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"auntie whitney" Discussed on Mogul: The Life and Death of Chris Lighty
"I lost my mind. What about it made you react like that her effort listlessness to be just. So incredibly sexy in fly above anything she was brown she looked like me. I felt like I was seeing myself in her and at that time I remember Saint, George Michael Video and I saw Naomi Campbell and I watched her walk and it was like seeing myself in the world. and seeing it being accepted. In that really really meant a lot to me and it made me feel like between Whitney Janet in on me I was like I can do anything and then when I heard. I feel like no one in this are can do shoddy does I don't know like it's Nolan do an even if you try. You won't be able to because what I love about her is she understands are like knows her magic, but she knows the magic that exists around her with her band to. and. Her Just knowing the worth of her music and be like, yeah, I'll give you something when I feel like. Say but you you definitely like hey, manosque. Waiting so when you say that it makes me think of Prince and I mean when you say the magic is sort of like he has to be aware but he never kind of wins it the camera it's just sort of like I know you know and you know I know but I'm GonNa, just be Prince and shoddy has at one hundred percent. Yeah. The first time I saw her riding the horse and she's holding the thing in the air. On an array that was taboo. I remember when I when I moved to Miami I was older. And I started really breaking down all of her. In I listened to them like months at a time and just like just really studied it because I just I respected in love love her her so much in. Then I remember we toured in Europe or did some sort of Promo Europe and we were about to be in the same place, the shot a coming in Germany. All My guy, the girls were so patient with me in a waited around for shy we waited for hours. The whole grew yes. The girls ASSOC- they're like, no no no we'll waive you away I mean we'll wait. Would you? Have hours passed by in so were there and finally it was like glanced thirty minutes outside weekend go. Yeah. Thank Johnstone much rating, which is the best. Is We leave guests who rose up literally seven minutes later now it's still haven't met her to this day, but she is. Like one of my coins. You haven't met her now. At. Met Her I would have the same reaction I did to. Whitney. If I met her I have people that I'd never want meet 'cause I know how uncle lobby and I just don't want that moment but I'd like I'm a fan but I'm like I'm nervous you know. Yes. I. Had that uncle moment with Whitney but it's okay. I mean, can you describe it a little bit? So. We're. Coming. Out of Hotel Nico. In La. We're walking out in bobbies coming in. In so at the time bobbies like a Oh my gosh it's nice to meet you all my my wife alert to reach out hold on. She's in the lobby coming me is almost like he's Like literally my whole body like I felt like shoot, we're about to be I say shoot I sit should as. Or back to me when Houston in I'm not I haven't even met her yet in can just feel my throat closing up and I'm about to cry I was like, no, you've come. Got To Scott this, we see her. And it's like literally this light and one time on her face just comes unlike it's like angels. All of this, what's happening at one time it was. It was just a moment. So I'm sitting there and the girls are just talking to her. Oh, my gosh should not be well Taylor. Was You love you choose talking to. Hear nothing. I barely remember like. What. She said because I was just staring I definitely was a creep that day. A hard creep like cre- in but I was just in such awe of her. I mean. So matter eventually like she became like. Ati She. She called she referred to herself to us as Auntie. Whitney. When you said Auntie Whitney human reaction not my interview reaction was to get up and walk out like. She would always call and check up on his. Always make sure we were my cou in. That was so nice. She didn't have to do that. You know what I mean..
"auntie whitney" Discussed on Good For You
"This is the other one. I wanted to do so i. read this in a Book Elizabeth Gilbert. She wrote that book. Eat pray love. I didn't I was not as into it as everybody was. I know it was a big fee. NOM, in the. World and Julia Roberts was in the movie member. The author the wrote that also wrote a book called committed. I recommend it to anyone That's trying to figure out what the fuck the point. Of anything is in relationships and she went all around the world to different cultures to explore what? Marriage meant and every culture. And she talks about something called closing the doors and Windows, oh in a relationship which which just means when you're in a relationship, you have to make sure to emotionally invest with that person about the important things in your life for example, if you're at work, and you get a big promotion or you get into a fight with someone at work, don't I tell another co worker about it? Call Your partner and tell them so that they are participating in the emotional sort of ups and downs of your life so that you stay intimate so that you don't do. What I've done what Mommy did. Auntie Whitney did in her twenties, which is like Cher with your co workers all the drama that's going on in your life and then two months later. You're at home with your boyfriend in your life. Well, you don't understand me. Craig understands me. It's like well. Because you only tell Craig at work. What's going on with you? WHO's Greg First of all? You know so you have to make sure you save some of your. Because you really only have to emotionally invest and confide in someone who wants a day, so you have to make sure you save some of that for your partner to maintain that intimacy, so you don't grow apart. The door yeah clears the doors and windows because when you first told me that I was close the doors and windows them leave the car running like carbon monoxide like kill them out. The doors and windows locked them, so they can't leave my advice jet to. Trap them in your home or steps having a hostage doors windows handcuff them to the what in the basement? No, it's I. Don't know why it's called that, but it's a great I should put somewhere on the in the podcast notes page. It's on because it's a it just made me realize there were times I would be in relationships, but also working really busy jobs, and then be like. Oh, I'm with doesn't understand what I go through doesn't understand my life. Only my coworker understands me. Maybe this. person's my soulmate. Nearly now. I've just told this. This person everything and not and I've kept my boyfriend out of the loop. So of course they can't console me or understand I'm going through because I haven't looped them in right, which makes perfect sense. Yeah, but it's it's it's I. Don't know if I'm explaining to think about it in the moment, though because you just want to talk about the feeling that you're having right there with him. Yes, you have to just like texture, boyfriend or girlfriend. Get on the phone with them and tell them what's going on and make sure that they're looped into what's? Also sometimes by the time you get home, you don't need to talk about it, 'cause you're talking about it with someone else, and you don't want to rehash it, but then the person's like well. What went on and tell me and you're like Oh this thing and you're just in their liquor, UK, are you man or you know? God don't need to talk about it again. I already did, and then they just become a nuisance to you. I also. The best piece of advice, I think I ever got and this is gonNA. Be Polarizing me and my hot takes. My takes just got hotter and hotter every week novel. I just pulled to my hair out my shutting. I was one time at the comedy store. This was got I was probably twenty six, and in the beginning when I started stand up. I could not get good spots like in the beginning you get the two am spots. Back this back in the comedy store? Before Joe, Rogan had come back. There weren't a lot of people there. There was always like five Germans in the audience like it was just like a very weird Erie place without big crowds, and I would go on at like two in the morning, and I remember I had just gotten cheated on like I. I got back to well, I kinda got back together with a guy that we have been fighting, but didn't really break up. And I grabbed his jacket to run down the comedy store to do my spot. And I reached in the pockets and they had condoms in them. And back and screamed at him and flavorful you. Yeah they were in glasses. Of Con-. There were the ones that are the glasses. Clinton did you? They were yellow neon yellow and. And so I went back and confronted him, and he told me he was sleeping with somebody else. And so I was just like a wreck, and then I ran on stage and completely abandoned material, because I couldn't focus and this is literally a bunch of people that will. Hysterically Crying onstage oversight, Jack oversized jacket, full of condoms like. Similar now. So I. There were so few people in the audience that I literally didn't even do standup. Should I Do like. I was asking them for help. I was a real catch back then. And I had my phone out because he kept texting me and calm. You guys. What should I do and it was like. Maybe! You should just let them know that he shouldn't say your house like people were trying to give me good advice off the stage and. Your bombing. You. Can we see Jeff Dunham please? Is he coming down and? And then this woman in the bag who was clearly exasperated by how lost I was? and She just went girl. Silence is the only language met understand. And it was like blew my mind. The idea to not constantly engaged with someone that I'm GonNa, fight with or not scream at them or getting some kind of coral or altercation, so silence is the only language Matt Understand. I translate. That is just like you don't always have to try to communicate with someone if they're not understanding what you're saying, there's really no point but what?.
"auntie whitney" Discussed on Good For You
"Entertainment tonight. Absolutely you'll get a book deal and they can find your wife social media that's right and met like yeah you're GonNa get caught it's it is. It does a little bit feel like those days. The JIG is kind of on cheating general. Yeah oh I don't know I mean it. It is insane to me that people still cheat because Mike you will get caught. There's exhaustion it's it's on so exhausting. Yeah but I also I also understand why Particularly male comics cheat or any male performer. Yeah because they're not worried about safety. Yeah on the road and they're getting so much thrown at them. Yeah because yeah if it's that easy to come by as it's so easy to cheat now easier than ever but it's easier to get caught exactly but let me ask you a question because I always think about guys that cheat or people I know and I'm always like the life must no. I'm not yet I'm always like so. I mean you were cheating on I mentioned. Did you know yeah I did? And then he lied to me about it for years gasoline. You did you lie to yourself. No I think I knew that you knew in your heart of hearts. Yeah I just knew. My Gut won't need lie about other stuff. He'd lie about like small away. Do any things the way you do everything no one lies about. I'm five minutes away when they're twenty minutes away and doesn't lie about other. Shit. Yeah exactly. That's exactly what it was. And we were on and off for like years me and that guy and He he just told me that I I was like that. He would never and he didn't. And all this stuff and like it got to a point where I felt so crazy and so bad. I spent like years apologizing to him. I mean I have jokes. I've jokes in my special saying that guy never cheated on me. I just thought he jokes about being crazy in my special that just came out I APP- guy reached out to me the week before I find my special to bury the hatchet and let me apologize over and over and there were things they did that. We're not cooled where I would break up and get back together. But that's I mean not. You don't put a lot of it was like I don't trust you and your you keep lying to me about stuff and I know some going and like whatever it's there's other things involved too and I'm not like people crazy people make you feel like you're crazy right. Yeah and Nike has his own stuff and it's fine but he you know what what made me. Sanger's that he reached out before my special and I even told them I was like. I'm really sorry. I I do jokes about you in this special and I say like you've never cheated on me and all this stuff and he's like it's totally fine one hundred the bridge whatever like a month or two afterward finally admitted to cheating on me and I was like what like are. You have broken up. No a huge weekend. I had been broken up for a long time when okay. Yeah it wasn't it wasn't my fiance. It was a different guy only dated on and off for like the first four years of my twenty. Yeah Yeah so this is what you're twenty four this stuff but that guy is kind of why I mean not totally but like a little bit of why I got engage because after that guy the last guy I went out with my ex fiance like days after it was like I was like I am the next person I'm like I'm getting over this guy and then whoever date next is just I'm not putting opening should anymore and it's going to be the guy and I think I just kind of like ignored some red flag worse and you know maybe just was like this is going to be the thing and And I thought these are the things I need. And it's the opposite of dating a comedian and Blah Blah Blah and and also win. Those red flags went off in my head. I didn't trust my own gut. Oh Gosh been there. Yeah so like I and I still felt that way after I broke up with my fiance. Which is when my other ex admitted to cheating on me years ago. It made me go. Oh my God I was right to call for my wedding because I've been here before but I had been in. That like post called off engagement state going. Am I just insane crazy because I felt this way with that last guy and I think I might just be imagining with people now because they keep insisting they're not doing anything even though they're lying to me and I can see that they're not but is it just me and I also think that people like us like Comedians who have a relentless loyalty to the truth at all costs like we're not afraid of the ugly truth like we? That's you know we love it. Yeah I think it's so funny because I I grew up around the pathological lying like been in that a lot of those relationships when some it never occurs to me that someone's lying greatly. I it seriously like I don't know why anyone would like it to me like such a waste of time and energy. Sorry I agree but I think everyone's lying and also I have lied. I've done my fair share of lying. I hate the way I feel when I do. It's such an intolerable feeling of shame and it's exhausting. Which just you know would any sensitive person would feel after lying. Anyone who's not associate about that. I just like I can't imagine someone would wanna carry around a secret. Can I carry around a secrets a fulltime job? So I assume everyone's telling the truth all the time as I'm like why wouldn't it just seems it's so nineties? I assume that everyone is lying all the time and and it almost takes somebody admitting something horrible to me for me to go there. Oh they must be telling the truth that yeah but I always I always say that we ought however if you mess up just tell me because you get more points with me yes. I'll go while those really hard that you admitted it tells us that it gets and then it gets tricky. Because someone's like. Hey I cheated on you and you're like thanks for telling me it's like I know you it'll be bad but we can work through that we're a little bit in a time. Where if you do something about an apologize. It's almost you get more points if you've never done it in the first place. Yeah like that's the new thing is like but wait. You think you can get over cheating. You can work through gene I think that if somebody would depend on the obviously there sorry hang up so I think there are certain I think there are certain circumstances like if you sleep with my best friend. No but if you like if we've been together for sorry we've been casting for three hours. My dog is break. Come here come in. My dog is obsessive. Taylor you guys that I cannot get him off of her. I'm so sorry. Get over being. She didn't think he said you never never never when he does. When people's gut feel stressed out or have any kind of anxiety or he starts to. You noted I'm sure get on them is nice Here's a I think if I'd been with someone for a long time and they messed up and they came to me immediately and we're like this is what happened and they felt really bad then. I could maybe work through it because I would. It would prove. Let me save you some time. No I wouldn't Auntie Whitney coming in hot luck. Maybe you're a better person than me. Or maybe you're the generation I mean. I know people in their twenties that are fully in open relationships right. I I would never. I'm like that's new. That's a new thing. Frank come here Sarmellek so bad buddy I love you. I don't know what that is. I know people your age. Say the same thing. You're saying to me right now cannot fathom it. Maybe it's an age thing. I am so black and white about that shit because I I believe that in order to cheat it takes time to cheat. It's non you don't just go to a bar see someone in your Dick Falls in like it's it's there's texting there's flooding near I. You know what I mean like. We all know what it's how long it takes to sleep with someone or to have someone sleep with us. There's an there's no such thing as a one night slip because it always takes some kind of build up in an investment of time and energy and you had a lot of times change your mind. Yes we've got like a hooker which is a whole other thing and that's probably an Adrenalin addiction or something you know. That's more okay. Move this is going to be a polarizing take. Get out three hours in. Because if if if if you're going to be in relationship with someone who's a sex addict and that's a legitimate real addiction and urine relationships sex. I mean I know people that are in relationships sex addicts that. It's like that's cheating of course but that's almost like slipping on drugs call not easier. It's much easier to have someone slip on drugs now call but that is usually not like a choice and neurological and genetic thing so it's slightly different than someone that doesn't have an addictive personality choosing to go cheat on you and spending a lot of time and energy in it. I understand bad still bad. Here's what I say if there's money involved here's the thing. I someone who's been in that situation. Yeah I WAS NOT I. I can wrap my head around why someone did something once someone tells me. I'm like like that guy. Admitting it to me here so I decided admitting it I was I was angry about being lied to for years. That was the cover-ups worse than the crime. The fact yeah the fact that I could I could wrap my head around why he did what he did. I was like totally. I know you really well. I know why that happened. I know the circumstances but I just don't Helen together me and I go. Oh like on the time he misstep. I don't even know it was just. Here's what I'll say you're what twenty three at the time was his cheating on a tweet. That looks like you is a mentally ill person. That's an ill with their also young. Had you turned hot yet. Your turn out now okay. I was just cute. I just mean like that is to me. That's an ego thing. Not someone who just doesn't have self control because to me cheating. Forget the sexual part and having to imagine how horrific that is also just like like. You're not in control of yourself and that's not sexy them. Self Control and restraint is hot to me. Yeah I think people but I think everyone cheats on. I think everyone cheats on hot people. You're at say everyone cheats on everyone. No no no I think I think people cheat of not because they're like I want to have sex with that. I mean they cheat because they feel it's an new matter but I mean like they're bored or they feel inferior in their relationship more. They're mentally. Ill gotten bored of I mean. How long were you together? I mean it was. We hadn't been together that long and we were young yeah. I don't know we were together so many times that I don't know how many times it happened. So at that point. You've lied to me for so many years. I'm like you could be downplaying how much you cheated on and you can be lying to yourself you might not even. I mean I've I've been with someone that cheated and I'm like I am when he lied to me about like. I think you believe what you're saying. Absolutely that's the craziest part of this is is. You don't know you're lying. Yeah I think the indiscretions that you can even conjure up right now. Like are half of the story. Yes or they tell themselves that they're protecting you by not they go. What what good would it do? Tell me to tell you that would just cause you pain. It would ruin our relationship like homing you ruin it. Yeah no Scott. You've made that decision and those people don't realize I'm GONNA. I was doing a joke about that..
"auntie whitney" Discussed on Good For You
"Those are my boss. You're not my boss if you don't like that you're not buying tickets if you bought tickets and have a problem with the show. I will respond to you in the comments. I will give you a refund. I will listen to you like I actually take a lot of feedback from instagram comment. See I'm the opposite a lot of people like don't read your comments just folk and folk that will but you're gonNA listen to Comedians. So you're GONNA nor the people that follow you could buy tickets but you're gonNA listen to the people that don't buy tickets. Oh that's so. It's I listened to the comments. The people the Philistines that we all say. What the fuck do they know? They must something because they're the ones that ticketmaster I mean. They're the fills the seeds so we have to listen to them. Wow let's I'm a comedian. But a ticket to a comedy show. That's a very good point so I'm not saying. Like what do you know about comedy? Well they're the ones that consume it. Yeah I don't know what you're telling you. Yeah so I I just. I don't know how else to think. Yeah so when someone is like Oh the fucking joke look kind of offensive or whatever alcoholic that interesting and if a comedian's like that was hilarious. I'm like doesn't matter. Take it in. Water off the duck's back. Maybe I don't know I wonder why I feel that way though. Do you think you felt differently. We were young. All I cared about when I was younger was the approval of Comedians. All I care about. I care about the respective comedians notice. That's all that is really important to me. Yeah that's what I mean because I want the pride but I also know myself. I know how I respond to other people that are doing well that I'm jealous. I like it's just not a pure form of feedback There's nothing comedian can say to you. That's unbiased You know what I'm saying. Yeah couple more things I know. I have to let you go at some point. I really don't want to because I have so much to do. You have to go. I have a phone call tomorrow. Yeah I am slammed. I've motion prepare myself for sleep. Nightmares have been guys. I have to nap scheduled tomorrow. I was just GonNa ask you because you're so you guys talk a lot about self help. What's the best advice you feel like? You've heard recently do any good bangers I always like to sort of bring this up and I also want to ask you about your relationship with money since I feel like. You've probably making money anything you've learned that you. WanNa share so with the podcast. It's hard because I was so busy. The last three months and on the road so much I actually have not been on that many episodes recently so now in quarantine or on this remote podcast like well. Taylor's bat like I had just been like you guys. I know I'm not pulling my weight. By the way you're the girl that disappears when she dates a guy. Yeah and they break up and she's like what are we doing? What are you up instead of a guy that was my career and Which is also gone and we. I just can't be on every episode. I had missed a lot of them. And Yeah I couldn't even tell you the last the best advice is keep doing your podcast. Oh my God. I stay connected. Stay connected stay in podcasts. Are All we have now. Become a live touring I mean we. Obviously we read like the artist's way Which is you know the I read War of Art Garden. I read intuitive eating in college. We didn't episode on that in Calcium Delaney. Kind of. I don't know if they read it. Or they read like spark notes on it but they were like we do not. This is not work for us. I had a lot of food issues growing up but I would like binging stuff. Yeah Yeah and so in college and you work out no. I went to bench in like high school and I would not eat all day. Come home and bitch so And then I got to college and then I started losing weight and then it was like all I thought about was what I was eating and I got like. I was on thirty for like four months. And like you know where you're just thinking about every single thing And then I read intuitive eating. I think it was after college and I could see how it would work for some people it did for basic. It's just listened to your body and think about how this food is. GonNa make you feel you need it as opposed to your bad if you eat this and you know you're good if you eat that like putting all those. Yeah you know judgments on each thing So it's it's like very simple. It seems very simple when you read it. It's just like are you going to feel bad the fact that we have a read a book teach ourselves when to eat when you're hungry like like? I love the idea of people starving in Africa like way. There's some book where people have not think it's bad to eat. Just the worst white girl ever No I mean I yeah. I did all that stuff. I did the eating naked in front of the mirror thing for a while. Oh my God that's the whole thing is doing. I think there's something to not the eating. I've never eaten naked in front of a mirror. I would maybe never but I have. I have sleep naked. I have. I'm too scared some Shit's GonNa go down in the middle of the night. You know what I thought about. I think about your body so much. Thank you so much to me. Only shirtless your know your guy. Sam Your boyfriend posted like photos of you sleeping and it was so funny and I am fascinated by what people wear when they sleep a- and I noticed you were wearing like a full suit in every was I know he's Joe t shirt. I swear I was wearing Lincoln sweatshirt in one and that's just because I fell asleep on the couch. I just like any hall when I go to bed. I put on a full Tuxedo. Cumberbatch run vast sneakers. Watch with a monocle. I am ready to go at any time. Get up and leave. I don't sleep like that. I do sleep in sweat. Pants and a T. shirt. And what do you think you're just like WANNA be ready? I WANNA I WANNA be ready. I like sleeping naked when it's happened but I just the idea it has to happen. I can't plan get Rufiji. How do we know fall asleep? Naked have sex and then you fall asleep. You've never fallen asleep after winning worried about. You really don't one time. What is this a movie? He never I never had sex by you. Get only have to evacuate the premises. I'm GonNa Brush Your Teeth GotTa pee after. Go cry a lot that has to happen. I've never fallen asleep after sex in my life really. Yes never gotten up gone to P. We have to argue about it. We have to fight. We have to. What was that new move comes from that like there's a? There's a fighting that has to have like I've never talking that has to have you ever slept naked. I don't think I have ever slept naked. I mean it is nice. I do get up when I'm in bad relationships Or have been in bad relationships where I was constantly listening for approval of the other person and worried. They were GonNa abandoned me at any moment. I would want like let them fall asleep. When I was naked and then I would secretly get up and put clothes on and then sleep and then wake up before they woke up and take my clothes off to pretend that I had slept naked like I'm cool. Girl Messy saddest thing I've ever heard in my life. I agree that sentence that center. If you haven't seen gone girl you just heard it that. That sentence was the plot of gone girl. Insane originally just like you would wake up and be like you put on a shirt. I used to wake up like set my alarm to wake up and then go put makeup on and then go get back in bed and like that that I've heard of I've never heard of anyone full lashes. I've never heard of anyone pretending to sleep. Naked how wake up four. Am TO CONTOUR and pretend this is just what I look like. You know that I've heard of the this is pretending to sleep. Negative thing is another level or at all that I didn't know about it. Oh Yeah it's Nice I mean leaping. Here's the thing I've I've accepted that I may not ever have children given the ending. I just don't know if I can cause anxiety so bad now with everything falling to say I'm very fascinated by. I know a lot of people that are in their twenties. That are kind of like. Is it ethically sound to kids? What if there's no water like you know it's kind of an interesting thing? I talked to a lot of people your age. That think that way. Yeah that's kind of it'll change when you're thirty one and the the body starts to take over and possessed you. Oh when I was engaged. I was following a baby's Hashtag on instagram and fully crying watching clips of babies that I didn't know these were strangers these babies and I was now on Baggins Law. I was weeping openly. I know it's in their birth mortgage and I was like kids for a long time. When you think you've found your person you're like me more. We should make our duplicate. Yeah but when you are not with your person interesting you Kinda go you on birth control. I am birth control one. Low Low Estrin been there been there. Did you like you skip the placebos or no? No can you give. That's the one that you just honey? What yes the sugar pills I used to when I was well I would skip them just so that you wouldn't have your period. Oh I take the sugar pills and I still don't get a period. Oh okay that's that's interesting because I've talked about this before in the past when you're on birth control you're attracted to a different type of person because your body thinks you're pregnant right so you smell. Fairmont's differently and why do I keep dating comedians? That science low bar just switch birth control those standards. Yeah we did. We did a couple of episodes on birth control and Post Birth Control Syndrome. I because Calcium Delaney both Were like we have to get off birth control. And you're supposed to go off birth control as soon as you basically get engaged before you get married to make sure your soul attracted to the person when you're off of it because your tracks to a different type of person when you're pregnant then you're not pregnant. We did not even hear about that. Yeah gotTa have me on Your Pod? Oh my God Auntie Whitney on Pod we seriously do there was on low Estrin and married the wrong man for her when you're pregnant. Are you attracted to people who seem stable? You're the kind of person that could help you. Essentially raise your child and protect your child. I don't really believe in Alpha Beta thing. There's there's really no such thing. That's confusing concept If you get granular about it but let's just use those. What you're saying. I might be like my body might be like I'm pregnant and this guy is home a lot. Call Rack so that's good. You're going to be attracted to someone. Who's unemployed? Yeah when you're on birth control but when you're off birth control you're going to essentially be more turned out by men that take risks that are more Alpha that would be essentially the kind of genetics. You want to so when you have. We are not on birth control. You are less responsible in your dating choices. When I was non birth control I was mostly dating. Is that had tattoos and cheated. Oh yes you're the essentially Alpha risk-taking DNA tall big hands deep voice. That whole deal okay. Well this isn't fair because I have only dated on birth control and so I was alpha up. I was cheated on by a Beta. And that's not fair. That is not cool. That's a lot. Sorry he's very friendly the Mike. What's your next podcast topic? Sorry we recorded one With me and Sam where that goes. We talked about We talked about sorry. I can't frank come here get off of her please. I'm so sorry much Frank Frank. You're so heavy break. Come your Bubba Eupol. Sorry you're sorry You WanNa come pop out my ud. Thank you buddy boy. Hey but Okay he is going for it. Yeah and what was your question? No I was just curious if the next podcast it's coming out is I just like to. I like to talk to people in their twenties and pass on advice. They don't need. Oh my gosh like my obligation as you feel as you get older you start to feel his obligation to pass on things like as an elder. I have your phone number now and if you think that I'm not going to be using it that's true. I mean Yeah. You're kidding yourself. Become like the mom like a comedy. Mom People like text me all the time today. Got a text from community was like Hey Do you know a lawyer who could help my friend. Who's like landlord isn't letting her have a service dog? I was like I love that. I'm the person for this people like. Hey can you mixed tylenol with an me and I'm like I don't I'm pharmacist? I don't know I I get so many weird questions from people I know. I can't believe people are asking you about making taking ambien whether or not they should. God don't do it do sleep. Well no not at all. I take You could be like that person that falls asleep as soon as you get on a plane. No that's my face being around again really a lot. People make a lot of assumptions based on my round face You drink a Lotta Malcolm eyeglasses. Lactose intolerant well rested. Oh my God thank you. I'm not my cheeks or just fat. I just looked like a toddler not our money. Someone would pay for that face. I know people say that But I haven't seen any later. I'm sure it's like when you were a kid and you're like what did I have boobs yet. Fifteen and then you get older and we wish we looked as young as you get some pretty perky. I sleep very terribly..
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