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Ethiopian government begins offensive in Tigray capital city

KQED Newsroom

02:05 min | Last month

Ethiopian government begins offensive in Tigray capital city

"Reports from northern Ethiopia say the capital of Tigre province, Me Kaylee, where dissident tplf forces are under siege is under heavy bombardment from the government army. A V. Bamford has the latest details. Aid workers into gray have confirmed a declaration texted to a news agency by the TPLF leader that medically a city of half a million people was being shelled. Ethiopian military has said it intended to seize the city within days, but would seek to avoid harming civilians. The Federal Army earlier said it had advanced to a Gula lesson 20 kilometers from Italy. Ethiopian government under Prime Minister Rbf Med has rejected ceasefire demands from the African Union, saying it is engaged in a police action. The T p L F has rejected Mr Abbas blueprint for a more centralized Ethiopian state. Iran's leaders have promised to retaliate following the assassination of the country's top nuclear scientists, which they believe was carried out by Israel. The Supreme leader, Ali Khamenei, called for the punishment of those responsible for the killing on Friday. President Hassan Rouhani also said that vengeance would come, but only when Iran decided that the time was right. CR Bashar Dylan is from BBC Persian Already the hard liners inside Iran are taking this as a sign of weakness and even blaming The government of Rouhani himself for showing weakness and emboldening the will they believe to be the Israelis and carrying out these attacks, which is not the first one of its kind. Despite the Oh the bombastic language from hard liners inside the country's screaming for revenge. What they are doing is really waiting it out till a Joe Biden administration comes in in 50 days. Germany has those all sides to show restraint following the assassination of the Iranian scientists. A German former foreign ministry spokesman talked to the need to avoid an escalation of tensions. He said it was important to preserve the scope for nuclear negotiations.

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"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:24 min | 4 months ago

"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Got the you got a pass code that I could get. So I can. Past hold. Here. Well the problem with the mail system right now. Maybe that's the reason that. It's slow down the male Joe have. From time to time. Well sounds like a big one because this young lady had all the way staples to print something out refused to let her use the printer i. Bother my my father but now he didn't. Print directly to the pretty. He doesn't want to give me password on his computer. Okay. That's not what you said earlier. That's a whole different story. You hundred to have one password. Ol- I'm with you on this. Maria. You Solis ability here. Well, what happened I sometimes fudge the truth because it is a crowd pleaser. Calls my bowel movements. That doesn't sound like Maria Bamford joke. Right. In front of Dad. Where's your mind? By the way? Did you put under the again? Sorry yeah bring that up your. Talking into the floor I own. They heard me fine I'm sure we did her you find it was Maria. Joel, you gotTA model number on that printer. It's a Hewlett Packard. HP Hewlett Packard. Oh It's a ninety, two, thousand five. Zero two, five yeah, Metro. Sounded I've gone through five printer so far they all say they're going to give you a bargain. You look on the Internet it's cheaper to go buy it at the store then began it from them. Where did you go? You go to staples you go to office depot. Joel. No I. Got this from the Home Office I'd like to pay more than it costs. Okay. I don't know if that answers my question but I. Got Drink from HP Oh, I see. Oh, I see. Thank you Ellie for. Solving that riddle for me because I. Saw I'm okay onto their printed addiction system you know where you promise to you think you're going to print three hundred pages a day for the rest of your life, and then they mail you the ANC whether you need it or not. You got to charge. what does that set you back? How often do they send it every three months every month supposed to be every month and it's nine dollars. So it's not exorbitant if you actually printed anything right? Well, maybe with Maria there the you'll finally get through with this month. Yes. I think that's what I'm hoping. Sure. It was a pleasure chatting with you. Yes. Okay. So much for having us on the show and you're not done yet Maria. Here we're just cutting your dad lives here. Okay. All right being love you. A that's that's what we call a cameo. For that. Oh, no cameo for I mean that's the guest star will at least you have to put him. Prominently. Font you told them. It's nonunion. Cover non-union Right Maria. Very familiar with. Maria the special airs on the Twenty Six at livestream you get tickets at rush ticks, DOT.

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"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

04:57 min | 4 months ago

"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"I both recommend watching it and also recommend ever take a look at it. I was watching that tribute to Chadwick. Bozeman on ABC I saw that little. Clip and I was like Whoa like, why are you making me look at this is this is scary but and yes, of course, rest in peace rest and power as they say. Are We allowed To do the thing now. Okay. With white guys in their forties and fifties can they? Let's not. Saluting Kanda. Yeah No I don't think I know what you're talking about something. That was And as I pointed out in the text chain that we're on that I found it I found it interesting that he passed away on. Jackie Robinson Day yeah. Today's usually in April but because of you know the baseball starting late, they move that back and so the man that play Jackie Robinson passed away and I thought that was just it's crazy that that made a sad thing even sadder in and and we're poignant But yeah, that's awful man by all accounts she was supposed to be a great guy. Couldn't. Couldn't stop thinking about that all weekend it was just a it's just such an upsetting. And especially, you met with the you know with what's going on in our country at the moment, and here's this positive role model and for for kids and you know black specifically and then. Just awful. Awful Yeah but I mean the other way of looking at it maybe to to try to find the the light side is that he I do think he helped change the world I mean like that is the impact of that movie and his him playing that character the way he did is indelible and I think Woke certainly will collie would to the idea that there is a hunger for that. Type of positive representation in film for for all people of Color and minorities and so It's it's awesome that he was in his even though his time was cut short that he was able to to have that kind of effect on the world I think also the positive takeaways that you got to watch that commercial free. So really. I didn't Actually Watch the movie I just watched the little thing after I say. It was like an hour long but. But Yes. Obviously very, very sad. And so matt. superheroes who'd you go with for this answer? Yeah. I didn't go. I didn't really go beyond my first thought, which is Tony Stark slash. IRONMAN. But I do think that there's a one percent chance you could also maybe and I don't think this is true. But maybe Batman also a guy thought that man fit into that but I don't I think that that that it undermines that because because this is when this character was created for that purpose, right? No Batman the first one that's why I thought Oliver Queen might because he was created later I, think has created this. Maybe I'm wrong that anyway. But Yeah I. think that the the era in which Batman was created, it wouldn't really make sense for there to be an. Industrialised. A weapons dealer via character because it was like before. World. War Two or at least before we entered World War Two I believe and and also Batman. Quicken so that you guys are huge nerds. Please, do not include me in that. Please do not include me that Maria. Era was God Damn Right I. Do Oliver Queen near the biggest. NERD. Not on this topic but I, will the Maria Bamford. Let's go to you. Now Maria Bamford of courses in Duluth Minnesota. She's taken up ref others office who we were told A. Bed Name. We were promised would make an appearance. No you're you promised appearance by Your Father Mr Bamford I can't I I can't control them. he's a seventy nine year old man noses where on his own house. And he's GonNa try to. Escape from me then. He can do it. That's exactly how old my dad is to. Is. Batman Seven. You weren't with Batman Maria that was Matt Not Fall Back. But had some thoughts about it All right. Well, this is. Maria before we get move further, this is now is your husband when he drives out there with the dog. willy. Be Staying there for awhile or is it? Back yes. He's going to stay here for as long as he can take it. Day a week among we don't know but I feel that a totally. Yeah Duluth. Is An acquired taste and Does you get along with your parents yes. Yes. Very much. So but it's it's. A. It's a tense. My Dad. His way of showing love to give you a.

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"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

06:40 min | 4 months ago

"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"But that does not define her as a person she still shops. And so just here to to help out or get in the way as. Often do. I, know you already hassle with that printer. Screwed everything up in that? House old. Pilot dirt as well. Yeah. Jesus just dumped the dirt where you're told and mind your business. Yes. Later to. Lose a bit of the magic. Ella. that. There was no reason for it other than he just wanted Maria out of the house for a little while. From there. What if? met with the her father wanted to print something and just wanted her seeing the code. Maria you go dump that dirk quickly. No Prince. Come back is that a is that a laser or inkjet what printer we're looking at that question? Ask Your Dad, we got Tommy it's an officejet. I don't know where he is. He's since disappeared since our last point of contact I believe he's playing his keyboard down in the basement. Where he's learned, this land is your land along with they call the Wind Mariah I think on my behalf because it's going to be my fiftieth birthday September third that'd be Burlington big concert on the lawn. So so you're GONNA be fifty this I guess it's worth thirty day this week. Yes Thursday. Yes. Yes. Has Fifty my God every year gets better I mean this pandemic has just been I finally. I'm just finally really know Thing. I do enjoy life much much more than I did in my twenties but A. Fifty here fifty in the group. nope all younger than all much younger than that. Thank for asking all much younger than that. None of us, none of us are older that certainly none of us are older than fifty. Like an I have hard ten not telling everybody everything. I love preventative honesty. So then nobody ever goes. Or No? No, I think. I told you I was very clear on the second track of my third album. Maria Bamford shared during all of that Oliver delivered the Trivia question boy. So the Trivia. Question has been delivered posted school one he put something together. Here is the. is this is his note before I get any of it. This isn't my best I was rushed. So boy is that the I? Guess this is the topic. The topic is Super Trivia. Man. Doesn't doesn't seem like a topic does the Hell Should I I guess I probably should bring him in and having clarified that? Yeah. Please hold. Oliver Griffin A. Quickly now father need you. Pop your. Head. You, what Maria our friend Maria Bamford why? Oh my gosh. Get your show your face. What US weekly she'll your face. Oh, my gosh. Sweet face he's going to be by the way Maria fifty Thursday he's going to be thirteen. Wednesday. Over a teenager, my son's going to be a teenager, we are living parallel lives. She's making fun of you and I think it's very route so. Nobody, knows what this means. This is the topic Super Trivia Man. Interest or Super Superhero Trivia. Superhero Trivia and as a reminder, this is not his best he was rushed. So Superhero. Trivia. All right. Thank you enjoy your break. Questions can be a nightmare. So all just said if I had trouble understanding this, this whole topic is going to be a nightmare for me. Now. Courtesy of the word hero is not on that words are Super Trivia was rushed. Super Super Trivia man you don't. You don't have to keep it a secret I do. Those headphones bleed so I didn't WANNA brisk. I also have it stream into the other room so You can hear anything that's always a fan of the show so. Loves the show doesn't care for some of the guests I'll tell you that he says and I think it's very nice because you know what did I come to show for you for I don't care who the guest is wild I know very nice of a minute. Hands like I hate it hear this week's episodes. It's like. It's all dependent for me. I don't I. Don't really care for what you for bringing. So. All right. So everybody write your bet down. Superhero. Now I've got the double challenge because we're trying to beat Matt Yeah I know right we go to limit what? Are we talking about cash. Well. You win five dollars. You don't lose any money. I don't lose any money. Okay. got a chance to win five dollars. You do not have to you know what this week I think you'd. Have to pay five. Bucks. Yeah this week only I, think, we're going to do a little something different of allotment. Then more council is nobody saw. He My Visualizing the hot seventy from from Zoom Sean ended last night. I visualized that the county series with her dad and he won't give her the past researching money out. Maria God damn. It. I paid my father for every single job. He's done last year nine hundred bucks cash on the barrel head. Of course, it's non union. The day rate and that was very generous. Apparently That lack of trust though. All right. So everybody have their bed in. Yes. Marie. Down don't tell me what it is. Just write it down write your bet down. Okay. I'll put on the LETTERMAN's. We need a new song for. The Schafer's you wanNA shapers or Letterman. Shaffer. But then realized they're more letterman. Kinda folks but Maria you want to weigh in what? What do you think these like letterman shaffer and give a third choice? No the Letterman, they were letterman sweaters. Mother had. More David Letterman I guess what we're getting.

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"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:04 min | 4 months ago

"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Yeah Well, again, watch it I very much enjoyed it. I recommended. Village and let's take Maria Bamford is here. Very exciting, we haven't seen marina while it's going to be nice to catch up with Maria. She's got a couple of projects that she's working I'll. Tell you about those quickly she's got a brand new comedy special. It's called. You are a comedy special a fifteen step self help guide to forcibly force yourself to write and perform a full hour of stand up comedy nobles on hold on guys. Hold on what David Letterman's chosen the show lookout. Are you are you making fun of my new glasses. I love these new glasses I saw them we we were having a conversation prior to the recording today and I gotta say these they look great on you and I know I'm sure Christy stratton is bungling around her of house right now not being. Able to get anything but they're. Working. I. Did I did I mentioned that they? were, those other ones last time they broke when I did that bit where I threw them to the ground. Holyhead said that on the show or just to me. Oh. So I don't remember last week I got. So I guess I pretended to get flustered and my glasses flew to the ground and I picked him up they snapped in half. The other reading glasses that I had here in my house were not be right. Power they also didn't fit my head nicely knowing that that's right you when you and I had a record ads. And so then I ordered these these package of five and these are my favorite of the package I. I like these I like these camera like everything about them guarantees. It looked you got thoughts on these. I was just surprised because they're so out of what you would expect you to wear. About me I, you don't WanNa. Think about me they look right. I Love Him I. Think. If, you're looking for me, I'm doing a video with Randy. Rainbow so Look out for that anyhow let me get to get back to this. It's called. You are a comedy special a fifteen step self help guide to force me to right into perform a full hour. Stand up comedy is an audible original production available now on auto auto plus. And then of course, she has a livestream comedy show on September twenty. Six. Maria. Bamford helped me help you help me. So we'll talk more about that stuff with Maria when she joins us and we will do that right after this. Hey Mamadou friend with us today talk about Lark. Gas Yes, Lark. L. A.. R. Q. is how you spell that listen I, look I I am guilty of this I have a dirty water bottle and if you put your nose in that thing Jesus, you you're gonNA send your nasal hair. Yeah it's You know you try to do the right thing by not using plastic water bottles in this day and age but there's something disturbing about when you grab that waterfall and you're like, what is in here? What have I done to myself? What am I? What am I consuming by drinking out of this thing I have had to throw away many a water bottle. Because I open it up to refill it and go. nope. Now, not drinking of stink pot..

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Mali coup leaders hold talks with opposition

BBC World Service

00:47 sec | 5 months ago

Mali coup leaders hold talks with opposition

"Leaders of Tuesday's coup in Mali have had talks with opposition leaders who welcomed the ousting of President Ibrahim Boubacar Keita. There's been strong international condemnation off the military takeover. David Bamford reports. The opposition coalition in Mali said it had noted thie commitment by the soldiers to move towards a civilian transitional government and was ready to work with them on a political roadmap. Amass patriotic rally has been called for Friday. An army colonel. A seamy gotta has emerged as the new military leader. He has heard civil servants to return to work. Yuen Security Council has condemned the coup on West African leaders have announced a blockade on more hold a videoconference on Thursday to discuss further actions.

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Mali coup: UN joins global condemnation of military takeover

All Of It

00:51 sec | 5 months ago

Mali coup: UN joins global condemnation of military takeover

"The leaders of Tuesday's military coup in Mali have had talks with opposition leaders who have welcomed the ousting of President Ibrahim Boubacar Keita, The U. N and African Union have condemned the military takeover and called for the release of detained politicians. Here's David Bamford. The opposition coalition in Mali said it had noted thie commitment by the soldiers to move towards a civilian transitional government and was ready to work with them on a political roadmap. Amass patriotic rally has been called for Friday. An army colonel. A seamy gotta has emerged as the new military leader. He has urged civil servants to return to work. The U. N Security Council has condemned the coup on West African leaders have announced a blockade on more hold a videoconference on Thursday to discuss further actions.

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South Korea reports case spike

BBC World Service

00:41 sec | 6 months ago

South Korea reports case spike

"South Korea has seen its biggest one day increase in Corona virus cases for three months. Many is said to be among Korean workers just evacuated from Iraq, David Bamford reports. South Korea says 113 new infections were reported on Saturday, the highest number in one day since the end of March. Off these, the vast majority were people arriving from abroad, with just 27 caused by local transmission. The number of imported cases has surged with the arrival on Friday of two planes carrying South Korean workers evacuated from Iraq on DH on outbreak on a Russian fishing vessel docked in the port of Boo

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Orthodox churches empty for Easter amid pandemic

BBC World Service

00:47 sec | 9 months ago

Orthodox churches empty for Easter amid pandemic

"Millions of people across the orthodox Christian world have been marking Easter even though many governments have restricted the public from attending religious services David Bamford ripples restrictions have been imposed in mainly orthodox countries stretching from Cyprus to Russia but the rules have not always been fully observed increase in plain clothes officers kept watch on closed churches where midnight mass would normally have been the main event in Georgia dozens of worshipers attended a midnight mass in the capital Tbilisi despite a nationwide curfew in Bulgaria while most watch midnight mass on TV hundred still attended outdoor services they must go to the head of the Russian Orthodox Church held mass with no members of the public

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"bamford" Discussed on Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

09:57 min | 11 months ago

"bamford" Discussed on Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

"Ari beat out and then Sometimes re rated out to to remember it or to try to get exactly what I'm trying to Say with a joke sometimes you get away from like. Oh why was even? Why was this interesting to me in the first place So E- it's it's slower. I I think I said I'm on the show that sometimes. I've taken less MED. So that I can kind of speed things up a little bit and get some which is not so great. That is not the greatest But I don't think I haven't done that in a few years and I'm Yeah I'll just now just a slower process a still have new bits of one. I'm excited about About Children's books and Richard. Scary busy town. Have you heard? Richard Gere is a ton. Of course you have. It's if you don't know it it's anthropomorphized animals And then they have little jobs a big scene. So I if you don't know how to read it says Baker next the cat and the cats wearing a An Apron and a puffy hat. Kerr Mix donuts by the way and just come on. Let's right let's right. Yeah but that you know. He's a Baker because steaming. You know whatever. He has steamy so beautiful And the great thing I love about those things they have a taxi drivers an and a and the COP is chasing him. But he's a mouse the mouse the there's no back story you know you don't have to hear the the the whole all the details behind it like the cat inherited the business actually and he's not. There's not as much passion. They're the recipes of the same but everything tastes different. Because I would like to think in that scene I would be a bear and it would say comedian right next to me and you know schoolhouse. Typeface and You know that was the comedian. Because I would have a big a bow tie and a flower that squirts in you. Don't nobody goes Oh. Is She any good. No of course it's the town community. She makes the whole town laugh. So yeah I'm still coming up with ideas but they think it's it's slower. Let's hear some more from my guest. Maria Bamford and her new special weaknesses. The brand which is on almost all platforms God yes almost all platforms in this clip. Maria is portraying to very near and dear to her persons who've come up in this conversation already Her soft spoken and very Christian mother and her sweet and somewhat timid husband Scott and Her MOM is trying to talk. Scott and Maria through some issues. The first way she'll here is is the is the MOM now. Scott do you have any concerns Yeah Murray I love you. I love that you put a bench on the front lawn but now there is a man living there which is fine. We live in Los Angeles But now when you leave your keys in the front door overnight over and over and over again feel terrified is just the fit. Maybe I could ask the guy on the bench honey now okay. Shut DOWN. Shut it down. I know that you really did put a bench in front of you us and it brought all sorts of wonderful it. I read in a study from another lund's that if you provide a place to sit it builds community so provided it and it did People see it came to the babies and Young lovers would have smoke On on the bench and then also A man lived there for a certain amount of time. There's some light prostitution happening Between it in a in a white van parked our house Yes so all. All sorts of things came to the bench in and now we live in a different neighborhood and we have just put out a new bench so very excited to see what's going to come. Congratulations not just to you. But to the people of Alabama California come have a seat. You have done a lot of material about your parents over the years. You also did an entire standup special. Where the audience was just. Your parents are your parents proud of your career. Well interesting you should ask that because I did I got right up in for this special in the New York Times and in the New Yorker and so I I kinda waited for my mom you know. GonNa call me you know. And she did and she told me everything that she ate that day. There was this. We went out to this Cuban place in his wonderful fish. I I could live on beans and rice. I really could. I could live on beans and rice beans in rice and I had to prompt her. I was just in the New York. Giants is that Oh I know I saw that. That's so great. I had to prompt her. Mom Can you please? I'm proud of you. Oh Oh I didn't think Oh. I didn't think you'd need that. All right. I honey. I am very proud of you. I am very very proud of you and now every time. She calls me the past few times. She says I am proud of you. I'm proud of you which I don't know I mean I think it's just as meaningful even if I've given her a script and allied reading. It felt sincere all no she no. They're very. They're extremely supportive They have me on Google. How much more supportive can you be? Are you proud of your career? Maria? Yes I'm very proud. Oh my God I'm done Is it? I'm I'm very yes. I'm very proud of myself. Yeah because it is it is about hanging hanging in there and And also I. I also want to acknowledge that had been an extraordinarily privileged I've given a full ride scholarship through life the age of twenty four by by my parents. And so yeah though. I've had some setbacks For the most part it's been gravy so Yeah I'm proud of myself. Because he still got a show up That's one thing everybody has some power to do is to to show up on whatever where you can so I have done that for the most part if I can't show up I can skype skype in if he can Maria. I'm always glad to see you. I love Janie special and I love your show and I thank you for coming in doing this with me. Thank you so much. I am so grateful to be on the show. That's wonderful show Maria best in the business her new standup special weakness is the brand is fantastic. You can rent or buy it pretty much everywhere her show. What's your ailment is available to watch now on the streaming network topic. That's the end of another episode of Bulls Eye Bulls eye produced maximum fund dot Org World Headquarters Overlooking Macarthur Park and beautiful Los Angeles California Where this week our colleague Julie Brought Avocados from his dad's Avocado Orchard into Macula. So thanks for the Avocados Acer's and data and prosciutto. The show is produced. By speaking into microphones producers. Kevin Ferguson. Hey Soussan Brosio is our associate producer and brings the Avocados we get help from Casey. O'brien our production fell is Jordan. Cowling are interstitial. Music is by Dan. Wally also known as DJ. W you can find a collection of music. He has made for Bullseye on band camp. And it is pay what you will just search there for Dj W Bullseye. Our theme song is by the go team. Thanks TO THEM AND THEIR LABEL MEMPHIS industries for letting US use it and we have decades of interviews in our archives at maximum fund. Dot Org or in your favorite podcast APP You can also find them on Youtube. There are a bunch years worth with Maria. Bamford who I have long felt his America's greatest stand up comic So make sure to find those. We're also on facebook twitter and Youtube Search for Bullseye Jessica. There and I think that's about it. Just remember all great. Radio hosts have a signature signed bullseye. With Jesse Thorn is a production of maximum fun dot org and distributed by NPR..

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"bamford" Discussed on Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

06:54 min | 11 months ago

"bamford" Discussed on Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

"The conclusion of my interview with Maria. Bamford coming up after just a minute. Don't go anywhere it's bulls eye for maximum fund dot org and NPR. You might know Nicole from his. Very Raunchy animated show on net flicks. Big Mouth you the puberty fairy Hubert Very. I'm the hormone monster. I'm not a fairy. Well now he's starring as a romantic lead in a movie set at the Olympics actor and comedian. Nick Kroll next time on it's been a minute from NPR. Hi I'm Laurie Kilmartin. And I'm Jacky kitchen together. We host a podcast called the Jackie. Laurie show We're both stand up comics. We recently met each other. Because women weren't allowed to work together on the road or gigs. For a long long time and so our friendship has been unfolding on this podcast for a couple years. Jackie Constantly Works Rhode I write for Conan and then I worked a road in between we do a lot of stand up comedy and so we celebrate stand up and we also bitch about it. We keep it to an hour. We don't have any guests. We somehow find enough to talk about every single week. So find us. You can subscribe to the Jackie Laurie. Show at maximum fund. Dot Org or wherever you get your podcasts. Gabe welcome back to the Bulls Eye. I'm Jesse Thorn. My guest is Maria. Bamford. She is a brilliant standup comic and actor. She has a new special out. Called weakness is the brand you can rent or buy it online. Pretty much anywhere she is also the host of a new talk. Show on what's your ailment. Maria talks somewhat seriously about mental illness with folks. Comedy like Rachel Bloom Baron Vaughn and Tom Arnold. It's streaming now on topic. Let's get back to our conversation You've been married for a few years now to your wonderful husband. Scott yes he comes up in the special a lot. Yes how has being married after many years of very fitful romantic life? How how has it changed your life? it's been spectacular. I can only I definitely didn't have the willingness to go through any Discomfort of intimacy before Even so much as far as Friendships and my family moved away from my family of two thousand miles. So you don't I don't have to have those kind of intense interactions with anybody on the regular basis and stand up is certainly controlled way of connecting with people so Yeah It's been wonderful and neither of us were very good at it. He also had not had Any long-term Released observer been married before and so we were both like come on. Let's do this went to the gunman's I don't know if you've ever heard of the gunman's they They have a theory. The called the love lab where they've done scientific studies of couples for over thirty thirty years. doing a blood pressure monitoring and other things over the course of seven to seventy two hour weekend to see. What are the things that cause people to divorce and so we went to go see Went to one of their conferences and You don't what the four signs of the apocalypse in a relationship. Our criticism Let let's let's go. Oh I have a sailboat criticism. That's a stupid sailboat. Contempt you sailboats. Defensiveness what's the vote and stonewalling? You say absolutely nothing. That's the silent treatment which I have a friend who does that she. That's her way of expressing. Anger is a is a silent treatment and and just to have more willingness to try to understand someone else's point of view and to see my own Foibles anyways. It's it's been delightful and to let let myself be loved by by somebody I think is is is new And to take the risk you know because I mean even though you love somebody there is always that sense of like what if what if you you know. People are saying those like magazines like I never knew like. I guess I can happen to anybody but I was like well. If finally out something later I'll just feel like God. That's amazing. He kept from for decades. There were bodies in the backyard. But I of course. I don't think that'd my husband I'd just just to. I think it's good to to risk in in in life. I'm grateful grateful that I that we have been together. It's been wonderful and and that's also part of the reason I don't want to do shows at night is because we're at home snuggling. Snuggle bring him out to the show. Yodel you will you do your staff and he does do stand up. He does it in support of he. He's started doing it about Three years in because he had fear of public speech speaking. And I'm just like Oh my God do standup. Nobody's paying attention and And he so he's done. He's really funny. He's really good and he's let me use a lot of bits which is very kind. But he's a painter. He's a painter. Scott more of cassidy. Scott Scott Marvel Cassidy Dot com one of the things that you describe in. I guess it was in a in an episode of what's her ailment is that your thoughts have slowed a little. Yes for sure. You're such a careful writer. I mean I think of all the of all the stand ups that I know which are you know. Many I think you're the the most careful and Maybe one of the best writers event of stand up and like your. Your diction is always very specific. Yes oh I love words I love them so much and so I wanna use what I think are the right words. Sometimes I don't always look it up and then I use a word that's like the word that I mean to us but So the question. The question was how does your mind being a little slower. Effect your process of making stand up. Because you're you're a comic who you really write your jokes and like you write them in paragraph form. It I mean right all right. Beats.

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"bamford" Discussed on The Frame

The Frame

10:43 min | 11 months ago

"bamford" Discussed on The Frame

"Comedian. Maria Bamford is known for talking candidly and joking about depression and anxiety in our new web series. What's your ailment? Bamford interviews actors and Comedians about their mental health issues. But it's not all serious. She also has a new comedy. Special called weakness is the brand. I've had many friends and family said leaked suicide and one thing that always bothers me though. Is that when there's a bitch worry the for someone who's died of there's always the number for the suicide hotline and I know that it's helpful is helped me. I call it myself but as a person. Who's trying to kill himself? It always feels a little condescending like I know what the number is depressed. Maria Bamford welcome to the show. Thank you so much for having me on the show I want to say. I think there is a consistent talking point in your comedy whether it's early. Stand up your Netflix. Show lady dynamite your current projects and that is your dogs. Oh Cherie going there Yes it's organizing principle lost everything you do. Also bigger dogs Well my husband and I we'd been together six years so I have voted adopted older dog. So we've had several dogs Our current doggies are Max his ten year old pug from the Pug Nation. Pug Rescue and then we have Jackie Onassis She's a rat terrier Chihuahua and have been able to crack the code of impersonating your dogs. Because you do it with so many other people in your life well there's the classic Pug but then of course we know. What is the speaking Voice Grant Mimi? Kp young then. It's it goes a little higher but it's amazing what range they have and kind of different range than your parents who clearly have their own. Unique way of speaking yeah. My mother is currently obsessed with weight watchers 'em Delta and if you put both those points points games together can really put shape and meaning into your life. So she wants gold medallion status on Delta Airlines diamond diamond. Hard to get so hard and I just got cold. It was hard so you do so many other voices. Does anybody do you certainly Melissa vison? Your does a good one. I read their food had a crazy. He's always yell at the auto early. Lloyd how you make is today. You're coaching somebody about how to how to get you voice wise. What what the What are the tips? I think it would be a constant stream of apologies. Doubling back on your words what you just said I do a little bit of Haha signing so yeah a try that and with anybody to they say what are you doing. That doesn't really sound like me or they say. I really sound like that that bad or do you. Kind of make it a little heightened so they can't. We'll may feelings her. My parents are just grateful that I have a job. You know. My Dad says whatever you need to do for money. They're very open about it. I had my sister actually request me not to do it in a presentation of her anymore but the other voices. I have aren't any specific people really. There's a businesswoman woman who some people have said. Sounds like a diane. I was very confident. And she never at a loss for words and then curry knew from highschool. She's just an amalgamation of we men were having no one really excited. Tell me things that are kind of insulting. Looks only got a couple years ago. You gave a speech at your Alma Mater the University of Minnesota. And you had some. I will say very practical words of advice on how not to use a liberal arts college degree. Here's what you get clip. Don't do a touring star trek show of the southern states of this great nation. Where you have to say things like greetings majorly Lanka the planet. Beige your get there for way for me all right. Don't data Volkan on said Star Trek? Show and get an st one of the most popular. Std's you can get. Actually I assume fifty percent of you have it. Yeah interesting material drawn from real life experience. Yes yes and the other thing is. I talked about how I got paid to do. The commencement speech was the other offer. Nothing I think you countered with some crazy amount twenty randy out and they said okay. We'll pay you. Yeah was the University of Minnesota trying to suggest that I could not get paid for the one thing that I paid them to teach me how to get paid to do and thankfully I tell you know They yes they came back with ten grand and then I felt so bad about myself That gave the money away as a part of the speech to two kids in the audience to compete on their student loans but I coulda kept negotiating and then you settle for twelve five But the guilt of the old country network and I went with ten and ended up giving Giving my way which sounds like a nice new That's the only way I'm able to do kind things if it is in public and it is grandiose so it's all about the recognition not about the act of God. Yeah I am an atheist but nothing if not ethically competitive. We're talking with comedian. Maria Bamford but isn't that title weakness brand also acknowledgement. That the things that define me aren't necessarily bad that this might be who I am and it's what I'm going to talk about well. There's so many Self-help books that will say whatever you perceive is. Your weakness is your greatest strength and that has turned out to be true for me That thing where I have no boundaries and can tell anybody anything of turns out to be a cash cow In and mental health issues Definitely felt very ashamed of those end. It's been only good. It's been only good connected me with other people or or that feeling giving me a feeling of hopeful Definitely experience After shows it's been really Comforting to me. How many people that. I know that if I had another breakdown I would have a huge community to Get support from so and you had a breakdown on stage that right in two thousand six is that or is that kind of urban myth. I mean was it around or performance. What happened is I was. I was putting a new mood. Stabiliser was a doll which caused one of the side effects is cognitive where you're unable to think or talk. Whoops and I was booked for four shows in Chicago and I flew there trying call. His friends gone. I don't think I do and then when I landed a I got to the hotel and I went on this kind of crazy walk where I lost. All My densification ended up at cut myself. I was bleeding and it wasn't able to put full sentences together so I called my manager and said and He cancelled shows and So that in that I went directly into the hospital. Eric took a fly which I was. Gold medallion thank. You thank you for asking and I got a first class upgrade if you're bleeding sometimes They take in. I WANNA play a clip from your chat show called what's your ailment. There was a conversation you have with Jen. Kirkman where you talk about. The worst therapy works therapist you ever had. She tells US Great Story. She never once said to me. You seem like giving Xining because I was very jacked up and I was like. I want to be a comedian. I don't know but I have a day job like everything that's totally normal. In your early twenties. She should have normalized. It'd been like. Yeah that's everyone honey. And instead she goes. Well maybe it's not gonNa work out then and she goes. Do you know Robin Williams. I go well. Yeah and she goes. We'll ask him no him know him like I thought you meant. Do you know who he is and she goes well if you don't know him like are you even in comedy and I was like I guess she's right if you don't Robin Williams or non incoming and she goes. I mean I would assume like if you WANNA make it be friends with him. He can probably help you and if not like. It's probably not for you. I think just in the effort of trying to get help. I think there is something healing to that. And if it's especially the care that you get there can be a bullying effect of that like I. I went on One of those Internet texting therapy sites. You can do at now and we started texting which seems like a terrible way to have their and then I told her what I was working. Basically sort of work life balance type things inch. She texted me later she said Christine. Of course you're stressed you just had a baby and it was weirdly helpful like I was like Christina's had a baby had a baby ammo names Don Christine. You know what in the scheme of things? There's a new baby in the world and the piss poor therapist is talkline clients like madman. I'm fine so I can. I think asking for any help sometimes is better of than trying to find the right help like Los Angeles is weird phenomenon. That happens where it's like. No the only person you can see is this guy. He's it's very remote. It's in big Sur You ride to him on a donkey and it's seven thousand dollars to reserve a place nano call the Domino's pizza place and tell them about You're you're mother's a stage four lung cancer like try. Try something else. It might help Maria. Thanks so much so much for having me. I'm delighted CELEB- In my ears. That was comedian. Maria Bamford coming up on the frame fifty years ago. The Beatles WanNa Grammy for Abbey Road and it wasn't for album of the year.

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2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates Visit Hollywood

The Frame

06:38 min | 11 months ago

2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates Visit Hollywood

"California presidential primary is less than two weeks. Away and Democratic candidates are in a mad dash to raise money and improve their name recognition. And where better to build both than in Hollywood. Ted Johnson is the Washington correspondent for deadline where he covers politics and entertainment. Ted Welcome back to the frame. Thank you for having so who came to town? And what did they do? Well Amy Klobuchar was at the home of Lorraine Sheinberg. She's the widow of Sydney Shamburg. Who was very top executive at universal and also very politically active and in his career and the rain. Sheinberg played the wife to officer Brody in Jaws yes And it kind of speaks to. What type of support she's getting. People were moderates in the entertainment industry. Probably a little older than you may see from some of the Bernie Sanders side and then p. Buddha judge is in town on Thursday. They've been out here raising money at the home of Seth Macfarlane who is very enthusiastic about his support for the former South Bend Mayor. It's also being co-hosted by league. Annuals I assume most of these events are relatively similar. You pay a couple of bucks you show up at somebody's house maybe get a photo shake hands and here twenty minutes speech. Do they all fall? Pretty much under that same pattern. Yes pretty much. So it's usually the candidate delivering a variation on their stump speech that you can hear in public on the campaign trail sometimes throwing in a few insider risk comments and sometimes doing acuity with donors who are the kinds of people who are hosting these events and are they aligned with one candidate or do. They spread their love around. You are seeing some of that but I think what really distinguishes. This presidential cycle past ones is here. We are just two weeks out from Super Tuesday and there are a lot of those traditional donors. The people who've been involved cycle after cycle who have not declared their support for one candidate or the other. I'm thinking people like Steven Spielberg Jeffrey Katzenberg. Hyme Savan these people who are incredibly involved in what they have done This cycle is. They either sat it out or just spread their money around among multiple candidates so as an observer. It's a it can be a little confusing. Just because someone has given to a candidate does not necessarily mean that. They're going to vote for that person or they're going to endorse a lot of people are just seeing how this plays itself out. We're talking with deadlines Ted Johnson about campaigning for president. In not that long ago I remember and you do as well the town being pretty much split between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama during the primaries has one candidate really kind of gone to the top in terms of leading Hollywood attention and money right now. Well it's interesting because if you look at the numbers Comma Harris actually is collected more money from the entertainment business than any other candidate. But she's not even in the race anymore. She's followed by people to judge who is raised. I think it's one point. Two million so far from the entertainment business is quite extraordinary that he's raised that amount. Given that a year ago he was unknown and he came in and really became kind of a darling of the entertainment industry very quickly that I think. A lot of donors a saw his candidacy as potentially historic he'd be the first LGBT president and they really won over by his message. They say hey. We see shades of Barack Obama in people to judge now also shouldn't discount Bernie Sanders. He's raised close to nine hundred thousand for the entertainment business for his campaign and he has a very enthusiastic number of supporters people. Like Adam McKay and Susan Sarandon and Mike. I'm war. They're out there on the campaign trail for him. It's just that he is not relying on these types of high dollar fundraisers to finance his campaign. He's is doing it through these small dollar contributions in his messages. Definitely resonating even in the elite circles of Hollywood but I have to add that. It's also tends to be the left side of Hollywood as opposed to the center La. So let's talk about the right side of Hollywood. It isn't very big but have there been any conservative people in the industry who have come out and said things in favor of or given money to president trump we have people who have come out in favor of trump. Benham with him very publicly from the star. People Jon voight. There is a reluctance to come out publicly in support president trump because there is a lot of blowback. I've talked to trump supporters. Who said they just don't want their names associated with him because things are so polarized at this time but if Bernie Sanders nominee will see. I've talked to centrist donors who are very concerned about sanders getting the nomination. They won't come out and say that that is going to force them into trump's hands. They'll they'll say I'm just GONNA sit it out if he ends up being the nominee but we'll see and once the primary in Nevada is over. Will there be a return of candidates coming back to La looking for more support now yet Joe Biden was post to have an event this week in southern California but that was rescheduled. Because he has to spend so much time on the campaign trail after a pretty dismal performance. In Iowa and New Hampshire. But we're now getting down to just a week away not just from Super Tuesday but also from the South Carolina. Vote so this is. This is crunch time for these campaigns in taking them off the campaign trail has to be a very Savvy calculation that it is going to end up being worth it to fly into California for our fundraiser will probably see the candidates flocked to California not this weekend but the following weekend for those first couple days before Super Tuesday. Ted Johnson is the Washington correspondent for deadline where he covers politics and entertainment. Ted thanks so much for coming back on the

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"bamford" Discussed on Enterprise NOW! Podcast

Enterprise NOW! Podcast

06:39 min | 11 months ago

"bamford" Discussed on Enterprise NOW! Podcast

"Lot of people because they're easy to understand their quick so things like Swat right so for those who unfortunately don't know Swat cover your ears right now and don't listen to the next ten seconds but it's right a whole path of supposedly putting up on a wall. Your strengths weaknesses opportunities and threats. And what happens? Is People sit in a room with post it notes. And they're like Oh yeah. This is what we're strange. Oh look at this. This is a weakness and they fill out this chart and tells us absolutely nothing. It's just you know it feels good. It's easy to do and it tells us nothing so a classic kind of thing. They'll put up in strength. Is You know our people our competitive advantage or are competitive advantages quality or a competitor that has customer service and every one of those every one of your competitors. Say the exact same thing. So we've got to get past these sorts of techniques. These approaches. These what I call myth of strategy so that we can get underneath and get to what really separates companies in the customers. I mean customers sitting out there making decision to buy a car or go out to dinner or to buy a computer or by some clothing. Whatever it is. They're getting ready to do. They are going to make a decision based on what the advantages are of value. Proposition is for them and they quite honestly don't care who the employees who delivers the meal. At McDonald's. They didn't come to McDonald's to meet Sarah Right. They don't care who actually handles their bank transaction at the bank. They came there because of the and we can go down a long list of things perfect so one other question that I had was tell us a little bit about five factor tests. What is that in? I guess us a little pinch of how you apply there for clients. Yeah and this may take me a minute or two to do so. Y- go backwards. What really constitutes a competitive advantage? So there's been a tremendous amount of research. I mean literally thousands of articles on this approach. And if I had created this approach I think I would have called it. The Bamford Approach. But unfortunately it's called resource based analysis or some version thereof. Some consulting companies have called friends. Some researchers have called free or risk. They come up with different names. But in all fundamentally revolves around five different factors. So you've got something you think is a competitive advantage. You're pretty darn sure. The element is what separates you in the minds of customers. Great let's analyze it. So the quickey version would be. Is it relatively rare right? I element that is relatively unique compared to my competitors you get past that next. One is durable that is. How long do you get the hold on to this cool advantage and the interesting thing is you? Don't get to decide your competitors decide. How fast or how. Well can they match you and will they match you? If it passes those two we look at substitutes. What are the different substitutes for this? Cool thing that you think you have right and are they good substitutes or bad up to if they're good ones you don't have a competitive advantage. Fourth one is a quick one and that is called tradability. I didn't make this up by the way it's but it's called trae to build your transfer ability and that is easiest core there actually several elements to it which we talk about the book but the easiest core is if you can buy it on the open market then it's not going to be a competitive advantage because your competitors could do if they wanted to and finally the Fifth Element is. How do you get value out of this thing? You just told me you got something. That's rare durable non-substitutable non-tradeable hi? You'RE GONNA get value and Lsu. We've studied this up one side and backed down the other in the research you can get value three ways number one. You can charge more my personal favorite by the way number two. It could just cost you less because you have whatever you get a better basis point run than your at the same price or third customers will go pasture competitors and come to you because you have this cool thing and if you've got something that can get through all five of those elements and usually try to do with the team right you want you want your leadership team to do this. Which you together. So you're fairly honest about it now. You've got something all right. Let's go do some research. Let's go do some analysis. Let's go check with customers. Let's go make sure we didn't kit ourselves but now we probably have something that's true separator that we can now use in the market about. Why should you buy for me? I've alda eyeball with a customer. You buy for me because and it's now real you've evaluated you've analyzed it and you can go eyeball to eyeball with a customer. Perfect as they all sang goes suck time flies. When you're having fun we've come to the end of our conversation but I don't want to let you go without getting from you. And actionable tip for the enterprise. Irs to improve their businesses today. Yeah I've got many make it real right? So if you've got some elements focused the entire organization around those elements because everything else that you do is just table stakes. It's just what's expected of you in the industry compared to your competitors focus on those two or three things that truly separate you in order to really be successful data folks want to reach out to you learn more about what you do Orza. Just ask questions. How can they do that? Well you know I'm I'm a consultant. L. Do so I try to make myself available so if they type in my name Chuck Bamford. I'm the first three pages that come up on Google also through Bamford associates dot com or. They can just email me and again. That's all the Bamford Associates website and I love talking about this stuff. So that'd be great awesome awesome awesome or thanks so much for your time. Show thank you so much. Appreciate the opportunity interprises. If you got value from awesome conversation let the world know by subscribing to the email list and leaving review on your favorite podcast APP. That helps us know that. We're bringing you golden nugget field conversations with the most inspirational business owners. Reach out at podcast at enterprise. Now Dot net with any feedback or questions for me or any of my guests. Thanks again folks. And we'll talk with you guys next time..

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You Are Doing Everything Wrong with Chuck Bamford

Enterprise NOW! Podcast

07:42 min | 11 months ago

You Are Doing Everything Wrong with Chuck Bamford

"First of all let me say thank you for taking the time out to talk with us. I know before we hit record. You have a ton of things to do today. So thank you for taking some time out to share with US more than glad to do so. Glad to have the opportunity. Second thing I'd like to do is to ask you to tell us about yourself. Now when I say fill free to go all the way back to where it all started or you just start more. Current Day tells about yourself. Yeah well I'll skip all the parts. That are are too impressive or embarrassed me along the way I worked in industry for about twelve years after graduation from my Undergrad most of that emerging acquisition work decided to go back and get a PhD and then for the next sixteen years. I was a classic professor of the I was exactly what you think of. In terms of academic I held an endowed share. I was tenured full professor and then I decided that I really wanted to have more of an impact on business to be honest. I felt like I really enjoyed the teaching aspect of academia. But it wasn't didn't feel like I was making as much of an impact on business practices. I could so I left. Full-time academia gave up tenure. Much Chagrin of my friends and started a consulting company which that's been going on for just over seven years now doing strategy designed Strategy Implementation Consulting and then I still teach so. I do adjunct teaching at Duke University at the Fuego School Business and at the University of Notre Dame at Mendoza. When we fly up there was only fifteen minutes down the road from where I live. So I still teach in the executive MBA an MBA programs. A bit probably do. The rest of my time is spent Writing 'cause I've got As you mentioned several I've got seven books out. So that's sort of my quick history. Nice so you mentioned you wanted to make a bigger impact and I want to dive into a little bit more later but for now. I want to backtrack a little bit and learn a little bit more about you. What's your favorite thing to do? You're going to take a nerd but I think my favorite thing to do is sit quietly and write. I think a lot of people don't enjoy it. I just really do data so sitting quietly in writing. Is that hard for you to do? I know myself with the family and the kids. Sometimes that's a little difficult to do. How do you find the time in the space to do that? Well I'm very fortunate situation or time in my life an empty nester and so the only disruptions really occur if the grand kids come over. We've got lots of rooms. My wife works at home a lot of times as well. We just kind of quietly work during the day and then I don't really find it a problem at all but now I do two to three cups of coffee in the morning and get to that point but usually it gets going. Get it now. This question is sometimes throws people off but I love to ask it because of the variety of answers that I get you can meet anyone in the world. Who WOULD IT BE? And what would you say to them? So I actually have this response to several folks who have something similar not exactly what you put it but it would probably be honestly the Dalai Lama and I really liked to understand how you attain inner apiece. Because seems like things my brain's always going things are always happening inside so I probably would. I would probably do that and I would consider that to be a one of those life. Check marks if I could do it. So what would enter peace? Get you why interface. Yeah I think it would just quiet every if I could quiet everything down. Not only could I do a whole lot more but I think I would do better with my kids. My grandkids to students. I teach back in the day. I'll do a quick for you back in the day. I was labeled hyperactive. Nowadays they probably would have called it. Adhd and so. It's the sort of constant stuff going on. Keeps me constantly going kidding? It has a pro and con and one of those sort of constant inside stuff happening. Which would be fine not Not to always have to deal with now. If you had to give one thing you do to overcome challenges. What would that be yeah? It's writing it all down so I run into for me again. Not Everybody does I like paper and a pen but if I can get it all written down what the issue is and that gives me a chance to sort of map out how all solve it and I'm sort of a picture guy. I have no artistic talent whatsoever but I draw pictures all the time about how I'm going to accomplish something and it usually helps me get around problems that I had struggle figuring out in my head top two keys to success. There's a tough one. I guess I'm only going to have to say it for me. Number one is to never stop believing that you can accomplish. Whatever it is you want to accomplish. Just my take a whole lot longer than you think it's going to take and I think the second one is one. I've gone back to even back into my high school. Days is always felt like I was not the smartest guy in the class. More of the smartest person in the room. But I'M GONNA I'll persevere just about every buddy so I think it's Focused down work hard kind of approach to accomplishing some really good point. I think that's a great life lesson as well. Perseverance is key it really is you make it. It's amazing what can be done by the willing to just keep pushing at it so we've learned a little bit about you. What makes you take? And I'd like to revisit the impact statement that you made before wanting to have a greater impact. I'm assuming and that's a really dangerous thing that you started your company because he wanted to make a greater impact so talk a little bit about that and what your company does indeed so colonel hearkens back just a little bit. When I was in I was constantly surprised to find out that research had already debunked a lot of the stuff that we were doing and business or had come up with better techniques. I was always like. Why don't we know about this stuff? So when I got into academia I realized this is it's so much of this is known. There's so many things that we already know how to how to do. Why isn't this getting out unless I was teaching? My classes. Undergrads are great but unfortunately it's going to be twenty years before they can put into practice the strategy stuff that I'm trying to teach him in quincy unfortunately by then it's somewhat changed. I mean changes fairly regularly so really wanted to be able to get more direct impact a love Executive Mba. 'cause they're normally all out there in business they're fairly experienced. They need to use the stuff right away and MBA's who can get into this quickly can do the exact same thing but my business is really focused about doing it directly for companies. So I like to get into these companies. Get into opposition. We worked with over one hundred twenty in the last seven years. Get into these organizations and really help them figure out what separates them the minds of customers such that customers will go pass their competitors and come to them and get past these face validity kind of things as I mentioned. Sorry in my inappropriate. Oh yeah that employees are not our competitive advantage but how we deliver on them but to get to elements that really make a difference really implement strategy and quantum just changed the game for these companies. The sales soared the EBA sores. I mean it's just it's been a remarkable run. That's been a lot of fun.

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"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

05:22 min | 1 year ago

"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Give me a ride in his Ford Fiesta. Dunkin donuts and then you do your act table across the tape and why do you look. I'm not putting it down just I don't understand it. Why do you do that instead of going up at a local coffee shop and doing it on stage at night because I have to rehearse the shows already that night a theater? You're you know you're at yeah. No my act is extremely wordy and a lot of performance basil. I I forget stuff and and I like to rehearse makes makes me feel makes you feel good. Also it's a loneliness thing where I get lonely on the road and so it's nice to meet an interesting person. Usually there and I check twitter feed to see if they're Maga- hat where's and Everybody's been perfectly interesting in lovely and I get out of the hotel and rehearse also I don't I don't love going out at night all the time anymore to do an and it's hard to get set that's Over twenty minutes here in L. A. So Maria Bamford you. Would you would be able to call up and say it anytime I want to come in and do but then you gotta call up. Do you want to go. You say you're a local comic working out at a at an open mic yeah. Maria Bamford drops in our closes. The show I be so pissed I know you will master thing then I gotta stay up till eleven pm to close the show at a wine bar in over. We ought to Sorta your closing that one really. We're doing doing her. Show you tell Joe and then super run and no people but I just end. That has a cafe okay. And there's little gift shop next door where you can go play games. And there's kitties. Those are all extras for that. Show that I can enjoy. Oh Yeah No. There's a big cat rescue rescue right next door yourself in Burbank yet. The per bake it suburban. They moved I think so. No no I think. I think you're thinking of of a different show that I think the telfer show is that the Virgil rate. No over in that area in that or whatever. Yeah but the the thing. You're the lyric yet. That's all right. That's what I meant another another one. That's at the Magnolia. The nineteenth gameshow games trap. Yeah think so. Call Geeky tease tease. Hang on a second. I'm going to look it up. This is your Jimmy. You're right about the one year doing I don't know about. She's on it. The the main reason I do it during the days because as sloth and a uh so I'm just exquisitely grateful that People are self employed or unemployed and have have an hour To give me I again. I try to ask people to bring stuff for me to do so. I can do a service for them but a lot of people don't want my help you think I'm GonNa Kinda fucked get up gone up someone. It is at Geeky. Tease out is always on the nineteenth cats in that place. Is that right bookstore. Your waters around. I'll be fine with that. Plus I go I So I get out of there. I've literally never been in there. It's near my house but I've never gone. It's just because there's cats I can't but but I think they move. Maybe the old one had more cats than the. I've been there quite a few times. And they have a room where the the rescue cats are. So you aren't interacting directly. And then they do have once or House that can handle that. Mario well this Maria Bamford been here because they are the nineteenth over geeky tease in Burbank. Job You don't want to leave your home or you're live with this area. You could watch the Amazon prime or come come see me in person. W- W W BREVARD DOT com. I'm going to all the places that are so Vancouver Vermont New York City. I'm going to be in the seth smile show. Yeah be wearing an elegant outfit. Check that I would you be on panel or doing standing up comedy love it. uh-huh hopefully I can make eye contact. That is my is my hardest. Things look at a another human being very a handsome. Well yeah that's the opposite a famous person are you guys. You feel more comfortable now the anyways I'm trying to say it is that I know you once when you see a a snoopy character who is more you know who is universal it. It can be confusing. I WanNa close my eyes the man from the TV boxes suddenly in front of you cannot sure that this the third time. I'm trying to end the show. You people just keep talking. I'm tired of it. We gotta make for four years process. Actually Garin Carrillo. Royal of Abbey village human see over the dashboard that Johnson from Maria. Bamford portals you next time on the PODCAST. AK47 gone not forgotten. If you enjoy never not funny why not sign up for the players club you get full video of every episode an extra show every week when you become a member sign up now at podcast. Dot Com yeah..

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"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

01:31 min | 1 year ago

"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"I would actually target because target so comforting and then COSC- Billy Ocean. They're still paying no I. That's why I can talk so positively about it because now I'm just a consumer myself. I know go to target. I do like it always comfortable. An excellent always listen to messy target. Sometimes you get hit a messy target and you're like oh no everything's gone wrong Yeah Yeah I don't mind Ross. I like to dig. But yeah you want a Target forget you don't expect that he'll go on to have a pleasant visual full body experience. I know where things are. You like a city target like a like a like it gets a reduced like a minimalist. It's just just the bear like we've got to light bulbs and three t shirts. I haven't been in as many as those. I'm sure I would enjoy them. Yeah I'm grateful. I don't work for them because I don't have to show from professionally because I think they have. Things made overseas that where people were paid and the they have a union busting here in the US of People were just keep thinking of them as the less problematic Walmart. Nobody they just have a great. Advertising can basically the same advertising the same as same as Walmart and Walmart in fact is becoming more like them because now they advertise on public radio Walmart does interesting Google interesting fats..

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"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:11 min | 1 year ago

"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"All sound. I like to to sound like there should be a spy law and order. Then yeah you're right took a TV show locked up did not. That was the worst. Have you taken impressive I'm supposed to support the I'm GonNa let me check BELKNAP Over there at the Dashboard match your F- Recording Arts Center you got eh the Frank Stallone. I'm a mad that I have to share the sixty dollars with with Garin because it's frank stallone spring. I know it is Really there's no time to hear your F- reporting artist Frank Zappa. Frank is a good one too. He loves Frank ZAPPA. I don't know that I did not know that. But that's the only one I can think of and I know Moon Zappa because she's most comedians than hangs out with them. Vernice van burnishing lady. Yeah that's another novelty song. The valley girl. There's no question that's not. It's a novelty song But also a good song. Now my thing is I don't I don't know that the story but but I feel like when the daughter of a famous famous Rockstar makes a song making fun of girls who live in the San Fernando Valley. It feels to me like because she was part of it she why yeah. I thought she was making fun of it as like this girl who probably lives up. No I think she's from the valley. Okay I misunderstood it. came out of her talking to her friends. Okay Okay See I. I always read it as like. Oh you're like a daughter of a rich rock talk. She's a good feel better than I know. We've met her met her. At one point I think the pilot with her yeah. She's very nice but I just want imagined at the time. Like when you're young you're just like look at those valley scum. They've just felt like no. No no I believe she she identifies as valley. Canings were friends with ZAPPA's. That's all right in here. Part of valley royalty loyalty however does not identify his belly. Does some people identifies valley. Some people identify is is West. Side just depends on who you are as a person. Yes that's true with everything is valid everything it certainly is whatever. Your experience of the world is in my soul. I feel feel like I'm South Bay. I've never lived there. I don't even like to go there. We lived not far from the south. You are kind of the. Hbo Huntington Beach Farther North of lax Baldwin Hills Hills. Oh I forgot that you moved. Yes we if we're GONNA go to a movie or something we no longer. We figured out we don't have to go to Hollywood. We south to South Bay. That's twelve minutes away instead of the forty minutes to come to Hollywood and you got a a nice ocean breeze passing through the megaplex sweater certainly temperature drop on the dashboard as you get closer to the theater. Watch out freak wave new special freeway Pressures Special Frequent.

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"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:53 min | 1 year ago

"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Go what music is their music. Listen to and then I go. Oh my gosh it's reggae. Ah Oh no mega ahead of music. I mean I I do I do like some Regi. Iggy some stuff. That's more about red wine red just because I've had so many bad experiences with a lot of kids in college could relate to associated themselves with it I know there's a great social political movement behind reggae that I believe believe sounds great but all not those restaurant. A philosophy is is a little terrifying where women can't anyways. Let's not get into the point is Look when you're gonna go see somebody good advice to the hat for a second yes. Isn't it interesting. That maybe maybe it's not interesting. Maybe it doesn't even need to be said I'm sure thousand agree with that but if somebody was in our show let's say five years ago and we're a romney hat you'd never go with that guys looking for trouble or somebody who's one of George Bush had never go. What's this guy's deal? You just go sports. That guy's birth but that Maga- hat is truly that guy that guy or a woman wants attention it's terrifying does because you just go if trump I mean if you're saying make America great again it's saying that you believe in some of the stuff that trump said which has been racist Agro Super Aggro He's a registered sex offender. It's like well all right all bets. It's her off. I don't know what's going to happen when you open your mouth so that that's what's of concern me. I mean I have relatives who are trump supporters. They're they're not always say they're conservative. Republicans at different story. Yeah this guy is different. It's a different thing so you have more trump supporter trump's wealthy. The I think they like that he leans towards the antiabortion stuff and so grew so to impeach somebody else. Who's more not only just likable? But more of a Christian I mean if you're looking for somebody to be Christian yet pick somebody else who's following the rules that you say you're In support of trump is is gross. He's just gross. You wouldn't want to be alone in the room with them. You know so that that's unless some women have said jokingly I would mind if he grabbed me by the pussy but I I wonder I I wonder if that's true well piece of Slavic Shit. Yeah No Of people who've touching got Dan Nano reminder on this very shows which is one. I said you know what seems like a good guy. Donald Trump say people like him and they believe what they WANNA believe. They don't necessarily believe all all the stuff that we believe him. I think it's funny or like the idea of like someone's getting away with something in don't want to believe the other stuff of That they were fucking people over that Because I think it does seem like people are like oh I got mine it so I don't want to worry about The the poor or people who are trying to emigrate here for a Reasons of safety and stuff like that. I don't I'm not telling you guys anything you don't know sorry. The cold brew Maria Bamford here. Why don't we take another break when we come back? We'll check in with the human c three. POC what he's up to over there and we'll get everybody's F- Recording Arista maybe. We'll pay the money out today. Garin maybe we won't we will you don't know I'm.

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"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

02:23 min | 1 year ago

"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Not looking at anything up the other song that I have downloaded by because I have two songs. The song download about the zombies zombies is time of the season different version is one live. Maybe why do I have that twice on the best of in other words on the original cut I. I can't answer and I won't answer it by by the way I I'm interrupting but I don't understand why everybody's so angry about singles versus albums to me. The whole point of digital music is that you don't have to buy the album. I can see you get there is there is implying I was angry. I'll tell you why because I don't like it's messy. I wanted I wanted to be associated with something more than just. Its own song. You liked by that like you might like that song banged the drum by. That's the only song you like. I still do it but what happens is go into my recently like recently added area. And if if I add like twelve songs all different singles just to make a mix a playlist Clogs up my recently added and then. I don't have access to the albums I WANNA get. Yes don't you ever. You're doing right now as we can't hear you because there's a microphone on me to give you some life. Coaching and how to sit or run in place. Took a Mick Jagger warm-up over there I love it whatever she's doing I love it I get hit so we get a letter. F- F- alright. So I I would tweet that out to the people do for that list facebook at Maria Bamford here. It's been a while since has been in the house. I think Four years. Maybe he's been that that long three to four two thousand sixteen. Maybe it was rea- beef. She sat in here. Because of your beef because I have a beef. Where's the beef beef with you? One of those situations. You know we have Jackie. -cation here's seems like enough. That's enough on that. Show the same same thing. She opens the show. You close it and that seems like enough people wait in line they tell you what medicines that are on your all right. Maria Bamford Zero. We'll take take a break. We got the coming right up a lot going on here on twenty. Five Z special bonus episode frizzy. FRIZTY start a tradition in having a free easy. I like frizzy. I like all right. Starting with twenty-five hold on Murray.

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"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

08:15 min | 1 year ago

"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Oh He's one of the trump Wacko soon. Okay because there's also there was this coach. Yes okay not not opt of former bulls coach at Notre Dame at one point two. I don't know I just know that. He coached Michael Jordan at the beginning of his career. Maybe had his name. But I think it's sender under Donald Congressman. It sounds running for Senate okay but then. I also competed with Doug Jones who's also be in his forties probably. Yeah the the Alabama senator. I'll I'll say apparently politics ages you evidence. I think that's totally fair right. I mean I couldn't even find it where to couldn't even grow moustache any more. That's how you got lip baldness stress. He knew what was coming. He went to that theater on purpose. Or let's let's talk a little bit more so they show. That was going to be great. That's we have special surprises for that new. The new season season twenty six for both the Wednesday feed that's when it starts arts and then the now platinum which will come out for the march. Where does that end up being something on my calendar it's the ninth No March the eighth eighth is a Sunday that the first episode of the Platinum Yup March four is the first episode of Season Twenty Six and also the the video. Obviously part of the platinum thing so you could say that that's also march four right right but the first official episode right here on the eighth. Yeah walk them through the. So here's an I'll say this before. machias tears we have. We have been hearing for ages about about. Hey if you guys went to a patriots style format Boy I I'd be happy to throw you five bucks a month but it's hard for me to give this guy that chunk of money in one swoop and I will say this we have heard you and we have a listened. Yeah so we are now going to an an e this is going to be easier all the way across the board. We're more of the pay is not patriots. We're of course doing our own. Never not funny system but it is patriotic on in nature. And it'll be easier for everybody to be involved both financially and of course technically yes so matt will now. There are three tiers. We've always had the three tier system. But here's how it would work if you want to join platinum season twenty-six. Yeah it's true we've had the VIP the NBA plus in the past. But I think these tiers Hopefully are more attainable for people and also they were doing a lot of new stuff that I think people will be excited sided about so tier one is platinum. That's five dollars a month It oughta renews every month and the feed that you get when you audio or video feed whichever feed you WanNa Wanna use or both of them that feed will as long as you keep renewing. It'll it'll stay the same you don't have to every six months you don't have to get a new link or pay again or You know is just going to keep working for the perpetuity of your subscription. which is I think very handy cool? I know that my wife and my mom and my wife and everybody in my life who subscribes is like. What do I have to do now? I have to get the thing every year. Whatever and that those days are gone so now I don't right there speak to my wife anymore? Finally we've solved the main problem. We were addressing so that so that the file is what you would have called the players in the past it's Access to the letter episodes the Sunday night episodes But we are also adding a once a month bonus episode that will be in addition to that second weekly weekly episode and that'll be things like Tournament of Sevens. And we're we're going to. We're going to start playing around with some some new ideas. 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These bonus things and certainly never got the video in institute premium so all sorts of stuff I think again. I mean we've talked about this but it's actually over a thousand Uh Peppers there's you if you count audio and video separately it's over two thousand media files that were that were giving you access to. In addition to that you get access to a private chat chat room that just people at the Platinum plus level can access and interact and chat with each other on what you'll be fun and then one once a month we will be doing doing a livestream Colin episode that only the Platinum plus subscribers can watch. It'll be it'll stream live on our site and you can in You'll get the phone number to call in. Only people who are in the platinum plus area will have access to that phone number so they can call and talk to us and watch Gotcha as it's happening so that'll be fun. Matt I have a question for you. 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"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

10:39 min | 1 year ago

"bamford" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Center whatever they call that and that's also where all the players happened to be staying and I was the comic working at the club that week So I had to come down for my regular interview or whatever the hell had to happen and then they were like Oh. That guy's the comedian working here so then while they weren't getting baseball players and I forget it was a female comedian whose his name is Lori. Something that will never put her name. She was one of the other comics. And then forget with the headliner was Who Was it shoot? I don't remember but Rather waiting for players to come down from the room or whatever they would we would bounce around to these stations from all over the country and they would interview uh-huh uh-huh to kill time. which what fucking Snooze Ashby for somebody in so? I was talking to the guy from Boston. Yeah and end. And he's talking about comedy and stuff and I'm answering them and then they saw clemens and it was like literally. If there was a way to push me out window they would have been having. It's like a hook literally out and grab your neck and now now that's what they'd let me stay because they didn't know how long Roger would be there. Yeah so I I watched a an interview with Roger Clemens with the baseball with a Boston radio station as close as you and I are right now and then I might have interjected in order to And who are you. I'm sure you wonder why they do. Not Know this guy he was like this is played in the National League. Hetero this Guy Oh God boy this very tiny for player and then I then he went away and then he'd you're talking to me but I did not because I was not following baseball in one thousand nine hundred ninety. It was a little window of time where I did not care at all about baseball. Where had I known? Oh my God. This guy will be considered one of the greatest pitchers of all time. I may have done something on a signature dish or something at least cared you know. Yeah but then if it turns out he's Yeah I. I was interested as to what the shortest artist baseball player might be a quick search. Is that what you can't use Is it Harry Chapas. That is not what it's coming up with. What's the name? The shortest play was a pinch and Cheddar. Is that the Guy Eddie. Whatever yes Eddie? Gadol I'M GONNA say get Dell and it was a stunt. It was not legit. He is a Little person a little person and the idea that he would have a strike zone so small. They sent him out there player though no so it was just for the white sox. Bill Beck was the owner. uh-huh was sent him out there as a stunt wasn't sort of white socks if a mistake. It looks like Eddie Goodell. I I'm disappointed because I thought. Hey because actually from a strategic perspective maybe that is a good a good thing. Yeah it's not as I can tell you this as a short guy who was used for for that ploy in Little League pitcher's throwing strike. She's throwing strikes. It doesn't matter he doesn't care what your strikes I mean. You have to be able to at least bunt it and if you bumped it then if you have have to be fast Advance the runner get thrown out. I guess but it's a very limited use case that that would be and then the the PRI- At least from his for me. I believe Mr Bell L.. Who made the big I didn't make the big was? Don't swing right. They won't be He's gotta the whole point. You're don't swing. You're just GONNA walk you. And that's the premises is for you to get on first base so you don't swing and then you strike out because they know they know you're not going to say no it yeah. I actually swum the third one. Because I didn't want to look stupid and I still struck out but it was still going to be and then I came out. I told you about this way. What was on strike three strikes capacity? He wouldn't he didn't fall for you. Hold take back your mechanics job. Thank you for donating your no. Get off my ass. You Really GonNa do that. You'd have to find a person who not only was small but could legit hit the ball. If they had you would have not just smart. You'd have to find a guy who actually is has no to all who then could shrink into a small thing then the next time after according to himself in order for it to be anything because the guys throwing to the catcher's Mitt. It's going to be a strike. Think because that person can throw a strike every time they want when I play the guy wasn't a pro. He was another twelve year. Old Talking for that. That's why was arguably googly a better strategy for your situation because the average high school pitcher can't throw three strikes even with a regular sized person at the plate so and I'm surprised that guy ended up being Randy Johnson. Oh so he he was fine. Okay wasn't born Randy Johnson them and he ended up being the famous ranch Making a name for himself. The next shortest person on this list according to the Internet is a five five is it Harry Chapas no. Where's Harry Champ? On this list. Five five is not that short. That surprises me that that they are listening to them in order is that Jose Altuve I don't see that name either Uh but he got next So then I'll just give you the name because I don't know how to make this end of whatever you do ready attack Freddie Mac Blade for the shortstop shortstop for the Kansas City royals and I looked up to him. Jose altuve is that said L. SUV Aus. He's the next one five six. Okay and then. Where's Harry Chapas? Because at the time Harry Chapin was considered the shortest player but he played at the same time. It's pretty politic. He was on the cover of sports illustrated. He was such a crazy thing. I'M GONNA look different lists because we're just look up. Harry Chapas all right standard spelling and all of that Eh and then then look up El Chapo and see how tall he is. I don't what he's a how much he's filling his sell out a AH. He's in a prison cell. He's back in. I could see out. I don't know where he's at well. He escaped but then they get them again. I have no idea next door. I have no idea. It wasn't the whole thing that he escaped. He went through that fancy tunnel. Something Guy Somehow landed on the other side so this is why this list didn't have this person exactly right. Harry Chapin three yeah right and and he played for the whiteside he played so I blade Google Google's list. Yeah but yeah five to three Chicago. I remember very excited about Harry Chapas. Because he was tiny and so he and Freddy were guys that I was like. Hey if they do it I could do it. They had one thing I didn't have and that was Skills they had the ability they had to be the fundamentals. If Darren was here he'd walk us through it In baseball if you are short As long as you have a strong core you ought to still be able to hit a home run. Theoretically yes Jose altuve. It hits a lot of home runs now. That said he plays for the Astros. And so there's no one has to question how much cheating played into how many home runs familiar with what. What's the issue with the Astros and cheating they were? We thought baseball. They had a camera in Centerfield. Oh that they were stealing signs got something else they knew. When a fastball? What's coming? They knew what a curve ball was coming so fast it was coming. They'd make a noise in the dugout. So then they knew I can turn and and and hit a home run on this one but nonetheless you still have to be able to. Yeah well see. That's the argument with steroids. As well you still have to have the hand eye coordination do just just. Because you're just like in Sammy Sosas case or mark mcgwire's case case or Barry bonds those may have all been home runs anyway but instead of the first row they went out of the stadium also that they were they were using partly to recover from injury faster and so they played more than they would have played and they were felt better and healthier and therefore had more strengthen it all they had to be very talented but the numbers wouldn't have been as Gaudy. They would've been they still would have been through the best players probably question. They just They they wouldn't have broken as many records. I'll tell you this. I heard that they were on royds and I was like you know I could do that. And so I play with him royds. Oh and my numbers burble. Yeah so painful that they were able to do so well with they did so well on the roads. I couldn't even get done. I Elliott when you're a professional though they have other ways of encouraging urging you as well maybe maybe the pain inspired them right to actually ice baths. Yeah that's where I want to really know this but how did you give yourself herself how. What's the process down my friend bearing down not comfortable? Yeah bearing down and then intentionally doing it okay. Like even when I didn't have to go I'd go in there and just constrain manage. Was it worked. I got the Roy Split. Yeah and it's true. It does make you angry. Had once in my life it it is awfully awful. Paints not fun. It's awful pain. So did you enjoy the Oscars. I where did they seem long interesting. I thought they were long. But it flew by to me and we. We did not go to a party or anything this year. It was yet We were scattered in the wind. A little bit right and then We were home by the time it started. Just Oliver Daniela Myself. But we have very much enjoyed. It had some We eat. I didn't really have big lunch and we just had some snacks and stuff to enjoy it But at your point I guess they were long but I thought everything The the the the thing about award shows there's always going to be speeches and some of them are going to be boring and some of them are going to be too long and then some of them are GonNa be good. I valley there were slightly fewer standout speeches. But that's you can't fault the broadcast that when it comes to what they did to entertain us. I think I liked pretty much. I like to have a lot of what they did. Almost everything I liked the comedy bits. I thought Chris Rock consumer funny interesting. You didn't like them No I like the idea that they workshop that the night before at the comedy store concerns me. I mean here's the thing. All that I I only saw the opening to those those two parts the debts and the and the and I thought that I did not like that opening number either. I thought that was. I thought it was more exciting than than than past like she had more energy. Okay then yeah like crystal or somebody like that. What's funny is I thought it was good but I also has of us as it was happening?.

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White House Confirms Killing of Terrorist Leader in Yemen

BBC World Service

00:45 sec | 1 year ago

White House Confirms Killing of Terrorist Leader in Yemen

"President trump has confirmed that US forces have killed the leader of al Qaeda in the Arabian peninsula Qasim al Ramey in Yemen David Bamford reports at the end of January American media quoted US officials as saying they what confidence that's Qasim our Remy the leader of all kind on the Arabian peninsula have been killed in the hour by the area of Yemen his death has been reported then discounted several times before for five years he eluded capture despite several attempts by US special forces now president trump has issued a statement apparently confirming the killing he said our Rainey's death brings America closer to eliminating the threats that al Qaeda and other groups opposed to U. S. national

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"bamford" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

Jesse, Jordan, GO!

01:59 min | 1 year ago

"bamford" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"Of sleeping on the job. I went to high school with a guy who like right out of high school started working for Home Depot. And I think think like still works there. He's just like a home depot lifer at the one of those good jobs get benefits. They movie up and his thing of like why he liked working for Home Depot so much. I think they're good benefits. You know pretty good pay. But he'd devised a plan where you know how like there's a part of Home Depot. That's just like you know racks of lumber heated. A thing where he would remove remove most of the lumber but then put back. You know one or two pieces of front facing lumber and he said he would crawl inside go to sleep cover it up so that nobody we can see if he had like a blanket. Magazines wonderful he had like a nest in like no one and I don't know why I don't know. Maybe he knew where the popular lumber was like. Okay people are less likely to want this kind so I can make my lumber nest here anyway about that is yeah so in my case when I was just sending an email to Maria Bamford tasker to appear on the sound of young America when I was supposed to be working at the trust for public land. You know. It was America's waterways America's National Parks America's State Parks America's rail to trails projects. Jax that were suffering in that case. It's just frank depot right owner of deer. Yeah no there's no there's no there's no victim victim here no victim. I guess the people come. I guess if you've ever been to home depot it's gotta be like up there with like Home Depot. Oh in Kinko's I regard place where you are less. You are least likely to get anyone to help you nicely. My father in law is is Has worked at hardware stories his entire career..

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Ivory Coast issues arrest warrant for presidential candidate

BBC World Service

00:48 sec | 1 year ago

Ivory Coast issues arrest warrant for presidential candidate

"Ivory Coast has issued an arrest warrant for key on sorrow the former rebel leader and the likely strong candidates in next year's presidential election it was issue just as Mr Starr made stamps to return to the country after six months his David Bamford the arrest warrant which would have been approved by I I've because president Alassane Ouattara is reported the link to a charge that Mr sorry trying to destabilize the country Mr sorrow a former rebel leader assembly speaker and one time ally of Mr watcher retains the loyalty of many former rebel commanders who now hold senior positions in the army he flew from Paris on Monday in a private plane but at the last minute diverted the flight away from Ivory Coast and landed in neighboring Ghana his spokesman cited security

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El Salvador orders expulsion of Venezuelan diplomats

BBC World Service

00:47 sec | 1 year ago

El Salvador orders expulsion of Venezuelan diplomats

"The president of El Salvador ninety became has has announced the expulsion of old Venezuelan diplomats they've been given two days to leave David Bamford reports the Salvador needed said the expulsions were in line with his government's position to no longer recognized Nicolas Maduro as Venezuela's legitimate head of state he said al Salvador regarded the country's opposition leader one guy do as the interim president until correct as hold free elections the US ambassador to El Salvador welcomed the announcement saying that El Salvador was on the right side of history the move comes just a week after Washington announced it was extending by an extra year immigration protection for two hundred thousand Salvador nationalist living in the

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"bamford" Discussed on The Endless Honeymoon Podcast

The Endless Honeymoon Podcast

06:05 min | 1 year ago

"bamford" Discussed on The Endless Honeymoon Podcast

"HI DIANA Natasha's Aaron we're here with our friends Maria Bamford and Scott Cassidy tried totally so this I'm nervous right now that's all right we'll we'll guide you through this gently why don't you just start by telling us why you called y you called in the first place show the reason I called was the has lately me and my best friend have been having so much pressure on each other that my family keeps asking me why we're not together basically like why we're not a couple and it's honestly kind of like originating do you do guys have any romance connection or any link at all romantically each other none at all if anything we say more we clearly each other as brother and sister basically so you're feeling like your parents are putting undue pressure on you because you would make a good couple in there is because they know him him for almost about like seven years and they honestly never met any of the guys that I've actually been with so they feel like TV more compatible with me anybody else that I know that's interesting so wait so why haven't your family ever met any of the people you've actually in with because those relationships never really lasted that long Straw so either my partner of his flight to me in fact some stuff like that basically so I'm very gullible person and I tend to pick the wrong people but people me and they recognize him as a strong person that they all like so they're like oh it'd be perfect for you guys I mean the truth is he's a perfect friend for you and that's just what you need to tell them you're so happy he's in your life Dan you love him but it's not like that and there's someone else out there for you and you're not sure when it's going to happen but you're excited to meet them you know yeah if they wanNA hook you up with some hot available single well I tell my parents and said listen mom if you have a candle lit for my husband you know visit my mom had a candle little retirement yes well to make him come yeah oh she's a she's big crash and so I was like she was at home and eating him we're all I'll go out with anybody I went out with a snowmobile dealer in Duluth I I'm introduce me sport me about and I think that'd be good to say that to your mom to your to your sisters or your friends and just be like yeah put it out there and then they can start thinking yeah give them a job if that's or if you don't WanNa Park sometimes people you know if you don't aren't sure if you WanNa release now just tell Matt and then then they'll ask him about themselves everyone's will talk about themselves forever yeah I kind of I mean I love this advices I think it's hilarious to have your mom set you up with partners but I would actually maybe sounds to me like this is a good opportunity for you to set some boundaries with your mom and your family and say I don't really like discussing my love life with my family but you do maybe you do I think what this what this is probably tell me if I'm wrong here but you have you you're saying you've had a slightly unsuccessful relationship track which you know what I had an incredibly unsuccessful relationship and everybody here except for Natasha who had nothing but long-term romantic monogamous love enduring relationships and then I came along and I guess she was like you'll do Moshe has had so like there's hope on the horizon and you're worth isn't tied up and whether or not you have a partner anyway but part of what a noisy so much about it is like this feels like feels like a kind of an insecure place for you anyway then have your parents coming along and telling you they know the answer is that right rookie his his the everything time I've I've always talked to a guy with my mom mainly she's like why don't you pick somebody the touching rich or why don't you pick a Asian Asian Asian is she going crazy I guess that's a great idea is your mom Asian the this is a cool example of when people they are racist they become racist again they go so far into non racism is racist like you know I really want you with than Asian it feels like no this doesn't feel progressive anyway what race is your best friend we're both like taking American okay so you should that's what you should say he's not Asian every time she brings it up I want to marry him so badly but he's not Asia and my so I do kind of well we're we're in murky water here do you think that most people would agree that a mother Alan you that you need to date someone who's rich or a certain ethnicity like that's that's not fair or cool well and I know my mom when my mom tell me stuff like that like you needed to bury a doctor she would say or somebody rich it will kinda made me feel like I was incompetent like I couldn't take care of myself or that I plans were a bad idea because you gotta have somebody to take care of me which turned out to be not true at all I've I've done I did a very good job of taking care of myself and yeah earn far more than my father ever did by the way was actor I think I think that's a really interesting point that somebody in general getting that involved in your love life so your parent is essentially telling.

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                        2019 Kentucky Derby: Ranking every horse competing by their names

The KDKA Radio Morning News with Larry Richert and John Shumway

02:50 min | 1 year ago

2019 Kentucky Derby: Ranking every horse competing by their names

"Well, let's go back to the basics of horse racing in the great tradition. Of course, this is the the big gem of the triple crown to this is I mean, there's no bigger race that I know of in the world for people in America than the Kentucky Derby. So when you talk about how does this work. So you have how many horses are in the derby this year. They were at twenty horses into the most exciting to mention sports as you say, and it's one of the most wide open affairs in terms of no heavy favourite as it was last year with justify. Well, a lot of that having to do with Omaha beach being scratched the respiratory issue. Because everyone was believing that this was Omaha beaches race to lose and now Omaha beach is on the sidelines, which is very sad for the owners and the trainers who thought they had it. And and also they had been playing up a lot to World War Two veterans with Omaha beach. In fact, I've still been bringing in World War veterans visit the horse over in the backside of Churchill Downs in Louisville this week. So there was a lot of sentiment there behind Maho beach, but Omaha beaches out so who's the favorite now, actually favorite. The would be considered the number sixteen horse named game winner who is the two old champion west year and is trained by the same train as justify Bob Baffert. And fact, Mr. Bamford has three early. Morning favorites in game winner roadster and improbable all trained by Baffert or three favorites at this time. All right. Who's the long long on? So if you put it something down, you get a bigger payoff because the odds are so long. In the morning line to horses listed at fifty the one one being great magician and the other one being a horse. That's been racing in Japan. Jay name is master sensor. Would be the two longest shots at this time. Now does that play a role in the odds because he's been racing in Japan? And folks here just don't know anything about them. That. And the fact that itself the competition in Japan is not quite as competition that the horses have been racing here in the states. The Mark white. Why would somebody name a horse win win win? I mean is this horse is in the race tomorrow and fast break right next to game winner but win win win. You're just asking for it with that name. I guess it's better than naming lose. Well. Very very valid

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Did Queen Elizabeth Make a Subtle Comment About Brexit?

BBC World Service

01:19 min | 2 years ago

Did Queen Elizabeth Make a Subtle Comment About Brexit?

"That Wales could be an important habitat for the species Dr. Joanna Barker at the zoological society of London says nobody knows how many angel sharks? There are and what their distribution is insane. It is a very rare shot. So it used to be abundant across the eastern Mediterranean Sea. Over the last fifty two hundred years it's seen huge declines in its numbers. And that's why it listed as critically endangered across its range today. However in Wales, we are still seeing animals, we think that historically it could have been a breeding area for angel shot the angel sharks a top priority for conservation efforts as it's both endangered and on a distinct branch the tree of life like many other members of the shark family is being pushed towards extinction due to habitat loss pollution and accidental fishing catch Helen Briggs there. And now some of the day's other stories with David there were violent clashes in the Sudanese capital Khartoum on Thursday in what organizers say has been the biggest day yet of protests against President, Omar Al Bashir, Julian Bamford reports the organizers called on people to March on the presidential palace from all directions on Thursday, but the security forces were also on the streets and use Tig some

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NPR, President Trump and Google discussed on NPR News Now

NPR News Now

00:18 sec | 2 years ago

NPR, President Trump and Google discussed on NPR News Now

"Center says tropical storm. Ernesto is moving east in the Atlantic Ocean. It's expected to reach Ireland by Saturday. In the Pacific hurricane lane is moving west. It's expected to swing south of Hawaii early next week. Currently, it's top. Sustained winds are eighty miles per hour. New York

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Googlers petition for transparency, ethical review of censored Chinese search engine

BBC World Service

00:48 sec | 2 years ago

Googlers petition for transparency, ethical review of censored Chinese search engine

"Hundreds of Google employees have written to the company to protest against plans to launch a censored search engine in China this the project raised urgent moral and ethical questions. More from David Bamford Google quick China eight years ago in protest at the country's censorship laws and suspected. Government hacks but reports last month suggested the company has been secretively working on a new Chinese search, service referred to internally as Dragonfly the platform would reportedly block certain websites. And search terms, like human rights and religion but in a petition published by the New York. Times and signed by around a thousand employees the staff member said they needed to know what they're building because they may need to, make ethical choices about their. Work Google has, declined to

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U.S. appeals court orders EPA to ban pesticide said to harm children

The Jim Rome Show M

00:38 sec | 2 years ago

U.S. appeals court orders EPA to ban pesticide said to harm children

"States against. Ramping up sanctions. Further saying targeting states controlled banks which. Congress is considering would be a declaration of economic wool Through saying our American. Friends should understand that. If such a movies, made Russia would respond with economic means political means and other means. Although he didn't specify what, Russia denies any involvement deploys name Simon Owen Fox News video officials, in, Jones say the town's boil order lifted is putting your affect after. Department environmental quality said on Saturday discovered e. coli bacteria in the water supply. There in,

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Oklahoma teen who killed parents, siblings gets life in prison

Glenn Beck

00:34 sec | 2 years ago

Oklahoma teen who killed parents, siblings gets life in prison

"A sentence handed down at a familiar Aside case that shocked the state and the nation more from Katie okays Calvin right teenagers charged in the broken arrow murders now knows his sentence. On Thursday at Tulsa county. Judge sentenced nineteen year old Michael Bevan to five life sentences consecutively with the possibility of parole he was sixteen. When the murders happened in July of two thousand fifteen bever. And his older brother Robert killed their parents and three siblings. One sister survived Robert Bevere pleaded guilty last year in serving life. Without

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Alex Ferguson, ex-Manchester United manager, undergoes emergency surgery for brain hemorrhage

02:19 min | 2 years ago

Alex Ferguson, ex-Manchester United manager, undergoes emergency surgery for brain hemorrhage

"The attacks on november thirteenth five years ago this report from david bamford the french foreign ministry said it disapproved of president trump's sessions and called for the victims memory to be respected francois alone who was the french president at the time of the attacks said mr trump's remarks was shameful emmanuel false who was his prime minister called them indecent and incompetent speaking to the american gun lobby on friday mr trump used hand gestures to mimic the gunmen shooting their victims he said the men who killed dozens of people in a paris concert hall that night would have fled or been shot if just one employee had a gun world news from the bbc pakistani officials say at least eighteen workers have been killed in a gas explosion and mudslide at two coal mines in the province of baluchistan eleven bodies have been retrieved following the explosion at a pit in the malwa area about forty kilometers from the regional capital quieter two more workers were killed and five others were injured in the landslide as another mine nearby officials in malaysia say they've intercepted a ship carrying about one hundred and thirty two line can men women and children they were believed to be heading for australia and new zealand sixteen people have been arrested suspected of involvement in an international people trafficking network the former manchester united manager alex ferguson is in intensive care after undergoing emergency surgery for a brain hemorrhage he had the procedure on saturday some of the biggest names in sports including david beckham imo farah has sent messages of support for him and his family the seventy six year old retired from the united five years ago david rudenstine is outside the club's old trafford stadium this is a man who is respected across the football community the football community coming together and also the likes of mo farrer and sports stars from the nba basketball in the united states and beyond this is news that really has rocked the world i think it's no exaggeration to say and the thoughts are with sir alex ferguson as he continues to recover the american television comedy show saturday night live has focused a comedy sketch in which.

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