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TRR689 01 07 21 - Sex U. - Bobby Moynihan

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TRR689 01 07 21 - Sex U. - Bobby Moynihan

"Hey they're ralph garment here and thanks so much checking out this free edition of the row report. If you like what you hear. Do me a favor. Subscribe to the ralph report so we can put some fun in your ears five days a week and you can listen for as little as three dollars a month so subscribed today so you know miss out on any of the fun go to patriotdepot dot com slash. The roth report and sign up. Welcome to ralph report with garmon. Well hello there boys and girls welcome to the ralph report a brand new show for you for this thursday january seventh. I in your old podcast powell ralph garment sitting here in the bat. Cave with me is however antifa likes to call him depends everybody. Yeah yeah yes still reverberating from the events that happened yesterday and you know here on the report we do. We do our best to steer away from things political and that kind of stuff because we think it's kind of our obligation to give you an hour and change away from the real world and just try to have a few laughs and a few miles but sometimes the world just won't let you not talk about. Yeah it just to real sometimes. Yesterday's events at the capitol building in washington. Dc during the debates over the certification for the electors debate. There's no debate. i open up. You read them but there were were senators. Who wanted to have some sort of debate of political. Show us what it was. Yes and then. Outside there were thousands of trump's supporters who eventually charged the capitol building and made their way inside and and destroyed property and stole stuff end. It was it's crazy like watching that stuff on tv. I'd like those photos. Were black and white. It's something you would have seen in your history books grade school. Yeah like. I don't believe this is actually happening right now. In the life. I'm living it's crazy it for me felt deja vu of a movie where domestic terrorists charged the government. You know it felt like that when you saw the guy in the in the head dress standing up there on the day as the The senate floor was insane. It looked post apocalyptic to me. Looks like somebody got mad. Max is or something. The guy here in the confederate flag through that hallway is just. It's there's no can you take a shit in the. Us capital. I don't know if you can. It was stunning and Deeply disturbing to Those of us here in the united states and i know we have a lot of listeners abroad and i can only imagine how it looks from the outside. You guys must be looking at this country going. What the fuck is wrong them. I i called my dad last night. after was everything was taking place and he was he was a us capitol police officer for twenty some years and he was just he was enraged at what he he's like he's like. I sat there by the tv all day. Long just sweating. I just imagined speechless. He didn't know what to think. Yeah and this is the end result. Kids four years of governing by division and stoking the flames of us versus them and Repeatedly on social media saying that the election was stolen and feeding people of lies and allowing them to believe these lies and and supporting this kind of behavior I mean it was almost inevitable that we were going to get this given the path that we were on people kept saying something's going to happen like it's it's leading to something especially with disputed election the way they were disputed saying it was a stolen election. You like people kept saying there's going to be civil wars and you're like okay. That's not really going to happen. This is america. That's won't there's going to be threats of it but you never gonna see something like this and then you actually see something like this. And you're like i can't believe this is happening. Yeah it's terrifying and disturbing and Infuriating but we talked about this a couple of days ago about broken information systems and how we go to places to get our our biases confirmed. Yeah and this is exactly a result of that I'm sure there's a percentage of those protesters in quotes Rather call them a mob or their terrorized enough protests domestic terrorists but given the steady diet of lies that they've been fed they probably believe that they're patriots that they're doing the right. You don't storm the capitol bill. You don't go through all that if you don't fully one hundred percent believe you're doing the right thing scary even if that is the belief system as wrong-headed as it may be the real problem is you have one of the two parties in in the united states who who are fostering that kind of behavior stoking it the political benefit to it exactly fanning those flames because it ensures them in their opinion a strong base of voters to keep them in office. Just not what this country should be about. And i don't care what your position is especially as the president. If you're the leader of the country you can't be a participant in stoking emotions to the point where you get people to do those settings you even if you don't feel it and there have been there have been presidents in the past who have with large portions of the population. But their first and primary goal was always to try to create a sense of calm and unity and protecting americans even if they didn't necessarily believe gave it lip service because they knew the obligation of the president to to try to keep tranquility first and foremost so that the gut the government and the country could at least function as a whole elected by your supporters. But you serve for everyone. Yeah and if you don't take it that way then you're you're you're breaking the country apart. So that's what's happening. The country's breaking apart and eddie penn said when he walked in here. This this is she's moves last-gasp. This is back luxuries. New man he is not happy that we're showing him the door i think he's trying to rattle are caring for lee way for that guy to be gone long. Eddie versus one out fight on one out. So that's it that's all we're going to talk about that but it would be Disingenuous to get on here today and not talk about yesterday's events and pretend like it didn't happen. That's not doing anybody any favors so we just wanted to at the top just sort of address it and and then move on because we've got another hour of Tomfoolery and god. I mean this hijinks and hilarity and goths wish there was always lethal supporting up. And so that's what we're going to do. We're gonna move forward with a brand new show for this thursday and despite the current political climate in the united states. I think it's a hell of a show on the content. You wanna know why. Because it's thursday and you can't be angry if you're being sexy that's what i've always found unless you're given some money hate fuck or something. I guess it is ralph sex university. Today we're going to take one last look at the year twenty twenty before we move forward and i wanna thank Bridget from long island. Who sent me the information for today's class so we'll be talking about that late. I bet she hate folks. Good turns out bridges a little minx. Did you see the thing she posted on twitter post a picture of new vibrator and it looks exasperated. Our house it nationally. Cyrus it looks like a one of those Massage guns the thera- gun. Yeah it looks like almost like a a a hand held weapon and you use it to massage your Muscle ray or but hers has like fourteen different attachments all different shapes and sizes man. Wow girl serious so. She's upped her game even. She says she may not ever leave her house again. So she's got a rotor sell for humans. Well look how much longer to humans have less true especially men get all the jobs you can get kids before. It's all over so i Bridget is the one to thank for today's topic on ralph six university. I'm predicting eddie. Pence may be cringing later on. Oh oh wow ooh lord oh god oh oh oh maybe later on today show. Hey let's let's start things off sexy So everybody can have a good time. Garin de we're going to start with some sex in the news. Today is all about sex. Very sexy show. Today knows our newest segment where We take stories that may not necessarily be worthy of an entire class of sex. You but It's in the paper. And i thought it's worth talking about. Today's sex in the news comes from denmark. Those those danes their wacky. They do well. They have sort of national television. They're like the bbc. Okay there The danish equivalent is called. Dr and they've got a brand new animated series aimed kids four to eight years old and some people are upset about it. Eddie pants well. The show is called john diller. Mont into and john diller. Mont is an animated character. Whose kids are kids are supposed to follow along on his wacky adventures. John has a particular skill. set his last name. I guess as. I mentioned his diller moms. That should be the tipoff. Speak danish diller. Okay is that. Dick is danish for peanuts. Penis against same thing and monse is man. So it's john. Basically john has the world's largest penis the world's longest peanuts and he can't control it. Oh and the animated series at once again for four eight year olds is about how he overcomes hardships and challenges with his record-breaking painless and some people There are Upset about it in denmark. some associate professor of gender research name christian gross said that He believes the program celebration of the power of male. Genitalia will set equality back In denmark generations. they say. It's perpetuating the standard idea. They patriarchal society and normalizing locker room. Culture that's been used to excuse a lot of bad behavior from men. It's meant to be funny so it seems harmless. But it's not and we're teaching this to our kids now other people say it's it's not a problem at all. clinical psychologist and responses. John dillon talks to children and shares their way of thinking and kids. Do find genitals funny they do. The show depicts a man who is impulsive and not always in control. Who makes mistakes like kids do but crucially penis man always tries to make it right. He takes responsibility for his actions when a woman in the show tells him that he should keep his penis in his pants since he listens. Which is nice. He's accountable so they're teaching. That i guess but the image. I have year from the photo from the show. It's a penis. Man is john. Diller diller Starting a barbecue in a long distance. And he's holding the lighter fluid with his penis at stupid and he's pouring it onto the charcoal briquettes don't want your pena's anywhere near an open. I don't think that's something you should teach not at all nor give them the the false hope that they can hold things with their penis or try. It's not like a you know it's not a gibbon tail or something. He can swing from the after. I wish into so that age. Four to eight year old boys. They don't have you get a lot of erections because not not for sexual starting fires. I know you just get them. Well it's for girls to and that's what some people saying. It may be inappropriate of people saying is just grownups who are projecting their own feelings. Their own sexualize feelings about the story. Like the comedy Onto the character. The kids will not be seeing that way front. Hey probably not. Do you really need to make a character. Oh who's all pena centric tonight. The whole comedy bid about his penis. Don't never forty eight year olds. But i'm saying but i i don't know if it pat will have any damage to forty eight year old. I don't. I don't know if that will the network responded by saying it was just a choice we could have just as easily made a program about a funny woman with no control over her vagina. Said i know a couple of women. Like so john diller. Mind if you're hey if you are one of the guard members and you are in denmark. please watch that show and give us a relief. I would love to hear more about show you know and i'll show colton. Yeah of course you will. Yeah and that's for sex in the news all right. Let's a look now at you. The army any of you have long penises that you can't control what's find out we love when you reach out to us now with your pain is whether it's via email ralph ralph report dot com eddie at that same address steve at the roth report dot com as well or you can do it. A lot of folks choose to do which is to leave a message on the row report. Hotline is a voicemail service. There twenty four hours a day seven days a week just to catch your feelings. Your thoughts your comments your questions. You just have to dial up that number one eight three three super easy to do i listen to them all and then when i grab a handful and we put him here in a segment called gummy on the line. Phone is ringing. The almost rasco earlier in the week we heard from gen from tucson are artist friend who was Really struggling with the fact that she has contracted cova again and her mom also has it and it seems as if maybe there was some cross contamination there over christmas and she was very upset reached out to the army for some love and support him again. As you always do guys you showed up for her in a big way. A lot of people been reaching out to me saying. Have you heard from john. How's she doing happy to report. She called him. Hey ralph and eddie an steve. It is jammed from tucson I just wanted to call back and say thank you so much for all the armies amazing support and tons of people had kind mazing messages and some people reach out to me on instagram. And i'm just so very grateful to be a part of Such an amazing community to thank you. secondly i would like to throw my patron goddess Into the ring for the tournament of the gods athena greek goddess of war and wisdom. She has to and she sprung fully formed and armored from seuss's had knowing everything she needed to know so i think she'd be a great patron for twenty twenty. All right athena's in the mix i like. I like sina was the makes me think a wonder woman. Yes so can't go wrong with wonder woman unless you're making a second film about then i suppose you're thinking of that. I one you could. Bill called in this is in regards to Kathy who've been yesterday and she absent mindedly just typed nine inch into the search engine while she was doing some shopping on amazon and did not get the results you is looking for is looking for baking pan and she ended up with a giant dildo with balls with balls on it. This may be a recurring thing because bill also had a search that went wrong internet. And i'm kind of loving these stories so if you've got one please feel free to share just like bill did hey ralph and yoho eddie. Od whatever your name. Is this week. I am the beguile are i'm calling because Weird searches didn't do this on amazon This is from a couple of years ago. There was a taken bake pizza place. That was in my neighborhood. I really loved their food. It was fantastic. I was trying to remember their name. So i decided to do a google search just off of the first two words. I don't recommend this. The name of the place was big. Mama's google search egg mama. Ano- what you're going to get love. You mean it if you like large black women. Then just big mama's the search engine Will not discipline. I'm gonna get your pizza. That's all it will not get pizza though that much is for sure we have Moments here on the show. We have found that if you slow down to half speed makes usually eddie sound remarkably drunk. Sometimes both of us. We've got our first request of the year. You'll any mike from los angeles here just calling in for first of the new year Make sure you don't miss it. Don't make sure you miss it. Guys you gotta play that drunk love by the end. Yesterday's show was not our finest moment. I thought this would get slowed down when we were doing as as i was trying to convey how you really should make a point of not missing yesterday's show Didn't come out that way. And if you take both of us just lowest down by speech. Sounds like to struggling drunk at the bar. See the clothes from your face. It's eddie's drunk thoughts five teeth orange. Tamara shows gonna be fun. Don't make shoot. Don't make sure you don't miss it. Don't make sure make sure you don't miss first all dumb sure you know you miss it. Don't make sure you miss it right. Now don't miss make sure you don't make sure you don't miss the addo. Make sure you miss it right. That's how you say the never say that. I would never say that list. Oh that's good speak for living my job. All right From time to time here also on the show. We like to help you out. If you're trying to figure out where a word or idiom or phrase comes by comes from that we use all the time but you're not sure of the origin of it. Well we're here for you. Hire ralph eddie and the often neglected and tragically underrated sublimely. Lush mr steve ashton. It's nice to have you guys back on the air. And i've been enjoying the show. Hey ralph i was calling with a where did it come from for you and My daughter is a huge office fan and at christmas she received a office version of clue. And so we sat down to play. I wondered where the hell does. The word clue come from. Why does that mean a hint or a Something lead you along. I'd kinda boggled me and it didn't get it anyway. I figured you might know and Yeah hopefully that'll make where to come from. So this is joe to star from alta dena. Thanks love you mean by telephone know where a clue clue word even thought of dry meaning. That is what is the word. Where's word clue. Come from and why is it means something that helps us solve or mystery no idea. Well eddie you'll be interested to know that the word clue was originally a variant spelling of clues c. l. e. w. and that is an old english term. That means a ball of thread or yarn. Sweet clue was actually a ball of yarn. Now how does that mean it helps you solve a mystery how to get there well. In greek mythology theseus set himself the task of killing the military familiar with the bullhead guy revolted guy exactly. Yeah now admin are was Inside a giant maze and had to go into the labyrinth labyrinth. Yes he had to kill them. Kill the minute tour. And then find his way out of the labyrinth right. And how did he do that. A string yes he had a ball of string in ready win in and he unraveled it so he could trace his way back out again after slaying. The muhtar okay. So that was the help that led him to solve the mystery in order to rescue himself from the labyrinth. That no one could. That was the clue he left clue. He left so that he could escape the labyrinth and ever since then that story has led us to use the word clue which has fallen out of favor meaning a ball of yarn and yeah simply mean something that helps us find our way or soft something. Well how cool is. I had no idea that he was littlest fifty cents a day. Drop in that kind of knowledge on you with where did it come from. Go where he goes. I have fended clear. I was thinking spectacle. So i hear that word. And lastly we'd like to kick the show off a little upbeat music. Make your day a little bit easier to start. Were taken requests for what we call the happy hits. Here's today's high. Ralph your eddie This is what i'm throwing in for the songs that make people happy I'm going to be five hundred miles by the proclaims. Yes you cannot not get happy. When that song comes on later. I'll be and and when i wake. How can expert and and one young gonna be next to you gotta be while byles. Miles is on b. He's watching on opinion along that back. Bay that's gotta be. the scottish. national anthem should be the most scottish song world of great workout to leave at. What are you working out to five hundred miles right. Like running or like milton great. The great songs picks you just giant weights in swelling swallow. Swollen rolling ups. Swelling up those guns of yours that song that's a that's a cardio saw got all right. Well there you go. Workout tip from eddie pence. Thanks kids thanks to everybody. Who called in youtube can be featured on the army online segment. But you know what you gotta do. You gotta call me. All righty now. It's time for us to take a look. Some folks who passed away on this day january seventh talk about their lives and legacies. It's hello death electrically yourself alright into the show did you eat was a mold or just fall from. The sky was on set january seventh fifteen thirty six catherine of aragon the first wife of england's king henry. The eighth died on this day. The age of fifty. She was the queen of england from june of fifteen nine through may of fifteen thirty three as his first wife. Oh he took her out well no he was pretty good to her was the first wife and he. She gave him a couple daughters. You want to pay. Plus he started to have a roving eye for that and bo lin and so that was the reason he went to the church and said i want a divorce. I want an annulment and the catholic church said no. And that was the beginning of the schism that created the church of england. He started his own religion because he couldn't get what he said. He was pretty good to her. A whole nother. Churn like he did a lot of the other. She didn't get killed but like he's still created a whole separate church just to get a divorce. Yeah but he didn't shop per head off at not being pretty good tour. He led her live. That's your definition of being pretty good comparatively when you look at what he did to his otherwise. Okay critiquing today henry. The eighth talking about who's famous for beheading his wife. But i want a younger wife. Someone will create a whole new church second. Have one better than i want younger. Wife so i'm going to chop the head off of this one and then just move on better than but i still don't think being treated pretty good is what should have been said. I think that the people of england got the worst of it more than she did. Yeah so okay. She got out relatively unscathed. You're married to henry the eighth that's best case scenario. I guess is that. There's a war over religious. She lived yes you living. Okay all right. Sixteen fifty eight. My knew this was a lot now lot noon. Not looking at the with the name. I'll get it right. One of these days won't theophilus the apple. I was third one. though it wasn't theophilus. Eaton died on this day in sixteen fifty eight good old theophilus. Eaton was a merchant farmer and puritan. Who was the co founder and first governor of new haven connecticut. Okay so he started the new haven colony and connecticut one of the early settlers. Good old theophilus here. Theophilus being done as a name much. She'd be middle name at least somewhere theophilus. Eaton wonder if he got teased. Remain like that back then. What's the eden eat. My mama's eaten a john diller. Mont man seventeen. Sixty seven thomas clamp american academic and the first president of yale university died on this name. Eighteen seventy two. James fisk american entrepreneur in quotes. He was basically a con man. One of the robber barons of the gilded age lot of shenanigans going on the stock exchange in new york there with james fisk aka big. Jim aka diamond. Jim aka jubilee. Jim he was killed by a disgruntled business associate. Because they're both in love with the same actress. Oh yeah that was heated. It was sexy sexy story. Eighteen ninety augusta. Maria catharina k. The wife of german emperor wilhelm died at the age of seventy eight only brought her up. So i can play that reason. Enough thousand ninety two ernst wilhelm von brucke ernst van brew german physician and physiologist died at the age of seventy two. He made some interesting discoveries. what well he. He did some research on the effects of electricity on muscles. Found out that muscles can make the make them can make your muscles contract and detractor. What's the opposite of contract. contract contract. Untracked extra now stretch release. Yes let's just go at that. Nineteen twelve sophia louisa. Jack's blake english physician and feminist feminine. Feminism feminist died at the age of seventy one. She led a to secure women access to a university education in england at a time where that just wasn't done. She and six collectively known as the edinburgh seven began studying medicine at the university of edinburgh in eighteen sixty nine and she became the first practicing female doctor in scotland. While let's get it's hard enough to. I would imagine to study to be a doctor but then the study dr while people are actively trying to make you stop studying being that has to be so much more no medical schools were training women at the time so not only did she get her medical education but she also founded to medical schools for women in london and edinburgh to allow other women to have that same opportunity. That's awesome pretty awesome. Nineteen twenty edmund. The first prime minister of australia passed away at the age of seventy nine hundred thirty three. Herbert hank cler good old bert handler. The australian aviator who made the first solo flight from england to australia nineteen twenty. Yeah that's a long a long flight. Fuck that died in a plane crash. The age of foreign. You could see that come died luck doing what he loved. One thousand nine hundred forty three. Nikola tesla good old tesla. You're familiar with tesla. Did tell us a little bit about testing electric city dude. He is the electricity dude. Well done now was he. Ac or was he dc he was he was dc the repeating current right or the alternating current ac. So he's final answer. Acc that's right. He was alternating car. He was the dude he was alternating current and epson. Dcc and they found out that was better than dc. But thomas edison all patents for dc stuff and so he pretty much ruined washed. It ruined tesla's rep reputation and squash the idea of a see for a long time until people start saying this is ridiculous really awesome. Acdc s also back in black especially nineteen forty. Three george washington krill. American surgeon was the first surgeon to direct a successful blood. Transfusion others had tried. Things did not go guy try. We're gonna blood from this guy and we're gonna put it in this guy. You're going to what we're going to take blood from this guy. I'm gonna get along too and we're gonna take the blood and we're gonna pump it over into this guy over here but he's already full of blood well he doesn't have enough in this guy's got plenty so he's gonna share some of his. How do you know when to stop. Trust me it's going to be fine. Okay everywhere but eventually george washington creole got it right. Nineteen eighty philip. D eastman. american children's book writer and illustrator died on this day. Better known as pd eastman. He was a protege colleague of theodor geisel. Who's of course. Better known as dr seuss and he wrote a lot of books for dr seuss's brand there at random house. There's a lot of books that we read as kids that people will swear to this day. Are dr seuss bodey. Right but actually pd eastman's are you. My mother remember. That would add a little bird. Goes around all the different animals asking. If the same art a similar art saying pd eastman had his own art for that book. I can't remember go dog. Go if you're driving around in the go-carts yeah that's him Big dog little dog. Yeah also yeah. He died on this day in one thousand. Nine hundred eighty six and nineteen eighty-eight trevor howard. Great british actor and over seventy films. He died at the age of seventy one Folks in our audience might know him. Best as one of the council on crip where. Jor el morro end. But i'm in the phantom zone. He's one of those one of those guilty guilty guilty nineteen ninety-two richard hunt. Marketeer richard hunt died of aids at the age of forty way too young to go. He was a terrific performer. Not only did he work on sesame street but he worked on all five seasons of the muppet show is well even formed beaker and statler and janice in sweden's but his main character was one of my favorites scooter. Scooter hike. Are you the frog yeah. I'm scooter cute name. It's funny when you listen to that show other kermit's have come along as we know. Cindy hanson die but no-one had his timing and the way he brought that character. Whose remarkable Avery schreiber another very funny talented man. He died on this day in nineteen sixty six. He was a stand up. Comedian and actor guy with a big bushy black. Must have bushy black hair. He was part of a comedy team for many years called brings in schreiber these to be on television. All the time Jack burns was his comedy partner. The together they do a bit where avery schreiber was a taxi driver. And jack burns would get in the backseat and just hound the poor bastard death. Here's a little bit of that sketch where it'll take me out to the airport. Catching bird back home. You ought to be heading home going up to boston. We call you being john being before. Jack burns teamed up with avery schreiber. He started he had another comedy Team with a young comedian named george carlin. Yeah that's right that's right this very Two thousand fifteen rod taylor this jillian actor who was the lead in time machine and the birds died at the age of eighty four. And i can't believe it's been a year already. Neil peart canadian musician and drummer of course from rush died on this day last year. In twenty twenty age of sixty seven one of the greats. Our styles are so similar. And that's what you would sound. When i hear him like dan demo tape could is that may die. Play the clip. It almost sounded like me all right. This is what we do now. We take a food related to someone who passed away on this day. We're on a pass daddy pence. See if something he'd be willing to eat or perhaps even stick up his ass. Pull out only. That's conclusive sky. He punched you while they were pointed out started out narrow and got bigger came out. We re talk about the food and then we pull the handle of the a gas leak. Show making what we do. We pull the handle. The patented depends jackpot slot machine if we get a jackpot on that slot machine. That means sure depends what he did however if we get mismatch drills than is not going to do all right let's take a look at who passed away on this day in the year nineteen eighty-nine and i had no idea. This gentleman lived as long as he did. Emperor hirohito of japan. He died in eighty nine. Yes wow. And i always think of him as being the japanese emperor during the second world war but he died at the age of eighty seven on this day in one thousand nine hundred eighty nine. He was the emperor of japan for sixty two years. Now i had no idea. He was There's rain was that long by talk about one of emperor hirohito's favorite foods. Eddie pence. what was it. It is said that the late emperor hirohito loved eating fried. Wasps served traditionally with boiled rice seasoned with soy sauce and a little sugar so just a little rice sugar soy sauce with some fried wasps put on top of it. Now like wha like wasps wasps some weird name for one of fish right. Do you think i an actual fucking walk japanese food. It young english language. If i say wasp does that you just want to clarify that is eating bug. I think it meant anything else. I would give you. Don't know if you're trying to trick me. These are wasps. Okay either the wing fly around in the summertime. No way finding nick nick. What an american wasp is. I'm not sure if it's exactly the same wasp but it is. A cousin is the japanese. I assume that's what he's eating fried wasps with rice soy sauce and just a little sprinkle of sugar as well sounds like a crunchy taste. Treat however it's not about mere even emperor hirohito. it's about eddie can chow down on some fried wasps. Let's find out by pulling the handle here. We go one was to come on. Come on come on like that. Some great dish that we're all dying. Who knows it. Probably you know what a pie tastes like. It probably tastes like soy sauce. Sugar it probably is probably a crunchy popcorn. So the why eat the boss. Just pour some soy sauce on your caused a lot of protein in bugs. You have to eat so many bugs to get the protein but it's a little snack food. It's not a snack if it just wouldn't eat it if it wasn't taste some tim poorer with on your rice and some soil. Why do you have to fucking anita wasp. You don't have to but given the option. Let's say we went to a a meal at the japanese embassy. Never having a special podcasters of the japanese embassy and they did we get it because they wanted to honor us for all our good work for for the way we're there. We reach out from the western culture to the eastern culture. Where they're happy baps. They've got a row report version in japan. They've got they've got the you know the tow hotels or something. It was a guy named toho and he is very popular in the row. Report and the telepho- hotel together. Frank show yes. Yeah okay there were there and there at the at the cocktail brody. They're serving up fried. What we're on the little tables on her knees exactly. Yes and would you insult our gracious hosts by not having some fried wasps. Yes oh my god. Just put them in your. I would absolutely. I wouldn't have one moment. You would have a single second okay. We're gonna answer answer so small even know you're eating though all those things go we're gonna eat. Bugs is going to be so crazy as long as they're fried up and they're cooked i would. I would probably eat it just so you wouldn't get so pissed off at me. 'cause we insulting our guests and guest. They're excellent. Move on your part. Because i would be right you rape me in the in the uber on the way home for the and embarrassed us in front of toho hotels podcast. It's not going to do around how we're over because you're so insulted absolutely need it just not to piss off toho. That's good to know that or ralph. That's it for today's helo death Now shut up are can get our hands on some fried wasps. I by just go catch some. I'm sure they're out here. I wonder if they'd be prepared in a certain way. Or just get a frying pan. Get some batter and frame up. Don't they have venom in them. Though why. I don't know i'll do a little research once you they once they're dead and the fried does the venom matter. I don't know i. I've never hopefully distinct them. Yeah you don't wanna stinger in your tongue. Don't i gotta do some research please. Don't but if there are fried. Wass to behead i think that would make an excellent measure. Will i think it would all right. Hey there it's garment here. I hope you're enjoying the show. And if the are why not subscribe to the row report so you can hear it every day. Monday through friday for just fifteen cents a day you can be a one star general supporter and that will get you the show in your ear holes monday through friday. Of course there are two three and four star general levels as well which gets you more bonus content more access to me so if you like what you're hearing why not subscribe go to patriotdepot dot com slash the ralph report that's p. a. t. r. e. n. dot com slash. The roth report subscribed today. So you don't miss a thing now is take a look at all the entertainment news in a segment. I call the showbiz beat. Well this is. No surprise has been bad blood between this actor and this franchise for some time. Now ray fisher has announced he will not be playing the role of cyborg again for the dc comics. Justice league really. He analyses out. You may have no. He's got some complaints about how he was treated. Allegedly i think they could all have those complaints. We're all treated not just not just the outcome of the film. He claims that josh sweden on the set after Snyder left treated him poorly and complain so much that. Dc and warner brothers had to do an investigation into behavior on the set and they claimed that they didn't find anything untoward and he was furious about that so he tweeted on december thirtieth walder. Hamada who is now the guy who's running all the dc films is the most dangerous kind of enabler allies and wbz public relations failed. September fourth hit piece sought to undermine the very real issues of the justice league investigation. I will not participate in any production associated with him. He said and he was supposed to appear in the flash solo movie. Okay so now. They have announced that they are writing that character out of the flash sullen movie. They won't be recasting it. There just won't be any cyborg in in the flash that's weird. I don't think we're missing the thing. I don't think so either. I mean they did have some sort of like They were like friends in the justice. League movie yeah so This is was his first film. By the way fisher. He's got some balls. Dan early in his career is going to say he'll take it at that point. I might just go along get along. I'll take it. I will to joss. Weeden can do and say anything he wants to up. Make me cyborg got to change the story a little bit. Don't black face. i will not black this. Here's good news. kyw us dead. Finally fuck you you know. Chi- you is a canadian children's show that was on pbs forever. is a bald little prick. Whiny bawl little prick named kai you. Watch tro tro on netflix. It's like an english version. Maybe the same stories like a little donkey. That does he's like a little fucking prick to get some trouble Kai us just a kid who always wind about everything. Tro tro pinched. His little sister cried all the time. He was so fucking of notches. So everyone is rejoicing in the fact that you has been canceled. Pbs as announced. They are no longer going to be making any brand new kai you episodes and they tweeted that out along with tips on what to do. When your child's favored media goes away which is good information to have. But the parents didn't seem to care about that they were too busy rejoicing about the fact that you disappearing here's of the tweets chi us reign of terror over parents calling him a bootleg charlie brown little brat and evil browns. And not a brat. Nobody looks like charlie borelli. This guy has got a ball. Big ball around head just like charlie brown so they mean simply did she. Did she really fucking aided every second of it is a whiny little bitch. Here's here's a little guy you. Maybe she just wants to play with you. I wanna pay with her kyw you. I'm busy and i can't be solving your problems all the time you and rosie have to learn how to work at your own problems. Tie you stuff all. That's awful stuff. Clothes dryer no no tro tro. We just go play in a mud puddle. Trouble forget his close. This isn't like pepe pagar. One of those shows sort of innocuous this kid would wine and cry and stamp his feet and throw his toys like who. Who's making the show with awful. There are some kids like that. But you don't want to expose your child to that behavior. In case they're not like that they picked emulate. Behavior is like that you don't want to reinforce it by showing them that exactly so A lot of tweets celebrating. Here's another one. This is one show. My kid wasn't allowed to watch. The show was banned in my house. And that of many of my friends One canadian newspaper the national post called. Ku winer the show turns young viewers into shrill. Munster's get on the air. It's been around forever. I guess it got sort of grandfather. Stahl gic feeling for but the good news is cayenne is gone. No no more worries. Okay used this. Let's take a look at today's celebrity birthdays. All these stars born on this day january. Seven starting off with kenny loggins. Seventy three years old today. Kevin rahm from desperate housewives and mad. Men is fifty years old rolling stone magazine founder. Yan winter is seventy five. Brett dalton for marvel's agents of shield played grant ward. Did you watch agency. she'll have been. I'm in the process of watching agent grant. I don't know where you're at with him. Where matt season four. So he's he says. I don't want to spoil swelling all four hundred thirty eight years talking today Kathy valentine from the go. Go's she plays bass for that band. She's sixty two years old today. Hailey todd from lizzie. Mcguire is fifty nine. Nicholas cage is fifty seven years old today. Have you watched his Cursing show have to watch. Of course he does. He's like. That is our history of cursing on netflix core. She'll let him because you are you. John on. Drastic from five for fighting is fifty six years old today. I'm modena play more than some bread and fish besides straying. Let's not worry. Be imo superman guy you singers. Jesus but it's hard to be superman sucks. It's got to make any talk instead of making jokes about superman everybody so many knowing it. Well we should do an entire break on superman. Awful may be the most sung about superhero character in his and that one good songs not not many. That's for sure erin gray. Of course colonel wilma deering from buck. Rogers in the twenty th century silver spoons as well. She's seventy seven years old today. Doug e doug from cool runnings cosby fifty one. Rex lead the actor from entourage. He played he's fifty two years old. Today jeremy renner benjor's akai born legacy. He is fifty years old country singer. John rich from the awful awful banned big and rich. He is forty seven years old today. Yeah fuck their remake of Pfizer you're writing. Part hosts speaking of gross dustin diamond script saved by the bell is forty four. Years are terrible lauren. Cohan from the walking dead is thirty. Nine and actor david caruso from nypd blue. of course that's how he became a star and then he walked away from that show because he was going to be a big movie star shitty movie. That didn't work so he went back to television on. Csi miami and made everyone who works on that show hate him as well. He is sixty five old today. David karoo so obnoxious right but sunglasses only news. Thank you so much That's it for today celebrity birthdays. I'm ralph garment. I walked the show. Visby and now a guy who is the diametrically opposed the what bizarro. Yes is the exact opposite of david. Cruzeiro david talented lovely man. Who is a great pal of mine. He's got a brand new show that is in tonight on. Nbc at eight pm. It's called mr mayor. Starring ted danson and holly hunter bobby. Moynihan is his name. Bobby and i had a chance to sit down via zoom and have a little chat about tonight. Show here's my conversation with bobby moynihan tonight. Eight pm on nbc. Finally the return of one of television's greatest performers and. I'm not talking about that. Hack ted danson. Talking about bobby moynihan bobby how you doing our user. I am well. Congratulations mr mayor. Debuts tonight from the creative minds of your pals tina fey and robert carlyle genius. Yeah what a great project to be a part of it. As i mentioned ted danson. Holly hunter no pressure there. Couple of familiar i just. They seem like a couple young little slow little kids. Try to make it in the world. And i'm happy to help them out. Were they little intimidated. Working with bobby. The likes of a of a snooky impersonator. Holly hunter is quite possibly one of the greatest human beings in the world and ted danson is not gonna shake a stick at either. They're both pretty wonderful There is i m shocked. At how many times i just look over ago. It's it's it's pretty. It's pretty amazing. Had you worked with dancing before would daddy hosted. Snl or something. No not when. I was not when i was there. He had hosted before a those before. My time Nope i had never them. Before but i heard such amazing things up dorsey cartons a friend who on the good place. Kristen bell a. I've heard so many good things about him and people just Praised him as if he was not from this world. And it's nice when you meet someone and they they live up to that. Yeah talk about a track record when it comes to situation comedies. This guy It's a pretty. It's a pretty good list of achievements. That's pretty amazing to watch somebody work. Who has been doing it for fifty years. And he's just he's a machine man and robert and tina are geniuses in the way that they write is dance in comedy is hard. He's really good at it. And so is highly of the whole cast is amazing. I just meant. I didn't novella or mike della mike kabalan who play other characters on the show. They're absolutely fantastic. Everyone the whole cast is great. Color kennedy super super. Happy can't wait for people to see it now. Originally this idea was for a spinoff from thirty rock right. Was supposed to be alec baldwin's character running for mayor of new york city. If i'm not mistaken think so some eggs. Yeah i think in the very early stages. That was a a thought than i don't think that ever came to fruition and other other than talking about it and then this kind of came came up. Came out of that kind of what. We're not doing that. So let's do this. They re worked in. They re the reset it in los angeles which is great. Because you live here and you don't have to go to new york to work. Which is good. I sound out. I got the job from tina like signed the contract and then and then we signed on the house like day later in the house. And so i hope it works. You got a house. Payment was because this is this is going to reach out and and want to work with you and offer you the roller. Did you have to audition or how did that work. That's that's the that's the crazy thing. I it's funny. It happened so long ago. A this was years ago At this point Which is fascinating. And i forgot that but in doing these you know now that the show is finally coming out. It's it's fascinating to think about. Yeah i got a phone call out of nowhere just from tina saying hey are you in new york would love to have lunch with you. I was just like what is this about. She has been wonderful to me in the past. She put me in sisters on thirty rock and kinda just gave me. This feels like i'm doing this new show on. I wrote this character for you My i tried not to cry. I in real life. And i just went while i. I can't believe it. Thank you choose like. Are you interested muslim. Gonna let me think about it for long. Play omega home still on this for a little bit before. I jump into anything willy nilly i. I went outside like a child danced around and walked home very happy through new york city Thinking i was about to start a new show and then a dead in the we started shooting in a year and a half a year ago than halfway through episode foreign and five standing. On the on the pitcher's mound dodger stadium. And they're like. Hey hundred tom. Hanks got is singled corona virus notes. Like this is ridiculous. What's happening here. We're shooting shooting a television show holly hunter and then a year. Later and many zoom calls many castes. Zooms later we got back together and started shooting again. Have you completed the whole season on. No me were halfway through episode adenine And i think we're gonna finish those and then we'll see what happens from there. It's got to be frustrating to start a project. Like this. And then be stopping. And starting i mean i know there's are first world problems for tv people to have to shut down production but still yet it feels. It feels Silly to go to complain to mikolasik. It's taking so long for my television show to get on air. I haven't so hard. These civilians don't understand. Yeah they don't get it they don't want to entertain people by doing absolutely nothing in your home from what i've seen so far with the spots that they're running on nbc. And by the way. Hasn't even i think there's been a few commercials for mister mayor. My own business the other night trying to watch my philadelphia. Eagles lose to the washington football team. And then you pop up and start talking talking to your show at me. Can we talk about that for a second because have to find the the so in sunday sunday night at six twenty four i am my dad. Die hard giants fan. I am have never been a big football watcher. i'm tired it's been a long day. I'm relaxing its sunday night at six. Twenty four. I just got a text from you. Why haven't spoken to and while the just stop talking to me. I'm trying to watch football. Yes had no clue what you're talking about for about ten minutes. I was like what. Did i do what i say. What just happened. And then i got a bunch of taxing hager commercials on sunday night football and i was like. Oh i'm the crazy person air. I was afraid of that senate. It said he had no idea what i'm rail. I loved it. I was so happy you did it. I can't believe i didn't catch it. The footage that i've seen ted danson. I don't know he's got to be in his early seventies at this point. Seventy three seventy three god damn house. He looked like that. Seventy-three yeah i look seventy three. Hit me to comic shops. If if anything else. I think have just gotten better. Yeah it's funny. I in the kind of in the early stages of the pandemic there was this video going around a clip from cheers that kinda went viral. Where it's it's a clip from cheers. Where you know. He's samba bartending. And there's a guy sitting at the bar and he looks really sick and sam goes what's wrong. he's like. Oh i work at a chemical plant down the street something leaked and like it was it was going out because of the pandemic and the second guy walks out they do this whole bit where ted danson started throwing like windex rags to all the characters they just wash down by old are in like ten seconds. And it's this big choreograph thing. And i'm i'm sitting here. I've been working with ted danson now every day. But i haven't watched cheers. Since i was a kid so just seeing that in watching it i went like his comic. Timing has not changed in fifty years. Like he's just as good as he was when he was on cheers and probably even better now. But it's like keenan thompson if you watch videos of keen when he was on all that opposed to a sketch that he did yesterday on. Snl like he's just good. He's been good since you know like they both they're both just like tv legends. That have been doing it for so long. They're like machines. Tell us a little bit about your character your the communications director for this new mayor right. I i played jaden. One of the oldest. Or maybe the possibly the original jaden the oldest jaden in the universe Yeah i'm -cations director. I say i like to say dollar heart. Nickel brains may indians. Well he he he. He's there to help. He just wants to help. He just wants to be involved in help. And that alone may cause problems. Did you guys find given the current political situation. It was almost hard to make light of of politics and politicians given what we've been living through for the past four years. Yeah that was interesting. I think that was an interesting part of it was like when we were first shooting. In the first four episodes i was like i wanna. Tv lottery again. I work with tina robert. I cannot believe it and these episodes are so good in so funny in. It's not about politics. He just happens to be the mayor of la and then the pandemic happened in a couple of months into it. I was like well. How do we come back from this like you know like is anybody gonna wanna watch a show about a mayor dealing with an avocado shortage or like you know like these silly. What now seem like trivial things of mike when we were the fourth. I don't think i'm spoiling anything. But like the fifth episode. There's a scene that takes place dodger stadium. And i remember going like. Oh gosh is that gonna like is baseball gonna be around like harvard like everything changed completely. And how are we going to deal with it. Tina and robert geniuses. And i think they found a really good way to kind of cash. It sounds so silly but to give america what they need right now which is like a tv show. That goes like look know. There's a pandemic and we know there's covid nineteen here are some people who care about each other trying to live their life. Let's laugh with them and ask them for a while. no i agree i think. Entertainment has an obligation to do that to take our heads out of that terror. Space that we've all been living in for so long and when i see movies about you know pandemics and things like that. That are coming out. It seems. I don't need that you know. I don't need pandemic porn right now. I need fun joyful things that take my mind off this morning. Feels like the first ray of sunlight in awhile and and not not because the show is coming in mr wheelchair the world. What american of nbc. Satcom me you know. Just you know with everything in georgia. At least there's there's this somewhat of a light starting compro- and yes. It makes it a lot easier to to come on here and talk about something that seems trivial like a tv show but yeah hopefully it'll make people laugh and make people feel better and it's not really about politics it's just it's just the title while i'm so glad to see you back on television man besides being low at one of my favorite people. You're also so damned talented. And so damn funny. And i can't wait to watch tonight. Nbc eight pm. Mr mayor bobby. Thanks for stopping by man and let's not make it so long again before we talk okay. Next time it takes me. I woke experience. Stop bothering me while watching football. I'm just going to text you that in the middle of the night for bella soon. Of course many of you. Probably remember bobby from snl probably should have mentioned that as well. This may look show. Looks very funny and from everything. Bobby said Ted danson is. He's just he's amazing seventy three years old and he still does not gonna party If you wanna see the video of my interview with bobby we did set. Sit down via zoom and i have Mastered zoom enough to be able to record the video on president records. I've had learned how to do that of your two three and four star general. I'm gonna pop up the video version of that for you checkout as well but for now it's thursday around here thursdays. Get very sexy because we fling open. The doors of that esteemed institute of learning ralph sex you know. Would there's one man to help you through zone. Grand jury a cloud and again. Thank you to bridget. From long island for sending me this information and this comes from the us consumer product safety commission okay. Us consumer product safety commission and they keep a yearly database of emergency room visits and all the items that people stick into various parts of their body. So i thought as we say goodbye to the year twenty twenty. We'll look back one last in-depth look i mean that in every possible way at what people stuffed inside their bodies in the year twenty twenty before we say goodbye. This'll be a final tip of the cap to grow to twenty twenty started. The pena's shall we lease. Let's not all right. let's all right penis. Here's just a list of things and then there's also actual notes from the doctor's notes from urgency room visits the one whole i do not like going into I penis all a ballpoint pen removed. All the whole thing entire ballpoint pen a little clip on it for your lapel ear. The shirt you take the cap off and it's just one pen and then you slide it all the way up inside your penis and then you go. Oh shit now. I've got a pen in my penis. He needed clue to pull glue on the end of that. I've got a. I've got a penis pen pals so you gotta go the doctor and then they gotta gotta get it out. God damn it so that was one of the items another item on the listen. If you got a pen up there. We certainly do a pencil pencil. Also inside the he's gonna break lead off Paintbrush paintbrush inside the peanut i. I'm sure you're going to handle. I bristle no. I assume the bristles were dangling out like a mustache. Little hitler mustache on the end of your pants on my paper on your cock head. Aycock plug got stuck up. There should not have a base on it thing by the plug should have a base on it though so it can't go in the hole. I i agree. The faulty designed wore flappy urethra. Which by the way was my standup comedy near where rainbow suspenders is welcome to the stage for the comedy stylings. A tongue ring got stuck up there. Maybe that's coming out now. A balloon a balloon. I'm assuming it was deflated. And then rammed up there and then someone tried to inflate to try to create some girth for the re fra and things went south. Leave the peanut hole be everybody string of. Magnetic beads doesn't seem good magnet. Should pull them out. Guess he tried that. I'm assuming this was the last resort pulled the magnet in. She put it up his ass traveled through his body and come out his asshole. A wire coathanger. Oh fuck oh. Wow lord oh god a lanyard lanier lanyard leather land. Like a key chain right. Yeah i got babies astute dick holes not all the same. They didn't pull out a one pain. Eric comes fell again. Give me the lube. The loop in the forceps fills back. Put a zipper on them. Here's some of the notes from some of the doctors This one patient playing with his phone. This is what they claim when they come in okay. Playing with phone fell asleep when he woke up these styles from the phone. When was your rollover on your phone in the stylists gets jammed into your wreath stylus. Injury occurred four days ago Just now seeking treatment. How do p. in four hidden p and four days probably too embarrassed to go to the funk here we go for twenty twenty another one metal screw in trying to cause direction what you don't know opposite effect would kill your erection and this one had a marble in his penis for the last four years decided he needs to get it removed. Oh came into the er to get that and it just stayed there. No eddie can go further in coming in and out but he's got shoving back. I'm just saying like when it move up somewhere. I'm guessing a marble staying pretty much wherever it ends as it shooter. There was a big one was an aggie. Alright ladies you're not off the hook either here's the the vagina for twenty twenty these items. That were found inside the vagina. A whole thing's belong in that needed some help from medical professional to get them removed Here's the list and then we'll talk about the the notes at the shampoo bottle shampoo bottles jammed up their head and shoulders Battery doesn't seem been unless it was a car battery being a problem because that's round and cylindrical pill bottle also had to be removed last year small vibrator large vibrator paper clips. I don't get that. Removed all connected. I don't know if there's a chain or not whether it was just a bunch of them. Maybe she was at the office. The office supplies right trying to fucking flesh pocket them out of there. A film canister like around film. Don't thirty five millimeter film not like projection so like little one for a camera camera. Oh i thought you meant like a buck now not leila show on a screen. The movie theater part of a slinky part of asleep. Linke i guess maybe she only got halfway up there. And he got hooked on something. Eyebrow pencil share Screw that keeps news out of the body pen the pen three bags of meth. No that well. That wasn't for pleasure. I was not that was that was and gone wrong. A bullet woo yeah. It's a dangerous vaginas. It is a rock a bath. Bomb the rocker roth. Ira a bath bomb. Wouldn't that just does all dissolving and make your vagina smell good foam suppose burn A baby shoe. That's my favorite. I only know where one is. I can't find the other last year. Some notes from the doctors themselves. A patient was intoxicated. Four months ago Placed a crumbled up tin foil inside her vagina. Do had to have it removed so After four miles off the piece of tinfoil being stuck up there. I bet that was an interesting procedure. And let's close out with the rectum. Shall we say. Let's close out with the rectum. These things were found in the rectum. Now it doesn't whether they're male or female rectums but i'm guessing probably dudes yet the majority shifts of up their ass more than girls. I think list again and then of course. We'll get to some of those. This is a big list here. We go bouncing ball a bouncy ball on the wreck. Okay multiple marbles. I think marble dude in his pain is decided to put the rest of the bag up his ass toothbrush holder. Act one of those around winds with the four holes in the top. You can put a family of brushes in there crayon a nail polish bottle by with no polish remover in it or l. polish. I assume empty bottles walk shaving bottle. No aerosol cam trying to explode your asshole. Small foam football paul. Put a nerve pill. Does ask holiest screwdriver in amos with the screws in the screwdrivers handle fell fall. Basically have a steel rod phillips. Flat imagine this guy thought he was so clever. I'm gonna stick the screwdriver. Aspirin the handle out. So that when i come when it comes time to be removed i am thinking ahead and then it just pops up. This whole now has five inch dildo six inch. Dildos seven inch dildo ten inch. How all those were fed job and apple and apple of the ass that great one of the smaller ones like a big red delicious apple. Yeah maybe just one of those. Some cran apple here would work better because it starts off narrow it's true can work it in in Slowly relaxing take the essence of up. A toy shark was found in the ass. Okay plastic turtle cat toy with so many different types of cat toy. Yeah was one of those ones but the at the end of the while he was walking around it was kind of trying to bat at from behind. That's following him. Baseball rolled up newspaper. What he's just he was liike he was just leaky trying to stop hand lotion bottle remote control. No don't do that to you. Remote control will use the fork. Ooh a foam dart will. That could have been a an accident. Errant shot six magic markers. Pack fifty christmas lights on the string. I'm sure it's a festive occasion. That would be like anal beads pulling out. I would imagine that up. Here's some of the notes from some of. The doctors in the yard patient was intoxicated and is uncertain if she used her anal beads or not. Can't find them at home. Asked for an x ray. Because she's not sure whether it is stuffed up there sometimes graham shit up my None were found in her is also still missing. Missing being obese vibrators stuck rectum. Vibrator is still on who writes. This will die doctor. Patient claims he was squatting in the shower when he got a small bottle stuck up his rectum. It is squad this shower. Good deep lunges. While you're washing your hair three weeks ago. He was drunk and put a lightbulb. Up his rectum bad move. But a pencil up rectum. Now not able to sit but he can sketch you. We can bear karen happier app. An impressive put dildo indirect them to two days ago was performing daily activities with it in play as one would do right when writing. His lawnmower slid completely inside the rectum. You have to have that while you're doing the lawn come on. That's just greedy. Take a break man. And lastly shampoo bottle in his wrecked in that he plays there because he thought he was constipated. Oh you don't want more shit that's going to help. I guess he feels to be packed. And then pulls it out. It's going to release the bow. Create a greater suction. Just get a fucking. What's the tuba fucking anima for you. All right there you go kids. Those are just some things people stuffed inside their buys in twenty twenty. I have a dildo. Assery man don't get on your writing more. Let's try to do better in twenty twenty one stick whatever you want up there but use a spotter up somebody on your side. Maybe a tie little string around glue. Put a klu up your ass and that's it for today's you all right kids. That's it for today. Show as well come on back tomorrow. I think you're gonna like tomorrow's show. We've got steve ash stopping by once again with the uk. Update it is video vault time interesting genre this this go around where we're doing winter sports. Okay it's about winter sports. All talk about ice skating. Made me start thinking about where every time he moved. And we are in the midst of winter and so people are skiing and their ice skating and their plan hockey these are winter sport movements. We're gonna feature those films that we can recommend that you see over the weekend and the usual bunch of nonsense including your phone calls and more entertainment news. It's going to be a fun fun. show tomorrow on. Come join us. Won't you but in order to do that. You gotta take care of yourself and that means if you possibly can stay fuck at home. Wash your hands real good. They could in the hood. Distance wouldn't hurt case sweet at six feet and remember life life. Life is life. Oh wow is lowered. Oh god bought nude. Oh i talk to you tomorrow until tomorrow love. You mean it by.

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My First Time with Guests Monique Jones and Niko Boles

"Straw hut. Media. From straw hut. Media. This is red gland. Bill on. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Brennan, unfilled word happy. Valentine's Day will help you brandy. What did you got me? I I got you this half drank diet coke. Well, we do have two special house to very attractive, especially guess bender Valentine's Day with I heard once-over. Who are they we have Niko bows? And jones. Hey, I'm this over one. I have I have teachers for you that say, it's not fun to be sober. Oh, you got them to thinks this fun. It's not. I mean, it's just. He goes to migos. A bartender. Over far from silver. This is really getting out of. Okay. That's is it under our chair. This whole time. Oh, my God keys to a car. Oprah reference. Oh, right. Yeah. Okay. I've seen the YouTube ever admit that. But you never watched Oprah. I know well, just a little oh me clips, I guess what about Jerry Springer mortgage? Maury povich. Sally Jesse Raphael. Love her. Jenny jones. Joe Dr Phil what we're saying. He I can't I'm friends with this. I'm just going to say digress. Silence. I just feel like yeah. That's all right, anyway, Nico and Monique or host of end of the show is media called my first time. I know I just did it you just did it in the space time. Continuum your episode. Release a very different time later released joking. Good to talk about because it'll be on. Yeah. So I don't know four days Christos a long. You guys Spanish for Jesus Christ. Don't say that those two. Going to hell. All Spanish speakers. Just can't it's just wrong. And he just say the name, I get it. If you're if you're religious, I get it. It's using the Lord's name in vain is written in third book of Genesis, dammit. But I won't say God. And then not word because I think it's just wrong. So you're telling me you've never said exclaiming Jesus Christ. I have in the past I had children. And then I realized it's just not like I'll say fuck all day like I just went to the tennis match, and I've not heard my son's shit more in his life. But I'm going to tennis match. My son's doing tennis. They weren't playing. Oh, God do sport. So he's playing saying shit, the whole shit shit and his dad and myself, and the step mom, we're all they're going. Oh, that's our kid. Great. I'm gonna what he's supposed to say. Instead of Sheesh. It does make the whole noise as you Ma. They had the headphones, and they have the gaming gears. Fuck make you talking here. You. They get it. Do you guys had Valentine's do you? Do do. I do have a Valentine, unfortunately, I'm bartending tonight. Oh, where do you bartend tonight? I'm bartending at the sedan theater. Don't eighteen people have multiple bar. I bartend onto peers and bartend at what do you mean to peer to peers is that I like her here places different peers on the Santa Monica. Pier. Bartend on the Hermosa. Beach freelance bartender. I'm a hustler. All right. I mean, you could make you something right now. I am. I am a I would say, I'm more of a cocktail Logist. Okay. Cock right over my head. We've probably been called that. But yeah, for sure I'm only drink Ryan and sake. So I don't really need. Anything could mean wine. Rosaiah with one ice cube could do that a whispering angel one? I ring ages. -cremento of. North carolina. California. Your day. Oh now does. And you know, why? Because I started at MIT. Everyone copies me if you she's a white girl. Mine too. When I was drinking from Ross Matthews the Asia. Exactly. By the way, speaking of Rocinha. Do you watch big brother celebrity I've seen signs of it? I've seen it my my roommate used to watch it watch Laurien brandy. We didn't do would watch it. And then he also did the thing because online you can actually watch them when they're not which is a real creepy shit, and he would leave that on the TV. So they were just be doing born as shit on the couch. I be doing my nails putting makeup on our eve, but up on me everyone's like spot as you're sick. The boredom was real. But I was talking about it. Because the finale was last night and tamer who was the guest on my podcast podcast one. She won the whole thing. It's awesome. I think well because we got in a fight, right? Then I don't know if she got America's favorite player 'cause I got in a fight about pot with my suck buddy. Yes. I'm interested. This you brought this up when you were doing my first time. But but but they're they're just before Valentine's Day, you guys. I don't you don't supply, obviously, I don't know if either might used to. But now, I don't want those lines on my mouth 'cause that's what cigarette smoking and using a straw in bottles. Really even a Wiedeman because that has a wide. Yeah. No, my mom told me. If you don't wanna use those straws Monique, he'll get lions around your. Smoker. Smoker lines, smoker lines lines. Just shoot it right out of your or something. Well, they yes, you'll have to do that sooner than. It's just I mean, I I have done it. But like, it doesn't actually just get them. I mean, they don't go away. You know what? I mean. They're they're there. You can make them look softer. But they're they're drinking out of a bottle it same thing. So anyway to okay. So that's don't smoke pot. And there are other ways smoke pot in your system smoking. Yes. Put that on the packs of washing may cost us looking live pictures. Again. So yeah, I mean fuck the lungs. I'm all about the way. External beauty. Yeah. So you. I'm high right now. Joe smoke it or eat it. I eat, and I and I smoke it. I make I make my own sugars and syrups. I. Wow. What is to be love CD? It's not to be. CBD because it's not really doesn't have the teach. I gave it to my dogs. I put it in there watching. I don't know. I was thinking about giving it to my dog. I have really high stress anxiety dog. I noticed that's. Yes. Say they're shock collar. It's not really a shock collar. That makes them I knew the puck filters new. Phew. Hitting it. Things are different. I would change. We're talking about pot. And we're talking about you breaking up at two thirty in the morning. Yeah. Well with the fight started right at the end of big brother saw this finale. We I saw most of it to have to rewatch it. But yeah, no. He wanted to leave. I asked to see my the first season. So I bought it and you have to pay for it. Because I didn't I didn't record it when I was on issues big brother while ago. This is the first she's in shoes celebrity big, brother. They started last year which I did that one. And this is the second one. So he wanted to see mine, and I didn't have it recorded. So I bought it for like a lot nine dollars or something stupid. And then he decides he needs to leave because the pot place closes at midnight and watch it some other time I said, I just bought this for you. Because I don't wanna see it. I didn't. I don't watch anything back. I'm like, and you're gonna leave because you need pot. So he's only have one joint left. He he's so had had a joy. View. Get enough. Constantly. All the time every four hours. Okay. So that's that's that's a problem know before that. I'd ask them if you had to between me and pot who would you pick? What would you pay exactly? And he couldn't answer. And I'm like, I I knew it, right? And be pot because he just loves it. So we just got fight about that. And I told them that it's not cool, and I'm done, and I think that's that's wild. This was like I mean, this was a kind of enjoyable relationship. But not a real serious, comma, fuck, buddy. Yes. Yeah. So is there about him hard to lose a good? Fuck buddy. Go away there you just fuck a little less. I'll cough. Unlike where we are. Good point. Yeah. So that so no Valentine's for me. Good. I am single. That's a brand if you know anyone are alleged not a lesbian. I like. I like, I like men you. You can't. No, that's true. Just in general. You're not looking at me thinking, you can't tell like she plays softball. Yeah. No. I'm gonna. No, you're putting come blasted. Oh, my sobriety. Love sober people because I can drink. They'll drive. Yeah. And that's why is only reason that's the. Over you. Them shit for being friends with me ever knows. I love to drink. So how can you be friends with her? I don't care do you. I mean, if someone's newly sober I won't drink around them because you're. Yeah. But my friends are like eight years and thirteen years. I'm my girl, you're driving. I'm getting wasted. Perfect. Still friends with them some people drop off. We've been friends forever. Like not. Yeah. Exactly. Well, some people getting very different lives. Like, I have a friend who once you went sober like I've seen maybe once a year. Yeah. Hall. You wanna see me at the bar might not come to the bar and say, hi, I'll make you surely temple. Nice to go to the bar. But I'm not hanging his late as I used to. And. Oh, yeah. I remember Jesus did you guys date or have sex? No, we'd never had sex now or deja sex with my friend all that. I have. Get about having sex with him. I mean, he was very she wasn't silver at the time was oh, that's why. So do you. Remember this? No, I do. I do. I just like, you know, when you think about like if I had sex with lately and like it wasn't lately. But it's anyway, just one I forget that. I don't meet him. So sorry. Make a list. I tried one day. I was like. Heard of like, we have to carpal tunnel. Yeah. Tax inventory when you get sober, and it's part of your life fourth step yen. So you write down all about sex. But I'm not I didn't. I mean. I didn't have that many. And there are so my don't remember just because those black down just making John Doe time. Around here. Blue is Santa Monica. I mean, listen will well has only been with three people, and it was like, absolutely. Correct. You there? But I also. To definitely do. You know, how many will of course, he knows? He's really. Yeah. I mean, you have to. I can work backwards for a while though. Can't get number. Really? So you're like a man whore. No, look. You're very attractive huge crush on you, and we I I don't have a crush on you. But I do think that you will both don't get me. Don't meet mad at me. But I know what I told you what I gave you for Christmas. I think last year he needs it. But plug, but I use them Chris strips. Because I like your teeth or Christmas gift from her last year. Brandy. Ryan, I guess looking Chris win. Zik cream. Cream? Just right. She really needed them. One. I have raised amount Mike with new younger expensive as hell CVS is making their own brand of them now. So your work you're fine to. Hop in the new tees thing this news room. Right. Absolutely. They don't Dame. It's not a teeth person. Yeah. I've only had my teeth whitened once and it was a just a. I don't either. The big black site heath just. Nego hates me now. And he's hiding his mouth in front of this. Filtered with the guests come on and find a way to just systematically hair. Everybody down. Sober. Very grumpy on. I just don't like. Day just broke up with someone. So taking it out on all of you. Let's dance with me tonight. They can't class, but I'm doing what kind of dance hip hop. She's like she's like, I'm pretending. She doesn't exist. I've already been through it. So I know what you know. I know. You know, when you feel like you've been bullied in middle school back, and yeah, just like I'm just trying to it back. Shade. It. I think I have toothpicks floss my car. I get my children like I also very session with things important, very. Israel once had to bring four of my friends together to talk to them about the plaque build up on their bottom teeth. Your intervention. Really there. Around. These people are my friends on needed to tell them. Do. You have a good dentist. Yes. Is super expensive though. Yeah. All into expense used car salesman. Asian wrong. No insurance. I just cancelled mine because he doesn't care. Yeah. Take my insurance, and he never charges me for anything. Really? Okay. So I go in for cleanings, and they tell me everything strike, maybe we should give them shut out. Now who's status? Listen, let me give me a second. After the sag building on Wilshire, Dr. Yeah. Gosh, darn it. Then we'll figure it out. Now such a stereotype how would you now? Well, you can get is it an Englishman is the area English last name slipped that shit up. Well, look it up. Now, ferguson. But does he is he Ford without insurance because I think if you have decent teeth why pay for dental insurance, it's at my work. I mean, it's included too. Sag? If have it doesn't they just there's the good Dennis don't cover any good. Dennis. Dennis Dennis uncover anyway. Yeah. It's so it's so dumb. Yeah. But sorry. Bring everyone else down today because I'm hey. So. We're gonna shut him up. Dr Anthony j Milanez Italian. I said I was the second one. I said. Melanie's? No, it a little different. Spell that. He could be a talion. Yeah. He has an olive toned skin. That's that sounds an accident. No. He doesn't feel like every time. I got like a Sinatra playing. That's the most. Very pleasant. There's a guide back tossing dough in the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It really weird dentist to four white people. Guessing making stuff. I'll go down to ship on this. So that's fine. I'll take it. I mean, I could be true. I am hungry. Hey, Monique Nico. Have you ever been propositioned by talent manager? Sexually isn't it? All the same thing. I want to talk about it. But Jeff wants to talk about it. And I like this is the point where I just started like sweating. And then he goes finally goes, look what it make any difference. If you knew pitching and not catching. Wow. Was he talking about shows this week of my first time our podcast about people's? I is about Jeff getting proposition by talent manager. Nearly new he wasn't going to catch him in the freezer. I'll I'll tell you that much. Wait to Lagos the produce section. They make sure to subscribe on straw up media, apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And if you like it, leave a rating view. I want to. So they're show is called my first time. Yeah. Yes. It is. I want to see both of you guys just to tease the audience. So they go check out the show because we got some really really funny stories. I'll show good. You guys have some like quick concise. First times that you could give us that. We've done on the show that I love yourself. Just to kind of give people like a little tense. Hers angel. I I I'm DUI. I was the second one. God I had no judgment and anal or ended you. Yeah. Yeah. Only one eight early one DUI many for the first. For the second. Great so much in common. Larry have really good team. Thanks. She's he's sideswiping girl. Someone on my side, come on underside. All right. Let's go. Nikko? Would you feel like you have a I have? I I handle it was messy. With a woman. Yes. What I'm okay analysts is definitely messy. Yeah. Boy, you put it in are not prepared stuff coming. You did it when she wasn't prepare. She didn't know she wasn't prepared. She's just like, you know, slighted on in there. And the next thing, you know, there's first of all back on in easily. That's. Rim protection. Of course. Okay. Great. Good. Good. Good. She was just lie girl. Girlfriend. It wasn't just a real. It was that was singing shoes shoes another place a special occasion, kind of like every it was especially the hotel. It was last night. It was Idaho. And. Makes it sound sarcastic. But I feel like we I got this. This horny goat weed in in the bathroom at a more. You know, you put the quarter in you twist it, and and it comes into horny goat weed tried that did you find that had any effect? I don't know 'cause I was also drawn and I had a couple of accidents. Oh. Remember and your penis was working in. I mean. Yeah, you get the magic stick. It was. Takes the whiskey allergic. I throw up. Well, God it is. So good really like all my friends when they started their addicted like well. Yeah. And then it's off. Yeah. And they can't make can't get that. It's dumped a bunch of Percocet down the drain. Down the dream killing. All these. No, they'll have a good time. They will. Right. Gonna drink at that. We're saving. Looking out about how great this fissure going now? Right turtle. You all of these things happened. And then you're in a hotel room. And then you decide to to slip it in the back to try, and then just sorta all gets out, and then you look down and just run into the shower to call for new seats. No, no, at least you didn't have delays like put towels down. What is just I don't know. What we did. I did not that was not that did not get ready and change slept. Today. Did you ever have a messy situation? No, she says she's gonna say. Tuck and show. I'm very I don't even do number two. So that would never that's true. That's true. She doesn't move girls to of course now. But now I've got a ton. Yeah. I've had a ton a ton of great I times. Okay. You know? Middle. Bama. That's a good one. Did he come into your bar or did you go? It was I met him at Tom Hanks's house antsy. Oh. Something are you are you friends with Tom Hanks Lewis's thirty it was his thirtieth year re with Rita, so they had their house renewed. Because of Greek Orthodox. I was bartending. Nasty. Colin attractive bartenders. Like a thing. Say don't want other people drink socially, that's probably very attracted. Besides my hideous. I've already I threw it and come up on the other side. So you'll be. I'm saying because you're so attractive, you could make more tips. Well, you have my state. They're have English blood. I'm fully English fifty nine percent English. My aunt my ancestry results back. Oh, you what are you? I'm like polish twenty nine percent English Wales. Blah, blah, blah. I see that thirty five percent Russian easterners. Eastern Scottish in Italian. Odom. That's right. I read about them. What about over? Get her Obama drinks. Him cdc? He saying he drinks vodka on the rocks of the twists. Oh, we had Kelly. Okay. He was fine with kettle, but I saw him and Michelle Michelle singing duets for live band karaoke stopping and then him Michelle Tom Hanks, Bruce Springsteen, Tom Hanks wife saying a big big jam for the final song. I mean, seriously come on. I'm not going to disrespect it just you would never do that. We go audio over Oprah's uneven go up, by the way. Hey, it's. You know, my friend, Bobby deniro namedrop. It was surreal. I've had dinner with by restore on. She's like never say my name. Right. Never speak. My name. The funny. The funniest thing was I was bartending with another guy. And I had just recently lost my other bartending job forgetting to drunk, and as the bartender bartender and this other kid you learned her lesson learned my lesson. They're exactly with is called triple VIP's VIP's and VIP yuppies. So this other kids starts getting blacked out behind the bar and bartending with him. And there's all these like Judd appetite is up, and then he stumbles and knocks vase on Judd appetito shoulder spill swatter over and then like stumbles back up, and he's like, hey, man watch where you're going. Happens out, you know. That you would think you'd be cool. He was just like really shocked like what kind of walked away with man like that have been cool to talk to him. And he was just being drug listening. Conan O'Brien we came up, and he was being drunk. Is this this? This is the Tom hang Tom Hanks knows everyone in Hollywood. It was it was a lot of them. I know assigned to share. Which one the or calling right? Going from his first marriage because he also has a couple of super young young one with a lot of tattoos with Rita Collins different colors from somebody because he's having Tommy was married to no idea. Somebody else somebody else somebody else y'all Google that anyway. But yeah, you Conan O'Brien who who was not friendly. That's even more interest in that environment. You'd think everyone. Thanks. Now, the only person who I guess Kimmel was a little awkward, but that was it. He wasn't mean. Right. Like, his eyebrows outta. Yeah. Yeah. They're very girly. Is eyebrows him. Oh, yeah. Check them out. Okay. Kim. Is the best. Her better than mine. It makes me feel that it is awkward. We probably get some threaded. I mean, something maybe he had. Good good. Yeah. Yeah. For girl. Right. But otherwise, I think he's great. I've never met him. So he so let an interesting, and I've got a lot of I've got a lot of weird first time I've lived I've lived a full life. Then thank God podcast. Do our show verse one just do one. I have a lot of first time. Yeah. Tells about one of yours. Do we have follow up that? Right. This you can't Conan everyone. Faye? Have fake. She's whatever. Yeah. Just told started totally undermine you just want to just know he was driving over here today. Mike. Mike. Really? Mama story. I the Grand Canyon rent around in one day. You hide it. I hate the Grand Canyon rim to remain one day just bragging crazy. I'm afraid. Rim to rim. That's a that's a. That's what it's worth rim to south round full on kit. Or I mean, there's caves belong to lunging cave diving cave because it's a cave. If you go down, right anion, k it's a Kanye, and it's not a cave was. I didn't long. Did you squirrel suited? No. I use my flipping. I should like to Nico. Bella shit. I wanna hear modique story unnecessarily amount of flex. I. She hiked diet coup. Fucking day. Coffee, coffee me. That's true. But I will give you a diet coke. Thank you later. When she gives me that shirt, very, I'm gonna give you the shirts. Okay. All right. Hiked it went down across and up by. No meeting. I was meditating. Thing it was like twenty seven and a half miles to about twelve thirteen hours. I can't remember it was it was a while ago. Garlic trae land that is running a hundred thirty six miles. Her husband told me her husband. I mean, it's amazing what we're capable so crated technically, you did something tremendously difficult and Nico just step one hundred bar. Right. Very key SABA famous fucking do anything. I had I had to stop and drink from from. Drunk. He was like in nineteen year old. Bart. Look like he was thirteen years old flock book. Event let streak in single. Gay, and he was having sex with one of the catering like main guy, it's like a big appetite. Our right. You know, I. You know, I had this underbelly under undercurrent. Wow. Hot caterers hockey. Yeah. There's like only a lotta heart dot a lot of high. They want. They want to see attractive people serving them food and drinks, they pretty unlike better about themselves like be attractive, but you're my bitch tonight. I feel like that's like ugly people do. Hotter. People to make themselves feel better bartender, but you're really hot. I'm better than you. Yeah. Exactly. I think kind of own that, exactly. It's not right. Pretty person like organization like writes. Hire own good-looking unions, only, ugly. Why are you taking out? We can't help it that we're pretty. Threaded? We are discriminative is that word, Tori within the. You say discriminates is not a real word, but you can use it on the discriminative word. It's definitely it's not somebody look it up. I don't believe it is. But we have we have only there were a device. Vantage of now, we're just here using him to do things for us because he's attractive, right? Yeah. That's exactly is high Ryan bitch work because he's attractive discriminative. Nestle. Tive? Is that a word? It's not. It's not okay. Discriminatory. Yes. That's right. That's fine. We get a point this time around. Yeah. One zero. All these giant words to try to like act smart news. I'm not gonna know. Right. Bubbling scrabble look. We ring to the podcast. He's like I'm gonna use hyper Burghley. Her common word, but I'm blonde. I went to. I bet did you watch a lot of Frazier. My friends. Big words. Discriminate discriminative. Able to recognize or make distinctions. Oh, thank you talk. You ac- were those. Thank you. Urban dictionary. This is real. Screen of points. That will get you. Yeah. I will say that discriminatory are basically the same thing. But it doesn't matter right. To say, I'm gonna say tomato tomato tomato. Let's call. The one thing was. Word. They're sticking their fan. Thank you, three points. Tomato tomato paid overtime. Each other after that. That would be my first time that would be my first. I. First time. We'll one of my first time. The first time that I ever tried edibles. I was camping. Okay. And I had never I made it all the way through college. And it never smoked or any any kind of weed at all and the first thing after after college couple years after college, and I'm camping with some friends, and there's like a cookie, and I was married at the time and me and my wife had never China. We're like fucking. Let's just like give it a go. Right. So my friend was each start with a quarter of the cookie and then assess and how you feel like and it was pretty decently size. You know, kind of like one of those like Lenny and Larry cookies is very short and getting the point right now. You listening to him talk about Obama. I get the fun part. So then an hour later. My my wife at the time was like, I'm just feeling tired. I'm going to go to sleep. And I was like, I'm not feeling shit and my friends like just finish it. And I was like cool. So I did. And then as and maybe an hour later, I'm still kind of normal even and this still. Really long time for you. For me, ever, even other drugs. So I I go into tent to go to sleep and all of a sudden it feels like every single sound that's distant fucking right up next to my head I managed to fall asleep. Eventually, and then my ex wakes me up, and she says I have to p fuck she's like, I don't wanna go out there alone. So stand up, and it feels like, you know, like Pacific rim where they're like pirates of pilots of giant robots. I never saw like in my head. My consciousness was like a pilot, and my body was a giant robot body and couldn't control it and make it do what I wanted to do. So I kept falling down, and I hit a rock and like my knee got caught. And so by trying to walk with her. So she can p is a she finds a place in squatting as well. I'm going to be too since I'm here. And I tried to be into the stream and heat heat all over myself, just all over my hands. Great. It just went everywhere. I don't even I don't even know if she was aware. Pino liver myself. I. Yeah. Sheets that was when our I don't think that counts it feel like it counts. I mean, really mad at me when I peed on her in the show. Why did you did you say that? I did interesting thing to do peed on someone just to say that you just water coming. Arm. And then there's just a urine stream has doesn't make it as interesting. It was fun. Was your son? Did you ask to get? Oh, you did you ask to get paid on? Like, I never felt like more warm water. Another strain was actually really fun. Have you done it since then? No. But somebody asked me to pay on them. And I don't p I can't don't here. Like, I have what's called like you can't performance performance. Just could not. Sexual. Yeah. But he found someone. I'm sure you can always hit on by accident. How got like a sort of like a like an orgasm thing. When a lot of. A lot of fluid released have had that. Yeah, escorting. Yeah. Good was peeing. I dunno female jacket female. There's a lot of liquid though there. Oh, yeah. You can you can get off. You can come without there being like a ton of liquid when you're squirting. I've only scored a few times. But like, it's Stephanie you didn't Lino. It was just something that you're like, I control is exciting. Especially when the guy they like, oh, of course. Job when you're not expecting it though. You just hit in the face. I don't know if it went on I'm telling you. That's what happened to me say you were down there at your face. Good. Yes. She could have done that that this time. Trick. Site. It's decent bragging rights. It is. I would say, that's that's big. Such a great job. That was like my standing ovation. Yeah. Just in case the kids there don't need to hear this. Yeah. Immense amounts for special newness perspective. Yeah, we can be sex positive in a nice way. Positive unless you're unless you're Bill. Cosby? That's right. Wow. We we're going to wrap it up now as a can of worms granny's over ask for it. Goodness. Wow. Might just take this out. Fly horrible. Angry today. I don't blame you. Well, this has been really fun Valentine's Day bringing for sharing. Stay with us. Really? Maybe you just for your clump together, you gotta contents. Does this does this show come out? Tomorrow. Can I tell people to come to my show? Yes, you can plug whatever you guys. Plug. Next weekend. Avid show. I'm action comedians shows. Well, if you would ask talk about my keys. Let's say you're right. I have a show north Hollywood at Avery Schreiber theatre next weekend Friday Saturday and Sunday that's three shows bus stop. Oh. Oh, yeah. They pulled me a producer pulled me and put me in the show for closing weekend. The other lead is sugar, hyper who was on to survivors. So, you know, I'm sure yes. It's a it's a female not survive on survivor. Me neither. So yeah. If if anybody wants every Schreiber theatre next weekend. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Mony Jones. I'm at the comedy store, February twenty seventh in the belly room grew d cups of comedy. And then March fifteenth in the original room dis nuts. I'll be Dr diamonds office. He's going to be looking at my skin. Good follow me. I'm only Jones eleven and Graham. Oh, my name's Nico bowls. You got some socials on their asked Nico bowls. Yeah. I wonder what that last name be. Oh. What would we end my first time podcast from media? Yeah. She's got a great story. We're going to your story is talking about the first time you went you, flew. But there was some there was some substances involved. We'll just say that. Well, I guess it's been really great having them here. So you know, what that means? It's it's it's a wrap. Did someone say rap headed? Have you go the fuck away? This is so Tom, but Labus will ready your money stays cool. Why? So talented. Thanks for listening to brandy Glanville, unfiltered, download new episodes every week. And if you haven't already subscribe and be sure to leave us a rating and review and while you're at it. 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Don't forget to follow us on Instagram and twitter at starbucks audio enjoyed the show and remember stay. Stay healthy and keep laughing. Hi this is Gilbert Godfrey and Gilbert Godfrey Amazing Colossal podcasts with my co host Frank Santo jury our guest. This week is a town that actor isg of both the big and small screen as well as and a orrick awareness advocate and the founder of the John Ritter Foundation for a order. You know her work from popular. Tv shows such as Dallas Magnum. Pi Designing Women. Get on life judge. Shoot Me Hot. In Cleveland Clones. Modern family pretty little liars and Show that I did do episode. Sweep hurt wing. And which she started. It's the uptight high-strung Casey Davenport. She's also done memorable work. In feature film pretty woman the Mass Home for the holidays robinhood Madden Robin Hood. Men Tight Dracula dead. I shut the fuck up dragged men Tie Rob Robin Hood. Men IN TIGHTS DRACULA. Dead and loving it. And perhaps her proudest moment. Sharing the big screen with her favorite and detainee derm problem child and problem child two four decade career that big one and career. She began laying sheet which again by playing a Russian spy with an accent. She swiped from Abboud Winco cartoon she's worked with Mel Brooks gear. Jim Carrey Julia Robert jodie foster an Robert downey junior ashwell. It's amazing colossal podcast guests were Lewis Carroll leaper Steven Weber Tim. Matheson Jason Alexander and Dick Van Dyke please welcome to the show up funny firts perform and now woman who Mel Brooks once described as Deborah Kerr with little Jewish old man inside asked me Gilbert how many times we worked together. Oh yes ready okay. Well so aiming. How many times have we worked together for? I think she's a child. One problem child to wings twice wings twice. Yes but I would just like to say you never right. You never call. Yes and now he's calling. I'm sure you were Lewis Right. You were the easy sleazy Stereo salesman pronounced use your and my I was while it was supposed to be my uncle the late Great Bill Hickey. Right as a matter of fact I watched the episodes last night amy. Your character is sitting at the What is that the coffee bar? I don't know what it was lunch. Counter Counter Counter Gilbert. You come over and make a pass at her and she says. Let me see how to put this exactly? Yes I stick my finger down my throat. We are assuming that Casey had a gag reflex bill intact but never I never developed her her back story so I think I was making it. You're in the Christmas episode to Gilbert. Were the you're on the house in the. Yeah the the the all the wallets go missing. You don't remember guilty. I do. I do remember the Christmas was good. Wasn't that strong that Christmas episode. I don't know I thought it was a Dinger out agreement. I didn't remember it till the thirtieth anniversary of wings by the way what. Shut your fucking face thing. That's not a good sign. I remember align from wings that I don't know if I did with you or wave and bring it up. You're going to feel snow. It's not tell me to go fuck myself. That's or with the other. What was her name? The boss era forty. No the blonde are still Bernard but I remember. There was one where one of you says to me. You are the most loathsome disgusting person I shore and I go. Oh so you've been checking me out. That was improvised out. I didn't know they were rolling. I was just trying to tell you something. She says. Head to toe you the most repulsive man I ever met Ashish. Yeah for some reason Ami your your debut episode called twisted sister is not on Hulu. It's missing from the wings run. Yeah we need to investigate this. That's very weird. Let's call. Would we call Steve Levitan? We'll call Steve. Levitan will call somebody. We'll call Weber now. Don't don't get it started. Don't poke that bear. Tell us about working with him because we had him on the show we love. Yes Stephen Crazy about him. A hundred percent crazy about him and I got a really good job. One time. All Yes in Dracula Lasts Mel Brooks Mel as I call him has had somebody else in mind for the part. And I said have you met Steven Weber and then day fell in love Stephen Mel and then he was he was in Dracula. Dead and loving it or as somebody just wrote to me literally literally on facebook. Yeah I'm on there okay. What are there was a lady that wrote to me? A girl and her name was her name is amy has BEC. I'm going to say the last name because I wanted to check her out but with a with a nice Colombian last name and but her first name. Is Amy Yeahs back so I wrote her and I said hi. Nice to meet you A. Is this a family name because there are aspects all over? Its Lebanese last. Name got around so she said she wrote back in it. Google translates is like no my father named me in your honor. He saw you in a movie. Called Happy Dracula Dracula is almost. Don't want to say it out loud because I could've used as my password for everything so the aspects sometimes spelled with an essence sometimes spelled with a Z. Like our friend craven. Yes you're correct. You're David's cousin. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. I'm going to say yes on that because okay. Lebanon is small and I know what town his family is from. Our family we aspects are from a town in northern Lebanon in the mountains called tours and my cousins like my dad's brothers and sisters spelled it Y. A. B. C. K. And still do. It's like however like when you came to Ellis Island you said yes back in. They went on and wrote it down as if you sneezed and they were trying to like at chew up on as it but it's all the same. We all have the same. Why don't you can say he definitely is a relative now? You use your story. He thinks he's related to you. Amy Okay. Here's the deal. David Yazbek. Why as E. B. E. K? Yup definitely some kind of cousin. All the aspects are related. And we're all. I'm also a musical genius. Just by having tasted thinking David. Yazbek is the show as a musical genius and not a musical genius but he is and we of course starting and both problem child us now. Yes yes and you Mrs Healy and the first one and then you were some unknown woman. Who John Ritter? She's the yeah I was. I was that my last name young. So My yes I was nurse Anne. Yuck Oh yes and it was fantastic to play both roles. Because I'm a master of I played a nurse and the other one and I still have those little glasses that I wore and I just made them into reading glasses. I don't throw away a thing. You saved all that stuff terrible. You guys met at the table. Read at at Dentist this House Students House. I could tell you but I guess so. Yes no not Gilbert Gilbert. You weren't there all. I ten eyebrows. You know he was talking about John. John Yes we did John. I'm sorry it was a table read but it was more like we were sitting on a bunch a couches around the thing. What I remember is when we will making that. Well I remember the last day on that movie on the first one on the first one guy I would already wrapped for all my scenes and I was about to hit home the next day and I said to John Okay. It's my last day. It's been fun work with you Blah Blah. And and. He says with like a depressed look on his face he says like all well you know the way it is. Yeah you do these say off and then I hope for the best and I think he. He was waiting for problem child to be a disaster. Of course yes. I think we all were well. It was it was. It was like a cartoon. It was really a huge played real commodity Gilbert. It's you it's version screening. John was the most realistic. And you know method of all of us. That's trouble usually when John and even Jack Jack Morton was like everybody had a southern accent and Jack Warden He Jack Warden. Olso did some scenes with a notice that the others like a New York accent was he was like Foghorn Leghorn for some of it. Why why why ought Australia band I wa Wa and some of it is like hey so anyway good to him fucking who cares? He was great. I see the button that says Big Ben for mayor so much stuff Jack Warden totally scoring so listen so so chilly so on the second one we were shooting down at remember. The Oh God Gilbert remember the pizza fine yes yes and a and the stuff they used on the pizza to make it practical the practical effects. I don't take the stuff to make. It look like stream Mozzarella was more like on a throw up. Oh God I really just. It was more like snot member. Yes it's like a weird. He was like that slime drop on people at whatever the MTV awards that was not lying words. I think that was nickelodeon. Make alone they would drown. It matters swine to get off the subject and so that is my least. There's my least favorite scene and I'll tell you. Why do you WanNa know why why they had me because do you remember? Oh my God I could go so they went primary colors. I don't know if you know all this. John always wear blue. This always were red nurse. Anne always wore white and they had me like a decorator designer thing. I don't know I'm not that good at the girl stuff. So but they had me in like a white sweater and like stretch pants or something and I've never had a but I I haven't even I didn't even have to work off small very subtle but but in that seniors in that scene of US throwing pizza. There's a shot of me. I've never who gives a fuck? I'm old now. I'm happy to have any but at any time at all. Now it's like behind my knees. I don't know what that is. It could be. It could be have back of me. Goitres that could be my but that fell anyway and I'm throwing and I'm throwing the pizza and there's a shot and maybe just to get some loft on the pizza because I was trying to throw it at you and your date in the booth. I kinda squeeze my cheeks together and it is the most unflattering and I was twenty eight seven whatever years old. I should've I know that's not. We're talking about but anyway so during those times when we're shooting not Disney. Mgm WHAT DO WE CALL IT? Universal yes member okay and there were trailers and Jack Warden would always sit on the steps of his trailer smoking a cigar and John said you got a great trailer. Why don't you go in here? And apparently in World War Two he he spent World War. Two in a submarine and was extremely phobic after that so he could not go in there and even have the door I remember one time he was in there and the even the screen door on it blew shut and he came out like no very scary but I loved him. He was terrific and such a talented actor. He and John would do many many things. That the thing where it's like. Wow I remember when this was all orange groves as far as the I could see like acting like they were like really old when I grew up here and also used to do things about what you say to people when you see them in a play and it sucks and you've been involved. What do you say when you when you go back so they had a certain kind of comic shorthand together? The two of them would come up with things to say my after a take and and like Jack Walk Up to John. After particularly terrible take. We're just a fuck with him and go. Wow you should have been where I was in other words. You should not be in front of the camera. You should have been in this chair. You shouldn't be there in like nice to see you back on the boards kid and then roll your eyes and slap him on the back so now this could be bullshit too but I heard that the Dugan Dennis Dugan the director was was enjoying your improvisation so he shot a lot of film. Do you know that we haven't had them yet? No but you see. He's supposedly shot something like eighteen thousand feet of film a day in the studio was on his ass because he kept trying to capture something special from you. I yeah that sounds like Gilbert sucks so they kept rolling cop he was nominated for the Golden Raspberry. That's that's how they they shot. They shot that much video of the little twin girls on full house to like one word at a time. And you're psyched getting back to the pizza fight. Not only was there the green slime. It wasn't green. It wasn't green. It was clear. It was phlegm. Yes yeah it was not it was it was it was like Flim and then a little bit of the pizza sauce show total goo and and and the crust was made out of rubber. A heavy rubber. That's the one they flung it. You Got Smack Nag. Unbelievable AK your brain would be bringing you know. It's surprising things that look hilarious like that. I did a movie. That was not mentioned. Just now called the nutty nut also known as the nut house. We're going to bring it up. Oh yes you work. You worked with an actor that Franken. I have discussed many times. Oh yes on this show. Traci LORDS NOT TRACY LAWRENCE although she was in it Emil Sitka. Who's a meal sicker amyloid Sitka to all three stooges fans are so? Yeah this is like Oh my God oh my God. That's like the only person. I talked to after a while. 'cause there was a lot of weird stuff going on but yeah. Adam Rifkin ended up directing it. Somebody else sell off of it. I forget but they wanted to get the world's record for the largest pie fight food fight pie fight okay. So I've been a toothless fights. I only got on problem child. I got being a couple times with the rubber and the Snot Robert was paying all. Let's not just edit that where I just say I got with rubber and Snot out your about your personal life. Never enough for that Ben Stiller in that movie to on credited remember but wait so there was a giant pie fight rate and so there's there are throwing pies. We had this whole thing set up and what people don't what people don't realize about PA. I fights what this means is that so and then somebody might have been meal. I can't remember was supposed to shove a pie in my face and what you do at a Pie. Fight is the tin. There's the Pie. And then there's the whip cream or the meringue whatever and you're supposed to throw it but you keep your hand on it and you stop and then the pie goes on the person's face he went like fucking karate style like through my face like he was he was aiming like behind my head and not only did pie and everything. What my nose but it kind of like when elected a little and I thought it was broken. And that's the end of my story. Yeah I it is low. It is go ahead. Yeah I felt like I was in a in a price fight. Eight in that is crazy. Yeah because boy with that it was there were so many takes and then the thing is I believe we broke for a break not lunch or something and we all had to go with like just crusty fuck it. I'm wearing a lot of crusty like close with all the Goo it. It just felt it felt very like Kalibbala like looking. Let's all drink now. Let's get back injury and debate crust. It's so funny. The way you described problem child was exactly the way I describe it. Let me in that. I also have said to people that Abe for character. There was like a living cartoon character hundred percent and the center of it is John who just seems like a nice guy yes it was so I know and maybe that was a like people dug it but I also think the Gobert telling you this is true. Or if I'm making this up or just just telling me it's true because I'm too old to learn new things. Okay so I feel like the movie was released in June or something and it was so weird and it made like all this money. The first weekend in what was a lot in those like twenty six thousand million dot million? I don't know what money is so anyway made a lot a lot of money and they did this crazy thing where they re released in theaters in September. I know because I went on the tonight show with Johnny Carson to promote it. Oh my God that was so good so much fun but and I think the reason they did that was over the summer remember. This is before everything was everybody in. There was nothing why this all this was orange groves as fast so when kids got back in school inside the like Hey. Did you see that movie now? All I wanted to see it with you. They re released it in September and it did great again because kids wanted to see it with each other and made money again and what I remember. Not only did all of us think it would be a bomb. Adult got yeah eight. It was like one of the people at Universal wanted. The exact same was his name. I forget his name but he said I said we're just going to release this and we're GONNA WE'RE GONNA treat it like a wounded soldier on the battlefield. We're going to run and save our own as said that yes. We need to do to confirm all these wonderful things. Yeah he was so much fun he was great. Those are the days Yeah guilty you feel you earned that Golden Raspberry nomination. Was It from that movie? Did I get? I've done so many things worse. Worst supporting actor I I watched. I watched it again this weekend. I thought you were pretty damn smooth. Yeah actually I thought you. I thought you were quite natural. Yes natural for Gilbert. I love it. Larry Larry Scott say they were going to up the ante for the second one and write a John Waters movie for kids which I also love the. Yeah I like the giant. Do you remember when the little what was his name? The Dog Stiffy Puffy. The little dog and the name was he gets. He gets sick from eating dog food and then he takes a giant. Oh Yes yes I love that part and as it all I remember just the way like you played a different character in the second one. Yeah I they said to me. They were originally wanted to write that ranged ice cream salesman. Yeah problem child to fight. They'd have all the same cast with Ole totally different care. You weren't so you don't worry peabody at that point but he what came back as peabody but as an ice cream man. You wouldn't have been. I wouldn't have been peabody. I see hut came back. Three Body somehow is in adoption agency. Worker yeah I got a job as principal who makes a Lotta sense amy. Tell tell us about your first impressions of John. Who you met at the at the table. Read but you had seen him before. If I have this right you had you had seen him around L. A. I let's see I think there's that story about seeing him? It was at a pet store. Yeah at Westside pavilion. There was a pet store and they had puppies. I'm sure it was a straight up puppy mill. But what did we know in those days And I remember seeing John in their from afar with with one of his kids and they were looking at a Sharpei and John was doing filthy things with the folds of the Shar. Pei's skin tone which I heard. Also he had done when he did the miss piggy special because her ear looked like a Volva. Poke his finger in Miss piggies year because it looked dirty. God bless and you said to me on the phone at my shoes sent to me on the phone. You have a bunch of photos of photos. Yeah and what were we doing in the photos pretending like we were groping each other by having our hands in Fr- we were doing some special effects that later got some really interesting people like Al Franken in a lot of trouble but none of us were asleep. A matter of fact. I may have been the ringleader on that because that is a famous famous. That is an interesting thing that famous that I used to do. I believe in one picture if I can find this one and I I will and maybe you have a hand over hovering were John's sack and then I'd maybe has a hand but I'm saying hovering like you know in the foreground but it just looks like it looks like we're all just doing things to each other but then. I realized almost all the pictures that I have some kind of hijinks. Were up consensual. Hijinks yeah I remember the I think at home. I have one photo may basically holding John Steak. But he's got his shot or standing or standing like hind with your hands around the front like I said. Oh everything all funding until somebody gets kicked out of the Senate and getting back to shedding back. You didn't hear Game Sec. Getting back Tamil Zig. That's the name of your book lacked. Get sick the life story of Gilbert Godfrey getting back. Then we'll do it he he was. I one point Mo after Larry had a stroke Mo- wanted Emerald Sitka to be one of the stooges really like the fourth stooge. Yeah 'cause I currently in Shambo yes curly dead. Simple Him Joe. Basil left brand so he ate already. Had you know Tarita and He was GONNA get Emerald Sitka and to all of you. Three stooges fans probably already know this the preacher at a wedding. I don't know who's getting married in one of the three stooges shorts and his classic movie line is I. You may kiss the bride. You Two love birds. I love that that should be every every priests should say that the bride you to love very sat out of three hundred plus guests. I don't think we've ever had anybody who worked with with with Sitka. Except for amy. Let's see if we can find a picture of together. Shall we saved everything you might you? Do you have a picture where you're grabbing multitude ball? No but you know what I can recreate. What Photoshop is by Absolute Fred? I have lived. I think I don't know anything computers except for how to make myself look good. Get Out of trouble. And also you know implicate people in sex crimes that alright girls we will return to Gilbert Godfrey JR amazing colossal podcast after S. Hey I'm andy if you don't know me it's probably because I'm not famous but I did start a men's grooming company called Harry's the idea for Harry's came out of a frustrating experience I had buying razor blades. Most brands were overpriced over designed and out of touch. At Harry's our approach is simple. Here's our secret. We make sharp durable blades and sell them at honest prices for as low as two dollars. 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Hot at I'm going to say she's seventy and she has but she was a model in Cincinnati which is a thing. Don't don't even worry about it. And she somehow the I think goes like this tog refer that she was working with his next thing he was going to be photographing the box for the easy bake oven because Kenner toys. Which was that at that time now. Bought go. Hasbro was in Cincinnati. Where I'm from so she showed she showed in my school picture which I'd cut my own bags. And he thought that was durable many ways I got the I got the GIG and I went six years old. She came to get me out of class at my Catholic School Summit Country Day School. I think she probably said I had a doctor's appointment. If if the nuns had known I was going to do something show-bizzy. They might have grabbed me by the here and said. Don't go down that path and yet I got away and so then yeah I did a photo shoot and got to like be behind. The scenes with easy bake oven in the other. Room is a full-on chefs making things. So you know all eggs and for for those people out there too young to remember the easy bake oven. It was a little plastic oven the size of a breadbox and it had a lightbulb. Who One hundred watt could but some of it so what most people did and what I did is 'cause I look at. I can't Cook Right now. I have no idea what I'm doing and I'm the person that eats the cookie batter and that equals two cookies. I'm fine but so people would get the little packages they'd be like little envelopes. And you're supposed to mix it up and kids would just go. Yeah and they basically just eat it like International Trade. It was called something else to where you'd have like a little sweet tart like shapes like spoon. And you lick it and stick it in the powder like Peterson sticks license. The same kind of powders pixie sticks. Yeah Hey do you now having to do it nothing? What see you both to remember those straws? We use sip the milk's Oh yeah would have liked some kind of powder or something like this of course so Mike so Might Cincinnati the. May the the big you know. General Electric is in Cincinnati. It's other places too. But also proctor and gamble so my dad had this little store even though the krogers and big stores yet this little grocery store but somehow they would try out new products. And my why I remember the day my dad brought home like a can of pringles and we looked at it like it was from two thousand one space odyssey like what is it. Opened it up and we. Everybody looked at pringles potato chip for the first time. We're like this is somebody's playing God with potatoes but it was good but yeah we have those little straws. What about the crazy straws? Kill the ones that used to go in twenty six different Dorado? Yes yes milk. Yeah kids kids today. Don't know what they're missing and they used to be that stuff tablets. I'll maybe they were fizzy. Says he's yeah. Yeah you drop them in water and they will allegedly supposed to taste like Coca Cola but then animal house show up to truckload of physics into the swim meet. I've Mohi don't tell Jamie widows when I see him. I always pretend you know he was hoover hoover and he's also a director. Yes yes and can we get to Mel Brooks? It's up to you on your dime? I'm yeah can you? Why was it like working with Mel Brooks well? Working with Mel Brooks was a dream. Absolutely come true. That was. That's the thing that's the thing when I'm like. It was a dream but also a joke but a dream because it's like it just never felt it never felt real until one time he yelled at me so real. It was so great. What you because. I think I'm a good dancer. Everybody IN DRACULA DEAD and loving it. Also known AS HAPPY DRACULA IN HAPPY DRACULA THERE WAS A thing where Dracula and Dracula and I have to dance the Taryn tele saying all these words whose real and I had to dance INS for us of course is famous couple. I can't remember their name. I should during the credits that were famous like tango ballroom dancers and she looked pretty much like that was pretty good but there was a scene where they would cut from her. Doing this dancing to dress like me to me. And I had to do one thing which was Dracula had his arms out like holdings behind him and I had to like look at him in the eyes and they're like roll like my head away from him down his arm and I just couldn't do it and mel was so used to us being really far away but video village or whatever they call it like where he was sitting with all the camera with all the video and stuff was rates next to me so I could hear him saying. This is how she dances. Didn't expect this great. What honey can you can you do? You know what how about just have an okay? Great Have you seen someone? Do you know to Rudy Deluca and those guys and I'm like Oh my God but anyway and I'm like I'm trying as hard as I said he goes very trying over here too but other than that it was a love fest and bankrupts character in that movie is named Madame. Spun skyro- wow that's that one's for you astor eggs everywhere everywhere you sent to get that that you send a tape of Carson appearance to Melbourne together while you full of crap you did. I said I sent a tape of a car that you had your agency. Send the tape of your Johnny Carson appearance to grow for men in tights. I think maybe he did do that. God where are you? I guess I did gosh boy. I've been lying along. I can't remember research amy deep research. You know what I'm going to need you someday when I'm in the home and you go I'm GonNa get there before you know it used to work as a candy striper at a nursing home and my job was I look and I. I never thought I would need it but especially now I do my job to be instead of going in and the lovely people who I've loved all of old people I love it so much. I'm turning into one. But and they would say so instead of them going days it or what's your name again. You would walk into the room and say hi. It's amy you might not recognize me. I have glasses on today so nice to see you. Then say their name in the. It's such a sunny Tuesday for March isn't it? Gosh what is it March seventeenth? So you're giving them all the information so they don't feel like they have to ask for it and I really would appreciate that much much much as a matter of fact. How Uber Interac- Now? I'm absolutely what about all those old comedy pros? Wow she's quick. Go ahead between those two movies between the Dracula movie and men in tights. I mean Dom deluise Avery Schreiber Robert Ridgely Chuck McCann Chuck McCann. I used to run into Chuck McCann all the time. I can't remember why in Yes we can. We had him here. We had him on this. Podcast okay go ahead and Harvey Korman. I mean what was it like being around these guys just? This is like centuries of comedy but that is a hundred percent when you say like show business. That's what I thought like show business was. That's all I ever wanted it to be the Dean Martin. Not The roast. The Dean Martin Show. There was a girl in my girl. A woman who apparently dated my brother and her name was patty pover- Nick and she was from my town. And she she she was one of the Oh called they're called gold digger gold diggers. And she thinks she changed her name to Patty Lavar and I remember that she was on remember. I'M A kid. She was unhappy days like one episode of happy days and it wasn't like let's watch it on the dvr. No kids. There was a time before that and I remember seeing. Patty didn't know her but my brother. Patty Provan Nick. Patty pouvoir was so exciting and then I think she married. Murdy ingles so shit happens before he was married to Shirley Jones way not Mardi ingles. I Apologize Marty. Hello did not hit. I say this over again. I can't she can't repeat it. They had there was a girl in my neighborhood named a woman who was my age. Who's twelve years older than I am? Her name was Patsy Var Nick she went to Hollywood. We were all excited. We heard that she was in Hollywood. It might have been in the fucking paper either. The Cincinnati enquirer which is a thing or the northeast suburban news or the Blue Ash. Tattletale some Buchan newspaper in my hometown. Patty vare change your name to provide instead of our Nick Wall and she was on an episode of happy days and then she was one of the gold diggers member. They were like the dancing and then she married. What's Mardi Allen? What's Your Change Your name? But Matt Mardi was married to Frenchie whose real name was lorraine and then he was married to Karen Blackwell but he's only married twice. Wait so who am I thinking of who I don't know what was the Saturday wasn't more yet. It wasn't Hardy Allen. He didn't say hello how you know. That's that's the other guy bench. Mario that's Marty Allan Wade whose ship oopsy pooping removal from from from music. Man Shampoo Buddy Hackett Buddy Hackett who? It is a fun game. I Know Red Buttons was Ho Ho Right Matt Red Buttons. I met Red Buttons. I met I've met you guys you don't know. I met Milton. Berle just enough to win and I've met everybody. I Steve Webber on wings we would and I would say oh. I met him at the thing and he goes. You are the most famous non famous person in. He goes you. How do you know all these people? I'm like 'cause I would just go up to them because I it's not like a showbiz person like you got a bit sad and once in a while they'd go aren't you on that show. Yeah but most of the time I was just like a fan girl and then we get to talk like I'm kind of in show business too. But so who do you want to know? I know every name it. I'll tell you if I met well. You worked with Norm Crosby on. I love Crosby Numb. Crosby did the call malpractice. Yes Malpensa like Leo Gorski used to do that but but let me tell you something so there was a show and it was okay. The husband of his last name. Yarnell not not shaking your shields in your no no not but I love them but no no what's her name the agent from ICM. Tony whatever her name is at her husband's name some your now okay. He produced this thing called the new love American style. Sure and the knit shirt. You don't believe me we do you do yeah Marcia. Wallace was on that show so so so they would have the interstitial which on the old one would be like talk about no way. That's stop I fuck up. We don't Stuart Margolin. Yeah he was the guy that did the blackouts in the old one Gilbert. Listen to me for a second. Just pipe the fuck down for a second. I might have to say this okay. This CA- so but in the new ones instead of like the old ones the interstitial were like pushing a brass bed down the street at all of the new ones they were like little comedy bats about like a joke be backed up the lake laffin kind of thing so it was. Here's who got hired for it Denisa. Joe Can't remember her last name. Marcia Wallace Arsenio Hall now me Berry Pearl in a Berry Pearl you should and and you said norm crosby so onto weekends we did. We filled all of the interstitial so it was just the cornyist bullshit. You don't really have to be quiet. Gilbert are you say is walking out no you weren't. I could see you fucking dramatic Queen Liar so so it was crazy because I got to hang out with with and then he said well. I'm going to be in Las Vegas. If you WANNA come sea the active Las Vegas and so I went with my boyfriend Jay at the time and we went and norm crosby from the stage. He would do this. Caesar's He did this whole big act but then he would. He worked my name into one of the things that he's like. And then the pioneers. What out over the over the country and they set out for their destiny going down the old trail and only almost gist. He was great. I mean he's still around the house he is cry. Love Dorm Cross to Yell Louder Than My outer. I met him a couple of times. He never mentioned you. Yeah you and I mention no. I don't like these nonsense. Sound words where they was Morey Amsterdam for Dick Van Dyke in his hack he used Sigo. Yucca Puck Yucca. Oh Yeah Yeah and what does it mean? Nothing out the same issue. Poopie I in that. Category with Jukka puck control. Stop assessing. Yeah I like it Hashtag Yucca Puck. Let's get it go and let's get a coat when people is there a story amy about when you and John Run the cosby show. 'cause Gilbert Gilbert has some information about the cosby show can I water? I started right away. How do you like the fact that he made himself an obstetrician on that show Gilbert I? Yeah I I love it better than anesthesiologist. Which was low. I did an episode. Of course he and what I what. The two of the writers told me this that in his schedule set aside like A. You know three fifteen. An hour was set aside to teach comedy to Asian models. No no that's what I didn't say agents models Asian models. That's why there are so many funny Asian models that would do. I don't think he got around to teaching them. Comedy is that is that Real. That's so how can I be real? Is that real awkward? You have a hard time believing that yeah. I mean that the two writers told Gilbert that I'd say okay my story. Do you want me to tell the whole story. Do we have two minutes for me to P and come back sure. And it doesn't mean I'm snorting coke or anything means I'm peeing alone. Who either real story of what just happened. I know you peed no. You don't know anything you know what I told you. You don't even catch wholeness ship. He'd yeah I'd like to go with that that that's a good story okay. All right peed off the balcony. Okay cosby. So first of all John was God. Bless them the biggest cosby fan of all time when he was at SC. All of course before I was born he based like his cool wardrobe as Cosby's character on I spy like with like with dings white belts and like trying to be cool. You're just any study was just wonderful. He loves act. I loved them. I love it when I was a kid. Ballistic Gilbert when? I was a kid. We had the record player right and we had like a forty five. Winchester Cathedral. Yes yes and then. What else do we have all the letterman singing along in September and we also had what nose up at the couple of when tears and that's all we had and then we had cosby comedy albums so my whole that was it. I list list loved and loved them so when John was asked to come on the cosby show. They're like well. Do you know anybody that. Would you be interested like playing your wife on the show? And he's like. Oh yeah there's this. One person AMY ASPECT. Let's not go into works anyway so. I go to New York so our the cosby show. We ran through it and stuff and it was fine and then there was a time before the show on the night of the taping where they said we'll cosby always likes to have dinner and he he has so there was a chef and there was this. Big Room. Did this happen to you Gobert. Who was just John? Because he was big star all. He invited to dinner thing before. I know there was a big deal so there was a big table. And all these people sitting around it and he was sitting at the at the end of it like the king and there was like. I want to say Miss Colombia. Miss Nikola Glock. Something Miss Teen something there with her parents and like we want to take a picture and he pulled her down on his lap. John just looking at me like and she's he's like she's a mentoring her and I was like Oh okay and John just like rolling. Her eyes like okay. Let's not get involved. I don't know what's happening. The parents are here. I'm sure it's fine. And then on the night before we went on he. Bill Cosby said. I have a Cappuccino maker and I make you guys. Some Cappuccinos and John loved coffee but it made him very like sweaty and anxious and he said I can't have caffeine and cosby that's fine. I won't make it with Caffeine. I got all the different things. Okay he comes down so he gives me yet he gives me a coffee gives johnny coffee. We throw it back and then cosby comes up in my ear. Like right on my shoulder dare I say Joe Biden style. But I'M GONNA vote for Joe but he like in my ear. Whispers was caffeine. And I'm like why did you do that? And he's like for energy to give them a little bump of energy before the show and I said to John. We went out by the way. This is my first multi camera show. I had never been on stage like that before and I'm with Cosby and John. I've no fucking clue what I'm doing but I just had to John. There was caffeine in that. And he said he's a poisoner and so we always called Cosby the poison. How does that? That's like if somebody's like in the in the program and you're like actually that wasn't a virgin. Yes so we always called him the poisoner crazy. Once John Misread Miss said his line fifteen times because he was so fucking high on this caffeine and I said to John. You're sweating like a pig. I didn't know that I was miked. I didn't understand how things worked and the audience heard it and it was terrible but yeah we call them the poisoner. I God how about that? Gil Fats chilling but we also loved him. He did read my feet in a weird way once. But I amy. I got some questions from fans for Ya. Has that work? Well we had them do it ahead of time. We do a thing called. Grill the guests on our Patriot page and we said we has you coming and I wanNA patriots page. Here's why we're here's one. Let's see from gator or jeeter with a G. could you tell us about the raw sexual energy between you and Gil on the set of problems I wanted? You do to keep from jumping his bones. I think the between Problem Child. One and problem child to the affair that that Gilbert and I had really helped us concentrate when we finally did the the problem child two were just look each other like the knowing the knowing look knowing that we knew where every fucking dimple and hotspot whereas others body. Here's John Watched Anat pretty progressive. Here's here's one for Mike Dobson. Would Amy Agree Mike? Dobson made me agree that the condom scene. Would amy agree that the condom seen in skin deep? Ranks as one of the funniest things ever in film history. I would say that's true. John had no Johnson great moments in that one hundred percent. Yes funnier still in. That movie is after he gets the treatment with the the electricity and walk straight. Okay but let me tell you something. Let me tell you something kid. We were on John Air Walking on larchmont across from paramount. You know that used to be orange groves as far as the eye and a guy came up and he was like. Oh my God jaw. I played your Dick and John's like I'm sorry what I think you said. He played with your debt. And he's like no. I played so I guess what they did was in the scenes where the lights are off. They had a two actors or whatever I mean. I guess John Did that too. But you know to do whatever where they kind of. Choreographed it. That the Glowing PENIS SCENE. They had actors with glowing fallacies and the lights were off in. This guy played play Johnston so fucked up. He's very good in that film. He's very good in the Bogdanovich film. We were talking on the phone about it about and they all laughed my God. He's he's got some real long. What's that he's playing? Peter in I know and the the glasses the yeah no he loved Peter. Very very very deeply like too in a movie called hero at large which we are urge our listeners to find and archer yeah I have so much and you know what in one scene actually in a scene and a day player a was Kevin Bacon so one degree of separation. Oh there you go. I worked with PITA DOT Bogdonovich on what I'm not in the final cut. It was the worst. I just thought of a better name for your book. Yeah I'm not in the final. Yeah exactly he was in Tatum O'Neill's part in paper moon briefing. You know I I was going to be a last wilder prior film and which was what it was called another you. Yes any came out and it sucked to high heaven. But that's a great song. There will never be another you. Well you know the old pop tunes amy. There will be other nights like this. I'll be standing here with someone new. We're maybe songs saying there will never be another you stop. John was great with his fans wasn't he? I read an interview with you when you were talking about how everybody wanted their John. Ritter moment and this is he had this in common with Alan Alda. That rather than sign an autograph. He would prefer to shake someone's hand and actually having a human interaction so no. I know he signed thousands. Sco on Ebay. It was was when he was with his kids. Oh yeah when he was when he is with his at dodger stadium which was his absolute happy place that was like being temple. I mean you know. And if people came up especially if they were like standing and he couldn't see the play but and they would like can I have your because he didn't want everybody turning around and looking at him and he'd say hey just a dad today just with my kids? I'd love to shake your hand. I don't know what he would do. Nowadays I love to point to my mask and swear that I'm smiling from everything I read. People would scream jacket him or people people still call him Jack a cost. Oh you're so lucky to be married to Jack Tripper and Jack Ritter. And Yeah he really. He was that he well. The other thing is and Gilbert. You know this. Even though you're big fancy movie star there are some people that seem approachable. John seemed and was approachable. I think because people is different. Now there's movies on TV but it's different. If you would see a movie star out in the world I imagine and you just be like then when you would see Jack tripper who was in your Living Room Bouncy. Titi friends all the time you kinda like us. So people really felt like they knew them and they'd come up and tell them really personal stuff which was fantastic and approach them in a costume in men's rooms. Too Nice Hewitt people would be like like he would be peeing and somebody be next and they would take one hand off their Dick. I'm not sure how. And it's like really yeah. I don't know if he did it then. I also found this Gilbert. You find this fascinating that John was a lifelong fan of Saturday. Night live and he knew but but when they asked him to host for some reason he was reluctant to do it. You know they ask them all the time Gilbert but he was you know what the part he was scared about. What's up dum dum? On a lot. Just the monologue. He really gets and bits and things but just the hi. I'm John Ritter. He was so not that diet he never pulled that. Now I I mean maybe you can talk to people who worked not on any movie. I was with them but he kind of great reputation of knowing all the curtain cruise name in the row. He was really good. His kids are like that too. Which is fantastic. I'm an asshole. No I'm good would have been a great host on that show one hundred percent but he could. He would sweat bullets like he was on the fucking cosby show. Matter of fact all the rest of his life when he would do profuse sweating he would point to his forehead and go cosby like somehow bill cosby came in and and God I also go ahead going to say I love that you got to. This is a hero Gilbertson. A hero of John's is turns out. You guys got to go backstage after Damn Yankees and meet Jerry. Lewis which was important John. Jerry Lewis was John's fucking idol. You know it's funny. You say it Chris when I would watch three's company from an aunt Lucy and they knew it and they loved it. I look at facial expressions and Crazy and I go. Oh he's doing Jerry Lewis now. He studied Jerry Lewis. And if you think if you think about it like in those days it wasn't like Jerry like Jerry Lewis like show with Dean Martin. Oh my God. When we were together we he would show me every Jerry Lewis. I loved it but I would like recognize them like. Hey and he's like yeah. Yeah I kind of do my own version of that. But was very very cool and his his dad. John's Dad Tex Ritter who was singing cowboy gene autry them as a matter of fact. Gilbert John. John's dad tax. His moniker was America's most beloved cowboy and John has a brother. Tom Who John Always thought was spoiled and they loved him more. So I used to call John. America's most beloved cowboys. Most beloved sons brother was applicable. Jerry was Jerry was good to you guys well. Jerry was was great to us but it was eighty. Go John Asshole. While you're eating always have the reputation of being kind to everybody. Jerry LEWIS NO SHIT JERRY. Lewis. I met a few times and I can honestly use that classical line. Which is well. You're is always nice to me. Yeah me too yeah I get it. I totally get it and I've heard so many things and John knew all that stuff and so when we went to see we went to see Damn Yankees and it was with markie post and her husband. Michael Ross was writer actor and we sent a thing backstage something. We send abolish painters and bullshit and then intermission somebody came out and said Mr Lewis with like you guys to stick around theater afterwards and come back stay. It was like Oh my God. We're we're all GonNa Fuck Mick Jagger we were. We were like vibrating with excitement. Marquee was like squeezing my hand for the whole second half the second half of this show. Because we're like we'RE GONNA SEE JERRY. Lewis. I'm sure it was good. I remember the Times I would see him in person it was like. Oh my God. He actually sits new real-life hotly and he said so we went up to his thing. We saw a thing saw the picture of his dad. Jerry Lewis's dad in his dressing room who he said he did it all four because his dad always wanted to be on Broadway. Any was it. He's like their dad. I made it. There was like some psychology there and then we said well. We'RE GONNA GO TO SARDIS afterwards. Which also I mean. I'm from Ohio. I need amy from from Cincinnati. All of these words seem crazy. This is not me named dropping these me the whole time going. Holy Fuck. How did I get here okay? We're going to Sardis after. And so Jerry Lewis Lake. Well I guess I could meet you there at some point. We're like no way so we went and burst through the door. Jerry Lewis in a plaid car code. You know what I mean by car coats. Your car coat is what that a mid West thing? Maybe a coat that you would wear in the car like a days. The old days of like Tin Lizzy cars like a big thick wool plaid twenty-three coat so he he comes in the place everybody turns around and Jerry Lewis Starts. Doing bits starts kicking people out of chairs putting the chairs up on the tables like he's close in place you know firing pretending to fire. Waiters goes over to the wall to wear John's John's picture is like starts like making out with is the best thing ever and then he came over to our table making many jokes very fun but I was in the bathroom when this was happening. So all I know is he came over to the table and he said Marquis and I were in the bathroom and he said we're at a broads like a joke. Hope and John said there and so mark post and I were on separate toilets no matter what you've heard in a ladies room at Sardis when we literally here coming up the stairs so that's good but yeah yeah. He was always nice to me but do I know people. He was asshole to yet. Well at least John got to meet a hero and have a good outcome and they they kept in touch. That's nice and Jonathan winters to join love. Jonathan winters and got to meet him. That was a big deal and Mel Brooks Am Bancroft who John had the biggest crush on. Wow so chuck doesn't time for you to go to bed both of us amy. Tell us about your work now with the John Ritter Foundation. That's become your life's work it's important work is really important work. Here's what it is. John Ritter Foundation Dot. Org If you WANNA look at it. When John died in two thousand and three of an Arctic dissection? I had no idea what that was and he died because he they started. They treated him immediately. Assumed it was a heart attack. Trade him for heart attack. And you know it's everything that's not a heart attack. It's not your heart it's your and it's not a blockage it's terr- so they there was a lot of fucking up from the beginning to the end berry sad and nobody ever said. Hey this could be genetic to me and so when I went on Google and was reading stuff about like what and so then. Luckily I was put in touch with some people met real scientists and doctors behind this and the people doing the genetic research so now there is the John Ritter Research Program in Arctic and Vascular Diseases. It's Long Genetic Research Program in Houston that my foundation helps fund that up and just for people to be under to be able to understand that it's not that rare but it is often mistaken for other things. There's a genetic component of men. We came up with these ritter rules because finally the guidelines were set in two thousand ten for the treatment guidelines for this so we took out a little part called Ritter rules and then we just teamed up with a group in England called Cince Ortega was bad timing for that so we this was like in January maybe I said maybe twelve thousand think. Aol posters to six thousand emergency rooms around the country and we were going to be like okay. Doctors take pictures with the poster and you get free. T. Shirt and it's like now all hell has broken loose around the world but when we're to Oh yeah eventually the world again. I'll give you more information on that because it is. It's surprising I mean I don't it's like somebody Shitty Shitty asshole said to me trying to be a Shitty asshole. So are you doing this? Because you thought you couldn't save John and Jenna. Save everybody else waiting for me to know and I went. Yeah probably so. You've turned a tragic situation into something. That's that's going to help. Thousands of people right. There was one. There was maybe one gene to kind of look for and now there are dozens and dozens and on the horizon forty different genes that you can be tested for that. You will know if you have chest pain or other things. Go into the emergency room you go. Hey I have the gene for Eric Dissection and they're not gonNA kill you like they did John and if you go if people go to the website they can see the ritter rules there and they can educate themselves. You can see everything. There is a matter of fact John. Ritter Foundation Dot Org. I talked to a lot of people that go on there for information and people who have like 'cause they're surgery for oh. John's brother Tom into John died in two thousand and three and all of the first degree relatives we behave. They behave as if they have the gene. Because we don't know that but so you get an echocardiogram. Whatever you should do that anyway Gilbert just because you don't know where they have it so in two thousand and seven time. He goes in for his annual one of those. And there's an aneurysm. Which is how it starts right where. John's was and it started growing fast. And you know the quote Unquote Natural History of whatever genetic predisposition. This is clearly people in their early fifties when it starts growing. I mean it's different for every people So John's brother finally we got him up to Stanford where they monitored it and went. Now we gotta fix. This replaced is a Arctic arch. And he's fine because you're you're just like that big like the big candy cane shape thing that comes from when they show like pictures of an anatomical heart and it's got like the three little tiny things on top while that where it comes off goes all the way down your body and your heart can be a really really great shape. But if it's pumping into a tube that's shredding on the inside. You are super fucked so this has become your life's work. It is become debt and selling my house on. Cameo DOT COM. How Gilbert Charge you got company. Mine is one fifty. Wow really you think you're worth that much okay. Yeah CAMEO DOT COM. You can get a video shoutout for. Can you give Medical Advice Gilbert my? I'm doing fifty bucks. I'll tell you why also but then I'm thinking for a couple of people. I've done a lot of work I've actually like because they tell me like I like this specific scene. I like again digging out pictures and Mike. Holding them up to the camera of different things and then I got a lot of free time On on my movie thing on my IPAD IPAD my Maxi ipad with wings. Sorry it's a girl protection situation joke there which I can hardly remember again fifty seven but you know what I do. I film like little things and I make like actual little videos plus me so anyway. That would be worth one fifty. I'm sure you just go. Hi Is Gilbert Godfrey and abandon fresh not bad. Is that what you do? Well a lot of times they'll ask me to roast them and I'll get and I'll get lazy and I'll go. Hey funk you roast buck you never got a dinner Jill Gilbert. Call me sometime like a real person. Don't make it about show business. You'll never do that. Never carry your number around in his wallet. For twelve years. Eighty-four plug the website again. John Ritter Foundation Dot Org right. You're some websites. John Ritter Foundation DOT ORG CAMEO DOT COM. That's stupid but more importantly John Ritter Foundation or but also. I WanNa do a Patriot on. How does that work will explain it to you when we get off? Mike? Hi I'm Gilbert got. I'm Gilbert Godfrey. Shut the fuck up children please. I'm Gilbert Godfrey with my friend Fred Santa Padre he's mall so my co host and I have a colossal Fuca also known as a podcast moving alkyl here putting together. Amy Thank you. This was a blast assholes. Wash your hands and go to bed. That was funny. Julia teachers just kids bad girl. 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Remembering Charlie Daniels and Syd Barrett, Ringo turns 80, Doug Benson Loves Musicals

Randy Baumann and the DVE Morning Show

2:05:29 hr | 6 months ago

Remembering Charlie Daniels and Syd Barrett, Ringo turns 80, Doug Benson Loves Musicals

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Dvd I'm VAL PORTER OFFICIALS WITH UP MERCY SAY THEY'RE Burn Center treated a record number of people for fireworks injuries over the Independence Day holiday. There were more than twenty people treated this weekend. Including several kids representative with the center telling Channel Eleven. Some of the injuries are very serious leading to admissions ongoing Karen even therapy last year, the burns center treated just six patients for fireworks related injuries. Pennsylvania daycares that were impacted by the pandemic are receiving some financial assistance from the government governor Tom Wolfe says the funding will help childcare providers bridge the gap until their clientele returns. The initiative will provide daycares with an additional fifty three million dollars in July. Dr Anthony Fauci says the current situation with Kobe nineteen in the US is really not good. The Nation's top infectious disease experts at an online talk that the nation is still need deep in the first wave e called it a serious situation that needs to be dealt with very soon. Ouchi also warned younger people saying they shouldn't feel. They are invulnerable to serious consequences. Lane Maxwell is now behind bars and a Brooklyn Federal Detention Facility. The longtime associate of the late Jeffrey Epstein arrested last Thursday in New Hampshire federal prosecutors in New York say she helped Epstein Recruit Groom and Sexually Abuse Underage Girls as young as fourteen years, old vestige, schedule, and arraignment and bail hearing for Maxwell this Friday. DMT hanging out of your favorite coffeeshop. Mullahs! Man Orange County California did too so he built his own in his backyard at asteroid, who is a contractor built himself a tiny coffee shop. He named La Vida. The one hundred twenty square foot shop can fit six people inside and two outside, so it doesn't sound like it's that's mall. It features a small fireplace. A Bookshelf Board Games a television would counter stools and many fridge, pastry display and the coffee maker. There's even a chalkboard menu with personalized drinks named after his family members. adorable stint, yeah Stanley Hudson wasn't one of the main characters on the office, but he was definitely memorable, but can he lead a spin off? Leslie David Baker wants to revive the character for a series called understand where he gets pulled out of retirement and Florida to rescue his nephews, failing motorcycle and flower shop in California even has a kickstarter going. He's trying to raise three hundred thousand to get it off the ground. Ringo Starr says the Beatles nearly reunited in Nineteen, seventy six, except they were so put off by the promoters planned for the opening act that they backed out speaking before his online birthday concert, which also featured Paul McCartney Ringo recalled the crazy offer from promoter bill, Sargent, which was enough to make the Beatles reconsider their post break-up acrimony from a few years before the ban was offered an astounding fifty million pounds today. That would be two hundred fifty million bucks. he, it was to take part in the biggest rock and roll reunion of all time. The Beatles were intrigued, but the novelty acted sergeant cast as the main. Was Too much cause for concern, the Mirror report sergeant, one of the Beatles to take the stage after a wrestling match between a man and an eighteen foot, great white shark. which I don't even know how you stage, but whatever? And finally some sad news yesterday country music, Hall of Famer Daniels died at the age of eighty three as a result of a stroke, he is best known for Devil. Went down to Georgia long, haired country, boy, and in America among others Daniels also a member of the grant will operate Shaun. McDowell Interviewed Charlie several times over the years here. He is talking about people pitzer. Their. Charlie did seem to love. Pittsburgh, so Charlie, Daniels, dying yesterday at the age of eighty three forecast today, hot and humid chance of a shower thunderstorm temperatures in the low nineties again it's seventy-one a DVD. It's Randy Baumann and the DV morning show reporter and Bill Crawford Bills. Bills on vacation. Might pursuit will have your sports for you a little bit later on this morning and we'll pay. Further tribute to Charlie Charlie Daniels Who passed away yesterday? It pretty interesting career and a guy who became known as much for his politics as music by the the last uh, act of his life that is to say like Third Act, not like the last action. Also Doug Benson Doug loves movies will be joining us to talk about a couple of things. He's been checking out the world. Famous Douglas Movies podcast house will be on five today and more. Beatles stuff you know. Yesterday was the anniversary of the day that Paul met. John. In one, thousand, nine, hundred, eighty seven. And there's a recording. Of the quarrymen, which is the band that John was in? Of That day, so you? There's now audio. Of? The day that John Paul met one another. It's pretty interesting stuff, so we'll have that for you later on top gets US Cowan. Legs. Put some off on your legs at nightmare and bugs or brutal right now I'm just saying. Morning Show. This weekend route nineteen cabaret musical dinner theatre presents the stage backpack, or everyone's been begging for. 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Especially now since a lot of people aren't waking up quite this early I, I would imagine that we've. Kind of shifted a little bit of the audience from the six o'clock hour that used to be getting up early, because not everyone has to make the drive into work bow. Commuting has. been reduced greatly. Yeah, that's right we don't. Did you see that report yesterday? Where most people? The average of like wake up time before working at home, it's ten. Ten minutes. Like waking up ten minutes before you need to punch in and start working. Do you. I mean that's literally rolling out of bed, man. The brush your teeth. Be Done to see anybody then who cares? Trump! Quick commercial break we'll come back. Michael Have Your sports team and what we were talking about what we were alluding to in terms of a little bit of a setback for MLB that's next DVD. Quote now. D. V. E. Sports. Mike pursued with sports now on the DVD morning. Show Mike what's up. Sports this hour is brought to you by Kia yesterday a good day for the pirates in a particularly good day for manager Derek Scheldt because. The music that they're playing at PNC park during the workouts in preparation for baseball's sixty game season was much more to the new managers liking. Lada Nirvana's little pissed. That wasn't one of the questions yesterday. I was all prepared for. Big. Nirvana Guides Pearl Jam Guys Big Soundgarden Guy, but he's letting the players pick. they're apparently blasting the speakers while There's throwing the ball around and yesterday. The first day, apparently at the pirates heard a lot of Nevada yesterday also the day that the pirates learned. The specifics of their schedule, and now that they know the wins and the wears. They already knew who, but now that they know the ones in the ways in terms of the sixty game sprinted. MLB has plant Dirk Shelton, and his staff can get a little more serious and a little more detailed in preparation. I, it's exciting I, mean I. We had a good idea two weeks ago when they said Okay you're just GonNa play in the central in both leagues, so you have a general idea of who you're gonNA face, but after you. Know the place you're going to go and see the kind of the outline of of how it's. GonNa work? It starts to make formulating head. Okay, this is what we should do. This is how we should do it this. We should pitch. This is should we should play, and it gives our it gives our staff, and it gives our analysts are informatics group a chance to actually start preparing for things, and it gives me an opportunity to start getting minutes looking and seeing like. Hey, we're GONNA do this and this is what we're. GonNa do and this is how we're going to do it. Ma Glitches with the zoom yesterday somebody jumping. From the sound bite or are people infringing on our broadcast now? Now now, that was from the recording. It's Dacha. People kind of. You know there are a little late or whatnot and. Let's face it? A lot of I shouldn't say a lot, but some people in the media still add up to speed on this stuff out were now how to Butte. Things of that nature. Mike. Yeah. or A Bridge too far maybe in some cases A. Lot of guys doing one way a long time, and now they're having do it another way, but the pirates will open. In Saint Louis first game of the proposed sixty game season Friday July, the twenty fourth. The bucks will finish up against the Indians in Cleveland. They will play the AM l.. Central Division and the Al Central Division. That's assuming they can get through this training camp. Slash summer camp period. That's assuming they can get through sixty games, still a lot of questions as to whether that. May Or may not take place the athletic detailing in a story posted the problems that MLB is having with the early portions of these training camps those problems would include according to the athletic. Incomplete testing results that force teams to change or postponed workouts the lack of arrival of some of the personal protection equipment that the players have been waiting on those incomplete results are being attributed in part. To the holiday weekend last weekend, Fedex didn't pick up or deliver on. July the fourth. Probably, probably nobody saw that coming. Now! It Saturday nothing would would move anywhere. there are also some questions according to the athletic whether or not the lab in Utah that MLB's using can handle the volume of testing. I wonder if they should maybe pose questions earlier. I'm thinking yeah. You might recall that there was. An an economic still made to be hashed out while they were trying to figure out what to do if they could play in. Maybe, they were a little, too. Focused on the former, not focused enough on the ladder. Maybe it was just a holiday weekend hiccup. We'll see for what it's worth Dirk Shelton said yesterday. That the pirates haven't had any issues in Pittsburgh, but that taxi squad that they're trying to get up and running in Altoona, which would be their pool of reserve players in the event they get hit hard with positive tests at the major league. Level of those guys haven't started formal workouts. Because there have been testing issues in Altoona and they can't get. That worked out there are nineteen players poised to. Begin preparing out there soon as that can be done we shall see Adam Frazier. One of the players who joined the media on zoom yesterday at He wasn't particularly. Excited about finding out the details of the schedule. He already knew who the pirates would be playing. wasn't that concerned about the winds in the worse. Really What Forty Games in the division, and then they AOL central so. in different opponents with Al Central, but other than that is much the same stuff we've been doing you just limit the travel going West you know seeing a lot of those? The NL Central BASF years for myself. We we kind of know what to expect each team The reds lot of significant a edition, so there will be a little different. Rather than that familiar ballparks. And all that so. Know what to expect? Shelton, said that the pirates had thirty five or thirty six players available. On, Monday now. He did mention also that. Sometimes. A player is not working out for personal reasons. Whatever those might be that doesn't necessarily mean everybody WHO's not working out has tested positive, but they revealed to names. And Shelton also referenced respecting those who did not want to talk about. Positive test. The assumption, there's that they have had more than two, but they're forty players working out. At PNC park, including Jamestown who is working out, but it's going to play this season as he recovers from another major surgery boxer. Could have added again today. Maybe we'll play some more near to keep the new manager happy. I was as a player loves a fringe guy. And you know I was trying to trying to earn a spot I would. Place of Nirvana, I, got to the court skipper. Play every card in your deck, right? They got forty guys. They're. They're going to start with thirty initially WHY NOT NIRVANA! Why Not Pearl Jam? Why Not Soundgarden? Why not a huge payday for Patrick Mahomes of the Kansas City chiefs yeah ESPN's Adam schefter reporting a ten year extension has been agreed upon between the chiefs and their qb that will keep mahomes and Kansas City through the twenty thirty one season, and is worth four hundred and fifty million dollars. Mahomes had two years and twenty seven point six million dollars left on his initial NFL contract. He was gonNA, make two point eight million this year and twenty four point, eight, million and twenty twenty one. That's now been The rearranged so case city welcome to the world of having to pay your franchise quarterback, a whole lot of money and have a meet up a whole lot of your salary cap. Patrick Mahomes according to ESPN DOT COM now has the largest contract in American sports history. He surpasses the twelve year forty, two four, hundred twenty six point five million dollar. Dollar contract that Mike. Trout signed with the angels in two thousand and Nineteen the different droughts contract is fully guaranteed. mahomes is not according to Adam Schefter. the mahomes guarantee is one hundred and forty million of the four fifty, but You would have to think he is going to earn the vast majority of that because he's Kinda just getting started. And he stays healthy he'll. He'll learn it, but that's a hell of a contract for football. And and very deserving. I'm not disputing I- deserves it. It's just. Mike Trout with a guaranteed contract for playing baseball. That's still better contract as far as I'm concerned. Your brains bashed in a whole lot more playing football. The rate of attrition as much greater. And that's something that fell is going to have to figure out. You know the the CAP. In theory keeps going up. Who knows what's going to happen this year? Dude everything that's taken place, but. As the quarterbacks start to eat up a a higher percentage, you know you still have to feel the team around the guy, no matter how good the guy is and. They have to work something out. You know maybe. The quarterbacks exempt or I'm you know I'm just spitballing here, but you can't get to the point where the quarterback is is making forty percent of your salary cap. otherwise it defeats the purpose randy. Agreed vows got news coming up at the top of the Hour Valerie. What are you got? Sammy Hagar has taken on a new celebrity partner in his rum business. We'll talk about that on the way at the top of the. Hour Sticks this sacred steelers season renegade dv. Oh, Mama calm. Development in the morning show. During the pandemic shutdown quarantine. What have you basically? We're all. Sitting at home a little more than we don't WanNa. Be Right now. And Entertaining one another has been. You know difficult at times. It's a lot of looking back. Pouring over statistics whether we're talking entertainment or sports, just looking for things to talk about. Darren revell, who can be kind of aggravating sometimes on twitter? came up with this one. then. I actually found interesting. Forrest Gump debuted this week in one, thousand, nine, hundred four now in the movie. He takes his BUBBA Gump shrimp money. Any invests it in Apple. Based on the time line. He could bought three percent for about one hundred thousand dollars. Based on that? Forrest Gump would be worth forty eight point, six billion dollars today, and be this twenty second richest person in the world. I'm not even GONNA raise any questions about it. I just want to think about a world. War Forrest gump. Is rubbing elbows with the Jeff bezos. CZYZ. Of the world. How about? Your health in the pandemic when it applies to. Putting on the poundage. Lots of people I know. I was one of them I was Doing Comfort Food Galore? When this all started, then summertime comes around. It's not like you're hanging out. At the public pool or anything like that, you don't want to be a SLOB. Want to look okay in your swim trunks. Seventy six percent of people polled. Said they have gained weight since the quarantine began. I definitely have minds all beer and you guys. Mind is all booze. And some people are saying they've gained up to sixteen pounds. A nods a lot. That's like tryin. Bows your mic on by the way. Like I'm not here now. Where you go. Now one of the things making it easier to gain weight. This is why I wanted to bring this up. Because I knew you guys could speak to it. With most people working at home. You don't have to wear real pants anymore. Basically. Half of the people surveyed. Only one sweatpants or yoga pants during the quarantine, twenty-eight percent can't remember the last time they put on real pants. Now be a little tight. I Don I was thrown on genes for the first couple months. I'm pretty much wearing shorts inside my house now. I was even wearing jeans when this first started. Despite the fact that it was pretty warm outside 'cause I like the idea of getting dressed like the shower in the morning. Put on some clothes. Even I'm not going anywhere. I WanNa feel like okay. The day is starting. Point, if you just throw on the Yoga Pants, yeah I could see I'd be pretty easy to just. Keep. Adding inches to your waistline, sixty three percent of people said they're going to try to go in the other direction now start dropping some pounds. Fourth of July weekend. It was I mean it wasn't like I was going to hold back I'm a you guys but I put on meet. Clinic eaten meat. Since Saturday because I ate so much on Saturday I've gone straight, Veggie, Sunday and Monday. We're eating a ton because my wife is cooking ton. I'm working out a lot I think I'm right where I was. Disappointing, I was looking forward to maybe knocking off a few pounds during this thing because I thought I would have more, you know. Take that commute out and I'm not covering events. Do I usually do in my sleep is more regular. I thought it'd be able to work out more and I have been but. I am eating more. Contradicting. You know. Whatever I'm gaining Kallumiya. throw it away in column B.. And out does not distraught. Why go through like? Attitude waves where I'm like. I'm working out this I'm using this time. This is I am not going to waste this time. I'M GONNA use it to better me and I feel good about it and I have a good workout regimen. Going and I'm on my PS and QS. It pertains to that, and then there's other times where you just go. This is never gonNA end. Is this never get end and I'm going to be sitting on my couch. Or the rest of my days, and then you pound, you know pint of Ben and Jerry's. And drink a couple of Guinness and go to bed. Sounds like a great night. It does sound like a good night doesn't. Sounds like an awesome like. anyways, if you are out, about make sure you have your mask with the orders now from the governor. He's supposed to have one anytime. You leave the house if you can maintain social distance from people when you're taking a walk or going for a run or something like that, then you don't need one if you can stay far enough away from people, but if you're going somewhere where there's going to be a big congregation, people, you still have to wear a mask as per that order correct vile. Yes and he said yesterday. He thinks it might. Might come to be that. We have to wear a mask until there's a vaccine. Proof! Well I! Read thread yesterday. From an interview, epidemiologists in the United States that laid out a timeline for what it's going to look like here. In the United, states going forward, we're in a much different situation here than they are in a lot of other countries. And it was kind of hopeful in a way wasn't anything I didn't expect? Basically short-term is gonNA be really hard. It's going to be hard all the way through the fall, but then hope for. The virus to weaken. A little bit overtime and for multiple vaccines to come in but more therapy. based. Encouragement from some of the researchers in terms of our ability to treat this, maybe not cure it but. Like, we said before. If there's a pill that can knock this thing down. And you felt like I got it. And then you take these pills, and then it goes away in three days and never get severe then it would be able to reopen the public again, so they're saying that they had a lot of hope for something like that. Going forward to emerge, and there's been a lot of research and they've made a lot of headway on finding treatments, not cure. That is also encouraging. There is a light at the end of the tunnel and it might not be a freight train so. I think it's GONNA GET kind of brutal in the fall sports is going to be tough. Mike wear a mask if you want sports, wear a mask if you want concerts to come back. Because otherwise it's going to be brutal. Football scared me I'm getting nervous about football. I'm nervous about all of. Yeah I read the NHL's plan for the next phase the bubble phase. And it is It seems pretty thorough seems like they've got all the bases covered. They have a plan of action. To go down in every bubble and all of the protocol seemed to be laid out there, but with this stuff I there's always going to be one or two things that you didn't think of like with. Major League Baseball Oh. Yeah, it's a national holiday. We're probably GONNA. Lose a day of test results, and that knocked back. Everybody's practice schedule and bunch of teams had to call off yesterday. Unless you pay a little more for the Fedex critical services delivery, which is available. GotTa get wherever you just gotTA. Get just put it out on the porch. Like you do on Tuesday afternoon, we'll get to it. Get Cova Prime. Thousand is coming up next what he got Valerie. We're GONNA talk about Sammy Hagar. He's taken on another celebrity friend in his rum business to make a lot of money because he always does with his booze. He should US also r.i.p Charlie Daniels from Charlie Daniels band. Who of course immortalized his love of Pittsburgh? steelers fans in the song in America, So we'll pay tribute to Charlie. Daniels coming up DV. Through of It's seventy two degrees. At DV, val, porter officials with Duquesne light say they are ready for power outages that could come with temperatures on the rise this week. They say they are increasing staffing and adding extra shifts in the field to speed up response time and cut down on any downtime yesterday seven Pittsburgh neighborhoods spanning about thirty blocks lost power after a transformer. Transformer fire the nation has reached another grim milestone as a coronavirus surge has infected nearly three hundred thousand Americans in less than a week. States and cities are putting some shutdown orders back in place in a bid to slow the spread. The US has confirmed nearly three million cases and more than one hundred thirty thousand people have died since the pandemic began. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will not visit the White House to celebrate a new North American trade agreement in a statement. The Prime Minister's office said he'll be busy holding scheduled cabinet meetings and a long-planned sitting of parliament. Has Offices Canada will continue to work with its partners to ensure the US. MCA agreement becomes a success for all three countries. The US Army is confirming the body of a missing central Texas soldier was discovered last month for Hood Deputy Commander Major General, Scott Effluent told is Monday evening DNA? Evidence was used to identify specialist Vanessa. Her remains were found along the Leon River near Fort Hood. She'd been missing since late. April. A civilian is in custody and connection with Gins, disappearance and death. The army says a soldier committed suicide last week before he could be arrested in connection with her disappearance. Legal Eagle Alan Dershowitz is covering up these days Jeffrey. Epstein's former lawyer had reportedly been a frequent visitor at a nude beach on Martha's Vineyard, but lately has been m I, a a resident telling page six. The eighty one year old has not been on the beach in ages. They think he's hunkered down word on the street as Dershowitz. Who Was a part? Part of Oj Simpson's legal dream team is keeping a low profile because he's still wrapped up in the exploding Jeffrey Epstein Scandal Dershowitz is Counter Suing Epstein Accuser Virginia Jeffrey. Who claims she was forced to sleep with the attorney while being kept as a sex slave by EPSTEIN DERSHOWITZ denies any allegations. The knee say he have sex with any of the underage. Kids, or whatever on the Epstein Island, but he only had, he had got massages from them in his underwear. Aisle that I had not heard that which that's not much of a Defense Dirk. With underage girls. Yeah, Atlanta, mayor. Atlanta Mayor Kisha lands bottoms testing positive for corona virus. You reported her diagnosis in a tweet Monday. She said she had no symptoms. I saw news story that said her. Husband slept for three days. basically, so that's why she got tested. City is among several across the county. That scene recent surges in cases, bottoms has urged residents to wear a mask. The FDA is warning the. The public to avoid hand sanitizers hand sanitizers that may contain methanol. The agency said over a dozen brands could contain the potentially fatal ingredient, which is used industrially as a solvent pesticide, an alternative fuel source FDA added. It does not belong in hand sanitizers due to its toxic effects, exposure to the chemical can cause vomiting seizures or permanent damage to the nervous systems among other affects. Cove nineteen, causing trouble for another clothing company Lucky Brand has filed for chapter eleven bankruptcy due to economic fall out of the outbreak. The brand has over two hundred stores across the country and will close thirteen of them. The company's been in business for thirty years and enjoy and joins multiple outlets that have been hit hard during the pandemic. The US is looking to ban a popular social media. APP TIKTOK trouble in an interview on Fox News yesterday. Of State Mike Pompeo said the trump administration would look at banning Chinese apps like ten talk over National Security and privacy concerns pump ao added, people should only download tiktok quote if you want your private information in the hands of the Chinese, Communist Party and quotes. Did you see all the TIKTOK does. No. Like they grab all of your information once you sign up on anything that's on your computer or anything. That's on your phone. They got it. You basically consent to that when you sign up for TIKTOK. So it's more than microdata data it's. Data they've got it all right thing. Yeah. I. Don't know I see a lot of adults using that. He's been on the why feel like that's one that twelve year old girls should use. I'm with you, Val. I thought snapchat was the same way like someone's like. Oh Dude you to come up with snapchat. That'd be great and I just kept thinking like. This is now I I missed it. I don't get to do this I'm too old. I would love to have when I was younger. Be Able to use you know. My creativity to make little videos but like. Certain point, it's just pathetic, right? Yeah. But I've seen many adult men over the age of forty using TIKTOK. Me Too and that's why I'm wondering. If I'm wrong I thought it was pathetic, and maybe it's just my excuse to not do it. Maybe. No more casual dropping the l word according to a match dot com singles in America survey, only twenty seven percent of millennials in John's ears say they have said I love you spontaneously the first time they're not just blurting it out in the heat of the moment, they actually plan out the moment and take those three little words more seriously than other generations do. Showtime has released the official trailer for the upcoming go-goes documentary. The nearly three minute clip shows the influential eighties band in their early days in the L. A. punk scene, and they're fast rise to start with hits like we got the beat, and our lips are sealed. The documentary called the goes premiers on showtime. August I had of the release. The go go's will release their first New Song Nearly Twenty Years Club Zero will be out July thirty first. And, finally early this year, Sir Sammy Hagar took on his third celebrity partner in his growing spirits. Empire is longtime friend Rick Springfield. They relaunched Sammy's beach bar rum. Their first offerings are now available through great America crafts spirits. You can get them online. Classic White Rum. A Cola spiced rum, which has numerous ingredients with the Kola nut creating a spirit with hints of Vanilla Coffee. The redhead Macadamia nut. Run has red coloring agents made from all natural fruit and vegetable juices to end up with a distinctly different and exotic tasting room. Each bottle set you back between twenty five and thirty five dollars. Sammy's other celebrity partner Chef Guy Fieri in Santo Tequila and Ms Keila, which is a Tequila blended with meds. meds, cal and Maroon five singer Adam. Levine was Sammy's I Santo partner, but he's no longer involved when Sammy teamed up with Rick Springfield. He said quote. After launching my Tequila line with friends I realized how much more fun it is to be in the spirits business with my friends and quote. Is there a first celebrity partners in a business venture where the other three members of Van Halen who he opened the original Kabo Oiseaux Cantina, within Cabo San, Lucas Mexico, but after he was shown the door by the band in nineteen, Ninety six, he bought them all out. So at least I mean Sammy has made a ton like hundreds of millions of dollars from his. Booze ventures so you know. At least he's bringing his his pals into. Make some cash. I thought he had made a quarter million dollars on the sale of the Kaaba Tequila. I don't remember that figure. It was a ridiculous amount. Yeah and Rick Springfield so funny. I remember Rix Springfield, when I was a kid like a little kid, my sister, my older sister had control of the TV, because we had one TV back then, and there are six kids, so it was kind of like. This is the one show she had to watch general hospital. When we got home schools, you wanted to watch that soap opera and it was on at three o'clock I think, and of course we kicked and screamed until we all got addicted to it, but Rick Springfield was on that show before he became like a pop star, he was doing acting on a Septembre. Dr Dre or drake. And so weird like how do I have that in my memory still that there's no? Point in that taking up any space in my brain, but Then he became the huge pop star of course after that and use from Australia originally right. Like no accent but everybody said like he got short shifted in the music industry, even though he had major album because people didn't take him seriously because of the soap opera I. Don't know he you know. He had one great pop album, right? Success hasn't spoiled me. Was the big one right? Yeah, but how many other people make the jump from soap opera star to Rockstar very few well, wasn't he? Kind of a Rockstar in Australia I and then became an actor here and then. I believe so yeah I think that was the trajectory, but you know it is when you're like a rock, aren't Australia and the United States were always kind of like. That's not even a ball. You know that's like Pony, league. I Dunno anytime I hear springfields I still like Oh man. This is great. I haven't heard this I'm forever. It was look. He wrote good songs. It was hard to hate on and the go. Go's I can't wait for that documentary. We listen to some COGOS. Last weekend. We were talking about the documentary. Some friends of mine and we kicked a couple of go-goes tunes on their great songs. It wasn't anything I love when I was a kid, but now I have more of an appreciation for that stuff like looking back on. It not only must have been incredibly hard for all those women to make it in the record industry back them at a time when I'm sure. misogyny ran rampant. They were solid man. Those were really good sounding records like sonically. They sound great. To, beat our lips are sealed or two great pop songs. Oh Yeah. Yeah, those are other songs that I hear when I hear them, I'm like Oh. This is so good. I don't want to hear it again. Now, you never see them on a bill with Charlie Daniels Charlie Daniels passing away yesterday. At the age of eighty three I think he stroke. And in passed away. What was interesting the Song Goodell. He was still touring. Up until last year I think. Yeah! He never really slowed. I was I had tickets. That show got cancelled by the pandemic. Played for Marshall Tucker back in the day. Put some violin on Marshall Tucker recordings and also famously played on Dylan's Nashville Skyline. He also played on Dylan Self Portrait, a couple played on a few albums, and he kind of morphed in his personal character, a little bit from that kind of country like like counterculture cowboy. You almost was Christoffersen. Ask into more of like a David Allan Coe. Sort of kind of right wing guy. I'm became known more for that in the end years of his life than for for his music. But one thing was for sure. He was a respected musician I. Mean this guy you know devil went down to Georgia. Everyone of course knows that to. The song in America took over FM radio for a brief period there in nineteen eighty. and. Of course it had the famous line. You just go and lay your hand. On a Pittsburgh steelers fan and I think you're gonNA finally understand. And I can't imagine how cool that must have been living in Pittsburgh and hearing that and that's was like you that song I mean. It still makes me like I get fired up when I hear that tune. Just forever. Pittsburgh steeler fan as being like. Yeah, this is the embodiment of over bad ass. It's right. He said when interviewed about why he referenced steelers fans specifically. This is from the Post Gazette's article Joshua axelrod did, but you can find today on the PG online. I've gone to ball games at different places, but I always felt the Pittsburgh steelers fans especially in the old stadium. They were just ice. Go do the national anthem there sometimes I mean they're steel workers, and they're good old guys with blisters or calluses on their hands, salt of the earth finest. Just the greatest people strength America the strength of America is not in Washington DC. He continued its in our people. It's on the farms and factories. It's people out here that make this country work truck drivers, the farmers and these people. That's where they were. I. Just feel like you want to go to war. Let me. Take some of these guys as me. Go your hang on a Pittsburgh steelers fan. You're GONNA find out what American anger is. That's the kind of people they are, so he always lifted up here Sean. McDowell Interviewed him a couple of times. Joe, you have one of the clips from when Sean interviewed. Charlie here's Sean with the Charlie Daniels. Charlie Daniels Band in America. You know. R.I.P Charlie passing away yesterday. At the age eighty three. That's always rocking in its. Has that like double lead southern rock sound to it, and that was the focus of his song. The South's GonNa do it. Again now, a lot of people misinterpreted that song understandably so as it was the rallying cry. Shall Rise again for disaffected southern whites after the American civil war, so when he wrote a song called the South's GonNa. Do it again. Everybody down there. That had the you know. Sympathy for the confederacy was like you're damn straight Charlie. And then he had to say. Hold on I'm talking about. We're going to keep making great southern Rum's Zik. Yeah Goes down the checklist of great southern musicians references, the allman brothers, he references Z. top references barefoot Jerry Leonard skittered. Hard covered from. But maybe he should have you know. Not Pick something that was so closely aligned. With the other thing, so we wouldn't have to. Explain it just you know songwriting one. You know at different time. Though right, I mean. The lyrics and uneasy rider would not pass muster today for political correctness, but. Now Very. That was very popular in the early Seventies. Yeah, you know. Pe- people respond to their times, and if there stuff indoors, sometimes, it doesn't fit. Twenty thirty years later. The funny thing is I think he would hate uneasy rider if if he had heard it for the first time you know within the last few years. Really, Yeah absolutely, because he because he became a conservative. Yea He really fly I mean he really flipped like any big major way? Wasn't just like You know have reconsidered some things he became. Pretty militant. Not so much then. No. That's I, remember. What was so interesting about the transformation there? Yeah I remember I was pretty, and my cousins turned me onto uneasy rider and long haired country boy. Awesome wow. Who is this guy and I remember going to see him at the Philadelphia version of Star Lake. the outdoor amphitheater I. Forget what it was called, but walking in there you could smell the whiskey. The way most rock shows you could smell he'd. Get caught up with a knife out of the air and it was, he would play venues of that size, or he would play gerbils. Such a such a pro wasn't about. At least it didn't appear to be about how much money he was making their how much acclaim he was going to earn, there was a stage in a Mike, and he had a chance to play fiddle, and he was gonNA. He was going to give you what he had. He he had a whip ass band to i. mean he always had great musicians? It's crazy. He started out playing with Dillon on those. Nashville skyline the national skyline records and also on. Did self portrait, and there's another one that I can't remember right now, but. In America. He wrote as a reaction of the Iranian hostage crisis, which you might forget, nineteen, seventy, nine and nineteen eighty-one. So that's really what that was all about. And then it had an a revival after the nine eleven attacks. And You know that was pretty much charlie. Daniels legacy big belt buckles, smoking, fiddle, playing and outspoken American dude. So r.i.p Charlie Daniels who forever immortalized the toughness of Pittsburgh steeler fans that lyrics Zoa. He'll always be beloved here for that when we come back, Mike Scott Your sports and a few more glitches in MLB's return to action. Impact Mahomes. Signing the biggest contract ever for the Kansas City, chiefs details coming up when we return here on the. Sports. Mike Pursuit of with your sports right now on the morning show. Sports Center brought to you by door. Apply before I get to that top five CD songs off time five to one. South Dakota again in America. Double, went down to Georgia. Uneasy rider long haired country boy. I would put in America higher. But I. Those those would be the five pack. Yeah. I think most probably just A. Mixed mixed your it around a little bit, but most people probably get their. Long. Haired country boy one of the classics. I get stoned in the morning I. Get drunk in the afternoon. Let's. It is the Sean McDowell Theme Song Basically. wish you have seen him one more time well onto the sports, and onto major league baseball. the sixty game schedule for everyone released last night. The pirates found out that they're going to open in Saint Louis for three beginning on Friday January July excuse me. The twenty fourth of the season closes with three in Cleveland. That begins on September. The twenty fifth in between fifty four games against the NFL and the Al Central But as Major League Baseball continues with its summer camp or spring training. Whatever you WANNA, call. The sessions that began last Friday and as baseball looks ahead to that sixty game sprint. Troubles with the virus continue to dominate the story line The athletic posting an extensive and detailed report. That includes among other things Mentions of incomplete testing that is forced teams to change or postponed workouts. Of the proper personal protection equipment. In some cases that the players were expecting. Some of that hasn't arrived. there are also concerns about the lab that MLB's using in Salt Lake City Utah. To deal with all the testing their concerns that that lab. Has the ability to handle the volume that is required to continue turning these tests around in twenty four to forty eight hours, and the Atlantic even speculates that because Fedex was closed on July fourth. That may have been a factor in. Tests not arriving teams having to postpone workouts because of that doolittle of the nationals who has been. Prominent of late in terms of the comments he's made tells the athletic quote. This has to get fixed. There's are there are a lot of players right now. That are trying to make decisions that might be participating in a camp that aren't one hundred percent comfortable with where things all right now. That's where I am. And he has appointed his manager. Dave Martinez Down Washington, says quote. As you know we've had some bumpy roads, but they're doing the best they can. They're working on cleaning everything up. We are in a very very different situation. No one has ever. Done this before I know they're working out all the bugs hopefully this upcoming week, we get tested like we said in clean this up. so baseball dealing with that as well as the schedule release yesterday, the pirates have announced two players per their. Consent outfielder Socrates Brito and right handed Pitcher Blake Cedar Lynn have tested positive. Second Basement Adam Frazier spoke to the media on zoom yesterday and said such developments are just going to be part of the deal and Everybody's GonNa have to deal with that and keep moving on. I guess everybody has a concern. first and foremost like you said we're no hope. Hopefully, those guys are all right. I know I haven't seen any of those guys having a positive since I've been here, so. I hope they're doing fine with no symptoms and all that Everybody just gotTa. Take The precautions and not. Just, try not to live your life in fear. Take Care, do what you can to stay safe and sanitize everything and and go out. Trump play baseball and. you know worry about? What you can take care of in control and. And not try not to get caught up in all the stuff that's going on around. Parts new manager Dick Shelton said. His team hasn't had any testing related issues to deal with the PNC park since they began working out last Friday, but there have been some problems in Altoona where the taxi squad as of yesterday at least had get to get things cranked up. Yeah I think batum with that. We we. I think ALTOONA. More than we've been affected here. We're still awaiting on their results there. And we still have a couple pending here I mean I think as we've seen. There's been teams that have had like blanket across. We have we have not had that issue. And it's honestly it's something like I. Think Going Off Rob's question yesterday where he asked about like symptomatic and asymmetric and I answered it. You know we can't answer the protocol. I think going even further on that is is talking specifically about guys at times because of the fact that we have guys that are pending. Guys that are positive. We have guys that are in contact tracing at times. You know we may have guys that aren't here for personal issues, so instead of me being speculative or you being speculative about like what my answer is. There's multiple layers of what happens in. An election of ROB's question yesterday about symptomatic I felt like I probably should have said that because there's a multitude of multitude of things of why guys can't be here and it I think we could go down a rabbit hole that I don't want to go down and I don't want you guys to. Put, you guys in a position where you have to go down so but to your question, Altoona has been affected a little bit more. We still have a couple, but we have not had a wide ranging thing, and then even more, so you're probably going to. This is probably GONNA be a follow up question. We got tested again yesterday so wherever it was going to ask that. Sorry, take your question, but yeah we. We got testing yesterday. Like these already picking up on what the follow up, questions are going to be getting there before you have to. Go through the process of asking it, but Yeah, it's a rabbit hole. It's very layered There are a lot of. Separate issues to deal with that are combining to create one big issue and the more you hear from around the League, the more you have to wonder. Is this really going to happen? That question seems to be asked on a daily basis on these pirate zoom calls. That started last Friday. Here's Derek Shelton on whether or not. He truly believes this proposed sixty game season can happen. I. Know You spent some time around me? I'm an optimistic person. I'm staying optimistic. But also stand day today and I think like A. Kind of outlined in the in the first day that that we met is every day as a day of adjustments regardless of what we're doing and how we're doing it and I think we have to look at that not only is the pirates, but I think we have to look at that industry-wide and to make a negative connotation of anything. We're going to have things that don't. Don't go as well as we one of wanted here and throughout the league, and then there's GonNa. Go things that really good that we didn't think about the big thing is we have to have the ability to adjust not only here in Pittsburgh, but in in every single market, and with the League in as long as we continue to learn that I'm going to stay optimistic about. Our going go about. Me To him. I think they're gonNA play. That's GonNa, be fine. I mean really it's the only I go back and forth on this I. Try to stay very upbeat and positive about okay. There's going to be hiccups and we're going to deal with obstacles along the way, but we'll all work together and get through it and we're gonNA. Get sports back and then there's those times yesterday I just kept seeing more and more reports of teams bailing on practice like the nats of cancer left the Astros canceled all right well. Cancel yeah, and then you just Kinda. Go all right. This is happening. Why are we even going through? This is just an exercise in futility. In time such as these Randall. I always like to go back to the great voice of reason. Kevin Bacon who once said remain calm. All is well. Thanks Mike Dowse got you news coming up at the top of the Hour Valerie. What are you gonNA be talking about. We're GONNA talk about the top five activities. We've done drinking during the pandemic. A pretty. Amazing Beatles anniversary. Yesterday and we're going to play some audio that is going to blow you away. I think the day that Paul and John met yesterday nineteen, fifty seven. It was the anniversary of the day they met one another. And there's actually ought. This isn't a bit. There's actually audio of it. That is surface now. I did notice. I'm sure Beatles. Nuts knew all about this already, but I had never heard this before. This is fascinating stuff. We'll tell you about when we come. Randy Baumann in the DVD morning show. Boy I know Beatles Aficionados new this I did not. Yesterday was the anniversary of the day. That John Lennon Paul McCartney met for the first time nineteen fifty seven. And the thing that was interesting about it. It was at A. Church Fair. The garden feet in the crowning of the Rose Queen. It was like a parade right where they had these like flatbed trucks and they had the Rose Queen on. It was just basically like you know the best behave girl in the parish or whatever? They're like. Parading her along and the band was on another truck. Following them. John Lennon was in the band. The quarrymen playing that day. In the interesting thing about it of course, was he? Had, never met Paul McCartney, so the Bass player of the quarrymen then. Ivan Vaughan played tea chest. Bass teach US base. Which I'm guessing is exactly what it sounds like. You know the thing you kept your teabags in. They turn it into a base like a cigar box, guitar or something like that right? And he introduced him John to one of his classmates from Liverpool Institute fifteen year old Paul McCartney. Fifty historic occasion was the first time McCartney met John Lennon. Who is one year older? McCartney taught him how to tune his guitar. Which is kind of funny, and then he he played. Eddie Cochran, twenty flight, rock and Gene Vincent BEBOP UP, and did a medley of little richer tunes like I guess he just picked up John's guitar and started playing it. This is what Paul had to say about it. I remember coming into the feet and seeing all the sideshows. In also hearing all this great music wafting in from this little tannoy system, it was John and the band I remember I was amazed I thought Oh great because I was obviously into the music I remember John Singing. A song called. Come go with me. He'd heard it on the radio. He didn't really know the versus, but he knew the courses the rest he just made up himself I. Just thought well. He looks good. He's Signi well, and he seems like a great lead singer to me. Of course he had his glasses off, so he looked really swab I remember John was good. He was really the only outstanding member and rest kind of slipped. Away Lennon equally impressed with McCartney. who showed a natural talent for singing songs that the quarrymen worked hard to accomplish? mckearney also recalled performing on a church hall piano, said I knocked around the backstage piano, and that would have been a whole lot of shaking Jerry Lee. That's what I remember. John Leaning over contributing a deft right hand in the upper octave, and surprising me with his berry breath. It's not that I was shocked. I remember this particular detail. So as remarkable as it is. They have confirmation and all the flyers from this show and stuff of the day that Paul McCartney. John Lennon someone actually recorded it. There were these primitive recording systems at the time. Like I'm assuming real the real. But. What was the likelihood that someone will have a recording of the first time? That Paul McCartney would meet John Lennon. This is what the quarrymen we're doing on that day, and that's a little hard to make out, but it's still kind of amazing. So. That's I mean. What are the chances that the Big Bang? Of Music Kinda. Happened on that day in someone was there to record it. After that show. They went to a pub. They lied about their age, so they could get in. There were fifteen. What was the drinking age in Liverpool? But they were like you look all enough I know. and then John Lennon and Pete shotton. Members of the quarrymen discussed whether they should invite McCartney on board. And they decided he'd be an asset two weeks later. He saw McCartney cycling through. Walton in Paul Moldova the invitation to join in eventually agreed to join the quarrymen and the rest. Is History that happened. Yesterday sixty three days ago or sixty three years ago. June seventh. Or six hundred, nineteen, Fifty, seven, pretty incredible. Here's the Beatles. Here's what it would become all those years later. You know the interesting thing about this. When I hear this Octo I think about the fact that Ringo Starr talks about. He didn't think they were GONNA. Break up for good. He thought they were just taking a break for many many years. We have that story earlier. When the Beatles were offered a quarter million dollars to reunite in the mid seventies, they almost did it, but the promoter was just a little too much of a jackass, and had like some guy wrestling shark as the opening act. They decide not to do it. Too! But at that point, so that's like nineteen, seventy five and Ringo was like Nah. We'll get back together and then you know. Time kept slipping away. Is there any doubt had? They survived that John would survive that the original four would have got together in some way, shape or form. You got to believe they would have been. It wouldn't have been for the money. Just you know those guys needed a break. They started when they were fifteen years old on the back of a flatbed truck at the crowning of the. Rose Queen. Here's the Beatles from. Let it be DVD. The, morning show. Anniversary yesterday the day that John and Paul met one another and in nineteen, fifty seven came a long way from that. Saint Peter's Church Rose Queen Crowning and. It's Ringo's birthday today. He's eighty years old. Today Ringo Starr. He wore a lot of rings. So Richard became rings and then Ringo. And then when he took Drum Solos in the first is in they call them his like star, time or something like that because he was like you know being a superstar. A rockstar and so ringo. Starr was born. I'm sure there's a Beatles aficionado out there. Who Will tweak that story? I'm sorry I missed it by a degree or two here there, but happy birthday ringo. WHO's eighty I love that? Let it be record. There's let it be naked and the. Original let it be produced by Phil Spector. Which? A lot of the song sound completely different because of the orchestration and everything, and if you think about it so much of the Beatles catalogue. Was Enhanced by production whether certain Phil Spector. That? When you hear them stripped down like that like you hear them just with Billy Preston, playing keys on that one. It would have been so cool to see them. Perform live and have that raw sound with those vocals. With none of the production. Just Say Five of them. You know the for them. And then you know Billy pressed it on keys or Nicky, Hopkins, or somebody like that on a tour. That would have been the coolest thing, and that's why I always love. Let it be I like both versions, but the naked one. It really just shows you. Sort of the genesis of all the songs and how they originally started and They're they're all great. Every one of those is on the record is unbelievable, but is there a Beatles Song? That's bad. Like is there song. That's a crappy one. Probably get! The benefit just because of the Beatles. Even if it's like a little bit of a Miss, you go. Yeah, but it was a stepping stone towards. She loves you. Guys. Got Your News coming up next what you got. We're going to talk about the top five things. People do when they're drinking during lockdown. Doug Benson. Host of the world famous podcast Doug loves movies coming eight. Forty five the DVD morning. The US is looking to ban a popular social media APP. TIKTOK in trouble in an interview on Fox News yesterday. Secretary of State. Mike pompeo said the trump administration would look at banning Chinese apps like Tick Tock over National Security and privacy concerns, pompeo added. People should only download tiktok quote if you want your private information in the hands of the Chinese Communist Party and quotes. Adults using that. You've found on the why I feel like. That's one that twelve year old girls use. I'm with you, Val, I thought snapchat was the same way like someone's like. Come up with snapchat. That'd be great and I just kept thinking like this is now i? I missed IT I. Don't get to do this I'm too old I. would love to have when I was younger. Be Able to use. My creativity to make fun little videos, but like you you at a certain point, it's just pathetic, right? Yeah Andy Bowman and the. Morning Show. You know more power to you if you're if like doing it just. Old Guy new technology things. It's just seems kind of like. It's enough for me like everything doesn't have to be for you. That comes out you know if it's popular right and year to certain agent. You don't have to embrace it like Ed. Bouchette doesn't need a TIKTOK. You know what I mean like Jean Call, you. Need A TIKTOK I, know a guy. In his fifties, who uses Tiktok? Well I don't know. I I just feel like people got enough of me. Like, there's enough of me you don't need anymore. If want there's four hours every day. There's a facebook page and everyone's arguing on the know. There's the twitter look. That's enough right sure. Is At some point. This all just becomes everybody's identity. And then you have to otherwise like you have to have all of these platforms, or you feel like you're not participating in society, and the more that we're all quarantined, and not socially interacting with one another the more likely it is that we're going to have more of these feelings of like well I need to be connected everyone through every possible way, and then we'll start to rely on those too much val, and then we're going to be a completely cloistered society, or we're not going to go out of our house ever again. That's what I fear and hope at the same time. Going the way read. What's that? You think everybody's GonNa just sit outside of their house and. Na Interact with one another in contact. Talk. Oh, yeah not. I don't even know what it is I know. There's a video of a dog walking dog, and it says tiktok on it, and that's one more. Do you want up up I trying to do less social media. The longer this thing goes. Starting to bunking haven't been on amazingly. I haven't been on it as much either. You know. I have fits you know I go on like. Bench type things you know. Like. I'm GONNA tweet like crazy for a couple of days and then I'm like Oh, we'll just happened I gotta stop doing that. My life is not worse for it either. Well. Should be more like you, but in reality while I talked about us being sequestered sort of these days. I can't wait to go on a road trip again. Like old style road trip if you WANNA go on a road trip today's DVD odeal from right Hyundai was made for your next adventure. Vow as deal is a owned two thousand eighteen Toyota four runner limited. Let me tell you something. My favorite car I've ever owned absolutely I gotTA SR five there the I love that damn truck loaded with navigation, smart device, integration, onboard, communication, system, running boards, or does or My Dad would say those are cute. Trailer Hatch, also on this one to a must have all your boat or camper. It's all set up for you. 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Representatives with allegheny county health department adding two hundred eighteen more co with nineteen cases to the county's total yesterday, there were no new deaths an ounce for Monday in the county State Health Department stats twenty seven new cases for Westmoreland county seventeen for Washington county, ten and Butler Fayette had seven positives, beaver and Lawrence Five Mercer Four Green Three and Somerset one. Allegany county court officials say six employees there have tested positive for copen. Nineteen six are in addition to three staff members with da Stevens. Pals office, who also reportedly tested positive in an email Monday court administrator Christopher Connors added to other attorneys who work at the courthouse tested positive as well all that according to the Tribune review an HR official with Westmoreland County says an employee at that county courthouse tested positive county officials were notified about the positive Sunday with the person last working at the courthouse. Last Wednesday July first officials aren't saying which department the person worked in though they would add that. Four people who worked in close contact with the person are in quarantine for the next fourteen days. At a pair of fire stations that make up the townships fire department are temporarily out of service after a department member tested positive at person, potentially exposed as many as forty five other people to the virus during a fourth of July gathering for both stations on Saturday, for allegheny township, police officers are self quarantining as well after being on emergency calls with that firefighter. Cases still surging in Florida Arizona, California and Texas These numbers are shocking Dallas County in Texas yesterday, the county had twelve hundred fourteen new cases. That's the fourth day of than one thousand new cases in Dallas, county, La. County reported fifteen hundred eighty four new cases yesterday now I know those. Counties are way bigger away more densely populated than we are, but man I cannot imagine. Those kind of numbers were shocked at two hundred. Yeah to hundred, it's. Like let's. Daily County. Let's just hope that you know. Hospitalizations and fatalities are lagging stats. You see these numbers now. A lot of people take comfort in the fact that there's not a ton hospitalizations or deaths that go along with it, but we're really going to find out the severity of all of these. Positive diagnoses in the next couple of weeks, so let's hope it stays that most of the people that have at our young and can handle it, and you even heard some up. AMC officials say that they think that the strain that has been circulating here anyways is less severe that they're seeing many less severe cases, so fingers crossed. That's the case. The FDA is approving a corona virus tests that can show results in fifteen minutes. It'll be used with another diagnostic tool at more than twenty five thousand hospitals around the country medical technology company behind it calls the test, a game changer for healthcare workers and patients becton. Dickinson plans to make more than ten million tests over the next two months, and at least two million weekly by the end of September, it appears Kanye. West's yeezy Brandon has benefited from the paycheck protection program the. The Hollywood reporter says the Small Business Administration said the rapper and his brand received over two million dollars from the program amid pandemic easy also revealed at saved one hundred sixty jobs because of the program locally, according to the Post Gazette, Kelly, auto group got between six hundred thousand and one point four million dollars. That's the Butler business owned by the family of US Right Rep Mike Kelly also report park and goodwill locally got money among others from the paycheck protection program. One silver lining new survey by Johnson's baby revealed seventy five percent of parents say they have a stronger relationship with their kids. Now than before Covid, nineteen sixty seven percent of parents surveyed said they've experienced at least one milestone in their child's life that they would have otherwise missed from first words to riding a bike for the first time and parents surveyed said they've learned to be more patient, more kind and more gentle over the past few months spent with their kids. Getting drunk on your couch more popular than ever because well, what else are we going to do? The alcohol APP drizzly as users about different activities, and how many they've done while drinking since the virus hit boozing in front of the TV, most popular by far ninety three percent. say they've done that since mid-march during zoom call, people are boozing usually just for happy hour not. During a work meeting sixty nine percents at that sixty three percent, boozing while just hanging out fifty six percent, cooking or eating and forty three percent to celebrate a special occasion alone, and it looks like at home. Drinking might be the trend for the rest of the year. Less than one in five drinkers say they plan to go to bars as much or more than they did. Before the lockdown started the vast majority saying they'll go less. Soap Star Kristin Alfonso leaving days of our lives. After thirty seven years, she played hope Bo, and hope huge story line I guess probably eighties or early nineties in a statement posted on her instagram yesterday. The actress revealed she'll be leaving the daytime soap opera. She shared that she's already filmed her final episodes and will not return when the show resumes production in September. Delay we've. We've touched on this couple times this morning. Today's Ringo Star's. eightieth birthday normally the formal beadle former Beatles celebrates with a lot of fanfare on stage with fans, while people celebrating countries around the world, but because of covid nineteen he celebrating online this year they'll still be performing a virtual charity concert, though along with Paul McCartney Joe Walsh Ben Harper Sheryl Crowe, Gary Clark, junior and Sheila, e that will benefit black lives. Matter the David Lynch. WATERAID and musicares that set for eight o'clock tonight. You can see that on Youtube and NASA. Astronauts wished Ringo Happy Birthday this morning from the International Space, station. Sun Today hot and humid, and there is a chance of a shower thunderstorm later temperatures in the low to mid nineties. We are at seventy two at DV E. Well Happy Birthday to Ringo Starr? You Know Ringo was in one of my all time. Favorite movies as a Kid Caveman Caveman was a movie. That was Put Out nineteen eighty one. It was written by Carl. GOTTLIEB directed by Carl Gottlieb to he worked. He wrote the jerk with Steve Martin. He wrote jaws. He was a part of legendary comedy. Troupe called the committee before that, but this guy like this was a big flop like it went to go from jaws the caveman. it was not a commercial success. However, it played so much on HBO. When I was a kid. That I became obsessed with this movie. There's no real English dialogue and it just a little bit. And you mentioned that Ringo is going to be doing that show Joe. Walsh Well Joe Walsh is Ringo's brother-in-law through marriage because Ringo met his wife Barbara Bach. On the set of the movie caveman because she was in it and she plays his love interest. He played a Tuque. In the movie, but there are some great. She was Lana and they talk about There's like this dialogue I swear my my dad used to talk about this all the time. They've called love making love me. They called the Doug. And then like. A to Alana Alana alluded Duke Zog's. So, Zach Zach became a term. At least in in my family's lexicon to indicate like. John Matuzek was in that movie to Mike. I don't know if you remember this one. IT IS A. member. So bad, but it's it's so bad. It's good, you know. Avery Schreiber was in a as well. And Dennis Quaid. Long. Yeah exactly the doritos Guy. Dennis Quaid and shelley long a young long in that also so if you're looking for something, really bizarre, the celebrate Ringo's birthday. You can't go wrong with Caveman Mike. I always thought you know the scene in. History of the world where there in the caveman days, and the guy with the little lacked in any gets by the dinosaur I always thought if you made a whole movie out of that, it would have been caveman. Well, ironically, they came out of the exact same time. Caveman in history of the world came out at the same time, and so did quest for fire, so there were these like, even though it wasn't a big part of history of the world, it had big caveman sequence, and then you had the movie caveman, and then you had quest for fire, so there was a lot of cavemen theatre going on at that time. There was art. It was the art critic. Yeah Mel Brooks is take on, it was. A, little, a little more blatantly funny but Jack Caveman with Ringo Starr. WHO also started frank? ZAPPA movie two hundred motels and he was an all bunch of different stuff through the years just basically as himself because you can't. Ringo could not be Ringo like even in the movie Caveman Your Ringo. Kids suspend this belief for that long, anyways, here's Ringo and one of the ones. They let him sing by quicken loans. Sports. Mike pursued with your sports. Now. DVD What Stop My. Sports, center brought to you by Bridge Ville appliance. Major League Baseball announced its schedule last night, which means. The pirates now know the particulars of when and where they'll be playing. They knew all along it would be. A sixty game composite schedule reduced schedule, featuring games against the central and the Al Central, but now that the details have been announced new manager Derek Shelton knows when and where he'll be playing against his old boss Rocco Ball Deli the manager of the Minnesota. Twins Shelton met the media yesterday as he's been doing on a daily basis since Friday via zoom and talked about that. Oh. Yeah, I'm sure it's going to be a lot of fun I'm really looking forward to rolling in through Minnesota to see what he can plan. No the fact that he's had months to plan something as as opposed to what he planned in. You know two weeks in spring training, but yeah I mean it'll be. It's going to be a cool situation to play them a lot of friends there. Their staff I'm extremely close with with I talked Rocco. If not every day every other day, you know still so it'll be. It'll be cool. You know it's. It's one of those things that anytime you get to play a place where you've been in. You have special relationships it. It makes it It makes it fun, but Lord only knows what he's GonNa, do to me once we go in there. Pirates of open up on Friday July twenty, four in Saint Louis. They'll be at the twins on August the third, and the fourth, and then the twins come to Pittsburgh on August the fifth and six, so Rocco Ball Deli and Dirk Shelton of a lot of time to catch up the pirates playing the. Al Central instead of the L. East and That May. Prove to be beneficial to the pirates given Shelton's knowledge of his former division. Right definitely. Thanks, so I think when you play an interleague in you really don't know but the fact that I've come from the central and seeing those guys so having a little general knowledge there and then rely on our group here. You know that was the one that we've talked about it a little bit. That was a one little bit disadvantage of coming into. Into the National League and again time that I used during between one and two to to watch the central to try to get myself up to speed on it in watch different things because I didn't have as much just baseline knowledge of every team so along with watching when you're watching pirates games during that time you're usually. I usually watched him in the central. And he references one and two. He's talking about spring training, one and spring training to which some people are calling. What's going on now? Spring training to some are calling it summer camp. whatever you WANNA, call it. Dark Shelton is referenced a couple of times since last Friday. How he thought the time off was very productive for for himself and the staff that wasn't as if they just shut down spring training tonight. Let us know where we gotta start this again. He did a lot in terms of evaluating his team. Evaluating his players studying who they're gonNA play things of that nature, so the pirates for what it's worth feel like. They are pretty far along in the process, maybe further ahead. Than people might expect them to be given how much time there was between spring training, one and spring training to ask for that adjustment in schedule They're not gonNA. Play the Yankees the red sox or the raise It's not the east as rescues me. L. East as originally planned, but Adam Frazier isn't so sure that's much of an advantage. I wouldn't say a break. You Know Still Big League ball clubs that are really good. I know twins and white SOx sells. Really, good at in Cleveland's really good Tigers ads. Royals are. So it's. Each and every day your plan bigly Balti- ball club so You gotta bring it to In the BASS mcdonagh. the the lesser teams I guess in the standings. We hadn't really done a whole lot against anyway so. Each day brings new tasks. One data. Yeah kind of politically correct answer there. I don't know I think if you're playing tigers instead of the Yankees that's probably. Advantageous. The. Tigers are as good as the Yankees but. We'll see. We'll see. I mean the Tigers think there's GonNa the Yankees. I'd rather play the central the DA l. e.. Ensure. That again. You never know you never know. Dirk Shelton also said yesterday. The pirates haven't had any testing related issues in Pittsburgh. It got forty guys working out in Pittsburgh, but they have had problems in Altoona. That's where the nineteen man taxi squad is supposed to be preparing, and as a result of those problems with getting taxed and whatnot. They have not started formal workouts yet. In altoona, the the initial thought as the pirates moved into this phase of their preparation. was that altoona would. A short while after. The, the forty man squad PNC park began working out. They'd like to get that. Going haven't done so yet. A lot of reports yesterday, including a very detailed analysis by the athletic chronicles the issues that are arising with teams. Having incomplete test results, that has forced to multiple teams to have to change or postponed workouts. Also reporting that the players have not gotten all of their personal protection equipment. As they were supposed to That's got some people concerned. Are Concerns according to the athletic about The lab that MLB's using to process all of these tests in Salt Lake City Utah, being able to handle the volume turnaround is supposed to be a twenty four to forty eight hours and That's not happening in some cases, and that's another issue on top of baseball's mountain of problems as all these teams and Leagues Randy you're having to. Work through a lot of stuff and didn't figure that, even if you were very diligent about trying to plan it, stuff was gonna come up that people either didn't think over didn't think would be. Seriously enough concern and You got to figure it out as you go along, which is kind of dangerous? But we talked a little bit with Robert Temple about this yesterday where it's. A concentrated spring training three weeks for these guys get ready for the season, but in the same way that they're physically getting ready to play baseball, the logistics of Having a season in the middle of a pandemic. They're having these three weeks to try to like deal with and have dry run through. Okay, what do we do with? When there's an outbreak here, what do we do when there's a lag in testing what we do, so? They're getting that all figured out right now to I'm not. Too concerned. With what's happening right now if? In two weeks they're still like. What the Hell do we do? This then I would get a little bit worried, but right now. This is part of the growing pains of figuring out. How do you re launch sports amidst pandemic? You're going to have these these hiccups, and then you deal with them and move forward so hopefully they'll get the testing. Thing figured out. Maybe, the holiday did play into that. As well and You know they'll be able to continue to to. Detect cases early quarantine them and keep it from. Being like an whole team's worth of an outbreak, 'cause if If it goes wild on one team in the entire team has to sit out. What do you do you know if it happens to one team? They're in a lot of trouble just one. And could have multiple teams, and we'll find out soon. Enough baseball going to crank up at the end of July hockey is hoping to get everything officially ratified and in place and go to training camp on Monday July thirteenth the NBA supposed to resume July, the thirty in Orlando and You know if you're wondering how that relates to football. The NFL has been fortunate in all. All of this hit during its off season in the NFL will at least have a chance to see how everybody else is doing it. What works what does not where the problems are? And maybe the NFL could benefit from that being that it's going to be the last league to d-actually crank it up again. we shall see a Patrick Mahomes cashing in big time yesterday. His new deal will keep him with the Kansas City chiefs through twenty thirty one season NFL dot com reporting that it's worth. Four, hundred, seventy, seven, million including. Guarantee mechanisms. That's a that's a new phrase. I hadn't heard that one before in a contract analysis, but guarantee mechanisms Max of five hundred, three million. Here's profootballtalk broke it down ten million dollar signing bonus, one hundred and twenty four point seven million in base salaries, three hundred and thirty seven point, two million and roster bonuses, five point six million in workout bonuses and twenty, five, million available in incentives. homes has opt outs if those. Guarantee mechanisms are not exercise for whatever reason and there is a no trade clause. If you'RE GONNA. Sign a guy that type of deal. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA? Trade him. He's springsteen Randy. Just getting started. That's quite a contract for football quite contract indeed. About a lot of people that can cure. A lot of teams, it secured their Stud quarterback are glad that they did before that contract got out there. That's been reported as the most lucrative in sports history who's next. got. got. What's that Mike Speaking of quarterback? They never last all time greatest contracts somebody always comes along and tops. Yeah, it's GonNa be a little bit before somebody tops. That one I think foul. Ben's dog had seven puppies yesterday. Someone says adopted seven dogs. I was like that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, no, the Post I saw said his dog had seven puppies. Well maybe. He'll get lineman. Everybody gets a puppy. Dog loves movies PODCASTS. Doug Benson's GONNA be joining us after the break in at the top of the hour value have. We're going to talk about America's favorite vegetables and I'm going to argue number one on the list. Borderline. Vegetable. All right inappropriate jokes warnings. Also A. Tribute to syd Barrett boy. Today's a really momentous day. In rock and roll history so syd Barrett anniversary that will celebrate coming show. babysitting. Teens. On that. Here, he is Doug. Benson host of the Doug loves movies PODCAST, which streams everywhere you you can get your podcast and he joins us here for his regular slot on the DVD morning. Show what's going on man. You know pretty much. The same got through fourth of July weekend. Okay and I do have to kind of start with a confession, though which is. the only thing I saw over the weekend. Was I Wash Hamilton Twenty five times? That's very patriotic of you. Can you imagine I mean? It feels just wanted to get once. It feels like you're. You're watching it for the million time because it's such a strange thing that I. I've only seen the show on stage once in New York, but you know I bought the soundtrack and I know pretty much all the words of the shows entirely Kylie Weird. Really Weird to finally see this TV version. That's very well produced, but you know I already know all the words friend of mine tweeted something about a I wish I knew I wish I had a family that didn't know the words to Hamilton. His daughters wife, or whoever probably just sat around singing every word you know I love it, because I love musicals, but I'm telling everyone that asks spent that. If you don't love musicals, you're probably going to not like it or you know or just find it to be mildly diverting. You know because. It is the story is pretty interesting. There's a lot of history there that you know. People may or may not know and the songs are really catchy, but it is wall to wall. Singing and the people don't like that. Are, is it singing or rapping? Both. There's there's no dialogue either either rapping or singing the entire time. So it's and they're very talented at it's an it's good, but it's also you know it's. It's very confusing because it's like. The entire show almost pretends slavery didn't exist a mentioned a few times, and how it needs to end, but George Washington's a black man. Jefferson's black like they have all races in the show so. That to me is I love how inclusive it is, but at the same time I hope that there aren't people out there that you know. Other history wrong in terms of race, you know. People are genuinely might think George Washington was black. Worried about they might, or they might be unnecessarily angry about the fact that spite by a black actress. All that's happening. There's no doubt Oh. Jenny slate can't do big mouth, but this guy can play George Washington. That's with a you know going to be yelled around here. That's that's somewhere. That's in the chat. Her that person might not know Jenny slate, but you get my reference. Yeah big mouse yeah. I feel like inadequate that I haven't seen Hamilton yet, and I know like I usually like to be on top of anything. That's happening pop culture wise, but for some reason I have resisted. Just because I don't know I don't know why I don't hate it. Don't hate the idea and I know when I finally do watch it. I'll be like that was great. I loved it, but I have very minimal interest in sitting down to watch that for two and a half hours right now. I, mean, what helps me is like it really high for Seattle. and. That sort of you know and it's. The singing and the rapping comes at a pretty fast pace. There's a lot of information in there. Seeing it or hearing it a second time, you. Can you know pick up different things but? If you don't like musicals, I'm telling you go ahead and not bother with it. Have you ever seen on stage the book of Mormon? Yes, I saw it in New York and you loved it loved it. Yeah. That's the only musical that people that don't like musicals should see. I saw that anti-spam lot and I love both of them. Okay, good, but spam alive. It's SORTA not a thing anymore, right? Nobody's really doing revivals of spam along, but I saw. Red Rentals good. Well okay, then you like musicals see the thing is. People. Hate musical so much, but everyone is like a book of Mormon was great because they're. They're surprised. The musical could be. Fun and funny and in the case of book of Mormon a very sacrilegious in dirty. You know I mean some of the worst things were sentiments I've ever heard expressed on stage. Are said in that show. Right. you know. Know so that shows that a safe place to be a baby is all I'm saying? Gee, superstar was the thing that that queued me into. Musicals might be cool before that I didn't know like I had no idea that. Many good songs, catchy songs in other musicals, the other I mean I haven't seen a ton of them, but it was never like a thing in my house like Oh. We're GONNA. Sit Down and watch. Tonight kids like that didn't happen. That's the great thing about the South Park guys. Trey and Matt is that. When they made a South Park movie, it was a musical and everyone just went with it. Nobody could claim south. Park fans were just like this is great. They're singing about farting or whatever, and it didn't bother people as a musical. It doesn't bother people that musical numbers on South Park all the time. And but for some reason people are still you know, and of course I'm saying mostly like. Men are just resistant to musical snow yeah. Well, what are your? What are your top three musicals? You're a musical guy. What are your top three? well I I yeah I gotTA. Say I love book of Mormon. But as much as I like Hamilton I. Don't think it will be top three. I really liked the stage version of beetlejuice that they just did. I'm not saying that that would be great. It's so fun, but it closed with the cove it on Broadway. Because, it was going to have to close at the end of summer anyway, but it's You know they'll be touring companies of it. I really recommend that you check that out when. Roles through Pittsburgh but then the the Mel Brooks musical. The producers was really good. Avenue. PUGH is really fun. but yeah, it's hard for me to just narrow it down to. Buy Three favorites. Because I I like so many I just love it on it movies or theater I. I'm a huge musical fan, and there's also it's not hard to keep up with because there's not that many new ones. You know movies. There's only like one or two new musicals year. Why don't they just t kids history like that? Why don't they just have musicals about history and you know I guarantee you? Everybody could pass a test on this after the musical. Oh! Yeah, no, there's more teenage girls. That know the one thing in history that they really know is everything that happened around Alexander Hamilton. Because the show is so romanticize. Even though he cheated on his wife got caught in had Mitt it and all this stuff, the the women in the show they're just like beautiful and singing beautiful songs about how in love they are with Hamilton, so it's just very Plays into. It's like you know I assume. It's the same crowd that used to be really into the twilight movies. Okay, so now another thing. I know you watched the lodge and I was reading something earlier that said that in the midst of this pandemic that we're going through where everybody's been on heightened alert. People, find comfort watching horror movies because it gives your your. Body this like practice of tension of stress like you. You go through like a you know dress rehearsal for something terrible happening, and it actually gives you comfort. I could see that I can see that. It's been interesting having a movie podcast during this because you know what I'm recommending movies to people. Everybody's got a different laying. you know different genre that works for them now. Some people want to be scared. More someone to be scared. Less some just love watching things. They've already seen because it's hard to concentrate on new characters and a new story. You know but the trouble with the lodge is that it is not scary. All. I wasn't scared for a moment of it it. It was apparently it was was it released last year and just now streaming. I think what happened. Was it kind of caught the? Bad should be on the wave of drive in movies, okay? I think it's been playing I in drive INS and on demand, and now at the reached a prime. So if you have pride, you, can, you can you can. You can be disappointed for free. But alright in all fairness. Have you ever gone back and watched a movie that scare the Piss out of you when you were a little kid? And then you watch it as an adult and you're like this. This is terrible How did this even scare me at all? I think that's probably happened or certainly. You, know I can look at it and go. We'll Mellon adult. This is scaring me, but I still access. Those those feelings like the filmmakers did do a good job. Of you know creeping me out like when I was a kid, I saw this movie carnival of soul. And nothing is not really that scary, but it's just a bunch of people walking around who are dead, a very white faces, and so it's just the whole thing is scary Being so then as an adult when I watched it again, I. Oh, I get it. I was terrified of this as a kid, but now I could just watch it and go. That would terrify kid. I watched children of the corn as an adult. When I was a kid, it was terrifying I watched adult. It was the dumbest movie I've ever like. I can't believe even as a kid. I was so disappointed in myself for having been scared at it one time. Yeah, it's terrible. have. You ever heard of a movie called Good Night Mommy. Now. It was directed by the same pair of directors who made the lodge, and so that's why going into the lodge. I thought we'll something really messed. Up is going to happen because they make good night, Mommy and in that movie. It's a pair of twin boys. Tie Up and then torture. Their are loved. Doing things like sewing sewing her lips together. And look into like six or seven or something, it is so disturbing I looked up at. It says it's Austrian that that's just seems to make perfect sense to me for some reason. Yeah. Yeah so the law. More of that it's like less graphic, but it's still just creepy. People might get into it, but there's one group of people that I will tell right now to not watch it. And this is A. This is a tricky area. Because how do you feel randy about? The death of an animal's syphilis dogs not can't handle it. Man I can't I can watch a person. Get cut in half, but I can't watch dogs die or kiss. Oh, I, see the movies. Oiling the movie. It's giving you a fair warning if I say. Something happens to a dog in this movie. Right I'm out. But also you're not mad at me for ruining the movie. That I warned you and everyone else can live with the fact that yet one point of dogs. GonNa die, but it's not. That's not what the movie's about. So all right Doug Doug has done everything he can to discourage you from watching the lodge at this point, seventy three percent rating right now on rotten tomatoes though. People think it's a work of art. It's so crazy. Here's my yelp. Review of the lodge. I wanted to check out early half star. Because it's. Always a pleasure man, thank so much. Thank you I'll talk to you next week. Candy wrappers. Sit. Down Erg. Well happy birthday to Ringo. Starr you know Ringo was in one of my all time. Favorite movies as a kid caveman. Caveman was a movie. That was put out nineteen eighty-one. It played so much on Hbo when I was a kid that I became obsessed with this movie. There's no real English dialogue and it just a little bit. I swear my my dad used to talk about this all the time. They've called love making love me. They called it Doug. And then like. A to a loon Alana a lunatic. So sucked. Zach became a term. At least in in my family's lexicon to indicate like. Randy Bowman and the DVD morning show. My Dad Constantly said that my dad would always refer somebody like. Doing what he thinks. It'll suck. It's stupid. What are you going val? Here's the channel eleven severe weather center Central Oven. It's seventy six degrees at DB, either news is brought to us by window. Nation Amy Cooper the white woman who called nine one one from Central Park and claimed an African American man was threatening. Her was charged yesterday with filing a false police report. Cooper is now facing a misdemeanor and up to year in jail. The man in the video was Christian. 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That doesn't make sense to me. Now is it's a fruit right? I guess so technically. I'm a look, Brahma tomato fruit. Truth are okay I think it's a vegetable. And since we can make our own narratives these days, my truth is. Tomatoes are fruits. Broccoli number three on the list. followed by PS. asparagus Brussel sprouts, eggplant artichokes, radishes, number nine, and is number ten on the list. Never been a radish. US. Beans dooms. Right! Those aren't vegetable. Okay. I guess yeah technically. But. You can make them. As I said earlier. Make up your own truth. Be a vegetable truth. No squash that is a word squash. I think it's vegetables. You squash generally those two go together. Yeah I. Don't know is a pickle A. Vegetable. Cucumbers Vegetable Okay well, then there you go. legendary marvel comics writer. Stanley's company has struck a deal with global brand management company Brands International to create a Stanley Universe under the agreement lease. 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Roger Waters didn't recognize him. Richard Wright thought it was Roger Waters Friend, and then asked him, and he said no me said. David Gilmour presumed he was an ems staff member Nick Mason failed to recognize him eventually they realized it was waters who so distress? He was reduced to tears at one point, pull out a toothbrush and attempted to brush his teeth by holding the brush, still and jumping up and down. Which? WHO's to say that's the wrong way. He was asked by fellow visitor how he managed to gain so much weight, he said he had a large refrigerator in his kitchen and he'd been eating lots pork chops. He said Hey. My services are available to you. If you guys need anything so Roger, waters said well listen to this song. Let me know what you think. He played them. Shine on crazy diamond China. Shine on you crazy diamond. and Said said he didn't like it and he walked out of the studio. That'd be the last time. Anybody saw syd Barrett from pink floyd. He passed away this day, two thousand and six. Rick Right spoke about the session in an interview with twenty one thing that really stands out in my mind that I'll never forget I was going into the shine on sessions I went in the studio. I saw this guy sitting at the back. He was only as far away as you are for me. I didn't recognize him. I said, who is that guy behind you? That said I just cracked up. I couldn't believe it eat out. All his hair shaved off his eyebrows, everything jumping up and down brushing his teeth. It was awful and I was in. Russia was in tears and I think I was also in tears. It was very shocking seven years of no contact and then to walk in while we're actually doing that particular track. I don't know coincidence Karma Fate, who knows? But it was very very powerful nick. Mason has said when I think about it. All I can see. Are, his eyes I can still see his eyes, but it was everything else. That was different. Roger Waters said I had no idea who he was for a very long time. Well he helped inspire this tune in. There's some great psychedelic PSYCHEDELIC era pink floyd penned by Sibert if you WANNA, go back and Revisit Piper at the gates, dawn, but This is the the tune they were working on that day. Shine on, you crazy diamond. Sports. All right. Here's Mike with sports on DVD what's up. You know one of the voids that's been filled and the. It's been a small step, but I think significant one. Is that ever since the pirates? Reported for organized workouts and began having those on Friday at PNC, Park. We've heard some actual. Amid this pandemic yesterday, Mitch Kelly talked about wanting to be more effective with change up Adam Frazier and Derek Shelton discussed the designated hitter in relation to how that can be used as an off-day with at bats for a position player. Get a guy off the field, but still get him his his for swings. We've heard about Josh Bells throwing Jacob stallings receiving Joe Moss grows new extension side to seamer, and Gregory plunk owes power and progress as a base runner that last one I believe when I see it by the way, but the other talking about playing the game into details baseball that has been refreshing at least to me, but part of the discussion has also been. About the the problems, baseball continues to experience, a tries to return the guys who have opted out yesterday. We talked a lot today about that story from the athletic detailed problems and issues with the test results not coming back on time, personal protective equipment, not showing up where it's supposed to hiccups in the system. If you will, the baseball is experiencing. And David price the latest player to say thanks, but no thanks in terms of playing this season amid pandemic. There's still a lot of stuff that baseball's dealing with. That is going to have to deal with. The basketball is going to have to deal with and football is going to have to deal with, but for what it's worth Adam. Frazier said yesterday that he showed up with No such concerns about not playing and still doesn't have any. I mean there wasn't really any second thoughts for me. Like I said you to control what you can control Be Cautious of what's around you? Know. Other gosling members that have to look out for kids. Look out for that kind of deal of me, you know. About kids and stuff like that. I'm just trying to. Do what I can to you know limit Interaction with with everyone and go have fun. Control what you can control his probably coaching cliche number one in any sport, but maybe it applies now more than it ever has. It's a good way to look at it. Just keep your head down. Keep going deal with what you can as you can. none of the pirates of opted out at least not yet they still have that option open to them in the new manager, Dirk Shelton said yesterday that anybody decides to exercise that option. The organization would have their back, but we have not had anybody in. Go farther with that if we do have somebody that that opts out one hundred percent, respect them, you know everybody's in their own situation with whether it's themselves are their family or family members, so what People WanNa do? We are going to one hundred percent. Respect their opinion. I'm going to. I can't tell any grown human being how to live their life and what to do, and they have to feel like they're in the best situation possible for them. In the meantime the evaluation process continues for the pirates and Shelton emphasized yesterday that that had been ongoing throughout the pause. To the extent that it's very far along in the process, one of the things that we did do as a staff during the the time off for the quarantine time whatever we come up with a better name for that time that time a gap in between one and two was, we washed a lot of games and like we talked about yesterday was stallings. I've got more of an appreciation for Jacob stallings ability to receive yesterday by watching multiple pirate games last year. So I, think we've used that time. And then we've used that time not only to talk amongst ourselves as a group and as a staff, but also to check it. You know with our numbers group in terms of why does this play? Why does this not play and use that time off wisely to get more of an appreciation, my biggest concern now is is soft tissue injuries, and making sure that our guys are ready and that we don't ramp them up to faster. We know where their bodies are at I think we have a pretty good handle on on. Things are weaknesses and strengths and development goals for guys. To point out there, he. is adapting to Pittsburgh because they want to be conscious of where guys bodies are at. Go to throw that position on the end there. Must be all in Randy. He said he watched multiple pirate games last year. God bless them. Who would want to revisit that life? It's. It's GONNA be interesting. I feel bad for the you know look. There's so many things that suck about the situation that the entire world is in right now, but you know for a guy like that. I just feel bad that he has to enter into A. ALTRUISTIC! Like this because he seemingly is the kind of personality that might be pretty fun to see what he would do going forward, and you know like I I'd like to see him without the pressure of. Risking People's health, adding onto his job, you know. Yeah, just operate. Under normal circumstances as a manager and see what he can do, Boise coming off. Great Niece zooms. He really seems like a fun grain. An interesting guy with a great attitude and a great approach and I just want to. Express my thanks to all the local teams you know the penguins and the steelers have been making people available periodically, and the pirates have been phenomenal since Friday with these zooms getting US players getting a Shelton every day and just Derek said it while the other day. Say we're just trying to keep the wheels turn and. It's to everyone's benefit their benefit our benefit. Hopefully, listeners benefit the fans benefit, but It's been. A life preserver in the ocean of uncertainty so we're going to keep hearing I'm enjoying these zooms and GONNA. Keep bringing in what we can here. I know that. He said that you know. Hey. If somebody wants to opt out no hard feelings, we totally get it, but I wonder if there's going to be a situation where someone goes, you know it's just not worth the risk. Playing for the pirates that is like I would play for a good team that had a chance, but to risk my health, the finish fourth in the NFL central it's. Risk reward type thing. ANYWAYS Good Luck I! See you next year. For what it's worth that the expressions of optimism and the good vibes that everybody says they're getting from this group and the potential. This team have been universe. That's even if this was a normal spring training. Nobody goes down to Florida. February says yeah we're. PROBABLY GONNA lose one hundred ten this year and really suck I. mean every everybody's pennant winner for it starts, but they they look and sound all in for what that's worth. To answer your question, and and by the way thanks to you, too. That cut of crazy diamond was tremendous. I had so many people hitting me up during that like. It's really that we will play a long tune like that in the morning, but given the the occasion. It just seemed appropriate, but it had been a minute since I listened to it to. Actually I've heard you know the Warren Haynes version or the primis version so much more than the original for the last couple of years is really nice to delve back into that studio man. It sounded awesome. All, right, quick break! We're GONNA come back and hopefully play one more than you'll You'LL DIG ON THE WAY OUT D. All today. It's the DV morning show. Randy Baumann along with Val Porter. Mike pursued a bill Crawford on vacation this week. Joe Rickey is producing. Charlie Daniels passed away yesterday at the age of eighty, three and He was use firecracker. Put it mildly. Started off. Claim playing with Dillon on Nashville. Skyline plan on a couple of Dylan records play with Marshall Tucker. When Solo in the late sixties, and had some pretty big hits, but it was the nineteen eighty hit in America. That endeared him to pittsburghers forever. 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Best of 2018 Pt. 4

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Best of 2018 Pt. 4

"This episode of comedy, bang bang is brought to you by squarespace, turn your great idea into a reality with squarespace squarespace makes it easier than ever to launch your passion projects. Whether you're showcasing your work or selling products of any kind with beautiful templates and the ability to customize just about anything you can easily make a beautiful website yourself. And if you do get stuck squarespace twenty four seven award winning customer support is there to help head over to squarespace dot com slash bang bang for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch us, the offer code bang, bang to save ten percent off your first purchase of a website, or domain. Back back. Bye. Bye. Out of the frying pan into the fire. Your method of cooking leaves much to desire. Welcome to comedy, bang bang. Thank you to Charlie. Murphy Brown for that cast Ray submission. Oh Murphy Brown. I IB. Yeah. And Charlie Murphy are Abby than the last year who are using the character. Murphy Brown has done. I mean, Jerry shows cancelled. So maybe not officially, but what did he were they planning on just I planning on new big hit? I don't think anyone plans on doing something without going. This is going to be huge. I guess I thought it was a limited thing. I mean, they limited in the sense of the only ordered ten or whatever. But they wanted more will and grace is the idea that that is just going to continue. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. It was such a big hit. And the the Roseanne thing was such a big they were like adults bring back anything. And then Murphy Brown. They're like, ooh, no one likes this. All right. We'll check in with you in another ten years. It's not quite the same thing. I guess well. Brown. Also, I don't know that anyone liked Murphy Brown when it was out. Right. It was very popular. It was popular. I, but all those people have passed on gather with whom it was popular all that. By the way, wasn't a show closely to get back at ten. Welcome to the show. Yeah. I know man, he's stirring in his hot seat. This was never president again. But that show got brought back on the air. Dan Quayle could be president. He was to percent. Welcome to the show. This is comedy bang bang. Best of two thousand eighteen part four if you haven't heard parts one through three with a fucker you doing with your life. You get out of here get out of my dreams, and and to my car, those choices you have two choices. And I know you can't control the first two choices got out of my dreams. Get into my car, the quantified you you're going to be taken out of my dreams. Welcome to the show. I'm Scott augment across the desk for me is Mr. polyp, Tom gays, and we bought a desk, you know, that movie zoo, it is just like with the death of far less interesting. But more compelling, somehow, it is somehow more compelling, you know, why because the drawers are filled with tiny zoo animals, it's true they're alive, but shrunken down. I think I knew someone or maybe I was dating someone who's friend told me the story that they were in San Francisco, and they bought a desk with their significant they were moving in with their girlfriend, and they they went out to a furniture store and bought a desk. And they were so excited they were moving into gather. And when they went up to pay for it the person behind the counter said, oh the desk has been taken care of by that gentleman over there, and they look over and it's Joe Montana. And he's he says, and he says you guys are so. Cute together. And you remind me of when I got together with my wife that I just wanted to buy this desk for you. That I feel like this is a story. Someone told me at some point. But someone that I with whom I do not speak any any longer as they were perhaps friend of previous relationship or something. But I think that's a true. And if you're out there, and it's you we want to hear from you. Hold of Joe, Montana's listening. Joe hit us up then desk that is simultaneously the most and least romantic thing I've ever heard most from in which side of it most most most because the idea that your love what inspires someone. To buy a high ticket item. Like it does. Right. Because we're I mean, this must be fifteen hundred dollars or something, you know. But also, it's a it's a boring thing. Yeah. I know. It's not like you're like, hey, buy them a drink, which is kinda romantic dinner, like their dinners and you look over my God Joe Montana, Montana. No, it's like, but he bought them like a fifteen hundred dollar desk. Explain himself. And it was it was romantic is romantic. But I don't know, you know, 'cause I'm picturing like the harsh fluorescent glare of the department store unless it was a candle departments kid me with sounds beautiful beautiful. But it is a fire hazard like if you go to a Staples, and it's lip. I can't go just them like those old fashioned gas lamps. Oh, yeah. You would love it. You would never want to leave. New england. I know you're seventeen but KOMO. I choose to believe it. And I think Joe Montana is that a when thinking of because you San Francisco it's gotta be him right from the forty Niners. Yeah. From the the one hundred and forty Niners. Yeah. Anyway, wonderful story, and I choose to believe it. And song too. But that couple maybe not still together. Probably not. I mean, what are the odds? Fifty fifty. You know, what I think happens because this? This sounds familiar to me now, I think Jomar now. D I. Familiar to me now. I think that Joe Montana was buying people desks as a gag all day. And they were all was it part of a prank show. It was part of a prank show that never aired. Okay. Yeah. Right. It was Joe Montana's Jack in the desk. He was jacking. No there was a puppet in the desktop. Oh, God open topic would pop out. But it got they never picked up the pilot. So the puppets never popped out. Does that what? No, they people did get those desks, and they took them home. Oh, but here's what would happen. It's a camera would follow that. I the camera crew was there didn't campus. Follow them, then they have to allow home and then before the people go into their houses, he pleases. These can we just go into real quick. We just like you go. Yeah. Let us just watch you openness deck. Well, they couldn't offshore data. Come up an excuse to get into the home. We borrow some sugar some sugar with you outside. And then you put the Jack. And then they were in the desk near the Jack is already what are they doing just setting of a hidden cameras? This is a good show. I did this not get picked up tennis. Jack of the desk was politics. Oh, oh, yeah. Republican. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. There was a grain embargo from the the the tariffs the empire the empire from the grandma grandma himself stopped by and said this show will not air. Well, I choose to believe that I think Joe Montana's out there. Just buying desks for people. Yeah. Well, it's sad now because he's lost his mind. This is true. If you if you could be out there in by a desks for someone would you? What a question damn if you could be out there could be out there and buy a desk for some. What would you do it? I like to think that I would if you into my ever going to be in that situation, are you ever going to be out there? I don't know if we're going to be out you be held there by desk for someone. I'm in these streets for sure right? Definitely. Off mind going to be out there, though, if you'll be out there if I could be out there buying desk for people would I? I hope so I hope so, but I don't know we have lost our minds on by the fourth episode if you don't know running schedule how Paul and I do this is you're listening to these over a two week period. A we I hope we we tape them all back to back. What people should listen to these back toback say with their loved ones back to back all of your loved one stand back to back, and then you walk fifty paces that's right around and fired and fire shoot yourselves. Shoot each other. It's it's creepy. Shoot him. Yelling. With squirt guns cars. Felder bleed. Ooh. That was a thing thing that kids were doing squirt guns filled owed sustain someone's close to that. I think to blind. The oh, I was aggressive move. I just hear a computer goop. I heard that too. I heard it. We both heard how could we how can we hear that? Sam don't K, Don Kaye dunk back. Can you imagine? I swear I heard a computer sound in doing his blanket gymnast. So we're this is an exciting episode Paul because we are going to hear the top three episodes of twenty eighteen do, you know, what were you told me that? I thought you were missing around. I thought you're trying to sound cool. Yeah. And now that it's real I can't believe it, and I feel embarrassed. Well, you should. But you also feel excited because I'd happening, and I feel honored to be here. I am honored to have you? How many years have we been doing this together? Three. It's got to be more than have we. We haven't been doing it. All ten years. Have we know but close to close to? Yeah. I think yeah. Maybe nine of the ten listeners we want to hear from you. Text one for Joe Montana two for ten. The you know, what the top episodes of the year are always votes. The Tempus odes are always fun to listen to because they're the ones voted on by you is the best. We accept your opinion over hours. Whereas we're spineless weaklings who can make up their own minds about anything. So thank you master. No, this is great. We had over thirty five thousand votes this year. I mean, that's a lot of votes for something that I mean more people listen to the show, but to actually like write down your favorite episodes of the year. But he's done. Trump look out what the Smith. He's dump Trump got for the college. And he got like two hundred ninety Georgia ninety votes though. No, that's you only need to seventy. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's president. Our system door system. Oh, it's crazy. Hey, do you think there is still be an earth by the time? I'm just comes out. Well, let's see this is coming out on January third or so I think there might be an earth not too much longer after that. Let me if there was some sort of thermonuclear devastation than with these episodes still come out yet that we've free record today. Well, if they're uploaded is there a scissor in an automated system Sam get off your phone talk into the mic him, you have to pay attention to us every single second. He's pointing again like superman point the superman, but don't get on Mike you mother dead on dared. You get don't you throw a chain in Hollywood. We're not gonna make a star out of you. Those men hashtag those men. But why would we talk? Why? What are we ask Sam we? Oh, yeah. Isn't automated like once these are all edited together. Do they get pushed out automatically? I would imagine. If there was a thermonuclear war that the internet wouldn't exist. And so they wouldn't go out there. But well, I mean like they're in some sort of cloud. They must be some stored somewhere on some sort of. I mean, that's the whole thing about digital media is that they're only as good as the devices, which we have to decode them. That's very true, man. That's very true, man. So it's, you know, and that's pretty much all recordings throughout time. I mean this the Truman show when. When they are invented the phonograph record. It's not like you own music, you've own this piece of plastic that if you own a graph record. It's not adamant own a graph record. Pota- graph record. And I own you. So undoubtedly they'd be uploaded to some sort of machine that click Clack, but no one would have any way to to doubt without a doubt. So really, what are we doing this for? I don't know. I don't know. I wasn't going to do while we do it Scott. I think if I can crack dude, I mean, that's the only reason to do any fun to do it also to survive into food and shelter into food and do food five to food shelter. But what kind of legacy will we have up on this earth? I used to think about that more. Really? No. You don't care now. I don't think about it as much really well now, I don't have one. So what do you mean? I think much stuff you create so much happiness in the world that when you retire. I'm not going to say when you shuffle off this mortal coil, but when you retire from show business, which I hope you never do. I think they use. I think he should be allowed to. Personally, I think that you should even even if you had a nest egg that you could just say fuck it. I'm out. I think that you would be one of those people who just keeps doing you. Do it for the love. Exactly, you're you're the king of podcasting. You're on so many podcasts that I don't think anything could keep you away. What if a podcast happening? That's the problem. I'm done you are done. Well, I mean, look at you. You went from stand up comedy look at you look at you piece of shit. You went from stand up comedy, then you segue into writing and acting on television. Then you segue. There would be something new for you to to get into Moba. So we're supposed to take off. My our remember mopus odes it's going to show for the Motorola racer. That was we wanted to do that on. No, you shut up which was an episode that was. Optimized for Motorola razor, and just have it be a little square the middle of the screen. Right. I remember those years when I was approached about creating content for phone, so yeah, which I guess all stuff is created for phones now. But this was this was back. Then people had like flip phones. Yes. Exactly. And they were trying to say like people are on their phones a lot. We're going to create content for phone simply for phones. It was like when they wanted me to like simply fulfil Jubal may I think it was a particular phone company wanted me to create a standup bass stuff because I was doing the show with the the standup shows in American Telephone and telegraph. Then and there, and they were like look Watson, we need you get in here. Come here. Do you say I want you was I want your I need you. I always thought it was a very thirsty Edison. Talking about a thirst trap. He invented the phone. These these tasting original thirst drab Thomas alva- Addison. Meanwhile, Alexander Graham Bell. That's right. Meanwhile, you got notorious power bottom Ebenezer's. Go online gay. Hey, get up. But yeah, I remember those years, and and I remember the years before that at around two thousand and one or so when people were saying like, we gotta come create some content for computers now, and we're gonna use flash animation. Come join us at icebox. Yes. I remember that was long and everyone had left all of their their jobs for regular television families. He didn't have to leave their families though, they did though that's their country where people know your wife people like what the fuck do. I need you for anymore, working the computer. I'm going to do this racist cartoon for the computer. But yeah, everyone's left their jobs, and they just went into these other jobs that were gone within a year. Meanwhile, podcasting still standing you mentioned of some guests recently that weird trailer park farm trailer. Where you were doing that show with Bill Dwyer and Karen kill Gareth. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember like the naked news. They were. Yeah. Negatives. And they had to leave second city was a co brand of that. But it was like there was some spate of radio radio shows people doing that. Greg Barron had to show pita center show. I wasn't at the trailer park farm. But I remember what your because I went to. I went to see I believe Dave Anthony and grandparents perform their show, right? And I was like, yeah. It was it was a warehouse with trailers inside that everyone did radios or something weird felt very federal walked in there like this. This can't laugh because there was impressed by the scale. And I was like, oh, wow. Every and we were all pretty young. And so as trills. Trills? School. See David Gregg have like it was like a real job. But yeah, the thing that I did was it was in Santa Monica, which is the worst. But it was topical jokes that we had to write first thing in the morning, and especially we're on the west coast. So we had to get up really early to get five in the morning or something be traffic, go out to Santa Monica and then right topical jokes about four subject matters, the news, entertainment, news, sports, and what was the other one? I know there was a four religion. Writing religion jokes. Oh my God. This is in one thousand nine hundred ninety seven for MSN or MSNBC, maybe and it was just MSN was it. It was MSN. And it was the second city naked news. And so as me and Karen kill Gareth and Bill Dwyer and like Nichols. Elaine may okay, all of us Avery Schreiber, Zana resented data. And we would write these jokes every day and a proxy. We would ride them starting at like, you know, eight AM, and then at approximately noon, we would we would try to write like two pages of topical jokes today at noon, we would read through them all and then we would record them for this basic like it was a radio play with flash animation. That people were supposed to watch. I guess. Yeah. It was like for basic a bitch. I do remember the Bill Dwyer had a leg up on his because he had such a funny delivery that. Even if the joke, he wrote wasn't good, and he would always Atta tag that was such in his voice that we would always like the tag better than the joke or we go. All right. We picked that one just to hear him do the tag fun times nineteen Ninety-seven. But technically my first professional writing job. Thank you so much lasted to summer and then canceled, but you got in there. That's the important thing. That's the important thing is that guy my foot in that door. Yeah. And it's still there. It's still there still going, hey show biz. And you're blocking for other people to get an old evidently. Hey, if I can block ten people a day from getting what I? That's what I tried to do. It's a numbers game show biz. That was fun though. That was a fun summer you were working on mister show, and we would talk on the phone occasionally. Yes. From our respective offices. Fun times 1997. That's when you used to talk on the phone. Yeah. We it was that a weird thing to do. We would have our long conversations on the phone back. Then you and I yeah. Sometimes so bizarre. I mean, normally here's what would happen is. I remember this from ninety five to about ninety eight or so. Around four or five o'clock in the afternoon. Suddenly everyone would start making a round of phone calls to each other to join us or chain where we were all meeting that night. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it was like, hey, have you heard anything about where we're meeting today? I don't know who is making the decision on where we were meeting. But it was never me. But it was always like, do, you know, where we're meeting and someone who go. Oh, yeah. Maryland and CJ have a show over here on this night. So we're all gonna meet there and go this place afterwards if no one had a show. Yeah. Then it was everyone would pick a particular bar for whatever reason he would just this. This was right before cell phones. Everybody out cell phones. Yes. And we all technically, I mean, the internet was still around. But I remember not really having. I would get one Email a day probably through nineteen ninety eight or nine thousand nine hundred nine you know, you would you turn on in the whole you've got mail. Yeah. Was like nowadays. Can you imagine that like? Of course, I have mail. I get hundreds of course, I do idiot. But at the time it was like, why are you sound? So surprised it was a lot like getting a letter in the mail. It was like oh one hundred Alex. So on a day if that now imagine imagine if with women's imagine if you were getting so many letters every day that you want to stack like you say, you're on the feeling I gotta get back to these. A message. What away I'm never going to get back not opening mail immediately? Like, what did I get? What's this boy? But at the time. We had no way to contact each other's all ourselves in offices. Right. So we all had phones we all headphones. But I do remember even ninety didn't want do work did ninety six. I don't think some of us had jobs. So it'd just be at home. I remember. Yeah. And you just call up people when you talk to them for a good hour or so trying to figure I just saying what's what's up with him that day, but we all every comedian in this circle of friends met every single night and drank some every single Kevin fiddle quite often. And it was it was usually based on who had a stand up set. Yeah. Earlier in the night that we would all go watch. And then find the bar. Yeah. Next to it after that, fun stuff. It was fun stuff. But the commute the communication trail is really the the primary was excited. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then that seems like like the idea of talking on the phone for that long seems absurd to me. Now, that's how my wife, and I got together is she called on the phone. You were a phone sex. And I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar would she met you. Yeah. No, she called on the phone, and I talked to her for two hours. I believe on the phone, and I had only met her a couple of times and made plans to to go out the following week. And that's how it happened. The you know, the rest is history in truly and the future. I hope the rest is the future. What if I get home? And she says she's not there. I heard the rest was history. So I left. Pop into your head. So if I looked around okay, we'll take a little time. I would have dab dealt with it, of course. And I it would take me a little time to actually like except that what was happening was happening like she really left. But then suddenly, I think at that point. It would pop in my head. She's. So mad. I'd be so mad if that popped into my head at the wrong stage of data. Yeah. At which stage. Are you talking about an ad? Denial anger. Betrayed no bargaining. I was mess up betrayal of bargaining. I think in the in the ABC A B C D is easy as. One two three. Paul. Yeah. Scott. I have to tell you that we have to get to the first clip on this countdown, then I have to be gotten to it. I think we've been talking for over a half hour and have not gotten to the first clip the like this people enjoy this like to hear a shooting the shit. But let's get to tell you what we're doing the top three today. And these are important episodes just how it is is just what happens when you do account down. Let's get to it. This is episode number three. Okay. Episode number three. I want people to know. Yeah. These are the top three. That's it. That is it. There's not we're not going to be like, oh, here's a few. All we made them. There's not that. There's also like, oh, wait a minute mistake. This one's actually number one. This was actually number. This is it. This is the official order, by the way, and we're not going to do a bottom three either. Fuck d horrible all the performer to see interest in new the new the, oh, I did the least popular look icy those types of stats, but do you tell me? No. Okay. This is episode five hundred and thirty four okay. Tell me if I wanted to still if you can't believe it. This is an episode called solid as a rock, and the participants are do you know, what what son is Iraq acronyms to soar sores beautiful. It's Sar actually doesn't I just realized solid or Iraq solid or rock. Speaking of that song, you're going to hear it a few times. The people involved are Paul rest and Claudia Dougherty. That's from the television show love. Sure, Paul is the co creator of it and the co star of it and Claudia is one of the supporting characters on and for a few years, Paul and Gillian Jacobs who was co starred on the show with him would come and do the episodes. But I think she was doing a Broadway play or something. And so she could not just some weird excuse she did do another episode. That is not in our countdown. Which is fun episode. But so Pauline Claudia are there at the top. The first thing you're going to hear is look Paul rest. I've known for all of this preface look. Porres I've known for a long time. I have known him since probably like the first few months when he moved out here from Iowa. And he Neil Campbell and Mike Cassidy they all had their group together. And so I've known him a long time, really dear friend, and what I love about Paul is. And if you watch the television show love, I personally, did you watch it or watch it. I really enjoyed that show. And I thought it it was so unique in the themes that it was discussing and certain things that got me frustrated about Paul's character were resolved by the end of ins in a really interesting way. Anyway, I just thought it was such an artistic achievement and and such great performances for Mitch. And claudia. So anyway, go check that show out on Netflix. It's not going away. They did three seasons out. One quibble. Yeah. And this is not didn't ruin the series for me. But it did give me pause early on because it happens early on. Okay. There's a scene where Paul is gathered with some of the other people who live in his apartment complex, this condo world, or whatever. Right. They basically at the. Okay. So. Yeah. The oakwood. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, Paul and Gillian's character of just embarked on this just their relationship is on a few dates or whatever. And then so the guys are asking him. So what's going on with her and with you and earned, and he says, well, you know, it's like a real Adam Baldwin Meryl Streep situation Adam Baldwin sorry Alec volleyball Meryl Streep situation, it's calm and they go on. And then he goes, it's complicated. And then they all laugh. In real life. Yeah. People roll their eyes. The basically, the basically whatever happens when I'm talking those people being if they were those real people in real life would say what? Now, let me tell let me tell you something though, if those people were who they are in real life because I've worked with most of those sure in a writer's room. I believe Mike Hanford was one of the friends and who else was in there believe Dave Gruber Allen was there. Okay. Okay. He'd I've not worked with him in a writing Steve from from freaks, and guess. The the guy who who so go to play the kind of dump stuntman guy. Oh, yeah. He's great. But I don't can't remember his name good. He's really good on commercials now on commercials now. Yeah. But I thought it was with like all the people at his who played his in his band now. Oh, it's just with the other people. Okay. Because it goes even with those people with. Yes. A hand man would love it Hannemann would die hand man would time for anyway, what I was trying to say though, about Paul show was trying to be funny. I guess the bad guy. So. Yeah. I mean, it was not cool. What you said about Paul a coup. He was Nicole. The Nakuru or here. I recognize the delegate from coup nocco. Yeah. It just happened. I know, but I was trying to think of the word delegate. And I was acceptable in pretty happy. So what so about Paul show is it's a it's kind of a serial comedy because it gets serious and the big issues. I'm not to shame to admit that I had a tear in my eye a few times, man. I'm sorry. I'm not a pussy stone cold. But so he's a he has that side to him where he's a serious guy. But the the thing I love about Paul to is he's like one of the silliest guys. I know very so and he was one of the bang bang writers for the first three seasons and. So he's so silly anyway. So the first thing that we're going to hear is his recurring segment that he's done on the show several times called new no nos, which is his parody of Bill Maher's new rules strike. So we'll hear that. And then this is exciting. We have two people who are making their first appearances on the countdown in in position number three. That's impressive. This is Carl tart and eggo new deem ago. Woodham echoed wet. Whoa. Whoa them. Okay. I said the NFL I should not have. And I said instead of him. I don't think I've ever I have known her just as eggo for so long. I don't think I've ever had occasion to actually say her name. But that's good to know. It is good to know. And it's fun to know. It's fun to know. What him welcome? Welcome modem. Well, anyway, I go and eggo is of course, now on Saturday Night Live. That's right and go and Carl have not been eggo made a big splash on the show. She has been on only for maybe. Six months before she got SNL says she do the handful of episodes, which are some of my favorites. And then Carl has been right around Brooklyn nine nine and has not been available. So they have not been on the show this year. Although I lost them for my show to. Yeah. It's a sad sad day when those guys cut jobs. I know I guess I'm happy I'm not. But this is one of the last episodes. They did before they left, and they are playing Bashford and Franklin who I who am I mentioned previously. This is a wonderfully silly episode. I really enjoy it. This is your number three. Are you getting heated? I'm getting heated. Are you getting seized of getting seized? Is it time this cheeses Melton because it's heating up. Is it time for our favorite segment on this show? That's why is it time for start. The clock clock news. Oh, man. It's time for some new. No. Oh, boy, if you've never heard these before this is where Paul get some things off his ample chess. Yeah. A little steamed about stuff and people like to hear and get off my chest and knows Nuno. Oh, no. You do that knowing co-worker of yours goes into the great room sites to cook. Something up Spinks real bad this guy. I hate you know, what I gotta deal for you know, if you cook something, stinky, where I work cut something, stinky where I live just fifty. Thanks. Stuff that you could do about own the worst part. You don't even know it's happening. Stink. No. Ever had people. Go. A picture of my kid. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yes. Look at a picture of your kid. If you look at a picture of me dressed, it's your kid. And guess what? I already got it. Loaded. How'd you get the kids clothes? Shopping. I soon they're they're grown person size reproductions of the clothes, not the actual close. Snow this. Same size twist. Cram fit. Nino twist Cranleigh. Hey, look out. No, no. These people slurp their food so annoyed. Okay. Do you like slipping slurp everything? What slurred? Chicken. You gotta slurp Turkey. You've got us Lert. Bers? How about this? How about this? Every time. You clear thrown by pee in my pants a little bit. You're annoying dribble dribble. Yeah. I'm just peeing my pants, and guess what? It's uncomfortable for me. Not you know. No, no. You made me pants tonight. Anymore? My good bitch. I don't think the PC thought police will let me know come on. We're going to let you we're going to let you go reason restart that cli- to restart thick long. Anything don't spoil anything people sale. The ten plugging my years. Don't. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm going to spoil everything for you people in the six cents. Bruce Willis is in it. Go back risk the six cents at give it a watch. Because Bruce Willis is. Nuno Bruce Willis is an actor any place a character the six cents. He takes his shit into. If you see if you can catch in the middle of the. Throughout the movie. No, no, no, my bad. My dad. Oh, I'm so sick of this expression. My bad my bad. Everyone uses it constantly new. No, no, my bad. It's now my bat. Is it a baseball bat is it a vampire fan? I'm not gonna tell you. You'll have to find out when you see it. And the person has it to you. Mood. No, no, my back. And then they give you a back to do. We have to carry around bats to give to people when they say, it is your lockers after the show guy fully. Anymore? Express Lane's alternative that clock. Oh my God. You go to the grocery store. What did they say? Twelve eight ten time. Okay. So if it's up to fifteen let let me get the Streep K. Let me do the math does that mean? I can bring in buy. Yes. Does that mean I kid bring in? Well, you could probably just breeze right through the life. Would I just bring in? Yes. Are these real questions? Okay. Deal out bring in less than fifteen. Great. That seems like it also bring in fifteen because it's fifteen or less, but I can't bring in sixteen. Sure, you probably could bring into staying. I think they feel like this is less of a new known you asking us how these lights. Talkers, close talkers high talkers ever seen Seinfeld. New no-no, watch Seinfeld. Dipping sponge, worthy social media. Oh Castano widen. It. He added to hear moved on Twitter. Facebook Instagram source stores store is what's done that sounds good. Snore store store? There's spore. You gotta write them. Even though you only say three. Well, I'm a Matt I'm downloading now why what's with social media? No. I don't wanna look at a picture of your sandwich. Okay. Maybe you know, what you want me to eat the same is that why you're showed it to me. Then I'll pretend to eat it every time I looked at what are your sandwiches? I'll put down my phone, and I'll pantomime holding a sandwich and spend twenty minutes at least eating it is that what you want. So you is that are you done? Was at the end the music faded out. Fellas put the toilet seat down. I agree. They think. To get that off at a real BMI bond. Good stolid grind and Mike years there. Oh, my. They are musicians and also geologists well wouldn't exciting combination. Please welcome Bashford in Franklin. How you doing? Well, Scott, thank you for having us. Oh, you're quite welcome. It's my pleasure to have entertainers of any stripe here on the show. So in you fit into that perfectly because you are musicians. But I think what's also interesting about us. You're also geologists. So it's my pleasure to have you on. And thank you for appearing. Thank you so much. God was so happy to be here. I am happy to be here bash. I'm happy to be into your Bashford. I'm Bashford and you're Frank. Couple you're married. Couple. That wasn't in your bio breed museum. Married couple. We want to be known under own merits. Oh, I see you think. People will judge you differently. If they knew you were married. Absolutely. Why didn't you say it right off the bat, then this patriarchal society, always gives the mail more credit in the workplace shell behind the music board. So you're saying is you think that Franklin wouldn't be given her do because they would assume that you just pulled her up into this business. Absolutely. But if you don't know you're married, then people will assume ako your equals, great great much. Like Claudia Poll over? Yes. Hey, close equals to you pull though you with my boss. No, you're double me. Ooh. W w w yeah, I just got the the sent to me in the mail this morning. I found out right? You ever see that movie w do can't say that? I had movie I loved it, really. Thought Josh Brolin did a great job as George W Bush. She did didn't. He did. Yeah. Spitting image. He did him in my heart because I was quite upset. You were upset at two thousand and two thousand and eight really was quite upset you the entire eight years. I was in bed. To your mental health. I cut. Oh that made it worse. Oh, yeah. No product of his mental health. Oh. But now, I'm back you're out of bed. You're oh. Yeah. Was it? The movie w you out of bed w got me out of bed. Once he became a human to me and. He's fine steak. He loves baseball alcohol. Oh, there you own any of his paintings? We have a whole room of George W Bush paintings and all painted by Josh Brolin, as George those are even more rare. Is there are only like probably twenty seven scenes where he was painting in that movie. And we all we have twenty six to twenty seven of those. Has the twenty-seven? I don't know. I'm not exactly sure who has a twenty seven got to track down. I was somebody in sauce. Somebody in Ghana had it on Oetzi. Do it not gonna do it. Gotta love you might be George H W Bush. But so you guys are singers. Yes. Well, as assume you said musicians, but you sing. Rightous? You seeing you do add on each one of your songs, or do you take turns doing ever we do it on each one of our songs? We only have one sewn. Oh, honey. Let's do it. Oh, yes. Start. So why don't you start? Wait a minute. You say you only have one song. We only have one you're going to do. Now. You're gonna do it now. And it's a cover. I don't know that we're set up the music. I don't. Can get access to the Copello. We could do it. All right. Good status off. Daisy. Oh, you'll. Oh, you don't even know who starts you're gonna take you apart today. Okay. Okay. How about I started my line when I come. Okay. Maybe not run away. There was no time to play. We belted up in building. And. Solid. Ended the Barack the Barack version should sell it as Barack. Take it back. Okay. Okay. I'll start from part again. Okay. So you guys are doing cover of solid rock. But you forgot and it was solid as Barack okay start over. I just wanna be on the same page as gut is paid sixty eight. Hey, my favorite one six seven eight no time to play we build it up then and build it up and now with a. Salad. Did you say Baraka? I don't know what he's getting into me. I was I was looking at your live. I was reading your lips George H W John. John. We have political differences. I will say that really differences. I like baroque and like, Michelle. Different. So you like to the first lady both supported the administration. I man, right. But still you have to like the other one did you like the other person in the marriage? No qualms Bove dog named they'd have boats. Believe I like Sasha brothers the basketball coach at organs. Bene- trivia. You guys feel like you have big political differences. We do not get along. You know the day. We got into a fight though, about differences I stayed in bed for weeks. He wouldn't get out of bed. I said Michelle was fine. I said she was fine. He wouldn't speak to me. When look at me book look wins. Shut my mouth closes insured. And but now. Barati? Great question. You say you're musicians. Yeah. We we are we you are music you only halfway no one song. What you don't even know who starts it. You can't even get the lyrics. Right. And it's not your song. You didn't write it. We end. Right. It that. And that's why we don't know who starts, okay, sir. But it's a cover that we use we go around the town. And every time we do a day. Again, we saying this song at the dig site. It's like a coordination of the dig. I see okay, which brings us to the geologist part of. Yes. So you guys are geologists your science. We are you you're married geologist as well. Mary where geologist, and we say, we don't tell anybody that were married on the digs really see patriarchal society. I don't believe that she will get the credit for being a bit of digger. Than I ever better Jaeger. I am a better digger. He's an okay digger. Okay, digging. Okay. Well, you obviously know what you're talking about. Just call each other diggers all the. That's my dig it. Okay. I wasn't gonna say. Yes. That's my it. Look. Guys. How did you get into the science of geology? Well, I got into it because I was studying communications, oh at university of Wisconsin Ashby and not be gosh us. Big us, just university of Wisconsin. Hi, Scott community college. Okay. This what's the mascot there? Overall overall? Just just to like a sentient pair of overall they walk around. They go to the basketball games to the time. They lose they unbuckle is like the the the flap of the overalls like the mouth is. Okay. Good. Go us costs. Go not big not because. And I something something was weird under the ground of my dormitory. So I began to dig and dig and baby found a pot of gold. That's how did you tell? What was weird about it? Every time I walked up. So glad you asked what every time. I walked out walked over the carpet. And there was always a hub in the cockle on the ground floor. I said why is this up in my ground floor? So I took a box cutter. And I cut open the carpet. And then I saw that the ground under it had shifted. It was it. It was concrete underneath concrete. It was broken broken. Okay. Yeah. Interested concrete top it on concrete. It was on top of concrete very hard floor. There's probably a carpet path. Yeah. Well, none. No, no cartridges car back. I I'm hearing this flow asylum. Hey, solid has. This floor. The. I'm just getting by the way that you're seeing solid as a rock and your geologists catching onto that right now. Twist. This is like when I found out the Bruce Willis was in the six cents. Those wiz. So while things I'm. Movie. So how did you dig into the concrete took a spoon prison style? Like in credentials. Shake redemption style the Bruce Williams in that. No, I didn't stop spoiling movies for me. I'm sorry. A normal tool for dig up in prison. Yes. Okay. Sweetie. Weren't in prison. I wasn't interested in prison to you in this college. I could leave and go as did put you out for breaking the floor of the two Matori college. But at this point, you have a pot of gold. Do you need college? Exactly, Scott you call right on. So is it was it had a leprechaun lifted there or was it was it literally in a pot or much gold as could fit in. It was in a pot like that you would use to cook oatmeal some of the hot breakfast cereal. Malta? And it was in the pot had a handle not to be mistaken for a crock pot not to be mistaken cop. Okay. Well, I promise for hot block. I will not mistake. So you have this pot at full of gold. Did you ever find out who's it was I didn't but the state hat, and when I saw it I said the still. Cut. So then how did you get into geology? If I may ask Franklin easy. I was living below him in the dormitory what this is on the second floor. She lives in the basement. Okay. So you dug into you dug into the floor, but it was really your roof. Yes. And you see I was bleaching my hair, and I started getting concrete in the die. I stopped upstairs. I said what is the big idea? Right. And were you I have to ask is this pot of gold. Was it your position it was. It was mine. It was my this is news news to me spoiling. Alert. Oh, I put it in the ceiling. I put it in the ceiling because I thought it would be secure that people always put things in a mattress in the floor into looking the seal that movie taken if she had like hid up on the ceiling. She wouldn't spoil it. Oh, I'm sorry. Is in it though. Also that movie fifty four the boss of also studio fifty four hit all of his tax evasion. Money in my Mike Myers yell. Claudia? Yeah. Come through. Good cleaned. Yes. Yes. So so yeah, I went up there. I said what's the big idea? I'm trying to die. My hair. This man. This man is. Well, Scott pardoned by just. You were leaving without dramatic Scott. I been known to carry. You're carrying it out right straight to hell. Look. Only know one song, but we think. Guys in heaven. On on key upon pitch. Right. I said this man looks solid. I have been lifting a lot of weight. I was on the Oscar football tea. Okay. So so you guys got into a fight. But then you said, you were solid that I said he was solid. He looked me dead in my eyes and said what color are you done your hair? I said blonde, and I said that Cohen is solid. Mike because you thought he was solid. But that didn't lead you into the song. It took. You know, it didn't it didn't. It was just a moment. Kim thinking that your hair look each other. You know from that. I haven't spent a day without him sent really not even one day even all those days in bed. She came in and watched me. I said I said, I'm not going to do anything until you do something is going to be a while how so how long ago was it that you met was pre two thousand it was nineteen thirty four. Oh, you guys are old. We are quite oh. I had no incredible. Yes. Black doesn't crack. But I tell you what does floor. And the flow. So good. Oh, boy, I love hearing those guys laugh through their appearance. All having a great time. Great up. So that was really fun. And I think because it's called solid as a rock, and they sing it. So many times I think also a lot of people voted for it. Because I mean, it's a great episode. But also, very recognizable title, very recognizable. I knew what it was. All right. Let's go to a break when we come back. We're going to be doing the top two episodes of the year public. They be. 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We we did that previous episode. It's many as we could remember. All right. We gotta get to this countdown. This Carol don't we? I mean, what are we waiting for? We owe it to the audience. We also at too though were older. Let's do it. Let's go to this is your episode number two. All right episode, number two. Now, this has to be better than the previous episodes. Gotta be right. Not as good as the next one. Exactly. All right. So this is episode five hundred forty three. I just want to preface by saying. Yes, if I'm not in this episode. Oh, boy here going to be fury Hoke mash up. Well, we'll see. Okay. This is five hundred and forty three. So we're still five hundred. That's good. Okay. This is an episode called the ninth anniversary show, Paul. You are that was a close one. Please don't say that before. Now, let's see the people. Okay. This was our ninth anniversary. We started this show back in two thousand and nine about April thirtieth or may I I can't recall what the first one was. But one of those days, and this is nine years later. We did episode five hundred forty three let's talk about who came first of all let's talk about who came to the episodes that we do first of all those men, Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport were recording their own show. And we're leaving. I said, hey, come on over in do the top of our show. Don't don't say the whole time. But do the very top of our show, and they were nice enough to do that. So they nice. Nice. I'm not say the whole time. Actually, thanks guys. But we have PF T over here. Lauren lap kiss, Sean distant Zeke, Nicholson, eggo, whoa, deem and Woodham sorry, and Madeleine Walter how are all here. Now. Here's okay this ninth anniversary, and I wanted to shake it up a little in have some of the recent people who were doing such a good job on the show repeal the ripple. Yes. So, you know, you got Sean distant playing Rudy north who, you know, made such a big splash Zeke Nicholson who's been a great recent addition to the show eggo who had been on for maybe six months at this point or nine months, and Madeline who is another great performer who I lost Brooklyn nine nine as well who has not been able to be on the show at nine months or so that's right. Fucking show goes on did this you get cancelled. What is this doing raises a rules anymore? It's. Like a real HOGAN family Alary, then the HOGAN family. So this this is a really fun show. We all got together. And these these aniversary shows. Are like just big, you know, fun. Anything goes episodes where everyone is talking trying to talk over each other. And I put out the invite to a bunch of people and see who can come. And I'm always blessed with a wonderful turn out. So this one and this one was really great to me. Because of course, you know, I had to have you and Lauren there. As a cornerstones of the show. But even Lauren was a new addition for you know, maybe four years ago, he was one of these new people. So that's what I'm trying to always bring new people into the fold and get a new performers on. So this one was trying to push older people out guess out the door. I'm keeping that door. The ice floe. So this one was fun for me. Because it it had a lot of the new people great mix of the old people in the new people. So let me tell you what we're about to hear now in the episode previous to these clips you and Lauren. Are playing Emily grandchildren in Dirk nasty, and you are you work for the RC cola corporation who owns my show, somehow the RC cola corporation owns scripts which owns mineral who let's comedy, bang bang. So you're here from corporate nam on my ninth anniversary to check out the show and see if I'm doing a good job. Yes. So that happens before these clips and then. It was it was good could only out so many now not good enough for come on. But then we talked to Rudy north. Now, we heard earlier in our countdown in his first appearance, and he had one in between that in this and his his catchphrases are evolving in t- is coming up with new stuff. So if you only find out he's in the speed force, right? Yes. And by the way, if you're if you don't know who Rudy north is don't where he recaps his character. Every time he hears. So we didn't. Yes, we do find out about the this the speed force in this one. And then inbetween that clip and the next one Zeke Nicholson playing Kiwi Chris comes by. So if you hear an Australian character or something like it's trying to be an Australian character that is Eli and New Zealand, right? That is Kiwi. Chris, and we have eggo playing entree p newer is the character that she day and a lot of people really want entreprenuer to come back along with believe, she mentioned her brother. Yes. So we're gonna see what we can do about that. If I can get go to come in here. Whenever SNL is not around. So we're gonna hear not around. L go. I dunno is not around. Just disappeared. In a forty three year. Yeah. There's no explanation. Just knows just one day. It's like it's March lighting L of come back from break right up to the live show and Saturday, so they're working on a show all week rate. And then when it comes time for Saturday. No one's in the bills. No one's there. The and the cameras are gone and everyone's like where does it elbow? Yeah. I don't know what else not around disappeared. I would love that. Like it too. Just a weird. Yeah. What it's what's weird about it? That is just been there for so long. What's weird about it? You know, what's hard? I know. It's weird about I just wanted to say it well because there's not many other live shows. Besides like, the news. That would be another weird one. Football building up to are you ready? I football. Well, sorry. And then no the teams aren't here. We don't know where they are not here, man. Teves out here. I like every show should be live. I think agreed agreed to disagreed. All right. Let's hear these clips. These are some really fun ones. Of course, we can't play the entire episode because it's like two two and a half hours just to let's hear these clips though. This is your episode two. Our producers handing me a sheet here, and everyone is surprised to meet today. Let's see who we have here. Oh, well, this is this is very exciting. This is it reads fan favorite. He's been on the show several times. But only recently. Yeah. That's right. Only approximately the last five or six months. It's a he's catching quick this guy. Yeah. Rudy north is here professional employee rooting professional employee favorite, Scott. I need to get this out of the way. Really? You don't wanna meet our other? I'll get to these two to second. Okay. But you have to get something off your chest. Rudy back to the show. Thank you, Scott. No time for formalities. To get to this. Right. We gotta get to it. Okay. Let let there be no more dalliances plea. Let's go ahead and do a recap previously on comedy, bang bang. I am a dirtbag. Life off the guy took his job. Epo. Speights got fired for posts Bates people in the throat. Right. Then I live off the guy at target took his job at security, right? Got five people in the throat, right? Then at the end of the last show. I took engineer cody's job we'd a lifestyle. He's no longer here where he's no longer here. But I haven't seen you round. It was immediately fired. Okay. Did you breath through? Oh, no bread. Is that true? You don't get on notice. He can't he can't talk anymore his throat. His oh is that why? Oh, gosh. I you've been like gesturing the please give me the Heimlich. He does that emotional. It's covered for him. Yes. It's like a thunder blanket for down. Right. Okay. So so that that catches us that catches you up. So because as far as I recall, you were also a magical being. Scott. I'm here to talk about my employment. It's got I got a new job. You got a new job. That's right, Scott. Okay. Well, I was fired from your wolf, of course. Of course, you were all right now, I was walking through a park and the other day. Duparc just the other day. Okay. And there was a guy. I heard the sound. And it was described the sound please the sound. It was loud. Okay. We'll sounds are normally varying volume loud. This was at the upper end of the it was it was a tonal sound. Okay. So it was like, a tote. Can I give you an example with sound? Yes. Please is like this. That kind of sound so sort of like singing singing, but it was coming from engine a motor and I walked over to it. And I saw a man holding a leaf blower, Scott. Okay. This is very confusing. Lemme lemme try to figure this out. You heard assess like singing, yes, he was coming from a motor motor car. Leaf blowers. Oh, I know what's going on here. And correct me if I'm wrong with this Flintstone situation with a leaf blower was a living creature dinosaur. This was prehistoric times it might have been. But this was current businesses. Current times we had two machines. Can I ask you question noticed? It was from a motor before it was from the holy floor. Have a keen sits here, Scott OK based town. But you heard it was singing up. Sorry about time on this earth. Okay. Okay. I heard it. It was a head time on this earth. Yours be nine Mortiz. Very good. Yeah. I'll very old, but we don't have time to get it to your hundreds of years, Scott. Yes, I punch his throat the guy holding the leaf blower Tokyo leaf blower. Okay. Took his job took his life. Okay. What was his job leaf lowered? Okay. I thought that might be doing on the weekend. He's blower. He's okay. He works for the city of Los Angeles. Okay. Scott. I'm happy to say that I'm a happy employee physi-, Los Angeles. I believe oh my gosh. Congratulations steak. Everybody nord. You finally have found a job could be career. Now, Scott a lot of people. Now, you're calling create not pre sheet that because a lot of people look down on leaf blowers. And they say is that even a job is very easy. Well, I would assume no one would do that unless they were getting paid for it. I'm over or they were trying to, you know, do the upkeep of their own as I say being a leaf blower is akin to being architect. Okay. How do you mean? Like, I'm trying to think of architects, archetype med this degrading. Mr. Brady's, the only the only famous example of an architect freezer. Frazier was an architect. I think city drew building. She's through building drew cartoonist ten tonight from too close for comfort. He also building. Okay. Frazier was a call in radio host. I feel like he might have been. But I might be wrong. Is your crane crane? You don't work with them. Oh shit. You know, what he was an architect? A little confused by the sound that this leaf blower made yet. Yeah. Well, no. But it sounds like sounds like a human being singing will Scott. That was pretty good. That was niece. Gus you Tyke things that caused us to work together. We realized around the office we both. Arminas? Wow. Now, I got a good year. I couldn't hear over my own these these. Any two different notes are harmony in in a certain court. Hey, you're the music experts got I'm just the league. I Scott's criticizing. How we Snead I'm not criticizing merely. I was more criticizing would Rudy said. Well, hold up don't create a if you're going to criticize anything criticize these nuts. My dear fellow. 'cause you're not critters. Big big nuts. If you're going to criticize anything you criticize. But. You're not respect to be scout. Because of tell you that lead, although Huntsman throat. All right dirt base. Hey, shake. I'm not going to want you to now, Scott Jeanie or something. No. Judy now. Yes, I might have a civil voice to a GD that might have appeared. That's all don't we all have similar voices. I know I sound like a gene I so many people's, but I'm to you always come in here. And you'd never you say we time to talk about your backstory and worried we're getting into the, you know, the intricacies of leaf blowing. When I'm really interested in the could you be interested in your immortal? Okay. Scott, I'm immortal. I wasn't born into a human body. I was born in sixteen hundred these are things that we all know we got into all right, go it Scott look at your show. I don't think you understand. I'm writing shared. It's your time. Time floor is yours is what got this forum is mine, and I want to talk about the importance of blowing leaves the importance of it. Okay, now while imports blow leaves baske- love where do they go? Anytime. I see someone blowing leaves around. I'm like it's like when you go in. There's an air dryer in the public restroom water because the letter go it's just like flicking it around, you know, under the floor rate. Yeah. And that's evaporates, but with LIZA believes, very can't you just apps. Absolutely see where the leaves go. Flying around. And then it's like no longer on my property on someone else's job is to get leaves of sidewalks and get them onto people's shoes faces. To sort of get them. So that people can walk down the sidewalk and be like, wow, this is clean. But who is smells like mulch? There's there's bows everywhere and somebody's sort of swished around all this dirt with air and didn't really do anything. Right. I mean, so you're just like blowing leaves onto someone's face so leave gene Simmons in his kiss makeup or something that's favorable to do blowy leaves. Oh people's face. So it looked like Jesus is the kiss Vega specific Scott. You should be a leaf blower bad. I happy my current position. Yeah. You know, what I don't know if you have this gills to blow leaves? Yeah. What are the skills involved in me? It seems like you pick up a thing. And then you pointed at something you have to turn it on is that about it. You'd never leave blown before Scott. I don't believe I ever have. No. That was some expert shit. Right. There day. Have you picked? So you pick it up. You turn it on you pretty good point it, you know, what? Laws pretty easy. Yeah. I mean, it's it's a very low paying job. I mean, I'm sure there are people out there. I mean, I don't think there's anyone out there. Listening to podcasts while they leave blow at the. So, you know, I don't think I'm insulting anyone a very low paying low wage job that, you know, people don't want to stay in for a long period of time. Usually can ask you questions capture. How much money you make? That's a good. This is interest. Is anyone ever asked you that before flushing? Here's the problem when your business jobs, come and go at fluctuates so much average last three years of the last three I would have to take a look about tax returns. I don't have him. He's still easily accessible. This is interesting. That is interesting. This isn't a rude question. I feel like this question is nobody you put the route and Rudy north my head. Funny. Funny a rhyme. It's that is good good so much money. Do you make well, what are we paying you? You guys should have this information more than anyone. We should do. We just want to know how you interpret it in dollars. Okay. While you without Scott. Deliver making a note of that look Rudy. Why are you here? What not to quote, the beastie boys? But why are you? I did wanna tell you about my new job. But I did have some other news. I need to liver to you. But we can move on. And we don't eat. Okay. This is news about yourself or news about news about myself. But it's got everybody. Okay. Everybody in the world for everybody here. Everyone who's ever existed ever existed? The dead. Look Scott from the first caveman that that, you know, took a lightning strike to a tree branch and decided like, oh that keeps me warm. He's affected too. So my gosh caveman that took a lightning strike retrea brand treatment and said, oh that keeps me you guys. A weird question. I got it. Scott your your actual name is slot. Augmon? We're living in a flash point asks scenario where travel back in time and save alters future. Yeah. Little details of change in. Everyone's lives like the Buttercream Afaq is like the Buttercream effect, Scott. Oh, no. So yeah. Your name is Scott. Now, it's got now. But it used to be slot used to be slaughtermen. I don't know. Oh, your name was MRs grandkids. Mrs grandkids. Not miss grandchildren knows. What was my name? Oh, your name dick thirsty. I'll stick with Dirk. Okay. Okay. But it was misc- grandchildren, married. Stephen King in the previous. She was married to Stephen prints. Stephen prints. Yeah. Scott. I don't really want to explain all the difference. Stephen king's name, Steven prints before. Or was it a totally different person? When you go back that far in time. It's hard to kind of predict the outcomes. So yeah, it's hard. How far back did you go in order to back? I went back before humans existed. Well, the primordial lose. I think you have a lot of other guests scout enough you're like we shouldn't really get too far into do. How did you achieve it? Because as far as I know, you're just a an immortal. Oh, yeah. Could read really fast like the flesh. Just like the DC comics you can't time travel in terms of just like if you want to run really fast run really fast backwards in time. I have the same powers as the flesh the every single power. Yup. I could face through stuff. I could also make duplicates ourselves when vibrate really fast. Okay. And bring other people into the speed force and. Oh, I would love to experience you wanna talk to the speed force. Yeah. We'll let me give it in there. Oh my God. That was amazing. Yeah. That was like three years in there. What did you say? Eat for. I don't know. We just didn't talk back. So I just he said a lot of stuff. But Scott, we had a lot of fun times in there. That was really fun feel it. I mean this. You're my best friend love you for the last three years. How long were we gone? Was it like two years where are you guys still here? I can't believe it. It was even the time stopped over here. I guess it was just like a millisecond to. Oh, my oh my gosh. Right. Scott rooting I've experienced so much. He told me his whole backstory everything about him doubt. Now that you know, the backstory let's not start telling it's boring. I don't wanna hear. Don't have any information about them other than their name. But please welcome to the show on trae p newer how you doing. Hi entree. How are you? I'm good. How are how are you? I'm good. Call me by my full name plea on trade p newer. Yes. My mother didn't name me entree p newel for nothing. Okay. I beg your pardon. I it's I guess it's a custom in human beings to only call someone by half their name. I'm not like other human beings. I'm an entree pay knew this must have come up so many times in your life. I'm not sure why you're so upset about it right now because I'm hot. All right. Okay. Hot coming in hot. I'm coming in hot. It's hot outside. I'm hot inside. Okay. It's so nice to meet you. I'm scott. I'm the host of the show. We've never met before that less less than Scott, David Offerman, Scott, David yet to meet you. Okay. This is Kiwi. Chris I believe that's his full name all year what good Rudy north of gross. I know that's his full day. It's rudimentary to leave you forgot this. It's okay. It's okay. I'm sorry. It was eighteen years ago. I just might that never came up in the last eighteen years. Sorry. Autrey how you doing? Excuse me who not p newer. I'm good. I'm good in who are these two. This is Dirk thirsty Dirk thirst, Emily, grandchildren. They're from corporate. They work for our Colo monitor the show, and we're going to report back on what we hear Brit. You say okay look into invest in some business. Oh, sorry. Just knees. These leftovers question. Oh, you interested in looking to purchase some businesses. All you interested in look into purchase some businesses interested in looking to purchase them businesses. So what would the first step? Well, we're going to think about think about looking we're interested in that. Have you thought past that or not getting there are a lot of books? All those places all your ducks a great business. I would love for you to consider thinking about investing in oh, it is a platform for people to interact with one and another. Like on the internet or social media platforms or never seen. Nothing. Like it before it is you can put photographs captions as well. 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What I do is over to say no to get over Jin. So people will not do the same things. They did on Facebook. They will do totally separate things. Yes. Not be a substitute for people will talk to their parents people requests from grin question. Entree pay newer. Have you ever been on Facebook seed it from a distant farthest a football field at a coffee shop oval young man who I spoke to him. He said he was a writer. He spent the whole time on Facebook. That's pretty common in Los Angeles. One of the features of your website is I can accept a Frederick West from the grandparents. Precisely that a bitch. The second thing, you're. If you're frontloading your pitch with this not looking to invest in mop product, I have other products your idea for the movie a black and a nation man, a black period, an Asian, man. To to percents black a black period, that's subject predicate, verb in all of it. Okay. Yes. And an Asian man that police. Okay. Okay. And they go into into discipline? Can I ask to someone not understand words that are coming out of someone's mouth? Sure shows that a sequel. No, it's called hush our. The person. I have you seen a quiet place. I've seen a quiet place. I don't know what that is why to place is a movie about a family, and they are in. I feel like I'm in church. Thank you. Dirt. Joe? Joe? Okay. Yeah. Pitch. Yes. God. Okay. Pitch. The pitch quite a place. Fan the NS aound studio one the father tried to accord a mix tape mixer. He wants to record us mixer this actually like a cooler this. Thank you. What about this now abso- phone don't Ted so pretty Cokie? Talent. Your time is of the of the ebony. That's my magazine choice can make of a question a bit year. Russia Ila show cash. Our shell can the Chinese took the bleak guy's radio or no way. He this Chinese man. Don't have. No Hanes in this one. Oh, he's so infect he can't assume he's Chinese from New Zealand film, the FOX, okay? She just said Asian did just say Asian. But I appreciate your help. Australian big difference key see, but that's exactly what you just did with Chinese. I was trying to make a point you see. Oh, very good entree p newer. Thank you very much. Well, if you does anyone has like Dirks beard here point received. Did you just put in your coat? As you can see Dirks rainbow colored beards comes to a point at the end of it. Oh, I see. Does anyone have any interest in considering these businesses fund in let's move onto different business? Because the interesting considering looking to be interested in considering we are looking looking looking. Oh. I might be interested in a more original idea. These ideas. Yeah. I didn't want to do this on this podcast. But I didn't to out this idea because I don't have the patent just yet it is pending pending. Okay. Well, that's good though that it's ending going can swoop in there. I've never heard of something patent-pending that someone who was like got in there. You know, a little earlier. Well, this one is this is this is going to be my claim to fame. Okay. A weight great. A a rectangular shaped object with four to five seats inside of a wheel in front of one seat. Here. Look, you're you're describing a car right now. Describe it to car. What does it do? What is about? What is this about it? The person somebody will sit in the call everyone. Car. Takhar? You know, what a car is just copying ideas. Got it said. You said call and you planted a seed of doubt in my mind. I beg your pardon. I'm sorry. I must. Oh, yes. Good shits. Good shit. My boy was this. Also, it wasn't listening to the clip. I was looking at stuff. Yeah. Battling Walter by the way came after these clips and did Charlie Manson. That's frankness. Was this the debut of speed force thanksgiving? Yes. So a concept that has a lighted engine. Here's a stiffer thanksgiving speak for and apparently in one of the clips that we didn't play from this. I learned all of Rudy's backstory in the speed force like in all the time to spend together. So I have to remember that next time we do an episode that I know all of not cry and we found out in our last episode in the the holiday spectacular right before these episodes that apparently Rudy is Jewish. So that's good to know north. Yeah. Shooting. You think you don't think it's the wandering Jew? What Rudy nor Rudy ordering ju-? Well, say that he's been alive since Christ die thirty three. Yeah. I see that the wondering Jew. Yeah. The wandering Jew was there for the crucifixion that much. We know. Right. And he's been wandering ever since then. Yeah. We gotta ask him. This. Do you think for the wandering Jew? Like did. He no. He was cursing the time like did. Or did. He just like a year one buys like no wrinkles yet. Awesome. We don't know that he doesn't age. Yeah. He might be two thousand years. Yeah. Look like. Wandered around. Yeah. I don't know. We gotta find this guy. We gotta find this. Where in the world is wondering do I feel uncomfortable saying ju so much you, but it is? This this what he calls himself. He's a person the wonder ju-. All right. Let's go to a break when we come back. We're going to get to it. Your number one episode of the year. Very very exciting. Just to reiterate. In this episode. I will be fury eggs. Alright. Real cliff-hanger. We'll see on the other side of this. You guys travelling out there. Maybe during the holidays or maybe not an holidays. That's my favorite time to travel not the holidays. Well, here's a little insight or travel secret from our friends at hotel tonight. All around the world every boy and every girl. There are tons of empty hotel rooms out there that are just waiting to be booked their empty their other. No one's going to sleep in them tonight. They're all out there and hotel tonight has partnered with all of these awesome. Hotels to help them sell those unsold rooms, which means like what? 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I guess I did a vacation because they went away staycationing where you stay into. Oh, I see where you stay. No. I went to Santa Barbara anyway road trips. That's what I was on business trips. I did a little business booking a place with the pulley. I swam I checked all these boxes here. It was great. It was really easy. I found a great hotel. I've never stayed at just put in a few things what I was looking for and had a wonderful time to start scoring amazing deals at incredible hotels. Here's what you have to. Do. You have to go to hotel tonight dot com or do what I did just download the app. Download the app right now if. You like do it hotel tonight. How many days of podcast did ear will put up this year, probably three hundred sixty five. Right. Well, if you really count up the hours that they put out, okay? It's your will published one thousand seven hundred eighty five episodes this year's this year's. Which comes out to over one thousand five hundred ninety one hours, which ends up being sixty six days. If you just listen to it straight of podcast listening that sounds pretty daunting. I don't think you have time for that. I don't have time for that. You probably don't have time for it either. So how do you sift through and find the stuff that is really really good? Well, all of the hosts and producers here wolf chose their favourite episode of their show this year, and they made a playlist for you is that nice of all the best episodes of the year. So go see if your favorite episode made the cut and check out some new shows what better place to start. Then what they consider to be. The very best episode of the year. I picked a wonderfully silly episode of comedy bang bang this year that I wanted to go check out in. Here's how you do it. Go to Iraq dot com slash picks. That's ks to see all of the selections. Again. That's Iran dot com slash picks. All of these episodes are out from behind the pay wall and Stitcher premium members. There is a special version of the playlist just for you, all you gotta do search Stitcher for your wolf pack picks twenty eighteen thank you everyone for a great year of podcasts. And we want to hear what you think your favorites are just tell us your favorite episode of twenty eighteen with the hashtag ear wolf picks. Comedy, bang bang. And we ended the previous segment on a cliffhanger. That's right. Paul f if review of comedy now just reiterate if I am not on this episode. I will be furious. And why will you be curious? I'm glad you asked that Scott for what what is it about? I know as human beings, we all want to be recognized for what we do. We do wanna feel that our time on this earth was not for not. That's right. Is that a hit a big part of explained the rest? I will explain the rest the rest. Thank you for giving me this pled for right? I do and I do and I do for these people. And if they want to toss be a side now. After all that I've done all you've done came you to do. No, I will not be able to contain Paul. They love what you do. They love. What you do? Maybe they don't love it enough to voted into the number one spot. You know, how they prove that they love it. How by voting it into the number one spot? All right. I read my credit skin. Well, look, I think it's time we get to it. It's time we get to your number one. Which our mind you from your. If you're okay what? Okay. Do you? Remember the other episode? You did this year. I don't remember anything. So then why do you think this? We may have gone through all of the episodes that you've done this year. We may have already breezed through them all and they were threes through them. What what do you remember that you did this year? I remember when I played breezed through the mall breeze through them all star. Now, you have to call breezed through them all these two. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Or was it j w so one of his way? Well, that's how big chunky bubbles. I started doing that voice on a best of. Oh, nanny in January. We did the whole is is all safe, right? Right. Right go. That's what that's right. Good shit. We should do more of that stuff. We should we should do stuff. I don't know just fucking around till we find a character. How about this guy? Hi, I don't hate him. He's not bad. I mean, I took a real risk there. Anyway, my point is I'm the best best needs to be recognized all the time. Well, what do you think? Then do you think that this episode is going to have you in it if you had to guess, what is the top episode here? I'm not in the business of guessing. I'm just going to say if I'm not in this episode. I will be curious. All right. Well, let me tell you that this is episode number five hundred twenty-five. Okay. Does that give you any sort of hints? Now, you may remember earlier on in our countdown episode five hundred twenty four was on it Mary chunky Christmas. It's not looking good. Stop looking good. So five hundred twenty-five the very next week. What do you think it could be renege st- week? Was that I joined the cat came back. They can't came back the very next day the cat came. Did you sing that camp? Somehow. I sing that campus. Thing the cat came back. The very next day. The cat came back with oughta was gone about the cat came back. Just get it and say. How's he spied? Leads spider man spider. Man. Let's do this using Spiderman also Catt came back five six seven eight. The. Because we thought it was the. The cat team. We thought God loaded back. Stay away. I think Sam got a video that. Oh, good stuff. See I wouldn't. I wouldn't it. Tell you Paul people do these people have said this every year they said if we could vote on the best of episodes. They would be the most popular episodes of the year people love these. Unfortunately, they are ineligible. But look this is five twenty five. This is the episode wino- that out jer Mary chunky Christmas. What episode could it possibly be? I don't know happy new year. Oh, fuck do. I know is of course, the 2017 holiday spectacular. Wait a minute. That's right. And let me tell you who's in this episode. We have Jason Manzu. John gabriel. Lauren laptops, Mike Hanford James at Domi hurled tart tiny news. I get Jeremy Rowley drew Tarver Neil Campbell the band, Mr.. And Paul of Tom. Your own abode. Are set. How about everybody's screw? Alvetina were to do a Christmas, Carol. Yeah. As Scrooge when he played as power of you'd have to you have to if you respect to text you'd have to you have to you, can you imagine worst plague of screwed. I mean, he would just shout. Sparrow. Romo. Busta get out a big as me just. What is it? Awful. Who was he played reasonably turno who else return? Oh, Richard overturn of course. Famous equal sequel that's better than the original. For turtles so much better than paternal you play paternity played Kevorkian he played SIL specter with this guy. He's going to play like famous weirdos the rest of his life. God a play. Jinx. Jinx. Gotta play jinx that Al Pacino. He's got that. You couldn't. Joe's gordon. Hey. Blow. This was a really fun episode to do. As I talked about mister heavenly. Yeah. Great bands. That engineer Brett plays in. That's right. He plays guitar bass. I can't recall for that band. Basil is guitar. They are playing occasionally they will chime in in grinds the episode to a halt. No, they're great before the clip. We're going to hear the before the first clipper going to here because we're getting here. Several clips we can't play the whole thing. It's a two hour two and a half hour show. I we talked to Jason men's Uca's. Lauren laugh is playing JoJo. The naughty elf is there John Gabor's is playing intern. Gino, he talks, gene on this. He does and my Kanfer plays John Lennon, who as we all know, if you have been listening to the show is the famous John Lennon who after being dead for five years decided to come back to life and is now alive in New York City. So we're we before this clip we have been talking to them. So they're all in the room. When we introduce Paul here who is playing mayor Junius bubble Tunari threat who is the tiny mayor who lives in the walls. And we find out something very surprising about you in the first clip something that I didn't remember about your backstory and. Backstory about we'll just about your mayor Junius baba junior. You just your identity fun facts about fun fact, so we'll hear that. And then the next clip that we're going to hear is Carl tart as MC sugar, but who is a rapper who went into a coma in the in around nineteen eighty five and then woke up recently. So everything he says is in the style of rap from the early eighties. Right. And also James us Chris Matthews, and this is such a good impression that James does. It was like killing us while he was doing it. So those are the clips were going to hear let's hear this is your episode number one. He is the mayor of where are you mayor of again, heightened the mayor of inside the wall. I'm not an old lady. My voice is inquiry at all. Little right, please. Welcome back to the show mayor Junius bubble dinner. You Hello mayor. Who is this creature? This is how the naughty. Oh, so just for just for the listener at home. Can you guys describe the size disparity between the two of you? Pill. I'm slightly smaller than that. Wonderful. Thank dollar. Euro coin. Sorry that you there. I know he's a purse, geez. Oh, ho, you seem you seemed very intrigued when you saw someone that's just a little bit smaller than you. Well, you know, there are certain similarities between this race of creature and my own Mr Mayor just as a heads up you stand in ankle deep in what I think is Hojo comes. No. Yeah. But I did come from the tip of his peop- that candidate. I guess it's still out. Yeah. You see what I'm talking about? It's no big deal. Tested. From inside the walls. That's the horrible to you. It's creepy where you're from this weird old house up in the North Pole. People love the North Pole talked about it for their whole life their whole life. Yeah. At best. Maybe like a week at the end of the year. You're talking about it now. Well, it's a week of the end of the years. Got those do people live inside the walls along with you. Or just you. Yes. I'm part of a race of people that live inside the walls, which is the mayor. I'm the mayor of them, and and how many people do you govern? Oh, untold millions untold yet. So this is all walls all over the world. No gerrymandering with all these wills dare you? Well, and can I ask you as a mayor? Do you oversea a small number of those millions is or is mayor the highest level of political office in the west how high does this go up as far as the presidency? Follow the money, Scott. Which I have before cookie cookie. Right. By the way, you mean cocaine guys over here save you say cookies, okay? Okay. True cookies for cocaine where I come from. Also means money, which means actual cookies. Okay. Actually here. Here's some holiday, by the way. Here's some holiday cooking. Thank you. They're in a plastic bag. So let's be careful. Do you just spend it, and you think cookies or good in your land? Or is it not edible because it's money. It gets confusing because we're spending cookies to buy cookies. Right. So they're eating cookies and spending cookie. It's all the same. But you have to be specific how you're exchanging them. How can this? How many cookie by you? Are there any is there any other food? It's not it's not a trading system. But there is the food that we get from humans when they're asleep. Okay. But that's okay. So so there are you're not you're not for siding on. Yes. Get your income. You should you should just eat cookies. I mean, you need other stuff. Right. Yeah. So are there. Good cookies and bad cookies. Like are there some cookies that people God not butter cookies yet? It's fucking cookies, right? Would you trade a bad cook? To turning it. All just any cookie is great everything about you is different. So wanna know what these I do just want to see that Scott speaks only for himself? Thank you, very that. I consider you and your population to have probably even the most discerning tastes. All right. So what would you consider being discerning little person to be a poor tasting cookie? Bit cells any of those talion cookies that all liquorice, right? Okay. So don't like if you get the spread out if. Trying to get to work. Parillo towards the toys. So if you acquire one of these cookies one of these poor taste byproduct. Are you allowed to to spend it and buy a good tasting cookie? Is this weirdo who wants that cookie? But here's the thing. If I am fortunate enough to have bought a poor tasting cookie. Well, that's an easy cookie. Just stuck with it because that was the rage, but that was decided upon and how long does it take you to eat one poor taste in cookie? Not it's fast. Just switch that into a spending cookie. The whole system would break down my face. If you've got a cookie in your bag, you know, like I cook good spending, which my ways as big as you. That's right. So now, let's say you take a nasty tumble, and you open up your bag in your cookie forbid is in is in crumbles. It's all Crump. All in curls. Heavenly. Send me that base. Try that out. Out around a wait a minute. He's putting it on Nick just. The school with breast or does that crumbled cookie, retain, it's value as crumbs or no, it's changed. Now. It is. It's like pocket change yet. What about human dollars of its shed? It's just changing. Continue with the story. Is each crummy equal. So like if it breaks into five owners. With John was talking about this. Bill. Sure, and it's out in the cold appropriate because holiday special, and you drop it on the ground at shadows change. Maybe that's happened. Anyone here? I guess I've never tried it a frozen dollar Bill. Yeah. Just shatters into into times did say those shut in the temperature at which paper. Mayor can you tell us about your L fix so weird that hoop? See how it's so weird. I've me wearing my cut away coat with the oral session by stripe trousers by top hat, right? No shirts. No. Untaken? No servants. Standing barefoot in. What is definitely elf? Come. He doesn't have a problem. No, I don't know what to tell you. You are your your feet are blistering actively. Butchery fee. Well, getting nasty. I believe you had a question about the crowds. We'll sure are. They are are the equal divisible or are. They are they worth one chrome apiece or the crabs you have to count the crumbs for the crumbled, cookie. Okay. To determine what the worth of each crab is. Okay. So warm up. Cope with crumbled, cookie determined what the word is the crow crow cookie determine what the worst you. Are you up your voice? What's the really quick my life in pieces dollar Bill? Well, I mean, it's it's always fascinating to have two people of the same size here in. It happened. Well, I mean, usually every guest back to back just to see and usually people like once five ten one five eleven you know, you heard. He's smaller smaller than he clearly. But. Your size. Shame. Oh, stop lining up back to back is like requiem for a dream front different. Different. Front. No front to back. I've just event the event of the fire drill. I'm the first out the door. Why is that? I'm the smallest. Okay, go smallest tallest. Yeah. But I it's gonna take you such a long time. You have such a short stride. Spry beyond the how fast can you run watching this? I didn't even try to get. Wow. That is incredibly. Oh, my that was like eight seventy eighty miles an hour like that that's above what semi higer would do. What do you mean because he kids like tops out at sixty or so. I can't drive into five never got up to fifty five. I thought he was always at fifty four fifty six just couldn't get it. Right. Crews can all just wants to get it at fifty five. I think it was the original draft was like can't drive if I heard it turns out, he had a marble the accelerator. So wouldn't go all the way down. Really? Yeah. Who put it there a little person? So what do you what are your traditions during the holidays during the holidays, of course, we'd like to move out of the walls and into gingerbread houses? Oh, is that why we make them? I I guess I never realized it's an ancient back, but we Cubans our people. Really? Yeah. I've always done for fun. What baby? That's what you thought. Sure. Yeah. I guess I never realized the reason what do you make your bed house? Sure at your mind goes blank. And you're just like a robot taken over by another consciousness. Oh, gosh. What you're done. There's a house. They're gingerbread Fuchs day. That's right. That's the. Ed. Thank you. And why do you like to do this? I mean, it seems like if you had to be displaced it would be unpleasant. Well, it's not that. We're not going that five. It's just for the walls to the house. Sure, I mean in accordance to your size. That's like, you know, me moving two blocks away. It would still be an inconvenience. Okay. You're you're getting really hung up on scale. I know you can move fast gingerbread considered a cookie is it like opulent for you guys to be living living in a badge. Ooh, that's nice living in a house made of dollar Bill. Toilet. Gingery cupcakes. Waiter cupcakes. His whole Cup gay just very comfortable. But you sit on a soft toilet. Yeah. Why not? That sounds. There's poop. Both a whole a whole. Okay. Never been there. Can I ask you a question time? How kind of you? Maybe you'd see a different way of life that you could enjoy what throwing my life in motels. Cuck rose. Yeah. Few of us. Do I think? What was your question the baby when you live inside the walls, are you living in houses in the walls, or no or is that why it's like little platforms and stuff? Very convenient. I not have like why don't have us make permanent housing for you. Right there. We do the last time. I was here this this was my well, this is my party where it's everyone. Please humid's consider pudding working plumbing in Dalhousie. It would make things so much easier for everybody. I mean, just a Dollhouse keep it all the same. But put a working shower sake. Toilet at all. Yeah. I've been fooled. A few times by those. What are you doing going? Emergency. You know, my my stepdad's in the can. And I got a look around all its. You haven't been out of Home Depot. And you know, you just like thank God, I got shit so bad. Then you realize you're on display toilet in the middle of an I'll know me need. Walk down that door. I'll you keep open the doors one hundred Ruth screaming. How do I get out of here? Get out of here. I used Home Depot door section is my mind palace to help me. Style. Food. Just ain't no good. What what would it be like the back road? He saw GI appeaser mushy. What's the chicken teeth? This is ring a bell to me for some reason. I can't recall why. That's right. Jingle bell. How do you feel or if I may ask obeys the borrowers? L let me. Oh land. We've talked about this Lee. We did I figured it might have come up sore spot. It's okay, get here's what like the borrowers the Littles. Yup. Do hate him really mouse. Yes. Gross. But it's rare. He's verb. There's there must be plenty of bugs and vermin where you guys live, right. Yeah. Do we don't like to you sizes, you it's like using a bear Scott? I love biz. What about the Indian about our search terms against? Not a fan hung is candidate on his microphone. I was gonna eat it later. So you put it on your microphone remind you. I started dating I. You know, it can eat the whole thing. And you don't wanna put it up on the table. Right. May stick to Inc everywhere. Right. Of course. Yeah. I wanted to ask a question of the mayor to the may lead to end of me. Well, what is the debut people? Again. Did we have a find that out? Had mentioned that I don't think it's important been Nate. What was it? The name of your people got support. Nobody needs to know away. All you human. Yeah. Small human. So leader solely. Dear so eater. Did you say sold here? He turned. Yes. Wait a soul eater. Oli? Console leaders. Are us whole eaters. Eat do you eat. That's as or. Resort. We cook ease. We love cookie. You also said you don't eat those exclusively. Are you eating salmon? Be look we're not eating like. The all of the soul. It's just enough. We're little little it's just enough to get by. Two. Get outta here. Righty? This candidate. He's been on the show before and it's wonderful to have him back. Let's I welcome NC sugar. But how are you? Down. But is in your Christmas town. Oh, very good. It's snow win. Snowing is snow snow winning snowing. Scott. How you be good? It's actually not snow. It's JoJo comes. Token road. I also want to welcome. I don't believe he's ever been on the show before. First time. Yeah. He's. He's currently shave. NBC the host of hardball. Please welcome. Chris Matthews scrapie politics. It's very political. What happened judge you question there? Could it be polish trove points tickets every pulse? I don't know what you're saying. You're server to kick yet if I ever suffered a Quinnipiac valid. I don't I don't think I've ever suffered from one it if you had. Circe stroke to broadcasters. Get dead. I was that what they're talking about. When they talk about the quarterback. Yeah. It's so good to see you scrapie. You. You know when you kiss? Jerry tip O'Neill was say we take. Great great and empty. C sugar, but you're a musician John Lennon, here's a musician. John. Yeah. Does. See that's why I bring it up because not everyone else. What bad? I was. I was bought of European rock band. The doors were in America who. You. Behind you. There is another American band mister heavenly, Mr. heaven, leave nut inhale people in jail. Go to sleep. Oh, his rhymes. Art wrong. To pass the time when you're in jail just sugar butter you known for your free styles. I'm known all across the world, all the pretty girls. All the that. You have a D C. Dr. Trouble sticking land. You know what though keep going? I think you're gonna get there. Is that Jason may? In may fell. Oh, just saying. Sugar. But if you. Upriver third party say that again. Israel, and I'm going to run for independent. Larry good. Derive twice. But apparently, just take letters. No ended space in front of a pair. This real is. Then durant? Getting better. Space you Jack? Always doublespace makes the pages longer. Chris Matthews elect going on this year. Did that safe to say, right? It's fantastic here for your politics. Thing. I mean. Polling number hips, your primary and Chris by polls, that's true layers. Where do we cut this IB, Julius? Yeah. You registered people point four. Yes. Well, that's those polls. Look it's early days. And I don't think this is the time to be paying attention to polls certainly not this guy's running for office or trying to kind of scandal. Well, he is trying to dodge scandal. He's he's admitted to eating souls of evil people. Maybe you could take over Joe Scarborough and he's done. Hey, how's this band doing for you? I actually go subtypes. They get a nice ale if Trig about half it. It's just be put kissing in front of a terrible people walking around voting and stuff. That's all fake. There's all over the place picture because the front cool. Revealing that band. You shot me hat. Do you ever? Did you ever? Did you could play debater chocolate city of New York City crime credit punishment said? I said. Hey can have an old guy. Like me if it happens vegan avid anyone wars. Like, I don't need to talk about it. I don't think we need to add to that. Right here right out. I'll talk to you about that off the air. Thea? The question was hurt. Because the like what you're. The front better. I think I would like to see coming. But there would be a danger of you getting shot in the nuts, though. If it was true that is very true that is shot from behind. Yeah. Yeah. Let's I guess if if you got a nice. I was at the time when I got shot they got I was a child that I was walking around the streets, my pants down. You were right. They don't talk about that. They don't tell me slow. Do you nuts? Hang down real low. Tell them really slow. It's really take our time with this. Okay. The winter time what I'm pants. Listen, New York City get on debt drag on the cold con cre- Burnett member in the pig on by striking. Classic Patos right there in bayside see cider DC. Wow. My God go, I'm hungry. Oh, really? Okay. Ho. It's always nice to see you. All right. So you you didn't get a chance to interrogate JoJo. But did you ever get a president has child during the wintertime? Sure, I. Puts you play. But to really our guys in Hauer buttons. Supporting him. Founding member? The scoop Jackson fan club is cool. Who else you respect you? I. Yeah. Three more names would be great just to place you in time. Well. Teddy kennedy. Chris we need them for breakfast. Kenny, Chris post Chappaquiddick? Well, yeah, you're supposed to just you're supposed to serial over all trips trail swim Becca testify, you get to your cereal. Oh my gosh. I understand about every third word saying. Politics, fiscal over people's heads voted be involved. Emcee sugar. But how do you spend the holidays? Spend the holidays with my fam-. He's sitting right days. Jason, man. Your your FAM your family, not related by blood? Are you not related by blood? Never laid it by flesh. Hey, you looking real friends is that deodorant on the? Yeah. It's a little bit on a little splash this morning brand the odorant. We Gino always wearing take tough. Gotta have a tank top sons outguns out skies outsized out get him go, and you could try to get by. But you gotta get how many tattoos. Do you have Gina? I have one tattoo, and it's the island of which I was born. Islip. Airport's loved that airport really cemetery where my dad's berry, do you go Joe only fly into and out of Islip everywhere else, they sell a trait track. Wait, are you also being a human table at pump springs? Well, or are you going into the Palm Springs airport? Sure, if you post fix take the train there, it doesn't they're able to jumping off track. Just read it. Free. Allowed car we still get special privileges loud. I was yes. There's a quiet chase. I the loud car the front. The politics. All the way down. Cleared carroll. Just from sheer drool in volume. I have special privileges to check I was of the traits. So you work how many years ago now how old of are. I look at you sometimes on television. I can't tell exactly your age. That's intentional. You said textual people vanity you wanna look a little bit younger. So froze myself at sixty you froze yourself. Hey, pigs. So I just always wear a six year old bed, vibrant, right? Okay. So you're you're above that. But you you look less. I'm you sitting like Maryland. The grabby is so is six years. So really let yourself to state how do you feel about like the Karen environment? We're in a lot of guys in media. A lot of guys in your world taken down or you any more room for Chris for Chris your show is all innocent be see very very few people walking around contact physically fatigue. That's good more room for Christie. Room for Christly him of his show, you're doing by weekend show. We're wrote for. What are you talking about weekend Phillies show late night show into physics? Anybody paying off your Christmas fills in? What is that about politics or about locally? It's about local interests this about school issues education. Bar reviews. You just go on yelp. And but I don't even necessarily vocalist speak clicky through yell. When you walked in. I didn't think your face could get any read. But I was way wrong Jesus Christ Christie. Okay, pal. Dieter radishes Trowbridge, very christmassy. Yes. Thank you plans for the holidays. But you. JCL you said, you shouldn't have crispy cream. You're gonna go ahead with it. Anyway to flesh we are going to have a Christmas parade as we always do mimicking human behavior. That's what we do. Occur because you're gingerbread. God damn wall. So even when you're in living gingerbread houses we go by the rate. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's it's a hassle. A human full-size human catches sight of you like because I've never seen. So you're the first person of your kind that I've ever seen is that. So. Yeah. I was surprised when the first time we're out there all the time we receive so never seen. A why Steve is surprisingly? Well, we're not talking about him. We're talking he was considerably much taller. He is like the size of a of Bill. Smaller than a dollar smaller than a dollar Bill foreign policy question, where do you cook down? I think that. Assess. Other walls. Okay. All right. That's best is is an issue. That is considered the third rail in politics where I come from. Oh. Really? Filth, and you can't go it. You can't win talking about it. You can't express also a very good bar. How many stars on yelp SARS? Stars. Wow. Yellow using third rail gets it unfair petition go just touch it lick. It's a little shock. It's like a battery MC shook about you ever lick anything. You shouldn't have. Oh, that's great Q U E gotta deal going to answer the nasty. My name is David. So and he knows that. We talked about it before. Looking things. I shouldn't be looking. Getting ready to do a stick. Magician doing tricking? Said no to the editor just take out the gears grinding a little bit. Again, all ease listening to you know, my fears. Get a snake roaches of stand. Aretz you live in the wells down this, Jordan. That was the longest he's ever gone. Oh boy. So good there. It is. That's why I'm number one. After these your number one. After those clips then we hear. Tawny as Gary your band ski. And then drew Tarver and Jerry rally as Keith in being talked to us for it. And. Neil Campbell comes in as Ernie bread. Thirty bread was self. He he's a guy who. Who who is plays at the pond across the street with ducks and came in saying that he was a fan favorite character. But he was really just a guy who are to come in. Hertie bread, by the way, his name is Ernie bread. The thing you throw it and his catchphrase is does the duck quack. Well, funny stuff. I almost included that. When I listened to a back. It's really funny, and then kind of kind of other stuff happens. It doesn't have a definitive ending that. It's really funny. So listen to the whole thing. Dammed or be damned. And that is our countdown like I said over thirty five thousand votes, and let's let's run through some stats here. Okay. Oh, who's in the most episodes that ended up in our countdown, Paul? You will be surprised to know you were in seven episodes in our countdown this year seven you only for formed in nine and seven of those are in our top fourteen. Wow. Not bad at all you the ones that didn't make it. Or were you play j w still water and she can knievel. Another one I forgot about. Another one. I'd love to talk to you again. But you are you are you you're in the most episodes in seven Jason Zukas in the second most in four of the top, fourteen episodes. Learn lap is in three of them and then appearing in to our Thomas middle. Ditch eggo won't him Carl tart drew Tarver tiny Newsom, Sean distant and Mary Holland. Those are all too I really enjoyed this year's countdown and the the clips that you all voted for because there there was a lot of variety in it. And I knew people that that have not been on the show and not been in previous countdowns. I remember there were like two years. John Gabor's was on the show that just his episodes weren't ending up in the top ten. And then I think we talked about him on one of these best and said, oh, man. He's so great people should be voting for him. So he's been voted in since then it's just great to get the. The the new talent into the show. I think and I think I talked about this last best of I said that this this year twenty eighteen was going to be a transitional year for comedy, bang bang. I don't know if you remember this at all, I do remember it. And basically I was trying to transition you out of the top ten. That's what I remember. Didn't work. Couldn't do it. No. And let me explain that for a bit. Because I think, you know, people started to think, oh, I'm ending the show. What's going on? And basically, I don't know if you recall Paul, but when we were taping these last years right before the holidays, and I was kind of freaking out a little bit in terms of my schedule. We went out to lunch in the middle of them. And I talked to you a little bit about it. I had a big work project that was coming up. That was fairly overwhelming to me and was about to start and I was looking at the schedule. And I was like I don't know if I can do it for the looking at the schedule for this show. And yeah, saying I don't know if I can do it and build a ship in a bottle. Exactly. I mean, those are my three passions whatever this project is doing the show the bottle was the project known. Oh, you had a whole other thing. Whole other thing Scott. I'm never stopped building those ships. Sorry. I I was giving you such a hard time. No, I do all the. Yeah. I built twenty seven this year congratulate. Thank you so much. So anyway, so I was talking to you about it at the lunch. And I was kinda like, I don't know. What to do? It was asking you. If you wanted to maybe guest hosts, some stuff, I was just really looking at the schedule freaking out about it. And so I had some plans of what to do this year of how how to achieve doing it? Or maybe I was thinking of even going on hiatus. I didn't know. So anyway to just make a long story short, the the thing I was doing got postponed a couple of months, and I worked it out. You're like great news thing spooned business as her not the the good thing about it. Was it got postponed to the extent that we had already been recording three them, which is our other show that we do here on the network, right? We had recorded maybe seven or eight out of the ten that we were going to do by the time that that this had come up. And so with the postponement I was able to finish those out. But also do sixteen more of those with you guys, which was great. So we did twenty six episodes. Of those and those are currently airing for free on your wolf on Thursdays. But then I was able to do I'd already recorded maybe eight REM episodes up to then. And I was able we were I think we did like thirty of those or something. No. Maybe it wasn't that much. But we did. Yeah. I think we might have done thirty of those or something. So I was able to work out my schedule. Everything's fine. Sounds like you didn't know what the fuck you were talking about. Well at the time. I didn't know it was. I get thirty episodes of this REM podcast. No. But but really the thing about the show is that every year in a census transitional year for the show because I want to keep having new people on and, you know, some sometimes people are like who is this time. There's a new person or they go. They don't get it or whatever. But that's very important to me is is you know, if it was just the same people that that we started with nine years ago. I wouldn't say if it was I mean, obviously, Paul. You know, you've been here the entire time almost ten years at this point. And there are certain people, but everyone just gets busier, you know, what I mean Paul you only did nine episodes this year. Yeah. That's true. It is true. You at a certain point you were doing at least one a month. Yeah. At some point, you know, every everyone gets really busy. And so that's that's a really important part of the show to me is to find new people to be on it. And I love hearing the new people being so high up in the countdown the, you know, having Carl and eggos episode at number three just, you know, fantastic terrific. And so, you know, I think twenty nineteen is going to be a transitional year for the show, and we're just gonna keep trying new stuff. It's going to be our tenth anniversary. And that's exciting. That's a big deal. It's a big deal big trips around this great big ball of fire that we call the sun. What? No, you're right. We do call it that we. What do you soul? So you worship it. Right. Yeah. Okay. You're a soul worshiper. Oh. By the way, soul eater is the thing that we found out about mayor Junius souls. I forgotten that aspect of it. Anyway, in any case rather event in any events, L, whatever you need to say, I have no intentions of stopping the show. I think Rudy north last week said something like don't stop the show or something, you know, because Sean is like listens to it is a fan of it. I'm not stopping the shy think he was fanning the flames about this transitional year thing, but I've no intentions of stopping it. I still got plenty of gas in the tank, I was just a little worried last year about. Just merely you know being able to get the show out there. And I didn't want the show to suffer. And and frankly, I don't think the show suffered at all this year. And I think it was one of our best years. I mean, there's a stretch of episodes. Where it's just on fire. I think this year. I also, you know that I'm listener. And I listen to the show when on it, you know, for some listener, I decided to try and episode where I wasn't on it. I listen, I listen to the show on a regular basis. And this was a tremendous year for the show. I, you know, this show for me is, you know, I'm running around from one thing to another chair constantly. You're always doing errands. You're always late. You're always doing errands. Only cuckoo I dropped my dry cleaning. I'm sorry. The guy by the counters like, I didn't know you were going to be here. What do I care? It makes it worse. So so I listened to the show a lot in the car, and it it it keeps me company. And it's it's, you know, keeps me it keeps you from getting you know, who stressed out afraid. I mean, honestly. Yeah. But but it's it's a it's a companion to me. And this has been a great year for the show. I've. To me night in the car. Would I have my dry cleaning? There's a new one by the way, there's a new. We gotta talk about on three where it's like he sees a it's a different guy. He's a square wise at two different guys. What's he looking at how who's this? Crazy bird up today like looks down. And he sees a there's two two dogs and then one disappears. Oh, no. Only one. It's just as he saw one dog and disappeared. No. He saw too early. Well, so I don't even know what that one is really because I wouldn't do it anytime. It's not quite as dramatic as the previous okay killers. Put back guys. How about the guy cease to dogs and then when disappears getting network notes? Well, guys, you're really straining credulity here dogs one disappears. It's easy to say that this has been a great year for the show. I'd say that as listener of the show. Thank you very much, Paul. And I say this as the host of the show, I'm doing a great job. Keep added Scottie bully. He's motivations. No. Yeah. I I had a lot of fun this year. It. Start to look like he was gonna get hard to juggle, but it all worked out, and I was able to cover my shift. That's really what it is. I you know, I so this year is going to be even better it's going to be our tenth anniversary. And you will not believe what we have in store. Give them a little hint. I don't know. But it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun and keep listening to it. You know, it really means the world to us when you. Right to us on our various social media platforms to say that you know, we get a lot of messages from people who are anything from being in the hospital and having this is the only art form that they're able to either concentrate on or consume for various reasons to people going through hard times who don't think that they are allowed to laugh, and this sort of leads them into the odds of Daba. But it really means a lot to us to hear stuff like that. And so we're not gonna stop, you know, I'm not gonna stop. And I hope you don't stop listening to it until the apocalypse. And then and only then are you allowed to stop listening, but tumor episodes, two more episodes tumor episodes, more episodes, because they'll already scheduled though, let me schedules while you're running away from zombies or the, you know, the nuclear wasteland starred toxic event has make sure those headphones in the trimmers worms. Do you think? That's the apocalypse is going to be just like tremors worthless. Yeah. Thank god. We REBA mcentire. Irene. All right, guys. I wanna thank also everyone who worked on the show this year in the booth over here engineer Sam you did a lot of episodes. Don't get. And you did a ton of episodes this year. It's great all of our juniors. We got some new ones in this year and stayed even. Yes says. Really great working with the people who work at the company here. And also the people who worked peak blasts last week, the our big festival that we hadn't in Los Angeles, the people in Stitcher people who work that really made a go smoothly. Also in my assistant, Karen did a lot of work on that. So shout out to her guy from the east who watched cops on his laptop. That was so straight. His job dot couldn't tell you. I don't know what he was doing. But he was right there stage left entire time. Watching cops great seat and the best the house instead watch cops. I've been meeting catch up on the show where favorite criminals. Anyway, thanks to everyone. We don't mean to get maudlin. But it means a lot to us that you listen. Well, Paul I wanna thank you. Especially for doing these with me every year. It's really great. You're a big part of the show. And I hope you never quit it. I hope you never quit me. I hope I never get fired. Got I love being a phone, by the way this year, and you may receive texts on Christmas day. Your member with a million years ago when we started doing this? I love being part of the show. And I love doing these best with you. I really look forward to it. And it's always a good time. Always ten so thank you for. Thank you for having me on the show. My pleasure. It truly is my pleasure. And I hope even more than that the audience pleasure. That's gonna be open. I hope it's our pleasure more than they're really you hope that we probably do doing. No, I probably get more out of it than the audience does. But I think that makes sense it her life's work audience take their age should be more enjoyable. Don't listen to this. It should know they need to hear. Okay. Aren't should be more enjoyable for us than it is for you. Because we have to do it. All you have to do is listen to it. It's all done for you. But we're the ones sweating. We're I sweat a lot. When we do these. That's I'm so he's anytime you're you're always sweating that. Really? Yes. You're Clinton fucked up. I'm saying my point is I'm not saying what we do is hard. It's just a little bit more than what the audience is to do. We should enjoy it more. All right. Your out of order. Devil's advocate. Jinx. All right. We will see it already is twenty nineteen when you're hearing this. But we'll see you on Monday for the first episode of the year with Ben Schwartz and Horatio Sanz. It's going to be a great twenty nineteen stick with us. We'll see later. Thanks. Good. Bye. Everyone. Thanks for listening. And remember, let's talk about hotel tonight by showing you top rated hotels with unsold rooms hotel tonight. Makes it easy to book your stay at an amazing rate. And even though their name is hotel tonight. You can book in advance. Okay. It's perfect for spontaneous weekend. Getaways three day weekends staycationing road trips business trips booking a place with a pool and more. So to start scoring amazing deals at incredible hotels. 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Mike semper vivey here in the big host chair bryan alvarez. We don't know where he's at today. This is wrestling observer live. Did you guys like chomping on the chips yesterday. Are you big ask. Some are fans. Well guess what. I got a little bit more for years. I opened up the string to get ready for this show. Did you like that. Everybody all right without any other further ado as i take a sip of this blueberry red bull a man who needs no energy drinks when denver dare put an energy drink in his body to healthy for that and frankly too good to be on the show. And i'm hosting it. Ladies and gentlemen live in direct from calgary alberta canada lance t store lance. how are you. I'm doing well. Although i have turned into a bit of a coffee junkie since since of be at home so long so i may not be the energy drink guy but i am a tim. Horton's coffee gay. And i see. You're not in calgary alberta canada. You're in your the wonderful confines of k. washington. Yeah i'm in the big boy chair literally today so filling in for brian both figuratively and literally. Well that's good because you may get a mentioned in your ear to start taking over the show after the next break from dom just depending on how this one goes but I thank you very much for joining me today. And giving brian the day off here and you know it was a long day yesterday How's your territory doing It was a little rough down here. So i don't know for people if if aws t last night were welcome additions or if they were ignored in favor of real world things that were taking place here in the united states. But i know you got a chance to see most of annex t like idid as well as all of asia w any overall thoughts on last night. Yeah i'm not usually an next few because it's harder to get here. I actually watched it right before the show and like you. I didn't quite finish the main event. And i'm going to as soon as i'm done with you here because that's the kind of wrestling that i really like. Just you know the mat work trading of old just if felt like a real sports contest. I'm a big fan of both is and i was really enjoying that match. So i'm anxious to go back and finish the main event because those guys are topnotch it. I'd have to go back and look at it segments from from pastimes. But that may have been the best head-to-head as far as matches go in in wednesday night war history. I mean they counter program not even counter programmed. You just put your best foot forward there for your main event in both sides certainly did it. It's gonna be interesting to see What got everybody's attention. Because from i saw. I mean. It's ballard o'reilly and from why it wasn't. It didn't feel as epic as the first match. But then again i haven't seen the end is is yet to but with that said i mean it was still a hell of a match and for me personally being a little bit more old school and enjoying mat work a little bit more. I mean for as much as people were hyping up. Phoenix and kenny omega and make no mistake. That was an awesome match. You know we'll find out what you think here but o'reilly in in valor. You can't put them in the ring and not get something out of it. That's not going to be awesome. Yeah and considering a of air. Sorry inex- tease. Audience does tend to skew older. That puts them closer to your age group. That likes that matt style. Work that leans towards like of the two matches. I do prefer the kylo riley finn valor style of match. So i think annexed jeep probably served its audience. Well and obviously the. The younger audience loves the kenny. Omega ray phoenix stuff. Which was tackler. So it'll be interesting to see who Who wins the night. I'm afraid that maybe the news unfortunately but we will see what did you think about How everything went down with aew. Last night i mean we've seen it for years you know in wrestling beat downs and group faction beat down you know. They picked up steam during the monday night. Wars era with the end of you. Oh beating people down putting up the hand signal. The wolf pack signal on bullet club and new japan and everything. It meant there and then we see the next extension of this the good brothers show up karl anderson and doc gallows showed up on impact last night at the end out there helping to beat down jon moxley alongside the young bucks. Who also came out as well as kenny omega. In don callous. You know for a lot of people in new japan's got long in the tooth and they've gotten tired of it when it comes to. Aws have been waiting on this waiting to see if we get gallows and anderson in there waiting to see if we quote unquote get the band back together. What did you think about the post match angle and the beatdown and are we probably reading ourselves for week after week after week of people on impact in. Aws laying there in a ditch. But again i. I liked it now. It should preface by saying for some reason my audio kicked out for the main event. So i couldn't feel it but chris jericho burn it out by screaming so much could be. Yeah but i did like the angle. I like the fact that they gave us the clean finish on the main event. They didn't give us the bs of the the good brothers or anybody else coming out i they delivered and i think that's important and i think that can be the difference maker for aew to not overdo this still deliver the clean finishes we want. Then if you wanna do that angle. That's great. I don't understand yet. The young bucks coming out and to sweetening with them. That seemed out of nowhere for me. But i thought the good brothers were a nice influx and i'm anxious to see where this goes started off pretty odd to with young bucks and scu against a hybrid and the acclaimed. I know dave has been big on private party. You know he. He loves the moves and has been on them for a while. Top-flight also as well too i mean and you. Obviously you see it with with both of those teams. How well they could do. But i've been a little bit more partial to the acclaimed. And i don't think it's the hip hop thing. I don't know. I just look at them and i see a whole package that they don't really have the ability. Obviously a have this spectacular move. Set that either private party or top-flight. Do but i think overall all around if they can come along in the ring i mean. I love the package and the presentation and the presence. Especially that max. Castro has already as a guy that's trained a lot of people and obviously watch a lot. What do you think about the claimed as it stands right now in there with those three other veteran tag teams and these see what i see or am i really kinda overselling and getting blinded by a little bit of the chinese. I'm i think the verdict a little bit on how far they can go. But i am like you a big fan of them. And i think as heels. They don't need to have quite the spectacular set of moves at some of the guys. Do i actually. I did a. Nwa legends fanfest training camp years ago. And max cash was one of the guys there. And i thought he had potential then and that you know probably five years ago now i could be off by a year or two but he showed potential then. He was a really nice guy very respectful. So i'm very happy. He's given that shot. And i think that's a tribute to also to aws tag team division. Which i've always been a fan of tag team so we back midnight express days. They've got a lot of teams have got a lot of young teams and it's like they're not wasting over exposing them. It's like they're making you want more with each team. And i think that's great. That's i love tag team. I hope the crockett cup comes back. You know and it's probably won't be this year with everything going on but you know with the nwa in everything. I thought this would would have been a great year. For with gals and anderson and impact and some of the things in the. You may be able to do in concert with ring of honor or something like that. I hope that's a concept that comes back and that's the one for me personally. That's the biggest thing that a w deliver at least inside the ring. There's lots of changes they can make in the business outside the ring and i think we saw that last week when he came to brodie lee and some of the declarations made about how they're going to continue to support brody lease family after everything that took place. So there's differences. They can make outside the ring but the ring as a fan of tag team wrestling as somebody that was so influenced by the rock and roll express in the russians and the midnight express and the fantastic and all those sorts of teams. You know tag team wrestling can be main event wrestling. I i agree. You know and i believe that with all of my heart now is it. Exactly what the promotions may want in wwf. That's been a no in historically in pro wrestling. That's been no in a w considering that it's one of the biggest tag teams in the world in the last twenty years to start the company. Obviously that's not the case in the way they're stacking things up. They have a ton of teams at their disposal right now and a ton of young teams that are looking to learn. And that's the one big thing and one big takeaway. I hope That awa delivers his bringing tag team wrestling bag and making it more permanent part of the wrestling main event landscape but lance. Let you follow up on that. 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That's got w online dot com on it and i can not you know reap any benefits of the trickle down economics of it because we give it all to land storm with that surgery you know we were talking about tag teams you know and how good of a job a w does with tag teams. And how hyped up. A lot of people are about them. In the same vein. There are a lot of people that love the awa women's division. Sometimes i think they love the aid of women's division little bit too much and they want a little bit too much of it on tv and last night. We got another championship match right before. The kenny omega phoenix world title match up the women's world title match between her car. O shida very polarizing john And carshield got the victory. There was a spot in the match. Where abidine being avedon dragged shida under the ring and they went with a very by the way. Nice touch on this. Because they didn't beat it to death. They had a very nice shot of the big show. Show or the go big show. I should say the ring apron as they crawled underneath their so nice. Advertising job done there by tnt. Does they came back out from under the ring. Here comes avidan with blood all over her mouth or what's purported to be blood or is chris. Jericho said that's visceral blood. But does that mean. I don't even know what that means lance. Maybe you know what that means because outcomes or carshield crawling out with blood from all over neck. It's not a disqualification from bryce randoms. Berg i guess. Because he didn't see it but she just while she holds her hand on her neck just kind of continues on now. I know that's a main artery if that thing was bleeding everywhere be spurting in the match. Probably should be stopped. She was still able to hit her. Finisher what did you think about this match. Yeah much like. I mentioned that. Kylo riley inven- valor is my cup of tea. This is not my cup of tea. I don't know why a woman doesn't need medical attention or at least a doctor to check to make sure that she's not bleeding out and going to die. There's been a lot of companies that have been doing this and in each case the dark realm and impact. I didn't like. I don't like the bray wyatt fifth and sixth dimensions and getting set on fire. I didn't like when kane and undertaker pulled people to hell under the ring. And i don't like the abbott on thing. It's to me if you want to be a wrestling promotion and be sports based you can't be theatrical based like. She's not really a zombie and they tried to explain that she's not really zombie. But why is she supposedly biting chunks out of people's next that he'll during the match. I don't understand that it just ruins it to me and to be perfectly honest. I don't think it was that good of a match. I didn't think so either. One of the reasons why is even. If you like abba donna. Lot i mean one of the biggest problems. I have with the women's division and this has got to be on. Tv of person should be on tv. Is they're not really ready to be on tv. And i know. Aws filled with people like that but you know brit baker is going to be coming back next week and hosting a talk show that i mean if you watch a w dark i mean. It hasn't exactly been the best. You know where his nyla rose been. There's there's a long line of people and people want to see. I think people rushed out there on tv too much. And i don't think it's good tv. And i don't think the matches of that good and it's got nothing to do with the women involved. It's not their fault. In some cases. I mean these are. They have a lot of not ready for prime time players. They will be down the line. they obviously have a. They're putting a lot of value in dark. Getting these people work as much as they can right now but i thought that was a great example of why is this a world title match. Why is this why he has the. She's bitten carshield is. She scared her into giving her a title shot. I just was a lot. I think wrong with this with me and with a character like heaven. How do you take this into. You've now tried established her as a a literal eater a person that will bite. The talent is not there in the rain. Compared to serena deeb and again not an insult but compared to serena deep thunder rosa. Lot of other people on that roster. It's not there. How do you try to make some hay out of abba. Don do you give her a kevin sullivan type of manager and you start to morph the character that way you just make her go away for a while are us so sick of seeing all the supernatural stuff. You just want her to go away altogether. How do you try to to try to save this thing because it is wrestling you do want to have characters like cain you do have some of these wacky characters. Is there any way to save this for yours or any way to bring it along in a more intelligent comprehensive way. I think for me to use the abbott on character. I'd rather her be a manager because you can choose the announcer saying that okay. We realize she's not really zombie. But it's like this woman is crazy. This isn't makeup. She puts on to come to work. This is how she lives her life and she could be a crazed again. I don't wanna say cult leader but a crazy person that leads a group that are a little more real world based that. Just have this crazy person. That's what she's a devil worshipper. Whether she's just crazy and insane believes she's azzam ambi- but when you start biting and no selling and it's like we have to believe she has legitimate powers of some kind if she only had powers of influence over wrestlers that could have matches. I think i could stomach better one of the other. Obviously one of the big things about last night show was snoop. Dogg was going to be there to hype the go big show and i don't know i mean i was not expecting him to like you know. Have a big smoking circle. Have martha stewart know drinking corona needing toes-to-toes. And anything else that he happens to be pushing right now. But i thought he would do a lot more than what he did. And the first time we saw snoop dogg private party for signing young boy deals with matt. Hardy were matt. Hardy would take thirty percent of his purse as snoop dogg. Just kind of stood there like this now snoop dogg's been in the wrestling business for a long or have been in the recording business. The music business for a long time. There are three sixty deals. There's all sorts of shady things that happens and i would have thought with a guy saying he's gonna take thirty percent. We could have gotten reaction out of snoop and now you just steady like okay. Let's the segment over with. Because i know. I'm going to jump off the top rope a little bit later on and he did with roads and i was wondering why in this cody matt sidell match. They decided to have a spot where they went busting into luther. Oh and then we found out later on because ser- pentecost was going to be the one taking the big splash from snoop dogg. But that part didn't surprise me that seemed like a very pedestrian way to go with new. Playing the role of arne. Anderson had his coaches sheet out there the as jericho call waffle house menu out there but the time spent with private party. I don't know you got snoop dogg there. It seems like it could have been done Something more effective. Maybe could have been done there. Well i think this was a last minute switch. Though because i believe jericho was supposed to to live commentary last week and snoop was to do live commentary this week so they obviously because they bumped the shows. They need jericho doing his commentary. So i think snoop got shifted so they had to react on the fly. I'm more concerned of my heart is taken out of each getting two thirds. He's making as much as each of the other guys are individually so heavily but snoop was out there being snoopy's a charismatic guy. And you know kudos to them for being both crazy and that's enough to try splash. I won't call it tax book but hey for his first one And cody managed to actually probably to the detriment of matt sales unease. He had to turn on the catch to make sure that side. Elton john poor snoop that that's why he went to left knee heavy into the stage because they didn't want to take out poor snoops legs probably the other big thing on the show last one of the other big takeaways on the show last night. Wardlow jake hager You know the these two once they figure out and start to work with each other for a while. I'd love to see this match like a year from now. You know more experience and more familiarity with each other but wardlow got the surprise victory and that was that really kind of was like. Oh okay wow you get a clean victory over jake hager and then we find out a little bit later alive. This plays more into a story line of mj up doing his best to slime up in buddy up to everybody in the inner circle seemingly could be too cynical here planting seeds to maybe take this away from chris jericho and he starts with j. Gaiger yeah i really liked that segment. I it had a bit of realism to it. In my opinion. And they even little details that i liked. They mentioned that. Mj f commodore to camera. And it's like because m j f the rest of the inner circle to see him being the good guy here. This wasn't just a wiser a camera. Shoot and jake hager when he's p owed it's like m j f is pulling the strings here. He's a genius and he's manipulating people. And as far as the match. I think it's a casualty. Not having the old traditional show luke before tv because back in my era wti these two big haas's will slugged it out on the ho- shows three prior and they'd have been in their groove and ready to go and and delivered him bigger. What is the best hospital that nowhere short on time here. Just when it comes to your mind i remember. Seeing kamala in. Bundy was not fun but it was fun to heels slamming each other cap center. You gotta match like that with two two big houses that you like my favorite haas fight especially because it ties into our early talk of tag team. Wrestling was dock and gordy against the steiner's. Wcw four highly. Hell yes oh man we give tag team talk. We come back from break here. What date says about all japan. Eighty nine and ninety. Wcw sausage. but here's the music that means we gotta get the break. Hey we're gonna open up the phone lines. Don't know if we'll take and you're not you know buying some pretzel sticks. 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Because a lot of people know him history geek like my history and you know if you like the pro wrestling history at mid atlantic pod that that's a good one. It's a very good twitter. Feed to know a little bit. Something about that. But bobby davis passed away yesterday afternoon at his home in houston texas. He was eighty three years old. And i know a lot of people in the twitch. Sheriff who this guy was the prototype of the modern wrestling manager as we know him. Today he grew up in columbus ohio. He had dropped out of ohio state to pursue wrestling but he was just too small ended up injuring his neck. In ohio was al tafs category are. I'll have stairs tori and it was breeding ground for a lot of talent not the least of which was nature boy. buddy rogers. Who bobby davis was friends with. And roger's got him to be his manager and from there it was off to the races. Bobby davis was an ultimate. He'll magnin a very young guy. A lot of parallels in some ways to jim cornet in the fact that he started so young cornet was even younger than him when he started in the business but around the same age when they got out there on. Tv together in davis would walk out with a cane will walk out with a flashy suit in elvis haircut and run people down not just the opponents for people like buddy rogers or the grams. Or the miller's cowboy. Bob orton senior or any number of big name. That went through the northeast. But he would also run the fans down as well to and you know lance when it comes to managers and end to this is achieved plug in the. Haven't even read it yet. But i've seen the reviews for it. This book and i've never had seen a bad book from tim. Horan baker or a scott -til but master rang the biography of nature. Boy that people have been looking forward to for a long time apparently has been coming through. And there's a lot of bobby davis stories in there. But you know davis and wild red berry. Keep getting all the attention as two of the prototype. Managers davis certainly the case winston. Much like i love tag teams. You know a manager The right manager always ads. You know it's always a a spice in a flavor to a dish that if done right makes it better. And there's been a lot of great ones in history. Jim cornet obviously bobby. The brain heenan probably standard at the top for most people. Jimmy hart for anybody in memphis especially that saw him there would easily put him. maybe even put him above. Bobby heenan jim coronet but for you you know and obviously you. We have had a relationship with coronet you did. The beyond the territories are the dvd thing with him. And you've talked to him a lot as well as working in lovie. w so. I'm sure he's probably going to be on your list but when it comes to great wrestling managers or guys eight they you know in your heart and when you think of managers you know you go to them. Who are some of the ones for you. Jim cornet is one of the best i started. wbz's watching it with the saturday night. Man event. Erazo bobby heenan. Obviously top notch. And then later. I saw the stuff with mock winkle that he did so i think bobby may be the greatest of all time but you know i was a big paul fan Back in my day is roar fan especially because he was different he was also a pretty tough guide is his own right but he was the intelligent manager not the screaming yelling one and when you look at all the territories it's like that taught manager was the backbone of so many you head skandar akbar and in texas you had jared earlier. Abe's al in calgary in it's like there was always that mainstay that allowed a variation of heels to step in and feud with that top baby face. It was always that connection allowed hogan to feud with the heat and family gave him a whole list of opponents. And you know those managers. I'm glad they're starting to come back you know. Wbz's using them a little bit and you know we've got don callous now in aws. I assume also managing on some level in on an impact. Those guys bring so much to the table not just talking but just adding another dimension to to storytelling keeping a thread. In your feuds alive and also to. It's a nice something that i've been ranting on my show with brian on friday. What making wrestling fun. If your baby face has to get beat having him get his hands on that manager as a nice carrot to throw your baby face to help him save face. Managers are so useful. And so great for did you were you. Gary hart fan and i know. Obviously he wasn't really in your territory or anything now when you we've is more got a national presence in the end of ua before became wcw. One thousand nine hundred eighty nine being the shiniest year for most people when he was out there with both sawyer great mood and terry funk but i always was a big fan of gary hart because of like you mentioned him being different compared to so many other managers you know by the time i saw jimmy hart. The character that we see now zillion miles an hour bouncing up and down with a megaphone. Bobby heenan a lot of comedy to them. Same thing with cornet going a million miles an hour and always having something funny to say. Gary hart never really had anything funny to say and in fact the the inverse of that i mean he had a lot of really real things to say to me sounded reeler than almost anybody else in professional wrestling and i know he's a he can be kind of a polarizing figure too. But you have a chance to see much of gary hart and what did you think about him. The bulk of gary hart that i saw was the j. tax run with muthu and funk and i don't wanna say i like them because i hated him but in a good way because he was intelligent he came across as very mean and very unlikable guy but i think the intelligence and the fact that he wasn't just a screaming animated clown made them more of a threat because again he was a serious manager and no surprise. I would like that serious approach. But yeah i thought he was good. I think the only downfall of gary hart in the air i saw was at that point. He wasn't physically capable of taking bumps in selling for his baby faces if they got his hands on. I think he had a really destroyed neck by that time but as a presence and as an intelligent guy that came across his genuinely mean a little bit evil i thought he was a great man. That was a big fan of that. Jay techs run gable using the plane crash with austin idol. Mike matured in a bunch of people to and that was the reason he couldn't take a lot of bumps in you know it was in one of the you know. From a point of view of aesthetics he was much taller than a lot of other people in much bigger than a lot of the wrestlers at he his member were facing or sometimes that he had aside so yeah not being able to bomb. It's like how do we get revenge on that guy. Do you think that's essential for a manager especially nowadays to you know. Get because we're i mean we've pushed everything forward so much you know. It's one thing to get a manager and to spank them or to put him in a diaper with a baby bottle. Or whatever. humiliating thing You know bobby heenan weasel suit are we to the point now where we're kind of past that a little bit too much and whatever. Whoever a manager is they're going to have to be ready to take bumps. i don't think it's a necessity. But i do think it really helps. I think because he is both a friend nemesis of mine. I really hoped on callous hassle. Take bumps i think. Somebody needs to bump him as frequently as possible. really devastating. They'll be a lineup. But i think it's important to at some point. I think he'll does need to get his and a manager does now. It doesn't need to be the crazy. Bumps that bobby heenan took but i think at some point. The manager does need to be gotten to now again. The important thing is not every single time. Build it up make it worse something and when the time comes that you know the baby face really needs something but isn't going to go over on kenny omega. Then i think sometimes the don callous needs to take that bullet you were talking about tag teams a little bit earlier on I'll shoehorn this in here Coming out of x t last night. And i should mention this as well to For those of you who didn't get a chance to hear that tomasa alba and and timothy thatcher was off now they show timothy thatcher backstage talking to a doctor. You know kind of from a long distance. They showed him talking to a doctor. And to william regal and getting up and on the. I don't know if this is a a really truly a minor injury that they mentioned something. Lingering that he's not going to able to do or they did. This were storyline person purpose to hold it off for either next week. The second night week of new year's evil or or some time down the line but what was also mentioned on the show was they are going back to having the dusty rhodes tag team tournament and not only for men but for women is well too and they announced the men's teams undisputed arrogance. Xango go is going to kick things off as well as grows young veterans against ever is. That's going to be taking place next week show. We also have. Kurt stallion in august gray. If you were a big fan of evolve in the indie scene and maybe an intriguing tag team to you. Killing gain and drake maverick. Who have been doing the mutton. Jeff tag team situation now for a while imperium who was fantastic and rattled windows and joaquin wild as well as johnny gargano. In austin theory have been announced for the tournament so if they're allowed to with the talent that's involved if they're allowed to have some time which i assume that they will be. We're probably looking at some some bangers matches here but one thing they did was. They decided to have the first ever. Women's testy roads tag team tournament. Now lance there's a lot of time in more than enough in annexed with the amount of people that they have under contract where they can pull off a tournament like this. But i don't mean to undersell it but is this this almost seems like and i don't mean to be rude here but it almost seems like a bastardisation of using the name dusty. Rhodes because did you need to have a women's tag team tournament time and again. This is not an insult. You know women's wrestling or anything like that far from it but can you put the focus on that while you have the focus on the other one it just. It just seems like it's a thing to do just to do it. It feels like the we've done it for the men we have to do it for the women and while they have enough bodies because i love tag team wrestling so much. I don't like the mutton jeff tag teams. I'm not a big fan of just well. We'll put these two people whether they be men or women together for the sake of its tag team. Tournament to me. Tag team is a skill. You should be irregular team and they don't really at least in the little bit. I've watched television have a stab women's tag team so i wish they'd have built to it more. And if they're going to do it make sure there's enough established women tag teams that there's a reason for the tournament other than just the well we do the benz every year. We have to do a women's we're of talking about this off the air after the first segment but you know grown up in the eighties. Eighty three eighty four eighty five eighty six. I mean if you look through the territories and then what's the territory drying up. The tagging situation was amazing and being a kid. Eighty nine ninety like i mentioned so many great tag teams for you. What do you think the great. The great era was. Is it all japan for you is it. Wwf from the same era was talking about. What do you think i was always in. Nwa wcw guy so for me. The big tag teams. It's the bracken roles midnights the road warriors. You know that era in the mid to late eighties to me. That's my peak now granted. I also have a huge love for the you know the heart bulldog feud in the wwe. All japan was a little too much throwing people on their heads for me. I wasn't as big a fan. Although the canam express furnace in lafond in their peak were fantastic. And you know when. Joe and dean lincoln. We're going there was a lot of great now. Now that i'm thinking about damn there was a lot of really good all japan tag teams back in the day. Now that i think about it so yeah there's an but when the regular teams again talking gordian you mentioned phenomenal. So i find the annual classic for the women that fits their talent pool that they have don't shoehorn them into a tag team tournament because make real tag teams and then do it or do something else like go to break. We should probably do that since i blew the last one. We'll get out here early right now. Folks like servini. Lance storm rushing over live urge ed consumer or from a timeshare exit hotline national company specializing in helping consumers legally get out of their expensive timeshare contracts. We're offering you a way to legally get rid of your timeshare. 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Vv on the sports byline broadcasting network back on the show. Mike semple v. land store wrestling observer. Live producer dom. I don't care what. Brian says about you. Kim down there listening in conversation atlantan ravaging the model. Rick bartels music pops up lance. I'm an unabashed fan of rick martel in the awa in. Wcw the short time he was there certainly all of time spent in the www f where he lived a different life. All those people who didn't know as a as a tag team wrestler and then later on the wwf as the stripe as the model. In part of strikeforce rick martel criminally underrated. Certainly goes in that category for me. Your jerry stubbs and a lot of guys like that. I think he fits right in. Yeah he was a fantastic baby face of phenomenal. He'll and. I just recently watched one of the saturday vent matches he had with tito santana and it was like this is a clinic it was so great he was a fiery baby face. He was a smarmy. He'll that dude could go. He looked like a million bucks other than the french accent. It's like he was perfect and again. Not that the french accents bad but we know certain places don't like accents and but rick was so so good and a really nice guy. I got to work with them. You know in winnipeg with don callous for a bit super super nice guy. It's one of those names at who knows if we'll ever receiving the wwf hall of fame but if they do wwe hall of fame if they do they have more than enough footage on whole career. And i tell you what some fun stuff between. Jimmy jimmy garvin and rick martel back in the day when i was growing up at the hague wasn't savage steamboat. But it was pretty damn good. Land score you sir. You're pretty damn good too. And i appreciate you so much for coming on my pleasure man figure four daily tomorrow lanson bryan bryan tonight back tomorrow. You the whole meaning the listeners. Back tomorrow what else are you gonna do. 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He really didn't sing very well. He definitely had the guts to open in vegas. He left work on a movie after three and a half weeks variety said it is in the realm of pure song. Jeff chandler falters and shows weakness the affable but to serious flicker star opens unwisely with assault. Slow sombre never entered my mind and attempts to pick things up with always. I'm not co cheese. Anymore is sprightly song along his career since he made broken arrow six years ago. They do say that the rest of the show was quite good. But at the very end he says chandler's fine film. Brett can bring in the customers but he must level with them and realize the best we can beat an unidentified with satra victim. And tony martin is to pit his own special talents against there's which can best be shown by special materials numbers and sketches rather than jump into an abyss of standards tunes which these singers guard without cease. So he probably wasn't a great singer. But what i can say about this is you know. He tried to broaden out beyond just being an actor. And i don't see anything wrong with that. Let's get into it here An episode of suspense january seventh nineteen fifty two jeff chandler stars in the case against the dock. And it's ninety six thousand dealers. Bring you mr jeff chandler in a story taken from life. Tonight's presentation of. Oh i don't like presents. The case against liu doc. A factual document concerning the san francisco tongue wars starring mr jeff chandler and now with the case against ludolf and the performance of mr jeff. Auto light hopes once again to keep you in spending Tennis take your man up. The alleyway always please. They won't be seen the same this signal to move. You got that right all right man. You heard captain voice be over. There have like i'm right on time. Oh glasgow. i'm glad you got here. He's must be an important one. Was like a whole san francisco police forces here a big one believe me. Oh you know. Captain of detectives wilbur. Now we've met this. Lieutenant jack by the mitch rouse grew and then all have their instructions. Da good and take a position came in. Let's go all right. You wanna come along with me glasgow. Stakeouts down about midway in the laundry has a vacant storeroom upstairs. We can watch from up there here message. you left back. The newspaper office wasn't too explicit. Tonight's the night we've been waiting for more murder and mayhem. Perhaps cuba arrested hundreds of chinese before all members of sometime. What good did it do not just resting. The men isn't the answer is it. Smells empty. giannis laundromat around. This shop was hacked to death in the last tong battle. They held along here along those stairs. Who's having it out tonight. A hop gang. Tong and leon sings. Well come geo and loot duck. Yeah the two most popular and powerful tong leaders agree with you as far as come to you. Hoes concern for doc. I'm more determined than ever to get him. This man was a double life glasco by day. sweet smiling and innocent silk merchant by night a ruthless murder of his countrymen. He won't stop the tongues by convicting lou. Doc we'll be able to see everything from this window. clear night. A million stars in the sky. We stood next to the open window above the laundry shop fearless district attorney read mucci and i waited from the window we could say down into the dimly lit street called spa alley a narrow street line on either side with wicha markets curio shops t parlors and more or laundries. Some of those shops fronts for hidden gambling dens sultry arab press opium dans low docked. The man the. Da accused of being the most notorious tongue. Leader in san francisco was all of that but he was more ludicrous. My friend who was a man of principles born in san francisco and wanting to adapt himself to the ways of his western brothers. He'd learned to speak read and write a pronounced english. He educated himself from the thoughts and ideas of the western world. I knew i had my doubts that he was going to show up in spa. Finale tonight cigarette glasgow makes you so sure lou dock and come to your home. We're gonna show tonight. They're bitter enemies. When comes you ho learned that lou. Doc's brother was in love with one of his favorite sings on girl. The challenge the hoppy gangs. What's the girl's name off toy. She's a dance at the golden lamp on surface. The incident is just a spark to ignite the flame glasgow You know that is what was i real battles being fought for supremacy. Almost twelve and eighty minute now. We didn't have long to wait because it exactly. Twelve o'clock a loud shrill. Cry rang out at one. End of spa finale. At the other end of the alleyway. The reply. Another wholesale. Tom off again Christie black suited chinese place. Seven dogs slobs had met head on on the alley. The hatches reflected the moonlighters crystals heads. Long gleaming daggers. Found much south. Easy and as police will go scattered in every direction stumbling over the dead and wounded at the police were efficient. They'd hold up both injury alley. That looked like they'd rounded up every one of the blue. How di that was alive. District attorney paste of florida star on his hands nervously twisting behind him as he waited for his captain of detectives report And we heard heavy steps coming up the stairs. In a few moments three men appeared at the head of the landing captain. We'll burn his. Lieutenant sandjak swelling doc head chinese with his hands tied behind him the whereas the other he Disappeared forty. do you mean he disappeared. I don't know the dealers in mixing it up all the rest of my no. I saw but after we had the wrestling rounded up. I couldn't find. How did you know it was. Lou dot capita the big head. I recognize as big head can accuse got The one over here. Okay you move. This is the one they call. Come g whole. I know i use started this when come geo. How do doc managed to escape. Oh yes ludicrous. This fine chills merchants. Yes all with me. It'll go a lot easier on you know you're not going to get this magic. We'll see about that. I want the names of every boo. How do that on the tonight. John follow do you all was that i think. He said he wants his lawyer before he speaks. Another word. correct elida. Yes thank you. I never liked tonight. Wasn't the night you thought it was going to be the eight. I'm afraid your net results. Two zero district attorney muccio wasn't going to get come to hold on on lewd act no matter how hard he tried for a tongue member to testify or in hormone another even your most hated enemy which was arrival tongue with certain debt and in most cases members of your own tongue would carry out the death sentence in the wild confusion of that battle it would have been impossible to tell whether lou daca taken part in it. Captain of detectives warning seen him. I wanted to know for sure. So the following morning i went to his house of business lillo chinese sitting behind the counter. Didn't even glance up at musee ended. I walked over to the daughter of louis office and not voice yelled enter chinese. I opened the door who seated behind a bleach. Ten desks at the man with his big hand. Rocking back and forth lou that it is nice to see you again. It's nice to see you please to sit just to seventy thanks. I beg your pardon this. Dan is my beloved brother. Tommy mr glasgow. San francisco trivial. How do you do mr glasgow. How do you take tea with lemon. I believe right. I most happy of this surprise. Visit then ayoola most delicious. It was seven men. Killed in last night's tongue waterloo. Tell me dot and do you prefer. The chinese are indian t. I said seven men were killed in last night's tongue battle dow jindong mad at my words too strong for your brother sensitive us. And if you're not a true friend. I would easily kill you with my own hand for such a remark. I'm sorry you'll as i believe in russia's principles it was upon this discovery. I grow very fund of you. I've wanted a friendship in a waste of your western world. Many things that might people do not understand among people are certain things which the accidental does not understand with cold blooded murders way that either world should have to understand but i have read in the western world books. I read of organization called california vigilence committee. Look that committee is to protect the innocent from the guilty this no argument but for the protection and gangtok is protection for my people. Now comes time when most beloved brother falls in love with sing go. I thought he wishes to marry her response. It must be so and so in order to bring about this marriage. Hundreds of men may lose their lives if it is god's design. There's nothing that i can save. It can convince you to send a whole thing. Peaceably and china. Perhaps by tribunal but in san francisco. It's not probable. We must settle this difference by other means. And i'm sorry doc. I'm sorry for the people that is no one who's hot. This subtle hangs heavier and with that. Lou dot rose up from his chair stood staring at me for a moment. Threw tear filled eyes. Then he turned in strode. Majestically out of the room is large had bent as if in prayer in the weeks that followed for some unknown reason or other. The town was slow down to practically a standstill. Been only a couple of hatchet. Murders in two months seemed almost too good to be true then on january fourth. I received a phone call from the. Da's office about four in the afternoon. Whose voice had a smile in allah. Someone else to do at glasco but it was done. What was going about an hour. Ago and ross alley two men shot a man and then hacked his face the ribbons with their hatchets own. Kevin wilburn gone down there. He identify them at worser man. 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Admiral are libby in both ends. The reds abandon their tactics pretended misunderstandings. About like proposals. Senator henry cabinet lodge junior said yesterday says assurances that general dwight d eisenhower would accept the republican presidential nomination and announced. He is ordered. The general's name entered into the new hampshire primary march eleventh lodge manager of the eisenhower for president movement. Told a news conference that eisenhower quoting personally assured me while serving as president of the columbia university that he was a republican. He added that the allied supreme commander in europe has assured many people he will accept the nomination. The coordinating council of negro performance. Yesterday wire governor. Herman talmadge georgian a protest about what it called his bigoted attitude toward negro performance. on television. talmadge wrote saturday. In this political newspaper. The statesman that several television shows violate the spirit of segregation laws. In the south by letting negro and white performers mingle with telegram released by vice chairman. Dick campbell called the statement quote a sad commentary under democracy for which thousands of negro soldiers were dying in korea and a ridicule in the way of our american way of life in the eyes of the world it continued. We should like to remind you that your vicious interference. A boycott against products which employ negro performers on an integrated basis can become a dangerous good boomerang since the tremendous negro consumer market of eighteen million persons could retaliate in like measure if you have the public interest in american mind. Maybe suggest that you're misplaced energy be challenged in a constructive way to eradicate the unsavory raeffel conditions now existing in the sovereign state of georgia british prime minister winston churchill met yesterday with american military chiefs or a quick review. Urgent defense problems. Hindering western plans to meet the threat of communist. Aggression cheered by a warm welcome. The seventy seven year old british statesman. Don his defense ministers role during top level munching conference at the pentagon. The aim was to get a headstart on discussing. American british ship rinses on military strategy before the first formal churchill truman. Meeting at the white house. Frank costello whose gambling and underworld power are reputed dwarf. Those are the late. Al capone goes on trial on contempt of congress charges costello scheduled to appear in federal court in new york to answer the charges. And william c smith of wind gap pennsylvania told police. 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Classic radio theater with another episode of maxwell house copy time starring george burns and gracie allen from seventy three years ago january eighth nineteen forty eight george guest jack. Benny become a gypsy violin and vocal duo to try to raise money for a tour. That's coming up on our friday edition of classic radio theatre but right now. The conclusion of suspense starring jeff chandler the case against du lac from sixty nine years ago january seven nine thousand nine hundred fifty two now brings back to our hollywood found stage mr jeff chandler in elliott lewis whose production of the case against liu doc dramatic report. Well calculated to keep you in a were ludek had been my friend. The realization of what an impact is death would have on his following. Hit me was to be a great loss for. I hung up the phone and decided to go down to the police station. When i got there. The desk sergeant lifted a tired finger and me. That captain wilburn was back in the mortgage lieutenant sean. Jack come in glasgow the. Da said you might be done. So you finally got lou dock. We didn't couple of rival talk. Did the job she pick them up. No got away wanna take a look at them the bloody over here right sanjay down sheet but i mean when i say bloodied on mother would recognize. How do you know it's lewd by the head. Take a look at the head. What's left with dark. Had a head almost out of proportion to the rest of his body. That's how i know it's him but still plasco the. Da told me how you feel about this guy. I don't want any trouble from this man. Little doc i positively identified him as the notorious tongue leader of hop gangs. Uk to challenge that statement. No kushner and you will admit as dot sure cap. Neither admitted that's lou doc. I admitted it because thought suddenly occurred to me that he was the opportunity. I've been waiting for the dead man. Lying on a slab in the police morgue was not lou dock. Police had no positive identification as to who the man was. It looked like a perfect way to ease the pressure. That was being brought to bear on them. Captain wilbur knew that faceless man was not lou dock as well as i did the following morning i went to the business house of lu. Dr shook merchant justice. I had expected the name on the door had been changed. Next door was a gambling parlor. I gave the password the door and was admitted. I sat down at one of a fan tables to began playing. Hadn't been playing long when i suddenly felt the presence of someone familiar standing next to me. Three are shape duck doc. Hello that if they still meet with yours. There's some where we can talk. Come owner of this establishment is a good friend of we show us his office. You lead the way come in here. I love still hale and hearty even though you did that is not good. Joke take it. You read the morning papers all yes in time to change the name on your place of business. You are pleased to see. Elimination will eventually my friend. You want the truth. Most precious us bomb than he has little duck. I was because now. It's no longer necessary for you to work with any tongue. Surprises me that you of all persons respect showed think that way as great work yet to be done among people get the work fluids abadla won't be wanting to every tonga's disbanded and if i leave what ran. Come to your heart. His tongue takeover leadership in san francisco. The tara that exists now will seem my friend particle. What about the police. Police are satisfied. You know that the righty and publicity that have gone before will no longer continue to follow me. Up will continue to exist in new still behind them. Yes my friend to make decisions. I was setup leader but their rival country home will always know that still sitting on the throne of the wings is ludek humanity fears. I have a newspaper man. I have to print the truth. You know that yes my friend. I also something i also know. Then glasgow you are. True them own News was right. I knew the fight within myself and begun to know that he was still alive yet. Never print that fact because doing so. I'd have to betray his friendship a windy night. In february i was working late in the office. Suits about eight o'clock on one of the reporters came in and told me that tummy shoe lou. Ducks brother had been trapped in the cafe of his dancer girlfriend. Artur i rushed down to dagger alley wasn't a soul in sight started. A was cold and heavy wind was blowing but my hands were soaking wet with perspiration as i made my way up the cobblestone walk to the golden land. I imagined one hundred is staring at me from doctor always and i was in a i walked up to the door was bolted. Tommy tommy you. It's me the newspaper man. Dan glasco lesbian more. Let me in tommy thanks. What are you doing here. Word leaked out. The things had you holed up here this year. Do you took an awful chance coming up. Alleyways jewish genetic care for coming here. I toy mr glasgow see. We plan to leave tonight secretly. Somehow they learned of our planned. It was odd toys. Father who betrayed us. I got me. There was nothing you could do. I'm willing to die. Was telling me know you hear no caller. Tell the call the police. You have talked with my brother. Mr glasgow you know he would never do that. But you'll never get out of here alive then. It must be so. I don't understand you'd be willing to commit suicide because of some silly superstitious and clannish idea that the only way to deal out justices through force would you and your brother and everybody who thinks that way tummy iran. Maybe the idea of tongues originally were good ideas but but the goodness has gone out of him. I'm gonna call the police. One moment mr glasgow. I'm sorry but i cannot allow you to do that. Put away the that i will. Can i call your brother. Perhaps not best thanks to me. Gave me a number to call flu. Doc answered the phone himself. Who's voice remained strangely calm when i told him what the situation was told me he was coming right down. One me to stay in the cafe. And i hung up. Three of tommy. You shoe the sinks girl. I toy and myself sat down and waited twenty minutes later. I heard a car screeched down at the end of dagger rally. I opened one of the small windows. Stuck my head out and look down. The narrow street along lag car was parked at the curb then. The car door opened lou. Doc stepped out alone. They began is long. Walk up the cobblestones to the cafe. Walked slowly staring straight ahead. His body firm rigid in one position. Or just the movement of his legs wearing a long black coat. He looked like a giant took long strides his oversized head. Hi lou that he'd better get inside. That must be at least twenty five of them out there. I'm all right. Don't tell me to come up with low. you don't have a chance to attack me. They haven't been tell me to come up chummy. He want you to go with him. I've got to go out. But i'll be back. Do not feel as to how many. I'm going on my brother and goodbye. I see you again. So doc two of them began their long walk back to the end of dagger. Ali la- doc's hand closed tightly around his brothers on walking slowly but steadily toward the black car. They weren't ten feet from it from one of the duck doorways. A figure jumped into view was come ji-ho g home. I'd go with four shots lewd doc world covering his brother at the same time whipping out a gun and fires. Tell me. open the door. The car got into it up. Then lou dot fellas knee still firing guns hardaway. Doc pitched forward on his face emptying come g. Hold job to the pavement. Clawing at his bloody face twitched with just a moment. Then he lay still when i got to. Docu is still alive but bleeding badly. He looked up at me. Pay my friend much pain ambulance any minute. Just hold on is is not death. I prayed my ancestor to give me that. Hey die lying on. What pave my in doc. La at night my wounds lead. You're not gonna die to push us bond and friendship. Promise promise as you hold me off my friend that and stores that were registered and one of them were right. So what are they need that. Beneath the cloak of the legend of is notorious reputation there existed a man who believes in the principles of righteousness for all his fellow. Men who is there can sit in judgment and proclaim that there was any case. But goodness against the men named ludek spend search presented by auto lite tonight star jeff chandler. Next week i'll star will be the first lady of suspense miss agnes moorehead as lizzie. Borden in dramatization of the most famous unsolved. American murder mystery a true story. We call the fall river tragedy in weeks to come. We shall also present. Mr clifton webb mr charles. Boy and mr j carole nash. 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It could have been something else. We never can't find anything definitive to say why jimmy was ill and missing his show. But the jimmy durante. Show has guest host. Bob hope and his guest victor more this episode originally broadcast january seventh nineteen forty eight from hollywood. It's the jimmy durante. Show ten thousand hall drugstores. Carry the complete line of top-quality. Rex drug products. Bring you the jimmy durante. Show with peggy league candy. candido roy. Bargain is yours truly howard. Petri and jimmy's guest star victim or folks. You'll be glad to hear that. Jimmy's recuperating nicely and we'll be back on the show in two weeks but volunteering his services to stand in for jimmy. Tonight is a good friend. And your good friend. One of america's great personalities. Bob hope talent. How do you do ladies and gentlemen. This is bob. Substituting for jimmy. Durante hope telling all you lovers use pepsi them with the girls and you'll be a smash if you don't you'll end up going steady with mrs calabash. I'm happy about filling in for durant tonight. While recuperating dropped over to see jimmy this afternoon as i walked through the door one beautiful nurse was holding his hand and other stroking ford and the third was running your fingers through his hair. I think he'd be a long time. Convalescing but jimmy is really getting the best care. While i was there one of the doctors popped into one. Look at him and said This patient looks fine. And he pointed jimmy schnauzers and said that. I'm afraid the baby is a little overweight. Yes but they operated on jimmy New year's eve they wouldn't let me stay for the opening so i went down saw. The open didn't figure out anything. There love gravy. So i went down for the opening ruggerio. The paramount thought. I got around to that pretty why what a night to hold a premium. One drunk stepped up to the ticket. One of the girls dot oppressing and the ticket but he said here's five dollars for the kitty play old eggs. I stayed with my opening. Everything was going great until flash down the scene where crosby. I'd take the boat for south america just as the boat was pulling out of the picture. Three drunks ran up to the screen yelled bon voyage and tried to climb aboard. I wouldn't exactly say the people were having fun in the theater. But crosby lamar. And i stopped what we were doing on the screen to watch a couple in the balcony and there was a bad accident front when a drunk drove his car. Right into the theater. We thought the road to rio was a shortcut to zoos. It which one you work at all the celebrities turned off for the opening. Clark gable was there but they wouldn't let him in. He had twenty five bags of popcorn. The limit is for came formal. And that's the first time i ever saw tuxedo with feather sticking out of the bed. Imagine two hundred dollars for six ducks was still cheaper. The you can get them at the butcher shop. I ran into frank morgan in the lobby. He was complaining. This one hundred dollars instead of two hundred bucks only half shot. What an audience. What audience that did. I was telling my biggest jokes on the screen. I heard a guy crying. So i went over. Tapped him on the shoulder. Said look friend drunken. Why don't you join alcoholics anonymous. He said i did yesterday. This picture is part of the cure and when crosby was seeing as big number drug staggered into the theater down. The i'll put one foot up in the orchestra real and stop that having bartender and get me. A scotch and soda. But the paramount wasn't the only theater having trouble with the customers on new year's eve. It was so bad at the hitching post. Roy rogers and the indians got together and started shooting back at the audience. Already interrupt you. But there's a man here to see jimmy and he says it's very important. It's jimmy is all mr ripple the united states commissioner rivers and waterways. I'll talk to them. Glad to meet you mr ripple whatever that sort guy must be a republicans conversation comes out. I'm sorry mr ripple ginny isn't here tonight. But maybe i can help you. What having trouble with the reservoir adjusting your nozzle sprinkling that line at me again. Eddie said we're having a lot of trouble with the reservoir kid must have been running uphill as radiators boiling on the trouble with the reservoir. What do you hear from listerine wellness clogged up with salmon who get caught going upstream. The split them you mean to spawn. I'm talking about the ones who are. That's what i like about fish jokes when they lay eggs lake caviar. Listen to hope. How can i keep the salmon from clogging up the water many. Well i could lend you jerry colonia you could use. His mustache is a stranger to save you. Play in the second most when you run out of the year. I thought you were very funny. The henry new tonight. We're only got one thing to say. What's that glad he left. He caught me without my water wings. What happens now. How would it was nice meeting you. And mr rebel. But i've listened to this program many times the person i'm particularly anxious to meet as peggy lee. I understand she's a girl that proves it. Peggy vision of feminine polka judah. Denison writers forgot wasn't on the program this week. Well thanks for the pretty words. Hey you're looking pretty good yourself. In fact i don't remember when i've seen you looking so good looking good when i've seen enough i'll stop looking voice right peggy i have. I have a collection of your records. Home and i think they're wonderful. Thank you bob. But wouldn't it be great if we had a record with you on one side me on the other maybe some not i could crawl through that little hole in the record and get over to year saw seven thousand nine hundred forty eight. The jimmy durante. Show with bob hope. As the guest host on classic radio theatre balance of nature's fruits and vegetables in a capsule changing the world. One life added time being a truck driver. I don't always eat rice. And it kind of balances out. My natural bodies gives me throughout her. As you jerk recently went to the doctor to bunch of trash and we're we're surging we're starting to other people said Advertisements really your first question. What are you doing. I've never seen inserts good one. You are thursday. Until i deserve our matrix and i said you really need your work. It up be works for marceca whereas accident. So i'm just thrilled. I am really happy right now. 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Sounds like the mating voice of a virus x germ but many right here now to join me in the pinch hit spot for the schnauzers one of his good friends from show business the glamorous dashing romantic star the course at ground victor morally. Wonderful to be here with you now. Jimmy durante. Hold it please. I'm not jimmy durante. But you're close. This is what durant would look like. His nose had developed a puncture surely victory. You know. I am listening to this. Thanks for the memory. Oh no no. You're you're hillary. Better get a haircut along a handkerchief. Your information i'm bob. Hope after all we knew each other years ago. Yeah that's right. I remember when we were partners. Way back in the manager of fired you. He fired me and kept. You still bad. Tell me did you ever get another job. Where have you been boy. I work all the time. I mean besides guiding me. You may be a victim. But i don't want anymore. You may be bob. But i don't think as much listening durant speaking of crosby flab is quite a boy on the links this week. He's holding a golf tournament pebble beach. He's out there breaking records things not going to try and break any records this sure. Why not but trillo won't let them make any new ones. I don't know what the pork you will do for money. It's a shame. Sure wish i could appear in some of those road pictures you're like being does but i guess i just haven't got whether to take your ears like bing your is like being you even got hair like beings difference in our ages. Don't let that bother with a little makeup. You can look as old as he does in a way. You're even built like being you both have that new look ankle. Length tummies stomach has been out longer than the republicans haven't got the physique to be in the road pictures on the level vic. You haven't got a bad figure it all. As a matter of fact. I'd even say you have the body of rubber taylor taylor angry that you're gonna be sure when she's done to it cooking nothing yet but stick around. We'll open a canister. no god. This kid has the makings of another mortimer's nerd talking about victim being in the next road picture in place. A crosby sounds exciting. And i've got just the locale for you. The road to scotland scotland. That's fine dorothy lorna sarong with a whisk broom. Hanging dadi will love it. Scotland with its beautiful highlands. And its rambling. Moore's that's for me is nothing i like better than rambling through the moors and making law with dorothy. We'll try to figure out folks. We spent all afternoon cutting the script. I think we threw away the wrong part. Victor are you all set to fill in for crosby. get out of this Dream of christmas boob. Don't give the audience any ideas. Why did you. Why did you pick white christmas. Christmas is twelve months away with my win. I go well. I guess we're all set to start. I wrote story. I don't know what will happen. But one thing we dorothy l'amour oh boy scout masters listening. I'm not practicing my knots tonight. Boy please. Ten foot badges spinning. There's only one thing more we need. I'll turn on the radio here and mood music. Okay give me the ball. Type of just let. Let's go time. how do you like that. It's a week since the rose bowl. Game in michigan is still making touchdown bob hope and victor bing crosby more in the greatest road story of the mall the road to pismo beach. What a miserable life. You and to lowly beachcombers. Yeah for two years. We've been here trying to find the laws idol of the incas. If we find it where one of our problems to solve at least we lead today. Look the salmon running. I know zaman running but who that follow standing there and the water pleading with them. That's henry wallace. He'll do anything to get someone to run with them. Things could be worse. I didn't tell you. Last night. I had a day with a mermaid but a mermaid is half woman half fish after two years in beach. Okay the idol of the around here someplace discouraged fellow sitting over there if he knows where the idol is okay. I'll talk to tell me mr. Who are you. i said who are you. know us. Victories of green speculator. And we'll give his name check with the msci. Well there's only one thing to do what you get for reading. I know beautiful beautiful. Send you either mexico. And it was where the idol hidden santa rita. Lola let's go down there and maybe she'll tell us a secret off the mexico and those wonderful dishes. Georgia dear is a angela's maranda maranda. Think of a better spanish. Let's go this heat. This horrible mexican heat counting down with the relentless furry disregarding our lack water how can we go on. We must have water. You hear me water. Water water. I love doing that every year. I make at least one of the academy award. Let's get going. What crosby doing a time like this. This and you eat a lowest hassi hinder right there. Being would solder over beneath her balcony and sarah nader usury guitar. Not kidding okay. Hey that beautiful senior. Tell me how you like my voice from your own lips. What a place to run into a sinatra fan making you grab news open christ. We came here to find the inca idle. And you're the only one who knows where it is buried. Sounds like the kind of a straight line to colona not so fast. Snoot secret the to the one. I love who me no. It is the other one little bucket funds. My friends call me clips on his off my feet. You have swimming to the cloud you have swept me to the heavens lever over beckham. Couldn't how do you like it. Even when being looks like victim or he gets the girl is one crosby. I'd like to transcribe to more inconvenient. Time is either pudgy when you are wonderful for the price of one keys. I ll tell you where the ink is i. Were key you so hard. You spin in circles. That's silly nobody could be so hard. I spin in circles. go on pucker. Does anybody wanna buy a short fat yoyo. Your keys was marvelous. And now the inca. I is it. He's been eight infeasible beach beach. That's where we're looking in the first place but come on. Let's back on the road to pismo beach. let's hurry some clams are having a people baked tonight. People usually have planned the much there. You'd better hurry back right as a drunk with power hurry. Oh bob hope january seventh nineteen forty eight. The jimmy durante. Show bob hope sitting in for the big shaw's as opposed to the ski knows shosh gnaws we'll conclude are coming up here in four minutes on classic radio theater and your favorite stations. Everyone loves shopping online. I'm gonna tell you what. I tell my golf buddies when they buy clubs stop searching for coupon codes download capital one shopping deal computer capital one shop instantly searches for available coupon code automatically. 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Hurry senior radio leo. Laura's right eight guidolin standing in front of it is beautiful native girls last. We reached our goal. Tommy native girl. We're hoping crosby. Who are you. forgive us paramount. We're working on a short budget. I i think you're wonderful. But how do you keep that sarong up. We strong sense of. What are you doing standing in front of the inca idle me. Beautiful listen to native incas. If i didn't cane he'll be swayed. Would i feel this way. How do you like that. The inca spots your realize it. We're rich are cert- ended. Yes and the old legend. The idol is that whoever finds it will hear a secret words from its lips. Look the idol is starting to speak this supreme moment. Listen to the words of the inker. Idle inka inka inca ak- everybody wants to get into the van. Tear those hormones rextall reminders. For the week remember forty five percent of america is it's drug needs and rextall drugstores remember. Rextall is at large respected family of more than two thousand different drug products. Remember you can always depend on any drug product. Bearing the name wrecks off remember. Rextall drug products are available and in run stores everywhere and is jimmy durante. Always says i do my shopping at a wreck saul store trying rextall drugs and a further. Or jimmy durante. The he prefers them. We've by song. That's all about you. Ladies and gentlemen this. Is bob hope again. I know a lot of you are too busy to drop in at your local station or and pick out a get well quick card for jimmy. So what do you say that you. And i sent him a radio card. That says dish ause when it comes to friends were stealing. One of your own lines ran a. You've got them signed the american public. You often hear the old saying there's no business like show business and one of the main reasons is a little guy with a big nose and the heart to match talk about a big heart. That wallet of jimmy's gets open more time today than the front door. Macy's and when it comes to pushing up the english language nobody can touch him but any old buddy down on his luck and touch him for the shirt off his back. We in show business loved the guy. There's nothing in the world we wouldn't do for him and vice versa. Believe me the world needs more. Jimmy durante. But as long as there's only one i just wanna say hurry back. Shaw's your good friend america's getting mighty lonesome for you that i can get a good morning. Thank you bob. Service as much all about rectal do here january seventh nineteen forty eight. The jimmy durante. Show on classic radio theatre working from home. I'm chad dodd. Veterinarian consultant olympiakos. Here's some tips for keeping your dog fit while staying at home. 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That's eight hundred nine eight five eighteen thirteen employees of jd mellberg financial. Have the appropriate licenses for the products they offer. Let's check in with peg lynch and alan bunce the couple next door and they're just having some trivial regular old everyday domestic problems. This was originally broadcast january. Seventh nineteen sixty three bs. Radio brings you the couple next door written by peg lam and starring glenn and alan bought a great. The alarm goes off new leaf out of your turning over a new leaf or something. Listen after being lake work yesterday. And i know kranj. I didn't believe a word. I why i was late apple. That'd be really this morning or at least on time. More hewlett tired into sleep. Well now battlecry nine and a change. I got back to bed. I can sleep again. Attic all no. Luckily i went up to the addict last night. I looked everywhere. I didn't fifth thing. And i don't care. I was up there yesterday morning. I know i saw an animal on behind some boxes. And i'm sure it was a raccoon and with a great big black circles around. His eyes must've been me the way i look. I just can't seem to get enough sleep no matter what time i go to bed. I saw something that looked like a raccoon in the middle of the night. I heard something in the added. Okay okay what. All k-. I don't know i look i gotta shower and save. I can't go looking around the ag now. There isn't raccoon. I don't know how to catch it anyhow. Just call somebody some of you. You complain about the visit. Always be call somebody any alcohol on the. I dunno. Look in the phone book. And what do i look for. Certain isn't going to be classified as man who passed his raccoons in added canada. Lovely bubbly mice up there all. We live out here. Practically in the woods put a few months stepped up. they're going up there at all. I'll bet raccoon fight down. Saying i don't know i don't know anything about raccoon how dr i don't know that i know we have one in our attic. Something has to be done about it as to who do of just call somebody in the meantime. Getting breakfast william. I cannot be late to work today. It is it is your lord and master bringing home the bacon after audit work at the boy. What a day it was. I am i. I hate to agree with bad news. The minute you walk in the door are least way. Makoto had had a terrible day to first of all it dramatic think there should be some kind of law i want. A man comes home after a hard day's work at the office is wife should greet him at the door with kisses and smiles lead him to the and put a pillow under. Just say. now you rest dolly until dinner but don't want to hear what goes around how to sit while you're over. Not the minute. I walk in the door. Left is good news to know when i get home. I can feel like collapsing Thinking that's the way you feel. After dinner you fall asleep while i'm doing dickerson. Sleep for now to time to go to bed. I never get to talk to utah. I all right all right now. My maybe we can talk to ronald you got. My curiosity aroused. Now what happened. How about the noise and the iger illness said the call exterminator so i did and he came out and he said we definitely had a raccoon affair but he couldn't find him but what is worth. We have vast that fat. So that's good gray bats in my belfry. Didn't know how they're getting invading serb. We had to do something because manning town had them and he was bitten by one and the rat and upset had raid and the man died. I understand that if you get rabies. It's just the most horrible and i haven't told you a l. Pavon david technip lease until after. Dennis office Esa allies turned. Their father is not asleep on the sofa. And i wanted to turn it off any. I can't stand it. That's very earnest. He'd only older she started listening to that. I don't know how i'm gonna go through these next ten years autumn album going to get through this next year. Look bills look this year. We were really gonna cut down on christmas expensive. I tell you it's worth never let me the from the department store load that they must have made a mistake. I imagine it's itemized. I haven't gone over not sleeping on top the raccoon and the back attic which is bad enough out faced with something. Good building appliance shop. Eight dollars and seventy five for the poster. We buy new coaster. Now we've got a retail had repaired the thing why does it need repairs because repeated burning with host or not hosting a call That is exactly what you said is awful language in santa fe that debut already wasn. We gotta build for repairs. They just bought it. If you go two years ago we bought it exactly one yet golfing today you said that. That's the data to be repaired and our ganji had run out the day before the day. Before when i said to the match surely windmill doesn't get shredded. Showed as you're gandhi's ran. I do want to downton anyhow to get back to what i was saying. I think you should know if we had to discuss this tonight. Because the l. winds are very upset. Now frankly. I don't feel that it is awful fault. The alligator was listed. I said that it seemed to me. And i told me to dan but did you say i taught me vallon. I did not feel you know. You'll feel as false false that she alligator was executed. Apparently that's what happened. And i said to mrs allen the alligator near the betsy. I'm home in a cage that belongs to the alleman because sign that you know you all yours was electrocuted after the tv repairman said must happen and measured. Alan came up to senior dan. She was very uncertain about the wholesome and cheesy as we should replace the elevator. But had i not feel that it was. I could happen. Anybody you know lots of people alligators running around the also expect to have them electrocuted leaving what this handed talking about. Some of the enthusiasm alive baby allegation that decifit overnight a got out it all well apparently climbed to not tv set when somebody turned it on a gotta make shielded and must have happened last night so when a tv set didn't work. Today i called repairman. He arrived at the same time when the baton on the batman is the same as iraq. Cool man i'm okay. The right golden batman arrived at the same time as the alligator man. Now the tv with the matter with you tonight. Look i have got quickness. Bill looks like the national debt. I got bats in my belfry and alligators. We'll get electrocuted tv sets. And you say what's the matter with neither now. My point is yeah. Let's get to the point of. Alan feels that we should be the allegation. I don't feel responsibility. i'm sorry about it. 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Harry bartels starring in a story called the second class passenger were trapped in the native quarter of mozambique to dead miniature feet. The police closing in on you and beside you. A sultry girl who offers you scape own own escape produced and directed by william robeson and carefully contrived to free you from the four walls of today for a half hour of high adventure tonight. We escaped to butcha geeze east africa to the feted alleys dangerous rooftops of mozambique and the highly incredible yet somehow thoroughly plausible adventure by percival gibbon entitled the second class passenger. That's me ronald dawson. Second class passenger. Oh could have afforded first class by pinching the little here and there but nobody back at rolls department store in cedar rapids will ever know the important thing is. They're saying. Ronald dawson and drapery is taking a cruise around the world. And then there's really very little difference in the accommodations and the second class. Passengers are every bit as interesting as the first last crop. Take miss patterson for instance. You'd look to find more charming likable altogether desirable young lady just the life of the party. We've got to be quite good friends by the time crews put mozambique although the competition was always stiff i contend that times i wish those other two jones and twitchell had missed the boat somewhere along the line. Good couple of hours before we arrived. One of these native carriages. Think they'd be clean. I don't care too much. Now that russo made me so wars he great stuff. It would take a greek drink like that. I like to drink move by picture very interesting. Pictures look no go away. We might new the foot. The guidebook says the main point of interest. Now let's see Built by the portuguese sixteen hundred. Mind the statistics. I dare say the fort would be dreary as the rest of the race mozambique's not at all like what you would imagine. Mozambique to be like that's one host on all right main street in a couple of hours and it's so dirty you know you'd think they do something about it in this day and age. Oh you can't find work. He too big tanganyika chief. I said no maybe some day one a need find. No now get out. What did i need a knife for. Protect yourself from the savage natives. Oh man all you'd have to do is call. Policeman isn't doing anything you see. Look at him out in the center of the street directing traffic like he was at the corner state in madison. Traffic consists of two donkeys and an ox will be a relief to get back on board ship and have a nice hot bath. Unreal american foods that greasy fried octopus. We had for lunch at greek place. My weren't they off part of the broadening experience of travel. Yes i suppose so. Cute idol that i bought. I can't wait to show that the girls at the bank dawson. Yes ms battison. Wish my idol. A why i thought jones had twitchell not meal. You insisted on carrying it from his patterson. Remember oh dear. I i must have left it back at the greek restaurant. I'm so sorry i did. So want that idol. Don't you think you could go. Back for mr dawson. Yes of course. But i wonder if i'll have time before the boats saying i'm sure you will if you hurry more than an hour yet. You're sure oh yes the steward told me. Then i'll go at one. That's kind of you. My dear mr dawson now mind. You don't miss the well. I'll try not to. Why chances are i'll catch up with you before you reach the landings. We'll wait for you till the very. I could've throttled that. Supercilious jones insisting. I had time i knew there was time but i had no desire to run off after a heavy bronze curio and leave jones twitchell along with paterson. She was too nice nicer person and there was a dreadful bores yes. I suspected them of being phonies to but there was no helping it now so i made my way back up the main street toward lazarus restaurant where we'd had i- indigestible greek lunch somehow this main street of mozambique look different now in the quick african twilight the little saloons sidewalks where filling with men of every nationality in color many of them were knives thrust through the belts of their thin white suits knives that looked sharp as the glances. They threw at me. I must confess i. I felt a look. Strange and unwanted. Then lounging taught me the crowd. I saw large woman clad in sort of burners but her brand face unveil she had very wide lips and they were painted scarlet and from the corner of her mouth. She dangled a cigarette is. We're heavily mass garden. When she looked down at me tarot sees me. I was afraid she would speak to me. I didn't know what i should do or say. But she didn't and the way. The lawyer responded. I was convinced that they were laughing with her at me. I must say. I was relieved to reach the entrance of thruster. Good evening. so it'll dinner for the gentlemen. No no thank you. As a matter of fact. I just launched today very good excellent meal. Thank you said i. I left a curio here probably under the table. Have you founded curiel. Yes some sort of a brass god. It was wrapped in newspaper. All yes sir. We got him right here. That's good that's fine. I'm in a hurry to get back to the bud. Is you better hurry these soon. She rain rain. There's not a cloud in the sky. See every night. She ran in mozambique. Well you ought to know. But i still dotted. Oh here by yourself is a guy. Thank you very quick before she rain. Go about me. I'm not made of sugar. You know in just a few moments been inside. The restaurant night had fallen that sudden nightfall of the tropics. I looked overhead clearly. Saw the star is thinking. What a bad weather forecast of the greek was. I tuck miss patterson silly bronze idol under my arm and started off of the waterfront. I hadn't gone two hundred yards when allied warm dropper brains splattered on the back of my neck then two more on my hat. And before i could take cover under an arch. It was raining like like iowa in april. Look like let up soon. I wondered if there might not be a short away to the waterfront them long. Walk down the main street. And then the long way to the left along the docks surely one of these alleys that turned off the left would lead me directly to the harbor and the lately stage so i let the protection of the archway turned into elliott. My left four steps from the main street. And i. I wasn't open waiting. Who built the mud over my ankles. But i was certain that i was on the right track so i walked on straight into a blank wall. I turn to retrace my steps. But i could see no lights anywhere i. I felt along the wall until it gave into another alley followed it to another blank wall and thence into another one. Now i knew. I was lost now. The begun to reign in earnest pelted. But stand with at stung at clash. In a moment. I was benched to the skin was dark before was now black as a tune. Struggled on what because it was too terrible standstill. Kill myself be beaten to the earth by the sheer weight of the rate. I don't see how fun. I walk through those foul and fetid passageways nor for how long it lasts feeling my way around the corner i saw a slit of light. A horizontal flicker back in even the door and i heard voices. I lifted the bronze idol wrapped on the door within the voices stopped. I lost my way. I went through and i don't know where i am. Please let me please let me. Of course you make. I mean we expected but come in in january seventh nineteen forty eight escape. The second class passenger. The program continues in three minutes on classic radio. 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How did you know you're going to so. And so wet suits. I know i was trying to take a shortcut to the landing. Stage got lost somehow. I came ashore with some friends from the second class. I lift them to come back. And fetch this idol and give the young men with jernigan. Oh thank you. Thank you very much. But i must go on as soon as the rain. Stops if you can directly not up for a while. Yeah you may as well wait here. We may be able to blow edge entertainment for a second class tourist as soon as your friends so my dear friends. The police are not my friends. You let them to us. Would you walk about with your knives forever. While i take all the risks risks seven months you have done what you wind untouched. I book you freedom for seven months with smiles and love. Now you would take you turn one uses at night. If one goes to prison one month three months six months who knows you could have talked really prefect of police again again and again and for what life is not spending money one pays for leaving my friend with work sometimes with yan. I have paid now. Is your turn your hope. That's once more once marin we could've have been out of this you're on the coast. Lorenzo marques okay tom. Why didn't you buy didn't the one small islands you say. Once more once more now there is no more sheep big. Beg your pardon sir. That's no way to speak to a lady. i'm serious. I don't like to hear such language to a lady. I must ask you to apologize or do you just came in out of the rain from the second class. Please don't fight with him trouble enough already. But while the double rogers it got to come in here and japan don't stab this one. You want to police the find you here with the corpse carbs but does it matter how the police find us. We made for them. Because we have no choice. You put them on us. We should do away with you. We rely even to yourself. Why must you. How'd you behind my skirt. Great mother heaven. You are neither man nor beast. you'll go on. don't you dare say it there. You the silent mac. No-one sister to me and leave. Got a knife saimaa. No you back on our brand new title only a nice dog. He got high cardiac knife. Oh look what. I did to him with this. Bronze idol horrible horrible. He'd missed a good weapon you arrive. He was a grand. The blow games below. You cannot help him now. i. I've killed a man with this little curio. You've killed another with your knife tomb. Him murdered must get back to the ship. You must come with me. The ola you'd think i'd be welcoming the second class. Well i don't know we must go somewhere. The police will be here any minute. Police comer versus the police. 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Breathtaking figure leading me across the rooftops to a shadowy destination in which only one thing was certain she would be there. I suppose in that moment armed only with the bloody bronze idol. I was invincible. At last she let me down a creaking wooden stair that hung precariously on the sheer side of a house one small. We were in the mud of a gloomy alley even the way she slit her arm along minor softly grasped my hand filled me with greater power than i had ever known hand-in-hand. We made away down the alley and out into a little square. Where a night. Breeze rustled in the palms and smell of the sea and across the way a dim light showed through big open door church. Sons your bostian. After all this then they got okay. What you migo your or them. The young now aficionado. Who's mia von tau. Devi aveiro thurman either. There is already used to each professional komo out east oppressor. What's the matter with him what's he want. He says he let me go. 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We have a little time now to breathe clean air the hot and then i know little place where somebody's coming back in. The shadow have passed quite easy on the idol. I must return the item. Don't my friend. This is the greatest danger of all. Could goodbye don't go. My navy sent one dawn goal. I must buy did you find the i'd yes but for a moment there. I was afraid. I said miss the say ceo man. You're a bit shelvin. Yes i got caught in the rain. Oh mr dawson you've got it all dirty once or twice. I i think that was a little soap and water won't put the right side. Say maybe we better hurry long. I'd hate to have to spend any more time in this dreadful there. There's a whistle. now that's pointing no doubt oh come on come on every. Five coming dawson. Don't stand that. Mooning miss the boat yes in just a moment. There's there's someone standing there in the shadow of the alley. I'm not sure i thought for a moment. Sworn i saw you wave goodbye to someone. Perhaps i did goodbye to mozambique to adventure and romance. Oh that's good. That's very good adventure romance and this past. Hold the twitchell. What would you say. If i told you i had just killed. A man bled over the rooftops of the city. Made love to a beautiful woman fought. The police escaped through the leprous gave the wildest imagination. I'd ever nothing like that ever happens to a second class passenger. No no. I suppose you're right. Nothing like that ever happens to second class passenger dreams. Her come on twitchell missed the bulk escape produced and directed by william and robeson has to night. Brought you the class passenger by percival gibbon adapted for radio by mr robeson with harry. Bartell dawson jeanette nolan as the woman and kathy. Lewis has miss patterson original music conceived conducted by saif your next week rice elated on a remote plantation and the crawling amazon jungle and an immense army of ravenous chances closing in on you swarming into each. 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You might call it. A tall thin lipped character past waved at fell who grabbed him. Hey windy wanted to make no school. Pal jerry browning when he's twenty four hour manchester. He travels in advance of the show gets a lot. Visor provision puts us into business. Wendy smiled acidly. The chief makes it sound like a big job. Mr browning but it isn't have fun inside the big job. This show moved smoothly and swiftly. It's big climax. That can act of challenge. Coda was both a circus owner and top built performer. Zone co then will now defined by being shot from a cannon high further. His ed rest in a crash drivers hilden helmet. Coles came striding out climbed into the canons muscle several moments later. Goldens bonnie arc through the air landed heavily in the net. But he didn't rise for his ball clamber out to jump into the net picked up. Colton pulled him out. Walk them off of exaggerated staggering and stumbling. Didn't fool me. Those clowns were carrying a dead man. The performer owner of a circus was shot from a cannon and landed then phil gandhi. The circus. detective left right after the act. A couple minutes later he came back. His colton gone hill not tightly cutting the show short closing after these jobs. Get through the joys seconds. Clowns named after joe grimaldi the most famous of the mall. They were to gillian the main ring now. same pair. who'd carried out of the net. One of them was a huge man wearing an inflated chest and enormous rubber shoulder muscles. The other was a tiny man. A big man pushed a little man around abused him and finally the little man took a huge revolver from his pocket and shot. The big big man's fake chest collapsed sancta the ground. Then the little hand grab the believe the legs and dragged him off. This even filled. Couldn't keep me in my seat phil come on. You've got another dead man on your hands. Pushed out way outside. A second doctor was bending over. The body of the clowns still dressed in his bullies. Castio is nothing i can do. This man was shut. It failed grabbed a little clown. You always jealous of eric. You'll get the chair for this. Little man was to shock to answer. But i had somebody on the subject. Look phil i'm a detective to and i've got a hunch that this death may be mixed up with colin's death on the kanak an hour later. Most of the top six people were at police headquarters. Toby the little clown charged with murder was in a cell. He'll gainey wendy. The advanced man and the circus treasury police commissioner information to take the circus out of town the following evening. there's been two murders. Now let's set aside with the accounts of how colton died in that canon. I'm sorry view people. But you'll have to stay in town for the timing. After the commissioner walked up. I looked at the three seconds. Man is this kind of people fill smile. Wryly we'll just about put us out of business. Jerry has a big payroll. it can't sit idle very long. Windy the advance man got up. Well it's been nice knowing you folks. I'm going on a head phone me when we get permission to mauve trying to fill. Was he going up ahead to the next town. The second can't get their scheduled when he'll have a lot of changes to make food orders. That cancel at postpone. I don't envy him. I stabbed the door. I don't either especially when the commissioner finds out that when they didn't consider himself included and that don't leave town order. a circus. Lop settled down for the night is a place of strange shadows and weird sounds silent figures flipping around temperatures animals coughing and stirring and the cages. He'll pointed out the huge crowd at bulk of a cannon from which colton had been. Flunked was bet. Most of the gadgets have prop jerry just a big spring propels him on the flash of fire and explosion. Take place outside. Yeah the coroner says. He was as fixated smother to that on your account for that. Phil shrug maybe guesses late back into the canon from the flash powder maybe and maybe a real bullet leaked into that gun that little clown. But i don't believe that either back at police headquarters. I had a talk with toby. The cloud have been charged with murder. Mr browning when eric. And i pull mr colton nandonet. His hands and face was ice cold. I remember extent. Mr cogan was froze to like all right. Sylvie that's all i wanted to know. Police patrol picked up windy on the highway. They put him under arrest running back and the technical charge of being a fugitive material witness. But when i faced him when you bought a quantity of dry ice this morning and none of it was used on a second grounds. What happened to it. Decided it was dangerous stuff through it in a creek. It's dangerous but you put it in the canon so that the carbon dioxide fumes asphyxiate colton. He finally broke down as advanced man. He'd handled circus funds mishandle the mostly and was on the verge of being exposed unless he managed to kill off colton he might have got away with crime but he tried to play it too safe. By killing one of the clowns noticed how unnaturally body had been and by having the other clown charged with murder. And that was just to pat. Like i said. Madeira has nothing to clown about because the law always manages to have the last laugh. Listen next time to calling. 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I'm lisa lacerra fox news after the violent protests of the capital yesterday house speaker nancy pelosi senate majority minority leader chuck schumer and other lawmakers are calling on vice president pence and the cabinet to invoke the twenty fifth amendment to remove president trump. Pelosi said in a statement incite. The president incited an armed insurrection. Against america gleeful. Desecration of the us capital. Which is the temple of of of our american democracy and the violence. Targeting congress are harz. That will forever stain our nation's history and lucy said. If that's not done she would be open to impeaching the president again. South carolina republican senator. Lindsey graham said the twenty fifth amendment is not appropriate in this case if breaks my heart that my friend a president consequence would allow yesterday to happen and it will be a major part of his presidency fills a self inflicted wound but illinois. Republican congressman. Adam mackenzie does. 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Vincent from questioning authority came on the show. We sat with him for an hour and talked about what happened there. But since then arrests have been made multiple people targeted after the fact you know they didn't arrest them during the event but it's hard do arrest people when they're surrounded by half a million of their closest friends. Was it half a million people. I don't know how many people were there but it was a lot of people. Okay yeah. I'd heard hundred one hundred thousand and half a million. Isn't that far off from. Yeah i mean there is certainly i mean. It's off by a factor of five if that was the proper number but And it depends on how broadly you're defining it. I mean the the pictures that i've seen of the capital. Not the insurrection itself. But the insurrection. You mean the people who went inside. Yeah obvious only a fraction of the wind inside right right but one hundred did right. What hundreds went inside. At least when you say i would save hundreds went inside and and you know maybe it was I mean there were a lot of people in. Dc people are upset about this. And you know i think. Although i don't agree with their cause i think it may be a positive development because watching ron paul cheated twice in two thousand and eight. And in twenty twelve was a big part of what changed me from a flag-waving constitution. Samper to an anarchist. Because you know the bottom line is if if they if they don't play by their own rules than they don't and yeah they don't and if our just changed the rules in order to make it impossible for people with your particular persuasion to to succeed than you know. There's no point in playing the game with them anymore. you know and and you know if if the constitution failed and clearly did than then there's you know i don't see how another constitution is going to be Going to be better. I just think it would be more more of the same so that says to me that the solution is to make america states again and to You know hopefully have some control over. The you know the state that i'm in and that way people have options Yeah now people who are liberal can move to states that went in a liberal direction. People who are conservative can two states that go in a conservative direction and people who are libertarian. Can come to new hampshire. I i love it. I think that's an idea. In fact. I saw tom woods Who's a pretty big libertarian. Guy on on the internet. He's got his own podcast. And he mentioned to mention secession in a recent tweet that he put out there saying that. It's time to start talking about this again. And i i couldn't agree more. I think that now is as good a time as ever it was. It was a good time for ten fifteen years ago. But it's still a good time today and maybe more so looking trump. i don't know. I can't say for sure. I don't remember either. I know he was still at park fast. Whom that he stayed pork fest last year. Yeah twenty twenty one. He was guest speaker in fact he's talking about coming back in twenty twenty one nice. I hope he does. I like him and that actually brings up an interesting point. And i have to die. Have to clarify myself to him. Because last i saw. I said nobody loves you show and i realized that i don't know if he knows that i changed my name so i just wanted to ensure that i was clear that he was cleared. That that on what the joke was there. He's listening so you may have to tell him personally. Yeah yeah well could be but well if you're out there and you happen to run into. Tom wears tell them tell them that. Nobody really appreciate appreciate some. So there was another event at the state house today in concord. Apparently there's going to be a candlelight vigil happening right now as we speak. It's supposedly kicked off at seven o'clock tonight. Eastern also at the new hampshire state house. From what i understand. There were other statehouse goings on other states over the last day or two and it was believed. There were some folks from the foundation for new hampshire independence. At the. Very least i know karlic eric. Who's the president of that organization was expected to be out there now. I don't know if she had a chance to speak i. Obviously i wasn't able to attend my day was full of making phone calls radio stations that nobody was expected to be there today. And you're sticking yourself. Is i think of me made it even more confusing when you speak of yourself in the third person yes true. It's true but it's so much fun and so there were you know what looked like a maybe a hundred or two p two hundred maybe maximum people out. There seemed like a pretty good turnout for You know cold winter day. Here in new hampshire I have not watched any of the speeches but there were some people who spoken in. I believe the purpose of the event was to protest the coronation of king sununu. Who was in a secret coronation this time instead of. Is that what it sounded like. When they put the crown on his head. I quite positively crowns. Tend to be pointy and got some of the out so originally the plan had been there was going to be a public coronation of king and his excellency determined that it was too dangerous. After a group of candlelight vigil lists showed up out in front of his house last monday. In order to have themselves candlelight vigil. He sick his men with guns on the candle wielding foes arsonists. They weren't even lit candles though they were they were. They weren't fire candles. They were electric candles. Meaning just you know the led lights. Oh wow yeah. When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail inflames. The new new ran away. He wasn't even there to begin with He wasn't home at all. Apparently but yet there were more than a dozen if not two dozen state troopers who were sent to defend his empty casa and we actually had the guy that got arrested on a couple nights ago here on free. Talk live to to tell story savage truth six. Oh three from youtube channel do about that. So it was. After that incident of the candlelight vigils and his house that sununu announce that the what was going to be public outdoor coronation which was supposed to be the first time it had ever been out outdoors. Because you know due to covid they were going to have it outdoors then. He decided that it was just too risky for quote unquote the public. Which again is code for. The government and He's so he decided he was going to have a secret coronation. Indoors with only the top the top goons from the republican and democrats to swear him in and so apparently. That's what happened today. So the protesters originally they had planned. And i don't think it had to do with the candlelight vigil. I think what it had to do with was that they caught wind of what was going to actually happen. Supposedly what was planned to happen on his coronation was there. Were going to be men and women with guns who were going to stand in his way to prevent him from getting to whatever platform Or wherever that you yeah. That was what the plan was. But it wasn't being kept very hush hush. It was being talked about publicly. So how his agents found out that there was planning to be a essentially armed. You know everyone to call that insurrection or call that in our action. I would call that a very risky maneuver yes. Well that's how far these people were willing to take it. Because because just the week prior. They had declared independence. I don't know if you heard about that but there is year about. There was a new declaration of independence that was read and signed on the state house steps. In many of those people were some of the people that were planning on coming and physically blocking sununu from his coronation so they caught wind of that is what happened. It wasn't there are people out at his house because people at his house for weeks. That's nothing new. Then the people with guns blocking his coronation. He didn't want that to happen so they moved it indoors to secret In his office kind of thing. That happened today. Wow so that's what people were there protesting if you went away and you can't six three two eight three sixty one sixty six three two eight three six one six zero. This is free talk live. Look i'm sorry but you're in for a world of pain. If you use coin omi the reason is their wallet. Doesn't support payments. The solution is simple. Let them hear your voice message. Coin me on twitter. 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We'll tell you what happened with do but Jim davidson is on the line. Here calling us from kansas jim. You're on free talk. Live g todo. Hey how's it going yeah Dr best regards. Who who endorsing dorothea. What you said we're gonna play along. Sorry i shouldn't be so topical. Go ahead what. What were you calling about tonight. Well i've been working on a project We are calling it a voluntary and agress living and absolute non-aggression today because that makes a nice acronym valiant and This week we were asked by Some of my friends on the internet. And i have gobs of those One of them is in maine and she wants us to put together a community there with her help and so we have decided that it would be a good idea to also look at new. 'cause you know adjacent Adjacent to domain. You know and and i've heard over the years. I've heard that there are a few people in new hampshire who are really dedicated to liberty really cool. Today i got a call from a realtor who has a property with seventy acres. And you'll never guess the city and state it's kane kane new hampshire. I don't know if you've ever heard of seventy acres. Wow seventy acres. Yeah do you know the gun club. it's right across the road from the gun club is what i'm told not aware of a gun club being in keanae suspect. This is outside of ideas. Probably just outside and i think i've heard of the place in question i think it's like winchester technically but you know that's s in cheshire county. I'm told in zero map ferry brooke or berry brook road. Something like that I'm calling a face yup. So is this somebody. Who is the person who owns the seventy acres is looking to sell it and get out of here or there. A liberty minded person looking to create something there. I'm liberty minded person looking to create something there and they are As far as i know landowner who is ready to unleash seventy acres. They're nice asking very much for it. It's only eighty thousand dollars. So that's kind of exciting because you know a good a gazillion thousand dollars an acre. It's just about a thousand dollars. An acre yeah i was planning on actually negotiating with a bit and seeing if i couldn't persuade them what's division. I'll leave the. Vengeance is to create a community starting with a bed and breakfast and probably like. Rv poll through and campground and then Least individual plots of land That are suited for homesites For a two nine hundred ninety nine years And the reason to do it as a lease rather than subdivision is that you avoid having to register the subdivision with the With the county government. Or whatever i guess in new hampshire townships. I don't know you guys have like your own. Anki way of doing things over here in not even have had to register all of the subdivision with the county and then they would have approved design for our roads on. Because we're gonna build our rights. I know it's strange. How go but there. We are Yeah it is zero very brick road. Keene new hampshire zero three four. Three one i dunno salvation. Grab this. it's actually seventy nine thousand nine hundred dollars for the seventy acres and it's right there on zillow. I just talked to Clark wolf. Today's who was the Who is the agent for this property. So amazing. I would totally love it if somebody wanted to buy that and then i could work with them but if none of the people you know have any thousand dollars. We're actually putting together a project plan to To scope these things out in a bunch of places I've got a friend with eighty acres down in belize. We've got a guy north of toronto with one hundred acres and outfits. Let me play the skeptic here. Because i've heard a lot of people talking about this very concept for a long time is there's always so there's always somebody talking about. Oh we ought to buy a plot of land so people can have their tiny homes and they can have their. rv's and we can have a libertarian. You know neighborhood or whatever and it never turns into anything. So why is this going to be different. Well one of the things that i do differently. Then that actually. Wendy mcelroy just Mentioned on lincoln. 'cause i posted about this there and i and i i connected her on the link dan discussion because she used to. Write for the libertarian. Enterprise out Finding gold gulch. She was actually converted to volunteer areas on or and nineteen seventy reading Spencer mccollum's book The art of liberty and spencer. And i worked together on the somali freeport project back in the late nineties I don't know if you guys have heard but spencer passed away in december Age six years down in mexico so That's kind of a sad loss for the freedom community but the the thing that The windy mentioned is that you know. The thing that i'm i right doesn't plan all right standby hang on. We'll find relying on back. We're going to bring it back. Hang on your more about this because it sounds like he's actually serious about this. I mean like a business plan. I've never seen that happen. It's usually just talk. Talk talk so that would be. The next step is actually put something down on a piece of paper more coming up here. You can share your thoughts with us. It's free talk live. Is the german shepherd now. Eleven and he's been an amazing dog is so active and so alert and hasn't had any kind of health problems that all. He has a beautiful coat and that eleven. He'll still running the ball. He's been on dynamite since he's a puppy dina fight for life because if they're getting all their vitamins micronutrients microbials from the beginning. Then you're not going to run into the problems associated with grass to dirt. Please pick you name it then. 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It's again with you and nobody and we're talking about the idea of migrating people for liberty. Which of course. We're huge fans of you and i nobody. We moved here to new hampshire over the last fifteen years ten fifteen years. I think you came in what. Oh eight oh nine. I came in early. Oh nine came on valentine's day of also your anniversary is coming up. Then it is cool. I moved up here in two thousand and six and it's been great being around people that actually care about freedom. It makes a huge difference when you have a real community and and we were talking about secession earlier in the show here tonight. And then jim davidson Called in who got a mention on the show. A caller had called in about this valiant project. And i was of course immediately. Skeptical again not a given that they were planning a move out to the ozarks. I think it was. And i'm like oh. Yeah there's been a zillion of these move here projects and it's always. Somebody wants everybody to move to where they already are. And that's of course what the guy was calling about because he was already living there in this in this place it's like. Oh everyone every libertarian. Should come here. and it's like no. There's already thousands of us. That have moved to new hampshire. Why reinvent the wheel but people who will never move to new hampshire three who might move someplace else. They might very reason but they might. You know they don't have been a big dozens of these things. Nobody you if you go to the move here. I i don't like facebook but that's where mark edge are co host created. This page. He created a thing called the move here project where every time. Somebody has one of these ideas. He went wherever he hears about it. He puts an entry on the move here project. And so you can let go down this list of years of these Move here projects all of them. Sort of trying to do what. The free state project has done. Here in new hampshire and every single one of them unsuccessful over the years. So i mean maybe somebody can get it right and jim. You sound like you're pretty serious about doing this in actually multiple cases. So this isn't just the ozarks you're saying main. You're saying new hampshire and you were just telling us a little bit more that you are somebody who writes business plan so you're more than just someone who's spit balling an idea on the phones here so tell me more. Why should you know seriously. Well one of the things about my background. A lot of people don't know they associate me with the liberty movement or they associate with The space movement. Because i used to work for astronauts down in houston to a bunch of interesting projects on space but I got my start in nineteen eighty six in real estate development working for air shire real estate Which was david hannah. Juniors company and they were developing single family residence Subdivisions houston doesn't have zoning. So the real estate development industry there is Very very happy to do all kinds of of new projects and they build roads down there all the time private sector to the roads. And then in my opinion rather stupidly gives the roads to the county government as part of making the homeowners association into a little bastion of anti democracy but I also worked for altera development and friends would texas. And i i i worked on this whole somali. Freeport project with michael van noten and spencer mccallum. We actually traveled in africa. We actually found places where we could locate a port. Put a toll road in that would go to a landlocked country and you know. We spent a lot of time making a sincere effort planning out all of the equipment we would need. I judy city. In august of two thousand one and for various reasons i was advised to leave the country and go back to the united states and i did and Had had a funny feeling about. It didn't make any sense to me at the time now looking back on it. I was in texas when people started hitting planes into buildings and you know to to plan set. Buildings in new york in three buildings fell down that kind of thing which You know i was. I was glad not to be africa at the time later. nato general tommy. Franks said in. October of two thousand one that nato policy should be to bomb all the port facilities in somalia which dramatically changed the investment posture. Assure everybody who worked with us. They stopped wanting to invest I know it's so weird you know. We'll we're dropping. The money tends to not want to go yeah. I'm sure that they became less. Fund of americans when they when you know america's or the american government started bombing them too so low. Okay so you want to do one of these valiant projects and what does it stand for again. It was quite full. Voluntary's and address living an absolute non-aggression. Today okay wow so. The plan is a large piece of property. But more than one not just new hampshire but other places and then market that to freedom loving people to come to correct and do some development For instance at the property in oklahoma we have at the front of the property. A bed and breakfast were planning self storage and then also a campground with. Rv poll through so people can come and visit the property. They're looking at decide whether it's for them. Get to know what feels like living in that area by camping or staying in an harvey or staying better breakfast and That's the same sort of thing that we would be doing their In new hampshire at the property that That i got in touch with today. the carpi Seems to be at a good price now. I'm not trying to scare you away or anything like that. Because obviously i would love to have this happen. But you know keen isn't exactly the most freedom friendly town in all of that. I have heard that the people on the government of came. Don't actually like freedom. No it's work crew. It's one of the most heavily taxed cities in new hampshire. Like if you were going to buy a piece although you would not be subject to taxation where you're talking why not. He's going to be in the keen city. Limits is it within the king within the city limits and an end the towed enforcement officer at cain city hall would be the one to talk about whether or not we would ever be allowed to put. Rv poll through on this piece of land. That's what you're gonna come up against is the regulators are not likely going to be happy with this proposal and you'll have to bribe them or whatever if it's ever going to even happen legally which is another questions to whether or not you care about that sort of thing but if you do then it will likely be a fight. I suspect hoping that we can get some support from the cheshire counting shooting sports education foundation because directly across the road and they might like having people who are sympathetic to shooting sports. They might nearby. That's a good. Yeah yes especially in in cheshire county. I think it's a fantastic idea. As a matter of fact this comes to fruition. I think i might. Well be among your first residents there Suming near you wanna have me. I think it's a fantastic idea of it. so what. What is the next step for you on this jim. Well i have to say first of all yes we would. we would love to have you as a resident. I mean. I mean goodness i couldn't you are are so what seems like an irresistible opportunity. And and we could have like the spokes model. You could stand out on the street and say Come one come all you know. See how it is to live in the valiant way groovy. Yeah that's cool and you are right next to a main a main thoroughfare which is route nine and so it wouldn't surprise me if there was some fiber internet connectivity That would be in the area there. I suspect so. It's not too far away from from civilization so to speak in that case. So what's the next step on this. Jim well the next step as always is to put the details of the business plan together and that follow. Who called in before my swatted near. He's our chief engineer. And so now. That i have from chuck wolfe the extensive map of the property. Showing all of these things must record and it's better. I'm going to ask mike to look at papa. Graphical that's one of his favorite things to do is look at topo map and the museum as As it develops appreciated. I hope this one works out. It's free talk. Live this michael. Dean from the freedom teens. 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I've found two groups amongst them and one i have no problem with and the other. I have issues with the the ones that i have. No problem with are the ones who Kind of go by the old hippie ideal that it's like well. We're going to start a place and have a little commune and we're going to gather our friends to live there. Great and we're all going to share with each other and that's a wonderful thing. Sure from my point of view. That's just forming forming an extended family rate. Then there are the people who want to force unwilling others to participate and right for those people. I have no use except fertilizer. So yeah i'm with you on that one. Nobody if if the If you're somebody who wants to be a voluntary communist fine by all means. I mean there've been commune's for decades most of them fail but some of them have actually succeeded years so it can be done and in general most things fail at least here in the long term but yet they serve a purpose while they exist and people live their name and they have a good time and they don't have a good time and they stopped living there But they lived there for a while and then that was nice so the the whole idea here is to get as many people to migrate as possible if you want to join us. Six three two eight three sixty one sixty s the number to call into the show and you can bring up anything of course that you wanna talk about now. There is still stuff in the news worth talking about tonight. And donald trump of course has been The topic of discussion in the last several years but specifically in recent days regarding what happened in washington dc yesterday even though he didn't call for any kind of destruction he didn't call for people to invade invade the the capitol building. The people did that anyway and yet donald trump's getting all the plane for it. Yeah i mean it was quite the opposite. He called for them to cut it out and go home. Basically social media. Interestingly enough took his statement to cut it out and go home down. That's right. They took it off line claiming that his statement was inciting violence. Right which is obviously what. Stop the violence and go home. Yeah so there's an update on this social media situation. Where cnn is reporting that facebook and instagram have decided to ban donald trump's account from posting for at least the remainder of his term in office and perhaps indefinitely this according to a blog post. By how could it be perhaps indefinite because if it might be indefinite than it's definitely indefinite until it becomes definite. Mark zuckerberg the boss man over there at facebook actually made the blog post himself. According to the post quote we believed the risks of allowing the president continue and use our service during this period are simply too great therefore we are extending the block. We placed on his facebook and instagram accounts indefinitely. And for at least the next two weeks until the peaceful transition of power is complete interesting. Wow it's mean the media and and they are part of the media in the social media. There's the media's treatment of of trump. And i say this as somebody who does not have any love for the man You know but the media has been absolutely amazing. During the trump presidency. it's been four years of autistic screeching and the and not just that just the abandonment of any journalistic journalistic standards has been amazing. I was reading in some ostensible journalistic Oregon today that You know he falsely claims that that the election was rigged and as a man who believes that all elections have been rigged. These sense kennedy. I think that's nonsense but be if it's absolutely amazing that they can just flatly state as a fact that there is no no fraud. No no our government. There was never election when there's fraud involved in every single election ever. Yeah yeah now at least on some level and as i say i think it's i mean. I watched the cooperative effort between both parties. And the media to cheat. Ron paul and that i i will never trust an election again after after watching that. That wasn't even the election that was Though the primary. And that was just screwing. Over the ron paul. Primary people in the republican meetings. And such they would turn off their microphones and change the rules at the last minute and there was no fairness whatsoever to that process and and so basically and that's generally bend the the the strategy of of the master class if you will is that to basically rigged the primaries of both parties and then come down to a situation where they don't care which party wins the you know. They're in control of both candidates. Exactly so and it's very easy to rig the primaries because all you have to do is subvert. The the national committees of the parties they are legally permitted to court decided to rig their own primaries and since they have made themselves the only game in town by by colluding to cheat every other party and disenfranchise every person who is neither democratic nor republican. It's they've got a lock power and they will have a lock on power intil. They are removed from power. Probably by force. I can't imagine that it will happen in any other way. There's no there's no way. The united states is ever going to be more than a two party system. Because it's going to fail before anything else happens the see it starting right like the cracks are starting to show what happened yesterday. Two days two days ago. I don't think anyone would have predicted that people would be carousing through the capitol building breaking windows and sitting in pelosi's chair and sitting in whichever chaired is at the front of the house you know. And and taking away. The po- the podium the speaker's podium and things like that no one would have seen that coming i will. Nobody did see it coming. Not specifically i mean. I wouldn't have necessarily mentioned the podium or or nancy pelosi's chair but you know. I predicted that no matter who won this coming election that there would be violence and that whatever side one would claim. It was a perfect election with not a single vote of fraud and that whoever lost would claim that the election was oh yeah rigs so that much i saw coming and i'm talking about the civically like taking violence. I expected i was surprised somewhat that the protesters got inside capital. Not hard to play violence. We knew violence was coming up. But when if you watch the video of that happen they were allowed inside the capitol just like are you sure because they were definitely like smashing windows and you know breaking down doors were but there were also places where the police opened the gates and posed for fees with money. You think was going on with that. I don't know but it's it. Form certainly a pattern for example. There's no way that the autonomous zone in that formed in seattle could have been formed. I mean those kids were weren't armed. They actually did arm up to date. They were a few of them. Were arm but they were not an armed. Fighting force could have driven out a professional police force mostly composed of combat veterans with a ar. fifteen per. but harry either way more seattle seattle There were not near nowhere near as many right talking about and they could have done a lot and they probably could have gotten into the capital by floors but my belief is that that least in some quarters they were wanted in the capital not by donald trump but by nancy pelosi really her six zero three two eight hundred sixty six. It's an interesting theory if you want to weigh in with your thoughts. You're welcome to join us here. Our number two is on the way. This is free talk live. Join liberty minded volunteers. Anarchists and libertarians. From june twenty eighth through july fourth for forecasts. 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I on the ninety plus percent tile range and and so for there to be the tiny bit of damage that was done on and and it appears that the people that were doing the damage where likely folks that Were Trying to pretend like they were mega but actually were In fact antique this is an interesting conspiracy theory but is there an actual evidence for it. Well i they they showed. They actually showed video of of people. Mega people trying to grab this guy and and you know the people were pointing at him and saying he's antiga he's antifa. I don't know but but i would they grinding. They were grabbing the guy that was trying to blame. Break the glass okay. It was like the it was like the glass breaker at the You know in in minneapolis with the What was the auto zone. You know you watched. The guy was was a cop accidentally made as a cop. Yeah i think this is the same kind of thing that there were. Some you know false flag that that you know. I don't think that that most of the magazine people would be at all interested in actually damaging but most of the maggie pico. You said most of the maga- people would not be interested so it's possible that some of them would be maybe.

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