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ACS (Part 2): AJ Benza

The Adam Carolla Show

47:56 min | 7 months ago

ACS (Part 2): AJ Benza

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Corolla is unprepared live all winter long it for bad with no material go ahead. The mm-hmm Adam Karol is unprepared at the theater. In Milwaukee on January twenty fourth and in Chicago go at Park West on January twenty fifth. Get prepared for Adam Corollas unprepared by getting your tickets at Adam. Corolla Dot com well. Aj Benza hanging out. Cracking wise news coming up always good with age as well. I'm going to beat the Milwaukee Paths Theater hitter. That'll be the twenty four th on Friday. We'll do stand up there and unprepared and then Chicago Park West. which is GONNA sell outs? He got to get going on that. That'll that'll be on Saturday and as well. And then we're going to Cleveland and Indianapolis doing stand up all over the place and if you'd like to check check out but he is finally ready to be seen on chassis DOT COM C. H. A. S. S. Y.. Dot Com Willy Tease actually in town doing a student at doing a publicity for uppity. So we'll keep you guys posted on that A J Benza. in-studio famous a bitch. Aj breaks down the scandals. And tragedies of Hollywood subscribe on Apple podcasts as well mccollum fame find out radar online. Dot Com Can I say this real quick speaking. Aj Benz I know is a good time. I was going through all the drops every year at the end of the year last year. Looking for best drop drop of the year I guess Paul Blah and here's a great the awards are there's too much good stuff to pack in some stuff just like it has no place in here. There's not enough time or whatever and I can awesome drop. It wouldn't have made the drop. His not a proper drop persist a great moment. I every once in a while I'll come across a dropper moment life out loud not stop thirty seconds. I'm like remembering. So here's a moment from Aj last year. That didn't make the ace awards but was one of my personal favorites clips. Aj curious if you have anything on Tori spelling because factor. Yeah Little Bashful Day should have been more open to speaking of droughts. Can I let you guys here. Someone's twenty five seconds. This is my nephews flatulence and he sent me this on the phone. You take this and he sent it. I want somebody to be out during the Guinness Book of Records. Listen that is on. The show has reached a new low time. This time to fight. It's real. He's my nephew is listening to all this. He thirty nine it trying to go back to back and gusty usually that usually he says and seen at the end but it was too emotional ocean. Emotional gastroenterology racing. I've ever I've never ever. That is what but I used to call nerve dance after a long day. The longest part you'll ever lat long. Here's the longest fart you'll ever this is. This is the scenario or the longest far. You'll ever let it. is you go out on first date. You pickup pickup Gal at eight. PM You go to Thai Food Restaurant. Dirk Cuban food or Mexican food right into the restaurant Iran right you then have that hour and a half to our meal you go to movie theater to catch ten ten ten thirty showing then then watched two hour movie. You then end up back like at her place on her sofa for like an extended make out scene. Yeah Yeah not you gotTa Boehner you got a belly full of food. You're not GonNa do the outside of the grab and some rubbing a and some harm pain and at some point when you now it's about two. am You decide a look. I we're not going to have sex. Take my belly's fall and you do that. Move Because you gentlemen or you go. I you know it's the end of the night a get up and you walk back to your car. You're now you have not farted out and six six six hours yeah also you have the adrenaline owner her and patient. And whatever and you get into your car and you shut the door. Her started. Walk back up the path you let a afar go that is essentially. It's the human centipede of data. It is twenty six parts that have turned into one long far train trained. They're all like wait. I got like a train station. Let's join forces you ever. I've been here since one that you ever want to destroy a man's world you make out on your your make out on the Sofa. You walk them out the car he gets a car. He shuts the door. You start walking. Stop turn around and head back. But he'll be looking to go branch broken they'll put his head out of his Co.. Getting out of the car I took let we get out spin around real quick. Listen they'll call it gets worse. Took downtown Julie Brown on a date with nine hundred ninety one. I was crazy about it. We had a great night. The whole thing dinner Flamingo East. Remember took place on fifty Getting back into the car to go someplace else and I dropped her off and of course she comes back and I may believe that to go. Check the trunk McClellan. Something's banging trump as she sits back in my car. I looked out of foreign had for so long. I felt like she's fancy. Hear that Shit Shit myself a little bit listen. I had black Gucci Pants on cost a fortune. I WanNa tell take my stomach kill me. I don't WanNa do this tonight. Your girl it's like rushing the big fag and then she went home and I went back to clean out my pants on. I'd say please just not not not this way Jen. I'm not that kind of guy. Can you guys agree with this. We're very deep progressive or all woke. We understand the have now and they're gonNa make it mandatory in many California restaurants and and public places lactation centers nursing. You're going to have a little photo map for the for the curtain. All right can we have a farting center. We have the place where we just excuse ourselves. We don't WanNa do it at the table. We don't want to go destroy the math Rome. Where's dad this is happening? This is a health crisis I need to go in here and just just get empty that tank humpback and enjoy my meal because you go on that date but you're sitting in the car with the person you're sitting at the table with the person she just sitting in a quiet movie theater with the person. Can't you're back in the car now. You're on there so fun. You're candlelight. Now there's no place too far no so you can have an hour's a nerve gas Thai food that car that isn't longest tomorrow a man will ever let absolutely that. Is the at the airport. You go in there. It's very dynamic too. Far travels to vantage just like they have the terrarium. I mean the air comes up from the bottom up top. Yeah displays or I love the smoking terrarium at LAX. Glass is look at all the losers act. You know my only the only thing I want with the smoking terrarium is some kind of zookeeper in Khakis and desert boots with a piss. Ellett like walk around Kane Tavern emptying ashtrays pointing at Ashby de that Ashtray astray goals smoker. Like when you when you go to the La Zoo and if sometimes when you go to the Reptile pavilion you'll see the person they're they're feeding the smokers you know. Everyone's got their face against the glass. Here's some crickets. Don't glass foyer. Foia scares them. That some of these guys smoke at unfiltered. Be careful if we just had a farting just guarding Kurt. Move when people you know. Somebody's in there. Would it be almost like a glory hole where you just kind of back into it real. Yeah like you sit down on a urinal yeah no not a urine on you. Sit and that's your back into a hole in the wall. Yes England near the four guys around the Post and go pee. Yeah Yeah. Let's talk in their post. I I WANNA hear your nephew thirty nine twenty six and I'll tell you what. How old is he? He's thirty nine. He's just had a baby the baby on the way he said. I'm going to call child. Protective Services is this is a twenty six twenty six center yesterday. Sent me this one. He wants me to compete. I said I don't go more enforce I I gotta you know you know you know it's going to be a worthy adversary form Kennel. Kimmel's good dear. Well we just good knicks Antara Knicks enter records labels them. Let's go racehorse. Let's get words with this sound unlike chainsaw. Yeah he did he did. He does what in gone in sixty seconds ticket of name stole the car we all. Don't you names well. He's a he's a number two. What would you call? This is part of this came in yesterday. Three thirty Pacific Time. Here we go. I have a gas has pointed to stroke. It's at the end. Is Everything all right. Max Learns you find me video of a Yamaha r d four hundred revving okay. It's a two-stroke great game. It sounds like this game dirt bikes on a hill like someplace outside Vegas. Rd four four hundred probably be like a one thousand nine hundred seventy eight nineteen seventy nine but just just a video of a two stroke rd for hundred Yamaha ah-ha and the guy throwing a wrench. I think we made just call this one. Our four hundred. Oh Wow all right police on the line Max. Raise your hand when when you have. It would've known that let's see Paul Forty Four Kentucky. Yes hey guys. Taking my call guys had a good time in Tokyo. Couple months of Gallison. Yeah thanks Sam couldn't hang together But worked out real quick when Moore was under the day talking about Goodfellas Priscilla's and there's some really cool that happened that day When she shoots only his hand hits the glass and he puts his hand so of course eighty and Deniro? Niro listen to the ER and it's usually up to the front desk. They're trying to explain his hand with the nurse freaks out because he still has a squibb's on he has like seven bullet holes seven times. UH-HUH I did not know that really. Yeah that's great. He's told her story H.. Look at cameo ransom all school. Thank you way back. Yeah he's Going no thank you. I don't know if I'm so So Adam so your first movies. The Hammer was about you covered boxing carpentry. And then move hard you cover stand up and carpentry and I was thinking even thinking about your third and kind of have have a pitch here. You're thinking about your third documentary your first narrative feature film you know in my in my pursuit of a variety in my in my life. The as I get older I'm trying to write a spoke to a doctor. Be a stand up. I WanNa do all different things I do sit down with Chris Morgan of fast and furious fame and and hobbs versus Shaw and like. Let's do a big blockbuster action he kind of whatever and we've been kind of going back and forth on on a couple ideas he is a long shot and it's years in the making but for guys made a couple independent films Rom coms and more than a couple documentaries this this would-be way. This would be a whole new animal and I'm in now in the mindset of doing whole new animals so crew something big In that in that Genre Paul you have a pitch playing an actress last racecar driver. Curricular I did the notion of being in front of the camera right now. This doesn't sound alluring or or or practical goal at this point but Writing something creating something directing something but thanks ball we have. We have the sound of an Ardy for Yamaha revving. So let's see if we can they do that so yeah let's see if we can bring it down a little. Let's see if we could match up the page as far are so we're talking more more dungeon door this burns into the argue new. I mean no argument marriage. I tell them I'm designating has ignatz. Four hundred people are really going to know. That mean sounds like some sort of code for what that far too like some sort of radioactive materialised transport. Artie Artie Artie. Four hundred all right. Let C. J. O.. Oh rich banks. We have a rich homeless person song. I'm trying to think I'm time I KINDA WANNA do the news with the age. Aj's because a lot of great on that all right. I'll tell you what I mean. Max will will will get RJ RJ to send you over the I'm sorry. Aj to send a RJ BELL AJ to send you over the Tape of that. We'll see we could mash up the RD eight. Yeah Yeah J. and and we'll see if we can clean job at that I because it's important. Yeah we're doing I Let me hit Ziprecruiter pruder our. It's the New Year perfect opportunity. Take Your Business to the next level by hiring the right people finding qualified candidates can be challenging things ziprecruiter dot com slash. Adam makes it easy. ziprecruiter sends et your job to over one hundred of the Web's leading job boards plots ziprecruiter recruiter scans thousands of resumes to find the people with the right experience and invites them to apply to your job. 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Tensions between the candidates were brought up during the debate with each of them asked about reports saying that Sanders told Warren Oren in a December twenty eight eighteen conversation that a woman couldn't become President Sanders. Denied saying it. It sounds like they were talking about this on the radio but it was basically then being in cahoots being like well. It's got to be one of us. And then pitching their case at the end of the debate warned Snub Sanders handshake. And then they had this little brief discussion before for Tom. awkwardly interrupts at the end of this Max Pat a look for the person at the debate. Who asked the question? Because it's great phraseology. Where they shea ask Bernie? Did you ever do this. And then he went no and then they said Elizabeth Warren when in Bernie did this. How did you feel heard me clearly very well off couple things? They're trying to get rid of burning. Yeah they're trying to get rid of Bharti just like they tried to get rid of burning four and I got a million things. I I think Scott Dan I when you go out to it dinner with somebody and you have a conversation. I'm sorry that's not meant for pauline some chin. You went to dinner with someone you had a conversation not allowed to fucking drop dimes on UNDEB. You're just not this whole thing. We're living in this world was like oh he was being recorded or they were talking at dinner the mic then have private things that are happening. It's not like the Sony e mail hack. You're not allowed to do that list. And by the way Elizabeth Warren has been caught lying then times behind sucking different things Lila was pregnant. told the hit. You hit the bricks as I was pregnant and alive private schooled line. All the lies all the time. And now she's lying about the Lee sexist guy on the planet but they're having a meal. Yeah maybe they said what do you think. Do you think of people have those meetings would have them all time like they would say twenty years ago. You think a black man can be president. I don't know if we're ready for the country doesn't mean they hate black people. They're asking their opinions. The country do do you think. ADS could be an. Do you think an atheist could be the president. I'm an atheist I'd write go now. I don't think this country is whatever it doesn't mean I hate atheists like do. Do you think the country's ready for people to judge a man to live to sleep in the White House. I don't think so but I love fakes. His long as paints top. I'm okay I'm okay all right so this is this is what actually was said when they're quote unquote shocking hands after you taught me a liar on national TV. Thank you called me a liar on national. Let's let's do it right now. One of the discussion. We'll have that discussion. You call meal you you told me I just WANNA say hybrid good up the fucking always doing now. I lagasse clueless. The point is this. She has this meal with them twenty years ago and then now just drops this bomb. Because she's falling in the ratings it'd be caught lying all the Louis fucking through this making yourself a victim all the way through. She's making a victim. So now she drops this thing that makes Bernie look like an asshole and now she's like you're calling me a liar now. It's not calling when you Aligarh. Somebody said did you say this and you said No. It's not it's not consumption. But that's not calling you a liar. That's answering Alecia. And trump's president the debates turn when trump set to hillary. You know you'd be in jail that whole thing if he would if we would have picked up him saying I you've been doing a great job of being a liar on TV. He he's as he was skyrocketed. She knows what she's doing she's been like. Oh you're both senators that could have very easily hash this out in the Senate right. Speaking of that I thought about Mike Murphy said the other day which was interesting that you know between Elizabeth Warren and Bernie. They're going to be out of commission for a while because they have some impeachment Schmidt hearing so they're not going to be stumping around the country like everybody else is going to have that extra time in that cleared playing field so also footage of Barney from thirty thirty years ago saying a woman could be president. Sure I I mean yeah but I'll see here's my if they went out to private meal and he said that to her her she's not allowed to share that the public twenty years later when she wants to get elected and become a victim again and she is shocking horror and he'd never would've said if she was running for President Twenty years ago. He said that he was just talking about you. Know I get it yeah she. She looks like the bitchy teacher. Who gives you a fucking G? The way she approached him was like the bitchy teach. She's she's just she's zero. Tide turns atoms. Whoever I like her skin but she wash face? Wash your the eight zero. It's anyone who tries to be the victim over and over again. Drives me fucking nuts. And that's what she does. Who Wins over ninety verse? Warn Presidential Race uh-huh job man. Oh he knows your question. Mecca Patta I WANNA be. We're here you're saying that you never told Senator Warren that a woman could not win the election. Boy Senator Warren. What did you think when Senator Sandra Sandra told you woman all my God? I never even look at the wording is not looking you. Were expected to to sanders being a candidate. They don't want him they don't they don't think he's GonNa win too radical you could hers Socialists. Run for president like that. CNN is going after Sanders now. Because they don't want him this by the way it's like CNN broke this story. It didn't break a story. Warrants camp said. He didn't break anything you should and by the way. Did you hear that phraseology. Like all he did he didn't call or liar. I didn't say that I know it's so bad it's bad it's sanders may get a job a second time. He will. He's he's too old. He acts too old and he's too radical and no no but he's going to get a job I think he's GonNa get job by his own party. Fire yes I pinky can beat trump or whomever the biden. month ago. All right so I'm sorry. Happy Phillips was CNN moderator. But why would would you ask why would you. A different answer was poor. It was clearly written ahead of time. Those those are set question was written ahead of time but also written to make her writings wrong just assumed he was going to try to explain himself as opposed to saying no bright and by the way. That's not calling you a liar. That's just saying saying here's what took place that's me. It's dirty pool horrible. I don't know if you saw this little video. I'll show it to New Orleans. Police were granted an arrest warrant. I Beckham Junior over accusations of simple battery after he slapped the butt of an officer following the Lsu's national championship victory over Clemson. So the sound. Good Game Yeah. Oh Yeah bleacher. Report says that police sought charges after the video surfaced of the incident in video. This Beckham. Junior here's a got he's got he was handing out money. MONEY CIGARS HOUSTON. LSU Locker Room. Oh I'm sorry I never I never hear the junior partner Odell tailback. I thought he was a kid on. LSU Odell Beckham was in the locker room celebration here right after. He slaps the COP A he saying. Get the Gat over and over again kind of taunting him. You see him in the back there so watch the guy in the back behind the COP smack. Yeah the fuck you idiot. Tease him Antonio Brown. The officer appeared to speak to back. And we don't know what he said. News outlets let's say police originally wanted a misdemeanor sexual battery charge. That was declined. Simple battery is misdemeanor. That carries up to six months in jail. Find a thousand dollars now. Well this whole member of the bridge incident with the slapping on the ASS. We're getting real serious about everyone's personal space faced by telling you this let me make a plea to my black brethren whether it's dumping water or slapping the ass of key has away even the cops. They're the guys with the guns. I don't do that yes. Things can happen all day for for black football hero Beckham and Antonio Brown shouting from his porch to the COPS punk ASS punk. What an asshole? I mean what. We'll look music video whole lot of money the the Again if that was on. SNL right perfect yes. Try to keep your hands away from cops cops on the other hand slap on the ASS. I feel football players. Get a cultural pass. They spend their whole lives lapping. All they celebrate out. They're so dwayne Johnson's father. Wwe Hall of Famer. Rocky Soul Man Johnson died on Wednesday he was seventy five five because of death. Not immediately released. Do you remember him. Brian Hughes before my time you might remember this often because the WWe WF. It doesn't have the great race relations history in there. Well I get into that briefly. A statement from the WWE released saying quote the physically imposing in wildly charismatic Johnson had several memorable rivalries. Like Greg the Hammer. Valentine and Adrian Donnas. He found his greatest success. When he teamed up with Tony Atlas List as the soul patrol? The two men became the first African American World Tag team champion and WWe history when they defeated the wild Samoans December tenth. Nineteen eighty-three rocky did help his son train to become a wwe star. He retired in ninety. One and I did a little research on him just because because I was curious and a couple of families don't show yeah shock from the first family. I believe the wife was what mum what's Princeton Jehovah's Witness and had. I think I don't know two or three kids and then met the rocks. Mom who her father was on the wwe circuit Kinda got together. And the I. I don't think they he knew about each other. Because the and had a little dwayne the first wife said we have to break up if you don't quit wrestling because our religion doesn't recognize. You know the Blood Ed Sport and he said no problem because he had another thing going. WHO's a very interesting story That wikipedia tells the rock grow up with him. As is Dan. Do Okay the second. The second equipped for her he retired. No he he went. He said no problem and went to the other woman who is the rocks mother and yes the rocks. Okay good well. That's good according to media. And he retired in ninety one. Want no recollection of on. Did you look at it. A little little tiny so man got a lot of girls man. Looks like any black tough guy from detective show in the Seventies. Yeah Yeah and the Rock. Yeah what we're talking about the Rock and work and genetics and all that kind of stuff but I think we got the idea that where the generics are coming from. Well yeah whatever. Works is nice to have a dad with that kind of base exactly. Yeah Pictures Jim Karol showed off. It's not nothing quite a contract expiring Aj Not sure if you have any news on this but we'll see prosecutors. Want to lock up Lindsey Lowe Hands Mother for six months for her. Dwi W I hit and run accident. Dina Lohan appeared Wednesday in a Long Island court where she pled not guilty according to page six assistant. Da Alexandra Wolf said she was seeking a sentence of six months jail. Five years probation. The judge adjourned the case until February. Twenty seventh so here's what happened. Police say she was leaving a parking lot when her Mercedes hit Honda on Saturday night. The driver of the Honda followed her. All the way home tipped off the police. The police showed up to arrester. Police say say a low hand was founded her car with the engine running when she tried to get out slurred speech and prefers face plant. Here's the inside story really. It's not so much that she got a little fender bender that she got drunk at outback steakhouse she wasn't outback. Is I felt for Lindsay. She getting if she got she got pulled over over like kind of I think seven thirty eight o'clock that means you started getting a drink on at five thirty six at outback. That's a different kind of drunk. That's a that's a double vodka cherry. We seven trunk. You know what I mean like what are you doing here you really wanna blooming onion that bed. That's one of my rich man. Poor man's is never eaten at an outback. Steakhouse poor outback was too expensive now. I'm rich and I'm not going out back. I I go there. He GonNa Chop House. I literally financially miss the outback steakhouse. It's like Vietnam War or at my age like Yes yes. Poor people are poor and rich people are too rich for that middle that's a that's a Dina Lohan spot right. There she might do you know. That's a felony. That's a second. Dui so that's a felony. I believe so she might see a little. Maybe knows the weird two weeks. Thirty days really could be well well and as I understand it a DWI worse than a Dui driving while intoxicated boom the end not good. Yeah I was thinking about mad mothers against drunk doc. Driving drunk and I was thinking about clad as well and I realize ironically glad is even more angry than why is he got a little bit of a sense of humor. You guys are Ripley. All the way to a group called man. WHO's not as angry glass? Anyway I don't think about that. That's great I'm more for said. Wow Clarita fucking kill you. They'll come after you claim. Yeah mad they don't like drunk driving not nearly as angry as Latte. Yeah yeah all right. That's good I will go to the next meeting and go. Hey glad you understand. There's a group called man and they're not nearly business spree it down with Roy down right okay. Well a lot of folks WanNa know how Adele achieved her dramatic weight loss and her former trainer said it isn't the gym. She wasn't really into into the gym and the exercising. She just Eight less Come dinnertime so Camilla known to self help self help fans as the Brazilian body audie wizard. She shared details on the British talk. Show lorraine she the L. A. based trainer says quote. I don't believe she liked exercise much and she changed her lifestyle. I believe that ninety ninety percent was dieting so she followed this thing called the cert food diet green juice and a thousand calories a day which according to you know what you should eat. Women I mentioned have about two thousand calories I don't know I'm trying to. I was looking at pictures of her. And I'm I'm I don't know I I mean I like the I like the plumper Dow. Really well she's pretty but I don't know what it is. Here's what it is and you see Adele when she's heavy she's got the beautiful face and you go look at. This is looking looking at beautiful beautiful but if she just lost a we heard Ashby stunning and then she loses the weight. And you go. She's okay. Oh that's a good point. I liked the potential of the fat down. I have this fantasy about when she lost weight. What extending creatures should be like every hundred forty? Try like you're not looking at going on my Gosh fucking hot now. She's still not. It's the potential. Doesn't pretty face. Yeah Yeah I get it. Yeah it was the student where the teacher goes. You're smart you have so much potential for you just study. And then they studying in the way you're talking about her. She made end up on the list of people most discussed to sleep with the years young ladies but you gotta get your hustle on you. GotTa you gotTa work at. It can't just just take a nap. And if on that list on fly yourself right well ah cutlery. Company in England has designed a new line of kitchen knives with square tips for a reason. It's an effort to reduce the rising knife crime that has plagued leg the UK according to the New York Post last October. The BBC reported new figures showing a seven percent rise in knife crime. which is a record? High Meanwhile the company. That's selling skip. Knives says in a statement quote with knife related crime incidents at a record high and a reported two hundred eighty five fatalities in the last year you're the UK government has taken the decision to reclassify kitchen knives as a weapon leading some retailers to remove single knives from sales in stores so this is basically a way just to stay competitive. They're not keeping knives in stores steak knives. Well there's a lot of to hack. They're having they they don't have guns. I mean people don't have access to a gun so folks that are wanting to do the murder in the mayhem and the murdering and the terrorist activity as well so as you know the end up with a lot of knives and a lot of a lot of stabbings so wait so they just so the nine square kidney companies sort of okay don't else that's leading the way because net knives. Apparently they're they're taken off the shelves. What about all the guys who make their living throwing knives gonNA affect them they don't WanNa the traveling carnival show guys are GonNa be with sitting in the unemployment line but the typewriter repair number? One company should keep going like today. We made a new line of shoes where you can run with scissors with safety scissors. Shoot it's okay to run with scissors. But only if you are a line of shoes yeah yeah bishop payroll really working on those things we can come up with throwing darts stars just fidget spinners. Yes throwing stars that are like all right. Let's do Walmart all right. Well we got the part mash up now this is AJ J.'s. My nephew joey this is. Aj versus are yeah. No it's not me. I know like the lead in the JJ JJ RDA. Okay let's see if you can pick out which is which. Oh Wow UH Man One bite needs a tune-up clearing throwing bark and flowers lot. I couldn't couldn't tell ten or to help maybe or greatest super creative contribution to the society and I was thinking. Should I bring this up or not. I know Jesus Christ what a great home for that far to this show. Not even my show which is something that's done but it's it's a little bit more people in the show the mind Saudi Arabia. I predict the rap community. Scott sample that heavily talk about. Let's talk about you. GotTa get ten percent. I broke it here. You kinda do sampled more than Kashmir all right. We got a business. He's GonNa keep trust me. He's fine. Well I'll tell you if if he could send them in if you could it's done and then we've been having a contest. I haven't shitting yet. He's the rocky Johnson. Already like this at home I will find the device that most mimics your nephews harding. And I think we're gonNA come across some chainsaws soon. Yeah even like those gas powered planes. They flew around. Yeah yeah ox motor. You're right about that dungeon door though could be a bit Frankenstein. Oh Oh four nine four nine. That was all around my school yard and we didn't get US kid costs money and brought. I do frisbee stealing shrugs Volvo money. Yeah right down Cox. Oh four nine engine. I think Yeah I think that CO X. Oh four nine engine. Was the PUCK chainsaw company s still that steals. It looks like still but it's a smaller model. Perhaps on some of those folks do deep dive and he may He may ask you. Yeah what do you want to hear. Well I'll tell you what because I'm a purist I don't want you to plant ideas. Do your do your darndest. Yeah we're the cocktail for nine. 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Part 2: AJ Benza Talks Corey Feldman, Kevin Spacey, and Coronavirus (ACS Mar 13)

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Part 2: AJ Benza Talks Corey Feldman, Kevin Spacey, and Coronavirus (ACS Mar 13)

"Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show on podcast one. Aj Benza hangs out and we talk some Corey. Feldman has a lot of INFO on Corey Feldman. And of course we do the news as well. So that's all coming in a minute first stamps dot com. Anything you can do at the post office you can do it. Stamps DOT COM. Save money and time I used stamps dot com over here. We've used it over here for ten years plus merch books paperwork. Whatever we send. I just signed some posters. The other shop we send it out. Stamps DOT com five cents off every first class stamp and up to forty percent off of shipping rates. So use your computer fine print. Us postage any letter or package. Twenty four seven seven hundred small businesses use stamps dot com. We'RE ONE OF THEM. Special offer you get a four week. Trial Plus Free Postage and the digital scale. The digital scale goes up to eighty pounds no long term commitment just go to stamp dot com. Click on the microphone. Top of the homepage type in Adam get started no commitment that STAMPS DOT COM ENTER. Adam at Stamps Dot Com George presents definitely not on the show Mound Ville Alabama morning. Four year old man was charged with domestic violence. After pooling and on his brother would made you disagree about this cheese. Okay Chapman me not. Aj Ben says still in studio with us so we brought this Corey Feldman thing A couple of days ago but we never really had had answers like you have a story back to town Jay Don. I'm sorry. Yeah what do you know? What's your along the corner? Few days ago he's just P.T. Barnum huckster guy. My thing about Corey fell. I knew that the names he was gonNA put out on this documentary. I challenged them. Like tell me you're gonNA send out some names that we've never heard before there's going to be named Jeff every name except for Bob Sagging. This is coming out of nowhere Bob. Sagas named he name's Marty Weiss who's a convicted pedophile dominant. Prussia who's dead we know? Molested Corey Haim. According to Corey Haim and his mom John Grisham. Point is the only trouble author. Or don't know Jon Grissom and then a WW Pelican brief. Charlie Sheen is a big one. That's been out there for a while that he raped corey between two trails in the set of Lucas with CRISCO oil. You've been on movie sets. You've seen Chris. Long around the craft service table on. No maybe that's Kashin's stolen again. I go another direction. We would have found Sheen had made off with. So I'm taking your argument turned back with the vegetable. Oh yeah she's been out there. That names been out there. The only thing that hasn't as Bob Sagging. I think he was going for a while. You know the the Olsen twins on full house. That's bullshit. The twins say nothing but great things about him and Blah Blah Blah. But when I talked to Corey I said how many tickets have you solved. And he's only four thousand. I said you put a lot of money. How many do you have to sell to make money a break? Even he goes over one hundred thousand so he got knowing year. He didn't put out any names. We haven't heard release the documentary to make money like he was charged. January twenty bucks right and you saw it online and it crashed. Yeah he saw four thousand tickets twenty bucks or eighty grand and then of course it crashed the first night and we're all waiting to look at it like idiots and then he said hackers got an insult. Bullshit nobody did. He wanted to get one more night of press woman not have any again that he is P.T. Barnum thing about Corey Feldman to know where he'd be. Brian Williams said that was enough to give every every four thousand amazing. All right so it's feldman I know he just he. He won't let go Corey Haim. He's never he just can't talk about himself. Corey NAMES DEAD. Been ten years. He puts out the documentary on the ten year anniversary of death. Which is Shitty? His mother is always argument. Feldman my my son told me he was abused. Wasn't Charlie was Dominic Brosse. Who was a friend of Feldman's but my point has always been wherever feldman right now. If Corey Hain hadn't died I think he'd be the one on drugs and hang would be working well and think of the name of the dock wasn't at the rape of two hundred cores. Your is your friend is dead. You can't it's my. He told me he really wanted to do this. He said before I die. You tell the story bullshit it got nothing going from the fucking angels and the Group. They don't anymore all the girls soon because he didn't pay them wages and it's just a forest. It's all a lie. It's okay okay just all roads lead to narcissism. It's just always thinks himself and he has no career. He has to do things that put him in the put them in front of people publicity. He can't get a job he can't get a show well. It strikes me that in today's new order where in the past shame and decorum and things like that like prevented you from telling tales out of school and things like that when it comes to celebrity. Now there is no and there's just different stratus you co to go from being an actual celebrity to the point where you're doing reality stuff to the point where you're now willing to talk about anybody. Yeah you brushed elbows with when you were famous. Whose names we do. No right to the point where you'll do it with a tell book or Horn or whatever it is. You never really have to get a civilian job anymore in the past. Yeah when you're when you'RE SITCOM GOT cancelled. Yeah you're not a celebrity. Get a job you you couldn't then write a tell all book about everyone else on getting zapped right so now there is no endpoint it it morphs and you get a little lower every time but you can. You can see dealer the job. They always they also want to tread water and stay in the public line of sight. Because you can't disappear from instagram and facebook and twitter those in three new platforms. We didn't have twenty years ago where people don't have to know where I am now. If you're if you're page goes dark they write a story on it. Does you know and then also makes you kinda wonder like how many of these people possessed actual talent versus a look of timing and mom that the super pushy kid. Dr Coach's kid super talented they were. They were legitimate stars him and cory what? I'm saying we don't hear bill. Then they go through an awkward stage and not being cast because she cute anymore and you know look. How much money can you be still getting from goonies? Gremlins at this point. What's residuals twelve nifty? I mean how. How many years later this? What were the two corey was there to to Corey? Kluber dream lightens. The Dry. Four three doesn't at least four. It look could kill one of them. Maybe I only remember those one of them was I was looking. I wasn't watching Damu at that point. He now is going to make us all feel old. He's forty something. Where do you use the voice of Fox and the Hound dog that it that Disney animated movie nine hundred eighty? He's been around you big movie. Yeah I know look. Don't sleep on the BURBS now. Oh that's right yeah. It's just a sad thing I like. I said Corey Haim was the better actor and if you watch that reality show. They had the two coreys. You could tell how much corey feldman was pushing it and wanted to be a drama and Hayme was just gotten off drugs and he was more sound about things and didn't want to deal with them and then he dies. If he would have lived. Thelma would be the laughing stock. He wouldn't be doing all this stuff and I think hey would be working and be respected. There's gotTa be a lot of folks in Hollywood males in Hollywood males of a certain age and are looking over their shoulder lot nowadays with all the stuff I mean it's time it's gotta be tons pretty prevalent in these guys minds because first off. There's no expert X. expiration date stuff in high schools on the tape. And then you've got in Hollywood and God knows what you did in that grotto for for all those years Kevin Spacey. Where's he asked God? I don't see him he autos there's been a couple of deaths from people who were suing him charges. He was up against facing charges for molesting that kid in the bar. Who was mother was in the Bob? The mother was a news woman. I forget her name that disappeared. She died another guy died. He's been so lucky now. He's got a boyfriend. Had this young guy with them. What admits he's He's got this young guy not too young. But like he's kind of spacey is a guy who's immensely talented. Yeah so yeah when these things when when when some of these guys get into trouble and it hurts their career they Michael Richards was never good. Stand up comedian. No it's not like he can regather himself and come back. Louis. Ck Is Great. Stand up COMEDIANS. So he has to regather himself and enhance and then comes back so some people. If there's no there's no there there then what are they coming? What are they resurrecting? You know they get the blame it the get the big. Get to blame it on there. They get the blame it on me to or whatever. The news was but but Kevin Spacey's immensely talented active so he does need to apply. He's not gonNA disappear forever. I look I think a lot of this me. Too stuff is not that much different than this corona virus. I think it reached it peak. Maybe the virus data. It's bound to and I think it's going to start to wither away with all with God's help but I think the same things happening with me too. I think it's GonNa now that Harvey was the big fish and they've locked him up. I think a lot of people are going to kind of step back now and take a big breath and feel like we got rid of that monster now. All the men are on alert and the women know that can be strong and talk and it won't proceed kind of was a little more care but still there. Are Things going on behind? Closed doors in Malibu and Beverly Hills that had never gonNA change. Aj let's focus on the real problem the last playmate of the year guys in African American. Ha What are you going to do about our favorite african-american playmates Karen Karen Tale was my girlfriend. June ninety-six please write up. There's a big year held up that with one hand for many months. Bring it back one year. And just if it's GONNA be playboy and it's going to die. It should be a blonde bouncing manuals high. She's beautiful but she has no what she's in. It started Marilyn Monroe now not earth. A kid let's Let's bring it back. White thing to do. Kill was originally. Oh wow she was something and he's six as your girlfriend ninety six yeah Nice. Muslims investment one of the best moments. My life was I had back surgery and I get into bed. I could do stuff in bed but I couldn't really get out of it. And she came over with a peach pie and percocet super great night and alliteration. Xactly wasn't Valium Percocet. No you want. That was that's awesome. She's beautiful Aj you probably did. Well your spank. Bank is running over right. I shared my daughter's Michael. I make I I got a. I go to several. I remember quite fondly. Sure Yeah I. I don't need to go past that The August I started slowing down in two thousand to get married. No three so you know but yeah. I got a good time in the nineties. You know with this whole new world order where everyone is just sort of concocting things very. I'm having conversations with people that I've never had that they're saying this is what you said and I was like that never happened. Or they're saying this happened or that happened. It never happened. What if that can bleed into the Spank Bank? You know what I mean. It's very hard to bank to girl. I can't really spank too many girls I don't know but can I start getting myself to believe right like I remember when I used to bang the twins from bj's yes then. I start working out narrative and then I'll start saying this is my truth. I'll be yelling. I'm living my business my past Jack. I'm living my Best Jack. I'M NOT GONNA I'm not GonNa part of this Chirac. Oh No I know in my heart. I banged the twins from. Bj The back can you? Do it left you though. I can't keep writing. I think I've never. I could never lefty. Oh you never know you tried. Well let me explain something are you well. All lefties are little ambi moral the setup to drive sensors and shit you. Circular Sauce didn't used to have the left-handed ourselves. There were only right and she had to learn everything with your your bad hand. Okay boxing so I had a good chat bad you can do it and I had surgery on my left palm wants that had a huge cast on for like two months to get into yeah overcome. I had broken collarbone football and I had my right and I had to try to go. Lefty at fifteen and was six weeks and not that you're grapefruits. No you know what's interesting you know when I had girlfriends back then before we had sex. It'll never come back. We'd never be able to do it. Now Dry humping was so exciting before you got to have sex with a girl. Rub on each other with sweatpants and come. That's impossible now. If it was Pam Anderson ISMAC could never. I could never come on never for you. Can't get the real thing too dark like if I can't use a rubber sweat panting and again the off their outsca shame. Shame I fashioned rubber out of sweatpants which I found to be a happy compromise. Although less effective in terms of disease now sure prevention. Find me a picture of the landers systems from sure they were from from the eighties. I think I'm going to start working them into back in eighty six. I think I got both of them. Different Bijan the bear your the. They're they're adorable to blondes me. Then I think I'm going to focus on a new. Spank bank truth. Which involves twin okay. There's got to be the hee-haw twins show court late seventies. Yeah wait a minute. I have kept him and then I'm GonNa fuck now we're going to move to the landers this here on Love Boat. Allo- should just like they were high of Goofy and I put her on the bottom. Yeah yeah sure yeah. Did they have a talent where they won the talent? Yeah Improv sweet Ogilvy home. Perm here on the Herald team. Yeah we're bank. Are THE BARBI TWINS? I was I was watching. I was watching you work. Yeah now married to Ken Ken Barbie. Yeah the guy from wiseguy Kennedy Marino. No it is marine that guy that guy from the state wise guy in the eighties the. Tv's Ken to look into all Norton Right Campbell married living in Arizona. Now we still talk. They're into horses and animals and Shit. She used to give so much dirt the best store she gave me when I was a columnist member on Kenny. Rogers got messed up on that. I don't know if you remember. He was calling the eight hundred sex numbers while he was married. In racked up like tens of thousands of dollars jerking off on strangers with eight hundred numbers and heats the call the BARBI TWINS. And they get on the phone and talk to him and he'd he'd whack off to them. They told me. Oh Kenny Rogers call for like an hour. And I'm like I can't so he's thinking she believed in me. He's jacking off to the BARBI twins. You know all these great song hold on for the Big One about the love your Lai Shan Shane. Shane's on the left so he just be there trying to Bros. Not your big bucks. People forget rb. Twins had a post at a bill that not full sized but a billboard on sunset. Sure of art for a long time truly is not the song Chips together please. Hurry wow see guys. That are all wired to say Israel summaries easier to pick out the wiring is there. Let me just tell you? My craziest. Sexual encounter was Fine but crazy. 'cause I'm baldness this. Patty Davis Reagan's daughter would come in. She was come. She did playboy and she'd come to your from Blissett and she took a liking to me. I interviewed her in Chicago Machine. Like hey what are you doing tonight? And my editor was a woman she goes. He'll listen to this. The she wants to be with me she goes. She wants to fund Q. And this one was like fifty. I said okay she goes. You have to fuck for the column. You have to do that the job so I went out of. She was so crazy. Patty Davis she wanted to fight. People she you know she hated her. Mom know hated her mother. She got her tubes tied. You don't want to give birth to another Reagan. She was crazy and then we started going out and she would be in the House hotel and she'd say can you come over. I need some strength. I'm very down tonight. I go there. We do our thing and then she started saying I want you to go pick girl I WANNA watch you pick a girl up much his patty not. I really want to watch it. Then I'd do it at their place. I knew I can grow. And she's getting mad at me and she tried to hit me. Oh she loves but a lot of fun and then one time back then it was just and then one time she said something like yeah late my period. I said I always thought you're pregnant. Well I was late late late. You're tied now. I got them untied. What why so now these all these months there could have been a baby. Nah I mean she was probably fifty fifty one. Who knows what she Ronald Reagan daughter from a previous marriage Reagan. And you look pollster playboy. It's not a bad playboy. Look up there I I remember that. Some guy must have decent. I mean for fifty. I think she was fifty one. She looked good. She worked out. She was fun. Actually go weird into you. Know all she met somebody who said you can't be around guys like AJ and talked making in doctor you mean. She left the House and she venture Pastor Front Porch everyone she ran into said that was allegedly with Aj. Benza called that. So we don't get the views and opinions expressed in this segment or lightly research or complete conjecture based on hearsay and rumor from loose connections within the entertainment industry. There's no concrete way to prove that any of the claims made by. Aj are in fact accurate and not libellous defamatory but again we remind any representation. Who may be listening to the view and opinions expressed belonged to age and only Aj host of famous bitch every Monday Wednesday and Friday. All right You want to hang out new some news with us. I would think quick break. Come back with the. Aj the news right after this juice. Twenty five dollars wine favorites product. Trawl going month. You get the choose. It's odd fan. You heard Dick. It's time for a new month of ATOMS MONTHLY. Not Get ready because marches. Shipment is one of the best nuts yet. You'll get to hand-rolled Mark Garriga's approved cigars delivered in a custom wood box. But did you feed the dog calendar? So you'll never forget to not starve your dog pack of Sa- bells chocolate chip cookies. Four custom Delta Fu shot glasses so you can make the most of your day wasted bet. Of course a bottle of your choice. Sixty dollar value is yours for only twenty five blocks sign up a one month or keep the shipments coming so prep your males box and get ready for Adams. Monthly nut. Hurry we will sell out with grabbing news break viral. All those crazy trump tweets G. Greg dropping gene gene the news with gene at Grad. I just found out that the comedy store cancelled a whole bunch of fat in the main room. This weekend I was supposed to go twice in the main room. They cancelled the belly room which is miniature. It's it's small medium and large arrays. Main Room is large. Original Room is medium and belly room among the cancelled all the main room and all the belly room staff and pushed everything into the original room. Which I don't know the science behind this stuff. Well depends how many people can fit. 'cause newsom just said Gavin Newsom here in California is calling for the same ban on public gatherings of more than two hundred and fifty people Which which Seattle's doing I think these. Yeah so that makes sense but why the belly room because that would be more the you're GonNa have like fifty people. I don't know what they're doing a lot of things. I'm I'm confused why they're treating cruise ship differently than they retreat a high school or supermarket own apartment building. Why is a cruise ship different? Well there's another one breaking during the show which affects me specifically because we never go and we were going Saturday. Disneyland's closed so we got free tickets. And this was gonna be the Big Giant Reward Chart Chore Chart Sieg Extravaganza. We've been building it up. And and they just take his New Orleans closed. I guess what we have to do now which I do not want to do as a consolation prize. The zoo no hamster. I don't want to deal with the Hamster Kamehameha so we had these tickets. That expire Sunday in the park is closed Saturday. Six hundred bucks four hundred. Yeah that's a lot of money. Believable I did take Beth Ringwald to Disneyland once when I was like seventeen Disneyland money. Molly Molly all. I should know that. I think I've heard that before. I used to be seventeen dollars something. It wasn't one hundred and seventy four dollars. Look it wasn't not prefer one seventy four. Yeah it was like a normal. If you worked at McDonalds and saved up a couple of weeks you could go. Regular folks could go to these things before they knew they. Had you buy the short hairs? We drove my dad's a borrowed my dad's a VW rabbit with the vinyl floor mats and four speed and everything drove all the way from North. Hollywood Anaheim which by the way guys realize. It seems like a long haul. Now in modern day cars I was fucking wagon train. Donner Parts Terry smelling gas praying. Don't get vapor lock. It's harsh shimmying. Pass forty miles an hour and fast right and we got there. It was firemen. I'd like only firefighters. Were literally. Turn around you know it was just they used to have nights like Lockheed employees only like these nights gain. I still have my high school stuff but you can. You can go during the day I went to. Usc had it one night. My nephew was a publicist for Dana. White and all the fighters and shit were there. That was a pretty fun now. All these big guys on Sunday teacup doing that was funny. It'd be so Disneyland. Would be the vast if it remained open because everyone would stay away and then you have run in the park. It was supposed to be rainy and everyone's afraid of the coin. We've been looking forward to this for you. Have no idea how long we were going to slide right. So I'm just going to do a quick corona virus roundup so we can move on to other news is dominating so I I have this thing where business I always look at business and I go. What are they really dealing? Because whatever it is talk about making a Subaru with love or we're worried about our customers it's all about liability and being compensated and I was talking to Mandy Andrea about it. It's like if you pull the plug on your festival. Then you're out the money but if the if the if the county of the county of Riverside Shuts Down Your festival then you don't have to pay insurance will pay or whatever it is so there's A. There's a little wiggle room here. Which is if they declare if the governor says it's a disaster area and you can't have this concert anymore than us to promote or not off. You're not holding the bag for having to pay everyone back or the acts or whatever it is your hands are some of it is a timing thing and it's not all about. Hey we're just doing the right thing. It's like how does insurance work? And what are we covered by? What is what are we live? That's the question I had because you know this was all breaking during. Kfi last night. And there's more today that's it. That's the question I have about season ticket holders because now we're talking about the NBA Suspending Games NCWA baseball. That's that's till whenever this written into the contract you sign you. Buy Your House out if there's rain out or whatever this is your Smith's your act of God and of course as you were notified last night. Tom Hanks you needed a name Salon. I know Oh Tom. Hanks gotTA okay. They were in Australia where he was. You know where he's playing the colonel for Elvis Presley movie right and Rita Wilson was there too and apparently they're both in the hospital but doing well. I Guess Hospital according to the picture. What are the pictures they put on? Instagram was inside a hospital so that was just for the Taliban. I duNno I duNno. I I I was like. Oh He's got it Stralia then someone said he got it on the weight. Australia unchecked guess. Who knows what and then I thought to myself. Oh God so I was talking about. I need someone famous to come down with it and I thought well this is horrible but then I thought wait a minute now. We have somebody who we can all check on right valley. Doing something happens to him. Not Rally around per se but we have a canary in our coal talking about the nursing home patients who died in Seattle and I don't know if he was really compromise. Your Tom Hanks is in good health. Yes and he's a middle aged plus guy and his wife is the same and they have access to treatment. And we'll see what happens. Arc is really mean when you said check on stuff that you met John. You said root for data. I mean literally gauge ourselves five. I WANNA know I won't look it turns out that look if people. Here's what I'm saying. If later on tonight you turn on your computer and you get a newsflash says Tom. Hanks is hooked up to lifestyle shifting. Okay People's time to time to pay if we find out that there's a mild temperature. He's on whatever this botox. She's drinking gatorade and the doctor say should be another few days and he'll be right so we'll use. Am to gauge where we are in this if anyone would represent the society. Tom It's perfect. It's not as part of the route it's similar to of all the people get AIDS Magic Johnson the most wonderful guy greatest athlete he comes down with HIV. And it's like now the whole world has got to stop and go holy Shit Magic. Got This weekend now. He's probably the fucking so. I'm saying if the person that gets this is nine years old. Then that doesn't represent US and if they're eighty and compromise. That doesn't. This is good ironic. Tom Hanks the greatest. Every man of our generation possibly Jimmy Stewart comes down with the disease they said every man now I got it themselves but I gotta tell you ever ever since the heartbreak of fast nine I take all my emotional movie going eggs and put it into another basket and that other basket is. Hank's has a movie coming out that involves World War Two and submarines first off. I'm always in. You had me at World War. Two you start going submarines. Then you go wolf pack Germans and then you go. He's on. He's skipper convoy anything that involves night footage of of liberty convoy ships going out greyhound. Great all my God. I saw the trailer for this. What does the top say? The only the only thing more dangerous than the frontlines of the fight to get there would be loaded. People realize a merchant marines they had the highest fatality merchant marines. Really think about it really. They're going out in these convoys unprotected. Yeah they're not the they're drive there in cash container ships right. They're they're not. They're not battleship guinea-pigs. There's this out they're going eight nine and the wolf pack is going nuts and we don't have the Germans in the subs and we don't have the technology I mean was that developed. Look at ask how. Inner you wow. It's nighttime at sea. The seas on fire. Oh God I can't even imagine enough. I thought after fast nine that maybe I could love again after all this. I mean they got depth charges. Now this is awesome. High Seas Nazi pitcher Rita Hayworth on the wall yeah Nazis submarines that move or they tell us to be quiet to come away will rain down from on high. Oh how in early I was GonNa just interesting screenplay by Tom. Hanks I'm really now because I'm all about the writing. This is right now. Listen Corona Man. If that is your name. Hardy destroyed you've taken of my adult life by this fast nine going the way that. Dodo do not touch my greyhound. Your stay away from the greyhounds taking it off taking it up. Let me ask you a question. I'm very confused by okay. China Wuhan leads leads the world in deaths. Of course Italy's right behind how? How does Iran have nine thousand cases and for four hundred deaths every country? That neighbors China has like one case. No case of some time together this country that has sanctions and no one could travel there. What are they doing together? I heard a couple of things I first off. I think virus is no different than an earthquake in the sense that went a seven point three hits Honduras its mass devastation. And when a seven point three hits the San Fernando Valley. There's a couple couple fatalities and a freeway. Overpass collapsed but there is nowhere near what they because we have lots of regulations that's reinforced concrete. And lots of technology building inspector's so and so forth. We're not just stacking up brick and making our own pads so one man's one man's sort of nuisance can be another man's devastation wiring ever stating a Bhutan but if some of these countries I can't speak to answers. Some of these countries are behind us from health standards and cleanliness and regulation. I mean just look at what happened to the water system. When one of these third world countries has an earthquake. The water gets polluted with. That doesn't happen. Does your friend pointed out food. So could the same thing devastates different groups in different ways and the more advanced. You are the better. You have a chance whether it's a building or virus. I also heard that a lot of these places and this is interesting because you go. I Iran or whatever. They have a lot of Chinese people working. That's what I heard. They're like Italy supposedly a whole bunch of Wuhan workers for moving. So you go so. It's just another part of the news. That's Kinda weird so they go. Italy's been affecting your picturing a bunch of gondoliers coughing notes. A lot of China's working there who may be affected by sense that makes is that satisfying answer fun of selling. It ain't gonNA start the news so here. So also what was River Broadway? All the shows are canceled. My heart is broken. Another thing I had tickets for RU. Paul's drag con El. This is on you for having planned having Delayed Production on survivor Crisis Yellow first season legal spended big ten a cruise lines have been spending operation trading on Wall Street suspended So everyone's just really taken a powder. Our kids are not going to be in school. Are we figured out how much of this well there's two things going on? There's a liability thing. Which is you went to this event. And then you can track it it now. I'm suing the staple center another saliva. We're living in a day where people have to say. They did something you know you heard about this. You did nothing left your doors open. Also think about this. Everybody has a very an. This is an interesting thing that no one will ever bring up or has not formally been brought up but when people do things on mass and I mean big mass you have to really kind of look at the dynamic behind it. You know what's causing a why. Why does that speak to us? Why human beings are so on and so forth you know Everybody has a little fifth grade version of their brain. That sees a snow day. Now Darren goes we all. Everybody who lived in that environment in the sixth grade. Would here on Sunday night. There'd be watching the news and like a storm is blowing into the Denver area and come on. Come on we would. We would get on. My parents have watched the crawl on the team. And just for your district had every every place has h version of to win. I guess I don't have to go so that is creeping everyone's brain. It's it's it's it's from when you were worse it's always been there you pray. The teacher wouldn't be there is right so it's all there and so the second somebody goes. I saw a few snow like okay. You say you know what the invert the ironic in versus other adults you candidate avert desk you out an anti all the time if schools canceled missile attacks and axe to drop the school still open for now. Thirty Day. We just because it's the that little partier brain versus. I always talk about like stuff guys really WanNa do like faulk. They figure that one out all the time like all those guys all this catch a Predator guys drive from the inland and in the entire out the Fresno how many times of those guys told their boss where they worked at the sheet metal factory four miles away. I can't come in roster trucks on the Fred's well she's Franny slip it again. Those guys drive all the way miles. Yeah when when people WANNA do something don't WanNa do and I get it for everybody else. It's work and it's a job to go. Don't WanNa do that but for the rest of us. This is all of our diversions. These are theme parks. These are shows these are basketball games. Take Nature vacation go someplace to just be in nature on a trio germs. Just kind of enjoy. America's beauty kind of Shit like grizzly man turned out for Hawaii. Also gotta think the schools the teachers are getting paid anyway and the kids don't want to be there anyways so this is not going to be difficult to needs to arrive. Simple super easy sell. Yeah so we'll keep you posted on that so we may see Tessa here seriously. We're in the same boat Weinstein did you know he's back in the hospital. His blood pressure spiked tiger. And it's going to spike forever scenic fact guy. He's not going to lose weight until ten days. He's going to be heavy forever. Yeah that's right because he was in Bellevue. That's where you had that little heart procedure done. I think those Stinson for hours from taking rikers from the New York City courthouse. Where he was sentenced he began having chest pains taken to hospital for safety after he was convicted on the twenty fourth was taking the hospital for chest pain. Stay there and so now to remove a blockage so. I think that they're going to get money's worth of Bellevue. I think back in January. He knew he was facing these procedures and Saddam might as well put off till March. Hey after the sentencing right. Oh my thought like my my big plan for quiz knows sub sandwich joint was to have jared be the spokesperson for them. And just go. What what fucking pay. That's how good are Sam. I would buy you know how good here has to be convicted pedophile. Be The spoke. That's how fucking good sandwiches. But maybe Weinstein when he gets sprung if you know if he ever does maybe he could replace. I don't know who would be in that department of like. Here's how confident we are in our product. We pick the worst. I could be Avis Car Jazz. Kids Okay through all right Epstein resurrected. Don't WanNa put you on the spot. Ag NOT NOT. Sure have any info on this but Chelsea manning the former former US army intelligence analyst who turned whistleblower leaked classified documents to wikileaks is recovering in the hospital. After attempted suicide manning's in jail for refusing to cooperate with a grand jury investigation into wikileaks was scheduled to appear at a court hearing where Her lawyers plan to argue her release her condition unknown right now and this was formerly Bradley. Manning became Chelsea Manning and how thirty five year sentence and I think Obama commuted to seven courses because she's wonderful person and we version. Because I don't think it's a big. I don't think you're gonNA find a rope. Burn around her neck. I think it was a half ass thing. Whatever she did and I think why would she be successful or Tunis? She's she's a piece of shit so she's not going to suddenly be graded murder even ever sell. Yeah I don't like her. I don't think a lot of people like a but now she's a piece of Shit I she should have succeeded. Oh come on. I don't know anything about her. Despite her arguing her release manning says she will not betray her principles. So you know this is your principles that she's not going to testify. Name names that kind of thing. She's a she'll roll over in a room with me off fucking roller over. These people are not tough at all. Chelsea Manning Christ Chelsea Yeah. Aj She's A. She's very danger. Giants Fan Right. Sure who you hate more. Eli Or Chelsea and I hear a lot too good forever and the pats both past and defeated the second time. I have to tell giants fans that sometimes they talk a lot of shit about him. I'm like to best games. Ever they got to find out. How old are you walk because if you were both super bowl not not the games but if you were there and you saw what we did kick Tom? Brady's ask beat them undefeated he likes the best. I'm sorry how much suffering now since ninety six was the last good. How how horrible how you know. The happiest man in the country is spike Lee Spike late got thrown out and he said I'm never coming back then. He kind of went well for this season and the Tel psychot-. I WANNA come back already but I made my announcement but now no one's coming it's over. It's only fair forces and the next will be the ones want to stars. Got Some young guys but you don't care it's not no. It's a meteoric team and no one cares. I care but you guys again. Took Russian President Vladimir Putin may not be leaving office for a long time after parliament passed a bill that would give another twelve years beyond his current term which ends in twenty twenty four. So here's kind of how this works. The constitutional change would pave the way for the sixty seven year. Old Stay in office till twenty thirty. Six Russia's parliament voted to pass this amendment that would reset Putin's term count so somebody suggested on his team. I think she was like the first. Russian astronauts something. She suggested that we just do away with term limits them to know. That would be horrible. However if you want to reset my personally interested so so that would basically re reset his term limit in two years so he could do another twelve years courses wrong lodge for twenty years as president and prime minister. Trump's call them. Now how do you how you doing this? Talk About Canaria Coal Mine. Yeah works. Wow God. It's weird it so I never thought about all this stuff is just going to go on in perpetuity all evil nations. Or you know. I thought I thought we're going to figure out something with Africa for Russia with the Middle East. I just thought. Oh they're gonNA come together. The technology's going to meet some new religion or something. Now we're just going to go take it as one of the right technology twitter twitter by one you heard while the Taliban we had we talked to the Taliban is going to be okay and then it'd be like Oh okay this still gonNA fight. It's just like what what nine days we do it for. I'm really starting to think that people and cultures are just sorta like breeds of dogs. And then like that's an aggressive mellow breed and that's a sleepy breen. Whatever loyal braid or whatever and then point we. The loyal breed nations like we go over the aggressive nations. And we go guys want to be like us right now. We don't know. Let me show you wait a minute so much better so this is just a better life that you don't have to bite the mailman. You get nice walk you get to sleep on the bed and it's like that and you go but why not because that's what we did so we are who we are. That's what's upsetting about us. We keep trying to change other countries. Let us come into your country year. Let us show you how we do it. I'll give us ten years. You'll love it now. We don't like democracy. Can you please leave now? We don't like it. I like it. I don't know I think the problem. Is We use the word like and it transcends like like you know anybody who's a troubled person and you go to that person and you go you know. Let me help you. Let me show you some things and let me. Let me teach you what I have learned to used to be like you but then I figured these things out. And here's some practices. And they go fuck you in the Horseshoe. Rodin on what happened so consistently and that's that's a month guys. I went to high school with forget about foreign four nations. They're not down now with it and the the the what we screw up as we go. They love their kids. They WanNa have a good life. They want to go to Disneyland when it's opened. They want they must want what we want. But that's our mind I ha- we have no but then you see them. Caning people in the street and hitting Casey works can cause I heard today show no. But you know beating billing with rocks and writing a fucking sheep's head like it's bad stuff too right right. Yeah not your sports with knock it off. And they don't and they're not going to and I also have this thing and I'm starting to really subscribe to where somebody goes. I sat on love. Line a millionaire Scott. They go how come man build all the bridges and women are all the nursery school teacher psycho because it is because that's the way it is and they go. Yeah but who decides like nobody decide? That's that's just a pure thing guys just started going over there and women's started going over there and now you get the exception of the guy who's teaching nursery school and you get exception of chick who's the steelworker. But this because it is and so if you look at these cultures it's like how did this culture get this way because it is? That's where they are. Yeah I mean. It's it's the purest argument ever like. Who Want in there and made them this way. We need that answer. They are this way. That's who they are. It's that pure and if somebody came into this culture and tried to say we all right. We're going to start beating women for driving and stoning them because They left the house without a relative or something. We'd go. Oh that would never work right. It's not gonNA work in. Our culture is much as we talk about the clan. We always talk about racism in the clan. They've had a pretty good publicist for about one hundred years work. That's not our culture. It doesn't it doesn't work for us. You know what I mean like you. Don't we don't go. I you know I was online. I was reading some tweets and now I'm indoctrinated like I'm going to get a horse and a hood no it. It can't take hold here. It doesn't have roots here. It doesn't work. It works for very very small group which is true for almost anything you can think of but it just can't really work here the ethnic cleansing and stuff like that. It's just it's not part of it does won't work but if you find a place where will work then. It shall work right. And that's what a lot of these countries are and then we go into the country me. Go off with this this million. I go do this. This makes sense to us on. Some level is prosperity or anything. It's like You try to get kids from the ghetto to not wear blue red. All they've ever heard from the grandfather father their uncle. They're brothers the whole gang shit so the two three years old. They're sleeping under a blanket. That's Bluer read. They're not going to change. Because we think you shouldn't do gang shit. What do you mean that's all we do? We know this. I've tried to introduce khaki the inner city for so no takers at a Beige Dutch long-sleeve. Very fast this well and khaki that called it the best buy in the store. You cargoes and dickey. I have a there is a point in life when you you you do. The Perez Flax and have a little in the way span feels pretty good. Yeah you get used to that one all right gene. Let's let's more pro. Wrestling has a new character about to enter the ring and it is Rob Gronkowski. Oh yeah signed with the WWE. He premiers one week from Friday on smackdown. Assuming it doesn't get right in two thousand Nineteen Gronkowski of as you all know. Help Tom Brady. And the New England. Pats win their sixth. Super Bowl retired after nine years in the NFL and Gronk will make an appearance at Wrestlemainia. Thirty six and Tampa Florida. That's scheduled for the first Sunday in April again if it's still on handled this now. P P we're going to say good for grant no one's happy. He should be playing football because he's great added one or two more seasons. He could be if Tom could do it at forty two gronk and do it at his age. But now it's fun. He's going to wrestle. But it's like cloudy and easier payday because he's took a lot more punishment. Tom Brady Law. He's got a lot of surgeries too. But we WANNA see him in a uniform rate All right my only thought is now that we have world class athletes Now the thing about Jimmy Stewart He. He was world class but I reserve trae strong. I don't know I don't have a lot of game footage of these guys so I didn't know now we know. Gronk is an amazing athlete. Most part as you picked the one guy who was the amazing athlete of his air. No he was. I saw him being in the ring but I didn't see him dominating on Saturdays at the college tall and then we know grunk is confirmed. Yeah Beast of an Athlete. So thus when the guys is he vanquishes laying under him and he's holding the top rope and he's trying to dump him but he's not really touchy members. Guy Seems to be fine. 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Fixing A Hole

Fame is a Bitch

38:06 min | 10 months ago

Fixing A Hole

"From workhouse connect in AJ Benza vein he liked to walk on a leash and play really dirty kinky sex James is the guy put the cock and the peacock network okay bitch hey everybody Aj Benza here fame bitch this is your show for October seven twenty here by the way do you know what the Best Basil comes from it's not Greece it's not it's Croatia I know nobody knows that apparently analyzed gender representation in the text of the script it's going to tally the genders ethnicities of characters Disney that's a little creepy she has partnered with Disney to put together a digital tool To remember that mantra she had an in beetlejuice if girls see it they can be it well she's now up to something in partnership with does know something maybe she is tapping into things we don't know about or not yet ready for this new thing she's tapped into those scary as a writer bothers me I'm sure you saw the news I know it rankled me I'm not GonNa talk about it too much but I just have to bring it to your attention this fucking Gena Davis every few years she comes out and the spell check will click in and that'll analyze the level of vocabulary among various groups display opportunities for diversity and it's like a jazz mental empathy that she knew the future you see Jennifer Lawrence with a bone marrow and one of the highest grossing movies of all time and you go maybe the atmosphere there the climate there is perfect for those little fellas edges something putting your hat one day if there's ever a bet at a bar here a lot of people go rich and famous people dull there's something there I got to see it one day but at least they're gonNa have their pesto trivial but I want easily I knew my sister was going to order the wrong thing because she she loves the right food but gets a little frazzle menu comes I was taking my time plotting prizes membership became an archer and everybody started you know Oh girls can shoot bolts arrows now and then of course it goes into the hunger games and Jean David all great day for me Nice Sicilian Pistachio Jalal to top it off the black coffee in a way out of easily get into Italy New Yorker Chicago make a wicked dish with that got some Nice Pesto I'm always interested in people's pesticides from Sardinia did he is very enchants me. That place never been reveal unconscious bias I'm writing script and I happen to like like let's say I wrote my script wholesale in that meeting dump I it's a an older gate so I had a couple of Neopolitan People's real simple nice nice sauce nice little bread scoop it up behind you and then I dig in to the rest of pork chops so awed you know oil bidding a nice tomatoes around it and I go I know this dish this dish is GonNa come out as big as a fucking catcher's Mitt there's no way she finishes more than a quarter of that it's great picked up a nice nice begging for stuff to take home and cook with never never heard of a cream never heard of it I'm Gonna I'm GonNa you were GonNa say well it's just to make sure the gender the genders are are described correctly screenplay tele play it basically this tool eighteen or or Mexican Spanish GonNa call it housekeeper in the House always listening to radio but only in Spanish that's the house and sometimes his all lady guy in his mid thirties and partners upbeat he gets a job working for an old lady in a big house in Maine lady that once had a lot of money and was married to a US ambassador hitter and in that house is a nurse some sometimes comes to check on the Old Lady Neither Nice thirty year old pretty nurse and is a south spread it around maybe the nurse should be black AJ while really doesn't work because the white guy is gay and maybe he likes the nurse why can't it be interracial I don't know why can't and maybe social eras maybe I should have another diverse character there may be my maid shouldn't be Spanish maybe she should be eastern bloc let's with them I'm writing for me this is this is like okay this is really bad because it means there's another step that's somebody takes before your work is seen or noted as being brilliant or shit I need that extra step I don't need someone to validate what I write and off and we're pitching this movie one day to a big executive when we pitch and everything and meeting every body and is five guys and we got the actors Columbia Vietnam War veteran it's just the fucking way I wrote it don't change what I wrote to suit the the the fucking needs of somebody in some corner of the world I'm not writing in a certain way and this friend he loved to go fishing right it's a it's a script called Nebraska Fish and Game Neil road scheming I figured out what I get some small I know I'll finish roseling so I wait to see what you ought to she ought is the big fork Milanesi with an ISO- ruge the hawks we have these actors in our head who think this John Hawkes type this is a woody Harrelson etc etc was fucking executive sits up this year and goes what about golden for people who enjoy movies a certain way it's big as well 'cause I don't know about you I don't like seeing commercials that don't show me the way the world around me really is on what about golden female female dynamic in that boat there's a scene where they're all fishing on a boat her I wrote that script based on how I want to write I like to make my character talk the way I wanted to talk and so does Neil but with Gina Davis on board now if I were to hand that stripping it's going to be checked by her first or not her the tools they're putting together so that everybody's script can be checked for these back from these rural Vietnam War vets Goldie Hawn didn't fight in Vietnam nor there are a lot of women will need around this fucking boat it I don't like seeing things that always looking dot Dan Benetton Ed what I go to dinner I do not see an Asian couple Spanish couple an Italian couple of white I don't Goldie Hawn referencing and that was a real thing that happened to us me and couple wrote something about a bunch of guys who come back from the war and want to give their buddy of funeral be a woman now if I wrote that script today or if menial pitched outstrip today you bet your ass somebody would have to be gay the fucking Guy who rent us the boat would have had to be Katherine has her friend come over another ninety year old lady and they talk at the table and Brag about the drivers of Brag about what what what food the latest chef mate what trans it just you see what I'm saying right so Gina Davis is partnership with Disney the wonderful world of Disney this is where this is heading so if you read that you create there's nothing like it creating a dinner is a quick creation your family can love it your friends love it you feel great for night you notice a good he doesn't want to be here this latest thing getting swallow I'll tell you the story maybe you didn't see it but you know he he's a he he can and I don't care what you there's a reason why I love words is a reason why that I've made it my life's work whether it's what that makes me rich or poor it is what it is the Disney where it begins it's going to spread and it's GonNa make all movies come out a certain way that the rider did not intend dyson I don't mean to say that and be like Oh what a great prediction I know it's more but I know it's bad and it might seem obvious to a lot of people but this guy's not long for this world a step in between my words and your readers it fucks me up and it makes things worse so an hour and ten minutes on this I've made a lot of money with words and I've been broke with words but I'll always work with them the beauty of that the purity of that is that you get to create when you create and people love it I'm on board late touched up some things added some color here and there but it's basically his idea it's really sweet idea a bunch of buddies want to give their buddy who sick a seven okay Goldie Hawn Wi fi on female dynamic Goldie said Ugalde great goalie but goldies not in this movie this is five guys Ramon Navarro Rudolph Valentino Thelma Ritter this so many stars who lived there when they were young one of the first places to live because the Warner Brothers studio was down the street and on the subway and everybody's looking at the paper you know that you'll words are bringing people together making people learn and listen it's such a powerful feeling when you put another it's so amazing they still have the holes in the floor where Valentina had set up this like sex swing or something it'll be a very sweet sentimental movie you'll cry at the end we don't need a woman on the boat there'll be women in the script but not the boat one of those five doesn't happen people don't want you to believe that part of the story I believe it I spoke to people when we made the mysteries and scandals about Ramon Navarro we couldn't air that show and mentioned the Dildo I'm gonNA switch gears but I wanNA talk about Andy Dick it's fucking guy I've got to tell you so he's GonNa die in the street Andy Dick Okay he's very he's GonNa he's let me get picked up by horseback and take into the lot so when I lived there on a girl I was dating lived in Valentino's little studio and it's such a so Don Ramon Navarro very famous silent film star who is a gay guy no one really knew he was a silent star he couldn't he couldn't transfer doc. Aj Can cook all your weight age as such a such a great feeling we read a book or script or anything like that that has weight when you write columns for years when you see that I don't so they they they're trying to make us all blended making us do these things and this this kind of writing tool this implemented systems just the there's a lot more coming guys Gena Davis is the first there's a lot more to come oh my God I believe that part of the story either way to gay hustlers beaten to death I think that's what fate awaits correct what I write you want to correct spelling grammar and fucking value but don't tell me I need another character in there that look this has been coming down the Pike I made and Dan Insult to injury he's now in a battery investigation this guy just cannot stop touching groping flirting kissing wrestle some food away from the delivery guy sixty dollars worth of tacos or some shit and you hear any go it's my food now bitch you know and they kind of play fighting absolute drop to be the next Ramon Navarro I don't know if you heard the show I did on Ramon Navarro in the early days of this podcast I did especially looking people you got the video it's a wild streetfight it's not much of a fighter Andy Dick is like slapping the ubereats guy in his shoulder Jio apartment in Hollywood called Normandy towers that Charlie Chaplin built a lot of people live there like you I lived in the same building Marilyn Monroe lived in were a couple they were fucking around for a long time when Ramon Navarro was beaten to death by a couple of male hustlers up in the Hollywood hills he was bludgeoned to death it turns real he walks away then he comes back and he catches the B. and the guy was slammed him says the spit on his friend and the story and think Oh Gene Davis civilized here now it's a big idea it's a big idea with huge implications down the road for you for me Dandy Dick because he's getting closer and closer to this kind of situation he recently he picked a fight with an uber each delivery overreach driver without getting slapped around I would stanford and I know food is at the center of this latest fight but that's not what any of these going for actually home and has people he can call to get laid I don't think these things would happen and I'm not even sure how much alcohol is always involved anymore with his hand like the not even girls like that way and then some third party comes to the scene and just take anybody arms behind his back and slips them at he slams his because he was so pristine pure we couldn't do it because the show sometimes repeated in the morning and God forbid someone heard the word dildo eleven thirty and not midnight whatever the fuck is thrown to the ground and his head slammed you hear you hear it so loudly in the video but look it up on TMZ Basically started this fight he attempted he's going for sex he wants it's almost like he likes to go after people he knows he can't get because at this guy's getting late if he's because sometimes you see him talking he's completely lucid then he loses his minds now don't forget these two incidents come on the heels of batteries always say Andy is like this despondent he gets when he drinks he gets more despondent because some people like to remind him that he allegedly might have been the person who he says he just got tangled from Yana nowhere but the video proves otherwise and he says he's GonNa Follow Police report as well good luck finding a guy but DT has to and to think that all this might come from the fact that he lost some friends like Chris Farley like Phil Hartmann and there's some people he feels some guilt associated with that I don't know but sometimes I see this guy walking around the street and there was a time his career was so alive and so jumping was a big wooden dildo a Phallic Dildo that Valentino had gotten him as a gift now there are people have not true there in Europe in August he got sucker punched in New Orleans outside the club in the French quarter the guy just pop them he flew over motorcycle who's in his twenties he's a grown man it's terrible it but whenever I see stars walking but I used to go to nightclubs and bounce around Hollywood on the concrete I mean it's concussions shit without a doubt so he's fight with this little guy and like a rag doll all this stuff imagine being a son and seeing your father knocked out on the street in New Orleans in Hollywood looking guys faces grabbing guys balls and this is you have a son now oh and was out on his feet before he slammed his head to the ground listen that's completely I mean that is such concussion damage he's cops should tell him TMZ that the delivery guy filed a police report so now Andy is currently being investigated for battery on top of being having his ass kicked and I'm sure he's still brings in probably thirty grand a month from residuals shit from all the shows he's done he's doing fine I'm sure but you forget this guy's got a grown son who has to see the latest episode that involves Andy Dick and people who drive Uber's like I said you can't remember guys nut for the backseat and you can't Russell food away from an the guy's Dick which I'm sure he did he did it to uber driver not too long we reached over the seat grab the guys balls it's crazy and the is denying he spit on obviously over the talkie films you know one silent went he was kind of done his he had a manifesto with Rudolph Valentino and I think of them a lot because when I lifted that little studio yeah when you get to that club and seeing Andy Walk in street and other stars it gets your nerves it gets you very nervous it's a different feeling New York kind of calms you down if you can believe that either way I'm very good at watching people in the street I can see something developing way before develops one time I took a model out with me is beautiful monocle Tasha nightlife I don't feel the same thing New York I felt like my feet could sink into the concrete the opposite's true in La rows you up and I can tell a lot by the way somebody's walking through the street why walk in the street you know there's people will tell you that our feet have watched tattoos on your foot like I have you feel it it's a different kind of sensation but I you might laugh or whatever I'm in New York City and step on the curb I absolutely L. Durant as well he also carries guilt around that he used to give everybody gave blow to Farley everybody did blowed folly a lot of guys they'd put it that way and he's not alone in that respect but still out of his time there's there's literature about this holes in the ceiling the floor of both I forget exactly but that's where he set up this sex swing and Ramon Navarro and Valentino it's a different feel when you're in clubs in New York people approach nightclub differently I'm not talking about out-of-towners I'm talking about New Yorkers who belong in the club we approach that club tree fund acres and acres of the streets and that's what they cut down to build the railroad like just money forever she didn't know about stealing a candy bar from Bodega or just anything like hailing a cab in the street nothing she was such a wonderful you know very special entitled Privilege Girl Twenty Thousand Nerve endings we can feel so much our feet and I think that's probably very true I know I can feel things my feet you ever get acupuncture in the bottom of foot you fucking feel it when nineteen hours you weekend mine was great thanks for asking a lot of fun stuff wants to Chicago had some great food eat to leave attaches great she's gorgeous you now the UN South African Portuguese stunner and Tasha was raised with privilege of father owned a Eucalyptus who gave Phil his wife Brynn the cocaine that she was taking when she shot Phil and then put the gun on herself I think he carries that with a sense of I'm going to go to the club I'm GONNA Walk Right in La has a different vibe it's very people pent up they're all like excited it's almost like a movie and I take her out in the street and show her things that are about to happen she couldn't believe I newly stuff I'm very good at knowing people knowing their occupation seeing the with different electricity coming up my feet up my legs into my body I don't feel that on sunset boulevard just don't even as the land here in in really enjoyed here you see andy trying to grab a guy like I said so he probably did spit on the guy and he gets drunk or some kind of switch goes off in his head he does dumb Shit and looking death sentence it's going to happen soon God forbid I'm saying this but I believe it Jake John Hall completely on the other side of the world other spectrum completely smooth before it happens and she's the marvel that kind of show I was doing it to trump may go but I still did it on I see stars walk in the street I can tell what's going to happen Andy Dick is kabq Agatha no technical producer Brian Vasquez either you have to have done this before and some of these guys don't look like that and I know Jason with women obviously beautiful women he doesn't seem comfortable I mean extend your genes propagate when guys don't do that I find it very weird you know you could talk about Johnny to know I was here the gay guys are a little different I think it's like you know it's tough because how pathetic these guys seemed Buffalo Illinois I think they're worried about Peoria I think the worrying about pick the city anywhere I think they're worried about that absolutely no signs of physical attraction now even do the opposite and do like Timothy Shallow met and try to throw your body into lily rose depths mouth that doesn't work just doesn't sell being a straight being a heterosexual girl she doesn't sell it neither Kendall Jenner and Jake I'm sorry you in the same category Lawrence foreign box offices that won't stand for having an American leading man is gay I don't buy that I think it's right here in America they're worried about I think they're worried about honest about their sexuality I have to point that out 'cause we're all grownups now I feel that way about J. Joel I dunno I the people not the people who fucking Shanghai they'll see anything about from America I don't buy the argument I gotTa say though some of these actors girlfriends that Jake Joe Waldholtz had it's a fucking long list of beautiful girls I don't know about you brow to settle down with one of them go google is list of girlfriends money may be but she's the one Hugh Jesus Christ and you're gay it just it boggles my mind that people are still doing this but you don't Jay Jonelle it's really obvious going back to this new girlfriend listen it's really obvious when they stand next to a really attractive girl and they shall be that their fans need to believe they're straight I don't like that but then again how pathetic of these fans that need to believe their favorite actors are straight in order to enjoy watching them in the movies now the heads of studios there's always this argument they had the studios will tell you that there are way too many Intel he's got a girlfriend I think her name is Alissa Miller and they're walking around and you know she's a pretty girl it doesn't look real to me and you go down the list of all the I really need to just study straight couples because they're not selling it Jake Joel you're not selling it buddy tell us we you know having said that I think his family would have zero issue with him being gay but industry parents know that Oh and these young aren't working for you guys you know you look like a bunch of gay uncles with their favorite niece the other actors you gotTa get away for the young girls the comes a point in life where you've got all the money you need you know you're GonNa make it forever you know you're a moneymaker it's not going to end that got a couple of kids I know his dad his dad directed on movie so be it Jake Robin in La sophisticated educated family that would be very accepting of helping your call us I see friends on instagram but these young girls it's like dude you're fifty one she's not into you she lecture connection she likes her child's homosexuality I think maybe he's by I think you see in the world from both sides put it that way but it's getting old and boring but some of these other actors that maybe people think the fence at least he got the kids out of the way I don't think Janis Gaye at least got the kids out of the way you can send a man there he wants to lay down his jeans people and not these foreign countries we're not gonNA make foreign if they know Tom Cruise's gay bullshit you worry about the people in Mexico you know Colorado you read about those there is this kind of bias about leading men being homosexual and I think they know it's about America not having to do with Europe that's what I think now this last story I really working in Tribeca working for the biggest actor in New York one of the biggest in Hollywood she had a New York vibe to her uncle where she comes from she looks Ed footnote to your life who killed Nicole not who massive Ron Goldman either way who killed Nicole has never before seen footage of Oj in sports listen watch put your prejudices to the side suddenly the guy sounds really funny again an intelligent and he sounds like the diabetes says that OJ was framed for the murders of the Coal Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman we've heard this story before this is a new angle I find it intriguing it comes we'll see who wins in the end here's another one of my spidey sense I think come true are you are you guys watching Oj Simpson on twitter are you listened to the Shitty says she was born a boy and became a girl so she's wearing a floral dress a ha- I get it she wants to but forget the Mid West this was right before the murders it's amazing how much clearer a man can sound when they're imprisoned bars between his mouth and your ears trust me on this I've been around TV long time. I know what as a lot of money it's interesting you should see if you have an hour to spare if it's true it's explosive very infant so there's there's no doc let's be the chick who's suing Deniro for this Gender Discrimination Bullshit I said I put it on Facebook facebook page she looks trans to me Nineteen ninety-four and instead documentary he names a serial killer as the real guy the real culprit he claims Ron Call I'm always said that who would not to the extent he did but whenever people ask me about Oj go like did he do it and I'm always I was always the Guy Sam because he did it and in was let's say Your Wife Matthew you see you see Marcus Allen driving your Mercedes Paula Barbieri works. OJ Is GonNa job soon OJ is going to be seen soon in a in a in a in a in a way that we're used to seeing him on TV speaking and Bear with this go with this it's interesting partner says OJ got really frustrated and angry pissed off at me same time as prosecutors presented

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Rags To Riches

Fame is a Bitch

31:44 min | 10 months ago

Rags To Riches

"From workhouse connect in AJ Benza vein he liked to walk on a leash and play really dirty kinky sex James is the guy put the cock and the peacock network okay bitch hey everybody Aj Benza here fame is bitch this is your podcast bring the latest gossip old Hollywood scandals. The latest controversies my recipes my ability to Spin Yawn and somehow make it all stick together with spit take a leap of faith right except this is not based on faith it's based on facts because the fact is you enjoy my style my manner of the Gingrich he refuses to even try to get through an interview was speaking Pidgin English so he has an interpreter go to interviews with him if he's from Japan even when he hits home runs I don't need I don't need a guy who's Hispanic and unlike all the other great Hispanics we have in New York he refuses to speak a couple of good defensive plays a couple eras here in the very very evenly matched James Anyhow the Great Catherine Steward when my big and that's more important and founded funny with the one newcomer said about the whole thing she said I paid for the gossip and I get it all a mini education against probably the best reliever in all baseball aroldis Chapman who is a beast of a man and I just it's just bullshit you're leaving millions upon millions of dollars on the table you the starting catcher for the New York Yankees and you can't learning weekend and very painful because as you know maybe you don't know my Yankees were dismantled destroyed in such horrible fashion will subscribe to Patriot situation that reared its ugly head last week I'm happy to say many of you stepped up and joined I to to to cash in on some commercials and he's an Asshole and he cannot hit in the clutch and I don't want him so both of them didn't show up begun gone and I think he will because he knows next year New York is not going to treat him well at that ship performance Gary Sanchez catcher. I've been saying for a long time I don't want him as a Yankee shot patrons was right on the phone with me let me know she sorry we her astros have to beat my ankles but that's the breaks and let me tell you something in light of the lot of the whole then to see I just I can't believe that the Chapman through that hung that hetch hung that slide shitting glow you know what you like now I did lose a handful of people and that's okay it happens but I feel like I gained the support of many many more two run home run by Jose Altuve a all five foot six hundred sixty eight pounds going deep years ago around the same time that Dennis leary started delivering his rant about not being able to get a good old cup of coffee anymore because everything was flavored China I'm thrilled about that I mean a lot of you did and a lot of you did and let me know you did and I haven't I I can see when I go patriots numbers go up and held to the hit all hell the astros they're better their their stronger and they got more balls and they're better in the clutch although this series came down to a couple of hits either way it really did I do exactly what that means I was just divorce starting to go to seven eleven every morning on the way to work and they started introducing new flavors cinnamon doce fuck face Frappuccino so it's very ironic that I'm competing with fancy coffees but I'm GonNa win this battle anyhow who've as well tell you what it's going to do first of all the astros are better the Yankees did not come to play the clutch hitting with Shit and cannot be on I don't WanNa see him anymore but I liked a lot of you step forward and tell me hey man I mean I mean that was really nice and it must feel good to just say yes sometimes it doesn't it just say yes Yankees titled up at the top of the ninth with a two run dinger by Dj the mayhew maybe the best free agent pickup in the history of the New York Yankees I mean that is going to be great for years you know Dunkin donuts they're all introducing flavors back then and leary's bit was did I miss a fucking meeting with coffee you know you get every flavor except coffee flavored coffee Patrick Ben David and Sammy the Bull von Guy Fantastic we've been talking about on the fan on the facebook page say hardly Pakistani Guy Behind the counter get my coffee flavored coffee I'm not a fancy coffee guy but today a lot of people have fancy coffee eighth I mean he really is he he's he's more well-spoken is that a phrase more wealth he's he's well spoken okay for a real tough guy for guys made a living killing people an organizing hits he's smart he's he said he calls himself a racketeer gangsters that stay under the radar get catch I still find myself arguing with nineteen year old kids at seven eleven when I go to the counter and interrupt them from their phone tell listen you're at a regular coffee in the back bro Thank you Karen English a new patron for reminding me that this all comes down to whether you want a dose of fame or dose of fancy coffee so many of you are quite willing to spend fifty sixty one hundred bucks a month on fancy coffee expensive less week in Chicago my nephew they got mocha Chino they got chocolate chain Pacino Cappuccino Rapid Gina Gina Oh what the fuck he had a great fit and I felt the same way and I still do I just wanted to I mentioned it a couple of days ago it's really quite something even if you're not into mob lor you'll get yourself caught up right away if you like movies like goodfellas nations what is coming down the mainstream media line it's worth every cent it's the price of a fancy coffee I love that but you know what it saw ironic many and I just want to thank all of you who stepped up this weekend and I'll name you knew fifty dollar patriots at the end of the show but I spent Saturday night going to bed listening to the interview between I came in contact with him and when I hear Sammy talk it makes me think of those days and if I can if I may let me just say I I I got to college nineteen more or less legalized but these were businesses where you know we had leads of the names of big gamblers and we used to get these names from casinos in Vegas and then on those old surveillance videos in prison he had a real gruff way of talking he was tough to understand Sammy is a lot more let's say learn it city paper but that takes time you gotta really prove yourself so what am I doing meantime I'll never not know how to write I'll write freelance articles I'll do things like that here and there but I think of my star in journalism whenever I his Sammy speak you know you can't hear John's John Gotti speak anymore but Sammy you know you listen to John brought on Big Cup of Pumpkin spice flavored coffee from starbucks he's like you're GonNa love this shit man my sister and I spit out like it was poison but a lot of you liked Emma as a starting reporter for fourteen thousand five hundred dollars a year could not do that plus I had a girlfriend in law in I love my family I would leave I wanted to write for get it it just fuel it has to be in my body at a certain hour if it tastes good that's a bonus so go make another pot I don't want capron office make picks and we would use those picks to sign guys up now so you can get a guy before he before even wants to see the merchandise if you can Atlantic City and you're only as good as the leads your company got another company I worked for three companies in one it was media sports profit line and major wager and if you know what all those you know the Irishman Casino you'll get it and it's fairly very interesting I can't help but think what I'm listening to to Sammy gamonal talk had three wax had taken John Gotti down and I've told you those stories before I was going to court to pay my respects because I knew John Gotti somewhat but I don't think I told you how I so I'm over there and we would just cold cold gamblers every day and see if they were gambling on football baseball basketball and we had a hand eighty four I had nothing I had no I wasn't GonNa Start in journalism right away it wasn't going to leave New York to to go work and eastbound fuck is there were popping up all over Long Island and the industry was just starting out but basically they're back everywhere now because gambling's been and the Guy Listen try to send him indulgence it's awesome now not listen I want a cup a regular coffee even if it's bad I want it from loveland Colorado I'll never forget it and we got along famously I even eventually violent my wedding but it's a sad ending I'll get to that time things done and make their millions it's a different kind of different kind of animal but you know way back when the feds in West Union or charges credit card which is a whole different thing and that's where a lot of these companies got in trouble 'cause they double banging people's cards and it was five thousand everybody's happy now I know that I can bet so I stopped to really get them going good just one he's going good his bookie dies and Hicks his name was given me a lot of guys had him over the years but he couldn't turn the big money from so they groomed him and they couldn't make it work I got him eventually taking the advice you give them winning all that money and never shutting you your money so a lot is based on trust and back then the to get money was to have someone sending Tash Fedex Bert Young's name and the Pope of Greenwich Village so I had a lot of clients who bet on Games and they'd pay me twenty percent based on what might pick one and I'm like I said twenty one twenty two years into guy you're GonNa win from this week and he's GonNa pay you twenty percent of what he wins after he collects from his bookie it was really tough a lot of it was based on trust what's to stop a guy from that was eddie grant now Johnny Rock was Aidan Quinn's name in the movie reckless which I loved him and Daryl Hannah Jimmy Doyle was Deniro's dam in New York New York and Eddy grant basically Paul's betting and he's getting up there he's been ten twenty thirty granted game but this took a long time to figure out if he can bet that much I had to win him ten fifteen twenty thousand old making sixty to eighty thousand dollars a year tash since one thousand nine hundred eighty three eighty four a lot of fucking money I bought a sports car I you know I put my it's like getting Gordon Gecko in Wall Street bag in the elephants I wanted to get Paul Hicks and if you want a lot of money he'd send me a Lotta money well him and I hit it off I was a stockbroker the week and he'd send me four five grand and it took it took a lot of time took a lot of weeks we lost money but eventually I had these big games I go listen I'm not gonNA waste once you get it tasted a big that's all you want so I gotta get pulled kicks a bookie what do I do so reach out to my cousin Albert Albert vouching for a stranger halfway across the country but we didn't and little did I know it's a well this guy had no other place no other place to place a bet so my bic my biggest customer the guy that I you know relied on to live what kind of trouble I was put me in Albert in but that's for another state another day so everything was fine for a while I was losing but he was paying the outfit on nudity operation whatever they lose that first week I get half that amount they lose so if I got a guy coming in who's making who's who's betting a fortune and on-time no problem and he would send me the money and I'd bring the money to Queens right I got to see the guys in the operation and got to see John and they were happy because it was new money yeah it was a fiasco but back then I would go I used three different names I would call gamblers on the three D. I was johnny Rourke I was Jimmy Doyle the money so my buddy running selley tells me he's making a fortune I sorta don't he's working for these sports tout's did you these business about stu finer he was on one of my shows about a year and a half ago he still doing this over thirty five years he's one of the biggest names he is the biggest name in sports game Johnny's a cousin of mine and Long Island West ice obscene high school a year or two older than me and Albaro at this point was out of school and working in asphalt business that was down on a house for me and my wife to move support my mother back then because my dad was dying and I was paying the mortgage on her house so one day I get this huge Cambe Paul means listen to this guy goes bad would come at you if this guy's money disappears will come to use the money that's what that vouching things and even Alba was scared because he brought me in John Gato boss this is eighty three eighty four actually was four and I knew Albert could help me find my mother did not want me to call album because he was the black sheep relied on me to handle these gambles with care and then collect when our picks what but we weren't winning for a long time so they weren't asked Frock Tober Twenty First Twenty nineteen well I'm GonNa very somber mood it was it's been let's say he loses ten times right away I get five of that I have five thousand dollars site couldn't say no to that so I call a few more gamblers I know and every time this guy wanted was new money getting put into the operation and it was thousands of dollars it wasn't a few hundred here and it was thousands so they liked me so one day John Fine just like he promised John well so here's the thing though what I was doing was wrong on a lot of levels because don't forget I was working for a company who snappers going to be a fake punt block I mean that was amazing and these guys bought it so Paul Puts Down Twenty five times in a game and he wins sends me one night we go to play basketball to YMCA in Queens we meet John We meet John Son John John Junior and he we I tell them what's going on but by look you've been having a good time with this poll guy you got anybody else you WanNa bring I'll tell you what I'll do if you bring new guys and I'll put you on what they call a half sheets have sheets men whoever I bring and don't get involved as long as we trouble Blah Blah Blah but of course I call I tell him what's up he tells me that's with his friend John John Operation in Queens I'm sure it'll be okay time of five games night can you go one game at twenty five thousand and one day said well sure I can I just like to win as well Paul this is GonNa fucking win because once you've got a guy bet that kind of money you don't WanNa talk to you gamblers Rebecca one hundred bucks a game because you're never gonNA make big dull big deal the end of the week he wins four hundred dollars you sent you eighty who cares setup by nine them up I didn't know if this point but the guy was set the business up was a guy named John Gotti but John Gotti was nobody knew he was a tough guy in the Gambino family but he wasn't I gave him some bullshit reason why I was GonNa win it was bullshit it was a guy in the back row flipping a coin heads details but you make it sound like it's the best game ever the referees and on we got a center whose along oh I got guys who are betting I'll make it a lot of money and I would bring the money in and John was happy I was thrilled because I'm making money I was happy because everything's working out you were walking down the street and he says sure you vouch for the guy he can peaking gamble neither vouch for Paul Hicks I didn't know vouching really meant but when you voucher somebody sending us any money however when they lost they would pay in John and John was paying me so basically I was making money the way and John knew what I was doing he liked what I did he also liked that I went to college and he told me more than wants to do something good with my degree don't get involved with this kind of life I let me just say right now tomorrow night I said you watch what my guide does tomorrow night everything changes tomorrow night I don't get any more money stealing names I mean guys got banged up and they made us watch but that night I had and I don't know what possessed me but I just decided the fuck was I I wasn't a mobster I was the practicing to become one but that was that thing which began that night trust me John is GonNa be Bush after nece and I I still didn't know all the guys names like I did in years to come but Albany businesses had mob backing as well and so there was some fights that happen in those buildings that was scary I saw guys get smacked to shit for stealing leads Akhavan I want this money I'm getting pissed you know because I look I wasn't in the mood my father was dying I was keeping my mother's house alive paying for the Paul Castellano gunned down outside sparks steak house in Manhattan in front of everybody and if that weren't enough I happened to have a friend who was there the friend of mine who who just died a few months ago Gay Kevin I love Gay Kevin he happened to be on that street he was walking by what had happened and he told me to shoot his war US album calls being goes when I tell you I said is this good he goes it don't suck obviously the next day at work I got the money Russian fur hats and they all went different directions after the shots and it was an accident that was staged on one end of the street so the cops could drive down the block it was a whole thing I think about me where I'm always near the right shit at the right time that night that thing about me that quality was born that forrest gump bullshit was born December December fifteenth nineteen eighty five our calls me and says to me something base GonNa Happen Tomorrow what do you mean she's GonNa be something's going to happen tomorrow night it's GonNa be big orange saving for a house for me and my future wife I didn't want to hear about getting less money so we start getting loud and it starts to get threatening because let me tell you some is it to blurt out something to show them that I was around the right people now sticking my chest out you know what I mean I just felt I can do this based on what Albert said I don't know no one was supposed to get two big Paul he was called the Howard use of the mob so I'm sitting home I couldn't believe it that meant John Guy was born okay so I listened and I wanted what the fuck could be happening that you know I I just wouldn't put two and two I wasn't thinking of murder and his fate will have it that night was also the night that one of my bosses at the sports tout job was giving me some bullshit about not being able to pay me my commissions I usually get because the guy that he gave me who was hammered Djing money with somebody that he was handling and I should only get fifty percent and not twenty-five bullshit you didn't argue GonNa happen but I had complete faith and what it said was going to happen tomorrow night so I said you're GonNa wish you pay me that fucking money to see what happens tomorrow night and they're like what they were holding for me and from that day thought I got thirty percent on new guys not fifteen it was like a legendary story and follow me around and the truth is I don't remember it happening before that and I'm not going to bore you with the rest of the whole story's what happened with the business and Blah Blah Blah but actually well one day I told so I came up with this idea and I went to New York Newsday and I came up with the idea like what if I I know you've covered the trial like crazy with all sorts of reporters and shit he understood that and he'd wink at me and I wanted to keep going I like going now I liked the Redan job I couldn't go to the city every day and still get to work on time it's over the feds kept trying to you know take him down and by then I was a young journalist Newsday and that's why I went to the courthouse and that's why I would all of New York City was but I asked if I could just every day right a sidebar on what John Gotti was wearing what it was like to witness those few moments when he emerged from his respects to see him because you know I like what he did I like what he told me about keep your ticket do something with your degree don't be in a business like this so when I saw him in court I think more minutes kept from me it's going to change tomorrow night I walk out and then like a movie the next night two. TV's interrupted with news that can't be no boss Thou confirm because he owed thirteen grand to John Gotti's operation and he stopped painting but then eventually it just disappeared and it all went away but I was scared breath Scotty told me and Albert you GonNa Colorado and you're not gonNa go to the fucking ski you'd get my fucking money is very scary anyhow eventually John Gotti's rain car and met his fans it was crazy so I would detail what he

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Hot For Teacher

Fame is a Bitch

34:17 min | 3 weeks ago

Hot For Teacher

"From workhouse, connect in a J Benza. Vein he likes to be walk on a leash and play really dirty kinky sex tapes is. The Guy put the cop in the peacock network. Okay, Bitch, Hey! Everybody Aj Benza here with famous a bench. This is the original famous bitch. The one that spawned the amazing Patriot, show, famous bitch and then spawned. The demon child politics is a bitch. Both of which you need to be on by the way. Thank you for tuning in. Today's Patriot I wanna tell you right now. I delve into neier Rivera. Disappearing drowning whoever you want to call it, I have a theory on what may have happened to her. And I've done the research. No one's come up with this theory. Yet I have a lot to say about it. I think I'm onto something all right. So check out. Today's Patriot Patriot Dot Com. Slash. Famous bitch. Sorry I had to buy just had hot dogs for dinner. Just a quick quick hotdogs know when I eat the hotdogs here in la I'm not a big. Fan I'm a big fan of dodger dogs. You know I've been all over baseball parks. Baltimore's got great hot dogs. I'm not a big fan of dodger dogs. I know it's the thing out here, but I bit into one unlike I. You know I think you have to love the dodgers and love Vince Gully. I'm a New York guy. You know I like Brett I like that Nathan like the hot dogs that snapping you buy in that snap in the hot juice goes in the back enough. That's what I bought tonight. I, Nathan. Boar's head hotdogs. There are a little bit longer. The intimidating I like them big I know some of you ladies do. listen. Checkout Patriots today seriously naira Rivera. It has I think it has something to do with an Eminem Song. Okay, that's about as much, and I'm going to tell you go. Check it out I. Think she used the eminem lyrics to really orchestrate her exit, said because she was one hell of a hot girl and I think that problems that she had in life. Life with men I know girls. That I've dated girls like that. They're so fucking hot that you don't WanNa leave because the sexist so good. They're so fucking sexual. Just you just you don't WanNa leave, so you're hanging there. Because the shit gets crazy, you can't leave. I don't WanNa. Think someone else fucking his girl. That's the way you get. It gets you nuts. But eventually you go fuck. This I can't handle it. I'll take sex that goes down a notch or two just had no drama. I think that's why always found herself. Leaving a relationship or men leaving her, or in the case of Big Sean, who she was engaged to you know one night. She goes to surprise him. oops, he's fucking Arianna Guerande. A reason why that should happens anyhow. Real. Quick I wanted to mention that it appears the networks are now beginning to think that you know maybe having outspoken reality. Stars are more reliability than than than something fun. For many years, we've all been treated to reality star, saying crazy Kooky Shit on the show off the show, and they got a lot of press a lot an ink. They've all signed big fucking. Brand deals God knows Bethany. Franco became a multimillionaire because of skinny girl. Margarita and other businesses she's in. Not for nothing Bethany Franken when she did celebrity apprentice. Donald Trump was high in the Hong. It's not a billionaire, then awfully close right. There's always a discrepancy what he owns. He only slaps his name on things. He's not really rich now. Shut the fuck up whatever he was. He was like the Big Daw. Right Cut Cut to nowadays Bethany Frankel has like five businesses that are making tons of money. I venture to say I'm not saying she has more money than trump, but she's awfully fucking close. I bet you. I bet you I could be wrong, but it's close in other words it would. You'd never think that if you go back to the early days of real housewives, you would never think this is going to be a fucking mogul. But she isn't part of the reason why she is. Because she said so many things on the show and off the show 'cause those reality stars are following everywhere that before this world got so fucking lame and PC. You're allowed to be paid to be irreverent. It paid to be Kooky. It paid to be that guy on the elevator. That was kind of different. You know it was okay if you went to work, and you were the office crazy guy. Now, they're all GonNa. They're fucking HR. Hold them in. The cops came. They'd been swept. The place has been cleaned out. You'll never meet those people again. Anybody was interesting intriguing of out there. They're gone. Thanks fucking PC culture. That's what you've ruined. You've taken the personality of out of going to everybody's boring nine to five fucking job now. These those jobs feel like nine to eight. And because of Instagram facebook and tweeting and texting now, people who work nine to five work nine to twelve. We need the reverend people around those they save us, but now you can't you can't. Because fucking Bob Tall. Stephanie, she looks Hot Nattrass at the Christmas party and he's gone. Everybody's gone. Meanwhile Stephanie would have given a blowjob anyhow, because she's that girl every year at the Christmas party that guys take bets on. WHO'S YOU'RE GONNA? Blow for? We all have a Stephanie. We all talking about. So. You must have heard. Maybe having a number of networks have hired private investigators. To pro, their own talents, social media threads and feeds and profiles to find signs. Of Racism. You know and maybe saying things that are off color. God, forbid you don't act liberal. You know maybe you don't raise the fucking gay flag in June anything that could be looked at as A. he's not one of us. And, now the networks are actually offering stars. Good behavior bonuses in their contracts. And since reality, TV seems really to rely almost entirely on bad behavior. For entertainment that's what launched it. It's very strange to me why networks would want to cultivate a bunch of goody two shoes on their shelves I. Don't think it's GonNa work. To told him not behaving well, and what they mean is no racial slurs on social, media. Don't get into fights which a cast mates. What's the bachelor like without fights? You know I mean they're not exactly setting the high bar, but when I used to a high bar on reality TV. But was watch without the fights without the drama. I know a lot of you. Ladies Out. There are into this shit. Housewives Vander pump the Bachelor Ninety Day fiance. How many of you? Think that you'll you know you'll watch this shit without the drama of what these women do you know? I think this is going to be the slow De. Reality TV that makes me happy. Makes you girls feel. Okay, listen. We're going to have to talk about this. We've been talking about it on the facebook. podcast obsessed page banging around. It's raised the ire in a lot of women. Gosh Marty Brigham Mogae Brigham is GonNa Climb through the fucking computer. Choke me a few of you. Don't want to hear me say this. But I gotta be who I gotta be. Let's, talk, Mary Kay Letourneau. Most, women out there will scream. She's a pedophile guys to and I get it. and. There are some men who here that enroll. There is and I get that to. Look there's no debate that she's a pedophile or have had pedophile tendencies. There's no debate about that. I mean I. Guess I. Give Her credit for never going after another young boy. Does she get any credit for that? It was just the one. I! MEAN, don't. Really have to keep feeding their sickness, don't they? Usually have am all they just keep going. They have a trend. The sickest keeps feeding on other boys and other. You know what I'm saying. Is there a male pedophile who medic twelve year old girl? And when she got out of jail, he married her and started a family with her. Of course, not I don't know of one new view. However. You feel about this woman. I think more than anything else. She is an enigma that we haven't seen before or since. Can we at least agree on that? You want to call pedophile. Sure if the if the. If, the definition of pedophile is to have sex so to to to like. Go after somebody WHO's underage that absolutely she's a pedophile and I. Don't like pitfalls. I fucking hate him. I mean I just look to have a a typical husband family like she did to be a teacher, and then four for twelve or thirteen year old boy. Get get arrested. Get sent to prison, but maintain that love to stay. To stay, it'll. All those years is what confuses me and fascinates me. I know I can't fathom woman falling in love with Rocco and telling me Oh my God. He's Sofa sexy. The way he plays Saga I can't take. I can't explain it. I think it's sickening. I really do. And, if that were happening to me, I kick, harass down the driveway before I. Call The cops. I'd also make sure he stayed away from her. You know. I don't know what I do. If he fell in love and made every attempt to wait for her through a prison sentence, and then when when he was of age, marry her, and then start his own family. At, what point am I supposed to stop it? Stop Him from loving her. Stop the dating when he's over eighteen, I can't do that. Stop the marriage. Stop the fatherhood. I think a lot of people are cut and dried when the they can't understand something. A lot of you like she's a fucking pedophile and she belong in jail I'm glad she's dead. The message boards that talk about this case God, you'd think. I'm not saying pedophilia is excusable, but this particular instance these two not pedophilia in general I'm sorry I'm GonNa. Throw an umbrella over I think if you just analyze. Villi and Mary Kay it is a very different thing we've never seen before. But the message boards want her fucking dead. They want her revive and killed again. But I also know there are a lot of guys out there who you know, maybe not twelve. Maybe Fourteen fifteen. We can certainly understand having a crush on a teacher. At that teacher would have come onto us or one of our friends. There'd be fucking high fives all over the locker room. Now. That's not the scene you'd see in a girls locker room if If Mr Colleen came after young Mary. You wouldn't see that scene. He brought to jail I. Get it. And you know Mary's follow the probably kill him. Lately in this new instagram tiktok culture where girls get ticked jobs for their sweet sixteen, I don't think it would be as sad or as terrifying as it was back in our day. I I really don't. It's a hard thing to talk about. All I'm saying is. She didn't cast a spell on him. That lasted twenty or twenty five years. That's not a spell. She's not a witch. She was an insanely Horny, sick twisted woman. With a predilection for this one. Twelve or thirteen year old boy. And just as I feel about woody, and soon ye there's something I can't put down or judge about the fact that they went and stayed together for many many years I find that fascinating, and whatever discussed I may have I may have felt back in the day. That's subsided. I couldn't get enough of this story when it happened when I had my column, but I can tell you. part of the reason was I kind of thought. She was a little hot. You know got crazy hot. One of those people guys know like you WanNa. Fuck the crazy girl, but you have to get away. Real Gentle Kushtia make your life miserable, you know the crazy makes her better in bed, so you want to do that, but then extricate yourself I. Always I call it landing jet with two wheels instead of three. You gotta get the fuck out of there safe and sound, because if you land that wrong if you leave too soon. The jets can explode, and you're GONNA die. You know what I mean, you don't have a baby as the baby sleep on your chest, and you walk it upstairs before you put it new crib, and just as you like six inches from the crib, your bodies leaning over the rail. You got to be so careful about last six inches. Because if that baby gets jolted, he's up an ad. Set your back with the bottle and bouncing on the knee and putting on fucking Dora the explorer whatever it is, that's what it's like when you leave a crazy girl. I'm getting off the subject I kind of found her little hot. She reminded me if Kim. Basing her had a crazy younger sister who knew she wasn't as hot as Kim, but have the try harder. That's what I. Look Twenty one twenty two years together is nothing to sneeze at. And at the time of her death, Mary Kay Letourneau and Villi were separated, but I remember. He said when they separate two thousand seventeen. He had to do it because he he needed a license to sell marijuana, and because she was married to a felon it. That couldn't happen, so they have to do that. Separation thing and they got back together before they. Separate once more last March. But before that they were separated by the state when Mary was imprisoned for seven years after she pled guilty to two counts of felony second degree child rape. And you know she gets pregnant right away. She comes in jail pregnant again. Balkanise the kids a father. Before his fifteen got two kids. In case you forgot the details. She's a teacher in Seattle and she had already taught Villi in second grade then. She got him again in sixth grade. So she was thirty four, when she began his sexual relationship with his kid ninety six, he was twelve or thirteen. I read different reports either way. It's not good. The had the first kid a year later, and she's awaiting sentencing after pleading guilty to charges of second degree child rape. She served three months. She gets a reduced set and she comes out of jail. She defies orders. And she's fucking them again in the back seat of a car. Then, she gets seven years. When she gave birth to the second kid and ninety eight I mean. I remember when I did a reels. Reels the reels channel. Did a show did some specials and I was on one of the ones on her? I spoke with somebody who's a close friend of hers at the time, and she told me that Mary Kaye would actually time it. So that when she fucked village, she knew she was ovulating and it was the most optimum time to conceive. pretty sure that wasn't going to be a problem with his sperm fourteen row kit. That's like a rocket fuel at that age for God's sake, but that's that's pretty calculated. I mean that's that's a sickness in itself. So again I'm not trying to say she's a wonderful person. Hey, looks look beyond this. I'm not, but I do find it fascinating that normally we like roundup pedophile want them killed because they go after people underage. They don't just do it once they have they trend what it's A. It's a cyclical. They keep doing it. They have a sickness. It's very onto me that someone finds one person sticks with that one person leaves her family of four children. You know. Had she been a man? She would have been sentenced to decades in jail. Originally. The she got a slap on the wrist. You know on a series now. I think we can expect that. A full blown case of PTSD IS GONNA. Kick in for this really now that she's gone. You know he's gotta be experiencing so many conflicting emotions right now. Even though he's an adult and the father of two adults. You know she was always in charge, so I bet there there were things that really. Couldn't do say since she was still around. That entity they did a while back. But their daughters, he obviously, he looked like he really adored the daughters. Much I. Bet also made it hard to say or do things against their mother. But he now has to start his life while being completely in charged for the first time in his life that may be where the disconnect lies. That may be where this whole thing is going to be damaging to him because I don't think he was damaged the whole time he was with her I. Just don't buy it, people say. Did you see the interview? She was so controlling. Come on, come on. I understand when you married, and maybe you're not in love with your spouse anymore. You can't leave because your kids there. I understand that that could be the case to. Maybe one day we'll talk about it. But I just can't flat out annihilate her. Boy Women, just left me. I can't just flat out annihilate her, because this was something that developed into hardcore love and lasted. Two decades. There's something about that that I have to give some credence to. As gross as I think it is to fall in love with a twelve year, old boy of Bailey has pubic hair I you know I! Get it! It's fucked up. How does Villi continue to live his life now? He's definitely going to need some help. And I hope PA friends around will rally around him and get his life on track and. You know I know. He's not a stupid kid, but he's going to need some help. The people I feel worse about is her kids from her first marriage I mean. Can you imagine? You'd WANNA. Change Your name and move so fucking far away. I imagined our ex. Husband had to deal with this man especially when she was caught screwing Villi for the second time. How fucking mortifying? You know I remember. When I was reporting on the story, they had a ship marriage. They both were having affairs back. Then you know she. She was married to her college. Sweetheart Steve had four kids, but I remember. There were reports that that that she was getting physically abused throughout the marriage. And then they were both having affairs. It was a fucked up marriage. But? He eventually moved the kids to Alaska. And he got married two times after Mary Kay, but you know for the most part. He raised those kids alone, and he got a job for Alaska. Airlines for a long time and none of the kids turned out fucked up. But I always found this weird, and this may even help my point to a degree. When Mary Kay married Villi her oldest daughter from her first marriage. Mary Clare served as her maid of honor. Don't you think that? That means something I dunno, it must mean something. I know most people think badly nominee upset. She's dead I. Get it, I. I will say I can't imagine what a tornado she must have been I mean one day. You're married to a pretty schoolteacher. He got four young kids. She looks like she's kind of hot to trot. Still good figure you know young vivacious the neck. She's gone completely nuts, and she's sneaking blowjobs in the back seat of the family car with a thirteen year old Samoan boy. That's crazy. High Before I. Tell my pseudo Mary Kay. Laterna story that happened to me Oh, yeah! Thank my tippy top my. Allergy Tran Angela Dino Angelique Heller a net Mahoney Cross, Audra, Fortune Chris Elise Chris Star Dana Parks Parkson Betty deb Thompson. Debbie McKay he debbie Anderson. Eric, Gale Edwards Dr George. Canals Heather Brindell Jackie Robbins Jennifer. Lewis Joe Leone the Great. Catherine speed the Great Catherine stood collymore yellow. Kim Casto, Marcello, Martinez Margie Brigham Matt Manley Melanie Howell Michael. Lipton Patty Markle. Pauli whittaker Sarah Walker Sherry Finnerty Super Oh five. Tatas LaSalle Circus Wendy Mukasey. Also just for heads up. Mike at Avino as ordered some more shirts. And some masks? Yes, we're going with famous a bitch facial masks. Its current it's time, don't you think but the sharks are outstanding? Got a picture yours truly on the front and the back has both politics is a bitch, and fame is a bitch anybody, that's not a patron of either of those shows, or both you really missing out, go to Patriot. Dot Com slash famous bench or slash politics is a bitch and fucking catch up were killing it. I'm killing it. Okay, I can't put myself anywhere. Near the situation of Mary Kay and Ville, I'll just say that but. I did have a little thing with a teacher of mine. Okay I was sixteen. And I developed a crush on my giant teachers. She was twenty eight. But you know, it was just that while I was in school, we had a lot of fun in class. She was my Italian teacher like I said she also taught French. And you don't want the attraction. The flirtation was very obvious. I adored. I I really did I could not wait to go to go to class. You're young and school. You can't wait to walk by the class. That has that girl you think is pretty new stand by the window and look for her face, and she might throw his smile, or that was the way I felt about this teacher. I mean every time. She looked at me especially. If I was going to tell a joke, she would literally bend over and laugh. I could do no wrong and I loved it. And I had her in eleventh grade, and it was like a year long flirtation. And I wanted to see him more than girls. I liked the gym or in the hallways. It was like an obsession. He even open school week. My mother came back from school. All she could tell me was boy I. Don't know what you did to your. Tien teacher, but she loves you. She was smiling the whole time she spoke about you when she talked about other kids. Nothing straight face with you. She was smile US I wa. What are you doing? I said that she's Nice. I couldn't tell my mother. So. In my senior year I kinda grew into myself right? I wasn't awkward anymore at all. I wasn't even with her eleventh grade, but you know it is next year. I got more into myself. I told you about me my buddy, Ronnie and Freddie, lifting weights every day up my house up my my spare bedroom and made a weight room. We were crushing it. We didn't stop. Tweet benched three hundred pounds. We have fucking obsessed with it. and. I originally was taken Italian for some reason having to do with an elective I forget the exact reasons, but I was in the office. About to talk to my guidance counselor about it, because basically in my senior year, I only had. Three or four periods three periods that meant something to me. The other four literally study halls or GIN, so I spent more than half the day in gym or just hanging around study hall. was very easy. But about a week into the new school year, I missed her. So I signed at a gym. Class I went to my counselor and said I. WanNa take Italian again. And he said Okay I'll see if I can get in so-and-so's plastic. Yeah, I wanted to class. So he does so one day I get my slip from my guidance counselor and I just walk into her class about fifteen minutes into a lesson now. Schools been on for about a week. I Walk in child. Coma stop you know just talking Italian. And I tell the kid in the front seat. You gotta go into back. This is my seat from last she. Maybe she didn't tell you going back. Everybody's looking to me. That's my seat. Marie name was Murray Murray. He's in my seat Talamona back Marie and all these junior in the they're looking at me and just doing what I say. And the teacher goes. What are you? Doing I said I miss you I figured I'd come back and make a year. And now she's laughing nervously. And then I dropped the note on her desk in her eyes went on. She goes what does this. I said I missed you. I feel like I need to learn more. She goes. You speak perfect Italian I said I guess there's more you can teach me Murray. and. She just smile wide, and she can continue at a lesson in that year. Man I couldn't wait for seven period Italian now. She was dating a guy back down. Much older man I think he was forty, five or some shit. She was twenty eight, and I used to break a balls and walk up to her and say real serious. What do you do I worry about you? And she's thought left, and Yhs I just this old man you with houses heart stop. Aj I said. No, but you know. Listen I did a little mess. When you have fifty, he's be sixty-seven. Is he going to be alive as is going to be? Can you push a wheelchair up hill at fifty, just busting a balls? And every day I. Make Tell me things in because she done it so sexy and French and she'd walk across up and down the aisles during class and she i. say say say is in French sheets eight in French I grip, I would grab a forearm and kiss it. Gomez and she was more tissue Adams. Nowadays the fucking Swat team would repel down the school wall and choked me out. You know I'd be killed. But it was a full fledged two way street of flirting. I remember. I had a pimple I wouldn't even care how it made me look to a pretty girl in class I didn't want her to see and then when class was I'd say. Maria a needle. Extra help you know what ninety free and it went on like this all the time you know. And then I I knew was getting a little weird. Because one day, she was a little bit of a bad. And I was talking to March or some shit. I forget but I. You know she. She threw in a race around me to shut up, but very lighthearted way, but it hitting face, and I got embarrassed, and I fired the race a back at her. And it hit her in the stomach and it hit her heart. and. She kinda like not double, but you could tell she was shocked. And she got so sad so fast, and while she was wiping chocolate for just I remember her eyes were. Like they were filling up. I said Holy Shit. This is terrible. Even the girl one of the girls in class I used to date, she goes. What's going on with you, too? So look we. Know Mary Kay and villa situation, but it's almost unbelievable. Another forest Benza moment, so let's cut to I graduate, but eleven years goes by now. It's one thousand, nine, hundred, ninety one. I'm at the Daily News my buddy. Tony Calls Me, says hey. I just bought this House Gardens City. You'RE NOT GONNA. Believe who just moved in next to me as He Goes Marie. She and her husband lived here, but now it's just her I said. What do you mean lived? He goes well. They split up and she stayed in the House I said to me favorite Toni give him my number and tell her I love to, and before I can even finish those women. I told her I still see you and she told me to give you her number. So now I'm like Holy Shit now about a month before this. I had taken out on a date. It was his lady that live down the street from my house. When I was a kid playing stickball eighteen nineteen twenty years old, there was a woman who was probably forty, maybe right, and she used to speed down a block in this black Eldorado with red leather interior. That are husband bought. They divorced. She kept the big house in a sexy little daughter. Her name's Nicky and we'd all run to. To the street when Nikki drove buying Mental Dorado and stupid kids. We called her the Hor-. Because we didn't know any better, we just thought. WHO's this hot lady who dresses hot lives alone? We didn't know the details. The husband left her with this house. We had no clue one time she had a garage sale and we couldn't wait to go to the house to get anything that belonged to her. I, actually saw obsessed with I had to have something she touched. I bought her bedroom alarm clock. Long story short few years go by I get divorced, I get invited to a wedding from somebody in the neighborhood. Guesses at the wedding. This lady Nikki we get to talk and I tell her about stickball. We all run to the street arm, and so used to smile allows like Suzanne somers in In that movie what the Fuck was the movie. You know all the all the fifties, kids American graffiti. And she's laughing and I asked ground. Let's don't one night. Let's go to just go buy dinner in the city, which is fine and I bought a dinner in this little place in the city called Rocco's on Sullivan Street Mario Batali was the chef. He was branch out and pressing. Impress us. Went Back to the house. My wife is gone. We divorced and I had a fun time with Nikki So now I'm like Hey I've been. I've been with the fifty woman so like you know Marie not fifty. This is going to be great so I. I I was going crazy. Those days just recently divorced sewn every out. I could imagine. So Tony gives me a number I. Call Her we meet for a drink. which was can imagine how fun that was. She hadn't changed at all. She still had that same insanely cute smile. And, we talked and laughed about the fact that you know. She went married that older guy. And just as I, wonder as a kid didn't work out. We had a laugh about that I told her about my marriage ending, and how we really good friends more than passionate lovers bought the. and. She said similar things mostly that things got too predictable and boring shit. We weren't shitting on our XS. Just telling the truth to to to someone who who listen have a fresh perspective that kind of stuff. So. We have a wine. have another wine and now I'm a man. I'm thirty I'm divorced. She's forty two. She's single. And it was an amazing thing that I swear I can still see what she was wearing. What we sat I see the whole place. And She smiled and said you WANNA come back and see my house. I said only if you speak French to me while we're there. and. We go to the house she gives me tour opens up another bottle and I remember. The tip of her nose was getting a little flush with color because we drank. I don't think she drank this much. You know I was fine, but I can tell this a little too much for her maybe. And then she put on Carole King All people I, remember was carole king. And I don't remember what movie came on after that. But I remember the drive back home. And it's the ride that every boy wants to have having just had a night with the teacher. You crushed on in highschool. I jumped in the car at this point in my life I was driving a black Mercedes five hundred. and. It was a convertible. And, I used to play sly and the family stone the cassette tape. And I hopped into call. Is this fucking car was so fucking strong and fast, and it was the wintertime site I would crank the heat. Put the top down and just drive through the city and see the beautiful lights. Nothing like it now I think the New York I wouldn't dare drive through it. Let alone top down but I. Remember I through the tape in a tape deck, and it was sly and the family stone playing the Song Milady. I love that song. WanNa get in a good mood. Throw in Milady from sly and the family stone and I drove home. The wind whipped through my hair when I had it. Boy, what a time that was, but this made me think. I wasn't twelve thirteen. Obviously, but I'm trying to say there's a big difference in the way of boy feels about a teacher crushing on him. And the girl might take it when A. A male teacher is crushing on her. Those are two different things entirely and I don't like when people just merely. Go across the board. Pentothal put a spell on. She's a foxy ruined his childhood I. Don't buy in this particular situation I just don't. I. Don't think she ruined his childhood I. Think the love she had for him, certainly altered his life. But are you gonNa tell me. His life turned out shitty. With two daughters. He lost his childhood. Who Fuck knows what childhood would have been like childhood the best for everybody? I don't know how. You can't look back at this kid's life. At however, all the isn't think what a shit life. I don't think that about him. Let's see what he thinks about himself. And when he thinks about her and his life with her, before we just cast this judgment on her as a real thought, who deserves to die and I don't. I can't get that strict and that heart-to-heart can't. I can't I'm sorry that pisses off the females out there and some of the guys. I gotTA stick to my guns here. It's just different than the typical pedophile situations, and maybe not supposed to understand it I wouldn't want to happen to my son Rocco, but I still can't completely shit on what she had with Villi. That's it gang. I'm Jay Benza. That was your podcast for June tenth twenty twenty. I'll talk to. You is Monday. Thank you for listening fame. Bitch is an AJ Benza workhouse connect production, featuring the endless wisdom, insightful commentary, and sometimes fucked up perspective of AJ. Benza executive producer. 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ACS (Part 1): Ken Block and AJ Benza

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ACS (Part 1): Ken Block and AJ Benza

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Guest today Ken blog with Gina grant on news, Paul Bryan on sound affects in a phone call with AJ and now. Your daddy doesn't approve them. And that just makes you love and more. Get it on. Get good day. Gina grad, dating you bald. Sorry. I'm sorry. Let's see we're got some some breaking avocado lawyer story Daniels lawyer news, it's all kind of going on and. On folding as we speak. And so last minute AJ Benza who's I never know how people know everything, but AJ Benza seems to know everything. Seve's the kind of leave it at that. He's convinced himself that he knows everything. And every time somebody says, you know, well, isn't he scared? It's going to get sued. He never gets sued. So that's got it. All yeah. And so the deal with like the Enquirer tabloid is your which out of France, they love that. They will say things that sound pretty outrageous about Kevin Costner or whoever. But if it's true, then will get sued true do get sued. But the stories that, you know, don't get sued. You can kind of like, you know, they can Seko's book alleged a lot of things a lot of people know lawsuits, no lawsuits. So what I'm kind of trying to set the table for here is whatever can say says or Tableau does your Habla. Habla? Does you whatever they say as outrageous as it may sound about whomever and less that lawsuit comes down the pike. Probably is true. And that's how they work. So AJ Benz has many things and never gets to a world where as an all lawyers. Tell me anyone can sue anyone for anything. The fact that aren't bandied about here. A lot of like, that's a total lie at the total lie. They printed a total lie or fake news or not a lawsuit. What he had to do about. It was going to say you can find anybody. Go ahead. You're a team of lawyers paying retainers do and it has happened. I think famously baton about Babs Barbara Streisand, and and in many others. There are many instances when a celebrity says or an entity says that is one hundred percent, not true. And I'm doing your ass, Tom. Cruise sued and won. I believe the National Enquirer or star one of those. Yes, the courts actually found that he was not as gay. Got sued. Wow. So we'll bring AJ on because he has some takes on Michael fanatic who. I interviewed on reasonable doubt with Mark Garriga's and. I was two things about avenue. He's pretty polarizing the porno lawyer. Yes. Ponant the porno lawyer his business card. I found him sort of to be quite engaging. You will find whether it's a naughty. Or Don King you get in the room with them. And you realize why they're able to do a lot of business charisma, then there's something engaging about the Garriga's factor. Yes. Has that as well? No complimenting him. Yeah. So am I. Yeah. I mean, yes, I am. Well, back the Gaga's I do. Garrison. I disagree about tons of stuff. Like all the time. And he just rolls right along. You can't be Mark arrogance and stop every time something you say, it's not popular or sometimes are every time somebody disagrees with whoever because you're defending Michael Jackson and Scott Peterson. And God knows who else you could make the argument that this is defining public persona or characteristic that he does the unpopular thing at least for the merger part of his career. Yes. And he walks walk, and he talks to talk, and it's a better way to go through life. The chances of you doing that for living. If you wanna work at a frosty freeze and just perfect that action where you can capsize cone dipping chocolate and pull it out without the software falling out into the. The the VAT of warm chocolate here out. Everyone's everyone's going to be in a good mood. And no one's ever going to take you take you to task for anything and make everyone's day. If you choose a profession where you give your opinion on a podcast or you defend Scott Peterson. Then they're going to be a certain percentage of society. Like one thousand percent of women white women between the ages of twenty two and seventy one going to fucking hate your guts or say, Chris Brown's like a son to be right? So. The only ones are going to judge you. Yes, you better get us to just walk it, just cash and checks and walk and walk into the mailbox getting that check in caching it. So back Garriga's is the nicest present companies marginally exploded, isn't ISIS guy of the planet. You know, he's not he's not polarizing in real life. Well, this is a good topic. Which is must we marry our opinions and must we marry other people's critiques are opinions or opposition to our opinions or what have you to? To to inhabit every soul there every every square inch of our soul and every fiber in our muscle. You know, I think he does not have that. He has the. I disagree them on things. He disagrees thing. But we both agree that we both love each other. And enjoy each other's opinions quite a bit and we can carry on. And it also it doesn't him disagreeing with what I say. Or are you disagreeing with he says are any version of that? Why does it reflect on him? You know? I mean, why why this? Why does he need to internalize all that stuff? That's just can't you. I mean you like. So you like SE and. Drew's wife likes UCLA, Corolla UCLA. Oh, yeah. He likes UCLA UCLA shirt ripped off them. No. I I know just talking about last time. I was confused about some sort of cream Abdul Jabbar conversation. But anyway, Synder I almost exclusively talked to my son about black men over six four. That's that's about people wanna go like, what did you and your dad talk about Chuck about cars? I brought up cars on rare occasion. But what we really talked about as black guys over six four average black men. Yeah. We'd do. Some Carl Malone talk maybe to help. Sake. Wayne, LeBron talk, and then we'd move into Kareem talk. Go like old school talk. Smallville Beckham junior talk. You know, we'll we'll make exceptions once in a while. Yeah. Still fairly range Humam scholar. Right. Right. But pretty much just talk about black guys with good vertical and tall. That's all. We talked about. And anyway, yes, he likes UCLA for reasons unknown. You like USC because you tended USC and doesn't make either one you bad person. And I'm not sure why either factor whatever one internalize that. Okay. Where the Hector grew want to USC. Sorry hosta hit podcast together. That's right fancy there. Dr drew went to USC UCLA or he went to med school USC bub-bubba. That's fine. This half the show brought to you by Quicken Loans at rocket mortgage dot com slash simply safe. Simplisafe dot com. I'm castro. Challenged tweets. You question casual challenge, hashtag, casual chance, sorry and curl show. And I should tell you that Ken block who's coming in here. Who does Jim? He's doing the tenth one, I know fairly well crazy visually some of the coolest stuff you'll ever see in your life that Jim Connor stuff. Yes. I just had this the first time because we known about drew going to USC for bed school and now rooting LA, which is horrible. I feel strong more strongly about that than I do about wives taking their husbands last names. Like choose not to or God forbid that goes the other way men's taking them and last night. Like, oh, how progressive how interesting I've never heard about that if a guy chooses the women's team. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. Oh, what school did drew go to with the the jumping Jeffries or the vampire, Lord, Jeff Lord. Chef and hers. Yeah. And I think they may have gotten rid of the mascot. Recently. What's a white guy doing run around the sideline? I know it's on the field. It's kind of funny because we don't like Indian mascots, and we don't like white guy mascots either. I think we should all just go with Stanford. Just put the tree out there. It's put a tree out there. Put a big spruce out there. We'll get on with our lives. All right now. They're the mammoths now. Good. All right problem solved who the indigenous community. Victor federation more furthering your cap, I can say, yeah. All right problem solve anyway moving forward. Way. I hope. Somebody. I hope when our civilization dies off by noon ish Saturday that whoever inhabits this planet will study us and be wildly confused by the things we prioritize the things we didn't seem to care about. I'll I'll enjoy that. I will enjoy that. So max Bada. I was saying that Ben Bailey from cash cab who was in here yesterday who I enjoyed quite a bit. I kept hearing him. And it was a reminding me of somebody all I do is. I see things are here things reminding said, oh, my God reminds me a rich Eisen his his cadence his tone and his canes. I didn't know if they're same neck of the woods. I couldn't tell a regional thing. I didn't know what it was. But you went and grabbed some Ben Bailey talking and some rich Eisen talking that's going to be satisfying to me. Let's hope. Do you? Do you see potentially you getting into a conference in joining it and getting giving up your independence at all the day after he did it we leased his cab and medallion from him for like. And then we just kept it going for like five years straight. You know? So they're two different microphones. But you can hear the. Yeah. If you picture timbre. Timber. Trying again. Yeah, I guess the two different Mike. Now, you gotta here's the key. Here's the Kate. Try to picture rich Eisen when banished talk. If you try to pick your rich Eisen when bene- stalking. It'll it'll make a difference. Do you do you see potentially you getting into a conference in joining it and getting giving up your independence at all the day after he did it we leased his cab and medallion from him for like. And then we just kept it going for like five years straight. You know, definitely the cadence something there. Cadence is there. All right now, we gotta get rich and Ben in here on the same. Mike and ask trivia questions. Question. Just pop pop my head. We will give us the broad strokes on the Abernathy as far as we know as of this moment. That's really all. We have. I'm sure AG will have more. But he, you know, you know, of course, he was representing stormy Daniels and her legal battle with Trump. He was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of domestic violence, and according to TMZ the arrest of a Tuesday night incident between the lawyer and a woman at an apartment and century city over here in LA, they said it was a strange wife, then they backed off on that Addie has been since released and has denied the accusation. Here's what he tweeted. He said I want to be clear, I did not commit domestic violence, nor have I ever committed domestic violence. I did not strike any woman nor have I ever I did not strike. My ex wife in the face, nor did I hit anyone else in the face. I have a decent, man. And I look forward to being exonerated. Both ex wives have gone on record as saying he's a good, man. Helpful running. Not sure if I get my current wife to go on record. Amicably Italy's and get older. Hey, everybody, our to write up something some kind of out me. All right. So we'll talk to AJ in a moment. Ho call and who has some info on this is online four. So we'll talk to him about this. I tell you about the simply safe, I'm a big fan of SimpliSafe home security prepared for everything. Storm takes out the power. We all know a lot of trouble out there. Let's be prepared. Let's get simply safe. If your pad gets destroyed, you got simply safe that are always be reading, maybe don't need to be ready for the worst case scenario. But that's what makes simply safe great. It is always ready just fourteen ninety nine a month. No contracts. No hidden fees. No, nothing. Just great service at a real good price up in running and under an hour peel and stick battery. So I stopped the ten years. I recommend SimpliSafe everyone. I know. There's two is in there. Simply safe SCO online. Order your system your kid, it'll show up a couple of days later to door put it up and under an hour, and you're up and running. Simplisafe dot com slash out on that is simply safe dot com slash annum. AJ Benza AJ. Hey, hey, good to speak to you. I'm sick are being there. But you don't wanna see me like this just me. Yeah. All right. I will go down that road with you. And and and give you a heads AJ. Got a podcast called fame as a bitch. It's every Monday Wednesday Friday on apple podcast and sign for patriot podcast every day. What do you know about this case? Well, here's the thing. The main thing that I've got to come to grips with is. He has to be able to reconcile two statements. He made one statement was he said out loud in front of police. He hit me first. Later in his speech to the people outside. He's had. I've never hit a woman. Reconcile those two statements. And I gotta tell you. I'm not gonna can condemn him yet a conviction yet because just like I believe in people are in the proven guilty even though he didn't cabinet trials. But there's a lot about of an ATI that spells out. This is the kind of guy that would Bashar woman in the face. You know what I mean? Did you call them kavadi, by the way? Shop. God to like, the sound of their own voice fame, boys, guys who have multiple marriages multiple lawsuits, typically, that's the kind of guy that's going to bang up a woman. Yes, or no. Well, let me think about this. Sound voice? Been sued a few times. I don't do the suing. But I have been sued AJ you like sound your voice? I'm not sure about. You're not sketchy at him myself. Cba nuts. Dechy iffy. Iffy. Well, there's a big if he of whether I'm going to be dicey. Am I passed the sketchy? But my current is Tyson. You know, what I mean, eventually my current will become my past case. My dicey will become my sketchy, still, epi. Yeah yet. So you're fine. That's right. It's not only formulates something I've been putting together over the years. I there's a couple, but but here's a here's a world. All right. Let me let me give you this world. The guy's Bing Crosby famously beat the crap out of his cats. Now, he was being. It wasn't sketch your tic-, but he was being. No. And it wasn't even if. If that guy can open a can of what at home the guy's going. Prove that holding the Gulf club. If that guy. To wets with. Komo if industry sometimes moving into catchy. It could be a little boat. It can be a little Bowie. Then Bing can be can be a little. That's good math now. So anyone anyone is capable of this. When you go back, and you look at the guys that were used it's it's like when you found out. That. Okay. Hold on. What's his name? Steven wheelchair had had with his nurse. Cheating on his wife. Yeah. Steve. Hawking cheats, on his wife. Then I think we're all under an umbrella of possibility of cheating on her wife, right? Jianqiang about Nass. That's right. Absolutely. All right. So now if being can beat on his kids and possibly as wife Stephen can cheat on his wife, then it means potentially me and AJ oh, God could beat on. And or cheat on just about anybody. Guilty. We certainly guilty of falling in between those two and their activities. Right. It's not spectrum. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like is avenue. I also dragged out the I have daughters card O J Simpson has daughters to I don't like that card. Yeah. The daughters that that's speaking OJ. That's I I have black friends. I can't be racist. That's insane. Can't do that. Now. Well, you can try but. Most people who do the beating on have. Have done that look when you when you talk about like, you know, who loves their mommas the most of the most Ray rice. This mom of the most. It's this whole plan of like a straight line of. I love my mom. I can't put my hands on woman. Not so much a little rice not so much around. Right ryan. She's dicey is only with his mom. But here here's something that dangerous. Now, I mean, whether or not we want to believe this. The fact is the guy there's a big difference between a misdemeanor domestic violence, and if the domestic violence, and he got arrested for seventy that usually means that something's busted or really beat up pretty bad this. Here's a scratch. You know, they like, maybe a felony domestic violence that different charge. Right. All right. Let's let's explain this from somebody who's been on the sort of police blotter beat for a long time at me, and my wife, we go big argument that neighbors call the cops the here a glass break or something. And then the cop show up, and they're no marks on either one of us, and they go we heard him screaming, I want my lasagna. And now we're here. What would that be a misdemeanor? And they said we're gonna we're gonna take you or something that would have been. But but but if someone's got a bloody nose in shiner valley, that's a felony. So yeah, you show up and you charge someone with a felony. That means you've seen something. While I think it means that you're seeing something fun of you don't have to have seen it in person. But once you get there, you're you're you're looking at a broken bloody nose or shiner. Once you see that it's the difference between a misdemeanor and felony. And obviously someone's got to be removed from that scene and go to jail, they can't leave and do nothing, right. You know, what he he picked some no guys. Do I've been in this position before where it's a Tuesday night. Tell the girl that's practically living with you. This isn't working out. You know, you gotta leave tomorrow. Have you should have house when he gets back to the house Wednesday? She still ad. They saw shits thrown around he yells. Now. No one knows what happened physically, but we do know she was outside yelling into a cell phone. How dare you do this to me? Got there. He was heard saying you hit me. I this bullshit. Yeah. The police and where where are you getting all this information? I'm getting information from I'm not I'm not any closer to this than you are except I read every report, I don't have released telling the truth the thing that's get. She if that TMZ reported, it was his wife, which wasn't true today retracted it, and I'm no closer to it than them. Just telling you as a person who's been involved in these sorts of things. I I know that scenario where you tell the girl you gotta go, but she's still there shit gets ugly. Now, I've grows who said if I if you tell them to leave I'm gonna smack my face against his doors. Compu- punched me could be the situation to so I'm not I'm not gonna I'm not convinced guilty. I'm just saying the scenario, easy and can go both ways if he did something he's done if he didn't absolutely be girl who wants to fuck with him. And Bangor face against the wall to get whatever it is pay out or getting screwed. All right, hold the phone for one second AJ ends up. Max patta. We had a conversation about this case when I was driving in. Yeah. Explain to me what AJ Benzes angle on. This was as conveyed to me while I was driving in. This is this is exactly from his guy. I said, you know, I asked you know, what age as take is. He writes, he thinks it's a hit on Evans by Trump troll. He thinks he's reporting wrong. His main thoughts are now the guy who said we must always believe the woman is in the crosshairs. So where the if you want to give my my my tax. Where's the Trump troll part here? Here's my tax. Well, there is well holiday my pets was here's what happened because I've been shoes he told the girlfriend she had to leave his place on Tuesday wanna leave when he got that warranty. She was still there. So it got ugly. Nobody knows if he her, but I generally don't trust any guy who protests that much avenue. Exactly, the kind of guy who would rough up a woman loves the sound of his voice. And I went through the sketchy thing before he was heard saying, she any I I generally don't believe any man who lives by believable women also just getting back in spades. But he what he helped do to bread capital. The Trump troll is dining take of wall. This happened on a separate phone. Call Jacob blows gotta try to take down Robert Muller. Somebody. We should get our shit together. A little bit more. You got it. I don't. AJ? I am interested in your take on avenue. No problem. I'm okay. But I'm also interest as I said if this was a war. We don't be debt. We all we if we're fighting an airplane. We'd all be in the side of mountain on fire right now because I'm more interested in how we communicate like I'm getting your take is Trump set this guy up. Kind of made sense. I was out. Okay. That's an interesting thing. He by storming. Now, he's going to set this guy up. But again, we have to work on our big leap of that. There is a there's a possibility this guy. This Twitter troll this twenty year old hedge fund manager that. Yeah, they have an ATI as he was going down said when I'm John rated I'm going after you from ball. So he thinks it's all to I don't necessarily think that's true. But that is a scenario that out there. Sure. Trumpington? This guy would look the cop. So there they saw girl with her face bruised up. So what has I mean that had to have heard somehow? Yeah, I know just put any form of an Email Senate, max panic. It's the weirdest conversation ever. All right. Hey AJ. I am always look, you know, I like little things like the misdemeanor versus the felon. Yeah. It's what why are they charging a felony? If no there's no cuts bruises. And it's time for you guys to just go to the Denny's on the corner and cool off and you go back into a condo or whatever. It is why they wrestle somebody. That's a good point it does bag more questions, which we will ask. And we will we'll keep you guys monitor AJ Benza, everyone famous bit of love this, man. Oh, get better. AJ could've been my head. Call today. Maybe I should up on the communication system. But only know his maga- stance or something else. Now, Michael have got arrested. Wow. It's good. It was my attorney got arrested. Jane, thank you. All right, guys. Thanks, all right. Weird. So I had this. I had this. So I thought AJ had some inside on Trump right troll. Getting him of an audio veasley getting him screwed up on this thing after the stormy Daniels. So I thought that's the road. We're going down. But either way information information, it's all interesting Ken block is out there. Just. One of the most visually. I don't know. Can we show these guys twenty seconds of we've watched a video before him going through San Francisco, or what have you just? Oh, yeah. Visually some of the most compelling. I just say visually because I want them trying to do is say as nothing to do with being a car guy. It's visually some of the most compelling footage. You'll ever see in your life. And I worked with Ken on a campaign that we could probably have Christie Bishop breakdown some point will look at that in a second. I'll tell you guys watch him going around. San francisco. Okay. Who should win awards the whoever's editing. This stuff should get should get some get plenty khloe AMI clutch e. Fresher Plati trading Trenton. That's not even funny money funny because it's not funny. This is actually western New York. Recent one nine. Yeah. San francisco. San Francisco literally going streets of San Francisco. All right. We got it. It's great. It's great stuff. I got hang out with Ken for how about a year ago. Gymkhana will bring him in a second. I let me tell you guys about Castrol edge. You can tweet us at Adam Karol show with Cashel towns with your question for cash real challenge. Brought to you by Castrol edge formulated formulated with fluid. Titanium technology reduces friction maximizes engine performance. Three times. Strong against viscosity breakdown leading full synthetic. What do you got there Mex? But I got a question you said you rapid terrier on Instagram wants to know how to casual what's your best technique to learning new track. And establishing rhythm. I would find somebody that was fast who knew the track and just follow their line. Like, you can the first thing is you can print out like a place mat that basically shows the track as seen from thousand feet, and then it'll just have the racing line going in between the two black lines. Here is your racing line early apex late apex? Whatever. Whatever track out track in with us physically. Just kind of look at it like just go. Here's the path. Here's here's the way. Here's your way to grandma's house. Look at it. But then if you can when you get down to the track at some point get someone who it's their home track or they know the track or they've got a lot of seat time going around that track in just follow their line. Like, they it's. It's you may not be super fast yourself, and you may not be able to do it yourself, but you can follow somebody anybody can just follow. And I've done that many times you physically just follow the person looks like they're doing what's easier. This might be splitting hairs. I'm not sure. What's easier to get? I know that that the cars are hollowed out. But let's say they weren't is it easier and more beneficial for you to get in the car with them or to follow them in your own car. So you're actually driving. They normally don't have a passenger seat. So it's kind of that's all question. And so now, but follow them follow them is the way to go. All right. That's my answer. Then. Thank you. Castrol edge for that. Okay. Ken blocks on the clock, and he's got heart out. So what we're gonna do is. We'll take a quick break. We'll bring him in and we'll get into it. Right. After this. And now a quote, real main Grio testimonial. I'm Beth and I have children nine of them. I loved them sometimes. But there are nine of them when I get back from work after a long day at fabric barn. I need a stiff drink before a stampede mistakes comes running at me for that attorney angry a-, it is just the right amount of sweetness and strength to satisfy a hardworking. Okay, mother. Thanks, adam. Thank you Mingrelia, girl drinks dot com and enter promo mistakes for twenty percent off orders of three or more bottles. And now I fought from Geico motorcycle it took fifteen minutes to purchase the gestation egg salad. Eat the Gus station exerted. And regret the gestation. Excellent. 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Look, really good and real and Israel as possible and people enjoy it. Where are is it? I would imagine Asian markets pretty pretty big for for clicks. And you know, what the biggest market is actually here in the states. And then second biggest is Europe. So there is a low railway stralia and Asia. But surprisingly a lot of our audience is here is. Well, I mean, I think it makes sense to me that wherever anyone's from they'll that'll be there. They're sort of based. But I would have thought Japan second, and maybe your third, but okay, you know, rally itself, which is the basis of a lot of what I do actually is giant in Europe. So terrific me as far as our global social media numbers. Go America's number one Europe is number two. And then it kind of spreads from there. But with the video of us a lot of it really is based on the states. The most popular episode now ten coming up on ten what was the most popular Gymkhana five and San Francisco is roughly one hundred million views. It's crazy. How do you get them to shut the city down for you to go get air gone down to about that is the first time we did that with San Francisco, and we actually went to scout. Out like, there's like old military sort of based north of San Francisco city side, and we went looked at that battle bots there. Right. Did they would imagine I've been there? I've been there as a guest or something and they did battle bonds. Thanks piece of trivia. Anyway, we went there to check that area out and just weren't happy with it just didn't wasn't dynamic enough. So we're driving back towards the city and the scout that had taken us up. There was like, hey, let's go look at these spots and San Francisco, and we thought it was a joke. Like, no cities gonna let us do this stuff on their streets. Like, we just didn't think it was possible. But you know, obviously when they get permits for movies. It's a very dynamic thing. They do lots of movies on the streets of shows that sort of stuff, but we just that wasn't our world at the time. We had no idea you could do that stuff. So the scout. That was actually with us. I think he had actually scouted. It. For iron man, three. But they ended up shooting that I think in Florida, maybe Miami. So he's like like, I've got all these locations. Let's just go look until we looked at some of the locations or like holy shit. This stuff at work. You know? And I said find me a jump by mean, the really twisty streets. Find me a downtown spot. And so we went back like a month later, and he had all these locations. So. And was like the whole time. We're filming we kept thinking like at some point. They're going to shut us down gonna figure out that we're just hooting around with cars that get mad and stop us, but they actually really embraced us. And really from there on out like we had many cities like contact us or whoever we did work really braces because they shed our city. Really looked at what we're doing like. Yeah. That's good for us as a certain. You know, I'm sure the very first time, Don Rickles showed up at his in laws house for thanksgiving. It was horrible. But after a while it becomes a feather in your cap de Don Rickles Rosales. Right. So there's a kind of thing in life. And there's a lot of this in life where you go. Oh, this is this is bad. And then at some point it becomes a point of pride. And it also it's it's kind of a. Tourism board sort of sort of love letter in a weird way to your wherever you are not a good example that was the nation of Kazakhstan after came out seriously. Initially. But then they turned around. And I think at some point it's on Kapadia, Chris. But at some point, they even when you called like the embassy of tourism board over was like they had Sasha baron Cohen doing the voice that some music from boy they embraced enough. Ow. Ow, laugh. It's how activiate fighters, do, you know Frazier and Ali become the best of friends? It's how Bob Denver. Who played Gilligan Gilligan's island was like I hate this role. I hate this character never put that stupid hat on again. And at some point he said, a boat show taking pictures and signing autographs and waxing poetic, I think it has to do with not producing anymore testosterone wanting to die. But at some point we all kind of move on. And so are now are there? Well, who's on your wishlist of cities your word ten now? When we hanging up the Toyotas or whoever your time sponsor. Right, hanging Toya's and tired you. And it's like a clear thing kind kinda shoot. So what do we hang up the Toyotas in the gym, Connor? That's a really good question. I am blown away that we've actually made ten of these. Now, it started doing them for fun and sponsored driver. So always trying to get extra extra exposure for your sponsor seat and keeping sponsored and then ten years later. You know, we have Amazon eight part documentary show about us. So it's it's pretty wild. I mean, the plan is to keep going for a couple more years at least. So I should say the two apps. Odes are going to premiere today's we hear the pod. And then to every Friday Friday. Yes, there's the total. So we basically tell the story of the making of Gymkhana ten goes through a bunch of our history. Follow around a bit of my racing for the past year. So it's really quite a quite a well done documentary that the crew that did it for us at Hoon again did an incredible job. It's the first time we've ever Purdue. Based TV show. How it how do you do? I know you've done very well with the DC shoes. And I know hooligan does really, well and the shirts and hoodies and hats, and and that that department of swag department. How does what what makes that what in successful ingredients for like, how many hooligan shirts have you sold? Our hats are impress us. Go ahead, and Brian we'll the funny thing is is actually still quite small. If you compared to something IDC shoes that was at one point over five hundred million in sales Hoon against tiny compared to that. But we're actually more of a media company that we're an apparel company the media side of our businesses much bigger than the apparel side. But you move a lot shirts and hats and stuff like that decent amount. But motorist the motorsport world for that sort of stuff compared to like the skateboard market or the surf markets actually a bit smaller. You don't have motor sport shops. Like, you do skate and surf rights that are all over the country, and the balls and that sort of thing, so it's just a a very different business model rally cross is super exciting. And I know you do there's an X games version of rally. And then there's a sort of European version of rally be sort of demonstrating like arena league football versus Canadian footballer ones. Like more condensed in in the middle of the city. There's all spread out. So what do you got on your schedule? Because the now we know friend Tanner Faust does does as well. That is some of the most exciting rally cross stuff. It is for those of you who think. I don't know nascar's a little boring 'cause they're just kind of going in a big circle the whole time and other people think f one's a little hoity toity for them or or something like that. This rally. Cross stuff is all the best of everything you like about about racing. Yeah. You know? It's one of the things that you know, I grew up watching stage rally, which is out in the forest. These long stages car sliding and jumping through snow dirt tarmac all that sort of thing. And basically Riley crosses you take those cars you bring him into a stadium or smaller track, and and double the horsepower and put them door to door. And it's it's quite a, you know, as most it's growing and growing, and I think for one thing, it's an exciting sport. But it's also very sort of intermittent. It's it's good for the generation that it isn't a three hour one race type thing. It's a bunch of small races that build up to the final race. So it's a it's for me. It's really fun to watch fun to do, of course. But I think it's actually really well for the way people like the consume media in watch these sort of things. Kind of as I talked about what's growing. What's shrinking talk about this yesterday? But it's it's kind of 'em for cars. It's like, it's it's not, you know, NASCAR may be a little more baseball. And I don't know indie, maybe a little more basketball or something except minus any black people. But this is like mixed martial arts for like. It's all excites all fast. It's all exciting. There are no lulls. It's it's just go. And these guys just go nuts. And it's it's it's it's like super condensed until like a short period of time, and it's all action. And I just find it when it's on. I don't even know what the season is. What is the season on seasons? Typically, say April through November. Race in the world championship the past couple of years of not this year. But they still have one more event left to do which is in South Africa. So it's a it's a pretty decently long ear about fourteen events. What about Baja one thousand five hundred those kinds of races for me? Yeah. General in general opinion. I don't know. I don't know if the Baja five hundred thousand it's one of those things where a lot of people have done it. And you don't know they've done it. There's like IndyCar drivers that have done. It. Nascar drives done it and James garner. And. Paul newman. Did it didn't really he's you think about him driving road courses and on streets and stuff, but he did once or twice I think. So I don't know who's done it. I don't know if you've done it. I don't know. I have not done it. It's something I would like to do someday. But I've been very focused on stage rally rally cross Gymkhana for the past ten years. So I haven't really ventured out to do something like that the thing that was crazy in the past about all these races, especially rally like back in the past. And max, Patty, you can look for some of this stuff. But some of these European rallies this out in the countryside. And there's just dads with kids on their shoulders to standing on the outside. It turns when these Audi Quattro sideways, and it's pouring rain going sideways thing. And it's like, I don't know if that guy just catches an ad you're gonna take out a whole bunch of people and. That's that was understood like that's just how it worked like the Argentinean WC rally. They would have a million people on the stages over three days. Those that big how much pressure is that as a driver knowing that if something, you know, these guys are getting air over these jumps and landing and people are just lining the path. It's say that doesn't happen today. They're there. More secure with how they set up the stages and police the people along them most of that was in the eighties that it was like that. But you still get the random person standing in the wrong place. A buddy of mine that I raised with in the world rally championship actually, kill the guy year and a half ago. Maybe almost two years ago, the guy was just in the wrong place, and it was a ICU stage. And he went wide on a corner. The guy happened to be standing against the Bank, the only guy on this whole Bank standing in the wrong place, and my buddy hit him thought that might. But it my buddy it was. I just went to fast as a corner and hit the Bank and just happened to be standing there. Yeah. They have like the targa florins races in Italy and stuff where they just go down the middle of the street, and it just be people sitting on the sidewalk like drinking wine, and this is insane. Now, what happened was a couple of kids got killed and Bubba blonde cancelled it, but yes. It's sort of like the island man tea or was that paradoxically part of the appeal the danger aspect of it. I mean, you can go out and watch any sports you want being, you know, the death defying part of it is that a little bit of the appeal. I think people who run with the bulls would probably tell you that they didn't it wasn't like no one who runs with the bulls was like, well, I was on the street anyway, and I was going to my friend's house and bulls came running out I was wearing a red table at the time. So it was kind of just bad time and want to be involved, but I just ran anyway. But I think it's part of part of Lucien. I mean, if one got to a certain point where they're going so fast that they had to start making the track safer and better same with most all sports, especially rally. It's like, okay. Well, you know in the fifties and sixties cars weren't so fast higher and suspension. Technology was terrible. But as things got better and better, more, faster and more. Competitive. The drivers are more on the edge. So drivers we're getting hurt that people in the stands warrant like back in the day. Right. Like when you see all those that you have of the car flips and stuff they weren't really flipping into the stands where they could make. Yeah. I mean famously Lama they took out eighty or hundred people in the stands. You see these guys go right into a wall. But yeah, but it's final destination. It's an interesting thing. And max if you're looking for footage, look sorta eighties mid eighties European rallies like work is catching air. That's the scary part. And am, but you don't you don't have to find it that fast. Couple one is. Yeah. Lama famously in fifty two or three or something Mercedes. Incinerated lot of magnesium everything just burns like napalm and went to the stands and took out between like eighty one hundred people. So then Mercedes dropped out of racing for a number of years after that. It was a really that whole story. Max patta, you can look for that Mercedes crash at Lamont, but that whole story was really Erie. Like there was a guy and he was getting older, and he'd done llama a bunch of times. And he he wanted to drive so they put him in the car, and he didn't feel comfortable because he thought the car it was too fast for him, and he didn't feel safe. But Mercedes said like, we want to German driver and not a French driver lucky. Need driver of your car's origin? You know, you don't want to stand up there in the podium with like unamerican and a French guy driving Mercedes -versities drivers. And the guy didn't want to do it. But the I did. It it and sure enough on lap whatever somebody was pulling out in front of him clip them and not only did he disintegrate but dispirit anybody else, but. And these cars crashed catch on fire that going to Stanton. But even in a modern day vintage race at Laguna Seca a few years ago, a gyn d-conn Monza in my race just sheared off as wheel hub and his tire bounce and went over like a twenty foot fence in landed in the bleachers. Like coulda killed the kid if there's a full-size race ram just somehow scooted and don't and so there's really you can make it a safe as you can try to make it safe. But there's sometimes the stars align. Absolutely. But you know, over time they've tried to make changes make things safer, but like them says chicken happen. But how how about Pike's peak that seems like the craziest crisis of all. Yeah. I you know, I think it's one of the most dynamic in amazing race. As in the world and one of my favorite mountain roads. I grew up watching it when it was dirt. So it's paved top to bottom now. So rally driver that like Sturt more the tarmac. So I I would have liked to have done the whole thing when it was the I don't know what's at the top of pikes peak that it needs to be paved. It's kind of day has to do with as far as I can remember hesitant with. Some sort of rodent that the dirt was coming off. The gravel was coming off the road and filling their their homes their holes. And so. I'm hoping there was a flood Brocker paid off the politician. That's the way I roll. I didn't know the hedge has that was part of it. And also just the danger factor. Like, they're they're, you know, back in the day. There was a lot of people losing their breaks and crashing off that road because you know, too steep long dangerous road and car tecnology, obviously wasn't what it is today. But you are when you do pikes peak this story, by the way, I know the video we ever seen the crash I think, but what does the story mex- bad as far as you can tell for that driver. I'll give you a minute fifty five Ma Pike's peak doesn't have guard railings for the most part there. There is some the absolute worst drops. And then there's a bunch of other areas where if you went off it would be quite bad. And there are no guardrails. And in your job is to kind of hang rear end is close to the edge. You can't. All right. Yeah. I mean, I have raised it when I was young. Younger. But then we recently made a video there for Toyo called climb Kana where we actually made a video of kind of the most exciting parts of the mountain being a sideways as possible with my fourteen hundred horsepower Ford, Mustang, so yeah, if I wasn't trying to hang the wheels off the edge of the road. It didn't look good enough. So right. You know, pushed to do kind of some silly things sometimes and one of them in particular was on that mountain. Did we can find some footage of that? We. How many thousand feet in the air? Are you? I mean, elevation wise. I think we're around thirteen thousand feet there and that I'm not a cliff there. But there is a forty five degree Bank there. And if you look it up real quick, it's called Yvo corner. If you just search Yvo corner Pike's peak. There was a Mitsubishi Yvo that went off there and flew off probably airborne about eighty to one hundred feet and landed and rolled down that pretty bad guys lived. Wow. Which is a testament to ever built a k. It is shocking. Here you go. Oh god. Understood right off it understeer. Yeah. That's like toonces. That's a lot of big boulders to land on down there the exact corners. That's what can it's a crazy car flying. What you think crazy car off a cliff and rolling and toots lookout? You need a good cage. I had this weird thing I'll do a weird role. So I'm in middle building roll cage. A couple of blocks away. The thing. That's crazy. I'll just start a geek out with Ken here for second. But it maybe it'll be interesting. You don't. Gotta smoke. I the thing. I love about race cars. I'm always told you. I loved him out race cars is how there's no fake Vance and noble shed. And no nothing everything is there to do something. And the people that are best who can do it best like who go like little stupid things like a little switch on my area roads, there that shuts the alternator off and you go what is that for? And he goes shuts the alternator off, and you go how does it disconnects the alternate, which is running off the crank about you know, about a car engine? It's like a fat old timey turn of the century factory. Steam engine that's running everything in the textile. Mill right. It's like it's over here spinning, and it's running all these belts. It's running your air conditioning pump. And you're. Power steering pump. And you're. You're all tornado. You know, it's turning everything. It's like a good with that replaced belt. My day. I go you cannot. Get out and take the belt off your alternator, but you can throw. Switch disconnects. Your alternator doesn't make the gravity field. Because it's yeah. Because it's it's it's a it's a little. Not a pump. I'm sorry. I'm trying to think of generator Jerry, you take the stress off the generator and get one more horsepower. For the end of the rice before you run out of battery because it's not generally. So I I love the idea that they're trying to take every single minutia and fix it. Make it light or whatever the Germans may do this better than anybody. That's sorta wide there. They win. Why Porsche went somebody race it? So I was looking. I'm working on a replica nine thirty five Porsche that's going to be in apple livery because it was the first car sponsored by by apple same car. Have today. It's got the wind tropic sponsorship on anyway. The old cage is out of the car and old cages out of car because it's a Luma make aluminum Kate. The problem is aluminum is good because it's light. But it's not nearly as strong as chrome Ali. And the guys who went down that hill on Yvo corner Mitsubishi evoke corner. Yeah. Guys went on a corner or happy that they had a chrome cage and on aluminum cage, aluminum cage, it'd be dead because kind of flies in the face or having a cage if it bends pretty it's light, but it bends. So when you get the car, you pull out the aluminum cage, and you put in the chronology cage because I'm a podcast or I prefer chrome Ali over I'll give up four pounds and take my chrome cage ten times strong, pull the aluminum cage out. It just goes all the way round multi-front bolts in the back. You know comes around the side you see that in a front. There's an inland for oil. And in the back. There's an outlet for oil meaning the. Germans didn't wanna run oil lines through the car to a cooler in the front. That's just an extra three pounds worth of oil lines. Why not run the oil through the roll cage that way, it's just for the only need it from here to here. It's like five foot where I'll put it in here. It'll go up it'll probably cool off little it'll go out the back now more hot shit to spray on you. When you're cage doesn't work when you rollover, but soon aluminum cage full of oil Fulla hot oil. Now, you're getting it. Not a safe is filled with good vise. But let you know. Everyone was insane. Everyone just wanted to go faster and didn't really care that much about safety. Although someone said you need a roll cage, and they went, okay, we'll make it out aluminum. Hot oil. Yes. Literally an inland the front cage outlet the back of the cage. And that's how they brought it from the front to the back that mentality though of race cars where it's like, no the arrow needs to be there. Well, that's ugly. I don't care, right. That's what works. What are you jump in five different cars right on this thing? That's a challenge. Right. Because there's a lot of big difference between a fiesta in a sixty five Mustang, right? Yeah. That's the. I've done ten of these videos now the first nine role, basically one location with one car. So when was concept out, what gym Khana ten could be. It was will we set the bar pretty high. How do you kind of overachieved on that? So we'll if one's good fives better. So that idea came about and it worked out really well because with the Gymkhana files following long the whole process of making this video actually going to different places around the world by different cars. There was just a lot more storytelling to be done. So we ended up with the five cars being. My Mustang the same one that was we saw climb Connor there. So it's fourteen hundred horsepower, sixty five Mustang. Nineties escort Qazi that was never sold here. It was a car that was European only and they raised it in the WRC back in the nineties. Also had my short for Khazar. Yes. Exactly. So the actual name is Ford Escort R s Cosworth, right? And then another car was looking at them, by the way. Oh, there you go. And that one was well, there's the Causey. Yeah. So you did stuff. It's from all different eras. Yeah. Basically to to home are very modern. It's the Ford Focus RS Rx that we raised in the world rallycross championship for the last couple of years, and then a Ford Fiesta WRC car that's currently racing WC series. And then I we built a new vehicle which is the final vehicle the hero vehicle, which is a seventy seven Ford F one fifty do you think and max Patty have the story the fifty five crash? Yeah. Do you? I trying to think. Hike speak pike, fixes serious altitude issues and altitude is kind of the enemy of engines because they are get thin and you need the air to be thick. You know, sure to to work so turbochargers good. But I think somebody set a record and electric car or they're gonna set a record and electric car. It's it's set, and that's it so Pike's peak which has been going on for one hundred years the record is set by an all electric car, and we'll never be beaten by internal combustion engine car. I don't ever know. No manufacturer is going to spend ten million dollars to go back there and try and beat to beat that record with a combustion engine. It just isn't worth it electric is the next thing in automotive. I just drove the all new plug in Jag. The new SUV. I you're always amazed at how fast electric cars are because the fast is the acceleration. I pace e I think say I pace. Yes. I it's great. It looks great quick shit the the part about so when you're driving when you're taking off an airplane, you go from, you know, rolling at five miles an hour to one hundred twenty miles an hour, and you take off. All right. So where do you feel the speed the most you feel Sweden most at eighty miles an hour. You're going into ninety one hundred miles an hour. Then you get up to crews out through you're going five seventy five you don't feel it nothing. So it's the getting there that you feel it and the electric car. I punches thing a few times driving it yesterday. It felt like the front end was going to come off the ground like I got pinned. And you know, you drive around Porsche nine thirty five on a racetrack. In it's fast. But you don't just feel it right at the beginning. It's got a spool up, and then you can kind of feel it. This is boom pow it's it's it's the future. And it's and it's it's there we don't have the infrastructure just yet with the charge stations and everything in the ass, and everyone's got their own proprietary three prong or four prong doesn't match the other guys plug, and then, you know, the wife's got the tesla. But the chargers not gonna work on this. And I don't know if they make a pig tail verte, bub, blah. All right. Sorry, max bad. You got that story. And we'll yeah, it's on fifty five there's a French racer named Pierre Leveque. And so he had us race in two guys in front of them. And one of the guys cuts into the pit really late forcing the other guy to do an evasive maneuver, which he gets into Leveque sway and Leveque hits him and goes into a wall and instantly dies when when he hits the wall is skull gets. Smashed and his car disintegrates and incinerates at the same time and just all of his car parts launched like, its engines Reiter launched over three hundred feet into the packed grand stained killing eighty three people over one hundred more injured. Like here Leveque store, then him. Then is it Mercedes wanted a Frenchman in their car or somebody local in their car got to drill down on him a little bit because it's very Irie story as I as I recall, he didn't he didn't feel good about it in wanna do it or thought the car had too much speed for him. He'd done it many times and not been on the podium back together. Died of the pit maneuver. He's so yeah. So and then there's another Mercedes driver behind him who right before Leveque hit the guy the guy made a slowdown motion which saved his life. Because that guy said that is because of the he was able live Mercedes dropped out of the rate on the next year and for action for the next thirty years because of this as a sign of respect for the guy, you can look up more on the driver. But I think the guy who cut him off. I think he died on a road going accident. Like, there's some sort of curse of. Lamar something that he died soon thereafter on the road or mechanic did or something. I don't know. It's a long story. Anyway, they were using the advertising billboards as makeshift stretchers to help everybody. It's crazy, but they didn't cancel the race. Right. They actually people. Great fifties thing. I never have cigarette. Shatter brainy. Let's get back on again. But over for nine years. Yeah. That's barely hundred people. Not even they finished race imagine event where eighty plus people died and another one hundred ranger where they continued like I don't know if that said at cow champion, poor taste or or Lilith fat. One of the things that you're violent event. That's right. Is right. All right. Yeah. So yeah. The race continued prevent spectators from leaving my God blocked all access roads and the ambulances so that could have been why. But the race continued. And and then they try to figure out who to blame. Eventually they just decided to blame that the design of the track saying that it's good. Good. All right. Well, drill down tomorrow. Because I want to get this later on or some other show or something because that drive the drivers stories here. Anyway, Jim kinda files is the show to episodes premier today on Amazon and then two more episodes every Friday for the next three Fridays. Am I right can block? Yes, sir. Where you off to can what's the next race next is going down to do a Gymkhana grid, which is a brace series that we have just very small series. It's down in South Africa Johannesburg so going down there in about two weeks from now a life. One last one for you. I don't know just talking about John wick or something. We talk about a friend ten Fausto. A lot of guys do a lot of stunt driving in between for fun some for money. Whatever you get asked to. I mean, you're busy enough you make enough money. But do you do you want to do you have to ask to I've been asked to? I just I don't really have any interest in that. I get to do lots of fun things outside my race cars. Get to do a lot of fun things around the world in my race cars, and I have three amazing kids amazing life at home. So I try and what I'm not doing all this stuff. Get home and be with them. Element wants to sit at theater and going. That's not really right pretty much. He's in the car. But he stuck on my dick. I'm doing a Donut. You know, what I have been lucky enough to do a lot of this driving? And do it the way I want to do it instead of waiting around for some director to tell me to slide around certain quarters have so. So I kind of got the do all that stuff, but on our own term. So I'm gonna be happy in that moment. God love you. All right. Real quick. Gyco. Everyone's got the to do list. How 'bout you save hundreds of dollars on your car insurance? And you don't have to go anywhere. It has got a geiko dot com. Fifteen minutes could be saving fifteen percent or more current. You. Don't drive, Ken, blah. Can you should look into Geico insurance? I went Coit tower insured by gyco skin oxyde over but that extra money in your pocket at geiko dot com. Fifteen minutes could be saving fifteen percent or more on car insurance at geiko. All right. Can thanks so much for joining us with a quick break. We'll come back with news right after this. 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Fame is a Bitch

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"From workhouse connect in AJ Benza vein he liked to walk on a leash and play really dirty kinky sex James is the guy put the cock and the peacock network okay bitch hey everybody Aj Benza here with fame bitch it's October eighteenth -secutive producer Mike Agostino Technical Producer Ryan Vazquez for him in the eighties collecting some money gambling money but Sammy was a little bit alarmed that I was so close to him and I was a journalist quote unquote turned on Gaudy and he became government witness and he was called a rat and a stool pigeon intimacy big story in New York he was involved in nineteen merge about it and I was dying to see this interview with Sammy Sammy eventually it was a big story in New York Sammy eventually and at one point I walked with them maybe ten feet behind I walked with them to a restaurant across the courtyard called jam bones very hidden Italian Chinatown so much street this little section and particularly jam bones was this tiny piece of little Italy that was not going away now when you're a killer in the mafia being involved with nineteen murders doesn't mean you pull the trigger nineteen times it means you gotta put together the team to kill nineteen because I was a journalist and John said he's all right he's he's more right than den meaning I'm better than the other journalists joint on March Street matter of fact that was the last piece of much street that was Italian at all because much street like a lot of little Italy has just become the people so you could have been the guy that distracted somebody while someone's getting a cup of coffee and someone else put the bullet in the guy's head but that doesn't make given in less than a killer because you put the teams the fact that I left a couple of journalists by my side Tim Leonard and Bobby Cassidy we want we want to the city all three of us to see the trial but when the elevator with Sammy the Bull Grovonni Sammy Boga the famous gangster the Gambino crime family gangster who was John Gotti the second in command I was all around that story when when these guys were running New York City I don't say I knew Sammy and know him but I was around on him and he'd made comments about me years ago when I went to go see John Gotti and his trial and I was a big supporter of John's in large part because of this podcast he's about to start and I think that podcast I think it was given the podcast at one point during the recess at the courts in downtown Manhattan I jumped in the elevator with John and a couple of years is very easy to pick up in this youtube interview it's fascinating I mean he just doesn't hold back he tells every story but he's saving things away from me he'll who did time for nineteen murders I made a joke about but I knew that Sam he was gonna come out with jobs because he's smart he's very smart and that's what journeys and Sammy the bull and some other guys and I wrote down with them and I've mentioned this on a podcast a long time ago two years ago but that was a turning point in my career together you had the crash called put aside you knew where we're going to eat you knew who was stationed way you know where the guy was gonna sit the victim so if you have all the all those pieces and that's all semi had to hear and he never never brought it up again but I you know I I say those things I I mentioned Johnny stuff a lot I did in the beginning of my career people regurgitate fucking stories they read in the news people regurgitate stories that have happened twenty thirty years ago who gives a shit though stores are out awesome hosting he's going to be a consultant on movies he's going to be involved in scripted television he'll even his own podcast and I made a joke saying now I gotta worry about a guy taking jobs and having said that I gotTa tell you I mentioned this the other day on the Patriot show but there's no need to everybody listening to the Patriot show is a Patriot aided unfiltered truth about stories anybody that comes after us and does the same thing it's because people like me Gianni Russo tell stories that are unrivaled although I swear to God that changed my life because it got me very close to to to have already known me from a little work I did with him like everybody participating I like everybody have fun time but at the end of the day this is what I do for living so if I'm not worth five bucks a month and that's the drama lunch that's where a lot of guys would eat during court recesses so I sat next to them and jamming the ball whose fucking fearsome motherfucker but a lot of you folks out there don't pay for the patron and I gotTa tell you I'm going to start making changes because I've been around the dial listening to podcasts and I you know something podcast obsessed page to fork over five bucks minimum to join up and listen family health and finances come I I'm not an Asshole Gianni Russo Hollywood Godfather podcast only helped to give birth to a podcast for Samuel I think any of us who have podcast that tells the absolute utter and no one can can contain the names we name and say the things we say because we put a balls on the line and hundred bucks it's five it's five that's all so think about that going forward the numbers on the Patriots should be more should be bigger we shouldn't be just we don't know could be more but nineteen murders is what he copped to on in court and he got a ridiculously low sentenced having said that let me say real quick don't read too much into this Travis Scott spending time with Kylie Jenner I wouldn't worry about this shit they don't seem they don't seem fully committed to breaking up right now toughest nails he saw me getting too close and he said to John at one point who's just over here is kids get into who's like he has with us you know I don't fit in your life that that loom that large but if you want the real good stuff look around you read the post listen to what other people are saying and take it for me stood by someone that tells the unfiltered truth that's what this show is and to listen to that the least you can spend his five bucks I'm not GonNa make this whole show about you spend money they've been reported fifteen twenty times if you want real stuff real dirt with real names and real feelings you come to a Patriot on put up a post stories about things that happened in the news and you want to know what does AJ think about this we'll get guess what this very few things to pop up on the news feed that I don't comment on that's because they're spending a lot of time together if you notice it's all about stormy it's all about that little kid we know that and it's about the holidays this trick or treating to do this pumpkin is not who's not ponying up right that's the way it's gotta be I'm not gonNA run like a basketball team in two thousand nineteen with everybody makes the team everybody and two years ago when I did a podcast at the early stages of the show I mentioned Sammy's get now it was about a week away and I said listen when he gets out he's going to do some television he's or have direct information about and when you post that stuff it makes me realize you're not a patron and that gets me a little bit of Osita because a certification certification plaque I'm not doing it you don't know making cuts not GonNa make messy not going to go to war but they keep doing shows for thirty five minutes for free and then go Patriot on for people who pay it so I'm going to start making cuts I want the two thousand plus people on it patches to go to this Christmas shopping decoration and listen Travis also been at the house because he dislocates near or did something bad to his knee that you're taking care of if you're the producer of the hit you're just as guilty as the guy pulling the trigger that's what the mafioso believe so whether or not he shot nineteen people I mean first of all I think he's just not good looking in the least they all have shit tasted men particularly black men Lamar eight hundred I want over a thousand fifteen hundred you know we gotta make it happen guys I do my part you use and that's it so on the streets of New York and he eventually became a dishwasher in the back of Indo Sheen which became a very fabulous restaurant that was visited by all the stars you got two thousand people plus on facebook podcast obsessed page and now all of you pay for the Patriots in fact a lot of you shop on the page and and and all the rappers all the musicians you can think of it became these spots again a table at every night and you have to be seen that industry and it there's no better shut there's nobody out there nothing there really is so make some cuts I'm GonNa look around the dial I'm GonNa see and he's the owner now it's a great story within a story that New York City has so many of but anyhow we go to India Sheen and you know what stranded walk in dogs if you know the name of your girls dogs who has your child the you know you have a newfound respect for this kid if he doesn't give a shit that much let me know that I don't know how they know this but it's funny maybe he was on the show I don't watch keeping up with the Kardashians but apparently travis doesn't know the names of fucking of Kylie there was a young guy playing for the giants his is filled with awe and wonder but it used to go out tonight he used to hit the right spots and one of the spots he hit was a place called industry really smart about this and the people who WanNa reward me for telling you the best stories out there you're going to be positive fan for a long time and listen no one's Banyu for which was so good in that she was a great restaurant downtown which was started by a guy who actually came from Vietnam one of the boat people he came from Vietnam and or something and Michael Walkman with her and very imposing looking big tall you know beautiful is Nicole make you look two and three times she's stunningly so he sees me and I know it's been years I say Michael He knew right away. Aj He knew by me making fun of his teeth he remembered that the big job I wrote back then was Koroma tomorrow is not good looking Tristan thompsons okay Connie's not really looking Scott disc handsome on the fucking no doubt about it but one fucking lot we might as well part you gotTA party friends I love you but listen you know you have more fun on the patron apparently for all the money he makes and he this guy makes millions he's not holding up as ended bargain with this child support deal he struck with his ex. I've been to go downstairs to the street I was the only one in the three of us who jumped in the elevator with them my two friends bobby and Tim didn't want to go on the Ellen but they were like none life and by the way his ex wife is such plane fuck Jane either you wonder this is the girl he met on the come up as he is becoming the big bad Michael Strahan beautiful even though she's on the order of ability managed book but when you see you can't stop looking at long tall beautiful body is light up a goddamn seller because the monthly amount he pays hasn't been adjusted for the cost of living bullshit the cost of living that's hurting you you're mad because his salary fucking he's got teenage daughters who are twins so and Isabela and he owes hundreds of thousands in back child support which I don't think that's the kind of guy he is he says she's it just a fantastic place and eventually this guy I forget his name eventually he just stayed there and stay there workers happen eventually he bought the Fucking Restaurant Insane and of course Michael Says I never read the shit like this then on top but actually claims he hasn't paid his child support is twenty ten or is behind the child support listen I think the ribs of fourteen something give me a fourteen and Michael was like yeah I remember that the fourteen through my teeth the ribs so I like the guy but here's what's happening to them today the net I mean in my wrong y. she could work she could do something you know what women women women trump has falsely accused junior son of wrongdoings with respect to Ukraine really Anderson falsely accused what the fuck do you know that we don't know your son of some very shady dealings in the Ukraine and China why should we believe you would hunter and not the president that's a question you know you know she says he owes her more than half a mill and she filed legal docs and he's on the hook for big time equestrian expenses he's got twins yeah no experience in the Ukraine has experienced expertise in natural gas and the reason he got the job because his last name is biden wheel no this and that means the people the guy you see on the morning shows and game show hosting the New York giants football player I always liked Michael Michael is a rookie when I had my column New York City I was high on the hog and any seventeen she said Michael said he'd go half he's with me what the Fuck Hafeez what's equestrian lessons are million dollars these days in the she used to have these little small ribs I forget what number they were on the menu in the she was so hip and cool you didn't say what you want to eat you just said the number like it was a Chinese restaurant and what does he think the country is better off when when he bakes the answer to the question but the crime is he right now you've got journalists who think that first obligated to the countries to help a candidate win or to help the candidates have an easier time answering the tough questions that's not journalists Don Lemon asked how do you answer voters who prioritize the economy over Donald Trump's bigotry well that's a bunch of bullshit you just there's a judgment in gap in his teeth on my column and you know came and took it like a man he came to my table and gave me shit right back and I said this guy's GonNa be fine and he's always remembered me always even when these girls beautiful I know they've been manufactured and built but still beautiful eddie that's what I feel I ran across this story today they gotta talk about a little bit because I like Michael Strahan Bates and by the way this project very tough thing is is turning into bullshit noticed James O'Keefe who's been sending people into Ryan but this chick is trying to put the kids she got the kids in equestrian classes and she claims the amount heels is forty and fifty thousand dollars since do you WanNa fuck with that let the guy what he's doing you know I had to make comments a little bit on the Democratic National Debate I don't talk about politics too much anymore like that phrase you bacon the answering questions you know the President Biden trump trump has falsely site vice president Biden Donald I know that I really have tone that down but what a fucking farce an Anderson Cooper this guy is baking somebody answers into questions that's why I like it you know why they picked and Travis Scott or the other one who I think is the real father how does that shit taste too droop old since then he wants some of that shit and that ain't right if he's paying what the court demand that he pay so he makes another fucking fifty million dollars she don't get amendment the emoluments clause Russia Russia Russia obstruction. You know it's got to be impeached that's all that it's been and like I said I've not done much politics because you know I'm bored of IT I've overdosed on it it's all the same shit how long can you make it a fever pitch how many times can people feel outrage and then find out there's nothing to be outraged over but this project very testing is getting a little bit tinny this Ot guy you know listen he always wants to hear gave the job are paying for access they're paying for association isn't that correct you can make a very strong argument that that that is the case is it I don't care if you're a journalist and you have an opinion I got a million opinions but you've got a hold back those opinions when you ask the right questions and no one does that during these fucking trumpets when he walks into a room look at the way he acts look at the way he stands in front of the camera when he when he does his reports it's getting to me and I'm behind what he's doing I liked the he's trying to root out these bad people but it's getting to me the way he's presenting it we all news CNN and Jeff Zucker you know patently liberal and want to take down the and in in that tells you right there she'll be back on network television in a Jiffy even though she's got sixty nine million dollars tuck dinner fucking purse and back then the giants weren't doing well a little bit off they're often on then they caught fire and became really great but we will give him shit and I would make fun of straight hands about seven eight years ago maybe a little more when he was with Eddie Murphy's ex Nicole Murphy he was up there in a place that my wife and I went to in West Hollywood to see somebody singer good shit out he's been trumpeting this new thing and it was all over the Internet for days and it's like okay let's see I can't wait to hear at basically is somebody walked into his work it gets right to sell their feelings when they speak to candidate they think it's just fine to say Donald Trump is a racist there was collusion with Russia he's guilty of obstruction the other what we all stand they have to get to be prepared for is that there's a new type of journalist and they're coming down the pike and they're selling feelings and they're coming out and they think it's question don't people see that a lot of people might agree with that but but it's the it's the anchors subjective judgment that they're agreeing with how do how do we know he falsely accused Mister Vanderbilt what a bunch of shit these people I mean I can't have the balls to look in the eye and say president trump is accusing president by any means necessary that's not news and by the way the reporter who did this now has a go fund me up he has a gofundme page he wants one hundred two thousand dollars to help him and his wife some moving fees and get back on his feet get back on his feet with one hundred thousand fucking dollars everybody but here's Megan Kelly saying more than any reporter has said on the Matt Lauer Situation She essentially said that NBC says they have nothing to hide by the way this guy was a Bernie supporter in twenty sixteen. Sorry Pal you're on your own it's not a real journalist where a camera inside your button doesn't make you would has that don't away gift for talking about black face what can I get what can I talk about that puts that kind of money in my fucking pocket but it reminded me of when you know when Megan Kelly had our own show at Fox she was so fierce prime-time Fox in the middle of all those big bad men who fingered girls and fucked co workers and sexually harassed about impeachment impeach impeach impeach this this is not new we all knew this it's been that way since the first day he became president it's been the twenty that's what middle

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I've never been sued sued. Well remember Jose can SACO royds without Rodriguez and I did Roy through that guy. Roy's that guy anyone. Oh plays precip Chris. Marching the good name of this guy is a lunatic. no-one sued him. No He's right. Did anyone know source commonly you get sued. If you know if you're in then you sue him but nobody's five months ago. I had a story my Patriot on that from a great source that he's five months ago. Nobody wants to play with Lebron James in La Magic Johnson is GonNa get thrown out of the Laker organization because he has sexual abuse delagations. That come out. I'm like flies and the Lakers have to pay women off more Alice. He said Luke Walton will be out as coach and Jason Kidd will replace Jason. I thought everything was right until yesterday. Said Tyler is going to be the coach Lou and just before they broke it. He's he's out he's done. Had A cake that said Lakers on. And now Jason Kidd is the name everything. This guy told me was true. How how crazy? How does an inside source work? You just you is look you have to know who to get close to. It takes a long time to develop a number of people like that but generally any type of story. That's breaking whatever feel that's in. I know the phone call away from getting really close to it. And then it's just a matter of the satellite people. I know around that person yesterday. Today's show I. I'm sure you're friends with them so I don't know it doesn't matter you know what you know but You Know Kim Kardashian. Body at the met gala was so I think from the waist up. She's one of the most beautiful specimens remains in the world from the waist down. It's like a dinosaur like it's just a Pegasus too much. So why look this. So I've been looking at it investigating. I found someone who says eight surgeries in two thousand eighteen eight procedures in two thousand eighteen alone to take the fat out of her stomach and her back and put it in the hips and s and the lower ribs removed. I don't know about that part of it. You would know more about that. That can be done what sent me I mean. I've looked the way she looked essentially looking at pictures of her. I mean she heard multiple sources that there is that put in places and it's obviously the A to a conscious specs. You know whoever would be for him but he's molding us into what he wants exactly her to be true. Yeah I got a cultural question Shit. You said waist up. I'm fine with that because I think all my sexual actual notes from the song one night in Bangkok where he announced Maury head announces announces. That I get my kicks above the waistline shine Gayus eight seconds ever recorded. I don't care if you got to the two two bears going back once behind the other. It's still not a is Maury. Had saying that one line about getting his just kicks above the waistline giants. Yeah it's the casing ever recorded in history. You know that I do your cultural you gotta Google hold. Jerry's GonNa find that Murray Murray had sorry song here. Here's my sexy from a musical. Well now that yes. I'll do. It killed chess. Oh boy and how it Scott Murray the gain up for the both of US Jerry. Jerry Chadwick Francetti were in fact Atlanta House from a musical sunshine sunshine. WHOA so I try to think about this a lot? The the Black Man in the CERTA tractor beam that is the rump on the women and as a guy I'm a boob guy and I like an ass. It's not the bigger pattern mine right. It and then I sort of realized what's stopping me from being an ass man and wouldn't reach the vagina. That's what I'm thinking I'm thinking you've gotTa have something below the waistline sunshine if that's going to be if that's your weapon of choice kind of asked you're going to need a tool to handle that and I'm saying what apple put like. Take a look at guys who work on smart cars and Yugoslavia look in their toolbox. It's one side you look at the guy who's your diesel McCain I got big break and stop running. Strive breaker parts half. Do you see what I'm saying grew. Yeah we've got more ahead the or the video waistline. The gays never forgot about that. Is that from a musical drew Carey. Check me out you better pray. You're wrong now. I've offense thought about and I do come back to that or anything. I also think that different regions of the globe we evolve as humans in different directions. Maybe maybe certain preferences evolve with that. I think that's the reason why a lot of I did a lot of black girls and a lot of them tend to like Sicilians Dark Italians Italians like black girls. Accept the growing up from my generation. You really couldn't talk about it. My father died when I was twenty one and then I was able to experience it. We're looking at the musical gas. Yes and that line is in the musical chess. One night in Bangkok the whole of the music of the whole song from that. Oh I didn't know the whole song was from a musical musical. Yeah musical came before the song. No this was in the musical talking. I lost all respect for Murry head. It's a song from a concept album and subsequent musical chess. Such going back on the Mary Train. Okay so oh yeah. I've seen stories about sort of a cemetry in the buttocks. Sticking out this far that way and coming out that far the other way uh it's sort of a is a society it's interesting because on one hand we never stop beating ourselves over the head with evolving and women and my little girl and I'm going to tell her she can speak president and rebel LOSEC. It's never always the blowhards is beat. Beat beat the drum equality equality equality. No glasses aren't gonNA world where everyone has a chance but the ones who dominate are still Kim Kardashian with no way I'm a huge asset in fat and Jackson's and making money on instagram. Like as much as we try to law school degree right much. Just we try to be this society. We're still that society right. You know what you don't have to pass the bar exam in La Right in California. Yes a different kind of test. Isn't it no. You're past the Martha. Oh I thought California's one of four states only state is one of four states. We don't have to go to law school but you okay. I got this word of warning to Caracas. In in any attorney listening out there. You better fucking hope. She doesn't pass Bashi well. Because Oh my God all I I hate I hate. Dj's as an electric music and if they ever tried to sell it to me like some kind of art form or Paris Hilton can do it but she super hot. Yeah with no fucking background and no experience experience because she can fuck it. Push a button on a smartphone. Just like you can't do now. She can't play the oboe in Philharmonic when she certainly can do what you do. Because you don't do anything for this low you better fucking hope. Paris Hilton can't do you do. It's time to quit. The business and when Kim Kardashian passes this is the bar that's going to be a bad day for mark arrogant. I'm an attorney like Kim Kardashian. Yeah her Laura Wasser has held. The title is probably the most beautiful L. A. Attorney for a long time Kim Kardashian. She gets that rank to me a close Colorado's the famous divorce attorney. She's great we always have the TV show together. We're going to like like a gossip kind of team up together as a guy girl kind of thing like fifteen years ago but it didn't work out so I'm thinking more about again in. My mind is spinning about this sort of. She's going to be a guest. Unreasonable down the coming weeks. She's young. She's really guests on my podcast right. Yes she wants. You didn't know that. But they're like Britney Spears in trouble right now. Oh I was going to ask you about that I I real trouble especially this is mental illnesses. She if we're not for her dad's CONSERVA service ship. She should be in the homeless. I heard that it was even much worse than we thought. TMC tends to protect her for some reason. Not Telling you the whole story. The father was so adamant about her getting more treatment staying at war. He said he cancelled the Vegas show that she was about to have and said you can blame it on an illness of mine. Yeah and that's what she did but apparently was not about as you'll notice at all it was strictly about her fighting. Not taking your. She gets out a couple of days ago and we see. You're driving a car on the phone getting on the one on one last picture. You WanNa see Britney Spears back on the highway not doing Ed's with the phone area diagnosed bipolar disorder. But it's it's viewed view bipolar. And so it's like a chemically chemical imbalance anti needs and there's were rumors about substance to you. Hear that Oh sure. It's hard urged on how that's figuring into something that's and we'll circle back to this But I wanted to bring up because it's on my mind because I was involved but working with John Singleton and coming project and all that stuff and I when you said. TMZ BUMP in my mind that there is some problem with the estate. I the family fighting over the state and then he didn't leave a proper documents. That's what I heard was that I wasn't proper document. Well I guess he didn't. He didn't leave what kind of money he was gonNA leave to home but what people weren't reporting was that he didn't have four kids seven or eight kids. He has at least four baby mamas. It's not as I wrote. I had a year ago. Went Back to work in a week because he had so many projects to do wasn't taking care of himself. And the nicest guy in the world as you probably know very generous to people and that's why the women were at the hospital wanting to know about money and the mother. I'd heard the mothers said he's in a coma but he wasn't for awhile at least with he he got. aww They still steady was to protect them from the people coming to visit them. Said Neon fifty-one with cancer strokes. Yeah yeah it does not hypertension drew. And it's sort of a do you have to be religiously health I do too. Yeah oh I the Car Asmat Man Hypertension Ryan Yeah. It's it's like you want your blood pressure to normal. I know I struggle pretension on an hourly basis. Sometimes I feel thrown. I'm tired of saying it's time for about four days. I don't know why was out of town on I was lazy. Script ran out began to press on pressing. My Shins dealer. Yeah and my father says said you can't just stop those pills you're on them. You blessing to get sick of Syrup Medic Soviet hyphen pills a day high cholesterol and high in a black. You have to get on the pills and then what died exercise. What not take the pills are orders of magnitude more powerful than all that so you just get the orders of magnitude so if a guy like John Singleton Angleton is in that condition? Is he not taking his medication or take. Some people have very difficult to control hypertension. You should be monitoring it and if he gets out of if it gets out of control. They're going to just the medication diabetic. Some extra very brittle and you have to just all the time hypertensive black man can be that way a lot of what what happens to black men doesn't hypertension tough ones. Yeah my mother would have to sit there and I took like she could feel it coming on when I was a kid. I don't get that. The medical community is racist right. The white coats. Let's let's let's circle back to Britney because I'm curious about her I I'll hit man scape support for the atom. Andrew show comes from manscaping the best men's below the belt grooming precision engineer tools for the family jewels. I liked that one. Tis The season season demands gapes a great gift perfect Package to point out comes with the lawnmower to point out electric trimmer waterproof for the shower. SKIN SAFE technology analogy won't knicker snag the bag man. You don't want that you can go in the our mess stand on that. Cold tile floor also includes a crop preserver anti chafing ball the utterance moisturizers. Well also pair of Man's Cape High Performance Anti Chafing Boxer. Briefs keep up your junk. Fresh all day you get twenty percents off free shipping with the Code Eighty S MANSCAPING DOT com. That's Manscaping Dot Com get twenty percent off and free shipping with the code. ADS MANSCAPING DOT COM at twenty percent off with free shipping at Manscaping Dot Com code ads. Cleanup you're nuts. Make Santa Proud this year. I was never into Britney spears indoor music I was never anything about her but others. are that one video. And she's increase struggling with her sanity on the way I I just jump in here Gary and I speak on his behalf. We were both fourteen or fifteen when that hit me baby one more time came out girl crazy we were right. I think bill the perfect age. Listen I was thirty one and I. It's got what people are doing. My thing is as long as you're going to have a list of women. I'm never going to have sex with. I don't see why we need to put her in the mid five six agree. Yeah I agree I think look. I think that girl wants to just go back to. What does she memphis Tennessee? See somewhere she kind of say all the siblings or go home. Open a few dance studios you know like No. I don't think she wants to do this anymore. I really don't. Where's the MOM? She just came to her age he it was kind of funny. I don't WanNa say the skids. But she just jumped up and said she wants to be involved with conservatives ship I think a little more drama occurs when the mom comes around. Let me tell you about the ship. It is so rare for parents to take conservative ship over their children. It is recommended it five hundred times one one took me up. Why I'm I'm going to room? I rely they're going to hate me. They're gonNA hate me. This is what they always thank half of them die of their mental addiction and the other spiral into a horrible names us and with the one that gets conservative. Of course things go fine. Yeah very very well. Yeah Yeah. It doesn't always work out. I mean. Conservative Lindsey Lo Han Dan. Her Dad is delighted he did not get a conservative. I'll let me wrong. They just try to parent her from each coast while she's in Europe or the show. She's trained so bad. It's an interesting concept that I had earlier today. Had this conversation but inside the every once in a while drew you tell me if this is. Aj You tell me as well there's this sort of fantasy fantasy you have as the guy who's in charge of paying the huge monthly not. Like what if somebody else's family struck it rich. I talked to a friend of mine. boaty stroud he's a great automotive guy but he has a daughter break beautiful singer. She's really talented. And she's like nineteen you know. He's fucking run. Run at a shop and people are delinquent he's gotTa Pay Staff and it's one big yeah battle every month goes on same shit but I said I talked today and and I was like how bringing home any money yet. Unlike what's who I talked to my son and he's Encyclopedia of Sports Knowledge. And he's like I want to start an Internet show and I'm like we go to do it now and you realize now if he makes anything it's never never gonna be on the scale of Britney Spears but what's that like when that led gate opens and then you you gotta get out you get out there and dance that's how you get paid a- and then so how do you get super-conservative now. If you're tired stay in rest on Rasoul the show. Yeah we won't attack that goose My niece regular kid. I knew she'd be something. She was always dramatic. And what have you. And she became a huge Disney star. Got Our own. TV show and suddenly she's bringing home. UH The real money more than our parents and yeah totally. She was to support a family for a while they Disney said. You've got to move to a bigger house up in Burbank on the hill. You can't be in this neighborhood. She's she's going to be huge and they did. And then about three years later the show was cancelled. Course and now you know. She's nineteen eighteen into the spots here and there. That's weird age where you're a Disney girl right. You can't have your tits out yet in a movie. It's your Disney. You got to do something for a while. Then we'll get back to you when you're twenty eight twenty nine dangerous. I think people need. I think we're all pretty uniquely uniquely qualified to talk on this subject because we're all had been on. TV have been off of TV. have done things for ourselves. Worked with others have contracts have to have been out on our own as sort of day players and all that kind of stuff you must keep that track thrown out in front of you you you have to there is you cannot just go on auditions there. Do your dancers going to be no. There's every long periods of time of nothing I I started doing standup reasonably just to go. I got to have in this woke world. Who knows I when the boycott starts arts and all goes away and it's happened to a lot of people and you have to have things they can't take away and the thing about standup or singing? More an act or whatever that is that's not an audition right. You're auditioning against everyone else. Who doesn't do it as well as you and you can win that audition if it's just just what your head shot? Looks like it's not gonNA work. Yeah my I feel like my business got up ended a couple times in my life and I'm sure it happens. A lot of people in different fields but being a reporter for years in New York and then newspapers just becoming kind of obsolete and the salaries drastically changing. I made a the money is a journalist and not just crashed. COME OUT TO LA TV show. Great money even to appear on the show. You get a grand for two minutes worth you showing up. That ended I. I was talking head on every show. You can imagine that was always several hundred dollars for thirty that one away sick every hosting now. Don't want the tough Italian guy. We went to Ryan seacrest guy. We want hair frosted tips feminine gender fluid. You know what the fuck it's like console but an act like you do and you go around. That's why I've got into books and screenplays screenplays here and there but it's just eventually in this town you end up doing everything because some roads closed before you thought they would so you got investigate the other take off the fucking highway. Try this exit. You know yeah the key is to be sort of feathering. That ness before the road closes. The road closes. You have to pick up the pieces and reevaluate and get started. And who else do you know and I go back home to New York. I don't ever ask any friend. What are you working up to? The firemen lawyers their doctor. We went on but not expansion in the house. But it's sort of being entrepreneur right. I mean you're the product. Yeah yeah all right. You have to constantly develop the product chain product. You can't you can't date. You got to wrap it different. Yeah Oh yeah that's still a little bit I feel for the people we married because they go throw it on the lean years they go through that Shit Hold on thanks. You know. Define them here members your members Dominique AAC how male Dominique thirty nine. So great to speak with you guys. That's me either. Yeah question about anxiety and public speaking. Yeah wondering what advice you have about that So salesman and I have to do some presentations. Yeah so public. Speaking is the most common fear that humans have. Did you ever have panic. No no no I like it I I do a ton of residency and stuff so I kind of got over it then but but there is medication. You can take to decrease some of the the your body's response to it another you keep your heart rate under control and you won't be sweating and that kind of thing so some people take recommend taking medicine called inderal the other thing that and then the really the only way to get over public speaking fear is to be doing a lot to it and the what I always told my kids when they service would the most important thing when you stand up. Is You have to be sure you have something to say and you have you. Have you know what I mean. You have to know what you're going to say you have to have some some reason you have to you have to rehearsed it. You have cards or powerpoint or something you can follow and so you have a safety China and you and you you just focus on getting up there and saying what you came to say That make sense don't he. That helps I think what I'm realising is. I don't have a plan because sometimes I rehearse sometimes I go in there. 'cause I'm completely fine other times and it doesn't seem that any relation relation with the size of the group or anything. I just feel like right before. I'm ready to go. My heart starts pounding shortness of breath. Maybe it's because I'm not connected to the material enough not as well compared to what medication did you recommend inderal inderal well if you get that any break it in half. Try One mostly placebo fact when you went okay. I'M GONNA cool my jets preparation but also you have to get out there and do it. You just have to get it. You have to make excuses you hop up on stage and do an open Mike. You know what I mean. Just try and maybe bring a safety net with you. Have a notepad or beats the best comics have a bunch of paper on stone referred to you just the same lack of that feeling of Hong Prepare. I have a net now that can make panicking. Anybody Yeah I let the let the people be your net focus on one or two people who look like they have a decent attitude toward view. I don't I wouldn't focus on the scary looking people. I have a super I. I have a super strong feeling about in performing. But it's always it's kind of about the venue. I don't have a no thoughts or no nerves or know anything if I walk out out in front of a crowd of thousand people. I'll stand there for ninety minutes to talk my ass off and I didn't think think about it if you put me in a situation situation where they go. Here's your studio the guy's not in the room and there's no crowd there's no anything you've got to look down the barrel camera. Just sit here and just sit in this room and you'll hear him on a little delay. Whatever I wish go? Oh I hate this. I mean at least get a sweaty forehead because I'm like it doesn't I go out in front of a crowd all day. Long I'm the opposite. I remote these remote interviews are tough. Just you're in a room and the camera and you somebody's in your ear. I don't feel powerful feels. Yeah it feels sort sort of Destroy feel synthetic. Yeah and somehow the crowd and also this weird thing. I don't know if you guys have ever really experienced this but the worse the worst is like if you're doing a presentation like you're giving a blockbuster video award to Mariah Carey or something and you gotta go out there and get you there four. In the afternoon they go. Let's just do a dry run. There's nobody in the crowd. There's nobody there's nobody and you're doing jokes. It feels so and so weird and I'm always like don't worry I'll come out. Yeah showtime with. The big crowd of people grew away and they go well. Let's just run it through. Just run it and it's it's so weird dry and uncomfortable that's just feeling the rehearsal. That's one of those guys this wrong. There's just wrong we'll get it. Yes the rehearsal feels far more comfortable in the other thing. That's funny is when people say to me okay. Okay but we're going live okay. Good good and they go but don't be nervous but we're going to be like no no. I'm not nervous. I get more nervous. You have to do. The repetition addition live is better. Yeah he's over with. I would always tell people. Just don't you know let's do re through no just keep it running gonNA get about it. That's pretty good. You got it you got it Pluto. TV The leading free streaming television service. Watch over one hundred channels and thousands of movies on demand completely free Pluto. TV never asked for a credit card. You know and even need to sign up to watch for free. Political TV is easy. It's completely legal. And and it's the best way to watch your favorite TV shows and hit movies for free in never pay for TV again by downloading Pluto TV. Not sure what you're waiting for you can be caroling in a matter of moments download Pluto. TV for free on all your favorite devices do it today including your phone and Roku Amazon Fire TV apple TV SMART TV's playstations and anywhere else you stream and also don't forget about my channel chassis. Sanjay S S. Y.. Chassis Channel Number Five. Oh one it is the best. It is Pluto TV. So you're saying Murray head wrote the song before the musical. That's and then they picked it up concept out and turned into a musical which which is a huge relief for me. I thought at one on stage the other day because they used to go God we screwed up but that was one of those the Aj remember this so a lot of stuff. When you're growing up they go? Hey man they save for your. When you're in the sixth grade you know for your hand is bigger than your facing? I mean she retired F.. Your hand on your face punch your hand. Many many things. That wouldn't fly you kid first off they just go. It means you're retard what yeah and you put your hand on your face and then they punch in the face and then later later on they'd go. Oh what's the capital of Thailand and you gotTa Bank highs. In the Krakatoa was a big to Bangkok. That was the big one. Yeah there's wanting a hurts doughnut. Yeah but on stage in Vegas. I came up with my crowning achievement. Given to my my son was that you speak Cockney Guy I don't speak and then you put your knee right top special fish usually cox you start off with you wanNA hurts Dona pert. Donate your punch him in the arm. You speak a Cockney me right. Finds the difference male and female crowning achievement. uh-huh hey fuck and if you have to the capital of Thailand I mean. We're that's a well travelled road. It's a long way to get their this is. It's better. Put your Nina Guys Kashmiris to hit anyone touch you know like Murray had oh I thought was a gay line and one of the songs. Put me in coach. Sounds like a little boy want. I'm rounding third. It's very sexual about what's happening and put me in coach. I'm ready to play a little bit perverted to me. A little PEDOPHILIAC. The one that always bothered me is when Bruce springsteen would Sing the glory days. The boring story I and he talked about the glory days and he talked about the soda. He'd throw that speed ball fava's yeah it's called a fastball drugs. Belushi remixing a cocaine. That bothered me. I wish it was those weird thing because it's like oh I it makes me think you don't know about has it. He doesn't he doesn't know how to throw a fastball. On the amount of the Yankee stadium like Barack Obama a fifty cent and watch them throw a ball. It's comical hitter that speed Bob. I always wonder always always my thing. I'm most concerned about in life to assign wonder like when you're laying it down. You know like if I was doing that and anyone anyone I collaborated with with razor. Go to that you said speed. Yeah I sit really fast. Fast Ball fastball. Just heard it the same thing and it wouldn't always like how come no one raises their hand for petrified. Guess of the boss. Yeah I WANNA say speed ball fuck beautiful exactly all right. Aj Benza. Fame is a bitch every Monday Wednesday Friday on podcast. One you sign up for Patriot and get podcast. Every every day a jailbreak sound scandals tragedies of Hollywood and check out his column every week and Star magazine and shoot shoot them a tweet at AJ. Benza really J Benza. Oh sorry real find me at real. Aj Benza just raised Hansen really Aw You ASSHOLE NOT TACO bell material may stand up special. It's available at chassis and I tunes Amazon. Please go and enjoy that tonight tomorrow night. Bray Improv they're doing two shows. Friday two shows Saturday. Why should I work every weekend drew? Why shouldn't use only fair and for all the live shows? Drew Got Dot Com family. Is there also the your doctor Dr at Your House and say hi to Charlie Kirk New podcasts. At podcast one up next time I'm calling for a J Benza and Act San Mahala. You're this is Corolla Digital Ludo. TV The leading free streaming television service. Watch over one hundred channels and thousands of movies-on-demand is on-demand completely free Puto. TV never asked for a credit card. 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20190415

Brethren of the Lord Jesus Christ

12:10 min | 1 year ago

20190415

"Hello, okay. As I'm doing Newport cost. And what is new now on the fifteenth away two thousand nineteen is that I'm going to move away from simple cost and the reason for it. God never told me to start this port caused it was a free trial for free. And I'm going to do what God tells me to. So the podcast will be moved to to my own network access storage. So it will be hosted in my home, which means it will not be as professional, but it was still be possible to download the fights. And listen to the files for those who want. And the domain is going to be the same. So I'm going to do only to here. Now Pluto transcript of this. At first of all. So Puerto caused the podcast is moving to the same. Your Al it's gonna be it's gonna be. HD to be yeast. As is my Christ dot com. And. That's going to be the URL. So currently the DNS system is updating. So it's not possible to reach it. But. I'm gonna do a redirect as fall. But for those who want to. Convenient subscribing to the podcast. You might have to go to computer and clicking yeasts. My Christ dot Coleman. Go there and subscribe there. I'm also going to try to make the podcast available on I tunes. But I know before when it comes to items that I have not been able to find the podcast through search on I tunes. So. It might be available there. But it doesn't mean it it shows up in search results. So the same year Al is Mike Reiss dot com. To reach this podcast. Currently the new clone. Kind of it's being hosted at. Shortstop disciple, DS dot com. But it's it's just. For me while I set it up. It's not going to be a permanent out. So. So you won't be able to subscribe from there because the recess feed has to be start with yeast assist. My Christ com. So what I want to talk to talk about. And appraise Lord Jesus Christ Lord and savior and thank God. The father in heaven for me existing today. Being alive today in my body working and everything and I want to stress the importance of repenting from seen as a Christian. We are not just to go on sinning, even though many people or pastors will say, so it is not what you should do. And I myself have fallen into this that it's somehow okay to sin because you know, Jesus has died for our sins. But is Lord Jesus Christ is trying to help us when he tells us to remake repent from sin and some people say it's not possible to stop sinning. But the point is they are new renewed in the spirit. Your renewed. You know, your your new your new creature? From your from your mind kind to and you stop seeing, and holy goes doesn't will not force you to scene there. You can always have some trouble in the flesh. You know, some trouble you might have to live with. But it doesn't mean you you have the scene you see. And what is seen? Well know, some people say because the old the New Testament is quite short, so many things are not really spelled out there. But if you sort for words in Kim gains bible, you can find the definition of the scenes in the Old Testament, and basically people say well most law doesn't apply today. But Lord, Jesus Christ said something like this. We'll see yacht and Tito there see if I can find it. Let's see here. They're both over there for shell break. One of these lease camman Benza shall teach men. So he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven. But who service shall do? And teach them the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. But that was not it, right? No. It's look sixteen verse seventeen. The law and the prophets were until John since that that time kingdom or God is preached and everyone presses into it. And it's easier for heaven and earth to post and one Tito of the law to Faye. So the. The wages of seen is death. And that doesn't change because you start to believe in Jesus Christ. So we are to stop sinning. Or if we, you know, that's you will be Shasta is by God. If you're born again Christian, you get chastised when you seen and then you turned from your sin. Hopefully, because if you don't you can get a really bad, you know, it's not a game. This is for real it's about life and death. And it's also about eternal life. You know? So we do turn from sane. In our lives. Even after we have been born. Again, we continue to do that. So I've thought for a while that you know, you could say because there is a saying like this while if you say that you're, you know, the law, you know, that you out of all of the law, then everyone seen so everyone goes to hell. And it's not like you go to hell if you break the law, but the wages of scene is still death. You see? So you still going to harvest a fruit of your your actions? So we have that in when we look at. Works of the flesh. Let's see knowing that the man is not justified by the works of the law. But that was not true. I think it's here. Now, the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these adultery fornication cleanness luxuriousness dollar which hatred variance emulation, Russ strive sedition here sees and being modus drunkenness reviling such like of the which I tell you before as I also told you in time post that they would do such things shall not inherit the kingdom. Oh god. So this is very serious. So it's not like some people. I've heard people say why you not really doing it now because you've been born again, you're doing it. But it's kind of like not doing you're really not doing it because you cut off from your flesh and your living in the Holy Ghost. And so on. But the wages have seen is staff. You know? And even though we're being saved we still face consequences from sin, and it's not something that anyone wants. So. Yeah, we are too. To repent of sin. You know because worse are so that something worse does not happen. Jesus said he never tells people you can go on sending now because you've been saved that. That's but that's kind of what you can get from preachers today. You know? So there is a false gospel is also been mentioned. Here. It is it's in you'd for for their certain men crept in on the west who before who were before all ordain to this condemnation ungodly men turning the gray so regarding to achieve Chivas nece and denying the only Lord God. And our Lord Jesus Christ. See? That she business. Tony the grace org got into LA she business. This is exactly what you see in a lot of churches, and a lot of hirelings paid pastors will kind of our forgive your since in Jesus Christ. So they, and then they think you know, that they have thority too. To the wages of San is not death. If if some pastor tells otherwise, you know, they just men they not low Jesus Christ. But they act as if they are. And these these pastors I met, and I met one and they're dangerous people because you know, they're not regenerated themselves. They have bad fruit. And if you stay with them, you're gonna receive of their fruit. There. And they hate you. Because when they realize you you have something they don't have. They hate you. And they wanna destroy you just like you did with low Jesus Christ try to try to they might try to turn you over to thority and all kinds of stuff to to really destroy you. You know, so the it's very dangerous will these people, and they also might the high links. It's our work that is in question the than they lose their work their employment. You know, so is a big thing. And. Yeah. So the new thing here as I said he's that there's going to be a shame. You won't be able to. I I'm going to there's something called the redirect which will be put in affect on the RSS feed. Once I have deleted the simple cost account, though, be redirect to the new feet. So it might work. But the the the best way to to get hold on of this port cost as to go to this is my Christ comb 'cause they are it will be you know, and. So that's what's going to happen. There's going to be a poured cost that is hosted on my own network access storage in my own home in order because then it's free for me. It's totally free doesn't cost anything. So praise Lord Jesus Christ Lord and savior. I'm grateful to Lord Jesus Christ forever. He is the mediator. He's the king of kings, Amazon a king. And I love him. Where every one else. And all of you out there who love Jesus Christ. I I. Hi bless you in the name of Jesus Christ them for you out there who still don't have any awareness knowledge of Jesus Christ. I hope you come to faith in Jesus Christ. Because he is there mediator and savior. And he is the one who who. He's the only way to to to have the only way to turn a life. There is no other. Okay. So. I think stop. No. So. Bye for now.

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ACS (Part 1): AJ Benza

The Adam Carolla Show

00:00 sec | 1 year ago

ACS (Part 1): AJ Benza

"Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show on podcast one. Geico presents eyewitness interviews with inanimate objects. This is Brian Bruno live on the scene of a recent windstorm here to describe the event a chest of drawers, there's a storm howling outside. So I thought I'd stay in watch rob com. Five minutes into the flick, a tree branch slams through the window. Where are you hurt? I just gotta scratch on my chest. Your chest of drawers can't help you in a windstorm. But the guy go insurance agency can help you get covered for personal property damage. Call gyco to see how a Ford -able homeowners insurance can be. Ten years. Hundreds of guests. Millions of downloads one podcast hit it on to get it on get on mandate. Get it on the ten year anniversary podcast March ten Peterson auto museum Malo for a decade of getting it on. From girl. The one studios in Glendale, California. This is the Adam Corolla show Adams gas today. AJ Benza with Gina grant on news and ball, Brian on sound effects. And now. Right wing troll. Adam corolla? Yeah. Get it on got to get it on a choice but to get on mandate. Aw. Thanks for tuning in and thanks for sharing. It's free. So turn someone onto this pod. That you work with in. No, you'll love good day. Gina grad handball Brian in business. But no ethics. We gotta have that. Yeah. Benzel being here has got a lot of stories that gets caught up on. I'm a little bit sick in a little bit a little bit sick for a couple days now, but still did the cold plunge this morning. I don't think the to affect each other. I think cold is the cold wooden bat is fat you in wide tails would not get along and work is to work, meaning work sounds bad. But it doesn't have to be fat sounds bad, but doesn't make fat. And I don't think being cold makes you. I had to be an asshole the other day when we had a cold snap here in LA a week of we can go pretty cold for LA and test is going to side with that shoe outside. No, no, you you'll catch cold under my breath. A muttering, you're not gonna get cold fish. Virus at her feet. Stupid total dick, you will learn that women know what they know. Even if they don't know it, and that will Trump all science and all studies and all everything when the mom thing kicks in the mom thing kicks in. Now. It's wrong. A lot of the time. But it's the mom thing kicking in. And it'll just kick in it'll go, and you can sit and have a discussion with them. But you have to understand you're not talking to Dr drew. You're talking to mom and mom. She ain't open to your your knowledge, your wisdoms, your graphs, or your whatever. And if you think you can go find something on the computer the proves you right and walk it in its show plot at just a more. Enjoy your shovel son. It's a deeper argument. The I'm totally with you. I think most women are like that. The only one I can't seem to let go of is. It has been instilled in me since the day was born that if you go outside the cold with wet hair. Oh. Oh, you're. I will I know Kristie cognitively knows the cold thing and the virus thing and all that. I think she was like you said going moms moms zone because like as if to dissuade tests from going outside without shoes on like gold. Not true. Right. All right. Well. I it is something I'm deeply fascinated with and morbid way, which is the people who know what they know. And it doesn't really matter. What info comes in? My feeling is let's substitute the pasta for the steak and tell we've talked of any torch. And then that day we shall stop and go back the other way. So might thing was I wanted steak and then some point eighties. It was like pasta pasta pasta. And I was like, okay, we'll do pasta, and then we did pasta. And now somebody came in and made more sense at went back. My. You should never be in what I know mode. You should be in coach me, I was pumps brings over the weekend for a friend's birthday. And it was beautiful. And it was I know you're actually you're looking actually Bermuda. But but it was just beautiful compound. Everyone had a great time. But a lot of the girls there who are dear friends of mine and gorgeous and thin and love that, you know, lifestyle wellness, all that great stuff. They're all obsessed with this new thing of of drinking, celery, juice, just pure, celery, juice, juice, it you get rid of the fibers you drink that. And they're all talking about only should I'm listening. Okay. This is it's for eggs Amon. It's for inflammation. Like, I got all of it. What about the celery stock is bad? I don't know. But they're talking about like, we're reading this book and Bubba I looked up the guy who wrote this book, and this might be a good question for Vinny. Hey, my friends they seem to know what they're doing. They're all hot as hell. So God love him. But this guy who wrote this book is called the medical medium. He does. Not have a medical degree. He talked to a ghost who told him that. This stuff is good. And he has a million and a half followers on Instagram and people are buying these books. They're flying off the shelf. And now, I'm not on board anymore. We'll let me next kid this. You know, we don't I mean. We don't think that LeBron James can turn sunny Corolla into an NBA all star. We get it. He's lebrons. James? We have this thing with guys. It's my people think Brad Smit Brad Pitt by the way is smart, but he's a stonier. But they think he Lamar because he he looks like he looks mart. You can read. It was lines. Pretty well. My stuff I swear to God. Whenever you hear these guys on a talk show. It used to be. It was always my Robert deniro theory. I sort of shifted it because people realize he had stupid when he does shows. We just like long-form interviews. He starts show hand because it's hard to hold up for forty five minutes, or whatever that is. Anyway. We think good look guys and not not pretty guys or not. It's a certain kind of handsome. It's a handsome comprehensive. It's like competence meets handsome looks like he knows what he's doing. You know what I mean? It's again, it's like central casting for airline pilot that guide strong briny. Right. That guy umbrella we listen to that guy. And we shouldn't we listen to skinny chicks about what hot chicks who are skinny about. What makes them hot in skinny genetics? But again, we should listen to LeBron James about what to do about our vertical and make sure ducks you don't hit your head on the hoop. When you're jammed the ball. It's like, I get it. You're good at this thing and your body you've been blessed? But why is your information is a matter of fact. Your information is probably worse than someone who studies it in his struggling with it versus someone who's just there. And fell asleep on third things had triple. Yeah. I don't think we should be listening hot chicks about what makes them hot Dun done less unless they can produce a picture of them looking like RIA Perlman from like two thousand and nine and goat before the celery juice. Or the medium. This was me. This was me before the celery. Chrissy teigen. All right. Oh, someone wants a story about my roommate's ex con father. I'll tell you that in a second. I will tell you lows this half of the show brought to you by lows and envy. Mt. Watches movement watches dot com slash we'll tell you about that. And second. Let's see. Ooh caitlyn. Took a picture of garbage with Kefi on it. I love it. I love it. Someone tag trash. I love it when when trash gets tagged. I love it when nature gets tagged, and we're not too far from the homeless being tagged animals. Oh, man. Trash alley somebody. Okay. There's a there's a side street behind us. And there are no apartments, and they're no motion activated lights and there's no cop. So every time somebody wants to dump a sofa a mattress or toilet. They simply Chuck it out of their truck. I imagine if you wanted to there's garbage ever now, if the tag or if the city wanted to do something about it. Oh, you know what I miss? Fuck the undercover hot police chick who's trying to get to John's in the prostitution ring undercover. Bum? Remember eighties. Drinking out of the bottle bag in it. You know? Next. She knows duster go flying opening pull it hands out. You're right. Yeah. You took a an undercover cop and just send him out on Sunday night and walk around like a bum up and down that backstreet you would see people dumping shit there. Every time I'm convinced. It happens in the wee hours of Sunday night. There's nobody around boom dump it off. But anyway, one of the one of the major failings of our city is just garbage everywhere. But I do like that that they're tagging garbage real mixed message. It says Nazi pigs. God is love artists canvas. Yeah. And it says bread and soup, and I'm wondering if the person I think it's a little bit counter contradictory for God is love advocate to spray paint trash. They would put the trash in the other side of the street. There's a refrigerator that's tag. But. Sort of the question and then just garbage because why should people throw away garbage? Here's the thing, y'all. Y'all. To properly dispose of garbage. I have a. Warehouse. We are gutting the warehouse bunch of drywall two by fours from the sixties. You must hire dumpster and the dumpster gets dropped off on your job site. And it's three hundred bucks. Every time. They come pick it up. It's a little too much, someway around three hundred bucks. It ain't it ain't free. They charge and they don't they don't charge twenty eight fifty they charge like three hundred bucks. Apostle of this problem for me. I have a bunch of trash but don't wanna pay for a dumpster. Why do go right next where we broadcast and throw it out in the fucking sidewalk and the city, there's no enforcement of anything. No one ever gets ticketed or find or anything. So in a way. If you are a person, and you're throwing away old mattresses or construction material or things like that. You're probably on the sad side of the Mason Dixon. Median income line. Right. Okay. So you don't have three hundred bucks to hire. The rollaway dumpster to come in front of your -partment building or to make a load out to the to the dump. So this is what happens. All right question about. Big Rick, Alex. Hey going on man. Hey, man undercover. Bum? Was my gay porn aim in the Nile man that shit. Yeah. Anyway, it was either in not in fifty years while chicks Taco Bell material. But yet, I'm one of your friends dad just gotten out of the joint, and he was sleeping on your couch. I don't know if you've ever told the story on the air, but I guess in the middle of a drunken stupor in the middle of the night hawk blue across the room and sleeping outside. Now. These are two different guys. Why was rank big wreck? That was my best buddy. Chris's dad? He I don't know you tell me what's worse. I need to crash on your yourself because I've just been released from prison, son. I'm the I'm the roommate. But I mean, it's my -partment. I'm Lynn with Chris. So you tell me. Would you rather have your dad everyone who's here say son, I need to crash on yourself? I after I'm released from the penitentiary because I don't have a place to stay or I'm going into the penitentiary about three weeks, but I paid up on my apartment like I don't want to re up for two weeks or half a month, or whatever I need to crash for three weeks before I go to prison now, they're both great. But one's greater. I'm factoring in a few things. But I definitely have an answer. I want the doubt on his way out because those two weeks before they're going to uncomfortable uncomfortable resting. I said I'd rather have the dad on his way in because two reasons. Hey. Opinions on things a it'll actually force you to bond with your dad and really really savor that time. But. But. The more important thing. There is a definitive time. That is. It was more mean big Rick watching George Michael sports machine on Sunday nights, and our socks and underwear a little ponding with his son. Let's go to the sports for sheen punch big button. So. Big wreck who's. Not with us anymore. You know, what am I going to say the guy I grew up with the guy took me, you know, all the fun stuff. I did I did with big Rick. He took me motorcycle riding. Let's say look out. We robbed our first. Running. Let's say house hog the horn toys. Yeah. He wasn't really that kind of criminal. It wasn't caught up in the whole molar thing. If that's what you chose that kind of criminal either probably some drugs or something who got got God knows what it was. But he showed up to my house in one of those boxes like when you get fired from your crappy job, and they give you that would grain box with the little handles on the handles on it he walked in. He had a pair of like boot cut Wrangler jeans folded in the box. He had a pair of boots in the box. Any had a jar of cla motto that was empty. It was cold water jar his cold water jar which spelt faintly like claim like the ocean took a sip often appear. It's like back when a guy went, hey, that's my cold water bottle manifield that thing up the sink that put it they want to get home from work, the nice and cold. Oh my God commitment. So big Rick showed up with his box. And he lived on our show far for what I recall was more than two weeks but under month as I recall, and then he was off the prison, which is always interesting like, okay, then. Sue soon have fun behavior may the war. Like, it was like, okay. So Chris dad's going to prison trade. How is Chris emotionally? Well, he's you know, just sitting on a huge amount of white privilege even here. No one on. Underneath them. So but his dad when his dad was doing well on big Rick was doing well, he had a transmission shop in Hollywood. And he had a truck and he had some dirt motorcycles. And he would take us out dirt bike riding. And he I mean, he I thought he spent lavishly like one time he sent me to Taco Bell. God that same Taco Bell that three years later. I would put my application and be rejected by didn't know it at time. He sent me to Taco Bell wants to make shock. Oh, like attack. Oh run. And it was like his son is other son me, maybe somebody else, we're going aqua does a canyon motorcycle riding or whatever. And he was like he's to call me adman, go at people's call me at and he'd go Adleman and go. Yeah. Go to tackle bell. Have you? Okay. And you're like get twenty three regular tack owes. Give me like ten dollars. And it was like this is crazy when he three tacos ten security escort. Oh my God. So rick. It's some point Rick then got into some drugs or felon, some hard times or I didn't know all the official particulars. But he's too used to come home a member couple novelties about their house had wall to wall carpet that was a big deal for me wall the wall like like, oh my God, the carpet goes, and then it just kind of dies into the maze. Roy, and you could lay on it. Like, it was clean. It was padded. It was new, you know, and I lay down on the carpet like watch TV. And I think he'd come home on a Sunday probably had too many beers at the bar, whatever. Time he kicked boots off and put his feet up on me. Like a like a stool like Allegra let out a huge part. And then he held CHAI was yell to my son. Now, by the way, you never know the things that are going to get passed down with big big Rick with the L speak out old toothless one. Eight. Just he was drunk, and he just farted on his sons rand. But he liked me. Yeah. We're we're they could see. The obvious and he takes motorcycle riding, and you know, whatever. And I think it was just one of these like kind of big good looking guys who was just he probably liked the, ladies and carousing. And like, you know, when you had the money spent it, you know, and then he didn't have the money in at a certain point. He went away in the house went away and poor Barbara, the mom just moved into a crappy little apartment with Chris and his brother, and that was kind of the end of that later on I member in one of my many shaming periods shaming exchanges. I had with my dad just call youth. Yeah. No, no, no. This was older. This is me shaming him as I was older. I was for some reason it was like around Christmas time, and I was like in set my dad's house, I don't I don't know why. But at some point it came up that Rick pretty. Much fallen on hard times. And it's like he's living -partment. I think he got up heart valve replaced in prison. Not going good for wreck. And any always he was like he's still worked on still worked on transmissions. Go to your house and bring the toolbox and get on the car and get Greece. You'd be like the boots on cigarette hanging out of his mouth like old school, whatever and see. Hey, man at ban. How you doing by and someone I got the word. There's like he had no TV set. And for me. I can watch all the commercials about kids with no food villages villagers with no water. But when I hear about dude with no TV set it really tugs, Sarah McLachlan comes to columnists. Yes. And I'm like, not even a black and white. No. No, no. So. I'm like, I'm going to buy in for dads this neighborhood. I'll buy big Rick pick TV setback were like by thirty four inch and it was thirty five inches deep. Or whatever. Of all the meals I ate over there. All the pork chops. I ate over there. At least you can all the putting eight over at that house. I a meal after meal after meal, he would take we'd go motorcycle riding, the only time I ever went dirt bike riding with with Rick, you know, and and go to the lake and play with is like remote, control boat, and all the all the junk, all the fun stuff and everything. So I was like now he's older getting old is going to die soon. And TV's were like they were a big schone was like six hundred bucks. And it was like a couple of grand or whatever in today's dollars. It was like they weren't cheap. But anyway, I was somehow my dad, and I went. Guys, bought me all those meals and cook, those meals took me everywhere bottle this tacos and never ask for. I never had lunch money or saying is your he'd just by Taco Bell or McDonalds or whatever we'd go go out to Ecuador Canaan. So I was like going yell by my whatever, and I stopped, and I looked at my dad and went, you know, what you should be buying this TV. He's the guy. I must least eight hundred bucks worth of food over that house, and I was out of a weekend with that guy like motorcycle writings stuff, like I don't know why I'm buying TV 'cause I'm rich, but listen old man spiritual should be buying him. This TV jumped in and did like half the parenting. So that was big wreck who was on his way to prison. Mike the other guy. Mike the cement contractor. He's a guy I met in the alley God. And he he used to he had had a ranchera which is like the Ford version of L Camino big back that back on the driver's side door was mashed in and he had to get into his own car from the passenger side like every time, and I met him out in the alley, and he was talking about construction and being a peanut doing contract doing doing cement work and baba, blah. And at some point. He just hit me up and said, he had no place to go or whatever. And. Want a crash myself missing his front teeth and stuff like that? And I said, yeah. Yeah. You can sleep on the sofa in new sleeping on the sofa. And there's only two things. I remember I remember we had a a phone because remember these was a Mickey Mouse phone, it was like the arm of Mickey Mouse. And Mickey Mouse has like a Mickey Mouse phone, and at some point he was like make a phone call like, yeah. Go ahead. Where's the phone? And we're like there's the phone. Where's the phone? That's the phone. What the fuck is that that's a phone. That's not a fucking phone. But that's a phone. That's our phone. It's like a ten minute conversation about what is this? Choosers I know and then at a certain point. He passed out on the sofa. It's like eleven o'clock at night on a Sunday or something I came walking through the living room to go the kid Justice tooth and while while he was passed out. He's just passed out on his back just laying on his back. Is laying on his back. Snoring. His ass off his mouth hung open everything. And I just walked around. I'm gonna wait till you hear Mike my. Popped up just with feet were still them. But he popped up at the way. She's right. Doc, the fucking huge Lougee and then just fell right back down. Like you've never if I told him the next day. You did this go. Ridiculous. Why would I do that just fucking so dead asleep and fucking slob probably used to sleep and outside indicator gonna truck bed or something at what point do you? Go out just out you're done. We can't do this never burned the place that I never had that gear as like fine later on remember couple things he did cement or his brother think we're brothers. Probably multimillionaire today did typewriter repair. And they lived in apartment. That's off the alley of my my old apartment and. Couple couple good good memories. So there's that same hawking Lougee. There was I was building my grandma kitchen at the time like adding a kitchen on your house, and I needed a guy who could do cement, and he still for the euro for Mike. I said, Mike, you're the man and Mike came up short on the poor. We had to go. Get a ton of concrete sacks, or whatever we were covered with concrete that too. Good memories. One is. We were in the slab always wavy and fucked up, and it was a mess. But anyway, at some point we went to the golden chapstick, we work for like thirteen hours to in this concrete, ho pulling the bags and doing the whole thing. Someone went to cheap Chinese place on laurel Kane, and I think Colin chopsticks, and we pulled up in his El Camino with door caved in and as ranchera sorry. And we both had cement like like you've been dipped in cement like up into your waist, and then lifted out pants raw covered with it. We're on our knees and the wet stuff all over us. We're both amass we're both the mess anyway. And at some point there was some inexplicably some hot chick. It was just sitting in front of the golden chopsticks. You've just standing there and waiting for a boyfriend or leaving or something and Mike was a piece s it wasn't down with the metoo movement. And he's like he's a late comer. He's like as sweep piece asks right there, and I said. Yes. Good looking lady. And he's like, let's go. Let's go chatter up man and. Look at us. Look at our car, look at everything, and I should like, well, I think my granting we need to get back, and, you know, pick up the food, and then just get back, and and trial the cement before it sets off a kicks off or whatever it was. And he just looked at me. He was confused. You look at me goes don't you want any pussy? Yeah. I do. Two percent chance of two billion. Yes, I do. But not. No, wait are odds. Not good. Maybe was right. She'll want pussy toxic. I was gonna say team the greatest combination is his brother who did the typewriter repair. And they used to just fighting arguing argon fight all that. As brother sorta reminded me of if you ever watch. I think it's bonding CLYDE, the head that side their side guide like their. Yes, man. He was a little funny character actor spoken, a weird voice. And you've seen him. You've seen him on a million things from the seventies and eighties. He was weird side guy was everyone's side kick, Leslie, Jordan these movies. I don't know how I can't think of the actors anyway, his brothers weird little guy and. It is certain point. We're this there all night, and sir. My grandpa, my mom, my grandpa, and my step might my debt might not put my step grandpa. My grandma like brought out like food and stuff like sit down and my grandma pulled some wine out. She poured. Mike a glass of white wine and Mike just shot. It import him like a big poor white lime. But he just shot it down, you know, try to put it down, again, more wine and his brother kind of the same thing. And then his brother, we're sitting outside on the patio. And his brother like excuse himself. We're eating outside like outside table, the patio to walk across this Alaria, and this I've e- wall turned his back start taking a leak and Mike start yelling brother like, hey. What do you like he would call my grandma, my grandpa old, man or woman, Kate another name? Okay. Oh, man. Oh woman. More more more wine more women. And then at certain point is brother goes and takes piss he's like eighteen feet away for us. But he's back to us like against the Ivy and Mike. Hey, what the fuck from the old man old woman his brothers taking a piss and his brother's excuse his I want over here, which is not to say, I I didn't piss all over the casserole at the table. I got up accused myself walked over here and took a piss did these people raise themselves. I don't know they ever inside a home. I don't know how it worked. I don't know. How we're, but I I met a lot of those guys. Off that Allie Mann actually think you're thinking of is Michael j Pollard he actually was nominated for an Oscar for Bonnie, and CLYDE and in popular culture. Michael J, FOX is real middle. Name apparently Andrew adopted the day for Michael J polar in tribute to. Oh, really? If you're thinking of the same guy, he was this guy. Thomas stuff, you're scuttle funny turned up nose screw rant. And if you see him in if you see him in bonding, Clive he's he's got ticks, and he's kinda weird, and he's side kicki, and you think something's wrong with them. But you're not sure so much wrong with a cat. I was just gonna say that. How do you not remember the I so he did a ton of stuff? But that's what this guy's brother was like. Kinda would is there. Something wrong. Okay. It's asking a guy who there's something wrong with if there's something. For other. Well, Michael J? I'm Jay FOX middle name, not J, wait. But what is the connection to Pollard? Jay, fox. So admired apparent I'm reading this off a Wikipedia. Just now he instead of going by Michael Andrew FOX or whatever he went by Michael J, FOX the tribute to him too weird. It's an avian. Isn't it? Michael J? Fox's wife's last name Pollard. Oh, Tracy Paulin her last name Paulin PO L A N O funny. Coincident close. Hey, jill. You want to? My balls. Dad? I I'm in urine. What? So you're out in Connecticut. What are your balls Kate? How far you from the casino? Probably just under an hour. Okay. Okay. And is it true? God we gotta get dialed in this time. There's there's no signs outside the casino on the highway or anything is there. It's in the middle of. No, it is really hurts. It is raises up like the emerald city out of nowhere. It's very bizarre, and what are your? So you Live Aid. It's so it's it's really out in the sticks. It's beautiful. But it's it's sticky. Are you in a sticky town? No, I'm not a sixty kind of gal. So I live more towards the center of the state more toward Hartford and where is God. Where did Newman there's lime rock and then God where to sharp shop? Newman lived out there to fund the interview Jill. Yeah. Trying to think of failing. Good under pressure. Tell you that much. Yeah. I think aware that wasn't curious. How far you way, I have no idea where you are in relation to all that stuff. The good news is we always drive from one place the next. We'll drive in Boston and Mike will always tell you. I'm sure shit what that's going on there. And what's going on in Hartford? What's happening over here? That's a that's a big textile town point. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how he knows locals ever McCollum on it. No one's gonna call him. Yeah. There is well known in the car. Right so jail. What do you do for a living? I work at ESPN. I am Barry. That's where. That is yes, they have a wonderful mall there in case, you're interested. Maybe it. So there's a view and I together from where Boston where? That we're looking at a picture of us together. I'm. Actually in a small town like near New York, New jersey. Show did a stand up show there. Yeah. All right. So you you say you work for US bien. I do. Yes. What do you do for you? I worked in television production department for quite some time. And then I recently made the transition into recruiting and learning in development. So I train a lot of arms. Louise, here is Bristol's fill the big home campus it is. And it just keeps growing we basically own all of at this point. Because what was in Bristol before ESPN cut there? In a macho understand Hernandez. No, basically. Yes. Bookmark that I have a lot to tell you about Aaron Hernandez. Oh boy. Bookmark all of this. All right. So you go into the campus every every day. I do is it do you is that a blessing or curse I think some of the guys some of the folks who work for SPN go God, we're trapped in Bristol than others. Go. The best thing that ever happened. Got us. I used to live in van is sucked. It's actually it's a nice area. There's some really great surrounding areas. And he don't want to be honest with you, we work here. Twenty four seven. So we never get out. Anyway. Now, what if you met two people you tell me. There's two guys and they've opened up a new Barbara and styling shop there hairdresser in Bristol in breast in the game. And one of them says the two shops across the street from each other one shop says, I do Donald Trump's hair the other shop does Chris permits hair which shop new where do you go your poise brand loyalty? It's gotta be Berman. Gotta go. Chris Berman helped me lady that. So you're going to come out, and you are going to be my ballgirl up there on stage. Yes, super excited, and are you what other connections? I'm have vague recollections. I had a conversation about you. And is it are you married to shop or or what am I what am I? Right. Yeah. Heart's been is shop producer. Yes. Yes. We're very close. So we're actually double dating to go to your show at. All right. So we will we will see you. They're developing a new show called chef flops. Yeah. What's that? Call again. I heard here comes hold on Kerry. Here we go. You can still try out people for Boston. You can jet. Flaps. You can tweet us or Email us here questions and Corolla dot com. Hey, thanks, Jill. We'll see up on stage at the eighth on the eighth boxwoods, actually. Yes. I have things to tell you Aaron Hernandez flaps is related. All right. Well for news just well is he here. Maybe Jay Benz. I feel like going to want to have some some extra info to offer. Yeah. Let me tell you quick about lows new home for craftsman tools, including their new v twenty cordless power to a lineup. One battery system works on multiple products. Two four six eight to accomplish kits available all with the two amp high-capacity lithium battery that works with all tools and their v twenty lineup. Run time you need the power, you deserve craftsmen has always made great hand, tools and mechanic's tools. And now they make great cordless tools. I got the v twenty max Prussia stroll. They have the impact driver go online and check that stuff out. It's really strong max. 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That's the podcast every Monday Wednesday Friday and apple podcasts and sign up at for patriot on and get podcast every day. Breaking all this. Candles and tragedies of Hollywood also coming up Super Bowl at the hooters in Burbank out, there might be careful wife Lynette. It'll be there porn the main green the cocktails and the girls all be there. So enjoy that AJ. What's what's going on? What do you know about Aaron Hernandez? I know that he probably wouldn't have played much gronkowski also shooting up to tighten. Always gets hurt though. Not true true. I don't know if I believe all these new things that are coming out about the molestation. And then maybe he was gay. I just think it's it's a great thing to throw on top of every new story in the fact that he's not around anymore and can't speak about it. I think it makes the most sense while we're hearing about all these new revelations are the new revelations. So long story short I stumbled upon this podcast called gladiator. And it's a new it's a it's a sort of a docu series podcast with to'real about performing oral on. You have to really break it down. I grab a pen multi eight or -cation life. And it's put on by the Boston Globe department. The spotlight department at the Boston low if that sounds familiar, which probably they broke huge stories. I mean, the the priest Melih station scandals they are legit and they're doing a deep dive into Aaron Hernandez. It's called gladiator. And there are six or seven episodes. I'm on number four. I don't know anything about him. I just I didn't hear of him until he started making headlines. So this stuff is really mind blowing AJ to what you said about being gay and stuff. I don't want to spoil it for anyone who wants to listen. But there is there is at least one man coming out saying, I think AJ would have wanted me to tell this story. I'm sorry. Chose me. I didn't wanna get into that agent speak from self. I think Aaron would've wanted to disclose our relationship and the story, and and the stories they tell about this kid, the insane upbringing he had the horrible father. He had even though his brother says, look, I love my dad to death. But here's a list of ways, we were torture worse than big Rick my buddy, Chris it's on par. And I'm just saying for someone who's not a football fan, and doesn't really know about this world. I can't stop listening to it. Well, it's kinda my not Hernandez stuff. Menendez kinda argument if you think's good idea to fucking shoot, your parents, your parents at a shitty job of raising did something horrible like like when they're Menendez razz like he molested me. I'm like, I kind of buy it because you shot him in the face when they're watching knots landing like why else would you? I mean, not why the pillow they wanted the money. I've lots of kids have parents who have lots of money, and they don't worry about money because. Fucking have lots of money taking care of the act like a couple of hillbillies moved into the house and killed the parents that get the money. Kids of of rich people probably worry, the least about money because just money sperm club. Yeah. I saw I was at that trial. And I saw the veins popping out of the kids head when they were talking about what they went through. And I heard they hired acting coaches to speak before they went, you know, in front of the I don't think you can fake that or else tremendous actors the way they look the way their veins pumping out to me that was real stories. They were telling about abuse. That's why I came away. So what did they what happened there and for Aaron Hernandez to just shoot somebody cold blooded? When he's at the top of game multi-million dollar contracts shows, it's in the fiber of his muscle. And again, not knowing anything about him. He seemed incredibly aggressively immature anyway, they interviewed dudes about you know, what would go onto locker rooms. And even these NFL these are like, I don't know this guy was on a different level. We couldn't even deal with them then being pushed through high school, you know, being sent to college early, and he was already the least mature person. Anybody knew and that being you know, sifted through college, and then being pushing the NFL this kid wasn't ready for any of this. And again, I haven't gone to the end and don't murder people, and he seemed insane. But this kid was just was just not it seemed like maybe wasn't plane with a full deck for use. Use about that. Chew if you can avoid it. But it's really compelling. So for anyone who already knows the story or already loves football. It's worth a listen to grow up until that's why. That's why she said Bristol. It's so weird. Don't picture that being gang shadow of his PIN. Again. I don't know anything about it. But they were saying like it was a pretty hard knock life over there. Unless there are to Bristol's. What is dad do? I mean to him. The brother does a lot of the interviews. I forgot his name. He's three years older. And he said there there are there molestation allegations that no one will speak to but a lot of physical abuse. The dad was seemed completely fixated on his kids not being gay and. F and your enough and you're standing like one. And familiar. I know you hate that. But and and he was kind of obsessed with it. We're going to hear that LT dropped the f bomb and oh my God ladainian. No, no. Oh, I mean, it's different time. He said Faulk look a lot problem I've seen in full films or wrong. Okay. Confused. Remember what happened either? Anyway, check the ticket. Words team fucking Christ work it out lily Tomlin gets them all fucked. She's got a mouth on her. That's right. So I guess the dad was just a real monster. Even though the older brothers like love my dad in love with all my heart. But he did this. He did this. He did this. He did this. And the brother said at one point they were they were beaten or they were being threatened so bad by the dad, the brother said, I'm gonna call the police and the dad said call them, and I will beat you so bad after you get off the phone call. They'll have to pull me off of you. When they finally kick in the door very committed man weird. It's so weird to terrorize your kids. It's such a was our impulse to terrorize the molestation part. Maybe you know, like, okay. So let's say you want to sunny to not smoke zoo. Give them cigarette. You know, you're gonna smoke this cigarette. And you're going I'm gonna watch it here while you smoke it and we're dissuade him from being gay boy. I think well, listen at showing they're gonna sit here. The whole pack. Yeah. Package that it is a very compelling. And again, you think this is sort of just, you know, hearsay whatever this is spotlight from the Boston Globe. So I tend to believe they did the research. So you'll continue. I can't stop. He grew up in insane. I look I I'm starting to think that many people have post traumatic stress disorder. I think they have that syndrome. I think they were like people understand the Vietnam version of it at a World War. The shell shock version of point your kid, and you're growing up with someone who's who's supposed to protect you raise you shooting the shit outta here scared. I have that. I'm saying, protect, your whatever. Why wouldn't you have a disorder between the acronyms between the PTSD and the which they talk about this kid how bell rung so bad. They they wanted. They carried him off the field. And he was there the next day kid in high school football who hit so hard. He was the valedictorian highschool Andy Phillips hit people so hard and football that he would cry in the huddle because that's how hard he wanted to hit. And you grow up you find out that his dad was fucked up and had a bad upbringing. But you know, he had to study certain amount of hours that we didn't know this kid's. But at the reunion we found out, but oh, that's why Andy cried, HUD. Well, every it's fucked up kids go through it's so it's also I mean, look, I I don't think of myself as a good anything, but I have kids carpenter. Good carbon feels weird to do anything to your kids. Just it feels it feels insane. I literally my son came home the other day yesterday. And he's like, hey, dad. I watched a couple of your videos on Prager you good job. And I was like hit eight it was like. And then I wanted I said to my daughter like where do you wanna go on a little vacation or whatever. And she's like I want to go to Disneyland. I wanna bring. It's so. You understand the part where it's like nag nag nag, and then mom is trying to do someone or phone, and it's like knickknack nag. And then mom goes, please be quiet. The part where you snap a little or you get on agitated or nerves the part, we terrorize them. No. It's insane. I've got that question. Like someone asked him. How do you discipline you kids? And I was like I've never had to discipline. My children. I'll give them a look across the room. And they know like look it would be too loud. That's about it. Thank god. It it just it feels like it would go against every fiber of your being to put your hands on your kid. All right. You've got some stories right AJ. Sure. Well, there's a lot of stuff going on. I mean my goodness. This his gets his I'm walking around with. I'm very upset about Bryan singer. We you relax, and we we all know what's going on with singer. But I can't stand is that all the beautiful people with the blue check box on Twitter who sound off on Trump and everything else. Why not speaking out about this? Why ninety nine percent of stars co trashed Harvey and less moon visited a proclivity bunk cabins basis of the were like can't they jump on this? That's not because he's still working, and they want they want to listen, they say is gonna direct red Sonja for AVI Lerner, a millennium for what woman is going to latch onto that role. What girl is going to take that role and be directed by. She's finished. If she does. I every press junket was the first question or is this the first question about the movie? Well, I, you know, this town, it's very I think no matter how pop. Peter an actor or an actress is and no matter how much wealth they have or how much whatever they have. There's a very finite feeling in this town. And I I believe Tom Cruise feels that way alien finding like like some this the phone may stop ringing tomorrow another gig. There's a constant you get paid at ton. You get all that leads. You get everything. But there is a feeling of like, I don't know what tomorrow's going to be like and our glasses constantly constantly falling. And there's also a thing in this town where look look no further than the runaway productions yet people just they just lecture everyone ad nauseam about how they need to pay their fair share about their some have and some haven't you gotta pay. And these these corporations shouldn't get tax breaks Bubba. And then they just go to New Mexico and Phil right? I'll five ten seasons of bringing bad all shot, New Mexico. Drove Bryan Cranston airport. Then Bryan Cranston comes back and lectures, you on why need to raise taxes. So and like, Bryan, Cranston. I'm saying we are town that's capable of going. Here's this. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, Paul Kevin Spacey. Hey, hey, whatever. Right. And then go do the then physically go to Winnipeg. I mean, I want I was in a room next to Samuel L Jackson's room one of the biggest mouthpieces for raise money raises. He shouted moving. Winnipeg moving Winnipeg in the middle of the winter because shooting let's say because they were saving tax weaken. Do this town. We want money. We never it's weird. Like, there's a weird thing about money who have a weird thing about being rich about whatever. But if you think about it. How he would is probably. Less. There's a I've never really drilled down on it this way. But there's a small group of people that are super talented artists. Who are just a sash baron Cohen, I guess or I don't know Seth MacFarlane or something everyone else is super fucking greedy super crazy, greedy. Like producers directors the industry, the big Disney Pixar and like everyone's huge cash machine. And now you have to kind of pick and choose like, all right? We go to New Mexico and shoot all all seven seasons. Breaking bad. That's a no brainer. That's a no fucking Brian. We're going to save so much going on. There. We go to Winnipeg. Well, shoot this other movie fine. That's a no brainer. Now, who do we tack? Yeah. A coup who do we get on Twitter and attack because we may make some money we may lose money, depending, and I may work again, or I may not work against sort of depending on if we finesse. Yeah. You know, and then what's awhile guy like Matt Damon? Outrageous statement like, yeah. Whatever Al Franken's doing is not as bad as it. He gets straight. So now he gets fucked up. So now now everyone's like, oh boy everyone's on high alert now, it'd be bring careful. Yeah. That seemed pretty sensible to me, but he got fucked up pretty good. I was talking to actress today, I'm not gonna mention the name because that's the way they want it tunnel work. Great actress, and she knew Brad Renfro the kid who committed who overdose. At twenty five years old who worked with Joel Schumacher on the client ten years old, and then obviously app pupil with the mcallen, Bryan singer fucked up. He was fucking she was around with him. And she said this kid was so fucked up on the set of the movie they would doing track marks on his arm completely out of his mind, screaming Heil Hitler at at at a movie theater away. From the set. They call the doctor in doctor pump them with valium gave him a bottle of methadone like it was fucking trick or treat and left. So the, you know, like it's all about the profit the movie too. She's a legal these stories, and she's had them for how many years. She's petrified because she's inter forties. Late forties, and she gonna work again. If she says is because the other thing remove that stigma because how many other kids actors. People are lives. You're going to save or affect at the very least. Right, and how many crazy I mean? All you need to do is look through all those famous stories about oh, Tom Selleck was supposed to be Indiana Jones. And so and so and so and so the ritual JAMES BOND was supposed to be Agnes Moorehead she passed on it. She got be witch. Right. Just keeps going and going and going and let you know that they really need you like do they I don't care who you are. And whoever you are. There's five men and four women who they really need and other than that they'll move on without you. Discover the latest whoever tension Bryan singer. I know you have a list of stories, but one something you brought up a while ago at it came into my mind only because he's in the news a lot. Now wasn't there something with Rami Malik? You mentioned you mentioned him while ago. I heard that name before the movie came out. And now he's like. Name. I just think nothing wrong with Romney Malik, except that I think that he has a responsibility having worked on the bohemian rhapsody film. You know, Bryan singer was promoting like crazy on his Instagram. Suddenly Instagram has been turned on. They he's not all those videos of the makings of the movie are gone. I think Twentieth Century Fox said we don't need the heat, please. Thank you. Thank you. You know? But I think the people who made that movie need not mentioning him in the boards in the thank yous, but they still need to say some Steven Spielberg. Brian cygnus company is named after a line in jaws 'cause he reveal Spielberg has everything to spill he knows this. Why can't spill make a comment about just something as simple as I condemn it. We can't have it. Nobody's fucking saying anything. And again, it's ninety nine percent of the business is not saying word listenable llahu sounds off on a squirrel fucking crossing the street. She can't say something it makes me sick. I love it. Hey, quick question. AJ, you know, about the acting world. Sure. Working at cons. You know, when you're you're playing like tell you if you're gonna play mafioso type, you gotta hang out with the with the goodfellas the mafioso guys. And if you're doing a cop thing you got to do some ride along. For deep dive playing. Engage listen, and you're straight Abby. I don't think it's gay by the way, if you're working on a role where you know what I'm saying. Good worth tuna hersal. I'm just asking. No. Well, listen, you gotta I did play myself. I come I played. I played a gay guy. I wanted while back. We had a God. I think oh Ernest Ernest t big it was my character. I'm just asking. I'm just asking right? Yeah. Football movement isn't being born black football move. I'm just asking. I'm just ask. It's like I'm just saying your mom's kind of a bitch on just say, oh, I'm just wondering if someone wanted to earn his big I'm just going to be the name. My stand up. Just ask catchphrase. I'll just ask. Perfect. All right. Let me just ask and cheese. So I'm gonna say if we're straight guy, and you're you know, getting yourself coach it up to play a game rolled gotta sucker guy off. I'm just asking. I'm just asking. It's all about the Risha. Listen, I I. To rape. Steve good, Bergen, a little independent film. I did a little research on that talked to a few guys at the abbey went just fucking. Not insulting. You oughta gay bars. They would know more than well, you should go to prison. Didn't have to kind of time that I need. What you rape good Bergen the movement. I was I played a character where it was called PS. Your cat is dead. And I played a guy that was gay. But he was like crazy. He'd rather fight you than fuck than fight you that kind of homosexual just crazy guy. And I said Steve well was a rape scene. Was it? There was no nudity when at him to rape them. And it was kissing. I have to addition. We're come across with Gooden Burg. And I finally want fucking I'm gonna kiss him. So I went we kept going back and forth living, and I got up from the chair, and I just gave him a big fucking queer kiss. Wow. Look I worked out at two days. I was putting up to seventy five and the gym. I put on my head. I here's my nipple out or looking at it. It's all out mainly owed. It doesn't look so good. It wasn't rape. But that's. Good. Macbeth? Awards for this movie. But fun move Gutenberg maybe gay because he did do dancing with the. Just wait a minute was here right now. I might be dead. Thought of that. I'm just asking I'm just asking Ernest. Biggest just. Hey. Hey, earn Ernest e bigot. All right. Let me tell you about the M V. Mt. With Valentine's Day coming up M V. Mt knows what to get that special someone perfectly. Curated Valentine's Day gift boxes, that are stylists that MVM t- handpicked man, we have their watches we all wear their watches out here. 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57 Channels (And Nothin' On)

Fame is a Bitch

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57 Channels (And Nothin' On)

"From workhouse connect in Aj Benza vein he likes to be walk on a leash and play really dirty kinky. Sex Tapes thinks he's the guy put the cock in the peacock network. Okay Bitch. Hey everybody. Aj Benza here for famous bits this show for September twenty twenty third nineteen my apologies for Friday. I I cannot believe this. Virus has whipped around this family all paused by this little nine year old hunk of love we call Eva but my brother-in-law Jack came down to Monja on you over the last week and then I got knocked down on my ass and because I've already had pneumonia and was like a day away from dying being hospitalized for thirty days and having my chest cut open to cure me when I hear that word. It's a little scary so there was best. I not not do the the the the the the Patriot. I apologized last night. I'm watching the emmys by by the way I feel better. I'm fine but definitely taken up. My allotment of sick. Days at a podcast should have so thank you for being patient especially my tippy top premium crops cropper's so I'm watching the Emmys last night and listen. I Love Television. It's it's it's what I do even if I'm not in it every year. I'm always a part of it. I want to see you do well but after watching the Emmys last night and I watched it again this morning at five. Am I went through it fast forwarding and I can can television get its own ass right. That's the question I have today or is it. As bad as it appeared. During during the emmys telecast meant to represent the finest that this medium has to offer and it felt straight on its face I think in many many ways so much shocking really the people who put together a shelter out of the people who make television great could fail so badly. They got a lot of things inge right. I'm happy to flee bed one. I only caught a few episodes but I can tell when I was watching it immediately. Holy Shit this fucking show is good and this is the show that began China's a one woman play cross the pond and then this woman phoebe Waller Bridge. She sold it to to a couple of producers on over over some beers in a pub and they liked it so much or jokes. They fucking option didn't here. We are five years later. That's the magic of television. That's the magic of of people who understand what television can do. You Got Billy Porter who won all right. We told you about him and the shell pose over a year ago. It's filled with transsexual sexual actors who I think are great and fun now. The acting is not tremendous of course not what I'm talking about. You know the level of acting that the most professionals aspire to but it's on it can't be it also touches on very real problems and discussions sounds like AIDS which unfortunately was extremely prevalent during the eighties when this show a late seventies and eighties when this show takes place and Billy Puerto was phenomenal. The fucking Shell begins with the category is and that's him he is really good motherfuckers one award away from being an we got winner. Emmy Grammy Oscar Tony Okay but if you sat behind him to the left last night you missed the fucking show completely because that had on and listen it wasn't a Tuxedo dress and it wasn't him being carried out like Cleopatra with six guys with no shirts on but it was vintage billy port but I want to say this but guys good. I give them all the problems that he's able to get but we've got to stop carrying. Washington walks out out who to me was a stunner during scandal days when scandals about to hit. Kerry Washington was hot as Allie better sorry to use two girls grows in comparison but I'm trying to say when she came out people looked at Carrie Washington and thought motherfucker hit all gamma she hot well. She needs to start eating again. I don't know if she's auditioning for a block Holocaust victim and a future movie because she looks like Hell you people's now than face loose weight. I had that after the Monja you feel like you're watching your face the sack of bones people who were near death feel that way. That's what Carrie Washington Who's beautiful looks like now? Come on whatever the fuck you doin' start eating again. Fuck these cheeto. Whatever you're on changing you don't look as hot as you use still still and you need to be beautiful but she has to announce before. Billy Porno won the first openly gay Blah shut the fuck up what what exactly exactly conduct. What exactly are we trying to describe? What exactly we trying to say is so magnificent that that a man who's as talented as billy porter and you know there are many examples of his talent? Why do we have to say the first openly black black gay male to win what he's saying. Here's a guy who sucked a lot of Dixon. He won the award really. Let's boil down that first introductory resentenced into what you're saying you suck Dick Buddy won. It reduces a man of incredible talents to nothing but a a hand job. What what are we doing. It gets me so fucking aggravated. I don't care if you're on your first fucking die in the mood. I don't care what you know. Oh you dick. It should not be in our lexicon. It shouldn't be an vocabulary when describing somebody unless they're the person who moms you raise you you otherwise it's not needed to stop saying fucking white gay men. There were back in the day who won awards awards Oscars grammys Emmy but no one talked about it. So why is it so important mentioned believe police the first openly black okay. He's open about it big fucking deal. You know there's plenty of black guys who want who you know to business charvet down on someone's lap. You don't talk about them enough. Anyhow anyhow look people have stopped giving a shit about these award shows at the ratings prove it and it's been proven you you need a host for these shows. You need a host. People Trust me as a guy who wants made a living as one and I think we'll make a living as one again again one day you gotta do this. It helps it steers the show without its captain list ship okay but this year's fucking no host no fun telecast it active. It looked like they didn't care about the show and the awards and then Tom Lennon was very funny guy. He's given the task of making jokes when people were approaching the podium for their award and leaving you something he said. We're very comical. I grant you because he's a funny guy but it. That's not what you want to do for the biggest night and you know what. I mean like it's rude. I I remember watching. These shows all my life it just you don't you don't need to take take away the dignity of somebody winning award by saying it's the nineteenth nomination which means if you stretch out all the EMMYS and to end it would equal the distance okay itself. Dom Come on guys it shameful really you know considering their people who really refreshingly deserve so many awards and they want and from an entertainment value standpoint they gave some great speeches some impactful speeches news and they shouldn't have been diluted or stepped on. You got like I mentioned phoebe. Waller Bridge swept for fleabag Vata's show that is so oh unlike anything that the emmys would normally even give a shit about they even still don't quite understand what it is 'cause. They talk about it as a show being a show about a sense added. It is so much more than that. It's like saying all families about a racist. You don't fucking get it. If you can't describe a magnificent shell like that in your own medium Liam. You gotta hardest someone else. It's so many great things that show but it's not just that thank God the people who voted for it now better you got Michelle Williams listen in. Shell that was filled with mistakes. Michelle Williams who at this point can people still believe that she was married to Heath Ledger. It doesn't seem possible or will they marry a just together and had a kid whatever they were together and you know. I remember talking to heat before he died right that he lived for that daughter but he could not get along with her and I'm listening to throw speak last night. I'm this great speech. She makes for a work on winning for Fosse Averton she she was magnificent playing when Verdon but you use this platform to to champion equal pay for women and you know she talked about women of color needing the same amount of money not fifty two cents on the dollar. Blah Blah Blah and we need teeth not made of wood and rubber we get the it it was break that she said things that we would never have an idea about like a woman being asked or being cast to play a role and saying I don't WanNa wear fucking teeth made of wood. Would I want to eat made a rubber so change for me please and they do. I don't want this. I don't want that and you have producers who meet those needs and what what raise what results is a phenomenal performance and she said no acceptance because we get to thank you at the end. If you just listen to women so I know I beat those people over the head a lot insane this Kinda shit pat themselves in the back so much they dislocate their shoulders but some of it does make sense and that was a great moment in Emmy history. I gotTA give him that. I'll even say Patricia Arquette who was phenomenal in everything she did this year from the act to escape a data more. She's phenomenal g brought up. She brought up her sister. Alexis aren't and she preached support for the Trans Community Nets. It's it's it's called for right. Now I get it's what's happening. Alex foreseen who is was Miss Swann. I tell you every teen you know somebody we the thought is inconsequential and somebody that just could play a stereotype on a show like mad TV winning winning an award for the Marvelous Mazel Azazel. I I've never seen the show. I heard it's great. I just can't look at it because I can't stand the font in which the show is written. I know it's stupid but I can't but she was is really moving. The story about how many generations of strong willed women she comes from a family and how they're all brave and the story ended with her telling women step step out of line ladies step out of line. That's great. I love it. You could think that I'm a fucking male chauvinist pig all you want and I think this but I love moments like that. I get weepy sleepy. My heart hurts when people make those statements but the show could have been so much better like I said reporter I I openly gay black guy to win. Best actor okay pose is a groundbreaking series for affects. He was great. They just didn't have to focus so much on him. Being the first openly gay black just ridiculous man. Just bring it down up in notch should make yourself more. What's the word when somebody's very you know that person is very What's what's the word you know. Just don't be over the top and showy and full of Shit be more genuine and make more sense God. Damn it make more sense sent. Her novel trouble had to win for outstanding righty. I'm a guy who sits home. Sit Home and writes every day it. If if Chernobyl didn't win I was GONNA jump through a window and I don't care what happened. I I is is written by a guy. Are you ready me for this who also wrote the movies the hangover. Do you think he's a good rider to go from that to writing about the end of the world possibly with a nuclear reactor exposure. I'm glad got got got his do. He needed to be spoken about more significantly efficiently than billy porter being forced open. The puck who cares about talent is no talent in stuck in a ditch so stop stop making it that Way Star I you know of course you know when they see us. We knew that was going to be all over the place sixteen nominations nations for a fucking Netflix special that lied time and again and giral Jerome One sixteen nominations the two wins thank God because that fucking piece was riddled with lies from the get-go and if you're a reporter and lived in New York at the time you know the different so so the kid one. I can't believe he'd be the person like her. Sheila Ali intrude detective without Mahershala Ali into detective there is no true detective without drills Rome. There's still when they see us but he chill del Toro escape down more sorry he needed more props stew. Sam Rockwell becoming Bob Fosse needed more props for God's sake even the competition program they they give you water fucking ru. Paul's drag race am I crazy how could that show be nominated for twenty nine fucking NBA NBA since its inception twenty nine you think there's a little favoritism going around a bunch of people like to wear dresses twenty nine. Lucille Ball twelve nominations rupaul twenty nine fuck fabulous. I mean he I mean he'll have fought. Excuse me I think the amazing race is better. It's been better for years and I'm GonNa tell you this year the last two years if you tell me more people watch rupaul drag race than American Erkin Ninja Warrior you're Fulla Shit because the fact that they can go from city to city and assembled that gigantic maze of competition and people show up and compete and have all these stories of such up lifting drama. That's better than a couple of guys in the back room putting up fucking material to make dress bell. Fuck Yourself. You're wrong. It shouldn't have won writing for limited series. God their right. Trent finally Craig as I told you the guy writes that and the hangover got gave the guy in award outstanding TV movie. Here's is where you get me. EMMYS and here's where TV could have done a better job in general if you knew that David Milch for dead wood wasn't GonNa win instead you. We're going to give it to that cluster. Fuck called band or snatch from net flicks Black Mirror. It's not even show it was an episode within a series that it that's not a television movie. It's an episode shout in which you pick the fuck it ending sorry. But how do you look past David Milch. This guy survived for decades cereal addictions recovery relapses lapses heart disease childhood sexual predation obsessive compulsive disorder bipolar -ality and yet. He kept his command of being a tremendous writer. Maybe you've heard of them my PD boot. Maybe you've heard of deadwood. Maybe you've heard hillstreet blues to name a few the things he wrote but yet what we get bander fucking snatch if you knew it was going to win at least reserve serves some time to give David Milch the proper sendoff he deserves deadwood the movie you know look despite being the only television movie nominated for more than two awards milch his farewell to his emmy winning series would shut out really the guy's. GonNa die. Scott all sorts of things wrong on dementia you name it. He's done that was his swansong. He wrote it with his son. Everybody knows everybody in. TV knows did for David Milk Cartons and what happens bander snatch get to get the fuck Outta here you can't do that to people put their heart and soul the television. You've got to take care of them. In last last night was the night to take care of David Milch while he's still alive to see it not when he's dead next year he won't be here. I'm not even on not comparing this on any level at all when I say that television gets it wrong and they even got it wrong for a schmuck like me were a network short life. E could enjoy the success of mysteries and scandals and have one hundred fifty two fucking episodes and yet after the last episode. Would we get nothing. I always tell the story my little girlfriend Bessie Jones who was production assistant who worked on a three engined ninety five dollars a week salary. She went and got the fucking Kate and she went and made sure bars. Stay Open for us so we can have some fun at the network didn't do that. Why is it just filled with so many stupid. fucking people don't care here about television. Stood said just so much evidence that TV really is greater than it's ever been and with people who WanNa make it more important than ever of its power and its potential to make really positive positive changes in the world really noble. Shit and then there's Sunday night at the EMMYS and you know there was a moment where they showed Sarah Silverman sleeping sleeping in a chair yeah. I know she was kidding but what she kidding what she getting. You know like everything else about this. Show the decision to not not have a host was lazy fucking decision. It was dumb. The only attempts at comedy they had with delivered throughout the show were based on the fact that there's no host so why don't you just get a host and not have these people try to make jokes about not having a house. It was so stupid nothing landed. Ben Stiller's bizarre tour of Madame Toussaud's Wax Museum where he ends up with Bob Newhart who's still alive and has to talk to remind enemies not dead. That's insulting to man. I give her credit for doing it but it's insulting. Anthony Anderson I told you about this motherfucker motherfucker year ago his MAG opening where we stealing emmys with his mom because the supposing host Bart Simpson came out and a piano crashed on them which meant the a host that the show had no host so Anthony Manson Russia's from the audience with a suit that was three sizes too small but you know you gotta wear everything skinny and no socks. Would you fucking suit. He looked ridiculous and he comes out. He's going to save the show and he goes backstage. These handling his mother Emmys the put your bag to leave because he's black and he's looting get got it. He okays that joke. I don't even like him being in the forefront of that jump because I know this motherfucker. I know that he sent my in store for Dick Pic ten minutes. It's after meeting or fucking airport so I can't like him. I never will I think what he does on black. Ish is the easiest thing in the world. Stop making this guy to be fantastic. Hey Aj job the next ten years. You're GONNA be angry. Italian believe me. You don't have to thank me or applaud. It's easy Anthony Hanson Hansen the only thing funny I swear my real often I barron halts coming out with the lazic surgery bit that was hysterical Michael Sterile but just if you'd have host you wouldn't have to work this hard and somebody would have been able to steer view through these things and judging from twitter like I said Thomas Lennon's bids his color commentary with winners walking off the stage. It didn't work he even said at on point. This is why people don't do this because it sucks you needed someone to bring some of the identity cohesion and the tone to make you feel like you being steered toward actual destination. which is the end of show? Someone's in control. Go on a cruise nick g without a Cappuccino you feel now. We'll win well. We'll get you to the Bahamas don't worry about it doesn't work that way. They tried tried. All these big grand things to game of thrones. The cast of veep came out for their final bows okay but why you just picking those shows there are other shows are not going to be on again ever hear the Big Bang Theory not one of my favorites but it's made billions of dollars for people very peculiar. They don't mention that show they didn't mention orange is the new black that's not again. I think that actually change television in the lot more ways than we can think of with respect to color sexuality sanctuary gender. I mean give me a break. How do you not notice that I'm a guy who talks against that stuff and I noticed it. Who Decides these things? I was host of the show. I would have said all along little bit. We're not saying goodbye We're not saying by president storefront Alfred over the what are we doing a hold on time. Someone's gotTa be there and that's what the host would have done. They've never been more. TV shows in the world is is is about five hundred and something and it's going up every year and is that many good TV shows and as much good adding provocative stuff creative writing storytelling phenomenal shows like Mr Mercedes won't even mentioned and that was a great series. They're putting more and more money into making TV better but where was it last night. Great guys ran a tight ship. You maitland time for the fucking eleven seven o'clock news which says the same shit every night there was more shooting Chicago. Tomorrow's GonNa be seventy two and a little cloudy big fucking deal and trump did it does and trump did data shame shame. Why are we rushing to that. What's the cost of that for. Whatever time there was saved okay bye bye putting and not having a host is sort of felt like the show fucking dragged on didn't and how many times have beginning to see a commercial official for the mast singer. Hey Fox league it. You GotTa show that people think is okay. I come on fucking self prostitution. I get it. Msn Game of thrones it won best drama great thank you there's your sendoff. Piglets is one again great. Another midget will never win again so Dinka got four think so. He's good the midget categories fine forever. We don't have to placate anymore anymore. Okay and he's great. He's great. Don't get me wrong but by the time the creators of that show we're thanking everybody at the end of the show it it seem like the people that are checked out like no one cares anymore. Knowing the people in the audience gave the creators of that show the same attention Amanda Repeat gave me and this is not a lie on her first date with the guy that created game of thrones. She was an argo and I didn't know she was on a date she he went to go to the bathroom and I couldn't believe how beautiful she looked and I have hardly asked her out and she told me on a first date. I I really can't be talking this swipe and she politely excuse yourself. I think she did better by Marian. That might have had a fun night with me but I think Amanda Peet me the rebel but for fucks sake man there is shows the Emmys a lot better. You know if you've noticed the news lately they're checks being ripped was many many Zeros from streaming services to get the rights to the office friends Seinfeld. You Watch the the the the last night it didn't seem like TV right now mattered that much to the emmys otherwise I would have given no shows their proper applause but this is why I do watch the for the ups and downs. I give a shit because I can't believe Paul and got twenty nine fucking nominations and Lucille ball twelve. Oh okay that's why I watch but they gotta do better got to do better going forward so that was my night last night. Maybe maybe it wasn't urine I last night I know football's on under those some fantastic moments in the NFL but for me sitting back every year watching the EMMYS and having the right to complain complain about an industry I work in and want to work again. Southall sleep good after being sick knocked on my ass for several days so thanks for being patient. That's my take on what the fuck transpired last night I'm. Aj Benza check out my paycheck. I've got a great story about Billie holiday and how they really when I say they the Bureau of narcotics my father's x while the industry he worked in how they really went after her and talk in her story in her had a great story about unpatriotic. If you don't want to do it you missed out otherwise. I'll talk to you guys tomorrow. I'm Aj Benza and that was famous bid for RECIP- Timber Twenty Third Twenty nineteen take care. 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Her Town Too

Fame is a Bitch

29:34 min | 8 months ago

Her Town Too

"From workhouse connect in a J. Benza vein He likes to be walk on a leash and play really dirty. Kinky sex tapes keeps the GUY. Put the COP in the peacock mental. Okay Bitch Hey everybody. Aj Benza here with fame bitch. This is your podcast for November Twenty Seventh Twenty nineteen reading today in the the columns and the tabloids. What have you? You seems to be a big mystery about the singer French Montana. He's not really sing. I don't know what the fuck me call me. I mean he's a rapper. But he's to me he's a nobody French Montana's an ICU. Now for days with intense intense domino pain. Listen don't believe a word of what anyone says particularly. TMZ 'cause they they are they're on. They're on bender being being particularly Fulla Shit lately. Don't believe what you hear they are medically detoxing this guy. He is a no horace. Drug user pill taker drinker. Heavy drinker especially likes to drink that purple purple drank that lean. That's that Zine Cough Syrup that a lot of these guys are taken he is. He's silly with that. Stop Yup looking at pictures. His is always at half mast. He's forever doing this. Shit that's why the Kardashians kind of have to the little sidestep but he was getting a little too sloppy oppy but there there's only stories coming along something he might have contact the contract something overseas he was in Saudi Arabia. Now he just is a complete drug addict and they're now medically detoxing this guy in ICU. Okay paying through a note from paying for the nose for this. So that's the first thing the second thing I wanted to say is I want to start today. Show off with them. The page to version of this podcast out. No most people don't know what page to signifies is page. Two is the page in newspapers that always print the corrections of the day before the paper the day before the paper if the paper Nigga the Mistakes in the columns have you page two as always we turn to to read the corrections. You guys don't know from correction because you get your news and the fucking Internet and the Internet never runs corrections. They just completely tell lies and if they get something wrong. Sorry you'll just repeat the lie down the road. I don't like to do that when I'm wrong. I like to say I was wrong. I was particularly wrong about stupidly when I was telling the story the other day yesterday about Dave GROHL FOO fighters singer. I told the story about him breaking up. A marriage origines He had to pay. He had to pay buddy seven figures to call to quiet them down so nobody would hear about this marital breakup because I mentioned his drummer. Taylor Hawkins died oh deed and he didn't he od. But he never died. He still plays with the. He's still plays with Dave now but I mentioned yesterday. He di mistake mistake number two. That was when I was when I was talking about the Gabrielle Union gone going to work on her movie L.. A.'s finest the feminized reboot of the movie. Bad boys that one Martin Lawrence Will Smith while. LA's fantasy TV show it's the TV show based on the movie movie bad boys. It's not a movie based on the move yet me so I wanted to get those things out of the way. If you guys wrote me texted me and told me I appreciate that. I'm never afraid to say I. I fucked up. Never never never never would. Sometimes people say I fucked up and they just walk away from showing thank to God just spread misinformation to God just begs for mo new I read a couple reviews from to fucking idiots. Who just happened to listen to the show where I said to people? Hey y'all to show come up to Patriot. Oh my God. That's the one they review. WHO has money? I'll fuck yourself anyhow. He'll never know they'll never know. You know the Patriot. People really know and for for those of you. Don't want to talk about about Dave Grohl and about My Amy Schumer exclusive which ran a yesterday's paper yesterday's Patriot about Amy Schumer. Just destroying a building superintendent. Go to Patriot. Because you'll hear it for real you need this. You need to go this and hear stories exclusively early. I break some of them here but I gotta save the the big ones for the people who pay our Alma the number so I messed up by saying L. S. finance was a movie that Gabby was in. We know that. But she's in the news again because basically a lot of people are up in arms because she and Julianne Lenhoff Roulette. Golf from America's Got Talent and some Gabrielle. Union fans are shocked by this development because apparently her engagement even the so good that by the time the season ended she was being called the number one talent on television in terms of social media. Engagement engagement I know no one thinks Gabrielle. Union is a number one talon on television. How ridiculous but that's social media? Now that's what some people will lead to believe. Some people don't understand how a TV show would get rid of the most socially engaged media celebrity. Well IT TURNS ZSA Gabrielle. Union is not holding back with why she thinks she was. Let go and she's making interracial thing. Yeah she's she's acting like America's got talent as a bunch of racists now she might be saying all these things but she's putting these comments in the mouth of somebody who does make these comments and that person I would be B. Scott B. Scott is Transsexual gossip columnist who actually used to be I don't think she's cow's connect anymore. I doubt that she was with us a long time ago but she has her following. She's funny she's good at what she does He. I don't know how to fuck the to describe her and I have no idea. But B. Scott is talking and I think what she's saying is stuff that Gabrielle Union putting their head. But that's okay he she's a mouthpiece. Whatever the I've been a mouthpiece before but apparently she saying that? Gabriel was fired for bringing attention to The problematic behaviors that she witnessed at America's got out while she worked suggesting that women and black people get replaced at at Simon Cowles win. Yeah now here's what they're saying. Basically saying her contract was not renewed after being the number one on talent on the show on NBC and on networked period and in addition. There's word that a lot of time. Women and blacks replaced at Simon. I am and they just think that Simon makes makes a comment off with the head and the black people are gone women. I don't believe a fucking mortgage Vich. Simon likes black girls by the way I don't know what the fuck this is all about. And the saying she wouldn't walk away from twelve million dollars imagine she was getting in pay twelve million to sit down there and judge people with talent and mostly no talent or curious talents twelve male. She wouldn't walk away from twelve because she was busy based on. Weekly interactions on social media by the time. America's Got Talents Finale Allie aired Gabrielle. With number one talent on network. TV for twenty one for two thousand nine hundred basically of all the people on TV Network Network TV. She had the most followers if you go on the cable. TV then you're in the car ashland and they beat everybody. Okay but eat away this thing. Why not pickup pickup? Someone's option if the extremely successful because social media engagement is the new measuring stick for talent and Simon Cowl isn't on social media. So what the fuck does he know I know. Suddenly Simon must be done now or not known anything because he's not on social media. He's lucky he's smart. I've never felt better being off twitter. Three it's amazing so ridiculous and Julianne Hough Hav and Gabrielle Union were both way higher ranked and engaged in an Howie. Mandel to people are saying by people. I mean you know the people that Gabrielle. Yeah Union has put his Dean People Worthy of spreading these rumors or this story for her. This saying I love the idea that the network wants to switch things up only applies to women and black folks that makes me sick it it also makes me sick that people are being measured by social media. Because how much talent does it take to sit there and judge people playing harmonica fucking throwing sword that somebody so dom- or whatever the fuck saint people who claim Gabby Union was let go for racist reasons are also saying Nick Challenge was let go as host for the same reason they say quit show because NBC was trying to silence him and they point to the fact that Nick Cannon was known to say he walked away from an eight figure job over the way. America's got talent operates. So Gabriel got the boot because she it was to Mao the about the discriminatory environment at America's got talent. And you know. Listen look. Let's just say this they. They didn't start racism Homophobia Transphobia Islamaphobia. Pick your phobia. They didn't start that in season fourteen. There were very comfortable with with all that Shit but the time Gabrielle got there there are people arguing. Hey Nick Nick used to say NBC. He stands for N.. Word be careful so he was always kinda spreading that story around spreading it thin but making trump people knew but you know. Let's let's remember Terry crews the guy who took over nick cannon. He black last I checked. It's convenient how the race baiters don't want to bring that up. Well how just how the how do they not see that. It's right in front of them. The truth matters fuck social media followers. Both Gabby Union and Julianne Hough were boring. And if they don't think Simon callow gets approval of who comes and goes this stupid because Simon cal is the star and the boss of that show. Of course he has a say in who comes and goes and I'd say judging from the show's success pretty fucking good at putting the right people together. Don't don't you think cheeses Christ give the Guy Credit. For Fuck Sake. Gabby Union was making twelve Mil- sit down and shut shut up or sit down. Shut up and now move on. It was robbery. You know she should have this much dignity regarding her partner. dwayne wade the the phony the big CAD. The fucking guy cheated on her and had a baby with another woman while they were together. But what is she talking about. What does she bitching about bitching about how? America's got talent treated her and by the way. The girl Dwayne Wade had an affair. What was black? So I guess that wasn't racist and then I'm very confused. I don't know I don't know what makes her happy. And is it Melby always on these shows next to Simon into. Isn't she black. Are we supposed to forget that. Are we supposed to forget tyra and Randy. They never complained about Simon. They work with them for years his so it comes down to this spoiled Hollywood Brat. Having declaim racism cost her her job at America's got talent but she can't Stan that she has all that social media interaction and it didn't work to help her keep her fucking job. What's the use of amassing millions of followers followers? If they can't help you keep something. She should be more upset that she was let go because she's boring. Despite having all these millions billions of people who follower and make her think she's great. The point is this all the followers in the world can't make you interesting. As Kylie. Jenner Jenner. S Kendall Jenner S. Kenny Jenner Kardashian. It's a fake power. It's not built on any foundation at all. Gaby you can. You just likes attention. Remember how quickly she showed up and trumpeted the fact that her stepson. Zion Wade was at Miami. Miami's Gay Pride Parade when the Cape Was Real Young. Oh Oh God fucking pipe down how thrilled she was to be there. How wide she smiled and all those pictures? Good God in today's world that must must've gotten her a million woke followers. Meanwhile Shea Nut fucking do with it. The kid is Dwayne Wade son with another woman not her her God anyhow. 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And if it is here in this and it's post black Friday cyber Monday you can can still use the Promo code fame at Brooklyn Dot Com for ten percent off and free shipping anytime Brooklyn and everything. You need to live your most comfortable life. I don't know how many of you outside New York City or America for that matter Knows the great gossip columnist Cindy Adams. She has worked at the New York Post forever. She's a New York institution. She's still there she's not everybody's Cup of tea and after all these years Sushi's still somebody who's ring you have to kiss to get good treatment and a good mentioned in that April. I'm serious and she's getting the TV treatment now. The Great Ron Howard and Brian Grazer. Who wants made the movie the paper and shot at the New York Daily News? When I was there I was so excited? They're making a showtime series and they're going to chart the rise of the near post gossip columnist Cindy Adams in a Docu series. It's called gossip starring Cindy Adams it's going to premiere in twenty twenty one. It's going to chronicle or four decade career as the reigning queen of Gossip. I know a lot of gay guys who want that title. Probably waiting for Cindy drop dead. So they can have but She is known for not only her gossip but the notorious characters that have emerged. Marauding end her journalist colleagues. I gotta say I'm talking about this today because I'm happy for her but she and I did not always get along in fact we began hating each other. And I wasn't GonNa hate her. I was going to respect it but then she came at me real nasty but eventually I grew to respect. I got older and I thought the on the stand but for those of us to watch all of us on Geraldo show in the Mid Nineties Nineties talking about O. J. Simpson. Oh the Menendez. Whatever the fuck the big scandal was we were all on that? Show Mike Walker Richard. Johnson me Cindy Adams so many of us but we were mainstays. You probably would have never known that. There was a real big rivalry happening those days on that set until one day. We all sat down together and by happenstance Cyndi Niwa seated next to each other which we never were and we started making jokes a little uneasy to begin with and slowly between commercial breaks we record. You'll became friendly but it took years because in the beginning she was mean to me and I went out her heart. And in retrospect I You know I don't know how she feels. Now I guess she felt like I was coming for her turf. She was protecting her domain. Sheeting yet. Know who I was and how I would contribute to gossip reporting on the whole she may have thought I was stopping in for a cup of coffee but we had a big fight. There was a photo shoot. New York magazine was doing a big cover story. And all the gossip awesome columnists in New York and was called the gossip Mafia. And you know what title like that. I had to get involved. I was gossip commerce for about a year then maybe two definitely made my mark but Linda Stacey was still the head of the column me and Michael Awardees were working alongside it so when they put together this photo of all the gossip columnists in New York City. Linda brought me and Michael with her to this big photo. Shoot with Liz Smith Cindy Adams Richard Johnson all these people Jeannie Williams from New York ginette walls else and cindy through fucking shit fit and she would not appear in the picture if me and Michael were in the picture and we're sitting there looking like idiots like what what the fuck do we do. We did nothing wrong. Cindy said I'm not you will not get me in this picture. You will not have me in the article if those two here and I said Mother Fuck Linda. I said conduct. I'll deal with her. It's really shitty. What she did what she just did? But let me handle it but go. Don't don't make seen here. Just leave. Be Classy Lee. So I laughed. I yelled a few things out of that. I'm not proud of now because I didn't deserve it. I definitely earned the right to be in that cover photo. Instead they gave me and Michael A small story inside the issue but not on the cover which hurt but in time that got known other magazines came calling for me so sold all worked out for me in the end. They got my own cover story for New York magazine. But I am glad she's getting a Hollywood treatment because you need to know that she deserves it. But I'll tell you the reason why we started become friendly. Let me tell you I she. She's nothing but a fighter. And if I know all about the hardships she went through get where she got and stay there. I would have treated differently. She was born an only child in New York City or parents divorced. When she was one years old she never Graduated High School because they demand that she know how to sell because back. Then that's what women extended going to be ninety back then if you could sell what the hell are you GonNa do. If you're a woman and Cindy said no I'm not gonNA fucking learnt to sell. I'm never going to sell. And as a result she wouldn't get a diploma so she had this attitude from from way back then and she began began to work as a photographer's model in Manhattan and she met her future husband the very popular comic Joey Adams and a year later. They're in the same radio radio show together and you know it married. Joey used to hang around with Frank Sinatra. He was the rat pack. I mean she cindy Adams hung around with major people when she was young and when I got to know she was always tearing. Joey and Joey died. Nineteen Ninety nine so I only knew the last. I don't know maybe seven years of his life and she'd wheeled around in and out of functions in a wheelchair drooling on his suit. I'm not trying to be funny. He he was shot and she would never go anywhere with Adam she would wheel him to tables with dignitaries fuck who the celebrity was who the superstar she was. Joey was at that table with her. If you don't like it go fuck yourself. Got A lot of respect for that. I could not have done that and remained as classy as she is. She was and is I said this Guy Party but the rat pack a life he had and what a wife he gave her when she was very young and I saw him reduced to sitting in a chair drooling all day it was you know and it was Cindy Adams duty to take care of her husband. She did it with a lot of poise that she's been writing gossip since nineteen seventy nine on her travels else you know. An all her travels the work. The people she met during her work became her friends. A Lot. Like me many luminaries that I can't even mentioned mentioned too many even mentioned but I know that she is friendly with the Shah of Iran and elder Marcos The the controversial widow of the former Philippine President President Fernando Ferdinand Marcos. That was a big deal in the eighties and early nineties. All the fucking shoes at one time cindy one when another marcus misplaced eight hundred million Ryan dollars I mean. She's had crazy stories in a life if she had a podcast my Godson story she'd have but since nineteen anyone Adams has been fixture at the New York Post and I don't care how often I go back to New York. I don't care for comments about somebody I don't care about. I have to to read it. I have to read it and get to the end of that column because she always says at the end the column only in New York kids only in New York. Something I used to think as Corny twenty some odd years ago now. It's something I need to see with my own eyes when I read the paper because it's not on the Internet it it might be but not like seeing it in black and white type. It's it's very different. But she's written about the private lives and public problems of celebrities. Movie Stars Mobsters politicians and she would take the pages of columns and the big story. She broke and she used to use those pages to wallpaper wallpaper. Her Home Office in her in her apartment. I told you about her apartment day. Four seventy five Park Avenue penthouse. which once belonged to Doris Duke? This this is amazing that she has this life like I said she's eighty nine now and she once told me if you were good to me and you're my friend I'll I'll be loyal forever if you evil to me if I don't get you in this life on get you in the fucking next one. And that's who she is. The reason why we got to be a little friendly have to Geraldo a bunch of times. I guess she could see that. I had a spark and a sense of humor. Didn't take myself too seriously. And I guess for for people who want to know me you would think about me and says you stuck up fucking narcissist egomaniacal album blocked but she got to know me she got here about me and she knew. Aj's quite a reporter and she gave me some props and one day doing Geraldo. I used to play this game during the commercial break. I look in the audience tonight. Say and I sell people who they look like like. I'd say you look like a Frank Sinatra's dom brother just shit like that to make people laugh during the commercial break and it was something we did on the panel and send the atoms never took partnership it was. She was above that but one day were sitting together and she leads. She never never paid attention to that game. She was childish but one day she leans next to me and there was this woman in the second row. who was you could tell? A one point was very pretty in your life now and she was like eighty and Cindy Nudge Menia ribs at our elbow. She goes look at that. Look at her right there. She goes. Look with all that fucking did to. Angie Dickinson's face and it fucking knocked me off my share. So she'd been listening to the game she managed thought it was funny but she didn't want to play. But then I guess you realize you know what let me get. Well let me get this guy and she delivered one of the best lines ever heard my life. Look what all this fucking did to send t t h classic so we got to be friendly. We ended up hitting off because eventually we figured out we both had Yorkies and eventually cindy taker Yorkie jazzy everywhere in the public and they would eat together at New York City's finest restaurants including was suck the most fancy restaurant she would put her dog and expensive designer design. Clothes even put jewelry on them. She saw that jewelry on Joan rivers. you know those fucking shows home shopping network. Yeah doggy doggy. Jewellery Schmidt another fortune. She wrote a memoir about jazz. He called the gift of Jazzy and she launched the Jazzy Line of merchandise and one weekend she put jazzy in a Kennel in upstate. New York and she left the city and by the time she got back the dog died. She had an autopsy they performed and it showed that this dog who dined at the most famous restaurants in New York had E. coli bacteria in it system and she was quoted the same in an article. This dog I hand fed. I would lie on my stomach in the kitchen and hand feed him. Kosher chicken we would go to cirque and eat off the finest porcelain where the fuck would he get E. coli. That was Cindy Adams so instead of rolling over and forgetting about it. She became a vocal advocate for strengthening regulations of Boarding Kennels and in two thousand four. She got the support of Barbara. Walters yvonna trump an attorney named Barry Slotnick Dot Nikko. Big Shot Guy. A writer named Tama Janna wits and a bunch of other people and she had they pass the Boarding Kennel and regulation act which is also known as jazz law and it prevents other dogs from suffering. What her dog went through and it makes kennels monitor them monitor the dogs more regularly and finds those that are in violations? It does a bunch of good things that warrant being done before jazzy died and and She continues to bring her new dogs to New York City's restaurants so jazzy lives on even though he's gone but she's such a force but what what is not ever written about her and I want them. That's why I'm doing this today. 'cause some of you nice to say Wednesday j Benza documentary that he made. And that's all fun. I get it but Indiana's in a in a completely different class than me. You've got to believe me when I tell you that because there are things you don't know one of those things is what is not written about her is just how many front page stories for what we call the. Would how many front page stores. The New York Post has can in Cindy's time there because of Cindy Ho. She knows and what she knows. And there are things that she contributes to because of her vast collection in a friend's dignitaries criminals politicians movie stars Mobsters starlets because she knows so much. She can contribute to his story and it can become a front page story immediately and it will beat the rest of the city in a in a in a laugh because of her connections and her name will never ear on those stories. So you just don't know how much polls she has had how valuable she is for newspaper too. Many people like to minimize gossip columnists as journalists. Who Live to bother celebrities with nonsense stories? But they don't know what they can't ever know is how many stories stories that eventually land on the front page of every patron this fucking country. Maybe the world begin as tidbits in gossip columns and nobody has had more of those stories than Indiana's and now she's getting the Hollywood treatment and I'm happy for and I hope the Brian Grazer includes me in the people who might be speaking about her in that document but as she always signs off her column each week I'll all in this show like she answered comes only in New York kids only in New York. I'm Aj and that was you podcast for November twenty seven point nineteen and I'll talk used a thank you for listening fame as a bitch is an. Aj Benza workhouse. Connect production featuring the endless wisdom insightful commentary and sometimes fucked up perspective of a J Benza executive producer. Mike Agatha no technical producer Ryan Vazquez.

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ACS (Part 1): AJ Benza

The Adam Carolla Show

1:04:21 hr | 7 months ago

ACS (Part 1): AJ Benza

"Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show on podcast one. Well I'm GonNa just come come out and say this and you guys tweet me if you disagree. This is one of the funniest shows we've ever done a J Benza. Brings it and at the end. Well you know you don't hear me laugh. That often during my own shows I got tears coming out of my eyes by the end. And that's all I'm GonNa say I I'll tell you about lifelock over. Twenty six million people have their DNA and one of the four major testing provider databases databases which are vulnerable and those companies vulnerable and your DNA Info could get out and be targeted by Hackers Akers on the dark web of boy. It's crazy God. What a weird dark world we're living in you need to protect yourself? It's important understand how cybercrimes a crime affecting our lives identity. Theft is another serious issue. Someone's identity stolen every two seconds. You could miss identity threats if you're Only monitoring your credit good thing. 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But he's Adam to rowing machines TOROLA. Yeah I get it on that to get it on no choice but again on mandate did it on the tuning in. Thanks for talent. A friend would love that you share the show. Don't we gina grant or do handball. Brian Magic happens where it happens. And A J Benza. Radio remains in the name of the podcast so many stories to break down with. Aj I can say this. I got on my rowing machine last night. Speaking of that you know my entire life life is just one big. Hey what's your password again. I I have somebody set it up. Just set up the rowing machine the screen. It's a something it gives you options. You went twenty minutes thirty minutes I got on it last night. It was like screen was like punch in Password. I I have no idea what the password is. And then it's like push a bunch of different buttons. Nothing happens then. I just row in stare at a blank says passwords on time. And there's no cloth there's no RPM there's no anything. Because I don't know the password other words you roll like people road and water for many centuries that's right who well actually. They didn't watch sports center with the sound. But the point is says. I have an APP on my phone and it's called hammer price and it has all the auctions of all the car auctions that you hit that happened but it's like here's what Phoenix went off. Here's what the MECUM. Here's what the bullet car vince money. You can do it the other day I was like I wonder what all those cars at meek them went off and I it says like. Give me your coat. I don't have the codes so no says okay. You gotTA reboot What's the first off? It's a rowing machine's setup for me. Two weeks ago how much how much Russia Ukrainian hackers go get up there. And I'M GONNA row Corolla deal ruined democracy. Look I have no idea what the Goddamn Password is and why does it need it rowing machine that I've been using for two weeks and I I didn't set it up so I will have no idea what it is every every three months I have to just throw my phone going if whatever this is I want to get Iraq on. This website isn't too late to add a resolution for you. You Love Your Buck slips and you're very efficient and you could do something that I do and I actually keep it in my in my my gun safe. Why don't you make it your mission or let somebody make it your mission to write down on paper analog all the passwords for everything in your life and put it in your safe I I agree I plan my shit and you know your stuff? I'm the opposite. I I take a sharpie and write it on my computer. Okay I write it on the thing master list a key. Yeah I know who the guy who who set up. The rowing machine went back to cal Berkeley and I had would have to call him and figure out what it is he used. And yes. You're right and I'll I'll just put a piece of tape on whatever and put it on the machine. I don't think someone's going to hack my rowing machine. Apparently there you have. Tom Cruise slides down from the ceiling suspended by talking every password. Thank listening by twenty of them. Now that I use in my wallet with all all the addresses and passwords and everything in it and I have written on my computer physically. Oh my debit card has the number on the back of it it gets. You can't do that. I did lose a few bucks out of sight. Three hundred bucks back. A half hour can't afford the hassle. All all the reboot and before I came here waiting for an uber and I went to go do. I went to buy a book Amazon and of course I got the first few passwords wrong right trying. The third one locked down shut out. You can't buy a book for a while. Now want your money. I know see this is why Gina's right you got right down your passwords because certain sites. We'll lock you out and you have to respect for certain. Make you reset your password like once a year high this past license the same one every time. It's a good idea if you use like a song. Lyric not like twenty words but like five words of the song capitalize the first letter. They shouldn't kinda remember you start throwing numbers in there and now good luck. The one that kills me is the capital capital. When I get sense the screeners so-and-so's coming on your home or whatever? It is sensitive to right the the the the name of the movie. And then you ride and it's like it's not worth Kit Kat. But I've wrote that. Joe Joe is zero. Viacom is awful letters. Write in Video Co. Lan end to things that didn't exist three years ago. Life Glenn Thirty One Long Island What's up out of what's going on all right? I have a comedy related. Related Question Something that always makes you laugh is something that always makes me laugh. It makes a lot of people at is philly. The language and silly voices like whenever joke lays on the show or whenever intro so that whenever ever you do the intro to the Ataman Dr Drew Show right and you say Dr Judith. That kind of thing. What if the source source of the comedy there? Why is that so hilarious? I love IT I. You'll know it when you hear it and it'll stop when drew joins can't scat or do gibberish. Perfect it's weird in that you're saying words that are not words and there would appear to be no right right or wrong or skill set to it. But you'll hear it the second rich I'm saying he looks like a White Guy Dancing at a wedding black wedding when he tries to scatter hostels asked her. Yeah I would go. I guess I would go Get on and welcome. Welcome to Dagger Surveys Ambro. That grew more derived. Either take the group comes back coming in. Saying Dr Drew Daggers. Got Bird survive without business. Not just loved. He was jerk Brita when he's doing and he's out doing a Adina on. MTV Young Fourteen brave show does that mean. and Ah I know Ashley Dodgers are going on over here. Why were you and it's wide a weird chipper? That's that's rhythmic. And then Dr Drew Johnson disaster. Do now right away. which is an interesting thing? which which is the human mind has two ways to process comedy an intellectual processing? Oh these these words are funny in this order or that makes sense or oh I never thought of that and then there's a rhythmic part of it. You know if you take a look if you watch Kevin Hart doing standup. It's all rhythm. It's not who I'd never had this thoughts. That's such an interesting but no it's all based on a rhythm more dance than it is urban you know and then there are other than then there's Kevin Nealon just stands there and it's all verbiage not so much rhythm right right. I everybody the way. The rhythm guys sell out the staple center the guy out the Deli smoked sadly Adeline Smith punish read a good story a good book. I've told people like like if I'm writing something. Don't feel a rhythm to the paragraph for something. I can't finish finish it like there's a beat in there somewhere and a lot of people just don't know what that means. What do you mean rhythm? Don't you hear the rhythm of those sentences together and it just can't hear it and so I guess just doing comedy is bow. Not only being able to CONSTRUC- the rhythm or the sentence but it's also trying trying to. It's like being a jazz musicians. A little bit. How does it affect the audience because if a jazz musician just start scatting on trumpet Moore Saxophone in the audience as soon they're going what's going on like I don't know what's happening then you haven't figured out the audience and if you oh have then it's sort of magical because you can't explain it You know who to good examples might be of that besides yourself well Tara Granahan treated grandkids. She ah I said what's she goes. Hey she knows if she got hit Stevens the shadow of a cadillac religion. How fast you're awesome? I'll take it. They drop Dr Taran. I'm sorry yeah. Yeah besides the the two that come to mind with that have that have dialed in not only great observations in a funny way but really a very specific cadence to them. John Mullany and Whitney Cummings Wchs right there because rhythm that they speak is half of the joke right yeah right and there are few of those people out there. Yeah there there's a repetition there's a rhythm there's version yeah when you said that reminded me Soga found needle in Haystack. Remember that there's a documentary called I. I am combine two thousand ten. Jeff Foxworthy's in it and thankfully he's in the trailer. The clubhouse thinking is in the trailer I found it. He's explaining the rhythm of jokes I'll I'll play for. Uh You got a joke and goes dila digitally deleted a deadly. Are you gotta go delay. Delay Boom boom boom you. You can't have too much daily daily before the boom years rhythm of sags and to your point here point he sells out arenas guys whether you're white or black. Well the rhythm guys I mean in a way it's sort of like music and that the the guys that you know of that are little more underground e and a little more whatever you all then little or whatever they sell them oxy lobster the guys who sell out the guys who sell out the Rina's or the Korean boy band doing everything in you know what I mean like it is. You're always going to sell. I don't know why. But you're going to sell more papa. John's pizza or more Domino's pizza than you are going to sell John's pizza and the village or whatever there's always some element of even even though this product is sort of inferior it's manslaughter. Yes walls people move in and you can say I mean. It's an interesting thing because there are many more Honda civics on the road than there are Ferraris. But there's a price point difference there but the question is is what everyone drive a Ferrari. I remember the first time I gotTA look at the GATT guide right the red the restaurant guide and it would pull the the readers writing published fully best best French fries in town McDonalds Donald. The French fries. Everyone everyone knows certain things right. Saturation Point Right. So the rhythm he not the rhythm comedians and the rhythm and also the Rhythm Mu Musicians are going to sell out there. Rina's and Dave attell is going to sell out the clot right. That's the way it is and I read them in the best jazz musicians in the world are going to be playing the baked potato eight. Oh with forty four people in the audience and some of the worst musicians who aren't even maybe even musicians are going to be playing the Megan Donald Street boys. Yeah that's that's sort over to the way it works. Glenn yes thank you for bringing us into this subject. I never thought about it. You got it. Yeah Yeah Yeah it's a it's it's very it's very interesting the sing song nece and the rhythm of a joke. I was doing this joke where I was saying Talking about getting a massage and that porn that part where they would you like a male or female masseuse and you have to pretend to be super whoa getting out of whatever whatever whatever anything. Yeah I used to do this thing right. I'm from La Los Angeles. What do I care got? Whoever's next then I'd say like long as they have You know a lot of Philippian to bring them by. What do I care and then we started? The singer is like again. Male female male female female female male female Asian twins underhanded ten pounds female female Asian Asian agent man if they're if they're Asian under one hundred fifteen pounds. What do I care? But it's already getting into this last into this weird rhythm or I'd go L. Female Male. Oh female female female Asian female and started laughing but it was all rhythm sort of bay on a different kind of note. When I did mysteries and scandals we had two writers who wrote the scripts for the show and I just shut up and you know whereas my mark? There's the prompted Ginny show but but I would get the script and then they're like young writers would say you know in nineteen twenty seven Selma Todd Baba and I said no no no no just give it and then just like Nineteen Twenty Donald. Thomas found dead on a lot of you know. Just give people what they want to chew on instead of Sing Song Tori do that on TV. Yeah it's it's a way that people write that they don't talk so go. It isn't a murderer unless and they'll right it is not a murder and you don't realize that's not it kind of ain't a murder until that's you by the way I love that show. Yeah I saw almost every episode. You know it's funny about that. Show is now remembering bring ironically. Aj by going away from that. Sing Song thing you had a rhythm of your own. You know what I mean I'd 1927. I remember you're right is caught up to what I wanted to do it. Then the show really. I was better but we also had topics we did. Great Movie Stars but we had the people interviewed. Just don't do TV anymore. We had like tremendous the stars. Come in and talk to us because they loved all the time with their friends. I Know Elizabeth Taylor used to watch our show. She told a friend who was my producer. Friend she never mystic. I met Ed Milton. Berle who said I never missed a show like I was like. Wow I it happened so soon but I came out here that I didn't realize how lucky I was like that. was I just got a hand at a show for five years so you go have a good time. The yeah there is no there is no no. I was doing the man show and love line at the same time and I was like two shows. Yeah why am I doing a third I now the the one that I always love was Alfalfa. Ah Yes and that was a great one on my podcast a couple of days ago. I love that. That's a great story about him. Being shot over nothing. Yeah like borrowing about the guy wanted he wanted to play Play the whatever but there was a There was also A band it. It wasn't the Dave Clark Five. It was it was. It was a Guy Sung. I fought the law. Bobby Fuller Bobby Fuller. Four four was famous. The Bobby Fuller. Four okay bobby fuller was a good show like a mop guy and I think God it's been it's been years but there's a guy that apparently owned he owned the label and why he wanted to capitalize on all the signs Zombie Fuller Bobby Fuller Sung originally. I fought the long long run one and then later on I use my car for that episode had in nineteen sixty four fleetwood beautiful big old boat and use that car for this for the episode. I remember lash covered it later but the original. It's all I fought the law. The Great Room Jail Guitar ex-pat. Yeah Yeah he must have been twenty four but he was banging around with some mobsters Montera and UH. I haven't talked about this in a while. Mom stuff is a girl involved and they wanted him bumped off so they can get they can make money off him dead. He was worth more to them dead. Apparently I was a big controversy with the contract and never find out what happened to Bobby Fuller. No No I do in our Gary Patterson's take on the dark side the Audio Book I did about rock and roll urban. Let let curses. He gets deep into this and no The cops moved on. They said suicide by well. You know what next time. I'm talking to a brother. And he's talking about biggie or to park I'm GONNA go okay. But what about Bobby Fuller right are given a big the thing about the cops. They don't care because he's a black man. What about Bobby Fuller Fuller? I feel your pain to fuller and Biggie. All I statman back when the Los Angeles Police Department was just fully with the worst I ride with the other guy that got to talk to the to the. La's bean gene go good news. You guys are corrupt and no longer turn on the gripped. No hug better to be corrupt. We're moving toward fair to midland and another thirty years. We hope to be there. But you guys have now worked your way out of corrupt and inept. Just think about it in those days when everything anything bad happened they call the studio or the manager and agent. They didn't call the police. The police got well after the managers and the studios knew what was going on clock able had the car incident and he's he's trump on the lawn lane down all right well right there. Don't they told the car away. They say was at a friend's house and driver swerved into him and he's mucking hero when he goes to the hospital. That's right it's all bullshit it's right Kevin. Hart all right exactly. So so Dawson Fuller was fooling around with somebody must have been twenty three twenty four. Yeah and not just a mob. I believe it was like a a real higher up guy. Yeah you're talking about in the trunk of a car you know. He was found if I remember correctly was found in in his car in the car in the car. Twenty three years of age that was like their first hit. It was a big head and it was a good song. I don't know maybe the baby had a whole bunch of. Yeah it's am. I don't know the other lender dance. I don't know this one sir. May here be side. Things get a lot of spins. That's alive now. I don't know this one either way. He'll be missed. Yeah it's the same the thing with Jackie Wilson Jackie Wilson. Didn't even here sitting on Daca Bay. Who died before that? That's Otis redding die before they came out right rocky. Wilson is also a girl to a hotel in Sam Cooke Sam Cooke. That's the way she allegedly. Ah The guy yeah. He's the one of the the prostitute to the hotel and the girl robbed him and he went out the girl rob out this money when he was in the bathroom took his pants when he came out of the bathroom he had no pants on trying to chase the girl so he wants to talk to the person the you know the manager it was a woman and he's like I just got robbed and she sees this Black Guy would pan screaming at him fucking shoots him and he yeah he is always trying to rape the now now that happened he was one. It's fucking wallet. That but he had no pants right and she thought crazy back guy trying to rape shot and killed them. Yeah who who by the way I'm going to together. That's what I was about to say. Hey Lemon dresses famous. Last words there was dad. What's going on? I love that. I'm going to start a wall like the Vietnam memorial start. A wall of lives could be saved if they just between off. Just gone fucking. I'M GONNA beat off to watch a little sportscenter bad guys go out for the hookers you know and I mean just beat off or I'm not going to hang myself beat off. I'm just GONNA start a wall of souls. It's going to be ten times as long as the war of people that would still be alive. Afraid they just beat on a Goldman no no on the shelf and just a nice guy friends banging on all. Oh my goodness McCall. Had Sunglasses candles whenever call candles in the window. She was getting laid that night. They were candles on window. Kato the PODCAST. I've heard talk. That was chosen story. She's a little in denial luxuries. fucking beautiful girl. Nicole was Hutchison. Was Marcus Allen Bang. Oh Wow oh yeah say. OJ Simpson what's going to happen. So Marcus Allen. Your body is banging your ex-wife driving your call. Your girlfriend four Erie wants to go to Vegas with Michael Bolton. The other girl from play by won't talk to you. You gotTA recital is no seat for you you do a little coke. Someone's going to die that night. How much more fucking angry can you get? That's the equation. Feed off by the way you know the adage or the whatever terms speed kills Maybe maybe Dr Drew Sing. Wasn't coke is thing was like more like speed really. We'll think about the violence that speed. What's that yeah sure right very interesting stuff so I duNno? We'll let me talk about the selection committee. They get the wall on. You submit it but I'm saying there's a lot of guys names or get on that wall -ture if they just beaten off. Yeah Yeah. Robert Blake Robert play pregnant in the back of a truck. Just basically just rubbed one out right. Maybe as you get older. It's not as easy. You know what I mean. I don't no no well I think what it is you have. There's a weird it's like when a cop when you're when you're driving in your trunk trunk and it's at night and all sudden you see rollers in your rear view. There's a millisecond of do I pull all over and the guys that are buzzed and kind of coming home from the club. It's the same way with ordering pizza. Just fucking rub one out and go to bed or you order a pizza Hor and occasionally some night the night clerk shoots you. I wonder if women guys like that like we. You know we always think I really WANNA call that check. Maybe seeing tonight. And then you go just jerk off and you're GonNa Forget about it and then we do and and we do forget about it. Mike Do Women know that the same like if you wanted to fuck guy or something you would like. I got to meet him today. And you run out. Would you like fuck him. I don't care about him I That's a good question. I don't think it's for the same reason I don't girls in my experience. Don't you up a guy at midnight because they're horny it's because they want to be validated and this is a little different but but the only two people who like in the an guide girl situation girls always know when they're going to get laid they could make make upon their buying a dress at the store they know tonight. I'm fucking so many guys. Just although I hope I can fuck and find someone tonight you know late tonight. I don't know who usually but I want to get. Hey guys. We don't have that liberty but sometimes it gets out of hand and you go. I just gotTa Jack Rothen stay home because it's going to be dangerous. I should start a pizza delivery service. They called you. Well we call our pizza place. Handy's all Yan high come over and deliver large cheese pie. Popeye and my my professional. You save cleans your pipes out like levert. Blake full service kind of thing. Yeah full service. I'm not sending a woman over. I don't I don't have this Guy Pizza Guy Hours. You eat pizza. You take care of the upstairs. I'll take care of the downstairs. There's just maintenance. Yeah yeah by the way what a business you take care of the pepperoni cared dipping sauce. They all come come with a sausage Lau in his name. That I like Handy Work Handy because the two things you WanNa do as you WanNa pizza and you want a hooker and you're GonNa get the pizza. I listen I had A. I had a friend and you'd like a hamburger helper mascot ascott rag on four fingers. Yeah I had I had a friend. Sky Was it also citizen of the year in Santa Monica. He got drunk. He call the Gal over to the to the apartment on you. You know two in the morning on a Saturday night. got into some sort of a verbal altercation with her pimp. Oh boy her pimp said like I'm going to my truck and get my shotgun. I'm coming back. Wow this guy called the cops while the guy was going to go get a shotgun outgun and comes back when the guy came back the cops showed up and while the cops were there a second second call girl he had called as back up showed up while the cops were now. My Buddy. Handy's three's company Alien Persona know the backup hooker is thing we don't know because my buddy johnny boy he would do this. He's he's an older guy and it got down to. I'm going to get a hooker. Now and then the call to stay outside and just like be hanging out on his on his not portrait. If you WANNA call it the first one stoop at the first one who came by wasn't in hot enough he'd say oh. I'm Jimmy Janis Fan. He had to leave her emergencies. Not Going to be here. And then she'd say thank you so much and leave so you knew. I'm not going to have that one uh-huh and then the second one comes in ordinarily that that used the worked out but at the first one was home leads all we just split. I'm so sorry honey. A work of the first ones hot. But you say Johnny in your That's not good halo. Good ideas like that like when you went to the movies together. As soon as he sat down on the theater he would take Soda Soda and spit it out on the seat in front of us Mike. I don't sit there. Somebody spilled solar. We could the same thing the Oh thank you so much and we'd have the whole. We never have obstructed view. Yeah I'm jealous on my own way. Are The kill myself. My son turned out like Johny. We have allegedly with the AJ Benza. Tease this we got Dr. Oz is full of shit we got we. We Got Royal Family Discussion. We Got Laurie Laughlin new demands. We got rose McGowan. Oh by the way I'm GonNa beat that trial I got called to go at the Weinstein. Sti your call the Weinstein trial. Yeah it's creepy. It's creepy what happened. Justin Timberlake has a demand on with with your wainwright. And there's so much we'll take a quick break and we'll come back and we'll do allegedly with. 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I it's time to check Adams voicemail the atom Just spending the weekend Packing up all my belongings move and most your podcast Toke give me through through this and it's actually made the time go by a lot faster. Appreciate what you're doing. Keep it up you can leave us a message at eight eight six three four one seven. Four four thanks fan I I love it when my favorite compliment is when people have a bad job or a long commute or they're engaged in some activity that's monotonous and boring and they listen and it gets through it because that's how I grew up listening to talk radio talking through stuff. I play the INTRO for allegedly. Better go. It's time for alleged with GAY J. Benza called that so we don't get sued so Aj should we just go in order here. Insure royal family. I got some exclusive stuff on this the other day you you know not enough is being said about how this whole thing began. Megan's always kinda wanted to be. She wanted to Seattle for awhile. And Harry's Kinda guy you can kind of do this kind of a pussy. You know the pictures of him being in the war long over. He's now a pussy whipped. It's a fucking shame. What happened the disguise balding picture when he was pitching? Bob Eiger on her. She can do voice-overs offers long. Terrible now on the red carpet this whole thing started it really picked up speed when Prince Andrew had that terrible interview when he ourself so he was still but the FCC so a lot of a lot of what's happening you can actually tie into a non capable wedding So great he thought that's the one I had. This is the one to not GonNa get me Asshole pitcher from starting with a more ten minutes later so Andrew. She was so bad that interview. They're all Garissa Queen. Everybody was mortified. And that's when Megan started her demand she turned up the down the demands to get out and then when when Al Album Andrew heard about it he got pissed off because they all wanted him out and he said he more or less blackmailed. Like oh if I'm out then I guess so I can say whatever. I wanted to Megan and their personal life and in marriage. And how you feel about this is to queen so when they heard that Charles and William and McQueen. We're like okay. You know what you're fucking. It's just make this easy. We can't have this blackmail hanging overhead. So the three of you are gone and if you think about it. Has Anybody talked about Andrew. Jeffrey Epstein's held on and everyone says that this whole you know Megan. And what's his name. Harry just I want to get on with their lives. They want to fucking bachelor in to you. That's what she wants. I mean look we all know she wants west coast fame like she had. Because once you've lawn suits nobody cared. Nobody watched it. You think Oprah wanted to be Meghan markle's friend when she was on fucking TBS TNT USA. She wants look. I've dated girls in La who are actresses on that level. You want to hear them scream. It's not gonNA happen and sex when they get the part that's when they screamed the loudest Megan's coming back vehicle. She wants the part again. She wants to sit down with the Jennifer Aniston. BE IT Soho House. fucking play tennis with Serena and being made movies and produce things and by the way she'll have the biggest fucking podcast in the world when she sits down every little girl who wants me apprentice a listen and it is a new world order where it's just like well we're gonNA have have The OBAMAS Bron James. They're just gonNA they're just going to do is you know. And it's like it used to be have experienced producing something to produce something thank now plays basketball produced like. Oh let's just put your name on something you you'll do the red carpet and everyone will say it's great eight and you'll have no experience producing. But who can I kind of feel I feel like. That's what Obama and Oprah and James Corden whatever the fuck he brings to the table. I feel like that's what they're telling them come out here. It's it's easy like I think. They know. This is so easy once. You're well sort of. It's kind of becoming shock shack with an endorsement deal. Like you don't have to use the generals insurance and you don't have to travel carnival cruise ships. Just get out in front beat. Yeah faith like Hey President Obama. You don't have to sit in an edit bay. This'll be sure your name on it and that brings Lebron James. Whatever it is that brings a lot of fans it's what HAPP- it's what's happening with social media? I'm kind of glad that instagram taking away. The whole because the people all the followers and shit that number matters so much now with respect to people getting cast and films and TV shows and producing well. They're gonNA bring a lot of high balls. They have three million followers following. They're like bring her shows in comedy. Yeah well how many people are you going to bring bring here. It's kind of a I don't like that aspect of it but sure you're you're you're part of the royal family. Even if you're not any longer come on out here you can have a fuck. He's going to be so easy for you guys and they're going to be in Malibu. Don't think for a second I'm going to stay in Alberta. Yeah they're going to be in Canada W W. delvina billionaires speech. Lena's whatever the fuck it's called a they're going to be the citizen of the world I ever ever. They're going to stay state. Everyone's huge mammoth estate in Malibu. Yeah what about Dr is being full of Shit. I just don't like the way I was. I was struck what by watching. TV The other day and writing. But it's on low and Dr Oz has like a true crime segment now. I don't know what the fuck happened to this guy being a doctor. It's a heart doctor and now we solving crimes it just threw me but I'm watching him and then he starts talking about. You can't have breakfast and I don't know why this is not really a big story. Doctor Ause I think he's full of Shit. He's he's a stick to using a stethoscope on people's chest and as challenge Mark Wahlberg on one thing and they know breakfasting. Everything doctor says it's just a shell nothing documents. What's what's what's better and more I'd rather talk about is me suddenly getting called into the pointing trowel? Yeah yeah well you know when Harvey called me to help him back in two thousand seventeen before anybody knew about raping it was just he called me. Maybe maybe the four seasons doing a hit piece on me. Who Real quick question when you say no one knew you mean pollock did yeah? There's no winter no Har Harvard instead. They're writing something about me. He said New York The New York New York magazine. and WHO's the author I duNNo. Let's find that WHO's writing it. And what are they saying. He never said they're saying a rapist. I'm GonNa left side can can help you. He that I'm sure he do. I'm sure he did but that he wouldn't he would. Maybe I would've left after three. He's got a great loss. Leave our love. Sandra asks outright when the bill came. It'd it is an outrage. Hold on doggy bag. Are you gonNA Finish Amtrak. Take a car to leave. But after that I'm pissed never coming back here again. That's right so I said okay. I'll try to find out. Who's writing did you meet him? Yeah met with the Four Seasons. He called home in the middle of my sons football game. It was like Oh my God and he said he paid me a lot of money to do this. And I'm like okay. I'm in I'll do my Pellicano and I've done things like this for important people feel like nobody was a rapist though they just so I said I'll I'll look into it but the more I looked into it barely it was like I don't know who's writing this. Then we founded Ronan Farrow. And he said Still no word on rapes. What do you know about him? I said these cleaners. Well listen the guys from pedigree that we all know where he's from right. Taking Obama speechwriter. Forget it this is from the loins of Frank Sinatra. Better believe it. Wait what Ronin Sinatra right at so anyhow sit tidy told me I waited did nothing nothing in about three weeks. Later I saw rose McGowan. Make some comment about my My ex-boyfriend sold script to my rapist. And I'm like Oh that sounds like Harvey and Robert Rodriguez and I said what is this about raping chicks. I know he gets laid. I knew those stories out there and then it started to open up and then he texted me when he found out what was wrong and it was appearing New Yorker. He sent me a text that said help me and I was like I was cooking. Dinner GonNa help me and I remember I said to him. Listen you have a molested as a kid they go back to. It was a strange uncle or rabbi. Maybe sitting down what he did in a corner and I said no no no I said well you know how they say it takes a month to make them us at some May. I'm kind of giving him advice. Maybe something happened to you like you hard here. No no real yes. It did happen but I don't WanNa talk I I said I don't really believe that but okay and took that I sent it to a buddy of mine who works at. Am I inquire radar star and apparently found on that. And they're like we WANNA talk to you about this email and I mean I said I said to help me. It was a text. Yeah that I said Okay and I won't fly these accommodation. I'll give you the accommodation's put up. No kidding I'M NOT GONNA fly on my own time and You know so the guy that I sent it to. He doesn't he said they're not bothering me so they have to. They went your emails and this guy that works at. Am I too big degree. So anyhow I'll be going in February early February six or so. It's been a circus. So far is anything about that. Does it freak you out. Yeah not freaked me out because I just I tell the truth about everything. I'm never scared about that. And I didn't do waning wrong. He asked me for help. He's a friend and if I could have helped him I would have however if I'd known it was about rape then I would have. They can't get involved with this. And you'd have to believe that that who has asked you to come out the district attorney so you're there to. You're not on the defensive side Eustache freaks me out because I'm not harvey was a good guy to me for years and I talked to him up until maybe a year ago on a little bit weirded out by being across from him you know I mean. He'll know through his law through his legal team that I was called nine P.. Up here and talk shit about him. But I'm not GonNa Talk Shit about him. I mean you're going to answer the question. Yeah this is what do we know about him as a human being. Well I'm not a one but I can tell you that he's the most generous Chris. Supportive Guy that I ever knew in the business in terms of what can I do to how can I help you. Can we do to make this happen. What do you need to make it happen? How did you come in contact with him? And I was a journalist at the Daily News. Miramax was just kind of getting started. They had twelve employees so so it was a hip studio to be around the coolest movies coming out. This is right before pulp fiction breaking. Yeah Great Stop Fan. So Harvey was was a master of PR and he always had the actresses or actors who come into town would sit down with me and looking back now. Several those girls were are complaining that he tried to Rape Ayton were did rape them and I remember all those interviews although sit downs I was happy to get them. But it's just crazy. Who knows I do know that? I know a lot of the the actresses who claim that he did this and that I know a lot of actresses who gladly fought harvey and slept with them. I've been out with them. I've sat at a table. Nobody was trying run away from him. You can't tell me to call him and sitting on his lap. She was forced to do that. You know Many DR been those girls. They don't they didn't speak ill of him mm-hmm I it's very confusing me. Some of them Jennifer Lawrence. Oh yeah was harvey's gross you have honey. You Know Four Academy Award nominations before you twenty five. He had had something to do with that. And maybe you kind of felt you had to ingratiate him back a little bit Ryan. I don't know if you've mentioned this. Before it's come up before but in traditionally when she goes up to accept she thanks him yes everybody wants to call him God. I'm just trying to figure out their heads. Space of you know. Well you know this is. This is the problem with the Times. We're living in which you can say. Well some people slept with Harvey Weinstein to get something from Harvey Weinstein. He wasn't wrapping them. And then you can say yeah but it's wrong to Lord your power our over this thing well our both both you both gain. Okay maybe you the game you but the point is you have made a decision as a human being. Look when somebody says. Wash my van for free. You go now. I'll give you a thousand dollars ago. where Iraq and lack like? I don't WanNa do this but I will do it. We got a price. We're in a weird place with sexuality but somebody goes. I will have sex with this person that I don't WanNa have have sex with a allegedly. I don't know maybe you do in return. I will get all these other things. That's a decision that people make often throughout history or can I just put a little bit of a spin on it because I think this is some of some of the possible claims that he forced him say he forced himself on woman axe ax and then he is freaked out now because she's pissed she scare. Yeah he's angry. He's offering things so usually a deal. There is no no. That's wrong of course saying instead of instead of unless you beforehand saying if you do do this for me I'll do this for you know you just did it. And there's like give her apartment no no no okay. I mean that certainly happened with girls getting money and being told to sign an NDA. But I think primarily from all the when this began harvey comes to the table with this guy can help me in a lot of fucking ways. I knew that I I got a book deal from Harvey and ninety seven any option. You know he he knows how to keep you happy and I'll make money. I'll option your book. We're going to put Johnny Depp in it. You so fucking happy. He's very good. That is he lying. No now you give me fifty grand option my my book that I'm not GonNa blow you but if you do it to a pretty girl he might mean he might make that book into a movie. It's real he's a big producer. And what the girls not going to say. No because if I take that money I may have to fuck him. Girls talking to say that you're an actress in Hollywood. You WanNa make it your contemporaries a flying by you comes big fat Harvey. I gotTA thank you. Can you can do well. We can do this. Look I made paltrow but his pal show of course an actress go. Yes every little girl wants to be an actress at some point has the talk with their dad or brother. You gotta be careful fucking creeps out there that WANNA fuck you. Everybody here is. Is that when you go in February to New York and to sit in front of Weinstein Can you ask him. I mean I don't know if you're allowed to interact with them but can you say Harvey the Paltrow Vagina Candle Meltdown. Him The way. And then there's this stuff like there's the Matt Lauer stuff where like he's accused of this except for the the person's calling him at his house after a great yet it off and then you go. Yeah because she has stock Home Syndrome or or or whatever but it. There's a lot of different kids here I worked in. I worked in journalism in the newsroom. which was had a lot of sexuality attached to it? I was in nightclubs every nine restaurants. And you come out here and you're in show Bizz all all those all those areas have that kind of quid pro quo thing and I was a journalist columnist and I remember girls publicist who we're very careful about what you said about their clients. Please don't write that only Campbell. I'm going to what can I do to stop you. And you know I had power. You know what you can do to stop me from Asia and then you fucking the publicist. You don't Campbell item. And then she gives you something else instead. It happens all the time at least but people like me in the industry with diminutive girl who's writing a column but if you have the power you do over is say beat off right. Pizza was the body of work not to be confused with the Burbank Barbecue joint. Handy's you don't WanNa go to hand these on Magnolia you want the real handy. Wendy's hit her house. Burn ridiculous so you got Lori Laughlin what's how's how's it coming up coming up stitcher time now. I know that we've seen all you need a new. The why first of all all this whole thing is crazy. Both girls dropped out of college. It's so annoying. Old Secretary nothing but they found out that the check they wrote went went directly to the university. I think that's a big piece to this puzzle I think we're all born over it. I don't think she'll do anytime I think she'll do less than felicity Huffman when it's all said and done but another father got popped and he for the exact same amount of money and he has to do the time you think that's GonNa come into player now. Yeah I don't I don't see her doing time. I just think that somebody's advising them spending a lot of money on lawyers in the US for long time and I don't know I don't know what they have. They must have something substantial to keep fighting and keep going like this and the end of the day. I just don't think she's GonNa do time flying. The we're talking about. Robert Blake in in Baretta and he said do the time ten makes me Dodge Times. You can't Sammy Davis Great. Sammy Davis Sung. That song. Great is that you don't do it don't do it don't do it. Don't do it man and keep your ah owners Spero Arrow. What's that mean you stare at a sparrow? You get run over. You can't keep your eyes on. The road. Going gets narrow. Yeah you could probably beat sparrow choice to they. Had the chicks in the background. Harbaugh was great though rummy and that bird on his shoulder member yeah he had he had talking to you. What was the bird's name right? It'd be blown away. Give you the first letter Alpha. Say Freddy a friend. Yeah I think it's burn eighty grand had a cockatiel. I think about the guys back then Kojak looking at every checkout who loves Ya baby a much better world back then yeah it was great. Oh you had quincy who was a coroner and Horny. That's a dangerous combination of the NECROPHILIA. Beginning of Quincy at some point. They showed him taking his hand and thanking along. A woman's die real hip and it was like salmon and your corporate pulled out and he was on a boat with a high and Oh really didn't have boundaries. I've told you love line. Dr Bricker was was a serial rapist. Like all we ever doctor on the cruise ship was lying. I Love I love yeah. Cruise ship drew. I told drew. You Better Study Dr Brecher. He openly joke about banging hot chicks on your own. The Boat Staff Doc. Look at the guy. Yeah when you hear the intro the intro to please we need to hear the intro to Baretta. Yes Oh oh yeah. The Jungle Museum locale was that Sammy Davis you from the best effort per shop. You're down era Chris. Cover this people joint finger. Prominent your show. Oh Yeah Wow Jimmy James Brown. Chris don't do it to can't pay the price of your dice. Probably that don't do ans- dance. Oh Wow Only meaning I don't know I've thought doing it though -til nothing rhymes Cockatiel Banana Peel. Allie Tammy wow what a coke that day they don't do you geico com. He's a bumper sticker. This is the big one narrow. He goes crazy mass. Yeah this is like Tarantino Jackdaw. Talk this is his kind of music. Show now tonight's episode radically kills Bonnie Lee Beckley outside of it I think he was scattered. This probably twenty minute. Version percents Dr Drew Scott. It's just looking around. Don't do the music stand. Hit you with a friend. ooh Don't ask don't hate Jewish. Do The exit do auditorium night. Somebody me something from the band name machine. What do we will turn read like Sammy? We're down at the song. Yeah you get the background singers. Never fuck across the finish line. Keep going right right right into that. Sank candyman handyman in the same studio and just kept going God. I forgot that was. Sammy Davis Angles. Oh Jang it's Manhatten's perform songs like on the the old TV shows whether it was sunny you share some show. He would like put many did bojangles with dancing in the spotlight. And it's soft shoe and and how high informed songs anymore. For How hot were those backup. Chicks ahead of me. Hi there probably got the job probably like a lot of discussion like you know I was the guy when talking about Shaft Guy Said Watch your me. I had lived watch. I've back there and yelled at Mike saying worked out pretty well prove it. Watch your Ma told me. I just got chills. There's they probably have some rivalry. I've already like gladys sinus fine but the pips come on give me a break. Jesus Christ have rank amateur eh three a whole competition back on the ground backup. Yeah this those chicks were going on strike. They got they had to screw somebody to get in. That's through you. There was no Weinstein back then. I'm sure I'll get phil back onto their hair Balbir. Ty Branch that was recorded at am recorded everything day in China and by the way he'd like hot chicks. Have you looked per alpert if you look at his record out. He is the White Ohio players actor. Downs how players had hot blackjack and then he had hot wight here on his own ball. You guys I was the Eero it has been there with. Russia called Vibrato up on the loan. Sing Yeah Yeah that's it. He's really good on a great show. Frank I I met Seth Macfarlane Frank. Stallone was Zhang at a table first off. He must never leave. I'd been there once every single firefly behind the bar. I SAT DOWN SO McFarland lives up in the came out there somewhere and I wanted to talk a little shop with him so I said well. What's a place convenient for you? Come come out to you. And he brought up on the hill there and I said okay. It's great for quiet conversation. Wasn't I sat down. Well it was like in the afternoon there and I got there five minutes early and of course I sat down and then of course frank stallone was sitting right next to me like four hundred shows. A the two guys were ninety who were like boxing reporters for the La Times. Yeah the thirty. He loves boxing with my guy. He's like worse than you like. He knows every bus ranks in next Wednesday amazing. Well there you go stand up and defend franken cream girl. That was in my house as a kid. I couldn't take my eyes off the herb alpert WANNA brass has a very hot for by the way. If you want to know my wheelhouse in the looks department sixties Geez. It's a great. It's a great look. That's sixty eighties nineties. With the teased out. Sixty stuff and the hair. Yeah ABC's always take a look at Chuck Heston's girlfriend from a planet of the apes that's quintessentially sixties hotness Katharine Ross. Yeah beautiful like a bar if you yeah if you put it up like Cynthia Myers like playboy playmate like circa nineteen sixty nine. You'll see the wheelhouse of hot big big hair. You like that Bush not GonNa make Bush go in there threat. What's covered a whip for? Yeah this is. This is like a filthy hot big breasted Natalie. Wood right there yeah beautiful. It's a hot chick annemie over herb. Alpert great hits. I'll tell you. Yeah Bob's roses you know. Herb Alpert obviously played trumpet for Fat Brass by Tijuana taxi. And all these Kinda Anna hits and all this kind of stuff and that was his thing he sung wants right that that much later on but a little bit. Yeah this is all good stuff with the game. newham games dating dating it. He Sung once. He's all play the trumpet with his band and play. Okay all these hits what are they saying at one song number one hit. I know this is a this guy's in love. Yes this guy's in limy. Imagine that all all you knew as instrumentals one time you're GONNA fuck it. I'll Sing Zimmer one love that song to Gracie Catis spoken. Yeah this guy crack me this name. I like all right era all right. Let's play our our trophy. We if we have it while the law demands that was allegedly with. Aj Benza. Called that so we don't get sued views and opinions expressed in this segment or lightly research and or complete conjecture based on hearsay Dan rutz from loose connections within the entertainment industry. There's no concrete way to prove that any of the claims made by are in fact accurate and not libelous or defamatory remind any legal representation who may be listening that the view and opinions. It's xpress belong to the AJ and only AJ famous bench every Monday. 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Fame is a Bitch

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"From workhouse connect in. Aj Benza. Vein here to be walked on a leash and play really dirty kinky. Sex Tapes is the GUY. Put the COP in the peacock network? Okay Bitch Hey everybody. Aj Benza. Here with fame is bitch. This is your show from Monday April thirteenth twenty twenty. Well listen to say I've been a little down would be an understatement and I don't mean to be You guys put up with enough of me being. We be I'm not going to be weepy here today. So don't worry but it is a special day today. Because April thirteenth is my mom's birthday and this year she would have been a hundred years old born in nineteen twenty. How about that? I just? I can't see her that old Maybe that's one of the only good things by parents who die before their time they. They still look good. You know even though they were of a generation that seemed to age more than we do but they still look good when my mother was lying in her hospice bed and the downstairs guest room of our house. She always like to break my sister's balls and she'd raise one leg up in the air and say look. I still have beautiful legs. And she'd asked my sisters to Stan buyer and then all show their legs and she asked me. Aj Who's got who's got better links. And before I could even answer my sister's would scream. You know you have better legs than we do. Stop you always have better legs and trustee my sister's killers great legs great bodies the whole thing. I don't WANNA sound like trump talking about vodka. You know my mother terrific legs. You talked about legs. Lily benzes legs from what? I've heard people tell me. Her legs terrific. So here's something special. A year ago I read a story I wrote on this podcast about my mother. Way Back in nineteen ninety. I think I wrote a story for Newsday. The paper I work for about how every April thirteenth iced steel daffodils from the elementary school across Crete from our house. And I'm a give her a whole handful then because Stafford those were favorite flower and I would steal them. Obviously I'd cut them down ripping out and I stole them because I was a kid. I didn't have money to buy flowers but after I did it once or twice it. Kind of became the tradition. Even when I did have money it always felt better stealing them from across the street so I stole him every year and I'd give them to her and she buried her face in them and she'd say all these smells so beautiful. I'd say my daffodils don't have the smell and she'd say bullshit these data those have a wonderful smell so you could see. I stole and my mother lied. Okay you got a problem with that but this little guest room that we're staying in right now. This is this AIRBNB. I try not to complain about it because it's a place to stay and right now. The world's fucking on edge and it's not an easy time to find a place but all this shit going on not to mention me have my income cut in half and my wife not being able to work as a nanny anyhow. Now that the rain has stopped I finally went to sit outside on this nice patio. We got back here and I saw some daffodils coming up. How about that and with all this shit? That's gone on lately. You know seeing a little daffodils sprouting up makes me makes me think my mother is maybe looking down on me. And everything's GonNa be all right. You know how else would you take that sign and lost in all my initial misery when when my little dog lily died? I didn't even bother to think what her April death met and it turns out lily which is also my mother's name. Lily died four years to the day. Our last pet die we had a rabbit named missy and missy died on that same day for years earlier but now I'm starting to believe or at least hope that my little dog died. Because maybe she wanted to make room for more wonderful things in my life. A lot of you listened for a few years know that when I lost my Yorkie Chancery on that airplane back in two thousand three me and my wife who was then my girlfriend. We were so distraught. We went back to my apartment laid in bed for two days. All we did was cry and drink and screw. That's it and then she had to go to Oregon to see her mom and pick up her son. We didn't see each other again for like a month and a half and we did the math and it turns out that when she got pregnant with Roxy Days she have conceived. Our daughter was the two days we lay in bed grieving over treasury so as I said in the past I always felt chancery knew that daddy was about to embark on starting a family and I think he felt after ten good years. It was time for him to move on. I know there's no science to it but it sure it sure works to make me feel better. But that's why I think lily leaving that there's maybe a reason to. It may take a while to know but we'll figure it out and my crazy for thinking our dogs you know no things about us on some spiritual level. I don't think I am so the Daffodil I saw really made me feel even extra positive because signs are everything to me. My mother usually sends me songs at crucial moments in my life. I've told you about those moments. I told you about being in Cuba with no money at all. We ran out of money. We had so much fun spending it and we had to get to the airport and fly home. We had no money for food. And we're sitting there in Havana. Vieja and We were laughing about having no money. You know. We couldn't rob a store. What can we do and all of a sudden a one man band some guy symbols on his fucking knees or harmonica around his head and a good tar and you name. It comes down the street and he starts playing a song. I just called to say I love you which is a song that when my father was dying in bed in nineteen eighty five my mother would call him and seeing to him because that was the hit song back then and once. I heard that song in Cuba with this one man band. I said to my buddies. Don't worry we're GONNA be fine and of course. I went to the airport stall some sandwiches. We made it back to Mexico and the rest is history but after those moments everything always seemed to work out just fine song taken this. Daffodil to mean something. Call me crazy if you want. I don't give a shit but it's nice to live in that world because once I turned my head to gossip and what's happening in the entertainment world during these trying times. It gets me even more depressed. You know sometimes I read things I hear things and I wonder. Don't these fucking celebrities have families and they do. Why don't these families speak up and tell to shut the fuck up when they're not making any sense case in point? I'm looking into Jennifer Aniston's instagram story. And you know America's sweetheart sure did get a lot of follow as when she decided to join Us Commoner's on instagram. Remember that about six months ago. She's got tens of millions of people who await her every move. I'M NOT GONNA lie. I follow it too. I think Jennifer Aniston is adorable and she certainly whether the tabloids storms over the years. I've seen a running across the pch to avoid `Paparazzi. We all know what she went. Through when Brad left of for Angelina Jolie so I like survivors. I like Jen but Jen Chan. What were you thinking the other day? Chalk her up for another tone deaf celebrity who actually went on instagram and bed us for money. She said her buddy the real want any pain in the ASS. Mark Ruffalo Mark Ruffalo started an initiative called support our crews and she went on to say that our crews other backbone of the industry and they all play a vital part in the stories we tell they are our community and they need our help during this time. Excuse me our help takes a lot of fucking balls de Initiative states. It takes our village raising funds to support the people behind the camera. Who Bring our stories to life so in other words guys? I don't know what you've got going on. But Jansen and Mark Ruffalo and many others Naomi Watts to she did the same shit on her stories. They would like us all to send money to the professionals who work on crews that make. Tv so that these multi million dollar actors can go back to work so that they can make TV and save us from the doldrums. I never thought she was this fucking dumb. I knew Ruffalo was an asshole and the Omi Watts is like whatever? The fuck an airhead. I thought Aniston got it but no either way guys. What are you say? We'll take our money and listen. I know a lot of us are out of work and others have lost half their income and the rest are just plain concern with money. They still have. Let's see we can't send them some money. What do you say those poor people? Don't forget the sooner we do too soon. We'll be able to see the magical friends reunion show. You know the show. We're all six friends of it'd be back and they're going to sit down and just answer questions about what it was like to work on the show. That's that's the show that's what America clamored for. And that's as much as they're gonNA work. They're going to sit down and answer questions and talk about the show now. I know each of the friends is gonNA clear upwards of four to five million dollars a piece just to sit there. S down and talk. Listen guys before you get less. Pay Their agents. They're going to be their manager. They got lawyers to pay. So by the time these poor slob sit down in the vultures. Get Cut Jan and Courtney and lease and Matt and David and Matthew probably only gonNA clear two and a half billion for one knight's worked come on. We can't expect them to donate money to the folks on the crew and we. What do you say we do apart? Make sure these people are fine. Check your check your bank account tonight check. Your sock drawer finds something. Let's get these fucking crews back working guys it's important. You know that all celebrities are suffering right now. I think I think it's plain to see I mean the cast of Grey's anatomy even ended their season early because of this Chinese flu. So you know they're hurting. And just because the star Ellen Pale once said she doesn't want any trump supporters as fans matter of fact she actually said trump supporters can go fuck themselves aside from all that. Shouldn't we still support her? And that show this. This bitch used the water my fucking plants when we both lived in the same building New York City. Ninety five Horatio Street. She was living with a photographer. She was miserable. She used to come down. A hall is to give her wine. We talk and she get all cross you get all teary about what the position she was in. She had some headshots she wanted to act. I said hang in there. You could do it meantime. I said if I go to L. A. Next week and you take care of my dog and you WANNA my plants. Of course I will. I'll give you one hundred dollars. Oh that'd be great. Aj she was a nobody trying to get good fucking head shots at the time and was thrilled for the handful of money. I gave her Boy had they forget Ernest. Beginnings TRUMP SUPPORTERS. King go fuck themselves. Well I'm one of the supporters. Who fucking paid you to walk two to one of my plans. He forgot she forgot she. Don't give a shit. She's too big anyhow. Have you heard what? Abc's doing combat this glut of shows. Well get ready to lose your shit. They have corralled a bunch of stars. You're ready this is going to make you feel great. This will lift you out of any fox in bed mood. You're in. They have brought together a bunch of stars to sing that favorite Disney tunes to all of us Americans who are stuck at home. It's something called the Disney family. Sing along I'm GonNa put a fucking dot my ass all and pull the trigger if I use ZIP and he do it's curtains. So Derek Coffin assisted Julianne Carryanne Inaba Kenny Ortega even John stamos. They're going to sing to make us better guys these celebrities. They really know how to get us through a hard time. Don't they are things so fucking bad that we need John Stamos to sing a song from frozen to end the doldrums? But that's not all guys is seeing an isn't your thing. Well then you're surely GonNa love what they've got planned for us with Amy Schumer thank God. Amy has founded in her heart to do a cooking. Show for the food network. Because you know so many young Jewish professional women really not a whip up a great fucking meal. Don't make dinner. They make reservations. We all know this and they settled on a name. It's called Amy. Schumer learns to Cook and she and her husband Chris Fisher. They're gonNA fix this brunch and tacos and Pasta. I can't wait to see the pasta recipes. Amy Schumer teaches this Italian now. Wonderful you see guys help is on the fucking way. You just have to be patient. I knew the celebrities would help our survived this pandemic seriously. I know for a fact that amy. Schumer hates that she's doing this. She remembers a time when her show inside. Amy Schumer on comedy. Central was the hottest fucking ticket on. Tv and she was the biggest comic breaking in the country but then she felt like if they like me in little doses. They'll love me if I'm everywhere. No no shit had. That's not the way it works and she made that movie with Goldie. Hawn call snatched that was an abomination as I said it would be then. She went ahead and made I feel pretty in two thousand eighteen and then we knew she was really fucking done and now she knows me overdose on her vagina jokes and her jokes about getting blind drunk in college and having guys Bangor in bed and its just. It's gross the story the jokes disgusting. They're all about guys taking advantage of her and leaving her and her feeling bad and eating her eating or fat face off because she was miserable about banging. Strange guys were drunk. That's her at not to mention all our instagram stories of her puking with morning sickness. She so desperate she now comes up with his show where we get to watch her cook and Shove Food in her. Gin Blossoms face. No thank you but wait if that's not your cup of tea. Don't worry because there's some really thoughtful and wonderful shit you can watch on instagram live. Yeah the celebrities are really doing all. They can to help us guys. Like for instance. Wouldn't you love to watch sophie? Turner apply makeup to her. Jonas brothers husband. It's not gay. It's just to make us happy personally. Very relieved that Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner have reached a new relationship level while they're in quarantine together and because of that. He has finally let her practice her makeup skills on him. Yeah if you believe this is the first time you have no fucking idea what you're talking about and look it's going to turn out to be Great Joe. Bravely posed for photos wearing pink and purple is shadow and Mascara and and highlight all the only. He's playing video games. It's very masculine. You GotTa Watch this. What isn't he just blow Timothy? Shallah met while he's at it to really entertain us. Not only that this loving couple will also let us watch them. Cook together. They're gonNA cook together to to mazing. I never knew how much watching these assholes. Cook would cheer me up. I also did know listening to Justin Bieber in Kendall Jenner on a video chat in which they talk about how blessed they are would make me. Forget all about my problems. You guys have to try this. I mean yesterday was Easter. And since we're in this little quaint AIRBNB. Listen I forgot all about the fact that all I get to cook in his tiny microwave because I got to hear the beeps and the KARDASHIANS LESBIAN SISTER GIVE. Thanks for all their millions. You have to hear this shit had bieber. How blessed are we to be able to like a lot of people? Obviously in this time have a crappy situation you know like they look at us and like obviously we've worked hard for where we're at so it's like you can't feel bad for the things we have. How perfectly put was that and then. Jenner replied. We're so blessed I think about it all the time really well. That's comforting to know. I feel so much better knowing that. Not for nothing. Kendall Jenner did not work hard to be model. Her mother paid her. Her mother paid to get her to be a model and she can't fucking walk a runway to save her life. Go look at the videos and deep down inside. Justin Bieber knows. He reminds people of a lesbian. Who passed prime. He knows he's a one note artist and now that all the teenage girls who carried his ass and grown up. Nobody cares what he does on top and I'd he's going to have to admit one day that he only married Hilary Halley Baldwin while he was in a drug stupor and he wanted to make Selena Gomez feel badly he basically basically married his booty call and now that the drugs have worn off and he knows with no prenuptial agreement by the way. He's gotta stay with alley or else lose a ton of money you see. We're all in little hell these days but this is what celebrities look and sound like when they become starved for attention. Can't make movies record music anymore. Well let me take some of my unscripted thoughts and share them with the world because they must know how I'm doing. This is what goes on in their in their stilted heads every day. It's enough to make you sick. And if you're still not ready to puke well get yourself a subscription to clube Q. U. I. B. I. It's that new platform that has ten minute. Tv shows and listen. If you thought a half hour of Chrissy tedium was too much. Maybe ten minutes of her acting as a judge will be just right and wonderful up your alley. Chrissy court whatever the fuck it's called. Chrissy Teigen is going to is going to judge situations and NBC. Somebody with the gavel in a robe. And she's going to charge arguments and lay down decisions. This is the latest show. She's been handed after she is the height man on lip sync battle. Then got to be a judge on some comedy competition for stand-ups now she's a judge. Chris. Court these fucking people. Just keep getting things handed to them over and over and they've done nothing to warrant it I don't have anything snappy or or wonderful to end this show. I'm talked out. Today was Easter was a lot going on My voice is kind of leaving me if you want to hear an interesting patriot. Go to Patriotdepot DOT COM slash famous bitch. And listen to what I'm telling you about Dr Anthony FAUCI and his connection to Bill Gates. It's disgusting but it's something we all have to know because it's very real and it's being played out every day on TV so get with it. Check the patron of an tune in tomorrow. I'm about to drop I'm dead. I'm not sleeping sleeping like four and a half hours a night. I keep waking up and thinking my dog is next to me when she's not then I get said I gotta check my phone and watch videos over. I know I'm sorry if I'm boring. You would all these dead dog stories but it's getting to me so while not crying. It's still flashing across my eyes every day and not sleep. And so that's why sound like Shit however tomorrow's a new day and then anoc another park tomorrow. So that's it for now guys. I made that was a show for April thirteenth. 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It's time for allegedly with AJ Benza called that. So we don't get sued. So we got Halle Berry. We got pay manderson. We got Britney Spears and her dad what's going on? Chicks. Well, Halle Berry a gun. She's got a house broken into twice now in the last six or seven years. And the one time a guy some wackadoo ended up in a kitchen, right behind her, and then recently guide checks changed the locks on her house. You can speak to that being, you know about this home ownership. If you leave for while someone could come in your property, and change locks and going there and you can't come back in, like a fake deed, I was yelling the deed on it, Jeanette and fake. Tell the story correctly. I was screaming about this the other day, which is when they the asks white politicians are like the cost of housing is too much in LA, the people have to live on the street. And it's like the moms gainfully employed on, on a Thursday. And then they close the plan on a Friday. And then on Monday hearner, kids asleep sleeping on the side. I'm like, look, if you're in parliament and you can't pay your rent, lease six months or all the laws on your side. Nobody can physically remove you from that place. So if you do, in fact, lose your job on a Friday you don't have until Monday to find a new job. You have six months of Mondays to find your job. And I think you can do that you're right now but, but there is a situation where someone could come on your property. If you're out of town and set up shop there. And when you come back a month later, it's like it's hard to get back in. I've heard that didn't happen to Halley but that's what this asshole was trying to do. I've had I've rented I rented a warehouse. Two guy he owed me fifty thousand bucks. He never paid me. And the answer is as another. They can do. Like it's always weird. Like, oh, okay. Well how about when you owe parking enforcement money. There's a lot. There's a lot. They can do there's nothing they can do something. Feels your laptop or doesn't pay fifty grand, you take his car or something. No, no, no. You can't do anything but there's nothing we can do either fifty grand. It's gone. Well, you know, the, the here's the thing, I've always kind of wondered about, and I think we're all guilty of this, including celebrities. It's kind of my, it's my earthquake algorithm. Which is we live in quite country. We're all aware that there's gonna be a bigger quake. Many of us have experienced earthquakes, who amongst us has their decorative dishes, double stuck down to the shelf, who has two weeks water campaign who's done anything, go bag. That's by the door, the last probably three and a half days of the water emergency. Kennedy. You don't have things stuck down. Now I had a conversation with my wife, which is luck if there's a major earthquake. I'm going to start fucking twenty three year old and I'm done. All right, glasses, Smith kids go back to watch four tired down. That was literally my conversation. That's all I do it in the doorway. Fucker. Thank god. We have a crazy son burst mirror with like spikes spike. I mean three dozen. Yeah. Like sunbeam spikes, come over our beverage, the worst possible price for right? Of my head to I haven't done anything with basically going to be the inverted Poseidon adventure goes down on your winters. But so here so, here's that they, we don't prepare, and you hear the celebrities where you go. Oh, George Harrison just came downstairs. And there was a guy with a machete just standing in his entry hall who has more money, more security, more ability. I mean, the thing that the richer, you get some of these people who've been rich for decades, the easier, it is, to rob them like, it's the kind of the analogy where, if you give somebody fifteen feet of rope to tie you up. They won't tell you as good as they should if you give them six feet w more careful with the row when you that wealthy they don't lock fuck fucking every time you turn on the news, the Aseel, he was on the road, and they're seeming, you'll rate, the grandma. I'm here in Belize. I home I will give you guys like here's a insanely simple. Whatever that, that nobody does, for instance, you everybody should have a thumb turn lock on their bedroom door. That kids don't walk in with you. And mommy doing a standing sixty nine. You don't do that thing where it's like nickel sick reverse. All I woke up and he was standing over my bed his pants down, like you. You can't just just now. Look, if the guy gets a running start, and puts a shoulder, George destruct. You'll know you'll be awake then. Yeah, just lock get a good lock. Hit an alarm. Get a dog. And if you're Halle Berry get all of that, and because she's getting guns now just shoot. John wig three dogs, those that was that was a fun moves. If you see on YouTube her in Canada, at the shooting range load up again as the shooting and running, holy crap. She's good at that is no, there's no doubt. But on the other hand, don't you feel? Like the gun is like I like the prophylactic like I've rather where the condom because to me the gun is the penicillin I've already been infected. Yeah. You know what I'm gonna get the guy suave out the threat once, you know, this is it might thing is a lot of lights outside the house. Some good deadbolt. Yeah. Dogs. Fill a couple of dogs knows filling not really nicely ping failure. And I gotta tell you. Phil was Bill was whack with this policy, and look, I'm not fills a big lazy sack shit, and he's fine. But I will tell you something that filled dead two days ago that I reminded myself to talk about. I remembered it until aged just brought this up that and I'm not a big like sappy super sweet hyperbole thinks it's a person, and it's console. Meaning new I was upset so Mike Catt came and put its thing where it's like he can't new I was upset so chin on my knee. I this thing happened, two days ago, it was uncanny Phil sleeps on the bed. He sleeps between me Linh Atty kinda snores. He sometimes pushes laws. Ause stretches and push out today. Doing weird smack me, Paul move, which is weird move the snow or sometimes lick your face at this particular morning. Couple days ago about eight forty five in the morning and fail had made his way off the bed, and onto the hardwood floor in front of the bed about eight feet in front of the bed, and he was sound asleep as popped over on his side to sleep like eight thirty eight forty five in the morning and I woke up and Lynette was sleeping. And I know her shoulder, I gave her a little eight. Wake up little little tap. She was at some point in her dream. She was at some point in her dream. When I nudged her she went like she did star. She didn't do a scream. She didn't do a cry and she didn't do any really aftermath either I nut your, and she went to death real fast like a second half. Phil jumped back down toward the bed. He dove in between us, he started licking Lynette. He did his weird yawn. He's dead or liquor and liquor pawing and liquor key heard one moment of distress. I get it. Wasn't like an open sobbing. It was a it was a it was a millisecond of a sound of a distress, which wasn't even that's stress. There's more of a startled any, he was a full was asleep full flap on the bed. Immature just licking Lynette the entire time. He's in expired on the. Now, we can be better. As a service dog. Scott marlins. Love with that dog bad dreams. Sometimes my dog to New York on Saturday, and I had to do the whole, I never done it before dex my dog ten years ago died on the airplane, which is really. Yeah. So I don't need an emotional dog where we're taking a dog to New York and to go see you vet and act like I can talk this big story, I flew on nine eleven. You have no idea. I take that final time. It could have been me. What how died in pound? Japanese chin. No mytalk died on a plane from L A, New York about an hour and a half into the final trying to feed him for a little piece of ham. And he's stiffest board. It was the worst next three and a half hours horrifying. They put him in a hole is a hole in the fuselage in the back of the plane that kind of keeps something cold, if something dies, and let me tell you someone dogs, expire pets expire, they release a lot of guests that carefully. Looking at me. I'm like eight me running. Message. So has a fake service dog. Well, yeah, the dog, it's not a chicken or pig people people take on play. It'd be very triggering for you to bring another dog don't have taken a pet since my dog died. So this could be a very both say, we the people who take dogs on place AJ dog to see my sister's house before she sells it. It's a. All taken on. Hey, twelve dog. Yes. My sister has seven I have one my nephews have five of four between them. So we're all taking the dogs there for the last weekend stock got to stop the beginning of a chick flick. It's very, it's very gay. So the dog expires on the plane herbal. Yeah. I now at the gas part adds a wrinkle because I feel like I would just slide that thing under the seat, it was under the. Why did you say anything? I just first of all the amount of gas it was like ten drunks the bar. Jimmy can clams and cabbage. Whatever kind of smell, you couldn't get away from it, and I'm crying they came up with. I said, I died they put it in a hole in the plane in the back. And you know, we, we took it to the vet. We got home and having a large heart, and no, inau DEA ten year old dog gray little York. My little boy died. Now, the new one's gonna if it wasn't expelling gas. Yeah. Would you have alerted somebody? No, no, no. I would've kept it at my feet and walked off the plane. But I was a mess back. Then this is what I was. I could never fly straight back. I was popping all sorts of pills. When I flow. So valium. Percocet, you name it. So you looked at me with a few bloody Marys problem in Ohio nineteen and yeah, I would have kept it quiet. Smell was quietly tried to sell the dog in the airport. Overturn it. Yeah. Just lift ahead. Love to great. Little yong-kee. His. Sarah's. Lapdog box never barks. You steal from the store because you want to pay you. Now it's out front and shallots sociopathic behavior you engaging. I steal a lot. Okay. That's a big thing I used to fight people, but I've stopped doing that scandals. Indeed. What else is still? I still when I was a kid, a teenager, we steal great bushes, like great landscaping around neighborhoods, just being put together ridge neighborhoods. A couple of guys and they wanted their houses, and their, their yards to be beautified, and I take my father's Cadillac and I'd fill the trunk put plastic down. I take beautiful like banzai Bush's and shitting on the hairy, come back with seven hundred eight hundred dollar holes every fifteen agents, your neighbor powers. How are you? Is that your topiary his new school and pine trees like four foot tall? I was menace for LOL. Yeah. That was great. Yeah. I'm going back there. And some of that stuff is still there. Now, it's like thirteen fourteen feet high so. Yeah, listen, it was a great, right? They looked at the school can afford new landscaping. The rich neighborhoods. Can't afford new landscaping screwing metal homes. I used to shoplift stuff. All the time and a by the way, just a crazy where we're at now terms of what we would do when I was a kid SCO into seven eleven steel, you know, candy, bars and stuff like that. I'm walking my dog Morgan Phil last night. Eight o'clock at night phone call. It's my daughter. She says, hey, we're driving home from the Java juice, or whatever can I go out t- peeing tonight? Sheffer provision. Throughout toilet paper somebody's house. Yeah. We go I go now I don't think so. And she goes. Lawn. Now, what Olga say to call me, I don't think you should not good for the environment. Sneak out my window after you go to sleep is that allowed and then? And he's like, I wanna give my friend, Rick a wedgie. That'd be all right. We combine it with the toilet paper, Wickham, find a happy solution here literally cuts really sweet. She a call to ask if she could teepee a house that keeping is. That's a real pain the ass when he go like twenty feet up that paper down. It's a pain in the as literally as but also who ever, not on the history, do lawn jobs in your youth people's houses, like getting your car and do a student of the phony on the laws. Call the Brody called lawn jobs, okay. I didn't have access to too many cars when I was a kid. But we would hop up on the lawn of the school, jump the Kerr do some brody's breaks slide around going circles Terry everything up, and go sailing off the curb did that. And there's a my neighbor, Brent Ziglar, who was a great athlete. We were doing and he had his hand out the window, and he was a great running back like one of the best in the county and the car with. And it severed his thumb and he had to leave school fumbling problem. We found this dumb with flashlights back on his hand is like a fourteen hour operations nineteen seventy nine and eighty came back and was the it was him in boomer assize is the best athletes. They, you know, it's funny in the cars that I race, I've just looking at some old footage or whatever the reason is. Anyway, you must have a net in the window. That's why that's in the window. You're armed uncool sailing out. And the reason I know it is because you either have a net in the window. And if you look at Formula, one guys, no net in a window, obviously or indie. Guys win it. You see when they climb out. Yeah. They have restraints that you'll see these straps holder hooks. Yes, you can either do if you drive a convertible race car. An open cockpit race car. You have these arm restraints. You don't feel like they ever got to work, but they go on. Your arm. The thing goes around your seatbelt and goes to that other arm that clip in so your arms don't really sale about marionette. Yeah. So that's, that's why they have that crazy sports. So, yeah. We Stu, what was our, our move. We jump a lot of bikes in swimming pools. We would jump off a lot of roofs swimming into country club polls down the street that was fun. The Mojo and club. That was the best those great times. Yeah. All club is just a big club in a big pool. We'd never had access to because no one was in the mohawk club. But after midnight, right? It was anyone's collapse. We use that thing. It was great. And we made it no one ever call the now we'd be up there fighting hissing Honey, throwing food at each other and jumping off the roof and everything else, we never no one's ever called the cops so easy to do crazy stuff back, then we stalled construction trucks. Like we found. Read the keys in the trucks when they done with the job and me and my buddies with start the engines, we couldn't really drive those things. But we go like, you know, twenty thirty feet and a gigantic trucker a bulldozer. And then we one time, we'd broke into the Catholic, highschool and just broke into the football aquaman left with pads and the helmets and outfits and walked home in Saint John's, the Baptist uniform, we stole everything we could guess, never thought about this in my junior, high SR in my grade school in the auditory him, get up on the roof of outta term, and there's like a hatch and you could get up there and then go down the ladder, then you'd be in the auditory on a Saturday. I did man of LA Mancha. So many times this on my own. Oh, God died, this theme notion of being on roofs. I don't think my kids will understand the concept of break in get on the roof. Yeah. Be on the roof. We used to break onto a roof of a condominium jump off of that roof into the pool. Not of that condominium of the apartment next to the common. She'd have to clear the fence and clear about six foot of cement, and then you could hit the pool from the other conduct. My son was asking me because he's the sweetest kid. I'm like, how'd you do you take a bike rack, but I'm explaining how to take a bike rack you put the bike rack up the back. Right. One of your buddies holds and you're on the roof. The Mojo in club. The Mojo club has no good way to get on the roof. The way to get on the roof of the Mojo in club. Is they have a lower level. That's where the pool is. They have an upper level. Like a patio by the tennis courts are. And that's where the roof is most accessible, but it still ten fi. Yeah. You would have to take two pieces of outdoor furniture two tables with just the three leg and he'd take to. And you put them on top of each other. And if you could get up to the top of that you could lean up to grab a piece of rigid conduit with a light fixture on it. And you could pull yourself up the rocky stucco worst poor name ever yourself, Iraqi stucco and get up and the first guy get up there. Do the firemen thing and pull everyone else all of it done. While naked I got newsfeed. I, I know we didn't we did naked skinny dipping around. Everybody's pulling able to be jumping polls when the lap and run down the street the next pool. All balls out. We had different fact factor. You can do anything back then was great. All right, ever, anyone who got up to the roof. I was like fuck this. The greatest greatest sterling. We got up there. I the whole gang up there. I had snake rain, Chris, and Rudy who is later featured in an episode of hoarders as an as an adult you wait around long enough. You'll see your friends on if he's cleanup expert. No not. The Asian one one is being. Yeah. So he had some nerves in some nerve issues. And so what had happened was is we're on the roof of the mall Hong club. The move the Mojo club had that stupid gravel on the roof. So it wasn't like a good running start kinda rove and then it has a low parapet at the end. So the water doesn't just go off the ad. So there's a step. So, and in the Molin club, he had to clear about eight or ten feet of cement, and there's also big long diving board right down the middle of it like a big one. So you had to kind of split it, you had to go to the right side of diving board left side. You don't wanna hit the die, their heart. So I was up there terrible idea. And I was here's a nine percents of task. I was giving a safety speech like on top because I was weird. I was both responsible. You're responsible. I would be the one who would instigate everything and say, we should do this, and be the first on the roof. And then when I got to. The top of the roof. I go all right now. Mill safety meeting. Thanks saving problems because I kind of realized that look you're seventeen if any of us miss at anyone slips or kicks, the parapet is pushing off and catches it or whatever beat a wheelchair for the rest, your seventeen wheelchair for the rest of your life is probably not going to be long. So I was giving a safety speech and my safety speech was. You gotta pick one side or the other of the diving board. I don't know if you're going to get out past the diving board so pick the right or the left. And if you do miss miss it all the way don't do half in the pool, you'll get hurt you get hurt. Worse half miss altogether. The corner just miss it all together or catch all pool. Don't catch half-full think it'd be half as bad twice as bad? If you catch half cool. I was giving this speech. And the middle by speeds snake, just what flying passing bear ask into the night. He just wants sailing pass heard enough hill. I got enough of my speech, and he took off yellow man wants wants NAACP took off. Then we all screw it ever, just turn ran and jump, and then Rudy Rudy was up there. Naked in the night afraid on the late later featured on hoarders scaring off off the edge. And now we're all just floating around in. And we have made a lot of noise at this point. And I'm like we're like where did he said some of the cops are gonna show up for some come on any sustained at the edge of the thing. And he's like I can't can't do. But there's also no way to climb down. Right. You can't redo. We had gyrations grab and pull the guy up if you can't lower yourself down the stucco from ten twelve feet up. Just stood at the edge, and he just kept winning their happen. He's on his collecting leave. He tried. He I think he tried to crawl down. I don't I don't think he did it. There's always one of those guys later on later on. Twenty years later, where did you ish friend of ours wedding at the mall hall, and club all in the big glass panel, banquet room, celebrating Michelle's wedding. Who's now you know she's not thirty seven twenty or so the standing there having a drink laughing about old times. See race naked ass. Let's so, right. Our right through the window, right? Somebody came twenty bucks to go back up on the roof over Michelle from the room. I don't know fifty bucks. That's eighteen dollars to get out of the suit, get naked get through the roof of this is during working hours and he, he did it against mistaken. Maybe fun to Lear. Can remember not that he had anything else going on that day. But from what I remember at Matt's wedding, it almost came to fisticuffs between Ray and the security guard hired to guard the pool from Ray was wanted to jump in and his full suit. The reading that day. There. Hey, max. Aerial shot of what the Holland club looks like. And you can kind of see the roof for see what we're talking about this. It's well, it's up at the top of Mojo on it was it was awesome. It was hard to get up because you had to climb up a really steep rocky hill, where Mahal. There you go up Mulholland call or lookout mountain or something like that. And you go keep going up to the top of the of the mountainous, highs, you can get up there. Yeah. This club yet still thought that I have never seen. It's where rendering. We're looking at rendering. Okay. Okay. But what it is, you can see the high part where the pool is. And then the lower part is where we used to climb up that up on up on, on the ones the little roof to the left E and jumped up, Dan jumping, and pull. That's awesome. Yeah. It was awesome. That's credit got rid of it got rid of the diving board. Fact that poor kids can't experience it diving. Best part of my goddamn, childhood jousting divers. Are they like officially banned? Yes. Crazier can bubble wrap it there. They're, they're financially, sir. Fishery band more dangerous than slides terrible. Now they've put I guess it put solar panels up there now or something, but there it is anti jumping. Now, we would park down on the street down below and have to climb the mountain you really the top, and then jumped the fence. And then this is fantastic. By the way, the blueprint is. Eleven. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. There's the roof and there. Rudy was up ready stand on the roof. He didn't want to jump. He was like, Don Cheadle. No. Scotty con. Maybe I'm trying to. Kind of the guys that was like timid into the. Yeah. He was not Damon. All right. Well now there goes. Jay, I have a lot of stories that age, good news all the deep out tro, just in case. 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The news with Gina grad, well, ten of the democratic candidates for president met onstage Miami, Wednesday night in the first debate of the twenty twenty presidential race tackling hot topics like immigration run healthcare. Donald Trump Wednesday nights field included the high profile some high-profile candidate Elizabeth Warren, beta, roar quite Booker. All the other big ones will be Thursday night. Well, discussing immigration. No. This is the best part, Bego Robert arrc broke into Spanish leaving Booker was such a look of shock on his face that it became a me on social media and Booker is not to be outdone that he broke into Spanish at one point. So we can show everyone what he's talking about with border issues here. Those moments it was pretty funny. Are something, you know, K was something I'm or something. Betto. We'd got up there. Sonal in toll the stay on a Mia. See also said, Essel almost include got up in west demo costs. You gotta. It almost represent shown, he cut of snus as Senator Booker. What would you do on day one? And this is a situation that the next president will inherit. None of you guys. President. They cobble immigrant immigrants in inexp-, top les voix combat rested on day one. I will. The ice policies and the customs and border policies are violating the human rights when people come to their country, do not leave their human rights at the border. Especially. Says, I know said my made and it makes me rice and beans on Friday. Yeah. I think that's what he said. First of all. Here's the thing that pisses me off. Let me know when you see American flag on that frigging stage where they performed where's he merkin flank? That's a good question. But everybody speak Spanish, but this Jimmy. Get a flag up there, by the way, Donald Trump did have judges coming up not gay flag. An American flag. What all? I'm sorry. I ruled over the L little Mike quickly. Sorry. Sorry, Donald Trump did have some thoughts about it. He tweeted the word. There's two you need to groups of five or six or something, it's too many style. I do something else because there's too many rackets when we got to do brackets, we do brackets because this too long, and too many too many people trying to jump in it doesn't doesn't Julian Castro, these people, somebody who have no shot, why would need to hear them expound on stuff for two minutes. They know shy you really won't because really all the time is yielded Bernie. I didn't I watched I don't know about twenty minutes of it, but I just caught Cory Booker, who's just an explosion of pablum mixed with douche. It's fired from a t shirt, cannon do. Do. He's, he's getting more woke every day. And there were asking Tulsi Gabbard from Hawaii. Yeah. About I guess, pass stuff with her, and the LGBT whatever and, and, and they weren't asking corridor asking her, but he had to jump in and make sure that everyone. And he was told anybody's gay yet. And he's got this Puerto Rican beer, you'd think he'd know how to speak Spanish better laying down Dawson every night. Yeah. Hasn't rubbed off on yet there it is. S commitment that, I'll carry through as president of the United States, recognizing that there are still people who are facing discrimination in the workplace still people were unable to find a home for their families. It is this kind of discrimination, that we need to address. To this. It's very put thirty seconds not enough. Look civil rights is so place to begin but in the African American civil rights community, another place to stop the lynching of African Americans. We do not talk enough about trans Americans, especially African American trans Americans. Rates of murder right now. We'll talk enough about how many children about thirty percent of LGBT nine how many trans, how many African American trans Americans were killed last year. I would say they're probably more guy shot and Chicago while he was talking about black for his kids being shot, nothing. How many suicide do we how many suicides we have with trans people in general? No one's killing them that kill themselves. Well, it's one of those things where they, it's like it's like when they're trying to tally up gun deaths, and they include suicides with guns. They don't tell you the included that part and that's the fucking line share of it. It's a little bit of line. Anyway, Jesus God damn Christ. Please tell you I pray. That Cory Booker either goes the whole distance as in for longtime, because I truly believe if he sticks around key and Peele. We'll get back together. Impression of him. And I really want that to happen. More to well, AJ? You might have some insight on this. Couva Gooding, junior's lawyer, quote, begged a judge Wednesday to dismiss the groping charges against him. According to page six attorney, Mark Heller argued that, quote, Mr. goodies life has been put on hold. It's on the pause button from non making no substantially impacting and financially treasury Heller also called the alleged victim's name to be made public, but they don't do that. When it's a victim situation, or somebody's claiming they were victimized by sex crime. The judge said she'll review the motion to dismiss an issue ruling on August fourteenth, so Kouba was arrested earlier this month and charged with sexual abuse, and forcible touching for allegedly touching. This woman's breast in New York club. Here's the footage from the camera and it's just kind of. All right. Let's try to break this down first off, they're doing what we did to get on the roof for the moment, putting furniture on top of furniture. There. Living on, on a chair in a riser. All right. Virginia. That's Claudine de Niro, Robert deniro, dress, came up to them and sat uncomfortably close, she's touching him. He's done to them. And now there's a guy like. So this, this is drunk. People Jack sort of interacting. Right. He's I hey, bro. Drank enough. A long enough. Now, bro, right. So. All right. Pause it for a second. Where's off? I don't know. I don't know where you guys are at. But I am a very much you drew first blood kind of thing like I'm sitting with my girlfriend having a cocktail at a an event or bar. Whatever I'm you've come over to me, sit down, so close to me that you're making contact with me, then reach over and start instigating conversation, or some touching or something I may touch your breast at some point. But this is definitely if you didn't come over and practically sit on my girlfriend's laughed drunk, as we avoided. This is exactly the tit for tat to the word literally. No. And I don't it's not like come on. It's all like, hey, man. You do this. And whatever happens after that. That's all on you. I'm not saying that. I'm saying I do factor in should you factor in, you sitting reading a novel on a park bench coming over and sitting next to you, when you're sober at noon, right versus you being drunk and coming over and sitting on my girlfriend's lap after you recognize me. Yeah. And Cuba, Gooding has been drunk, since Jerry Maguire, he'd out at night, by the way, an ex girlfriend of mine was outgoing club. She came out to the street to go to a new club while she was there a black car pulls up, and the window comes down to Cuba with his Oscar back in the girls to go to the collects club with them, and they said, no. We really don't want to curse the mountains. He's been doing this for years. He's against drunk at clubs. So he's drunk. He's this girl in here. He sits next to her and makes contact with our girl, she starts chitchatting and then Kuba at some point you every over putting on her knee. Right. And there are five she doesn't swing. Or see what's going with the hand at this point, when her hand comes up is he like kissing her hand or she swatting him? What is this? I don't know isn't a crime. There's no crime here. These are drunk people and a club. She recognized him. She slop, at least sat too close he put his hand on her thigh. There isn't a crime that was committed here. Nobody broke into anyone's apartment, nobody's salt that anyone. No one held anyone down. This is this. I'm sorry. Everything can't be a crime. Every time there's a physicality, it's not an assault. I connect touch. It doesn't make your grime. And especially if you walk across the club and sit down next to me, and I'm up and you mean over my girlfriend, there's nothing there's no victim. A drunk celebrity kind of even things out for other people who are also loaded they go. They're both kind of loaded. They can talk now you're on the same plane riding, right as long tension on the subject for Cuba Gooding junior. Question for everyone in the room. What was the more impressive feat by writer director Cameron Crowe getting Oscar for Cuba, Gooding junior, getting Oscar nomination. Kate hudson. He's not Allen hack, Cuba Gooding. Who did he do the more magical feet with I hate Kate Hudson because she she takes her son. He grows his hair out his blonde, fair hair, down to waste then parades, the kid around, and some sort of unitards. And at some point when, when someone says it a five year old oh you have a beautiful little, it's a boy. How dare you a sorry, bad didn't know because of what you do present them. And now you've announced that riders decide is own sexuality. Okay hero. Thank you. Hear everybody. I hate her, I think is more impressive. Has been a good in a couple of things. And I'm not sure what her great appeal is. All right. Right. Phenomenal. Okay. But, but it doesn't it didn't take away at least for me. What a great movie almost famous. From other wasn't Goldie Hawn. She'd be forgettable. All right. Well, he might have some insight on this as well. AJ Pamela Anderson, has split with French soccer star Adeel, Rami, announcing the news, in an Instagram post where she calls the Thirty-three-year-old athlete, a monster in suggests he cheated on her, and abused her along with this black and white photo. I'm sorry. I don't that we have it, but it's a kind of a lovely romantic photo. She writes, quote the last more than two years of my life have been a big lie. I was scammed led to believe we were in big love. I'm devastated to find out the last few days. He was living at double life. She ended by posting the link to eight national domestic violence hotline, what you should have done. What didn't really nice for Pam in the last eighteen months to tell everybody, she wasn't fucking Julian Assange, if I'm boyfriend and every two weeks. She's going off to the embassy. DC Rumpelstiltskin, I'm gonna be pissed off to shake somebody in France or Brazil, Reverend playing soccer just assume that she was with two fifty one. That's what happens. You're not the thirty five year old pinup anymore. Sorry I love Pam, but it's. Over. Yeah. Well, here's the thing, too. She obviously was abused when she was younger and it's kind of skewed sexuality and all these things that the this. If you would like to void. This stop dating Thirty-three-year-old international super yourself, a guy from the eagle rock lyndale area who doesn't tax preparation. Are you want this? Like these chicks are like, here's I want, I want a nice guy who treats me, right? Who wants to stay in on a Saturday night and watch Netflix. That guy makes forty seven thousand dollars a year drives yards which you like to fuck and date him. You want to date him because you wanna date the guy the fucking yacht, the international playboy, Chris, and who likes to stay in on Saturday night. Cuddle up popcorn and watching that guy's never been four seventy nine. Yeah. Seventy eight. Yeah. Aristotle? The only exception to this rule, just because I haven't heard any gossip about him specifically, unless I haven't been paying attention. I think she wanted play the big victim to is the only exception David Beckham because you don't hear about him. Philandering. Well, there's countless stories about him. I've been screwing around. Done hitting countless here. Tell AJ. One other option. Jake, he posh just let's go on. I'll give you gave you. Two options. Okay. And I'll give you Xerox. AB and C zero option gonna float that float it to me. I'll be J Benza, okay? So from everything, I've kind of red and tabloids and stuff. I really haven't ever seen anything about David Beckham being a Philander. Okay. Everyone knows. Everybody knows he's. Range. Everyone knows he's gay. Gosh, is the beers banged half German soccer team. That is an option that's options on. He's getting hang of it. You know, I I get I get addicted option. So I from all the light research I've done. I've never seen anything. David seems to be. Sara this rule looking you right now. In you. Quite into. No irregular. We're making bird. Over to get the patties. God. Oh, yeah. All right. The doorbell twice. It's pretty much how it goes. Yeah. Now, see that's not an option. Okay. So just from the, the little, I know about David Beckham, I've noticed that he doesn't seem to be a Philander. You haven't heard anything. Not on the table. He would never say or. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Just acting big, and you'll be right not. So that's a really good Atlanta just very confident. Speaking of indignant, Wendy Williams, and our estranged husband, Kevin, hunters your they don't agree on much. According to Hollywood, life dot com, but she is taking a bullet train crazy. Yes. Like I feel like she was taking a donkey to crazy town for like the last twenty years. She was taken one of those rafts. You push. A Steph, Mississippi Huck Finn. Be river. Yeah. And now she's on a boom. Afridis. Yes. What happened the last twenty minutes? Well, so this one, actually, I think it was more about defending her honor, but she's still involved. So Kevin hunter senior, and she are United on wanting the best for their son. So they wanna see his assault case dropped because on. Yeah, rich man, poor man punching your dad. Absolutely. That is. Hillbilly and that is Tommy. Like dude, and not a middle not middle class. No, not at all your hands on your biological dad as an adult that is really super rich shit for just it's on cops you every week sling. Yeah, or you're doing in stately manner. So. Yeah. Kevin hunter junior pleaded not guilty to the salt charge when he and his dad scrapped a little bit after Kevin junior entered his, not guilty plea in the case stemming from the alleged altercation with his forty six year old dad and may the teens attorney told him Z that he expects the case to be fully resolved. The attorney said, Kevin senior is an interested in bringing charges against his son. If here's Wendy feels the same way you can't see your father, you can't read about your father messing around with other men on top of other women. Having a thing about one of the one of the things he brought up and signed to the label him and Wendy started the kid's name. It's out there. He was heeded a radio show and talked about Kevin having sex with them. And so this is option B. He's this that and there's a father how to baby with another woman who lives three miles away. No. As. Yes in you now. A son's going to get pissed off his moms moms fainting on TV. She looks like hell. She's in a sober house. The poor kid. Yeah. It's not easy. Yeah. Someone's going to get hit Kevin senior couldn't have worse, optics on the last key, charged his son with assault. Hey. Hey just take the hit. Yeah. Well, there's a terrible transition. Speaking take in the head, but walked into my son's room last night. He was laying in bed watching bohemian rhapsody. And it was like super gay, as Freddie. Mercury. Land. Time. That's hard. Yeah. So he's going. Hey sorry. Well, we didn't talk about this before. But since there's an update I'll give it a family of a two year old girl who was hit by that foul ball last month at a Houston Astros. Finally speaking out about updates on her condition. We won't show that part, but the frightening incident occurred on may twenty ninth game against the cubs when outfielder Albert Amora hit a line drive struck. Right. In the head. The game was stuff for several minutes. She was rushed to the hospital. Mora was solo was devastated. So here's a quick clip of him m mid game right after the game. I mean he fell apart. In the next inning. I'll more was spotted being comforted by security guard after checking in on the young girl on the over. I'm just gonna older anymore. It was horrible vase you stories on this on, like real sports and stuff like that. Like in Japan. They just have nets ever. Now, they say a couple of teams are extending the nets beat or need your eyes open to enjoy baseball a Netflix any game. Probably don't need a net or something. Lucite and hockey's. No. Right. But the point in nowadays, people have infants at games, and they're looking at phone, and we're celebrating them. Because there's that while ago, the guy catch fell with the baby the baby and a beer. Shit. Goes not doing super great. She's has skull, fractures, a little bleeding swelling, brain swelling. She's having seizures, she's recovering at home. But I mean, you're rich woman. Right. So although there are little things on the ticket negligent, probably right. I know we're live in a world where everyone all the time. But on the ticket basically says you're taking responsibility for blah. Look, it would be nice if they cover the medical bills. No, they're going to show the real sports from four years ago when they said Japan, had a problem Japan, whatever they're going to go. You should have done this. And then he here's what they always find. They always find the interoffice Email or. With one concerned going. We really put that would cost. Payday that shadow on your doorstep. Yes. Well, that's what that's what derogates uses to settle. Right. So when you win the in discovery when they find that Email, that's what gets them to cut. Check. Course that one employee right? Well, New Jersey, which became one of the first states outside of Nevada to allow sports betting after twenty eighteen supreme court ruling has said no betting on the Nathan's hot dog eating contest, there are dating sites permit betting for those. Well, no, no. It doesn't in ten minutes that the ten minute competitive eating event, a little more interesting. That's according to casino dot ORG. Meanwhile Ford's worth speeding superstar Joey chestnut is highly favored to win fourth year in a row. But this is just to go sh from jersey. I think my guess is not regulated in any way like promotional thing for Nathan's. Whereas the NFL this regulations, the NBA there's regulations, people better knocks up pets and. That's off shore about it. That's online this, these are Fino's in New Jersey. They had I, I dunno. Pot legalizing gay marriage off the two. Jay, can you agree with me the hotdog eating contest? It sounds good. And then you see the guys taking the hotdogs and tip into the water. Shoving them into their mouth, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. I don't like that. The NBA has suggested this before, but tell me if this wouldn't help the NBA has the three point shoot around and during the competition, they have the red white and blue ball. It's like five points or whatever it is. Yeah, every fifth dog should be a chilly cheese or Chicago style, and you have to eat it conventional fast as you want. Can't rip it apart. It's like ours. Yeah, we'll do we'll do a Chili's or surprise dog could be brought worse could be kielbasa. Let Louis Chicago. We'll do whatever but about every fifth one and you have to do it conventional as fast as you want to start at one end market. I don't know how come no one is shocked. That's a hot dogs are very dangerous showdown on America. Leading choking foods in the world. The hotdog. Yeah, I don't know. These are professional. Right. I guess breaking news that just came across the wire. This is a big deal according to BuzzFeed. One day at a time is returning for a fourth season on TV after being canceled on Netflix, and quote, fans are ecstatic fan fans. Sandra fan section. France kid and the ratings. That's why it got cancelled but it got picked up by pop TV. All right. Everybody. Can relax? You don't pop. I watched the original one day to time which is now coming on. What is it? Yeah. There's all this. What's it channel max patta? No, like F E visas or something like that Partridge family popping up one day and fusion mod is popping up at least thing. But is that is that it's not logo? No, it's EFI TV family. No. It. Yeah. I watch it. I watch Maude. Efi TV. It's popping up all this stuff I've seen. But more can you believe how she's just destroy your husband? I forgot how wral beat this poor guy. I watched it for Adrian Barboza Deanna course chits but Baltar was destroyed night in night out. He was the mole most pussy. Bind the plan wall. They're running into the next day, and then the other husband would come over another trip. The men were nobody men rose. But it didn't affect me like it does. Now back then. I, I love Maude I love to mud squad on the same time. No. Now after just miss. Out. I've been watching the hell at TJ Hooker, your channel allow barring Miller's on, there's mod that that's true. I've been night didn't see after designing women. Hayes or staying home from school. When I was a kid. I hated that show. I was I love. I don't know why. But there was something about one day to time. I off Nellie. She was MS Romano. You want to know bra g wore number odds was MS as and everything was grounded in this sort of low rent oppression, like Barbara, we can't afford that back. A lot of taking back take it back to the departments. I got a new coat. You get back up that way, I liked, but Schneider showing up like the sexual tension opening the door and AJ grew up that weighs mom like h back return. The scrub. Stealing shrug to get some money in my pocket. Yeah. Beautifying the mafia's neighborhood. So who was hotter. And I know it wasn't exactly the same time. But who was who do you think back on more fun, -ly Valerie, bertinelli or Susan Dey? All right. Let's take it slow. Let's think you love. Valerie bertinelli was great. And a lot of hair big time seventies care. Care, seventies hair and really tight jeans. And she was really, really cute. But in a weird way, Susan Dey was more beautiful in her. She took a little taller had better known. But then later on I think he found out he had a eating disorder and she was in love with Keefe. And valley when I had to be with Rockstars, and it was a lot of fun. Susan Dey I think also kind of a bore bertinelli was you wanna run around Valerie for law. She had some good years in spend fun. Yeah. We'll fee her son who who's the Dan van Halen. Yeah. She didn't want MacKenzie Phillips. You don't wanna do that. Eating disorder all sorts of good stuff. She was, I swear to God, I don't know if you can find this max paddock. But when she wrote that book, oh, book, like ten years ago, and she was on Oprah. Yeah. And she was like, well Oprah. The reason I thought I should write this book is because I know a lot of your audience, a lot of folks watching a lot of people today have had adult consensual sex with their father. I wanted to bring to light audience like. Samer action. When I go, come on dudes we all piss in the sink, right? I get a lot of like hung on that. You are I get to savor actions. Like we don't business. And I'm like, all right. Anyone under six six foot, doesn't it? Ten I get up there and just can't say it in front of the wives they don't want to watch. Sometimes you get that low kitchen bathroom sink the kitchen, sinks bigger bigger issue. Yeah. I've never done about. Well, that's what phone books four. Yes, she said that she would have consensual sex, Kappa, John, he'd think history forgotten that this guy, but this cat was banging. Everybody's daughter. John, including. Yeah. He was a madman. Can I say this? Papa John of Papa John's pizza. Use the N word describing Colonel Sanders voting something. Hey, this guy used the N word on. He was thrown out. He's gone Papa John filled head sectors, adult daughter, regin, regin, not judge. Why is harsh? That quite as a. Commute. I is, is that screwing your daughter could be Richmond thing to lead that could be vodka jokes that I think you've point I gotta tell you, man. I swear to God three or three months later, after the story came out. I was it had to be about ten years ago. Now, mex- patter whenever MacKenzie fields wrote the book, the radio show days, I was, I just, remember being California adventure and my daughter is on my lap and the song all the leaves. And I was like pull this from the rotation. Come on. Get this girl off me. What year did MacKenzie? Phillips writer buck two thousand eleven oh. No two thousand nine excuse me. Two doesn't paperbacks two thousand nine way off ten years. All right. So she wrote a book in, in that book, she talked about having consensual sex with their. Kind of point of the book. Yeah. And she was on Oprah talking about it. I know you've, you've mentioned interview in the past and scrub, the internet of the all looking. Oh, she definitely talked about it. It was everywhere. She had she's plug in the book, and that's rust, pardon the pun of the book. I mean this told well I mean I think at that point, you're probably brainwashed. I wasn't related to my dad, I would still be nauseated like that such a mass of. You know but being related to him. It was it was like when engine Carol said, I think, people think rape is sexy. I think they think it's a sexual thing. Oh, yeah. Say I say this Anderson Cooper, you gotta do a little vetting. He's that chick was got lamb don's wackadoo. You saying that, you know, when you go Anderson Cooper, interviewed the wackadoo, who was talking about being raped, Carol by, by Trump, and I'm dressing room. And he, he like literally there was like a part where he's literally like we should go to break because she was like, I don't think rape is ripe sexy thing. A weird thing about the sex about, right? Not the de-jure, and he goes, well, I think it's more about the violent it's kinda sexy, too. And he goes, we're gonna take a little ten minutes fascinating to talk to, you know what they're doing. So she was, but if anybody can talk about sex in the mid nineties in New York City, it's me because I know Trump, I ram them. He was banging my girlfriend in the mid nineties. So if anybody knows he wasn't chasing ugly old grey, heads spinsters into. Dressing rooms he was after my girlfriend and other beautiful models. Not, not women. Like and by the way, I've been to sixteen women at every every fitting room, it's the most posh store. You don't just run in there and it's so stupid. And when they describe these rapes, they never they never described the part where they bend over like it's he reached me penetrate, how do you do that? Have you do it? I don't in close standing up. I don't think she said he said he penetrated. Oh, really? Yeah. Under my coat and he penetrated with a digit or dingaling isn't rate with your penis can be molested. I think in her world. She was talking about a hand does grandmother pussy. So. Couldn't really did say that. So they scrub that Oprah thing from the internet or how there's certain small, but the part that you like that you that you remember in survey. I don't like the fun. Finding a lot of people recording through their phone like, because that's how they get through YouTube. Yeah. There's so run saying that they pull it down because it was a -fensive material, they jerked we'll Oprah has a stronghold on all of you. So to get any. Okay show, but she was like talking about having dolt sex with their dad. Let's that was essential. But she was a heroin addict, and everything else, your hobby, consenting when you're fucked up all your groomed to say that, he's a great guy. He's a pig but she was just a mess. Was he then pants when thinking if you are groomed as a child mentality banging her, when she was a teenager and famous? I, he, he passed, maybe not too long ago. He also had I believe if you want to talk about a guy with some dick rains. There were two women in the mamas and the Papas and one of them was the best looking person Michelle fell. She was gorgeous best looking person on the planet and the other was the least attractive on the planet cats. He got voted. Yes. Here's my thing. He could have sex with anybody. Because everyone falls in between. Fill up mama Cass. Elliot, both everything is right justices. Dick is blunt any hold do. He what year. Did he your Papa John? Phillips, but anyway. Yeah. 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Lose That Girl

Fame is a Bitch

21:43 min | 9 months ago

Lose That Girl

"From workhouse connect in AJ Benza vein He likes to be walked on a leash and play really dirty kinky sex keeps James is the guy put the cock and the peacock network okay bitch hey everybody Aj Benza here with famous bitch voices a little weird jumped on a bottle of CB deal this weekend southern working out like crazy and I'm paying like every part of my body Hurts Hertzen inflammation in my knees even though I'm not really running super hard and the treadmill but I'm I'm running by my knees are shot they're just bad and I jumped on the CB deal I've had it before but be careful got me a little fucked up few months ago but I'm GonNa try this a two hundred one two T H C But anyhow last night I took it at three o'clock in the morning so we'll couple of toothache and I'm like Oh this is bullshit took a bunch of advil and accept my juice and then I said let me put some see my mouth maybe knows what will happen I've I have never slept ten forty two in the morning I don't I think I was a baby last I did that so that's some serious shit I gotta be careful on figuring out what our take stuff but I took it six now it's nine thirty on a Sunday night starting to feel it through this okay anyhow watching Saturday night live but stuck because Kristen Stewart is just just unfunny doesn't care to the puts very little effort at the things that fucking face she's got one emotion if he asked me she's pretty I get it although I was trying to sell how pretty she was to my nephew jelly he was like nope not GonNa believe it I sat next to her on a plane I don't buy it she's playing bub-bubba I think what the right makeup she can be very pretty but yeah I know we got we got too much of a dose of the twilight shift that's the problem anyhow this fucking signing not live this is a pretty funny week Dan a few good skits Innis nece they really did specially the one where he any Bryant is plan as women who buys this expensive paint from over or I guess over in London and I think it's called England Brown and barrel something like that and she's pronouncing the word color as Colusa you don't people get all fucking funny like that and he's county as Colusa and obviously she's been talking to this paint company over in England because they they're they're helping a pig out a law saw brothers over there and his girlfriend whose Kristen Stewart and it was pretty look it's a flimsy premise but I don't know it worked with all the caloric oh it just works for me I know it seems like how can you make a good joke it eighty Ryan can sell joke and what's the guy's name WBZ Burke Bennett I I never remember this guy's name is so weird but on law enough that I should know his name by heart but I tend I don't know really the regulars outside Kate McKinnon I cannot remember the names that's it's not a good sign and some really funny any then I'm watching cold play is the musical guests and every time I see see them singing especially Chris Martin I can never forget how I saw him and heard of him many years ago like in ninety eight ninety ninety seven ninety eight have friend back then named wicked Pete used to live next to be in Hollywood junkie but he would sell coke when he had it it was one of those guys like a vampire only came out at night would stay up till nine am sleep all day and night it was one bad thing after after another but he had a terrific rap album he put together in his closet and made around this this this is ten twelve rap songs that were good and he went by the name wicked Pete I tried to help him get a deal I'm sure the minute somebody met him they wouldn't WanNa work with him but but nowadays with the way these fucking rappers look Pete would have people who made a fortune if he came out now anyhow he was also a coke deal like I said he he would sell anything if you want to go out and find it and sell it to you but because he was a coke dealers around him a lot he lived in my not my building but in my Normandy Towers area and I always like to get to know the characters I write about or I'm gonNA write about I always thought I'd write about the undecided the of the city and lived thin like New York and La that's why was going after hours clubs hanging out with gangsters crips and bloods and pimps and stuff I loved it at one night I said to Pete let me go out with you on your rounds when you sell you coke I wanna see I wanna see it go down on the document didn't write about this I ever write about it in a movie whatever so so I followed him on dealing rounds and we hop in a cab and he tells the driver give you a hundred bucks if you can let me use your phone as will go on these rights drivers his sure so so give me a cellphone so now does it can't be traced back to him or the person right and making all these arrangements for Blah Blah Blah and we ended up in a little hotel hotel in west Hollywood like above Santa Monica Boulevard a Boutique Hotel as it was and he's gotta move announce a coke to some ban Dan named starfish who staying there so we go in and the room is so fucking loud excruciatingly loud because two you guys were playing a video game with all sorts of explosions and heavy metal music I don't know what it was they were entirely too old for it but they were getting off on playing at a- At such a level in a hotel still it is kind of a lame thing that like band ninety eight were playing video games instead of throwing teams out the window like fucking led Zeppelin but whatever so they wanted some coke so we show up and I couldn't hear myself think and there's a guy who's got got the money to pay Pete but he's asleep with his head on electronic keyboard in the back of the room and it's making this one sound like that one unsound didn't stop because his head had passed out so they had to wake him up because he had the money and as he sits up behind Pete the money and he goes right back down to uh we didn't fall asleep but he went down for a second then he realized let me get let me get to work and start chopping coke and get a get a waking it that's just what he did is we will leave and he's starting to you know get that stuff out of the bag and do his thing with all his buddies and he thanked this split a few years later I'm watching TV and you know I hear I'm GonNa see abandoned coal play come up next and I see the guy from the room but his face on the that's him that's Chris Martin and then I do some research and find that coldplay used to be called starfish now I know he's cleaned up his agony even went so far as to marry Gwyneth paltrow while she was starting goop can you taste them that is the furthest you can get from once being a out of control cokie then marrying Gwyneth paltrow and having a child with her I I mean that's a whole different world but yet so obviously he's cleaned up his act like I said Mickey Manashe is is defending her husband Kenneth Petty She's even taken his last name as they're going to be married and but she was defending this shit too Wendy Williams the other day it was nasty nasty nasty apparently Wendy said some shit about Nicki Menaj on her show when he's gotta be fucking careful she she loves doing this to get in the papers and be talked about on the websites forgetting real down and dirty with people and even though it's the pot the pot it calling the kettle black she gets away with this shit because she acts like she's been ultra honest with her marriage and her life and it's bullshit she hasn't been she'd lied it for years and she's not completely honest now but she's still is dragging people for their decisions in marriage before marriage post whatever the fuck you know she's GonNa get lambasted Manashian out her heart well she would wendy keeps calling Perria killer in a sex offender because as a teenager he was convicted of attempted rape of a sixteen year old girl and he also pleaded guilty to first degree manslaughter in two thousand six and he served seven ten years in in in for that crime so you know from an is William she thinks Williams went below the belt specially her fucking life has been like lately but she wrote her and said I'm not about doing your job there are people report the news and there are people who do with evil intent in their heart and viciousness and I pray for you because I know you're hurting and I know you must be sick and humiliate now listen remember what I told you about when people yes I pray for you they're not it's bullshit don't ever believe it they going to bed hating you and wishing bad things happen you okay so Nicki Menaj goes was on it I didn't know that no society you got to be plagued by pass I didn't know that people can't turn over a new leaf I didn't know that you viciousness and evilness was this deep rooted rooted and then she went on to blast Wendy's you know fucking with this divorce over with Kevin Hunter and how he had this mistress Serena Hudson and how he just waved it around interface and massage was like when a woman isn't really being loved at home the viciousness is a different type so I really wanted to pray for you today because look at where you want now in your life again not ever going to pray for one of these don't believe it but look at what age you are you sat up there being vicious all the time and paid for that man's mistress all these you paid for shopping sprees you paid for hotels you probably pay for Dino Bills Bitch you pay to have that baby delivered Ho how you doing stupid mean she killed her how you doing all she killed her and and you know make Managua's basically in you know your your personal problems may simply be chickens coming home to roost and that's true she said I know what you mean I we union before celebrities we human before personas and I know you must have gone through a lot but you are demonic and that's why this stuff unfold if I were you I'd go and pray and ask for forgiveness praying bullshit who didn't Cecil Bullshit you can report the news people do it all the time without the level of viciousness and trying to play dumb and doing all this nonsense listen I say this is as vicious as it gets but really this whole thing is what prince was telling me but he went at a much more eloquent way when he just told me to look up the phrase Karmic debt but all this has got to be hurting Wendy Williams despite the life she's desperate for us to think she's living her new body she talks about which I frankly don't see how she has all these new suitors you know one of which a guy she called the doctor wasn't a doctor but an ex cop nor was even dating her and really who's who's Wendy kidding after all the shit she put up with with her shit head of man you you'd think she just lower the volume when she wants to blast and other chick about her that but when you get right down to it both of these women you know are where they are because they're okay was being around shit excuses for men Nicki Minaj Mary convicted pedophile and I don't care what you do it's tough to turn over a new leaf when you're a pedophile sorry sorry she's got her in some kind of spell perhaps I don't know and Wendy Williams basically earning money so that our man could fuck around and have a kid with a side the peace in the House Wendy Williams bought for them suggesting women like this talk about being feminine it Makes Me Laugh You the furthest fucking thing for me in a feminist furthest and these two fighting Nicki Menaj believes fighting is like you know one of vulture fights a rat and what do you WanNa root for I can't come up with a way well who I care whence memo all this is going on what was the deal on on Halloween with some celebrities doing all they could to be photographed in multiple outfits on multiple days. What are the happened is Halloween one fucking night one party one outfit is like no one can do that anymore some believable did you see all these celebrities at different times during Halloween I'm looking at photos of so many and some of them were four or five different looks I don't know if it's because they were paid to be in multiple suits or God forbid they could be seen in the same outfit at three different parties when's the last time you had two or three different outfits on Halloween did you see Kim Kardashian having the family posed for four different photographs she was Wilma Flintstone in one and the whole family was with her and we're supposed to believe Congo was the guy in the dinosaur suit I I don't buy that and the baby Chicago so scared the dinosaur suit he had to be photo shot then because he couldn't stand couldn't sit there they follow optum in memo you photoshop your Christmas cards back in one thousand nine hundred seven it's hysterical then three and a half million people millions of Christmas Fan Fan or Kim's fans I'm sorry sore her instagram pick of the family posed as insects there was another photo shoot they all wore these fantastic insects suits and again who who wants to believe that that was connie inside that giant fly suit I don't think I don't think it was he he probably has less control then then the youngest of those children you know I bet he throws worse tantrums Cognac seriously he's not gonna sit in a costume because his whole body no and then there's this this pick of a guy supposed to be con- yeah again in a giant gorilla suit with a bunny mask on with Saint Psalm in Chicago around him but you know I don't know who I know Chicago's the baby eat away Kim Kardashian said Cognac couldn't fit in the car go trick or treating and the kids were laughing can you imagine opening the door to your house hearing the doorbell ringing you get to the door and it's Kim in conyers kids begging you for food would you what what you know I know this is a good story about a fame Hor exploiting her family family for more fame and publicity and it makes her a far better mother than Laurie Lockwood you know why I mean listen Laurie Lachlan by not taking the a guilty plea agreement from the federal prosecutor she's now exposed to daughters to legal jeopardy so as bad as you think came as for those pictures lorries a lot worse basically Laurie Lachlan in Moscow daughters Olivia jade and Isabelle rose names were all a hate if we don't hate them already I mean talk about about whenever there's something in the news that makes people think about a name the name usually goes up in terms of how many people are naming their infant's nobody's naming their kids Olivia or Isabella Isabella after this because these two look so oh my God so stuck up an entire unspoiled but so basically these as

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Vogue

Fame is a Bitch

30:44 min | Last month

Vogue

"From workhouse, connect in AJ Benza. Vein he likes to be walk on a leash and play really dirty kinky sex tapes is. The Guy put the cop in the peacock network. Okay, Bitch! Hey, everybody AJ Benza here with famous bitch. This as you podcast for. June twelfth twenty twenty Friday. This task him I have continues to be very Particular. Shutting off on me. Twenty minutes into his show. I don't like dealing with. This is like I got my eyes. On the rear view mirror. There's a cop following me. I remember those days. You know what's Great. Once you stop being an asshole drinking driving by in drugs doing all that shit that a lot of us have done once you stop that and you get in your car. Isn't it feel great that you never have to worry about WHO's behind you? You Know How many years you wasted Oh. Fuck I am not insured. fucked, my license expired. I think it's even suspended. All I've got a grandma coke my pocket. Once, that's all gone. You get behind the wheel and you drive like Mary Andretti. You don't give a shit. He'll take ticket. 'cause you know that's as far as it's going to go. Any outlook If you haven't already, it's been there's been a huge response to the politics is a bitch show. Here's the part of the show where I ask you to subscribe. It's going to be great. The first show is out. Go to PATRIAE DOT COM politics is bitch. Actually Patriotic Dot com slash politics, bitch I'll tell you that once because somebody on the theme podcast says page told me that I begged people to subscribe I beg you Fuck Outta here? It's like he never saw a commercial like you can't be home and see. McDonald's is McDonald's. To buy this shit. Anyhow. Just when Hollywood was getting really barring along Tom's a couple of self-serving examples of why as long as they're actors around, we will always be able to have a good laugh. I let me take you to India where everybody wants to be woke. They WANNA. Be Walkout there too, and they want to be woke so badly that they forget. How full of Shit they are I mean. Could you imagine being that way in life that? You want people to perceive you as a certain righteous individual, but. You even forget yourself that sell yourself shed. So. There's these Bollywood actors. Who are posting against racism in the wake of the murder of Saint George Floyd? And they've been called out on social media. For some of these promotions they do for Indian skin. Lightening Creams like one brand is called fair and lovely. In other words, these people that are smearing this lightning whitening lightning whitening cream on their face to not be as dark because there's a caste system in India the dark. You are the less successful you are in Bollywood matter of fact. If you're that dog, don't even try to apply. So these people slatter their faces and subtle. A lot of black bottles and black actresses have done this fuck. Sammy Sosa, did it? Seventy, so says now white Jewish man living in Boca Raton. But. To using this to lecture US ON RACISM But, but they're still whipping the creams out to make sure they darker skin gets wider. So there's an actress out there. And then there's a lot of good actors in India, in Bollywood by like a lot of some Bollywood, films are fun I like the music. I dig their their excitement and the energy. But. There's an actress named Shop Patani. And she tweeted a graphic last week. That said all colors are beautiful. And then twitter rip through new asshole because they called around for she promotes something. Called ponds, fairness, bb cream, and it's advertises a face product to Whiten skin and people said you literally work for fairness cream commercials that say Siada brought upon. which basically means the words translate into more whiteness? So these fucking INDIANAP- is just more privileged, Indians and making money. Selling fairness cream on one hand and protesting racism on the other hand. Oh my God. Hypocrisy died a million deaths. I mean really Priyanka. Chopra is another one. She's the one that got really famous. Here is married to Nick Jonas. She's got commercials for Garnier Skin. Bleaching cream. She got ripped the no asshole as well and instagram at the she posted something and support. Saint, George Floyd. I'm sorry. Priyanka! WHO's known to be a big bitch by the way? She never spoke against mob, lynching or Kashmir lockdowns hundreds of transphobic homophobic, actors. that. She's worked with and film she's worked on. With or in? That dealt with misogyny and shit. She's a bad girl. I, don't give a shit about your selective outrage. Priyanka Chopra's possibly the most full of shit person in Hollywood. If, you can believe that. Her beauty initially threw us off because when she first showed up on the scene. Everybody was all my. The is she's gorgeous. But now that we know about her, she's losing it. It's amazing as beautiful somebody could be on the inside. Once you see or find out what's on the inside. It comes out, and the outer beauty starts to get tarnished. It's like it doesn't. It doesn't hit us the same way. So make no mistake. There's nobody like her. In last year she was slammed for publicly supporting the Indian government. And the armed. Forces during this repeal. Of the autonomous status of Kashmir. A disputed state that's claimed by both India and Pakistan Pakistan, as Obama would say. She also invited the nationalist Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi to her wedding with Jonas. So she's she's what the fuck. She's not which ways which fairness creams also damaged a skin very badly. These premiums and this color ISM that call it or not a new phenomenon in Bollywood even the industry's most famous actor, the Guy Shahrukh Khan the king of Bollywood. Scott Ninety two million social media followers. He's done commercials promoting creams with the slogans Farren. Handsome flawless spotless Pearl Perfect fairness. Unbelievable when when I was when I met my buddy Rocco, my best friend WHO's. Brought up in South Africa. He's Italian and born in South Africa. He was born. You know obviously living under apartheid date and he was a good soccer player, and there was a man a newspaper article of him, and he showed me. I couldn't stop laughing. The article was a picture of him kicking a ball. He looked really good long hair handsome by the fucker in the set rock on Cola. Is Beautiful. He's I think it was beautiful, strong and white. That's what this should is like in some parts of the world. Unbelievable. And then on this side of the world it gets even better. There is a bullshit video making the rounds for a new initiative called I take responsibility. Were a bunch of movie. Stars stare directly into cameras as they pledged to take responsibility for how they've perpetuated racism or how they've allowed it to go on in their presence. Don't get too excited, nobody looks in the camera and really tells you what they did. That would be great if I heard you know. Reese Witherspoon say I've used the N. Word fifteen times last month. That would that would get me. Growing I would I. Would I would give money to that? But, of course they don't. They're very vague. But you know these fucking? PEOPLE WANNA work so badly. They want to be in front of the camera so badly. You gotTa Watch them emotes. Please go to the video. 'cause they're all hoping with with with the dirt of movies that were produced and TV shows that didn't run. I mean. Everybody was home doing nothing they are. They're gasping for breath. You know we. We need oxygen and they needed director. It's the same thing with we both need something to live. So I think these people who did this video. I think they're hoping. Maybe the academy can use this as as best acting Oscars maybe. Since there's been no movies there in. Maybe you can take a snippet his video and make it an academy award nomination. Sarah Paulson Julianne Moore, Stanley Tucci Justin theroux Kristen Bell bryce Howard Debra Messing. Oh God so many Piper Parabola what a fucking she'd been! When she first hit, she was so adorable. Happened to her. But yeah. It look at. They've what they've done has outdone. The bullshit video that Gal Gadot with that imagine bullshit member. And that was a long time ago, but Not that long ago. But the people who created this website say in order for us as a nation to get to a better place. Would have to adjust how we see each other. Engage in open and honest conversations. That might be painful at times. The fight for civil rights and human rights have always required a diverse culture of partners and allies. It's powerful when white people can speak openly about the individual and structural racism and privilege that deny others their full rights. We need everyone to join us on the frontline in the fight for Justice and Equality Christ fucking people sound like they're an astronaut on the moon making this statement. Oh, my God is so important. Now. Despite the sponsorship of the end of lace CPI. All the founders listed are in the business by the way. and. They're not activists so I don't expect anything to revolutionary when you watch this thing, but you go to the website and you're gonNA. See twin dropdown menus. You've first select which offense you're guilty up. You got thirteen options ranging from making racist jokes to explaining away police brutality. And, then you choose from four options under the. And to make it better today I will blank menu. Then when you try to ride in burner to the ground I'm only kidding. This is all a joke. It's ridiculous, but I wish there were. A blooper reel for this thing because it's watch the director you if I can watch director I bet, he's yelling cut cut. Me, you side for a second Justin I'm not not feeling real true responsibility. Is it that you never did anything had to oppression of color. Surely surely you have we we, we all have. I mean guys. You've got to see them. Look in the camera and talk this way. Who Knew White guilt could be this entertaining. They all feel guilty for being rich and useless, so they did this video thinking this is going to spare them. thinking. We'll say hey, guys. You know what they're not too bad. They're doing this video thinking guys we care. Please don't come for us. Don't come up our neighborhood driveways and and and ransack our homes in. Burn it down. That's what they're saying. This is this is the equivalent of when you're in your car seeing rap song. And you're in a black neighborhood or black. Carbon Black people pulls up next to you. Hit the lock button. That's what this is. It's just more elaborate and overproduced. And tell you about. If there were better actors. That they used. Maybe some of them could have memorized. I take full responsibility, but when you see, there is reading it. Oh. Listen. When you do things like this. They give you the sides days in advance. They give you plenty of time to memorize what. You need to say if you can't remember, is it obviously it's backed up with a teleprompter. It's a big big production. You gotTa tell teleprompters costs four hundred dollars for the day. No big deal. But the fact that there's of them opted for no teleprompter and are reading this you can see there is off camera. How could you believe anything else they say. Every one of them. If they didn't memorize it or reading a teleprompter badly. And hate to tell you guys this on the left, but Donald trump just got reelected because of this because you guys suck at reading prompters. He's a thousand times better, so thank you. The left the left. Always does something at the end in the fourth quarter. The mixture go. Oh, yeah, I forgot this such assholes. Speaking of controversy CT Kelly, Clarkson has decided to pull the plug on her marriage to Brandon Blackstock He that last name block stock visit have to be changed. Grace Dot that's great. Stock sounds better so brandon gray stock and Kelly Clarkson no more marriage thirty eight year old talk show host. Kelly filed for divorce. Seven years of marriage? They said I do in twenty thirteen. They got two kids together. A five year old name river rose and a four-year-old name Remington Alexander. I looked at those days and I thought I see what they're doing. They're doing a guns and roses. Thing get it rose and Remington. At least I think so. Interesting timing considering the two of them recently put their family home on the market. I. Think for ten million so now. I don't Care What anybody tells you about why this split happened. I really don't care I never get because I always know better. Kelly. Clarkson is on a roll talk. Show is very very popular. Despite me, thinking, it's crap. But. That's what people like in the afternoon I understand. She's a very nice person. My my ex boss is wife. Produces the show so more power to her doing grill. They're doing great. Clocks also has the voice on the gig on the voice, which is doing phenomenal. and. He as her manager must be enjoying those big commissions coming in, you know it's one hand washes the other. Kelly Clarkson has proven himself to be a star in America and millions of people enjoyed her down home, sweet on his personality. She's a good old girl from down Texas. Who ended up going at Tennessee? Frankly I think she was the first and last person to win on American. Idol based on purely talent, and not some bullshit. Sad back story. Kelly Clarkson can flat out sing. She proved it. But I'll tell you something. I could see this happening this divorce. I really wasn't paying attention to her marriage, but I could certainly see if I was a man with her why this might have happened? First of all. It doesn't help when Kelly Clarkson never shut something about how much sex she has with her husband. Stop doing that. Nobody believes it. We believe the opposite. I try to like her as I think she's a good saul on. She has an amazing voice. You know. It's just. I? I don't. This is the kind of person that like. The way she looks right. Forgive me for saying this. Like okay, but if you just broke up with the girl. She, probably listening to Kelly Clarkson and feeling good about itself, and that's all good. I get that. 'cause that means the girls GonNa. Get over you pretty quickly, but. The sex talk that Kelly keeps doing. It's so juvenile, stupid plus Oliver. Songs are about all the men who did her wrong. If you're a husband, you sitting there. Thinking one is the Song Benedetti be written and Sung about me it just it just the way you feel. Now this next part may sound shallow, but you all know me for almost three years now. I. Don't mean to be this guy, but I've got to be honest Kelly. Clarkson his himself go, and she's not even forty. She doesn't care how she looks anymore. It's one thing to gain all that weight as she has or maybe not even lose the baby weight whatever it is. I know she told millions. This is how she feels most comfortable and all and he's a good husband, and this and that and a good man will accept me as I am and I. Get that. But there's more to it. She chopped off her hair her as she looked. She's wearing. Are here now like you're? You're a doughty aunt. In nineteen, eighty three. Who brought over crumb cake. To Watch Miss America. She doesn't look right to terrible idea for for a look. The size where there is what I'm saying. I've been at this too long. You can't start chirping about how great your sex life is not expect me to see right through you factor. No matter is nobody who has four children around them. To of theirs, and then to that belong to the husband who are older. And Somebody who works as much as Kelly does, you can't tell me they're still fucking. They're not. I've lived too long. But the way she was going on and on about blackstone, and how he he hit her all hit the right spot I mean she got really gross? It's either. He had no idea how to screw her or she's terrible in bed and she feels she has to let us know hey y'all. He made Spaghetti cushy down there I mean stop it. Keep it to yourself. And, she recently said this nonsense about hall. We have sex every night again. I don't WanNa hear it. It's a lie honestly. I wouldn't have known. This is the same person that I see today. It's like it's like they took the hot rocker chick who won American. IDOL DR in a VAT of who gives a shit sauce, and it removes the color of her hair, her hotness and her personality. She went from hot for teacher to Hughes your substitute teacher today. In a minute. Massara Ladies Look if it were I if it were a Himalayan, himself go. Him New one, but he looks exactly the same. You cannot be in your thirties and gained seventy pounds and expect your man to be fine with it I'm sorry your call shall like. I said it'd be different if they were in their fifties and metabolisms change and the stress of kids in life all that. They're in the prime of their lives cheese in the prime of her life sexual peak. The other day were watching family feud and the house. Here in the question was At what age do women's body start to go downhill? And some guy said fifty, so I thought that was a decent answer you know. And the other person said fifty five, but the the they both got like a zero and five points. I'm like what the fuck is the answer. The answer was thirty. And my daughter was like. Is that what happens and my wife said no, that's not true rocks you. You could tell me nothing in my thirties right and that's true. Well Kelly Clarkson is right, and she sees thirties, and there's no need for her to look this heavy in frumpy. What do you expect the man to do? You can't tell me he didn't start screwing around and and she called him in broker heart, and that's why the papers were filed. I could see that I. mean listen I wouldn't even be surprised if you went back to screw in his ex wife, seriously in fact, right when Kelly and he got married, there were rumors that he was banging his ex wife, militia Ashcroft, and he denied the rumor, and his ex said this is ridiculous that silliness I got to chosen by Brandon right here who I love I adore. Kelly and Brandon is a couple I hate when they say that, so if I say anything, it's going to be positive. Well, maybe it was true then. Don't buy it now. And by the way, blackstone father is the TV producer novell blackstock, who divorced country singer Reba mcentire in two thousand, fifteen because of his wandering eye. So, maybe like father like son. By the way, both father and son have creepy is but forget all that. This is all I need to know that he cheated. Look at how Kelly just look at her. Look at how the guy has maintained. His perfectly manicured metro-sexuals cowboy looked hasn't changed at all almost ten years. This shouldn't be the case when a couple in their thirties and they have the world by the balls. But! Sometimes you know a man who's successful. Like getting all sorts of invitations and temptations, and he goes and accepts one, and he don't get caught and feels good. So, he goes home and he acts all lucky and happy to be there and everybody's fine, and no one's the wiser. But once you cheat and get away with it. The river of bullshit starts flowing, and it doesn't stop until a Su Nami destroys the whole family. So maybe that was going to happen and Kelly said I'm Outta here and if that's the case, more power tour. But Trust me. She will begin to lose weight now if she wasn't thinking about it before this. Speech Bullshit. Let's at least leave you with this. This got me crazy I've never read a word about Harry Potter I don't care about the books I could give a shit. Having ever picked up a book. Watch the movies nothing. But, I think jake. He rallies kind of sexy. Like if I was in London and she was at a hotel bar I. Think I'd like to have fun with. Take a walk with the shit like that. The accent gets me every time. But. I love to know how someone even begins to write a book like that. How do you even be? That fascinates me. Little Kids and special powers I don't. And then it makes hundreds of millions of. while. The fact that she still single fascinates me. I heard that Johnny. Depp banks are now and then you hear that. I believe that totally. Any I give it to her for what she said about the whole transgender nonsense. Last week while the world was dominated by black lives, matter and Kerlin virus. She got herself in a cauldron of trouble on twitter. When I read this the other day I I, said right on JK good for you. Normally it's men who put their foot in their mouths. It's quite rare. When woman are famous woman does it and Smart Woman at that? But this isn't the first time JK has gotten. People riled up with a tweet about the Trans Community and that's why I find a sexy. Even though she sold a billion dollars the bucks she still has to let people know when they're full of Shit. I like that. So. Apparently, she was commenting on a post, featuring an op Ed article from De. Immediate Platform for the Global Development Community. And the story was about menstruation, and it rubbed jk the wrong way, and she absolutely had to sound off. So the PC woke astles who run devops posted something like they were happy to be creating a more equal post covid nineteen world for people who menstruate. And J. K. rally took offence to that because they use the word people. Since clearly the only people who've been straight are women. So, she tweeted. People who menstruate I'm sure they used to be a word for those people someone help me out. Was it one been when pund wool mud? Very funny! Very spot on. Take that. Stick at your and get the joke. Well. People immediately called her out clapping back with the reminder that transgender non binary people and gender non conforming people can menstruate two. Didn't Stop J. K. from doubling down on her comments and she said if sex isn't real. The lived reality of women globally is erased. I know and love. Trans people but racing the concept of sex removes the ability of many to meaningfully discuss their lives. It isn't hate to speak the truth. She's smart and she continued the idea that women like me who've been empathetic to trans people for decades feeling kinship, because they're vulnerable in the same way as women I e to male violence, hate trans people because they think sex is real and has lived. Consequences is nonsense. That got me kind of confused. I gotta be honest, but still she's given the Karen Shit for it and I'm okay with that. And then JK K. went on to deny that she's a turf. Have you heard of this Karma turf a trans exclusionary radical feminists. Feel free to throw that tournament. Your everyday conversations, but. It's a big day when an author as big as JK trips up, and and and and that means the big dogs are GonNa. Come out and glomming onto that publicity so. Glad jumped honor, and those of you don't know Glenn. Is They? Stand for Gay, and Lesbian Alliance against defamation. You can imagine they and I- tussled back in the nineties a lot. They tweeted J. K.. Rowling can use to align himself with an ideology which willfully distorts facts about gender identity and people who are Trans in twenty twenty. There is no excuse for targeting transpeople. If you want directly rightful anger over jk around the latest, Anti Trans comments into something more positive support organizations that help Black Trans People like n PJ institute. Black Trans, USA transjet and they gave a bunch of these fucking companies and God knows what they do. I'm glad they called it rightful anger because who wouldn't be angry with all this bullshit. Now that should be it right. It should be over, but no. Here's where all the White Knights. Ladyboys feel the need to pylon. After it's sates. God forbid they'd be the first man in. It's too dangerous, so long calms Daniel. Radcliffe Harry James, Potter himself, he felt compelled to respond, and he posted a statement to the Trevor Project Site. A nonprofit focused on the suicide prevention lgbtq youth. They ain't doing too well if it's over fifty fucking percent. Daniels work with for decades I. Don't think he's working hard enough. Knock that number down to twenty. Then we'll talk about it. He, said. transgender women are women. Now, they're not. I guess they are if you consider brow lifts and shaving down Adam's apples and rhino plastics and mastectomies, Augmentation Mammal plastics removal of internal sets organs like a uterus ovaries. And then the reconstruction of External Genitalia and then making one's voice more typically feminine. Then, sure, yes, they're women. You're right. Just like your mom and your sister. But then Daniel went all in. He said if these books taught you that love is the strongest force in the universe capable of overcoming anything if they talk to you that strength is found in diversity in dogmatic audience of Pune, lead to the oppression of vulnerable groups. If you believe that a particular counter is Chan's non binary gender fluid. Gay of sexual. If you've got anything in these stories that resonated with you and helped you at any time of your life. Between you and the book that you read. It is sacred. Iman opinion nobody can touch that. It means to you what it means to you and I hope that these pumps will not take that too much. I don't know I think he's coming on a little too heavy protecting the Trans People. What do you think? Something sounds too personal there. Maybe we'll learn about this down the road. But in the end, what a stupid fucking controversy! A male who transitions to a female has a gender that is female, but a sexist male. Transitioning does not give someone two x chromosomes. Only biological women have two x chromosomes. Humans are sexually diamorphine. This doesn't mean somebody can transition their gender, nor does it mean they shouldn't be treated with anybody, respect and support I get that. But it does mean your sex is determined at conception. And that is immutable. Sorry trannies. Throughout history people to discredit science when it contradicts what they want to be true, religious have tried it. Politicians keep doing it. Social Justice movements tried it. Science doesn't answer to people's agendas. It doesn't serve at the pleasure of people's feelings. That's not its job. It's fucking science and it's the boss. And I Jay Benz and that was you show for June twelve, twenty twenty. And I thought he's Monday. Thank you for listening fame. Bitch is an AJ Benza workhouse connect production, featuring the endless wisdom, insightful commentary, and sometimes fucked up perspective Aj Benza excecutive producer Mike Aca vino technical producer Brian Vasquez.

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"From workhouse connect in Aj Benza vein he likes to be walked on a leash and play really dirty kinky sex keeps CBS is the guy put the cock in the peacock network. Okay Bitch. Hey everybody. Aj Benza here for famous bitch. This is your daily podcast cast for October Second Twenty nineteen. It is Tuesday night. Sneaking peeks Baseball playoff game really don't care about the National Aleve just can't waste my yankees to start walloping the twins on Friday and marching toward the final bell this postseason. It's Tom I can't wait listen. I'm reading The Washington Post and they wrote a piece. I hate this paper. I've always had the very snotty. They think they're you're better than you and me. They wrote this piece about Debbie hair and they really put her down and diminish who she is and what she's done for music and the puck will don't mess with the punk movement when you're talking to me just don't mess with new wave and pump and if he ever talked down about Debbie Harry. You obviously don't know what you're talking. 'CAUSE The Washington Post or WASCO. They reviewed her She's got a really explosive memoir memoir that came out and here's what they wrote in part. They said in her memoir Debbie Harry proves. She's more than just a pretty blonde on in tight hands first of all assholes. She's proven that with every song she ever sang and written what the fuck kind of sentences that if you don't like the material don't review the book I don't. I don't like people who do that what they assign you this Gig. If you're not a fan just as I I hate that to make matters worse the review opens with this this gem even if Debbie Harry of the band Blondie isn't to your taste her voice to thin her sexiness to blatant her music to smooth. You can't dismiss certain truths about you're really her. sexiness is too blatant who doesn't like that while she's only turned down the sex next back in the eighties. It'd be a whole different era. This is who she is. That's who she was as halls. I'll guarantee this writer is very young and probably not at all sexual or has no idea what sort of things happen while Debbie. Harry's music was playing in the background one of our use. I know most of you guys grew up with this music. I know we're all the same I mean. Let me be clear Debbie. Every Harry is one of the most extraordinary figures in rock history. I said rock pioneering songwriter new wave heroine in an industry that is dominated by men and back then when she hit it was even more that way you know fix you. There can be hardly be a music fan in the world who thinks she's just a pretty blonde and tight pants. I can show you a lot of girls like that right now on MTV or whatever channel channel plays videos. I started to watch videos again on Saturday morning on some MTV Chavalit they you know there's some good artistic stuff going on but the songs are lacking. I like billy. I shall like some of the stuff she's got on most girls. I could give a shit about to caller. Let's review her songs. Call me a heart of glass rapture rush rush. The tide is high one way or another. I think my favorite song is dreaming. Dreaming is free. I love that so how many parts of your life just flash by as I name those songs Debbie Harry's Goddamn Stud. Let me get this half. Today's show brought to you by Kiwi. Co Guys don't know about this. Company is a great company. All you people with kids. Listen up because I know I'm right. I know most of us do not spend enough time without kids and this is what this company is all about my classes on right hold on a second. I gotta read this Great Great Company. I had a half hour conversation with these people. They sent to different boxes to my house. Rocco and Lola and even Roxie got involved then could time together as a family so Kiko. We've almost we've all tried subscription box companies. I love companies that come in a box. I love it from food botches just a wellness boxers. 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Give it a shot every day counts when it comes to making a difference so don't miss out on this amazing opportunity again go to KIKO DOT COM flash fame. Get your first month free. That's key recode dot com slash fame any like I said how many parts of your life flash violent rid the songs that Debbie Harry Sang and road. I mean I can think of so many days in my life teen in nightclubs meeting girls and Debbie Harry was on in the background matter of fact when I watched the Deuce I every week I actually look forward to the beginning when they show you what happened last week and then those highlights launch into Debbie Harry singing dreaming but that opening drum drum kit. I love it too good to go to Machu inner s Jira and I love it. It gets you right back in the eighties and this let me take Celebi Harry. I've sat with her number tons. She's got stories for days and I think all these stories made it into a book. Phenomenal people are talking about this book up and down this. We'll be a movie one day without a doubt. She tells her stories Real Dryly Debbie. How does not have much of a personality when she's regaling you. Okay I think back in the day when she had some help. She might have been a little more fun either way. She wrote the stories down there phenomenal. I I didn't run around there but I was at parties with her many times it on the nineties. They kinda propped her up again. I think she was making. I don't WanNa see a comeback but I think she wanted to be seen again. She wanted to be relegated so she kind of started going out and when you do that when you're in New York person when you're in New York downtown mainly denizen to use a cool word usually the people invite you into the drag queens gay crowd but Debbie always also got into the cool crap we love if if I may say we love having her around at dinners and parties she was like they're just some people who've got like Sylvia miles the old crazy actress who's now dead. She was everywhere everywhere. She was on my birthday. I didn't invite her book parties there. Sylvia Miles and you just accept it. She's going to be there. That's Debbie. Bahari became not an annoyance just a wonderful person to see in the same restaurant in the same booth and she loved to tell stories so you know she always hung around. The lower east side crowd of bunch. You know a bunch of people who very much more renegade issue than the West village. West village more artsy low. Oh reside can be a little more definitely more rough on a tattoo parlors. That's where a lot of AIDS was Tompkins Square Park there needles all over the floor there were riots because the homeless tough area of New York Alphabet City ABCD street. You don't want to be there at night now. Everything costs three thousand dollars a month for for for rent. It's ridiculous but back then Debbie Harry lived and started a career. It was really low rent. I mean people are dropping like flies but this is where she was ause when she hit and it's where she stayed when she became a huge hit. I like people like that. The farthest she has strayed was fifth avenue and I street if I remember correctly but she's it's tables telling stories and I'll look some nights like I said she looked propped up some might it was obvious she wasn't straight. I could be wrong you know. I didn't ask her but there were times you know. He didn't look say whatever who cares I. She's a rock and roll up. She can do what she wants but I love storytellers especially Ashley. Those who hold nothing nothing embarrasses Debbie Harry. I never knew David Bowie was known for having a big. I had no idea until she mentioned it. It's not something that was asked but she mentioned it and a great story she tells us in the book in like nineteen seventy seven hundred band was touring with David Bowie and iggy pop. How's that for a show that it costs three bucks to see if I started going to concerts in one thousand nine hundred ninety nine and I saw a guy saw I saw the ramones for five Bucks Youtube for five Bucks Squeeze Billy Idol. It was a different that pretenders Joan Jett anyhow she's a toward with Gigi and David and one night to looking for Coke Not Debbie with the two guys were there dealer had just died that night so need cocaine so they grabbed grab Debbie. What do you got takes grant out of her pocket and gives it to the guys and they split up the Graham in half one big giant line of peace and both of them do it in one they do it in one single store each monster's rockstars so to show his appreciation and for what she did David Bowie does most guys got no money on him. He took it out. Just show you manhood off. It's a nice way of paying. If you don't have any money money on unbelievable any pop sees that and he starts arguing with David Bowie and he's got a bigger Dick. I never know about you. Say it varies as you know. I it depends way the winds blowing so that by Debbie Harry is the official Checker and in the book she book is called face it by the way in the book she says David Size was notorious and he loved to pull it out for men and women and it was so sexy. Her only complaint was that she wondered why Iggy pop didn't let her have a closer look at at David junk the understand and without her saying that iggy pop couldn't wait to go down on David Bowie and even worse or better whatever way the wind blows you. David Bowie was fine fine with it. Obviously that's why these stories about you know David Bowie and Mick Jagger being in bed being found in bed who I believe all those implicitly wait every crazy sick rock and roll store you hear that avows drugs and rock and roll in sex is true always assumed true true through the craziest rumors are true when you get to see Vince Neal Bang Pam Edison while he's wearing a vampire outfit. What else do you think is not true. Come on what did you see that you'll never think anything else ally anything's possible and believe it or not. Debbie Harry also dated pen Gillett of Penn and teller fame the most one of the most accomplished music magicians in the world in other. They've been they've been practicing for over forty years. Though still they're phenomenal. I've seen this show just what a great Jesus Christ and only one guy talks as you know and that's Penn Gillette. I didn't know that Debbie was dating him. I never knew that and she gave him the idea of having his Jacuzzi taking his Jacuzzi Jacuzzi. Water jets customized custom position for her to stimulate her clitoris. That's a true story in the book. You're right Washington Post. I guess she is blatantly sexual. That's a problem problem I wish he was. What do they want. They want reality tuna. Turn it down. They didn't want beyond saying J. L. to tone it down who who wrote this fucking article yes. She's blatantly sexual thank God. I wish I had a girlfriend to fix. The pallor jets to make a come quicker. That's called being consider it penn being a good boyfriend went and did it. He actually changed the way the hot tub was put together an patented what he called the Orgasm metron every girlfriend after blondie and even pendulum wife should send flowers to blondie for her that idea loans to put you at some sort of hall of fame you know way before hot tub time machine anyhow there there was a time when she and her longtime boyfriend. Chris Stein who played guitar for Blondie always together they used to live in rent control place on like I said actually was first avenue on. I Read Not v I and I WanNa neighborhood and this guy broke into their place. When Jimi Hendrix he had a knife he forces his way into their apartment and tied them both up and he grabbed on Chris Stein's guitars and cameras and before he turned before he turned to leave they offered him. LSD They kept in the freezer if you'd be turned the cameras and the and the guitars SNL I'd rather have this shit he turned down the LSD but then he stopped a should've stopped stopped because he was out the door but once he stopped and thought about the LSD stopped and sat want that but I want you and he forced Debbie Herod has sex with them and then he made Chris Stein Watch that saved me having a Fran Drescher when they had a burglary the guy fucked Fran and made her husband watch Jesus Eases Christ and to their credit. They stayed together. Maybe maybe a half day at that point. What a fucking horrible to happen to people and when he was done he he told one thing now. Go clean yourself up. What a fucking maniac but that's not the best story first of all she said in the book. She's glad it happened before aides or she might have really freaked out because in the end she said the stolen guitars heard her more than the rape had no equipment and any back in like ninety three this is this. This show's kind of a loving chick. She has not everybody would do this but she did. Did eighty-three Stein comes down with a really bad autoimmune disease. I can't even pronounce a pen figures vulgarities. It developed blisters all over your body. It's terrible and he spent three months in hospital in all sorts of pain and the facility had a bunch of painkillers but he was so hot. His resolution was so high. He needed a lot more than they were doling out shit when I go to surgeries I'm like I need a lot more on pitting buzzer like crazy in the morphine runs out and our so Debbie Harry starts going home and bring her own ship at hospital but she wasn't bringing painkillers. She was bringing straight up heroin hospital and she would inject him with junk. He was on heroin the whole time he was in the hospital. She says it kept him pretty much pain free and mentally less torture. That's a woman. That's a woman put that you're fucking review mines of my father. My father was dying with this terrible cancer which I've talked about a number with times Mycosis fungoides easy was the cancer that look like AIDS. This was the middle eighties I was everywhere with him in every hospital little in New York and I was always on the AIDS floors with him and as I said in my book another said Michelle Countless Times I waited in the lobby with so many grieving grieving gay men goes up and down the halls was nothing but guys in their twenties and thirties who were dying of AIDS on the same floor as my father and it it was just you really you really see how people look at you when you're when you love someone who's ill like that the faces they make the way they recoil hoyle it. It was enough to break. Someone's fucking face but you know they don't know any maybe their life is wonderful but terrible terrible time anyhow there was a medicine that would have cleared up his skin. This cancer made every organ his body just was killing organ by organ and since your skin is is your loggers largest oregon it was attacking skin visibly blisters breaking open. Scott just terrible on his face legs. The stomach is just hard way for me to go vain man to go and I go to the hospital clean them up with a hot rag and put lotion over. I wouldn't let anybody see my father like clean them up. You know it was like a ritual. I would run to that door visiting hours. Leave College. It's why I ended up. Stopping going to college got the to be with him more often anyhow he needed medicine called Cyclosporin. It wasn't available yet in America and our doctor was no joke Dr Christ which I always felt that's a sign and my father's brother was a doctor in New Jersey my uncle Larry and he would come to visit his brother and when the doctor would tell my uncle doctor that he needs cyclosporin but we don't carry it here. We can't have it in America. It hasn't passed the FDA bullshit by uncle Larry got some from Europe through his connections and he's long retarded but he got some and we would put it in my father's milkshakes. We pull in drinks. We made sure he had it and he started to clear up. His skin began to clear up. He actually went into remission. Even though the inside of them was gonNA pop outwardly he looked fine cyclosporin by the way is now a medicine that is so simple to get my dog when her tiered his tear her tear ducts. Don't work right. You know it's it's like a medicine. They throw latch the vet. It's nothing 'cause they my father's life thirty some odd years ago but the FDA said not ready yet so full of shit so I know what she's saying Debbie Harry by keeping somebody out of pan. Do what you gotTa do good woman but the creepiest story of all if you can believe this and it's true she had a run in with Ted Bundy the serial killer late one night in the in the mid seventies or so. She's walking through the lower east side. This was not a gentrified section at all yet bad bad area area and she was going to a party for the New York dolls. David Johansen was crazy fucking group they all want make up shit and way ahead of their time crossdressing makeup makeup when a dude's actually scary look at them so Debbie Harry on the way to the new dolls party accepts in arrived from guy handsome guy in a small white car and once she's inside cheese fell scared to to see that the driver had well she smell he smelled terrible the the worst fucking body odor and the window would only open a crack on her side of the door. What's out of the car so she's panicky now and on instinct distinct she got her hand between the glass and the top of the car and she somehow push the window down and open the door from the outside and he was so pissed off he made a sharp sharp turn that flung the door open and she flew out of the car and roll onto Thompson Street and she got up dust off and walked to the party years later. She's reading a story in a news magazine and she realized that the state driver was the serial killer. Ted Bundy the article said his his Mo Bundy's Mo Komo how he got his victims. It matched exactly what happened today and she said the hairs on my back stood up. She said a story has been debunked since because because Bundy is said to have been in Florida at the time and not New York City but she's like no thought that it was him and I believe her Jada Li- any out don't fuck with Debbie Yeah. She's a Goddamn Queen. You don't mess with her as you can. Tell I'm really into music so again. I know Ricky. Martin is gay changing subjects but can release be a man. You can meet least even if you're gay just at the God Damn Man Ricky. Martin doesn't have effected voice doesn't use that gay affect tation he just it doesn't talk like this. Which I think is all bullshit up and down. The fucking world talks like a man but he's none because he told everybody at the human rights. It's campaign during the last weekend at his husband John Joseph. That's tr- drawn his one he spells one J. Wfan that's why just said John. It's actually one but he thinks a W. sounds like you. I hate these people hidden husband Juan Llosa. They said we're pregnant. I can't take it. They're pregnant with their fourth child listen. I'm glad that he's building himself a nice big set of a nice big family. I think it's wonderful title but we're pregnant now. I don't like that. I don't like that at all. I'm pretty sure neither one of these guys can get pregnant. I I know they didn't have any sex change operations it. Just don't say we're pregnant doesn't have it doesn't bother me. I just I don't play again. I don't I don't care if you gay. I don't care if you're by although I talked with a lot. I just want you to be a man. If you're a man let me say things a certain way. Don't say were pregnant even with a straight guy. Your wife doesn't like you to say we're pregnant. We're expecting well. Maybe we're expect we're pregnant. You can say and don't say we had a baby. 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My wife my my mother-in-law had great meals. Even if you're a picky eater among Muslims seventies Scott health issues. She loves everything she is. Nothing more. I can say on top of that. Okay listen again. I'm not gonNA trash on Ricky Martin. I know he's a little gay icon so he can have these little missteps. It's okay and I know listen especially with all the way he was mistreated at the hands of a lyle and Erik Menendez Dad Jose. Oh Yeah I told you that story over like two years ago. The early days of this podcast Jose Menendez was messing around with Mickey. Oh he had his hand in the Nudo in more ways. There's been one yeah bad. Guy and Ricky was one of the guys that was abuse. Might a buddy of mine. Jalan tape buddy had ricky Martin on tape telling him the abuse story sorry and then suddenly Benny Medina who was managing the new back then refused for this author Robert Rand who wrote the book on the Menendez Brothers others. The murders refused to have used that information his new book but he's got the tape. He's got the compensation. It happened sick. Fox so I can only let me excuse ricky on this one misstep of saying. We're pregnant but guys in the future. I don't say because when I think when when guys start talking like girls or stop talking very soft. I'm getting fed up. You know what would a guy like. ANSEL elgort starts talking like this. You know it it starts to make me look around the room and ask like why does it seemed like the media is only doing features and interviews with these new new male celebrities who say they're men but they don't resemble any of them and I grew up with you. Adam Levine's got corn rows the big story Laurie Thomas Middle Ditch Lights threesomes big star who the forgo digital kids these are going to be men. They're not these guys in the thirties time to fuck and battle it should be a man stop wearing three t shirts and a sweatshirt and sweater fucking brave the day let me just say. I think I think ansel elgort so really good actor. I think his name is better backwards. I think I think elbow answers much better name that beside the point but I really I loved them in baby driver. He was really cool. Not Planning the getaway driver a phenomenal role for him. He's also good billionaire boys club. I know no one saw all that piece of shit because it came out just as Kevin Spacey's metoo accusations were hit the hit in the world and by the way what I'm about to say about and still sexuality may have something to do with the fact that he was into films with spacey at such a Young Age or a spacey feels the perfect age creepy busted and how about spacey the last Accuser Dies and other accusers mother gets hit by a car. This guy's got a horseshoe up his ass if he does that's probably why he's always goddamn smiling but to make two movies spacey at such a Young Age Ooh Ooh and listen spacey's that we know he's bravely so Goddamn Hickey. It wears off. It rubs off on these kids but I'm thinking spacey was such a big casting lasting back then he probably had input with whom I work with them in baby driver and in billionaire boys club it makes sense but by the way don't confuse angle elgort with Taryn Edgerton like I do something that they're not the same dude but I mean if if if there were if they're a spectrum for gayness like there is for autism I'd say both Taryn Mansell with test pretty high but ansel elgort what recently said he's looking for non sexual buff okay. The only thing is he's currently in love with his high school sweetheart girl world named Violeta Komi Sean. Okay another guy another guy in Hollywood who has pussy being thrown at him from all sides. He sold virtuous that he stuck with his high school girlfriend and this is what this kid wants to do. Now it evolves non-sexual Paalea emory poly-amorous. I hate that word. It involves non-sexual poly-amorous these these new they've been these words have been around for owns orange used them so it's Kinda tough to see him not and not get how to say them right away. Paul poly-amorous very simple but I didn't know that word meant three years ago so ansel says he'd like to find a lot more. I'm more love doesn't need to be sexual. He says he can he can he can be through and sex altogether actually. Was it a real normal feeling for a straight male in Hollywood with a with a surging career and money to burn no it's not and if you like Norwegian Jews like answer elgort. He's good looking to he said I think we've been pretty clear that I wanNA feel free to fall in love with people. The option should be open but sexually it can be closed. That's what he tells his high school sweetheart and to make the situation even more random and searched for traditional law was inspired by the platonic non-sexual love first favorite bras and his actually his onscreen sister Shaleen Woodley and the Shaving Woodley is one of those pain in the as actresses who was who was a decent actress as a kid she still good now but I can't look at her remember when she was at George Clooney and the debt the descendants what shit such motion she was phenomenal and then she grows up and has always causes assist stands for g get to talk about what they stand for and how important they are and how stupid you are and I wanna say shut the fuck up. Let me just enjoy the movie you're in so I'm not surprised she inspired angle but some of his bullshit nonsense see look things he's in love with a bunch of his male friends and and he says he's not interested in having sex with them so he's thinking why can. I put the desire to have sex with women aside and let myself have love with women just how long I love Shane Lee Woodley. We never had any sex and we've been great. They'll probably be some chemical thing one day at some point point that you can't help but feel you have to be disciplined and not be of Anoxia Fuck. We're primitive beings. I don't understand how this kid is. Literally searching for platonic friendship with girls searching for platonic friendship is usually something that happens to you can't stand it happen but let me give and so a a little bit of advice from an og who's had his sheriff fun and no eight. Me Jack Nicholson once told me platonic friends or friends I haven't sucked and that says it all unless you think ansell is outing himself as some kind of K. guy or non central Penn sexual dude who'd he said in the past listen. I'm very very straight. I'm heather of all the way and he really loves violet when they broke up for for five months back in two thousand fourteen. He said he knew something was missing and he said all this lavious. You don't sound like Angela's and sounds like Angela's Pifer. He said he loves browse. He wants to start loving chick in the same way but he just wants to bank his girlfriend that he's not thought it makes oh sense if he's not sexy girlfriend he's not an asset to these new chips the reason why it's something's wrong with 'em wanting to bang girls and the fact that he wants more guy friends you see where this is going. Can we help this kid out one thing's for sure and that's that seems very confident and that girls will WanNa hang out with him in a friends without benefits situation yeah that's not. That's not the way chips thing I listened. Trust me if you're a chick and you're hanging out with a movie star. Even movie star was not quite sure sexuality either way. Most chicks one has sex with you. Get pregnant have the baby and lock you up a lot of money for the next eighteen years if he was avoiding the sex for that reason I understand but it into all whole new thing and no man I know is cool. I'm AJ bands and that was today's famous bitch from Tobruk Second Twenty nine thousand nine thank you for listening fame as a bitch is an AJ Benza workhouse connect production featuring the endless wisdom insightful commentary sometimes fucked up perspective of a J Benza executive producer. Mike Agatha no technical producer Ryan Vazquez.

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Coming To Take Me Away

Fame is a Bitch

23:00 min | 10 months ago

Coming To Take Me Away

"From workhouse connect in a j Benza vein he liked to walk on a leash and play really dirty kinky sex James is the guy put the cop and the peacock network okay bitch hey everybody a j Benza here for famous bitch this is your podcast aimed you wanna see above its final on a marquee but zoe stuckless watched as this as Harvey was same event claims that she was kicked out for confronting him and she says someone in his group called her account hate that word but I think it's mandatory so we're trying to figure it out but a fascinating story today Harvey Weinstein he's back Harvey Weinstein is back around town he's he's letting himself be seen naturally he's so you say just more powerful for her sake and saying the seaward anyhow this actress is named Zoe stuckless not an story but in two thousand seventeen when harvey disappeared two years ago when he disappeared all this shit happened with me too and he disappeared and went to that sex clinic he went down to Arizona and Harvey but what happened what happened yesterday's insane although is it really insane it's just a sign of the Times right this sort of thing is going to happen a lot but he's out and about it's funny you know many probably over a year ago before Sammy the bull got out when he was actually he may have just got now at this point but there was but she's been with for four months and got off an airplane bound to be some kind of personality thing that happened it'll be fun but no she's been cheaper talking it up with some young beautiful women and a posse of men were around him and this happened like I said at a private event downtown in a bar code being seen using a cane and maybe looking a little more frail he lost a ton of weight not that any of you care or one know how nice you look so I don't think he'll ever reach that level governor carrying case I thought well it's to be expected she hasn't seen mommy and and the kids for you know a couple of months to get it plus she just left all those yorkies having these little PP episodes yes on the bed more than once now I don't ski that naturally but of course when it happens you gotta get up and who the whole cleaning thing continent she's leaking I don't WanNa make funny stories not fun but I thought when she got home when we got home from Chicago she got a little nervous and Pete in her basket served mob wives and maybe you know they tend to know everybody you know they're all connected they told him hey go to Sammy's joint either way was interesting and now they're both in the news again Sambi actress was caught on camera ripping Harvey Weinstein a new s ripped him to shreds he's out of the vent downtown in Manhattan and a Comic Asleep in a certain part of the bed that's dry and just look thank God she's not a Doberman not that big of a thing but something's wrong so taking care of heart meds she's she's definitely come back to life with that in that respect but now this thing this continent thing I dunno we're GonNa see what happens used to be bad in New York now it's not bad now it's very trendy in a great place to go and live but this girl gets up and stands in front of his table and start screaming Weinstein sitting there and don't forget these he's being accused of sexual misconduct by over seventy women and he's in the booth the mattress again another sheet and dry it out air it's not fun when it happens at like two o'clock in the morning what are you going to sleep on the floor now you'd throw some towels down and you all downtown bar in Alphabet City alphabet city not to be confused with alphabet people although that neighborhood does have a lot of the people album scale back one of the pills and I'll keep you posted but not a good feeling when that little faces in is almost say pain but she's definitely in some kind of distress so the story and I even reported on the podcast that no one had and I wrote it for radar or Star magazine I think it was that the restaurant he was eating in that night and trying to be incognito happened to be the restaurant that Sammy the bull owned or at least you know had some money in it's just restrained end up there maybe it was strange because Harvey was the fucking rapist and no one's going to say anything and she's yelling and she's putting up her hands and screaming and eventually got her booted from the Bar and there was an event they're called actors our which was a ticketed event that was billed as a speak easy for artists so one female comic rape and that was booed she couldn't believe it stuckless couldn't believe it so that a male comic gets up and he goes over to talk to her that's when she said somebody called it the seaward obvious people said they didn't use the word they asked her to leave and then she did so he was booed by the bartenders and large section of the crowd and the event organizers there on team Harvey the woman said I've been survived very dimly lit booth surrounded by women and cement in an entourage show their women will still be around Harvey and she goes I'm going to stand for feet from this are left are liberals a- crazy fucking loans the people that scream in restaurants they're left lefties and you know it would bothers me is crazy ugly person maxine waters was always screaming people you have to disrupt you've got to go with the eat dinner you've got to go where they live in hanging by now many of you have seen the tape no what is gonNA say anything nobody's really gonNA say anything and she's pointing a finger at Winston mean because people having a good time around Harvey and she says at that point I can feel shame anger and fear fear bubbling stomach why she's afraid I have no fucking got this event she says at Weinstein you know Kinda weird to see him there she said can we address the elephant in a room what she said that she sit down and have a fucking Frog Kalamata he's allowed you can't do this to people the and I'll guarantee those girls are left leaning fucking people because you know what the right doesn't do idea why would she be afraid that Harvey is GonNa get up like a monster like like the Baba Duke and throw against the wall how stupid fear I was still so it is what it is but you can't you can't deny the man his right to live life I you know I love how people are calling it and yell and people who are body guarding how a harvey so there's none of your business you have no right to ask what he's doing here take take a walk get lost waiting and hoping someone would say something that the organizers would say something one of the forest anybody but nobody did so that's when she took it upon herself to get up and after fucking crazy address anyone's questions we should all be for the courtesy of to voice opinions and be heard and to even get answers glad we all still have these rights he obvi- planet supporting a serial rapist monster which is the words of Zoe stuck was his ridiculous unwise said through a throw rep he's happy mkx named Amber Rollo then came to her rescue and she went in and called Harvey a fucking monster and told him he should disappear yeah I mean I don't know what these women wants but she got even more mad because he didn't seem to get all worked up he just sat back and carried on drinking water that's what you can't do these people they want you to fight back and he didn't do it Weinstein when he arrived around nine so they didn't give any preferential treatment they didn't know who he was because he had that came with him it didn't look like Harvey once ruled the city real mellow and that's what you gotTa do you know but the the the person who represented the bar said none of the staff recognized for that she played a whore and a ranking is eight million three hundred thirteen thousand seven hundred eighty nine and actress an actress this woman has an IMDB pro- Her ranking I M D and he asked them hey man who produced goodwill hunting great fuck and move you mazing movie and he's shooting the ship Harvey and they're sitting down talking and laughing and this girl screaming Enj- people look you up and and look to see what you've done what kind of work you have for instance like Tom Cruise would probably be four or seven or whatever the Hell Scarlett Johansson but when he was confronted by Zoe stuck he say he stayed stoic he asked her to try to calm down and talk to them she couldn't do it naturally she kept screaming see the the man is innocent until proven guilty you can think what you WanNa think about him you guys know what I think about him but he's allowed to go places and have a drink or have a glass of soda the the the Cup calling the kettle black man this is ridiculous but the guys allowed to go out for for people to think this event feel great this number is eight million and change that's hardly an actress eight million the only it might be six or three whoever the top actors and actors are they have the littlest number I think I think at one point I was twenty one thousand which may be I think right now on ranked forty one thousand whatever the fuck it means it means this girl in absolute auto body stop calling actress the right doesn't go into someone's restaurant or home and kick the door in and tell them they got a leave or how dare they have that job lately the people that are doing that the people are GonNa Tucker Carlson's house at night he's done was a short a short that no one's ever heard of a no one will ever see with a budget of six hundred dollars and that we don't want you we don't she was a big proponent that a few weeks ago someone did that to her and you know what she's now demanding that she has security venoy every actor gets a ranking I don't care if you're a fucking dog in a movie about dogs you get a ranking it it tends to mean they say it means how many times like with a three D. preview you anymore braces they were sold when I was a kid people ran from dentists who suggested braces my God beauty ear right getting a photo ready smile starts now people in it's easier than ever with clear line is from candidate cannons Alana's Sousse I know they're right around the corner you don't WanNa go through another holiday season talking closed mouth tight lipped while everybody else's grinning the doctor because they once decided I'm going to hold up a stethoscope and listen to someone's heart the person has to do something before they get that title but no in this town you're next to purchase candidate donate twenty five bucks to smile train which brings safe hundred percent free cleft lip and palate treatment to kids around the globe now get your photo response straighten your teeth faster than traditional wire braces the treatments take just six months on average at experience orthodontist who is licensed in your state enclosures so the other night while the Astros are celebrating in the clubhouse after they beat the Yankees pennant this gm one of my girlfriends. Laurie Manako she was so pretty but she got braces in tenth grade and I was so scared for those braces to hit my lips and make me bleed you can't put up with it she said it's not right people shouldn't have to live that way well asshole you started it by cell by telling you constituents to do exactly that you know the the cop the cut five bucks off crazy thing happened the other night you know the Astro's beat the Yankees we all know that I got pissed off nice to know the Astros are down to nothing now to Washington against us oh sooner was also someone that abused the woman so at one point both of us going up against each other with our female abused the only on is the only the only thing in the world you can you can you can call somebody that they're an actress when they've done nothing like you just can't call someone that astronaut he can't call after he was accused of domestic violence now initially the astros they said now this didn't happen they told sports illustrated now didn't happen even though there are witnesses is if you played a whore and a six hundred dollar short unbelievable today's show brought to you by candid co Let's talk about the holidays Donald Sooner and he said that in the direction of some reporters including one reporter who'd been very critical of the team getting Roberto sooner creates custom treatment plan they they show you a three d preview so you can say your teeth will look after you're done imagine that we were kids I never got braces but if you could see what corroborating story so then on Thursday after a few days of Major League baseball investigating the team severed ties with Taliban they got rid of him it used to be I mean if you really WanNa get deep the Yankees best picture this year Domingo her mind who was eighteen and four we didn't have for the postseason because onto office and reading those bad magazines like yachting or highlights you'll see those magazines and candidate cost sixty five percent less than braces and with each exhibition vegans. You'll you'll want to not put those two words together anymore this fucking guy he's finally taken into police custody this guy in West Hollywood California who we see in the you know it's a lot of this you can't apparently when he went when he yelled out I'm so glad we kept Osuna apparently there was a female she was so pretty adding castle I still went out with her and I love Lori loved I was fifteen but that was a big thing when the girl in school had braced but bad that was how bad a look that was so people think he said in her direction on purpose to rub it in sports the locker room just Douay and some people think he yelled that directly so she could hear because she's very vocal about and she was very vocal about when they got Roberto Osuna she wrote articles about how our reporter there who was wearing a bracelet that designates she's like very into you know she's very against domestic violence which may mean more punitive ramifications down line but this guy's an asshole he's a controversial some say fascinating figure I wouldn't say that we have our ace pitcher that headed series is a whole different story anyhow it's amazing what's going on so how candidate go you got these clear liners who cares it's perfect they're comfortable they're immovable they're completely invisible about the holidays guys go to candidate C. L. dot com slash fame and use fame to get seventy five bucks off that's candid co dot com slash fame for seventy after the Yankees clinched the American League East there was a party and apparently somebody saw him shove his girlfriend no one knows how how bad it was was once you know got in trouble for abusing a woman so we had we had we had our own reliever who abused the woman and the guy that they would throw in the world series and they're going to play in Washington the next three but I didn't really talk about the fact that our relievers on our reliever on the Yankee Aroldis Chapman presidential candidate in two thousand twenty he was endorsed by NRP he's an instagram sensation. singer-songwriter with a twenty eight track acapella there's me too is domestic violence it's everywhere lot of crazy bastards out today the girl screaming at Harvey did you hear about this this guy takes the cake a thirty album called ending world's suffering the fun way and he's got a twelve track multi genre item titled Eat s not animals so the COP said their initial investigation led them to believe that you know this guy is a signal he needs to be and what happened afterward they're still together but he shoved her and that was enough for him to be reported to Major League Baseball and he got suspended for the postseason you know if doc which he recorded and posted on social media now this guy was a youtuber at one point he pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor charges on Friday definitely a guy on the fringes definitely guy that's that's a drug addict but he's he's around us he's among us in West Hollywood in the street and according to his IMDB and his biography also mentioned that Chris Brown the woman beater shared his song skinny with the big butt the instagram 2017 and doc sick fuck so Dr Phil has them on not once but twice don't watch Dr Phil what what a trashy fucking and those tattoos will make you more notable that's why he's got a star on his cheek because he's going to be a superstar but Dr Phil all his infinite Asshole lary had him on even big bragging rights in the street in Speedo in West Hollywood some other fun facts about this fucking asshole he refuses to use dog poop bags he on drugs has money for all these tattoos if you look at them unfortunately he looks like the lovechild of of Paulie shore and drugged out Johnny Depp he is Dr My ass when I bring up doctor Phil's name to to Dr Drew Pinski he doesn't even want to look at me he can't street wearing a speedo with his face tattoo he's fuck he finally got taken in today for yesterday reported for sexually assaulting his daughter locked away needs to be gone but of all things this guy was on Dr Phil not too long ago and you gotta see these face type does he has sexiest it on facebook you sucking off your pit bull and you pit bull banging you in the Bot do you really care about animal safety I don't think so only cares about the well being of insects and doesn't use soap because it paralyzes insects and it's toxic to the skin needless to say what you seven year old man whose legal name is sexy Vegan the guy seen his picture this guy's face you women out there who who who are sexy because you you think over his right eyebrow and Vegan under

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Yesterday

Fame is a Bitch

36:15 min | 4 months ago

Yesterday

"From workhouse connect in. Aj Benza vein. he likes to be walked on a leash and play really dirty. Kinky sex tapes is the GUY. Put the COP in the peacock network. Okay Bitch Hey everybody. Aj Benza here with fame as a bitch. This is your this your podcast from March twentieth. Twenty twenty took me a while to get to do this show today. A lot of Shit went on this morning. It's twelve o'clock in the afternoon. Sorry it's been this long But I think we've all got stuff we're going through and trying to sort through and figure out what with this Chinese flu. I'm not GonNa talk too much about this lockdown however else the referring to it. I don't know I I did the other day. Show before Gavin NEWSOM and the other asshole. Garcetti came on TV to talk about it. So it's affecting our day our daily life out here in California. If it's not affecting your shedded will my sister's in Chicago. She has nothing like this going on yet. Every supermarkets gotten meet a whole thing. There's no lines it's it's Hunky Dory might as well be nineteen ninety nine over there or even three nineteen but they're mostly mundane things that have been changed on us without warning. It's also strange happening but once you get up in the morning he stopped going about your daily routine now granted. I'm not in the House so I've got to go out. I'll have to go out to get caught so once I get my car. I start to see the world to see things going on and I'm not going to get too much into this. I'm telling you Gavin newsom saying that. Twenty five million. Californians will get the flu. He knows he fucked up. He meant it could be that way if nobody does anything about it. He forgot that little tidbit but I mentioned the other day about cars patrolling. What's the deal? This looks like it's going to be martial law soon. They'RE GONNA ask for our documents in our papers where you're going where you're coming from that. I think that's definitely going to happen. So I'm sick of quieting or muffling stuff. I thought of a month ago a month and a half ago even longer because God damn all that shit is becoming true every day. What I didn't see coming. I go to seven eleven this wanting to get my cup of coffee as I always do. Sometimes I get donuts for the kid's been going to seven eleven every morning you know without fail give or take you know a couple of times here and there. I don't go since I got divorced from my first wife. In one thousand nine hundred seventy seven. Every morning I walk into this morning. No more coffee machines. They're gone. You know the Bank of coffee machines no more you know the guy who works behind the counter thank God. He's not Pakistan or India. I finally get a guy who actually lived in New York at one point. I Gerry Nice Guy New York guy which is an oddity in seven. Eleven he goes. You believe this shit. No more fucking coffee. I said what happened now. Been only know to mandate all seven. Elevens no more coffee so I don't know what to tell you about that shit when that's GONNA come back. It definitely puts a CRIMP in my day. Look it's not hell we can get around. People have coffee machines at home. Sodi but you know until I get into a home. I guess it'll be a banana and some water in the morning for me And then go to get medicine for Lily. Lily's got the enlarged heart that she's had since I've found out in. When was it the end of September? And she's you know taking the same medication every day twice a day morning and night. The medication is fucking sky high. It's about little under two hundred bucks a month. It's about as much as I pay for. Mine Man it's insane anyhow will do anything to keep our little little friends alive so call the studio city Animal Hospital for medicine. Okay NO PROBLEM. We got this. We got that. Okay then call back and go You've got to come in and call us from the parking lot and pay with a credit card over the phone. 'cause we're not having people come in to me. That's very arbitrary and silly and ridiculous. Because of my dog was dying. I'd be able to go in and and and you know and speak with people. Talk to professionals. Perhaps I'd be holding my dog and then handed off to that. Who would then hold it. There'd be contact but with the way things are going to wanNA limit context and now I've got to pay for shit outside. Also my dogs only getting minutes in two weeks at a time. Trust me when I tell you this. This is a bad sign. This is the beginning of bad things to come. If you have thoughts of your parents or your grandparents or somebody you love. That's older. Maybe in firmed perhaps not getting the quality care they used to getting. That's definitely going to happen. But why would they not? Why would it be limited to people you think are a little dogs and cats and whatever other fucking pet you have is going to be treated just like? They used to be treated. No if they're willing to tell us that around the world people who've this Chinese flu are being some people are being left to die because they don't have the ventilators or the bed so the all that shit we hearing and we heard yesterday Gavin Newsom Who looks like he's fucking reading from a script? In a movie he yesterday he looked like bill pullman in a disaster movie anyhow he's he's saying that right now with the way things are going you know will have the hospital beds we need. You know what I mean. We're already talking about Negotiating with schools and colleges for the dormitories when negotiating with cruise ships. Which is what I said two weeks ago. Why are people coming off cruise ships? Who they think were sick with the virus. Why are we even letting them come off? That just made the ship into a makeshift hospital. Leave them on the ship. It's all over. Now get on the boat with your fucking house. Manson your medical supplies and treat them on the fucking boat but now they let him get off the boat. They let them see people in our military exposed people. It's just stupidity. And they're negotiating with some motels and hotels for their bed space. Let that fucking saint. This is California that the government is talking to motels and hotels about acquiring their rooms for the purposes of keeping people in those beds. Okay so that's what's down the road and I don't know how many weeks months down the road was. You can forget about school. Forget about fucking baseball and basketball. Just forget it it. It's a no funds on. We're done there's nothing to do but read fucking books and help the personal touch the book before you wasn't full of Chinese flow two week supply for my dogs medicine. Let's see what happens a month from now let's see if the medicine she needs that. Madden and in hydrate code on an infamous and the other fucking lasix. Let's see how valuable that Shit is? Since by large most of that stuff and most of the stuff we all take the stay to stay healthy or at least stay off the illnesses. We have are made in China. So let's see if we if we're still going to have an easy to acquire medicines. We all know. We're beholden to that fucking sneaky country. Because of the ship. They make. Forget about your little baby toys. We've been buying for decades. I'm talking about Madison. Talking about labs that produce antibiotics that we need for all of us to stay alive now our enemies got their foot on fucking throat and we've got to plead with them for the antidote to things to keep our pets alive and some family members alive and cells alive. We're not in a good position to bargain or negotiate Chinese markets. Fine and maybe we dropped down a little bit. Have you seen hours? Have you seen the rest of the world's why is it that China was able to stop the spread of the disease? They say. And everything's kind of going back to our normal over there hunky Dory where the West and Italy and so many of the countries have fallen to shit. Do you think it had anything to do. With the fact that they wanna be the super-duper one power economic power. The world again not gonNA get into it. You've heard shows like this in the past other people have been saying other than me people more qualified. But I'm telling you it's from my gut. I'm telling you because I have intuition. The intuition that made me a great reporter in the Intermission I use to break stories in this podcast. Like no one else breaks in the fucking world. This is what's going to happen so it's hard to go from that attitude to switch gears into talking about Johnny Depp. Get hidden head by a door or fucking evangeline lilly. Lechner two kids. Go on a scavenger hunt or go to fucking karate class. These are people fucking clueless. Clueless spoke to my sister Rowsley. She's in Chicago as you know back in the summer I helped move her there by a large things are kind of the same. She stopped to the gym. That don't go to movies okay. Wouldn't you love to get back to that now? We're concerned I've got a nephew who's got a little beautiful baby girl evo who's Fourteen months older cell. And there's a baby number two on the way that's due in May or June second June. Third run around my birthday the trip. The plan has always been for us to go there. See them in the summer in July. It's not fourth of July in late July either way. What the fuck is there a chance of going in it? There is a chance of going. Do I chance it? Do I bring my family into this new not only toddlers world but this new infants world? Who knows if we should even do that? And this is not something just for me. All you guys are going through this shit. My sister says usually does she's got some for the cage. He's got some Easter you know. She always sends gift for Holidays. Cards Money Candy Toys. Whatever the fuck it is. My sister's always always kept that alive. I should go hold onto it well first of all. I'm not going to give you the address. That a fucking hotel and you know. Just wait just hold onto this shit. I don't have a home address. Shit I will soon. I'll tell you what that is. Then you can send whatever the fuck you're sending is but in the meantime who cares. Easter like I didn't even care the other day was Saint Joseph's Day is one of the best days for an Italian. Everybody named Joseph. Who'S ITALIAN? It's a wonderful day for us whether it's your first name or your middle name. Joseph celebrate. I didn't even think about getting the pastry. Can you even get pastries? Can you get a fucking full? You dollars fee on a pandemic going on. Of course you can't so this is kind of taken away from us. Our daily lives. And Yeah you you. You can imagine for the first time ever. I'm talking to my sister and she always. Obviously we always say love when we hang up but you. You don't have any idea how many times we're on the phone together. And she said I love you and okay Jay hanging in there. You're going to be okay you to row. We've been through cancer with Jack. Four fucking tons. Even him being told he's going to die way back and whatever. It was ninety five and ninety six. He's six months to live. Obviously he didn't know we've been through so many things she's been ill. My other sister died. There's so many things we prayed through and said I love you through hanging up. Didn't feel the same felt weird. I felt uncertain about my sister about a time. We're GONNA be together again so listen just do me a favor watch the Chinese markets. Let me know why they're not doing poorly as our market is? Let me know why you think that is but I'll tell you you know you say a lot alive you wondering how all these NBA stars in certain celebrities are getting tested for the virus houses happening. Aj when the majority of us can't even get a test to aren't able to get a test. How how did Kevin Durant? The basketball star Idris Elba Donovan. Mitchell forget about how they got it. How do they get tested like two? Tell all these black guys in the NBA. Hey take the what. Take that fucking white privilege shit shop risk because there's no such thing because she'll get tested. I'm white and I'm not getting tested so go fuck yourselves. I Bet Colin Cabinet got fucking test already. It's downright crazy what's happening. I can't stop reading about the calamity of what's going on in the hamptons out long island mile neck of the woods for any of. You don't understand the Hamptons. This is Tony Summer. Retreat for many many wealthy and influential New Yorkers usually. They stormed the tiny hamlets out there during the summer months and they poured billions of dollars. Let's say multi millions of dollars into the economy? When they're up there. I mean the restaurants and bars are jam packed. The beaches are hopping. It's like you know it's quite a place to be people rent houses. I you know what I was dating my ex girlfriend. She rented a house. You know all they want thirty thousand for the summer now they want one hundred thousand for the summer and People Point. There is once at that. It's no big deal people. Go there have money. Once you're at the house you still gotTa throw parties and live your life how you WanNa live it. So you figure wealthy. People don't wreck the house. Some they gotTa feel. We're going to blow sixty seventy grand this summer to have fun if you go on that just to go to the beach and read some books and read Vanity. Fair when you're on your ass that's not that much but I remember when I used to go to the Hamptons as the ice to despise it Friday Saturday and Sunday even Monday Tuesday Wednesday and start Tuesday Wednesday Thursday. The hamptons is wonderful because all the rich influential motherfuckers were gone and went back to New York to the big jobs. And you had this beautiful town of these little these beautiful wonderful hamlets to yourself. The best beaches in the world the most beautiful mansions little shops boutiques it was wonderful and now the locals you know when when when when the rich storm those towns the locals can't complain because they're making money. The restaurants and bars are making money. Everybody's doing the people having a good time I. It's it's fun even though. It's kind of aggravating to have the rich and influential. They're they're making money so they turn away from it. It's Nice if you're a restaurant owner to have no table available Thursday through Monday you can rough it Tuesday Wednesday But in the off season you like anybody else. You hold people coming throw signs out there but now what these fucking rich people are doing. They're going to these boots. They go into these shops all over the Hamptons and grocery stores. They're filling up grocery carts of every think. These are people who don't need this kind of food. These people have homes or gigantic penthouse apartments. In Manhattan. They don't need to go to the Hamptons to fill up those refrigerators. Dip Pigs there fucking pigs you know. It's the apocalypse to these people. And they're gonNA survive either way. They've got the money. Look if you can financially. Get through this spiritually. Get through this and physically get through this. Obviously you're going to be okay. So the people with money have two of those. Things talked under their belt spiritually on not trip but they've got the finances and most of them are physically fit fit enough to stand this but this one died when the one guy went into a grocery store he sells up one carriage completely with carrots one carriage completely with any or all anti bacterial lotion antifungal ocean and the other car was filled with wine. That like you know at least one hundred dollars. A bottle and more people are dropping huge amounts of dough that buying everything from thousand dollar bottles of wine down to heads of garlic. I heard reports that there are absolutely no fresh vegetables in all the stores in the Hampton. That comes to you from Maureen Callahan for the New York. Post is a great reporter disgusting if these rich folks who thinks they don't they don't have to follow the rules that's who it is and the Internet and television and social media. They loves to show you looting when some some court ruling in the city gets the anger up from the lower middle-class locals. They love to show you a big fat black woman fighting Hispanic lady over toilet paper target. But they're not showing you the guy in the Ralph Lauren slacks and the Polo shirt shoving three thousand dollars worth of groceries into the back of his BMW X. Seven truck and. That's not all the fucking Richard doing some wealthy lady from Manhattan tested positive. So she called the tiny hospital in Southampton and said she was on away and she needs treatment. They told hey no. Don't come to stay home. What do you think she did? She got on public transportation. She didn't take her Jaguar. She got on a bus. She got on the fucking Jitney or she took the long island railroad either way. She didn't tell anybody about a condition and then she just showed up at South Southampton Hospital demanding and mittens rich person. You know somebody else took a private jet to East Hampton and didn't tell anybody till it landed. That is disgusting. The people know who've been on the furthest end of Long Island. If you don't know the map this is if long island is shaped like a fish. This is the back of the tail. The top of the tail is the north fork the bottom of tales to southfork so the fucking viruses. There thanks to these assholes and they really don't have the medical resources to combat this so we're sitting home you know. I'm not GonNa Lobby at eight o'clock at night. I start thinking of going to bed that I take sudden. Can I take a couple of nope? Emc By nine thirty. All satellites you know just knocked out. I ride all day. I record all day. It's time to just knock out and you know we're stuck in this ridiculous television cycle because it's the fucking hotel. What are you GonNa Watch the mask? Singer x-factor fucking Kelly Clarkson what the heck is like a fifty seven year old woman American Idol Bachelor. I you know Israeli worse than being subjected to this shit while the world around you is falling apart. I catch the end of Batman last night. The Good Batman Michael Keaton Jack. Nicholson Kim basing her. Oh my God Kim basing a easy. Just don't get better than that and I. It made me laugh. Finally something name that remember laughing machines anybody over forty five. I'd say remembers at a time in the seventies. This thing came out cold laughing machines. They were little you know. They were they were they were they. Were in a little bag. A little cloth bag with a string. And you press a button and this thing about the size of your palm would just laugh hysterically and you'd laugh because you heard this thing we have so people would set it off while something serious was going on. Maybe you brought it to class in it they did. The teacher took it away to school ended revving machines. I haven't thought about them forever. So watching the tail into Batman last night Kim basing her at her most ball achingly beautiful Jack Nicholson tremendous has the joker standing on the ledge of a building and he plummets to the street down below because Batman shot one of his fucking ropes around his ankle around a guard girl. I'm sure you've seen any plummets down to the fucking sidewalk in Manhattan down to the street. And they zero in on him. And he's there he's dead but he's tackling the cops don't know what they take They look into his breast pocket and they opened his jacket. And it's laughing machine and at first I didn't know what they would do and I said what the Fuck I laugh and machine and I remembered my youth. They like what because but it got a what. Because you've got bored. You bought the laughing machine anyhow guys twenty minutes of me ranting. I'm actually sweating in. 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I think I think he would knock it out of the fucking park anyhow I will tell you though whenever we had company all those years when I was a kid. We've very rarely eight with just me my two sisters and my aunt and my father that was like when that happened as to stop my feet. I was so I wanted to see people at our table but when we had company whether it was relatives of friends everyone everybody down to a man all said goodbye to my mother last and a lot of them said. Lily is no one like you. Or there's a special place in heaven few lily. You know my father's own brother well. Kalari would always take her aside. I was right died here. Take Recite and Taylor Lily and I love my brother very much but you are the reason why we come over and over again very similar way. A ton of our friends and relatives told my sister Rosalie to she learned it from my mother to spend your whole life shopping and cooking and cleaning and caring and making sure everybody in your life is okay in his happy and to make sure. The family unit is preserved. Especially in times like this. My mother was a very very sweet human being I. I've heard a call that angel time and again she You know English as second language. The whole fucking thing left school in the eighth grade. You never know if you talk to wish was very wise. But don't up against my Dad. Who was brilliant at speaking and brilliant and retorts and you know ex cop the whole thing you you. My father was a rare bird man. She did mount a few battles against him. Alva bearing man Typically should be no match for sweet sweet woman like my mother but over the years she did and she didn't have the killer instinct he had you know so it always looked like maybe she'd lost those bats but that's not really the way it went. My father always tended to get the last word and there were times in my youth when he marched upstairs and looked and sounded. Like a monster. Door slammed you know but my mother was very good at doing what she was doing. How hanging in there and making sure she wanted to be heard and what she wanted to get across him. She took a good punch. I don't mean that in a physical sense. God forbid. That's not what happened in my house. No one got hit but she was good at letting my father's anger. Let's say tire him out before she would jeb away at him with logic and her sweet demeanor and when the two of them emerged from the bedroom the next morning everything was right in the world. No fight lasted a week. There was no no talking. There was no walls put up. I get up in the morning before school the night before I was nervous of what they were what was going to happen because the argument. And he's pinching her ass and she's given him shed and it made it made going to school fine because I knew that all was well in the world. That's my mother and like I say in the book and different ways I say but she was great draping her neopolitan diplomacy over his Sicilian storm of a temper. Those of you who are Italian you get that and I'm sure it may be many of you out there know exactly what that's like as maybe your mom was like that. Maybe you're like that I can tell that you know most of the time whenever you see me or you you you If you ever see my heart peak out out of this gruff wise ass exterior. That's my mother. Okay so long this pulpit doing what I do and complaining and ranting. That's my dad. My mother always wanting to me and twist ahead as if to say opie that way. Don't say that I had all these master plans of going to get even with people for fucking things up my mother would say. Don't she may be hanging there and stay a writer. Even I said this is torture Mommy. I'm better right into this guy that guy. That can't get a fulltime job and she'd say don't you leave? Newsday you'RE GONNA get your turn your too good of a writer. You're too good at this. Don't you walk away? That was my mom. I had no career talk with my dad. I was a lot of money working for the gambling. Companies giving gamblers advice on who to bet on my father was dying and he knew I was making a lot of money. 'cause I was supporting the House I was also putting money away from me and my first wife before we were married my father knew. Aj can handle himself. He's GonNa be okay. That's what he took with him into his last breath. My mother saw me struggle as late as nineteen ninety the year. She died to make it and she told me. Don't you fucking walkaway from Newsday? Don't you leave your time is GonNa Come? I WANNA comes. They're going to see how good you are. So that's her in a nutshell and I'll I gotTA stop before. I get very emotional. Become a blubbering mess. But I want to say with this. Chinese flu happening Me and I could be no talk this morning about things. We want to institute into the show that I think we're GONNA make it a lot of fun and more inclusive. There's that word that we hear so much about. Listen it's GonNa be good We're going to be putting together a few things into the mix to make it more fun for starters for Patriot members only under. Speak to three or five of you folks every day on the phone. I'll have you guys submit your numbers to Agostino. And then I'll pull out numbers randomly and now we've got some extra time here and there on a hands to talk to each other may be console each other. I thought maybe I'd use it to bring us closer together as not just a podcast host and people who listen. This is called the fame fan for a reason and I didn't. I didn't come out of being brought up by a bunch of wonderful tires particularly my mother who always had the door open and a table full of food to not be close to my listeners. Those of you who are on the Patriot or or on the podcast obsessed page. No that I never not respond to you. I always talk to people who listen to this. Show I I oh you everything so for the fact that this thing is is going on and on and getting bigger so if you like for me to give you a call sometime. Let's say over the next sixty days. Send an email with the message call me. Aj and the number. You'd like me to call you at send the request to Mike at Work House. Connect DOT com. Most of you know that address Mike at WORKHOUSE CONNECT DOT com. So if you WanNa talk with me and not a patron member become one. It's easy and it's cheap. It's sixteenth sensitive day and now that you can't get coffee at seven eleven anymore. Give it to me so we can be even closer go to patriotdepot dot com slash fame as a bitch. 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People sitting home worried. It can get a little boring mom. You gotta stay healthy because you're the backbone of everything and real quick. I will dedicate Monday show to all the questions. A lot of dissent in on the podcast of suspect. But let me just say real quick about Betty White? Somebody sent in questions about. Hey what's what do you know about Betty White? I said the other day I think that she was. I know she's married to Alan. Looking to talk show host. I always thought was gay I don't see anything out there. That really proves he was but I do know that if he is betty white had some practice because for many years she used to beard for liberace. Okay and She's that kind of broad. I've always loved. Try Settling yesterday's Patriot. Whether you're thirty forty fifty sixty seventy eighty betty right. All those decades was sexy and cute and fun loves animals beautiful lady but it's amazing when you guys asked and for what dirt you want on some celebrities. It ran the gamut from betty to Jesse even Torah really to winona Ryder which I understand to some people whose names never heard of. So that'll be Monday. Show but lastly before I leave. Do me a favor. I love you all but I'm not I'm not a guy who gets a Gig a lot of gifts and means I just. It's not my thing and you could imagine with all the people listening. Thank God if ten percent of you send those things. It's a lot of time pressing the button to see a gift to me. Probably it before ten times before I'm not a gifted a mean guy. I'm saying that as nicely as I can. You know what I mean so limit those sorts of things. I love when you talk to me. I love when you reach out and I'll always talk to you also know thoughts and prayers. I don't send me thoughts and prayers. Don't send me those magical fuck and things but then light up and it show across. And then they'll Venus. Don't talk to what I got all the financial do that all day long. I don't need it right now. I love you all. But that's not what's going to get us through this. I know you care I care about you guys too. But by now you've got to know the thoughts and prayers having stopped school shootings or gang wars. Or we're in the position Moran even though we've been thinking and brain so shit still happens in this world whether you think pray or not if you WanNa Send Me Anything. Make it something. That effectively honestly speaks ill about the filthy country that sent this flew out to the world. Those gifts and memes. I'll read all day on. Aj Venza that was your podcast for March twentieth. Twenty twenty hang in there guys. I know there's a lot more to it than washing your hands. I think most of that is to keep us occupied to keep us in a state of listen to the government. Wash your hands through the things. You've always done stay away from people you don't be around and that includes family hopefully on Monday. We'll have a clearer picture with fucks going on. I love us all talk to you. Thank you for listening. Fame as a bitch is an. Aj Benza workhouse connect production featuring the endless wisdom insightful commentary in sometimes fucked up perspective of Aj Benza executive producer. Mike Agatha no technical producer Ryan Vasquez.

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