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A Beer Battle Is Brewing In Michigan
"I always say i actually respect the three tier system and see value in it at the end of the day. I don't wanna be a logistics company. I don't want to you know have a bunch of vehicles and delivery people but the problem is a berea. My size doesn't have the scale to justify signing with the distributor. That's deigned arched managing director of eastern market brewing company. They're leading a petition drive. I have to change state law to make it easier for small breweries in michigan to self distribute their beer without having to go through distributor. I'm spend gustafsen. I talked all about with barch on today's show and i'm jerry stays. Welcome to your daily detroit for thursday august twenty nineteen also on today's show we highlight election results from around town including warren mayor. Jim fouts posting to victory in his primary townhomes. In detroit island you neighborhood or going for six hundred twenty thousand dollars each calling it reverse gentrification it made us scratch our heads and we'll talk about it. The giant tower being built on the old hudson site well. It's getting downsized. Kroger's hiring and pizza hut is closing some stores and finally we'll tell you about pups in the plaza all that after this word from today's show sponsor traditional four year students love lawrence technological university's thriving campus life but lt you has always met nontraditional students student's needs to lawrence tech offers over one hundred degree and certificate programs that can get adult students started her back on track and most classes are conveniently offered evenings at l._t._u.'s beautiful southfield campus or online so you can balance your social family and work life even while you power of your career find out more at lt a u dot e._d._u. That's l. t. u. Dot e._d._u. There's news about what was to become detroit's tallest tower to be built by dan gilbert's bedrock real estate in short it probably won't be detroit's tallest tower and updated timeline delivered in a tweet shows. The project is a year behind behind the original schedule with the ground level work set to start in spring of next year but here's the kicker multiple media outlets reporting that the tower may be cut by as much as has half no longer making it the tallest tower in detroit upon completion. The final height will depend on which hotel operator bedrock ends up choosing regardless. The planned land observation deck isn't happening. The additional room for dedicated elevator would take up too much rentable space however i did get a separate statement from joe gazettes their v._p. Of construction it's a bit long but teasing it as an expanded public space between the podium and tower of the building for performances and events stephen goes on to you say quote we are currently in active discussions with potential hotel partners to deliver a flagship hotel in the tower which will make hudson's and even more powerful economic catalyst for detroit so jair. I would just say that. I'm i find it extremely a bummer that there is no longer to be a rooftop observation deck because we need one in detroit man. We don't have any now. Don't the closest thing right. Now that we have is the the monarch club and that's not all the way up though it's a great view absolutely but it's not you know who knows how tall the building's going it'd be. I think it was originally touted for fifty two stories last night. It was gonna be taller than the rents so that's huge. The thing about this is that i feel like there's room being given to kind of fun. I just around a little bit because of the economic conditions are changing. I mean this has already been in reality kind of slid back. A year with design changes market changes ages. There's a lot of chatter among the economic class that <hes> we could be in the early stages of sliding into a recession. Well and building materials are just getting much more more expensive not just for bedrock but for everybody steelers up tariffs. I have a big impact. I when i talked to developers other projects they're having to re factor a lot of their projects because the cost of materials is just skyrocketing now. I don't have confirmation on that being the cost for this. I mean in fairness almost certainly is a factor because they need a lot of steel to build this his tower and we're from now china where you buy everything else china one thing i would add here though the powerful is the hotel that gives me some hope. We need a boatload of hotel rooms multiple outlets reported how we need banks of hotel rooms all together in order to attract bigger conventions so it could be a when they talk talk about being a catalyst. I feel like if you're talking catalyst and hotel. That's how you do it with the super giant hotel. Here's a quick run through of important election election results from tuesday's local races. I up in warren incumbent. Mayor jim fouts coasted to a primary victory. He got fifty eight percent percent of the vote strong sign for his candidacy. In the general election in second place was council member kelly colegio with just under twenty four percent. Despite many recent media reports that have been critical of fouts seems he's still very popular in michigan's third largest city. Whenever i'm in warren man i hear tons of support for him. You drive through there. He's got all the sign edge and i mean people support him and i've heard and here's something interesting. I've heard plenty of signs of the anti media bias. That's kind spread across the country. A lot of folks believe that yet. It's the fake news or they don't care meanwhile. The enclave of highland park has put the kyw bosh on plans to license marijuana marijuana facilities in their city fifty six to forty four percent. A controversial parking that plan in birmingham was overwhelmingly defeated nixing plans for fifty seven million million dollars in bonds to help make a one hundred and forty million dollar downtown project happen. The fate of that project was going to have a restoration hardware. Otherwise is known as an r. H. is now very unclear and finally in bloomfield township. A public safety funding plan to raise one hundred thirty five million dollars over fifteen years went down to defeat to bridge a funding gap. The city is expected to now lose about fourteen percent of its fleece officers and firefighters ever hear the term reverse gentrification. Nope me neither but that's how developers are describing a four plex. Townhouse project taking shape on an east grand boulevard in detroit where i finished unit is selling for cool six hundred twenty thousand dollars curb detroit reports that the developers began renovating the four connected brick townhomes last year. Three of them were vacant while the fourth was owned by a woman named lorraine griffin. She's lived there for almost fifty years now. So instead of leaning on her seller unit they've decided to fix up replace they put in new windows a new roof facade and electrical system. They they say the upgrades mean the woman's home climbs in value from ten thousand dollars to three hundred thousand dollars all for free the developers say they've also hired more than a dozen local residents to work on the rehab. Many of them got on the job training in carpentry skills so the idea here is that locals can stay day in the neighborhood even as the home values go up. I mean a man that term reverse gentrification is pretty terrible. Here's the thing i am all for people staying being in their homes. I'm all for novel ways to make this stuff happen. I'm all for people in the neighborhood getting jobs but i am i continued to be stunned at the prices in detroit. Nowadays i mean this is right for grand boulevard right next to bell bridge. They're definitely things up and coming in nearby the few blocks from west village homes across the street and you're paying six hundred twenty thousand dollars like i don't detroit real estate boggles my mind because there are people who pay it. A lot of these folks are coming in from other cities. This is i mean detroit is in a situation of a completely unequal playing field. What's happening is is that folks from other. Cities are are selling small places for tons of money that here you know they can sell their place. Make seventy five percent profit and then take that money and only spend a small section of it and get a place in detroit. The amount of change is just stunning to me and i don't know if it stops where it stops like. Where is this market mark at because i mean just thinking about those places in capital park. We previewed last week twenty one hundred dollars a month. That's the average price in downtown toronto and i love capital park but it sure as sal ain't no downtown toronto no nice gesture here by the developers no question i mean i think this is interesting and it's you know innovative. I mean i guess i still have a lot of questions about doubt it but it's a nice thought in a way to train detroiters. You know help them acquire job skills which are sorely needed. You would sort of assume that the prices is of these units six hundred twenty thousand dollars for the first one. That's completed the other two. I think are supposed to come on the market in the fall. You'd assume that they're that expensive in part because they're subsidizing the upgrades they made to this woman's play sure but think about the greater picture that's one percenter housing right and every almost everything being built here outside of affordable stuff the frankly nonprofits are we're having to build or the city's having demand that set-asides be done and it selling look right around the corner from here. There's a place on selden sold out like all these places are selling winged assume that this woman's going to have some very wealthy neighbors and you know she presumably. She's been there for fifty years. I'm going to just make an assumption she. I don't know but i'm going to make an assumption. She's you know of relatively modest means yeah. They kept her in place but there's gonna be a lot of new well-heeled residents tooling around the neighborhood a one thing that's not in question i mean those units are really good yeah very nice. This is a classic brick. Four plex connected how townhomes unit it is very much a detroit style but the interior looks beautiful with a link to the curb detroit article in the show notes kroger is hiring as many as eight hundred people people this year in michigan so if you're interested in the jobs that pay between nine dollars and twenty five cents an eleven bucks an hour. Here's what you need to know. You can apply online at kroger's website and visit any store friday or saturday from eleven a._m. To six p._m. For an interview we'll have a link in the show notes kroger employs about nineteen thousand people in the state and and has plans to open stores in warren and sterling heights this year additionally pizza hut is closing five hundred of their seventy five hundred stores nationally as they make shift from sit down restaurants to delivery and grab and go from what they're now calling express locations. There's no word on how many of the one hundred sixty four michigan stores face imminent demise. You like pizza hut. You find so true story. Pizza hut for me was actually like my gateway drug to the wider world. The food which i know sounds ridiculous but bear with me for a second so i was like a young kid right picky eater wouldn't eat anything used to go spend the night all the time. I'm at my grandparents house. They lived in plymouth. I was i grew up in ann arbor right and somehow or another. I worked up the gumption to taste pizza because i was so picky. I thought pizza was growth for the longest time right. We went to dinner at pizza hut right there on ann arbor trail plymouth road whatever it is right there and i got pizza. This is amazing. I love this stuff. I mean i i used to go there and they had like asteroids like stand up video game console and stuff so it was you know they're gonna from your right as a as a young kid but yeah i mean pizza was what unlocked my my curiosity about food and from then on it was like i basically tasted more or less anything you put in front of me and discovered that there's a lot of good things to eat in the world and now and now you ep. It's all the time hi my i mean. That's probably what you'll be able to go to. What's interesting to me with pizza. Hut is over the years the number of buildings that they've left that have kind of been shells and turned into other restaurants. You can always tell because it's a telltale shape and one of those is right near the podcast detroit royal oak studios karma litas yeah. I was just import here on the other day family and i went to the beach and <hes> drove by one there. That's now a an italian restaurant. I haven't tried it but like i said they're they're understandable. Send in your favorite pizza hut turns something else to daily alita -troit's at g mail dot com daily detroit is brought to you in part by repurpose. That's where you can get hired by. Detroit's best startups and companies repurpose connect top talent like you with purpose driven companies based on values experience and culture fit join their talent community at repurpose purpose dot c._o. That's repurpose dot c._o. Joining us in the podcast detroit detroit detroit shipping company is dane bartsch. He's managing partner of eastern market brewing company and in a previous incarnation. We were coworkers together. Yes we will yell at blue. Cross else was should've michigan who sat on the same floor even to see you again. Good see yeah. You definitely look in much more part of the <hes> craft beer entrepreneur now than than the strategy guy yeah. I don't have to worry about my appearance. I'm still just as busy but at least i don't have to worry about shaving or cutting my hair right so before we get into this topic which is really interesting. I think let's kind of set the table. Tell us a little bit about eastern market brewing company because you guys are a couple of years old now but still fairly new for people who don't haven't been there haven't heard of you. Tell us a little ended about the company started yeah. We're just over a year and a half old. I think we're technically still the newest brewery in detroit. Although i know there's a couple that should be hopefully opening up pretty soon <hes> but right now the newest brewery in detroit our two year anniversary will be this october <hes> a right in the heart of eastern market on rye appel between winder and adelaide actually walk down an alley from shed to write to the brewery and so we love saturdays we get get the market crowded with people from all walks of life and that's been kind of the heart and soul of our businesses are taproom in eastern market and since then i'm sure we'll get into it but we started taylor distributor our beer a little bit thinking like sixty to seventy bars and restaurants around greater detroit and that's been cool the sketchy get our beer out in the market and <hes> you started i started with. I think you were just telling me a bunch of your college buddies yeah so it all started <hes> i was working in studying in england and my wife convinced me to move home dan arbor we both grew up in ann arbor and part of our deal was i could start a business in detroit. I was just really passionate about everything's going into trey and then i had this alterior motive which was to convince all my buddies or still living in chicago to to move to michigan so every every once in a while i'd get them to come out and visit and one of our trips was <hes> easter market and everyone fell in love with area and we ended up starting the business yeah right on all all right so eastern market brewing company is now spearheading a petition campaign. What's the issue here. You're talking about distribution yeah so in the state of michigan brewers can only self distribute the first thousand barrels of beer they produce and so for someone like us. It's taproom focused. A lot of that. Beer actually goes direct to consumers and then once the thousand barrel mark by law. You're required a sign on with a distributor and somebody who delivers to stores and other bars and stuff yeah exactly and it's all stems from basically the prohibition in every state across the u._s. They implemented the three tier system. Which is where you have the manufacturers or producers like us breezy other streeters for the middleman and then you have of the retailer so bars and restaurants and grocery stores and a lot is obviously changed in the the beer industry over the past hundred years through your system really has been slow to kind of evolve with how things have changed in michigan in particular is very far behind all the great lakes states have <hes> limits the minimum is ten thousand barrels and some you can self distribute up to that ten thousand thousand yup exactly and if it ten thousand is a lot of beer. There's only a handful of burris that would be impacted by that in michigan. If you go in ohio it's basically unlimited because they had to settle set limit. I think it's like one hundred thousand barrels or something like that. Most states allow significant selfish abusive whereas michigan does not it's something that's been talked about for a really long time and we finally just kinda kinda stood up and started to make a little bit of noise about it and has gained a lot attraction amongst other breweries forty-six burris now that have signed on in support and then we've got a lot i think our petitions nations getting close to five thousand signatures and we actually got a couple of distributors on board and we're at right now in negotiations actually try to get a change so why is this a problem the one thousand barrel roll threshold and why not just join a distributor. I always say i actually respect the three tier system and see value in it the other day. I don't wanna be a logistics company. I don't want to you have a bunch of vehicles and delivery people but the problem is a berea. My size doesn't have the scale to justify signing with a distributor. You know you give it generally around a thirty percent percent cut to the distributor and for us. We're already just barely scraping by through self distribution. We had to give that thirty percent cut. It just wouldn't make financial sense for us. You need to hire your cap to build up some of that scale that you need yeah exactly and same thing we've had a couple of distributors come on and support because they see it as well right now. We have a really good problem but we every week we run got a beer and so a distributor wanna work with us because they'd come to pick up beer and we wouldn't have any for them and so it makes sense for us to actually grow our self distribution network and then get so point where we have the scale to actually enter into an agreement with the distributor another issue is that in michigan they have franchise law where we sign with distributor that agreement is for life if in perpetuity when you can't break distributor releases you from that agreement route and so a lot of breweries that are in my spot if they wanna go the distribution route they have to enter into these agreements agreements before they really know how their products going to the market so increasing the limit will allow breweries like meat actually be able to test their product in the market develop a network and then handed off to distribute beer when it has value and they can basically just run with it so these other breweries that have signed onto your petitioner. They smaller ones like you or they are there. Any larger ones sounds that are on board with this too. There's no huge juries that have signed on and support. I'd say you know some of them are tiny down to one hundred barrels. We've got some pretty big brewers like sheboygan and midland that have also signed it in support. There's really a range so it's anywhere from like a hundred barrels too. I think a couple of brews are up in two thousand three thousand barrel range. Where were you guys right now. In terms of production election we will not hit a thousand this year but we will would definitely hit it next year. So we're kind of thinking forward on in south for me is like either decision to make if i am getting close close to a thousand barrels. Do i sign on with the distributor and then the problem is i can never change that agreement. Once i'm in i'm locked in for life and so that's why we want the ability to actually just grow our business mr t._j. Clean and say all right. This makes sense for us. Let's let's work with a distributor or hey. This doesn't really make sense of us where we don't have the march and we don't have the scale and then just focus on our taproom. What happens to you guys if i mean this. Law isn't changed in next year as you predict thousand barrels and go past that was in for you yes so we have a tough decision to make we either you have to sign with the distributor or we have just pulled back from distribution because you are distributing now so self distributing. It's yeah we're self distributing and you know the other issue that it comes off is that because of this low cap most breeze do not invest in self distribution because they're like all right. I'm gonna buy delivery vehicle. Mobile bunch of kegs higher hire salesperson. If it goes well then i'm gonna hit the thousand barrel. Mark and those all become sunk costs so they don't do it. We actually made a decision to invest in those things so unfortunately only if the law doesn't change we're going to have a tough decision to make which either sign on the distributor or pull back from all of our accounts and we've had a lot of success and self distribution. Sino are retailers would be very upset if we had to make that decision. One nice thing is the limit resets on january first so we won't hit this year and we'll be back to zero barrels on january first so decision in will really for us personally. Come at some point probably in the middle of next year. We also have built a brew house can't do much more than a thousand barrels and we did that strategically because of the law so so if we know that it's gonna change then we'd probably invest in infrastructure or potentially look at brewing elsewhere so that we can continue to grow through self distribution and if it doesn't change then it doesn't make sense for me to spend ten thousand dollars on more brewing equipment only to see that it doesn't just your goal here is to get some legislative action correct. Have you had any me bites from any lawmakers and lansing. There's actually been a lot of progress recently which has been feeling pretty optimistic about the situation. The wholesalers conference took place last week and the michigan brewers guild that represents all most of the breweries in michigan was there and they are currently negotiating a change to the limit and they've got a deal on the table and so hopefully it's britain as a bill in the next few weeks and will actually go in front of legislators this fall. I know the guild and the wholesaler is actually have legislators that are that mark or tag to actually support this so it's bipartisan support which is great and so we're feeling pretty optimistic that a law will be changed this fall. We've been calling for thirty thousand in barrels which is on par for other states. It's if it does pass this year. It was going to be significantly lower but i think it's at least a step in the right direction well. That's a really interesting. We'll keep our eyes is on that. Meanwhile business going over there for you guys on ripe. He'll always great. It's been really fun and exciting over the past year and a half just to see the brewery we grow. I think i've been so impressed with brewers are beer. Just keeps getting better and better and better. We started our business model with this idea that we'd always be rotating our beers and you always get something new. Do a couple of beers have really become flagships. Where if someone comes to the taproom and it's not there. They're disappointed <hes>. We just got a canning line. Which is kinda cool so we've been doing some canned. Releases says of two particular beers elephants use market day our new england appears and then south distribution has been awesome for us <hes>. We really don't make any money off of it but it's a good way for us us to get our names out in the field to learn about us. You were telling me also that riot fell where you're located over there. In eastern market is due for major streetscape project. Yes so <hes> it just us want a grand last year the city to do streetscape and we're nervous about it because it's definitely an effective business over the next few months but we're really excited about what the outcome will be. It's gonna gonna be a level surface and be more of a walking street. They're going to have new landscaping new lights and so it's going to become a bit of a destination within each door seating for you guys yeah we'll be able to actually have seat. We'll be able to reserve parking spots and then have outdoor seating out their school. Just change the entire experience <hes> we are very busy on the weekends and early in the today but there's not much around us so he starts kind of slow down at night and so we're hoping that this will hopefully draw some more bars and restaurants and actually become a bit of a district within detroit sounds good. That's really neat block over there the way it's come together in the last few years i've been in brasses seeing all these spots and plus. There's just a tradition of some of the older businesses and we're starting to see a little bit of change which is a little worrisome but hopefully the market continuous identity. Is it starts to get investment that like it has recently all right. Dan bartsch is managing partner of eastern market. Brewing company deemed grid. I see you again. Thanks so much for coming in. Thanks appreciate it before you head out the door. If you're looking for a new best friend or just enjoy the city with your current up their pups in the plaza on friday night the event in partnership with the michigan humane society and others we'll be held at little caesars arena and future detroit pistons guard langston galloway. The event is august ninth and starts at six p._m. There will be treat and photo stations caricature drawings and dog bulls and at seven thirty the movie space jam. If you do want to take a new best friend home all adoption vs will be paid for by strategic staffing solutions nations to come your puzzle need all their usual stuff vaccinations and tax love-linked n._b._a. Dot com in the show notes all right. That'll do it for today's daily really detroit be sure to tell a friend about the podcast on apple podcasts spotify or wherever you download your favorite shows and if you really love us bake some cookies and join us as a member at patriotair dot com slash daily detroit cookies randy walker and cheyenne. No serena spend gus and i'm jerry stays take care of each each other and we'll see you around detroit and send me some oatmeal raisin. You're listening to the podcast detroit network visit w._w._w. Dot podcast detroit detroit dot com for more information.
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stuff so cute 'em miranda so so cute yeah great i love it i would probably like call you like rand a or rand 'em if i saw you when when i see you in person because now we know exactly what you look like and we know how to recognize you and that is what these pictures are for she sent her pictures were the drug den and i wanna say pitched it to different photos to choose from one in front of the white house in one of the fucking beluga whale and she sent to different sizes right now that that is the move on this billboard i mean this bulletin board is crowded it is very crowded were gonna get another another addition yeah some people that have dropped off the patriots are probably gonna come down but that's the billboard isn't just her patriotic member but 'em but you know when or making room that's gonna that's gonna happen so 'em 'em i don't we don't even see when people stop their patriotic really wasn't pure accident and i just took it as aside from bottles like i know what but if 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miller muller i'm not sure muller like the muller mother fucking reports m okay i'm gonna redo this card hello and happy birthday to my american faith hope you're both well congrats from the recent success killing the game i've tried dig it all my pals to sign up but i'm not gonna lie none of them have so she wrote so i wanna steal that anyway i'm in the middle of my own mental breakdown so i'm gonna get back to that love and shit andy oh she is so fucking major live it feels like an diani like lives in america i know she feels so close yeah she's close to her heart her picture remains on the mother fucking bulletin board as does harry's there the first go up after a horse yup and she sent 'em all kinds of birthday treat a cute little card andy only i love i love the card you send it it's had a black on below covered in gold stars which i love that i love black and gold and the card is white white and go to it says a wise wise woman once said fuck this shit and she lives happily ever after so she's the business and she supposed to take a fucking big wish everyone we lover thank you andy yoni 'em well another queen who constantly of giving constantly i mean these there's to queens it's so julie laying sent a huge box an inside of it were snacks skill or their war rama noodles doritos sharpies there were travel jack daniels like there was an apple charger web stickers that you already some of the jack daniels like a sticker like what like a sticker you put over you're on a laptop tamra 'cause she knew julie with using a sticker from like a like a weight like a come bucci i feel like they voted i took it off something boucher right i think you like originally yeah yeah and then i just put on a mac and cheese cheese it's i mean now it's not just a box of jesus it's we took a photo how we should posted on the patriot on okay it's we took a photo julie of the wrapped presents on top of that ten or eleven chusetts boxes of an i'm so janki in selfish but i only let the dog babysitter stephanie have cheeses we'd already opened i put jesus injury those out there of because by the way i just a side note james jamie vaas not jay jason moss who sent the gigantic yup box the hilarious recor breaking yeah no box of treats yes so i only put out drita we'd already opened yeah and she's it's we'd already open for stephanie so 'em like you may have some of these treats while we're on we are done bethany jews like thank you that's what she wrote on yeah thank you i mean and she gave cash which is incredible the gift that never gets all know it never goes wrong it always goes so right and it will use it with these and put it to good use so thank you yeah it was really sweet julie really really sweet and 'em she's so thoughtful birthdays and she loves birthdays and we were at we did our live show so in portland no of seattle a on her big birthday oh she had a big birthday and she said she loves birthdays oh so 'em you know i always remember now i don't remember the date which i i think it was like december second or third or something so 'em anyway happy birthday julie from back then we saw and happy birthday to you man thank you and angie knocks angie knocks i mean in also known as angel knock angel not giving i it's just she's she's always just those it's just you just couldn't like gift card galore starbucks taco by the way a couple of what my wallet down hoover target like every single awesome thing you could want to get you know what i mean 'em which is basically like giving cash to that's right louver gift card is so fucking money that i literally early put it in my notes section and i felt like i was like this is the best gift to give me one yeah literally 'cause everyone needs a every one yeah instead of like like for example like my agents and well whoever that like suck to give gifts to i usually now the thing is you can try and get i bought before when i when i get expensive gifts about like bottles of damalf lake mhm craig's list 'cause people get them and then seldom right 'em so i but it's too much work but the thing is they'll think he spent a hundred when you really only spent you know whatever but 'em now i'm just gonna give people who drink super card yet and even if i you know just give him whatever viking just give victor twentyfive it's so money it's amazing 'em she she gave us coffee and there is a drug tool like oh my god we were talking about drug tools yup about having the opened up paper clip show an dumb you goes across the board i don't care what drugs you do that's right scrape chase great yet scrape scrape yeah you need it for anything you so that's you know what i mean 'em on the charger sour patch kids my favorite and 'em notepads again just like chock full of no pads are in by the way antipathy other thing the coffee mug with are picture on it yeah the coffee mug you designed in the notepads that's her favorite although i i mean i really used that folder all the time i love the folder joe folders awesome so 'em we are so happy get more i love that it's mine too i'm like i'm so thrilled get more no you're like on but yeah so we love 'cause we love those notepad yeah absolutely so that was great thank you angie 'em end will be giving johnny the gift that you sent for christmas coming in as a birthday this weekend were gonna take it the head and give it to him for his birthday from you an she literally so 'em that it's still wrapped up the boxes banged up yeah it's been through some shit it has now switched cars from julie's to mine is so we can be shorter give it to johnny now right god knows at this point julie probably lost that somewhere and we how it got back delivered here knowing her so thank you so much anche an end julie at four i mean they have to go together because because those were really the the big big big big window europe it on you're paying so much like it really i really appreciate it all right now time privacy at storm fisher things you can put it up on the chicken our world is full of shit thoughtful off the boat in downloading loss in their last bullshit take so book team put it up on the window seat and doing all right so this week i have the shit storm hovered right over the southern border of america and if we're being honest there's been a shift still raging there for the last forty fucking years and it's the worst it's ever been since trump took office and surprise this is the issue he ran on he got elected on this building the wall keeping illegal immigrants from coming here and getting rid of the ones who are here now well so far all he's done is facilitate tape the torture abusing sometimes death of those immigrants correct 'em and speaking of correct i never know the correct way to you is ironic but there must be some irony in the fact that his current wife is a fucking immigrant ended at first wife and the mother they're up three of his children yes correct immigrant correct correct that is ironic i don't even know they are an came in did the whole thing with chain migration yesterday maloney a disastrous run her whole family ivanka probably did too although ivana i mean save on every time i don't want to be associated no way that's my own tonia yes that's what i'd be vonda me on she really did you i mean it's just like they're they're such hypocrites fires fires now if you haven't heard the the border detention facilities where they're holding you know all the people who attempt to cross the border who need asylum 'em who come here you know for a better life or are being murdered or raped her killed are basically unregulated prisons the house children and adults so prisoners on death row and tell her wrists are treated better than these people literally so while it's easy to bury our heads in the sand about it and say well these people momentarily chose to be in these conditions which you probably preferable to them then certain death in their own countries the truth is when you really look at it and really force yourself to look at it and not just in a twitter virtue signaling kind of way it is fucking appalling and said yeah it really is it's so goddamn intense and it's a lot like the homeless epidemic which is also easy to avoid because it's so hard to look at no one is more insensitive then me i couldn't shut down and ignore anything i literally early pray for more empathy i pray i pray i say please on dear jesus please let me feel empathy but at the end of the day these are human fucking beings like just like us we are one bad turn of events from being in their shoes or one bad turn of events julian i lost a fucking passport in china yup a we also lost all her money could we could either be on the mercy of the fucking country of jet of china or we could be on the fucking mercy of what is it a continent no asia or we could be on the mercy of a you know a homeless shelter here absolutely i mean when you are on the brink of not knowing where you're next dollar is coming from and you think like wow i'm gonna have to go what am i gonna do i don't have any resources choices will anyone helped me no apparently no one wants to help you and i don't know if it's because of the homeless epidemic or what but this seeing these people it's it it it just it's like we can't treat human being we became because of a facebook yes we've lost the ability to like really relate to other human beings as just human beings right well i feel badly about well and nationalism in when people that's why i can't stand usa usa usa were number one or number one in the whole thing that trump is doing and people wearing mega hats and makes me feel it's like fireworks at the football game because when you're number one and you feel like you're doing everything for you know or country are neighborhood her gangs in neighborhoods or whatever it is now you feel like anyone who lives anywhere else is different than you but they're not they're just human beings so what does it matter where they lives or whatever obviously not everyone can just you know we have laws in taxes and money and you need to whatever but when people murdered word or it could be you don't you wanna be treated with respect in care and sanitation senate tation only i mean they don't do that the prisoners and if that they are i mean it's just i mean honestly straight up mother fucking terrorist are treated better just a true when they're detained so 'em okay it's just so fucked up so last week the house of representative signed a bill to send four point six billion dollars in emergency aid down to the border where the conditions in the detention center so horrific that it's become a humanitarian health crisis but of course the drama doesn't stop there apparently the gang of four which is alexandria oh cossio cortez ilhan omar rashida to leave and i on a presley who are every liberal democrats in the house of representatives voted against the bill and then came for nancy pelosi who is the speaker of the house and not to be fucked wiz she is not to be fucked west and they i guess they're just in their little war yeah it's youngins coming from old and so the they did end up passing the bill which was a it's a bipartisan bill that came from the senate an ansi pelosi they had a lot of pressure to pass the bill and get her her homeys to get the democrats the democrats ruled the house republicans rule the senate and 'em viet it had no money for a wall right so the problem now nancy pelosi got all the homeys these except for those four girls right end if you're new to the podcast her new to politics nancy pelosi has been in politics 'em since before you were born her factor at a forty years of i mean n g at least she's seventy nine yup end she's the most powerful a woman in the world period 'cause she's second in line to the presidency and 'em or she's third shoes one of the first people pfeiffer aids and the congress so just saying like in nineteen eighty four she she without their top doubted so you know what i mean like let's not let the structure of the house and if mike pence and donald trump died in a plane crash president's yup 'em an she's not going to listen to four freshman representative in diapers i'm sorry i mean i'm sorry and yeah mitch mcconnell is evil end is a double but at a certain point you gotta get these fucking people money and if there's no money for a wall and there's all money for the military they're saying that includes all this monday for the military 'em you know soviet right there's there's there's compromise that you have to make in order to make the government do anything so it's like a those four it was like oh there's not enough protection for child abusers not protection for 'em what happens if like a detention center goes against the rules they have no there's no nothing's gonna happen to them we need to put all of these things in place we can't just be told what to do by mitch mcconnell and it's like they don't have toothbrushes so yeah maybe it's not the best thing to get money to the military but maybe like you need to just quickly help these people now have to it's they're they're getting diseases and like also mitch mcconnell might be running the senate and i get that nobody hates him more than us and by the way we invented the whole narrative of hating him we literally in better that here on this podcast believe it and we also said nance plus needs to start name checking mitch mcconnell which she is doing but there are i don't know 'em forty something or thirty something democrats over there and there's you know the senate minority leader is a democrat and it's like he does have to do a lot of work chuck schumer he does bug he does cry he's known as pillows but at the end of the day she has to work with him and when he get right these fucking republicans to do anything he needs their support yup you have to compromise yeah yeah do you wanna play this clip from sita yes i do so we want you guys i mean we don't just wanna come for disney now these girls do a lot of work and they do get they they are out out there twitter in on the news and shit and they are getting getting these important you know word doubted messages out right so we we don't wanna just comfort them but we will always stand up pronounced below period because they're smart but we're gonna let you hear you know amc has valid points yeah well it's the she does have valid points and it's like when i always think of the when i followed my dad about medical animal testing it was like i'm a kid and if yes it's wrong but then again it's like until now of course this is in the eighties so now if things about her but you don't if you don't need to do what the law and he's like aids cancer what am i gonna do like we gotta figure it out and it's so it's like a young person is saying like but this is wrong this is wrong we can't and then they older person's like but these things there's things have to be done and shitty things have to be done in order for the greater good to be done and it's certainly in this case the greater good has to be done yeah that's right leon fewer rightly on sorry i argue it's her teenage daughter cried teenagers are annoying i know that congress when thanks for joining us and you tweeted quote under no circumstances should the house votes were mcconnell only bill with no negotiation with democrats hell no that isn't advocation of power we should refuse to accept they will be hurting kids if we do those are strong words against speaker pelosi and that bill is passed eighty four to eight in the senate a lot of liberal democrats voted for it explain why you're taking such a strong stance here because jake this isn't issue not just of the substance of the bill but also the process of how we got here we passed the house version of the bill which had far more humanitarian position as a ton of pillows anna kind of building for the facilities that are abusing kids are border order and mitch mcconnell immediately smack sit down in order to pass and ram through a senate bill that has enormous amount of funding from military as well as no guardrails and no accountability facilities that are using are kids so that's the build up in front of us here in front of the house how ever we didn't even bother to negotiate their house amendments we could have negotiated in we could've conference because tried to get amendments in tickets humanitarian protections put in to get consequences for facilities at abused kids in and instead what were doing is that were immediately going to just say yes to what got passed out of the senate end these are two completely different dynamic the senate you have a minority democratic party there's an here we are the house representative and we are house majority and we get a problem right now and the question at hand right now is that mitch mcconnell census the bills and were just putting a big check mark on it instead of even trying to negotiate i have indicated that i'm willing to stay stay here i don't need to go home on vacation the fourth of july homes have july fourth weekend i will stay all weekend and make sure that we get this thing done and instead what mitch mcconnell issue but that's one line on the time pressure of reset to try to ram through a bill that completely irresponsible to american people answer those kids on the border it's one more weekend though that these kids are covered in filth in human adults you know can't lay down there is no room to lay down they're they're crowded into these things where they literally cannot lay down on there so crowded in some of the rooms where there might even be waiting to go to the final area they're standing up for hours and hours and hours and hours because there's not and room to even for anyone to kneel down right so you know and so we're gonna get another weekend right exactly they can't wait anymore none of the thing they can not wait and it's like there's a part of me to and i like all of them them for the most part is that bill maher who did him on the show yeah 'em in blue eyes off but i know that they can't handle the dad told them what to do yet you could see like a fucking angry teenager yes so there is in granting mitch mcconnell is the worst thing that ever lived so you can now you're tripoli you can't even believe that he fucking got his way so you cannot sleep night smog record in like a getaway little girls roles and right condescending all of absolutely annapolis can take it either bully me right but nancy pelosi knows the only way to get anything done is to compromise and work with that shitty dad and fucking get it does walks around nobody fucks with me and jennifer head held high to like keep it going sister like we keep it pushing back onto the next on to the next yeah so dance allows me this is supposed to be short segment in it wasn't sorry this episode of so long all these people people a nancy pelosi when you didn't interview new york times and said all these people have their public whatever and the twitter world but they didn't have any following their their for people and that's how many votes they got votes they got right that's the thing you had four votes you didn't have five thousand followers come in and you know vote to yeah you guys had it at the end you didn't get anyone in in you couldn't even get anyone else in the house of representatives devote with you so then nancy pelosi said that they made themselves you know they were not even a part of the process because they voted against it and that will be on their recor yes now good luck to you when you try to run for president twenty fucking years from now like joe fucking bite it and that's on you recor honey just like when we fucking drag bernie sanders forboding knowing the fucking right you can't do that dude you're trying you're just like bernie sanders yes you're trying to make some point and nothing's ever good enough for you and you're gonna come back and haunt you and i really can't wait i really cannot wait were gonna be sitting here all the dirt being like i remember that the vicious thought they were gonna be cute never gonna be those people who knew about every single fucking bill she should have voted with them but now she can't be president and she has to go work at the library of congress and everyone's gonna be like no one cares what you guys just you're lawn jockeys yeah lawn jockeys yes well and then so then reid what what at oh that public whatever it's called a so so alexandria a cossio cortez than 'em responded tenax belongs on twitter and on twitter she said that public whatever it's called public sentiment i find strange or numbers active on social media isn't important i haven't dialed four dollars once this year and have more time to do my actual job yet we'd rather campaign like it's two thousand and eight and then pillows said we have to have a solution not just a twitter fight and it's yeah you're still come from me on twitter bitch and this eight campaigning right this isn't fund raising rates this isn't this isn't fundraising and i guess yeah you're gonna go and you are really gonna talk about dialing for dollars and nancy pelosi is the biggest fundraiser and best of all time right it's it's it's it's just girl girl girl girl okay so as you guys know we are obsessed with open fit i'm air being being julie's house and we've been rocking the open fit in fact a coffee table broke i broke it down now we have full open living room space it is a amazing now if you haven't heard us talk about open fit it's basically a streaming service where you can work out in your own damn house and you're own damn living room and that's how we like to wake up don't put a price on don't put shoes on put on open and fit however as start working out you could do it on you're oh you can do it on you're tv you don't do it on your computer i've had a phone which i if you're in an area where you 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so gonna continue this terrible descr immigration over sation because now it's time for border security skew lido she saw she oh no doubt has cross the street shows a this segment is called time for skew twin a live person teaches us something in today are professor for the day is greg guarino junior go ragged as of are fourteen listeners and his partner a patriotic family but more importantly he is are friend like are actual friend we saw king aladdin greg and if you've been listening for a while then you probably know in because he gave his gay feelings live at our show in new orleans and he took us immigration skewer last summer because that's how long this nightmare has been fucking going on yes and no one should be surprised in the past here the shit at the border has gotten even worse and have questions a lot of questions and lucky for us greg in immigration lawyer in houston texas so he's got answers girl shot as just in case you don't remember or just don't mother fucking care here's a quick recap last summer trump trump and his then attorney general jeff sessions enacted a zero tolerance policy for people illegally crossing the border meaning that they are immediately apprehended and put into detention facilities if they have a child with them that child is taken from them no matter how young they are and put into a separate detention facility a over the last year the conditions and the detention centers have gotten progressively worse 'em and they start it off shitty to begin west there were babies with no end in take care of them except for other kids and sell those weird foil fucking blankets those i have for you blah blah blah blah but now we find out there's terrible overcrowding to the point where there will be i literally saw picture of eighty grown men standing in a room with the capacity for forty men like ramrod yeah shoulders exactly 'em shoulder to shoulder it was beyond and then we're hearing reports that the kids are allowed to brush their teeth and don't let me hit around a kid who hasn't broken fucking throw up they're not even allowed to shower and they don't let pictures or video or anything be taken inside the facility so anything we've seen supposedly is leaked but people who have gone into tour the facility particularly the ones in south texas which you're gonna be somewhat near greg 'em they've come out sucking horrified the central the kids is supposedly so bad that it makes visitors closed smell oh my god like can you even i can't so here's a hold her hand and walk us to the scary facts about border security school is are professor for the day greg guerrino junior had grabbed rag hey guys how're your counselor hello greg is higher top ten probably smartest listeners that we have yeah absolutely 'em end he definitely transcended inch are actual real friend i dunno that julie really hit that point hard enough that greg's like a real friend friend party together remained friends okay friends that don't stop being are friends okay so 'em greg now i emailed you because i have like i'm watching the shit on the news and i have these like questions so i think the most important and i think the first thing i wanna know is if if they put into a room with eighty men can simply go i i changed my mind like is there could leave voluntarily leave and go back to their home country but the thing about that is if they say they wanna go back in my opinion what the cdp would do they want to get their their fingerprints done and they want to get it in the system just showed up they had an illegal entry at this time right so what they leave and they have to come back later then it shows what they have one previous illegal entry so they they probably would hold them home processing including three you but eventually you couldn't get out if you if you really wanna get out but i would assume they were hoping a little bit longer process the illegal into the house and every entry illegal like even if you simply walk up with your child and you're like i am seeking asylum you have now done tried to do and illegal entry you're entering without papers without being admitted so basically you can either come to the border and seek asylum give yourself up or you can go through not supportive injuries though in between them and cross the river and most of the people that are in these shelters in texas especially are crossing the border and then getting themselves up after they crossed the border or without like going to the river not through the ports of entry but they're still giving themselves a why are they not just going to the port of entry ports of entry closed for a while they were closed i thought right so there's a huge like uproar about the ports of entry being either blocked off closed so it's a it's a process called the metering that the acting department of homeland security secretary has called has dumped nearing and basically they be cbc officers and even sorry someone's like coming in saying greg has a job and i mean we get together so it's okay so a there's another person that's not gonna add a layer now by where were you know you're on so basically they have either military troops are cbp agents or texas state troopers in in what trump calls in the act of force assuming force and they're literally blocking the register that you cannot go lower end reached the actual port of entry and so they want them to get on eight quote unquote lists and go back to mexico sicko and sit there and wait in these shelters or in these border towns already riddle but people bookstore and others are assault people or could not brothers yeah that's where we go we'd get are drugs and it it's so fucking dangerous there i mean it's really bad and they use these has in its long you been it's not like be american cbp officers or some sort of american soldier government official is you doing these less it's actually like a random private business person from mexico or part of the government officials in mexico a better like the link between the governments of mexico and then the u s c you see officers like even using like what's out so literally like text the cdc opposite of what he saw me like hey perry got yeah that they're like hey you know send send us for service for people for families you know so contracted business like it's somebody making money on that i'm assuming that the people in mexico were making money off of it it's really bad because what they also do and there's multiple reports of especially from human human rights first which is a human rights organization and then another human rights organization based state that basically the that in between person or even government officials will will literally extorts so what's the people the people trying to get into america while they're in mexico they extort him and say oh you know you need x amount of you think the pass x amount of money it get on the west or some cities said you have to be you have to have legal status in mexico currently underway but also kind of different different a border town first walk us through and i know you guys wanna listen last year was on the june nineteenth episode it's called immigration skew you i know i don't remember do you mean that's the reason school is a hundred years long because you don't remember the shit but walk us through exactly how the process goes for let's take that girl that everybody saw she was young girl she had a little girl whether they were put against the car whatever yeah so they go they go in between the ports of entry now they've crossed the border illegally but they're seeking asylum and then they go and give themselves up they say seeking asylum what happens so that woman and that child and let's do it in now terms because now we know the child well brushes teeth could've anyway there's only two or something but so now they would have to specially and that's why people were lists cert causing people who go through through the non ports of entry so in between like at the river like third girl and the mob so they might be apprehended by border patrol officers and then they take into it makes just makes just seltzer they could get in right now i don't really know the process of whether they're you know immediately put him in there not but there they go to the shelter kids you're only supposed to be their first seventy two hours and so right now struck all media attention some attorneys basically have put up a stink and told everyone in the media about how sick all these children are overcrowded it is how they're saving their the bottled water formula running water these places tastes like leach i there's no medical care there's no clean clinton is now facing multiple these are reputable attorneys but i know personally who have made these reports talking about how they're just he's he's all the children interview some of the children and they're all i am so sick but they're not even respond usually kids will cry on if they're sticking responsible and apiece pits are so sick that this kind of weather so it got so bad that eventually they made all these reports in that particular everyone you're right now so they go to that makeshift facility for how long like a few days while you're supposed the only be there forever seventy two hours or less of a child in the children flora's settlement agreement which makes it illegal for the united states so children wouldn't come into our however right now we're seeing children being held out to a month in adults being held up there were up to like a couple of months i know some some personal attorney friendship dog down to not necessarily a temporary shelters at the media's talking about kind of torque like arlington and they've interviewed children his way up to like a month okay so they're only hillary there three days then what where do they go after that there would they get a court date in their released is that what it was i can't remember so if it's an unaccompanied child after that they get put into a shelter and that her throughout all different cities united states and that's run by the department of health and human services services and then i there is there a department is also trying to reunify them where either a a family friend or a family member that's already in the united states is somebody either someone who's like seventeen teen who went themselves or is that somebody who their mom just said walk across there is that either or yeah okay either either where do they don't usually have a credible fear interview to make sure that they're they do have a credible fear of return to their home country for asylum and so once you pass that then you typically go to hey detention center that's all around the united states the problem with what's going on now eating and everything they're all talking about how these temporary shelters are overcrowded and not sanitary but but they don't talk about how they eventually get transferred to an ice detention center now if those are two those those people aren't bonding out and the judges not granting the bond there's no pets so like lately when i've gone to court i feel like the titles of cracking down on bond and not really giving barnes like they were maybe in the previous administration would have good go bonds so now they're they're just talking it all up so there's nowhere for them to go so they're not they're not letting them go to with a court date they're making them stay then in those facility was so they're not so basically the things that you're seeing in the media in those facilities they're not they don't have court date yet because they're not even process yet but then they're literally waiting there to be processed and once their process then the government issues a notice to appear which is your court date and then you're just released in the it david you're either either released to the normal detention centers or or bond it out and then what is the normal detention center like i bet it's more like jails a i mean they're run by private right come trump companies that make money on those now right oltra wearing 'em you know orange jumpsuits and they can't go anywhere without anything but and so it's an are those the one word we're like what they're actually giving you know they have sued enclose closed and end are the ones where they don't have bed now they're getting overcrowded to read those overcrowded 'cause the judges are letting anyone out rub on on on bond and letting out on bond means you can go and living come back and do you're court just okay right oh so you're not you're not a flight risk or a dangerous is just society and you pay a certain amount of money which thousands and thousands of dollars you know saying you'll come back to your court date race the overcrowding of that condition and the conditions that are like you're seeing right now is is a major problem that needed to be addressed and fixed immediately even there's even said that shortterm hunting facilities weren't designed to whole form will population and that they urgently need a humanitarian aid some funding to be in the crisis there like passing disease back and forth there just yet i mean literally literally in yeah discussing and even so even the office of inspector general who overseer of the department of homeland security and making sure that they're complying with all the guidelines like she went in there and just they just released a report i dunno if the public and see i think so but i read the report she she basically goes through and it's literally the title is a management where dhs needs to address dangerous overcrowding and prolonged detention of children adults in the rio grande valley and not a man that trump appointed inspector general right or she always there something what i dunno i dunno history of the play by but it says she's acting inspector general actor everyone is acting because he order but he didn't want her right right well 'em were gonna play this clip and i'm sure you've seen it but 'em of did you were not sure who this bitches but she some ooh i don't think she's the inspector general i dunno she's this it's a score it's a clip from a court hearing of some sort where she went before three judges she somehow affiliated it says trump's lawyer arguing against toothbrushes virtue yeah so her name is sarah fabian okay so we just wanna play this clip because it's so goddamn genius and it's the whole thing is great like the whole so she said she's she's arguing in front of three judges but one of the judges is is a judge wallace takashi me an m so there's there's other to but we we took this particular moment because he just he just sort of stop the presses yeah here but all three of our great end going anyone going youtubers eddie on turks posted it but it's fun just to sit there and watch the idea of like what great goes through yeah yeah yeah employers seeming in here this is the degree you know doesn't have the items there has to be supplying in order to be senator what's a reasonable in your eyes what's a reasonable a definition of sanitary that the court to force well i think what i would ask is what i would say if the court i would ask what the court find that that'd be conditions were not say some senators with the court found is these things fall within that category in by not providing them that's an automatic breach of de that was an automatic but to me it's more like is just what you said it's in everybody's common understanding that you know if you don't have a toothbrush if you don't have so if you don't have a blanket it's not safe in san jose what everybody agrees with that you do you agree with that well i i think it's i think there's there's fair recent define that those things may be part of me they are a part when you see a movie like you made their circumstances where a person who's need to have a toothbrush toothpaste into four days well i think in cdp custody there's freak it's frequently intended to be much shorter term so it may be the first shorter term stay in see bp custody the some of those things may not be required okay yeah in in in 'em why are they not being able because because it's so crowded is that why they can't just be there for three days and then moved through because they're the the whole system is congested 'cause when you talk to us in january at the live show 'em that is i think what you were talking about was how how bogged down it's gotten right that was about how the rockets are backup for the actual cases for the hearing okay in immigration court i think it's a testament to the administration of not letting people out to are not quite ready to are hot danger to society and now they're stuck with everyone being jammed in there at the at the border so if they're not letting people out in the regular detention facility then there's just nowhere put on or they need to let them out they need they really need what they do i just saw today they requested a thousand national guard troops or whatever instead of troops they need people in those in those facilities center literally turning out the the processing times and turning out what they need to shift the process of people like fingerprinting medical exam in typing everything out in there and they're all government employees living a crappy watertown they hit their life ever really you know somewhat of a power trip but they just need a bunch of those people to get them through like there is no reason however when you're stuck there no they change the argue that she like what's that lawyer basically arguing like the just china extend the definition of safe unsanitary so they didn't have to give toothbrushes and soap and blankets yes yes so she thinks she literally arguing that you don't have to give children toothbrushes so and trying to quote who pro football i mean i would be i would even i mean i would say that it's more important that you give children so then it maybe even you know i think of a adult maybe could go three days maybe not some of those men but right so they have they they claim that the regulations i guess it that forty eight hours over her children have perhaps they're open to residents are and then per adults just like seventy two oh yeah you gotta wash a kid all they are is this germ ville yeah they're filled syndrome and like and look i mean it makes me that just sounds awful little little kids laying there not not even responsive just covered in not i can i mean just hideous what what's going around and you're in your 'em industry about like solution wise is there things being talked about like as far as the problem as a whole what i think needs to happen is the thing the government needs to i i do think it was good that they did this four point six billion dollar bill that somehow senate the senate in the house came together in the monday 'cause i mean i i know the house democrats work exactly what they put the money up there to help you all right now is eight so the house democrats are upset because are the four that voted against it because they think he's gonna go use the money to build a wall yeah they think they think that he needed like really specific line by line what they called guard rails so then you can't misappropriate but i you know it's such a pr nightmare but there's no way they would fix up you know i mean they gotta fix the problem with the conditions will guide you said that then because that officially does check finance pull us cause announced solicits you're getting right now get rid of that ended but so lawyer said it you guys that that they needed to give the money you anybody who's up on air seeds nuts and fucking ilhan omar who didn't agree to come on the fucking podcast when when ran into her at the airport she's done we hate her analogy is done how dare i called jason helped me they're called jason and i did and you ignored me but i like 'em where she to leave receded to leave has become my favorite even over 'em yossi a cossio ahah yeah because she's she really gives the business but yeah i think they're 'em you know i think they were wrong and greg said they were yeah so yeah i mean i earlier yeah attorney real won't for congress needs to work together to figure out how different types of programs are in this initiative that will counteract the human rights violations and abuses cookbook people are running from in their home countries from guatemala el salvador honduras nicaragua now the government needs to spend a lot more money figuring out what to do in that country and to make sure that these governments are not persecuting their their citizens so it's it's where did that it's guatemala nicaragua it's mostly guatemala el salvador and honduras lately i have seen a lot of nicaraguan politically opinion asylum cases so that's all central america all right that's all where the good coke is probably the problem on but yeah yeah in ann arbor trail where i said earlier you know they need to spend more officers to the points of entry so actually go through and turn those people through process and then also congress needs to work with you ran a another a refugee and how to expand the protections that would be in countries like costa rica believes were paying a mall so the central american migrants couldn't go there instead of having the united states yeah but they had probably liked that better just because they speak spanish and it's more their culture i mean god i'd go living costa rico there's enough shots from here down there anyway and then what about 'em the one so for example like the immigration issue here do you feel like we need to take the people that are here and make them citizens and or what do you feel do you have any thoughts on that like not not talking really really talking about the ones that have just come but you know the one quarter of already doing here i mean there's we'd like to hear something needs to be john what those people a either some sort of path to permanent residency which ultimately will be a path to citizenship you know i don't think there should be open borders gotta figure out something i really think that that's just like chicken you so much of a political issue in just a few minutes in union issue 'em in in hopefully in my opinion the total hawaiian hey the immigration and nationality act to just be totally rewritten and they needed come together and figure out how to figure out how to change system like one of the episodes previously are talking about how a lot of his canada's certainly have a plan i mean i know bay to have a plan and he released his plan so at least you know that was something cycle also but i i really think the the whole thing is to be rewritten were yeah we want we all that out goes elizabeth warren since he has a strong plan whoever with a plan i mean in in needs to be we feel obviously i mean it needs to be one of the main issues coming up in the next four years if democrats can keep the house and then have the president's like you like i feel like the vice president and just needs to just be just dealing with that yeah like you do by the way do something what do they even do honestly at this point i'm like what is the the vice president's do nothing mike pence just goes around tries to make you have abortion yeah i mean only one ever did anything with old what's his face and he just mayo biden know who the guy or you know the guy that did all the bad stuff you know 'em oh dick cheney he had only one never did any shit he's like oh wow i can run shit i didn't realize that right let me do it right all right greg well that's really depressing i dunno 'em you just drink a lot or how do you deal with is i mean it is depressing i just have to you know we realize you can't fix the issue and just take a case by case yeah approach tune in you know five as much as you can see her client hopefully and it works out i mean i wouldn't say again that let you see in the media and everything is focusing on justice europe the temporary shelters maybe like three five fm although that's three five too many you know there are reports for it's to me the best in my opinion the best recordings has been on the texas tribune texas tribune dot org either a nonprofit unarmed potter news organization they have an indepth reporting series called broken order and it'll tell you like good reports an batter reports i mean there are some immigrants who they have interviewed that that say that you know they were treated well they got to whenever they when they got they got the change closed and everything else 'em especially it seems like the ones in the temporary ones like the tent looking one yeah the seems to be better right well in texas are can be shitty patterns are but okay so texas tribune dot org i'm interested to see anything nonpartisan quite frankly have an issue there with obama and it's only been there and certainly it's gotten worse the zero tolerance and because everything's gotten worse but you know we definitely you know wanna know the truth regardless we don't just want it to be all trump's fault if it isn't okay 'em so greg do you want anyone to control your follow you sure okay if you're if you're in fact he's hot you guys 'em so facebook is greg guerrino junior junior r i n o and instagram is gregory an oj or gregory an oj are so like gregory no junior okay sweep we love you greg thank you so much for taking time out of your actual real job here i'm glad i hope i hope i'm confused or more no thanks so much for having me are really appreciate it yeah will be calling you next month when she goes she goes down again yeah yeah thanks the lookout for would be 'em you'll iran are winning right yeah although i am really wait i don't remember it's gonna be a second over runner give me yeah i got a letter gauge that could hold on let me it's no wonder here okay when i just need lawyers are people do that's why the podcast doing this podcast socks greg honestly i know like i would be like editing editing and people are like why do you write week until you're eating the intro and it's like because we wouldn't remember it when we finally gonna memorize the shit now things look forward b m litigation about thee migrant protection protocols which would be arriving asylum seekers having to wait in mexico that's different than the less i was talking about and then also litigation regarding the conditions of the children and i my friends have been taking affidavits from all the kids that have been exposed condition answer that could possibly be leads the class action or okay along those lines just look out for like what what's coming up like like a court case that thing we just played that hearing you know kind of joke look looking for care for her or wherever and that's why you do okay greg go back to work wreck all right well overall 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world headquarters won the world cup they should just be called the woman's lead voting that's what i'm saying yeah yeah now i don't follow it but of course it was big news so we saw and you watch some of the game i watched i pretty much watched i watched the whole fucking happens would by which is when all the shit went down okay so as it goals were scored and as we know a meghan wrapping oh she's the lies with the purple hair she took a knee she's making big statements she was making insure everyone knew that she's the next pasternack did she take a knee for black lives matter she took a knee for i don't know why she took the name well she didn't take the need for black lives matter she could go second deck and i know she's drunk she's a lesbian complicity but 'em i hope it was her black lives matter i think she was also it was there either big thing was also the gender pay gap so that was their big issue is that the women's soccer gets paid a million times lessen the man's and they were making a big deal about that yeah it was very politicized an dumb just making lots of waves and making wrapping was now the one thing i saw was her do shit out at the end of the game that she scored a goal and then put her hands though like she was fucking jesus yeah i cannot so with that said it'd be humble it is wake youtube even really she's score her points scored from doing like getting like a like a penalty penalty kick and got that in yeah 'em the real star with other one who got the one right real yeah game goal game right in the game and that's definitely the harder well yeah so i don't even have to have played soccer like me out ten know that yet because when you're that close to the goal and if you miss you are terrible now 'em or the goalie cerebral so okay so they're doing that and i just needed to say that i just needed to get that off my chest i thought she's been a real delusion i didn't like it however 'em the women's team has a point they do deserve to get paid more depending on how many people go to the games of course as you do a lot of i think rhetoric about trump in general and olivetti you know so that and that was cool because right now she's that's only you know sport going on so people are paying attention right and the women's team in general i think than they were being real political and and that's great and they should and they they have a big platform and they should use it so awesome well then they win the whole thing and it's the fourth time they've won the team is like unstoppable everybody's excited who watches soccer an it was a lot better from even brandy chastain ripped the shirt off on brandy brandy high for years yeah so nobody rip their shirts off the right now and well so so were binding are business just like oh they one that's nice in grade and hope they get paid more and then sasha flick end angie knocks i guess right sasha flick v a an gina okay on the patriot on broadcast center this link end we died and i just we were gonna play it okay no let me set this up this guy from fox news is covering the game he's at a bar in france where americans and french people are all watching the game and they're all excited about the win and whatever anti so he's he's like yeah the energy here and blah blah blah and there's all these people behind them so like america fan right america than so 'em this clip is taken from sort of like that moment and they could see from fox news 'cause you could tell on the microphone the camera no right now fox news right okay hey hey we won the women's world cup final just wrapping in france new ice age to the netherlands neil greg palace or sell rabble why are we are here heartily own brand look let's say oh they're saying fuck gonna be looking at literally yelling and why not why not enough right i was told by officials because they were worried about security measures so american brands there they came from that location is horrified either being read great crazy die 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