17 Burst results for "Bill Dawes"
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"Truth. So it's really like who has a better night, right? I mean, that really tells you. Madison Square Garden. I think I'm rooting for Uzbek or Colby. Bill. I think in New York City, they're going to be. This is a blue city. Yeah. Yeah. New Jersey and Staten Island and Long Island. So it depends how it is. What? There's going to be a fight in the garden, I think. Did you see that recently when the NASCAR event, they were yelling fuck Joe Biden? Like they were chanting it. And you could hear a fault, Joe Biden. And then the announcer on NBC was like, they're training. We love Brendan. And we're like, let's go, Brandon. Yeah, let's go. Was there even a guy named Brendan there? Was that his name? Oh, she's just stupid. That's what they were. Let's go for it. But now at a Republican convention stuff, apparently they chant, let's go Brandon. I was like, code for private. Oh my God. That's hilarious. All right, so Rose Namajunas for zang welle. Zen loli is training her wrestling with Henry cejudo. Henry said her wrestling is really good now. Kitty bang, who wins this one. Girls, rose. Why? Every time. I don't know. I think maybe our movement, those people often shit. Yeah. And also goddamn communist. All right, we're not going to get into that right now. So just engaging versus Michael Chandler. This is one of those fights that looks so good on paper. It's got to be it's got to disappoint everybody. They're going to stare at each other. I mean, it's like there's no way this is not going to be an amazing fight. Unless it's like one punch and somebody goes down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What are we gonna do? I don't think she's able to produce a shitty fight..
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"Bet online, where the game starts, a guy who has been, you know, at it, he's been working his ass off. He's a guy that I met him as and I knew him he was an older brother was the big guy. He came from Nigeria. And he said, dude that just was in Bellator, he got caught by Bellator. It wasn't fair. He went like 7 and two embellishes. He had a great record in Bellator, and then he got caught. I don't know why he got caught. Right? Did you fight NBC? No. No, no, no, no. No, I didn't. They want his plan at some point, but it never was. He said, he said, if, in my mind, he may MVP. Even though they never asked me, but in my mind, he fought him in one. So finally got on the contender. He got on the contender a couple weeks ago and Bill, they were building up his opponent. They were like, all about his opponent. His opponent's gonna win is the best he's undefeated. They were looking at this guy like he's journeyman. And after the first round, all of a sudden, they were like, you know, pretty has fought some of the best guys in the world and. All of a sudden that story went a lot different. And he won and he finally got the UFC contract. I'm so proud of this guy. Chicken bang. How are you, man? Thank you, man. I'm good. I'm good. David. I've been good. I've been good. So I know you were living in Vegas. You were banging all kinds of girls, the white, Filipino. The black women were going crazy. Then you moved to Dallas what happened? Yeah, yeah. So yeah, I mean, your Wi-Fi is amazing, by the way. Thank God you were striking this better than your wife. Well, what happened? Are you still in December? Yeah. Chitty, Bill. Chili chili Wi-Fi. Yeah, it's called shitty Wi-Fi. So why did you move to salad? Okay. I think. Just sit by them..
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"It wasn't on. But it wasn't on her defense. It wasn't on the thing of the forums. Like I didn't say, were you ever. So she was like, you know what? I don't have to. So I can see both sides to this. But the thing was, I feel like a lot of people was being said, was people were saying that they didn't know that it was. Anyway, lo and behold, I met a couple of jokes about a lot of jokes about this. Not a lot, but enough, enough jokes about it because but nothing always even picking aside, I was just saying like, oh, there's a move called the calf slicer hers is the cock slicer. I mean, just serious. Just ridiculous joke. Silly. Silly jokes. So somebody was like, you're being harmful to women. You're hurting women. And I'm like, I'm hurting women. What about the girl that used to be a guy that was born in a manner that's actually hurting women? Like the jokes, the jokes are the problem. The fucking 8 people like the tweets, that's the issue here, not the girl in the hospital. Who's just got the shipping? Like, what the fuck is going on? What? Used to be sticks and stones, but now it's like words break your bones. You know what I mean? It's crazy. It's like the Dave Chappelle thing. It's like Dave Chappelle is like, people want to cancel him because they're like, first of all, one of the things was hilarious was the guy there was a transgender showrunner of the show. Dear white people, right? I'm not. She quit Netflix. She quit the show, right? But then people were like, wait, why is the show dear wife people? About the black like geared to our black people, black audience about why is a transgender show? Like, why can't we get that right transgender? Yeah. Yeah, like why can't people were like, wait, this is the whole fucking sketch. This is like another 2000 we want to get to California. I mean, it's like you can't fucking write this shit. Even talking about this right now. I'm afraid it's one of those fucking take a clip. And then post it and, you know, luckily, I don't know if people watch the show. So anyway, what are you going to do? Man, so Conor McGregor. So are you following the whole where the fuck is mirror shark? Come on, man. This dude. I think it's like a gag now. It's like Charlie Brown the football. They just like to mess with you. On a weekly basis. Fucking, it's crazy. Well, at least this year's coming..
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"You're in a fucking room. It's like, you know, and you're like, the only thing getting you up is the next show and it's just it's hard. So then you people turn to cocaine or marijuana or alcohol or sex because they want to keep that high going, 'cause who the fuck was living here? Well, for him, I'm sure. 7 women at once, and then fighting and boxing and everything else. It's hard to say. I mean, you know the solution is to not let your highs get too high. Your lows get too low. Don't believe your own hype and try to actually have some things in your life where you can get a similar high, but aren't as so it's just aren't so much of a freaking quick. You know, like maybe being with your kid or being with your family or having great. Yeah, I think having a baby is a good example of something that like it's great. It's gratifying. It's horrifying gratifying, but sometimes look at your baby it's the same thing as the feeling as getting a job. It's better. To me, it's better. I mean, there's nothing better because it's real. Yeah. I mean, you have this baby. Look at you. Like you're the greatest thing. And you look at there and the innocence, the beauty and the hugs and I mean, every day I pick up school, daddy's here and she takes a beloved hugs me. And there's nothing like it. Don't you always think like, how am I gonna fuck this up? Or how do I not fuck this up? That plagues me. I don't want to fuck this up. But I'm going to fuck it up somehow. How do I not fuck this stuff? I had a guy tell me, he was like one of the best parents I know as kids doing great..
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"Yeah, yeah, but you can't get a dog on the menu. It's not like a thing. And then they get mad if you feel like you tip. Like I tip the lady I went to a bar in order to drink. It was like $7. I get the guy at ten. I'm gonna keep it. He's like, no, no, Q keep it. I'm like, no, no, you keep it. He's like, get out of here. He fucking like, I'm like why, it's like insulting a tip people. They take it as a huge insult when you tip. But you don't learn these things unless you go there. And then when I went when I asked, I go, what do they think of like Trump or did the government think a Trump here? Like, oh, they love them. I was like, but he's always, he hates China. They're like, no, they love the idea that Trump is the president because it shows democracy doesn't work. Because the people because the people all elect a clown are they all reality star. And I was like, well, good thing we have Biden now. Dude, I don't know. Who would want to be president? I mean, you have to be insane to want to. First of all, you have to complete narcissist even when or be a president. Yeah. So be president is going to be everyone's going to be president is going to be some sort of narcissistic social path. Even Obama, I don't care what you say. They're all fucking social paths. One other thing that might run The Rock? No. Yeah, that's what they're saying. The Rock might run. I think I might have what? I thought you talked about that, and you said he would never run. Oh, I don't know. Some people were saying that The Rock. I would rather go for The Rock. I believe now even The Rock is gonna get many as you know he fucked some girl back in whatever's early days who's gonna come out of the woodwork and just anything you've done is gonna be dragged through the mud. Yeah. I'll tell you what. I asked, I'm like, I asked some women there that was in China. I was like, a female comic and.
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"Hunter. The fuck is that guy? Hey, welcome to a brand new roast of podcasts. Me, I'm coming in from Vancouver, Canada, talking to my buddy Bill dawes, it's going to be a good podcast. We've got Anthony Taylor coming on, who just fought on the undercard of Jake Paul Tyron Woodley. He fought Tommy Fury, it was a pretty competitive Anthony lost, but fucking fought like 20 pounds up. It was a second boxing fight against Tyson Fury's little brother. It was crazy. And people didn't like the way he was very low. Actually, taught me very look. And crazy. And we also got Jay Haran, who, you know, was in the UFC. UFC, he was in Bellator. He was an IFL. IFL, which is how I know him, yeah. WEC affliction, he might even fought bulldog. The guy's been in everything. And now he's successful actor working on his 90th movie dude is like really? Yeah. Yeah. Matt damn it. And he did it the right way, man. Nothing was handed to him. Like he would just show up on sets to meet the director, like as they're going to the parking lot and be like, hey, nice to meet you. I'm Jay haron, trying to get the he really paid his dues, the guy. He was in he was the one with Denzel Washington and that was a big one he did. The equalizer two, he had a scene where he tries to kill him in a taxi or Uber driver. I didn't see it, but it was all over the commercial and this and that. And now he's at a new one. He's in every marvel thing too. He's always at the bad guy. Really? Yeah. That guy and all those marvel movies. Like daredevil or this one of that one. And he's losing his Luke cage. He wasn't going to get his ass kicked by the marvel characters. But if you're going to lose, it's fucking anyway. He gets to say cool lines and shit..
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"Like my I took my kids to school today but cheek next to my cheek while we're walking, like I said, you know, yesterday I got a I got a haircut, she started crying Daddy, what your hair go? I go, no I want it back, I go, it'll grow back, she said I'm waiting. I might may have by the way your daughter. Now she's going to be three next week. May have you actually sideways by the way. I mean my Amazon was no no Mayhem is normally. Do you want to be set the whole game Mayhem c r. I didn't see him. Yeah. Mayhem's down there but he's sideways could you please? I mean you could do this if you want but it's totally up. There we go. Maybe perfect. That's perfect their portrait. So ma'am is always chewing on something. Yes, sometimes sometimes the cement on the floor but so so dead. I mean, how different, how crazy is this experience when a man, by the way? We're saying that bill Dawes the first time you get a child, a woman told them, three, two years into it by the way, you have a baby. So he didn't even know we had a baby, get a one-night stand or it was like, well, you know, whatever. And all of a sudden he has a baby with a dad was Matt LeBlanc. He said that was Matt LeBlanc page. Now it was your baby, but you were who were spraying a child, support the Broncos. You Unfortunately, I think she wanted him to pay obviously, why wouldn't you? But then the baby looks just like a ginger like me. So he was like, this is what my kid, and I think you got DNA test page for racism. Thank God for racism. I think I was episode of Friends, actually. Umm, so then, so, then you find out if your baby now is this your, by the way, your your first thoughts know, doing great? She's in like Clemson or something, right? His graduate Berkeley. Just graduated Berkeley did really well. Lesbian salt-of-the-earth. Just great person and you guys have a faith, unless you guys, like you said, like she did really well. She's a lesbian. I forgot. Speak some more. How he views, men wage. But you guys have a big, right? You guys have a great relationship now. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so now, but now have it. Yeah. Doing this. The second time around this wasn't expected either. Write, this is also off. A baby. That was a sort of strong on we had broken up and then a week later, she tells me she's pregnant and your pull out game free so long and now, but but, but you're taking you doing the right thing. You're taking care of the baby. How, how is it like versus the first time that it was? No, you didn't do it versus now. I mean, is this the whole culture shock for you dead? Yeah, well, I mean it's just so weird being with the baby in the phase where they can't hold their head up different thing, you know, like, just hold it. It's, you know, man. It's just I don't know if you have a kid Mayhem but it's sort of you can't really describe it. It's like a mushroom trip. I can't really describe it. Cuz I've never met a little bastard. Yeah, it's like holding a football with the arms and legs. So the beginning again. You should spite that one. Now. Jason you seem like you're doing very well. I've been following you on Instagram and talking to you..
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"I'm here with my man. Bill Dawes, how's it going? I'm going to be covering my zip the whole time. It's like either have like a lot of zits come at once or just one huge. I'm not sure what's worse. I'm also forty-three and still getting acne is all kinds of his good side that you're young, right? Does it or that sort of that I'm stressed that I'm not sleeping enough for my diet's bed. There's a lot of signs but faster own right. Yeah, testosterone. Thank God. I'm married. You know, my wife says, she's fine, too sexy. She's like it. Makes you look like a pleasure. Pimple sexy. Yeah, like I know this gross you out, she's like, well, no it it like it makes you look like a man and I'm like, oh my gosh. All right. This is what I knew I was with a girl. And this way into a relationship with a true story, we were having sex one time and she started picking a pimple on my back during sex. I was like, this is over. I guess it's better than one on your dick right off. But yeah. So those own pop do, do they do last night we had a show last night together at the Soho house. There's another Soho house, it's like this place that I am. I I think they have one of Miami in New York. You feel like a member super exclusive. You have to pay a member. It's a good place, three thousand dollars a year, three thousand dollars a year and I guess, you know like Brad Pitt or this for the home. Stars DiCaprio, or whatever. It was a comedy show there and good-looking crowd. Like it was one of those like, very good-looking. Yeah. Which whenever they're really good looking, I get nervous like they're grown. Now, looking from Orange County. I'm happy because they're not affected if they're good-looking from l a, i get nervous. I get a nervous that they're more like there to be seen or they're not, they're on their phones or thought it was actually like a great crowd. I don't know if it was because I had a whole week, it Reno last week's, I get eight shows. So I was like going to 8:10 shows in a week or the groove in the groove, but I went on First and I was like a fucking. Like, I came home. My wife's, like, how was your night? I'm like, I'm like almost got arrested. She's like, for what I'm like for murdering the crowd and she's like, she got like mad at me for saying that she's like, okay, whatever. I mean, it was like a show right after that. The haha and I was get someone about you, but sometimes I'll have a really good show like at 8 and then it's in my head and the 10:00 show never goes as well. Because job, Especially with the same Club because that's that's me with chocolate Sundays. And at the Laugh Factory, a hundred one killer show and one shall be terrible every time because the early show people are their wage jobs. The next day there, it's less of a club, list of a cool factor in there. A lot sometimes. I feel like the 10:00 show. What? People like like looking around. It's a little bit. Like, I don't know. I feel like they, they listened better in the early days there. Yeah, but yeah. That's always the case or sometimes you do the road and like Thursday, you fucking murder and then you're like, oh this going to be a great week and then it progressively gets worse..
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"Doing off. Supposed to be talking about, it's about a fight song. All right, so listen, I got to do it. I got to join my friends. Have a enjoy, have a good time off. All right, I was Hector Lombard. Hey guys, great man, I loved him. He was younger. I thought that was, I think that's a different guy that I'm thinking of three. Right? There's two and then there's three. Yeah, that wasn't a fighter. I don't think that fighter looked like, he was little. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. The fighter was younger. So Mayhem left his phone in Palm Springs. So that's why he has not been on the podcast today. I just talked that code for relapse. No, no, no, I just talked to his girlfriend. He's in Palm Springs. He left his phone there and it's her fault so long. He's, he's training right now. I was wondering why he hadn't got back from you. But yeah, that's that's crazy. But during the show, what was that? How often have you had like Hector Lombard on Thursday? We have a mom. Like once every I mean, he'll just randomly text vehicle. I want to come on this week and then he's one of a kind. I hope we don't get canceled. Now while I get this people, cuz I don't know, some of the things that you have to give people formed to talk you. You didn't say, I agree. It's those Jews or anything course, of course. Of course, of course, home of course. Uh, yeah. And I listened Hector's and tell that his opinion, that's what makes this country great and you know, Hector also he's been through it, man. I mean, he's the he's the real deal. Like he's, he grew up in Cuba under Fidel, Castro, and escaped, Cuba and binder, and became a very, very successful fighter. And now he's the bare-knuckle champion, and, you know, he's obviously wage. Got to interesting people around them. Yeah, most Cuban expats are pro Trump. Most of them are nearly are. Yeah. I mean cuz they don't want to go back to Cuba wage. I think it's I think it's I think it's a long leap. But listen. I don't feel like getting people fucking writing me know, send emails. I'm not going to read them. I probably will read them. And then my wife going to be like what you don't focus on me. This is on this. So I don't have time, like, I appreciate it. You know, I'm not as verse as Politics as maybe I should be. I'm not trying to be actually let home more into my own fucking life person. And there's no point in getting into politics. There really isn't because all you going to have is half the people hate, you half the people love you and then you're just an echo chamber off the more, you know, it's like the less, you know, you know what I mean. Like, it's a Pandora's Box. It's also like, you know, I mean, I see people that are like fuming about like let's say, transgenders and female sportswriter Say what you want about America but I'm just like, I'm like bro, you know, you $9 in the bank, right, you're right. Just left you with your kid, will talk to you. Like I mean, you got other City, you gotta deal with right now. I think there's a fraction from what you're actually and I fall into that too. I get into these micro chambers of whatever. Echo chambers of thing. Boom blah, blah, blah. I'm like, I got a real fucking problems. I got a mortgage to pay time to deal with this. Fucking, I mean nonsense. You know. Yeah, not that. That's what came to look in conspiracy theories cuz then you think it's just all a funny game and you can like smoke weed and pontificate. But when you're really serious about politics and policy and ship that's just like the worst Yeah. Rather talk about Romans. Well, you know how much money is in it too? Although all the money on people just buying people's opinions and leveraging? This is, yeah, I mean I like to know about it interesting, it's fun. Yeah, yada yada but it's the end of the day. It's like, I know so many people that left La, so I'm losing. Olay you spoken liberal, and now they're calling me back, like, I miss her house, do you have a place your house? Yeah, that's a really what's going on people? I know friends left La Foster's place, fuk fuk these, these socialists and now they're off Ohio and you're like, hey man, place that I could open for you. I actually hate my job. Why the fuck did you leave like bro? Like what were you thinking? I mean, ya know for sure like you know cuz I'm whatever, you know, my situation but like I was in LA for a week last week and if you go to you're going to be like, why the fuck would you be anywhere else really dead? Well, there's a lot of huge homeless problem and, you know, there's a lot of stuff going on, but at the end of the day, like it kind of is right now, the epicenter of show business in New York. And also what big city doesn't have a homeless problem, your other than like another city, another country, where they put people in, jails do that. But like the homeless people are pretty much trained, not fuk with them. Yeah. Is it? They do, they'll get arrested or whatever. So I mean I mean when I lived in New York back in the day, the squeegee guys. You. Oh yeah. I was a fucking squeegee. Just starts going on with your car and then getting have a car. Start squeezing, you your work with the fuck and then Giuliani, I think came in, like, people like laugh about Juliana is he's a laughingstock when it comes to things like getting cleaning up New York, when I was growing quite a value. I mean, just heroin needles prostitutes. It was a fucking it was crazy. It was it really was and then killed off. Came in and he made all these rules that. Like if you were a strip club, you couldn't do with a hundred feet in the school, and it cleaned up. And then all he took on the mob, kind of one. And a lot of ways and made a TV show, you a New York, a lot nicer. Now, granted, he a lot of terrible policies. Gotta gotta gotta when you get a lot of good for New York to absolutely hate those people were like, oh, it was so much better. When like you walked outside your apartment, there was a guy wearing a long shot you in the face. That's in New York. I used to like, it's like fuck you. It's better safer. Any place is better safer. Okay, anything is better safer. I mean, I don't know. It's just it's crazy though. It's crazy. I don't know what I'm talking about right now, but it's Hector Lombard, had me going and twenty given fucking directions. So met him, by the way, I'm going to DM him, I'm going to be, like, send me that they use em. Like, you're talking about crazy, I don't know if that's, I have to, I don't know. I have to say that for myself to somebody like, you know, and I'm like, wow. When I was in Japan, they I was at the bar and they had this thing saying, America's not allowed because military guys getting into fights. And he couldn't have that here. Obviously, that's not every fucking bar. I did notice that like Asian racism towards each other was insane. We're oh yeah. Japanese fucking hate of the Koreans. Not all of them, but enough for you were like, well, like, if you was taking a bath because like, a Japanese person Korean or said, you know, konichiwa instead of Cassandra, they, they were fucking pissed Chinese..
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"But any, any moment that is orchestrating by the owners of this world? I don't believe Iraq. And now we have another movement that I'm getting a little bit worried about it. I really start getting a little bit worried about. They have this movement that is the Cuban movement. That is a cool idea and life And I see they getting a lot of traction. What is it? It's a moment there, you know, for the for Cubans, like, you know, they they doing and everywhere. And I'm like, okay, first of all, the, the person that's behind the woman used to be wage, is basically. It's like the intelligence, right? Yeah. So he is the face of a movement that, you know, humans are embracing and I'm like, I start to get along, you know? Like, if people need to really do a little bit of research, you know, I mean, they need to look a little bit deeper the quad, you know, you know, like, Yeah you remember remember went black life matters? Everybody superbrightleds Meadows. Yeah. At the beginning and then they were doing know much about the black community, right? I mean some people say that they would people say they wouldn't depends on who you ask. Have you asked a white person? They'll say they did a lot for the black community cuz we can't say otherwise depends on who you ask. A lot of some things that were written in the black and they're in the thing of like wage is assemble, the nuclear family or something. That was a little strange, they had some strange things in there, but I think the overall mission obviously was to help five people. And, and, and I always say, listen, it sounds really good, okay? It sounds really good because, you know, the name of it but no, you know, you gotta you gotta trick you, you gotta place. What what what really what really you doing? No, no them by buying benches, and, and buying personal stuff, and buying jewelry and buying a bunch of six, why you did what you did, for what you did for. The black community, is one matter of, you know, see anything. Yeah. I mean depends on who you ask. It all starts with a family. It starts with the family. Then you gotta like it's like you go online and you see all these people yelling at each other and everyone hates each other off. I go to the park and this white people black people and next two people and everyone's having a good time and then I said I'm saying it's really think it roll. Roll, I feel like social media page this picture and then the real world and none of it. Yeah, for sure, everyone with a Southern accent hates black people shocker, I mean less people Southern Accents who like have black kids and black wage best friends. A lot of options I know, but it's just a thing where, like, listen you ever noticed? I mean, have you ever noticed, have you ever noticed? Who was the people that always start with a girl eating and Conquer? Who Royal problem, I'm not going wrong with that. Julius Caesar divide-and-conquer. So as long as you divide you conquering long. Does it just crazy because we go main Bill? Where are comedy clubs every night and everyone's laughing every color every race. Every gender every transgender, every every he she was having a good time and then he go on Thursday and you're like I these people hate these don't like no they don't I'm not see maybe I'm not seeing it, I'm just not. I've been all over the world. I've been all over the world. I mean the all the way to I've been a real handful of China doing stand-up comedy and it was it was an amazing experience. You know it's funny that you mention now. You mention now China right? You mentioned China. Yeah this motherfucker Chinese biggest fucking Hypocrites races and fucking you know they have all abortion Muslims in jail for should be Muslim. They have wage Of black people, they have a museum of the plastic they all come. They pay off completely black people. We a monkey know releasing. I would never, I would never tell you a lot, I'll tell you the wrong. When I my new hero Hector, when I was in, when I was in again, when I was in Japan, doing comedy for the military, I guess some military guys got into fights at some of the bars or something they literally had a sign saying no Americans know why people have the biggest the biggest parking tickets I ever came across to this motherfukers page Chinese. And obviously I can notarize erase because obviously you got good people and bad people. Minority, I really for table like how can you log? Fucking having zero. We black people in a pictures of black people, actually, mommy's mommy's of fucking black, people comparing to a monkey. I had no idea that home and I might say when you look it up, and you'll find out, it's true what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. Oh wow. I believe it crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. All right, it might, I mean, if a lot of things, but now now, what's the name of this? What's the name of this? What is the name of this guy? They wanted, they, they the steak he got this day and he give you the little oh, that guy, you know, that whatever the thing Right. He has the rest of the right. We select a stroke. Yes you know we see the Castro and he has the big huge picture back in his restaurant. He is being in Venezuela looking for Maduro, he loves detailing boss, he loves the tightest. The restaurant the restaurant is in Miami. I see a lot of people go to the rest of it and they don't care about, you know, Miss the water cinnamon. That guy, the soft, baby. Whatever it is, you know what I need to do this motherfucker face because honestly he loves his Titus. I'm learning a lot. Bill, are you learning a lot at this podcast, dude? Factor lumbar is my new hero. Oh, thank you bro. Just give me a follow, and send me a DM, and I'll follow you back. Now, listen to hear about the Museum's to look it up. You look it up online. I did some so many researchers in a. I don't know where disappear, but I'm pretty sure because nobody, you know, haven't been talking about, yeah, today and shit from black people. And once you start from more piece, comparing black people remote. Only, okay? That's horrible. That's, that's crazy. That's crazy. It's fucked up. I mean, we we got a quick. We try to quit. We can't quit acting like China's our friends. When I was in China. Had the greatest time, they were so long and the crowds were amazing, but I think some of the wait wait wait, listen. Let me let me stroke you a little bit more. Go on.
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"Brooke. Is that guy off? What's that people? Got a Brandon m, a roasted podcast. I'm here with Bill. Who he's, you know, he's living in Texas. I guess when in Texas you know you got a cowboy hat wage. You know. It's weird to wear Cavill or how we can't really grow. Facial hair. I gotta be honest of interest but you look good. Bill is a brown belt. Okay. And how long is a badass? Have you have you rolled out in Texas yet or no, I have I actually I shouldn't name names but I did roll one one Dojo here and the teacher I was like beating him. So I was like, I can't roll here. What's the main Professor? But if he was, but he was like, the surrogate teacher and I was like beating him was like what the fuk I want to roll here. He's a black bulb. No, I don't think. I think it was a brown belt buckle still? I was like, it's the brown belt Stacy. He's got to be a fucking Feast. Did that happen kind of a at this High School where they had a new wrestling coach came in and the kid the senior dog. Came in and just beat the living shit out of them. With first day, I'm like, why did you wrestle this kid? Like, cuz I like knew the guy had a Restless, like twenty years. I mean, and then the kid transferred schools like should be like right away next day. He's a, what am I gonna learn from this guy? But, you know, that's hilarious. At the same time, I mean, look there's a philosophy and then there's like, you know, a guarantee Michael Jordan with poor on life, you know, his on like Phil Jackson, you know, Phil Jackson. But at the same exact was a pretty damn good basketball player so bad. But like Jeff gave Bundy was a good coach, but he was a great player. So I, you know, so there's that, I don't know if you heard a couple, what were your thoughts of the McGregor fight? Bill. Great. This is awesome. You mean, by the way, I can't see you. And I can barely even know. See you. And I can't hear you what's going on. I got here. Y'all are y'all I'm just, So anyway, the McGregor fight, yes? I mean, come on what's not to say about it was my FIT. First of all, if you could have written a script for a guide to go out like a bigger bitch, you couldn't have written one worse than what happened, about like the biggest bitch on the fucking planet and I used to like it now, I think he's a punk. Well, it came out today. He's saying that he, he knew he was injured going in. He told Dana White House that he was injured and and you know he's saying that I had stress fractures fractures in my leg, going into that cage. He says he had told he goes off injured, going to the cage. People are asking me was to leg broke at what point do the like break a stay at a white ask U of C officer Davidson the head. Doctor UFC. I had stress fractures in my leg, going to go back home. It was debated about pulling of thing out because I was far inland ocean pads and I kicked Annie few times. So, I multiple fractures in the shin bone above the ankle, all right? Couple of things problematic, with that number, If he won what he was saying that what he was, you know, he would have, said, look, I won but I also had stress, right? I mean, sometimes you do have guys that say, well, look, I broke my hand a week ago or I broke my nose. I couldn't far but I still won. McGregor is not the kind of guy do that and he would have done then. Let's see what like that. Kind of injury. You would one thing if you break your nose like I couldn't far but all I had practice. Okay. Number one, number two. Okay, so why are you kicking the guy as hard as you can in the leg? If you know you have stress fractures cuz he, he kicked him like, what? Like, 20 times as hard as he could. So what kind of strategy is that? That's a terrible strategy. If you already have stress, maybe you should avoid getting kicking, someone leg or something off. Stretch on the left leg to. That's what he's saying, right? Yeah, so so, so that. So that's number two, and number three, You didn't say anything. Leading to the fights you said you were to put in a coffin. You were going to bet you going to put them in a what I mean, you know, you were going to kill them. You do all these things. So now, why should I believe you? The next pay-per-view that you have that what you said. You're going to murder the guy. How do I know you another broken foot? A broken arm broken? Like so there's no winning here. Connor like and then also you're making Dana look bad. You're making the UFC look bad and and it's just what do you do now? You're like you're throwing everyone else. Under the bus, just take into account because his coach said he was looking great. Look, I personally think before he, he like off guard for the guillotine, it was looking great in the beginning, he was actually looking pretty good. He was actually looking really good. Why would you try to pull off when the hardest submissions to get in MMA? You guys Guillotine, Emma is. If you are an idiot in specialist, that shit is hard in Aggie. I mean yes and no love. I mean sales sudden his Shogun with it. I mean Shogun probably has been around the ground in Chelsea. Is, I mean he's a strong guy McGregor's a really strong guy and if he were to hit it, if the guy went a tab to it, obviously then I mean didn't khabib also have him know. He had to be better right now with. Um, look it didn't work, I didn't work. But if I were to work, we were to be like, wow, holyshit kind of had a new, you know, a new trick up his sleeve necessarily fault them for that long but just look, it wasn't your night. It wasn't your night shift, went wrong and I was giving him more credit for fighting with a broken leg. Before he keeps saying all this, shyt before you saying I'm going to murder your your wife and your kid and you you say kid. I don't know where I'm going to murder you and your wife and your sleep which is like I guess you can't do it when the guys awake but he he's he was going to bring his wife to. Yeah. Is it a murdering his wife in their sleep before he said that before he's blaming injury? I was like, man, this guy's pretty fucking tough fighting half around on one leg, you know, like dead. Was actually, you know, now it's making me. You're not, you're tweeting or deleting it's almost like. And then Kavanaugh has coach said, it was busy for beautifully and not boxing his head off, but I'm like so now people are saying, well, he's surrounded by yes-men. Like, the problem is, is that he has Yes, Man. And I don't know, I mean, look, Mike Saunders saying, look, McGregor is a great, great. A lot of great things. He's a great athlete. We have the better guy, we have the more skilled guy. It does seem that way right now at the same time I have like to seen a second-round a third-round. I mean Morris. I mean, people are saying that they're looking, they're using the Michael Chandler Charles Oliveira. McGregor fans are saying, look, even if you consider the first attend a room, which arguably it was, I mean two or three judges had it at any around. Oh, it was a 10-day for for you at the first round. Really wonder if you guys had a 10-8 right. Wow. So let's say that. That thought That's the case, you know, Michael Chandler had elovera, a 10-8 round two, and so what happened? So it's because you lose a ten, a round, doesn't mean you can't come back and when it happens all the time. Yeah, of course, I mean, McGregor would have been better off, just just saying nothing cuz I don't know if he can be Poirier, but he can make a very competitive fight and he has that power. Okay, so adamantly this has anyone ever come back from an injury like this to become a champion? Like a full-on broken. What was ankle broken. His shinbone. I'm people are saying anyway, ever come back from a fall on break like.
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"Whatever. I don't even know how to answer that. So young girl, so you guys. Okay, so it was like a kind of a group thing, right? Yeah, yeah, that's the problem. You know, you you go for your having orgies and you're young and it doesn't happen like all the time and I feel like twice twice like this week. So I feel like twice is not even a lot like compared to a lot of other people. I know it just seemed like that. The MMA lifestyle is a, it's hard, you guys are, you know, you're you're working out. There's all this testosterone and you know, blood pumping oxygen off. Yeah, yeah. Also like a terrible relationship when you're younger and then you now you want to like, live a little bit. But yeah. But it would be nice to see you. You want to have kids one day off. Yes, I do. That's actually why I stopped drinking and smoking weed, achay cuz I'm just like, I want a guy to like, take me seriously. And I want a guy to, like, I want to be able to, like not make stupid decisions because I'm influenced, you know what I mean? Cuz a lot of times, like, I'd be drugged, be like beer goggles, and I'm just like, wow, what did I do? You know. So just, you know, I don't want to like, I do just want to have like a clear head and like make the right decisions and like you know, and and not have that. Oh, it was because I'm drunk now. It's like, oh, bitch, cuz you're fucking stupid. You know, how long I remember hearing about you drunk back in the day, used to finger girls on red carpets and stuff like after. Oh my God, that's true. I don't think that's what Andrea told me, that didn't happen. I don't think so. Maybe I don't know. I used to drink a lot of. Yeah, so now all right back to fighting. I also read you don't watch t on any of your opponents wage is that smart. I don't know, won't like the other day. My coach. We were like I know watching a little bit but like it's like, I don't know because to me it's like.
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"God, The whole it's I was like they call and they called me the king of cringe. People got mad at you, because, you know, what I like about hiring is that you just give your opinion, you're like, fuck it. This is how I feel. And unfortunately, I was like, I hope he's not right. Cuz after the better ask her fight, you made a video saying that Jake Paul will be Tyrone. A boxing match, which at first, you're like wait I watched tire and knock out 20, Robbie Lawler and 10 people, but you're like it's different. This guys are training three years, just boxing. Now, you don't need the tire rim in four months. Could catch up and then surpass Jake Paul because he hits harder is better athlete. Yada yada. No, no, the reason why is because if it was a little Globe I give them a chance if it was a maglev. Okay. Tara and tire wood tile would probably knock him out, but because of the size of the glove changes dead, It's different and a lot of what Tyrone Williams and I would, I would literally bet money do. I would literally put a fifty G's done. That Jake Paul would actually be damned legitimately. And I'm not hating on Thursday. I'm just stating facts and whether people want to hate me or love me but the dog is on top. What I'm saying? With somebody dedicates through the crap, for the last three years. And they just do box and down there, around a world-class athletes that are there to teach them the proper way to do things. Adam that that's that's different than the biggest thing though. Is the size of the glove box, you have the following options. Weather reporter. Yeah, vs. Jake Paul boxing match. You know. No, Kobe is a bigger guy called me would be. The the thing is, is what I'm saying is Cara, will he doesn't know enough combinations to really beat somebody in boxing. In other words, he focuses on that big right hand with the little glove. Okay, can knock somebody out. But with with an eight out with the bath house Club, people can take that stuff and it's different man, you're not gonna be able to Grapple him..
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"Off? So then it just, it takes you. Like, first of all, like what people at Tyson graduate will actually promote. It's it's, you know, it's a medicine to us and not. Not everybody is capable of doing the tone, you have to be ready, man, because the tone it's a psychedelic that has gone people off of math off drug. Just the only thing that's, it's like the last resort was somebody really dying that it's going to give you a life and death experience. What is it the the what's the chemical that you have before you die if we do what it's called, Anyhow, it it produces, it helps. It produces that chemical, that, that gives you when you're first born in right before you die. By like, like, you go through this process. So it's not like a movie, you had. It's like, it's, it's like a movie flashes before your eyes. And, and a lot of things are revealed to you that you probably need to reconcile with God. Be compassionate with, or to, just even just let go. Do you forgive your dad? No, no, no. I was thinking my dad was going to pop up but uh, it would happen is like a trophy, is the battles all that shit? Like, it just, it allowed me to understand that none of that should matter suits. Like, you know what, that song Better should be two of you only, you know, always sleep with my belts fucking six nights out of the week. Yeah, come on and but what it does, it just it reveals what truly matters in life. Do you know, family and friends No, it's small depends. It depends. Everybody's different man. Like to me the experience that I had was my first love which with my mom did and like wage because from one of seven kids that but but but I was a youngest at one point. Too about I was about eight years old and you know, the baby would not. And I remember about my little, my little sister be born and then revealed all this stuff to me. And man, I always wanted to be the first I was, I was going to be number one, I was going to have my mom's, you know, I was going to be number one on one, but that was the case. We have seven kids in the lower ones born. And he's six feet of the other was born. He was like, you know what I mean, you're eight years old and a guy here, he got hairs on your ass act like you know, So, you know, and then leaving home at a very young age and then my mom working quite a bit and things like that, you know? I just put a lot of things into perspective, man, on how, how much I had to like wage could still make things up with my mother, you know, and, you know, being compassionate to a lot of things that she's done and you know and that's that's the stuff that was revealed to me wage and it was beautiful man..
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"Is it is crazy just bizarre he looks exactly like my tests Mexican is just as you know he's dark-complected to anyhow you know with with Mike Mike is like what we all think that he is he's like he's like he's like six, six people and one you know sometimes you don't know. You know if you're going to get the killer you know the philanthropist the you know the fifteen-year-old. The the you know the guys just laughing to do that high, right? It's it's probably a lot more deep, you know, any Mike I remember Jeremy Piven, telling me he did a potty What caused the podcast name is microdosing. The whole time. He was just taking these mushrooms and just putting on his mouth like, yeah. It was like Big League Chew or something and he was going to show me, show me, show me, show me, show me, show me, show me, like, you're not your macro do sit, this is not my like, is that what's going on when you're with them? Oh my God. I remember, I remember, we had done a lot of things with with, with my foot. I remember like first time that we actually kind of hung out if we he winded up doing shrooms. I'm just like, you know, I was like, I was like, it's crazy. I started kind of like taking the shrooms and it was they weren't they didn't do something like. But I feel like there are chips to like learn like like there were trips to do. I tell you what? I was spinning bro. Like spinny for the amount of money if I can establish a few, I felt like everything and everything around. Everything around me was like mounting. Like it was it was too many Edibles a weed. I start to think I'm never going to come back to normal wage. Like, I get a, get a little tired of, like fuck. What if I'm the rest of my life? I can't come out of this. Does that happen with your dad with you at all?.
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"Wage. Just kick that front leg because he's a guy that is unexperienced with that versity. Nobody, anybody that fights him doesn't kick back girls. She's because it's been proven to. He cannot take Lake kids and he leaves extremely forward with that leg. So the kid is grown now but he hasn't gone through adversity met and I would, I would I hope that he that he was I I hope one of these guys could actually literally give me out of retirement, maybe it's him. Maybe I didn't, he would talk about Monday. I want to take, what attacked many ways? I'm still, I'm still trying to come out of that question, their email, so trying to know, know that that should be respected Us in between me and him, you know, because you know, of course, he knows what I wanted me to. I made a public, he knows what it's he knows that he's a, he's a fan of my two. He knows what I've done. Like he respects me that I respect him, but I think if, you know, if he if we ever do come to conclusion, he knows a number already and You know, well I mean there's no reason why you shouldn't be the highest-paid, if not one of the highest paid guys, you know, because you're coming off, what like you've lost a 2017 and you're a two-division shape know 2016, 2016? Five years, Division champion, I mean, why would they not? You know, come on down that. I forget that. I'm uncircumcised to, I wish I didn't know that now Dominick Dominick Cruz and give a covered wagon. Dominick Cruz guys, had a beef. He said, he bullied you back at a day or he dismissed, you do, you guys make up after the fight? Oh, not dirty trick, man. Are you kidding me, dude. He's still, he's still smelling. Alcohol and cigarettes. Do you know what I'm saying? He's still waking up for that nap, again, did I put that in the sleep on? It was stopped a little off. Although he was rocked he was hurt. You could argue, I thought it was like one of those sausages that I was like, not the worst I've ever seen. Not the best. But remember, with this is what happens to Adams, he took thirteen unanswered shots. And what happens sometimes is we hit somebody so hard. You tend to wake him up. So when you see stars to go limp, that's when people that's when Keith Peterson stepped in. Yeah, stopped the fight. And by the way, you know, after I beat him actually freaking me and keep Peterson, you know, we freaking hammered a six pack of wild Thoughts by a guy by the way. Dominick Cruz, that's not an easy guy to even hurt. He never gets rocked in his fights so it shows you how hard, I think..
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