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From Real Estate to Real Change with Ben Rogers

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From Real Estate to Real Change with Ben Rogers

"Show cell phones hold all such conversations to minimum will give starting with twin slides in three two one hesitation it'd be enemy hesitation allows the moment to pass the opportunity turn to be lost the enemy to get the upper hand hesitation turns into cowardice stops us from moving forward from taking initiative from executing what we know we must hesitation defeats us so we must defeat yet to win in or you have to overcome that moment the waiting the hesitation to do that or you have to do is go move take action get out of that get your feet on the ground step forward do not hesitate do not wait go forward in win that day passage from discipline equals freedom field manual from jaakko willink who i've certainly mentioned quite a few times on the podcast a my guest ben rogers is another person familiar and and how we met will get into that a bit deeper as well but we both i admire and respect and appreciate it have made life changes based on you know the influence of jaakko willink so if you haven't read the field manual please do so today will will get into it on between the slides episodes thirty real estate real change with ben rogers ben how're you doing i'm great man thanks for having me kevin you a you're eating a passenger the seal manual brings me back and that thing up again again going on in the ministerial i alone nice looking at i've definitely hit it are walking around in those days you need it on like spot find stuff but yeah cracking the book itself a firm is incentivize while ideals like okay benzon i know redone something from there a just a giant of what right 'cause you could you could get lost in the whole book it's fantastic so again yeah it really is john it i'm so ben but then i met i guess it's you know months ago when we were selling her home and not in hanover in met through mutual friends so we'll find through this discussion we've got quite a few connections 'em in so we met through mutual friends through my wife their neighbors 'em in he just wild us from the start right so like i think any any home seller were buyer you should be with a few realtors and certainly i'm sure that will touch on the the professional actors that i'm kind of the consumer a lay person selling my home a we met with a couple of in ben came in prepared squared away honest all stuff you want in someone that's gonna help you spend a whole lot of money or makes a little bit of money you know around making a little bit of money come on amazon make a lot of money yes you make a lot of my home is is is no joke in in of course you know we can depend on how you're emotionally attached to a week which we pretty were in will get on that but but more so it's you know it's definitely a business and he came in that way but also with a good personal touch so that's a little bit i know my wife and i really appreciated about how you came into things so thank you're kind of that will thank you for all the kind words kevin you guys a i'm sure this sounds cliche especially since you asked me do a podcast with him but if a if i had a hundred clients like you guys the it would i would be happy for the rest of my life just people who just really like you said appreciate the preparation standpoint that's what we built our entire business on and really what i've kind of built my career on a general no matter what i wanna do if there's one thing i could control is being more prepared and the next guy next gal and that's something that i really hang their hat on in i'm glad you guys were were one of the many did appreciate that sure they stick on march absolutely it was the knee other great fit is so wendy has a background in project program management i have a background of public safety and incident management you know showing up places where you don't know someone one where you're selling them you're services where they've asked for them right and and it's right acting go so many different ways 'em and you have to show them value right away and in doing that a bit now and project management so you're talking about you and get in that business in getting into how you do things now 'em but but for you is as a person you covering that people aspect certainly we wanna get into where did you where you from and where did you grow up and how'd you get to where we are now sure i think one of the things from i guess the national a sales perspective when first not too windy windy or the first one i spoke to i spoke to her on the phone force but you kevin you wanna make sure there's somebody that they really nudie area you know kind of appreciate and respect scenario that point already knew i had a little bit of a leg up kinda easy like i guess 'cause i'm romana recounting how much is in there which you guys you guys love i love is near and dear to my heart and you know i i don't know if it's good or bad thing but i'll go ahead and admit and i'm definitely a homebody i love hanover killing a man that that kinda shit a little bit of passion from the beginning anyway i'm sure we'll get into this but i'm not really a i'm not a realtor the loan sti idea of real estate i feel fortunate that i know a lot about it and i think it's great for me to meet a lot of good people and build a lot of good relationships and not to mention it's good financial tools understand but a but the fact that it was in hanover that is a part about it but i really did enjoy the games sure so i information over those born and raised in paying over a moment college about an hour and a half away came back living the city for a few years before ultimately settling buying a house in two thousand fifteen probably only about a mile and a half away from where i grew up nice so court in addition coming back from the senate to a hand recount in westchester avenue west that's right yeah it was i mean you know i i enjoy living in the city it was fun and that they even for my crew is good understand the city because not being born and raised in hanover and a you know i never really stepped foot in the city that allston at all and if i did jews because we're going to dinner with family and i kinda just use the gps to get there you know i don't really know much about it so it was good to learn a little bit we had a lot of fun but now i'm i'm almost one year married at this time so out with a one year anniversary of the last seven so 'em you know it's we we i like being out a little then if we ever wanna go and dinner gonna be able to print the city it's not a fire drive or to variety stamina all right i mean there's some some greats in richmond to so that's a good thing and that and it's still explode more and more outs talking some other friends we have still living in that area in the breweries the you know all that kind of stuff and and there's just a lot a lot to do out there for sure so growing up in hanover that how you got into sports and you're a lot of sports and i'm sure you know as you're coming up out there so my a football has been in my family for a long time a middle of first sport that i knew the first sport the loft 'em and you know we i i i grew up i believe maybe three and a half miles from where we practice football you know i'm attraction elementary school wasn't far away and i start playing football when i was six years old i played all sports play basketball play baseball i wrestled a few years on the swim team made all that kind of stuff 'em football's are it was always my love and we're very very lucky to grow up and i'm sure we're on this a little bit to the girl such great mentor and such great coaches and even from the six years old playing flag football we had some coaches then then i would have trust in my college coach just lucky now no another way of saying i'll just lucky i think a lot of has to be in front of a great hometown in hanover county and just having a father's mentor su who care about raising good solid competent young men that's outstanding it so it sounds like that was really foundational to kind of where now you're organization you're drive you know to to get after it you know to to use which certainly makes sense so you mentioned in the in high school and college he played college ball and then yes and i played i played football from six years old through a middle school high school and then i won't play by play division three football has had like the perfect stature friend division three often played at six foot tall two hundred and sixty five pounds i played center you know around you know growing up like everybody i wanna be i wanna be in the nfl superstar when the play in front of the big crowds all that stuff you know it you know and i guess what in god's plan smith play at that level and that's okay 'em you know at first i think i carrying a bit of a chip on my shoulder for which i think is a good thing in to be honest with you i i consider it a bit of you know people ask what you're greatest failure i mean i'm sure there's a lot of different things that we can point to that we may have done differently but i think one of my greatest at failures regrets wretched that i carry out a little bit too heavily my first few months kind of been my college career the match shouldn't be here i should be somewhere else and there's a whole backstory of that but once i kind of realized hey this is a great opportunity for me i enjoyed it i speaking you know there's just nothing but great things to say about the the division three level of football you get a lot of good guys there a lot of people don't really care about winning in general doing the right thing subscribing experience may have played a pimp city college for you haven't won two championships where they're still slow on that so looking back on it now do you certainly do cd advantage out or rather just kind of what you said the perspective of you know you've you've realized finally okay i should be here and then looking back like there's folks they would have given tons to be where you were you were there going somewhere else absolutely i mean there's a there's a lot of different perspectives using look at it from a mean as i as i look back on it i i look back and say well if i could have done it again maybe i would have done this but if i did that i wouldn't have this you know and so i think either way we want it may out in the right attitude you would've made the best editor the most other moms their mental is great i met some of my best friends there 'em like us that means you're playing for forty years in a lost five games i mean you can't add are much better that you know so that who is a lot of fun game in afternoon elite 'em we're fortunate to have a much different coached now is used to coach where i grew up in such a discipline you know most of my my high school football christmas dislike i've matt outside of my father the grants mentor i've ever had you had a college coach really just kind of turned all one over the us you're responsible for yourself in that taught me a lot about going back to jaakko extreme ownership in general i mean you know breeding that book extreme extreme irish ownership my man i i just went through this you know not around military level but it's not taking their ship yourself you're schedule 'em and get your priorities mom so a lot of good stuff i'm sure it sounds like there were some decentralisation nation going on from the coach is pretty awesome you know talking about looking back on if this but then not that you know same thing like so when i was in the navy i'm gonna die med tech program hardly get into hard to get through didn't make any like okay what if i would have made it could have gone all this cool high speed stuff oh but then would you met your wife would you have you're kids would you rather at any other time certainly if it's something you know i think the value that is a lesson could you prep the more you have to take that part way to you and more for the next thing down the road but i'm definitely we probably you know those new plenty of folks who are still holding on old stuff like all i could have done this and they should have done that and they let it anchor them down yeah you know in certainly am i my wife had waves of that but in general i folks best oh don't you wish you could do this like no i'm good like right and certainly i wanna do things better but have you found that similar since you know you've you've gotten away from that and you know god or now yeah for sure i mean you know i think i think it's kind of silly to say things like you know living with no regrets people who say they have no regrets it quite honestly i think they're kind of full of crap 'em that being said no regrets then i have a label turning positive the right attitude you know when i when i got in the real estate business for example you know i cashman i went and i was twenty years old i went six months thoughts on my first house in m i a a my mother always i mean i was i was i was a problem i would say average at best basketball player but i never works attitude on the basketball court and so my dad obviously 'em kicked me in shape over their mom used to always tell me in the class gotta do is everything pick a good one you know an so she had a little sun 'em in the houses you walk out the garage sunset attitude is everything pick a good one because i had sony house fortunately no limit on my parents but i was living at home with my parents walkout i'd see the sign assaults on one day said you know what if i'm not going and if i don't have the skills yet to be clients so how how there's i'm gonna be the guy that has the right attitude right incident that i mean just seeing that and understanding that living that has helped me out tremendously and so you look at things and he saved may have been a regrets at one time yeah sure i maybe i could have done that differently but the things that i learned from that i wouldn't be here without you know what i mean m g i mean i think it's like you said it's all about perspective so having the right attitude and taking the taking the good with the bad when certain things happen her certainly shouldn't jamaican taking the good thanks tournament even better things nice that's that's so true i couldn't agree more they be wanting to the mentioned so you were i'll say it sounds like quite a bit larger than you are now sluggish in college right and so they kind of track from how do you know i'm twenty nine i'm so utterly forty five so yeah so from there from from school um you know working through you're gradulate 'em were you thinking of getting into real estate right away you want license still a little bit after that rate or a yeah i mean so i mean my real estate story i guess a little bit of they 'em it sam's mary a on original but it's it's a little bit different dimension expect a real estate development and buildings been in my family kevin for generations me my grandfather who i unfortunately never met he passed away a few months before i was born he basically developed double mechanical in i think because of that very much respect my father and everything i heard from his father and you know but because of that i i didn't wanna be the next one i wanna do my own thing you know and so i never ever really took an interest to it and even today is already reference not represent a million times again i'm not the guy i'm not sure ultimate loves real estate i don't you know i'll explain to you know why i think it's important to be honest about that later on but adding get into it because i love i never took an interest in it i mentioned earlier that i thought i wanna play football for the rest of my life and then when i realized that wasn't very unlikely possibility i thought i wanna touch 'em will come back that later as well but 'em when i decided i want a coach i wasn't sure if i wanna again the cows catching enforcement and move all around mentioned homebody i kinda wanna stay at home so i started exploring a couple of different career path 'em would allow me distill coach on the side or in addition to our west or whatever you know i entered a bunch of different places like most people in college you know most notably is you know some sales reps in some merchandisers at a beer distributor r m a n turned in a financial advisory firm and then 'em because it was close to home i interned with a couple of agents at home town realty 'em in die i realized it although you know although it's not about making the most money and i truly do believe that bean any job yourself gives you know ceiling and that's what i liked about it whether it was income things you could do there's truly no ceiling but i think i also like the fact of the fear that there's no floor i kind of enjoy that too is kind of motivating me so it kind of came down to me do i wanna sell real estate or do i want to go into something like financial advising 'em in undecided decided on the commission thing in general for one of those two jobs armor there's two career pastors because once again no ceiling the floor really liked that so when it came to those two i think i just like real safer the simple fact is that you get eight project and you get a job and it's your responsibility to complete it and then you move the next one where something like financial buys me is ongoing and ongoing and ongoing where real estate you're giving a project to complete it and move on right aka m so i got i dig it in real estate right out of college i mean i got my a i started studying for my lashley at the comedy store without but she went and did some summer clashes after my senior year actually 'em i dropped a class second semester my senior year because we're in a big house fire 'em up brought a i brought all my schoolwork and my buddy who is in the hospital to actually ran back in for me once again a whole story there so i dropped last week business on top so well is doing my summer class i got my real estate license finished summer class have my real estate license went to las vegas fringe three days and i came back and start getting after it and in midjuly maxi coming up here on seventy years of the real estate industry dang so one i think i heard either like two or three more podcasts what's different storylines a jury or it's just for me one plus of being a firefighter it's harder gloss over the fact you said you were a house fire near fred renegade you i can't believe i haven't told you this story yeah so you wanna get into sure yeah and yeah that at all edge yes i don't know who wisdom it was january twenty fifth two thousand twelve at about about four thirty in the morning which comes back the time that i wake up to get up for the fire starts every morning 'em but we had this is my second semester senior i love with a nine guys in the house in those old crappy wouldn't house an i guess shows like a tuesday night deals some guys were up 'em and i think it's like a cigarette or something had smoldering in the outside screen porch couch or whatever and i woke up you know for for thirty 'em engulfing smokehouse on the top of the stairs there's a lot else right bother stairs and i have a cabinet have really really bad eyesight terrible eyesight i mean it says anybody's familiar my contacts were negative seven and a half i mean i can't see anything without my glasses or contacts so i luckily lease fell asleep put my glasses on my face i woke up steps stairs in kind of was engulfed in suffocated and so i just i guess demo way out around to the back of the house an aunt had second degree burns on my face i remember in and out and when i get outside the house i heard her by yelling for my friend who at this time i just thought that and got out of the house yet 'em we turn around we start making a run back in the house which now think he was incredibly stupid i guess where there's kind of a reaction and then he burst out the side of the window 'em and so we go over and we pick him up you know he's got you know as it was i just i just feel bad form still but you know skin on his back basically pick him up in a car we drive in the practice football field of all places the helicopter come come up i learn while were transporting him and somebody is that she needed the football field the reason he's in the house ran back in for me that was a that was probably the hardest part for me with all of that 'em here that but i mean obviously it's it's a great story is great thing you know i didn't i didn't hear him when he came back in the house i guess we kinda cross paths but just the fact that he ran back in because i was still in there is remarkable man not mentioned he's one of my who all considered one of my two best friends growing these my childhood friend we put but we never miss the season of football together so that was a that was pretty cool but using hospital for forty one days a mile after being there for forty eight hours mainly just from cautionary purposes but 'em you know tons of blood transfusions so i drives back every tuesday and thursday in every weekend bringing the school or johncock last week additional time together in the end up being a pretty cool story while no kidding tougher sure in you know dealing with this stuff things but yeah it sounds like i'm sure you're buying now is you know pretty i mean yeah he's he's a he's always been he's always been a great friend and will be friends rest allows but he he already was for that but a middle school went in that in that that contributed to make it in the real estate business for sure i mean we we got the hospital enrichment of mtv we drove there and we got there about seven thirty in the morning the helicopters already there obviously you know why when teams in this hour and a half white 'em but by the time we got there and we were kind of in e r get not cleaned up whatever there were about ten am there to intimidate people there with latino community ten cindy i mean freaking are rommel head coach you know my other best but which has a remake kevin he's not a partner in the real estate business he drove back jamie with his buddies i mean everybody you could imagine 'em came and saw her by the hospitals is a pretty amazing scene situation but i learned right then in there and i don't wanna say taking advantage of relationships but why not used the fact that i have relationships torch growing a life and grow in a career in real estate seemed like a pretty reasonable thing to do i guess you just realize how many people i knew how many people care mean how many people i care for yet that makes total sense and and obviously it's a it's a personal challenge had where i feel like all anyone asked and i wanna do whatever i wanna do this or that but you know most everyone they say hey if you need anything let me know like they really mean it you know strap take advantage of it due to that point not to the point of where you're taking advantage of them around but certainly averaging you know who you know in in the business world the geez part of this country's built on networking people you know kind of know and and don't did you did you all think to drive into the field on your own or the either responders 'cause when he said we destroyed like that's that's amazing that's like perfect we 'em so he burst on the side of the side first bedroom window 'em in like i say i remember and they're they're kind of grabbed him up under shoulders from his back and i remember like the feel of is basically non slash maybe it's more of a base level my forearms in my pool their suv's over in you know we had a pool moist in the house for starters back and yes you be or call nine one one you know whatever and i don't i'm assuming somebody at some point guilty idea talk somebody like driving there but i remember we we took him in his his younger brother was freshman the tom slash sprinter got around sprints about his his dorm room and got him up and told him what happened in 'em sure looking back and it's kind of funny i pile that cartoon character who just had my space like burst into flames sadly blacks all covered all my face my hair was sent back home that kind of stuff i'm sure scare the hell out of him but we got him we brought with us and all that kind of stuff gotcha well star they're happy all the good on you offer for doing that in in hope he's doing to you you wouldn't even now man so i mean you could see some scars on his hands texture off the beach you could see but like right he lives completely one hundred percent normal life you would never know he's got an awesome job and awesome career just a great person great guy in in in brea pretty amazing by yeah and of course little bisons or here but you know be placed the taken to which was pretty awesome yeah so after school so you're gonna real estate they you know they they already two or of the four thirty time the new guy on the fourth for the jaakko time right there for three after time it's just it's crazy stuff that goes for thirty in the morning mnaya you know i i know you're in some kind of what a win then i start getting after it if you don't really know if that means like when i start obsessing over jaakko start working out or whatever but you know i i kinda selma fact it for the most part is what i have seen or what i you know what i perceived as 'em for the most part the majority of people who i would consider successfully get up early morning after a swat aside at four ten amc gonna be my tom and i just kind of turn that into a little you know funny personal motivation told i'm up for the fire starts every day you know that is it's kind of a little bit of a a related back to the house by rear end but in my business you're just in life in general the fire starts at eight o'clock start you get income and calls you get out going i mean you name it anything's happening nobody bothered me for ten morning then some of the best some of the best times of day yeah it it's amazing a i'm not i have a few times a navy and only own cash a more of a five of thirty guys so i guess a but it is amazing the buffer you get wheeling way they still have how long before you know every decree that starts and all that which is awesome and then near the end of the day you're like oh i've put in like tons of time around but it definitely makes you feel more accomplished so you're getting up early and then you don't win from two sixty five to a bit less than that i would say how long how long of courses that you know it wasn't gonna end was it from had you already started kind of you know slimming i guess i'll say or or streamline and whatever and then you you saw the books and it must have been like i stuck in that kind of kicked it in there how did that correlate sure so i guess a little bit of all that 'em but more the latter i a you know it's pretty easy for me to lose weight right after playing football just from a standpoint of i wasn't lifting heavy anymore and i was kind of almost done done squatting you know what i mean like i'm good i'm not i don't do that anymore 'em more kind of body weight stuff but a she knows kinda easy center fifty pounds i wasn't really left in the heart anymore i kind of i guess settles around two forty to forty five and then in december seven teen 'em our backup about two fifty i've been i've never really had a problem motivate myself to work out i could never really find the right workout for myself i just you know it until i finally hamble i've been working out and out orange theory this fall will be two years now i absolutely love it and i i imagine stand without a long time but i mean i tried i tried the seal team workouts enrichment tried cross spinach raj going to gold's gym trained in other sports training facility i would just run outside i go swimming all these things is furrow larger guy house pretty in shape but i guess until a i really bonin read something that was speaking directly to me like the field manual where it says these do not eat these tough right i guess that finally a clip from me so 'em yeah december january seventeen i a or december of seventeen january made tino wait i think two fifty one in now it feels about to a non and watch my eat a little better nice that's amazing yeah the 'em in it you know someone you've never met just some voice even as an adult male says it a different way and even though and you're head you know at a right okay now pay attention to that it won't be in people at people ask me man would you differently i'm like look i mean working out it's important for me it's more important to mentally you know i i liked being in shape i like being able to say that i can go run a mile run two miles or do whatever you know now competing from that aspect but until i guess you believe the fact the sugars ashley poison you know it's it's hard it's hard to lose weight i'm not saying the perfect so i'm not you know friday i'm right smash it friday and saturday probably not very healthy and they're probably a little extreme in terms of water yeah that demayo sued today but 'em monday through thursday i become very disciplined most you know i guess the fuel you'll is jack would say right you know it's amazing if i mean if you follow the rock on instagram running but he won i mean just in the crazy physical specimen right near sixty six to sixty something a jacked in an he obviously he's got like a house size jim everywhere by a but when he he'll he'll posted cheat day things and it's like as much sushi's my whole family is like three berg and it's all these things and i think i i remember old video that that stallone you know from his glorious rocketed it'd be like yeah like during the week i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna eat just you know what you have to eat the beach beach shredded an enemy cheeseburgers like all weekend because then you're gonna 'cause you're the thing too is you gotta have a pay off i mean unless it's to the point where it's at versus lee affect adversely affecting you know internally some you know general kind of thing job there's gotta be that that reward to i think it's super hard just say that strict all the time and then will end what am i doing for right well look i mean dieting losing weight working out get in shape getting after whatever it is to me it's it's really quite simple workout don't eat a lot i mean like seriously it's right i mean you you you shouldn't overloaded yourselves yet we still do it and i still do and i'm always going to do but i i understand the concept and i finally bought in more then i'll find out you know what i mean but i finally understood the viking if and win this for four and a half five days a week i'm gonna see some results it's really simple is that you know i'm not a i'm not a nutritionist amount of dietitian just try to be a bit more disciplined more often than not simple is that right and i think nowadays the great thing is there's so many resources yes like those folks absolutely have their place but you don't have to be because there's so many good resources out there on a diet for me so they i just had a physical and screening all that and so my cholesterol will die a firm eating so i'm like okay at least they got excess parts and now like all right well less bread all that kind of stuff so now it's neither is my age goes up get up get tighter in the diet for sure which again the good thing is there some some really good options stictly like all the various like jerky things you choose you know depending on the on the a fast and all that kind of stuff yet but definitely in the in the world tried like the flavored tune and all that kind of stuff like thai chillier whatever at least it's powerful to wear yeah that's right you're still stinks afterwards and you need some gum but like you octopus panamanians with its eat it and stuff but i turned into lay a i got turned onto dm bulletproof coffee olympic bulletproof coffee guy with dia it's like the the the natural grass fed butter or yeah n b a b what is the natural grass 'em butter and it's like 'em cass what else oh god coconut alarm cd oil alone but yeah it's i mean it sounds gross in coffee but it's like it kind of goes along they'll keep this thing you know but it's like you know it's like a three hundred calorie cup of coffee in the morning you know that's that's what i'll be like on the weekends there's something her at a rare rare rare weekday mornings i don't work out i have something like that kind of get starting 'em but i'll turn it allowed by by the guy who turned me onto jaakko on his name is jake just he's the youngest of three brothers of the one of the coaches in high school and he is a jaakko feeney's they have talk to you a little bit about and he said jujitsu guy all that stuff he's like do i got trouble approve golfing so i just kind of i'm very i'm very simple minded kevin like the guy's name is jake jake tells me to do x i will go do x y l d y you know silom gonna live to yeah for sure great great accountability formulas pennsylvania but i talked to a few times a week kind of on the way in the gym when he's on the way to work and all that cost that's what's so in both the coffee is 'cause we're gonna shout out right that that the brand rand worthy yeah it is it's already yet the brand it's it's m eastern like research bulletproof call them whole blog shop all that stuff you could make yourself to yeah it's interesting i have a good friend of mine that for how long 'em unless you better not a but who was like hey you should listen to this guy's podcast you should really check it out and it's like yeah whatever shockers podcast and it just didn't put it off and put it off and then one year we're done murph which i had been to its own off and on regular ashish 'em but still you know what other habits were great and then taken 'em murph and just smell or walls like wagoner glasses like this this is an enemy dying when i shouldn't shouldn't have been and that's it and the and then i started listening the good thing is they have a job to did afforded me when i drove around a lot so it's like a regional merging coordinator guy sure like a drive around in the area so i had tons of time to just plow through chaco jaakko go jaakko and then in the thing is the podcast like the theme is there right jujitsu eat better krill oil that kind of stuff that's like in every afternoon or develop more and more as they went from you know the the early episodes minimal with hey go to amazon the hey now i have my own kind of empires a strong word but of stuff right line it's not like as his better a body i put it off so long and so i i first didn't end now i've told him this to you know totally credit to that friend pushing like hey did you check this hey you should hit his story and then you do and you're like okay in that that life change happens yeah we've done happened we we make it happen obviously but it just that little someone else that says it and you go okay maybe i will get up in the morning and go to lowe's and instill still a pipe in the rafters in my chair writer pull ups and all this well in seven years then you you mentioned like you know in the change or whatever i'm i'm a big on if you haven't read i mean you gotta regional this stuff is name is angie andy andrews 'em he's he's just an awesome alter huge huge on perspective but he talks about the idea of change right he said the people think the changes processor change takes time change does not take time changes nothing but a decision right and so if you're a decision on whether or not you wanna change you you could change right now you have the decided do it and you have to go do it right yet but i just think it's the it's the whole hesitation daring to start off the podcast with you know you have to get out get out of baggage fee on the ground get after and it's it's really it's sam i sound like such a such football meathead talking like that but it's so true and it's so simple that's all it is i mean the whole feet on the ground thing i mean that literally i i'm a big handwritten schedule guy every day before they'd be awesome right now must marlin every single day starts off with four ten at the tj feet on the ground every single day and if i'm not just my feet are not on the ground before for ten i'm already late and i'm a huge timeless on hugh don't being early on you know we're sort of starting at three thirty i think we start to fifty eight you know what i mean i invest that's just all about being prepared and getting ready in as you jackson says feeling grilling a donor yeah it's a total joke and same thing i'll do that each day like any meeting i'm coordinating at work or anything like when the clock hits like i'm i start start talking were into it but but it's amazing not everyone's like that it's like hey let's and i and i could see in some instances there's some instances where you need to wait for certain folks to join because of to the folks are saying right but engineering but right so we have to do that but you know two point about like just make the change of decide you want to some people and that's one thing were were kind of that now not to you know be bad or whatever about it is simply can't and it's this and i wish i could do this and you're like so why are you and i will say now well why can't you do that and you know they're complaining about someone will thing and i'm like but you you have water running water rights just like first world problem things excuse me and i think about i wouldn't i just don't news clip from a kid is not drinking water africa but like you know every two days or something like that or anywhere even somewhere in the u s a and i think that perspective to people mess that thee starting to make the change that them really becomes the lifestyle of whatever it is you're gonna become 'em will that will just like you'll just you'll get rid of that kind of stuff or at least not do it as much a you know seeing someone at starbucks waiting like oh wait like two extra minutes because y'all are busy you know like well so do you think you know you could have just waited two minutes without having a stay stay behind the say something to the college game who were at starbucks doing their best or even if they're not like you're you're in a dog that's all that's like a month ago as a blue just sitting there laughing like look i see what's happening here i take it for what it is and that's right you just scott accept that sometimes but it's it it blows my mind how hard yeah people say those things are no one day although saying that one thing i do think is hard is 'em what you do but i think because of just the volume of i would imagine at times inventory be competition they you know just all those different factors that go into that so it sounds like because you got to intern with hometown your how how do you say now in in affiliate or a franchise of how did that work when you're a team but yes there were were were just don't don't really mean we're gonna we call ourselves the rogers long team power my hometown realty and every agent martinez in real time dumber elsie you know we have to we have to officially be licensed their deep you are and i think we have a db atheist the rogers long team but i mean worm we're all her individual realtors unbiased being a team 'em bs my assistance work for forever but they're our systems they work for everybody you know my role in the team is that you leading team management perspective on delegate tasks all those types of things to refer a lot of business out ended everybody kind of on the right track systematically 'em but every other team but you know to really break down semper there realtors will come tell realty they pay in our team to be a part of it and be a part of are systems are schedules are team meetings all that kind of stuff gotcha so did when you intern getting into their did y'all have 'em what's it called a standard you know kind of interns coming in hangar some some tasso things do they have kind of like an on boarding joining me now and you will will will hometown does absolutely i mean that that's what that's what i'm doing the best we have three hundred twentyfive agents a plus or minus 'em in a more incentive virginia area worthy largest locally owned firm 'em in in the state a perm volume per agent 'em we are number one by far or number two and volume in units second only to long and foster and the central virginia area who has eight hundred agents we have three hundred twentyfive she so 'em you know were were working are we have a we have an amazing training their training going on every week every day the best part about it is there's so much accountability in so many men tourist reach out to where you know the owners give you their cell phones you could call a manager call a team leader you could you could call whoever you want it's kind of been there done that still doing it such a really great thing i mean as far as me in turning come down it was really more me kind of annoying and they're trying to figure out what they do and that's what i that's what i kind of learned this is this is kind of bay 'em this is an effort business you know 'em and i really enjoyed that and you know even when i you know my first few months and i still do this today when i wouldn't sell anything i kind of walk around me off this week and everything else do and i'm like tom hansen i'd also like i just look at the person i'd be like like that guy can do it i know that i know what i mean all right so it is it's it's never business now i really appreciate that part about a picture that's cool so be see how did you all get set up on your own or kind of in you're you know when you're space that you're now and is the is the rogers long team in and then you wanna talk about you mentioned training how did you get started and you have these is motivating motivational one days yeah glendale donation the team built thing and you know kind of grocer sure so i am i started in july twenty twelve and goes my first deal 'em until i guess june of twenty twelve june's when i guess i start working i wasn't officially licensed until july 'em but i closed my first deal december twenty first and then finally i go and i got signed up with coach i really started falling into the coaching learning from others all that kind of stuff no big believer that if somebody who's been there done that and become successful and they're telling how to do it shut up and listen i mean i truly believe that right now there's different ways improvise knew things were in way but if somebody sony how they did it in a work listen right 'em in so i starting kind of model of my business after smothers and they kind of put my own little twist on it in my second second full calendar year two thousand thirteen i'm us twentythree you're you're twenty three years old and that closed twentyfive real estate deals while so then going in the end it wasn't effort they man tie there's no no handouts new freebies those never thing i work i competed i interviewed all that kind of stuff and i'm still doing it today 'em but a middle of two thousand fourteen on one of my best friend kevin 'em we both are some real say the same time just separately 'em we were because we have such a similar national center of influence we're starting to lose a couple of clients who doesn't wanna make a decision between us one who use 'em in that combined with the fact that he needed a little bit more business i need a little bit of help with the hat and he really excelled what's working with buyers and not not like working with buyers 'em and and so he a in where i feel more success working with sellers much like you guys over there off chriswell but so he a he came on is the buyer's agent he works by buyer start until the fourteen higher my first until fifteen 'em brought it on a second team mate in twenty sixteen december twenty sixteen i guess the third teammate next kevin then they a sports agent in february of eighteen and then they second assistant indie ed september fourth of this past year in two thousand eighteen while house six people for ages six people on we do about a hundred year 'em most recently in twenty eighteen we did over twenty eight million by him in this year hope to surpass thirty seemed like a good sign when you are staffing up anyway yeah law immigration and i'll tell you this minutes in i mean this and all due respect to the are second assist in that we didn't i didn't meter feel i feel overwhelmed before where i need an assistant 'em i love her so much and she's such a good supporter in promoter of our team i wanna be a part of arming just simple is that she wanna be barnabus i wanna be a part of us 'em in her presence is it you know it it it doesn't hurt pay does not matter presence is what we want and what we need and i wanna be a part of it and now that she's here she understands you guessed it and she's obviously helping us out of time you know it's where better who has whereabout if you were about culture you i don't i don't think i have the goals the dreams to be the best realtor most productive or sell the most houses anywhere else this ever walk faced this planet i love my team i love the way work make a big impact in them are mission is to build an army of people does good becomes better and shopping best that's where when everyday that's fantastic and you'll see variation in companies right where they're no you have to have this checklist the scales in that that over balances the culture fit or okay ethic have a culture fit but you have have let's say none or then it's okay you know the leadership evaluation of someone like look they're gonna make are placed better and will figure out the the rest of it it's right awesome and it's actually similar which is cool a nudie opportunity where in blacksburg and so when they were similar it seems you know in in talk to that era now how they look at things right so in in i mean you you start just have a bit of a set but if you're not quite every box checked but you are going to get along with the folks and you're not gonna be negative vibes coming in because you you think you know combinator that's that's you just you know in a that that sounds awesome is it is it wasn't into it i don't know if there's a standard normal but you know kind of the split you mentioned where you specialize in the sellers and you're partnering in the buyers do many realtors are agents do that or do you have a lot but the building i mean a normal normal i guess growth furniture not normal but probably more alternate non did you bring on a buyer's agent expires typically take more time right she realizes were buyer she could focus on generating the business running the show that kind of stuff around a more listing appointments 'em but that's just the way we kinda split on our kind of more where i am the team leader he's leave agents we gotta supervises salva we've separate between business and jobs jobs more the customer service the buying the sound the show in the west and all that kind of stuff 'em brown more in terms of managing generating organizing creating and maintaining the culture of the running the team meetings those things i excel so in what i really like he's much better what the actual client were all work with a few clients here in their depend on at the strong referrals so you guys obviously for example being referred by by whatever i consider nate blossom are past clients i'm going full fledge on that one i don't really need bring anybody else and so it it's very situational but you know now were kind of more split between a team leader in the league aging 'em but to or are first few clients are natural center influenced they'll look at me is working sellers in brooklyn irish mccoy gotcha that's awesome yeah earlier i wondered when you mentioned the staff and who's who is how we end up with you a you know it's gonna that networking right it pays a mini difference and worked on let me let me let let's be serious mega reverse somebody that sounds like a good person they lou somewhere in there that i like working out that's where i can't acce enjoy the part of working with them you know what i mean like i said they're they're referring about what i consider plus the in you know a pass client has become a great friend the grand count ability partner they don't break clients you know they're great people from meter referring to the referral meal i i i'm working that one all the way through sure that's awesome so for your team those motivational mundane those you leading the meetings those those kind of things how do you how did that come about in in what's what's the i mean in the word you can kind of tell but what's the the premise of kind of how you've done that i'm sure there is a i have a head coach andy he we talk about we've gotten to a point or or big on kind of the the leadership chris right and so we talk about three three rings of leadership day there's three rings leadership it'd be fundamentally fundamentally exceptional right fundamentally mentally exceptional in are businesses understanding contract riding negotiating generating business networking those types of things right the second part is going to be creating culture right what's her mission when you're core values you know what's clear values you don't have to guess right those types of things and then 'em in then a i'm sorry also jammed up you're talking about fundamentally exceptional creating coaching the last one is good the last race will be personal growth and development 'em so you know for me personally i am really diving in having dominant a personal growth and development because i feel like we have a great culture i we do feel is fundamentally exceptional personal growth and development i think it's important people in retail listen to write those types of things so every monday we go in order somebody else has been responsibility for monday motivation an even if it's just these six people in are team listen to it and read it to me that's been official right i i hope somebody regional monnet makes their day or whatever but the fact that somebody took effort for thirty minutes to an hour to reid something pull something and write a very quick extra after a quick blog about it that's important guitar day start off on the right foot 'em school the kind of you know and i are meeting we obviously talking about real estate talking about clients upcoming events things like that but why are we having a team meeting for not it'd be in there that a half positive attitude and develop a little bit of a culture and have a little motivational london right that's a great concept in fact now enough dashed a my boss are are president office director if she had the same concept because we do it like a hey what's really article going to give us the scared about it out which is great because you know you you don't know it's not hey it has to be like in this column of topics on other than kind of project management but that could go anywhere really 'em said it is cool and it does it automatically automatically because one either people were quiet 'cause they don't agree with you reveal all your thoughts on it where it's like oh yeah and then you kind of get that bonding thing and that kind of stuff would just go in and look i mean we're talking earlier but i can't bring in somebody owns their skills but further attitude i mean we i hire bring people owner work to because their attitude we could teach skills man that's used i mean we had i really i have three requirements that's it positive attitude understand that you're presences you're greatest attribute meeting face to voice voice with the most effective orange communication and you're gonna be earlier on time every time period number three relationships rosemead more important transactions i would much rather have a better relationship with you kevin put now then go and do forty deals at all dropping crazy right so in every single meeting we talk about this court rising ever banner team is bob and they believe in it and that's what makes us happy man you know were were doing fine we wanna keep we wanna keep working we wanna keep romi wanna keep selling all those things but if everybody understands attitude presents relationships are core values and you understand that you have there's clear values you never even had the gas needs just making situation true and that that relationship not just word but building all that kind of stuff and in what you're talking about in a you know a lot of like ruins jogos work in than andy authors who manages world a diligent forbid same thing one of regret one of her team leads it already say look it's relationships ever process 'cause when you show up at someone's worst day when in aries flooded out you're not gonna pull out you're giants planning peanut follows them through a process when they're worried about you know people's grandmothers mothers they can't get food you're gonna lose relationships and then you'll try and work in something that's helpful and that's it right and then if you have to get what the book says or what you know we should do per the golden standard so to speak and awesome but really it's gonna be about a one year representing yourself and then organization and all that kind of stuff anyway so how you interact with you and them so it's it's always been seeing and like we talked about earlier with just doing better eating better that kind of stuff even relationship building team building the concepts are cross cutting in every industry i've ever read about have been part of her or seniors i like that it is interesting how how you put them together though and how you can apply them so you do i mean that's it you ask them in understand these freshmen freshman year team and i was talking to a coach 'em he's office coordinator william and mary williamsburg their football team and he said to to to properly implement a system or scheduler implementation in general it hinges on winning the hearts of teammates and winning the hearts of their players right and so we have tv's and every monday you know we start off as look west last week is over gimme i wanna hear by one complaint one last time let's hear one match complain that russia's one mascot play then okay let's outlets share one last celebration what's one good thing you wanna celebrate about one more time and we rip the top page the of that shootout we throw it in the trash can do we move onto the focus finished week and we prioritize next you portray jaakko every week marks like that we get to a you know we we learn a little about each other just might send it might be personal stuff my business stuff whatever it is but that's how we really went over the hearts of our teammates and that allows us to really implement and workout wanna work did you adapt that as you brought on more staff and then and then did you see see when you started doing that a a difference between kind of before that was a regular practice and afterwards sure yeah i mean we i look i'm i'm always as if you're not growing you're dying and i were always trying to add cool things do different things trying to pulling the heartstrings a little bit all that kind of stuff so yeah i mean we that's one of the best stuff as we've done along m but you know for quite a while we've been no monday motivation quite a while we've been saying something positive about music pouring it on with her day i mean there's so many bad crappy challenging annoying things happening the real estate residential real estate business for that matter that we gotta say something positive going into the day you know what i mean so yeah there there's things definitely evolved over time but we've always i felt as if we've always been kind of a culture driven team for sure got it's interesting you say that the in the real estate business i think two things that came to mind as far as when human nature changes or comes out i'll say people are buying and selling homes and and being kind of a transaction and when people were driving their cars exactly right i'll see people driving cars west you know for whatever religion in peace in let's all get along and they drive like an animal and they're horrible person behind the wheel and going what what do you doing like i'm just gonna pull it off just so you're not you know being just irony to yourself but then the same thing deal with folks and you either buying frommer selling something it's amazing i we had talked tons of talks in tax you know with throughout are transaction but it's it's amazing when you get into and we were fortunate to the folks that did buy a house they were they were great and easy to work with and especially when we found out we had a lot more stuff and we are we doing this and that but some folks it's like the world is gonna stop because of the five dollar door handle they don't wanna replace it and you're gonna wax right but it it just mentioned the human nature kevin i know i know i know abridging the choir but you know just just having gone through that and then when you said it other than anything i thought i'm just watching people drive and he's like oh my god how human you gotta go ahead maybe a in the grocery store leaving their yet or something like that so many examples of arts and like sure yeah so when did you start 'cause you're also eight podcast or so they when did you start a the bottom line in a yeah i definitely check out the website be be a you're real there was i would school got everything on there which which also speaks to you know it's all together everybody's all in whatever somebody else's doing his impression i get when i see you know podcast that i gas from from the outside is in everyone's podcast so to speak right like clearly it's clear like within rogers and then but it's on you're organizations website and that's awesome right kid and then you see the money motivational that kind of stuff so there's that go along with us how did you what inspiration for you starting that and and the focus of it so it varies selfishly and i guess on the on the surface i 'em you know i have a craving the talk about and participate and wanna be involved in sports specifically football man not just football me that i love football i don't really know it all the way to explain it 'em any you're sorry who is you're approaching sorry i grew up redskins fan my a my a sad sad sad redskins thin my a little brother got drafted in a two thousand seventeen further to the rams he's not what's in right now but that at least gave me a reason the partways a little bit of the redskins right so obviously still filed in a little bit to be quite honest with you i really don't even have a favorite team i could tell you right now i guess the had tell you the redskins will be as easy answer you know but i'm not i'm not nearly as gun cozy east eighty m but anyway yeah so i i wanna do something a little bit more sports i really realized any kind of passion system or organization or get whatever have been brought over into my business i i learned from the game of football and i learned my coaches and in my podcast we we talked to some coaches educators not a leader so using the football coaches baseball coaches just leaders in in a sport leaders in their business and a lot of it at all links lessons learned from sports business in life so that's what's all about nice and how long have you been to that march two thousand seventeen is when i started i was up to maybe thirty already some episodes and what action is i am refined it a little bit i wanna just folks at on the coaches educators so i kinda trims and i've been somewhat like some business owners never a lot of fun i still am saved and all that kind of stuff but i want my podcast with a focus on coaches and educators how much like that's kind of mormon niche in 'em is much love the new one podcast weaker one a month at this point i'm trying to find the right people but i wanna talk to when they wanna talk to me and so i think this year maybe recorded forum 'em those really cool ones this year you no 'em gums indifferent schools even at even traveled easy april wanna travel pittsburgh per one on just kind of some relationships next have stolen from that's awesome yeah it is interesting when you think about like you get started i started in september of last sheer 'em thinking 'cause i used to love teaching so we should go round the teachers management's some other stuff like you know what here's the way i'm getting out of public safety getting in the private sector take a break coming up were just out of it would crawl great reasons in a but this podcast meeting as a medium is amazing how you condemn she out and share i mean but we've benefited from like we talked about and then how you can push them out and share a almost like however you want which which are you know in in it's weird at first when he's sitting there by yourself and then you talk somebody else's oh yeah you know what i mean he's made it it's still it's still is a little bit weird especially standpoint of like you know some friends whatever man you got a podcast like that's what we're doing if i guess you're right now like whatever like i am done worse things in my life but it's a you're right it's cool and i'd like to very selfishly i learned everytime i do what i learned more about self you i learned more about somebody else on a porch tip it from it that's great i wanna share from year earlier about you know the first step implementation is winning hearts and you're teammates and you're players man that was from a podcast with guy you know what i mean now i learned you know it helps me elsia speaking and writing and breeding understanding and all those types of things so it's a it's been good answer shirt and a lot of fun like yeah that that's a huge difference getting past the odds and all that and then when you see it in a meeting like wow they're really they're making their first strike in getting through things like that i'll i'll get i'll get taxed every so often something like hey man i wish i got a call from a guy that i own a close family friend and at one point when our sketch high school football he was a he was a player and he called me about a month ago and should ask when teo listened x y and z podcast and i just thought that great i learned a lot from it i thought i guess what's awesome fight and what like you know all this i mean that's pretty cool i appreciate the call you know and i just here that i made and impacts don't one person was a master means keep doing it you know right i mean that that is he a pay offer sure is you put this out in the ether of the giant six hundred and some thousand podcasts which is crazy in itself a man somebody buddy you know we especially that you know 'cause there's some folks like yeah i didn't listen that 'cause it's not quite there natural whatever like you know whatever but a that's that's an amazing feedback to do did you ever do you ever think about a genuine i did and i don't know if everybody jasser dozer not thinking speaking about hey i wanna build this up i wanna get sponsors on do this like forever like the pie this guy yeah i mean like that that would be cool to be a professional podcast her i guess 'em you know how i thought about that yeah of course never i thought about a lot of things you know but here's the thing dini podcast for me is a good supplement for me to continue my passion my journey of personal growth and development where that leads to kevin i you know i'm not sure 'em but but right now i enjoy it in the fills at a passionate i have in in in connecting sports business in life altogether a feeling of helping a couple of people out along the way so what kind of see where it goes you know awesome let's school in in so you're also helping folks out in other ways outside the podcast right insurance so that's one thing is even so one thing only sure i'm clear with i'm not the guy that opens up a suit jacket and has all these different gadgets were sailing down my my career is leading a real estate team 'em and i have a very strong desire impassioned for coach you know there's i love the coaching aspect i love teaching aspect a little bit learning all that kind of stuff and so the by gas was kind of away i mean it kind of get along the path on now and that's coach in helping other business owners really more specifically or i guess more broadly team leaders in general you know a pipe dream of mine just to have buys and help and coach football programs and football coaches coaches some you know some division bree programs division one programs nfl coaches whatever it is and it's really all based on the the structure of the system's schedule team leaders used so that go in front of a podcast called the bottom line touchy company in the reason that's called the bottom line is truly believed the preparation practice martin the game that's the bottom line to everything i believe the practice in preparation are more important so among have have for clients amish the consulting coaching business and it's something you know no sense i love be with you and wendy for the first time but what i'm you know what really gets me going against jews sloan is helping a business center accomplish their goals kind of trying to become more structured more systematic what they're doing 'em my probably largest pet he is that somebody is too busy or their don't have enough time or their weight somebody being late kill me i it's it's incredibly infuriating annoyance it's it's all self you can't control right 'em and so i've kind of set out on this mission to a to eliminate that isn't excuse 'em it's that's what what structures just scams are all about sure that's awesome and and so in line again you know parallels in in leadership an incident management has this whole set of structures but the payoff is when you are teaching somebody that's like in the beginning i don't know how in the world i can do this i can't do you do it so hard it's so difficult and then you give him some tools you talk to and they're like oh and you when you see there being a it's it's pretty amazing and it sounds like that's opportunity you have west with leaders of teams and in companies and stuff like that and so sure you know what i'm sorry bumping from the table here and so when you get in there is a typically folks that are looking for like if it's a leader 'em for themselves down obviously that will help their teams or kind of full teams are mix of that and then send it to make small man i mean you know another thing too and i'm kinda hitting a selfish want i guess if you will it's like i want something else throughout that real estate you know i i enjoy a real estate where we treat our clients right we we believe and all that stuff 'em but a i could definitely i am going to be working with a couple of real estate team check coming up in a couple of real estate agents just with their personal schedule that organization scott organization you i think you mentioned about a skill set i mean i'm unorganized guy that's that's one of my skill sets you know but i've enjoyed the fact you know to work in with other businesses have been a lot of fun simply team leaders want a twenty who need help kind of creating creating and maintaining a culture getting around the same schedule 'em in you know the the two things back guarantee clyde they'll receive from me implementation of what i refer to as a staple calendar in more efficient team beating salva team being agendas but the get any of that i gotta understand the structure of the team that's gotta be transparent and share with everybody so everybody knows expectations responsibilities understand the systems from generating business receiving business selling producing completing all of those things work together worth keeping business going and then finally schedule it if you don't have a staple counter something you do at the same time every day for example after tgif for ten am i do it every day that's a start to a day a lot of people it's for ten pm right now it's really weird 'em hey a lot of people don't have that you know there's there's some really on paper successful teams to don't have team meetings weekly in that's mind boggling to me at i just i don't understand that 'em in you could see when you meet with some they feel disorganized as they feeling a fish in their their their hair's on fire not sure what's going on well if we could just intimate one team eons could make a big difference 'em i you know i i'm i'm really really enjoyed that man is it's a it's been a lot of fun doing it so far sounds like so it sounds like you have to do kind of similar to like a workload analysis and kind of shadow and see what's going on in addition to you them telling you hey here's how we do things you supplement with that being able to see kind of the the work of the business and how everything goes through there in person yeah i guess i guess especially right now they're all in person meetings and i and i know these people already you know i haven't worked with many haven't really started to advertiser asper too much business there people have kind of already saw my health from an organizational perspective anyway so i kind of knew a lot about it but i guess the way if you're asking how the business works starts to our intercession where they learn more about me like a company while i'm doing it when i can help with some success stories 'em and then i asked a bunch of questions regarding structure systems in casuals that's awesome in sounds like a a carryover from you know getting good mentorship problem when you're high school football player if at all the stuff you went through well yeah i mean i know i a i feel this responsibility kevin to i i realized that not everybody was fortunate out west have these great mentor have these great coaches have these great teachers 'em and then i truly feel bad for the people didn't and i feel this responsibility go share the lessons i've learned with them and that's what i'm doing and there's you know we talk about human nature seen other things but any in the area of of folks that warrant as 'em luckier fortunate you do see that a lot actually you know folks were small will reconsider i would say generally smaller things so just these huge challenges 'em in his amazing a disparity between folks when you do have good leadership growing up or good parenting right same kind of writing in when you don't how folks turnout and i remember distinctly when i was younger a police some new story of similar guy and younger meeting like i don't know what the heck i'm talking about talking on my dad you know stories about kids grow up and did bad things because their parents were about everyone's like oh you just gotta think right and do the right thing and being older like you were you were dumb like ads said people grow up with hardships and it changes at vegas probably you know preteen i just wasn't wasn't having it and i've been in this right now for whatever but it's amazing seeing the difference that that makes in teams daily you know the and of course you know the the theme good leadership makes a huge difference no bad teams leaders could again a the jaakko but but yeah that sounds like over you you were you were helping shore up if there is where you go leadership issues down and there you know for sure they're gonna pull afraid that to their teams which is pretty awesome be more productive personally and professionally to 'cause i i think that in would love to hear your thoughts to that you can't really be that good professionally personally you're not developing yourself and they're you know they go hand in hand and you do see a mix of that both mentally physically efficiency that kind of stuff yeah all this i mean you got you gotta take care of yourself first obviously i mean the the mission in the bottom line contention company is a i'm big on the building they already think it's can't tell but it's still naria a disciplined leaders 'em they didn't want to be to want it to be present in in in positively impacts their relationships both personally and professionally you know we want to be present we want possibly affect us personally and professionally but if you're not doing that for yourself first it's really difficult to do it for others sure that's awesome so were while pushing our insects man strong while doing it is while they hit the the you know same time in the in the pm a an interesting which you know you've you've done way more interviews and made this is like my best a federal district thirtieth episode by the way things were kind of mile all right 'em but but you eat up yeah i'm especially so when you're just you know chatting with a friend and then getting in things and and i organization why then you get rid of vice i do like i'm like hey here's a wire frame outlining here's what i'd like the kind of hit on a train hit more thee i'm big on in in similar you know there there's like these you know kind of leadership things and there's all these things other other places in infirmities like foundational for things of hey let's get some objective let's get a word that's one team together let's get resources communicate 'em instead of thinking about okay how do we apply in the in the podcast or anything else and trying to okay here's who generally kind of what i'm thinking but being dynamic enough to go hey you know what let's what you're great advice was you know what's what's up less prep for you essentially is the gas yet right and just talk to somebody a which is it's like it's like anything kevin i mean you know anybody who has a schedule i look at it like this if you're driving down hey road all right you have the double line in the middle right in you are driving on one side of the road in you having lane to stay in your mind wander a little mix you have a framework to work with that right if you were driving down the road without the wind you're going all over the place you're stretching pass me is kind of like right there the whole time right you really gotta make sure but if you had just a little bit of a framework lousy flexibility in between this kind of goes back to mislead discipline equals freedom right the more disciplined me all within a certain framework more freedom were unhappy gotcha that makes total sense any any you wanna share with folks listen with the kind of anything else you're up to her it ernie advice any other in a way that they could make progress like like you have which clearly which is a theme which makes sense just in life is is hard work there's no getting around it so yeah no one i would i would i would say this if i could give anybody one piece of advice 'em whether they're feeling i'm big on the whole theme to the podcast i have is average just my bet stripe if you're feeling mediocre 'em if you feel like you need to dig going or whatever get a coach final accountability partner you there's no excuse not have a coach or at the very least accountability partner 'em up had occurred since two thousand thirteen a career coach and it's it's been absolutely awesome and now that passion of mine i wanna go help coach and teach and trained others 'em so if there's one piece of advice i give it go get a coach fresher 'em in a once again i mentioned this would be buried the game it sounds so cliche but there's absolutely nothing in the world you can get done and officially in and productively or whatever without having the right head on your shoulders and having a good attitude solid say if there's any piece of vice idea that's gonna coach or an accountability partner and make sure you have a positive attitude in any situation you're perspectives on a roll how did you did you did you actively seek that ended you know the person that coaches you now already from previous life and water kind of resources that folks can do define their coach i'm sure there's a bunch of companies out there you a or other folks book for you how did you do that sure so fermi which my my coach part of a big 'em a real estate organization called the fenian company they're based out of california they also coach private i think it's seventy percent realtors but other small business owners well once all relational referral system in just like you guys referred to me 'em it's all based on referral marketing 'em but i'm indie one to one coaching program which gets you know i think life coaching this kind of cheesy word a cheesy phrase 'em but i guess it's kind of like i mean we talk a lot about financials we talk a lot about generating business we talk about event planning we talk about all those types of things mean right now it's he's it's fun because he's training academy on how to become a coach mean that's pretty awesome you know this 'em so a yeah i mean for me it was the real estate for anybody else 'em it depends on if you're looking for more of i guess the life coach counselor type thing if you're looking more somebody for business i know you know the the types of clients and i'm person looking for an open a talking to her team leaders people elite teams of a one twenty or maybe a little more 'em who really feels if they need defined more structure on the job in order to be more present personally off the job those types of people that know the dock and helping i'm working west 'em you know people who want to be more present positively impact the relationships person and professionals who i who i work with fisher that's outstanding so how can folks get a hold of you for either thing for if they're if they're in the business of buying selling or they do need some coaching right so all my kind of information for real estate's on are on her website raj long team dot com r o g e r s long l o n g team dot com 'em myself as on their my emails on their all of that goes to one account so phrasing maybe i'll be available for right there that's awesome that's great moment put that in the notes you know links and stuff like that so thank you ever white folks just yet no problem absolutely thanks for coming on spending her time telling their story on flows you've done with ross i'm sure will be in touch a man that's a block of i hear anything i'll definitely referring to a thank you i could tell you john hell puts out he's definitely prefer kevin if a if you if you don't mind i did you'd asked me if i had a favorite quote i wanna share with you that i thought was good i'm rita foley a i'm reading these football coaching bible right now believe and what i was doing the drought of work on becoming a judge said look anything i'm reading right now is either written by coach has the word coach in the title of it you know this is from may a yankee plate center for the packers when they won the super bowl play for the colts were a and then here's a very well respected college coaches name is bill currie 'em but in the football coach you bible he said the following some we respect leaders and we know what they look like we especially respect leaders who function with purpose in presence mind who are calm when all hell's breaking loose who were brave when their next year in the news who were not intimidated when the enemy is talented and allusive great coaches know how to extract every ounce of energy people people see that in it resonates with them they crave it they take it in us into their hearts no currie these football pitching bible i think it's an outstanding a weather sign off man that's deep that's also so after look that up and then kinda studied get more into it but then rogers thank you very much for your line ship your professionalism all the stuff you've done in in for coming on a thirty episode really appreciate it thanks very much cross data on the podcast sphere for sure a good line right you're doing thanks man appreciate again that'll going broke no problem they go again everyone that's come back that if you're a first time listener thanks for checking us out listening to my conversation with ben you can reach us had between the lines dot com at canal k g p n n e l l k g on twitter and instagram and between the slides facebook page if you have any questions about this content any previous episodes you wanna share how you do incident management project management you're people you're process what you do

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Munch Madness: Pie Noon: Round 1 Part 1 with Jon Gabrus

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Munch Madness: Pie Noon: Round 1 Part 1 with Jon Gabrus

"This is a head gun podcast. What's up everybody mitch ear. So i've been living back in quincy for a few months with my mom and i wake up every morning and my mom says to me. You guys eat some breakfast michael. And it's tricky because i'm a picky eater so i don't know what i want and sometimes what's available. I don't wanna eat it and for me. One of my favorite things to eat is a big bowl of cereal. I'll remember back to when i was located kid in this very same house had run downstairs. Pull myself a big bowl of cereal scarf it down and then sometimes a double up. I do another bowl. Scarpa down and that made me happy. But as i got older i realized that cereal is full of sugar and junk that you really shouldn't eat so he can't do it anymore. And bums me out but guess what. There's a solution to my problem. And that solution is magic spoon. Magic spoon is a high protein. Low sugar kito friendly and gluten-free cereal. That takes great. 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Thank you magic spoon for sponsor in this episode the sweet science in eighteen thirteen british writer. Pierce egan coined. This colorful phrase to describe boxing. The ancient olympic event which reemerged as a spectator sport in seventeenth century england one of countless slang terms that originated from these regulator punchout contests. The sweet science is still in use among boxing aficionados meant to evoke the blood. Sport requires both a chess masters tactical brilliance and ballet dancers grace but the sweet science could also be used to describe a different sort of competition a tournament between desert themed chain restaurants slash chain restaurants that serve desserts to determine which is the treat to beat this year six eateries have entered the fray plus the winners of the triple treat match is the bake off and the shake off to compete for the most prestigious award in chain restaurant. Podcast competition the dave thomas cup. Who will punch their weight class and possibly push this. Podcast hosts into an even higher weight class which confection will win the election. Who is this year's champion this week on the opening two matches in the first round of much mad. Twenty twenty one. The tournament of champions pine noon sponsored by manscaping baskin robbins versus ben and jerry's and bj's brew house and restaurant versus the cheesecake factory. Go welcome to the podcast about chain restaurants. I'm nick wider. Along with my co-host. They fry now mr slice mike mitchell. They fry now. You know a riff on the best movie line. That ever was eric from long beach california. They fly now. That's that was the is is nice line now. That was the third everyone they said. Like three or four times in a row. It's from rise of skywalker. It's like an minute scene and then every character who's ever set a line in the new star wars trilogy says they fry they fly now some variant of that Derek from long beach california writes. Yeah nick do you miss it here. We have a shake shack now but it kind of sucks yeah shake shack is very inconsistent. Long live bake and broil and enrica a couple of local joints row spoon. Manage email dot com. I remember i saw that movie in atlanta with sam. Richardson with virtual signal and gendi angelo. Gendi angela was so nervous that there was going to be a shooting to theater. Not that would be like. She like on the star wars on the first night and after the movie was done. I kind of wish that there had been s- christ. Take me out of my misery before. I watched that bullshit as so our listeners. Obviously can't wouldn't have picked this up. But emma our producer literally tug. Her caller senior. Didn't even think i realize that it's it's i would rather death than see the movie we got it. I was gonna say like how damn is that bad on everything that have you never seen it. I saw it. I saw it more than once. I saw twice in theaters and they saw and then watch the screener that we were sent. Because i guess they thought it was gonna win the oscar. The they send it to like members of the writers guild vote for it for best screenplay or some shit. I guess it was insensitive. Anyways i turn my volume down for this episode because of our guests. I just wanted everyone to know that it's going to be allowed yell episode in a good way let me let me just. I just wanted to say that the the movie theater thing is really because you know you and i love the move into the movies. I think you more so than me. I said i'm getting anxiety. No movie theater but you love going to the movies there. There was a. I you were afraid that you were going to get shot in a movie theater and then now it's like you can't you. You're afraid you're going to get an infectious disease. That's going to kill your parents at a movie theater. And it's like when i i guess i guess eventually when there's a vaccine we just go back to being afraid of shootings you know what that means time for the tomorrow war to drop what. Great luck lifelong dream to then. Of course there's some fucking virus that took over the world anyways and it will be on possibly be on amazon. It's great i'm excited. How to spoon nation and here's little drop wags the pressing. I will want to drink. I will want to drink the dressing. I will want to drink the dressing dressing. I will to drink depressing offbeat drinker i. I need to drink it dan. That was funky as really good. Hi mitch kenny here. From somerville massachusetts. Somerville slumber reveal wags sermon. Bill i mean yeah i hope you in. The boys are having fun at home during quincy style. Sorry i hope you in. The boys are having fun at home. Doing quincy style keg stands kegs full of ranch dressing. By the way the burger king mystic avin medford is particularly good. Thanks for all the laughs during this crazy year. Also if you like the music check out my music ken. i'll god kendo closer to the screen closer to the screen amazing visual here. Mitch keeps leaning in further and further towards his laptop. It's k. k. e. n. d. u. x. dot band camp dot com like like american pie. Band camp what. What like font point you using. I could not believe how close to get to the your webcam to read that. Why are when i was young. Muslims stream lee nearsighted. Did you know that. And i talked about this plenty of time. Yeah you mentioned this before. They thought i was going to go. Blinded one i but honestly over the years that's supposed to switch it's supposed to switch back. You were diagnosed with teddy. Bear is lesser known disease. Are you have just two little black buttons in the middle of your fucking nine minutes. I waited to talk on this dump. Can't tell when you're the guest on a podcast. You can only go when you're listening to a podcast. I was thrown off by the whole beginning. Wire made may feel like i said something. I shouldn't say now i'm nervous. I don't know. I i did i fuck up. No you're fine you're fine. It's not your fault america's bad. Yeah no one knows you went to the j or whatever the fuck. The movie was called with the rise of skywalker. You went there with a gun with one. Bullet could only taken myself yesterday and actor and comedian who the podcast high and mighty and action boys. The great john. Gabriel is back. Gabriel's i hi mitch high ama- thank you for having a high drop. Never met him. So i'm not a i. Don't feel beholden to say. hello to him What's up freaks. I miss you guys i. I can't believe how much i miss you. Guys one minute into mitch china. And here's a drop. I was like oh. I got two hours looking forward to this all week. Long and the second another hour of like w x dot z dot band camp. I'm gonna michelle. That was a good. That was a great drop. It was a good drop drop drop. I feel like listeners. Should pay attention to this episode. See the drop and go. That's an actual idea. That's like a take on something. That's a demonstration of talent and capability candies. Guy had everyone else is just like danton. Come off very solid. Actually when we saw the rise of skywalker in the theaters with ben rogers and garrick bernard and she goes my name's ray and they're like is that all or like what's your last name and it's the end of the movie in. This movie has been so bad the entire time. I never talking to theater. But i just wanna go donovan till i movie was so boring came. I've felt it was okay to talk shit at the screen and it turned into rocky horror at that point they'll slog and then also and then the payoff from that moment is like that's not earned you. She is not race skywalker. Although fucking his daughter was earned. I like that. Yeah they love the last name thing in the disney star wars they do the same move within solo but a character having no last name and then that last name getting some some story importance like just have names. That's like the third beat of a bad harold. I feel like often. It's like that character the whole time. That was president. William jefferson clinton. Guess like semi earned. And you kind of get that applause from improv students or like well. That was interesting to work that that's like the movie ends with that. It's like this. I got badran million dollar movie with like two characters saying the same word at the same time blackout i. I feel like the only thing i remember for. That movie is the big worm. That's like one of the only things that that big worm from solo you. Are you thinking of friday. You definitely have solo and the movie friday confused right now when i would never happen so often never i would never r.i.p tiny lister deebo fucking best. He's awesome put out. But i remember. There's a big worm in a cave and then of course to the snow. Clones is kind of thing i remember. Oh they've got the worm in the cave in in episode nine but in solo. There's like the warm queen who's under grass. That's one of the good parts of so art school. Yeah that's the way sequence. Yeah yeah that's like the movie. I don't care about how he becomes solo. Just let me see him be like a little streets camp fucking run scams like that's a fun idea for like solo done the mandalorian i think would have been a much better of like just him being a young smuggler and shit doing percent. I sure. yeah because it's like it's like the cold open for last crusade where we see. River phoenix r.i.p as young indiana jones. But it's not like the only the only we have like how he becomes. Indiana jones is just like oh. He grabs a hat yet. We don't need that. We don't need all that shit you know. We need to see how. Every i liked the hobbit movies but like there's a part where like we learn how how bilbo sword got named sting. I don't give a shit. I don't care why this is called stinks. I can just be called staying. We don't need to explain this. It makes this makes the world building less interesting. I wanna see a burger. I wanna see nick wagoner origin story. Where a young nick. Nick wagoner rolls up into a ball for the first time and in sucks himself off. Okay so we're talking movies how that happen your like your stretch like stretching on the floor dropped. I don't know. I'm trying to think of how you how you could get there how you could get to the point of where you'd look mom. I can hold a banana in my ass hall and it wasn't a banana. That's perfect. Been there brother. we're talking movies. We only have four restaurants to go over so alleged. These movies are from a couple years ago too. So let's get to more modern movies of. And i did want to talk about movie snacks. Which i know we've covered on this podcast but davis. I don't know if we've gotten your opinions on what you like to munch on a movie theater or if you're watching a film at home ooh home i like entrees. I like real food. I love like the full. Little alamo experience at home like we try to time and where we leave them the movie on pause before it starts for when we get our food so that we're allowed five minutes of food discussion. That doesn't step on the movie. I mean this is what happens with my poor wife has married guy gives. It's too much shit about takeout and movies. I'm like we need five minutes. Discuss how good the takeout is and then the movie starts and then we're done talking about the food okay. I'm the same way i i. I always will and for me a lot of times at home. Like pete's obviously pizzas a big one. But chart i i will. I'll i'll eat a little bit. But i always try to start the movie like when i've had two slices i'm trying not to eat too much while the movies on because i'm not going to be paying attention to the food and i got i gotta pay one hundred percent attention to the movie. See my problem is the opposite. I pay one hundred percent to the movie. And i m like passively consuming three thousand calories like i'm not like it's not even registering food is going on my body. It's like wow. We had three orders general. Tso's it's like we had gabriel. Why are you call me. Gabriel tiff. She wanted she wanted me to tell you guys tell them. Thank you for all the weight gain this week. Well worth it because we that's nice. She she took the ride with me on a lot of these places. We're gonna we're gonna talk about later. We there was my mom. My mom took the ri- with me. God it's on a pathetic as coming up but for movie theaters snacks. I'm a big beverage guy. I like beverage in there. Because i'm usually very stoned. And so like every movie for me now especially because nothing is below one hundred and thirty five minutes. Every moving for me now is a three way race between cotton mouth my bladder and the film's run time of thirsty. But if i drink anymore. I might have to sprint. Try to guess when i can leave. But i saw the irishman in a fucking in the theater stone is hell with just a bottle of water. And i had to pee like an hour in but i was all the way in like the fucking up against the wall so i was like taking bottlecaps sips of water. Like every eight minutes. I was allowing. I felt like i was in. This is my version of like five or alone. We're trying to survive watching the irishman in a theater at the. That's that's i. The only time i ever even think about like. Oh shit i gotta piss so bad is in movie theaters like i always. I'm just holding it for so long. Like i always like even even if it's like twenty minutes into a movie i feel like i try to hold it to the end of the movie. What i'm seeing a ninety minute movie no issues but when it's when it's an irishman you're you're in trouble. I'm realizing i'm have. I think probably when movies reopened. I'm just going to go into movies expecting to take one bathroom break. And i'm just going to be like you know what instead of trying to get through the whole movie. I'm just gonna miss some of it if i like the movie. I'll rewatch it instead of having like my legs crossed for the the the act. Three afraid of pissed my pants before the post credits scene. Why are you are hitting the nail on the fucking head. It's all self induced pressure. You can certainly go to the restroom during any one of these three hour. Fuck in theme park rides. That martin scorsese rat much wazzan. Pretty sure you could go to the bathroom without leaving theater. But i'm saying you. Oh yeah it's awesome. The movie theater door pushes open slowly. And the fucking anaconda slithering sneaks out here this big as nick winds through the arc light all the way into the urinal into the pipes. Any deposits urine directly in the sewer and then rolls it all back up like a tape measure wimps through the movie theater stops inhales a bunch of popcorn from the popcorn machine directly into his eurico sutures. Jewish how it goes back underground to help open the movie solo since at starbucks by itself having a coffee as an excuse watching the movie i really have to piss again. I feel like my to vincis. Okay you have. Here's another question. 'cause we're talking sweets this month and this is the you know. The tournament is entirely desert. Themed gabor's are you a man with a sweet tooth do you. You like your sweets or you more savory. So i got i got a question for him too because after after this plays into this i would say i have more of a meat tooth than a sweet tooth. Same i and i know it's sort of like hacked to say i'm not really a sweet sky like but i'm not. I'm fat the old fashioned. I'd always rather have another. I'd rather have a second serving of dinner. Then have dessert almost all of the time but the one desert that really cuts the line for me is ice cream. Ice cream is not like ooh my wife. My lovely wife tiffany. She likes to have a little dessert. A little something sweet after every dinner which she can handle. Because she's a grownup who can have one little scoop of ice cream or two swedish fish or something like that. She likes a little sweet to signify that the meals over me. The meal never ends like i'm never full. So like introducing sweets after because it's like such a downshift and like it's different than what you were eating for dinner. I could then eat. My appetite is refreshed because it's like a new category food so i can't fuck with it right too much like so. It's not part of my regular habit. But i will frequently you know like any time. It's like you gotta try the desert at this place on that guy. I'm always went in rome but then also like every once in a while something dumb and sweet gets my attention of like you know like mama. Fukui milk bar or something like that. are we get. Yeah i got it like. I got that cereal milk white russian after we ran that half-marathon thinking that would be like a good segue into partying sick as a fucking dog. Thirteen miles spe baguettes. I don't think. I need a white russia and milkshake but my eyes are bigger than my stomach and my stomach is insanely big so if i could skip desert. It's better for me. But i was thrilled to have a reason to try all these desserts for this week's for years munch madness and then the real highlight for me was a lot of these Desert places have dinner on the menu. I spent four hundred dollars at fast casual restaurants this week. Oh my god maybe maybe. Maybe i'm being hyperbolic. Maybe it's like three hundred. But i did because i ordered like we hit a couple expensive ones which was which we'll get into but we have a couple of sit down. Chains will reimburse you for the cost of an xbox series ass for the desert for the desserts. You asked me to get and not the eleven orders of buffalo blasts recreational purposes so so not as much of a sweet guy. I do have a sweet tooth. I will say and mitch. I don't think you have your really a sweet tooth guy as well. But i am. Someone who especially liquid calories are a big vice for me that i just kind of have to ban her also just drinks so many sodas i i love. You know like a margarita. I love you know. Like a of a sweet cocktail. And i do love i. I do really look forward to a dessert. Course if i'm if. I'm at a sit down restaurant so i don't know i think so much of it for me. And you mentioned you mentioned tiffany having like an ice cream after every dinner or some some little dessert nibble after every dinner. That was me growing up like my childhood was like food was always with something my dad cooked but then we always had ice cream in the freezer and i was like having just like a ritual. Our family was just having ice cream dishes at night after dinner. And so i just got used to that having that probably the worst thing you could eat at the worst time of day is just a whole bunch of sugar right before you go to bed like nutritionally. That's probably just so damaging to your body. But that's just what i was doing. Mitch that generation. We were also having a massive amount of sugar in the morning before going to school to for sure weird book into a child's day when you're like everything that matters is brain growth and ability to sleep in all these anabolic things that need to happen to a child but you're having fifty grams of sugar before going to school and fifty grams of sugar before going to bed. One hundred crisp and like pop tarts and like a glass of orange juice and don't forget wolf for eight hours and then when he came home that night a car a carb heavy dinner like a. Yeah right bread in fucking. Yeah spaghetti pasta sauce. We had like four nights a week because my mom didn't cook and we just had like leftover sauce and over different types of noodles every day. So yeah we'd have like a protein and then and then you know like like a starch side like some rice and then like the vegetable would also be a starch like corn and then they're also be dinner rolls on the table and it was just like it. It's it's it's unreal. What my what my was. When i was a growing boy. Mitchell are you like what what do you do. What are your preferences. Sweet wise how do you. What do you go with desserts i you. I didn't even think of that but when you were like. Oh i like pinochle lada. I love all that stuff. You know that. I love like a strawberry margarita. Or yes my tile. Like i definitely like sweet stuff because i like sodas and stuff still i that those are still a thing that i know i should never have and i still like him but like if i'm at the movie theaters just to use the movies again. As an example. I will get myself a popcorn and soda. Like i don't have to get like a. I don't need to get candy. Like i'm not a sweet guy in that way. Where on like. I need to have like sour patch. Kids or whatever. Raise the nets or something. I like those. I like peanut m. And and stuff like that. But it's not something i have to get. I have to. I have to get the popcorn with butter on it. Like that's what i that's what i need Speaking of which because of the pandemic a lot of people ordering popcorn from like post-meeting popcorn really with butter. Yeah would you do that. I mean i imagine popcorn. I miss it so much that i would do it but the but i yeah i don't i i mean to me like if i'm in a movie theater like i want that popcorn with the shitty oil butter that will hurt my stomach. No matter what Yeah i feel like. I feel like also not not so tien popcorn and dessert. Talking to one thing. I do think desserts is not really takeout. Category i ever think about eating also or delivery category because my favorite desserts are ice cream related and that always feels. I rarely order desert unless the place has like. If you're ordering delivery it's like i might have some chips. I mean some cookies in the in the cabinet or some ice cream in the freezer but ordering there's something extra about clicking twelve dollars and four hundred calories that you're just like we don't need an in the last year. Takeout became more even more than norm than was previously for us urban center people i was like i can't order dessert. Dessert never is like. I'm always like ordering dessert. That's nuts makes it makes more sense order an appetizer to me for whatever reason and then but then in this time i'm like we're seeking out dessert specifically in. It's like let doesn't feel like it travels well like and we'll get into it more into details but i could see. I don't have a microwave. So i could maybe see wanting to order popcorn but popcorn is one of the easiest things to make at home part of it. I think it's specifically people want movie theater popcorn the g you could chase that high like she was not like it's not like amc regal arc light all have proprietary butter blends. It's just fucking oil. I think you could recreate a it. Though at sean former guests former guests on the podcast. Friend of del boys sean clements at his wedding him and his wife gave out arc light caramel corn as your to go as your to go treat for your cab. Right uber ride home. That's that's how much they like. Arc light movie theater. Popcorn is that they gave it out at their wedding. That's how crazy that's great. I like that. I think there's part of the as far as getting sending you know sending a someone to go retrieve movie theater popcorn for you and bring it to your home for me that that speaks to. It's just your stir crazy you have a disposable income and you're board and so it's just like well. I don't know. I'll get some movie theater. It's the same when people were like po- ordering dodger stadium like hat was was selling to go food and you could going to review it and it's just like well we're just that's just something to keep meow ccupied 'cause i can pay someone to go do this. But ultimately the food is not anything. I would seek out outside of when i was actually there. You know what i mean. Yeah totally yeah. i'm sorry. Did this start with like the dodger. Dog conversation is what you're saying. No well yeah. I'm just. I'm just saying like the movie theater. Popcorn thing for me is like the same as getting food from dodger stadium. So i don't ever. You don't ever actually want dodger stadium. Who where. You're not dodger stadium. That i can't go to dodger stadium now and get those food. They used to get there. And i'm bored so fuck i'll try this. Why not right. that's what it reeks. It reeks of like chasing experience. Which i don't fault anyone four like if you're like oh promising. Young woman comes on demand this weekend. I want to order arc. Light popcorn and drink body factory smoothie or whatever fucking tradition you ever like the dodgers game is on. I want to order a dodger dog. And whatever to my house and you eat ice cream out of an dodgers helmet or whatever. It costs seventy dollars to do it. Say that's that's what's nuts. Yeah for my birthday. I bay cities on the beach and that was like my idea of like. That's a big big italian sandwich. You can get out here. The godmother is their signature and installation of a few real italian delis on the in this los angeles area. There's a they're very far away and they even even here. They put mustard on the godmother. Which i like it would be sacrilegious. Probably to some. Yeah but i live my full fucking. Jack nicholson life like that. Eating at shirtless. Italian eaten his sub shirtless on the beach. With my sunglasses on dream fucking come trojan. I feel like if i did that. They People nearby would start pouring water on me child. Yeah yeah. They rolled me back into they. I they cut. They cut this six pack. That was stuck in my asshole cut. It had a straw my aretha in a six pack. Ring up my asshole. Luckily a couple of marine biologist detangle and roll me back into the sea for the ball out of my fucking taint wonder if that were clear. Yup i man. I i like all of that except that how crowded the beach. The beach and l. a. Is that godmother in a good spot. I first of all how crowded the beaches in la is in your head. Yes venice beach in santa monica crowded but the beach goes. I go to will. Rogers in malibu and frequently planning with space. I don't go like once a week all year long. Like it's fucking great. You really. Yeah when it's hot out on the weekends it's quote unquote crowded but no one's like within six feet of you like it feels like it was the safest place this summer in the quarantine. I felt like it was outside people away from me and it was like a thing to do beyond you ever if the lifeguard chairs do you ever get up there and sitting in for old times sake i would say. I have a bow twenty-five pictures in my phone of me standing with my arms folded in front of a sign. That says no lifeguard on duty or something If we want to get even deeper into my midlife crisis quarantine crisis of identity. I am also on the mailing list for the county firefighter slash lifeguard exams. So i am possibly going to take it as a career. Wow wow i love podcasting but man if i got a few days outdoors rescue in some boogie borders. 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That's right it's all desserts this missouri sound effects in there. I was waiting for. We're gonna add sound effects. Maybe we'll add some sound effects. Guys me you wanted to do it again. In a me and mitch could do live sound effects. Okay great okay great. It's time to get into much madness. Twenty twenty one. The terminator champions pie noon by sponsored by may wait. Where do you want the. Where do you need brakes for breath for sound effects. Now you just go well. We're masters this. You just go. We'll snipe is as you're already seeing all of this and i'm not cutting it okay. I'll do love this shit. We'll take it once more. Let's get into much madness. Twenty twenty one. The tournament of champions pie noon sponsored by manscaping perfect. So it's all desserts this month. We remember you yum yum. God that those a week ago. I completely forgot about it was there. Was there any change to minor. Did i just say to say there was nothing last week. This varieties fine yum yum yum So here the tournament result here. The tournament rules for this year. This desert tournament rule. One just desserts meals may not appeal. And mitch also wants me to say as if you're an entree your main. You cannot join the game. Better all rule number two. If your drink is not slushy whiter will get fussy. The juice is not loose. We're not we're not covering juices. We're covering shakes and slushy is rule number. Three one might be controversial but doughnuts. Doughnut count this applies to all breakfast pastries real looking for dessert courses. We're not looking for. Am sweets rule number. Four if it's in a mall you can't ball so we're not covering mall food courts staples like your cinnabar like your mrs fields cookies. And we're we're making that rule purely because of the pandemic we don't want to be sending our guests into malls we certainly don't want to be sending postmates are chow workers into these malls on our behalf. I it just seems unsafe. Speak briefly about this. The one that we're really the only one we're really missing from this is auntie ann's was was like a cinnabon auntie ann's in wetzel pretzels. Were kind of like the three that we kind of had to give up and we talked about how the pretzels are kind of a weird desert one anyways and probably wouldn't win. Cinnabon is really the big one that we're missing out on. I think cinema. Anti and but i i would say cinnabon and mrs fields or the desert ones that i think of that are that we're emitting and that we would probably have on here. We probably have a food court region in normal circumstances. But we just don't because of the pandemic and this is all because Anti-delhi got the hantavirus when he went to five guys. So you please contribute to his go fund me for finest comedic actors best roll number five national. I'm sorry of course wagner is like this is his favorite part is let me rattle off the rules. We're all laughing and rule number five. I don't riff. I read bullet points. Rule number five. This is a chew rule if it's national it's national so we're not covering covers. We're not covering cookout. I know these places have fantastic desserts fantastic shakes but we just can't cover them because i'm in l. a. and mitch's in boston and it's impossible. I do love that. A lot of the rules are heading off dumb listeners. At the past they'll find out about this bullshit please. It's fucking podcast. Who cares if the ninth restaurant. You believe should win. Munch madness isn't it. Just listen for free this by the way. This opinion is not the opinion of neither the host nor the employees of dope boys media. This is the opinion of one john. Gabriel thank you for clarifying now. Person is mrs fields and sonic are probably the ones that they'll complain about. But i don't know if they would've sonics a good one. Yeah sonics which i think has a case again. Are there even any sonics in massachusetts. That was an issue right now. There is one on route one. It's a huge pain in the ass. I i'd go to it. I mean what. Maybe it will be a plan. Maybe they'll be surprised. Who gives a shit. We'll see it's possible. Some of these eventually work their way. In yeah gotta wait till you can get Pass on the pod dude. Very funny very funny guys in they would be great on the podcast. It shows how bad we are never getting the sonic guys on the show. We'll book them in like twenty twenty-five those guys riffing sonic commercials is like yoyo. Ma doing like the soundtrack for monday night. Football or something like that doesn't make sense like they're the most like artistic. Theatrical improvisers all the tj and dave workshops and all those those guys are so hetty yeah. We riffing a convertible for chili. Dogs i speak speak speaking speaking of which they replaced the sonnet guys with families. And it sucks. There's ever seen these ads. I have seen these ads. And i agree with you that it's a little disappointing. It's it's just it's just lost sense of fun. It's just a less charming version of what they already had. Yeah bring back the sonic guys. They're funny the sonic guys. They were great. So we have eight chains that have entered divided into four regions. The easy bake region. The shaken not stirred region will be covering both of those on next week's in the weeks after double doubles double and the two regions will be covering today. The creams men region and the junior prom region. So let's get into it. The craftsman region consists baskin robbins versus ben. And jerry's ben and jerry's in by virtue of winning the evan susser ice cream invitational and the junior prom region which is bj's brew house and restaurant versus the cheesecake factory. You can find the full bracket on our social media at doboy spot on twitter challenge dot com slash march madness. Twenty twenty one if you want to link to directly. I guess let's start here. Gabor's won't baskin robbins. Ben and jerry's were do you have any preferences as someone who is such a huge ice cream fan as am i. Do you have a favorite ice cream parlor. I'm definitely a pint pint from the grocery store guy. 'cause i'm a very much like a. Ooh ooh ooh mcconnell's are blank flavor of ood the jenny's this looks good. You know always have one three pints to various levels of being finished in our freezer here at the house. But i am like a fan of the ice cream parlor experience but i i always do too much to myself. I'm always like you're an idiot. You already had ribs. You don't need to eat this much cookie dough on top of your like i'm mike right i do think i'm all about the Omega patrika and ice cream place. i'm like gimme the fucking garbage. F- give me everything in the chocolate and nut category on top of my ice cream and i will not care but brand loyalty. This was. this category was tough for me. Because i'm a huge ben and jerry's fan doodoo. I'm like that actually. What's wrong with america. Now is that i have fandom for a corporation but i like i like their flavors and i like their attitude and belief system and all but baskin robbins is in my bones because the baskin robbins in one town over from me was next to the blockbuster and i see that parking lot is held in high esteem in my head. Still the merrick. Merrick road fucking our america avenue blockbuster and baskin robbins in the same fucking little shopping center. That's where i was like every weekend. When i can talk my parents into going and then the second i got a car. That's where i was every friday after work. Buying getting a movie and buying ice cream. So baskin robbins is in my nostalgia bones but ben and jerry's i've sort of got and so and we'll get into it as we went but i needed to like really do a definitive rundown of who who i think is better here and i i think i did quality you research and i'm also very proud of my thesis. I came to love. I will say that. I am a big baskin robbins. Fan as well mitch. I assume as someone from From new england. You have a ben and jerry's leaning have ben and jerry's the leaning but more so for me growing up it was. It was brigham of course which now there's ice cream house best pizzeria. And the best ice cream place in the world happened to be within a two mile radius of your childhood home. We a lot of seconds. All i could you consider you went to naples but have you gone the maria regina op. You've had regina and you know what's good. I know it's good yeah. I know it's good don't want we don't want to get into this year because i'll just make everyone who doesn't live in new york upset. Fuck you jess maria. Regina pizza is awesome. I love when i'm in allston to eat it. But if i'm in brooklyn or long island or manhattan i'm not. I wish i could get maria. Regina fucking first of all. It's it's pizzeria. Regina maria regina is i know all. Yeah no shit. You don't know who. Marie gina maria regina rotten crotch got finger blasted in the briggs block in la i stood. I stood guard for all those things. I recently shot a thing with a friend where i had to play a boston. Guy and i was very nervous about the dialect. And mitch and i mitch king the audio message saying audio messages back and forth of like doing the accent. Mitch has keep all audio messages on on his phone. Great so he keeps. He has all of them still for some reason. But the wardrobe woman dressed me up and she put me in a pat and then like graphic t- and a plaid shirt over and my beard is on the big side today these last couple of weeks and i was like take a picture of me and i'm going to squint and do a thumbs up and just understand that i truly transformed into you. Look you look just like me. It's like i was like hey gabor's i'm playing a new york guy. And then i went and they gave me a long island tattoo tattoo as spray tan. Fucking awful hair in in a in a in a beater. I was just wearing a beater as well. A frame shirt dude. Nice try scored is going to be alive. I almost slipped up and said it the other way but wh- works you beat men to right. Jesus meter isn't the problem. Can beat aches your. Where's my honey. Where's my egg. I need it on the shirt for work. They call them. They call them tank a lot now too so i think a shirt like 'cause it's t shirt is got the sleeves a shirt doesn't like i had a by ida by tanks. I went i went to Dsl with my mom in the night. The night that we went to patagonia bought a tent. Put my arms through it. Fits your mom's willingness to accompany you on every errand is staggering on your own. There's only one car and then we go out as we go out together we had pinned express for the podcast and we got it for dinner. And we and i and i needed. I needed a tank. A black tank for an audition. Gabor's knows what it is. He did it too and I so i had we had to go. Dsl and get some some two xl three excel tanks. See what see what they got. Because if you didn't know this for for if you're a bigger man if you were a tank you see every crevice of your belly. It's just it's it's the most it i'm i'm shocked that you wear them games. Because i as a big guy like you just see my my titties aren't full display. When i wear tank. I i have a little bit of a benefit of having like shoulder traps and bicep like a little bit of muscular definition up their draws your attention away from like my guinot masta and my fucking low testosterone hypo go nadal abdominal fucking swelling. That's all. I could draw your attention away with some traps and some biceps that are sort of wearing a tank top. I think looks more. Flattering on me than a lot of other shirts. Because it's it's more surprising that i look okay in it. Then it's like based on what this guy looks like fucking button-down. I don't wanna see him in a tank top but throwing the tanked up on mitch. This is actually. I want to. This is a new theory. I've been working. On the reason i started wearing a speedo or bikini. Briefs whatever you wanna call it to the beach again. Because i hate tan lines. I mean i love tan lines. But i like to have as minimal as possible but tan lines and now i'm into way too much of a stuff here but tan lines as a kid who grew up eighty s playboy tan. Lines are still a big thing for me. Yeah as a matter of fact. My birthday gift from tiffany. This year is a painting of her bare of her topless that our friend merrill row made and tiffany purposely went tanning in a bikini to get tan lines for the painting. How dedication dedication. Yeah you guys. Don't air the zoom anywhere right i. I think i've had. I think that gabor's giving us a glimpse on his screen. Oh my god. That's very tasteful though. It's amazing i love that. I can't figure out the angle of the camera. Two point data tara trigger warning apologized to me. that's beautiful. I feel wwco tan lines. Ten for me. I've always been Here i have a picture of me with without my with in this tank so you can share the same painting commission but i basically have business sharing the same thing like i got to orders. How yeah this is a tank. I hope hopefully this doesn't. I don't want this. You look tough. Yeah i will say it is enough of a character change with your with take him head off because i had softens you in a good way it makes you look like more like a buddy at charming guy but you look a little problematic here like no way that i know you're showing that you're going for with the roll all right. You're about to film a video in the in in your car and your parked car explained complaining about. Stop the steel. Unless you're about to weigh in on the black little mermaid. I and we're not gonna wanna hear this guy's just a jump back to wrap up that speedo conversation. I wore a speedo to the beach. Instead of bathing suit for the first time and i looked at myself and i said you don't look that much worse right like it's like it's not like the inches of fis were previously hidden before now that they're revealed more like oh shit gabor's is overweight. Like no it's been it's apparent from the get-go but because i feel better and feel sexier in speedo. I may look five percent worse. But i feel twenty percent better. That's a fifteen percent. Net gain positively. You feel better than us. I would i would. I would not like that you do. I like what would make you feel better. And that's it. Because i'm telling you like this is like all holdover from a t shirt in the pool. You know what. I mean right. You look worse in a wet. T shirt do fat and shirtless. And that's just a true statement. And that's i. I wish i could time travel and talked to every thirteen year old whose parents just leave them home alone with food and to watch the little brothers all day long and be like go ahead. Go eat go nuts. But don't you ever wear fucking shirt and a pool. have those out. Seventy percent of adults are fat. And where like making kids feel bad about having tits fuck. That came out wednesday. Get in the pool kids. That's how i was i was. I was a skinny child. Then when i got into my teen years. That's and then i would never then. I wouldn't go swimming really. That was that was my solution to the problem is that i just never went really swimming. But i'll see swimming was the great equalizer for big guy like we're all like i can't run as fast as any of my friends growing up because i was overweight for twelve years old or whatever but in the pool. They weren't that much faster than me. You know what i mean so it like it felt like an equalizer to be in the pool and i guess maybe that's why i ended up becoming the captain of my high school swim team. I think just when i was like fifteen or sixteen i stopped. I mean like our. I go swimming at night or you know. I didn't like to take my shirt off. I was not a t shirt in the pocket unless it was just for sun burns because my version of that of that tiff drawing would be Sun blisters and push her shoulders and then just white fail why. I get some blistered. Well that doesn't matter. It's still send the painting along. I wanna hang picture of my wife. Let's let's talk ice cream so i was talking. We talk sun blisters. We haven't talked about the food yet. Let's get into it. Baskin robbins is a childhood favorite of mine. I always love going to baskin robbins. And so my approach was. I was like we were especially mitch and i have to have so much dessert. Because we're on every episode for this month. That i'm trying to pace myself a little bit. So i got two scoops in a cop from each parlor. And that's why i was like. That's what i'm used valium. And it'll be a direct comparison once one flavor. That's a classic that i like and one modern flavor that i would normally get. But i'm getting it because it's you know. Promotional or whatever so from baskin robbins childhood favorite flavors chocolate chip and specifically baskin robbins. Chocolate chip is dynamite. Because they have the kind of coarsely ground chocolate chips like they're not like full chips like they're just kind of You know it's it's textually. It's it's it's it's the perfect approach and their chocolate chip when i got a was absolute dynamite. By the way man. I was just like i feel so much empathy. First food service workers doing something like this because they go into this baskin robbins. And there's one worker in there by herself just waiting for the occasional like fat piece of shit like me to walk in and demands some ice cream as out of fucking miserable. Shift this much be there. So obviously on skeleton crew as the corporations aren't going to pay to have two people there if the the amount of people coming through is so much lower. But it's brutal. I the same thing happened to me. I'll get through it too but the same thing happened to me. I was like let these people fucking go home back but also pay them. Yeah would also pay them. I yeah i'm i'm i find myself tipping like one hundred percent in every every everywhere i go because i'm just like i can't say i feel awful that anyone's being made to work in these circumstances swearing a mask behind fucking plastic. I was looking at credit card. Receipts ondo boys and i saw you left. Zero tip. These tips cash out of his own income. He refuses bullshit right there. That's unreal wider shit. I tip big at all. These places bought. I do performance. Put it in the jar like they have to see me put it. In jer- i'm one hundred percent. That no i went to. I went to the atm. I went to the bank of america and took out cash with the doboy card. So i could do exactly that because i want. But i do think that's a psychological benefit to chime in if you're a food service worker let us know if you think it's like performative or or shittier whatever's attack a psychological element to being like. Oh this person appreciates me is giving me this money versus. I you know this is. This was on. A receipt was digitally processed through an app. That maybe is going half to half of this tip is going to the owner because there are piece of shit. I don't fucking know. I kind of prefer putting the cash on the tip jar began that happened. People hate it fucking now a place. We'll talk about later cheesecake factory. I i picked it up. And i had done it online and had no cash on me but i given a tip and i said i told the lady i was like i tipped online. That's that's where i'm at in life to where i'm like. I don't want you to think. I'm a piece of shit. I did tip ahead of time. Yes but even if that is the case. I sometimes still put a couple of bucks in the jaw which is crazy and nick. You're i do the whole. Like i do it. The dispensaries to when i when i when they gave me back my change and mike and this is for you guys and there and it's an old holdover from casino life because if you say and this is for the house they go no. You're lose what you goes to the house. You say this is for the guys for the dealers or the stick man. And i'm like oh so now i i want. I want to be like this isn't for cheesecake factory. This is for you tanya or michael whatever your name is i can't tell i can't read the name either. Tanya michael can only see the a in the middle. So i'm assuming it's either tanya mike i'm not gonna look up in us any other context six bucks. I hope you're fucking happy. It is a difficult. And i'll i'll say this though at the ben and jerry's i want to last night i did what you did. Basically i gave one hundred percent tip and and the service the the woman working was like she did not try. Look this is not hero. Shit you should just. Everyone should be tipping. yes she was. I only i gave like a fa- i gave like a ten. I think it was ten dollars a five or ten dollar tip. I think it was ten bucks and she and she was like thank you so much and i was like that to me means that people aren't tip in. That's the bums me out. Because i'm sure that they're not which will that. That's a that's an issue where a lot of people have less money and so this happening around it. I don't know there's there's there's different factors. i think there's one is that of course. A money factor. We do this show for living and and you know we use profits from the show to to give tips into by food. Whatever that's one thing then too. I do think that there is a thing in pandemic world where people do think that pick up. You don't have to leave a tip. And i think that you do have to leave it up and i think that's another factor. I think some people don't get it. Yeah i i think that was a way that some people were like i think that was a mindset. People had forever. Is that you just you. If you're picking up your food you do not have to tip i. I truly think some people. Think that way i i will. I will copy tipping less. If i'm picking us the sure. I mean i. I think that even makes savage x ten percent. If i'm picking up and twenty percent plus if i'm delivering and if it's like a five dollar item or a seven dollar item then i'm averaging thirty to forty percent and i'm not bragging either but it's just like yeah. I worked as a bartender way too much to not like tip like crazy and all these situations and also like the pandemic slowdown enough. Where i'm like. I'm not going. I'm not feeding enough money into the community into the environment like i previously was so it's like i feel the need to like. Give my own little. Stimulus package to the baskin robbins on louisiana. Or whatever to me. Is that sort of thing. And i and i know people that deal with this. If you're using a credit card which almost everyone does and then you push no tip when you're picking up just you can leave a buck united. Mean like a like a. I think anything helps. And i know that money isn't yeah for sure for a lot of people in and and that's the deal but if you have the power to do so you can leave a dollar. I think with pickup. Your should at least lead a few bucks now. I would like. I whatever whatever you can afford but i also do feel like at air on the high side i mean you know. There's a twenty dollars a twenty or twenty five percent by a dose. I agree with you. i'm just saying that. He sang minimum. Throw a fucking yet something with you. If you wouldn't even notice if you a for like if you put it on your credit card forseeable you might not notice seven dollars versus eight dollars now. Does that make me an absolute coastal elite. Who might not notice that. Seven or eight dollars comes out of their account. Yes the fucker. I got that fucking. Tv money dot. And that's why. I live in an apartment. That's why i gotta pay quarters from my own laundry. My whole point of that is just that that the service worker was was very pleased. Even just see ten bucks. Which isn't which isn't even which is jenner. Which is generous enough. But it's it's not like a crazy thing and and and so just especially during these times people should be aware of it and and try and try to try to tip as much as you can if you pay. Yes i think i think. Beyond the tangible economic benefit for somebody there is perhaps a psychological element to feeling appreciated even even just like being kind to a worker. Who's dealing with a bunch of entitled flustered fucking people just like expect things to be customers. Expect things to be catered to during a plague. Anyway baskin robbins. I got the the chocolate chip vanilla which is vanilla flavored ice cream with a semisi chocolate chips. They mentioned the texture is great. I thought it was a dynamic as it was just an absolute dynamite execution and i also got a limited flavor which is their love potion number thirty one which is the thing they've had for a while a read their copy this enchanting white chocolate and raspberry flavored ice cream sure to send everyone head over heels with raspberry filled chocolate flavored hearts chocolate flavored chips. And raspberry swirl this was good but the issue is that i just feel like the raspberry is very artificial tasting and that there's so much raspberry that it kind of just lowered the overall like this. I did wanna finish. I wanted to eat all the chocolate chip and the potion number thirty one i was like. I don't think the calories are worth this. Although i do like the although i do like the chocolate and i do like the idea of the raspberry filled chocolate flavored hearts. The raspberry flavor itself is just a little clawing lee sweet and a little too just again just just felt lab produced But overall a good outing from from baskin robbins. I'd say that probably both my favorite ice cream. My favorite ice cream flavor and my least favorite ice cream flavor of the four scoops that i had. Mitch what did you get from baskin robbins. all right. So this was on my little desert tour with my ma and this was this was not long after We had just gotten Dairy queen and mcdonald's and we then went to baskin robbins. It was a it was a baskin robbins. Dunkin donuts which. I didn't know when i first went there. I was searching for baskin robbins. I believe it was in the foxborough area. But i'm going to but you are. You still scream. That don't donate doughnuts. Do not don't not belong donuts. Don't count. We're still screaming that at the employees like nick requested. I did scream. I did screen the employees. That don't do knock the fucking chocolate glaze that his hand. You're like i scream only. Let's go to in the pink or whatever. This was screaming that on january. Six go couch. Nancy pelosi is dumping her fucking wastepaper basket. Guys see the one guy. Screaming time to make the doughnuts walked in with the donkey effigy and burned it in the capitol rotunda shirt for something called dough. Boys must miss some proud boys and certainly wouldn't be his own podcast. No one would wear their own podcast birch. No one would get that two dollar a royalty hit from from buying their own t shirt. Was i wearing a job oyster shirt. Yes but it was under a sweatshirt. The same when i'm wearing today and that i've worn through most of the pandemic i went in there. I said hey. Can i get a sunday. And the guy goes. I gotta warn you. I suck at making them. That's what he said it's awesome. I love that. I'm hanging out there weekly at this planet. That guy if a guy says that to me that works there. i'm like i'm coming exclusively brow. let's make some fucking. I think i think he was like trouser cards. Fucking sundays here. He was he was. He was trying to talk me out of it and i was like and i was like but i really have to get one. I know that this sounds like fast guy. Excuse i was like. I really truly have to get one so i got myself two scoops on day. I got jamaica armand fudge which was the the one that my mom had said. She said that that one looks good. And then we were trying to figure out. We're trying to figure out the the next flavor to get and they and they were the one that we decided on they. Didn't i think we're going to look at quarterback. Crunch was one that we're going to try to get And then at will yes e t berry back. They had ray lewis strawberry jam. The aaron hernandez blasters. i mean. they'd probably want some sorta of probably still is some sort of a shotgun full of peanut butter. They did not have any of the Of the they didn't have a lot of flavors that we wanted. There was mom's making cookies and it was the one that we decided that we wanted. And then they didn't have that either they didn't have. They didn't have quarterback crunch mom's making cookies and so we we did the the. What is it called. I don't wanna say did you get the dad. Dad still not home. That's that seems bad is supposed to be home. Two hours ago crunch jamaica jamaica almond cr-. What was it jamaica. Fuck jesus christ hold on a second. We got the chocolate chip. Cookie dough is the other one we got. We settled for chocolate chip. Cookie dough And i got some hot fudge on there. And i got some caramel on there. And some whip cream jamaica almond fudge. That's what it was called. And i ate it and it was fine. It didn't have the benefit of of it was the last one we got a taste. The ice tastes pretty good. It tasted good But it was like the kid said. He wasn't good at making sundays. And it was just an okay sunday The caramel and fudge worked. Okay but the fudge wasn't particularly good in the caramel was just fine and nick. I told you. I grew up with brigham. Yes i didn't go to baskin robbins. Lock growing up. I'm not a. I'm not opposed to baskin robbins. I think baskin robbins are pretty decent underrated. Maybe more than anything. I think people think i think when people think baskin robbins. They don't think baskin robbins. Are that good. And i think baskin robbins are pretty good so it depends on the region. It really depends on where you are in the country. Yeah for me. i mean like they are just. That's what they are now. Is there baskin robbins dunkin donuts. And you've you've barely you rarely see them ever like a like. I never growing up. I never even experience when i feel like but the sunday was it was. It was decent like good enough ice cream. But the like i said the fudge was just okay and the karma was was fine and the cream is okay too but i wasn't. I wasn't blown away. Gaber say it falls to you your baskin robbins. Thirty one flavors experience. I knew i was going to be able to get ben and jerry from the parlor i was prepared to do pints and i was like i'll do pints of be jays versus pints of being ours and they're at the same time i was like that might be a little unfair to baskin robbins. Because that's sort of ben and jerry's kind of lane so last week after driving over from the grocery store with like the frozen ice cream. My car i was like. Oh i think there's a baskin robbins on like las yennega and third which is near me. I'll go run down there and grab a sunday. This is yesterday eleven. am and i'm like. Oh no it's not down by. It's down all the way down by the ten. And i'm like fuck okay. Well now i'm committed now. You know doing google maps while driving. What everyone in. la loves. And i get to baskin robbins order et sunday. I'm like i'm just gonna get my favorite thing from here to give them as much weight as possible. Because i i kind of had a bias for and jerry's going in. That's why also picked four my baskin robbins flavor. My picked cookies and cream. My favorite ice standard ice cream flavor go to baskin robbins. Get the cookie dough sunday. Because we're big cookie dough heads in our house me tiff. We like that as our favorite ice cream flavor. And then i get a couple of scoops. And i get that jamaica almond fudge in a separate one. I get like just a couple. Jim almond fudge peanut butter cup ice cream. Well i if. I would've saw mums baking cookies or mom's basic baking cookies. Because i went to a store in los angeles. And i i would have gotten that because that sounds appealing as hell so i got two different like you know. One cup with scoops one sunday and one pint of baskin robbins and goddess say. I am nonspecific. Non-competitive way like the cookie dough. Topping pieces were gross. That's cookie dough that was in the ice cream was a good cookie dough in the ice cream but the kind that they added to the topping and the sunday was. Mcdonald's does with their blizzards where they like. Kind of just pour it all in the koppen. Jam it down and it doesn't really exist in like a sunday form. Like by the time. I drove home. It was like more of like a sweet stew and less of a sunday. But those scoops were real tight. Jim oak almond fudge. I believe is one of their proprietary or one of their thirty one that they like to throw out there. I thought that was fine. But the reese's peanut butter cups scoop was the best ice cream from baskin robbins. That i had was fucking. It had like shattered peanut butter cups in. Its some bites. Where a little bit of a crispy and it was like a peanut butter type ice cream and like the shattered peanut butter cups. Gave you some bites that. Were like harder chocolate chip edges in the in the chip Kind of spectrum and then some bites where like gooey peanut butter lobbed in there that's awesome sound bites where like a bigger chunk of peanut butter company you can have that full flavor and texture but i didn't realize how disparate the textures inside of peanut peanut butter cup could be if separated so it was like that was really enjoyable and that i didn't intend to finish anything i purchased sorry environment But i could not stand to do all this one weekend fucking just but i did finish that scoop of peanut butter cup and i could not stop myself. So that's where that's where. I landed overall with Baskin robbins well. Sounds like we all had. We all had similar experiences with some highs and some lows. let's pivot to ben and jerry's so the flavor the old standby i got shout. Deficient the discord. The dose scored was fish food chocolate. Ice cream with marshmallow swirls caramel swirls and fudge fish. You know all their all the ben and jerry's all the good flavors just have a lot of mix ins they're they're just all about varying textures. I think fish food is a home run. And it's and i don't even like chocolate ice cream all that much usually to chocolate for me. You know i'm. I'm a big vanilla advocate. A if i if i'm going to have chocolate rather like vanilla ice cream with chocolate nixon's but i do think fish food is such a good just like a hybrid of all these different flavors like it. It's kind of not quite but it's kind of s'mores e but then also. I just think like the the way that the marshmallow and this caramel has swirled in there is just like so correct so proportionate on a like the low fudge fish. Those are a lot of fun. Official was was delightful. I also got the net. Flicks in chilled. Which is a really Bob but this is a great flavor and it is a great flavor. This is a peanut butter ice cream. With sweet and salty. Pretzel swirls and fudge brownies. I wanted to hate it based off of the name but biting it biting into this is fucking great. The name sucks. The name is awful. But the it's like it's a cosponsored like netflix. Paid for that like the name is awful. Because it's about allegedly about fucking but and it's also like winky we're gonna fuck. I hate the worst cultural. See netflix's off by. It's all absolve the by me because it tastes fucking great. It tastes so fucking good. I will be eliciting the same argument when we come around to the ps zouqi conversation. I will say sometimes something tastes so good. The name can be dumb. And that's where i land on netflix. And chill as well. I feel like you rarely encounter. just straight up peanut butter ice cream. Peanut butter is usually thing. That's a but this actually having this as a base work so well and i love the. I love the mix of sweet and salty. So i'm all on board with having the pretzel soros. I thought this flavor was great. And i would totally one hundred percent consumer pie. Dennis by the way. I should note. I did go to a ben and jerry's parlor and You know the. It's i think it's the same quality you'll get out of their pints honestly. I think they're they're extremely consistent. So it's more just like if you want the experience of going to a parlor that's the reason for it. But i think going getting the getting them by the pine. I think you're getting the same thing. Mitch what did you do for your ben and jerry's well why does he bring up a big thing with me on on even just deciding between these two places which you know i'm not saying i'm not gonna Tell you which which place. I which plays i prefer yet. But you're writing in brigham 's not an option. It's on the screen. I i i i like parlors. I like ice cream parlor. And ben and jerry's i've just never even thought even though i've gone to some of their partners just is not it's not a parlor place for to me and mike you can just tell when you're there like you can gummy bears on it and it just feels kind of like yeah. We're just getting ben and jerry's ice cream and like the you know what this is. This is like a service. Stop for ben and jerry ice cream and you can get us more fresh and have like fucking hot fudge on it. You know what. I mean like it. Just it doesn't feel like a real power which it's like the microsoft store. It's just like it's more there as like. This isn't for sales this marketing. This is here to kind of flagship. You know presentational. Dang i live over by melrose and las vegas where there's like twelve stores that are just paying twenty five grand a month in rent to be billboards reich. I never see anyone go into vivienne westwood or anyone. Like i have marc jacobs and all. That shit is all in this neighborhood. No one's going in stores. They we have a casper store. A casper store caddie cornered from an away. Luggage store podcasts brands by my house. I like since. I've the first time i tried chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. I believe was with ben and jerry's way way way back in the day they invented the flavor and so a pint of ben and jerry's and i've always thought of it as pint ice cream. I went to ben. And jerry's i picked up my cheesecake factory right before it went over to ben and jerry's i got myself the the brownie sundae. Why that's that's where i went with. I was at a parlor myself closed at nine thirty. I felt exactly what you guys were saying too with. That sort of thing of why is this. Why is this poor person working here. It seems like she was just waiting for meat. Fucking waddell in an order. Something like like a like god. You shouldn't be here at night past nine pm. It doesn't make any sense. But i got myself the that brownie. Sunday and i was choosing between two flavors and i've had netflixing chilled and i decided to go with in honor of one of our comedy. Heroes the tonight. Though i want with tonight show with jimmy fallon wow Which i can read that to you right now But it's it's basically a cookie dough base. Which i thought would be good because i got cookie in my baskin robbins ice cream. And i gotta say this the jamaica almond fudge. That was the ice cream i liked. The most and i kind of was saving till now in that sunday was it had a nice taste to it All the flavors kinda did mix together. But the cookie dough at baskin robbins was not nearly as good as the cookie dough. Or the tonight show at ben and jerry's i think it just it outclassed it by quite a bit I'll this they warm up the brownie. Which i think is nice. They want with the brownie. Basically in a microwave and that causes problems. Because this this this just shows like how much of a non-take-up place this is and how this is just kind of commercial as that. They had to put another bowl on top of my sunday for me to go like that. Was that was how i got it to go to like another ball on top of my ball and i got myself again. Hot fudge caramel sauce and whip cream. I got home and it was pretty good it the this was like eight minute drive at the most with the other topic. But maybe it's that you know the the brownie being. He loved the microwave which again i liked. Yeah i think. I think called ice cream up against the hot brownies to deteriorate the structural integrity integrity of your ice cream. Yes it it took it down. Yeah of course took it. Of course it like a hot stone creamer. it doesn't work. So yeah i've got a little goop. Yes of course. Of course the ice is gonna melt on a hot brownie. That is an issue but you know there was no it was just like another a bowl and it just so so transporting. It was not easy in by the way the tonight show ice cream. Is it's caramel and chocolate. Ice cream with chocolate cookie swirls in gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough an peanut butter cookie dough so it's a a wild ice cream. I probably should have gone. Netflixing chilled which i which which i do. I've had before. And i do like quite a bit why i also got myself. Some half baked cookie dough bites. Have you seen these speaking tonight. Though you kind of went into leno for a second there have you seen. Have you had any of these. Come on jay. that's great. But don't i got i got myself some. I got myself of the cookie. No bite and you know what i thought. That was pretty good. That's wrong jay. Come on their good. my mum. My mum was disgusted by them. But i i thought michael rose in the garbage discussing by this six. You gotta poor orange juice on it in the garbage. Because i know you still did around in the back out. She has been doing shit like that. What she's like okay. We're done with this one now on my all right fine fucking. I have a safe word with Tiffany because when she tries to look out for me foodwise. Ice sometimes can be super defensive about it and get into like a mode that is not on. A reaction is deserving of what. She said like she'll do something like are you. Sure you want to get to order of wings for appetizers and i'll like oh now it's fucking issue. 'cause i'm getting so overreact. Like always now our our new thing is we have a safe word that she can just say and that's just her going. Hey just like when you shake can and nichols at a dog. Just got to break this habit square. The cat in the face with a water thing. She just says hercules to me and that means like don't forget you don't want to be fat anymore like cash hyder. Then i'm like right. Let me just lower that number two one. The channel app. I don't need to of those apps. And i will throw out this ice cream. I don't even like i want. I wanna give my mom that hercules say for it but then it just going to be like a clump household. We're going to be hearing hercules. Louis that's so. I can eventually play hercules in a marvel movie. That's my plan to make industry the recent drawings of hercules in the marvel. He actually looks like me too but like muscular but we look pretty similar. So that's my big. Let's go does cord make it happen. No you have the power to steer fucking pop culture. Kevin kevin fee A a well known dose. Quarter Did you like last night's episode of wanda vision. Mitch shut up kevin. Yeah but you think it was a cool reveal to say. I am the scarlet. Waste that. We've known about for fifteen. I i like your show. But that's a weird ending to be like that means your the scarlet witch. Yeah no that's what we've been called. We've known that forever truly was baffling more nonsense and it's just mystery box. Jj but anyways i got. I got the brownie special sunday. It was a little goofy. When i went back it was had melted but it was damn good the flavor. Look i know that people are gonna say like man. Ben and jerry's is just a lot. It's very decadent it's it's like a like a your the fudge. A lot of the like a lot of this stuff was just goop together. But i liked the group. It was like you're saying gabor's like a sweet stew. A delicious sweets stew in parts of that brownie. That was still warm. I think that this could have been more of ice cream on it. That ice cream did just melt a little too much it was still just. It was really tasty. I it was. It was undeniably good. And that's the thing with ben and jerry's like it is good it does it definitely tastes processed in taste like like. There's a not not processing the in a bad way like like it. There's a lot obviously a lot of candy and ton of bullshit in the ice cream but it's tasty wise. It's undeniably tasty right. There's a charlie good. they're try. They're trying to be excessive. But i but that's what they do. That's their gimmick. And i think they succeed. Gabriel your ben and jerry's experience so for me. I i was. I felt bad. Going into benadryl. Because as ben and jerry's fan. So i decided to go with one classic and one new one that i had had before i hadn't had that flakes in chilled till yesterday and i got chunky monkey which is one that i haven't gotten in maybe a decade and i also because when i was in the pint thing i was like i should get baskin robbins just in case the sunday. The person making it wasn't as good as so i got cookies and cream. My favorite flavor as i aforementioned holy shit chunky monkey fucking holds up if people are unfamiliar with this. I think it's up there with fish. Food is like one of their like obvious like early swings. And this is banana ice cream and it has chocolate bananas and walnuts in it. And it's just fucking weird enough and it works and then. The netflix chilled. Dropped to fucking hammer on. This might be very specific to me. But the texture like peanut butter ice cream. That doesn't hit like a fucking of peanut butter coming from someone who eat traditionally eats a scoop of almond butter as is late night snack when he's trying to be healthy so i liked that world. This ice cream hit so hard and salty piece in an ice cream is such a fucking primo thing and ben and jerry's i think jam all the fucking fist. My fucking pint of ice cream with whatever you wanna put in it. I trust you get elbow deep with your fucking banana chunks or your chocolate covered potato chips or american dream has coned pieces in it all that they they're smart. I'm sorry but they just know how much of what to put in that. Even in your pint you never feel like why. Got fucking boned. Because i got a huge chunk. Something pints or evenly distributed very high hit rate. And i will. We'll say they. They are sold in the freezer at the closest thing. I have to like data in west. Hollywood that's the reason we moved to this neighborhood. Eight years ago was because we were like too afraid to leave new york. We're like look. It has a liquor store that sells coffee and snacks that we can walk to. And it's like okay. I can move to this neighborhood. Everyone lives in silver lake. All my friends. I've elsewhere and i'm the only one still living in this is we had to walk here in two thousand and thirteen but the place has been in. Jerry's is what i was getting at so it's a frequent impulse purchase for me to where it's like i'm baked let's go get like seltzer. Tsars or something fun and maybe ice cream. And it'll be ben and jerry's and then i just want to bring up that cookies and cream pint. Because i wanted to give baskin robbins. One last chance against ben and jerry's but had them both last night. And i know they're flavors are apples to oranges apples to peanut butter here but the texture just wasn't even as good like having a bites back to back like that and i will say like their chocolate chip. Baskin robbins does cookies and cream. Well because they do like the finely ground oreo so it's more like a salt and pepper looking ice cream rather than like chunky. And i liked that cookies and cream but the ice cream didn't even hold. Its own to me up against ben and jerry's now sort of burying the lead here on my win but i thought i kind of did that i. I was worried. The whole time. I gave baskin. Robbins has much shake as i could and even tried to go nostalgic with it. Yeah i will say it's doesn't sound like a lot but i did like getting that pink plastic spoon. That was loved that. I and i know that's like the peak worst thing for the environment especially since i'm bringing it home but i was so happy to have that pink spoon which was so symbolic of like i almost won the eat. It out of like a fucking baseball helmet you know. Just for complete throwback. I think i think you already answered nation. You're right that ben and jerry's can just make anything like potato chips. It can make anything work. I feel like if there was a data banana ice cream. Talk about something called chunky. Monkey the base being banana. Now i'm a i'm fucking sick. Banana freak. i had that. I love banana. Flavored things. banana runs key top top tier candy. Banana runs when you go to fucking dylan's candy by and they got a fucking banana dude. No you just fucking caught a pan. And say i'm working my accent but you would never think that banana ice cream would be sustainable to have four spoonfuls of but they just do it just right enough where it's just light enough but the chocolate and the nuts hits you in a way where it on paper. It should not work like half baked on. Paper should worked. Fish food on paper sounds delicious. Chunky monkey even the name sucks and it still. Fucking slaps remember being introduced to chunky monkey in middle school. By someone telling me at sounded gross. It sounds like ill like banana ice cream with chocolate. Like like just talking about is this. The sounds like a weird curiosity so when they had it. I was ready to hate it and i was like. Oh this is fucking delicious. Well first of all chugging funny name because picturing a fat that fabulous pretty funny. And then also i was just saying that ben and jerry's could do a fucking a cova d- swirl in one of their pints and i would probably still be interested in trying it because they make everything work like gabor's is saying so if you're on the record saying you won't have it if it's a vaccination you ben and jerry's ben and jerry's shoot microchip they should put these shoots. Put a vaccine swirl in their ice creams because i would i would i would eat a fucking pine of it today and it would be great. Yeah i wish ben. And jerry's made fucking salads dude that shit every day and finally get my fucking life together ninety minute mark so we should get on our first of two matches so much every year and this this this stems from the first tournament of champions with the great jessica mckenna and her decision when we were figuring out the best burger her way of thinking about it is which of these would we send to the aliens if an alien was going to come down and be like what is a burger we'd be like this is the best representation of burger this is. This is our choice here. And i think we should do the same thing with these categories. You know what is. This is so depressing. Because i was like it's got to be covert and then i just realized we did covid last year. Did we not. Yeah the tournament. The last final in-person episodes we recorded of dough. Boys was with gabriel. As the opening round of last year's tournament of champions we did that we recorded. I think two or three more dough boys episodes in person and then everything shut down and we've been remote ever since so. Yeah it's been it's been so we have. We probably send something to kobe to kill covert. I think back in the day so now so now we did. I think we did. I think that we do. I think we shrunk it down. Because i remember talking about shrinking down right so now i don't know now i don't know what the hell does send it to. We've done alliens to right. We didn't me. I remember the devil. I'll never forget the devil. That's what he wants you. The devil wants to forget the greatest trick ever devil ever pulled was tricking you into forgetting it so we do the capital writers. I don't know what to do that. Also be topical next year to right. Yeah well when we're on the firing line when a guy in a fucking bear hood is shoot me in the back with a fucking rifle. Because i refuse to fight alongside them in the water wars. I think really this wider yes. Do you think time we choose. Freddie or jason or hellraiser himself. Wow wow i love senna bites. We're senate which bite are we sending to the senate bites which will be the body of christ in head. Will spite of ice cream in the creams men category will teach the senate bites of. How god's love is this show. here's what it is. We'll send an ice cream. So good to pinhead will convert to chris to. He will convert to become a catholic. Yes and then he won't won't even mitch won't even say christian on the spot. It can't be in general has just be catholocism. Hey i think before you leaned so heavily in thousands and you might want to stack spotlights by jet. So we'll give pinhead ice cream. Good that he converts to catholicism and only performs missionary sex tape like a good catholic yes to his wife his zone warming i hold on. It's adam and steve not sent a bite and steve. What are you even angry about. Protesters marriage should be between a setup bite and a woman. What's next apple marion. Their dogs you bring that up a lot you wanna marry. You're talking. Mary my dog all right kiss over here. Gay people get married. I'll suck my french. Bulldogs dig radio and you add that on deck ready to go. He's actually your dogs acting like he's used to that. Yeah why is your talk. Rollover the second you said suck. Why did you know that that like you. You're not. You're not eating meat this year new and i've said this before but i am no longer sucking dog dick this year. That is supposed to be tough for you to hear right now in two thousand and twenty one dog. Dick shall i suck. Are you still that suck your dick. Yeah of course crazy. All right i gotta go get a rub and tug who robbins name on my dog. I mean why. I mean this is this is this might be a little too much But i was thinking. You know the tomorrow Tomorrow wars coming out but Maybe maybe could kill the tomorrow warrior aliens. So you're about eleven months you've known you're going to do another munch madness correct. Yes yeah so like you know happens every year around the same month and you can. Maybe you have literal employees that you could say like. Hey can you just listen to last year. So i have an idea of what. The system is concerned bites. We're gonna we're gonna place that. Oh bites aright. The senate bites will become will become followers of christ by virtue of this ice cream bite. Which will say in unison. Counting down from three to one. And i will say i had a baskin robbins bias. Going in a contra our guest and micro host so. I am a big. I told you. I like parlors. All right here we go all right. We're counting it. Yeah you like you like parlor with an e parlors. I like parlors. Where i do my real are. We're counting down for three two one one bed gen our sweet. Yeah yeah unanimous and and jerry's moving on wow in the first of these two matches and ice cream invitation ought not yes ben and jerry's one the evan susser ice cream invitation and you know i i think it might have won over baskin robbins. Certainly that cold stone was in that mix and by the way for for those of you. Goldstone fans out there who are upset. That cold stone was in here. Goldstone wasn't going to beat ben. And jerry's just knowing me and mitch alone like that that's just wasn't gonna win. It's not gonna swing votes. i've had it i remember. It didn't win Yeah i'm to say that the The so the the cookie dough bites which i talked about the half baked cookie dough chunks. That's what they're called. I enjoy them to have as little snack. But if you have like a plain vanilla ice cream wags they could be a good topping. That's what i was gonna say. They could good topping. So those are interesting but i definitely will not get them again. 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Yuki of pizza pizza and cookie out. I said pete sookie. Pete sukey i guess is how you're supposed to say jesus but i the turkey for my money is especially the chocolate chunk cookie which is the original. One is a perfect chain restaurant desert and i think a lot of people consider these like the best chain desert so we wanted to include it for that reason and the cheesecake factory i. It's it's obviously it has to be in there. It's the titular dish Chiller dish the whole reason for the chains existence. I'll get into what i got from. Bj's so as i mentioned. I love chocolate chunk. One and i knew that one's a home run. I see there was something about like. Oh i want to see how this travels but it was also like you know what i've had that one so many times. That such my go-to of i'm going to die and a bj's mix it up so i got two of their variants. I got the cookies and cream. Pit sukey which is a rich chocolate cookie with a taste of oreo cookies. Rich vanilla bean ice cream and adult of moose and the mousse has like an oriole swirl in it has like some oriole crumbled into it our guest john. Gabriel was whooping with delight. As i was talking to team back again baby and they also got the peanut butter hooky which is a fresh baked peanut butter cookie with rich vanilla. Bean is cream. So if i had this is this is one where i mean. It's the case with both of these chains but this is definitely one. Where if i had this in the restaurant. It's a different experience with it traveling. You're not getting it in that pizza. Tin the pizza pan. You're getting it in an aluminum. Tin a to go container. So that's already you know a denigrated part of the experience. It's not gonna be as warm. Naturally it was actually still kind of warm by the time. I got it home using my insulated bag. But it's not the same as getting it piping hot on your table in the restaurant but the ice cream i will say travel pretty well the way they packed it up. I was expecting that to be to arrive melted by the time i got home but it was fine. That said this was natalie's observation if you have these components on their own if you have just like a beat a taste of the cookies and cream cookie and a you know the the big warm soft cookie that you're getting the size personal beats of us have a taste of that on its own. You're like this is good if you have like some of the ice cream on its own. You're like well. This is good ice cream if you have them together. It is transcendent. It's just like these two elements together the the the cool in the warm. Just the smooth like really really high quality vanilla ice cream with this This baked treat is just so so good. And i'd say both of these were just fucking delightful. I think i surprised to my surprise as much as i like peanut butter. I think the cookies and cream on a little bit more but both of these were like solid as probably would have been a plus in the restaurant. If i'd gotten them warm at in that in that pizza pan mitch what did you do. Bj's wise well. That was the first stop of my an our desert road trip. My mom and i we drove down to north attleboro and we We ended up a couple. We ended up a trio. Is we got a trio of position cheese pisces. Wherever you want to call it hold on. I've been trying to find it on my phone for a minute. Now that's why. What am i supposed to do. I can't find the damn thing. What are you what are the cause. I figure exactly what i got. You remember it. I do remember at all. I mean. I do remember but not. We ate so many desserts. The last couple days that i r i found it. Everyone relax. Well relax now zucca pies. Zucchini trio why. I got hot fudge brownie monkey bread in strawberry shortcake. Those were the three i got. I got vanilla ice cream on each of them and it came with whip cream. The strawberry shortcake had like two pieces of strawberry and whip cream. And then the hot fudge brownie had chocolate sauce and some almonds that you threw in there to these. Were all good. They were all good they were. They were smaller than than usual. We get that three that three way. It's like their mini many many zukis. And look you know what. I was just going to try to do this and get away with it and just realizing that i can't do it. And that dough boys always wins. Because i got a chocolate chunk by zouqi the regular size which is like their classic one and i was going to try to use that for this one next week to do it but one. I hope it doesn't win. Because i don't wanna go all the way back down to north attleboro and to of course i just got to go and get another one anyway. Who that's what. the show is all about. I gotta go and get the fuck another one. But the the trio's were good. They were tasty like these little bites. You get you get to have fun and trial the different flavors. I really liked the hot fudge brownie. The monkey bread was good to end the strawberry shortcake. Here's the funny thing. I got that classic cookie one. Because i thought that would be the best i went into this. Bj's which was fucking packed to the fucking brim. It was like it was like a fucking sue price. It was like a super bowl sunday. Indoor dining for dining it was fucking. Oh my god fucking. Bj cheese restaurant fucking packed packed full of people there was there was a place to pick up orders. I was double masked and In in the back in and there was there was a guy there who was ordering more at the pickup counter. And i was like fuck. This sucks this is taking so long. A new guy came in that guy finished. The new guy jumped ahead of me and the other guy took him. And i was like motherfucker. I've been standing here just in the way of servers. So many people around me just fucking was awful and then i got so now i have to go back there by the way. Thanks a lot. Fuck you argue. It's your fault. I got to go back way. How do they didn't prod you and another one it is and what else did you get. Well now i got the chocolate chunk by zouqi which is the classic one in weirdly. This one was not as good. I cook on just the cooker. I mean i think when you get it in when you actually get it in the restaurant and you have like like you were saying comes in that pan. It's just a lot different. Let me just hold up the picture of this to you. it just. It just didn't know that doesn't look great social media going all the way to the edges. So yeah yeah that's officially whack the the the taste of it was was still decent and you know. Put some vanilla ice cream on there and like you know it was just not as good as the little ones in the little ones are a lot of fun like i said the the brownie. One was was fantastic. I really liked it. And the monkey bread. Ron was great in the starbucks. Also also fun. So i liked. I liked trying all the little different flavors. And i wasn't sure how those are going to be one because i also feel like when things are smaller like that they can just kinda tastes shittier and not as good and to it's wild flavors from the zouqi but they all of them all all three even work they were. It was a good outing like this is. This is up there as far as like. Oh this is so. This is a front runner. Of course this one. That's the furthest away is the front runner. And there's nothing i can do about. It was really good. I do want to say real quick. I meant to mention. I talked about there being like an oreo moose and that moose's really really great As as a whip topping. You may get a little bit of that on your fork with the a nice bit of ice cream and and some of that. Oreo oreo cookie. It's just it's just a delightful bite agape what do you do bj's wise. This was my first. I've i only know of bj's from your episode. I think it was a high but guys were on. That's right episode of. Yeah 'cause i those. Are you know my favorite episodes of while. We're just talking to my favorite boys when you have the handbook guys or The don't stop freaks or any of your old birthday boys. It's the real sesame street bullshit. The whole time. I enjoy i enjoy that i i never even seen it before then and then so i looked it up and there is one not too far from me but i was already incapacitated to drive so i had to. I had to order and then i was like fuck. Let me just roll this into a dinner. And then i could try. Bj's pizzas well and cool. Glad i got to do that. But i will say holy shit up. Zouqi is a fucking stellar success. Why you're kinda ran through it but cookie great desert ice cream. Great desert hot thing with ice cream. Great combo hot cookie with ice cream sick dude in a fucking skillet. That's like three different sort of ice cream dessert trends happening at once. And i'm a fan of all those trends. So of course i was into this fucking poopie. The pizza solid bowling alley pizza. Like you know what i mean. I didn't i didn't think anything special. It's fucking expensive down my heart. My rpg's meal was insane because we have three zukis and three pizzas for the two of us in tiffany. Half a pizza and everything's gone I four the podcast had to try original pizza and the chicken bacon ranch pizza things. That makes total sense for the desserts. Only hence why. I'm like yeah. When i send you my receipts you only only like forty dollars worth of bj's though. The bill is hundred and seventy-five. That's all just what i before. I did my work for the. But i went chocolate. Chunk plays yuki. Because i had to go classic having never had it before. I've talked at length about my love of cookies and cream. So that selection was there for sure. And then i wanted to throw just one more sada and kind of match this pattern with the With my cheesecake factory order. I was trying to give them as much of a sort of allegory to go head to head with so i went with just a third thing that i would be like. This would be fun if someone else ordered it. And i got to try a bite which is kind of like a low level of appreciation. But i went with the monkey bread which i thought was the weakest link but only because of how good the other two are the chocolate chunk. Classic fucking solid triple now the fuck in cookies and cream one with that with the aforementioned buse What i did was spread that upon delivery one one it sucks to not have the skillet not have it delivered right to your table but i will say they deliver it in an oven ready ten so you can just hit it in the oven at three fifty for a couple of minutes just to do that just to kick it back alive and had the in the one i ordered it said like he three sixty five and had like a little thing on it on my Dude i he. I took that cookies and cream on. I smeared that moose all over the top of the cookie before hitting it in the oven. Our came out of the oven slapped that ice cream on top holy shit if a fucking the chocolate chunk cookie was a triple. This was this guy stole home. Ground rule homer something so weird not a four home fuck and run but like somehow he got run out of this one. Yeah the fucking gun in the park. Home run yes exactly and in the park homer could call and yeah. There's a bumbling by the third baseman but otherwise the fucking holy shit dude i so no rare is dope rare. Does dough boys give me an experience. That is positive for me in the long this. It's always like well. That sixty chicken nuggets affected your digestive track for question mark years and the sixty four items that you had or the three tour spots in one weekend sort of those things chipped years off my life. This introducing me to the zoo and knowing that the westwood position the westwood zouqi. That's what i'm gonna call from now on the west the west would. Bj's is not a crazy drive from my house to brzezinski might make appearances at like as like what i bring for like a desert to a house. It's like that because to bj's bj's weird enough i think pj's is weird enough that you're like i got a position from bj's and most people go to fuck you talking about dude right like cheesecake factory people. No i just think that would be a weird guy to bring zouqi. Were you high when you wait. This is this doping and the tournament of choppers. I'm high would. I eat everything. I don't smoke weed when i have to work and i haven't had to work for. This is bad news. This is this is this. Is i tell you what else highest fuck for cheesecake factory. I did that thing. Where i got super high because i was like. Oh we should watch a movie and eat food and we watched like monari. Didn't need get super high for this wonderful film. Well let's get into cheesecake factory wags. Let's do it. Let's i went with two. So i usually we get the vanilla bean cheesecake which is my favorite. I didn't need to get it again. That's why i got that on my my. I got that on my birthday. That's how much i love this cheesecake. That's the cheesecake you ate alone in the bathroom. On your birthday you were talking about So the ones i went with. Were there both fruit kinds. But you nelly. And i both are less especially when it comes to cheesecake. We don't want chocolate with it. Like it's just like that. I like chocolate cheesecake together. It does just doesn't quite work for us. So we went with to fruit varietals. I got the we got the mango key lime cheesecake. Which is topped with a mango moose. Vanilla coconut macaroni crust and the fresh banana cream cheesecake. Which is banana cream. Cheese cake topped with bavarian cream and fresh sliced banana. I'll start with the banana cream. One which was simpler like vanilla bean cheesecake. This one just had like a like a nice like subtle. I won't wanna say subtle because it was there but it was like a banana. A non overpowering banana flavor. That's just throughout the cheesecake And then the fresh sliced banana that was there. Was you a although there was. There was whipped topping. I'd say the fresh sliced banana was the proverbial icing on the cake. Because it was that just injected just a little bit more banana into it. It was creamy and delicious. I man i really love the simplicity of this. It was especially someone and gabor's mentioned liking banana desserts. I'm like that too bananas bananas and this one is just just want again. Just like kevin. Or bob never seen a minions film only know about it from this. Stupid fucking podcast. All you need to know his stewardess the one with one eye so the banana cream cheesecake. I think is was was a home run. I thought it was absolutely delicious. I loved it. And i will say that. The cheesecake factory dessert by virtue of them being a little being cheesecake they just traveled. Better than the bj's even though they got a little jostled in the car pick them up by the way mitt. You mentioned Your your dining experience at bj's or that the people dining at bj's i went to the cheesecake. Factory me. linda del rey which is by the ocean and to pick it up. And the i when i went to pick up by food someone else was asking about getting a table and they were like. It's a three hour. Wait for the patio. All my three hours to sit at the fucking marina del rey cheesecake factory outside during a plague. You're gonna that's what you're going do with your life. I don't understand it. I don't understand this this wager that people are making but whatever got that we live in hell but i got that home and i thought traveled pretty well got a little jostled was tipped over but was still tasted delicious. The mango key lime cheesecake. At first i was like is this 'unga guy. Is there too much going on. But as i went i was on a second. You you ask yourself out loud is this. Yeah nellie was like shut up to hear noise cancelling off and said what i said. I said it's part. She's forget it and put a noise cancelling headphones back on. I wanna paint natalie as hating nick. Because nick is it's fun to roast nick but having spent time with natalie. She is like the fun like if we were a couple friends. It'd be like yeah natalie's coming over dinner and it's like oh. Is nick coming now. I've known you for like eight years. I've been friends with. But i like natalie more and so i'm playing her as mean to you but she's better than all of this. She said we should keep her fucking name out of our family. Like natalie responding to you saying is this posh by saying like nick our wheaten departure breaking why don't you. Why don't you eat in your car in the garage with air conditioning on talked about i get so sleepy. We talked to me more about this. Mango key lime. Because that's my one regret in my life in my thirty nine years is the mango by not ordering it. I think the key lime was really good. At first i was like. Should this. just be key lime. And i was like you know what the mango is. I actually think the mango helps it. It's just a very thin layer of mango us. Again not overpowering. I thought it was pretty well constructed but the big thing the secret weapon that vanilla coconut macaroni crust was so good. That cross was delicious. I wish i could make an alteration to a different cheesecake and get that vanilla. Coconut macaroni crossed on it. Because that in of itself. I think elevated this whole desert. Yeah i both of these. Were both of these were great. I liked the banana cream cheesecake alternately. Just a little bit more. But they were both fucking just awesome. Awesome cheesecake factory desserts. Mitch what do you think well. I really like cheesecake factory cheesecake and we recently in this past year in quarantine. We got cheesecake factory with a art marine. And i really i really. I really enjoyed the the cheesecakes wags. I had a great experience with it. I actually went with one of those cheesecakes once again. Because i was in i was getting them with my mind. I wanted to and i remember. She loves pineapple upside down cake. So i got the pineapple upside down cheesecake which i had got Which i had gotten before without the episode with arden and it was fantastic. Once again it was really good creamy and delicious. I gotta say this the bags a cheesecake factory too thin because while i was driving home One of the cheesecakes tumbled out in in in in and there was nothing i could do about it but it was fine. It looks fine and oso. My cheesecake factory This was at mall in in the south shore plaza Not that pact also gigantic. And i'm sure on friday night or something it's packed in. There's probably a weight Because it's like you said it's just tell but this is you know. This was on a monday night and there was not that many people in there. I like that quite a bit. The other the other cheesecake got was. And i think maybe why you had. This one was the thirtieth anniversary chocolate cake cheesecake. Did you have that before or now. Maybe it's not ringing a bell which is basically like a combo of their their regular cheesecake with chocolate cake. I'm gonna. I'm gonna look up the description right now and you know what this was decadent and delicious wags. It was really fantastic. And i was like you know what they fucking know how to do. They've really nailed cheesecake. It's it's i think you can make complaints about. How many calories it is. The you make complaints about that a little bit pricey you know it's like you know like nine bucks or ten bucks for slice of cheesecake but you know the pies zukis probably in the same range as far as calories and price so the so the at its thirtieth anniversary chocolate cake cheesecake was layers of our original cheesecake fudge cake and chocolate truffle cream. It was fantastic. They're both really good. we have to. These are two of the top dogs wags. They're going at each other and in this round right here this to me. I'm like i love ice cream with you guys. I do love ice cream. And i'm not a guy who gets in. Gabriel like you said before. I'm not a person against dessert every night. And when i do get desert-like like i'm very excited about what i'm going to get and i'm excited to pick it out and so that's been fun with all this even though is basically i've had diarrhea. You know like divided by three days. After i've done this like just as you're not supposed to eat this much fucking shit. It's just terrible. it's it's it's. It's destroying my stomach. Yeah but these cheesecakes. Fantastic in. And i get it. You know like my mom was like what kind of what a funny place to exist. The cheesecake factory. And i'm like it is cheesecake factory. My mind is becoming like one of those. It's one of those top tier chain restaurants. It is easily easily. What i love i like i. I've never because. I'm not like a giant cheesecake fan. But i never was like. I go to the cheesecake factory for cheesecake. I want there for those fucking crazy dishes. Giant huge dishes of fucking. You're thirty eight hundred calories of postal exactly and and i love that but the the name make sense there cheesecake fucking rules and this is this is going to be close. This is going to be close. I honestly wonder what you guys are gonna do. It seems like it's leaning. bj's but it's close. It's super close a cheesecake factory friday night and i was pumped to order cheesecake factory for dinner as well. It was like a fun. Excuse 'cause don't the one closest to me is like in the grove. So i wasn't going to go do pick up so i was like i'll let's get dinner too so it was just one delivery so got these buffalo sabres. Had i just want to say that cheesecake factory in the grove. We're boys was born. Great yes zia of designated historical site the wheel. Shit mitch and i met on the patio and sat down and hatched the idea for this a awful fucking anchor. We are tethered to. We have to destroy our bodies every week and talk about the beales. We've had i remember distinctly one of you guys posting on a social media site about dough. Boys i kind of knew. Mitch through my friend. Justin tyler and i kind of knew why are somehow like we. I worked at the same time as you were or some. Ucb interaction where we didn't hit it off. It's not my fault like we didn't like it was like we kind of knew each other and i was like oh. Please let me do outback. I that's really early on in the show episode. I live out back and didn't even eat it before. I was just going off memory and we were just talking and it was crazy and i was like i think i became friends with you guys during that episode as like too much. Yeah i knew. I knew you. We just had. We had him bonded yet. I feel we bonded as well as as as it was an inevitable that once we are gravitational poles. Got within each other. Both start being like. What's up big man. Dead dad to brian dennehy. I remember actually gabor's. I remember our meeting because i remember the first time we met because there was a funnier dice segment where we were on. And i don't know if it ever aired but it was never on the today show and al roker. Was there our ochre came and sat in a funnier die meeting interested. At the time i was at the time i was a writer on it. You work for this. La i flew. I had just moved to al. Yeah i'd been living in la for like two weeks. Jason kearton friend of mine and used to be a producer at funnier. Die great we want to do a bit with al roker where we want. And as nick is about to get to one of the raiders to just be sitting in the room fully naked. So they brought in gabriel. And we'd we didn't know we didn't know him so we this lot. Oh they brought in a weird naked guy. We had no idea you were like a comedian. And so you're sitting gabor's literally sitting there naked and our roker is like not liking like trying to play along but clearly pretty uncomfortable. But then davis and hindsight now i know some of these people and allie hoard. I believe was there or maybe erin as well and they were both like. I could tell them. Like i'm upsetting these and i'm like i. It's not my choice. I was cast thought you were like. He's really naked on that chair. I was like oh. I had my legs cross man jonah style. I don't know if we're allowed to say more. I had my legs cross with my dick tucked between my legs. Just let's get technical and it was and no one. no. I didn't know anyone except for jason. And he wasn't in the sketch so he just walks out because he's like producing it. And i'm just in a fake writer's room fully nude with actual comedy writers that i've never met and i'm new to la of got a network. I'm like who are all of these bucket. White people a bunch of Yes this gleaming white room absent. Al roker who got hired for writing jobs in hollywood in two thousand nine or whatever and so you were a but but you're like some people. I think thought you were like a porno guy or something like had no context for who you are and then gabor's starts being gabriel like the funniest guy in any room and gave his. Actually people are like mad at him. Naked guy is funnier than everyone. This is your people. Were like extra. Madda me and i was like. I'm not going to last in this city trying to do comedy in a writer's room and people are mad at me. I don't think i'm long for this world. Now i've never worked in a writer's room since then so that could be part of it but that was a very fun meeting to retroactively realize like oh and now nick wagoner a dude who. I've shared an airbnb with around the country on like the one of eight times. He's left los angeles. It's thrilling that the way we met was me being fully nude because it also kind of sets the right tone for being french. Gabor's i met you in that way too. Because you were your lifeguards. Speedo the first time. I've you and tyler. I remember i remember. It's time after that. Where i walked up to you and tyler and you're like out of here dead dads club meeting. My dad had not died at that point shortly afterwards. I think. I think i jinxed sadly how to join that club after that. Can you call your mom. So i apologize. I i was gonna. Maybe you guys are irish. Have you ever talked about the fact that your dad. He's still here in many ways. He's he's he's upstairs time. He's working now. That the senator biden is catholic. He can be your dad. Well once he gets a bite of one of these cheesecakes. Let me run through kind of cheesecakes. Yes fi got cheesecake factory. Friday night i went with their classic oreo. Because i also want to kind of. And i didn't know you'll see why my orders were what they were and then i went with a racist peanut butter cup which is just always a favorite of mine. I was trying to. And then i went with the. I wanted to one weird one and i went with the cinna. Bon g cinnabon cinna by. But i wanted i wanted. I was torn between the banana. The land at an airport. I gotta go right to send a bite because pain is pleasure and then hit me with the fuck it frosting. Baby i i got. I wanted the mango key. Lime or the banana. Those are the two that i wanted as my third choice. Because i wanted something off but i couldn't convince tiff to be like she was like now. That sounds gross. So we went with the cinnabon and that one was and i loved. I loved these cheesecakes and friday night as i ate them. I will say r.i.p to the cuban egg rolls my favorite thing on the menu. They've now lost him. But they have a cuban sandwich and inaugural sampler so. I got both to try to recreate my favorite. Didn't work i gotta say i eight cheesecakes on friday night and i was like i don't know what the fuck is but stands. No wow wow. I like i. I was like these guys know what they're doing. The crust is good. There they were different enough for how similar they were and looked. They travelled very well. They have like cheesecake plastic. Like they have like a thing to hold the slice. Like how ben and jerry's not meant to be a so they don't have. They have a specific accurate in a factory for cheesecake to the point where they can like clam shell these things that fit exactly one slice of cheesecake and keep the structural integrity because it is eating cheesecake is sort of like. There's a little bit of a fun art to it where you choose your bites but you're also keeping mind that you don't want to destroy it. There's something about eating cheesecake. Where like a sunday. You'll just be like black that but like a cheesecake. You wanna be like scrape. This side scrape decide. Oh maybe i'll take a little from just this. There's something about you get very michelangelo with your slowly. Carving tight the huge dick that david has enormous hug. David davis i was going to say. Congratulations that everyone in comedy. Bit thought your porn star. That blew my dick talk between mile. Well i kept saying my dick was tucked between my life. It looks like you have a piece of chewing gum stuck in the middle of your pugh. Ha i i gotta say i fucking thought a luck i was like. I'm burying the lead with like how i'm putting real abc's on the end of this year i was like no way i don't know what a position but there's no way he hangs against this well as i was i was i was sorry. I was more concerned to that. Point was a little confused about what's going on. I think i'm confuses ice cream. Cheesecake factory cheesecake factory. Going to be ice cream. I forgot that they weren't even going head to head out. So that was like exciting for me when i was like. Oh good. it's only one on one. Let's see zucchini. And i think. I think we're at the time they're going one on one and the winner will advance to fight the ice cream winner. The creams men region winner. Only on to face ben. And jerry's nikola face ben and jerry's as mitch alluded to to juggernauts. Bj's the cheesecake factor. It's like the nba playoffs where the denver nuggets utah. Jazz met in the first round. All of these teams could make the western conference finals. My question what did you like better. The the big cookie with ice cream on it or the cheesecakes. The cookies including the little cookies with ice cream cheesecakes a hand one. It is a hard one. We agree yeah. It's a hard one for sure. Agreed mrs mitchell. What do you think well depending on. How fancy i wanted to be day today. I would like to cookies. Wow all right now at all a. slams the door face as she wanted to be fancy she gets the cheesecake. I'm with momentum. That sounds like a great plan. Yeah we'll guess that's fair sales pitch. I guess let's countdown. Well right. classic. Gabriel's i absolutely disagree with mitch's mom why are you. She should have it you a chance to sell or the guest room. Bed is uncomfortable right there. Why are you bring that up. Every time he had a lovely time your mom you were sleeping. Nice our long. I've brought you to quit at other. Sow how does it make you wearing your normal bubbly cell phone. I thought you around quincy to tell right there again but anyways let's see let's do the countdown. Tell her get that bitch back out. Sorry i love are here. We go down three. What of these is going to. The senate bites convert them to one of these is gonna get one of them chain factory cheesecake. That mom's mitch says is fancy. I'm gonna say this nick. One of these desserts will turn butterball the center bite into butter cream. The man who he loves the man who loves desserts and loves catholicism and the chatter into a guy who doesn't shatter his teeth. He chatters about how much he loves desserts. Perfect what. I was trying. I got him. Those are really good. Those were really good. Were you gonna count down three to one margin cheesecake factory on it as much as i love. Bj's kooky in this environment the cheesecake factory was better in this situation of taking it to go. It travels better. It's better to go desert. And i think of when we're getting this granular with like these are two elite competitors. What's going to be the deciding factor if you're getting these restaurant it's kind of a push if you're getting them to go slight edge to the cheesecake factory and that's why it might mean i might have. I might have to agree with nick on that. The cheesecake factory ship delivered so well. And i'm sure it takes out very well but i also think operator error a little bit. I think if you wanna hit that. Bj's cookie for three fifty in the oven then slapped at ice cream on. You might plus it up a little. So i'm not saying that i'm not gonna not gonna come up every three months. I'm not pulled a fucking mitch. I'm not going to be like for the rest of my life today show. I'm not like you know. I let things go so i think i'm very happy for the cheesecake. Good lock up against my two dads ben and jerry but wow cone diaz cheesecake. That's i mean look in my mind. Bj's is going to win when it's it's gonna win. It's way back into this tournament. I mean there's no d. I think it'll get another chance another Another bite at the apple in fat chance kitchen. And when i when we get it for that if if it is one of the competitors i will put it in the oven and maybe it will be taken out and reenter the main competition. But that's for a future episodes. I forget about that stuff. 'cause i don't i'm not a i don't want the double you know. I don't want to give any money. I don't wanna give any money to you guys because of you know people you have on his guests we're subscribers to action boys. You know we are. Yeah thank you mitch. The dope dope boys. Podcast is a subscriber to action. Boys nice thank you guys. That is appreciated. No i really is action boys with z. If you don't if you aren't listening to this show. John gabriel ben rogers ryan staying are extremely funny trio and They they break down eighty s action movies. And it's one of my favorite podcasts. And it's the honestly the funniest thing. I listened to Certainly don't think you come to them for relapse. don't come to the doboy. stop saying this shit forgotten sakes. hey that was our round matchups from madness. Twenty twenty one as we were well into the second hour. How did he now time. I just hang up. Fuck five more segments right. It's no time for a segment in honor of pie noon. I've chosen a pie and mitch and gabor's supposed to find a series of what it is. The winner gets an iou for a pie. The loser goes home empty. Stomach of pie in the sky. Wow song there's it got me sing and pa which one is guy baked pastry. That was tasty bud mystery. Which and gabor's mid chakib and in their best try in. This will be the type of pie. This will be the type of this pa. So you'll each take turns solving three. If someone just sent me the video of nick wagoner with the mustache of a forty year old man singing this like weirdly awful pie. Cover of don mclean holding a pellegrino bottle. I think that would have gone viral on my college campus before so many internet video success and i feel like early this guy. Seriously he singing. It's really he knows he's bad right. And what is this a pie. This guy out of context that that was like an early two thousands viral video for sure. The mystery of what the pie is but when it comes to wider there's always a mystery of how the pie got in the guy. We're not sure so you'll take two you'll take you'll each take turns solving increasingly obvious clues to lifelines. You can ask emma for opinion and the eye test. I will screen share a close up photo of the pine question. Gabriel your guest. You get to choose if you pay first or second. Keep in mind. The first clue is the most obtuse. Ah but mitch is very good at. This game has a five eight record. According to the doboy kapadia. Do i was really good yes. I haven't listened in a long time. I'm working my way back. I've gotten better at the game. I was very very bad for it for a long time. You're on a little bit of a hot streak Okay i'm gonna go. i fuck it get. You're going to go first. Here's the first clue you fucked up. You might come across a key component of this by after a rainy day in jackson. Okay i know the answer. But i want to use one of my lifelines to say hi emma. Hi wow. I would like. I would like to discuss with you. That jackson is a city in mississippi. Mud exists after rain And that would make. My guess is something. I don't even know if it's real or not. It's just a phrase. I know mississippi mud pie. Gabe us you have one one. B mud high was the third by consisting of a glitch. Chocolate crossed usually served with ice cream. This is the easiest pie in the sky for rapid for fox sake for the longest episode. It works out. Yeah i think it's okay for me to all the trigger and wrap the gate neighbors. That was like yes. That was like high functioning. You're you're you're very high right now when you want the show to end. I don't actually want it to end. I'm just thinking from your listeners perspective. Now getting in the minds of those sickos and they're done with this. I'm talking too much for them. This is like a score. It's the irishman version of the doe. Boys we got a big long one and we've also we've thinned wijers voice euthanized papers and i would feel like you always complained that the clueless too easy when you lose. I would've gone without a witness. You would have got jackson mississippi as well as the next clear. I'm curious the next clue. I would have liked to have gotten to this one. Celebrities from this state include blues guitarist. Bb king quarterback brett farve and dough. Boys guest carl tart question that was jackson mississippi. Okay never been fine. I should have used something else. I should have been like the the most impoverished state in the nation or something. I think i think. Mitch you're on the right path here by really digging in your heels and complaining all right. Let's get to the male segment for chrissakes. Mitch's back mitch mitch. It's called opening. Let's open up the feedback. Today's email comes from doug baum acc- aka prince peach doug rates when ordering food through aka on his own guy. I give all our all our listeners. A nicknames when ordering food through a website or app what is your preferred menu style. I prefer i personally hate when digital menus have different tabs for sandwiches apps drinks etc and prefer everything to be on one page so i can easily browse. We've all been doing a more e more ordering with apps for takeout any preferences gabor's start with you. How do you like your menu laid out. Digitally i like menu laid out digitally like diner menus style like like my prince. Peach says i like. I like to see it. All though i've seen on channel now the site i've been using as frequently as possible for ordering and picking food. I see some of the menus. Have both the full thing and then a little mini pulled down up top. Where if you're like. I know i'm just looking for like one of those order from a place as a long menu. Like bj's real like. I don't want tavern style pizza. I wanna tavern style pizza. I'd have mitch make it for me. I want deep dish. So i you know be able to click and jump around. That way is good but i do hate being like sometimes something that you think should be in one categories labeled as an appetizer. And you're like wait sweet. Potato fries wonder appetizers not sides. I wanted those. And i never thought to look in appetizers because i didn't want and that's a real champagne problem to have but you get what i'm saying. I think it's fair. A mitchum curious about your thoughts. I will say that. I kinda like i not that i like tabs but i do kind of like some organization i do kind of like when it's like for instance i'm thinking of aaa aaa has their main categories just kind of laid out and they're very clear and it's just like you like burrito taco salad. It's just you know if you go to your subsection and but that's all on one page. It's not like you have tabs that you're clicking between it's just like you're starting with the with the it's like basically the full menu is there. But the full menu is they're broken down by By item type now is a special case because it's all made to order so it's not like you're ordering from a bunch of different burrito options. You're just building your own burrito. But i but i do think generates i think some sort of organization is helpful here to things that bother me. One is when they won't show you the menu unless you share your location. When it's like i'm bothering zip code. I wanna see generic menu show me a nationally available menu. Even if it's a pdf that it can do without sharing my location. The other thing is and this is an issue with burger king's app and you know mitch and i are big time. Burger king apologised is back but they have like these categories that are like as favorites shit. Like i know what your favorites are. Your favorites may not be my favorite value. Your way family. Bundles are favorites. This isn't helping anyone. See that shit when you go to the drive through what the hell is exactly gimme burgers. Give me chicken. Give me sides i. i'm with you. I like so. The cheesecake factory has like you can go by categories. And it's absolutely needed but like you were saying with aaa. I like that symbol breakdown. And i also you know what sometimes i do just like a straight up when it comes to like a restaurant maybe a local restaurant. I like a straight up. Pdf of the menu. Like you were saying. Like i like i like to see what is on the menu the way it's supposed to be because i'd like i'm just reading through the menu. I would've restaurant and that's and that's great and that's the way to do it with other places. Yes like k. Or cheesecake factory or to police. Gimme a simple breakdown and for place to have a lot of shit. Maybe give me the categories to help me go through red domino's app which we've said before it's got a good dominance has got a good app. It's worth it was one of the early in the game and and their breakdown is pretty good a lot of places that there are. What i've learned over over quarantine is that there are a lot of good apps and then and then the places that don't have it right just really. Don't have it right. It's like really happy that they're just some places just don't even exist someplace. Don't even have apps like should have apps and that includes. I think ben and jerry's did not have an app and i and i don't. I'm not sure if cheesecake factory has when you can order online. But i'm not sure if there's an app or didn't they don't have an app. That's their app is just just as cake pay it. Just lets you pay at the restaurant but you can actually order from it. So yeah that's a little bit of a frustration which we we really dean. kfc four. and i guess we are being consistent. We'd get mad at cheesecake factory for but to me. It's less of an issue because it's just it's not a it's not a quick service place it's more of an event you're going to put some more time into it. And yeah but they should they. They should have a takeout app. There's no one hundred percent agree with you for sure. Let us know your pet peeves when it comes to online menus. Yeah no i mean. I already know. Everyone's opinions on the app. So i was able to check out for a little bit. Feel like it's come up at thousand times on this. We should end the show just in general the show. Hashtag get your app together to let us know what you like an online menu. If you have a question chain restaurants you email always podcasts voicemail. Three zero zero. That's eight three zero four. Six three six eight four four and the tournament of champions continues on the doe. Boys double catch all the snacks by joining the golden or platinum club at patriotair dot com slash. Doboy use john gabriel prince. We love having you here if you think an app is missing something. Hit ash hashtag. Gaping matt gaping uphold. There's something can't believe isn't on an app. Just hit gaping app. All i gotta say. Before i go. That's a lot to get out of my system. I don't know how come. I couldn't say that i'm going to say that. Our furnace is being replaced today. And i'm smelling oil right now so that might be the last thing i ever here is gaping apple while i'm smelling toast right now. So same and i'm i'm home alone gabor's any that you would like to plug gabor's is that a is that a tiff thing to of a like a like how she says hercules that she does she. Does she burn. Toast when you go too long on a podcast. When i say when i say she say hercules. That means for me to stop eating so much when i say. Hercules means the peg. Be hitting to hercules. You i'm at gabriel's on all social media check out my podcast. I in mighty. These guys have been guests before if you're exclusively a fan of them. Emma also engineer that one and Does way less work. Because i don't require much but she fucking crushes it week after week. So listen for that reason alone. I'm trying to appeal exclusively to boys listeners. toys listeners. If you're out of money cancel this and joined the action boys patriotic. But if you have enough do both if you have enough do both but if you if you wanna listen to my patriarch action boys dot biz. Cancel golden played club. They'll come back in a couple of if you're if you're sending mitch nudes and shit like i look just like them. Send them on runoff off. Everything from you i. I'm poaching out. I got used song. Think he's working for me and in a writer's room but i've just employing the opportunity of a lifetime it's costing me a fortune but i'm very happy to have you saw yourself yourself some extra paper bags for on to breathe into i. Let me say constantly. Hyperventilate is having a panic attack dealing with us. Hey they'll do the this doboy zone next time for mr sliced mike mitchell. I'm dick wider happy. The march madness the tournament of champions pie noon. Finale will be streaming live tuesday march twenty third at eight pm eastern the doe boys and special guests will select the sweetest treat nala chain restaurants and you can see it happen. Who will win. This year's dave thomas cup. Get your tickets only ahead. Gum dot com slash live. That's head gum dot com slash. 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EPISODE #703 "A Load Of Whitewash!" The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd

The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd

08:42 min | 2 months ago

EPISODE #703 "A Load Of Whitewash!" The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd

"Once again for america's favorite show the radio adventures blowing brought to you by dot com when we last left hero. Dr floyd he just to do that. He had somehow been transported into the book. The adventures of tom sawyer. By mark twain matters were made worse by the fact that he had not been transported there alone accompanying him on this not. So jovial journey was his arch. Nemesis evil mastermind. Dr st we now find god disorganized duo in the very same bushes. We left them in last episode as the sun rises on the fictional town of saint petersburg missouri. I just don't see how it's possible lloyd. How could we have been transported into a book. I don't know. But that's what happened when i simply can't believe it. You know that you got into. It happens almost word for word in the opening chapter of the adventures of tom sawyer. Oh that's just a coincidence. Floyd besides i refused to admit that that fight even took place. Oh it took place all right and you my friend. Got your clock cleaned. That's where you're wrong. Because i'm not your friend and be i don't even own o'clock you're going to have to do better than that if you honestly expect me to believe that. We're in a book okay. Fine in chapter one. That fight takes place on friday night and chapter two starts the next morning with tom. Coming out to whitewash his aunt. Polly's that finch right over there at that very moment. That boy. Dr steve tangled with the night before appeared on the sidewalk with a bucket of whitewash and set it down next to a long wooden fence. Okay now that's just plain weird. How did you know that that was going to happen. Because you've read the book so the story of tom. Sawyer is about a kid who gets into a fight and then paints offense who that sounds like a real page turner actually. It's a great book about a boy growing up on the mississippi river. It's full of action adventure and treasure. You're hunting and that all starts after the thrilling fence painting chapter You know you could probably learn a lot from tom sawyer. End up painting offense himself see there. That's his friend. Ben rogers coming down the street. They're tom's going gonna convince ben. Whitewashing defense is actually fun. Work fun if there's one thing i know floyd is that work ain't fun. That's the point tom. Tricks the boy's town into thinking. That work is fine and soon their begging tom to let them try even start trading with him for a chance to paint defense. Will you look at ben. Just traded his apple for a chance to paint the fence. That's genius high like this kid's moxie even if he did get the better of me last night. Safe loyd gave tom twelve models. I always keep in my back pocket. He'd give me turn whitewashing the fence. Would i suppose show awesome. I'll be right back. Dr steve bounds out of the bushes and as soon whitewashing the fence alongside together boys while tom. Sawyer is relaxing in the shade after trading several items pockets for more turns whitewashing the fence. Dr steve strides back to the bushes. Where dr floyd is still hiding goodness. That was funds. Loyd you really should go take turn whitewashing that fence. No we've got to figure out a way to get back to saddle river. Well while you on that. I'll go whitewash more time and trade. The last thing i have left. What did he got. Lived this remote control from that silly translator. A machine that sent us here in the first place. I'll be right back. Oh that's it that remote control we'll get out of here. If you push the button it should just reverse the process and send us back to the library. No i'm not pushing this again. Remember what happened the last time we've got to. It's the only chance we will. Then here you push the button okay. I'll do it here. Put your arm around me. No way just because was stuck together. Doesn't make us all buddy buddy plain. Enjoy your new life and jane petersburg but since you were the one that got beat up in chapter one that means you've cast yourself in the role of alfred temple and that means in chapter eighteen. You'll have to get awfully close to becky thatcher whose tom's girlfriend you in the book. That's gonna make tom real in up again. So my arm just goes. Reggie like this right Right here we go. Dr fly push button on the remote control. There is a loud bang can do oh vanishes instantly we. Now turn our attention to the deck of a mighty ship in the middle of the ocean. There was a sudden flash of light. And dr floyd and dr steve come tumbling out of thin air and land directly on top of one of the sailors on the ship. Oh we're terribly sorry. For coming crashing down. You know on their mates. You ought to be more careful climbing around on the rigging there you mean on top of everything else. This ship is rigged quite steve. It is a fine day to be selling out on the open water. Is it not it. Sure is mr. call me ishmail ishmail. Oh oh no is right. It would appear that pushing the button on the remote control has not sent. Dr floyd dr st back to settle river city like they had thought it would wear dr floyd dr steve wound up now. Why does dr floyd seem to be so worried about where they have wound up and will they ever be able to find their way back to settle river city. I sure hope so i left. My ship talked ten minutes zone back at the library. Find out next time on the radio. Adventures sav episode number seven zero three if the radio adventures of dr floyd starred. Victor yaron is tom sawyer. Www dot victory dot com and read stoler as ishmail music for this episode by jody white sides www dot. Jody whiteside dot com. This episode was written by grant for choko. Leave us a voicemail and area code eight one eight three three two three zero five three episode number seven three of the radio. Adventures of dr flowing is copyright two thousand eight. Dr floyd industries. All rights reserved. We are the airwaves. Clear the airwaves. It's now time for dr floyd's imagination nation rangers secret message for you members of the dr floyd imagination nation. Remember kids only official radio adventures of dr floyd imagination. Nation rangers can decode. Dr floyd secret message with the secret dakota ring available only from www dot imagination ranger dot com. All right grab your secret decoder rings and a pencil and paper and prepare to set your imagination to fund. Remember dr floyd. He is counting on you. And here is the radio adventures of dr floyd imagination nation rangers secret message for episode number seven. All three a load of whitewash to fine eighteen fourteen. A two three fifteen fine eighteen fifteen three six eighteen seventeen far seven twelve sixteen three eighteen seventeen fourteen and that was a message from dr floyd himself to all his imagination nation rangers. 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The Pro Version: Hollywood Handbook: The Movie (with Ben Rodgers)

Hollywood Handbook

37:23 min | 1 year ago

The Pro Version: Hollywood Handbook: The Movie (with Ben Rodgers)

"Hi everyone it's as in Sean. This month were releasing one. It's just Hayes when you're talking when I'm talking. It's just Hayes. Yeah when you go your hair. You're doing the add miniatures. Meanwhile I wasn't at the time at the time I was not and we've been known to do separately sometimes. Okay but you let you put your headphones on you. Pull the Mike towards you to me. That is that you're ready to do. They can't see not ready. They can't see that Hayes. That's why I say that it's both of us and now it is but when you started talking wasn't necessarily so we are releasing one full bonus episode every week from our premium bonus series. Hollywood handbook pro version. It's we now and it's and it says please provide a short description that highlights how pro version differs from regular Hollywood. Handbook EPISODES OF WEIRD TOO. Such a like a big question like to even like began on something. Like how's it different like? Wow I mean it's different. It's different as hell is shorter than normally well. Normally it does cost money but in this case it is free. Yup so now is at the same but there's rarely a guest sometimes. Yeah but not very often. No have you want to listen to the rest of Hollywood? Handbook pro version and go to STITCHER PREMIUM DOT COM and sign up with the code handbook. I would say just as a description that the Hollywood handbook pro version is a free flowing conversation that occasionally touches on mature subject matter. And how's that different from what we do on the the main show? I would say that that is a very stiff stunted conversation that constantly explores nothing but mature subject matter. Can I say you have a Promo Code here? Yes yeah and what's what are they get for using the Promo seizure? Premium DOT COM. Sign up with Code Handbook. I think one month free. Okay say that you get one month free with using code handbook. You Promise. This it's a chef Kevin Guarantee right to Kevin and let him know what you got when you used it you'll get access to all our bonus episodes and add free listening experience for all your Wolfenstein shows in the draft but you can also listen to the ads version to Kevin should be in here. That's right wow because the ads are all screwed up now in the free version so if you want to listen to the show as if the basically the snyder cut of the show is basically what it is with all the ads in their correct order you listen to Hollywood handbook. That adds version is different from the pro version. But it is in there and you'll be supporting our show to thanks for listening. Hope you enjoyed the episode. Remember that stitcher. Premium DOT COM Promo Code. Handbook and again. This is about the and my name's Kevin promised me and Sher Khan are becoming astronaut. You share yeah con. Yeah and they say like okay. You now The new challenges you have to go in this isolation tank cure Khan Sher Khan shere Khan yes. Different Tiger yes. Oh my God and so. We're in the in the tank. They're putting us in uttered no water empty for like two hundred hours and okay. So it was water soaked. Imagine go having a little bit go ahead. Part of you would get wet. And so they're like okay. Get in their depending on what you had on. It's fine galoshes or something but they don't know that so I did ask about that. Yeah and they're like there is no water naked naked. Now you have like on a t shirt and a pair of Joe Boxers and sheer com is a different tank different room. It's isolation so I think he was probably wearing There's a brand of boxers called psycho. Bunny that's really kind of funny and twisted dude. You know that rabbit that like little cartoon bunny. I'm GONNA kill you. Yeah that kind of thing lasting I want in my draws. So they're like get get in there now please. And they're like it's GonNa be scary in there all by yourself so like hit a button if you can't take it and I'm like okay but my allowed to watch movies in there Ever asked that before and that almost like in men in black. Is You pass the test already. They don't even need to put you because you're thinking in this new creative way. Yes but I'm like put me in there now because I want to. Will you had a bunch of this? What were you watch in that Kathryn? Hahn Paul Giamati one about IB F. Yes was that movie called private life. Yeah the because I did. Watch it But I don't remember what it was called such a natural pairing well. They look like any married couple off the street. I mean it just is and I kept thinking watching the movie. Is that her real kids from those like Hyundai commercials or whatever that she does because it seems like she is very natural with them. Have you seen those commercials? E Oh yes. Is that her real kids. I think one is and I think the other is So they passed that one then they put me in the Reagan swoopy ball and they're like okay. Just try not to throw up in here and I'm like Oh came to eat the Big Eddy dinner while I've been here though and they're like no way. You could do that but I did. I finished I didn't feel any of it because I'm moving it around as the ball in your thin eating spaghetti dinner. Yes and what did she say again is a different different room because he said they were doing it together. But everytime about enroll nowhere to rolled in the same program we were in the same astronaut class. There's we did and I heard I heard a noise from our friend. Who's here today and I wonder what do you think about this Ben? Hollywood hammock at smells smells fishy to me. Okay Yeah Because he didn't know what he wore in the tank. I said what are what? But you didn't know what your con- More I know you said you said maybe he had psycho bunny boxer. Yeah yes that is my guest presumed. He was sworn psycho bunny. Boxers e kind of squeezed in a little and then try to change the subject psycho. Bunny he you brought it back around. I don't figure is There Sean? I'm not Perry Mason but I only different rooms. He was yeah now. I don't claim to be Perry Mason but the more I think about it the more I think these guys were never even in the same room during this isolation tank. Oh brother so you wanted to say the name of the show. I said it would hand. But what do we want to do? What do we WANNA do today? This is a big one today. It's huge yeah because we actually have a friend here. Yeah on the pro version. Yeah Ben Rogers from the other show. He's plays Bang. Raj Man would have been maybe smart or trays. Bang Raj Bhavan masterclass player. We PULLING PEOPLE OVER FROM. I'm Sean. Clements Ni- An I portray a character known as Sean Clemens on the show masterclass this Ben Rogers uh he becomes. Bang Rodman for that. Show I so this is on. Does your premium chef Kevin as Hollywood masterclasses. This shows a little like a carnival barker be like step right up. But he's like inside the tent. I haven't people are like I'm already in the test. Sure Fuck you doing in here man. I have a junior year joke to make an. I'm stealing from someone else. Someone else said it about someone else. I know it was a mean Joe. Oh cool and I'm deciding whether I WANNA make about Chef Kevin. Because he's here we get to know one of the names and we don't get to know if it's the person who said it or it was said about when that interesting. Wow great stuff. The person who I can tell you the why I can tell you who said it to give them credit for the joke. But I won't say who they said about okay but the person who said it is my friend Dominic. He'll love this being talked about like this as a crafter of a joke especially something. Mean he's made is one else really doesn't work for Chef Kevin. The person the joke should be about is the burger boy quarter okay. But it wasn't about him it wasn't about him okay but it would be about him and I'm reminded of it because we were talking about. How one of Catherine Hans Daughters in those commercials is portrayed by yes and what was said about someone that I'll say about. Nick is man you tell me the Nick Wagner is like a a android they made or something I go Jesus. Christ they're close. I wonder who he said that about. It was very funny. Good idea that you would go. Oh they almost made a panther getting there south Florida cover more years. They're going to pass that test. That's good. We wanted to help us with something today. Yes well we actually got an opportunity for Ben. That's pretty exciting. And I'm excited about it again. Imagine how he feels. Yeah I mean You guys I think said there is something on the table and I'd love to well. There's an opportunity that has come to us and through US series of meetings the way this town always work something on the table. The signatures are not accumulating on this one the way they did on the other people. I don't know if the bloom is off the rose a little bit but it's not like people are coming in here and wanting to sign the table one. I didn't even I refused. Kidding may have signed the old one. I definitely didn't sign this one. I'll do it for a thousand dollars. A thousand dollars. I'll do for two thousand per letter but there's a whole thing of sharpies and no one is interested. Now Kevin I mean and I even picked up the novelty cat pan because it got me. I'M NOT GONNA use this on the table with don't want anyone to know they were here. I mean PF still has a lot of real estate. He's working with so some people love good autograph now. What about writing someone else's name? Ooh someone did right Jennifer Aniston and someone believed it when they walked in. Okay Oh yeah here right here. Big But like with hearts and someone like Right Louie like he was here last week. Oh why are they do what they let him to podcast? Yeah like dipsy truce for each each show. He was on show. Hdtv books okay. What we gotta do because we're almost out of time and you're Jordan's here to where we watching the time jerk off watching the time and we and you okay. I mean we're never going to get to this proposal. We don't start now. That's what I'm saying. Okay so SACO has come to us with it off. I knew it. I knew I could win. It was I knew they got guys. They're interested in potentially producing a series of psycho bunny ads. That would effectively become a handbook movie. Now Hayes and I are both too busy. It's what's known as an if come deal. There's money there if they're able to then sell collection of adds to a big movie studio. Yes if the if if the studio executives come to the meeting then you can't get the payment but there's a contract in place and we need a ghost rider to tell our stories and it's through a series of ads your it's going to be in thirty second chunks which. I think makes it easier for you that you kind of can break the film down into a series of thirty seconds. Seen just happened to feature cycles interstitial movie okay and so was that a kind of soft pitch early on trying to show me the ropes a little bit squeezing came up organically that I guess. That's what he thought. Shere Khan was wearing if he was even there was separate. They were in two different rooms. There's no fuck I swear. I would bet anything. They were in two different rooms So anyway gas lighting me as ghostwriter upon the Nicholas Cage movie out. You're out of the out of the studio. You're out of the studio permanently permanently. Come on the guy works here. That's ever if I find out that another show. Let you in the studio if I see you on three of them there will be word much shawn and the words and and I got two of the words right here faulk and you. He will say that to you battle. That's coming up that's loaded up. I have that one that phrases ready and that's only two of the words. Are you trying to third words your name? Are you trying to say it if it goes before or after? But it's in their. This sounds like you like spinning the wheel of the ocean liner to get a plug for America's Har- story so you tell a ghostwriter joke and then it's pretty scary. Yeah you know. What else is scary as America's Ho- Ben? Have you ever watched American Horror Story I saw so. I'm working on this show called America's horror story and everyone sits everyone. The story is everyone the show is. Everyone sits down one at a time. And they tell the scariest story they've ever heard and then they end with and that's America's horror story and it's hosted by America Ferrera. Would you think well Scott a couple problems for me but I think yeah run with it man? What's up well if it's a bunch of people telling different stories. Which one is America's horror story there at the thing is they're all so Kevin's bit the problem kitchen? It'd be plural America's horror stories. Kind of like America's funniest videos like America like if it was America's funniest video and then they sold showed a whole show fifty videos. Everybody would be like why? The fuck isn't wh what's going on here. Okay I'll take that note. I'll add an outpour allies. It Kevin's bit was to talk too much so I he was like a sex pervert had hypothesis. Yes Hi he was into like weird sex off and then he was the most like boring guy on earth and now has is just that he does has joined tangent. Show called America's story. Which one do you think will which incarnation with us equal last the longest because this made lakes also America Ferrara? Is it telling the story right now? She's hosting in so. I mean conflict with superstar. No because she's okay. I guess it could be a conflict. I got talked to some people. Shooting schedule is going to be nuts. Oh well maybe I could use there and I walked you. Just have her. Tell a story the whole thing work. Then the the because there would be America's horror story even if she no matter what she did not good suggestion. Sean Gay was I could franchise it till like Romania Horror Story. Italy's horror story and I go to each country and every single person but I could do the same thing. Nobody name that nobody named Bosch wants to focus here. Yeah what's happening with them? It wasn't so scared about Reggie Gasmask. Yeah terrified separate. These fees to next week's that'd be. Really Fun Reggie. So Reggie Jackson took anymore guy so So bausch has been pretty Sassy lately and I wanted to talk to you about something that he's been saying. Yeah so maybe just ask him like ask him like what he's been up to. Okay well let me just sort of like we'd have to it. Hey Bash Wash what have you What are you up to? Oh I don't know I've been hanging out the studio listened to your dumb ass. What do you think I'd Stein the genius okay? So it's it's calling people Einstein Jess which I think is extra flourish you could say. I'd sign or you just say Gino blended up you don't have to thanks for the note is that Jesus. Okay yeah so to me. I just think it's unnecessary to do. Both he has really been wanting attention so I think he was looking as you anticipate it. He's been looking for an opportunity to get. That went off my wife's calling me answer man. Hey you're on Hollywood. Handbook pro version was bang. Raj Man a doctor that portray Hayes Davenport Chef Kevin Engineer Jordan to and the boss man. You're talking to about two thousand fans right now. Yeah Okay are you outside. I'm here to bring boss. I love you know sheltie remember what joke that weight or made that. Bosch really like. It wasn't really a joke but he was talking about for fucking Matz. You Remember I. It was something about you know that we like cleaner played or something. Yeah I remember him talking about it and Heat he told me to quit comedy. Because this guy is going to take all the the comedy jobs and it was kind of fucking mean but it wasn't even a joke. It was like a kind of generic waiter thing. Oh it was like yeah. Yeah you guys must have really hated the something like that. Yeah yeah that's right. Yeah you must've really hated it. We had we had completely cleaned the play. Yeah I mean not licked the sauce off the blade and he goes. You guys must've hated it. Bosh Ha well I think he heard us for about there hated it. Yeah right they forget. Love this real or do we have. What what what timer we Do we have time to do our premise. Yes you have time. How much time on the show we have. You have your about like twenty minutes ago. Twenty-five premises to meaty to juicer. Yeah of course I mean. Imagine a series of interstitial. Yeah right featuring psycho bunny. The told the true behind the scenes story cast Hollywood handbook. And it's a movie. Yeah we do. You want to just pick just the first couple ideas that come to mind dozen ideas that come to mind about that for you. yeah sure two dozen or so scenes off the top of your Salah. No just the first dozen not a couple in the. I don't WanNa hear the year forty scenes. But let's hear you know the first twelve seeds. Make it a Baker's dozen if you're having trouble narrowing it down Gr- I mean And we have to work in psycho bunny or does the psycho bunny more. Afterwards we marched to work in our show. Hollywood handbook is mostly character. Yeah nobody has to be the primary feature at least in the first few and I'm kind of winging it so I am not that familiar with psycho money. Oh have you seen Donnie Darko? Yeah does he look like crazy. Lookin' okay all right. You know. Maybe we have kids birthday party. Okay and Psycho Bunny shows up and is freaked out and and the MOMS like. What are you doing here? I didn't hire a psycho bunny. I wanted a funny magician. But then all the kids see the psycho bunny and they're like mom hold up. This is actually pretty cool. And they're having a blast and then one of them's like. Hey you guys heard this new podcast. Hollywood handbook the kids. They're little people did think it was new. This takes place years ago. Okay starting the movie at like when you guys are starting to pod. I'd prefer if people think we just started always bury the WHO. I don't want because Schayes of our fan base and we just started not bad and beginning of the conversation when people find out that I do podcasts. It always goes to like how long you've been doing it right. And I say to five years and they're like. Oh Wow this yeah. Yeah so actually if it could be set in the future and they're just finding out about it and if the kids are really little okay. Yeah I think that helps because the show could maybe be for babies. We've lost a few generations. We're just kind of like scratching out different generations of fan bases okay. Well what if it's at a Hospital okay The maternity ward lots of babies behind that glass. Yeah Yup and the nurse There's only one nurse well late. It's and there's like a bad stuff going on in the town so there's a lot of bad stuff at all the other. Yeah like the hospitals busy other wings. All right that's okay. Yeah we don't have to get into it but shits fucked up this town this one. We might clear just before you get there. We should make it clear that psycho bunny is not the one doing bad stuff in this whole click psycho bunny showing up and the nurse cycle buddies trying to he's given Blah so I go boating buddies. They're giving blood had figures have better entertain these kids and the nurses like. What are you doing here? You look crazy. Look and and the babies are like wait a second. This guy's actually pretty cool. Yeah let them stay And they all kind of party with the psychologist so they're put on some music and just a baby were. Babies are dancing in the maternity ward. And I figured it'd be a good time to bring dance baby back. Yes The Alley mcbeal dancing baby. That's ready to you. Know COMBACK AROUND HERE. That nostalgia rendered. Yeah so we got that in there and So then so they're all dancing to music and then maybe somebody goes anybody else sick of this music. Yes I honestly more stimulating to feel like you're part of a conversation to feel like your friends are all hanging out instead of the more passive experience of of music. Also babies are like anybody else bummed out with all the bad shit that's going on. Cheer Me Laugh. Yep It's throw on this podcast I just heard about. I think it's new baby heard about it. One thing. I wonder and Hayes you should be here to weigh in on this is how are we going to address the Hollywood masterclass controversy in the movie in terms of the movies about Hollywood handbook? Obviously you're extremely mad about that. Show existing right how well with given this setup. Yes that the babies are hearing about. Hollywood handbook for the first time they think it is a new show. Here's why would be willing to accept okay the day got into Hollywood handbook through Hollywood masterclass? But now it's Kinda like their comedy. Bang Bang where they don't really listen to Hollywood masterclass Eddie Work Right. I thought that was like next level. Funny Stuff yes and now I realize like what the what the juices I can't you know not going to be like there's no universe. Obviously we're Hollywood. Masterclass doesn't exist. I have to. This is where the world that we live in. I have to like well. Yeah I WANNA talk comfortable. But let's talk that in there but I I suspect the psycho bunny people aren't going to be crazy about that one Just because it's pretty focused on the PODCASTS only That whole Oh yeah that storyline kind of like an unspoken where we can. Maybe think of this a set at a police station. Totally empty cops are all Boston. I'm fucked up. The police are all the police that goes down and he got one like the town drunk. He's drunk tank. Yeah Yeah and he's rambling about How Hollywood masterclass used to be something? Now he's Kinda into right in Hollywood handbook and that's actually like a lot cooler dam. Now we had him not say if you could just see his phone pockets. He subscribes to and Hollywood. Masterclass has like an exclamation point next to it of like. You haven't voted this continue downloading new episodes. You haven't listened for six months or so. Yeah I'll put that in there a way the psycho bunny shows up he but he's got a he's got a boxer cannon. So shirts at the ballgame. This one's full of frigging boxer shorts and And then probably same problem. They're probably to frigging big like the the game But still you can sleep at home and stuff and this free in town. Trump needs them. Probably smells like Shit and I'm sure he's pants. I mean it's fucked up but probably did. Yeah been here seventy two hours. The baby's all did to preview day on the. Al needed fresh air so this this is a little darker but I think people want any brain and our show. Frank I mean Oh yeah yeah yes. Some of the stuff we talked about is really edgy. How did it go dropping off boss? Change Nail is there a world where America's horror stories in this to maybe like the drunk is also rambling about it? That's playing in the background. Did weeks if we don't do any of the old stuff anymore. It's just America's guess he's still a boring guy but just like and his Co. starts have you seen American horse or yes. That seems like you're doing yourself at the service. I WanNa get away from that. Well I want you to remember something that you like. Probably a joy like Oh yeah. Good television sure. Oh what's like? Oh you're thing is there's so many channels now you really think there's room in the landscape for both. Yes that's true. I also have you seen. How many channels? There's Shit I have an. I have a list that updates of the number of channels. It's almost doubled in the past six months. Wow updates updates when I refresh it and it'll go this many channels and let's just give an example twenty. Okay okay and become almost four literally almost thirty and that might be exponential you know that might just like keep that might be exponential. There's this there's this X. men named Angel. And he multiplies things. Yeah Yeah Yeah did you. Sean wife talk at all or conversation right. I said it was super super funny on the show. And she's like great. Take Care you just kidding. She was very nice as always. What did she do she? She's coming from Yoga. I think so. Yeah I said I just leave. Think so like she smelled bad or something. Yeah you smell bad no. She had coming home to if she smells bad. I got to know that what I'm big. Come home big pit stains on athletic clothes. We go back to the Americas horror story thing so one thing is Bang Bang Ben. Obviously you know that we get paid for this right show and so we should pay our guest. We are going straight from here to a basketball game. Hazen I share season tickets and flagrant ones had flagrant ones. And you. You're mad Kevin. Good look how matty Ashton David. So you're while there's not even any available so you are going to be using Hayes ticket. He can't use it to see deer. Evan Hansen which I've seen already so we didn't ask you to pay for the ticket in any way but also you have asked us to pay you for this appearance. I wonder if we can call it square and I'm just looking up on seekie. Great now how much a single ticket would cost so that we can see whether some what anyone does anybody on either side. We're also can kind of see where this is going. Okay I mean I feel like negotiations about pay stuff better with lawyers and stuff done on air Well well my wife was on the episode already. She's a lawyer. Yeah maybe we should I. I mean we probably have or Yeah well she signed off. How did you get the number well? So there's no tickets currently available in our section in the second behind Rice Lewis and the second in the section behind us a full tier up a ticket to today's game would be one hundred twelve dollars all my God. Wow that's the one behind us. That's an an additional. Maybe twenty feet up while okay. So you're thinking for this podcast appearance and all the ads that become the movie Were Square kind of what you're saying. I didn't hear him say that one way or another but I did hear we're all he's dancing around it. Let's not play fucking dom guys all right guys dancer. He's doing the fucking Mambo around the idea. Well no he's getting at. It was our. You're saying I know listeners. Eight babies yet. They're going to be in the future. They still got a couple of fuck and brain cells. Dancing around. Yeah all right okay. Hey you know maybe the the birthday one Maybe the birthday one of the hospital. One I'm willing to throw those in there. Okay but the police precinct long. That's on time. Cata that's yeah you buy him something. Other game yeah like chicken sandwich or something okay. All right want chicken sandwich at the game. And or what's Pretzel Sinful sentiment? All right. Yeah all right you got the compliment all right well Hollywood handbook.

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"Panning For Goldblum"

Couples Therapy

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"Panning For Goldblum"

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Pm Pacific Five PM Eastern for an hour talking at you. We're doing some bids. Were TAKING QUESTIONS. We are getting into it. You go to twitch DOT TV slash couples therapy pod. You can for free check out. The show will also be having comedians on Duos and stuff. So if you've ever thought I'd love to see couples therapy but I don't live in Los Angeles or New York. This is your shades. Ed Votary Wednesday two PM. For some reason we decided to record this episode right before the feeding time for all the animals and they are going fucking nuts Naomi in quarantine I wanted to ask. How is your hair faring? Now you have not been able to you get it relaxed. You Go. How how often you go to the slow any after go get. It did once a week just because the professionals are better. That's not a relaxer of course but I'm certainly in need of a touch up with the chemicals. Okay and he goes. How's your hair fair? He know by here. Honey you guys. Have you ever seen the cover of the autobiography of Frederick Douglass? We almost all had to read it in school at some point. Every covers like a patron of Frederick Douglass usually M- profile his hair just like would aside part look gray streak just kind of full. That's what I'm looking like right now. Okay I'm giving you autobiography of Frederick Douglass Real this and added to figure out how to handle my scandal myself. I don't know I'm I've never really liked doing my hair. I'm so tender headed anyway that I just WanNa be easy Frederick. Douglas Douglas Elliott. Yes try just flipping out. But then she started biting the court. She's biting stopped her. Oh my God that's setting on the table looking at us like there. The twins from the shining hallway. This is can you feel listeners? Can you feel the tension in the room? This is a Patriot persona. We are very loosey. Goosey oh well this is what quarantine day twenty seven twenty eight twenty eight twenty eight so we've lost any kind of sanity. We might we stenhouse a handful of times to do necessities? You could hear on an upcoming episode of the first episode that we taped the first live. Show that we taped on twitch. Yep We talk about our trip to the Redondo beach trader. Joe's you'll hear that future scary time Gary Times going to Redondo beach but we have we have a you know black hole. There's the shoulder say car limit. No I'm not familiar. Shandor SACRED SHANDRA. Say Car the director the director and member of Broken Lizard. Okay Yes yes the J. Though I forget the scientists I forget her first but basically this is the limit woman was assigned. Can't be a mother. I had to operate on this boy. He's my son I'm stumped Basically the starter are limit is can't go home anymore. Limit in a black hole. Why did he go pass his limit? Your stock you're you turn into time. Spaghetti okay top Spaghetti now. That sounds like a terrible band hundred percent that is definitely a jam band. Look like the incredible string cheese incident and dime spaghetti on one Bill Omega. Just the two of them and it's going to be like ten hours right. This is already off the rail but I think it's like it might be fun to get to one of the set. Yeah let's do it. You're in the mood. Yes okay I said this is a fun one you guys. It is from John. Gabor's and ban Roger Love to Hilarious comedians actors improvisers. They are two of the host of the podcast action boys and also Gabor's from his own podcast high and mighty or his former podcast raised by TV. With Lauren. Left Kiss Gabor's is a funny man. Hooton Holler. Ben Is lovely and we had a great time in the Virgil in January. And they got into it and you will love that role it hello guys. Hey what's up? Yeah they just pointed out. I have a moustache now. Since the last time I saw they saw me and yeah I do I look different. Sorry everybody who came here because they liked how I looked in my head ten years ago and I'm still fat though so you're welcome people. I keep it real for you guys Ben and I have have a podcast together and it is ruining our relationship. We feel like we've powered through. Yeah why feel like? We've just put the relationship this is. We're making money now gives a shit. How much hate each other. So here's a little slice of life for us. We go to the gym often at the same time today. We got an argument in the locker room in front of everyone. Routes Reiner with towels and we were on opposite sides of Locker Room. A number of different like sort of compooter. Jesus looking guys in between us and we're just telling nuts and he's like he's like hey man I'm fine with you bust my boss but at least get the shit right now. My get this year. We're really going after each other. And I'm like couples therapy tonight. So we're kind of polar opposites like personality wise but not looks why we're pretty similar. Looks Wise Gabriel? Joke about Gabor's if Gabor's visited Santa Claus Santa Claus would be so excited he won't be able to fall asleep. Who's just like a likable guy? And I kind of have never been able to shake the like. Don't fuck with me on the subway. Yeah I didn't know how to wedge and Ben is less likable. I mean last time we did a show here. A Guy came up to me after the show and said Hey I really like your friend. He was Chubby chaser. They're in they're out there and they're in your uranium's there in mind. I don't know about yours. We met in our early twenties and a lot of people at that age. We drank a lot. Yeah we drank. That's what we had in common. We all to make more than anybody. Your big guy and I have a lot of from buffalo and Ben and I were. There is a Yin and Yang darkness and lightness work. Well together but we used to get. We used to get so fucking wasted. A bar called McManus in New York when we were twenty that the forty and fifty year old firefighters and cops that hung out there were sketched out by us. We ordered pints of Jamison Ginger Ale. We thought we had like a scam where we order these giant drinks. We were saving like a dollar but if you have five nine pints of Jamison and ginger and then try to engage with strangers. It's it's no one was on our wavelength. We didn't outgrow it for a long time. I mean this carried over until we moved here. I remember one night. We were out and really like throwing them down figuring out the secrets of the universe. Down to real shipments. Some people we knew came up to us. We realize we were speaking a full third language. They couldn't hear they can understand thing we were saying we were engaging with these people that barely knew us like they had been drinking with us for the last five hours. We're doing call backs to shit we were talking about. I believe they should longer in right. And they're like what is this. Let go man. And that's that was our thing for a long time was not being on. We would literally text each other. It's like hey man my wife's got a business thing tonight. Do you want to just go get blacked out somewhere. But Now ben sober and not for like court mandated reasons just for like to get even more cut. I fucking hate this guy so we. I've pretty much every once in a while I break down. And Gabriel gets me hot. You could say I break him down. After every time we record a podcast I walk out and Bannon staying or out to their cars. Because I'm not being polite because I'm immediately smoking a joint because I'm done with my work for the OH. I just talked about showdown in little Tokyo for three hours. Time to kick back in. I earned this. So every time I've gotten high with Gabor's it gets weird and and some disaster happens or some. We always overly complicated symmetry time we get stone. Something happens that makes it like that. If we were sober would be like. This is a nightmare. But when we're stoned where like I think we can handle this one time we were going. I'm complaining because not only do I not drink anymore. But none of our friends really. Almost everybody I know is married. I'm still single. Nobody really goes out and I was like nobody does anything. I don't meet anybody. We'll next time you want to do something. Let me know. Because he's my friend. He's a good friend like well but make the sacrifice to go out. Get drunk or onside you honey. Ben Needs me running out the door in a row. I know so I wanted to go see this movie at Zebulon. What we thought was a movie you you told me it was a movie and I was like yeah. I'll go with you. I don't know what Zevulon is we. Ho Guy not well. Yeah a little bit in that way but pens and east side or you know that from the mustache and Debbie on. I'm like Oh great. I'll uber to your house. And then we'll uber together. Right and I convinced Ben like I've roll the blunt. We can smoke it. And he's like yeah we'll blaze my house and we'll get. Uber'S ABOUT MUSIC. I was like if I'm going to get high. This is something I should get high so we go to his house. We SMOKE SOME WEED. Some and we we get in we get in the left and we joked about it. We were like as soon as we started smoking. We're like man. This is going to get really complex right. It is bad. And we're like I guarantee literally bend said I hope when we get there because he was supposed to get the tickets it's Ben Mo- him got him online. They have my name. Shit and your check in when you get there and I live like five minutes away. It's this gets done. Though he goes man. I hope they don't give us a hard time at the door and I'm like want an awesome. That's in my head. I'm like fuck the door. They're going to ask us about our names. They're going to be looking at US and questions. I'm not ready for this shit. Our driver gets us and like can't find the place and we're just in the back. I'm all fucked up and I'm like God. I don't know what to tell this guy and when I'm in a panic or when I'm super stoned I'm the opposite of most people. I start filling the air with words. I cannot stop talking. I'm like I'm like trying to trying to Ben. Ben is a little bit more mercurial. I don't want him to swear to. I don't want you to get pissed and be like the whole night. Shot or something like that. So Amazon. Cabinet Demis podcasts. I'm the the least liked first of all time. Look like there's no question I don't to ask them about like it's part of the Lore podcast. I was like. Please don't have that guy on again. I was on John James and draws podcast and I was just like I don't get black movies so a lot of people hate me just kidding. They won't have me. They don't want diversity. It's my agent so we're in the driver's clearly stressed out by how much I'm talking and I think it's up here on the right. We finally get out. We go up to the end. We're walking up to the door and joked about. I'm like Bro. Don't fuck us on the tickets or something like that we get up there and Ben stands up there before he says anything. The girl goes. Are You ben? Rogers and so. I fully fucking. I know I am not prepared for this. If we ran through rehearsal situations of what could possibly go down. We were not prepared to be. We knew or say. Hey I know you. We met wants to New York long time ago. And I'm like yeah I'll he's like pointing at the paper she has and he's like I think and she's talking to him like hey don't we and you're like yeah. I'm right here like wanted to be over with your like. I'm on the list of like. Yeah I know who you are so we go in. We get seats. And then we it's revealed to me and maybe Ben Learns a couple more details but what we're actually at is a screening of a series of French documentaries about the French new wave scene in the eighties and nineties. And I'm cool with that. I love French new wave music but I don't like what the fuck am I at? This is the most hipster. Shit I've ever been to and we're sitting there and I'm also Gabor's goes to the bar. I go to the bar. Get Tequila Soda Paleo and so the cavemen drank so I sit down. I look like a row ahead of me. Is My ex girlfriend? My last serious relationship and we should stop down and just give back story to this relationship with no names. Yeah obviously okay. So Charlie's sorry so I really up and down crazy big fights or just like very passionate almost got married. Almost got married did break up. Did get back together. Moved broke up. Had some weird like kept running into each other drama upon breaking out and I had been hearing about it a lot and I was being the supportive friend that I am but I come back and sit down and Ben Turns and he's like fuck man. She's Charlie's Charlene sitting in right. That's right there in front of us and I'm I'm like sweating bullets. He's visibly upset like it's not going to go well. I wonder I wonder watch this. I want to watch this hipster bullshit that I was excited about and I'm also so fucked up. This is the last like condition. I want to have a conversation with my ex girlfriend just like here with some dude in like. I'M GONNA have to meet this guy and I'm going through this whole scenario and we're both like investigating like seeing. She's here with that. Tall Guy said let's do a little more research on that guy and we're like getting into it so this is like what should we do? Should we leave? He's got a full fucking big ASS dream. I don't know man I'm like I think we gotta go and this is where I go like. Hey it's time for some tough love from your best friend and I say Ben Dude. I can't help but think you knew she was going to be here. And you brought me along for some sort of fucking weird. Stalker retitled situation. Somebody's break it off with our friend. Thinks I'm fucking stalking her. I knew she was going to be here. And then I dragged his ass to be like cassie. She's chasing me. Yeah true and I was like okay so ben I just think you need to deal with this and get over it man like we. Just let's get Outta here and we're I'm being like way too real. Maybe like a little too as talking and salty toy. Whatever we're Shit is man you got to move on. Then we sit down. We're just sitting there and I feel uncomfortable. I even said that you know when you have like a moment with a friend where you're like on that was to real. How do I back back off and go like I'm just kidding? Do whatever you want stock. Whoever so so they gave us looks over and he's like wait a second. You sure that's her fucking not is not one hundred percent like does it really look like her at all. I showed my hand at this point I was like I know you're a fucking sketch I'm like. Oh I fucking relieved. I don't care it's like I started like tearing it was it. Was it got. I thought we were going to leave and I was going to take your belt and shoelaces away when we got home depot. You'RE GONNA kill yourself just like Jeffrey. Did I still believe my support suicide? All right everybody's joking got murdered now guy like that. He took himself out. Thought pats the controversial opinion on that. Let's argue about whether or not he killed himself. Uk The guy had great plains. We we watched ten short films about the French new wave and it was fucking awesome so stone. It's like daft punk and all these other bands I've never heard of and I'm just and we're just like it's like two and a half hours long. We're just sitting there half the time bar lives as even in my head on. My end doesn't remember accused him of all these like I know who you really are. You sick fuck and like ready to bring out evidence. Remember in two thousand nine when I would have been just piling on in. Don't listen to talk about two thousand nine now man. Yeah I remember. Never forget just because we have another minute I guess so. You guys are like fucking just because we're already up here. Let me try something. I'd just do a backflip. But Ben this how tight. We are back at Thanksgiving at my house this year. And so we're my wife's family my in laws and we were just kind of fucked sitting around and I say like what's play a game. Everyone describe there like a sex tape a celebrity sex tape. They want to see that they would like to see. That doesn't exist. Create your own celebrity sex and important. Caveat doesn't have to be a couple doesn't have to be a couple it could just be any to Seleni to celebrities with your friends. And for a Hetero man you start to think like why like seeing a Dick in the porn. But if I have to choose the guy whose Dick I see it starts to feel a little weird but whatever so my father-in-law says JFK and Marilyn Monroe. Okay Man fucking tomorrow my your brother in law. Who's WHO's seeing like boy singing naked. Yeah five most favorite show naked boys singing off Broadway. She's seen at six times. We asked she took me and my wife or my wife's birthday. We didn't ask for this. And if you want to know what the show is. It's naked boys singing songs now. You imagine the Ven Diagram of good voices and willing to show their US very. Yeah so she says she refuses to watcher. Enjoy pornography and will not participate and we were like well to get. My mother-in-law to not contribute to a conversation is a difficult but a victory in and of itself goes to band is about five minutes after she asked me how many people have slept with totally forgot about that far along with all these. I could do a good person. My mother-in-law with all these you're talking about all these girls how many you really sleeping with said her. Sorry lease so then. She basically derails the whole game. Yeah and then as a joke I say well the sex tape I would like to see is my mom and Dad Night I was conceived and I'm losing it. I think that's the funniest fucking thing. It's the funniest thing. You guys weirdly. Reacts She's like She's like sats Puta Fool. Oh my she's like so in mom Thanksgiving mode where she's just like. Did you hear that? He said his mom and Dad. He likes his parents. Her husband's like that's kind of weird. We also heard her husband. Go Up to him. Go Up to my mother-in-law afterwards ago you really aren't interested in pornography. You came to this. Show to see like a stock. We're just talking about her mom or sure we could use my wife's name. We we went to bed and I were a little high at this point. And to show you how impenetrable our conversations can we went on a twenty minute rants pretending to be. Jfk who we found out is famously had diarrhea IBS. T- there is like he was so promiscuous because he couldn't do any sports or his back fucked up and he was always shitting his brains out so he's like still try to like be a man and have all these sexual partners so we go on like a twenty minute bit ranch. Whatever you WANNA call it where we're doing. Jfk Maryland sees that there is a turn in the bed and jam. Case is swears. It's a reese's peanut butter cup and to prove it starts eating it and we go for twenty five Gerald. So everyone's around. It's not just us. There's my wife's coworkers and some friends and family eight Baron de Teresa species. It's not Mr President. It's okay bad no I swear. Diarrhea racersforpacers put it. Put IT DOWN MR nauseated Down Breath Outta chocolate breath taking me to the tunnel to help me escape guys. This is Ben Rogers. John Gabriel. Thank you so much guys. It's bobby bones. I host the bobby bones show and pretty much all sleep because I wake up at three o'clock in the morning a couple of hours later get all my friends together so we get into a room and we do a radio show. Wish you're alive. We tell our stories. We try to find as much good in the world possibly can and we look through the news of the day that you'll care about also your favorite country. Artists are always stopping by to hang out and share their lives and music too so wake up with a bunch of my friends on ninety eight point seven W M Z Q in Washington DC or wherever the rotates you on the iheartradio APP. And we're back we back. I'm sure we run up on the show before but like I. I felt on with Gabriel. When when I started out at UC being a student there. And I went to go. See Harold night which is like the weekly Improv night. Where Harold Teams I? I can't show you could save up. Show the Herald was created by Dell and brought to New York by the UCLA. So help me gone anyway. That used to be when you hosted Harold night. That used to be what you'd have to tell the audience anyway. But like they were doing a herald the team he was on and he went backstage for second came out just in his underwear. And I'm like that guy is funny. He's always been committed. He is the secret to Improv commitment. Commit to the bit okay. And that's okay. Yeah here Gabrielson ben both characters on Comedy Bang. Bang a lot okay. Comedy Bang. Bang that I've heard of that central Hubei as I've heard of that one elimidate Andy plays he listens to every week and he you know imagine like. Hey Scott when you have us on Andrew. Please do not get involved. I want nothing to do with it. I know it's like cheese. That's a great way to get something. I got some great care. I've got some great characters. Just waiting Oh my God I know you do baby. I know you to Now you mentioned earlier how every Wednesday we are streaming a live tweet show on the couch. Yes slowly like. I started doing this thing right. Tell the audience that is leading me employed a bit every week. Yup so slowly turning into like a late night show up and just this week or this last week. I guess we choose to segment called. Naomi hates well again. This is just because I just started to say you know what I hate. And then Andy knowing me and how many things I say goes. This should be recurring segment and Lord knows. I've got the content. You have any times. I'll be sitting typing on my computer or exercising. And now he just walks in the room apropos of nothing. Goes you know what I hate. That's just what it is to live with me. The thing is. I was explaining the reason why it's especially. There's something about being quarantined. As there's fewer things to be distracted by I'm having moments I'm just like you gotTa look within you've got to reflect you're GONNA say why do I have that response and I just realized there's so many things I hate that. Of course I don't deal with in my day to day into being right you have to go to the store. You have to drive somewhere to do all this stuff that distracts you right. You're like here in choir choir. You GotTa get in touch with you. There's nothing left for you to track yourself with and now you're looking at me when you stare into the abyss the abyss the abyss takes. Wiz All over. You asked him worse than you say are look it up straight from niches but oh you see we off the rails who we fruit loops we do. You know what I was at school. There's all these philosophers who are just like straight up fucking Nazis. I know not ice cream. Heidegger was Adachi. But like when you're when you're learning about this stuff and these pre woke times they all your all. Your teachers like wanted it to be like. They didn't want to have to not teach heidegger. 'cause that's what they like grew up on the right. They did all their dissertations on and they made their bank heidegger exegesis. And Shit like that so you know. They like kind of pooh-poohed away kind of just like you know well yeah he was a Nazi. But like you had to be a nods if you want to teach. They didn't Hottest which is like. Oh yeah principle. People said No. I'm not going to join the Nazi party and then didn't teach started move to another country and taught there or it started earning. Oh God. Forsake joined the resistance to the fucking Nazis. But you're like there. You're learning okay. I guess so. I guess that's that's but then you'll leave academia and you're like Oh that's fucked up you were. We were taught that like Nietzsche wasn't an anti Semite. But that his he got syphilis. From hanging some toots yep he went nuts stiff west eight holes in his brain and so he was just like lying in bed like out of it for like the last part of his life and people were what they would say like. Teachers were well. His all the antisemitic. His sister added that because she was a raving Anti Semite. She liked scripted. And at the time I might okay I guess so. And then what God? I'm so glad he left academia thinking about. You're like what? Why would she take her brother's manuscripts right? Her brother brother like who is like a fucking loser. And only in retrospect to people start paying attention to Nietzsche's writings. I'm also saying what's he doing writing when he was out of his mind. No he just had his manuscripts sitting there. I guess okay. Yeah she added. I'm like who the fuck does that. Who the fuck would go into their like coma. Toasts syphilitic brothers manuscripts and be like. Oh boy. I'm GonNa make this say that the reason why your tomato crop sucks because the Jews well anyway all this Assay Naomi hates Oh my God. There's some okay you know what I realized. I hate it and like literally. These are realizations. That are coming to me only in the quietude of cord and the quietude of coordination poetic thank you very much out of that a poet you're the gates and Alton Odors You D. I don't know honey honey. I don't know much about tall new nowadays. I know what I don't like. What are the things I discovered? I don't like because as you can imagine there's so much time spent scrolling through various streaming platform watchlist discovered. I hate movies about horses. I heard this already by the way and I've heard multiple times since and it still makes me laugh. I think movies about horses are terrible. I can't believe they they are. There are multiple movies about horses. Look horses are large. They are majestic their coats are shiny. I get but I also find them to be boring as fuck. These are creatures that can even lie down and they literally just stand there. The best we could do was missed the ED he was a horse that talked and I feel like afterwards. We should've stopped. We should've stopped warhorse content. I think horse I think lower nineteen. What was that nineteen sixties ninety-six? Yes and also a great. Tv just started talking. Horse allow newfangled. I am dazzled. Want TO BOOT MR ED. Absolutely whatever rebooted it ahead. Tom Cavanagh the actor for mad. Have a horse. And he's Mr Ed but the horse doesn't see if I was rebooting it this this day and age. I'd go opposite I would go. It's a world of horses and you have one talk that talk and you have one human who No you know can. Humans can't talk in this so horses take care of humans and then there's one human who Tom. Yes he talks. It's like A. It's like a Bow Jack. Kind of deal uh-huh I just think we should stop by horses. I think they're boring. I think that I don't know why people would make them we. Also it's like okay. It's a horse. It's twenty twenty. I'm not impressed by horses anymore. I've like maybe there was a time when the horses impressive it's fine I detest anyway. That's my point. It's just the thing I hate yet so I have. I tried to look black beauty. Warhorse Seabiscuit all board. As far as I can remember who really boring so I wanted to kind of expand this a little bit because I find all animal stories boring insurance. I don't think there is a good one. I will put it to you audience. If you can bring up a good movie about Horse I will award you a dollar side by both of us down or disinfected mail attack or we can wait till there's a vaccine either way you'll get but like I said okay so like look. There's dog movies right well. Yes all terrible. When I was a kid. Lassie was in reruns on Nickelodeon. Yes no it was it. Was you know what I fucking hated to no see? I don't really have a problem with lassie that flip that got the adult. Got To flip. Okay we'll go because I just want to talk about how there's not one like. You can't have drama. Because what are you going to do? You're killing these animals. You'll be a fucking monster of your life if you proposed a like animal film. Wasn't there one like with the one with thank Matthew mcconaughey or something like that. Doesn't the dog die in that? Marley and me. Yeah Yup. Yeah I don't WanNa Watch that. Of course of course world sucks. Don't feed me fucking animal film when the Animal Dies. Well of course. Of course you're correct. I also find it a lot of atom movies dogs. Most of all they really take on a Christian overtone undertone that I find like just too much. I'll tell you this you Gimme Gimme a Christian film about a dog. That dies is resurrected. I'll watch that you're back. You're back on board back on board you give me a Lazarus dog baby my thing was. I will tell you this when I was a kid. I'm not gonNA tell you I like to be. I loved my lower notice. I love a homeward bound. If you will but as an adult a dog's purpose or a dog's purpose to they made a sequel of it. Well that's a different okay. So now we're like there's dog okay so you go from lassie and Benji to air bud and Beethoven all right. The dogs would fun. Yeah in quotes fun in quotes talk yet or there's no voices right right. They do have an extraordinary ability. Have extraordinary I watched them to the sweatiest fucking movies in the Ron. What do you mean by Sweaty? Just pratfalls Vaudeville like if if you threw a dog do a Vaudeville Act from nineteen twenty two right right right yes Sir Marx Brothers. Just dogs during trick. Yes but it's like like Beethoven is just like Charles Grodin running around like the flop sweat fog every two weeks. Beethoven saying that he was just he was like a Saint Bernard and he was like a family's dog did he. Have like one of those little neck. Barrels neck barreled barrel. I don't know if he did but year because I'd watch that. Look if you have a film about. Here's how I would do Beethoven. Go on some jewel thieves on the run. They have like some diamonds and they hide them in. They like their. The cops are after them. And so they stash the diamonds in Beethoven's neck barrel. Okay and then they have to try to get them back so they have to track down Beethoven. Yeah that's good. I think that's pretty good. Andy and if I knew any Beethoven if I knew anything besides the fifth Beethoven's Beethoven please they don't believe now that's the movie I'd why okay so we go from that to now supernatural. What do you mean supernatural. I think in between are actually. The animals can't talk but there's an actor voicing them than what the audience stories. Oh no no no sorry inbetween. Dogs can't talk and what I'm going to call supernatural animal. Okay Ed this Milo and Otis. Aren't these ones where like they can't talk like if there's a human in the film was a diabetic it's very look. Who's talking situation? Yes loose talk beautiful description. We don't know it's a look who's talking sits right. They can understand each other but no adult humans in that world can understand that CIA or charges so yes you got those those also suck to write. I don't know I think as a kid. I thought those were really good and cute but again. I was a child in a simpler time. The children of two thousand twenty. You know they may not be impressed by just animals. Walk into the majesty of a forest and getting into scrapes scrapes. But you know I thought it was pretty great in one thousand nine hundred ninety nine hundred nineteen so now we got to the supernatural. I I did a lot of research that you got the shaggy dog the shaggy. Da S. I really didn't appreciate him. Rising the ranks that quickly Shadia. Yeah exactly I mean he's just me. Do you have a degree? How'd you get there? He should've been a wish. I watched the new episode of the good fight so I knew any clerk. What else what are you doing? Law paralegal take the shaggy paralegal. I don't think that's the route. I don't think he'd go paralegal to lawyer. Maybe you can some people do it during school. Actually what I WANNA see he goes from. Da Because so many comedians were lawyers before they were comedians then it becomes a comedian Demetri whereas the SHAGGY COMEDIAN. That's good a shaggy metering. The shaggy cerebral comedian. But yeah so although suck to all right now flipper free willy. Now we get to these these ones the animal the CD's the magical see animal will look. I'm going to tell you this. I felt like flipper. The problem is because of the difference. Flipper was like he was a dolphin. Do stuff I don't appreciate that free. Willy however was about a boy's relationship to the Wale meaning. The whale was magical. It was just a boy. How do I get this free? And that is fine for me. Because it's more about a child's relationship is less about the Animal. Doing anything spectacular. I've never seen it so I don't know again. I don't WanNa Watch Animal Phil I understand. I understand we're using your. I'm giving your job. It'll take five minutes to find an animal film. I will enjoy and we. It has to be like this right because this is the last part. Where am I now shade into like Jurassic Park we to teen Wolf we shaded to do yes? Mutant Ninja mutant version into mutant animal territory or human animal hybrid. I mean would you say the fly sure you know what I mean? You've got a band now. Part of the fly to Jeff Goldblum also part of creature features would just watch Jeff Goldblum just like standing there maybe like kind of buttoning his shirt on his instagram. Yes that's what I'm into. Yeah you are. You're digging for gold womb. Ooh Baby Pan Gold Blue. That's it that's how we do it. So yes. So once we hit Jurassic Park love it. You're on board. I'm on board. I WanNa right right right right. That's any wrecks WanNa watch them raptors because they're not realize I'm wrapped by them raptors. Interact or okay. Because that's the thing though right because those aren't actual animals like those are creatures from the from before anyone was alive so there it's magical it's magical that has the magic of cinema whereas you just filming a Dolphin and then just overlaying some meaning. Today she it. That's the sweetness. You're you're tricking me. And thinking that dolphins thinking those things but see. Here's the thing. I'm very specific to horses. And you're saying animal in general. Yeah I thought we would exhaust. Just I hate horses notable. You're correct I just saying I'm like I. You know you laugh at meeting Horse Horse movies but you truly can't stand any of them. Your hatred runs much deeper. In a way that's most things or hatred runs even in mind. No Way I learned at some point in my life to put a cap on it so you just don't say it yet. What did too I was at a general general meeting in Hollywood? And just say you were at a meeting. Jesus I was talking about like certain things with this woman who was a development executive and she was saying. I'm like yeah I was doing this thing and I'm like I didn't work that well and she's like it was like some angry thing about politics and she's like well you know. I don't think people want to see another angry white man back point taken for a general harass got specific she read you know. Yeah and you were like thank you. I'll go down. Yes She was a hand Braille. And she read me. Ooh Baby do you WANNA maybe a little. Bring it back to another set. Yeah let's do it way and remember your mission and you'll get assigned dollar. Bill disinfected it all right. We'll be right back. Hey guys. It's Jack O'Brien co-founder of crack Dot Com and I host a twice Daily News and culture podcast with the funniest person. I know miles gray. What an owner money's tell him more about how hilarious don't tell them about my background in politics as a political operative or anything like that. 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You know we really have a rep along but when we have a real treat and these dudes are no exception rollet include. I thought it was a step the steps on that actually I think I got your mic. Wow Hey we talk about right. Which is where the same hype. But I thought that was hilarious. You got like a starting I have. I have my hair. I guess start business. I mean that's about as we're on the stage confess rates and hey hey therapy session okay. Okay I'm like about these motherfucking. I'M GONNA sit down for this. I'm GonNa tell you I'm GonNa tell you why I don't like him because he will and he got good here people like that. I want to trust them. Drafting Well No. That's not telling Gopal which you don't like about. Hey that's not i. That's how it works right. No this is the ruined. My I got the MIC. Two of my about all have microphones. Put down okay go ahead about two are pointing at me. Your way. Ma'am what don't you like about me therapy to well like about June. Is that black and you kind of the same size so when you do Sir James. You did a great job but I do think about me real life. The same thing happens to me all the time. Don't I think it happens? I think it happens to him more because people compliment you more weight. I tell I was a compliment. Copley was a compliment. I had to work out a couple of guys. Hey how's it going started? No thanks for having us on. This is great. I mean this is also a this is a rare case. We're all in La. Yeah all three of us. I mean what are the odds that all three of US would be? I mean this is just so great just because we weren't in New York I live in New York for a while and now we're out here in La and it's just great that all of us we're all going to move out here him we. Hey I'm gonNA tell. Ya some real shit because I had. This is the second one so that'd be real go ahead. We both moved out here like five years ago. I mean that's they don't know five years ago we had. We had a talk. We had a talk. That's right older. Obama was president. Go curse time five years ago. I do not know how time works right. That's not what is about this therapy Baranov. We're not doing that. So we both Obama purser. We were years ago. We had a talk together. Sit and look at each other's US. We'll la that's right. We were holding hands. I don't know I don't remember it this way but keep going remember. He said that all of us are holding hands. We're making eye contact and we're saying what we're saying. Hey it's time for us to leave New York. Yeah Man Yeah. We spread our wings. That's right okay. Let's see I wanna lap. Yeah that's true. I'm trying to you know you were trying to fly. I'm trying to fly. Brain wanted to fly. I definitely wanted to fly. James said he wanted to flat so we WANNA fly next thing you know James is like a Man. My wing hurt. I can't go yet. We talked about it. I didn't but I had to let them know. You want to look real talk though we did we were. GonNa come out here. And then what happened was James got a job. I got a job. I got a job that prevented us from coming out here because you told us no. I'm only going to be out there for a little bit. Okay and then I had to come back true. Okay And I remember saying that and then what happened was you came back for two weeks. And then you've got another job and you came back out to La and yes more grievances. Yeah you always accessible ship up that okay you know. What as the broke friends stay? I'm just GonNa take care of me more. Okay wait but I'm trying to track okay. Because it sounds like we were all in the same. How good this made the same amount of money. Now man which was nothing man you got. You got them and this jacket. I don't even know what that is. That look good. You Got Padding Awry. You gave me this gentleman. Not that I don't know by that going to buy believe in God. I believe I need to be better friends. I couldn't afford this. This is from set. This is from the shoes from. I don't have actually. I'm not doing well. I'm not a if someone doing well as construct like people think. Oh Yester- this person's doing this. They must be doing well doing a. Hey Hey I got friends. I'd be like oh I'm doing all right and you go to the House ailing British Shit. That's like Oh man look I look risks. That was the thing is I wish that was true. Like I wish if somebody went back to my very small apartment they were like Oh Shit. This do got four walls. Four walls in his place. Oh my God. This is fun when I sit here on my contact with. I noticed that I got back. I'll come by a random pop pop track. I'm still trying to track. What you guys are. Upset thanks the three of us. We were holding. Hands we're locking is was playing in the background. We decided we. We all said we were. GonNa move to La. And then. I stopped that by what you're saying. I was in La for a bit okay. If no I don't know how is that. Not Moving too if I was here because you told us you didn't want to move so we were getting ready to move and then you're like no no I'm coming back. I'm coming back to work. Your wife New York. I did as a real fast. I left my wife. Hey you're real light. A separate wanted. He got married. This shit the podcast over I got married and then he was like I got to come back. I gotta come back and we were like fine only going to be gone for a couple of months and then you were gone and we were broke in New York man. Not Making. Any jobs have arisen. Y'All was broke like yeah. Well he was he was you. How `Bout truly would have soda got. Everybody knows it buyer and you would have sold the movie. We would have just insight right. That's the Hollywood. Selling ripped materialized. Just how it works. You're right that's why I'm here for a couple days we talk. I'm movie Tomasz Right. They say well we. I got off the plane by Uber. Driver SAID FROM YORK. Sell a movie when we all right. You did it a year ago. What is my thing? Okay go ahead. I'll give because you haven't you haven't said your thing yet. He's like give me on his team. I don't fuck with him either so I won't be real. I'm GONNA give more grievances ahead. Okay my other. Grief is is that he's so tall. He's selling the seat he did. Look me in my eyes before. He says I saw him wink at me. Side New was gonNA come up. He does that little mind games stuff. So I know I'm paranoid win is GONNA come out because I'm quiet. Say this he said and I'm like man and back to you. I didn't do any. That's the point. That's the point. The point is you could've did some but you didn't but then you're not doing something was doing what but James I remember you said to us you said if you guys want to move to La you can. I just won't be here in. La IN LA LA. Yes and we were. I remember saying well then we. We're going to stay in New York because we WANNA be together. We are good friends. Brothers we brothers and you decide. What are you crying crying right now? I'm not going back right away. And by that wasn't fair we got crappy jobs. We get jobs. And what did I have to do with your jobs to? Hey therapy works man. You don't you can't you. Can't you can't Yell Back Project on us? We use that. We have to accept the graces. I was there. I'm still having trouble following. Why you guys were upset. Okay look I'll tell you from my perspective. Go ahead. Cattail happened from my perspective. It is taller than your market is Kuku Kuku. That's messed up purpose. Sorry go ahead soup town you just stealing my time to go take you so we was holding hands. 'cause I remember that don't actually is how it went was hey we was looking at each other as is playing and I was like. Yeah we moving down that you know 'cause we will you know there's nothing left for us and there's nothing left in New York out but there were had. I realized there was a lot. 'cause I was done with parts of New York. You know I was done with the with the auditions okay. Real I was done with with with the pigeon. Hey patients they gotta hit pigeons toes. Sometimes life grow because it. Just don't Google that yet. Don't give your nightmare. That's just disgusting. Sorry for the thing is it's not putting in all her. This is a reality show okay. Wife was like she was like no cause for real she was like I love New York and I was like I love you. Okay then you come Jeff. Okay then can you unless I was already gone all right. Hey Hey wait but we still doing grievances. I gotTa do have agreements with you. Though I tell my grievances go ahead you got to wrap it up. I love both the young. I love to wait a minute. I Love Jonathan reverse psychology both the Knicks. We came out here and started this group of people who we are not met that's true. I know like any slandered me for like seven minutes. I feel good about it. I feel great. I mean that's what they're is right. Is this your chest but I love. 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237: Gym Dos and Don'ts (w/ Ben Rodgers, and Ryan Stanger)

High and Mighty

1:31:02 hr | 1 year ago

237: Gym Dos and Don'ts (w/ Ben Rodgers, and Ryan Stanger)

"This is a head gum podcast I Welcome back to another episode of High and Mighty AIDS me the number one boiler oil you gotTa do is trust me one fun Johnny g joining me as always behind mighty studios by nearly silent co-host Arthur Gabor's Arthur not studio because is my other way less. Silent Co host is here chain the dog at the Real James Doug. How're you babe dude? Also so China me and the high and mighty studios. Maybe we need to re wrap behind my studios as Valverde because I have the action boys themselves right staggering Ben Rogers Asia. I should have been wild into long. shitheads it really has been yeah. That's interesting yeah I haven't talked to you guys in a while directly you've heard hurt us from action boys appearing on high and mighty. Yeah I haven't actually spoken to the shitheads in Awhile meander now right before we started recording. I was explaining an old gabriel wrestling character to Stang or and I thought maybe the shit has to hear this especially Charlie Todd WHO's a shed? This is the show. He used to run a comedy wrestling bitch. Show at the theater and CBW you use called the UCSB W and it used to be the wraparound. I mean it was the wrap arounds of cage. Yes to Improv. Teams would perform and the audience would vote on who the winner was and but in in at the top in between teams came out at the end we would do these quick wrestling segments would do a promo then a match and then out show that pushed the store like true like had continuity and story line and Keif Abe and everything is so I was one of the announcer served captain. I was a guy called the captain. My favorite I mean one of my favorite Ben Rogers character. Every he's sort of like Bill Freakin with like observational humor. And Gabor's play the most games character of all time. His name was host balls and he was he was a he'll he was a bags. It was a big hit but all his stereotypes were wrong. Like Oh wow you black. I don't know how to drive. Hey Man don't say that also that's not what it is and then I would force the audience or other people that I was correct. It is talking in the movies just getting everything wrong and the crowd booing me and I mean like an American flag had abandoned abandoned American flag tank top and like short shorts. That's really funny That was a different era. Yeah I also was the tag team champion with Nick. Ross as binary code that was a great that was another great character forgave or has he just had like a mouse like a computer when I became the Internet. Ah Three hundred zero. So you got your like war Lucci Doormat. Yeah right and title. Nick was rail thin and I was me. So Mr Mr Zero Binary Code and they were tides. He gets you all their fucking fix this at midnight on Thursdays every week. Nick for like Mr Mr Zero take the MIC and capers voice super real tough and Berlin and he'd be like we would be like your and then eventually we split up and by Mr Zero became the Internet. I was a wrestler named the Internet had a keyboard and a mouse. This is conscious. That's bare-chested with the fucking mouse wrapped around much funny big build up for the the Internet. Well we're talking wrestling because what we want to talk about on the high. Today is the Jim something that comes up all the time on action boys and almost in the action boys techs. It's almost exclusively about assholes at the gym. Yes about the gym. We all suspend various methods time at the gym. But it's at me at the minimum. Probably and I spend a lot of time spent too much time at the gym I. It's I like going and I try to do a bunch of different Shit and winds up taking me forever. And I've gotten to the point where my gym sessions sort of our like water. My friend in that they just fill whatever time like. Yeah if I have two and a half hours free before I have to run the do something. I'll I'll be at the gym for two hours and twenty minutes if I have ninety minute if I'm sixty minutes I'll be at the gym for fifty five minute time myself now. I'm leaving at this time. No matter where I'm matt then you get home and you're like fuck. It's almost dark one more. I could have gotten something done in my personal but it's easy to just be like when you're you're not like balls out like cross fitting like you're not killing yourself. You can work out six days in a row. If you're not in a class you know if you're not OUGHTA meeting a trainer or something like that you're just kind of the architect of your own workout you could time can just spin out. Yeah and you could be like. Oh well fuck it. I'll go twenty minutes on the bike before twenty minutes in the song. If you're taking a shower tweet sets or something then time really starts flying by. Oh well when I was doing powerlifting shit and as you weight goes up. It's like you got to take like two minutes in between yeah five sets of five and that's like well it takes me four including more. It takes sixteen minutes to do three sets of squats what started using a calender Stopwatch Thursdays when I do the second set. I'm a lifelong Jim Guy. I've been going forever. I like finding them when I travel finding the real deal. Vander holyfield field. I've told this story before I went to that audition and I walked in and this was a show where it was about a somebody who tracks down like I think like date rapist or some shit like if a woman being harassed this like I think it's a man woman they find the guy and they like help you out interest and so I was playing one of these harassing ex-boyfriend and he was a fucking psycho spin instructor. And so I do. These two scenes one was like the classic scene where the cops show up or these detectives and you're like they don't really know where that well I guess she kind of looks familiar trope scenes from procedural. Yeah no this is the fucking dude. Yeah and then later. It's like in the shadows. You're like Hugh fucking it's like. Full Mel Gibson voicemail psycho and had And so I go in there and they was looking at my fucking like resume and Shit and the guy just says so. You're the real deal. Wow somebody says that to you what the fuck do you say it. So I'm like yeah I guess so. It's like this is what you do and I'm like no I don't know my brain is like wait it. Does he think Diary Day rapist a spin instructor stalker or is he just trying to like. Get me in the zone. Do this audition because it's not like you were overqualified for the role. You know what I mean like maybe if you wear it like books a ton of Shit and you're going into play the small thing but whoa the real deal is so I never go out for drama possibly an neck like is this just how they are credits are like all comedy shit. And I'm like possible. We know what he means. Impossible like dramatic and then I think my agent or my agents assistance like lied aid because they know I go to the gym. Lafayette Certified Spin. They like fucking went hyperbolic and we're like yeah. He works at Barry's bootcamp. Hey He's a trainer and so then I was like no fair. You went into the audition in short shorts and a headset mic. I mean I was getting into characters. I don't know why you wear the little shoes that clip into that was like way too sliding all over the place that might be why. The Guy said that the shoes you know they were so fucking mad. They were like where do you work and I was like. I don't have a real job. Salsa also lost so that's what it was and then when they when you didn't they rude I did it in the first part was fine. The per- the part that required like less like fucking acting chops. Where yeah? I don't know where they were like. Great part that's kind of funny and then the second part where I'm look. Yeah they were but you are. You are the real deal. You've trained people. You've got a long a long history of college. Sports Play a Club College Sport and that put me in the gym for two hours a day for you know just being from Long Island meathead lifestyle history athletics and train. I went as a kit. My Dad was a gym freak. Go to the gym with my dad. As in kidding yeah Houston like put nails in his nose and stuff. People would throw pennies right. Yeah that's a gym Geek. Jim Free my hi. Dad was a big fitness guy. Weightlifter fitness guy too. But at home more at you. You don't need to go to a gym jetty. He got everything at home and as a matter of fact. I wasn't allowed to join a gym when I was sixteen despite all my friends joining because my parents thought I was Gonna get into steroids because that was a big thing among island is like so many kids we're doing are you mad. You've didn't I'm really I still might. I should never gonNA never had the chance. I might hit a cycle as soon as I get my fucking genitals in order like when I'm over fifty that's when I might start doing it like trt or you have to worry about like cancer. Sir Yeah but when you're over fifty I when I'm on what you worry about cancer anyway. Yeah growth hormone you do growth hormone like if you have any slight well well because the history of cancer in your family like increases your odds because cancer is growth leading cellular grow. All of us have cells cells that are on the verge of being cancer about that shit a lot because like like all the stuff you do at the gym can like it is. You're you're trying to get that growth going and it does it if you eat you. Increase your one growth factor and all that. So it's like it's like finding that balance because having having some of that is is good so you kind of want to go back and forth between being in stages of growth to where you're at putting muscle on and then also being stages where your your encouraging and cellular death like what's called a tough Aji where you get your cells to die off. Listen to a story from my ex wife. That'll because some cellular death try driving through a tunnel. That'll cause cellular. Death can't get any service but give shoved in the pool. You don't give me doing steroids if if I was like with Jose Can Seko's ex wife Jessica. She started not knowing her first Jessica goes wife. JAGS JESSICA GOTTA get on the juice juice. TRT Like I don't know. I mean everybody should get their hormones. Looked at you know some either the real deal you can do like you're not GonNa get cancer causing side of hgh if you're not like not supplementing supplementing it if you're just pursuing maximizing your hgh but the smart move is is if you can get with the good like specialists and find out what your levels are and get on the healthy high side right all that stuff and then as we age at all our level start to drop and it's part of what causes the aging. Yeah there's a lot of stuff you can do. Due naturally to increase your testosterone and HD partners trying to increase sex partners it like all of us are about to say something that we think increases testosterone. But they're all super specific to us. We're like hoping it's like I think if you You know you don't settle down you kind of date around like that's good. I'm like well you know actually over consumption of calories just pitching our own vices uh-huh hide from your family this month no cortisol. My kid is so stressful. I just gotTa sit in this fuck in. They pretend I'm grilling outside for six hours out. It's like cold showers better sleep and then switching sex partners Fez no no joke having sex raises test like you know being sexually. I'm just repeating what I heard. A Canadian bodybuilder eighty percents. And you gotTa Keep Switching Partners Training Me Benny partner. This is great. You're already one new partner in put your testosterone levels. I'm concerned about your chemistry. Mr Your internal chemistry losing belly fat of course having belly fat is a marker of low test son. I mean you know everybody knows Captain Sauna but I I mean that that'll be markedly increases. Your growth maybe a good place to start for the listeners for the listeners. I talk about the sauna so much to you and I'm inspired. I'm not a shed. I don't fully know that's completely. Oh you after recording podcasts. With me three hours you don't want to call them and slab on another album. I do there. You Go But I talked about this on a lot and I got all of my in spoke for doing this on a from use thing. I've always liked it relationship. Like real real. Look if you don't know does have a fitness podcast. Ask Your dumbbells deal. He's real. I mean He. He is a trained professional in that in that world. And maybe when we're GONNA get into awesome Bro. Science does got. I'M NOT SMART But I've around in your magazine level in like. Yeah Yeah I mean. I read muscle and fitness magazine subscription for like a decade when we started the action boys like obviously gave. I've known each other a long time. We don't know stagger as well at that point don't and never will we see them once outside of this room if people listen to the PODCASTS. We've just started. It was like hey stay you log log on like for like Muslim fitness dot com promote the show. I said I've been all right. I remember I was. It's like I got banned from the forums for screaming about has diarrhea not knowing his sense of humor at the time I got him with his own title. You taught him that. It's your boy never did that before that sustain like all right I guess I gotta gotTa like find my old paths where I live. I didn't well. We are also like I was completely lean on you guys and like Gabor's high and mighty sounds like you got to do something fucking bodybuilding forums. Yeah I can help market that the big you're like what value goes and that's all from untrue anecdotal anecdotal experience. I was trying to supplement with was giving me like insane diarrhea in the more crazy dreams and then insane diarrhea Korea in the morning magnesium magnesium back believable the magnesium magnesium mm-hmm magnesium. This lease ACA needs. I was switching. The names of all the elements magnesium magnesium Ziam guys. Ever take transdermal through your skin now my knees spam before. Yeah it's fucking in sticky. Yeah it's gross but I did feel benefit from it. What's it supposed to do? Well it it's good for like modern conrail health and good for AH nerve or some twitchy stuff. Yeah can you joke. What's that dude? I'm done a soak before have you. Yeah yeah throw a little. Some some salts themselves epsom salts. Yeah Yeah I guess I've done that with any. Yeah I don't fit in too too many tubs. And certainly not the one in my apartment just put like a thief spooner cannonball it lands jumps out directly to the sink but the sauna you're saying is the source of a lot of our pet peeves is what what I'm saying yes I don't. There's a magnifying glass on the sun. Because it's a shrunken down room. That's closed supposed to be quiet quiet. And you're pretty vulnerable in that you're most likely in a towel. And so the behavior levels should be even more. You should be even more cognizant of other people's space space and time and all that most likely to towel I'm willing to say it's a don't to have anything on but a towel that's a new stance for me. I used to be a little bit more liberal about about it. I think you can be in just shorts of some sort if you're like stretching or some shit but still even then I'm like just fucking put the towel on. What are you doing wearing shorts in here? Yeah it's weird. I think people don't know and they're not comfortable about it. And so hopefully they're listening to Action Boys. Yeah we're here to tell you get comfortable's fucking pants saying don't you dare get into sauna with us some less your dicks out. You've got to be out. Yeah well let's not go too far you. Can you got to wrap that towel around. If you're making a fucking big show a like fucking sitting cross legged like in a yoga pose with your fucking Dick Flopping around you've gone too far yeah throw a little something overlap. It's you gotta ride that Middle Ground. I'm just having a towel around you or Al.. Even I'm even willing to like say like okay. If you WANNA unwrap your towel and put something over your Dick. That's fine but don't don't the Saint Europe right is fucking Germany are Benkin. Speak to this I can see. I have to bring my own towel because says it's a gym Dal's they're fucking like pillowcase cannot get it I was there the day. You asked for an extender towel billion me. It's worse than when I'm on the plane and I'm like you got to one of those Belkin which I've never ever used the one time I flew on an old Delta jet recently and I definitely could should of Astra one but I just didn't have it in me so I sat like this the whole time. I'm just like it was like this title was a weird old plane. John's a double latte spread three hours. Yeah he's doing like an old time a strong man in the. What's the old bodybuilder? Close the vacuum back in the vacuum to vacuum the train. You ask questions from a man in the you you fat around the belly of the Tim Ferriss Q. and A. I think this was just like the video like accuse. NATO raise money for something and people were just asking them fitness promoting ladder forty nine. Or what is it not outlet afford not that John Travolta movie ladder supplement. Yeah Yes yes woman company. Yes yes is that. What's called ladder? How do we not gotten on that? Shit I've got some good. Yeah Yeah but you're not necessarily a plant based person for that stuff. I just tried it because it was his stuff. The supplement that we're all on I mean we're on a lot of the same stuff we're using the same deodorant sorta sinking to become the same people but the Collagen and is a big compliment morning. I throw it in with the hot water and I've noticed a difference if I go go off of it for so I've arthritis pretty bad my knees from fuck and running too much and if I use the Collagen it it does I I do feel better and I don't think it's bullshit because I'll go off of it and I'll be like damn I need your fucking killing me interesting. I throw it in my I post workout shake away slash college slash fiber kind of a shaker. Cup Kinda you guys are taking the vitamin C.. With it. Yeah well there's vitamin C the in the way protein but I'm not taking like a full on number drops right like incher for vitamin C.. I do that and also squeeze lemon into the Collagen because it improves the bioavailability Have it vitamin C.. We're pretty used to hearing stagger say bioavailability and now it just washes over me. Yeah you just said it and I was like uh-huh do we need to explain claim that might it just means that it's your body's able to use it better. Yeah so that. That means that. 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I've told you guys about it. I don't know if I've brought it up on action boys. When they're they're been in this on a two separate times where there has been a pretty tractable woman in their butt ass naked and the Sauna Donna? You're referring to is inside the men's Locker Room at our gym so walking Rogers Rogers thing to have happened. This guy is just walk in the the number one letter writer at fucking Pentax Forms. I got banned from the penthouse forums. For telling me diarrhea. We're not going to publish. This needs to know that magnesium makes nearly shit your the eventually. You're gonNA find an audience for that. I promise you so. The first time this happened I walked in on a cop to the people that the big surprise was that they just met like in a yoga class and clearly they were being really flirty and she was like like a real wild child and then was like y'all go to your sauna. It was around Christmas. The Gym was pretty empty and they just assume nobody was going to go in there so then I go in and they both kind try to ignore me. They make a big show of talking. About how like the fairly close after the North Carolina. Bathroom thing so they were like. It's cool that like the bathrooms here. Are they let whoever go whereas there is because we go to the gym in Los Angeles Angeles their sign that says whoever may wants to use these lap. Whatever you feel you are very anti-discriminatory worded longer than that but it really is the bathrooms? Are Everybody no matter your Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah and. Just on the only people we know take advantage of that. So far are trying to faulk in those salt it therefore whoever what you gotTa Dick Pussy both of them just it's just balls no none of them. None of the above. You got nothing there. Let's find apples on your balls. Hits hits on your balls face cock face a big old if not a little sweet attention. That's okay you're allowed to come in. WHO's in charge? The guys give it a tour of the gym for the first time to mix your milk you milk. What does things over here? Is the squad racks. Okay and if you got the free weights elliptical upstairs and if you got two little Dixie your nipples are usually. You're more than welcome to go. whichever bathroom mm you want you want towel service? What else what else you need to get a drink if the She was like no Girls come in here and the dude is like yeah. I don't know and and then I finally pipe up and I'm like no. They're hot girls in here all the time. Every time I've been in here in fact I've never been in here. Wants where there isn't a girl in here that's naked and I'm trying to be sarcastic as possible thinking like Oh maybe they'll laugh at it. Do not laugh. Give very uncomfortable. They'd been trying to ignore me and pretend I wasn't there right and then they immediately fucking took off at this point. You're the personification of blue balls like you're literally walk in like Hell Okay. But the idea to be mad at coming into the men's long fucking guy. We were supposed to be here. How are you my name's Cock Block? That's your secret. Bath and their position was like her head was almost in his lap. When I walked in hollow around she was fully naked? The next time I went was even fucking crazy idea that that is a possibility is enough for me to do this on five days a week for twenty minutes when I started started doing it the second time. He's got an easier way to see what do you do. What do you call like bridges like hip bridges? Yes she's doing fucking hit bridges so she's laying down with feet her feet on the ground in her knees up. Yeah she's lifting her up into the air. That's like Pelvic Bridges Bridges or three times. You see you at the gym with like a Barbell Cross your lap and you're back on the bench so she's doing that in the song nude nude by herself. She knows she's in there with a fucking even weirder looking dude with these guys kind of look like different degrees of like how the church depicts. White Jesus Christ type data to work like under both like kind of out of shape too. So they're like I feel like most people this Jimmer Jimmer in fairly good shape. These guys are both like kind of like truly look shrimp straight from the pages of real sex. I'm by probably probably seventy five pounds. Maybe a hundred pounds. The biggest person in at our gym. I've ever I've I've not yet to see someone bigger than there was another big dude there. And he's lost his shit a ton of weight. I remember that dude. I know who you're taught classes on food. It's not farley Elliott though because he did also a bunch of weight and I think it's a different I was like. Oh Shit yeah man. This guy's really stuck with it. I know you're talking about the guy who does like he's doing like starting yes. Yeah he has lost weight and he's putting more weight than when I saw him eight weeks ago. Obviously starting strength. That's supposed starting shrank man that shits too intense. If you're over twenty years old like I it's like you got to really change. Your lifestyle requires requires two plus hours of the gym. Maybe a NAP. And then you're eating like so many calories I mean I was lifting the most I ever was lifting in in my life right. Well this starting strength is more or less. Just a linear progression focusing on the compound movements which is small small enough incremental incremental. It's like almost unstoppable like you could just keep but you have to eat and recover to support that and that's when Yeah Jesus Christ so so the second Nudity incident in the Sauna. She got out of the Sauna and then change in front of the sauna door which is glass and made a big show of all of it. And that's when I started like feeling like a pervert because it was like too sexy and then I was like I don't think I could do a co Ed Euro. It's too fucking. I'd be watching them. Grown up there to like where. It's not a big deal. Keep you inside. Ride is in Shit and then I like adventure. It'd be like I gotta get the Fuck Outta here and victim of this puritanical society that we live in America where I'd just be like all horny and like trying to see Bush. Yeah I did. I did the hot springs. George W Bush. Yeah please we should accomplish is please please George W show up all talk about your paintings. my I went to the Ohio. Hot Springs rings and that was Co ed and I went in naked and but it was pitch black out so it was like a different story. That's Kinda Fun. That's kind of fun. That feels like okay and kind of feels weird and safe but I don't have night vision. Goggles people were not happy with envy. Jeez thermal you don't WanNa fall down on a stick or something. I tried to be saying I imagine all three hundred pounds of me fully nude in the moonlight creeping in with huge night-vision goggles on like the cabs. Swing fucking wild. That's an outdoor. Don't WANNA use a flashlight room. The vibe for everybody so I thought this was the best idea. That's another pet peeve. Don't wear your night vision goggles. Yeah it's GonNa fuck and it's going to the heat is having having them on the treadmill I get that but you don't need the envy gs in the ceremony so reading. Yeah I for me. It's it's too much work. I loved it I was reading for a while. You bring in this shitty old paperback it gets fucked up. It's just price of doing business. Time flies but my problem was and this goes for. Don't for me. Don't talk to anybody. Hey Buddy don't fucking strike up a conversation with a stranger if you know the person that's fine yeah and the I'll let me tag that if you know the person sit next to them and keep your volume down so frequently you still. You're sitting in the corner seat. And two people know each other sitting on the opposites because of late homophobia of sitting here buddy naked or whatever so they sit across from each other and they have like loud conversations about mutual friends and shit. And you're just like sitting in between them and you want to be like dude's definitely if you know the person get by them every once in a while as a general rule. Just don't really talk and it's it's a couple of things back and forth fine but every once in a while I've been part of a somewhat interesting conversation. That just happened organically Gli and like the two people start talking across and then I even chime in a little bit chime in if people are talking like these two people that were naked in in the sauna. WanNa try to fuck chimed in. Yeah it's but you'll know it you'll know when it happens if it's interesting find that does happen but it's rare and more often than not. It's not interesting right up and one person doesn't want to be a part of it but conversations are not the norm now because I realize a lot of what I think a lot of the benefits. I'm getting from the Sauna. Include a little fifteen minutes of noth- silent fifty minutes of silence on my phone. Reading even reading are sauna is a little dark. You can turn the light on but then able to pursue bright so like I had to balance my eyes are fucking getting shot too. So so that's why you bought the MVP. But they keep fogging up yet. The Heat Fox. I'm trying to save you guys money like I brought my night vision goggles into the Sauna. They don't work right right anymore. Okay Yeah and you've got to keep people get pissed off because you gotTa Keep Your Book Really Far Away and so that takes up a whole nother seat. Have you ever been in there. When predators in there and he's all stumbling around and stuff see he's fucking stumbling around trying to flip through different types of vision like find something that works works right? Click shitty jokes about the sauna. Don't come in and say it feels like a sauna. The next yeah. It's so fucking. Don't talk about how hot it is. Yeah it's a fucking salons salons Asana. If you're shocked at how hot the Sauna is on a particular day. Guess what man. You're fucked up right. There's something wrong with you. Go home if you're the I think the type of person who's in Asana saying fuck dude. It's hot in here. You gotta go like. That's the same person who's like it's raining in in like just get rid of this person. I just just eliminate them redact them from society. If you start breathing fucking given birth to a baby get out of the Sauna and just call it a day. You're tapped out previous you've previously said this like if you can only do one rep of a bench. Orange Press Wall screaming and like pumping yourself up. That's it lower the weight and due to lower the dairy and then when you're ready to do one without making an absolute fucking show people who are in the Sauna driving I I hate loud eating allow drinking drinking. It's like something that stresses me out big time. We're I like them both. It's weird Asana with like a cowpoke. Chico less taste. Hey of drinking thing out of a moodier date. It's like if you're chugging water in the Sauna get out see how long you can go without bringing in a big ass fucking thing of Washington. I'm always in there with water. Dude you'd have a SIP. Yeah I'm saying if you gotTa do the fucking cartoon Booze Hound Google do great and people are like the sound used to make a kid. When you're like joking around about how thirsty you are? Dr People will do that sincerely in the sun like the sound of the sound of like when you replace a water jug of water machine someone someone has Komo glass model. invert take a fucking SIP. You Drama Queen. Don't what the fuck are you doing. And then everybody's got these like loud ass like Kinky. Yeah I try to be as quiet teens and I have the metal Yeti so I try to be quiet as possible. unscrewing the land and taking the seven putting it back but also I don't wear your headphones Asana. There's GonNa break some hearts the the amount of times I've overheard. Somebody's fucking shitty leakage of the Joe Rogan. Show it's so fucking funny there's gotTa be a lower volume you can do. Well we're on the issue. Let's get into the gym. The Sahil too long this drives Gabor's crazy bringing a bluetooth breath speaker to the gym. You should be fucking arrested. She's noise pollution. She'd have a fuck. You should get like fuck in prison. Prison Yard someone should hold the bench. Press on your fucking neck like yeah you should. Someone should surprise you from behind the bench on Code Red and he should be beaten with the fuck and bars soaps the stock. You're getting right. I ordered the you want people like me. Jim Need People like me doing bench presses. Did you fucked with the wrong Marie. When like his voice changes? You're like wow doesn't even sound. Like Nicholson Awesome. Yeah did you do to Batas in places as you don't even dream about these down there and party that you don't like to talk about at parties. You want me on that bench. You need me on that bench. I get in your white workout uniform. Uh Now I get it. Sucks to forget your headphones when you go to the gym that that's that's it then. Then that's your guess. What Buddy? There's plenty of good shit to look at on your phone if you want. If you don't want sound origins zone out and work out like everybody did for for Millennia and guess what big Stinger over here. I've fucking not done the workout. Because I forgot my headphones I got it in me. I don't have the headphones and I'm going right home. I forgot my the headphones and just did just the sauna. My car spare pair. You go baby already prepared this fucking guy. He come like. We're seeing a little bit. I like because I'm a night period the same time we both bleed at the same time and it's a norm. I'm night guy. I usually get there. I leaving Kinda right when when he gets there. And I'm I do my cardio usually after I work out. So I'm on like the stair machine or some shit and he'll get there he'll go on a bike which right now this guy plugs in phone into the bike which charges his phone but then he doesn't use headphones and he fucking just listens to Instagram's stories full volume just scrolling through watch and everybody's fucking stories and I should be in a mental institution. He's out of his fucking mind. Yeah this is fucked. It's moments like that where bullying needs to come back like I understand stand that bullying is nice. Detrimental People's development that level of bullying needs to be around way to look at it. Or just somebody saying. Hey you're invading my you gotta say taping and you gotta be like hey you gotta do really Nice. And it's crazy that you have to articulate to someone why you might not want to hear what they wanna hear it's crazy. It's it's like to me when I'm at the gym. I'm trying to be as minimally in other people's ways as possible. Excuse me and then some people people join these gyms and they might as well be in there fucking living room. I did some passive aggressive shit because I just didn't feel like talking to dude so I just like cranked linked up my phone. I took my headphones out. Made a big show of it and then I just turn up the volume on my phone. The whole lousy listening tonight. I just listen to audio books and the dude got uncomfortable and Keith fucking turn. Phone often left because like that's the logic that that blows my mind it's like Oh hey dude. What if we were all doing that it would be? Yeah yeah well dude. What if I was doing that and you had to listen doesn't do you WANNA hate it? You should know that you would hate if someone else's playing their music some fucking basics. Put Your weight's back. Oh I fucking I feel like I clean up the gym. Clean it up every time I show up and I'm like this goes here. This goes here back in the fuck right order right. Don't just put dumbbells like any which way. Yeah fuck in Winchester Mansion where. It's just like this. Who knows what's things things balancing on shit put them back? It's part of the workout. You Stack up ten plates on the leg. Press and do your little fuck shallow depth that I see you guys do. Yeah Ah one millimeter depth. Then fucking unwrap them all to pull your plates in the right fucking spot. That's the nightmare because the part of the gym I use the most. No no one like you WanNa tear twenty five to forty fives off or you want to pay you. Want to get to forty five. You'RE GONNA take ten ten. Who set this up? There was a sign. I believe it was in my gym in Brooklyn. It's like the gym. I was in before I started across it where it said. Like if you can't put your weight away you can't lift it like and that's just true. It's the dude you need to like. Drop it and then like never get around. It's like fucking just put it back on the rat. If you've got two little titties should be that's fine but wreck your weight's rack your fucking weights. Take the I would say like sort of anecdotally really like leg pressing machine or a lot of the Nautilus a lot of the hammer strength machines you can maybe get away with leaving a forty five or twenty on that but I think them off strip completely lately and it sucks strip twenty forty five. Maybe you don't need to leg. Press nine hundred. One of the first ever went through a really bad neighborhood. I did take a bus over there and I like stopped going there because it was too scary and it was like all I could afford and they had like trying to get into boxing and it was like the only boxing gym near me. Wait wait I went to a bucket. sketchiest yeah on the spray painted on the wall. I mean this place was fucking run down. It just said it's better to sweat the gym to plead streets. That's fucking awesome. That's thought I was a junkie because my hands were so shaky they were really bad. I was like twenty years old. My tremors were fucking got like hand tremors. My hands are always fucking on steady. I feel like I know no you. I've known you for like seventeen years and I feel like you've gotten it's gotten way better. Oh Yeah as I've gotten older it's worse when we were in our twenties thought more visible. Well I don't know if I got used to it or whatever button its hands have shrunk bunch. I fucking super tiny and I'm small. The small allies my body shakes but my hands ends a real steady. I could be a surgeon now the business take off. My guide takes boxing gloves off. This guy this training me my hand like usually if you have tremors it's kind of what causes a normal person's hands to Shake is the same thing except magnified by ten so working out having sex drinking too much coffee not eating all the stuff. I like like trying to hold something steady like like. That's when I that's what my hand starts to shake the anytime. I fear nervous. Yes something in a Martini. Glass that whenever my hands. Yeah I lost so many jobs like fucking working at restaurants because of my fucking has so this dude boxing gloves off and he looks at my hands. Don't say anything come takes me outside. He's like what is it. What do you want now here? You're not doing that shit here. Whatever it is it ends knauf nothing man and he thought I was like a junkie on? OPIATES YEAH I I don't know what the fuck you think I'm going to get all fucked up and strung out go through the boxing gym. Also why do you. I mean it's probably better that I'm at the gym right. There's like one good thing. What if you were junkie? This is like the one good thing now. I guess I'll just hit the back to the the shooting up not box. I went to my my weird as Jim I went to for like a year was the Williamsburg. Ymca it's at Bedford and south. I and I was like it was like forty dollars a year and REC centers. The Bat. I guess I'm going to join this gym. I'm like Oh oh cool to have a pool. Yeah I'm going to join this actually and I'm like expecting just moved to Williamsburg. I'm in the sketchy part of Williamsburg at the time. Because it's like Oh five but I get there and I'm like a bunch of hipsters working out no exaggeration. It looked like an indoor prison yard like the way the dudes were all dressed. No women nobody on no women on ellipticals that goes or anything like a traditional j just all dudes big fucking bald guy is big face tattoo. Guys everyone's in like tank tops. Jeans felt velzen like boots or sneakers and they're all know each other and they're all and I. I felt like I felt like I was a freshman playing varsity like I showed up. I folks and I was like these guys are fucking me Las. How is exactly I I went? I went to the Ham fish rec center near me and the lower east side Hamilton Hamilton Fish Park and it was true like I felt I felt twelve years old. I felt so time with the biggest thing I just moved out of. My Mom's like graduate college moved out of my mom's place on my fucking live in the city. I'm a little buff. I'm a fucking grownup these guys are it just going to. AGM Right. And I think we should talk about that a little bit because people are afraid of the gym I think have worse vision of the gym in their mind than it really is. I gene talk about this. A Lot. On dumbbells yes but whatever your fear about the gym is. It's not actually like that even the most like. There's only a handful of assholes ever at like the kind of rules that would make a newbie feeling comfortable people pretty much just focused on themselves to the point where they'll play Bluetooth Bluetooth speakers or their own benefit from everyone's extreme narcissism in that. You're like a little nervous to be working out because you're overweight or not as strong no-one on his clocking. Well here's I don't know I don't know if I fully agree with you guys because I think some people's narcissism manifest as man's blaming. Let me help. I know all the Shit better than you. I'm seeing you fuck that up. Yeah because it happens all of us. I see people on the row machine. That don't know what they're doing doing. And there's a big part of me that's like hey do don't fucking do that you like. That's not how you're supposed to be doing it. But I'm not gonNA say anything they gotTA learn for themselves. It takes me. I have a very high bar for intervening and I have been in the world of powerlifting for ten years. I've been like learning how to squat and when I see people I only intervene at when I'm like this is actually truly dangerous. I've seen like the same person. Do like an insane but wink at the bottom of their squad every time. I don't say Shit every once in a while. Someone's like walking out of the front of the rack or benching like on the weird end of the rack. I'm sorry I don't. I hate to do this but I think you're GONNA be better off if you flip this because then you'll be safer because when you go to Iraq you're walking towards it and you could would see it. dudes are squatting. Like taking it out of the rack like a monolith walking it from this way and then when it's time to put back on they don't just crazy razu danger. What what I recommended because people have written to ask about a is? If you're not comfortable just tell somebody that works at the gym especially if somebody's somebody's on say so say you say you're like you're worried about them. They're going to hurt their back. I mean if they're putting you in danger or whatever your safety by all means say something. But they're gonNA hurt themselves us or they're really struggling with the rower. Tell somebody that works at the gym. It's not a snitch. Yeah because what. If you're worried about getting snitch. is ending up in ditches. Then you keep it to your fucking mouth ourselves out of a ditch yourself stitch free. I think a lot of insecurity is for people not like I'm speaking from my insecurity. When I started going to a gym I especially when I was at this REC center? which did look like kind of prison yard like five and a lot of these because it is the bar like it is five dollars a month? This was this was like forty dollars for the year. I think who worked out in my gym where guys who then stood on the street and smoke cigarettes and yelled with their friends for like the next nine hours like on Bedford jeans. Hershey bars. uh-huh eaten a fog like fuck in Ziplock bag full of OATMEAL. How you're going to have added the so I just I just didn't know what the Fuck I was doing? And the insecurity. I felt of not knowing re like you kind of like all right. I'll do some curls roles and like do some bench pressing the stuff that you kind of have the you've seen on TV enough where you know but then you don't really know so if you're doing a much you you're embarrassed about how little weight you're using right if it feels right. Yeah you don't want to hurt yourself now. A lot of people know the like. There's a lot of talk about how important the compound movements are like squatting dead lifting and and those are just slightly more complicated maneuvers and then I think that Intimidates eight people to it'd be like and I I can imagine if you're new to the gym the idea of putting a bar on your back in front of strangers for the first time and you know yeah I would say that that fear and that uncertainty like you're you're Jim fluency will will. The the curve is pretty fast. You'll feel comfortable you know. It's going to seem overwhelming and untenable but then after very quickly you'll feel comfortable. I guarantee anyone who says like Oh. They're nervous about going to the gym for whatever reason they're like uncomfortable. Oh they're shy or whatever you go to that gym for three weeks. You'll have severe complete like you'll be such. You'll be so accustomed to it. You'll be like yeah. This motherfucker gets on the leg like you'll have strong opinions about it like it's so quick. Yeah I mean gave you adjust to it. You learn a lot of times. These new especially like the corporate gyms twenty four hour fitness. If you sign up there you'll get a free train session with your with your sign up and you could have a trainer just show you just. Hey Gimme one workout that I can do over and over. And then you've got a little bit of a blueprint and then you'll have some purpose go body oils gets put on before you lived by. Well the thing is I I only put oil like vaseline. You know my hands but that's inside. My weightlifting glows. Yeah that's I put oil in my gloves. Yeah that's about it go back until Miss Kuni my seventh grade English teacher. How much of mice and men comes up in my right life now? Proud Miss Kuni. I'm still talking about men. We talk about. How vice men every single we don't talk about Wendy? Burn your head. When you're a kid is like no George no Eleni Crooks just Carl Hurley? I use megs nut For my body oil pop everything that brings everything out. Yeah Yeah I oil up before the sun and I use moisture barrier barrier I use avocado oil. Resell smells high. Smoke point so it works. Perfect Grease Grease up. Come on manny take stuff stage man. We were just talking about runaway train. If you're confused as to what we're talking about sequence when they're escaping the prison where they do Greece. And it's Jon voight S- maybe find US active. What am I suet? A force up there with midnight Cowboy Cowboy Runaway Train Anaconda mission impossible and and now I get why trump gave him the award. Jon voight fucking. He's the amount rushmore residential art winner because they run runaway train. They should get rid of all the phases. How Rushmore revolts? Probably trump. Has that written up. We're having Jon. voight replaced Teddy Roosevelt. What we should do we should have four votes didn't void play? FDR and Pearl Harbor Right. He did yeah and he walks in and all that stuff I get scared they take. Ebony stands up all angry. What would happen if you guys did snitch on the Bluetooth people at Your Gym. I mean I assume I'd get stitches. This could end up in a ditch is tempted to just say what is the policy the ditches and burn through the witches drag you. Eli I just don't think anything can happen at us. And I love that song. metoo dude food sleigh in the back of my drag that rules. That's GRANDPA Munster. Sircar Sircar Man. That's what it is so funny wait. Let's keep going with do's and don'ts do's and don'ts roads are you tend to just say hey fucking we gotta do something about these assholes. I say something when someone has their Bluetooth Speaker on. I got hey man. I can't even hear my headphones. I I shouldn't be it. Shouldn't it be the gyms policy to say. Hey you can't fuck crank you're meeting. Yeah Artists Sam has a little fucking like adverse to any SORTA confrontation. I think you kind of said it previously when when I did dumbbells you were talking about. The millennials are Super Nice. The younger generation is a very nice generation. But they're also also like and this is obviously just like anecdotally there like a little self centered to okay boomer. He's only saying that because I I mean Cincinnati the address and a full that that is very funny. Yeah we got a call into his sports show just to do that. Just say okay. Okay boomer boomer who you got Boo Hoo you picking this week. Bob boomer say hi Vicky Woods from I think also you think about appropriate think about where your body is in space in relation to other people. I'm so frequently at that little outdoor patch of the gym. I'm constantly like hey could you you turn yourself this way so that people can walk to and from the squad. REX afraid to move. Shit you lazy for someone like while the benches guess your showed up to the Jim and three pieces of equipment were just in the rain. Torrential boroughs I guess I'll move the bench machine boxes. I use this shit. The people who I think it is another insecurity thing. Where like they just flat out? Don't know how to like adjust bench or a just just a bar right back and I want to be like. Hey man this move like you want to use this this bench that I'm using because I've got it on an incline looking annette years old to that one whit fucking licking your lips and rubbing her hands together and look at it that you're like payment is what do you want from the shit that I'm doing. Do you want why the fuck are you around me like a vulture right. Now get the fuck away from your ears. Hear these fucking thirty five pound dumbbells and we should say there's a phrase you can say at the gym that no one ever judges you for but can really help you move throughout the gym. Is You on this all you need to learn using this. Are you on this and people will answer you. And if they're not it's yours if they are then you go. I'll be done and if someone ever asked you are you on this. You give them the truthful answer like Yes for X.. Amount of longer like oh I only have one more set out two more minutes or I just got started. Shall we work together. Everybody is good good at math. Has Two sets sixty minutes rest sixty minutes. It's like I'm doing. I'm using this rack. I can't can't move this rack right stuck here. Yeah so do your weird ass fucking bullshit. Some place else is would move if I cook doc. I'm so frequently squatting on one part of the rack and the guy behind me is doing like ring push ups where we both went at the same time I would be dropping topping my premium onto his head. Yeah you're sixty nine like I'm like I guess I'll be in charge of making sure I'm not going when you're going because you don't you're not looking at me or keeping me in your mind at all so I'm luckily enough. Luckily to be intelligent enough to keep both things in my mind. How many socks you guys put over your Dicks at the gym? Well I have one. I feel badly into work out in and then when I switched to this on I have one that I feel with ground pork. Round poor at thanks bye-bye always minced. Yeah I don't go all the way ground I go minutes. Oh that's probably better. Yeah for the Sauna. It's just I I want the bioavailability I get from the Minster transdermal minced pork to transfer. I Slow Cook Pork. But and then shredded by your lager s mar by your locker tongues pulling apart a big port but left Cassano while you shower to work in the tongs through it. Dude put his tee shirt over. The little thing is like wet t-shirt over the thing and the sauna like near near the thing and I'm like get that you and your lawn. They're doing here like we're all we're all China be we are cognizant that it's Kinda gross roasts that we're all dripping sweat onto the wood and so anything you can do to make it less disgusting anything you can do to make it less disgusting is it is very much appreciated. Like you know if you don't wear your sneakers like you don't have to fuck shower before you have to fuck and Tan. Your leather hides in her. You're chemo. You gotTA shower before. Yeah just. Don't think you smell like you might have some fucking weird dealing around or something that's going to like. Stink up the whole fucking bad for you to have like any shit on your skin going into the sea. It's a problem I think. There's the sonic cultures back in the sauna guys. Ah We're we're never not. I'm dying to own a home and have my own sauna and plunged into twin one. I'm putting this on and the place. If you put us on in your house we may have to move who've Alvarez. Yeah that'd be Great Fuck and honored. I'd be honored to have it there. We should show we should do shadow. We have a big ceremony if the shadow fuck dude. It'd be great for the recording equipment. Got Mike no mike the Sauna so we can listen to this tanger crank. Don't crank off in the song. Don't crank crank over the shower like the red sox aim for the drain and also if you're using in the shower aim for the drink to the breathing thing and this gets us out of the sun a little bit. If you're like a fucking Wim Hof breathing reading method like dude. Who's taking cold showers? Don't be screaming in the shower. I've taken that Cole. Yeah I take cold showers hours. You don't have to be like it. Sounds like you're getting fucking like cattle prod in the fucking shower people people like I. It's so funny when you go into a cold shower you're in freezing cold shower. Someone's in the shower. That cannot possibly be colder than yours. And they're like we're Ooh. I'm just sitting there like you can't do it if you're doing it's like you. Yeah you can't do it you can't pull it off right. Just you're making that noise in your running back and forth you can't pull it. Here's one of mine. This is locker room culture. Get Your Shit off the bench convention. The locker room dance the fucking locker. The benches for what's best for butts not bags. Yeah I saw. I saw dude. Drying his like long socks while he was in the shower and his socks were open pulled out and like draped over the bench. Do you can't do this. All patients to ask people to move their shit. Knowledgeable move stuff. Yeah moved fucking just move it. Let's go there. Move there because they can only get so mad because you're also kind of naked bake it right right so like that makes people really uncomfortable at like doubles down People's confrontation avoidance where it's like don't touch it's my fucking naked and scary like I'm fucking scared of naked man. Yeah like like you might. You might get hard if I yell at. You have the Dan Ryan. You're damn right. I ordered the Boehner. I'll do it again. You're goddamn right. What you jerk? Me Off isn't fucking streaming anywhere. You can buy it on itunes and are you just I was just GonNa Watch it after we started talking about it. I'm not going home and watch a few good if you want you can leave. TNT On for the next two days and you'll catch in at least with commercial. I feel like I've seen that movie. Hundreds of times edited part. I forget about Mike. Fuck Kiefer Sutherland's in this motherfucker weighing in my bad I think better with my bat. Fucking love that movie I love. I saw Kevin Pollack at the movie theater. How how did he thought I was? Somebody else is the three big wave over. Never met the dude in my life. Whoa what's the dude's name choked? HBO Executives Sundance. That you kind of look like he's not he's not Elijah Wood Loyd or Tobey Maguire. He's like the third one of those a meal. Hirsch that's great. I like him pollock. He's good in that yes granton. And he's great. He's he's one one of the rare dudes who can kind of do genre of movie. Yeah Yeah and you know who the other one of those guys is we now Ray Romano. He's fucking can good. Did I tell you when I was in Vegas two weeks ago I was playing. Let it ride at a table and I just heard someone go. Oh Yeah I look over. And on my pap- that's that's right remodel. Just at another table playing like ten dollar hands of Caribbean like I thought for sure. You'd have like piles of money run out now because gambling. Not though right really really emptied cards in Vegas Guy in sports too. I bet he's cool is how he's so good in the Irishman to. Yeah he's I mean. Everybody loves them. I'll everybody loves Romano Man Any other do's and don'ts before we get out of here I'm trying to think of that's the main show. I do believe even yourself for sure but like asking questions is like the thing that you can just get over that they okay ask front. Don't don't record award your fucking Youtube Show at the gym. Yeah that's such a modern obviously corners as a new modern inconveniences. Like I'm I'm watching this woman. I'm like on Squat Rack and this woman is spending nine minutes trying to set up her phone to film herself now. I know some people feel themselves for form. Then unlike watch I get that I did it for a while. It was embarrassing as hell but like there's a way to do it where it's not a big fucking production if you're doing like a Webcam show like I felt like the ads when you watch the pop up ads for porn. When it's like a live stream like when live Jasmine Yourself Highbury Delete for your heart okay. We're GONNA do some crunches thanks lax. I hate when people are loud phone conversations like I fucking phone okay Brady Yeah. I'm sitting over here eggplant and tomato out kissing my okay. Yeah loud phone speakerphone. That Kinda Shit. I mean it's just this okay Marino. Hey these are isotoner toners. You're a weird guy. Guys transphobic movie. Oh yeah the whole ending is a group of people spitting because they kissed what turned out to be so many people when we covered cliffhanger were like what what did you guys bring up. The beginning of as mature to the little raccoon dies right right right forgotten. They're not seeing when nature calls in a long time. It was in the theater. Quick the switch on the wall behind you. I remember some stuff. I think I re watched it with stone. Spear in the leg was pretty funny. Spirit of leg is really funny. Bubby tunas funny and then he's driving and like it looks like it's crazy like off road and then it pans back and it's perfectly skill in my favorite job in that movie is like all right when I say go you hit the lights all right. And then he goes now and he's rolling around the floor and the guy is turns the nappy on his side. He's a switch on the wall right behind. You hit it now. And he's rolling on the floor of the quick hit it now. So those are the gyms do's and don'ts for sure well no I mean I'm trying to think of like you know it's like it's just the not not being mindful of where you are and not being considerate to people space in their ears and I mean I noticed like hiking and stuff just people cranking taking their music out. It's a very strange selfish time. We're living in right because you can like sort of Specializes not the right word. But you could customize your environment to like to be playing your music to be seen like you can do all this shit so people get so spoiled by that of like when I go for a walk I like to listen to. Oh I don't have my headphones. I'm just going to blast a fuck. Yeah Yeah we're getting a lift or an Uber when they're using they're listening to like a podcast or like talk radio and then you have to like lift for like twelve minutes with my family and the guy was like listening to like freakonomics or something. This is you have to understand. This is weird so I stopped drinking and so I don't do as much and now when I do Bor I fucking fucking hate it. I fucking can't like. I got an uber recently. To go downtown where I knew I won't find parking and it was like going to staple center and ED. It's so fucking hot and I get in the dude got windows down. No way see. And he's like it's helped out. Aw I'm like yeah. You're sweating. Poets Dude what is going on you got. It's brand new car. You definitely only have the AC role these windows up man. What the fuck is gonna I gotTa tell you to do this ship? Yeah it's crazy talk about the sauna being like a small environment like Getting into an Uber is like you're a foot away from a freak like a know who knows so often. They're normal so often they're like in saint like I just had like the stickiest fucking Uber driver who is drinking like a trucker fucking thing of soda. Drink big gulps grip on the side so fucking huge. I'm I'm like this is this is costing me. You want any of this thing juice. Take us we want you to charge you phone and give you SWIG. Stink Jus just rolling out of the car on the one zero one. Have you ever gotten this on and some fucking idiot gets in there and it's like it's like an Uber car here. We went over that all right my it is not the Nuba perfect response. Perfect response get ready. Eighty to say that when someone walks in and it's like an it is not an Uber. Also if you're in the Sauna don't dump your fucking stink juice onto the rocks either. Yeah don't put anything on them. Put the white. It's a dry SAUNAS. Retrial rocks no fucking stink juice on the rocks also fucking door and I guess I get some yet closed. The it's so easy. This is just my fucking door on on on now and some people like to jump in the sauna before they work out like in their workout clothes just to get their body Tampa fucking free. Yeah it's fine on the treadmill. No one wants you with. No one wants your sneakers in the Sun. Like you're out outside ride sneakers like we're trying to minimize that we rinse off before we go in this room. We are in it nude with just shower shoes on where we're doing our best to eliminate any exterior talking about my ass here as anybody debunked sauna suits unless you're trying to lose water weight for a way in and you're on like high. The school wrestling. Why The fucker you wearing a song? I saw a guy the other day we're in a sauna suit and I'm like the fuck are you doing. Yeah we things are discussed. Haven't haven't we learned that water weight is not like it's only like it's just for the number Jackman and you're trying to look fucking extra suck. You shooting the movie poster for Origins Wolverine With Kate and Leopold Jin's Wolverine. I love that that move. So many Eilly got to see where Wolverine God is a leather jacket from. My Dad was my dead. Ed Son's jacket. Why don't you try it on? I'll find sold man. Sorry man of mystery. That's fascinating your real name. Is James Howlett the fucking dumbest shit now. We can't have this guy's whole pack story be a mystery it's too good. Let's give him the shittiest possible story Lori and ruin it Abso lumberjack with eight hundred dollar jeans on living with that like one like other mutants schick and he's got like four hundred dollar diamond jeans. That's real fucking funny read. Connie and we're like the one thing we know about him. He's a Canadian guy. Lives in the woods. No He's actually. American American fought World War Two a long time ago. Yeah they have to make him American so he can be a real heroes available by more of his name. He's A. He's an Australian living in the woods and He likes show tunes. Red Conning adjust for Jackman. His wife is weirdly not his title. got a big wide okay warriner okay. TESTAVERDE's always works okay. Hey Moon favorite children's books in in in the pilot me and betsy made. We had one joke about Hugh Jackman. I thought it was really funny. I my character WANNA find true. I want true. Love like Hugh Jackman and his fat wife and and Betsy goes. Gabriel like Gabe. That's not nice and I go. No no I'm the fat wife. I'm I'm looking for the gay man. Rose Bowl them into lights. And it's like not topical no. I'm the fat wife in the story looking for a game. That's really funny. Well guys thanks for coming on high and mighty talking fucking last quick thing for me. Don't shadow box in between sets and also don't don't fuck and do Sprints in a small gym yes I would say even walking. lunges careful walking login farmers walks and if you're piling piling on that if you're doing some sort of super set met con thing where you have three different workout stations just becomes that you're taking up like three different. I'm Ah I'm sorry. I'm on the rack. That Playa box and the dumbbell bench set up over there. All right. Well you can't do you gotTa Shrink your workout people show and you can't if I asked to work in on one of your five things you're using you can't look at me like I fucking rear ended your car or something like the most like okay but that being said Ed. If there's an open rack and you come over to me. And they're like can I work with you know dude but cannot completely you want me to move over to that one. Yes move my weight over there and I'll squad over there are all yours. Just move all my shit to that one. I mean I used to work out at gyms that only they had one or two squat racks and I'd show up someone being and they'd be like I'm almost a war where like completely different heights and I'm like there's no way we're going to be working in. How much do you got like six minutes? Go Right. Well don't let it sit four sets. Don't let anyone else on and stay there and stretch and hang out and I'm like don't bother the person but I'm just waiting my turn. I'll be like waiting to get in their fucking set it up so he can do curls. That's my fuck and people are always doing the weirdest shit the fuck it squad racks tred squatting browse house for squatting Bro. That's why like our gym and has six squat racks in a lot. Yeah and people. Don't use like twenty four hour fitness had to and somebody was always curling rolling in it and another guy was always doing like a guy in fucking like a hood and like a snorkel mask is always doing like rack. Polls like those ego lifts rack pulls awesome leg. Press and shrugs because you throw so much weight on there and be like I did three fifteen for shrugs today my all we can on this one but my hi dad my dad. We're on vacation somewhere founded Jim and like my dad was doing like tricep. Rope extensions or something and then like this this old old lady. My Dad literally turned his back for a second in this old old lady had taken his thing off and set up the cable to do like cable. We'll crosses but she was probably like one hundred years old and then my dad is just an animal and so he's just like God damn this fucking old bitch which like saying this to me and I'm like Dad. I'm just got every right to use the gym. And he's like she doesn't know what she's doing. Now Mike we know that and then we look right as I said that we look over and and the lady is like the weights really heavy and is like hanging on both of them in Jerky herself around. Like one of those like things in front of a gas station that like waves around my dad's my dad's like look on this it was the most unreal will exercise. I've ever seen anybody do and probably the oldest person I've ever scenes. I went home and I felt really good about myself. I went back to Buffalo. Flo and I looked up a gym in the area and like my family was annoyed. They were like come on. There's like a shitty old equipment in the basement. Why don't you use that and it's like I'm not gonNA fucking workout here? Let me let me go to the gym. Getting away from my life and hour and a half and it really helps. I literally had this. I'm on board with my therapist. And Barry he was like just set your own boundaries. Say you have to go to the gym for an hour and just go. You're gonNA feel so much better. Psychologically physically all that so go to the gym that I looked up like on the fucking buffalo your home for three days. You're going to three hour workouts. So it's just me and like a seventy year old lady eighty and I'm like fuck is going on. Sign up for class together. We're doing a classic at we're doing across class shit and she's like a former Olympic athlete. She's like doing. She's like doing. Dead lifts there are like thirty pounds heavier than mine. Perform is pristine. She's she's like she's fucking raising barbell overhead. She's fucking like an animal and then she like fucking put your sweatshirt on hobbles out and she's just little fucking grandma but it's another one of those things we talk about all the time where you can never tell when you see somebody what their fitness level is so so fucking deceiving and this lady could have destroyed me. That's awesome cool man never know it was like wow before audio let me see your real deal the real deal. Yeah and then you're like I gotta keep my hgh up. Do I subscribe even the new party in weirder they say instead of a totally the older you get from the third crank movie rogers trying to get into. Hgh Up if you let your you have to take you have to sleep nine hours a night like under the level of duress but also Fox and constantly it. Here's a quick trainer. Don't I see so many times personal. Trainers who have favorite exercises that. They clearly want their clients to do everybody's doing and and then like you just see that. They're clearly given the clients all the same. But if you have to like lower your client onto a inclined bench and then hand them the dumbbells to to for them to do dumbbell flies. Fuck developing this eighty year. Old Guys. PECs get them into a place where he can get in and out of the bench himself. That's we don't need to worry about like when when you see like an I get on old people. Adding muscle is just you know death prevention. It's like very helpful to but eventually like you want to be able to like. Get up and get down down like hey come train with me. I specialize in death prevention. Why Fuck I'm thirty seven and I feel like my workout? And fitness fitness regimen has switched to death prevention blown it. Maybe we're all dead. That would be fucking great. You're the real deal you. You're the real deal all right. This has been fucking high. And mighty gyms do's and don'ts thanks for coming on the PODCAST guys. Thanks for having US treat regret talking to you. 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190: Women (w/ Erin Whitehead)

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190: Women (w/ Erin Whitehead)

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A lot of lamb when I did that. My Sears neighbor used to be my barber and one time. He was a weird coincidence. I just happened to be my bed, and then he moved in no idea. And then when he was cutting my hair, he's like, what do you do downstairs? I hear you like screaming every. And I was like okay screaming joyous. Scream at eleven AM full volume a couple of times a week. But it's happy. I my I have another. We were just talking about upstairs neighbors before we started recording. But I have another one who lives above my living room who screams in rage like all throughout the day. I'll hear this. And then I hear him stomping around and literally screaming, I hate this. And there's no I mean, he's alone. Oh, man. Just getting crushed on Tinder and he's flipping out. I bet my guess I may projecting is that it's technological. Is green. Had this fucking old Brooklyn public school teachers desk for like ten years. I love this debt. Oh me too thanking back and came from impossible to move around. It's insane that I asked to afford floor walk up in Brooklyn and even crazier that fluid sent that across the country. But this thing has been punched so hard so many times and ninety five percent of the times. It's because of I can't get the podcast thing to work internet goes down. It's my worst. It's my wine est like that. And when I hate people who are driving as when I'm just hours with how you like, I get embarrassed become heard me. I mean, it makes me I should never have kids. I can never have a husband because this is clearly part that's going to come out, and it would ruin everything. But that's the we all have. I just watched the movie mid-nineties last night. And there's a line where it's like if you look in somebody else's closet. You'll probably find out. It's just a matter of like, we're all fucking crazy link. Everyone says anyone's cruising there. Like, I had friends, and this is where I would be like, I'm gauging what level of vulnerability. I can be at because they'd be like, oh my God. I was so mad at my husband the other night. I was so embarrassed he said, he told everyone that's like this really embarrassing secret knows like what did he tell you? He will everyone that when I was a kid I used to eat butter, and I was like, oh my only God. I if that's the level like, that's your deepest, darkest. I'm horrified. People know I it was like, well, I'm staying at. You're only going to hear about. Well, you'll live your story. Twenty one. Sex. I find that a lot with non comedy people. When you hang out with them when you're like, they're like, I want to hear the craziest fucking story on my guys. I'm sorry. I have friends that like actively seek out ruining their lives. Yes. Sake of telling the story. Yeah. I throw myself under buses just to get the conversation going like, no problem. I'm always the guy. I'm always a guy. Who's like they're like. Yeah. My husband told everyone I ate butter and I'm like, yeah. Well, I told my wife that me and my friends used to jerk off in a room together. And now, she'll never stop talking about it. And they're like what's like, oh, I'm sorry. I came out swinging. Now that you brought that up to a question. Because I can't just pass it by. Was this? You guys all watching like one thing like porn. It was it was like when this would be like the mid nineties when speaking of mid-nineties when I when porn was like one, dude got a VHS limited. House night, everyone goes, and it's like. We're still slightly homophobic because we're like twelve thirteen. So we're like everybody under their own. Everyone's like under their own blankets, not talking that looking at each other. But we're all jerking off. That's really amazing. I will say that. It's like 'cause bring us to the topic. We're about to approach, but like women don't have that. I mean, and if they do I was not privy to it like, I never experienced women being like, let's all masturbate separately. But in the same room. Sorry. No, keep a cool head. Interesting. It's a much. It's a very vulnerable weight of bond when you think about it like you guys all know what you're doing. You're all accepting that this is a sexual thing like girls, I think, and it's partly that the way we're raised. But like we were not accepting that we all were sexual beings. Until like, it wasn't until my late twenties at friends of mine would be like, I'm aspirated. We'd be like oh, my do about. It wasn't until my wife, and we started dating when we were in our early twenties in college wasn't till her. I never met a woman who talked about masturbation. Yeah. She was like, yeah. No it. Why wouldn't I? And I was like holy shit. I was twenty one. So this is hot as fuck to your girl. And secondly. Am I gonna be good then island? Also was like jealous of your hand. So funny though, because it's like it. I mean, and I gives us a lot of gives us tons of thought, I guess because it's like I'm constantly about women mentioned anything about women masturbating. I mean, this other thing we have in common. I just keep finding things, you know. I'm about us. Well, but I think about like this. I mean, I won't I won't bring up a lot. Because I think people get tired of me saying the word patriarchy, but because it's been such a topic in the news aside from men you start to see like all the ways it affected you as a woman, obviously. And one of those is where you go. Oh, yeah. I guess part of women never talking about masturbating in for years and years. I'm talking junior high college has what like all the ages where you would you're talking about sex in every other way, but what you would want. It's always like what you'd let a guy do. And it's like what a what a depressing thing that masturbating was for guys and like getting off for guys like only guys wanna feel good. That's grows new. I would never wanna get pleasure from. I'm it's only because of like this weird social dynamic. We have where women have to pretend that the com-. Right. Right. That I guess is now changing, but it's very rare to be on the cusp. Look, I feel like it's the same with not having internet for so long. Then you get internet. We have internet where now we like sex. It's too. That is a lot of change comes on hot. At that moment. I will say just the jump back a second upon like further polling not a lot of guys did what I did. But got more did. But like as a group. Yeah. That's probably. Yeah. Dude's definitely talk about jerking off even amongst like men's circle. And I'm sure female at least anecdotally from hearing from female friends of mine by coming up like men constantly were just talking about like, we would get home from like the gym in college. We'd all go lift weights together. And then it'd be like all right. Who's got take shower? I like someone I gotta beat off before. Again, the shower, you know, and it's like we're over say like. Never. I would never just be like I have the sexual need. I need to take care about be right back. They were not. I couldn't imagine saying like with the level of like I'm going to grab a quick bite. I'm really hungry. I'm really horny. But maybe. I mean, I could be over there at three thirty guys. I haven't been since seven zaas from being so sexually. Tell your teachers you walk into class late. Sorry, I'm exhausted. I was so horny this morning. I think another reason why girl women and girls can't talk about that stuff too is because it activates like the fucking horny obnoxious annoying men. It's literally doing it to you right now thirty six and married, and I'm doing it to a friend women chemists rate. Am I oh God put your dick back? Now. That was an accident. I will say the button is off on these shorts. I've let them bootleg TJ Maxx irregular, but yeah, you're right. And I remember thinking this to with like when I started UCB. There was a big phase of like men getting make it onstage. Partly why every time I said, I'm on those goddamn chairs on stage. I'm like, I'm there's asked juice getting on my jeans right now. But they were so many thought when asked us on those chairs wearing pants with this. And we're all human. Stood up on like a hot August Ascott and seeing my chair and been like, please dry pleased, especially in like podcast rooms like when you're up in the air wolf studio. I have gotten up and been like, I must swamp forehead. After me, brother. Oh, good. You're back. This dog is so cute. Back. Oh my God. I was afraid when he left that he wasn't gonna come because I kind of talked about. Really our guests back. I don't know her energies off. Oh, but but I was like I remember the time being like God, it sucks that there's not a version of that. Where if a woman gets naked on stage, even if it's very funny. You're risking half. Audience is gonna is gonna be jerking off or judging or it's just a different. It's just so different. Like, honestly guy being Megan onstage, isn't even sexual. It's literally just gross like everyone is screaming in horror and laughing because there's absolutely no miss. I think part of it is like anatomical where there's no mystery to men like if you get naked. It's like. China's not like inside outing my vagina. All of that would be fun. Unsexy? No that you can't everybody all women can inside out their vaginas asking as my wife for years. Well, how long have you been married 'cause maybe that's the pro still new for fifteen minutes. Still new. Just ways golden anniversary kind of thing. Okay. Fingers gross something to look forward to in a marriage fine. I mean, my Granddad and see my nana's until she was well into her sixties out. He came home from the war expecting it. And she was on now. Until like the eighties. But we all remember when grandma finally did a grandpa was changed, man. Kinda actually fucked up for awhile hair turn away when you've seen your wife over is outside or body when they do the Philippian to drop it's like intense to see. Yeah. I mean, there's something like especially like a dude with like a comedy flaccid penis and a gut like it's like the most it's not sexual actually disgusting. Disgusting and funny sort of live kind of they're like, okay. You nailed it there too. Because a guy being disgusted isn't sad and by discussing I think we're we're saying not model like we're sort of going like disgusting in I'm making quote, discussing hyperbole girl, not being sexy is sad. Like, I have made self deprecating humor about my body on Twitter and gotten all these like only God, what are you talking about? And meanwhile, Nicole nickel by actually does a joke about this. I'm just want to say that even thought of it. At the same time. Nobody stole from anybody. But it is crazy. It's like if a guy does out never one laughs like, oh, ha, we're all human girls. Like, I'm not I looked gross under my clothes. And it's like, but what else do you have? What will you do? It is a weird. And it's women that do it to do a two women don't say that about yourself for sure. Mostly guys on Twitter. That's an replay. I hate to use this word because it is like been co-opted by the worst people. But that's like that white Knight shit of just like if I tell Erin Whitehead's, she's actually truly beautiful she might fly to Missouri and date me. You know, that's yeah. There's an element of that. I think there's an element of that in an every man's actions like online, especially it feels like every guys like this might be the one that gets Lauren lab goes to send me a foot picture because I commented the perfect comment on one of her Instagram. God. Afoot picture. I have to do is go in that foot with a pedia all on Wicky feet. I believe it's called. Can I just tell you? I really was thrilled. When I found out I had an account. I was like you guys all have them. I probably don't have one. I did. It is great ratings and my feet or my best feature. I was shot. My best teaching you for laughing. When I said that I made that joke. My mom, literally fifteen years old as how fucking funny I was like this'll be funny because it sad, and she was like, Erin dumpy vein. I guess that's better than well. You're right. It's sort of one in the same though. Talk about your best feature. We know you're being admonished for it on top of that. When you're like, okay. Okay. We get it. Nothing else going on besides your feet, but also drop it. Yeah. Not everyone has nice feet as you have. And please hide your face. I find that should a little. I mean, it's different for like if as long as you don't feel unsafe like as I feel I'm on like, so many different like weird bear blogs anytime like back when I would do a funnier DIVY. Oh and have my shirt off or something or a college video and being like short shorts. Whatever the bit was would be like all over. I have. There's Photoshop pictures of me where they've photo shopped me like from like a pixellated comedy video. They like Photoshop your actual, dick. I wish for the slow unanswerable. Right. Right. Right. And actual and for the record. I let I let that once they out because it isn't wildly better than mine. These these guys have good taste in genitals. That's kind of how I feel about airbrushing. I know we're all supposed to be against it. But if I did a magazine cover I'd be like, whatever you want to do make my one everyone to think they can never attain being me. Okay. I don't wanna be relatable. I felt that shit. I've been really fucking life. If I get famous I want everyone to be like, oh, never be her. I'm gonna kill myself on a literary magazine. Airbrushed up a Bradstock author photo is like Kardashian. Proper on your ass on a huge Photoshop s. It's like. And does not go at all. With the leg varies sad essay collection junior high destroyed me, and I never came back from it like. When we were talking about what we wanted to talk about on when we were talking about what we wanted to talk about Jesus Christ. That was. Going on for a while. Reschedule a couple of holiday breaks truly thanksgiving and Christmas past set this up New Year's we were talking about fantasy novels over Email, and then you on the podcast, great and any topics and you said women, and I didn't understand what even in what like area you meant. And I was like I'm still in like, this is a really it's so funny to me that in an Email that was subject headed fantasy novels. It didn't occur to me that. That's why you were emailing about your pocket. Like, I didn't. I was just like fun. We talked about that. And now we're talking about your podcast right away. I don't care what we were talking about. But I was like, oh, this is a topic. You and I haven't got him. But then women is also a topic. We gotta get to something. We'll we'll we'll do that. Because I do love those. But I feel like my so I'm going to be so gross. I have I have new allergies. I was just telling Gabor's, and it's an exciting new part of my life. Thank you know. Perfect. Tell your wife. I finished your tissues. Think it was me. Anyway. Jerk off after this high school buddies. There was one drawback. I can't get off without a group of guys hanging around. Do you still talk about it? No, I'm not really friend like still friends with a lot of those guys. And we didn't even talk about it like after nine one you would like the next day. Like, hey yesterday was cool. Yeah. I had fun. Over too. Yeah. I didn't know if all of them were sort of in your boat of being comfortable being like pin those grades. What we used to do is kids wonder that's why I'm like leaving names out of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But because there is that level of like, well that wasn't gay. Right. Where like was I do remember distinctly also one party like where we put on all my friends sister was like a longtime dancer, and she had like all these insane dancers outfits. You know, we all put them on. And we dress like women for night like me. We put our our sisters and friends that were girls put our hair intellect little pigtails for that. Because we all those long. Cuts. You guys just kinda dream boats. Like, you must have had. I bet girls loved being friends with you guys. This group of friends the Mike and the John's were like sort of like the. Popular kids in the school like one, but like popular in that we partied in an people wanna hang out with us. But also, we everyone played sports. And we won the talent. These like we had two different rival groups that were both friends winning the talent shows back and forth. We were like founding renaissance. We were all we were like more like van Wilders? That's we believed ourselves to I truly saw the film van when the film van wilder, and I tried to be that kind of pushed it, and I was that in college background in that film. Are you? I background on. I'm not I can't find myself. It's all these huge huge teenage parties that were horrible all night. Like the thing that they get you right at central casting. When you sign up there like do you wanna be in a movie, and I was like, yeah. That's. Anyone who's done five days of extra work would go. No, I'm not being a two hundred John union eleven hours overnight freezing. That's off. It was bad that age group of people. Yeah. I was just in an audition waiting room yesterday. And one of the characters that was being addition was like eighteen year old YouTube personality. So there was like ten eighteen year old dudes with beats headphones and like weird haircuts. And I was like I hate this fucking business all talking to each other who did your head shots, bro. That's actually really tight was a friend of mine. Okay. This conversation's just they make me so sad because I'm sitting in a room where I'm part of all of it like if I were to here on a bus or a train. I'd be like how funny. That's so funny. That's what those people talk about. But I think it makes me so depressed 'cause I'm like God y'all we really like this like, and I've been the one overheard having that dumb fucking conversation. One hundred percent. I was just saying to Ben Rogers yesterday that most of the stuff I really like in life, and that I wanna do is ruined by the people who also really liked it. So true, and is more on me than maybe a little more antisocial than I lead on because it's like, but I also think some people like are to like, I love Star Wars video games acting comedy. And these are all just like the people who also really liked them. Most of them. I hate. Yeah. I mean, I find that about so many things I've even gone so far as to have bought a new piece of clothing on see someone who is completely not who I wanna be wearing it and throw it away that day. Like, it doesn't matter that I like it. I'm like, that's Nope. Nope. She. I believe. I was like oh God. No you like these they're gone. I love like lifting weights. But I hate other people who do you know what I mean? I can't. But that's a you do not fit the lifting way. Maybe you do now because I feel like now cross fits a whole actor thing. Like, we're into the health part of it not in the muscles. There's also like a mid thirties. Dude thing in our business where it's like, well, it's time to start taking my health. Seriously. My Jack friend is getting cast. I better be like, that's what's going through my head. At least I'm projecting where you're like. It's funny to be the fat frat guy in a movie, but like fat dads is not as like a casting as much of a role. You gotta be like hot, dad. I mean for search for comedy too. To be looking guys. Really? Yeah. Dude. Look like, the people who are all leads in the comedies are not funny. They're they're like, very good actors. They're being actors who can do funny leads. But also, I feel like those movies tend to be non common comedian leads. And then they fill out the right medium like Seth Rogan, Kevin Hart like these guys are fucking handsome and buff. Now, would we think Seth Rogan? Will. He is buff now. Yes. But you know, what? Because he's a millionaire and may votes. Voted money to get a trainer inside throws working. Well, he was a teenager. I mean, this is the other thing. It's like, yeah. You start when you're teen. You fucking make so much money that you can have whatever body want. I'm sure he has a personal chef a personal. I would fuck you. I want the booze life possible for my side have it. I'm just like the amount of money. I have me and my wife have we live exactly to that level of of no savings, but we live very boozy life. We got more money. We would only be like our our nutritionist is dropping off our fucking pre made meals. Love. I would love the pre made meals and not not the not rushing sorrow comes in glass bottle score with with a little explanation of the farm, fresh, whatever I wanna I wanna I wanna picture of the farmer who's. These games were made by this, dude. I mean, I just wanna touch screen when it comes in the farmers talking to me about what it was like harmony, I just want to hear from farms here. Really? I just wanna farmers friend actually money. That's what I buy the former. Think you're talking about ventured servitude. Well, yeah. Farm farmers. Have it rough? I don't think they'd be that a that against it. Right now. It's shifting careers. Oh, yeah. Our topic? I'm sorry. How? Yeah. My career's a woman is really going. Well. I got the job. Didn't kick in until puberty. Knew it was coming. What made you want? What made you want to talk about women? Honestly, when you asked like what something I forgot how you phrase it something that you're passionate about. I think are you love. I really am passionate about how much I love women. Now, this is where we can agree. Finally, this is just been the conflict has been really stressful. Both pretend to agree with you about things. I like in the last couple years not to play fucking white Knight Johnny woke now. But in the last couple of years really have been able to understand like how often it was for. So like, an I my part how much of a part I played at least in my life now Seidel, but I'll I'll I'll men totally didn't. It's and we that's how we were all raised right? Which is why it's so funny to not say what you just said where it's like, you didn't know anything different. Like what you were like guy humiliated now with hindsight. And like some more knowledge on like Jesus Christ. I can't believe I was doing and saying we can't believe we were. Okay with it. I think it's that same. Everyone's kind of in shock where it's like I said that and women are like I thought I was allowed. I thought I had to be attracted to that. And be okay with that. And be like, oh, cool. Like our generation like our age group is in that way, that we're not that we're not old enough to be like not hearing about the changes or not caring about the changes. And we're not young enough to have grown up in the new kind of paradigm. Not that it's new all over doing that. Well, but we're in that age group, and I think also you mentioned it earlier the internet. Yeah, we're we're the generation that has lived both without and with the like had to really make the difference. Because it's I mean, well every every generation should. But you're right. I think because we're like we're still in an age where we're like navigating the workplace like we're not retired and going, oh when I was in the workplace things were bad exact should've been different part of it and meeting getting married like relationships are like mid right? Yeah. So it's like we're developing developing that world, and we're like now, we know we have our own mistakes of the past. But the generations below us. Don't even have haven't made those mistakes coming up in the. A new paradigm that we're hopefully laying on what's interesting because some still so totally aren't I mean, you know, like anyone in the Trump camp. I feel like they're still being raised fifty years ago. Essentially, right. I wonder how much that is like all like all encompassing in in that camp. You know, what I mean because there, and I'm not trying to find any good people on that side. But I guess what I'm saying is like I'm assuming there's a bunch of twelve year old kids in that world who who grew up in those families who will reject that. Because I hope so. Oh, yeah. Because I don't want to speak. But I know a lot of people my generation who are, you know, like, whatever crazy lefty like publican parents who have like are racist argue bad. And I'm hoping that there's twelve year olds there who are just like more progressive than their parents just because they're young and see the world in a more global way because of the internet and shit like that went hope that there's some positives to the. It is interesting though, because it's like, I think we're looking back at it with so much perspective, and they don't even have perspective. So I can't imagine being raised in that where it's not like, you're going are my parents wrong, you're going. This is the world like the way you do when you're a kid because you're you don't know to be like, okay, I'm being offered one set of rules here. What are other people that didn't even occurred me until like I would go to someone's house and be like oh family fights different than my family fights, or like, they communicate when you start going. Oh, so that's not just the family dynamic that everybody has remember being blown away. When I went to my girlfriend's house. My now wife at twenty one and saw her parents kiss. She. And then we came in where your mom and dad, and she rolled her eyes. It was like I think they're in the shower. I'm like they both of them are in the shower together. And she's like, yeah. And I was like I to me my parents had like this loveless marriage in front of us that I was like. Oh my God. Yes. Of course, if I had a wife, I would be like, let's shower together. And it was just like I didn't even occur to me. You have a wife do because that showering. They're always to me has been work showering together is never as like, a sp- sexy. One time one time. But you're like, well, I'm cold and you have water like streaming into your switch same thing. And also like like, let's be real. There's too much water for oral. It's like you can drown. If you're not like water. I don't know why. When people do hot tub scenes, I'm like, so no loop just going Lou, blah. Well, like the times we've had sex don't just get your legs in there. Cause. Actively going don't get any days where the setting of a hotdog sex say we fucked hot tub. So you're like keep your keep your genitals out of it and don't touch the dirty water with your. Really also showers really shower Sachs's or real height dependent thing to like a big difference. Makes it dangerous because the dangers anyway, get into shower. I think God I hope I don't fall, you know, like, I guess I'm at that age. But I'm just like, please let this. I notice you were wearing the meddler necklace. Oh my God. You can tell what it is. I thought it just looked normal say Aaron diamonds, which is then the angel wings. Tipped you off. As you may know, or if you don't I'm about to tell you, I know nothing about invest in stocks options. Cryptos I don't know anything about that. But Robin Hood the app makes it very easy. It's simple. It's intuitive. It's clear design and the data's presented an easy to digest way. Like, I actually understand it. 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But when I pulled up I literally went to get my key out of the ignition. And couldn't get it out. Like would not get out. And I realized because I just bought my mom's car from her and I've driven stickshift for twenty years. This is so wild to me. I don't know many people who like don't know many people who are still driving stick period, and like walling topic even fewer women. I know. 'cause I yeah. Men shoes stick because it makes them feel like another way to exert control over one more object. I just need some control in my life. But no, it makes total sense. When anyone who drives manuals like? Yeah. Dude. And it now as we get further it, would it became more impressive like towards the end of these twenty years because I got it to some people were still driving day. Nobody drive. No one's buying. You're buying a stick. If you're buying like a mega sports car. You're never gonna go get normal toy and be like, maybe I'll do standard, especially in Los Angeles. Like, stick awful and traffic. Well, that's why I finally had to get rid of mind was on the one on one. I mean, not that I got used to. I honestly, don't even I don't even think about it. What happened was I be- it. My GPS would send me up the canyon hills at rush hour, and then you'd have to like and you'd be stop go. Stop go on a very steep hill with cars in front and behind you. And my cars are to do this thing where it would just it would burning smell. And I was like what is going on fucking turned off one day on on one of those canyon roads between cars, I was like I'm going to the break and pulled the break in the fucking. Broke. So I had to hold the break. I finally steered I put it in reverse steered a managed to like curve, backwards culturally. But it was the most terrifying Bank. She's paid fifteen hundred dollars to get fixed. And as I pick it up mechanic goes. But I mean, you know, just you know, you know, that can happen with standards on on hills. I mean, that's and I was like this car for twenty years. It's never happened before happen. The next time. I did it. So I was like mother fucker just pay. Just I think he charged me fifteen hundred dollars into nothing. Oh my gosh. There's no way would have the next time. It happened. I'd been upheld for five seconds. That's so this is the kind of thing that just happens. You like slaps a band-aid on to get the place fifteen hundred dollars. I've been calling around friends literally being like who has a good mechanic was again, all my friends are so successful that they're like when we go to the dealer all those like. Yeah. I I've lease and if the car broke down now, I would just like leave it in and lift for a week. Like. Of course, you go to the dealer like this is like I if I went to a Toyota dealer, I pay twenty times what I would pay mechanics. So. Anyway, McKay, I love we're talking about women and by accident now we're talking about mechanics, so crazy because women Noel L car. I mean, it's funny because I don't know about cars either. But it's like a thing. Yeah. Like a lot of dudes. I remember a long time ago. I saw someone either tweet or a female comedian make the joke of some kind that was like all these mother fuckers walking around Brooklyn with their beards and their flannel shirts. None of them could change a tire chop down a tree or jump start a car. And I felt I felt like caught you are wearing an outfit. It's like, I've a friend who wears a motorcycle jacket, and I'm like you've never been on Donald scared. Actor tenses lashes. I mean, the whole thing is just like this is like you're wearing a costume out. It's like when I had I had a job as. Native American headdress or I liked it a writing job for one weekend. It was the first paid writing job I've ever had. And I literally was like what do writers where I like I wore a button down like plaid shirt, which I like the only one I own on a hate wearing them. Like, I put I brought my laptop in this like what are those stupid Herschel backpacks again, I have this. And I hated dissenters at arrived. And then I gotta coffee, even though I'd had a coffee because I wanted to hold the coffee, and my told my friend later, and she was like, you're such an actor. You like dressed up to be a writer like she was like, you didn't feel you really. Yeah. Yeah. The next like in a hoodie didn't bring my laptop. Like big Judah Freelander glasses on. I'm glad you went that writer and not like the Gabor's fat writer like you wore like cammo cargo shorts and like two small t shirt and like a backwards baseball cap despite being in your thirties. I would never wear shorts in public. I wish I wish I could. I can't all right because you have those we like slim Jim wig. Weird thin and dark Brown wrinkly. Yeah. I wish I kinda grew its group legs. I call them. Yeah. Yeah. I am Groot legs. I am Groot leg. No shorts and public never is that like is that something that's been going on for a long time. What about you don't think I've worn shorts in public since? I was fifteen years old. There is like shorts are childlike. There is something like men who wear shorts. We get away with it. Because we don't care if we come across his children. But there is something like non adult about wearing shorts. And and this is coming from. Lucidly wear shorts. I never noticed. I mean, you're right. I don't ever like picked up on that. It was what you were only wearing even when it's freezing. Do you more or less? I wear pants if I'm going to be on stage for s cat or something like that. But if it's hot out, I'll still do short stages rough. I feel like on stage is where I'm like, I really don't want someone staring at one choice. I made for too long. Right. There's certain shirts. Ryan like, not I show. It's really funny. One time one time in like level, three two thousand four Mike Delaney. My teacher said someone had like Simpson's T shirt on or like a joke t shirt on. He goes, hey, I wouldn't wear that shirt on stage and the guys like when is like you never want your shirt to be funnier than you are. And it was like the realist thing ever where it's like if you have anything that stands out. It's like. And then I did the show wild and out where just due to like peacock the fuck where like we're doing comedy. And these dudes are in like fuck and like leather pants dress. Eddie Murphy, raw like when that's the name of the show. It's like, sure sure. But being that being the only guy of that on stage would be everyone would be trying to figure. Imagine. I can't imagine. Like, you know, you're doing ask cat, and like, you know, I'm in like leather pants, and like a fucking address like Russell brand five bracelets on like, my hair like you would be like fuck this to be so funny to outdo the confusion that was being created overcome. You'd have to kill it so hard that people would then go home, I got and he was wearing this amazing. Crazy outfit like anything under that. And everyone's like what the fuck because if you're outfit is if yet, and if you leave and the person the alpha wasn't the best you like what about that asshole in that fucking out? And that's the thing because you don't normally really remember things that are just kind of average bad. Like, right. I think whenever I coach I I'll like remind them of this where I'm like, I don't have a notebook in my head. That's like your bad scene. Right. In fact, I'll audiences writing ever. No. It's like something will stand out to me. That's really finding. Remember it for years and everything else disappears. But something like lake of someone does. Like an act out on stage. It's really bad. You know, if someone's shitty, I remember that I remember ever a big bed. Swing more than and not even if it's like if they were trying to be funny or like trying to be cool, and it just didn't work again. I don't care if someone was like, I've definitely I've just seen people be assholes onstage. And I never forget it. Oh me. Neither. Yeah. Are just like actively like tanking something you're just like this will stick with me. No matter what. Yeah. Has there? Here's I'll just routes recently. Nikki Glaser comedian. I really like she mentioned something of like, I think maybe it was a tweet or male privilege is never more prevalent than men jogging at night that hit me so hard. I was like that's something. I don't even think about. Oh, yeah. I go for a run at night. And I don't feel any fear except for like bad drivers and women are like I would never fuck him. Do that this is so turned into like the patriarchy EPA. I feel terrible. Well, I don't I that's why let's change the name of it to the. I've already people are already so annoyed. The patriarchy has a negative connotation, but it is more like it's in the past. It should I think we're just labeling something that was bad in the past. It's not like well. But I think it's I think it's become one of those buzz words. Like, I said it once and my uncle goes picci's might trigger word, and I was like what a funny and try one of those ways trigger something that women who have a sexual assault or trauma would use. But the way to go that you've coughed at that word as well. But yeah. But I mean, I guess it's become one of those words. It's like you overuse it enough and the same way that people. Yeah, we oh you're just saying that triggers overuse as well. Right. I really circled around. We are back where we started. Yeah. There's so many words like that where it's like, they're great. But they do I think when they become overused. Same with like on the spectrum. They lose their meaning where then you have to be like, let's actually say what we mean. Right, right. When you just start throwing out words and people start throwing them out slightly incorrectly. Or like we're like to make a point without knowing what they're talking about. It's like they are like white noise. And then there's an element of some of these words like that people just want to ruin to like people want the patriarchy to have this kind of negative connotation because one side benefits from the other side being like, I can't really say patriarchy life historic. It's dorky to be against the patriarchy non because everybody is. So it's like it's a weird flip where we're like. It's the running our own belief. So we don't come across as like a dork or something exactly we're like. Things like a bad thing. Now, it's like you can't like say woke because it's all the fucking like the losers co-opted the word where you have like your uncle who thinks he's liberals. Like, I mean. Hey, man, I'm woke and you're like oh. Say it anymore or your uncle who's not liberal at all like, oh, look who's woke. And then like creates woke to have a negative kind of. See this is like this is. I mean, I. About the patriots night. I come from families like we're truly growing up like liking. If if I would have said, I was vegetarian like that would have been like coming out of the closet like, you know, what? Like just this weird energy about like everything. Like, the example. I always say it was like, my parents like my family thought, I was gay because I really liked movies. Like, it was just like. It was just like, I don't know. He pays attention to the actors. There's nothing wrong with them. You know, it's like. Like weirdly blind. My family was to like, my upbringing was to anything. And then I was like I opening for me. Like, my mom's always been more open minded than me interest in the eighty issues. Like, I'm going to become a vegetarian do you guys want to and I like cried because I didn't want the idea of giving bacon missiles from California right originally from Massachusetts. And then this was when we were living in North Carolina. Okay. Yeah. She's always been just sort of like way ahead of the curve. Like as soon as like yet, the yes all women hashtag. I remember. I was like very affected by it. And my mom was like she was the person I talked about at the most like, she's she's away more. I am very liberal. She's more liberal. That's awesome. Yeah. That's always cool. I like when you meet someone's a liberal. I'm just like, I'm the I'm the generation in my family that is the first liberal, even my sibling people in my generation, right? Not do not which I like left, which is very cool than me because to to break away from your family and force yourself to be to choose how you're thinking. I can't imagine that because having been raised by very liberal. I in terms of that I had nowhere to go. I was like this seems good. You can't get all stick with this left. And it's weird because it's like my family that stayed on Long Island is still in that world family on long, I well not anymore. But that's where my my grandma lived for years and years. My God, we should have on the pod dad was born in queens. Oh, hell, yeah. Yeah. My parents were both born on Long Island and went to high school they met while they met I shouldn't say they met in high school while they met when my mom was in ninth grade. And my dad had already dropped out of high school. Where my dad was like I remember when dad wasn't a in your mom nights. There was a moment. When there was a moment. When like I was like fifteen when we did the like me and my brothers. I sort of did the math we all like debt six years older than mom, and they started dating and school or something like that. Bomb and they were together in high school, and we were like. She was in ninth grade. He would have been nineteen and a college high school drop it is. So I mean when I was sixteen I dated a twenty nine year old. And when I think about now, of course, at the time, my perspective was I'm so like cool, and Why's that this older person wants to be with me? And the reality was like oh this sick. Fuck can't date women his age. Like, of course, that's what it was. That's bad breezes. I looked eleven. At that time to thirty and forty three. That's not as crazy consenting almo- night. Right, right. We didn't have sex. But like it is shocking to me. I just I can't. Because even now it's like now, of course, there would be like it would be bigger deal. I think people are more aware of that like in that time. I think there is a sort of idea that like, well, sometimes girls date older guys. And we don't like it. But it's, you know, and now it will be like, it would be a huge a huge thing. But also, even when we were like in high school would be like, oh, there's ninth grade girl is dating this, dude. Who graduated all the time? You would hear all didn't feel weird at all. But then like just made her like mysterious and like like edgy. And then you think about like fourteen and nineteen that's like those are dog years for mattress. That's different phases. Yeah. And then sixteen twenty nine that's crazy. We went out once like Mia Hamm and his and his friend and his friend was so uncomfortable the whole time, and he was like, dude, dude. No like, we at first while never out residence like embarrassing like you, look, you're like her uncle, and he was like he was so upset by the whole thing. And I was like that's the right guy. That would you like to date me, sir? This dude stop. I should've been like, I agree with you got crazy. But it just blows my mind because at no point when I was twenty nine no matter what was going on in society. What I've been like I think I'd like to data sixteen year old guy. That's a child. Betcha. I remember when I got to the age that I was creeped out that the girls were eighteen in porno MAGS that I grew up like I remember being like, I said that like I. On broke. Beat off after this. Handwriting. Look so childish. The heart over I signature. But I remember being like twenty five or twenty six and remembering that the girls were eighteen in those magazines young to come to that. I was always liked older women since I I had more crushes on teachers than girls. Sweet. I think it's I think it's more prevalent than we think based on. How popular the mill and step mom categories are on pornography? Yeah. Which is funny because I feel like women have always taken the flack for dating older men. But you're right. I feel like it really is a thing. It's a weird. It's a weird. And I'm sure there's like layers of ETA pull shit that one. Could you know every? On every level. We all have parental imprints as my therapist calls. She hates the term daddy issues, which I hate to because it's so sexual, you know, it makes it seem like you weren't daddy has been absolutely. I don't even want because I think our generation maybe some of the younger people the younger than me are completely. Okay. With that. Or maybe if you're like if my wife called me daddy in bed. I would be so upset and then meanwhile, like there used to be a time where wives would just call their husbands. Daddy unsexy. Right. Daddy. Did you did you bring home the roast beef? I understand it. When you're talking to your child if your child calls father, daddy, home till six tonight rehome for. Daddy left in the middle of the night football game. Again this week. Flew off a cliff. Daddy, spent fifteen hundred dollars to get his car fix fell off a cliff. He fell off a canyon road. Daddy is a word that I'm like that word is like ruined for me. When I my weird association with it is and I feel so off about it. But I can't get my head away from it is my dad died when I was five and at that time I called him daddy. So I never I it's not like I've got to a point with him where that changed and I call him, dad. And so when I have memories of him, or if I talked to my mom about him. I only dart, but even I start to I'm like, I have to preempt it and be like, I don't know. I'm still saying that. But I also can't say dad because it feels it. It would not be genuine. It would be talking about him. Or if I like suddenly picked nickname for someone. I only say behind their back, and like, you know, like I called Lauren like Lord today like never told her. It'd be like what the fuck change my name to your friends. I have. Topic because I've done a few episodes about dead dads on this podcast. What is this about really not about anything these things? I love. It's more things. We have in common that we want to talk. Yeah. It doesn't even have to be. Guy did not understand the topic. I don't. When I said women. If you look at the list of topics I've done, it's like Judaism Long Island chicken cutlets. You know, Chinese food. They're all over the place. I worry about when women works we've gotten to it yet. But this is what no podcast gets patriarchy. We can't by the way, we're done. No more of that. While it's so let's let's get into it. Let's let's talk about women. What do we like about women big fan of tits? I couldn't even look when I made that joke, and that's how I know. I was laying on your home. I'm like face. That's not worth the joke. If you can't look at the I say that means you're not supposed to say. Oh my God. I think for me like I looked out in that. I started having best girlfriends so young. And it was just a natural thing my entire life. I've always had a best girlfriend. If not a group of best girlfriends with the very small exception of junior, high were everyone's evil. Phase where your men women running. There are no instructs worthy. Everyone's like, I think I'm friends with this. I think I'm gonna hook up with this girl. She kissed me. And then like the next day she called me like a fat loser. And then, you know, this is my new best friend and then the next day. She's like my other best friend came back and our done junior highs a wild wild. But every other part of my life. I've had just like. Girlfriends where I felt like we were in our innocent. I still feel like wild horses when we hang out when we start talking in. It's just us. It's like we go into this like it's like a snow globe of just us. And I'm like these conversations do not happen in the rest of the world. I never have a level conversation than I do with my the same at the same level that I do and I'm with my best girlfriends, and that's been my whole life. If feels very magical, and I think I forget that. I I forget how cool it is. Because I've always had it all then people who are like, oh, I really have girlfriends, and I'm like, I can't imagine. I think about that. I think about that too a lot. It's like, dude, you're like there's two camps though, to me if I if I meet a guy who's thirty five and all of his best friends are still kids from like high school and stuff. I'm like like actual kids all like from when he was in high school. Yeah. And that's really weird. That's most of my friends are exclusively of high school. Current. Millennials are up to I need references for Twitter. But no like like when I meet someone who's friends are their only friends are still from high school like I've been friends with these guys for thirty haven't made new friends since that's when I get a little standoffish odd not to make new ones because I feel like I have friends from every almost every part of my life. Exactly. So. Yeah. But then the flip is people who only have new friends right flag right now, you're like I don't talk to anyone from any other period of my life here. You know, how you meet those people where it's like there's a little bit of a fast friends element in that. They're very fun to talk to you. And they have opinions on everything. So it's fun. But then they've had a falling out with like every name that comes out. You're like I'm gonna be the next one. Of course, I'm going to be that perspective. You get when someone's like and guess who else fucked me over, and you're like guess who gets person in all. Eventually, it's like all everyone you work with a bitch. I feel like there's also always like a very good story with like a lots of evidence to back it up, and I'm still like, but there's too many of them are just too many built like I'm only hearing your net. Yes. I'll even like if I'm in a conversation. And like let's say to people that I happen to not like come up. And so I say that twice even then I'm like, I know what sound like I'm going to sound like the person who hates everybody like I'm so aware of like, I want to be like, it was very coincidental you happen to name to horrible. Sociopaths aren't. Okay. Okay. Now, that's. Oh, three. Okay. Three. Let's get out of the comedy world. There's anyone I don't hate. That's so so true. I feel that. I think I'm never making girlfriends has always been kind of weird for me. Well, I got I've never had a dynamic. I've always been in relationships. So like, I'm never in relationships. Really almost never I would say, my deepest relationships are with women, and it's very weird at this age now because now are they are all in relationships. And that does change it like, I feel I feel like I do miss, and it's not that I resent them having them. I want them to have them. But I really miss the feeling I had when I like my like, my best friend Marian high school with like, my wife, I spent the night at her house every night in the summer. We would bicker without even noticing. We are bickering her parents were like you guys are married. Also, the starts splitting time. I mean. It was it's hilarious. Like, and we could be with each other and be annoyed and it wasn't annoying. I've never experienced that. Like, really? Relationship. It was such an we're still we're still friends. But now, we talk once a month in she tells me about her kids, and like we have great conversations about other things. But I'm like Han. I really miss when I was your person. Right. And that's that's hard. That's a hard. That's a hard dynamic because it's not you can't get away from the ruins of it. Like, my my very first best friend, Amy Kelly who I'm and I'm still friends with her in a very, you know, like Facebook distant way. But I remember like I went to visit her I think it was like in fourth grade, and we'd gone to second and third grade together. So I hadn't I hadn't seen for a whole summer school years something, and I stayed with her at her house in like had the best three days, we wrote or horse. We played games. Like, I ate so much beef jerky because her mom kept beef Turkey, my mom would never buy it. And then I remembered that whole summer, I I was obsessed with that show, silver spoons, and I had this music video in my head that was like me and Amy to the to the song from silver spoons like he face to face, and it would be like. Her and me like looking at each other. And then you're smiling credit sequence to your friendship. I had the whole song mapped out like we would like be riding the horse like together like it. When I think about it. Now, I'm like that's a romantic fantasy except it wasn't sexual in any way. Right. Right. It was so real like it was so romantic is that it's funny that bromance is like such a common phrase, but there's like accepted for I think it's like they made a thing but with bromance because we're finally acknowledging this and girls like that's the nature of arts. We just an unjust in front of each other. We tell each other literally everything we talk about sex. We talk about our body parts Arbor masterpiece. When I remember when I was like eighteen or nineteen, maybe maybe it was in college. When me and my guy friends started hugging. I'm like a big time male on male hugger. But that wasn't always a thing. That's very L A too. I feel like an LA an LA I feel like sometimes I'll stay seated because I'll be sort of like, I don't need this person. I saw them yesterday. I'm going to probably have them goodbye. But then everyone else does it and I'm like the. Green rooms a great dynamic. It's like a wedding every time you're back. Yeah. I'm like all high five all the last day of school guys. But then I'm going to hug the Ascott oh wild horses like literally on Saturday. It was like greeting lines it really families receiving line. That's what I meant. Yeah. That's so and it's always like you even like you don't have to come down here to hug someone was like don't bend down to hug me. And I was like, oh, it's fine. Yeah. I mean, I I love the friendliness of in fact, that felt very particular night did feel very warm and genuinely there was something about coming back from the holidays too. But usually like we all doing this every time I remember in junior high. This is such a weird dynamic where girls started kissing boys on the cheek as greetings and hall in the hallway like we did not have that. Yeah. And then you start. I just wasn't. Why was barely part of it. But then like awesome cheek. And then a girl would be like, oh, you become friends with her. And she's like, okay. So you see you tomorrow in English and kiss you on the cheek, and you'd be like, you know, it'd be like the cheek-to-cheek sort of like, and then you would be like are you from England from New York. Yeah. And it would be like the first dynamic would be like, oh marisha. I kiss on the cheek now. It's like, oh, that's amazing me and Korean we kiss on the like, you know, it'd be like a group, and then you get like four girls that you're dynamic with them was that kiss cheek blown. I did not have this. This was like a weird thing in my junior high. Like a status thing too. So curious about this because I feel like it might have been one of the you'll have like a forest where like a fern grows only in the quarter mile radius. I think that was your high school. I've never heard of any other junior higher. It's possible cheek kissing among that age group is bizarre thirteen grandma thing. It's grandma or it's British French. I think it's like, I think it and my in hindsight, and I could could be very wrong. So I apologize if I'm wrong here. I feel like it was like the girls using the they're like this. Light feminine. Wiles is what I like lightly. They were like, look these boys. If you kiss them on the cheek we'll like fucking dote and follow you around and give you the homework and shit like that. And it's like give away too much credit to women in terms of manipulation. I feel like no junior high girls ever thinking that. I think it's more like oh my God. When I do this. They look at me. And like, it's not the same. No, no geography. I promise you ever thinking. There's an exception. But I think you're probably right. And I think it's more like I'm projecting that on them because they felt like the gatekeepers of it. So it wasn't like I would choose who. I get the kiss on the cheek. It was more show. You. You were and which again is such a it's like an opposite dynamic because usually there's this. I hope I get chosen from the girl side. Yeah. Oh weird. We did have like an alpha group of the hot girls in my junior high were like alphabet, very confident thug like kind of like like Barings overalls like fights cigarettes. I went to Ohio valley school. We talked about this briefly on TV, Shane different dynamic different. Like like, the like a shitty preppy wanna be English boarding school. And like the kids were not cool. Are you guys are they all childrens children of hippies and stuff like are of the type of people that would move to Ohio. Or is it like, you would think but Ohio. That's what is known for. And that's sort of the celebrity level of Ohio. Most of Ohio is like rural there's rural. There's kind of like trashy people always hate when I like name what areas are trashy oak view springs, people always as this anyway. Like, he's gotten this in my mom's friend the other day, and she got very hurt. And I was like okay is really come up. But when I lived there, it was only known for this bar where people would consistently get like in horrible fights and like being the hospital, and then there were like crack houses where like we would go and get drugs, and like I mean do crack, but we would go like I was like, okay where we used to go to get pot. That's like what we did. But but yeah, Ohio is like. Most of the because if they were hippies I feel like my mom would have stayed in ohi- because she would have had so many people be friends with most of them were just kinda like boring small town people who probably grew up there right now that dynamic to where it's like it's not the vacation town that like it's not people living. It's not the Hamptons. It more is now it is definitely wasn't then like now, it's a wedding destination. If you try to if you want to go up for the weekend, you're not gonna get a hotel. If you're if you're more than two months or less than two months. Everything's booked with like someone's getting married hotels just recently for my friend, Dan's wedding. And may or like I booked at two months ago half everything was already gone in for may crazy. I was like how big is your wedding. But then I realized of course, like everyone's getting married in in my weekends, eight location. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. What was what was that dynamic like in like that school? It was so small Mansa weird thing about small private schools is there's one dynamic, essentially. So no real you don't have like like when I got to the public school, which in Ohio wasn't that much bigger. But there are at least groups like you could float from one group to another. And this was like, oh, if you're hanging out with the girls in junior, high there's not another group to go to aren't. The girls and the guys that's it. And it was really just like nightmare because the and the girls were pretty the girl pretty mean. And but it's funny because when I think back like the guys were really mean to, but I think at that age is when you kinda split off, friend wise like you might not hang out in a group at resist, but in terms of after school girls, girl. Yeah. And so I feel like guys are probably less likely to like get into stuff. Like, they're mad at each other. It would be like one guy was on out. And you didn't know why for two weeks, and then he was back in like and like there or there'd be a physical fight. But then it'll be over in like, I feel like there was just as much animosity with guys, but girls are much more. Like, I want to talk about that one facial expression that you make your eyebrow went up. And I know that it didn't. I know that mental you don't like girls are much more. Like, I'm not gonna let I know that you're not telling the truth. Truth seekers. Like, maybe five minutes ago. You were like you're giving junior high girls too much credit. They don't think like that. And then the next now, you're like, they'll analyze your facial expression. I feel like I still do that. Except that. Now, my friends, and I communicate like dolts. So it'll be like, hey, it's like you were magic sorry. It was about this other thing. We talked about that immediately. You just made me when you said guys can be mean to you just reminded me that in it came back to me in a flash like in junior high during one half day of school. Maybe it was freshman year of high school. We were all going to a friend's house after to go like hang out, and we went to this house and one guy who was in the group of friends that we just like he annoyed all like fucking. They like we like lock them out of the house like went into the house and lack like locked one guy out. I remember that happening a guys like, and it was a boarding school. So it was even worse like he'd be on the outs when they got up to the dorm. Oh, like, this one guy Wayne were you living at the school to lived around the corner. I remember this one kid Dwayne Cottam. They caught him jerking off. And of course, they're all jerking off fucking boardings just need anything. He was anything that makes you stand out that age is like just leper they were. So I mean, it was interesting because at the time, of course, the girls are, you know, you feel like the girls are just so mean, and it's like this. It's very passive aggressive. But he was they told everybody what they saw how disgusting he was. And would like make sure you didn't forget it day after day. I was like, that's maybe a different level of vicious. This is TMI. But I was like one of the first ones out of my friends to get a hand job and congratulate. Yeah, it was kind of a big deal, and my she was my girlfriend, my junior high girlfriend at the time when I nothing I didn't climax and she started like spread a rumor like there's something wrong with Gabriel's. I like, and he wouldn't. So then you get that you think you're going to be in with the first hand job. And then you get. Like, well, now sex is the scariest thing in the world. Because it's like the thing that I wanted more than anything in the world is to be jerk off in my rusty quarter ROY shorts really like what how interesting for me in junior high. I don't know that I would have known that. You didn't come like at that age. My God like shocked at a twelve year old knew it was it was it was weird that she was like mean about it, and like telling people then came back to like, my friend group, and we were at a sleepover at my friend's house. And they were like why you know, like, hey, we heard this. What happened and I was like well guys. I'm like, your friend group is so sweet, by the way, they just asked you about it didn't fucking. Rosie me about it. And then I said, I was like, well, I don't know like she wasn't good at it. And I've been doing it twice a day for one year. I'm new to it. But I'm Mike obsessed with it. And she wasn't that good at it. And then I was like I jerk off a lot and my friend's older brother heard. Hey, would that keeps you saying? Okay. Persson jerks off a lot. And then they called me he called me jerk off boy, my friend's older brother jug off boy until I graduated high school nightmare, and you know, that like occasionally that name is floating around and girls are hearing it and going ill. What does that? And like not even getting the connotation of like, I went from being the cool dude for getting a handy to being the worst and your for what half a day. You know what I mean? Like, I was at my bubble was immediately burst. Oh. Nowhere to go from here. But heartbreaking like they just don't they won't fucking. Let it go. I've had I've had the adult men soak when they didn't feel I was like turned on quickly enough. Phil ask guy that I was like in a relationship with. I remember like whatever he was doing. I was just like great. I mean, you know, but I was like we're working on it like, you know, like we're doing something here while I'll? Get out, and he was like fucking point and likes outta nowhere sits up puts his clothes on. And I was like what is going on? And he was like I I mean, I mean, obviously, you're not into it. Obviously, you're not into it. That's fine. And I was like you're thirty something that's defensiveness. Like, that's like that weird. Like, don't I thought I was thought I'm the best. Yeah. King like wire. Why wouldn't you go? Exactly. I will say when I was when I was younger, and this all that shit was happening to me when I found was rather than shirk in shame or shrink and shame that if I went like, yes, I jerk off too much some people would laugh some people would go like I get that. And some people be like, you're disgusting. God I figured it out that early and then I learned that also years. Oh, dude. I was so defensive and embarrassed of anything, I was even if you choose me about something that wasn't embarrassing. I go I'm being teased about it. I guess it's embarrassing all act embarrassed. And who I learned that it was embarrassed in that moment, are you really gonna wear scrunchy like that Aaron you're like. Own anything about myself until I got so tired of being a nerd that. In tenth grade. I was like, yeah. This is how I am. Then suddenly everyone like minnows like oh fuck really whole time. You mother fuckers like I was like getting adults on my side as before junior high by being funny like my teachers would like find me funny, or like, my parents would be like, oh, Jonathan we're like my friend's moms, especially like your son Jonathan is so funny, and so smart, so interesting. He talked to me for like, I was just like, and then I found that I learned that. And I was like, oh, this must work on kids to start just being sort of like very reels not the right word because it makes me sound like I was like from the streets. But I started being like just like authentic in a way, again disgusting like whatever like that's admitting. What I liked, and it wasn't any more difficult than it was previously like interesting to hear you say that because like as you were talking in describing the way you were with adult suit that was me until like fourth grade like first grade I was like like as a kid. I was just like I was funny. I was silly. I liked that. I liked weird things like my friend in second or third made fun of me for bringing baby food for. Lunch because I fucking loved baby food, and I was like, it's great. I love it, whatever who cares one of the teachers made fun of me too. And I remember being like, hey, it's kind of weird. But then that shows our age right there, you're you're like, no one younger than us. I mean, maybe like no one five years younger than us was made fun of by their teachers, I was called gay boy by one of my teachers for like all of high school. I was I mean, I remember in high school I want to I we had these like forced camping trips. It was like this. I went on the fifty mile backpacking trip. I really thought I was going to die. And I was at the top of a hill at one point. I said something I made some I don't know I commented about some thought I was having and everything's very deep when you're like, I'm about to die. And remember the the teacher next to me goes. Well, I've always thought you were just kind of like this kind of like what did he say? He goes, you've always seemed like just like a ditzy girl thrill. Interesting me hear you say, something smart. Wow. And they don't know. They're just saying that passing. They think it may be as a complement three. You know when you go. Why are you a teacher? That's the craziest you'd ever to when I think back to like these teachers that fucked me up and. Arguably my parents. Over ten years older than I'm eight years older than my mom was when I was like, you know, set, and I'm like, my parents were awful. And I'm like, oh, my God they were younger than me of when I out the coaching people who are in their early twenties. And thank like, this is the age of people that destroyed me as a child. I am a teacher rolling my eyes. You know, they're deep remarks. I'm like God, they could be controlling children. You are. Entry. They live in New York or LA. They have kids at this point. It's so I always think my mom's like when I'm when I was thirty six I was I graduated college a second. I finished my college. I three kids and I had a home. And I'm like, oh my God. Joann to more than I have. I'm one of them doesn't air. I'll tell you why I feel like a king of tiny kingdom when you have three buckets. Like, hell, yeah. I do a lot of work scheduling people to come to my own three realms. It's happening. Are you is this downshift to fantasy talk by saying owning three realms? Work. I. I can do some segue stuff like this. I never see the segues coming until I'm writing them. Branding. Guay? While did to a segue to her in DC. That amazing. It was one of the most fun things I've ever done. I'm terrified of those things. I was too. And I can't believe how quickly I caught on someone who doesn't have good balance and doesn't like it was so easy. Seems it you just lean and barely escape board. We have to have balance like you lean and you're holding onto something. So they terrify me for some reason. Same, but I'm telling you within a minute. You would be like, oh, this is very easy and very fun. You see like all the monuments in an hour and a half instead of like a five or six hour water. Remember, all that's fucking awesome. I'm going to do that next time. I'm telling you it look you look like the biggest dork, but you will be filled with Joe helmet. Don't you have to? We have a picture of. All. This little semicircle all of our little helmets and sunglasses and say. We all have shirts say, Alan and Whitehead. That was pre merger virtual. Oh, boy that might have been pre perspective. Actually, we were just the wild horses. We had no talk show element yet. Now, you got it. Now, you now you're fucking dance got it. And it's been a real fantasy. We're back at it again. Let's wait. We have like five minutes we have as much time as we want. Let's. Oh, she's join me. You can hear my like horrible. Allergy breathing. Do keep hearing it in the Mike. There's no way by the way that anyone can hear you breathing over mind up right now, you're like a bug. I have like fuck in mucous membrane in my like Ben net season. I got sick almost got better got sick again. And then haven't gotten better than I might have now been like a month and a half. I think also living with someone like sleeping next to someone. You're just like, oh, I'm sick for week Tiffany sick for a week. I'm sick for. I can't get better because I get sick off of her like she's like, well, if she's going to be coughing next to me in bed all night. I'm going to get something. I guess my toothbrushes my significant other. I probably just keep getting sick from that. I finally the other day. I was like, oh, I should switch that out. Like, I've now been through to colds with this. How repulsive are you lose your mind, you it's something in this house is causing this. I truly do believe that I think I'm allergic to my apartment. Oh, well, you got to get out of their loud ass upstairs. Neighbors. I shouldn't even tell this. Whatever knows what is she overflowed her toilet at one point like with shit and was to embarrass to tell us that had gone through the cracks in the floor, and I was out of town. And I came back in my whole place mall like sewage and I'll say what is that? And like I kept I was opening windows going. Oh, it's frown outside. Clearly, and I have a pretty dim bedroom didn't see anything slept under the covers a couple nights. And then I was changing the the sheets off are the comforter cover. And there's a big pale yellow stain more good. And it was her shit water. Oh my gosh. I'm convinced. I'm like breathing her for if it was just water. That's not good. We'll that happens constantly, my apartment is had over dozen leaks since I moved in. Oh, she should get in the wood. And that because our house something happened in in this apartment where like had a weird smell and Tiffany is. I got like an insane nose and palate, I on the other hand, I'm like, she's like babe it fucking stinks. And she's like was mold. Yeah. She was. I can't smell mold. That's good. Then she keeps thinking it was all the vintage stuff. We have in the house. She was like it must be just because we have so much old shit and here that just smells musty, then we had like dude come in. And we found that we had like, you know, feet of water underneath our apartment, and like they have to drain it. And they've like blue fan underneath for like two weeks. I really I mean, I'm curious because I yeah. Whatever it's stupid long story. I'll tell you it doesn't we don't hang up. And then just tell me he cares about my mobile. Well, you know, I do let's before we get out of here. I just want to know how did you end up getting into fantasy novels was it early on? Did you have a gateway novel or something early on? I was always sort of tot that it was like that John reflection was kind of like less than and then I remember still has that connotation, I guess that's still does. But like I and you could tell me whether you think this is a fantasy novel. Not when I remember, I got sick in my twenties, always sick and a friend. Brought over the first two Harry Potter books. Like, no, thank you like that. I don't wanna read about some kid wizard. What a nightmare had nothing else to read. I read them. Both backed back in one day. It was like eleven PM. And I remember like with a fever going to Barnes and noble and buying three and four which were already out because I was like I can't not find out what happens, and I then was after I finished that series. I was like there's got to be something like have never honestly found anything that. I liked. As much, but that's fair. Tried Harry consider a fantasy. I do. I do consider Anisi. Real because it's not it has all the hallmarks of a lot of fantast of my favorite fantasy novels. But it is I feel like it's a great fantasy too because the books get harder the books harder, and they're very human based like I prefer fantasy novels where it's like really about the characters and the emotion, I want to cry, but the element that Harry Potter has that most fantasy has the world building the walls of this fantastical world. And I love I get so mad when the world doesn't add up. Yeah. Oh, do you know, you have you read the name of the wind the rhetoric that's very Harry Potter as it is? And it still. Yeah. I feel like because I didn't I never became attached to any of the people's I did in Harry Potter. But I really, but I really loved the books and that world is a slow build that like sadness of like what happened to him as a kid like you don't find that out for a long time because it has like that we are to Rabi and nights model where he's telling the story in a bar to someone that weird. The character has perspective while. Sources. But like, I think Harry Potter is. Because I remember I read Harry Potter in my twenties too. But I had been reading fantasy since I was like thirteen I remember reading Harry Potter and going like, oh, this is fun. This is like fantasy for kids. Yeah. That would be interesting. Well, yes, especially if you've read fantasy, I totally can see why it would feel like it was for kids for me. It was like it didn't even even the first book didn't feel like it was for kids. Well, written it is. I mean, I read I read all of them to in my twenties. But it was like I sort of was like, oh, this is really good upon reading. And I was like this isn't as I kind of felt the same way when tiff red hunger games, she went shit for it. And then when I read it I was like, oh, this is just like still being survival sci-fi thing. And she's like, what am I I've read like six books that have this exact tight? I was like, oh, but if you read the hunger games, and that makes you get more into fantasy than that's like that's like experience. I I. Got so often why I have to like people be like, oh, I never saw that movie as a kid, and I'm like, well, don't bother a hate it. You will have seen. Yeah. I mean, first of all it's like badly made because it's from the eighties fighter advocators, not gonna impress anybody. Now. You don't have history you've seen far out. I love. These movies often don't hold up as someone who has another podcast where I watch old movies. I still hold that pretty well. I'm curious. I'll give it a rewind willow recently. That does not it does not. As a matter of fact, fourth of July. I put it on for like me. Ben Rogers, Sean Clements Joe winger we were all rented a house in not in ohi- in bear mountain. I thought it was Ohio. And then we watched willow, that's really cute. We put willow on. And we were like this is not good. It's really bad. I I loved, but I think it was like any port in a storm like, you know, it's like when you're want fantasy when I was that young. I like love that kind of stuff. Guess i've. Talking about it. I guess I've been in a fantasy for a very long time. But I only knew it as a movie genre. Right. Right. Right. My favorite movies like. Weirdly didn't love Dr Krystal O in trials. Didn't see it till I was like twenty or twenty one. I think I was a little too old for it was the same thing where I was like, it's a magical land. But these look like puppets. I got into fantasy from playing DND, but I'd like to DND because I liked those movies with like swords and shields and shit like that we have so many friends who currently play DND are you in one of those groups I'm not in any of I was for while used to play with Charlie and. Other friends for Troy centers and other friends for a while. But I haven't played recently, but I played from thirteen to twenty and then again in my like late twenties for a long time. Yeah. And that was my then I was like I want more fantasy, but I can't get eight friends together for six hours every Saturday any more. So then I found fantasy novels that take place in the first book. I read was like this book called the crystal shard, which took place in the forgotten realms, which is like a DND world. And I just fell in love with this one. Arthur RA, Salvator and his character drizzle. Dougherty the dark elf. And I just read like there happened to be like fifteen books out about him. And starting at the age fourteen. I just read all that. And then I'm even know about like real like there's other solid fantasy writers out there. And then I didn't read Lord of the rings until I was like Thailand still not read Lord rings. And I I mean, I love the movies, but partly I'm like is it going to be ruined. Now like, Harry Potter. I kind of ruined for myself. I feel like by watching movies. When I read the books. I'm annoyed that I've movie scene in my head. And then it'll like not add up and I'm like, oh, right. This didn't happen in the movies. When I read them which was rely had and either. But when I mean when I went because I read them. Okay. Okay. That's an interesting going back. I have to like not watch the movies for a very long time to then enjoy the books because otherwise it's like it's my imagination fighting with my memory of the movie, and it's annoying. I agree with agree with you so much on that. And. I would say read the hobbit like the hobbit is an easier. That's a good idea because the characters will be new to me, right. It'll be it'll be like harder to remember the hobbit than is Lord of the rings to me. At least also the hobbit was the most boring movie. I would imagine the book is better. It was a dinner party. It was a fucking to our dinner party. Sequences although like the barrel thing is very fun. Thing. Now, I we weren't there. Too little brownies in a barrel and willow. Kevin pollick? Is one of the little. Mike, what's remake willow that Mata gain weight. You can't feed baby black roots. Fucking Val Kilmer. Val kilmer. Absolutely. We just watched tombstone the other day fucking. He's that's when he's like older, but still like a house. Oh, awesome. I mean, what a great character. Fucking fucking cool. I loved that movie. I I still absolutely love. I love top gun so much. I also like one of the most sexy scenes to me is when Tom Skerritt comes into the bathroom and maverick is like in his tiny whitey's, and you just talk and I'm like. Legit filled with steam and Mavs hair in that. Because Tom Cruise always has amazing hair. And it's like wet Poche shower and he's leaning on the stock. I know what you're talking. It's like father figure underwear emotions sadness, all my favorite fucking things. Bathrooms Steve tiles. My talk about bouldering more pucks ruin my Tom Cruise fantasy. When I remember when iceman does the bite to him when they're like bolstered towels, and he's. I I was like. I got goose was so know what he like he's. Took me to bed. Lose me. Forever show me the way home. It's so funny. He likes flips the burnings like oh God. I'm sorry. I hate it. When it does that. And I was like. Kid. I thought it was the best bet and my mom had to keep being like in front of certain people. We can do that. But like, not my mom was so cool. She was like you can say fuck you and flip people off just not in front of your grandparents or at school. That's in college when we do karaoke. We'd be like a goose I think she's lost that loving feeling of. No, no, no, no. Yeah. I think she. Geography my sister. And I would do that. I would do that. And we would do I've had the time of my life dancer routine like at a wedding. If that's on comes on she'd be Patrick Swayze. And I'd be baby. The only thing we can do is lift, but I tell you what we'll get there. I'll tell you what I do the lift you can I at a friend's wedding shout out to Ellie Kelly at her wedding that song came on. And she was tips college roommate. So I like newer really, well, and we've been hanging out in underwear together forever. So it was like, and I was like she was like looking at me. And I'm like, let's go I'll pick you up and I picked her up by her hips over my head in her wedding dress spun around like fell could've ended so badly so bad killed her on her wedding killing award. Paralyzed her also sort of like accidentally in a weird like old fashioned way. Like, Alfred her husband who can't do that. You know what I mean like? That would be the coolest thing about that day like for like cans down. You can't beat that. With those like, I was lifted I felt light. Then I mean, dirty that's an iconic romantic every girl has grown up wanting that moment, and then the wedding probably second say that as like I era Goldman I never had a wedding fantasy did lift I want to be lived in. I know what you're saying is true. Because when I put her down I left wing. I don't even know what she was doing because there was a line of bridesmaids. I swear to God. I never felt so I felt like very confident because they were all lined up hands are shaking by the end of the night. Thank god. I got into weightlifting. Just one girl up one woman at a very impressed. I will say because it you have to be very confident as the woman to jump. You. Can't do it all on your own that you have to get. I would think the momentum going. I never have that. That is like if you told me that jump off a cliff, and you'll catch me I will keep getting just the my body would be like. Where we stop see me Erin due to person improv gonna hold their over my head. The left. I will run from the middle steps of UCB theater. Onto the stage. Hit my head on the Rafter. She's just Christ another theater closes. Well, Erin, thank you so much you're coming and talking on this we whether we talked about women or not enough you being a woman is that just by being here. Fucking white friends onto scream about action movies. Thank you. Oh, my white straight male. This bullshit. Even though I did talk mostly about jerking off. Opportunity creep. I'll talk to anyone about time. I can talk about I'm allowed to finally. Please tell me more about masturbating. I'm just glad we're done because I'm starving and horny. I gotta go food. I'm gonna crank he'd polka. Aaron what's what's the name of the wild horses? Pockets, the perspective perspective, it's you know, we've got some old Stitcher, but we've got one that should be coming shortcoming in the near future. So checkouts this episode might be coming out in a month or so Stitcher premium use promo code while the horses or TV. I even have on at this point, try it just type in whatever you want anything. You guys are so fucking funny. They. I've performed with all of you individually and seen you guys perform altogether. I think you guys are fucking hysterically loved having you on that was so I had a blast. Well, whitehead. Oh, and are you are you at all on active on Twitter? I am girl at the tail at grow with the tail so follow her on social media. And also don't tweet this at Aaron. But tweeted me if you're a dude who jerked off with your group of friends in junior high and high school. Don't leave Erin out of that conversation. It's twenty nine thousand guys. Anyway, then that's fine. Just not about this podcast. I'm at Gabor's on all social media at girl with tail check it out. Thank you guys. For listening by heads. That was a hit them podcast.

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"Morning it is time to get off the fantastic fight to the finish phoenix. If you didn't stay up late you need to see how this one ended. Ben rogers most role liable teammate stands by his. Qb we'll explain what really happened yesterday in green bay and then how this was hideous dropped the pants and almost dropped the gloves in baseball. We'll show you why these guys were so angry as we get up with you. Starting right now lighter. You've chosen to get up with us on a wednesday. I'm greenie in new york. We're jam packed. Football squad is ready to go. But if you missed the way last night finished in phoenix. We need to begin their game to western conference. Final game of the night devon booker against the clippers finished picking up forty seconds in the game son up by one. Paul george in transition playoff thanking strong clippers. A one point lead half ago neck. Son's possession booker didn't have a huge offensive night but it does not this one down to his twenty shot needed stitches after colliding pat beverley earlier in the game next clippers possession down by one. It's george working on jae crowder. He's got to go paul. George had twenty-six clippers back in front on the other end booker's going to have it knocked away by beverly. Paul goes out of bounds called phoenix ball. But the reps would take another look which was something. We said a lot of times last night clippers get the ball sons would foul jordan one point game. He missed the first when he misses the second. He misses full shot. So it's still a one point game sons with a chance to win eight seconds to go ridges in the corner. It's knocked out of bounds. It's all parents man. So the sons get one more chance point nine remaining we call it jae. Crowder throws the past. The screen is set. And all my goodness he didn't deondraye aden the slam dunk as time expires among the most incredible finishes in the history of any nba playoff game sons. Get all the way back. They win it. What four one zero three. They've got to nothing lead in the west conference on s definitely jays winter on pass a seven forty on the net. No coach drop a great play where you know. I was in the best position. Your my teammates. Trust me and my country and you know great Folks great screen at freed me up into feeding over the ball and the rest is off atlanticism to describe it. We got pj and timmy. Luckily whether it's here pj. You're a coach. I i want to start with the offensive piece of it. Take us through a take us through what made that place so spectacular well. Three guys involved executed perfectly Jay crowder Dan eytan was right. Jay crowded to the toughest part. There's no question about that but if you watch. The screen devon booker had to do what he did. Or you're not gonna get him hoping he sets a real solid screen right there. Touch illegal may be. But you're not gonna get that call at the end of the game now. Crowder's got delivered looking. How closely is to the backboard. And then deondraye throws up and he does do the easy part but the pass was perfect. legs made a great point last night. Demarcus cousins didn't contest that lob to the rim I think what happened. Was he got in late. Sometimes that happens you put your team back out. And all of a sudden one of the assistants yells out. Hey let's put a big guy on the ball. And i think that's what happened. Demarcus came running late and his angle. His back is kinda to have court his back needed to be toward the middle of the court kind of toward the foul line. If you will and then it would have made the past a little more difficult way. That pass was wrong. What you've stopped it. No but he wouldn't have given j. crowded a clean look he had it that rim. You'll love the execution. You love monty with the guts to do that. Don't forget point nine seconds. They could've brought us a shooter around to knock down a jump. Shots wasn't didn't have to be allowed. Necessarily you. were correct by the way. Hembo when i went back and looked at it to marcus. Cousins literally pulled off the sweats and ran out just for that place. They put him in the game in that spot. Meanwhile tim legler. That's the beginning of where. I wanted to go with you for every action. There's an equal opposite reaction. It's a great play by the sons but how about the way it was defended. Yeah look it starts. Obviously marcus cousins and in that situation and you learn this really at a very young age you think about any time. There's a baseline out of bounce play. And i've been in that situation many times in my life where you're guarding the ball. And you're just taught make sure that ball could not be directly thrown into the river into the paint it has to be funneled out to the corner or to the three point line and yes. Pj's right there's enough time to catch and shoot that but obviously your percentages go significantly down if you're talking about twenty five footer. In that situation as opposed to anything at the rim and damarcus just gave him a clear sight line right where he needed to throw the best thing. I wanted to point out. Think about how a game of inches. The shot by bridges that. Settle all this up. If that ball doesn't hit the rim and literally care them directly sharply in that direction where it's deflect that about six point nine. This game's over that ball hits the rim. It goes up in the air at all. there's not any time left no matter who gets to remount. So that's unfortunate for the clippers. Bad luck there and left them point nine and then they just didn't execute and couldn't bump on that either because he's guarding booker. And he's terrified of booker popping out for the shot so it was zoo doing the best he can. And the last element of this. He actually did pretty good job. It's just the audrey agents. Elevator goes to one more floor. That zoo boxes. That's what it comes down to because he's right there but eight and it's just a little longer a little bit. Were athletic and obviously zoo. Got that book from booker. That prevented him from really being able to gather to go up. All right so jay. The phoenix suns have now won nine straight games and one these two without chris paul who they do expect to get back for game three. Are they now in your mind. The team to beat for the championship whether the team to beat in the west that team to be for the championship. I still like milwaukee coming out of the east. They're playing unbelievably well. I can't imagine lou after the game. I should've started his postgame to his guys with guys. Can't we split. Get his split. And he's the first to one of these times just to make it a little easier Devon booker is playing out of his mind. Patrick beverley did a great job. If you'd told me they would know You know slow down devon booker as much as they did. You would think it would have been a great opportunity for the clippers but he stepped up big when it mattered. A lot of people didn't realize that you know everybody's screaming offensive interference. That's a pass from out of bounds. So it's a different set of rules like you can catch it and throw it down. A lot of people were all chirpin. Like he can't do that. You can grab it. it's a pass. it's different situation than a shot. It's an important point to make a legs. Let me come back to you. Then on the other side of this the clippers to pj point they were down to zip in each of their previous series and they managed to come back to win. They're going to have to do what we think without kawhi leonard although he has not been ruled out completely can they do it again. Here against this red hot phoenix team. Not only the red hot there obviously getting leader back so they haven't even been a complete team and it got to wins in the series. And now you get the brains of the operation back on the floor of the guy that can manage the game the guy that can score and take over a game if that's what the situation requires as well so this is a different team right now. Not only the hot. They're competent i. This is one of the teams that i've seen in longtime at the best role definition. Everybody on this team knows exactly what they're on the floor to do they accept that. They seem like they've got great. Chemistry there credibly confident in their connected to their head coach and most importantly they've got two different guys that they have faith in to take over a game in any situation. So i just think this whole is a little bit different than the to a two holes. They were facing in the first two rounds. I don't see how they're wedded four out of five against this team the way they're playing right now not without kawhi for sure. Yeah and we'll see again. He has not been ruled out yet for game. Three or for any of the future games of the series. But i don't think there's a lot of optimism that he's coming back. We'll have to wait and see. Both of you. Guys are definitely coming back as this morning. Continue so sit tight. Thank you fellas. But we've got to get to the next big story of the day and it involves that man again because we ever development on the standoff between aaron rodgers and the packers this week one of rodgers closest teammates davante adams spoke to fox news about roger's absence and how the team is handling it and here is what he said he said. I'll be there speaking of training camp. And i'll be ready to rock. Hopefully we'll be there as well and if he's not we're going to get going like i said in the press. Recently i back him and support him. Whatever he does is just kind of how we get down. We've always had each other's back. Since i got here like i said brang that he comes back but if not i'll be there and i'll be working the winning idea that these guys we're gonna hold out of training camps away. Many of the missed. The mandatory minicamp goes by the wayside. And so dan. Graziano ryan clark and mike tannenbaum. Get up with us here early this morning. Danny grabs you. Were telling me this morning. That that comment from devante is sort of a microcosm of the way the entire situation is it is and those guys didn't mr mandatory minicamp. They missed voluntary. Oh so ever. Since it's been mandatory davante adams other receivers have in fact shown up and i think when they didn't show up for ota's there was a sense of like all. Look they're gonna force the packers hand. They're gonna give aaron what he wants. Whether that's a new deal whether that's a trade. And i think at this point you're listening to davante adams articulate the position that the organization is articulated all along not gonna trade him if he wants to show up we'd love to have him back and he doesn't wanna show up. We've still got get ready for the season. These games are going to happen whether we have aaron rodgers. Not we can't just shut things down for twenty twenty one because he doesn't show up so i think that's the packers state of mind. That's still like haven't him back. They still plan to do some reaching out and trying to figure out how to fix the situation but if he doesn't come back that's his decision and they've got to get ready for the season regardless so ryan clark and haven't had the chance to talk to you in a while. It does start to feel like this. Momentum is building up on the other side from rogers here the packers. They clearly don't have to do anything the other players are going to show up. They're going to try and put together season up to him whether he's willing to just continue this game of chicken you normally. What do you think you'll do. I believe that he will But i also believe that none of us can actually predict what aaron rodgers is going to do. Because this is so personal. It's almost so petty. It's it's all about his feelings. And i think that's what davante adams is feeling. If you listen to davante adams you know what he is. He's in the fifth step of grief. And that's except it's he's just. This may be an aaron rodgers list type year. This may be a year. Why to go out do it with jordan. Love who the second year quarterback who's mostly the reason why aaron rodgers won't be here but i think that the green bay packers understand this now davante adams understand this and this is very on par with what they said during the minicamp that they want him back but they understand you gotta make his own decisions. That's exactly i agree with you. See i don't think he does come back in so mike you were telling me that if you were running the packers that you would have heard davante adams comment and they would have made you concerned why yeah to use. Rc's where there's a lot of grief going on because it's an honest. Sober look into what the twenty twenty one season could be which is a minimum six game differential from an rogers to anybody else. That's playing quarterback. If i'm matt leflore and my best players are actually talking about playing without and rogers it becomes that much more real if on the pather or i think there's only one thing that everyone can agree upon no one wins if a guy who was the mvp. The league was the best player in the sport. last year. doesn't play the following season. But if ryan is right and i think he is. I believe that is the direction this thing is heading. We will see. We'll take a quick break here. We're jam packed this warning busy days. We've had in a while coming up there. A new tom brady or are we just seeing a side of the goat. That didn't come out. In new england we will get to that and we will of course get back to the valley what went wrong on the final play for the clips. Can they dig out of another to nothing whole for answering all your questions as we get up with you on. Espn do own or rent your home share you and i bet it can be hard work. You know it's easy. 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The most of any in league history much much more on that fantastic finish as we continue. Meanwhile on planet earth is brought to you by a whole foods market. Tom brady some trash-talk ahead of his golf match. The phil mickelson against rogers and price into shambo. Listen bryson street. Aaron wants you phil b es all day and used to see in this. Let's go tom brady. And you put that together with his comments. We talked about yesterday from. Hbo's the shop in which he was talking about being a free agent and he said one of the teams. They weren't interested at the very end. And i was thinking. You're sticking with that person i never know how to clean that word but one way or another. Let me bring it out to the group. Here and ryan clark. I will start with you. That's a guy. You competed against for a very long time. It's not a guy. Most of the rest of us know from predator on francis and other appearances here. What do you think of all this talk from tom. Brady this is not the guy that that that i knew is not the dude. I played see. That dude played in new england for some reason he just wanted to keep believing even after a third championship fourth championship a fifth championship. That he was this underrated. Six round draft pick. Nobody cared for but see once he got it from under that new england and he can actually talk actually himself. He's acting how he supposed to act. He's acting like a dude with several rings. Should be like a dude that's married to giselle. Should be like a dude. I guess to do whatever the hell that he wants. This isn't tom. Brady said this is what he is. Tom brady ceuta walk around with all is rings. I wanna see where gold chains and walk around sipping on. Tv twelve protein in saker. That's the type of dude. Tom brady has earned the right of the beep and i'm glad he's not in new england. I'm glad is not on to cincinnati. And it's like yeah. I'm going to talk my ish. Because i earn this in the meantime you're making the point in our meeting this morning as everybody was everyone's dying to know who he was talking about when he said you're going to stick with that guy right at me and everyone is playing that game. Yeah i'm going back to last march like which teams seem like they're going to be interesting at the end. The only two teams that were serious were tampa bay and the chargers. They both made offers similar. If not identical offers and brady pick tampa bay's but you know. Look san francisco was was poking around on it. That's his hometown team. And we know. He has a history with the starting quarterback there in terms of at least being competitive with him Tennessee was a team. That was that was brought up. I think the raiders were involved on some level so yeah we can have all kinds of speculation about who he's talking about but there's no doubt that. Rc's point is correct. Tom brady is feeling himself in a way that i think any of us would want to to be if we were in his position. I mean if we were in one. If lula's position i my chat about. What do you think. I agree with dan. To a certain extent that surly the charges were interested. But i think he was certainly referring to jimmy garoppolo because it was well known that besides the chargers and obviously the buccaneers the forty niners took a long look at things. And when you think about. Tom brady he have gone home to a really good. That just been the super bowl. If i'm him i go there. I can win a championship. Retire forty nine. And a team. I analyze garoppolo was drafted in the second england. He's kind of been a thorn in tom side. So i think if i had a guest to me that's referring to okay we will see the beauty of it may be the single best part of it is that i think are c- he cast doubt in the minds of like half the quarterbacks in the nfl. I think that absolutely have hey. There are some news in at his house and when he started that spotlight or that highlight from the so he was like was he talking about me. He's as he exits homeboy global to see of. Tom brady was ever going to come here because he might be talking about me. I agree completely. I think that was calculated to. He doesn't get anything wrong all right. So meantime we have all this going on. And then the insanity of last night that we had in major league baseball. Let me take you to that here. If we can as what we have here we go. We got the game last night between the nationals and the phillies we got max scherzer making his first start since june eleventh and didn't miss a beat in the first inning. He strikes out change rail muto he would strike out the size of this before heading to the dugout. The wires adam down these checks for foreign substances you can see. He doesn't like it that much choice in the matter. Meanwhile bottom of the third. There's got bryce harper strikes out as he's heading to the dugout they check them against you can see is heating up a little bit. He's one who's motor tends to run hot anyway now. Bottom of the fourth after he strikes out alec. Boehm joe girardi decides. He's gonna ask me on pires to check shirt cer- again out. They go to the mound and now is furious. He we go. The hat is on the ground. The belt is unbuckled. you can see. He's yelling. i got nothing. I got nothing and as the search continues davey martinez from the mound is yelling joe girardi. Who's yelling back. The umpires are checking. Scherzer's hair candidly. The whole thing is just ridiculous. After the search choosers like my hair sweat fifth inning. Now still at the new. He strikes out mood to win. The he's walking off is staring down. Joe girardi and joe girardi is habits. None of it. He's out of the doug. He's yelling at max scherzer. He wants a piece of sherzer. Girardi gets ejected from the game from the dugout choosers loving it. He's holding this happens clubs. Churches are in the nationals. Win it a score of three to the entire thing was something of an eyesore was joe jordan after the game. I've seen mass along time since two thousand and ten. Obviously he's going to be a hall of famer But i've never seen him wipe his head like he was doing tonight ever Going like this right so it was suspicious for me. He did it about four or five times. I didn't mean to offend anyone. I just got to do. What's right for our club that happened and then this happened last night too as pitcher. Sergio romo dealing with substance. Check here we go. He doesn't like it. You take off the belt. He's lowering the fans. This whole is just become completely unseemly in the majors by the way romo when the as texas thirteen to six. So that was that being while back to this coming up. Got physical last night for devon booker in the sons but phoenix rose. When it mattered most are we seeing the future of the nba. Right now get up on. Hey this bomani jones. What's your favorite podcast. Let me tell ya that'll be number two after you listen to mind three times a week. I'm going to challenge you to keep up with me. As i discuss topics from the latest in technology and music and people getting dunked also you get the very best analysis of the game and we watched it with psychopathic level of store for connect plus. We have got a community of guests that you feel like your closest friends in no time. Listen to subscribe to the right time. Bomani jones podcast. Wherever you get your pop yes for one together. I heard crowded. Trump's scene workers going to go back to the locker room drills paul george bush on the chance to win it the if he throws it you gotta like to look those songs win game two. They made a great best. We are just finished with. That is extraordinarily finishes in any nba playoff game ever and so pj for everybody just joining us here. Let's walk through it. All the things that had to go right for phoenix. All the things that had to go wrong for the clippers for that to end the way it did well. The execution was perfect. Greeny and it starts with the devon booker screen. Because you can't always say let's just switch but you're really worried that booker is gonna pop out. Great screen right. There by booker had illegal. But he's got zoo butts right there now. The past jae crowder made a pass. There was absolutely perfect and easy part really was deondraye eight and all he had to do jump up and stuff it through and again accent. It's a pass. it's not a shot so there's no such thing as goaltending on play he can jump up and get it. The fact that booker was the screener made it really hard. Knick petunia couldn't switch out re couldn't lean the other way because if booker pops out he's got an open jump shot and it's only a one point game point nine seconds that's enough time to shoot it but give money williams a ton of credit for the people he put in play the execution by jae crowder demarcus cousins could've done a better job he should have been leaning more inside. You have to take away that fast into the paint. There's no way you should allow fast toward that black part of the floor. The pass has got to come in toward the corner toward half court. But it's easy to second guess demarcus got thrown in right at the last minute. I mean that's a common occurrence. One of the assistant coaches. Probably you know yelled blue haven. Put a big on the ball. He turns he puts boogie and they probably didn't have enough time to go over with demarcus cousins. You needed to do. You would hope he would know that's happened before i'm sure he's got it. Inbounder before and you number one rule is don't allow a pass into the paint. Yes and the one thing that they weren't lacking for at the end of that game was time to talk over. How would they wanted to play. But that's a different topic so pg let me ask you this because you coached a million games. We just heard what monty williams the winning coach said in the huddle what does it. What does the coach on the defensive side saying there. What are you telling your players. As they're going out to defend that in the final point nine you probably switch and everything because you wanna make sure you wanna come together shoulder to shoulder. if you're a defender you have to let them know. Hey point nine guys is enough time to catch it and shoot it. It's not you know point three deal. It's point nine seconds. So you switch you telling your inbounder. Don't allow a pass into the lane. You see four naacp attune didn't know what to do. He knew it was a good screen and was probably opened. But the last. I in the world that he wanted to leave is devon booker. So he's kinda caught between a rock and a hard place in your love to go shoulder to shoulder and switch that when it's a big small it's the toughest thing to switch. That's why monty had the big and small involved in a screen devon booker and be andrei eight and speaking of the big in the small and that that is becoming a really good one two punch for a phoenix team. That is now two wins away from the nba finals. And there's been so much attention paid book and so for how well he is played. But i know that you are keeping a close eye on the andre eight and we may be seeing a star born there as well. He's playing so much better than he did. Regular season and its versatility draining. That makes him so hard. This guy six eleven fifty looking to put the ball on the floor and beach on the dribble right. There is a big man we know can run the four and we know he can catch it and donkey but again. All big guys can't do that right there. Kenny rebound yes. He can rebound he averages over ten a game he averaged a double-double double regular season and playoffs is shot blocker. Yes he is the averages over one a game so he plays on both ends of the floor. Here's what he can do. A lot of people don't realize he can shoot the ball. He shoot sixty three percent. He's not going to be twenty three years old until next month greenie. He was very good. He's taking it to another level right now. He's reaching his potential. He was a one and done in arizona so it feels like he's been around a while but he's still only twenty two years old and again he's two wins away from the nba finals. Pj we'll check back with you as we continue here. Thank you so much my friend. Let me run the floor here. Here's more good news for the suns organization. They are optimistic. That chris paul could return for game three. Which is tomorrow night. He's missed the first. Two games of the series in the league's headquarters safety protocols but again there is an expectation that he will be back for game three tonight. Meanwhile is game one in the east milwaukee between trae young and the hawks and honest and the box milwaukee the only team remaining that has been unbeaten at home during the playoffs. So we'll see if they're able to continue that and then continuing what was a busy night in the nba. Last night it was the draft lottery except detroit pistons got the first overall. Pick two future hall of famer ben. Wallace was representing detroit last night and he was good lock. Paid cunningham is projected to the pistons with the first pick and according to cunningham will only meet with the pistons and nobody else and as for the rest of the top five. Here's what it looks like. According to our own jonathan gha vanni after cage. You've got jaylen green going to houston. He was atop college prospect before opting to play in the g. League other notable include last year's freshman phenom from gonzaga jalen suggs slated to go to toronto. Meanwhile back to the nfl conversation. We go in the nfc east well-made just were not good last year the division had a collective winning percentage of three sixty seven worst nfc east history fourth-worst by any division in the super bowl era washington one at at seven nine which was tied for the worst record by any division winner. In the super bowl era they lost by eight and the wild card round to the eventual champion tampa bay buccaneers. As far as who's gonna win the division this year. Caesar's william hill has dallas installed as the favorite the assumption. That dak prescott will be ready by week one washington as the second shortest odds and so as we put our football crew together here. We asked for burning questions from the nfc east from each of you. And mike t. I will start with you. What is the big thing. You're looking to find out from the nfc east this year philadelphia. Having jalen hurts in all probability greenie philadelphia's now number one picks in next year's draft. We don't know what we have in jalen hurts yet. He only through seventy seven passes a year. Ago is a frontline starter. Is he a franchise player will they forget about carson. Wentz this season. They need to know what they have in. Jalen hurts it literally. Step the trajectory of the philadelphia eagles for the next ten years and more poorly. What do they do in next year's first round that's exactly right because they have all those first round picks and the quarterback carousel. Maybe they wind up using some of those to acquire someone. If they're not happy with what they see grazziano. You cover the nfc east forest for years. What you're burning question. Did the cowboys do enough to fix that defense. You mentioned they're listed as the odds on favourite dak prescott coming back. The offense could be good. The events was not just bad. It was atrocious flash here to the point where they used eight of their eleven draft picks on that side of the ball brought in a couple of free agent safety changed. Defensive coordinator bringing in former falcons coach former. Ceo of coordinator. Dan quinn really if they can. Just get that defense to be middle of the pack. This should be a competitive team. Given how good we expect their offense to be but major questions on that side of the ball so we see nature improvement okay fair enough and then finally are see. I'm coming to you to division. You know well you played in washington. There he played for the giants As you're burning question about the nfc east or the washington or was the watch. Football team a ryan fitzpatrick away from being a contender was the team. We watch play last year. That lost the tampa bay verse. Rome was that the phoenix suns in the bubble can fits magic. Be there chris paul. That's what we really need to find out. We know this is really good on defense. Greg defensively you go out and you add some pieces to the outside and free agency. Can't fitzpatrick do some of the things he did. Last year in miami and bring some of that magic to wasn't get them to the playoffs and make them look. I'm with you and look you've made the line. I'm using your line here on this show. You said no one has ever said we are ryan fitzpatrick away winning the super bowl. But we're gonna nobody's ever said no we're going to stay a decade and a half but he has played better than most people realize the last few years washington has clearly the team to beat in that division whose the team to beat in the euros. We're continuing to get the answers to those questions. And we'll find out today the action on espn and espn two. You've got spain on. Espn and i play. Sweden against poland on espn two our pre-match coverage starts eleven thirty eastern both matches also available on the espn app one after one tap. Meanwhile coming up to major stories this week that could change college football for ever watch happening. How soon will it impact. Your teeth will answer those questions. Acsc we are back on. Get up with your wakeup call. How about this finish last night. Loose nine tents romania crowder will inbound cousins waving his arms proud to looking those sons win gain to call from mike breen. We'll have much more on that as we go but there was big news here to an update now on the college football playoff potentially expanding to twelve teams yesterday to see people were authorized a summer review phase which will determine the feasibility of expanded field. And how best to implement such an expansion. That is a lot of syllables in those words. And so let's get the explanation from the one who covers it more closely than anyone had. Their dench joins us here. Have the you were there in dallas for this yesterday. What do the fans need to know. Well they need to know that first of all everyone like this. The twelve the eleven presidents and chancellors. Who were there they. None of them had any serious concerns with it. That's very important. So the next step is for the commissioners to turn around and talk to the bowl executives specifically the rose are in sugar there are a lot of contracts involved there. The crux of this conversation along with espn tv executives. And then they're going to report back on september twenty eighth. they also want to talk to the student athletes. How do they feel about playing another game or two during a time when there are a lot of exams so now when the nitty gritty gets done okay and so to be clear it sounds to me or at least the sense. I'm getting from following this. As though it is moving in that direction it is more a question of when than a matter of if that. is that an accurate way to look at it. I think that's a fair statement now. Everyone in that room is cautioning. This might not happen before the end of the twelve year agreement. And that goes back to the contracts. That i just talked about i asked. Sec commissioner greg sankey yesterday if he thinks it could happen and he said that i would temper my expectations. We have an opportunity here to do some more digging. Never say never. Obviously but they're they're splitting the room. There are people who think it can be done west. Virginia president gordon gi walked out and said hey if we can figure this thing out. Let's get it going but there are others who aren't so sure that this can all be unwound. There were attorneys in the room yesterday because there are a lot of legal issues to work around here with those contracts remind everybody. When does the current contract expire twenty twenty five th through the twenty twenty five seasons. So we're going into the eighth football season of the twelve year contract. They'll we're still a long way away from that so it may be that far off. We expanded twelve teams. How they will bring you back for more on this a little bit later and on this because this to me was the really big story of the week. Court unanimously deciding. The ncwa cannot enforce rules limiting education related benefits that colleges offered a student athletes that ruling which came down monday. We'll help determine whether schools decide to offer athletes tens of thousands of dollars in those benefits and it has been described by many who follow this closely as a potential first step towards a pay for play situation in collegiate sports. And so i wanted to bring ryan clark in j carlesimo in on this as well because both of you have connections to this. Are you played obviously lsu with the highest level and you are. The father of a player was playing division. One college football right now so as you saw this decision get made our. I wanted to hear your reaction. Yeah i mean obviously was shocking. I mean he think about the last time. The supreme court has weighed in on anything. Ncwa was the eighties so for them to come out and say okay. Listen what you're doing. It's flatly wrong if you listen to. What those cavenaugh sanity said in any other industry almost any other industry in america. This'll be flat out illegal. And i think that's what many people have been saying as college have learned and found a way to make more more money at the. Ncwa has found a way to make more and more money off of the young men off the young student athletes and not find ways to pay them or not find ways to make sure they have exactly exactly absolutely everything that they need. So i felt like this was wards. It i felt like this was a good decision and now the nc double a.'s faced with a problem faced with an opportunity to make a decision to say. You know what we can do the right thing by these players so no one else has the way in or we could try to continue to have this archaic model that allows us to benefit by only paying very little money so i look forward to seeing what the decision is going forward but i think this benefits the players and could benefit the nc delayed if they handle things correctly okay. It doesn't seem they've been inclined to go in that direction before. But maybe this will give them no other option and pj. I wanted to get your perspective. I feel like. I need to make sure the audience knows you coached in college a really long time. You had seton hall in the national championship game once upon a time. So you know the ins and outs of this as well as anybody. What impact do you think it would have on college basketball. Let's say if this thing continues to go in the direction it feels like it is. I don't think it's going to have the huge impact necessarily on college basketball college. Basketball's what makes all the money for the schools The football playoffs are a little bit different. The way that operates. Heather could speak to that more The ncwa sometimes gets a bad rap greenie because the nc double a. is the schools. The schools are the ones that get that money and thousands upon thousands of athletes. And all these other sports get the full scholarship for twenty three years and when we offered somebody a scholarship it was worth north of two hundred thousand dollars so nobody talks about that benefit anymore. You're getting a college degree. The chance to go for four or five years for free. And i al is going to address some of these. Inequities that ryan's talking about name. Image and likeness. They're gonna start letting some of the players particularly in football or in college basketball Find ways to give them more money but the more you give and more you expand that there's not going to be enough money to go around so it's a little bit more complicated than judge. Kavanagh's making it sound joined. Jump back in on that. No i totally understand what appears as thing and obviously. He was involved in college basketball a lot. Longer than i played football longer than jordan. It's been in school and thanked those inequities that he mentioned. We'll be we'll be addressing. The nfl with those are going to be for certain players. I think they're looking for a way to have a more versa. Way of helping these kids of giving these kids more allowing them to benefit more from being student athletes and being the ones who are making money for the schools. Listen i know. Pj basketball's a huge thing. But i played at tiger stadium. I live in baton rouge. I know on saturday night. I could see the lights from our house. And it's a ton of money being made out there and also know that some of these players s sometimes don't have things to eat need home cook meals. And i'm also doing that as well so i think that as things move low at the nc double a. Does decide to do the right thing. That doesn't get ugly and so had the. Let me come back to you. Because as you were there in dallas with all of these significant decision-makers in college football who were there to talk about the previous issue which is the expansion. I'm sure there was also a lot of conversation about the supreme court decision. What did you hear from them. They're a lot. You're right and i got to talk to you. Notre dame athletic director jackson. Rick who has the lawyers mind and asked him what he thought about it and he said that he's never seen amateurism as the defense and he said basically that we had that language coming to us. He was talking about kavanagh's opinion and he said look. You don't not pay your babysitter. There's no incentive for that so he was fully supportive of the way it came down. And i talked to greg sankey about it at length and he said that they've gotta find a national way to do it but the problem is it's a state by state thing right now. It's really. it's tough for everyone to get their arms around but they got to do it quickly so as we said about the previous issue as well. This is headed in a direction. It's just a question of how long it's gonna take to get there and it may be a very long time. I leave that for the moment but we will have more on it as we continue. In the meantime let me run the bases who are very busy and sticky night in the majors more sticky situations. We showed you earlier. Joe girardi calling for max scherzer to be checked for substances leading to all kinds of drama between the two girardi got thrown out as pitcher. Sergio romo literally dropped his pants. The show the umpires. He wasn't hiding anything so this is where that has gone in baseball. Meanwhile this is more bad news for fans of the mets pitching core taking a hit. Marcus stroman exiting the game in the second inning. Last night with a sore left hip. The mets would lose three nothing. The braves stroman will undergo further testing. And then the tampa bay rays they bring up wander franco considered to be the best prospect in the bigs and he made his major league debut in style. Here three run homer and added a double. The raise would lose to the red sox. Nine five and eleven. They've been losing a lot of games with that kid. Looks like he's going to be special. Meanwhile tonight on espn app. We have another college world series major league baseball doubleheader for you it starts in omaha seven eastern elimination game between stanford and vandy into petco park for the series finale between mookie betts and the dodgers and fernando touchy junior and the padre all that action coming your way tonight on. Espn as we continue next back to the drama in the desert the sun's deliver outflow for down to zip are the clippers white. Were they wanna be. We'll answer that question. And this adrian wards housekeeping check out my podcast pot with insight and analysis on the top stories in the nba adrian origin ascii are insider extraordinary reaction to the breaking news. This is the latest rajaram an in depth conversations with some of the biggest names in the league. Thanks mortgage do again. I'm good thanks for having me. Guess yes thank you always appreciate. You have to subscribe to the wash off wherever you listen to podcasts.

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Service. Guys I've been powering through this to talk about this fucking movie. This is objectively probably the worst. Talking about. This is the most necessary movie ever made. Just seems like they were like whatever. I feel like five people that were supposed to watch or read something didn't. You know what? I mean legs on five. Whatever just someone else's? Field up set. Neglected upward or something it's written as a comedy that they're like mallets to it for real. It genuine and five times funnier right so I like. When I was a kid and I I saw this movie. I didn't love it because I was like this movie is Corny, and now I like then I remember watching it again really liking it again and then watching this. For. The third to eighth time whatever I'm I'm like I was like, wow, this is fucking weird. This is crazy occupied about was how much money must have cost to make. It wasn't cheap. This is like this was so van Damme had like a universal deal with university. In. This is the height. Like three or I don't remember three or five movie deal with universal for millions of dollars, and this was like the last of that and if you look at his career after this, it tapered off this is his bomb. Big Bomb, this was the one where they were like, oh, he can't just make everything goal. This is also a game like. Shit. Oh. Yeah he's really slide. It's such like a level guy in this but like. Like who vandamme wasn't his real life at this point. The mess lowest. Watching him promote this movie on Conan. This was like ninety five right and he was talking about like now I do. A Picture and he was talking about all the movies in his career will be pictures until Sunday. Now, this is his first a picture and I remember being sight to see it I like hockey. But. It gets everything Kinda wrong. It's I. Love it because every little bit. Like it seems like it was someone wrote the script in a different language, put it through some the translation was printed also. Peak complicated bad guys stories so Plan Slash. Justification that it's the vice president. Almost there. Everyday. Like I'm one of five people that is a hockey fan like that's it and this was shot during the height hockey strike during this, right? So it does. Not that popular sport. And I will. It does help at its NHL that they use the real team. That's what made it feel expensive like all the. Stadium stuff and like big crowd scenes and that all made it feel expensive. But at the same time, it felt like someone read a paragraph about what hockey was. Before. Anyone's allowed to just walk into the locker. Everyone's just hanging out Lake Union. It's also I. Feel like van. Wanted to show like I don't just do martial arts so important that. Physique and then I'm not doing martial arts. Kick. They don't explain they don't give them any la fighting. I want to say about that fridge semi pro hockey. But you know he's like this is might die are and this is my die hard movie. I make. You squirted her. Dr Didn't. CARE. Do you a her. Is John. Deere Dara's mix something. He's got like a fucking Hybrid Darren mccord. Try talking movie. This is a movie. It's a movie about a man who is the worst employee worst father with the biggest fricks. Are All dimension like going with your family being an actual fire Marshall. With your family and they will. They sit on the Marshall so much. The MOM was right. The kids should have just stayed with. WHO's? Like you dad's got an important job. He's kids sputtering help him out. All right. Let's. Let's remember the shoe in as many pollens for the announcers that are sort of. About what's happening is the game of the podcast. Let's drop the puck and activate staying bought for Fuck Sake. Three good clean hockey match I. Don't know the rest of. Our. Face on. All right. L.. Up Down left right left right a B select start. took. By Your Command Two thousand ten Stang or Bod. Year thousand. Nine. Staying or back. This movie starts with the Cold Open. Is Him blowing it as a firefighter? Fall, courtesy. Die. Chris. Her mother's her yeah, he's. How does he die because he rescued a doll in the first place to look on her face is terror director is. Peter Hi he's an ex DP also shot this movie and so there's like so many overcomplicated shots. This. Opening shot of them like wandering through the House on fire. It was after watching, I, just watch disaster artists like last week in a felt hard listening to his accent in some of these scenes. Hard not to think Tommy for some reason, it's weird to see like a foreign firefighter to. Local townie American job you can have. Juice to your local firemen here fires. The boys from the neighborhood. Job. How you say legend, my father was a firefighter. On, went to grade school together. We all grew up together in bed stuy. Brooklyn. That's why we don't talk like this the boys. Jesus a voice from Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. Snore the. Fires. Another Fiji. Mona I mean I mean friend You know all the friends from the neighborhood. Hamburgers for Amberg. With her own. Factory closed down have to be firefight that are now let's just It's Berg. What's the? Is this the best movie set in Pittsburgh? From. Pittsburgh, do you fucking love this movie is talk about Pittsburgh looks great shot like a lot of movies? Yes. Since it's The rise of the dark. Knight rises. Movies. Chicago he's Philly sorry Dark Nile Chicago. Dark Knight rises expert. Any gloomy town last dance. This is all the right moves started getting cleaned up too because it at such a horrible reputation as being like a sooty dirty ass city until like this movie came out this kind of a huge. Was I. Remember after my Dad's. So this movie theater is like we're going to Pittsburgh on vacation. Let's. Did Not realize how poor we were. Philemon? Unofficial ambassador travel for Pittsburgh. Nice score lots of coke in Pittsburgh well, filming this movie. So this fucking girls dead and like we get a nice, you know why we don't know why. But then we cut to two years later game day four hours till face off the keep letting us know how the shot up the arena and like the time the only thing they don't tell you how come the third period is sixty one minutes long. They show him like sprint change out of the goalie, all that huge fight, and then they cut back to the game and it's a minute and thirty. Yeah they they. They try to I feel like the ticking clock starts to add a nice component towards the end but. Don't need it this early on all the exterior shots of like them letting me know. Like. Were they padding. This movie I'll were they just trying to add more to needed that didn't need the four hour countdown. Always. Forget where it was taking place and I was like the stadium. That's right. I forgot where we were. Hallmark he's the head of the secret service getting like this security truck setup outside the arena because. Everybody's annoyed that they have to go through this lengthy security check you might recognize him from. Full Metal Jacket he's the guy with fuck in big Alabama black snake. Too Yeah. Yeah. No books who got. Yeah. Yeah. Well, fuck black guys 'cause there too. and. He he's been in a Lotta Shit. Yeah. Got A great voice. Yeah. Great Look. It looks fucking terrifying in a weird land doing a lot in this though. He's doing he's he doesn't have march. Fill in a lot. It doesn't the king who's fucking out of a molehill. This movie is powers boothe. Just. Like sure. I'll get paid. He is try he's the only one bringing what looks like energy to the film in any capacity I mean he seems like he knows what he got himself into and it's just. Like all his fucking Domas Lana. Bat. TJ Miller experience. We. All know the mayor's wife is the most annoying. We get the shit out of like, okay. It's game seven of the world, the Stanley Cup finals the vice president's there. So we have to check for security, then we caught to crash into a security car. Car slowed down because there is some construction on the road to rear ended, and then they come out fucking shoot these guys take security ID's then all these guys jumping the construction trucks was all a setup just these guys ideas. There's a lot of things that are insane elaborate setups just do one minor thing that you're like how much planning I feel like there was an easier way to do that. They're just trying to show you all the shit too. They show you every step of the really WanNa make it seem like it's a smart plan what they're doing They've already killed two people zero seconds into the plan. So it's not the best it's not the best. macgyver like setups and shots that really give things focus that you're like, whoa this is going to play wonder what's the popcorn? Ever. Now, there's so much shit like that where you're like, oh, so the stuffed animals are going to be huge. Never. And, then and then we go to him with sketch shows up in his classic, Mustang? Mustang on invited and this is insane. Yes ex wife has a point. She's so right like the kid is like bonding with his Stepdad out front day before his birthday. or I just have some. I. Got these tickets to the game. No, it's okay and immediately backs down. Yeah. That's Beds. Dad. Or Step Dad thing you could do is show up like that's what they would show in a movie where it's like Oh. So you're going to not want to come with me even though I bought us take responsible stable parents seem like the bad guy and. Also I noticed with Van vandamme like he when he's an action. Kicking ass and stuff like it's great. He's got kind of a deliberate way that he moves. It's very vandamme. Seem just like as a guy. Yeah it's we he does weird stuff like what he's like jogging up to his kid like he's like he hunches over something that I've seen this in multiple movies from him. He does like one slight physical tation. Matches for. Like my guy in Lionheart does this. In this scene I've run like this and this scene I moved my arm like watch him jog up to kids in movies weird and he always like low and shit. Like that weird thing we're just like, hey man. fucking run up to the kid. Whatever your Let's do it again I don't know who told you. This would just walk up is tree. Still. Adler. HIP stuff. So. Nice stick. Yeah. Michael God it for me and he's got this fucking annoying Esau. The Sun is the most annoying characters the actor from sleepless in Seattle Yeah. He's the only. Rooted for a child to be killed in a terrorist kid went on now like he restores like classic cars and sells them so like he became a douchebag. Do. Laguna Seca like hundred thousand dollar cars. Rich. Pretty. Cute. yeah. She's comes out where pens cat and they're all psyched to go to the game. The Kinda Shit on the dad's career and Michael Stepdad has to be like your dad's Affair Marshall. It's actually pretty poor job. It's a weird positive thing. We hear about fire for the whole move, but it's weird how the kids are out of the gate like Oh, dead you're working again. That's great. It's like how many times like the data to be like that means for the last two years he was a deadbeat husband, not working deal and try to find a new job. I've been teaching English to roll them food be so fucking different like on edge. Family. Left accidentally killed the kid. Can tweak out now he's fucking loser at the game. You know what's weird is. This. Isn't one that was in heavy rotation for me. Now definitely saw multiple times and like my auto corrected it in my mind that he was a security guard same here at a two. Yeah. Because you're so on him for his job like you know a fire Marshall is not an embarrassing. Yeah and home firemen like powers boothe is like. The best part of the movie is when they. One of the best part is when they look at his record and they're like got a lot of attempts aerobics and. Shoehorn in why this guy? WHO's a fire? Marshal. See in the cold open is a bad vitamin. C. You WANNA find out that. Shit changes, light bulbs, the worst diehard rip off of all time because like the. Math to like make it worth where it's like this guy could be a real pain in the. Ass. Be Right he's GonNa. Notification. Good Mechanical He. Has Killed. Five guys by this point in the movie, but we don't know why no one really knows that it happened either right. Also, he you're supposed to like think that he's doing all this to save his kids. He's never around his children for the sake like the second was like we have your kid here at gunpoint. Well Not GonNa, go get the bombs I'm going to go get my fucking dawn. Leave now. To in the last act, but that doesn't make sense when he jumps on the. Appeal. Third Agnes notes. So. The bad guys are getting their guns and fake ID's together powers boothe like you see him he's wearing a Tux. He sets a timer next to like. A weird like they're in a random black room and it's like they're we finally get one of those cool action movie montages but it's bad guys setting up their shit. We see a quick stint of a six foot two Brunette woman and you have no idea why this giant woman's in there until later and then, and then it's like two hours till face off we go. She's So. Every day we get security. Fleecing, everybody in the kitchen, which is going to play a really use the full fucking buffalo there. Wait hold on before we get to the kitchen I want to talk about once when they're all walking in, we gotta use one and they're all like using their complaints exposition when he's like well, maybe if we didn't have to all us, one interest just because the vice president vice principal vice president is going to be today what and two guys who stole the Come up to show their ideas. The Black Dude I later, right Before the kitchen scene. After like we're the dude show up after Van Damme going in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those are the guys they check in after abandoned. Of course bag is so they have pockmarks on their faces. One Dude puts down they put down their ideas. The White Guy has sunglasses on in his ID picture which would never be allowed and then the guy looks at him he takes his sunglasses off who he is. White Dude looks like he's in A. Tribute band. Shitty. Band you don't know. He as the house band for a failed to late night show. Yeah. He was on the Jon Stewart show or like some shop chase. Some Bob Seger ban that's not silver bullet. Band is that. Am I guess technically trace it back. Seeger was with them at some point but not. So. There this is where you learn that. No one can go through the kitchen elevator without approval from the head chef, the chef chef. Not. Anyone, who has six secret service or any security that's in the kitchen. Good buddies with Van Damme. This arena like amid itself clear abundantly. Why is how did Van Damme become such good friends with him if he hasn't been a fire marshal at the These back then everybody he has total access to the whole fucking place and but he's back to work as of the first scene in the movie. So you're like wondering yeah, it's weird. There seems to be like some context doesn't add up with what whatever back story they've given him or what the kids know about him. Same number one friend is chef here. Now, this is my favorite bad guy. We cut to the old lady gardening and we kind of get a peek of this guy when all the terrorists are gathered like and you kind of see them all and they're all like different versions. He looks like a cross between bugger from revenge of the nerds like John Cusack, he's. Hearing that nobody ever wore. Looks like he's Like trying to audition for the lost boys but it's It's like fucking what eight years to right. Yeah it's like honestly people only dressed like that in movies ten-year-old. Some cost people like Ooh I got the. Dangling. Cross Irina Pink, Tuxedo shirt under a leather biker jacket. What they would call conspicuous. Is only he had the light, the three D. glasses onto. The last step you wouldn't guterman of like the fourth friend in. Eighties. foursomes reports a gun on this old lady and it's like let's just stroll into your house like I'm your favorite nephew. That's all about humanitarian we spend with. Another time we spend with that guy that woman for what they actually needed her for is in the same. Cast her like that's all I. Thought About thought about. Be Shooting that's GONNA. Be like there's no way. This is in the final cut of the movie just cut to the phone call later yes. One hundred percent. It's weird. That's a weird thing where you like to make this movie. Half an hour. Half an hour less. Yeah. They had to pat it what. Like Like worried about offending calling her like grandma or something. Nephew. Little busy seventy, she's. Old Enough to be his grandmother I won't do. I have the notes on the script. Two, things. I wanted to be fig Newton's instead of Oreos and I'm better aunt I. Bet House looked fucking awesome. Looks Great. So. fucking all. Go through my mind now. A great neighbor. Nice piece of property. Out There Mike. Taxes on. The. Basements unconverted second apartment. Forty minutes into hashing out on. Redfin Pittsburgh telling you get this house for four hundred grand mean we know you guys tune in for the hot button fuck top but take a look at this property. It's beautiful. I mean, there's a home guard. Who could do both? So Derek goes in daughter Stan he he's got like a stamp and. For my dogs go crazy here in VALVERDE's there's a lot of stuff to grow. Up. So this where we saw emily, the daughter Stamp Darren's hand earlier. Now she stamped his security guard buddies, hand it. COMES UP. Again. So many small seeds are planted in this movie. So aggressively and the appointed at a little too much that you realize you're like Oh for a very meager pay. No Van Damme is like see some hot blonde chick and is like. Hey could you take Emily Dan? I'm going to show tyler the locker room and he's kind of Tyler fucking rags on. Brick to his sister to anybody WANNA. See some old guy dressed up as a mascot. He's like you see the tall blonde she's the fat old guy. Dot Tall, blonde? You've been staring. Staring at the fat guys. Even. The kid in that scenes like let's just move on show just shoot the next scene like Van Damme like. Probably didn't understand what he was saying. He. was just one layer too complicated for him to really you know what? Does not matter. I get I think she's actually fats right? She's fat for me because I'm so shredded. Read Line how you want me the rely on. For me. Offbeat right it phonetically on. Offside of cameras so I can say. meets. Your bathroom again. Does anyone else? I just need to make up for tissue keep forgetting you had those sunglasses. We can't write him in at this point look take off the firemen's. Tell you. Fire chief you don't get to where backdraft. Yes. She thinks where we kind of get a lay out of all the shit that is going to come into play. Later we'll. We see some blade shaping. Gear going on in the light it's like we meet Luc, Robitaille. We see him talk shit to the goalie. This is a this scene I do really like where they start speaking French and he's like like, what are you GonNa do tonight and Roget's like we're gonNA fuck them on. That must be so cool to be a professional athlete to get say something like that in a in a scene. Like to be like, Oh, you usually you have to get something where you're like who me no, my name's Luke and I'm just I look normal. Like, playing yourself getting to say something fucking funny or bad ass pretty cool. The NFL. Is Bananas about what belt allow players or how the NFL was represented. So funny like the guy. I like actually the worst people and then they want to be conveyed as like Brownie troop you can't like show people in the stands drinking there's like tons and tons of like rules and. It's it's a nightmare dealing with them. That's funny. Man Are legit. They did the series. Because I still watch sabres games even though their dog shit terrible. But they do this like the skills test every year that you can watch online where it's just five of them hanging out trying to like do the hardest fucking shots. Shooting Shit. It's talking about fucking. Shit fucking hooked. Man, I pay five dollars a month or so much skills. So hockey players are funny because they're like the club athletes at NCW what I mean that's what it feels like to me like all the NC Double A. athletes have like these super hard like straight jobs. Players like nobody's even watching US let's go have fucking fun. There's less pressure on a week to week basis where it's like the NFL there's so much buildup to each game. There's so much stress so much on the line more like baseball players to there's just so many physical hundred, eight points on the road where it is different like more low key. And like a lot of Canadians who famously. stereotypically very cool. Good. A pretty good. So this is fucking dumb, ass kid it tells the goalie tolliver. He's not in Iraq share. Hey, my dad thinks you should be a rocking chair. fucking grins atom with missing tooth like he's a real fucking bad as with a real fake looking missing. Black like. What I like dressed up like a like a Hobo or pirate for Halloween, I'd be like mom this is. Good enough. I'm fucking going out like this where we learned that. Cord actually did play goalie up in Canada I. This this scene features the nine things will happen in call back island the movie like so much I do like that they French, Canadian? Yeah and that they do establish hot that he did play. Such I'm shocked that they establish that he's french-canadian. This movie seems too lazy to even. That's I wanna say like that thing. It blew my mind when they said that I'm like that's the first time like. One of those guys has been justified as to why they accept a rocky where it's like he's been hitting the head so many times. Fought to get that in there and they lost their job for. Why don't we just say he's French-canadian so everything says makes sense alright Turner we'll do it but consider this your last. Good news lines in bad news. Clean out your talking trail of. What all right So then we get the shot of the guys unloading tainted popcorn shit like with guns, hit it in the popcorn and the four was. For baby come on man we're setting the scene here explosive material. Office. Jokes. Man I. have to be strapped, to get in here. A water gun it in his fucking. 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Isn't something bad? I thought for sure. Do they do they use giant meat-cleavers dice onions? A, French. Knight. To level of food at this game is so much greater like he's putting together the biggest fucking like. Just, where the There are multiple shots of giant polls of shrimp cocktail. The biggest fucking thing vice president loves shrimp cocktail. So we got see thorough with also to give us a time line so much. On the sure cocktail for four hours it's like this is room temperature and spoiled by the time gets up there. I mean the fucking the amount of shrimp that would fit in one of those walls. There's multiple. Through so much goggle the Gal like a fucking like salute like fucking. For Black. Michelin. Three. Star. Chef and he's just making shrimp cocktail, which is zero ingredients. It's like just putting. Like fucking ocean genocide. So fucking. mccord's busy changing why Paul's Kids Roasted A. Shows. Does Jesus. I mean, it's crazy that he's I doubt Oria anyway why you don't even understand what his job is supposed to be like, what is he doing for work these some Red Light. Clearly like an emergency landing. Often do those. She's for. Holy Shit I. Mean we could be way off here proves for we have no idea. If all our fire marshal listeners his the yeah also. Cock job to have fire marshal snow. If you're I feel like if somebody introduce themselves to me as a fire Marshall back the hell out community cooled. Fires. Important marshalls are important I. got it trust Yes. Air Marshalls are important water marshalls earth marshals. Together to make Captain Marshall Man We are them. Twenty minutes face. Twenty minutes. So, of course, the players are completely nude talking to whoever wants to come into the locker jockstrap on. The right had. Bruce vallance coming here and. Jokes to this thing. A weird. So the puck with the Gardner is like ask for cookies and he's a little jumpy and she kind of digs out him like I keep the machine gun with the produce. It's like why the fuck is. Why is in the movie but I will say she delivers the cleanest Joseph. Say, the woman West Airlines better than powers boothe has favorite. Nobody does to show I know that what you on your KPI So, VP vice-president vendor plugs into the league bender to fucking fake law for. The one guy who's in his law. Kind of given his political shit, he's a huge hockey fan. It's just like you know. He's a poor man's. Christopher walken kind of right yeah. He has a weird intonation. Hundred movies, he always plays a high status captain or senator or like something Scott the head of hair that you need to have like that James, Rybeck type of like white hair but a full head where you can just play government officials until you pass Pasolini Stuffy. White. Guy. White Guy. That's a little bit sleazy, right? something. Sketchy. 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So the This one the. earing guy with the old lady makes her dial five, five, five they do the full fucking movie bullshit phone number that if that doesn't she is it then she goes that's my husband's work number. It's like just tell them to call her husband at work. Like. That's my husband's work number. You know if you got cast as this this guy, this heard that's doing this you would. You'd think like a great I'm working for two weeks on this, but my scenes going to get caught. Be fucking shot the. Shit. Everything we fucking shot and made in this as AP's like boy toy. He's GONNA eat peas fuck boy because he definitely is. Way More than needs to be he definitely had something no fucking. No, it makes no because he's also this labor. Also as much rain part. fucking sniper situation. going. Just use them as a story point just get rid of inconvenient stuff. Yeah. Yeah. So. He's a magic bullet. This chef is like if you hurt my wife you what burn my toast Bury me in shrimp. Shrimp that you could ever bury me. He's. Optimized fucking neck and shrimp, you're calling me with my wife being held hostage shrimp I got the shaft to let powers boothe in his his main goons up into the vice presidential box the presidential box. The last line of defense is the head chef. Tracks everybody and also your seatbelts. Folks were two minutes face. They also snow the bad guys who planned this insane plan that we still have not even caught up to an exactly every faucet I'll never do. They they knew that the chef was going to be the last game. On the Secret Service. Agent and booed. Tease out. Out at two men in a diamond formation, it's like all right we. pull the trigger they let the national anthems being song. Anthem. It's always a man in movies. But whenever I see a game, it's always a real game. It's always a woman. Yeah. Getting stretched out. We're talking about buffet. That's the allure like six more local jokes. I was at my gym and somebody was doing a stretch clinic. Just like 'cause if you get a partner to stretch you out, you can get a deeper stretched. Elliott. So he was telling me that. Guy. Sings the national anthem for all the penguins game at the time the rank you go to. That's a huge that's just to make. GotTa sack steel, factory floor supervisor who had a great voice the Hana Pittsburgh run. All shake. Steel's gone. It's gone. It's gone all the steel. It's God. It's gone. We a van Damme. Fantastic Clean Pittsburgh. Financial. Reinvigorate Pittsburgh. Steel. I shod. Fan Dab. Anymore. I shot a Do you WanNa? Do you want to finish your thought? What's They bailed on a twice let's give them one more shot. In, Van Damme out to those fires. Van Dam Billy Baldwin. Got All, my firefighters. Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell Van Damme. To clean the fires, does it really stress you out that Donald, trump would be a fan of this podcast. Yeah Of course, I don't know if he would be. I think he's free of irony I think he watches movies completely free. So he's like, yeah because you'll say things like in a meeting like well, you don't want to go to Japan because that's where they're having I n fish tournaments which people are being fought. That's why we got dangerous trade sanctions on China because that's where they're doing high Dunkin's. China's. Nobody wants to go there. Killing people. Fits. The Middle? East. Peace Masters. I know about this I. I the best people. Where you chew on a book. Ma. Jane Stop It I know you Dr said Dr said he's running away crying. I was GONNA. Say I shot a sketch with Biden when he when he was the VP and The level of fucking security is next level. It was in who's chefs. Chefs nobody talks to. Get Past my guy from Danny honest and my French. Both onsite guys not by the. Final Talk. To Onion Volcano. Shrimp your mouth. Thousand Shrimp Rate. Afflict wherever I need to flick. No shortage. Of Shrimp but like I The you had to do it anybody that was employed in any capacity there by you know outside of the Secret Service had to do a background check and the company that like that book, the sketch hired a third party to do a pre background check and some of my stuff got flagged like I at the time like had like some pictures of. Of like cocaine like chopped up on my instagram. Handle was my old handle was I bring coca parties. And they're like you have to change all of that. Mike Yeah. So I changed all that and then I have like. Like identity alerts and they alerted me that like the secret service was monitoring what I was doing. While going into it and then what we were there it was like you had to go get badges then you could only stay on the certain level that corresponded with your badge. If you wanted to go to another level of this place, you had to like then go through another security check. So like how loose they are with it is. Completely Bogus but anyway. Justified a few times for when the CHEF GOES A it's before nine eleven. It's fine. I remember. Thinking like what did before nine eleven? Oh, well, we got A. fucking. The FUCK OF POPCORN IS Take out all the vendors they bring in the bomb popcorn fake security takes out the real security. Folk an old lady get shot rendering her even more kill. So many people outside of this actual like the two security guards that those are just going to be red flags like. Shoot. A bunch of people in the box immediately. overkill like explaining how noisy the places. Justify that no one could hear the gunfire and stuff. And they also, they also do a lot of work to go, and then once they're up there no one in the kitchen. What's Put. It'd be staged for fights and fights on. Home I think Bill Clinton went to the Stanley Cup finals when it was I think the red wings I, the caps I think they played. So DC was in the finals that year I think it was like ninety seven maybe and he went to the game and if the presence at the game, he's going to be on TV like the whole. Yeah. He's not in a box facing first of all. I don't know how you see the game from that box. Arlene. Miller parents basement. There's like a weird for Michael Wall. Like Brown check bit. So, dark. Casino in the. There were a couple of shots like I watched it on a weird aspect ratio where you're not supposed to see what's there I saw a young Gabor's smoking weed acid. Trying to get final fight to work on eight bit Nintendo. Cartridge try the T shirt blow. So the Fug in. The also shoehorn in that the goal tender's sick. Out of nowhere, that's GonNa fuck and come in handy. Well, don't worry. It's game seven of the Stanley. So no one will ever leave. The is numbers those stories of anybody ever played through fevers. and. So the The. Kill this world like they have to establish how bad the bad guys are we? We like this wounded guys like please we gotta get them help and they just fucking shoot him. Easier than going to the hustle he likes like A. Something about how great funerals going to be probably dead heroes get the best funerals. fucking awesome live. and. Then the then they can kill. Another guy and then the voice presidents like that agents snakes. Thanks name was Eddie K. Every K line. He has a five year old boy three year old little girl and his wife is pregnant. Are. They trying to set that? He's like a man of the people like he knows his wife is pregnant she doesn't know it yet. I did. Not that bitch a couple of weeks. I told her I wrapped it up. Need to keep a little I, put cellophane in the bottom of the toilet. I take out. Of course, it brings to my car I, keep all my pregnancy tests. because. I mean. please. Don't kink shame me but I can. Get off on just the power to impregnate. kinks. Rogers. Woke this year. We started. The walking. You and the. Both had woken ings recently. So. The terrorists take the. Favorite. Movie of the year was get out. They're going to let you know. So all these a slave. This VP monologue I wanna put on with the the guys with a gun to their head, the list of guys talking about their kids cloudy. Little, Girl. I'm a mortgage broker. Work at circuit city. Night Manager Circuit City. I have an eight year old girl at home. Yes. I in hot water because of my wife for her to meet caller. But I fucking love. Circuit, city. Ahrq. Provoke to move me to the daytime. I swear. Of Night School. So, Van dabs doing his fucking work just like going around. Changing, life. If he didn't bring his kids to work that day. What would his motives data? He's I always a lot to get their hours before the game starts get there six hours before the game starts. Period Ninety minutes before, right that's what we learn. Now. It should be up to code fire. Wise. It's like no, you need it to be there the whole day checking it out this movie actually works as a twenty four hour clock. Clocks you can yeah it's like something happened where like There was like some kind of blast only lost like like what time it was. You could like there's some I don't know the algorithm on it, but you could put this movie in there is on track there's regular time there's military time in their sudden-death circuits always just you know how far away you are from. Space X equals faceoff equals mid midnight zero, zero zero. Then x might can just do the according Friday are we doing? An hour and a half before. I have I have something from four hours to face up to two hours to face off. So I can meet up from ninety minutes to face off on. A third period or Remember of course since it's daylight savings third period is forty eight minutes. Sure. minute. So. The bad guys. Setup pen score baby there on the board and they keep checking in with the actual game. The most exciting of the game is like Fay cocky also in the movie. The hockey game itself as a character in the movie and says. I interesting take I didn't notice that but you're right. Now that you're saying and I'm noticing how much of a character the hockey game because we've got the announcers down there they're checking in with it and they paid enough respect. They treated like a character who's thinking this movies almost like a love letter to hockey. Hockey. French Canadians. Blades mask. It's like this and then slapshot and then. young young blood. and. Yeah I. Think I think blades of steel the. Video game. Wait mutant league hockey powers. boothe is pretty good line of like make that cow stop moaning mayor's wife is cried. So he calls her he rose this woman. So hard he's he sets up who he is or what what they're after the plan. So they want them to unfreeze these government accounts these foreign government accounts put money into them certain amounts that if they don't hit by the first period, they're gonNA kill one person at the second period they're gonNA kill two people the third period they're gonNA kill everybody they're going to blow up. Blow up the whole arena. You think. Is Handsome, right? Yeah. He's weirdly he's like old school handsome because his face is giant. You know what I mean like he's got that big. Hollywood that you need it in like the fifties evil. He usually plays evil. What what's what's another thing? He's famous for Dead Wood. deadwood. Yeah. He plays the rival casino owner of place that has craps then Asian prostitutes. Like that's his take on is what he does. differently. We don't have white women. We have Asian women. Know, where I'm hanging in. I love craps. Not like agent. So. He I think he. Wanted a cat like. Academy award during like. An actor strike something like that. asterisk. Maybe I'm fucking thrown him under the bus without any I should've research this. True and if you didn't know me staying together. I think in the spring but he was a great actor powers boothe fucking weird looking guy strange bird man yet. He looked to me. He's like the guy you don't want your divorced mom to wind up with right. He's like. A, Nice enough guy I'll take your mama vacations but I'm going to force her to do some uncomfortable. Like mom pick somebody that's visibly evil. He's evil books like sexually predatory like older man. He looks like Hey I took I took your mother to Bora. Bora yesterday press her head into my lap while the flight attendant I made I, contact with the flight attendant? Yes. All right. I'm expecting you to cover. Deserve. Who? Don't wake up stone. BANGER WHO's dating? Hours, move. I tried to like. I tried to. Knock over the head with a giant bowl shrimp ended up just pinning me on the ground. You ever. fucking ear. Go to bed. So. So he lays out his plan where it's I, put the money in your all establishes all that the. Try to make it make sense. There's a media blackout and that no one inside like knows what's going on email. They've surrounded the place with ambulances and police cars. How does no one knows? What's going on? I understand that people are not going to leave a game. If it's the Stanley Cups Pre smartphone it's pre smartphone. But how are people not like anyone is not saying like there's thousands of 'cause there's there's a ninety second montage of COPs and Swat and the military just arriving outside just like. Work because the announcers like this place is definitely. You couldn't get in here with a bomb strapped to you. Near a bomb exploding in. This game, you would not be able to hear a mascot going through a dishwasher in the kitchen. So, they fucking the hawks tie the game. That's because that's where you guys are worried about what the score is. So. We got a game on our hands. For. The rest of this episode, we just talked about the game. And the you know. Yager was mad that like the he they kept on getting scored on while his player was on. Number Sixty. Three Lane and very good. Yeah he's he's got forty eight now or something. Fuckin- Lymphoma, right yeah. Yeah He. fucking amazing athlete. No one really talks about it just because hockey. So unpopular bright everyone always talks about is it Lebron or Jordan or Brady skyser planning to their forties and this guy is like a truly old. Professional sports while. Not, being a liability. He's not like he's not like just a fucking batch. What's a secret? A lot of fermentable fiber? Plane a couple of seasons in the K. H. L. over in Russia who knows what happened there who knows what's legal while you're there? So full stem cells transfusion. All new stems emily. So they're spending the money that fucking Darren. gave the kids on drinks and she's like sprite no coke sprite and then her fucking jerk off brothers Lynch. Now Coke I'm fucking dumb little cut can't use my soda. Fraser your cut you should. Pitch shoots the water got chief drugs or really insane. It's weird that the kid is like the the Soda Guy is like mad at her too. It's like she's like the cute. She's got like broken glass. pity dream child like taped up glasses and Mario lemieux. Penguins hat she's like such a curly sue. Talking. To first of all, she's buying substance A. To be fair, we don't know what Kinda Day that guy had. Right. Think about this. We're all knocking around on the same planet. Brothers and sister. Seven minutes into the. STREIT's. Six and a half hours to go. I wasn't doing the Dr Pepper Machine. Emily freaks out. She runs ops. She's mad. She got squirted. She's to in this movie and go into the women's bathroom by we caught one of my favorite characters in the movie, the terrorists, tech guy who is just a white version of the dude and die hard out. Glasses a lot like the same. Like tone, Kinda Smiley into video games and shit like laying doom in a scene. Doom or Wolfenstein. Liked early first person shooter. Scott the same. Jewish where I hear. Bingo my three sons and I'm just going different people guy. So she goes emily, the daughter goes into the bathroom looking for icy. But. Like fucking icees not like it's not icy. It's not I see. Before you into I just want to say when you were a kid if you spilled something on yourself, did you go like well, I better go wash this off. No Kid does that your mom does go to the bathroom clean yourself up. If your kid you instead like this, she's three to five and this movies I've got to bed. Because she has. Actually storm and you're like me and I wish I would had a Napkin. Miracle Right now, I just select there's no way to get. Like wouldn't it be fucking awesome if I happened, avenue. and. When you're a kid, you like sleep in a wet bathing suit, he'll give funk like and she goes. To sleep in a wetland piece we're trying to. We're trying to go with you on daughter logic. About. Give Big Logic problem in this in this bathroom scene. So Nice. The mayor, the mayor's get shot. The most annoying because we all know who's the most annoying gotta kill her and doesn't. Did we miss my favorite powers boothe joke here because I think the mayor's wife says. What would the one I like is the one where she goes I'm supposed to believe some guy with manicured nails and a ten thousand dollar watches such a bad ass and he goes fifteen thousand dollars. That's. A minute? Girl goes up. That's GonNa save you and you'll be sorry honey I already am so. That is a good one too. She goes into the bathroom. She sees icy who she's friends with a previously established because that's the hot bond. But. Then a dead concession stand worker falls out of the bathroom. Yes. What the Fox Gona why is she as icy in the bathroom killing? Just. have it be the girl who is icy there right why is the blonde dead bodies like wanted the moment between Van Damme and the blonde later? Established any relationship. Yeah. No it's the tall blonde that I called Fatman. Special so like you know I'm even though I'm divorced I am. Implied that I fuck. There's not a single moment where anybody check him out in this though now yeah, I mean he was he's actually he's just constantly shit on by almost everyone. Who's nice to is the guy who's fucking Come of respect that his kids not as co workers the chef likes him because he. Does. So daughter gets grabbed by we cut the Damme who goes back to his kids and yells at Tyler. Soap there, and he's our whole speech how we can never leave diva. Even. If see for goes off and blows up anything stay right here. Are Terrorist in here, and I'm like jumping all and even if you see me as. I say if you see me on the ice playing goalie, do not leave your season when I come to get you at the end of the game, do not leave your seat. Kid Is there. No. When I smother you why? WHY MAKE ICY Why kid what? Why make icy take the kid there? Why make icy a girl in the first place because then it's a cooler reveal when we realize it's a big woman that's fighting facie takes the kid because other people come she was going to kill the. People Start Van Damme sees her with icy and he's freaks out and goes chasing her when he be like fucking Beth or whoever? Wait for me. He's like full scale panic even though even though he left her with her previous. She's with the best person to be with as far as he knows already left them alone in a public stadium for twenty to be fair to. Say He's been having. Do four hours before the. Four. Years ago four when he was like driving that, Mustang that things old who knows like? Yeah a classic. Guys Watch the regular cut or the director's cut because director's cut features a scene when he goes into his truck to get his bag and the little girl is in there, I'll show you. And he like looks goes again I am sorry. He's Super. I don't know what happened. Going to figure it out I, get my medical. For the most part and then I moved my arm and then your face dead. Just, a boy from the neighborhood from the Ne- from the neighborhood. So icy fucking shoots a guard that likes monitoring the elevator because you know she doesn't have the in with the chef anymore drags his body and goes to shoot emily but she's audible. It's. And so she waited till now to shoot a child. So, they've killed anyone that's remotely affected. No one's tried guile at any moment. Boss. What does that mean? That, he directly asked for that. Boss wasn't like a big fucking sane at this time. No. Trying to be like this kid. Yeah. Might Dad's in charge of stuff meanwhile, her they've both been shitting on there. Now. Now now on. Dad Jesse Jackson's to make sure they're Friday's open a door with a knife. Just like insane. Pick a big ASS fucking bolt with like. Shopping God vandamme and a knife. Like chop up a big chunky rail and coke. That's. Awesome, you want to see Bo Diddley play the guitar right Let van Damme can shop with Big Rail Coke Matt's. The hat and the elevator know something's up this where we have kind of the marquee moment of this movie, the icy fight right where it's vandamme versus mascot and it's fucking amazing. It takes place a kitchen. They use everything that it's like the Nordberg seen in in naked gun like they literally every surface sharp or hot they touch. This is where the movie starts to get kind of fun for me to be honest this is. Forty five minutes of the movie and it's our first light. We're seeing vandamme do anything. And that's what kind of peace is like. Like I want to see him fight or just shows more of the game. Into the game I don't know what's going on the game. One one in the I I mean. Already been sure as your seed. Do you WanNa see what's happening in this game? So I she sticks. Van, Damme's facing a meat slicer and A. Then tries to put them in a fryer and he like puts isis hand in the fryer they're using everything all in her hand is all fucking. It shows we were revealed that she's got finger nail Polish at one point two. We've never seen her be a bad ass fighter. We've never seen him be a bad S. so a lot of the fight is him stepping on things and just leaping full-bodied in, which is what you WanNa do if you're choreographing a mascot fight because the person the mascot can't do anything like that articulate. So there you just leaping at her a bunch when he does have like two huge spinning crescent kicks that he does that are like insane overthrows he sees her eyes and the mouth of the icy costume and then takes a big thing of pepper out and like jams it in there and it's very funny. Like, he's feeding the mascot. She's all fucked up and the throws her into a dishwasher and I was doing snatch polls from like blocks just getting the start. Over at a cross stitching, but it was open gym. And a couple of guys asking me sometimes, it's very weird. There's always weird time guy a couple of guys doing keeping pull ups with bands just working on open up ribcage of stuff. These guys were saying that this is the ocean beekeeping. Just strong enough. If you need a band Kip, just work whatever get your linear strength and get the linear plane going if you are. They said that I overheard them saying that this is the only seen from the action comedy draft that stayed in movie and it makes total sense. This is like a cartoon. I. Like thinking of the comedy coming across Van Damme's desk and being like this is very serious. He wasn't read the words. Apple FS kicks just sees only gigs against the do in the movie. Because my punches wouldn't affect the mascot because he had the body is very scary. How do you stop him He's unstoppable. Head into like the fan. And starts chipping away the mask. The the key goes to get help, and of course, he gets like the sleazy cover band. Guy. And the second period starting starting up just to keep you aware of where we're at the game. secret service calls. Powers boothe they finally get and contact. So we get hallmark talking to booth and What the fuck else is going on. Yes so then they lay out the the demands, what they're up against don't think he's going to do it. Yeah. So they're ready. He's ready to kill someone. Yeah. Hallmark is sick. Okay. So the van and brings the security back into the kitchen and the penguins gone the fucking IC-. Anymore. Oh. Yeah and the guy that like that's in on it that knows he's bad. He's got some line like, where's your big seven foot tall pay when? He says something like Fox with them. Yeah. He's like I'm looking for my daughter and he's like, oh Well. We'll go find Leyla, he's I never said. He calls himself out, which is insane. So he's ups. I always that we. Always. But her name is. Also, how the fuck would that guy know what her name is up throughout? This. is going on and it's like everybody did why? Why do they need fifty people to do this mission? Why would everybody be in on? Hey we got a new girl up here. Now this is what her name. is on the radio frequency it just FYI. Guys. Keep. Sustain. Thinking about him in the car with his buddy that's like you see that tall girl out of. This is all over like you think. have money. He's like look they're gonNA get like fifteen billion dollars since there's only two thousand people that are part of this plan where each get six hundred. Like. So. This pretty good fight where. Good thing you got this back Roger. Look searching for a second there in John and I had nothing. Could Service Did something I said something but both of you guys were dead. Chocolate van Damme grab snaps bone off the table and lead poison. Neck. That's awesome. Yeah. That's shits and like meanwhile like the more exciting part of the movie. The Hawk score. and. So character tyler's bombed because I liked it. They keep the little picture in picture for the rest of the movie here where the game is just happening. Wasn't a bitch to added. Do you remember what a big deal pitcher and a picture was take the horse it's. I remember it was like hard to set up and like my dad finally got it set up because he had to have two separate source. And we're like holy fucking Shit. This is going to change the barely see the game. Never deal like ipads have picture picture now you fucking. Look at a small screen with a smaller thing on. The porn going in the corner while you're looking for different porn. Phones dead. He finds ice the real icy dead in a closet for some reason, and he finds a like a walkie talkie van Damme. Like some sort of like. One of those portable phone, visibly a portable phone, but it's somehow satphone. Owners desk is the cell phone that he read. He hits re dial or whatever. He calls nine, one, one one and he patch they call him bad. They say hang up wait ninety seconds. Why This is ninety seconds later. where. Are you is like where the executive office? Idiot. Think and Yeah. Because you did you have guards stationed outside he goes yeah. He's better. Notify their families. What a weird way to tell a guy two of his friends were killed in Van Damme doesn't know what he's saying they're. Notified the families can I go to the bathroom again? What the number was. Sad. because. Also burs. Let's spoiler. Alert Hallmark is a bad guy. I. Decided and some arbitrary draft. Works, let's just make a bad guy who because nothing is doing it makes any he's he's leading people to slaughter. If he really knows that if he's part of the plan, he knows those cars are going to blow up the so he sends so and if they're real secret service like or whatever there, it would be a little earlier if they were like I don't want to lose any more men if we don't have to but just killing his own guys. Willy. Nilly, based on the fact if he's if he's in on the plan, he's going to walk them in all. then. We learned that they planted however many cars with rigged with motion detector explosives. There's so much work to go into this plan when once you have the president, the vice whereas hostage is all you need. Is Vice President. About the plan too much I'm obsessed with it because it is the most complicated so many steps and pull it off. So make it more complicated meanwhile, Van Damme's putting together a map where he thinks the bombs are find some lighter fluid that's like magic lighter fluid. Then the SWAT team drops down five lighter fluid looks at it goes outright puts. Yeah we'll. She's like it's kind of like a like. They must've thought was really cool and all that stuff's kind involves fire because he's a fire. He's Working. People. Arguably. That fire has a repeat performance in this movie as its own character Yeah Melissa Cameo. We are seen fire again. Fires Back Big Action Boys. Actor. Fires one of our top actors. Fire Fire Goes Fire and the hockey game like the second and third best actors. Like powers BOOTHE I. Ate. I wouldn't say. I know. Only by by how bad everyone else? He makes. He makes that's technically a character. So, this were the earring guy fires a fucking rocket launcher. He's yeah he's on the sniper. He's his job was to not only go to that woman's house. That phone call that happened killer but in two periods to get through to Pittsburgh, pull in park go to. Rooftops. All Looks Kinda sketchy. That's. This. Like they're trying to it's like some projections stuff like digital explosions early and it looks bad. This is this is. A movie this my first, a picture. The expression is a moving actually says a movie that just say movie got it numbers. Now, I make a movie. The movie seems so expensive at this point because of the stadium and the crowds, and then in that moment I went oh i. know it's not that Pricey. He blows the scoreboard because this were van Damme's communicating with them through the sky gone there yet but still there, let's find that guy but they kind of never do and everybody's just standing there even though they could all be like if they realized there was a sniper out that will completely changed the dynamic. What's going shoot that guy from a distance? Can but not if I mean, honestly, they made him a bad guy in like the third act to just be like, let's just justify why why. Even the good guys plans don't make sense it doesn't. Plainclothes Secret Service guys that they sent in then the load, all their dead bodies into Zamboni. Zamboni Akin they have free run of a stadium that has. They've got one thousand working bad guys inside the stadium where they can get to the Zamboni thing get to this thing get to that he's planted explosives on twelve places. And stadiums. Arenas, like this or cavernous. Explosives all over the place. Why does he draw the map? If he. It goes I know what does he needs long Strategic. Okay. This is where I'd put one and the. because. The most structural damage strategic locations. Jury. The spots in the locations and people say most. People like treasure map making fun treasurer cooking. Love. This is one of my favorite characters so he's like, fuck Tha satphone like goes out. Chuck's it at a fucking mirror in the bathroom and hand it goes on and you're like, Oh shit boasted but it's just an old guy was like don't get so worked up, Bill come back. Fewer fucking bathroom. fucking game you saw. Three fucking I'm leaving. Electric mom him down and kind of cheeky way. We don't know what kind of day we'll say before he was a great. He's a hawks fan. He's loving it. He may also have just been like like cruising in there and he wanted to blow van dam or something. I will say Van Damme gets zero chances to demonstrate what he's physically capable of, but his throw is he someone needs to tell him he's a lefty. When he throws his arm is like he's literally like it's a closed. At Pittsburgh. Athlete? Periods over. Guys. The mayor fucking takes it in the head. He's not running for reelection have started putting money in, but not at the rate that they want to won't be running for. Re election. and. Then he takes out. So van ams like. Taking a part of bomb just fucking clipping wires because he's a fire marshal. So he knows added fucking you slowly I'm like, how does he know how to do? This is how to deactivate like fucking bombs powers boothe takes out like a fucking electronic device presses. The button fireworks go off between the second and third period. So the open dome and set off a bunch of fireworks. In. The middle of the game that go up exactly coincidentally wouldn't he pushes that electric devices out to be elitest. Has. District. The main bad guy is carrying. Two, things in his pocket one sets off bombs. One looks exactly like enlight cigarettes. Why would he have both excited custom job scare? That lighter. Seems insane to have both of those on. You'll be like I which one is the. Novelty. Give me that funny lighter and looks like a detonator don't ask questions. It's just well hell I'll tell you I got some hostages that I wanNA scare. So. This. A misdirected its bombs. There's a misdirect that he set him off. There's a misdirected. This is where we van dam sending out signals on the on the board. And Marks. This he's at. Best delivery by Van Damme in the movie, they'll ever is because he does not saying it. So what else is just writing? This is best delivery. US. Bombs. Caught. says. He's just going in himself. The man kinks sneak in on scene and they're all like you're insane and he's it will be you're gonNA they're gonNA kill us we'll till my ex wife, the gravy train is off the tracks. So dudes in the face of death are still hate their ex well. It's like. A maintenance area like putting we've been there finds. Construction. Maintenance area where no one is working like you don't construction site where everything can be like. He's like power sawing tubes and Shinsei, he's like this nail is. Makes a little. Why does he need that? Commits overcomplicated. Weapon. X Metal Pipe I'm like Oh that's smart. Now you have a metal pipe people instead he puts it up his sleeve and puts. Pneumatic. Nails setup. And it's just like that's just asking to fail. Or not just. Ever. Seen him be handy in the like the has been established that he's like a gadget -I sort of tinkerer. We had like. contraptions again. Yeah. Like if he was the dad from gremlins. Okay If he's like dad you gotTa help me put my Lego set together. He's Smart Thi. This is this is my thirst, a character. Very brainy. So this is a bad guy. He's kind of like an old gay guy. Like. Jack. Post van Damme, and like is like not so fast and. fucking plugs in the head with a nail. The seat for Joe. Tries to convince him that C. Four is like this is the most explosive material in the world and guys like I. said it all up or he knows. My job is explosive. Yeah I'm this even were without a detonator. I'm employee number eighty. One of the bad guys are gonNA. Say. homer shows. Would you kill that guys like magic? I don't even understand why. Like there's no need for him to be a wise ass also, like he's trying to defuse these bonds there's a ticking clock going and he spent fifty seven minutes making that little like fucking and so much time Taylor for one male to kill. He slugs Omar. Riding. Mascot, he's like God I. Wish I had some rubber hose amounts and a nail gun right now could fucking do something. Tricky, done. If only I had the board game. MOUSE TRAP Extinguisher tubes. Stuff. I. Need It. Let me measure the length of my arm. So I know where to cut the to. Period folks. Drive me crazy. If a little bit the two. Little things. Used to be a perfect cut. I always say measure twice cut once. And then my dad taught me if you do it the right the first time. It's an old fire marshal saying. Then he punches ullmark. For. Some reason, why? What did he do that? Because you put my little girl and show you for half ass job. Job. and. So then you know hallmark hallmarks. Okay we. fucked up and then boom hallmarks dirty. We see a meeting with Paul Powers boothe I do not understand why they split up in that moment if hallmark is actually dirty. Shoot a half Ashley say they're like Shoot at. Trying to find out if there's more pizza and people know. Before he gets that information, they get the goons. Flimsy. And I, do it hallmark actually says like well, you're goons showed up. and. So but he knows we're tyler is He's like I got something better I know where it's kid is. Like he he's. Need a second child hostage to have power over this guy he's already not tried to rescue is daughter. But I will say it's great to get to see all market action and how like persuasive. How hard he tried. So was like the fucking richer divorced well, he didn't tell me that. Like all, he goes with is like. Big comfortable chairs and plenty eat. I know what kids like vertebral chairs She's like it's not like some. Rest your weary feet, my friend he's. Acting drill where it's like now just try however you can convince this kid be go up there right Soft chairs plenty. Deal. Because, we have buckets up. Early the vice vice-president used to be a seal. Whip fucking. Shrimp it's mapped. He brings on the French chef let the Benny Hana's got up there to flick. She's Republicans you those guys they've been drilling in the Arctic and killing. They're all CEO people. Jesus. fucking? Losing. My mind. Two and a half hours talking about. How the most. Even. Counting the people that made the movie. This is the most movies ever talked to. Even like three weeks. Longer than the first script meeting. All of the. Shoot it. Will. Leave. The penguins. A girl. Should we explain like why this guy's just outside the stadium who cares doesn't matter it doesn't matter. A, lot of money if we cut this. We need her. She stays need her just. Call her she's an aunt. Pulls out his fucking super soaker and this was like the height of Super Soaker. and. fucking hallmark laughs at him and then He. Sprays he like fucking. Plane thrower. Hamilton burn like it would kind of maybe set them on fire way. Into each other again where are they just finds? Interest. Hey, we are two of the seventy five people who are kind of running around outside of the hockey game doing sketchy ship then no, there's no other. Non Crooked security guards. Just, my luck finding more those. With One. And Psych. Say that this is actually. The super soaker lights him on fire. So thoroughly. Yeah. It fucking torch his whole body and he's engulfed in famed great shot though like the hand show his melted. SCR. Weird. Jump scare. Bree dial civil shitty plan to pretend to be Tom. Me Like. ME FOUND CASTILLO This right through. Me Tom Castillo. The. Local fucking car dealer. Gustilo for. Route Sixty one sure it's me American Tom Custodio. Phones. You're. Get. The year end special. Steel Afford. Depends win in overtime. Free Bacon Sandwich, and there's one at this price. Wanted this price. Yeah and then there's like he tells the Games are the diesel. Look at cross eyed you lose. Yes. So then he lays out another complicating. This game we play you piece of Shit. Where it's like he? Just. Funny Power like like he's trying to get along bag of like how this if you blow up this place, you're not gonNA get your money. So you don't have the power you think you do and you could just see the stress of the editor we've talked about those. Editors where it's like trying to piece this shit together. So it makes sense and it's fucking insane. Dispenser the editor. Just like. He's the rules of the game and then you Konta powers boothe like confused. Like the game is this, you do this and the game goes into overtime and. Ski, game he really like explains it like if I find that detonators the bombs then I win if you don't find them, then you detonate than you win I mean it's I mean there's a there's fifty laps on a meanwhile emily stamps powers boothe. She throws a little tricky stamp on him Oh. That's a pretty great scene where like he wants to know how many geyser in and he's like, I can't tell you that but I can let you speak to this because he thinks he's going to rattle them because he knows it's his daughter and she's like this trail of people here. I did like that. Twenty five, he's like the mastermind of every single thing fucking two year old girls like wait a minute. and well, there's five five submachine guns. Two of the guys of extended one Clinton Bam. Okay very good. Well, that was. On me. One more thing the structural integrity of the box might be good enough that you can throw milk and it. To me. Perfect. Vandamme sized hole meanwhile more exciting news the school. Back to the real star. Ben's nobody it's just hockey plays out from the Tom. Dick. Drains. Harry balls and. And then Goalie is the hawks immediately score after that. They go back up the goal. He's all fucked up his like I got the flu I. GotTa Go. In. No way anybody would ever leave the ice. For. Played with a broken ankle wants. The fluids, I got the, fuck, and fever something but I do fuck in love this. This is this part of the movie is part of the Movies Oblast why so this is such unnecessary and it is the most fun bar so far and. So, he gets chased by these goons. He has to go down the middle of the aisle which looks awesome because it's something I always think about games like. fucking jumping over people like what would happen if you felt serving. It he fought like He. Overplay report. It looks great. It looks awesome even though you can tell that it's like, wow, randomly no one sitting in these diagonal this. Exact perfect pattern. But then he eats it and it looks so real almost like there's no way he gets off ice goes into the locker room receives or like the medical office he sees the the goalie with oxygen on just passed out. No what. Else's. Doctors, not like all right I gotta get back out there watching it's the. Strips all his pads off go equipment. Goes put. Back on this is I played. Street hockey and I was the goalie. It's me forty minutes just to strap on lake. Shitty plastic. Street hockey all your friends are fucking on. The fuck you like she'll me scape tall. So the coach who? Does a lot of comedy heavy lifting. Feeling Better Get. The. Fuck. All I needed to do with. Why wouldn't a doctor? Go I put on oxygen and passed now he's back fully dressed. This movie are rated. PG. Thirteen. I might be I mean there's some violent stuff and there's a couple of. Yeah. No titties so They rush and like he goes out gets hit. Tolerated his head. This civil artist kids are GONNA be born to be clear. vandamme is in the goalie gear. They think he's the goalie and he's on the fucking ice and game seven of the Stanley Cup plane fucking goalies went to this he went to the. Hawks are up to one. He went to the bench and you will notice that it wasn't the fucking goalie of their DNA terrorist who's always see him. All these GUYS THIRTY MATES Out. He's out of, but he's Gad we we'll get to that but he's out on the ice plane. Yeah, and and there's like a breakaway. That he has to save and it's like save of the year. Then you wouldn't he's gotten ask kicked a handful of times today I'll say this is exciting. It was it was great. Shooting to stay down there. Stay down there. And he's. Out there he knows a little bit. It's nice. You gotTA give 'em credit. He's not afraid to look scare to movies. Yeah Right. Yeah. Getting a lot of credit for being that. That's huge for like the kind of guys movie. Psychopathy understand. Hockey. All right. Great I think it would be better. I think you'd be better than all the pro hockey players. These interesting twists or they're able to win because of diameter. Stank number comes out. He should get go. He should skate forward and getty may go from occupation. Come. Back. Come back as forward in sudden-death score goals. He takes his he takes his gloves off gives the I. Love You. Which thing the kids like dad to the sun even though he's previously established at his daughter's thing. But the sun knows it. He knows just so cute moment for the sun to be like getting here. Come here. Choking on. It gives it to the sun. The Sun is happy for the first time in. This movie is Dad took him to game seven, introduced all the players and he was still a prick to his father, but it took his dad saving. Glove, saving a fucking breakaway for him to finally respect his. Ideas. I did love this whole scene. He's gotTa get Outta there. So he fucking just goes up dude clocks them in the face such. Is a big right cross. He goes he's got to go to the penalty box which is not how that works. Right you go back to your you know if the goal of getting a penalty someone else has Maybe they deem insane or something or. If. He left with the flu came back one minute later punch. Somebody. Somebody deemed him insane. I heard that. Scratch my back with a hacksaw. Got More moves than May West. Course, we haven't seen a player deemed insane in a game since nineteen, thirty, six series. So the. He he goes backstage shoots. One guy then uses a stick on another guy like this where he asked cracks. Certainly get a little excited now is more violent to push into the third act. This is. Finally has a gun, but he's gotta get his pads off. So gets fully changed in. Certain putting like you can leave the fucking under shirt on and run around. No He's got a new button up on. White t shirts. It's nice. It's. Nice and type he always got. He's got the van. Damme. Tucked in t shirt with a high waisted pants up and missile I dress like Kylo Ren. Soon. took out like a Polynesian Dude with a hockey stick but knocked him out then his guys partners this little white to looks like gathered. Eighty miles. That's all I got. Shooting in the. In the weight room great sequence. Glad to see a nice leg extension machine. Make a cameo after the GM. CYBERSEX. Had you love to see the ad machine swoosh due to ask. It. Takes the other dude out with like some sort of like fucking like I dunno leather Piercer some fucking oh. Yes. Some kind of equipment. They showed a guy working on it earlier, establish it. I scores with the seconds left to tie the game at three and guess what a death this happening games either like they just flashed sudden death on the scoreboard over and over again and then everybody starts saying son death sudden-death sudden death. And it's funny because it's like. It fucks up panthers plan that he's like. Well, I guess I guess the government has some more time. Off. To hear. Establish the rules they broke up. All right I guess you have to. DEAL WITH ISIS I'M GONNA, make sure it's tie going into the third period so that we have sudden-death on our side. Okay we're GONNA we're going do three periods, and if it does go to certain death we will extended I really do that forum. I'm going to do it. It's a good deal because. We will extend. Do Marta the. Art of the deal it was a bad. The Iran deal was bath we. had. No overtime. So the. I liked the quickly to the new black dude and Church of the Secret Service. I gotTA, balance it out and he kind of looks like. I was afraid to say something like this because I'm canceling that movie it's like just pick a black guy that looks much different enough to you not like what are what am I doing did this guy get killed or what and now, and now he's there's they're setting up they're getting more and more. Exciting. Of like some vendors makes like milk bomb and then climbs up to the fucking roof of the arena and there's a goon up there he has to go dangle off the side of. The assassin's creed death. More like he's the guy off, you rolls off. then. Horrifying death I would be because you would slide down that dome. You'd have contact with it. Right lied the whole time and just know that the ground was coming to. Blow your legs near fucking brain. Did another guy goes up and they are fighting open up the dome then they're both like hanging on. His plan is to open the domes because he's going to get into the box from the talk. Right. He'll shorten the opens the Dome using some shorting pretty cool shop where they started the ice and then they pull up out of the arena to Van Damme hanging they tried it. They try to make the arena look full. You could tell it's pretty empty. fucking cardboard. Shit but this. Crowd scenes better better I tell you. Shoot around. Don't feel cares I mean just shoot fucking game He tosses dude into the arenas falls on the scoreboard which fucking goes off huge. This turns the power off but the whole the Great Chevy announcers going like Oh shit. Great, fucking explosion the fucking scoreboard blown. Rip. Off. From the natural look so awesome everyone runs out. All Hell is breaking loose at this point. But. Tyler stays put all this shit going on. They get the vice president out the whole plans fallen apart powers boothe puts on the funniest skies. I've ever seen a movie. It's like chips 'cause players. Does. Look like a legit penguins fan though like he's got other penguins starter jacket like a shitty blond moustache really funny that they still they still need the hand stamped to fall. He, he's got like a blonde wig that looks like the kid from blue. Lagoon. Does he rush out of there before Van Damme lands in it? I don't know but we should tell us get one. Off Yeah he's like what you get fireman. How disturb the skip over his dramatic jump in we've talked about it earlier, but he is where he throws his. Jar blows any. He's leaps from the roof to a low light. That he can like trapeze on another light and then. One of them like the wire pulls out in that puts them at like the right height luckily. Playing otherwise, any throws the bomb which blows A. Land in there and his. People up close a group of terrorists. Yeah. That our professionals, he's every single on of everybody's fire, Marshall. Marshall roots kind of like. In the movement yeah. It's exactly like that and we got to do something. Really Cool. Make a dramatic. You know it's like a little kid end any shit, and then you just blow it up and shoot the guys and then it's still not the ending, which is the craziest part about this movie is like they seem to be rushing to the end eyler slightly removed. Sounds to be make us cry even though like you won't get emotionally affected by Muslim. Emily recognizes power somebody's like the vice president would like to meet you. And he he stops paying attention to his kids again they've just been both like kid so much has gone wrong and he's like the vice president and his kid wanders off I'd be like, Gimme walking hands she sees a standard grab. Zor. There's takes her to the F- like I, don't know the were the photographers like deck is on the roof of the building I think that's where they are exactly where it is. Clear. Then vandamme is in close pursuit. A chopper is up there with our earring boy whose lowering ladder. Now, this guy's everywhere and about a utility player. Helicopter pilot too man. She thing news she falls through a trap door and is like hanging down. There's too many people hanging. kind of now, it's all grip strength at this point everyone's doing dips. Booth gets on a chopper and they're all laughing like they got pulled off a high seen those whole plant fell to shit. Like really upset, right. He's lost twenty of his men into best. They would just follow the shop or wherever to what are you getting away from his daughter cheese. Okay and that should be the end of the story but instead he jumps on the chopper that makes it makes no sense to leave. It takes a bullet for her. She's got a fucking Oh. Yes. He does he leaves. No, he's supposed to supposed to. Go off. But. There's a shower looks like he's got a bullet hole in his arm. He leaves in front of Powers Boothe to save his daughter which we need to see that he gives that much. Like the helicopter jerked him. So the gun doesn't go off but then on the ground like it looks like he's got a bullet hole in his arm, maybe I'll have to watch the fuck. So I thought maybe like, Oh, I just missed watched that like I didn't see. Just. fucking. Start shooting up at the chopper kills everybody. Here's the thing that. To the ladder and then shoots up at the chopper. It's like the gun you don't need to be on the ladder to make those. You could just shoot and then also he puts himself and his daughter in grave. Danger. And it's like look like the fucking like helicopter that helicopter just decapitated her door to answer it swirls around and looked so fake in that moment but he manages to get off of the ladder somehow they're going to be narrowly misses both of them. August it goes backwards down through the thing he day show it in such shitty fake slow motion that you see powers boothe I think there's go like Oh. Yeah. They're trying to Hans Gruber right slow fall from diehard it's a diehard off. Chopper. Going Rotor Back Rotor I. Yeah. Because the guy died and crank the wheel of the crank the fuck and joystick straight up. The projection of it and just flinches. Did on the side and it looks fucking insane. It looks so bad and it's so fucking take euless and then it blows up is somehow there. Okay. They cart fuck in. JCP OFF and tyler like. My Dad's a fireman. So he's redeemed so Just a shitty fire marshal. insidious. Sake fire just jump back to one cool shot when the pipes when the one bomb does go off and people are sliding down in the water down like those logs. That looks like fun. Town floods and people like right jetskis around the towns. Watermark. Okay, your life is destroyed lost everything but looks kind of fun. Yeah. Yeah. I. Saw like guys like a four wheel four-wheel-drive jeep towing a surfer around they're like. fucking flooded down that looks bad as pretty. Cool. So don't complain about your floods. Dude's pretty cool. Okay. You're. Right. You're lucky. You're lucky. Dude. You're lucky in a big bowl of shrimp. rate the best rate. We adhere to a classic grading system because we only review classic action movies on this action boys podcast. Sudden death is certainly no exception gave her. So put to you skills zero to five stars. Where do you put this masterpiece? Now? You've heard me this whole time I I'm fucking hard. I'm this one this one this one is hard as a rock. Heard me this whole time I've been struggling to speak because all the bloods Russians. It's really nice. I haven't been hard. Since tiffany stopped the bud. fucking. But. This movie is just there's so many holes in a complicated plan. And Van Damme's character makes like he's hardly ever justified. Five. That being said. And I hate to like I'm going to change things for the first time in a long time. You're. GonNa hang there I'm GonNa have to break my normal thing say five stars. Your to your New Year new me pastor. I don't I. Guess we can go on Rogers? Zero. Five for so. Follow in sudden to bring it all down but. It's OK. Lift US back up yeah. Because when you're down, that's where you can of prove what you're made of, and if you ever need someone to lift you up Ben, Rogers Beacon of lighten hope and positivity. This movie sudden death. That's what it's called. Sudden death. Eighteen. Hundred Times in the movie. It's I'm going to give it a picture. Five Star Whoa Five Stars Star A it's a movie a movie. All. Right. Well, I'm, GonNa be tough I'm going to be brutal I'm going to be mean I'm going to be angry it makes Somebody that reviewed us it makes her uncomfortable anytime I say brutal. Oh. Yeah US she said is. Part of the PODCAST. Well, that's something. Finally agree we lost her last month or I think sudden death will bringing back. It's my favorite movie. We've ever done maybe my favorite movie ever I'm GonNa. Give it five stars like Damian any subscriber. US. Certain Death Hockey Jersey. Do this. I still have this Hockey Jersey. Really somebody did request one one person did request and we did as Merch and should be said that we did not take his request we didn't mean we chose. We chose this movie but not because you request. So fucking is the guy who makes the photo shops whatever the fuck, your great work people who are making photoshop to try to get us to pick that movie I'll fucking Jesse crap. Show the fuck out dude. I did love that cliffhanger photo is. I feel bad you're wasting your time. Having. Never been clear. We never watch it. Record. Talk about it. We'll talk about it for two hours. We'll do everything, but we've Gordon recorded long bits voices by at five hundred all. fucking the bits you love. We'll do it for five, hundred, seventy, four fans in a live show a livestream. But except for the Fuck Ya Jesse, whatever's David Sake everybody's phones. Star Look. No one's going to be able to. No one I can't get in trouble. No one is my phone's but then I'll put on my netflix special. Make everybody. If, we did that people would just leave. You must your phones guys they'd be like. If we did a show where can we? Are Five hundred we couldn't even sell out. Twenty fans in one season fans. For how many t mobile sidekick on cricket wireless do I need the running? Back. But I wanNA play snake throughout the whole show. Watch this thing just earwax on your fucking flip screen. Monster. Monster Graham Petty. You. Call A fucking asshole. Whose feelings got hurt that was. Trying to tell the other like our other listeners of Lacaille you tell the. Demon Cain. was. Him. Guy. There's another guy that said in one of the last one I call them a fucking asshole but I don't remember. Yeah you call. Think just arbitrary picks twitter handle called somebody in your fucking assault and instead of taking it as like a compliment they mentioned me. fucking pussy. Should. We recommend this podcast for. All Guy that. Spends most of the game in the can and then tries to calm down people having a psychopathic break with reality. Recommend the PODCAST. Love it. You need love it. Do you know a gay explosives expert? The Demo Man. Recommend this podcast to do you know anybody that can be? 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What does that Buzzer me and that means that we're in sudden death now. Yeah. No and the Buzzer on my little little stuffed animal here hasn't gone off yet. I have this little. She is counting down. I just want everyone just you know we should leave this meeting and right now that we're done recording. Meeting that we're going. Yeah we happened we have in a record we just. have. We been recording this because this was just the rehearsal. Oh. Reversal. Take on the criminals do this. You don't want to our usual things out listening to it. Editing down for recording all hearts. Yeah. You write it down. Punch it up a little bit. Our team of twenty writers, people like to see the process writers by the way. Twenty. TRANSOM again Latino. PIP review female writers. Unless. They are. Make it a comedy after. I. Hope You enjoyed that episode of Action Boys I cannot believe you're still listening as a matter of fact, pretty sure. 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BONUS- Action Boyz FREE EPISODE Highlander

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Check chest PECs chest chest and tries tries tries tries buys traps dealt flat. Soleus gastronomy he's Gastro Namias gastric aeneas gastric anemic Zeif floyd process. Okay we're with. I love having a dog but I are. We saw when I was younger like it'd be cool to have a completely different kind of animals familiar. You get like a wizard could have a bat that helps. I know that stuff. You're not you're not in good company proper audience. What what what would be my question? Yeah what would your familiar your sidekick what would you go with an animal that was would you have an animal animal. That is reminiscent of you or would you go with an animal that goes completely in the other direction. fucking baboon racist chip. I'd be like fuck in Any which way but any which way but loose thousand rang attack rank those rip your face off gotta get rid of this face rate is. It's probably the way to go. I don't think they'll rip your shampoo. Would yeah chip if you're burned out on your face and your genitals get a champ because those right off and they'll do it for free. Yeah that that's the move because that's basically like getting another stronger human right for my familiar. I would pick a Japanese man. No I think I would want to bear. Bear bear like the grizzly man. Yeah I think I WANNA be grizzly. I always see like the not the guy who died from it but you ever see like those videos went to do training bear. There's just a video when I was a kid of a guy in karate uniform standing next to a bear and the bear attacks a woman and he starts like by accident as part of some demonstration. He liked the bare. Grab someone and the guy in the karate geese arrive. I'm starting to think I dreamt that in the middle of that story I just remember some movie like Grizzly bear knocks. A Horse's head off shows the bear swiping. Then you just see like a whole like a Horse's head like Godfather style like a Horse's head flying through the air movie with Alec Baldwin and the bear where they're trapped in the wilderness. Yet she etched within where they're getting chased by the bear. Yeah had I remember when that came out. There was a lot of special features. And like stupid like magazine newsmagazine features about like the bear they use in that movie and how how is basically like a big dog and he's running Hollywood's go to bear. Now he's a coke addict dressed up as has got on Hollywood's he's got his head taking pictures or fucking. Yeah what about you staying. You GotTa go with the Mustang Horse. Yeah Mustang this thing horse like that fuck. And what's that he'll dog oh everybody's favorite Vigo Mortenson movie history of violence. I'm a big KADOGO. Hey you find out I was like Lord of the Rings never heard that eastern promises. Dog'll Oh guy I'm all Hildalgo. Yeah I think I think for like five years after her dog came out. I got confused. With spirited away and in my head just pictured Hidalgo was an animated horse movie where Vigo Mortenson was the Voice of the Horse like inflated. There's two movies into one of you. Who are those guys Out We don't have any weapons on our stop. Shooting police shooting were just some were American students. Stop soon us. We're Americans who were just WANNA smoke a little hash no please please. I'm still alive. Stop shooting me Welcome welcome to Action Boys Guys. That was a backwards opening. Yeah it does it du Action Boys than the fuck and figure it out it's been wiles. Is We recorded an episode. We're all RUSS. We all went into the tank for ten days. Just an awful lot of people knows that all those ones that preceded this have been in the can for for five years recording all of those a week half five years on how we knew trump was elected. That was one of the ones wants. Because we didn't have to edit anything that's other ones where we guessed wrong. The Boston Red Sox actually being a terrorist organization that we ask slowly taking down America from inside announce apprise me that that didn't happen for sure we out yeah. It was showed me the documentary. You made. It was like. Oh yeah this is true. Yeah you're like the production value sauce but this is makes some talk Radio Omar we. This is all I want to say about the movie. We're about to talk about. We're talking about highland highland. I am obsessed with this because when I was a kid I never saw I missed it when it it came out through watch the TV show and then they saw the TV show and it was so bad. Then I heard my dad explained to me was based on a movie. The movie's actually good and I loved Queen and he's like you're GonNa love it's got queen is in south central. You can take that away from Arthur that things like the loudest toy and the Queen did the centric I was like. Oh I'll definitely watch that I fuck and watch it and it was not good. I loved it. You know what I mean. There's so many L. of child care about. I remember this movie. I caught in the middle several times. Same with me. The first time I saw it was them fighting on the stairwells. Oh and I just thought. It was like a full-blown Sean Connery. Piece so I was shocked when he got killed. Yeah I was going to say re watching this movie. The thing I take away from the most is if you close your eyes for five minutes and opened them again you could be watching a completely different film like it jumps in time and who it's talking about and like a lot and a lot like they go back and forth it starts in modern times then jumps to Scotland for a little bit and then jumps back to modern times. They give the audience a lot of credit. They don't they. They don't Spoon Fiji Anything the concept of the movie and I think it's a fucking brilliant idea for a movie because it tries to make sense of so much shit that cinematic Matichon looks cool. Like sword fights like pure like even how sacred Gr- churches or holy sites are sacred ground in like our neutral territory. The people that can have making also like talk shit to each other and not having to worry about like. Why don't they fucking killing each other agreed and like a long thread red or like a Motif of violence? You know where they're showing it back then and now. Yeah there's all that and like as a kid. This was one of those ones. I was surprised to hear that it came out in eighty nine fine because I remembered a lot for my childhood idea. Eighty six or eighty. Sixth makes sense. That makes more sense so I like it surprised me as watching watching it now because as a kid I'd always catch like in the middle and it. It checked a lot of boxes for me as a kid I was like. Oh there's a fancy component. There's sword fighting some lightning. There's there's some lightning some magic that I don't fully get right. Don't understand when they're allowed to use it or how they use it. Well Cool Guy. V like eighties effects. It's basically new ghostbusters level effects. Real shitty it's It's like off on lightning. Emperor jet I emperor scopes fucking. I liked that style school. It's like masters the universe time bandits as the New York. This is a great New York movie greats New York Avenue you look so good in it and then when they go to Scotland everywhere in the shitty wakes Scotland itself. Often beautiful scenes are shot in England which is crazy and like you can really stands out when they're on a studio and there's no real like night like you can tell why it's just like a blackness up the fucking students lag but some of it's like lettuce banish shoot in so I said to Tiffany I swear to God God. This is McMahon exterior and I was like Oh cool. There's so so McManus's radish club that you guys used to hang out and this is you dress up as in New York City police officer below. He didn't off duty cop and below each other and a lot of stuff you guys attend. It is an off-duty catch shitty normal. You gotta wear like Big Button down and I said wash jeans and white sneakers. So McMahon is is a bar that Bush people from UC be used to go to New New York. I don't know if they still do a little bit of Gabrielson. I have spent far too much of our adult life there. I've Jameson. Ginger Ale in pint. Glass `save stories from there. I actually I've mostly bad stories but I was used sometimes as an exterior like Seinfeld. It was almost never as an EMT. It's like a classic Corner Yob Hatton it from the outside disgusting but no they shot shot. That's where the highlander meets his girlfriend inside of McManus he's like where he's pretend no. MSG We gotta get into this movie. Because there's so much going on you doing the accent. This might be the first movie where I get to crash at the hairpin Gabor's Gabor's Sean connery for over ten years. And how he supposedly worked with with the Spanish dialect coach to not do turnabout tyler coach. Move like what the fuck collecting collecting paychecks going like. I honestly thought I was hired as a script supervisor. But I'm GonNa just make some money in a row with man I'm GonNa keep stamping. These checks baby. All right. She initiate phase one All right up to nine. Solve the riddle. Yes yes okay. The put the triangle piece in the triangle and anger the troll your finger the thumb in your own but so so then protocol By your command thing robot two thousand thousand okay motherfuckers. This is my favorite part by the way they activate stagger. Then you go for five seconds. Rogers takes over over and just say whatever. Yeah I've been distracted. HIV scare this one starts off because this movie is a metaphor about it can be one hundred percent at this. One starts at a wrestling match at like at the car at the garden. Yeah Oh yeah. Oh Yeah I'm going to go up because I think we gotta go back further because starts with Sean Connery and the the the red on black you understand yes fucking cuts the queen. mm-hmm looking pretty of the universe. That song it's amazing. It's sets the tone for the movie where it's like you don't you can't anticipate anything in this move. It's like opera. It's kind of gay and everything it's perfect sums up the movie perfect because the movie is very oddly. Homeownership yeah a lot of sexual chemistry between Sean Connery. Christopher ever his way to doc let's just settle it now saying Lambert or Lambert for the product. Lambert Lambert Sheepish Lion. Okay right. uh-huh I thought it was lambert because he's French nor Swiss is. He saw which is French. Let's get back this great debate but one of the things I read was after he had accepted the role. Realize go audition number nine to play guy background. We'll fucking dish fluid commercial and criminal. Embarrassment can infobahn. I WANNA say. Dishwashing liquid couldn't get it out dish. Fluid this all right. It's not bishops. I'm just a guy in the background. I'm sure whose dish flu dial soap. Oh Pajan all right. You got a little dish flu. Say so fluid bad. This guy gets fucking full-blown big budget movie. He'd done in Tarzana gray stroke where he didn't have to speak that much. I guess it kind of made him a hot commodity and they were. They went after a bunch of people for this to greatness. He's so fucking weird. He sounds weird as hell. He looked so he's got this big ass. Forehead got crazy person is kind of has no eyebrows. He no and and he looks like a Arnold Schwarzenegger does the Terminator in the first half and he's got a fix his desire to Utah Hill eyebrows his blonde eyebrow from forehead to like a six this movie rips off Terminator so much. Say Yeah. This movie is like here. Are the five things that people like in the culture currently like DND fucking time travel sex. Nobody likes to deny allies like trying to raise her coordinator. Who would you describe familiar? And who's the wizard and yeah we will. We'll stand up and leave if you keep doing sort of the wrestling match for thirty seconds into the movie. Yeah wrestling managed to these guys and these guys have wigs but where he is or gave the blonde wig off confederate wrestler. Yeah no I thought I knew who I was. I'll I show you I. I'll tell you I think I am later. I did think that it was weird to set this in a wrestling match and I guess it was supposed to be a hockey game. But they couldn't get the NHL to sign off on it just supposed to see that. Modern culture is violent violent. Why not boxing match then because the real and the the crowd is going fucking? It's elbow I gotta say the crowd would go more insane interesting. Would it would show liked trashing. The wrestlers actually look like. I thought that was superfly for a minute. Yeah there is they zoom in on him just sitting there miserable his face. Yeah so he's out of the movie. Oh and like did he have some conversation with this other imitate meet their meet him. I'd like rutger. Hauer esque do that. He's talking walking. Banker like valet like fifty year old. Yeah you're the other thing about this movie in this way we we say highlanders or mortal the people but none of them were ever fit or attractive. There's only like three and a half of them that's all there are. We could see Mike at some huge. It's just ought to be immortal. That only kicks in when you're like eighty five or some shit sweet. Does it like I mean. Is it like vampires where like when you turned when you first died like the first time you interesting. Ub Show made some sense of it. Right yeah we should watch the entire all right. We're back. We just took a year off to watch learn much so we sort of this podcast past six years ago we started this episode one year ago. we don't like the TV's you guys to be honest. I didn't have time to watch I. I was on this dish. Fluid Camping Grad some large non union but huge by our five hundred bucks uh-huh so they go from wrestling so this is we are literally Kurt shot when the one wrestler takes his shirt off and the like the little girl like tugs or lips. CBS super fucking disturbing like she's turned on by it. She goes like this we're you. That's not tugging her lips. I wonder to like you said they said Tozzi thronging. Yeah okay. That's hot now. There's a shot where it's like going win over the crowd and I wonder how they did that. Like was a camera on like some kind of like. That's a cool tricks. He's a horror movie director. This razor sir. Back which was like the fucking Aussie Jaws with a bore done music video month. A lot of museum forest for the sad makes sense but I think I read what you're talking about. The Guy who set that shot up is the inventor of the steady Cam. Also he made like like early prototype like camera wire shit like the NFL uses because they use it over MSG. It's well. It looks like it's surprising. Like how are they pulling that off. It was impressive. I watched this movie twice once stoned and when I watched it stoned I literally kept being like did I miss something. How our we when we were in the base for looking away the movies the movie takes place in forty locations that are also vary on time lighting? Got Thing that's happened. You know what I mean like this music tone. There's like some scenes where I'm like. Are they laughing. Let's keep feels another immortal around like making sense when they're near each other those down into the garage parking garage garage where there's no real rules to park. Their cars like haphazardly everywhere. Everywhere empty spots during a crowded the shitty movie graffiti. Where like it's New York we'd better like sprayed up so they do like just like single lines? It says fucking Dumb Nola Gay. I remember it says the name of the bomb that they draft. There's all sorts of lame shit written out that was a plane plane that fluid the fluid. It was fat man and little anyway. Yeah and then mining Rogers Improv team name is just fucking businessman in fuck in mere shades pops out it looks like of Limo drivers and he has a sword. I've got an agent soared the Salamanca. Right I think or is that lamb bears sword. No they find his sword they find this guy. What did they find that guy sorted they find the the she finds the Metal Shade From Lambert tells it it doesn't matter it doesn't matter what she goes back? Gotcha so they start are fucking fighting. Because he's like gotten he looks like a columbine kid he's got a fucking trench coat on lampert. Connor Macleod is his name so he fucking a bust out his own sort and they start a coup last fight scene in the park in great fight scene leads. It does a backflip off the car. Right I like That this fight here. Let's set you up for the world of like so. These immortals are are more than human in their skills. At least because it's old man should not be able to do a backflip. The swords and lightning are involved in some capacity right and I don't understand why they have to fight each other because there can be only one. Yeah but this this is what this is where the gathering is happy. So that's that's what I'm trying to because that was the part of the movie that never made sense to me. Even rewatching it's still little gathering is also a contest like they call it a contest or they would've price is it's called the gathering the winner gets the price and they'll just feel this dislike poll to this certain area which I guess is New York. Land a foreign land faraway land and so. They're all kind of ending up in New York and they make it seem like there's GonNa be Allot. There's two point three highland swimming. There's other like details are missing allude that like some guy was found headless. Listen New Jersey decapitated or whatever they call them the head head hunter and I was like that failed Tom. Hanks Sequel Right headless in New Jersey. Harsh it the only three himself knowing all checks chicks no eight heads in a Duffel. This is premium content. Podcast the twenty five dollars worth. Yeah people are GonNa love headless in New Jersey. I think he's going to be. That's our new catchphrase. Forget meet up the far box in New Jersey through so many Shitty New Jersey jokes in this like. Oh Yeah I used to be the thing to do for lies like that's in all my time of living in New York. There was never any like am like nobody cares right like oh New Jersey folk that nobody talks about the only people who talk about it. Our Jersey people who are like pre read defensive living in Jersey hurt Seagal. Now I know I live in New Jersey. I heard Seagal that an unaccredited right on the dialogue and he might have been the one that was responsible responsible for all the Jersey jokes. He's maybe we have lamb shake Rogerio Hammer Jersey hard and like it only happens in movies Shit on Jersey that look New York the Connor cuts this. Guy's head off a fucking and you'll I don't know anything like a big on. Explain anything SMOOTHIES fucking insane going in blind. It's fucking crazy. It is and then like the body starts glowing car start fucking exploding and like porn oriented. It cuts right to Scotland and then finished right to Scotland. Yes and I and we see Connor Macleod again. Yeah yeah cloudy McLeod. A cloud clan make this our Lord fifteen thirty six. Yeah good one further McLeod Hammer that it's like this is the same group of people. We are the Macleod's in case they named needs to come Scottish rush even though he has an indecipherable upset like almost famous. Scottish actor of all time plays into the Spaniard. Ramirez he's Spanish apis here as literally. Why would we should Juan Sanchez? I feel a Lobos Ramirez. We should say on track though. So he's so it cuts back Scott about their marching into battle. They're like getting getting ready for this big fight. And it is not Braveheart Level Cinematography Braveheart time period. They are highlanders. Yeah which is funny. That the highlander. It is what they mean by immortal. Literally refer to him as the highlander learn. When I saw brave at the highlander is not in reference to immortals who fight with swords selenium that was your takeaway from the movie house? Actually alern something about the highlander movies. We also are we to the other clan that they're battling against and this is where we meet our bad guy clancy brown. WHO's a great bad guy? He's the warden from Shasha Shawkshank. Amazing voice the buggies. He's been in a million Liam fucking thing. His credits are amazing. Because he's done like a voice on every big animated Luther in Superman right and he's like a marvel he's like j Jonah James and that no. That's not him but like he's in like fifty of those voices and his fucking resume reads like a fucking wikipedia voices so fuck as eappen gravel gravel he's spectacular and this and I think he's riffing a lot in this movie. Yeah like that won't Church Shit. They say he's not supposed to talk. He's tried to send them out to be like a monster. And it's like we have someone who wanted to be terminated right. It's insane what he ends up looking like. I don't understand why we're they both get so so in fifteen thirty six. He's got like a fucking skull helmet on and he's telling him like he looks connor. Yeah he looks excites from Wheeler. He's like the economy is amongst them. He's mine well. This is where it's confusing. He goes. Leave the boy to me. This guy embarrassed forty the uranium one touch the board so no one's fighting connor and he can't figure out why it's fun in weird. Yeah why wouldn't you. I'm cloud fight me in the guy from the wrestling match in I seen why. Why won't no-one fight me? Almost immediately like fucking so What's his name? The fucking Krueger. Yeah he or the Kroger you're not the criterion or something. No it's like. His name is like something. His name is Victor Cruiser. Leyte Ruger Kerr again. The Craig Pittsburgh you yeah. So he'll he stabs him goes to chop his head off. But then all the the rest of clan Macleod comes to his aid and defeats sermon. He's like I'll see you again. Islander and then we come on no. He's immortal we don't know what the Fox going on time travel had asked to the eighty s come back to the clouds trying to leave. MSG In his dough pass poorer. She has the sickest car in this flying out of there. And he's he's arrested. He's a fucking gun to his temple. Our field officers Garfield by way but officer Garfield. That's who I I. Is that the guy who I thought it was. The big fat bald now Garfield the skinny guy that calls move. No I'm the FAT sweaty guy who's in like every mob movie. Oh Jon Polito yes. That's me I'm police. Y would the cops be called. They had it. All exploded. Auditing Shit I mean there's a whole electrical storm that's derived for. I understand why they like. They're like we're waiting for this guy or just because he's due to come the eating out of there just seems like how they react to they get there very fast and how they react to him. Leaving doesn't quite add add Pride because he could be able to go. I don't know I was down there and lightning. Sir Cars Yeah. It's fine at where it's like. The place blows up guys fucking speeding eating out of their. They're like WHOA. What are you trying to get out? Keep fights them a little bit right. Yeah that's true true And change my mind all right now. I love this movie the League but I'm sitting back down in my chair back to Scotland back to London. McLeod's dead he's on. He's on their deathbed. or He's dead wife. No He's dead is what's crime like don't let the last thing. He hears your welling woman and the father is played by the guy from great thrown l.. Now he's game of Thrones Angus. He's the guy in charge of the night's watch. Yes yes yes he's Mormon right. Yeah there's also the dad in braveheart one of the bags Yay just get work as you look good in Tartan kilt you can play good weird I shit. He's got his own stuff like Hebron here on wardrobe options him in Stellan stars. Guard it up then we come back to the fucking eighties. And now we're at the police station. Where they're questioning? Connor Macleod. Who goes it goes by a different name? He's now Russell Nash. Russell Nash Antique dealer and Weird Because Russell Crowe Played Steve Nash and Beautiful Mind Right. It's not true. Is it now Nash. The best out it was Nash. Sivan's more hampered no who's the guy who's the guy from a beautiful night. We'll all I'm saying is that they're fucking kids in the basement of this. Watch my documentary. Trust me trust also there at the crime scene and they find the sword and like this is where we meet. Brenda the forensics lady. Yeah very passionate about her job airy passionate about sword making also Ghyka killed like this in New Jersey. Yeah but I figured that's Jersey Toledo shower manca worth with a million dollars a million dollar rapier and so now they're like Nash and there's a lot of great lines in this. We jump back to one part of the way they made a real meal at Christopher of Macleod. Trying to get a sword under a car like this these people are immortal. Sword Nassar's weakening in his Goddamn. I can't reach the sword. SORTA way under a car like take a moment attention. We're trying to have you ever liked dropped like your keys under your car like literally. I don't want to kneel but I think the only way to get this is the neal like left a car far before like new car. Just go to buy a dish rag into the gas tank. Light IT and walk away. Yeah that was a real like immortals. They're just like US USC AMI off though to that car. So this is where they try to justify. Lampard's weird as voice where it's like you talk. Funny Nash. Where you from a lot of different places that justifies y? In modern times. He might have a weird accent because because he was born in Scotland lived there for however many hundreds of years and then lived around the world. Gasoline Jersey Nash. Not if I can help it. Holy Shit that doesn't explain why his voice sounds like that in the past. Yeah no Super Scottish. We see plenty of him way back in the first place he ever was and it does sounds exactly the same as he does now. It's only here another theory. This faizal was so upset by allows lousy wrestling hitting went down to the base of the garage and kill themselves and then the other guys pitches like how about this. He who served shot Ferguson Hirsch. He's like why you cruise yes cruising a piece of Asiatic theatrical losing for a piece of ass that had to be like lambere like what does this mean and just say. Don't worry about imagine he's learning English. They're like two now you say a cruising for a piece of that's one of the like wow that like that shit doesn't Ashwell part for later on the look. Police chiefs like the guys in Vietnamese neighbor. His dog do you think like whoever wrote the screenplay like You know had in his mind with like this kind of showdown with Lambert saying like cruising for peace as- and all that stuff and he sees the actual version with Lambert. Doing he's like all right. It wasn't exactly how I thought it would sound in my mind but it is what it is. Seoul was me going to be McLeod McLeod. It is funny allowed. That line in there and then watching being like this movie is Kinda Gay. That's all right so let's get into that. Yeah theory a little bit because it. It's really it's like men travelling millennia to finally meet. Yes smash their swords together when sparky which is what I call George. We're going to get closer speed. Just everything everything. I know everything. He's like leave a McLeod who we can't have children. Let's just running through tap. Yeah he's like let's go play with field. Do you feel it. I feel it in talking about the spirit of the deer in that moment. Mailed there don't don't template that feel the heartbeat the heartbeat the stab the stack offbeat. Then they're supposed to be I. Guess running faster than they've ever ran before right. Harnessing something like Sean Connery is sixty or something. I like I pace it out like they. They pulled off the equivalent of like like ten Second Forty Yard Dash. Sean connery has to be running. Slow enough that it looks fast when Lambert runs past them and come on you haggas. What does she like related moment? where it's like we got the Scottish Adage Guy we gotta have counters? What does haggas sounds discuss the WHO writes the line for me? Also there's do I don't understand so they bury so now we're back into the we bury him. He comes back to life he and then we jump back to Denver in New York for. It's so confused that well right now. We're we're at like we meet Krueger. WHO's like driving around into the city and we realize this I still yeah? He's got his fucking neck big scar on his now. We don't know why. NC that before. And he's like kind of a punky puts a tape of Queen while he drives around connects dietetic music motel. where the fucking dude running? It has a great surround his mouth. He's like if you need anything. Broad blow just Diallo. Oh yeah that is a and he tries to get them later on to completely is so fucking dope scene where he's like building his sword. He is like a sword that you can take apart with a sniper rifle that he doesn't see this week in the source to pat idea sword if you're fighting a moral all sorts but just carrying case sort isn't even legal to have like. Yeah he's got a trenchcoat on all the time you can hide that in the trench coat it sounded. It's fucking convertible. Yeah in the back. It's not a submachine gun that you kind of have to be discreet about. It's a real music video moment where he's like both training with the sword in putting together like together like a montage like he does like the little sort of on site when the little thing that makes us sort so cool. Is that little blades. Komo gathering and then Like I'm candy. Of course you I do. They have sex thing. Oh yeah because of the guy. The motels like. Let's enter into some freaky stuff. Yeah because we what does he do we. I don't see him fuck gets fucked behind her. Because it's a peg you say you can put this on slowly builds it in the montage. They haven't spare. You WanNA get your boxing media. So now he's getting trained by now. For some reason Sean Connery's able to detect him. I can detect attack all we just heard tale of guy that like pulled himself out of a grave right right and so yeah he like the village tertre like his clan. Dan Turns on him. Because I mean in the meantime like the forensics woman goes back to get the sword because you realize there's another source that should be there but the Charvet Ed of the Ninja highlanders. They're getting a sore back. And then he follows her to McManus right. Where then they both leave leave like casually introduces them? He tries to kind of like sets up with her which she refutes and then he leaves and she follows him yes and then he gets attacked by. I'd like to walk you home. Brenda sway to pick a moral thing. If he's super smooth trick in the book hundreds of women across decades of time nine women so then this is where Krugman attacks them right and it's like a cool kind of like sword soared verse pipe moment right. She throws up yet and it's so weird like they fight and he's like you need to get out of here and then like at the end like he lectures her for following him and it was like dude. You just tried to fuck and hang out with her this report like like nice to see you again McLeod. And he's like Nice to see you too nice to see you. He had like five words added to. That's really sold the joke and then they couldn't get it and they're like we'll just cut it on. Just say Nice to see you. Let's get one we just shows up like. Hey stop and there's the whole run away and it's like no. Aw Stop. Don't do that. Shit and why are the cops already there yet. Another weird copying. Can you defend this situation. Here Rogers Yeah. I mean they've fucking it's a police state man so they're cruising around and they see so fuck it sparks from fucking sword hidden a pie. Well makes a allowed racket okay. I'm back in. I've read that. They they put thin wires along the swords that went down to car battery. Yeah and they both were able to when they smash them together would make sparks. Because one sword was positively one was negative. That's how they got. Those sparks can real practical. That's a cool cool cool. Who fucking thing? He's like. Why did he call you? highlander what is there can be only one. Yeah she's really hammering pod points out it's the year yeah fifteen hundred cutback Scotland word. They banish him for being the devil. Anyway flex lots to burn him. We jump back to the present jump forward to the back in the back to the future of the movie. We love can't when he's sword fighting the Kurkin and he's doing fine when he gets the sword lost. He's not doing that. Great Kirgiz I literally dominating pipe. He doesn't have a pipe he does so yeah well like he's he really handles sorry when he handles himself with the pipe. Really well you're like Holy Shit. And then later on when they fight with swords it's he's getting his ass kicked he's like you already almost beat this guy with fucking pile fuck in explain it between now and then he chopped another guy's head off got more powerful. Do you get got more powerful when you kill them. So yeah that's why he's so powerful is he's killed the most immortals and so that's that's part of the prize. Surprise Prize is slowly stronger. So maybe you would WANNA be killing highlanders Lehto immortals earlier on. Yeah all right all right all right. So Yeah Yeah. So then. He's like just walking around and those gals just like wandering on. Yeah it's like a very short seen him. It's like super sad gallows lows and like they're just lucky to not be burned alive which I assume he would be okay from even Burnham because he's Kappa tation unless it's like they burn them so bad as hedges rolled off. That's like some of the logic. They say like he is unconscious right but he can kind kind of walk under the water like he doesn't die from drowning right right right but why does he go unconscious and pond getting stabbed like when they bear when they could stabbed like it hurts them You die but you're buying kind of like Wolverine rules. You like your body slowly regenerates. Yeah that's there was like a deleted say corrine rules. Yeah there's a deleted scene where Conrad says its case leaves. You WanNA match for the X men. Psalms Diatta mounting him. Of course you would have been great. Wolfberry Sean Connery. Old Man Logan Solo Man Murray and Shit slap in women around with his claws so it has an awesome store. In Soho of this is like how I always thought I would end up living in a place that had fuck that. You walked into through a gated gated elevator always dreamed of that an elevator open directly into my apartment. Because because daddy movies fuck you up when you're like Oh that's cool that's cool. That's that's and that's what this character is poor. The poor character lived in a loft and so forth cool as shit. He's money right. He's got the right career. I Anti Shit forever and then put something in storage for a couple of hundred years then sell it millionaire. So what what. The fuck happened to him after after he gets bandaged. Because now he's got this cool castle and like a fucking hot young. I don't understand how much how. How much did you guys fall fall in love with heather? Jesus now really made me think of like matched US having a fucking castle on the side of a lake just doing nothing but like cooking and you can do that forever just like hey. Why did you do that forever? Because we're both from Scotland. I would very much touched lag to do this forever with you. I think conor Mao shows ninety one icon ratios up and like he jumps off just after they fought he jumps over them and his whore on his horse. Shows Right. Is there fucking. Because he's Com. What if team misjudge the jump and just like crushed on his walker as Conrad's climaxing looking into Heather's is a huff just lands on her head and fucking Gallagher's or your brain down like cassava are a little bit here where I was like? Bravo connery work. Pay Brothers from Spain Bane. That was it that was the extent of it and back in the eighties. Got Brenda's book. Where where she wrote a book about solid hilarious? It's like fucking awesome powers like Swedish penis pumps me this sort of thing. Is My bag baby. uh-huh couldn't be more cartoonish all about old sorts and how to make them and stuff. I might be the perfect girlfriend. Brenda Wyatt and it's so weird because like so keep going back and forth like that. We're in the eighties fucking ten minutes. Then we go back to Scotland where like like we have a full-blown like mentor. Montage do ya shot at full blown. In order like they at least it was scripted to be like a huge chunk chunk of Scottish time and then we go to modern times. I go forth like crazy is confusing. It's like like it because he eats a couple of different time periods. Various love to watch this not knowing anything about how I wonder what the bad experiences like. Yeah if anyone anyone of the action boys guys are Action Action Boys Gals or the action faction or the sauce or at US know. How fucking confused? You're about highlander. Because I remember growing up there were like remember the highlander. With Mario Van peebles I think it was final. Dimension Shit was always that was so heavily advertised when it came out and it was bomb. Like I I I still have it burned into my memory of Mario Van peebles penal. I think it was him right. I think so very select. highlander rose four thousand years. Remember the fucking. TV show is on so much. I almost felt guilty. Not Watching it and I was like this is just fucking on all time. USA networks every day go go. Yeah me too shows like that where I'm like I feel like I should watch renegade but every time it comes on my into renegade sport I start. Stop Watch allender I did do I calls in from Florida. Watch renegade man. My cousin from Florida by the way needs to be a guest and I don't want him to have any other name cousin from Florida because we all have a cousin Florida they all like renegade. Who was the guy in the TV series that played Dunkin? Oh yeah what. The fuck was his name. He's like he's more handsome than Lambert. Yeah Yeah Yeah I remember it shows up in the pilot. Yeah it makes no sense for like they should have just had him beat the highlander but like he's highlanders cousin who's also an immortal mortal also clan Macleod. Yeah we're very clunky you. It's really hard to try to launch a franchise off of something where the plotline is. There can be only one like like fifty times fifty times to everyone dies except for one. He's established that he's bringing it back for the quickening and the review you of it that made the most rounds was like there should have been only one. That's a great that's like fucking. You can't handprint. Can you. Shit Shark Sandwich to review shits him which you can print that So we're this explains like what the fuck and quickening is what the pre gail hero's journey now. Where he's got the mentor? He's what is the quickening. The quickening is when you become like it's a feeling is saying yeah. It's like a feeling that what you get. It's like being turned on basic. You like tap into your power in the flow you experienced that at its most concentrated. It's in traded when you had had another but you can kind of feel it. You know like he kind of uses that you like Shit like the force in a way that stagg. They're able the kind of like get into it there. And the millions electrocute like he raises his hand up to lightning. You can kind of feel it there you know. Yeah and it's also weird like when they're training and they dislike. Hey let's just rider horses and find a weird spot just sword fight. Here's a moment where they're side by side like learning like basic sword play Mike Yes. Connery will slow and a lot of east like where he got paid a million dollars for one week of as shooting. That's the dream duties. I seven Evan and I'm done yet but I will say we we were talking about earlier. It's like I remember him so much from this movie because he's in it for ten minutes because you guys just Scott fucking great presidents movie Sir. Yeah he's in this ridiculous role but you're still outfit is insane from the moment. He's dressed the brown phase in light brown rice cocoa to make magician liner to make them like Nestor. Dale Shelly been that he says been day. I wish I wish shooter said me. Oh Romeo mission meal you Spanish peacock like they start like busting each other's balls and shit. You'd never told me about this. You Spanish peacock. How Much Do they dad? TV series should just been highlander. Trying to figure out being dad age now so it's just a fucking comedy sitcoms huge family now for police officer wife. uh-huh forensics police officer. She has soared expert. She's a forensic. Police officer says a little side and so that day she gets called to MSG and she's like you gotta be kidding me. It's swords it's this is like the thing I also wrote a wrote a book about and then she doesn't like they don't tell her this guy they're questioning. Is this Guy Nash. Who met her at the bar aren't right yeah she's involved in the case and does not know that no? She's generally happens to glance his mugshot. She's leaving one time but we should okay so we should finish. Finish connery's our courage yet. Curb shows up and fights Ramirez in a pretty awesome on the set of young Frankenstein. It looks yeah exactly Morons Palmer. OCSAR effort looks like color. Version of those sorts. Aren't getting anywhere near those rocks. And they're like blowing out of the walls and this is pretty cool the whole place balls down except for the air. It's great it's great. Where's where's I McLeod? He went out to get some fucking some day. Also hint that Sean Connery is trying to fuck heather right now. He's no because he's just like he surly about other sexual exploits stuff there and of course. I kept her awake for hours a diet. I think it's along the lines of like Sam Elliott and we'll house. You know. Nancy comes out speaking random Spanish. And then it's like. Oh this is your new girlfriend and we're just like old mentor flirting type stuff. I don't I don't I don't think he would've Japenese princess his lashing. Well that's how they explain the sword that had like the a two hundred yeah folds a medal or some shelves like he was a genius figured out some Kinda SORTA and we see Ramirez slice neck. ORGEON SCAR heals as they're fighting and fucking Ramirez straight up stabs him but he's just too strong and fuck and and finally fucking slices had then rapes McLeod's woman even though we don't know about six it's just Ramirez is women right and I think like Ramirez his thinking was if he knows it's McLeod he'll like either killer like keeper fucking thin us against a strategy that he employs. He's in the future but yeah I think he did it to protect her and mccloud so we go back Ryan. I WANNA take off Josh Protector. Yeah no she's with me while some protection. No no no no there. She's with me while Raipur. Okay so we have that weird moment with his secretary who they have like clearly have like sort of an older babe but they have a long relationship with according to IMDB. They're like deleted scenes. Were like Macleod. Saved her as a little girl in World War Two. It's in the movie wasn't in the version I add. It's in the one that I saw. What no I didn't see this? Don't you do you. We have a DVD. No well. I've watched it in two spots like I watched a little bit of it on streaming wherever HP as it is not include so then yeah well. I rented another one which may be like some directors and it fuck. It shows that scene. What is that so tell me? Tell us so. He's like it just cuts to like it's kind of hokey World War Two set up and he's just like running around there. You know just like involved in some kind of battle. And then he here's like for the Nazis he's fine for the Nazis. Yeah he's like rounding up Jews. It's can Darlie but you know he's gotTa understand donning. He paid his team and he was wrong. And like you throw bad about it. You could tell I I felt bad about an hour. He feels bad. Feels bad but you'd still like he'll argue. It felt bad up until like these last three months. Now he's kind of like well. We'll even in that one hill like arguing like was it that many that got killed. If you really look at the numbers like does it add up. He was he keeps bringing up. Stalin Alan and like how Stalin was way worse. Why does anybody talk about stone? Do like that. They made the crew in Russian like he's ancient Russian so it's still even tate in like the Vietnam War in Russia eat. EAT This t shirt. Oh the crazy crazy fucking shit. That's a weird fucking part two so yeah. This is just like real quick just like in I could see why they cut it because it does and and it doesn't work with all ask another scene to if that when we get to it if that was if you guys saw that one but here's like a whimpering and then like he pulls off some rubble and there's like like the little girl in there like a little blonde girl and she says like everybody's dead and he's like I'm all alone too and then like she like he holds her and then like a Nazi shoots him in the back and she's like she whispers to one there on the ground like how come you didn't die. He's like is kind of a magic and then like gets it makes so much more sense. Why why they left that line at the end of the movie when he leaves her is like it's kind of magic? It's like what the Fuck Are you talking you wink winks sadder than it's the Brian Mason. Yeah and then he fucking smokes the Nazi and then like you get the idea. They like. He raises her. Like maybe like Fox or when but you can have like weird sexual. That's a weird dynamic to have a child that's not yours. Wait Til she's eighteen fucker till she's like Kinda to fuck anymore so anybody is going to happen. Twelve and that is so fucked Oscar for Blue Jasmine. Well you may secretary now aged into a different role so now we we have this. Weird date at Brenda's place where she invites him over for dinner just makes this. She invites himself himself. But she she also knows he's like an interested Party in like a fucking decapitation on. This is very confusing. He shows up she goes he goes no. This can talk over. She's like track and like hides a tape recorder in a gun answers the door and then he's like. Are we going to eat away. I'm so sorry can I take your jacket goes no I'll keep it. is He called as he planning on leaving. The bags keeps US sword hidden in there still still like Vista Weird off. Yeah and then and then knows immediately where she kept the tape recorder and the gun and it's a big apartment hitting go get my earrings. And you think she's going to do something else sneak but no one hundred percent pulled series on what she likes she before he shows up she hides a gun and a tape recorder order and like Oh. I don't have time to do my earrings. And we get this fucking great scene. Worry on Cork's brandy and like this drink things from now. It's like Karan the bottles in seventeen eighty three and then you just says it's like the year Mozart wrote. He's got like a ten thousand mile stare. It does seem like a ptsd like vet in that moment. He's also dislike. Look into fuck. This doesn't give me some sex. I don't know what this has worked for. Millennia I've Gotten Pussy over Remembers Ramirez being like you must leave her brother. What about the weird long con with the rap? The book to Yes got this kipp tended to her book. She's like Hugh Pastor Bullshit because a book says that you uh-huh I don't understand either party's motive and it's like a white and they're not I just falling in love either. There's so much it's saying we have no idea what he's going to like buster and it's like this is like I'll fuck it. I know what I'm GONNA do. I'M GONNA wrap her book. Look I'm going to have a nice bottle of brand. Keep my jacket on and this bitch better. Not Record it. uh-huh we cut back to Scotland because he's having feelings for they compare that with his feelings for his first or I guess this may be a second second wife when he actually had like a full relationship with and Berry Berry she dies is and wants Him to light a candle for her. Make me a promise. My beautiful man. That's what if you wouldn't didn't promise he's like look. I mean probably I'll do it but I'm looking at living like thousands of years. I in that moment was like because because he comes after the date so long. It's a long fucking time November seventh November. Half to go to the Grocery Certify Candle Cosco once get a bunch of candles. Just keep a one room church time. Do you close was I just need candle. Great I believe a scream to have PAS mates only spirited up five times not bad at three hundred years so so we go back to one thousand nine hundred five. Were meets African Buddy in central park just real quick before he is dating her or is maybe getting into the store check. Nick jumps back in time. We see heard his obviously heather die. I truly thought she's like make me one promise I'm like I'm watching whereas tell tell me she. It's not allowed to fuck anyone namic. They were going to set up when they come back to the future. He's like I should leave. Made a promise it would be such a funny blah. She's like promise me you'll never sleep with any money out. Of course we naturally do anal bucks. Yeah box is doesn't count. Talk Do you feel it. I do you feel my body on your watch. His African Buddy I assume based on the the fact how he's dressed east from cheeky on. That must've been a fucking long. He must have seen some around for years. uh-huh fucking black immoral. He's Chris Rock Scott that great joke about how you can't travel back in time if you're black until the eighty the right you can go. Guy Finally made it to the eighties. Five to assume he he was alive during the river. All right so there's a flashback in this scene till and that makes no sense to where it's like. This is like reminds me of the dual that. He's not at Boston common because as I was. That's what I was GonNa ask you if that was another director's cuts because this does not fit in the movie. Now Weird weird like like the guy wasting has like this weird sort of like him like. Yeah who's like into him but the guy's not into the him and then shoots him in the back for no reason fucking weird and he's shit faced yeah and like they haven't ever established at McLeod is like a drunk or anything. I don't this the I like the last time he got drunk. Yeah all right this by the way like the eighth time in the movie where I'm like okay and I'm like I'm watching it on my computer here and I'm like all right. Jump back two minutes because you definitely miss the minutes and the Afrin Guy on the bridge on what are we drinking boom boom remember. Why is he said then that he's not in her? They've known each other for so long that he's heard this story so many times. That was revolutionary. Like when when they flat was seventeen. Seventeen eighty three Ryan. The fuck and brandy was not a good time to be black or black dude and revolutionary. Boston I'm sure it wasn't take the fucking seventies is not a good place for Boston me. Now they had the march true. They're back they're back baby. So this is where like Kruger's the hotel he's like. How would you like candy? He and he's like don't talk to me. I want you to leave me the head cut off. Yeah there's a lot of jokes about like whenever they like. Just unknowingly wish something bad on a immortal somebody. Somebody will say that. They hope they don't get their head cut off or they get their head cut off right get maybe one should always part of the tropes of our favorite movies is where it's like. There isn't epidemic of heads being cut off so we got casually mentioned it like everyone's in the know about it like the night of the Oscars in heart it to kill. You know what I mean like you hear on the radio once someone mentions it in person like that we've got to really pinpoint the time the head hunters all over there. So many like Corner Selma Post Swertz. Like head-hunter reveal even that scene in the motel resign. Hoping like in the background is the news reporter being. He's six seven shit like that. So now we get this fucking great character riding around New York in a transam full of automatic weapons looking for trouble like like Hey Moscow. This unloads an Uzi into guns in the movie like add a gunfight sees The crew gin and the African just sword fighting an alley in an alley which is like one of the big like set scenes in a movie. Were like really stands ends out because then when he pulls out it's like wow we're back in New York it's the it's the alley. The stair and the staircase plays like in the parking lot all the places they need to explode. They couldn't do right because building fucking explodes wants to quickening happen. Kill silver COUPLA. Great Silver Cop does look good and that's another set. Yeah but like I love even that choice of like. Let's have the big thing. Take place set sick leave on a set on the roof of a set also. Oh I felt pretty good when the sewers below out and shit yeah cool fucking awesome. It keeps bit like each each kill like keeps getting progressive. And you kind of get a little bit more idea of the magic involved all around it but they never say good stagger all to this guy can transient dude. I thought Rogers could play. You'd be a good McLeod like I think I was thinking you tell you you could do the cloud I mean I'm like just fucking weird looking enough like that's one of the things I like about. This movie is the two leads in it fucking McLeod. And what's her name. The Brenda Wyatt both weird looking. They're like attractive. And then you you act any focused like whoa. There's like I was like okay. I'm coming around on her and they did like a profound. Oh I like Ooh what's happened and what's not and and shoreline was considered sexy by a bunch of women but like his style doesn't hold US Super Br he looks like a psycho through. Especially we're trenchcoat. He looks he'll look good like he like. Sometimes they'll have a wide shot. It looks good. And then they're like cut to a close up in his his house and I'm like God his hair your door for the day. He looks like a fucking like Ted Bundy. The great team when they go to visit the the Vietnam veteran hospital where he gets stabbed he survived lives. So this is the twenty people around no one saw enough offense and New York City. New York is all right now at least not from New Jersey slippy. Some skin brother run. And don't lose your head because we gotta headless killer out there killing people's head it's one thousand nine hundred six. I will say one thousand nine hundred. It's a refreshing. That jokes folks like that. I like a way to get a haircut shave. It's refreshing a movie that takes place as in the eighty s to have the one black character be African and not like Oh sick. Man Chai Denim it. Would he watches like all right. Let's go talk to Alphonse Allie Turkey. Just his phone waiting on the bridge. The Guy Mu walks up and shit. I can only imagine meeting with the writer where you're like. Hey Okay so we love the script I think before you do a rewrite meet a black person to speak to an African American citizen. I think I pretty much get there already. I'm I'm sure this guy wasn't meant to be African in the script. 'cause I bet you that's why they had the revolutionary thing. Where like they didn't even worry about it? Not Making sense right right right because you're way more interesting to make more like International for sure makes it bigger. Yeah I I will say. I've noticed with these movies that we watch and they're certainly they'd want to not grade. But there's there's an interesting amount of diversity in the action movies in the eighties. But I give them some credit for like it seems like they made more of an effort than other movies to incorporate some diversity certainly more than Rom coms and I think it's because audience and I think action movies also are like oddly. A taxi like if you're a believable as a bad ass yeah then you get to work you know what I mean like. You don't have to be like marketable equitable if you're like. You know you just have to be fucking bad ASS random African character. The one the one person and they'll like buying by an fucking guys reading the paper she re pissed and he's like you know cops camry we should say about that cut where the guy he steals to car from that old old couple throws the guy old woman is on the foggy but he says mom. That's rippin right. Yeah there's like driving and cheap freaks out climbs out of the car like he just keeps driving with her on behalf of the car. He's great then then they go to the hospital and and he's so that dude got fuck in curbing soared to he got up after I put enough load to kill a rhino put enough lead. I didn't hand to kill a rhino cops like okay. We got a little information. They're about to leave and then he lays on them like what he saw happening quickly and they're like do they. Give a great sort of like intro to him where he's like I talked to was like fucking. Co He kinda lost it over with guns. The guy gets stabbed in a vigilante effort in the alley and before he's even conscious the cops have already spoken to his office. Vietnam Karadzic's Yeah Roger Explanation for that through good cops. Okay I mean. New York's finest man fucking serial killer on the loose. They put the best guys on it. Berg Berg invest guys by the way are a homophobic like fucking Garfield and then like a dumpy sixty year old man uh-huh Shinoda Fag mccloud. So we are doing research on national learns that like the names bullshit and that it was like a baby's name that died right after birth and then she put together. This computer guys allows career. Yeah and he'd like deadly serious. He's it's like man it's cold in here. He's like he's bad for the circus. This is a very sophisticated piece of machinery and it does unbelievable shit where pieces together all the signatures to write his. It's just like so over produced by argue all the signatures just looks. Looks like some weird lame script font looking and they say on Black Matrix. Ms Daas kind of like. Why is uh-huh now? highlander is goes through Churchill. Light a candle for his old sweetie Abbas Hattiesburg take it is there is also gives shoutout to Ramirez which like is another weird thing about their relationship where he's like take care very yelverton staggers and then of course Kruger comes in puts out. The candles handles really funny. I Want I want to point that. That cloud has like gruesome happy beyond Halloween stressed. I've now joke by him him. But he's crazy shaped head. He's he's got to share this weird way he's got safety pins on this. I'm in disguise. He's you know by the way if I'm a fucking immortal like you want to say a highlander but if I am immortal we'll go fucking neck protector all like. Why wouldn't you wear it under a Turtleneck fulltime so you cannot get your we? We never wear good well. Let's get into a couple of sword fights I'd be like later. Keep my fucking head over. You do so uncomfortable. The one time. Relax to watch Netflix. And pop that thing wall another great what happened to your friend Ramirez. Oh he slipped down the stairs and hit his head on a glass table head cleaning a meat cleaver on on the ground blade three accident. Quick wit nowhere. What a waste of quick? Nobody got enjoy adequate getting into bed so he also has a great line where he's like it's better to burn out than fade away. which out church makes no sense? Yeah we care off phrase. I've got something to say like what about the priests comes up. He's like Oh. Forgive me fathers really. I'm a worm. And then he takes the priest's hand licks it said in the first and you saw God you'd see that mother goes say like he's a worm but he doesn't like the hand there's this thing where like he takes the priest's hand like he's GonNa kiss it and then licks it Lik. Does a huge lick talk. Yeah it's fucking officers is doing whatever he wants in. And then as he's walking away he's like I got something to say then renders under shows up at the antique store and like he makes her stab him and he dies and comes back and then they immediately faulk and and Michael. He's still got the quickening he's real zero in on those like the Kiko Seco and they're not the same shot reused over. No now kiss is like in the shadows kissed cities. It's very humid. It's like what I imagined. Sexes is bill would be like am I gonNA. I'm just GONNA get after those tits twelve year olds original. You got it all over again. He's how do you stop. Why did move on anything else man? Td's rule now why. Why do why are we so obsessed with tits them for the first year of our lives and rows of it kind of like I mean one theory about? Why guys elected is that? They're like chest but yeah that's I've heard that so like if you're really far away and you're you're facing a woman like you could still see some so it happened when we started walking upright. Yeah because we'd be attracted like cleavage of buds because for procreation in writing and then when we started walking up right you lost that front attraction for procreation so the breasts provide the. But it's weird. I just WanNa Suck tits right yeah I think sucking is more. Yeah because like we're babies. I WANNA suck kids. This is me I remember. What episode was Ryan just casually goes guys like? I'm big butts on your face and stuff. Now he's just like this kid rock Turgid I mean why. Why can't we as a society he with sucking on that suck but I do that? I'm not against it. So the crew gain grabs so then she like Fox. The highlander under goes home to like our shower. Some the crew gets there waiting for right. And then how does he Razi Ass fucking ride through Manhattan kitten people and it goes on for so long. And he's just she's screaming they go up into Queen Studios Long Island Pity fucking like plowing people down and hitting people he's laffy its vision New York New York the clean version. Yeah it's visually interesting interesting so I understand why it's in the movie from cinematic standpoint. But I was thinking like if you're the bad guy that's immortal chemically unbalanced and you you Don't die and you WANNA terrorise somebody I mean. I guess that's what she would do right. And there's no danger to him it makes sense. Yeah it's like you just like I don't give a fuck like oh no seatbelt folk. It can happen to them right. What hasn't he done in life? Yeah cars have only been hobbies hundred years just trying to keep interest Giardi of his life cars have been around for a small part of it. so He's like pump. That's new car is relatively new to him. It's only last. It'd be cool if this movie. They showed some of his his flashbacks. Or just like all this fucked up. I did that. We're supposed to we're supposed to assume that he's like cracked right like something like yes yeah. He's a demented. Just kills everybody. I was also thinking as we're going way over on time all like why it keeps going back to Scotland. There's a few other ones that he remember back to and I think for simplicity of story. Because there's already complicated enough but I was thinking of. That happened very close to when he found out that he was immortal. All so that would be kind of his memory. 'cause it's still right. It still has a tinge of what it was like. He was a human. You know I lived as a normal man. The only thing that I like it was weird to have that dual scene in there and also make it Boston calm and there was like Boston common yet to have that take place in France or someplace to get out of America. Don't even do or have a couple of other memories that he has from. That's the only one. That's yeah it's awesome to see him like to like Zelic him through history where he's just kind of like casually around for like he's just like a zero like dislike nineteen seventy-three Wendy three were nothing's going on watching the world series nineteen. Oh eight and he's just in Australia. Yeah on the ear ask. So we get a big showdown Silver Cup studios on the roof of subsidiaries where she's thirty rock. She's up to the letters and like you know the if you're watching the movie you fucking see the if you're not like it's says Silver Cup across you can see it when you're on the like what Queensboro Bridge to bridge the way home from Fox five studios where my dad worked. Because sometimes if I was working late in the city I'd go up to his office and he would drive me home. Rather take the long island railroad and we would drive past Silver Cup and it was. It just burned into my head that that imaging because there's like a big wind and just you just see in huge letters Silver Cup sign and it's the only movie I can remember using it. This actively in letters fall down as they fly and the fucking place starts to flood and there's like electric fucking wiry everywhere again the lot. The the logic of the magic end or science is very very all other W- and how is the water on the roof when there was like a one like all of the water water or something but now there's a ton of water so this is not dream when you were driving by you ever see. Some guys is having a sword. Fight up there on the first day falls down and like gets a pipe. There's so much pipe fucking action is going to say because when you were saying she gets the pipe before. That's from the first time they. Where's that fight? Take place that takes place in a back alley Ali Siddiqui. Yeah presumably outside throws him the pipe to use his defense keeping up with the gate right because the pipe ape is like the Dick in Chelsea. And she's like I'll find your pipe for you. You can queen she she by in his dad and expression. I'll find your fucking pipe for you. Then I'll thank you so much. Yeah I said that it would such venom like yeah. That's a classic slur. Yeah I think your tone made it hate speech then highlanders like what kept view fucking cute way after he saves her life then he puts his sword down right when the crew is going to kill her and then he fucking starts slight light then he gets the second win start. Slide open the courage and like his chest a few times. Then he gets a fucking cleans swipe against the neck and you you. You don't like it's not as explicit as all the other beheadings where like head leaves bodies lowly fucking falls off all this crazy ass quickening. Where like he floats loads up in the air or scary monsters? Yes he keeps saying. Keep saying I know anything yet. I can see the wires at one point. Pretty explicitly lightning. Yeah the wires. I wonder if that was added. Eighty are later like this is just too orgasmic. Looking unlike have him say like he's getting knowledge to doesn't look like a good prize right severe pain and it's absolutely a tease getting a toothy blowjob or something but they gotta add like I'm learning everything. I'm learning stuff. And then I learned a new thing that he wants to go home back to Scotland all land and they explain what the prizes and now he knows everything and knows what everyone is. Fake you president presidents. The trump got this guy. He has this quick. He's got the best quick name. It snows hotel. He literally knows everything. I've got some of the best guys on. It wasn't model. Who knows everything? Cutting auditing mortal. He won the gathering. Some of the guys he's killed hombres wanted the gathering won. The prize is it that he knew the Spanish guy this guy taught taught by the Spanish guy. Hispanics what's up this okay Coptic Christian. I've been talking. Shrimp talking to Macleod actions hitting each. The child can grow old with you. I can speak to presidents and what they know in the executive enough so he can have a he can have a child veggies. Help grow old. Yeah we'll die. Yeah you can dot live in order to understand so being a mortal as bad. I think it's a long consistence. Do that's what makes that's living good. I don't know the threat of death I would be like. Oh wait now I can die. Hold on I mean myself I self every night. You're a bug chaser right. Yeah Yeah. It's a really weird. That is a weird thing to. It's trying to get aid quick and me. I'm not trying to get talk a little bit. It's called. Act McCoy slow down. Slow Macleod. You have to take medicine every day. They she teach chronic disease Macleod. You cannot have have a child. She's not protected sex anal or treatable. Get it from a toilet. There's a lot of confusion usually about eighty no who ryan why to the the band played on each of Philadelphia. All all right. Let's see we. Should we read this serie. Wrap it up any. I'm hanging out with Magic Johnson. IOC going going to an Apple Beach. I L we recommend this to anybody. I think we should rate it. I already we are rate this thing I mean I understand if you wanted to change the order of the podcast. I'm all out of sorts. It's been five years rollover correct. Remember anything can't believe how fat staying. Let's let's hey man. Glandular let's let's pause for a second and let's let's figure out what we're going to rate this posit pause it and we're back. Yeah so we're going to stick to the old way then we're gonNA stick to the old way took us a year and a half Desai's walking in. Did you go figure it out figure. We listened to all the old episodes Melissa episodes. We took a year and a half to ourselves. Now there's just seven and a half years Kevin. What movies have you got fucked up? So I wasn't able to like listen guys. Can we please through vessel so best remember. We absolutely did it. Put those fucking punches and dragons figurines away. We're not gonNA play with you highlander highlander. That's right okay. Yeah so we we adhere to classic rating system. And we all agreed on that. Highlander is a classic action movie And so because it's a classic action we're going to use our classic grading system we're going to rate it on a scale of one to five stars. One being the worst zero being the worst five being the highest just Gabor's I'll put it to you. I what do you rate the nineteen eighty-six masterpiece action movie highlander. Scale one to five stars in nineteen eighteen. Eighty six film highlander starring Patrick Lambert Sean Connery Creature. Lambert is what did I say. His name was Patrick. Patrick Lambert me. Why do I have that in my head? WHO's that hockey? Play for the BRUINS for a couple of years Mark Messier and Sean Connery with music from Queen. I've gotta say Oh man. Five stars important stars five stars. Five stars is that. Is that a weird high school. The old ones just maybe. Let's pause it are we're back we're back turns out. The hard drive was unable to listen to any best episodes. We the other record this all. We lost the first time we did it now. Eight and a half years from when we did our first my turn Let me rate eight. This baby yeah Roger Hunter you have this one to five stars five being the highest okay. highlander starring Pat Lafontaine. uh-huh Wayne's world cast I you know what I'm going to think outside the box on this one. I'm probably really loans Martin and I'm going to go five out of five stars. ooh Yoda ooh. Yeah you can get your nineteen year old son away from the microphone. Put the MIC real quick us. Because why is your son standing in the corner of the room just doing iota iota on the practical. He's my familiar familiar. Yeah yeah he's a high level patriotic as twenty five dollars a month so we let him do a Yoda voice. Once every at seven hundred throw Monica. Here come here baby boy baby boy here on the Mike again never. He's he's male. He's always my son He's always my. Oh baby let me get. Let listen to his guys. Look I so all is what it's GonNa Charge your son man. What's up that? He wants to pay it all right. That's he wants to pay for. A good lesson is a grading system. What do you rate it stone? Stop with the fucking Yoda's wrestling wrestling microwave. Gary Selnow fat and atrophied muscles. You can't even fight them told you its glandular her okay scale one to five stars five being the highest. I'm GONNA be fucking brutal man. I'm going to be tough on this. I'm going to be tough on highland. I give a shit. I don't give a shit. If I get a bunch of fucking hate tweets. Firemen people are awful by five stars so okay. So what did you play. Let's play back. We'll be right back right. It's been another year. Brian staying or passed away six months ago. Stone is with Iota for the rest of it. Welcome to the action boys to have you here. Sorry About Your Dad. We just came from the funeral but we need to get this out cause them to be here Greaves Greaves. Still all right. Let's gave who people should recommend this to if you. I have a friend. Who is a banker who wears sunglasses at night and carries a million dollar soared? I think you should recommend this podcast to them. If you know anybody. 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BONUS: Action Boyz Presents: Batman Returns

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BONUS: Action Boyz Presents: Batman Returns

"What's up shitheads. Welcome back to another episode of high and mighty specifically a bonus episode. I almost just pop up a bonus ripping off scot ackerman. But i decided not to because it's me your boy. The number one bonus boy the number one valverde action by joining me as always high and mighty studios my nearly silent arthur. Gabor's arthur give the people a shout out. Oh you say you only work on high and mighty specifically episodes okay union rules. You heard the man enough from me. This is already the longest fucking episode. I just wanna tell you guys a little bit about it. It's a episode of free episode previously unreleased episode of our my patriot. Podcast the action boys. Which i co host with ryan stinger and ben rogers and every episode we cover a classic action movie often for longer than the movie itself. I don't know if this is for you listeners. Of high and mighty but i do think it's one of the funnier shows out there. We have a blast doing it. We really give a shit and at least for dollars per minute five dollars. Gets you four three hour episodes a month like we're averaging around twelve hours of content a month for fucking five dollars that's a great -til that is a great deal and i mean that's not how deals work menaced per dollars but i'm just letting you know that and enough from me. I you guys are going here a little trailer for the actual boys to remind you to go to action. Boys dot biz and sign up for the patriots. Were also going to then followed that. With an episode of batman returns. Wonderful little action movie from our childhoods. We'll get into that more and more right after this trailer by shit heads a part of the world where there are no rules. Holy shit holy shit soap. I definitely have not watched this since. I rented it on chess in ninety two strangers united by the threat of we got all the fucking and major players. Seagal that amir putin is a good man. Give it to me and the cream pie me now. 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You know we find out where like keep heading south. We need warmer weather so we went down. We're crushing it on me. was came with the squares bounce around on we're plane and we're crushing it. Right the game with the square checkers. Yeah checkers we're crushing checkers. Speech checkers talk about spike ball. Spike spike wasn't talking about that talking about beat checkers but we're also playing spike ball having a blast and we need to go in and get some aides and i forget what you had to scoop up. I had to go get some like it was like antiviral. Thanks thanks for not right. Don't forget to get dash star car start curve before you take your pill right otherwise i forget and then i get a purpose flare up and i'm like what am i michael douglas. Scott god help us if you like. You'll get stressed out driving and then ship flare up right. Oh that's the worst. You pull up alongside one cy alongside someone on the highway and you like you fucking you cut me off and then you realize it's christine brinkley. And your lips flare up at that moment. And she's like. I fucked billy joel. And you're like this is that's exciting to me. She's very specific to me. That i would enjoy that. Got the daughter that looks like him to prove it came out of me came in me. And that's my shitty joke. Is that alexa joe. Looks like your dad and things like her mom pose beautiful most talented that she she got the danny. Devito ended the twin stick. Welcome to action boys on rare that no dad get out of here safely. That actor is such a huge part of my life. Meantime meantime. I got a fish to fry holy shit. I enjoyed the hell out of this. We haven't had a chance to weird fun mood. Weird movie kind of reminded me when you want someone to break up with you. We're like yeah sure. I'll make another batman right. It is weird like it isn't batman is the least fun part of this move like michael keaton's like mad. Jack nicholson did it. The right way mansion have died in the fuck. Am i doing here. He batman is so like the amount of screen time batman has in. This movie is insanely low. Like guess pause or when he first shows up. When i speaks. I paused it. It's thirty five minutes into the movie. he's barely. The movie is mostly about the political red tape. Gop wires season the work that they are trying to do to like justifiably. It's sort of more of a sequel to edward scissorhands about it is the most tim burton of. It always kind of bugged me as a kid. 'cause i didn't get just like tim burton's style totally i was like why the fuck does penguin's goons have so much. Like the style of the joker right felt weird. Call the fucking stripe like red stripes. Famously clown place is circuses. Yeah could have been literally but then they describe it as like. It's the circus gang yet. What's funny to me. Because they made them like. They played up the free stuff. The cartoon and comic version of the penguin is way more grounded than this movie monocle. It's just like a crime boss that owns a nightclub gross in this. He's he's very hard to look at. Like the fucking drool is such a specific the blue fuck and drools incentive movie so much the movie minutes even though he's just like a baby in it or whatever but he's still a huge we file. I didn't do. I do love. How sauna sauna talk about this is like devito didn't like the way he looked and it's kind of like just trust me and it's like no. This is too much or do. We can sort of the beginning of the end for timber. And i feel like i've said that before. What what what did he make after this mars attacks. Maybe okay what is not i. I like but it isn't like a great his movies like don't really have much of a story ever you just kinda go into them hoping to enjoy the ride stylistically and this is the first one where i think like some cracks. Start to appear like batman was such a fucking huge hit. That like it's like no. I do whatever the fuck i want i. It bothered me as a kid when i saw it. I really love cat woman in obviously at woman in the ice burn i still couch is the best part is her movie. Sure it's a toss up between cat-woman shrek to be honest a great. It bothered me but now watching it. I kind of appreciate it. I was like this is a fun weird. Compared to like how ironed out you know saved the tweets. Everybody compared al ironed out. All the let. The marvel shit is now seen something like this is like. Oh wow cool. It was growing but it. It's what a risk it's way worse than the first batman. Oh different universe. I had in my head. I had them like. Both of those batmans are really good. And then when we re watch batman fraction boys that was like fuck. This is even better than i remember than watching this. When i was like this movie's worst than i remember. This is not bad limits of like just a hollywood filmmaking. It's shot not on location. And i think that makes a huge difference. It doesn't feel to the we go to the square sp five times you go to gotham square five or six times in this movie and it gets boring. Just as a kid watching batman. Didn't feel like you were. You gotta look at an adult movie. Somehow it was batman and so it was like how the fuck did they get away with this. Yeah that's true like this. Is batman fuck yet. And it's like made for adults like i shouldn't be allowed to watch. It's like complicated. And they're real and this is simpson's porn. Yes it like. This is awesome but this is not for me. It's just like simpson's meal eaten out margin shoots the fucking the site where it's like. Everything's a porno. Oh i don't know if anyone knows. I told you we were talking about work. It's like everything's a porno. It's like Rule thirty one. It's called like rule. Thirty seven of the internet thirty seven. If it exists there's a porn version of it. Yeah and fish hit. We were just trying to come up with obscure animated stuff. And i was like. Is there any porn about rocket doodle on there really. Somebody's gonna do. The voice of that rocket doodle might be 'cause in brockton doodles. The one where he leaves a voicemail for is henry voice raped by a pack of. And you're like what he's like going hard on jews and stuff like cartoon. Is this a lot of energy. A lot of energy. This seems like a kids movie where they have like weird sex jokes for the adults yet. A lot of got. How horny i knew. Michelle pfeiffer was horn in this. And what everybody. But it's everybody's lead the penguins sitting and watching it in. The trump era is off the monster. Politician careful what you wish for like shrek. Plus the penguin is trump. trump thinks. He's shrek but he is penguin for batman. I don't think there's ways between fucking shrek. He literally the day before. I watched this movie. The picture of him entails at buckingham palace. He looks like the penguin. This big belly in the weird tuxedo thing on. No i'm batman. No billionaire millionaire knows karate. That's me i'm bad man. I'm doing the right things now. You're the penguin. Pretty sure i'm batman. No i live in a cave. Youthful company you're talking about the merger of the two plane companies reside trying to act concern. Where he's like. I mean i got cut deals with those guys and they're merging and now it's gonna be this big beautiful company i mean. How am i supposed to do deals with them. It was like oh well. He's definitely leading this deal happen. Did you hear him talking to the iowa. Farmers of and he talks about getting high speed broadband. Start sage it. It's on fox news. The clip and the correspondent just cuts it off and cuts through. Well we have a panel here to discuss a lot of the stuff that president trump is going to say. He literally like. We're gonna get you high speed internet here because you guys need it. I've been here detractors. These things now. They can't even connect to the internet. He's talking about tractors connected the literally. The fox news cuts away from me. Were who they were like. We don't even know what he's that he's supporting. The farmers were there like protecting kennedy and stuff. He's doing good stuff. The sad part about this movie and it also made me think of the simpsons. Episode were burns runs for mayor is when the truth leaks out. And everybody's like fuck you when in reality everybody's like yeah finally moved off. Yes still still. Steve is still better than hillary right. That's what it should have been whole time when it leaks. That he's like a monster they should all been like. But he's got some good ideas to mayor in this. Instead of tanner eighty eight guy. It should have been a woman. And everybody's like up still with this penguin guy. She can't protect sure emotional state. She needs naps. She we Punch in some icons on this battering this remote Let's punch in the duck duck tape. The kid important chihuahua staggered. gorgon was a. What's up or happy halloween. Hey yeah i was gonna say. Are you ready nurse. Is that what you're supposed to batman's score scored a touchdown gray man. Yeah i guess like. Halloween takes place during football season. Also here's a score bar you score bar for you. Thanks man so could this. This are x bar wrapped in a score bar wrapper enjoy. It's funny because the guy you replace has a really strict diet and doesn't really sugar at all. But you kinda seem. Obsessed with candy and halloween assistant. Halloween with halloween candy. And not even that obsessed. It's just times up. We're at this time of the year. So people have been shouting. Time's up at you. Everybody all the time. All my female interns tell me your time. I just got colleen Couple of things number one. We have to plan a halloween party. Yes to water you guys. Good at cooking rodgers. Will you do rips have an issue with dogs or like pigs or something i pitch for. Ribs is dogs like we might use. Flip it okay. Roger said pigs or dogs my crazy but does your dog talk ribs. We can set. That are kinda do. Yeah go for a man. I'm not going to cook them. Okay i think we should be able to walk into a pound a kill shelter and be like. Are you going to kelly's five dogs. Because i'll eat them smoke. Let me I will smoke a dog low and slow maybe two hundred twenty degrees hickory chips off. I felt like smoke a cigarette. I would roll up dog meat in join and blaze it like you're talking about throwing a full dog in traeger right i'm talking about shredding up dog and smoking and smoking. Have you ever. What about packing lip of hair. You ever get a big wire do that. Gm into the corner of the size. More in fucking saving private ryan. You guys smoke. I wa tell you the same thing. I tell my doctor not cigarettes and wink. And he goes cock. And a yeah. That's what i'm talking. Look dr stinger gorgon. Has the predators left predators. Lab is actually billy's laugh. Oh sorry actually billing or did turbo recorded it. You're showing your nerd flake. He actually recorded off all right. Showing your nerd flag what billy figures out the joke finally cheese got a big pussy joe flacco contra the big pussy joke the echo. Let's records that's really funny. And then that guy. The sopranos named himself after that joke off bad you smart now would know you went correct. I work correct. I'm a almo takeoff. Y'all know smoke talks. Stick around for the man talking with you did was i was pulling a staggered. Gave her see smoke. Talk for real. I'll smoke dog for real shoot. Got to be on another level of smoke. Dogs is blue shoe. It's smoke smoke. That should wonder family reunion for me. This is warner brothers. song our bureau. I'm also public Chew on my dog would a leash his dogs. Cats are to us. Indie gave cavers injured. We fucking injury. Action boy's injuries right. You know what to do. Take behind a barn. Shoot me with the shot. Let's go to warner brothers. i'm out tell yeah smoke. If you see you see the police morna brother brother bought in vegas. And he was so happy that he got. I kinda do regret. Not right near my apartment was a little shack at the base of the fucking williamsburg bridge. That's all that shit. Police warn brother. I bought a giant t shirt. That just had the money sign on it. Goes down to my knees like the dollar signs all glittery. And it's like benjamin. Franklin's like this makes it up hell yeah. That's very fine. I'm fucking like early. Two thousands catchphrase t shirts. I love that you want tequila to tequila three tequila floor. I survived to new york city blackout. Okay warner brothers. Snowing so little snow behind the warner brothers. Christmas set movie. I'm always in the mood for chris. Mesa glad we're doing a christian now. Some people will give a shit because like they were mad. We did a new year's eve movie not on new year's eve. I feel like if something like back in the nineties. there was. this came out during the summer. This summer blockbuster. Maith thirtieth it feels. I forgot how many movies took place at christmas growing up. Yeah kind of ninety s thing right and now because we're like we got to sell it to the chinese markets. There ain't no more christmas movies for the war. On china has kicked off to the next level. They want to call it x mass talking Singles day so we got the warner brothers. It's snowing got cobble pot and mansion big old rod. Iron gate looks great. You're the house has got these giant windows all the stuff that looks really good in. This movie is the most tim burton asks. You know what i mean like. It's always like all the cool. The old mansion in the dark looks amazing. It's like the store is working over driving. This one elfin updated and it's kind of more ethereal some girls singing and stuff in it and he's doing a little bit more heavy lifting than it wasn't batman batman was just more traditional score with kind of a hero steam. And this one's got a lot of you know who is a couple of tracking shots where you're like ooh this. Isn't that exciting. But the scores really trying to make the ticket. So it's like an eight foot tracking shot across the studio lot and the music is just like fucking epic. Two hundred person thing doesn't line up. We got paul reubens holy shit. Yeah he's standing in the window. Nervous dad pacing around for childbirth. You hear some bad sounds come and got hired help scuttling out of the room. So what do you think he was thinking about to get them in the zone for the scene in crowded movie theater crowded movie theater. Like how do you feel awesome place to jerk off. I don't know we can't paul reubens was canceled for jerking off at theatre. Michael jackson ever been canceled famous. Mugshot stop doing that character. A little kid jail was canceled. Pre cancel one. Last appearance like heard any good jokes awards show her. But then now he's back So his knee jerk do so his helps running out of there and then he makes it in the room and you just hear scream. Terrified scream yes. Things are not looking screams like mad he. We always play. Algae we got you that popcorn you wanted for. The movie takes a lot for coming over. So so then. We get a shot at the window of the kabul pots together like the parents and their drinking martinis. And then we see. He liked the cage that the babies being kept in and like he eats a cast dog crate and pulls a cat through. The bars doesn't seem physically possible. Gang sat cat through there already. He's obsessed with pussy. Real vibe of like a broadway show if yes feels very like theatrical and and synchronized like even how. They're drinking their martinis at the same time choreographed. Yeah it's very choreographed in this opening special. Very stylized yeah. I think there's some pretty gnarly shit about to happen. And maybe it was a way to kind of soften it. It's going to murder her son. Basically right they have to like that. This baby deserves to me that and also that it's not really happening. This isn't right. It's not straight up not needed this. They're they're so set on his origin story. Which is not necessarily you're right. They were so obsessed with this kind of firstborn thing you know and they never play his. They never play up for sympathy. Which is like if you wanted to if you want to play like a complicated like where it's like. Do we feel bad for the penguin as an adult like this opening would help that play but instead they just they make them a wall to wall at your trying to trade on devito's likability or something so anyway. They've kind of what we find out later. They made up in their mind. They're going to get rid of them. So they they. They're like hurriedly pushing him as moses that baby there hurriedly pushing him in like he's got like a scary kind of gothic stroller and even go by a couple. That has a more normal stroller. They slow their role the kind of sell that they're walking normally they get to a bridge and they dumped the baby in the bassinet right over the bridge and it starts floating and they don't throw out the bath water bath water but they throw out the baby. Talk that up up at it backwards. So then we start the title sequences. We follow this bassinet through the underbelly of gotham batman returns. All the bats are flying out. And it's kind of similar to the first movie. Which was you know like a stone bat symbol. I think snow blown through it right. It's got snow blown through throw some snow on that day is totally different. We gotta fucking snow on all know lazy. Your momma was a snowblower short-circuit circuit to anyone was so fucking popular. That like people just wanted to see batman. Do other shit yeah. It didn't matter like this was a movie that could not fail right and didn't despite it may be slightly less money than the first one. Yeah it did it. Did well still blockbuster. But first one was like set the record. Maybe for the week edit dropped out the first one did over two hundred million in this one didn't cross this governing weekend. Yeah and that's the sign of everybody's doing everyone's so pump for and like don't go see it. No one's he's at the second weekend because you're one friend who saw it first weekend like dude. No bueno front loaded. Top loaded is what they say in the industry. Boom we cut to gotham city thirty three years later. The penguins. Thirty three drove me insane. I'm older than the little little young gun. Jesus christ our and we we we see the gotham set which will see a lot of and they make the choice to make. It look like a set. I guess it's still interesting. It's still for me right but it definitely feel small version of west side story or some shit. Yeah that that's a good point the muse the film the musical is really what young it like. It feels like we keep back to this multi cam scene where it's like the big. The square area bent in the first one wasn't so set. Orientated london right. I mean they did some events studios but they had that guy designed the buildings and stuff. I but you had sky you know. It felt like outside. Feels like they just put fog like you know. I keep sprain the fog we can see some of the curtains in the jaws. Batman and a lot of ways was like a happy accident of five. Different things coming together to make this movie. You just can't recreate. And then all the subsequent movies of yaws. All like sucked. 'cause like didn't know what was good about it. Yeah and this is kind of like diminishing returns right. Took this crazy genius. Tim burton who has stuff. He's undeniably great at but then he still had to bow to the studio a little. Still own. Proven little unproven. So then there spent a lot of money on it. And then you got john peters. He's a fucking lunatic and somehow was able just to deliver something good and was by miracle kind of out of it. Just enough just enough. You've got jack. Nicholson and green to do it. Yeah and which brings a whole ups the fucking whole thing and again. Yeah and michael. Keaton is somehow like works so well as well that was that was where burton was able to flex his weirdness and get keaton on board and there is some stuff that he does bring to the table. Just on you know on reigned in. You can get some out there shit think. That's my main. Complaint about batman returns is not enough batman not enough keaton bam. Yeah yeah so if you had some studio people saying hey we need a little more crackle. A little more batman in batman movie benefit. qian's just got him over a barrel. I totally get like what he's like had he probably shoot as danny do this if we doing. La maybe yeah. And if i don't have to like be there that often. I'm not wearing that fucking suit. Like he was opened that he needed the money for a real estate. Deal or something. It's like insane. Tell you something really state of the yoga bed you want. This momentum only made eleven million dollars now seems like nothing real estate and you need the money man. Jones junior has a billion dollars for being iron man bill. A lot of those movies It's a good thing because we get. How old did we figure out how old are. Dj was when he made ironman one forty definitely fo show. Okay show gabe rhys. I mean think he's the same age as tom. Cruise suicide fifth round their fifties s. Yeah that makes sense fifty five. Are you guys going to the bieber. Crews fight almost irrelevant almost not relevant i stoke it a little bit jerk off in a movie theater. You can't do that anymore so we have a. We have like newspaper getting called out old fashioned style. Penguins citing penguin man living in the sewer and it's a christmas tree lighting ceremony by miss gotham. She's a disrobed. And then she hits this kind of charged button and the christmas tree lights up and There's got big statues on either side and then from the sewer we see the. Pov of the penguin and he puts his flippers up on the bars and the camera pans up to alfred with presence. And like even this kind of pissed me off. Like i don't like this alford. Alfred comes across really poorly in this one. You like him so much. More in the initial batman. You really cares about batman and in this movie and in this sucks. And he's he's very this lame this he seems more like an angry closeted like fucking old man. He feels like or like a divorce dad. Who's still got this kid in band. Man yes selling this crappy paper like him helping them much. I feel like. I don't even remember how who was it. Jeremy irons in the in the ben affleck ones. That's a better choice michael. Cain michael cain amazing to watch the world burn do like this guys like. This is the only thing i got. I'll do aldo. Alford whenever you need this guy was doing alfred at state fairs and master wayne bar mitzvahs and stuff that he was the one connective tissue. All the fucking shitty like the bruckheimer batman you right he did call schumacher schumacher's all the way through also robin wright before nineties babbar the eighties i four bat. Yeah yeah yeah. He did keaton kilmer and clooney. Keaton kilmer including my favorite lorries about keaton. Being like george clooney came up to me and was like hey happy to be part of the brotherhood. Fuck you was talking about only realized like a week later when somebody brought it up and secure talking about obama and that's what he was talking about that fucking loser. Jesus was my is michael cocaine. A little bit of an asshole. He doesn't suffer fools and like is just do like wants to go fly fishing and shit. I don't think this stuff isn't this. Batman was important to him as it was two other people. I think he's not a hollywood guy. And george clooney is yes. Yes that makes total sense syrian. Dude check it out So we see you sneaker peacemaker. Do i actually liked that. L'ecole kidman fucking clooney and khakis. We got shrek building which like he's just like donkey. Shrek shrek tower. Yeah just basically not to be confused with shrek. Which is his department store yes. He's got a cat logos logo right. Yeah and it's makes no sense that he would have that. We don't ever find origin of that. Maybe he had some branding people helping them with that. We'll get to it but how much cat stuff cat. Woman has to go in go. Through as part of our origins unexplained so then like we get a whip pan all this stuff like the building exteriors and stuff. i mean. it's all looks really good. I love his So he's trying to sell the mayor on this power plant. Even though we have much power is like you can never have enough power. The power plant looks like homer simpson's nuclear toxic sludge and they show. It is like fucking. It's oud dorky. like it's powering the room right now. yes so. this is like where we introduce like shrek. Big master plan is to do this power plan but we keep finding out the gotham as a surplus of power. Yeah he's hoarding power. Right mayor is not into. it doesn't want to make a deal with sure. I've got a room full of electricity. That's all mine. So the lena kyle and she has a suggestion for the room. Which is this is corey. Which is pretty wild. Al-shazli properly housebroken yet. Always cat bonds and jeff. I mean he's just really into cats Right like i in my mind making him like a disney type guy and that's like his disney characters like felix the cat type. I can see that yeah. It is a felix. The cat does like this in the plus column. She makes a hell of a cup of coffee. They'll laugh at that. It's like misogyny live. And well i love michelle pfeiffer play like a bumbling thoughts and not an absolute magnificent beauty. I gotta give her a lot of credit. Because she's so attractive and i watch a lot of movies were like the actors are all too good looking for or what they are in the movie like. They're so attractive. Everybody would to be like that person's to fuck talked you talked about how come brad pitt. Movies aren't just always have your bouillon. Like what are you doing fighting his glove. Your fucking hands off as the fighting with liam helms worth did episode of workaholics and like every woman that worked in every department was like. Is it all right if i came to set and everybody was just so fucking attractive. Yeah yeah it's the only time i ever saw people actually shit over and it was like. This is unbelievable that people are getting to this level. Now the reason i brought it up is because i think she's doing really good job of yankee yourself so crazy that you believe that she's like this fucking on goofball i mean she's almost doing a groundlings homeless person character but it is enough and good enough where you're like. Oh this is why you're where you are your mind. Yeah you exactly. You wouldn't be like you're too hot to be this job but seem crazy so perfect finder. So hot is like nerdy. I find her for the most attractive in this open because she. I knew you were going to say that i am. I forgot to say. Rogers where you how in love where you with selena right up top and even now i mean at the end like a hot chick who has a sketchbook you know and this is this is perfectly my territory. She's even beautiful and as damage suit loves cats and i like her place. Yeah i her. Apartment is so cute so real quick to latimer shows out. This is where we see latimer dad why would they cast a huge so funny he burns just trying to get them to dump him. He's like all right. I'm going to many funny crazy. It's all crude sex jokes and then ridiculous freaks that they release bodybuilder to play. I mean he's christly. He's doing an impression of walking walk in. Yeah which is also really fun. Funny at bartow skiers actor. Yeah oh. I don't know. I talked to the guy talked. Told the story semen gold's gym and like i was so excited. She landed like came up to. He's like hey guys why. My ex wife is trying to do a character. Assassination bad should about me. We're like all right wasn't he. Also the guy who tried to like get the rights to lizard had the rights to leather face like he played leather face the rim. I got the rights man. It's coming back to me. I own them. I got a great lawyer. Like all right. We all know him from is the. He's latimer in the programmer and the program. He's also the dude in any given sunday. He's a football player twice. Yeah dad let them take me not chip. I couldn't yeah so that they make shrek more likable than the penguin who does care about his son. At the end. Shrek is the most charming person walking and walking. I think looks great and walking looks amazing. He's like bronze and he has like a crazy white hair. One too many things. His allies clothing on top of everything. He's like tim gunn in an interview with the vampire. It's like something he's gonna lose the best and gloves. It's so weird we're else would. This exists a fucking crazy thing. I do like selina. Kyle keeps calling herself. A corn dog in this corn dog corn corn corn. Dogs says it over and over. 'cause she's like i've suggestion. It's actually more of a question and then never gets. Never ask like she's going to actually have a good idea a like established that she's smart or something. Never do so leaving this leaving this kind of power meeting shrek. In the mayor there mobbed by the press and then we see the penguins silhouette in the sewer again kind of watching like all these things. Unfold and shrek in the mayor battling but they they tried to play cool in front of the Like the press that shrimp shrek is sort of like extorting. The mayor a little bit. Like i'll i'll get you as they go to the press. He's like by the way we can get you written out threading new. But he's threatening him with a recall which comes in second amendment guys out there. They could do something about it not a threat. We've got enough shrek employees to get you voted out. Office is not a threat right. People like the people the citizens love shrek. They're all super excited to see him. And just kind of pretend went. Bruce wayne doesn't exist right. It's funny it's like. Who's your favorite millionaire and gotham. They're like shrek extract. Not the guy from the last movie of course and then so so s k selina. Kyle realizes that she forgot the speech. She forgot to put great where she goes home feeds. The cat plays her messages. Like your mom. Call me back when she comes home in the great the great law we like twelve honey. I'm home honey. you're right. I'm alone doesn't happen yet. In this moment. She just forgets the speech and then he forgets a speech forgets to put it in his jacket and then he's like remind take it out on what's her name so he just kind of wings it in the moment now's it. Yeah and he says. Santa claus afraid not the mississippi with yeah. I'm just a poor schmuck. Who got lucky sumi if i want to give a little back is a great. He's i i. I wish i wasn't just giving you an expensive baubles. I wish i could give you world peace and hashing give you world peace. I love this country. I want to give something back right. Trump i remember saying like i'm jimmy fallon. The famous like hair tussle things like. Why are you running for president countries. Been very good to me. I wanna give something about santa claus. Frayed not just a lovable billionaire so then we get another penguin. Pov because he says. I just wanna give somehow back with. Oh but you can't. Nobody will right and so this big presence wheeled out and it looks like it's something from shrek mayor asked it is it's not and boom it explode. Such a bunch of crazy hoods jump out and this is like the penguin's henchmen the circus. I love that a dude shoots out of the presence and lands in the jury. That's on that she's into the sound is real crazy right like some guys are firing machine-guns. Maybe yeah sprain guns but we don't really really see it and it like the the the everybody doesn't panic until the monkey the guy starts cranking and he has like a fucking gatling gun in his. Call that a gun. But like what are those guys called the monkey fucking organ grinder organ grinder. His oregon is a little mini gun. So it's total malay. Commissioner gordon shows up pat goal coming back strong. I wish i wish we saw. I'm sure to delete team. But i wish we saw the scene where all the crazy circus people are picking their weapons. And someone's like yeah. I'll take a stick and the other person's like i think a bazooka it's like well. I didn't know bazookas this. I'll just stick with spitting gasoline. I'm gonna go hard on my character. Cool i'm going to have a bazooka. What so gordon's like. What are you waiting for the signal and then this oh sorry this makes me. This made me laugh so hard there. It's been nothing so far. It's been like four people. fly out of it. Thing that i get batman. What is the what do to really lazy records right right. There's lied on one guy. They're literally like what do you do signal so we cut circus. Gang is facing. We hear the fact that they have so many actors from the last one. It's just everything looks so different. It's like wait. Why is this one. So you're going to be like the circus. Gang is backing. where are we currently. I haven't lived in the city for thirty years. I think about him like gambling in wayne manor in the first one and it's like really cool and then like he catches them have that secret conversation and all that and this one is dislike the signal. They barely have racine motorcycle. Had that scene in wayne manor were that black dude in the fucking leather jackets. Like it's like anonymous tip. Yeah napier's wiping out chemist real in this one. What was that. Show up all night where it went from multi. It went from single camden multi cam in front of a live studio audience between like season one season two. Oh yes the one. With like maya rudolph. Yeah yeah yeah. This feels does feel like the multi-candidate we make another movie. It's cool but we need markets chain or like the you know how they'll do those The live abc version of like sound of music. Or something like this. Abc's live musical of tim burton's batman and stuff and everything. That's jas crawford playing. So then we cut to wayne manor. And we see bruce wayne just what is he doing just sitting staring in the darker or there's a lot of scenes of him just like sitting around waiting for the bat signal to go on patrol the justice dylan the justification that michael keaton because now batmans barely in the movie. The scenes where he's not batman. He's literally just sitting waiting for something to happen to. And and i mean yes. Eleven million dollars is not a lot of money for superhero things in the long run but for the amount of labor put in. I think he made the band. It was a lot of you know. Yeah dude considering inflation and all that but like having beaten up some thugs or something doing something. Batman like hanging upside down raining in some home stuff like drying dishes. Or something you know. Just got his hand entertaining. Yeah there's a lot of like either batman stuff. Or bruce wayne's bruce wayne playboy stuff of like how comes into the wayne manor is cool. I loved it so signal. Fires up and then like he's got all these sensors setup at manner and like they all all these lights kind of communicate with each other and then blasts into his face and it's like no one drives by wayne manor's he's like do you think badly and lives in wayne manor's four fucking bamiyan shining. Either way is really the bat batman where you're going to do if this movie was made. Now they would make michael. Keaton do like hgh and get fucking shredded and this have like toweling off after hitting a heavy bag and he would be like. Whoa look. keaton's actually j. the surprise jack moment right necessity for all also movies have like paul rudd address. What thors jag. guess what. So so's jack now. michael. Douglas douglas's an man's grandpa. But then i realized. Because like michael i was saying he should be training pictured like us doing sit ups or martial arts or something but like keaton one. Look that good doing it. They had him in the first one. I'm doing the upside down thing it was it was just sleeping. Yeah which is which is like on brand for batman and. I thought it was a cool weird choice. But we don't see him do it actually. This feels like it's cheeky tongue in cheek because when the light hits him he's sort of like like sort of iconic -ly like he's batman face. Yeah he's like doing an iconic impression or something like that so the circus freaks so mad by just real quick to get back to the. Hgh thing i'm so mad. We're not going to get are fucking fat. Ben affleck batman one more deaths door. It in the street can like he would dragging muscle milk in the bat cave at this scene of my oldest practicing karate like right before he. I got a black belt. Sure do think sure do. I'll know karate and all of that peanut butter and there. I read you. Are elvis. the best karate in the world alford. I need muscle milk. The kind alfred or you go into whole foods kind is now. They don't sell all foods anymore. You gotta get detroit store off the market muscle milk. I know you're not supposed to eat late. But i i'm i stay up late so i'm on a different cycle sleep tonight. I'm waking up late all right so for me. it's early. Give me the fuck and muscle milk. Day recall the cookies and cream flavor. You gotta find it alfred. It's eight pm for me. You have to understand that. Because i get up late alfred vittles times cyborg for me. Get cyborg data factor. All the body types into the serving sizes. Bmi is completely. Choose one mega morphs. By the way most of the stuff we say as one fan is literally stuff all the shit you guys say. I'm like oh. God do cardio. But i think it's better if i just do for reps. A dead lifts. I'm still on gains right now. Waiting to the summer to cut my brand is about. I'm big if i shrug. No one would respect me. I'm gonna use vehicles. Use your head alford vehicle detective. I mean it's mostly. I'm like brain guy. Superman runs after got powers. The league now guy i have to be either. So the circus freaks want shrek. They're coming after. Shrek but shrek son saves him. That go you so big. It's funny just cast someone that is like that big in not as a security like playing it. Size it all. It's insane other trump thing down this fucking cross-eyed fox on who cares about love my big boy. They look my big beautiful boys. My big strong boy. I will do anything to protect chip soc strong. Got so much potential ship to the middle east and he's going to figure everything out the jews. The palestinians chip knows them. All ships salida batman shows up. He's doing fuck chip if i could. He's doing cool shit Doing a lot of karate in this opening scene looks good. I found it interesting. How much the circus freaks new karate to step right into their training. Oh karate for most circus master. I do i zucca. I'm one of the karate clowns before he goes hand in hand though he's driving around in the batmobile and like knocking people down and all. This is pretty fun. Batmobiles got weird like trip stuff. I love the stilts. That's tim burton. Because it's like there's this like weird steam punk element. It's like the most high tech thing in the world it could shoot missiles or whatever but for this he's like deploy the sticks that come out this trip. Yeah it's not blades. It's like the little you use your hand block somebody. Poking your eyes mobile has one of those. But i do love how that guy that devil guy. That's doing the fire breathing. And then the car just like has this hydraulic stand. That rotates and then it burns that guy up. That was a fun. I love that that guy. The devil is like it's time to cut loose on the city and he like opens the door to a toy store. Blows fire on a teddy bear. Like people are shooting rockets arguably killing people allegedly and one guy just like what did you destroy them easel. Bub burned up some stuffed animals and then fucking sits his ass on fire. Batman killing dudes relentlessly about it. When you were kid you were whatever he's just being the bad guys and now you're like he's killing. All sorts on fire is like weird. He's like a true vigil handy in this one. Yeah he's fucking at call. Kersee ahead so batman shows up just in time to save selina kyle l. food get my gun just has while get three fifty seven shooting fucking polluters in the back if you can't beat them join them probably like if you can't beat them shoot him so this is this is a fun part this trailer moment. He shoots his grappling hook and misses the guy. And the guys like you miss. What's that guy's name. He he listened to the podcast. I think i think it was a high mighty. Maybe he's tweeted at us before branson lancome or whatever his name is he ghosts also and no most this dude. He's like he's he. He was ian that we that we got a mullet usually right. He's like a big pacific islander or native american. I apologize He was in walker. Texas ranger like kick movie. Faulk did a movie with him in and he was great in it. And i can't ask like i don't know if you listened to the podcast or searches the names of the movies he was in. That might have been the case responded on stone cold yeah or whatever so he misses in this guy says you missed. But then he jerks the cord in like polls the concrete back on the out on the guy's head gray role for him. We're up at most phone seen. Yeah a meaty henchman. Remember that specific to the trailer brands. Come richmond this dude. And what we know from his heart to kill her to carry gas. That's what i was trying to use like a stunt guy in a fight coordinator. He's he he did. The stunt sunday live oh nice dunk but it was called like there's a few parts i will get them later that i like one liner guys around like. That's so awesome. Because you know this person has been like still were elfriede. Give me some of those bet. Bullets human the normal bullet sir. Same thing making me the band. Three fifty seven. So selina kyle then is where she gets her little teaser thing. Or what are those called. Yeah yeah this is abc. Ninety say when the teaser came out. I thought of you guys because it is only focused. It's early prototype tasers. I wish. I like those ones with the visible blue light. It gives them a couple of zaps and a little like like. Oh just like all the men in my life fatman runs off except you but you need therapy. She's like talking to an unconscious body. She's so crazy. I fully by it. Yeah is michelle. Pfeiffer is doing great work in this. She's so we'll get to explain to me her origin story. I can't got it. Got it all right so just like the comic books. We see gordon walking. And he's talking to batman and batman is just like ignore. And i've got a rash. It's so weird. Because they have like a relationship in every other movie and in this he's like so the circus gangs bag batmans maybe walks away like a fucking sue sullen teen like a party. Yeah they're on like to not even doing the voice bamut talks like for his. He doesn't he doesn't even do any like flick. Like eighty one liners like not fucking fucking my voice for this. I was getting my real estate deal and by my property montana. Once i get the compound built in montana i'll be safe then i could do multiplicity for real. That's what was trying to get all the money for is the clones so shrek falls through this trap door. They like soc rex like kind like he's gotten away like he's hiding fall to this trap trap door which means the land that was all part of the players get tricked like we need to speak to shrek when we say that we know he'll run wind up on this crap door at all started with Like the when you jump out of that present it all starts with motorcycle out of that present you gotta make sure that we set in motion a series of events. That will get shrek to this trap. Everyone got their weapons. I gotta stick. I got a chihuahua throw. I'm the ultimate freak lady with the dog. Yeah so it's like it's all the circus freaks in this kind of trippy underground zoo. This arctic kind of layer layer me too. Yeah but i did get tired. Like got tired of the sets because they they kind of just rotated like Wayne manor the mayor's office like how many scenes stick place in like the fucking mayors the run the campaign office. That's such an insane. Non gotham non comic book set. What is cut. We'll have the penguin standing in a room full of people in just makes you realize like the first one was just a total fluke for 'cause this hearkens more back to like the sixties tv show. Yeah and the campy like whatever comic books are fucking stupid stuff kids. It is a little more generation sixties fucking. Defend it so we see the lives. We see the penguin for the first time and like shrek speechless and vetoes. Got a great line. Where it's like. I think what you're the word you're looking for is how does fucking look terrifying. And it does look real like he looks. He looks fucked up. I hate the stains on the fucking thermals. He's winning staff discussed ducros gross so fucking gross to look at his fucking disgusting egg. He's he looks like a fucking. This is halloween. This is a nightmare before christmas trying. Yeah absolutely i'm sure. It was a of trippy. Burton's line. Jack's killington like at least looks like a more a lot of time with this person. Look it's not going to gross you out. Jack's killington is like a drawing a fashion designer. Would make jack. Nicholson as the joker. Looks fucking cool. There's an elegance to it fucking. The penguin looks truly like a gad. And it's like it's danny devito playing scary. Which is like you have an opportunity for it to be funny and cute and weird because devito's the best and instead it's just like he's just he's not even scary he's just it's road ugly blue. Fuck shit what is that. Is that fish fish blood. It's not like it's his blood. I i like he drunk kind of mutant. I felt he's just always chewing on fish. He's injured at the end. There's more of it coming out of them right. I don't know if he legit cold blooded. I don't think he i don't know it's kind of in between they don't really and the library's like i'm called blooded crank up the a. c. I don't know about that's how that's also don't think paying you are. No penguins are not called. No go to your fucking. Zoology classes oswald. One thing i do know about penguins is that they love umbrellas. We'll i gotta say the penguins top to bottom in this movie look tremendous the fake ones. The real ones. I couldn't tell they all look like the way they look problem is when they're all like fucking strapped up for combat. Looks cool as guys this is. This is a weird. I love it when they're fucking like little scan my favorite character in the movie. Okay so let so. Shrek penguin are are sharing. Some mutual ground is being both perceived as monsters and basically the penguin wants strikes helped to re emerge and he wants to find his identity and he's willing to blackmail do whatever he needs and he showed i do that. He's got evidence. He's got shredded documents. So this is where we learn that all the garbage in gotham. Everything is in the sewer. Found his everyone in. God puts it puts non fecal matter in the toilet and this really sets The level of reality of this movie of like they do a straight up joke here. Where it's like you've got toxic. Waste and he dumps it out Which is such a nineties fucking thing of like toxic wastes the enemy and they also bring up global warming and i was like. Wow that people. Just stop giving. It felt really weird when he said in a movie where i'm thinking It's being reminded of trump nonstop global warming denier. Gabriel's yeah. i mean. It was freezing yesterday. I i had to close the windows in my car. While i was driving was so-called. Tell me about global warming all right nice try so we got these shredded. Docs not the ice. What is better than i. I've always said that can't drink. Ice people are going to love the newland we we have we got going to be a mariner. I'm gonna mutate commander. We got the murdered partners. Hand you flush. I flaunt it so that means. He flushed murdered partner. Who's on vacation extended right vacation. Can't do walking. so yes then they. They basically like shrek has hasn't put back together. A shredded document that demonstrate rentals time. A lot of tape taped so. They've got shrek tape. People flush whole rolls a tape. Them have to be honest. Aided it and i shed out worried you guys lady and tramped fuck and hundred and fifty feet of skulls name. We're we're both wrapping kits. We we both ladies the tramped scotch tape and then it both curled up in both our stomachs. We shit out a whole roll onto the fans out what happened. But i do like whatever i find in the sewers goes on my mantle. I just wish they cut to like a huge like like. What kind of jokes are they. I did love the gag that when they shake does it with the dead partners. Oh hey daddy's not your hand so. This is what we alluded to earlier. We get to see selina. Kyle's apartment She's back in her apartment. She's listening to her messages. It's a real sense. Any there is no honey here chest. Cats like it's like anybody else get nostalgia for the milk carton. Oh yeah that. That was the milk. I got when i was a kid. And that's how every fucking milk like at the time like that purple cr- carton with the red stripe. Yeah you remember those like after school. Like milk does a body. Good pass it on. Burn in my memory forever. She is a fucking mad cute apartment. Yeah it's cool it like this industrial warehouse. It's all like painted pink. And they did really good production design of having these steel beams painted with this crackling pink paint. It really got the vibe of like the cool eighty s la scene. I feel like that kind of like Peewee herman and going go and tell them right. And that whole scene kind of came out of at the time had vibe. Yeah it's like cool. It's lo fi but decorated q. Fifty two's sort of like shag come along. Ring your gym box money. It's like she's got the neon. Hello there and so anyway. She's listening to her messages. It's all sad sack shit. A guy breaks up with her with her mom. My therapist says i should be more than just a cock another dick more than just an appendage so so sexual and then and then we get a message from her reminding her she has to go all the way back to the office to help shrek prepare for the wayne meeting. He's got a meeting with bruce. Wayne i i'm calling just remind you that you have to go all the way back to were. That's an insane method of doing that. Just stay at work for an extra couple orders. She forgot she but she left herself. That voicemail jets and that's that's an insane method. It's like just in case. I get all the way home and check my voicemail. This'll remind me to come down i would. I would put a note on my office door on the way maybe the better version. That's horrible idea. Have you ever called. Somebody's phone and left a message like when they're lost their phone. Oh hey what's up. I'm your phone. you found me. Buddy wants some trivia. i would say. My wife has two to six voicemails a month from me that are like did you find it. Okay good where was it in your pocketbook right. Same for me. So she goes back to the office to prep for the wayne meeting. And then shrek shows up startles her and she's took it upon herself to open protected files. What does he say. He's like how industrious. How did you open the private files. How well. I just guessed that you password was geraldo labor chief. Our which is stuffed right. It's like oh she's so crazy. Yeah no this is like she should be fired like she's like unsettling to be. The secret plan is to actually drain the city of power and to store the power It's interesting way of doing it shrek. Hr should just be a group of people lined up going like. I don't think i could work with this woman. She's a fucking livewires. She's capable of doing something sketchy he starts going into his You know curiosity killed the cat. Curiosity did the cat killed it and he does his whole like that. Power plant is chip. It's a legacy. I wanna leave him. Chips chips five years chip wideness up his ass. You know dad kept his uncomfortable. Art metal opposite ass. Give me to watch this show. Do bad watch is son's birthright ep. Damn going to do that part. Greece quoting acquitted tarintino movie. Let's leave out twenty five percent louisi- i plan to lead you chip chip on my deathbed i'd like you to know i left you extra power. I had lying. Also power plants. Work dad talking to my son chip talking to you. Butch you know. My son chip us doing steroids. Day and night showpiece of my beautiful boy my wife. My mother is a huge horse of a woman. So much growth hormone. He does not do them. So i got it from the soviet union. When i killed james bond and now i gave birth to this big freak boy chip i i did something scrambled up all my dog and have you ever seen junior. I kept watch up my pussy on these german. I competed in the olympics. Sinjin smith a woman singer so then he does this like funny like he. Thanks her out. You know like he's not going to kill her and he's like we're having a laugh guy got you and then fucking shoves her album the grey when she's like it's not like you could kill me or something and these fakes her out about it and then fucking kills her trey she. She pushes it out the window. She falls through multiple catlogue cat logo. Like she gives me hours yes. Shrek tower has awnings on every floor. That break her fall and she lands in like a pile of snow and it doesn't kill her. We're like come back in. you know. These cats could reviver bunch of stray feral cats warmer chorus. Or me up when the cat's eating the finger and shit when the cat's leg one cats like lincoln the blood that's coming out of her face and another cat is like gnawing on her fingertips. That shit fucked me up. When i first saw now because of like what we know with science advancements and c. T. e. study. We know that. Like if you get enough concussions like you will become like a cat. You'll be able to do all sorts of gymnastics and whip play forward to it in high heels. Yeah so good at stuff. Real good like it actually is good for your brain in certain ways it will make you more physically dynamic. Yeah i don't. I don't understand her path at all becoming cat woman like you understand why she hates batman that makes sense to me. Okay all right. Well you explain that to me. Like she doesn't hate shrek. She comes out of this whole situation later. She's like pat man killed me and it was like. Yeah because you forget them to tap him through a building. We'll get to it. We'll get to fair points all fair points. We gotta get you got to get to these cats reviving her. she's revived. She shows up back at her apartment in does like a weird home that and kind of like destroys her apartment. Basically student graffiti. She destroys her specific way. I love by the way the message about the perfume making your boss. Wanna fuck you funny. I thought it was very hot when she chugged the milk and i was like is just so fucking. Her whole thing is all just like a variety of different like sex sexual representations of all those cats are still poking around like they followed her around shit. They followed her home. This is what we can't woman has like the aquaman cat ability like thinks so cats eight her blood and she became part cat. She's like. I gotta go home. Redecorate my apartment. Here's my idea redecorating. Spray paint a couple of shirts black turn right from hello there to hell here It's yeah hell here. She smashes some letters. She sprained her. Little dollhouse diorama. the same. i think she like even. If she wouldn't have the accident she would have gone home and done all this stuff. You think they're unrelated. Yes totally unrelated totally unrelated. This just like was going to happen. This is on her dance card already. Yeah i say selena. Calls like connection to reality. Slash like physical. Wellbeing fluctuates wildly throughout the movie. It's just a sex addict and like maybe love addict. A man clearly like fuck shit out of her boyfriend and he had a nervous breakdown. She kind of weirdly gets more socially normal. She's talking to bruce wayne a little more normal human oliver shell little pitch. He needs to wear a weird leather suit. And this was going to happen no matter what so. She finds this. She has like a like a big old vinyl jacket. She yanks out of the closet and start. She's got a sewing machine. Starts like sewing her fucking thing together. Ten razor sharp thimbles line. Yeah got some nice things. She's gonna make a glove out of so then we get the first shot a cat woman through the window. And it's the. I don't know about you miss kitty but i feel a whole lot yummy here. Yeah that's the line and the cat cats all around her and she looks great. I mean the cat woman aesthetic in this movie is we all conic and they've never been able to top. It tried many a time. No one has been able to top thought. Anne hathaway was pretty hot as selena like it might have been good attempts. Yeah this chilly. Berry was like naked basically but halle halle foregin. Don't even start with me. Stay keep us off your timeline. Me alone billy. Bob we gotta get it warning bob. Hope layoff we gotta get a fucking one eight hundred number by the way. Yes we've been. We've been toying with for a while so you guys can call and leave us messages and only give the number to shadow wolves. Oh yeah this shadow. Wolves only like. I'm dying to hear some of these people. Yeah i think we're gonna regret that almost instantly we don't have to play it. No no. I'm saying we're going to do it but i don't think we should have known what these guys gave you. All the clues missed action of quid pro quo. Quid pro quo. All animal like every single one of them is giving us some insane riddled save sin. Is grievous shadow. Wolf has fucking kidnap stone again so please guys whatever all right. And i'm pretty sure it's the shadow will keep saving. Stone is the same on that kidnaps him. It's just stop it on all fucking side. He's got a school schedule but as always free shadow walls for a year or two rescues. Mike this isn't a reward. It's a ransom okay. So we're at another press conference. And i would say a press. Conferences are a character in this movie. Which is crazy is that there are always in the same location john. I'm also from long island. Hay straw outside your mom's house right now. All joan gay. Bruce also frog strong island. What's up you fat. Fuck also fat guys. Everyone of my fans everyone in my listeners is a lot of not even with this guy. What's up fat pig loser fat big to look at you. That's always the best pro every keeps telling me i look like you. It's like i'm like dude. You look like my before picture. The picture of like humpty dumpty broken. I do love like we'll bus each other's balls and people like wanna get on them or stupidity on funny stupid. Your career talk. Don't fall dammit dude. One of my groomsmen where. I used to work matt leblanc. I heard you die you dumb. Aren't ya matt leblanc h. And the u. Wise ass fucking idiots like this guy going on that right. I watch a little show. I know you dumb acute. Believe they fucking like that piece of shit. I hated it what. I can't believe they hated that movie. Fucking rules fox can't win. It's almost as if i have different tastes than these human beings. Who are different than i used to take. Tickets movie theater and like we to pass the time we would guess what people were gonna go see as they walked up we basically just do like profiling now and it was pretty easy but there were always surprises them to mix things up and make an interesting But since we've been doing that like seeing people follow me on social media and like just being like well. This dude listens to act this from you. If it's a dude yes somebody put even more. If it's like a guy who's picture is like something from like some character like dumb ass fucking picture of like the fucking dude or some shit. Yeah or it's just a guy that looks like caper is yeah like a third of your followers. Look like me. A third is van. Damme shirtless spoken van. Dan the other third is like a balding dude holding a child. Somebody dudes onto like a dad. So don't worry if something weird don't matter anymore just taking swings dad fuck it. Let's talk about our dixon shit no matter anymore. We're only on this rock for a couple of more. Yeah who cares so. We got penguin. One of his elaborate domino effect. Things pulls the manhole cover off while this press conference is going on and We've got the mayor there with his son and his wife. Who's or mrs miscanthus. I guess this guy. This is kinda cool so it used to work in gotham. When you got the mayorship you've ever live with various beauty pageant winner a better time. Look you can do anything to trump to be married to ms gotham totally totally all over this movie. This is a great film. Great great cameo right here. It's not a cameo for this guy but it's fucking create the gymnast clown neko's tie. It's bash. is it really. Yeah probably somebody else. Doing the gymnastics still do it. He's doing it in season six. Check it out on. This part is pretty bad ass. Like this guy comes back handsprings. Yoink the baby out of like the bassinet and says. I'm not really one for speeches so i'll just say thanks and then like flips out of there right down into over itsel. Does some some play acting. Oh no it's the scary penguin man so this has got them first time seeing the the penguin man that they've been hearing rumors about so he raises up a subtle entrance and connect with the people. Say i'm normal. I just have a giant rubber big thing. I'm catching native. So this is his auspicious debut and he's real dramatic and then like the flashbulbs bothering him and shit. He presents the mayor son back to his origin story. His stuff is not all sewer like like like if every one of his gang was like sewer. People or zookeepers or something like it doesn't make much sense don't of smell though right it could all smell like should they all smell like shit. But i'm saying like how does smell the penguins saturated by it. Sorry little agent smith for either i. I had a matrix. Quote is my senior senior year. It wasn't to deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human talking seventy i remember. I forgot who. I said that. I said that i told that story to someone. Someone's like you're not a guy who needs to be like. You should be denying impulsive. Keep giving you problems. Telling you or your impulsive. Human beings are virus. Mr anderson Go ahead that's the behavior of virus. bruce wayne is watching this at wayne manor. He's like really just like this book and fireplaces awesome though. He's got this huge fireplace. And let's say was the fireplace rear projection. I could have been it looked big. I think it was. It was like i was watching the fireplace stuff. I can't remember if it was this scene. Or they didn't win woman. And i was like oh i think that might not be. There could be a can't woman thing he's like. Do you want to come over. And watch the christmas tree lighting. And then they're just staring at him for dinner beforehand both. Want to be there all right right. Say come over and watch movies. Don't wash movie. Do you fucking reading your little bit move was i would slide onto the floor. Slide down from the couch onto the floor and they slid down your good game down there. Dick was already out. That was my buddies. Move in a pre folk in a different world. He was he was like. Oh my move. I used to go to the bathroom. Take off my clothes. Come out and usually they'd be laughing and you know you'd be in. Yeah that's fucking brave for fucking world. I was like the only kid my freshman year who had a dvd player and. i had like four movies. And i would just be like girls at the bar like i got a. Dvd player would watch jaws. But i would be like come back to and she's not going to watch movie anyway. Just you're like let me put on jaws. It's two thirty in the morning worship vase on on a two hour movie. I do hate that like netflix. And chill became a slogan. It kind of made it harder for eva's like why are we doing. This are blowing up our own us. It makes it so much harder. You wanna just come over wash movie or something like that. Seems you want to netflix and chill. Don't you benjamin the naked do charlie. How is he doing. he's still great. Great divorced okay. And he is now like he. He made that move workman trip. He's a huge movie producer. Now charlie rose no no no. He's on medication and guides takes it every day. So so wayne's watching this transfixed we find out what board penguin tells everybody that he's looking for his parents and And wayne's kind of fool this is. I hope you find some great setup that they're similar parallels that they're both like yeah. I mean that was the phone thing about all. This care is villains that there's some shade of him and penguin was this crust. Dude who like do grew up an orphan kind of and they don't really play into talk about it but they don't they don't ever deliver again. It's one of those things where they like edgy. Towards like maybe you'll feel some sympathy for the penguin. But he's just repulsive and also like there's not moments where he grosses people out and he's like trying to be genuine with them switching to gross. He's i it's my favorite pussy. Show up like jesus animated series like he drives a rolls royce or whatever like their equivalent like he the same car is bruce wayne like he's the same guy right. Yeah so so presses at the hall of records and they're trying like penguins in their look and shit up or suming that he's looking for his parent again. The hall of records is shot outside. Zone of hauling brag when the batmobile drives by and sees them at burning the midnight oil. What is this is weird. Just batman taking a drive miami vice or so. We never see him in the hall. We can only see the outside. I can feel your so then. Alford might not come back tonight. I was a good man a golfer. Dr john me. I was a good man offered so is speaking on behalf of the penguin. He's a friend to everyone in gotham right paying. What's going through the records and we're in the bat cave now. It's our first time in the bat. Cave and wayne is going over. A bunch of old newspapers microfiche. He's got all that kind of database down there in the bat cave. The back gave has everything. you need. High tech weapons and the same things as gotham public library. What what does he. This is the soup gag. He takes a bite of the soup. This is great like keaton stuff soups cold. So he's like it's cold. It's supposed to be served cold. What is this soup. call vichy. Soi is that a real thing. Yeah cold french soup okay. Yeah fishy swirl fishy swirling issues. That's totally what he said. What is it as like. I think it's like cold but like creamier than agha's baccio but kind of like Chlorine smelly yes. I cold smells like chlorine it feels like life. Got a jerk pig dick off and get it from the like a gerbil which is always nice. It's cold i mean it comes out hot okay. Yeah you're supposed to take little spoonfuls and launched him at your face and lower back and chest. Europe it in people love when you rub it in and if you get up in a sock. Let's get all crusty whatever so ran. I don't know why. I'm going to tell the story but in college one of these girls i was friends with. We're like we're in a comedy group together we're talking about sex was coming up. And if someone was like blah blah we were joking about how weird titty fucking is or whatever and then the girls the girls yen. It's always guys make you do that thing with your hands. And i'm like she's like you know the thing where they come in your hands and they want you to rub your hands together until it dries and like play within your hands like wait. Eighty minute while many many guys like first of all it's either one guy out of two or three or ten guys out of a thousand bet. You didn't like this has happened. And it's generous. Love saying that would mean she had blown one thousand ten freaks. I usually when that's those stories. Start and everybody's like. Oh my god i'll always be like maybe i get it but lay with it. Yeah but draws me. Why i don't even like and this was i'm out. We were twenty like rosa performing to get chris halfon explore with it. I mean i remember here. A story about a two who's shit was so boring. Two girls comparing notes fucking. I was so embarrassed for this guy and it was like. That's my nightmare of like people being like. Yeah i was somebody who also yeah. We're like imagine that curl like meets another dude. Who like yeah. He does the weird thing where he wants you to fucking role as fucking communist. Did you do come. Plato box if you sleep with enough people and like you accidentally do the same thing like you do. Something weird happens. Yeah his hamstring. You hamstring cramps with two different women who happened to connect and that's all they know. All everyone is like james during his career. Guys fucking cramped wanted to take him out back and shoot mic array sort reference shooting animal today today and we also had a big chunk about eating animals specifically dogs So anyway we have some dumb story about a freak show. That doesn't really ever pay off. I guess it's just like it's yeah. Skip it and so penguin goes to the cemetery to seat to visit his parents grave. The no dates. Which i thought was smart. Yeah just like. I did rewind. It was like what year does are they. Claiming this is set in the fifties fully. Ignore it and i was like yeah. This is the right choice. Smart right all we know it was thirty three years later. The only kind of time span that we get in that you know. It's not zero a d. any saw at least thirty three. Yes yeah they're crosses and stuff any sauna talk about why knox's and in this movie do you think it was weird that there's another reporter that's basically like doing his job. There's a scene where there's someone comes walk out of a building and i thought it was our list. Do kinda shoot the one guy to like. So you don't think about. Knox i feel like right kind the same build. Do we ever see that knox's okay in the first one. Because i know in certain versions. He's day he dies. We never see him die like he just like passes out. That's right so you kind of feel like he's yeah so anyway. He's visits his parents. He tells the press that his name is walled kabul pot and he's really laying it on thick to make him feel sorry for a little different right little different shiny flipper and he kind of forgives his parents. And so everybody really. That thinks he's a great guy and it works. It totally works before. Like i love them. You know they have like the press reporting favorably and then people are like a great guy. Oh this is the moment where we riff all the headline or they all say the headlines or is that. Come later mike. I think it comes later. Oh god i wanna staggers in this movie. Yeah yeah. I wanna get to the headlines on all right prices on board. So this is where we see cat woman near first little kind of kerfuffle. A woman's getting mugged or potentially going to get race. They could've made that look way more like a mugging if they wanted for the sake of like a a comic book movie but it could does seem like it could be sexual so and she shows up and fucking kicks ass. We get the tic tac toe on the guy's face like she's mark in the guy's face up and she says it's my first time go easy on me like all her Sexual innuendo stuff is in full effect. I looks great. she arrives. She'll do this a couple of times in this. She travels exclusively via back handspring a cat. That's how my cat always moved around Just only backlift birth defects what was wrong with the three fucked it up. Inner ear for small shaved never got a period thumbs we. I am calcutta at a son. i do. i have a son. You're describing john f. y. Like didn't develop what really good on the rings gymnasts pommel horse gymnasts son. Ben i mean crazy for catnip okay. Let's another french fries back to saw now web. I am woman. Hear me roar. Great line and she'd nails tough thing to say. Yeah that's a she liked kind of is the victim too right. Yeah she's like. Thanks just like you're asking for it honey. Bullshit to like like. Oh you're just hoping batmans going to save you because she's kind of giving her the shit like oh. You're me before i embraced. No one's gonna save. You gotta do it for your kind of thing so then. We're back at shrek towers. And shrek is meeting with wayne about the power plant and wayne immediately knows. It's bullshit everybody in the nose at gotham has a surplus of power so And then wayne just like straight up a kabul pot. Yeah easy church. The red triangle gang which is like but we were calling the circus candidate for that wrench. Like i thought of the triangle shirt ways when they said what are they. Make fucking ecstasy pills from nine hundred ninety eight a type of ecstasy. When you were that. I remember like you gotta get the mitsubishis fear man and makes me here too. Happy high fun because remember what a win from e x y x t thought from x t calling it excellent. I came out and they were calling an e. x. xy x e. and then molly and then now just mda maybe like i or maybe i just learned about. Yeah 'cause like for me it was e. and then there was that episode of the sopranos where they took ecstasy and everybody was calling it acts and then everybody started calling it acts and then went back to e and then it became molly and well when it was molly was well past my time of even like i told you about my neighbor. Leaving me a note like a like i came home. There's a note on our door and my girlfriend's like what's that and it was like it's from our neighbor. She's doing molly over the weekend and wanted us to know how to check on her. Just like joseph chelsea case. I am on molly all weekend like if anything should have planned to do it all weekend and be home is an insane like doing molly all weekend. What you do if you go to like electric daisy carnival. Not if you're gonna stay in and binge-watch i caught up on dead to me was supposed to be your place after you've total fucking just wanna touch my couch. Yeah you want to be out fucking listening to music and shit to be taking your dick out and put it against the cold porcelain of the toilet. All right yes. Ooh that feels really good slam. The seat on the tip o. Rubbed my gist. Your hands make it a game game caterpillar. on the back of the thing we're gonna do cat's cradle with lease mary. Mac kyle walks in and he's all fucking now yes. She shows up shrek free as the miocene student was here. Yeah and then like wayne is really taken by thinks. He knows her he does because he saved her as batman and then has to kind of cover that and then he asked her on her head and then like shrek immediately. Just like adapts enrolls with it. Ngo self ski trips escaped trap right black diamond. And you're going down. Mogul yes you had a little bit too much to drink at the lodge you having a good time and the ski lift went up so long. You got a little drowsy but you made it down the hill safe didn't injure yourself. They're really good skier. Great the bathroom. Later it's walking in the boots. Like you got waterworld boots on the future. People are going to be wearing knows all the time right now. Nobody knows when you scheme. And you're walking across a backing. Nobody can everybody's fallen please fall. And it's long before a smoker would try to trade you form a smoker or maybe even the slave you name it. They want those. The is the slavers. They all want the boots that just remind me in the waterworld episode. A friend of mine. Tha shout out to tammy saito. Text me she goes. You guys listed like ten dennis hopper movies and didn't say hoosiers which you like. What for mario brothers. I'd fucking nike commercials. Where the referee the one. We didn't say he's so great. It's fucking sad drunk and drunk dad. Oh god yeah. So so wayne's totally smitten the dirt. Underwater the mariner he can he can breathe under their dry land. Not a myth. I would fucking get a front row seat for just walking presents waterworld. He does a one man show of it. He just sort of reads a synopsis. Shit like that. absolutely i. the deacon is he's gotten a high patch now. Because mariner made him loses is thank god. All's lost but then the guy the scientists shows up in the fucking these zeppelins blimps that blew up too early. So he's got a jump on it. He's flying around. He wanna see them without the smoke. He says it did it on purpose. It didn't but it turns out. The map is upside down. So this is wayne takes off smitten with kyle. Kyle leaves and then like you. Chip asked him. Like what the hell's going on with. Selina kyle and he's saying that he has this whole like great monologue but this is where he does the meantime. I got bad a fish to fry. She tries to step in. I throw it a big a window meantime. I got bad of fish to fry. Fish most definitely does not. He says better but his accent makes it seem batter. But it's also makes sense with fry panchal. Graham panko fish fry temporis style chip. I know you like it. I can't do a flower. Dredge egg wash your lower dredge cornmeal crust. Pants it chip. I always shared a hotel rooms where you can fry fish there in the road. They charge extra. 'cause you stink the place they charge. But it's working the only way to travel with you freia. I'm always frying fish in my hotel room. It's smelly as how dad. Why are you telling me this. And also when do i get all the power you. I'm just die chip that. I just want my. I want my power plant that you'll get it someday chip. If that fucking bitch gets in our way i'll throw off a big a window kitty kitty. Kitty cat kitty. Cat throughout apollo win like a big cat. I like my fried fish. I put it in my mouth and pull just a bounce out so penguins in his like little like i dunno above ground hideout. Who do you prefer. Cliff gov field put me. I love mondays. I love monday. So i gotta go east cliff giant cat in heat lip name. Mongo always favored a mine. Reminds me chip. You built like mongo chips. Chips got traps like manga ship with your mongo in the same room. I don't know if i could tell who is another fish. Fillet shifts out. There with heathcliff terrorizing the neighborhood. Did i like he he. He's the one is like this friend. Of course he had the cat that had the the the walkman on. He's wearing headphones. Checking out mr shrek. What were you doing in the room of. I love cats my whole company after him. One hanna barbera one. He lives in a junk yard. I forgot his name. But i think it's hep cat kind of a poor man's heathcliff me. He's no snag. Oh push that. I tell you. So yeah penguins working on his firstborns and and shrek shows up. And i just kind of funny. Because like he's working on something and it pans over and all the circus for underground host coil and Shrek basically has wants to get him downstairs to show him something. He won't go so he has to lure him with the sam like salmon and then like penguins all like horny for the santa upstairs. His hang out above ground is upstairs. Mayor's campaign yes yes. He's in the attic of the campaign off They've converted it without him knowing like a giant pain surprise. That's the surprise so it's campaign office. He's going to run for mayor. He turns it down until shrek is like all the poontang. You could have asked for like what really i'd to rewind. Be like wait. I still miss that. He said poontang yes. Movies fucking in say. He'll get more poontang. will i like it. When he brings in the image consultants. Yeah so he brings in the two image consultants. That is that happening. Now to jan hooks and that guy who guy and so they're they're laying out in the guy like the bubbly guys like Not a lot of reflected sewers surfaces down in the sewer. He's like could be worse. I could be gushing blood from. I knows the guy doesn't get it and he fucking bites. The guys knows everybody. Freaks and everybody freaks in the best light is Shrek like let's make mayor put like the penguins just like like blood coming out of his mouth fish guts and human blood coming out of his mouth. Now make a mayor is this where he pins on the girl. Or that's coming up later to that. What they're doing they're doing. Killer croc is what they may character right because he's just like an actual circus free. Yes to run the soviets. Yeah because he doesn't do anything penguin like he owned the most penguin from the company. I guess an umbrellas is from the cartoon is from the comic. And that's the best stuff about him. Is those umbrella. Are there like a fun thing. So soc he's still not quite sold at this point on being mayor doesn't understand how it's gonna work and this is where we get treks recall idea so basically he's gonna december elections not until november. Yeah so they're going to do a special recall. They've got to show that the mayor's unfit run. It feels a lot like a movie that they wanted to take place in christmas. And also have an election premise. Right yes like. How can we make this work. And so so thanksgiving right. The penguins basically has to use his goons to To make it look like it's all hell's breaking loose in gotham right and then he can step in and save the day so that he can be mayor and so then he starts like like eyeball in that image consultant. you know. he's like. I'd like to fill her void and that's where he's doing all those lines and it kind of warms to the idea of being mayor like student like the mr mayor lines and so finally when he's on board with it he does the burn. Baby burn yeah. I like that but yeah benz right. It is basically like the promise of sexual conquest. The fuck if you become mayor. I mean he really is like the gross groping politician. Yeah sometimes says groping groping lady touching hearts and minds and groping them too so as promised their pussies on your mayor as promised. The circus restart causing problems. That's crucial to his plan. Working trump just run for mayor of new york. I know that's on. That wouldn't have voted for him in the eighties. I i think giuliani during the fucking like blowback against dinkins when the crime rate really fucking like in the early nineties great around this time like he might have been able to do it. I think sarah palin gotta come around and pave the way for trump a little though you know like serious like yeah we need to get into hassle to like someone who's going off solely off charisma soli like with no nothing to stand by like no political experience and you see sarah just enough that people fool themselves. Who were the next person's like it doesn't matter how exactly. yeah. I like what i like. So circus freaks were causing problems. Crucial to schrafft's plan and Got a circus. And then he becomes. Mayor trump becomes president and then he brings a circus to the white house. Well okay government circus now right. Save your right. well see funny movie. I gotta keep bolton and check. And he's a wild one that one. Jim kelly psychopath that guy had. He's out of his mind. I like it when the weird levity from trump moment look like he's literally you think i'm a fucking psychopath this. I'm psychopathic higher. Like he keeps bolton gets brought up a lot in all like. I've read all fucking shitty expose books that have come out. I'm fully part of the problem. We're like any of those books from like burned former ally. I read them all and michael. Bolton's name comes up so much vile even before he got hired and so funny. Because it's like well. What do you shave the moustache. Because trump will does not want to work with them at all solely because the mustache. He's old school. Mafia guy where it's like no against the rules. It's my quiz yet. The bills i'm the top on the outside white guy. So batman shows up he starts kicking ass. This is this is where he loses his battering. The dog lady at the poodle. The ultimate freak. What a guy comes out with a bazooka. Another guy comes with a sword. Someone else pops out a girl comes with a dog and he takes us success. The icons and shit like this is a slow moving thing. That somehow knows what they look like a sam. Ramey in barrington. Get totally so then. We get this cat. Woman destroying schreck department store which is a great loss one. Maybe the strongest one of the stronger scenes in the spray paint in the microwave. Tara all i remember that is burning my hat as a kid of like. That's how you could blow. She did he alternately does. She's kind of like messing around and like just where she gets her whip. She's whipping mannequin. Heads off the cops show up. And i guess steve rain is easy shopping when all that was taking place really scary for it him up for a while got to listen it. W t f where he talks about it. I was in resource in department store. He talks about is is like. I think this is a recent he. He was buying sports equipment head on the floor. He said four mannequins didn't have ahead. he didn't register that as anything wrong. And then next thing he knows he hears a microwave count kudos to him for having the bravery on so glad you to go on tour still even after all fucking after all. This shit went down. Tricks blew up. It's heroin story heroin so wall. She's messing around these cops show up. We only clear three hundred. Our your overpaid. Some good lines with her in the security guard work. Good whip work. Oh yeah they're they're like. I don't know if i should arrest or try to fucker. You guys get your fall in love you guys get your pistols confused with your privates those a fucking just interchangeable nineties. Gop own whether to fight you. Ah fuck you say to guys. That's that's the linhart does why because it makes them look like william sunny skies. Try to fuck me. You should fight me. We're here to fight. I didn't think this underground porno. I thought this is underground fight. Those guys tried to shut me. They videotape getting tickled. My name is lionheart because my mother took one documentary about these guys tried to tickle me. They're all trying to me. I to fight them. Deleted scene in lionheart. Where tickle network. I'm new country need money. I was so scared of tickle network but it kept investigating ahead to see ed to see how deep it win. You got hotline hard rock. You did me. Iraq always walk like this. It was the tickling. I was laughing too hard. You mean you got hurt giving tickled jeffrey his his all right so at wal this is going on. In the department store batman and penguin winner facing off and so out of nowhere where she back handsprings to them meows and then the place blows us. Great thanks that batman and penguin are having an interaction. right outside the schrafft's sar. I i but he takes off on his little helicopter thing. Which looks fuck i. I like the where they show put his foot on there. It's like he's so fat and the blades are so tiny it's weird. They do some wind around batman which somehow sells it really. It's pretty brutal later. In the movie when he puts it around her neck and she just goes flying away scary. So yeah so like this. Where batman and cat woman face off of i love the the thing blows up they loser. They look and she's just like up right. The first cat like weird climbing the wall. Yet he's batman pursues. Her they fight she kind of gets the best of him. I thought she wouldn't hit a woman and then he gets the best of her with some gloat like a halloween glow. Stick that this bothers me. This is this a major complaint. I have because bam's not very good at fighting in this movie. Like no handed to him. Up there he falls for like three. G disallowed really dumb. Shit right the stuff of sorry. I didn't mean to be mean i'm horny. I forgot. I'm so lightheaded dunedin. Enough and sugars. dropping. I'm sorry. Intermittent fasting doesn't work for everybody bananas about an hour ago. I need to have my brain functioning in the morning. So i'm a breakfast guy off trader. Joe's makes individual sliced apples. Now dave cheese on them they don't show the blue thing or the setup that weapon in any way so we don't know what it is revealed. Tommy like napalm that. He'd slaps onto a person's arm right but it makes it look like at one point that it's slippery like she sliding around but really she's just like sizzling. Get throw the class. Batman move throwing acid on somebody takes it out and it's like glowing. Blue blue melted blue. I thought it was gonna make like a high pitch noise. I was like. I don't remember like no fucking sense that it's acid like oh also in the little gang fight down there he fucking that's where he puts a dynamite and a dude's waist and throws him into sewer laughs at them yeah laughs at and that's the over the top right blows the guys dick off loose dick clean off man. It's crazy so he gets the best to cat knocks her in a big old truck a kitty litter say by kitty litter. She drives away when wise. The an open truck do they took like call out that she is like the same amount of lives as a cat. Good question. I think i don't know i understand that. Her scours the sechin. She was elegant. Easter egg thing in my be. If you keep track. She dies a certain amount of times. Yeah i like. I don't watch any of the utah. Shit i watch all the seventy five east. Y'all have you ever i. I saw a video. It said like avengers endgame easter eggs all sixty one of them. And then i'm like okay. I got to see what these sixty one easter eggs are. Because i don't remember this much it's captain. America is holding the shield like this. That's the next one to captain. America grabs thors hammer like the comic. And i'm like these. Aren't easter eggs facts. I saw some click beatty shit was like time was precious in avengers. The screen the screenwriters didn't have a chance to tie up and as much as they wanted to. It's like time's precious through three hours of content in these folk and move vinyl movies a two part movie. Total of five hours and four time is very precious. You may my sit through that shit. So penguin announces that. He's running for mayor presses on it they love it. He's saying like the the angle is and we talked about before that the mayor can't keep the city safe. This is another press conference while we get five press conferences and three signal. Heists signaled scrambles from batman signal jams always jam and why. Because it's something that batman could do from day turns. What can we do without trek. Must have been like. I will only wear the suit for a total of ten minutes. Yeah like i'll do. Some misery. index. For one day shoot ensued next day. Only do three hours in the suit today. Like some crazy early in it and then even pulls the mask off later pulls the mask off. I mean he just talk about it now. Like we'll skip it when we get through it. Put the i was like. Oh that is uncomfortable. Like the can't even believably rip it off in like a cool way right right. Just gotta like comes off like it hurts. Looks like it would never nightmare right. Yeah and what are you doing. Where batmans oh my favorite line of. I'd never noticed until this watch that. Like it costs from batman worrying his normal costume. And then you see him without. The black is shadow. Because he's got to take his mask off. Yeah it's crazy that he can't take it up and just have it. Yeah look we see. Jared leto wearing You know the fighter. And it's like he takes it off the black eyes and then he puts blue shit hanging out of his mouth and he's like me. And you oswal bruce wayne. What are you doing. Dressed up like the batman. Batman you moron. I love salinas like so hard on bruce. What are you doing dresses batman. This this is this this announcement of him running for mayor. This is where he does the groping line and he he tells like you're the coolest young purse or a-list person. Young person could vote for whatever he says. And you're the hottest young person that role model could have. Oh yeah you're the coolest role model a young person could have and you're the hottest young person a role on would it makes no any puts or literally touching her tastes and stuff and they're fucking with crab hands straight talk about groping. Yeah then he goes up and cat women's up in his attic space right and i think this is some hot shit. This may be her hottest move. Where she's humping the bed a little bit on the bed trying to get comfy doing a slight cat thing but it is highly sits hips like pulsating into the bed. A little bit right. This is why she's against batman here because this is where she announces that she's against batman this he says it if my favorite pussy has returned or like. There's my favorite pussy pussy talk. Just what i needed some pussy or whatever They need to join forces against batman. And basically this whole time paying just wants to fuck like he's entertaining. Whatever she wants because he just wants the straight up fuck and Cat woman posits framing batman because the initial plan was to just blow his car up. And she's like no we've gotta make him what he hates. The most which is right. You just see all the fucking notes in the scene like this. We gotta have to bad guys. Teaming up to stop batman this the sequel we need more bad guy. We had one in the first one. We need to own the never. Get it right. It's like you can give credit in. At least it's like no. We can have one guy in this one and then the next one we have another guy and then may be three movies now. We put them all in that. It'll blow people's minds right get the full rogues gallery and for now definitely didn't learn their lesson with because the one after this there's even more yes i have always and to face always like well now. We need three bad guys. That's like we're going to raise the stakes or bad guys. So there's some fun stuff in her taking the Taking the bird she puts the count one. Two three four bad guys puts the bird in her mouth and then he likes has his knife on her cat and so she lets the bird out he lets the cat go. Shit looks great. Looks grey bird. Yeah the real bird flies at her mouth and then she starts giving herself a bath and it looks like how a cat really get yourself. I will say acce- got to be such a specific fetish to watch a woman in all latex or leather or whatever vinyl liquor liquor self while a fucking hitters in a big fat sweaty blob in hot stained over. Coveralls are like long johns. Yeah she really wants to be in on the framing of batman. That's her big angle. But what does she's mention why she's against you. Know she's a batman. Killed tried to her right after she attacked him. Yes yeah batman saved her earlier than you think. She would like batman right. Doesn't i character that. She's obsessed with batman two point where it's like dangerous either maybe to to use her saving that one woman. She's mad at batman for not giving her a chance to save herself. Yeah or for not saving her when she fell. Or whatever like you know like shit still goes for not teaching her how to save her own money right. This guy's a fucking billionaire. Clearly he knows how to say like as an assistant. Yeah i'm out there. Spending teach me to save. Like what if. Bruce wayne or would have bam anti mitigate a roth ira so back at wayne manor batmans watching the news again watching for another press conference where the wouldn't do the tree lighting mad. What's that now now. Batmans mad mad Still watching that gob inch. Yeah alfred does not like it And penguin wants batman there. That's the big thing so Selina kyle wayne run into each other in shitty fake looking. Gotham alfred. we need cozier chair. The bat cave clocking in a lot hours alford. My legs are falling asleep in this chair. What about a standing desk. That i have a high chair that i consider about like some sort of vibrating thing. That gets the blood pumping. While i'm sitting down to a batman work or like lazy boy and maybe i could use a tablet like a bat. Cave tablet on lazy tablet. Messed away and we have the standing desk attachment. Just try it. it's not good for my back alfred. I'm standing night trying to get get people. So wayne invites run into each other in gotham visor. Dinner before the tree lighting ceremony because each of them have like an excuse. Like i can't be there to watch it together or whatever and so because she's got to do something. Sketchy news cattleman. He wants penguin him there. So he's ready to show up there and so Penguin storms in on the ice princess. Who's the ice princess now. Letting the tree not miss gotham. getting ready is sprint. Says is a smoke. She's she's not just a nice prison. She's also an actor movies. That was fucking real nineties thing not actors like female actors specifically are just usually dumb and beautiful and get boss joke of the casting couch shit. Yeah so funny in grade and everybody's okay with it still works. So penguin knocks her out with a battering and kidnaps her back at wayne manor. We've got selina. Kyle and bruce wayne by either real fireplace or the fake fireplace me. Think i don't know. Maybe i'm crazy here. After watching the case should be truly sweaty. Because they're sitting next to like a funeral pi. It's cold but it's like a nine fully jack. John rafi whole john boy and we've got a lot of snow. We got snow throughout the whole movie. Johnny snowing off. Johnny turn it off. Show is on the logo the beginning. That's how you know it's going to be called the whole bovi johnny. Johnny turned off heat. Turn it all off. You gotta do the scene in front of a big fire. Johnny turn it off wet. Reeling swearing off the fucking tv. Well sorry sorry. Good night sir. We had to call my dad sir until we were like. I talk so fucked. Thank you sir. Cool ponytail sir. I can't go to your black belt tests. You're a forty year old man. But i can't make it to your black belt tests or so. This is where we get a lot of wayne sling. Kyle's duality talk. You guys come to my test. So when i am i laugh all night thinking about little fuck bruce colonists. Dad's sir not doing it by accident repeat himself sorrows that sorry sir you who sorry ho like hospital food. Be mother as a black dress. You could wear it to your funeral. I'll give you something to cry. you cry. i'll give you something to cry about. These are like famous. Mr gabri squads danger ukrainian over there give you something to cry about. Bradley's not disgusting shit on the toilet is disgusting broccoli doesn't taste good because my brothers were always hyperbolic and he hated. That by dad was darvin. You're not starving. Knock it off. Knock it off. That's another famous quote. Knock it off being says the throws teeth when we're fucking around michigan pup. I think that selina. Kyle's looking hot here. Because she's got the crazy eye makeup on crazy. Shirley certainly put back together. I still prefer aktan Jada selina kyle but like she does in the final scene of when he runs into were at the the ball. Like i'm i'm like yeah. She's yeah she's got a crazy crazy thing. Going looks great. Looks great fucking everything absolutely married to the mob. She looks great in movies. Still like seventy yes. She's hot as hell dude. So they're like they're having their weird. Duality talk which kind of continues throughout the rest of the movie. They kiss and then but they're each kind of hurt you know. They're each kind of had their injuries that they're trying to hide from each. She has the burn burn. And he's got the dig thing in his side. They don't know each other's identities yet news batman evolved into abduction so each of them have to kind of get away from the other one. She's trying to get away to get involved in the framing and he needs to clear his name and they use alfred as a middleman. Right all fucking yeah. Make up an excuse. I did love her is like him to make up a sonnet or dirty limerick. I got one batmans dewayne once. There was a man from nantucket. I've a message for you from his. Kyle what the fuck are you talking. Fuck away from me. Alford get the pfizer limerick. Okay so we got bad men in the bat cave getting ready. There's some cool. Batman suit up stuff you know. It makes no sense. Why does not have chest plate. Why does he take the middle pair boots. Why does he think the middle. Why does he have his boots lined up like their shoes. Like this is fucking up. Getting dressed. montasser always drove me crazy educated. This one scene. 'cause like now. I get it it's like he's stylistic director and he just wants to. He has a certain looking his head but his kid. I was like holy shit. We get to see like all the different bat suits. And they're and they're all the no. Give us the because at the time. The marketing every possible batman to us of like arctic batman. And there's laying into the coachella batman superman and batman brim. Hats like short cheech vibes man. The fact that we see his hand like reaching the frame and take the boots and not mike strapping on some mike. Exo armor something is such. It really feels like it's like picking out. They juxtaposed to cat woman getting ready in her car. You know and it's kind of lo fi. Hi fives wall. She's driving while she's driving on a skintight. Vacuum sealed tree lighting. Perfect just as i arrived tree-lighting ceremony circus freaks hacked the batmobile. He puts it in shields. They figure out a way to get it out of shields. They've got a big kind of bozo controller thing. The the the circus freaks have skill sets way outside of most sacred flush the blueprints to his batmobile week atom of it or something like a fucking. Of course everything's gotta be branded circus for some rea- that's very batman. Ask thing but it's very funny in like when you're making like high tech engineers fucking circus free but then also they place like a cartoon red ball on the real fucking joker but it's just doesn't with the penguin either works or it doesn't do you think michelle pfeiffer ever had a bad day in her life or onset you mean in your life. I know she's so beautiful even her name. Michelle pfeiffer even her. name's fucking cool. Yeah it's just not it's just one shade. What do you think she's more interesting than normal. Mci feifer can't stand. I do anderson. I know that she was considered for scarface. Casting director really liked or at the time she had horrible sounding voice had like a shrill. Pardon the you know the gender implications sounding voice and the casting directors like look. You're a good actor. You've got the look for sure. You need to their stopping down casting on this because something they needed to delay it a little bit. You need to work with a voice coach to lower your voice. And i think i can get you this part. And so she did and then worked with somebody and worked on her voice. You gotta do that. What's that you gotta talk to lower my voice voice. Deeper i wanted. You gotta start this. This fucking podcast is falling apart and we're gonna shut it down. People tell between the difference between you and stone on the last stinger. But i see you have a little cartoon costume on their about. Is that optimus prime mask your notice thing about over there. We haven't even released this episode but somehow we just picked up twenty five patrons hell yeah worth it. I remember how that happened. You best believe staying about out there doing his business in red. I had extra balls put into my scrotum workshop for a couple of weeks there. I mean i know i said i had allergic gibbes but like i was just kinda workshop. Numbers guy tried the new voice. You saw that. We didn't get that many new listeners. Numbers guy. I've march and my voice out your swearing in you. Don't work you fucking get rid of it is received with the dollar bills bella bills. Y'all so i'm going to take. I'm going to take us through step by step Every now he's getting. We'll get through this quick. Let's get to the the end of this bad boy. Basically be batman gets framed for pushing the ice princess off of a building character dot other character dies oni way. Kind of funny yeah. It's kind of jokey. She hits the the lineup for the tree. You know all the bats fly out he so they staged bats in the christmas tree on. The right and batman has to escape so he doesn't his hang glider. That's pretty cool. That's cool like seeing that we talk about his Batmobile goes down to the bat weenie and surrounding areas scape this. Yeah not quite there yet. So ba ba cat woman in penguin face off really quick. She's kind of pissed. She's like said you'd scare or not killer he's like jerry. Looks pretty scared. And this is what he hooks onto his helicopter little terrifying. She falls through like a glass ceiling. That's one of our lives. She lets us know. Yeah screams and the whole place. Shatters glass ceiling breaks got it. I liked that. Batman gets in the batmobile fucked fucked up. I do like how penguins controlling it. He's in like a little tiny when they reveal that that made me laugh really hard. He's in the joke that like people think he's fucking in there. There's a couple of good jokes. Well like clearly steering for batman. Because he's on the screen then when they reveal that he's in the thing outside of convenient feed little like quarter operated toy kid rights to look like the batmobile the mcdonalds like batmobile. That like you press the button on the back and like the center shot off. Like that was the batman returns like it was fucking. I had forever on my desk. Thank shot at middle finger. Shot off into ason. Gerry's car fucking little wiener removes the balls from the phallic looking. Don't you hate it. How guys always wanted like shoot their little happy meal. Mcdonald's batman returns batmobile thing into your pussy. You guys do that thing. You know the batmobiles. Donald guy has a little fucking nineteen ninety. Two happy meal toy of batmobile. How many guys do this girls. You know you're talking when i'm talking about. Shoot it at your pussy. I did look it up at taco bell for the first batman. Mcdonald's for batman returns. Oh weirdly enough. We weren't sure we very weird very weird. So so batman is like has to find the bug. Find the bug. He puts a cd rom. The tells them where the bug is. Y'all bug chasing program designed by dr stone. Stanton dr ryan stanton. Yeah also he. How does he get the bug. He bought high-tech talking fucking punch and shit out cars car talking jack on the bottom of it right. It's got a pneumatic jag. That gotta be steel played and he can punch so penguins furious and finally badges punches a screen. Because it's too much he also does put a disc into record. The penguin talking shit about gotham. He's coming for this alleyway. he's trying to turn or whatever break he can't do it. So in a last ditch effort he has to like go like fold dick mode on the batmobile and enjoyed. This is so weird thing to build into the batmobile kid. I was very confused. When would you ever need this except for this moment did it. Right in the nolan one word like becomes a motorcycle makes sense when it leans back and off the wall. Little bit rambler. That's cool too. I like i do again. If i'm making a case for this movie. I do like tim burton's. We're just no. I enjoy it. I really liked purpose. It serves as this like all right. Dude we'll do it. But that is like throwback to sixties batman to where it's like everything is truly likes the single use the exact the bat shark spray data. That's exactly what i was. That's my favorite thing that he's like shark. Repellent passed the shark repellent. He opens up. The bars is like octopus. Repellent jellyfish repellent shark repellent grabs a famine. Gets away lips to fight another day. You know who does die though. The six cops because three cars smashed. If you're the third cop car and you see two cars kind of like upside down on each other at a fucking narrow crevice are you going. Maybe i'll squeeze in your the one this guy going to be able to make this your partner you're like hey man hit the brakes. He's got we got this. Our car will do the right thing to do. The dick thing when we got car comes truly potman rice addict. What are you doing over there. You fucking jerk in. What are you a fucking rookie. We gotta go full dick motta way to get smashed up here all right so you get those wonderful mix So he's got a recording of the penguin. The penguin's doing another press conference. This is now the fifth or sixth press conference and this where batman gadget as the fuck and so he and for down down to the bat cave do like how he pulls through the area that is so alfred entrance walks down. Just take the stairs that anyone can find. Even though you got all these extremes we get a little quick mentioned vicki vale. Another thing that stood out to me is. The elevator is one person iron maiden awesome. Yeah it's so. Don't it closes on him and then the spikes retract. It's like. I don't think you need. The spikes adds a little bit of movies. Status king of the wicker people. Yeah so then. They exp- plays What the paying said about gotham. Everybody immediately buys it and they turn on the penguin and he runs out of there like a little petulant child. All fucking umbrella and killed. Everybody wouldn't put batman be like you. Maybe i shouldn't have played. Luckily no one dies from the machine gun spray into the crowd also. What if penguin it's locker room talk what happened. It's it's really funny. They're throwing lettuce tomatoes and eggs at him. And i'm like oh my god and then he brings eggs. Yeah great show. Who shows up and that looks fucking great. That looks fun. Seeing them gets messed with cabbage. We'll skip the penguin like just pulls his plan for like kidnap babies which all seems like a lot of fucking extra work. That doesn't pay off and batman stops it and just gives them a note from a monkey who scared of danny devito and the notes written on batman stationary with wayne man stationary. Shit shit. shit shit missing the pencil. Trick on top of it just says like bruce wayne the basket or like he sends it to him. And it's just like you probably got my note on wayne manor stationary. Now is. Because i was there i was there heads with bruce. I was putting four more bat lights in joyce fans of mine bat locks fandom right so he foils the he foils a plan then we go to the masquerade ball. Alfred doesn't want him to go but in the kids in cages is so fucking weird. I mean we'll get to the mass grave putting the kids in cages is so fucking weird and it's not something that's come up yet. I get sick of random thing to be well then the firstborn things will be perfect. Yes it's it's wild tells everybody's going to walk them into their little grave and everyone's like ooh that's a little dark he shoots a guy he's like. I'm not a human being. They dislike flip. The elephant man is pretty funny. Animal this masquerade. Ball scene is missing. Bruce wayne bruce wayne like from his opening party in the first bumbling idiots. Yeah wish was a cooler. Charming michael keaton at all in this semi hard when they said that i. That was the one i was like. I can't believe this to be so hard. Feel semi hard. Isn't it like valencia up. Like that's exactly that to mess and i think was the line turgid. Yeah everybody's got like. There's a little little shit talking between him and shrek. Everybody's in mask sex. Great man like my mask. Everybody's in masks except selina. Kyle and bruce wayne they find each other. They have their little. Duality talk again. They've realized their batman and cat woman rights and she's really unhinged in this great. She's gonna fucking just shoot shrek right. Do we have to fight. Yeah that's a great line to that's a that's a trailer line. He kind of talks her off. Ledge records to her plan is now to kill shrek or is that all covered to. She doesn't know. Keaton is batman over batman. Now she's mad at batman anymore. I don't understand why. I think she's mad at the penguin because he killed the ice princess and try to do a little. She's mad at shrek because she originally killed still mad at makes more sense. That makes the most sense to me from the. Yeah so just this shit's going down. Boom penguins shows up his little. Rubber ducky thing comes up through the floor and announces his plans to take all the ocean. Do we go backwards as fun. Yeah but he He takes chip. But then shrek is like. Don't take chip. I love him. He's my big dumb boy take me. Can't he's got a pos down. Tomorrow against franco columbia. He's got the refrigerator race. He's got the wrong he's he has to say. Magnus ver magnusson is dead lifting against them ships here. he's he's weighing in at an even to stone. Okay he's going to move a whole truck he's gonna drag it like inox. So this is where like. He takes shrek down to his layer. And he's like a fucking boiling and toxic waste. Batman gives us note and then we have a final showdown with all their characters around. And they're all and this showdown takes place in the. The ice exhibit said any. Like stops the penguins. Two right yes so once so once once. His plan is foiled from killing the firstborns. He's like we're just going straight up. Kill ever designed hat and speech dollars penguins to go kill gotham city a giant birdcage and all the penguins are loaded up with missiles and he does like the were. We're fucking batman. Just let me jam the signals. We can so he shows up did you. Did you guys know that they were using singles on the penguins it that they were gonna use penguins and missiles and or anything they have like little duck. Sounds like ram radars even making little penguins. He's like in some kind of like submarine. Bows sewer scandal has the fucking the duckie thing on there. It's got the battering has ms daas level icons that are perfectly represent like he had to program. He's i could. We put the duckie program thing in here. So i can use it but you know what i was saying is. Did you even think that penguin needed like radio control on the penguins minds. I assumed he had like some weird innate ability to communicate with penguins based on him being a penguin being named i think they need a way for batman to foil saying. It's like like he's like jam signal. Like you knew that there was a signal going off penguins. They're asking a lot and he james the signal to still let them just fine. How does the payment die like for like. I like false. You just falls down. Yeah he like wants batman works get to it. Let's just do it okay. So so batman turns all the penguins around with the help of alford's that they're going back away from gotham square to the layer again. He's like racing towards them at this point. All the circus freaks kind of cartwheel out of the room. Everybody leaves that piss the penguin off. And he's like fuck it and to like his giant like duckie thing and it's got like got wheels wheels like he looks great like it looked so fucking funny to me so duck penguin or circus. He's like aggressively driving it. And they'll the poodle ladies like. There is something very big and fast moving towards the he's been gone at this point but we know that that batman heading towards him and it's kind of cool. That means the sewer shark which is like directly from the sega cd video game. He even does like because he's also fighting. Penguins swimming underwater with like big missiles on them to right so he's turned them around their head back to base camp. He intercepts penguin just as he's about to escape to the ground with his little ducky they crash batmans okay. They face off can kind of hand to hand combat and then but bobbin easily beats them. Thank god thank god. Batman does not get like almost be knotted hungering ambassador immediately but like he pops up again but then cattleman shows up right right so all the so. All the penguins have shown up around him and batman has detonator which she lets off and then the missiles. Just start shooting up in the air. So i guess like initially the death toll is going to be one hundred thousand if they were able to launch from gotham square. But now they don't do anything they'll metropolis. The penguin falls joke. Their land and ran is easiest. Poor guy hasn't been through. Enough penguin falls back into his layer and so then shrek has finally managed to get out of a cave and shrek talking to the penguin. Like look i'll do whatever you want. Negotiate whatever deal. We reveal that he's actually talking to cat woman and at this point like her hair's coming out of her from from what penguin Locked put on the helicopter fucked up. So then batman. Does this kind of like a like zip line in there to kind of intercept them. And so he's like interfacing with shrek off. We get the fuck in like bruce wayne and then she he takes the gun that he took from the dead guy who said he won't kill babies and he shoots batman. Think batmans dad then. He turns the gun on selina. Kyle moron was bad man. Something like that. It's a good line and it was and we selena. Cows like selina kyle when he recognizes her fired fired. Great trump took the line and then he seven lives left or whatever. Do you have enough bullets. Cities like we'll find out and so he killed he's holding a six shooter and he's already fired one round ten. I'm sorry you just don't have enough upstairs shooter. She's got to she's got to lives left. She kisses him with the teaser. Electrocute them into like a little skeleton because she fuck in hits grabbing that he's been a power play out just be enough like and then you kind of like if you watch closely you can see your kind of run. Out of their batman comes to solidify. Kyle's gone ripped off his mask to get bad just trying to get pussy at that. Point doesn't work out so she's out of there. And then the movie ends were like with him. And alfred like cruising around in their old car for some looking for some trim just truly crews and the batts goes off and then cat woman still alive. Roll credits alright. Sure man he gets her cat like he's like. Hey look that selina. Kyle's catch car. Yeah alfred i'm Who's fucking cat. That is he's like. Shut up you fucking piece of shit. I miss my parents i can. We switch up the order straight out of box. Five fucking stars full could start. I'll go second. With five falcons star starting running back and say this is a love letter. Press conferences character in the movie. Become sons the big dumb sons press conferences and batman watching press conferences. Five stars ohs nice five star ohs these e shoutout lot of lot of fucking easter eggs in this episode. Tony easter eggs. A lot of deep cuts a lotta comic book jokes. I'm alright so who should we recommend this podcast. I'll do you know someone who's made them dress up like a cat. They would love this podcast. Please recommend the podcast. Do you know anybody that can steal a baby and do a flip into a manhole recommend this podcast recommend bashi and sixty. I fucking like. I'm so glad you said that because it was like no that actor fucking no he looks old even then you do you. Do you know somebody who's sick of when guys do the french flipper trick on their fucking vagina every time you're trying to hook up guys you're doing all the time do you. Do you know anyone who lives in gotham. Tell them to stop flushing all their important stuff. An arms dealer who sold missiles that would are roughly the size i would fit on penguins emperor penguins and the like Recommend this podcast. Something that's not explained it. Does he get one thousand missiles. Flush them do you know that. Same arms If you see that same arms dealer again asked him why he gave some people. Bazookas machine guns and some other people sticks. Does your car mechanic where the instructions. Your car is like a fucking x-ray in front of their face on a helmet Listen to the podcast please. Did you know somebody that didn't sells on black diamond. Run skiing definitely not from their boss. Shoved him out a window. Okay maybe the moguls were bad. Who knows do you know someone. Who is sonny bono die now. We're all wearing helmets. Do you know someone who is so obsessed with cats. They'll put them on their awnings. All in honor of geraldo there too. Well seems lately. It seems like lazy symbolism do you. 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BONUS: Action Boyz Talk Rocky 3 (Patreon Podcast)

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BONUS: Action Boyz Talk Rocky 3 (Patreon Podcast)

"This is a head gum podcast. I might what some shit hits. Welcome back to another episode. Not just another sewed special episode of high and mighty. It's me your boy number one. Fuck boy. One of the three action boys on for fuck. Johnny guys, I'm alone in the high and mighty studios because this is a special free bonus episode dropped into my high and mighty fee to let you know about another podcast. I work on called action, boys. Now, if you have been listening to hide might even beginning, you know, what action boys are we did a few episodes here on the feed go back and look through and check it out free apps, but also over at patriot dot com slash action. Boys or action boys with z dot biz. With Z action, boys dot biz you'll see that me. Ben Rogers from Hollywood masterclass and from shitty. Jobs and Ryan stagger from dumbbells and bang bang at UC be the three of us get together and talk about classic action movies. 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I just started dating a girl and we were out. Remember when we went downtown, tiff and. My parents were there and into the Brill building race brought up. It was like to. We know anybody anti vacs. Yeah. And we were talking about it. And I went home at night and like got a drink with this girl. I was starting to see and separately with even bring it up. She started out how she was hit vacs. It was like the end of nice night, and we were kind of kissing goodnight. And somehow he started talking about vaccinations. I was like she's laying the groundwork to make sure you're up to date on your shots before she fucks you and it turned into a fucking. Like, I got weirded out and she picked up on it. And it was like so this is like win that kind of discussion was people were having it this this this months five years after it was in the yes. So just came up out of the blue came up out of the blue, and she's just like throwing flare up to see if you're on the same page, and then I brought we're kind of talking about the Disneyland smallpox. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And and then she was like well. Yeah. But that's the news. Oh. It's just. Okay. You also don't believe the mainstream media all you need to do for me to write you off say something like well. I don't know if I trust newspapers. Seal ater, I'd still be able to fucker, but. Separate the art from the artist, I'm still fucking postscript. I was weird out didn't talk to her for like a week and a half. And then it was like, hey, how you doing? She was like, wow, I didn't expect to hear from you. Again, thought you were weirded out by the whole antibac- staying cheese. Like, no. Gear bag. She was just pulled her off for too long. You try tried. Try crawl. I was like kitsch beautiful. Who cares? You came. Crawling back. Look, I read a few blog posts from Jenny McCarthy. Making a lot of sense. Unfolded. So quickly. I understand that like a lot of stuff that's come up in science and health in the last hundred years has been like maybe slightly debunked. Like, okay, fat-free isn't necessarily answer sugar is bad too. Hey, guys, all saturated fats, all that stuff. And then all of a sudden someone's like put the things that are definitely wrong are small like, how do you fucking choose advantage of babies? With these big needles in the beautiful babies. Two eight to see a beautiful baby. Get a big needle. About you. I've seen it. They put the autism in the beautiful baby's. They've got these big autism Natal's. Just Javid little babies just doing slow. Slow spatial to space it out space it out this law. Welcome to action, boys. Shaadi blow plush. No, he's getting mad. The loans wife at the time. Guys. We're talking about a move a little movie we like to call. Rocky three movie about a style of boxing where you take turns full rounds of throwing punches one round punches the second round. The other guy plays boxing was like this would be such a popular sport the reason, I don't like boxing because I watch Jaki you keep expecting it to be like this. And then it is hold each other the whole time, and you're a fucking arms at your side and take twenty straight shots to the face. Rocky starts doing defense in the last round like a strategy. And it's like, no he has work and slipping punches. Flippy budgets. Everybody's doing killed out. Seen this out of the champ before and blasted in the low the t nine vertebrae and in the fuck and gloves. He was face. Got such a weird. He south pod. He's got such a weird thing to where that where his his like left hand, you know, it's like, right? His left straight like when he's throwing jabs like just flies way out. This is completely incorrect. Boxing almost like hor stance. He's not like he squared up. Fight wild hand maker wild anchors. Looks fucking great. They know how to shoot the show guys have figured out how to shoot boxing. It's looking great done. Would you say rocky three is the second worst though, where do you fall? Know how by one through five including non non-coding five is down about rock. Rocky Balboa creed. Five is unacceptable. Let us to sad. It's too much of a bummer because so bad for me. It goes four one three and two I'm not positive where they fall and then five four is my favorite hands down. I love one. So good. Objectively as a great movie four is so fuck one is higher. Yeah. Higher heart to Oscar. It's deserving all the other ones are kind of blend together for me right except five which I just pretend five is like crystal skull. I pretend I do love that streetfight at the end. You roll? So much. Of course, when I watch it when my dad he's like, you don't wanna choose to get out of the ground. This always has some more realistic training in it. Yeah. Like, we're they actually work on foot work, and like punching like all their it's over the fucking top. But they earn it like you could tell they're talking about strategy and like on paper yet kind of I like rocky three I think also the lone rocky himself has a decent arc in this movie, gray, the homoerotic qualities of three really make it stand out. That beats run is like. We're ranking how how do you rank yours Rockies? Yeah. One for sure. Head and shoulders. And then you've got. I think I go one probably four four such good time. Yeah. And I'm sure Gabor's not alone. We've talked about this thing. But did you use four as an answer to a social studies essay question at any point in your paper? That was a hunt for Red October and rocky four and it was for a history class about the cold or Clark. Automatic see. Great. Rocky four. Medieval Europe is my second history class, and I wrote my final paper onto weapons and tactics because I took the class because I like DND, and then it was like way to actual medieval, politics and stuff, and I was like lane I wrote about like siege warfare. The teachers like this wasn't I wrote fifteen pages about like the battle of Odgen core. And how long English Longbow save them there? What you get a d. Yeah. That's like see is just turning it in like, I don't like you stay was pretty much. Like, this wasn't a choice of something to write. But because you handed in fifteen pages, I can't give you an. Where do you rank them? So I would say one number one. And then and then like it's a almost tie between three and four for me for like pure enjoyment. And also even like shaping who I it's almost like watching this rewatching this. I was like man this is almost like my Star Wars. Like, it's up there for me with stuff. Like I watched so much as a kid. I didn't realize rocky fours and one I've seen the most in my life. Rocky three watching watching it. I was like oh my God. I I'm remembering like nuanced scenes. I must have seen this one hundred rocky one I've seen the most this. It's just insane. How different rocky gets in rocky three absolutely. Like, he's more of a character in the first two. I don't like that he ever won like the charm of. I mean, the rest are kind of fantasy superhero movies. If you made a new rocky, we're like he woke up and a senior citizen home, and you realize that like all the previous Rockies for all just creams. I would be on board for that. And he's got a box like is seventy five year old guy from a different senior grudge match is is the loan is he the first to do like real fans service in like a big studio production. I mean what I don't think people were aware of what they had at the time. So you'd see like rip off sequels, right? Where it would just be like jaaz three d and it was just like, hey, people kind of recognize this. We'll send was like on board with what's that? Well, I think Stallone wasn't trying to rip people off. He was like we'll give it the full huge studio treatment. And I know exactly what people wanna see and I'm gonna fucking deliver heightens from rocky one. He's like cool great in. And then he's just keeps people want to see him win. And I love Stallone as in artist. It is a fun ride yet eight directed by. Well, I think it's an allegory for his real life. Because it's like he's at the height of his ego. And I'll say there's a weird you would think that it would be it would be more removed. There's almost more intimacy in it for me because it's such it's so his eagle on display like could you imagine his personal move. His most is also a whole. It's an essay on masculinity. Right. And what it means to be a real man and over and having the fear to the strike to admit, you're afraid that sequence amazing, especially like, it makes me think of the Tarantino topgun conversation, and what was that nineties movie? It's like it's the Roger managing. Stoltz? Run at a party. They're having station. Oh, yeah. What is that got damaged? But he's he talks about how top gone is like an allegory for like maverick and iceman like where it's like you can ride my weighing anytime. It's the most well shit. You could be mine. Bottom pretty much that says. There's that conversation with Adrian and rocky at the beach is like what the movie almost nonsense. I've been moving. Afraid to tell people the truth. Yeah. It's really I like you guys saying it's like it is his most personal movie. He for the maybe the first paints rocky in a bad light like Rockies making the wrong choices. You know, what I mean in the beginning of the movie, but I think it's like he thinks that's what it's it's a misrepresentation of what he's doing fame wise like it's what he didn't take his own advice from route right Alpo? That's that's what I'm trying to get out. He's a very personal movie accidentally. But he learned nothing from no watching it such because like the other ones like rocky was so vulnerable like he couldn't even in like two to like he's got this chance to do endorsements. But he's too stupid to read the copy and Shane. Yeah. And then he's always kind of like, he's stress like white trash. I think this is nice looks like shit is off off stands out as like just a fucking. Got no class. He's a bum. They call like Adrian, retard and stuff zoo retards. But yeah. Home. We also like a freak like the whole like. Yeah. So it's it's great. Right. And like you almost weep watching that I in this one. It's like, he's a nice suits. Yeah. They're smarter smarter. Nell way with boxer. More articulate, he's always fucking sued. He's like he's got like three paulie takes the architect of tape. Yeah. He's got great taste got how fucking depressing me sleep. With me is the name of the Roger. For the fuck made. It's not Roger Everett. But whatever I thought I thought Roger every wrote it or I think wrote that scene or some shit. Paulie, I forgot his his whole arc this. Great. So great bird young is doing great work. A real character. LA is sort of a character on its own. Should we ring the bell or ring devout ladies in this corner? Standing six foot zero at one ninety five pounds eight percent body fat with a tribal Duda match. He's the moustachioed marauder. Did you know he played college ball? Ladies and gentlemen, activates Stang. Absolutely. Think about. He's doing this. So this starts in the closing seconds of where we left rocky to very dramatic ending of that fight like they both. They both get knocked down. It's whoever can beat the bell. Like it. Stand are beat the count stand up. Yeah. Rocky stands up at nine. Rocky stands up at nine to beat them by one second only knew only beat me. Yeah. He's so good in this guy. I mean, Mr. TS one of the most accurate description like depictions of like a boxing personality. Yes of just like being able to pull off the trash talk better. Because oh, I mean the stuff they have written for him that he pulls off. And makes sense of is. I've never seen a high wire at like that. I mean, it's incredible. Champion like he makes a boa. He makes paper champion his own. Yeah. Fool. I I swore. It wasn't until like I was at the gym. I knew some guys that were doing zurture squats over in the corner. They were talking about this movie, and they mentioned that pity the full start in this movie. I always assumed it was his expression. I and he brought it into this movie. Do you hate Balboa? No. I don't hey bubble opinion to fool. Destroy any man that tries to take what I got dead meat. He's so fucking good. And this he's never acted that. Well, I loved watching these on TV because they feel like they were always three or four were Joan in a loop a lot of like holiday weekends, so July. Thanks. This is coming on around thanksgiving so works. That's why we picked these movies. Never Stallone never thought. They would be shown like that. Because you could really see the differences you'll just finish watching too. And then you'll watch three, and it's like these don't match up, especially I think it's a one to two the footage doesn't line up. Now looks very different. Yeah. I mean Stallone was a different person at one and two and then three like threes like Cobra three is he working with Colombo at this point. He started working out with Franco Colomba. He really looks insane transformed himself into a superhero. He looks. Like a boxer in the first two and this one keys. He looks like action figure it's total freak show. At the very beginning. How satisfying we never talk about this? Or maybe we have the United Artists logo. Just like when that kicks in made me, so happy all these old bumpers and like. Corporate logos. At the top of these movies. We watch always put me in a good mood. Do the one that always stands out in my head is like the horse running tries star. That's the one that always burned in my head from TV. It was sit sit or sh the you. I'm with the MGM in UA way way one lecture solve a weird fucking sound effects. Go with them like gets me fucking. It's like Pavlov's loves dogs. Yes. Like it. Just like triggers me to be like, all right? I'm going to see a fucking movie now cobble hill cinemas they had that old retro like. Chou like the setup before their movies that car Oko a big one for action movies, coz, really? Almost like some theme from an earlier movie that plays like for a second. Yeah. These are I get so Peng. Here's it. I forgot to mention this malfunction by staying aid. Not perfect. The. What's that the belt? But also, the tidal walks across the screen scrolls by the side, rod aside. Yeah, that's all the Rockies. Did that bell over the belt? There's other movies that do that Flashdance does add cruising. Over movie three movies that formed you rocky three? Flashdance? Those are my Star Wars. Yeah. I it's got to be who. I am. But yeah, I love that. I mean awesome. It's another does the Star Wars effect where like gets you fucking like mentality for this movie. It be cool. If any sequel showed you the most dramatic part from the previous movie as the opening to like, I really liked that part of rocky three that it opens with like. Oh, yeah. You get like a little taste of how good rocking TV shows. Do it. Now, right. Previously on Iraqi to see just that scene where you're like, oh, this was such a good scene. Previously on TBS guestbook rock champion of the world. Finally, fucking dethroned Apollo Adrian. I did it. Yeah. Freeze frame. I did it. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking freeze on 'em zoom in and then. Being awesome. It's a montage set the either tiger. And it's fucking amazing. It's just seen. Rocky star is and intercut with clubber Lang doing the fucking work. Client. Cli- 'Self watching him to filing him. Feather earings just like few minutes shit. He's doing looks fucking awesome. Yeah. He's one of the coolest looking guys of all time yet this crazy story. He's a fucking do from the Tricia, Chicago, Chicago. He played college football. Washed out pretty fast fast. And then he won like the like bar. Bouncer channel sponsor hide. He started wearing is. I mean, so the legend goes his like gold jewellery was from people leaving all the jewels from fights and shit at the bars. He will put it on and start wearing it. So with a crew into this big fucking guy. George Bush ears for Vietnam guy. He beats take. Jay made people start calling Mr. T. He's billed as Mr. T in the movie says and introducing Mr. T T and parental because he was like to counter racism because he was sick a scene. Like, so many of his family being called boy force people to call him. Mr. first thing, Mr. just to trigger them into respect. Oh, he's he's a fascinating guy his haircut. He got from reading National Geographic about like African warriors that was their tribal haircut. He was like I'm going to stop doing this. Oddly, he that upbringing sounds fucking hard as nails that lifestyle. But then he's oddly like a children's icon and like a positive note. I saw it so awesome. I saw on that Ralph's recently. Like, maybe like in the last four years beautiful new Ralph's over on in studio city. Title one. Ralphs is a like a southern California market chain. Getting the results. But anyway, he you could tell like he knew what people wanted from them and wanted pitchers stains damn candy balls out shopping com. Like, I'm glad to take picture picks. You like everybody's coming over and taking pictures, and this woman was like looking at him. And so nervous. She bumped him hard with her shopping cart like in his leg. And she was like, I'm so sorry, Dobie Sada. I'm glad it happened ever know how tough I am just like the made her feel good about bumpy with Luckett car. This guy is the fucking best. It'll be nobody. I'm glad it happened. How tough I remember that movie freaks where he played the bearded lady. Alex. Winter. He's fucking great. I loved Mr. T, man. So he's in phenomenal shape in this. And like Mr. T in shape is he could not look better. He's got like a twelve inch waist look crazies. He's he's got that Bill that like bodybuilders like where he's like a spatula like his waist to a ratio is like one two he looks at let it sit in the chin ups with his fingers and shit. Running with that fucking awesome Nike t shirt on. I would kill for the workout stuff in this all of it for Rocketeer entire wardrobe. Once he goes bad ass once he goes to California. That's how I dress short short. Learn a halter top no joke. I've got one. We gotta recreate that scene action. Boy, recreates us honestly one day tweeted at Ron funches back when run funches was fat. And I was like if you ever wanted to do like, I kind of know you, and I should do like a fat boys parody. Follow thing would have been so funny into same outfits. I bet you get get stoned to shoot it. Guys joke joke yet these guys everybody loves jokes about junk food that this fucking movie. The you're talking about that muse montage at music. I was watching it in my living room. I felt like shit today at a rough day yesterday. And then the second that music came on. I went into my office grabbed my dumbbells. Motivating incredibly motivated, but let's talk about the montage because it's like we're seeing rocky defending his title against what we later. Learn our jobbers I made it was insane gang ball. Busy. That's fucking. The guys real name. It is an actual boxers. Bowl. My son is yank ball. He's like fighting the Radio City musical fight at Caesar's palace. And he's winning at defending the title of the world, we see newspapers like German, Italian everywhere. Amex commercial the arts great because they probably are just doing real Stallone stuff. And then change in a thing or two on the Muppets and shit. My buddy at the GM told me that's from Stallone at the muppet show. And then they later at Kermit I heard that too. I was. Jim same doing some during aids inspired high intensity training, a single rep stuff a lot of noise, but in between breaks, I heard the same thing. Yes. Sometimes I'm making too much noise. Doing high intensity stuff like I'll miss out on hold. Yeah. Kind of like we could kind of like. I engineer. So we see club or fight to and he's vicious hidden guys while they're down like pushing going like eight seconds after the bell. And it's still doing American Express commercials. Yes. And now, he's doing the doors telephones. Literally, no champion, and we open and birthday presents and Christmas present it's weird. They like they wield in a fucking motorcycle that give them on Christmas. And he's sitting on that like underneath a tree and. And. With Cooper just get taking hits in the face over over again. And not being phased out. All. Gritting through it and like Rockies meeting the last three presidents. Mic. Start scoping out cluber because like clubbers grazie may twin? Yeah. You see mic in the same kind of lighting and angle that you saw club or. Sake shot on the same day. Probably. Cluber Nick daybreak on three apple boxes. It's already lit for club or just jumping. He's the becomes a number on content number one contender. Yeah. Boa? He's talking about duck Amee. And so we finally like end our montage and land on paulie who's fucking boozing watching TV and at a bar, and the bartender is like Pauly, give rocky my best Abbott coming here is how about you. Give polio. Best, and it's like the saddest sentence. Yeah. You he's a heart breeze. Reconcile with the factories loser. You know, and then it's like drunk loser. Yeah. And he's he's like an all around shady character that he's racist racist. And they try to play it off as a joke, but it comes off even more than despicable. It's more annoying. Everybody like all the guys of the black Jim or like this the fuck how kind of like how they play where it's not like confrontational that. They're like old cracker motherfucker over. Yeah. It's like, he's a cancer. Right. Yeah. He's into an arcade where he sees a rocky pinball machine. Remember that throat? Dude, and all the shit in that, arcade. Also, I'll show. Like a shit in this movie all the merchandise? I'm a sucker I want everything and they shot it like an eighty or eighty one, but you can tell that it had that like seventies influence like exterior. You're like all this fucking beautiful. Like, it's like, it's the craftsmanship like, it's beautifully lit. Yeah. It's on that. Great seventies film stock fucking movie feels like a movie great. Stallone bail out paulie from jail, and he shows up in the most beautiful soon like a four thousand dollar camel hair coat on. Looks fucking great neck. It's fucking just huge. He always had that like always has the collar open every movie when he's like, not like shirtless. He's like just veins and Adam's apple zero pocket fat. I was doing every minute on the minute clean and jerks at one thirty five at the gym the other day and a couple of guys were saying that according to according to Stallone he got down to two point eight percent body for this move. I believe he's fucking painted. I mean, that's freakish. He's freakishly. Yeah. Because he's muscular is all fucked. But he is diced. Yes. Just like his posture is so fucking insane. Yeah. You got the forearm veins. So look at vascular as fuck, Raj. Raj looking. Shop shop before every action boys listeners do the same. If we buys tries right before action. Get the fuck and blood flow. I did do buys and tries because I fucking bust out the dumbbells because I can't not work out. When I fuck it today. I was literally like I'm getting I'm going out to dinner a fancy dinner at and supposed to drink a lot. I just texted Tiffany. I was like I'll drive 'cause I'm working out tomorrow morning 'cause I just watch rocky three I defy anybody to watch these with the train montage push expired can exercise. Yeah. Fucking jump rope. Or some shea homes fat fuck dog. Good stallone. Joke gives paulie of Polly bitch about so he's like you gave me this ex lax watch. Total still own jokes. Throws it on the ground regulate. Right. I love to Joe's Lizzy Bom. There's tons of like bomb and class talk class. It's I obsession for him. That's like an uncle thing. Like, this guy is fucking bum. You know, it's like that generation of just like fuck that football player. He's a bum on the bar that paulie got drunk at talk about how stones going to do a charity match against a wrestler. Thunderlips the fuck and shit wrestling championship this. I think one of the big mistakes of this movie is thoroughly shit like throws the reality the whole series question. It's an insane tonal shift, and it's it's a miss comedic -ly. They take aid takes fifteen different swings for jokes in that sequence. And it's played a little too crazy. I love it because it's fucking hulk HOGAN wrestling. So there's no way I'm not to serenading Adrian embel- God like to and so. Do I go? Fast forward. I was so uncomfortable. I'm like, I've never done this. But I felt like I was watching something I shouldn't watch like a special needs person. Learn something. There should never watch special needs person. Learn now. Yeah. Yeah. Competition for you dream line of like, Hugh, really gonna fight that wrestler. So when he's when they're doing the singing hazard, dude a little like a backup for him. I think there's a moment where Talia Shire breaks the fourth wall and just like looks at the audience for help. She's. At least like I'm a fucking rescue. Give me a using background. Like this. Such. So little. Just to jump back to the him. In Pauley thing, Paul. He's just like all I want is a job and still wanna job. He's like, yes. Like, the resolution was like, you're you're you're fucking uncle's been like shit face for eight and a lot of weird scenes of this that you would pick get cut. But this movie is also pretty trip. How do I fucking low? What's your diagnosis? Dr run time. Dr Runtime was fucking thrilled to go to bed early after watching this. Yeah, it's wild or movies an hour and forty minutes that was plenty. They made up boxing movie now to two hours and twenty minutes right hour, forty minutes is so fucking great. Very satisfying, forty minutes these stories like right themselves. Rocky fucking is at the height. He loses falls has to come back up wins. It's the most satisfying thing. Yeah. Just happens to have in the middle a comedic wrestling's. It's all say what saves that. So we can get into thunderlips scene. But what saves it is. How thunderlips breaks character at the end. And it was like great. Hey, just so, you know, take my sport fucking serious. I guess like I was I was at gold's in Venice. And unfortunately, like I couldn't get in. There was some problem with my gym member hadn't paid my dues in a while. And so just create a new name and doing I was trying to do that. And doing guest pass their fucking smart Mars. Yeah. I was kind of like got hot too. It's haggling to get in there. And I saw some. Guys doing like medicine ball squats bouncing off the ceiling while the patch receive, and they were saying that it's based on a like, I've got to keep your heels planet yet drive off those heels. But in your toes, you're doing raises waste and energy. And it's also sheer force in that patella tendon guys are talking about. But they also said that it was modeled after a fight with like Chuck weapons. That's familiar. Giant okay through Andre the giant through Wepener out of the ring. Wepener is the inspiration for rocky to begin with? Yeah. Pleader, whatever that's doing le- les Schreiber movie about him. Oh, that's awesome. Anyway. So we're doing this usually benefit verse thunderlips, the alternate male. That's my favorite. Wrestling archetype is like ravishing. Rick rude hunter, triple eight. They all started out as like a sex machine, like long male pattern, baldness hair. That's huge doughy tits. And they're like the ultimate may. But hold true in the famous Gawker sex. Talk about that what a fucking Bomer man to learn that like cocaine is like a full blown races pretty much. I know it was like that one really issue of all the heroes that go down. Like a guy who was born in the fifties in Florida is banking on him being a Senate, dude. There you go buddy make sense if it gave. No, I'm saying if we're banking on him being good. We should have known even at his height as from a different time. All right, come on break, right? Let the record listen there's leading this paint. All right. You know, the wall still looks nice. All right. We know better. Now, he didn't know better. You gotta give WWE credit. They pretty much wiped him out of the history book. He's gone. Yeah. That's a bummer in a way to though. Yeah. Yes. One thing now, and you fuck. Changing history. I whole Cogan who's next. What do you tell the Gaza bad guy? What's next Steven Seagal is not up to snuff? Love this the fight looks cool. So in this world wrestling is one hundred percent real there's nothing fake about it. And the moves hurt like they should miss his mad that they're even doing it. What is brain damage to getting there with him, so many bad jokes? You have a fight a dinosaur. You're gonna but the one good joke is how much do you think eats? He's like about two hundred and two pounds. Here's. Gives them away the funniest line. Thunderlips comes in is the ultimate male. I the alternate Meatball calls. He never says Meatball again, though, says so fucking. Get where you're balking. I mean conservatively seven hundred times in the match. He says. Yeah. It's an Italian day. Yeah. Yeah. You all to mid Meatball. Like hulk HOGAN hadn't settled into his personality in HOGAN. Yeah. Not doing HOGAN. Yeah. He's a little stiff, you know. He's not he's slow baloney Molay, or whatever his name was. Terry bolan or? Terry baloney. Terry baloney. You hear us you racist. The announcers are doing like full-blown me Gino Clint shit up thunderlips has gone Lutely preserved. Leroux Neiman is. I think the one with the twisty mustache, Al boas, really pain. I don't think he's in this one yet. He's he's the guy at the clever relying on artist. With the club area with cigars and. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. So the free so. They throw rocky out of the ring that there's an eighty our line of catch me. Yes. That's what I actually re wrote that scene off. And I was like that was somewhat hacky Adrian catch me in the air. That's funny. And then folder lips. Like, the fence that surf throw cups and shit thunderlips. He starts Heathrow. He pushes the ref starts it security guards all around and this is supposedly all real. Kesse fucking heart attack, the rock Hudson's gloves off. Yeah. Doc makes paulie cut his gloves off, and then thunderlips puts on a Klan hood. That was fucking weird weird eerie premonition. Yeah. Little fucking. Let me try this own brother shook down your website, brother. I'm going to be part of other lawsuit out soon you for eight hundred million brother, I love I love talking about like how he wrote the wrestler. Really wanted him the wrestler taking all this credit for the rest of the guy rose like din. Din guy wrote it as like, a master full screen, every wrestler at script, brother. It's all about me brother, how he says brother movie will doesn't really, you know, me, gene. I wrote that movie Berlinger. Mc make is very funny in this sequence. And we later learn that he's funny because he's Jewish. Yes. A bell comedian what a remedial Irish? Call the mic the home. Mickey gold. Cold what show? Like, how long scenes are even movie is very short. Where weirdly padded? Yes, we use only like two fights in the move three key. So we so they have a great this like. One of the rafts is like CNN year. Thank god. Great. I feel like there's another thirty really hurts takes his gloves off. So in the world where now wrestling Israel, the heavyweight champion of the world is gone off. And goes bare knuckle boxing against somebody show cold then like starts and mixed like out of the body. Yeah. This is like Stallone just having free rein, it's just like you can do whatever he wants. I. Like all right sly wants to cut off. We'd need like a big fight. The guys. Guy has a gun in I punch you telling you in my in my case making the case for Stallone doing like big scale big budget fan service. Buck in rocky fighting another like a wrestler. Sports that has that level of entertaining foot tall wrestler. No holds barred match to be fly on the wall of here in the meetings to try to get Stallone in creed. Because he must have had some insane request that like they had to talk them down. I've heard. Would've creep get sick and Rockies got a foot. I heard what of rocky beats creed the night before he fights. I heard. You want to be on the train in rocky should beat them. I heard from Salone himself. I heard him say this that he he. Creed. Spoiler alert, he gets cancer. And then he's like it kind of becomes his fight like healthy from the cancer, and then and then train creed. But he did he was like uncomfortable with rocky and sick. And so he's like you singing. What if one of his neighbors, something it sick? The may for everybody. And he said even his wife was like fuck you have to fuck and get sick. It's just what has gotta fuck. And Beasley great in that movie. Amazing. Completely different Sloan somehow gets painted into a corner where he has the work like make choices fucking good like his own. Worst enemy. Just some clunky thing the neighbor having cancer. What are we going to do Korea? We gotta get this neighbor healthy. Let's get rid of the neighbor things. Now, working your right foot? That's what you wanted. Sick thing. The good. Everything's not working. We tried your would he's doing Crete to. And I know everybody's upset about it. But I can't fucking wait. I love create fuck. Treat was great. But cre- to is not going to be the same kind of movie because it's the lone step it in writing, and directing, and I fucking can't wait to see anytime writing directing creed too. Yeah. Yeah. I oh, fuck and. Rector of creed is fucking amazing fruitvale station coup. Glynn like Ryan. Ryan kugler. Yeah, cougar. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. Taken the reins Covington wrote greed, right? Cut to Stallone in his model t golf cart just telling this three Pinocchio. And then we got him at the deer. Table tennis on the story. Goldilocks three bears, editor must've been like, let's just lose one of these. Let's put a scene in between them at least. This one is just right irregular. Like, paulie? They give him this weird thing where kind of wants to fuck. His sister is like she used to pay attention to me. So you started showing up? Yeah. Yeah. It was they just they were like, we're code dependence. That started in the first one, you know, what they just need to create some kind of weird drama, and that house for some reason, this is only almost look pretty good. It was just. So they go to they leave. Brockie for sun with paulie. And they're like don't go to the race track or whatever lacking seven she the actress that plays the son did a good job because it's a woman now, she's a woman. How are you serious like a really successful tech writer and transitioned from E N to China? Oh, that's cool. Interesting jersey in choice of name. I is a weird name. Yeah. But I like to try to keep it like the same makes us. If you're starting over from scratch, go fucking go crazy for broke fucking swing. Big rocky junior. My name is ragged junior. He made a wonderful choice. Yeah. So he's going to be honored and announced his retirement. Yeah. I'm just curious. I'm now, very curious. What Stallone I would love to get his reaction seen him. Go into that land mine for us saying that. Just I cannot process, but Rog doesn't have a of. No, no, no, no. That was an actor. Script condu-. Come on rocky junior. As my best friend mood low. In the TV show heroes. This is his hero us war to never guess. What? Maybe we'll fucking though. Great follow follow on social media Stallone. I'm enjoying it active. Sorry, I have updated. A while doing some writing. So I was like shots his fifty thousand dollar desk with like skull shit on there a bunch of likes playing like a befuddled, dad. Yeah. Kids are going to be the death of me. So this is the debut of the rocky statue when it looks fucking great and liking. Cool. Behold drama of that statue was fascinated. I know just fuck that museum. Just fuck it take the statue that you fucking pussies. Right. Like moved around Philadelphia for a while statue of museum said it was a movie prop. They didn't want to take it. But this is an artist fucking designed. And it looks great. And it's just a weird thing of like what's wrong with marina character. That's beloved it is kind of weird because like not a real person. I know it's a great piece of Philadelphia history. Now, it's at a park. That's at the base of the stairs. That's like the best spot ended up in the best locate the museum. Yeah. Fuck you you fucking elitist pricks rocky in his speech when they when they announced debut. The statue says he's going to retire packing. In cluber comes out of the crash rolls them fuck and gets in his face and. It's funny that they have a wrestling match in this movie because cluber is the ultimate he like Hughes playing wrestling like install own rocky is the ultimate Meatball. Is great. Was a real boxer Huby so good at someone tickets. Show. Yeah. Yeah. And Mick, of course, like get out of here. Makes trying to protect them. We don't realize it. But he's learned that mixed been service and. Rockies kind of starting to get baited. But then, of course club are really strikes in like. Adrian is. I bet you want a real, man. I let you into my puppet. And it's like v most cliche way to get someone like how fucked your wife. Woman here since you all may, and he got no, HUD, maybe like to see a real man stay up late every night. Dreaming. You had a real, man. Don't you? I tell you what bring your pretty little cell phone in my apartment, and I'll show you. Drops that he has an apartment. The fuck and theme of the movie Iraqis losses masculinity. He can't get it up anymore. Basically. Right. Rocky is Rockies impotent in this movie. Yeah. And then also on top of it rocky is like the Drago role of like clubbers, the gritty guy who's back to basics and fucking. I can't wait to talk about rocky foreign talk about how that's so backwards out like the fucking Soviets or these in high tech shit Rocky's in the fucking snow. Wouldn't be like that. Famously. Sugar Ray Leonard fighting Duran Duran insulted Ray, Leonard's wife, and that was like a huge fucking thing that like put Leonard off for that whole fight like Durant got in his head. I read like who was who was the corner man for Muhammed Ali and sugar. Ray Leonard read his book, forget Angelo Dundee. Yeah. Why inch Dundee? Inch down and he talked about it. He's like fucking off his game. So I'm wondering 'cause I know Stallone lifts stuff from real life. You know? Tonight. I'll show you a real, man. So Mick four H because my buses broke. Throw something like a pebble at the window. And then I'll come down let you win don't work. Gotta sweat. Oh, long sleeve or something you people to bring it because they eat off. Don't mention I had a cat because I didn't pet deposit. I don't want anybody knowing that. I got a cat in. It's a fifty dollar pet deposit. He'll get out. If you go shut the door real fast, lack shut the offensive and a cat to come back in my house. Don't let my cat out come to my apartment, and I'll show you a real man is just keeping out of the cat. I'll show you what a real man is. When you come to my apartment. Don't flush the toilet. While someone in the shower. Is he ain't trained to be outside? So you gotta let him inside. Shots yet. So we get out there not to wake about roommate. He works at nights. And I can't afford to lose his apartment eight hundred dollars rent control. His name. Packages when they don't be fooled. All you, see all the VHS tapes. We have those are most of my roommates. So you cannot borrow them. So we proudly display of us remain. But we got quiet. He re man when I wake him up. No, I wanna fuck noisy. I wanna fuck, you know, as a woman, but I. It's already two strikes against me. He said the third strike out. I signed a contract. I made a mistake. I didn't preview shit because I'm the one cleaning up don't watch that TV because I'm in a big stink about not paying for half of the cable Bill. So I told him I don't watch TV. I'm trading. So. Cable. I will say don't hate him. But. Getting my roommate we'll say those he's Dr roasted and I've been dipping into lot eighties me to replace those drive in. So if you have time to go to trader Joe's pickup almonds, he likes half salt not full. So he'd been leaving his dishes in the sink. We've been getting rats. Oh, should I. So he says basically says all that shit and MC took off mic comes like rocky goes back to their house. Make us moved in. Yeah. That was a point of contention for poly pissed off. They moved mic in but not him. And then like rocky in that moment wants to fight club. Or he's like fights on basically. And then and then Mick says like not without me kill you within three rounds. It's so like Burgess Meredith is so fucking not. I'm not rock. He's just every line is a fucking classic line makes is in zone and could do whatever he wants as Mick. And you love it. If you look at the script his lines must be written as like with bullet points. Amazing amazing, quote, there's no they don't even have to like he doesn't say anything. That can happen to any fighter. Got civilized. Great looking as I I saw that look in your eye, and I'm doing clubber Lang. Been hungry since he won the belt, basically, though till everybody bought a new payroll underwear in the us. That's just a load multiple then Apollo has like a fucking like Warren. Funny because it's like loans level of humor is like an uncle sense of humor. Dot com. Very funny because you don't wash your underwear. They get a little poop streak in. Tells in that like he said him up with shitty fighters just because he thinks the fight with Apollo should've killed him. And it's his job to keep them safe and keep them winning. But like, you should know he's got to get out. But rocky Ecorse convinces them to just do this one last fight arguably kind of a dick move on mix part, right? No, no to what to not like give them big challenges. Like, no. I mean, they were all like, they're all he concedes the point a little bit. Like, he says, look they were they were good fighters, but they're all just past their prime. I don't I wouldn't say they're full scale tomato cans, but he was making sure that he wasn't having a fight. Anybody real ball was probably a big. Jank ball going against big ball, rock big yank ball and thunderlips. Getting killed. Oh, fuck he's tough rock dildo. But fuck is tough one. But yeah. So I I think I don't know. I mean, he's he's a good manager. He's just being good manager. You know? So the train if the trainings the circus as Mick says. Getting ready pollution. That's Frank smile. Let's go back to the Jim they're training in like the four seasons lobby. Mickey doesn't want to do it and still and Rockies like, hey, come out. Shit. Second training. Montage, see cluber like fucking train in his ass off doing a lot of like crunches and shit. Work alone. I work alone. Baba roommate he gets out from five to nine pm ever. My roommate worst night. So I gotta train. My roommate Jason he's he's a valley. Jason me driving all kind of called valet at the standard hotel. Sometime he bring back appetizer from the restaurant there. Twenty four seven. He don't want him to is to eat death stuff. Let's get. Out of my house. Let's let's talk about this training montage because this movie is peak training montage because this is the first sent the standard of eighties training. Then they hit like the the one where he's not working that hard with Apollo. Then there's the actual training. Montage could argue that it's the same one that hits another gear right under that even under those auspices. That's like a montage that shifts tone in the middle this month. Nobody's doing the formula. Is you use the trainee montages shitty? Shitty training where he's too distracted by everything. Then really low point where he can't even train any fucking shit together and trains than wins the fight. Yeah. It's just it's just good. Matt no fail formula. Good story. And this training montage is like kind of for humor in for. A lot of jokes. Like, a rocky gear all over the place. There's a fucking destroy. That's plain the rocky theme song mixed like learning a new song. Learn new tone. Yeah. Change the tune Stallone is in fucking like a silk halter top and like the whole time and black and yellow Italian stallion stuff. It's all shiny killed for that talion stallion sleep. Shit. I would take me to that. The woman that kiss him kisses him when he's on the on the bike is his first wife. Oh, yeah. She's like can I get a kiss? And then a guy asked for a picture in the middle of speed bag on this. Absolutely mic is just kind of the the voice of reason being like, why are we doing here? Rock. Let's go around the whole gym with the blood and sweat. But he does train and. Good swit-, come come everywhere. No kids here rowdy. How can you get your mind? Right. When there's no Jewish out understand. No cocky, rap. We got young kids with the look in their eyes in buckets villages. Gyms, where's the blow bay pain blow bang? Blow bang bang. Great searched her and by the way. Mic. Everyone's top search term mine. Step mom. I like a lot of like mom and step daughter threesomes. Young and old. Yeah. Little taste the both. Moms teach teens pretending we don't know the exact title. What is it like when you days differences, like nine months? Oh, I forgot who stand about a joke porn is the only place where you go from barely legal to mill in one month. That was that was shaky green. That was remember that. Yeah. Porsche belt like Mick doing. This is all over. Maybe it will join the circus. What the show Arcus? There's a lot of scenes in this. What do you mean by that? Like the acrobats and the train for that. Fight. Why do that you'd making good money? In the way, they pay as good as fighting. You know, probably too old to learn completely fucking around. Jesus christ. I'm obviously gonna die soon. I had like had like three bags. I've had three false loans movie started rack, I'm not gonna make it. So it's time for the fight yet for the for the big fight Apollo's in the press box. It's great to see him back. Carl weathers could not look at her. It's so funny to put on rocky. And you're like all right, Carl weather is a great actor then you put on movies like he he's fine. But. Everybody thinks Rockies gonna fuck cream. This guy wants him to because he's got such big fucking mouth. Yeah. People love rocky. And you like you feel like you get I think that's well say what you will about sloan's ego. I feel like. It makes sense that people love rocky so much. I don't know why. I don't know if you like quantify why you know, maybe he's like a blue collar boy made then became like people love to see that. Yeah. I mean, I think like the medically. You can explain it. But just like I just feel it in the movie like when they start chanting for him and stuff it just feels like, yeah, I'm amped as if America has the same past experience with him. I e rocky one in into that we do and make sense immediately on his. Yeah. Watched them go through some shit. Yeah. And then clubbers by he doesn't wanna talk to the press right making their way to the ring and fucking scuffle like. I think he's I'm gonna beat you dog and make has a fucking full blown heart attack. And he's fucked up. And cluber even gives creed some shit. Yeah. And that's fucking great. He's calling him boy and stuff. Cable read your back on me Succo. I love fucking. That's a second time. Shove me and then Apollo. This show. Yeah. It's great like seeing how pissed Apollo Apollo. He's the most fun character. He's he's very he's got the most shit going on right? Yeah. And they give them a fucking awesome. Turn. I this is what we'll get to when it happens. But this is what elevates this movie. In his in the locker room comforting mic who's all fucked up and like on his last legs. Would he goes into the fetal position, it's pretty brutal. Like a little tiny old guy. Just like curls up so fragile into fucking like the iron Rockies dad, essentially and Rockies fucked up because the guy's going to die. And I can't believe MSC says go fight. Like if I'm rocky. Oh, mike. I can't. I'm so sorry. If your club, and so, you know, clubbers the ref gives them the rules and clubbers like dead meat yet. Did he scared? Iraqi starts fast, and but then club comes right back. And this is like terrible boxing zero defense. Both these guys just taken headshots and rocky looks bad. Yeah. But Stallone takes a punch is like the fuck and best at the end of the first round. He's he's in his corners lose pole. Yeah. Yeah. It's not doesn't have made. It's not boxing. But Stallone's good at whatever it is. I don't know what it is. It's like it just works for his sells, it whatever you can almost ignore anything that's happening with the hands because his face. And it's. Yeah. There's a couple times where you can like see the punch the it doesn't line up perfectly. But it still looks fucking CGI bullshit. They do a lot of way better than and they go for it. They give you these wide shots for they're trying, you know, and like it's it's enough of you could see the camera trick, but it satisfying Riyadh. Riyadh graffiti that's fucking excite knockout blow in the second round that cluber hits rocky with a close. A throw it up on Instagram close up of a cluber just fucking with his mouth open his mouth and just put his hand back about delay that blow to look fucking great. It's a great piece like just the close up like the frame is just his face in his fist one of those. I did this like go ninety series called tales of titan, and I punched Jason Ritter. And I had one of those punch to camera. Oh, I wrote on tales of titan. Almost knocked out when I was boxing for a little while or dude fucking clean my clock. Pretty good. And it's like I was like oh shit. That's what it feels like. Leonese feel like your legs fucking get all like it's like oh shit times. I've been knocked out a couple of times one time from a punch, and I was blindsided, and I've never felt like it just like a bright light. And then like people picking me up like I just don't remember the in betweens, I've told this story before, but basically I snuck in a shot on dude when I was just like doing. Defense work like nobody ever thought. I would talk this guy. He got so fucking mad. He hit me like twenty times in thirty seconds. And you were like. Changes. Your body. Got you. I got ice to balance parties in college. And I got sucker punched one time and like the hardest. I've ever been hit like in the and it almost knocked me out. But it didn't like it wobbled, my knees. And then like, I was the guy was lining up to take another shot. And this guy named Eric Robertson who I played college football with like like phone. Walter. Out of like like seemingly out of nowhere gets completely horizontal with the ground inform tackles, the guy that was about to punch me Goldberg Goldberg style spirit and Mike save my ass. But like the hardest I've ever seen anybody the guy fucking crumpled like OB one. When he gets stabbed by Vader, close at the end of it. Yeah. And then like the guy like exploded his head on the concrete and then. The guy wanted to press charges and a friend of mine's dad was a homicide detective that worked for the Oakland police department, and so like I contacted him. And I said, hey, this is going on this guy wants to press charges, and he's like all right? Let me see what I can do. So then he called me back. And he said there's going to be another police officer that's going to call you. And this is what you're going to say to him. Exactly. And it was like all this stuff. Like, I do not recall. I do not recall. I do not recall. I said it like six times and the guys like, okay. And then that was the end of the investigation. Massage it from the other angles didn't get like an assault charges. That guy got hurt back. That's awesome. Podcast. Limitations is dude. Broken mug over my head at a party one time. Hit me with a fucking like Simpson's mug and the head. It didn't knock me out. Just shattered glass on my head. I turned around fucking the guy the guy look on the guys just turned around. I was so he was a track kid because the house was like half track rugby players, and he was just drunk fucking hit me. And I just turn around the look on his face. Yes. He looked genuinely scared, and I was like I just left on the student fucking teeing and off on his fucking that more than the next day fucking jammed like three and my fingers punching him my hand hurt like ten times more than the class on the just taken the glass of the felt better hurt yourself fucking getting back. But you wouldn't have been a real man fair enough real real, man. Yeah. So rocky gets his fucking sad is part of the movie rocky has to go say goodbye to Mick who can't fuck and even see and rocky got knocked out in the second round. And he's like is it over. Knockout Mick thinks he knocked out club or so he's all happy and rocky just let them believe it is like circuit round. And it's it's very sad. Very sad. The moment though, when he comes back to the locker room, and the doctors like doctors, he should probably go to hospital if I'm rock, I'm like, you could've taken during the. Started five minutes, take right? They say it like Nick won't let them go. Thing. It's time to go crazy shoe want to tell you I lost weight back. The paddles on. I my. I myself a news measure. Do you in the interview? Shape. Talking about you leaving me for the circus. So then we get this where we learned that make is indeed Jewish. We get to see rocky through some Hebrew, which is very fun. I this moment stands out to me so much. I didn't recognize that. It was I didn't like recognize that it was a Jewish funeral. But what stood out to me was like how cool a tough guy can look in a suit and sunglasses. When I was when I was expecting great to my grandma's funeral. I beg to wear sunglasses. My mom was like. One way or someplace because I remember even say to my dad. Sunglasses dad's like because they're like in the fucking show. Like black is. Why's wear sunglasses my dad's like, so if you cries, no, one sees the other thing, and I was like look. More than have some you know, your kid you have. Have some cool eighty song like Cobra? Look die. We might as well. Find the silver lining. Let me wear a suit and sunglasses for the funeral. Right. Mama. Cool and sink goes out for a while like the full service. Hanno doing legit. I was good. Kumon? I don't actually know what. And this is the first time truthfully that he's ever revealed to be Jewish and his last day in being gold gold mill they've never said isn't last name before. Mixed boxing gym jump to some conclusions. His name being Mick that he's Irish at he's Irish now. No, I guess it's like Mickey splaine type situation and max Baer Mickey Rooney. So then we get rocky. Now, they do. Rockies on like a bridge. Just like overlooking the old neighborhood and like a his motorcycle jacket. Yeah. He got that. He got that cool motorcycle for Christmas. He's driving that around back to the cemetery. Like pot looks mix remains I guess then he throws his helmet, which he never wore. Anyway, at the statue Iraqi. That'd be weird. Like, just like if you're Philadelphia Philadelphia. Like you find like a helmet that she kinda hold onto like you never knew as the heavyweight chance that he'd never award just carried around. So it's like he's always like he's leaning against his motorcycle park next. You're definitely not so driven that the statue was not on the side of the street. No, you're driving it through a park. You wrote a motorcycle into a park at night got off and looked at a statue of cut scenes. See in this distance. They call meal retard what is this? There's a bunch of cut scenes of him like nervously driving the bike up steps and stuff and like. Like falling shoot them. So it'd be heavy had the delta force motorcycle this moment, and then just shot a fucking mortar. Misfit statue blows out the fuck. Just the space. And yes. Yeah. I gotta go to clubs applaud shut up. You wanna wake up Jason knew what you doing this time of day. Waiting on a Todd delivery. Tide wait outside student. We're going. So all shit their trucks here, I got to put all the empty bottles out because they've been writing me notes for that. Jason gold key. Radiator league. Radiator leak in missed up. My robe. You know, I love my rug racket. CC's aside from Mickey's gym mighty mix. This is one of the highlights of the move all my guys in there. Just having a moment by himself who walks in this from this point on in the movie that can I say it here. We've got ourselves. We got we got movie. It's right about the our this is like the last thirty eight minutes of the movie muck and kicks into overdrive. And I say that this is what makes this movie special, and it's because in car weathers is awesome. He's awesome. But Apollo is a great character. Yeah. Great and also would have cool fucking thing to have like the enemies before team up. I'm telling you still own fancy services. Like, hey, what if what if they become best friends? He's got that figure expendable is that expendable. I know what you like here's eight of them, maybe doesn't work, but it can't beat them. Then they worked to go. The beat a different guy. Yeah. It's like, then the then he avenge is. Yeah. Yeah. But it's so fuck it's like there's something very vague or being Luke spot. I mean for me, it's just like. There is a cool move that you pay for the for for that alone. And there's something interesting about cluber being like a tough gritty black, dude. And that's kind of like what Apollo creed was a policy. I'm gonna trick you're going to get trained in that way. And I mean, we hear it a loss. A lot of weird racial stuff going on with the whole rocky series. They flip a lot of stereotypes on their head like Apollo teaches. Rocky how to swim? Posits that if you could do the butterfly stroke you could win a heavyweight. Well, he's got he's muscles. You didn't even know yet. Yeah. I would argue that he never really pulls off the butterflies. A millimeter like like length of film of him doing. Like, hollow speech is fucking great. And it's like. That I've tiger man that edge. And that's where we I here. I have a tiny will be said a couple more. Apollo's? It's great has it ever happened where it's like a phrase in a song and it works. Otherwise, assume survivor wrote the song after watching the movie or is it the other way around from the song. I know his listeners were depending on you. From doing like, I was doing some like like dynamic warm-up just got increase mobility. This is at muscle beach in Venice, not goals couldn't get in. But I heard some guys at the beach. No muss, I met. Jim Jim out on the beach. There's some guys doing low rose real heavy, and they were talking about how Stallone heard another one bites the dust. What about one for the movie, and then ultimately, wasn't writer wasn't gonna work out? So then he had this guy. What's his name, something like Esposito? Do you're the best and that was going to be the song. But then he offered four survivors. I the tiger. And then you're the best went to karate kid the best. Yes onto great fuck its history repeats itself. And that doesn't make sense for karate. Brockie they made the right choice survive. But it had to be like after they Peterson Tara is it. No. That's the other kid karate kid song that no it's like Esposito or something like that. I'm pretty sure cluber. Is like getting interviewed by that. Asshole on TV this great because Apollo has plan convince rocky to let him train him. Like, I'm going to figure this out, you know, I can promote make this fucking hugest fight and rocky gets on board. They're all watching TV cluber green with like alligator skin shoes. Stuff. Look like mobsters. And asked him how he feels about like Apolo train. He's like about who. So great guy interviews like belbow was a great champion put it's time to step aside. And just being a real asshole and creeds like remember like really already trying to motivate him saying the best shit, man. It's so awesome. And they got a fly to LA because that's where Apollo's from and politics to like, we get a cool like Beaumont basic to see like Venezuela. Venice boardwalk is still like. Paulie gets out of the car is like what are we doing LA? Location established. Go to a gym. And this is. Real movie cliche of the eighties. I would say of white people walking into a place where it's only black people. And it's like of record has to be scary. But yes, the scariest fucking thing in the world police academy would then later do that with gay people know this room full of gay. What we got we got animal house. Babysitter adventures in babysitting science. They doing weird sign they go to the bar then once he gets drunk enough. He starts talking like an old black guy. Mike hall. Dan, the phone. Telephone. God I forgot about that. Probably on purpose straight up says like I don't want to be associated with these people. Yeah. East and that's like the least. Five or six more in the chamber that he's going to reveal? He can't train to this jungle music. He had got no rhythm. Yeah. He can't. If I fighter hosts too. I mean, I think they're they're establishing that he's kind of he's a racist scumbag. Iraqi kinda rolls his eyes at it and soda. The trainer. Do treat them like a true fucking idiot that he is. But like nobody really gives job is to hold the boombox. This job is just to be annoy like just I mean, he's anoints negative because he's so negative. He's a fucking racist. But aside from that like, he's even just like a constant slowing down the action. I mean, he's supposed to just be like, hey, he can't do this. We can Gabor's a total racist. But at least you're positive. Here optimistic. I love jungle music. Creates Spotify playlist three hasn't stated a dope just to kind of get his I of tyre back. That's the where creed came from. And that's what made him hungry. That's what rocky made him the first time. Creed will not take his own advice going into rocky four. And so forget this entire lesson for the next good juxtaposition to how Kush his life was his first time around trained at like aids. It and we get a phony Sinopoli yelling at drunks, even though. He's a shitty Jerome. It's funny because he's like they're like the same style of actor at the same characters. And he's. He says like weird stuff like, hey, you stern bombs. Yeah. Get a low you six sweat ball. Snooky? That's great Ron, man. It's like, well, let's get more specific than wino-. Start out bums feet and Adrian's trying to make the most of it. And it's like, well, he never had a honeymoon. You never went on vacation this bitch fucking billionaire you fly. Well did vacations but just never a honeymoon? Call one of those that on every vacation, we never had a honeymoon. It's one of these has grown this one. We realized how fucked up rocky is he's got PTSD because he's sparring with Apollo and he's Evan flashbacks to fight with club or an Apollo select trying to get him engaged, but he just won't fucking do. It would you. And they try creed tries one more time, and they do this beach on and fucking. Rocky straight up stops. He's flashback hollow gives up at this point. I wanna say rocky does say in this moment. He goes like, we gotta get your speed and endurance up. And he's like mcniven wanted to do that. It's like you had like three running montage is in the other movies. Make definitely made you run. Also, they have they have like a set disincentive for them to run like forty yards or something. And there's a cone with a little flag for the finish line, which I think is pretty funny. So we could see it. Right stellian. We're going to run into that flat. And when you beat me, you're ready. Yeah. Maybe the model is no tomorrow. Doc styling it's where the flag, it's. Close. This red flag Lovie by the lifeboat know. No. Denote where the boogie board to say. The only flag Icees on that boat. That's out the water you run into the water stopping at the crab. No, I didn't. There's this big American flag waving over there. The restaurant. It's fun that Adrian is watching all the training to like if I was like love that. I've always rock if it was in real life. I'd like tiff, please just go. Go shopping your fucking dove as brother. Apollo. Time for him to be like Adrian get Paul here of you. Go head and fuck in works. Cheers a thousand dollars. Go fi- fucking the most expensive mealy ever. True. But I do love like just having a team around you wash rain. We get this. Great scene of that's weird as hell of Adrian being like, what are you doing here? Raqi? I loved her attitude. Her angle is very it's like, it's fine. If you want to quit, but do you want to quit like, and it's such a cool Millfield is real you. Don't know who you are. It's great. It is the weirdest word puzzle. They sell it like it all works. But it's like, but if you believe in yourself and you want to win win. But if you don't then what's the truth? Oh, you think I'm not. Well, if you're frayed then you want to win in your frayed. But if Mick nude and you knew, but if you didn't know, then sometimes you do know. It's like when you watch a film, improv scene. And you're like, why are we talking? Weird circles end, suddenly. How'd you get the be so tough? I live with a fighter. There's a few days. There's like he says. Waco. And then you don't even know you already more afraid who who's. That that line hits though deadline hits for the first time my life. I'm afraid that fucking gets me in the chest. I'm not gonna lie. So. News. Aware of. Talia Shire looks to the camera again like. So now fucking finally get it. The rocky theme song starts. Trying fucking juicer. They're good at knowing when to bus that out. Yeah. The build of that song the songs, I can be so quiet, and it's just all of a sudden, you're famous Bill Conti theme going to fly. Now. Like, he's. Footwork comes together. Rocky. So before was Apollo where in the halter top. And now that Rockies fully bought in. He's wearing the halter top. And he's doing the footwork, and he's jumping and all the in the pool. Yeah. It's great. Great. So look, so great. And so until he's in the pool to be fair, I was on the swim team and we used to do races as rocky style. Butterfly. Which is you have to take a breath every time, and you can't do any of the other. It's just all. It's so specific job rock three mole apps ago. When is this one second of him almost drowning all these are intercut with him actually engaging in the running with Apollo on the same try. Shoot it like they're both animals. I mean, it's like a horse race Zuma. And. Totally. Shot. Exactly like a track meet so horse like a racetrack. So weird to see like how Apollo has to like start to lose like it's just like so unbelievable. He's trying to put your shoulders. He's just so athletic and fit look, and there's just no fucking way. The especially with like lowering your body fat that much would make you worse at all that kind of show. It's harder. Life is harder. You have nothing in the tank. So but rocky does it. He's fucking back baby. They celebrate they splash each other in the ocean. This is where this is like the famously the most gazing in the movie, I I think you could argue also the last scene is like there's. Too fun. They're wearing underwear. Our fish issue up the crease pre oil ready to. That favor. I didn't take it out for him. Start a Bill stallion. Okay style. In didn't take it out. Look at it. Don't just look at it. So we're in MSG, babe. Go to New York Abbas perfect place for this. They don't do this shit New York anymore. Right. Like have fights New York just legalize Emma? She had their first fight. There was a long time. But what a great setting for anything rate. Fucking name an arena, you know, Madison Square. God it. Yes, sounds great. He's Tyler made for me the food comes out toe to toe. He's Taylor me. Apollo is trying to get. He's like stay cool getting them in the zone cluber. They has shorts. It gives them the shorts that hallway talk is fucking member. While you're here. It's like it's fucking great silhouette like now. Do you wish I had Apollo creed? Just like constantly coaching me through food. Yeah. It's fantasy wish. Fulfillment. Fancier guys. Do you? French Apollo gives rocky the shorts is because after they fought and rocky too. So Vesta loan. Not rocky was like. Shorts. I won't wear of American. Yeah. Oh. Use this get them as a gift to know. Also, this is like fuck and Reagan era, patriotism pro America, eighty two my birth year. It's yes, isn't the movie of my how could I get rocky those shorts? Mistake mistake last ones. How do I fix it? That was that could have been the inspiration for Palo. Palo genius part of the whole. I feel flag shorts but gave game to Powell. Nobody cares about Italy America people in America care about American things. And one fight where he has. It's the first fight with cluber where he has his own logo on the fuck in that horse canvas. Yeah. It was just like crazy. You wouldn't be allowed. It wouldn't be allowed to have a fight. Where like I can see maybe somebody would really doesn't wanna do the fight is like, I'll only do it. If we had my logo, they do it. They do that big thing in in four for Apollo, but it's an exhibition match and like he's the big draw. So he could do whatever he wanted really. Great scene where they're like club or any predictions for the knights fight pain. Yeah. So cool. So cool. We get the fuck in. We get the champion. We get the glove touch. We get fucking a work at those is I've never seen is like that like soul comments on. It is weird. This is before they started playing like cool height music. It's just like we the ROTC color. Plea will all before the bell. I will come back. That the commentators are reading this stage directions from the screen what they're reading like the non dialogue part so size. Rocky is so slim down looks like middleweight. Hundred ninety pounds. I say like one hundred ninety one I mean fucking Stallone has to be one hundred six hundred yet say he's six feet tall. And this and he's like five nine now. They kind of fake it in the other ones when he was a little like doughy, or you know, it's like, oh, yeah. You small heavyweight in this one is just completely unbeliev like no lakes. No asks know. Have to scale everybody else up. So they'd say that like Mr. TS thirty seven say thunderlips is six seven seven dollars the craziest three in real life. Yeah. I mean, I was just doing some cleaning jerks. And I heard he was from. They were announcing this. They were like somebody was double parked at the gym. And they ask somebody to move their car. And after they announced weirdly, they said that stone was one fifty five hundred eighty five over the PA system. Acis system when we gotta be Saen juke license plate number. On. And you're double par. Need to move your car? Also loan went down to one fifty five three. Clearly, he's could not be more lane. But yeah, completely unbelievable heavyweight. Yeah. So create just is like this is one of the labor rocky lines where it's like going to bust you up go for it. Placeholder. Better than they never did probably in his mind. His justification is like, whoa. Whoa. Now Rockies kind of cool and also Rockies going to do the rope a dope like, yeah. Yeah. You, but it's funny because I Clinton to see does does Apollo not know that the rope adobe the plan because he seems he doesn't know the Rockies secret train me and turn my entire life around. Rocky knows this is where you have the crazy eighty yard line. Your back on. Yeah. Politics around from is comes out, looking solid, and he's a new fighter. He's not as scared as used to be. But cluber gets them in a corner and gives them a pretty good pounding and people start freaking out. He throws knocks twice. Rocky lands. The classic sixteen unanswered jabs of a rock. Yeah. There's a lot of jabs and head snap and back in this one. Just like God cover your fucking race fucking kidney and lower back shots, so hard rocky start just letting club or hidden and. So bad so bad. Come on up. And he's doing this touching his head fuck in being a dick. And clubbers quarter man's like stick up stickle. Yeah. Because Apollo wants him to stick and move and just hit him get out of there. But instead he just starts putting his gloves up protecting himself and just. Shots. And it looks like he's getting a fucking sledgehammer crush puts gloves up to cover space. They're like knocking the gloves. Yeah. It's fucking. There's. Energy full. Yeah. He's doing Mohammed ALI'S rope adoped that he did on form. And that's where he's took this idea and one point say like is getting tired, and they they cut to like, Mr. T like breathing. Really heavy. It's a little on the notice says, he's proven. Breath works and that fucking his trainer. Yeah. You're getting tired from taking all those thrown all those punches. Timeout. Let me bring the audience up to speed. Really adding club. Clubber on and then fucking not some out. And it's it's I'll say interesting and satisfying to see in Iraqi movie the end fight last three rounds right handling beats them third around. It's kind of a brave choice. It's fucking great this movie. Just the last half an hour this mood. They had to surprise you. Because they couldn't go to the go fifteen rounds of the second one. It also cluber isn't that kind of fighter? Right. And that's because mix that up earlier to like. Never fought fifteen rounds and think make one minute fight him nicest, slow, right? Make it last. And they even talk about like how much rocky like we forgot to talk about. Tony duke. The trainer Tony. Yeah. The guy playing burden to do the characters Duke and he's Apollo's trainer. He's fucking awesome. Rocky fortress watching and he's the guy is always say, it's sticking move in rocky four, and he's grit. The most accurate look of anyone in totally by watching the fight there watching film on cluber. And they're like he's got like we got six rounds at Iraq. We got to end it there. But it's so funny because it's the joke. We always make the film. They're watching us in black and white. But it's like all steady can't shots inside the ring. It's just fucking footage. Who? Yeah. It's not like ESPN cover closed circuit cameras, just like fucking these beautiful shots inside the ring. And it's. Always works. Rocky winds cue the music. HBO theme. Confused when I was close rocky jumps in the air. And then lands on his knees and a great shot. Never better. Never better. It's got that great and frame of like when they all like circle around him. And then like he flexes his glove up for number one. Yeah. Could not look more lean fucking diced. And they had the best move. Have. We got the code of them walking in Apollo said. Like, I'm only going to help you. If you do favor for me, and it's come up a few times movie. Remember that favor. Turns out of Paolo wants one more shot at at beaten. Rocky the reveal their walking in going. So what's his favorite and the lights come on and their oil with Ron? Favor. Oh now having secret bite trust between the two of them to really, you know, rubberband match, and it's awesome. I love brought it up and create to fucking love it. And then create spoiler alert. Apollo won the fight. Yes. Yeah. China. Yeah. For sure right. Yes. Rockies also three to like a understandably a couple of weeks off of fight against I love it too. Right. They've got the dumb jokes and stuff age before beauty in pretty good for an old guy. And they're doing all this stuff. Like, okay champ thing, dang and all that shit. And then it fades out into the human Haning. Yeah. Has a cameo selenium pair pants were way to end in works. It's a crazy goose bump filled movie. I'll say. I'll say this bitch. Yeah. That's right. This bench. Stallone hanger hit us take us through it. Stagger. So we only review classic action movies on this podcast. So we're gonna hear to a classic rating system gave her so put it to use first on a scale of one to five stars. Where do you have the nineteen eighty two three masterpiece? Rocky three get one to five stars starring written by directed by catered by so Vesta loan. Rocky three maybe everybody treat yourself to. Brought I brought a couple of Aaron cheaney's for everyone. Joe? Joe? Joke food. No breadcrumbs on its chicken. I fucking. I mean, it's not my favorite rocky. I've said that it's my third favorite rocky. But my third favorite rocky is still fucking in my top twenty five movies like ease. Like, it's so fucking good. But I'm only going to be able to give five stars my God. Well, it's a shocker I mean, this is a classic. So I disagree. But yeah, it's not the the best rocky. But I gotta give this five stall suck. New. All right. I'm going to I'm going to staying back to you classic rating system for the film. Rocky three I'm going to depart from what you guys both said to third path while you have a specific point of view that usually certain. Certain attitude. Being contrarian. It is tough. Tough. Yeah. I like to be mentally irregular. To be tough. I'm gonna be greedy. Agree. You should know that Ryan is in full Moke apps. Call call. Call habit is. Competencies? So stained in line with how am going to go with five stars. 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What was the story with the the The guy that had his hand curly who kept his hand to hand in vassili and filled with his hand offers lady that specific stood with me more than giant guide killing animals and killing a woman. It stuck with me more than so. What's caress her face or to like finger her with. I think it will either finger to hit her with a freshly moisturised prom. Look i don't agree with the guy but it makes it better sound. well yeah gotta be bigger blasting. Yeah nice soft finger blast but he keeps her. I give you probably gives. Regina vaseline filled glove too. Because it's a two way street actually. It's a one way. Well i don't know if a giant as working and his two ways baby out. So how's your guys advent going so far. It's three weeks to the day till christmas. What are you guys asking for now. It's time to put the list out. Yeah this is what key posts thanksgiving's the time you get your list going. You've got an amazon wishlist right. 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Yeah and unfortunately for steven seagal. This isn't the day in his life that will live in. Infamy has about sixty to seventy it so a lot of seagal shit. Animal action going to bring the listeners up to speed. We have two dogs. And valverde's yeah jane and arty and they're both jockeying for position on both big rogers fans saldanha's puckett blue jays lou. Chief oh she just saw something fall so she's like excited for anything. That's around crazy that this takes place. We're really doing this. How long this movie come out baggage i didn't. It wasn't shot on december. These a lot of found footage from the actual anniversary at. I like that though i liked it. They posit a reality with george bush's the president. Are there get over here. Holy shit. Jane's a little too protective shit. Fucking crazy this is a professional show. Guys were Taoist sanger lipstick is up. I think i'm lucky. I i know you are really all your downstairs tongue right. Can we the cast in this movie. The the this is like peak seagal for me. This is one of it. Is i think it's i think. It is unquestionably his peak right. Oh yes big time. And it's funny as yeah and it's really jones is just like whatever i'm gonna fuck in. He goes in this movie with the exact right attitude that you should have any. We look great. I think i think bringing that to me. I think this is just before abuses gone insane. But like he's doing good work but he's not publicly and say i can. Yeah he's doing good work and like he's like there's there's little touches that he puts in we're like he's surprised by things and it's like great like it's it's actually. There's no way it was screw that he was directed to do some of those things. Yes you know like where the guy like. He's relieved when the guy comes and shoots the other guy and he's like nice shot like oh that sounds great little real moments you know whether it's the writing or its beauty. There's a couple of things that he cares about in the movie. That really appealed to me like those scenes where he's laughing at. Tommy lee jones so a bonkers Tommy lee jones looks fucking crazy. He's totally miscast. He's like ninety forty blues band musician. Not even really just kinda mc weird spoken word layers gotta harmonica like an mc great cover to pretend to be a rock band and then when you realize like oh. I don't know how to do anything. Musically he had worked time and and had like a long career but wasn't like right after this he became a household name with the fugitive right. But i don't think he was on his a weird low point for for him and it still a huge movie big budget movie but he. He's the below his skill level for sure to see him in it. I didn't know no men in black. This is this is like. I don't think he bounce back. He did batman forever. He was to face which is similar energy that he brings to this. But i mean that was like a giant like after he worked with davis immediately after this doing the fugitive and won an academy award director together on a movie with gene hackman. I can't remember what it was called right before this. So that's why that's why. Tommy lee jones got brought in but he wasn't doing big studio movies before this he was around like he's a ham and egger like working and doing good shit right. He's one of my favorite actor. Was he born sixty five. He he was bob dole's room his thunder not in a long truck. Nervy is the what he's in a trucker movies. It's brooks no snack. Garth brooks chris. Gaines now i can tell you guys the movie garth brooks or chris gaines. It's it's it's neither. It's movie shrek. Paul schrader move about a dude who comes back from vietnam. His like his family gets attacked in a home invasion. They put stick his hand down a fucking disposal his hand then he goes on a revenge mission to kill these guys and his buddy from phnom as a young tommy lee jones as in one of his first roles and he's fucking incredible movie. That's sounds like we gotta do this. It would be a great action boys movie. I'm compelled to see it. Death wish like it's a classic revenge movie and it's awesome and paul schrader is like a real. I gotta check. That should have bigalow. We gotta do one of my favorites documentary about ryan staying crews in the doc about me put the keys in this. Let's see if have the launch codes. Yeah let's put the launch codes in his phone. It's the seal phone. It's like a cough phone the radar. She sure all right do duty to do it. Our hello roger. J just called me i am trying to activate the stang of me too because we've got to do it at the same. Hang up get one two and hang up. Did you hang up i did. I still hear you uh-huh right right right right so okay one two three three by your command and staying but two thousand two thousand nine nne arbitrary year arbitrarily. yeah Yeah baby do thousand nine. I'm just sounded right. Remember punisher two thousand twenty and ninety nine spied away ninety nine. Yeah barron thal coming out. Hard against spacey. After everybody hated decided whose money down like late fat guy. He was like they did baby driver. That guy treated people horrible onset but it was like it wasn't like a dick too so of course i'm an agreement that he's a sexual assault fine if you say that. But it's just funny that he waited until after all the assaults came out he's skies hor. He's a scumbag treat. People poorly. i don't go for that and it's just like you say that any earlier we're we're yell month ago. You know big fan of berthel so this starts with this starts with the The the ocean right we start with the missouri and sees what's that the high seas dame and then we get the footage of bush which i was saying earlier that i light like like that. It looks good. It doesn't look like most found footage where the the stock is different. And it looks like it's very obvious. Looks like it. looks like they had a crew. There shooting is yeah and I you know it's nice because sometimes it bumps you out of it if a little bit if it's like a weird actor playing the president unless it's like the president's really important in the move to see him a few times yeah or it's like just create a fake pro yet. Don't ever which. I'm a huge fan. I love the fake president. Like you said like what is fake president's going to be like in movies and twenty years like now. We're not going off of bush and reagan and carter when trump has really thrown a fucking huge monkey wrench into tom. Sizemore is gonna play the president in a moment. Larry flynn has the line where he's going to buy the presidency in this and joe but now you're like nah could have obama ruined future presidents that used to be the move for black president. President was always like this takes place in the future world turns out gotta have different future friends president right. That's good that's good big swing swing Speaking of trans where. We got great work from gary this very Like i think he the community he clearly spoke with glad before he decided to go as so then we get right into the kitchen. And you get to see casey rybeck action and it's so weird because we all know what a scumbag seagal is but they do a lot of work in this movie to make them seem like a good guy like likeable. And i feel like it works. It works black karate gear navy whites and they're all where are you watch. The president's come athena fixes guys kerchief manual in the navy gotta look good it's classic. He's he's classic ball. Busting completely like improvised ball. Bussing that he's doing this movie. Is mike my favorite shit. He's like hey come on you got to look you make yourself look nice. I the goal movies anymore without thinking of your dad thinking how perfect is totally on point and then the more should you learn the more shit you learn about seagal. You're like why bigger heroes. I don't even but even in the movie just thinking that that says like idealized man that's funny severe noodle arms. They don't even see noodle on stage. He's had multiple success successful films so he has control in this movie. Not too much control. I think that's why this movie works. there's just the right amount of seagal madness the ego that make it work but then also they raynham in a little bit. But he's clearly in charge of his wardrobe likes to get himself a tank top as much as possible and makes no sense so bad. he's horrible. I won't say he looks horrible. Say looks but he just looks like a fucking guy who owns a tank top. That's he does not look like a movie star or a navy seal. He doesn't even look like a like he doesn't even like a navy. Chef would be more physically imposing than steven. Seagal is and whatever's in his mind. It just doesn't line up and this is where coming off of rocky three boroughs just of dude who looks like matra fee for stevenson. Thank god for steven seagal body in this movie. Because then that makes gary busey and tommy lee jones believable as bad as he never recovered like i heard. He did a lot of method stuffed when he was in a coma. And he's always like he's always look atrophied ever since we got to kill they had induce the actually asked me adduced come for six months and just never really best so pulse calls but busting balls address was like i got the dress. Just don't have the pump sir. And he's just throwing out. Should he joe before that though isn't firing off cajun specifics. Yeah we gotta make boudreau dude. We never know he's gay. We only know one time he wants to do so. We go daddy. Detsky do on credited polish up on a lot of jokes. He took a break from. Everybody loves raymond. Came over there and gave them some pithy. One liner fucking to at the end of this movie. I don't even understand like what some of the jokes the tone of this movie gets completely out of hand at a certain point. Yeah so the captain's office busey's in there we immediately. No he's the bad guy and he doesn't like seagal is bad right right right because seagal is the greatest to the point. Where like he's like. He wants to be considered like if you could have a line where one of the minority characters turns him and goes. You're black like me steven seagal. That's like he's dream. Because i it's always like he's always like talking. To native americans are hispanic guy was sub break. You know he's always like trying to like indenture or like in get himself. You're right. I totally was dancing. And he liked kind of data. They cut away full. Hold on i dare you ever when they show the footwork of the guy going crazy whatever. His name is q. ball he's gone crazy shows. There are two sets of feet. I'm like if we pull out. Fuck yeah casey rybeck is doing like the fuck fucking bugs. One young roger rabbit lose my shared that video of him kind of dancing around to remember and in russia he's doing physical demonstrations in russia regularly. But yeah you're right just the very like foreshadowing that is going to be bad. It's just him not liking rice all because he tries to cake and eat it too. Where you know movies higher-ups don't respect. The hero doesn't play by the rules but he has higher ups that don't respect them but also the really higher ups are truly. Yeah they like he's kinda like he's do do much writing like admiral ribbons. I wear them to bed. Does what the cap that tells them what he won't wear his dress whites to meet. The president is one of those things where it's like his big note on writing. This was like. Hey what if. I'm not a good guy. What if i'm the best guy. Okay a good guy. He's a good guy he's a guy like there's it's not ambiguous at all as to who side casey rats is one of the best and he would never like if somebody on from. Er said he did something he didn't do it the cat. What are we going read. This pathan is clearly on seagal side right and he they have some connection that we don't know yet we leave only tolerate that clown. He doesn't want to be there for the president's thing. Why do you tolerate that clown. Oh his post out a real presidential pearl harbor anniversary footage Where we like which looks great. It looks great. We get a little history. Lesson on the missouri's uri. And you know it's background and how it was built after the The attack on pearl harbor and it was used in desert. Storm is very pro. America very patriotic. We're flying high after the gulf war and all this stuff and now then we under got it by what the government has done to. Cia opera apart of the government not the military. The yeah there's always gonna be bad apples in every crew like there's a big part of seagal movies is like whenever there's a room of four guys one of them has to be a shitty guy for him and also that Globally justifies again. The military makes some bad mistakes. But it's always weasel dick that you think it is. It's not the other eight guys. They're all hero. Admiral uniform or the guy black do rag. So this is where we cut to seagal in his element just holding court and the kitchen and everybody loves them. We got our buddy from the rock and you're is you're in present danger and co from better call saul and Breaking bad yeah and he. He's pulling out some weird by jobs down here and this is where it's like. Oh i guess he's caging casey rybeck all we know about him is his name is like they don't call them like voodoo daddy. Great name yes. He ryback greatest watching the watching the presidential stuff on tv. And he's got a great line where it's like wonder how much money was spent on this photo. Op that's happening on the deck of their ship. The president's here we're busting balls like that's a huge exciting thing and you're just sitting around. Not if you can hang out with casey rybeck and he's prepping his his bullion sauce yet to see admirals. Burt admirals birthday and he likes the gauls cooking. And you see chopping some veggies at this point you know. He's good with a knife. Yeah and meanwhile. The bbc is getting clearance for like helicopter. Land means for a surprise birthday for the captain. Now that is such an insane story umbrella like the idea that it's a surprise party. I'm pretty sure the navy's like no surprises. That's like there's no way it'd be like all right i. I was a distinguished visitor last year. A bunch. I was trying to develop a military show. So it's like. I somehow angled my way onto a trip to an aircraft carrier like mead. Five other writers and i was the least distinguished of the distinguished reserves. And they didn't let us out of their sight for a second. I mean it was very carefully curated of like where we could go where they could show us like. They didn't want anybody getting fucking hurt. I mean they're dangerous. Huge s ships. Right the idea that look like a bunch of people sneak in and all these caters just wandering all over the ship. They do say that it's like the x. oh so it's busey behind it and so they have escorts like they're all they're around so they obviously it's just a funny like the way they get on like approved surprise party. It's like it's and that's why case you hook. Yes july so hot that they're like all right we'll let her on the duda fogging and so i keep it gives you wondering if he's a bad guy is seen hating the main star telling everyone else to shutdown patrols despite the guy going. I don't know that sounds dangerous. And it's like no just shut it down then seem getting reprimanded by the captain saying. Don't shut down. You wonder if he's a bad guy. He's like everybody needs to be in the mass And he's getting some blowback about that and he's and he's kind of pushing his power around making sure everybody's in this one there's no security this when we when we caught bad we're kind of intercut between getting things lined up for this invasion and then seagal in the kitchen with all his boys where we have cue ball break hansi and everybody's doing goku belco go cue ball playing We'll come up big time when we finally cover the perfect weapon. That was a while after that song. Popular another big paycheck for snap. Also why the name ball fall. Yeah does he call someone else. Cuba offers the heavy set balding navy guy. Who's in like everything you know. I'm talking about what the jowls and blue is. No that dude. Like maybe he's going to pool a pool hustler. I mean would you call a black bald guy eight ball. He's not ball even bogged. You know since name was cute. They would just quit. They would just be like q. Or you tip or something like cue ball denotes ball something like white person trying to come up with like a cool urban nee. Yeah he's cue ball. It's fun truly makes no sense. It's the classically the number one nickname for a bald person. As well that at that point. When i could make heads or tails of that i shut the movie off full disclosure but i can hang in. There is the redhead. Dude that's with uc in this like that. Who's who's kind of like. Oh good question. I yeah disappear like because you think he's in on it but then he's just kinda gone. He ended up in the forecast. You say it's spelled four castle. The thing that they put them in the water comes in but the way they pronounce it could not catch it. i'd like even rewound. It's like four calls. I'm sure some navy person's gonna tell us how we're incorrect but it's finally saw it written out and it says four castle and that's what they've been saying this whole time. Yeah so these are the easter eggs. I'm ki interested. great line. Were like we want all the guys like shutting down the kitchen. We're actually flying in the food. So you guys don't need to cook you guys go up to the mass seagal so like i'm the only one that can cook for the captain. We still got a week together. Guess i'm going to miss you going through puberty. All the dudes lose jay. They and they're trying not to because it's their access they all like. We're making fun of the gall. It all works somehow so high his best comedic delivery and like i don't know how to get the achieve this all scenes a him hanging out with those boys always come across as very real they do gotta be you gotta be the director. He's qualified good director and he's worked with seagal before like above the law or something together like one of his first movies. Seemed kind yet quite like this guy's hands it fucking the worse. Yes i don't know how it's like. He finds these magic moments. Where you're like. Yeah their friends. They like him. They think he's funny. Doesn't like surprises. Neither do i many fucking chuck's the knife at the throw the throw the throwing knife at the target. And you're like oh shit this guy's fucking bad ass but also you know he's a bad ass because in a minute of the movie it's steven seagal. It's like. I love that about these movies. It's like oh he's chef. I wonder if there's another lay like. I would love it if you watch a full movie. And seagal is like the chef and the do next to him like rescues. Everybody he's like. What are you thinking. Just a fucking chef for real though the days for that. A movie where. He's not the early as big pussy. Yeah he definitely fucking to do that. They say. I'm just a chef so many times chef to cook. So we like convinces the captain of like. Hey even the admiral wants to have this party in. Just can you stay in your orders. And he's like all right. I'll be reading not lost in a novel just like all right smart hat in the kind of looks like john. Updike chris very yeah. I'm stuck like at that moment. When he says i'll be stuck in a novel. Whatever i'm wondering. Are we supposed to hate this guy. And he's going to pan down when he's reading that there's a club international inside the book. Swanky international time club. International what we has to be your llc name when you glove internet magazine. Which i always thought was like oh you are. I had five ways. That i found in the woods that i'm burying next to my head board in my in my bedroom growing up and i would just put the porno magazines and stuff that would come into and that would also everyone have a story for the summer. Yeah because it's just been important on the would leave it there for kids to find right. That's what the whole sign stranger things like eighteen year. Old kids like strangers season. Three's upside down. Just a log with twelve magazines. Underneath sort of become misogynist porn funding. I would like pick my nose. Wipe it on the side of this. Headboard i had magazines. And she's just jammed in there and then one day from school in my room has been completely rearranged and my dad's like fixed rhubarb for you and i was like oh like i literally am i. Yeah and i'm like looking around pretending. Like i guess you did move the bed to the headboard and he's like i'm not going to tell you about the clean fucking shit up it's disgusting. Just make sure my dad the headboard and literally just boogers. Come and magazines crushed by. I had like like. I had like a magazine. Felt like i had found out in the woods. i would use it to like j. o. And all that shit and then like at a certain pine necessary predicate. And that's anti certain point. I was like i'm done with this. I rode my bike and threw it out there and then a couple of days later i was like back to the same spot like looking for it never again like threw it away like literally like forty eight hours later. I was soon. I was by. Let me just find post. Jerkov is not the time to think about future jerks. I've i've been known to take a full twenty seven inch retina display. I mac and throw in the dumpster top and just whip into the slam. Just won't sorry. I'm sorry i'm sorry. I want to a cafe to work and got a cup of coffee. Sat down took out my ipad from what the website hoping to shop and it was just like in the middle our corporate video sound just like every dude sitting behind me that like new to me i was like hey how you doing just quickly tried to shut it down. The sound was still just got the puck left got. You moved out to la to that one of the better york. There's video online of dude sitting in class with noise cancelling headphones on and doesn't realize that his things not plugged in and he's just blasting you thinks it's only in his hand and there's like people filling up a huge study. You know those sounds. It's so ridiculous. A really shines a light on how ridiculous we are. That stuff is all just like grunting. You out of context. So we cut to the chopper. And tommy lee. Jones refers tommy lee jones. He sitting next to the miss july. He's just doing whatever he wants. He's dressed like a member of the banned from the mother. More job is like direct from dr teeth. Whatever they was their name. Dr teeth and electric trick. Yes something i just know. The girl one always reminds me of like kim kardashian. She'll surgery on their janice. I think so all the like catering guys are all medicine very clear that they're all bad guys. They're all scowling. Trying to get ready. None of them are good cooks. And so seagal still smoke show and this is like this movie is peak seagal harassment or. It's like a lot of women who had meetings or audition for this are coming out now and we can talk about this movie much further without expressing disdain for our former heroes. Here's where like i mean. I never thought of him as a good guy. No me neither by stig even know until and then like and then he got through like a weird political fine. But i didn't think of him as being creepy with hurled obvious mccarthy in like this one i was driving to school. My brother and i were driving to school listening to her guinean interviewed on stern and she was talking about need for this and that he was like a sleazeball. Then that was flicking along that was in the nineties. I remember that you know what's weird about it is. he doesn't i'd obviously. They wouldn't show that in the movie but like how he interfaces with her like. Never it makes no sense. The their relationship not drac ought to wear that ends like we're like brother sister energy way through until the end. Yeah but like. It's so weird that he's just like leary matter. You know off camera is erica. Laney value surname. Has she come out and said anything. No so no. But i'm sure her pro- the process of getting this job was truly horrific. Oh yeah it sounds like everyone like. He's a monster. Yeah he did the whole like he. Did why steamship meet me in the hotel. And yeah special audition Do all the worst food like the descriptions of his apartment. Where he's like coming down. Asian borough horse friend of mine. This girl i know went to like one of his. Party's one time and she. He didn't come on her. She didn't say but it was like a big party but she said he was like really like like fam- and talk with his hands. A lot was kind of weird. Yeah so we're thinks she noticed he was in a komo no of course hours. How old is he now. Sixty five older. At least 'cause he's like he wasn't like he was like in his late thirties when i made when he was making these ads. He's figured it out for the first one that we did. He was like thirty six when like he. I made it and he's looking bad. These days yeah yeah doughy and swearing a crazy vampire. Awake he yeah. He's as laughed widow's peak. What is that he draw. Yeah he likes sharpies in a widow's peak and he's got like a kid's name fro anyone's one. I won three accusations. Mellon is cooking. Like smells like lauren omelette. Improvise right because it is like something you can order in brooklyn now. Yeah totally and a sick. Fuck you unit that set seagal off. He pushes striking officers like striking officer. This is striking an officer punches. Him then takes out every five guards. Go after al doesn't want okay. Okay so in his hands only he only stops when he personally relents. Howdy while you're a cook you hit like a faggot shit. Pusey you saw. He took on like four. Mp's mean it's this kind of is completely smith's cheek is completely split open. It's like the worst prosthetic along that lines got to be busey to just like written and right probably five times of the wardrobe department all right you can just say that on an on camera you scumbag. Yeah and also. But i mean it's also the delusion that allows him to pull off what he's about to pull off right right right because he put like a new mentally challenged hard. He's one of my best guys on it. Thurber very dimwitted. He's like the sniper from wonder woman reminded me of like that guy that actor The best ever move sniper from. I'm afraid okay. Well you'll get a. You'll help us in the third act right. Not exactly post for the picture. We cut to the playmate landing and like the whole ship. Going fucking crazy. You know what's weird to aside from the seagal stuff. I feel like the way that they handle the playmate because it's a lot like she's going to dance for these guys is going to be nude in. It never really feels that somehow does it is because you never get to see it but if you start to picture in your head one woman getting out of a a cake in a like iron room filled with two hundred sailors. That's when it gets scary. 'cause you never actually i think if we saw it would be that they shoot it in the way that they kind of build her character and stuff like you never really feel this part does it feel like create does feel pretty legit entertainer. We're going to entertain these entertainers when she comes out and we're going to be named is fucking in. This movie makes no. We'll get to unpack exactly. The jones comes like follow up like also kind of razzing people playing his harmonica. Look at this guy. here is my life. He's doing like when you're not sure how to be cool in a situation it's like You you're undercover. he's cool. I'll just talk to say something anytime. Someone looks at he and this movie. He reminds me of howie. Mandel maurice need them. Need them meet him. Got him a lot going on. Trying to a robin williams genie. Pitching music is my life. Key gives the playmates some pills for motion sickness because she's not feeling great. Meanwhile we're kind of inner cutting this with seagal being pretty funny. It locked up in the in the freezer talking to the private. He's funny smy pies out. Funny smart you know. Call the cat and you won't get in trouble on the. Hey i will say that sequence of him saying that is the first time in a movie. A character said what. I wanted them to say. You know what. I mean because it's always like fuck you man let me out. It's like why don't you actually just try the truth. Mike in those movies where it's like it's always like a miscommunication when he finally says like look you're not gonna get any trouble call the captain and ask if i'm to. Yeah that's excessive together. You not gonna. You're not gonna get in trouble called the captain. It's honest writing. It's remember private. Yeah why would they keep me laughing. I mean that's a big added a little joke about the cooking to every one of these lines you spice it up a little bit shift pass on this earth batali. He's christian playmate takes a ton uphill ideology to justify what happens. I'm really seasick. Pops a fucking handful of these speaking to what you're saying about like like being very logical and handling. I mean that's what this movie soares is at. Its it's airtight. Like all the all the logic in it for the most part. I said yeah. People movie logic it stands about action movie logic and people speak clear and direct. You know. there's not a lot of like breakdown in communication. It's all right. it's a get you from. Abc today go down billion. The bail jumpers blues band playing their set. Tommy lee jones is the mc but not the lead singer whose like in the background age of this band is insane between twenty five and seven days all terrorists. You know we have to get this. Far into the sham. We don't need to play at all. I mean imagine imagine scouting to find like a like a mercenary terrorists. That has a beautiful blues voice. Grateful days real bad. And as i someone who infiltrated ucsb as part of a terrorist cell. They had to find the guy. Isis who got game. I did. I was going to write a name down. Yes that's why i wrote down. So seagulls like in the freezer getting out of the coughs kind of like shoot that correctly where they just kind of. Leave it out of camera. Like he's on the ground and then he back up with this comes from. It's like do not let us see seagal proximate trying to get his arms in front of him. Well he might be able to do because his arms are nine feet long way eight pounds. Each there's no bones in he's got like the triceps a soul food shift like there. So i mean it's not like bang out some push ups i mean. It looks like he does nothing. He doesn't work out doesn't even look like a navy. Scheffler doesn't do you think if you had to showcase you just like for like a month going into like worst case you do ten pushups a day or something fucking. Nothing anyway. started this like it. Seems like he's in better shape in this in some like earlier stuff. yeah like. He tried his best offer across to kill us his best like because he has like the most physical the montage. The comeback montage. I think that's when he's got his best shape. We've seen him at right shirtless with kelly. Lebron that oh you do. And he's doing his little canned or as little acupuncture incense little bitch tits invert joint stuck in holes in his back so the caterers are walking around. And this is where we get like our favorite like polish chicago guy just like dares to twinkies miss july that guy real navy officer that they lead a movie grip who i could trust her ever and a lot of movies where he's just like there to add authenticity like playing like he's in the fugitive. Is he in brooklyn nine nine. Now know that dude is but that's not who he's talking. That dude is on the dude in the most gets shot in the knee. That's right he's like he's he's one of the first guys in the four castle or whatever that's called yes so Busey is he laughed. He's like i gotta put my dress on and he is serious and he puts on drag for some fucking reason now. He's pretending like he's miss july joke if they were actually having this but he's in on it and knows that it's a terrorist attack. Why does he also still need to go into that. Part of it up like we're saying the ban doesn't need to play. It all does not need to set up the instruments like the dressing up it pushes too far like the captain's weirded out by every it's like a completely out of character for the known as dick and everybody's like all right guy true ramirez like kind of know something's up and like wants to know where the goal is right. Yeah because from the fucking like no. Something's going on the pies. Are starting to bernie goes to get the captain and this is when the fucking make they kind of let the plan They will have things go that could he asked for the highest ranking officer jones wants the highest ranking officer in there. That is so funny that the plan is blitz. Play two songs we know. let's do. Three right guys noted that we do to songs and start to terrorist activity. It's like why don't we skip the first like no. No no trust me. we got. We'd lull them to come in with the fucking dressed as a woman like the plan requires so much nuance just for the sake of filming and it excites me. So it could have been like one song. They felt like your positive. Push the attack off one song which rushing against spanks on us. Uc shoots the captain. The polish dude gets shot me Coal mimi the o'brien from star trek. The next generation is one of the bad guys. Oh yeah he shoots the captain again like our i. We're on track all the caterers. Have weapons talked away. They got in with like submachine gun. Like the the guy holding. Like standing guard outside the captain's office is about to bust and buechele and then meany shoots him and that's where like beauce like. Oh nice shot. Great it's a great small little moment. He hears the gunfire know. Something's up keeps trying to convince the private of like come on this gunfire. Something's going on. That's gunfire you know what that is. You gotta call. You're not going to get in trouble for calling on highs guys in that line that they say they're that kind of establishes like they go. We're sealed completely on. This compartment is compartments no-man's-land inbetween anyone else and then later on like he's in the kitchen. The kitchen has access to the entire shifts. Like okay we get it out of your hands. Indicators are all well cast. They all look like true fuck and goon like picnic. Jones cummerbunds coupla guys tried to jump the caterers and they get shot. And tommy lee jones like you will get shot in the man next to. You will get shot or some shit like that. The threaten everybody kind of justify why. These guys aren't like attacking because their soldiers. That's because like staying saying in that moment. Right there mike. Why are these guys all walking with their hands on their heads. I would be like. Aren't we soldiers like we should do. And then they fucking clear it up for you. They give you something you know or not but at least served. They're saying stretch least something they go through the captain's quarters find a safe for find his own evaluation and like greg joke. Do i look like i need a psychological evaluation and then he pulls his gambling. We kind of meet the look the main bad guy crew. We got mr pitt. Who's like a weasley looking white dude. He's the guy he's like their computer guy mr pitt. Then he has kind of like an asian assistant and there's a bigger black. Do all black doodling like a bad ass and we got our irish guy cole. Yeah and then we got a and tommy lee. Jones sorta like the inner circle. Benzon will find tommy. Lee jones is for for this middle. We should talk about in the second. Act tommy lee. Jones transitioned from operative terrorist to a shock jock radio host every seen of is. He's just like ooh yeah. He's talking into the microphones all set up like it's fuck and radio studio. I mean they're really ripping off die hard like to the working too much to make it like die. Hard part of their plan is to make washington. Think that he's crazy right. Why why need to. It doesn't matter. It's not important for the narrative that there. Yeah right but that is like same thing as diehard. Yeah cover crime. They're really just trying to make money to make money. I mean i guess they want him to believe they want them to believe that they'll launch those missiles to honolulu. So i mean i if showcases that he's crazy enough bill bell back off so the private finally calls he and then now our inner circle bad guys are like holy shit. They're two guys in the kitchen that has access to the whole entire ship. So that's that's where that kind of like is a little forgivable to because they're all like bothered by that him slicing pig chokes meet shocking to use it big bad as like he's talking animal and they're all just like throwing fuck around the ratcheted. It's got great. Feet slapping the foley. Artist is like looking at the list. The stuffy has to get done. he's like meet landing in sailors hands. Hold on one movie this and he has like a countless amount of audio files for that already. Roast beef ham roast beef. Yeah so tommy lee jones alarmed busey under under cells. Ryback in his like. He's just some pain in the ass. Cook and tommy. Lee jones sends a couple of guys down Be sending somebody to relieve you. Yeah yeah and and like you heard that shot right and the guy still does. He's like no fan every everything. Go rach sir. We thought we that dudes lower exactly. Yeah they're poppers. Just party poppers crackers. You guys who come down to relieve them. It's like they sneak off. Wake up and go. Hey we're here you're instead. They come crawling receive goods light selling yourself out as bad like also cartoon like buddy bad guys guys kind attack guys. And they're like yeah. I'm going to send guys relieve you. They will be dressed in non-military outfits holding michigan jones's like these guys are professional. They can handle twenty marines and hundred cooks between bites. Yeah one hundred cooks. Yeah you know. That's one of those things to wear like like casting and costume when the director saw the two guys that were going down there as well. Shit so sa- goals got low. You had a great love. And i wanted to select. Sometimes you got question authority. He's pushing his like he must've had riffing in that room for like we're going to shoot it. You just fucking say things that would try to get this guy to unlock. You guys like these guys take out to fucking private ferret like overkill him. Oh yeah that's what i wanted to say. It's like the on the day like the two guys that are going to do that. Scene show up on the directors. Like all right. I guess we'll have to have a cartoonish banned informally cats. Well we got. We need to make our day and they go to kill seagal. But he's like crawled up into the ventilation system of the freezer ops down. And how much money would you guys pay to see him. Legitimately try to crawl up into of ventilation. So i would pay eight hundred bucks. Seagal do a chin up like six three or something like stopping his big on athletic ass up in there. I mean it'd probably one of the things like you wouldn't be able to pull it off and fallen. Call locks these guys in the freezer. But the shoot their way out. He liked macgyver. Shit to get the cuffs off their in front of them but they're still on then he takes takes off. His shirt shows off his fucking great physique in his tank. Top grab some throwing knives hits wondu right in the neck instantly the other guys windpipe fucking chops. You'd like gives them like a few due to like still jobs a very satisfying to see his neck. Right is this guy he puts on the ground and then like literally chops puts on the table shoves him in the neck. And you see it like somebody that armpit two that constructing the crane. Then he grabs some like. He's we later. Learned that he's an explosives he's macgyver. He's because a lot of macgyver stuff and he puts some like steel wool and a bunch of chemicals into like a teacup puts in the microwave. Tom that's the alarm but has killed. The pow sets the timer killed baller thing. Yeah i love that shit like i. I love stuff like that in movies when it's like the sort of like menu like guys using guerrilla tactics like i love those like makeshift like yards and stuff like when cattleman puts the aerosol cans in the microwave in batman. Like i love like. Oh that's a way you can make something blow up. A buddy of mine is a green beret was a a demolition expert and he would do like a close range improvised weapons with explosives so like it would be like set up a small amount of explosives to blow a manhole cover into like a crowd of people and like shielded crush him. An improv class of uc doesn't get game at all small explosive. Close up some like f. Teams are on their way to check out the chopper. For some reason like doesn't really make sense. I don't fully understand that. Buzz laughs and like so. They're going to see what happened to. It's because the bad guys haven't made contact yet. Yeah right with with washington. All finds the captain's dead body pushes like white dress whites jacket over him and then also pulls his pants down and then has him like hanging from a noose with pornography them. Up since about to be truly embarrassed doesn't want to be embarrassed getting shot on his own ship. He's died just kind of like he was a little bit. So the guy in the f eighteen is like missouri or you've targeting me and they're like negative and it's like we're all lock we're all lock and they blow up the f eighteen awesome well the revolution. That's me there's landscapers outside so staying gets sorry i can't help it but by a full fucking meltdown full meltdown. Sorry i i like to make. Dog sounds landscapers or here now. We finally get the fuck. In the tommy. Lee jones like better. Call the office and we're playing hendrix forgot about that must be the cheapest hendrix song because it's the only one i really here in movies visit like this where old 'bout to like early nineties. It's also like a few years later. Hogan started using this as entrance you. Yes yes so it must have been reading cheat. So it's but it's just that one song because you can you think of any other hendrix songs and movie this rare. No it's just that one but it's also he's like biggest hit like his most recognizable song. Watchtower no no. This is If i san right next to you. And i could chop down talk down with a great opening up no. I wonder if it's like every movie can use to come out to blame the shittiest guitar. When he was hollywood hogan hollywood hogan with the he had the fucking spray painted on black so we took down gawker brother peter field or. I don't know how to play a guitar. Brother brother amorous ler mary tourist further. And you believe. Hollywood hogan real. Shut down your website. It's not an era guitar brother. It's a closely what i'm doing. You'll notice. i have no pick berlinger. I'm a guy playing a guy playing air guitar game within a game so fuck in the war room we get this sleazy cia guy who is like the reason. Tommy lee jones lost his shit because like he was tommy lee jones with some black hours through lack ops guy that they tried to kill 'cause like they thought they lost control them. Yeah he blew emission supposed they think the sub sub mission. What he did we later. Learn is steel this Steal the north america or the north korean. He's laying some groundwork for some planned later on. Cleo patra canceled operation cleopatra then you tried to cancel me found him down in florida he goes into hiding. He's like an international it yam down in tallahassee. Doing yard work. That's where i'd go. Check out a universal and quarter landau hanging out universal studios virtual riding back to the future ride over and over again. It's pretty easy to find doing a fan vote to her. You know kind of fun stuff. So jones's tommy. Lee jones trying to act crazy this his mouth trying to their they buy it they're like he's flipped. Yeah so in order to set this storyline that they want for some reason. Is tommy lee. Jones s to be insane but for the viewers to know the timely jones is faking insanity. We need to gary. See like covering up like fucking like a bullet last clowns church or something. So i would say i think what. They're trying what their plan was. Is they want them. They want the violence and so it makes total sense. Yeah so the guys are like plus you underestimate someone you think is just losing their mind. You know you won't like yeah like not worry so much about tactical stuff if you think it's an meanwhile the minions on the shaper all wellbeing like creating some sort of what they're doing and everybody's saying like all agr tom mardi let's go and then there's like a forty seconds. Time is money love that expression money time like all right. We got if we're moving fast. We're trying to make any skulls. Making his way through the ship goes to the mass. Where like there's a bunch of dead bodies from the initial takeover of the ship pin pushes the cake which activates the cake and springs to life. Like she's a fucking android or she's been in there where assume she's been in there just on through gunfire like the through and forty minutes after she just pops out like just doing her song and dance. Like fucking tits. No looking around just starts is close. Have you ever tried to like like tie. Your shoe and stuff like seeing in a crouched position you know exhaust this sick all. We're supposed to be assume this moment has been sitting in a cake with her tits for forty minutes now. Did she take out. Did she pass out in there. And then come to and be like. Oh god it must be showtime you got to believe it doesn't add read right. What does add up is that ms. July's got a fucking great set of breast. She's got huge boobs. I mean it's they're amazing. She's got a unique look. I like her short. She's got short blonde hair. She's beautiful. Yeah erica elena. She was on baywatch. Remember from day. Yeah this is the first of four of the most random sexy outfits. This album called shit now. The scene where she's like mejia told me i just had to get out of a cake. Nominee actress briggs differently. Now yeah fuck dude. Yeah no but like you watch. And he's just like kind of uninterested in her just trying to like move on. You know you literally. We realize like this problem horrible process. She had to go through to get this part. He's got like he's got to be severe like savior guy. So it's like you put some clothes on. I gotta protect you. Kobe yourself special forces guy or something not just the cook trailer. Line yak the commercials. Great advertising for this movie also really ran with it like on the food network and stuff him and guy forget he co hosted the show for like. I'm just a cook and he's supposed to fend off attackers while guy forget he makes like donkey sauce outstanding. We come back to the war room where we reveal that their eight nukes sickness. And like they're like how did you get it. And the guys like that's his speciality. The north koreans bought a french sub and we had them destroyed at. Yeah that's like are we sure it's destroyed and of course no it's not destroy. He has control of that. And he's using that to offload these. Nukes wasn't the submission that he blew is another one right. But yeah and that's why. And he talks to the so. We mmediately seem talking to the sub that he calls wylie coyote. A cartoonish sea-captain is the french. It's like a euro crew on this guy was like a big white beard again like wardrobe like art and stuff and the directors. Just seeing this right. This is the fucking sub crew nineties. Movie thing of just having a bad guy be really into cartoons and tom jones has never been caught me in rhode island. He does a weird crazy saturday morning. Cartoon at the end of the movie references that nobody knows what it is realized. The guys who went to kill seagal have it checked in yet so if you heard from the duo the one tall guy wants morgan chagall. Meanwhile tries to lock mr lionel locker and she's like go insane pounding like an animal that is black in loxton the case. She has a valid point. This was something that like. He tried to do at his in his dressing room. One time we could use this for the it's dynamic in this is fucking crazy where it's come on. Somebody's gonna shoot you if you keep making noise. Let me just lock you in this box. You'll be safe in here. You add a side you'll be saved you're coming with me. You've got invisible if we walk passing the enemy you become the hatch only time something like that comes up the movie and also does he never does any ink like camouflage or anything he sets it up like you're like that's going to be paid viewed assault rifle it's an mp there's a select to switch on it. Yeah you're going to be using the single shower. One fully automatic the other semi automatic. And just remember the dots on the guy. That's where the bullet goes all right strangely. Where it's like just like the so-called almost talking to camera. I think he likes spikes the camera a few times in this movie where he just goes right into it. Definition semi automatic is one single round. That's what i want you to do. Your firing one round. She's like i don't like guns. But then later as a total switch in his legs suddenly kind of a bad ass jones meanwhile while goes down to the kitchen and sees like hot with a mess that was made of his men. This guy's a professional and abuse. Now we got lucky and the fucking bomb finally someone flips circuit perfectly time the bomb to go off. Yeah something's circuits off is good with knives all right. He was trying to prepare a sauce and it exploded in the microwave. he's good with sauces and knives. that's learn so kitchen guy restraint. He's outside of the kitchen. I know the kitchen has access to everywhere in this. She was just moving that gun and accidentally fired because he's trying to cook something else. It's all too perfect. This guys a professional. The war room is sending seal team. Five in and this is a great line. Where what's herod's of success. Well he's crazy pretty good if he's not very bad. There's a few lines in this movie. That just like where someone just says. The non-written part like the non dialogue part of cream. Since it's a great exterior walls. Great war room. I call the. They look real military guys. Feel like the guy who plays the admiral. Yeah me too. He's like he's always every movies any sitting down somewhere saints. There's a moment in the war road where they're having like a super intense conversation about like the news and then just you know background business like an aide comes over and puts down a folder and between two other people and they're kind of just like looking at it and pointing. It's like. I'm positive you have to pay attention if you're sitting at that table there's no other research you could be ended that like somebody sits down and like super loud pornography turns on and look over this rogers. Sorry sorry there's no jerking off in the war room. I draft stanley kubrick. Movie so there when we learn that you know if we're going to blow up the whole shit this is a classic same basically the same plot as of the rock and also like the we realize how dangerous the missiles are on those playing like like one hundred thousand four million people in like ten seconds sounds could be real people will diarrhea themselves in ten seconds this land. Yeah that's the way amendment guys are like we'll just blame rybeck later. This is what we learned. He's an ex seal bad ass and the and in peak seagal fashion peaks ago character. Back story he was known. He's a legend bad ass but the reason he's in this low status position is because he punched somebody. He punched a higher officer. Like that's his dream is to be. He would have been the number one police officer in the world if he wouldn't just stop standing up for women you know like something's always this is beauty explained to like robinson exceed will is is file was locked up he. No-one he never got wind of that. Like the captain was never like ryback. Did some fucking heavy duty shit. All the think that also makes no sense. Is that ryback. And tommy lee. Jones also know that was completely unnecessary own. It's gotta be because he goes when he goes ryback he likes. He's heard it before and then when they run into each other. It's like you got it again. Necessary like we got to give this some emotional things history because there's also a thing of like the cia is bad and intelligence is bad like the intelligence guys that guy so you get great scene like mr lie bitch and moan about like karen the gear and sick also like abilene women's lib. No there's gonna be a super cut. There's going to be super cut of him undoing. Yes super kind of all the fun sergeant shitty says with all the headlines of accusations as you you do a little button with the karaji seen forgotten. Gotta be careful. I do that because she lays down rules of like because he tries given oregon and gives her the point. The fucking laser. And she's like. I don't date musicians at. Don't kill people she's got. I've got one rule. Well i got to rules. And then he's like he kind of got the attitude of like constantly. You're right like older brother. Younger sister where he's a kind of always rolling arise out or dress her up. Like a little girl in this backward diagonal back you look right. And that's that's my job with wardrobe and having some fun like pulling her hair jesus and also he just throws her some like gear and spitzer perfect. He's got so much gear in this move. He's just got any gear at and he's the chef and he goes to his locker and gets like fucking a woman size outfit and his own outfit complete. Do martial arts on guys kinda randomly to and honestly that could be the time warner description of any one of his movies. He does random martial arts the guys. The geography of the ship can never make sense. It doesn't make sense why he has to get out at this moment to blow the chopper to demonstrate that this is worry makes the seal phone and she's like kinda like a car phone he's like. Yeah whatever you tell me it's like contacts room and they're coil calls the war. I wish we had him on this mission. We just might allocate chief ryback. He's a good guy. They like immediately. Put it onto speaker like trying to sort out bluetooth. Your car hard enough. I can get it in the rolling from a lifeboat in the he's totally realize it's like hey you're not just a cook. He's like. yeah well. I also cook this where we learned that his panama seal team was all killed because of bad and then he punched his commanding officer. And then captain let them serve out the rest of his twenty as the cook would lose his passion and and i'll be dishonorably discharged. And but i'm telling you that's if i'm not a good guy. What if i'm the best guy. I'm the best guy. So this were tommy lee. Jones says he's gonna set. These things are going to sell like hotcakes. They're selling for like two hundred million or something he's like is not yet or is that lame later. That's great. let's he's like he's like grammar mad money so we can paint like Business like rich stockbroker guy shit on this because it's like all appeal again. If you to figure out the trump administration just watch the movies we talk about all trump targets where it's like you know corporate business guys that don't get it his way but he thinks casey rybeck his. It's like the old school guys are right. What he cooperates the fucking world war two guy in such. That's the plot of the movie battleship battleship. And all these world war two vets get them going down so this worry wasted blows up the helicopter for some reasons he gets the leap like pays it executives expert. Everybody can't get the timer to be all he uses paying easy thinner. Stats it off. The ship looks looks awesome. He uses a grenade pulls the pin out and then he's got like he's pierced. The paint thinner sled. It'll keep losing weight and then it's it's sitting on top of the handle so eventually when it gets light. Enough the grenada dato fall. The dinner is just icing on. The grenade is going to catch fire. The second the grenade planning this shit and they start they firing on them he. They catch miss july so he kills everybody. He likes shoots these guys that got miss july. He's just take out left and right man. They realized that got to do something like this. Insanity is so logical. They start flooding the forecast. So fulsome something they they say like folsom or some of the folks or something like somebody. It's spelled forecast while you're right and i didn't even know what this civic they were saying until i saw that seagal. Here's some morse code. It's morse code but me the fuck out easing. What are they saying to get me the fuck at on wellbeing around my the funniest is he's got the welding and then out of nowhere polls the gondal society weird weird kind of reunion between him and like his buddy. Who's like ryback you okay. Yeah you okay. Could i thought we would never fucking like dude from ace ventura pet detective dude. Who was like surf the navy in nineteen forty four. The older black to get you tools and then the young show ryback video. The crew grounding is like look at any anywhere near where they somehow get that. Live like periscope before it existed or look at any of the number of monitors we have in every room on a navy ship and you could see your friends live instagram story. The the our crew new heroes. That he's assembled has won weasel like this white dude who's a like just in the navy college. It was like during the tender store. And it's like a handsome actor you're supposed to really hate. This reminds me of the bad guy from ghost that actor who's from scandal and shit. Yeah yeah guys. Good guys like. It's not a job. It's an adventure. Because the old navy slogan. It's so it's gotten bad. Recently this is peak. We add job. It's an adventure. Aim high air force Silly rabbit tricks for all the big ones be an army strong marine strong navy stroke got lazy lazy the all could be. It was hard to fucking top. Do you remember the marine commercial. Where he liked kills like fuck in baylor demon with like a sword and then megapixel work comes like the marine awesome. I joined the marines. I dive served ten years for including fucking attack. What down dresses woman. I swore us for the captain surprise. Party believe me the song all this you can be getting in and beyond me. I thought i was faking that song. It really is. The you can be john life. John live thank could be better. Yeah better life and get your shit life to be slightly better and if your life is true ship. Don't worry shout out to the vets out there thank you. We love you guys happy to the vets. Thank you for your service. So he fucking chuck's like east making bombs. His buddy ramirez like puts like a bunch of bombs on like a vest and like blows up some dudes and they kind of like a little results insurrection. Yeah and he does. He does the cool. Another great Cliche is paying two machineguns. No the grid that comes up next. I'm jumping back for a second. The grenade in the air. It's like he's like this guy is good then. Tommy lee's wants that. Back door oprah cows. Those guys asked great. They call ryback in the middle of this gunfight and he seems like he's in the middle of this is where i think the tone of the movie changes a little bit like it gets a little goofy goofy. The admirals like. They got a lot of trouble on that. And yes sir. Take follow my orders. That's right sir. Marshall me when i get back core marshall me. He's got two machineguns. Lead this super brave and like once like the safest place on this ship behind you. Which apparently according to. I was doing like arnold press entertaining through to the top with some dumbbells and i overheard some guys next me. Doing declined flies and they were saying that. That's a famous quote about some guy won the silver star like a dude in the military. And it's like just something somebody else said. Yes that's right. The guy ended. Jim said it house. I go so you're just admitting the writer of the movies. Ripa i got. This is a fucking great kill where he just drops a beam on some guy that was just holy. No fucking steel beam in the air. It's just like one. pull the like. There's