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Downsizing WITH JANIE HADDAD TOMPKINS

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Downsizing WITH JANIE HADDAD TOMPKINS

"In production would. I kill my own baby to save a village and i go back in time and kill you what i take the promotion at work with strings. Muffins for the rest of my life. If it meant i would. I have satan's child. Hi everyone and welcome to the. I'm maria and i'm amanda and this is the big ones each week. We discussed new ethical questions ranging from historical decisions to relationship problems to brain. Busting moral choices. The questions can be complicated to discuss. But they're always fun to talk about because they force you to look deep deep deep with inside yourself. Will you like what you see. I i don't know if i like what i see but you have to face it. We've been here before jane. You've been in the hot seat before and it was. It was with paul and it was a really fiery debate about about an indecent proposal. Right that was. I know i say this a lot. I gotta say that indecent proposal episodes up there with the monkey troubles up so that we did it with stevie. That was a big one though. Oh my god. It was the biggest one if not the that might be the biggest dilemma. Any of us will ever have to face is if robert redford offered yours yours spouse millions of dollars for one night with him. Would you allow it. I mean when you say it like that those somehow going through this last year. It's just like obviously you do it. Yeah yeah you ran cried because he's inviting you on a yacht. I give half the proceeds to charity. And then you write a book about it and then you get even richer idea then you got a press. Junket of any experience going forward is could. I possibly write a book about this and make money off of that. I think that's true. I think we all have a book in us don't you oh god at least one. I mean if not many many more. I've got a pamphlet or too good of on the new york times bestselling pamphlet list. Yes oh my god yes. I would pay 'em flow. That was the thing there was like the new york times bestselling pamphlet. I'd be on there. I'd have been on there years ago. If i only needed like a couple pages. I wanna do best new york times. Best proof of concept like page right up. Oh yeah that would be great now would be. We should have a like a festival. I there's always falls around things like books. Festival of festival proof of concepts festivals of three sentence. Log lines so janey. We like to start our show. We do this every week. The listeners love it my asking our guests. Do they have a little big one that they would like us to weigh in on well. It's funny that you ask. Because i feel like we are as a society at least in america where we are with the pandemic vaccines were in. This of purgatory. Where we don't know what is what we're allowed to do safely or not. And i i want so much to have someone massage my back. And that's requires touching and you can't physically distance with massage therapist. Not unless you get one with really long honors. That one person survived. Whoever has the longest arms who ever massage therapist has the longest armed survived. The panda but like hardly is like well. What if they have the massage community has been vaccinated already and they need the the the business you know. So what he do. This is probably a dilemma. that's at the forefront of my mind as well. Because i also am just every single day thinking how can i get a massage facial and i can't my god a facial seems like even more luxury at this point. I know and even a manicure pedicure. I haven't had one in a year so trust me. I have been putting the word out on the street. What ask you ivan saying does anyone have a vaccinated like in person. Who would come to. My house is what i've been saying my backyard and are we allowed to say are you vaccinated so that you feel like that person is safe from you how to. How are we supposed to navigate that etiquette like how are we supposed to say you know. Oh are you vaccinated. I don't wanna you know. Can i get near you. I know because it seems like is it. I mean there's a slippery slope or now you hear places talking about vaccine passports and if you have your vaccine card like you should be able to access more stuff and part of me likes that because it's like what makes a lot of sense also will encourage people to get vaccinated vaccinated on the other hand does seem like it can become the sort of weird dystopia and society where there's like and this is what i heard on a daily this daily that i think everyone listened to when the guy was the guy who came on the daily and said that the we will have a vaccine for four years. Do you remember when that happened. And that guy yeah. Everyone went crazy but anyway he was basically saying there's going to be like a two tiered society those who are vaccinated and those who are intended to become like unfair to the people who for whatever reason can't get vaccinated so a little bit you feel awkward sort of asking someone if they're vaccinated but i think it's okay when it comes down to it. I fail lake. Does he not think that we live in a tiered society already. Yeah i know. I think he. He knows that we do because we pretty much do. Yeah i guess there's just a bad taste. There's a bad taste in your mouth when you go. I'm going to be carrying around something that puts me in a in a One category if. I don't have that thing with me that it puts me in another category. Do you know what i mean. That's a little weird. I don't understand. I understand where it would be harmful like so in in our country supposedly here in america. We're going to be offering it for free to every adult who is eligible to get it and there are some people with certain health conditions where they might be advised not to get it right so it would be me. It's like well. The that group of people would be marginalized. Yeah like if they had some neurological saying or something where they felt like uncomfortable. Getting it you know. Yeah or their doctor. Said maybe wait and see until more is known because of your particular whatever right if it's being offered for free to every person who wants it it seems less tiered in a way if it's been out for like a year or something let me say this if i were a masseuse or facialists or whatever i would put front and center. Hey i vaccinated plausible that you don't even have to do the work and yeah maybe it would come out like say you got the someone's number my friend. Your friends like i bought a great masseuse. Come to your house and you text them and then you're like hey can i just ask. Like what precautions do you take. That would give them the opportunity to say. Okay i just got a text janey and this is going to alarm you from your husband. I felt like i saw something popped up on my screen. And i was like what is happening. Paul said in all caps. I'm spying on you. Yeah yeah. I got that we're not janey. Because we don't see him. Is it the puppet behind. You is at the puppet of him. I i see that lies in that. Puffer darting pet. Y'all i hate that. What do you think you put a camera. And they're. I'm like him in one of those trinkets back there. You better go smash them all. That's why he said. I could use his office so he wanted me to come in here and he's gonna spy on. Why does he have to spy on us. If this is going to beyond the worldwide web anyway you must have really scared and without last dilemma about indecent proposals. Yeah he what he probably thinks. I'm coming on here to be like. To debunk everything. We decided and be. Like i absolutely am gonna is. He freaking me out not any. He's his office is like a separate. You guys didn't say who is spying on so it's possible he's in this oil thing. I have the single portrait of a man behind and i think zoom forte. It's really majestic looking but okay so just going back to the massage thing. I think we all are at a point where we deserve to get a massage. And i think i really okay to ask if someone's vaccinated i. I'm going to do it. I know this Really talented massage therapist. And so i think i can ask her. Now that we're talking about it out loud. I can just say. I miss your massage in. I'd love to hire you for it. Are you vaccinated yet. I think that's perfect. I think that honestly sounds casual and just yeah just right. Yeah and. I agree with amanda thing too. If you don't wanna go out rate in say because you know that may be very personal to just go. What precautions are you taking. you know. I just wanna make sure like all be. If you say. I'll be wearing my mask. I just wanted to make sure that you know. All the precautions will be taken. Because you know just you know. Put it on you as well. I don't wanna be the one that kills you. Oh and you could also say like whatever your status is you could say. I'm not vaccinated yet or i am vaccinated like if you just offered him. Yeah yeah for the information and let them massage therapists know that. I'm being forthright with facial with the facial thing i mean that's that's interface so you can do worrying i think don't you think it's an indoor outdoor facial. Sounds nice though. Yeah it does but you gotta get that steam. You need all the tools. Yeah well extension cords have come a long way. How they could set off. They could set up under a palm tree. I had a facial in two thousand nineteen in march. Twenty eight was like february march before the shutdown. Oh you got a lot of lot of stuff going on with that facial like at one point she said. Can i put this weird mask on your face. That has real light. It was just like a jason mask it was just it was like i know which one you're talking about but it would be funny if it was just a halloween and she just put it on you and just stare at you. You hear her picture. Yeah dr weird mask on you. I was like this light. It was like this light thing. And i was like this. They can't this has got to be bullshit. I thought it in my mind. I didn't like mask those light mouse. I call bullshit on those. I do i do. I'm sorry but led lighting anything. That's how i feel and it was like she did all these other things on my face to that. We're very nice. But how do i know what was the thing that made my skin feel nice. It could have been any of the three different things she was doing yell. I know when. I come out of this thing. I'm getting the works totally still the works. I'll i'll i'll probably never not be a fully worked up groomed person after this. Because i'll become hyper addicted to. I'm dying for a group dinner. get me a groups. You get a couple of bottles of wine for the table at split some apps. I'm going toppers career. Benny hana's like benny honner out to have a ranger directly in your mouth. That's all clip shrimp in there. That sounds so fun. Like a gr- community table like you'd go in a restaurant and they would be like we don't have any tables available except for the community table at front and other people might sit with the at okay. I would be like yes except amanda. And i had a really bad experience of the community table at the village bakery in atwater member. Amanda there was a man that just kept fighting. There is a man that kept parting at the community table. Like odd audibly audibly. He he would do lift. The cheek lit up. And i don't wanna shane either. But i do. There was another one. I was there another time. A woman was breastfeeding at the table. With like no covering. And that's but i'm girl like i'm eating in those or bodily fluids like i'm so sorry but to not even have like a thing over it like i can't do it. I can't yeah that's on. that's on me. I get it no and also breastfeeding in public is like that's great but there is something about breastfeeding at a communal table. That can't do it. I can't do it without across the line for me to. I might just be us being conditioned because it's like bureau eating. Why can't the baby eat. Because that's because i'm not watching someone else. Eat fluid from someone else's body right even if it is like nourishing fluid that a baby denies that interesting. Actually i would like for people to weigh in on this. If it's okay to breastfeed out of communal table like we know it's not not okay but is it a little bit on the line. I'm just curious that people think it's wrong in my opinion. it's dead wrong. I i have more issue with the partying. But that's it's all and it was all it was all at the village bakery and atwater so that cable seems to be some sort of tech. Just table is not your living room. It is the communal table. Okay so johnny. This the part of the show where we like to ask our guests to ask our listeners to step up to the plate rate review and even join our patriot for as little as three dollars a month for two bonus episodes. So if you just take a moment right now to do that. Oh i would like everybody to join the patriots on. Is that what i'm at. Yes yes also three dollars. A month is a bargain for this kind of content. If you me and you're supporting independent artists in you're not part of some giant corporate machine you know you pay that whatever five dollars for disney plus but do they really need it. Do you want to be a part of giant cog in a a faceless subscriber and a machine or do you wanna be a part of community bond over this fun intimate show. I think you wanna be part of the community saw. That's so well said thank you janey definitely step up and submit your big ones samir. You can emails your big ones at the big ones podcast gmail.com and also you guys rain review. We've been getting some really good reviews One woman. I believe wrote in and said that they love talking with their teenager about the big ones. They said they'll never be cool. Mom but that the big ones dilemmas have led to some interesting combos that their teenager but goal isn't that is really cool. Yes so writing because we do read them and we'd love them so yeah well thank you janey and we'll take a quick break and when we come back we might down. Play the dilemma at hand. Okay we're back okay so this is a lemba that i'm going to read. Now that i think will find very interesting and air and it reminds me of one of my other favorite questions. That's up there with. Would you kick a horse to death to cure cancer. The other question that i love asking people is. Would you shrink your spouse three inches without their consent for for three million dollars. I would so fast. I would so fast do it with yeah. You would shrink three inches three inches without him knowing. Yeah you're what he'd never find out he would never find. You never know. Or i just say oh. It's your shoes. it's your shoes. Where'd you shrink apology ni. Yeah then let's he can. No it was me or is he just going to be like who gave you three million dollars in cash long. What if shrink the but then you add it like heels on all of their shoes. What if i i would pre- hem all of his pants. You'd have to really you'd have to. You'd be mad if he found out that it was you right. I think so. Yeah but it's the without the consent part that feels a little questionable. Let me ask you this. Because i have a feeling craig would be down forgetting that three million even if you shrunk three inches would you do it to a stranger. No for some reason strangers even harder. You're not sharing three mill shit. They don't get anything out of it. I just thought that. Remember that. Movie with cameron diaz whatever called the box. Where if you press the button someone somewhere dies. Remember that but it would be so much less like steaks if it was just somewhere the world. So which drake three inches if you press that button long movie is her like there's another version of this question that you could ask like i mean this one is a little bit gendered only because it's like guys are more sensitive about their high. Whatever you know what. I'm talking hetero normative get it but the other version of this question is if you ask the ask the husband for three million dollars but what they have to do is not shrink their wives they have to just slice off the tip of their pinkie while they're sleeping into them site the white slice though vast finger on my god that's traumatic but of the with the wife would wake up right. Yes she would know it was. You had sliced her pinky off. But then you'd say. I'm sorry i couldn't tell you i was going to do that. But here's we got three million dollars that an and you're married to like if i could decide what we're doing with three million dollars you could do it. Well you better have that conversation now so that he knows when it comes up that seems traumatic for both parties. Because if i had to slice someone's finger off that would not. I wouldn't like the experience of it. No traumatic for sure. Yeah it's tough. He doesn't do much well. And it's just the tip at donovan to the nail. It's literally just the tip like how you might do when you're using the mandolin slicing veggies. Bad well look you could still get a manicure and have a nail and stuff. Yeah just the tiniest tip okay. Let's get to our big big one. But i just wanted to bring that up. You are an average. Joe named dave lives in omaha and is trying to make ends. Meet to support your family. You're experiencing financial problems and our overall dissatisfied with your life. however there's a new technology that might allow all of your dreams to come true searching for a way to solve overpopulation and global warming. Dr your been as bureau invents downsizing and irreversible process to shrink people to a high of five inches. If you decide to downsize you will move to a wonderful place called leisure world in new mexico where you can live in an upscale community with endless amenities and a beautiful home for a fraction of the cost of your mediocre life. Now would you downsize order to live a life of wealth and splendour or stay big and stay depressed while now. This is from the oscar nominated movie downsizing. i and i missed that movie. But it's interesting an interesting concept now that you're sharing it now. This movie i think was was hated universally hated however when i first solid i liked it because i didn't know what the hell it was. I just watched it at home. I was like this is kind of interesting. Because it's matt damon. They shave him the shrink and they send them off to new mexico. It was not to like. Was that the tagline. I do wonder what you know. There is something very enticing to me about being small you know. I do look at like doll houses. Sometimes i go. Oh wind up be fun you know but this is hard because you you would have to get all your friends and family to do it with you unless amanda could they kind of come pick you up. Put you in their pocket and take you to like thanksgiving. I think they can come. There's some sort of visitation situation and you're in a community with like a bunch of people so you're basically entering a microcosm of right of society. But yeah you would kind of have to abandon some people from your life because it's a choice thing it's not like we're all gonna do this as a society. No i mean eventually. That's what this guy is saying. The scientists we should downsize because then this is great. It's the only way to save the planet you know. And then there is not factor to though actually is you really reduce your carbon footprint andrew little instead of recycling you can go really tiny. Yeah but the but the the world that has created for the downsized community is a construct of the real world right so so is the idea that there is a perfectly replicated world. Yes like if you like. I want to go to semi. There's like a miniature yosemite. I don't think it's quite like that. It's you're sort of stuck with the amenities of wherever you've downsides. But i don't quite remember but i think there's like the ability to travel like there's a couple of these little civilization so you could always sort of hop over to another one you know if you got bored or something. Okay you're also creating by by being that small you're creating a world in which you are There's like a larger species than you that you have to be aware be aware of when i'm thinking about is the fear of the someone just coming in this. You know one you and all of a sudden on you. Yeah like they're running around and they accidentally run through your your fake world dire in. Do they become like gods in a way to these larger than life. People become gods because you have to like ask them for things and they become you know they're all seeing they can just look down and look at your world you know. Yeah i mean in the movie. It's not like that. You're basically in a secure location but there is a safety risk. If there's a natural disaster or a terrorist attack or something you you truly are defenceless but aren't we anyway. Manda how we are kind of so in this little world. When you're in it you probably feel the same size that you were previously It would only be if you were confronted with your former life or people in your life in some. You know if you're confronted in some way you realize you're a small. Yeah you probably forget pretty fast because everyone else in there is small to and now. You haven't seen the movie either. No i have. I don so so but i can't remember a lot of it in the movie. He's supposed to downsize with his wife and then right he wakes up tiny and then she's still big and she's like i chickened out. I want a divorce. I can't do anything because he's so little era versatile i take. I think it is like you can't be like okay. I'll go back. you can't just test it. yeah. I guess the big question here is how important is like if you take away the the footprint aspect of it you know the ecological what are you. What do you call it. the ecological. Yeah that are that environmental then. How important is like having nice things if in and you know being richer whatever if you're going to be in somewhat of an isolated world yeah no i think it's like i i understand from this guy's perspective why he does it because he's super dissatisfied in his life first of all we have to remember that he's working his ass off at job and still can't afford the things that he wants so i understand it's like you have thirty thousand dollars saved. What's that gonna get you in this world especially depending on where you live you go to the. Why can't you live somewhere out. He doesn't have to live in america either while the. But this is the thing you go to downsizing world. It's it's like you're in like whatever the like amazing version of club. Med is because club. Med to us. It's like we wouldn't want to live there but whatever that great version and you're thirty thousand dollars suddenly becomes like millions of dollars and it's like well now. I can really afford the life that i want. I don't have to be a slave to my nine to five I like that part of it but the idea of everyone that you like in the world choosing the same life. That's like a big deal. That's like saying like i'm going off to do this. Whole other thing and you may never see me in the same way again like our. it's like. Yeah yeah seems hard. But i think you joining us thing. Joining cultus are joining a You know a movement or you think about it. It could be like this too so we all live in california. It's really expensive to live here. What a suddenly you're like. Well i'm gonna move to enter name of place that is a lot cheaper to live and and it's kind of the same idea like i'm going to buy a house here in just like my dollar stretches so much further and then you you same thing. You'd have to kind of not see your family. I mean that's happening to me kind of now with friends. That have left california. They're like i don't know i. We're removing backs wherever because of whatever be near family. Yeah you know. And and now i'd like to see them in the future. But you know just logically unless you make that effort. It doesn't really pan out that way but you do have at least if i like moving to. Wherever in the world we live in now. At least you've got you know you've still got the world at your fingertips where if you go into this little world you really do have a smaller version like you don't have the world you kind of are put in a prison in a way. I get that too because my first instinct is like hell no. I'm not going to do this. Because i would feel trapped but then i put myself in the position of the actual character who is so much more trapped in his real life then he is when he downsizes like he's trapped in his job. He's trapped where he lives like. He's trapped with the the friends that he has he's just you're dissatisfied with all of it and so i totally get why this actually feels like freedom now. I understand being trapped in your life. Is there really no other way to entrap yourself. You know i mean i. I know that people go through really horrible things where they are trapped like financially or in relationships or just whatever but could he not like decide to for me. I'm dave i guess what i'm doing. Could i not decide to take this thirty thousand dollars and save you know. Could i not initiate the divorce. Could i not say i'm unhappy. Like i need a different. I need to go back to school. Or i need to. You know find who i am you know. I think that book wild about the woman who hiked the pacific northwest trio being. She she you know. She was dealing with grief and trauma in her life but it was like this life changing experience for her. Yeah like nothing. That i as dave could do that would be less permanent. And what would a hike. What would a hike be as that person. Like a little hill dirt. I guess so. I guess you could just sort of scale like a coffee. Cup would be a skyscraper. If i'm five inches tall rock you put like a or you put like a big rock on the ground and then you can kind of you know. Repel off of it. I guess it does kind of feel like if you're five inches tall and you're going into this new society then all of a sudden who's to say it's not going to evolve into what the society is now like if gloria i have thirty thousand dollars and that's like a million millions of dollars in this tiny place but in ten years hiking boots might be two hundred and fifty dollars in miniature land. Yeah in miniature land for my like tiny five inch feet five inches tall your feet. Would it be giving those scary mistakes be steak. Is it like cheaper because you need less calories to or is it just all shrunken down so it would be. You need well. no. It's all chinese i think about it. This is what i think. It's going to cool about it. Is like you get a play of the biggest stake you've ever seen but it's actually only like this. Big stake could feed like thirty thousand downsizers. What do you guys think. Well let's go and just give our thoughts on on what we think we would do here. Well i'll just start by saying reminds me a lot of the. Would you go into the goop question that we did. I think early on with. Angela timber like would you basically go into virtual reality to live your dream life and my instinct is always like no. Because i'm curious. I think we only get one life to live and i'm just curious to see how stuff plays out on planet earth. So that's why. I always sort of bump up against going into these contrived worlds i also distrust corporations and distrust systems that this whoever is running this place like i don't trust them. So this is i. I wouldn't want. I would not want to downsize because i don't wanna put my life into like a corporations hand too vulnerable. You'd be too vulnerable. Yeah i see that. I agree with that i would. I don't think there is something very interesting about being like things aren't working out for me on this level of life you know. Let's downsized me. And i'll be able to kind of thrive in a way that i don't see myself able to thrive in the world. I'm living in. But i think that as jean was saying it. Is this kind of idea of doing like just doing things yourself and going like change i to see in my life and i'm gonna do things that are in if i'm putting so much emphasis on these material things and have this and i don't have this then. I'm working my butt up. Will you know you can't get everything you want. And maybe it's time to rearrange your priorities. And honestly i might be healthier for for rearranging my priorities than i would be if i just all of a sudden got everything i ever wanted because i was then made to be smaller so i'm staying the size i am and i'm gonna i'm gonna wild it. I'm going to go hiking in the woods. And i'm going to kind of figure out. Why put so much emphasis on things that in the end don't really matter do. They're smart thanks. I mean now that. I'm hearing you guys say this very practical angle. You know thinking about it you distrust of corporations and then the whole argument for digging deep inside that's more satisfying way of finding happiness right so and just as a practical matter. It's really hard for me to get in dave's head about making some decision that so permanent. See my whole thing is. It is intriguing but i would say i would stay. Mice is only because what if i hate being small. Yeah and then. I would be so forever mad at myself that i made this decision. And then you know because it could make you think god when i was. Big it sucked. I worked so hard. I didn't get anywhere. I hated where i lived. You know might. Relationship was in a rut. But it wasn't that bad like be all could be worse. You know braise like all these people are so like shallow or something you might not like the group you know i. It's just two permanent too scary to make a decision. That's you know if you make a decision in your life that's Permanent like that. If you're like. I want a divorce. I wanna move somewhere for some reason. It feels less scary because you still have. It's not as big of a change and you still understand. You still understand the world you're living in. You know what i mean. Where if you're downsized you're kind of being put into a whole new universe. It's it's so it's so final and then there's no option to go back you know. Yeah that's no good. I don't like that. So i think none of us are downsizing right but it was Beach is there a beach in there. I bet there is. Yeah but there's a be. They native tiny little beach. You just butter. You just better hope that a cat never finds you. Yeah i get it. Well like are they putting little. Are they taking animals instead in shrinking them in there. That's such a good question. I bet they did downsize some animals and put them as you might wanna take your dog with you or something that even is that morally right to do that to animals. I missed downsize. Margot so bad. Yeah that would be so you stay the same size. Yes she's just tiny the that would be but then you would have trouble finding her around the how you're right. She's put a little bill get height so many places if she were a tiny like. Okay so i think that was an interesting conversation but should we get to our dear big ones. Yeah let's do it okay. This is a listener. Dear big ones. Over four years ago. I had a pretty significant falling out with a close friend and at the time roommate during my senior year of college it was pretty ugly and by graduation we were not on speaking terms and both wordlessly moved out of the apartment. We have not spoken since summer as we have both grown into adult. I'm sure we're both much happier. Stabler people than than the to inks fueled petty college grads. Who panicked about entering into the workforce but to be honest. I have no desire to reconnect as friends and i doubt she would either. She's recently married and lives far away and seems to be thriving. And i have a wonderful in fulfilling circle of friends and family around me though. What happened was unfortunate. I understand friendships end. in life. For various reasons i don't want to relitigate pass dramas and bring up the ghost fights and jealousies. That mean nothing to either of us. Here's my dilemma. I moved out earlier than her had agreed to pay my half through the final month since we were not talking. I just assumed. I would mail it to her. At a later date. She then ended up losing the apartment early to and did not give me her forwarding address. So i used that rhett payment to cover my new lease and one of our last communications. She brought it up and dropped her venlo information asking i pay her. I said i would but as a struggling post grad who was broke. I didn't have the money on hand and pushed it off weeks turn into months years etc. I still have not paid her. I've periodically think of this haunted. I am financially very stable now but haven't spoken to her over four years. She's married and doing well for herself. So it's not like she needs a rent payment. But i feel terrible knowing i owe someone money and did not pay them out of the actual inability then reluctant and awkwardness and i initially justified it. Because her parents paid her rent. So i know that money didn't come out of her pocket but here four plus years later i still think about it so big ones. What am i to do do i let it go. Wordlessly find her ben mo info again and send it to hurt that feels creepy reach out and bring it up and also risk bringing up all the wounds just to apologize and pay because i really have no desire to reignite a friendship or even talk about our college fallout. I honestly don't even remember the exact amount i owe. But i guess it would be around seven hundred dollars. The amount makes a difference. Do i still owe someone money. If they haven't asked for years. I love you so much. Five stars patriot supporter. And i ensure everyone. I can't go s- girls you're right. It's a future cult classic. Because everyone. I've shown it to has lost over. How good it is inciting greatest delighted meet. Thanks everything anonymous okay. This is interesting. I mean i ju- i have situations like this. Where like one time. I like lost. Someone's shoes they. Let me. And i never i kind of just goes did You know little things like that with i have do you remember jeff. Kleiner d- amanda. Yeah we used to do improv. With him and there was a there was one time. He lent me his projector. He'd let me his video projector. I was convinced. I gave it back to him convinced. And then i remember this. This is all like a fuzzy memory. But i somewhat remember him going like. Oh yeah no. I never got that back. But i don't have it like. I never saw like. I don't know if i literally like stole a projector from a guy Yeah and this is something. Where do i to kleiner being like. Hey i didn't. I don't know if i ever gave that back to you. It's crazy if i didn't can i now pay you for it. It's interesting because i think it's actually okay. These things happen you know. It's also happened to me. This one girl borrowed my fricking prom dress and ever gave a back and i asked her about it for like three years and i never got a back okay. So it was like a friend of her high school and she's just like wanted to borrow it. And then i never got it back. Sure so anyway this stuff happens. I think you know if it's been the for this listener. It's been four years if it's bothering you. You might as well like do. Yeah yeah. I mean i think there are creative ways of resolving this outstanding debt that she has made she could send it in the form of like a gift card or a donation. An or you know just that this is like i know that we're both we've moved on. Were adults but it has always bothered me. That i treated you this way and i would like to. You know offer to make a donation to a homeless shelter in your family's name or something like that. I don't know yup. But then then what i think is the girl is well. It's my money Give it to me. And then all all decide what to do with it. You know what i mean. That's interesting. I don't know because she doesn't or who the listener. I don't know if it's a girl. They don't want to rekindle any relationship. So the fact that you're reaching out with this means there you are kind of this door now. There is a way to do it. Where maybe right no and you go like it. Were you write something online. Where you're like a i. I want to pay for this. I never paid you for. I've been looking back on our lives. This you know and and i hope you're doing well in your life. I'm doing well in mine. And you know. I was so grateful for the friendship. We had making it very clear that this is all things having to do with the past and nothing to do with the future. You know there is a way to do that but you do. Run the risk of them going. Well we're going to be in your town in a month. Let's catch up and get a drink. I guess you have to be prepared. If you're going to make a gesture and reach out you have to be prepared for every possibility and one possibility is they might say suck you. You made my life a a really stressful. And i don't care about the money please. Just lose my number Well or they could say. Oh my god that was ancient history. I'm so glad you're doing well but don't worry about it or they can say yeah. I could use that seven hundred dollars. I can't believe you're finally going to pay me back. And then the forecast such an attitude this is like oh sure go ahead and give it to me and i would love to catch up with you gonna to be in your town. Let's get a drink or so. You have to kind of like go through every or you might not hear anything. Yeah this person might be like you know this. This was a toxic friendship. You know ended badly. Whatever you could feel it out. I mean it just depends on what you're prepared for your in. It also depends on if you think. This person is worth kind of disclosure. You know like it's. This person was not healthy. I don't have enough information on the relationship. I think for me. It's like because 'cause they're saying like i don't care. It seems more about the money like this. Our listeners just feeling guilty that they owe someone money. And i got that feeling. So i mean i just think you have to ask yourself to me at this point. It's been four years. Which actually isn't that long. And if that were me. I'd still definitely remember someone owed me. Seven hundred dollars number two and i know and i have a friend who borrowed money from another friend who the friend is well off and in this friends still says yeah so i don't i don't want to talk to you. They they borrowed money. They never mentioned to me again and felt really bad for the friend that loaned the money. The friend that loaned bunny felt a disrespected total. It wasn't about the money necessarily was about just not acknowledging it right was upsetting from my friend Yeah so yeah. Four years is not. It's not that long. It really even if and seven hundred dollars not an insignificant. If it worth twenty years ago. I'd say like this is kind of funny. Why don't you just vend mow them and say for rent. Nineteen eighty seven. Like you know what i mean like but for years ago so yeah i would say i i would say you're thinking about it enough that honestly it is going to be. The closure i know is like a weird word because like what is closure anyway but it does seem like it would be a nice little end of a chapter if you of got that done and then you were able to move on and not have to think about it because it's obviously stressing you out in one way or another and i would say i would say why don't you just on find them on social media send them a message and just say like i. This is going to sound crazy i. We haven't talked in so long and things ended so weird. I've been feeling bad about forgetting to pay you that rent. And i wanna vendor you like this know yeah forgetting i just i just feel like ori or you could say like because i think what the if i'm not mistaken with the with the listeners asking is do i should. I still be stressed about this kind of. Yeah right and i don't think you can. It's a matter of being stressed or not stress. Because your mind is gonna do what your mind is going to do so you can either put it to bed by paying them or you can just kind of deal with this for the next fifteen years because it'll stick in your brain. I do think if you if someone if you owed someone seven hundred dollars and you didn't pay and then the last interaction you had was them saying this is my van. And you omi yeah. Seven hundred whatever. The amount was that. It's possible that i mean you still technically you still. Yeah there's honoration. There's no expiration on knowing someone. Yeah yeah a chunk of money. So i think your impulse is that you still owe it or you wouldn't be writing this letter so i don't think there's anything wrong with it but i also think to amanda on your point like reaching out saying i know this is weird but i think there could also be maybe If you feel inclined like an apology as well. I'm so sorry that i didn't respect you enough. To tell you i was financially insolvent or that i you know whatever it was that you're going through because part of it too is sounds like you justified it because it was her parents might not not on you to justify azoulay still money. It's still somebody else's money that someone on more. I mean it's an and that's even maybe even worse. Because she had to borrow extra from her parents. I think you just you then mo mo that money you leave a little message. That's very much kind of like sorry. This took so long. Hope you're doing. Well i mean who's gonna who's gonna hurt. Who's going to be hurt. Yeah i think. I just see what happens. It'll be an interesting experiment to like an update us. I honestly think if somebody does someone money and they pay for years later. How could you there you know. How could you be. You can be mad at took for years but not mad that they've finally right. Yeah yeah you wanna make this right because it because it ended poorly. But you don't want to rekindle a friendship. It's more about squaring this hang your day. And what do i do about the projector. I think you should reach out to your friend and say no. Do you still need a projector. Because i can't stop thinking about if i lost your projector. Yeah i'm going to is the projector i never i. There was when my memory is so shot. All i can remember is borrowing the projector thinking i gave it back and then having a conversation with him one time being like i gave it back to you right and like smiling being like but never getting. It never getting brought up again. It's so hard. Because then what do i do. There's a couple of things like this. That i did wrong. I one time lost a bunch of my mom's scarves one. That's painful yeah one time. I lost I can't even get into it. There's just been a key to lose things a lot. Okay so people let me borrow stuff and it would disappear. But then i got car mickley. My prom dress missing. So and that was your most prized possession. If i recall that was. I know it wasn't that prom dress. It was this really cute. Red vintage one. That was truly one of a kind. Wow that's a bummer advantage. That you can't like replace. No yeah. I don't know i just i want. I want this listener to feel this sense of relief over making the situation right. Yeah and then. All i want to know because of it makes you feel good that maybe maria and i will start. I think i am going to email. Jeff and just be like look curry. I honestly like i might just let that one die on the vine. It's kind of more about your own. it's more of your own anxiety than like jeff has been off. I had to call a pizza place and impala driving. I honestly mad that you did. I miss todd. How did they. How did they take your apology very well. Very very well what had happened. Was i ordered a pizza the other night and i'm very much hypochondriac. This pandemic has been something. That's really been insane for me anyway. The pizza guy showed up and he said he's his mask was slipping down the slipping down and basically before he came. I didn't go and get my mask in my car. I was going to just put up my shirt my sweatshirt and then i was going to go out. Grab the pizza. Because every time before that craig had gotten the pizza and he was like they just handed off in. If you hold your breath. It's fine meeting him outside. Whatever but his mask slipped down. I didn't have a mask on. And he started walking towards me and he went all california license plate and he was super friendly and he was walking closer and closer toward me to where he got right to my face there was no protection and i and california license. I used to live in san diego man. Oh man i really miss it. And he started like really like telling me about something in his life that like affected him and i couldn't. I was so paranoid about not having on that. I literally just nodded and walked into the house and like when away i'd already tipped him and i came inside the house and i lost my appetite completely and i was like. Oh my god. I feel 'cause if it was something where he was just like. Hey enjoy your pizza. But he was like talking about like time in his life even if it was passing where it was like. He really miss san diego. Something up brought up for me not to go like oh. I'm so sorry. Yeah california's awesome blah blah blah. So i came inside. And i was like i texted. Amanda amanda insane. But i came inside and i was like washed my appetite completely and i was like i feel like such shit. This guy like reached out to me in some capacity to connect and i literally turned away from him solely. I talked to craig. And he's like if you feel bad running just call in. So i called in is called pizza place when i was like. Hey i have a message for the delivery guy when he comes back and she was like. Yeah what is it. And i was like i just want to say i and i wrote it all down. I wrote it all down before. He said it's why wouldn't be a bumbling. This is what. I said okay ready. Hey my boyfriend and hey my boyfriend. And i just got a pizza delivered about an hour ago. I wanted to leave a message for the delivery guy. I wanted to apologize. I wasn't wearing a mask in. So i was rude and didn't acknowledge when he started talking about how he had left san diego because he saw california license plate. I didn't wanna be out there without a mass way went inside without acknowledging it so i just wanted to call and apologized for being rude and the girl was really gracious. And oh my god. I'm sure it's a big thing. But he will appreciate that. You said that. And i said okay thank you. I think that's nice. That's a good ending. it is a good ending. But it's just like it's hard to differentiate between zion and actual feelings. Yeah i think if. I didn't know that you were kind of. I'm seeing a pattern of you being riddled with guilt for some mundane action. Spiraling over if. I hadn't seen this as sort of a coleman pattern. He started what. I've noticed a couple of weeks ago i would have said. Oh this quirky whatever just calling apologize. But i i'm like okay. This seems more like your overthinking your own actions when like you should trust your instincts that like you're not you're nice good person and you don't you know you can give yourself and that grand that everybody can reasonably kind of assume people might have be having an off moment and also if he wants talked about san diego. He should pull up his mask. I should've had my mouth. Yeah i should have had a mask on totally and learn. Look i i i. Don't i think that you handled it in a way that made you feel better and it probably made. The delivery. Person feel acknowledged. Yeah was and hopefully you got your appetite back to eat that pizza. Because that's all i can think about now is that we'll know that was. That was seriously crazy like it affect me so much. My appetite literally was like not hungry all of a sudden. That's how much of what worries me. Because i think that is is not in saying not insane. But i just think like that sort of level of reaction it makes me worried and you should be worried and i was i get to. I've done that. I feel that all the time. So i'm not just saying it's something you basically what you're saying is you fell that the level of anxiety that it created in her might be a sign of like maybe some mental some self care absolutely ourselves selling yes i have to be but also need to. This is what i need to do before. I do actions. I need to think before. I ask because what happens is i don't and then afterwards i get riddled with such guilt about it. That i have to backtrack where the helpful thing in my life would be to prepare to have the mask to go get to not be lazy to go. Get my anticipate because it's like you can't change your reaction in that moment. Once he wrote it was like i would have done the exact same thing. I oughta ran out of there and like just waved off in the distance. But yeah have been like. I forgot about that. So you're setting yourself up for success. Which is what. I need to work on because if i blurt something out if i don't think before i say something and then i immediately feel guilty because of it i go well then maria. Maybe you shouldn't. Maybe you should not do those things that then put you in the position to feel like that. Yeah i get that but it's like it's also like we all do that kind of stuff and like i also just when someone does something like that i always try to give them the benefit of the doubt and then i just assumed people do it for me and maybe they don't but i think you should go easy on yourself. Honestly i really do. Yeah well maybe you guys can write in and tell me what i should do about this projector jeff. If you're listening maybe we can figure this out and if you put prom dress give it back and also you know if i have something of yours i know i have it or i lost it and reach out to me and i'll try to financially compensate you in some way. I'm sorry maria to hear that you're having this experience the things -iety because it sounds very Derailing stabilizing you know to kind of. I can understand being in the situation that we're all in. It must be sort of exacerbating some of these reactions. You know. I mean it would've been completely different if he hadn't have reached out in some way of being like man. I miss san diego like there. Was this tone in his voice. That was like i want to connect and we're in such an period of disconnect me walking away from him was like goddamn. That's horrible due to somebody. That's what i mean. This is just a this is a heart. This is a hard time to navigate like. We're all this weird kind of like. How do we do this again. How do we go to society. I said something. The other day that made me cringe. After i said it and then i was like. Oh they they understand right. I don't remember what was that. It was something that was kind of rude. But i didn't mean it like that. I mean listen. I even my email. Interactions have been like weird so many exclamation points. Hide people know that. I am happy to be talking to them. It's thank you so much. Oh my god. My god me. Yeah yeah food. Hope this finds you okay. It 'cause like. I don't know if like i'm sending this at a time where you're literally like. We just took my relative off the ventilator or some yeah the things that you're thinking in in these times yeah you know well on that note janney. Do you have anything you want to promote. I know the stay of home kuenz. Oh yes please. I have a weekly podcast. Thi- co host with my husband paul tompkins. It's called stay at home. Skains we started at a year ago because we were stuck at home. And i guess we're still stuck in these. Check it out. please check it out. It's so much fun. You guys are delightful. Well that's nice thank you. That's all i have to promote other than if you're a vaccinated massage their reach out reach out you know jamie jamie your long arms. If you're a long armed vaccinated must sues reach out actually got thank you for listening to me ooh.

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Another Little Mermaid? Blame Anything But The Problem 8.6.19

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Another Little Mermaid? Blame Anything But The Problem 8.6.19

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It's tuesday august six twenty nineteenth. My name is mild gray. Aka that stands with miles gray gray a parkinson. I feel kushner creep in and i'm tejada mike pence again. Burn okay anyway. That was read. The part with a harmonica comes in afterwards. Thank you to at no lobos there. Ain't i know lobos sarah. I think there are two straight up for that. Tom petty fired aka and now please if you're driving. I hope your seat belt is on. I hope your gas tank is full as you're about to hit the pedal to the metal. When i tell you with the guests hoses today fresh off the jet into the studio we have none other than the goddess of scams herself misplacing mostly girls scam catis aac ak question. Tell me what you think of lacy as my own then i have my own rings only seventy went. I'm still in those can win this all over his my name and the shoes on my house palm damaged take the car. I'm jogging down schemes. That's perfectly. I'm sorry guys allows me last. No no we seldom do our as of perfect <hes> and and joining us in our third seat. <hes> is just one one of the great. Guess someone who's been here many times. Someone who i realized i have a lot in common with through her visiting the show and we have a mutual love for the t._l._c. show ninety day fiance and you know what i'm going to say something right now. I'm going to surprise really quick and i don't know if i'm if i'm allowed to do this legally but she's also the host co host of a new iheart podcast coming out called four hundred twenty day fiancee. You heard it right here. That's what's up. This is me and more importantly our guest today miss sophia alexandra your own on dancehall science care was all hype from backing lacy up on the air so we're all trying to figure out was if it was i got it or i stole it. We weren't i'm sure the parents i was doing a michelle and kelly where where she likes. Me is beyond saying now you fucking hitting the notes wrong business. I can't and i loved it. I love especially when michelle falls. That's all yes. They step over bobby more importantly. I haven't seen you since the new season of four hundred or four hundred twenty two. You know that's our podcast day fiance yeah girl. There's a lot of lot of scams going. There's a lot of people who i hope just for their own souls scam <hes> they're gonna get scammed also returning favorites. Yes like darcy and also it looks like angela is back with michael michael. How could you do your bunker empty. He's it is we'll see we'll see what happens with that anyway anyway. If you enjoy us talking about this you're going to have to tune in to four twenty five and if if you've ever wondered what i'm like on a podcast high talking about a reality show this might be something for you. Don't look for educated takes on anything. It's real similar to this but it's not about anything better than the pace is very slow all right well before we get to know you even better. Let's talk about some of the stories. We're going to talk about today. There's a lot going on <hes>. I there will be a live musical production on a._b._c. on t._v. Of the little mermaid so if you wanna be offended again then <hes> you should check this out too because guess what it's going to be more all equal volume so it's not a redhead like you wanted white supremacists <hes> also talking about federal work. He kinda showed up in a way that i forgot that that betto existed <hes> obviously part of a larger discussion what about the two mass shootings that occurred within roughly fourteen hours of each other over the weekend as well as some new cruelty steve from lindsey graham <hes> college campuses. I guess are the new malls. According to a new article. I saw in buzzfeed talking about a few other. Do things too like <hes> there was a subway sandwich artists competition and you know my love subway tuna so <hes> we're gonna god. That's my favorites. Always that's good so you're also also a trash person in your insides broken cross all right well before we get into that. Let's get into his view. What is something from your search history. That's revealing about who you are. Okay so turns out <hes>. I have this recurring problem of not been able to remember certain details about movies like the other day. My husband was like have you ever seen brazil and i was like that's about all the different hitler's right. It was like what the fuck are you talking about and then we realized that i was thinking of boys from brazil. Oh literally with every movie so we what search was brazil august boy supercell back bring up a very vague like search result back. Would you like brazil. Now i term movie okay yeah but yeah and then then he also brought brazil up to me as a comedy and then i was like with the songs he talking about he meant the actual brazil but then when we saw it he was the guy remember it as a lot funnier i'm like are you serious way. There's a movie called brazil. That's a comedy. I'm so out of the loop. He thinks it's darcus fuck. It has a very very sad end hitched it to me as a comedy and the news likud score of a dark comedy and then i looked it up. It says drama slash fantasy. There's something wrong with him mm-hmm. I mean that's how i thought the word redfern grows was a comedy when when he killed his own dogs with the x. because of the cougar whatever was laughing so hard they got kicked out of class yeah so some sometimes comedies ways what is funny comedy subjective as we've all learned in where the red fern grows it was. The dog was attacked by cougars. It was like some kind of animal that was attacking heard the smooth. Oh yeah you had to read this book. We were all forced to read it in texas in <hes> middle school and there's something about two dogs and the little boy gets two thousand he's real excited about it and then one of the dogs gives an a cougar fighters online yeah and he uses an axe to try to like hit the cougar and he accidentally the kind of dog dog a doggy depress dog dead and then it died probably looking at the owner crooked the sound extra that i i would have laughed to write. That doesn't sound i. I also had to read this elementary school but i've checked the fuck out. I think yes it was funny to me and i did get kicked out of class and reprimanded for laughing. I was laughing so hard in place you mostly go in the hallway. I also think john wick. I was i did think taken was a comedy right. Yes everybody to death. It's very funny. What something that's overrated mercury being in retrograde <hes> no you know how your girl hates on on fake science and astrology and bull shit like that so you hate this. I hate this. People are always be like in los angeles like i'm syria twenty minutes mercury's and retrogade. It's like no you bitch and like sam. I honest about it. I believe in mercury and you yes yes. Oh our whenever it's been gatorade whenever retro gray kelly <hes> so many people have tweeted that i'm like i don't even joke but almost to the point where i think she had to fight other people on twitter at all mercury's and gatorade because people have been saying dan all types of who owns it but i always say it's not a joke lakewood. People also have to prove this joke. I listen look okay. You simply pay o. J. second twenty nine thousand nine hundred km citizen twenty thirteen predates even the planet mercury. I got a picture of me holding up the newspaper and the next to it yeah i mean it's believe i who use that. Excuse actually they. They can't say shit anymore ended on friday but it was in retrograde for like a month. I july seventh sign any contracts this. This is just an excuse to be dodging which is probably why you can't sign a contract or all of seems like i have really like high. Stakes live like all the time. They're like yeah. Don't be on a yacht. Don't buy expensive new technology. I'm like this is not in the cards for me like oh. They're like don't purchase a home. I'm like well jesus how i wasn't going to purchase a home. I'm nowhere like rob report raji section no but i'm saying like a lot of shit about your life. They assume that you are at least wealthier comfortable that is they don't sign any like yours his name buy a home. If you're in the market for some plastic surgery way <hes> exactly people horror school they'll be like go. Oh bells having a deal in a week. 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People just walk in there taking free shipping devices love the confidence because i remember we were in college and he had i'd like a few of them stacked up the art my secret weapon right here. I'm sorry. Did you think you're going to go in there and they'll give you things for free because you you're stacking five coupons the fine print. If you add confused enough you can get a real good discount. You used to be able to use expired. What do you mean you still can the bed bath and beyond ones yeah still inspire coupons and be like oh. I didn't know it was expired in those still honoring. I love a coupon. You know i became one of those people to where i i like to look at my in in store deals. <hes> for groceries sometimes cereal little white beard while meat meat's expenses a little bit assume assume they're good now. You can get the soup out and demonstrate age. He loves this shit. What's the thing that's underrated. Okay benny hana's because how i feel like the only people throat how takes i just feel like not enough. People love of any honest there. They think it's like corny or whatever who does a live people. I see anything it's just so hold on the only people will like any honest enough or me my friend dave rankin who you know chains able fucking love benny hana's we'll oppor. I don't know if i i don't see you're one of those. People will know what i'm saying is. I've been hana has value but i'm not saying i'm not saying we gotta go to bidding on it right now. See i would leave right now. Yeah we'll look. That's a that's a trip. I'm willing to take but can we do that next time. I had a place for people who have horrible children you never let's see a good childhood mini. Hannah's every kids are awful. It's like where you take bad kids. You have never younger teenager something. The fire gets like my my child's eyebrows persson's someone who's in my mouth and i want them to make that pacman joke when air making the rice and for me it's all about the volcano would the onion rings steam out of the little onions a good place to go with his showmanship elman shit out really want to talk to because then there's likes us a whole entertainment happening during dinner. You don't really have to make any conversation at several real nice families too because you're always oh sitting great. Where most of your benny hana's experiences is at in texas. Is that l. a.'s at new york avid so when benny hana <hes> and it was in college in pittsburgh and honestly it's like it's like if you take the subway but you gotta eat with everybody you see on the it was. I don't wanna eat with everybody on the subway. It's like if i was on the train and somebody was like it's showtime start cooking shrimp move out the the way we gotta get the gorilla. Here doesn't want shrimp cook for them while they're waiting or in transit. I mean i'm i'm in a you know i guess the i guess we should go yeah because it's really fucking delicious and fun but we're all going to say what would you do if someone took view on a first date depending on my guy already see just the way your life anyhow imagine someone. You're like oh okay. This person might be worth going on a day. They wouldn't like yeah. I'm gonna pick you up. Go somewhere nice and then you invading buckingham well. I don't think you should pitch at a somewhere nice. You should be like he wanted her. Oh that's different but you're right. I think we're gonna do something random then okay. Ah yes dan why we're here. No i'm saying what is your take on. Someone who looks at any hunting goes this is. This is the height of refine. I think that we truly just has so much which that is not uncommon. This relationship would never work. Lou okay like we pull up. All my guy has because because of the bathroom hoover <hes> hold on guess who gets out of that lubar behind are like what so this sounds like dog time shrimps tossed at anyone you're also eating solo spot heard like ghosted date from democrats them. I was like what's up. You wanna hear tunes acknowledged coast. Basically she's just gonna first time that that happened to benny on. I'm sure there's lots of solo people who were supposed to have days without eating makes me so sad. I want me and teachings to rescue everyone eating alone at benny ha's i know he should get a she got a deal from bonn sir hand. That's ridiculous. That steve aoki's so much good. Did you know that we started that this rocky okay. I didn't know that devon aled and steve aoki their their. Their house of cards is coming tumbling down. They didn't dude off. Merit creates fucking bedding hana obey all the actresses and actors that are i say actors for everyone but that are coming out and other people like this person is coming out of nowhere and you find out there are insanely via mod appetite. What oh oh that appetite dan and finally what's a myth sophia. What's something <hes> people are just getting wrong but you want to expose the truth to them. I don't know i feel like expose them to the truth. Sorry yeah. I had never seen how a pomegranate was made or passion. Fruit was made blamed grown grown like how it grows and i recently have and i feel like if you don't know how fruit looks before it is a fruit should google some shit because i didn't know and now i've seen it live and i'm like it kind of blew my mind so your myth is you know contrary to popular belief pomegranates and passion fruits. Don't just fall from the sky fully baked they. I'm sure everyone tuber for night. Shot or whatever you call all this things are on their straight up on tree and okay so the hard outer shell of the little red flower in a pomegranate than the flower wilton becomes like the of the pomegranate and then that shell becomes a harder shell and becomes a pomegranate and it's been nuts watching it happen. There's a tree outside my house and the pomegranate jury. Oh that is so nice to have a fence around it. Now know somebody's getting you. We just take are they right. What do they taste yet or not. Even even when i always just see i mean casino video of how how to do it you like cut them into quarters where the white like membrane is and then you literally split them and then you can just take out those those those little seeds. Can you eat them. Do you eat the shits all to the whole shit. Celebrities spit out the hard part and depends on how nasty how nasty are. I'm a nasty bitch. You know i'll be chewing swallowing them. Shays eat sunflower seeds whole now guys do that. When i was a kid i didn't have i'd have the oral stick to like. Shell them and spit them out because you'd see by now. You're like a pussy master god yeah that's the new man that's i wanna. I want to see on instagram. During the challenge i would see the sun. I see just nonstop rabbit onramp unwrap them. Shit your tongue out pass. You might as well be taking me. Any haunted. House looks like an autumn. He's just trying trying real hard to prove that her majesty's having a good life. I just eighty seven seats in thirty seconds. I just take my time like pomegranates. Immigrants aren't worth the trouble though but once you find out how to split him. It's easy but yeah i know what you're saying and how many of those little things you get in one pomegranate because four i know but i almost colonels individuals. How many karnal like i dunno shit. Oh okay. I feel like the pomegranate is thirsty. Fruit route because instead of being like all the other were like oh. Our seats are right here in the corner like spread them if you want positive like everything is the jews around him closely see this also aggressively beautiful that is like i dare you to eat me. I look like jewels and but there's not a lot right. What are keep us posted on this a ah development yeah yeah. I'll let you know okay cool. We'll get into more that. I don't really do oh you know. Why didn't you realize that wasn't a myth kool. Shen appointed that now we gotta start over okay. What's a myth for real. Don't fuck around sofia sign of a bitch go. Unicorns lewis my backup backup. I've got uniform. They are also grown on trees so crazy and they helped me. Shell my pomegranates okay. We're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back miles. <hes> our next sponsor is nation builder nations been what is that what is it i don't happen. What what is it from. I'm sorry to say look nation. Builder is basically software that can help people mobilize communities. 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Monday's day's episode we had recorded prior to the shootings that happened over the weekend <hes> and yeah <hes> <hes> it's tough when you do this show right because we talk about everything that's happening and we enter these cycles of violence where we it's like everything that can be said has been said and now the just feeling of hopelessness can begin to mount or this desist just really just dark sense that you know i'm not sure what the actual solution is because on one hand we have a government that isn't willing to really confront these issues head on and we also have a very large portion of the country i would say argue at least half that is completely unwilling to recognize the issues for what they are and the root causes of these of these problems specifically about white supremacy now out. There were two shootings within fourteen hours. I in el paso were as of this recording twenty. Two people had been killed. <hes> and around twenty six people injured and then in dayton ohio where nine people were killed in twenty six were injured and the el paso case. Was you know your a textbook case of white supremacist terror the dude posted as manifesto to h and moments before and it's chock full of the same you know racist racist vitriol that we see just all over the internet the dayton shooter not quite clear they don't know if there was a racial motive despite many of the victims being black <hes> i and then some of some people point to his social media activity which may suggest that he was <hes> looking atheist person on the left who may have supported bernie sanders elizabeth with warren but wi- with all those things aside i mean the things that are really clear is that we have three really big problems in this country have begun problem in this country. We have a white supremacist. I mrs terror problem and we are failing citizens and unable to support people who may need help <hes> who might be going having any kind of mental health issue because depending on what side of this you're on and <hes> people on the right would love to just say it's not a gun thing. It's a mental health problem but do nothing about mental health and then on the left. It's very clear that people want much stricter gun control and there are so many statistics that point to the fact that very simple things could have a huge impact on gun violence in this country country but we're at a standstill because the powers that be are just not willing to begin moving in the right direction. I don't know i i mean conservativism has been or just conservative. Rhetoric and talking points have always been a smokescreen for racist to hide behind but as trump trump ascended in the mask is completely come off the party. The media still act surprised by all of this like you had to read recordings of ronald reagan last week saying all kinds kinds of racist shit com black people monkeys and things like that and they're like oh. My god ronald reagan was racist well. I'm sure he would apologize for calling those. Monkeys monkeys yeah yeah if we if he was alive but he's not so he's probably not racist and this idea that like people are really shocked and i guess maybe that's part of the self delusion that a lot of people deal with in this country is that there no one wants to actually fully acknowledged that white supremacy has been woven into the fabric of this country for howie since the beginning. It's in our laws. We have an electoral college for racism like we have to protect southern states and tried to see when they were angry about black people being people that's literally literally where we have an electric right and we have even i mean just like if you look at the attacks of people of you know whether started with native americans to slaves to <hes> hispanics asians displays has never been really that safe for people who are not white. They're you know not to say that. Every place is dangerous but there's a good chance you will encounter some form of racism. If you are not your release you don't register as a caucasian person caucasian american and i think this has become more real issue because the media is not willing to look at donald trump and connect the dots and say this person <hes> this rhetoric is why we got here. It's like and the other statistic to drop that like every place that trump visited and had a rally saw like a two hundred and twenty percent increase in yes something i really highs is and the uptick in just these kinds of attacks. It's been really unrelenting and yeah like a._c._l._u. Also dropped numbers about how many i hate motivated and whatever hate crimes have occurred since he's taken office and like <hes> white nationalist medic and the anti islam anti all of that it has gone up like an insane amount right you know we have a president who on one hand constantly uses these terms. There's an invasion. There's an invasion you hear this even echoed on fox news the same shit and then you wonder when someone types out why are they're killing innocent people they referenced this invasion or this existential threat to whiteness in this country and you know benoa rourke who's from el. Paso you know some journalist caught up with him and asked what can donald trump do to improve this. You're like what's his role and he really just gave a very blunt answer and i'm just gonna play that little out <hes> little snippet for you. He's been calling mexican immigrants rapists and criminals. I like members of the press. What the hold on a second you know. I it's these <hes> it's these these questions that you know the answers to connect the dots about what he's been doing in this country <hes> he's not tolerating racism promoting racism. He's not tolerating violence. He's inciting racism schism and violence in this country and then he goes on to say so. I just don't know what kind of question that is. It's the kind of question that comes to me from a journalistic a practice which is either to entrenched in upholding the status quo or not really being able to really have a sober. I'd look at what's happening and hearing during the tragic stories i mean from like children being instantly orphan with both of their parents being killed or a young parents being killed and you know injuring their children trying to protect them. There's just this pattern of dehumanisation that this country is still going down and and yet we still don't see anything from the leadership that is taking this into account and again we talk. We're not we're not like deluding ourselves. On this show. We constantly talk about how well yeah trump's racist. This is what his whole support is built off of so he's never going to actually denounce white supremacy he did make comments which are so empty and who's reading from a teleprompter that they don't they're not sincere and he's incapable of being empathetic in any way and also people were pretty sure that he was on drugs while he was giving that statement where people saying that oh my god he looked a little every every single person was like as on my timeline. A ton of people are sober and they're like oh is someone who previously has been addicted addicted to prescription pills and stuff like his behavior up there. He's like definitely definitely on uppers and like definitely drugged out and i was like cool cool cool cool. Yeah i mean regardless of how the you know what what state he may. I have been in. We're really in this place now where you have the intelligence f._b._i. Law enforcement raising all these red flags saying hi white supremacist terror is actually the biggest threat to stability in this country or the one of the biggest threats. Just the american people face yet. Nothing is done about it. These people are still encouraged and now we're here and and we looking at a government that is basically saying like they are endorsing this like this is the way that they are allowing their policies which is meant to scare people of color to either not put right. Come to this crisis. White men are killing. Why people that's the most confusing thing that i've always just found so oh <hes> like i'm completely flummoxed by when it comes to whiteness is lake white pride seems to be rooted in hating other people not not in loving being white like everyone who says prize for the most part is about loving being a part of the culture that they are loving something that they've been oppressed rest through and you know like taking ownership of things that were taken from them but white pride seems to be rooted in hating and i'm trying to make sure that nobody can do what white people have done to everybody else which is not what other people are motivated. Most people are just trying to survive. I don't know a lot the people of color or minorities who are like we just wanna get some power so we can hurt the white man like that's not a thing but it's a real fear for a lot of these white people is that they're going to be oppressed in the same way and it's it's so deeply confusing because i'm like everyone is unsafe white nationalist killing everyone. It's not even just people of color in minority like these were one of these attacks happened to be like specifically targeted to people of color but a lot of them have been country music concerts and country bars and places. Is that why people go and i'm like everyone is unsafe. Why does not matter to everyone right and it's to your point yeah. It's crazy to pretend that like white nece and white culture. You can't have a culture. That's based on hating other culture right. You don't have a thing and we're thinning is culture. There are russian people that people who have culture. I'm not saying that across mona. No i hear you but white pride in general is the is never it makes no sense. It's what i think it's just built on this idea that comes from you know when you start enslaving people that oh well if since we're the people enslaving leaving others that makes us the dominant culture and they just like this idea of dominance yeah and i guess as that power wanes also as you see a lot of people to like sort of psychologically ecologically when you begin to lose power sometimes for some people depending on your disposition your next feeling if you can't feel powerful is to destroy troy. That's the only way you can then exercise. Power is in destruction and i think that's the other thing you're starting to see because whether it's you know misogynist women hating men who do it. It's like well if i can't feel powerful and virile to attract a woman that i will destroy women and this is the same just there's this pattern that that keeps recurring and now you have you know we have a democratic house that is willing to <hes> make moves towards <hes> you know tightening up gun control laws but then it has to get to the senate where mitch mcconnell could give a fuck about what happens because they a the whether it's the n._r._a. Or just this idea that by acknowledging that there is the issue that indirectly also condemnation of white nationalism which they the republicans have to walk this weird tight rope or they're like well. It's you know obviously white. Supremacy is bad but like like i don't wanna say to with my chest out because i my base is tends to overlap with this group to financial to sure michael white supremacy is based on like on money being the thing that keeps white people in power and <hes> it becomes more and more fucked up when you realize that like it's a snake eating its own tail over again like that like okay cool cool so you're just condemning condemning us to being fucked forever while like pretending that there's some sort of <hes> made up a perfect wait time that used to be where all the white people were happy with some whatever things that is not a thing to keep invoking that oh there's a mythical white land where or why people have been yeah which which by peanuts it's the biggest scam of all time so crazy when i worked at google and i looked at all this <hes> restricted content to help would like what would the work that i was doing one of the things that i looked at where all these white nationalist sites in russia and one of the funniest but also kind of most fucked up things that i saw was all this like art that that was supposed to be like four other white nationalists and they would be like these very like blond beard blue-eyed guys with wearing space uniforms terms and it was like moon than new white frontier like these people are so committed to having this fake all white eight land that they are like making fan art about colonizing the moon to be the new white place like it is so all made up that it is certain point becomes funny but also like what plays out like this and you can't laugh at it because it's fucking serious does and i don't care if we call it terrorism. I don't care if we call white men domestic terrorists. I don't care about a label anymore. I just wanted to stop. It is so deeply unfair air that we live in a country that we've all decided that we're going to play the lotto. When it comes to mass shootings. It is such a deeply narcissistic thing to think that this cannot cannot happen to you when it has happened so many times to so many people in our country i literally go to the movie theater and i pick my seat based on where the entrances are where or the exits arm like. I live my vote. I make sure i know where the exits are and i. I'm facing them like anytime doing something where i'm like someone could just show up and start shooting winging here and it's crazy that we have to operate this way late splaying into my my my thoughts of having a child because i'm like oh like how could i make make sure that i mean we've seen children die in these mass shootings. There's there's a nothing changed. Babies can get killed and then nothing changes is and it's like we're trying to. Why are we trying to live our lives. Everything is okay so where is safe and yet you have again when you take a look get some of these excuses that are coming from the right in response to this. It's like there's this unwillingness to say yeah. This is fucking bad. <hes> and i don't know what it would take for people like you know kevin mccarthy. Who's the minority leader for him to say yes. This is a problem like i guess maybe maybe these people were just really saying like well. It's not on my doorstep yet so i don't have to take it seriously. We can treat everything like an isolated incident. Despite everything showing us that every person person in this country has just a sense of dread you know like no matter where they go and again some of these excuses right trump said that mental illness in hatred pull the trigger not the gunk got universal healthcare. We'll get the gun is what and play both both sides and let's not act like mass killings with a gun first of all guns that have so much power that are literally killing machines should never once there would be stabbings without no team saturday people all right. You gotta have strength. You got to have a lot of work to do with the flash to stab that many people in thirty seconds as you can shoot with a semiautomatic added weapon that has one hundred clips around browns and fucking clip and we know that so i'm so tired of that comparison yeah and but i'm sick etc chair well. That's the thing that everyone says right going on down the list to he also said it was the internet and it's the fake news everything but saying yes you know what we have always ignored this like like hateful past we have that's always been simmering below this like shiny red white and blue veneer of this country that that's what's really going down and they're still these people aren't willing to have this conversation and not let i even expect him to but those are the steps that we need to be in have in terms of addressing that issue the the guns and everything else. That's a whole thing but this is this is where we're at because we're at the crossroads of all these really terrible societal issues lieutenant governor of texas dan patrick again. It's too much too many video games and not enough prayer in school and not enough saluting the flag and then kevin mccarthy same thing video games this a a state representative in ohio. Okay the state where the dayton shooting occurred posted on facebook. This was her <hes>. Her name is candice keller. This was her take and again the amount of dodging these kinds of rhetorical bullets they do for part in the terrible pun but like trying to not actually address. The issue is mind blowing. She says after every mass shooting the liberal start the blame game why not place the blame where it belongs the breakdown of the traditional american air can family thank you transgender homosexual marriage and drag queen advocates fatherless-ness a subject. No one discusses her believes relevant. The ignoring of violent video games the relaxing axeing of laws against criminals open borders which he has in parentheses. The acceptance of recreational marijuana failed school policies. Hello parents who defend misbehaving students disrespect to law enforcement. Thank you obama hatred of our veterans. Thank you professional athletes who hate our flag and national anthem the dem congress many members who are openly anti semitic culture which totally ignores the importance of god in the church until they elect a president state office holders who have no interest whatsoever in learning about our constitution and the second amendment and snowflakes who can't accept a duly elected president. Did i forget anybody. The list is long and the fury will continue now. This person is trying to say that oh because this person is is fully bought into the rhetoric of their president. They're just trying to boil this down to like a values argument that it's like oh if if so if our people are so so bad that our president is whipping up all this like xenophobic energy among his base well. Let's talk about what you do but i'm sorry we're we're the we're the drag queen wean gangs who are attacking people violently and these other issues that she's bringing up that are actual societal ills. I mean this is such a it's such a disingenuous attack on like legitimate conversation around what has happened. Any of that was true then the people cited would be the people shooting people. Ah the people that have the most right to shoot anybody. Are i would say probably trans. Black women killed at a higher number than anyone else their life. Expectancy is thirty five yelled so show me the first fucking shooter that identifies as that show me the first person that has been the most kicked by the system that picks up the gun the people that somehow keep picking up the guns are the people that have the most writes in our society white men this woman worse than the government government yeah. She's a stable literacy deleted. Real quick tried to say look we kill out 'cause y'all need to begin in a way that's kurt. If you wanna get raped why you why you smoke marijuana. If you don't want the white man coming to try to judgeship ju what ooh what people are stopping transit of garlic festival and nothing that she saying is christian like no is about forgiveness. It's about <music> out openness. It's not about judgment. What are you talking about. People are just so deeply full of hate in so narcissistic and it's just appalling and don't bring anti-semitism in it. I i don't know when they try to make the g. on the right side. Nah historically jews have been people who organize unions who fucking fight for what's right that is is like our legacy as being one of the most kicked out fucking minorities barreled do not try to make be on your side by being like oh yeah. Some people also also hate the jews you. You're the people that makes them. You fucking lying. What's convenient because there's nothing again. It's all about what's convenient at at the time if they can find a a little ways to completely obscure a discussion that the foreign policy of israel and criticisms of that are anti semitic than they're gonna use. I use that and you're like oh. We see like they're totally against president. Trump may jerusalem the capital right now. This is what they don't like the jews yeah those two things have fucking nothing nothing to do with each other. I'm like i don't see how that actually helps you know jews over the world aside from just a thing that a lot of people in this country wanted and then again the fallout continues and i'm sure over the next few days because congress is out of session people are saying <hes> mitch mcconnell those bills that were that got out of the house that you've just put in your mitch mcconnell mcconnell graveyard. Why don't you come back and start doing something about this but again. I'm not sure what can cloudflare which was one of the places that h in <hes> was working with like they were there for some of their web infrastructure. They dropped a chan as of right now. H. hasn't gone up. That's the web board where a lot of if <hes> this online radicalization begins and you know we'll see what happens with that too. I mean i know cloudflare. I think they're about to do an i._p._o. So they didn't want that and part of their portfolio right. So i think the answer there is money more than before that they didn't seem to have a problem with it. Of course they do <hes> but you know this is where this is where right now. It's those websites can exist when if you post anything online that is supposed to be harmful threatening to the government people of this country this is supposed to be removed and yet you can go so many places online and spew hatred and that's not seen as a threat to the country well there say i hate men on facebook and your woman you band. You get put in shannon. Is they have their servers in the philippines where the laws are different so you can still the filipino government is not going to like pull up and be like we have to sort this out just a little bit different different. That's why they're able to stay online for so long and also our fucking congress has to stop taking on money when we live who who takes takes all. That's that's so mixed into it. That's the thing and that's why the money that's why they've been willing to let us keep dying because they're making a little bit of money. Each give them from this organization or just makes a little bit <hes> a little bit easier to spend during your campaign when you're filling your coffers with lobbyists as a terrorist organization tation one hundred percent they've taken many hits over these last few mass shootings in their inability to like actually try and offer any kind of solution other than like doc what they're going to try and do there's going to try and take all your guns away. It's like well. Guess what i'm already in a situation where the government is allowing things like this to happen so i'm not sure. I don't even know who unprotected myself from anymore right okay. Let's take a quick break and move onto some lighter things. We'll be right back. Hey miles. Have you ever wondered how far people would actually go for a klondike. Is that a rhetorical the question because i ask you that every morning when i see you i know i'm like what do you think somebody would do for a klondike bar you pitch that as the subject the one and only subjective checked every morning yeah well because that is the question on everyone's mind on a ferris is going undercover and a new snack sized series. Ah you will be able to watch ana disguise herself and go undercover with hidden camera to find out what crazy things people would do for their favorite ice cream treat. Oh yeah well if you want to see all the wacky nece see the full videos at klondike bar dot com slash videos and share what you would do for a klondike bar using hashtag four a klondike. That's hashtag the number four the letter a then klondike to show them what you do for a bar and we're back. Oh karama the name of that the digging yeah <hes> we digress. That was a reference do <hes> maybe if say are the family chantal kurama which is nicole sister pedro's <hes>. I don't know maybe i don't know <hes> grind and honor sure wolf. They were grinding like like clips next. I got boehner and that wasn't even there. Sorry guys. Let's let's get into something that gives me a boner and that sandwich artis lou okay so recently there. Apparently there's like a thing called like the sub jam or something in sub jammers basically like sandwich artis and people like subway employees from across the globe gather for this like annual event and in this year it was just wild to see. There's a video basically of <hes> sandwich artists from the u._s. Canada france germany singapore south korea and the u._k. They met in toronto to basically see who could like put together like a turkey sandwich the quickest and properly and it was just. I didn't even know this was like a thing that they did but as someone who is a how should i say this. I preach the gospel of subway tuna. Yeah that's my shit. I was a little pissed that they were using turkey but i get it because there are some people i was seeing how they folded. The turkey was not not very good <hes> but the winner just so you know america's still on top sarah from pullman washington claim that also claimed the title back in two thousand seventeen last year was second in place so i think she's a go. I think they're doing that home so narrow working at a subway for two years she's crushing where i i've been making sandwich videos on the ground. Real custom knives sandwich inspire cocktails right. I i mean i was on the side our own bread. I made from yoga map. Oh you're the second person to bring that up. I think we talked about that yesterday to yoga mats in the bread aisle. Why is upset about that nama stain you get the ball in the yeah the thing that i wish they did again. I always bring this up is the gouge is how they used to cut them shits in the ninety s when rather than splitting it down the side and opening it cut out like a u. shape tap that they will just lay on top the sandwich but again. It's twenty nineteen nineteen. I guess things move on and i'm still stuck in my old ways but you know i just wanted to bring this up. I don't even know why you gouges like scam though 'cause and they're just giving you mostly bread right because they just like cut out a little bit of what do you still got the same way the same amount of bread. He's wasn't you can't add bread. What do you mean no. I mean she's saying like if lace wise because then it's like skinny oh for the topic yeah well they. I mean look depending pending. I don't know who your sandwich artists was. <hes> mine was robert. We called him. The picasso of studio city shout robert from c._d._s. Yep he's very chill. He's now the manager but the you guys then it was plenty of space for the sandwich to be balanced but i know what you mean like. If you just literally this little mohawk strip gone uh-huh scammer and yes yeah like only three slices of turkey fit in there. I mean look at the bread i mean where am i gonna put it. What i'm doing you look you can look through the glass. You saw what it was when i was making. I didn't go back there and also go down with dog on it of lettuce is free itsel. I one thing that i wish is sarah tweets from pullman washington. If you have one twice now and you came runner up last year we'll <unk> happen. Why don't you the fucking manager. I hope she's a manager. I don't know but i feel like at that point like if you're already the top sandwich artists like there has to be some kind of wild tremendous it weighs on that i i was like what happened in that year in between that. She didn't take it but you're like no. You had the immigrant mom take on that. I'm like why the minus minus you want so you won in twenty seventeen but you came runner up in two thousand eighteen one this year. I told you you lost your focus and you weren't taking the series. Where are you this because you want one time. He was about to pull up to sandwich competition. That'll be all break. Gotta stay sharp the sandwich game second album sophomore jinx we it was crazy as if i won the sandwich competition is working. I said well you would be able to tell me shit albion break constantly to imagine if you worked at subway but i guess what if what what if you managed that lacey i want you to in the sub jam this year and you're going to go to toronto to compete yeah. Let's go absolutely and then when i come back if i won. I'm reflects on everybody up like no tracy. You can't have a break. I'm going. I'm the sandwich clean. Oh i'm ties. Hello individuals serving slices of american cheese selena ramifications. No more ukraine ramic refill the mail. I don't do that no robbery here mclean and shit. I'm the fucking san jam bread toasted nothing. They said sandwich artist which filling prepare that's on you robert. Please refilled tomatoes. Things don't confuse my journey with yours. I'm on moving on the matrix now. I don't know if y'all give a fuck this dish. It blew my mind twenty years ago when it came out. I haven't really watched it that often sense unless i'm hung over and it's on f._x. Or one of those channels on a sunday that's typically when i watch those films over but i just wanted to tell you if you are like me and you weren't able to get high and go see a theater at the time because your parents had to give you a ride like mine. Now you can drive your own stinking adds to the theater because it's going to come back for. I think one week from august thirtieth to september fifth but they're doing it now if you are a projection nerd in like dolby vision dolby cinema cinema all that format. I think we're having a key honest ons. Don't you think we are interesting. Israeli just come back into the zeitgeist. It was just ten points for you want people to leave kano alone now. We mean now going to remain harass. Ocana was so nice we need to zip through his trash and watch him watch castawano if we poke them enough times that he's now what does he smell like. It sounds like a lonely guy right well that actually that one article was fake when he's like just want someone to love so but like i love the he doesn't touch people i love the he's a nice guy. I just just want everyone to leave him alone. It's like he doesn't harass people so we in turn decided to harass right it's like he was minding his own fucking business plane at low like the reason. We didn't really know about about him because he was about you solitude. Can we run it by asking people lined opposition. Yes we stand her. You like i'm outside. My therapist office las cry in this little bottle. I wanna taking on its here movie. You would want released to see in the theater for one last. Drop who or gis wow very quick quick responses. I couldn't think of two films have more in common who'd he tang in even though you still louis c._k. To get that check shit not getting money for this fictional situation now taking about the art and artists now this fictional oh situation men are green wrote and directed god. I forgot him damn. Didn't he directed to picking schlaize. Tell me drop dead gorgeous safe. <hes> that was written by bill cosby miramax. I was doing dropped. Gory is phenomenal fucking love. Let me be so much phenomenal a lot of jokes that i was recently that like just with two thousand nine hundred dollars. I was like oh okay. I get the fuck. There was one character character wasn't there isn't there an asian character and it's like fuck. What the fuck was that crazy shit. There's will sasso playing a a mentally challenged person. Yes there is <hes> c._j. Crag from the west wing playing that white trash mom yes beer can gets welded to her hand. Character choice is is what's her face. Curse cursed kirsten dunst kirsten dunst tap dancing while do make up on the best thing i've ever seen shut up now. I really want that too high. Let's release both of these. I do a show to the scam of nostalgia. People are just selling stuff. We already bought and i love doing outdoor screening leaning lay your s._p._f. I'm just v._8. There max is going to be a friend of my apartment complex and it's going to be on one of those. T._v.'s that you remember from school school to have the t._v. Is glued you cannot take like what the fuck is this. She screen read the fine print. Come closer about unity. I love retro experience paid for right retro experiences. This just in as i'm looking a._b._c. is going to do the little mermaid live now. It is announced that it will be a musical production not like a full-on there for a live action version 'cause they don't want to cannibalize the market for cannibalized cannibalize. I know in a way so this production will start moana's ali cra volume as aerial queen latifah as ursula. That's dow and late. Saturday knows 'cause i. I spoke to her about it before guess who is playing sebastian. He'll just guess gilbert godfrey no. It's no it but it's almost on the nose like like oh yeah. This person would be sebastian. Who is it. You don't have any guesses angry then. I'm making your guests. 'cause you just want to have any tell me is. Is it a singer. Yes like a singer. I yes a musician artist. Not not a art ed sheeran. I'm gonna throw myself. No no. It's just he's in everything this climbing out the window shaky shaggy though mr boombastic yes wasn't it wasn't me and then i wonder loud showers. I i thought it was great evening and man young. I was actually very happy about this because because rock for the record oh oh yeah that's true. I hate the photo caribbean general accent. That always happens like when we're from from an island i you know general koby. I'm caribbea. Fashion should have been riyana that would go afford riyan break out of that stereotypical role on it takes a bath into the next level. If disney texted or emailed her agent saying we would love to cast where we're interested in playing slash. I think she would have responded with a gift of herself where she does this with their phone where she waves like nah or the one where she rolls the window in doing so good shade wow yeah no she's selling high lighters and make ak- hope we get an album at some point but also on. Let's listen to her lip loss. You know just put its ear yeah. I haven't put into my view years years now. Oh you know i have fifty beauty the most lit for actually very good. They have so many shades a lot of their make up. I i love the quality of it. Brianna put her foot in them all up in it so it's displaced like i mean i know it's performing massively well just secret. I don't wear makeup. I don't think i ever highlighter manga little bb s._p._f. But i wasn't i'm sure yeah. I had a lot of sugar this weekend so little little blemishes someone to hide but is there. I'm curious like are like it has arrived at the top like right like people are you can't really say shit about doing extremely well in the makeup industry is not regarded as a celebrity endorsed makeup products. The new brand been honest set and seen like kylie lip kit like you know what i mean <hes>. It's doing very well then you know international. It's where you get a lip liner and lipstick that are pretty close in shade. It's kinda like does the work for you. <hes> depending on your skin shade because sometimes they'll do one that where it's like a gloss into but it's done extremely well. Obviously kylie's made so much money but i don't see her products when i'm on a professional set with makeup artists i haven't really vinci yeah. I'll see only give it up. Highly stuff is mostly bought by like teenagers. Yes i unders- floors fendi is for adults and everybody's looking for makeup that actually matches their skin tone yeah and it was like kay okay. Good were shades yeah old as a response 'cause you're you're saying it's inclusive but then there's like three me or shades we have very very dark skinned and like a little bit lighter wesley snipes and what arianna grandes on days trying to look like people jam <hes> so do i mix the two if i'm not fucking yourself culture or sorry okay well. That's good to know so shout out to them. Shutout defending beauty please sponsored a show. Oh my god i might using gimme that whole and and you know what if i have to say fuck kylie jenner lipka's i will. I'll say whatever i got to thing that's happening though just one thing about this little mermaid thing apparently it's as they say live performances are going to be quote interwoven into the broadcast of the original feature films. I guess maybe they'll like or like for musical number. They'll suddenly go to like cut to the stage where they do like <hes> so arcelor will be interested in the movie and then all of a sudden. She's queen latifah this thing singing look. I don't know look let's keep our this laws stifling when you get asked to do stand up show but they're like and also it's sern interpretive dance show so the first half will be interpretive dance then you'll come out right. You'll slam and you're like these things. Do not go together. Why are we gonna work then. We have someone coming out doing a very dark what we call black people spoken word which is where you talk like this and then you talk like that when i said go gee how d do the hopefully defensely. Mike is on fire jam. Ooh so good baby yeah. I haven't seen one of these. It's been done well in a very low. I liked hairspray. I thought that was the one that ouzo job is in that was not peter pan <hes>. There's another another bid anti right yes. She wasn't in that we know now. I'm just trying to name all the ones i now. What else did they do. Oh i think it was the whiz oh the way the whizzes the one the wiz live was a very very bad. Do not tell the black people. I said that <hes> it was awful and a lot of the live singing was painful really super duper horrible. I only watched the first one of the live ones which i think was peter pan and christopher walking was so out like i mean i just watched it because i wanted to see how out of christopher walken was. He didn't disappoint no he was fantastic. I mean you're looking looking at any of these because i don't have much musical. I don't either and i think i only did it at the time because a lot of people were getting together. It was like oh shit. They must be doing very very well in the ratings because otherwise they would not keep for sure it out we have killed in the ratings because people still love musicals. You know i guess or nostalgia like what you were saying talk about the shit. They're gonna buy it again. Yeah we need to do a musical. We need to establish musical. Let's do a musical version of pootie tang. Okay and combined drop dead gorgeous. How do you do a mockumentary as a musical kind of interesting. I will scale that mount. Okay well want to go into a revolutionary head to the lab. Cook something up. Some shit was decided and made today podcast actually sofia. Thank you so much for coming through. <hes> you all the time though 'cause we're constantly in the lab perfecting for twenty fiance <hes> <hes> <hes> working people find you follow you respect you message you please firing at the sofia on twitter and instagram that's s. o. 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Ethan Embarrassed Himself In Front Of Trisha's Family - Frenemies # 35

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Ethan Embarrassed Himself In Front Of Trisha's Family - Frenemies # 35

"And we're back. Welcome to frenemies. What happened why you switch it up that we were coming back because we have been talking for so long. We're coming back from break. Welcome back to your back technically. Hey welcome back to finding these. If you are a new viewer here. Please subscribe that vision. Turn on your settings. Okay is that we have blogs. You don't wanna miss here. Never got one that subscribed by before on the show. We say at so we're slamming. Are we also hitting the like like drop drop below. Tell me what you think. Tell me what color are you wearing today on. Let's get that engagement up. Guys your favorite food. Do you ever see that on instagram. When like okay so. There is a campaign that i do for a company that always wants to get the most comments so they say we recommend asking a question so like i'll post the thing that's like love this question. What's your favorite color like. Oh oh that's like it. Works out the pneumatic. Oh hi tricia my favorite colors for us. I think people like to be asked a question. You don't read it. I read the comments. Like i don't care so interesting. Dragon slayer big pimp. Come drizzle or sixty nine says mike. My favorite colors yellow. What is bad for our user. I twitch i wanna start twitching. i feel. I'm gonna i'm gonna started twitch channel and people would watch but do i have to game or just talk. You can talk. Yeah i'm going to start the game. Disclaimer also. Yeah yeah. I i wanted to do a live hot. Tub fridays stream. That could be fun. Gave me the idea. I watch your other ideas on that real fast. Just a little schedule update there will be no matter week episode of off the rails and after dark will be on thursday instead of friday this week because we are moving offices. Finally were going to be moving new offices this weekend. So that's exciting but just so you know that little update disclaimer. I'm wearing a hat. Today has my hairline is a little off ami throats. A little raspy because i was putting on a performance over the weekend so i was like screaming and i had no voice. Voice is slowly. Can we saw the hair. I know when you say the hairs always wanna see. It's not here yet. Just my hair lines. A little are you. Did the hair girl dropped the ball today. Well it's a it's a guy but no you didn't drop the ball. You know what it was. I put the cap on it or anything shifted because we were doing monster poems like hello no but if he wants to take it off after we did the post i was doing a sponsored post. And that's gonna take off and then it kinda. It shifted anyways. It was fine. Okay we got the barbie so okay. It's a knockoff barbie. They got the licensing. Today's episode is sponsored by credit karma. Thank you so much. I bought a house they worked. Yeah works honestly. I never bought a house before it was so so bad that not even statement loans would get me a house first of all. I want to your okay. We have a lot to talk about. I went to disney. We made of law. If you haven't seen it. We made frenemies episode number. One vlog nutricia for her birthday. Hey more can. We put a disclaimer on that her. A shot at wide angle wide angle on the iphone so he could be close to us but it looks but it looks farther away but a wide angle means the person on the m the fattest and firkin only know it was you. And then he'll so you were always in the middle so you had a nice skinny frame. Stop to the camera. Arm is like the size of of the over. Most there's a moses conspiracy to make you look fat in the blog but white is good. We were disneyland. We're trying to show everything that's going on. There was praised for moses camerawork. I'll have you know to you. Oh you're listening for the sound. I needed to be close to you. I was living with my phone. The guy come on the guy did based on. He was on iphone at disney. You gotta give it up to mumbai. I so huge. Which is fine. I'm not trying to anyone. I don't mind looking huge. I'm just saying. I'm not that huge. I looked so small. And i look literally three times is just three times a screenshot. Do you mind doing examination here. Frenemies blog number. Because i didn't notice that shoving are facing like the size of the frigging turkey lake. We're eating hold on. let me. let's see if we can get evidence. I look like the looking. I look like normal. You look so normal. I look like africa elf. Like like i have no teeth. Like i'm not exactly where am i. T's his blog or small. I love this. Intra i just wanna played for you. That insurance everything. Our boy cam granted this baby jake. Paul soon made disney's doing my life is over right. Oh we can talk about. Let's focus on this and then we'll talk about my okay. So how is getting you are. You're there's entered the camera okay. So you're saying closer to the camp. Auditor look big my shoulders while you're wearing the shoot. I'm talking about the length from like where my ear is out to. My shoulder may shoulder doesn't go out that far different shah i have now. I'm on this side and you're on this side one. 'cause we're okay i'll to like go to you know. Go to the first one we did. The dole whip was okay now. We're both centered in the. Why would i. There's a dole web situation now. Looks normal me which one you want. You want a different one that one that one of the big corn dog and the core and thank you very much. The only look. That's the shot that is so small and you only in the middle and you have any do. I mean i don't want to throw you in the fire here. I'm dantonio donuts okay. You got an a past. Dan speak your truth. gotten pass. Well she's right that a wide angle lens does distort the space on the edges of the frame. So i understand what she's saying. That said you guys are both about the same distance from the center of the free wi put. Put your mouse in the middle of the screen. Like right in the middle. Say what what. Put your mouse in the middle of the screen. Okay yeah so middle. I'm guessing like right here. Yeah so far back. And i'm close to the cameras. I'm really close to the. And he's a little further. Badische right next to your. You know what you know what. Let's just listen dude. That i was thinking when i watched that log. It put on so much weight on you that that probably twenty thirty pounds like yes. Yes shoulder. I mean you know the first thing my sister. She was skinny skinnier in person on camera. By the way that was in real life you are. You are very tiny like you're only thing that is like fat. Is your belly button. Even i've seen you sure. I'm both fat and skinny at the same time. Can't say that about myself. I'm not fat. I don't have no. I'm working hard. This was a brutal week for me. But i'm getting back on it this week. You always look like a one thing that happens. You'd like you ate this corn dog. You just ate the fried corn and you gave it a ten girl how you going to give something attend. You didn't even half of but then a eight year dog right then. Ila didn't finish her dog. And then i ate half of her. You added that out or someone I wanted him. But cam grants key. Cut it out as kind of savio. He made the executive decision. I it's amazing you kenny. Like that and say so skinny. That is not all right. You are skin because you are a lot taller than me. We probably about the same. I'm about six inches shorter than us. It's amazing i do need to lose weight. I know we're not talking about this on the show. But i m trying but you are princess on this skinny led to diet coke dainty got you wanna see oh else i've got really triggered after this so i interview the next day and it was for buzzfeed or whatever and the girl was like. Oh we just love comedy become with your body and how you're not about dia culture and i was like no. I'm the fat as i've ever been a. Hey myself. I go on say because of disneyland i'll tell you. Why do you ever take so you remember when we were in front of the castle and they were doing those professional photos autos because i saw those okay. Well i'm i'm so they're like okay. Here's professional folks. No less distortion. This is true to self okay and so that you member. They're having to individual wines and out of all because guess any individual. I need a post on instagram looking. This is the fattest picture i've ever seen in my life. And i actually have a will. Yeah okay. I haven't album called before because like when i lose weight. I'm like these are all my really fat photos. I put this photo. This is going in your before. This is the fattest no okay. The group chat. I've actually never hated myself more. I cried like all my overall it again i was. Oh god patricia. Your fat legend. That didn't care. Until i saw this motel like what happened to the chubby girl who doesn't want to lose weight. I she wants to lose weight and desperately wants to lose what i gotta do it the right way. I don't wanna like start myself. But this is the photo that made tricia mike golic on my arms. No look like ham charming. Listen i know. Whatever i say is not going to help now. Just how many. I say i think you look find. You'd be like oh i'm fat. Little my head is comparing my arms arms. Are the size of tree trunks. Easy looked up. No it's a so fat album. I have no alcohol though. So i'm so bad i just. I hated it everything. Let me tell you something makes you feel. Better flashback to not that long ago room. We were running with the parachutes behind us. And then i took off my parachute belt and gave it to you and there was like this much space between my waist and yours. We're actually make you feel skinny. I have always then you. Mike volek look. Hey let's do a forearm has put your put your forearms your mind go like this much bigger than yours. Oh well like turkey triggered touch you. You're so skinny minus salad right here right here. Sorry let's at in comparison forearm. Check okay for my body. My body stores fat. All of my stomach. Your is so cheap body. You are self petit. And they had an arrest. Mine is so fat. I'm so triggered mozart. Yeah can you put your whole I can't put my things around like that. Try it put your clothes. will you have okay. Well you're squeezing your is. Why have do yours. Because i have small stop with this years. Wow okay but i don't think hamhung that's what it is a hamstrung a ham chunk I think this photos this acute photo. I wanted to die. Well let's use photoshop. But to make you look skinnier memes. Whoever sure we can photoshop this. Oh my god lose way. You're gonna feel great. I got to try out. The mocha coffee tea today as a team because there was like gloomy and sugar in it. No there's sugar. It's too and it says moses now i am for real because like i really haven't as feeling really down book. God bless you all or let's let's for. It's honestly like it's fine. I just for myself. I need to. I need to lose a lot. I feel bad this photo made you feel really really triggered. I felt really thought it was such a nice photos. Another one oh my birthday. I had had a different dressing. I mean we feel so fat. I was just so oh so we went to disney guys. Watch the blog. It was fun you. We'll do more. I'm trying to of other ideas to do and also obviously get more audience better audio and extent but it's not that bad And then other than that we went so tricia had her big birthday bash back then. I was like that birthday was insane. The party's he thought i like. I just say it's really small. I invited twelve people with their plus ones. There was only twenty five dollars twelve one. I think pauper regime wasn't that all but thank you. It's a kids party. My party is always. I love karaoke. I love like benny hana's like a kid stuff so it was to me. It's like a kids party. Brought like the benny her. How do you call that the benihana we had a whole high botchy show. It felt like it was your bought mitzvah. I'll be honest. Because everything was like decorated. The chairs were there. There was balloons. Everything was like cast. Pink yeah it was a perfect night like in looking over the hills while the sun was setting. yeah it was It was and then there was a so okay doors that wrong back loria so some people may look. You complained about shut up. We were outdoors and vaccinate does literally. What the cdc says to literally everyone that was amended. I work with on a regular basis. If it's pre he's a music videos music videos and stuff. We always get like tested. Everyone's axiom i just. I think it's going to put a disclaimer agree reckless. Let's go vaccination. Oh did you know that. Vaccinate people are one hundred percent hotter. Who's that's a fact. Dr fauci said that on the. I don't know that is okay. Does he have any. Yeah you we went there. You are so much we actually spent like this week. I want god. It was fun so anyway we went to the party. We got all dressed up in pink. Everyone's just everyone's. I love your outfit. I got it on amazon. Three days before letzow guide. You guys look so. I like pink cowboy hat. I tried to door but they didn't. I wasn't a cowboy hat was that was it some kind of pink hats and it was like people kept coming up to be like. I love your hat. Where did you get like amazon. Dot the pink rocks. Pink rocks had to tell. But i haven't exercised in a month. I'm going to have any exciting. I that'll help me anyways. Yeah think it's just by eating. I think it's called so i've been exercising and to just a flex on the haters a little bit here. I'm going to my instagram. So i've been exercising regularly and feeling strong and now listen. I've not always been a powerful man. Okay so this is our outfit by the way cell excited of course had showed up like superpowers. I was like let's have fun and just stupid thing on amazon. She's like I wanna jazz. Like come on. You know me dude. I got absolutely style. Everyone's always like he'll the cool style lover. You are two thousand pink. Cotton wool funny was just gonna look like a goofball but i ended up actually looking like a real character like i could see this dude on a frat party. You know what. I mean. I love it. It's kind of cox. Oh i a present for you but let me know when you give it to you. You brought it because you got me all hyped up on last week where are you. Hey hey yeah okay but so anyway impacts reminding me of it anyway. I was talking about jack ethan from exercising. So one okay. No jacked herald. Click jacked not that this then. I'm not gonna lie. That wasn't always easy for. I don't think i could necessarily do. He gotten stronger. Put her gently back down on our feet and she was like l. o. And she's like daddy. She called me. Okay so we try to recreate that piece move. I don't try it. I think i might throw. I'll try i remember. I wanted to jump on the atlantic to ask you could do. But it wasn't scared. I'm just could do that because you were saying. You just wanted him to like you wanted to do a dance move for you hop and he lifts me live from the bottom of blog it if you try to lift me practice it but i'm i'm self conscious about it. Used to dance dancers lifting after all the time to go on tour. I was always getting lifted. But i feel like now. It's like super loss loss. Actually i can't today because well it's gonna be daylight with it today. May ten they were filming this. Ihop has unlimited milkshakes. And oliver adam sandler and we're gonna go get some unlimited milkshakes. After this all the time. I wanna who student. What do you mean unlimited unlimited as much as. Milkshake is enough milkshakes. Jake in one city. What about adam sandler start over. Start over boom today. Thought it was on shoe boom. so basically. What company milkshakes do you need. Rich one milkshake offers. You can milkshakes of adam. Sandlers visit on may ten twenty. Honey one adam sandler hop and then left because it was too busy and they're giving up milkshakes. That sweet was the real reason he laughed was. Because all you can eat did not apply to milkshakes. So he was like. I think you know took that we're gonna market this and be like here you can go to i hop and drink. How many milkshakes at least three. I like strawberry chocolate and vanilla all three flavors. But it looks like an oreo cookie. There oriole so diana tomorrow on be honest with you this whole dot this whole idea but because every day with us like oh well. The tree milkshake day tomorrow about bang. Twenty fucking mcbain. Would i e do twenty meals at a time. And i'm just saying how sick after disneyland i throw up you. Did i remember. I was on the bus so and i tried to like hold it together. You're talking to my mom and sister. I was like okay. This is like my party. I should be involved because of my pizza that made you sick. That's why maybe just all this stuff you know. What is it occurs. Was it the domino's curse. I don't think so. I think it was the noodles. We ate i would not film. We did not film our dinner and those noodles. Were sitting my stomach and such a weird way. I think that's what it was so we did. A food tour of log was about a food tour and we all this food and then at the end of the day on the way back by the way we had this big party bus for like a hundred people and there was five of us there an stripper pole now and he is that. Obviously the it was it was live. We were sitting in the very back. And i remember i was talking to tricia very back in one moment. She literally doesn't like air. I felt skinny. So did the party bus guy was like was like bone and out pretty good. She's me out for disney. Do you want your president I love my president. Thank you so much faster and so we anyway. We all this food and then on the party bus. We got domino's cause like fuck this. That food suck yeah. It was really bad. I think it's not good right which i'm sorry. That was my fault. Because i was like yo this really good but because of covid. They're like oh by the way you have to sit outside and our men we only like five items on our menu and they're all the really bad yeah it was like limited was there was no me moments like. Hey can i get decaf coffee. He's ooh i'm sorry. I like steak nothing. There was nothing on it. I got these. We are noodles. I was like okay all right all right present time. So what's the occasion. It was my birthday is supposed to be for my birthday. I was going to be buying me your own right okay. I got one for myself do so. We can like open at the same time. Should i close my finger stuck in different. Because you don't know do you. Store fat and your thumb. No okay ready okay. I don't know either. Nike by you says nike by trish. Here look it says you right here on the side nike by trish. Not like it this way. How do i open it. I just pull it out so this app. That goes up and i pull it. Okay here we go to Okay now you've got to unblock said. Oh whoa dude. I might look at the back. The back these are hype is shit bro. Put them together. Okay you got put the the left and the right take other. Oh shit friend friend. Frenemies freeman s. Super nice shoes. That's the merged comes out. Could execute cute little like tiktok gonna do a photo shoot and next time. We should've log. We should wear a friend of me. Shoes okay wow thank you so much. I love match against how. I don't think you can take you ask you about the. Yeah i was in the group kept asking over and over for your size told me in the sense because my my foot is that ten of these things are gonna fit though like you undo these all the way and make it really loose. Oh i know give me magic. I really wanna shoot another log now. Where the shoes with the basketball. Adam sandler and malibu right. He does that a lot of for sure. We just have to drive by people. Say they drive by. We know the basketball court people say they drive by and he's really nice. One girls like oh yeah. He came up to our car and said hi. Because we're like adam we love you and he likes to talk. Yeah so maybe we should try like we should just go play basketball. Malibu and maybe like a little trap. You'll see some canada. I want to play basketball. But i'm down to just put up some lawn chairs and wait. Wait you're good basketball remember. We played our one online. You're right yup. Wow thank you tricia. That's really cool. Those look and i feel like those. They're they thought long. So you can customize nike's through nike or what. How does this work. It's so hard to like like wait in line. It'll say sold out. I they a whole lot for weeks. I couldn't get them. So that. I think the only do a limited number of Yeah i mean it's obviously frenemies merge but you know i'd better than officials exclusive black and pink is now fighting means so okay so we talked about disney. Thank you for the show. That's very exciting. Now i wanna talk about this insane birthday party so first of all. I didn't drink because Pro so hard for me to drink these days. But i didn't drink menial jink and i regret it all. They asked ashes like even to the tamil automate. Kind tell but. I looked like you were pretty tip. I was tips at the beginning. And then when we ate. I got really sick. It was okay and you chill more and then i haven't drinking in like literally like two years. It's been so long so i was like knocked out. I thought i was like. I don't think i've ever seen tricia drink special occasion. I was like let me just have some shots. And i. I felt it like all day yesterday. I feel a little today. Choose i feel like a little like low energy but Yeah i hung over. I get really like yeah. You know what i mean. Whatever i think you do get over. And i just wanted to eat so much food. The next day. I was like i need food so there was like so much food so i was super bowl but anyway we were. I mean we were there for like four hours in that. Go okay tricia. Well we gotta go get our dogs and we have a baby. We gotta go and you're like well. It's funny because he like we can't leave you. Trish going to be angry She knows me so we'll going. We've been four hours not there for our six thirty nine yet twelve. That's so not your. Oh party ended at twelve. We looked at like nine. I would say no. We left ten thirty definitely. Not we probably closes out. You got timestamp time. I have the proof. i have. The proof videotaped you guys singing your last song and left right after you. Did you allow all right. So let's go that right now. I got it. I got it. Okay so i filmed you guys. The very last song was okay. Here's your right now. At ten on saturday ila goes to hug you after using your old to four hours. I left that ten. Thank you so. That's four hours exactly. I was there for a long time. Yeah and so we will fast. Did it was really fun. But the point is is that we were your excuse. Me cupcake. Hasn't even come out yet. That was four hours party so people happy birthday. Txz you're not alone and you've got lean wait all day for your for like for yourself. Servants to bring up the keg. I paid people. I wasn't so anyway the k. Come out and then we get the cake and then you go. Oh and by the way. Nobody's allowed to leave until you sing karaoke. That's true although moses denouncing karaoke as long. he's got yeah. You guys were very much like i. Don't wanna sing karaoke. you went for like an encore. you're the president of do like a misstep. You're actually and another okay do that but anyway. I really nervous. Because i was sober if i was drunk. I've done. let's go in the ball. Why were you nervous. So there's nobody there. It was like twenty people there was like that's enough and nobody could see anything. Most people were drunk and no one even knew going. No but it was. You know when you get nervous and you wanna treat your pants like not litter. Not i mean literally you get that when you get really nervous and makes you feel like you wanna diarrhea now. Did you know it didn't. But i felt like i wanted to diary because i was so nervous. All the couples of the party went to the bathroom together. Like you would go and then ari in the same time we were just like. Oh i gotta pee. And she's like i come with you was that i never do that. I've never done that with moses. I'm might you're hanging now. You say i have to pee. And they're like oh me too. Let's go to the bathroom together. It's not like we were in the bathroom together. Our bathroom has locked now. We don't know how happen somebody as a might still be in their died. Are party like there's coconut in there might smell. You might wanna go get them so we went to go get them and it was locked in there. Could you imagine do account for everybody now. We bad and there's people sell the party. We're like okay. We're going to bed but you asked them before my house but it's funny. I don't necessarily love that. But i'm not outside so we like lock. The doors and went upstairs won't never really did it was it was kind of everything but But you you really. If i was drinking. I would have of in the funnest part ever because of the bar you had there and all the drinks party but you didn't really good so let me so. Let me show some clips from the birthday party because we have here. Let's see not unless you claim my shit. i'll wait. what is this. Yeah some of the carioca got by. So this is your. This is your house moses. Probably yeah this is what it looked like. How tables here raining. I was like whoa about mitzvah fun stuff how. 'bout you guys were funny. I was like right next attrition. Most obviously like you guys know moses. I was trying to send people next to you. They know i was surprised. I was like under the table or like in the doghouse or somewhere. Like in the bathroom inside. And don't bother. Anyone even got him house if you wanted. You got an mba access in the kitchen. You can laugh whatever you wanted. And it was really cool. That's nice by the way. I wanna make a statement that your mom and sister are really nice and really funny cool. They love their house. I'm glad you said they were very. Because i spent the whole day with them at disney and it was really fun it was. I didn't know. I don't like mixing people in my life. I like to hang out with people like what you know what i mean like. I only like to hang out with one group of friends at a time. So weird to mix you know. Well they're down there. We really get along with their really cool and funny and go to disney with the group. Because it's like you're all walking separate and it's how i was so happy i was so high was so I it's just kinda hard but it was. It was a good time. I remember you guys. Were all like soup. Winded from going to indiana annoy. It's like a little inclined very slight incline. That when we got there can't go on in pretty good shape. You guys really kept up. I was just tired. Artur kept writing ahead of us. And i thought it was because like like he was just trying to keep us going but he said he's supposed to be six feet apart from us and the other tour guides were giving him like dirty. Look at that. We weren't looks. I'm not i can't lie. The cova disney tennis kind of. It's not as kind sucks. Have the show and it's more expensive. It's a hundred sixty dollars a ticket now so and really sucks as you can eat food and walk around and like so you get the souvenir like for example. The dole weapon. And like. here's your show up. You have the dump it in the. I'm sorry where's the magic now. Bitch that's like broadway choose reopening in the fall to full capacity. Everyone has to wear masks. The entire show was that sounds automate. Sense you're innocent. I can't breathe the least you could do. If you want to see a broadway show. I really wanna see. But i don't think can and i'm going to disney. You have to walk around. We walked around for like nine hours on hottest day. Say i told her. I throw up after i really was like. So sick. All my. That's yeah i yeah. Yeah but you know what the best part about last week was like i was so busy and not on my phone that i felt so drama free. I didn't know what was happening on the internet. Just like living in the real world when it gets kinda nice you a good mood happy. It was it was a very fun. Good time because i was on death noodles gone sat on man drama. You know what i mean. Yeah you never wanna see her name on twitter. Well one of my name seeing like you know nicki menaj falling show her well. I was like drama on your go. My god i'm stressed about it. Stresses you yeah. Well you talk to your therapist. Nine their business. We may be happier. Because i was in dredging up old. So if mcnicoll nausea following cardi b.'s. Upsetting you then. You're then we gotta work on the. Hey that's good. I felt that's winning. It's like that's the thing that's upsetting me right now. You know it's true. Yeah so here was. My favorite part of the night is when tricia sister and mom decided to do it. I love you moses. Pretty drunk at the time. I think also i could say that. Good turn tipsy. So then they get up here and do it was like i've never seen anything like it in my whole life. Oh my god it was. Everyone was just like full attention captive audience. It is the best karaoke performance ever seen alive. tricia went in and join them up there. The slate performance. I don't miss a second there. Oh you are turn it up average. Yes iraq that shows ready for tour. Take on the road. Down lady was curiosity that did not make. It sounded right on me. I love jesus. I love you moses off me. i don't know what you're talking about kallie. Everybody well. I was just like oh our it was so i don't care if you have parties because it means you don't have to talk to people you can his watch what's happening on stage. I didn't anyone. Home is watching the show. God you were having so much fun. I love watching. People were forced to is like fuck in type in ever seen. Well that's fun. That's fun and supportive because if you go to karaoke and nobody's paying any attention you'll like really for me. I just really love like seeing people do that. Because it's like people that are out of their comfort zone director. That doesn't all amazing videos. He's always so serious. When i see him but like that night he did like twenty songs and made me so happy. I was like oh my god is killing it. There was you miss. La like the performance got even better because people got even junkers. We'll be working going out but it was. 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Win money. here you want as fast as you can. Fry fine primetime. It's the congress sponsored by credit karma. No purchase necessary exclusions than items apply. See rules banking services borough. Mvp bank member fdic maximum balance and transfer limits apply. Okay we're back. So i mean eli did it do what it says. It's going to get copyrighted. But here let me just so i can actually play which sucks i was. I was actually so. I just love that hilo went up there to you. Know what i mean. Because he's like. I feel the two of you. She's like more quiet right but she even did the rfid she did the. I'm in ripped. Jeddah animus maybe so happy because she's always like salvator she's okay she's up for things. She's opened a lot. I tried to get her to go up on stage by herself. She's like no see what up their mothers. Even get up there. No shame because most of the party. But i'm saying like a hilo went up there and i was like. Wow that was moses. Are you just shy. That would happen. You can admit that you're shy by the time we got to that was to buzzed. You're jong head to. I know it's okay to you're shy. Ammos shaming that. I worked so hard for this party by the time it started. So don okay. You get this even for me like when we were. I'm a singer and he doesn't. He doesn't say he's good shine. I think it's a bit different. You know like some people. You're embarrassed i mean and it's sweet. We love that. Oh yeah i would hate to have be married to someone like you that everybody can have spotlight attention. There's there's the world's not wide enough for both of us for the camera. Well that's what they say or the we're literally so we have. But you know what i mean like i was with someone like always was blogging. Blogging it's you. Don't want to mind i even. I think like annoying. If someone's like obsessed with tiktok and and was like too much. You know what i mean like. It's a balance. I like that. He doesn't need the spotlight. I'm not like johnson all the attention all the time. Oh i know. But i i like sharing like the haitian once in a while you know what i mean. Thank god our wedding until right at our wedding going moses. Just don't say too much. Just keep it to a minimum. She'll share for the frame with you. What is we. Let the. I mean after i told you based on what you're you're but mitzvah was like birthdays pro when i can get map. Can i ask you a serious question. Yeah how are you. you're going to. How are you not broke. How am i not bro. Yeah because you spend so much money. I make a lot of a lot of mommy bill. A holy fog bro. I must have been pricey y-yeah that already was pricing. Our wedding like the budget. Three fifty a actually probably for entertainment. We want probably five hundred. Well that's what. I believe house another how many it's a wedding and i'm i'm really happy. Guys have a house now at least so they're getting another one. We're getting a lake house on the lake near where we live. Four million dollar house on blake near where you live. Yeah why do you want to houses net net vacation house and in the same neighborhood. Our neighborhood we love it yeah. We went to brunch there the other day and it was like saw nice and peaceful. You guys really try another house in your neighborhood. yeah but. I think we should have after mary's so that way. If we ever get divorced one of us can have a house like each of us can have a house. We're not planning but it makes it easier so like you're hedging your bet. Yeah so what else. Do you want that lake house or the one year at now. Honestly i let moses choose. Because i'd probably the one about the marriage is wants to be you know what you said. His retirement plan was to be patrol liberal guy out there the other day. He's like. That's what i wanna do when i retire. Alright gopi patrol and using dense areas. Listen listen if you guys are buying property. Though that i'm happy because that's that's a good thing for your money that i know you just taking care of yourself. You got something. You know what i mean. Tangible assets at a hotel at fifty thousand dollars per night for your for your honeymoon. Seven up is the one. That's like underwater. Oh this It's gonna be so excited. It's going to be so exciting. You're gonna make bad as tiktok. That's all i'm thinking about. like dogs. envy off even the wedding. There's always those to actually wanna go there. That looks like so cool. I'm not southward to be peace and loved about it though. I don't think i could ever spend fifty thousand dollars a night hotel room. It's worth it. It looks a may. That's just my peace and love. You should have the most of spent on a hotel. Room was like Thirty five hundred tonight. Which one was that waldorf. No no no. That wasn't even close the one in There's a post ranch. Big sur saudi. Yeah really be so nice. Did you get the house. We're gonna house Right on the cliffside. Yeah we must have the same. I love how they bring the would they bring. I had like wood-burning the whole time and they just keep bringing water why just used. All the fire was called. Yeah drugs i try. We try to do molly and i was so sick. I was on his birthday. Is like this is wrong with me. I can't do drugs anymore. We're just good honestly been sober since december so i mean. Look if you're trying to if you're trying to have a good stable situation drugs are will always make it worse in my opinion on alcohol. I don't think the post ranch was. The food was so small was so slow so hungry. Get more. I'll take to the like the steak with potatoes Two of those please. How many people dining with you one. I know we order. take out. They always bring like twelve spoons. Always think we're ordering somebody hotels so cool though. That was really one. I got like a killer. Like i feel like i'm hiding out from the world in this cabin there. Barbara cobb i. I just committed a crime whose barbie keller was that jodi arias remember her check stabbed her boyfriend forty eight times which she was really cute. Moses you hearing this he's idolizing some barbie killer boathouse all so okay so here okay. Sounds like honestly when you stop thinking about money you just make more money. That's my advice to people who need money like stop thinking about it. And you'll get it when i i don't know i think that's a privileged. I think when you're rich maybe. Before i never i wasn't rich my whole life like i feel like i was poor. And he's thinking about it. It just kinda comes. I think i stopped thinking about money. Once i started making a lot of money Game it's still kept coming in right. You stop stressing about it so okay coming in on working number. I wish i'm a hustler. A not a question that you're a hustler are so here worn for seven months to keep this. Can i say something and okay. that's bad. No the bus ride home. The party bus ride home. I know you're going to say now. Awkward will now people are going to want. It was created back. Didn't think i was such a faux pas. Takes where people do. The you know like i didn't think it was such a faux pas. Think it was a big what i think. There's go ahead now. yeah. I don't think you can say whatever you want to have nothing else to say about it. I'm told the story people have but we've okay. Let me explain myself now. Let me explain myself. We're on the party bus. And i we all got our own pizzas. I had my loved the pineapple block. All of are you okay. What is happening with you today by an apple. Blackhall of jalapeno and i had like three slices full. Nobody else wanted it. So i started picking the cheese off. Okay and i was just eating the toppings on the pizza looked like a burn victim. It was all disgusted him. I don't make that joke in twenty twenty one insensitive burden. I think that's a good analogy. It's a powerful image Okay maybe look crash. Burn victim nala. He'll don't cancel is when you had that lawsuit. Damn we're all going down now. You're the leader of the epa. Where do well and we can't have bad okay. Whatever apologies to the to the freshly burned out there my god so anyway. You look like that is so disgusting. I can't look like that's just. The grossest thing i've ever seen is physically had down. After and i said i said treasurer. Who are you to talk about. Growth rings things. You've shoved candlestick up your ass but okay so now let me clarify because your mom and sister were there but everyone looked at me. Like oh my god ethan. It like everybody wasn't even that you have going. You actually were like you said my mom and sister. You're like oh you guys are about canada. Got her story. And i was like well. We don't talk about that. So maybe that was. When i took it too far but the reason i said it is because they literally know everything about this show. Why would i which means that. I'm they know the meaning. They want to talk about our. You want to bring everybody but like well. They were looking at me like okay. Maybe i fucked up. But they were. But i only said it because they're so familiar with everything they you do by the way they're your biggest fans nice. But that's me on the show like the candlestick up the but thing. But it's like i guess on that parents and listen to that kind of thing they like here and it goes out one ear and they don't like focus and dwell on it bill. I thought you guys are all openness stuff. You guys are like all that my god. We're not a bad open now. Head most got the mic. Like he wants to. It's like when they find cigarettes in your pocket and they don't believe that you smoke when they find sick of your by they don't it's not hers. Yeah it's not your candles. I don't get that. I know what he's saying. It's it's the it's the parental yeah. It's the denial parental. Denial gets that. I think it's just like who wants to talk wa bali. I wasn't trying to make trying to turn it into a conversation just making a joke and everyone looked at me like well. You didn't because he didn't like let it go because then like brought it up like okay. I only said no. No no no no. I didn't mean it like. I only responded because everyone was looking at me like i fucked up and i was like what did i do. You know about the story because you all watched the show. The first and last time we hang out as a family stopped we hung and my while separately with other people. They're why they love me. Yeah did they say anything about it afterwards. No they didn't they didn't they like they did like you a lot and they are. I won't bring it up again in like hilo better me to. They're like so sweet. We love her. I told i can't wait to be related to her. But she say that about yourself. I don't know well. That's fun. I like i. I feel the same way. But you think it's because of the candle story often. That's the reason that i do something else wrong. Oh i think you're not as like warm hot like he'll gave everyone hugs and like waves. We're doing kovic six of. I would've hugged them on normal circumstances but like its covid. So it's like your fist bumping some people. I still feel weird chance shaking people. I would hug them. Were they upset. They weren't but it's you you live with heels as she hugged them so you're going to get the same. I know it's weird. Situation is a world world. We're living in well. I know maybe you're just weird with touch which is totally fine. I before covert. I'll hug everybody. Yeah i'm getting one of these fresher. They were they liked you. Yeah yeah ok well anyway anyway. Awkward moment that we shared on the bus and was great. I never seen you look at me like that before. You're going through a lot then to sell its filing a lawsuit that's true but it was it. I mean i was designing damn so. Are we clear of that now lawsuit. Are we clear. Oh do you put in too. Because i was on now sitting next to you. They're not suing you. Though i feel like association as podcast channel. I'm a part of all the employees are. I would say you're a you're not necessarily employee you're a play because you like pay me. Yeah but you're not unemployed. Means you're like on salary or something. You're a contractor or something independent contractors even better. I'm further away liability. I want to say that everyone is coming for me. Everyone was just like oh like this is the end of them. This is the end of the do. Is i didn't do anything for me. People are still won't be. Because kim star was tap dancing on twitter about how i'm going to jail and after bay fifty billion dollars as an outsider involved in the i was kind of like ooh publicity. That's kind of jealous franko. Okay best anyway. The lawsuit is totally ridiculous. And kim star is of course as usual complete fucking idiot. Interestingly too he. He admitted that he's the one that narped to trailer slash. Jake paul. when did he say he said that. On some podcast. He did or some one of his friends said that he said i'm gonna talk about it on friday. I don't want to necessarily involve you. And all that. But i can pull it up if you know. This isn't about disney and mike candlestick anyway the law. So here's what's going on with the lawsuit trailer slash jake. Paul suing me because They are a being nice. I'm being nice. We're being nice for now because we're resolving mediation donate to trailer. Maybe if i only on your behalf thematic all maybe you don't like what you're trying to fund their legal defense against me. Can we get legal defense sub for trailer. If i like. What am i going. Pay them or something. Can i get get you off of it. Well we're working on that. We're taking care of that here. We stand you hardcore love. You know. I'm not saying. I'm just not saying anything right. Let me ask. Plead the fifth. And i get up on defend you. You be like your honored. You told me behind the stages you bring in the receipts you likes dunk on me just like it's not defend what we like exaggerate or does see how crazy crazy thing well. I'm surprised. They even brought the clip of talking about well okay. Whatever i'm not going to say to. I'm not to say anything they said. You think it's will be the downfall of them even gonna come from the back or something will happen with them. They predicted that we stop where manifesting connectivity. That's the psych. you know. That's the thing with psychic predictions like israel. Now no no no not yet. Nah no no owes at the real one. Oh that's it. You know manifest something good for you yes. You are going to flourish so hard and beyond one punch man. I'm gonna be on an animated. Yeah japanese anime. Yeah you're going to be a character on there for manifesting for you is literally impossible out about you this weekend that you love one man and i was like i'm going to get you on that. Okay thank you for the manifestation. If that happens if i get up on the japanese mango slash anime. I will believe in manifestation. I got those powers. Someone's house like that. I get this house. Put off before i got it for them. You like do see. They're putting the offer so it was like already pretty likely to happen. Necessarily i just gave him extra powers. Some of my call. It prayer prayer josephine. Okay so anyway. Let me just so the lawsuit. Jake paul and trailer are. I'm assuming is has to jake paul because he's but her that i've been talking about his credible allegations from the new. He's been accused of rape. Okay well he didn't get punched in the face. Maybe just got punched in the face but anyway they're suing me and a bunch of other people for ripping off the stream of the fight. Like you know. There's this website where you can illegally watch the fight. They be met. So there's a bunch of upsets like that and they include me in the lawsuit. As i'm sorry i didn't rebroadcast. Your stupid fucking fine. I just talked about it. And what i talked about was completely fair. Used by the way and by the way if you need a reminder. I'm the only person in youtube. History has successfully fought a fair use. Battling one and let me also remind you that if we do go to litigation that my previous win will be used as precedent and my second battle. And you're rich. You can go outta town all day long. I mean i'm sure has money than me. But i don't think you need like why don't you go with comedian out of suing me. Because i know. I have more money than him. Let's do this so you don't want to get into. It was in the right on that one. Though i allowed who. I wanna talk about like i can have a winning. You're not allowed to talk. No i don't want because they're like crazy but like they've dropped it but they were so like we're gonna ride Here's me whereas information and they might learn to receive this letter that they sent them and then they're like. Oh you got to fly fuck lawsuit. I got to cost me like two hundred thousand dollars down. Boosie stop bad. I should be a lawyer man. I mix money but anyway This lawsuit because their lawyer is like really bad. Interestingly they hired like a really weird bad lawyer he tried to i. He sued us and he put us with like twenty other defendants and he alleged that we were in conspiracy with all these illegal websites. Psoriasis back and the judge is like this is an league. This is improper a joint and throughout the case except for one defendant but they can resume me and which is what. They're saying they're going to do. I think oh p only if you don't care about my story so okay go ahead. I we we can go. It's not continue when i'm here or your cardio. So now that. Princess tricia has peed in the middle of osso p. u. p. rate. I'm kidding but anyway so the lawsuit is It's been dropped. But there are threatening to sue me into its technicality. So we're trying to figure mediation. But i can promise you that i am not going to jail as stars in promising which is just hilarious. Trying to manifest. Maybe no don't you dare. You won't do manifest year going cio snl host. But does that counter came yes. I'm manifesto because if he can manifest in jail you can manifest you free as a bird s. You live with forever. This sounds like i'm dying. Oh shit don't manifest. You're just sitting on your couch for forever. you'll have to leave your couch films lazy. Can you just manifest me. Just unmanifested came star. I can't do on me and witchcraft is For complicated prayer. Anti kerr's ca. Something bad on somebody that means you'll get bad karma if you wish something bad back bad things so what's going to happen. It's going to boomerang effect team going to go to prison. Because he might have had that for you. So it's going to backfire. Rubber glue theory does happen. Yeah for sure. I'm rubber you're glue about south view gives star used guy hit by the road in moses nodding. Yup that's my thing that's just the unit head moat. Wait moses you have insight on this if you wish. Somebody's something bad. it comes back to you. That's the evil. I think right so the worst thing that can do like a necklace. Kimes dr ward off the energy. Because you brought it onto yourself not me well. No i don't want to say no. Don't get the am my wishing bad on him. 'cause is gonna come back on him because of karma he needs one. Come to you. it's gonna come to him so he needs to go get it so like races at but what so if i say no. Don't get the evil eye so you receive all the energies. Also that's bad now. I need evil especially good luck. You're going to need it out back. Yeah throwback okay so here we are singing. This is the biggest detour ever. I can't show much because it gets copyrighted. But here we go. We saying great years. Look we sang love my life and we were so good by the way got claimed my me to the middle. Okay we got clarence takes. We'll tell anyway slow. Tell me we'll we'll hopefully be able to tell gets claimed or not. I can play without saying what it means to me. Put it up there. A and then i said okay you get out of this there. You're just like hey. I'm to go do a silhouette now by i was like no. Listen i got. I says tricia i know. She's the big girl that i big as literally i hear this. I do mean that way. I met birthday. I said she's been here. You can see what i say. Hopefully in the beginning of moses included it. Did you get that part. We'll find so let's see living your life your great onscreen idiot easing dumb ass. No don't don't say those things about yourself. I think it's funny. When i put myself down and people get really. They have really worried about me. I know when people do that. When i was like icee music share. I don't say that don't have like a dole. Just obviously putting money in music. I'm having fun. It's more of like setting your expectations low for people so they don't take your like i don't know for me. I think it's funny. When i make a minor fuck up and they go fucking i eight myself right. I just find it funny myself. I guess overreact like then people get really worried. Many here it is. I was worried at the beginning of the app. Remember i beginning in front of me. Is i was like i feel. You're gonna die soon. I don't feel that way anymore. That's bad manifestation. I don't feel that way anymore but you manifested it back then work you trying to kill me now but i thought about it. I saw to my dreams and shit remember. I was worried about you awesome. Who says it's not gonna happen. Not see only positive. I see like you know what i see in my dreams dressed in glittering gold cape kind of like poker honda's you remember when the guy comes to mind you know. He's like in a goal glittering k. Present rackliff colonizers he was. But i see you in that case. Not you're not knowing your that mass murderer year in a gold sparkly cape in my dreams and could that sounds good. Thank you like shot like elton john. Or or what's his name alan. John who's the chachi. liberace i think. Morale and on your margaret allen john. I love elton john. I don't he seems so mean he's looking. He's genuine people say mean. Look it up. I don't care if i don't care what he is. I love elton john music. I think he's the best. I only as i went to a concert. Stop like alligator crock iraq. Or whatever it is. It's bad okay. That's like first of all the songs good second of all that's like one of like a billion hit songs he has. The queen will be better than the anjan movie even know the result and joel movie came out right after this. I don't watch the by pics to chill the bio-pics he married a woman. Did you know that elton john. Here's mary jo woman later at the height of his fame. Oh before he was out anything without the mandate of the person who was sleeping with the manager is like you need to like mary a woman. Take that. I've seen. I guess allyn joslyn coming on the show after. See if i called you fat or not in the beginning you listen. I told him. I told him when i came up i was like yo can i do to. I want to do one with my wife. And then one four miles you have the ap matt well what was it. It wasn't like it wasn't like everyone was waiting. I kept seeing like your people the same people it over and over again. So it's like it's not like there's like a huge line so didn't think anyone cared. It was cool out here so there's always say just make sure i didn't call you fat. He didn't really fat. Also go out to the one girl who play this. It's mytalk spend. That was weird and the differential. You why al green you don't like the song. How can we do that voice. It was different us for love of my life. because they're so green things okay false impersonation okay i've i and make it your own Next to you being close to you can. Hey spraying myself on dislike. I supposed to be funny. Though i mean. I know i'm not a good singer of trying to go for like impersonation or is he trying to go for funny. I was just having a good time of there. Oh you were good. You weren't listen. give me a break. I wasn't embarrassed while you were doing literally just did this. So the you about lou me with the party if people were living. Weren't they loved it. I loved it. That was the highlight of the night. I threw my hat. I try to throw my hat to you. Linda ended up hitting some dude. Not paying. attention was drinking. I think let me see things coming up and let you know who loves when i got. We looked at the house. I saw the stage and i was like Karaoke for sure there that was it so perfect for the karaoke meant. Did anyone ever jump in the pool. Now is helping someone. It'd be so great. I'm waiting for the hat. Throw comment you think you know you you feen look you love me. What it seems to me okay. Trying hit all the good. You're really get my wedding. Might not all get drunk of your wedding for sure. Why wedding and i hear later in the year plan for this was like you invited me like one day before you're like oh so najer. I didn't really want to buy a week. I'll secrets too far away. Honest so. I hit through the hat and it hit. This poor guy wasn't paying attention. He's drinking news on business. So keo fun time then i staged over and crushed a bunch of people not wanna stay sober can we that competition like rockstar. Day like we just dive into a crowd or something. Because i see who fall thorough. Who can cry. Because i've seen people like dj college stage dive and he just hit. He's like fucking rock avenue. Though i give it a shot. Let's try and you just have to gently gliding. Some people looked go like dj cowed. And it's like the grounds surely stu all right Somebody made a medium about your character development on the show. I have some stuff to share from the sub reddit okay. This was a kind of a complicated me. I hate these character thing. Hold on did you read it yet. Why does it automatically people that. I don't know who the what's it's from like. It just looks. You don't know of avengers. Never say no. Okay well it should still make sense mouth sprays. You missed the nose. So it's kind of a big deal so someone said rip tristesse phone case. Did tricia have character development Yes okay what did it cost adam sandler. I understand that ending mervyn. So in the movie she says Something what did she ask him just like. Did you get what you tried. Did you get what you wanted. Yeah whatever and she wanted to cost you everything. He's as in the movie. Yeah sounds cheesy. It's extremely it'd be the kind of movie right well. No but it's true. It wasn't that you can still be fun but yeah it's definitely cheesy okay. Well not here to hate on why adams. Mri didn't cost me. Adam sandler. I still love him him. You freaking ditched him during that show. Why would it will happen. Why did i. I was talking about how much. I think he's movie suck. And then you're like okay. I think am sound there. You forget last week. yeah kind of. I guess that doesn't work when you can't remember seven days go. I mean the other day. I don't know okay. Then here's the my james charles update so he was sent this guy a threatening. He's still threatening people. Man you know what do you say. Let's find out. No i guess muted. Dan cut here. It is so he said. Jim showed the day he said. Hi can you please remove your tiktok of me if you don't then my legal team being contact with team over there and they don't know and i tell you guys at tip when someone's actually going to see you. They don't fucking message i. This is like the fifth influence are seen as weak. Threatening these young kids to be shameless. Legal team will be in. Contact is embarrassing so shameless. And so soda. Don't ever believe anyone can post whatever you want. Talk as long as you're not hurting somebody or yourself. Excuse me my legal to remove that tiktok. I wonder what it was. I wanna watch it now. People can make straight up lies about you and they still can't see you had people make up the craziest about me and you still get. You can't really get to improve damage laws. Exactly it's so hard to say because like Yeah people if serb like the thing is defamation and slander. Lawsuits are really used. Yeah you have to prove damages. So let's say like the new york times principles. Oh ethan is a murder okay. Whatever go then. I start losing work right then. I have like a real defamation lawsuit by losses but you have to prove monetary damage itsel harz. James charles is gonna these people bowl you off. Nobody's suing some random tick talker. That has never happened ever never going to happen. I was with a lousy. Why some old asking median for doing a tiktok. Saying i name. It was the same guy. Yeah that's like. That's why. That's why i was like you're talking. I was like what stupid i saw. Your video wasn't even anything defamatory. You're like me. I love you. Removed it up. Oh you didn't want some of the public figure. You can give an opinion about someone. You can't say this happened. You know that right. Yeah i mean lying but even these kids who just like there was one influence someone did. They had a picture in her whole account is like why don't you say hood is. You didn't take it down. This is not worth it. You don't want to push it well. Because i already paid. Six hundred dollars is except a letter from this lawyer. Then they have anywhere. So i was just like okay. But there. there's one influencer others like a tiktok page. And she has a ton of pictures from bitcon with influencers and her thing is shows the picture and she makes up a complete story about like how they were assholes or something like that but they weren't but does she wants. She has like shane. David one of the areas. I'm not gonna mention this person. But they were like reject her and have the same thing like my legal team is gonna contact but case no lie and it's like slam. It's no it's not that is legal because it's obviously paired on her track record down so anyways people bowl you especially if you're a minor like don't give people your information i've seen implementers be like. Gimme your parents. I'm going to sue. Don't do that like they don't need their. That's not how am like. I said if somebody really going to sue you. They're not going to send you a message saying You have to remove this reminisced series cheap because it came in tennessee so desist so they're cheap travel by the way anytime soon. I their legal team. They're foolish it. Yeah there's no legal that's hopefully. I'll be getting a hold of leading legal team now. It's so mild. i'm not. I'm so confused why he would know. That's all there. I love james being such a petty low faulk. I find it mindset. James charles wanted to call into this is this is before and after and i'm also going to show you this. Pretty sunset picture balcony was in the way was so annoying. I wanted to get rid of it. You can also race photo shopping. Him out This because this is a joke about james shell's leading the worst picture. I use this on so many of my photoshop them out. Oh this is. This is what he's got mad. That's actually pretty impressive shopping. So annoying. I wanted to get rid of it. You can also race people which is amazing as a joke about erasing shows anything from any. Wow what a fucking bitch. What is his life. He has time like looking at the stuff. And like i got a time. Now ain't doing shit. What a fucking lou there. James charles is my least favorite person in the I mean you on youtube. Oh yes oh well no came stars. Well i don't okay. I mean it's it's tough but they're both pretty. I mean yeah came started stores. Someone i won't. I won't but james charles mentioned who the worst on the internet is. I can't don't even mind. But i can't get over. What a petty little fucking piece of shit. He is yet. James charles erase you. Let's all race james charles. I love the message of this high. Mike lee what. What exactly is your legal claims. Charles what is your legal team going to be saying in the letter is so matching. Hi it's come to my attention. That you around the body of james charles and a race him this we consider a defamatory no copyright infringement no is operated photo no she writes south stupid loser my god i always say this you know who has legal teams disney who doesn't have legal teams any influence. I got an apology or now is that we're talking about because it's coming up it'll come up now you're gonna bring it up. Stay tuned for the apology. James charles cartoon that that was funny. James charles waiting to hear from your legal team. I love that hair. They here for good over the teddy fresh. I got you a spring chicken burrito bjorn. Oh hey james. Let me slip into something more comfortable. Hello james. would you take a seat. Who made this give credit. That's nice shout out to them who who is right there under underneath full credit to hear i wanna make sure that this guy gets credit on youtube dam. And all this love that. Oh that's a lot of us good for him. mighty mighty leo shutout. Let's link him in the description. Okay i'm gonna mighty video disc appear nam. A you're literally always the top. You are always at the top of every description. Tricia pettus your youtube channel. Her blonde sundell to whatever your channel guide. You don't even know my channel. Well it's like a weird name on sunday offer. Mj dense on the right. So he knows. Okay i trust you. I wanna see how fucking prominently we list do you really. I actually every time here. Here's like the second episode. You made a comment about it. And i should let skinny legend. There was this getting hair though. Thinks the hair god. I'll go there compared to this. We have to put the sponsors first but right after that. Okay wait wait. Wait wait paid. Everybody knows who you are. You just tricia paid subscribers. Because doing that. Because i'm a gordon. Subscribers growing up i was always four point nine for like literally snow anywhere from yeah frenemy awesome you channel scoring. It's great here. Look at this tricia 's view to become a member here tristesse channel. Everyone goes subscribe me. Just go subscribe. I eat that's my pitch. So james rose. That's good times and then. Oh here's another james shows update my enjoy. I don't enjoy any james charles update or you might enjoy this one. Don't like him. I hate i really okay. Morphe- puts him on sale finally way to see how much more fy puts. James charles pallet on sale on their website for dollars off. You like that. I mean a sale is anything that's is just like bitch. There is a lot exactly way. See one of these ones okay. Fi are Numbers six dollars. We should cancel morphine there so problematic like let's put them on the list to cancel borough this literally. This is like i. I can't get over there still selling it shit that they're just say they're so what does the word toned where they just don't understand like you're gonna like pull everyone else's pop and keep james charles up there like your i don't i don't i don't think so. I don't think he's toned up. I think they just have like millions of dollars of his shit that they are. Don't major l. on your calendar if you want to sell of ross or some dumb ass thing and cut your costs. Cut your losses. Then this one you get a whopping two dollar discount. It's better than nothing i guess. Don't buy this palette if you're out there it's shit more products are share. I've bought one the other day. So it seriously. I bought a so serious. I was trying to be like madison beer. To make up tutorials. She has a pilot with murphy. So i bought it and i was to be a madison beer. Makeup are generally wanted to look like car. It was the shittiest pal. Cha it's literally chopped makes sense to just trying to cash. Like i bought it myself. I wanted to tell whatever. I wanted to madison beer and her makeup and i like pat and i like this is the shittiest paladin memory. Because because it's like you're cut when you doing club with the influence hurts like you're cutting up the prophets. They're just trying to make as much as possible. Frenemies palate is not going to be sad. We are working with the best of the. We are making a pallet. I didn't know that i'm working on it. We're working on it are you really. I don't know manifesting. we could probably do it. I mean yeah. I didn't know that that was something we wanted to do. We named the caller is like here. Me our production team and see if we can help. Frago alfredo why shredder brown. Domino's domino's pepperoni pink dan. What's dance color. Let's call your beer. Dan whatever that color is brown shirts. Yeah people like danza. blue eyes. yeah okay. Blue so blue for dance beautiful blues hilo blue. Yeah you can't true. Yeah there's two okay. Let's see if we can make the. I don't know if that's complicated though to make we to have a good one show. I hate banana. Shit shit has like the merge is such equality that's like we can't have ship product. We'll see what we can do. I'll talk to the teddy. fresh team. seems that's something. we can source alabama. but obviously. I won't put anything bad. That's what we teddy fresh because all their influence merchants like you can't do anything fun or interesting it's super cheap and it's all about making money. Yeah you're in the study. Fresh is like i'm very excited for our freedom is going to be the best my goal. My dream is like if i drop those well which i think dr next one. I wants to get more creative. Like we can have a design session mean you actually make like embroideries patches and our election does not just merge but like freeware yes exactly actual street where we'll the framing stuff is kind of street. Where like the silhouettes. Yeah there. But like i think we could do something really creative interest. I'm excited i got in there. I found my way into the teddy fresh world. I'm saw because remember the first. The first time i met you on the podcast i was like you should do this for other influencers. And you're like no because it was like you know you're still like you just wanted your own thing. But i was like i got in there because i wanted to be one of those people that you did that for them. And i'm in man. I don't wanna do influencers because it's like first of all we're all super fucking busy making your own ship. Yeah we could help people find people but i. i know what you're saying. But that's all saying the first time and you're listening. I don't yeah we don't want to over. I'm not interested in working with influencers. Dumb stupid market. Yeah but for us. We're gonna go all out. I love it. knock into this world. Remember when the back like the back door Through moses the back door you know at first you thought. I was going to pay you. I know damn. I got paid yet. But maybe i'll get paid on. You always pay. We thank you all right so now we make so much money. Now you have to delay the payment not gonna win a couple of weeks. Oh yes everything. And that's that's cool. You were on it though. I paid fifteen. We're serious. I take every day because i'm always scared me to get check every single morning so when i thought i had my being held every morning like because what do you do okay. I must be the only one because everyone's like you. Check it for one. Main leading hackers. Oh you're afraid well don't you have like a cpa. Look at any any kind of i guess. I just like always more like taking stuff. I don't know. I just. I check it every increase as soon as i wake i check. I go through our finances a lot. Because that's just something i do but i don't check i in the morning where companies and i'm like i do that so weird no i don't do to make sure everything's in. Our bank accounts are pretty secure. Like i'd minus two notifications and stuff like that. Like i don't know i was just so we're anyways so check it every morning in on fifteenth or sixty weird. Yeah yeah like. Sometimes i'll be. I don't recognize things so check it out. Could you gotta check your money. Keep in mind on your money and your money on your mind. Right so weird. Weird so braced. There's one little bryce hall thing and then we'll talk about scotty sire while he was our previous douchebag the month last month so i'm doing a little update. Dmz show all the celebrities that you missed damning you embrace was one of them repainted. This tiktok where he's like. Yo i didn't realize you could that. There's like unsolicited messages from verified accounts here. And he's like. I've been ignoring all these people for years and i was like. Oh fuck me too and then you went to go. Then i looked and there's all these verify people's was it. Bryce race was well. He was the most recent like really big account he message. We wanna come on your show. And i was like nobody goes by followers so he the top because it goes. I think it's about a little seating. Is it general request. No requests ridgewood request s so ago top requests. Yeah no oh man. What is this. This isn't that yeah it is here is it. That was it. There is no. Mr says says more weird. Because it's about relevance mongols my followers. Wow we're all these people jason nash. Message age jason. Asa meshes me. And i didn't respond ninety two weeks ago. I feel so do he said hi. I appreciate you. I shouldn't show that i feel bad. Why right back thanks. I just feel bad. Because i did the one. I think. Any accountability human level. I feel bad because now. I just signaled ignored everybody. He's person and until he apologizes. Knowledge is something that he did win the wrong which is like. I don't know who these people are to be. Totally honest with you. Take your exciting. Oh okay hey legend this off. I don't know people love you. Who's that why. I don't even have tattoos. Do you want to get the. It's an story. John elway who say oh okay. Do we stop that because i don't want tricia to back. He's he's a p. Word okay good. I'm closing my phone. Petri pre three. Do three three p. deal. That's him all right. Let's move on he tattoo. Are we say him. He's he's gross. He's been put on blast like don't want to say anything because i don't know anything about him. I don't i'm not gonna put some. I'd just not not a p. Three out they deserve to be put on blasio anything about or i never even heard of his name. He admitted to it. Okay fine. let's not. Let's just not what we do have to let people know about sex offender. I literally don't know anything about this guy. Unsolicited d- And now you're ready to fuck. We'll do that kind of dm though. Because he was trying to say like he has issues with someone you have issues with. I hate that kind of bonding. Oh i also hate this versus. Yeah i don't like that enemy of enemy of miami is not always my friend. Enemy enemy is not always my friend. Me is now my friend me. You wanna wash price haldia fucking dish for a minute. How do duck. He's like on. Steroids is something. I never would memory. And he's so unstable. I just every time i watch him. He's so unstable and mentally just so unhealthy well. We don't want to give him a diagnosis of being. Maybe he's five. Maybe he's trolling. Maybe a on raw the old nice. Yeah exactly youtube. It's not just caught some random girl passing by him a bitch call some random girl passing by a bitch and then his boyfriend came back and was like yo you better apologize and he bitched out and got all data. Sorry about that. Youtube itch right. Je joke. I'm sorry i apologize. Put out he's like. Oh yeah yeah. Yeah because he's always the tough guy flips for pushing yellow pitch actually realize like girl too. Okay okay so that's it. So scotty sire apparently bitch little bit a bit. You bitch like hall fully bitches that that's him okay bitch. He wants to come on our show. So bad. If i try to let you know he wants to see and get tough because he does these readers where he goes to his haters komo fighting pussy. That's actually funny that like because he wouldn't do anything building him doing that and then he was like okay. Doing saying he's awful. I mean he's also going to be irrelevant a years like what's the point. I love seeing people. Come and go. I don't love seeing people. Come and go but i lost know it's okay to have entertainment that's entertainment. It's like i'm wishing station. Oh maybe better things after that. Maybe he's become a doctor or something. I was going to be with dog. Manifesting that for him maybe this he's social media but maybe host succeed somewhere else in life like enough about bright hall fuck him. Let's talk about bitch. All bits off pitcher scotty sire so we went in on scotty. Sira little bit for his apology Song promotion last week. Pretty hard on him Oh this was kind of a good tweet. This was in response to scott right. Yeah you said what is it that he said before. Our readers shadow ban right. So here is i've got i've got okay. Sorry so he was apparently on discord discord. It's like a private chat room for how we have a discord for our members. Where do we go is found that you'll never figure it. I'll just august. Just save you. That i again figured out on discords. All right so he says sixty cave use my new video and no comments. Y'all want me to fail. React to this if you think. Youtube shadow banned me. So he's like bagging his diehard fans to slam slam me most. Yeah courage for charlotte. Why what does this. The most emoji won is the laughing. Tunga which is like. I don't know if that's such support emoji like bucket. Like i just don't think that's a supportive of emoji. I did that emoji on hemingway. So you quote tweeted and said or maybe it's him telling victims of s a which is probably at least seventy five percent of his audience victims of essay. I'm sure about for every girl has two guys had already of his fans are female. No every single woman has probably spears essay or know someone they haven't seen with one into they say so i would say so. I'm giving an average. I got it got it got it. So you're telling them how to feel and how they're supposed to react so anyway. This is what came with the real slam. Doggy yell scotty. Sorry about the sit down. He said. I don't know who needs to hear this but you're not shadow oban just irrelevant. Been irrelevant at least fifteen times in the past couple of years. So i know. Don't be an asshole. Then it'll get better. I think i think my biggest pet peeve was when people like hey guys. Youtube is pressing. My videos shadow like no literally people. If people wanna see your video. They'll go like to your channel. I look for that. I mean true the hard truth the hard truth to take is. I think there are some exceptions. Were were individual videos. We'll get suppressed for getting richer reading or something like you say when you do the adamant you've once it gets like mature rated star but the hard truth to swallow. Is that most of the time when that happens is because people are not clicking. Your video doesn't show it to people. Yeah i don't know why he shocked him. He's been a complete asshole this year. Tone for a share but also like your whole videos. Were just starring david and now david's not of course nobody cares about you anymore. Like it's not that hard to figure out one plus one equals three or two or whatever the fuck that saying is one plus one equals is the same wrong. No go ahead. Keep him when he goes through means. It's wrong but one plus one equals. The room is saying. Does he let us saying. Yeah when you're trying to prove somebody wrong you're like okay. That's like saying one goes three anyways so anyway as it doesn't surprise me but other people that are like guys all the time you hear that literally all the time video to my fans it's like well clicking and then when you say it you don't even more without. I'm like okay. Well even if you are the they're not searching for you then seeing your videos they don't give a fuck like search for people. I always search for people. If i don't see their videos. It's a hard pill to swallow because you wanna blame. You want scapegoat youtube and not blame yourself. But but truthfully you know you gotta fight to to stay to keep your kids fresh and keep people clicking. People are clicking youtube and is gonna show to buzz same with also shumita instagram. It is his problem is his problem is algorithms are getting hasn't posted in like two months and he's like wasn't oerlikon video it's like well and also you literally victim blamed everybody. That's ever been assaulted. Okay but what happened. He texted you over and apologies. I think i think it was after that because we had put the show out and a lot of people thought. I was a little harsh. I'm scott i was actually. I don't take it back. I don't think anything back. I don't think i was harsh at all. Some people in the comments of our podcast. Like i want a little harsh on sky. And then i put up that tweet and i in like right away not right away and the next day he the day we went. You're gonna read his tax. I'll paraphrase. I mean it was nice right so long and we'll make him look good right so i think readers little bit okay. Let's just way the pros and cons a little. I think like the first thing is like apologies. Go like such a long way right. When david dobric said in his apology to that he's going to personally apologize the people that he's her offended coal. You didn't call me that. That was even aware of. Yeah i was like that was more offensive. So you don't even say face even if scott's during this base because he knows i talk because i have a loud mouth you know it'd be like okay. That's good person. Even that i. I'll take because i think you to appoint. Yeah no one a little bit of like an apology and it feels like it feels good. Also scott politician us weird. 'cause i didn't need an apology for him so i don't really know why he was apologizing because he will. I think he felt. But i think he felt back. I think he just all around feels bad with how he has. Everything he got so slam dunk by defending defending david slash attacking seth. Yeah hopefully apologized. Says that hopefully reach out to them honestly. I was triggered. I guess he was apologizing for triggering. We or something. I don't know honestly sincere. He said he just read it. Okay can we get a room temp visit okay to read paraphrase. Okay go read it. Don't read it for beta. I don't think he would mind because it's like he's not. He looks good. But maybe it's better to just paraphrase paraphrase Okay so he did say he wanted to apologize for. Triggering is trying to figure out what he was trying to apologize. Because i was so angry and you know what about me as i get really heated angry and then i can if someone. That's what i'm saying if someone apologizes even if it's insincere. I mean so much. Like all i wanted was for jason david to acknowledge that like what they did with tan thing was like. Why did you see tanta accomplish on my talk. Tiktok saying like the time. David tried to force me in like forty five year old boyfriend. Never three someone they can take yourself shows. I'm the nineteen year old. Who's in therapy because of this. Did you see that so she obviously had you know trauma from that too so anyways and that's all i ever wanted from them ever wondered was an engagement like hey instead. They said that. I was the problem and they tried to make me apologize to brand the guy that was aiding a minor. They just try to make me anyways. So apologies all. I've ever wanted from them. I didn't really need from scott. But i appreciate it and i'm the same thing with jeff when he apologized again. The sincerity of it. I think it's pretty sincere. But you know maybe some people say they're just doing this to say based either way. I think it's because he knows i'm gonna say this. And then daddy dave is going to hear this and so daddy was going know scott talking to me like what the fuck talking to church so i thought it was a big move because he probably could get in trouble for talking to me. Because i'm forgetting i think that's very caught like. How could you talk to trash your meeting guilt. Or whatever the fuck but he said. I apologize for triggering. You he goes. I'm ashamed to may the video. It was wrong of him. He's like emitting these questions that's motive. He said he was coming from a biased perspective. Anytime took some videos and commentary from you and others to realize the mainstream my fuck up which i think is a big thing too because paul me out. I don't realize it sometimes. You don't realize like what you're doing. And i believe that was. I really do think he's just trying to give david pointing to. He was an investor in the absolute trying to save base for him. It was it was just like yo i love. My friend know. He only ever gets disappointed. It's like he was just so fucking. No i can. Just tell them deal. Maybe he's never been a victim of essay because the way he was just talking with so insensitive feels manipulated by david. Because let's not forget the end scotties video. David sent him reseed. John davis look. I'll show you and then fired up. He's like oh this is a slam dunk gas. Oh so he said he's taking time to reflect and then he said he wasn't trying to blame has meant mental health because my other issue is people claiming like mental health and stuff and saying they're depressed or whatever and then did he send you audio file. Follow his song the full version now. But did have a clarification about song lyrics after all this. He said he was really nice in. He has Was i know. Sometimes they can still be an asshole but this is what he wanted clarify to you. He said yeah also so. He did his whole day that he was an asshole. But i do accept scott's while i was just triggered a little i still thought it was very insensitive. Someone apologizes like you should try them for. Give them another chance. I think because what did he say about. Hey so you're confused by the line from his song that says i live a good life and pretend that it blows and i was like. Oh he's pretending you didn't know you were like wait so he's pretending that his life goes. I live a good life and pretended blows like sounds like someone who's just like trying to be oppressed for cloud right right right that he's faking it and he didn't. He said he goes. That was the second song iro and then he goes. It was it was satire. And then he goes. It was poor poor lyricism. He goes but you hit the nail on the head with what i meant so what i said he meant was that so i think he has a really cushion life even christian life. He's still can be what his message to me is that it was poor lyricist. Okay thank you write about. His duty is to me. I goes all in a ballsy for the. He's at me like wasn't an apology anyway. Which i thought was take some guts. He seems nice. Because honestly i know one was still coming for scott except for me so he really didn't have to do that. You know that video dude. He should be pissed david because he was all like good. Everybody liked him liked him. Everyone anyone we're we're good with scott now. Scotty neutral neutrals go. Thanks david persons. That's questionable by. We'll say neutral like in his videos. How hey at school. You could be a good person to some people exactly people. It's not like good or bad people except for know now david shepardson but like it's it's just over simplifying the entirety of a human being say. Oh he's a good person. I always a bad person. You know what. I mean because people are so complex other than came star. He is an objectively like totally on debatably. Bad person you don't have to come on. Gave a is also unattractively. A bad person. My point is is that scott thinks. He's a good dude. I'm sure people. I'm sure kim stars girlfriend. He's a good dude. Probably not banks things. He's a good dude. Probably not i think he does probably talk. Shit behind his back. Guarantee phase blanks if he does thinks he's a good person because he has one operating brain cell no comment phase blanks. That's what i call you. Know that i know that you talking about i love. I think that's a really good nickname. Toddy yes those really will face blinks. They he they did a pucks with kim. Start talking about the lawsuit and then of course keep starts tap dancing debt. I'm going to one hundred fifty billion dollars. And i'm going to go to jail for six months. And then phase. Blinks goes to be honest. Jake is a billion times smarter than ethan. Unless you say. I'm not going to come out here and to my horn-like on the smartest guy in the world but phase blinks let subject. Let's be objective. Here i'm fucking albert einstein critic jake paul. We don't know what if pas a genius. I would say now jake paul probably has the iq somewhere around the let's say You know what's interesting dinosaurs. Okay interesting okay. let's move on to act yet for so if you look at like brunch source was like one of the big the biggest land mammal that ever walked or close to it there. These massive creatures obviously but are a bronchial sorace. Pronk kissed her out as one of the ones with the huge neck. You know that little their brains were so small their brains are like the size of a dime. So i would say jake. Paul is brought chea source level kill. What's your dinosaur. He'll i'm a pterodactyl third exo aerodynamic. I get fly. There's an jurassic world that universal. Did you go on it yet. I haven't been university while i wanted. I'll take one pill. You're a t. rex baby arms. Thank you baby hands. rex. You'll dante max you know what your except little tiny hands is. Because they're such adept hunters they evolved out of having the use of arms to make their head bigger and to make their bodies more agile ivan list. I've been learning a lot about dinosaurs. Because because is obsessed with them. That's don't tear excellent really cool. Animals actually mean game. Oh my god. I forgot about the game. Do you wanna talk about dog. Killers real fast. I always hated. Nikki felt by. That's my biggest flax david. We're having people get mad when we rushed so. Let's just just have fun a next week. Got about fifteen minutes. We'll probably have time to do a couple. Yeah i love that one day so anyway. The dog killers probably heard talked about it on friday. You've talked about. I always talk about where wherever talked about it. You didn't talk about on twitter or tiktok even now. Oh you're slacking because they'll take it down on tiktok like that like animals so soft lately as okay. It's a safe space for people. But i always hated nikki villa pie. There's all videos me saying she. She was that girl that had like fifty thousand subscribers and la four assistance and they would do like group meetings at like a t like a coffee tea leaf and just my team and i are meeting. She was always that bitch and our careful. You're going to send you a note from her legal team. They're very like super christian. Which the the bad name. Which i like. I just oh. They're so annoyed. Okay so i learned a lot about her. And i actually think those two couple are like beyond fucking While just horrible they were so there. You got just update. You guys really quickly their dog that they've had for ten years part of the family then they got since it was a very young beautiful puppy i think are very young dog. He made they made all this content with the dog that was like oh their child and baby so he nipped. The kid didn't leave any permanent damage or anything. Just a nip. Didn't even leave a scar. And so he's like. I wanted to take the dog and back and kill them like old yeller but we took him the next day the and put him down. And everyone's like first of all year year in saint for so many reasons. Okay obviously that s the reader's digest. But then when i started digging in i think what you're gonna talk about They're psychotic. They're trying to adopt a kid from here. Let me let me play so. They're trying to adopt a kid from thailand and listened to why they dropped the adoption and she was saying well. Yes but also thailand. Has its own law. That's unique to that after you. Are you pick up your child and their your child. You are not allowed to talk about them or share any images photos videos anything about them online for a year. Maybe protect the child from free. Yeah like a couple. Who did it on youtube. Isn't there after two years. Exactly definitely be them. It's so crazy joe. So they didn't adopt the baby because they couldn't film it for a year they couldn't make content with this baby for a year. So like fuck this kid. We didn't anyway. They're sounds like y'all got to take that kid back like old yeller mindset about his dog that's crazy a- is so insane it's not just. Hey then there's another one hang on well with a lot of juice on them currently on their dog. When i saw that sounds like why i don't know here's another one. They're trying to get a kit at a foster care and they get the first of all. These people are getting denied. Then there's the doggie killed by the way. Here's the sweet you can see. You could see how sweet and submissive that is a loving russia's animal. Yeah did you see the cubs taunting him with the other little baby dog and it's like what are yours. Astles raising 'em. Mike and he's still sweet. He was the one scared of the little dog. Like it's so. So here's the dog they kill and then here's then about why they couldn't foster child goes to be okay. There's a rule. You care speaker. Fosters are out. You can't hit your child and there's a video of them talking about how they spanked their kids or something he's like. I'm not allowed to hit my foster kids. they're not. They had their baby a little baby. Now the baby was in the for. I don't here. Oh yeah. Respect their kids in the past. But we don't even do it anymore. You could still. They said in our foster class. You can't get over. What a sweet dog. This is though like fuck you good. Take your hand off that dog. You sick fucking murder cod. they make me sick. There's such weirdos your kids however you want to a few stills bank dog loves you how would you betray that. I would rather die than that. Sell weird. it's so museum and the other dog loves and trusts you. Dude oh my shame on you so sad. You know the reason. He put the dog down because his kid kept grabbing. An and theater does the same thing. He's around the same age. He doesn't understand how to be gentle with the dog so he grabs sometimes. The dogs growled him. But you have to. You have to put in the time to so that everybody learns how to interact with each other. Just send him to a house with no kids like dalmatians. Always get like rehome. Didn't why didn't they do that. Did you have an excuse for said. Oh home because he was too. He's been with us for too long. Someone would take off. Yeah of course but apparently when the dogs eating and the kid grabs at the food. The dog like snips adam. Okay put the dog in the closet and feeder for the kid. Pose the video about it. That was so weird. That's the weirdest part. They thought they were gonna get all the sympathy views. Look how this dog trust him. Do you watch this video. Oh man feel like a murder so sad. Oh my god. I love my dog so much i would never ever do anything. Like niamey's battle. Yeah yeah not that old dogs up to like feed them fourteen fifteen years. That's fine you can't spank a boss. Forget they actually said you might want to consider changing but they can't make you. Yeah but the okay. how about. Don't hit your kids. what's the issue like. They apparently he wants to be able to spend his foster kid. You can't do that. They told the foster system. Not like we wanna spank our kids. Here let's let me play. Let me play supposedly. If there's two different types of discipline going on in the household it causes more issues but to hear someone say i don't do it anymore. And then denied him because they've spent their kid in the past weekly crazy favor making sense christian origin organizations on. It's so dumb. yeah they'll love you unconditionally. That's so sad. That dog deserves the whole. We're not worthy of dogs. Are angels on earth. And we're not worthy them. You know i was never a dog person before my dog and he literally does saul much law. That's all they do all they do is i just wanna kiss you love you. It's like that's it for christian. He killed an angel. So yeah human. They're living being. You're not supposed to just like dogs. Are my kids there. My children now. That kind of leads us to where we're at right now it's hard to even understand what kind of psychotics the way they talk about like trauma. It's such a weird. So i honestly these borough been canceled like i think you bunch on friday. Show the twenty thousand. No one really cares about them. But now they're really. The video was just so bizarre and then in the video. It's still up but they disabled. I just can't go over in the original video goes. I grew up watching old yeller. And i wanted to take him in the back and kill him right. Then put them down like that. You know what old yeller is. Yeah so dog that got rabies defending the family and it was this heart-wrenching moment because rabies is is deadly incurable and a dog and makes them act violent so he put down the family dog that saved their lives. Your dog took a little nip at your kid. Didn't harm him at all. A very solvable situation and you wanna put them out like old yeller their ads i. I've always liked them so angry about that. Yeah that's really. That was really sad. That was really freebritney. Whatever yada yada yada. So they're okay about freebritney. My is interesting. The reason there was a big mystery around how her dad jamie spears was able to get into this conservative ship. To begin with the judge for example in the documentary said that There's a reason that he's not going to disclose that like a really so what he got her in. He marked her as having dementia twenty seven. Twenty seven when she was still touring and stuff. Yeah exactly dementia so anyway. She's she's going to go soon. Coming up in june is going to get to speak on behalf of herself at a consensus conservatorship. Earing which has never happened before. Why do you think she's going to though. Yeah she said to said to appear in court on june twenty third discuss her thirteen year. Long conservatorship always going to happen. I think there's enough public pressure house. She'd been in that first so long. Like your whole thirties. It's crazy. it's absolutely fucking agreed that her dad is obviously is a piece of shit. Yikes so that'll be interesting. Bill gates got a divorce. What do you think jamal bachelor bachelor. I love these girls like working on them. Hey daddy i had a dream. I could go for bill gates for sure. You think so. You'd be into that. Yeah what do you think happened. you didn't key cheetahs. She has a really crazy wasn't theory. You wanna say it dan. Well i mean i. It's not just my that you might be hearing from his legal team. Yeah exactly bill gates. You don't wanna learn from bill gates. No i mean it was reported over the weekend that At least one of the factors is that his Ties to jeffrey epstein familiar with who that is tricia now but we talked on the show. Before you know. Jeffrey epstein died yes headed mark. Now i assuming you got on a live to like He was a prolific Trafficker of of child sex slaves to rich and powerful people. Always forget this. But yeah i think i remember. Now she'll bill gates headed association with them down. Yeah and apparently his wife did not like that. Block and something that We were discussing before the show is. It's interesting. She started meeting with divorce lawyers in october of twenty nineteen and in september twenty One month prior to that is when ronan farrow posted bombshell article in the new yorker. I think about bill gates ties to him and everything so yeah interesting timing on all of that is so why was she not still going through the divorce. That'd be more reason to write. She did day. That's it's been in the works for a while divorce when you got like two hundred billion dollars keep it good read ends. I don't want your money Shoes entitled to have been married thirty years but he has that blood money from like children and stuff like he's microsoft money blood money. Who is you. don't want the hundred billion bits. You wouldn't take onto billion now. I want blood money. Were messing with children. Take that money. I don't think he was profiting from. It might have been it. That guy was. I'm taking the money taking the money. Give it to okay tricia. Whatever you take the money they'll please bells kinda ties. Don't they sacrifice children and stuff like do you know what i'm saying. I don't want to be related to on any ties of that. Take the money and then built and then make like a superhero like anti-trafficking leads. You can do that anyways if she takes the money. She has money probably what she doing her. Money is all microsoft money. Too perfect actually. She worked for microsoft as well a money. I'm taking the money. I think i read that. They didn't have a pre no of course not. They've been married thirty years already and they wealth conversations like people are like. Oh bill gates such an idiot and get apprentice. I'm sorry they've been married thirty years. They have three kids. She's she's been working our ass off to support this fucking guy. She deserves half. I'm sorry that'd be like if someone's like oh my god a pre nup We had no money so yes. Of course why y but like she. She's been there for thirty or support and his fucking ass you know. If you're a pre-nup s- make sense to in some situations when and their situation didn't make sense as you can't spend that much money anyways and your time. Whatever take bitch he's like. I don't even fucking notice was there with her Whatever money is whatever. I really don't care by one hundred billion. i don't know what do you do with a hundred billion dollars a fucking. I'll set up like a set up. The justice league did that to fight human trafficking. I'll get like superheroes off like a space station where they chill now. Superheroes stock anyone who likes to be removed are weird stuff like half. The world or more marvel marvel panos existence. While i was still here. I just put negative. No it back. You're going to get that banos. Enter her is that what he does. Because that's a lame zero. Stop stop it. Who's the is he the one with the garland. Yes okay. I see people do that because they all the people that i don't like that have gotten cancelled. I should we do a quick ma'am game much out of time. Well we have we have. We have the two so well this. We don't have that when you go in. What would you fist. The cow what do you. What are you talking about of a cow. Why are you taking pupa. People do it tipped to arm all the way up there and they take it out. Why videos at birth someone casting up near and they take the baby makes sense. Why would you take poop out of a cow's by you fisting more time. Jesus tricia got some weird fantasies castle. Say on moscow's not. The first person tells us now we just have to clarify that. It was it was inaugurated. She oh yeah. And so is moses so you it's interesting. he said he was the first one with burgers. But apparently that's an outdated term. Did you know that. Dan happy or upset. That he said he had asperger's because apparently that's like an outdated term. That isn't specific enough. I thought it was interesting. I mean he's the one with Apparently they discontinued like scientific. I'm always speaking. i turned. I read this. They discontinued that diagnosis. Because it's not specific enough asbury You're acting a little ass burger right now me. I know you're fine. Knows for sure asprey as to him last year using my brother has to my brother. Oh we need is your by the other day. I was adding numbers together. I really wish that eaton's brother here right now. It's really interesting though the whole what do you got dense checking the asperger's thing. Yeah that does seem to be the case but it this asperger's syndrome is no longer april third of this year. So this is a brand new thing. Then what do people i mean. Well it's people really didn't get the memo really interesting. So what's the explanation for ass burgers being a no longer. It sounds like what you were saying. It was the diagnosis well. It's a high functioning autism. So they felt like it was kind of like derogatory to other people with awesome psych. Oh well asperger's is where the high functioning ones and you people are like low functioning bullshit. I be matchel. Were all the same or all autistic here. Yeah because they say that there's a what did they say. It's a scale or a spectrum right. Where on the spectrum. I wonder maybe she'll see a doctor about that. I've got too many things wrong with me. I don't think. I have autism meal. Not that there's anything wrong with him. I don't wanna say that. I mean wrong with you. Just saying you know. Normalized normalized threats. There's a lot of bill gates has autism. Speaking of which he has like what they used to call asperger's but there's a like there's people with autism there are like really fucking interest like unbelievably successful interesting people. You know what i mean. What is that what is that. What is what does it. Classified ass like not a mental illness but else is like A syndrome i guess. Maybe i don't know how you diagnose. This is like the autism part of the show. A developmental disorder development is characterized by like a having a hard time with social cues and I think that's basically it right like on the high functioning and yeah no textile more on the low on the like low functioning and it can get really complicated. so i'm not sure how how to differentiate the two but trust is not autism different no but at the same brain imbalanced different issue completely and by the way we interviewed whitecloud gabe just to touch on whitehall gave on us how we interviewed. Whitecloud guy goes. It's friday baby. Yeah fuck guy who deserves fried chicken meat and because you were arguing about last episode that he's has episode. It was on the bus off camera. no it was. We did on the show. Didn't we dan interview him. Yeah we talked to him. He's saying we talk is tricia argued on the show. She was saying that he has autism. Now know that he has turrets. Shit i mean and so i him yes and i asked him and he said no. I just like saying fuck for the views baby. No somebody would say with toronto. That's just not that's just not cool. You gotta stop. I like to razz. I'll do i rough. Stop pretending like you know anything about people with two rats. I can't say that you can say that but don't start diagnosing. I literally diagnosed him and then argue with me. When i say death threats you stopped i thank you i liked your name but i don't want to come across offensive because it doesn't mean i think it's funny i don't wanna fangio you. It sounds like you're going to do. I'm not trying to and it was really cute. But i don't if i do i'll watch is i thought it was oh q. When we're doing this zealand blog and like you're making a little porgy kinda like dance a little. Oh is that. It was so funny. And i was like. Oh he looks like he's gotta saying yeah. Sometimes i do like this. I take my shoulder. That was i guess dancing. No i'm not offended by it was actually. I don't know if that's no. That's not offensive at all. I think it's funny funny. Observations talked to myself. But that's like my you know voices. So that's why i was like i don't know if that's offensive but if someone's like hey i don't find that offensive. No all right. Well we've got to wrap it up and said It's been two hours with like this is low energy. 'cause it's gloomy was like the weekend. I thought it was fine. We have the. I don't know it is what it is you know. I'm to do more of logs. I just don't know well. Let's let's live ideas and a hat. Dan's doing this now. What moses so yeah leave and we're smashing like where subscribing theater action. Oh yeah give guys. If i log next go ahead. We're all ears if anyone has connections and we'll times in scottsdale like we should joust would be fucking awesome get hurt. Oh yeah for sure. Jousting crazy horse could bear your load berry a load. What does that mean i said. Do you think a horse can bear your load. Bury your loud here. 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Weekly Zeitgeist 87 (Best of 8/5/19-8/9/19)

The Daily Zeitgeist

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Weekly Zeitgeist 87 (Best of 8/5/19-8/9/19)

"Four weddings and a funeral as a new original series produced by mindy kaeling the four main characters in the series our friends from college maya lives in new york orc while her other closest friends are london. I had one of my bridesmaids come in this weekend for my bridal shower and she i only see once a year. She's she's a grad school friend. She's a bridesmaid. We were super close but it's it sucks when you don't live close to each other. Eight of my friends live in denver with me ashley. We've been close ever since high school now. That's so nice you can catch. The premiere of the new rom. Com series four weddings and a funeral on july thirty first only on hulu. Hello the the internet and welcome to this episode of the weekly zeitgeist. <hes> these are some of our favorite segments from this week all edited together other into one <hes> nonstop infotainment laugh strategy danza yeah so without further ado do here is the weekly zeitgeist what's underrated okay benny hana's because i feel like the only people ah throat hot takes is just not enough. People love any honest. They think it's like corny or whatever who does a live people. Yeah i see and it's just so hold on the only people who are like on enough or me. My friend dave rankin who you know chains who fucking love benny hana's walker. I don't know if i see you're one of those people will know what i'm saying is i ben. Hana has value but i'm not at saying. I'm not saying we gotta go to aunt right now. See i would leave right now too yeah. We'll look that's a that's a trip. I'm willing to take but can we do that next time. There's a place for people who have horrible children. You never go see a good childhood. Mini hana's everybody's kids kids are awful. It's like where you take back. Kids have never they're never younger. Teenagers fire gets off. My child's eyebrows were sins and want someone russian my mouth and i want them to make that pacman joke when they are making the rice and for me. It's all about the volcano would the onion rings. Oh hell yeah and then they make steam steam out of the little onions a good place to go with showmanship out really wanna talk to us a whole entertainment happening during dinner. You don't really have to make any conversation at several real nice families too because you're always sitting on what's great. Where are most of your <hes>. Benny hana's experiences is that in texas exes is that in l._a. Is a new york iva to win benihana and it wasn't college in pittsburgh and honestly it's like. It's like if you take the subway but you gotta eat with everybody. You see on the way like i don't want to eat with everybody on the subway. It's like if i was on the train as it's showtime they they start cooking shrimp move out the way we gotta get the gorilla here about the way he doesn't want shrimp cook for them while they're waiting or in transit. I mean i'm in a you know i guess the i guess we should go yeah because it's really fucking delicious and fun but we're all going. They say what would you do. If someone took you on a first date depending on the leasing guy i can already see just the way imagine i and someone you're like oh okay. This person might be worth on a day with into like yeah. I'm going to pick you up. You know we go somewhere nice and then you fuck invading buckingham well. I don't think you you should pitcher to somewhere nice. You should be like that's different but fun nine no man you say they do something. We're going to do something random then that yeah okay and why we're here i'm saying what is your take on. Someone who looks at any haunted goes this is. This is the height of of refined. I think that we truly just has so much that is not in common then this relationship would never work. Okay we will pull up to the benny hana's all my guy has it goes to the bathroom and you call uber okay hold on and then guess who he gets out of the uber behind are like what's this sounds like a dope time shrimps tossed at anyone. You're also also eating solo and you heard like ghosted date with him. I was like what's up. You want to hear i. I just got ghost basically the first time that that happened out of any on. I'm sure there's lots of solo people who were supposed to have day without eating. It makes me so sad. I want me into chains to risk everyone eating alone at benny ha's i know he should get a deal from a o._t. Sponsor and that's ridiculous. Steve aoki's dan so much good. Did you know that we started that. We stop any hannatised rocky a okay. I didn't know that devon and steve aoki's their their their house of cards coming tumbling down. They didn't do it off merit. Their dad created fucking bending hana. That's like all the actresses and actors i that are actually actors for everyone but that are coming out and other people like this person is coming out of nowhere and you find out there are insanely via the star of euphoria before you mutt appetite what oh that app ital- dan what's a myth gala. What's something that people you know. People get wrong. That money can't buy happiness. Every time i've gotten money i feel so much better than right before it happened <hes> and <hes> it literally all the things. I like it gets for me. Wow i don't understand what the problem is. Does it <hes> margaritas in sitting us. <hes> you know phone bill that i can't even talk to my loved ones without money right scarface c._d. You gotta have scarf nays yeah. I mean yeah money's great. Let's well how long does that last for money. He said right before it feels better than right before you got it and then you get it and then. How long can you ride that for until it runs route. <hes> then once more money runs out bad is bad and then when it comes back great great so i honestly that to me seems like the that's the key to life is money yeah yeah. That's weird because a lot of these people are so focused on like you know. I don't tie your happiness something so external like money in the objects that it brings yeah and this is bullshit but you'll die without it yeah exactly so you get mine. Were very realist like my my dad's a preacher and stuff so they taught me all that but their main thing was like they're like you need money badly go to the job and he is going to be hard like right. Yeah yeah so score. Make sure them things right. We have credit score <unk> norway as good yeah. That's the that's the attitude of someone who's not even bothering to look as good as well. There's no way i check a couple of weeks ago. It was fair okay. Eh one of these so rich like i just wanted to be so fucking rich and then what like my life is good still like my life is good. Edwige wanna turbocharged being. I can't even imagine the heights i will soar to. I can't of these crazy so he just curious three. I three things you're billionaire overnight. What are your first three things. I i this glass tired of just like being cramped all the time. I wanna eat at any restaurant the main anything care about restaurants in pasta and then i'll have a personal trainer so my body will be so fucking sick even though i'm like eating more than ever <music>. I'm like really personal trainer. I yes i immediately to be a billionaire this first class yeah. I i want it. I i've read. You're asking me the three things i would. If i were by simple i would buy. I would probably buy a nissan zahn skyline g._t._r._i. Is at a sponsor the car i love my cats are thirty. Four fokker is a rat. I will buy a car. I would buy a old chevelle and try and make an actual pod racer from star wars with using jet engines. It's from an article. I read in 'electronic gaming monthly from nineteen ninety eight. Oh what else and then honestly. I would probably just travel yeah i would always you know if there's probably i mean if i had that money. The first the thing i would do is just board a jet and find my way to the hills of tuscany is already like heaven and in a way even without the billions of dollars. I feel like i feel a little conflicted anyway. Wait also not doesn't make myself sound like the incredible hero that i am but like i would get all my engine. People like these incredible gifts they wouldn't even they would be so sake devout like by car and they don't just do the spend a little the money and then give it all away. Billionaires are fucking illegal. So how about that. I reject the premise of your question meyer horrible yeah i would hold a bit from my cast is because there's only like two thousand bills owner. I would hold a big meeting with a big theater arabia gathering in the billionaires and then i burn it to the ground wow everyone was in elisi basically how she had all the calls in that tent and it was. I guess what it's a full confide reporting live so i could be the only billion ruling invest in your suit so you could emerge from the flame similar to he started as and then and it turned out. It was machiavellian the whole time or you mark yeah boy before we get into that. We'll we'll get you a copy of the prince two nice. His name is pock actually shaquille o'neal you know he's <hes> he's been doing some work with papa john's ever since the original papa. John was just ran out on a rail because of his racist hot takes he was to be. I mean you don't name call heartache. Just fucking racist fucking l. s. racism booking sugar racism delivered to you in thirty minutes earlier. It's called twitter in. It's actually thirty seconds or less but so shag put out this video on his twitter. I'm not even gonna play it because it's just it's exhausting <hes> it's meant to look like like sh shock on apologized for me you sound so he's is all whispering and shit and it's the most obvious ad i've ever seen right but again okay. Let's pretend shack aren't hoopoe. The largest black man ever is in your board. I was just imagining like how big the ipad was filmed on it because it's face is like so close to it holding a maximum how how like a giant screen forty-five and older selfie hold like oh so close. I'm like y'all just put arm out. I keep telling them right. Argue ever get an older like rideshare lifter uber driver. Everybody got the low angle murderer face shot. Yeah i gotta give classes to the elderly. What is is not because elderly with the basically dead. What if it's too close to kick that up. Let's call the seventy ninety nine sixty three. You still were around for technology but you miss you. Miss the selfie. I just like being like my like a technically now or approaching my mid thirties where now kicking the can down the road of like what i think is old right now. I realized when i say we say shit about like boomers. Xanax is on the show that will hey man. We're still cool. I'm like yeah. You probably are right but that's me the same way. I hear like like i'll meet some gen's. E kit and they're like you was five when you were talking about this listen. You're talking about twenty one. I was like damn. I'm twenty dr welby teenager no more rony eight. I was like okay now. Hang onto you so deeply. Every ounce of anklet coconut water is regular water. Now wash your face with it just like that. The nice melanin our skin. I think we're gonna stay back it up doing voice rises on top and and creams and injects back apartheid anti machine and cloud running a yeah. I will start injections soon but i know you're lying the go-to angela bassett go. No she goes honey. Don't tell me that men are so dumb literally like this guy. Let's talk about this girl and he was like her lips are so beautiful. I'm like those are their injection is going to push back on that because i'm pretty good at spotting obvious obvious plastics no angela bassett though if you look at another bassett she's not fucking around. She's not heard i lifted and getting bigger anything and she just she probably went whoever's doing the kardashian. She got a very subtle. You know what i mean. It's not anything it's like so smooth. Okay paul now way more obvious. I was trying to talk about fucking papa. John's forgot sweeps where where the fuck are kilo. Neil okay okay secure being despite that wonderful ro everyone athletic surgery and convincingly seem not to get plastic surgery uh-huh robotically beautiful like her just the voice eventually. She's like no. It's about a vice city experience l. dot dot c._o. Dot ida okay dan shaquille o'neal. I'll have worked on or nassir. No here we go. He has a little deep set lines but i think that comes with age but he was so in this video he saying he's at this secret your board meeting. He's unveiling like a secret new or the tasters or this new thing and you don't know what the fuck is going on. He says remember papa hopper dear so he's saying he's pointing to a thing on the table and the calling it a papa d. and when you look at it it looks like the shape of a case deal you know like but it's basically a folded in half pizza. It's a cut like a fucking case india but also they spell papa d._i._a. Instead of you know i think maybe just because of the the previous leadership at the company they didn't venture into appropriate calling doing a white appropriation of which made the racism awesome is still going to spill the we've been taking and put the in poverty you put in there. You know what i mean. The thing is oh more upset that it's motherfucking folded in half pizza. Just cut committed early on come on. We live in the the age of reboots. Okay we rebooting cinderella blue in little mermaid reboot and peace. All doughnut reboot of the pizza again could be great might not be. We'll never know whether we'll probably they will never know oh really. I'm sure someone will care about your health. Oh my god i know bell taco bell's rose health food luis. Here's my main issue with the video. Though certain angles of people like shaquille o'neal is in this video angle of it makes me feel like i know what it's like to have sex with shaquille o'neal and i don't like the angry like a man on top of that the p._o._v. from a woman's perspective of what she hates only board category that has not been third p._o._v. porn no no one to like that generations like selfie and don't think about my dad selfish and and that's what it looks like your mom. Your mom saw sir ever welcome tonight. Let's get into something that gives me a boner and that sandwich artis lou okay so recently certainly there. Apparently there's like a thing called like the sub jam or something sub jammers basically like sandwich artists and people like subway employees from across the globe gather for this like annual event in this year. It was just wild to see. There's a video basically of <hes> sandwich artists from the u._s. Canada france germany singapore south korea and the u._k. They they met in toronto to basically see who could like put together like a turkey sandwich the quickest and properly and it was just. I didn't even know this was like a thing thing that they did but as someone who is a how should i say this. I preach the gospel of subway tuna. Yeah that's my shit. I was a little pissed that they were using turkey erkki but i get it because there was some people i was seeing how they folded. The turkey was not advocate <hes> but the winner just so you know america's still on top sarah from pullman washington claimed it also claimed the title back in two thousand seventeen last year was second place so i think she's a go to their during that home. 'til zero working got working at a subway for two years. She's crushing. It should have been making sandwich video. So is the ground. The custom knives sandwich inspire cocktails right. I mean i was on the side. Our own brit ah from yoga map. Oh you're the second person to bring that up. I think we talked about that yesterday to let the yoga mats in the bread aisle why is upset about that. It was mama staying abreast flip yeah the thing that i wish they did again. I was bringing this up is the gouge is how they used to cut them shits in the ninety s when rather than splitting it down the side and opening it useless cut out like a u. shaped tap that they would just lay on top the sandwich but again. It's twenty nineteen. I guess things move on and i'm still stuck in my old ways but it just wanted to bring this up. I don't even know why you gouges like a scam though 'cause and they're just giving you mostly bread right because they just like cut out a little bit of what the same way the same amount of bread he's way wasn't he can't add bread. What do you mean no. I mean she's saying like if lace wise because then it's like skinny. Also oh the topic yeah well they. I mean look depending. I don't know who your sandwich artists was. Mine was robert. We called him. The the picasso of studio city shout robert from studios very chill. He's manager but the you guys in it was plenty of space for the sandwich to be balanced but i know what you mean like. If you just literally did this little mohawk strip hung scammer like only three slices of turkey fit in there. I mean look at the bread. I mean what am i gonna. Put it. What i'm doing here. You look you can look through the glass. You saw what it was when i was making. I didn't go back there and now you can also go down with doggone. It lettuce is free. It's so one thing that i wish is sarah teach from pullman in washington. If you have one you know twice now and you came runner up last year what happened. Why don't you the fuck manager. I hope she's a manager. I don't know but i feel like at that point like if you're already the top sandwich artists there has to be some kind of wild ways on that. I was like what happened in that year in between that. She didn't take it but you're like no. You had the immigrant mom take on that. I'm like why the minus minus you want so you win twenty seventeen but you came runner up in two thousand eighteen one this year. I told you you lost your focus and you weren't taking the series where you stock because you want one time. He was about to pull ups sandwich competition. That'll be all break. Gotta stay sharp sandwich game second apple sophomore jinx we it was crazy as if i won the sandwich competition i was working. I said well you would be able to tell me shit <music> albion break constantly to imagine if you worked at subway but i guess what if what if your manager said lacey i want to ask you to in the sub jam this year and you're going to go to toronto toronto to compete yeah. Let's go absolutely and then when i come back if i won. I'm flexing on everybody up like no tracy. You can't have a break. I'm going. I'm the sandwich clean look. I'm a little individuals. Serving sizes of americans use clean ramifications no more ukraine ramic. You refill the mail. I don't do that no robbery here mclean and shit. I'm the fucking san jam brad. I toasted method. They said sandwich artist ryan which filling prepare that's on robert. Yeah please refill the tomatoes things. Don't confuse my journey with yours on what is something. That's underrated eating alone <hes> <hes> so i totally agree. It's the fact that people are like. I can't ooh oh. I couldn't look at me. You're like what are you going right. I'm gonna go get some meat company or no. No no. I'm not gonna go eight. Are you okay and you're i eat alone mostly at home sometimes when and i'm cooking and her majesty's at work still but i don't actually i can't the last time i was in a restaurant by myself as you know in japan actually a while back because he's a travel. Take me by themselves and to me. It's day of restaurants that are sort of set up that way right like one person to let your manga or you're looking at your phone or whatever do you look. Look at your phone. You read a book. What do you do are you just depends on where my own. If it's like a people watching place <hes> i'll sit there for a long time and just don't like to work in public blake. That's strange like my likes to go to a coffee shop. It's busy <hes> and people were coming in and she's like. I like to work there. I will get nothing done does is just too much distraction. I need to watch what everyone's doing. I mean there's a reason i'm thinking i'm eileen to to being a comedian because i've already watching people right right right but yeah like and then some places you know you're just reading yeah caitlyn if they're for listeners out there who might not be open to having a a dinner alone or meal on sell them on oh the pleasure the relaxation <hes> if you're worried about that feeling that like it's noticeable it just isn't cintas. Nos server is going to be like oh. You're eating alone on that. Hurt your heart. Nobody's thursday okay. Get whatever you want <hes> yeah. I think it's just a you never have to especially if you're hungry waiting for someone is just <hes> it's it's the worst like waiting in between bites to like talk. Sometimes listen <unk> yes when it like eating is also a physical function that you need right so enjoy it relax. Don't compromise any part of it and just have it all your little old all right. Let's take a quick break and we're gonna be right back miles. <hes> our next sponsor is nation builder nee. What is that what what is it. I don't happen. What is it from. My disease added to say that look nation builder is basically lee software that can help people mobilize communities. If you've ever use like worked on a campaign or any kind of activism nonprofits it helps to sort of coordinate your website database as communications fundraising tools. It's all in one place so you can get your movement your operation running very smoothly so you know whether you're an advocate for 'cause you're supporting being a campaign you run nonprofits or you just got an office. You gotta take care of yourself. There are people out. There fired up to help you. A nation builder can help you find them and more importantly get them to take action so it's like facebook then no. It's much less dangerous to democracy. It actually helps encourage democratic action well. It says here the plans start from just twenty nine dollars per month. Go to nation builder dot com slash zeitgeist to start a free fourteen day trial and enter promo code zeitgeist nice to take fifty percent off your first month of service and we're back malice about another the business that doesn't have their shit together <hes> the what is the new york times call themselves the paper of record or prestige journalism anyway they <unk> are having a real hard time telling people what is happening on earth in general can't earlier there was an op-ed like after the shootings that said you know for white nationalists who agree with the ideology but don't like the violence. They should talk to their other people like what they were like sort of. I've saying that white nationalist to self police cut to when trump gave that really empty gesture of a like unity speech each. I guess it was just a teleprompter where he didn't even know the difference between dayton and toledo ohio that won the first cover or the first front page headline read trump urges unity versus racism. It's not a great way to word is the guy who is who's fiery rhetoric. Eric is inspiring this kind of violence but you know he's saying but guys it's i. I don't like i don't like white supremacists bad so i guess that's him urging unity eighty or i guess he used words that technically could be defined as that but completely missing the point about what this president means to many of these white nationalist <hes> and then his base yeah well then then they once enough people were like what the fuck is this headline like. How could you even act as if this this president is leading the country in in any direction but south then. There's like a sailing hate but not guns okay. I don't okay. I feel like i'm giving them. The benefit of the doubt here a little bit because i feel like the way the newspapers and media via works now is you have to. They don't know how to engage interaction so a lot of it's this disingenuous thing where it's like the guy being like here's how you save money not tipping and you know knowing that the most of the world would be like. Let's burn the whole thing down right because of that so i think they are. They put these op-eds in there to fire people up because they know when they do that. They look at these. These stats these these analytics they say hey when we when we say this crazy shit. The money thing goes up right. I mean that aside. I think the front page isn't an op-ed and my biggest criticism with the new york times right now is based on this headline which obscures the actual reality of what the country is in right now to say that the trump trump that the president was urging unity is not true. I think he disingenuously <hes> tried to come off as an empathetic leader and failed terribly really yeah and i think this for anyone who isn't quite as engaged with the news. I'll read that and be like oh. I guess the president okay so. I guess he's urging unity. Versus racism rather rather than trump is encouraging racism versus unit. It's also just framing the language. Whatever good tyrant does which <hes> when trump says he opposes is white supremacy. That's because he's already given you a whole language that means that isn't those words because his base knows that those words are the bad words that you're not supposed to be your say but you can say immigration you can say infestation usually go back home you can j. lock them up. You can say all of that stuff to mean the same thing so he's just parroting back like no. No no kids were still not ha ha. We're still not not seized but yes we can have detention centers and yes we can have you know it's it's. It's as those assholes that in it's okay here's an example where i learned a long time ago. The terminology getting rid of words will never make it go away <hes> because i was i went to see this guy went to high school with. He worked on a farm and we're him in. These guys live together. We were young and i want to drink with them all weekend. They kept talking about seeing these canadians bunch canadians there blah blah any at first it was weird. They hate these canadians the way they're saying come to find out they was talking about black people and they were saying canadians instead of the n. word because they knew that they couldn't say that anymore and once i i mean it took me nia day and a half to figure it out <hes> also because we're in missouri right so it was like there might have been like four black people that they saw running this fucking farm in town so it made me like that's when i realized like oh. They're just gonna see what they say. Concrete or whatever where it's just the hate that comes with it and that's what he's doing he can he can just say like like like you said like it's just immigration or you know it's like stat dog whistle being sane in the world. I have a bit about this in my act is like need. My wife is jewish me saying that with my accent. Some people grinch because it sounds hateful hateful for the people that have said jew with my accent has said it in a hateful way for years right so it's just a it's it's and they don't know how to frame it either. I think that i think they do. I think that's my problem with the new york times. They think they've always been for a paper record. They are a white house record without it. I mean i was poking around on my phone trying to find some of their <hes> historic headlines that make this headline no surprise and this one's making so much noise. It's a little harder to find but let's not forget hits like negro. Cocaine fiends are a new southern menace murderer insanity increasing among lower class blacks because they have taken aching to sniffing since deprived of whiskey by prohibition this yes but it reads like i mean go to the eighties and you're looking at the same headlines yeah like exactly the same headline they've been politicizing issue this paper in particular politicises social in racial issues issues in the worst frames possible and they have for a long time and it's a very weird white tradition where like we're not racist assists so nothing can be racist so we're going to figure out how this isn't about racer racism in the new york times during this timeframe of a turn of the century last century the <hes> during this negro cocaine fiends article craze was running articles about how war veterans are the like suffering because because of their post war injuries what they were taking for those postwar injuries was cocaine and they were losing their fucking minds it was prescribed it was in the sears roebuck catalogue everywhere take yes of course it does it certainly does really good but it comes with this other host of problems that we couldn't blame on veterans so we only looked at the problems when they happen to people who weren't white veterans and then we made them criminals like it's it's wealthy liberals. We're we're talking. It is exactly wealthy liberals in doing. We're doing the same thing by letting trump. Take the language of <hes> you know he can say he's not that white supremacy because the new york times will print his his opinions about immigration as if it's news that isn't racist right. That's what he said rather than this. President has unacceptable optimal views. It's an old trick to sale. Papers is constant conflict and even when there's not conflict. They created eight it to sell papers. This is a bizarre. What an era to think that there's that you have to manufacture conflict and being in this in this time and saying you gotta make something they're not. We're not talking about actual journals when we're talking about. There are real journalist to their credit. There are some good journalists at the new york yes but that's that's not who were part. We're going to have a longer discussion about this headline than we did about the story. The new york times wrote about donald trump's financial history feeling that dirty tricks. He's been up to me with his family since he was literally three years old and was given trousers no conflict there because it's just that's a rich guy store. It's well and it's fact it's just a fact that we all go yup. But how do we stop it. They gotta stop talking like this so dumb. People don't understand we need need to start communicating and part of what you're saying with the new york times is like my thing with them is like any. It's the same as wealthy liberals. It's like when i moved to seattle addle. I thought okay i'm going to this bastion of progressiveness. I come from this little town in east tennessee and then i get into my we're gonna fuck. Is all the black pig yeah guy right yes. Oh oh they live in different part of town. You're oh and then you hear like people that are liberal or whatever call the black part of town ghetto and right. That's not get. That's where black people live. That's a neighborhood. I can show you again the end well yeah because again even like you were saying there's not outta we haven't had a reckoning with the racism of this country america like you know i was saying these gold medal and deluding ourselves. We never did anything wrong ever and incredible and we're amazing so razanamasy us. It's santa monica right yeah. No exactly wanna live most liberal cities in the world and there's also so a hotbed for young fascist. Yes what's a myth josse. What's something that people just get wrong. You know yeah. I grew up my whole life thinking that birds birds were the lamest animals <hes> yeah like <hes> especially like pet birds like i didn't understand the allure of parakeets cockatiels. They all seem like like rats of this guy. Yeah yeah truly. I and i also thought people who liked birds lame like if you're a bird personally i'm guilty of. You're a bird person. No i'm saying i'm guilty. Birth having thought that right like if you're like cat or dog and someone's like can i say bird. You're really you want something. That's going to us watching t._v. For every ten minutes but i recently went two hours out of los angeles to a place called ostrich land u._s._a. What is is this massive. <hes> like open plain area with a fence where you and it just has does urges upon hundreds of ostriches which i learned are the only bird that has three toes and and when they tell you when they say kerr is the thing i saw birds are dinosaurs and all dinosaurs are birds. I've seen park and when you feed an an ostrich. It is terrifying because that's what you do you pay for all. It's only five dollars to get in your hand bitten off. Do you go and one dollar to buy a little plate of food. That's literally in like dustpan like it's like a broom. Heavy duty please yeah here's a dust pan circle where like pellets or like a bowl of pellets are and they're like okay you have to grasp it by two hands extend your entire arms and then like the ostriches first of all their necks our hoses of muscle <hes> and they like they can go under things they can like wiggle under the fence and poke author and it's like four foot long neck. These things are terrifying and also like amazing like off so you learn to love the bird yeah and then they like correct with the speed and the sound of a staple gun. That's how they eat. They just they just like pierce an attack and in by and that's how they smell like you know not as bad as you think. My mind of birds is smells like huge. Birds listening smells like absolute shit. I don't know how those feathers like. They just feel like spicer would not touch any of these sports and then so why would not respect them but i will one and they have ostriches which are also have long beautiful eyelashes like cartoon hasn't male calves or something right truly like beautiful is and then on on the other side they have emas which are raptors like emus are are high if not taller. They have these really crazy. Predator order is and like what do we need to do to address this threat so national birds have will will long outlive us and have already like lived way earlier than us respect. I think we need to respect the birds a little. What do you think now of a bird person because before you like fucking bird person now in your new two thousand nineteen yeah well. Is it bad if i still don't like booed deeper. What is it about a bird person. You think is is is there not someone's not sitting right. I think like you know bird. It's just people are a little kinky. I think if you're a little too vanilla woah yeah. I think to do vanilla person and so it's not even that they are bad. It's just that like i haven't challenged myself intimidated by someone someone who knows whether a child that they're bird person right when you have these options of like furry cat soft dog like i'm all about these feathers yeah yes so. I think it's like a thing where it's like in two thousand nineteen. I've learned this valuable lesson and maybe in twenty twenty i can like. I can like grow inwardly around come. Your destiny is to be with the bird fucking emu. I don't know which one this or that. When it goes <hes> yeah ostrich i want to see like godzilla king of monsters style movies vs but with birds when you go to this ostrich farm does like sam neill come out with like ostrich by this is gonna slide billy spilling your intestines that loud mouth yeah yeah just like turkey like oh yeah. It's it's close. I wish i heard in the original script. He actually slashes his belly open with you just viscerally and it was like oh my god odd and yeah yes goldblum just taking over anyway. It's just one of the many scenes left on spielberg's cutting rooms actually actually uh-huh. He cuts a lot of body horror weird. It's weird oh he loves racer aren't bleached journeys and body horror disarray thousand by doc loss. I don't know if y'all ever have to deal with siegel's eating your shit or tagging food at the beach or just in general <hes> but turned turn it in a new study not know how the fucking scientifically rooted. This is maybe the p._h._d. Candidate can tell us just about how to successfully a fucking intimidate a siegel from not eating your fucking food. I like this now. This is a study from it was recently published in the biology letters from the u._k. Do you know this journal okay. Maybe it's fake no but basically they wanted to test like if human intimidation nation through i contact has any effect on seagulls like sort of willingness to attack your food now the way they did this was they had like a bag of food aleka chips or something and then they would have in experimental like some experimenters just looked like had their eyes turned away from this eagles and then other people would stare the see was the fuck down like if they got near the bags of chips and after five minutes if these eagle didn't approach or the siegel snatched the food up that experiment or that trial they would categorize that as complete so they found that the segel's took significantly longer to approach approach the food source when the experimental look them directly at them versus away now some were bolder than others but the overall findings they say it just means that straight up. I contact even head turning. I see you i see you <hes> was able to slow down or deter. The segel's for people who didn't look look they were much more willing to approach. I didn't even think this is a thing because usually i would just throw shit or does usually mytalk right. I'm gonna have to get into research scam game because somebody funded this. <hes> somebody funded big staredown going down to figure out if staring at segel's was worthwhile worthwhile or yeah. You've got a grant money or array segel's. Nobody like who's going to debunk this republic. Me harvard harvard hits a girl. Okay 'cause i'm gonna go out and mysterious eagles and well. What's your degree background. What are your bona fides your. I have a a marketing degree performance degree but listen listen. No i took biology high school. Biology is she okay. Diane and i'm used to go out there gimmie three hundred thousand dollars to go out here because i'm gonna go. We're going to go the beach and turksancacoes uh-huh and see from my sweet. I got to go to bali segel's be the most true like monkey effect on siegel eye contact attacked. You yeah take okay. This is like this thing is like the public will see a headline like this and they need to know this or whatever but like then thirty years down the line. It's like a new invention of velcro or something. You know what i mean. All of its like fucking tied together so you know people always say that. Everything is very nation specific so they're like. Why do i need to know this. Oh i love that see that that's even further proliferating my my own exploit. I'll be doing yeah yeah. I would love to see you somehow. Scam your way into doing scientific research. I think that's honestly probably get the ph scamming. Make no bitch. You're studying whatever it is somehow. You're like oh. I work at nasa right now at marseille yeah. I like this really scare me. I try to put a monorail on mars. We have chief scam jamir. Uh mostly he's draft food and the next thing i knew i was new. Virgil blow designed off th- white spacesuits issues have red bottle boots. I wouldn't take a quick break and we'll be right back to the future of phone services here. Hey it's me jack from work by <hes> the future phone services here and it's called visible. I'm assuming that that means that it's an implant that goes in your brain yeah you. You think everything we advertise is an implant goes in your ear into your brain. Yeah let me just break it down for. It's very simple again. I thought that gravity blanket was going to be a brain implant. Nope are very simple okay. What does this forty bucks a month. You're all in that means what unlimited data messages minutes on on the verizon four g l._t. Network what about annual contract or or just stop right there. There are no contracts. No shady hidden fees you pay your forty bucks and that's what you get well. Unlimited data surely does not unlimited does okay you will not get charged by how much data you use and they don't cap your speed so you just keep the downloads. Come in baby well shirley. I'm going to have to go to a physical phone store. Neil with the lines no if you get off your rocking chair and into the year twenty nineteen you we'll see that there's no waiting in lines their customer service they you can hit them up in any possible way text chat tweet anything guys if you're ready to learn more or switch to visible than ahead to visible dot com slash t._d. To get twenty dollars off your first month service when you sign up an exclusive special offer just for daily guys listeners as visible dot com slash tv and we're back <hes> also another thing. I didn't realize there's a <hes> apparently the you rise in prices of avocados is causing some restaurants to thin out there guac with a secret ingredient now. I don't know if this how prevalent this uses but due to these like huge spikes and avocados people are this is okay. Look this might be surprising to you but there are restaurants in california that have been essentially adding the caliber sita the summer squash and they basically they can get the the taste and in texture right although it's just a little bit looser and this is apparently a guac scam. I know that this scam has been happening because she is behind and and what you have to farm yeah well. Listen you gotta get in early and the biggest way that i know this has been happening is because i've i've been seeing way too many advertisements about some guac scott raising senate pomegranate sees coconut like they put in all types of while she didn't guacamole and is to distract us from the fact that it tastes like squash. You gotta talk madeira out here. They put on wow shots fired. They put progress in their guacamole. Pepitas all types of stuff to throw me off the scent right of of the squash. I wonder if police fucking around or their guac price steve. This shit is thick. I mean but their price stays up. 'cause other places like that. They'll give you guacamole. It's not necessarily like market price or it comes with the meal but they keep that price so i think even if avocados dip <unk> has never ever changed their price ten years later. There's no avocados offering squash. It's ten dollars. If you want to add it to your burrito back in my day welcome movie with me. Well okay grandpa think he's having one of his episodes. Go into my drawer and take another of a house right and everyone knows block. Amalia squash watermelon seed. Go play your p._s. Eighteen grandpa leaves the fuck alone. Keep playing fee for forty forty make biggest listening migos grandpa. I'm gonna tell it right now if you if you don't stop embarrassing you say raindrop dropped top. We're gonna put you in a home. I don't give a fuck. What does that not even make. Does it make sense. Why would you speak words and music. That's disgusting. I remember when music was audible and now yeah we just put these vibrating chips on our job bones and that's how we enjoy music right and in the privacy of our own skulls man. She's having a stroke stroke doc. Please call the doctor. It's happening again. Yes it is no. It's not auto more do that was once used to do and now it's the other one that's handy. What does that mean like my hands. I don't even remember that partly and get your free. I thought it was like oh shit. We made it lick me. Not hip put could leave by missy elliott and timbaland. Wow <hes> shut up to virginia. Virginia is for lovers and hustlers to if the clips now. I really actually need to pivot to this very important story. 'cause i don't understand why this is thing. <hes> oscar mayer has a hot dog ice cream sandwich which is called an ice dog sandwich. This is pretty gnarly in. I'm like such a hot dog person then but this is like when his six year old woman gets like her boobs redone naming year old woman gets a huge like fake rack back and you're like all right. We're trying to change things up from orange county. I'll i'll fake rock. That's how you know someone yeah. I think she has a new rackets fifty eight yeah my my first specials going to be called huge cans no but i feel like i'm like why would you ice cream in hot dog which i'm like. I love hotdogs like more than anything in for me. I can't even conceive but i also hate when people try to good things like when people are like chocolate in bake together knows their masterpieces by themselves doing too much. Listen just listen to this griffin really quick about how this is even made for the ice. Dogs sandwich contains handy hotdog bits candy. Whatever the fuck that is already got no dude hot dogs hot dog sweet cream and i got to see a picture of this hotdogs sweet cream is that they take take the hot dog water and make that ice cream hot dog water so thin spicy dijon gelato now and a cookie abundance no no now where a now i don't know apparently i mean they must have a hot dog ugh. It's an ice cream sandwich but this is their. They wanna vote all these fucking flavors. This is like when you lose the hell right. Now it's gonna be. I think going other places of the country hotdog. Oh my god that's morally wrong. Oh it's horrible if you're in new york city august twelfth that week look for the wiener mobile. They are serving it up if you're in l._a. Cool house. I think we'll also be serving in. Maybe we should go. I don't think <hes> this is you really fucked with hot. Dogs have to try this house. Let's just irregular hotdog. I'll do that okay god you. You wouldn't even you wouldn't even entertain. I'm trying it. What if it's somehow. They pulled it off. No day can pull it off. How come in your why are you so adamant that they can't pull it so resistant to change aw i've never felt i can't be moved by any geographical and change. I changed my mind about all that. I love everything anything like i love a hat. The second day wear god god's great ice cream sh- is not okay so this is tesla is like summer and ice cream saying summer but this is different thing. It's hot. It's spicy. It's it's like it'd be ice cream flavor. It's wrong. I have a feeling this is like this is the kind of energy that is like what rahm calms built off of because then you're going to have your first bite and then you're going to be team iztok saying every time i say hate someone end up fucking sell zach somehow the hotdog that made me madder than trump made me madder than like poverty and health care. It is what i thought it was going to be though i feeling feeling of. I just thought it was gonna decide. It's going to be a hot dog with ice cream on which would be better than what i would rather have. A hot talk with ice cream on it. Look is not ideal but at least we're not getting in wild space in a lab. You know there's a lot of thought that had went into the hot. Dogs already to me sounds like the pink goo that they make the franks out of <noise> anyway. I mean just think about if you ever saw hugging me whatever it is what it is. I know that's my biggest thing is when people bring that up to you when immediate hotdog. I'm care clearly chosen to enjoy this okay so a a big hot dog is funding this podcast and you're just a corporate. Shell like the washington post memorial board that our kill for money power right. That's it for this week's weekly zeitgeist please. He's liking reviews. The show like the show <hes> means the world to minds he he needs your validation folks <hes>. I hope you're having a great weekend and i will talk to you monday by <music> miles you know on a ferris. She's charming. She's lovely. She's hilarious yeah and she's going undercover and a new snack sized series. You can watch on a disguise herself. Go undercover with hidden cameras to find out what crazy thing real people would do for their favorite ice cream. You can see the full videos at klondike bar dot com slash videos and share what you would do for a klondike bar using hashtag for for a <unk> hash. That's okay so the number four the letter a. <hes> and then clawed ikea.

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In A Bus Full of Drunks with Lindsay Dickhout

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In A Bus Full of Drunks with Lindsay Dickhout

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So I was telling you I'd be going to Tanaka Vars to the Tom compatriots for, I don't know. The twins are about to be fifteen. So I'm going to tell you been going there for thirteen years. I know so many people that work there is that ridiculous and by day I know wherever the is the pumpkin patch. And do you go any other time of year or just pumpkin season? We used to go skews me. You might recognize this out. They re go because really, mommy needs juiston we used to do every season. So the they recently added like a christmassy right kind of season yet used to just beat three right was like the spring was strawberries yet, and the summertime is Mellon yet watermelons and then the fall is pumpkins. Yeah. And we would go three times a year for like the first ten years. Yeah. And then. Maybe like sopped anterior to Terry used to go in the beginning? Yeah, there you go Durfee Terry used to go in the beginning, but not in recent years. He he, he. As they do as they do. But it's funny because I was say this ju it's like, I watch you with your kids and because your oldest is my youngest age, I, I used to do all that stuff too. Like for Halloween, we used to go to four or five Halloween events right year. Right. Crazy. Like one of the country club in one at the temple and one at the orange would foundation and wanted to knock a farm like just everywhere do you? Are you still doing that? Well, we've just started the whole new thing. It's fun again because it's Parker's first time doing everything. Cheers. Cheers. Thanks for being. Oh yes, of course. Thanks for having me thirsty Thursday. We are very thirsty. It's so funny how kid things can go from super fun and totally tolerable to like. Like today today we were almost rounding up and then four tourists who did us being all of a sudden or taking off with our wheel barrel full of eight pumpkin by the way, the wheelbarrow because he was holding the baby. I wield. With my bump ankle all the way up and we would talk about my ankle. Your by the way, poor Natalie. Yes, we're so sick. She's got like the flu. We were such a mess last week in aren't going to tell you about the event. We're going to talk about all of that. But yes, these people, they tried to usurp our. Are we'll there. I finally kid events often are like, show fun, and this isn't that bad. This isn't that hot. And then at the drop of a dime could turn. I literally was like, I need a drink. I would like I need to leave all of a sudden. I'm like, I have no had on my face as frying. I've been here for three hours. All I taste is Jess and is now time to go. It was very well because it's a farm, yes, always sat at the front of the wagon tractor ride. What were we Bismarck right now, it's a big higher, but what was so funny was so it used to be like me and max Nikki in the mea maxima Mickey and then max Niki cat, and then add cocoa within the twins, dropped out. And then they're like, just get me upon gin and like, sure. And then cat said today, she's like, I think I might be too old for this. Oh, and how did that make you feel? It's funny. I mean, I think you would think I'd be like, oh, that's so sad. We've, I'm honestly, I was good. Yeah, I think. I'm good with it. Yeah, I've done it so many years that I'm ready for. You know, whatever's next. Yeah, whatever's next. Yes. I found that with CoCo not with cat, and I don't know because I kind of thought it was my last one. Right? But with cocoa I knew it was my last child rate tubes retied. Yes, we were done healthy for kids call it. Right. And so with every stage with her, I feel I really embraced it right. I enjoy even like the getting up in the middle of the night. Right eating and all that stuff. I feel like I just really, I did it. I enjoyed every moment when it was gone. Yes, it was gone. You're very good like that. You enjoy the present. You take the picture. You live in the moment. You sit on the floor and do it with them, and then you're not missed all GIC that it's over, which is great because you remember it so much better if you're not sad about it, passing what you can't control anyways. Yeah, total. You're very good like that. It's like I sat in this moment. I enjoyed this moment and now I'm ready for the. Turnoff that Bing, Bong noise bomb, but John of the Bing, Bong is still hearing us. I'm sure that's just the l. Carolina Roddy I'm I'm not good technologically so don't like to touch anything because I don't know when I touched it in the whole thing. I don't. They each other. Which would be an easy catch out. It's okay. I'm totally okay with that. It's been such aren't. So I have to tell you what's been going on and how crazy my game was, and how much I hate and love all my children. So you're saying this is good. I think we're good. It's still it's still like a brainwave on it. Should I ask Natalie here if we meant call Natalie, if we mute, didn't any call Natalie see, I don't know how to do these kinds of things. It's very scary when the minutes late. Okay, we're back. We just called Natalie who can't figure who don't speak just half the phone. I'm like, so if we turn off the Bing, Bong noises. Callisto apparently they do. Okay. So here's what happened. So last week at school at high school, they were doing a teacher appreciation thing, and they asked to volunteers to bring in scones muffins, whatever, k-. Chef, Amanda makes a the. You had. Yes. Like the best in the world ever ever. Yes. So I said, would you mind making some scones for me to bring in? I really wanted to be honest with you to put my name on them to get not that credit for me, like as if I made them, but we had brought these wonderful scones because there's really not a lot of volunteering options in high school, and I wanted to be like we are doing something, yes, because I don't know if I told you what they do trunk or treat at high school. Oh, you know what trunk or treat is issue. They do it here in our community, and everyone pulls her cars up and they opened the trunk and you'd like decorate your trunk and they go trick or treating Trump Trump. Right. So I thought this is going to be great. I'm going to go to high school. I'm going to get the escalate. I'm going to open the trunk. I'm going to have this. Cool. Thank no, they were not interested the twins in me doing this at all. Okay. And you still and you say, okay? Yeah, we'll of course. I'm not gonna. Harass them, and I appreciate it. And I'm like, okay, if you don't want me to come, you don't wanna come. But this was like anonymous, so I'm thinking, well, they wouldn't let me put my name on what they didn't. Let me I didn't ask because that would be. But anyway, so I was bringing the scones and it was a day that I was driving cat and cocoa by the way, show many of your asking me to post my laminated schedule and swear me to do it. And so I had this go into being. They're sitting there and I had them put on disposable trays so we didn't have to pick anything up. I was driving the little kids. Max had gone to swim already. Right. And I said to Nicolette, can you take the scones for me to those center westrom. Right. Which is like the main area. Okay. And he was so irritated que did why did up. This is so dumb. Why don't have to do this. This is so stupid. It's not stupid. It's for your teachers and by the way I'm asking you to do it, just do it fine. So he takes this cones and our housekeeper was driving him because I was taking cat and KoKo separate direction, same time. And then as I'm driving the little ones, he's texting me like one hundred times. I don't know where the room is. I don't know where to go. I'm going to give them to my friends. He didn't. I called him and I go, Joe. Jair give them to your friends and he's laughing at me and like, oh, calmed down. And you know when someone tells you to calm down, calm down, mom, I'm like, no, I will not come out. I went nuclear newsy wake serious or just taunting you about giving to us, right? Oh, he was being serious, totally, totally serious. You better go find that room. Oh, I was calling him names. Like you are not going here, you're not going there. It's been a ground you for month. You're not gonna go to homecoming. He's like calm down. Don't you tell on your everything I do for you and I need this and I need to go. You're right. So then finally he sound the room. Okay. So he says, by the way, I really should check up on this, but I can't imagine he'd lied to, but you never know. He brought the scones and I sign and I and Furthermore, if you because it was caterina's family birthday dinner that night. I said further and we were doing a little filming for the house tour which is starting by the way, October tons. So excited, very exciting. You can go subscribe to YouTube channel Heather's closet. I'm gonna put a link in the bio, my Instagram, or you can go to Heather Dubrow dot com and find anything there will be a link there. I hope I'm gonna make that happen anyway. So I said, we have to this little filming thing, not a big deal, and then we're going to do cats birthday. And if your not nice, you're not going anywhere. Art well, cut to the cats birthday dinner thing, and I had them film like the tiniest little things, not a big deal, just like whatever. So he was great. He was okay during the filming? Not great. He was okay. Max was okay. They were kind of teenager, but the important part, which was cats birthday dinner. Yes, they were amazing, great. Both of them, both of them, no one was on their phones. Great. Zeh were engaged. They spoke. They were so sweet to Katharina. They wrote her amazing cards, so cool. And they sat for the whole dinner and they weren't like, can we go? Can we run they jettison now? They were amazing. That's great. And then like a miracle happen. So I drove Nikki to school on Friday and Mexico's already. It's swim. So it was just the two of us in the car. Usually grunts at me, it was like a Christmas miracle. He talked to me the whole way. Nope, your air pods. No air huts talked. That's so nice. But he started the conversation and he talked to me the whole time and I was. Like a girl having a boy call me Getty, and I was trying to be cruel, you know, in a car. Over talking? No, no, no. I was trying not to be too overeager. He's talking. I was responding trying to engage, but not be monosylabic and not like over ask or over. I answer, oh, I was trying to be very cool. Nonchalant. It's a lot of work. I was very tired when he got out of the it was so happy and it was Friday, and I thought I want no one else to call me today because I'm good. Yes, this is great. A boy likes me and it's. How sweet do you think that it was all your threats? And do you think that him seeing you have a nuclear moment made him or he was just happy, and I would love to say that that's the story, but I had to be one hundred percent honest. Yeah. He did really well on his biota. Okay. And he needed to write and sometimes he lacks confidence when he's such a smart kid. Right? But look, unfortunately, he's not like max for max school is very easy for MAC. Right? And even though she has to work at certain things, she's just that catch more like Terry. He's more like me. He's Mark, but he's got to work at it. Right. And I think sometimes I don't know, but I would assume watching your twin sister frustrating. Right? But he is so smart and when he actually does the work, he gets the grades and he got an a on his bio TASR. Awesome. And it was a big deal, and I think he was so happy about it said he was just in a good road, just happy and confident. Yeah, I don't think you here is that all about the rant right about this. Right, but I don't care. 'cause he talked to me, that's right away what a win. I'm so happy. Call dairy afterwards. Tearing ever answers his own for once. He guess what. Mickey talk to me the whole way car is a no. That's great. That's and he had a good response like this is a Christmas miracle. He was so nice. That's so funny. See, what's so interesting for you is that so Parker is like a little over a year old and when does birthday June second, he's he's like a year. Yeah. They, there's nothing like the way a boy loves his mom. I mean, it's like the greatest hugs they give you an crisis, and I think we should them a little bit more because we know at some point right there leaving us right. I still have an accepted that we don't have to 'cause he's only sixteen months old. She by the way. Okay. But you haven't really accepted it? No, I hit my girlfriend juries to say, I just hopefully marry orphans. Boys ended up marrying very lovely girls. So not orphans by the way, but no, you just want there to be happy, of course. But let's be honest. It goes with the girl's family when you're in a heterosexual relationship because the girl's family. So you know, I do think about those things anyway. So he talked to me in the car, which was great, and then it was the Katharina birthday extravaganza weekend. Right? So we took every night Thursday night was the family night Friday night was the bending HANA, extravaganza and Sunday was reporting. So let me take. So we go to bending HANA. Yeah. How how many years have you been going on forever forever. We've been going like literally thirteen years. I think since the twins were two years old. So we went through a period of time where Nikki's to have this weird aghast response to Benny honner and he loves, he loved it so much that he would like eat the soup and be in the bathroom, the entire type which meant I was in the bathroom the entire time. And after a few years I had call it and then he stopped eating the soup. We've been like. Back and forth with Benny hana's. Okay. But we used to go a lot in the last few years. You've only been a couple of times because you notice they put the calories. No, I'm HANA. They do. How do you feel like restaurants go in and out of that? Is that a law? Is it not a law? I think that thing is, is that when you have it's over a certain amount of restaurants in your chain, you have to put the calories. And I don't know if that's just a California thing, but I was surprised how decent calories were really. Yeah, I think that you know the fried rice, they do their, it's like four hundred twenty calories it whole portion. Yeah, that's awesome. That's wouldn't you expect it to be like fifteen hundred calories? Here's the thing though. When you go to any HANA part of it's the food and part of it's the show and it's mostly the show, right? Our chef sucked. They have. They do. It went through a period of time where I wanted to open one after it went to a couple of on it. I was like, everyone loves it for a birthday thing. I'm opening one. I bet you know how these ideas and a week. Yeah, I was like Iran spectrum. I, the thing this I'm going to be the biggest remember when we went to Turks and k goes, and we had the best. It was like it was like a Ben Honda, but rock and roll and they the played music fun. It was fun. Awesome. They dress up or do different things. And then of course, I squashed that idea because listen, what do I know about running restaurant a pack every night because they're pack no matter what every night. So I feel like they don't have to be great anymore. I feel like they're not. They're just not, you know what sucks about it is that art? So it's cats birthday and we're sitting how the tables face each other. Right? So we're watching this other table and the guy is a made good one, and he's putting on the best show ever and the guy that's is a young guy right standing on our table and. Okay. Again, we've been going for how many years I could do to show myself at this point and he didn't do anything they'd do the. He didn't put the shrimp in that really didn't do a volcano. He didn't do any possible. I mean, that's the point I now. And so at the end I said to the server, I'm like when he was done cooking, I have to tell you that was the lamest show ever. He did nothing. It was. Oh, sorry, I'll let the manager now. So what are you supposed to do in that moment? Because it's over right. And you can't switch chefs. In the middle of the show. Right. I mean, what do you do? What would you do? Let it go. Right. You have to because what are you gonna do have someone else come and do it again? No, because they've already eaten that voting thing, but I felt so bad for because that's all she wanted to do is go to bed him too. And I saw her looking over the other table being like, why? Right? And actually it wasn't even cat that noticed it was cocoa because I think that was just happy to be there with her friends because it's birthday cocoa is like, why aren't they doing the volcano, right. Why aren't they doing the in? Why aren't they doing the heartbeat? Right. And I think in that moment it's hard to know win to fight and win just to accept it is what it is. You know, sometimes in those situations, though, if I could tell there something that they've talked about, I would find a manager in a, hey, we didn't get this this, and this. Can you have someone come out and do those things? Yeah, it wasn't that bad. It wasn't that, but it was that that cat didn't care God it. It was her birthday. She shared said yen. You would have gone and said, hey, listen, it at least. Could someone come out here and do these couple of things throw the. Shrimp. So what I've heard from people that own restaurants as they say the worst kind of customers because the don't say anything because they just don't come back. Right. But I think the problem with bending on is that everyone loves it so much impact every night. They they don't care at all. No one time we the baby was just born and I made a reservation and I didn't realize because literally the baby was just born that I needed to have a reservation for the baby and they were packed. It was like a Friday night, had reservations a long time and they turned us away completely all ten of us because I actually had a lead it and they're like, I don't even put them on my body, but for some reason, they're so busy. They don't care. I was like, this is insane. Wow, s because we had a baby, they said it counts as a person. You didn't make enough reservation. So we either have to like, you know, set one person in the bar or go somewhere else that is any went somewhere else. Morale's how she didn't? Yeah, where the kids upset? Yes. But then at that point I was like, we just got a call it. I mean, I can only argue with the guy for so much explaining the baby should not count as a person, but I feel like it's the same way about the show, like they're busy every night. They know resume. Our full. It's just so I just thought it was lame. Yeah, so I don't like that. Benny Hano. Yeah, I have to say like, especially if you know it's birthday, right? It's the good guy out there. Right? Gives them energy in your brain a whole crew. It's not like it's, you know, super expensive, but it's not cheap by that. Everybody I knew is extend was it. I mean, I didn't pay this Bill Terry pay, but I paid the Bill before. It's not inexpensive, right? It's not fast food, right? It's it's pricey. I want to start having a cocktail for sure. Issue brought friends. You fill up the whole. It's a lot of people to a lot of. Sure. I just feel like I don't know it's part of your deal. You should always give one hundred percent, one hundred percent. Where else is there? Like the fund birthday showing that we've taken them in l. a. we've taken them to what's the name of the place that we go with the cotton up Barton g s so Borden Jesus, so fun and I've talked about it before they bring the popcorn chicken. They put it actually in a popcorn machine yet us corn. The everything is like a theme. Theme and it's fun and yes. What? Why are there not more places? There's nothing like that. That's why everyone has been on it. It's only somewhat fun birthday that kind of inexperienced and experience was in York has so many funneled lease buy, but l. a. doesn't. I mean, I can't think of many other places other than jeez and Benny hana's I've ever been to lay oak. No. Do you like Korean barbecue in love, Korean, barbecue the there's one in LA. I don't think there's one down here. There's one in LA and the only thing is you have to cook it yourself. Okay. But the on the ground, very emphasis food is spectacular. Do smell I get after. Is it like Benny hana's ish. Not as bad. Okay. Because when you go to bed hungry, you basically have to burn all your you sound like Benny Hoff. I'm you just you weren't or you're wearing the stuff that can go in the washer and dryer right. Not the hanged draw out? No, no. 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I mean, my right ankle is so swollen. I look like I've elephant dyers and Lindsay's tow is tied taped together to the next and it's black black with sparkly pink nail polish on it. It's so funny in the Natalie got the flu, and then now I got the flu and I was like, Goeller. She was at the house. I was going my closet. I've tamiflu just take ten of them yourselves fine. You can't miss you move of it by the way, how gorgeous was it? It was gorgeous against the hill, and the weather was perfect. Nice breeze. It was degraded, horrid. His. Colo player Nacho? I didn't. Then I didn't. There AB did it was so fun running around. I couldn't tell him versus other. No one's on could tell because at the end they were shaking hands with everyone. And I looked over and I go my God who's that? Antares like that's not Joe. You know. So that's a Terry? Yes. Well, have you seen him? He's laying on dark hair, and I think he's blue is a great tells what I hope he does, whereas standing far away and he just he's so gorgeous so gorgeous, I love it. You would say that Terry, who's to these naked women every day, really. I cannot go points. She ate the specimen good point anyway. So this whole event, and we're going to post pictures, but it was so gorgeous. It was like it was as if it was set up for a party with these beautiful linens and the chairs not folding chairs, like restoration, hardware, joys to linen and wood, and all mismatched. And you could buy merch and they end you'd get this little ticket and they would give you a buffalo of Rosetta, the cutest pink holder pink in orange. I got you an extra ones, right? We know and then the little orange glasses and read so many friends, but what was so crazy was later when we were driving home, I saw so many of my girlfriend. Yeah, posting photos from them, like texting them, you were there totally. How did we miss everyone? But then again, after whatever sixty percent of it, I didn't see you again. The rest of it was just so big. I think it was so big. The cell service was spotty. Yeah, but you're right. There's only one way in one way out how did we miss so many people? How much polo did you actually watch a lot of polo you Ted, maybe that's why I didn't see you towards e. Yeah, I didn't. I was like, I need to. I want to watch it because I always feel, you know, I would will Lakers game last week and then afterwards I was like, that was so great. They went crazy. Oh, it's preseason anyways, who cares? I was like, what? It doesn't tally knowing things later, it feels like I'm watching polo and yes. Do you didn't watch much of it? I did not watch that much. I have to say that we ran into a lot of people that watch our shows you. You're a fan bombarded, but you know what was ever was so lovely, and we let so many nice people and and as people kept drinking, like even as it goes. Later, say in the end, it we, we let we screwed it out before you guys because it's when people were drinking lot. That was getting a little crazy. But at the beginning in the middle, we met so many lovely people. We met scowl that actually works for the that knows Dominy. We met at the Lido house dinner and she's going to us up for our trip. So only go to champagne in June. So I'm so excited about that. And we met one of the guys who's putting together the new Bram stadium and and oh, and I met this gal who is making which she texted me. I have to read this to you because it's really the coolest thing air. Yeah, I met her there. One of the girls that came up to you? Yes. I need to tell you about this. You are so sweet to be to take pictures of everyone and because of course you know, of course you're sweet like that anyways, but you're also there with your friends and your husband at your pulled tender actions. It's nice of you to take so much time to talk with everyone. Well, you know what? Just like so sweet. I, you know what? I can't. Oh, because I switched phones, but it'd be gone. You told me the update, did the switchover Mary as happened. But anyway, the point being that l. find out the name makes these little covers that you put over your glass so that Dirk doesn't get in there like a bog or anything like that or Ruthie. Right? Yeah, I'm gonna find out the name of it, but she was horrible anyway. So we ended up meeting many, many people. Right? So many people that listen to the podcast. Thank you, and it was so nice meeting all of you and wasn't fun. Just to be like in this note, reminded me of it reminded me of being an Aspen. Yup, in, I mean, obviously different climate, but when you're sitting in aspirin in the snow is falling in half, they have the beautiful little orange of clico glasses, and there's DJ playing and it's like the air was crisp. Everyone was happy and it was so beautifully dress. Everyone was fancy very fancy. Yeah. I want to go next year. I know we have to ask me annual thing. Absolutely. Annual did you did you seem Natalie's pun. Ones? Yes to so season. So clever. The poor thing was so sick. She was wearing glasses yet. I had a chunk he'll on you were buddy taped together was so funny. Yeah. But what are you to happen? I just loved the event. I just thought it was a mazing. Yeah, it was really well done all every detail. They really did a great job of having fun decor items that, of course, everyone used as Instagram backdrops, but it made it funded. There were so many different areas that almost felt like a different experience. You know, like the big flower arches and there would be cool. You know, like a green walls, I grasp Ivy walls and then they'd be like, big, pink mirrors. Just, you know yet they made it a very Instagram -able event which obviously they want to do. So it's, you know, it trends total, and it was also such a pretty environment of felt like you were at a a wedding, right? Dreidel shower or something. I don't know just throwing legit unless being events that and they did a good job with with controlling. Like the rent, never lines to get drainings or thing. Was good except for the wind for the merch which was slightly painful, but everything else, I felt like they did a good job. Sometimes you pay a good amount for these tickets, and then there's lines to get everything, but it was only do you think it was worth the money over? Sure. What are we? What? How much the tickets was under five hundred a person. So it's under five hundred percent. And what did you get? You get a bottle of youth and then a boxed lunch, which I didn't really eat the boss lunch. I think that they should have done like that's my own. The only thing that I would change it could have been better. I would have liked to see some past germs and send somebody off. The kind of just gave you a boxed meal, which friends had said that it was a good, so I didn't even try kettle chips in. That's it. I kettle chips to and only thing is the shuttle. The shuttle was so painful. You guys got out of the shuttle on the way back, but it just never understand why they can't. And I understand it's up on the hill, but those only thing do things. I would change the the shuttle's situation and the food's the disease. I actually thought the shuttle was fine, right? Yes. When I've liked to been dropped off, yes, but I didn't mind it because it worked very quickly right. Had we had to wait. It on a line. Right? Wouldn't like that. But you got dropped off in a special area on right, or you parked and then shuttle took you right up to the event and drop to you needed to go. I thought that was okay because you didn't have sake the bus home with the drunk people. Oh, was that bad? Well, you don't weird is in my old age. I feel like I feel I feel it sends a bad situation much sooner than I normally would. So we pile into a boss everyone sitting and we have like, I think all the buses were rowdy, right? Like everyone's been drinking for six hours and the someone gets the Mike someone singing on the Mike. And I see the driver who's probably, you know, seventy getting like frustrated rights. He's not impressed. He's getting frustrated and he gets out. So now we have no driver in everyone's like yelling on the Mike. Right? And so then he that I could see the driver getting heated. He's talking to someone else and he's like, I'm out of here. So my great. We're going to have literally no driver in there. There's not that there's extra drivers, so then I went out and like, what's the problem like. Let me just try to here and then he's like, they took my Mike. I'm not okay with that. And like if I go unscrew the Mike, will you please drive the shuttle? He's like, no, no, no. And then I go inside and like we all be calm. I feel like I've sobered up instantly because now we have a show that still Auteuil and no driver he's refusing to drive and there's no extra driver. I mean, like I was the bus. I mean, we could get out, but now there's a whole lines. I mean, just a mess. Right? So then I'm like, I literally go, quiet everyone down. I unscrew the mic the whole wall chain, and I go and I give him his mic on my. Here's your mic. No one can talk on your phone. Will you please drive down the hill? And then he drove us down the hill but was very angry about it. But it was one of those things where we've everyone Mattie us. Well, I don't if they were just mad like, what? Why are we stopping? You know, like one of those things where I'm just like, oh man, this is just bad all the way around it just wanna get out of here and I didn't know if I didn't. If they're mad at me, I didn't even really care. I was just kind of like you guys are going to be quiet. He's got an start driving. That's just the bottom line. So it was one of those things at the end of the night. Like that's the last thing. You know what I mean? Yeah, he's. People started getting rowdy and a bus like no one was like, I don't like when adults do stuff like that when we were at the eagles concert with the twins. So we're sitting there and the people behind us had a another couple visit them in their seats. They weren't their seats. They came to visit them right because then they left. And Nikki told me later, he heard them say that. And this couple was sitting behind us while Zac Brown was playing k. and clearly they were there for the eagles. I don't know that the guy news act Brown, right? But he starts going. He was like saying things like, oh, do you smell that? I need some of that my glaucoma, glaucoma, like being funny as if someone smoking pot because people used to smoke pot for glaucoma or whatever. But like too loud and right yelling, we'll guy singing, and I so wanted to turn on and be like, shut up, totally. But you don't want to start something the guy's already drawn and those weren't even their seats. Right? So finally they left. Yeah, it's hard to know when to step in and I feel like now I worry, you know before it's even a something, but I don't know anytime you're in an enclosed space, people start getting rowdy. I feel like I'm doing something then or get out of the situation rather than just like sit and let it escalate and get worse. So next year I want it was such a long drive up. Right? I felt like exhausted by the time we got there right next year. I wanna like go up the night before. Have dinner day. Stay wake up, fresh Pontiac. All right. So we draw. We went all the way to driver. We drank a lot. Thank God. They had the riche for Terry, right? Yeah, he was happy with you loved. So we got home and to watch fight. So we had like just like quick little dinner and we went downstairs in the movie theater, watch fight and cocaine to sit with us. So coca sit with us, she's can. I sit in the champion, of course. So she's sitting with me in because she does taekwondo like it doesn't bug her, right. I mean, the blood is weird, but she's I dunno, she's not freaked out by it at all right. And so we did you watch the fight just talking about this just the clip. It's not just I didn't see the live real time. No, no. Just give us. We had dinner. Like on the way as we dropped off friends, we went home. You dinner with him? Yes. That fish would die may have you have fishing with dynamite in Manhattan beach, right by the beach is kind of like a Nobu. Very small, just a couple of tables. Very, Greg, didn't watch the fight? No. Was he pets? No. 'cause he watched it like whatever summary online lie. I don't know if you watch it live. I. Yeah, okay. You watch whole thing life. Oh, yeah. We watched the whole thing live cash. So we we watched some of the under cards because they were girls fighting wanna at home in time for that. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. So we eight, we watch somebody under cards and then came and joined us in the theater for the main event sushi sitting with Manji goes something something, something candy, corn and go. Which say, candy, corn, hook, she's like, oh, yeah, because Victoria took me to blah, blah, blah. And we got some candy corn state while we were at the thing and I'm like show is there can like, oh yeah, cooking. So she runs against it comes back and we watch whole fight and guess who eats all the candy corn you? That'd be me. We watch a little fight net. Did you watch what happened at the end of the Feis. All right. So you do you know the back story of the fight. Oh, all right. So what happened basically in a nutshell, is that Connor and could be like hate each other, and there was an incident, was it like a year ago year and a half ago, we're Connor took like a Dolly and threw it in the window of kebabs bus injuring, like two people. Oh, start his huge hate thing, gotten a whole deal. And so they've been like at odds and so they have this fight planned the crap talk each other and counter. Let's part of his thing. Right. And let's face it. It's what sells tickets, hone and builds up the by the whole thing. So they. Do the fight and the odds were totally against Connor, right? And the they do the fight and could be chokes him out in the third round, which I thought it was good fight. I have to say, and I only got into mixed martial arts because Terry used to love it and still does. I thought he did great. It was really good fight. So he doesn't rear naked choke thing on he taps out which taps twice and fights over right. Could be stands up climbs out of the octagon and goes and attacks one of Connor's trainers in the audience. Okay. Who's obviously been like? We yelling something to Connors, one of his corner guys, right? Was in the audience sought it yelling stuff could be probably because that's what they do to leave. The right could be jumps out of the octagon. Right, right after right after the other guy taps out, yes. Instantly instantly k. doesn't say gay me. Nothing jumps out of the gun and goes beat sack up at the same time to of be guys jump into the octagon and start hitting. Conor and Connors just been joked out the guy's not even like half conscious and they're hitting him. So they arrested those guys. Really the two guys, two guys that jump Connor and what I've heard now. So I don't know if anything's going to change between now when you guys listen to this, right? He didn't press charges, how which I think is great, but you know, it sucks is that it was a good fight and it's not good for the sport. Right to have that happen, right. So you had to keep the fighting in the ring, but then Craig says they didn't give him the built, didn't give them the belt. Dana white was like, you got to get out of your. He was. He said, if I handed the belt, the crowds gonna go insane. You gotta get out of here right now. The question is this suspend him right will ever get the belt, right? I mean, he just blew it right. You don't do that and you just one toe celebrated shake hands. And what I hope Connor does is I don't the comes out and says, Corzine press charges. We've all been to heated. This fight stays in the octagon Renat. That's what I hope happens. Interesting. Hopefully he's got a good crisis PR goon. Right. You just can't lose your cool. No, but it's hard to say because when you're so passionate about this and I think is at terrible things about religion and is you know where he's from and all, you know, all this kind of stuff. And so it's deeply. I think it's deported. I think there's a lot more kind of being a little surfacing about this, but right, it's probably easier for us to be like big sport, right, shake hands. Everyone gets a trophy rights agreed. Who is a good. It was a good anyway. I ate all the candy corn, and I got so sick and not to be too my. But here I am with my swollen hideous Angola wake up on the thing and all of a sudden I am OB. Do you want that means? Oh, out both ends. I mean, no, no, no. No way. No, I was from the candy corn. It must hidden when. Mix. I don't know is no. No, it was violent. It was like food poisoning. It was so bad. Oh my God. It was so bad terrible way to end such a fabulous. I, of course, Terry goes, are you little happy? Do you feel like to feel like your stomach's, let it might know Israel goods? Awful. Pluto? TV is the leading free streaming television service watch over a hundred TV channels and thousands of movies, on demand, all completely free. Pluto. TV never asks for a credit card. You don't even need to sign up to watch free. Pluto. TV is the easy and completely legal way to watch your favorite TV shows and hit movies for free. So what are you waiting for? Never pay for TV. Again, come on, go download, Pluto, TV. 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He's such a douche when he does that, but it's funny makes you. And then so we did cats hardy on Sunday, her little wizard of Oz theater. Party, which was super cute should a great time and then went out to dinner. All right. So you tell me, okay, here we go. Now, this is since been resolved, but I'm just going to throw it out there. Here's a little moment. I was talking to a mom at the party who I really like, but she was like, we're talking about how many people you know have gotten divorced and that kind of thing. Choose her husband and how they are and how they relate to each other. And she's like, you and Terry seem really good. I'm like, we are every time I say something nice about us. You can always get into a fight. Why does that happen? I don't know. He just can't put up there if someone says you guys are really. Yeah, you know, material up and down ebbs applause. You know goes, he's do. I don't maybe make people think it's terrible. It's not because then you don't fight. So we went to, we were going to go two years with all the kids, but one by one, each one drops out. Okay. And access to be up at five, amber swim Uquillas. This casuarinas exhausted from party wants to go home and FaceTime over friends and John Rutter presence, whatever you. So it's me interior and Chris, the other and coca. Okay. That's just the porpoise by the way, last man standing. Yes, Cocos. So funny. She says. To Terry sacked about you. You have a crush on yourself and he goes home. She was meaning you're a fan of yourself, like as if he didn't understand. Right. So funny quip over the explain it. She's so funny anyway. So we go to dinner and we're sitting there at out and so I had to drop everyone off. I dropped Terry and Chris at the restaurant took the other kids home. He unloaded everything from the party and put everything away, and then went back with me and Cody join them. Okay. Was there a drink for be on the table? No. There was not. So he had already had a drink, and so I get into the booth with him and we're sitting there and he was like, one drink in. So really like in a very good mode and starts kissing me in three. Sweet. He's like, I love you too casino at your. My everything. Sweet is associate, and I'm thinking now shut up now saying nothing more now don't say anything else. It's like Nikki talk to me just no-one no-one. Everyone should who said you're my everything. I love you because we've been really excited about going to New York first of all, because I think we both need a break and second of all, because we're very, very excited about the book yet. We're really excited about this book tone. I think out of all of our collapse the other book or podcast or skin care line like everything. For some reason, this is like a baby to us. We just feel like we're bringing something to everyone that's so useful and people are just gonna love. So we're really excited about the launch of the book, do bro diet. And then. Wondering Glaister. He starts saying to chrisny, you just tell me how you'd feel about this standing starts talking about his Instagram feed. Okay. You know, when you go to that section that shows you basically things that you search for. Right. What does it show you is that you're like discover shop now? Fitness, healthy food and baby stuff. Right. Okay. Mine is a lot of fashion. Yup. Make up yet housewives. Yeah, reality television and celebrity k. Terry starts going. Mine is all cats. And football. Okay. Which is random. Okay. Because he doesn't watch football, right? Right. So he starts talking about cats, cats cats. Okay. And then he's talking about football and he goes, he knew would Heather does for me. That's so amazing because you know what's cool about a quarterback. He started talking about quarterbacks, Tom Brady, and like how teams handle quarterbacks. I is like they take everything else off the plate for them so they can be the best. They can possibly be like, they don't have to worry about food. They don't have. They make sure they have everything. They need food wise like they don't eat. They don't have to worry about where they're living is just everything's like handled, right? They don't have to worry about their trainer. Everything scheduled the charges, the p. t. like whatever it is they need, it became. It's just they are handled handed so that they can be best they can be. Yes. And he starts launching into this whole thing about me and how that's what I am for him and how I handle every element of his life. He can. In be him right. I think that's a huge compliment. You do. Right? Did it rub you wrong dead because but listen, he doesn't have to think about anything. No, it was super nice, but there was an element and look. I know I can get overly sensitive sometimes and maybe it's because I've got the big birthday looming, but you do think about things and he was like this a few weeks ago, so I'm sure you can understand it, but you'd think about things that you've done right in your life and you think about things that you have not accomplished. Right. And I don't believe it's ever too late to accomplish those things. So I'm not in that space or anything. But what I'm saying is it was a little like your the woman behind the man. Diedhiou does that resonate with you at all? And by the way I love doing for him, it makes me happy to do this. I never think I'm going to do this for you so that you'll do something for me. I do it because I want to do it. And in one way I love the fact that he recognized said I do that, but I don't know. There was a piece of me that felt like I wanted to vomit a little bit. Right. And I know it wasn't just me because interior went to the bathroom, and Chris looked at me and goes, you know, he doesn't mean it like that. So if that was his reaction to the way he says it right there was there was an element of like my purpose right is to do this for him. And that's my only purpose. I think that's probably how you interpret it. We'll Chris interpreted it the same way. Well, yes. I mean, I didn't say anything to Chris. I didn't even give him a long to give them a matter of fact. While Terry was saying Chris actually interjected and said, well. Well, she also and like tried to interject a few of my credits if you will. Right. Thanks, Chris. Yeah, that was like puzzles me sought, right. I mean that Terry feel so lucky that he doesn't have to think about any of the any of the minutia doesn't totally. But there is an element of narcissism that goes along with this, that it is all about him, and I mentally had to say to myself, like don't make a comment like will if that's true, then you know what I mean, right? But although he knew what he did say that I also thought was good. He's it's funny. I don't know why it took his sixtieth birthday to become this way right, but and I do appreciate him saying that. But I also had a moment of, I'm being on it. I had a moment of life for sure. I would feel the same from the outside. I only knowing him I only see the compliment side just because he's so grateful that you support him in every way. He's not. He's not thinking of it. He's only thinking about it in how it involves him, not you as a whole. That's a whole different. Thing, right? But of Craig, gave you a speech about how you're the woman behind the man's, for sure. When there'd be a piece that he's felt like, wow, is that all I am? It's it's very hard for sure for sure right issue with that old. And and I think especially when we talk about and I think especially with with, I won't even just say women like people Ryan give up so much throw their partners in for their kids and their families and their lifestyle and young you want to be valued at, but there is a piece you that feels like. Right, right. Does that or does that by the way, if you don't agree with you going to? I think knowing Terry, I think he meant it in for him the highest possible compliment you provide everything that he could need and makes him happy. I feel like he was saying as a reflection of what you give to him, I agree, but being a strong woman who's accomplished and do all these things and feel like you are the woman behind the man doing all these things is very crazy concept to it's Roger wrap your brain, right, for sure. And in the in the way that you give up so much sacrifice for your kids, you also have to sacrifice so much when his schedule is crazy all over the place because there's nobody who boasts could be doing all these things. Right, right. Well, I mean, that's why I mean, we were talking about on Dr MRs Guinea pig, like on Saturday, I got so many people telling me you have to go to homecoming, don't go to New York day or programming, and I said a couple of weeks roaming. Totally right. Right max needs me right on. So she didn't really care before now. She does. Okay. So I never actually made the plans go to New York. I was just thinking, why don't I go? That was totally right. That's why I love talking about things on the show. Right. But he's off on g four right with Bob and Mike and all these guys going to this charity thing right in Zona wherever they were going, and I'm home doing rights to homecoming. Yep, giving giving, but I wanna be there for that. I wouldn't wanna be on the plane right yet. No, I wouldn't feel so Phil. You wouldn't feel happy being somewhere else? No, I honestly would it right. So why is it? Is this a man woman thing in my life would say here missing the homecoming thing? No, like if the kids were okay, like the kids out? Yeah. No, like he doesn't need to see it. Tears thing is like their freshman, right. This isn't a big deal when they're juniors and seniors. It's like a big deal. This is beginning stuff right? I had l. but I. I think I think mostly it's a man woman thing like Anna's mobs, we don't want to miss it whether it's freshman year senior year. Yeah, no, you don't wanna miss those things and still trying to figure out how I'm gonna. See both. 'cause the last time I talked to you, you were going to do max and he was going to Nikki, right? So that's happening because he's so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna call Nicky's dates, mom and racy. 'cause they're, we're got a room at the Ritz Carlton. Okay. For maximum friends to get ready at have the makeup artist coming there and startled, so they'll get ready together and then we get to be part of it with them. And yeah, they'll to and the boys are gonna come there and they're gonna have dinner there. Take pictures and then go, right because it's close. It's like ten minutes away. Smart from the explosive event, closest school plus aware. A lot of people live our houses like twenty five minutes away and it didn't make sense. I do it at my house which I would've loved to have done this. This worked out really nicely. Right? So I'm hoping that Nikki's dates mom will drive them to the hotel because it's on the way to the school and let them take pictures together, fun. But it was like, I was like, should I get you flatten, you guys flower? Because half of them don't have dates. They're kind of going as a group like, no, don't feel like don't get it anyway, just in case, maybe just in case things because sometimes they say no. And then if you just have it like, oh yeah, yeah, let's do that. You know when when she says no, and if you kind of do something or have something that is, she's like, I told, you know. That's never happened before the only going to acquaint it too. Is that for graduation? I got her a leg. Because at Nikki school they gave them flowers and at her school they didn't. But I know a lot of kids in California they get lays for graduation. Right? So I bought it and I thought I'll give it to her after. Right. And while we were walking in for the graduation, she texted me and said, she said, did you get away? And I said, yeah, I have you. Ted McCall, can I have it now because they were all wearing them crazy the ceremony, right? And I was like, Phew, thank goodness. I got the learning. Can you imagine if I had just gotten regular flowers rhino flowers in as a mom, it's they text you that you wanna be able to say, yes, especially on a big day in their nervous, but that's what is gone was thinking to myself, you know, she a bunch of the girls don't have dates would if I got them all. Yeah, on Serge's Superfund just like that. But I don't know if she's going to be mad on what? No, it's hard to say. I asked her and she said, no. So then what do you do? You go against their wishes, right. Could you ever ask her again, like show I will pictures and say, hey, of. Thinking about getting him for everyone. I will another us. Yeah, I'm gonna take Maxon Icke shopping tomorrow night because she needs shoes. He has nothing. He's grown out of everything. And then you have such a busy week. This is your only window of time, right? I ever gonna hack calzone into this week. It's insane. So I'm going to be back at e news, right? Wednesday, right, and another this will I think that will have aired by the time when you have on. Yeah, but we're recording on Monday. Is it Monday? Today's Monday is when. And so tomorrow I'm taking them shopping Wednesday to be up in LA and then Thursday, we're doing family pictures, family pictures in two years. You need it to doing it for holiday or just, I don't sit holiday cards. Yeah. Is that weird now? It's weird. I'm kind of over to. I haven't done it. I did it once ever. Really? Yeah. I posted on my love roundabout. You, you know, I don't care if everyone else does it. You don't feel like it. So what we used to have this tradition where ever ear we would, I would take everyone's Christmas cards. Hellenic cards are and put them in a stack. And then on Christmas day after we opened presents always make biscuits and eggs and bacon whenever and we go through them, we pass them around and we talk about France. Yeah. Is this person grade? Oh, this is so fun. That's my best friend look how they aren't. So we used to do that. But I noticed in the last two years, we've been very. Like involved in each other will last year. Remember Christmas was no point, so that wasn't a good moment to do that. But we did it the year before. I think maybe willing to do it last year because of that. I don't know. Maybe we'll do it again this year. Like you get less cards, like less people are doing it. I think people do it. Yes, everyone's on social media when season. I think everyone posts them, right. I think that sending out cards is very expensive and stamps are expensive yards. I do like them. I think it's very pretty. I mean, I miss invitation, you and I, I've always been such invitation people that are you still doing well, I've realized that you have to do the online for the RSVP's and stuff like that. So what I have done the last couple of times, I guess it was only the very last party I gave in to do the paperless post or the fight or one of those. But I also did like a real one to like a real limitation. Yeah, it was. I can't remember when I called it. I want to say it was like six years ago, and I got to the point where I said, you know, what is the only way to manage our SEP's? It didn't and to find everyone's addresses and some people don't like mail coming to their house or they don't get it and then you don't know. And then they didn't receive the invite retinas. Like, why wasn't I invited in the party's already happened, but it's mostly the RSVP because people are so bad at doing the RSVP that unless they can just click on languidly they don't always be pay, and then you have to go chase everyone. And then what was the point of that? Totally. And honestly, when I get a birthday party invitation for one of the kids, I take the invitation, I. Put it the information, my phone and I throw it west true because otherwise I know it's only the old days where you put on the bulletin board and you'd look at it, whatever. Right, right anyone night and just so you know, my husband, yes. Just texted me and sent me a picture of a wallet. Dangle dapper not kidding. Will you order me? Dang, dapper e. d. c. wallet. Really? He goes. Can you order this for me? So by the way he doesn't even like a wallet is that so where will he see this? Don't know, but he wanted in black. How does he know comes in black? Where does he see the wallet or at sixty? Nine dollars dangle dapper e DC while jet black. Oh, it's very cool though. Done. So let's see what it is is this you allowing him to be the quarterback today. Apparently the DO one. Deborah while it was designed for the sophisticated individual with an edge clean lines, contrasting materials, blah, blah, blah. Okay. Here you go dear to clicks and Mary a gun, and you know what I have to say touched. Oh my gosh. Thank God for face ide-. All right, you guys. Thank you so much for listening. A couple of things. I just want to go over before we go. I'm going to be on. Watch what happens. Live on Monday. I'm so excited. I would get off to you. Just you come. I'm so excited to see it. Yeah, it's going to be a Monday on Tober fifteenth. I'll be on. Watch what happens live. We have a book signing on Saturday, October twenty. Seventh at the mall of America. Minneapolis one thirty to three PM and check us out on e news go to Heather Dubrow dot up. Oh, and the house tour starting October tanking. Not wait. I cannot wait. I hope you guys like. It because the house, it's just not like touring any other house, all the details in. So interesting, hope it all comes through in the video. It will. You guys are going to love it every time I'm here. I'm like, have you always had that? That is fabulous. Just noticed it still populists. Come back, please, especially Natalie can't be or all right. We're gonna be talking about so much more fun thing. Thank you guys, all so much for being such great supporters, and we will see you Montana. 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A Benihana Christmas w/ Rashida Jones and Jen Celotta

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A Benihana Christmas w/ Rashida Jones and Jen Celotta

"Hey off his ladies. Fans. Remember you can listen to office ladies ad free on stitcher premium. Just go to stitcher premium dot com or the premium tap in your stitcher APP and sign up with the Cote Office for a free month of premium listening. I'm Jenna Fischer Angela, Kinsey we were on the office together and we're best friends, and now we're doing the ultimate office rewatch podcast. Just for you each week, we will break down an episode of the office and give exclusive behind the scene stories that only two people who were there can tell you the office ladies. Merry Merry Christmas Merry Merry Christmas Christmas on the golf s again while someone showed up very festive. That's right. It's a Benny Honner. Christmas. Well, I think Angela. Martin would let you know it's a nutcracker Christmas. Oh. Wow. Oh. Wow, you're already going there. I am lady I am here. The party planning. Committee has arrived. Well, we'll talk about that guys. This is season three episode ten. Written by Jensen Lada directed by Harold Ramos a Benny Honner Christmas and this is hour long episode. Yes. So buckle in. It's GONNA be a super size episodes of office ladies and we have some exciting news. We have to special guests this week, Rashida Jones and writer Jen Salata so much fun, and both of these ladies will be joining us for interviews during the episode well Jenna. How about giving us a summary? Okay. Okay. It is. Christmas at Thunder Mifflin. Carol breaks up with Michael The day of the Christmas Party, after Michael, Photoshop himself under her family. Christmas card. He put his face on her ex husband's face from a family ski trip and sent it out to people. Yeah. Oh, Michael Well Andy suggests he and some of the guys take Michael. Ben, Hana to cheer him up. Meanwhile Angela Kicks Karen Out of the Party. Planning. Committee. So Pam and Karen Band together and start the committee to plan parties. We're GONNA have some dueling holiday parties. Now, she should have had better ideas. Oh, boy you. You are in it to win it today and I came to play I came to play well later Michael in the boys come back from Benny Hana with dates just in time for the two parties to merge, and we end with everyone singing their hearts out to. Kariuki. All right. Fast fact number one. Herald. Ramos. Herald Ramos, I. Mean Jenna my whole childhood or his movies legend I I was so giddy nervous. Excited to work with him. I mean meatballs. CADDYSHACK ghostbusters, ghostbusters to groundhog. Day. For Flipping Sake stripes strides. Yes. Stripes Oh also, Angela, he got his start at Chicago's second city. Yes. He's just a like. So talented. He's such a great writer as well. You guys. He's a writer actor director. He was just a comic legend and I was in awe well, you know he passed away in two thousand, fourteen. I just can't believe that I got to work with him. Frankly, I know Herald Ramos was just a teddy bear of human. He just made you feel so comfortable. Comfortable, and he was so fun to talk to, and I have some great memories of him. We did a lot of conference room scenes obviously, in this episode I was in the conference from quite a bit right because my party versus Karen and Pam's Party. Yeah. And Herald was in the conference room with me and we were just chatting and he told this great story about how when kids would come trick or treating to his house. He lived in Illinois. He would put on the ghostbusters uniform and answer the door in his ghostbusters uniform. Yeah. He did that every year I thought that was so delightful. It was the sweetest story. All right. Let's move into fastback number two, which I'm calling guest star break down. Okay. We got a breakdown. All of our guests stars the Benihana waitresses. The main waitress in the restaurant Cindy is played by Brittany Ishibashi who you might recognize from runaways. She started Tina as well as recurring roles on Hawaii five O and Grayson Frankie. But here is something. Very, interesting about worry why and me? What okay weirdly. Both Brittany and I have had guest appearances on the TV shows off center an mismatch, but we were not in the same episode. So the office was the third project that she and I have both been in. Never, shared a scene and we've never met. That's crazy. Our lives have sort of been intersecting Britney. Am I going to meet you one day? You're on track to finally be an a project together at the same time on the same day in the same scene. So Angela, there are two more guest are waitresses. These are the waitresses that Michael and Andy Bring back to the. Party. So I there is amy who is played by cat on, and she's done just a ton of sketch comedy standup Funnier die and. there. Is Michael's girlfriend Nikki who is played by Kulak. Ve Eli sock. Okay. I worked with Kulov on how lives of Orlando. It was the show on Hulu. It's a really funny spook of the real housewives and she was great. She's great and a lot of things. But that was a lot of fun to do well later you know I. Loved that. I know. Okay. fastback number three. I got the scoop from Kentucky pedia on the Benny Honner location. 'cause we got a lot of fan questions about it. I wanted to ask about that because I was wondering if it's the Benny Hana's in Encino it sure it. I have been to that Benny Ha's, and when I was watching this the the the way you walk into the restaurant, you know it's the same and I was like. Come on. That's been Hana's in Encino California. Well, lady, we got some fan questions from Ashley Hildreth Rachel. Martineau. Hannah Holtman me Holbrooke Abigail has. Roopinder Gospel and many others. All asked were the restaurant scenes filmed at our actual restaurant. How long did it have to be shut down and is the chef at? An actual Benny Hana's chef. Or was it an actor? I'm going to say, yes, because he was too good with that knife. Yes, we will start there. Real. CHEF. We hired all of the chefs and all of the wait staff of the Encino. Benny. To perform in the episode and we also hired seventy eight background actors to play diners with shut it down for a whole day, we rented out the entire place and it took about twelve hours to shoot those scenes This is reminding me that we had a bigger budget because when the house could we go in and be like well, all place I mean even chilies was like an out of business boarded up. Yes. Restaurant. But this was like an actually. Like. Success Full restaurant that was always full of people and we closed him down for a day while Z's well and I did a deep dive on Benny Hana. And I'd like to give you now the history of Benny, Honner, the restaurant well, I didn't see that coming so. I'm I'm ready. It's fascinating. This is from the Benny honner website, and this is the first line from their description of the history of the Benny Honner restaurant I'm going to quote it because it is fantastic. Quote. Like. Good Story. The history of Benny Hana's begins with the descendant of Samurai Warrior and a small Tokyo. Coffee. Shop. Are you in fact, I'm riveted. Okay, it's amazing. So this is what happened. So there's a couple in Tokyo, Yunosuke and cat zoo, they started a coffee shop. And in order to set themselves apart. Yunosuke would bike over twenty miles to get real sugar to serve with the coffee in his shop. And this little detail caused the shop to be a huge success. The name of their coffee shop was Benny Hannah. Aright. Cut To years. Later, the couple's son rocky moves to the United, states with dreams of opening a restaurant. He starts by going to night school to study restaurant management, and during the day he sold ice cream on the streets of Harlem. But here's what he did. He put a little Japanese cocktail umbrella into the ice cream and this really set it apart and eventually earned ten thousand dollars. which he used to open his first Benny Honner. Restaurant, naming it after his parents coffee shop in Tokyo. Well, that was adorable. Also, I'm a sucker for anything with tanny umbrella in it, give it to me any drink with a tiny umbrella tastes better. It really does Oh. Yeah. I mean that's a fact. I. Might have saved a few of those like from special occasions and they're in my kitchen. I don't doubt it. That is very you know. My husband's like, do we still need these I? Mean the little stick is broken out the away. Okay. So there's more to the story. Okay. His first shop which was on West Fifty Sixth Street. It was exactly like how it is today, his vision was to have the in Jaki grills set up in front of the customers with the chefs doing all the knife work, but it was it was struggling at first until six months after they opened, the restaurant got a boost when a famous food critic came in and gave the restaurant a fabulous review. Here's my favorite part of that. Can I tell you the name of the food critic, this famous food critic like you wanted this person to come to your restaurant? Are you ready who? CLEMENTINE. Paddle. Ford. She sounds like a made up character in Mary poppins movie. She sounds like an Improv, game that I used to do when I did Improv. Hey, guys. Come on. We're GONNA DO CLEMENTINE forward. Let's go. Right. We're GONNA. Do Film I want. Way. As I. WanNa use that name now like I want it to be a cocktail, I'll take clementine pedophile and Comes with an umbrella. And thank you clementine forgiving Benny. Hana's a rave review because the restaurant became a huge success and there are now over seventy Benny honner restaurants in the United States Caribbean and Central and south. America. How about that? That is a really good one and you know what? If your name is Clementine Paddle Ford, you are the best food critic in new. York. City. I mean, yes. I know our picture of this woman and her discerning food eating love. Yeah. Oh, I need to see what she looks like I only imagine her eating with like very tiny cutlery like a tiny fork in a right Is that? All. Right. Lady. Thank you for indulging my deep dive on Benny. Hana, and Clementine, Ford, are you kidding I loved it? I need more clementine paddle for in my lie. Same. Same But at least it should we move on now to our first interview? Yes. Okay. Guys. We had such a fun story line with Rashida Jones in this episode with the whole dueling, Christmas parties and it was such a blast to shoot. We couldn't wait to reunite with her and talk all about it. So let's get to it. See Him run the interview with Rashida. Also, happy to see your face I. Know Me too. This is. So I don't think the three of us have been will we're not in the same place, but we haven't. been all talking to each other for like a decade. Oh. Yeah. All in the same one place. Yeah. I. Think you're right. That makes God greasy. Isabelle asked me really random question. The other day she's like mom who of your friends have you been on a boat with? And I was like well, I, mean for she deny went on an ocean conservation trip for Oshawa. So we were on a lot of Bo. I, mean, we were like on a boat almost every day. That's true. That's true. True we were. We were like clocking how many boats and I'm like. Well, technically may be same boat, but about every day dot that one die of that. We took that day were there was like it was like the one. Oh, one of the oceans like sharks and. Turtles is just the coolest. It was Likud off I know That was great. I missed all of that. I now But yeah, I, just thought it was just one of those questions. Your kid asks you and then she's like wait you've never been on a boat which was like. To have, you has never been on a boat. We been on a gut, some adventures where you got it. You to make that happen you. You might have to do like like a recording of your podcast on about Oh dear. Lord. Rashida look at our setup right now. This, sound good to imagine though. Sure One day we'll be voting in podcast together. God I love it. Well, we can't thank you enough for being here are so thrilled to have you. I'm sorry to be here. Well, Rashid a one question. We always ask our guests is, how did you come to be on the office I auditioned? Many many times. I knew people socially before I joined the cast. And I I went to college with make sure we were gonNA play together, Freshman Year Oh, man. Mike sure. was like in college was the same. He was saying, yeah, he was like floppy-haired, but he was a little less I. Remember like in our twenties, he got like a fancy shirt for the first time. and. Making fun of him for really long time. So he was like he was Mike. Like any any sort of like socialization you know. And we were like really bad farce together, and yeah, we became fast friends and we took a lot of classes together and anyway. So I knew Mike and I came to know about the the US office because he moved from from New York and said, I got a job in La and I'm going to write the US, office and. I. Was Really Mad at him as I think, a lot of people were because we were like, how could you do that? The UK office, my favorite show. How could you even try? Yeah, and then it was in a lot of ways you know its own thing and even better and great, and you know, but it was a big mountain. I'm sure for you all to climb. Oh. Yeah. My first reaction was like, no, no, no, no, no, it's perfect. It's perfect. Right, and then of course, I was like so thrilled. When it was like Greg and smart people in the writer's room, you guys had the benefit of playing characters that didn't have a British counterpart. Like I was always worried. Oh No, I don't want right with think that I stole my performance way from from Lucy Davis Ray and so. But I had seen her performance and I'm sure it's seeped in, how could it not and also the lines were the same in the pilot Ray. But you guys had a big part. I think of getting to influence your characters. Is that true on your part Rashida, Angeles, kind of talked about that before. There were some numbers, some third point in a triangle that showed up in the UK office. There was like a love interest or Tim. That game up. But a completely different characterization of somebody who you know who who would be like a threat to that relationship to end that other point just to say that I auditioned many many many times and I remember having a distinct feeling. Then when when I got to the point Jenna were. Sat in a room and red lines together. Yeah. And they've got to improve a little bit like everything just like made sense. All of a sudden. You know like. It was such a cool like counterpart like it made me feel like, oh, I, really like I feel like I really get this dynamic, you know. And I feel like you, you kind of got me the part in a lot of ways. No Way. Yes, you do. I had that same experience with you in the room and it's very similar to when they paired me up with John I was like Oh when I'm paired up with this person, I just turned into Pam. I. Think I read with two or three different people and Mike. Ask Me. So, what did you think who do you like and I just went on and on and on and on and on about you? And I was like I mean. She was amazing I all those things. She made it. So easy to be Pam, and he was like, okay noted. But he didn't. Oh. She's my best friend from college I can't wait to tell her what. He. Played it. So cool. No, and by the way with me too like I wish if there were a time I, really wanted a part and I had I could like curry some favorite people. I knew this was the time, but like nobody would do anything for me. 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA how Craig is to I mean he was like asking everybody he could not make up his mind. There were like another woman who was trying to decide between us. I came in so many times. Times I waited for. So long Mike you know Mike is like ethical Mike. So he wasn't going to be like on just gone for you. He was it has to be the right person for the part and everybody has to be onboard. So like it was, it was torturous like they. They really really took me to the bitter end before I before I got the call. I'm so glad you got the part change my whole career. Yeah. Yeah. I I was about to quit acting. Got This show. So it was it was a big deal for me for Jenin I. This was the first time I watched the whole Benihana Christmas like all in one sitting. I'd say little clips because you know it's the little drummer boy and people like send me clips of me doing that. But I haven't really sat down and watched it all, and what about you is this the first time you re watched it? Yes. I hadn't seen it. I don't think it's an error D-, and I was giggling so much. And like a couple of occurred to me, one was that we got that payoff Jenna finally like that thing that came to life in the audition, I don't think it really to really manifest until this episode. Because up to now kind of like rivals sniffing each other spots. That's sounds gross, but he don't mean. Dogs would have been going and and this is the first time that like I think the humanity and both characters recognized the the mutual humanity and the other one and was like you know what? Like it's Christmas and we work in close quarters and also we have a common enemy. Angela. So it was like just was easy for us to to to like to be team which I thought. That was really cool. I don't mean to toot our own horns, but we had amazing chemistry in this episode. I just. I. Mean, we are adorable. Can I say it? You say you can say it. There could have been a spin off. That's all. I. Just WanNa say totally pay him and Karen Christmas special. Yes. I can tell you guys. We would hang out between scenes and I would just start cracking up. I'm just be with you guys. I'm hanging out. It's the girls and then like on action I had to be so mean. To both of you, and then you got to have this whole other hang out. It was hard on know Phyllis. Phyllis really gets a Moat House. She's like missing the other party I wasn't able to, but that's how I felt I know I know. But it's good because it all plays out in the episode because we like join forces. We did what we needed to do, which is just like teach you a lesson and help you to stop being so controlling and then you've got to sing you know, Oh, God, I was terrified I don't like singing front of people. You guys that was hard. But God I, listen I had to do it at that in that wedding episode to sing the police and I was so scared, you remember that episode who's wedding was it is that Phyllis his wedding bill is his wedding. Yes, oh? Yeah. Yeah, oh. Yeah. It is interesting time to watch these episodes. Again, you know Jenin I, have talked about this little bit that was interesting for me to watch it. Now, how was it for you? I mean listen that was the second thing I was going to say watching the off I haven't watched the show since it aired and you know I think so much of the show and so much of Michael and the end what works out Michael is this delicate balance between full cringe and like well intentioned. Lovable like. Bad boss and to watch it now in the current climate like that balanced feels different. It just feels so different I. Mean, there's so much stuff. It's not. It's beyond cringe. It's like. Wow, but but it also to me like you know, I, think there's so much conversation right now about what's acceptable, but also like in retrospect what were allowed to kind of partaken? In a time where things were considered acceptable. Even if they weren't and they shouldn't be I, think it's good to have things that. Read really badly now, and didn't re badly at the time because it is a mark of our of our progress, and it's also like the show resonates because Michael reminds people of their bosses and people they work with and maybe a little bit of himselves, and it's like really important that people see that like you have to measure up to the moment that you're in. So much of the show is like people putting up with his bad behavior and being. Being like Oh my God and now I think people feel armed at work to be like, you know what I don't like the way you're talking about that person or that woman or that whatever like I don't unacceptable behavior anymore, and you could say something feel empowered as like an employee to do that. You know. So it was super fascinating. I think a lot of times we show as characters we would speak up by giving a look to camera. Or indicating our disapproval. But you're right. I think today we would speak up right to his face. Michael wouldn't have a job with that behavior probably. Oh, it's too many infractions. Michael Jeez he's like a human resources nightmare and that's the funny thing is at toby is the enemy like toby's trying to like he sensitive and he's started take care of people be tolerant, and like Michael, hates him so much for it because he's killing his party and like the this feels like slick relationship, you couldn't even write today. Roy. You know one of the notes that Greg gave Steve when Steve was. Like starting to perform as Michael is that he saw the character as this guy who thinks maybe Jennifer Aniston might see this tape someday like some sort of play it like Ray in ISOS. E in Steve's performance how Michael Scott thinks he's an entertainer. He thinks he's funny and cutting edge and pushing boundaries, and he's just so appropriate. But I I see his performance in. In a different way, knowing that note from Gregg fairly. We'll also because there's a conversation around who is entitled to push the boundaries and I think that entertainers feel like they can in a way that normal people can't, and so it would make sense that like Michael we think he's one of those entertainers and not one of those normal people you know Oh. Yeah. Yeah. We have talked a lot about party planning committee scenes and how much fun we had getting to do them as actors, right? Yeah, and. I just loved loved Rashida that you got to be in on that in that. You guys like that. We got to sit in there and play. That was the most fun though fun. Particularly, there's that scene Rashida. Where you try to participate in the party, you try to throw out some ideas of things you guys used to do in Stamford Angela just shuts you down. Yeah. They're like good ideas a raffle. Raffle, very good as we will see, played out in a successful party in the break room, she just headed out for me I. Mean I don't actually I, don't take it personally. I think it was just like that's that was your place to shine, and that was your committee for so long. Well, it's like the people that only have a tiny bit of power, but without power it, it just means. Yes everything us I mean, so I think that was the party planning committee with her thing, and if you messed with it, she spiraled out, there's a deleted talking head. That's not in the episode, but it's on the the DVD. Oh, you're like I don't know if we didn't have a party planning committee in Stamford like like like it's really funny because you're just like, why? Why is there a committee like? Yeah, I mean I. Love I also love those scenes. Those were my favorite scenes on the show is like when you're all kind of stuck in a room and there's a rhythm to the scene because a church gables, even though I'm Jewish but I do. And and also like it's just so fun to watch the Ping. Pong of like you know phyllis his eyes, DART or. KP like, yes. Like please anything with alcohol. I. Am men are like just to see I. Love watching the rhythm of like especially because it was like it's all ladies scenery. Yeah Yeah. Just so fun this great Rasheeda. I have to bring this up. We've been tracking this. I call it wishy Washy Jim. And I WANNA. Get your take on wishy washy Jim. I am annoyed that Jim did not tell Karen about his past with PM at Denver. Mifflin she walks into. This whole world. This whole thing. She has no idea. Yeah, and then it's sort of he doesn't tell Pam that he seen Karen. So there's this whole like many episodes where these two women Karen is in the dark. Pam. Is like. Sensing something. But trying to figure out why think the speaks to a larger thing, which is like in the Lore of office universe, like you know, I take umbrage with like what Karen means. Now in the Modern Day because I think neither neither Rashida receives definitely not a Karen and even Karen is from the office enough care at like 'cause she's she's up for good time. She's not a Tattletale, she's not a racist, but anyway, the point being like there is this thing right? Karen is sort of designed to be the third point in the triangle, which is was designed to be a thing to to like make people feel like they wanted they wanted to Pam Jim to be. Drawn closer together driven closer together. So like I was kind of a tool in that way you know and and so everything was like I. Remember like the Writers Talking about it. They just didn't want to push anything too far in each direction. But yes, I think that the that the. End Result is that Jim ends up being like not great to me and not great to you because he's like not really being honest with anybody. But I, guess you could chalk it up to his confusion about what he wants. But I agree with you, it's irritating and I think in real life that would be. Like Super Annoy. You know. Yeah. Well, I think what I found in the Rewatch is that I am siding more with your character. I'm I'm having sympathy for her like, of course, I went Jim and Pam to end up together. But at the same time. It's it's making me like the tension I just like this poor woman she. She just loves him. She's just she knows nothing. She knows nothing knows nothing. So it's making me very much side with your character. I have to say and I'm Pam. There's like this mean that's like like for who grew up watching the office. It's like like that. Feeling when you realize that the only reason you hated Karen was because you wanted Pama Jim to be together and you realize that she did nothing wrong. But that's like a thing that's like a thing that were kids are like. Kinda. Cool. It's like providing the opportunity to see people in a more nuanced way for kids grouping. That's the enemy and that's the people wanted to be together. Now, they're like, wait a second. She's like not that bad. It's just that I wanted her not to be with him. I wanted her to be with it. You know they're growing, they're learning well before you leave. Do you have any other memories behind the scene stories that you WANNA share? About this episode, it could be about just your time on the show. You know it's funny watching it. I was like it made me really stodgy because it just reminded me of all the like little. Moments and like I. Don't I haven't talked about in so long. But I I just remember like. There's there's a line were Andy says in this episode, oh? No. Sorry. It's the next episode where he goes, there's only two left number to be the last man standing. Any was the last man standing. But like you know, ed. And I were like it was so weird because we were started in this like Rear Lake, Bizarro, world version of the Office for like none of you guys were there except for John and then we moved over to lake. Actually. Actually, work with you guys, and then like we didn't know how long we were going to be there and I was like signed up for we were center for four episodes and then it was like ten, and then there were like the whole year. But it was this weird thing that was like what is going on because we were like on this little train together where we were both like just like what's going on? This is crazy huge opportunity for. For both of us and we would just have these little like pow-wows, the editor trail, tiny little trailers, and just like try to check in and see what was going on. It really looks like it's such a game changer for me and like everybody was so nice to me and it just everybody was everybody's so different on the show. So like I think just to like get to know you all and Phyllis, like the ladies were like my favorite like. Like just. So it was such a formative time for me in my life. You know. Yeah, really was well, we loved you too and I know we should probably wrap up your interview because we can talk to you forever. But I WANNA give a little shout out to hashtag black AF. It was so fun to get to work with you again. You're so hilarious in this, you play Joya Yeah that's such a fun character go on. She's so complicated. So. Like. She's like a good mom. She's a crappy mom. She's all over the place like in her marriage I know it's done in the mockumentary style to like the premise is that your daughter is doing this documentary of your family. Who's this writer and creator of a TV show and it's for, it's like in place of her colleagues, say, right. Is that idea? Yeah. And so you guys do talking heads, but she's also like capturing video and then more formerly. Sometimes, you guys performing for the camera a little bit little bit. You know it's there. Such an amazing writer director performer actress. Is there anything else we can share I? Oh, I have I produce a show that's on quimby that I love and I think everybody should go watch if they have qube or if they don't, then they can get a trial or something my friend Maurice Harris he's beautiful florist. Dancers, just like a magical person and we produced this show called center piece, which is where he sits with an artist and they talk about their process in their life and their childhood, and then he creates his beautiful like magical centerpiece. That's like the embodiment of their life and art and journey, and it's just like a cool like wonderful. Little inspiring show. I WANNA see it. I want peace. Yeah, centerpiece guys were she to thank you so so much hue. So Fun I'll come back. Come Back I. Mean you didn't invite me. But if you invite me, I will come back. Okay okay. You are officially invited and you will officially come back. I can't wait Great Rashid I. Hope we get to go on a boat again, I? Will podcast I do love a boat. So I can be the recurring character on your boat cast vote cast. Mark Casting with Jenna Angela with special guest. Oh my God. I love. So. You know I feel like our lives. Changed. Overnight. You know. I know it's been a few months now but. 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Then my favorite is when toby comes in and he's like Dwight, we've talked about this. He said we talked about it for like half an hour yet. You have to stop bringing dead animals into the office. Well, we had a lot of fan questions about this cold open Angela. Okay. Let's hear it. This one always delights me Logan. Yes. Sir, Kayla sewell carry rice, Dmitri Zoo, and her Shida Verma, all asked if Phil Shea made goose. Goose that Dwight carries in. He did, yeah. He had to make and find that goose. That's another day in the life of Phil. Shay. What are you doing today Phil I'm making a dead goose. Actually, I'm making five different types of dead goose's, and then I'm going to take photos of them and then you know executive producers and writers are going to pick which dead goose but I have eight dead goose. You know what? I mean. That's more what fell. She did that week. Yeah. He's GonNa have like a portfolio of dead Geese Jenna. So many people have huddled around Pam's desk about this Phyllis Kevin, creed Jim Toby, they're all discussing this. Everyone is grossed out, but Phyllis Phyllis is Kinda. Like let's seems reasonable. She got no problem with it. What's that about? What is that about I? Mean? I. Mean I feel like this is the first time. Ever quote me if I'm wrong out there, Internet folks. This is the first time that creed something is crazy. Creed like that's crazy. Well, we've got a fan catch, Angela. Nyah Christian Harper Kimberly class and Rebecca mcallister. All noticed that while creed is in this cold open giving his two cents about the goose in the next scene, he enters for the day and takes a toy. Yes, at four minutes, ten seconds, all of a sudden creed is arriving for the first time. He's in his coat, the whole thing, and I was like wait that's continuity error. So we probably should that cold open a different day, right? Well, guess what am I went back to the old script Rooney? And this entire cold open about the goose is not even in there. They added it. They added added it. The original beginning of this scene was Michael writing on his bike. So we shot this cold open and added at later and somebody obviously just forgot that creed should be at work yet. Yeah. Well, I have a little bit of a creed catch that I'M GONNA call Spiky Hair Oh. Got Some classic spiky creed hair in this one. All right. I mean, literally, it's like this like I wanNA take a screen grab of it and text it to creed and be like what was this phase of your hair? It's very flu fee. Would a more like fluffy then spiky. Okay. Fluffy creed hair track it. Okay. I have taken us on a hero tangent, but let's get back to the episode. Do you remember Steve China ride that bike in? I about fell off my couch laughing from the memory of shooting that scene of Steve, riding, the bicycle into the office when he curses that was Steve, and they leapt it out and it was so funny and you can almost start to see him break. But that was like I. Feel like that was take like seventy two or something, and he was like. You guys. You've to understand. There was not a lot of space there and it was like it was like. An s do you know what I mean you? You had to come out of that elevator, and then about five steps, there's like a hard right. Then there's like a left that a right and he had to get like imbalanced and then tried to maneuver this really quick Zigzag into the office in one take and it was not easy. So then Michael Does something in this episode that I just love so much 'cause I love a Christmas Pun, I, really enjoy them I. also really enjoy any pun and like the hair salon genre if you will the hair salon puns are the best like. Hair today gone tomorrow. I. I love all those. Now, let me ask you this question or is that hair like hair on your head, your hair like a rabbit hair today gone tomorrow, and then it's like a rabbit hopping away. Why would why would if you were a hair salon? Why would you have a rabbit and not use the word hair eight? Why would you use the pun hair today gone tomorrow because let it off. Yes. Okay. Anyway. So he he hits Pam with a whole bunch of Christmas puns. Can't believe you're just getting that was happening so. He just about delay him out one after another. He's like I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam with the site of Candy. Pam's or perhaps SAPAM jobs. He's just like. Boom here really does while Michael. Has a talking head where he says it's going to be the best Christmas ever because his girlfriend Carol is coming to the Christmas party and he has a surprise for her two tickets to sandals resort Jamaica, it's all inclusive. He's just so proud this resort is all inclusive. It's his selling point as he tries to get many women to go on this trip with him. So guys now carol enters and she's looking for Michael. She goes in his office and she confronts him. She's upset that he photo shopped a picture of himself. Onto her old family ski trip photo with her ex husband and he sent it out to people. With the message Skis, INS greetings. He says a Christmas Carol Skis in screening. Sir. San Question from Alison cabinetry on Sarah. Joe Lisa analysts were the kids in the Christmas card photo. Actually Stephen Nancy's since they were married in real life. No. No they had nancy pose for a photo with a couple of kids and a really tall guy that was gonna be her ex husband, and then they photoshop Steve's face onto his face. But. Those are not even Nancy's kids in real life. I like that it's a crappy photo shop because I believe it. You know in the end, it's not even well done like well, clearly Michael's Photoshop skills from when he photoshop us in that office group photo. Yes. So he clearly has not learned anything from then until now. But Carol ends up breaking up with Michael and Michael's devastated because he's like, no Carol, can I tempt you to stay with me so that we can go to the all inclusive sandals resort. We leave day after tomorrow. Well, I mean Michael Come on. She's a single mom with two kids. You can't spring a surprise trip that's not to say you already did a grand proposal to her now you have photoshop your head on her ex husband. And now you're GONNA try to say but we have this last minute trip you haven't planned for this will seal the deal. I thought the same thing I was like she has two small children. It is the holidays. You think she doesn't have her own holiday traditions and a very complicated like custody arrangement. Probably, you think she could just fly off to Sandals Jamaica with forty eight hours. Notice. This is just another example of the disconnect here for Michael in this relationship. Yeah by the way, once you have young children, there's no last-minute anything now as far as like your adult life, you don't just get to go out to dinner last minute or meet people for drinks last minute or take a trip last minute that those days are over Michael and Carol have a pretty fantastic break-up moment. If you're Carol 'cause, it's it's sort of a power play. Michael. Goes you walk out that door and it's over and Carol goes I know. Of is kind of like boss, lady, moment, Yeah I. Know I'm walking out the door baby by should we talk about another gift that doesn't go? Well in this episode, Pam's gift to Jim. You mean the scene that I just wrote on my note card as Ooh. Yeah Oof. Ouch. Pam Calls Jim over to her desk, and she's like, Hey, I need to give you your present early. I've been sending Dwight communications from the CIA for a couple of months, and the gift is that you get to decide his final mission or she. So excited, she has a little red folder. She's handing him. She asked so excited that that this is just gonNA tickle gem and they're going to be back together in their prank wars with Dwight. The Gym turns her down. He's like you know what I just. I just don't think I should be doing this anymore because of my promotion, but then he has a talking head. He says, he can't fall back into doing all the things he used to do. Otherwise. What's the point? He said it's a chance to start over that one had to hurt when he walked away and didn't take the folder and pamphlets. It's holding this folder of these ridiculous CIA letters year. Look. It's painful. Well now, Michael is devastated because Carol has broken up with him and he comes out and he says. Christmas is cancelled. He's canceling it and Stanley's like you can't cancel holiday and Michael. is on the verge of tears news like Jim dig new years away from ant like like. He's really about to spiral out. We'll lady, did you notice that eight minutes and forty seven seconds? There is an amazing shot of the accountants stack I, say the accounting stack, but with anti yeah. there you guys are. You're all standing there at the edge of the desk in your accountants stack. Where we're standing there and this is the first shot you get. Of the Blouse I absolutely hated, I, hated this blouse so much because it had an I counted thirty two buttons, what thirty two buttons, and they were tiny little pearl flat buttons like the size of. Your pinky fingernail like tiny and I had to button thirty two buttons, and literally they would knock on my door like Angela. They're ready for you on set and I'm like still buttoning. We'll couldn't you have just done a few of them and pulled it over your head now now because it was so fitted in the armpits. I had and they buttoned all the way up to the top of my neck. was like a Turtleneck in full of buttons late now. I remember that now that you're saying it I, remember the week of the tiny buttons and I. Remember Carrie are Wardrobe Stylus saying to me if we ever ever use the shirt again, Amnesty about these buttons and put a Velcro or? I, guess it was driving us both crazy, but I believe you never were that again. No, I think we're both like forget it. There were buttons down the arms. There were buttons from my neck, all the way like I mean literally to my thigh that shirt was so long to. I, think it was such a good shirt for your character though no, it was so fussy and Lacey, and I know it was like year old D. Christmas, and I had my nut Yacar I had my nutcracker pin on because for me, the theme was very clear of this party. Well, I. Think this leads us very well into the conference room for our PPC meeting on the nutcracker. Christmas which you start by insulting Phyllis. I'm mad and I take it out on Phyllis and repeat. That is Angela. Martin. I tell Phyllis to get green streamers and Phyllis. gives me a little phyllis SAS and says I thought you said Green was whorish. And I mean Angeles not having it? She's like no oranges whorish. which is the color that phyllis was wearing. well now decides to propose a few traditions that were typical at Stanford. We've got the RAFFLE, we've got the Kariuki, and Angela just shuts down everything and then throws Karen out of the meeting. Well, she suggests a Christmas drinking game and I'm like God, help you. That's it. And I-, escort her to the door Angeles just. So ticked off, she starts off ticked off, she finishes ticked off. But I love to that. She just keeps going back to and none of them are on the theme of the Nutcracker Christmas. On Nutcracker Christmas, I don't know if you've ever tried to coordinate a party with someone who's very, very big on theme. Have you. In your real life. I. Met you Jenna. Well. That's what I was. Say We feel like. Maybe you've done that when we've planned a party, I? Think there are two types of people who play parties. There's people who are just like, Oh, we'll just throw it together, which was kind of me. I'm just like, yeah, whatever let's just I'll grab whatever sacks we have, and we'll just invite people. But then there's the people that are like I. Need a theme and we're all GonNa, stick to the name, and here's the theme, and if you waiver from the theme I Well Bay passed off. And Jabil. Anything Angela is I think you would throw the Margarita Karaoke party. You would throw the party with just all the random most funds stuff. Yes. In you would throw the nutcracker themed party and there'd be nut crackers everywhere. Yeah. Nutcracker cookies. Cake. There would be. I don't know maybe a handout on the history of the nutcracker. Perhaps I don't know. We'd have the nutcracker playing on television the beltway. You know what I'm saying. Yes. We'll. Now we go into Michael's office and he is wallowing. He's listening to a clip of Goodbye, my lover. He hasn't purchased at though just listening to the free part on repeat. And Dwight enters and he's like we're getting rid of everything that reminds you of Carol. We're getting rid of all of it. Do I to set classic Dwight. Thing though of while someone else's may be hurting or trying to forget about something. He thinks he's helping, but he's just like, wow, carol was a really good realtor. Oh look what you did with this mold. She's like going through her condo like contract and like praising her she's smart. Yeah. Well, PAM is over at reception and she sees Karen. Now she has a talking head where she says I've been a little cold to Karen for no reason, she's. She's never done anything to me, and then we see PAM walk over to Karen's desk and kind of apologized and say, Hey, I'm really sorry that meeting was like that that Angela was mean and now I guess Pam and Karen are going to bond and and if you look at the shot of Jim's face, it's so good he's like what is happening? Yeah. Well, listen I mean I feel like Jim set a clear boundary at the beginning of the episode he's like Hey. Listen. Things are different. Now, I'M NOT GONNA get into it with you and I. Think this is a little bit of Pam taking him at his word and being like, okay. Well, you know what I'm going to step up and I'm gonNA treat this person the way I would treat them. If I didn't have a past with Jim Right if this woman came into the office, this is how I would behave and that's how I'm going to behave. Yeah. I think PAM is trying to be a grownup to. Well. Now, the war has begun I mean Angela. Of course, as you know being crappy Phyllis, they're hanging up their signs, who's like, this should have been hung two days ago, and then who just comes in and hangs up there sign over my sign? Yeah. Our Party also starts fifteen minutes before yours and our poster more brightly Colored Shady. Kelly says, this looks fun and then Kevin Walks over in Angeles getting ticked off. So she rips your signed down. I know embiid. Karen rips down. Nutcracker. Christmas sign. I know it is on and there is a deleted scene. So right after I rip that poster down, my character goes over to toby and is like you have got to cancel their party. We can't have two parties. This isn't like sanctioned. They don't have a budget and on and on and on, and she's just reading him the riot act and toby says, they can throw their party. It's a free. country. AM. I character slaps him across the face. What he this? Tumor like out that really hurt, and then I say I'm trying to wake you up. Wake Up. There should only be one party. and. Then toby's like that really hurt and you can't. Touch people, you can't hit people and I'm going to write you up. Wow and then I say toby, you know what Michael was. Right? You are pathetic. Wow I know. Well, so you know Angela what you didn't see in deleted scenes is that she goes to toby for help and he's no help. So now back in the real scenes, she goes to Dwight, but there would have been a progression. She was mad, she went to toby. He didn't help her now. She goes to Dwight. Yes. As number three, how can he help her? He. Walks over to reception where Pam and Karen or on Pam's computer, and he says, I am dismantling your party. I'm dismantling your committee and I'm canceling your party. As ranking number three. But then Jim walks up as ranking number two and he assembles a one-man committee to determine the validity of the party planning committees who I have to tell you. This is the the actual name of his committee ready I love how many committees are. So there's the party planning committee. There's a committee to plan parties. Now, Jim is the sole member of the committee to determine the validity of the two committees. That I love that engine. What does he decide? He decides in favor of Karen and Pam he says they're committee to plan parties can stand. Dwight asks if he could please become a member of the committee to determine the validity of the two committees. And Jim says permission denied. There you go. So now. Michael is still moping in his office and Andy invites him to lunch at Benihana to cheer them up. And then my goal invites, Jim, Ryan and Dwight. But Ryan has the delicious list of excuses as he cannot go. He rattled them all off in a row. He says, I'm not feeling well, I've got a ton of work to do MSG allergy peanut allergy state there last night. Gems like, wow, thanks for taking all of the excuses, and then Ryan goes doctor appointment car trouble planner wards granddad fought in World War Two. He's got like a ton of 'em. He keeps them on his phone. He's like I keep him on my phone. You have to like stay sharp Jim. Yeah. Step it up, Jim Welcome back. We had a fan catch from Casey Hilton. Who wants us to know that there is no Benny, Hana's. Or. Even near Scranton. I looked that up. They have one in Pittsburgh which is a four and a half hour drive and one in Plymouth meeting, which is a one hour and forty five minute drives. We didn't even try we just. We're like, okay, clearly, there's not one there. We're just we're just going to write it in any way. So they're getting their table at any Hana, and you guys know how it is. You all sit around like the stove. Top right. Yeah and and so. Michael on Andy's sit together and gem, and then there's a seat next to gym. But a couple scooters in there before Dwight can get in there because dwight and Andy were like wrestling for the seat next to Michael, and now there's a couple there and you guys that have watched the podcast before you will know, Stephen, socks, are stand in is the man in the couple. He got to be in the scene and I just love that. Will you know on IMDB? He is credited as playing the role of Justin Spitzer. The name that they gave to the character sitting at the table is our writers name Justin Spitzer played by our stand in Stephen Saux. I love that. Here's the thing. Now, Dwight's on the other end of the table and he's going to have to shout throughout the rest of the time. There have been Yana. Yes. To keep shouting and he's really annoying this couple in between and China. I was just like I know it's for comedy's sake. But you know that couple would have been like do you to trade seats. So you're the same thing I thought the same thing what they want this guy shouting over them through the whole meal. But. You know what? Maybe they had already started to get their food or something, and it just felt like a huge headache I don't know. But they faced. Hey, they're like, no, we want to be in the center of the table. We WanNa see the chef most clearly I don't know what their motivation was for not letting the sky sit with his group, but so Michael is still being moby even though there at any Hana, you know he wants to call. Carol and Andy's like Let's start ordering drinks starts ordering this weird eggnog sake concoction. It sounds disgusting. We had a fan question from, Dan? Solomon, who wanted to know was that a real drank or was it invented by the writers? It's a made up drink. This is not a real drink. Angela someone on cracked dot com didn't article where they made all kinds of fake cocktails from different TV shows like they made cocktails from thirty rock and parks and REC. And they did a review of this drink. Just to remind you it is one part. EGGNOG, and three part sake. So so gross. All right. Here's what they had to say quote. It looks like so many different disgusting things and none of them are anything. I WOULD WANNA put in my mouth. You can actually hear the Eggnog curdling in glass gross. Then they said it's not the worst thing I've ever had, but it is far from the best. The real problem lies in the after taste. Both of these drinks have a tendency to linger on the breath by themselves and neither is very pleasant when mixed together, they make your mouth tastes like toes. I. Wish I could say something nice about this drink. But every time I attempted I suddenly forget all the good in my life, Oh my God. What what I WANNA know now is, what were those guys actually drinking on the set where they drinking water mixed with? Eggnog, were they just drinking eggnog? I. Don't know I. Don't like Eggnog. So I'm not a big person. I liked it as a kid. But as an adult, it's just it's very thick. It's like drinking a desert. But so sweet. Yeah. Should go back because I need to talk to you a little bit about the scene with. Roy. So Roy comes in is looking cute. He clearly just wants to talk to Pam. He's asking her about her gift wrapping techniques, and she says, she only uses three pieces of tape. Are you crazy? Yeah. Well Angela Adrian. Thorne. Sydney Layton and Lisa Schroeder and Kelly Lubert. wrote in to say how on earth? Can you wrap a gift with only three pieces of tape? How? Yeah. They are all saying there must be at least four. Why is Pam giving such bad advice here. Guys. It can be done. You can wrap a gift with three pieces of Tape I. Can't do it. I use more than three pieces of tape when I rap a gift. But because Pam says this in this episode, every Christmas when i Jennifer give a gift and I use more than three pieces of tape, people comment on it. Oh No, do they really? Yes. Yes. They're like us more than three pieces of. Tape. Bay and I'm like, I. I am not paying. I can't wrap your apparently. Pam? Can you can watch a ton of youtube videos on how exactly Pam does it many people have made videos on how to rap a gift with only three pieces of tape? So it can be done. But hold up. Lady. Yeah people commenting on your tape. That's got to in your family. 'cause who you're giving at Christmas, you're like with your family. So you've got like some ant. That's like, Oh, you use more than three days. Yeah. Yeah. I get grief I. Get grief from my family and some friends for not being your character. Yeah I, mean, that's the tricky thing about having a character that you played for a long time who makes grand declarations against superimposed onto me. But you know. Do you know what? I get almost every single year from a family member? I at least one gift that has a hat on it. Yeah. I, Li-. Martin likes cats. I like cats, I. Don't need a gift every year with a cat on it guys from my own. My favorite is more than once more than once I have gotten a cat calendar. And there's usually a photo of a cat. Hanging for dear life from a tree in, it says, hang in there. Yeah I've gotten that calendar more than. No. Okay, wait wait wait. We have to get back to the scene because they're flirting and then Karen sees the flirt sees Roy in his like he's cute. You should date him and then Pam does not say a word. She doesn't up and she just says, maybe well, I feel like Pam can't tell Karen that she used to be with Roy without it. Opening up a lot of questions that might lead her to having to tell her things that she knows Jim hasn't told her I, agree, well, lady. I think we should pause are breakdown for this episode for a moment, because this is kind of the halfway mark, and we thought that this would be a good place to play our interview with Jensen Lada Yeah I. Think it would be great to hear from the writer of this episode. Before we dig any deeper, all right Sam were you play the interview with Jen? Hi. Jen Salata. Gorgeous you look literally looks like time stops by last night. I love you. You Stop It. So excited. My favorite guests are when we have writers on because you guys have this perspective that is totally different from the actors and I could just listen to you guys talk for ever. That's my favorite side of the story that. Phil Shea having to make all the weird prop. Never about Phil. Shays constantly when if I had to come in on like a Saturday or Sunday because I need to do a little work or I forgot something at the office, he was always there who always they're making a crop life, he just never stopped working. Chicken Brilliant? Yet my my memory of him him running. He was always like like a cry. Has Things in his hand, and it'd be like, Hey, be like, hey, just got attached. This had to the Squirrel. Like what? What made me laugh when you told me I forgot that he presented everything on a tray and the bird. Laugh. So hard because I'm sure that I can imagine that I can picture that. I wanted to tell you the when I was listening to the birds stories that you guys were telling from your. But I googled it and I found out that article about why we're seeing dead birds and birds of struggling. Now because of quarantine, it was been most interesting article said that we are just around and we're noticing nature more and were more aware because we're not like in our offices all day long. So that unfortunately this is a time where bird struggle, but we don't usually see. I. Don't know if that's like, yeah, your boo or somewhere in between by. Big. Bird. Baby Boom season this time of the year and a big part of because I, looked it up too. Big. Of, a, Bird's life cycle is that between the nest and being a full adult bird, they actually nest on the ground. So they the parents kind of kick them out of the tree and they nest. or on the ground for a couple of days and their parents, visit them. But it's sort of like that's like they're going to college phase. You know they're out of the S, but the parents are still kind of like sending money from time to time, and so in that little period, like eighty percent of birds die because they are you know peril meets them. Maybe it's you know. A raccoon or A. Care or something squirrel yet. This is the part of their life that where they meet the most doom. Oh, this is sad i. read that somebody. Rescued another person like a bird fell into a pool, but they rescued it. So it's like there may be more rescues happening because we're more. Aware and vigilant. Cut. Next year and article that says a rise in birds due to, people. Intervening. Has Now bled us of all of the nats and it turns out. Nats were necessary. I know this has been out, Christmas. I'm sure he will deal with this. But like I do remember reading articles that people's lives were saved because of staying alive in the safety training is Tiki Chinese in the episode chess the. Staffer. Relief your because I remember I wrote that I wrote that and I remember having to make sure I met wanting to make sure it was correcting anybody watched the show in actually use it. But then I started to hear news reports that people will remember from the office and are saving people's lives from that. I've read those same articles. Crazy. You, you're saving lives, Jones. Lotto. Jan We always like to ask people when they come on the podcast, they got their job on office. I was on the show Malcolm in the middle which. I really enjoy that show, but I every every morning at the at the office aired, I would home in just talk about the office forever. Like. Let's get to work on store is now it's like, yeah, I. Sure. Did you see on diversity day? So I, was a big Fan. And I actually wrote a short story about a woman falls in love with the middle of a man. She works in quality control and a button factory, and she sees the middle of people walking by all day long, and she puts all her hopes and dreams in the middle of this man and. That is really it. It was crazy. I had never really short story before I wrote. It took me forever to write. It does I. Took me forever to sit down and figure out what I had to say if any of anything to say it. Anyway I wrote it and then Susanne Daniels I found out that they have aisles of scripts. The Daniels House has piles of scripts to the point where the kids have told me that they almost forget that they're scripts, they think of them as furniture with a coffee table. Somewhere to put their legs up and Susanne Daniels. I guess grabbed my short story. You probably stater than the rest of. US on the dial and responded to it. gave its brag in that. I, met him at a coffee bean had a meeting right before he's about to go to up front for season two and. Just. Probably. Bagged on the show is really excited. Loved him loved meeting him and that's how it happens. Oh my gosh, that is such. A fantastic story. Woke Geno. We have a question for you about you know. Obviously, we're talking Benny Hana Christmas today. What was the inspiration for this episode? Do you remember how it came about how you came to be the person to ride it? Like sort of the the beginning of what was been Hana initial idea was Michael goes up and? I can almost see myself sleeping out of a chair at that moment. When I came from the room saying this, I, need to have this episode because I just felt like. Taking Michael through a break up is just like having how fourteen year old boy deal with break-up. He just kind of just the riding those babies for the first time has yet been close to a person to have you know to a romantic partner to have those waves even really came to the point where he's lying on the floor. So I put in a little bit of fourteen year old boy in a little bit of me. listening to James Flawed Goodbye. My lover breakup that. There was a smart show, the two of US Myburgh Michael Staff, and when I ended up leaving the office, which is devastating difficult to to do, but I ended up telling. Steve that I was leaving and his never forget his comments made. He said, I. Think this is going to be really difficult for your and I said. Yeah, definitely. But he's like. You work a lot of your own stuff out through my character. Game that people play. In the office and I'm like, you can't be. Angela. I'm Mike. By A fifty. Steve was aware when it was a Jensen lava script. Oh well, we're going to work out submission this week. Spin. So I I think that for the break-up I put myself as being of delayed that area and experiencing a break. I. I bring the boyfriend was late. You know weddings. He's experiencing that and then also just having, you know thinking of young a younger boy going through it and just let I wanted it so badly. So I think probably just wrestled someone to the ground. For. When God well Jen, I would love to talk to you about the party planning committee versus the Committee to plan parties. What the Hell you're saying on a previous podcast Jennifer Bat I really am drawn to Angela writing for Angela and there was ten thing starting to think about why that was. Being, really intimate. So funny in it's just funder Atrios, but I was thinking I can't stay on sometimes rules and bureaucracy and all that stuff and I feel like your character represented. So many of those lines and things you can't do and limits. So somehow it was Cathartic for me to go deep in there and Mike have you push those lines with people, comedy writers oftentimes to push, against authority and rules, and so you were you represented that. So I just kind of love to give you that. So then what do you do to your character threatening her with the arrival hardy and? Up The stakes rival a planning committee up stakes. Have you kind of lose it? When you run out to try to get the permission from Dwight that the Party needs to. Starting now, it's just like the intensity with which you're clinging to the fact that you need to maintain the balance of your structure is like I just just delayed in that. I. Remember that scene I remember actually talking to you about the dialogue and you and Herald and and I guess the first take I did it maybe, I, didn't have that urgency like an and you guys like pulled me aside and you're like, no, like like things like the buildings on fire like I have to. You know not kind of like steaks and engine. While we're talking about this, I had a line where I said to Maribeth as she's deciding which party to go to. I say meredith. Like if you go to that party, you're going to be very, very sorry. And then meredith is like, is that a threat and I go? No, it's an invitation. I don't think I really got the joke on the first time I. Read It, and you're like Ange we you like maybe when you say it's an invitation switch gears to like a smile and I remember it changed the whole scene like I. Love that moment that moment reminds me of in horror movies when the deranged ex boyfriend is like living. And then then there's silence and he's like. Monica. And you're like Whoa? That is super creepy meal. That's scarier than the banging on the door. So that's when I watched that scene. Angela, it's an invitation was like super unnerving was like what just happened? That was a note that was a note for. Her. Brain. By. Navy. What what did there's an alternate reality where the offices of horror and Angela. There are moments spur standing by the copy and just jump. I feel like there's something where you get to see. Angeles struggle of her real feelings in the episode because they neak out all over the place, but then the pop back to this work, this is an office we professional. So there's like, Hey, we get to see that. Moment. Where you? Where the threat comes out, and then you know this, this officer Corps of here, I am smokes I gave so creepy because we just saw what you really are. What part of you is our. Yeah. I love the storyline too because it serves that whole purpose and then it also serves the purpose of putting Pam and Karen together and freaking Jim out. So that's why I it's so rich with storyline. It should we over to Benihana because Jen, we were not there that day. that. You shot in the restaurant and there are so many delicious scenes. Delicious I feel like that was a really good use of, is that like a metaphor because Benny serves food I don't know. Well. I, think that the idea of Ben Hana might have come up because it always cheer me up when I was a kid fight sick or not good grade, go to bed. And I remember they used to like. Fling? Shrimp in your mouth I. Heard that when research this episode that they stopped doing that I? Think that they were worried about it being dangerous and so flinging hot shrimp across restaurant. Jen I. Love to know like how many Hana was like part of your childhood memory because. Our youngest son when he turned eight, one thing he wanted to do was go ben Hana. Well, it was like our eight year old's birthday dinner show. I remember her. So there was a scene where Dwight talks about the nice that the chef is using. How met your bums that you want this other knife, the shock saying, no, no, the scientists better white. You don't know what the best knife is. And kind of put this together when I was rewatching the episode. But when we were there, there was a problem making the onion volcano. That was sort of the biggest holdup of the day. The couldn't make the onion volcano and then they brought in another shaft to make the onion volcano. We couldn't get an onion volcano off the ground it was, and I think we had one of the more celebrated onion volcano shafts there and what immediately happened to me, even though I wrote the scene with way talking about nine is I was like well, maybe the the is the Auburn hot enough. Are you sure that the right positioning of? Now are in Bulk Gino's I, don't know onion volcanoes. Turn this, and so all of us were sitting around giving notes to a person who was already. Difficult time making the onion volcano trying to get health. How can you help this? So secret little fun fact, the steam from the onion was added in. Because we never. Never, erupted on the day. There was I think a flattering of smoke that came out after I wanNA say hours trying to get this off the ground and I was Dean Holland was at a new episode. WHO's like? Here's what we're going to do. We're got ads, we're GONNA, add some smoke to the onion. We can do this and I. I can just imagine Mike. Jen crying at that moment release. The the onion sputtering. It would not lift up heartbroken, Michael and you know we needed we needed. To do it Spurs? Yes. Yes. Oh my gosh. I, love that story so much. So, Jen. Now, we WANNA talk about the story line with the Benny Honner waitresses and how Michael can't tell them apart and I know we traded emails about this. Even though we're Michael, you should know better. What you're doing is wrong, is it even right to put that story line out there? Can you share your reaction to rewatching it? You know it's a conflicted about the whole elector. Is this like Archie bunker. Michael. Scott David. Bryant thing that we would make a joke that this is clearly inappropriate, but some of that stuff is. Is, just not appropriate. Even if it's being made fun of in some is and I don't know where the line is, what is what is offensive? What is going to hurt somebody? What is making fun of character? Does this sentence? Is that even okay, where's the line for that? We're constantly growing in Gen have to understand you know even if our intention was to do something to show how ridiculous is behavior is that the time? How does that were trail come across in his bad affecting people and just taking it all in. Just. Trying to educate myself as much as I can about how what we put out there affects people. Yeah, absolutely. I, I feel like. As a creative community, we need to learn and reevaluate how we tell stories. Yeah. And and like you said, Jen how those? Stories, affect people yeah yeah. All, right, Jen, well, before you go, can we ask you just a couple of quick little questions about this episode? Okay, first of all everyone wants to know. Is there a significance to Jim and Karen bokram giving one another a copy of bridget. Jones diary. Is there a story there? I as far as I remember, it was that they sought together. I don't think they were fans of it, and they kind of gave it to each other as sort of a joke guest I. Remember we were talking about. They wouldn't be giving each other a really significant. Yes. Right. At this point, it's not like a really big guest, but at the same time, it should be against that Hammas watching will feel like Oh God, they're on the same wavelength. So it was like you don't want. Him, to, give her jewelry. But at the same time, you don't want to different gifts where it's just you know a for just the efficiency of script where they have to be explained. Why does this mean something? Why is this means something? So it was a quick way to sort of say, they're on a similar wave light, but it's not a real serious gift. There is a debate between. Mindy and Mike. About. That movie because Mindy Talk About her classic comedy movies, and this is more about her age. She would say Jones is like classic comedy and Mike would probably talk I can't remember the examples the apartment just sure right. So. Mindy, got Mike A Bridge. Jones diary poster signed it and Mike Hung it on his wall. So I think the fact that it was a bit of a joke between Mindy ended up getting the specific that we use wasn't just. To, fun movie. super-popular. And great speak, Angela to ask about Karaoke I. Did I wanted to ask you jen how you guys decided on the songs that each character would sing Kevin. Sings. You ought to know by Alanis, Morissette Michael and Andy Sing. Your body is a wonderland John. Mayer Kelly sings we belong, which is Hilarious by Pat, Tar Creek things, his own songs spin an real in, and then of course, dwight seems lady by sticks. Yes. So aren't I remember we belong definitely me. I came up with because I soon as I like I, would start seeing that in the show. That as me, that is where me at. The Kelly. Actor. Collide However, I am ninety, nine percent. Sure. It was mindy. That said we belong together Ryan. But I did not have had. Just matter singing is genius. It makes the moment. It's so good. I just looked up I had in my writers first draft heaven, singing. One second please Mo Money Mo problems by notorious. Instead of So somehow during the rewrite process, it became you ought to know which is just fantastic where he just goes to the end. I watched that scene and I notice I don't know if it's Jim or John. Where you see him. So laugh as game on. Brian. Feels like he's breaking. I agree. And a tiny code and everything. He's clearly breaking. You can see his cheeks bulging, and that's why he does that turn around. He's like. On Kevin because John is breaking. That's amazing at. Do you remember we wanted one zone songs? We just thought that was incredible like just what a cool opportunity. How often do we have that make dude was in a band. He was in a band. He's phenomenal. I was GONNA. Say One thing that's in another song thing. But not here, I wrote a joke where Michael Says I got two tickets to Paradise. He says, pack your bags. We leave the day after tomorrow and at the sound mix I found out from catch. That was a sixty thousand dollar. I was like it's fine joke. None of my jobs I've ever been sixty thousand dollars joke, but I remember not. So long after that, we had some music budget pulled away from us and I can't help. But think I mean I was sitting at the mix. I had no idea that because you sang that song that song had to be cleared and that Joe was sixty thousand dollars. Gents Lada your such a delight. I just enjoy you so much, and we just want you to come back as many times as you will please. I mean. It's so much fun. It's so much fun. All Right, Jim Thank you so much. Thank you so much John. What does twenty twenty mean for small businesses? It means you have to do more with less. Suddenly. Every single higher is critical, but there are fewer resources to find the right people. Indeed. 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We are at the table and Dwight is decided that he knows more about nine lives, then the Benzon chef. Yeah. He's sort of like who is that an curie and the chef is like, no, it's a SOBA. And Dwight's like, Oh, I. Bet you. Wish you had an curie. and. The chefs like actually this is better for large quantities. Yeah. And whites like I'm not sure and then I. I wrote down a restaurant. Lady Sas. Moment so much and actresses name as anti-psychotic, and she says, I think he would know, and then things they look at each other. They like glared each other. But I, loved the way she delivered that line also, WanNa. Give a shout out to the chef and the scene who I believe was a real Benihana chef. That's what can't told us. I also noticed this is his only credit on IMDB. He also really knew what he was doing and his name is chatree. You'll visit sack at job schooling Dwight chatree. Exactly. Well, there's a deleted scene that happens right here. Jenna and it's so good Michael. sneaks off to call Carol and he asks her what he did wrong and he's on the phone for a long time, and then he says, well, alright, could you tell me something that I did right and then she hangs up? Oh No. Oh That's crushing, but just watching Steve is Michael Play the moment where he's listening to her rant and he's like, okay, we'll did I. DO anything right. Is it was really funny after that phone call is that when he would go back to the table and then Andy's trying to cheer them up. Yes. Exactly. Than Andy's like, let's get around to drinks going you know and he tells them about this smoking volcano onion that's gonna come so that he comes back from the call. Really dejected. and this is what we talked about in the interview. With Jen, about the the steam from the onion I tracked it. It's twenty one minutes, forty, four seconds. If you want to see a real good shot of some fake onion steam, I tried it to look. At my time code everything I got really excited. Okay. Where are we? Oh, well, we're back. We're back at Scranton and PAM and Karen have announced that their party is starting, and this is when Angela starts to spiral out and she's like I very aboard. and. She's trying to like make sure her party starts before. There's yes and then this is when Angela calls. Dwight, and she announces that her party is started early and it's also here. I tracked this Angela because we talked about this with John as well at twenty minutes. Fifty seconds. This is that scene. Where you say it's an invitation. Yeah. It's not as air. It's an invitation. That's that's when you see how Angela Martin would be in a horror movie. Well, also in the scene, we didn't talk about with John at Twenty three minutes, twenty seconds. There is a really good shot of my grey tights that I'm wearing instead of pantyhose. That's all that's all we'll generate i. have something that I got really excited about. This is a great background catch for my folks that loved the background like I do. I, I mean I froze. It took a picture of it. I'm very excited at twenty three minutes. Ten seconds in the deep background. Andy. Screen and accounting looks like. Someone was surfing the Internet zoom in. So. Then at twenty, three minutes, twenty, eight seconds, there is a picture of a cat with a cowboy hat screensaver on Andy's computer I want to say Angela. This same thing happens in the cold open. When Dwight comes in with the Goose I am surfing the Internet and then the next shot. When you see me at my desk I have changed it to a screen saver. We were really surfing the Internet in this episode clearly. What we were just like they're like, you know paying our bills and shopping. So now Angela has announced that her party is starting to. You know who the very first person to go to the other party is Stanley he stands there for a long time and looks back and forth, and then picks Karen and Pam's Party and gives look to camera. Is this Stanley's I like direct look to camera. Yes I. Think it is. Yeah. I. Think it is. I also WANNA say Stanley. What were you mulling over? I mean what took so long? There was there was a chance you were ever going to go to Angeles Party. A lot of suspense. Well, he might have to put up with Phyllis. You know, 'cause you know Phyllis is going to my party. So maybe Maybe. It was more layered of decision. All right. So here's a breakdown of who goes to Karen and PAM's Party. You Have Stanley, and you have Kelly and Ryan and Meredith, and then later we see that Darryl and Roy in creed or all there as well. The only people that go to Angeles Party are Hanna who's way really starkey. She's so snarky and Kevin and Phyllis Yeah. Seven is going to leave your party and come to my party. I know I know we'll get to it. Something I want to point out to everyone is that. There is this huge pam? Karen Angeles, Stare Off, right? Yeah. Yeah. It is for nine seconds. That's nine seconds of dead air, time. It starts at twenty four minutes, thirty seconds. It goes to twenty four minutes, thirty nine seconds and I don't know why. But I wrote that's longer than you have to stay on a ball and professional bull riding. You get eight seconds to stay honorable. We stared at each other longer than you have to stay on a bowl and professional bull riding will Angela I. Loved you tracked are stare in bull writing seconds I. think that should be a new standard on our show here. Welcome. You're walk. Is it longer or shorter than Abo- ride. Well. Angela this leads me into your talking head. It's so wonderful. You explain that you don't back down. It's a source of pride, and in fact, you have not talked to your sister in sixteen years because of an argument that you guys got into. Your that good. You don't even remember what the argument was about young. She's really proud of it. She's proud that she hasn't spoken to her sister doesn't even know why anymore, but she's not making that phone call. Where we had a fan question Okay Hannah AMAC. Lindsey Name Allie Burke Veronica Ramirez and Jessie Clark all said. He Angeles says that her sister was her best friend, but they haven't spoken for sixteen years. But then later her sister Rachel appears at the end of the series and her bridal shower were Angela describes them as being very close. Is this the same sister? Okay. I don't know what you have to say about Angela. But I have some facts about it. What is your answer? I want to hear your facts? I looked it up in the show Bible. In, here's what it said. Season five episode thirteen, it is revealed that Angela has several sisters. So later at the wedding were referring to one of her sisters Rachel although in the wedding, it sort of implies that you only have one sister again. So it is a little ambiguous. What's your story here, Ange? I always assumed that I had several siblings. You know I had that line in the Martin family. We say looks like someone took the slow train to Philly. I just assumed there was more than just me and my parents you know. Yeah. So I assumed I had more siblings and That the sibling. My wedding was not the one that I haven't spoken to a homeless. She reached out to me I'm still not talking to her well. You made that clear in your talking head? Yes. That's for sure. All, right. So should we go back to Benny, Hana now Michael is getting wasted and he is GonNa Steal some steak from strangers plate because he claims it's family style and Jim was like, no, it's not Jenna. This brings me to I. Think we need to start tracking some drinks? Okay. If if how could we do this podcast without you tracking drinks? It's your favorite thing truly like my purpose in life is to track these ridiculous things. So I'm going to take us back for a moment, but at nineteen minutes, forty seconds, that's when Andy Orders the first round, right? Okay. Michael's come back from this phone call that we didn't know about. And now Andy Orders the first round, Andy, Michael Dwight. All these cocktails jim gets what looks like to be like a Coca Cola, some kind like a brown looking soda for my own peace of mind I'M GONNA make Jim they're designated driver go on Oh. He one hundred percent is okay and then at twenty one minutes twenty, five seconds, you see Michael like downing his he's like slamming it back then at twenty one minutes thirty, one seconds, Cindy is giving them a second round. Now she just gives it to Andy and Michael, I don't know about Dwight. But at twenty, five minutes, eight seconds, there's two more drinks in front of Michael Andy. So why am I tracking? I think they've had at least three. Okay. So now we have the same with the waitress where Andy is asking the waitress to close your eyes and imagine her dream house. And then describe it to him. And Dwight can't hear any of this. So he asks Jim to explain what's happening. Jim Says, oh, she's trying to describe how to butcher a dead goose, but she can't figure it out. So then Dwight Chimes in ends up being very creepy and random, and can I just say I was in food service guys stopping purview. Weird. Yeah. Just be cordial cordial I mean when they asked her to close her eyes like. Did, you see how many tables she had. She's so busy. She's probably in the weeds getting everything out all these tables. She doesn't have time to like humor. Some guy who wants to flirt. You're at a restaurant with chefs doing. Flute Show for you. That's your entertainment. Leave your waitress alone in general. Leave your waitresses alone. Come on everybody Oh. But before we move on from this table scene, I wanNA give a shout out to the guest actress who plays the woman at the table. Yes. anti-psychotic. WHO GIVES DWIGHT? Sas. Yes, guys. She's amazing. I. Feel like she's only got the one line to Dwight but her expressions. And all of her reactions during the scene are so great and she is a company member at the groundlings. She's had recurring roles on Silicon Valley in two broke girls and. I did a deep dive on her IMDB and I found this little interesting bit of. Trivia. Angela. What. She was on curb your enthusiasm where she played quote Unquote Buffet Woman. And then she was on Cougar town playing female chef I. Just thought it was interesting that she's had three guest roles involving food. I'm also really envious that she got to play buffet woman because. The role of my dreams. Yes. Exactly. All right. We're back now at the party's Angeles is not going. Well, it's pretty boring. Phyllis is like desperate to get out of this party. She really is one of my favorite things in this whole effort. Her yearning to be the other party is so brilliant. Phyllis is so brilliant and there's a deleted scene. That's great that really would have amplified this. She pours herself. A drink and it's like ginger. Ale and she says Oh, not a lot of phys in this and she soon maker way to the door, and I'm like, no, no, no. I might should get some more Ginger Ale and I'm like, no, no, no, and I blocked her from leaving. I'll get it. You stay. That is amazing but her her reaction when she pours and she's like there's a lot of fence. It's like you see her plotting to get out of the conference room while I also quite enjoyed it in the scene. Hannah if you look at her in the background, she is like really examining the Napkins she is giving your Napkins Lake. The third degree. I'm sorry. She's not gonNA stick around longer. Well, we'll get to that in future episodes. Yes. All right. Well, Pam and Karen's party is a big hit. Accept, the Karaoke machine won't work because they don't have the right chord, but don't worry because Darryl is going to go get his keyboard, and then there's the scene that I absolutely love as Daryl walks past the conference room. He's like, Hey, when you're done with your meeting, there's a party in the break. But it's the way. Craig. Says because Craig is like, Hey, guys when you get done with your Meeting, it's like he doesn't quite know what? Do. You should come to the break room because we're having an actual party and I love it, and that's when at Twenty eight minutes, twenty, four seconds. Phyllis is standing in the doorway and she sort of gazing at the other party, and then Ryan comes to get his jacket. She's like, Oh, you called that'll help. Is it cold in there. You know what? That was an Improv that was it stopping? Yes. which part the final live it was scripted that Ryan would come and get his jacket. and that Phyllis just says something like how how is it in there and then he's like And that was the end of the scene and he walks away. So Phyllis being like. Maybe. That'll help is a cold in there. That was phyllis will her maybe that would help like about had me fall out of the chair. Her runner is just absolutely one of my favorites in this whole episode. So now, the guy's return from Benny Hana. And you have brought waitresses with them. So we covered a little bit of the Benihana Hana waitress storyline with Jen, but we did not really talk about this, and we got a lot of fan questions from Emma Bloom Kelsey K Kayla Bass Abby. Roll Tennis Elise Samantha London, and many others want to know why do the actresses playing the Benihana waitresses change when Michael and Andy Bring them back to the office? Is that supposed to feed into the ongoing joke that Michael Andi can't tell them apart. So No. The idea here was simply that Michael and Andy couldn't land the original waitresses that they'd been flirting with all night, and then they manage to get these two younger kind of more naive waitresses to come back with them to the office, and in the script, it says Michael and Andy Walk in not with Cindy and her hot friend. But with two other twenty to twenty, five year old. Asian. American waitresses. So the idea was that these two older sophisticated women would never go back to a party. But these two younger Gals College Age Gals? Would be like Oh. Yeah. Like free drinks. We'll go free heroes like they're more up for it. Yeah. Free Drinks and Michael's like I have a present for you. It's a bicycle. Yes and she's thrilled she's like I love it. Yeah. Well, either background catch at twenty nine minutes when they walk into the office. The girls have on a lot of makeup and then at twenty nine minutes, twelve seconds later, no makeup. What happened? Well, Angela. A lot of other people notice this as well. Sonia Maria proposal wrote in with theory. Oh sheaves. Thinks that they appear with makeup at first because that's how Michael perceives them to be because he's drunk and then they appear with no makeup because that's what they truly look like it's not the case Jen did a little. Little bit of a deep dive, and she actually found an interview that her and Greg did on an office panel about this exact thing, and she said, basically, it was a continuity error. Yeah, exactly. She was telling us that the first day that they worked, they put makeup on them. Then they watched the dailies and they were like. Well, wait that doesn't really track for who they are in the show as their characters, these younger college girls and. They shouldn't look that sophisticated. So the next time they worked they toned down, didn't have them have make up on. So it was a simple as that. They really wanted to drive home. This idea that these were college girls to kind of further emphasizes how ridiculous Michael's infatuation and belief that he's found. His true love is yeah, and Michael now starts going around the office and Introducing Nicky as his new girlfriend everyone is like girlfriend. Really. Well, they realized pretty quickly that Angeles Party is Super Lame, and as they leave, Nikki takes one of Angela's decorations and Angela is ticked off and she insults her with the Hello Kitty backpack line. It's just a horrible thing to say, and Michael Wants to get Nikki away from Angela as soon as possible. So he takes her to the really fun party. In the break room, we have Kevin Singing Karaoke. Yeah go to thirty one minutes, fourteen seconds and please. Watch. Ryan. It is the most animated I've ever seen him. He's like swaying back and forth singing like you. Know, he's like. So into it, I'm like what's Happening Ryan? Is He drunk to? Well, I did have a fan question from the scene. Okay. From the Laura who wants to know does Craig Robinson play the keyboard in real life? She. Yes. He does. He definitely does. He's phenomenal. Are you kidding? He's amazing and in those scenes on the show when Craig would get out the keyboard, it really did turn into a party like that was really fun to shoot Angela I'm sorry that you weren't in there, but we were having an amazing time and between takes Craig play and we would sing and Kate would sing show tunes and I mean, it was like it was exactly as much fun. As you would imagine, it would be I'm bummed I wasn't in that scene to be able. Able to hang out with you guys like that. But I cherish the time that we were all in the conference room, and if Craig for you know in the latter years, he was in the main office bullpen and he and Kate would start singing an ED. I have found a video on my phone, Oh my God, Jonah. It's us in the conference room and they just start making up a song and like Oh, and everyone is singing in. It's so great. I. Love It. Those are some of my favorite memories. I'll text you the video ladies, should we go back to your Super Sad party? No US. Angeles having a horrible day. But a big thing happens here, which is that y holds Angeles hand. I know it's like a very, very small moment. She's holding her boombox in her lap. And they hold hands. Well, this is when then Karen enters and announces that Dwight won the Raffle, which, of course is like a super passive aggressive thing to try to lure Dwight into the fun of their party and as Dwight is excitedly opening the gift Pam Kinda clocks Angela's sadness and pulls Karen aside and says, I. Feel Kinda bad for Angela holdup. Dwight, really not win the RAFFLE. No Lady, we just did that to try to lure him to our Party. This whole timing. When did he have time to enter the RAFFLE? You know, but this whole time I thought he won the RAFFLE. Alcohol. Full. I. Mean I always took it to be like. Another, like how we lured Kevin Away from your party. This is how we were going to lure dwight away by coming into your party and like. Trying to poach him Oh my God mean girls here. I am all naive thinking like way to go dwight. I. Mean I. Think he won the Raffle that was my take on. It was that it was a little bit of a mean girls moment. AM and Karen, part. But you get Karen to come around and now you guys try to make amends. We do, and by the way I mean we may be passive aggressively. Let Dwight win the Raffle, but you stole our power court and hit it in a plant. I know I was about to say you guys speak to ruffle and I'm shocked by that. How could you but I full on stole the cable in hidden a plant. Yes. You sabotaged our Karaoke machine. Okay. So now the parties have merged and the Karaoke machine has its cord. And we open with Andy and Michael. Singing. Your body is a wonderland. Michael is not sure which waitresses his girlfriend here. So he singing to both of them. We talked a little bit with Jen about all the different songs that people sing for Karaoke, but we did not touch on this one and I have some really good trivia about it. Let's hear it. So we reached out to John Mayer to ask him if we could use his song, your body is a wonderland and it was actually bj Novak. Who reached out to him because Bj knew him knows either Powell's he reached out to him and he was like, can we use this and at first John Mayer was like I don't think so. He told his friend not happening. He was like I don't think so and he actually wrote about this on his blog, he was like. One of my favorite shows on television office wanted to use my song. Your body is a wonderland in a scene for their Christmas episode. And he was like now, I'm not making apologies for my work, but it's safe to say, I. Don't get asked US wonderland for strongman competitions and documentaries about aircraft carriers. I usually get asked so that people can goof on it. So I initially turned down the request. But after thinking about it, I decided to go for it, but with one stipulation. Was it. He wrote. I WanNa Dundee. So, bj presented him with Dundee for tallest music. Dude. He is very tall. He's very tall, and then he agreed to let us use the song. We'll look I get it Andy and Michael or being total idiots in this episode, and so do you want your song? To be the song the to it. It's picks, right? Right. But he agreed Angela. We have a very fun story about John. Mayer we danced at walk hard premiere. Party with John Mayer, and you're very pregnant. Look. This is like true bff friendship because I did not feel like being an address are in any kind of fancy shoes, but this was a big premiere for you know. So excited to celebrate it, and then of course, because you and I have to. We had dance listen I. Left The after Party before ten PM with like I'm out. But I was going have one dance with my best friend at her big movie premiere. and. John. Mayer was on the dance floor and he was dancing with someone and I'll never forget he turned around and I'm sure he was really surprised to see a huge pregnant woman. Like directly behind him and he was like Oh my gosh. She goes you're so beautiful and then he touched my belly and he said blessings blessings. I will never forget it. My belly was blessed by John. Mayer and John Thank you from us for letting US use your song. Yeah. And he said, he still has his done day by the way. He still has it. He still have his Dundy. I of both of mine. I have both a my. So now we have the scene that were Michael is over with Roy and Kevin, and he's kind of trying to brag about his new girlfriend, but it's very clear that he doesn't know which one is. Nikki. Right Kevin Roy Royer. Like you know you should know Michael, you should now. This leads Michael to really spin out. He needs to figure out which woman is his girlfriend. So he goes into the kitchen and he does this whole elaborate bit where he's like, where's my girlfriend? Where is she? Is She in the refrigerator and it's this such this awkward moment where finally Nikki says Michael You know where I am I'm right here. So then when Michael Goes in for a hug. He takes a pen and he marks Nicky's arm because this is now he's going to be able to determine which one of these women is his girlfriend and Angela this moment really made me cringe. Yeah, it made me cringe to I. Don't think to storyline what have been written today. Yeah. I don't think so either. All right. Well, let's get back to the party. It's going really well, everyone's having a better time Karen. Jam, Exchange Bridget Jones Diary and gentleness a story about that. Yes. In Pam gives toby aerob- where she got it I. Don't know maybe it's her robe. That was a fan theory that pam gives toby her robe. I like that now, and that's when the waitresses decide to leave though she's like you know what this party kind of sucks, and we're GONNA take. Off. and Michael's like, no go. Don't go. She's like I'm going to go and that's when he invites her on a trip to Sandals Jamaica? It's all inclusive. He is determined to get someone go on this trip. That is the third person. In one day. He is asked to go. He asked Carol. He asked Pam, and now he's asked Nicky. The waitress. Yeah but she's like, no, I. Think I'm just GonNa take my bike and get out of there, get out of your lane. I. Really Love that she takes the Po- either too. She's like I have the spike at least. Yeah. So my goal is devastated and he's on the couch with gem and Michael is really mopey. He's like she was the one. She was my true love and she's gone and gems like you barely knew her, you knew her for three hours, not the one. She was a rebound and Michael's like. A rebound. And Jim's like, yeah, and he goes on to say. which don't get me wrong can be a great distraction. But when it's over, you're left thinking about the girl, you really like the one who broke your heart and Jim is I mean, we know who gyms talking about in a moment. He's talking about him and Pam and he's basically saying Karen's a rebound just like Nikki, was a rebound Yeah, but all Michael Here's is that he's had a rebound and he's he's super excited. Yeah. Jim We. Hear you. We. We hear you Jim. We hear you. You Love Pam. We hear you. Now Angela we need discuss little drummer boy. Okay. We had a fan question from Manda Jer vase. Hey spelled differently than ricky Jay but. She wants to know how was it decided that Dwight should hold the microphone for Angela? I found this choice really interesting because they don't WanNa look like they're dating. But this was kind of the first impression that they gave of interacting in a personal way in front of the entire office. Well. Here's here's my story I was terrified to sing the song in front of everyone. I do not like singing in front of people. I I. Just I'm not comfortable singing in front of people. It's kind of crazy to my whole family because I will do Improv. I'll do standup crazy sketch comedy. I'll be all these weird characters I have no fear ever getting up on stage. But if you want me to sing in front of people, it's like I shut down like my brain computers like I can't do it and there's been a few times in my career when I've had to do this and this was the first time and I was terrified. And I'll never forget I, went up to herald Ramos. Who you guys you know we've said he was just a teddy bear and I went up to him and I was like Here's the thing Harold I I can't do it. I can't do it. I I. Really just can't sing in front of people and I can't do it. Really, calmly, put his hand on my back and looked at me and said. But you will. Off. Doing. It I am doing it. But Angela, I looked in the script and this bit of Dwight holding the microphone is not in the script. So how did that happen I? Shared with rain? How scared I was. You know we did a her to where the microphone was on a stand. And standing holding my hands like in this very sort of like, I, don't know I'm I'm clutching hand and proper apron popper clutching my hands in front of my chest. This was an idea that jen had you know and so I'm standing like this because she was saying that she thought I should look like I'm in a very serious church choir stance or something you know. So K-. So I'm standing like that and you guys I was so nervous. I was. Digging my fingernails into the skin of my other hand. I had marks on my hands where I was just like. Like death gripping myself, and after the first take I showed rain my hands I was like I am so look what I'm doing. I'm so nervous. And Rain? You know listen. He just came through for me. You guys just came through for me. I was having a hard time even though I know the song of so nervous and everyone was looking at me. I was having a hard time staying on beat and. He dropped. He'd took the microphone improvised this. He took the microphone. He dropped to his knee, and to help me like find the song. He's just started. Going up a pump prepa bump for Papun. and. All of a sudden I wasn't alone. Rain was with me. I mean rain is six foot three. So when he's kneeling down, he's almost my height was like he was standing side by side with me, and then I could do it in. You see if you watch ever. So slightly, you see me smile I'm not smiling because Angela loves dwight and she's getting to sing a Christmas song. I am smiling because Angela Kinsey sees her friend Rainn Wilson. Come through for her well lady, I knew that story and I was there when it happens and when I watched this scene I, one hundred percent saw that this was a scene between Angela Kinsey and Rainn. Wilson? Yeah. The way he's supporting you and the way you're smiling at him. It is so wonderful, and then it translates into this moment between Dwight and Angela that just enriches that relationship. What a wonderful wonderful moment. It really is anyway. So rain. Thank you so much for coming through for me with your rump up a- comes and getting me through that seen now during all of this Angela. Oscar and Gil. Walk. Into the party. What and he's like too soon. What brilliant timing though I mean that was such a well written a moment here. He is making his return to work. You know he's bringing his boyfriend. That's it. Oscar is back right, and then he's Angela of all people singing little drummer boy and he just does a pivot. He's like, Nope, not happening. Also during this in the background, we see Roy. Give Pam, a Christmas gift, and we had some people right into ask what book did. Roy Get Pam for? Christmas. Was it a really thoughtful gift? This was asked by Juliet. Wilson, Donna. Miller. SEALY acquittal dimitre Lizzo Sarah Thorpe Sarah Fletcher, and Brooke Beagle. A lot of people want to know what the president was. You guys. It was an art book. It was a very thoughtful president, Roy winning me over. He wasn't the best boy fray on say, but he's really trying. He's you know invested in how to learn how to gift wrap and he's dressing nicer in. He's getting in shape and he is like I'm GonNa buy you a thoughtful gift and. I know. This was intentional. There was the part of the season where I thought Pam might be won over by Roy, and they weren't even sure in the writer's room, right? They hadn't decided. No. No I had this whole conversation with Greg where I was like Greg, wouldn't it be like a crazy? Crazy thing. If the real true love story is Pam and Roy like what if all this time? Jim Is just a device that leads pam to her real true. Love of Roy and Roy, completely rehabilitates himself, and that's the love story of the office. It would blow people's minds and Greg was kind of like, yeah, I hear what you're saying I. also think it's going to be Jim and Pam. But I was like I'm just saying if we really want to shock people, maybe it's Pam. Rossi well there. Any is like, yeah, I. Don't know there are people listening right now in our like. I said a jam Fan. There would have been boyfriends, Poi-. Fans. Ram Fan Ram fans well I ultimately I. do believe that it was always going to be Jim and Pam. But we we had blake him pause. We had a moment. I think partially because David Denman's performance. We were all a little bit falling in love with Roy Right now. Yeah. Yeah. He did a great job I. think it was such an excellent foil to see Roy, step it up, you know and. I think that needed to happen. I think Mindy. SORTA touched on that. When she was aghast that like they, we needed to see Roy like really make a go of it. Yeah. Well, I, WanNa say something. What's the with Jim. Jim Clocks. This through the window. And then all of a sudden, he's like, Hey, Pam I, WanNa do your CIA Joke Oh do you gem? You do. Interesting. Timing. Well that you're suddenly invested in the CIA, why couldn't he have just left? Well, enough alone. Will Pam was delighted? It literally saved the day for her. Yes she was thrilled and it's very fun. They decide that they're gonNA. Tell Dwight. That a helicopter will be picking him up. And he goes up to the roof. And then they play that final prank on him. and. Then he throws his phone off the roof. Amazing. WHY COME ON BUDDY? Will we can't and this episode without the major cliffhanger, which is that we spot Michael on the phone in his office inviting someone fourth person to Jamaica. And they say, yes, and the look on his face, he's like Oh. Okay. But who he has called, we don't know it will be revealed next week in back from vacation I. Remember at the table read for this. When he read that last line, there was such a buzz in the room. They're like Oh. We know who it is. We know you guys now and next week, we'll talk all about it. Well, that's it. We had Benny Honner Christmas. We had awesome guests. Thank you, Shida. Thank you, Jen, and thanks you guys for listening. Yeah, we'll see you next week. Bye. Thank you for listening to office, Ladies. Office, LADIES IS PRODUCED BY EAR won't Jenna Fischer Angela Kinsey. Our producer is cody. Fisher. Are Sound Engineer, Sam Keefer.

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The Biggest Freestyle Friday Fail of All Time

"Saint, tallest not the same thing I've seen it at the Fisher House. The Fisher House I know is a huge part of recovery for somebody like my husband for them to know that their family members are being taken care of that's a huge burden off of them so they can concentrate on their therapies. Just, having that assurance that no matter what as long as we were there for Anson, that someone would be there to take care of us. Took so much weight off our shoulders. How can you help go to fisherhouse dot? Org. The first song A. A two. It's time for me. Song. Let's get started for today on WBZ for Friday. Good Morning Janet. Good. Morning Steve Learning Dave how are you? I'm doing okay off with Shakira throwback whenever wherever on Katie wd Dave rind show on. Friday supposed to be a little bit nigh. Net really a little bit maybe baby. Girl Johnny going on this weekend. I thought it was GonNa be nice to you. Re looks like we're going to get rain this evening, and then tomorrow is going to be some rain but Sun Sundays is on is going to be nice. cheese one last night It was weird. See Football back on there was a few fans in the stands. So apparently, they let some people in the Vikings were playing at noon on Sunday. Are they playing hearers. They socially socially distant I don't even know letting anybody I don't. Yeah. Because like the chiefs I saw like the out. Outside. The stadium they had like every other spot in the parking lot. You could do, and then obviously I'm looking at the stands and it's like it's even further than six feet Oh. Yeah. Here's the Vikings are GonNa win the Super Bowl this year and I'm GonNa tell you why I know they are because. They can't win the Super Bowl they've never want to super bowl. They've been four times. Last time they went was probably before you were born nineteen seventy nine to last time. They ask Super Bowl they're going to win this year why? Why? Because it's the vikings curse that they would win during an asterisk year they would absolutely winter though whether that doesn't really count them the shortened season asterisk years that real season Aso I can promise you the Vikings are GonNa win the Super Bowl this year but people always then they won't win again ever. Oh Yeah. Then it'll be like. Well, we would super bowl beggar the twenty tweets he's Oh. Twenty twenty, the Cova seasons shorten that doesn't that doesn't count able to prepare and Tom Brady left the Patriots so that made it. Bunny put your money on the Vikings Super Bowl honest year. This weekend of day by the way, it's hard to believe if you lived through nine eleven nineteen years ago today was nine eleven and Jenny you were ten. Eleven thousand six grade missile yells class. Whatever We were in Math Class I. Think then we were combined with a couple other classes that had TV's in their rooms to be able to see what was going on and I specifically remember that I had a mental breakdown because I thought my dad was going to have to go to war. So I started crying in my really did I military? No. But I just assumed that this was like the start of another war and my dad was going to have to go to war. Crying and my girlfriend had to come come for me in the bathroom and then yeah, it was obviously a very sad day. If you lived through it, you definitely remember exactly where you were when you heard it and win that. When you realize 'cause you heard it a little pieces napper's like all plane hit. Well, that's weird. Well, then another plane hit well, that's two coincident I thought it was an accident at first for so long I have done like arguing it in my head I remember saying like now it was an accident it was some then you saw the second one and that's when one of my coworkers dam was like this isn't an Accident Anymore this is real will they thought it was like a small plane at first because it's like, oh, report of a plane hitting the the World Trade, center, and you can conceive of a situation where a small plane might get lost. The Pie has a stroke or whatever, and it hits the and then you realize Oh my God. A big plane and another big plane and so like I said, if you remember if you were lived through it, you remember all that day I had the day off that day because I was sick I'm never sick knock on wood and I had the day off that day and I woke up to basically pat. And Angie hosting the show they used to work here and PAT had somebody on from New, York who is watching both buildings burn while and I was like, God what is pat making some big deal out of it's probably not a big deal and then I turn on the TV it was like wow. So this is a big deal nineteen years ago today. And it's brought to you by Arthur's jewelers quick shout out shout out to Florencio that named his first day of Third Grade Love you sign also shout Gabriella for survivor I three weeks in Indian education. She speaks her truth and values communication. We're lucky to have her on the team l.. Cool. So that had cool Happy Birthday to you get a birthday today celebrities with birthdays today. Let me see anybody interesting with birthday today Moby is fifty five ludicrous is forty three to Raji is fifty that's cookie an empire and Harry connick junior he does wear a wig. Don't doubt me. You know these things day he does he's fifty three years old. All right. You know how? Like Arby's or Applebee's will give you a free meal a free APP ties your birthday. Yeah. So guys figured out how to scam that like year round and get a free meal like every day even though it's not as birthday you do that well, I mean just. Says it's my birthday. He basically signs up for every day of the year and says, it's his birthday. And he's even talking about it. I have a clip of him talking about it. Three hundred and sixty four fake birthdays to get free birthday food every day of the year. is also kind of terrible. Once upon a time, I made his fake email account that I still use I get free food or dessert from a restaurant every single day I mean this fake email and I found a list of a bunch of restaurants that offered birthday freeze put them all in here and I put my birthday on each website for a different day of the year. So I have three, hundred, sixty, five days of free food tomorrow I have a free meal from Benny Hana's. Really about the only person who is crazy enough to do this well, worth it. Do you really get a free Benny Hana's on your birthday? Yeah. I mean I never did I never hot on every birthday and I never get a free meal from Bidding Hana. Now I totally would. No I. Don't think we ever get a free meal. We've been to Benny, Benihana dozens of times. That is our goto place for celebrations, birthdays or anniversaries or whatever that is our go place and we've never gotten a free meal over there. Yeah. You need to look into their reward program. Then because I'm sure that they do it, I feel like a lot of places do do that but you have to sign up for email stuff in the no one wants to go through that problem that he's got a way round that he's got an email just your D- signing up for this stuff. Value keeps a spreadsheet keep all the different restaurants rights. Tomorrow's Wendy's I, get a Free Bacon eater over at Wendy's tomorrow. So that's cool. Coming up next on Dave's dirt. Okay. Football returned last night and a lot of people are curious about. Well, how do they handle the national anthem? I will tell you that is a little behind the scene, not really behind the scenes, but just let you know how they handle the national anthem. And also Tom Hanks's back in Australia what's he doing over there? We'll tell you about that Dave sturt it's next on one one point three Katie deep. Rachel from Crystal Minnesota and it's time for Dave's dirt on one zero one point three. K. D. WB by. Country Hearth bread. There's a couple of weird stories today number one is net flicks. I saw little something about this a couple of weeks ago. There's a movie on Netflix called cuties where eleven year old girls perform a sexually charged dance routine. It's meant to be shocking, but a lot of people think goes way too far. I just watched a tweet with her dance routine in a shot. Are, serious, and I guess it's meant to be. But Wow, supposed to be like I. Don't know if you heard anything about this journey, it's like a coming of age kind of like they're competing right? Well, it is. But it's also like trying to show how girls try to fit in what it is. So like it's about a girl who just moved to a different country and she's trying to. Rebel and then fit in would like these cool girls basically, but it takes it pretty far because I've seen that video to I. Think there was a lot of controversy though because it was supposed to be like a sundance film and the original poster just showed girls kind of dancing and having fun, and then the one that Netflix's bowed out was like girls in booty shorts and a crop top. It's crazy Okay. Last night twenty, twenty NFL season kicked off last night with chiefs host in Texas in front of about seventeen thousand fans. So they still get some people in there. But if you saw any of it, the fans looked like it was a very poorly attended lion game. But question isn't who was the chiefs thirty four to twenty but how everybody handle the national anthem? Here's what went down case. Miss It. They actually played two songs. I delete cheese performed lift every voice and sing, which is also known as the black national anthem that was followed by the Star spangled banner. The Texans chose to leave the field for both 'cause they didn't want to be seen as favouring one song over the other. Chiefs stayed on the field for both songs and a defensive end. Alex okafor knelt for the Star spangled banner and then somebody performed the anthem and Patriot her name's Chloe X. Halley. I don't know who that is performed the anthem and pay tribute to George Floyd and Brianna Taylor on their shirts and before kick-off both teams met in the middle of the field for a moment of unity I said earlier. This is the season. The Vikings are GonNa win the super. Bowl. The Vikings go all the way they're GonNa win the Super Bowl your logic of his it's just the Vikings luck to win during the year that does it really quite count during the asterisk shortened season. So we talking to be short does it is short unless they're gonNA can play all sixteen games are they? I mean they are starting kind of right on time. They didn't have any preseason games obviously. Okay They'll still find a way around because you know something's going to happen in this season. That's GonNa mess something up like a teams not gonna be able to play because something it's very possible Tom. Hanks's back in Queensland Australia where he and his wife Rita Wilson were quarantined with covid earlier this year he was over there shooting elvis movie where he plays Elvis's manager when they get infected, he will receive resume filming as soon as he finishes a two week quarantine director, Baas Lerman you've heard that name before I think he did that. Sunscreen, Song Twenty years ago we all sunscreen right? He also did what is the movie for Our Lady Marmalade? It's. Moulin Rouge. Lose He. He's really good He says, he hopes the film can be quote an example how creativity and productivity can provide proceed safely and responsibly in a way that protects team and the community at large who's a little dirt flashier from the twin cities your boy Dave Ryan signed up to take a masterclass a math class or classes right? Well, after says something different it was like an APP it's like the one where you like you know you get ads on facebook or whatever decide of her Martin has one Martin signed up but he had a comedy writing class signed up for it never started it. Yeah, how much is it like ninety box or something like that? Class or for all of them, well, I honestly don't know but I think when you sign up, you get access to a lot of different classes not just when you signed up for. So when I signed up for was. A guy who plays Ukulele. The world's Best Ukulele player cooling can't remember his name off top my head, but it gives me something to look forward to. So now I'm taking Ukulele classes again, how do you feel you? I don't feel really cool but I, feel happy you. Now Steve Maybe, you should support. Has. Some hobbies I have a hobby don't try to build things and you don't succeed. I was GONNA. Ask you is this could be like your next career. You think about all the show you could have coke Dave, the happy pirate you go to different places and go ukulele. Downplay your skills because you are pretty good. You can pick up a song by looking at the music in two seconds gotten real good for over two years. So I I'm glad to hear that because sometimes it feels like I'm not getting a whole lot better anyway by the way shout Ukulele Club we are going to do an outdoor meeting get together in person on Tuesday Iran by the boss and the boss said, yes long as you socially distance and where your bass and that type of thing I said, yeah no problem. So next Tuesday will do a check. The weather weeds can be nice. Neville do that out somewhere in talking about the free food from Ford the Guy Someone says Benny. Hana's has a thirty dollar birthday certificate through email. So it's thirty dollars off Rick I've never got it in my life. If y'all that's a meal. Yeah. I mean if you obviously with a family that would just you know Okay. New Music. This weekend marshmallow and Demi Levato. Not to be, okay, here's a little listen. Own? It's okay. David Guetta one day you all why? Because I heard this and I was like what's up nine hundred, eighty, six? Well, there's a big kind of a like I don't know a trend of making music that sounds kind of music randy duleep on the weekend are both. But. Listen to this when David? Okay it is called. Let's love and here is clip. Sounds like something for the top gun soundtrack. By. Way, usher has new music also, it's called bad habits years new usher. SCHEME AS PEOPLE Last. Case. Way Speaking of New Music I downloaded to contribute to the cause of what Brennan's new. Song. Your love it's on Itunes I downloaded yesterday paid ninety nine cents for it. So if I get ten percent of the publishing rights for helping to write the Song I've already made nine Cents Slalom nine point one cents or nine point nine cents something like that and you're going to get rich off the are you going? To be able to retire after this blows up a what go download because I need to retire get way too old for this business and go to I tunes and download. Julia Brennan's new Song Pure love and check out our other songs to shallow a Lotta music on their ninety nine cents. So and I, thank you would advance for my nine point nine cents that I will get out of that. Yeah so much. Right now your a profit out of it I think he gets like point zero, nine cents I. think he read it wrong feel like you did nine cents out of every dog, the get ten percent. So if you downloaded 'cause nine incidence download I, get nine point nine but you're not thinking about like how much for that one applegate's apple gets like forty percent of. Thieving Apple People. All right coming up on would be everything from the mix tape game to We're GONNA try we'll get changed our trivia where you can win the money that's in the change jar upwards of six dollars. Now, we're going gonNA try something called what's your number, and this is basically a contest where we have to try to guess certain numbers. What does that even mean? Are they in the show she paid them where okay. For example, How many stitches has Jennie had Megani is accident prone don stop every every year every summer she can't make it through without humanist. You Know How many stitches you've had in your right? Okay. I I've had five in my whole life not including any kind of surgery but like accident dog bite walking into a wall whatever. You've had twenty years. Yeah. Because I. Did a cart with glass window and broke my arm and landed on my head. was like seven good Lord really knows bad how hours has mead Dave played animal crossing I looked it up last night and I was actually really surprised at the number. So we play game called what's your number and we'll do that in a second on one at one point three. D. Twin Cities Number One hit music station on your phone on your android on your IPAD. However, you're listening with its under car radio. Thank you for listening to Katie be. We're in play a game called out what's your number, and so we basically have to guess numbers about each other and we want you to play along. For example, here's a question. How many speeding tickets has steve had while. Soda. I don't know the answer I. Know He answered Jenny doesn't know the answer, but I'd like you to play along. So if you listened to show for a while and you no us to make a reasonable guess, then call me at six five, one, nine Katie WB a prize package for your check this out going to send you to the twin cities bridal shogo four pack of tickets to the twin cities. Bridal show Sunday September twenty seventh Saint Paul Rivercenter to get your online at the wedding is dot com while supplies. Last remember it's going to be a smaller crowd big all the displays you're gonNA be there but a smaller crowd. So it's Kinda Limited and you can register to win the Twenty Five Thousand Dollar Dream Wedding contest let me tell you. That's too extravagant. Yeah. I got married for thousand bucks keep, bragging, and. Then he went to that really expensive hotel afterwards. Yeah. That was caused I think that costs as much as the wedding. Yeah. So So coming play to win six, five, one, nine, eight, nine Katie. WB while we're waiting for somebody to call to play the game, I. got my wife on the phone. We're having an argument. Now you got an argument about she wants to this damn couch late look what's countenances? No, we don't need a couch we gotta couch. Long perfectly broken in its, we gotTa Charity Your Head Mark on the back of it but this. Did God forbid I. Break in the cow the head. There's a part where my head rubs against the back of the leather couch and rubbed all like the color, the color off. The couch for like ten or fifteen years. That's kind of like when I was a kid, my parents had a Honda and I used to chew on the inside of the Honda into the foam came out. You're just like fat. White. Quite anyway. So she wants to get his l-shaped cow. Oh, that's way too expensive weather. is not leather nose like cloth, right? and. What's why is Dave complaining about it because it's a different and I don't like it. You don't need it. Well, let me tell you what's around the house so we don't mean. What what's around the House that you don't need? Susan. Well, let's see. Shall we go into the office and take a look at how many Ukulele Banjo? No. Because that's one of the questions I'm sorry I almost blew the game. Don't need a couch. It's Kinda like I know. But if I add up all of those ukulele delayed leave, it could buy take thirty, nine, thirty, five dollars. Like. Four hundred dollars maybe a I don't want to add to your house. Did you get my text I sent you yesterday? Nancy. Yes. Senator yesterday the Deepak No. It was I was asking her if she after exercise for baby General Dynamics information technology combines the latest technology innovations to deliver enterprise scale IT systems for a new era of space missions digital modernisation networks, cyber shared services, and artificial intelligence ddat propelling the art of the possible visit Gd dot com slash space. Hotel is not the same thing out of the Fisher House the Fisher House. Is a huge part of land recovery for somebody like my husband for them to know that, their family members are being taken care of that's a huge burden off of them so they can concentrate on their therapies. Just having that assurance that no matter what as long as we were there, for Anson, that someone would be there to take care of us. Took so much weight off our shoulders. How can you help go to fisherhouse? Dot Org Eva Eva. My other. I wrote the right name I think or I don't know because I up my niece's name is Ada. Now I'm confused about it. So all right we get somebody on the phone played what's your number? So we're start right now and I think our contestants name is hold on one second it's going to be Kaley from Farmington High Kaley. Are you ready to play the game? Already. Okay. Have you listen to the show long enough to kind of have an idea of what the answers might be? I think cal. Very. Good at getting. Let's see how we do. We're going to start off with Jenny. Susan just sit tight hang tight for second we need her for something burying on. How many stitches has weather girl Jenny had remember she is accident prone. How many stitches has weather girl Jenny had. Okay, I'm going to say. Stitches Jenny Oh. Gosh. You Pretty Awesome. Actually. Only had three. That's it really yeah because I have staples in my head once I didn't eat stitches I got staples but then when I slice my head open Oh. Or? I've actually only had three stitches because I only needed three for one. I. Sliced My foot open on life MEDONCA. Happened Legis happened go. Here we go. Next One how many condoms does jenny habit or nightstand who wrote this question? Who? wrote this question. Our business how many conduct none of our business. He had killing take a guy take a gas. Condoms I say. Seven Jenny. She's close. I did look last night and I have about five led. To two is a win for that. Yeah. So that's a right correct answer. Ding Ding. She looked at her screen Taina how much time does Jenny spent on her phone on average every day Kaley on. Our seven hours a day. Wow. No not quite like three hours and twenty minutes shut up. Yeah I. Don't play games or anything on my phone while I'm very hiring. One here comes to the Steve Department how many times is Steve? Scene is mom naked. This now, this includes from like eight zero all the way up to this month old comedy. Month to this month, how many times is Steve seems mom naked that he can remember? Like real. It's not WANNA participate. I'M GONNA say one but I hope maybe zero. Eleven eleven he you how did this happen eleven? Okay. Okay. Because I've seen it four times in the picture because. My mom had naked picture of her for for dermatological reasons. And my dad's. What pictures don't really can. The next one's going to that she walked him room and how many speeding tickets has steve had while living in Minnesota. Kaley. Has had three. Four really four. Okay. How many times Steve Hooked up with his wife Christie this month since the first of September. How many times has he hooked up with his own wife? Today. She only to come within. Touristy. Somebody does zero. Right Now onto me, how many magic tricks are on my counter? Really seriously who wrote this? How many this is all we need to for season. 'cause you're GonNa Count How many magic tricks around on my kitchen counter right now Kaley. Are Four Susan. For are. What are they? There is. choose things that look like needles with the ring. There is a plastic Asama. Let's move on okay next one. All right. How many hours has a have dave played animal crossing toes like total hours play animal crossing. How many hours would you say? Time that you've. had. Everything. Hundred and seventy. Four, hundred. Nearly seven entire straight days I. Kale against run out of time to go ahead and give you the tickets for the wedding is the wedding fair the Rydell Fair, but the bridal shell okay. Don't. To get married Kaley. Definitely, Eve. This this New Year's Eve. Postponed reception so it'd be like a small ceremonies. Cool where love the wedding is the wedding show so we asked to see what was going to ask something to Susan Real. Quick go ahead and pay Susan. What do you think Dave could have been doing with that one, hundred, fifty, four hours. Is there so that housing could have been doing. Oh. Where shall I guess? She answers you'd have an answer not saying everything around that House Anyway Nothing gets done. Grocery shop laundry gets less daddy over here's rated business. Do it so okay. Go ahead and go Patriot boards and your brushes I'll see you later. Okay. War. Trick. Coming home today I'm not well, she's like wait. A promise. We'll be back on WB whizzed. Would we got We've had changed our trivia then the mixed game. It's all coming up from she was on June mixed hip game last week Sydney going to be on mixed eight-game. Yes. She used the she said she wanted to come in again. Balanced gone. So and then who's the host Jenny? Jenness the host mctavish game. So this is going to be good. It is Friday AA. The Dave Ryan show get the mix tape game coming up in a few minutes on Katie WBZ we're in play change Jar Trivia in, I'm sorry I'm sorry. No. Time for your morning, it's time for morning announced. This is principle dad and welcome to school lunch. Today we'll be a selection of cousin grapes teachers. lunches will feature grapes also crushed into wine and served in a Yeti Cup. Students are keep their work areas, clear video, gaming equipment, leftover snacks, and your underpants. It appears that tonight will be science. One of you is left the milk out on the counter again. The nurse's office has asked me to tell you that if you start feeling feverish, go find your bomb because daddy is heightened out in the shed on zoom call about how to cut down on zoom calls. Have a great day. Don't touch your face and leave your sister alone. Get that out of the way. Yeah. Thank you for that. Sure. We're GONNA do change our trivia within the change jar today. Let me see what I got hold on because they wrote it down. Today, it is up to. Six dollars and four sent. ooh Oh four so bad it WANNA play changed Archer you call me now to win six five one, nine, eight, nine Katie up to be all right now time for Change Dr Trivia on Katie Wb let's meet contestant matty from Beautiful Plymouth Minnesota. Hi Manny. Man You got to pick her up. Oh, do they not push your button you? Wouldn't think that after all these years running this control console, you would think that it'd be like second nature to me. Because you on the performance room, I struggle with his alienating here's knobs and shiny flashy things. Are Using your feet. He's my boss used to say that you say. Is Dave running the Control Board with his feet? Were you. Matty. I'm good. How are you? I'm doing okay. Lettuce Friday. What are you doing this weekend matty. you know not much. Everybody's answer nobody going to a fair or festival and going to the Renaissance Festival everybody's like mowing the lawn doing some laundry Mattie. This could be this could be the most exciting part of your weekend agreed. Over sure I mean being on the radio. That's okay. In the Change Jar is hold on I wrote it down because I don't count at six dollars and four cents, and here we go with your first question, you must get four three questions question one. Here we go. An attempt to predict the weather is known as a what. I'm sorry I couldn't he was that an attempt to predict the weather is known as what? I don't know. I don't know. Steve Yeah forecast. Okay. I know. It's all right. It's a tricky question to. A. Spear is a three dimensional version of what shape. You got it La-. Okay got one out of five. Here we go. In the film back to the future hold on question three of my phone jumping on in the film back to the Future Mardi? Mic Fly performs what song at his Parents High School Dan hold God I don't even know that. Dan Giving a hint. Johnny go go I don't. Think. Johnny go go go johnny. People are screaming at you Johnny Be Good No she didn't get it. Thank you. Okay. Next one, you gotta get the last two right in order to win Mattie. Good luck question four does this for big money what is? What is the rear part of a ship called? The rear, the rear, but there's A. Lot The bow. The. I. I don't Know My. You're not inaudible. It's okay. I'm sorry it is. Just the last one just to see she would have got. Okay. Five demonstrating the popularity of the Internet the CBS Sitcom Blank. My Dad's says actually began on what social media platform. No idea but wasn't even sean say it it was basically there was a really show called a called blank. My Dad said the became a CBS Sitcom? Where did it start what social media platform it start? Fuck. It's All right Mattie you know what I think will remember this day for a long time because you absolutely blew changed our trivia. I can't remember a poor performance is like watching the vikings game. Theriault. Six, four online. So it's like the question get a little harder mattie thanks for play and have a good weekend. Okay. Take so much comment up on Katie W. B., we'll do a quick Dave's Durham cover a couple of things on Dave circuit. Right righted the mix tape game today hosted by weather girl, Jenny Steve Versus Dave. That's me verses Sydney Who is a student over the U. of M., and she'll be on to do this in a couple of seconds. Katie be the twin cities number one hit music station. Is brought to you by country hard rasgas big plans for the weekend and watch a lot of Cobra. Kai. Is the sort of watching it the other night and I loved Karate Kid. And paint the sand the floor left a circle right to circle. So now I'm watching Cobra Kai this weekend pretty excited. That's my big plan. We have heard so many people say that they love Cobra because I'll be honest I heard it was like a youtube original when it came out last year whatever it wasn't like that. Yeah, and you're like. And Its campy in it's not great. You don't realize what a bad actor Daniel, the re Ralph Baccio is and the guy to play. Johnny, they're both terrible actors. Like no or. Worked with big name there's just bad actors. Bad getting bitterly, but it's a great show. What are you doing this weekend Jennifer? Well, my little sister was supposed to come stay with me tonight because they're getting a puppy and she just found out, she was exposed to bed. So she is no longer coming to see me. So now my plans have fallen through and I don't know what I'm doing. What are you doing this weekend? I'm we have We're having like our floor put in. So we're doing all the stuff to prepare to had our house ripped apart some basically doing manual labor all weekend grunt looking cleaning, right? Saturday. Night live returns the studio eight H in Rockefeller Center the first week in October NBC kind of kept quiet about the live audience for musical gas. But paid Davidson is expected to be among the cast which is wrapping up contract negotiations. Check this one out Cardi B. got on instagram live to tell her friends about what she did. She said that she doesn't. Mind trolls making fun of her and regularly nores. But when a trump supporter posted her address and encourage followers to set fire to her home across the line that does she says, she hired a private investigator to find out who did it. So they get a warrant and arrest whoever was behind the criminal call. The action and turned out is, is you know like a fifteen year old kid and his parents were Kinda shook because they had no idea. They're horrified that way little Jimmy was in his bedroom post and things like that. So cop up at the door like. oops nobody cares about that one I'll give you a couple of tweets here board because we're not part of it. We're not quite appreciating how bad some of the fires are in the West Coast Ryan seacrest says, my thoughts are with everyone on the west coast who woke up to disorienting orange skies and bad air quality for the wildfires. This year is hitting US hard. There aren't enough words to express my gratitude for the first responders who continue to keep saving healthy. Have you seen the video I mean we have some of the video Dave Ryan should dot com I. I was GonNa ask if this it seemed so almost too good to be true and I hope is good true. There was apparently two hundred fifty people caught by the fire like campers hikers whatever they stranded rounded. In the middle of the fire and the firefighters were like you can't go in there you'll die if you go in there, trying to get him. So the California National Guard and I think maybe the Arizona National Guard some of them they got like one of those big huge cargo helicopters. It's like a Greyhound Ball. Okay and they fluid in their ones of the double road area and on the way in the air traffic controllers were saying don't go in it's too dangerous crosswinds low visibility. It's night there smoke and there's a picture and I saw somewhere on twitter of this helicopter hovering and spotlight shining down through the smoke and it really looks like one of those. Photo shopped created you know pictures. And, then it shows all the people inside of the helicopter and they said they rescued all two hundred fifty people. Fifty people to see now really. Okay Matt it's the massacre closing on a reported fifty people were trapped at or near Lake Thomas a edison the creek fire had exploded across a region choked with dead trees, creating its own weather and ambushing locals and visitors. An air rescue team was their only hope. But on Monday night attempt to reach them by air from Fresno had failed twice the only word. scrolling down. So I'm scrolling down to see the rest of the four crew members were among those who airlifted campus from another lake on a different edge of the Creek Oh. This is the that you hundred. You're talking about those three flights to mammoth pool were heroin but successful extracting more than two hundred people. Along with the Blackhawk crew. So there's been multiple versions of this that have happened. Yeah. Had Go in and they're saying the whole time you're like, this is stupid. This is stupid but yeah, dozens of evacuate the amazing. All right other dirt Lindsay Lohan his hand has been landed in more legal hot water. Her book publisher sued to get back the advance payment. The gave her for a tell all book. Based on her journals when she was in Rehab, she never delivered. This is supposed to be a Hollywood. Tell all do five years ago she missed that deadline. So they pushed it to three years ago. Still Know Book. So harpercollins wants their three hundred, sixty, five, thousand dollars back with interest as about a thousand dollars a day Harpercollins said that. She was unjustly enriched because she did not turn into manuscript in the book was never published. She would have about a million dollars had she only taken the simple step of turning a daily diary entry into a book and she had a ghost rider do it. got. To. Rip. 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So weird they are weird I've done the Las Vegas one and I remember beyond say was so real you'll satellite moved they're gonNA move like look at you and it's right in their face facing you're looking at them you're going he's this real I went to New York City when Al roker standing outside I was like Oh like an actually caught me off guard. Yeah, it's actually very cool. There's a dirt brought to you by country hurt Brad. The mix tape game is coming up in a second here Oh, my God, look what the cat dragged in it Sydney from the U. of M.. Hi Good Morning. We're going down south as. A lot of a lot of people may be heard you on the show before and we said Oh I know would make this radio show better put somebody like Sydney on because here's what happens when she's on she's. No she's she's entertaining and she talks a lot that can run for coffee. Let's true. She's telling one of her stories I can run down the hall gets and Coffee Yeah. So here's what we can do before we get to mixed eight-game Sydney one, we're GONNA go around the room and each give fun fact about ourselves. I'll start I am going to take a friend flying tomorrow at noon. Sydney you're up a fun fact about me I think the coolest thing about myself is that I have a tattoo on the inside. It says okay because dope. But like don't take. Like other things. That goes. Happy relationship for the first time in a very long time. I have two children that are doing distance learning and a wife that wants to stay distance from me. Okay. I have a of a baby granddaughter WHO's like five weeks old her name is Eva. Sitting. Oh, another one. Oh my Gosh CHICAGO. From Chicago Yeah Jenny. I won a trip to Florida on a Halloween contest from a radio station when I was eight years old. I was a cowardly lion in seventh grade and anyone ever wants me to sing. I tried out for jeopardy and I failed miserably last round. Sydney. Oh my gosh, I'm I'm a dog mom. Okay. Good. Other fluff stare. What's his name his name's Theo? Jenny I was once on performing jump rope team called the wizards. I tried out for American idol. I made it to the first round of judges you dress like you're in the Renaissance Festival though the. Saying I guess Don's part from beauty and the beast. Let's get sort of the state game hosted this week by weather girl. Jenny CEO. Sohar this week. So we're starting off with a pretty simple on give me the best General Dynamics has supported our nation's exploration of space for the last sixty years. DDAT's combining the latest technology innovations to deliver enterprise scale. It systems for a new era of space missions. We secure today imbedding resilient cyber solutions into every aspect of the mission, and we prepare for tomorrow to preempt future risk digital modernization, network, cyber shared services, and artificial intelligence Gdi t propelling the art of the possible visit. Dot Com slash space. No not the same thing I say not at the Fisher. The Fisher House I know is a huge part of recovery for somebody like my husband for them to know that their family members are being taken care of that's a huge burden off of them. So they can concentrate on their therapies just having that assurance that no matter what is long as we were there, for Anson, that someone would be there to take care of. US It took so much weight off our shoulders. How can you help go to fisherhouse dot org song that mentions a state in it it doesn't have to be in the title, but that's okay if it is dave go ahead. Okay. This is one of my favorite songs of all time also matte sex and song and it mentioned the state of Georgia. Here we go. The devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for. So steel he's in a bag with his way behind in the moon. When. He came across your ban on the fiddling and hot and the Devil Devil went down to Georgia my tree. Thanks. Mary Nice see go ahead i. have to be this one. It's from just a little couple years ago. I, believe with low Yati the song's called Minnesota because it has an title and that's pretty sweet. Stale. Dina Soda. Take. That song next at. That song little yachting antic. Thanks said you're welcome. Don't get used to that. Anybody who have? Okay. This is my go-to Karaoke song and it mentions West. Virginia. Which I've never been to West Virginia, but the song is a classic. Weirdest thing ever. Berry Weird that your go-to. Song. Absolutely. That song is so good and I also had to pick a song that was like in your guys age range you know. This is. This is before age range just so you know. I can't believe that somebody who's what twenty three years old. Picks that song which is fifty years old as your to carry Karaoke. So we're going to tell me that's not a great song is Great Song. City did you just walk up a flight of stairs because every time you're talking like, oh no, I'll tell you what? Has, been pretty badly she was out last night. She texted me this morning said the bags and her eyes are astronomical. Okay. But they're getting worse because I don't sleep. Why don't you sleep? I? Don't know I just. I just don't sleep well anymore. Where were you out last night on? My favorite place on earth the College, Club. The I call it. You know what such a disgrace is that the college club used to be called the library when I was something on snaps, but it's the K- K now. Changed and just you know the K. K. isn't it? Basically, the health department is set up shop. There is such a disaster they're doing a great job like you have to be sitting down for to a table like mask on like no walking up to the bar like they're they're doing great i. feel safe. I feel I feel safe in my space. That's why you're on the. Next Round got to pick a winner. Got Yeah you guys all did very well I. Think the one I'm actually going to go with though because I forgot that it mentioned the state in it is Sydney's. Everyone. It wasn't surprised he picked up songs sing along. To. I've been long. Gone West Virginia. Mountain Momma is at the word. Country, YOU'RE A. Real problem it's not the Jenny's a singer must be problem with that studio. There must be some kind of strange out tune because you both didn't hit one note it sounds like you got allergies really bad when. I do have allergies right now. At a later date. Okay. Moving on a number two song you really liked that never went mainstream and a lot of people have never heard. I'll start with Steve this round This is a song that I think. One of the most underrated songs ever because I love everything about it and it's buying called the score who's in a lot of dude perfect videos and the song sh this selling in this band should be mainstream but they're not it's called stronger. Come back. All their songs like motivational, they get you. Anytime you're running. You could put that song. It'd be like, okay. Okay. I can turn it up a notch. Go to the gym right now. I feel like I do. Think about it and okay Cindy you go. Okay. I think the song is just absolutely it deserved a grammy lyrical genius behind it. It's by dosier cat she's had some other heads, but this one did not go where it should. Cow Cow Cow. I don't see. How God, she had real to those. Did she she did It feel. Is, it called Moo- It sure is. And I like that he said it's Kinda. Ivy No I kind of I. Thought you were being hip instead ivy. What does I've even mean anything quite. Ready for mine. For the best round about a song that you. Mainstream this song was jam still on my iphone whenever I go run I love when the song comes on I think it was a moderate hit unlike your to stiffs that nobody's ever ever heard of before the plane some people have actually heard of this song it's Cameron and hey mom. Though Knack. Why Okay I was it was on medium hits but most people have not heard this came out in two thousand one sid. Have you heard of this song before absolutely not? I. Saw The straight IB. Okay. Like it's really catching mega. Grows on you. Okay. Jenny how much do I wouldn't? Please turn that down. Song anymore. That was not what I was looking for I want to. Listen to the. Before and in my opinion did go mainstream it totally fit the category it doesn't make sense at all even the Sydney Song was better. Came in strong on the first category, the second category I think she just scroll through a random list of songs picked one and I am disappointed in you I'm sorry you're out of the way I. Want you to listen to mind again though ginny? ME. The score. Goes. They. Graduate in there as cool. Let's write. Records are a thing. Yeah. We shouldn't allow Dave to control the buttons because somebody has. Over. Again, he doesn't win. I. Should have run the first down. Page song called. It wasn't horrible but thank you. So wouldn't have picked it either. Okay we're going into a scenario number three. When you see your crush post a photo with their new boyfriend or girlfriend on screen for the first time what song is plane in your head Sydney kick it off. All right. Well, this happens to me a lot. Is it. Anybody's shocked by that but I always bounce back stronger than ever because I have a lineup it's kind of like a sports team like I have a roster going like if one of them like posted a photo of their new girlfriend I'm not going to be mad I'm just going to go to the next one. A. Again. So you're saying, you rise above Sydney when somebody posts something with their new girlfriend that after they dumped you, you're saying you rise above it. All absolutely. Nothing that she says, she has other options. So she goes put that one on the bed us that if you can't find a knife to slash his tires because you strike me as the kind of would seek revenge. I've never slash tires. I mean, I am like crazy I'll give I'll give that to you but I'm slash someone's hired. You slash your tires on your car. Also pointing out because they actually pointed this out last week. Is that Sydney one. Are you going to go to the ear nose and throat doctor? Okay. That's like to do I. Just haven't made it as they said that she has vocal nodules that can hear him very logical 's I mean I don't think so that you do I, don't know what the Brooklyn modules exactly are but sounds like it's something that's enough that you should probably go see a doctor, run down to the minute clinic hem and take a look allergies I promise you talk like this in June. Okay, I have allergies in June January. January I want to hear what Dave does when he sees his crush posted a photo of their new girlfriend hardly know what I am going to be bigger about it and say, basically, this doesn't kill. You makes aside. My Hero. Kelly Clarkson motivates me nearly every day. MILIA is go make a stronger. said the same thing you're right but I think Kelly Clarkson said it. I don't care. It might hurt a little bit but it's only GonNa make me stronger right Kelly. Clarkson. Want to give it to me. Now Ginny near you want to wait until it's hoping entry from Stevo? A day you did very well, Steve still gets a chance you get a chance. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to play the song because I see this girl across the way and I'm like well, you know what? It's okay. I'm a little bit her I think that you made a poor choice so I would start playing the song. Should've? Gone. Yourself. A little bit of personal responsibility but at the same time, realizing that issue make lots of Portuguese. And that's what you just did as a female I'm GonNa say this yet no matter what you would have done to this she dumped you anyway. Because you're annoying and she would have said I can't throw Stevie send me flowers yet. He wants to dance with me. Yeah. Just go away. How much do I win by Jimmy? This is like him yesterday around this exact same time where he wanted to show everyone pictures of his trip to the poconos. Keep playing the song like I show pictures and. Hoping, announced muse the winter johnny go ahead. See Honey. I felt the emotion bank you your song choice. Can I felt like Sydney and Dave's brought more of like energy and that's not what you would feel when you see you're worn down we're not gonNA get sad no. But what I'm saying is you were wrong and see. Zoo. I think you're on Jenny why do you think I'm wrong because you're supposed to be empowering US right now we're not supposed to be sad you know that you screen shots that Bono and you send it to all of your girlfriends and you complain for the next like two hours of your life and you were upset you're right but motion you have to help me like motivate myself because I, need to stop crying. A month that's if you ask a friend to help this is what's going through your personal had. Direction. Okay last round. Here. We go. Real personal finally graduating college. A super. What Year did you start at the U. of them? Let's start with this year. Did you graduate high school I? Graduated, High School in Twenty Fifteen Twenty fifteen twenty years senior at the U. of M.. Yes allegedly. Okay. Okay. So you're finally graduated what song plays as you walk across the stage to get your diploma Dave, you can kick it off. Okay. Well, this one. I. Mean It really says it all because had a great five years six years at the U. of M., or wherever I would college and even mentions years in this lyric and here's my song as I walk and graduated you then. Had Gone on for years Jenny. I. Taken me six years to graduate but here I am finally get my diploma. Thank you very. Day came in store. Wrong this round. Strong. Okay. So I'm excited because I just graduated after six years now I'm so old now I've had to get a tummy tuck. I've gotten a boost job since then I've done it all just across the stage and I'm just happy and I have one of those confetti cannons I shoot off as I crossed the stage I have on the top of my hat it's as the class of zero zero on it zero one, whatever it is and this song plays. I'm. Dancing. Nothing to graduation, it doesn't slow. As I walked cross stitches is look at it don't give up you pick the top song in your eyes on your phone or why it just makes me happy got a smile in my day a he didn't follow the direction so you can. Okay, you're out. Here. We go a guy sorry. It's musical poconos. Happen Nowhere Go Okay Sydney. Okay. Well, obviously from personal experience I think I have this one down pat and I am going to be devastated when my time at the U. of M. is done. Because I've lost everything. What do you mean colleges my life? She got the real world and being adult right like I'm really prolonging this right now. So when I have to give it up. It's over the party is over. Good. I'd. Listen to the lyrics. To. Four. Songs Ashley called win the Party's over. You'll be back at the next year I am. Back. Unfair to use this category because he actually had graduated. What you're doing, but those lyrics are near and dear because it says, don't you know I'm no good for you, which I am no. Good for the U of M Can I ask what have you figured out your whole language degree thing that was something I'm really interested in No that's also my to do list maybe when I go to the ear nose and throat doctor. In the last two weeks you've said that you had to have it to x amount of language credits which you can't even compete complete this year if you have to do so you're screwed. That's not necessarily true. Oh I'M GONNA work it out. I always come out on top at the end. If you see me back here just mind your business. Keep your mouth shut. Okay. Good job, everybody I. Applaud all of you on this round I know that this is specific to Sydney's life unfortunately, Sydney. I don't think you showed up very well, your song. Your song gave me like energy. But. It didn't really like Dave said make sense and so I'm going with a song that is what I think is the most under appreciated backstreet boys song of all time and that is Got, it going on for years. ABC me. Walk and proudly craw can't. Can't see at all I can't. Honestly. Remember when the backstreet boys were here like two years ago or three years ago at Jingle Ball. Performed, the song I have the best video of Kevin Pelvic thrusting to the song, and I watch it quite often if I'm being honest when I'm lonely night if you WANNA flashback, go watch the video for that on. Youtube. Because it's like one of the very first video evidence and it's so corny they introduced themselves Yoyo, in Halle de y'all it's Kevin Hey nick go check it out. So who wins on the take game so Steve One. Oh, no yeah. You're right down. So excited that I beat Sydney Buzz. That's her nickname day. Why? Because her names be? Circling her Sydney Buzz or people are saying we should your new DJ name should be Sydney Ben. Wilder who who's Van Wilder that's the it's the movie with a kid that's in Ryan Reynolds is movie for college like ten years of. College. What one point three K. D. WB and on your smart device on your phone on your computer. There's still people who listen on the radio is still a thing is thank. My lucky listen on your phone. Lot of people do the whole time shifting thing list of the podcast later in the day. So right now it's eight Oh, six in the morning we're live but if you're listening to, let's say this weekend, then that would be a hole every time. That's So. Wait. You're saying time works in a different. Okay. I get it now. Thank you. This morning actually, and she's like, Oh, I have a cliche tattoo for you and I was like, Oh, we're actually playing worth roses right now she's like Oh. Yeah. I'm listening to the PODCAST DR yesterday it's all right checks of the podcast on iheartradio search for Dave Ryan show and also over different podcasts as well and I checked out fallon be back on Monday eighties Friday we wanNA mention one thing before we get to take or not take game free south Friday because a lot of teachers are doing the thing they're back at work if you want to celebrate teachers like the Kings and Queens that they are. This is all based on that Song Bay Max kings and Queens you get five hundred dollars to give to a teacher close to you. All you gotTa do is just submit a picture of a teacher that is either your kid's teacher, your teacher, your Mary to a teacher, your mom's a teacher whatever, and then go online Katie WB DOT COM keyword context until September fifteenth today is already the eleventh so that thirty Tuesday until Tuesday for five hundred dollars do that one city what do you got going on this weekend I'm going to get a facial today. Okay. Well. Deserved because I've put in so much work on zoom. University. We. Saw You TWA texted a picture of Steven. You're PJ's laying in bed. What class were you taking the other day? I think I was in public speaking. Yeah. Older guy on the computer I could say, yeah, I was my professor. You're lane in bed for public speaking to be standing up and like I turn my camera off and I just like post a picture of myself on my resume so it looks like I'm in restoration hardware when I'm zooming. Wow. All right. We're GONNA play the Gum freestyle. Friday this is where we have all these different freestyle kind of music beds in the background, and then we each have to freestyle something. I don't want to go for it looks like Roy lawmakers any. Jenny. Here we go. Psychology, Psychology Jenny. Mino get no time to think about it. 'cause you're start right now. Oh psychology is a major at the you that you can get Wayne. You don't know what else to do. Let go. We're GONNA study all day we study all night, and then we'd probably still fail because the General Dynamics supported our nation's exploration of space for the last sixty years. Now, GDP is combining the latest technology innovations to deliver enterprise scale IT systems for a new era of space missions. We secure today imbedding resilient cyber solutions into every aspect of the mission, and we prepare for tomorrow to preempt future risk digital modernization networks, cyber shared services, and artificial intelligence GD it propelling the art of the possible visit. GD. Dot Com slash space. Santa Tala thought the same thing I say not at the Fisher. The Fisher House I know is a huge part of recovery for somebody like my husband for them to know that their family members are being taken care of that's a huge burden off of them so they can concentrate on their therapies. Just having that assurance I no matter what is long as we were there for Anson that someone would be there to take care of us. It took so much weight off our shoulders. How can you help go to fisherhouse dot org is one Helluva degree that gets you down to your knees and you beg gotTa get you through your finals because they're hard asked. An I O. Eil's aren't that hard. Walk down the aisle and Strut your staff because you know you're the queen of the show even though you're failing psychology psychology cycle wasn't horrible but it wasn't good. Yeah I, mean you. Talk about it. Okay. Sydney guess what let's see city for last you want to yeah. Never done it before you'll be like me one of them cards. I don't want you picking one for me. Why? Because I know you. Good Point. What does that even say cocoa? Cocoa, cocoa wrote these live growth that one. Yeah, it could be. This good. Togo. Not just a being. Is Not just a hot drink. Cocoa is the name of my dog that's route pocos my dog she's a little elaborate doodle and I've got her one day at the pet store. You're not supposed to shop at the past. Aw I. Hear it more and more adopted dog and a foster dogs. But I got my cocoa cheese on my lap and move watching. Watching TV were eaten. pringles one, two three. Kim. pringles one at a tiny gotta take free and then you. Get in line terrorism as. He got he got into his yelling route. Really. Town. Okay here you do better smarter A. M JUST GONNA draw. No you don't get a moment not visit line. Please let them take. We don't need slobber everywhere. Leisure topic leaf. Leaf peeping. Here we go. WHAT'S UP ATLANTA. been out the window looking at leaves and as they blow they go from green to orange. Let me see. Let me see the leaves outside looking Kinda. Preity. Love to see him around the city's I got off north. That's where they go. Oh and I. Love it. Oh so Oak. Maple. It doesn't matter the tree because. Terrible. Voice on that one. Voice. Come from is my kind of like my rip-off Lil Wayne Moist but not really. Wasn't nasal. You know it wasn't as Leonardo has deserve draw. Oh. Here we go. Please take it easy on me. Here we go. Sidney. B. Viking or Vikings. It's the Vikings Viking which the gophers because you are Minnesota gophers. Let's go gophers. Here we go. Yeah. Oh God. Oh my God. The gophers. Earning. Goals. I. I quit I quit. is their blood coming out of her nose right now? I think she's I think she actually just passed out. I want. Over You Start over to. The. First rap bad. Come on this is. This is my time to shine thing about football games. Okay. I'm on a party bus it might be seven am but I'm going strong because I? Love. The Minnesota gophers. Yeah. I. Those years, we found a weakness definitely when she's not talking about herself if you want to make you wanna, fight a Kryptonite have her talk about something else humiliated right now humiliated. Of the hardest things to do in radio you had me do this like my first week on the show I don't think I crashed and burned as hard as she just did. because. All my gosh. Down Okay I'M GONNA come back I'M GONNA come back to do this again next week, we'll do it again next week. Sydney. Thank you. Have a good weekend. We'll be right back got kicked off. Get Out. Dave Ryan Shell on what a one point three k. d. wbz Jenny found something online that she's kind of upset about and there's a lot of stuff on line. How could it upset Jenny? She'll tell you about it. Coming up next and see whether you agree it is Friday the day in the morning show get a check in a couple of little stunts that we did our on Dave Ryan show on Instagram, the both of them around the ranch on instagram. Also, you can see the one with Jenny you jenny on Dave, Ryan Show Dot Com. Okay. Gotcha Yep. So we played a little start little game the mousetrap and I lost so go check bleeding profusely. On the wall. Thing ever I mean, it's a fun thing to do like if you're after you distance-learning with your kids and be other kids down the street the fun thing to do you just need to get mousetraps dollar eighty seven at home depot. You got like seven year old. It's a good way to work on the that I get. I mean you know that's God gives you ten fingers you get one. You still got a whole bunch of them. All right. Jenny was looking online and she's like I don't WanNa put words in your mouth. You tell me what happens. Okay basically when. You go to instagram you can go to search bar and when you do that, it just pulls up a bunch of random videos and like popular people a lot of times it's celebrities will lately I've been seeing these really really young girls probably ten years old and they're on their dancing and they are wearing like crop tops in short shorts and they're. Doing these dances that are usually Tiktok Danzas. But they have these facial expressions that are so sexual and it's really uncomfortable to me and I understand that a lot of times these girls have no idea what they're doing. They're doing dances that they see on Tiktok. That's the new hip thing but I just feel like it's very inappropriate and I don't like. Personally seeing that and I'm a little bit surprised that girls are doing that at that age and Jenny showed it to me I'm lying bocquet. How bad can it be and it was like, yeah, it's pretty bad I mean they're obviously little girls with a lot of makeup on yeah and there Dan I don't watch don't do Taylor Jon Benet to me. That is saying John Benitez Yeah I mean but that was that's almost like clown makeup not to be whatever. But like with that. Yeah, and this is more like. Sexual Blake makeup that these girls wearing the outfits that they're wearing show give it feels weird to ask you. But give out the name of one of the people that you've watched that you make. That makes you uncomfortable. So one of the girls. Lily. Instagram as Lilly K official. So is this the girl little girl is at apparent girl. It does say that her accounts run by her parents looks like Kinda got a younger mom. And her mom will be in some stuff with Jeff One. We saw where the mom is there to okay. The mom dresses the same way. Yeah. Okay. Can, I can't be judging about that. Really because my youngest daughter is twenty eight years old and she's a marcel but. If that would have been allison back in the day there had been no ways like Oakland. Susan. Susan. Isn't that kind of stuff? That, grow up with that. I'm going to tell you a quick little story. Maybe this sounds really awful. But but when when Carson was in kindergarten, there was one little girl I've told you the story Arizona. There's one little girl also kindergarten and she dressed way too way too fashionable and her little tummy showing and things like that and I was like that's just weird. Then I saw her mom pick her up and I'm like, Oh, I knew right away that was the mom mom was the same way. I don't know I mean i. just feel weird even being judgy about it because what do you think it's different I mean like you know there's there's bad examples of it and I'm sure great examples of it but it is weird to see. It's just like how we were talking about last hour about that cuties. Haven't seen, but it's like I saw trailers and everything and. I thought seen from it all on stage at like a park and there there's four girls they're like. And they're doing like, wow, I know cultures are different because it's a French movie but. Just seeing the seems it's like it could have the best message ever about women empowerment your young girl empowerment but goes right over my head because I look at it as like. But maybe I'm totally missing something. Yeah. I mean the thing with that movie is like there's a lot of arguments on both sides of it and the director was like everyone's getting it wrong. What we're trying to say she's basically saying that were trying to. Focus on hyper sexualization of young people to make sure that people understand the wrong but people are solely looking at it as like they're putting this out there for people to watch. To get your message. I mean that's that's kind of like, okay. She really being sincere because it is really. Hyper sexualize. These little girls. I thought it was like a coming of age story about young girls and having fun being a dance troupe. Perfect, who would. Who would watch that your ain't nobody would care about that. So I mean, is she right to get her message across you got us talking about it. Here's a movie that nobody would talk about cuties that if she didn't do that in the movie, nobody would care. Yeah I feel like I can't make any sort of opinion based solely on the criticism online I would have to watch it for myself to really understand you know at this point. There is see they say lilies from dance. MOMS. I. What's her name again, lily well, her instagram. Official. I forget what her actual last name K. official that she was dance bombs. Bombs will shows is that the one? That's the way? They would take all it was at the girl amy. The man who went to jail. Jail I don't know if she's still part of, but it's like everyone from I. Think Joe Joe See Wa was a dance moms I think girl. That's like it's with SIA that dances and music videos that she was on dance MOMS to me. Personally it's like real housewives where I'm fine with you being trashy and Reality Show B.'s you want but when you got. Like. An eight year old that you're making as trashy as you on that show that's zillow grown yet but that's again I know plenty of people including my wife in the past that watched it. So I mean these are the same people that I think it's grossly honey boo boo and my six hundred pound life where it's like you're making fun of people with mental illness. What do you go take a look at it it's a Lily K official on instagram and I. I mean to me it's like, wow, that's inappropriate. But maybe to some people, maybe it's like Hanes more mainstream who cares report. Brought to you by Arthur's jewelers hey, really quick. A couple of comments we were talking about that instagram account that Jenny found of like a ten year old girl dancing being really like sexual. and. So we got some comments on it on texting at Katie WB. One somebody said I just looked at a K. instagram and holy crap super inappropriate somebody else's agrees trashy but people will do almost anything for fortune and fame very true Another one totally inappropriate the poses skimpy clothing can easily be taken out of context Another one says good Lord Lily K. has a picture it looks like she's sitting there and their underwear I agree with Jenny really inappropriate for a girl so young and then another one said all heck no, my child would never be allowed to do that just as the parent parent bankrolling on inappropriate images of child. Wow. So I mean that's sit here promoted, but it's Lilly. K. official on Instagram I mean I. It's just like a family thing. It's like the mom did it her mom did something another version of it whatever it was sexualizing somebody reading sexy. No I. Agree One hundred percent and they like the mindset where people are okay with it my mom wouldn't even let me wear eyeliner when I was thirteen years old. That's how strict she has with me. She has very strict with the and so I was obviously a rebel and I would go to school the island around once I got school but then I washed off for. All right here in you can't make this stuff up there. Certain things we're trying to do to get healthier right now now that we're about I, think it was six months ago today that they officially declared that this is a pandemic I'll be honest with you. I didn't think a pandemic met that I thought an epidemic was the worst detail. Pandemic I thought was more milder because there's a board game called pandemic. Sleep I thought I'm going to look. Bad as an epidemic did you know what an epidemic or pandemic? Wow. Months Ago I knew it an epidemic was, but I was on the same page as you that I thought an epidemic was worse than when they started calling ah pandemic I was like, Oh, well, at least it's not quite at an epidemic. The only one who thought that so pandemic is because if an epidemic is for example that would have stayed in China that's an epidemic. Pandemic spread over multiple countries or continents. Okay. Well, it was. That's why I go today that I think the World Health Organization declared a pandemic. So six months ago would have been. A march, Negril May June July August march eleven and I I was one hundred percent wrong and has like this will not be a thing in February one or not. By the fall by September in schools back like totally not. I remember thinking that Allison was gonNA have her baby at the end of July and everything. Thank. God, she's not going to be thank God. This will all be gone. By the end of July. Okay. So people have realized. Hey. Maybe. I can't keep eating like this and drinking so much not exercising that also according to a new survey. Seventy. Six percent of are now taking steps to try to get healthier physically and mentally here the ten most common ways. Number one eating better. Yeah. Man. Sometimes drinking more water me. I got to work on that. Getting more sleep or at least consistent sleep. I. Think it'd been doing that one staying in touch with family and friends. Okay. That helps. It finding a new exercise routine book. Learning to Manage Stress Mook? Natural. finding creative outlet I think the daily has been very helpful me hey does. That is that okay like I use alcohol manager is that a good you? Cancel each other out because alcohol can produce depression. I get it now. Yeah. Hey, doing puzzles no secret on that one taking online classes and you can make fun of me for doing this but you've heard of masterclass where you can sign up for everything from negotiating to play piano or whatever I signed it for Matra plastic my first three lessons you take them at your own pace like it. Let me finish. Yeah. In in Ukulele last night because I got an email, it's like, oh, sign up for Ukulele masterclass at have been playing for about two and a half years and I'm like I don't know where to go next. What so so I do it was ninety bucks I think it gives me access to a bunch of all these other lessons of. Negotiating or whatever. So it kind of I'm kind of excited about it. Only that three lessons you've got though or do you have more that you can take? Oh No, there's no it's there's a limited about the mean he's the guy's name is jake and he's like the best in the world and there's like maybe fifteen or twenty different screens and you download the. WORKBOOK and that type of thing, and each less is probably ten to fifteen minutes long or whatever. So anyway, learn new things taking online classes and doing online workshops art things that we're doing to try to get healthy right now, I think a lot of the time we're also worried about our you know like we put on weight my panel fit anymore but. Also I know a lot of people are one of my best friend not going to say who he is, but he's really in a funk right now because his job was basically not eliminated but Merlo D- sign their back to like maybe two days a week. But that was his identity we and that's what he did. was his job. Yes. Got A partner but. In the partner still working. So they're not on broke or anything they're not going down to the food shelf, but there's a lot of people who are just. The struggle was struggle because you lose your identity I think especially guys do but maybe I'm wrong about that lose their identity because what they do is who they are. Now I think that that goes for both genders I had a girlfriend who got let go of her job back in I. Think it was April and she was not doing well for a few months and now she's back and got a new job and she's good so much better now but if things are getting better, what can you do to make yourself feel better I would say one one big thing is exercise. Yeah. Because when you are exercising it basically raise it raises your emotional level. That that's true. But I think taking the online classes is even more helpful because you need to exercise your brain more in my opinion because if you just sit around all day and you're only thinking about whatever, and then you exercise, you can zone out during exercising you're not using your brain really. So we'll try to try to learn something new. All right. We'll be back in a couple of seconds. Dave's dirt is on the way on what a one point three K dwi one point three. KWB End, on your smart device or on your Alexa you say Alexa play one on one point three Katie WB and she'll be like now playing radio station Katie will be on iheartradio do even also have replay the Julia. Brennan. Song your love you say Hey Alexa play Julia Brennan pure love and she'll say now playing Julia Brennan pure love on Amazon. Music. Not Simple hearing on the other hand he asked her to play we'll give you a recipe for Apple Crisp which is Oh, which is nice But she screws it up every every single time. Did you hear off topic a little bit? Not Like in? Well, known estate is the reminded Winona state there like all the students you know like stay in their dorm rooms enforcing quarantines. Here go there. And then it river falls Uw river fall they already home because they realize it's just not working. This is not working the whole thing the whole education, the whole thing Oregon It got nothing blank stares. Yeah. Take a test and draw a star on an. Star on it yeah. Now I, went to the prestigious you of and I remember when I interned here I had two internal some Uw river falls and let me tell Ya. I did all the work. They did not know how to do anything. But you guys have river falls and turn. All right. I do know that like Livia. is they have like distance learning teachers. So they always have like presentations like about me. So the teacher always doesn't about me and I will say I'm guilty of I. See teacher that goes through her falls on like oh Can we switch. Now, stop because we just joking and you can get really mad. You're going to have to go to like a river falls like adenosine Jerusalem shut down. I take great. Let's do the dirt. Here we go. Out in Woodbury Minnesota and you are listening to Dave's dirt. Hey. Thank you Logan. If you want to do Dave's her intro, we'd love to have you do. All you do is just say it into your phone, your voice memo, and then not tap that little box with the and send it to Ryan. Show at K. D. WBZ DOT com the biggest names in music or on the road to our Radio Music Festival back for its tenth. Year. Bon Jovi bts coal plant like that part of the Promo Code Place talk about the songs that loved the Playland Evil Evita. That's very cool. 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Having that assurance that no matter what as long as we were there for Anson that someone would be there to take care of us. You took so much weight off our shoulders out. Can you help go to fisherhouse dot org September eighteenth nineteenth on IHEART radio stations and CW TV dot com it's all virtual this year but hopefully, it'll be back in person in Las Vegas next year last night Kan city chiefs played who they since accidents and they won the chiefs one yeah. Kind have a blow out was weird to watch football just like kind of all of a sudden you know like like this. Is still looks the same now, but it's just kind of weird that were very, very few fans in the stand but Andy Reid coach of the chiefs I think. He had like the face mask, the plastic face mask in front of him during it because I mean, they're still doing all the stuff besides the players and so what they do during the game last night as far as like the national anthem they played the black national anthem and they played the national anthem The Texan stayed in their locker room because they didn't want to show favoritism to either song. So that's what they did last night the chiefs were out and I think a couple of players on the chiefs knelt down during the national anthem last night and Um the singer. That performed also pay tribute at George Floyd and Brianna, Taylor on their shirt, and before kick-off both teams met in the middle of the field for a moment of unity speaking of football The Green Bay packers are coming to town on Sunday at US Bank, stadium, but no fans in the stand from what we know right now. Fans. So that's so the chiefs were able to I guess it's obviously on state. Yeah. I think that all works so did I didn't see any of the game night they had like the cheering and stuff. So I I think that it was like the sound effects. Or not I think they did because I didn't. It would have been really weird. Had it not been on there and I didn't notice I. For sure on Sunday if there's nobody in the stands and you hear cheering This out they said only one NFL game on Fox is going to have virtual fans to this day on Sunday computer-generated virtual fans are going to be seen when the bears play the Lions in Detroit. The idea is to focus on one game and see how it looks. You tried before they tried with the rest of the game saying look like the stands are full of people. But they're not because I will say I watched like highlights of like an NBA game and you see them they have like the digital wall on the there's fans there and they're obviously on webcams and every time it's very distracting they're and they're not even doing anything obnoxious it's not like they're like holding up signs or waving or anything like that but it's just it looks different. Madden NFL twenty-one ran their NFL simulation predicted that Chicago bears would beat the Kansas. City chiefs in Super Bowl this year's crazy as that might sound the game correctly predicted the chiefs would win the Super Bowl visit past year which they did last time you're low fun. Fact you the last time the chiefs at won a super bowl was in nineteen, sixty nine who debate they beat the Minnesota. Vikings. I said this earlier my theory is going to be the vikings are GonNa win the Super Bowl this year. Why? Because there will be an asterisk next to the season forever and people say the twenty twenty season that doesn't really count because at the Vikings curse because you know the vikings were cursed when they played in a super bowl in New Orleans in the seventies when somebody who is on the Vikings management or whatever tried to hook up with the witch doctors daughter you don't. Knows a true story. Jenny heard this story. You guys talked Gary Spivey one time about this. Gary. Well then the witch doctor put a curse on the Vikings and said, you will never win the Super Bowl and that was in nineteen, seventy, one or four something like that. How many bowls the Vikings one since then through none and they have benders mall. Super Bowl since nineteen seventy nine. Oh okay. Oh, forty one years. I feel bad for Viking. Let me tell you gotta be a Packer Fan. You don't get to be packers. I feel I feel worse for packers because of their I Q Seriously, you can tell just looking at it very bright and. Well do you shotgun a beer fast? Pants. According to a study. Red Meat. Is even worse for your heart when you cook it on a grill what? They said that red meat seared in high temps produce chemicals that might reduce bite increase the risk for heart disease stroke and diabetic complications They supposedly stick around in your body and then mess around normal cell functions will that stop you from girl and a burger? No, NO SAF now. The other words you eat it more raw. Jobs in childcare a job portal that did this is actual a portal. It's called jobs and childcare places candidates with wealthy families. There's an opening. For a nanny to care for a four year old boy in Aspen Colorado care the requirements you must be proficient in skiing or snowboarding. Have a background in early childhood education. You must speak another language either Italian ranch or Spanish you must be willing to work about twelve hours a day five days a week and travel. Internationally if you have all of those qualifications congratulations number one, you're very impressive and stand a good chance of getting this job all and the pain goes high as one hundred, thirty, five, thousand. That's a good deal complimentary room and board. If you're interested than to go just google search and of the website is Google search jobs in childcare I'll be honest I thought it was just going to get ridiculous that is not ridiculous but he mean. That require what they're looking for I. Mean they're paying that much for the they're paying, and then it's like, okay ski and snowboard. That's like because where we live and the language thing is because either because where we live or the type of family it is and that outside that it's like a lot of people go to school for a child psychology and that sort of thing. So I think that's a good deal right out of college. Do It Have you googled herself? Selena? Gomez may be a megastar but she Still. Doesn't Google herself she told Allure magazine I honestly can't Google myself. I'm strong and a lot of ways. But I think I have way too much of a sensitive heart She just doesn't want to go and read all the garbage that people write about her I. If you're feeling extra irritable today might because you didn't get enough sleep a new study found out that getting a lousy night asleep can make you more prone to anger the next day. So remember that guy and get to sleep number store this weekend finally. MILLENNIALS are super streamers. We've all racked up a lot of streaming hours of the past several months, but the generation that stream the most the summer were millennials according to research. The average person has watched twenty movies in the past two months and fifty two percent of respondents said they stream more than what they would've normal summer but the research found that millennials had increased. Their streaming the most this summer watching an additional four hours a day on top of what they were watching started pandemic in March Hey, I got to mention this because it sounds weird. We don't. If you tune in go while they didn't mention it. They must have never mentioned it it was nineteen years ago today that we woke up in the world changed. It with a matter of a couple of hours. It was nine eleven on this day I don't know if you can believe that it was nine teen years ago. Give it just a second reflect on where you were. If you remember that day and what it's like and what has changed since then we'll be back in a second on what one point three Katie would you beat replay boss Chakra play a song that we have no business plain to see whether the boss. Turtle it off can't wait. Rubio, boss check coming up today is Friday. It's little cloudy outside of the rain is probably mostly gone for today. I know he comes in later on really yeah. This is the rain tomorrow and then but they did say next week is supposed to feel like summary You've been looking at my doppler this is my job. Site the M.. Showers. The same man's blaming the weather he's taking away your job and he's been accredited more at I think probably next week it's gotta be rarely warm summer like, yeah I say louder than take it right Michael Golfing one more time. We're GONNA, you know with Susan. Me No not GonNa go with you. Hunter over cities ninety seven. How to golf golf before I have had to have I mean I'm not very good or anything like that. How many times you golf like a does now half a dozen Are. We talking driving range golf game like actually playing twice. Okay. We're playing a little game here Katie WB where this is my it's a we think our boss might be listening, but we're probably not sure. He's got a lot of other stuff that he's got to do. He's also in charge of cities ninety seven. So he's probably going back and forth. It's got a report to do when he listens to us and you got a phone call with somebody are going to do a little game here we call boss Jack. Were going to play a song that we shouldn't play but every knows and then see whether he calls and says, Dave Take that Song author radio what. Do you think that? Yes, he is listening Steve Raise nine o'clock this afternoon I'm going to say that he is not listening. I'm saying we're not letting Jenny I think he's listening because I think he gets up early any works out and then he starts coming into work around the time. So I think he's listening to us. We'll find out because of the phone rings will put him right in the air. It's called boss Jack. Here's a song were not supposed to play on Katie WBZ's. Well. That didn't take long. He's on the phone now. He's on the phone, just keep playing the song. Now, if you don't pick up the line, then he can't by I can save is in the bathroom. Hey boss. How're you guys good I why I've lived tale the follow on Instagram boy pictures post on there I love him. I can tell you been lifting and happy birthday to your son. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You know what I Love I. Love How you gotTa try to figure out exactly what I'm doing and whether I'm going to be listening to you at the specific time. It's it's very It's very fun to listen to we need Dave but get a tracker I think it's legal but get a tracker for his house and for him, and then we can just track know exactly where he is I mean it's probably against the law, but it's a great song Richard. I saw already like two minutes. Six minutes left to go. Now you're GonNa, say keep playing. I'm going to say, no, it's Friday though. Total Friday song. I. If it was more of a favorite song of my own might to added yeah, I'M GONNA say. Thank you. Thanks rich and have a good. Have a good weekend. Well Yeah I mean I'm on the air ten on city. So I got a lot of work to do before. We get there but you guys did. Promoting your radio. Rich boss Chat, he's listening he. One one point three KB wbz wait hold on hold on. School is in session. Sorry. Hold on. Principal Dad and welcome to school lunch today will be a selection of coal cousin grapes teachers lunches will feature great also crushed into white wine and served in a Yeti Cup students everybody to keep their work areas clear of video, gaming, equipment, leftover snacks, and your underpants. Appears tonight will be science night as one of you is left the milk out on the counter again. The nurse's office has asked me to tell you that if you start feeling feverish, go find your mom because daddy is heightened out in the shed on assume call about how to cut down on zoom calls. Don't touch your face and leave your sister alone. True it's like my house so foul and his move to like a Ritzy Ritzy ritzy narrow. Yeah. Hey, she's like Dade community near the one. I. Think it's got a gate on. There's a hill she's on top. Of A hill, a moat and a bridge it is a is a beautiful house. and. So it got US thinking. Let's play a little pricing game prescribe a house. And then with prices on a game, we call what's that housework. Jenny never bought a house before so you might really suck at this. Do. Okay because. What you angry some of the research and I feel like it's unfair because I can't because I already know. WanNa be unfair to you guys. So here we go. I'm going to start off with this because Dave, you're showing that you've bought a house numerous houses like three or four because you've moved and things like that and yet you've never bought a house. Let's get right into this. You want to spend amount of cash to live in mound. Minnesota well, we have a spacious two story walkout with. Private docks on Lake Minnetonka Seton channel also, open concept floor wood wood floors. On the main center island kitchen. There's also four bedrooms on second floor with extra large master and full spa bath newly updated walkout level with wood floors. It is five bedrooms forbath four thousand square feet in Mound Minnesota. What do you think the asking prices for this mound home? Okay it's on the lake though, right Lake shore it's lake shore ash okay. DOC, slip I thought has a slip but when I look at the Google maps of it didn't look like it was late lake Okay, I don't know one point six, million dollars Jenny I'm minutes say one point you're both over your both. Your both over. Its how many square feet? Four Thousand Square feet. Nine, hundred, ninety, nine, thousand, really. Dollars. You can get lakeshore talk for under a million dollars. But that is in mound, which is a little bit more out there we like farther out. Okay here we go. Love Lake. MINNETONKA love. Big Island here's some good news because you have an opportunity to own a private cabin in the woods. Just steps from Lake Minnetonka with a doc are you on Big Island? You are actually living now on big OWAIN. Okay. All right. Tell me about how you can build family memories and traditions at this completely furnished three season cabin with charm and seclusion fully furnished. Cabin is turnkey and features two bedrooms. One bath with asana electric fireplace in huge screened in porch cabin includes lakeshore access a dock area private, well shared septic electric storage, and so much more enjoy weekends at the lake without the long crowded drive up north There's a septic tank on big island and grow the year it was built in nineteen sixty eight square feet seven hundred, twenty, ninety tiny. Okay. Big Island. Three seasons hough. Okay Five, hundred, twenty, four, thousand, dollars four, hundred, thousand I'm giving to January two, three, three, hundred, ninety, nine, thousand, nine, hundred dollars you can live on. So you're telling me could sell my house now. Yup, and live on an island. How many square feet though did you say? Smaller than my apartment is. Operatives. Aw. Okay. Let's go to a diner because who doesn't love a diner. You can have a modern home for a home lovers paradise in a diner. Okay. This whole excite you former parade at Dream Home of parade of homes dream home in cro includes modern masterpiece. It's on a half Acre on many many haw creek with amazing views. The home is designed to be very energy efficient. It's on the. Market and is loaded with every amenity imaginable like what everything from an open floor plan to two story glass bridge which Fans Mud Room Ridge Yeah Story Glass Bridge there's a screened in porch exercise room floor, private masters tweet with an amazing full bath. This is like one of those houses that you see and you drive by and it doesn't look like a house you've ever seen before it has just. It's totally modern looking huge closet plus three more bedrooms two with their own homework lofts and two more bath plus laundry reclaimed elm wood floor green and smart home. Technology Metal Green Roof three-car garage. What do you think the prices and EDYTA Minnesota for this five Thousand Square Foot House I- Thousand Square foot any Dina it's only by many creek. I would say two point one, million dollars Jenny. One point four Janis closer one point eight million dollars for this. How Okay Okay Do. You know whether you enjoy this or not because I'm having a good time playing this one but if it's boring to you, then we're not gonNA play anymore the market for a Condo or a house, and it's making me very sad right now because I'll Ford say one day Jenny one day duluth has never looked better. We're going through this because I'm really GonNa make part live an architectural masterpiece in Duluth. It's a custom built with no detail overlooked by renowned architect. This beautiful home encompasses six lots on park point right on Lake Superior old man you will leave the stress of the day behind you as. You drive up experience. The privacy of this home nestled between mature trees and sand dunes with Lord ceiling windows throughout you'll be captured by the views in each room high ceilings at open space. Throughout the main level, you will find the dining room and family room attached to a gourmet kitchen complete with jade range rustic cherry cabinets, oversized island Butler's Pantry. Second floor master suite includes a large bedroom to a sitting area. There's two bedrooms, four bathrooms only two bedrooms in this. Yup. In this four, thousand, three, hundred, and fifty square foot home on lake superior intellect on six lots it's on a point it faces the leg. Called but it's in the As a drive up there. But this is gonNA be your home three million dollars even oh God. No I was GONNA only go like one million. Janet, you're good at this one point, four, million dollars moving to dilute. Wait. I can't afford a whole home that big now let me know what you think of this game. I thought was kind of fun but if you're bored with it, then we'll move on. We'll do something else like that paper to Tuesday bid, which is always a great value by Friday I mean. I mean that we could do something people maybe if they're in the market, this helps the mountain text me and let me know. So the verdict is kind of in on the to be named that price of the House game attacking people it. Yeah. Good A lot of people like are like fallon go on zillow in the dream of the house, it's three point eight, million dollars they'll dry buy a house go ooh mutiple. Let's look it up on Zillow. One little bit of feedback was do some homes that are more affordable. Yeah. I did it. I can do that next time or we can do that next time. Yeah it's fine. Okay like. Okay, this will make you smile. It's not necessarily good news, but it'll make you smile. University of Mississippi created drink cups for their stadium featuring healthcare heroes. Plastic cups on the sides of doctors, nurses. EMT's that type of thing. But they must have just pulled the pictures off of an image search without kind of researching them as one of their doctors is actually not a doctor. It's a guy dressed up as doctors actually porn star named. Johnny sins. Doctor for role. Yeah. So I think I have something wrong with me. That's funny. Is that is good news Dave. Thank you for this kind of good news right This is again, not necessarily good news, but it's just Kinda dopey college kid in Miami University in Ohio was busted for thrown a twenty person house on Saturday cops ran his name found out that he had tested positive for the virus and told them hey, you're supposed to be in quarantine you'd like warrior but my own house guess what they're going to find him five hundred dollars anyway. So that's good and here comes the real good news delivery people are still doing our are already doing plenty but an Amazon driver in Massachusetts went out of his way to save a dog. John Kasich brea was delivering packages when he saw dog drowning after on bell into its owners pool so he immediately dove in and saved its life didn't even stop taking his phone out of his pocket. Mad about that later Like. He could probably take the four point new seconds and take take your phone out. It'd be thinking in that moment ladies. He's the dog here how Everybody could use some extra cash right now but a group of cyclists in California did the right thing after they found four grand scattered on the ground last Sunday where was that money from? That's what they wondered. So they knew wasn't just put there for them. So they gathered up the cash found a loss wallet nearby and got it all back to the guy turnout accidentally left it on the back of his truck when he drove off four thousand dollars walking around with four grand in their wallet. Sometimes people will walk around with that if if there is something that day or the repaying alone or something like that I remember we talked with four people do this speeches because they're like Oh yeah. I see an opportunity for a business or whatever it is they want to have it around. So then they can have the cash have to charge it. The yet has the pandemic made you pay more attention to your health. A new study found out the we are eating more fruits and vegetables right now and more than half of us are eating less meat. I'm definitely doing more fruits and vegetables. Yeah. But I don't think that I'm eating less meat Amana Cancun away from it. I'm in love with that. math teacher in Nigeria one to reach many kids as possible. So she moved classes to twitter what's APP and Youtube when the pandemic head and now she has over eighteen hundred students, which is Kinda cool. And that is your good news on Katie WB. We'll do Dave sturt go then all of a sudden it's office Baghad it's Friday, the weekend defined show on one one point three, Katie WB and under smart device somebody in a second ago they said I haven't heard a good. Do you get it bit in a while? So I don't really have one of those. I will tell ya I'm trying to cross Galp at last night. Yeah. Well, having over in. Chan. Hasn't had to go to the quick trip across gallon zoom here comes it's car. and DOWN GALP at a high rate of speed. And I'd like halfway cross streets coming right at me. And I try to move to this side. No the car swerves toward me that summer. I moved back way came Karsh swerves toward me that way. That's scary. And so I'm there in the middle of the street I didn't know which way to go stuck there and this car slams on his brakes polls right up to the window goes down a squirrel pokes his head out said see it's not so easy. Isn't it? Do you. And there we go. Wrong. This is parish from West Palm Beach Florida. You're listening to Dave sturt on one zero one point three K. D.. WBZ. We have new music out from David Guetta and see Steve says it sounds like it's directly from the eighties. You tell me what you think. David Guetta and Sia let's love. Sound. I totally sounds like it could have been forgotten song from the footloose sound. Yeah. One of those aerobic class videos. leotards gotTa live in Newton John Is that you? There used to be a show on. Every morning back in the eighties it was called the thirty minute wake-up or something like that, and it was like hot girls on a rotating platform doing aerobics and me and my friends used to call it the thirty minute wait instead of thirty minutes wake-up we called the thirty minute work. Yeah and because it was girls basically bending over in tight like. OUTTA rotating like a record a rotating off yet thirty minute workout I think is what it called Bruce springsteen. The Brandt East street band will play a lot of their music on kwb. Let's check it out if you like it just for something different here's Bruce springsteen and the east re bandages called letter to you. Didn't. Hang say this won't be popular but Bruce Springsteen has been trying to recreate borne to run the last. Five years over raided under that overrated but I think the. I on the twenty minute workout, which is what I think you were talking about the minimum. Find It. Yeah it's literally yeah. It's like a white all white and they're on something in there. Yeah. What's all White House? Stages all white both actually but yeah the stages all white the background is all white and they're yeah they're doing a workout right there and it's leotards and it looks like something again, nights out Yep. This is it's called bad habits on Katie brand. New Music. Schemes. Genuine ask you a fair question. Okay sure is attractive. I don't know if he's your kind or not easy less attractive now that everybody knows he has herpes. He has definitely, but I think a lot of people do not care whatsoever about that because he's still asher but he has also forty one years old now and he's still. He's still singing about as bad habits like come on man you got to like grow up a little bit marshmallow and Demi Levato this is called. Okay. Not to be okay. Check it out brand news. Sits. Out Again. Back. It's a cane of. That song could be a hit. That song is pretty cat souls. Who happens I love this story this guy found out you know every Like restaurant whether you go to probably canes or Benny Honner whatever. If it's your birthday and your birthday club, you get like a free appetizer free dessert or something like that. So this guy used three hundred and sixty four fake birthdays to get free birthday food every day of the year. is also kind of terrible. Once upon a time I made this fake email account that is still used I get free food or dessert from a restaurant every single day I mean this fakey Mellon I found a list of a bunch of restaurants that offered birthday freebies. So put them on here and I put my birthday on each website for a different day of the year. So I have three, hundred, sixty, five days of free food tomorrow I have a free meal from Benny Hana's. About the only person who is crazy enough to do this well, worth it. Okay. Number one you trash pile it is not Benny Hana's it's Benny, honner? Saint People Call Walmart Walmart's. Odds K you don't see them go down to Burger King's new. You know okay. It doesn't have an ass on the end of Benny Honner it's Benny Honner but. McDonalds Donaldson RV'S I. Get at Wendy's I get it. Target is not targets its target lesson. My favorite price is free. So I think I know what I'm doing this afternoon signing up for. That I can let a bad idea. All right. Stupid News. Here's judge scolding the woman who spit on a McDonald's worker of over a cookie orders. Other words a cookie order went wrong and this is a woman who spit on the McDonald's worker getting scolded by the judge. Just. During this pandemic, what's the reason for your attack? You didn't get your cookie. Because, you didn't get a cookie this is the proper response. Your kids just trying to get through network in that heat of the pandemic. Scared to death of their lights. remorseful. Terrible about how it has. No you don't. You feel terrible like everybody who gets caught like you'll terrible adhered court. I can't imagine. But who would be like I didn't get a cookie you gotta figure. It'd be like that that didn't happen. Vacuum also slaps her kids upside the head and is not nice to dogs either. So our Jenny, what are you doing this weekend? What's going on I'm? Going, to figure out something to you because like I said, my little sister was supposed to come visit but she found out, she was exposed to someone who has Kobe last weekend. So now we are skipping that. So I got, can you invite me somewhere who's invited me to something I would but I don't anything really that I'm GonNa go do. Fly Tomorrow Friend of mine is coming in from Beautiful Olivia Minnesota and there and we may go flying. So what about UC So I'm GonNa be doing a little bit of a what am I gonna Oh football game and watch the Vikings packers game on Sunday and do a little bit of home project. So basically that Okay we'll have a great weekend. It's not going to be nice really today or tomorrow there might be a couple of spots where it's not bad But remember this. If this were March patios would be open and people be flocking outside. 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LCB Ep. 265 - Top 5 Most Boring Movies, Da 5 Bloods & Artemis Fowl Reviews and Joseph Gordon-Levitt Interview

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LCB Ep. 265 - Top 5 Most Boring Movies, Da 5 Bloods & Artemis Fowl Reviews and Joseph Gordon-Levitt Interview

"I'm not I'm I'm not. Dumb Net. Around. Fifty and beyond. Me Can get me out of this massive. Finish off your. Sh might pay. You can't handle the truth. MAYBE NOT! Maybe Fuck Yourself. Shoot your kid. One Dot Day of. What we've got here is. Saying, yes just. Well we're going we don't need. You know. What gave her barth let says to sixty five Jeff well-kept Jack Tro ballance. We have a lot of things get to today. We're reviewing two movies. The five bloods and Foul. To movies that. Couldn't be any more different. For every reason possible like lists. If you listed ten reasons, they're different. You'd be covering two percent of the reasons. They're different Review those on more often than we ranking top five most boring movies. We've ever had Josh Gad Denim. Shirt. Both released on streaming platforms effect now your gain is the game that sucks. You had her revenge of the game. Yeah, you're gained touch. To guiding I think both cases of the last two episodes where you're both just too close to the MIC. Love! Talking does your view. We Have Joseph Gordon Levitt. jgl Get his his name card underneath on Zuber said Joe. Yeah, we'll just pretty underwhelming. Actually just set advising the video of someone I said hey? It's our interview with Jove Levitt. I WanNa, send you a question in like it would have been kind of offensive, but I didn't mean in a bad way, but you'd easily take it this way. It's like a JOE would be okay if we call you MR twenty thirteen. and. And the way you know, enact would take it like I'm. Taking a bad way but I mean it is like it was everywhere for while right. There is like that you know. Twenty eleven. Twenty fourteen stretch were felt I felt like Joseph Gordon Levitt. It was everywhere in his very pleasant to see them. Very very aesthetic name. I like his name. Joseph Attic man that to. Very handsome, very handsome man, good name, very serious men. Very serious, but it's craft. Then right? was very serious show Johnny. Also! yeah like you said Third Rock, the rough, which is kind kinda crazy, third rock never in the reboot discussion. At a lot of really popular names in better still acting. There's a lot of rocks tweeted the sun by the way those a misnomer of title for show. It's crazy me. The third rock from the sun is how I found out about John Lithgow. And, then that was just that was his like. His crew wasn't gone at that point. Doing a Sitcom in the nineties was away thing to doing Sitcom now. So was a risky move the paid off for him, but like you know he'd been so much stuff. Still the best on the church will ever seen. By. That, let's say like like the British. If you're ever doing something for the BBC needed Churchill. You bringing in, American can bring lift go. He the Brits can't just can't do Churchill I. Haven't looked at. And I'm very curious to see how the British for taking a Curson Stewart as. Princess di, so that should be interesting actress. Agreed I'm just curious to see what they say about it. Lot of Reuters person. Doesn't sound like a good role either. No? In, post the movie, the it's not about her death, which I feel like very interesting person, but that's the most interesting part of her life. It's like her three days of frigging divorced. which like? Busy going to be the real story in my mind, which is just the royal family completely trashing her? Yeah, that's what of the outlets. That's why they need. American. That's what I mean, maybe not a good role, but like I'm just like always wonder if we'll ever get like. I don't know. May I feel like the Queen was like pretty down on the. Royal Family in terms of. Cow Quickly they react is not like. The Royal Family doesn't get trashed tabloids all the time but I you know who knows. Maybe. It's one of those things is an American. Princess Diana? Maybe we don't know that much about her in. That's okay. leave it as it is, we don't you know we just we don't. We don't need a royal family. Don't need it. Don't drama. Was the lift Oh. That was in Dexter by the way. That one season of Dexter that was really good yet. Bathtub the chop chop man. Troutman What a great season that show! Defend the Princess Diana stands. There holding. People who love the royal family not like what you just said, but if they I'm not, I'm not anti Princess Diana I'm just anti royal family stuff like I watched the crown i. feel like that's the definitive royal family, thank. Right now for sure that that should be it we should be. There should be no more stuff about the royal. Family's just be the crowd. We. What was that show? What was that so jeff that you had trivia that time it was. It was the one about trying to marry the Prince Harry lookalike who who wants to WANNA marry Harry Yeah Yeah Yeah. You mentioned a whole show being based around. That's so fucking absurd, wild wild hair. He ended up being the. Prince. Prince William ended up turning into his father. Remember he was the hot France back in the day he was on the Tiger beat magazine next to Jonathan. Taylor Thomas fucking crazy. In the Prince Philip, somehow still love that picture from the other day. No, man I I I tend to avoid pictures of Prince Philip Man. We're just. We're just trashing. The Royal Family is. The most important royal family. Picture. From Alaska you're so the him in the car or otherwise, that's a while ago. Sausage fingers saw. Charles head. Yeah, that's a medical. That's a liver thing I feel like I like I immediately saw that now it's like something's wrong as liber yet I mean don't get me wrong. Yeah, not making fun of it was it was if you don't if you can't openly admit that you're stunned when that picture came up on the time, line yeah yeah. Shocking to see. How your is just scanning environment to make sure everything's normal. When it catches something that doesn't look normal. It like focuses on that. That's what it does with his hands on that photo and we should do that video humor twitch video of the guy saying he wouldn't stare at the BOOBS. We should do that, but it's Prince Charles V. Edison. To single food. was single tipped this. Forget that ecstacy of gold is playing in. The background sits down. What a great video! That's the best video from last year. So this episode. How many games have I had on this podcast? Yes locking thirteen, not we're sick podcast. Not Unlike the you guys are sick very cool word is always under the weather. Yet this. This is my colonoscopy game. Because I I got a dual. In ever in Dos could be this morning engulfing I gotTa tell you so the the procedure is around thirty five on the young side, but I've been having Gi. Issues the last three years Berry public public with my battles, and my gall bladder, and You know the doctor just want to check everything out. Everything looks fine but You know. Like a medical test Downer, scan your mind as always worse scenarios. He Freak yourself out bit The procedure itself is not bad because they give you the pro. They gave me the propofol. pop annoying remembers fell asleep, but the day before the night before is an incredible journey through time and space and this this drink they give you the Clinton pick in two thousand sixteen ounce. Ounce nuts too big. Maybe twelve ounce bottles at this cranberry flavored thick water, just thick syrup water in. You're supposed to slug the syrup. Wonder one at five PM. Did that in you? Sit there and you're like it's not working, but it takes two to three hours because you hit our two point five and I I don't know why, but I recorded it send. Did you guys? Get to listen to that Oh. Yes. It semi your. Team goes peeing. Sound like I was being a very large dick whole. Whole night of that, so it was, it was wild. I'm glad to be done with that, but you have to go get one. Go get one. Don't be afraid of it. To be afraid of the once through that, their prep is the problem is what it seems. CARE the poop stage. Yeah, which is like it's IT'S A. You know one shitting you're. Out never like completely fun, we talk about colonoscopy is feel like what the older generation like alums really nervous I. Don't want anything up there, so you don't feel that you. Don't even like awake for that. It's a non factor like a camera. My but I don't feel anything. As feel normal man. Feel empty. Feel like I could do some like we sports tennis really like in an agile way right now. 'cause I'm ten pounds lighter, but. What was your meal your first meal? We ordered PF changs the other night. And what you left over. Last. Yeah Yeah. You Go back at ten thirty, eight in my wife accidentally ordered double fried rice. Because I just wanted fried rice because I was supposed to do the same. Low Fiber Diet So Slam this whole bowl, probably thirteen hundred calories worth the fried rice at ten thirty a M. Immediately went down took a ninety minute now. Day. That sounds wonderful I. Try to shoot Dan Sag I've been eating much healthier so I don't. I can't just gorge myself and I was like fuck. It own a try. I got a Benny Honner the New York. And I, I, accidentally off the top click the families I was like. You know what fuck it I'm like why not more steak shrimp? That's nothing. That's fish free points slow to rice point. Await what watch for. Benny Hana's points. Card. So it was like seventy bucks or Whatever I'm not really. I'm not eating food at one of the biggest waste of money like I. Got Through because I'm not eating a lot like I, don't have the stomach to just. Pound food told me a massive waste and I mean nothing nothing. There's no bigger difference of table to take out and then delivery like Hibachi I mean the the the the quality and what you're eating just Dr- drastically changes, they can money Hibachi grills going on us right now. Said! US One in Oregon. That's I. Mean I know they're making. They make some of that stuff in the back, but like are they at Benny Honner, going out to the INS. And everything and having all the fun doing just in the madness. No! Back 'cause because you can go to a Japanese steakhouse restaurant in in. Sit in the non hibachi section in. Forget they have that. It comes from the back that previously one of the best impractical jokers challenges is what they made one of them. Be Hibachi chef at a restaurant in the obviously don't know how to be on. It was very funny, and they just told them what to do with stuff, and they kept like throwing eggs at this one guy that really pissed off. has there ever been like cross hibachi table throws? You're seeing that Oh. That'd be awesome. Level of a love to see that I've never seen that I. Love to see like if. Pointed to his buddy across the restaurant just flung A. Tip. into his. Maybe we just emerged invented anniversary. You know what the name of Do you know what the name of the little peeing boy. botchy. Once using their Sakis Himalayan there. Yeah, yeah, what? I knew knew about new concept the triangle. So you sit in the middle of hibachi triangle. Has Staked one about his shrimp, and what the Botchy as chicken? Wing fling it like and you got to rotate your chairs to. It, we're going to. Currently, you're like their own like a lazy Susan, and they rotate you stay in the middle, but they are the ones they're rotating while doing botchy moves the you lay it out, so the floor is like it's a grid where every yet is laid out with steak chicken, but it's. Done by somebody who worked at Fedex. So you're maximizing Labor at Youtube. Spots Hibachi Grid. And after how many vegetables catches in the mouth? You say that's enough like two or three I want to leave. You can't leave because you're locked in. You're in the middle. Enough for me like I got my three, my three streak tonight you'll carry over next trip. You have to crawl out of the party. Dates that I went on. I was like fifteen and I went to a restaurant and I was with the person, and the guy started doing scripting thing I thought it was water because it's only the second time I've been Hibachi and he starts squirting her mouth and Mike Holy Shit this. Is Scared shitless because I thought I won't be able to drive home because I took a giant Gulp of sake and I was like dumb teenager I really thought it couldn't drive home so scared. This is this is the name of that. It's the brand name on Amazon. It's we the we we squirting boy. No more. Don't want them breeding Amazon. I don't like that name. I remember very vividly that a an entire group of people in my senior year homecoming and High School Winter Hibachi for the pre homecoming meal may smell the whole fucking fieldhouse up. Just get their bodies snowing that Sam Myers polyester wool rental tux home. You're not getting your deposit back now. It's not coming out very easily. So this supposedly MSG. I can't get back. This Benny Hana. No it's Kaido stunned the city from Benny Hana's cheaper. Full sized shrimp in your breast pocket. Flung at you. Nothing's worse than when you go to one of those places, and they have a bad ginger dressing. Addresses. Do love a good ginger dressing, though nothing better. Simple Salad. Is a gets, and you just said dressing on. It's a whole different experience. That's other a side from the Hawaii Restaurant Jack and I are creating creating like sweet green tag, but are only menu is a menu item is her botchy Alad. Just Romaine Roman ice house iceberg lettuce in ginger dressing in four terraced Reps. Yup, that's it maybe if you're lucky. I one sliver of a cherry tomato yeah, little little radish. Yeah, yeah, Radish! Yeah, it's one radish slice on little. 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Twenty one is dad turned thirty. The window of eligibilities expanded two months February, Twenty, eight, thousand and twenty one. Is the window eligibilities, so they're now going to extend out there. Because of all these releases I'm curious. If that's going, allow some maybe bigger movies that were trying to cram in at the end of the year. They're going to be around like Dune release. Maybe they're going to late January or February. These in the movies coming out. These movies are now going to be eligible for the Oscars in January and February. You want to hear some of these humdinger Dinger's got. Escape Room to. Pinocchio from Gear Del Toro who by the way you and McGregor voice? Voicing Jiminy cricket. Mortal combat will be Oscar eligible for two thousand and twenty one or they're doing doing a mortal combat. Yeah, we've talked about it I. Think I just forgot about it? He's very regrettable. WHO's in it? You don't remember not a ton of names you recognize Peter Rabbit to the runaway. Feel like they could have come up with a pun for that name. The seems like they did Peter Rabbit. To would be very conducive to like upon name allowed the squeak will. Yeah. They just didn't they? Didn't? What's it called again? They don't the viral or something. Hop Away just fucking. Right. Guys the Guy Ritchie's new Jason State the movie cash truck. That'll be good I'm sure. Chaos walking. Who else is on any other names Cinderella New Cinderella movie. Disney. Camila Cabello is no not Disney CABELA's Cinderella Pierce Bronson's in it. The turtles, that's the one of nearly porter. Find the fairy godmother at the. Two dozen six red. Riding Hood Movie Henry Cavill. Way With the man deciphered. No, this is like a two thousand six Red Riding Hood movie at Henry Cavill I was. A good boys. wikipedia page as came across it, and I vaguely remember advertising for it, but like I do not remember it it it's. RANDOM PEOPLE I. Side freed one like eleven. Minutes six GONNA numerous challenges. The other is going to That's going to be the so. A Lotta Times they vote for what's on their mind, so maybe mortal combat will have some Oscar looks Golden Globe Globes, aren't aren't delaying as of yet. I just want I just can't wait for you know the big montage of how movies brought us back together. Thank you Hollywood. Yes, please keep going to the theaters that'll be. They solved Kobe. Celtic. Let me guess they're gonNA show a scene from Casablanca. Albertus The magic of movies do not I obviously like I, like that Shit. Okay I'm just being an asshole about. Like, it's why we watch this show. It's fun the movie magic. We like it, but it's. You know! Making a joke here we should make a fake montage like that except like dub over like Casa Blanca frankly my dear. I don't give a damn like just purposely. Get a bunch of stuff wrong. Film twitter in a frenzy. It's really curious. No will be like a best picture. Nomination like the things that are gonNA still because like there are still going to be some big name movies that come out in the fall of French dispatch defy bloods will for sure have some Oscar awesome Oscar hype. But like a lot of the other ones that we just don't know there's an assumption that the travelers. CHICAGO, seven American Sorkin will be will be up there Maybe Dune. Maybe like you the shortlist stuff. It's things that we just kind of assumed could be good. We have no idea though still water. From was from Tom McCarthy with Matt Damon in it. there's another one that next goal wins from. TYCO it, that's another one. That's up there so I don't there's A. West side story was on a couple of shortlists I thought that got delayed till next year. I guess not a news of the World Tom Hanks. So I don't in a chance member this this time of year or things like downsizing are still on the shortest, or we don't know about parasites in right exactly or still on the radar. You know. You, you could see now with require though I guess the ten requirements next year, so not yet but like. I. I'm curious how it's GonNa all shake out. You could see like a really weird ones sneak in. You could see something like I'm not saying bad boys for life, but you could kind of a cruise to. Be. Right I'm a on the minds of the academy. Daughters watching the crews on the way home from Michael Nas copy. The my wife. Nicholas cage is boys, and I'm groggy editor back I'm. She watching the cruise. The afterlife just. Playing Avenue you put. You put the crews on for her right. The this morning the other day your. What bought it? I bought the crudes like it was like five bucks. As I was. To listen to the podcast episode. What do you think the crew? Connecting the joke I'm coming back around. Do you think it's funny? And get the criterion collection version. The hand-drawn cruise cover the front of the criterion box yet as Before before again they go to sleep before like is put the injection in me like I. Really wanted to do like a Rodney dangerfield bit. Rodney Dangerfield do getting a colonoscopy. Doctor Who's going to buy me a drink I or what? Say that. That's that's the Oscar is not much more Matt I'm sure they'll have some more stuff that pops up here and their rules ideas. Being inclusive if they'll actually act, who does the academy never fucking now Trailer for a new movie kind of a Hulu. On July tenth called Palm Springs. when carefree. Said by Andy Sandberg and reluctant maid of Honor Sarah by Christian Who I believe was in. Black! Mirror episode as well though. Star Trek One Yeah I. Remember Her from I'll have a chance. Encounter Palm Springs wedding things complicated when they find themselves unable to escape the venue themselves each other. That's an awful description. This is basically fucking. Groundhog days has lived I. Repeat is Happy Birthday I keep reliving. The same day is what I guess. The trailer J. K.. Simmons is going to be in the movie. That's cool we like J. K. Simmons Peter, Gallagher or Ducasse. They're they're taking groundhog day, and if there's a dial from like groundhog day, which is like personal growth story at like nine in romantic comedy four. They're taking the dial down to like four on personal growth story in nine up to romantic comedy and this. I think conceptually. It's Kinda. Cool because you never see a movie. Where like they just get resigned to the fact that they're stuck in this time loop like every every time one of these it's. How do we fix this? He'd get out of this scenario. You never really see you where they're just like well, fuck it. How do we at least enjoy ourselves before we find a way to die like that's kind of interesting to me. That's a good point. I actually think about it. That's a good point. When there's also there's also a finite amount of things you can do. Like any run out of it, but you can only get a certain amount of distance before day resets all that stuff, and at some point. Look I'm simple. Bring Man, but you're gonNA, WANNA die. Don't really wants to live forever. She'll get boring using all the people you love whatever died. Millions of shows except in this situation I, guess. Yeah, but you also like you know an eternity with one person. Like look? Like my wife Oh. Yeah, but then attorneys and attorney I think part of it is just exploring. That is like you know you're. In a relationship like you know you wanNA. Spend the rest of your life. Someone like there's an unpredictable elements like what's going to happen. Good, bad or neutral right? Good things happen. Bad things can happen, and YOU'RE GONNA! Take care of it together with this. There's no stakes right. So what's a relationship with no stakes in like pretty much chartered out future. I think that concept's probably what they're going to explore and I'm interested in it, but it's trailer would have been a lot funnier if instead of him saying we're starting to loop if he just say, we're groundhog day. Yeah, for something I was waiting for that like I I felt like actually nodding to. Yeah. Anything. Funnier to me. The neon movie which I think is maybe the most attractive part of it. Neon a twenty four really not missed much in the last I would say two years to three years I would say especially with the case with Neon, unless for some some garbage that I'm forgetting. It's got. A lot of people forget about Christa. And? She was a mother on how I met your mother I, said man. He's the mother you said that. Yes, he said Howard you, brother. I trying to say she's Black Mirror and I'm like. Oh, man! That's the mother. Mother the Mo the mother that they ended up killing off, so he can deal with Robin. Very satisfying in natural. Everybody's happy. Yeah, I'm not I'm not a big. Fan! Of of him now. Suit up I mean the thing. Rather than what you gotta do that everyone likes. Everyone liked that show. They hated the way it ended right. I loved harmony weather so much ending was a little bit of a up and looking back on it I. Don't think I can watch. Watch him. It was bad. It betrayed the spirit of the show. I mean that makes me not WANNA watch. It I did. I. Italy I will say everyone in that show is awesome. Except for Josh Radnor who stinks, he's Ted is my are the show. I think that's probably partially by design, but he stinks. It is it is very upper tier CBS comedy in terms of the comedies. They put out. Yes, that's true. But then in great, there's a lot a lot of good moments. Anyway. Movie looks good I think we know what we're going to get. Any Sandberg. I always enjoy Andy Sandberg. That's the thing. I will give it I always I'll give something a walk in any Sandberg. Them I just. There's something about the way he looks in. The, only the only thing. The only thing I wish like Akiva. are producing producers, but like I kind of wish that three of them were riding this together. I want the gang back together I want more than the bash brothers. Biography wants from new lonely island content pop star pop star to like whatever their next move is I'm hungry for that. It's been five years since Popstar, thank. All Star. Up Duct over because it was three years ahead of its time. I-. I- Samba always has i. don't know how to describe properly, and hopefully you're listening gown of saying I'm sure you guys do. There's a commitment with a movie with Sandberg and anything. He does that I that I just didn't. He always knows the tone of what he's in. Like you tell you there to have fun to be funny. Intimate like Kinda gets it and I'm only kind of saying that because we're GonNa talk about a movie today. I feel as though most people in the movie took it way too fucking seriously. and didn't really embrace their characters like I. Always feel like Samba did that's not great like I'm GonNa Laugh at. He kinda gets a care chrissy place. is also. Going to be lots of movies that are bad, but I think he gets the best performance you of whatever movie he's in. The only thing I think I've seen within that I. Really haven't liked is Who's your boy or that's my boy. You bring that up. Night is crumble everything. He? Yeah, he was like the best version of that care. Was it his fault? He bit the. Roles, he played like I love you man. He had just way of. These. Characters are always like. Absurdly believable. Of their is believable you're. It's an absurd character because. E? Just funny, but you also like that. He's acting like that could be a real person. He's acting like his character in popstar could be a real person. Maybe hot rod might be an exception to that, but. I don't know. God fucking hot wrote is so funny. And so good! Episode breaking up by Hawthorn. Hawthorn we like Hawthorne because they got great products top to bottom they. Oh, they WANNA talk about colonial gas up the rest of their shampoos conditioners. Soaps the the the the liquid body soap, also the body, so the soap bars. Actually it will last you for ten years. Have you tried any suburbs called how I met your ladder? Pulled other funding with our podcast. Looking bombing, that's Bob's Burger joke. Take the quiz There's questions that you receive talking about the things that you use to us in the past. Had smells you like and they'll send you. A box of products that are based on that curates, and it doesn't get job. It's a good algorithm is is what I think. It's fantastic, not just for yourself. You WanNa. Give it to a a data. Your Dad smells like asked I. 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David Dobkin the director who is going to be doing euro the. Eurovision Song contest of story of of Fire Saga. He said this. He said ten years later when I was asked again in a hung up phone after saying no, I thought about it like be curious what it'd be like for the guys. In their late forty s wind up being single again to go back out in the world when Weird, difficult, challenging story that is and as long as there's a real story in the middle of it to me, it can be a movie. He's not. He's GonNa. Do it, but. The, the whole arc of the first movie was that these characters were able to like not wedding crashing more because they find their fucked up happiness or one of find their happiness. Funds fucked up, but I don't know I don't WanNa say he's GonNa, cheap in wedding crashers one, but it does right. It wrapped up nicely is guys. These guys were in their thirties and there're fucking tired of wedding crashing and now they're to go back to it. Out Ruining your ruining the cannon. Mr Dobkin 's. You're ruining the franchise. The stored can of wedding crashers, Can Saudi? Somebody. WHO's get zero on the phone? Get Him to to show. Run the wedding crashers. Fusing but I think both of these actors are kind of past their comedic moment in a way in a sense right. I, think Vince, Vaughn has done other stuff. That is I think better now like ninety nine great i. think what Owen Wilson is going to be in one of the lucky show. I think to write. Off He's definitely in French dispatches in everywhere. Yeah, thing! Yeah, they're. They're both I think past that sort of like goofy comedy stage I think in their careers as it stands I, don't everything. This is something that you would want. I wouldn't mind seeing them together again in comedy. Wedding crashers I think the I think was fucking Holmes and Watson. Or the other. Turn Ship Right? Yeah, the that that wasn't great, but then it comes back to like the writing is. Is You know maybe maybe wedding crashers to be funny? At the same people writing for it, but it also is a very of the time. movie and I don't know. We talked about how comedies kind of changed in what's considered funny is like you know the football scene where people are overly aggressively playing football or Bradley Cooper's character is getting diarrhea. I don't know if that translates into like the darker comedy in twenty twenty where things are a little, you know. there is different now, right? I don't know I. Don't know refurbish needed right now. No, we don't, but but you know they're gonNA. Make it get the boys back together. I'm GonNa Watch it and I'M GONNA laugh will probably give it a seventy three by say this is a perfect fucking tbs movie. TV as mature wash wedding crashers do. just you know like if you marry Humira Isla Fisher. Can't let go if you marry Rachel McAdams. You can't let her go. That just ruins it for me. These guys. These guys fucked it up with these these. Queens announced route firm and wedding crashers two, but thanks, no, sir, now going there got to hit him with the not my wedding crashers, not my wedding crashers. Booting wedding crashers with an all female cats. what? It's going to be so pissed. Taking this town. What's the movie the to you guys are like you. I may make this. Maybe Mandela fact is the intern or the internship. which when you guys say you, you enjoy a little bit. The Deniro, the end the. Forgot on Hathaway, we're. Getting a lot of movies to my master list like fourteen hundred in and passed by one of them I think the intern and then I forgot the way I thought it was the internship like Oh, the internship was a whole different movie. The Google movie yeah. That was when people had a positive impression of that particularly the company, the tech industry to yeah yeah. The tech industry people are like wow, the tech industry wouldn't be crazy to watch a movie with these guys trying to fit in the tech industry, which is good good. We'd love it now. It's like Oh, God. What are we done? Just the very annoying movie. That was I don't know. I mean the internal, particularly great either. I like more than mutual. I just think as you get older. There's something there's something about the genre of someone's past. His prime still having some utility somewhere that's going to. Resonate with me because it's better than fucking grudge matter. What was the one where he fought? Stallone is at it. Yet right. Grudge match the movie where he's Fox's. Does He. I think I might have passed that one. Yet Just Yank that one goats aid that one out of the memory hole. You never saw that one. Deniro in the press photos for grudge match had to be like for got it. You got to I 'cause. Stallone is still fucking ripped. Willing to still very shredded and. What Bob De Niro looks better than I do, but he doesn't anywhere near as good as stallone. I guess the pitcher commits a major difference was. Early Charlie Kelly. in. The fight or something. Hugh, yes, the after school fight in the yeah. Memorable scene is his daughter does singing. I. Don't Fuck with you. In a talent competition that one just got D. memory hold do I pulled that one out to? Charlie Danaides Q. I think he was called. It's it's fistfight. Yeah might be fistfight. As far as the fight or something, but I remember what you're talking about. I remember very very vividly seeing that trailer twenty times never watching the movie not once. But good on this island. Speaking still fester stallone something you. D Memory hold today. Was that old? The NESTEA SNOWMAN COMMERCIAL? He said picture to the group. And then that memory hold the Sylvester Stallone Rocky Lipton Brisk Commercial. was. That actually sounded just like them. Might have been him dude I. Mean You probably do ninety seven? It was right after COP. You probably could have gotten sly things. He was hurting from planet Hollywood. Going under you probably could have gotten for like forty seven dollars. and. Were Planet Hollywood. Denim jacket. That's been come on. Man? Oh, no! No. would. Stir. Lastly Star Wars. There's a rumor. GotTa find his source. L. R. AM online. L. Ram online lead redder midlander. Lead rider media. Interconnected Star Wars live action. Disney plus like franchises sounds what. Both. Okay okay. That's already what it is. It's like the most connected cannon. There is in other kid nick. Like very. Like it's more interconnected than marvel granted, minus the poor planning between the last year I in the right of Skywalker and Wayne's like start like horrible, there's differences off movie into comic books, and Games Star Wars, there's not like everything like. If a children's book tomorrow, it has to be within cannon, so there's a baby character of a creature creative forty years ago. Especially when you think of Mando season two because man, no season two is bringing in no less than fifteen interconnected. TV shows cartoons to all different types. Maybe like the news here is that like they're going to have multiple shows at the same time, which is fine but like. Like I mean this is cool, but yeah, but. I I would be more like. My shock and my shock would be if they said it wasn't going to be connected. What nobody's interconnected? Maybe not thanks in sort of Canon, but thinking in sort of like the. Stories they're telling is going to be interconnected as in like you watch a show here and then you play a continuation of the story and a video game. The in. says. Look debut in one new season, but TV series per quarter beginning mid twenty, twenty one, and were reportedly intertwined the events of Mando Anna. Soka show Abo- effect show, and Ezra, show an admiral thron Shell, and another unnamed shows like kind of back to back, like okay down a little bit, and what the Wbz do. But like even if if you like. Said like that. Yeah, I mean that's neat like that's fucking awesome. I can't wait. But if you just told me that they were released, Shit like I would just assume OBI. Wan is going to be connected or a like. I just imagined shows will be connected. Date News like star the night. It's that he can catch the next episode of. Added before night today. Know what is very timely? What Auckland? Only. You. Do they how they do. They have like a live in game event. I read a whole article on engines very mad at fortnight, so Ninjas Mad I thought you'd. Like watching the four-night and have to pretend to be excited about. Go! Ten year old. They're like Okay Ninja. Get excited for new plunger gun. Oh, fuck fucking go. Let's fuck and go. A stream snipers stream. Snyder looks fucking go. Just pretend to be excited. I hate this. I hate doing. This is obvious to anyone over the age of twenty that I hate doing this now. He's he's like I'm not actually mad videos, or they're hard to watch. The the might trip onstream snipers the ruining the game at all it's. Just played, play the game. Make your money and make your money man like I use. I. Like kind of get it, but also I. Would I would also respect him more like he was just like I'm not gonNA play for anymore. I get it maybe like a year and a half ago and I'm sure there's like a contr-. I'm sure he's the contract, but like. I feel like he's at this point. Where if I'm him? AM critical a guy like hey. We want these insanely successful, but if I didn't his shoes and Matt a point in the next half year, I can stop something I hate it I'm done like. I got enough my fucking out like so more. Let me rephrase. Respects the wrong thing because I have the same level or respect for him regardless of whether or not. He does because I really don't care that much, but I do think it'd be bad as if he was like. I fucking hate for night now. Yeah, I'M GONNA be struggling streaming entirely like Michael. became an only fans like Guy Tom. I. I would stick with him streaming, but it'd be like a game. He loved in that. I didn't have that broad of an appeal. Now he's streaming. fucking. Came and thank you. I will say bandicoot NHL. We're going to defy bloods right here in a second, but I'll say like I feel like if you're a streamer with a massive platform like Ninja. Like I'm not like saying they're watching like cat stream college football, but there people are definitely aware of. It's like the top thing on twitter. Every does it come on stream like you know what I might take a day or two a week and play fucking game I'd like I'd like like I'm not gonNA play Cottam Not GonNa play for I'M GONNA play. Tiger Woods, two thousand four, because if they have a big base. They're gonNA watch them. a huge jr PGM. I can never play them like I. Know like like Barcelona. We kind of a weird in a very good way. Following or people will watch folks like big cat or Dave do anything. I feel Ninja like I love him to be like you know what? A plan for bump backyard baseball tonight simulator. I just. Know. Since like yours like you said he's probably, he's contract. Probably I get it. I mean maybe still likes fortnight. My opinion is that there's no way you could still liked at this point. I don't think I. Don't think he likes it anymore. Really I really truly don't think there's no way you can do something that much, and be that good at anything and not have like some sort of next level challenge like maybe. Some basically right? Was it like one punch man? Yeah, and he's got the best Ford player in the world, but it's not like there's like A. I don't think four nights has quantifiable skill is like number one golfer right. If, you're if you're tiger woods you WANNA stay on top of your game. There's always this like built in drive to like win nineteen eighteen masters, or whatever it is, you're going to keep going at it like what's the drive to keep playing fortnight? Record is there to break like once you get to a certain point like there's no challenge to that. If you're a competitive person, which I assume Ninja is because I I think you've gotta be to be like being no good at something that way i. feel like Tiger all different course every night. MJ Kobe like playing different teams different cities. One of Ninjas complaints he's like. The last season of four, it was like five months didn't do anything to it. Fame fucking Bang so yeah I think it's like the staleness has to be there any sitting in a puddle of cash. Dude houses sick I possible. Sorry go ahead. No no go ahead on the talk, just impossible to do anything for that long without getting bored of it unless you're dengue course getting big MACs Tell Ninja if you're listening. I know you are. The second round of that contract man I. I wanNA. See you playing the dumbest fucking game twice a week. Casey Pell Cross again. Yes, I can't be. Casey Powell across for two hours. I would. I would watch. If. Today. I'll play Casey Powell across. I'd watch for probably at least fifteen minutes as the money. I just couldn't imagine being extremer getting caught up in these dumb streamer versus streaming by fire. As reported, and he's a pretty positive guy to. Break Spirit to well when I popped armor. Being like do that's the sickest thing. Every he's literally getting played to play video games in more at like developed and I'm glad he cashed in and has the money because I can't think of anything more miserable than being on camera like eight to twelve hours a day, and then having people like actively dislike you because. They find annoying, but yet they watch you anyway. Some people do without you gain no matter how good or how well like you are the more your front and center on something. Just that thing where someone's going to dislike you. Walk. It grows exponentially with the amount of people that I like you. So in your favor. Couches stuck up on a factory machining suckled. Fucking hoboken just play Casey Powell across for ten ten minutes a week. Take a little break loose on watching drake play with him and then drake. What's your favorite gun in the game? And he's like man I don't know I like them all. Do Drake fucking. Play this game he's. Media Savvy person in the world, drake was the first one dead and that. They played. Trails or quads is the first one dead every time WHO's so smarter, drake, but like Ninjas like where we dropping drugs. Like what do you think? Let me so with. He's GonNa Questions. That what your first moving the game I? Don't know what your first, move, Ninja. Just like eight God's plan. God's but inches like yeah. That was just watching Ninja. Sometimes, it was a blast. Phenomenon the intern. Kevin Spectacle could do i. mean he's still falsely be so. Nice, good guy! Let's talk to Joseph Gordon Levitt. He has a movie. That's going to be hitting Amazon prime video very soon. He had the opportunity will yeah. He had the opportunity if the like, he's blessed to talk to us, but we have the opportunity to talk to him. Mister Joe Gordon. Lebanon's name was Joe the by set by the same thing, but he does have a new movie coming out. It's going to be on Amazon prime video very soon. I believe next week or end of the week at tomorrow, the Eighteenth Eighteenth. Seven five zero zero. Check it out but I. DO interview. Joe's Gordon. We are pleased to be joined by Joseph Gordon Levitt. How are you doing your you? You have a drum khaki. Drum kicks using behind you. That's the most unique set up and all quarantine we see. This is this is my quiet room where I can guarantee, we will not be interrupted in our conversation. Is it soundproof. Is that why the audio so good? This room is soundproof actually. I grew up like you know recording music in my bedroom, my parents house, and then like the the garage in my parents house, and then eventually when when I grew up in head, money I. Made myself probably a far to allow fit. Recording Room and it makes me very happy every day and Those are my drums that have had since I was eighteen and That's how I bang out my demons. And, yeah, this is now where I am doing interviews and stuff. Because where else am I gonNa, do them I feel like that's like wh- such an underrated part of like the Corinthian things like who had the best setup for interviews for like three months. It's like just in front of their bookshelf. WHO's like flexing? They have kind of a cool room. It's like an unexpected thing that. Around trying to flex but the. List. So you've a movie coming out on Amazon. Prime Video. Most movies are not coming out so we'll get. We'll talk about theaters things in a second. What's your take on something in a minute? Seven five zero zero co-pilot, Tobias Ellison's preparing the plane for takeoff, which then falls without incident than we hear shouting in the passenger cabin of young men tried to storm the cockpit among them on eighteen year old terraced of fight begins between crew and attackers desire on the one hand to save individualizing on the other to avert an even bigger catastrophe. It is a very claustrophobic movie you are. You're in a cockpit for I. Mean this is. You're basically GonNa Cockpit for this movie the home of the. And played movies for the most part you normally see many, even like airplane is a fairly chaotic movie like there, there are many. Plane Movies. They're all pretty crazy, but this. You're very much confined to one area. That had to be quite the unique experience. This was a totally unique experience in a lot of ways. It's a really unique movie I know I I don't know that that's summary. Justice but You know. In, that's all your fault at all, but You know you hear about a hijacking movie in. You assume like okay, so this'll be like one of those. Hollywood movies where there's a a action hero of sorts, and they'll be some bad guys. Hijacking the plane and the action hero will beat up the bad guys in the moral cheered This really isn't that It's something a lot, more subtle and a lot more complicated and it. It's about exactly how people can sort of oversimplify and dehumanize each other by over-simplification and. I'm proud of how this movie really really portrays. Fully, Fleshed out human beings on on all sides of it and I think the truth is that. Everyone is. One is a human being. That sounds obvious, but when you know when you, you're kind of popular rhetoric about. This kind of Tragedy you often hear things overly simplified, and you hear the people dehumanized, and it's not to say that a an act of terrorism isn't a terrible thing, but it's also important as like. How does a human being get to the place where they're doing such a terrible thing? And that's the kind of question that this movie asks. Anna at that's kind. That's the kind of thing that an art film like this can do that a A Big Hollywood movie or you know lots of journalism and more kind of Simplified forms of of storytelling media can't do. And yeah so. Is it claustrophobic. Yeah, and very intentionally stuff and I. think that's that's sort of a feeling that. The whole world is is having the planet's getting smaller tree. It's not like you're actually on a plane in real life like getting a plane hijack. That would be a fairly fucking intense in horrible situation. However I feel like just for watching even if you haven't seen the movie, just watching trailers like. I would imagine when they say cut. The plane doesn't come apart. You Walk Offset like you're in. You know any other movies like you probably have to kind of maneuver out of there like you're an actual pallets. I feel like that. Does that add to you kind of slipping into that role being trapped in that area for so long during that movie will really added to. It was just the way that this movie shots totally different than any any movie I've ever been part of before and not in apart a lot of movies. It might sound like I'm exaggerating. I'm not. A, big part of why I wanted to do this project was the filmmaker Patrick Full. Wrath is name has this very unique approach to how he likes to movies, and it's all geared towards the actors being able to get extremely immersed in the reality of the story and the character, and so yet in a normal movie. You would shoot a scene that's like. Like a couple pages long, maybe two three four pages long and you just like you say they say cut and you stop then you roll the camera again. Do it again, and you do it over and over and over and over again and then they changed the camera and the lights, and then get a different angle and the dude over and over again again. Won't do any of that in this mood. The way that he would do. It was just. Use the script as a starting point. Say like. Don't stick to the script just. Go. Just be in this situation and words GonNa. Leave the camera for he would leave it rolling for half hour time forty five minutes at a time. And just and just let the actors be totally unique experience and Really powerful, really really hard because we were telling this extreme story, but but also really reward. Is that every once in a while thing for you? Who is that something you would like to do? Moreover it is. It's kind of like running like this is not stopping anytime soon. I'M GONNA. Keep going back to your do kind of like sometimes like the confines of of Action. Stick to the script a bit. Yeah of course well I mean there's a reason that that's the traditional way of making movies. It's an effective way of making. Pretty, good right? Yeah, that's how you normally do it. This was an unconventional kind of more of an art film and I look I I like a wide variety I like even as a movie watcher I like watching some popcorn movies. I like watching some art movies. I like. I have an ECLECTIC tastes in the same goes for. The work that I get to do. Sometimes I like acting in Von Popcorn movies the movie after this coming out in a couple of months Netflix's called project powers, big popcorn movie me Jamie, Fox and other wonderful young actress Dominic fish back. Action Movie. Fine action movie that was easy and this was this was hard, and I like both I like both. I mentioned the okay this again. On Amazon prime video June nineteenth. Digital release which most movies are one person is divine that and how worked with him a couple times on pretty fucking great movies. Christopher Nolan Scott Tannen coming out. Is there anything in your head anything? You're had junaid June. Eighteenth Amazon Prime Video. Is there anything your head that makes you think that Christopher Nolan ever accept releasing movie on a digital platform in theaters, because as someone who doesn't know him I. I feel like asking him to release digitally. Not Theories is an insane. Ask you know he would do that I mean. He's Chris issue such a highly principled guy, he just he. He cares so much about the things that he cares about I. think it's a big part of what makes him such a great artist like another. One of those things is phil like he's never. He's not gonNA. Shoot on digital cameras. He this Chris carries around. Film in his Wallet Remember when I was like. I was. I went actually to a to a screening that he and wally pfister his DP arranged of two thousand one. On seventy millimeter fill, it was beautiful, experience and And I brought My my wife, we weren't married yet actually and She's not a movie person, which is a lovely thing to be coupled up with someone who has a whole different way of doing the world, but so she doesn't really know the difference between. Film and Digital Cameras, or what seventy millimeter film versus thirty five millimeter film for Imax me. She doesn't know any of that and I was trying to explain to her. Why it's so great that Khorasan Wally setup this screening on actual film for us to see two thousand one in seventy millimeter film. And and so we were talking to Chris I was like. Can you explain because I know? How passionate is why you like film so much more what wise? It makes such a difference. He takes out his wallet. You carries around in his wallet. He's he. He says this takes a little piece of celluloid. This is a piece of thirty five millimeter film. Then he takes out a seventy millimeter frank. Out of his wallet. This is a seventy millimeter. He's a film, and then he takes out a piece of celluloid. That's an imax frame and it's like. Way bigger than the other two and that and this. Is I max film. Did. Do carries around pieces of celluloid in his wallet because he cares so much about the principles of. Film to Him, and and so no, my answer to you is no I don't think that he would. He. Explains it on June. I. Don't think he's GonNa shoot on digital cameras. He cares about the things that he cares about, and he's very very passionate about them I admire the hell out, so we're the three of US may forget their keys when leaving the house he's. Got To get my film. You. Just never know someone's going to act. Don't look back. Go through wash either. So a movie his urine inception. It's one that we love we recently. He did a retroactive review that again stalled up so for us. When love the hell out of it? It's a movie that whenever we talk about. People say they really want a sequel to it. Is this a movie you think needs a sequel. Why would you to the right answer I agree we s the right answers. That's where I think that's the right answer. I mean we're all just so used to. Sequels now because they become common in, but then that's like I guess good business for for studios and were. It's like a mark of success that if a movie's good, that gets a sequel, but Someone is yourself who like who has had a hand like you. You directed. You've made movies like. Is there something though that? Maybe the viewer? The audience like the two of US may not get where like if someone were to be approached by. Even if they're like, this is my story. It's one movie when studio comes a knocking and they're like. Hey, they wanNA. Do you know whatever to? That has to be pretty hard to turn down. Though right I mean I guess it's a case by case basis. I I I'm I'm sure that if Chris wanted to make inception to that, he could and I'm sure people have asked him to do it in have offered in lots of. Rich rewards to do it, but I'm I wouldn't expect that he would. Because it wouldn't be true to the, there's no real like the story is complete. There's something about a complete story. Not all stories are episodic, some stories beginning middle and end. Unfair for you to be teased as Robin, but never to get it. No again this is the same thing I. think the end of the Dark Knight, trilogy is an ending a great ending. That trilogy has a beginning a middle and an end in the end. There's a there's a character other than Bruce. Wayne. Entering the bat cave that ending is set up from Batman begins that the idea that that Batman is more than any man, and so I i. never thought that there was supposed to be more. There's it's a great end. And and again we just sort of come to. Stop thinking of movies having ended because now arkle success to have. Unlimited sequels, but but ending the kind of the most important part of a story, and if you take away the ending of a story, then what do you really have you have a franchise and a franchise is something different than a story of franchises of business and hey, there's nothing wrong with show business, but if we're talking about storytelling, stories have been. True before it Rapa back seven five, zero zero. You mentioned something a little bit. We talked about isolation again, June eighteenth and Amazon prime. It is coming out at a rather. I don't know if the right word is ironic or coincidental time where everyone is isolating. Is there anything you think for some watching that where they can kind of Paul from that like a connect on that level, because like some people have been inside alone now granted not dealing with your characters young. There is some similarities that. Yeah? That's interesting. You know honestly where my mind goes is is is different but I. I actually find it. Pertinence of what's going on in the world right now in in the protests were seeing about racial injustice in these talapity after the tragedy George Floyd and. Some five zero zero is not about police brutality in the United States. It's not about black people but it is about prejudice. And it is about intolerance, and it's about the way that people can. Put labels on each other and dehumanize each other. As a result of that prejudice and and so I I actually I mean. Like I said it's it's an indirect connection, but. And, maybe this is wrong, but my mind goes there there. There's a there's a similarity there that I actually feel proud to have this movie coming out with these themes of Of Bias prejudice over-simplification and the tragedies that come from that kind of thinking, and how humans can hopefully overcome that kind of thinking. In the midst of these times, and it's out on Amazon prime video on June. Eighteenth. Thanks for joining. If if you talk to them again Alaska to play the drums a second time, we won't. That's you. You give her pair of peace for us next time. Thank you so much man! Take care. We're talking to you. Guys See Let's review movie a streaming movie. NETFLIX's to five blood. This is going to be sticking around for awhile. Very well liked by critics. To tears back and forth. We're getting a little bit of that got some good questions about it to. One question about technique used the arrest likely. In some people kind of graft, it some didn't For African American vets battle the forces of man in nature when they return Vietnam, seeking remains other fallen squad leader in the gold. Fortunately helped them hide again by Spike Lee. It was released last Friday on Netflix Chadwick Bozeman delroy Lyndon of Judo Lindo. Excuse me door, Lindos, DNA that talk about the most Jonathan Majors, a Clarke Peters norm, Lewis, junior. Really. Really Fun Group that played off each other very well. I'll bring up a little bit I. Take My score a bit for my initial today because I watched it again i. do think not all the acting superb all around. However, I think the chemistry. They play each other very well and Delroy. Lindo is is receiving the most praise on anyone. As a basically, you get the numb now kind of performance like your a lock right now which you typically get around this time of year. This is a very. Heavy. It's a fun movie at times, they do again the chemistry and they play each other really well. It's very engaging very enjoyable. It is two and a half hours fucking thrilling start defensive thing is engaging. And the second, you think it may be like. Oh, it's mellowing out. A bit absolutely turns on its head. A it can get kind of bananas at times in its very impactful in powerful. There's some imagery. There's some some commenters. Things said that will fucking stick with you. and are incredibly impactful and powerful. Listen to and watch. And somehow like I've seen this at a lot about this movie. People say they're like it's crazy. This is coming out of the time that it is. It's not expecting made it four right now, and a lot of these teams have rung true since Vietnam. And have been true for the last couple years because look at black planet was very timely when it came out, but it is kind of crazy. This comes out around the time that it does with all around the country so defy blood very good movie beyond that not the reason why like saying it's interesting point as to win, it's release. Thrilling movie very well written one of the best performance we've seen in the last probably three hundred sixty five days, which is a very impactful, fucking engaging great movie from Spike one of his best, not as good as what client I give it. A Ninety two hundred Ken Jack. Getting Ninety four out of one hundred I think it's Allegra thought stuff you said Jeff. I think that it's very layered movie and there's a lot of different subplots that go on in. It I see, and this is a movie. Where watched it and I thought to myself like not everyone is going to love this at the everyone can understand it, but I could see that there's a lot of. Kind of aspects about this movie technique said that people don't really enjoy. It's a very spike ISM. Heavy movie is of like he uses which if you've seen some movies Spike Lee movie four. You're GONNA recognize Right off the bat immediately like technical stuff that he uses constantly throughout, and if you don't like that sort of thing, the spike, `ISMs and you're not probably gonNA. Enjoy this very much, but if you do like I think all three of us, do then you're you're I think you will enjoy, but again I think it's very layered. talks a bit about not even just. The I'd say like the other side of the coin Vietnam, but just like. How narrowly like Vietnamese were. There saw the story and everything, but how African American soldiers were kind of promised. Different sort of I would say when the got home which they didn't receive talks Looney subplots about out PTSD and other things in our the older generation Would say didn't really recognize. PTSD is something. That's a legitimate challenge when you come back from war, the one area where I think docked points is the one supplied in like the the romance subplot. with the Vietnamese were there I. Think was a little stale, and not as up to par rung my rewatch than I thought it was but everything else that that was awesome like you said Lindos going to absolutely win an Oscar for this, unless something crazy happens between now and are now back. Oscar Dave, because he is fucking awesome. He like he's obviously like the I would say the voice in this moves your Ptsd and throughout the movie. He has these amazing, a really super emotional moments with Jonathan Majors. WHO's also scrabble this who plays his son? I think they're moments are really really impactful I think that his. The direct to camera like almost Macbeth style rant that he has is fucking awesome. spellbinding awesome, you sit there, and you fucking stare, and you listen to what he's saying, and you cannot look away. It is incredible in nothing like I've ever. I've Seen A. Decent door lintel moves before does nothing. I would have ever expected from him. fucking incredible, but I think the. different aspects like political messaging, and all this stuff in does it very gracefully out, say surly when it demands it, and he has the lack of subtlety when it also demanded independent, the moment that you're in which is important because something, we'll be like Oh. This guy had a mega hat honor. This had this. Unlike if it depends on the context around whatever senior building I think in the season, wish that there is a lack of so it was important like he did it with grace, and the thing is obviously a very big thing for the movie yea. We'll circle back to that. I'm sure, but I think. Another big thing. To note on this for a wrap up is just that I think at its base line to just appeared ventures like I would say story of having to go and get this goal in having goes through like all these old flames, ghosts of the war in Vietnam, and all these issues, actually the actual adventure of collecting the goal. I think that in itself is a very very good in all the messaging side that story I found very very interesting and something that I would want I wanNA watch the over and over and over again. One of the things you talked about subtlety in. Spike Lee does particularly well known in this in in black clansmen. Can League look at the two most recent release releases is? He's able to throw subtlety out the window, but also have it like play really well on screen, and I think there's a lot of directors that would get tripped up and things would feel like they're too on the nose, but the almost just uses. He almost uses as hammered. Hit you over the head, but it resonates in. It makes sense to the viewer rather than just being like. You know like just insulting you or or whatever? so like I I enjoyed that then you know I think. The MAGA hat was one example of that just using that as a device for the characters in then like in Black Klansman, I think kind of the way ended in the phone. Call with was like Tofu Grace's character. David Duke Right. Right. Yeah, in just kind of like an think, there are parts in black clansmen were just. Threw out the window and just put it on the table, and like I appreciate it for for doing that, because it kind of just lays everything threadbare i. I I loved it Started my complaint. I think it was a little overstuffed in the middle of the movie when when A. Lot of the action. The gun fight sequences I think dragged on a little too long and I know that they're important. Because that's what a lot of the movie was building to in the conflict, the movies building, too, but you know most of the the best parts of the movie were. The dialogue sequences and the interplay between the various actors, especially the leads. The the best thing about this movie I thought was the music of the music was phenomenal through in through both in in. Probably like one of the Best Lake Opening Montages to a movie that can even remember just setting up like. You know it wasn't necessarily setting up to the war, but it was setting the Vietnam setting up the Vietnam War through the context of race and I thought that you know obviously was a big message to the movie, but it's important to viewer to like. Now I think league. We talked about like privilege on a of episodes. You know you you don't think about. Like. Military actions in the past, and like who goes to war, and who fights in like how relates what class you're in or what race you're in like what level of society you're at just in terms of social economic status in terms of like what dictates like your draft order whatnot. And now a lot of times, the the the messaging for like a lot of the protests songs in the sixties in the seventies were around like you know we're. We're sending those from from lower classes or sending those from non white races, basically to go on the frontlines of the War I. Think The this movie obviously touches on that, but the opening montage does a good good job like kind of putting that front and center in terms of. Some of the issues is going to deal with Anyway I talked a long time. I mean I get to my thoughts. You some of the questions but I. Really really enjoyed it. Yeah I though the thing that stuck out to me. Obviously the most, and we whatever you know what it's a movie with with Magnus, a Salata statements to you know this is not the most show while time, but but the the MAG is a big deal here and I I someone on the look at there are threads. Let's Barstool right at made a comment about how it is interesting. Because normally you would see a character like that. Probably be like a little more cartoonish right, a little more mocked throughout Hollywood movies and look. The character wear that hat like still makes point, don't you know? Don't get me wrong like his political point is made there, but the characters kind of allowed to be more human in in humanized and kind of look at both sides and angles as opposed to remain, not always get that. It is a little on the nose at times, but it's done like you said in a more subtle and nuance waiter I feel like going back to the David Duke and black cleanse memory. He said make America great again. And I'll like. It's one of the things like I like. That isn't quite as subtle like. That's maybe a little, too in my in your face takes you out of it and take it out of this movie at all whenever they were making a bit of political state whenever they were. Addressing, social issues and I I really. I think why cleanse a better movie, but I think a lot of respect he was trying to achieve. Here was done in a very impressive manner I think he's. He's Kinda looks like made a a ton of amazing movies, but he's found like a bit of a groove right now with these last two movies really like he's really firing on all cylinders like he kinda, gets it right now. Like the modern movie landscape while getting it also kind of doing things that are out there that are bold and make statements and not just safe so I i. really like there was like kind of ahead not for your data movie Mike Damn Spike Lee's kind of like. On a ship right now he gets. He gets it right now, but spike Lee also. He's been saying the same stuff for forty years forty years. Yeah true. I think the way I just think these last two years. They've really stuck out to me in a way. Where you see a lot of safe in Hollywood, he well, he's one of the few few directors that I think it's carte blanche to like do whatever they want and is not really given a lot of red tape, and for good reason, because when he doesn't get that, he's able to make the exact property wants drinks. I think my point is a big. You also do see that sometimes, and they still make garbage movies and he's kind of. He's just kind of nailing it right now, and it's great to see someone I, you could just loves making moves well. The you know spike obviously. The ever since nineteen eighty seven do the right thing which he knows is my favorite Spike Lee movie he sees his message has been. Consistent and I think that's one of the I mean obviously like. A. Very respectable things to have a consistent message, but obviously his experiences are are much more different than mine. What I'm seeing is i. feel like he's saying the same things in. Not to get too cliche, but like it's almost like a lot of people who wouldn't be ready to listen in the past or pay attention to it under the lens of like a greater societal issues are starting to take notice and. I think that's I. think that's cool right? I think he's also very able to like. Tell these stories. I think fictional, otherwise they. Able to kind of like Patriot through whatever cultural guys you WanNa put in kind of like really like capture the American public writing. Tell you these stories about stuff you might not otherwise known like we don't get taught in school. That like African Americans were disproportionately killed in Vietnam compared to what sold. That's not something we learn the story of. I forget the guy's name I guess got rinse point in black lines, not move note like stories like that is not something that we get taught. Even though maybe it is something we should have been taught, and he people know about the Tulsa thing now. Because of fucking watchmen. Yeah, which is crazy like that? We should have been taught in school and he's able to like I. would say teach you without? You feel like you're being taught to like. You never feel like at any point like Oh, I'm learning. He's trying to teach stubs trying to. Do this is like no. You don't feel that way just when you leave the movie you feel like you've you're a better person for having watched? Whatever movie it? What's well? I think that's why Vietnam is a really good framing mechanism for the. Race in class in other issues because. It is you know it is something that you look back at like? Through, the Lens of culture and everything that has persevered, and you think about like fortunate son in. Kent State massacre in Crosby Stills Nash and young in Ohio in like the protest songs in the Free Love Hippie movement like counterculture like. That though the antiwar movement persevere because you know the the the lessons of Vietnam were that it wasn't the right decision. But I think at the same time. It's like a lot of those things like. Just in terms of like. You know militarization whatever we talked about before I don't know like I think we've learned lessons from it, but I don't know if we've learned all the lessons as a culture. In so I think of. What I mean by framing mechanism is is I, think like. The issues still exist still here. They're still very similar. I think the the society's changed, but it hasn't necessarily. Made you know made things good yet, right Yeah, I I WANNA compare it to one more thing. I know we like. Kind of close out what I was saying about spike. We kind of activity. Didn't we kind of Pooh on Steven? Spielberg O'Day was that Tom Hanks I don't want to. Steven Spielberg selected. Remember the post. That that's kind of. Like the post came out, and it was rushed made a quick to be a political thing like those are the types of stories. It's like yeah, whatever fine movie, but there's not like a it just feels like there's a disconnect of like making a good movie and also trying to say something and that that's right, think spike his kind of at right now again made many great, but two zero like that in a very short time frame care who you are. That's just always impressed me. Outside of that I kind of like the heavy, which there are ton of heavy things in here, and it goes into stories that I think like you said it's not taught about you know about Dora Lindo the acting I found the acting even more than negative side, not to be great across the board, but he was, he was. He was pretty fucking. Good I mean unless like Bourbeau. so-and-so comes in and plays like a character from like the John Bolton. Fast tracked into a movie by December. I mean I'm very curious if any which told. Don't put it past. Allied with the do it. I am very curious. Who could be him before that role the other thing to bring up was the flashbacks. I love this. Whatever movie uses different aspect ratios and does it well. To indicate that it's older footage in the flashbacks, but within those flashbacks, their characters with the exception of Shadwick those because his character is not alive anymore. They were their. Their current age faces because I was. To me, right, that's them living living there past as themselves as they go through Vietnam but there have been people who pointed out. They've said like they're d aged terribly. They were trying to D. age them and I thought that was kind of funny that there are a lot of comments on social media like Oh. This was bad. There was a very deliberate thing do what were your thoughts on spikes choice to not the age. Think was great and halves awesome living out their past as themselves with what he was trying to show off their. So much better, such a good better testimony I would say to like a lot of the would say like the PTSD issue that he touches on a little bit especially with the. Character. I think that's so much better than trying to gauge them even recasting a other actors for these smaller points. So much better home at Utah. Would not I agree I don't look I. Don't think you could do it for like the Irishman because. I don't think stuff like that works in the context of that story, but I think in the context of war in the context of. Growth in the context of getting old. I view it as characters were young men. They're almost kids. They were kids when they went into war. Now they're older men. You. reliving this experience, but at the same time it's like. Say like. Have they really learned anything? But like in the face of were you just as naive as you were when you're eighteen? As you were in your sixty five when you're seventy, because there's just something or something so terrifying, there's something so dehumanizing about it. There's there's something that just strips it down to the core that just is like just pure survival instincts. It's almost just like a child. Right so I kinda viewed. It is even though the old men. They're still kids out there, and there's just like this weird. Disconnect between. You knew they're supposed to be kids, but you saw like you almost like wanted to visualize them being kids through. Through the face of an old man I thought that like at that put a lot of sympathy on the characters that even though they grow old, they still carry with them these experiences that they had when they were basically children go into war. Do you think they should have maybe and this is? This is I don't think so, but this is a question that was posted. Do you think that they should have possibly addressed moorhead on what they were trying to do with those slacks? I don't think so I think it would take away from it, but it is interesting how people have pointed out that there like Oh, I didn't catch that first. Subtlety man so point settled thieves. They are supposed to be inferred, not set out loud. Yeah, I mean there's like there's good subtlety and there's bad subtlety. I think calling that out would have been the you know. Or like the. Just the lack of subtlety there think would have taken away from it for sure. I'd agree on that. Would would achievement it because it would have made it less up for your interpretation, because there's there's also multiple interpretations of what would that can be or what that could stand for. Some some the more shocking deaths you've seen or moments in movies. Recently, there was a couple Eddie. That was coming eventually the second they talked about the minefield and stuff. My Gulfs Yeah Mine. Yeah, just. When is it going to be very? State I didn't know it was going to be that graphic and in your face either I thought I was like on edge the entire time they were searching for the gold, because I was like someone's GonNa die eventually like when as eight lockers like walking through with the with the minesweeper nick. Oh, I found some gold here. Oh! I found some gold here Michael Fuck he's about to explode Oh fuck. When they strike their first goal, that's what I thought happened. Yeah, yeah, I was like he's GonNa, dig it up too quick and just explode. But man now is though that seems roll done in the they pulled John Major's off of the mind Oh my God. I was on the edge, Mike Goddamn seat incredible. Staff that whole manhole run. You saw coming, but they have pretty nuts, and then lastly here Spike Lee. Among Spike Lee movies. I so I personally do the right thing. Black Klansman. Twenty Fifth Hour with the Edward Norton. Malcolm X. in. He got game probably more than this one I think those are those are my favorite spike, Lee movies I don't know if you consider them. Be The best I mean. It's right there. Among his top five now look, he has a huge catalog and I don't think I've come close to seeing half of them, but. Probably, see ten or so. And so that's. Where we're. Probably. Top bottom into my top five I. Just don't know where exactly I put it I agree with you a lot of those ones. You just listed definitely. Might tops three I? I don't think it's a tough thing. I'd say number four right now. I'm trying to I haven't. I gotta look because again a lot of my rankings. A lot of his wouldn't be there, but I'd say. Do the right thing. Black clients when Malcolm X.. This is progress, neck and neck with Malcolm actual black, Klansman is definitely my top from him. That's still. What am I favorites last few years period beyond just director. But this is a good movie and guess what. On Net flicks, no excuse not to watch it. Put Down Space for for five minutes and watch wants to I. Know You're. Watching it the the splash icon for space forces. John Malkovich making terrifying face. They did that on purpose trying to get people into it. It's a bad cyberspace. Force right I don't know if it's like that for you guys but. I watched the first day it came out so I've it's long escaped my memory. When we transition out of this can. Can We talk about another movie? It's been making some waves well. Let's see yeah. I mean so audience gave this movie a ninety one ninety two myself Kendrick. Where'd you land on? Ninety four can ninety four and then trail. You're at a ninety. This very well buttered over ninety one of high rated this year. We have some. We gotta make a call by the way on our final into the array. Do we put Portrait Lady on fire for Twenty Twenty for us? I such a confusing time the way. We need to add more movies to it. Do we may have to? That'll still be the top. but defy blogs is greatness as fucking engaging two and a half hours. It never lets up a nevertheless up. It's it's thrilling for very sad emotional, and some some pretty enjoyable moments as well. It's damn good job by spike also great poster by the way the poster awesome poster What do you WanNa? Talk about drug? Before we talk about our number one in the US today's movie called three hundred sixty five days. Wife told you hearing about it. Apparently, it's like weird fifty shades of grey. Knock off. With late. I mean I watched the sex scenes like dove into it today because I had nothing else to do is laid out and I mean they're more graphic than normal sex scenes, but they're not actually having sex It's kind of. It's kind of an interesting concept. That's number one. There's just a lot of Horny people out there. That are doing what I'm doing and just fast forwarding to the sexiest I. I keep seeing talks about that. Show I don't know anything about it, but I just keep seeing people talk Tiktok pneumatics. We're the ladies like there's there's like oral sex scenes where you know like in a normal movie, somebody would be getting oral sex in know, it could be like on the guy's face, but no, this one is head bobbing and I think they the actresses using a prosthetic because it just. Yeah I mean it's it's definitely goes. It goes a step further than than your basic everyday Saxena, but. It is not far enough in my opinion. I I WANNA full weaving in age cinema. You'll want softcore. Dell software. Lars volunteer type Shit. Like that Shit. There was a movie called nine songs that used to be on Netflix. You remember that one. The headline their own simulated sex scenes. No I sure don't. Know here. You're not Mr Skin like I am not. FOR MR skin right into artemis fowl. Boy Disney plus Should! motorcylist for to Josh Gad here. Dame Judi dench Jesus Christ. What are we doing? Judi dench? redoing Judi densch Chris Criminal. It's criminal. It's just not. It's not sabry. Sir Brash Excellence. She should be winning not British excellence. That's fan billboards. Should be. Should be three sixty five days to process should be nominated for a BAFTA award every year instead. What are they giving her? A fucking Elf Lady? You're being Elf cat. Is A cab. You're being L. for sound like a smoker letter. Best Exotic Miracle Hotel. Yeah. Why not? Just harder express to. That that can't compare. Does that's another Kenneth Branagh movie? And then she was also the other kind of movie. The really bad Shakespeare sphere one. Judi dench! We got to have a conversation about Kantha Bernal here. Yeah I, think we do. It's about that time. We'll talk about Kenneth Branagh at the end. artists foul is. it's it's really bad to really really bad movie. It's also really fucking boring. And this is a cast of people who with the exception Josh Gad whatever I'll. Toss my arms open. You can use me as target practice. Savor being biased. I, don't fucking care if we just talked to him. He was the only person this movie and I'm going to credit. A Wide Drizzly Watch. Chris Stockman Great Youtube reviewer watched. His review will be, and I thought he said he said it best. That Josh Gad is the only person that took it for what it is, and then it should be a little bit of fun. There should be some life injected into. Did you like most of maybe you did? But judge took the role in the series manner that he should everyone else trying to make the so fucking serious, and it just did not work. It's it's off coding and in so boring. I've the the ratio of things in a movie to boringness. Is Insane 'cause there's so much garbage jam packed into this movie over a very short amount of time yet. It's somehow terribly boring. It's a chew on of a hundred. This is a really bad movie. There's a couple moments that look okay. Look kind of cool that I was into and I'm going to give Josh. Josh Gad's credit everything else is. It is terrible. This thing stanks I'll are they thinking. In terms of why. This makes the maze runner in divergent look like high art. Has To be the most cynic loan. Let's say cynic. He'd saints cynically. Look. I can't back that up with what I mean, but I think this has to be the most just deconstructed for like elements that adults don't get about why a interpreted through their lens of what kids like into a why movie 'cause. It's literally. Here's just a bunch of Shit. Here's a bunch of fictional shit. You want you want half man half horse you got him. You want some elves. You've got the elves. ELVES YOU WANNA open a movie with somebody kind of looks like Hagrid Fuck. We got that, too. What about super spy kid you want that got it. What about his twelve year old friend, who does like fencing and knows Jujitsu and the only intellectual mass room got her to a bunch of Shit. It's all here. Kids come and get your fucking slop. They slide down the table and kidding white kids probably like it. To the to its credit, the franchise's credit, great series of books and to the filmmakers credit. Kids do apparently love it, and that's the intended audience. We're definitely I. Sure not the intended audience for this movie and the intended audience seems to like it, so that's the only reason I'm getting this critical and I gave it a fifteen. I gave it. You it give it a fifteen to. Soon perfect, so we're on the same page. Yeah, I'm only giving even relatively high enough score, because the intended audience appears to like. Your ten points for that and five points for. Josh being good. Prediction? February. no cycle and the end of December. Last episode of the Year I. We do worst movies. Your scores are going to be Lauren Artemis fowl. Smooth is here. There's much worse mood this. Well No, I can't say much worse. There's only two or three that I I hated more, but I don't I don't hate this movie. I'm just perplexed. How bad it is like I. Don't I wasn't angry. Watching this like the wrong. Missy and fantasy island I was angry watched. I hate the fact that the watch this this this flu by. The board. I don't noon, but it just bad so. Bad good. As, say the when I just move the entire time I'm watching it. The only thing I could think about is how it seemed to me. Knowing because I know this is obviously when they made this movie that all they had in mind was making a franchise out of this. We're GONNA make billions of dollars Bob whatever but the only thing that I could think about is how it felt like like you know when a wide receiver drops the ball before they turn off field, because like they're looking at head of the play and like. Like they're not focusing catching the ball this to be. They didn't folks at all on making an individual good movie, because they're so focused on setting up shit for the next few movies like all, this was a table setting for making future franchise. Shit and they didn't folks an all making this a powerful film which is not the CGI looks fifteen years out of date minimal, the acting outside of just get very bad very very very bad. She Dame Judi. dench mailed like delivery weakened Bernie her throughout the course of this movie and follow. And there were sound like her somebody moving arms. Oh! Called, the fucking fucking channing tatum. Didn't it channing fucking? Movie. They said it's. They said it's a for all he had what maximum ten lines in this movie, and maybe like four or five screen appearances, they fucking been switches, and the kid is so bad. He's so bad and I don't. I don't like to shit on kid actors or anything that. He can go on, and he might go on F for this and have an amazing career whatever, but like. He was just so bad in like so-so terrible at the role. Playing, it frustrated me especially because when he was predicted. Whatever the L. Has Elf counterpart character was like she was a good actress I think like she was really like throwing it all behind performance. Whatever that kid just fucking nothing? He offered nothing to this movie whatsoever and it was boring. As Shit I'll give you know. Give it another analogy here. It's like you know when you When you're pouring like dressing or sauce and slowly drips out, and then just half the bottles you're like. What does he is now and can't can't put the camp Tuesday. That's them. What this movie. There's too much stuff in almost none of the pays off. It's just too many things in none of it's interesting it's it's fascinating to fascinating movie. It's again. The the ratio of of things to things that are interesting is so off which would. Which works in a book a lot of a lot of stuff that happens in a book you use your imagination and book and pace itself. A book can be a series or a book can be as many pages at once. This has ninety minutes to do his job and it feels like they just took a bunch of Shit. Put it in there in. Kids love it because kids love anything the the true test of Kid's GonNa love it is when they're eighteen. Are They GonNa look back and say God Damn I love. This movie from Childhood in no kid is going to say that about art of foul. The movie. Maybe the book I haven't read the books I think it's probably like I, think the the maze runner was a much better book series than the movies. Especially during the end probably does. That was very boring. Movie scorched scorched. Games scorch trials scorched trial. scorcher games the hunger scores. So boring the. Kamei's runner Earth gatekeepers. For, eaters. Kenneth Branagh, two thousand six. Two thousand love labours lost as you like in two thousand six, the magic flute in two thousand six sleuth, the two thousand seven bad movie four. Not very good I mean no. Foldable reasons, grossness understanding of the character. Jack Ryan Shadow recruit. I've forgot he did that movie I didn't audit. For Very forgettable, Cinderella oddly made like. Maybe the top two best Disney live action remakes, but nobody remembers it. That's a really really. James Murder on the Orient Express. All is true. The Shakespeare movie which that ordering has a seventy two on you fucking kidding me. That's the critics six eight audience score. So boring. That's rough. That's a rough two decades of movies. That's like like what three degrees Shakespeare. It's bad. Yeah, basically more will shakespeare. That was bad, too is the oldest truest bad. Shakespeare is I'M GONNA. Say it Shakespeare's overrated journal. The bar screen. I! Can come up with they think. You'd have the best shakes your fingers hamlet to. To was grieved coup. Yes, IMO, Gibson, hamlet also pretty good. I got the hamlet two of my list last night Beth and I stopped my list and I watched hamlet to. Tro Talk to recently. Yeah, it's pretty funny. Best underrated comedies or whatever this movie sucks. Rock me rock me. Rock mics Jesus US so funny. Bad Movie. The tough you I'd say he's an actor. Even he's been some tough ones. We going to be tenant for them? He isn't that he has no idea what's happening intended. Intended tended dunkirk Nolan Guy. I liked can't burn to the. Directories just I think from an older school of directors. which is weird vision mind things. Just just just it. Can go from making like a two million dollar budget shakespeare movie to making this CGI fucking disaster of a movie. Arms fell on. You know high like. Changes in those two experiences. On. Audience gave Artemis Fallen Eight. It's not good. Now is bad, though it sure isn't chief also boring I didn't even mention Bowie starts eight minutes of narration. pull. It was so dumb. That narrative thing was such a bad idea. Was it the narrator before the. For the Josh Gad being interrogated by like a wally camera. Narration. Narrates. Oh, so much narrated. Don't underestimate the kid. Underestimate his. I like how it changes. Voices voices fine, just the writing. Don't underestimate the kid. Kids are watching like. Yeah, don't Donors Estimate Me Dad? There's like two forty lines to glide. Even got a smirk. Both came from him, and I think they were just like tiny little throwaway jokes that sounded so off the cuff that they must have been improved. He saw the role. This guy farts dirt. Mouth! BURPS BURP, farts or whatever? He saw the role. He said I'm going to have a little fun with it. He put a little life it. It's still bad. But like everyone else should at least try to have some fun with it like it's so serious. About It's not fun. This should be a fun movie. It's not at all I moved of boring movie though I figured why not end the show? Talking, about boring movies was boring movies. We've ever seen so top five. Most boring movies will start with Ken Jack the myself that drill the audience, not a draft just rankings. Ken, Jack, Number Five. Okay my number. Five and I just wanted to note for my list that it's basically just the five most boring movies I can think of so there is some recency bias here. My number five is our dogs out dogs Boring Shit Boring Movie Wes. Anderson talented filmmaker. I'll dogs boring shit. Sorry. Like, the heart of fantastic, Mr Fox. Can. I can honestly say that like when I when I say I don't mean bad like. Very Fair I know. A lot of times entertainment's a big part of like writing a movie good, but like sometimes I think things can be boring, but still like beautiful or still like made me think of stuff it. Just you know was kind of boring. Let me, go. Some people may not think may not understand. You're saying that we do though know that'd be fine. That's fine. My number five is actually that I don't think is terrible. I don't think it's good to have a best picture nomination warhorse. Land Ga for very cool Broadway. Fascinating how they did that movie. A bore just a snooze. Fest Warhorse off. Not Not a good. Not a good action trill. It's the nineteen ninety-four little women. The Christian Bale One. Yeah. I saw that when I was ten and now a very boring now I'm watching it as an adult. So maybe you put an asterix there, but in my mind the Greta Gerwig version blew it out of the water. At great length in that nineteen, ninety-four little woman. Know how. What is it? I'm checking it out. Hold on on. Our fifty eight minutes writes in through two hour movie when your ten Bro. That's what. You had all matt. You need that the perfect number of ninety. Your your parents take you a little women. My mom took me a little woman because I was a little buddy. The summer. My mom is my mommy's little buddy hanging around the summer. Audience Number Five I. Like this Picky I. It's not on my list, but I agree. I thought this was going to be the fucking Shit. Tinker Tailor soldier spy. Yeah, I really like that, too man. That movie was but I liked it. I wanted that movie so good. The trailer kicked ass. It was looked awesome, and it was fairly boring. Quite the snooze. CAGGIANO number four. Number four is phantom with red. I will admit there's aspects of this movie that quite beautiful. I totally fair. That's totally fair. Acting was very good boring as fuck boring his all fuck, I'm sorry. I'm sorry PTA boring as fuck. Can't believe that's how we went out with with being day. Lewis I know. Come out to one more look at this guy. Being slightly passive, aggressive to his house made whoa. Sick dude gun to make the perfect shirt. Towards me have a total of cream could. Make it out of Lenin. You my number four. This is the movie I forgot existed. It was so fucking boring I'm GonNa read you I'm GonNa read you cast members individually. Guest the movie after each cast member. Russell Crowe. Australia is going to say that we. He wasn't in Australia. What was he? Had to be Austrailia. Okay. I was GONNA say. I was GONNA say What was the one Tim Lemon Leo think I was that boring? Though, but that's the only boring when that one. A next guest number Jennifer Connelly. Oh Beautiful Mind. Now know what next gas member Logan Lerman. Give it away. I think. Emma, Watson. Lame is. No! She wasn't in the union the beast. Crow famously Gaston in that one right the two thousand fourteen Darren Aronovski Noah's Ark Movie Noah Oh. No Way. I would have ever remembered this movie. was so boring. It's so this one is an example of also bad. This like Warhorse, I won't call bad. I just didn't love it. Noah was that was a bad movie. And that was one of her first notable non Harry Potter movies to. What the Noah. Instead of being an old man of the bushy beard, he had a tapered fade, and it's like forty years old. Noah! Ark, movie was Almighty better. were. Making Noah's Ark Movie. Like no offence to the Bible, not even the Best Story Bible. Agreed with fire and brimstone. Yes what about who Joan in the whale that shit slaps that the den of Lions or whatever hosted Pinocchio? have. We made three hundred sixty million dollars. That's stunning that that chartering thirty million dollar budget. That's one that I would expect to have returned like eighty million people. trill number four. Number. Four for me is is A. Controversial with our audience. Of Twenty, two to twenty eight year old males. The bridge bridges of Madison County Look I know you guys love this move. Nine thousand, nine, hundred and other movie my mom took me to. When I'm eleven super boring, Super Romantic movie directed by Clint Eastwood. No a lot people like it enough street, Garden. Academy Award Nomination for it is very boring. I don't think I've seen that. I would guess you largest Madison County on your list. We got a lot of bridges Dan's. That listened to the pod under the bridge hive rolls. Out To shit on it today. Audience Number Four. Not Bridges of Madison County is hood. That's fair. I can see that boy. It's a movie Boyd's movie like respect. The dishes I liked boyhood. So let me be clear. I don't love it and after the the. The war of the art form were off. You're like okay I. Don't know if I love that much the novelty really the ones that were off but i. that's Sorta why I do give it is because there is something to what they did there. Almost anything link later on this list really. Not Everybody wants him though. Okay Boyhood. Number three for Ken Jack. Whenever, three Kane look I understand. It's important movie to Cinema Boring, Shit. You ever try to re watch it I it like a year ago. Fuck it up on citizen Kane some people like to watch this movie, but it on DF. It's so fucking boring man so born. Yeah I mean it's not a is, but I'm out of citizen Kane Guy. I, don't I don't jump to citizen Kane Asia? Max is a really good library of older movies. That's not jump to funk. It's it's it's important logon. That's the difference. It's important, Boring Shit, not bad boring shit, they no I look I got a soft spot in my heart for the classics. Trove and watching studio. Ghibli film what they call a sinophile. My number three is a bridge movie. Spice British spies I. Feel racing! I apologized steven. Goldberg movies is boring and. Anti British spies is I. Don't know like I didn't get people like mark. rylance definitely deserved that over stallone absolutely not I never been that. That's one of those ones red light super. Firm handshake agree to Disagree Mike I. Make to make worry score waves. Trail number three number three for this guy is. Not a movie my mom took me to, but concept will be reduced further down the reintroduce further down the line. It's monuments men. Love? Pouring as shit talking about a great concept to the actual execution of a movie was like. Bad. Words so good that I'll put that right up there at that might have come out the same year as tinker tailor soldier spy to. Monument nothing's earlier now, yeah, Tigger, ten, twenty, twelve or twenty hours twenty seven. Wow! Okay, but your monitor. That trailer I wanted the love that movie I thought. It was so good movie with a John deuchar dead the guy who won best. Artist. Very well-known actors John Do, do then he is in France to be fair. That mean that Castle Murray David George Clooney John Goodman. Cate Blanchett Bob Balabagn. Academy Award Winner John Du Jour. Movie. That's a good pick. So so boring. audience number three now. Here's a good one that like you said true. This movie I I will say this movie board me at times, but it's also I'm axiom masterpiece. It's an incredibly well-made piece of art it with one of the best performances of all time. That's Lincoln. That's. that's that it is pretty boring I like Lincoln Lincoln has moments from like this is. I'm like I know what they're doing. I get totally could being on the top five. I enjoyed it, but it's. That's firmly my shit, but I do I. do think it gets that. It gets that overrated nece from the quality of the halo effect from from What's his face? The best way listen they look at you. Get it. Forget the name of the Vesak hypnotized by how good he is now movie. Yeah I mean he's phenomenal. He transforms himself and I think lost in the fold. Is that the movie? itself is not as good as the performance which is like it's not unique thing. There's a lot of that movies, but it th that this point. It's like when you're portraying. The problem like being an American in watching a movie with Abraham Lincoln. We have such an idea like what Abraham Lincoln. Is you see it on screen in. You don't know exactly what you want. I. Want the Abraham. Lincoln Vampire Hunter at this point. God. Good! To Go to another movie I. Really Enjoy Actor He. Just him giving the full Gettysburg address town to town. The seventeen, our movie of him taking a steam train. From. From from Oprah perspective from. UTICA to. Where's the for capital Syracuse? That's not now no Albany Albany. I'd. Towns okay. What the Suny Albany. Jack Number two. My number two is the constant gardener. This movie is both boring. In my opinion bad, it is, and I like the cast top to bottom inlet. conceptually it should be something that's cool. You notes and different exotic location Gosh trying to forget it killed. His wife should be cool is so boring and like I feel like it's a movie. You should know sporting despite the name, the constant gardener, which just sounds so boring on its fate him in you done with the far bed, no. Fuck no disturbing. My Tulips fucker. It's. fucking eight myself. We're watching that. Constant Serb. I think I watched on TV, too. which makes it even worse a through commercial breaks to see if. My Cat the constant gardener number. Two for me is a bad movie. One of the worst. I've ever seen the happening. happening is a fucking terrible bore, and it just and not even like you don't even get a little like. You. Don't even get a little nugget at the end. They're not like elegance twist though it was worth the way. You hate it even more at the end. Happening tear, it makes you it makes you mad. Furious macy man for Zoe additional. Felt a betrayal trust with her. What was it the old? Lady said to mark Wahlberg in that for. She's like Agana. Die Your baby's GonNa Burn. No You're not trying to steal something from my house are. Margot were in the least convincing. Maybe worst acting performance ever seen is like no man. We would never tried to do that like almost if he's purposely trying to tell her that he's lying all men, it was so. What's your number two? Number two for me the horse whisper. That, let's from the robber will Robert. REDFORD directed the horse. Whisper got scar Joe in it as a child same age. I was when I watched the movie. I was like thirteen economic ninety eight. Hundred seventy minutes very long, so he's that one Harry seven minutes of rubber references going into horses, ear and being like. Snap your bitch. You better fucking fraud. If you don't fuck and run. Dress. Pitch. which I mean. Was a new role for Robert Redford, but character is fine. Domes- horse. Secretary Looking motherfucker. But ultimately it was boring mark. You pick the horse whisper. Switch your Taylor to keep the flies away. If. You don't thumbs assault on. You. Can. Put on your shoes. You could put on your own shoes couldn't be. audience number two. It comes at night. I like but I also know that it's a cons- it's considered a major bait and switch movie people are. Movie say the trailer was very misleading. As the Jolo Steam Movie It's the Jolie Edge. Joe. Joel Edgerton was in them or you're right. I remember liking this. One Joe Horsey hosting Joel Stein has a very prominent role in it comes at night. I never seen it no. No. No, he doesn't. I'm just sitting here Smilin'. Smiling because it comes at night. Someday will come for you, too. It's the same director who I believe in whoever did waves from last year to really? Not Conduct number. One was boring movie. Dances with wolves faulk me forever. I hate hate hate. Dances with wolves is so boring so monotonous so bad. I despise dances with wolves. Of being and how to watch it in school, maybe twenty Tom. Movie and you should be should be like excited. Right to like have the TV cart rolled in in like put on a movie. You gets Kober sky whatever it was always goddamn dances with wolves, and I always aided it. It's so goddamn long and so God them point I shot, and I know a lot of people still like it a lot, because never should talk I get dances with wolves stands. My mentions almost immediately and I. Just don't get I. Do not understand how you constantly sit through this movie and be like. Wow, that's fucking great because it's so boring a heated. Dance with wolves I I'm actually I didn't realize that, but it makes sense now, but I thought that might have been moving here with, said White. Get it the movie. You don't like a rose other fucking cart. You're expecting hoosiers man. is about pubic hair. Growing on. The Wall is number one number one. Major Bait and switch movie. Boring as all hell. You thought when the climax is. GonNa hit the end of the year. Like something. Good happen here downsizing. I'll like guy after the initial ten minutes of the. Setup is just Biz for the entire thing, and then it just ends. Says it's just. What it takes that negative like the world is going to end, and then you realize just GonNa Happen. So what when he realizes that he can help people. That was crazy man. That was a good lesson. didn't see a movie taking that twist troll number one for you as boring moving number one for me is. It's the English patient English! Patient in my mind is like the the example of like those auster bait movies when the Oscar. Because it has this dramatic sweeping bittersweet story that ends with you know A. System suicide. But it's it's not fun to watch and I. Don't know if I'd watch it today. If I enjoyed either it was very boring at the time seems very boring. Still boy refines getting fucked up in this rink right now. But that was the name of the Horse that Robert. REDFORD whispered to to. A brief. Audience Number One. Is a movie that's being purchased right now. A lot of people on Amazon that's gone with the wind. What. Yeah, IT PERCH! I'm not saying what to the taking off Hbo Max. Call Cadre. They took it off 'cause they put something in the beginning of it to talk about. talk about race and social just saw. There's a whole like introductions we put back in it, but gone with the wind. Yeah, that's that's that's number one. On No. Win It is what it is right. It's like you know it's like the wizard of Oz. Have Fun watching the wizard of Oz, but at the time like people watch that and they're like this is amazing. The same way or kids are GonNa feel about like later on her twenty two vendors in game. Compared, belaboring twenty, forty, nine, the wizard of Oz and gone with the wind and. Not Boring for me though I. Mean God wing long think the wizard of vases entertaining. Me I'd say among older movies. It's definitely one of the more entertaining in the grand scale cinema. Probably not here five the shit out of music it just. Never monkeys I can respect it for what it is but I can't. I just can't do can't do. It can't do the wizard. Of Oz that's a fuck in a four hour movie gone with the wind, also the highest grossing movie in the history of cinema adjusted for inflation. Six hundred eighty five billion dollars crazy. Adjusted for inflation, it's three point seven billion Avatar next with three point, two titanic next with Three Point Zero Star Wars next to three point zero, and then a vendors in game two point seven nine. Kimberly there's that much inflation between like Avatar. Vengeance right. Some ten years. Ten Years Eight Hundred Million Ya, folks. We're talking. We're talking economics economic. Talk hosted by Jeff. Dee Opportunity Cost. Dave Ramsey the D. Stanford purchasing power. All right that's it. Thanks. Thanks to Netflix released good movie. Thanksgiving plus we're giving movie. I don't know review on Sunday. We'll go back to their streaming. Something good? Old and good. I guess. That's it. 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Suicide Prevention

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Suicide Prevention

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The VIBRATO is weak. A F- I'll. I'll get it to where it needs to be trust trust you me. anyways, being here and hanging out for another episode of Crystals at night every listening, please subscribe. So you get notified every single night when I pop out brand new episode if you're like in the podcast share with your friends and Remy Five Stars and lead nice little comment, it helps me to get my podcast up on the Algorithm Kim us I'm live on while the nine in San Francisco on your radio or on the free iheartradio APP Monday through Friday seven to midnight. And I also am on multiple stations across the country. So if you WANNA find out which ones I'm on there, you can check out my socials on everything I'm at La Crystals oil. Wish take a second to to talk about how I reached forty five thousand followers on Tiktok. WHOA. You guys. If you WANNA, get on Tiktok just just post every day on Tiktok like Ivan, posting every day at work, and then they just be blown up. So whatever you WanNa do just just do whatever's trending just copy it and post every single day on talk and I think that you'll probably get a lot of followers. But yeah, I went from two thousand followers last week to now having forty five thousand. So I'm a little shook if I'm feeling a little. celebrity status filling a little influence or to Tucker status I'm feeling like where's my brand deal reading my check TIKTOK beyond villain kind of cool. So you know where to find me on there and everything like I said, I'm at lack crystal process and we have our own instagram It's called Krystal nightcap and that's just where we collaborate as a cave little crystals in my cave. This is y'all okay. Crystals nightcap. Glad we their cameras. And My Michigan Thing Oh? Yeah. My blog everything I've talked about it was going to be up there latte crystal Ross US dot com. All right every day on wild. I like to bring my dad onto just chit chat with him. He gets a good mood. So here's what he said. Today Grim sats. Shane John's with Rosa Wild Ninety four, nine Chris. Show a your Mama say what were Tomorrow better. Cover your software around who's going to be trash oh. Yeah. You guys I have a couch outside my front porch but bobby, it's GonNa rain tomorrow maybe. I. Don't know. Let me see the weather says ten percent precipitation. I'll just leave it outside. Do Very hot food off. Did you guys yesterday my dad took me to Benny Hana's and concord and yeah I- souped up those leftovers. I was hoping for you forgot I was GONNA. Say I want to. Our Went, over the push it was gone and my bad bob next time I'll take you and they'll be my tree. Love you talk to you later. Bye Bye. Okay. So first of all, I ate those left overs here work they were delicious second of all. It's not going to rain tomorrow the Bay I saw it was ten percent precipitation. So it I think we're going to be fine, but it is getting a little. Do. We during the late night. Early. The Night Today Don. So that's what that ten percent is. F. Y.. I.. Okay. Whether with crystal you know what it is. Whereas let's get into sharing the cheesman anything celebrity news trending stuff I will get into her right now. Joe Have, you seen this. Challenge. Oh my God look at believe it. We're sharing that she's man we share in chief May. Test we is. We're GONNA fly through the headlines today just really quickly because I have a lot again to my cave so this story has to do with Kellyanne Conway do you know she is Kellyanne Conway? She's pretty much like trump's like. Right hand woman like she's always there for him and like doing stuff for him. But have you seen her daughter Claudia Been Doing Oh my God. I. Kind of laugh but it's also really kind of sad. So Kellyanne Conway is obviously Republican and she's very outspoken and she has made very controversial statements. And her daughter is like. Fourteen. Fifteen sixteen years old and has a tick, Tock and. It's just it's clear that the daughter and the mom just do not have the same ideals like is clear that they are does not on the same page, the daughters all overtake talk like exposing her mom and like especially during this whole Kobe stuff like since trump did has positive for covert. I mean Kellyanne Conway has been very close with trump. So she ended up testing positive for covert, and then the cloudy on Tiktok is out here being like Oh my God you guys, Dighton Cova, and like Oh my God like my mom didn't WanNa wear masks and look at the growth like where we are now like she is just being a teenager on talk. and which is fine right But if you are a Republican and your daughter Tiktok I mean there's no Tiktok is. For the most part very democratic people who are Republican and have those ideas on talk. They. Usually get a lot of hate comments I'm to say about that. And people who just kind of share more holistic idealistic humanitarian approach of life and politics. That's kind of what the daughter's like Claudia. How lightly roasting her mom she's out here recording secretly recording her and her mom's conversations. She secretly recorded her mom like going off on her our her talking about take talk or talking about Colby on Tiktok, and the mom is just like what's you to put that on Tiktok for your lying about we? Just. You, don't like your mom yells at you like because my mom yells at me right and I sometimes put it on my instagram mom get so bad this is like All other level this girl, Claudia like talked about how she wants to be emancipated from her parents. So it is just It is just got kind of funny to see but also like you feel but I kind of feel bad because. She is young. She young people are just so smart young people have always been smart but these teenagers like this Gen Z.. vay because how since they have access to everything on the Internet they have access essentially to everything that's ever happened on the world and they're extremely woke like extremely woke like having a conversation with like a thirteen year old sometimes it's more productive than having a conversation with these boomers out here you know what I'm saying. So. That being said, she is still underage like she is still a teenager. She's still going through life trying to figure it out in those are still her parents ultimately know you're parents do love you no matter what you on talk no matter what you say and it just it must be really tough in that household. It looks very toxic. She ended up putting out a statement to saying sorry and saying that you know her. The same. As she said, we're jumping the gun on certain things the teenager did and. I it's just it's tough like I could be tough regardless of my political ideas and agree or not with Kellyanne Conway. There's still people they're still family and the girl is still a teenage girl that I'm sure would get bullied from stuff that her mom would say or whatever the case is. So this is her way of just kind of showing hey, like I am not my mom like I am not my parents. And everyone goes through that. differently. You know I went through that too definitely in my early twenties and teens because in my teens I mean I was a little rebellious when I came to boys but in my teens I was very. Like. Morally centered at my mom. Really instilled morals and ethics into my brother and I, and we were really close to the church, and then we were Catholic and then when I. Started College I started meeting New People and hearing new ideas of things straight away from my religion is my mom relationship was so toxic and then that even rolled into my relationship with my father. So for a for a lot of a lot of time for a handful of years, I was not like close to my parents like I just felt like everything I did they would never approve and it just it wasn't I was never gonNa make them happy and Luckily Where we are now I have the best relationship with them within the past few months my relationship with my parents with my whole family has really strengthen gone better and now literally I am best friends with my mom and dad and brother and everyone else my family you know like air my friends now like I I've kind of stayed away from from friends and now I just really focusing on my family and you know I hope this for her to these are tough times for her and her mom Mothers daughters mothers. Fathers Sons Fathers, sons mothers. We all go through things like this with our parents because you know the generation and. All that and society social media and I know that I hope I have high hopes that they will get through this and that they will you know somewhat see eye to eye even if you don't believe in the same politics as your parents, you know at the end of the day they they hopefully do want the best for us. Not all I mean, there are some terrible pairs out there but for the most part parents want the best for us. So I I hope that they can mend that relationship and and get stronger and better together regardless of their different ideas now, those Redo. Honestly, I put them on the page so you should go watch like crystal. Dot Com. Now, let's talk about him and Connie. I. Did not know that Kanye West. He did have carbonate back in February and this before. We all like new of corona and before Cova Nineteen. was even. A pandemic but don't you have like family and friends who are have been telling you that they got hit with a really really nasty flu Between October November, December? January February. March of two, thousand, nine, hundred, twenty, twenty. I have some family and friends that have told me that they are sure they caught Kobe but it wasn't like diagnosed. As Kobe at the time we all just know of as a flu. So essentially, the same thing happened to Connie West in February of this year he got who really really bad with a flu and Kim Kardashian Hatchet. Nurse. Him To health and it was really tough and she had all our kids there too at the House and. Trying to separate them and not let the media know that he was out here really sick and. Yeah I'm glad that she's talking about it now because or is it a flex like? Is it a flex that they have the antibodies now I feel like that might be a flex because what am I most he cut cova did And now he's like why go wherever I want now because I have antibodies none no, that's not how it works guys. This is very new. Virus, and then not only that like I'm not trying to scare you guys but this is true. The there's different strains now of covid nineteen. So even if you did catch cove it or you know someone that caught Kobe, that does not mean that they cannot catch it again because people have been able to catch it again just because you got it doesn't mean you have these antibodies that will fight off that flew no, no, no, no no. There are different strains now. So we all still need to continue to wear face masks in social distance as much as possible. We have really strict rules here at my job every time I come in I have to wipe when I. have. To Wipe. Wipe down there. No, I gotTA. Wipe everything. Down where Ramaz everywhere and we take temperatures coming into work, it is still very, very serious and we cannot lose sight and track of that for our young kids for our babies and four are elderly and for our people that have you know what is it predetermined or pre whatever What is it predisposed? Yeah. Who are predisposed conditions? WHOEVER HAS ASTHMA? Types of cancers anything like life threatening diseases or illnesses covert is gonNA. Impact you tough and crazy also don't forget. We don't know Wilco with Kadduwan long term. We're hearing that some people still cannot taste and smell even though they don't have the symptoms of covid anymore. Do you guys know that? Yes. Some people who get Kobe. Never gained their taste and smell back some people forever have lung issues and respiratory issues. Yes. So it's not a normal flu remember it's not a normal virus. This is pretty bad really really. Bad Dang, our entire White House staff caught it, and please continue to be safe and social distance and where your masks I've Demoss Selena the series is premiering December fourth on Netflix there was a lot of cold culture versi controversy over the actress who was playing Selena but honestly, she's a queen, her name as a Christian said about those I know her from Nez declassified schools forever guide on Nickelodeon Jacuzzis to watch that show I. Loved that show and she was on that show and she's playing now in the Netflix. Series? Of Selena and I were like, oh. My God bill on her it's just like people are always going to be mad when there is a remake of something and someone else gets casted. That's not the original caster like Jaylo. You know of course, we're going to get mad but we're going to support. We've got support actresses you've got to support our. Latino. Artists and our Latinos out here. This series is a very impactful. I mean, it's been twenty years right over twenty years since the first movie came out and. Movie came out. So yeah, it's time for a little remake. Why not I'm very excited. I have my Karaoke Machine GonNa whip out to sing along and dance along to this I don't exactly know. How it's going to be I have a feeling. So if you'd like more dramas entered and just sharing the life of her and more in depth and stories that were not told in the movie but I'm super super excited those are up crystal. Dot Com the you're. GonNa see up there is that ten Mojo Youtube Youtube turned reality Star you to Return Reality Star. I talked about her because she decided that she was going to give out free news on her only fans. If you showed her vacation that you voted for Joe Biden which I was very innovative and clever. But. Some people were getting and I guess I. Kind of breaking the law because you're not supposed to give a vote and exchange for anything. Now in my like you're not supposed to pay for votes, right? You're not supposed to hear give me a dollar. Give me a dollar. I'll dollar if you vote for this person this person. In. This sense I feel like it's just like a digital like you can't really touching new, you can just look at it. There is some people can argue that are is a form of payment are does have monetary value Can you really put a price on a nude? I mean some people do. Aka only fans but can you really can you really I don't know some people were saying that she's out here breaking the law. Of of those codes and these were people that were commenting on twitter very angry on that post that I, put while nine about the initial Tanimoto Post. But I think she's fine I really think she's fine I. I don't think that the haters are going to be strong enough to actually sue her because like the judge is just GonNa roll his there is his or her is you know what I'm saying But there was rumors that she got her verification taken away because of it that she got her verification on twitter and taken away and these rumors are. False false. The rumors are false because I checked her twitter. She's still has a verification and then I checked her twitter when she was tweeting and she got her youtube verification taken away because of something on the back end of Youtube. But she got it back very quickly. Don't forget. Ten is original storytime queen ten Mojo back in two thousand sixteen. She was a teenager and she was saying be craziest story times on Youtube which fired me to get on Youtube and share story times which in return someone. told me that I do youtube anymore and that taking time away from my job. So I was forced to stop Youtube and I'm still very but her bitter about that but I'm back on Youtube now. So do me a favor and subscribe because I'm coming out with weekly blogs and Ken nobody stop me if I sound bitter it's because I am I'm still bitter about that. I'm hurt that someone had the audacity to you know tell the boss of Mine Oh. Are you taking time away from her job like? I clearly ended up meditate. Don't I? Okay let's get a divorce k. that's what we can meditate crystals was worried about me my life and was going on with the first half of crystals. Cave is fun stuff, and then after the dentist story, it's going to get serious. We're GONNA be talking about an adult teenage adult matters that have to do with. Suicide Suicide Prevention. So if that's a trigger for you and you don't really want to hear about that then just for the first half, and then I'll give you a warning before I get into that and then you can skip off to a different podcast after that or whatever you do. So here we go into a cave crystals caves worry. ME, my life, my date, and we getting into her right now. Hello WHO's in here? It's so dark you what's dripping step on something? Your now inside. KS. Low. The. Cave is why curly today because me and my dad went to the dentist, my dad and I, I've barely started going to the dentist together. Honestly I didn't go to the dentist for the past seven years like I literally never went because when I was in high school I- parents had braces for me so I had braces and high school and after that. I do WANNA pay no co-pay I don't WANNA pay no thirty five dollars. So I just never went and then last year technically this was your last year. This year was last year that I was on my parents insurance because we turn twenty six I guess America thinks you're a grown adult and get on your own shirts but luckily, I could because I do have health coverage here at Iheart. So I switched over so when I switched over then it was me trying to figure out like, okay like what I have to pay with the CO pay like when I go to the doctor's office or the dentists what I'm going to have to pay, and luckily, I haven't had to go to the doctor's office. This. Whole year But since I went the beginning of the year the last time to the dentist with for my with my dad two teeth cleaning they were telling me that when I had a cavity. So I had to get filling done and to I have to get teeth cleaning every six months or else I'm probably GonNa get more cavities. So I'm like, yeah I don cavities like cavities or not Q. and Plaque buildup is not huge. So let me go to the dentist. So my dad and I went yesterday to her daughter Daddy dentist appointment and it was just for teeth cleaning 'cause I guess every six months like I said, you're supposed to get your teeth cleaned and I guess with your insurance like if you have dental under your insurance, usually you don't have to pay a co pay usually depending on the insurance you have. You have to pay a co pay for things are preventative. This is what my mom told me. She's like mom why don't have to pay like because I THEY The dentist office switched over to my insurance that I have and it was approved through the one that I have here iheart. So I asked how much I'm going to have to pay for the dental cleaning and they said nothing. So I. Guess That's one because of the premium that IP per month obviously healthcare gets taken out of my check. So if I pay more per month than I had to pay less when I get in but I'm also told me This is just what my mom says all I know specialist. This is what's on that I said and mostly never right never wrong at she's always right never wrong. Shoes said that if it's preventative like if it's preventing you from getting a cavity or getting, you know this or that then usually your health insurance covers it because they don't WanNa have to pay that expensive out of pocket for cavity right. Having my teeth cleaned is a lot cheaper to my health insurance. policyholder than me not getting a teeth clean and then having to get a cavity if you feel me. So I was really happy because I was like, oh my gosh this whole time when I will with my dad like I could've been getting teeth cleaned every. Six months but. I didn't even know. So these are things that you learn when you're grown and when six I guess when the world thinks, you're an adult. But Yes oh my dad and I went to the dentist and it was fun. It was great. It was a great time data just told me that my teeth were gray and they were white and they were clean and that I've been forcing so because I had one problem area since since six months ago I went. and. They had to get a cavity I was like shoot and then my dentists said, if you don't floss every single day, then what do you come back in six months? You're probably GONNA have to get a cavity and other cavity on this one because the problem tooth and I was like Oh. Heck. No. Like I. I'm want to be on my own insurance now and I don't WanNa pay for that. So you girl better floss every day. So I know somebody who thinks is nasty grimy but. Like this whole time, I, haven't been fostering every day. But since that last appointment six months ago, you Dang, right. The I was forcing everyday two times a day I have been lossing and paid off because like I said, the dentist, the I. Had really clean teeth and white because you guys I love you guys asked me why either so why? I use crest strips the they're kind of expensive for a pack of like eleven at Costco. It's like fifty bucks sixty bucks. So essentially, how much is that ten dollars each or five dollars each I know GonNa five dollars five, six dollars each. So you guys I'm not good at math but the crest white strips Jala work. If you've been struggling with your teeth and you want them to look Whiter I, just getting some crest white strips because you see those things on instagram like the light on your mouth. Or like going to get them professionally why and of course, getting them professionally wind is like one thing that's that's a whole extra level I trying to pay for that actually have people. My DM's offering me that but I just I I like the way that the crest white strips worked for me and hell will works is you just this Ainhoa add obviously credit crushing his sponsor me? They don't they don't even know who I is but. Newark really well on their pocket like. And you half an hour every day and then Yeah for like a week or a few days, and then they also give you our one. So after thirty minutes strips for like seven eight days, then you have the extra ones and whenever you're feeling willing aloen, it was all yellow. Then you hit the our express one. So I had an event on Saturday, I hosted for something Saturday or Sunday I hosted for the boys and girls. Club remember their auction in Alameda the boys and Girls Club Alameda. So I wanted my teeth so good for that. You know zoom for that virtual hosting so I put little our express trip on and then my teeth looked pearly. So yeah, that's what the dentist told me that my teeth pearly I've been. Cavities over here and then what they had me do was do a little gargle of pride. I was like, okay. What floor are they're saying that if my insurance doesn't cover, it's going to be twenty five dollars extra and I was like. I don't want to swing back yet if it's going to be twenty, five dollars, please please check if my insurance covers that. So it did take. Good. Been Goodness and is pretty much a little foam and you swish it in your mouth. And then I looked online for this floride stuff right? Because I guess it is preventative cavities like it protects your teeth so that you know plaque doesn't just build up on it and you I don't know how often you do it. I didn't look into I didn't ask. But when she told me the twenty dollars for this little pump. Dan How much is flora like why are they charging me so much here It is twenty five dollars for a whole bottle Amazon, it's like thirty, three, forty five. So I was just like, okay. First of all thank you for my insurance covering that pump because I would have been so mad if I went to Amazon later and saw the whole bottle was like forty five bucks and yeah. Now I'm going to get that I'm going to get little fluoride and just switched my mouth. Maybe once a week I know I'm going to read the instructions to see how often I should do that because I don't know if it's like really healthy for my enamel but I guess it is I don't know that's just me I'm not a dentist. So don't. Don't. Take my word. For Word on this jazz, do your own research and talk to your actual dentist if you have one deceived these if this is what you should be doing. But yeah, I'M GONNA get some floride on Amazon so that might can Stephen Moore white and it's funny because when you get cleaning like they clean them so well feels like your your teeth are like bones like all these crevices you didn't even know where they're like are there because over time even if you every day even if you brush, you know obviously two times a day or more you just plaque buildup that's just it is how it is i. The dentist recommend that you do your little teeth cleaning so I'm trying to stay clean. It's cold out here and try to get plaque buildup I'm trying to get no ginger vitus. If maybe you brush your teeth and gums bleed, that's gingy Vita is like that happened to me I know it's gross but I did happen to me like my gums will bleed every time I brush my teeth and then when I went. The beginning of the year to get my teeth cleaned. That's what the doctor told me. He was like the dentist was like you have dividers and so we're going to get rid of that and just make sure that you come every six months for your teeth cleaning so that you don't get you in devices. Don't judge me. I I'm really ginger is. Queen. Not Anymore though not anymore. So yeah, I hope that helped you maybe you didn't know any of this like I did and now you're learning and you're going to go sign up for your teeth cleaning I. Don't know how much it is without insurance. But whatever your job is like definitely try to get dental insurance one way or another because. You don't want to have your teeth falling out more older. You know what? I'm saying we want our gums or teeth to be living, and we don't have to get know dentures even though there's a lot people out here that. I, get it. I have nightmares sometimes have you ever had those nightmares or like your to fall out? Those are those are normal reoccurring nightmares. Some people I've definitely had that nightmare. It's the worst now after our dentist appointment me, my dad were handlery. So we wanted to go to haunt his naturally. By data and I love on, we are Benny Hana's fiends like we are obsessed like anytime. We're over there I WANNA Greek. We're getting. On his at concord so We called to see if they were open and they are you guys table is open. So my dad doesn't like to go to any unless we're on the HIBACHI table like go and sit on the little tables on the side I will go on sale on the bar bar I really don't care my dad he wants show like he wants a show. So already knew that we're GONNA have to set a little tables, which is fine because I mean who doesn't like the fire volcano. So we have been Hana's and we were just waiting for our table. And My dad tells me something which was very interesting because my dad and I, never really highly heart to hearts were very, very close. We talk about everything but never like serious stuff because my dad, he just kind of uncomfortable with serious topics was serious topics, uncomfortable topic, controversial topics he just rather not. He'll just you'll avert the situation or he will just take a left turn and just bring something else up. So I was hanging out with my dad we're waiting for a table and he goes me how your mom told me something that made me very, very sad. And I was like, what the heck like, what could this be like? My Dad's never said anything like this to me before. and. I'm just like, okay like what did you tell you? And he's like she told me that when you were really really sad you had thoughts about just driving off the bridge. And I was like Whoa. Oh. Okay. Like let's rewind because this is a little out of context this is going to be serious topic. You guys is going to be about suicide prevention and to suicidal thoughts. So if that is a trigger for you, then you can you know. Just give to them to the podcast. But yeah, WE'RE GONNA be talking about. So he tells me this and I'm a little thrown off because I think my mom my mom things and she takes it Soda Har-. But some I don't tell her things to tell my dad because my dad is just not I don't talk to my dad about stuff like this like I time everything like anything that you tell a journal I tell. bigly. Obviously, you guys don't even know I tell my mom so. I was like whoa be like. Well like it wasn't like that. He's like well, why why did she tell me that like she told me that you said that. and. I said, yes you know my mom and I were talking about to cycle thought suicide prevention because we both know people that we all know people that that's happened to and. When I was going through my really tough times my really dark times my high high stress and anxiety times by depressive times. There were times where just a thought flashed into my head of what if I just keep driving you know like I'd be on my way to work or wherever I like what if I just don't even make the trench, just drive off. And I never ever thought to act on it. Or do it because of my family. I'm so lucky that I have that strong support family system not everyone dies and I totally understand that but I have a family I have a nephew and I would never be able to do that to them, and this is not discrediting people who have taken their lives. This is just saying that because I know my parents love me so much and because I love my parents so much and because all of my family so much because I love my job so much because all of my friends so much because I love my nephews. I personally know that I would never be able to take that step. Not even a planning step right because there are different levels. And the same suicidal thoughts and. Actions and planning it's all spectrum. It's all a spectrum. So I'm not GonNa say that I was ever suicidal because I. Truly wasn't I never self taught armed and I. came up with a plan. I. Would just have a really really bad day or I would be having a tough time going into work and I would I had thought like what if I just kept going? and I'm not the only one. There is a lot of girls in guys. Even if maybe you've never felt this way before that, do feel this way I guarantee you. there's a lot of people that you don't know that have came up with a plan. Recently one of my best friends came up with a plan I had to stop them. And it is real. It is so real I have family members who have taken their own lives. I. Have Friends of friends who have taken their own lives. I personally don't have a friend that has. But I have a friend that almost did. and. I was a police explorer. I. Always this up but in high school, I was a police explorer with basically A. Police explorer and we dealt with hostage negotiations situations where they would plan like a like a hostage some they would plan that someone was holding people hostage, and then we would have to negotiate them to deescalate it and release the hostages right. and. For a competition that we did in San Diego I when the word for that like I. Officers pulled me aside and said that they've never heard someone do it well, and what it is really is just taking. Like when it comes to people who are in really really distressed and are gonNA put harm on themselves or others it really is about them obviously, not being happy They are probably knowingly depressed. Obviously, they're having psychological mental issues and they need that one person to help them. And help them. All you do really not all you do, but a very effective tactic. To. Understand what the source of their distress is and then take distress off of them and make them feel guilty. Does, follow me long here. Make them feel guilty and put it on you. So for example, we did hostage negotiation. When I was in high school of a man who was all people hostage seven eleven and I was on the phone with him and I had to make him. RELEASED THEM So what I did was listen don't you know what are you doing like? You think about your family think about your family like think about your friends like you know what's going to happen here like you're going to jail man you're going to go to jail like don't do this list, and then you start negotiating with them listen if you let them go, I will do everything I can to make sure that you're gonNA get no time. No Time Right It is somewhat lying to them be kind of kind of because people like this have mental health issues like. Obviously they? Want money or whatever it is. It's a mental health issue if you're holding people hostage so. That is a whole like. I hate sailing Looney bin situation but it is put him in the mental health that's mental health right? So it is kind of persuading them in lying to them in the sense that you know I don't have the power to decide how much time they're going to jail or not I am not a judge, right but. At the moment the goal is to get the victims innocent victims out and free and him make sure he's safe right? So same thing when you know you're in a situation where someone you know is having talks of or a plan of or trying to take their life you have to. Put It on you and say that they are going to ruin your life. So recently I had to talk my friend of killing themselves and I had to tell them. How could you do this to me like I'm your best friend like are you GonNa are you GonNa let this happen I'm not GonNa let this happen. I'M NOT GONNA. Let this happen to you because I love you and your family loves you and your boss loves you I'm going to call your boss and they were like, no, no don't call my boss. Okay. Well, what are you going to do I'm going to call the COPS and if I call the cops, then you're going to go get fifty, one, fifteen you're going. That's GonNa be on your permanent record. You don't want that like you don't want that people who are trying to kill themselves are so depressed that nothing matters to them like you tell them anything and nothing matters. So you have to like get them out of that and you have to physically be with them. Unfortunately in this situation, this person wasn't around me and I could not catch a flight to see them. So I had to I called the cops when their phone, the answer, the phone and called the COPS The cost. Put me on hold like what the? Heck I'll I call the cops and they're like. Oh can I turn hold and I was like I? Guess I mean my friends trying to kill themselves like okay and they're like where where are they look I don't know where they are I don't I live miles miles away from them they live in a completely different state so. It was it was tough. It was tough I called I. I asked my friend for their siblings numbers. So I call the sibling sibling actually started driving their way to get them, and luckily my friend is is getting a lot better now is on press like anti depression medication and is talking to a psychiatrist and determine Lotta messed up stuff happened to them right This. Isn't always the case because sometimes a lot of the Times. People keep stuff in right like I'm lucky that my friend confide in me and told me everything. But some people will just keep things in and that's when it's too late and that's why I tell guys. It's important checking on your friends check in on people around you. If you notice that people are acting weird. If you notice that people are kind of acting funny on social media. Like. Be Quick to just call them crazy and don't be quick to say oh they're on one. Awesome. Like ask them. Oh. It's stressing you out right now and I guarantee you. Who is going through a mentally will tell you and sometimes people tell you things and because there are so sad they don't want if. They're not in a place monthly to fix it. So they always keep coming up with excuses and excuses. Oh, with this oath this all but this, but and that's a sign of depression like when someone can never see the light and never see any type of positive things like that's a form of on the spectrum of depression and I had to learn this you know I I went through something similar to this. Again, I never had suicidal tendencies I never came up with a plan. But there were times I was just like man like. What if you know what would happen and I feel like a lot of us have those thoughts But we don't talk about it obviously because it's so bad. So Taboo, it's quote bad. So quote taboo but I think it's okay to talk about it because we're all here we're all going through this time. This pandemic is not easy and a lot of us have gone through our lowest of the lows during this pandemic the good news about that is that. When you're at the lowest of drew low, the only way to go is up. So the only there's only going up from here you know and Y'all were here with me. I can't believe I talked about everything I talked about on the podcast when I was having my breakthrough, which was you know one point a breakdown announced the breakthrough because we're going up. You we're here for all of that. And it's not rainbows and sunshine's it's not always going to be happy happy. I still have my days life is life life is those roller coasters, those ups and downs that we go through together and we tried to work on it everyday work on and work on it and be better and man okay I was sad because of this that day. So now I'm going to try to do that less or not do that as much or try to find out why we're feeling emotions like we need to get more in tune with our brains because for the longest time mental health, those are never really talked about the Super Taboo. Resources here at work my family, but there's people who don't there are people who don't have that and for you I am here for you. You know I have people who have been reaching out to me. I have a nonprofit that I'm working with called above the stigma hit up joey underscore above the stigma because he focuses on this he focuses on men's mental health but he's also here for everyone he's helping a girl out here in in Connecticut who's in a terrible terrible situation he doesn't really understand how he reached. She reached out to him but she did and now he's helping her get out of her terrible situation. So. You know all of us have a law going on. And no one's problem is worse than or better than everyone's own problem. We all in our brains are going through things. But again, we're not. We're not going through it alone and that's why again I encourage you to reach out to your friends. Hey, how you doing I thought of you and checking in. Hey. I haven't talked to in a while but I saw this post and it makes me happy that you're happy. I hope you're doing well and I'm just I'm I'm wishing the best for you. You know those little things really really do matter. Because again, it these are tough times. We're all in this together and luckily that conversation with my dad ended in retailing him bobby I will never be able to to do something like that and he told me. I asked him have you ever thought of that. He you know. I. Never Thought of that and Maha. Life isn't supposed to be me burying you. With when it comes to parents, life is supposed to be. The kids bury the parents and and if you ever feel like I can never I can never ever ever let anything happen to you. So if you please ever feel something like that again, like I we're here for you like I broke my heart to hear that Mike Bobby I. Love You so much. I Love Mommy. So Much I love junior so much I love the duckie. so much of a minor pile of. Through if daily and I love everyone so much. My friend so much I love my job so much my boss so much I love my listeners so much like I. Right, now in my life can never see myself doing something like that because of. My Support System So I'm the lucky one. I'm the lucky one. Not everyone is out. Lucky. And if you're not lucky, you're not alone I'm here for you send me a message send me a DM totally confidential. I, WANNA. Help however, I. can help because I know that I'm not alone in having those thoughts I know that for a fact. So. Yeah. In this is a little heavy today. I You. Know I'm sorry about that. But yeah, sometimes we get real. We get serious in the PODCAST and times. We're GONNA be talking about Benny, and then we're going to be talking about suicidal thoughts. I have family members younger than me who have tried to harm themselves and self harm and. You know Do they need help they need therapists they need psychiatrists, they need loving people around them that care it can take that one teacher it can take that one friend, it can take that. One phone call out. One D M that keeps you going. So spread love you know spread support people we all need right now spread a smile. At the store some to say, Hey, you know what? I genuinely hope that you have the rest of your day, and if there's haters out here, you know at the haters or whatever it is because everybody's got haters in one way or another everyone's got those energy vampires that are just you know preying on our downfall but. You know. It's all about how we look at it. It's all about our own minds and and being good tour selves. self-care is something that I haven't taken seriously in I in so long and this year was the first year that he decided to really care about myself. Going to the dentist? I'm eating healthy. Being family more I'm taking I'm living in the moment I'm breathing in the present I'm slowing down to smell the roses and I just pray and wish that you guys can all be there at one point if you're not there and we can all work on this together. Okay I love love. Love you so so much. Thank you so much for hanging out with me for another episode of Crystals Night Capture. 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So he decided to dedicate his life to fighting against gun violence here in the bay against the a four, the youth. So That's what his his nonprofit life goes on. Foundation is about it's about helping out the youth giving. Ship to underserved kids here in the bay area kids who you know don't have a lot of money and are in bad areas. He does outreach program and he is awesome work with them. He has seminars with them you take them on trips. He has them, you know meet people. He's a really great guy and I was very lucky that I made the cut for his birthday party. So the yacht party is on Youtube. So go check it out. It's also my Page Luck Crystal Saas Dot Com. That's this week's blog is about is about that y'all party God crazy crazy and luckily I my mouth the whole time so none of us caught Kobe. Japan Code so That's good. That's good. We did take temperatures and stuff before going on. 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125: Monday, August 5th, 2019 with Jackie and Claudia Oshry

The Morning Toast

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125: Monday, August 5th, 2019 with Jackie and Claudia Oshry

"Good food morning. Millennials welcome back to the morning post after another treacherous weekend of living in america <hes> welcome back to the morning post has everyone doing. I'm doing okay. I just feel like this weekend was like really weird. Do you know what i mean like personally personally or just for the whole world. I thought it was just personally but the world is well but like i just had like a weird vibe in my soul this whole weekend i said. Do you feel weird. He was like yeah interesting. They said do you you feel weird. I said yeah well. We all felt weird. I guess i know something was off the world the shaqra saturday night when we all attempted to go to dinner and it listen big fat failure. I just wanna say like i don't really i'm not really happy about the fact that hibachi was a trend because it's like obviously over now. I'm i'm an now. It's like a novelty thing that benny hana's like the only place in the world and it's the most mismanaged dirty restaurant and i'm really upset about it because we went and i was like so excited all day about getting so excited. It's like a and it was a late reservation. I didn't have dinner and i got there and i was ready to stuff is ace yeah and it just never happened. We didn't wind up sitting there and we went and then when we get seated like the table was just like so filthy and like it was just it was like i can eat anything not easily grossed out but like i actually couldn't eat there. Yes it'd running on italian which i don't know i love italian but i was so not feeling it yet. I wasn't feeling the italian either i actually went to italian restaurant ordered salmon which like libya that's insane very disgusting disgusting he'd snitch. How are you good. How are you here. We we tell you went to a country club. I went to a country club and we have to join one. I know this happened to every summer. Told this happened every weekend. Get facetime and we try and like make these grandiose plans where we like to buy a house and joining country club what we actually made really good strides last summer to make this summer the best it could be and we were denied from our country club of choice like i can't even imagine why and then we just let it fall through the cracks but we really they should have just picked another country club like one with good food good pool and the lifeguards. How does the country club would you recommend it. Oh i mean it was divine like we did she. We should i give you the the whole yes yeah so we played tennis which was lovely. How were you at ten. I was much better than i remember. Remember nicole's like you're actually just like. You're actually like yeah yeah. I guess i know how to play who we we just rallied. We're not like being a two losers headed up here yeah and then we went to the pool. Which was you know lovely crazy tennis girls yeah. I mean like when you were in cabin staffer growing up at a country club like there are girls who competitive competitive tennis like your fucking job ball accidentally went on the other person's this court and the man was so mad tennis girls are nuts yet but we all up playing tennis technically we are those were doubles partners. We cannot be stopped. Her with the power of me with the consistency like those are strings. I didn't libya was the power serena chugging lose the power but she made you run around the court yeah no but like i oh no matter where the ball down the court i will get it back. It's on the shepherd. I will get it right and then when she gets slammed slams home an unstoppable force yet get up and i don't know we moved that's when we gave up on all but i've seen the country would be good for our athleticism skills. Our appetites are skin. We'd be so ten. Can i just i can't believe another summer has gone by and we didn't do it. I know and like deserves better. Why would they let him and we had we had to. I didn't see darling doc dr right. It was a dog doctor on the premises. They would allow for other dogs to come speaking of doctor. I have have to tell you what happened. I mean i did tell you what happened but just so crazy 'cause like when doctors get sick. It's like who takes care of them and deal was just. I've been this like this leader in our family like he's just he takes care of us. He's a doctor but he's also like an emotional support. Animal like he really has been like the he doesn't all he's he's leaning in right and so what happens when when the dogs in trouble when the doctors in trouble yesterday what happened. It's really like nick. It's it's. It's hard for me to talk about because i can't first of all what happened was so crazy and then like my reaction like i'm so disappointed in myself so me benintendi our went to the dog park yesterday again took over the weekend was weird like i never leave my house but i went to the park. It was so fucking hot. We get to the park and there's no dogs in the park. I mean we just walked all the way over. We're here for dogs so we throw ball. We're hanging around but like maybe some dogs will come. It's too little dogs come. They literally like i like not to be mean. All children are beautiful but like they were so ugly and has like the you can't play with them. Then this other came perfect theo size black i don't know what kind of dog but like perfect size for you and neom pen sit on the bench for watching the two dogs playing and the two dogs are playing right in front of us and all of a sudden the dog literally mounts the oh from the back puts his paws on him so hard starts humping and then his fucking enormous penis comes out like i have seen doug penises are like tucked away but when they get like hard word i guess like they come out of their shell so i've seen the penis come out like four times in my life and there was literally one day and it comes out like two inches. It looks like a crayon. It's like a fire red rocket. I've i've never seen it in action because theo is neutered yeah and he just doesn't look like he's he's cool but he's tranfer santa. He's he's been. He's been trained any doesn't five so i was shook to my absolute fucking court ac- <music> six inches of dog penis trying to enter theo and in the moment i was sitting on the bench. I was completely paralysed like frozen. I i was just so in shock that this was happening to my son right in front of me. Ben had such serious back. Nobody in bed has such great reflexes like <unk> hopped up was literally tearing the dog. The dog had such a firm grip on d._o. Bend was literally thought. Ben was going to get hurt and like this was like an episode of like. I don't know black mirror. Finally the black dog owners mom came and was like whatever his name was zion. Let's go and it was obvious that this was like a regular occurrence for the lady eighty because she took the dog to the corner and like penal punishment and then left like she was up. Another dog day ruined at the park because my dog can't stop humping everyone and the lead out a little little yelp i was i was so disappointed in myself for not having better reflexes like this is my son. He's in danger and like i'm freezing. You're watching it happen but i'm watching it happen like and ben was yelling at me like afterwards words on my reflections are so off like what are we gonna have kids and honestly he was totally right and it was just like the whole day was ruined. Theo was just fucking traumatized and we had to go home like what what kind of world is this. That's crazy. I'm so sorry for him to see a p._d._f. Scenes for sure but theo is feels gay so like uh like honestly he should have been down which is obviously it wasn't connecting with his winding down and it's a consensus. Everything honestly no means so. I couldn't believe it. That's really sad. It was ruined my whole fucking day. All i keep thinking that mental picture of theologians like looking at me and i couldn't do anything mommy. This was like the scare that you needed needed. Yeah thank god nothing happened. I didn't know like i literally was looking at the old like literally with a microscope like i didn't know if they were i didn't i don't know of anything actually like went in i i just i'm really upset about it. I'm sorry and that's all interesting about well. We're thinking of at this time. He's at home relaxing. He's on some much needed bedrest. He took some xanax and he's going to be what a night yeah. Oh well i feel as though it might be time really don't ooh okay. What else do you wanna. I just can't i believe like sitting here doing the show when the last time we were here we delivered the most piece of premium the premium piece of content ever made on the internet. I know how do you come back from that. I think for me personally. We've had some hilarious moments on the show. That is my number. One moment like i have watched it now forty times on my tv every single time i last like. I find something new about each time. They can't imagine a world where i watch video and don't laugh now. It is so fun or i can't imagine a person who sees over the first time in doesn't doesn't laugh if you're listening to a podcast and you haven't been able to catch last friday's episode make sure to watch it on youtube because there's a little special bonus footage at the end yeah. It's premium so how's how's your weekend with your song out. Without it was so great the tire we can refreshing itunes and i still was on the top one hundred as of last night which is so nice. I expected it to fall off off and i've been getting really positive feedback from it. People dancing to it people's husbands dancing to edgy melin spears shared it like so many people religious came out and supported the song. That really made me feel so good god. 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I'll say it like what a day what a day and this is so shocking because we also called it because we also broke the news that they follow each other on instagram like two weeks ago but donahue wrench was thrown in our plans because that after the rose it looked like him in hanoi like maybe rekindling they were brought seed did leaving her apartment by is really thought that was definitely a stage paparazzi thing because like why would the paparazzi not waiting outside the bachelorettes house like they're not that housing. I'm sure it's a rental in alabama. Oh yeah so no it was just to stage like the bachelor people get paparazzi when they do press but they are not followed around waiting outside their house no so i really do you want to get our resident experts opinion on this but i did watch episode one of the this weekend i was gonna watch the whole season and shockingly like i thought it was going to my big regret was going to be that. I didn't watch it sooner. People keep saying it's like the best season ever. I know so i was. I thought it was gonna be pissed. Like oh shit. I should've watched it actually until we could've talked about on the show but it took me like four hours to get through the first episode but i always the worst that's true so uninterested and i really do love her and she has great guys great looking whenever ever for some reason i'm out. Maybe stuck with it by episode eight. I would care but like it's my weekend. I don't want to spend it watching. Should i don't want especially because now paradise is back so like we do at during the week why we're weekends to end tuesday but you're kidding me every week. I was literally just about to say like you guys want to watch together tonight but like i i don't know if i can. That's that's such unreasonable. Ask like i'm sorry okay but parents is much better. Paradise is much better. I've been watching the island. It took about fifteen episodes for it to get good <music> but now i'm there and the thing about love island and paradise could learn something from them. It's filmed in real time so that they're on the island now. They put the episodes out like big brother. Yeah like that day or the day better every night of the week and like so it's overall about three weeks of watching but i'm really enjoying watching every night like the subject matter is not stimulating leading enough weekly. What is karaoke no. It's like three months watching once a week of something that happened months ago. It's two weeks is so uninteresting. He's so an interesting and i think that now you live in a world that that can't survive but we are to like ask were right. Do you know if i can fascinate oh. That's the slow last five. It's it's an old model. They really would be so much better. It's at the very least is on five nights a week like let's get it out seriously doing three months of a show that took took place over the course of two weeks is insane so it's two hours twice a week. That's yeah that's knocking thoughts. Were they could do one hour every monday monday through thursday that would be no because i'm really liking this love island formula. She's like easy to watch. It's there every night for me and it's not like this suspenseful thing where i'm waiting on. Nothing okay yeah well. I was planning on watching it. I'll start. I don't know if i'm gonna last but you wanna watch together. Sure maybe i just like i just wanna watch my apartment 'cause then by the time it's like to invite us over bitch ten pm in your house. There's were all right calm enough sense. I've so many active between your house. You can order food for us now. She's not a true house not like our descendants party counts. Oh yeah where the t._v. didn't work. We'll get to that. We're going to recap the descendants three trilogy jay yet coming to an end back to tyler c. n. n. g. I'm just like loving the sentiment around this like not that the world's g._d._p. But it's like bachelor nation it's a g g. You literally have everything in the world to you on a silver spoon grew up being the daughter of you'll london luckier you you just like france into becoming the world's biggest supermodel like you had everything in the world literally all we have. Is the bachelor get away. You say i don't know on the one hand you know. I'm i want to blame wells and sarah hyland for making this acceptable for like when they did. It wasn't annoying because we went into why tyler ac- is like the dream man of batteries like he's like our fantasy right. Wells was like the attorney fred. No one was like daydreaming over marrying wells. They loved him like a friend. That's how he got into this position where he was the bartender like he's just really friendly cool guy so when that happened. We were happy for them. You know like this is like it's not fair. No it's not fair meaning like i don't know what happened with jeans ena assuming they're not together. Also i've read some winds about him until i can piece together why put me she's like sitting on monday night having wine with her friends watching the match because she's a normal girl and she sees heather she and her and and she's just like i just want a normal guy like that not someone who's like an ex boy band who's onto war doing what he does like. I just want some guy from jupiter florida who dances at the construction. Hey you wanna know what no no but it's like. Why don't you just do it. It's cool for her that like she she literally can get anyone she wants and like she saw so when she liked it she went for it and like how nice must be like the most beautiful wealthy famous person in the world that just like you decide you want to go on a date with someone and next thing you know he's there waiting for you like it must be nice. I like i. I appreciate her judgment. You know we're always saying like these girls who have everything they should just settle down with a nice guy this man. I don't appreciate her judgment. Why because she had the greatest man in the world jonas let him go literally the worst influence ever made up one hundred. She had the best boyfriend in the world. They were the best a couple like i was so happy for him so happy for her and you know what everything works in mysterious ways and god works curious waste because literally sophie turner jonas are the best couple in the entire world by grad loved them to so the match dinner now i said exemple they were literally like soda speed like they came up and gave me a hug. It looked so cool with the people that i was just talking. Love that wow that's amazing loved them so much and you know what i never would have had that moment. If it were bad judgment okay agreed. I forgot about the joe jonas if at all because like he just smelling like roses and i feel like she had a really really interesting dating trajectory before that like she had really good tasting guys cody simpson hot them together like australian blonde like love fest so happy for jonas the best guy well since you day before. I think that was whatever like seeing just like i'd be like was not good for her. I agree but she's trying to get out from under that now. She's going america's sweetheart like this guy that everyone loves it. It's like she probably watches the show and left some two and then wake seventy is like hand g._e._d. Like why don't i let us have something like this. Just gives me that. Only people like tyler see. We'll now only date. People look like d._j. Right for all of us regular joes and he wasn't average joe right. It has concealed absolutely no confidence in the world do fouls you. You're done go for under future bachelor contestants. I don't wanna win. I wanna be run around. I want to yeah why do i want to beat this girl. This girl from alabama totally runner up in the pageant right didn't even win the path because she wasn't eating up right. She didn't make ten drama so i'm just well. It's making the franchise at half right. If this is the greatest story ever told then soviet but honestly. I'm just like i'm annoyed. I think it's worse if it's the greatest love story ever told because then there's no for the rest of us like if they had a bad time the number see each other again like we can just chalk it up to like maybe she's a fan wanted to meet him like whatever right right but do you think so house was their attempt to being discreet yes because this is like so thirsty like everyone. There's always like looking over their shoulders to see what famous person so we'll give. I can't take pictures like if they were out of regular rooftop bar. Everyone would have been on their phones. We would have video of gets higher simone of livestream that like at least if someone wanted to get a picture of him which he did it had to be concealed concealed and then i was like people were analyzing. The picture like this doesn't look like a date like it looked like they were checking in checking in at the that was yeah no but that's not the body england which over date like it because they just got there and i don't think he's a member. I don't know if they have so house. I can jupiter yup. She's probably checking in for him. He did very political thing. It's also like super awkward like to go on a date like to so. I was like if you remember and someone's not to sign them in like they've called on stairs. It's like super awkward. It's honestly not the ideal place for if you're not both members a one hundred percent and he's like oh table. If he got their first then he has to wait for her and then the hugging and trains to other people are in line to check painful painful and getting you see. I have to believe that in the summer too that she can get his reserve debt like day here. She's coming in reserve a table for her because like in this i mean all year round but especially in the summer because it's like one of the few places this is in the city with a pool. It is impossible to find a chair. Let alone a table. However dumbo house is bigger than meat-packing so they probably had more options. It was a sunday night. It was chill honestly like we should go to denver house. One day win also just want to say. I ship hannah tyler hardcore. I i like it there they could be. I think he's definitely good role as being someone's runner up like no questions asked like oh turned out to be a bad guy. Okay i'm here. I'm a big dope. I'd ever got the second chance. No she has changed. She makes me oversee. She didn't make a mistake. Surely relation made a mistake when the guy she chose didn't end up being even remotely good enough yeah yeah it's like i was thinking about like ari becca and lauren. It's like he was the one who made the decision to go back to the decision forehand. Yep jed hadn't been relationship chip hanna with sylvia. It's not like how said jedi know what it's not working out because i love thai right. Tyler tyler was literally the last thing left. Yeah margo still ships had no. I don't peterson one hundred percent tyler after all. This tyler can't be the bachelor. Honestly i literally being the baxter right now but i will so so disappointed if they don't choose my johnson yeah it's time but i saw that he does just to paradise and so colton holton but he liked it so it looks like he's happy colton without he was happy not to he left crying yet. We didn't think he was happy. No one thought he was happy new when he was going on paradise. We knew there was something with him and when he left paradise he was single but we didn't know that at the time h._r. We saw something in the toasters and it doesn't look like he's singing and look mike. Johnson is on threat like that's all. I'm saying well. What if you found true. Love like that's the point of being the bachelor is it though i really did like nobody. Nobody wanted to be the bachelor yeah. That's being held back like that's why he was so confused anti to if i was like up for the role of a lifetime yeah i hear you justice for tia well. She found a nice man does she's. She's happy so back to the tyler g._m. At all i wonder if there will be a second date. I wonder if they kissed her apartment like i. I just like it's annoying when you get to know someone on reality t._v. Because like you have become accustomed to knowing everything about their lives so it's like oh tyler's on the date like we normally we would see how it ends with hannah but we don't know how it ends with g. G. and that's frustrating yeah yeah. I don't think they spent the night together but that one. I hope it went well for them. I just want to no one except for kind signed even though it just makes everyone even more control than they already are. Do you think that like the world's reaction to the date like everyone being turned off to the idea of dating someone for match action super loki. She's loki as much as she can be like she's still g._e._d. Not if anyone she dates. It's going to be a big deal. No i think the world if we've seen her on a date with harry styles whatever like a famous person i don't think the world would have freaked out as much as they did with tyler because it's crazy yeah i agree. Do you think that is going to turn her off to this relationship. I i think any relationship that is gonna be is going to be super public and it's not even like they were paparazzi so it's just people all carrying like you know like yeah. That's true so i think i don't know i think it's exciting. I think it's cool. No i'm <music> now so not here for it and i just can't even like gelato fee must be laughing allowed to bang early laughing larry to anywhere right but i think when when broke up with joe i think when when joe and g._d._p. Dating like the obviously aware that like he was hitting the most beautiful woman in the world and like that never happens and like he knew the the position and then when he broke up with her. I think he was obviously super devastated but like there's an element when you're in a relationship it's like embarrassing housing and it's just like you know when it's not about who wins but like in this case. It is joe totally one when you break up j._d. Like when you go from yeah you can only go down below zero no parallel. I don't know no. I think <hes> there's so much like the movies like when i'm kidding women against oh fine but here we go. I think it was a parallel move. You know what i think. It depends you. Ask raising your type two you do you watch him with if you don't wanna right because you don't want x. Men who sobe turner we're well. She wasn't that movie with cameron. Hailee steinfeld merrily lethal. Yes those good stuff now. I'm really just best this. Is this in this story. In particular has definitely reinvigorated i interest in the franchise agreed and maybe that was the plan the whole time i totally agree as like. I'm really excited for paradise. I'm glad i watched for episode. I know everyone's name and profession and what they're about. I know that lucasville in jet is a villain. I don't think either of them are on paradise right and so john paul jones john hall jones is hilarious just like a funny dude. I think you know how there's always that one who's like friends with the bachelor vinnie on josiah's he's in that right that was for hanna level jones cool him and the furby twin. That doesn't have have a boyfriend. I hit it off. I can't believe the furby twin on power. We let her like i watched the intro so just seeing all the people that were coming and it's like truly like go the home yeah and also i love him so much also derek path like i was what ears to read what he posted on instagram. I read the first sentence and then. I'm like this captions too long for me to read. You'd have the cliffnote t. l. d._r. I'll tell you what you said. Basically that like just international d._r. Means and like it's my whole life. I've never read anything. She is l. d. r. okay so basically. He said that he was approached. On bachelor. In paradise he was wary because he's had like these experiences in the past either being portrayed in a way that he's not or seeing other other people that way and cared about but he seemed what the show can you and he left on kind of a high why would like it's risky and also he met the person that he thought he was going to spend the rest of his life like within that situation. It's just like it's it's weird but then he was saying like an probably people that he works with wouldn't understand blah blah blah but i think it's hard for him to meet the people in the real world that guy from the bachelor and going on paradise that you don't have that stigma and maybe he can really meet someone that's fair. That's really anything that he is the perfect candidate of someone who could find a great relationship. He says he's not a third munster at all like here's a fulltime job. I wonder how we got time off like he worked so hard to present. He's very mentally stable. Which is v. v rare. These days and i agree and grow would be lucky to have. I forgot the love with him. I'm in love with him because i honestly i feel like my taste in dark like says a lot about me like i'm a good person yeah at will. I think he's the kind of guy that keeps the bachelor franchise like a ground afloat and grounded where it's like. You know there there are still real. Good people coming here to look for not everyone is coming here to promote their music with their girlfriend back for him and he totally enjoys all the benefits of being on on the franchise and the instagram graham but he doesn't that wasn't why he came and that's not what motivates him yeah. I agree good ascott. Is it going to be hard for you. Is that why you don't wanna much paradise just like to see him. No other woman i mean it was hard to see him on paradise taylor because like she thoughts but like i really appreciate it how he made her like so human yeah. He has that affect on on us. Ladies okay okay. That was long fur story ever. I know we talked about like a lot of me. Talk about the bachelor this whole year and people were up in arms about it so i hope that gay people there about fix and we will be talking about paradise. Snatch ler is a reality. This podcast is that would mean you have to start on wednesday yeah. Let me get like cover art together. Does it or supposed to get together. We'll thatches ashes hosting it but i think percents are in paradise if we're all watching together okay but it's her ship so like she could show the cover art to be. We gotta get you all all set up. We do that the what the photoshop steam made of oh. That's a great threat called the bachelor. I think that's a great name on greenleaf great me too and then people will laugh when they hear it. I wanna watch the morning breath. Yeah matinee idol released a song called breath because that's what the equivalent would have been yeah. I i actually went to release another song. I was talking about it. Remember how the chains burgers like did selfie. It was like a joke but like real. I wanna do a song about like people who need amend you know. Do you need and it'd be like rap. You need a man. No joe go out on high okay. You don't want to be a sophomore slump trump. Everyone's waiting to fail. It's just and i won't let them he'd be handing it to them. Does you need a man tic. Tac icebreaker lakers still read. I think there's really potential there but i'll listen to your right about everything. Listen to you. It's not even a tough call though like okay next or what's next story. Valentine sampayo is reportedly lina secrets. I by the way her last name is some pale and she looked so much like sara sampaio. Is she really did. I was thinking the same something that i didn't do any digging in the words of my good good friend joe joe. It's just a little too late a little too long and i can't wait hey also it's basically going out of business. They don't have a thing anymore. What is there what work is multi. Victoria's secrets definitely not going to. It's a major major business. It's on its way down. There's no show and there's no. There's no show so it's like this. Show is the most public facing thing like. We don't care what you guys. Do your christmas catalog with your catalog. No one's waiting like aided breath through the catalog in the mail and the conversation about them not being inclusive with trans models was about the fashion show so it's like oh now. You've decided that there's fashion show. We don't care anymore. Yeah i mean it's it's still like great but it's a little too late like i really feel as though joe was way ahead of her time when writing that song because that is so pertinent right now so pertinent to the situation and i think it's a great obviously on the worldwide stage inclusivity but it's like it's honestly now it's why bother yeah and the already made their big stink about like fantasy yeah yeah. That statement was so abhorrent. I honestly would have had more respect for them if they just stuck to that. You know this is so try hard yet so in authentic. They're not doing it because they really feel like. They want to be inclusive. It's like they're just think it's the right thing to do because they feel bad about what they said you know because clearly what they said was completely wrong. They're no longer having a show. No one is interested in them right so it's like a hail mary and but for what ends no and it's just like the people out there are just like they've been waiting for this. I doubt he's such a great day for them to save me told me so. It's just a stupid. It's like it's great like i'm on putting a negative spin on it. It's just it's silly yeah. It's all written them off already yeah so so this is like a last ditch effort at them to attempt to join the world in two thousand nineteen yeah but they're so far behind. It's really too little and too late just like one transgender model. Well and it's like africa show has been. It's like okay so it's like your house is on fire and it's like you're puerto bottle of water on it yeah. It's just truly like number. Two houses already burned to the ground. It's i don't bother don't bother. I agree okay next story. Camille kane'ohe smacks down body schumer's saying that is beautiful that oh my god she's the smallest girl ever like sorry continue. Communica mayo critics to task on saturday responding to body chambers with an emotional message posted her instagram story quote. I haven't gone on social social media at all with the conscious intention of avoiding things that hurt my feelings. My is accidentally ran over a headline of people body shaming me cabrillo said she felt super insecure secure initially just imagine just imagining what these pictures must look like. Oh no my cellulite. Oh no i didn't second my stomach but then of course there are bad pictures. Of course there are bad ingles. May bodies not me too fucking rock or or all muscle for that matter. Love this message but it's just like okay. We now live in a world where milk pail gets body shamed. It's like what are they gonna say about me like not to make it all about me but the ass like are you crazy. The this is so nuts. It's so nuts. It does so petit she right so this doesn't make me feel good instills very little faith in me. Yeah and i have to be honest. I didn't see what pictures like or headline her with shawn mendez in miami like in the ocean they were. They were walking all okay now. I need to let them that's the walking out of the ocean with his weight of the waves i have to say i don't work <music> out a lot so i don't know what the hardest in the world is but i do think that top-five hardest workouts is getting out of the city so it's so hard and trying to do it remotely. Only gracefully is borderline impossible justice. Pamela anderson justice released richard. Yes that's why she's such an icon. I'm trying to emotion and i also want to talk about those pictures of them kissing so my god by the way like literally not announce a satellite so crazy what no this is so it must be at the wrong finisher though she's wearing the web into yeah how stupid wow can you talk just such a great bodily pictures making out of miami. Yeah i'd like to read body language because i feel as though i'm a body language expert and just from what i'm seeing based on like the kissing the leaning in she's definitely more into him than he is into her but i have now come to the fully have fully confirmed with myself that it's definitely a real relationship. Oh you you think so because when i saw the pictures of them kissing in a way that looked like they didn't realize people were watching because it was like not the cutest kiss. It was very open mouth. It was yeah. It wasn't very cute when i saw it just the photo i it was like oh wow that's so real. 'cause that's a real case like if it was it would be but then i saw the video and maybe he was just like distracted but then i think if it was it fake relationship he wouldn't be acting yeah. That's my said she definitely looks. I seven real relationship and in every relationship like especially ones that don't last forever. Someone is always obviously more into one than the other new every relationship when you're like kissing the miami heat in a pool in the ocean like it's possible that someone's not into it. No i mean if you literally paparazzi me met and like all hours of the day like you would think we were getting divorced. Always yelling at him like i'm always pushing him away from me like it's just such as life yeah no if you photographed me and zach on the beach in in miami wouldn't be able to get a photo of the two notes so did. I like my space so i don't i the body language is not a perfect formula because you really can't know what's going on in the moment and the i always think of like a and it's just like even if the property that's bad. I was literally stopping him like you would think he was in an abusive relationship. When you're in bed like think of your body language expert would say no but you know what i do do you. When we invented walking on the street holding hands. I always pretend like i would be paparazzi them. I liberty and better like this. We such a coupon picture and then like act like a real celebrity and we targeting paparazzi didn't like the five minutes of the day where we actually get along. That's cute. That's really cute. No whenever we're embedding weird positions and like what would a body language experts say sorry about what are the positions like some like either google media piji like this and this doesn't mean that you're in a fight. It's no. I'm comfortable enough with you to tell you what i want. I need i. I couldn't agree more and you have a queen size bed yeah so even when you're on separate sides you really not that far. At least one part of our epidermis is always touching so that's what we have been is like kabaeva king sized bed and we could not be further apart from each other adult times but our feet are always touching yeah and you're always touching the c._o._o. Is like the bridge connects two souls. He's the transmitter. Yes that's so sweet but it really is yeah but sometimes but also there is an element to body language expert that is total bullshit. Oh most of it fucking gobert college for your body language degree no totally and i love when like you know magazines like site body. Language experts like true professionals like i don't think a body language expert can hold up in the court of law. You know much like polygraph tests right. That was so crazy. I just caught up on behalf of beverly hills when they said that it was her second time going and she tweeted. She's a cow was is but i needed to film at once but they weren't lying about that. I didn't think they were lying but i never thought she would admit it. She's if you're an v._p. San at this point which i never thought any of you were we're. I thought it was just like thoughts but if you really are like you needed help which are littered here l._v. Stand at this point still. No i know like i truly it's kind of how when carol bethany we're going through the thing we wanted to have like an official debate because i couldn't get into the mindset of someone who was supporting carol okay but i couldn't get into their minds but i saw what it was in the equal. You know it was a debate. It was you could argue both sides. There is no at this point after the reunion i still even the season was happening. I i understood how someone could see someone who loves l. v._p. Could see maybe she's been wronged. I don't agree with it but i could see it. After this reunion like everything that's coming out the fact that she doesn't even show up. They can't even defend herself and everything that she said in the past the contradicts what she's saying now unlike the patterns there's just no she really should out of showed up and left like literally the less of respect that i had for her was gone the second sheet each operating in like are you serious you have been absolutely adamant about holding every single person on the couch houge accountable for things they'd done over the years and things said and it's like now. It's your turn like you can't handle the heat. You are such a fucking honestly. You're such a policy like it's so frustrating and she like deemed herself like the queen of beverly really hills. She was in charge of this group and it's like you're just gonna like nacho up like fucking coward coward. Also i had a lot of respect for camille forgoing because she was not jesus. She's an anti-aircraft member so she didn't go. It wouldn't have been such a big deal and she wouldn't have to go through the ringer but she's like. I didn't agree with what she was saying she was doing but she sat there and she took it and she took a lot of stuff. Release it because she was just the only representation and at one point. I kind of felt what she was saying when she was like sometimes i'm with you guys and i feel what you're saying and then i'm with lisa and i and i feel like i'm that way a lot of people pleaser but they were all they were saying. It's just like like you are so convincing when you're with us and then we're just like so confused. When you see something coming up. I totally get that too and i don't feel like you have to bash like the other side to get along with the other. You can be firmly in the middle yet but she was camille was the i mean. Denise was in the middle really long time. Camille was so bad of being in the middle of she was confusing everyone around her yeah but she sat there. She took it. She apologized like she was had moment. Walk off of a lifetime with her tits out right she had moments of humanity and then at the end when they really do anything not saying she was like i'm sorry if i hurt your feelings did she fucking hurt her feelings and like now. I'm like oh camille. Get your trash pernicious. How also like don't don't fucking comfort richard's like she was being so mean to denise lies literally no reason but i feel like she she was started off being meter 'cause and pitting them against each other so eddie was like hyper involved in this reunion and no one that was like a fight that no one was looking for yeah like like women either that was it enters edited because also did you see tunisia and robbins is now. She was being cleared she was she was like it was like like doing this weird thing with her arm but it was great. See titus and watch what happens is. We did a whole deep dive. Okay i would actually like it's my fucking cross to bear because i'm so torn torn because i literally live breathing diaper <unk> on but also like andy is my father so in german is not titus burgess and he doesn't want you to forget that no literally never met met him. I met him to and i know what you're talking about. I ask them to do pinot noir and he was like no he was so and it was like after season. It was enough of it was when i was yeah i was there where he is like. It's so crazy. He's must be such a good actor because he's literally him himself. His personality is the antithesis of titus andronicus on look so quiet pullback not into himself at all. Oh yeah so. What did you think about the to watch episode. I watch episode after having read about the drama and i saw like titus was just the associated like just hard on andy which i it was just it was weird and there were too many games in the episode like i think all it didn't require a statement c'mon like i didn't think no question was spare to titus answered stare. Li like we could have left it at that. Totally he got like so but hurt and upset in the moment like visibly like when they went to commercial break he like got up went to the bar yeah and then he just like he made it into also spoke about it on wendy williams like he just he's like riding this wave like he wanted to trauma yeah but it wasn't as regis of of a thing as you needed to be no but he was obviously he got upset. At first when like anti didn't remember that the play thing and it's i can be any s. two guests every day for the past two years. You've probably about a year ago and told them that like sardine. Remember that you work on a play. That still hasn't come out like i thought that was really like entitled of him. I agree and it's import laverne cox just like being the glamorous queen that she is like having to sit in the middle of the trash. She was amazing. She she is on the show. I do i kind of unfamiliar with her work and i was so impressed by her and her love of housewives yes no sheet first of all i love when a celebrity comes on and it's <unk> prevent makes episodes so much better and she's just truly like grace grace and elegance and fun though yeah and i was like really annoyed that like her episode got dragged through the mud. I want her back on alone because like she her watch experience was tainted with this trash yet she uh-huh above it. She should be on with the housewife she said yeah. That'd be awesome. Okay this is kind remiss right from last week and it's still ongoing confusing and spoken about it you ever bernie jenner and killing carter break-up. They were never legally married. Which is a new thing that everyone's doing getting married. I think it's a california thing. I think it's a money thing yep in california thing because getting married with money and california's apparently like so unappealing. It's very irresponsible because people in california never seen married for long and everything in california's community property so if you're married for five minutes you split your everything and kind of here for it for them for for these people no messy and it's so self aware of them. It's like everyone hollywood gets divorced. Five minutes later like let's just get married fake yeah. I don't really know much about her. <hes> and i remember the last time we spoke about her. I said that i was almost about to follow her on instagram and i have officially called her and she's such a precious gem woman. She's literally looking girl. I've ever seen it's just a she's a businessman bow like i think she's a businesswoman. Oh yeah it's just disappointing because i feel like i'm jennifer so long and it's like we all kind of grew up together and say now. I'm i'm married indeed averill levin right and it's like okay. We all grew up together like now. It's your turn expenses married like i thought this was it yeah and she seemed to who'll get along great with the family like and she's like cool enough to keep up with his lifestyle like low key enough to this. Oh i don't know anything about them. This is injections police and photo. It's disappointing because that was going to be like again. The going to the palms looking up laura even frankie's married yeah so i don't know but like like shelby fine. They'll both be fine but sad. I actually think when i heard they got married. I'm like this is it is weird though he was married to a woman who has the same name name caitlyn jenner yeah no now. There's just wanting caitlyn. I'm sure caitlyn's pleased yeah less confusing at dinner now yeah us didn't go to the wedding chee. I dunno. Oh no none of the jenner's like love to nacho important family moments. Rob wasn't at kim economies wedding. I mean brody wasn't at kim's wedding because he didn't get a date for caitlyn and it was because tim was like i don't know the discussing a stick around. I don't even at my wedding and i mean i guess now she's. She should have been there because they did get married but i totally we feel that sentiment at one hundred percents very loose at your wedding. I remember just like talking to you before you writing about like ring. Bring thing. I was very very adamant about not like me and ben have similar friends with i was friends with the girl and then went to the guy and they were together made it a lot easier but it's like if we're friends with one of them like a girlfriend like honestly know which i'm sure a lot of people commanding me about but i don't care i didn't really have any sticky situations and if i did it was like one or two and in which case if it's one or two more people and it's going to make someone if someone's coming in from out of like an inch is going to make their experience better whatever i was a little bit more strikes so i feel kim on that front oh for sure she's kin right. It's like literally one hundred and fifty person and wedding like not plus. Ones are just not doled out. No i totally agree so i dunno. I thought this was kind of shocking crazy that they remember even married. I guess that makes things like super clean yeah. No it's like literally just move out who gets the dog. Have you watched the hills at all no really like i am so pleased with that decision. There were moments when i did watch about where like i saw things like ma. Margaret said it was good. You know my heart was like i feel no. No regrets absolutely no regrets about not watching the hills like i've actually never been in a better place. You know emotionally physically will not physically but you know what i mean speaking of the hills michel barton the rachel vilson. Did you see that maybe she's dating vile party on instagram. There was for the january jones and like the enron yeah. I don't think that they are dating back. Y'all humor gonna say rachel bills because user united with georgia and wade last night a how and why all posted vote dixie from dixie where not whatever whoever george's real name is in real life he had some show shower or something and with mona gam pretty little. I is an everything yes. She does a great fucking manager. Everyone showed up and shed i met her. She so nice to do it all truly yeah. I love being nice. These days is like an anomaly you know used to be. I met hillary duff. She was so me and now it's like. It's more interesting to find out who's nice yeah. I feel celebrities have caught on to that like every interview i've ever read with g talks about how initiates the people onset. That's what she talked about. Mcdonald's came on our show. She did a whole bit one hundred percent to always as my mom always used to tell me when i was younger growing up to be nice to everybody on that's jenner kris jenner. No i'm like i believe that every single injury she's ever done. Go look at it. She talks about being nice onset sisters nice. Eh other people are supposed to say that. You're not gonna say that about yourself. Mcdonald said that every article about celebrities like the writer always makes it a point to be to mention how kind the <unk> actress was to the waiter congrats do that too. Why is that noteworthy immense fitness magazine also if they're not going to be kind to the waiter in front of journalists right like that's bad then they're out of control yeah so we're talking about so congrats your head screwed always the nicest and meena celebrity you've ever met ooh on you. Have your answer lined signed up and say triggered me from also like it's up there. Titus was so rich me and i was an intern and i was like so nervous and like he he just took advantage of it was just like i was just. I was so vulnerable like he was a celebrity. I was like i had to ask him something. He said no. It's okay to say no but like you said and like most katori way like it was really upsetting. I think the nicest celebrity i've ever met his peter herman. Honestly i'm gonna go off toast guests. I can't just celebs at i've met in my life and when people come here like they should be nice if they'd been mean like then that's weird yeah peter herman definitely up there yeah i can't even i don't even i don't even know when you meet someone at a party and they're not nice to you like they're at a party. When you guys met james vanderbeek a century on the street eating was not he did not want to be taste like we were being freaks freaks and he was with his kids and his wife on a saturday and we were like there were stalkers coming for him. Did he let you take a picture. Yes yes that's nice though a lot of celebrities say no. I've i've been seeing in the toaster group just pictures of different celebrities that chose to run into and they ask them for a picture and that's not right now. Not they say really nice but they blatantly say no yeah yeah. I'm like that's fine. It's gotta be off duty. I guess yeah yeah yeah. No we were so weird. Regimes intervene literally like ran like where do you think you've been the weirdest yes. I think they've been the weirdest on multi front brad aldridge like each time i meet him. I'm like a little drunk and like like horny for him and i like him. Kiss me like i'm a freak and every picture is so ugly. I've never never even posted because i get my celebrity. Smile my celebrity chin and i just get so weird and i made myself a freaking. I never even get content out of it like three times all times. I made him kiss me interesting. I feel like i'm always freak. I mean i'm i'm i always act as a fan like i can't not situations where like you're not supposed to be like that. I don't even look at them. I pretend that they're not they're likeness yeah yeah. That's what i did that recently. I remember what it was. Oh okay. I remember when we say when we were at the taylor thing is they're giving away a really. We can't be like yeah when when i went to a halloween party in l._a. I was literally talking to sarah silverman. I was just like. I don't even know what they do. Actually sometimes ignorance. This is probably the most famous person i've ever met. I was sitting next to dinner party. I had no idea who he was adrian adrian brodie and we're just talking and i'm like what are we do and he gave me a weird face and then he's gonna painter. Oh that's so cool. Where can i see your stop and then after i left someone told me that it was easy like i was sitting next to the pianist like literally arguably the most impactful piece of jewish work ever and i didn't know better i would have been free but then sometimes i feel like you meet people and it's like i really don't taller your work and i know who you are but i'm really not a fan but you feel you should say like i love your work. Because you wanna be rude but you also it's so it's so an each celebrity so different like some people live to be recognized recognizing. Some people want nothing to do really want to be normal yeah to use your judgment especially with real summary. It's not reality reality t._v. People love to be recognized denies and that's a cheat code because it's a real life. You know it's not so crazy to talk about when you're talking about a character that they probably didn't even play like bernie was such a good actor. I didn't even recognize i true self interests aunt now. I'm the worst around themes we'd be like. I just can't get so. I don't even know a star. Starstruck lost heard yeah people you guys you know so weird but like i don't want to ask her a picture because it's just so weird and then it makes it weird afterwards then like other girls a fan like i have to have my yeah yeah yeah okay fifth and final story a little biz news. I don't know if it's busy. There's it's been a little aviation news. United pilots arrested accused of intoxication prior to u._s. Bound flight from the u._k. Denzel washington. I saw to united airlines. Pilots were arrested at glasgow airport in scotland on saturday morning after allegedly failing a breath test prior to boarding a flight bound for newark new jersey. We have to breathalysed before every flight. I guests i mean they should yeah please set police. Scotland said the men aged forty five and sixty one. We're being held under the transportation safety law that covers on the job intoxication secretion and impairment for aviation. The flight was cancelled. That fucking sucks oh okay at least it didn't land and then they realized they got the breathalyzer results too late and scotland. Oh no the flight was canceled because they were involved in newark like it's gonna be nonsense. Sherry know someone on that plane that that absolutely sucks and the imagine if like you're waiting your delayed finding out that the reason like when it's like shit out of your control like mechanical whatever it's so frustrating but it's like u._s. Just litter had one. The job was to show up sober yeah but do you think it was like from last night yeah. They said that they yeah. I read an article in it was like they showed up still drunk. Ooh what a nineteen hours but why would they be like ripping shots in the morning right so i don't know the whole thing is weird. Do you ever see the movie flight. Yes no. I tell you ever ever gonna see it. I don't know should i. It's actually pretty good. No i don't think so. The premise of the movie ends on washington is like the super seasoned amazing pilot but he is like a liver. Whatever problem the movie starts. He wakes up in the morning does a line of cocaine and gets on the plane and he gets on the plane and they're not serving alcohol because the turbulence but he grabs two little things of vodka chugs <unk> in the trash the plane's engine fails both of them fails and he has the ingenious idea to fly drop-off gas into the ocean and fly the plane upside down something you so everyone gets in their in their seat belts except for one kid and the kids bopping around because he's not in the same boat but everyone else's upside down and and he lands the plane like on a field like into a church like literally one person died the kid because he didn't put his belt on and obviously everyone awesome they take his blood alcohol. They saw no alcohol was served on the plane that there's two alcohol things in the trash so now the whole thing comes about like he did kill one person but he saved three hundred other people but he he was intoxicated. I could he have done so and he's going through the trial while being a complete fucking alcoholic like he kept showing up to the trials drunk but like all his wires are just trying to so whatever like i will tell you how it ends up happening but it's such an interesting. Is that a thing if you fly the plane upside down. He was like a like a real like a real like intuition she in for your instincts for planes interesting. That's a great film yeah just having to recount it. Better the kids parents with the seat belt yeah. I don't remember the flight attendant got up out of her seat belt. Try and get the kid like it was so dramatic and i watched a movie like right before going on a plane. It's like it's really the the actual event is such a big portion portion of the movie that it's like fucking traumatizing dan okay well. 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I'm so glad i didn't i wanna watch a stupid ass movies and i'm so glad it was bad because i didn't miss out now. I'm that i wanted to you should be you should walk into their so good. Three was just it was not it. I saw the story. The plot was just not good. Here's what's so weird. The one of the main characters in the third movie was someone who wasn't even asked to be back in the second movie they kicked her out of the fridge and then they brought her back in and made her like like the main villain weird so the storyline like didn't make sense every time they broke into song it was so weird and badly transitioned like i was physically cringing yeah it was it was not good. It was not gonna end. Now's wig was blue when she's purple haired and you know what made me think i feel like they were trying retired together with her spoiler father like they could be related like now all of a sudden. She's blue haired blue haired. You can't do that exactly it was so it was stupid and not even that okay transitions were bad but the songs weren't even good and he's always over the place. The trilogy over yes okay so is we'll. Stop leaving me out yet but you should really watch what into good no because the way that end it was like the perfect way for it to end but knowing that that's i won't spoil it like what happens in the end but knowing that that's what's going to happen. You know they could have been so much more. You know hundred percent. It was just it was. I kenny ortega like usually always waist brings it. He's always brought up like this. Just wasn't this wasn't it. It's time for him to retire. He's been around for a long time. You can always count on him for a great corey choreographed huge number which there were some of there. There were some but like they just wasn't. I guess it makes sense 'cause usually the sequel socks and then third brings it home but the sequel was amazing arguably better than the first one of them had to stink this was it also knocking ally it was there was something spooky about watching cameron knowing what happens and they did a lot of tributes to him but it should in sad yet. Watch it said so it wasn't over before it's over now because cameron voices gobert who was going to be the last one okay yeah and like you and the for us who like would never say that anything that we love is standing even when they're bad like you pretend to like it because you're such a really good stem. Yes we were so excited for this movie like you're gonna love how good or bad thing about how bad it had to be for us to come on the show and entrapped trash it yeah well chucking shot. You and i can blue like she's fucking lesson. Purple interface changes so much in each flashed back to the first the first descendant in this one and her face is it's a different person. Flashback did a song and they did flashbacks to the first and second movie and then they were flashing actress stuff in the third movie that had happened not minute. It's the worst so stupid. It's like we didn't forget that this happened. We're watching with you like that really pisses me off also also her acting doug cameron like i love her so much so for me to say something negative it hurts me but it was not a sometimes you just do the best with the material you're given given you know yeah and her lips like are getting bigger and every scene crazy. She really looks like so different than what she you did and i just can't believe that i'm disney channel and that's just how fucked up this industry is that they like let they will happily flashback movie one no lips to write three with big lips and let kids kids think that that's a normal thing and that's how you grow up. So like of course kids are gonna. That's happened to me like i want lips now like right. I just i'm so here for people getting letting us like they just act like it's natural about the sabrina carpenter of at all because she was like one of disney's fine and she just really kind of moved on from it in a healthy way. She doesn't all music right now. She's not in the boy. Meets girl got cancelled but like she didn't do anything else like she really like escaped with her life yeah. She really did it so rare. It's so rare now. She's like a super successful music career yeah with that disney families which is like the best base yeah. She did it right. She did she the best character onboard girl. She wasn't the main character she was like. Cool cool friend who's always coming in through the window yeah yeah yeah she she really had like an ideal situation setup on z one hundred jingle ball. He's really like she's a great level of fame because it's like she has fun she gets his you cool tons of fans but a lot of people probably still don't know her and like she could go to a club yet and not be annoyed or people taking pictures of her yeah. I just think like interesting what open if she he wanted like a date with tyler see she could also get that she also could probably is cool enough to get us so as membership yeah and maybe like she could be the bachelorette if she wanted to. She could do whatever the world is hurt waster. I wouldn't be surprised if lost membership because of this because they're like weird about you're not allowed to be too famous like kim. Kardashian is not allowed to be a member yeah but she they didn't want to be cool and elevated in the league but they don't want to be famous agreement. There's something about those girls. First of all i think does membership is probably like friends with these people yeah and there's something about like her and they they are as low key as they could possibly be yeah especially when they're in new york that's true yeah and they do know loves famous. People people don't like reality t._v. People and that's why kim's not a member no house bikes remember no problem. People are members because they don't like reality t._v. But they love love celebrities and that's why i can't take pictures because they have no approach will it wouldn't have that rotated that they're very good. Discrepancy took the word right out of my mouth. Okay okay well. What else what else i i caught up on below deck this weekend. I didn't the seasons the seasons. I just feel like the boat is so fucking sloppy like identities last episode. I was like i know and it's like they. It's really crazy that people the gas on the show actually pay real money if you were paying for that trip like it should be so much more elevated like they can never get their shit together. The food is being made by someone who literally has never cooked today. Inner life like fucking trash and i finished the clean number size episodes episode i didn't is she coming. Oh she's supposed to be coming on the show yeah. I'm so i'll follow up next week but i need to talk to her because i hiked as because she did if i hadn't seen on below deck i never go on hikes like trips or anything i wouldn't have. I woke up early sunday. You choose this because i was like if it was on bravo and the queen oversight. Did it like i do totally it'll will be cool and like it was literally happening this week bravo so i was like i have to go claudia. It was the hardest fucking thing i ever did. In my life. I literally almost started crying like dragging it. It was just all steps and nothing good comes from hikes but i just like. I know that it was worth it like if you're ever leading hiking is just don't do it. Don't and you see all of a sudden term. Kids weren't the emphasis began hanging out with below deck girls o q really cute about summer house. Did they threw them bone. No i don't think so. I didn't see any crossover content. It was alias bravo. Yeah it was good. Shows only okay well that concludes our show for today. Thank you so much for watching the millennial morning. Show the morning chose to go live monday to friday ten thirty a._m. Eastern time on youtube so make sure to subscribe and get this video a thumbs up if you're watching on youtube but if you're listening to a podcast we are available anywhere podcasts can be downside outlet spotify itunes stitcher all the places where my son can also be found. It's called to- streaming on spotify tins anywhere. 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Frankie Is Fat

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1:40:59 hr | 7 months ago

Frankie Is Fat

"Hey what's up guys. It's big cat before you start listening to this episode. I want to let you know that we're running a special sale on all barstool merch to store dot barstool sports dot com and use code podcast for ten percent off goto store dot barstool sports dot com and use code podcast for ten percent off time and look at this stuff that they that they pose to some of. It's like absolutely stupid stuff like that is what we need to get people to go. Nice to be your boys. Congratulations on your doing as mediocre as it is at the laci issue. Very much thinking about getting so. I don't give that people together. Thank you brag gadgets. Don't butter knife. My wedding off newer younger get her barstools. Four tigers had three back surgeries one fusion. We welcome in from barstool sport rigs and trent guys welcome to the show sports. We are actually in person with each other which hasn't happened in a very long time. It's january fifth when this comes out. Two thousand twenty one brand new year. We got a lot to get to now. We really can't get any of it have to be. We're talking about before to the mike. Santiago probably should monetize. We've said to each other far saver for the show and the jokes that have been flying in frankie's direction. Let me let me start by saying this. If you haven't seen it go to twitter dot com. There's a picture of frankish face. Looks like a fat fuck now type in the moon. You'll see what i want to say is that you know when you're in this business when you put yourself out there on the internet you're going to have bad photos like no matter who you are horrific photos every single one of us lurch probably only handsome fell on the on the show. He's got a bunch of hormone. I up everybody's like classically handsome. Thank you. I think that's right especially especially compared to the three of us. I do have awful photos on the web. Got body built by hotdog address. So those two things read on to have two different shades of reddish. Shamming pretty yeah. I'd call that but let us not you know deter from the main point here. Which is that frank. I assume you did some move frank where you're getting ahead of it because you posted the picture yourself and you hashtag moon-faced it and it is. You have like thirty seven chins in the picture. And it's it's on allergy address it. I'll let you talk about this for three days. I've been texting. You all feel uses the funniest thing. I think it's ever. I was at a friend's house for new year's eve of us all close friends. We're all just one of my friends. Bought a new house real small thing. So we're all setting up a photo to show you know we're in the new house. We're all sitting on a couch and we take one of those photos where he set it up. Count to ten. You look at the flash whatever. And i'm in the middle arms. Whatever the photos on no one even looks at it really the phone still honest thing. We're watching the knicks game. Or something whatever's on the tv and minutes go by and someone. Some one of the girls just goes oh my god sect looking at the foreign of who died like what's unsettling myself like what the fox and one of them goes frank. You're not gonna to give you the phone. The thought of you innocently sitting there like gee. I wonder what they're looking at so they showed it to me and i just looked at it like holy fuck like there's no way there's no way that's what my face looks like and people said. Oh maybe it's the optics. Maybe it's the way your arms are. There's too much flesh there for that. To be any sort of think of losing just is what it is because no neck. It's one big cheek. Think the moon phases perfect. Because there's all the way around her skull not just the chin level but like near your ear lopes. There's like jerry for our picture. They for the fantasy football. Doing yeah that you're doing you look you look just like that and now now that we're in person you don't look the way you look in the photo right now. I could have been swollen. I mean that on the aircraft that what it was insane this little bit of chin hair to just makes it so what. It looks voter show. Someone tried to make as you tweeted that and two minutes later. I is that photoshop. And you're like no talk text messages after that. Well the thing is that that's what it was never gonna see. The light of day showed no no. I just know when you got your girlfriend. No it was just like no one else like the way they look photo. It was just going to be a photo. That was just just lived on some phone. They didn't like the photo and i can. You send that to me because people need to know what's going on because like i can't hide that that's something that can't be hidden so credit to me fucking that thing on the internet when it never would have seen the light of day. Well i think your your guy can laugh him. I had to. And that's just one of avoidance. It's the everybody gets caught red handed doing something wrong or looking horrible. Yeah you got caught. It's amazing how small your little chin patch. A hair is thicker aired. Everything is fat. Fat is can ever be some guy i try. And then some guy tweeted me. And said the only thing separating his mouth and his nipples is a little patch of hair. This is this is. This is what our our listeners and stu lease and everybody this is when they're at their best they can really dig at you. They when they can really punch at at. I mean you being a fat guy like the person just responded. It's the pursuit filled. Just the he said he's talking about shoot for two months shit. I'm probably bloated that day. We had i was on a streak of five days of eating italian. Meets a mutant cured meats left and right. It's crazy what's going on with my meat intake. it's good look at it. lurch just simply can't believe it. I said that. Iran is fat everywhere. Robbie fox texted me today. And he's like. I'm still looking at this. I can't believe it. And i said the word unbelievable it gets thrown around a lot because we even put five dollars in a kitty for out. This is truly an unbelievable picture. It's something that you don't believe. It's like the definition of the word. Unbelievable is that photo so we can move on from it. I know this is nadia. We don't have to. But because i really don't think i have a lot of salt intake i mean. My blood pressure's going through the roof. Would you guys eat. We're in this hotel right now. It is so you're gonna put it to one thing of why it's it's how much salty means i'm eating. That's how much meaning like every single day. Which is probably as bad as possible before you plus. I'm just like not doing anything. We've been quaranteed. Your girlfriend danni warning signals looking fat owen. Ever looked at me like this. No one's ever told me once. I look also just. You don't look like that. Like that's that i've known i've been getting face. I know i haven't i know. Have some around features. Now that has never been present in my entire life definition beast person. That's an obese person. That's just a circus. Almost in the body the body attached to that head is three hundred pounds but instead it's like a skinny ferrall weird body so that's the worst combination of all time. What are you going to do to fix this. You knew anything. oh well. That's i bought the peleton prior to this photo being taken. So that's the most rev. That's great purchase. Frankie and then i also saw that maybe twenty four forty eight hours later. You just tweeted out on fat like you've been thinking about it. Well yeah because we were sitting at dinner. The next people started laughing at the dinner table just like now like just crying laughing looking at the photo and i'm like it's efficient like i'm just fat now. Yeah i'm like. I have a fat face. People have that picture will live on. The internet forever reached photos. I've definitely go there but it angles. Rhinos it's just like you get the wrong angle and it's funny because like you'll get used to have one four one screenshot from the baby photo baby photos preposterous preposterous and not only do i looked looked fans for. And then what's weird you'll get screenshots review and then the next day you'll see some money looking good you're what do you mean. Oh you're like not as like because people like on internet. Don't think he's shorter than he is. And you see me personally go. You're like taller. You look different. When i first saw dave i remember being like oh my god. He doesn't look what he looks like on camera. So yeah it's it's the thing you don't want to do. And i know lurch and i've been there is cross cross over the threshold where most of the pictures are like that. It's not the one. It's that like if you start getting everything but then but then it will happen from time to time would be wearing the right thing and people. Why are you getting. i haven't done anything anyway. The most of it away the my life. And i've i've made adjustments to the way i take it i look up. It's scary. i think this photo in particular the one that we're talking about. I think your head is back and it starts the force everything sinking into your neck. There's a few things that are way off. It's off listen. It's off but like nights tonight. We just got off a plane. I didn't really eat all day. I got you know what. I just wanted to welcome. Place breeds what i ordered. Benny hana for two i got. I had steak and shrimp. And i had fucking fried rice for two so two orders of each and crush the whole thing. I was gonna say you were. You had no carbs up until the the absolute food. Break down your door. But i'm talking completely covering a in ginger sauce. Yeah so like my mouth is just one big salt by piece of salt salt. That's getting me. I think it's a song doesn't seem like you're changing. Its assault known ways. Yeah i thought. Because i i've been eating healthy the last five days since that photos seeds i used to crunch playing baseball my whole life. I was just fucking crush seeds. That's like my biggest honest photos more in salt. You know. i think salt a big problem. I think it's bloating me. I season my room and i spent. I've saw all day long stopped the all. It's it's probably indicative of of something. I haven't done anything else. I haven't done any exercise. This photo will be a good thing. Look back and it'd be a good moment. I not only will be good thing for you. But i bet the internet's going to latch onto and be like this is making me feel like i gotta get myself together. 'cause i don't want to be looking at pictures of myself and twenty twenty one. That's pretty obvious. Yeah it came out of the perfect. That photo was single. Handedly driving down the obesity rate in our country. I mean hopefully peleton are the kick in the first couple of weeks. I get you if that if that thing can face out start you gotta find an instructor. I feel like everybody says you gotta find a instructor you really like and then you just had the good thing about when you start losing weight is it. Goes out of the face i really. You'll notice in your face. I find that to be the case or not a little bit everywhere else is a slower burn. Are we taking fucking weight loss advice. Think that's right because i'm trying time and it's true. Yeah when i like die shots glance over that All right we'll move on. I mean one of the funniest pictures to ever grace the internet. Yeah it was a very very funny weekend of tweets and text messages. I will say that. I like laughing at my expense. It's something i enjoy doing. I think that's why we are here of our souls because we can laugh at ourselves if you can't laugh at yourself you're you're in the wrong business here. Let me tell you so. Yeah it was. It was a fun weekend. I'm glad i keep retweeting it. I keep tweeting out. Pictures of big cat just tweeted it out the other day. We'll the every time you see every hour ago right. So that's right. you just have to. Is that your first true fat guy photo. It is well well no. There's been a couple like bad angles but that's true number one that's obese. It's really welcome to the socks. Three factors podcasts. Just need one more point eight on your whoop other day. What are you doing trying to join. The senate debuted saturday very funny tweet that you had very funny. As seventy five percent of the podcasts turned the fastest. I can just call. All of us guys is. It's very funny. That your way of digging it frankie to loop him in with you and lurch. I just got back into the archives of this podcast. How many times a he made fun of well. I mean when. I wasn't on the show one time he was just digging at my body. How horrible well forever forever is. Not on the show frankie. He worked so. I know the worst thing for him to get looped in with us and i have the worst body to. I'm not fat. I can't fill out a t shirt. Because i'm too skinny so it's like i'm the combination of both is maybe the worst combination at least if you're fat guy. Strang hunted have to lift a lot of things. I can live the worst body on the podcast. One hundred percent. I think we all agreed with that. One time close. Yeah i'm half dead. And now i'm half obese. Still have have dead half how track the campaign word. Who's your boyfriend that that you know half dead obese. Maybe she's comfortable. I dunno i. It's not good. Whatever i'm doing to myself is not good. So i gotta start. I gotta get gotta get going. I missed my first hockey game today. Roller hockey to damn yeah. That was game one game once like. I don't know if they win they lose that in check. That was going to be the thing that got you back to find hockey team in arizona. My wonder is hockey. Going to be terrible. They have rinks instead of awesome. Math is got to be a bunch of trent. Transplants came from of awesome like. He's like building hockey out. There isn't any because that's where he's from. I don't know if he's i'm saying sure there's like a big influence good for sure. I was hoping it'd be the other way. Suck d one team now too. So yeah it's on the up so you gotta have smocking by out there. Shoot me i want. I need to get. That was my big thing was that i was i was. I refuse to go to the gym. i can't do. We talked about that with equinoxes in that fucking nightmare literally the day after we talk about that i got built again and i almost lost my seven bucks. You don't you know this is a different new one after that. Because there's not as many there's not many options at the seven dollar when you go there and do cardio you wanna do anything else. You gotta get something else. This one was one hundred bucks. My big plan was obvious skating to what you remember. I was skating twice a week. Then we're doing the barzal pond hockey on the weekends so some weeks. I was skating three times a week. Hockey workout you have. It's so good for you. you're strain. I wasn't at the time but my boy on the team was and you know you're strain the maximum you can get in a day is like twenty one and if you run like a marathon it's like eighteen or nineteen skating. He would be like seventeen for the day. Like what you skate off. So that was my big thing and then a global pandemic came and shut that that would skated. Since i'm so out of shape. I hopped on. I bought a bike. Put it in my room for quarantine. I don't get on that much. But i'm so out of shape that i did fifteen minutes and it was a fourteen on the whoop my heart was. Just don't don't don't i had again. I was packing for this little trip. On which i mean. It's the shortest. Triple all time in my fucking detected an activity. That's how pathetic i am from. Eleven twenty nine to thirty to detect activities. Orm not doing any activities based on. I think i think i'm not doing just family. I think so. You always like spending website always like dirt on yourself. Is it hot in here. Is it just a little area. Sure i'm starting to start a war. Talking like fat is brought to a meeting. i really. I'm not going to unless you smell. It's out there. Yeah so now. Start hopping on that bike anymore. In the best interest of so. We're in california. Talk about cocktails real. Quick owens mixtures Transfusion this past weekend. The reason i was at zero point. Eight through i think about five or six. Pm on saturday was because i had a few cocktails when that delicious is really nothing you can do about it Owens they got him on amazon which is great and get that shit delivered right to you. Everybody knows amazon amazon's account boomy like the next day transfusion shows up. Cucumber lime shows up. Grapefruit lime shows up. That's what we are crushing when we beat perez. So go do yourself a favor. Go mixers dot com. If you're trying to figure out where the transfusion is. Is it local. Can you get the they a little store locator on their own winds make sure dot com and be sure again to realize that you can just whip awesome cocktails at home with owens mixers. It's that simple. it's that easy. You just order that stuff you put it in with ice and boom. You're ready to rock or also with your liquor of choice. I know lurch likes a little to kwa. well said i like a little vodka Whatever you choose put them in their palomas at your drink allergic way. That is spot on good drink. So coloma paloma was that you don't know tequila. Grapefruit said the name of the drink. Yes call the palabras paloma. It's basically a greyhound if you know that in the vodka world and you just swap out the vodka tequila and so Yeah it's grapefruit juice tequila in these solo little lime in there. Okay paloma city. But that's what i was trying to get at. It is okay. But i don't want to go too. Far down that road southbound. I don't wanna touch that topic. Never been graphically good on this show. No not at all feel like we could be close right now to argentina we could close to apply is definitely think in south america for sure. No i wasn't. Yeah yeah anyway. You make a very easy paloma with google delicious. We're extremely as you alluded to like making fun of me. 'cause you just explain the drank. And then he goes. What isn't that a weird state right. now get through. This topic is sorry is a it's in california. What a new close fang off for south. I didn't look that close. That's fine could we go to paloma like tomorrow have one you go. Would you be jetta paloma employees. As long as it ellen's palomas in the united states of america wouldn't have guessed that i bet you. There's a couple well. This isn't that shocking to me. Because i didn't know this was a word until two seconds ago right so you had no basis where you thought nothing about. This is exciting. Because i didn't know it existed a little programming note. Thursday we will have joel damon format scramble video out and ready to rock We have our most recent scramble match Which was a charity event. That i think we lost but we played Page brand can company. That one's on youtube. You can check it out. Big credit to Brennan jones to jake bass. Who are guys are producers or editors getting these videos out. 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Satisfying easy button easy button. We had One time in college. We had some of our friends. whipped easy buttons were popular on target order staples staples. Maybe and somebody had easy button up on. The glass guys scored went over and hit the easy button. If got a good laugh was one press. Think about every day. I play my first real hockey. I think about a celebration. So he'll score. yeah. I hope so. I don't think he'll score. I'll never say never but game if there's if is a skilled league because you have no skill in him i'll take the under on point five goals this season most. What's i'll take the over. Don't care if you start a franchise mode. This ruling doesn't matter how seasons you play. You're not going to go with my friend. I can't picture any skill. Coming out of your body or poise no poise so popular gone. Home i'm gonna be less. You're not gonna score. It's like. I'm not like i. I do think baseball the baseball. I could play strong seconds. I i could swing a golf club. Somewhat athletes really liked swing. came out. he didn't. You weren't very confident that you had three things baseball. Throw your way around. just go correlation hannah coordination. Yeah you're right. You'd put your fist through fucking kick drum fat now. I'm lashing out. We couldn't corner us running back. Listen i got what i wanted that. Let's talk about accomplish one goal. Yeah i'm gonna say no all right. But i like the thought. I'm a cherry picker. i'm like i can you can you and you'll get it. I didn't think. I thought you were kinda around able to score a garbage goal roller hockey league. Fuck in we all get on the ice together and you think your goals. But i'm gonna say that. I more skill than he does. Kristi yamaguchi kristi yamaguchi. Got ten times the amount of skill at but i would bet are leagues better. Yes i agree with. So therefore i liked the. You're thinking about your goal celebrational ready because that's putting you in the mindset to score a goal. Yes we'll see what's leading. Do you have any any no nothing literally. Nothing i will say. It's tough to like celine a roller iraq roar shit. That's exactly tames teams. Getting ripped seven woman slaps his body scores of your winning seven. Goes up in love. The easy button thing is good. Bring an easy button if somebody had pulled up from the bench. And then you just you just cruise by trying to fall and hit it. Yeah that was easy to your stomach. Paul shirt both my tits and say if as could be a button i was. It's the dimples to that makes the the moon face really come in. I think you just gotta start with. Its everything that picture is just one or two separate frankie. I watch mali's game. Oh my god yes talk about that very scent of a woman very good film incentive honestly though well it's one of those it makes you immediately go down the rabbit hole of. How true is this. And you start reading like realize maguire's just considered to be the biggest douche bag. Yes yeah like horrible. This movie's about tobey maguire in his like addictive. It's it's about his addictive like Poker habits and he would like run. These crazy rings in like these basement fucking poker games for millions of dollars in the way that he constructed them and the things that he would do and like the way. Talk to this girl that ran. The whole thing was insane one. Yeah at one point. His line is he's like actually i don't even like poker. Why do you play. And he's like. I played to destroy other people's lives. Yeah going all in knowing that they can't afford it stuff like that that makes me feel good because he was by far the worst spiderman. Those movies funds sucked mas games. You no and molly runs these games. And she. i mean we're giving it away now. This guy's supposed to why. I will say saying that molly runs these games. It's the laws about to go on like like. She had all these names and like she she got hall. He destroys it. So it's like no explains. I should watch it. It's on netflix. Okay well it's not looks. I'll watch me to six hour flight back home. You can fucking watch right. I watch the comeback. With ben affleck and the way out and i knew bit of basketball movie not gray back then i put myself through twelve years a slave. That was i cried on the tough watch. I mean look away a bunch of times. It's totally that's an emotional. Let's say you cry more when you're on an airplane that five times during crazy rich as i think i based it on that. Yeah no. it's true true. The altitude fucks with your ducks in all the cocoa on a plane. I believe that. Because i cry quite a bit on airplanes. I was a pass. And it's fucking plane a perfect segue into frankish trip out here. Oh man. I fucking crowd to fucking cried today. I mean the balls on this chick on this fucking on this fucking airplane today honestly never in my life. I've ever seen a move like this. And i'm gonna start this off by saying i love dogs. I love dogs. I have a dog. I love dogs. I love when my friends have dogs. I love everything about dogs. I love puppies the whole thing. I'm sitting on this fucking packed. Plane corona virus. It's a pandemic ever heard of it. You know you don't really wanna plaque packed packed plane. So i'm fine united. Which does it the worst vote off their sponsor anywhere. They are because we usually should only will but they are the vote. Fucking plane company. They just they packed us in like fucking like a hen house. It was crazy and everything like just more seats than they added more seats. Somehow since the pandemic started and i'm sitting upgraded right so barstool will usually get us our flights and then they give you the option like this is like my personal car so if i have to spend another one hundred fifty bucks like i'm gonna do that like because i'm not paying for the flight. Let me do that on my own card. I got extra room legroom. I had an aisle seat. They had booked in the middle seat in the last row. The whole entire flight out to california's it no fucking chance. So i put my car hundred fifty bucks. I'm sitting on a on a fucking. I'll see no one's next to me on my. I'm lynn right now. Living i can move all the way back the whole thing. I see this lady with this huge dog word. I'm talking shaggy dog. I don't even know what's the what was the what was the. What was the dog. Yeah it was kinda like no. I couldn't get a really good look. It was a some sort of doodle. Labrador golden doodle golden doodle. Okay right and with a big face. He looks like a human. I loved that dog. it's a cute. Yeah sharon scottie mayfield has a couple of doodles doodle So and i love it. Whatever comes right next to me in the middle. See now like there's no i looked at the guy who's sitting on the window so there's no fucking way that this big dog is about to sit with this woman right next to us on this middle seat to me to be able to book a middle seat with your dog. I know you gotta get places. I know and i don't know if it was a service. I don't know what was happening but there was no sign of john it. I think that in this world you need to clear it with the person that's sitting next to you because the dog was just under my feet and this is a six hour flight the dog was. Do you know that feeling of being like. Oh my god this whole flight. This dog is just going to be. I was like this. I was sitting with my feet up on the chair like this because the dog was just laying and she was saying nothing just letting the dog. I'm like this is your point. Excuse me miss like is this your plane. When did you buy like thank you when something a little bit more mile. Open me the pussy and tried to be like nice about it. I didn't say anything. So i'm sitting there. And she knows she has wrapped around her fucking finger like a loose piece of bacon. She's just fucking looking at me. She's she knows what she knows about to happen. She goes you wouldn't she actually says you wouldn't mind if she starts. You wouldn't mind getting up and swing with my boyfriend right. He's just up there So he can sit next to the dog. And i was like i was about to say well. You've given me no other choice. Everything you've done today has given me no other choice but to say of course because your way better option okay. He's sitting. he's sitting behind me. Back to where i fucking back to where i just upgraded from and he's an mri so who knows. You didn't say i caught up certain i said yeah no problem i just fucking god i mean. She doesn't have to fifty rack. Fucking move and the just go. It's it's it was just given to them tonight. it's gone. you gave it to her boyfriend so then so she's the way she worded it. She never said where his seat bush's i could use. You'll search him right. And i was like as a good cell by no problem. I'm like where's the ashes like he's all the way back there. Thirty thirty one b. You fucking kidding me. And as as i'm walking by this guy i'm looking at my mother fucker you. I wish bandings on them. I did i mentally up for yourself. I just i was texting me and you have to say no but like you can't. I'm not in the middle. I'm not in the mood for a confrontation but imagine saying no to her. Do the dog is laying under my feet. I'd rather than trying to make me think the dog was a plan to make it one hundred percent. One hundred percent was a the whole thing was a plan for them. You got swindled out upgraded to a nice fucking one hundred and fifty dollar. I'll see so that his dog like dude. If you know your dogs and take up that much room go by two first class tickets right next to each other or take another flight in which is no one sitting next to you the balls and the gall on this lady to be like you know you're affecting people to write in your left by taking and i know you gotta get places like babies. I get frustrated with that stuff. Because i know it's hard to fucking take a bb from new york to la right. I don't want that baby. That baby crying like i'm sorry goes but the dog is like the dog is bigger than a baby. It's like if the baby was a six foot long baby just crawling around. That'd be a problem now. Your problem could go back through the situation that just through. Would you be more proactive. Which excuse me do you have a plan for this dog for the next six hours. I wish i had boss be like before. I get up and lucy. What's going to happen with that. Like am i gonna pay for six hours like what's happening. I'm with you. I would have done the same thing you have to get up. They can match imagine the like you know what. Move the dog. i could beat a dick chance. I fucking didn't say there's no option because it would you say like can you actually switch somebody back there. Because i don't wanna lose how awkward it'd be the reds right. You know and then you're sitting next to her. And i wonder if i get a lot of people would say no on that benefits when they over that knowing that i just spent money to upgrade and i was now going backwards in the flight to go to middle seat. I think a lot of people would have been like faulk. This i think fifty percents podcasts. Says no i think lurching rigs would have. They would stand up for it. No i would. I would try to be more proactive earlier. What do we do here. What if you're already in the situation where like dogs everywhere frankie's doing his little body thing and bringing his feet up like a little child to my feet. Were that far into it. Then you got no shot when she's like can you move back and you're like also was the middle seat sands dog better than your situation with the dog question. Oh yeah. I'm struggling with the same thing so it's about sarka language. Yeah it was tough so we're kind of close to stop the campus. Very it was more cassandra's in math Pity on the calculator sand. Yeah it is. Oh you're you're right is a command command house using it as the first clip sands on the cocoon like delete something. I don't know what he means. Though what everyone else isn't cowgill honestly like yeah like the dog below me was a lot better than my because i i fell asleep at one point if i stepped on the dog. I didn't want to deal with that anxiety. So i was just like whatever. Let me get away from this bucket day but now moving to another area where like corona thing and your head was spinning. Because now i'm like this dude. Who's like a hipster. Like who knows what the fuck this guy. This guy looked like he came right out of the ocean. He was found from fuckers. Passed away now. Reese advertise fucking. I'm just gonna run his nothing. Charles manson crew. Yes i'm like his his fucking air you just sitting in it and his juices the whole thing. Everything was there like we were couple minutes into the boarding process. We were all sitting down. Whatever you built buckled see was buckled. When she asked me. And you're pretty deep thing. I was really deep and then the whole angry. You know just a male person. I think you're that little uncooked bacon strip. She just hadji she only at the end to own by eleven seat. She made a comment like if she goes. She actually had the balls to say if we were allowed to drink on this flight i buy on. I was like go. Fuck go fuck yourself and you fucking dog. I wanted to say that. So bad because obviously like we. Everyone deals like this but we all just don't say anything we. I should've taken off your shoes. God you can get bullied around fucking just if someone if someone has the confidence of this woman. You can do anything you want in the world. No shame she she. She has no shame she got on that flight. She was gonna have her way. And i fucking succumb to it. And i sat in the back of the plane no matter how much money spent a fucking upgrade. I sat there nightmare. And she it. And i fucking at the accept it. That's my night. You know what you really could use that situation. What a taser strike like. Oh man. I wish. I would've teased in my own fucking neck. Yeah just knocked myself out. Tasers taste though well presented by accident. Well it is actually in tasers. They're great company tasers. Which i'm sure you folks have heard about the strike light. It's rechargeable high powered flashlight that can repel an attacker through its electric stun feature you. Go to your dot com. Use the promo code barstool. You get fifty percent off now. You sell these things. I don't sell these things directly. But i'm part of it psalm. One hundred percent behind this podcast and they strike like also if you listen dave portland show. He goes on and on about these guys about teaser. Because they do love barstool over there. They're very much behind everything that we do. And one of the key points to this entire thing operation as it says. A limited number of states require a permit for use in tasers products can be purchased for personal use in hawaii or rhode island. Which as dave points out is what you want because you want it right on that line like if this thing was just oh every everybody that sees it every state that sees it as like. Oh yeah that little thing. That's silly fine no problem but the fact that it's right on the board of the fact that you get a couple of states that are like you know what i'm not like this is this thing actually can really repel people. That's what you want. it's it's going get it done. It's something that you can use to protect yourself. It's something that you can literally use. It says to repel an attacker lurches attacking you. Have you been on a couple of meetings or or video. Zoom calls about this product so is our consumer product. Okay so there's like a consumer and then there's a law enforcement great and so i don't really touch too much on the consumer. Our buddy josh. 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Yeah you gotta know qualified teasing the head What happens if a regular consumer as we have new consumer so the consumer brand is different than we're not there will never be a drone with strike. Like what do we gotta do. That's what i want your. Let me tell you kill. Two birds mon. Sorry to cut you off for this. Podcast you get the test out teaser. Now physically fit like in a girl's pocketbook. That's that's the selling point. That's the sell your girl. It's almost like maize but so if that lady today on that plane a little boy here she would've just as me and sent me the back then. She didn't realize that she was sitting next to a frail piece of old mean. She if she if she said all this a problem she could have whipped it out of her fucking person just as me and you would be dropping like flies. It'd be down right these things you'd be you'd be down you'd be you'd regroup in the near future in that moment you would be in evidence as smitty in our office right and right in the neck. He went down to sack of potato from light. Yeah well it was. It was another iteration of this exact one. But it's gonna be pretty simple. have you seen. How sleek and cool. They are though there. Yes yes. They're incredible keizer dot com. Promo code. barstool gets you fifteen percent off. These things honestly are awesome. They're incredible like when when you pop this thing open. You won't believe how cool and like david he's like. If i got this as a gift dave's like i'm worth one hundred two hundred million dollars like i don't really care. Nobody can give me any gifts he goes. If i opened this thing as a gift i would be this also apparent trade right away. You're like what the hell is this thing new different. Let's be safe with it. But they're they're neat. You gotta think a lot of people that are listening to this show they have you know not just for like men i mean like i think it's great for like girls that are walking from dorm rooms and colleges like like they all bring mesa them. This thing is like legitimately actually will help you like it actually will repel whatever problem that you're around and it can be for men do like everyone can use it but i just i. This is a really really good product. I honestly. I do think that it should be in a lot. More hands of americans than on a drone and fly it at lert so hit what we can do with array of different products. We'll put you. We'll give some training so put a virtual reality headset on. You find acts on be trained in terms of your range of force when it's applicable and then you will potentially taste. I wanna do it like the intro to a jackass episode do it. Let's start with you then. I'll train harkin. So i actually showed. What have you guys are properly trained. And the time is right and there's a taser on on. I'll let you as me. He has a real futuristic company. It's incredible yet. Drones and tasers Rick smith while ceo. That's why you do yours star wars thing with the big on it. Yeah that's like five if there's a company out there that's working with law enforcement and drones and i want you guys to be all in on the futuristic. I want your favorite movie to be star wars. I want like alien came into our shot. Looks like a big cigar. Fucking chip saw this ice harvard harvard. Good school very good And he claims that there was this thing that entered our orbit millions millions of light years away. Whatever was that just couldn't be what the scientists claimed. it was like this regular comment. He's like i've done. I've crunched the numbers and it just can't be and he says something in his little like whatever he has a book coming out which is like all right like that's a little sketchy like the guy finds aliens. He's got a bestselling book coming out. The next like anyone can say you knew that whatever fucking what he says that if everyone just like accepts that ah can't be aliens. You'll never find aliens which was such a like groundbreaking like to me before. So he's like if you handed a man a cell phone and the cave was like this is just a shiny cool rock. they'll never ever evolve to the point of being able to know what a cell phone is continuously. Say no this is just iraq like they keep saying it has to just be a comment and put it just have to be and he said he's like we've seen like no no. The dimensions of this air quotes like comment are in none of the dimensions. We've ever seen like tech. Trillion would be the odds of a made up number. What did you attack trillion. I thought ten of them like technically okay but claiming that this thing and they watched it for eleven days and it was moving and then it fucking zipped away and they're like oh that's when gas when it gets away from a son remember this gas actually like shoots it away and he's but that would leave like a residue he's like i've studied. I'm telling you this is a fucking alien. remember this. Yeah it's good to have at least one guy thinking like that. Is the lesson totally. Otherwise it's you're saying it's going to happen. We're always gonna be like just rock and they're gonna show one day and they'd be like oh shit. Yeah because it opens your mind to it closed off. You'll never believe it will never be an option. Planning necessarily suffers from being closed off the aliens. I think people are pretty jazzed about the idea that aliens might come here. But i understand what he's saying. I'm convinced that jazzed up through all all come. I think when push comes to shove a massive conversation to be had where it's like. Is it worth it for humanity. Know that we're like we have other people around us. Jazzed up. I guess as wrong connotation people are definitely curious about the pendulum. I don't know they're about. I mean we've seen some movies now super curious but i just think the odds are significantly. Not in our favor. That if they're here it's bad right because we can't reach them obviously if we haven't got there and what are the chances they just want to be friends like lot of fuck with equality here to be false. I've awesome outcome. They don't want to be friends with us. Know what it just like these fucking altruistic north. I figure out how to communicate come here. They're here for blood to put a little bow. Tie this guy with all my flight out here. I watched a movie. Because i read that. Fuck in that longo long. You read the blog that was. Oh it's coming because this guy's books coming out like tomorrow with all over like cnn Then on united the worst fucking airline in the world there was a movie called like. Save yourselves athas a pretty cool idea. Basically these two hipster couples which is probably people have fucking had. The there was like these two the couple living in brooklyn whatever they is that like a bad thing to say hipster. People is that like that batch type of your tonality makes it right because we don't drop the fm in front of him. Well you clearly upset about that type of person based on your experience. I'm the one who called him. A charles manson okay. You said he came out of the ocean he did. I mean he looked ridiculous. Yeah Anyone see the new movie soul. Yeah he looked at that. Dude spin in the fucking thing Moon moon win. That's really this guy was my favorite guy to that guy Like a hipster he He's a psychedelic of nature. All right so anyway This movie the this couple decides over gonna go off line a sex something alert say got fucking out of a fucking meeting or so. I'm gonna go off line this week. Open your opinion on monday back onto you. So they set up their fucking voicemails. We're going off line. We're going to be back in a week when they go off. Line aliens come down and they're in this book and upstate a little cabins called save yourselves. It's actually pretty funny. Movie low budget like alien movie but like the these little furry cute little things and like people go off them and then they just fucking take they take a little they take a little tongue and to shoot it right through their fucking foreheads. And they're killing people. It's crazy the point is a little furry critters. Don't know what fucking aliens could be like the rock thing. If a lot of people thought it was a little brass water bottle could be a satellite also alien means we'll never find out they also could just be microscopic correct total why they could be a corona virus. Fuck i hawk. Run of is an alien. It looks literally is. It is an outside force that is invading population and the the humanist fighting it like human bodies our fighters viruses are like alien forms. I don't say they're from outer space like in its nature. It's it's out it's like it's like it's a thing that attacks us you don't so but it's living breathing adapts. It looks like it has different strains yeah breathing no because live which to me feels like somewhat of an alien no. It's a living thing. Yeah i think it's i i agree with you. It's version failures viruses. No i'm out on that really. I'm just going to say it's a myra say is that the thought process of looking at that water bombini. That could be an alien or alien satellite. That's you do that too much you'll go crazy. Yeah oh yeah you. Don't what the virus. I know what you're saying. It's something that's not us that attacks us like all of humanity is fighting this thing. That's a living thing. And i mean not but the difference. We're all fighting. This living no are in our bodies and we're like oh we're actually shutting down on a whole rolling down the word alien attack. We're all like new york city shut down because an outside law forces entering us something that we don't it's unknown no it's an unknown no different than us like Like blowing up bridges at the can't get across to like our little bay that we're staying. We are like fighting staying away from each adult chair. It's the fight against or insult. No searching the word aced throwing you off its nature of the same thing. It's it's an attack from a living thing. Yes and it's kind of weird one cents. Yeah like the whole world is trying to figure this thing out which makes it more like armageddon. Yes even though. That was a comment right attack from something that we're all united any fucking movie. They're trying any alien moving. The world alien the movie alien. Yeah literally faulk signs signs. That one fucked me up. When i was sorry scared walking across the cornfield or the building. You just see him for that said yes. Isn't it like in between the doorways valley and you're like were end it. I m quiet place that one fucks me up to. Yeah that's the whole movies in silence of the world. Is you know where the world was going to live. Place fucks you insect. I've never but world the world is one point you can see him literally yanking the body's just like yes guarding them for the blood. It's like oh. My god is thirty two or floor of the world's actually works against your idea. Where at the end spoiler alert pretty old movie that the things that kill the aliens at the end are organisms that we're not prepared for just like bacteria right. Yeah right it's a layman. These giant machines have been underground for fucking centuries and they die from water that movie of a see the ending cruise was tough or the world. The world's i'm going to give it a si. No no no lights camera. Pod madrid different as everybody. You're one of the world's like response. To and i knew i was going to be disappointed. Movie out of one hundred. You think so. Be below be biasing. I really hated the ending really good first time. If they're just like a blockbuster movie like cool graphics like tom cruise tom cruise. I'm great kill that during the basement. Anyway fucked up fucking quarterbacks a high of any quite qualities when they make were when they make noise the alien comes and kills him so the whole movies and silence and then like once someone like cost alien fucking comes their house. Like it's they live on apocalyptic world in which like the aliens only know and feed off noise or blind so they can hear so and then she has a baby during it so they have to try and keep the whole thing. I underground with like suppress the noise. And so how does there any character was so the whole thing fucking silent man. That's crazy starts that way. Yes you are not a silent person. Horrible i watched in the movie theater. If fucks you up because the silence is so loud at that point because you're watching a huge fucking movie screen and it's just like i mean you hear like them walking in the wind and stuff down to walk on the road. That'd be sandy. What was moving there. That went crazy Bird box bird by. I didn't watch. This reminds me of that. Fuck that just when they had to be like they had to go silent vision or yeah you're right they would. They would make you your eyes. That's right and if you you saw him you die. You kill yourself. Guess right sorry. I you know now. We're just for myself that you haven't seen breadbox right now. Wow we just go on this. Because my virtual background kind of pros. When i started watching a movie or a series away on netflix. Oh yeah it's about like going to mars nope density. I'm thinking about a movie. Maybe a way where she thinks. She's with her husband but her husband's actually does daydreams a scent of a woman no sending woman every once in a while. I'll get at the end from somebody and Bill just rant and rave about it. They say lurch. You're the man is the best movie in the world. jesus recommendation i've gotten. I've been given a lot of people recommendations biggest one. I've gotten to myself that. I've yet to watch just as stubbornly as you. Trent is yellowstone. Haven't started it yet. And i've heard it is people. Compare it to be better. Than game of thrones like just like enjoyment wise i season. It's kevin costner. Yeah yeah like out on the range. Yeah yeah it's a pretty good. Is it fair to say that it's a Like a sopranos of like cowboys. Yeah he's like he's like the what do you call the head of a family mob. Boss no no like the word. Godfather chief patriarch. You're thinking of an indian tribe man. Yeah sorry he's a fuck kids to trying to figure out what's going to happen if he ever. Yes i i started started. You shot seventy one. Three top change dude if i sat and i was like that feels like today. It was this more work this morning. Kessler patrick reads kessler text me. He goes dicey lurched. Shot seventy one a couple days ago. I was like yeah. And then i started thinking that was today was this morning tie was my. I was one of the they play. Couldn't miss this place re down vero beach not not like what little water. It was crazy. Windy but i was just ripping irons it sticks. How long was probably sixty five or pretty. Good par seventy par seven shots. Everyone yeah i mean i had. I think i hit fourteen at eighteen. Greenhut said you. Every time i looked at. You're talking about three. I shot seventy one Let's see what i say. yup. I was like well. He's gonna make that for birdie teen killer. Yeah dude because that was the worst part so on fourteen. I just bury like i kind of scholarship. Give myself twelve feet to save par. Par i've got a par-five coming up on like let's go. We're gonna make some hay on this thing. Ripa drive out there. Just kiss a four iron over a tree to the back of the green. It was like two twenty out. I had twenty feet for eagle three whack. And i'm like i should then the next hole i stuff at the two feet. I lipped out. Well he's going to miss that. Yeah i wanted. Remissed it through my irons produced on the green again lice overs tall. Ford you know my mom and her fiance dave and they were like kind of aloof there so into their own game of what they're doing aloof is shooting fucking seventy-one right. They like no. I made three birdies on the front. They like didn't even let did a lot of photos. Yeah and then like talking. Did you had any point. Consider filming earshot. We'll so i wasn't gonna make my mom films. She's like you know. I know but like you can bring a water bottle out there. Sex water mortared one exception to seventy one new. We're seeing you acting like that comes around. Every no i know. I i will say so. I made a fundamental scoring change. Today this morning for the first time ever i go. I'm knocking into the game of fives. All i'm gonna do is just keep my mind of how many to paul i am around. Obviously i played really well. But i was like. That's the only way i'm gonna do five. Yes that's crazy. So i'm off that only streak ninety. Why are you planning to give. You should be on the game of force to voice library. Remove those lights out now. what's your career. Look even seventy three. So that's just you sound stupid honestly. There's a debate on all right. We'll have to talk about so without question. Seventy three is more impressive. Wins seventy three course. So what's your. Oh even par but he says if somebody if somebody tiger woods is is ten under in in the par seventy two golf course and there they would be like oh if tiger makes burning last when he could tie his career low of sixty one they wouldn't say is his career tomorrow. Say this is my huge debate with my buddy andrew. Cherry valley where we fucking curse each other out and he basically didn't play with him for the rest of the day because we were playing when they were under construction in one of the holes from par four to a par three and he said to leave it as the card and hit the second shot. From where the tee box but i said it pleases a par three that day. I'm not just adding stroke onto my score music. Oh but like its relative to par so like it doesn't matter i'm like yes. It does if i shoot a seventy nine today and that was plus seven or i shoot plus seven on your scorecard. That's an eighty. That's a huge difference. You know what i mean. Yes but no one cared about what it was was a par. Seventy two or seventy three. That day cares. Would you shoot seventy nine right. But i remember that conversation. Because then it screws up your handicap. If you enter that senator right. That's another debate. Yes so my low is shooting even-par my career. Low numbers. Wise is the seventies nasa. So now the other question is do you have to talk about slope and rating when you talk about this. Because they're getting are why what's different like that. Would help your argument because like what if you shoot a sixty five on an executive course is that is that your career low like it shouldn't be even though even though it was against my argument like if if you say i play this executive course. I shot sixty two today. It's like well like like what was the slope like what was the rating. Because that just like there's an agreed upon minimum right championship course and so. That's why i asked like. How long was it six hundred dollars. Windy so it wasn't like it was a joke. But the reason the because you know earlier i said i was like you one over seventy three seventy one i was like oh my god and you know actually i consider my carrillo seventy-three at what mammoth dune. Yes and i like so it's an interesting. It's not. I get where you're coming from but i don't think like it's too. It's too petty almost to be like well. No it's just like that your lowest tournament. There's to be so few people in this world that are in my circumstance. Shot a seventy three even par and they but he can be could be anything you shot over. No i'm saying like i like my career. Low could be a seventy six but it was on a par seventy two point. It could be any number it could be any number happened to be even worse now. Now that point actually just made a lot of sensitive. Whatever reason because i was thinking like between seventy and seventy two n since. I'm within that range. But i totally agree with you. If i played a par seventy and i played par. Seventy two and i shot a seventy six seventy seven. Let's say no the good arguments say. Did you break. Eighty that day writing career low. With finally i shot a seventy nine. Twelve is a par. Seventy three other day was a par. Seventy two no far semi to and the other day as a. I'm fucking myself role. I'm with you. I'm actually now on your side of my career. Low in the seventy one. The only thing that's gonna foul me up. Those did they shoot. Oh nice you shoot. Even you break part of that day no actually shot one over seventy three another place. Enjoy even barton right. Like i don't even want to be part of the conversation is more impressive for sure like then literally one over. It's without question more. Broadly core said that both courses said what would be impressive and one of the courses. You did the impressive thing and the other did it is thompson. Make that statement without context though. 'cause like when we played kids in the four-man scramble he shot seventy at peterson. Two from seventy six hundred yards. That was like even-par because they because like that's more impressive than a sixty eight. At a lot of courses he would shoot on. Pj tour that would be a four under so it's like so that's not really the right like thing is like his numbers your number. So it's very years a peculiar tricky. Now i will say this year. I had like mike low for the year. My mind was a seventy four pine canyon. We played it from like sixty eight sixty nine hurry yards and it was up the flagstaff so short in that but like whereas i actually had a seventy three at pains valley but it was. We played it on a group with a bunch of buddies. We guys that were like fifteen twenty. We played it from the whites that were like sixty one hundred yards. So i'm not like no nice seventy three one my lows like who sixty one hundred yards. It was just too sure to be like up. There wasn't like most impressive around and that goes to his point right. Yes it is almost a let letdown to because if someone's like oh what's your low seventy one. Oh ice you shoot one under because like the natural thing is par seventy two no one over that question so like that's where the company one's asking some people mass at but like the general public like so. Let's play it out then. I say like what you're low one no and can have an accent. Sure vodka vodka. Little may lewis thought of vodka. Vodka gotta get zander. Ovechkin vodka zero seventy one. You're a real conversation. I'm rushing. i don't know. Do they really talk that much. Anyways i don't like what a conversation that was. That was horrible now. I'm really on the fence of like what i we. Okay i might not be on this podcast. Mike has been probably off the entire time. We're having jake bass now fixing trent daddy's microphone. I'm going to settle on career lows and seventy one just going to be carrillo's seventy-one windy and loredana find yourselves on a par. Seventy three seventy two seventy seventy and. You're always going to be doing this math. Like whatever the fuck you shot that day as long as a respectable golf course like i know. Everyone's say i gotta fuck it. Hold on one at the cradle. And now i'm like throwing santa my face again like i usually do but saying this is the thing that you got to do when you do that with it. Yes because you said it was such confidence that i think my head is that a common people. Say what did you say. i'm throwing santa. i like. I went with rosenstock fucking over here. It's not. It's not pleasurable to do that to yourself. You're onto something never ending cycle gonna find yourself in is always comparing it to par. What was it. i mean. Most guys have tried to release the last longer but throwing santa interface doesn't always work folks roman and on my mental cover. 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Four this little nine hole golf courses at the par-three three the bad little nine scottsdale national everybody raves about it throw. I'm looking at pictures of right now. Twitter it's crazy to super private. I think it's really hard to get on like. There's it looks like i thought it was a pga tour golf course where one of the greens is as long as the pen. Basically it's as long as the holy mean nine feet long and look at that thing like look at the paint pins not nine feet. Let's say you know what i mean. If you lay that pin nuts basically the with that fucking six. No no semi hiring when you walk into a is. It's it's above. You're above being tiny. Little green is ninety. Do that. i've heard it's really really really good. Look at this point. What's the name of this voice dad. Little nine at scottsdale national going though people rave about roman in a little line do seven feet. You definitely always look up to a flag. How when you get those giant flags. All flags are standard size. No pires before. They're short those little wooden ones. Yeah yeah that's true. That's the first one that i thought of. Congratulations on a great round. Thank you honestly game right now. You're doing a range guys all the balls in. Yeah everything because as soon as you're dash to everything's gotta go talk to us about about that eagle that you made from that bunker then you know so that was i actually saw made birdie onto i hit like a little wedge to like two feet then the third hall you can kind of rip it up the right hand side and it's only like three hundred yard par four. I hit the trees on the right punch a seven overcooked. It went to a san travel air now. Making a methodist hole and was eighty six yards. Eighty three eighty three yards from a bunker. You hold out hold out. Did you see it go in. Yes so i was like oh my god so it kinda skipped right before it went past it and then came back and i saw him. I was like oh my god. Oh my god that's just went in and my mom's like did that. Just go in. You know kind of a fun uproar we are they good players who played with like my mom. They both had it pretty good. I was gonna say 'cause usually like when you play with like because you're saying they're worried about their own ball and stuff usually that's hard to keep a rhythm like if you're playing with a bunch of really good players usually play up to that level. It's it's yeah it's kind of. Yeah i hear you but like we also all hit at different distances. So everybody's kind of like doing their own thing until you get it's harder to keep a round going. Yeah yeah you're not playing competitively you're only paying off right. It's easy to lose focus. And you what. I used to play by myself. I used to go out. There is a narrow sit in a cart and a big man. Like i need someone out here to play with me just to get me going. I can't and play by myself. He played with yourself. All quarantine is very it does get you lose a little. A hundred percent jam hundred percent i i was just like and then so. I'm dashed to through three four pole. That's a real cool golf guy things That was big with all the golf guys in college. They all said that. Yeah i i picked it up. Yeah yeah he's like dash always say that. That's certain hockey lingo. That like if you're in the community can say okay. Think i am. Yeah you're in the galkin after a fucking career. Low seventy one today dash. I will say you have to be able to shoot. Be dash maybe after five holes to be able to say dash okay. I've written dash on instagram informed. People get mad about it. You know i'm with you. There's gotta be like a a threshold that you have to like. You have to be dash through five. I think you. You can't make a birdie. I want to dash. You gotta be like all right. I'm dash im dash. One through six is a good player. I'm not throwing dasher. No i've definitely said i'm dash through dash up but anyways yeah i just couldn't i missed a bunch of four th hole. I was probably par. Five ten yards off the front of the green chipped. One up. Had probably a ten footer. For birdie and blue that by six feet and miss dot com baker made bogey like. I just like i could have been three. Jack ewing five. Oh my goodness now. Just hit the ball. Like i was just hit it sticks like you know the next part. Three i hit. That's five foot or probably that. I made and then like i was just. It was the ball just going to write it stick so i got my game. It's in good order right now. I would say like. I have up your product semi putty and i. That's not part of the range. Now marange guy being down in florida and be part of the range it should be. But it's not part of the range that i go to. I don't really have a ton of fun So mom and her fiance join a place down in florida. They're doing the whole florida golf community thing it's fantastic. They have a golf cart. They have a golf cart. May and so you can take the golf cart from their house to the range. It's the dream so after after work at like five or five thirty i would just rip over. There have a drink put on the music. Nobody is out there at all. I have the whole place to myself. And i became thirty on the range. Ball's already on the range peterman. No they're in like a nice wooden buck grass range grass range and so i'm seeing the sunset. It's right near the ocean. I mean you can't tell me. This is a bad thing caused so almost forever range guy when i'm down in florida when i'm not there i don't know if i'll be arranged guy but they are marange guy range guys working for you. It's awesome. I was even doing the wooden sticks down like alignments there saw. Do you ever. Do you know what you're doing now. But i'm like watch. Justin thomas do and he's out hasim angles right. I don't know that's it. Is it about the take back or is it at the feet. I think the one of them for the take. I think it's a little bit of how you wanna hit. It left to right or centre because the stick aligning your take back or is it a lining your feet to probably both linemen sticks. Do one was like a bike if you're going to do you want to aim your feet where the ball's gonna start. I think and then you want to aim the club head of where you want the ball to finish. That's what i was working on. That's right I did notice you put one up. You're like i'm working on cuts and then like that one that you put over the you just pushed right right all so pissed i got. I can't hit it wasn't a credit. It was it was a push cut. I would share part of the process. What exactly the middle. No because my poll my left draw that i said was a poll. Hook true the only good ball. That hit was the straight ones right on a strain on a string. And so that's really all i've been hitting balls on a stranger also shot seventy one of those. People can psych sucking. Yeah thank you suck it. Actually i take back. Never go into the ranger. If i said that maybe i said i don't go there often. What i did was the tiger t game two ts and try to put through the teas when there. That's that's impossible is so hard so hard see all. Yeah that's like tigers just like an unnatural human being but like that's so unnatural to the game of golf that i wouldn't even wanna practice that 'cause like why why get used to putting through these two ts on a practice screen when you go out there on the fucking golf course. Does not tease. Oh but the point is to like prove that you can hit it that pure guessing you learn how to hit it. That pure gasoline should take your back in like almost sways back and this is the new putting putting grip. Now thanks to joel. That's true you do are you doing. That'll come out finger. Yeah i will do the ten finger. happy gilmore grip on all parts certain distances most most putts putts. You were draining putts on thursday videos coming out. Right joel davis you will see how much better i think. We have footage of me on the practice range just drilling putts when the first couple of show me. He's like. I know. I was joel. This is working. Goes i know do it. He does it on tour. he's he was doing like day before we feel. Pga tour in front of steve stricker draining pot. So yeah no. i'm. I'm gonna do it until until it just doesn't work anymore. Which is product a month. Has anyone else been able to play golf of no. I played a few round. You has your game. I couldn't tell those pants is what i do. Though is i get in like nine holes and then after that. 'cause i get out late and then i can usually play six or seven holes at grayhawk and then i'll get out there. Like three thirty or four sun goes down like five fifteen five thirty. I play devil's than i catch up the groups and then by that point maybe i'll jump around and play four or five more holes so i get a lot of like nine hole rounds and i will say usually for like twenty minutes before that i'll be i'll go hit balls In desert golf you have to be able to drive the ball in play or you're just fucked up so what i've really learned was like to be able to drive the ball pretty consistently my iron play was batum. A short game was good. Yes and then the last like year. I really at pinehurst like i had to learn how to hit my irons. Well because of greens are impossible to hold the greens. Some iron play got way better. But my driving wasn't because in pioneers you can drive it anywhere for the most part. And then i was just losing bowls like we got a ton of new golf balls last time we were all together and i lost all of them in like a week. This sucks views have a bad driving day in the desert just dropping out of every hole right so i really have gotten my driver a lot. Better now okay It's difficult shipping out there. I feel like the grass. I feel like it's difficult to chip so my short game. Kinda sucks right now. Interesting frustrate driver. I mean does of course you can't keep it on the map. It's worthless because you're never hitting off the grasses. I can. I want to go play in scotland so bad. It's so fun. It is so fun soul phone wherever pretty good buddies kind of the royal team. I would love love those guys to go back. Yeah we got a mutual up They run in washington bold open shots on youtube and way so as opposed to the opposite of desert correct. You can hit it anywhere is it. Is it naive dumb to say that is not the right word there even dumb say after night even dump to say that it's easier yes i would say. That's that's like me. It's all it's all depending so sometimes the courses can be easier if there was no weather but as soon as the wind picks up her day at through the day i play the old course sanders. It was a joke. There's nothing really have not getting the ball on the green was sixty four degrees sunny and like maybe ten to fifteen mile an hour in which out there is nothing and it was just the greens are ridiculous area for that fucking to me to me if i slap the ball around on the excluding wind me just thinking about what the courses like watching on tv and playing video games. I think i'd be able to just slapped the ball around and get it somewhere near the whole within three or four strokes regardless of how striking when you play like a pinehurst number two you if the strike the golf ball perfectly. Because you've trees you volkan bunkers realize is like at a course like the old course Prior to ease literally designed off of that like with the same principles and it has these giant undulation. And like even though you might be on the green you'll be like eight feet away and like to putting from there. Good luck you could four buffering. But i will say if there's not much wind like if we could play wing for we could play oakmont. We could play pie number two with no wind and it's still extremely difficult. You play like the old course with no win. It's just pretty fucking easy. Yeah i would agree. That i didn't even get a plan. I played the new course and there wasn't much win when i played it to a non over there at that of course it's just kind of bad rap the old course. Well it's all on the same property. There's i think five or six new course also opened up in nineteen o five or a super new so yesterday to rebrand but it will blow your mind when you get to the old course on property of course not as old course launched you pitch to the the other one jubilees. You really are meeting the only one that we could get out of bed. Okay blow your mind because there's like it's like a dog walking park some days right right on the first in eighteen federal sunday. Yes sunday sunday the dogs and there's dogs walked like could you imagine you know like oakmont having a dog across the property they're talk. They're taking shifts on four on the fairway. The name of the ira the ira. Ira is the Ira aren't they. Wasn't that like the irish like federation irish republic. New course an army were they the ones like so did they. Try and overthrow a government there. Is that eighteen ninety-five the new course opened. Okay that's the same year pinehurst was found. I always whenever. I think of like Peaky blinders or something. I always say that the ira like like the irish people. I don't know if it's a troll right now. We don't we don't know what super neutral we have to go mostly because we don't talk to me about the ira wikipedia fact. He's gonna copy pay something that's gonna get us some tricky percent irish some. We're gonna teach yes. I think that will happen. We're doing a group trip to scott. The next couple that the i feel like it's so also the cows that you through so we drove one of my favorite towns in the world. Was this little town called dunkeld. i believe in scotland. It's on the way from the old course up to. What are you laughing at frankie's fat face anyways from the old karston unbelievable video. It's like halfway. We stopped in their this beautiful little bridge. This little community was gorgeous. The whole thing off. That's what i that seems. Very very much my speed. We gotta go have to go by the way. We need to talk to about So for the listeners. Out there we are planning to do four. Four blais travel Basically siri this year. We gotta decide where to go One of the biggest no-brainer is michigan. We're going to go to michigan. Snows knows every. Play golf michigan to my knowledge Arcadia blocks is probably the number one recommended course so we get all the time. It's like you know mid west right in our fucking sweets bobby. A million stories out there. We get pictures from michigan all time. We're going to go to michigan. They're going to be one of them another one. I really wanna do is washington state franken. I obviously went. We went out there and played a few courses but like gamble sands is supposed to be amazing And that's david mclay kidd who built bandon dunes. The first course there. So i wanna go through washington state at some point the other ones i. I don't know i don't know if we should do like taxes on should do florida florida florida. Be great do stream song while the public tracks. Because i do want to do like i want to. I want to experience stuff that anyone that's listening can go play so like the best courses in florida. I feel like are the private courses. But i think you could. We could dig deep and find so people could submit to us what a trip would look like if we were going to texas. If we're going to florida in terms of like a travel trip that people could do anything by like new orleans. Is there any golf down there that no 'cause like texas yeah. I guess there's gotta be some great texas's big real really big ever seen you. Also we also got a hit places that are like easily accept a accessible to people washington tough to get up to for a lot of the country even though it's sick off. Yeah that's way up there but if you live in the pacific northwest true true. It's going to be california. People people live in california anything about places like near big airports or something. Yeah or just like centrally located where everyone would have to travel to or like explain it when i was thinking the other buddies trip or some cross glow no. I don't think that's what i was saying. Okay i'm just saying like that. I was just thinking like we're picking a top left part is put in my brain. Big like in the middle's good so everyone can travelers that make any sense to know. We can good iowa. We do need to do a trip out there for sure. Three hours from the guys from california three hours from new york. That's a fucking thing. everyone can agree upon. It's an injury. Yeah it's a good thing to think about. Yeah doron hydro by the real homa. Golf saint andrews a bunch of times. When i was i was like one of the top ones we have to go to. Can you even fucking trip to tap buddies golf trip to. Where are you going to fly. We can make it happen. Let's do that would be awesome. Isn't there something in iowa where like every town has to have like nine holes or something. I don't know. I don't know about that every district i don't know maybe it was. I think there's something in iowa were golf was like mandate and there's something about corn. Lets you wanna do you think there's good golf in iowa. We can also just do like the anti travel series. I would never say that about my own center. I'm just saying that we're not the vibe. I'm getting from the room right now but you know i meant that as a genuine question. Is that even feasible to do it. Not probably the hotbed north carolina. No or a goal. And we uncover right or i think it should be part of the you do a bunch of courses people know and then you also do like one super hidden gem right tough to find. We could do it. Who's gonna find it better than us. I don't know just that's our job. This is what we're on. We're on the mission to do and by find machine have other people send it to us right. Check it up. I do agree michigan's lock. We gotta go to michigan. We're doing the washington state stuff that you guys were planning on that. Look off. incredible. It is fucking awesome. It's those trees out there nuts. They are never see more trees in your life. they're nuts. You never been to cabinet. No batch crazy we have to. I know we can't. We can't go out of the country. Because i don't know when on it feels like the band in either either. There's a lot of places we can go a lot of places that's the beauty of this fucking thing. Yeah what's yeah. I think there's we do like a road show in iowa to ohio. There's some great golf in those gyco close to eat our dropped eighty four. Is it if it gets over ten. He starts to get old dangerous. you're building. you're building an eight hour. Drive in newark tra. Rv our to well. Why don't we do for the travel series like the heartland is that. Yeah well. that's just because you know the national they're supposed to be nine hole in the indy. Five hundred race track there is hit that that'd be neat. We got a trip. We got a little trip coming up here on our. I wanted to raise car co pilot. I think we should. I think what you hit the heartland before he had any of these swanky places. Because i've shit on the heartland. I'd like to go there. And if we form filmed we gotta do some in warm climates. Oh yeah that's fine. But i do think we should hit. Yeah because you don't then you don't have. You don't have to do five in iowa. You can do one hour to an hour. Thank pseudo bitch guys that sure. If you had a chance to try this product last time we had it on the show but it is an absolute game. Changer in should be in. Every man's golf bag kanta dips. Cbd is a tobacco nicotine. Free dip alternative that taste great and really works and allows spit free experience. That can be used on the course or in the office candidates as master discreet and fast acting way to consume. Cbd in his riding format that can help you evolve. Your dip candidates offering our listeners exclusive office offer not officer. It'd be different. They are so confident you will love. The product offering the california roll which is five tens one of each of their core flavors winner green meant mango citrus and spices for fifty percent off. 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Is what obvious came across spell l. o. c. a. Any would you. I know i was but is language makes no. There's a lot of major. I was in do graduate out but i mean where anguish. Come from german. Yeah i don mango saxon of that nature. There's another show where they come up the dictionary seen that we've seen that one. They come up with addiction. Yeah the whole show. The whole show is about like the oxford dictionary the oxford for whatever sherry and how they set out on this task to literally create the dictionary in how they did that was like they went over and they asked people they like crowd sourced and like the fucking eighteen hundred. Whenever was they literally crowd sourced across the earth everyone to submit stopper every word across the earth like they literally crowdsourced like as far as wide as they could everybody. That spoke english. Like all the english speaking parts of the co- the world and had them submit literature and everything and they combed through came up with every word that they possibly could that it ever been spoken written whatever and like the definition and the definition of me would be impossible. The whole thing seems a possibility sending well. No like humor thrones ferrets around. What about no like my point being like it's easier to just like like just take data or data or say and fucking put it into an excel type sheet in. Obviously they didn't have an excel but like just listed that just list. The words as opposed. If you give me some literature. And i'm studying it and i'm writing each word that you wrote a new word now with each word right. I have to cope with the definition and like an origin. Multiple definitions an origin. Like where the fuck it came from. How did they if. I submitted a piece of literature and i didn't give them any information that they have to include when you submitted your has to have like the end the definition. Okay good also. The people submitting the literature have the definitions of the words. Will they submit it with that. And then these this team. That was at like i didn't watch watch episodes. This team that's at oxford goes through and they had one guy they hired this guy to basically run the whole operation and team then goes through and they can go through in confirmable so they have to go find it in literature and then confirmed that that's actually definition if they can't then they submit it back out as like an unconfirmed word. This was the process they to do it for raja words but think about where it came from right. They just did an amazing roger crazy and they're sitting at the dinner table and they're like they're he's going through and telling them how because they just hired him to do this how he wants to do the process and they're like this isn't possible there. There's this thing you're describing. Here's what we're gonna do. Whatever and they go to like all the bookstores and others and they put the signs out. That are like please submit. Here we're trying to do this project and people actually like bought into it. That's amazing. I don't know how true it's an excellent showing that kind of wrote the professor and the madman. That's what it's called on net flicks fisher be an app. Netflix got a lot of praises. The show netflix's very common people watch. It's true office. gone this time. That peacock bullshit did they. Put the golf on. Sorry i've got a lot of Office only watch a couple of episodes here and that's a nightmare telling I go to. It's the only way i go to sleep is awash a lot of people. Talk to tell me. The a lot of people a lot of people telling me To watch yellowstone and i thought it was extremely cocky of them. If you go on amazon prime to watch it charged twenty bucks a season to wash their show yellowstone. If you don't have peacock on who the fuck this yellowstone think they are like but then like the arguments like well like you pay like seven dollars for streaming services where you go pay twenty dollars for a movie like why don't you go fuck and just by the season on. I was on prime. I thought there will cocky. I used to do with like On wasn't i tunes where you could buy. I think the i watch breaking bad. There's buying off. Bought like season after season ripped through them like christmas break. Or whatever. And i was like i got mad at yellowstone. That was the only way to consume it. But i didn't realize that it was just like you. Purchase it on amazon because it plays on paramount network and peacock. They're punishing you for not having like throws they'll charge you on apple on apple. Whatever that apple website at apple side there Are we got a lot more to get through. But we're not gonna do it today because we've been talking for like two hours Is that right j. Go for a longer. No it's two thirty back home to have that has nothing to doesn't have any new live right now right providing context for you you. Don't your face looks like your face. Looks like a perfectly round golf ball. Okay i had to take the picture off my computer because it was my point. You're getting late for the for the people these out. Yes that makes sense. That would have been stupid if you weren't saying i know yours. It's almost stupid for frankie. Do think of it not contact. It's insulting to trans intelligence. Would think he would've dumbed up. Your room takes no one. Ooh so shouts. You know you win when he lashes out. We have a lot of fun. We'll call it fun. Twenty twenty one to we're gonna roll through some questions. Some predictions whatever. The fuck you wanna call for this upcoming golf season So i'm going to tease thursday and say that if you just look at the schedule this is actually about a pack of all season. You could possibly have players championship in march masters in april. Pj championship akilah island in may us open at torrey pines june british. Open a royal saint george's in july. Then you have the olympics. In japan at the july early august then you have the fedex cup playoffs in august and the very next month of september of the ryder cup at whistling straights. So it's just gonna be pretty much from march all the way through september. There's going to be a massive event every month with the pandemic who the fuck knows if there's going to be any cancellations delays or they're going to be fans ways manage thinking about having fans what the fuck you doin' looks fat from god dude to take darius. Bettering stats the optics. That fort like that photo is just because i have my phone. I don't have a huge book on the body like that going to be a busy golf season. We're going to go through all of that and a few other things you think any of those get canceled. That's actually one of my main questions is. Do you believe that anything it's canceled. Yes yes i think the ryder cup does i think they postponed it again. Like they literally postponed it because every player and every person involved in it said. It's not the ryder cup without fans and according to how we're going right now things are only getting worse than not getting better. Maybe by that time. I mean once weather gets nicer in the vaccine has more time to to get distributed but like as a numbers aren't great but they're not gonna open up to fans in that sense even then like still fits like the numbers are getting better you think they're going to allow at least ten percent of that has me like somewhat hopeful for it. Is that like some stadiums or had fans like at least we're getting back to the point. Where like you watch a game in dallas any of these college football games and there's fans in the stands like there's a decent amount of fans standards we're already at that level where it's a there's a world that we are living in which fans going to games in the united states. There is not new york not new jersey but in like dallas and cal. And you know what i mean like fleischer there. There are people go shocks me sometimes. When i'm looking at the stadium on mike. Well there's still people sixty seven hundred and some game the other day about eighty thousand. I feels like a lot. Dallas had a lot of people. I wanna say it was like fifteen or twenty looked like the rose bowl had a decent manifest eighteen thousand that that's real number that him waste management i believe is currently scheduling and planning to have eight thousand fans waistbands room. Yeah tired fucking dog. Fuck me are we got a long day people. We're recording this sunday night. So if something happened monday that we haven't gotten to yet we'll probably add it if it's that important but if not can picture is that just shut up you just know that we just recorded it sunday so the big news breaks monday. We're happy new year by the way. Wow familiar happy new year on. Here's exciting is going to be better no. I think it's not better than to drastically terrible situation from this time. Make sure we're now we've been in this place for a while. I guess in my from my perspective that we're now that south fake twenty twenty one get remember the two thousand. They're trying to figure out the computers and the nightmare right. And everything's just gonna zero zero. They thought it was just total on the ninety ninety. One thing that fucked me up. And i could have said it in twenty twenty two twenty twenty s fake year that even think and didn't use my brain but i've now been alive in four decades. This is like i'm in a fourth decade right. Ninety thousand two hundred ten to twenty. I just hit my fifth decade. Like you're living in that decade. that's a lot. we feel whatever that decade. That's a downer. If i've ever heard one yeah to my rap sleep on that one fatty gotta gotta shot in electrical alexander. The great died when he was thirty two days so he conquered pretty much whole world by thirty to thirty two. How di di he got hit by a sword fact checking on died by way of sort decided one more trouble. I gotta lockdown with rigs and he started twitching looked at the sign that no idea wasn't just he got hit by mike to us know how tired i am. I just typed in hit by sword. I just had good no. He's just got hit by short. Your own obama. It sounds like you got hit by blunt. Dan like the side of it. Not even like and that's got to be like ninety now is true he died from typhoid typhoid fever. All right anyways back. Thursday to talk about golf golf And we've got the damon video coming out thursday. So get excited get hyped. Happy new year. It hard fads frankie face only was.

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Episode 229: Everybody's Dookied Themselves Before (Feat. Lil Mo & Passport Cutty)

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Episode 229: Everybody's Dookied Themselves Before (Feat. Lil Mo & Passport Cutty)

"This episode is brought to you by bevill a head to toe personal care brand built for black men introducing new products from bevill body hair and beard this week. Beverly unveiled a new lineup of products. Built for your skin your hair that includes body hair. Skin and beard products featuring Aluminum Fiji Odorant exfoliating bar soap and body. Wash only the freshest ingredients and never any harmful dies or chemicals if you've been on the lookout for hair and body products that are designed for you. It's time to get bevill right now. Head over to get BEVELLED DOT com. Today that's G. T. B. E. L. DOT COM west West. It's lip service and I know we've been playing these tour dates on the service so now we are back with a brand new live episodes so excited to be here. I'm Angela Yee. I'm Judy McGuire. I'm Stephanie any Santiago. I'm passport cutting. I'm Lomo Young. I know what's happening here. You as you all know has a brand new job. She lives in Atlanta. Now so she'll be in and out lives in Atlanta announced metoo. That's the move. Would you move to Atlanta cutty. Patchy she had apartment in Atlanta years. Yeah she was. She had dual citizenship for awhile. I Know Stephanie Move Anywhere you may let me maybe one day. I'll try my dad being military military like me. Moving live in college living into online. Happy Twenty Twenty Getting New Year's offers time all being together like this twenty twenty. I just had a birthday off. I was gone for a minute every birthday. Thank you so it's good to be back and we have some new things. They're going to do on lip service and we're going to start with you. Pass cutty because you gave us a full disclosure now full oh disclosure with this disclosure is when you get to tell a story about yourself. That could be sexy. It could be the embarrassment it could be funny. Could be grimy whatever you want it to be so passport cutting story although Oh he's GonNa lead nope okay so of Al.. Maybe three years ago I had started a really strict diet. Ah I was working out. I wasn't going out drinking water and healthy food only and then I had a business meeting. Benny Hana and And I had it had anything good in so long more garlic butter. Put more business anybody at anytime so so at the table with other people during business meeting no actually with a lot of people that were with altogether like more and more and more and then when we you know we live walk into the garage to get my car. And I'm like I gotta go to the bathroom so really oil coming out you just squeeze whatever thank the Lord. I was the wintertime because it just went wild wild nobody while they will pull my car out the whole Black Pants Blatko. Oh black everything got in the car and you had. You had to sit in your shoes I had. I had leather uh-huh I had a roll of paper towel in the trunk so I got it got in the car real quick and I pulled off to the side and started stuffing my appearance with the paper towel just to hold that I could get all the way home and so I was driving like in on the paper towel and mixed in in life. Even a building regrets on later when I got out the car I was walking. I did not want anybody to talk to me. I was saying I was like they taught you got you wanted. The it was the most ambitious actually. didn't tell nobody so. This is the first time disclosure. dookie this up a little bit of it was. It wasn't a little more than a handful like diarrhoea. Because garlic butter down all investigators. If you eat fiber clean you my my body could not hold on Eh. Do like a detox right that you can't just go and eat anything crazy shit on yourself like Alex. Oh I am I right. I know democ bubble. How far was derived from the restaurant to your? No it was midtown. It's a New Jersey so that was about twenty minutes now my but would have been itching to cut washing my bills. Do though can't do nothing. Benny Hana's I know you can't go mask on some dookie burn. We hold on another disclosure. I mean in the closest I've been to that. I have had to ride some blood before. Oh Dan don't stink. Yeah that's the worst. When you bleed all over your cell lawyer and we become more by accident foreign you like? There's nothing you can do about it and all this happened to me last week. This happened to me. That's that's how you now the next discussing all right. You Got Wendy. Oh Man AH. I didn't prepare to think about anything. Disclosures yeah I got one one one time I was in Miami Miami and I was I was in Miami and I was like going out with some guy that I liked and it was the first time we were going out and I have my period. I just got my period that day. Hey so whatever I got cue. Whatever I leave the house and I forgot to put his hand on God so I'm like walking looking towards I got an car and I said I said Oh shit I was like you gotta leave me out of. CVS OUT HIS WAY. He has sent me to car. You GotTa wait for me. I was I I gotta go to Wayne Read. And I'm literally running through Zwane read and is the first day of my period so like by the time I got a bad for my have blood running down my leg. Odds buy baby wipes and all sides of Shit clean myself up but I I worked it out. Worked out how awesome baby wipes was just running around the whole night. I was at the club. Full Pack Tampons in a full pack of baby way. So full disclosure Anything Like that where like blood irs. Shit excrement But I got caught being racist. We're not releasing that race rain. Some racist say that's the racist through the now. I had a white boyfriend right and we went to Vegas and we went to go see. Was this guy's name he thinks. Copacabana Tom Bennett. goupil Lupu could be talking about his name you yes no. Carlson awesome does a dance for us. So we go to see this guy right and I'm like the only black person in the audience now. I enjoyed the show right because you know it was a nice show but the next day I'm in the hotel room and it's like a big old sweets all Mike in the bedroom and you know I'm thinking that the person can't hear me talking. I'm talking talking mad. Shit about being the only black person in the audience and what black people go to see that show. He overheard the whole conversation. So so the guy who boyfriend somebody a guy just google his name gene. That's not him. The guy was yeah figured Amazon. Man We're going to talk about what he overheard us the so that my boyfriend at the time I just said No. That's not what I'm sorry. You know. It's another person getting ready to the song that night. That's all I remember. was He did a cover okay but enhance. It comes to the beach boys but anyway so he brought up on these bs Roy. Yeah he broke up with me because I was talking about the only black person at the Komo Sugar Daddy Boyfriend Alex. Where did that come from? Does she know that was worth because he was the white head because he was white daddy so it is kind of racist the Joe I just want to say. We don't promote racism over her sugar. Daddy the GEDNEY got no siblings. Okay all right. Let's hear yours. Oh my gosh. So many want to discuss they want to. When it'd we live with the book I got so many? Oh my God I can't even think like does it have to be reese it can be whenever so this is like a burst moment. Okay Oh my God everything I do. Is I always get in Burgers burgers over everything the first time I drive Ainhoa Dude it all over the place. Well that's a common thing. Yeah I wouldn't Ooh I don't do it in a the first time you. She tried it because a lot of guys have been on here said they when they enter the girl sitting on them uncommon but like how much shit par like a like a split. Not as much as you alex hundred minutes smell it. No because they're out that's like Doodoo Doodoo. That's like it's like it's like the outside loose balls Sousse free dude dude liquid. Yeah he noticed this year it was everywhere. Okay you just said it was a pretty dude just because you know when you think that like because have you ever took a shit like this cup. John just like right when that happened so like What did he do nick? Nick is like I say oh. Oh Oh hit us. I just didn't make it a wet in his room but you do so. I'm glad cash that go through my guy. Why Alaska She's gotTA BE K- keep having sex after that I don't even remember was Doodoo but do remember when you do anal you path to tell me I don't go in Pupo and opening your mouth or your or your face because some people just don't do that because they we'll get pig ostra up there or some type of fiction realize if you go from this one to this one yeah? I can't go back to France. Yeah wiping exactly it okay. How bad that was mild? Had Worst Shit on nobody. Listen I had an instance where you ever have Alexa. Somebody and they take their dig out and put it back in the air. Guess like Charlie in your stomach and then not only gas for days and then get me and I was like Oh my God. I was in so much pain. uh-huh laying there and I felt like my stomach was like getting bigger on of it was my imagination and then I had to really let out allow quesion an acquaintance feel weird because it keeps and you smell like nothing is just air doesn't make causes air going in. Yeah Yeah I guess it's like if you push aramis something and then trapped in there and it is. I felt like I had to put my stomach down. Got Doubled over in pain like no. No joke is now. I don't like being Bento. And they WANNA eat the back and you gotta you gotTa Far Yeah. It's hard to the fight with somebody in you out. You're fired like you doc. You're not gonNA fight. I don't think I've ever had so far while I was getting my pussy. I Dunno bets over over like like I've had an incident where were switching positions and air but not from my ass from my pussy like Essequibo didn't make a sound. I just felt that myself like you're that engine light Savia far while guys you my listeners. Tuesday and that's why I don't like to eat. Not She got to fix teeth to eat before. Now let me ask. I swear to God when I'm going on with my man be starving for days man go. We'll be right now. I don't Wanna I WANNA EAT Zik. Jackie empty stomach try. That's time to do it. I would think you hungry hungry. Knock because you could gag aggie gopher an yeah you go yes. I didn't think about it. You know. And that's my favorite Santiago on an empty stomach in the morning perfect because that'd be so aggravated hungers like Eh Tam Empty Dixon. You're a mouthy mouthy it here. I mean let's do. Let's switch gears for a second. 'cause we have at least two of you are newly kind of newly single here. Alex newly single or anything complicated. Your sheet is always complicated. It's firm Password Patty. I'm calling. Stephanie is five not single. Gone so when you're newly single right. How obvious single necks we've talked about the sense of? How do you let people know the there you go on social media? How do people know I'm saying this year? How are you missing war since August? I was single says. What's this twenty twenty like September of twenty eighteen okay Benson? Yeah 'cause I had to do Promo for show right. No it's like how do you so you can let you know right away but then how do you put out the signal like you have to put up a selfie. You just get that glow people free it just it just happens day. Lifted off you. You just look if you take a bomb ass fire selfie everybody oh year by slotting your. DM uh-huh we like to fuck a most recent picture. Look at it and be like. Oh yeah they just they a single now you can tell all the pictures of you and your experts than they had figured out quick away and then you gotta put on in a little more skin. Focus on me. Cash pitches like this showing off. Your Yummy has lose and then you put Hashtag. FTF on Friday. The boy free flatbed let the world. No not been waiting for that announcement now that you was just cool with slitting. DMZ You had no idea was really would've how that you I don't know like people don't trust Holocaust they all know how great they don't WanNa come at you so they hit you with the U by like people they try to hire me. Don't call me I'll call you 'cause I know personally. Yeah Yeah Okay and maybe that's maybe that's why I'm picking wrong. I might be missing. My blood opened Deanne requests. Oh well I'll be like is this. What if I show you about? deums is always Amando like breath. He looks like somebody's Uncle Shit. Talking Suck My. Hey Hey hey yes I just wanna Rub your feet gadget. Don't touch me how I got Jimmy. Yeah really You said I don't like nobody touching me. I don't like this creepy. A less. I like bill. You're like I don't I really don't understand how some I meet somebody off the Internet tonight and be like Yo. I liked it like that. Scares the guy being gay phone day. I can't do. I'd be so scared because there's just like ooh that into people that I don't know touch me even though it took a laugh at me to feel comfortable enough like I'm not in very affectionate. I am very effect on Internet outlet strangers. Who are you going to say? Yes in L'OREAL when we were on tour. Got Me hooked on ninety leaking now. I got her because she had never seen it. Yes I I am. Obsessed with ninety days them people be they be head over heels in love with somebody that they only know for over the Internet no barriers prison and everything. Now I think I could I could. I'm like that Somebody on the other being your president. I need this million natural. There are people who rule like every all of that Davis like involved in like we're stalking and like really being in love with somebody that they probably never met in real life. Joaquin Phoenix believed in a movie was call her and he was in love with his computer they but they are really nice. And maybe I've seen messages of females and I'm just like just like your day I'm like how you notice the guy he's a hundred and you can't bet you just want to suck Dick Nigga. 'cause he looked good on a pitcher then could be a serial killer. He could be anything like this like we have like this thing. The the Athletes Wean someone in like no people be obsessed and they've never met them life and that's scary but there are people who have had issues. Yeah anybody that's like that got like come on. I think before no so I mean I'm not type of person she's like because I've seen some guards and diggers that I'm sure scurry. Yeah I don't see how you could do that either. That's like asking way. So Houdini guys and girls but this time that you see I'm not like this not very physical because there's no time that you could see a guy and be like I want to do something like I'm not like that but you'll see like they post a picture of a die with his shirt off for Dick print whatever they like all Our fuck him I was like I I mean I feel like if I see a guy that I've been with before and I see him bumping looking good that day I will rely on you but not just some random guy even Orion a pitcher Like I I don't see a guy but yeah I will definitely faulk him. Well you pass cutty. Have you ever met a guy from the Internet that you said. Let's Hook Up. See You right away online bidding day but I thought it is today the other phone my friend and she was like well. I've been single longer than you. So why did you you think that it was easy dated. I was like well. You won't go nowhere L. Like and you don't do all night and she was like when do online data like instagram. You know she was like life. Oh Yeah I guess. I never got anybody from instagram. Before I've met a guy on how they never look over her life when you're active on social media like there's people who speak so you all the time you get familiar with them whatever the case is and then. He shot his shot like on some talking about shortly different. Okay and then I responded I was all invested like Oh. You should do this or that. Does that just be a nice man and he was like meet me tonight at at the spot and I'm like because he was in New York and I was like Like I had just broken. uh-huh a friend. This was years ago and he was like oh come on girl. He's like you know we out chilling whatever. Someone's on whatever he was like me Marino like Lamm arena. Stay no more. We had a great so it's not like how many nights after nine weeks girl. Nobody I was almost every day from that narrative has how much time would you have to it all when I went back to my boyfriend. Okay so when you went back to the fan does that guy. The does La Marina Linger in the background. So that if you break up again you can hit him again. I don't I don't do that. Talk again after that like do you know 'cause I wanNA hurt his feelings. It was no doubt that I didn't want to hurt his feelings because odd. I just didn't want to play games. 'cause I knew he really liked me so I didn't want to keep on having him in limbo so I was like you know what. Let me just cut it off. Did your case we have you because you just tell him like you know. I'm still Kinda into my exa. We could just fuck sometimes. Maybe he had had been Internet. Ed on I don't WanNa do that like I don't need to have sex guys at the same time like if I'm having sex with I don't make somebody if the sex is not like really good. It's very very rare. That would be good if I did. I'm glad you said that because that is something I wanted to discuss. Yes yes yes I never had it like decline. If it was it was great the first day is going to be Greg in that air. Think number five hundred. This episode is brought. Let's you buy a head to toe personal care brand built for black men introducing new products from beverly body hair and beard this week. Beverly unveiled a new lineup of products. Built for your your skin your hair that includes body hair skin and beard products featuring aluminum free zero different exfoliating bar soap and body. Wash only the freshest ingredients a. and never any harmful or chemicals if you've been on the lookout for hair and body products that are designed for you. It's time to get bevill right now. Head over to get BEVELLED DOT com. Today that's G. E. T. B. E. L. DOT com. Okay good. I'm glad you said Ed. I WanNa talk about this article. I was reading now. This is something new. We're doing to sex six and this basically news stories but it's about relationships and sex. Now there's this this show that if you are planning to get married right you actually will stay together long if you don't live together. I saw statistics. Show that if y'all don't live together before you get married. There's a better chance that your marriage will last longer. That's would man them. According to this study which was published in the Journal of sex. Say That people who live together before marriage will also less sexually satisfied than those couples who didn't live together before marriage so let me but part of that could be that the beginning of sex is always the the best like the beginning of a relationship. What the honeymoon phase when you start having sex but I kinda feel like it usually gets better when I know you more so I just wanted to get your thoughts on on that because they usually say the honeymoon phase the beginning When you first get together like it's always the best part of when you're having its is new leaks exciting? You know the chemistry is good. And you're happy about it so it's good and I want you to know that person you get comfortable. The person is the same routine Coming right I'm okay. Magic marrying somebody living with them not knowing their habits whether they're gonNA be in to their house Eh. Frequent someone's home but until you really live with them on a twenty four hour consistent basis I hi how keen and sleep patterns and there's a lot 'cause I could come stay with me for like like my boyfriend like you can stay me for a few days at a time. You know because we don't live in learn habit and I feel like we know each other's habits really well I know that he's messy. I'm not you know now and but I do feel like I would not want to live with somebody until we get married because I want to be like. That's the exciting to do once you get married. That's how I look look at it. You ever heard people get married. Feel like saying saying been married Harry Two hundred twenty five girls and I don't do the same because I'm telling you when you go together where you're living together together you get the representative and we get Murray. That's when the Damon wants you gave Murray and live together for ten years but once you get married all benches off that negative. Show you. You're not gonNA get married again. The representative go away. We lie to everybody in his shoe. Maybe chucky doll maybe. I didn't notice that the people will give you the representative and then once they locked the net contrast I anyway marriage or not you always meet the representative representatives to when you first get with somebody you know what I hate because we don't put out all our cards on the table when we need someone either right a lot. I'd say too much Grevy Nor nor mart couple of times and it's up to you to decide if you rock matt because don't you feel like you can't even trust somebody enough to let them know all that shit about you. I like what like what right. I mean. Everybody really dark secrets. But I'm definitely going to let you know who I am and how I feel about certain situations and you know they just met a google if they Jason Okay I I think you cuter efforts when each other as well right because like when you get to know people better. You might not wear pajamas that match to so you know what. I'm saying like somebody on them so I mean. I wear pajamas all the time. But I'll wear nicer pajamas for real. Yeah like like a real mess. You take top in some vans. And don't match sweats. You know what I'm saying in the beginning I gotTA sleep naked. Hello I got no respect for him when I open the door open door like I'm care more about what I look like but what automation that that you would withhold until you got wouldn't tell like on my business like my family and shit like that like certain things that you don't share with people because if you don't know you're going to be with them Random people that you just started talking to having all that information about you. I don't care you know maybe back in the day like before appre instagram camera. You could do that but now because as lab. Yeah did she tell you what I. Yeah new you webpage our project you could get away with who you really are but now because I always be like a Nigga would be. Why did she do she do this to you to like people just so cat is almost like they have no choice but to know who you really before they even meet you because of social media they can find Adele everything everything? Yeah facebook. I don't know there's just certain things that I feel like I keep to myself but I am more or of a private person. Probably than like they have is person. It takes me two minutes really open up like I have a lot of friends that I'm cool with but then there's not a a lot of people that I feel like I share a long wing. Yeah in general or some stuff because sometimes people use that against you but it's different because we're talking about people who have this popularity versus like the average person who just has maybe a regular career where it's not as publicized on the Internet. So it's like the average person might be able to withhold some personal things about themselves whereas like like she said on facebook or wherever you Google Google us. You'RE GONNA find you're going to go make a dig up stuff about people who've been on social media with their you know for entertainment purposes is is they have the a lot of their business on the Internet. I mean even gossip sites you know. Sometimes I ain't even true. Yeah Yeah I know vantage point audio perception it all be alive but you still gotta live with it So honestly when you do meet someone and you WanNa be like. Let's say what you rate on it Khanate. Would it really. Is You know me for yourself fix. So what do you think about living with somebody right before marriage. You're you are a good idea. I'm just curious. I don't think I could do a bad idea again. I feel like you really get to know a person more when you live with them. Y- here but I don't think we should live together all the time like you now realize you do need their space because then other than that. You'll go crazy a two family house. Yeah ed yet that will drive you crazy being around at one person all the time like I can't even be around anyone on you too busy but I know there are some people who find a way to tag the way you'd be like hey you ain't got no in your stabilize. I they'd be like they'd be all book the next thing you know. They got nobody bookings. Is Your Book. What town we gotta be this relationship with somebody and they also are your manager? Do you give them a percentage. How must do they get? A percentage is marriage and it just be like it's all the same putt anyway okay. Manage Merge J. Blige beat the. Fuck Up. Jeff you've got to get some hands. I don't know how she's probably struggling. Doug Leanne right now. Though and that's I do feel that Mary always go out and make more money. You know what I'm saying like you always are going to be able to go out and make your money and it pushes them to show. There's a lot of people. There's a lot of people who don't know how to level up after day. You know go orlenko people. I know personally like damn going now saying an and they let that get the best of them she also mind to tell me was like Nah you could still sing but you better go drinks watermarking business get a we got a wave. `Age Seventeen uh-huh book and recently showed just now J. Electronica face timing and I was like Oh say he was saying they had everybody. Nobody for me and that's the low Mo- is here. Say Hi. He just started singing. Because I'm like didn't a Lotta people. I was made in America in Philly and I I saw a town he was like. Oh so I was like oh shoot everybody like thing I'm GonNa look like Anita Baker uh-huh Joel how like me. Kids is is big on that side so you feel like okay both Yaw. You've been single for awhile now. You mentioned your minds. Do you feel like you WanNa just enjoy being single for awhile yet and I was the time here. You know I'll take yes two hundred alex. How long how long does the top of your question about that? Because I always say that the difference between being single and available feel like y'all available double or single available for what mentally and emotionally for another relationship or you to be dying out here. Yeah yeah for dating because like single you okay you could be single right. You're you're like oh I'm single. I'm on every day. Every emotionally unavailable the village. And then you get to the dinner table and it's like just nothing. You could go on twenty dates if nothing is clicking. Because it's like maybe I'm in the meantime of of a bow relationship when I'm in the moment where I've like I'm single. I'm not with this guy anymore. I still don't feel like I'm I'm not just because I'm not with him. I don't want anybody else either. Saw Your available to not in this league is getting pushback. Purge Detox of that and I'm very ready to move forward we just don't want nobody in my face right now. Not because soon it has listening everybody starts sly and are we know what it is because at the end of the day like I'm not twenty four one or more or less. Just take that like the reason why I think I'm glad for my glow is because ever since I've been little Marley had like a year and a half where I got to be single. Go out here but I never got to know Ho- face. I started being a little more when I was before. I got to like right when I was getting out of high school. So I didn't even know Ho- phase no colleges. There's no turn up so now I get to live. That went on embarrassment. Met that way but what they I know is that with the Internet being as risky as heavy as it is. I know I won't put things out there like trust me I'm Lee but I'm not it out there and I'm I'm not available. 'cause I make it my business now I know. Don't put everything out there because the person that are wit. Don't let them keep. There's a difference between a private a hidden and you know people don't want nobody in my business. I keep my private life private alert away as soon as I posted everybody. Maybe like everybody always wants what I have Michio like with my ex. y'All like I was just like. Oh what does they bad bitch wondering so badly he was beating her. The fuck up black. That goes all over place gopher her that's what you get what you would never say goodbye. But she was taunted. Okay so you have to be careful not one but no woman should go after Murray may or may s in the relationship. And that's what you want. You have to be ready for what you don't know what's going on behind closed doors because because I compose a pitch up and be smelling and be liddy and nobody know what's going on. Then they see you know a bishen around their whole wing to. SEC's you ain't listen. You was up here Charles. Capi happy to be me so bad bitch her but I think some to a lot of times men make a woman feel like make the other women feel entitled or able to do certain ask if you put it out there she highland you like now. You know Mary knows do guys ever do that no they say no no they are. Some room was out here that that would be like but then someday be hyped up because they never had that many women after them or like big they get ready to hello It is what it is. You GotTa get a guy. That's like Ben through is over. It like got through his own whole Faye Faye say whole life what might not go. We're they finally get through when we land. I don't work no more. You know we gotta get away. They'll never I thought even know what that is happening. I don't know what it is. They get home. If they don't get their prostate check. Then it stops working as they want to get dialysis the main already buy a house in already ready to change your friends with benefits can really work or do you think one of you will eventually catch feelings. I don't like friends with benefits. What what is a free cool the fuck sometimes but you got to just cool so bro? Buddhist big Bro. That's my homey Homey Homey homey the like. I feel like it depends like if if you meet somebody and you really liked them and unfortunately unfortunately ends up going to where as just friends. That's not gonNA work 'cause you're gonNA catch feelings but if somebody that you know you know he's a little body by his live every now and then you get together who work on the reason why Zaza friends have been the exact right so either. y'All both that and don't want to commit so you're right here or somebody cheated. No one reason why your friends have been hello either. Somebody's cheating and you can't beat together or your both out here home. y'All don't WanNa maybe I don't live in the same place every now and then the fertile ago pregnant negates yours in your pay right. But that's like your Lover Your Long Distance Lover Are Your Bay. Whatever but author you so? I'm not along Lake with where I've messed with guys in the more. Nobody ever wanted to be with right to that Mary forever. They get married. There's a certain guys that you you have the floor and then there's certain guys who just don't have the heart for someone. Why would you guys say yeah? He's a good job John. WH WH- dated the guy who ended up. He happened to but then he got fired from his job. And then you know I was already just making making ends meet ran. He was depressed about it. He was always like oh no and is i. I can't be with him but so you broke up with him. Gave Him district around girlfriend so it was kind of early on that other happened. Like you can ride with somebody like if you've been with them for a while then it happens but it's like we just started dating uh and this happened and now you depressed now. I'm like barely know you like that. He got to go back to the streets. Yeah I do a friend day though. There's only a one time her killer but we still cool but I just was like I can't and sometimes oh you gotta be selfish. You can't always be like you know what I gotta do the morally right. They sometimes delay. This is just not where I'm at right now out what you are you at data like we go ahead to make sure that is not okay. Do Crazy says I feel like as women we feel like we take on a lot of charity cases. We do when it comes to relationships. Shots are yeah we do. Women have big hearts and we see potential in guys is when they don't even see potential lend themselves or they're going to take a serious we'd just be like all he cute a little bit around right and then next thing you know you just like day. I got two kids but nobody nobody is GonNa want him because it and then you are willing to take the little bit that he got up pussy and now just emails and everything Yes yes she. Let's go back to this thing. Mo- Oh God thing for us you enjoy Um no I think I think I enjoy sex. Okay I'm a Scorpio so it's real But I've never had a one night stand once we go to this. Oh I'm never had a friend would have benefit the last minute. Yeah Yeah it's almost like you're benefiting. Because hi they didn't trust me because he would call managers like hey tell mommy to call them. Are you aggressive like are you the person. That's the initiator normally insects. Yeah because I have done Napoleon complex so it may be short life jump on. It's almost like it was crazy because I'm shy. I'm super shy but it's just like once I'm Lee is like this whole war can't even now you on top kind of girl like you like to ride it everywhere. It's whatever shits please. Those lot of my he said I can't do like all Mojo payment that I'm GonNa go hump this person then I'm GonNa go hump this person because shoes yes. I'm monogamous because once I start having sex in this one person I'm not going to go back with something about like. I just feel like sexism so connection once I connect with your so that we could even if I like once. Sounds like you know Ma. We like it was. I'm never going to have sex with you again. There are some people who our fuck with that Nigga dog but still get some like knock wants. I won't say they. Yeah I kind of an adult us. salary yeah I'm not I'm just with the sheets so the first time you have sex with somebody that you really like do you do all I do feel like okay. I just flow there but I mean it's just like you know people will be like they can take like I mean you can't know what is league like in my younger years. I WANNA give it all. I used to want this first time to be his best here. What is pussy the nastiest everything everything he's sweating like? Wow Pussy now. The first time online I'm going with the got US shoe acting. Show him did he. Go say here is is pussy out there. But it's so much out there now like on the Internet like people really be showing they hold put in your in your life like. That's what social media is like prostitution. They soft porn head media. When you older you want your sexual everything about sex changes life life when you're younger like she said you just wanted to show everything he wants to prove yourself but then once you have couple of sex partners you get a little you know? What the fuck is he showing my what? Yeah I'm not crazy about that day. I didn't even realize the importance of like us. I wasn't becoming desk when I I was having sex. I didn't have I gary hyping it by chance. Get one good the pitch kill everybody I am. You get to put the and it's not done right and incoming somebody do right. You'd be right Ed. Hello where are you going to call me the ten minutes to get lost in your case And that is like when you're trying to find. The Guy was the biggest excused that he makes a. Why heating call are you back? He was he was. He was locked up for two days in jail in his car. He's just brought it back to not going to be Anita everybody social media would come back in the days. I was in the studio right today. I'm calling the land just came from the studio. You wasn't there gear. I called every studio in Atlanta everything. The studios does the quick March outside of Atlanta and rented out to the road ago when they used to go before social. You can't go Mr for today's now. No yeah not now. 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA everybody else like you can't do that because like yeah 'cause we'll be. Oh so you were in jail but was pixel camera cow. Oh yeah they always say that. 'cause they 'cause I share pages and and put in what they do. They share share pages. They have all of their like whoever their man is like their favorite Britt. They both have the Graham Well I don't believe that nobody's ever nobody. Has My password asked me to my instagram at. DM In the same. Like and these girls is with the Shit's yeah they'd be lame girl they'd be talking to the same girl for Lori. T it's wild I'm are y'all sixteen I right now. We do have some ask questions that people sent in. So let's see how you are going to answer so this. This guy needs advice that I've been dating my girlfriend for six years now and it's getting to be that time to ask her to marry me and she knows it's coming but I was wondering what do you think would be a better way of proposing hosing to her. I was thinking either something romantic and low key or something extravagant or maybe a surprise party. How would you want to be proposed to house? She asked to be proposal. Like girls girls will tell you their fantasy and if not you should know if you've heard for six years you you should know what would move Komo. You should know what she would think is the most powerful. Yeah like. You should know if she's in type of girl who want Iran gesture or it'd be intimate in like a private or a private moment when I was going to be proposed to I wanna I wanNA grand gesture is I slay cots and wash my face and making myself look like I look perfect in the morning even and then just come out and be there in the morning like we marry me just the two you want us to in the morning that somehow being filmed by being on that would be terrible if he had to ring it when he and the phone own filming and other and then I'm like no dried. Okay central Sweden allergic basic to animals. Right though I want that Yeah well that was like my little thing that I wanted a horse and go drive through Central Park and and finally I got it last year for my birthday somebody proposed. No Oh just right but they heck yeah. That's the one hundred thirty queen doing this. No more around carnival. Because there's like this law I don't know you know when you go on it. They tell you all the movies and this and that but there's like this long like path away with the trees and the interest looks overall man's against them. I would love to bat plan. So if you're listening anybody anybody anybody when sandy hit me on Graham Buddy. Yeah what about your proposals. You had the other marriages those cal deleted them then. Kuchis Gee say everything is going as you gotta you gotTa get rid of all Jiang Ache. No communication mutation so like with me I would be just like obviously missile ranch. I would like to be arguing arguments. I like. You'll get things at this time around. Don't like that because I don't want you to be representative when we like all baby. I just can't wait to myr. US Nice give you the world and they don't give you shit but I wanted to be like Yo won't shut the fuck up in Miami and be like Oh. I'm not Rica. Rica proposed me on. INSTAGRAM is sold. So you're not going place in big below pop and there'd be all these rings that fallout and war like closures and raise your hands. The kids come out though. I can't even longer. I think it would be like from the heart. Not just like feel obligated Because you know what I'm saying I don't WanNa obligations or like I really wish I could have reboot my life because all you can you doing it right now. Yeah yeah well yeah. That's why all that other stuff don't cannot. They're like no matter where a lot. The things that happen in our lives that are unfortunate and as you still hear you you know what I'm saying and that's all lessons learned like lifelong those life lessons. I learned Yeah and is just make you a stronger person and make you more aware of who you are what you want what you don't want 'cause I always felt like knowing what you don't don't want is just as important as knowing what you do. That's one of the things. I didn't know what I didn't want. It was just always like all right. That's what's up because I was always so busy. I never really had time to concentrate all myself so now I see she also says the relationship person so sometimes people they just say because Mary forever so it was just like. That's what I looked up to. I never saw the things that I I don't understand how accepted I never saw. I never saw. I never heard bears curse. Never saw him drink never seen him. Smoke never never sort of fight. I never saw that even when what. I'm now that we think back to like one time. My Mom was put my dad out but she did it at night while we were asleep. She packed his bags. Excellent put by the door and he was like Nah. I'm not hanging. I know more. He cut it off that day and he said when he saw the way he hurt her. He said he would never do that again because his dad walked at an airline. So we're just like okay. Well good that's gone. What's happened to me? Chad right is that yeah. I never saw that so my parents should celebrate it like four four hundred years of marriage. They don't make them like that. No more on the door your mother and I'm like Okay Day. I think you can't because you just not make me jealous. I I it is what it is. It's just like to like this. Still goals to me. Those mayors and wedding songs dammit. He does she wants all good because at least I know that try and I say I always buy now. IBM my third marriage Chow Marble. No I haven't but she doesn't want to get married until for real on on that pressed about it like a priority to me but in my head when I was younger I was always like okay by the time this age. I'll be married. We we all. That's two years ago. It was like my life goals. I'm going to be married in one day tomorrow Eh. I don't WanNa get married. It's not how it used to be over his crack. They'll tell you but rather find somebody that's that's GonNa be my best friend and really be in love with them and not have to put a time limit on. We're GONNA get married and all that other Crap Rush Shinzo getting married to social media pressure on it because it's like it seems like everybody's having a baby everybody's getting married everybody getting reveal. I just had a baby and libby divorce so I don't mind how many times I get married. Remorse is tough Mando. Nobody who's not just saying like. I don't think I would be devastated if if if we didn't work. Yeah if it didn't work it'd be you like for me so hard because you can't get divorced in front of God the first person you marry the person getting married forever. I don't really believe in it like I mean you actually get married with the intention of taking this. Is it not only that attention. No I don't but honestly I've seen too many people stay past this expiration spur rations If that wasn't the right decision for them and it's just like you're wasting more of your life so rather you just get divorced and Try Again I mean I know the guy thing but I don't I'm not the most I'm not invested in that spiritual way is more of like they vows definitely is Dante because it's supposed to be rich or poor sickness and health live. Death money broke. That's a lie. It's there's a lot of ridiculous bales of those things go wrong and bliss Russia's and you you gotta once you make those vows to God and in some I break that you just like stay with you. You lied to me. God gets you just have to the you have to pick up the pieces and then you have children evolve and you have to think about. It was just like you know what you did to me. Honestly I believe in divorce because the first one. I'm never going to get divorced. I'm GonNa work now but then I realized I'm working some like this Nigga have no plans to your route. Goes eight just want Mary you because they don't want nobody to fish right. Can you fill me so it was just like yeah off day. I'm so leveled up. I'm decided I'm Moslem Mary. God next yes you levy having sex filmed Of course everyone is right by my face. Hello Okay okay. All in Braille phone that I get heck and then you've got games on your muscles. It just like you talked about your own. Kids always playing. Oh gained muscle. You don't be scared somebody going on a kids. Either you do have a kid Chino Kid. I know you said that she'd like in this phone. Yes would you be devastated or would you be like okay. No Jinlong Company. That's what she probably looked great on camera Hours be like I'll be thinking I love to watch this. Look like a woolworth. Yeah 'cause I know maybe right so no. I want my wig to be over the over there all right. Well Oh my we do appreciate you. Listen we love you so much. We really appreciate you for coming through. You said I've seen you when I was at the breakfast club. And as a comeback let service and you kept your word as soon as I had used up when you need me I'm there he says you allow more So I'm looking forward to that looking here because we neighbors and stuff you in. DC IN ATLANTA YUP. So Laurie Al.. You'll see her out there to buy. We're happy to see you. Every time I see you on social media double tap that picture because you will you amazing as I told you so. I'm happy to see you in a better space. I'm happy to see you happier. Thank a-qaeda music on tour everything but you always been doing that and you always been working and I will say that any like you dropped off and wasn't doing nothing you always been out here and we're just having to work through Like all of that all in like drugs depression like you realize I was just like I was going through some hell l. but I was going out there killing on stage and then going to take off my makeup and I'd be like I don't even want be me and I realized that just like I said with the mergers and everything. I didn't realize what I want. It now realize what I want now stoppable so just delete everything who twenty years me she lit and we we leveled doubled up and it's just like a real mainly that me cause us to see me of elite and I know you probably let them know what raise capital everything was just like you know like just for people that saw me out handy streets to see me like level I just for the genuine when people in the real people that I'm around that's why when you call I'll pull up because you are real hit. Some people have like NAM cool. 'cause you just you just want because you see the numbers now all of a sudden it's just like I'm glad for the globe. I'm glad that honestly this time last year like I would say did Lsu. Yeah before two on I was hired. She has a draft says like before. Before I step out the House I will have to mentally here and I was just like. I'm glad I don't have to do that. No more and I'm glad that it got to a point where my life was on the line and it was the you'd run for your life or aw you know what I'm saying. Your kids grow up in other authors out here in streets and so I ran for my life and everybody. Why you so hyped up about your manage? I'm like Yo. He say he saved my fucking life so any way I can have the opportunity to spread positivity love sex and I still believe in love after all I do believe in it like is is going to find me one day. 'cause I know how to finding I just trying to find it in people and they don't know is there and within them but you know how to find it in myself. My real name is Cynthia loving. So how the fuck I'm going out here. Reading loved everybody else with them. I saw founded with myself. I took time off and now is lady and I'm singing all these bitches under the table and you got some great content for your music hot movie was powder pussy and everyone's like Oh you know trust me yes. We the woman's empowerment and it's like I got the elouise which I mentioned because that's about women's empowerment and I have my savage saboteur. Because it's like people I see people here I say selling Pussy and I don't mean to like hey in Uber I mean you have to realize allies. That's our power as low as you have a pussy. You should always have a place to live. You should always you know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying but not only that you should always have a coin and not selling. It's just I sometimes you got the vagina. Monologues is where you gotta realize that power and it's just like just because I'm a woman doesn't mean that I'm less powerful because without us unique is got no DMZ sliding came out of one. I have five. See such as uh-huh still tight like DMC carried it. I gotTA catch one of the set of the on. The tour will let me know which one I want to come to all Linda. No so now I'm here. He is on your pull up Atlanta one in New York. I think they had like two is fairly yes philly ahead New York or whole but it's just like trying to work all that stuff out but I know Atlanta three twenty thirty s four shows. The twenty-first I do twenty-third whatever it is coming to town. And you're lying fire set in which Frankie so in your mouth thank you so much.

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Relationship Report Card: Dave and Susan

The Dave Ryan Show

09:25 min | 9 months ago

Relationship Report Card: Dave and Susan

"The. And sale is happening. Now at mattress warehouse, save up to one thousand dollars plus get zero percent interest financing for sixty months. Unsure of which mattress is right for you people are but mattress warehouse is home to bed match. The diagnostic system that recommends the best mattresses for your individual support needs it for yourself. Today in the mattress warehouse one year price guarantee means you know you're getting the best price why shop anywhere else visit sleep happens dot com for a location near you. It's. Endow. We're GONNA do a little relationship report card with Susan my wife on the phone right now I'm going to grade you on how you did in certain categories. this weekend. Can Adjust Talia, normally do the highlight of the weekend. What do you think the highlight of my weekend was the best part of my weekend, Susan. Oh. No question. You were able to install a ring about. It actually works. The ladder stayed in the house and didn't go through the window. and. It's still working. Twenty four hours later. Is that when I opened it up on Saturday. Night I, opened it up but I really thought I was going to get a new iphone about the same way or to means size of box whatever I open it up and it's a ring doorbell total surprise. Holy surprise. and. The first thing I thought was great. Oh, blank because I'm going to have to installer it's not going to go well. The. Can I tell you the ring people they got it they must have done. They must have had the dumbest people in the country helping their focus group because the instructions in the Ring Doorbell Booklet and they say open box. Okay. Got that done. Attack unscrew old doorbell. Oh I can turn the page removal door it was. My God it was so simple and I got it to work. But then about twenty minutes later started going the doorbell chime inside the House that hangs on the wall started going into. Being. Warm. And got there. I knew I knew it something would go wrong Susan's like we'll look it up the used to find out what this I'm like. They're not going to have something like that ethic is like it is. So basically, you just complain and rant and Rave, and instead of trying to figure it out I. Have a history Steve Nothing tech quite working right like ninety five percent but not quite. The pain in your stomach is a magnet. That affects technology must be anyway gotta well, you you. You don't have you don't have patience to investigate either lake. It wasn't in Faq's I. Just googled it, and there's about four thousand people that have the same thing happen just reading what they did and it worked. So she said you know make sure the wires are crotch short down there will. Probably Fallon? Every time I wanted to play with it. I had to go down turn the switch box off because I didn't want to get electrocuted Picasso I get a bunch of steps in. Good finally got it to work and it works again this morning because Josie went outside in my motion detectors sent me an alert Oh there's motion by your front door and. That's it. I'M GONNA. Nail. Josie, the front door watch out. Susan he's watching all the time. Now there's nothing like a guy who's bored with a ring. Doorbell. Making. Sure the garbage man comes on. You see that butterfly look. Stopping, I can't wait until somebody comes in rings the doorbell. Court got it interact with them. On Your Phone, Oh yeah. Will you come over later doorbell sure where You have to play the audio clip from home alone them. The. Whole like interaction has. Delivery. I'll try. Okay. So we're going to give you a little relationship report card. FOUND GONNA. Bring up some categories grade you on each one. Okay. Let's kick it off with the gift. It seems really liked the gift. Would you give Susan's great? Are Great Susan on her gift was a total surprise something I needed something I enjoyed something that is not you don't look at it. Go thanks never gonNA use it or thanks I don't want it. It was a surprise. Love the ring doorbell you kind of mentioned this that you were. Specific on what you wanted for your dinner. How would you rate the dinner for your birthday birthday dinner? We couldn't go out to Benny Honner, which is our normal choice because alison and her husband just had a new baby named Eva and they don't WanNa take a chance take it at a restaurant that we said we're staying home will you WANNA get carry out Benny Hana's no by the time he gets home it's not warm and it's not fun. Eating soup out of a plastic tub. So we did a hotdog bar and the hotdog bar was full of all my favorite things chilly sauerkraut onions, cheese that type of thing it was delightful. I would only downgraded a little bit because the hotdogs were low fat hot dog when I get it I give it a solid a hey, not bad. All right, Dave time spent together for your birthday. This is where we have a problem. No, this is you. Need. You need to sues needs to come and visit me during office hours because she Saturday morning got up we had coffee then she goes down to restore. She's gone at her store from about nine o'clock in the morning till about five in the afternoon, it was a lonely gray cloudy day car slept until two forty. So a lot of my birthday day was spent crying in bitter loneliness fallon and bitter loneliness I give it a song what Defense I offered you to come down hang out do what you love play Ukulele. Never take me up on it. Customers would wanna hear me. Thank you I. She did offer that would just kind of like saying, Hey, would you like to go rake leaves all day? No I spent the day in bitter loneliness until you got things in your about to celebrate your one year anniversary of your store though right? Yeah. He's not even willing to play the UKULELE. Then don't really don't think people want me to. I mean people would like to. See to see minus on together see mine is on together. How about the love Mark Levin. Yeah. Well, the you have to turn in an assignment to get a great on. No assignment was turned in this weekend so that one would be incomplete and be. Okay Social media like a lot of people like on social media. happy birthday to their loved wines and my person to. Talk to. Get my son chasing and a on social media. Sites as part of the picture he and I and garden of the Gods. Park in Colorado Springs. Before we did the breast cancer five, I saw your son in law dead, your FA- your daughter, Alison Dallas and posted something like best ad ever. Carson doesn't really do social media. Have you ever thought. Social. Media. Member but I probably. Better fact I, did post something. But, I was posting at somebody else because I don't have a facebook account anymore because I was fat. Burner account who you posting as don't even talk about it because she'll probably get hacked again I don't know but somebody hacked her and then stole credit card information and they shut her face down his awful anyway. No social media posts. No like you know you got to do something cliche like this is my husband. He's my best friend. I'd marry him all over again be asked Blah Blah. Get. Your card. She did give me a car. Good. What does social media grade right now I'm sorry. We don't get ahead of foul I'm sorry. Have you ever gave her on social media an incomplete also wow. Hey, and finally, just something simple. Did you feel special on your birthday? Yeah give it to be except for the bitter loneliness on Saturday when I'm alone on a dark. Dark Dark Day bitter loneliness had control over the weather that day. She could come home and comforted me but that wasn't an option apparent before Susan went live on the radio her ending quote before he said, hold on, we're going on the radio was this is why women murder their husbands. Can I tell you something true she's right. She's the only person I know that watches forty eight hours mystery with a clipboard. That take note wait a second. Yeah. Hey. I? Guess I'll see you later you're not at your store. Only come on. What time? Someone's gotTa make money on that household. Okay talk later. Backing Bob I. Just feel that love you feel at him I was wondering if. There's only becoming a couple on the show I'm like, get me out of here. Couple that's like they get really really all they retire and you find out about one of them puts the other one out of their misery or that's what you thought that they were doing Has Been slipping spoonfuls of something with a dead rat on the bottle there's a dead rat on the bottom and she's been. 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Podcast #210 - What's That Sound

Jenna & Julien Podcast

58:16 min | 3 years ago

Podcast #210 - What's That Sound

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And then you slowly put packages into the fridge. They make meal plans specifically for your animal you fill out a little questionnaire about your pet. How big they are what they like. And then farmers dog just takes care of everything and your dog will be so happy. Our dogs have loved the farmer's dog. They let we call feeding time Benny on now because. Love. They love farmers right now. Guys, start feeding your dog better. Get fifty percent off your first two week trial of fresh healthy food at the farmer's dog dot com. THE FARMER DOJ dot com slash gingerly. And check it out you or your dog will not be disappointed. First of all I want to say I love this one's e for mandates. Because it's like one of the only ones that's made out of thin Babic that I have. So I don't get too hot wearing it. Love it. Amazing ten outta ten and we call the dogs when we feed them farmer saga. We call it going to Benny HANA because they like squeeze it out of the package, and it's like, you know, actress packages, it's really convenient. And then on the especially marbles like you have to like break it up for him or else he won't eat it. And he has to eat off the floor. He won't eat anything. He anything of its on anything or anywhere measly flat on the ground. Not even on a flat. He won't eat that. So he take two forks go you wanna go to bed. Honda. Lease the food out for for them and Kerman Peter eating out of bulls lake dogs on the ground. And Juliette takes two plastic forks goes I. Benny hana's. It up is really cute. Pretty cute. Baiting hannah. Dinner in show brea, these are ridiculously comes. They feel like the underwear soft. Are you ready ready for what this game are you ready Schwyz adjusted it, but usually on the one that's like making all the games are sub? So than we have Julian play. I was like why don't you do one? I wanna play. I do some of play you play some sports trivia for me. Okay. Just because I'm better at celebrity trivia, more entertaining to watch those make make me gnaws good. All right. So Jenna had this idea usually make games for you to play. I wanna play a game Jenner had this idea sounded weird to me. But I guess it makes sense. You just play. What's that sound found? So I I compared a whole list of sounds and sound effects. And jenner's gotta guess what they are. And you can play along to if you're quick and fun. Okay, doubt me's are on my God. What nothing stone yell at me that it's fun. Oh. Right. We're starting off with comfortable. And what are you wearing? One. What is that sound you guys? What do you play? What's that sound Benny honner wake up? It's the smell. The sounds with your ears. Kate. Take that sound. That's the podcasts. Correct. You got one right? Did you miss the point of this game? I was thinking like animals in like summer too. Oh, I'm gonna move my mic. Go. A moose or a dingo. Incorrect. Oh shit. Oh. Is it a boy or girl animal? I don't know their gender. Can you give me a hint because I already get? Okay. It sounds like it should be some type of canine and or bear. Bear. That's a good description of how they look mix between canine and a bear. Okay. Is that how you know relieve these are high enough sounds, but they're not that's not like their pack sound. That's not like there. It's not like. Whatever it's this is just like barking. Yeah. It's just like an arm operating sound, by the way. Either way. Who is looking through like I had to search. I was just searching something something sound effect. You know, I would just kind of read something and then right sound effect. And I found this edit that someone made of the scene in Spiderman when Toby Maguire's feeling himself and walking down the street, but there's no music, and it's just like normal audio, and it's the funniest thing. Is it like the sound of his shoes? Snapping, and then you hear people's reaction. He's like this. Oh, love that. It's so fun open. It's so funny. Okay. To for to sort of how you know. Sound effect, number whatever three. Sorry. Giving me. It sounded it sounded like someone pouring a bowl of cereal, but like more specifically like it sounds a little heavier than like rice puffs, but like some dealing grace to run aired again. Okay. Might help to hear it again. Listen for the weight in the texture, my guessing specific, no. Okay. They they're definitely heavier than cereal. So. It's an Epsom salt bath. Epsom salt is heavier than a grain of salt is heavier than cereal. Okay. Okay. Crystals. What would you poor that's heavier than cereal import rice? But what what similar in a rice? It sounds like rice coffee beans over three. Okay. You know, what what I do? It was just refilling coffee beans. It was a random one through a couple of random ones in here. There's a couple in this one's a couple of derby ones. And there's a couple of really really absolutely painfully boring ones. Buckle up. Okay. It sounds like. Somebody standing something. I mean, you're not wrong. This one's intense for what it is. It sounds like okay. It's either somebody using pumice stone on they nasty ass, but like nasty dry fucking heels where someone using a very like low grade sandpaper to stand something with. Both good guesses. Honestly, I don't know how this is not that. Scratching head. I know. I know that makes it you. Gotta let me give me some more clue. Vice thanks, okay. Okay. All right, go get that bread. Definitely somebody scratching something. But that is to just love scratching into their their scalp with their fingers thing. They're sharp, nasty fingernail. Anyway, next one. This is a low quality sound effect. So disregard the part of it. Hey, karma. Didn't like. That was it. Jack thing about how it stops. Is it some type of appliance? Yeah. And that's that's literally the length of how long it would go processor. No good. Good. Guess. That's really a good. Yes. Thank something very less pedestrian that not the average person would have in their home, less pedestrian. But if you really loved to get that bread. You might have this bread maker, no. No. The money. Bread maker other kind of bread. I know I'm stupid. Nice. Okay. Good. Those good moving on Galway. Love. This is such an Aries speed. The play this game at. Take your time on this. That sounds like a moose or something. One sec. What are you doing? I need to hear it. Okay. You got I just had to Google of moose elk with the same thing. Congrats. This alexander. Yeah. They wild ever. Why never heard or even seen one of the their Hello? One person. Have you ever seen them fight with those fucking horns Antlers, rather? We'll like reindeer out. Do these guys are gnarly. I wanna see I wanna see one of these guys go at it be crazy. Not like like. Like ram a ram flight is like super intense, but they like they'll smack there. But it's not as these guys are thick. These are thick boys. These are not like deer. Really, they're bad boys. That's why they hot, you know, hot the hot. What does that mean? They just hot. He's like angry wire all the dogs trying to get on our laptop that noise is going away. Literally go away. Hermit don't yell at him. He's got nothing to do with those. He's got a lot to do. Are you ready? Okay. This is first off the top some type of mammal that sounds like a mammal noise play it again, actually, how about you know, I was going to show them. That's a. Cute. All all, it's a kitten kitten. Yeah. Yeah. From kitten till like, nasty cat. And farrell. These are. Cats, which is a good transition to what we're going to do next which is just a couple of animals doing little section of animal. Sounds like it's a compilation of I have a list of them. It's like a soundboard and I'm going to click on radical. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm good at animals. I'm starting please. I'll wait. Okay. So that's all I get quick is this low quality because that sounds like either it could be a shitty audio recording of dog panting or played again. Or like a bear scratching at a bare safe. No, it's an ape not the best. What I didn't record. These games are getting the quality of the sound number two. Okay. That is a pack of race cars. Or play it again. Is it like sea lions are seals Orissa's? No, it's not. It's a core of something on a pack race car. Okay. Waas it's not a Pakuris cards. What is on all Pac race cards? It's an pack. These early to short. I know this is okay. Take google. Number three. That's a beer yellow Jiang triggered by that. Yet. I like bees though, how is this going to be a sound? I haven't tested this. That's unfair. I've disqualify myself. Even butterfly I was gonna say that's drawing a very elaborate picture in their flies or dead silent. Someone scrambling in their diary, literally butterflies don't make a sound that we can hear. It's just. See this. Oh, that's kinda lit like. That's kinda gotta be. Okay, go go. That sounds like the beginning of when in that vine guy puts the duck, and they're probably goes. Pretty simple Docker. I go or a bird. It's avian. Okay. Oh, I thought you were asking me what it was. Okay. Next. Cow. Good. Let's see what other animal ones are worth clicking on. Here we go. That's left. Blade. Okay. I feel like that could be like a frog or it could be a mammal. Okay. We've seen these person otter. Yeah. Q good job. Definitely the sound of like a mammal that likes to live in the water or an fibia animal that makes animal Moines's turnoff. Already have that like throaty? Yeah. Next one. Hold on. Sorry. Hey that is like a lion Jaguar tiger cheetah a wolf. You get there. It's like a dog, but in the wild. All right. You know what I'm sorry. I I actually I spaced I'm sorry for spoiling though. And here's another one similar, okay? Okay. Guy from. I used to just play vine sounds, and I'll tell you what they are. That's the guy those interviewed on the news when he's talking about. Dogs barking his wife is just like she's standing there. But then somebody put his face in the twenty th Century, Fox, or whatever the lion. God. That's funny. Good job. Good job. All right, next one. We're moving away from animals. Damn. Spongebob. Yes. It's a SpongeBob certain sound. But you got it. It's what mood what mood is happening. When that sound hanging out in bikini bottom, go pander to me. Spongebob fan. Yeah. I don't know. I don't really watch splendor. God if you were to be watching this show, right? And something happens, and then this sound place. That's what's happening. What do you think? Okay. Disappointed. Some. It's okay. Can't win them. All you got. You got you got. Freddie, number number two total in the whole game. That's my foot. That's when you die in the I don't know some video game. You're Mario your Onder. Nope. Donkey kong. No. Sonic, not sonic. Give me a hint played again. Just let me just long not pong. Matterhorn? Python? Forgive you hint. Sure. Europeans. Oh, it's the Oregon trail or die in Oregon trail. Here lies your pain is pain. We like when we started the twitch stream years ago we played a game or or in trail where we had one of the characters European. European has died here. Lies. I was like that was when we peaked onto it. Fucking boring. Yeah. Yeah. It was bad. Okay. Ready? Just want to say, I'm really interested in this. Oh, no. Is that it more? The beginning. Sounds like did it did it could be unsolved mysteries. But I know that it's not. So is this from like a TV show is from a video. It's a video. Yes. I'm not even sure if you played it it definitely didn't. Well, it's not a video game video game system. Ooh, dream casts. Is this? What happens when you press the power button? And in terms on the boot sound, it's not Segi drink. Never had one of. Is this which or something new that? I don't have. No, it's very very old. A super Nintendo never had one of those. It's it's still around in some version. But this is the first it's not a GameBoy. That's not what you would know game. Boy, I think actually gained wasn't here somewhere came was is that a console. Well, since we're there is it a game. Console. Yeah. I don't know it never made it. It's the PlayStation screen. Like the first PlayStation. That's what happened when you turn on the PlayStation. Which playstation. I believe. There was also another screen. I haven't found yet that I'm thinking of and I couldn't find it. But that's that's the main boot sound for places. You ready? Right. This one real. Oh my God. We'll play we Ford. Oh that's game cube. I don't know why you did that I was playing one thing. And then it's heard playing another. But yes that we and then game it's the mainstream. Played the next one. Fine. Slaps the other ones. Good vine the GameCube at it's the GameCube edits. It's pretty great. All right. You might have already guessed this one. No idea you guessed it when I play the PS one. Is that like the switch? Is it a second dream cat? Good Dreamcast never had one played win exist ever played the Dreamcast. Okay, ready? Yes. Oh that was so that's short, and it's very similar to the game GameBoy, but it's not the game. It's animal crossing. It's. This is actually kind of a dumb one that I chose. But think of who makes GameBoy. Gameboy? What company makes intend okay? What else do they? Hint. The word Nintendo is in the name. No. It sounds like that for sure, but I don't know. Super Nintendo DS open intendo while speaking a super here's the next one. Well, wow, doing what I can't have a can of transition to something. The Olympic way for. Yes. I just wanted you to. It was and it still. Already did that. 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But it's okay. Even get one. Mike. Air conditioner. No, very close. And the microwave was also good guess, but it's an air conditioner of sorts conditions air in a certain way fan. Near purifier. Now, think more simple space heater. Yes. It's a furnace hail. Yes. Job, dude. So good at guessing sound, you're a beast next. One is a very good sound that we all love to hear growing up. A lot of air ready. I'm gonna act don't didn't. Okay. Glad. Man, I'm tired. I want a lax. Static from television like my acting. Yeah. Those really good. Thanks, so supportive. No idea. It's a little extra. But. It has something to do with transportation. Like a bus store opening act you big beast. These are hard not easy. Yeah. I'm trying challenge. You little bit here. Nice job. A bad one. Let's just pretend that one doesn't exist. Sorry. What was it was an astronaut breathing? Wow. That sounds like someone steaming trying to make category here. That later. Dr. Kermit breathing. Kind of an epic. That's karma. When he's locked out of the bathroom. We'll get there. That's when you programming Casio watch. If it goes anywhere. A bomb stereotypical bomb in a movie. All good guesses. It's so generic I thought it would kind of. Oh, it's like a heart monitor in a hospital. Life support. I have no excuse. Okay. Number two, number two. Coffeemaker fuck this is like a two minute recording a whole sequence. It's a coffee machine brewing size. Sounds good. I liked that son. Good. That makes me feel like it's morning on a cold winter day. You got a nice fresh day ahead of you. Trip out the front door. This one's a terrible on skipping it. All right here. We go. Someone using table saw. No, it does sound a lot like that though. Is that like a pressure washer? Nice job nailed it. Here a beast. All right. This is just a generic sound. This could be on a lot of different things or items. But it is one specific component to those things. Forklift hydraulic lift the hydraulic. I. That's the lion in the movie which. That. Different movie studios that you're doing twenty three cents. Yeah. That's not twenty first Century, Fox. What's it called? I know what are the circle is. Gold. AMC? American stop. The UFC hold a lot of fights in an arena named after this place. And yes, see all unity. Do is apply yourself when it comes to UFC and violence understood. I hope you can tell the theme we're going with no. Shit. What is that? Oh. It's not dream way. It's a long version do. Like. I don't know the names of all these things. Kurt's just being alive. Would it help? If I describe it looked like, and then he gets the name of it. Because it doesn't have the name sheriff. It's a lighthouse. Yeah. I don't know the names of all this kind of Castle Rock castle. But you knew it was hard. Yeah. I feel like about a watch of movie right now love is feeling that Disney. No, I don't know. You do. It's a woman holding the statue of walnut holding. Yeah. I know. But I don't know what that is about the words behind just picture. The words binder paramount close. I don't know. Bush brother, go to school Cornell thought it was the other one. See that's very good school Columbia. Sorry. I fucked. Just this. Big red. This works. Describe the scene though. It's like a person the cassa fishing line into a pool of water in the bobber bobs up and down. And then these zoom out Burma clouds some of the good. You're next. These are sounds. What I'm doing a whole eclectic mix of audio. I mean to just play plate already passed. Is that the one that plays before like marvel or DC movies or whatever? And it's just like shuffling through that, it's marvel the shuffling. That's pretty stupid. Thanks, no, not used to that. Sound stupid? Pixar? Sweet easier to get in context of like movie opens different theme. Okay. Volume up. Fart machine. His. Parts on poop. This. You want to keep going? We got like fifteen more seconds. Do you have planned for later? Cover. You've like. I got. Think very basic here. Two. How? What did you just hear? What was a man yelling? Yes. Correct. You nailed it. So good. More specific. A man yelling. There's a name for that one. They stub their toe. No, really bad. No here listening. I don't know nothing special pops up in your head about that one. No. That one's called the Wilhelm scream. It's like a very famous scream sound effect. That's been in a million movies like one single. I don't know. It's just a weird movie. Was that an elevator is ready? Now, it's flight attendant sound. Yeah. The CPA found. Yeah. Seatbelt sign. The flight attendant? Yeah. Just walk up here. See? Push the call. But yeah, I heard that. So I new planes. I'm wondering if I even play this one, this one's pretty hard. But you Mike it. It's something. Trek? This isn't this. Like someone playing rock band. It was the original. Intro for ultimate fighter. The rather. These are songs sounds. Next one is just a sound promise promises. Not us. The last time that you're. Puppy. That's not doing he's hungry. What's he doing? He's locked in a crate. Action. Copy crown? Now. Bookmark? Is that like a panther? Let go on for. Bear bear a bear affect bear crawling. But like you can here comes in. I can tell. Oh my God. Toy that made that noise. It's like the one that dick flip it over similar. Yeah. But you also. Can walk. The stairs. Slinky? Nice. Good job. I think. This sounds really unfair. But you're kind of a beast. I want to get. Actually, family how fuck. The plane buzzer. How did you get that that's family feud Knicks it because it's so unfair? But you. Guess that's family. Feud sounds like a buzzer. Have you ever seen? The buzzer. So I decided to take a crazy step outside the box for the last one and play songs now. This is really wild one. And I wanna play. The beginning of four, no. Was that someone walking in heels footsteps on the fact? I wanted to get a little crazy for the last one sound effect footsteps woman walking slowly, h h q. Sound playlists here. So I thought I would just bang there. Wanting to pick an exciting one. Kathleen again. This is not exciting. Thank you. What you can't say. I didn't pick. Good sounds. These are good mix of sounds. They wear those the fun game. I liked that game. I like the animal sounds the most animal, okay? No, not that soundboard. Those are hard. I can see what you're. That was that sound like it was. Little head. She's been waiting this whole time to get a hug. Those are those are that sound, and you guessed it fun. Sometimes I'll do some for you. I think I think that would be fun. I would probably nail all all of the wouldn't miss a single one. Just like why was sweet Caroline in their sound. Sound? I hadn't mix it up. Olympics. Comfortable, right. Just put a bunch of SpongeBob sounds now. You're having a good time. I had to mix it up. If you look back at the ride took we went through childhood sounds movie sounds. Austin sounds animal. Sounds fun. Good game. I like what's that? Listen, if you didn't like all the sounds of. That's the dislike what for free. Give them a choice. I initially. I was like this weird hunting game. But that I thought this was cool because I going through the sounds actually because I would search for one ninety. Making many categories the astronaut Darth Vader, and then the dog barking and then the guy being the dog barking. Categories. Hopefully played along good. It makes you play game called finish that vine where you play the beginning of vine for me finish I should play that. Can we restart? Let's that next week. Vine, but we both Easter ROY. I'm gonna put your little vine crown. How about this? We do it. So you you have like thirty and thirty mines, and they cannot they're going to be the. They're going to be the author. Same. We're both disqualified podcast. The same. Okay. Well, we'll try our best to get thirty separate. We can try on my gosh. So one of us just picks all the vines the has to finish all them. I'm going to finish every single vine where we could just play vine compilation posit halfway through. That's that's. All right. I'm compiling finish them. Do that are that? Stump. You gonna stomp? Nice ron. Just give me some just fire away. Adam. That happened before he says, I. Richard. Finishing? Finishing them for no one going, welcome. First of all. Hi, welcome. Welcome to. No. Welcome to. Bible study. Bible school study forget what she says. I think it's welcome to bible study or all children of God. Hi, welcome Shelley's three off again higher. You have. That's chris. Still got it. Good one. Plus, he doesn't say hi, he says are you Hoppy? I think he says hi, look it up. Go ahead. Really? Play it. How do I put sound on the? How do I just be on YouTube? What are you doing? I'm trying to on vine. You can read his lips says. Hi, okay, sir. I'm finding finding binding Christmas vying complication. Hi, are you Javier has to be complex? I'm finding I'm looking listen to Chris. Chips dip. He did this house. Hi, are you? Hobby was one of the more newer ones. I think. Hire you heavier. Fuck. Well, I personally think we'll have to leave it up to mystery. I think he said hire you you can't find it anywhere ready roadwork. It's first of all road work ahead. I'm doing it doing doing little bits not give it away. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Didn't see there. I was just. Blackout the haters. Brandin bowen. Say the artist is well, the radio shack Eck. But it's so funny because I feel like the vines that we're going to choose are going to be. So like, I dunno not every vine compilation because we I mean a lot. A lot of vines popular in compilations that weren't really that popular on drew Gooden's like road. Work ahead was not one of his more popular vines online. It only became popular on YouTube. Yeah. Weird. Totally right. That different things popularized differently after vines dad on YouTube. Keep going. I love this game. I play all day. How you do? Hi. My name is Trey got. Play point car shoe game. I love this went on. And then cut off. Love. Man. I'm trying to think. Every person that got apple watch. You're actually lik