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"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

03:07 min | 1 year ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

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"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

04:58 min | 1 year ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

"Guy. Flop it out there. You give them a little cocaine speeding. What can't catch a turtle. These days man turtles in jail robbing and stealing their cocaine addiction. 'cause everybody trusts a turtle. I don't know about turtle on coke turtle on coke because then they could hide everything in their shell. Don't even know it you know they're just grabbing your keys in your wallet and taken in and you're like oh nice to meet you. Turtle can can you imagine finding nemo crush. Hey the names crush crush. Gimme your fucking money. Yeah coke that would be a different disney movie anyway feel like we solved a lot of problems. There we did. I'm really. I haven't been as proud in since the last episode. So all nice. It's been a while since yesterday no this has been great. We're going to go onto the next. I this one's from read it. It says i want my apartment to be a home. Not just the place where i sleep and eat. My style is quite eclectic. I love mystical magical spooky which he stuff i also like natural and boho but i also like vintage and the clean. Simple look of a minimalist lifestyle. It's also very appealing to me. I'm trying to figure out a way to reconcile all these unique parts of my taste into one homogeneous style. And i'm not sure how any ideas thanks in advance. I think she's dating cheech marin all it was all of that and what it was. What is it magical spooky witchy and then it was also very minimalist simple. So yeah Girlfriend she girlfriends reaching out on reddit. She's trying to make. How do i make my apartment look like my necklace is what she doesn't want to say that you know because then people would be like. You're so materialistic. Oh she doesn't want to fall in that category. So now what do you do. You have a certain style for your apartment or house. Are you like i needed to be. It's my my wife style. Okay i can definitely understand that. This whole house was done by bia. The wife she's just interior designer. I think i got the choice of where which wall the pictures of us would go..

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"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

03:42 min | 1 year ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

"The engine is gonna die sooner. Full-sleeve oreos it's just to orioles is okay. We'll waive you're i mean it's gasoline index will have a spike and then it will crash. Your car has type two. We're losing tire those gas pumps with the insulin as well as the guy really imagine if cars could get diabetes. Be amazing all right. Well we're going to get into the advice. Yes before. I we have some questions from the reddit advice column. No yes. he's litter asking advice from read it and we're going to answer them because why not. But i've got an inspirational quote. Okay help just give jazz. Yeah yeah. I like inspiration awesome. Well i like. That's my guess. If they have any inspirational quotes and help get them through their days. Not to put you on the spot but totally putting you on the spot. Do you dare have any inspirational quotes that you're like you know what if i'm going to go a full month sugar. This is keeping me going thing. I mean i like to say that i live by one hundred percent. The chances you'd never take. Oh but i feel like this kind of cliche. But i've said that is like for like ever said that That's pretty good though. Okay it's it's cliche for a reason. Right works out it works. That's kind of all right. That was a little disappointing. But all okay do you want you. Can you took that size limit. Your better data take take the road less traveled. You miss a hundred percent of the roads on your way to diabetes. Don't feed your car beautiful. Good quote okay. Inspired now but to just really push me over the edge. I have a quote now any person whatsoever and okay. It's actually by a robot. Cologne inspire robot so inspire robot dot. Io you press the button and this machine uses a i to take some of the wisest words from the koran. The the newspaper. What's it called the new york time. Wow maybe some comic books. Marley doesn't like dc okay Yeah in playboy and it just puts them altogether. Yes for article so it does yes. Sometimes there's a quote okay randomly yeah. It's like hieroglyphics it's very rocky reminder algorithm out of the again sticking your algorithm where it doesn't all right so we're gonna read this quote. It says the beautiful picture. Actually it says rule seven be honest about long hair. Be honest about long hair. That ever had haired. I've always wanted to have tried to grow to a couple of times. I get an afro hair is curly afros. Yeah you've got a nice head of hair appreciate that nice and it's got these cool waves to it. It's pretty okay. Well i'm gonna be honest about long okay guy. That has long hair. It's not as glamorous. Not i do get to every once in a while. Yeah that's what. I've always wanted to do up. Maybe he'll donate my hair. I was going to give it to locks of love. But i might just take it off. Oh okay and then we'll give it movie. We're taking pictures. Oh yeah get to go out and live the life of a guy with long hair like brewster's millions where he.

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"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

05:44 min | 1 year ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

"That tells you you've had enough and then you're just drinking liquids. I mean it's fruit sugar. So it's better than create a trigger but still for your metabolism for whatever your goals are you know still all carbs liquid form you know. That's one of the things i usually. I drink a lot of apple juice. When i was a kid then when i went my wife is from brazil so we would go to brazil and they would have fresh squeezed orange juice. Oh just delicious. Yeah but then. I was like shit so much sugar. That's why i stay away from moses to on top of champagne. Yeah give me the champagne. Just give me some bubbly extra sugar on just to make breakfast so you don't feel like such an alcoholic have the orange juice on the side and.

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"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

04:23 min | 1 year ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

"There portions are super. Yeah i had to deal to two three four years ago. That's when i finally started being like it's okay to naughty this food on my plate. I always tell people that we were programmed to overeating. Like not only in our genetics can go on about our genetics wanting us to over eat but then just in our household the clean plate club you know. Oh you want ice cream. You better finish all your dinner right so he got to finish. Everything stuffing yourself so then you can have ice cream afterwards. Thought about that. Yeah you're absolutely right. it's like then you and then the guilt of you're starving ground starving grandma that's with us forever or like we heard there's starving kids in africa starving kids in china. You know what i mean. How do you think they feel okay. I'll eat it all up. It's so weird to think of. And then i'm like you know what i paid for this food so i can do whatever i want to send it to apprehend the kids are like what the fuck is a half eaten chicken with maggots in it. Which would probably kill them. One ounce of fat. And they're done. Yeah yeah but then. That's the guilt that we've lived with into adulthood. And then we have kids. And then we program our kids to do that. And it's like this endless cycle of like programming everybody to overeat you know and then what happens. In dieting is. It goes from that to like not eating an over exercising. And then that's only gonna last so long. And then what people get is what they call metabolic damage. I it so okay. I'm going to go on this hard core diet for twelve weeks. And i'm going to lower calories to five hundred a day and i'm going to put my my Cardio way up here. So they operate in twelve weeks so their metabolism was up here. Now they're down here for twelve weeks and then they go kay..

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"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

05:07 min | 1 year ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

"Can full of dressing back there. You just you know boat out of it. Each time. The shampoo swimming scared. Oh my and now is the defining moment that i go. You know what this is ridiculous like. I'm making a stand right here forever. Like i will not eat salad dressing on it again. Wow marie calendar's really just pushed me over the done pose. I'm no dressing darren. Yeah oh and. I'm still not in the point where i'm like super like even when i mentioned is it'd be like i don't eat dressing and they still you freak still get that look. There are so many people that have way weirder things. I don't think that like on a scale of one to ten for me. One being normal ten being freak. I'd say probably nine but no see maybe two or three. It's not that bad role. People were like. I like to my orioles and catch up. And i'm like where the fuck did you get that from. Because those are things salad dressing. They go together separate. Yeah usually they're associated with each other. Oreos ketchup should not be anywhere near each other now in the same family being the same fridge. I guess but it sounds like that. Person's racing for diabetes. Yeah me and my cousin got his bet or like mayonnaise people on these men. as oh man as england's i dunno i can oreos or man as and potato chips like she d. You have a death. Wish is american food not unhealthy enough for you. And that's the thing. I didn't grow up in a healthy lifestyle. Either like my all my family's overweight real. Yeah sorry he said that he said that. I'm sorry sylvia's wonderful people underneath underneath the fat assure. There's let's dig through others like a nice wonderful people will like one of our one of our breakfast treats was toast with peanut butter manny's oh decades holy shit. Yeah yeah yeah. That's a good is delicious. And i would still eat it today if it wasn't like garbage like it's like eating garbage so it okay. Here's the thing that. I always say about dieting fats. Not the enemy. Carbs aren't the enemy. It's the high combination of both okay. And when i'm having bread and peanut butter which is mostly fat and carbs and then manny's which is all fat. That is like that. It's like the worst thing you can have the axis of evil. Yeah japan exactly and north korea. Bam bam bam. Oh god now okay. So so. That's like i grew up like that so it was a long road of learning how to eat right. It wasn't like just overnight. His long road for me. The long road for me was. I grew with a family of two rather sue sisters. There were five kids when we would buy stuff. My family my mom and dad they were pretty good the and on cereal especially it was. They were good on some things like cereal..

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"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

04:18 min | 1 year ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

"The muscles kind of deflate a little bit not as full around interesting interesting so lots of water is good. I'm that i'm guessing. Just the greens the not lean meats. Simple things i try to tell. People is trying to make sure you get protein. I because then you'll have everything else. But if you don't aim to get that protein. I and you philip on carbs and fats. And you're like i don't feel like meat or eggs or whatever. Now try to get that. I make sure you get that in that meal. I okay and then you know carbs anything wholefoods is really good rice even potatoes like potatoes have a bad rep but they have bad rap. Because they're fried in french fries in greece and things like that and You make a baked potato and you put sour cream and butter on it. And so you're kind of ruining it but like nobody's gonna overeat a plane potato no goddamn monster exactly. Psychopaths eating them from the field. Mother's fruit So carbs like that. I try to stay away from breads a lot of times people. Most people probably have a gluten intolerance. And it's probably not that significant but enough to cause bloating water retention feeling of fullness or you know like just digestive issues. Yeah but then we blame other things you know what i mean like drink too much water or oh. I had too many grapes. They're going through me. I think matt plop them off the vine mouth be all puffy. I haven't wondering about that and i. I don't have too much bread. i think maybe i'll have. I really don't have that much. Bread all actually used to have a slice of ezekiel bread. Yeah that's good And we're still got the job rats all you have that. I'll make eggs in the morning..

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"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

02:06 min | 1 year ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

"Know like just more of a lean physique. It just feels better in a lighter body more mobile agile less lazy. I feel like you get too heavy to a point. And now you just you're lazier might still go to the gym. But you ain't gonna play a game of basketball. You're not gonna go for a run. You're not gonna like do things like that. Everybody really likes you. Just give that play basketball. You're just going to grab the ball just guy again. I'm not playing. Nobody's playing monsters original space much. Dick's kidding love you. Guys miami's awesome. But i agree. And i feel just the flexibility all that it and just practicality i mean. I'm sure shopping for shirts. His a nightmare. I don't know if there is some big and tall or like beefy bulky or something heavy. There's so like i'm in the bodybuilding world because i trained competitors are. Jim is really known for competitors. Mostly female competitors okay but we do have male competitors that come through there so we kind of it. I pay attention to like the pros because we have pros at work for us. A pro owns the place But some of those guy bodybuilders. I don't know how they fit on a airplane. Know what i mean like two hundred sixty pounds and they're only like five eight. Only i don't know. I don't know where you shop. Oh yeah right. Yeah i think genes are custom like they gotta be. They've got seamstresses arsenal. Seems because there's thighs are bigger than their waste. That's yeah own my god. Yeah oh wow well. They've got to have some sort of special. Yeah for sure jeans or something. Not a niche for that. It's a small market varies. Yes up charge like this resin regular..

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"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

05:14 min | 1 year ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

"We had this this one line Can't think right now but it was like Like a goth type style so a lot of claws and teeth and stuff like that but it's buried in stone gallstones of our cats. Yes it took. An old cat recycled some diamonds on it. Call it a day there. Was this one pendant necklace. And and then it had some like Inlay in mike stone inlay and he goes what that stone and i had no idea what it was so i asked my manager. I go what what is. What is his stone here and he goes. Oh that's just a resin and cheech goes resin and goes i'll take it. I'm like no way you're like in real life really. We're right next to nobu. He comes like a week later with his girlfriend. Come to nobu. She's wearing the necklace. I'm standing outside. And he's just all proud and he's like pointing at the necklace like yet resin bro. He's just all about connecting with people with. Yes that's that's amazing but but do you went back. You got into the personal training. It's working out for you. Yeah so what had happened was so when i was here in arizona. We're gonna jared. I'd met my future wife. Oh nice and then. But i. We were just friends. I moved back to california. Had some family things had Help out and then we stayed friends and then we stayed connected and then started visiting and then it grew and then eventually was like one of us had to move and so she already had two kids so she wasn't going to uproot them and move. So i'm like i guess i'm going and She her and i both talked about me doing training. But i never done it because i always thought it was a part time job or like not a lot of money in it say paula. I always wanted to make money. I wanna make money and So i never did it. And so she's like well. Why don't you just come down here. And she's like. I'm working making money so come down here. And let's do it. So i got certified even when i was still down there in la. I was like renting out a spot to try it out. And i was getting some clients and then And i moved here six days after moving here. I walked into the place that i'm still at ten years later. Private studio pro. Physiques in gilbert lincoln show notes. And but what i say about sales versus training. I say when i was doing sales it was like swimming upstream. And then when i went to training it was. I turn around if to my arms and just started floating..

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"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

03:50 min | 1 year ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

"I felt guilty. 'cause i sees people. They're interested in learning language. I'm like oh my god. I feel a little bad that. I'm selling this expensive of a products. 'cause ally it works but who's who's actually gonna use thing who's going to go home for six months like each day like you know. It's portuguese time. I'm going to let me but other than that. Nobody else yeah. I felt like you know what. It's just i feel more. I feel more comfortable about it. And i started talking numbers and there was a six month return policy so six months six months. Couldn't somebody learn the language in six months and then returned. They could they did. That's why they're out of this model fell good. Yeah that was your lead in okay. Before i tell you the price you have six months now to go go learn the language. Bring it back. no questions asked. It's an awesome business model. We've been doing this for years. We're going to be around forever. Called the rosetta stone. After all we were the first language barrier ever exact. We're the first stone i donors. Okay probably was like dude. What if we give them six months to return it great idea. Br everybody will buy it. I was a little guilty before so sales are tough then for you because getting over that yes heels. We're talking yeah. And i felt bad sometimes because sometimes i guess maybe a malibu people are going in there. They've got the money. Maybe jared people they might be Jerry lewis a different was middle america. There were some people i worked at. They had kiosks in malls but then they also had their flagship store in in short hills. New jersey and i was there and that was a store. A lot of the new the jets players would come there. Bruce willis came at bought french. Wants while. yeah. I wasn't there but Yeah there were a lot of people that had money. They're just like. Oh i'll take this wand or whatever yeah but i mean the whole package but i just want to learn german. Whatever what. I don't even wanna learn this. I just want to show you that. I have money. That's great well. They throw down that metal credit card. Ting tings tink do like never even seen before. I i grew up kinda portu so i had not seen those in metal or titanium credit. Yes i don't yeah yuppies. Is this a big dog tag. I don't know what to swipe the fucking bro. Yeah okay my probably most embarrassing credit card that ever took that i asked for the idea was. I was with him for good thirty minutes to an hour. Picking out a watch for his wife and then we finally get one and then i'm like okay He gives me a credit card. And i was like. Oh can i see your. Id mr petty. Tom petty the hotel with. Don't even recognize him nothing. He's like a hoodie attendant and like chuck's just chilling and i had no idea what to read it. I'm like i can't believe i'm asking him for his idea you. That's what it's like. He is the people that he doesn't want to know that. Wow that's pretty amazing. tom petty. Oh my god. My first ever sailed to celebrity was cheech. Marin right from sean. Yeah and he walks. And i'm with him for like fifteen twenty minutes looking for a necklace for his girlfriend..

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"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

05:01 min | 1 year ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

"That didn't really like school so i was like. It's gonna be ten years before like ten years of school before. I'm like a like a degree in psychology that i'm making money so then i'm like the business management. Everybody needs a manager. You know so my four years then you got out of school. This is turning into a bio your life. But hey that's what the podcast college. Did you end up managing. I did i did. I was a manager at jared. The galleria of jewelry. Oh okay kissed begins jared. Well okay company though it's owned by the same conglomerate that's just a plug and play for me begins yes something equal different. Yeah exactly yeah finger. Names kisses your. Oh sorry sorry. High school memories. You know what i mean. I mean california. Nice nice and moist outside. Yeah i get. Yeah so hey i mean as long as there was consent of course of course yeah i was totally for it. Yes we all experiment. Some kisses with finger college. That's how it goes exactly ban. Awesome man so. Did you sell you out there. Selling those ju. Yeah so i started in the watched apartment okay and then had to work my way up to the diamond department and then Yeah and i managed the watch department and they moved to the diamond department. Managed the diamond apartment and then was an assistant manager and and Was on my way to being general manager. But then i had to move so i moved to arizona for that job and then i had to move backs california job now. I always like a family issue. But then i There wasn't really jared close to me so then i i ended up working for this private company malibu. A private jewelry store album was fun. Got to sell to the rich and famous. Hold a police like malibu With that name. It sounds like you're selling very expensive rocks. Oh yeah like the watches. Were expensive like like. On average. are autumn mars. Were thirty six thousand. Oh oh my god and recommissioned off and the selling structure was different. You know like a jared. it was like this is. This watch has been handmade. It's awesome omega..

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"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

02:43 min | 1 year ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

"She'll rub her big old belly on everything or body on everything because she's like oh i can feel it. Oh my god. That's so interesting because we are cat we've got to but the bigger one bellina he's got. She sheds a lot. Okay it's white wondering if we give her a little trim. Yeah for a little shays. So there's even like i tried doing it myself and i'd try to do both cats myself and they were not liking it so it was kind of like a problem. A little bit okay. You hear those sounds like oh yeah got one so did the longhaired one bella like that was the last time we ever because then she ended up looking like a coyote. Malnutrition is like furrer all jacked up. Oh no and then the other one came out pretty good. 'cause she likes to still because she's fat and lazy so she was like she stood still for a long time. So you've got bella. And chloe chloe nice sounds like it could be a nice sitcom belen. Yeah for sure. And then and then a bell never recognizes khloe after she gets shaved so she's always manner for like for like a month just of like. I don't know who you are. Get out of your logs and finally after a while. She's like i guess. This is the new cat i live with. Oh him and every six months all my god again. God a new cat again. Yeah that is pretty amazing. 'cause i thought i thought cats no it is true because sometimes when i take a shower or something or if i shave yeah all put my hair bag or i'll shave my face and then my cats will be like who the fuck is this guy. When did he something guys guys. It's made you recognize my voice like nah. You look really weird. Imposter shave either really. Don't like my hair or they just don't recognize him. Maybe they're like really into eyesight..

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"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

03:54 min | 1 year ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

"Here to just guide you into its extra special episode with none other than darren. Bobby sylvia wow so many names. So many talents guy throws axes. He lifts weights. He is a comedian. He does so many he sold jewelry and he sold it to some famous people that you might listen to. If you listen to the episode you'll find out little teaser. Their baron care The mit's are sound effects. Sounds like a rejected seinfeld transition. The fact but hey you know what. That's what you're here for. Right is me and my little antics. And i'm here for you. And all of your little and ticks and you know i just i before i tell you support me i need you. I'm seeing needy man. I just wanted to tell you guys. I love life but i like you. I like you a lot and like is kind of more important than love. Isn't it because if you like someone you can tolerate him love. It's just like Sometimes i just wanna strangle you. But i never wanna grab you guys by the throat. I wanna grab you right by the jewels. The jewels being your heart and maybe lungs. Because you guys just give me so much joy through those organs. I wanna be able to stimulate all of your insights and a. This is the weirdest appreciation i've ever done. And that's saying a lot. Because i've been weird before but you guys just bring out the weird in may and i hope that i bring out the weird in you. I really do on a serious note. I hope that i'm able to help you. Guys be a little more silly. be a little more goofy. Be a little more eccentric and look at this life in a way that you haven't before that's a lot to ask for comedy advice podcast but hey i'm willing it and i'm asking it. And into the universe it goes to burn room coming up on seinfeld God why am i. I've never seen it up to. So i've never seen a full episode of seinfeld but that music is just so iconic it just is ingrained in my brain so you know what. I hope that. I am ingrained in your brain and if not please subscribe. Leave a review send. Some love followed darren by the way. See him live Follow all of his socials. All the links are going to be in the show. Now it's and then follow you were heart. Follow your heart and on this journey of life. I hope you find everything. You're looking for really deep for a monday morning. Stephan i know. I'm just feeling super deep. I'm going balls deep in the well of life and i'm just skinny dipping into it and it's freezing but i'm having a good time so won't you join me please. The well only fits two but as many as you want can come in is. I'm not going to restrict us on these silly rules that the well of life has okay. It also says a lifeguard must be present. But i don't see one for days. So i'm just here. Dip in my whole toes in body in that pool and ogata gonna stop before this gets even weirder. Love you guys so much. That was like a kiss hype. Love you okay. Here gus shape. I'm sorry i was no. You'll get your good inaugurated focusing so one of your cat. The tuxedo cat shaves get shaved. Yeah we shave her. How does that happen. You have a razor clippers clippers. Yeah yeah how deep do you go. Does she turn siamese Yeah it's it's pretty it's pretty is skin. It's not skin but like her color even changes like she's a black cat but when we shaver then gray like underneath. Wow he loves it..

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"axe throwing" Discussed on The Knife Junkie Podcast

The Knife Junkie Podcast

05:49 min | 2 years ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on The Knife Junkie Podcast

"Eight, seven Let us know if you have any desire to hear from the knife Newbie, and even more so Jim has an unopened box at at his home. That can tonight that I sent him and we've been. We've been bandying back and forth the idea of him doing in an on boxing, if you WANNA, see gyms on boxing video. THAT'S VIDEO A. Video. Radio! We don't have to see your face. We love to but If you WANNA see Jim's hands boxing and get his initial reaction of the knife he will be on boxing. Send US an email. Give us a call. Let us know I think Oh. We hear a lot from me and I think people want to hear some from Jim to some more from Jim not only on on his take on things, but you know well I guess on on the actual knives themselves not just the subjects that we bring up all right well. Don't call folks. On. Email Bob I. Yeah. I'm just teasing sort of anyway. Yeah, I you know the newsletter. Things sounds kind of interesting as you know, I've mentioned once or twice on the podcast before I, do you know buy and sell stuff on Ebay and I. Do try to buy knives at auction whenever they come up a lot of times my adviser. Even I've junkie you know says that one's not really worth it. It you know that one's you know got too much damage to repair those kind of things and at the prices they go for on auction They're already at or more than what I think. They could be sold for so I. Don't wind up getting a lot of them, but I'm constantly bidding I've got some bids right now on some things, so we'll see maybe I. can kind of keep folks abreast of What I'm coming across and bidding on and hopefully buying in the future, so we'll, we'll see about that. Yeah, okay good. I look forward to it all right. I'll try to be as regular as Bob I'll just put that out there. What you you mentioned it and I forgot to tease it in the show opener. We were talking a talking about what's coming up absolutely. Absolutely forgot to tease the building knife axe throwing target for summer family fun, say a contradiction words right there if I've ever heard nice act growing target for family. Fun For family fun yet. My my wife tasked me earlier in the summer with the staying home a lot. We've been doing a lot around the house. You know taking care things that maybe we let. We let go like we're GONNA. Have the House painted? Haven't had that in a few years. That kind of thing. Well. She said we gotta come up with some things for the girls to do. They can't go to camp this year. There's no camp so They have bows and arrows and stuff like that. They never shoot 'em. Let's let's encourage them. Let's get. Let's build a target and we kind of mapped out a spot, and so my mind went to work. I was like..

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"axe throwing" Discussed on The Knife Junkie Podcast

The Knife Junkie Podcast

05:10 min | 2 years ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on The Knife Junkie Podcast

"Junkies learn all about knives and knife collecting. It's our mid week. Supplemental episode of the Ninth Chunky podcast where we get to go into the weeds, a little bit and talk about knives knife life news we'll. We'll have a couple of stories coming up this week. New Kaiser as well as Elijah. Aisha and best tech that's in the heart knife news segment, also of course have bombs stated the collection, guess what, yes, he finally broke down and got the spartan harshly folder, and now instead of hearing about him, talking about it, and how much he wants it, we're GonNa get to hear him. Talk about it in his hand he. How much he likes it, that's. Also Niche Designs Bob has some prototypes for them for consideration, also, the Cure Dashi that Bob wants to talk about a little bit, but before we get into some of the the media the show if you will several things to talk about bomb first of all the epic Thursday night nine. This past Thursday July ninth. Yeah, that was awesome. We had so much fun so Mike M and jared NIEVE A to sharpening experts came on the show, and we're going to talk about all things sharpening and just talk about knives to great people in the knife world out there. Mike gambler out on the west coast. has a company called crazy sharp, and he's got this background in Japan and he learned how to sharpen and Japan and he's and he just puts a well. And, so he came on, and also jared nieve. Who just recently sharpened, and and did a tip repair on my Emerson Sachs, who learned quite a bit from Mike and Mike Videos? They were both on, and it was great, and then spirited blades came on, and the Blade Banter came on, and Nick Rogers of niche designs came on, and Thence Lacy Dicey and of Alex's knife box lavender pants. We finally got to meet Nico Mike Emily. Good friend Nico came out, so we had a huge star, studded cast on Thursday night knives, and it was It was a hell of A. A lot of fun I mean it went two and a half hours or two hours and twenty minutes, and usually go an hour and a half so if somebody s O in the youtube, comments said it looked like zoom room at one time since we had like a.

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Georgia's Reopening Has Been 'A Disaster' For Some Retailers Desperate For Revenue

All In with Chris Hayes

03:38 min | 2 years ago

Georgia's Reopening Has Been 'A Disaster' For Some Retailers Desperate For Revenue

"Republican Georgia governor. Brian Campbell is one of the first to declare a state ready to really open for business and less than two weeks later. The results are not good. Ceo of an axe throwing lar- told the local business journal a few days ago that the reopening weekend was a disaster. We had to customers all weekend. And although malls are open they are mostly deserted. People are not rushing back into economic activity. The reason that's obvious it's because of the virus is still. They're still very present threat and there are already signs that in some parts of Georgia things are actually accelerating getting worse. In fact governor kept himself came out yesterday and warned about a growing outbreak in northeast Georgia in an area synonymous with Georgia's large poultry industry quickly. Becoming one of the States. Most affected areas joining me. Now the woman who ran against Brian Cap for Georgia of the governor of Georgia's Stacey Abrams. She also heads up. The southern economic advancement project was helping to alleviate the financial stress that so many are facing amid the pandemic. And let me start on on that question. Stacey it's great to have you tonight in terms of thinking about the sort of economic pain here. I mean when people talk about wanting to reopen. I think that what they're saying is this is terrible. That people unemployed. They don't have money they can make rent. We've seen food insecurity. Go up like how do you think about cushioning that blow or dealing with that problem as we fight the virus? I? It's a legitimate concern. But it has to be prioritized with actually having an economy and having consumers to participate south has the highest poverty rate one of the highest unemployment rates one of the lowest insurance rates and we also see some of the highest death rates and the highest infection rates. We do not have the public health infrastructure to reopen Georgia or any of the southern states. But we're also seeing the most vulnerable populations being forced back into production. Those poultry workers are not workers who are making lots of money. These are folks who have no choice but to go back to work particularly because the president trump's actions left week and those who are being infected not necessarily have access to Medicaid or to any health. If they need to be treated what do you think about the economic effects of this decision by Governor Camp? Right so I mean the idea. Is that you open up and then you can get the economy going but the early signs in your state which is really kind of sort of a pilot here is that people. Don't rush out to go do stuff they were doing before. Just because the governor said you're open for business. Georgia's a cautionary tale to every other state. That's thinking about reopening first of all. We've SEEN OUR RATE SKYROCKET BY FORTY PERCENT. Since the announced reopening the soft relaunched moving into now the near full reopening we seen our rates of infection jump to thirty thousand or death rate is around thirteen hundred. We remain one of the top states for the infection. And we're still very low on the rate of testing. There is no correlation between reopening the state and actually restarting the economy because there are no people who can take advantage of this reopening except for the workers who are being forced to risk their lives. And as you said earlier we're watching concrete issue with food insecurity rising because the south tends to have the lowest public benefits and so people who are already vulnerable already on the edge being shoved over. And there's no real relief coming from the State. There's this this false notion that if we reopen the economy everything will work out and that's just not true.

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"axe throwing" Discussed on NewsRadio KFBK

NewsRadio KFBK

02:52 min | 2 years ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on NewsRadio KFBK

"That we've blacklisted that make Chinese military equipment or are responsible for technologies like hike vision which is the equipment is used by the Chinese for surveillance on the weaker Muslim population that they that they've been they've been abusing in their own country thanks it leaves at CalPERS chief investing officer you been main should be fired saying he was recruited by the Chinese Communist Party for that position CalPERS has denied any investments in companies that are federally blacklisted CalPERS defended their CEO meeting saying he's globally respected and proud citizen of the United States sucking up to management can get your head so when it comes to schmoozing to men or women have an advantage okay pays Veronica Carter takes a look this study which was published for the Harvard Business Review says that men have an advantage over women in the corporate world the opposite is true in the entrepreneurial world the father of modern networking Dr Ivan Mizner says the old saw about getting ahead bye golfing with the boss is not just for men often can have an impact but it's not an impact based on gender it's an impact based on trucks annex yeah they're hanging out with that person more when that happens in a business environment not an entrepreneurial environment that individuals going to be better connected he also says women have an advantage in the entrepreneurial world because they're relational and men are transactional Veronica Carter news ninety three point one K. F. B. K. well local axe throwing company will soon be expanding with three more locations opening in the near future according to Dudley dug the link at the owner the Rancho Cordova company smart acts there are plans for three more axe throwing locations in Roseville near top golf in the city of day avis in Modesto link says that the Roseville and Modesto sites will serve beer but not food in the Davis site will not serve either ling says he's hoping for all three sides to open in about four months interesting concept a viral photo of a horn animals is circulating around social media is having a lot of people think and that picture is photoshopped well apparently it's not the horned animal looks like it's smiling with human teeth it's actually a year pronghorn antelope KP case outdoor show host Bob Sam's says yeah it looks photo shop to because it's rare to catch one showing its teeth you don't usually see antelope with their mouth open and that's what their teeth look like because their browsers meaning there browse and grease a little bit so their teacher shape pretty normal so they can pick leaves and bushes and stuff like that Sam says that that pronghorn antelope used to call this techno region home up until the gold rush era and now apparently find them in northeastern California well coming up on our KDKA afternoon news that young people who are interested in politics get because my blood will join.

"axe throwing" Discussed on Windows Weekly

Windows Weekly

01:54 min | 3 years ago

"axe throwing" Discussed on Windows Weekly

"Thank you with Sabi for support in windows weekly. And now it's time for Paul rot and his tip of the week. Paul Two two two more short stories. I just we just got an Email. We're going to an event tonight that related to the shower at to DC the same now. So we're going to play a place, that's a bar that has axed throwing this is all the rage. It is. On billion. So I know it's true. Here's this is the best it says at the request of the venue, please wear. Clothes to- shoes? Yeah. And larmer. This just sounds like a bad idea drinks, plus ax. New York, I'm told Jeff Chavez was saying. This is the latest thing I've ever heard of this. It's in Brooklyn. It's, it's. What? How are you going to throw axes you guys? Oh, yeah. We're going to do it. Wow. If you come back. Two handed over heavy game of thrones. We have to call you forefinger Foley from now and I'm not going to be happy married. You james. The pop polls like, you know what's going to happen. Mary just gonna come in with their own little wheeled trolley, and her case of axes because she's gonna be an excellent shark. Assemble her own personal. I don't need your acts. I I I I travel with one. Customs. I'm a professional axe thrower and you have beautiful ice. Any talents? We've been doing interviews here and one of the interviews, we both did was with, Tony Redmond's exchange, office, three sixty five expert Microsoft MVP Petrie dot com. Contributed centers are..

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Sri Lanka's president reinstates prime minister he sacked

BBC World Service

00:25 sec | 3 years ago

Sri Lanka's president reinstates prime minister he sacked

"And the Japanese city who has released a map of a hundred hot spas or Anson, which will welcome tourists with tattoos during next year's rugby World Cup tattoos have become widespread in the western part of traditional culture in countries such as New Zealand who will be taking part, but in Japan there associated with Uku organized crime gangs and many bonds prohibit people with tattoos from entering Beppu describes itself as the onset capital of Japan. And that's the latest BBC news. This is from our own correspondent here on the BBC World Service. I'm PASCAL harder. Hello and welcome to the program that takes you to places others. Just don't reach in this edition. We've visit an elegant well established face of Catalan politics now behind bars and facing charges of rebellion. We also take a trip on a wooden canoe to see how the Democratic Republic of Congo is preparing for elections next weekend and for some lighthearted fun. We'll go axe throwing in Canada. Larry, apparently, it's a thing sweeping the nation. But our first stop is Iraq to meet some extraordinary women. There have been protests in Iraq recently calling on perpetrators of violence against women to be punished and calling for the state to create the conditions in which women can go about their lives without fear. This is partly as a result of some recent high profile killings. An Iraqi social media star was murdered by men on motorbikes in broad daylight in the center of Baghdad a female human rights activists was shot dead in Basra. But it's also in protest at scores of Iraqi women being murdered every month the justification that they were being immoral disobeying. Their husbands all bringing disgrace to their families shaima halio met some women willing to risk their own lives to protect other women and girls from this violence Doma is one of Iraq's most famous dishes. It's also one of my favorites. It reminds me. Of the stuffed vegetables. I eat back home in Egypt where I grew up, but it's much spicier Bessemer is a bit of an expert on Doma and during the last seven years, she's taken to cooking as a hobby, and as a coping mechanism takes my mind off things she tells me as she peels the onions, all my fear, my anxiety, my sadness. I turn this energy into cooking. Vessel lives with seven other women in a big modestly. Furnished home in a quite Baghdad neighborhood. Some of them are helping in the kitchen cutting vegetables, and washing rice, others, sit in a corner sorting beads to make bracelets necklaces a couple of children are running around. But this busy household filled with noise and laughter and the smell of home cooked meals is also a secret shelter for women who've survived domestic abuse. You're not Mohammed has agreed to show me around. But only after a lot of negotiation. She's the president of the organization of. Women's freedom in Iraq, an NGO which runs ten underground shelters. Only my producer a woman, of course, an I are allowed to visit. And we have to change cars on route to avoid being followed. The government refuses to give the shelters official status and can read them any time if they find them, but that's not the only threat in our in her organization face we shelter women from honor killing from trafficking and from abusive families. She tells me the shelters have to be secret because the abusers will follow the women and tried to kidnap them from us or even kill them. When I asked Basma why she's here her mood changes. And she tilts her head down. I was thirteen playing in the streets. When he took me dress me up and told me I was going to another house to get married. She says, I didn't know what was happening. I thought we were just visiting someone that I would come home the next day for the next three years. Best male was repeat. Tiddly abused by the man, she was forced to marry and by his family, then her story gets even more horrendous and surreal a man spotted her in the market one day and kidnapped her he said he was in love with me. And he was going to take me away from my husband's family. She says looking at the floor fidgeting with her bracelet. But her kidnappers father refused to keep her and best male was sent far away to a brothel in Iraqi Kurdistan. When I realized what was happening. I beg the women there to spare me she says. I couldn't do what they were asking me to do. I told them L beg on the streets. But not this. They let her go best managed to get a job in a cafe nearby. And after a few months, it's owner helped her get back to back debt to her family to safety or so she thought they said I had dishonoured them because I'd left my husband, and they didn't know what the other man had done with me. That's my says, I was just there. Waiting listening to their conversations about my fate. Even when I fought. My father's soften a little the men from our tribe would pressure him and say you have to kill her. It's the only way so one day with the help of a friend. I ran away. She says she was only sixteen seven years on best must still in hiding. But she now runs the shelter. She calls home. Yes. Of course. I get scared. She admits we're on the same boat here. That's why I helped them I have to protect them. You're not Mohammed tells me that across Iraq are fifty two women living in the NGOs shelters just a tiny fraction of those in need of help. She looks at her phone and shows me a message from a woman in muscle. If you don't get here soon. It says I'll be dead despite the challenges are remains optimistic and is proud of the women. She's helped many of whom have gone on to help other victims of violence, but best Ma is less. Hopeful she tells me she's come a long way she's married with two young daughters. I fear for them every single day. I don't want them to go through what I went through. All I wanted was to normal child. I asked about her girls futures. My biggest hope is that they leave. She says that they grow up outside Iraq. Only. Then will I feel that they're safe shaima halio next to the Democratic Republic of Congo? If you're Congolese the democratic base is sort of a joke. That's never been very funny and all the Congolese people I've known have tended to be pretty eager to laugh about most things Congo has a history of political strongman and multi-player wars next weekend. Though elections are due to be held Congo is also a vast country crisscrossed by rivers rather than roads with forty million voters living widely dispersed. So how'd you manage an election under those circumstances? Our correspondent Louise west has been following one man's determined voyage to bring democracy to his people a father and son paddling wooden canoe carrying a large black box as they pushed through the rainforest the some stops to take care of his father. Other next to that Congo an electronic voting machine. It's come all the way from South Korea. The man who works for the electoral commission is taking it to isolate villages to demonstrate how it works. The machines are supposed to make voting cheaper and quicker. But critics say they're vulnerable to vote rigging and worry about the congress on reliable power supply this journey along. The river is testament the challenge of organizing elections in this impenetrable landscape and in a country practically the size of western Europe. I was curious to find out more about Uber by Dan, his mission tracking down his phone number his colleagues from the electoral commission warned me, not sure you'll be able to get him reception is very poor over there. He's based thousands of kilometers from the capital Kinshasa where I am you there. Bindi is a forty seven year old computer engineer. He lives in Vasan Kusa at the conference of the Lapore and marine rivers to have the congress tributaries. It's the last. Sports before the wilderness of the Lapore base and the town has a traumatic history during colonial times, it was one of the first trading post where locals with forced into the brutal Robert trade down a Fonzie phone line tells me the story behind the photo I had managed to get a place on a boat belonging to friends of the bonobos. It's a local conservation group here trying to protect endangered apes. They were also heading to combat low. So they agreed to take my son and me, but when we ride the boat was already full, you bet laughs. You know, our geography makes it very difficult to reach voters. So we have to adopt to find solutions they pay to local fishermen ten thousand Congolese francs around six US dollars to bar. His canoe nearly three times the average daily income.

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