigotry with being bigots themselves. How in the world are you pro choice or at least you care about the lives of young women and their children if you're blowing up pregnancy centers? Now let's put this in the context ladies and gentlemen, Planned Parenthood is an abortion clinic. I don't care what they claim that they do on the side hustle. They are doing abortions. When you want to terminate life and you want to end a Planned Parenthood, then you go to Planned Parenthood to do it. Marcus Sanger, which was the founder of Planned Parenthood was a eugenicist and a racist. Everybody in their mama know that. You don't have to believe me. I gotta do is go do Google research right now. And take a little bit of search 'cause you know they don't want it on the Internet, but she was a eugenicist. All you gotta do is look at her quotes. She believes that we should exterminate the undesirable, and at the time she believed the undesirable was the black children being born. That's why you see playing parenthood's in inner city communities and why black women are having abortions at a higher rate than any other race in the United States of America.

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San Francisco Voters Chase DA out of Office

The Officer Tatum Show

02:02 min | 6 months ago

San Francisco Voters Chase DA out of Office

"Jennifer, I want to talk about California has been a lot of crazy stuff that happened yesterday. Some things are disappointing to me, but I don't live in California, you know better than me. I thought that governor Gavin Newsom he won and it was way more people that voted for him than any of the Republicans, which was disappointing, but in San Francisco, chase bowden, I think his name, chess about and was ousted. Through a recall, welcome to California politics, right? If a suicide mission, again, running against Gavin Newsom. So we look for these kind of incremental victories, right? These smaller victories, and there were actually a few of them. Yesterday in California, the biggest chess ability in getting recalled. And not by a little. I mean, we're not talking about a squeaker. We're talking about 20 points. He was 60% to recall 40% in favor to keep him. And I think we're in and you know, San Francisco is not quite a conservative pocket of California. These are Democrats that voted to oust another Democrat. So this sends a message that's really important to those 75 DAs that George Soros got to elected and put into office. He snuck them in. Using all of his money to try to change the way this country is run and to try to promote lawlessness. And this was a loud message to him. We are in the process of trying to collect signatures to recall the same type of candidate DA gascon in Los Angeles, who, you know, let's people out of jail. I mean, you probably saw the story of the kid who mowed down a woman and her child in a stroller. And you know, he sent to summer camp for 5 months. It's ridiculous and it's incredibly frustrating for law enforcement in San Francisco and Los Angeles to know that all of these arrests that they make when they put themselves at risk every single day leave their families behind. They're not going to mean anything because of these DAs. And so the message that was set with testability and that was a huge one. And everybody is listening to that one.

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How the Left Conflates Peaceful Protest With Intimidation

The Officer Tatum Show

00:38 sec | 6 months ago

How the Left Conflates Peaceful Protest With Intimidation

"You show it to a man's house, you walk up on his lawn and you're screaming obscenities against him, threatening him, and he makes a decision based on coercion, that's against the law. You can't do that. A reasonable president would have indicated that what's the point of yelling at the man at his house? How about you do X, Y, Z to actually accomplish something? I don't believe in going to people's house and protest. Man, let that people protest them at the capitol building. Protest them there. Don't protest people at their residence. What is that going to do? They're going to do anything.

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Armed Man Arrested Near Justice Kavanaugh's Home

The Officer Tatum Show

01:20 min | 6 months ago

Armed Man Arrested Near Justice Kavanaugh's Home

"Let me articulate very clearly to you the plight of stupidity on the left. They can be as violent as humanly possible. And there's no recourse. Every news outlet should be enraged. And shouldn't have any other news to report other than a man who showed up at Brett Kavanaugh's house to kill him. Now, I think the story is kind of suspicious. It happened at 1 a.m. between one and 2 a.m. in the morning this morning. I believe it was this morning. We're a suspect that I'm not going to say his name because he's a coward and he probably did this to get some recognition and the media would love to put his name out there so he could become a liberal hero, but he got in an Uber, drove up to Brett Kavanaugh's house, got out, saw two U.S. Marshals who were there and got scared and ended up going down the street to the corner. Now they didn't stop him initially, he called 9-1-1 on himself. And stated that he was suicidal and homicidal. And they sent police officers out there once they detained him. He admitted to them that he wanted to show up at Brett Kavanaugh's house and kill him.

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How Librals Force the Gay Agenda on Teens

The Officer Tatum Show

00:50 sec | 6 months ago

How Librals Force the Gay Agenda on Teens

"I know people probably maybe upset not y'all. I mean, some of y'all are smart. But most of you are smart, they're listening to me. But some people may get upset that the first time listening to people that are indoctrinated by liberal agenda may be upset with what I said about the LGBTQ community about the gay stuff going way too far. Listen, it's not that you have to dislike anybody. I would never hurt anybody. I would never harm anybody. It's just through you and stay in your lane. My problem is that they're now funneling this ideology onto the world stage. You got teams putting gay flags everywhere. You got all of these things. You've seen an increased Bill Maher said it on his show. You've seen an increase in people identifying the LGBTQ community. How in the world is that possible about 20 to the charts by 2050 something? Everybody's going to identify as gay. How is that possible?

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Beware the GREATEST Tyranny of All

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:41 min | 6 months ago

Beware the GREATEST Tyranny of All

"Understand what is the most effective and the most urgent fight for liberty and fight against tyranny for our generation. For this moment, where are the tyrants putting all the eggs in what basket? How are they trying to control us? Now they've tried a lot of different things. This did not come easily to them. This not come lightly. You see they've tried to take away firearms and guns. It really doesn't work very well. They try to control us through thought control and censorship. They're going to continue to try to do that. And that's still ongoing, but that's a little messier because you get people like Joe Rogan and Bill Maher, the pushback against it, and people create new platforms like rumble and get her and truth social and it becomes harder and harder to control people that way. They tried it through economic control and they're going to continue to try to do it through economic control by destroying and deteriorating our currency by trying to have people not own anything and then be happy, which is one of the promises of the great reset. But even that, the economic control, it comes up against challenges in opposition, crypto based currencies, entrepreneurs, people that still own property. It's difficult, but it's not impossible, but economics is part of it, but the one fight. Against tyranny, the one flavor of tyranny, if you will. That has been the most effective. And is the most important to repeat, focus on understand that the fight for our generation will be the fight against biomedical fascism and it will occur in healthcare and medical privacy or the lack thereof.

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What on the Left Has Grown Stronger in the Past 4 Months?

The Charlie Kirk Show

02:00 min | 7 months ago

What on the Left Has Grown Stronger in the Past 4 Months?

"I have a legitimate question what on the left has grown stronger in the last four months. Name one thing. The only thing I can name is the amount of illegals that have come into America, the potential population. However, Hispanics are turning conservative and record numbers. So even that it's a little bit blurry. What on the left has grown stronger in the last four months. Since the new year, Pfizer AstraZeneca Johnson & Johnson, they're on the ropes. Disney is down, CNN plus is gone, Twitter is about to be taken over and totally changed, which we know censorship is a fundamental need of this regime. If they're not able to censor they can't exist, they must be able to shut you up, the Democrat party has lower approval ratings than ever before, wire, what, who, what, where is stronger than they were four months ago? I'll tell you who is stronger though. Rogan is more popular than ever before. Tucker Carlson is more popular than ever before. Bill Maher's anti woke, tirades are stronger than ever before. Elon is richer, he might have his net worth as might have gone down by 20 or 30 billion because the stock prices, but Tesla was up 10% since last week, 10%. Our podcast is up amazingly. Our radio program is up. Our social media engagement is up. We can't find spaces big enough at turning point USA to be able to fit all the students that want to come to our events at Berkeley and boulder, meanwhile, I'm not really sure if people are flocking a big numbers, go hear critical race theory, Nicole Hannah Jones, maybe. I don't think so. If you kind of look at these fundamental indicators of where the society is going, Republicans are winning registration wars across the country and desantis wiped out all of the gerrymander gains that California New York tried to do. Desantis basically level the playing field. God bless that man.

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CNN+ Looks Doomed as Public's Anti-Woke Appetite Grows

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:52 min | 8 months ago

CNN+ Looks Doomed as Public's Anti-Woke Appetite Grows

"So many of you have heard about this story of CNN plus. A CNN plus had the ambitious idea of trying to become some form of a Netflix for news. What a dumb idea. Axios dot com has come out and said that CNN plus looks doomed. CNN plus has roughly a 150,000 subscribers so far. We have more subscribers than CNN plus. Warner Bros. discovery wants to eventually bring all of them under one giant service around HBO Max, and CNN plus original plan was for CN plus to become profitable in four years by investing $1 billion into the service. Executives believe that if the service wasn't being kneecapped, its growth rate would have rivaled other print news outlets like The Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post, which have about 2.9 to 2.7 million digital subscribers, respectively. However, no one really wants to watch CNN plus. It's not just the fact that no one's subscribing to it, it's at the content itself, is going horribly. But it's not just on CNN plus, it's also Jon Stewart's new show. The post millennial dot com reports that Jon Stewart's new woke TV show tanks and loses 80% of viewers after first episode. It's on Apple TV. This is not sustainable at all. While shows like ours are flourishing and we're hiring and we're adding staff. And we are strengthening our entire program, our podcast is growing and our radio program is growing. And those things are doing on rumble is growing on YouTube. It's growing. Jon Stewart is floundering. No one wants that information. In fact, the shows like Bill Maher and Joe Rogan and ours and the people at the daily wire, the great folks of the daily wire, they're doing very well. There is kind of this anti woke appetite that is growing amongst the people.

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The One and Only Pat Boone Loves Eric's Latest Book 'Is Atheism Dead?'

The Eric Metaxas Show

01:22 min | 8 months ago

The One and Only Pat Boone Loves Eric's Latest Book 'Is Atheism Dead?'

"My guest pat Boone mentioned reading my book is atheism dead. And pat, I just have to tell you, you have, you've said such nice things about it. I just want to tell you what that means to me because I feel different about this book or differently about this book than I have about any book that I have written. So it meant a lot to me, frankly, that you were effusive in your praise of it. It really did. I want to be clear. Well, you've written you've written wonderful Bond hoffer is the book about the about the heroic Christian who died for his faith and you've written, you've written a magnificent book about that, but and then other books as well. But the atheism did, I've not only bought several copies, but I'm trying to think about maybe buying 50 copies or a hundred copies of that book to send it to everybody I know and have on tap. I want to send one to Bill Maher. I want to send one to those who are prominent, well known atheists and non believers. Because I've said public in our continue to say it, you have to be an absolute moron to read your book and still try to deny the existence of God.

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Reason: NY Times Admits That 'America Has a Free Speech Problem'

Mike Gallagher Podcast

00:53 sec | 9 months ago

Reason: NY Times Admits That 'America Has a Free Speech Problem'

"Suave over at reason dot com writes a great piece about this New York Times editorial, which is a really big deal. He says, the editorial has a predictable condemnation of conservative attempts to legislate away uncomfortable discussions about sex and race in schools, but it stands out for directly attacking the left's censorship impulse. And that's why it matters. I mean, it is a fairly reasonable acknowledgment that we got a big problem in America. We have a, if you claim to have liberal values, I mean, Bill Maher comes to mind, he's kind of an old school Liberal Democrat. And he's seems appalled at cancel culture. Everybody should.

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Russell Brand Is Finally Making Sense

AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch

01:09 min | 9 months ago

Russell Brand Is Finally Making Sense

"Quite a few minutes of Russell Brand's YouTube show. And he's making a lot of sense, guys. He's finally being sensical about things. He's not just taking things from a progressive left standpoint. Because if he's being honest and he's trying to be, he's basically admitting that Biden and his buddies have done such a shit job that celebrities like Russell Brand who are normally liberal are jumping ship. You know? And Russell did a bit about, it's not about who's left. Who's right? Who's in the middle? It's about who's awake. And that's really important. You know, Russell Brandt, Joe Rogan, they're awake. Bill Maher is awakening. He's always been very smart, but he leaned left. But now he's awakening, and he's saying things on his show that really make the most sense. And Trevor Noah, and now brand. It's very exciting time. These are people who are able to detect what's real and what's bullshit. And then bring it back to the people.

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"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

03:00 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

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"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

01:36 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

"Students to something. They're not experienced you to read. George will's columns. I have my students read bill kristol columns because they aren't exposed to it as much and they have to be just have them read. George what about these with these teachers are saying in specific that to me when people say to me sometimes like boy you know you go after the left a lot these days. Why i'm like because you're embarrassing me. That's why going after the last in a way you never did before. Because you're inverting things that i am not going to give up on being liberal. This is what these teachers are talking about that. You're taking children and making them hyper aware of race. In a way they wouldn't otherwise be. I mean i. I saw last night on the football game Alicia keys sang. Lift every voice and sing. Which now. I hear is called the black national anthem now. Maybe we should get rid of our national anthem. But i think we should have won national anthem. I think when you go down a road where you're having to different national anthems colleges sometimes now. Have many of them have different. Graduation ceremonies for black and white separate. Dorms is what it means segregation. You've inverted the idea. We're going back to that under a different name making your face. How do you say that that is not segregation. I don't understand all of those things sure that that does not sound good to me. That is not the that. I'm seeing an.

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"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

02:08 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

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"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

01:51 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

"Yes and i take a lot of the credit. Twenty twenty was forty seven percent. Democrats showed a twenty five point decline since two thousand republicans at twelve point drop. Catholics lost the most audience share. Shall we say eighteen points even protestants or down nine points. Jesus is having trouble pudding asses pews. Why why why do you think why is it. Why is it dropping. So i think it's part and parcel. A a sinking tide lowers all boats. And there's a general lang there's a general lack of trust and affiliation with all organized institutions whether it's business or the media Almost every religion. Hasn't suffered sets itself above organized. Religion has been no exception to that. But let me point out a couple of other things from that poll. The headline is about that one number. But let me tell you what else the poll showed it showed that eighty three percent of the american people still say they believe in god. It said that fifty nine percent of the people say they god regularly in their daily lives which is nine percent higher than it was in one thousand nine hundred ninety and do you know what the number one reason that people gave in that poll for why they were no longer attending religious services. The number one reason was because they preferred to pray and worship god in the privacy of their own home so they're not turning away from god. They're not turning away from jesus. They're turning away from this. Believe they'll come back the same. It's cyclical the same polling. Also shows that trust in religious leaders has fallen to an all time. Low of thirty seven percent. You are less trusted than doctors teachers. The pleace you are more trusted than journalists. i give you that..

"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

02:22 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

"Your as you can tell what he's gonna say. I mean it's predictable. It's not as predictable as colbert bill. You know exactly what he's going to say about climate. You know what he's going to say about women say something about the other shows absolutely. Yeah it is the one true opinion out there. If you don't have the one true opinion don't go in front of the audience. It comes because they don't like it and they're they're more to rhapsody opinion that they already believe in then to laugh. And that's what chain and back to your earlier question. Why did win. did everything become about politics right. When did comedy become about politics. Because well there's always that was in the way carson was. It wasn't the way leno was. It wasn't the way the early letterman was. It wasn't the way jack parr was did pop politics in the monologue but they did a middle of the road. You didn't even know who. Johnny voted foot. They were equal opportunity tormentors. They ding the both sides on. Just what. I'm saying is winded comedy. Yes come reduction. Everything takes right. Be when everything became partisan when it became more important to cheer for your team than to actually have a laugh. You started with partisanship. If we're in this position where things so partisan and you can never criticize your own tribe. And we've seen that happen during the course of this week where reporters and have been slammed by the administration by some democrats for pointing out that the withdraw from began was a massive display of incompetence which it was it. Was you know when people are clinging to the wheels of a plane. That's incompetent. it shouldn't be happening but it's almost more vicious within your own tribe. I think that we've got so try to your point about everything with politics. You know what else we replaced with politics. Religion religion is way down. Ralph i hate to tell you. And i think it's because politics is the new religion. Eating babies is nothing more religious than that. and now. that's what listen to this. Us church membership. Gallup poll had been doing this for eighty years polling people about their religion in one thousand nine thirty seven. Seventy three percent went to church in one thousand nine ninety nine it was still seventy percent twenty ten sixty to two thousand eighteen fifty now. It is for the first time dropped below fifty per percent. Twenty twenty four..

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"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

01:50 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

"Java getting americans the job was first to get bin laden and to stop the taliban and second to rebuild a new country. So that's not the job. We thought that that was what we were going to accomplish. We pressed for failure. This just address your vietnam because it's so true like i've heard people say that and i have the same thought like why didn't we learned from the exact same thing that happened in vietnam. We went into a country. That's really different than us doesn't understand us. We don't understand them are not wanted there. And we're going to have to put a puppet in charge to keep the ship to shoe level and that always gonna is going to be corrupt and breed corruption. How could we do the exact same thing again. And i was saying last week. I'm gonna say it again. It's the money it's the money it's the two trillion dollars. It's easy to get money lost in this country when it's coming from government but when you're seven thousand miles away there is the pentagon is not audited pantagon which gets seven hundred plus billion year. And we don't know where it goes. Well we know a little work goes. The president of afghanistan. Left one hundred and sixty nine million. They couldn't fit it and four cars. It was falling off the helicopter. That's just one day in afghanistan. That's why because that's where the money is dylan at i rob banks. Because that's where the money is what we're the banks. Get the money from the government. Well i'm not going to disagree except that a lot of that money does go to the troops as you know it's gonna pay. It pays for their pay their pensions and their medical treatment. And we're going to be paying a lot of money on medical bills and we're still paying. We're paying built right now for the vietnam generation. We didn't never have a war. We would need that many group ninety.

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"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

01:49 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

"Things. What what to say warne said or what he did smoke. I mean he'd only game. I mean the creek the kind of toxic atmosphere and climate. I am so glad that he decided to resign. Well i'm so glad mine decided. He didn't james outcry probably not. I don't think he would have survived if you look what happened. Al franken people in his own party of women came forward was degan was playing donald. Trump. i'm this is not happening. Did was not as bad as trump. Let's not put them in that good but it's still gross and he should go. we did. I asked the staff to come up with a list of people in both parties. Who had sex scandals since nineteen sixty. I crossed off all the ones that i didn't remember. I didn't the name didn't ring a bell. But i'd like to scroll through and show you here. They are both sex both parties democrats and republicans. It's quite a few men and of course the winner by six republican but still a lot. That's ninety six people and that's just the ones who got caught. I'm sure there were others slightly low to me discuss. No let's power is how we got to change the culture toxic and it has kept women behind. Okay so you said you were just sixty. Maybe sixty one to be honest. You could take a year-old. I'm telling you could take twenty years the year we all did that pandemic so to meet myself for the first time..

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"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

02:32 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

"Okay. Well i do whistle. I save my drunk. The people i really care about you and it's so depressing. I'm glad we're laughing. Because the world's dying the the client. Linda means senior. Climate scientists of the research is just guaranteed that it's going to get worse. She said i don't see any area. That is safe. Nowhere to run nowhere to hide. Have a good summer But this latest report this is what depresses me thirty. Four scientists. fourteen thousand studies. I feel like deja vu. I feel like. I've read this story a billion times just on this show and we don't do it right now it's too late and we never do and it is getting too late. I don't i'm not doubting that it is going to happen i. It is definitely happening. If i'm just saying no one cares. No one cares enough. We just as a society made it as a world made a decision to like tumbling louise hold hands and drive over the grand canyon. I think has the opposite effect to. I mean i'm ben. I spent five years. Unfortunately it out with people who are mostly trump voters in when you talk about climate change. It's usually this comes up the way they've been saying this for so long. It's going to be a disaster and what has happened. And sometimes people point back to the nineteen seventies centers can be global cooling etc. Those are the ones that have a few more data points but it does have an effect because people can't much like spending can't get a sense of that period of time and what could happen so they say this is just the same old stuff we hear. So there's more government control more government. Spending the earth is constantly telling us the wake up right. I mean i saw in katrina katrina just literally wiped my home city of new orleans off the map. Thank god we had a few levees held up some of the neighborhoods. The truth is bill is that this has been happening for a long time and we keep ignore the signs and i'm afraid that we are running out of time on fell gore. Full story. he wrote the inconvenient truth. Yeah and he was right then. I just look at al gore and think he was absolutely nuts. We went to harlem once bill. You would love this. And i said talk about education. You had black people talk about civil rights. You were black people. He walked into the room. Drew a map on the wall. I saw matt..

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"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

02:03 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

"Appreciate that. Were sleeping my bed made of money. I'm sure we have a dog. I'm sure i'm sure we have another adult subject of well. How about that. Andrew cuomo shares in trouble. I seems like he's been a little sleazy Your thoughts on well. How is he still there. What what does he think is going to happen. I mean why would you stay at this moment. It's been a whole week since the report came out. They're going to impeach him if he doesn't leave. Wouldn't you rather go on your own accord. Then it wouldn't you rather be you can't fire me. I quit then get impeached a week. No no i think. All the incentive structures are for staying at least. Take the ralph northern gab. More right i mean you leave you at least have to take the chance that maybe people will forget about it and move on or this is worse than ralph north. Yeah it was black face at a party in nineteen eighty. I'm black face in nineteen eighty nine or actually sexually harassing women in twenty twenty one and and who work under you know i. I go on public radio w. amc in albany and we have a round table with with with a great distinguished gentleman dr allen chart talk and he knows he knows cuomo very very well and the overwhelming consensus is. You had a chance to walk away from this with your dignity intact. You had a chance to say. I know the allegations are out there. There have been investigated. I maintain my position but for the good of the state of new york. I you know at andrew cuomo and going to eventually sit down from this letter might lieutenant governor takeover and maybe someday you'll name bridge after me right. No he is going full. Trump here is burning himself down. He may have an opportunity now. I'm imploring him to do it. Joe biden tells you go..

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"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

07:28 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

"The truth but make the maseri steps whether it's in You our security whether it's ensuring up. Whatever it is that has happened in social media and otherwise back goddess us to the point where we were on january six and not everything about persuading republicans media reporter. I'm just constantly stunned. That everything i write about go on tv talk to people. Well second convinced republican voters congress has two jobs to pass laws and it's to conduct oversight and there's value independent of whether or not it's going to persuade trump republicans for having transparency and having this kind of testimony letting the american people learn. What actually happened. Who did it. And who's who's supporting the people that did it now. Even if that doesn't change the outcome of next year's election. And i still think it might. I know i when i hear that date january six to me. It falls right in line with december seventh september eleventh november twenty second dates. You don't have to sell me or a sophisticated audience that you don't have to explain that we know what those numbers mean. I don't think half the country sees it that way. I don't think they see january. Six as that kind of date. Where i do now. I put them together like they. Dark horrible day in american history. I don't look you're never gonna convince the hard core fox news newsmax trump right that january six with anything. Other than some perfidious plot by nancy pelosi to do this or that. But i mean look the last if you wanna talk about the political effects. The last two elections have been decided by suburban voters and the next one is probably going to be to. Trump is not on the ticket anymore to draw them out. I think if they're sitting at home listening to testimony from these officers and hearing what happened there some of them not all of them but a few of them have ask themselves. Are these the people that i wanna put back in charge of the government next year. Well listen we have an example. Texas just had a special election. The individuals that trump supported was not the winner of that election. He did robo calls. He did everything to try. And bring this person into washington and texas which we is still red state as much as we would like to turn it. Blue rejected trump basically in that special election. And so i think the things that we're doing washington by one a parallel track of oversight having a select committee on january six while at the same time doing the things like the infrastructure bill of the american jobs plan. Excetera are going to be the things that that keep this country on the right track. Okay so listen. We noticed for some reason that people in this country are starting to do something. I thought a trend years ago. Pet confession signs. Have you seen this has made a big comeback. Like some of them are pretty funny. I ran away and partied all night. Now i'm pregnant. I that doubles and i ate the toilet paper during a pandemic is so now you know. of course. anything in america becomes trendy now. A lot of the celebrities are doing. Would you like to see some of the things. That i know you would would have poultry. My vagina doesn't really smell like that. Candle bill gates. I've got four billion in my sock drawer. She doesn't know about west. I would kill for some structure for britney spears. Dad caitlyn jenner. Sometimes i miss morning would yield digress. Tyson i'm tired of explaining shit to you moron avenue so my hair emits pheromones. That make your wife forni. that's true. And jeff bezos richard. Branson go to space. I just to make sure this shit worked. I would have done this. And of course donald trump. I know damn well. I lost the election so a week where there was a lot of things unfortunately to be depressed about cova coming back the fires out here of the capitol. Police story me having to wear glasses. I must say the award for lowest vilest was the conservatives who went after simone biles this pissed me off in a way few. Let me read some of these right wing. Charlie kirk i know who that is Called her she's ashamed of the country. The texas deputy attorney general erin rights national embarrassment. Some other asshole never heard of but it's clouded by people. I have heard of called her a quitter. here's morgan. Returning to his more natural realm of being a huge dick said. There's nothing heroic brave about quitting buck. Sexton this feels like the antithesis of what an elite athlete would do An athlete credo would be. We've had him on. The show seemed like a normal guy. But you know what unless you act like a normal nice guy. You're you're in here in the asshole division. I mean i just. I just want to reiterate what i said. This is not a choice. We ran this poor girl this amazing machine till it not permanently but temporarily just broke it. Yeah i mean. Can you imagine the anxiety these these armchair quarterback sitting there fucking crumbs on their shirt. Looking at someone who twisted flies in there and ends on a little strip well. What's your mental toughness. My response to them is. They can kiss my overworked black woman ass because i saw an article today from glamour magazine. Which really did was fascinating to me talking about what. This young woman has been through In terms of overcoming sexual the sexual scandal that occurred in gymnastics having the kind of pressure on her being v. Best gymnasts that has ever been in this field and she meets the opportunity if she wants to rest and they were discussing the fact that historically culturally black women have never had the opportunity to rest to say. I've had enough. I'm tired you know we have built this help build this country. She has done what she can. I could never. I don't think. I think i don't think she wants to be mental sheets. Just you can really pushed her to the ultimate limit. She sucked it up as long as you could. Could you imagine the zaidi i mean. How do you even sleep. And we know. Now that when you don't sleep fully and i mean fully your way less.

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"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

09:02 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

"Welcome to hbo. Podcast from the hbo. Latent series real time with bill maher revert month. I are writing to see more people. More people. And i missed your partial faces. We've been off for a month. Have you been okay. I was hoping that we'll be back here. we'd be done talking about the pandemic of course now the delta variant has everyone crazy. I am not worried. I live in california. The corona virus in the air is killed by the smoke from fires. Cdc but new mask guidelines now which is a fucking confusing indoors outdoors vaccinated vaccinated mask not masked the walmart. Shoppers don't know who to punch anymore. So now we're back to wearing the mask from the front of the restaurant until the waiter brings the breadsticks. It's called science people times. Cover our faces. Other people can cover their ass by the way by the way washed the mask. I see people with very filthy masks out there. I didn't wanna. I didn't wanna get the delta variant. Your mass grew the delta vary so i've been putting something off but i should have done two years ago or so announcing i'm getting married. No i'm kidding. I'm fucking joke comedy. Show but let's not be ridiculous. It's something for worse. I have to wear glasses. I cheering came out as gay. What the fuck it. So brave bill to where. It's not brave. I've had three lasix surgeries. I can't fuck and see anymore. I'm at the end of my road. And so yes going to have to twenty eight years of me like this and this is the next twenty eight years. Sorry okay but has to be done. Life goes on and these are progressive lenses berry. All i see now. Is white privilege all right anyway anyway. Back to the masks yet. Oh yes the house of representatives that they reinstated the mask Thing and kevin mccarthy he's the leader of the republicans. He does not want to wear a mask and nancy pelosi hold him a moron and then then she remembered wade this congress we have a certain decorum. She said my esteemed moron but guests. It's getting nasty there in congress decapa you see the testimony. We finally had a little testimony about what happened on january six. The the capitol police officers testified. Oh my god that they were attacked with fists and chemical spray and baseball bats and threatened with execution and yet the republicans amazing still portraying the rioters as the peaceful protesters. And what the cops are the bad guys. What is what the fuck the police attitude on the right. When did the gop become nwea. Laura ingram you said this on fox. News gave out acting awards to these police officers. Twitter was outraged That more black doctors weren't dominant. And of course the olympics are underway. Are you watching the olympics. Really well i wanna them recently. Plenty of controversy. You see the korean. Tv network. i do apologize because the graphics they used for the opening ceremony. I don't know what they were doing. But they wanted to show some representation of every country as they came out and they were. I guess we would say stereotypical italy. They had showed pizza. For for romania. This show dracula and for america. They should've fat teenager with a face. Tattoo fucking teacher then. America's had some bad breaks in the olympics. Chakari richardson who was our best. Hope for gold in track. She got tossed out because she tested positive for pot. Which is so fucking stupid. Pot is not a performance enhancing drug. It is for what i do. It's not the what she does. And then of course. Simone biles was pushed to the brink. This is not a quitter. Woman was pushed to the brink. This is her choice. She went as far as we could make her go. She had to drop out and yukari richards said boy unless she had a little weed she got gymnasts called the twisties. This is when your body doesn't do what your brain tells it to do. A men erectile dysfunction but we do have a new champion america's sunni lead to see that she won the golden gymnastics is also very inspiring figure. she said don't be afraid was talking to young gymnastics. I think don't be afraid to ask the important questions. Like hey doc. Shouldn't there be a nurse present. And but here's the biggest scandal i think is russia russia because there's such cheaters. They get thrown out of the olympics. But then the country. Russia isn't in the olympics. St russian olympic committee team. What the fuck does that mean. They don't officially represent russia but they really sorta do you know like rudy. Giuliani got a great show. Joshua green representative stacey. But first. Here's the brooklyn borough president. Who's currently the democratic nominee of the new york city. Mayor author of the book healthy. I last eric adams is over here. Eric how you doing quite well bill. You know. I really have the confession to make to all of that. All of this was a huge. I did all of these. Just so i could get on his don show mad. I finally got here. I appreciate you saying that. That was going to say to you right off the bat. I'm not going to be coy. I'm a big fan. I love what you're doing. I mean honestly. I didn't know about until six months ago. Then everything. I read now when people ask me about you. I'm like a love. This fucking guy. This is what the democratic party needs. So you're going to be the mayor of new york unless there's zombie apocalypse. Just a new. It's a great story because you had a message that was different from everybody. Else's message in approves at once in a while in politics you can put a product out there and the.

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"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

04:33 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on Real Time with Bill Maher

"Go through as you go through charging documents if you go through. Somebody's charging documents. I live in. dc. And i was there in january six and it was very weird very strange but you see people who were like taking a selfie after like breaking known the capital. And then they're like how could you possibly know it was me. Black guy also bragged about it on a dating site. Yes a dealing with the most supreme white people here dangerous offer together. It's true and that's obvious. And that's the challenge here. Is that like. We know that this can go terribly wrong. And we've seen it happen before we sought with oklahoma city. Which before then you saw that with ridge and waco and a host of other events and the concern here is that how the fbi how'd security agencies do basically everything which is to spend a lot of money overemphasize invasions of privacy and bumble. Along is going to get us into a disaster. So let me ask about the other crime issue which street crime which is going on in a very big way right now. Forty-nine percent of the people say it's a very big problem at homicides largest single year increase since nineteen sixty and the new york mayor race which the primary is tuesday or wednesday is going to be the mayor of new york. That is the big issue and the leading candidate. This is fairly new. Eric adams I'm just learning about him. After an american ex cop ex republican and i love this strapped all the time. This guy goes to church with a guy and he's got the issue crime you know. It may be big blue new york. But they're worried about it and he is the one who was when they were all zigging he was egging. He's like defunding the police no and he's ready. He talks about how opposition to funding the police. Opposition to it wins across everything race ideology age so my question is the democrats who are pandering to that. Who is it four or are you getting. Its for fifteen percent of the party. Who are the over educated over caffeinated over opinionated liberals on twitter. I guess we gotta have them. I check did with the pollsters democratic. Pollsters garin hart yang. They say in democratic dominated city's crime has no passed education and how housing affordability is a number one issue. So smart democrats are listening to that valdez. A former police chief is a congresswoman from florida. she's announced she's running for senate in her announcement. She talks about having been a police chief. You're seeing that more and more around the country here in la job. Kayano is a former cop running for mayor. I don't know how he's going to do but more more. You're seeing that democrats have got to get on offense on this. Because it's real you know a jeff bezos is not going to get mud. It's the people who are in my party who suffer. The most crime goes right. But i think that that's something in some ways you heard from people at what you've heard from. I would say class. African american communities for years is that you have simultaneous policing under policing if you look at say homicide clearance rates and a lot of major cities honolulu. There's a twenty five percent homicide clearance rate that means in one out of four cases. A case is closed. that doesn't necessarily mean solve. It just means closed like what exactly are homicide police in honolulu. Doing who knows who could say. But i think that that's the thing here. Is that when you heard what i heard people talking about. Defunding the police. I heard it in the way of like. Wow this restaurant sucks. We do not want this restaurant. Keep being like this restaurant anymore. Right and so report choice of words. There's also a sense that there's also a sense that like look among the people who is doing the biggest defunding of police in twenty nine hundred and twenty twenty with donald trump by trying to pull money from so-called sanctuary cities and so. I think that there's a real issue. I think that eric adams and i think there are a lot of people in the left. Who are less of him. That are really concerned about this. But if you can thread the needle. When i call the police someone should come and the police should not sit outside my apartment waiting for something to happen so that they can bust me on something and then know that they can violate my rights and received qualified immunity in court because the supreme court made it up. I think that's a needle that people are going to be into yes. They are.

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"bill maher" Discussed on The Sean Hannity Show

The Sean Hannity Show

03:42 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on The Sean Hannity Show

"In alaska both the same question here you know. I know the summit with vladimir putin is coming up and putin is going to the summit and is going to. My view is going to see everything we see and that is a cognitive mess. Somebody weak and frail now. Yeah of russia and all that they're involved in two hacks now one against the colonial pipeline now against america's meat industry and the world's meat industry. Joe won't do anything. Jogi grants a waiver for putin. Finish his pipelines. So he can. He can literally provide the lifeblood of our allies and western europe the the energy. They need for their economies while simultaneously shutting down high paying career jobs at our own pipelines and keystone excel. And i'm worried. Between russia and china china. Now they lectured america on human rights in anchorage china blasting the us launching a covert lab leak probe the origins of the covid nineteen virus. I'll tell you both between russia and china now aligned with the iranians providing arms to the iranians so they can fight their proxy war through yemen. We're in deep deep. Adam schiff here joe. I predict that after this summit. You're gonna see vladimir. Putin probably take a suit jacket off undo his tie. Take your shirt off and walk around all those pictures that we've seen sticking his chest out and having his shoulders back because like china looked at at the representatives of of joe biden. And said you have. You do not come from a position of strength with us. russia's gonna feel the exact same way think about what donald trump did rick perry and route. Dan brew yet who the energy secretaries he actually made a deal with the eu saying. We're not going to continue protecting you on buying oil from our enemy. So we had an lng dealing place we had an oil deal in place the case xl pipeline thousands and thousands of jobs to make sure that our friend canada had its crude done right in the houston area. Now all of that's gone. I mean vladimir putin is going to start laughing. And i i don't i don't doubt this guy would look at biden in the face and say what we debate right now live on television well but now they we're here joe they know this guy is and then they said we do hope you feel better right. That wasn't obvious last word. Joe joe contra it. Looks like jimmy carter oliver again. Doesn't a guy accept this means when you consider the middle east when you consider inflation and you consider the stakes now. China is much more of an adversary against us from bio weapons. All what. We're apparently seeing right now and russia vladimir putin Let's put it this way. Probably the most ruthless of all the russian president said that we've seen in some time so yeah this is only going to get worse guys. They're all emboldened they see what the media mob protects the rest of america from even catching they. Don't show it. It's so obvious it's humiliating. It's embarrassing and frankly it's dangerous. Eight hundred nine. Four one sean. Our number joepags joe concert. thank you. We'll get to your calls next half hour. We'll continue alec baldwin's favourite radio talk show. Host is on the air right. Now right mr. Alwyn news sean. Hannity i twenty five till the top of the hour. Eight hundred nine..

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"bill maher" Discussed on The Sean Hannity Show

The Sean Hannity Show

05:48 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on The Sean Hannity Show

"Hadid and her friends would run screaming to tel aviv. If they had to live in gaza for one day joining us to discuss this and So many other things on the plate today joepags. He hosts his own syndicated radio show nationally. The joe pags show and joe concha fox news contributor columnist for the hill and frankly the the one guy. That's the only honest media commentator out there that i hope he gets his own show on fox. Eventually you deserve it. Welcome back both of you to the program. Thanks for being with us. I mean joepags when when you have bill. Maher becoming the voice of reason for the democratic party against cancel culture against woke b. s. p. c. Ism and you know calling out. The hamas apologised the communist chinese apologists. What does that say about. How left the democratic party has gone for bill. Maher a guy who you know. Twenty years ago. Sean said that. The attackers on nine eleven. Were brave freaking out. Everybody who had a rain for this guy to be sort of the used to be left. I mean he's of course left of center. And i thought it was great that you said i don't like him. He doesn't like me. But i'll defend the guy. This guy is more reasonable than anybody you can name. Who's in the democrat party right now. It's stunning to me. That he had been guests on there. That was so woke. That speech pattern so Look they had war crimes and ends the sentences and questions and forgo marta. Be the lynchpin that you and i turn to say maybe just maybe there's still hope for the left. It's it's mind. Boggling truly bizarro world i do think joe conto though. He is is more libertarian in his thinking and beliefs and and we certainly not going to agree on something like drug legalization or or anything like that but but the idea that th the thought that no other person left of center where he mostly even being libertarian will ever take on the hamas apologised for example. I mean where. Where's nancy where's joe. Where's chuck not a peep out of them and you know why won't they speak out because there are petrified of the left wing of the party of the aoc squad wing of being eviscerated on social media for daring to actually make very logical statements around defending israel when moses launching rockets indiscriminately against civilians over on the other side. And it's amazing. I've always been a fan of bill maher in this sense. I disagree with a lot of things that he has to say things..

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"bill maher" Discussed on The Sean Hannity Show

The Sean Hannity Show

03:38 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on The Sean Hannity Show

"Four one sean. You want to be a part of the program. So i mentioned with a riley on. I'm sorry about my voice at shot today but eventually though riley earlier how. How did the democratic party become a party. That is apologised. They're apologizing and apologised for the terrorist group among us. How is it that there's not any anger at all. At the idea that american tax dollars went to fund the wuhan virology lab that was using gain of function which now we know dr fauci said. Well it's definitely a research worth doing even if it risks a pandemic. How dumb can this guy be the report. Now that the biden administration is looking at ways to dump ouchi and there's nothing funny about it. There's nothing he's been right about. And he's been political and these emails that we referred to earlier in the program. You know just a disaster and it's just it the whole thing and i tried to give him the benefit of the doubt more than i should. Have you know so anyway. Bill maher was back remember. He was fully vaccinated just like eight new york. Yankees about ten thousand identified cases fully vaccinated people contracting covid. Nineteen less than one hundred and fifty died though. Just to give you numbers. That's from the cdc and you know. I don't know i. I don't even know what to say when bill marr becomes a voice of reason and logic and rationale about the woke cancel culture radicalized democratic party and by the way bill maher hates me and i frankly i don't like him either. He's not he's he's just a jackass but in spite of our differences every time that there's been attempts to boycott him cancel him like they did on abc. I i stood firmly in the corner of no. Don't cancel them and it was conservatives not liberals stood up for him anyway so he was back this friday. You said a couple of things talking about the hamas caucus and moss apologised. We have in the democratic party and he asked the simple question. What if canada or mexico fired four thousand rockets into the us and then he ripped democrats squad members for supporting hamas remember their charter calls for the destruction of israel. They are recognized terrorist organization. Listen why is. Israel's defense ministry is in a civilian area but fun when you have four..

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"bill maher" Discussed on The Sean Hannity Show

The Sean Hannity Show

01:51 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on The Sean Hannity Show

"Who's making millions now. We've got pictures. The joe with kazakhstan oligarchs and the russian oligarch first lady of moscow. That was a three and a half million dollar payday to to hunters company. Then of course the we already know a lot about the one point. Five billion dollar deal that hunter got with the bank of china. The hundred thousand dollar shopping spree with the chinese national every country. We need to be standing up to joe. Biden is compromised on bill. Yeah but nobody cares here in america. I mean the people who don't like biden do Trump woody being more trouble. Oh yeah but when you have a media corporate media that this corrupt because my column on bill. O'reilly dot com. Is this week protecting joe. And what the corporate media has decided to do is not. Overtly support him although some do but it's an attempted way. It's just not reported. we're not gonna report it. i caught. I called the candidate protection program. Now it's the presidential protection program that the mob in the media provides. Joe strategy is that most americans are ill-informed and they are and if we don't tell them stuff they won't know it because it won't seek it out and so what's happening at particularly in the age of the device where people lose themselves. They actually live their whole life on a little machine in their hand and foot treadle. Now they don't know hunter from and and i think even worse than hunter are biden's two brothers which nobody is even gotten into because they didn't know did the talking about joe's brothers. Yes you'll by. James k quick.

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"bill maher" Discussed on The Sean Hannity Show

The Sean Hannity Show

04:48 min | 1 year ago

"bill maher" Discussed on The Sean Hannity Show

"Joe has this beautiful mansion in delaware. Oh that's right. he lied. We found out that he did meet with hunter biden's oligarchy pals and and foreign business associates when he said multiple times. I've never ever talked to hunter. Not one time about any of his foreign business dealings. No you too busy drinking and eating expensive dinners with oligarchs from kazakhstan and russia and ukraine and elsewhere because now we have the pictures to prove it and joe lie imagine if his last name was trump but fled amir putin is not going to be impacted at all by what the mob in the media is saying about joe and how they're covering up for joe being weak weak and frail and and a cognitive mess and putin is going to be emboldened after this meeting with biden. I you this is the outcome. And he's going to see with his own to is that which we all see that the media never talks about because they've got. They had the candidate protection program. Now they've got the presidential protection program for joe. By the way there was a rasmussen report out today You know with the media propping up joe biden cause of you turn on any other news. They're not gonna show. You biden mumbling and bumbling and fumbling and sounding like you know an incoherent idiot half the time barely knowing what day it is. This guy is not there and he's going to meet with putin and putin's gonna make a very quick assessments. Probably gonna walk out embolden and probably laughing at us because he knows that the media in this country is nothing but propaganda. He knows that big tech lies. He knows what's go- he knows more about what's going on the most americans at this point they study. Us presidents because they are hostile actors. It's a hostile regime. It's called russia. Just like the chinese their hostile actors hostile regime just like the iranian. Mullah's that joe wants to give more billions to just like the north koreans in kim jong now they also made assessments about donald trump. And i would tell you. That trump scared them. They sense that this guy was crazy enough that he just might do it now. That's a healthy fear. It's actually called respect. They had a healthy respect for trump. they didn't want trump get to get reelected. They probably didn't want him elected in the first place. I mean but you know when you have now rasmussen. Finding forty-three percent likely voters see biden is a weaker commander in chief the most recent presidents.

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