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"anesthesia" Discussed on Absolutely Not
"Getting mixed nuts. I make sure. I bend at the knees so i don't throw out my back because i know as soon as i get out of this place i'm going to need to put on a weightlifting belt to get this shit in my car so i hear you i hear you but the absolutely not as actually anew for going into fucking saturday and i know i don't wanna hear it. I got to work through the way. Take a vacation day. Sick your tits on that flatbed and just fucking stick at ass out and crews baby tell you got a doctor's appointment till your boss you're on your period and then just take two hours and go to cosco apparently samples or back bitch. That's how you know we're coming out of this. Cosco samples are about to be back out and just cruise through that seafood. I'll give you have some crab claws deserve them now. I said a couple of months ago on the not the tiktok. What is podcast again. I'm under mild in his deejay. Did there were a lot of guys. Like man spreading and costco. They'd you know women. We're efficient we know you stay to one side. You're on the left on the right things about being a boom and all these dads for the first time because they were working from home. We're going to costco. And i'm like no no no. I'm sorry. roger. Rick carl steve. Fill joe you gotta get outta here now. no no. This is let the women. Fuck around costco like you know. There's elderly hours elder hours. Some of these stores because of covid there should have been man hours and they could all just have one traffic jam like eight. Pm at night. Servia whitecloud on the way and let the dudes get out over salmon fillets because i honestly when i when i shop. I've got a rhythm but women were good at bomb it and we did. We know the energy these evan flow of the space of costco and then now they just park up on the patio. furniture section. Comparing prices on sunscreen ear either by the solar lights that you're gonna put on your walkway up to your back steps out a year so on the other end of it friend. I also hear your frustration. Because i've been there and i've been frustrated before but let me tell you. Prime costco our like ten. Am on a monday. If you can swing it tuesday. And i want you to wear your tightest athletes you're out that and just let your titties sit on the fucking carriage and i want you to get every sample and i want you to buy everything you don't need and i just want you to have a moment because what fills me up. And what fills the void in me buying things i don't need and that's on god period. Let's get it the next voicemail. he had. This is morgan calling in from north carolina. This week absolutely not is people who have stuffed animals and beanie babies like in the back window of their car and it only happens with cars but right. Now i'm driving down i forty and the ford fusion in front of me from fucking ohio has their back window loaded with all these kittens in the window and all these weird stuffed animals and it's just like absolutely not this doesn't look good. It's really distracting. No don't do that love and light. Okay i understand this. First and foremost it's always a fucking ford fusion you know and i know it and they're always from ohio. Have you ever been out on the road. it say. You're like a knoxville tennessee. somewhere random. There's always afford from ohio and you're like what are they doing down here. I'm gonna say something very controversial. When i performed in columbus at the time of my life. Amazing crowd mazing audience. But most of my friends who've been on broadway tours will tell me they're like the meanest people are from ohio. Do you know that ninety new york new jersey people in ohio. it's a vibe. it's von liebe. And then you see the core with the ohio tag and then they have the beanie babies in the back. And you're like what the fuck is going on. What's correlation you gotta soft tinder memory of my youth and your back window. But you're rippin cigs in the front. I don't understand what's happening and again. No hate no shade. Anybody from ohio. I personally have experienced a lot of love and ohio but the general consensus is sometimes a couple of bad eggs in ohio. And they're not doing it. They're not giving good rep for the rest of y'all who were salt. The earth ohioans ohioans. I just called you that. I'm here's the deal. If you see beanie babies in the back of a car i would think nine times out of ten is probably because they have grandkids unit. I mean there's a small child. They through the mac there. But if you roll up and there's no children then that means that they're probably a furry do you not furry is somebody who dresses up like stuffed animal and then has sex with people. Usually a truck stops so you know. I've told you this before multiple times if you're in a grocery store and somebody has an upside down pineapple on the top of their shopping cart at the top of the rack. Where you'd put your purse and they're just hitting the perimeters and they're not going down. The you know the canned goods. I'll than their swinger. Maybe beanie babies in the back window is a sign that you're furry and if they pull into a quick trip and you fall them in into a quick tribus flashlights twice. They go to the trunk of their car. Put on a draft costume and you guys are fucking in the bathroom. I learned that a baby on board sign is not so. If you're following the person you know like okay slow. Be careful around this car because everyone's still is going to drive like an asshole. It's at if they get in a car accident than you know someone will know. There's a baby. I'm learning something new every day. The beanie babies in the back of the car. I mean also at the rate the people's cars again broken into in atlanta. That's not a good idea. You know some of those beanie. Babies are worse. Something you got the princess. Diana i paid fifty dollars for that bitch at a fudge shop and helen georgia when i was eleven. What's it worth now. A lot more and i've talked about beanie babies on this podcast. I you know. I was a dealer. Used to buy them from a man who had a white truck that was on the side of the fucking highway and my mom would drive me there after school and we thought nothing of it we thought it was totally fucking to do a deal with a guy who had three teeth named jeremiah. On the side of the highway he had a long ragsdale look like willie nelson but younger and i used to show up and he was kind of like the car was on the side of the road but it was also sort of still in the woods and i would hand this man. Cash my babysitting cash to get beanie babies and my mom supported this. What the fuck. I really need to talk to somebody about those days. Be i think beanie babies in the back of a car. Your of the age of fifty year fucking dress like patti the platypus interim saying let's people are where people are getting freaky. My favorite show ever was that show on. Tlc i'm in love with like my couch but it was like a weird obsession show one woman eight inner lining that the down lining of our couch. Another lady was married to her car. She had a red corvette and she literally fuck it guys at this point. If you were to tell me you just said if you dildos like strap on dildos that were stuck to your sunroof. I'd be like that's just michelle. She's a great day so a wild day. I wouldn't think anything of it because it's the blatantly obvious sexy stuff that you're like. Oh that's actually a normal person. She just forgot her. Dildo was on the top of her car. But the beanie babies in the back you know what. I mean the the stick figure stickers on the back of the car the subtle license plate outline. You know that says i. I'd rather be on the appalachian trail that person fucks on the appalachian trail. So you need to start looking for all these subtle sexy signs on cars and nine times out of ten. They're always from ohio. I don't know what the fuck is going on in ohio but everybody from ohio his got a late. You know on the outside of their car how they like to get freaky and that's a lot. Bmi i'm trying to drive to church. I didn't realize that the back of your toyota tercel said honk. If you're feeling horny and love dunkin donuts you know. Did i haunt to shirted. That's what's up guys got to say. Keep your eyes open. You know what i mean. Even though i'm under mild anesthesia. You gotta keep looking for these things because you never know when somebody's going to try and you know slip on a cat costume and fucking a quick trip. 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"anesthesia" Discussed on Absolutely Not
"Do you think they are. Microwaves the airport. Like what do you think. There's a fucking break room know each shrimp burrito colds. I get it i get it. I understand the level of giggle. The you're at. Because that's how i feel this past week. Jeff is said the craziest shit and it's come from such an enduring honest genuine place. We're my mom. And i have looked at each other and gone woj. Listen i've said this. And i know i'm actually quite surprised. I have a lot more mail than i thought with the amount gay straight. Nonbinary whatever. I'm letting you know now. Men are ding dongs. Ding bats. tink tink lights are not fully on some days. Straight men particularly one hundred percent straight without a doubt like the most doger's because it's just it's like they go to eight. Gb women go a back to q two one two three then back to. Why all in like one sentence because we're that much more elevated and your head. We're basically time travelers. i know what jeff is going to say before he says it. Because i've seen myself reacting in the future to this dumb ass fucking comment do you think our microwaves by the gate. That i could heat up my shrubbery. No that's why they have shitty like southwest grill at the fucking airport. Were you gotta buy a horrible chicken and cheese enchilada than have enchiladas. Don't even give him that much. Cheese chicken case dea where the chicken as those fake grow marks on it for forty seven dollars. Tell the airport works. Didn't you know this But they have. I bet i can heat this up at the airport. What are we flying flying southwest. I'm just gonna. I'm gonna had up to the break room for the south west employees break into the break room anita-marie the dow gerwig okay. This sounds so. Fuck that what i'm about to say but jeff literally said it yesterday and we had the biggest laugh about it because it was so endearing he didn't mean it in a creepy way at all i asked him. I said babe you know a because we had to go like you had to go jack off in a cup at the doctor's office we were just laughing. It was so funny. I was like you know we had another friend who has for sperm and we weren't married or whatever i probably sign off. Jeff getting burma. maybe not. I don't know if i can know whatever would you ever give sperm donor to like you know a girlfriend a family friend who again give sperm out. I mean you know who needs it. He was like i mean. Yeah if your girlfriend's needed it. I'll we consider it. I mean if your sister needed vices are needed in why he was like. You can't give cement sister. He's like oh my god. He almost drove the car across six lanes of the highway and just ran us into the media and he was so fucked up that he had set it. But of course it just came from an endearing place off the women in my wife with whatever they needed and i was like. That's incest and he and i laughed so fucking hard and it's probably not even funny moment but he was so genuine about it. Yeah he needs zemun. Does your sister needs Give my sisters come on honey. This isn't like you're helping them move furniture. i said. Hey your twin and be. That's incest real fucking weird. He's like never vulcan say. Tell anybody i saw oo. And i laughed so fucking hard but you know what it also came from such a sweet place. He wanted to give any of the the kind women that he loves in his life. A piece of do they album arcrelief by gate. Or i could heat up mile off divers and not giving your semen to your sister. Come on oh my god. Funnier than shit. I don't know if it's drugs. I don't know of really truly this parallel universe. Living in is just we in a simulation causes shit's to fucking funny. It really is. I also saw jeff the other day. He was making eggs and i noticed that he does a lot. He'll be like you know when the eggs are really running. Kinda still raw. He'll then take fork and lick it. Yeah i said it. He'll lick the yoke and then go back to keep scrambling they're not even like semi irony their full running and he's looking out and i slapped the fork out of his hand the other day probably almost like a domestic. He's well faulk. What was out for as you were just eating raw egg. And when you get salmonella e-coli i'm not dealing with you. You already have diarrhea nine out of ten days of the week. I'm not going to actively watch you destroy your gut health. Oh god so funny. I don't know why. I don't know why your husband asking for if they would let him heat up his burrito in the fucking airport before you guys take off. Your flight is the funniest thing i've ever heard. These are the kind of calls. I need guys. This is real life. I love you. Hi heather this is kaelin calling from michigan with an absolutely not that we need to discuss. Why does everyone act costco. Who lay on their car lake. Mary dying animal on the side of the road and then they go one mile per hour. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's the cart is so large. We're getting so many things in bulk that people suddenly feel the need that they cannot walk up right now. I'm not to have people who are obviously disabled or handicapped or really do need the extra support. I'm coming out. The women like us who are books in busy in our thirties and we are cruising cusco quickly on a saturday afternoon. Just to get some essentials a little bubbly little rose as Good lobster ravioli. And they're acting like they truly cannot walk zero miles per hour clogging the lanes and we need to be better and more efficient. All right. that's love you forever. You are the best. We are so proud of you. You are incredible. Keep going 'cause you're keeping all of us going love you had i ooh girl the costco. Lean exactly what you're talking about now. Here's the deal. I've been guilty of this. There's something about being in a costco where you wanna peruse stroll. I wanna take my time. Now your first problem is you went to cosco on saturday. And i'm going to and tell you that was wrong and i say heather. I have a nine to five job. Well some days you have to take. Pto to get your central's you wanna buy in bulk. It's a half a day. Yes i would take vacation days. So i didn't have to go to costco on a fucking saturday. I'm just now. I've never really worked corporate job because apparently i may quote unquote liability. But if you're working for the man you might need to take vacation day load up. But i know what you're saying there is something about when you get. It's it's like the size of the shopping cart. Your whole foods trader joe's whatever normal size almost petite shopping cart but in but in cosco that big cart. And what i do is i kind of. Put my tits on the railing. I let my tits set there. I'm always sports brought when i go to costco. I've never been in a normal extremely close outfit. I have always been in. F- leisure athletic wear in a costco baseball hat. I'm like flexing my calves. I'm getting my steps in. I've got my apple. Watch on. I've never in my entire life. Just gone into a costco for like one fucking item. That's not. That's not a thing. And i know the joke is like remember when you get a target you go to target for one thing and you leave with so much. I don't really feel that way about target. I don't know why i love target. Don't get me wrong but there's about costco where you're buying food in bulk. Because i'm a fat ass. So i get excited. I'm like you could have one danish or sixty five judges last time. I was in costco. One of the costco members came up to me. And said honey you need a flatbed and trade it out my cart and helped me put all my essentials on a fucking flatbed. Honey you need flatbed. Wow wow too many danishes other too. Many i go in there in f- leisurewear and you know when he's soon as you walk into costco. And they have all like they have the weekly specials right there as you like. Make the turn i got. I got off briefing. Hydration stakes chalk vitamin e. Let's go you know.
"anesthesia" Discussed on Absolutely Not
"Control could fail third of it clear. I do hope that he worked on him if he didn't fuck it. You know what i mean. We all got something you'll be fine can be honest with you. An has td. Can you believe that. I was raw. Dogging it all over the place however don't have a lot eggs so y'all were on penicillin in college. You know what i mean. I guess this is. This was my punishment now. Now that i may married woman i get the punishment now a damn by. Ut is again it's give and take it's a give and take. I'm sorry claremont trying to make this about me and my vaginal health. I'm glad you got it in kind. Is there anything better. And this is gonna sound fucked up some a married woman. And i love my husband. Don't get me wrong. But wasn't that just so much fun when you're like you know when you're young when we young because i haven't had sex with anybody since i was difference does at twenty three when you go home with girls and you're texting you're like hey girls this guy is too good is like one of them kinda crosses after his fifth beer. But i don't give a fuck. I felt his dick like through his jeans. And it is usage. Oh that was the best. And then they go home and they like take off their genes and they had some like not good under almost embarrassing. You know there's always something off about the guys that's how you knew he will. The bar wasn't the one they had. Like kirkland brand underwear and not listen. I love kirkland now. But at the time i expected at least like a ralph lauren moment you know now i'm like you got panties. Fuck out they buy in bulk bitch. It's called savings. It's called being proactive in your financial destiny. Or they pull something. Remember when i would come over to your house. And you'd be out to be hooked up and he take off his jeans like pull something out of his pocket and you see like he had like trident governor like oh god he was just one thing or like his his money clip was weird or there would be one thing off. Its sox something where he'd like. That is why. I'm only bringing home because alcohol. Oh that's why if i was sober. I would notice that you were doing tried. It and i would have gone. It's not move trading. Even a good example like a wrigley's you know what i mean like a wrigley's spearmint and you know when you put that rightly spearman in your mouth when you chew it makes your mouth water so much you think you wanna vomit. That makes sense because what. I'm talking about You know it was the worst. I ca. I don't fuck with due to wear undershirts. i'm sorry. Don't wear an undershirt. That's not my look. I like a button down with chest hair out. If you don't have just air. Just i'm not i don't fuck with it. That's not for me. If you're married to a guy wears shirt good for you. That's his life that's y'all's life not mine. You know what. I mean when people are attracted to men with ads. I'm not. I am but okay. Wow they anastasius catching up to you. Guys i'm sorry i'm spiraling my point is when you hook up with the dude and you get home and there'd always do one thing off but you didn't give a shit because you like i felt as dick at the bar. It felt medium-sized. I'm ready to go. But i love that all remember controlled trot me. Hey clark trained to trap you okay. You had a fruit by the foot in your back pocket of your horrific hollister jeans. I don't even know what grown man still wears hollister and still fits in it. But i'm only allowing you to come lay down on. I really high thread count sheets because you have a medium dick and your breath isn't terrible. Now go down on me and we'll talk later. I am taking a half day off. 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Oh speaking of though. I had a great doorman two buildings in new york but my sister and her building in atlanta had a doorman super friendly. He knew she was an attorney yet and then he started deeming her Text messaging addict picks one day. And she's like this kind of threatening. Like i live in this building. You know what apartment i'm in i have never solicited. I don't flirt with you. i'm kind to you. I chit chat. You know my my sister's everybody should in no way of. I've been asking this man to see his penis and then he started texting Picks and legitimately murphy a good guy but clear. I hear what you're saying. I mean absolutely s getting labor. Absolutely not You know fucking riffraff. These guys you think you like. Oh my god dick. He smells like aqua. Go for ching coban. Okay this is it. His peter millar golf shirt on this. And then you get home and he pulls wrigley fuck and spearmint gum out of his pants. Is got kirkland brand panties on l. Kill me now. It was a mirage from the waist up. He lifts his head off the pillow. And you realize there's dander this guy's got a dry scalp. What the fuck dealing year. Go back to your parents house. I kinda go. Commodore man see if he's still interested. And that's where we're at. Wow this is tj taking me on a ride next caller. Hey girl. So i just listened to your. I'm going to florida episode. This is lizzy from kentucky by the way and as it would have it. I was in flawed With my husband on a very much needed vacation and time away from our kids and just life in general and it was absolutely amazing. And my absolutely you don't be funny and so if your time but we were eating at this restaurant and it's just like a little dive face the kind where like you said you have hit out. Shrimp bucket full margarita. Cold all of the things and my husband got this boom boom shrimp burrito and he could eat all of it because naturally everything's bigger in florida and he actually asked the morning revue flew out. He had the burrito with them. Because you know why we're here at the airport. We're in naples. Do you think that they have a microwave. The air the airport that they've let us use And i honestly that. I had brain numb function for a second. We asked me the question because the questions you think fixing their report their public microwave for you so the you you..
"anesthesia" Discussed on Absolutely Not
"Everybody were the bestest friends we weren't. Oh sorry kind of i right now. I should have a really sharp reaction to that. I just finally reacted to that. Was we were. And that's flex on my part. But you know what i mean. There's always when you're thriving when you're in your hot girl summer when you're in spain eating by drinking a crisp glass of kava all the bitches are going to come out. Now what are they doing. They're hanging back this summer. Watching their dushi boyfriend named levi play travel baseball. That's exactly what these girls are doing. What are you gonna do for the summer. I'm gonna follow around levi. He's got a bunch of big tournaments you know he's trying to go d one so i'm just gonna follow him around for this summer. Where all the tournaments mostly in. Kansas and kentucky. That's where i'm going to be this summer. Don't be mad at me. Don't be mad at madison that you're hanging out with levi watching his baseball games. If jeff was on a traveling baseball team i would say i'll see mak- knows when you wrap the season now will madison be set up for success later. 'cause probably levi will end up getting recruited and then he'll go to the big leagues and he'll be making forty five million dollars a year and she'll be living in a pin house somewhere in west palm. Yes technically yes but right now for the subtext of this story to make you feel better about your life. They're both losers but honestly she's investing in her future because like a very promising baseball player. This is so consumer super. Why would i ever do a podcast on mild anesthesia. Wow because i don't stop ansley. Don't stop. I don't have time to stop we out here. I really love his ex product. I've been using them for a year. Now and now they've come around on the other side to the dark side of the podcast world and we're working together and it's frigging exciting. I'm talking about and they are. I got it in like a gift basket. 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But i have a weird feeling that the economy's gonna crash at the end of the year. I just been on economy tiktok. It's gotten really scary. So i'm like ninety nine percent. Sure the economy's going to crash. I don't know if italy's we're going to make it another year. But i'm trying to be optimistic. Really really really wanna wedding italy and pissed so while you're thriving in spain ensley bitching about the hose back home. Who are now blowing up your spot. Remember i canceled my wedding seven times so the fact that you tried to make this a humble flex is really just making me spiral. Now that the anesthesia's make my head bubble but also i'll meet you in spain. You got the hook up on the pay a fucking love a us to. I thrive on top us. Now the only thing we tapas. I order my own tapas. I'm not going to get small plates. And then sher said small plates with you. I like larger plate. You know what i mean so we both order the same amount of small plates. And you don't ever try and get take a bite off my small plate we're gonna be fucking great and amazing travel buddies. Yeah when you're doing well that's when they want to come out but when you're at rock bottom after your dad's died and your staircase crying in a costco parking lot. Do they even knock on the window to check on you know they don't why because everyone is horrific self absorbed so we just keep your head up. Remember who's been with us since the beginning and when madison calls 'cause she's jelly are thriving. Be kind to her. Because you're going to need her to invite you to parties whence levi plays for the yankees letting. Now get to the next voicemail. Heather sugar claire calling from seattle absolutely in an absolutely not so absolutely yes not bar last night and i met a stranger and i got laid and it was fucking awesome. My absolutely not is that when me and the guy that i met the bar relieving. He suggested that we go to my apartment. 'cause i mentioned that i live alone. Oh okay and over to my place and then later it's revealed that he lives with his parents still and then right before we were about to have sex he goes. Hey your birth control ray Like y'all why he's like. Yeah 'cause i just don't want you to trap me. And i was like you live with your parents. An i like live in an apartment that pay for myself and work full-time in tech and have stock options investing. Why the fuck would i be trying to trap you. And he was like damn good point. God so i believe absolutely not too stupid ass minute. Oh clear wow this is a doozy for sure and absolutely yes annonymously. Not this is fucking hysterical. First of all congratulations on getting late. I'm thrilled for you after being on all these hormones i'm realizing how important is that as women. We take back our sexual prowess okay. Get yourself whatever you need. Start having sex against safely consensually of course but we need it. We need to take the power back. We need to take power back. We're not here just to create life also here to get laid and have a good time so clear. I'm thrilled for you. Now however as you know you are taking your sexual prowess. Naturally naturally things got to come to a screeching halt when the guys says order wanna get chopped. Clark in wanna got chopped. This bitch has stock options. She works in tech. Is she lives in seattle clark. She probably has a nordstrom credit card. Because that's where nordstrom headquarters is. Because i love nordstrom great tomato soup decisions dudes though so all on. I got dropped. Hugh live with your fucking parents do too. But i make money you know. It's a different situation. Do i have stock options. Maybe i gotta call my financial adviser first of all clear. You sound like a bad bitch. Okay bad bitch. And i know your apartment is like a mixture of cb two and west elm. You know what i mean. I could feel the vibe. I know the aesthetic. You got great like white sheets. You've got a little bit of funky mid century modern furniture. But you for sure have a fiddle fig tree that's real you don't have a fake when you have a real one and somehow maintain it. I'm hoping though that this guy when he walked into your -partment before he said chop me oriole birth control. First of.
"anesthesia" Discussed on Absolutely Not
"Get like contaminated so you literally have to in a sterile environment jerk off while watching. God only knows what he's into and then you've got to catch the seem in a cup. You know what i mean. You'd like jerk off into the air. Catch it in a cup. Put the seal on and then walk out and sit in the living a waiting room with about forty other women who don't give a fuck the you're there like all the dude that come into this clinic or like put their hoodie on. It was up john. I'm here for my semen. Sample the lady that the front office like sit down in that chair will be with you in a minute and jeff just like king of the castle all at them know what's good knew. You didn't hunting. You wiped your hands off and then went and sat in the car and probably a sandwich. Y'all know my mom. And i have a tight relationship and i got my mom the gift of story worth for mother's day and she loved it. I mean i definitely got points for that. And i just think it's an incredible thing that you can share with that mother figure in your life or father's day's coming up with that father figure in your life. It's just so great. And i'm explaining to you. What's to reword this it's an online service at helps anybody in your life share stories through thought provoking questions about their memories and personal thoughts. It's a fun new way to engage with them. Especially if you can't be together person so how it works is every week story worth emails. Your mom or your dad or whoever you're sharing this within your life a different story prompt. It's a question that you've never thought to ask. Like what is some of the best advice your mother ever gave you or if you could choose any talents to have what would they be and then story worth will basically put that together. There's no shortage of surprises. When reading the weekly stories and they make your family feel close. Maybe even if you're not together after one year story worth compile all of your mom's stories dad's friend stories including photos into beautiful keepsake book. That is ship for free. If you're a pisces. Like mean you're looking for sentimental gift. It's about sharing and experience together. I really think you're gonna love story worth. Give anybody in your life that you want to have a meaningful gift. Given to this father's day this mother's day. Whatever whenever you want for flag day fourth of july christmas i cannot tell much joy worth get started right away with no shipping required. Good story worth dot com slash. Absolutely you get ten dollars off your first purchase again. That story worth w. o. r. T. h. dot com slash absolutely for ten dollars off but anyways made it. I love anesthesia. I feel good. I've taken a hard nap medically induced comas or kind of fun. Mean it wasn't a coma was out for like twenty minutes but we did it. We went through with. That will see. I don't know it's up to god. Now live laugh love but thank you to everybody in this community who has just been really encouraging. And you get it and you understand. I've been a hormonal fucking mess. And i'm so excited to get off these drugs and i'm done and i think i'm gonna go to a sweat lodge. I'm trying to see made the and caicos this week. I don't know if that's going to happen. Because i a if i could just down with vaccine it'd be fine but not gonna get pcr tests. And i don't at the time it's gonna work out yet anyways first world problems however. Oh speaking of first world problems and i'm spitballing right now. But it's because i'm on drugs. I'm in a full-blown. Hoa war with this bitch and my neighborhood and this woman is nasty. And i really want to say her name out loud. But i'm not going to. But i just want you guys to know that shit hit the fan and will continue to hit the fan and these people are members of our country club. So i don't know if the fight goes down in the cul de sac in our neighborhood or at the club. I don't want to get banned from my mom. But i think i need to have a couple words with this woman in our neighborhood. Who is now bitching that we painted. Our house made upgrades to the house which looked absolutely beautiful because this woman is an unhinged white woman who has nothing better to do with their time than to call my mom and scream at her at three. Am and then hang up the phone. I know where you live. Sadly it's two doors down. And i'm not fucking with you. Do you hear me. Let's call her linda. That is not her name. She was on walk the other morning. She waved and she was with a new neighbor. I was so tempted to roll down the window and go. Hey linda how are you. Oh you guys new neighbors. Welcome to our neighborhood. Watch out for this when she's a psycho kant and then just world the one in kiko. I didn't 'cause you know my catch phrases. It's not worth it. So what do i do. I have a huge platform. And i come on here and bitch and complain and you subtle hints. But don't really give away the whole back secured the bag though secured the bag this morning. This doesn't even make sense. I'm just letting you know. Anesthesia is a good time. all right. let's get into the voice mails. I want to hear what the hell y'all been up to as always you can call the hotline eight hundred two one three seven five zero three the absolutely not line. I love you. I mean it. Thanks for being here. let's get into it. I've re recording this. Because i called you at six thirty in the morning and i felt that was wrong. This is as like from dallas. Texas omits digi g. My absolutely not is people coming into your life and coming trying to sneak their way back into your life when they see thriving and being a hot girl and they just want a little piece of you. And it's really. It's sad like this morning in the past few weeks. I'm back home from school. And i've had all these people trying to get back in my life. Now that they've seen that are wanting frolics in spain for a little bit did my zoom these in spain no flex but here we are and so i think it's also because mercury is renegading. Pretty hard right now might be it but anyway. That's my absolutely not. I wanna know how you feel. Love you heather. Listen to you all the time to work have a good day. Bye ensley from dallas texas. Wow i love this was a subtle flex not even a subtle flex. Actually it was a hard flex. I liked that the question was had. What do you think about people who then try. Blow your spot. Come into your life will blowing up your spot. I'm sorry that that's not the right blueberry spies when somebody tries to kinda snitch on you right but you're joe. I'm sorry i'm under mild dj. So you're telling me that people are trying to come into your life everyday see you thriving first of all how the fuck to get into spain. I knew spain. Like it's kind of open but i love that you like you just went to spain. Did you study abroad in spain. Just now and he came back. And you're like people want to know why i was in spain. Yeah me fucking to ansley. I had to cancel my wedding. Italy would love to know what we're doing spain. I make it to portugal the summer to say just watch out or croatia. Croatia like below dag mediterranean. Cruise vibe. my friends. And i are talking about renting a boat and croatia and then maybe portugal and then montenegro montenegro is actually tomorrow the name of an amaro from italy. But i want to go to montenegro. Actually the country. To anyways i digress. I'm mouth in a seizure. Get off my dick. So you're saying that you're out there living thriving and now everybody wants to see you. But we're with these people before. Guess what. I can relate to this. You know when. I was originally living at my mom's house didn't have a pot to piss in the calls were few and far between but now the chelsea that my vision board is working. I've got girl's name. Emily just showing up in my house. Hey girl eight these voices. Hey girl crazy we have not toxins are old days as delta. Gamma is because i was a digital miss Here's the crazy. I'm going to be in atlanta with twenty girlfriends. We are wondering. Could you get a free meal. Stark fresca tari love. You be what what you think. I'm gonna go out on a limb and get you free aren. Cini you think you get a free shirk cute on my time. My name is a girl that lives in atlanta. Already sisters tells.
Keep Breathing: Avoiding Hypoxia with the McMurray Enhanced Airway
"I have to magnificent nurse leaders with us. I i've got roxanne mcmurray. She has been a nurse for thirty five years in practicing anesthesia around thirty. She is the inventor of the mcmurray enhanced airway and also the co founder of mcmurray. Medical group mcmurray is a retired. Clinical assistant professor insistent program director in the nurse anesthesia program in the graduate school of nursing at the university of minnesota mcmurray. I also have on the podcast today. Noah hendler he is a nurse practitioner healthcare technologist and strategist who helped value-based episodic care models initiating some of the nation's first bundled payment programs he served on the front lines in busy urban trauma centers lead clinical informatics work through post acute settings and helped deliver new levels of transparency for both medication. Reconciliation anna hearings. Noah's co founder of sun sale and roxanne is also very involved in the organization. And today i am just privileged to have both of you on the podcast. It's a pleasure to have you both and so nurses are at the center of everything we do. This campaign has been such an education for me and i know for the listeners. To over fifty percent of care provided to everyone is from a nurse cova shots are coming from nurses. You guys are so important and we appreciate and love and value us. I want to start by saying that. Also wanna know what is it that inspires you in this work so go ahead. Let us know what that is actually saw. I think it's important to underscore your point. That nurses really are the largest workforce healthcare and. That's something that is overlooked off and something that has definitely become central to my work. I entered healthcare as the second career after the death. Good friend that he wasn't when he died cernan. Apart of meeting meagerly. I felt address. Nothing releasing to much and i kind of drifted further away from where i begun my career working directly with people actually photographing looked at rhonda. Kids were survivors of the genocide. Hasn't success evolving software but in the wake my friends death. I just felt like i needed to contribute in a more direct
Bringing Hope for Heart Failure with CCM Therapy with Simos Kedikoglou
"Cmos such a pleasure to have you here today. Thank you very much sean. It's great to be here. Thank you and so you know you are In from the uk and a love that you know the work you guys are doing from there is translatable. You know the nih and there's a lot of learning that we could do in the us health system and overall just In general across the globe. But you know before we dive into the work that you're doing at impulse than amex tell us a little bit about you and what inspires your work in. Healthcare against cat is eight phil to work in because you cannot do well for our employees for shareholders for the people of the impulse team by doing good for the patients getting the best thing for the patient galloping damage what inspires every day. We have quite a lot of Gauged on our website where patients themselves are talking with them or they spontaneously talked about how we have been able to change. That lives in. This is very motivating. That he's Everybody wants to have professional fulfillment but seeing this patient at being able to play with the grandchildren go shopping. Were their partner win. The davis likud then is something we find very motivating. Yeah for sure. And it's just a an amazing time to be able to do it. We do in health care and so talk to us about your company and how exactly you guys are adding value to the healthcare ecosystem. Yes they now makes has developed. Ccm technology which is for patients in with caught fire. We had intervention had feigned grew. Having implantable device is for those patients that have exhausted financial statement by that not yet sick enough to qualify for a heart transplant or a full replacement off the palm of device. This is a lot of patience. Six or seven million patients globally. Roughly one one and a half in the united states and these the hatfield epidemic is growing fast the american heart estimates that is growing aspect four percent but he had a number of grocery four percent but he had are very valid our patients they can walk at most one flight of stairs. They can walk a thousand feet and then they stopped short of breath. They edit three from deep official daily life. They cannot go to church or the synagogue. They cannot go shopping. They cannot spend time with family went. We do is to try to help them to leave the latch that we have developed so extensive clinical trials and genetic development a device that makes them be to enjoy life again and we have immortal that the hope is here and i think this is how we think we're adding value now. We have also shown on many occasions that will reduce there okay. The frequency of their visits to the hospital the space course very much and so we save on resources. We have a detached of technology allows them to go for long without the pledge. Michelle we do. Take into account the economics. We actually value to the system but we also create value to the patients themselves by to join that lives. Now that's fantastic and simos so the so the work you guys doing. Obviously you guys have brought the technology to the us really globally. You're based in europe. But sounds like you're making a big difference here would you say makes. Ccm therapy just different or unique and what it's able to provide to patients show the communist based out of the united states and the technology brain development has been done in the united states. You jesse is unique is that we are helping people through a completely different way before People getting mushroom shorter treatment. Obviously everybody will exist for excitement before they concede that any device but instead of moving to the very invasive transplants ridiculous divides thinks that costs hundreds of thousands of dollars Ways for the patient we have stimulate or show. Take very unique concept we had. We had to develop survey stake in more than twenty years of research and more than obligations that basically trains the myocardium eight single it like when you go to the treadmill and you Start getting exercise overtime over the three months winter. You start feeling better. It's a very similar without device to very simple implant. It's now the fifth generation of the infants advantage simply for forty five minutes at basis typically. Go back out the same day at home and they don't even need anesthesia for implantation. Just like the dacian. This feeling better. They see the effect building up and This is what they consider. Unique is not only that it's a completely different not replacing the pump. Were just training the supporting the pump and training it to make able to deliver the blast at body needs but also that it's a fairly simple process. You know justified the five minute implant. The patient typically has to charge because we usually childhood by any to charge launch a week for forty forty five minutes and we have shown that more than ninety nine and a half percent of patients soundtrack. Because they see improvement cho- i would consider the uniqueness here is the concept itself which is malaysian. But from the patient's standpoint relatively big help for a relatively low invade not very invasive procedure and not quieting loss from this patient other than a weekly detach very good very good and is it charged externally or how how is it. It is a tax completely Just like your to say back. The judging and In new generations of the device which i'm happy to talk we are actually improving what we get out of. The device show not only the patients chancing but also devices being every week so we get out of the typical court lahore liberty three months in check your device which is just a bad into the basin. We have to think it through from the beginning in a way that is convenient to the patient inefficient for the healthcare system.
Take a Trip To the Island of Crete
"Let's start today's show with a look at what you can find when you visit the largest of the greek islands crete. It's where the earliest advanced civilizations in europe were found more than four thousand years ago. We're joined by greek travel. Experts david and anastacia guy tanu. Our conversation was recorded prior to the covid. Pandemic closures david. How're cretans. The people who live on crete different from greeks and their outlook. I don't think there's a proud of person to be found in greece than creighton. Credence are extremely proud of their long history. There island and they're wonderful food. The people from crete really see themselves as being a little bit different to the people from the greek mainland anesthesia. When you think of the pride of crete people and the traditions. How does that survive in their dress. In the way the look when we travel there you can find that still worn by older people in the largest cities bad. You find it definitely in out in the country and in small villages and the further up you go on the mountains the more you find that and you have this. Very particular scoff. That they were on their head. It's black of course and usually there is also big moustache underneath definitely because that's Masculine thing and they have a black shirt in. They have brown trousers. That up. The very distinct and to create and usually black boots and i was struck when i went to crete that these traditions survive more there than elsewhere in europe. I mean everything's becoming modern in the same issue travel around more and more but increased. You do find those traditions alive David i was an increase just last june and having been there for a while i was wondering with ride. See some of these things like the old britches and the long boots and the the coach but to my great surprise they have not disappeared in fact they've now become trendy and symbols for the young symbols for the young. Would that be. Is that sort of an expression of independence. I think it's because they see themselves different and they wanted to let people know that they're proud of their traditions. There's lot of guns returned. There used to be synonymous with crate guns. But you see less of these days although when you go walking plenty of cartridges from the hunting season is that right what would they be hunting farm firm and anything that moves birds. Rabbits has if you're an athens. How easy is it to get down to create. It couldn't be more simple because there's Boats that do the trip overnight. And there's lots of lights with a gna so let's see you got five days crete. What would you do david. If you're helping me plan my very if going have five days. I would stick to the north and i would stick to iraq leo which is the capital and access point fo the famous minoan palace of knossos. And then i would go across honey. Which is the second city on crete. And it's just a beautiful Old venetian city from honey. Can't you go up to the top of the mountain in hike down the gorge of samaria. Have you ever had that. yes i have. what's it like. well you have a very long descend and the beginning. It's in kilometers about four kilometers to go down. You just go down a winding backing back inbound down and then you move through the gorge. But they're really beautiful spots at that gorge in you meet people. There are people there. There is once goal the gate in the result shepherd they who knows of course every guide and every person who goes often through that gorge unusually. He has cheese. And if you know you can well he can bring some other stuff out as well and you see. Also a lot of the very unique flora and fauna of crete and the. Raise your liking usually. You're uc wild ibex. That they have their only on crete and has a very funny name. Actually it's called click critically. Can i xe david. If i remember correctly the tourist generally catch a minibus or something up for the almost like at sunrise and then they walk switch backing down then. They have a long hike along the river with little places to swim along the way they reach a very very narrow part in the gorge where you can almost stretch your arms out and touch either of the sheer cliffs and then at the bottom you have a beautiful remote beach and boat waiting to take you to the next town from where you catch the shuttle bus back to your home. Base is still basically the routine that is still the routine la. They have come up with an alternative for the lazy person who does not want to do the whole walk. You can take a boat to. I think it's really the base of the gorge and you can do what they say. The gorge short way. When you simply walk up to the iron gates and walk back again undone to all the other stuff okay. So there is for the quick tourist and for the person wants to spend a little more
Novak Djokovic Beats Taylor Fritz but Is Hurt at Australian Open
"Its aunt around four. At the aussie. Open four serena williams jet to set points to beat anesthesia. Pot up a seven six six to the thirty. Nine year old the serena williams again seeking to tie the record at twenty four grand slam titles. Not so easy on the men's side. For the reigning champion novak djokovic won the first two sets then suffered a fall and was clearly in some pain dropped two sides then ultimately won the fifth beating taylor fritz in a match that just ended a little while ago so he is able to move
That Good Night With Sunita Puri
"We're talking with dr sunita puri who works at the keck school of medicine at university of southern california as the daughter of a doctor sue. Nita grew up watching an admiring her mother's work so my mom's job was literally part of our household. I really think of medicine as the fifth person or concept living in our home in addition to my parents and my brother. And i and i really vividly remember. I must have been five years old. And i remember her leaving at probably four thirty five in the morning to drive from where we lived in evansville indiana to louisville where she was a resident in kentucky and i remember her in her blue blue font and her surgical scrubs and every day. I would hear her getting ready to go. It's like i was time to wake up at that time. And i would just start crying. I try to grab onto her legs so she wouldn't go. My dad would have to pull me off of her. I think my brother was an infant at the time so he doesn't remember this. But i always had this deep craving for my mother to be around more than she was and at the same time i remember being like probably six years old and going to the hospital with her and her holding my hand and us going into the post anesthesia. Care unit. she's an anesthesiologist. So after her patients came out of the operating room she would go check on them and so she took me with her. And i must not have been really even tall enough to see much over the hospital beds of these patients. But i remember my mom letting go of my hand and holding. Her patients hand that movement of her hand stands in my mind very clearly because she did put her hands on patients. She touched them with her hands and with her words and she would tell them. You did great in surgery house. You noncha- how's your pain. What can i do to help you feel better now that the hardest part is over and i just remember looking at her and the tenderness of her voice was the same with her patients as it was with me and i'll never forget the smell in the post anesthesia. Care unit of this kind of mix of clorox and some other very tough cleaning agents. I'll never forget the moans. I heard from patients who needed pain medicine. And i'll never forget how my mother would not just look down at them. She'd often pull up a chair so that they didn't have to crane their necks and she was i level with them and that to me really showed me not just how you can be a doctor but how you can be a human being connecting with another person. That was what soon nida envisioned for her life. That kind of connection. I was very conflicted about whether to go into medicine. I always have had the heart of a writer in a more creative person played piano classically for many years. I read voraciously. I wrote horrible teenage poetry. And i always had this more artistic bent me and in college. I really struggled with whether i want to go into medicine or whether i want to teach english in high school whether i just want to be a writer on my own terms and what ultimately led me to medicine was because i really wanted to be in the world as my mother was and knowing that that was her way of contributing to the betterment of the world it was always something that had this gravitational pull for me. I also really loved anatomy. Physiology biology and figuring out how those things interact with someone psyche so it was always there but i really decided not to go as a time writer because that pulled a little harder at me.
SolarWinds - The Gift That Keeps On Giving - DTNS 3943 - burst 04
"You're unique and so are your taxes. Turbo tax live has experienced tax experts. Who listen to you. Learn about your unique tax situations and answer your questions and on top of all that they can do your taxes from start to finish. Maybe you started investing and want some reassurance from an expert that you're doing things right maybe you're now self employed and needs some expert advice on what qualifies as a home office deduction or maybe it rather have an expert file your taxes for you so you can focus on what matters most no matter what. Your situation is turbo. tax live tax. Experts can answer your questions. Give tax advice review your return before you file or even do it all for you. Turbo tax live. Gives you confidence that you're uniquely you. Taxes are done right into a turbo tax. Live file with the help of an expert or let an expert file for you coming up on how to clone someone security key roku by some qube and we'll make the apple cars. This is the daily tech news for friday january. Eighth twenty twenty. One in los angeles on tom. Merit and from studio redwood on sarah lane from studio colorado. I'm shannon morris drawn the top tech stories in cleveland. I'm lynn per nine. The show's producer. Roger j we were just talking about a cas product that makes you ice cream and ninety seconds whenever you wanted and why roger never cries wider conversation join our expanded show. Good day internet at patriotair dot com slash dpd s. Let's start with a few things you should know. Amazon has discontinued its prime pantry. Grocery and household item service products previously available in pantry will now be available like any other products on amazon. So it's not going away to gather but the service itself prime pantry launched in twenty fourteen offering reduced shipping on up to forty five pounds of household goods for a monthly fee. Amazon node vied prime pant pantry subscribers about the closure in december and then issued refunds the. Uk's competition and markets authority launched an investigation into google's privacy sandbox. That would block third party. Cookies in chrome regulator received complaints from the marketers for an open web coalition saying the plan would abuse google's dominant position in online advertising. So the investigations going to evaluate. If the privacy sandbox changes would concentrate advertising spending market share with google samsung launched the galaxy chromebook to a cheaper version of the galaxy chromebook at launched last year so instead of four k it has a ten eighty p lcd screen with less storage fewer cameras less ram. It's also heavier and thicker overall but it also now starts at five hundred forty nine dollars instead of one thousand dollars. That has a thirteen point. Three inch nineteen twenty by ten eight hundred sixteen nine. Lcd touchscreen with the dual core intel seller on five twenty five you upgradable to an intel core. I three ten ten eleven ten one. one zero. You eight gigs. Ram and one hundred twenty five gigs of storage for six hundred ninety nine dollars a shortage of semiconductors affecting automakers. Volkswagen said last month that they needed to adjust first-quarter manufacturing plans around the globe because of the shortage. Now honda says it will cut domestic output by about four thousand cars this month at one of its factories in japan nissan is adjusting production numbers for its note hatchback model and ford has moved up previously planned downtime at a kentucky plant for its sport utility vehicle factory to the jin chips all right. Well we're talking about cars. Let's talk about the the apple car. Yeah a lot of rumors as of late will really over the last few years. But but but the rumors had resurfaced recently and hyundais. Now talking to apple about kerr's so says the company hyundai representative told cnbc quotes. We understand that apple isn't discussion with a variety of global automakers including hyundai motor as the discussion is at its early stage. Nothing has been decided. Korean economic daily said that apple suggested the arrangements and hundred was reviewing the terms that involved e production and also battery development hyundai has had his own battery platform called e. g. m. p. going into production later this year. So might be saying what you're doing. Reuters sources say that apple would like to produce a passenger vehicle by twenty twenty four however might not be that date bloomberg's mark gurman reports in thomas e. v. from apple is five to seven years away and michio recently said he wouldn't be surprised if it takes until twenty twenty eight. Yes what's probably going on. Here is apple and i think this significant part has decided to start investigating how they would build. Whatever it is. They're going to build whether it's a whole car or an integrated platform and they're going to different manufacturers and parts suppliers and folks like magna including hyundai. And saying what are you got. How can you help us with this. And is a great company for this because they make parts they make systems. They make full cars. There's all kinds of services in the conday company that could play a part with apple so it may not be. That apple knows what they want from hyundai. It may just be that they're going and saying hey let's talk. You do a lot of the kinds of things that we think we're going to need. I'm pretty excited about this. I just got my first hyundai ever this year and my perception of this story was weight but hyundai currently uses android auto and a lot of their their cars. So i would love to see. How apple would integrate Hyundai's current technologies into something that is very useful for that apple ecosystem not just looking at e itself but also the The the systems inside of it the controls in how they would manage that four a driver and a passenger in the car. Yeah i mean. I think that's one of the big questions that i have is okay. Let's say let's say it's hyundai that that applet ended up working with with clearly not set in stone at least from what we know at this point. But let's say it's the companies for kicks. Let's imagine that that's what it is. Yeah it is. It is an apple car that hyundai produces a lot of parts for the way that works with lots of other companies to produce other hardware for apple. I mean that that's the loftiest kind of goal that we're looking at and maybe that would take till twenty twenty eight at you know if if apple was lucky. I think it probably has more to do with like you said shannon not that you know android auto wouldn't still be prevalent in a lot of passenger vehicles but maybe at some sort of it's a special relationship. It's it's a special kind of os inside a car that is supposed to you. Know i don't know move some merch because What apple is providing on the software side is is. Is that much more interesting. I really don't know if you look at that. Bloomberg article mark gurman sources are saying that Tesla people that apple has hired are working on things like interior exterior. Drive train stereo. Desist the kinds of things. You need when you're building a car not carting a software platform so then the question becomes is it the apple car period. Maybe hendaye makes it. Maybe somebody else makes it. And you know they'll figure out how to distribute it or is it the apple car by sunday and you go to hyundai dealership to buy it the way you went to an. At and t. store to an apple iphone but it's really apples car in cooperation with sunday. Are there multiple partners. I mean that's all the kind of stuff we're waiting to see but it really does feel like we have gotten to the point where this is no longer just yeah. They're working on project titan. They don't know what they're gonna do to. They have an idea. It's more than just software and they're working out the details. Maybe they don't even know that yet. Well i'm interested to see what happens but we also have some other news. Security among the systems impacted by the solar winds attack is the electron filing system. Used by the us federal courts at investigation is underway to determine if confidentiality of documents filed with the courts was breached and as a result starting wednesday confidential documents filed with the courts will be stored on standalone systems. Not uploaded big difference so these are documents sealed from public access because they contain sensitive information like investigative techniques identities of informants and a lot more other. Us federal agencies affected included the justice department the state treasury and energy departments as well solar winds has engaged. The krebs stay most security consulting group to help deal with this attack. That firm was formed by alex. Stamos the former chief security officer at yahoo and facebook and chris krebs the former director of the us cybersecurity and infrastructure security agency or sisa. So krebs was fired last month. By the president after finding no evidence of with voting systems in the twenty twenty election. Yeah stamos first of all brilliant for those two to team up and smart for solar winds to engage them for what they say is Helping with transparency with companies that are affected But this we we are not done finding out how bad this is. There are reports that there may have been other ways that this whoever is behind this intruded beyond just solar winds. They're finding evidence of that. They have not been able to root out the people that got into this vulnerability from all systems yet. They're still in there in a lot of cases. And you know this. This kind of confidential information is exactly the kind of thing you fear that someone would get intruding into a government system informants investigative techniques that you can now learn from to evade being prosecuted or caught yourself. That's that's crown jewel type stuff it's it's very interesting. In fact krebs spoke on record saying that it could potentially take years to figure out how deep the solar winds attack actually went and how many different kinds of infrastructure. You know brands and everything that it might have affected so this is not something. That's going to die anytime soon. I'm glad that they are reaching out. Craig's and stay most though because that i agree with you tom. It's excellent. excellent team roku made a few interesting announcements roku says. Npd data shows that the roku s was the top selling smarter operating system in the us and canada in two thousand twenty thirty one percent market share in canada. Thirty eight percent in the united states That's pushed the samsung's tizen number two. At least we don't actually know samsung's ties and was number. One in two thousand nineteen also announced a wireless soundbar reference design that uses wifi for its roku. Tv ready program remember. Last year roku announced the program which had a designed for wired. Sound bars. The program includes tcl. Pokemon on an element has just announced. They'll join as well with two point. Two point one ready sound bars roku tv ready to expand internationally later this year as well. But here's the big roku news roku has agreed to acquire exclusive global distribution rights to more than seventy five Shows documentaries some of which had not been released before qube shutdown. So there'll be some new stuff that nobody's ever seen after their exclusivity deal expires. That'll happen in a bit more than a year. Depending on the show roku will still have the rights to show the content just not exclusively until thousand twenty seven the content will have to be presented in original increments of ten minutes or less. The deal doesn't let them stitch it altogether. The content will be added to the more than forty thousand movies and tv shows already available. In the roku channel shows include from Be anyway punked. Murder house. Flip and dummy which stars anna kendrick. I never watched the new punk. I heard had its moments. The whole qube thing. It's really interesting to me because it was sort of like. It crashed and burned so quickly. And there's a lotta shot and friday around folks in the industry about it. And i think that's not because qube was doing things wrong. It was because the company had raised so much money time. Because you know. They had meg whitman. Jeffrey katzenberg who are you know. Heavy hitters and there was a little bit of like you are being to embassies and therefore you shall fail. The company did fail and the idea that some creators will have a new life on another platform shows. That just don't even saw but people still worked on. And maybe you're really good. I think this this makes a lotta sense and good for roku to get exclusivity for at least a few years so does roku have to wait at all in order to start showing this content or can happen immediately. I don't know when the start date. Whenever the deal is you know goes into effect. Then they'll immediately be able to to show it so you know within a month or so it would be my guess anyway but no they. They don't have once. The deal is actually in effect. They don't have to wait. What's going on here. is that the baby. Production companies own the rights to their own stuff but they have a two year exclusive for each one of their shows with qube and those two year exclusives are now being transferred to roku so roka will be able to have the exclusive for the remainder of whatever. The period was with quick. That's why it's more a year. Exclusively goes away then they still have the right to show it until twenty twenty seven but the production companies that made it can now start shopping at around to other places as well so the production companies do hold the content and remember this is just the content. Qube is still in a over. Its turnstile technology which is holding it up from selling its technology and i would expect once it resolves that lawsuit should resolve it in a way that they still hold their technology. They'll sell that to so this isn't the last you're going to hear could be selling off a part of it. I would imagine. Gotcha yeah that whole. The whole technology part of qube was again was an ambitious thing that was released at a very inopportune time in twenty twenty when everyone was like. We're just sitting at home like we don't need this like mobile phone technology. It's like cool that you can shifted around but you can't even cast thing. I mean the company did fix that pretty soon after allow about she was just. I mean it's just did. The timing couldn't be worse but that technology when you think of it in a variety of other form factors such as monitors that swivel talked about some of those yesterday. I don't know that qube or tiktok or snapchat or all of the stuff where we're like. Oh yeah that's the. That's the portrait view. Rather than landscape view. That works for certain apps is is is all that this is four. I think there's more to it So we'll see what happens and there's patents and things that are always valuable because you can use those to extract some concessions and money and stuff. So yeah expect that all to come join the conversation in our discord which you can join by linking to a patriotic. Can't get in there and talk about your favourite qube shows with all the other discord folks. Just lincoln to your patriotic out at patriotair dot com slash. Dpd s all right shannon. How do you clone a security key. Well i i will say please do not stop using your security keys because of this story i will explain it. Researchers from ninja lab published a paper on thursday showing how you could clone a google tightened security gate this is a two factor authentication key which is very similar to a you. Be key that you have to plug in or tap in order to access an account after putting in your username or your password credentials. Were both so in order to pull off the clone. You would need physical access to the key for about ten hours. Sometimes a minimum of ten hours just kind of depends on how good you are at this. About twelve thousand dollars worth of equipment physical equipment and custom software and some advanced skills in electrical engineering and cryptography as well. So you have to remove the chip and then take measurements of it at a being registered on each account that you went to attack the measurements observe electro magnetic radiation as the chip generates digital signatures that let the attacker slowly deduced the private key so measurements take about six hours per account. That's not including taking apart. The original tighten security key putting it back together. Then you need to seal the chip back into its case. You also need the targets password in order for this to work. So the reason it works is because of vulnerability in the security hardware chip residing within the google titan key and that is called an eighty seven hundred x by this company called. Xp if it's exploited in attacker could grab the elliptic curve cryptographic private key for the account and the same chip is actually found in other two factor. Authentication physical tokens as well like There's a ubiquity that it's found in but chances of attack or very very minimal given the scope of the attack so if you do all of this without the target ever noticing then they would never duplicated key but again given the scope given how much it costs and everything behind the scenes probably when it happened to normal user. The point of these security keys being the best way to use For two factor. Is that you can't even get at your private key right you. Nobody has to be able to get in there like the chip. Just doesn't make it available so the fact that they were able to get in there and get it is huge. You know the fact that they were able to do this is significant. But i mean if you're not a target of an advanced persistent threat. You don't need to worry about this. No one's going to go to the trouble to do this. And even if you're a target. I would guess shannon that most of them probably would be able to notice if someone took their key for ten hours or more you. You likely likely would especially since a lot of people with hardware tokens like google titan will stick them on a on their keychain for example like with their house keys or whatever wherever they keep all those personal physical devices that they don't want lost or stolen they keep them all on engaging so if somebody was to take one of these out of your purse out of your gym locker wherever it might be and remove it for like ten hour street minimum. You would likely know that this would have happened. the neat thing about these chips inside of these. Google tightened security keys. And any other cryptographic hardware tokens like these is that. Even the manufacturer doesn't know the private key so the fact that they were able to find vulnerability on these specific chipsets is really interesting. And i think that's the important bit of that. Is is even though the google titan like the end all be all of really excellent. Two factor authentication. There's always. The potential that vulnerabilities can be found. So i'm happy that this research came out. It's so fascinating and it's so interesting in this means that an x. p. and other security chipset manufacturers that sell these teeny tiny chips to google or whoever the company might be They can build on this. They can research and figure out what the next version of their chipset needs to entail in order to not be vulnerable to this again in the future. Yeah i mean this is really a good security story right. We finally figured out because there's always a way right. We finally figured out the way you get the private key out of a security key and guess what it's really hard takes a long time and now that we know it we can make it even harder and hopefully you know push that barrier out even further and even if somebody did have time to do this and you didn't notice i was reading the paper because i'm a huge nerd and they go as far as using fuming fuming nitric acid in order to get like melt the epoxy off of the original google titan. How are you going to put that back together. In order for somebody to not notice like there's a lot of intricacies with this attack in order for it to actually be pulled off so chances are very very slim that somebody would be able to pull off so again as i said at the very beginning. Don't stop using your google tightened security key if you have one keep using it because chances are you would never be attacked with this. Just just know if you haven't seen it in ten hours look together strange. This is going to be in a movie though. I'm calling that shot right now. We're gonna we're gonna see this movie. Where like i hope so. Somebody goes into surgery and they take his key and they go out and do all this and they slip it back in because ten hours later. He wakes up from anesthesia on something like that. I just hope they talked to the researchers so they actually show it off right. Yeah Sony tv and audio announcements Starting with details for its own tv lineup. Sticking with lead ravi x four k and k. Tv's will support four k at one hundred twenty hertz variable refresh rate vr as well as a l l m low latency mode and e arc. These are all things that are important. If you've got a ps five now you've got sony. Tv they can go. That sony also has an improved a chip that is going to improve the picture and sound positioning. So it aligns with what you see on the screen. Sony's master series. Tv's will come with a sensor that adjusts white balanced immense. Your ambiente color temp. You don't have to do anything they'll just do it. Also an aluminum heat shield. That will make for brighter. All the sets will support. Hdmi two point one. Another big one for ps five dolby vision hdr angle tv. Sony also announced. It's three hundred sixty reality audio platform if you're not familiar with three hundred sixty degree audio places instruments and vocals in a virtual sound field around your head but using just the one speaker so you can do this in an amazon echo or google. Home sony will start streaming video with three sixty audio later this year. Starting with concert from zara larsson on january eleventh. And somebody's gonna make speakers that support this. It'll be may supported by other speakers as well. But sony is going to put out the are five thousand and three thousand They've got that dark cloth. Surface that all these speakers seem to have these days with either bronze or silver accents. Work with google and amazon assistance and can connect to select sony abroad via. Tv's as well as supporting wi fi bluetooth. Spotify connect in google cast. The speakers do automated calibration to the room. They're in donut. The press a button for that. Either and we'll simulate three hundred sixty degree audio for stereo tracks as well. The five thousand cost five hundred pounds or five hundred ninety nine euros no. Us price yet on the three thousand two hundred eighty pounds. Three hundred fifty nine euros. This seems this. Seems like it's shaping up to be one of the trends. Is this the sort of three hundred sixty degree audio while you're listening to your black bank and it's just one speaker or potentially a couple of speakers ativan. Maybe yeah yeah already supported. Yeah there's less of kind of like What do i have to do. Five point one surround or at least get a couple of speakers and make them a stereo pair type thing. I really haven't heard this in. I don't know. I used to hang out at magnolia at best. Buy all the time. And just like geek out on stuff like this. of course. this technology wasn't around at the time. But it's really come on. Let's turn on some stuff and see the speakers. Do it works well. Then that's awesome my first reaction because i got rid of my kind of pants speakers some years ago because friend of mine needed them more than i did and i didn't have room in my apartment but i miss that i'm also an a. A permanent now that's smaller and kind of has a lot of weird angles and i find audio bounces off walls in wiz. That wouldn't if it was more of a square box broom So i'm not sure that i'm the perfect target market for this. You're the you're the one puts this through its paces and sees if it really works. Yeah if i could actually work as advertised again with some funny angles in a big old frame. Then i'm i'm really into this and i've always been. I don't have a sony. Tv currently sorry zony. But i was abroad. Bravi a person for years. Nears i think what the new bravi line is coming out with. Looks really nice. And i mean not totally in the market for a new tv. But i like the fact that i might get a new sony again paired up with a sony speaker. You got three six. Yeah already got all this stuff. It's going to be a messed anyway. You slice it. But i like. I like this to be sixty reality audio platform. What would you have set up in your house. I was straight up going to mention sonos because if if it doesn't have the connectability to be able to work with all of my other platforms that currently have invested in. Then chances are i wouldn't buy it. So i do have sono says in my house and i do have some issues connecting those with other speakers in the household to like like my google hub for example so the fact that this works with google and amazon assistant the speaker specifically The audio speakers. I think that's pretty cool. I like that. They are bringing that in and i am interested because i do live in a household. That has very high ceilings. How this would work in that kind of environment. So yeah. I'm very interested in the audio aspect. Well you might also be interested in what colour has come out. Oh yes the folks who make things like toilets and and sinks and lots of appliances however. Been a real. Cas mainstay for the last few years for some cool innovations and this year is no different. Even though we're not in vegas koehler has a new smart bathtub called the stillness bath. That lets you use an app or use your voice using google or amazon's assistance to fill up the water or perhaps set the mood by changing the color of the lights around the tab or even add some fog. You know you wanna kind of pretend like you're in the then present routines also turn on features in a certain orders if you wanna get kind of creative. that's cool. Yeah the certain amount of limitations with the base model and the base model is not cheap so temperature and depth control models alone will cost around eight thousand six hundred ninety eight dollars. That's right it's almost nine thousand dollar bathtub. If you want the experience tower that lets you activate fog and aromatherapy. That will run you just over ten thousand dollars. Both models are available in july. There are real things and if you want the version with lights and floor grades for overflow fifteen thousand nine hundred ninety eight dollars available. This october signed me off. I won't be buying those. Nope not even a little bit but we could have taken a bath at s in the new in the pre show roger was like. Why would you want fog. It's like this. Why does anyone want to be on. Yeah racist luxury suites in hotels for sure as well as apple's houses sure yeah something well. Yeah it's it's that like hey look at what my bath can do people go. Wow very fancy and then you know ten years from now will be like remember when we thought it was fancied to talk to your bathtub so that it would start filling up without touching it but Yeah it's it's somewhat silly because of the price. But i'm not really much of a bath person but they do look very nice all right. Let's check out the mail bag but ads do it. Nick wrote in with a pronunciation. Ramps own neck. You are not alone he says. Ac's rog is an initial list. Because it's our og like fbi or cia. People say ron yet. They're lower end gaming brand tough not initially them. It's an acronym like scuba or produce you f but pronounced off. It's like ace's can't make up their name minds. Then there's strict which is our subbrand strikes as a word it's a completely nonsensical made up word. But it's a word and you pronounce it as such nick as honestly as somebody. That buys a lot of hardware. Because i've rarely had a bad experience with them over the past twenty years. I am baffled by some branding decisions. The one the bugs me. The most is the strict subbrand. Sometimes acis makes the tricks products. The high end product in the product stock yet other times. It's a mid range product. Would it be too much to ask for consistency and product. Branding twenty twenty one. Yes apparently apparently we feel your pain. Nick i love the dichter's just like i just need to vent you guys. Let me let me let me get this up. Just we appreciate that. Yeah i mean i. i'm with you nick. Everyday is a fresh new hell when it comes to reading out some model numbers but what is not is shouting out our patrons at our master and grandmaster levels. Today they include christmas merton james and digression daniels and of course landon peralta back and illustrating the show. What have you drawn for us today. Len well you know. I'm really excited. Say that we've have the first image of the ample car the car. Which i'm that's what i'm calling it. I'm sure they're gonna take my advice. Coming around twenty twenty seven ish or so maybe You know you may. If you're a fan of richard scary busy world a you may be very familiar with the look of of the apple. Ii car I think it'll be a big hit with with fans of people who have kids So check it out. this is called meet. I car And this is available right now. My patriot on which by the way has to new levels. If lets me be your Let me be your teacher. Your mentor with your artwork. I can give you some help that way. And patriots dot com forward slash. Len plus i also just launched a new product called flip face max which is over at lend store dot com. And i i want to show you what that looks like. I did something special. for For our friend shannon for snubs. This is a this is what the flipping flipped. Face masks. looks like This is It's a little bit higher Higher end than the normal flip sister used to But those are on the front page story on pro dot com. But this is for you shannon. If people wanna see that because most people are just listening to this what should they do. Go to well right now. It's going to be on twitter instagram later. But just go to lend dot com. You'll see all the ones i've done over the past couple of weeks and including including shannon's so it's really lovely. Let it's yeah. That's adorable shannon morris First show of twenty twenty one certainly not the last. I know you're a busy lady at. Where can people keep up with your work. Oh my gosh. I have been busy. Youtube dot com slash shannon morse. Just like name. I just did at tech predictions video and it was so cool. I got like eighteen up and coming tech youtubers to their twenty twenty one tech predictions for the year. And there's some names in there that you that you definitely know. Aunt pruitt Miriam take rene ritchie. So i had a whole bunch of people joining and kinda give me their thoughts and It was very very optimistic. And i was really happy to see that. So if you want to see that video and the rest of mine check out my youtube channel. Hey folks if you need. Just the headlines. It's okay to skip eighteen s. Know you get busy. Check out our related show daily tech headlines all the essential tech news in about five minutes daily tech headlines dot com. We're live on this show. Monday through friday at four thirty. Pm eastern twenty one. Thirty e. c. And you can find out more at daily tech news show dot com slash lives. We back monday with chris. Ashley have a gray weekend. 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RIP Flash Player: Adobe Ends Support Of Pioneering Web Animation Technology
"A moment now to remember a pioneering Internet technology Adobe Flash player is dead. Long live adobe Flash player. Hello. I like Rusty spoons. I like to touch them. Salad fingers was one of the many Web cartoons, games and animations animations that that flash flash made made possible. possible. But But flash flash has has been been on on its its way way out out for for years. years. Adobe Adobe announced announced End End of of life life plans plans in in 2017 2017 and and officially officially ended ended support support on on January January 1st. 1st. Don't be flash with the tool that reimagined the Web. Anesthesia. Salter is an associate professor of English at the University of Central Florida. She co wrote a book on Flash. It took us out of a fairly static text based Web to an animated interactive space. And really shapes. Ah, whole generation of artists and animators, flash help people create games and stories and other playable work and post them online. Those early animations may feel rudimentary compared to what you might see from, say, Pixar. But in the early two thousands people like Salter found flash. Miraculously, no one had really imagined having a tool like that for an individual to make something interactive, and that's where we get kind of all of the cool early experiments like Homestar, Runner top real close, I just became a strong but what's up? Can you play the guitar? Salter says people started to migrate away from flash around 2012. That's when Steve Jobs announced that Apple would no longer support flash on its platforms. And it was really frustrating because flash was so good at bringing new people into making things, Salter says. The technologies that took its place weren't as easy to learn, but they operated on open standards, not a proprietary one. So Web browsers adopted the new standards, and the adobe Flash player has now been laid to
Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall: Can You Reveal An Animal's Inner World At All?
"Okay nelson gordon. Gallup came up with this mark test. And i assume he actually you know like tested some animals. The one that made the splash was chimpanzees. So he put this big mirror just outside their cage and at first the chimpanzees acted in the way that a lot of other species do like the mirror. Image was another animal a stranger. You know that you might attack After a couple of days though that changed the chimpanzees started using the mirror to look at parts of their bodies that they couldn't normally see like opening their mouth and looking at the keys. They looked at their bottoms and their genitals. I mean of course they did know of course they did then gallup with the chimps under anesthesia and marked their ears and their foreheads. With a red dye the animals woke up. They saw themselves in the mirror and what they did was to reach out and touch and examine the marks on their faces only be seen in near so they realized the marks were on their own faces by looking in the mirror. Okay so that's chimps are close relatives. What about like monkeys. So he told me that monkeys could be exposed to mirrors for literally years and would never spontaneously use the mirror to do any kind of self examination like that but if quietly snuck into their room and you know in a mirror was there and the monkeys saw the person in the mirror. They turn around to confront them. They could use the image of of us me and my students in the mirror to bonaventure our behavior and respond appropriately. Okay so just like my creepy low dog. That is just like your. I mean. I don't know if your dog responds appropriately. Yeah i told them about your dog and he totally thinks your dog could be using mirrors to spy on you. I mean it sounds like her no honestly but in in terms of using a mirror like people do to look at yourself. How many species can actually do that. Well if you ask him he thinks it's just humans chimps entering. That's his view okay. So you're saying if you ask him that makes me feel like there are other views out there. Yes so if you ask diana at hunter college she'll tell you that dolphins and elephants can recognize themselves. And you know it is hard to test dolphins. I mean think about it. They just don't have hand right. You can't really like poke your own face with the flipper. Yeah yeah so. She had to come up with variations of the mark test. Like in one experiment. They used a marker to kind of draw on a dolphins body in different places But they didn't do it secretly so these dolphins could actually feel the marks being made the idea was. Would they race to the mirror afterwards and orient immediately to the place where they've been marked as if they had something in mind on their way to the mirror they were going to use it as a tool to look at the mark and we. That's exactly what we found. Wow okay that's that's pretty cool. What about What about elephants. They have trunks right so it feels like you do this kind of mark test. Maybe we'll she and some colleagues did study elephants at the bronx zoo and so again. Not so easy. They had to get this big jumbo eight by eight foot unbreakable mirror and she says the elephants seem to look at themselves and they did all kinds of unusual things like they'd rhythmically move their trunk or you know one of them would use a trunk to pull an era forward in front of the mirror like it was looking at it One of them touched this white x shaped mark that they put on her head. You know she used her own trunk and sort of investigated but two of the others didn't do that with the marta. So you know recess. She's tested other elephants since then and she does think they get it you know. She thinks they just recognize that what they see in the mirror is them okay. So so back to the original mark test developer. Gallup doesn't buy that. Dolphins and elephants no themselves in a mirror. He just doesn't think it's been conclusively shown. I mean there's been claims over the years about weird behavior with mirrors in all kinds of species. Birds fish aunts manta rays. And you know he says there's always this problem of if you have an animal doing strange stuff in front of a mirror and they do odd stuff right. There's this danger of seeing whatever it is you want to see. You know what their behavior actually means can be hard to figure out. Well i mean for that matter now what does it mean if an animal unequivocally passes gallup's mark tests like does that mean that they're actually self aware gallup thinks that the tests means they're self-aware. He basically thinks that self awareness is like being able to make yourself the object of your own attention and he says that you know if you're looking at yourself in mirror and recognizing yourself in the mirror. You're kind of like literally doing that. And that this says something about the animals internal world and its ability to understand other animals mental states But you know that's kind of romantic idea in a way you know that that that just as muir recognition says something really profound animals internal world. And so you know daniel pov- anneli doesn't really buy it. So he's a researcher and he told me when he first read about gallup's mark test for mirror self recognition in highschool. It made him wanna spend his whole life studying chimpanzees. You know. I bought into the story of mirrors and sulfur ignition hook line and sinker because it is a compelling story. Yeah i mean like wow there are creatures out there just like him just like people and all it took was a mirror to uncover this magic secret about that more whatever exactly but i gather from his tone. No longer feels that way. No no i mean. He's a researcher with the university of louisiana at lafayette and he spent years studying champs and mirrors and self recognition all this stuff and he says you know just think about when you go to a mirror say in the morning when you wake up you drag yourself there. You're looking at your image and like maybe you're all but drag with sleep in your eyes and you start having all of these thoughts. You're just like geez. I look older and you think about time and time is passing and then you start thinking about who you once were and your future and what other people think and on and on but is that which required do i have to think about any of that in order to brush my teeth in front of the mirror. He says you do not need all of these higher order concepts of self and self awareness to use a mirror in a practical way to just understand that like your physical motions are connected to the mirror in some way. Yes we saying like when a chimp interacts with its own mirror image. We can't know what it's thinking about. We have no clue and finally pointed out to me with training. In how mirrors work rhesus monkeys can actually learn to recognize themselves in mirrors and. Pass the mark test you know. So what does it mean if an animal with training can do this. He said he doesn't think dolphins been shown to do it yet but he says oh it could probably be taught to do it sure. What about my dog. Now what do you think. I don't know i mean maybe i mean. Some people have suggested their dogs. You know. the visual system isn't as important and like self awareness or self recognition might be more like smell related. Yeah yeah that makes sense so we need some kind of like olfactory mirror. Scientists have been working on that mattie. No okay no well thank you for this tour through the muir amazed that is research on animals and mirrors. I will think of you the next time. I see my dog gazing at my reflection. Which i imagine it's going to be in like five minutes. Enjoy
Why do practically all of us need our wisdom teeth removed?
"How's it possible that we all need our wisdom teeth removed. Well let me give a little background. I okay go for wisdom teeth or the third and last set of our four molars and the biggest ones that you get in your mouth at least that most people get in their mouth somewhere between five and thirty seven percent of people. Don't get all four and some don't have any at all but most folks do in. They usually start to come in between the ages of seventeen and twenty five which is why they are called wisdom teeth because they are older and wiser in theory than baby with emphasis on in theory. Exactly i have always wondered about that. Well i'm glad i could be so. Yeah it's pretty crazy that you're still growing teeth into your twenty s it really is and then. They often are removed shortly thereafter. But why well according to web. Md it seems that ninety percent of people have at least one wisdom tooth that's impacted. this means it can't come in like in the normal way because it stuck on the tooth next to it usually sort of a forty five degree angle ish and pushes into the side of that tooth and although the sound awful you probably won't even feel any pain but it can cause problems later on when the wisdom tooth weakens the root of the molar next to it from that constant pressure or when you get gum disease for it or more cavities or whatever so your dentist may want it out before it ever causes you any trouble so either. The tooth is growing weird. Or your mouth simply doesn't have enough room for it or both. Yeah but your dentist will be keeping an eye on this and will advise you on what to do. And by the way this is different than hyper donncha which is when you have too many teeth so an adult should have about thirty two teeth. If those thirty two don't all fit in your mouth you may have to have your wisdom teeth pulled but if you have more than thirty two adult teeth you have hyper donncha which basically just means you have extra teeth. We'll put some crazy extreme photos of this in our show notes. If you're interested no lord now everyone's going to go to show notes for that and not for the main topic of this podcast. I'm just saying you should go to our show notes for both reasons. That's all and because some of those photos are really wild. I've been down a rabbit hole all day. You know freddie. Mercury had hyper donncha. He did yes and his case was more typical. I think he had four extra teeth. But i've seen photos of people who have like an entire extra set of teeth but anyway back to our main questions. Let's get back on track. Can it be that. Ninety percent of us are flawed. In this way well. The answer is simple evolution. And by the way we're not going to try to jive evolution with christianity in this podcast. Although i'm sure that topic is covered elsewhere and some other podcast for our podcast. Let's just say that. Many scientists believe that overtime our jaws have moved to become smaller and more narrow in. This means that teeth at once fit easily into our gigantic freak mouth usually do not fit anymore we we used to need those molars to help to rough or hard items like nuts and roots and meats and leaves but now we use forks knives and spoons and eat softer food. So we really don't need those anymore in our mouths have just adjusted for that. Yes evolution but pretty cool and of course it makes total sense. I also read on health. Line dot com that the wisdom teeth were like replacement teeth in our distant ancestors to replace other molars which had likely decayed or come out by then. Y- scientists classify wisdom teeth as a vestigial organ or novum saying that right Which in that's v. e. s. t. I g. i. a. l. which basically means it something. Anatomical that no longer seems to have a function or a purpose in our bodies. Other examples are goosebumps The appendix The tailbone ear muscles tonsils nipples on a man hair on our body and the knicks membrane of your eye which is that pink thing in the inside corner. And i'm not sure if i'm pronouncing that right so the muscles are important for you honey since you can make your ears move though that's true. Well port hardy tricks anyway. That is also fascinating and probably worth an entirely separate podcasts. Because i never thought that we have a bunch of body parts that we no longer need. I wanna find out about goosebumps but go ahead and the appendix like so. Many people have to get that out right so anyway if ninety percent need their wisdom teeth removed. What's up with that other ten percent. Do they have big gigantic freak mouths like you mentioned well. People in that ten percent have healthy. Wisdom teeth fully erupted and that sounds awful but it just means that they've grown incompletely and our position correctly and are binding properly in could be clean as part of their normal daily hygiene which means they can get to them to clean them. So this is how the mayoclinic determines whether wisdom teeth might be allowed to stay in your mouth. Sometimes these molars can even grow in horizontally or partially emerged through the gums and this is ripe for bacteria so they'll be removed if that occurs. Remember when you were getting your wisdom teeth removed and afterwards the oral surgeon told us that you really didn't need to have it done because you had plenty of room in your big gigantic freak mouth. sounds familiar but i may have still been under the anesthesia at that point. Well evidently you one of those ten percent that have a big giant. I'm just enjoying saying big giant freak mouth right now you know. It's really painful for me to talk about teeth stuff though. No and i'm surprised you chose this topic. I guess i was just thinking of it academically without having to actually talk about dennis and teeth and look at pictures online. I'm actually feeling kind of squeamish right now. Okay let's move onto the list squeamish stuff then okay. The debate about removing wisdom. To yes please. Dennis are actually torn on whether all of the preemptive wisdom teeth removals are in fact necessary. Yes as good to be proactive. And yes you want them out. If they're going in in a way that will mess up your perfectly straight in wonderfully aligned post orthodontic treatment teeth especially if your parents have spent thousands on exactly in. Yes you would want them out if they're causing you any kind of trouble at all. But what if they're not what if you don't even know that they're they're maybe they're crooked maybe they're impacted but they're not affecting your bite they're not causing you. Pain not becoming havens for cavities. Should you get them out. We'll some dennis. And i think most in the us are in the camp of simply removing them always to avoid any potential future problems. And i understand that. That makes sense being very proactive in conservative others like the nih equivalent in the uk. However say that if they're ace symptomatic without any symptoms pain issues. Leave them be because there's no real evidence to suggest that they'll cause problems later. And therefore it's not worth the expense and the risks of the procedure and understand that too and that makes sense to so regardless of which camp your dentist is in here. She will monitor the growth of your wisdom teeth and how they affect your other teeth and your oral health in general ask a lot of questions do your own research and make a decision. That's best for you absolutely and if you do have to have your wisdom teeth. Extracted fear not. It's honestly not that big of a deal mark and i both had to have ours. Cut out 'cause they were impacted they put you to sleep. Or maybe you're wake but you certainly don't feel a remember anything when you wake up you eat soup and soft foods for a few days in your mind.
Time For A Big Wake Up
"Okay. All right. I think this is my third attempt for this morning message. I have no idea. What's happening. Well, I dunno what's happening is happening is that I am an hour out of a colonoscopy where I was under general anesthesia, and I'm just home and instead of writing in my journal. I thought let me press record and share the the intensity of what I'm feeling right now. If you've ever had a colonoscopy, you know, it is not pretty dead the whole twenty-four hours before of prepping and fasting and staying up late and all that then being under general anesthesia. And so I woke up just about an hour ago in this bright room fluorescent lights and cold. It was so cold with a stupid robe on. And I once I got myself oriented as to where I was this massive massive inside came through me. Take care of yourself Cara. Take care of yourself and be so healthy that you avoid at all costs being in this Hospital environment. Wow, it was a download that ran through my veins. And I want to share this with you because like I said, I'm still shaky right now, which is why maybe it took me three times to actually find the record button. I'm a little shaky but there's a there's a conviction inside of me that that I hope that you here for you. We get thirty thousand days on average in our lives eighty-two years. 556 you know, I'm 2/3. I'm 2/3 through. Hey, I'd love to live long long healthy vibrant. Collaborative creative life but it's not going to happen unless I take Supreme care of myself Supreme not just a little bit cuz a little bit you know what Lance you in in the hospital at lands you in doctor's appointments and needles and medicine and all that stuff as you get older. Supremely healthy supremely healthy so that you are a force of nature that you live a happy vibrant creative life. So for my in my life, the last couple of years has been a struggle health-wise now, it hasn't been major and I'm so grateful. But it's been minor and chronic which in some ways is just as lethal. Minor and chronic chronic fatigue chronic chronic stress chronic sleep disorder chronic pain chronic irritability chronic brain fog and the past year or so. I've gotten really really good hold on this and have made great improvements since really focusing on my microbiome and my gut health and it's so important my friend so reach out to me if you want to hear what I'm doing. But I want to share this with you this morning because you are worth every second of your full presence and caring towards yourself. Make today your day one. of taking Supreme care and this has nothing to do with anyone else. What you put in your body what you ingest what you allow into your mind how you take on other people's shit. Right how you allow other people's opinions to affect yours. It all matters it all accumulates. So here I am. This is what I would have written in my journal committed to Vitality committed to vigor. I'm committed to Awakening waking up from the patterns of my mind the unhelpful crap that I've carried along for all these years. I'm committed to to offering my best self out into the world. And what how it lands for others, I don't care. If I know if it's coming through me authentically and it's going to be generous and genuine and in some way it's going to help others
Episode 21: You Give And Take Away - When The Time is Full
"As Scott preached that news talking about in the Wilderness ministered to me, it gave me the opportunity to To Trust, God's timing in that way thought got it would have been great if I had something lined up here this time or in this time or or somewhere along linear pathway that looks right. But the timing wasn't full in at this point now when I look back. I actually Kinda see that anesthesia wasn't quite ready for me. So, here I am at this place where it's were we're God has now moved in here I moved in in the spot, but the timing was full in that they weren't ready for me in. He was carrying me to get to that point in when the timing was full he made his move in. So I was such a beautiful thing for the for guns timing how he actually was moving actually was working. There are a lot of
Trump says Pence was never on standby, denies "mini-strokes” amid speculation over his health
"Tonight the White House is responding to questions about President. Trump's health and his mysterious visit to Walter Reed Medical Center the President's physician issued a statement today and it said he could could not. Confirm rather that the president has not experienced nor been evaluated for stroke many stroke or any acute cardiovascular emergencies as have been incorrectly reported in the media. Now, to be clear, no major or reputable news outlet has actually claimed trump suffered quote mini strokes, but it does come as a new book claims Vice President Pence was put on alert to take over the duties of president. Trump had to be put under anesthesia during that November twenty, one, thousand, nine, hundred trip to Walter reet out front. Now Dr Jonathan Reiner, he is the director of the Cardiac Cath Lab at George Washington University and he advised the White House medical team under President George W Bush great to see you doctor Reiner that statement obviously laid out what didn't occur but not what did happen that day? Do you believe they're using a straw man argument here? Do not address would actually might have happened. Of course something obviously happened. On November sixteenth in the afternoon on Saturday, the president was hurried in urgent fashion in an unplanned fashion to Walter Reed. Now, the White House has prodigious medical capabilities. So if the president was taken to Walter Reed. He was taken there because there was something going on that they could either treat or evaluate at the White House and the white. House does not want us to know what that is. If they did the a presents physician today would have simply said, he didn't have any neurologic cardiac problem he simply had ex but then won't. Excited matter you know So the vice president pence I, want to actually go back to that question about whether the president's health should be a private matter. But before we get to that vice president pence was asked just moments ago about being on alert that day and here's what he said. Nothing out of the ordinary about that moment or or that day, and I just refer any other questions to the White House physician as far as being on standby. I don't I don't recall being told to be on standby. He would think well, if you were told to be on the president knew you would remember that but do you believe him? I think in the Watergate that call that a non denial denial right so yeah, you would think that if on a Saturday afternoon, you're called instead and you get to be on standby if you suddenly need to become president this afternoon. Yeah you might remember that. So yeah a vice presidents being disingenuous yet when we do need to know what happened that. So we'll talk about that. Why is it important for the public to know about the president's health and is it? Is it something that that the president of the White House could say look this is this is a private matter and and we don't want to discuss the president's health any further. Yes. So if the president was a private citizen that would make perfect sense, but the president is not, and in this election season, we need to know the health of the candidates for President I've actually. Written about this, we know nothing actually about the health of the present the United States if you remember his clearance to run for office was famously pen by Dr Bornstein in New York who then later admitted that the president had drafted the letter for him. That's the letter that famously said that if elected, he would be the healthiest man ever to hold office. We know virtually nothing about the health prison the United States. Yet, he holds a the nuclear launch codes in his pocket. Look we. Health clearances for airline pilots and school bus drivers and secret service agents. We should probably know the health of the president of the United States. And it's interesting as doctors have often used as you point out hyperbole. I remember one saying he could live up to until two hundred until he was two hundred really quick. Is there any scenario where it would make sense for the vice president to be on standby for routine physical for the president? Not for routine physical if the president was going to receive unconscious sedation if he was needed to be put out let's say he was having a colonoscopy or having a a cardioversion for an abnormal heart rhythm or needed to undergo surgery with general anesthesia yet. It would need to be out in the twenty Fifth Amendment would need to be invoked. But not for just a routine matter.
Pence was on standby to 'take over' during Trump's unannounced hospital visit, new book claims
"Tonight the White House is responding to questions about President. Trump's health and his mysterious visit to Walter Reed Medical Center the President's physician issued a statement today and it said he could could not. Confirm rather that the president has not experienced nor been evaluated for stroke many stroke or any acute cardiovascular emergencies as have been incorrectly reported in the media. Now, to be clear, no major or reputable news outlet has actually claimed trump suffered quote mini strokes, but it does come as a new book claims Vice President Pence was put on alert to take over the duties of president. Trump had to be put under anesthesia during that November twenty, one, thousand, nine, hundred trip to Walter reet out front. Now Dr Jonathan Reiner, he is the director of the Cardiac Cath Lab at George Washington University and he advised the White House medical team under President George W Bush great to see you doctor Reiner that statement obviously laid out what didn't occur but not what did happen that day? Do you believe they're using a straw man argument here? Do not address would actually might have happened. Of course something obviously happened. On November sixteenth in the afternoon on Saturday, the president was hurried in urgent fashion in an unplanned fashion to Walter Reed. Now, the White House has prodigious medical capabilities. So if the president was taken to Walter Reed. He was taken there because there was something going on that they could either treat or evaluate at the White House and the white. House does not want us to know what that is. If they did the a presents physician today would have simply said, he didn't have any neurologic cardiac problem he simply had ex but then won't. Excited matter you know So the vice president pence I, want to actually go back to that question about whether the president's health should be a private matter. But before we get to that vice president pence was asked just moments ago about being on alert that day and here's what he said. Nothing out of the ordinary about that moment or or that day, and I just refer any other questions to the White House physician as far as being on standby. I don't I don't recall being told to be on standby. He would think well, if you were told to be on the president knew you would remember that but do you believe him? I think in the Watergate that call that a non denial denial right so yeah, you would think that if on a Saturday afternoon, you're called instead and you get to be on standby if you suddenly need to become president this afternoon. Yeah you might remember that. So yeah a vice presidents being disingenuous yet when we do need to know what happened that. So we'll talk about that. Why is it important for the public to know about the president's health and is it? Is it something that that the president of the White House could say look this is this is a private matter and and we don't want to discuss the president's health any further. Yes. So if the president was a private citizen that would make perfect sense, but the president is not, and in this election season, we need to know the health of the candidates for President I've actually. Written about this, we know nothing actually about the health of the present the United States if you remember his clearance to run for office was famously pen by Dr Bornstein in New York who then later admitted that the president had drafted the letter for him. That's the letter that famously said that if elected, he would be the healthiest man ever to hold office. We know virtually nothing about the health prison the United States. Yet, he holds a the nuclear launch codes in his pocket. Look we. Health clearances for airline pilots and school bus drivers and secret service agents. We should probably know the health of the president of the United States. And it's interesting as doctors have often used as you point out hyperbole. I remember one saying he could live up to until two hundred until he was two hundred really quick. Is there any scenario where it would make sense for the vice president to be on standby for routine physical for the president? Not for routine physical if the president was going to receive unconscious sedation if he was needed to be put out let's say he was having a colonoscopy or having a a cardioversion for an abnormal heart rhythm or needed to undergo surgery with general anesthesia yet. It would need to be out in the twenty Fifth Amendment would need to be invoked.
Trump says Pence was never on standby, denies "mini-strokes” amid speculation over his health
"Well, front up next more questions tonight over the president's mysterious trip to Walter, Reed, last year why was the vice president reportedly on standby to take over? Tonight the White House is responding to questions about President. Trump's health and his mysterious visit to Walter Reed Medical Center the President's physician issued a statement today and it said he could could not. Confirm rather that the president has not experienced nor been evaluated for stroke many stroke or any acute cardiovascular emergencies as have been incorrectly reported in the media. Now, to be clear, no major or reputable news outlet has actually claimed trump suffered quote mini strokes, but it does come as a new book claims Vice President Pence was put on alert to take over the duties of president. Trump had to be put under anesthesia during that November twenty, one, thousand, nine, hundred trip to Walter reet
Book: Pence told 'to be on standby' for Trump hospital visit
"President a new book trump is is reviving squarely questions standing about with president law enforcement trump's unscheduled after visiting visit the epicenter to Walter Reed of the military latest eruption hospital over last racial fall injustice the White House in to build Kenosha the November Wisconsin visit as the president part of the president's never mentioned routine Jacob annual Blake physical shooting but set those off days are typically of violence announced ahead which of time the president and called this was anti not American these in his are not new acts book of peaceful New York protest times reporter but really Michael the Schmidt mastic writes terra in the hours during several before stops the visit in Kenosha word the president went out ignored for vice the underlying president pence causes to be on of anger stand and by protests to take over the powers denying of the there's presidency any systemic racism if president within trump police had to receive forces anesthesia or America for as a medical a whole problem the police do pence an incredible tells job fox news pinning channel the blame he's on always Democrats on standby whom he says but spew does not anti recall police being rhetoric told to be ready the trump before campaign the hospital believes his visit tough on crime the president stance had will his help doctor in November released a statement yesterday democratic declaring nominee Joe him fit Biden to serve says violence and denying isn't a the problem president's Donald ever been trumps treated size for a stroke it's a political or any strategy acute cardiovascular Sager met emergency Ghani Washington Sager mag ani Washington
Trump and his physician deny he had "mini-strokes"
"Into the mini stroke. Situation. And as I was recounting before we took the top of the hour break, I was prompting you to remember last fall. When the president had this little Walter Reed excursion. It was unannounced and remember. That Trump's White House physician, Dr Sean Conley, He hustled the president into a limo and rode with him to the hospital. Remember that? The one house said at the time that the weekend visit was to begin his routine annual exam. But there was another break from protocol because nobody at Walter Reed was advised that the president was coming and it wasn't on. Trump's schedule, typically any type of visit. It's on the schedule. The press is alerted, sometimes even a day in advance. And then nobody. Walter Reed knew the president was coming. So that added to the intrigue added to the mystery. White House pool reporters said that they were told that Trump's movements that Saturday was strictly One reportable. Quickly on reportable. Until he arrived at the hospital, so they weren't supposed to report anything until he got to the hospital. That was a 2 47 PM now despite the irregularities in the White House press office, they released a statement afterward. Saying that Trump was merely taking advantage of a free weekend here in Washington to start his physical because he's anticipating a very busy 2020. Right. That's what the White House said fast forward. And we have a new book coming out. By Michael Schmidt. Of the New York types, not not Schmidt. But Schmidt. And that's a C H m i d t. And of course I'm s C h and I t t. And in this book, this Schmidt Dude reports that Vice President Mike Pence. Was told to be on standby to assume. Presidential powers during Trump's Rather abrupt visit toe. Walter Reed and Schmidt writes, quote this from the book. In the hours leading up to Trump's trip to the hospital. Word went out in the West Wing for the vice president to be ready to be on standby to take over the powers of the presidency temporarily if Trump had to undergo a procedure. That would have required him to be anesthetized. Now, clearly if you just want to take advantage of getting a jump on your Physical. I don't see a need that the V P would have to be notified that he could be assuming powers. And why the hell would you have to be a anesthetized if you just pop it so things that didn't add up And now you have this passage from the book? And is this true or is this false? Based on what we know of the book at this point. Schmidt doesn't speculate. What procedure could have been under consideration. So if this is accurate, what the hell could have been going on? What could trump have been? So potentially under the need for anesthesia in what would potentially put Mike Pence. In the in the chair. A Zach Ting president while the president was under, for instance. What, So we don't know? We also don't know what his sourcing for the information about the hospital visit is But here's where it gets a little bit weird. That mortar the story your folks It's a little strange here. The response for President Trump. This morning. He denied suffering a Siri's of many strokes. And it's strange. Strange here. It's It's odd because Steve Schmidt or Ah, sorry, Michael Schmidt, rather Michael Schmidt in the book. Hey. Never stated that Trump had suffered any small or many Schroecksnadel. So here's the president denying that he suffered a Siri's of many strokes. Based on the details of this book coming out and the trip to Walter Reed, but No. Where did this Michael Schmidt bring up? Many strokes. Or TIA, or whatever. So Schmitz book doesn't get specific. But Trump did get specific. And this is what the president tweeted out this morning. It never ends. Now They're trying to say that your favorite president me went toe Walter Reed Medical Center, having suffered a Siri's of many strokes. Never happened to this candidate. Fake news. Perhaps they're referring to another candidate from another party exclamation point. I just thought why did President Trump bring up? Many stroke when the reporter and the author of the book doesn't make any mention Of a stroke or even suggesting anything close. So that's where the story gets a little odd that an hour later, Schmidt responded to the president in a tweet of his own and he wrote Book says nothing about many strokes.
Fauci says he was in surgery when task force discussed changing CDC testing guidelines
"House Coronavirus task force and exchanges to CDC testing guidance, while infectious disease expert Dr Anthony found she's undergoing surgery. CNN's Dr Sanjay Gupta reveals that I was Sir. General anesthesia in the operating room last Thursday was not part of any discussion or deliberation. Regarding these new testing recommendation. Dr. Fauci also disagrees with them. The new guidance recommends no testing for people who are exposed, but do not show symptoms. Despite the risk of a symptomatic transmission. California, New York governor say they'll ignore the revised guidelines. President Trump frequently complains the US does too much testing and there would be fewer cases with fewer tests.
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"anesthesia" Discussed on American Innovations
"His undoing January of eighteen forty eight one of his underworld contacts bursts into his room. Will you look at this? She ruined my goddamn cope was was the matter his friend. Explain that a woman who worked as a prostitute had ruined his cloak by splashing it with sulfuric acid asked wells, a decent chemist to mix up violet. So he could retaliate who knows what was going through Wells' mind. This apparently sounded like a good idea even decided to accompany his friend. She usually haunts his corner there there. Let's stick around back a minute later, they pounced. Here's your payback. They succeeded in ruining the woman's dress. But when they caught their breath, the friend had another suggestion come on. Let's let's find some more. We've have via left wells refused. I'm going home. And I'm taking the acid with me. He couldn't forget the attack. However, it haunted his mind a few days later. Hi, I'm chloroform. He snatched the vile off his mantle in rush down to the street. They're doused two more women in vitriol ruining one's dress and scarring, the others neck wells, ran on deranged lost all memory what happened next. That's when the two women reported him to the police. They also testified that they'd seen him throw acid into a young woman's face sending her to the hospital and scarring her for life upon his arrest. The once boyish Horace wells looked anything but after weeks of hard living, he was pale sunken eyed and unshaven the judge set an enormous bail the next night after attending church services in the prison. Wells wrote a letter to his wife in Connecticut, then in his prison cell. He took his own life guards found him dead. The next morning. Later that day the policeman who arrested wells decided to find the poor woman whose face had been splashed with acid. He wanted to tell her of wells as death to provide some closure. The women who turn wells in hadn't provided many details about the victim. So the policeman tried the nearest hospital. They had no one fit her description. So he tried another knowing there either. So we try to third fourth and fifth. No one had any idea. What the policeman was talking about it later came out that for whatever reason they had made the story up maybe to get the policeman's attention. They simply wanted revenge on wells. It was one last squalid detail in a story filled with them Horace wells had helped figure out how to abolish pain for the world. But in the end his own anguish consumed him. Of the three main characters and the story of anesthesia only Dr John Warne had a happy ending Warren persevered after the Horace wells fiasco and took a huge gamble. Entrusting the huckster William Morton when anesthesia succeeded he proved himself a true gentleman. He did all he could to promote the idea never once trying to take credit or cash in unlike wells and Morton, he died at peace a decade later in eighteen fifty six feeling that his life's goal had been accomplished. In the century and a half since ether day anesthesia has only swelled and importance nowadays rather than a single compound like ether nitrous oxide doctors prescribed cocktails several compounds each of them does one specific thing drops bloodpressure. So's breathing. Those pain prevents memory formation. And so on. And thanks to these compounds surgeons can do vastly more complicated operations.
"anesthesia" Discussed on American Innovations
"Probably no patented history was ever violated so widely every dentist office every hospital everyone room clinic, and every podunk town was soon using ether, and they didn't pay William Morton assent for the privilege below point came in eighteen forty eight during the Mexican American war US army surgeons adopted either then and not even they paid a dime in royalties, which meant the US government was brazenly violating the patent. It had issued. Morton was furious began lobbying congress for lump sum payment of one hundred thousand dollars in lost revenue. He actually quit dental business to pursue this money. He spent months at a time in Washington bribing. Congressman with liquor and cigars to win their votes and beyond patent infringers. He soon had another problem to worry about. But one medical journal called the jump up behind IRS. These are the people who after Morton became famous jumped up to claim that they had thought of using ether as anesthesia I as far back as eighteen to some claims looked sketchy, but others had merit. The most serious claim belong to Georgia. Doctor named Crawford long in eighteen forty two four years before Morton long used ether to remove to tumors from a man's back. He also amputated a child's toe and he had the records to prove it the stories have since validated. Crawford long's claims. So why don't we celebrate him today instead of William Morton mostly because long hoarded his discovery? Yes, he used ether anesthesia, but he kept the secret to himself and never told colleagues as a result thousands wars. Surgical patients were condemned to suffer over the next four years until Morton made the technique public knowledge. So well, long deserve some credit science isn't a private enterprise. It's public claims have to be tested by the community. And if long lacked the confidence to make discoveries known and risk ridicule. Well, the old confidence man William Morton didn't. Still the jump up behind is raised enough doubts that congress hesitated to give Morton the hundred thousand dollar bounty Morton than hurt his case bags agitating in lying during the civil war. He claimed to have personally administered either to two hundred thousand soldiers, which was quite a feat considering that only one hundred and eight thousand operations within a Sesia took place during the entire war. Morton became a rather pathetic figure in the last two decades of his life. He lived off the charity of grateful medical societies. And whenever he appeared in public. He wore the medals that few foreign governments had given him to honor his work, but he never ceased complaining about how the world had wronged him. He finally snapped visiting New York during that intense heat wave in July of eighteen sixty eight that's when he jumped off the carriage and dunked himself in a pond, the doctor who came running up realized Morton had suffered a stroke and was sinking fast he helped Morton into a carriage, but it was no use. He was dead before he arrived at the hospital. The doctor that found him in the park didn't recognize Morton as a regular physician he had no reason to but the chief surgeon at the hospital someone who could remember what rations were like before at ASEAN froze when he saw the lifeless body. Morton's wife, Elizabeth stood by his side in the hospital room. She watched as the chief surgeon turned to the students accompanying him on his rounds. Young gentleman. You see lying before you a man who has done more for humanity and the relief of suffering than any man who's ever lived Elizabeth, then fingered Morton's medals and started sobbing. Yes. And here's all the recompense. He's ever received for it. Decades before Morton's unceremonious. Steph, Horace wells, men, even sadder fate. It's January eighteen forty eight a police station in Manhattan, two women rush into the station. They look angry one of them's holding neck. They begin talking at once. He threw something on us liquid. It ruined my best coat coat. Nothing at burn my neck. Look the police officer holds up a hand one at a time where did this happen? The two women look at each other suddenly wary. What does that matter? We're not trouble. Are we the police officer suddenly understands you two were working? I'm not investigating prostitution right now. Let me see your injuries. The policeman examines the chemical burn on her neck. It looks raw painful, then he turns to the others coat. It's pitted with holes as a foul Sofer smell. And we're the lucky ones how he splashed another girl. Face eight hole in that to the policemen. Shudders UC him again, you let me know. But the two women do better than that..
"anesthesia" Discussed on American Innovations
"The problem. William Morton faced was this. Either was too common chemical his odds of getting a patent on ether anesthesia were therefore slim, you might as well have tried to patent table salt. Morton did file for patent just in case. But he also decided to keep his magic potions true identity as secret as possible. That's why he visited different drugs. So no one would put together what he was doing. But this approach was also problematic. I simple reason ether stinks. It has a heavy sickly sweet smell, and every druggist in the world would instantly recognize it. So Morton decided to mask this smell with our enjoy l- aren't zest essentially didn't hide the stink entirely but enough in Morton thought he might get away with Morton tried one other tactic to protect his claims on ether in a Sesia, so far he'd simply been dousing handkerchiefs and holding them in front of people's noses. But after chatting with a local doctor, he decided to try a glass inhaler something he could definitely patent really the inhaler was superfluous dumping ether on a cloth worked just fine. But no one knew that and more wasn't above misleading people and implying that the inhaler was essential. So we started sketching out ideas. Local craftsman not one to wait. He also started writing letters to top local surgeons Morton wanted to entice them with his ether anesthesia, and his brand new inhaler device that impatience proved to be his downfall. The four he got very far in the devices design disaster struck on October fifteenth, far sooner than Morton expected one of the surgeons he'd been writing to responded the most eminent surgeon in the country. Dr John Warren was requesting his presence at an operation. The very next morning at ten AM sharp to administer his mystery anesthesia Morton read the letter over and for once in his life. The conman panicked a failed demonstration at Mass General with Dr Warren in the audience had already ruined Horace wells Morton realized he might be next. And even if either worked perfectly someone might recognize it sent ruining his chances of patenting it and cashing in. He simply had to have an inhaler ready and fast, he sprinted over to the instrument maker shop drop everything you're doing we've got to get the inhaler working today. The design. So far had called for glass bulb with a sponge inside the sponge wood soak up the liquid either and the patient would inhale the fumes through a tube. But it was a crude setup even dangerous. Someone breathing through the two might not get enough oxygen and suffocate or they might inhale concentrated either and damage their lungs Morton, ordered the instrument maker to redesign everything. The craftsman added some air vents and other refinements, but Morten kept hounding him in arguing and he left the workshop that night in a huff Morton still felt a bit unsure of himself and had some questions about dosing. So he consulted with the local doctors sometimes administered either to his patients either as a common treatment for people would accidentally inhaled chemicals or had inflamed lungs. He asked a few discrete questions during the interview more than also mentioned being Hayler. He was designing and his disatisfaction with it. So the doctor suggested some improvements in particular, he suggest. It'd adding some one way valves to keep fresh air flowing through the bulb. Morton heard the idea in jumped up, that's it. That's just it. I will have it for tomorrow now hold your horses. It's just an idea it warrants testing, don't use something you're not sure we'll succeed. There's no time. But thank you, Dr at this. He sprang for the door. However, he wasn't done facing down skeptics that night. Because when he returned home he found his wife, Elizabeth waiting up for him. Morton had been running around town so much asking questions that people started whispering about his demonstration. And not in a flattering way. We have to talk. I I need sleep. Dear. I have an important demonstration tomorrow. That's exactly what I mean. Four people have already stopped by to talk you out of it. Why they say don't know what you're doing nonsense. It's experimental science is always a few unknowns. You're going to kill someone. Did you get arrested for manslaughter come here? It's perfectly safe. There's there's nothing to worry about you'll end up. No better than Horace wells worse than him in jail more than tried to comfort her. But it was no use and truth. He feared she might be. Right..
"anesthesia" Discussed on American Innovations
"Make connections with doctors in Boston. Morton push wells into making it premature demonstration of nitrous gas. It was a disaster and totally ruined Wells' reputation, but not Morton's. This is episode three. He third dreams about how more than overcame the troubles. That doomed wells and became one of the most unlikely heroes and science history. It's the summer of eighteen forty six at a farm in central Massachusetts. William Morton is in a shed in the midst of a wrestling match with his pet dog a water spaniel get in their board. There's no harm the dog doesn't buy it for the second time in two days. His master is forcing his head into a wide mouth jar at the bottom a clear liquid with a strong odors sloshing around and after passing out from the fumes yesterday. The dog wants nothing to do with this. Morton finally relaxes. He sets his dog on a workbench. How about a treat? He fishes some dried pork from his pocket. Speak speak. Good boy, again, speak Morton, dangles treat until the animal is transfixed then pounces sweeps the dog up and shoves his head inside the jar with the dogs too quick he gets up and knocks. Jar sideways. Dammit, you're ruining the experiment. It's too late has dog has fled and a sickly sweet odor. Is now filling the shed Morton kneels down to dab up the spilled liquid with his handkerchief, but halfway through cleaning. He gets curious. He sniffs the handkerchief and feels a slight head rush. Then he tries again, inhaling deeply. This time. He loses several minutes and bleary haze. And when he comes down from the high he smiling fight had a procedure. Just then I don't think I would have felt that thing delighted he buries his nose and inhales again drifting off on a cloud of either. William Morton's dental practice had been thriving. He had enough spare cash to buy farm near his hometown of Charleston albeit in his father's name. So creditors couldn't trace it to him. But Morton was convinced he could do even better if only he could cash in on anesthesia to this end Morton visited his old boss Horace wells in Hartford that summer he claimed he wanted to make arrangements to pay wells back for an old business deal. It was a cruel hope to dangle in front of wells considering that he had quit dentistry was almost destitute, but trusting his ever wells, let Morton into his home and in between discussions of money. He answered all of Morton's seemingly random.
"anesthesia" Discussed on American Innovations
"So when Morton reached out to him in January eighteen forty five and explained his friend Horace wells as idea about painkilling gas, Warren jumped at the chance, it seemed so simple. If only it could work. It's mid January eighteen forty five in the operating theatre at Massachusetts General Hospital. There's a greening skeleton hanging in one corner for Nazi lessons in the other corner sits the mummy Dr Warren dissected a few years earlier, Dr Warren himself stands between them. But as he gazes up at the students the top surgeon in America frowns looking unsure of himself. I'm afraid I have some disappointing news. The crowd is mostly students who have no idea what's going on. And they're surprised to find the biggest names in the hospital sitting among colleagues at Warren is tipped off about today's demonstration. There's also a flamboyantly well-dressed fellow the none of them have ever seen before we had a special perhaps historic event for you to witness today medical man from Hartford claims that by means of gashes agent nitrous oxide he can Greenlee reduce the suffering of surgical procedures. We therefore scheduled an amputation this morning to test is claims if he is correct procedure would be rendered virtually pain free. There's a buzz among the students Warren holds up his hand to silence them. Unfortunately, the patient has lost heart and fled. We've set out orderlies. But he's nowhere to be found. There's a few Snickers in the audience warn sets his jaw that is why turning to you the students to ask for volunteer. Mr. wells is a dentist by trade. He proposes that in lieu of full operation. He demonstrate the power of this gas by extracting a tooth from a member of the audience pretty much everyone had a bad tooth or to back then. But for a few seconds, no hands go up who in their right mind, would volunteer for this. Finally, one hand rises of volunteer. We'll call this young man, George and imagine him as Reverend Sun a firstborn child eager to make a good impression. He makes his way down from the gallery and hops onto the bed next to Warren. Dr wells, the patient is yours wells takes deep breath. He didn't expect to be so nervous when George's settled wells handsome bag of nitrous, he obtained from a local druggist just breathe deeply like this. George inhales. He giggles a bit after the first gulp he can't help it. But within a few minutes. He's out cold wells relaxes. It's going just like all the other patients. He picks up the dentistry tools. He's borrowed from Morton and gets to work, but a minute later things swerve on wells using pliers. He gets a good grip on the tooth and begins to pull suddenly though, he notices George stirring, beneath them not much just flapping his arm of it. But it throws wells off. He glances around nervously. There's a murmur in the crowd. Dr Warren crosses his arms and frowns. Wells pauses, then keeps pulling but as soon as he does disaster strikes. George groans loud. Enough to hear it in the back of the amphitheater wells tugs harder and the groan swells with final. Yank wells freeze the tooth from his jaw. But George seems agitated he drunkenly swishes his hand near his mouth is if swatting a fly a bit of blood dribbles down slip the murmur in the crowd builds here was even unconscious awake. Suddenly someone renders judgment perhaps a doctor or maybe one of the boulder students, but a loud and clear voice breaks through the din. Humbug this is humbug others soon. Take up the course..
"anesthesia" Discussed on American Innovations
"Well, says never considered something like this. But he's always been ambitious as William Morton says it he can almost see it for himself. It's exciting. Just hearing it from his lips, you know, that's not a bad idea. So it began after years of skipping from town to town William Morton had a legitimate job as a dental assistant. He moved down to Hartford and even met a woman there and married her her name was Elizabeth the same name as Horace wells as wife strangest part about it was Morton proved quite good at dentistry. The field was largely unregulated then opened anyone with minimum training, charm and presentation were just as important as knowledge and skill since you had to call nervous people down and sued them and William Morton had charm in presentation in spades. Still wants a confidence man always a confidence, man. Morton had paved Horace wells as an easy Mark a mile away. And however sincerely he wanted to go straight. The relationship was probably doomed from the start after a few years of training, the overly trusting wells, let Morton in on a secret wells had. Rented a brand new process for making dental plates that is dentures or false teeth Wells' process made them out of gold soft metal that was easy to shape the plates promised to be a big improvement over existing moms, and well smelled a real business opportunity. So he proposed a partnership he would manufacture and sell the plates in Hartford and Morton would do the same. In Boston wells, being the more established partner would provide the seed money for both Morton agreed that this all sounded perfect. So in October of eighteen forty three wells handed Morton a fat lump sum and saw them off to Boston take a wild. Guess what happened next unable to resist Morton blew all the money on himself and his new bride, but that's not all he swindled wells out of books and dental equipment without paying him and set up shop on his own. It was the same old Morton story convince some boob to lend them money. And then fend them off as long. As possible. But this story actually has a different ending for once. Someone bought Morton's excuses at first wells simply pastored Morton about the dental plates. When do you think you might start making Morton hamden hawed, then when wells realized that the plates would never appear he started asking about the seed money? William I was wondering do you think you could possibly consider paying me back some of those funds if it's convenient. Of course, Morton reluctantly informed him that it wasn't convenient not right now and wells backed off on some level wells had to know he'd been scammed. He in fact, formally dissolved their partnership in October eighteen forty four, but he was just too trusting to really get mad at Morton. He wanted to like the guy. This would prove to be his undoing two months after the partnership, dissolved wells, attended the nitrous frolic, and he had his thunderbolt idea about anesthesia, he then tested laughing gas on a dozen more patients in Hartford and grew convinced the idea was sound, but as a lowly dentist, he didn't have much sway..
"anesthesia" Discussed on American Innovations
"From wondering, I'm Steven Johnson. And this is American innovations in our first episode on anesthesia, we met a boyish dentist named Horace. Wells who attended a matrix frolic and watched his friend, bloody his leg without feeling any pain. Wells realized that nitrous oxide laughing gas might hold the key to making pain free surgery. A real possibility in this episode course wells crosses paths with a petty crook named William Morton, this unlikely duo would eventually make medical history. This is part two of our three part series on anesthesia is is called the swindle. And it begins in Worcester. Massachusetts. William Morton had been born near Charlton in south central Massachusetts in eighteen nineteen to parents who had more optimism than financial sense, Missouri teams. They sold the family farm to open a dry goods store in town it quickly failed which is when Morton had to drop out of school and began work at a tavern in Worcester. As far as Morton is concerned only suckers work for living. He was always on the lookout for a quick buck and one day. He saw his chance his boss the tavern keeper stepped out to run some errands. I want you to sweep up in here an empty this tunes. I've gotta run to the market. Yes, sir. And be sure to sweep the corners. And be sure to sweep the corners fat pig. As soon as the coast is clear Morton makes his move he sneaks over to the till and breaks the lock on stupid thing. But in the middle of the robbery the tavern keeper returns forgot boy, I need you to what the hell you doing get back here. Morton is caught red handed and the tavern keeper beats them black and blue then Morton's boss calls in the sheriff. I've half a mind lock you up some. But your parents are good people. We don't have room in the jail. Anyhow after the holiday last weekend all cut you a deal you go free so long as you never set foot in Worcester. Again, Morton takes the deal. It's the first town. He's not welcome in. It won't be the last. And Morton learned a valuable lesson from the intimate. The burglary was too risky. He vowed to be a subtler sort of criminal from then on a confidence man he'd charm his way into people's good graces, and then rob them with a smile. So we moved to Rochester, New York and remade his whole image. He was no longer the poor son of destitute farmers now he was William T G. Morton man about town. Rumors began spreading that he was the nephew of the governor of Massachusetts. Rumors spread by Morton himself. He became a dandy. In fact, everyone who ever met Morton commented on his appearance. He looked like a romantic lead on stage tall slender. Elegant was sharp. Blue is we've dark hair and a fashionable moustache. He also dressed beautifully dark, suits flamboyance. Silk, scarves, fancy buttons any wars pants high. Deliberately to show off his shoes. His peacocking was all the more striking because it clashed with the Sambre sober. Fashions of the day. Morton's looks charm introductions to the best families in Rochester. There was simply a buzz about the young man something exciting and being around any quickly hit upon the scam that he'd recycle again. And again over the next decade. He found an ambitious businessman in town and began talking shop with him soon. Morton had confessed his long standing dream of opening a store, apparently he wanted to sell spices silks and other exotic items pretty soon.
"anesthesia" Discussed on American Innovations
"All the time having them pulled was excruciating every day in his office, people kicked and screamed at him somehow Hooghly hadn't felt his bloody leg at all. Somehow nitrous oxide laughing gas. The thing that people huffed for fun on stage had a Bala sched the pain entirely when the show ends. Elizabeth yawns. Exhausted. Let's head home. Chorus. Where are you going wells isn't listening? He's pushing his way up towards the stage against the tide of the crowd. He hails down the MC. So. So the word with you, certainly one of the frolics did you enjoy your experience? Yes. It was fine. I'm a dentist here. In town. Can a man have a tooth pulled while under the gas and not feel it. I don't know to be honest. But can you think of any reason why not I suppose not? Wells turns briefly leaving the confused MC standing there. He finds his wife in the audience, grabs her by the arm and takes her off to the exit Horace, what's come into homes, the other way, but wells isn't going home. He just been rambling when he suggested pooling tooth under the effects of nitrous. But by evening's end that little tossed off thought has grown into an obsession. Horace wells was clearly excited about this discovery. But little did he no he wasn't the first to notice nitrous oxides medical benefits back in the late seventeen. Hundreds a few chemists tested whether nitrous oxide and other gases had the power to cure diseases. One of those pioneering chemists was a man named Humphry. Davy Davy was an English. Scientist who started testing nitrous oxide on people. He began hosting gas huffing events that is poet friends flocked to in eighteen hundred he wrote a six hundred page book detailing his findings on the medical affects of different gases. The results were disappointing. None of them seem to cure anything, but emit is rambling on page five hundred fifty six he tossed out a single line that said as nitrous oxide appears capable of destroying physical pain. It may probably be used with great advantage during surgical operations. That's anesthesia in a nutshell already in eighteen hundred forty four years before Horace wells thought of it. The idea was right there for anyone to run with. But no one did that could be because DV's main goal was to cure diseases, and he worked with many different gases that nitrous could dull pain was simply a quirky side effect of one of them. And he no special reason to promote it or it could be because Davey was seen as a bohemian and publicly mocked for his gas huffing habit. Perhaps the strongest argument against nitrous, then was a medical reason and low doses the gas actually stimulates people that's why it worked so well for frolics and considering how dangerous operations already were surgeons didn't want people having even more energy on the table only at relatively high doses. Did nitrous knock people out frankly, Davies suggestion was just one of those ideas that was a head of its time. It seems so obvious in retrospect, but until Horace wells in eighteen forty four no one put it together. And even wells was suspicious at first using nitrous oxide as anesthesia seemed simple too simple. But he decided he had to try..
"anesthesia" Discussed on American Innovations
"Would require more time and finesse that a way to keep a patient alive. But numb to it. All it just wouldn't be possible. There'd been plenty of attempts. But nothing worked safely and reliably that is. Is until a little bit of ambition and a little bit of luck. Brought together an unlikely group of heroes in the medical world. This is our series on the discovery of anesthesia, it's the story of recreational drug an eminent surgeon charming swindler and his half-lives Mark. This is episode one the frolic. In the early eighteen hundreds surgery was every bit as barbaric as the scene. You just heard for one simple reason. There was no anesthesia surgeons had no reliable way to knock patients out before cutting them open. There was some tricks to dole pain, of course, patients could get stinking drunk beforehand. Some also took opium numb their limbs with ice most extreme of all there was so called concussion anesthesia doctors would swatter your head in a leather helmet, then smack it with a mallet. Hopefully, you were knocked out on the first flow. But every one of those methods had serious downsides booze dehydrated people and thin. The blood increasing the chances of a fatal hemorrhage opium caused nausea and killed people. If they took too much, and unless a doctor was willing to punch their patients, none of these methods did the most important thing. Knock people unconscious. So they couldn't feel or remember anything as a result operating theaters were every bit as gruesome as battlefields. One Scottish patient left a particularly vivid account of having his leg amputated at the ankle. One of the toughest parts of the body. He remembered the bite of the saws blades, I cut and the doctor fingering his severed bone. He also watched his dead foot plop onto the floor, but the real damage psychological as the Scottish patient later wrote of the agony it occasioned. I will say nothing suffering. So great as I underwent cannot be expressed in words the blank whirlwind of emotions the horror of great darkness sense of desertion by God. And man bordering close upon despair, which swept through.
"anesthesia" Discussed on American Innovations
"Rise when he enters Mass General is teaching hospital and when the top surgeon in America operates there's never an empty seat. Then why do I feel like such a fraud horn thinks to himself? Good morning be seated please as everyone sits he turns to the patient on the bed a freckled red haired Irishman named nNcholas his leg was crushed last week when a skittish draft horse overturned a cart on the cobblestone street. The wound is turning purplish now and Warren has to amputate to save his life nNcholas sweating heavily already his shirt is soaked and his face is slick and shiny. How are you feeling today? Nncholas I can't do it. Dr. I can't lose my leg. Even from several yards away. Warren, smells, the booze and winces. He tells patients not to drink beforehand, but he can't blame them either. At least masks the stench of the leg he starts walking forward. I'll be quick under a minute. I promised. Before he can finish. There's a huge clatter nNcholas has jumped off the bed scattering tray of metal instruments, and despite his bad leg he's trying to drag himself away the audience jumps to their feet. There's a near uproar one or two timid students push their way toward the exit unable to watch what they know is coming. Morin suddenly angry. Silence. This is an operating theater. Not a circus. The students settled down, but nNcholas is still sprawled on the floor sputtering. You can't talk to her. You can't take my leg. I'll never work. Again, warn glances at the hooks and pulleys bolted to the walls their anchor points for ropes to hold patients down, but nNcholas is too young and strong. So Warren turns to.
"anesthesia" Discussed on Fresh Air
"In healthy patients come out it's just my statistics but the but i'm very proud of them so it works but i can't tell you why it's been a pleasure to talk with you thank you so much thank you i've enjoyed this very much doctor henry j prison billaud is the author of the new memoir counting backwards adopters notes on anesthesia after we take a short break jesmond ward will talk about her novel sing and buried sing which won the national book award this month it's about a boy growing up with a black mother and white father in rural mississippi this is fresh air more speaks it used to be the playground of government but now rockets and satellites are becoming so small so cheap than even a podcast and do it i'm robert smith and starting november twenty nine the planet lety team launches their very own satellite into the cosmos it was an on npr one or that up using right now cap it off it's been quite a year for author jasmine ward she received a macarthur fellowship and this month who novels seeing unburied seeing when the national book award for fiction her previous novels salvage the bones also one that award sing unburied seeing tells the story of joe joe a mixed race thirteen year old boy he lives with his black grandparents his grandmother is dying from cancer his drugaddicted mother leoni is unreliable she self medicating her grief from the covered up murder of her brother when they were in high school georgia's white father who was never much of a presence in georgia.