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Saved from Gods Wrath
"God's anger doesn't occur nearly as often as readers of the moment. Might, think it occurs less often in the Bible and when it does occur, it's surprising. So God's anger appears first in the Bible with Moses in a conversation that he's having about how he wants Moses Represent Him and Moses refuses five times over. That's the first time goes angry. So that, itself is beginning a pattern that God's anger in the Old Testament is most consistently expressed towards the people that he's calling to represent him and the famous stories like the flood or Sodom and Gomorrah. They are acts of God's Justice Against Evil in neither, one of those stories has got angry in the flood God is overcome with grief and sorrow. So as the story line of the Bible Develops God invest in one particular group of people to be his representatives to the world, and they are the ones with whom God gets most angry most often in the story line of the Bible just like how we tend to get the most angry and frustrated with the people that we are most invested in relational. If you search a concordance new search out all the time God gets angry at Israel. You'll find a few dozen stories and you'll find a pretty consistent response. How does God expresses anger and its most consistently demonstrated with the phrase and God handed them over who gave them over into the hands of their enemies. So God hands Israel over to the consequences that are destructive and ruinous, but it's the choices that they made that got them. There Motza, says it's got hiding his face. And the Prophets as they Jeremiah Zeki Oil, they developed the big way and the bad guys that Israel's handed over to because of their faithlessness to the Covenant is a Syria and Babylon. Syria we didn't talk about this Isaiah calls a Syria the the Rod of God's anger. Does if Syria is the instrument of God's anchor, which is to hand Israel over to their bad decisions. So when Jesus enters the scene, he sees himself in the role of another one of these profits but also as the Covenant, God, of Israel, himself pursuing his people again. Warning them that if they don't accept his way of being Israel among the nations that they are going to yet again, be subject to God's anger, which will be to be handed over to the power of from. Jesus warned that this would happen and when he wrote in to Jerusalem for Passover, he intentionally provoked the rulers of Jerusalem challenging their authority claiming that he was Israel's trump thority and when he began to talk about what he thought was going to happen it becomes clear that he knew that he was going to die. In fact, he went to Jerusalem specifically to poke the bear. To provoke the leaders to a showdown knowing that they would kill him but it's not a tragedy. Jesus is in Jesus, is he is and uses this phrase multiple times in that. Passover week that he's going to drink the Cup of God's anger, which is a key prophetic prophetic image for being Israel being handed over to pagan oppressors to foreign foreign armies say that against him he's going to drink. The. Cup of God's anger. Yes. Which is a very particular testament metaphor for Israel being overwhelmed and conquered by foreign armies and pegeen oppressors. So the put a fine point on it when Jesus uses that phrase you think he specifically thinking about the fact that he's going to be killed by Roman oppressors. Yeah and the and the corrupt leaders of Israel that are in league with them Yes I think that if you just study the scriptural hyperlink, the Jesus making their I, think it's but unavoidably to the conclusion, and that's precisely what he goes to Jerusalem to do, and that's why he stages his protest in the temple courts in full view of the leaders of the temple. But also in view of the Roman governor because the Roman governor had vested interest in keeping the peace in the temple courts. So Jesus is trial the moment of these two Jesus standing on trial an innocent. Jesus son of God and then guilty. Jesus boss, who's The a rebel against Rome and the innocent Jesus who was trying to tell Israel to love their Roman enemies, and then the guilty Jesus who tried to kill the Roman enemies go free and Jesus intentionally goes to his death on behalf of his guilty people and this is what he meant by drinking the Cup of God's anger the anger there is simultaneously the the wrath of Rome and the the wrath of Israel's leaders. Another important strand in here is Jesus as understanding of his death and confrontation as being a cosmic confrontation with. Demonic spiritual powers that have hijacked the kingdoms of this world to be instruments of injustice as opposed to justice, and he believes that he's confronting the powers of
Jesus - the one who would drink the cup of God’s wrath
"So. All of this has huge implications for how we should talk and think about how Jesus understood his death. What did Jesus think his death meant how did he talk about it and how does it fit into this will conversation. So remember the meaning of the Cup of God's anger in in the prophets there's an important story in Matthew. Chapter. Twenty. Where two of his disciples their mom comes up to him to Jesus and asks if two of her sons can be Jesus as like special special princes when he becomes the King of Israel helicopter parents. Just, be a good mom. So. Wealth is great. So. Will you know command in your kingdom that my Tucson's will sit on your right and left Jesus answers. Sorry you just simply don't know what you're asking for. Are you able to drink the cup that I am about to drink and the two men said to him? Oh yes we're able and he said to them you know you actually will drink my cup but to sit on my right hand or left sorry, that's not my authority give but to be on my right and my left that is for those whom it has been prepared by my father this is a little hint forward to criminals. Jesus. Yes. But to Jesus thrown in other words when comes in his kingdom, he will have one on his right and one on his left and when in the Gospels is that moment happen? Why did it all the Gospel Authors? Tell us that he had one on his right and one on his left when he was Chris when he's crucified yes. That's right which is a type of upside down and thrown. Yeah. That's right. So already here he's hinting that the cup refers to his coming execution. And many of his disciples will actually lay down their lives for their witness to Jesus I. think that's what it means. You will drink my cup, but his point is that the way I'm going to become king over Israel over the nation's is by drinking the cup and there's only one place. Where that Jesus getting that image from. But the the passages we looked at in a previous episode, which is Isaiah Fifty one Jeremiah twenty-five in Psalm seventy five with three main cup of passages of Gaza. If they were familiar with the Hebrew. Bible would they know exactly what he was saying here? Are you able to what they have understood that? Well, yeah. In the moment in the actual moment of the conversation. Yeah. I don't know Jesus was a ridler he spoke in scriptural language and the riddles all the time the Gospel authors want the reader to pick it up because Jesus is going to use the image again in a couple of chapters. So what is he saying what did authors want us to pick up? Are you able to? Remind me again about drinking the Cup yet drinking the cup is what Jeremiah says will happen to Jerusalem when it surrounded by Babylonian armies because they're king broke a treaty with Babylon and they've been unfaithful to God. So drinking the cup, is another way of saying God handing you over to the consequences of your decisions, which ultimately it seems like our death throughout the biblical story line, not not as in the consequences. Of Sin are death in the trite way we think about it. But in the story line being handed over is kind of simultaneous with and specifically being handed over to be conquered by pagan armies. What would it mean then for Jesus to drink the of? That's exactly right. You gotTa keep on Reading You gotTa let the story. Tell you what she's means because he brings it up again in the garden Africa semi. Well, actually skipping his story at Passover. Right at the last supper when he brings out the cup and he says, This Cup is the new covenant in my blood. So he gives them a cup to drink and they're the this cup imagery is really rich. He's borrowing imagery from Covenant Making Ceremonies and the Old Testament likening his blood, the blood of the animals that would be offered up to God in the making. Of Covenant. Then after that, he goes out to the Garden of Disseminating Matthew Twenty six and in the in the garden, what he's praying is this it's in Verse Thirty Nine in Matthew Twenty. Six He says three times Matthew says, Jesus, prayed my father it's possible May. This Cup be taken from me but not my desire, but your desire be done so Jesus keeps talking about. His coming death as drinking the Cup on behalf of his people. That's his conception of death and drinking the cup in say Isaiah fifty one is image of experiencing the consequences of God turning his face Yup and those consequences are God allowing foreign armies to overtake his Covenant People. That's the concrete expression that it takes in history and so Jesus is using this phrase. We know it's intense. We know he's excited about it. Yeah. So Jesus is going to experience. God turning his face away. Jesus knows that if Israel turns away from his message that they're going to be destroyed. He's been making that crystal clear all throughout his warnings of Judgment. He intentionally goes to Jerusalem for Passover during the feast week when they celebrate their liberation from a pagan oppressor Egypt. And he intentionally goes there and he poked the bear, it doesn't just poke the bear. He likes stabs the bear jabs at for a week. You're. Provoking, the temple leaders, the city leaders I you know he's intentionally creating problem and he keeps saying throughout this week, I'm going to drink the cup. I'm coming here to drink the cup. So Jesus is going to put himself in the place of faithless covenant, breaking Israel and experienced defeat at the hands of pegging armies on their behalf. If, you just think through with all these images mean to drink. The Cup means to be conquered by PAGANO, presser job because of covenant violation Israel here specifically Jerusalem the warning is given. That Rome is going to burn it down and takeover death destruction and. What Jesus is predicting that's going to happen is he's going to experience that he's going to experience what it's like to be. destroyed. By the Roman oppressor. That's right. He's GonNa Drink That Cup
"babylon" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"Fun be a subscriber you subscribe to. If you go to Babylon beat dot com slash plans partying the fund that we have throw some money at your screen and you too can send us contests a whole secret society we have going on. Yeah it's very secret. It's elite it's mostly just people commenting I on the article drew you could compete to one of the most elite. If you're first done a Babylon. Okay. So we had we had our subscribers, go to their kids and kind of explain like here's what the batmobiles. It's a news headline Gimme a funny headline and this is what they sent us through them and we can riff on them if we want. Kids Drawn Dad's arms with marker, and it doesn't wash off and now here's marker on his arms. and his armpit smell bad. I love the punch the. Punch at the end of the year when and where it's going this kid is writing it and he's like he's crumpling up the paper. That's not right. Armpits I liked it. They submitted drawing with or a photo I. Did that Oh nice work. Thank you. dust storm causes cow turn into pillar of salt. got. Some kind of biblical. He'd probably learned about it and I wonder how they teach them in school I'm curious to know. That would make the news. Little brother eating legos makes the number of legos go down. He's learning math. There are now three legos whereas there were eighty seven before. Someone's afraid of elephants me their pink elephants. That's. Three years old come on old. That's pretty good for bad. All right four year old said this. The Panda Bear. Wake you up and then the people. Day. Anytime talk about death it's the best. That's why ex-cop was great. Four year old. People but stink but pork butts smells good. There's a kernel there that sounds a kernel of an idea. What does he mean pork but because everything you can buy at the store you get pork, but it's like a like food. Yeah. He's probably sitting there eating. Omega Minute. Wow. Good job for your old a sensed. We'll be watching his career with great interest. I imagine Let's sound racist sounds like the kids Menia. Jones. My I can't I'm sorry. It's the wording it's like broken English, a little bit. But he's for pork.
Illegal Raves Fill 'Cultural Void' in Britain Amidst Coronavirus
"The night time economy has been hit hard by the pandemic nightclubs have been forced to close putting deejays and promoters out of. There that just because the clubs are closed, doesn't mean the party's destroyed. In Britain legal raves are enjoying something of a revival. Frankly right throughout Britain for the economist, the met police has recorded more than thousand raves in the last few months and many people are saying this is kind of a throwback to the late eighty s and early ninety s back. Then illegal acid house parties started happening all over the country. What are these raves actually like the traditional stereotype, his house techno music taking place in an abandoned warehouse or something things are a bit different. Now over the summer at least they've tended to happen in big outdoor spaces, kind of in the middle of nowhere, and the kind of music really varies depending on the event to so now do still play House and techno, but also are and be drum and bass a few weeks ago. There was a big rave in a tiny Welsh village called Babylon three and a half thousand people turned up but it's really all because of the closure of nightclubs. Choose to the pandemic lockdown as revive that spirit of acid house and really hard and Ravers who have nowhere else to go have turned to illegal parties again, and he's the revival of raving entirely result of the pandemic largely. But even before the pandemic rates for making a bit of a comeback covid of accelerated that trend, the revival was a result of expensive rents in big cities, which made it harder for nightclubs on cheap nights and also precarious operating licenses to big venues of how to pass that cost onto clubbers entry to print works, which is a big factory turned club in southeast London. Forty pounds just for a night and drugs and much less tolerated to oversee an illegal rave while they're much cheaper because have to deal with licensing and venue costs, and also there are no rules because it's illegal he can do whatever you like these ours you say illegal raves. So how the authorities cracking down on them authorities are having a really hard time trying to stop them because they will happening at such a low level. It wasn't too much for problem of there being A. Resurgence. Now, the approach, the the police and the government seems to be taking is deterrent in recent weeks new finds of being introduced by the government of up to ten thousand pounds for the organizers of these parties. But the big fines aren't having that much of an effect because it's very difficult to work out who's organizing them in the first place and that's because they're so secretive locations are often kept quiet until the last minute and even then details only shared with a ten dis. Through. Private channels like what's happened instagram messages, which is actually quite similar to the nineteen eighty s and ninety s when people would have to phone number from a phone box to find out where a policy was happening all the legal alternatives for UK Ravens than there aren't really at the moment. So in recent weeks, some music events have started up again but much more tame that kind of socially distance concerts happening in traditional venues, some promoters have tried to organize legal socially distance raves. I spoke to one organizer who said he put on the first, which is very early lockdown. He had seven hundred and fifty people applies account but could only let in forty people even then the police still turned up and try to shut it down until it was explained that it was going on legally this week actually new restrictions which limit social gatherings are the indoor or outdoors to six people have come in making it even more difficult to organize one of these events safely and legally. Six people doesn't sound like much of a rave. Is there a safe way to do this independent nick? Honestly not really it's obviously very hard socially distant set arrive. There have been the helping of criticism within the music industry of so-called Plague Raves in countries where venues have reopened as they haven't in Britain yet nightclubs have been criticized on any kind of events at all contributing to spikes in resurgences in the virus. One case of this is in south, Korea which did. Very well, it containing the virus. But when things thought reopened a number of cases with trace back to to some nightclubs in Seoul and that led to a huge amount of criticism within the press and in society as well. Just dougherty runs legal acid house parties in London, and he's one of the many deejays who calling people out for throwing playgroups
Car cut in half during West Babylon, New York, crash
"Shoes. So long Island caps a A car was cut in half following a crash in West Babylon overnight, it happened On a westbound service road on Sunrise Highway. The trunk of the car was left in the middle of the road after police say the driver crashed into and snapped a utility pole. Now the driver and anyone else in the car reportedly fled the scene before officials could arrive. There's no word on any injuries and police
How Does Your Garden Grow, with Nooks and Crannies
"Wants neglected plot on their recently inherited estate. The Duchess of Northumberland undertook to make special garden inspired by a trip to the MEDICI estates in Italy. The Duchess wanted to make a garden that was both beautiful and educational. The carefully tended plot features things like a trope. Abell Donna to tour common moral monkshood white. Hello Bore Blue Ensign, flowers and narcissus. It's called the annick poison garden. Because like the sign at the front gate, says do not touch any of these plants. These plants can kill you. My Name's Moxy and this is your brain on facts. We hardly need to say that mankind has been growing food for a longtime. The earliest domesticated plants and horticulture that we have evidence of thus far date to nine thousand B C e in the teen corridor the that runs from the Dead Sea to the Damascus basin. The people there planted grains legumes using sticks to dig in the dirt. The first written reference to gardening dates back soumare in lower Mesopotamia. King Gilgamesh mentioned that his city or ACC was one third gardens. Though. He probably meant orchards as much as anything else. From Egypt. We have paintings and models gardeners at work, and you can still see the remains of the Temple Gardens at Karnak. Or you can head over to Iran to see the layout and information channels of garden that was created twenty five hundred years ago. For the oldest garden we can find in Europe had over to Greece. Were Gardens both practical and ornamental were being put in by seven thousand vce two thousand years before the Egyptians. The creation of a new science botany, the study of plants meant that gardens became a place of learning even in the ancient world gardens could be an aesthetic choice as well as a practical one. Evidence suggests that the idea originated in Persia with Darius the great and his Paradise Garden beginning a tradition of walled in garden spaces. Lavish Villa Gardens in the Roman Empire Spread East China and Japan where Aristocratic Gardens featured miniaturized and simulated landscapes, like rock, gardens and waterfalls. Natural symbolized power and religious thought. Zen Gardens appeared and emphasized the concept of using the garden for reflection to increase. Want Wisdom. The most famous garden in the ancient world is undoubtedly the hanging gardens of Babylon. According to Legend in the sixth century BC. King Nebuchadnezzar a name that is never not fun to say. Bill to the gardens for his wife, a modest to ensure that she didn't become homesick for her birthplace of Medina near the Caspian Sea. But we don't get details of the garden from Nebuchadnezzar himself. Which is odd considering that he recorded his many other accomplishments in cuneiform, but there's no mention of the gardens. Several, ancient Roman and Greek writers wrote about the garden though. Some scholars argue that the gardens were actually built by an Assyrian Queen or the King of Niniveh. We don't know for sure because despite the gardens being one of the seven wonders of the world. We can't find it to study it. It's believed to have been destroyed by an earthquake in the first century C E. So why were they called? The hanging gardens were the garden beds suspended. was everything planted in hanging baskets? Bonus fact, the largest hanging basket planter in the world is on the side of the hotel. Indigo in the Paddington Section of London. It measures ten by twenty feet or three by six meters and weighs upwards of half a tonne. Now the hanging gardens didn't really hang so much as they over Hong or draped and their defense, the draping garden doesn't sound nearly as appealing. Accepting the premise that some royal or another wanted to build a royalty grand garden in the desert, it was going to take careful planning and serious engineering to pull that off. The structure was a cigarette or a stepped pyramid with walls between twenty and seventy five feet high, depending on which ancient account you're reading. So picture a walled city in the desert. Rising in the center of it alongside the Palace
Is it Selfish to Pay Yourself First? by Joel of 5AM Joel
"Am Joel Dot Com. When you hear, pay yourself first. What do you think of? It sounds like something. A rich and greedy person would say. Let's break it down. Pay Equals something money related yourself. I equals something selfish, the complete opposite of what our parents taught us. Okay now let's see what happens. If we include the words in a full sentence. Pay Yourself First, so you can help more people later. Pay Yourself first a little bit, and then pay others allot. Your family will never starve if you pay yourself first. Giving becomes easier when you pay yourself first. doesn't sound so selfish anymore. Maybe the people preaching this are onto something. You may be familiar with to pay yourself first rule for saving money and growing wealth I. I read it in the old book. The richest man in Babylon the book tells a story that makes you rethink your priorities when distributing your hard earned money, most people out there are living on a tight budget. They have their income minus all their expenses and afterward they WANNA save every cent possible with what's left over the problem. Problem is what's leftover. What's left over might be a decent amount, or it might be a little amount, but most of the time it's not very much or nothing at all. Saving might be a priority for people, but for some reason it's usually the very last category to get paid. If saving money is a true priority, you need to treat it as such I drew a quick illustration in this post showing the difference. You may have noticed the pay yourself. First method involves both pre tax and post tax savings. We can chat another time about avoiding Uncle Sam. Paying yourself first insurance. You never skip out on your savings. No matter your income, no matter your age, no matter your debts or loans in life paying yourself first out of every paycheck means you are consistently growing wealth. Time. Pay Yourself first is not always a money related saying is, isn't time supposed to be our most precious asset just like money? Most people have good intentions of saving their time. We constantly learn to be more efficient and create shortcuts wherever possible to gain more free time, but again most people have the what's leftover mentality with their time. Although personal time might sit at priority number one in their brain, it's the lowest paid category each day just by shifting the clock and moving priorities around the person who follows the pay yourself first method. He's never missing out on personal time. The always have spare time. Do you know anyone like this? I know you're probably sick of hearing. My five am stories. You might even argue that you're most productive. Hours are between nine and eleven pm each night. If that's honestly true for you, I'm jealous of your gift. giving. So far, we've covered making sure that you're always paying enough time and money to yourself, and it may still sound a bit too selfish. What about giving to others? It's a common belief that rich people are greedy, and that people with too much time or lazy, but life is taught me the opposite, and so I've developed a theory. When you're in abundance, you usually share more when my wife and I I moved to Los Angeles. We lived on the outskirts of a very fancy
High-ranking Philadelphia district attorney staffer charged with child endangerment
"Philadelphia police charged a high ranking member of the district attorney's office with child endangerment their city hall bureau chief K. Y. W. Pat Loeb with the story according to the police reporting a Basil left her four year old daughter asleep in her car while she took a walk with her six year old on the Wissahickon creek trail Beslan's attorney Jamie fine says the allegation does not reflect the kind caring and loving mother she is we are confident he says in a statement that when all the facts are revealed her true nature will be vindicated he says she spent her life and career caring for and protecting people the case has been referred to the attorney general's office because of Babylon's role as policy adviser for DA Larry Krasner Krasner's office had no comment Basil on is the second member of Krasner's inner circle to be charged criminally in January mo vida Johnson Harrell pleaded guilty to stealing from the nonprofit while she was head of the DA's victim
Pizza Delivery Driver Killed In Head-On Crash In West Babylon, New York
"A pizza delivery man killed in a head on crash in west babble on Wednesday afternoon Suffolk County police say the driver of a jeep cross the double yellow line hitting an oncoming vehicle head on killed was Carlos mora forty nine years old of Babylon the jeep's driver twenty eight year old Michelle court Amano is charged with driving with a suspended
"babylon" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"VERY UPSET OF AREA. Upset so mom. Would you like to read towards your kids? What's the protocol we'll believe keyword? You're dumb donkey article about trump just confirms what a bunch of Babylon Baptists Butt heads. You really are hiding behind a computer like the LIMP wristed spineless Jellyfish Morons. You certainly are. How many words for the person that wrote this to your son? Ouch I love the just the alliteration of it sounds like Daffy Duck. What a bunch of Babylon backed up by ADS. I've never heard my mom's say but it's before so that was hesitate where she said. I did say but once when he was a kid and And when brought home from hockey there was a note signed by on all the children. Saying Your Dad Mom said but assigned by so okay. I witnessed it. Well you were telling us before that you saw comment on the Babylon that said whoever wrote this has issues with their mother or something. Yeah yeah they're trying to work out what they didn't get emotionally from their mother when they were young can cayo? Who wrote it so hard on people. Who Love You guys? You're not supposed to read. The common number aren't people. I really worry about though that they go as personal as possible onto a stranger on a comment on twitter. Like you got problems. They have to go that deep like they were trying to cut as deep as they can in some strange personally. The remittances serious strange. Yeah people they need help. You need help so we did it. We did our first filmed episode. Is it yeah taking? I was trying to picture what limp-wristed spineless.
"babylon" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"A girl? People daughter going to stay in the car during this car wash. We got that question really. Well Yeah I can just remember the grungy shorts and the big black boots with crummy old teacher. I my own yet. Combat Bible verses on the my drew pictures severed heads and things like that. He was into the the the High School newspaper drawing cartoons and got in trouble for a couple of those of those they were all about. What was that that you were the severed heads in our Asian things. I made a whole series of jokes about animals with who just all these jokes where like. A dog is catching frisbee. Making his head. Come off for like a cat is scratching drapes but its arms are still stuck in the drapes and the cats on the ground like oh mom show off so this was a prelude to your biblical nest in has there were severed heads in the Bible and the Bible I pursue. Yeah he uses these skills to this day to draw severed things on the Babylon be. So that's right. Do we still have any of these comics. Diane or have a book of them. I think I haven't my site. Maybe you're all give you sign up for my patriotic. We'll get a you get one of them like a digital. We added a bunch of those. Yeah yeah a couple of different bands started bands and they played here. I'm up at least once a month because I lived in the garage..
"babylon" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"Or finally there's a very real danger of having at least three new news boys albums released in the next five years. Which was real was really made? Are you laughing this is I totally forgot? All of them number three what I put in my head because it had a lot of words in it sounded like scientists would isn't to win to win. Great can be funny about any other. You're correct. That is correct the entire world will be in a state of the year two thousand the entire OB and famine. This is a little Balderdash balderdash sheep. You play that game though. We should play the more game. Even I'm so bad at Giggle when you make up definitions for words and you have to guess which ones still fun you said. Peter Gunter Professor at North Texas State University. In one thousand nine hundred seventy issue of living there said Demographers Agree. Almost unanimously on the following grim. Timetable nineteen seventy-five widespread famines beginning India. These will spread by nineteen ninety hundred include all of India Pakistan China the Near East Africa. But your two thousand or conceivably sooner south and Central America will exist under complete famine conditions. Did Not happen no all right here. We go heath unready final for the finale. Earth has one moon after approximately six thousand years since the date of creation. Yes so after six hundred thousand years or will have approximately one hundred minutes that makes sense moons. Yeah the reproduce between nineteen seventy and nineteen ninety five mass extinction like what happened to the dinosaurs will happen. Thanks to environmental policies. Okay scientists now believe we are at risk of having over five thousand two hundred sixty seven Tyler Perry movies by the year twenty thirty Climate change will 'cause everybody's hair to burst into flames by two thousand seven but even sooner they use quiet..
"babylon" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"To their. Suddenly become very introspective. Now that they believe emory accusations doll. And you know it's really hard to. It's hard to come to a conclusion on this. Now the suddenly becoming very nuanced about it fits. It's fine now. You know we guy the last story. I usually don't go back to a story. We missed that these police cars. Because some of the Babylon as we are. We're prophetic so just want to mention that. The yacht story while the created a few days later police went out and shape to their cars into the word. Hope at least house arresting mothers that are taking their children to play inside people and hope they still hope. We need a prophecy. Fulfilled soundbite in graphic obviously fulfilled checkmark chair back to the Biden accusations. Do you I. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if someone told the truth. Maybe I'm idealistic. I'm sure but what if he just said? This happened. The Hallway and It's probably not. It's not the only thing I ever did to anyone. And I've changed generals the weird thing about cavenaugh even if he had done what they say he had done like. They're so young so long ago and like I was rape. I'm in with Rape Women with with Biden. It's rape too. That's the thing it's not like in high school right there really young. I don't know if it matters. I can't I'm not saying it's but I'm just saying it was. I don't remember there.
"babylon" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"Did. I really curious but Yeah who knows? And if he hadn't everyone come on her show totally. Have you on our show canceled? Get canceled while trying to find the tweet now. I couldn't get all right all right. Move onto our next door next story at a preliminary hearing to establish evidence in the sexual assault allegations against Joe Biden. A federal judge dismissed all charges after the revelation that he was not a democrat. That's good for him. Yeah Sometimes there's like you need like a lot of evidence and then there's somebody who's been fish and then all other times you don't need a lot of 'cause we did this that he was not a Republican. Did I say wrong? He is a Democrat. I'm GONNA take that. I might have taken the joke. Not Work at all. That was like crickets headline not this or not. Yeah I think about it for a long time. Does that make sense? Because I can't think through. The negative is a Democrat is a Democrat. Got It yeah. Anyway you guys get the joke. You GotTa think some of these people that have been put behind bars for this kind of stuff like Weinstein Epstein. They probably realized too late. If I told the judge they just got up there and said woman. I'm a Democrat. Oh I'm sorry for office as a Democrat so I'm sorry Sir right this way. And they would just free right on the spot. So it's a bummer. That they did. Yeah I mean it's so like to watch what happened with cavenaugh that was definitely very opening and then to see this like it's just the exposition's it's so like in your face that This.
"babylon" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"If we talked about it. I interviewed Dan Crenshaw Eye Patch Guy Crenshaw. Was schooling him hard on everything and if they were in the studio he could have like if crenshaw made a good point he just do his little thing it does is like killing non. We're on video thing. Yeah yeah he's Nydia seals can't do now he just goes like this and like there's nobody crooked and still dropping and he's like truth on him he's calling in the made. Can you come get me my seals. So here's some people thought it was real. Yeah there's some real tweets one person tweeted. No we are not in this together there in on with WHO giving their millions to it instead of helping all poor and homeless. La and they were responding to a tweet. That's don't forget the celebrities they got together to share this inspiring message with their yachts and then thankfully another China and said this is a photoshop. Pick from the Babylon parody. Website ruined all the fun. The guy goes in all caps completely out of touch and then someone replied to that if we always in this together then we all would have yachts and fake. Lives like they do and then one of my favorites. This woman says they are clueless. Saying right now that we're all in the same storm but we're not all in the same boat but we really we really are not all in the same boat because some people's both their way bigger than other people have servants on their boat Do you want to read one of these The thought it was real. You see that one from Mel there. I don't see one from now know we're GONNA win. Deplorable no I think it's meant to be an insult. They mean we as in the the elite minority are in on the scam. That's just how I think I'm just saying that's just how I think is in there. A percentage of people that just don't do not get satire. It's a inherited trait thing to forty percent. Just do not understand this when this person has got some of those conspiracy theories going on here and then they feel like this article validates them soon. Army anyone to funny can't wait till these lively nuts distribute their wealth demonstration their commitment to a call for such stars almost blinds me with their brilliance. What's not to love? Just ignore the minor detail. Cannibalism and adrenal chrome. Look at those lovely yacht sentiment touching. So this guy goes or it's a woman goes straight to cannibalism and adrenal chrome. You heard this series conspiracy theories the conspiracy consider the conspiracy that these celebrities they harvest fetuses or babies to suck out some chemical from their brains to create adrenal chrome which is a drug that they all feast on in makes them. Mike Golic superhuman so they can be super famous. There's real people believe this. My my wife has friends Friend that's like a. It's really the people talking about this. We're probably never.
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"It's good now. Yeah list has been stuff. That's good this news is weird real stories that actually. Um You wanna read the first one first headline their underwear news. Police in India revealed device to detain corona virus lockdown. Violators without contact. Yesterday police have these giant a giant. Tong type that have giant. Tong grabber grammar. Oh Man Yeah So. We'll have a picture up on their. Ed disappeared for me. But they had these giant like tongues that they use to grab people knew around without being six feet. Are these stories you actually did or these are actual things actual no these are like. This is a real new. Oh yeah this is not Babylon be Can KENTUCKY GOVERNOR APOLOGIZES TO TO POX? A core for unemployment. Mix Up so this governor. He basically been saying that. There's been all these employment check mix up so we're sending checks to people that are all these aren't really dead but it turns out there actually is a guy named to pox occur in his Where he lives in the guy was upset is okay. I'm real so funny to me. That two Bokor or he's like Louis this check was made at the two-pack secure. He said we had somebody apply for an employment for to secure here in Kentucky and then later the.
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"That long well we got an email where somebody said they were mad about an article that said Bernie Sanders praises China for a radical poverty By killing all the poor people and they were upset that we didn't give any reference to where Bernie Sanders said these things he did say he killed he killed people. Yeah uh-huh and then it's this person says if Bernie Sanders said these things then. He must be very stupid because no vote for him. Or you don't mind submitting articles that lie and and so then water so then our support staff replies and says we are satire and then they give us the about out links and the satire links lease so this is a joke and then we got this very long response back so basically she. She says that her mom was very her. Mom is a Christian and was very upset because she heard that Bernie Sanders said these things and then this is her doing what the wives to read this. read the read the email in her voice. The let's read. Let's now let's read from the. I can hardly wait. So this is her mom believes her. Mom believes that this is true and then she finds out his false and this is her response. So who wants to start I can. I can hardly wait to give her the good news in the morning. The Babbel B. A. Satirical Christian site which means you can pretty much anything going into quotes or any candidate running and the poor elderly or gullible people. That don't actually understand that. This site is just joking around in quotes. Get get to be horrified into voting for whomever you deem quote Unquote Christian worthy. This is GonNa rock my mom's Christian world I don't remember Jesus ever having a satirical moment. Oh except for me. That time in the temple with the money changers. Yeah Hey he was almost human angry. Maybe that's what you guys need too bad too. You Bad Godson isn't available to slap y'all around bit it's like you made a deal with the devil. Satire gives you the license to lie. Oh Oh we were just joking around hilarious try truth. It's even funnier than satire if you can see it from Loftier and more allowing perspective you've been battling you're not helping. Anyone is brilliant dramatic reading. I want to read Oliver. Hate me for on FS EH Andrea. My she'll sit there and read like Yo previews to me in her like her voice in one night one time she looked up Twin flames the whole concept of twin flames and all these people like talking about it then she was reading it and this is very entertaining. Amazon reviews to which is great eight. Amazon Review Readings eighty-one our spare time. Well if you want to just read. Some more Amazon reviews subscriber. We're going to move onto our subscriber portion where we have some fun stuff. We are playing the dating game where we have to answer things about our spouses. And we're going to give you our ultimate advice marriage and parenting advice that we've learned and maybe a couple crops truth and I said maybe cover a couple more BS stories. But I'm not sure if that's going to happen or not so because we talk a lot so it's all right everybody. Thanks for listening in the wives. Say Goodbye to the freeloaders goodbye. freeloaders subscribe goodbye. Goodbye or family needs money. If you want my wife to be able to afford fancy dresses and shoes and stuff steph and Komo essential oils destiny sense when you guys want to advertise your limit before we go to the desert rousselot it come to San Antonio Hospital and get a heart catheterization. You're not going to get this right..
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"GotTa Watch. No no no no take this point. There's got to have AIDS by now. He has to have staffers. I how about that. Is that a disease. Have staffers around him. That are going like staphylococcus going like you you know. Hey Joe cool it with the girls at the you know you got to have people that are like just be real careful you know I know I know you're your friendly guy and you like to you know. Put Your hands on girls shoulders or you know you just like you know you got that personal affection or whatever that's fine but just watch it you know but no. He's just it just barrels right through and they're like you know he's reached that point of being an old man where he just doesn't care what I'm GonNa do. I think George Bush senior here he had that thing he said to the lady meant it was I think. He said he was doctor. Doctor I I can't remember I lost it. Just don't turn next story in. Forget that I. It didn't end that sentence. You WanNa read one dear. You must be speak story. Three women advertising five different. MLM's on back of minivan must be extremely rich comma a successful Siri Reading Kama successful the essence of the the headline yes. I'm reading it on the PODCAST and rich antics. Because it's like the head so I actually saw a woman exactly like this and I've photoshop the van to be exactly what I saw I. There was a woman driving. Had like cincy young living herbalife all that. I'm just like Geez. Like how many of these can you possibly do. And how you keep up with all of them we got a lot of. MLM's and our families who had to be carefully say publicly Yeah do you guys like him. What do you think about? MLM's do you like it. Hard heading question. Yeah there my my sister and my best friend and my mom are big. MLM or so. I don't think you can. You can just go off. There's they go off load. They are they rich. Say they work a lot of hours. Do you have any thoughts on. MLM's just you know the the pyramid. You know what I don't need 'em slain it. Can I man spleen into you. Tie personally wouldn't Do in Milan. But I do like some of the things things that they sell. I like some of the products and the Tara things yes see see is i. I agree see I do so I you. To as a lot of essential oils mu two in fact some of the essential oil pictures that are in the Babylon be stuff that kyle buried in the ground. But I don't really we have the energy to go out there and do something like that but I do enjoy things article oils found or something she wakes up and she's like she'd text me at work and she's like why does my essential oils case. Have all this BERTA. I had to bury it King. David's for work dear so I do I do purchase things from there. I just don't sell the step so I don't necessarily have to agree with you on your timing and as a nurse so some of the health related stuff is the sciences. A little shaky. I'm going to just put that out there. I don't think is GonNa like cure cancer. I'll bet you'll be like an alternative on. This woman who uses over three hundred essential oils probably immortal. Well I remember somebody told. I don't know if I should say somebody told your mom like Oh this will heal your you know your spine. And she's like no. It's okay but your mom enjoys dotes era. I'm like an MLM's neighbor. Don't ask me fans so uh-huh I have a lot of autoimmune issues and Alabama. So I just get super annoyed when people prison things that our biggest biggest like us these essential oils for your asthma. And I'm like actually that makes it a million times worse like note and it's not just the central oil. That's what I find is like I'm not gonNA name names but like the ones where you buy a bunch of powders and You know they're all the research that they're telling their consultants to preach is coming from the company. You know it's kind of like exactly people are like I don't need my diabetes medication anymore and I'm like I should talk to your doctor. Uh Or if a friend of mine who literally will promote that. Her prodecures peanut allergy's own which are known to be deadly and Oh take the product and then do a trial run on your child give them a senior not a bad idea. Bad bad idea. Well we finally found a topic that gets him going. Yeah I was wondering about like L. M. Culture like at churches. Because I see it from the outside where it's like every get together that the women will have at some churches like just a sales pitch those wondering what you have you ever been to like an initiation ceremony or anything. Where they're like join us? Yes Roy A and it is very annoying. Please stop invited me to those especially when they. You don't say it outright. Yeah show up and you think it's a gathering of like. What is this pamphlet? Ah Putting in my hands. Like wait us in duped by have literally been in situations like that was like after Church get together with the girls and then there's somebody somebody from which don't buy it. There are some new from Tara. Okay Sandy were fine. But it's like I I want to give it to me but just handed wind class. One thing. I was really excited about. I one offense he gets Ooh for me but I did not sign up. I just I don't like I don't like to be tricked. I don't like to be duped. I get very upset and things like that happened. Don't try to cure diabetes. Okay and and just keep your hands off my diabetes. It's my diabetes. I'm just kidding at type. One Diabetes Diabetes. Take the room down. Keep talking about it. It's it's a thing here. I think yeah experienced the male equivalent of the culture in church like we went to a new church down San Diego and we had some guy that was older guy. So I'm like Oh maybe this guy wants to disciple me. He wants to be my friend and so he's coming up to every Sunday talking starting conversation and Macau Man. He's real friendly and great. Hi Dan yeah like he's you know he's got a wife and kids and so it seemed like always gonna I'm GonNa show me how to get out and then like four four weeks into this. He's like So have you. Let's get together after church and have lunch or something. I'm like okay and then we had some come up. I had to cancel on him so then he started texting me. Like long-form Messages Ages. Like have you considered a your life insurance policy. You know Blah Blah Blah. Who Still? It was a long con. It was like he's a real man to crazy easy. Wow I don't know have had any. I had one friend go nuts about magnets and he was just one of those guys that he he was just. Yeah he's a guy that gets convinced by pop up the shows you WanNa gazillion dollars if you click there and he's calling died. I just one gosh. I had a guy that was obsessed with we'd have got old churches obsessed with plexus and like he ended up leaving the church in like just bailing. He was leading Bible Studies. Instead of just all of a sudden stop texting everybody just left and in like six months later he texts me and he's like hey we're going to have a barbecue At the house tonight nine you know and I'm like Oh maybe you know we'll be serving the pink G.. Yeah exactly exactly you. Don't it was like in. There will be a giveaway and I'm like a giveaway away at a barbecue. Powdered beverages justly probably tick tick me of. Oh it's a plexus thing in my own should have had jerry seven and I got I got you I'm good I got got my pink drink. It's abysmal on. Ice Shaken not stirred. So we just gotTa the Frank Church that has like genuine fellowship and not like the the long con going on. What's going on in the church? What's up with a Mike in San Diego? It happens a lot because like now. I'm Kinda scared too like I'm not trying to be mean to anybody but like like a lot of military spouses you know There has been gone and I feel like they. They want to contribute and try to do something like that. So I feel like I you see it a lot there. I haven't seen it as much up here. I think. Have you Kyle Som- but yet it wasn't. There was definitely we we were. We were kind of in a military community in the why the husbands and the wives wanted to feel you know they wanted to use useful and they wanted to feel like they were bringing in money too and so it was just it was like they were kind of the perfect audience for that kind of a sales pitch. You can earn money at home. It's like oh I can you know I think it comes from a desire on their part I wanNA help you know but then I think a lot of people maybe take advantage of them. Well it seems like the companies are really me as very director that like the the wife who's at home stay stay at home wife who want an excuse to get together with friends and stuff like that and It just did it really. It's really targeting. But I did want to thank the Babylon because we had you guys have a story facebook to display warning whenever girl from high school about to sell you stuff. I've actually used this atta girl from high school. I hardly you're Haitham interested or not but I'm trying to find a couple of people today that would love to try our new healthy energy drink. Would you be interested in learning more so I just send you the link to that story. Yeah he was very offended it starts off a no thank you would would have been good or removing from your list. And then she went on about how this is her income. That's brutal it is pretty. You know it's funny. We were sitting back. You you guys were talking about the shampoos I mean he was talking about the. MLM's it gave me this like weird like we're in an alternate plane of reality. Where where are words? Do the Babylon and we're off. Like like. They have the podcast and they do stuff. Where at home making cookies do hair? Ethan's a nurse. You know the dance with with a million. When are you coming Home Shandra? You know she's like I. We gotta get the podcast recorded and you know. That's an aside. They might do a better job you never know they were doing great. I was entertaining to listen to you. Know we should sit back. Let them get going. Yeah that's why I kind of wanted we've been reporting so let's do. Let's do one more story usually three. But let's do one more because I think a got to pick the best one. Yeah we get one or two of one of these doesn't get them going but we're really trying we're like poking them with the stick. Come on shelter. Do you want to read the next story. Six four reasoning the weather episode number six and then possibly number seven because I know my wife will have thoughts on seven. So Sean to read number six and then you guys can talk and we will we. We will be quiet. The entire time discuss we will not talk. Starting no man show sacrificial Comma Christ like love for wife by throwing socks in general direction of laundry basket I am so triggered thing comma free of solidarity even if they mock us. We need to be firm. Stand up up for commerce. I let consistency. Thank you I do too and I like you a bond this for me. I am triggered by this as well. You know I can't okay. I'm sorry but when Ethan were first for living together got married. The Thing that bothered me was he. He always rolls up his sleeves on his bike. button-down shirt and then he would leave his socks in a ball and like I have bought him like every form of foot helper like foot. You know file like you know like Ahmo pay you know what I mean pumice you know and I'm like please use this because our bed like where his feet are is like the pile. I mean I'm not not even joking with high. All of those things come the leaf blowers yes low at all precisely so I went at one point I said to Ethan and you know I'm cool with doing your laundry you know. We're that's one thing I do in our household is I do all the laundry but will you please because when I would unroll his sock go..
"babylon" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"And conditioner use it all over my body. The loss of a job I on Rag I create my own two in one for for men. I don't know if anyone's done joke about this. But for men they should have just like a fifty two and one everything in one like shipping dream deodorant deodorant paste motor oil. Oh absolutely every possible thing that you can eat. So I'm I'm curious. How many bottles of shampoo you are in all of our homes and I'm sure like one of the man and then probably the rest are not so? I'm curious how many total the offending not trying to cut her finger in the air on five people in our family with all different types of hair. So there's different types. Then there's there's so my oldest son Amit has very very very curly hair and it gets dry super fast so I have amused curling moisturizer. You know shampoo conditioner. Samuel has very straight hair but he has a lot of hair. It's very full. So he has and Calvin has a lot very fine hair so he has different and then load. So how many frigging Sham. I Apologize. We have the five bottles of shampoo and five conditioners one for each of our air types for each person has five for each one twenty five bucks. Each person has one shampoo and conditioner. But isn't that kind of spread out between two showers because like my shower. I have just my stuff in in there and then the kids bathroom. There's like fourteen different. Half used their bathrooms just like a disaster thirteen year. Old Girl too to so she is half the hair care products wells easily. They they switch them so sometimes like I want to take a shower and mom shower because it has better pressure and so a lot of there is an ours actually. I'll admit at times I have seen my caught a glance of like one of the names of Jessica Shampoos and it's like roasted toasted vanilla almond coconut and it sounds so good. I want drink. It just put all saw all use it sniffing and like every once in a while I just I just squeeze a little squeeze in the male version of that as like head and shoulders shoulder charcoal. I pretty much use head and shoulders. If I don't use it I just looked like I. I don't know like winter like Father Christmas. So do you guys find. Why did you and Joe Biden creepy? Are we leading. The witness asked that question. How do you feel about Joe Biden? Loaded how creepy do you find. Joe By one to Joe Biden. Asking how creepy is nine and a half to Babylon has told me that Joe Biden is creepy. Therefore he is creepy i. She's a very good way. The I didn't really know anything about it until probably the last year when Kyle started showing me all these pictures as of him and Mike. Wow don't come around my kids but yes I feel like. He's very creepy and southern when somebody's like he's not creepy. I just pull up a picture. Who really does not creepy? And I think he's creepy now. Well he also very strangely recently a camera they were the context and you give the context of this very strange clip. We have. It's just it's just him saying. So it's after the Iowa Caucus and Joe Biden is in New Hampshire talking to a crowd for Hammer Emma Rally for him and a lady stands up. I assume WHAT'S THE LADY I. I guess I shouldn't assume. But she stands up with the microphones time talk and she asked him like well. If you're going to be if you've been the vice president you've already been in the White House if you can't pull higher or do you hire an Iowa. How're you supposed to win against Donald Trump and he gets very very defensive about it and he basically says like have you ever been to a caucus and she's like yeah I have and she's like oh you're lying so I called her very interesting name so just to be clear that you lying doug? You're you lying dog faced pony soldier. Yeah I guess I read online. He's quoting like John Wayne movie from one hundred years ago people said Malarkey Yeah Malarkey is yeah maybe the. Maybe that was the film. I don't know what would the John Wayne Malarkey. Movie being like Malarkey in the old West or something yeah. Malarkey and Arkansas's didn't he also recently kiss granddaughter on the lips and they're really awkward. It looks like it's like family. I'm a little okay. You guys have your tradition. That's fine but it's the old fashioned but when it's him and you're like like like he has to have aids and stuff that are around him going. Hey you gotta.
"babylon" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"Babylon be best of coffee table book. I saw the notes right there. Oh yeah and it's pre-order it you can pre-order now. It's not out yet yeah just understand. It's not out for a while and it says preorder that means before order. You're like the person getting in line per star wars movie like months before it comes out. Yeah a lot of camping gear. Most people are mocking you. Yeah you're camping out outside the Babylon be online wine store and it will probably probably be out in the middle of this year but we don't have a firm date so yeah early summer issues were aiming for but who knows who knows nobody. God knows. And that's all that matters all right and now story one Kyle you speak. You cannot literally wrap your head around something you would get hurt. That's a good point surly smart very smart point that she did she try that did she want did she try to. I didn't read this. She yeah she demonstrated that you can't get confusing so we had a writers meeting yesterday and we were discussing how to attack this. AFC because because yeah we'll see it had this beautiful beautiful comment section. Thank you about bringing up the poverty draft and this idea of a bootstrap this idea and this metaphor of a bootstrap started off as a joke. Because it's a physical impossibility to lift yourself golf up by a bootstrap by your shoelaces. It's physically impossible. The whole thing is a joke. Speaks for itself mic drop. I just love that. She specifically mentioned shoelaces right after. You did that article about the shooter. Yeah that was the thing. We were all laughing so hard because we did that stupid. Our coach we already explained the joke. Maybe a two podcasts. In a row we talking. Yeah but You know the joke being anyway. I don't want to say it again but explain it. The third time wrangler sell their shoelaces. 'cause the articles so stupid actually playing Super Meta joke but anyway and then she said it's just an awesome that we write the absolute most over the top thing we can think of and the chief of fills it and it's just absolutely wonderful curious. where the etymology of lifting yourself up by your bootstraps? Like where does that come. It was the actual. I had heard that before that well. The point is that you can't you can't but you know any any idiom breaks down when you think about it. Yeah well yeah. We try to list off the other day wrapping your head around. Something was the best one. So let's get our wives opinions on destiny. What are what are your thoughts on? You may speak she represents all your interests now now my interest. This is nice because now that the women are attacking US see. Yeah it safer. It's no longer problematic that we're just a bunch of white males laughing about a brave woman of color except for it feels like we're commanding them to speak to. We are well. I personally get all my news from from the Babylon be because I know that it's it's real. It's serious anything I've ever learned about. AFC has been from the Babylon so in the Babylon beat. Tells me she's dumb. I'm like she's dumb. Just go deer. She's is like CNN on my turn like here's your news. Here's here's the news. You're allowed to watch a very well informed and intelligent wife Ethan. I'm like Kim Jong Il of the House. I have one new source. I love her uh-huh to see and then also when I speak I have a voice actor speak for me. The deeper booming voice. And there's all these myths about you that have evolved over the years sing songs about blowing missiles and my enemies one time dead wrestled a bear and killed it like this. Aw is like a song about it if the marching in with their guns the the Nicole Hassle Muscle doesn't interesting. It's wild you guys coats family. I have one compliment for ABC I really liked the way she does her makeup. But that's where it ends. She's eight people that call her ugly honest. Are you serious of all the people that are on TV for politics. She's one of the more attractive people. At least she's not ugly. Yeah but you know there's more to life we there's the saying so it's such a below the belt thing they drowsy gave her like a unit brown or teeth. Sticking out all snuggling Yes so you know denier Libertarians. And so we read a lot of like well. I smoke a lot and every day just getting other every other there are some really funny conspiracy. Theories about you see in one is that she is just like a stage actress that like memorize lines and stuff and I could totally see except that she like messes them up in her. Do that stuff again guy off stage with the script you skip. It belongs to the script Desi. What are your thoughts on? ABC's makeup. I do like her makeup. I think that whoever does it as a a very good job I do make too so she's looking for. Somebody knew I could do that or her hair. I do her hair as well. She has nice air. Yes this is. The commentary that matters just trots on. ABC's makeup. I have no comment. No Okay I just want to say that. You can't judge Roger put by its cover. That's idiot wait a minute. That's all you can get your book by. That's exactly if you look in a book you have to judge it by its cover. The whole the thing is a joke it all falls apart in. You can't have your cake and eat it too ethan. Kyle confuses me so much I know frank was Tommy. You flip it around and make sense of it and subsequently have can't be like hey I want to see this cake I got eight it. That's a good point missing seeing the forest for the trees and you may even be throwing out the baby with the bathwater. There's no forest within ten miles of here so I don't know what you're timing uh-huh desert form. Yeah we're missing. The forest is literally trees. I don't know how the desert for the missing of the buildings buildings for the desert for the sand the beach for the granules ocean all right. We took that one far enough. You No. It's the weirdest thing to me about this. I know at least for us being on the podcast here is like a total around like using my life is the way more talkative one of the two of us and now it's totally around really weird. This is very problematic with the three guys. That are on the mics. And we're just keeps nudging edging his mic in my direction. I'll keep taking away from me extremely problem. We gotta get way more expensive. Maybe when we get to one of these stories that that you guys will have some strong opinions on we can just back off and just put it in the air if you want to speak just just like in the Nicole House Speaker Rolling panics if you WANNA speak. That's what the wives have to do in Nicole Hassle permission. Move onto a second store. I have no idea how to say the Disney. Can you read the story. I don't know how to pronounce is again. Carney for tests introduces the Biden collection. I was good very convincing. How you pronounce it Garni Garni? So how is Brooke Teas. So is that a good brand destiny can you. Can you give us some advice on shampoos. That are good for our hair. My wife is a stylus Well it really depends on what kind of hair you have so if you have a lot of very dry dry hair you have course here. I like Basu products and while products or pursue products surface. Basu things like that. But this this Garnier and Pantene and Suave don't use it. This episode is brought to you by desert with Zero Salon. If you're in the southern California area you want but you hair down. I wonder if there's lawns in the area where you can get your hair done and then someone behind you just smells your hair for like a shoulder rub the by the whole my old man size they smell this. Oh this is what Joe Biden has been doing at these events posed like a little girl up or like someone like put his hand on their shoulder behind him and he'll do like this and you're like what are you doing. He lifts their hair with his nose. Kind of like a dog lifts your hand to be petted. And he likes Kinda SORTA Sniffen. You've made me this little kids do. It's a weird so I don't even like shampoo. I always accidentally I use the conditioner or whatever. Is there hand soap. I'm good with that. Hence the shower. It's whatever's around and grab I shampoo.
An Interview With A Professor Of World Religion
"You know you you are a professor of world religions yeah you know a lot about a lot of different religion and to take about Africans average out exactly one of the things that and always as one of I guess somebody who know cook you know one of the things that I get about billion counter it is black people thank you that the three major religions that we know of Christianity Judaism is long up a hammock religious don't forget about ever have yes yes yes Hey Brian yep yes yes they think that these are white religions they take the people pick actually think that Christianity with be gone by white yeah I think the duty of the world book gone by white right you know that you think that Jews are ethnically bought a ethnic group as as opposed to being a religious that's right I mean if I was a political right also to prove what I mean help us with that man you dumb down my lane do it you know you're down my life so yeah the classes that I teach at that IDC and elsewhere I always emphasize that the book we call the Bible is an African book based on three basic of components one the land to the people treat the languages as we had to go right if you take a map you look at what's been described in the tanks the land masses from mother date the opiate to the outskirts of India that's still testament if you look at the New Testament that sum all round Palestine and all around the Mediterranean and then it becomes more Afro European but is Afroasiatic after European the the people migrated back and forth to play what we call all the new teslas same type of folk they brown of people like people most employed by Egypt and then of Babylon modern day Iraq then we'll look at the languages Hebrew is an Afro Asiatic language the Greek this use the New Testament is call Corneil Greek common we but is the particular idiom and as in northeast Africa and also the earliest text of the theology test Anil Latin which is that again all taking place in North Africa so no the origins of the book into the land people languages we can demonstrate it we can see it is African the permutation of it over time is it became European as in the same way lan people languages right so by the time we a re introduced to it and say that way by the time the reintroduce African people it looks like it's a European tex Lupe religion excel all three of the dimension but if you get on the need that English you see the court you for the call you hear that I watched you may just break down lack but break down the biblical text in here from every angle the different languages the different permutations of each languages I as long as your transfers I mean just fascinating actually I had an opportunity to to introduce you well one day of the what you call them we will deliver the Gulf Alexian Landau I'm honored to have been able to follow you wind up to do that is will only last year which is which is it yes it's an awesome because it is one of them but you you basically read the text the heat of the Hebrew text in Hebrew yeah because you you know what your body feel in here the the if you will the rap of it in the cadence of it when you hear the hit the review the rapids are you know on the need that English is is a is a cortex and I will be calling was translation is not really a translation is an interpretation is Islamic terror right and one of the things that really push hard on it that our people deserve better meaning our people need to know this because I believe fundamental to the PA reason for the deprivation that that the idea of not allowing us to read is precisely this once you read what you see once you know it for yourself that others have known for centuries then your mind is freed up new not been upon someone else's interpretation commentary and misconstrued interpretation by the bad design right but is that in in in in by design meaning that Europeans white folks mangle the text and present an interpretation that is at best there weren't and at worst insidious insidious malevolent well let's take a classic example the same came J. no different by the same King James to authorize a game J. version of the Bible for political reasons as the saying one of the authorized sixteen nineteen and twenty some odd African people landing in Jamestown Virginia as late as sort of it but as a slave purses that'll use all of that is one of them I'll use word is late and more because when I Slavic we weren't slightly right over to the not with the skilled people who a captain who did get paid right for you people who were captured in the end they did pay I'll be black he made a blow me off I you might want to get in on this please read of the of your brother band is really you monster rod about thirty maybe they'll be a
"babylon" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"Coming back and we said to him rook. We want you to know that we have forgiven you for what you did to us. We want you to know that you need to ask Christ to come into your life and to forgive. Give you and you need to understand. this would this country and We could reincarnation was Generally accepted and where they were. Many God's we said to him from my wife did it through an interpreter that we had with us a South African missionary who we knew very well You need to know that there is only one God and the there is only this life and you only have this trump's to get to know God and to make a decision. I'll praise that you will make that decision. And she gave him a Bible and the trucks and then they save time is up. Go to go so we lift coming up next for Babylon subscribers but the people were coming to them and saying who is this. Jesus of Feminine Keep Doing All. Is it possible that these this founded the council give us so. Would you say that the Gospel in Your Faith and Gospel and your faith in Christ was the only possible way that you would have found any power our to forgive this man and I had to. I.
Midnight Express: The True Story of Billy Hayes
"My next guest is a a writer and actor and a director his Book Midnight Express the movie by the same name each iconic in their own right a belated happy new year and a big thank. Thank you for taking some time to my next guest. Billy Hayes Billy. Thanks for being on the show today. Pleasure indeed a good happy new year to you and all of them too. Yeah and I have to say I just I I look at your life in. There's it's the ultimate word. Why start so the one part of your life? I couldn't find anywhere and I know about Marquette Marquette. I know about journalism I know about Smart Guy. How `bout before? That born New York Long Island Kid. Tell me something in between green and I could fill in that gap of time will. I was actually born in the Bronx and I live there for the first seven years of my life and then my dad was actually born in the Bronx. Lived there too so we had a lot of history and I one of about seven. Dad moved out to the suburbs of Long Island. Because the Bronx does get into a really the tough place and he didn't want me to go bad for prize. I grew up in Babylon and I loved. It was a wonderful place. The girl it's by the ocean by the beach. I ended up becoming a nice to swim like a like a CEO. And I became a lifeguard. They used to lifeguard at the beaches over the nets for me. That was everything after lifeguard is pretty much downhill. That's the pinnacle of life. You're making three eighty five an hour back then. which was don mazy about money? I'd go to the I go to work on my motorcycle in my flip flops. Them work at the beach and I just. I love that and then off off to college college off at times. I've heard you say this. And I was born in seventy three but oftentimes I hear you. You talk about this and I I can only imagine what it's like but I get the point because I feel like the seventies and eighties could apply to this to some degree boy. The sixty seem like time to be to grow up into the time to be living living in a massive difference between what we're going through today. Yeah well again. I feel very lucky. I'm obviously kind of prejudice. Since I I did go through this exercise born forty seven so I became a teenager in nineteen sixty so literally those of my formative years and I I love the sixties again. College High School was Great. Life is life is so easy for me growing up. A Long Island is a great place to be. I was so lucky to have wonderful wonderful parents than it was. Everything was easy until it wasn't but I love the sixties it. It sort of changed for me. Everything turned around in one. One Thousand Nine hundred seventy obviously with getting arrested and then halfway through the seventies. It flipped again when when. I'm lucky I'm really lucky. What I've not really really lucky up until about nineteen seventy that I wasn't I don't there's so much that we're GONNA get into act asking if it's none of my business then you just tell me that can handle? How did you have a great report with mom and Dad? Is that something you really close to them. Growing up as a bond. Yeah so that's why I didn't even realize how lucky I was until I saw the folks another kid soon realized you know there are people who they don't even like the Paris the people who hate the parasite. I can't understand that that makes me so sad to think that people don't have that link because I was really lucky guy. My Dad was solid. Did he know he grew up in the Bronx. He worked at Metropolitan Life Insurance for forty two years. You're talking about a solid steady dude and kept working his way up the ladder. He was the guy who everybody depended upon and turn to for decisions he was very rational logical and he always told the truth and I was so so lucky to have him as a father and my mother was just pleaded no the world too much all. She knew his people and love so I had it so good and I think their support and their kind of teaching the things for myself and to stand on my own two feet helped me in good stead when things got that unfortunately I force them to be part of that whole thing which was the worst part of prisons putting them in jail with me but they gave me such a good background than I had such good support at home home so I knew I wasn't alone inside guys who are in prison and they don't have anybody they don't have anybody that they can depend on the outside coup. That's really yeah. Yeah and that would make a lot of sense and you know you gotTa Marquette Gray. School journalism is is there anything in particular that fuels that for you bill years something that you know what. Let's see where this goes. I know you wanted to experience life. You WanNa get the most out of your travel around one point but what what spurs that. I just always wanted to be a writer. I could read before I ever went to school. My Dad taught me to read and write and stuff. I don't know how old I was but I never. I can't remember time I couldn't read. I always read. I love books. I love the the magic of books and things and just I thought I'd love to be a writer. I mean you don't have to wear any particular close. You can dress the way you like. Nobody tells you what to do. You GotTa right so I started but I've always wanted to do that. So Marquette the edge of going to a journalism school was a big factor for me and it was a Catholic like school which dad liked I was raised. The Catholic Church separated it about reason puberty like this. None of this digital men in the Sky Sky Works for you. Okay but please but I went to the school anyway because that phone numbers are good choice and I loved everything I read about it and at that time I used to India fisherman. I used to get up every morning. Like four am and go fish for trout and stuff. After April first in the season and Marquette was up in Milwaukee and I would read field and Stream magazine and feel this wonderful fishing in Milwaukee. I always thought for some reason. I'd like to go there and got there and of course you know how many times I went fishing fishing once you get to college like this stuff to do this. All those women life never fished marquette a great school because they had they provided a good education and I actually got to like it quite a bit. It's really I mean a lot of details. Second have you ever gone back there to speak at all. Yeah actually I escaped in the seventy five came out seventy eight somewhere around there. Seventy we seven summer. I'd have to look at it. The actually I got an invitation by some kid at Marquette to come and speak at the school and micro I I would. How did you get my home phone back in those days? I tried not to have that happen science. So many weird things with phones people golden and such but this the kid finds me back to Marquette and I got to speak at the One of the local theaters where they used to also have classes and in a special two for one knight's on a Friday Friday night. You and you with your date and such so I got to go back and gre- connect and for the first time in a while. Tell my story and I got to say to the Marquette crowd and some of my old friends were there so it was a nice reconnection and it started out actually in doing a series of lectures which I did a hundred and thirty lectures over. What about maybe three year? Three year period. Three eighty six The midnight express experience. I'm sorry a Hollywood and beyond did it all across the country and all across Canada and that I loved because I love colleges and the energies are college school so I got a chance to speak can tell the story and you know it's it's weird. Had always has been therapeutic for me to talk about all list of like I said most most guys coming out of prison. Don't tell the world I just been five years in jail Blah Blah
Construction starting today at Penn Station to affect LIRR riders
"New year new construction at Penn station it's the Long Island railroad combining and diverting trains to Jamaica and Atlantic terminal starting this morning affecting seven morning trains his six evening trains on the Babylon far Rockaway Hempstead Long Beach port Washington port Jefferson and Ronkonkoma lines as work will take fourteen tracks out of service for the Long Island railroad accident will take track fourteen out of service at project will be completed by early next March
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Justin Fields, No. 1 Ohio State Come Back, Beat Wisconsin for 2019 Big Ten Title
"Now Ohio state Wisconsin big ten championship game Wisconsin up twenty one separate the happen in the second half it was all a higher state Justin feel possible blitz being shown by the badgers feel to the ball back to throw looking left looking middle of the field fires middle feeling it's caught at the five and dancing into the end zone goes all higher stakes were stable que que all on a sixteen yard as he weaved his way through the badger defense and Ohio state has their first lead of the night twenty three twenty one Justin feels threw three touchdown passes in the second half JK Dobbins ran for a hundred seventy two yards and a score number to a higher speed feel this first playoff triggered three years by shelling out number ten Wisconsin in the second half in a thirty four twenty one victory Saturday night in the big ten championship game the Buckeyes going their third straight league title and enter the post season with a nineteen game winning streak Ohio state's Cajun hill court seven passes for eighty three yards and two scores becoming the first because the Buckeyes career leader in receptions he pays David Boston out that for name one hundred ninety one K. J. hill now hundred if I've also should be noted in this game how about the one handed grab by tight end Jerramy rocker all believe will Graham in the reason I bring up record I'm a Homer Jeremy Rucker grow up about six blocks from where I grew up that's how close right across the creek there Lynn and her small town of west Babylon right there could throw a rock the jet to Jerry records house plays basketball the summer the same Jim I am on the elliptical on constantly should see this dude danke when he was a high school swim Duncan so see make a wanted to catch the big ten championship game not shocking I mean a least he was fifteen years old Duncan over people's heads at an LA fitness that I go to on Long Island so really cool Long Island moments all the more reason for me seen Jeremy Rucker do what he did in a big ten championship game and good for Ohio state they win thirty four twenty one to come back but again that is your campus crush and as I point out throughout the show you down twenty one seven like that knowing what just happened where Ellis you dismantle the number fourteen the committee's eyes Ohio state had to come out with more fire more passion now has the need to win this game fifty two to fourteen and never sweat and they were swept in the first half they did not and because of that it was you should and I believe will be the number one team in the college football playoff rankings come out we are closing in on eight hours until we see those rankings approximately and I believe Ellis you will be the number one team in the
"babylon" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"Can buy there or you can head to Barnes and noble and you can buy there or you can purchase the audio book. I haven't recorded yet but it'll sound something reckless this okay so good previously was about yeah. It's called blackout. How all black America can make its second escape from Democrat plantation? Oh Man Spicy is very spicy of its flexible cool very awesome so it's already on preorder ams okay cool. We will also include a link in our show notes for anybody wants to check that out and candice who wanted to thank you for sitting in Los Angeles traffic for like yeah. We know you have like an hour life and schedule so we appreciate it so much. Thank you guys for having me right here. Folks the exclusive interview Candido in and we just like to remind you that we disavow everything that everything's disavow all right. What do you think that kyle the Candice Owens interview? That was our big interview yet. I think are most well known person. I was a little nervous about it because she is she is so many leagues above us and the weird it's just weird when somebody walks off the Internet into a little room with you and they're real now yeah and also like she started off with very serious looking face and I wasn't sure if she's going to laugh that was the scariest part because we had a plan to start with those funny stuff yeah and we weren't sure if he's an lap like she was like stone faced and she started laughing. She started laughing very hard. I was good so it was good acting on her part tack. We were funny. Bake laughing fake laughing. Yes great now is awesome really enjoyed it all right. We're GONNA do some hate male but not really hate mail order. I love love man. We're going to do well. We may have a couple couple hates in here but we're gonNA read podcast reviews from itunes echoes we love when you guys write reviews and we don't acknowledge you often enough because people that rate and review us on itunes. Yes you very special to us yeah so this is you love you. The most out of everybody. This is going to be an extended pitch for you to review us on Itunes or any of the STIG knowledge. There's some very well written reviews on here. They deserve. Let's probably GONNA be the most recent ones because I don't have time to scroll back through the very beginning apple's so weird. It's like if you're if you're accessing anything apple not on an apple device. It's impossible to find all right so here's this is I like this one five star review view from Brian Jamerson and he says often the Babylon is often fairly funny. Often is the name of the title of the review often and that won't be is often fairly funny. He's not very enthusiastic but I do appreciate fairly. I'll take fairly funny often fairly funny. I'll take it he means these are stories. Oh Oh no he's talking. This is a five star you often the Babylon be that was the whole review done that I'm just going to pick around one laughed so much amazing control of the structure covering story the topic and reader explaining in our podcast hate mail. This is Keri K. O. Hate mails particularly hilarious satire and sometimes serious. I laughed so much I had to reconsider listening while driving. Thank you carry five Star Review. I checked with snow pts and this isn't even satire. Articles goals great all caps podcast very good the which I probably agree with that the articles are highlight every time I read one hilarious. Keep it up. He's like Hey podcast is great. I love your calls the yelling and then at the end of this when they say these guys know about short circuit and Johnny five and I like that finally we found our person who got our Short Circuit Reference Short Circuit Great Movie we read some bad ones too was a good one a good bad one is careful paluck sixty. One says be careful Q. I don't know whether q at the end of that is that like reference to some conspiracy the humor humor is a little bit forced like it was supposed to be the main thing right thinking Christians. No the main thing is Christ Jesus not trying to be clever. Just over fifty percent of the humerus fine over fifty percent is fine. I don't understand. Is it a one star review. It's a two star so if over fifty percent it's fine shouldn't be three-star. You can't do to an probably he. Maybe he wanted to do two and a half right. Thinking Christians know that the main thing is Christ Jesus agree not trying to be clever just over. We're fifty percent of the humerus fine. He saying half are jokes are evil. I think is what he's saying. This is from This is a person who was mad about the bridget episode. Oh he does swab. Batmobile usually recognizes the potential for satire in the hubris of others this episode declines into the tired critique of older generations Ethan Kyle and bridget to you need some friends slash role models in their parents and grandparents humor satire insider timeless if you look be better be that was the one that we were making an old people I think so yeah I felt bad with that by that one. 'cause we all appreciate people. I'm not making fun of it. I love old people. I like reading criticisms myself yeah. Na does as to how she like. What did we say about people I don't know did we say something about all? I hope people we love. You and I'm sorry this review volunteers like senior centers I will I will be better fantastic. This was really cool. That's a good one five stars. This is like ex cop but the Babylon be that's mecom. It's good earth just do a couple more here. Holly Luhya Land Master after twenty nine eleven said every word is like a delicious bite of a chick-fil-a Sandwich to my eardrums. Here's a good one five stars lives dead with with the guest appearance of Ben Shapiro personally destroying lives in a house fire with the stinky leg and an epic mash up of facts and logic destroying all the libertad sand castles. It's truly beautiful castles efforts snowflakes Adam heard sand castles. It's great how about this one care current ninety six says secret messages await. I played this podcast backwards into my pleasant surprise her the entire gospel of John read enthusiastically by these two white dudes. I look forward to hearing the Bible read in its entirety subscribing now so listen to it backwards I like. How do you say Babylon backwards Ebner Alabama so here's one that says here's one that says you need more editing to stars editing editing editing? Take your forty eight minute podcast and edited down to fifteen minutes. I was these people always fascinate me Liz to a fifteen minute. I look at the top podcasts casts out. There are any of them three hours long in our in our they lack headed down. It's just people his snazzy fifteen minutes soundbite like nobody nobody. There's some nicely edited ones but I think it's mostly like the ones that are shows or audio dramas or whatever those are but yeah if a conversational podcast yeah. This is a conversational podcast if you don't what conversations in fact that's what we tried to warn people at the beginning right. This isn't like the site. This isn't satire articles and we're not going to try to pretend like we're being fake like where parodying being podcasts as I be really hard to pull off or just us and basically we were just lazy decided. We tried it though we we actually did it. It was not funny. We really tried to do like parody news stuff written stuff. That's took a long time to work up and it was not as good as us just talking which maybe just says that we are horrible writers anyway. That's the show all right well. We love you and write a thank you and right at some great amazing. Maybe you'll be featured will read words so we're GONNA go into our subscriber portion now. So if you are a subscriber you get to keep listening if you aren't then you will be thrown into the outer darkness darkness where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth so that cloth and ashes if you're dressed for.
"babylon" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"Probably been on a lot got to be really bad ones interviews story. He actually haven't done interviews in a while because now I do the interviewing true so now it is though when you become interview right suddenly like hog gotta think of stuff to say yeah yeah. I definitely the thing that I had to adjust to was shot for me. I I think I have to just to talking. That's the thing when you when you're being interviewed you you have the things that you always talk about and you know they're gonna ask about those things and you're ready with answers yeah and then suddenly when you're asking questions yeah. It's different so if you were me interviewing new questions. Would you ask you. Oh I would ask me ever get a marriage is because I've got married jerks. We are huge in mentioned that basically working so since you are white supremacist married away man in Charlottesville Virginia by the way what Tiki torches everywhere this interview was over man and so how's that going for you in three weeks of marriage into the bass astor recommended. I'm now giving marriage vice versa. He didn't have an answer. She's never been asked this question. How can we make a headline for this candace Owen speechless? She's got new to answer. Crush zones destroyed owns immediately regrets offering marriage advice to the Bab lights always shut cutter down the Babylon be shut down. Do you know how many clicks that would get read on it. So when I got married I found like I used to come home and just bring myself pickup Carl's junior my wife divorce me on the spot so I would do this before I was married before but then I but then I kept doing or or and I would just show up with this so young. When you got married I was twenty and I I would show with food just for myself and I'd be eating it would be like to steer steering like what are you GonNa ask me? If I wanted any food you know and I'm like Oh that's right. There's another person here now like it took me a while to juniors a little little overrated yeah. I don't know if people do people like getting better. It's like Hardee's everywhere else right entireties. I don't know the price it's worth six dollars six dollar burger and four dollars yeah but it tastes like extra two dollars supposed to be really premium as six dollar Burger. Why don't they say like a six thousand dollar burgers? They can make any number was just an example sample. You know I think all kinds of in my defense ethan. What's your best marriage vice nicer man I wasn't ready? I'm speechless to you should uh give out to foot rubs. No actually I never even backrooms. Backer says an excellent point. I typically never go to bed. Angry angles live down everything. She says. Repeat it back to her laughing back Dr that'd get annoying doing though if you repeat it back everything he says back. That's like a way to acknowledge that there you know that you've heard them like the other day we're supposed to bring my kids shoes and she told me that I got the shoes and then so what I heard was she's bringing the shoe but released you meant she put the shoes on the mantle for me to get it and we got into the car. Neither of US had gotten shoes and you're driving off with a barefoot child and so she's like k every time we have to like repeat back to each other what the other ones said so so just be clear with each other. It's all communication. We're trying to help you right now. I thank you for calling in one one hundred percent. I repeat everything. My husband says back to him out. That won't be annoying so anyway so we think you should change your name to canceled. Cohen cancelled owens. You've probably heard like candice owns like asked aloom. I'm sure that jokes dun-rite yet and then there's the the mean take on what it it quarterly Salem owned the missile. I wish they were funny. I actually appreciate when people are clever are and funny and say rude to me. I'm like good humor something. That's actually really funny good one. They're not funny. I'm just going. That's actually just not funny. It's not a good this even if if I agree with somebody and they do a distance like oh come on you know which one I don't like is the Alexandria Cossio Cortez and they say a occasionally CORETEC seasonal cortex context. That's pretty pretty weak yeah. That's that's like. She doesn't think very much so it's occasional occasional cortex. I get it it. It's pretty weak though yeah this week are these hourly funny with like weird with eyebrows or something the country what he's talking about when I see characters versus a giant teeth Brunson teeth. I don't know so anyway when you got something. You really sounded like you had something like I said anyway and I hope you would jump in so imagine a world where you did not become conservative icon Candice Owens. Where would you be doing right now with your life? Oh I probably would still be working finance private equity yeah yeah I think for sure I got really in that really obsessed with politics and here I am. It's weird to me to think about that that your life can just completely change and Dan Jason the never thought you'd be doing. I had no interest in politics. Turn Up. I didn't need your political science. I mean just nothing and here I am. I actually say though I I think I do politics because a heat politics actually third to me like a calling here and I'm like well that just makes me angry great so I'm showing up very political convention and then it's Weird Congress the really they're actors. Have you ever heard people that weren't good enough to make it in Hollywood. How politicians is a and just seeing the amount of theater or the acting that goes on in there contending to cry and it's just weird spartacus I ab- sparring us it's gotta be Bizarre Alternate Reality Reality and live in that all day every day that was the craziest thing was the Taverna hearings when all those it we're basically all giving their campaign speeches and and they were just like these written new volumes Parkas and they're supposed to be questioning Dr Ford or whatever and they're like totally ignoring the whole country is watching watching it was just narcissism on top of narcissism on top of narcissism like it was it was a really bizarre that was that was really weird? The capital hearings that a poor man that was one of those moments or music. It's like as bad as they say it is bussing down people chasing people down elevators Alyssum Milano sitting behind him like who are sitting there randomly it's like what is she doing lost or order so here we're seeing Rickard. Surveys show that show extras where he plays an extra but he's always trying to like get his shot. That's what this is about me yeah but I agree. It's like to me I do politics because I want politics to stop right annoying my life yeah. I just want to go back to being normal didn't mess with my life so much I wouldn't care about it. I want people to be able to say I disagree with him. Not He's a racist rapist list yeah back in place of I disagree with you yeah that would be great yeah and that's what creates so much absurdity for us to make jokes because people always go to these extremes that are just so ridiculous this. It's like the layup for the perfect joke yeah. They're doing most of the workforce I I know. Your jobs are either really easier really hard because we can't we have to exaggerate which is hard to do know all the already the exaggerated. I couldn't get more executive at the same time. It's Kooky enough that there's a lot of stuff to to make fun of so well facebook book listed you as an agent of heat and secret. That's exactly what we were saying. We were joking around. We're like how do you become an agent. I can't tell you what's the agent of starring Candice Zillions with Mike Pence is like the man in the answer the secret document us once the deal. Is that like a real thing like had some spreadsheet floating around that said Yeah in Nick Nick. I guess they they had me on the list of maybe investigate agent of heat Mubin got Alzheimer's but possibly an agent of hate baby unit. Yes so yeah I mean I had no idea that I had that status. We'll have a picture of you lose. It sounds incredibly warrant you. You know that's nuts skin. That's so wild bonkers man. Did you like yeah all right well. We're awesome at this so this has exit going. It's going uh-huh and it's on my list. It's on your list of questions. That was a good transition must be going pretty well because the left wants me dead so that's always a good marker of how how how hard they try to assassinate your character. Have you ever had any like leftists Ninjas Jim out of the shadows you or anything Oh yeah you actually had run INS with anti-theft -solutely the everyone has story yeah. You haven't seen this vegan coconut milk shakes no eggs which really doesn't make their incredibly skinny any in pay status kind of weird. That's a Myron to be an antique up. They housing remember like in the nineties trolls with the bright hair. No real like the Yes yes super bright hair. We're told me in the troy little naked decontrol a little gem in his belly button and that's basically ANTIFA except they're cuter Than Shwe's trolls were so gross bellies were cute. If ANTIFA was only kid they wouldn't look like those trolls guessing go in voluntarily Alabama chief naked disgusting for that was PG program. We appreciate it but the the but it's just there but trolls the ANTIFA Ninjas can get her. She's an agent of hey ready with a backhand jumping. Pattern cheap like raises her fist. There's definitely some creative person listening to this podcast should turn that into a thing like a cartoon creative. People can draw it was the wrong side of the pen. So you got eggs Mantica yeah they the thought of a cafe who's reading breakfast on Villanova Yeah Yeah and then they show up wherever I speak they're always outside protesting and see what makes there's the other kind of like the like you usually hear about the Westboro baptists announce Antifa uh-huh yeah. They're the new Westboro they should get together. I don't know what spur the associated with yeah we'll be there could cancel each other out we just get them all together and we tricked into meeting in an alleyway punching each other ridiculous thing is they're allowed to cover their faces. I think that is just it is weird. It's weird to me that they think they're so brave and it's like you're so brave. Yeah you're definitely paid. Why's your face covered up this older how strange who pays him Antifa Fund and Anti Fund Anti Fund good do they have an anti named Antifa that was good far uh-huh jokes like ten of the jokes you come up with are not going to be using than one is used but when you do them live than bad ones come out and they're all being used you you guys strategize? This is how we I'm in Babylon. Strategy is a sitting in an office pretty much be spending. We have other writers throw in Atlanta ideas but like around the clock we basically just tell like one hundred jokes yeah and like two or three of them get published. That's that's bad. That's basically it. I mean that's everything right is like we worked so hard on stuff and you find what's good rises to the top so I don't know I don't know if that's similar to yeah you prepare for. You got to prepare for stuff to owns later today. Kaga three lips to later today better prepare when you gotta get you ready for it. I'm just living my best lay. What's what are the property? Tax is like on libs the maintenance tips for owning lives and that's one of the so anyway. Let's wrap things up interesting. Are you Do you have anything you would like to promote to our Oh yes of course my book blackout on Sales On sale for Fourth Twenty Twenty Amazon you.
"babylon" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"The interview and we are here with candace owens and our big crazy Babylon interview and off the top of my head. Kennison's is an American writer producer. Conservative commentator is very naturally yeah in early two thousand seventeen. I was just thinking back back a little while back Owens launched red bill black website to have to read this whole bio that was very natural. I just felt like you are a really smart guy. I'm full of fun facts perfect so thank you so much for coming on our show you guys for having me so because we're doing an interview with you and your controversial figure we feel like we should get some like stuff out of the way in case anything happens during this interview or they could play back. We we can just give them certain audio clips to play back right. We all are basically a coverall basis because so people expect certain things of us because we're so we just I want to say. How dare you say the audacity quite Davis? I want to ask how how you're able to sleep at night. If I may how dare you I would like to say that I'm literally shaking. Frankly frankly I just wanted to say the word frankly on what planet on on what planet I think we've made our point so now we can move into the about down the road hit you hit him off all the basis we basically just searched your name on twitter and then we just we just all the controversy. All the people were anders and we found you know that's what everybody says so now we're in the clear and now we can safely. I love frankly. That's always frankly. I think I noticed in that video. That's about right now. Unlike c-span yeah remember the girl she looked kind of cocktail because frankly strenuously Franklin knowing in word strenuously strenuously object. I just have to say that I object strenuously to your use of the word Hilarious I knew ASLI object. It sounds painful. I mean you did say that White. Supremacy is hilarious so I mean it's amazing. I think it's it's amazing that they do it. Live now are there are even wait they go. How are we going to edit what she said or what she didn't didn't say narrative and they don't just go right into it? It was incredible to witness it live. What do you think about those headlines? Come just says you know I was reading headlines. It pops up on my twitter notifications and says look on the search thing news candice own says what Supremecy isn't a problem. She thinks it's funny. I mean I I sent actually sent twitter an email about backs. I was so angry about it and I've been one of those people I upset since the beginning that we have to change the liable and slander laws uh-huh. They just need to be updated in this country. It's ridiculous if people can get away with her pistilli exiting something to say something entirely different I mean I think I opened opened. My statement second sentence I sat in front of Congress was white supremacy Israel and he'll at least six times hearing. I said that and yet twitter was allowed yeah with the headline. That says Kansas says white supremacy is not a problem yeah yeah that's crazy and that's kind of what it is is that it seems like the left paints white supremacy as this widespread issue and you're not saying it doesn't exist and you're not saying it's not real. You're saying that there are at least just one hundred things that are at least one hundred anybody wants to hear that you have did you bring the number one. We'd like to hear all literally anything. Oh be city city being tired in the morning as a bigger threat. I mean it's just it's staggering and the the funniest part was that to the people that were sitting in that congressional rational testimony was me we're doctors they got. PhD's bullcrap website bolts and they had not a single stat stat or a number and you even hear when Dr Balu Butts She's like I know I don't have numbers but to ignore the data now the reason we don't have those numbers. I want those numbers as much. Yes you do but the number to say the numbers don't show something is simply not supported by the data. which isn't that data the what I mean? What do you think it is? Why do you think the left emphasizes white supremacy has been this huge threat because it allows them to go out and stomp on to in front of Black Doc America and say we've gotta fix it allows them and paint Conservatives and Republicans as racist with that broad stroke and say that they're perpetuator I support it because they aren't doing enough to speak out against it and it's just absolute crap? I mean the scene crap before an election cycle literally every couple of years and I just don't like are we doing this again. Are we going to join this. They've had something like four hearings. Now on white supremacy in Congress has really weird really weird. It just feels yeah. It feels like like yeah. There's there's obviously guys out there around swastikas on their bald heads but you don't go on the street and like see it feels like we're talking about imaginary thing like I'm going to punch for saying that you're going to be on twitter's stories even the coaches vs the white readiness the bills like Alex Jones style conspiracy theory a lot of the times when I hear people going off from right I mean we everybody knows when when those instances happen obviously it's isolated it's fringe and it's horrible when it happens but to pretend this is like every every single day you walk down the street and we've just got Nazis. White supremacists is crazy and that's just crazy trying to sow division so it's something that's kind uh of visceral reaction of fear and that's why people are driven by the most people I would say though based on emotion or at least I can definitively state that about Gla- Committee for last sixty years reserves just there's no rational as to why we've been giving our Rosa Democrats and they've produced no results and are you know. All of our communities are pretty much decimated so I think that they play it. There now. Trump has done something like trump. DERANGEMENT is real. It is so real that is not a conspiracy theory aged up hearings on that that is the growth of trump derangement syndrome or the last two years is something that is widespread and now you see them drumming up all these other issues climbers mistruths. You've got kids that are going to kill themselves because the world is going to be over in ten years crazy completely emotional and irrational completely crazy so that you've got the black community all bent out shape about white supremacy. You've got these little kids that are skipping school because the the world's going on and it's just not just chaos really it's just chaos and we were going bring up bring that up because the girl was at the UN cra climate thing today I would just like to say she's sixteen. I just found that out and and she looks like she's seven younger or at least tries to find out that almost sixteen so I just want to clear out for anybody else out there listening with your what's take on young people being used involved like that like you're pretty young. I mean we're pretty. He's he's a lot a lot older than we but you know. What do you feel? How do you feel like what would it children have to contribute to the conversation and at what point are they being used versus honestly contributing to a discussion? I mean they're pretty much much always being used does a reasonable left. Democrats want to lower the voting age to sixteen is kids have no rolex reince and and it's very very easy to manipulate them because they have no relief experience so really there is idealistic like hey everything should be free. That sounds like a great concept. I mean something that if you sat down a five year old and said how should the world run made say everything is free because they think that that's just the way things should be but you get a little bit of living experience in in in your in the world and you realize it's always a second that's actually not the way it should work or how they do work and you know the reasons why you start paying taxes and suddenly a lot of your idealism gets wiped away the kids like Greta and unfortunately she is being used by her parents by the on the Global World Stage Right now. The thing that to me is upsetting actually feel bad ad for her his you can't you can't wipe that away like she's always going to be this girl in the same way that David Hog is always going to be David Hogg. Now you know what I mean so when they grow up one day and they go off man really stupid phase. It's like your girl side ponytail that was like crying. Ten years feels like you make an argument and then the person tries to fight back and like you make you say something dumb and then they punch you and you hold the kid up in front of you and they get hit and then you're like why hidden exactly that is exactly what punches a kid and Bernie Ernie nation in terms I mean did you see so I posted a video wasn't there was this was an adult. This was a white woman adults who shrieking about Oh climate change at the climate. It's really something to be seen like you could not see that in a zoo. What is she was like? We are oh you guys. Have I kept seeing the dancing guy and it was like I bleach you know to take care of it but so so you go to these things I mean. Do you have to bring your own mic DRP. Do they provide a mic. Drop the MIC would you probably are. Can you use this one. It's older. I wish I mean that would be absolutely hilarious. It's I did that. Prompt Mike. You get fired up at these things or you can't. You can't believe what you're hearing in. I mean yeah always amazes me that they're just doing this thing and they're trying to. I mean they're obviously trying to talk over you and not let you say your piece and then it comes back and you actually fight back and they're like shocked. Like what do we do. It's kind of it's kind of funny to me. Yes so the ranking Chairman Raskin the Democrat he actually tried they always try to play tricks during the hearings so what actually happened was illegal back and forth so Republican get some time and Democrats in time and he was playing a numbers game they have the majority in everyone had gone except for him he said Oh. Would you guys like to say something thing to Canada said today and he thought that was it. These girls were actually supposed to have the last word Dr Balu last-second Mark Meadows Republican walks in as Dr Blue is going on her spiel so I essentially only got to rebut because I was basically saved by Mark Meadows he came in and then suddenly he was like can I have my time chairman airman and then he sees his entire time to me. Jim Jordan jumped in so I mean they were actually going to let those women have the last word and just go on attacking me the and then say hearing hearing over so it's like getting lick invited on C. Span. You got a call from C. Span Guy I think like me and they get a lot of us. I I am. I HAVE TO ASSUME SOME SPICE IT UP ON C. Span Boring Sauteed. That's exactly right well. There may be dead space in our interview because we're not out of the mounts. Don't worry.
Iraq celebrates naming Babylon a UNESCO World Heritage site
"Iraq today celebrating the UNESCO world heritage committee's decision to name the historic city of Babylon a world heritage site in a vote held in Azerbaijan's capital this year's after Baghdad began campaigning for the site to be added to the list the city on the Euphrates river south of Baghdad was once a main tourist attraction before Iraq and suffered one war after another in the past four
"babylon" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"News today, and we got to make a joke about it loud noise allow truck driving my garage right now, and it's very hot, very hot in his garage. Yeah. Christian news is so slow. Like it's like, oh, this other Baptists are meeting this week. Nobody cares for the southern Baptist whereas current events that happened nationally. It's like people people. It's something that you can really hook into an because everybody knows what's happening and sometimes what makes a joke, funniest. How quick you are to like throw it out there. Yeah, that's one huge problem with, like Twitter, this kind of topic, but with Twitter and mean pages. And like as soon as something happens every jokes men told within five minutes, so you really do have to compromise unique perspective to make it work. So just finishing up the history of the Babylon side, you actually become like I chief eventually he said. Oh kyle. You are now the, the head writer bologna, which, how far was that three or four months, I think kind of head writer and how often are you right before that? I kept writing the same. He said, I'm going to name, you hit Rodney's got named. So from getting your writing my multiple articles a day I was emailing in three or four articles a day. From in your professional comedian. I was working fulltime on these indie supply side of the construction industry, which means I sold stuff to consider. Fire hydrants and stuff. Fire hydrants pipeline, under it was underground pipeline for anyone who knows the industry and cares estimating, I I'm like more about that. I think there's a there's a scene in the office where Jin says that if he ever quits, the paper industry will have all this useless knowledge. That's why I still have part numbers in my head. I'll never use again, ever know Babylon be crashes and burns, the apocalypse or something to rebuild society. Yeah, but even then we'll go to the park number. I mean, I guess that's journalist apocalyptic world, so about about a year in, I flew out and met. Adam, we wrote a book how to be a Christian that public- water water brook Multnomah, and that was a lot of fun that really I think boosted the sign gap. Got us a lot of publicity. But other than that, I mean, it was just growing anyway. Like it was all viral, we never paid for ads? We never paid for any publicity, and it was just overnight sensation. Never stopped growing, which was just huge blessing. And then a year after that almost exactly I quit my job and working full-time, a man named Seth Dylan who we will have on the podcast Zun bought the website, and he's the cigar smoking rich guy that lives in a giant penthouse, and we eat, never he's always sitting with his back to us, and he has a cat in his lap and things like he owns the backbone or it's like, Georgia's boss, in, in Seinfeld is a silhouette David's voice. So, yeah, south bought the site, and the home, schoolers Seinfeld TV show that on TV any complaints about the secular TV show reference, please Email them to Ethan. So Seth bought the site in that gave us enough funding, basically to hire me on full-time and Adam wanted to get out of it, because he went he moved onto his next project, which is called Christian. Daily reporter kind of a drudge report, he sort of Vilis is like, hijacking I hijack the onion for Christ's the now. He's hijacking. The drudge report for Christ Christian. We're running out of ideas to take from secular culture, man. Yeah, what's next, it's going to get next. I don't know. We can't to genius. Can't get a step ahead of him. Yeah. Yeah. They'll do he'll he'll,.
3 Companies Get IAB Certified; Arabic Podcasts on the Rise
"The latest from pod news dot net. We reported on Friday that aren't nineteen had received ABC certification also awarded ABC certified status is vox nests audience network and the first non US company to gain certification is a stray washco good on. Yeah. Good to know your status will be fed dinkum the national highlights the rise of Arabic podcasts claiming it's a digital revival of a long-term tradition. This is a subject also taken up by the F P focusing on the popularity of podcasts in the Arab world and new podcast recommendation newsletter US politics, the van comes out every Thursday with a non-partisan selection of the best three podcasts. Anti-american docker. I want to introduce you to a new daily podcast from global news. I know this is my job. Thank you in Canada. Global news have announced wait. There's more daily news podcast for the afternoon commute a launches June. The tenth in London in the u. K maple street studios have revealed the lineup for their podcasts. What's the point of vent? It's tomorrow at five thirty we've been trying to understand the rationale behind Google's placement of the podcast play buttons in their search rolled out to desktop and s devices last week as out for pod news now correctly shows play buttons underneath our website. But that's not the case for search for fun kids book club podcast, which despite doing everything technically correct doesn't show any play buttons. Those are attached to its apple podcasts page little further down willing to some more examples, and we'd be grateful for your comments as to why in our mind, if the webpage unambiguously links to the RSS feed and vice versa that should be the signal for Google to put them together. Similarly, if you're a podcast app developer or someone who cares about your show notes would also be curious for your comments about document. We're working on which attempts to explain to podcast app developers. What we want as a bare minimum to display. In show notes. If you are interested updates at pod, news dot net. And we'll send you a link. And thank you to message heard stories, you didn't know you cared about from people. You never thought you'd meet and to Babylon. The French creator of audio consumer brands with an awesome name for becoming our latest supporters. You should be like them pod. News dot net slash support. In our poker section the shortlist a new podcast from the British podcast awards. His highlighting the twenty nine thousand nine nominees. If you're looking for a new good podcast. Listen to is a great starting point and airplane mode. A new podcast from G Q about living, healthier and smarter. Is of course, named after the feature on mobile phones that makes it impossible to download the podcast letting smarter.
James Mustich -- 1000 Books to Read Before You Die
"Ago in Babylon and still a great story to book published just last year called life in code a personal history of technology by Ellen almond and nine hundred ninety eight books in between those two. It's amazing. Absolutely amazing. You know, it begs the question though, for me statistically, we read that fewer than say thirty three percent of high school graduates ever pick book again once they leave school and yet at the same time they're over six hundred to a six hundred thousand to a million books published every year just in the US alone. So who's who's doing all the reading who isn't reading and why? Well, that's a that's a that's an interesting question. And a troubling one that that people aren't reading more. There are many readers who read many books a year many books month, in fact, but generally speaking the statistics that we've seen about how people. There. There's not there's not as many people reading as certainly as I would like to see and not just because I'm a bookseller and a writer, but because I think it's people pursue their on their paths in lives. Whatever kind of development thereafter, whether it's professional or spiritual
Melania Trump praises LeBron James after her husband bashes him
"Brand I understand, the tracks need, to be fixed it when you do maintenance but. It is tough because we're twenty sitting Christie says her usual Saturday right out to q. gardens has been steadily getting longer now. Over an hour. A separate project is making things tough for Ronkonkoma branch, riders bosses are replacing all, trains this weekend and every weekend this month. Between hicksville and Ronkonkoma they. Worked to put it in another track through the. Area the Babylon and far Rockaway branches we'll be seeing some changes this coming week as well at Penn station Steve burns WCBS NewsRadio eight eighty call it, a Twitter war, between President Trump and NBA A. Star, LeBron James Trump tweeted late Friday after apparently watching an interview that James did with CNN anchor Don lemon lemon was the. Dumbest man on television but that he made LeBron Looksmart which isn't easy to, do, James being interviewed about a school he recently opened in Ohio for underprivileged children. CBS news White House correspondent wages Zhang reports that the first lady is, now getting involved in a statement spokeswoman for first lady Melania Trump said, it looks like LeBron James is working to do good. Things on behalf of, our next generation and that MRs Trump would be open. To visiting James's school wouldn't you love to see one of these NFL owners when somebody disrespects. Our flag to say get that son of a boat you, off the field the president has. Tackled other professional athletes and teams in the ongoing battle over kneeling during. The national anthem in June disinvited Super Bowl champions the Philadelphia Eagles to the White House James weighed in at the time while playing in the NBA finals I know. No matter who wins this series no one's no wasn't invite anyways Sounds of.
Wife of ex-Marine and war veteran opts to leave for Mexico ahead of deportation
"And I feel bad for people who have to go to work every day it's getting to be old, hat now for a lot of Davila riders including Lydia on occasion sometimes they don't really follow the. Schedule there are changes. To that schedule this weekend especially if you're on the. Ronkonkoma branch where buses are replacing all trains. This weekend and every weekend this month between common hicksville to help them work on adding a second track in that area port Washington. Branch writers have trains every hour instead of every half hour to allow work on another project installing positive train control that'll. Hopefully have automatically slowed down or stopped trains if they're, speeding or run a red signal, more workers, scheduled on those two branches along with the Babylon and far Rockaway, branches this coming week l. double our officials say ridership. Expect widespread changes At Penn station. Steve burns WCBS NewsRadio, eight eighty the Trump administration is keeping up the pressure on North Korea CBS's. Jiang reports secretary of state Mike. Pompeo shifted the administration's message on North Korea acknowledging there was, still a ways to go to get. North Korea to denuclearize President Trump has said, the US was making significant progress at a security forum in Singapore today Pompeo shook hands with North Korea's foreign minister and delivered a letter from President Trump to chairman Ken Pompeo is warning Russia. And, China as well as other countries against helping North Korea violate international sanctions Pompeo says Washington will take, seriously any, action that. Reduces pressure on the north to abandon its nuclear. Weapons North Korea issued a statement slamming the US for demanding the enforcement of sanctions Harvey Weinstein's lawyers want the rape case against him tossed out in New York arguing, the grand, jury never saw Awesome evidence Salek Silverman reports Harvey Weinstein's lawyer Ben Braff men has made it known that his strategy is to claim Weinstein had a long-term consensual relationship with one of his accusers which. On its own he's not a. Defense against rape what in this court filing Brachman argues the. Grand jury should, have at least. Seen a series of emails between the two one. Message from less than a month after the alleged rape in twenty thirteen says. Miss you big guy the warm exchanges continue for years in two thousand seventeen the alleged victim, rights I love you always do, but I hate feeling like a booty call we asked them. In Hatton DA's office for comment on this latest filing and a spokesman declined to give one Alex Silverman. WCBS NewsRadio eight eight and the wife of a former marine has left the country instead of getting deported. Alejandra warez said goodbye to her husband and teenage daughter at Orlando airport yesterday. Where she got on a flight to Mexico more, from CBS's Adriana has been, in the country for twenty years She married marine veteran sergeant Tim o. Juarez a naturalized American citizen who served two years in combat in Iraq their.