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Dozens of California Students Remain Trapped in Afghanistan
"And I want to get this in before the end of the program From our Friends at the daily wire Emily zanotti Dozens of California school children are still trapped in Afghanistan And the Biden State Department is mom At least 41 elementary school students from the San Juan unified school district remained trapped in Afghanistan the Sacramento bee reported And getting them out as proving an impossible task Though representative Daryl Issa Republican California says it is continually pressing the Biden administration and their State Department at apartment of Homeland Security to assist in their rescue 41 schoolchildren San Juan unified school district officials last week said 41 students were trapped in Afghanistan a sharp increase from the two dozen or so the district of previously identified The 41 kids three were evacuated over the weekend from the war torn country but remain overseas Sacramento said a unified officials last week said 8 students are straining in Afghanistan initially they identified just one family who the bee interviewed attendance records at the school has progressed showed more students were missing in staff trace their whereabouts to Afghanistan Officials of baker elementary school in the San Juan district say they're trying to cobble together a rescue mission As our officials are nearby sacrament why the hell is it the FBI involved in this Why is the hell isn't the Department of Justice involved in this They're worried about students
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"So don't discount that anyway. Okay miss adam for Right we are reading some hate mail. We've got a few for you today. These are all nice short and sweet so this we wrote an article with the picture of george w bush saying Guy who started to wars calls for civility. i get it it because he star wars. Starting more people murder they norm homicide honey. So then this person emailed us very disappointed in your characterization of george w bush this christian now that makes it sound like you. Have you not read the bible. Where george She'll not be besmirched passage in there. You're not allowed to criticize bush. This one i like long. This is youtube comment. I believe you update your laugh. Track sounds like a lonely white dude. Quickly get into camera patrick. So you can say really wanna see laugh track back right here you know. I was feeling really sad that day. Are you found that. Are you lonely lonely that he needs. He doesn't need a girlfriend. Do you have a girl so ladies. If you wanna help areas you wanna help our laugh. Track not be lonely. White dude need to get some kind of skins or or woman or you. You have options doesn't look too though. Yeah no. I don't like away. Italian ethnically big ceiling. Make ambiguity up to your laugh tracks. Sounds like a lonely ethnically ambiguous year so open and free with your laughter and it makes us feel good up here. It's like a funny too. it's only laugh. Sound like compared to a little fake lovely little the end like a laugh more. This is a this is my. This is a common on a youtube yet. You can do it This is a on youtube Post where we posted our article family vacation ruined by family. The comment says by pensive introvert. Some regular people at the b must have been arrested by the fbi. At least to last at least two last posts are the dumbest ever on the weekend. We kind of we kind of post dumbest on the weekend. Right kind of more like the bombs. We asked about the bombs earlier. That don't do all that. Well throw up some jokes about the family come on family vacations on the weekend and give people a break from the politics of family. Vacation ruined by family. Get it get it. It's so funny. I think that you're really nailing it when people get upset by. It's like well. this is the point. I'm trying to make you think. I'm trying to make you uncomfortable. You're gonna laugh like yeah i agree. That's ridiculous or like your offended because you're like wait. I've a family and the family unit is strong in my family. This is dumb. Like maybe there's just if it's not owning the libs. They are not satisfied dumb way. This isn't owning any limbs. This joke isn't about biden. Oreo see. I don't know what to do with with awesome feeling. So i'm just gonna. Chris said all right. We're going to go into our subscriber lounge where we're gonna cover the classic be article of the week. We have bonus hate mail. And we're going to get some behind the scenes stories about norm donald without answer. Let's has chandler answered the ten questions. I think so. Yeah what about the second in question the second question if we have time this ties that subscriber portion only is that for this. Okay oh am. I invited to the subscriber porsche. Yeah you're sweet coming up. Next for babylon subscribers also do just like the dumbest like anti joke morley conceived. They make various like the one time he had this idea. This was back when the sully sullen burger. Miracle on the hudson thing happened came on conan and just like hours before he got there. Pitch this idea where you wanted to say that he made a movie about sally lindbergh before the miracle on the hudson happened a movie about.
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"Just hacksaw. He said he stopped. Says that would just be rich. You'd have to have down syndrome. Just keeps making an apology for saying that. Oh he say what's on your mind and that's that's something that you need to protect as an artist and anything. That's what is so scarier. Let's what is being threatened right now in this time is everyone's being really careful walking on eggshells but that's not what true artists and what is not what you are supposed to do. And it's not what we're supposed to do general because we have still. Hopefully we have for a little bit longer the right to free speech in this country. And that's that's how we actually have conversations and learn instead of you know being controlling and weird and dishonest and inauthentic our cultures. Just at war with honesty like we. We want everybody to have the script. Everybody go by the script. And that's why people like norm standout because norm will not go with the script. I mean you go look at all. The standout moments his appearance on the view when they kept telling stop talking about bill clinton and he just kept saying what he murdered. A guy really comes up and went. That far comes up any something. I think george bush had just gotten elected and he comes up and says something about. I like george bush. Good guy you know. The time we got homicide out of the white house Last guy murdered a guy just like you cannot make those accusations on long. Tv's like okay. Fine it was manslaughter love. Wow this if you don't know about normal primer watch the norm macdonald the view bill clinton. Oj jokes you'll see. There's all these There's a there's jenna called. I'm not norm. That just has a bunch of him. He is very crass and vulgar when he wants to be conan appearances and the moth joke is one of the best. I'm trying not to just make this. Just cracking up reminiscent on foot. Rest is if you ever watched. His comedians in cars getting coffee degraded. And there's a moment where he says something to jerry seinfeld like oh you know you don't have any kids but silently do. I've got three kids like what it's got girl two boys or whatever like all right we'll agree to disagree. That's what i'm saying. It was him conversation. Just always the best itself interested in one of famous moments is he was. He didn't like roasts. But he was on the bob segment roast. And so everybody's being vulgar and meaning crass he goes up there and he just does all the cheesiest all he found this old timey joke book and he goes up there and he just starts telling the cheesiest jokes he's like. Oh you know. I'm sure bob saying it's got a lot of wellwisher well-wishers out here today but he's also got a lot of people would like to throw him into a well murdering with a well over. Explains these really bad jokes and have just in the context of it. So funny moth joke. Oh man you just gotta watch it. You gotta watch it. Can't we cannot conan one. Or i think the best version is if you listen news. Audiobook 'cause he he narrates. Anki does the most epic you know crafted version of a joke. I mean the story but is he took a he had like a six or seven haverman along this segment was on conan coming up and he didn't have any material and heard cheesy moth joke. That an old man told him and he just goes. What have i got this milk. That joke out for that long dislike the dumbest joke ever. And it's a it's a masterpiece. I've seen him on a lot of tv shows. I definitely recognize his face Seems like i have some research. Few quotes comedy surprises. So if you're intending to make somebody laugh don't laugh. that's funny. He loved bombing and mike loved. He loved just essentially you watch because words shows and things he comes on he loved he loved making them not laugh and he loved. He loved that that silence intention and just sitting there with the big crappy grant honest and get it at the punchline was just him going okay. We wrote that joke about Amc accidentally strangling herself with shoelaces. Because she's a stupid and we put that in the headline because she's a stupid and to me. That is our most norm joke. Because it's like is stupid. Get funny because she says stupid. The funniest thing is that when people every time we post that article people get mad at it like slamming all these comments comments are gold. And then we'll require Issue a clarification just as glorification. The joke is that she's stupid. People are still slamming you like and that's the best part to me making the audience of the joke and they don't know that they are so that was frank's joke I think probably very norm inspired when he So you're after leaving. Snl they brought him back on a host so the idea that because the his boss fired him he told them. You're just not funny. That was the reasoning. Everybody knows the. Oj thing yeah. That's be real. He's so real like they just meet him where he is worse. Like getting fired from a shows bad. But i'm not funny. That's like my whole career so in a year back. He's he's the host he goes. How did it go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building to being so funny that i'm now hosting the show and he said it concluded i haven't gotten funnier. The shows got really bad. So you're kind of touching one. This is from his book. One of the more honest moments in his book. That is a mixture of truth and fiction. It can be difficult to define yourself by something that happened so long ago. And it's gone forever He's talking about The oj seven. The mo- jane everybody's remember what happened on the weekly update It's like a fellow at the end of the bar telling no one in particular about the silver medal. He won in highschool track the when he still wears around his neck. The only thing and old man can tell. Young man is that it goes fast real fast. And if you're not careful it's too late. Of course the young man will never understand the truth but you got to hear norm said on the air. Does that old chunk of anything. He means no. No one's really gonna understand. Yeah the kissy saying like trying to let go this thing here. Yeah there's definitely some like the one thing you need to know grandfather was. You can't understand until it's doing is Yeah youth is wasted on the young and all that deep deep all right. Well we're going to talk more about nor donald in a subscriber lines where we have an insider who were with him and he's going to give us all kinds of was telling me he actually worked..
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"Pretty close. Pretty ethan you are. We figured out what you were before. But you are a huge. You are book. You are a huge gummed limiting your main as relates jermaine. Ray a huge gummed multi gender calvin calvin from space so not much change my enlargement surgery. I am a headless paulie gender pacific islander who can't spell for crap and i so a lot of this book. We were writing this copy and we were like. Maybe there's a graphic here and maybe youth and seven did a lot of the y'all got some of the stuff you guys just came up with. And he's like what if we did this generator of all yours at it was just we were. We were sitting there for hours. Just coming up with all the of the the coup. What are they called us. The cudi catchers. Yeah kind of. Yeah we gotta do patrick. Hey patrick you're a buck to what's the third letter of your middle name. You're a buzzer state. So long. I know we should have had it ready. Europe bucktoothed ginger non-conforming quaker who can't skull for crap so solidarity pretty accurate staff here. I'm so excited congrats on the book. You guys that's a huge accomplishment. Dan you're a one legged sis. Gendered a eskimo on top of old smokey all right. I'm done like not all of them. Are wile three to five. Were correct for all events. Best part is that they actually drew illustrations for some of these. So here's a bucktoothed. Trans calvin instilled has sexual l. funding unicycle stuff. Who is Who's the animator the illustrator. Ethan in gavin. They did all the graphic word manus. Y'all been working. This comes out november second so go pre-order it on amazon right now or amazon find another site but it's perfect a perfect gift for christmas gift or christmas. Why am i saying holidays. Sorry to sorry holidays. This is a christmas celebrating. Podcast oh so funny. That's hilarious now. We are serious because we are remembering norm macdonald. Although he wouldn't want us to be serious. I think he did that. He did this funny He mentioned dying goes on one of his shows. He said a people. Like i just wanted to have a great time and laugh at my funeral like crying and just be horrified. A guide should be laughing. But that's okay so this is like completely caught everybody by complete surprise. I don't know if you're a norm macdonald fan or no him. You seen young. yeah. I don't know who that is. I'm gonna do a quick google hold on hold on. I bet i know what he looks like. A lot of younger people don't know because that's the thing about norm. Macdonald is like. Oh yes okay. Yes he never saw. This guy's picture now. He was in movies and even handsome movies with never really nothing ever really worked for him except for just him on a stage in a comedy club. He didn't like theaters. He just he lived in that in that space and he He's in a lot of ways. Like i think adam karol explained it really well like why. Comedians respected norm donald. So much he said like engineers. They a lot of them go to college. They do thing the way the engineers do things. They follow the instructions. They play by the rules. Comedians do the same thing like a they practice. They do the same jokes over at every night in engineer. They're set in a certain way that they're telling the same jokes in the that. Get the best laugh. Norm was not like that like he did retail jobs but like he didn't ever like whittle down the perfect set have a big theater production thing like he wanted to have a joke about every single topic and his funniest material is just him talking to people. In conversation case you just worked on being naturally funny So anyway cancer. He had cancer for basically a decade untold is so far. I haven't heard of anybody. That was the closest people to him needed. He kept it secret from everybody while how. What kind of cancer did we now. That's very nor yeah. It just didn't tell you it's connected to that old fashioned stoic side him because he clearly you could tell by some of the things he said he read a lot of classic literature and he had this very intellectual side to him. That would come out especially once he got into twitter. That was like i remember. I was never a huge norm fan until i suddenly saw him popping on twitter in like getting these theological debates the people in like laying down some pretty serious arguments while there's another side to this guy and i instantly became fascinated by the you know being an intelligent person in your personal life but then of playing the dumb guy i i don't know i find nor i. I've always found him like endlessly fascinating. And i do think that there's some he's kind of. Jordan peterson of comedy. Though jordan peterson he doesn't he doesn't have one speech. He gives everywhere in the country. He talks on whatever's on his mind every night. Ethan state is. There isn't really a perfect venue for that. It's just him. And i think that's what norm was. Just it's just norm dude. His quote about the enlightenment. As you read that on twitter where he said the enlightenment turned us away from truth toward a dark ling weakening horizon sad and great to see the afterglow. Christianity is near gone now on a sticky and silence lurks in wait. He just randomly hanley says. These people are like oh great. No that's amazing. I definitely think that's one of my favorite types of standup. When i went to a outdoor comedy show during the panini Burst one back and it was on a truck on a pickup truck in like a small lot and a bunch of people. Everyone was great but this one guy came up and he just started like winging it all right and you just started like working with the crowd. And i was. I was like blown away as he's coming up with this on the spot or at least that's what it appears like. And that's that's a really cool. John wrath comedy. Another another amazing thing. He tweeted on the five hundred anniversary of the reformation. He tweeted out scripture. Faith greece christ the glory of god. The smart man says nothing is a miracle i say everything is i. Call the cow roast so j simpson and bill clinton on live. Tv and then he's tweeting out. This was he unable to be pinned down. You know was he. Did people start to attack in like. Oh he's just like a patriarchal all are now because his whole comedy community loved him And they all wanted you know he. He was always like. Why is there not a late night norm show and he had to show for while it was huge because it was just. It's one of the funny shows you watch us just talking to you. Don't you. Don't see him doing that kind of package. But he doesn't yeah. You can't do teleprompter. Like that's what i can't. Who's telling the story. I just heard but like it was the saturday night live fortieth anniversary. Whatever and handle it means and they all had a line. They're supposed to do off cue cards in the said. Of course the moment norman up. He didn't say anything on the cardi. Start talking on man. He just said what he like. He didn't care so that was like one of the craziest things about him. I think for people that don't know him and why is he. Why does he above the rest. Some of the things during the oj simpson stuff norm was told multiple times by his boss not to make. Oj simpson jokes on saturday night. Live and he would always open weekend update with an oj simpson jerk. I'm just would not stop wait. What did he got fired because of what. What are the jokes of an after he after. Oj was acquitted. He for first thing he just a picture of. Og pops up he goes. Oh murder is now legal in the state of california much of what did he say about roseanne louis. Ck.
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"Class. You need the first letter of your first name. I let me see okay. You are bipedal by pedal by peter bipedal federal all kinds of bipedal by two legs likes. Oh yeah What is the third letter of your middle name. Okay you are a tree sexual. So you're bipedal three orders my dryer tree or like. I am identify tree tree. Your like your the girl superstar was that movie called supercell or she liked the tree trees. Okay the thing that was made for women. I think i saw that scene and i was like click only seen i saw but now i know that's who i am and i should re watch that movie daughter. Run your last name. Is you know that's my middle name. So my second letter. My last name is c. Mcchesney oh you're white is talion bipedal actual white and then lower really. It said that. I thought you were making fun of my last name. That's right you're by. Then what's the last letter of your first name. Last letter of my first name is our right. obviously On stilts so we. So i wait bipedal means i have both my leg still attracted to trees and white. Not much has changed.
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"Nieces all right so that i have no idea so a man used his hands to move one hundred and fourteen ounces of water in thirty seconds for world record while i need to see his image is very exciting. We should be very excited by this news. I want to say we should retire to recreate that. But there's all these you know gotta find out the size of the opening and everything you're allowed to do. He's probably a lot of specifications and living challenge. It's our old friend. David rush david rush. Wow is a career record record right. There who just does weird things honor to promote stem education. Okay there's a cause it's not all for his own. I know you really want to figure it anonymously them. I don't know he picked a few other Causes but hey stem is he. I mean he's doing well. That's two hundred two hundred world records. Were guinness you're going to be the world record for having most records are already. I think that's probably his goal right. Prayerity has it would be listed here if he had already done that as broken more records than he has the world record for breaking those wreck. We've already talked about a more than kyle's He's over if a if you can get two hundred world records than the standard for a world record is too low if one person can get two hundred when they can win the world record for the lowest standards of world records. They already have already. He did a big jump. The previous record was eight ounces. So that's that's a big respect that but once again if you're if the previous record is eighty you get one hundred and fourteen. That just means it's not the series that's evolution competition do a babylon e games where we try to. We try to beat a couple of these worldwide. The water capri sun. I m world record. Would you basically lie right. Exact thinks he wanted. But patrick time to wrong but i did mornings timer and i drank. I drank capri sun faster than the current world record for drinking and we got it on tape. Totally like give it to you. Gotta submitted retired from the tape. And see like i guess you could. Yeah it's on it's on digital tape. That sounds like a fun. Challenge though capri suns or fire especially like loza flavor. Remember probably tropical again. Yeah surfin yeah. They'll have like fun. Names like radical radish so we got two games new with third. But we'll even if even if you look at even if you look at video game speed running like when someone is going up and someone beat super mario sixty four and like twenty one minutes or something. The next guy who beats it beats it in like twenty minutes and fifty nine seconds fifty nine seconds point five nine five to it's it's like these incremental things unless someone figures out this crazy cheat to get farther whatever do it faster but to go from one hundred fourteen to eighty eight. That is not you. Don't see that like in the olympics. Right you don't see like this guy's swam in three minutes and the next guy. He cut the time in half amazing. Because it's not real. It's just not a real these thing. Well this guy is definitely like going to the world records like okay. We could try that one out. One record keeping agency provided with specific rules regarding how large the openings honest containers were allowed. Maybe the other person didn't optimize their water transfer and he's just very intentional about like knocking them out. But he's not he's also making events. It's like if you could go to the olympics. it'd be like i am going to compete in pogo sticks. Know you just can't make up stuff right like double pogo stick with chicken ahead head. The record don't have the most amounts of nipples in my mcdonald's bacon. I can rule. He's a colour. Yeah the other guy new. Yeah the first man to find broke the new road pig nipple in the vacant role. We'll that'll be our third game then by the way we're boom leaping the turnip retirement has said on this on up. Takes a big what. Yeah all right well. That's the weird news for the week. Did a guys. Hey we have an exciting announcement. That won't be has new book coming out. We released released to book so far. We have how to be a perfect christian which came out in two thousand eighteen and then we did a self published beautiful coffee table book. Call these sacred texts of the babylon be which is our volume. One of selected works. We're working on volume two by the way once act together But in the meantime we're releasing a book called the babylon guide to wo- kness. It's getting published by regna republishing coming out in november. We are going to include a link so you can pre-order it on. It's available on amazon. Barnes and noble everywhere. You want congratulations. It's exciting big. And it's it's very modeled on canal. if you seen. bears wanna kill you. My bear book. I wanted to do. We want to a book like that where there's just graphics and every page there's something to on every page could flip to any page and just laugh at something. Is this guide to being woke or surviving. The woke regime telling you how to be woke and in that kind of learn the mindset of a person that you can really learn like well. It's kind of like robin de ngelo is.
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"A why did he swallow it. Elizabeth dad or something. Maybe he had text to three pieces to the stomach like broke up the phone in three pieces. You can swallow that thing. They'll probably i wanna see that. That's the old school snake on it. Yeah it would hurt. That'd be like python. So how did he do that. And i want video of that. Yeah who is this guy. I think the real question is why is he gonna. Yeah i think he might have lost a bet This is kinda stupid. But i like it. Says the phone was too large for him to digest. Like that's not the main problem. What's on the phone. He's trying to hide who could be. Who swallows usually they try at the other way but i would know and then it broke up instruction unclear swallowed nokia other times. The say two thousand fourteen thirty five year old. Drunken male attempted to swallow their phone and lodged in their throat before it's surgically removed and another one at twenty nine year old swallowed their phone. Despite several hours of vomiting the phone remained in their stomach. The doctors had to remove as this is not new. Who still there's no wi- in in rankin man guy was drunk. I guess that excuses everything dude large. I don't think i think that's an excuse. I think that This guy might be like lower like yeah. Yeah i think the cop coming. It's kind of like when a guy has a bunch of drugs like the cop show opening shows on his throat and swollen. Hoping that the you know they don't burst open their same thing. Yeah in l. Who still has one of those phones to that's eighteen. There's something definitely fishy about you. So poor you can only afford a crappy phone that so hungry aided none dirty it looks. That doesn't look like that's not stomach. Fluid that's like dirty. This there was something with this more to come on. This is a poof home. Maybe so he had a tough conversation. He just needed to chew on it for a while. That's pretty that's pretty good. One good at those thank. You think it's your turn lorna man juliette chandler come on man. People are actually going to think that that's my name. There was a common in their florida. Man gets fed up with pothole in front of his business. And plants have banana tree in it Smart for story your history. Yeah i love this. After failed attempts at getting the country to fill pothole in front of him. Oh shoop sorry takes. You can't cook country right. Imagine the power floored man could have after failed attempts at getting the county to fill a pothole in front of his business florida. Man brian. raymond took matters into his own hands. Planting a banana plant in the pothole. Happy ending for everyone. Drivers have been forced to swerve around the pothole and even stopped short at last resort. Raymond noted that we have to maintain it and make sure nobody gets hurt. We're going to put something obvious there to make sure to make sure nobody gets in the hall. Officials say it is a private road and is not their problem. Road is so who's been. Who's gonna eat the bananas who will help me plant the bananas bananas. I guess you'll help me. Eat the banana plant. The irony will be when somebody like accidentally hits that trade dies and then a bunch of bananas foam and everybody gets bananas. Wait so it's a private road trying to get the county to fill it wake. So who owns the private land. Yeah i don't know how it works over there so now they're saying like yeah it's cool we're not gonna feel the pothole. We're not gonna cut dinu tree. You know it's not our problem. It's it's a great solution. Nobody goes in the pothole. Now they just run into a tree much better. I hope that it's a deep enough pothole that it's rich in new york. That the banana plant. Can you don't have a full. Life expectancy should really spiky cactuses. Yeah people will definitely stay away from roads or like poison ivy or something. Yeah yeah. Banana tree is probably more obvious. I actually don't know what they look like. They're picking up with this one. There is a picture it is going to start clicking all the links this is actually. Wow and it's a do-or-die so the climate climate yeah. It's going to be perfect. Climate is they can just put a giant alligator inside of it drew. Good job brian. Raymond or an old person retired just opened up a retirement community inside the funnel like the old people that greet you at walmart. Like walmart doesn't really need to do that job. There's just helping. Oh it's a feature open on stars kind of like watching though greeters. Don't check non thinking of his check. The receipts on the way. The guy the exit tortoise walmart's have an old guy at the front who puts smiley face sticker on the kids. Different in a big city walmart in this small town walmart's for sure have those greeters. At least they used to. Yeah but i haven't seen one in like the one out where i live here. I guess i don't know if i've seen recently going to go to. Here's like it's like a really packed walmart their slick stuff everywhere like it's crammed and like just feels like a. I don't know it's a little suspicious. It's it's us among us. I think that the greeter during the.
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"That's actually a really good point. I know what were like trans that'd be my selves. You know like star. That sounds like you're there already initiated. Have their own deficient. you know. Then you're going to get a trans man fighting a mullets women's sports and it's men's sports men and women don't fight each other so there will be like trans man. Trans women sports or giving them an opportunity to like. I think that would be fine. Instagram influence solves transports. Dilemma cat was dangling from the upper level of a stadium during college football game and some dudes with an american flag saved its life when it lost. Its grip an amazing video. I hope they can put it up on this thing. But it's a it's fantastic. It's exceeded this was like on nine. Eleven wasn't it. I think this was really anniversary of nine. Eleven twenty th anniversary these guys. That's why they had this american angus gaye symbolic catch. The cat doesn't that wow. I like the idea that We're supposed to not like those. People are the wave american flags so she'll be shouldn't it be bad but now no i just while i think that the american flag is making a comeback then because we saved a cat at positive all the negatives of the american flag you know how oppressive in horrible it is. You can just put one thing in this column here. Good and yeah for i. I'm bad list. Like one hundred million thousand whatever and then we have one on racist colonial white aerialist privilege saves cats though saves cat the cat and saved ak what which is followed. The you know there's a screenwriting says save. The cats had arrived at store things. Elman's make your character save a cat. You make him likable. Even if he's really unlikable so maybe this guy is that like agonised of the story. The american flag is needed this long. Save the cat now. It's likable so we don't know how many cats it's already saved. This is the only one that's getting video press coverage so the need of that. It's probably safe many cats it's good. Pr american flag on publicist. Here's what we need to do. We need to write the dangling cap. It's got to be a big event why they televised football game. So what so. He said people on twitter didn't like this is the thing that was joke. He's trying to own footage very troubling. Because they're thinking. I see how to catch the canon fourteen. Dip make contact with A cat which is it. Wouldn't it be better that the cat died rather than have to live with trauma of being engulfed in the american flag. It's true some guys airlifted rhinos upside down and they won a joke award for it. We called the picture picture. Is this real. This is real. Lead is like i guess. They usually airlift him right side up and they decided to try this out. I don't think that's right. Louie say it's better you know in your head like russia's deer blood russia's your head when nearly turned upside down. I'm pretty sure that that's are they. Okay unlike really concerned. I'm always concerned about laying instead or whatever because it's not fully upside down. That picture looks like he's being hung completely upside down promise from his ankle. I mean like vertically upside down it's your head's not at the bottom like if it was caught by an american flag was hanging hank. American flag hammock was laying. Side of the yeah. I would prefer that. Because i want the rhino to be comfortable. I like this that they have a organization. The parodies the nobel prize called the ignoble prize. Classic why were they moving rhinos in the first place it says observation okay so it wasn't for in god's domain the researchers while they say it works better for them apparently check their vital signs and things and apparently they're you know they're breathing and circulation is better when they're hung upside down. That feels wrong. Because they're normally right side up they are not but also they're weights probably always usually on their feet all their weights on their like midsection. Maybe that's maybe it's hard on their ribcage. They're heavy animal. Yeah they are. Rhinos are heavy. Chance to relax like. I think the the hammock would be a nice try. It'd be nice to just need a rhino cage with stuff in it a little wheel and then they just carry out rhino wheel. I like to think of some higher intelligence being took over and like you were just hanging out with your buddies and then the grab your feeling like i just feel like they got frank on the wrist like can you imagine the tying all other legs up a feels like he's going to get chosen right. Dropped right directly into the stu. Look a militarized version of like the evil children in the old fairytales shows up with a black hawk helicopter ties. You up a good into the stu. Oh wait sorry the next one what. I'll read it. I'm supposed to. I'm just lost my doc. Is it in the tap. This guy swallowed his nokia thirty-three ten cell phone had to have it removed from his stomach doctors and kosovo had to prefer perform surgery on a man who swallowed his nokia thirty three ten cell phone which became lodged in his tummy Reports say the phone was too large for him to digest so it couldn't fit outside of that thing. The chicken had in his life was endangered. Because it's corrosive battery. 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The Theory Of Relativity in Consumer Decisions
"All know about uncle. L. e. equals m. c. squared. But that's not the relativity calculation that i'm talking about what i'm talking about is a calculation that we pretty much all make before we make a purchase certainly before we make a non essential purchase and it goes a little something like this. Let's say i'm at the pub. And the price of a state is four dollars more than the price of a boo coincidentally. The price of a beer is also four dollars so now the relativity calculation. I need to make ease. Do i have a stake and one beer or do i have a burger and to bees. Pretty easy decision. Or let's say you booking a flight and the price of an upgrade to business class is two thousand dollars now you could use that two thousand dollars when you get to the other end to have two nights in the suite at a fancy swanky hotel in town so the relativity discussion and calculation. You need to have is. What's the relative value. Is that gonna give me more value at the other end or am i better off spending the two thousand now to sit in a slightly bigger box and maybe have metal cutlery. Instead of plastic utensils on the plane these are the sorts of calculations that you will consume as a making whenever. They're buying something especially when it is non essential so you need to be aware of that when you have both setting your pricing and also sending your marketing you need to make sure that you are conveying the values and the benefits of your product. Because you know damn well that they are making a calculation relativity calculation of what else they could be doing with their money so when you think about the theory of relativity you've got uncle. Albert's theory equals mc squared uncle trance theory. It's all about how many bees you can have with your steak
4-Year-Old Girl Discovers Rare Stingless Bees in California
"Four year old girl with a knack for nature, found two colonies of rare stainless bees that went unnoticed for 70 years. The bugs were taken to California's Department of Food and Agriculture Plant Pest Diagnostic Branch. We're scientists say it's a rare find as the Bugs live in
Larry Elder Shuts Down Columnist Who Compared Him to David Duke
"There is a recall out for one of the most damaging governors in the country. That is there was competition for that title. I mean it's it's really. I know it's funny but it's you know it's very sad. And if he is recalled larryelder presumably prevail among the candidates. Larry elder is on the line with me. Larry what happened with the sacramento bee. Well i had a very contentious Editorial interview with them it was not just a sacramento d. But also all also at the newspapers as well And we went at it. The same thing with the los angeles times los angeles times has a writer named named gene guerrero Who wrote a piece a few weeks ago. All the calling me. A black david duke When i had my interview with the editorial board of the la times every single question was Was contentious. And i handle them. Pretty definitely and then all of a sudden she pops up. She was not on the list of people to To question me And i refuse to allow her to ask. Ask me a question and one of the members of the editorial board said well. If you become governor how is it. You're going to deal with people who have different points of view. I said i've been on an hour with you. Not a single one of you agree with anything i said. I'm not gonna have a conversation with someone who's all the call. Me black david duke. I'm sorry and so that's what happened with both the sacramento bee interview and the la times. And if you both of which on my social media that you can watch and listen to the entire interview if you like.
Interview With Frank Marshall of 'the Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Heart'
"Thank you so much for doing the pike as great to have you and congrats on the nomination at thank you. My first verse. Wow okay. I can't believe that. Well so i. I as a director. Okay no well that's fantastic and of course Come to plenty of. Bg's related stuff but on this podcast. We go right from the very beginning. So if you wouldn't mind just telling listeners where were you born and raised in. What is your folks do for a living. I was actually born in glendale california I was raised out in the san fernando valley until we moved to newport beach for high school so i went to high school in newport and then i went to ucla. So i've never left the west side. And and i guess you were. Athletics have always been a big part of your life. Yes athletics and music. My dad was was a composer. Arranger played jazz guitars are grew up in a musical family He was under contract to capitol records on and my mom played piano so There was a lot of music in our house as i was growing up. All right so eventually you off to to ucla. And i don't believe it was with a specific focus on thelma. I so what was it. And how did we end up with you in on a phone bath. No i was kind of a normal teenager and had no idea what i wanted to do when i went to to. Ucla i started i. I did like a semester and engineering. And then i went into theater arts for a couple of semesters and then i ended up in pali cy but along the way i took a couple of classes in in theater arts and and one of them was Movies and a wonderful professor whose name a gray herald gray. Yeah forget his name but he had written this book on the history of movies so we had this little paperback book. And so you know. I thought great so i learned by just watching great old movies
Rolling Stone Crowns Beyoncé's 'Formation' as All Time Best Music Video
"Stone released its list of 100 greatest music videos of all time and Queen Bee takes the top spot with formation, Okay? Let's get information. But it wasn't Beyonce's only video to make the list. Single ladies was number 12 and her music video with Lady Gaga for telephone number 66. I think that Madonna childish Gambino guns and roses and Michael Jackson also claimed top spots on the list. Monica Ricks. CBS News Come on in the West. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame will be hosting a Janis
"bee" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"Answer to such a great start to a book. Chest it'll gilbert gilbert. All right moving on yes. So then he gets into and he goes through stuff diet. We're diving ahead in the chapter. But he goes into when the madman really explains himself. The madman's explanation of thing is always complete and often in a purely rational sense satisfactory or to speak more strictly the insane explanation if not conclusive least unanswerable. This may be observed specially in two or three communist kinds of madness if a man says for instance that men have a conspiracy against him. You cannot dispute it. Except by saying that all the men deny that they are conspirators which is exactly what conspirators would do. That's exactly the hit would say his explanation covers the fact as much as yours or from an says that he's the rightful king of england is no complete answer to say that the existing authorities call mad for if he were king of england. That might be the wisest thing for the existing authorities to do for man says that. He's jesus christ is no answer to tell him. The world denies victory for the world. Denied christ's nevertheless he is wrong but if he attempted traces erin exact terms we shall not find it quite so easy as we had supposed. Perhaps the nearest thing That we can get to our perhaps the nearest we can get to expressing. It is to say this is mine. Moves in a perfect but narrow. A small circle is quite as infinite as a large circle but though it is quite as infinite is not so large in the same way. The insane explanation is quite complete as the same one but it is not so large. A bullet is quite as round as the world but it is not the world there is such a thing as a narrow your. There's there's such a thing as a narrow universality there is such a thing as a small and cramped eternity. You may see it in many modern religions so the idea that your world just because your worldview all fits together. It's all god's logic it can still be a tiny tiny he says you know it's all circle circle can a penny yeah. It doesn't make big just the fact that it's circular and all fits together and you see this with people that are in into conspiracy theories about on the right or the left people that they if they believe that then. There's no fact you can give them that that would be that would contradict in their mind right or is this the answer. The answer. Everything like multi verse theory. Yup we'll get that like no arguing. Multiple adversary no evidence that exists. Okay someone who thinks that. We live in the matrix or something. Right aliens do see. I'm slapping you. it's real well. That's how the matrix is programmed. You know there's no way around it. So he gives the example of materialism as being on a case of this song. Take that take. I the more obvious case of materialism as an explanation of the world materialism has a sort of insane simplicity. It has just the quality of the madman's argument we have at once the sense of it covering everything and the sense of it leaving everything out contemplate some able insincere materialist. For as for instance mr mccabe and you have exactly this unique sensation. He understands everything and everything does not seem worth understanding. His cosmos may be complete in every room and cawkwell but still has cosmos is smaller than our world. Somehow his scheme like the lucid scheme of the madman seems unconscious of the alien energies and the large indifference of the earth. It is not thinking of the real things of the earth of fighting people's are proud mothers. Or i love or fear upon the the earth is so very large in the cosmos. Oh very small. The cosmos is about the smallest told that a man can hide his head. And i didn't put this in there. But i want to read this. He adds to says we've taken the circle as the symbol of reason in madness. We may very well take. The cross is the symbol at once of mystery and of health. Buddhism is boom is simple centripetal but christianity is centrifugal it breaks out the circle is perfect and infinite in its nature but it sticks forever in its size it can never be larger smaller but the cross though it has at its heart. A collision in a contradiction can extend its forearms forever without altering its shape because it has a paradox at center it can grow without changing the circle returns upon itself and is bound. The cross opens its arms to the four winds. It is a signpost for free travelers. Boom boom house chesterton. That's a seven out of ten seven out of ten high reading on this one. He loves that analogy like he even book. He wrote a book the ball and the cross which is a great fund. Ridiculous book About it's like a buddy comedy about an atheist. Anna artwork catholic highlander. It's planes trains and automobiles they wanted. Even martin was a christian junk and even so they wanna duel to the death but anything all of all of christianity or not shane. All society is trying to stop them with the various Views of their time. So they got the tolstoy guy who just a pacifist and then they got the guy who loves violence just wants to see them kill each other. So it's a really. It's one of my favorites. Not that long. Like when they meet the anti-cop guy and then he calls the story of called the defunding police. So i think that this. When i read this helped me to not immediately be impressed when somebody had a a world because i think that before i had thought oh christianity answers all the questions and then other other world views will inevitably notably find questions. You just can't answer. That's why they need. Jesus and i think that you know that's pretty naive view. I was young but to realize that to not be impressed. When a worldview answers all the questions it doesn't mean it's right it could mean it's leaving a bunch of stuff out one. I think in this helps us to think about the kind of christianity that we want to impart to our kids and we want to have in our churches is not one. That is this narrow like right. Yeah because you can turn christianity journal circle to you could make it into you and people. Some people are into that with some things perhaps predestination then heals your things where they get their whole faith based around one doctrine. Will you think of people who say that. They've left christianity you. They grew up in the church and they left. And it's because they weren't given answers a feels like First of all. I don't know if those people are always being truthful but but when they are it feels like what they're complaining about is the church had this you know. I don't know fundamentalist baptist or whatever but they had this. Everything's based everything was in this person surgical experience or something. It's always the one. Yeah yeah so do. To think about christianity is something that explains everything to something that is as big as the universe. Yes not this narrow like and it's not it's not as job to explain everything like that's read the end of j. Explains the wrong. Explains the wrong word. But who yeah and i was just realizing that. That's not. he's kind of saying that's not the thing to look for a workout as much. You the world's too big to continue to answer all your questions. Yeah the nice tidy way up at. Christianity is not the orthodox teachings because it's the core in the center but it's bigger too like the sunsets and smoking cigars and hanging out and like all of these elements of life. You know he talks about the materialists that that mrs. all of that because they have explanations for the chemical reactions about things and rain. It's just firing these these connections and chemical reactions in..
"bee" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"K. Chesterton all right so chesterton. Has this concept that he goes back to time and again and and specifically he mentions it. I think it's the first time he brings it up. Maybe is an orthodoxy. That's the main. Yeah the maniac in the circle. The madman circle. Yeah and so. This is actually. We're gonna be reading just from the very beginning orthodoxy orthodoxy. So we're diving in. And then i grab some paragraphs a later on okay. But we're just looking at this idea of people will act like well. I've got my world. Do all figure it out. 'cause it it's purely rational. Everything fits any question can be answered biological you know ways of reason. It works so yeah and see everything through that one lens. Everything makes the point that most people that have that they have one land tiny lens they look at it through and the that to a circle. So we'll read with his words first. Then we'll try to go from there but I will set up that when he says han. Well han well is a looney bin. Okay asylum in asylum and will asylum. You want to start this time. Thoroughly worldly people never understand even the world. They rely altogether in a few cynical maxim's of which which are not true. Once i remember walking with prosperous publisher who made a remark which i often heard before it is indeed almost a motto of the modern world. Yet i had heard it once too often. And i saw suddenly that there was nothing in it. The publisher said of somebody that man will get on. He believes in himself and remember that. As i lifted my head to listen. I caught an omnibus on which was written hand will so this asylum crazy together some roughing the mouth and sign and i said to him. Shall i tell you where the men who wear. The men are who believe most in themselves direct. And tell you. I know of men who believe in themselves more colossally than napoleon her caesar. I know where flames the fix star of certainty and success. I can guide you. To the thrones of the superman. The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums. I love walking on the street and publisher gives that whole build up to it. He said my only that there were a good many men after all who believed themselves and who were not in lunatic asylums yes. There are retorted and you have all men to know them. That drunken poet from whom you would not take a dreary tragedy. He believed himself that elderly minister with an epic. From whom you were hiding a back room. He believed in himself. You consulted you're so these people trying to deliver trying to pitch the books to him. Have this amazing novel for you. You epoch right working. Since i was twelve eighty nine so these are the people that go on american idol. This is a really really believed in himself. You consulted your business experience. Instead of your ugly individualistic philosophy. You would know the believing in himself as one of the communist signs of rotter actors. You can't act believe in themselves and debtors won't pay. It will be much truer to say that a man will certainly fail because he believes in himself complete self. Competence is not merely a sin. Complete self-confidence is weakness believing utterly in oneself as a hysterical and superstitious belief. Like believing in joanna south hero. The faith remember where learn about her. Yeah when i was working on my book. I looked her up. that's fantastic. She was create a crazy. Cultist gavin. listen. We heroes of the faith on a previous People believe they believe that she was going to give birth to the next kreis. Okay so he's saying believing in this crazy person. Yeah the man who has it has hand well written on his face as plain as as as it is written on that omnibus and to all this my friend. The publisher made this very deep ineffective reply. Well if a man is not to believe in himself in what is he to believe after a long pause replied. I will go home and read a book answer to that question. This is the book that have written an.
"bee" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
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Aether Beauty's Rose Quartz Crystal Palette is Cruelty Free
"Our guest is Tyler Abbott. She is the founder of a third beauty. Good to have you back. Thank you for having me. So you make vegan cosmetics? What are they exactly? Their cosmetics that don't use any animal derived ingredients by animals. You mean no. No animals, no furry animals, no insects, correct. Anything that's ever been alive that ever breathed and moved whatsoever. And when I say insects, I mean things like bees, wax and whatnot. Right? And there's definitely, um pigments that are derived from Beatles. So you cannot use that in your pigments. Interesting. Okay, so we actually have a palette here. This is here. Your first big product. Tell me a little bit about it. This is the rose quartz Crystal gemstone palette, So it's completely vegan cruelty free and then we use organic and fair trade ingredients as well. And it's the rose quartz palette, so each shade is infused with actual rose quartz, and not just because crystals are cool and trending. But there's a reason so rose Quartz actually helps. Prevent against fine lines and wrinkles and
The Future of Christian Conservative Satire With Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon
"As far as the future goes. Look i mean. We're we're trying to get into like you mentioned New mediums were. We're working on animation. We're working on video on so we want to keep finding new ways to bring our message to wherever wherever people are where they're consuming so we're going to continue to try to do that in effective ways and and and so we'll continue to grow in that direction. Well as i say. I've been kind of in this. The comedy in the humor world for so long that. I never thought that i would see the emergence of something as good. I mean you guys aren't just not cheesy. It's brilliant i hanging out and i feel that There's nothing better. You could be doing seth dylan lending your skills as a businessman to this. This is very important and listen to sirius. But it's important to the to the future of freedom and to the future of america that we have a healthy free a culture where we can make fun of things where we can. You know lampoon things that need lampooning. Yeah and frankly without you guys I see almost nothing. It seems to me that to everybody who has a talent in this world will be coming to you and it'll be challenged view to figure out how to use them and how to grow it. Yeah but i do hope that we inspire other people to do their own thing and to do it effectively to in their own way and established during unique voice. I i hope that we do that so that you know i. I say this to people all the time. There's so much of a of a feeling among in our culture where people are trying to silence themselves censor themselves and they're doing the tyrants work for him there you go and i think that I think that everybody needs to be willing to be bullying. Look people used to die for their freedom in this you give up their lives for freedom and we're not willing to give up our twitter accounts We're not we're not willing to get band or potentially lose our job. I'm willing to get on. And i got ben. But that's the whole point is that we need to ride yes to lead. Help lead by sending thing that we're doing do not everybody does then. They can't ban assault right. They can't cancel us all on the can't shut us. All up
Babylon Bee Attacked in ‘False and Defamatory’ Claim That It Pretends to Be Satire
"Now we're gonna have to get serious for a moment. Okay this long enough and okay. Now we do have to get serious because you this is. This is really serious. But it's also hilarious. You guys at the babylon be doing intensely. Larry obvious comedy have been attacked by. I don't know the new york times snoops saying that you're putting out false information so please explain because i'm not even joking. That's the world we. We're allowed living in so talk about that. Yeah yeah so. Yeah i mentioned. There's you know. The left is killing comedy by spike choking it. But they're also trying to censor it and what they're trying to censor specifically is comedy like ours. Where their target of it you know. They cannot to be laughed at. They can't bear to have their ideas mocked so instead of just laughing it off a or responding to it with their own jokes They've gone down this route where they've actually tried to smear us as being source of misinformation and the. There's a reason they're doing that so this is to me facebook twitter. You know all the all the social networks were really trying to crack down on misinformation and block it and keep it off their platforms. the left took advantage of that and thought to themselves. Okay well maybe that's how we get rid of the babylon be lump them in world news right and so they started writing all these news articles. The most recent one was the new york times saying that we're far right misinformation site that sometimes traffics and misinformation. I'm quoting them. That's what they said. We had to send them a demand letter and tell them to to remove that from their piece because it was defamatory. It was going to get us band on social networks thing you know. Our wikipedia page is going to say that we're not really a satire sight. Where where we pretend to be. We can mislead
The Babylon Bee's Satire is Punching Back at Cancel Culture and Leftist Tyranny
"There's a threshing and assisting going on in american culture right now because idea that comedians who would not identify as christian or conservative none of the less. They find that. They have an innate sense of wanting to rebel wanting to to crack jokes about things that people say you. Can't you know it's it's kind of a fundamental aspect of comedy and of truth telling which comedies usually a form of truth telling so it's fascinating to me to see people Who might previously have identified as on the left or something pushing back against the cancel culture and the absurdity of this because they usually the ones who are who are doing that with with the right and the right was making the rules and their puritanical. Of course that has all shifted. So because that's strange shift. You're just seeing sifting the culture. I don't i think most people are really unaware of where it's going to go but we know that any self-respecting comedian cannot tolerate this. You can't function as a comedian. No yeah you can't. I mean if you're if you're going to censor yourself in deference to that power that's above you that's telling you what you can and can't say then then you you are the joke. Yeah making jokes. You are the joke comedians at in our situation. You know what we look at what we're doing. Robert accused lately have been accused of punching down punching back. We're not punching down. This is situation. we're culture con. Conservatives are literally on the ropes in the culture battle. yeah and they're defending themselves against this top down attack this top down tyranny from progressive ideology. That's coming from celebrities. It's coming from corporation from politicians. We're not punching down. We're punching back at that stuff.
Seth Dillon's Babylon Bee Is Making Conservative Christian Comedy Against the Left's Rules
"Tell me seth what were you doing before you get involved with the babylon. How did you get involved in wire you there. Ceo today while. I'm very lucky When when when. I answered that question. You know. It's i had an a love for satire. I love like. I love you like to laugh. I like to laugh. I love how the left the left was so effective at because they don't have very good but they're very good ad hominem attacks. they're very good at making. You look silly stupid right. That's what they that's what they've been doing so effectively for so long with with their comedy. Nobody on the right. Was doing that effectively. When i saw the babylon come along. And adam ford is the one who founded back in two thousand sixteen He's a genius absolute genius and we quickly found some really talented people to add to the team to to come alongside him producing some this content and the whole point of it was to do comedy from a christian conservative perspective that cheesy. That didn't make us the joke because it really isn't it funny that we always have to start there. Yeah we're really brilliant. Brilliant but it's not cheesy like we're making films but it's not cheesy cheesy cheesy and it is an amazing thing. I said it before but you guys. It's not just not cheesy it is. It's brilliant and actually in the world in which we live today. It's almost the only stuff that's happening at that level. I mean there's nothing on the left. While i gotta tell you the reason. There's nothing good on the left right now and i followed the onion for years. They've been around for twenty plus years. They used to be very funny. They're less funny now and they're less funny now for very good reason. You know the left has made all these rules about what you can't say and they also have this idea that you can't offend anybody so so in enforcing these rules. they even do this on comedians. They try to make comedians follow rules. You can't say this. You can't say that you can't talk about this. You can offend people. Hand punched down never punched down right and so they make all these rules and comedians by their nature flout rules. They make fun of people who make rules. Let's comedians are supposed to do right. That's their that's really their role in all of this and so two handcuff comedians. In that way leftists are actually create by trying to kill comedy and strangle it. They're creating an opportunity for people on the other side of the aisle to to say the things that you're not supposed to say. Make the jokes. You're not supposed to make And so i think they've just created an opportunity for that
Mint Relatives With Ken Druse
"You all know kendrew regular visitor to the show and author of twenty garden books and longtime friend. When he's not managing the antics of two troublemaking but gorgeous canines. He manages his extensive garden in new jersey. Hi ken i changed. Your intro. gorgeous canines oak the their handsome. It's true managing left that part out. So i sh- since we're talking men's today which are often aromatic. Let's have a giveaway of your latest book. The central garden about sent and fragrance and so forth with the transcript of the show of runaway to garden dot com. Okay that's lovely okay. Good good So you know when you said it. As i said in the npr's like what. What are we gonna talk about. And then i really it was kind of. And then you and i both got to sort of digging around reading about mints the mid family and so for so tell us a little bit about the breadth of it. Well i could stand in one place. Just turn and look and see. There's oh there's bee bomb and there's a lemon balm and there's some you know there's so many family relatives and you can often recognize them. Not only because many are fragrant when you rub the leaves but also because many have square stems but there are over two hundred and thirty genera- and over seven thousand species of mint relatives plants in the lenny. Ac family
California's Recall Election Is Set. Can the GOP Oust Newsom?
"Larry elder my former colleague on the salem radio network. He has now left because he has felt a calling. I'll talk to larry. I'll talk to all the candidates including kevin faulkner today All of the steerage candidate. I will talk to them in the course of the next two weeks because i think all of is going to be deeply deeply interested in whether or not a big blue state governor who botched cove ed who washed public education who botched spending in. Ppp and who have not done anything about drought or infrastructure paralyzed. California been paralyzed by Just ten years of jerry brown and gavin newsom. I think they're going to rise up and throw gavin newsom out. I have no idea who's gonna win. I'm not going to be involved in moderating debates and so. I'm not going to be involved in in endorsing anyone but i'll bring everyone along and asked them all the same question. I can be meticulously fair. But larry elder had been tossed off of the ballot by some by that. No nothing no name secretary of state. They're afraid of larry. Juicing turnout obviously and not just in the african american community but across the spectrum larry is a is a great an inspirational figures life stories. Very inspirational if you've seen his movies if you read. His book listened to his show for decades and decades. He's ubiquitous in california. They didn't want him on the ballot. They tried to keep moth. He was ordered onto the ballot at the same time Kevin faulkner wanted accurately to record. His title is former mayor san diego and they wouldn't let him put that on there. I don't know what it is. I'll ask him today. What his title will be coming on today in the last segment of the show. But it's going to be a big race. It is going to be a serious raise at the top is doug osea a former congressman larry elder and kevin falkiner john cox former republican nominee for governor. Caitlyn jenner is a serious factor in the race. Kevin kiley who led the recall petition gathering. Dr kevin kiley is a serious figure in the race. All of them will be invited. On the hugh hewitt show as. I'm sure they will be on every talk. Show throughout california and the debates will tell us a lot but right now the media the mainstream media the blue bubble media the los angeles times and the sacramento bee. They all why either believe there's no reason given coast in that ain't true francis the prop thirteen moment.
Australia, a Prison Colony, Is Back on Lockdown After 3 COVID Deaths
"Australia is now a prison colony. I would argue it's worse than a prison colony. Because in a prison colony, you know you can go to work and go make license plates. In a prison colony. You can also talk to your Cell mate or people in the jail. Not in Australia. Europe cut five. Jim, I want you to check this out. He's an Australian news anchor explaining how the country is locking down over how many covid deaths millions. No, they're locking down over. Three. 3000 No 3 300 No No. Three Australia. Prison colony. Check this out. Good evening. Within hours, Sydney will be in the group of much tougher restrictions. The premier clamping down on the stubborn Delta outbreak with what she's calling and no regrets Policy and this is why, from a record 82,000 tests the state today recorded 111 cases and, tragically, the third covid death in this outbreak. A man aged in his eighties from the city's southeast across greater Sydney. Retail shops will now close. A small list of essential stores can remain open construction sites across the city. Shut down and from midnight tonight, 110 suburbs across Liverpool, Fairfield and Canterbury Bankstown will be sealed shut. That's 900,000 residents who can't leave their area even for work. Did you just hear that? That's not the Babylon Bee or the onion? That's an actual news report out of Australia. Three people died all be a tragic deaths are not statistics. They're real people. He's a real breathing people who died. Three people died. So they're shutting down entire portions of Australia. You can't go to work. You can't even talk to people. But they didn't say that there. No, no, That's the next clip coming up next. Don't go anywhere. Not allowed to go to work not allowed to leave your house. You're on
Are Trees Talking to Each Other?
"Trees are key players in many mythologies and folklore. They give us lots of our oxygen though. They're not the number. One shade to cool are concrete jungles. Sorry about all your brethren ripped out to do that. They provide us with fruits and nuts. I mean we couldn't have new tele. We didn't have trees provide homes for country critters and they can talk to one another albeit with a little help. All the trees around the world form symbiotic association. With below ground fungi. Fungi sent tiny threads. Called my cillian through the soil the myself liam picks up nutrients and water giving them to the roots and exchanges it for the water sugar and other things that the plant makes through photosynthesis ultimately together both can thrive when they might not otherwise the my silly affectively increase the surface area of root system by a great degree somewhere between a lot and vary it also creates a network that connects one tree root system to another so that they can share nutrients and water. A sort of would wide web working. The word for the mutually beneficial relationship is micro iza participating in adult spelling bee anytime soon. That's m. y. c. o. r. r. h. i. z. While doing her doctoral thesis some twenty plus years ago ecologist suzanne simmer discovered that trees actually communicate their needs to one another to test hypothesis. She and her colleagues infused trees with a traceable radioactive form of carbon and later took samples from the neighbouring trees. Those neighbors had the radioactive carbon proving that the plants could send nutrients back and forth to one another plants need sunlight photosynthesis or turn carbon dioxide and water into sugar. Aka energy and oxygen simmered found that trees in the shade where photosynthesis is harder to pull off actually got more of the radioactive carbon than their sunnier siblings
"bee" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"The my favorite part of the song is that he's got this whole image that he's got like uzis and switchblades and bibles hyper he's just carrying this whole arsenal and then he's like he's he's a mormon on the street into mormon satanic bible rip gang warfare with the mormons could at least like. Try to talk to the little bit i. I don't even know where to begin with the logical analysis. Where i mean is there. Is there a sense in which you can fight spiritual battles with rap. Maybe right like he. The power of the tongue. So i kind of agree with that. But i don't know this song where you're you're going down the mormons with uzi's survivals okay. He didn't say he just freaks them out with the to satanic bible. Rip the bible and the bible. So yeah so. I don't know ripping two bibles at once makes me want to get back to bible study. Theologically sound to know enough. This frighten you back into the violence. I'm not sure i. It makes me want to run the other direction. No did you actually listen to this. I don't i know i did. I have no idea what we're even talking out of the electric chair to sound of dean screaming for their lives. He's got he's got pretty good. Man yeah i would love.
"bee" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"The come on your meat okay. Is it something about transgender. Okay trump trump attempts to catch hunter biden in trap labeled free crack trump attempts to catch under biden a trap labeled free crack. Third time. Okay okay do the shattner. Oh we just got to. It was all. You're making fun of an addict program. So residents and the idea that trump would put a box a box of the stick under heroes crack under box looney tunes. It's funny and he didn't catch him. He attempted to attempted because it's drunks got away. Trump miss trump. This is one reason that i hope mike lindell's right is just for the jokes. Yeah just for the fun. I was just a great. Thank you kitty one. Which was the kitty one. Little kitty poster. Oh your cat of satan. Now was a video now. It's all you can do it. You can't poster all right one more for you. After being kicked off social media trump forced to go door to door shouting marshmallow. Will we get you. Might up to bleep marshmallow.
"bee" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"Works up your follower of joseph smith. Oh man the more. The les not like this. One follower of joseph smith urges nation to reject morally flawed leaders. Always gets us the nicest they the nicest email and say more and more when doubt. Oh shoot still say no mormon these things they like would publish material talking about mormons all the time and then a couple years ago. I know it's now. Elliot's identify any anytime. Someone says you can't tell me that you know i'm just stubborn. Even you made your bed now drinking. I'm sure most of them don't care but yeah you know sorry. Sorry mormons we just you know we make fun of you. One time we just a little bit. Yeah we didn't. We didn't do mormons. Didn't i'm sure that wasn't that. Was the south part of south park. Yeah yeah. I'm sure the mormon aren't a big fan of that either although it didn't they take out ads in the playbill. Did they go the open. It's at checkout. Check out the real market unless it was a fake mormon ad and they were babylon deserve more than babylon be got one. I'm sure they do the babylon letter. Firestone google stars. I'm sorry guys. I like again. I don't see anything right now. The colobian beige or something. I do teach voice over it as well and i work with people and utah. They're the nicest people are nice and they have the nice thing down. They really do not. Just get.
"bee" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"This one it would help me actually middle look into it after this seems like enabling your god my locked and you're not changing your lifestyle. You're just well jaw style job instead of a lap band. The band's keep getting higher. They're going to have live band soon. Yes yeah you get a feel like if you took this off after trying it for a month you would just go bananas like eating everything. You need. Sixty inches of tuna sub. Don't care that it's not due. No texture believe it's not tuna. Okay so we're going to rattle off some world records now. Oh man kyle. It's a big week. Wisconsin businesses created the world's longest string cheese. Oh how long was one thousand eight hundred feet. Oh my gosh. that's amazing. Man has recaptured. The world record for wrapping wife and plastic wrap. This is david russia. Our old friend. He covered his wife's body and pleasure app. And only a minute in two point. Forty four seconds. Oh that's incredible and say how much what will humans do next. Wisconsin woman nearly doubles her smurfs collecting record. Oh she set the guinness record. Chino's eleven thousand four hundred fifty five smurfs. Oh oh the creativity of humans. Married couple awarded guinness record for height difference at the picture of them. It looks like this tiny guy and a very large woman but the woman's actually only five feet five inches tall so this guy's little. He's three feet seven inches and the only the difference is afoot in ten inches. So almost two feet. That doesn't sound that much. It doesn't sound like much but when you look at them. It looks like what it looks. She looks huge. A first and then you're like oh she's only five five. Oh two foot difference. Almost almost as i said you said at one check the tape feet up rerun little person a little person. Yeah okay or she. Yeah because he's not gigantic five foot five gigantic. You feel like you could really shattered this record. If you'd just picked up taller woman. She married my wife would be fooled at least a full two feet. Yeah well glad he didn't know good job. All these guinness records people. I love in his records. And you guys all great job. Let's go to these stores. Hey sorry to interrupt that hilarious podcast that you were just listening to but my buddy ethan tonight here thinking you might not be. Babylon beat subscriber. We need to correct that. Yeah in fact. I could smell it in the room. Smells like a non subscriber in here or is that counterparts could be far. I can't tell. Hey if you subscribe you get this giant hossam beautiful coffee table book full of beautiful images. What and hilarious stories premium subscribers. Get this for a limited time. Which is crazy because this book is like half the cost of that second brick of gold. Anyway and yeah. It's awesome so you get a coupon code for cheaper merchandise. You get to be part of the community. The advantages are endless to be literally infinite. All you get our bloopers from her. Oh those are those are hilarious gas so please yeah go to bombie dot com slash plans subscribe become one of the elite. The few the babylon b.'s. Man so you know we put out babylon headlines people like sometimes we put ones out that people really don't like really don't i really really like one of the main things they do is write angry comments and don't click like right say might click. Desert dislike button. that can. sometimes it depends where you're on or you can do the angry face on facebook. I always do like euros. Like the hugging the heart thing i i have used almost exclusively the hugging thing for everything. Already using it ironic. Hair care she'll interested during the pandemic because when someone says like so and so died you click like yeah right because that's all used to be able to do awesome type angry face too. Far like yeah. I didn't really know the person not actually crying. You really bad for you in touch with your yourself your feelings about. Yeah yeah anyway. This has been our facebook reaction segment and now we on these stories that people hated absolutely hey controversial stories. Here's the first one. This happened in may two thousand sixteen. We wrote this article win. Jan crouch died john crops the televangelist meet a picture of so it's like dark. Crystal character does a huge pink hair pink here with like more shadow and i already call the black stuff around the eyeliner. Like sir mix cermark salat eyeliner to see her. This has been our segment on makeup store. You'll see your their prosperity. Theologians puzzled over death of jan crouch. So this was when we were very new at the battle on this was published on the day of jan crouch's death and it was like that was just a time he was soon. We had no idea how the reach of the the people. I woke up the next morning and fox news at covered. This and we're like what the heck are just like freaking out like how. How did this dumb joke that we posted on the internet. Get this you know widespread. So it's the first time we kind of realized that people are actually looking at what we're publishing out there and it was not controversial. Make fun of jan crouch except for on the very day she dies. it's awful. She said yeah and we were trying to do this joke that it's like we're making fun of prosperity theology like the other prosperity guys. How did she die. I thought she could just name claim health and wealth You know but in math. Sorry jan well. How about this one confronted with details of the green. New deal acadia. Cortez cossio cortez. Claims not speak english. We got a lot of pain for this one. People thought we were doing some nextgen. Colling mexicans to knowingly thing. You had to pass that. You may speak like some stars language yes. She's speaking teased or something. That's not realize there's new job. Nevada is that the job of the hut language. Yes brechner scary. The voices of creepy ones this in the quiet thing. No i didn't do those voices and there's also some context to the story because she had put up this. Faq on her website the fact for the green new deal and it was like bizarre. The stuff it was selling like back fact. I've never heard that. Faq mac i said you. And then i clear binders word on a family show she said she had never seen this fac fact. Just just faqua just rounded out had never seen it. I don't know anything about it so that was all right. You want to take the next one. There is a great job dumb. Llc accidentally strangles herself tying her shoes because she's so stupid. We've already think look at holidays idea. It's kind of says the same thing again. Chester meals we've talked about this. So if you follow this for while you've heard us go on about this. This is what our favorite my personal favorite headlines because it really is a troll.
Bill Cosby Freed From Prison, His Sex Conviction Overturned
"Bill Cosby is home near Philadelphia his sexual assault conviction was overturned when he first arrived home because B. flash the V. for victory sign he appeared before reporters but did not speak the Pennsylvania Supreme Court ruled Cosby had an agreement with the previous prosecutor that he would not face charges in the case brought by district attorney Kevin Steele lawyer and legal analyst Prius a pouring says this ruling covers just the Andrea Constand case there is nothing in this decision that would prevent any of that the number of alleged victims of Bill Cosby from coming forward and attempting to prosecute their cases for justices form the majority that ruled in because bees favour three others dissented I made Donahue
Analytics Solutions & KPIs For SMB Marketing With CallRail Marketing VP Palmer Houchins
"Or i palmer. Welcome back to the marta podcast. Thanks for having me exuded a continue our conversation. We've talked a little bit about what an sm be. What are some of the marketing tools that they should be using had a manager bootstrap budget and really the takeaway. Here is when you're thinking about marketing a small business. You're going to be resource constrained from a time perspective from a people perspective and also probably from a budget perspective. So you really need to make sure that your business is operating efficiently and to do that. You need to figure out the analytics seems to be something that is right in call rails wheelhouse talk to me about how you advise and medium size businesses to evaluate the efficacy and efficiency of their marketing efforts. I think as we've seen the digital marketing landscape really playing field level for us in bees. A lot of times we think of that is just the front end of what we're able to go out and do from marketing perspective. But a lotta times looks forget has just how much data getting on the back end now with that even for a small kind of local business. There's just a plethora of opportunity whether it be on actual ad performance figuring out how to tie that back to lead which is something correal does a great job to but i would even say beyond that just simple web analytics and being able to track conversions and understand which pieces of marketing are really resonating with your customer. Base is just something that i think was before. Let's go back. A few decades was really only available to the big guys who had the big budgets with market research resources. So i think there's a lot of lightweight analytics that even the smallest of small businesses are just going to have at their disposal. Right out of the gate.
"bee" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"It wasn't like that everywhere. Obviously but i remember reading. I went to read the actual story and i remember saying to a friend of mine you know. This shows us that everything is more complicated than we think we. We have the sanitize few of history at this point in our lives. We look back. We think it's perfect but it's complicated. There's some of this a lot of that and you know the relationships between even when we look back in the bible the relationships between men and women there are a lot of people who will tell you like Women were oppressed and they were just things in the bible isn't anti woman thome but again relationship send. Leadership positions of everything was complicated. It was way more nuanced than we give. History credit for every generation thinks. They're act three of the stories world. Learned we've got the guys and the bad guys and they turn onto simple guy versus bad guy thing. Yeah and they're the redemption at the end is going to storm the castle. Everyone thinks they're on the right side of history. Yeah i appreciate you being able to take an insane story like turn it a teaching moment my job. I just listen to yourself with davis and you can find it wherever you listen to your podcast truck both random topic and see if she can turn it. I can turn at. Noel i you guys. I have twelve years of media training. I can turn anything in anything. That's why. I never worked. When i when i go on shows like fox people be like i don't know how my husband specially experi nerves in front of people whose like how you like. What are you talking about tonight. Well these are the subjects they gave us but they they're never the subjects that when the cameras turn on that. Oh everything changes so. I never even. Okay this is maybe what we're talking about but we'll see it'll be like doesn't that make you sick to your stomach like don't you get afraid i'm like no 'cause i don't need to know what i'm talking about to sound like i know what i'm talking about a million so that's a good skill so if you ever want to test me sometime cure what the heck is race. Norman can you explain it to me. Like i'm a white five year old. I'm so glad you ask kyle. I don't know race moore. Ming is something that i just not about. Read an ap story Reading your red state piece looking okay. Okay tell me if. I just by the term race if you had to guess is something trying to run faster nor mcdonald's okay okay Breese nor maybe like normalising. Something for rea- like normalising equities race stuff equality like any say the. Nfl's trying to it. So what could the nfl do. The normalizing. what standards of inclusion whenever normalizes used. That means there's what they're saying is this is a reality. We don't like it when a de- normalized the thing. That's just a thing that if somebody insidiously made it happen. Can't normalize the like. We talked about earlier the normalizing family. Yeah or marriage it. Yeah so what is race. Norman where we close. I'm outta normativity called race nurmi as a practice where the The nfl you may recall has established billion dollar fund for concussions. Were they denied the concussion. So so you could as a player who has been injured. You can apply for this fun. Black players are saying they are being denied a greater rate than white players for compensation from the fund and the nfl as their defense says. We use a practice called race. Nor ming which is meant to. You're not gonna believe this. It initiates the Measures the cognitive abilities of black players at a lower level than white players. So that because they're saying the cognitive abilities of black people are less than white people. And so when you're measuring how those cognitive abilities have been damaged you start them out on a lower cognitive level than the white people so basically black people are dumber than white people and so it's harder to prove that they have brain injuries that is raised. Arming doing this in the name of trying to know for yes. So here's what. So here's here's what happened. The nfl saying is a legitimate policy that they're using this policy to deny right. They're saying this is a legitimate policy. Now this is why this is a crazy story. The ap dropped the story a couple of weeks ago. Just real quietly. It was. I was like what the it said the. Nfl greece's stop using race. Me i'm like. Why isn't the left all over. This sounds crazy. Sounds like made for black. Lives matter. So i do my research. Well it turns out that race. The reason why the nfl is using this as a defense and the reason why this hasn't gained traction is that race is actually an official government policy established by the carter administration and it was meant to help quote even the playing field for black people to get more jobs in government because black people couldn't test into the jobs in government so what the carter administration says. Well maybe it's because black people are smart so we have to do is we have to measure them by different standards so we have to understand when we grade their tests that they're taking these tests. They don't have the same abilities as white people so we have to lower the bar in grading. They're starting out behind the eight ball in intelligence and so in order to even the playing field and even the scores right. This is inefficient government policy that we still use today. Sorry to bang on the table while the nfl like black lives matter. Jets fly over. Black lives matter blimps. They're doing.
"bee" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"I just real so grand. Juries were called in to investigate disappearance people were saying there's no way she could walk through. The desert said they found time tracks. That just dropped her off right there. They said that her shoes refine and her clothes closed refine and she wasn't any state of disrepair like she walked across the desert couldn't find the she was talking about. And this is where this gets good. Oh is this creighton. Investigators eventually found out that she was having probably having an affair with a radio. Operator kenneth warmest All kinds of ormiston right around the time that she disappeared. He had rented a house up in monterey. Multiple witnesses said that they had seen her move into the house shortly after her disappearance And then the prosecution. we're trying they. Were trying to convict you of doing conspiracy and hoaxes and all this stuff and the prosecution. Couldn't get the witnesses to agree. They kept losing evidence and ormiston claimed then had his defense ause having an affair with a different woman not her and the prosecution found slips of paper that she had written on at the at the cottage during this time but they were mysteriously lost and the prosecutor found this out in the courtroom and he was so mad he picked up a barstool and he threw it across the courtroom and she was never convicted of any wrongdoing. And this is where really good. Oh this is where it gets interesting. The kidnappers continued to contact them through a blind attorney so they were talking to a blind attorney. Literally guy can't see right so daredevils. Yeah it's he's and he's blind so he can't wrap them out to anybody therefore they contacted him and the attorney announced. He had conclusive evidence that the kidnappers were real and he was going to reveal it and then he died in a car accident. Oh that's bad luck. Bribing passengers several ransom notes were sent to the temple somewhere. Fraudulent others wasn't proven if they were genuine and we. We just have no idea what happened. You say genuine scare them genuine. Wow so may never know what happened. That's actually went online while you were recounting. That and i looked up the angelus temple. I was like that's still in l. A. and it still is. La church I don't know if the building and sell this historical. I mean obviously has a very la church mega church look to now but yeah it was pretty. It looks pretty jal goal. She has a mansion in. She had a mansion in lake. Elsinore that drive by every day. It's a big castle mountain. Yeah so find this story. I i heard about it years ago. And when he said we're doing here is the faith i was like. This is the perfect one so she did eventually die of a drug overdose in nineteen forty four. If i remember way back is still there. It's on glendale boulevard but she. It's hard to overstate how popular she was at the time. She was like zemo celebrity woman in the country like hollywood star status and just disappeared. Yeah it would be like jolo steam disappearing. Yeah and then like four weeks later comes stumbling out of the mexican. because that's how crazy this story is. It's weird to think to just on another note like the perception of that time would be that women were so oppressed right. Yeah to have. There's a super mega star pastor woman that alber at that time. Yeah she was doesn't lineup exact. I'm not saying that they weren't oppressed in some ways. But that's well the nineteen twenties. It was like jazz getting popular. The women's movement really started in the twenty s. If you think about it in the warm that we a lot of people we always look at history as if it's sanitized but it's not i mean you look at the look at the bohemian movement and some of our greatest poets and philosophers were of were in in the seventeen hundreds in the eighteen. Hundreds forming commune's in the you know we'll we don't. We shouldn't just be limited to marriage. We should be sexually free and we should live together. And as one and and i mean the idea that that somehow everybody was just perfect and buttoned up. I mean even if you look into the history of of black people in this country not ever had the opportunity to see twelve years a slave. It's a really good movie. It's tough to watch like. I can only watch once. Yeah yes great. Movie can only watch on same. It's a it's a. It's an artistic achievement. Really excellent film all the way round but this is based on a true story. The kind of like this story that you just read kyle got lost in the annals of time. This was in the story that anyone told but it was kind of a little pamphlet that was available on amazon. And then the writer john John lee handcuffing. That's wrote it. Picked up this book psycho but anyways if you read it tells a very different story of experience that black americans were having at the time in some places in the north which was that there were entire towns where black people just lived with white people as part of the society where they were the gentlemen in this case was a violinist and he was a homeowner and there were there. Were pockets of life in america at that time where black people and white people did live together and did do business together. There was no such thing as segregation. They really blended their lives at. It wasn't a big deal now. Obviously it was a big deal in other places because this is a story about a man who was kidnapped back into slavery and it wasn't like that everywhere. Obviously but i remember reading. I went to read the actual story and i remember saying to a friend of mine you know. This shows us that everything is more complicated than we think we. We have the sanitize few of history at this point in our lives. We look back. We think it's perfect.
"bee" Discussed on The Babylon Bee
"We like to allow. She said we like to give voice to women of color. People can be a sit back when you're out the gates of heaven and saint peter's like what did you guys do you. We gave voice. Yes a black we gave her. We allowed her. You would have had no voice us. We platform to saint. Peter will be well my good faith now. I think people now want cows to wear masks to fight global warming so university of california recently found that is so the university of california. That's shocking is that where that came from xiaoxiang two hundred and twenty pounds of methane annually. Man that's almost. That's still way more than that. But that's a lot of pounds in ninety five percent of that comes from the cows. Burps are heavy burps. Okay so this zell. Limited uk startup has developed a mask. They claim can reduce methane emissions by fifty three percent and it's burp catcher and also it turns the methane into carbon dioxide. It can be. It can detect macau's and heat. That's perfect as well as a gps so the cows lost like. Where's where's the math. Where's bessie she's new jersey. The adding all these features. But it's only eighty dollars a cow. That's pretty good fred crazy. Cyborg mask that makes does all this stuff. This feels like the homework car like they're just adding more like a horn and a cup holder. Can you talk to the cow. Comedown betsy i feel now are they. Are they're going to be like libertarian. Cows that resist in their anti masters. And then you're going to making animal wear masks for like four years since they last four years. that's wearing masks nonstop. it'd be cow is probably already not that great. Yeah and you're going to get killed. I mean we're we're for eating animals but not being cruel to them right. I mean that's well. There's also a proposal from the virus crowd to capture. I'm sure you guys have probably already covered it here in the bible and be to capture comforts right so now we're talking about putting a device on both ends of the cow really is the monster walking around. I imagine the cows are all gonna look like bain on both ends they. Are they gonna move like that. Oh my goodness.
Bruins Score 3 PPG, Beat Capitals 4-1 for 3-1 Series Lead
"The Bruins are one win away from advancing to the second round following a four one victory over the capitals clinging to a one nothing lead on a second period goal by Brad Marchand Boston broke open a goals by David Pasternak and Charlie Coyle in the first sixty three seconds of the third period Macri's look capped the scoring with the Bruins third power play goal of the game Charlie McEvoy had three assists in the bees third straight win to caress turned back nineteen shots to blank the caps until Alex eventually netted a power play goal for fifty four into the third the Bruins to close out the series Sunday in Washington I'm the ferry