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A highlight from Selects: Cockney Rhyming Slang: Beautiful Gibberish
"Hello everybody, the Xfinity 10G network was made for streaming giving you an incredible viewing experience now You can stream all of your favorite live sports shows and movies with way less buffering freezing and lagging Thanks to the next generation Xfinity 10G network You get a reliable connection so you can sit back relax and enjoy your favorite entertainment Get way more into what you're into when you stream on the Xfinity 10G network learn more at Xfinity .com Hey everyone the new fully electric 7 -seat Volvo EX90 comes with the latest technology to help keep you and those around you safe because hey We're all human and distractions can happen even when we're behind the wheel That's why the Volvo EX90's two sensor driver Understanding system is designed to prevent distractions by helping you stay focused by detecting when you're driving drowsy or distracted So the car can alert you safety comfort and fully electric reserve your Volvo EX90 today learn more at Volvo cars com slash us Everybody it's your old pal Josh and for this week's select. I've chosen our episode from November of 2019 on cockney rhyming slang. This is one of those silly episodes That's also packed with a lot of interesting information and I remember Chuck and I having fun making it So I hope you'll enjoy listening to it, too enjoy Welcome to stuff you should know production of I heart radio And welcome to the podcast I'm Josh Clark and there's Charles W. Chuck Bryant right there. There's Jerry Roland right there So that makes this stuff. You should know right Can't top that I was trying to think a way to say welcome to the podcast in cockney rhyming slang Can you make an attempt my I'm my brain is so broken right now. I can't even try. Okay, good good Well, welcome. It's a good good time to record a show You're gonna do some cockney in here, right? We want to offend as many Londoners as we can I don't know just just channel a little Dick Van Dyke. Oh You know Yeah, the American Doing a bad cockney accent. Well, I did recently rewatch the limey Yes Casey's for benefit. Yeah, the great great movie from Steven Soderbergh. Never seen it. It's awesome. Is it really? Yeah, I mean, I know it's like a classic and everybody loves it. But I mean, it's really that good Yeah, because a lot of people liked I don't know the hangover. I Like the hangover. Well, how would you how would you like the limey and the hangover same level? Yeah, they're the same movie almost. All right, it's weird. Well, then I've seen the hangover so I don't need to see the limey Lemmy's great and Terence stamp is Awesome, and it then uses some cockney rhyming slang and one great scene My big exposure to cockney rhyming slang is lock stock in two smoking barrels Snatch. Yeah, which I think are both directed by Guy Ritchie, right? Wasn't lock stock like his first attempt and snatch was the one that like Got him married to Madonna you a fan of his yeah, I mean as much as I Like his movies, I don't like him personally necessarily cuz he like hunts bore like a jackass does it like yeah No drunk with his friends in the most like disrespectful way of murdering a pig. I admit his movies But yeah, I do like his movie sounds like he's a creep, too I'm not gonna go on record saying that but Yeah, those movies are okay and then I guess what's his name Don Cheadle a little bit in Oceans 11 sure he did a little bit of that right and I mean like It's code to Americans. It's oh, there's like a criminal a British criminal, right? That's all that means these days Yeah, I think so in movies. It's definitely Like all of those are criminal right criminal people in the movies They're like, you know kind of slick cool criminals that wear leather coats and stuff like that Not dumb criminals that wear like football jerseys or anything like that. They're like, you know smooth criminals That's I think what I was looking for. Yeah, but This this idea of associating it with cockney is not necessarily associating it with criminals. It's more associated with like Lower class working class less educated definitely not the aristocracy over in Britain yeah, or the upper class sure and that by by speaking with a cockney accent or More to the point using cockney rhyming slang you could really differentiate yourself To as a point of pride, right? Like you were speaking like your group your in -group which was at the time cockney, right? But the big surprise to all this is it's really possible and even probable that it wasn't the cockney that came up with this Rhyming slang that it was somebody else altogether. Maybe who knows should we say what it is? No Not for the rest of the podcast cockney rhyming slang Wasn't even Very clearly defined in this piece. Okay, did you think it was? It's in there. Okay, you got to just kind of separate the wheat from the chaff So it is a two -word phrase and is a slang phrase Consisting of two words so far so good where the last word of that phrase rhymes with the original word and It can be and I think the best way to do this is just to throw out a few no. No keep describing Well, the two -word phrase it can be it can be a lot of things it can be a person's name It can be just something random can be a place could be a place. It could be a lot of things it can be anything Yeah, sure. I guess it can be But shall we illustrate it through? Well, there's a second part to it. Okay, the second part and this is very important the Two -word phrase that you're using to that where the second one rhymes with the word you're actually saying Yeah, the original word the original word. Thank you Usually has nothing to do with it. There's no metaphor. There's no connection. There's no Nothing, there's no there's no context to it It's supposed to just be random or in most cases. It is just random words right one of which rhymes with the word you're replacing and To further complicate things sure In a lot of cases and no one knows why sometimes this happens and sometimes it doesn't a lot of times that one of the words Of the two -word phrase is dropped. Yeah, and then you're just left with the one word Which doesn't even rhyme with the original word anymore, right? That's I mean, that's probably the best description of cockney rhyming slang anyone's ever given So I think we should illustrate it with a couple of examples. I pulled some from From something called the internet Here here's one the the tip and tete That's how long it took me to come up with that Tip and tete for internet, but in ten years, it'll just be called the tip I'm gonna log on to the tip governor So let's say your word was and this was in oceans 11 specifically trouble is the word that you're trying to say Cockney rhyming slang for trouble is Barney rubble awesome And so you would say you're making a bit of the bonnie rubble again, right when somebody that was kind of Who was that? Making a bit of bonnie rubble not the see I already did it wrong No, but I think you that's not like a real person to an American for sure. Oh, yeah Um, I can't I can't I'll shout it out. Later. Oh, man. I finally did a good one No, but it wasn't a cockney person, okay for Another example Queen They would use the term baked bean Look who's on TV. It's the baked bean And that's the Queen. I like that one or in the case of one that's been dropped What is Ed use here bees and honey? That one is not dropped for money. Okay, but which one was apples and pears right? Right, so you would say I'm gonna go up the apple and stairs Apples and pears. Oh, man Let me retake this everybody You would say I'm going to go up the apples and pears to go get my wallet to pay for this pizza Or something to that effect. Okay, but then over time people drop the pears And so now the word for stairs in cockney rhyming slang is just apples Which if you're just standing there on the outside like a normal American bloke sure, which by the way means person You have no idea why this person just called stairs apples You got what they were saying because the context is there you're going up the apples to get your wallet to pay for the pizza But why would you just say that did you did you hit your head? Is there something wrong with you? What's the problem? Why would you just call that apples? Yeah, that's why it's so confounding But the great thing about cockney rhyming slang and in particular the great thing about researching cockney rhyming slang is you learn How you get from apples to stairs and then it makes sense sometimes Yeah, that's true. It's not always. Yeah, sometimes there's It's not documented which ed points out is one of the problems sometimes you can draw the line the through line But because it's not documented and sometimes these things take years and years to morph into its final version right unless you unless you're you know on the What would you call street on the dole? No on the streets, then I wouldn't know but I don't know what streets is you can't just make stuff up like there's real words I'm the drums and beats So you're on the drums right, but they probably have a word for streets like that's the whole point You can't just make anything up, but the you could if it hasn't been taken yet sure Also, that's the other thing about cockney rhyming slang is it evolves right so old celebrities that that no one even knows about anymore Fall away to new celebrities whose name also rhyme with you know whatever word you're saying right? I thought you meant old celebrities who maybe used to talk this way like Michael Caine no He's never said any rhyming slang in his life. No of course you got to see the movie Alfie Maybe that's who it was it might have been Michael Caine. I'll take that Michael Caine. I think it was as a matter of fact Thank you, I'm glad you did it. Noel always says a good joke is to say Michael Caine in the correct accent say the words my cocaine And it sounds like Michael Caine saying it then it sounds like that the correct accent for Michael Caine all right say it my cocaine Well you just blew that one out of the water You Gotta set me up in the future Okay, well there's I've got it two ways now, man, okay, here's the thing my cocaine That's my cocaine That's pretty good Michael Caine. It is good. You're right. No. You just got to say it the right way and not like a robot Josh So here's that one of the things is sort of confounding if you want to look up a like a glossary and Say well, here's what I'm gonna. Do I'm gonna learn cockney rhyming slang so for my trip to England I'm really you know. I'm really in with everybody First of all bad idea yeah second of all it's it can be very localized Mm -hmm and the accents are all different Yeah, so even people in London sure who both who all use well people in London Do but the people who use cockney rhyming slang in London yeah might not even agree on what word is means What I'm just picturing all the people walking around England laughing their arses off. I can't wait to get to that one As we stumble through this um yeah, it had a really good Example of why there's no codification of the cockney rhyming slang He said that when people are creating a language especially informal ones like slang They don't write it all down quote dear diary referred to my house as a cat and mouse today because it rhymed We all had a good laugh might try. Just calling it cat tomorrow and see how it goes It is it sounds funny, but that's that's how it works stumbling across the diaries And here's the other thing too is there are cases where there is a little bit of a reflection of the original word and the example that it gives here is twist Yeah, like to call a woman a twist mm -hmm Which I don't know if that's derogatory or not or just some weird slang that no one uses anymore I don't think so although I don't know so yeah these are also the people who use the C word like it's nothing Man I can't wait to go back there Which we're gonna do soonish right? I'd love to do in 2020. Maybe yeah, all right So twist came from twist and twirl which meant girl which is They were talking about like dancing with a girl twisting and twirling in a nightclub Let's say so there is some connection in that one. Yeah, so girl and ended up becoming twist So that sort of makes sense there's another one called on your Todd After a guy named Todd Sloan and it means on your own Right and the thing is is like on your Todd it makes sense Sloan rhymes with own It doesn't have to have any connection, but that one actually does yeah Cuz Todd Sloan was a famous jockey in the 19th century like horse jockey. Yes, okay? What other kind is there disc jockeys? Oh, yeah, sure So his book his memoir was called Todd Sloan by himself Which is weird to refer to yourself in third person for your memoir Hmm, but there was a line in it that apparently East End East Enders in London like really picked up I was left alone by those. I never ceased to grieve for It's still like the idea of being alone or on your own Became synonymous with Todd Sloan his name just happened to rhyme with that So it's one of those rare ones where there is a connection to it and also rare Chuck in that This is a 19th century horse jockey and still today on your Todd is recognized as on your own Whereas a lot of people probably have no idea exactly who he is and when that happens That frequently that person gets moved out for potentially another celebrity or another word That's a little more understandable or recognized another new jockey two people today, right? Yeah exactly which can you name one? Nope? 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Discerning Hearts - Catholic Podcasts
A highlight from IDL82 Part 3 Chapter 38 Introduction to the Devout Life by St. Francis de Sales Discerning Hearts Podcast
"Discerning Hearts provides content dedicated to those on the spiritual journey. To continue production of these podcasts, prayers, and more, go to discerninghearts .com and click the donate link found there, or inside the free Discerning Hearts app to make your donation. Thanks and God bless. Part Three, Chapter 38 of the Introduction to the Devout Life by St. Francis de Sales. This is a Discerning Hearts recording read by Corey Webb. Chapter 38, Councils to Married People. Marriage is a great sacrament both in Jesus Christ and His Church, and one to be honored to all, by all, and in all. To all, for even those who do not enter upon it, should honor it in all humility. By all, for it is wholly alike to poor as to rich. In all, for its origin, its end, its form and matter are wholly. It's the nursery of Christianity, whence the earth is peopled with faithful, till the number of the elect in heaven be perfected, so that respect for the marriage tie is exceedingly important to the commonwealth, of which it is the source and supply. Would to God that His dear Son were bidden to all weddings as to that of Cana? Truly, then the wine of consolation and blessing would never be lacking. For if these are often so wanting, it is because too frequently now men summon Adonis instead of our Lord, and Venus rather than our Lady. He who desires that the young of his flock should be like Jacob's, fair and ring -streaked, must set fair objects before their eyes, and he who would find a blessing in his marriage must ponder the holiness and dignity of this sacrament, instead of, which too often weddings become a season of mere feasting and disorder. Above all, I would exhort all married people to seek that mutual love so commended to them by the Holy Spirit in the Bible. It is little to bid you love one another with the mutual love. Turtle doves do that, or with human love. The heathen cherished such love as that. But I say to you in the apostles' words, Husbands, love your wives even as Christ also loved the church. Wives, submit yourselves to your husbands as unto the Lord. It was God who brought Eve to our first father Adam, and gave her to him to wife. And even so, my friends, it is God's invisible hand which binds you in the sacred bonds of marriage. It is He who gives you one to the other, therefore cherish one another with a holy, sacred, heavenly love. The first effect of this love is the indissoluble union of your hearts. If you glue together two pieces of deal, provided that the glue be strong, their union will be so close that the stick will break more easily in any other part than where it is joined. Now God unites husband and wife so closely in himself that it should be easier to sunder soul from body than husband from wife. Nor is this union to be considered as mainly of the body, but yet more a union of the heart, its affections and love. The second effect of this love should be inviolable fidelity to one another. In olden times, finger rings weren't want to be graven as seals. We read of it in holy scriptures, and this explains the meaning of the marriage ceremony, when the church, by the hand of their priest, blesses a ring and gives it first to the man in token that she sets a seal on his heart by this sacrament, so that no thought of any other woman may even enter therein so long as she who now is given to him shall live. Then the bridegroom places the ring on the bride's hand, so that she in turn may know that she must never conceive any affection in her heart for any other man so long as he shall live, who is now given to her by our Lord himself. The third end of marriage is the birth and bringing up of children, and herein, O you married people, are you greatly honored in that God willing to multiply souls to bless and praise him to all eternity? He associates you with himself in this his work, by the production of bodies into which, like dew from heaven, he infuses the souls he creates as well as the bodies into which they enter. Therefore husbands, do you preserve a tender constant hearty love for your wives? It was that the wife might be loved heartily and tenderly that woman was taken from the side nearest Adam's heart. No failings or infirmities, bodily or mental, in your wife should ever excite any kind of dislike in you, but rather a loving, tender compassion, and that because God has made her dependent on you and bound to defer to and obey you, that while she is meant to be your helpmate, you are her superior and her head. And on your part, wives, do you love the husbands God has given you tenderly, heartily, but with a reverential confiding love? For God has made the man to have the predominance and to be the stronger, and he of his flesh, taking her from out of the ribs of the man, to show that she must be subject to his guidance. All holy Scripture enjoins this subjection, which nevertheless is not grievous, and the same holy Scripture, while it bids you accept it lovingly, bids your husbands to use his superiority with great tenderness, loving -kindness and gentleness. Husbands dwell with your wives according to knowledge, giving honor unto the wife as unto the weaker vessel. But while you seek diligently to foster this mutual love, give good heed that it do not turn to any manner of jealousy. Just as the worm is often hatched in the sweetest and ripest apple, so too often jealousy springs up in the most warm and loving hearts, defiling and ruining them, and if it is allowed to take root, it will produce dissension, quarrels and separation. Of a truth, jealousy never arises where love is built up on true virtue, and therefore it is a sure sign of an earthly sensual love, in which mistrust and inconstancy is soon infused. It is a sorry kind of friendship which seeks to strengthen itself by jealousy, for though jealousy may be a sign of strong hot friendship, it is certainly no sign of a good pure perfect attachment, and that because perfect love implies absolute trust in the person loved, whereas jealousy implies uncertainty. If you, husbands, would have your wives faithful, be it yours to set them the example. How have you the face to exact purity from your wives, asks Saint Gregory Nazianzen, if you yourself live an impure life? Or, how can you require that which you do not give in return? If you would have them chaste, let your own conduct to them be chaste. Saint Paul bids you possess your vessel in sanctification, but, if on the contrary, you teach them evil, no wonder that they dishonor you. And you, O women, whose honor is inseparable from modesty and purity, preserve it jealously, and never allow the smallest speck to soil the whiteness of your reputation. Shrink sensitively from the various trifles which can touch it, never permit any gallantries whatsoever. Suspect any who presume to flatter your beauty or grace, for when men praise wares they cannot purchase, they are often tempted to steal. And if anyone should dare to speak in disparagement of your husband, show that you are irrecoverably offended, for it is plain that he not only seeks your fall, but he counts you as half -fallen, since the bargain with the newcomer is half -made when one is disgusted with the first merchant. Ladies, both in ancient and modern times have worn pearls in their ears, for the sake, so says Pliny, of hearing them tinkle against each other. But remembering how the friend of God Isaac sent earrings as first pledges of his love to the chaste Rebecca, I look upon this mystic ornament as signifying that the first claim a husband has over his wife, and one which she ought most faithfully to keep for him, is her ear, so that no evil word or rumor enter therein, and not be heard save the pleasant sound of true and pure words, which are represented by the choice pearls of the Gospel. Never forget that souls are faithfulness lead to familiarity and confidence, and saints have abounded in tender caresses Isaac and Rebecca. The type of chaste married life indulged in such caresses as to convince Abimelech that they must be husband and wife. The great St. Louis, strict as he was to himself, was so tender towards his wife that some were ready to blame him for it, although, in truth, he rather deserved praise for subjecting his lofty, marital mind to the little details of conjugal love. Such minor matters will not suffice to knit hearts, but they tend to draw them closer and promote mutual happiness. Before giving birth to St. Augustine, St. Monica offered him repeatedly to God's glory, as he himself tells us, and it is not a good lesson for Christian women how to offer the fruit of their womb to God. Who accepts the free oblations of loving hearts and promotes the desires of such faithful mothers? Witness Samuel St. Thomas Aquinas, St. Andrea Deficile, and others. St. Bernard's mother, worthy of such a son, was wont to take her newborn babes in her arms to offer them to Jesus Christ, thenceforth loving them with a reverential love as a sacred deposit from God. And so entirely was her offering accepted that all her seven children became saints. And when children begin to use their reason, fathers and mothers should take great pains to fill their hearts with the fear of God. This the good queen Blanche did most earnestly by St. Louis her son. Witness her oft -repeated words, My son, I would sooner see you die than guilty of a mortal sin, words which sank so deeply into the saintly monarch's heart, that he himself said there was no day on which they did not recur to his mind and strengthen him in treading God's ways. We call races and generations, houses, and the Hebrews were to want to speak of the birth of children as the building up of the house, as it is written of the Jewish midwives in Egypt, that the Lord made them houses, whereby we learn that a good house is not reared so much by the accumulation of worldly goods as by the bringing up of children in the ways of holiness and of God. And to this end, no labor or trouble must be spared, for children are the crown of their parents. Thus it was that St. Monica steadfastly withstood St. Augustine's evil propensities, and, following him across sea and land, he became more truly the child of her tears in the conversion of his soul than the son of her body in his natural birth. St. Paul assigns the charge of the household to the woman, and, consequently, some hold that the devotion of the family depends more upon the wife than the husband, who is more frequently absent, and has less influence in the house. Certainly King Solomon, in the book of Proverbs, refers all households' prosperity to the care and industry of that virtuous woman whom he describes. We read in Genesis that Isaac entreated the Lord for his wife, because she was barren, or as the Hebrews read it, he prayed over against her, on opposite sides of the place of prayer, and his prayer was granted. This is the most fruitful union between husband and wife which is founded in devotion, to which they should mutually stimulate one another. They are certain fruits like the quince, of so bitter a quality, that they are scarcely eatable, save when preserved, while others again, like cherries and apricots, are so delicate and soft that they can only be kept by the same treatment. So the wife must seek that her husband be sweetened with the sugar of devotion, for man without religion is a rude rough animal, and the husband will desire to see his wife devout, as without her frailty and weakness are liable to tarnish an injury. Saint Paul says that the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband, because in so close a tie one may easily draw the other to what is good, and how great is the blessing on those faithful husbands and wives who confirm one another continually in the fear of the Lord. Moreover, each should have such forbearance towards the other that they never grow angry or fall into discussion and argument. The bee will not dwell in a spot where there is much loud noise or shouting, or echo, neither will God's Holy Spirit dwell in a household where altercation and tumult, arguing and quarreling, disturb the peace. Saint Gregory Nenzen said that in his time married people were wont to celebrate the anniversary of their wedding, and it is a custom I should greatly approve, provided it were not a merely secular celebration, but if husbands and wives would go on that day to confession and communion, and commend their married life specially to God, renewing their resolution to promote mutual good by increased love and faithfulness, and thus take breath, so to say, and gather new vigor from the Lord to go on steadfastly in their vocation.
Home Gadget Geeks
A highlight from Marv Bee with the NetAlly Cyber Scope, Bose Sound Sport, AI News and a New Podcast HGG583
"This is the Average Guy Network, and you have found Home Gadget Geeks Show No. 583 with guest Marv B recorded on August 31, 2023. Here on Home Gadget Geeks, we cover all your favorite tech gadgets that find their way into your home. News, reviews, product updates and conversation all for the average tech guest. I'm your host, Jim Collison, broadcasting live from the averageguy .tv studios here in a beautiful Bellevue, Nebraska. Smokey. I'm kind of looking forward to the winter when we can put these fires out up north and out west. And my throat has been scratchy all summer. And it's just, it's like, Marv, it's like we're smoking a pack of cigarettes every day. Marv Birdie... Are you getting the little haze and dust? You know, do you actually see it? Yeah, yeah, this, this blue moon or this moon, full moon that we had last night that everybody's been talking about, it was, yeah, or it was like orange here. So it's so hazy. And it just kind of gets to the back of your throat. I'll be, I, you know, I'll be excited for winter to get here to get those fires put out for sure. And I'm sure those Canadians will be happy to have those put out. Are people walking around wearing masks? No, that's never gonna happen in Nebraska. Not ever again. No, not ever again. That's never, that will never, that will never happen. Anyways, we'll get some better weather coming up. Spring, or fall is on its way. We'll post a show with some world -class show notes and some links to some things that you're going to want to run out and buy. I'm telling you, Marv's got something that you're going to want to buy this weekend. I'll have a link to it out at TheAverageGuy .tv. Big thanks to Shane Dyer, who joined us two weeks ago from Irrigreen. Talked a little bit about that. And I always think of it as a 3D water printer for your lawn. It was kind of interesting what they got going on there. But, Shane, thanks for coming on. Big thanks to our Patreon subscribers as well. If you're getting value from the podcast and you want to get back, easiest way to do that's on Patreon. Check it out. TheAverageGuy .tv slash Patreon. Marv, you're back on. You've got some gadgets to talk about tonight. You know what I forgot to do in the pre -show is the drink preview. What do you got, Sam Adams, what? Marv So you and I, feeling the same way a little end of summer, kind of something to whet your whistle. And, and the kids drained the summer shandy that I had. I had some wine and Kugel's summer shandy, that one, that one out last weekend. And so we're out of those. Some Oktoberfest. I think I got some Heinekens left in there. I always got Guinness in there. But, you know, do you really want to drink? Are you a Guinness guy? Do you like Guinness at all? Sam Adams I, so I did drink Guinness years ago. I was, I went through this phase where I was drinking things like Guinness and Grosch and the original Heineken, you know, the thick, the thick hardy beers. Jim Collison Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Brian in the chat says, Both of those sound refreshing, the ones we're drinking. There's something about a good, dark, hardy beer. We have a local place called Pint 9, and they have what's called an Oso, O -S -O. And it's a thick, chocolatey, coffee, delicious. And we, I went there with some friends who were like, I can't drink it in the summer. And I'm like, Oh, I'll drink it any day, any day. It's super good. Yeah, well, we forgot to, forgot to do the beer pour in the preshow. I just wanted to get to it. But Marv, thanks for coming on tonight.
Cryptocurrency for Beginners: with Crypto Casey
A highlight from Bitcoin Book Softwar BANNED! National Strategic Significance of BTC (Most Efficient Weapon? )
"Major Jason P. Lowry of the United States Space Force wrote this extremely dense book called Softwar, a novel theory on power projection and the national strategic significance of Bitcoin. And in an interview with Robert B. Love a couple months ago, Lowry said he wrote the book as a step -by -step guide for politicians, regulators, or anyone on how to win the argument that Bitcoin is a national security issue that needs to be addressed by the United States yesterday. He argues that this new technology is the next newt, and the fastest way to bypass all of the regulatory bureaucratic BS that is causing the U .S. to fall behind as the global and technological superpower in the world is to take the issue out of the hands of the likes of Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen, Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, SEC Chair Gary Gensler, who do not understand warfare by using this book to prove Bitcoin is a national security issue and catapulting it to the hands of the Department of Defense. Is Major Lowry onto something? Are other global powers already privy to this concept? Is that why Russia and China have recently pivoted and have become top Bitcoin hashers? Well, it's possible, because this book was printed and available to anyone around the world in February of 2023, and as of a few weeks ago, the Pentagon told Lowry to remove it from publication. Here's a tweet from Lowry on July 27th about the situation. For those asking what's going on with me, I was ordered to take Safwar down and asked to stop talking about the subject publicly. Doesn't appear on MIT's library either. Can't talk details, but things are good and I'm working hard behind the scenes. Appreciate the kind words. As some of you may know, I ordered the book when it first came out, and I've got a printed copy. So in this video, we are going to break down Lowry's thesis together about the national strategic significance of Bitcoin. So there are a few concepts we need to explore together to help us fully grasp the gravity of the theory. So let's start with physical security of scarce resources. Here on Earth, everything is in constant competition for scarce resources like food, territory, energy, shelter, a means to reproduce like a mate and similar, and every single thing alive in the world today succeeded at living and reproducing by using physical force or imposing a physical cost on predators, competitors, and any other living organism that was competing against them for food, territory, the ability to reproduce, etc. And to describe what imposing physical cost means, Lowry uses an equation where he explores the ROI or return on investment of attacking something and considers the ratio of the potential benefits or rewards from attacking something compared to the potential costs or downsides of attacking something. For example, what are the potential benefits versus costs of trying to harvest the scarce resource of honey from a beehive? Well, over time, bees have optimized themselves to reduce their vulnerability to attacks and to secure their food resources by imposing physical force on attackers by swarming and stinging them. And we can also imagine how this plays out across all of nature when considering most animals at the top of the food chain have pointy teeth, sharp talons, big claws, lots of muscles, strong bones, etc. All attributes that increase their ability to increase the costs or downsides of something that may try to attack it and increase their ability to secure scarce resources like food, territory, etc. Nice. Now with humans, the same concepts apply but play out in multiple domains in civilization due to our complexity, intelligence, psychology, physiology, and a myriad of factors. In those domains where we impose physical force against each other, on a global scale are land, water, air, outer space, and now, as Lowry points out, in his thesis, a new domain has emerged called cyberspace. So in each of these domains, to decrease our chances of being attacked, there must be a consequence. Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to maintain control and security over and access to valuable resources essential for survival like land, food, energy, natural resources, ports, etc. And as unfortunate as it may seem, warfare is the last resort to secure our resources if laws, policies, treaties, or agreements break down between different countries, civilizations, or similar. And we see it every day in nature. Lions don't negotiate terms with the gazelles when they are hungry, they just eat them. Snakes don't refer to contracts or similar between their prey, they just eat them. If a pack of wolves controls some territory and then another pack of wolves shows up, they don't have a civil conversation about where boundaries are or about sharing resources. They bark, growl, snarl, and ultimately, if it comes down to it, engage in warfare through physical force to try to secure their territory. So humans experience these same situations if we spend time developing irrigation and farmland, the only way we can secure it is by imposing a cost of attacking it with physical force. Throughout time, that has looked like spears, swords, arrows, and eventually guns and so forth. So the function of warfare is physical security over scarce resources to establish pecking order, settle disputes, and similar. Resources in life are scarce, so life has to fight for the limited resources to survive. However, over time, the form of warfare has changed. In modern society, we outsource warfare or physical security of force to the military, police forces, and similar. So while most of us do not participate in applying physical force to secure resources, war still wages on every day around the world. In the domain of land, we have armies that impose physical force on any attackers, or the armies impose physical force to try to secure land we may not currently control, depending on the cost and benefit ratio of attacking a particular area. In the domain of water, we have the navy that imposes a high cost of physical force on attackers like pirates to ensure our ports are secure and we can successfully trade across the ocean with other countries. In the domain of air, we have the air force that ensures we have access to this domain and that it is secure from potential attackers by guaranteeing a very high cost of attacking it with jets, missiles, drones, etc. In the more recent domain of space, we now have a space force that ensures we have access to space and can secure our resources by the threat of imposing physical force on anyone who tries to deny our access or threatens our resources. So at the end of the day, handshakes, policies, agreements, etc. are not enough to ensure we have freedom of access to our land, water, air, and space because, as we've discussed, there needs to be physical cost and a threat of physical force to protect ourselves from attackers. This is how civilization works and even though warfare sucks, a key benefit to warfare is it ensures decentralization of control over resources where no one centralized person, entity, country, or government has control over all of the land on earth, all of the rivers, seas, and oceans on earth, over all of the air space and outer space, and when or if a Hitler or similar tries to gain more power over any domain like land, it becomes extremely expensive and energy and resource intensive for them. Warfare is also a way to escape oppression and that if something starts to oppress you, warfare is how you prevent and escape from it. Cool. Now what happens when civilizations expand its footprint into the new emerging 5th domain of cyberspace? And what role does bitcoin play as potentially the most efficient weapon ever built that doesn't kill or physically harm anything? Hello, I'm Crypto Casey and in this video we are going to explore major Jason P. Lowry's theory on the strategic significance of bitcoin. Let's hit it.
The Dan Bongino Show
The Left Want's a Political Prisoner, So Let's Give Them One
"Federally protected area you want to tear up your entire prison you want to make sure that donald trump and the secret service team control your prisons secret service and shut down that entire floor you think you've got a prison housing crisis now let's do it let's see how long you want to play ball let's then see donald trump win the presidency from prison pardon himself and walk out of there they're like a conquering hero what you defeated lunatics in the background with your head in your hands peeing in your hypers and crying and screaming at the skies again jim you got that pull that one up again the screamers remember the screamers we used to use once in a while you want to do i want to hear this all dead all oh it's glorious the wailing the eyeing the peeing in the diapers the white bees gotta they want a political prisoner let's give them one worked out well in other countries didn't it other times they put people in jail have waltzed out to the presidency only to defeat his captors make them show their asses make them do it they keep screwing around with the police state pushing pushing boiling the frogs slow now make them turn the heat up right away don't boil the frog burn it oh that's going to be ugly yeah it's going to be no one wants to see a frog burn may you now you know you want to see it burn it don't post Bell make them come and get I want all of America to see what this country's become on what a charge that you felt you
The Eric Metaxas Show
A highlight from Harry Scherer
"Welcome to the Eric Metaxas Show. I shouldn't tell you this, but Eric hired someone who sounds just like him to host today's show. But since I'm the announcer, they told me, so I'm telling you, don't be fooled. The real Eric's in jail. Hey folks, welcome to Monday. This is the beginning of the week for me, and probably for most of you. Traditionally, Monday is seen as the beginning of the week. Chris Himes, how about for you? Will you consider this beginning of the week? It is. Normally it is. All right, so we're together on that. It's the beginning of the week. Now, I tell my audience, coming up in this hour, we're going to be talking to a young man named Harry Shearer, not to be confused with the man who does the voice of Montgomery Burns on The Simpsons. No, it's a different Harry Shearer. This is someone he's written for the American Conservative. He's written a long article on RFK Jr. Very interesting. We're going to explore that with him in this hour, RFK Jr. In hour two, I believe we're going to be speaking about men's fashion and why it's not just about fashion. It actually has meaning. How we dress, how we present ourselves meaning. has So get ready for that. Chris, I got to tell you, this weekend I was in a church, well, actually yesterday, I was in a church in Ben Salem, Pennsylvania. Ben Salem, Pennsylvania. It's been an hour and 40 minutes from New York. We drove out there, drove back. It's called Christian Life Church, Pastor Mike English. What a great church. I go to these places, I get so encouraged that there are churches that they get it. They are doing what I write about in my book, Letter to the American Church. They're living it out. They're not hiding in the shadows saying we don't want to be controversial. They are willing to simply speak the truth and they are blessing their congregations. I'm sure you can see my sermon there online, but it's Christian Life Church in Ben Salem, Pennsylvania. Just a privilege for me to be with those folks, to meet Pastor Mike and his wife, Christie, their son, Elijah. Just encouraging to me to meet people like this in communities like this, full of people of faith in action, not just faith in your head, which is fake faith, but faith that lives itself out, lives out, lives in action. Just beautiful. Anyway, okay, so speaking of faith in action, we want to continue to ask you to step up with Food for the Poor. Food for the Poor feeds people in our hemisphere who are suffering in Latin American countries, but as we begin the week in this country, many of you know that tropical storms and flooding are hitting the Baja Peninsula in California. Hurricane Hillary or tropical storm, whatever it was, Hillary hit landfall and deleted 30 ,000 emails. Isn't that unbelievable? Sorry, that was a joke. That was a cheap joke. That was a good one. It was a cheap joke that I stole from the Babylon Bee. But seriously, you know, when storms hit, the destruction is horrifying, and this is the first tropical storm, this is amazing, to hit Southern California in 84 years, right? Now, I want to say that meanwhile, forecasters are warning that major Atlantic hurricanes, Atlantic, are likely very soon. We have the hurricane season coming up in the Atlantic, and the reason I'm bringing this up right now is that there are 17 countries served by our friends at Food for the Poor, which is a Christian nonprofit relief agency, and this month they're focusing on emergency relief supplies because they know that hurricane season is upon us and it's going to strike many of these countries in these communities very, very hard, and they want to be prepared.
THE EMBC NETWORK
A highlight from DOUBLE IMPACT LIVE WITH JOHN C. MORLEY AND HURRICANE H 81323
"Well, well, well, hey, hey, hey, how you been? I I've been I've been good, man. How you been? It's been a minute. Very good. And welcome to our new subscribers and also to actually our Facebook page is following now. And also, Jason Academy is following tonight. So thank you all for joining in. You all can be part of the fun live for the first time, thanks to StreamYard's new integrations, which allow us to add guests. And when we bring people in, we can allow them to stream in what makes it really easy and allows us to have a lot more fun so they can easily share their information without even having to tell us. And we can broadcast right to their social networks, which is pretty cool. Kudos to StreamYard on that. Yeah. And guess what? I'm going to put the the link right here so you guys can see it. And hopefully you can join us if you want to wants to to hop in. If you want to dare to join it. Most of my people usually just want to stay in the chat, but you're welcome to join us if you feel like it. I know there's probably some people overseas that have been wanting to connect in and out. So tonight, let's see, where do we leave off? We have so much to talk about. I mean, I think the biggest thing I want to share with you is when I was only, I don't know, maybe about one or two, I got stung with a B. Not a big deal, but I got stung. And back then it was a big it was like the end of the world. So why do I bring this up to you? Because one of my clients, I was doing some IT work for and a about week or so ago, I knew we had these bees a while ago. I didn't really say much about it. And they told me if I want some honey. And I said, OK. And so all of a sudden, I am just about ready to leave. He says, oh, John, he says, we want to come and take a look at our beehive, right? And I was like. Maybe next time, like, yeah, I got to run like, you know, it's it's it's it's a lot later than I thought. No, no, you ended early. So you actually be able to stay. I said, oh, I did. Oh, all right. Well, he's like, you're dressed perfectly. You've got a white shirt on. You got tan shorts. You're in light colors. The bees are going to love you. They're so friendly and you should come and visit them. I don't know about you, but I was just on the fence about this. And so I said, where are they? So they're in our garden. So I started walking out to the backyard, very petrified. And 500 about feet away from the garden, not even the high, but 500 feet away from the garden. And I can see the hives, not just one, but like four of them. And each one has 10000 bees. And I know you do not want to go there. He's like, John, you got to come a little closer. I say closer than this. He's got to come in the garden. Oh, I guess I come a little closer. So I came closer to the outside of the gate. So now I'm within about 400 or 500 feet of the actual beehive. I said, I think this is close enough. He's you're not going to see anything out there. I said, it looks really nice. I said, it looks like they're working really hard. I can see them flying around. No, no, no, no, no. You're not going to see the queen. I can see the guys. I said, I believe you. It's there. No, no, no. You're not going to learn anything out there. I said, I can get a book. No, no, no, no. You got to come and see them. All right. So I opened the gate against my better judge. He's like, there are nice bees. Just don't make any sudden moves. Don't interact. Don't don't swat them. And you're going to be just fine. Like, OK, I opened the gate to the little little garden there. I close it as soon as I do this. A few bees start coming around me. Then a few more. Then with a few minutes, there is some more swarming around me. And now there's even a lot more swarming around my legs and my arms. And I was like, oh, God, you got to come a little closer, John. You're you're not going to see. I see I'm seeing plenty of bees right here. No, you got to come and see the hive. You think we should ask the bees? Is it OK if I visit your home? Do you mind if I walk over there? Is that OK with you guys? Do you mind? And so he goes, yeah. He says that they want you to come and see it. I said, all right. So I start walking to the hive and I see the queen bee and I see the worker bee and the drone bees. And I see the other bees coming in now. Oh, this is very interesting. It's very nice to visit you. I said, I can't stay very long. I have to go. But thank you for showing me your home, bees. He's like, no, you haven't seen anything. I said, I've seen a lot. He said, well, look at the honeycomb. I said, oh, the honeycomb is nice. You see how there's a size? I said, yeah. You see how the bees are flapping their wings really fast to make the honey from the nectar? I said, yeah, yeah. And if you look at that bee, he's starting to to coat it with the beeswax that they have naturally inside them to keep it from getting, you know, from from drying out. I said, wow, interesting. I don't know about you, but I just want to get the heck out of there. So these bees are all around me. Nothing stung me. And I'm trying to not make any sudden movements. I said, how do I get out of here? He says, it's really simply says that you start walking away from the hive. They'll start moving away from you as you leave the garden. They'll within a few seconds be totally away from you. So I said, I got to get going. So I started walking away from the beehive. Few feet, few feet, few feet, 100 feet, two and three. And they start leaving me a little bit. But they're still around me. I leave the garden and within about 10 or 20 seconds, they're all gone. I said, oh, thank you, God. For keeping me safe and not letting me get stung and letting me learn about bees, I say, you know what, H .H.? This is a perfect story for my next article. I learned two things from that one, the importance of being humble. And the other thing I learned bees was that are dying. And I said, I bet I could tell a story about the bee's life. That'd be pretty cool because I don't use that much. And that was not on my agenda to be talking about bees and how they work and everything. I said, I bet there's probably a company that has something out there with A .I. and saving the bees. I just thought of this. And sure enough, I found this company, Beeswise, in another country selling a Beeswise home for two thousand dollars and just 400 dollars a month with A .I. controls to manage the environment, a robotic arm inside that could do beekeeping remotely, even harvest the honey. Instead of pesticides, they would heat the frames hot enough so that the insects would just drop off. So this is interesting. And each basically home can hold 10 hives. So that's 10000 bees per hive. That's a hundred thousand bees per one of these A .I. homes. OK, John. I'm here. Yeah, yeah, I think there's some some static that came, you know, I think you moved something and we had some static. There's just I'm not sure. OK, I won't move. You know, not moving. Just like I think you hit something and then we started getting some static. I hit the gas, but there was nothing. Yeah, nothing. Yeah, something like you. It stops and it comes back when you move in. I don't know if there's electronics that are getting involved in the discussion. You know, I guess we have we don't have to worry just about bees. We have to worry about static, you know, from a frequency business here. Yeah, absolutely. The frequency. So the the article title, in case any of you guys want to read it. This article just released the other day. I'm really proud of it. It's called Bee Light and how A .I. will protect them. And when you look at this home and you see these bees, it doesn't look natural that all these bees are like in a computer environment. It looks like something that would give you a heart attack.
Mike Gallagher Podcast
Disputing Trump, Bill Barr Says No Widespread Election Fraud
"Driving into work today, I was in the back of an Uber and the guy had on Light FM, which is a very popular music station here in New York City. They play soft, I guess, pop hits or whatever the format is called Light FM. What is it, guys? Is it 106 .7 here, I think, or 96 .7? I don't know. Yeah, 106 .7. And, you know, I'm listening and I don't care. I'm on the phone with Derek and Tracy and the team and I'm texting and emailing like I do. It's a nice way to get ready for the show when you're riding in an Uber. It's about a 20 -minute Uber ride from Times Square to lower Manhattan. And the guy has got Light FM on and the 8 a .m. newscast, the young woman news anchor comes on and she reads headlines. Now, remember, it's a very popular station. Many, many thousands of people are listening to this music station, if that's their thing. If they're not smart and they're not listening to, you know, AM 970, the answer, they might want to hear, you know, I don't know, the Bee Gees or Karen Carpenter. In her newscast, she says, Bill Barr said on one of the Sunday morning news shows yesterday that he told Trump that there was no fraud in the 2020 election. Now, that's the way she reported it. I didn't even bother to have Derek Klingle, my producer, fact check it. We could, I guess. I mean, you could find the story, Derek. I'm going to guess that that is not at all what Bill Barr said yesterday. I'm going to assume that Bill Barr used the expression that all of these folks are using, which gives them their protective blanket, their level of protection. Did you notice the word that the lady left out? Again, let me repeat what I heard on this newscast on Light FM this morning during the 8 a .m. newscast, and anybody can pull the tape of it. She reported that Bill Barr said yesterday morning on the Sunday morning news shows that he told Trump when he was serving as Trump's AG, he told him that there was no fraud in the 2020 election. That is absolutely bonkers.
The Dan Bongino Show
Rep. Dan Goldman Is a Clown Hurting Rather Than Protecting Joe Biden
"The uncovering of this massive corruption scheme with the Bidens. The greatest gift has been the scoop ball in Congress. Dan Goldman. What a clown. Now, let me just say something about Dan Goldman. Here's what I think is going on with Goldman. Goldman's a freshman congressman up from New York, so he's clearly too dumb to know like to keep himself out of trouble and get himself on the record saying things that in 10 years his kids are going to look back on and go, Dad, I don't know. You look like you were part of the problem right there. Again, always I bring this up, not to be hyper insulting to these people because that's. Listen, folks, I screw up things all the time. And I think about that all the time. I'm a public figure. You know, people come up to my daughter all the time. Yo, did you see what your dad said? Because people steal my stuff and put it on TikTok and stuff, whatever. know, And, you it's all the kids watch is TikTok and reels and stuff. Did you see what your dad said? And my daughter's always like, Oh, what do you say now? And usually it's nothing bad. But sometimes I got to tell you, you know, me being a dad, I'm like, maybe I should say, you know, Because you have kids. And I think to myself, we'd like a joker like this Congressman Dan Goldman, who just continues to humiliate himself over the Biden crime family. I wonder that. What happened to him to the people come up to his kids about him? You know, he had me like, hey, look at your dad. How embarrassing. Like he's a dad collecting bees. You ever see that thing on TikTok? You ever see it? You never saw it, right? You ever see what I'm talking about? It's just so weird. Don't these people have any dignity at all? I mean, no one's done more damage to Joe Biden and Dan Goldman. Hunter Biden's done less damage to Joe Biden than Dan Goldman. Every time this guy gets in front of a microphone, it is a humiliating disaster. Yesterday, he rushes out from the hearing, of course runs in front of the he only cares about being
The Eric Metaxas Show
Eric Chats With Jarret LeMaster From the Babylon Bee
"Start with babylon b um i've been with them now for almost a year and a half i guess yeah year and a half okay so you but you kind of uh became known because you played the role i don't know if i'm going to pronounce this right you press satan conference of a press no satan is like the tofu thing satan you played the devil in a truly hilarious video that went viral after the defeat of roe v wade and the dobbs decision so this is like last summer yeah was that only last summer that was very recent yeah so you feels longer than it was so you um but you played the role of satan and it was so well done because i actually when when i got to know about the babylon b i was like they do written humor so brilliantly yeah how i wish they could also pull off performative humor and so when i saw that video of you which many people are familiar with i mean it was really funny but like a lot of the stuff you do really spot on in terms of what you're saying with the humor so uh yeah that you must get that all the time that people like they know you from that video well people don't necessarily recognize me as the devil because that's good because of the horns and the red yeah i think that's it uh but yeah no i it is funny how so you don't wear that out of the house i'll tell you i did wear it home because i couldn't get we don't have a shower yeah at the at the studio right and i've been to the studio yeah it stinks it's terrible yeah um but we don't have a shower and so i had all this red makeup my whole upper torso is red makeup i had you know horns on i had my eye you know upper torso by definition that's called your torso it's just a torso yeah yeah if it's oh really lower torso is not your torso anymore that's just your yeah i'm sorry to direct you yeah but i'm just letting you know there's no such thing as upper torso it's just torso it's just
The Eric Metaxas Show
The Babylon Bee's Jarret LeMaster on His Acting Journey
"You originally went to california did you know you want to do comedy or did you just want to say no i want a career in acting i i initially just wanted to act and so and and the reason why i wanted to act is because i could be everything i wanted to be if i was an actor you know like i could just be i could be a doctor for a day i wouldn't have to go to 12 years to 12 years of who needs that i could be an astronaut for a couple of months you know like you know our rock musician for a while you know so did it did you succeed in any measure did you get any so i did work early on i was in a few movies a couple of films couple tv shows anything we'd be familiar with and plays i mean i don't know they're all independent stuff and it was a lot of fun and we would shoot on location and stuff i i did one called they call him sasquatch where i played a british kidding yeah wait a minute they call him sasquatch they call him sasquatch they call him sasquatch yes i am all about that are you you don't know this you don't know this but chris heim's my producer you love sasquatch early on uh in this show we did this is not a joke we did a sasquatch week on the program no really no yeah i do like that i do believe in sasquatch week do i believe in sasquatch i i don't just believe in sasquatch but it is by his musky odor that i see all else in the universe
AP News Radio
Panthers beat Bruins 4-3 in Game 5 OT to avoid elimination
"The Panthers have forced a game 6 in their first round series by outlasting the bruins four three and overtime. Matthew kuchak scored 6 minutes into OT after the cats wasted a trio of one goal leads. Swaggy was able to put pressure on it, forced turnover, and I was able to hop out there fast, but with duke change in and just a little bit of pinball and somehow got right on my stick and made sure to put it home. Anthony duclair Sam Bennett and Sam Reinhart had Florida's other goals and Sergei bobrovsky turned back 44 shots. Taylor hall tied the game for the bees with ten minutes left in regulation. The series resumes on Friday. I'm Dave ferry.
AP News Radio
Bruins reclaim home-ice edge, top Panthers 4-2 in Game 3
"The bruins built a four zero lead and took a two one series lead by downing the Panthers four two. Taylor hall put Boston ahead for good just two 26 into the game. It was good to get off to a nice start as an individual and as a team I thought we were we were dialed in right from the start of the game. He also set up Nick foligno's goal to put the bees up by four with 8 15 left in between Charlie Coyle and David pastrnak let the lamp it's the bruins bounced back from their game too lost. Linus omark stopped 28 shots and blanked the cats until Gustav forsling and Sam Reinhart scored 78 seconds apart. With forsling ending the shutout with 5 19 left, game four is Sunday in Florida. I'm Dave ferry.
AP News Radio
California storms hit beekeepers, but honey outlook's sweet
"Storms in California have hit beekeepers hard, but the outlook for honey is sweet. All that rain along with wind and chilly temperatures kept bees in Jean brandy's hives. But this year we had to do a lot more feeding because the bees were not able to fly and we just want to make sure that they don't starve to death on us. The bees are expensive to feed, but it's more expensive if the high dies. We have a hole drilled on top of every hive cover that we can invert a can into and feed them that way, give them a gallon of sugar short to make sure that they don't starve. California was battered this winter by at least a dozen atmospheric rivers, as well as powerful storms, some hives were washed away by flooding. The Rain is expected to bring a burst of spring wildflowers. It has the makings of a great year. It should be a great year for honey in California. Brandi says they've been praying for rain for the last three dry years, and they finally have it. I'm Ed Donahue
Mark Levin
George Carlin: People Are Worried About Everything Every Day
"George Carlin from his 1992 HBO special It's very much worth listening to America Because it put things in perspective Cut 16 go You got people like this around you Countries full of them now People walking around all day long Every minute of the day worried about everything worried about the air word about the water worried about the soil Worried about insecticides pesticides food additives carcinogens worried about radon gas worrying about asbestos worried about saving endangered species Let me tell you about endangered species all right Saving endangered species is just one more arrogant attempt by humans to control nature It's arrogant meddling It's what got us in trouble in the first place Doesn't anybody understand that Interfering with nature Over 90% over way over 90% of all the species that have ever lived on this planet ever lived are gone They're extinct We didn't kill them all They just disappeared That's what nature does They disappear these days at the rate of 25 a day And I mean regardless of our behavior irrespective of how we act on this planet 25 species that we're here today will be gone tomorrow Let them go gracefully Leave nature alone Haven't we done enough We're so self important So self important Everybody's gonna save something now Save the trees save the bees save the whales save those snails And the greatest arrogance of all save the planet What Are these people kidding me Save the planet We don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet We haven't learned how to care for one another We're gonna save the planet
The Charlie Kirk Show
Sacramento Bee Falsely Accuses Charlie of Trans Lynching Comments
"The things we do at turning point USA and we believe firmly in our core is that we should go to we should intentionally go to places where we are in the philosophical, religious and ideological minority, that we need to go to places where we are not always going to get the warmest welcome. And in fact, I think one of the reasons that we have lost our country is that far too often conservatives are afraid to go into the left wing bastions and speak the truth. And so we had this campus event schedule that University of California Davis for quite some time and what happened last night was something I've never experienced in my now ten years of doing this. I have given over a 120 speeches on campus. I've given over thousands and thousands of lectures and as many of you know, radio and podcast thing. I've never seen what has happened and what is unfolded because it wasn't just the students or the antifa terrorists. What unfolded in the last 24 hours is so telling about how the elites and how leaders are involving themselves in the incitement of violence against conservatives. And I'll prove this to you and I'll show it to you. It's disturbing in more ways than one. So yesterday morning we were hosting our radio program and they were already talking a big game at University of California Davis. And the Sacramento bee, which is the local newspaper in the Sacramento area published a newspaper article, calling me a fascist speaker, and that's not true, but I can roll my eyes and say whatever. But the byline of the article took my breath away. It said, Charlie Kirk is coming to University of California Davis, who has openly called for the lynching of trans people. I have not only have I never said that. I haven't even remotely ever gotten close. It is a fabricated total completely fake lot. But the Sacramento bee ran with it. And so immediately we mentioned it on our program, we emailed ahead of the Sacramento bee. We said, hey, this is an Internet rumor of somebody that's a trans activist that came after Charlie because he didn't like his strong opinion when he said, quote, in the 1950s and 1960s, men would not have allowed men to compete against women in women's sports or go into women's locker rooms, they would have dealt with it. That was the exact quote
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NHL-best Bruins clinch Atlantic with 2-1 win over Tampa Bay
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"Just hacksaw. He said he stopped. Says that would just be rich. You'd have to have down syndrome. Just keeps making an apology for saying that. Oh he say what's on your mind and that's that's something that you need to protect as an artist and anything. That's what is so scarier. Let's what is being threatened right now in this time is everyone's being really careful walking on eggshells but that's not what true artists and what is not what you are supposed to do. And it's not what we're supposed to do general because we have still. Hopefully we have for a little bit longer the right to free speech in this country. And that's that's how we actually have conversations and learn instead of you know being controlling and weird and dishonest and inauthentic our cultures. Just at war with honesty like we. We want everybody to have the script. Everybody go by the script. And that's why people like norm standout because norm will not go with the script. I mean you go look at all. The standout moments his appearance on the view when they kept telling stop talking about bill clinton and he just kept saying what he murdered. A guy really comes up and went. That far comes up any something. I think george bush had just gotten elected and he comes up and says something about. I like george bush. Good guy you know. The time we got homicide out of the white house Last guy murdered a guy just like you cannot make those accusations on long. Tv's like okay. Fine it was manslaughter love. Wow this if you don't know about normal primer watch the norm macdonald the view bill clinton. Oj jokes you'll see. There's all these There's a there's jenna called. I'm not norm. That just has a bunch of him. He is very crass and vulgar when he wants to be conan appearances and the moth joke is one of the best. I'm trying not to just make this. Just cracking up reminiscent on foot. Rest is if you ever watched. His comedians in cars getting coffee degraded. And there's a moment where he says something to jerry seinfeld like oh you know you don't have any kids but silently do. I've got three kids like what it's got girl two boys or whatever like all right we'll agree to disagree. That's what i'm saying. It was him conversation. Just always the best itself interested in one of famous moments is he was. He didn't like roasts. But he was on the bob segment roast. And so everybody's being vulgar and meaning crass he goes up there and he just does all the cheesiest all he found this old timey joke book and he goes up there and he just starts telling the cheesiest jokes he's like. Oh you know. I'm sure bob saying it's got a lot of wellwisher well-wishers out here today but he's also got a lot of people would like to throw him into a well murdering with a well over. Explains these really bad jokes and have just in the context of it. So funny moth joke. Oh man you just gotta watch it. You gotta watch it. Can't we cannot conan one. Or i think the best version is if you listen news. Audiobook 'cause he he narrates. Anki does the most epic you know crafted version of a joke. I mean the story but is he took a he had like a six or seven haverman along this segment was on conan coming up and he didn't have any material and heard cheesy moth joke. That an old man told him and he just goes. What have i got this milk. That joke out for that long dislike the dumbest joke ever. And it's a it's a masterpiece. I've seen him on a lot of tv shows. I definitely recognize his face Seems like i have some research. Few quotes comedy surprises. So if you're intending to make somebody laugh don't laugh. that's funny. He loved bombing and mike loved. He loved just essentially you watch because words shows and things he comes on he loved he loved making them not laugh and he loved. He loved that that silence intention and just sitting there with the big crappy grant honest and get it at the punchline was just him going okay. We wrote that joke about Amc accidentally strangling herself with shoelaces. Because she's a stupid and we put that in the headline because she's a stupid and to me. That is our most norm joke. Because it's like is stupid. Get funny because she says stupid. The funniest thing is that when people every time we post that article people get mad at it like slamming all these comments comments are gold. And then we'll require Issue a clarification just as glorification. The joke is that she's stupid. People are still slamming you like and that's the best part to me making the audience of the joke and they don't know that they are so that was frank's joke I think probably very norm inspired when he So you're after leaving. Snl they brought him back on a host so the idea that because the his boss fired him he told them. You're just not funny. That was the reasoning. Everybody knows the. Oj thing yeah. That's be real. He's so real like they just meet him where he is worse. Like getting fired from a shows bad. But i'm not funny. That's like my whole career so in a year back. He's he's the host he goes. How did it go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building to being so funny that i'm now hosting the show and he said it concluded i haven't gotten funnier. The shows got really bad. So you're kind of touching one. This is from his book. One of the more honest moments in his book. That is a mixture of truth and fiction. It can be difficult to define yourself by something that happened so long ago. And it's gone forever He's talking about The oj seven. The mo- jane everybody's remember what happened on the weekly update It's like a fellow at the end of the bar telling no one in particular about the silver medal. He won in highschool track the when he still wears around his neck. The only thing and old man can tell. Young man is that it goes fast real fast. And if you're not careful it's too late. Of course the young man will never understand the truth but you got to hear norm said on the air. Does that old chunk of anything. He means no. No one's really gonna understand. Yeah the kissy saying like trying to let go this thing here. Yeah there's definitely some like the one thing you need to know grandfather was. You can't understand until it's doing is Yeah youth is wasted on the young and all that deep deep all right. Well we're going to talk more about nor donald in a subscriber lines where we have an insider who were with him and he's going to give us all kinds of was telling me he actually worked..
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"Just the fact that you call not just on on the level of charles manson whatever. Then you're bad in even fox news. There's plenty of fox news let me cringe hard. Well that's the thing that's weird is that i feel the same way you'd about rush limbaugh like some of the stuff he said. I agree with that. I like i was never like a die hard fan where i and every day and some some of the things even if i agree to that he was like a sensational radio. Personality would say things you know to rile people up but like yeah and then. They attacked fox news. Also like i'll watch fox news sometimes during the day and their reporting you will will you. I will and they're reporting. During the day is not lake superior lake league they get presented for instance for being like anti vacs. And some because of stuff that tucker. Carlson says but if you watch during the day there's lots of people on there saying the vaccine is safe. You should get it. It's it's a different views that are on there. But they look at it as everyone who's conservative must have been brainwashed by fox news and rush limbaugh right. Yeah they have this idea that we must be part of some cult. That has to be that because then you don't have to argue with any of the ideas right so if you just a cult member will then you jerry's brainwashed. But but what was. Mrs ogata's so she says they post so we can send us actively well and she said that you intentionally post misogynistic and racially insensitive stuff. We posted up that is perceived as that by our very delicate culture. Yeah benches sadly they make the rules about what is misogynistic. Yes everything they disagree yes. We're challenging those rules for sure. Yeah presumably it's triggered libs on say absolutely especially if i'm gonna check true trigger and have a good laugh. Yeah i do think one thing that the lives. Don't get as the kind of joke that is kind of like the. They don't think they think every joke is made in pure hate. Yes yeah there's no there's no handlers. Like little elbow nine gigantea lives. Come on come together at cow. it's funny yeah. 'cause i think even limbaugh had that like i think he's just he's making these over the top jokes about himself being the most perfect human being unnerved because it just drove people nuts. That hated him. Yeah but sandy. This doesn't honor jesus. I'm not going to say what honors and doesn't honor. But i do. I do think. I do get annoyed by the Definition of honoring. Jesus by being very like you know the kind of the cameron. And i think that there's plenty of examples in scripture where people weren't complementary to bad ideas they were you know you you treat your opponents on the same level of human of human the are and Rather than being just playing nice. Yeah so i do agree that i would say if you said me if she sees us as being mean i get why she says that. I don't think that our attention our intentions are never to be mean. Our intentions are always to point out absurdities. Yeah and hypocrisy. And i think that's pretty biblical and i mean my mind hinges never to be misogynistic except in the kitchen set joke might imagine was to be misogynist trigger the lives but sometimes stuff like that. It's done tongue-in-cheek lake right. That's what you think you're getting it. Also there's like sometimes. There is a self awareness in the joke. It's a meta joke on right. You're taking an offensive position or that. You're taking this to an absurd degree. Exact and they think. Oh that's what they really think that. That's what they really mean in their hearts it's like and that's the lost like i don't even know if how well blue collar comedy tour would to reduce today is because we the popular. It's true but and i think one thing i love about the the right or more conservative South people in south. They like jokes about themselves. More than yeah left but that seems to be getting lost like we can't joke about her own side anymore. Triggers people better. There's a book. I've read called the humor code and it was a psychologist and philosopher and they travelled around the world trying to figure out like what makes things funny. Have you heard of this moon. And they come up with like a really interesting theory about it but one of the studies they mentioned in there. That's fascinating it was like one chapters about the difference between left-wing humor and right wing humor and this book was written a few years ago. Like the redneck. Humor and stuff was kind of popular and what was interesting. Is it said that people on the right do indeed find things that are like racially insensitive or insensitive against ito protected groups and classes. Funnier but they also find jokes about themselves. Funnier right so it's that their whole sense of humor covers a broader range of things and i know thought that way sometimes when people get offended by a joke. It's like wait if i can laugh at myself about these things. Why can i not make a joke about these other people whereas people in the left who will say you know the right is just mean insensitive humor but the people in the left. They don't like groups jokes about certain other groups and they get more sensitive about jokes about themselves just like a narrower window of what they find funny yeah ruins your sense. Take yourself that seriously exactly. And i do feel like that's been one of the bad sides of the way that the right has gone. I do think that they get their. You're taking themselves a little too shirts. That are being a little too. They're putting their politicians up on pedestals since trump. Yeah they get very touchy about making jokes about the right and get over. Yeah a fun come on you guys. All right let's That was our hate mail. Is that the show we did it. We do it. We're going to get ira lounge and We're going to go read. Bonus hate mail. Check out some headlines from you guys in. Have you done the second ten questions with adam. Ten ten question. Yeah so if you want to join us for that. Subscriber lounge wearing are cool smoking jackets and checking out other cool knickknacks than a click. That joined button. If you're on youtube or if you wanna get the whole package go over to babylon dot com slash plans until then..
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"For one. Who's true injust will spit in your your father of lies seat by the dust gear. Yeah so it goes on you like to. This says the demon of alcoholism. You'll be the first to go the first ago. I mean all the demons. There are horrible demons out there. I mean and he's like that murder there's you know sexual crimes and there's just alcoholism is the first to go first to go. Outfall seemed i mean us solve a lot of problems. Yeah so let me take that one out for me. So i'm going to sit theologically. This comes from the kind of charismatic school of like you can claim victory over neiman's with like words and i'm not into that so okay i'm gonna. I'm gonna give this a an iffy great if he grade. Yeah you don't think speaking well they will come to pass life and death. No all that kind of just comes from that school of thought of like as like announcing like i have victory over you demon of alcoholism and then there's a specific demon of alcoholism who is like on you and you can get them off your back. Right yeah chilling on your ear. The last lines already he says well. How do you feel about that devil. The devil says i'm feeling mighty low says good. That's the end of the phone. Good you're under my as dying. Can you kill satan though. It seems like only god can do that and he just kill saying. I don't know i think he shoots. Maybe two bullets overcome all sitting crud. One bullets called the word and my testimony. The other one's called the blood. See it's not just words. But i'm going to give his rhymes eight solid grade but not as good as he's t-bone not tibo but you have t-bone without carmen. He's this yeah he everything to carmen. He does all right well. That's it for weird christian songs and our theological analysis sees exegetes. Exegesis ceasing. all right. let's do some hate mail four okay so this is a tweet to actually hate tweet. Someone that tweeted about us. And here's what he says. It's so weird to see someone under forty on ironically re tweeting babylon be imagine being say thirty four seeing a headline like joe biden's dentures announced their pronouns. Falling out of your chair laughing. How old are you. I'm thirty or thirty four thirty four. I'm always patrick's always older than he's going to be. Nearly thirty four nailed you. Imagine being kyle man. That's what he's saying. And i do actually like that headline. It's not bad kind of ironically that it would be really dumb headline to put out that. Well it's not funny but it's like anti humor. But i said we should punch it up and see his dentures. Identify real teeth better better better. I have no response to this other than it's funny. So are we ready for a subscriber. Yeah portion are. we're going to move onto the subscriber. Loan wendy's going to answer the questions. Because i think she didn't time oops. I think you had to bail early or something. Remember cameron experiences. We also have a recorded listener question that she didn't want he. They didn't want their face or voice to be played so we disguised it. Listen to question and we're going to go through some subscriber headlines. Let's do you guys ready ready if you're not doing so you can join us in the lounge over there. Leather chairs new coming up next for babylon subscribers like the christian.
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"Out of the electric chair to sound of dean screaming for their lives. He's got he's got pretty good. Man yeah i would love to have mon- t-bone everybody knows t-bone i want t-bone on this show is in california. I don't know so. I don't know if you can execute teams of the electric chair. I'm going to give us a failing theological great hundred on here to busta captain you though. Ryan rhymes sick right. You wanna do one more. We got time for one more. Yeah the only thing about this one. This is carmen satan by the dust and it's another demon killing song but i don't know if it can shake a stick at t. bones lyrics. I mean sorry carmen. You're you're lyrical master to but I guess he was the precursor to yeah. So this is another demon hunting thing But it's a wild west. He's walking into a saloon. I think we watched this on one of our carbon crazy music video. Yeah so he would like a full on old west town set and he'd come in and do all these demons in this bar sitting around drinking beer and he thinks the door and it's great parties over. Shut it down hunting for someone. Y'all he's a lion even rattlesnake and he's broken every law is terrorized the lives of men. He's under arrest. Because i've been with a warrant from the body of christ. Tell me what it says. Then i guess the crowd saying what's the warren say that saying the and so he's got a warrant so one of the guys in the bar tell me what it says that there like a demon guy so he pulls up his warrant that he has and it says the word says satan bite the dust. I don't think that's a legally valid warren. Every one of you clean spirits. I'm running you outta town. Depression strife disease in fear. Your posses going down boy tender. The demon now..
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"The my favorite part of the song is that he's got this whole image that he's got like uzis and switchblades and bibles hyper he's just carrying this whole arsenal and then he's like he's he's a mormon on the street into mormon satanic bible rip gang warfare with the mormons could at least like. Try to talk to the little bit i. I don't even know where to begin with the logical analysis. Where i mean is there. Is there a sense in which you can fight spiritual battles with rap. Maybe right like he. The power of the tongue. So i kind of agree with that. But i don't know this song where you're you're going down the mormons with uzi's survivals okay. He didn't say he just freaks them out with the to satanic bible. Rip the bible and the bible. So yeah so. I don't know ripping two bibles at once makes me want to get back to bible study. Theologically sound to know enough. This frighten you back into the violence. I'm not sure i. It makes me want to run the other direction. No did you actually listen to this. I don't i know i did. I have no idea what we're even talking out of the electric chair to sound of dean screaming for their lives. He's got he's got pretty good. Man yeah i would love.
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"Just to see wendy's space that you just read there about the toast burning in the milk turning and captain crunch waving farewell. Repeat it over. That's the core. That's their favorite part. That's the course. Yeah okay those here without the lord. How do you cope for this morning. We don't mourn those who have no hope rise up for lube lovers. sing out. sweden low with spoons held high. We bid our brother cheerio. So and i love this image of a guy like falling into a trap door to hell and captain crunch looks over the ledge. And he's like waving. It's bizarre but like who who who was on. What drug voice. i guess. Even if they're doing this song in some kind of jest it's about a guy went to hell and then it's like your new breakfast. I think i had a dream. That was a hamburglar from you. Know the mcdonald's back in the hamburglar you into hell they were always like the hamburglar was like trying to shove me into a great but i remember point happy meals anyway. I'm sorry probably around seven fry guys. Are you sniff essential oils again just the other day. Yes so. I'm gonna say like theologically i'm gonna give this a thumbs up rating. There is no mentioned effect. Johnston hell in the bible on. I think it's likely that there's no breakfast and a place true. It's the best meal of the day. Yeah i think it's unlikely that there's breakfast and what's the you get held. What meal would you get like bridge. You get your two millimeter lock. Jaw hell you to grad gathering streaks. But the flax you could say whatever you want to free speech that was satan. Yeah okay so your flex drew logically thumbs up. I actually never thought about how weird the song was is just watching. You react to it. Because i grew up with the cassette tape and everything. That was fun. You guys react to. It has so weirdness level very high. But i'm gonna say theologically accurate news points to jones all right now we're gonna do audio adrenaline 's big house. So let's look at this one. That's not a prison though the big house. It's not about the thing about heaven. think so. We didn't decipher as read. We go. I mean how works they start. I don't know where you lay your head or where you call your home. I don't know where you're you eat your meal. It's all about food again. Eat your meals or were you talk on the phone. I don't know if you got a cook. A butler made. I don't know if you've got a yard with the hammock in the shade. I mean this is green. Xm keeps going with the same idea. The i don't know anything about your life. If you get some shelters yeah okay. Go on friends. Confide family a mom or dad. I don't know any of that stuff about you. But then he says come and go with me to. My father's house goes on the pre chorus. And here's the so. This is the house are talking about it. Big big house with lots and lots of room a big big table with lots of food. A big big yard. We can play football a big big house. It's my father's house now. They started with the house that has butlers maids all the stuff and then we got a big house with you can play well big yard. But they don't sell the big house then. They moved to bitty buffy boo be part l. Some vocalizing it's a big old house with rooms for everyone. Lots of land can play run. I know you need love. And i got a family i know is you're all alone. Come with me okay. Assuming a lot about this person so the weird thing for me on this song this song so this is sad that when i was a senior in high school i was voted marston most artistic and for a guy and a girl so the girl who was most artistic tragically passed in a motorcycle accident so we were so i knew her mom and so we had her funeral and i went to the funeral and they knew that i sang and so i think like her. Maybe step dad something. There's one big christian. The family who really liked this song and in his mind she would love this song funeral and no she would not at all but her mom wanted to do it for him or whatever so like i did it so like you're saying big house is saying big house at a funeral but the funding was so stupid. The mom sang it with me and it was like almost like i because the song was so stupid it gave us this moment of levity and we were kind of laughing at stupid. Weather's together as we sing it. And kinda sweet moment got into it so that's better than single voice breakfast. It'd be songs.
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"That our friends at not the be hickory. Yeah be part of the community the in crowd. The be crowd okay. Let's a analyze some weird donkey christian saw. That wasn't the word so there was. Yeah so the golden age of like some of the greatest christian lyricism probably the eighties and nineties. There were some weird. I don't know that one you're saying is telling you the song to didn't know any of these go no because i grew up jewish yes. She came to christ later in life. So she's going to be seeing these from the outside. She didn't know about like alice in the looking. Yeah so you didn't know about any of these okay. Well then you're going to have fresh eyes versed song. We're gonna analyze today in. Our theological analysis of christian songs is news. Boys breakfast breakfast so the premise of the song is the main theological claim that there is no breakfast in hell so if you really like breakfast real but there isn't heaven i assume i guess. That's the implication. let's see now. These are weird lyrics very strange. Yeah guys sitting at a desk writing these lyrics and yes yes so this is a guy who dies and it says back when the chess club said. Our eggs were soft. Every monday. he'd say grace and hold our juice aloft. None of us knew his check out. Time would come so soon. But before his brain stopped waving he composed this tune so he composed me saying when the toast has burned and all the milk is turned and captain crunches farewell. Made the big one win win. The big one finds. You made the song remind you that they don't serve breakfast in hell. The big one is capitalized. So they're saying god is the big if you're not watching the.
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"The come on your meat okay. Is it something about transgender. Okay trump trump attempts to catch hunter biden in trap labeled free crack trump attempts to catch under biden a trap labeled free crack. Third time. Okay okay do the shattner. Oh we just got to. It was all. You're making fun of an addict program. So residents and the idea that trump would put a box a box of the stick under heroes crack under box looney tunes. It's funny and he didn't catch him. He attempted to attempted because it's drunks got away. Trump miss trump. This is one reason that i hope mike lindell's right is just for the jokes. Yeah just for the fun. I was just a great. Thank you kitty one. Which was the kitty one. Little kitty poster. Oh your cat of satan. Now was a video now. It's all you can do it. You can't poster all right one more for you. After being kicked off social media trump forced to go door to door shouting marshmallow. Will we get you. Might up to bleep marshmallow.
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"Works up your follower of joseph smith. Oh man the more. The les not like this. One follower of joseph smith urges nation to reject morally flawed leaders. Always gets us the nicest they the nicest email and say more and more when doubt. Oh shoot still say no mormon these things they like would publish material talking about mormons all the time and then a couple years ago. I know it's now. Elliot's identify any anytime. Someone says you can't tell me that you know i'm just stubborn. Even you made your bed now drinking. I'm sure most of them don't care but yeah you know sorry. Sorry mormons we just you know we make fun of you. One time we just a little bit. Yeah we didn't. We didn't do mormons. Didn't i'm sure that wasn't that. Was the south part of south park. Yeah yeah. I'm sure the mormon aren't a big fan of that either although it didn't they take out ads in the playbill. Did they go the open. It's at checkout. Check out the real market unless it was a fake mormon ad and they were babylon deserve more than babylon be got one. I'm sure they do the babylon letter. Firestone google stars. I'm sorry guys. I like again. I don't see anything right now. The colobian beige or something. I do teach voice over it as well and i work with people and utah. They're the nicest people are nice and they have the nice thing down. They really do not. Just get.
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"Meals we've talked about this. So if you follow this for while you've heard us go on about this. This is what our favorite my personal favorite headlines because it really is a troll in a lot of ways that the reactions that gets the funnest part of it because people can't tell seriously trying to be funny organizationally joke and intentionally doing the dumbest joke because we're constantly accused of making the democrats. Have you read the article. It's gold every sunday. Posted it get so much hated and it's just wonderful and we'll get all these things from low liberal comedian saying this is why the right can't joke. They told the same joke twice. While the second. And you'll see other comments like i've ever seen one with freshly comedian and they said wait if they're actually making fun of themselves here than they might be better at comedy than we think they are visit. Been on fire lately. Here's another one kentucky orders all churchgoers to wear a yellow cross holocaust. Joke always a good. We're just like the jews germany as christians. We haven't yeah. What was the context of that one that was when kentucky was shut down all the churches right code started and they had all those like sheriffs showing up to churches and writing down people's license plate numbers. Like if you come we're going to force you to stay in your home for the next two weeks just like nazi germany. My pillow guy unveils new product for anyone still following him. My street check this is. This is bold jokes. Make our audience because they like michael. We interviewed michael. We interviewed him. It's a nice guys a lot of big fans but it does feel like someone needs something because he's still telling you trump's gonna get reinstated in dates it's exactly like the pre millennial guys who go and predict when jesus is going to come back and they're not having on october seven nineteen seventy eight staples by hiding. We can come out. And i'm like incorrect. It must sell pillows. That's got to be the thing. Because i don't know why else you'd be doing this like this. I think he believes it mass care. I think he believes it. So now i declare declaring right now. What is it. So december thirty twenty twenty one. She has made the prediction. Eight-man trump christmas present. Put it on the calendar patrick. That's when i'll be. I'll be back. You're wrong why do i keep getting. Transient what's going on here. Nfl player announces. He's gay is switching over to soccer again. What's the name because i gave in. Soccer is gay because he is also and that's not saying gays bad. It depends what you think of soccer against some blue check replied to this on twitter and he was. Can you explain this joke to me. Saying that games are bad. Soccer is bad and therefore is gay. It's like come on man. That's the thing to tell the joke that people have to interpret it's a classic junior. We're just doing the junior high and the nfl came out as gay right after that. A few days later the nfl. There's this whole thing we are gay. The nfl's is gay the nfl. football is gay. Can't make this stuff up. Parents allow six year old son to begin. Transitioning into a teenage mutant ninja turtle for his wish on headlines. Like the joke that your uncle makes at the you know thanksgiving dinner whatever. Yeah i really just wanted to do it for the photoshop of the kid that's been encased in one of the ninjas wanted the turtles i do you have the color mask because l. Well no. she's not looking voiceover. Oh you know one of the guys. Yes no which one which one you know. Probably don't we not say probably not. I'm blanking on his name right now. Own assay rob. I know to climbing which one that one.
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"This one it would help me actually middle look into it after this seems like enabling your god my locked and you're not changing your lifestyle. You're just well jaw style job instead of a lap band. The band's keep getting higher. They're going to have live band soon. Yes yeah you get a feel like if you took this off after trying it for a month you would just go bananas like eating everything. You need. Sixty inches of tuna sub. Don't care that it's not due. No texture believe it's not tuna. Okay so we're going to rattle off some world records now. Oh man kyle. It's a big week. Wisconsin businesses created the world's longest string cheese. Oh how long was one thousand eight hundred feet. Oh my gosh. that's amazing. Man has recaptured. The world record for wrapping wife and plastic wrap. This is david russia. Our old friend. He covered his wife's body and pleasure app. And only a minute in two point. Forty four seconds. Oh that's incredible and say how much what will humans do next. Wisconsin woman nearly doubles her smurfs collecting record. Oh she set the guinness record. Chino's eleven thousand four hundred fifty five smurfs. Oh oh the creativity of humans. Married couple awarded guinness record for height difference at the picture of them. It looks like this tiny guy and a very large woman but the woman's actually only five feet five inches tall so this guy's little. He's three feet seven inches and the only the difference is afoot in ten inches. So almost two feet. That doesn't sound that much. It doesn't sound like much but when you look at them. It looks like what it looks. She looks huge. A first and then you're like oh she's only five five. Oh two foot difference. Almost almost as i said you said at one check the tape feet up rerun little person a little person. Yeah okay or she. Yeah because he's not gigantic five foot five gigantic. You feel like you could really shattered this record. If you'd just picked up taller woman. She married my wife would be fooled at least a full two feet. Yeah well glad he didn't know good job. All these guinness records people. I love in his records. And you guys all great job. Let's go to these stores. Hey sorry to interrupt that hilarious podcast that you were just listening to but my buddy ethan tonight here thinking you might not be. Babylon beat subscriber. We need to correct that. Yeah in fact. I could smell it in the room. Smells like a non subscriber in here or is that counterparts could be far. I can't tell. Hey if you subscribe you get this giant hossam beautiful coffee table book full of beautiful images. What and hilarious stories premium subscribers. Get this for a limited time. Which is crazy because this book is like half the cost of that second brick of gold. Anyway and yeah. It's awesome so you get a coupon code for cheaper merchandise. You get to be part of the community. The advantages are endless to be literally infinite. All you get our bloopers from her. Oh those are those are hilarious gas so please yeah go to bombie dot com slash plans subscribe become one of the elite. The few the babylon b.'s. Man so you know we put out babylon headlines people like sometimes we put ones out that people really don't like really don't i really really like one of the main things they do is write angry comments and don't click like right say might click. Desert dislike button. that can. sometimes it depends where you're on or you can do the angry face on facebook. I always do like euros. Like the hugging the heart thing i i have used almost exclusively the hugging thing for everything. Already using it ironic. Hair care she'll interested during the pandemic because when someone says like so and so died you click like yeah right because that's all used to be able to do awesome type angry face too. Far like yeah. I didn't really know the person not actually crying. You really bad for you in touch with your yourself your feelings about. Yeah yeah anyway. This has been our facebook reaction segment and now we on these stories that people hated absolutely hey controversial stories. Here's the first one. This happened in may two thousand sixteen. We wrote this article win. Jan crouch died john crops the televangelist meet a picture of so it's like dark. Crystal character does a huge pink hair pink here with like more shadow and i already call the black stuff around the eyeliner. Like sir mix cermark salat eyeliner to see her. This has been our segment on makeup store. You'll see your their prosperity. Theologians puzzled over death of jan crouch. So this was when we were very new at the battle on this was published on the day of jan crouch's death and it was like that was just a time he was soon. We had no idea how the reach of the the people. I woke up the next morning and fox news at covered. This and we're like what the heck are just like freaking out like how. How did this dumb joke that we posted on the internet. Get this you know widespread. So it's the first time we kind of realized that people are actually looking at what we're publishing out there and it was not controversial. Make fun of jan crouch except for on the very day she dies. it's awful. She said yeah and we were trying to do this joke that it's like we're making fun of prosperity theology like the other prosperity guys. How did she die. I thought she could just name claim health and wealth You know but in math. Sorry jan well. How about this one confronted with details of the green. New deal acadia. Cortez cossio cortez. Claims not speak english. We got a lot of pain for this one. People thought we were doing some nextgen. Colling mexicans to knowingly thing. You had to pass that. You may speak like some stars language yes. She's speaking teased or something. That's not realize there's new job. Nevada is that the job of the hut language. Yes brechner scary. The voices of creepy ones this in the quiet thing. No i didn't do those voices and there's also some context to the story because she had put up this. Faq on her website the fact for the green new deal and it was like bizarre. The stuff it was selling like back fact. I've never heard that. Faq mac i said you. And then i clear binders word on a family show she said she had never seen this fac fact. Just just faqua just rounded out had never seen it. I don't know anything about it so that was all right. You want to take the next one. There is a great job dumb. Llc accidentally strangles herself tying her shoes because she's so stupid. We've already think look at holidays idea. It's kind of says the same thing again. Chester meals we've talked about this. So if you follow this for while you've heard us go on about this. This is what our favorite my personal favorite headlines because it really is a troll.
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"It wasn't like that everywhere. Obviously but i remember reading. I went to read the actual story and i remember saying to a friend of mine you know. This shows us that everything is more complicated than we think we. We have the sanitize few of history at this point in our lives. We look back. We think it's perfect but it's complicated. There's some of this a lot of that and you know the relationships between even when we look back in the bible the relationships between men and women there are a lot of people who will tell you like Women were oppressed and they were just things in the bible isn't anti woman thome but again relationship send. Leadership positions of everything was complicated. It was way more nuanced than we give. History credit for every generation thinks. They're act three of the stories world. Learned we've got the guys and the bad guys and they turn onto simple guy versus bad guy thing. Yeah and they're the redemption at the end is going to storm the castle. Everyone thinks they're on the right side of history. Yeah i appreciate you being able to take an insane story like turn it a teaching moment my job. I just listen to yourself with davis and you can find it wherever you listen to your podcast truck both random topic and see if she can turn it. I can turn at. Noel i you guys. I have twelve years of media training. I can turn anything in anything. That's why. I never worked. When i when i go on shows like fox people be like i don't know how my husband specially experi nerves in front of people whose like how you like. What are you talking about tonight. Well these are the subjects they gave us but they they're never the subjects that when the cameras turn on that. Oh everything changes so. I never even. Okay this is maybe what we're talking about but we'll see it'll be like doesn't that make you sick to your stomach like don't you get afraid i'm like no 'cause i don't need to know what i'm talking about to sound like i know what i'm talking about a million so that's a good skill so if you ever want to test me sometime cure what the heck is race. Norman can you explain it to me. Like i'm a white five year old. I'm so glad you ask kyle. I don't know race moore. Ming is something that i just not about. Read an ap story Reading your red state piece looking okay. Okay tell me if. I just by the term race if you had to guess is something trying to run faster nor mcdonald's okay okay Breese nor maybe like normalising. Something for rea- like normalising equities race stuff equality like any say the. Nfl's trying to it. So what could the nfl do. The normalizing. what standards of inclusion whenever normalizes used. That means there's what they're saying is this is a reality. We don't like it when a de- normalized the thing. That's just a thing that if somebody insidiously made it happen. Can't normalize the like. We talked about earlier the normalizing family. Yeah or marriage it. Yeah so what is race. Norman where we close. I'm outta normativity called race nurmi as a practice where the The nfl you may recall has established billion dollar fund for concussions. Were they denied the concussion. So so you could as a player who has been injured. You can apply for this fun. Black players are saying they are being denied a greater rate than white players for compensation from the fund and the nfl as their defense says. We use a practice called race. Nor ming which is meant to. You're not gonna believe this. It initiates the Measures the cognitive abilities of black players at a lower level than white players. So that because they're saying the cognitive abilities of black people are less than white people. And so when you're measuring how those cognitive abilities have been damaged you start them out on a lower cognitive level than the white people so basically black people are dumber than white people and so it's harder to prove that they have brain injuries that is raised. Arming doing this in the name of trying to know for yes. So here's what. So here's here's what happened. The nfl saying is a legitimate policy that they're using this policy to deny right. They're saying this is a legitimate policy. Now this is why this is a crazy story. The ap dropped the story a couple of weeks ago. Just real quietly. It was. I was like what the it said the. Nfl greece's stop using race. Me i'm like. Why isn't the left all over. This sounds crazy. Sounds like made for black. Lives matter. So i do my research. Well it turns out that race. The reason why the nfl is using this as a defense and the reason why this hasn't gained traction is that race is actually an official government policy established by the carter administration and it was meant to help quote even the playing field for black people to get more jobs in government because black people couldn't test into the jobs in government so what the carter administration says. Well maybe it's because black people are smart so we have to do is we have to measure them by different standards so we have to understand when we grade their tests that they're taking these tests. They don't have the same abilities as white people so we have to lower the bar in grading. They're starting out behind the eight ball in intelligence and so in order to even the playing field and even the scores right. This is inefficient government policy that we still use today. Sorry to bang on the table while the nfl like black lives matter. Jets fly over. Black lives matter blimps. They're doing.
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"I just real so grand. Juries were called in to investigate disappearance people were saying there's no way she could walk through. The desert said they found time tracks. That just dropped her off right there. They said that her shoes refine and her clothes closed refine and she wasn't any state of disrepair like she walked across the desert couldn't find the she was talking about. And this is where this gets good. Oh is this creighton. Investigators eventually found out that she was having probably having an affair with a radio. Operator kenneth warmest All kinds of ormiston right around the time that she disappeared. He had rented a house up in monterey. Multiple witnesses said that they had seen her move into the house shortly after her disappearance And then the prosecution. we're trying they. Were trying to convict you of doing conspiracy and hoaxes and all this stuff and the prosecution. Couldn't get the witnesses to agree. They kept losing evidence and ormiston claimed then had his defense ause having an affair with a different woman not her and the prosecution found slips of paper that she had written on at the at the cottage during this time but they were mysteriously lost and the prosecutor found this out in the courtroom and he was so mad he picked up a barstool and he threw it across the courtroom and she was never convicted of any wrongdoing. And this is where really good. Oh this is where it gets interesting. The kidnappers continued to contact them through a blind attorney so they were talking to a blind attorney. Literally guy can't see right so daredevils. Yeah it's he's and he's blind so he can't wrap them out to anybody therefore they contacted him and the attorney announced. He had conclusive evidence that the kidnappers were real and he was going to reveal it and then he died in a car accident. Oh that's bad luck. Bribing passengers several ransom notes were sent to the temple somewhere. Fraudulent others wasn't proven if they were genuine and we. We just have no idea what happened. You say genuine scare them genuine. Wow so may never know what happened. That's actually went online while you were recounting. That and i looked up the angelus temple. I was like that's still in l. A. and it still is. La church I don't know if the building and sell this historical. I mean obviously has a very la church mega church look to now but yeah it was pretty. It looks pretty jal goal. She has a mansion in. She had a mansion in lake. Elsinore that drive by every day. It's a big castle mountain. Yeah so find this story. I i heard about it years ago. And when he said we're doing here is the faith i was like. This is the perfect one so she did eventually die of a drug overdose in nineteen forty four. If i remember way back is still there. It's on glendale boulevard but she. It's hard to overstate how popular she was at the time. She was like zemo celebrity woman in the country like hollywood star status and just disappeared. Yeah it would be like jolo steam disappearing. Yeah and then like four weeks later comes stumbling out of the mexican. because that's how crazy this story is. It's weird to think to just on another note like the perception of that time would be that women were so oppressed right. Yeah to have. There's a super mega star pastor woman that alber at that time. Yeah she was doesn't lineup exact. I'm not saying that they weren't oppressed in some ways. But that's well the nineteen twenties. It was like jazz getting popular. The women's movement really started in the twenty s. If you think about it in the warm that we a lot of people we always look at history as if it's sanitized but it's not i mean you look at the look at the bohemian movement and some of our greatest poets and philosophers were of were in in the seventeen hundreds in the eighteen. Hundreds forming commune's in the you know we'll we don't. We shouldn't just be limited to marriage. We should be sexually free and we should live together. And as one and and i mean the idea that that somehow everybody was just perfect and buttoned up. I mean even if you look into the history of of black people in this country not ever had the opportunity to see twelve years a slave. It's a really good movie. It's tough to watch like. I can only watch once. Yeah yes great. Movie can only watch on same. It's a it's a. It's an artistic achievement. Really excellent film all the way round but this is based on a true story. The kind of like this story that you just read kyle got lost in the annals of time. This was in the story that anyone told but it was kind of a little pamphlet that was available on amazon. And then the writer john John lee handcuffing. That's wrote it. Picked up this book psycho but anyways if you read it tells a very different story of experience that black americans were having at the time in some places in the north which was that there were entire towns where black people just lived with white people as part of the society where they were the gentlemen in this case was a violinist and he was a homeowner and there were there. Were pockets of life in america at that time where black people and white people did live together and did do business together. There was no such thing as segregation. They really blended their lives at. It wasn't a big deal now. Obviously it was a big deal in other places because this is a story about a man who was kidnapped back into slavery and it wasn't like that everywhere. Obviously but i remember reading. I went to read the actual story and i remember saying to a friend of mine you know. This shows us that everything is more complicated than we think we. We have the sanitize few of history at this point in our lives. We look back. We think it's perfect.
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"Jesus christ in announcing his resignation surreal. It's like it's it's an uplifting church service thing. He's he's passionate passionate. I really liked the comment. Section on the I post because the atheists there. There's this one here he says Where exactly did he find. Only place possible in his head g. o. That evidence facts jetty reason so we had another good one lire laura gara hogan and she's i guess she's probably journalists. Whatever stupid then. She says a teeny tiny inclusive thing. I've tried to get better at this past year. Is avoiding northern hemisphere specific seasonal language. Like instead of this summer. I say the months that i mean or just q three because it might be that season for me but not that season for everybody. I would anybody ever be offended by that. Chris like i. Don't you know a lot of their a lot of people tweeting. Just like the logical conclusion would be. But i think kyle had the best one captain america q one soldier like of winter soldier. Youtube rigors breakers spring spring breakers took me along long time to figure out actually schools out for some more sensitive ellsberg the rising four of the third round all along. Well because he wasn't actually talking about one through he saved it for the last one usually. It's the rule of three in comedy. But kyle is a rule breaker so respectful weakest one respectful. Bollywood like triplicate. Me like have a nice break. See next four just in case. I don't want to send you because there's a good cnn one. Good old cnn. You guys see this what they tweeted about the fish. Yeah this is supposed to be a big dunk on christianity like bible. False checkmate christians. Ancient today eight non-kosher fish at a time when it was thought to have been prohibited in the bible off the bible must have been written later. And it's like have you ever read the book of judges or anything in the old testament all name time in scripture where the israelites followed the law. I think it would more. Like debunk the bible. If you found all this evidence yeah they followed it exactly. My face isn't champion. remember. God told them to have that year of jubilee. Ever hear about ever read about them actually doing it in the bible. I guess not no easy. I guess i don't know hip interesting. Hey guys father's day's coming up quick father's like they like us and swag swaggie put those things together. Have the perfect father's day gift. Father you are you. Yeah you were never wear hats. Oh yeah look at that look. That's not selling it as it looks. Great you look good. Food's really good. Yeah the might be. The first half ever looked ahead. Oh yeah where it sideways. Look at the quality of the shirt. it smells new. There's hardly any sweat shirt. Yeah we got lots of babylon shirts with the father shirt. We have the. What's the new one we got. 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You can get from my site. Expert store dot com or the soft covers on amazon. And get it either way. I send it to you. So it's perfect for reading like a normal person or on the toilet like a dad. Yeah it's a good toilet book. Hey my phone is ringing. Is it cake up above banner. Panapa bump those supposed to be the sound. Do you guys need me to leave for this. What can you can you just head out. We're gonna talk to jack phillips. Who is the masterpiece cake shop owner. Yeah famous for like constantly getting sued because people coming to his his cake shop and they're like hey bake me a cake. That shows ronald reagan with devil horns. Yeah make me super gay cake with rainbow. Rain coming out of his butt. Yeah and and he's like no. I'm not gonna do and then sued and then you know all this spring court so we talked to him. We talking about you know. He's got a book coming out when he talked about his exploits of being targeted. By these cake kicker here is all right. We are now talking to jack phillips owner masterpiece cake shop and he was sued again and again right. How many times you've been sued. Now mr we just had a trial last march of march in our third masterpiece. Three or third lawsuit. You spend more time baking cakes or by are getting sued. Plenty of time doing both. Okay right it. Does that affect your cake making ability when you're having to constantly go to court as.
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"Have sex on. Game of thrones that sin story. What about with visiting angel. So what is i mean. What is angel cutting all of that out what you do on bidding angel at out. I've never done anything i mean. Yeah i have. Yeah yeah you get the check. Like i want to see no nudity or actually no sex or nova language or check what you don't want and then it'll can you pick like if you want full-frontal or not full house specific bikinis or no bikini. Yeah check jazzercise. I can't share this interview with my family. We'll bleep that. Yeah what is this one. I don't get it on the next one. Okay slamming a door in a mormon missionaries face centre not sin. He's had to think hard on this one. I mean i'm. I'm more inclined to want to invite him in and say yes sure. Let's have a conversation. So that i can kind of show them the errors of mormonism and introduce them to the true gospel But slamming a door on on mormons face. I mean you just mean like angrily. Jus- go away slam. They say you have a moment to talk about. Jesus christ and you just go and you walk away. I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with just closing the door and not but i would be I certainly wouldn't take the position of saying that you do that angrily or do some sort of spiteful condemnation of them Because the instruction we have in second timothy two is that the lord's servant must be kind to everyone and and correcting opponents with gentleness so i mean there may be occasions where i just don't want to deal with this today and so you're just shutting the door being employed about it yeah. I don't think that a person is necessarily insane because they did not take the opportunity to share with the mormon that they're mormonism was wrong and what the true gospel is. What if you see not today satan while you down then or mormon listeners are going to love us is it. My turn sure doing. Emt on the joe rogan show sin or not sin. Yeah i am very against even the recreational use of marijuana. I don't think that giving your mind over to something where i mean. It's basically a form of drunkenness. So when we're talking in the scriptures about where we're told not to be given over to drunkenness but to be filled with the spirit being under the influence of some sort of drug like that would be the same thing where we're aware leading our minds be taken over by a substance just like one would. Drink themselves onto drunkenness. It'd be the same with with smoking. Dope smoking dope so you don't you don't agree with the the view that John wrote revelation while a high undreamt..
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"Yes wasn't that patrick. Don't do that reading. Relevant magazine is is fine. Because i've had to read it sometimes. Occasionally it depends on if you are taking instruction from them or not. Don't do that so reading for academic purposes. that's right for. That's why. I have that stamp in my office. That says heretical for research purposes. Only i'm sure to stamp a few books with that. They go on my shelf right drinking. Ipa's especially when there's perfectly good bourbon. Nearby i drink neither so i know you answered one of our questions already. I want the ten questions. it's true. spoilers. Watching game of thrones sin or not sin Yeah i would. I i have to back myself up on that since i've done a video on this that It is. it's not good for a christian to be entertained by By things like this where i mean. You have rampant sexuality was going on a lot of these shows i was i was very disheartening. Disappointed with a lot of my brothers and sisters in the faith who were who were raving about the show like. Hey did you see this week's episode so it's not just a matter of i've watched a couple of episodes and boy. This is so awful. I can't keep going with this. This is something that they're continually being entertained by an investing themselves in and And you're watching people on the screen. Who are getting naked and doing things with each other sexually. You would not be okay with your spouse doing with somebody else and so it is not good for us as christians to be entertained by these things. Either it's As ray comfort is put it. And i loved. Comforts analogy Do you think it's okay for you to stand at somebody's bedroom window and watch them have sex. What's the difference between that and people.
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"Gathering. That's the way you want to spend your money and then you know that is going to be on your permanently. Well that's up to you. But of john piper's face. What about that part getting jobs as tattooed on you. I think that would be a question. You'd have to ask john piper. it'd be a center. Not it's got to be somebody who's done it getting anybody's got a tattoo piper. Somebody just said when you reach a certain level somebody gets a tattoo of you or something you did or whatever so i'm thinking i'm thinking of that level no one has to if you have an axe cut but i think there's ex-cop tattoos. There's bamdad tattoos some things. I've made wonder if anyone's got obama. Beat to probably. If i was going to do a tattoo it would be bear. Magadan fullback october. Exactly why we're the jacket and nobody can see it Sprinkling a baby with water to sin or not sin. Well i'd i bathed my kids that way so perfectly okay but you put them fully fully immerse. Your children is small comes right even when it comes to bathing. My children i was i was still fully baptist in that process as well. So it's full immersion. Following john macarthur on twitter. Sin or not sin. That is that is a matter of your sanctification to follow. John john macarthur even though he's not tweeting. Anything it's still sanctifying for you to be following. John macarthur on twitter. I very much doubt he knows how to log into twitter. How about converting to catholicism. The guy go cackling in the background. He's our resident catholic. Don't have that one. I ended a long time ago that you're not updated..