17 Burst results for "Andy Lansner"

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:12 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Have to buy and the food's cheap but I don't have to and also if <hes> and they have tennis and they have everything and also so this is the worst part about the fancy courses if they decide to Redo the locker room they assess you charges on top and there's no down payment of fifty thousand like these just monthly dues. It's nice and that's so monthly dues and what what if you just walk it anytime you can drop so you're not committed. It's really good trees horse instead of carts. They prefer you do it early in the morning. If you'RE GONNA walk you're slow down. Yeah I get it yeah and then if I like do you have to have a membership for each person who you bring a family membership. Okay you can bring a guest and then when you bring a guest it's it's almost like like they charge you one hundred bucks for around but your whole family can play and it's a yeah it's good I I'll l. but if I'm paying greenfee like I would in any golf course but I well I would pay it but if you say this is my guess my nephew Jimmy's in town yeah your nephew yeah no. It's just a media. I'm younger obviously Salihi. I don't know if that's true. I wouldn't play play. It's fine Georgia yeah <hes> but now it's plain sevens yeah okay. It's all right here. We go replace sevens. My God does glasses or fantastic. You're welcome. Did you get to look at them. Already played the Belbin Song Lisa Yeah <hes> what was the what was that a parody ova was so taken back Panama. That's right outta bands all right here we go so and you decided you wanted to play eighties. Yeah now. These will be things from the eighties. I'm GONNA GIVE YOU A. I'm going to describe these things from the eighties. We have seven seconds again each one faster you get on the more point. You want to get these fast okay but after seven I'm not good at this. Go hang turned up. Turn ended up. The J. started up a sweet home Alabama this. You're ready to go three two one. It's not a guitar but it it's a keyboard the place no one Ed O'Neill's first T._v.. Show married with children. <hes> this guy was a gay fitness expert Richardson. <hes> Michael J. Fox has come God. I forgot it with the others I know I know what it is all right next one sunglasses the Tom Cruise war in a risky business that brand yeah ray-ban yes <hes> I pretty fool. That guy did Mr T.. Yes <hes> girls. Just WanNa have fun. Cindy law broke that was that was the first one I think I'm D- queued anyway because I said Guitar. It's a Keytar oh yeah it is hard to describe without saying key or tar point point is did I win win anyone's ever done. Oh no you did well..

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:53 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"I've eh felt earthquakes but there's only of maybe three or four that I remember being the one the one that day that we were recording and we happened before we started recording but then it was the day that that pat on the show one of the first times he was on and <hes> and we were like calling to check on people because it was like that one was big yeah that one that one is memorable because it was like yeah but the one on on fourth of July was just like a very subtle rocking <hes> of a type thing and it's kind of like those felt like Kinda like just just roller no big if that was here. No I know but but here it's much worse Oh oh yeah buildings re collapsed it would be that's but it just it's just funny that I mean knock on wood in this in twenty plus years. There hasn't been a lot of crazy keeps talking about the San Andreas fault not far from it. He's obsessed with it. Are we not far. We are not far no so. Is that what they're talking about the big one. Yes you should get out to the movies because that was the whole movie where the entire city of Los Angeles leave it that's going to happen. There wasn't a documentary doc. No the Rock was not in the look what happened. What's going to happen like you're GONNA fall into the ground or are we gonNA whatever we crush? The northridge quake was like what we're probably the worst thing yeah and so some buildings fell. There weren't a lot of big cracks but I recall nine eleven. No no no yeah we forgot about that. Sorry God some three ways split apart and there was like you could if you driving on the ten to ten fell off at Fairfax it just fell off Jesus in the movie earn realize wow that's really my number one fear if in a car being on like an elevated yeah yeah dry but every time I drive the you know the one ten where there's like fifty freeways wrapping around each other in that not that I think of every time like if there's an earthquake right now there's going to be four layers of Highway San Francisco quake where the Yup level onto the bottom of the bay bridge right yeah. I don't yeah see that's the problem is now. My son is researching all latte and it's in his head and I'm not thinking you know. I don't think you can think about it. I think if you think about it. Why did you live here then fill your about the water? Nobody people last question. The San Andreas fault near here goes right through with this room was go. HOW DID SENATOR IS I? I don't know the exact it's it's it's inland wherever wherever there are mountains there is probably we some kind of of earth moving into each other so maybe during confining. I'm just GonNa say if the big one comes. You are the four guys WanNa be with just wanted to tell you what that's one guy. I'd like to have on my side. Oh he knows obviously not here. Seven years forty three minutes away by a little less than three hours away miles thirty miles. That's close baby close yeah but how far away was the epicenter of the one last week. It was <hes> well that was in rich rich Richmond report which is about what but that's a smaller it between here in Vegas Yeah. It's a small I mean this is a similar distance away. They know how big the fault line is. They can tell under the scientists in this again. It's adorable that you're asking us as we suddenly I feel like you are people who I need your information. It's not going to happen. <hes> comedy idiots in between Bakersfield Westfield in Vegas right sounds right. I don't remember yeah so you see me as a weekly regular on this show on just asking..

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

04:26 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"I never thought you'd be someone who does good for others and that's amazing. I commend you. I appreciate that I made some Toronto on the way <hes> but I I go on various talk shows and discussed promoted more people can donate this. You don't have a great face for daytime and that's why we've sort of been the feedback contest indication we have. I would just fun and popular people too but I wouldn't put all right so anyway he goes to Trivia once a week and at a sports bar and <hes> so he always brings in the final question and we have to try to see if we can guess it okay so go ahead guarantee first of all. Did you guys get it. No you didn't get the category categories books books so anti you ever pretend twenty five dollars in your head. How much twenty five would you like to wager on books books five dollars go one dollar? I'm not a big reader meaning. I don't read I'm GonNa five bucks. I'm going to do three okay. That's one question and this is the last question he had on the so. It's supposed to be the hardest one. I'm fucked so it's always give him the five dollars now. You're not going to have to give away anything and just just about I swear at you. The second you walked in the question question is what is the name that hangs above Winnie the Pooh door. Wow that's a great question question. We've all seen it a million times life. I didn't well you've seen the book you see in the images. Maybe didn't he goes to the movie Winnie the Pooh now the name there. I didn't read it. Is it in the Tora no so I did read it. What is the name? Oh Man tigger no. It's character in it yeah but the point is I knew a character so two dollars back. Wow Oh wow it's a name YEP. I'm going to say Robin and it's a solid gas but it's it wouldn't be the final question if that were the answer. I don't think what I'm saying that all right. I have no better solution than that. Could it be his name misspelled 'cause he doesn't really know how to write his name or hoop backwards. They can take Eric I am going to I'm going to say poo. I'm going to say the poos the the name I'm calling Robin <hes>. I'll go <hes> tigger no yeah I'm GONNA go Stevens. I think that's right though it's a misspelling of something that was Andy who came up. I'm sorry Oh you're monitoring it. What is the answer in? What do we get the answer? Is Mr Sanders High See I knew it was an ass backwards and Ers the Mr Sanders so matt wins. Did anybody get it. He had Stevens. That's kind of close but it's not a boy at Trivia. I think somebody get somebody dig it. Nobody got it here. I was in the room know what happened happening Darin. I blacked out for thirty yeah I think I think one team may have gotten it. Did you guys win Trivia. We did that a boy. Do you see a photo of me going up in this room at any point if you've are cast on yes it's only only features of forecast with them well. It looks like famous people on podcast some friends. There's some under the under the friends. Do you know Lord Kilmartin she's been on. I know her from twitter. Wonderful See pleasants in O._C._C. terrific funny right now the name. I know a lot of the names yes yeah you know Matt Walsh. These are people that are famous. I know that's become very famous. Yeah do we respond to those pilots. Got Picked up to show Biz US talking to like. I don't know I was paying attention and you might know but none of us. I guess you're asking a lot about the pilots that get now once. They're picked up been there doing well then. We'll book the book that yes which is interesting like. I don't go to movies a lot..

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

02:23 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"He's not a regular on the program but he's been a guest you. Would you come do it. It'd be fantastic shall do tomorrow me well. I'm on hiatus now but yeah we're going to. I don't know what I would offer to the program. I'm not Nebraska Belen. We need to talk to tell your favorite ellen stories and how you both have been on the same house but she got it and stuff like that. Some of your real estate stores Adam Levine's Taus right yeah. That's what I saw. I had a conversation that we <hes> yeah forty two million what it was I was I was GonNa let you say that I mean I'm just reading what was reported. Here is my take on that. He's making money though she is she listening but what adults Adam Levine is also somehow making that kind of dough. That was more surprising. That's the PARCO is Adam Levine and it's like Oh boy Richard I fifteen twenty two million dollars is a lot of money. Though how a home he's got a hit T._v.. Show for ten years mortgage was though yeah you don't know me by that cash. If you're Adam Levine now he's got but he bought another. He bought Jen Garner's ridiculous place when you like. There's money there but there's these people make money in real like Ellen has done so well. She's so smart with a- and just every time I go to a house I'm like I love this and then she's like well. We're we're we're selling. It and I'm like okay. She's she's she's genius with it and every house is nicer than the next. If that's possible yeah you wouldn't downgrade now right now but yeah. I'm going to go less and less now for her. Yeah I just saw that the Aaron spelling's estate or his mansion just sold for a record. That was the broke the record for L._A.. County Bounty Home Sale One hundred twenty million dollars and somebody bought it yeah who was it who don't remember before that it was the Jerry Lewis. Go for a lot into that's Bob. Hope maybe yeah that's what I meant. Yeah Bob Hope Bob Hope not the same one was revered was hated right yeah yeah that might have been the record before and it's actually not square footage wise. It's not crazy but he has a three hole golf. The person's backyard the land is this of course is your land. This is my land from California to New York..

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

04:14 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"They're not coming here in this ungodly. <hes> are they <hes> in their thirties. <hes> is a deck shepherd burden. Kristen Bell know much more enthusiastic tweet if it was them though so then so then it's not as big a celebrity is is that what he's saying. He has a history thing. I love <music>. Oh as big as shepherd and kristen bell both they're both bigger. The guy is not as big as the girl okay so no interesting okay that makes sense Charles huge huge so she's got Kardashian. No Okay are they fill movie stars is. She has both appeared in film yeah so she a movie star hours. She's a movie star but we know them from television. You know her from from television and from somebody else is she. She currently on television. No she's a musician as well. She is a musician as well. Oh miley Cyrus and Chris whatever his name is the handsome guy. Miley Cyrus is correct and she is Mary to come on. It's not sevens but it's someone just as handsome. I don't Oh it's Hemsworth Liam Hemsworth. Wow that's that is a good one is big and studio sit big. That's big. That's big which ones Liam he's Sandra's brother he was in there. They're both Australian and handsome. I don't like their yeah which one plays Thor Chris Chris is not that one which one was in ghostbusters the only did you see the hunger games no thirteen-year-old girl what Independence Day two and an idiot so there's a lot of knows he's no. He was just in something something very handsome but he is the darker hair yeah he was just in something that he was great in it was he just in. I don't know any and the joke is that he's not as brother. The point is you did not guess we did and now you're trying to get involved with. What was he just point? Is We nailed it probably three questions and you mail that I knew the person that she's so you're more into the whole couples and he was never rebel Wilson. Oh yeah that's right and he's very good in that very quiet back there. What's he doing just fine win? It's a win for Yeah I. I'll tell you my reaction eighty. I'll tell you why battle the the fist-bump between the two of you fucking off putting yeah. Here's the thing I've never got something. Did you see how it did and it's my worst. It happens on the show a lot where after a segment and I'll go up to a guest that I know whatever and sometimes they're Ashley or whatever and they come in for some sort of something and you don't know this stuff and I it it turns into this awkward and I'm not good at I just have to do the handshake twitter and I did and I went sideways. I thought you wanted to arm wrestle. We're going to edit that. You're not the week yeah got it the Rome hey you mentioned the guests on your program this week and I guess you've you've read them all on. You've had the Hillary Clinton on without Hillary Clinton. We've had Barack Obama. We've had Mrs Obama number of times yeah. We've had them yeah. That's pretty much how to everyone. I think I always love when the the way that the buses you know kind of seal off your studio so that the traffic can't get toward oh you mean in the alleyway and the also on all of our Barham whatever visit that second to kind of change in that area. We're like on the street they lineup the audience know the security. <hes> buses the F._B._I.. Buses lined up all along there so people cannot get is up no. I'm not booed buses studio..

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

04:21 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"It's yeah I tried to because yeah. Sometimes I have the kids in the corn at a crash wife would be so mad. I don't unlike you people need to get to me to me. There's Times where people I know you're to reach reports. Vary import never import. What's our giveaway swimmer? I don't talk to Andy. I don't know she would do piano. Stay Pianos two hundred women wheeling organs out to the car. They don't forget. There's GonNa be a line of Ellen. That's my favorite thing. Is We give away these giant things and they're checking their walking out and they go. We'll get shipped to us and we're like no. We hand determine these people who like Uber with seventy yeah yeah it's good to be at the game. They wanted me to take it and we were in your Gulf. We cannot take I had to drive back down to Anaheim to get it. That's crazy. You're welcome yeah. It was great great to get a Free T._v.. But he added to answer your work. I did <hes> all right. Let's go around the room. Let's check in with Erin car pro. He's over there. The pop culture beef Montevideo Dot Com Garin. How was your week vacation? I was good. What did you do it as Garin Cockrel do? Did you have hours over the Barnes and noble same thing. I always do all right movies trivia you saw. Did you see this midsummer about this. Midsummer did creepy <hes>. Let's midsummer. It's the new area movie he did hereditary. He's smart. This isn't the one with the cult I forget how we felt about hereditary. I loved Hardee's area. Is that the one with the Doll House. She makes she makes like Dioramas or we feel about that does go back on the not. Everyone seemed to like it. I don't know I never even very Indian small. Maybe I'M GONNA look it up now but it was awesome movie yester- back to me son saw a movie yesterday loved the Beatles Songs. Yes Oh it's great you saw it already. Is it called yesterday yesterday. Will you didn't even register when I said this movie because here's what you said my son saw this movie yesterday and we are all the title Scott Laurel and Hardy Scott the Beatles and it was he really liked it. It's very good yeah. It's very sorry I just see that Garin. I've not seen it. I've not seen the yesterday no we saw the right before we left for the highland. I WanNa see it that one and the Bruce springsteen one looks looks great. I think that's going to be the better one at the two I don't I don't know if I like to compete with each other that was going to be more emotionally resonant and then yesterday blinded by the light. I think it's called Yeah Yeah. That's a song that did not record. He recorded it oh he did but he meant for men had hit with right. What are you seventy? What are we talking about music springsteen that make me Oh? Are you big sprinting guy. No no no. I'm aware of them now but Duran Duran is here thing but no to mine Laurie Maju scheme. Does anybody like that. Joke is anybody that's a great joke. For four people durant your band. I'd Ledge number one band and I loved them growing up I wanted to be there. I was growing up in Orthodox Jew remember. That was the outside world where good looking guys on stage girl screaming. I was like that's what I want to be a part of that. I want that more than I want this <music> synagogue thing happening right now with the women up stairs separated from the man. I don't know anything about Orthodox Jew. Why would I don't particularly care for understandable? Blanket statement hunters all right well. Let's talk about his week. Okay celebrity sighting which I know we play a game on this show that celebrity sighting now I know you hang out with celebrities but you can still play along with the same person how <hes> wow so basically twenty questions yeah and we have to figure out who Garin saw and this is real. He's not making it up now man..

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

02:04 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"And you could point us up on the wasn't I actually wasn't set his wife is off his friends like games they all do they all interesting to me. Yeah they all do he's. He's just not into it. He's he's the Greg barone family against <hes> all right. Let's go around the horn real FESTA. Are they want to say I might drive into the four zero. Five freeway here Hollywood area there was a woman who I did not know at the time but it was a car where the driver tail light was out and the bumper and the light. We're scraping on the four zero five and it was like how does she not know that's happening. How does she how was she driving that car? It's literally making sparks and I pl- up and she's on the phone. She's little she's holding wow I wonder. I wonder why you got an accident. See that too much anymore but the the phone to the android this a lot you see the pizza slice and you see the texting and driving boy. I can't stop myself itself but I know occasionally and it's bad but now I have that apple play where you can talk to it yeah car player whatever dictate and gums comes with an assistant when you get a Porsche Cayenne the new one. I have a fulltime yes small in the car. That's again your your financial. That is wonderful full-size assistant when you get the more expensive for exactly yeah yeah full human being again Hervey Vilchez team you don't want to you don't WanNa human being next box. I don't even want them in a way they could do that. Outside of the top isn't isn't that kind of what Onstar was trying to be just like a remote assistant that you could still still exist on star. I think you can call Onstar and say onstar which a local Italian restaurant chagall the middle data for you but then by the time they look it up past every as it yeah yeah..

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:18 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"That's we're getting killed for opinions. I know I know you'd feel and you know I can assure you my real fest eh again. That's the other thing it's like. It's also so black and white. It's like I'm all good with. I've shot guns. I just want people to have a little bit more of a background check before they get this weapon in their hands off hundred percent and it's it's. I don't know anyone who wants all guns taken away. No it does don't have any doubt nobody nobody in the history has said that nobody has ever said open borders. Nobody has ever said there was another one that would be interesting. Open borders. Just let let them come in kidding so insane so insane to me to go you want open borders. I go no. I don't well yeah there was actually one of the things that happen as migrants to flow back and forth it would work for a season go back to their families <hes> when we shut things down it trapped a lot of people in the United States they decided to say because they didn't know if they'd be able to get back in right so it actually Jimmy got here. Yeah we sort of created a bigger problem <hes> by I did not see I'm getting an edge. Just come in freely and then go home well. Here's the thing we internationally there were passports until about nineteen ten or nineteen fifteen somewhere in there it used to be that if you wanted to go a place you would go there and if you committed a crime then you would be the subject to that country's laws that was it was simple and now there's all this other stuff going on it. It's it's I just bought the camera my camera and I liked it. It's a little bit on because you're not shooting up on the Chin because I'm at that age now where uh-huh starting so I appreciate that yeah yeah with this camera at high that it just can't go and hire little. Did you finish zoe think so. You're not gonNA lower <hes> luckily she's not being to Adam like she's. She seems to understand but there will come a day when you know school at some point where everyone else is on there and it's like what do you do. I don't know if she here's what I find also and we're not going to talk about our kids the whole time. Are we dreaming we are that's Today's top trend in pug parenting. My kids don't know how to use a phone they either text or they face time but they're not looking at each other even they just leave the phone when I give my son a phone because like hey mom wants to talk to you alot they have no. They have no idea how to talk on phone. Why are we doing this? We could just put down the phone or everything is speaker. Everything everything is so I mean and I'm not exaggerating. Hello I can't hear her. We'll put it to your ear. Those are yes. It's yeah my son does the home with the landline. We'll put on speakers that he could playing fortnight and they're talking to each other and it's a lot going on the video games. That's thank God. I don't know that's great yeah. It's great yeah you are. I would imagine you to be a good parent. My wife visited wife and I am along for the ride but pardon me. I don't think you can take credit for your son. Not Having an interest view gives us doesn't have an interest like if you had an interest then you would have to deal with it.

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:43 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"So I as you know. I'm not a big crowds person and the only the only political rally I've ever been to Bernie rally. He couldn't have been nicer people like I. I don't like we're all sort of walking towards the thing and I'm worried that I'm GonNa get bumped into or and somebody's GonNa get upset at something or whatever everybody was polite. Everybody was very nice it so so in person anyway that's an example of it is people I've met people who thought oh I thought you were going to be much more of an asshole based on your twitter persona and it's like none of us. Are really that person none of us. You know I'm I'm. I'm we've come to this place where we have to choose a side. Are we left or right and then if you're left you got to always be so left and I think I sometimes find myself tweeting things that I don't totally believe just well not that I don't talk don't the back. There's no no no and I delete them. I delete them because I'm like yeah. I don't feel that strongly about this now but the point is I've been off of a week I feel better. I looked better obviously not looking down at my phone constantly. Yeah I've learned my kid's names did not know yeah I did not know it before junior yeah exactly right is are your kids on social media. That's they are not near at that age now where they're talking about wanting to get instagram and I think it's so horrible. It's horrible and yet I'm on it all the time which is not unfair. I'm not on anything else. I'm not instagram not facebook. I'm not but I think it's I think it's a so telling that Steve Jobs never let his kids get ipads and like he knew the evil that this stuff was that he was created. It's interesting to me that it's kids weren't in a Lotta have it until they were so yeah. No I hope they never get on social. Media Zoe is <hes> probably chomping at the bit <hes> she wants. She's about to turn eleven <hes> but she's she's doesn't the only thing that Julie's been no <hes> the only thing she asked my kids are twelve. I'm looking for for bride soon. Explain why tick Tock fewer friends or on Tick Tock which is musically weekly <hes> which is also evil <hes>. I don't know what that is. It's it's kind of a short form video. It started out as a as as an APP where you would <hes> basically do Karaoke into your selfie Cam and they provide the track. Can you sing into it and make a little video and which <hes> seems innocuous enough but people there. It's totally UN moderated I think so it's literally underage children uploading videos of themselves and just that's out there for a while which is awful so I was like no way and then it's also because it's completely unregulated. There's a lot of heat just a lot of nasty stuff that you find on a platform where there's not an that's the problem is. Is this all the hatred on there. No and it's scary yeah and I've even I have sympathy for because I went through that whole thing with Melania. I have sympathy for people on the right. I find myself with sympathy even people I fully disagree with when they get attacked. I'm like like I want to reach out to them and go. This is going to pass like when Dana Loesch N._R._A.. Guns I'm. I'm I'm not that when she was getting mobbed for for the N._R._A.. Firing her whatever happened last week. I felt horrible for her. That's I can't explain it because she has an opinion..

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

04:27 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"There's that's a thing I guess you have Internet here. The worldwide web wow over what the boys are twelve daughters twenty three's and where's the other sports play roller hockey. They played right here North Hollywood is that right yeah. They love it they lie and you're a big kings guy. You love me. You love going to actual hockey. That's the only sport I like following really really. I don't see yeah hockey guy so I I grew up east coast so I was yeah I love it. Okay all right yeah. I know I so you're you're what do you like. Do you like sports. I like something called none of Your Business With that appreciative you mind your business joke a solid every week every time I by the way it killed me when you said what do you mean when you get back I it killed me to not in a hurry type up right after it's a little right after new business <hes> it makes me laugh. Every time I follow baseball and to a lesser extent golf but baseball I follow yeah very much. I hated baseball my whole life just because I found it so boring and slow and I've gone to a couple of dodger games and I'm starting to get what people like about it but it's definitely slow definitely but there's something about it you go if you're with good people. You have nice conversation you watch the game you pay attention good people Jimmy. I'd check with stones. He's got good seats where you get the the free buffet underneath. That's nice. That's that's money dugout club or something yeah yeah I know I know I know a lot of celebrities. Yeah yes again. I see your twitter feed. I've been off for a week. I am I am on. I don't like it. I like it. I the world is wonderful off of twitter in over a year ago did tonight tell you something. The world is much more optimistic off of twitter. I it's UNBELIE. I mean I'm I'm working well now. I'm on hiatus but I'm working looking at a show where we genuinely laugh all day every day. It's fun. It's funny where we're having a good time and I'm walking around half the time pissed about something trump just tweeden and I'm like I'm not even realizing how it's affecting acting me and that also a lot of these people that are quote unquote twitter famous in the political sphere. Nobody knows about in the world now that I'm off twitter you mentioned any of these names of of of these either very right. People are very left people and they're like I don't know I don't know yeah it doesn't it. It's and it's for sure an addiction. It's for sure an addiction. It's I'm aware of it now that I've been off of it a week like you just tweet stuff to get you know the likes and so people are like reaffirming something that I'm not getting from my wife children but you're a guide that we're talking about it because the New York Times uh-huh quarter one of my tweets this week. which was that's a big deal? There was exciting but that happens do a lot yeah. You'RE GONNA get fifty thousand likes on all your tweets but yeah but but I'm not fully the person I am on twitter. That's what I think is part of the problem I am not I'm sort of first of all. I'm not that political like I've never worked for me to go. I always hated trump. I hated trump from before because you're getting the coast unique and everyone New York knew he was a clown and also the big thing for me was the central was when he called we were all there when he called for the execution of five kids who had even been convicted and that stuck with me that was like okay. This is racism and that's that's why and then I've always just hated him. I'm just always hated everything about him. And then he became president and I was like how did this happen well. I'm very serious yeah. We probably should have prepped before you got here. We're pro-trump on that's fine. We also support the doctor Bill Cosby Yeah. There's a great dentist in Minneapolis that we we love the woman don't in Kentucky. What is your name? I forget her name. We forget her name. Let's continue to forget her name.

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:49 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Do I remember I know yeah I are you so much. I tested very well. People enjoyed me. They win the first two minutes and we had a lot of people come in and look at you now. This all lines up the story. I've been hearing for twenty years good notes eh every pilot. I've tested better than anybody in the history of the network. That's what I was better than Chuck Wollery Great. I get the fabric what somebody else yes. Yes you better than Oh. Is that right so we're GONNA go with mine. We're probably going to hear that the effort Mark Good Luck with your project <hes> Eddie ally you guys who are GonNa. You haven't seen these guys. I haven't seen them in awhile. That's more relaxed in my lymph. Eh assholes right for just ten days of how many how many in the family in my family as my son Oliver who's eleven dot and we went golfing in Hawaii we wouldn't play nine holes in ninety five degree heat. He's play I do yeah. I'm not good. Here's my joke joke is a strong word. Here's my statement about golf whether I play Riviera right or a public horse I'm GonNa Shoot Ninety two. It doesn't matter that's not bad it. Doesn't that's where I am ninety to ninety five. I would say yeah on a good day days where I just go. I'm not going to keep score anymore. I just stop. I my boys. My boys drive it further than I do at twelve at twelve I loved having it like two fifty. Wait what yeah they're insane. It's insane and they have no stress about me. I'm thinking in my head. Ok Ted down so I go to them well. What are you thinking nothing? You know they swing it they don't have they're both good at it. They're both good. They're on the golf team at school and so on and so they're gonNA be there too young but in a year or so they'll play over Buckley okay. I don't know what that means. It's a wealthy private school portion. They mock your car yeah. It's actually low. Oh Heck Yeah right well. My son is nowhere. My son is very good but he's nowhere. He's not doing that. He's he's still if he is able to drive it one hundred dollars very happy but he's happy but it's it's a victory to just get it up. In the Air Hundred Percent Hundred Frustrating Sport <hes> I did not play well in Hawaii. WILL I play. I shot a fifty three for the nine holes and that's not my that's five over what I usually do that. Five bothered me and I ruined the vacation because of clubs around. Did you bring clubs random site. Yeah I'M NOT GONNA. Do you see guys at the airport with all the time and I go really you really need yours professional. If you're not wrote you don't need to be waiting there that giant road and the wife is always annoyed when the guys waiting for the clubs or surfboard. I don't get either. You can write that down there. All that's another go and why do I have to bring your so yeah so so particular about your I I don't I don't I don't surf maybe a certain footing on it. I don't think so. I don't know we gotta you. GotTa put your bare feet on it. Okay true. I went to snorkel equipment. I'm sucking on that thing. I'm buying spare. I never ask. Do you guys clean this between never applied in the mouth. Exactly I mean you gotta imagine if you did ask the near that one astle who did that and so therefore they're going to give you the one that didn't get eric trump like when you when you make a complain about the food you've we always figure that somebody's going to do this is free yeah. Thank you to charge over the years that until after we'd bill people shape their own surfboards so oh that could be why they oh yeah..

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:23 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Yes Sir Astute observations. I saw a driving over here. Jordan was number twenty three right yeah. I saw somebody had a license plate. It said no twenty-three no and I I I thought well maybe somebody's angry at twenty three but then I realize it's probably number twenty three but then I don't know why you have that extra no well. Here's the thing here's a crazy piece of information that you might not know the Lakers just traded for Anthony Davis Star Center for the New Orleans Pelicans and no and he was number twenty three so I wonder if it is white have been him a fancy car it was it was a Nice S._U._v.. I didn't <hes> was it a California play or Louisiana. I think it was California. Play okay. That's interesting because just or maybe somebody who didn't want that trade to happen. Maybe no no no that's getting that's getting ahead of the game with your plates well. Here's the weirder part of it the Lebron James Number Twenty three and so when this trade went through how are they handling the agreed to give Davis says number and and he's going to go back to six which he wore in Miami. Oh I think thank you must have worn it. I think he wore in high school or something. I don't remember how that all he had some history with the number twenty with number six. I mean so he's going to be six and Dave is GonNa be twenty three. That's how that goes all right. Here's for Colorado Walk our guests to it. That's worked runs ellen show some professional stand up street. Tuck your shirt into something. This Guy Runs Ellen Hebron professional show business. Don't embarrass us in the Hallway <music> right embarrassing how there's no doubt about it. There's no doubt about the out there too good Lord good Lord I it also Ryne Sandberg was number twenty three as was Robin Ventura era other famous twenty. Three's from Chicago Anyway. They're real any listeners now walked into the room. Leave that door open an animal close to fucking door. What do you do sit yes? It's a real studio. This is show business. I understand that you run the lot but this is also a show business happens off lots as well. Andy people often comment that we are a lot. There's a lot going on about just walked and he's taking time away from twitter to spend time with human beings interact with other people with the conversationally anti longtime. I'm thrilled to finally have him on the show. That's the truth and Andy Welcome in. We're GONNA bring over the Big Table The minute you you start hearing like this little guests waiting area yeah. How did they get a handle on the hallway? 'cause I very well. It's very professional. Oh he wasn't sure where I was going. You told me exactly what to do. Sit in a chair. Don't approach Jimmy. Okay yeah exactly okay kindness. I just sit in this chair and Jimmy let you know when he's ready for this. I guess that's that's what they would tell you the real studio. This isn't but if you if there's a waiting room they would say wait out here and then Lebron yeah when the ready that's what would happen here. We bring him right in etc.. Getting people involved get it to our listeners here listen. Let's take an early break then. Bring them over to the table. I'm sure you want to talk about soccer. At some point the ladies of <hes> shrug your obsessed with it and then it was a one and it was exciting exciting..

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:45 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"I've spoken too soon because you weren't engaging in conversation with us like a Vamon being job. It was obviously needs to be taken care of. He did win Zombie Zombie movie sure for sure all right congratulations to this. What do I do that for you? I know as a New New York Times contributor on your resume contributor to the New York not contributor and not the tea is already there. How's your twitter bio already? Well Real Garin. I don't want to be associated with that failing industry. We're all I want to be one of the enemy of the people you know. It's a little weird times that all that man does is tweet out lies to his and this fanbase believe it. I know I'm just stating what women say for three years I it's it's unbelievable that he's still doing it. The New York Times Dude it is done with it. He hasn't stopped so that part's plachy arriving but it's unbelievable that as as a society we are now functioning in that mode that that's a okay. I can't believe you didn't hear about the fourth of July thing but I did. I did watch Rachel Maddow and she was talking about the <hes> Oh what was the o the Census Question Decision Yeah and trump's tweet about that and <hes> I don't since only because we've gone down this road a little bit just the fact that he tweeted that it doesn't matter whether the census question ends up on the thing. I think that the people will be afraid. We'll be afraid they're not going to know they will they. They won that round. Yeah it doesn't it doesn't matter yeah weird to me that we're talking so much about tweets and oh that's a good point down to <music>. I heard a song of the drive in today met. The remember made me think of you but I don't think this is one of those that was on your movie theater playlist. The pickup man was that on on a pick up in my. I can't believe I just heard I can't do. I WANNA say it's our boy Joe tiffy okay. Oh is that is that is that Joe jiffy yeah in about a pickup man. I ain't loan amount of pig up man it. It's got a I think it's horrible but it's it's got a hook to it that you're gonNA get roped into. That's so tiffy in general I think he was sort of like the poor man's Toby Keith for a while but his songs are great but at the same time they're like you can pick them apart and just go had junk rock from side rather than the sun is junk but at the same time comes on and go. Hey you know what I can sing along to this and enjoy it. That's kind of what a lot of ninety s country was just like the pop country to an extent that made a lot of people who liked country mad because they're like this isn't country just pop music with Twang Slide Guitar Guitar or whatever uh-huh wherever you want to participate in this slide guitar that of course reminds me of the Peach Schwab of that he witnessed guy talking about during brought up before it you know Michael Jordan at his prime they were talking about the Bulls IOS gave it in this guy was was Jordan key and that gain Oh yes the greatest of all time he may have been involved..

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:46 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Yet is not come up in a long time but because I quit in September yelled at us and you and I don't think Garin really played that much really it's only Elliot. He has no one to talk to about anymore because it's still thing it is still probably the number one watched thing on twitch so yeah yeah. Everyone most watched so you're saying folks watching people play people play so you so. What did you guys have a little audience as well yeah yeah? It was a plus. The Devil and character has been in this room right to Trivia with William both both both okay yeah. He was a very nice fella and he seemed to enjoy his time. It was fun yeah L.. Elliot <hes> attempted. There's they've built out the creative mode of fortnight now so that you can instead of just playing against ninety nine strangers or whatever you can actually build your own little world and play in that separately from the masses and so Elliott had this big grant because I made the statement like I would play it again if I could play the version of that game that I want which is just me and a few friends playing as a team against bots instead of other human beings who are invariably much better than I am at the game and just kill me on the island the same way and so it's like I think I could actually create that in creative mode and so he he tried to make a version of the game with that was like that and although although I have to I have to admit that I only half listen to what you said and so I missed what you wanted with what I just said you the most honest stand up guy and now you're admitting to the half listening well. That's the same as being dishonest it means he's nodding his had pretending he's listening and he's not no. He wasn't listening all right. You made it very clear. He's not good at pretending IMPROV skills. He's not a good actor so yeah but it was it was interesting if it had worked correctly that what you meant it to would have been very cool yeah technical thing because I can only test it by myself and at work when I tested it by myself but as soon as they were more than one player in there at some it was almost like programming a game in itself something we kept having draw for some reason this finished describing why it was flawed. Laud was working very boring but it but it was still kind of fun to dismiss around in there and then in Liam was okay he he didn't mind any of these. We played a few just regular games. I get get some Standard Fund in there so you you shaw shoot a couple of guys year. Obligations covered yeah. The thing about fortnight is a big part of it. At least in my experience is that it's the game is almost secondary to the social aspect of it of being online with people with friends or whoever and just chit chatting as you you play because there's a lot of downtime in the game I it doesn't have to be that way but the way I've always played hiding under bushes. <hes> there's a lot of time where you're not doing anything so you just talk and goof around and it's kind of like this podcast is trying to make each other laugh so that was kind of what it was to some extent. It's not the talent this podcast that was quite clear. I mean anyone who was witnessing. The stream. General Fortnight is Italian. Lets people could go and no but you bring bring up a good point. which was the lack of Pardo was you guys are fun guys I I'm going to I'm going to deny your statement? Say That Liam and the folks in the chat room seem to be having fun. I think Garin was a lot distracted acted so that was three conversations off like he was talking to his roommate. He was chatting with people texting that was proof reading his script at Trivia night can't fuck and focus therefore nothing gets. It's done Garin is I think I can safely say that I one fortnight hang hang on guys..

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:04 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"I there's no dominant I was being a child and also let's be fair like the deserts Vegan desserts twenty years ago. We're true food. In general I think has gotten better on the inside secrets on some things out but but a vegan cookie today is night and day versus one from twenty years ago because what the <hes> there was also that <hes> Baker and Fairfax. It's not there anymore but we would go there all the time and that they had vegan desserts and I always commenting how bland it was. Daniel finally came clean to me that it was she wouldn't see that you didn't know or she did and I didn't so self involved and didn't care about twenty years. AGO really sounds like you're describing <hes>. What was the name of that place? I couldn't tell you because I I may be getting a vegan cookie. Just eating was eating cardboard. It was horrible yeah yeah but today they can beat delicious. I've had I've had I think that <hes> our friend <hes> Matt <hes> on her Donald and his brought in some Vegan stuff very good so <hes> the technology we got our resident. <hes> Vegan here a Garin cockle. I didn't want to out him because they didn't know what his there's no way he. He's been three months. I'm not doing it all right now. What happened are you? Do you just have a breakdown. No I need to get back to it but no in fact I had dogs friend the day we did fortnight we really but the listener with Liam Devlin yeah the thank you again to Liam for donating to smiletrain yeah Friday night we all got on the old Internet and leads video game. Yeah we're tardiness. It was fun but my you had some drama with technology was working. Karen was swearing at the world via text of Elliot. It was right on your own homes. Is that how this works. You don't have to get together right correct. Is it more fun to get together or is it together. We'd have to bring our own system. You'd have to have your own television in your place. Okay do that and I've done. I've done that like parties yeah those were. Hey look it can be fun while you kind of the old days you had to do that. If you wanted to play games like that but no I hate to bring up mad magazine because they're closing shop but yeah didn't do that didn't go somewhere though with magazine we would take turns playing Dan and myself and whoever else was there would take turns and then we were we'd be playing with people in other places like Elliott that'd be one person maybe who would get online in his home and then we'd be playing with them but only one person in the Matt offices at a time would be and that's so let me ask you a question. I obviously is all these fads do they. There's peaks and valleys. <hes> there was a time where you guys did not shut up. A fortnight..

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:52 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Re tweeted by Hey George Conway and your husband Kelly says I only know this because then when people would respond to it they would respond from where they saw it for Bradley Whitford John Stamos and then there's a fourth one who's the most famous of them all at. I can't remember who it is but it's like a huge name and then of course not one of them followed me not one of them. You know what I like. This guy this guy's Gibb. I gained a and that's the other thing is like I I'm in the New York Times this thing and I get thirty thousand which is more than any followers. I haven't had like twenty five hundred re tweets and I gained a four hundred people at that most following is done. I think you have to you have to get <hes> you have to get put up in that rarefied space a bunch of times before a lot of people go. You know what I keep seeing. This guy's name is GonNa follow him like a few people will do it every time but to get that like momentum. I think you need to be like oh Lord Kilmartin or someone who had lorries that many here but yeah I mean I'm not until I was one of a writer that was I think with Mike Drucker and right. Mike Drucker is a good example like he's someone who I remember was up there and again our guest today any last year he went from this guy that I knew just as a producer at Ellen and then of course I did a pilot with the musical. We'll talk about what he hits here but you who went from Yeah Oh Eddie lobsters astor's on here to Holy Shit ain't the king of twitter and that other guy that guy that I always quote news last night I can never say twenty Pozniak or Tony Pas de he's. He's very very funny although he's going. He's a kind of a weird meltdown this week. <hes> somebody busted told him he swears too much now. All of his tweets are about how I'm sorry I swear so much and so somebody got his head which is a shame because he is sharp and funny and quick and churning them out by the our great great tweets politically based of course down our president sure right. Which of course I don't stand for? I was just making a joke at the expense of Hamilton and that's what I was about. It was people you didn't just go ahead and I basically I can try to say go ahead well. I would only be perfect and I was like I have it in your voice. No you go ahead Gary Inaugural Course I've Seen Hamilton four times. I have to admit I still tear up at the airport scene. At the airport. She was based on our president saying that the Revolutionary Wars and the war thank you that the soldiers continental army defended the airports airports God. Are you know do it was it was a whole thing on twitter was and that was just my take on. It and luckily people seem to enjoy it but you know a New York Times found very proud of you. That seems extreme sending thank you wasn't intended is that it came off a little condescending all right. I'm GONNA come over and rub his head. We'll tell you this awesome very nice. <hes> thing has got along for a moment. I helped with a pilot a couple of weeks back that I enjoy doing a live presentation of pilots into one of the producers on that ended up sending me. Thank you basket the a treat basket cookies cupcakes brownies traits that sort of thing muffins muffins and it arrived. I want to say the day that Whoa I think was the day that we got to Hawaii and it's like okay..

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"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

02:00 min | 1 year ago

"andy lassner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Here's what we sit down and the guy says hey you guys are back. We said Yeah and he said I'm good with names Pardo and we we were like Yes yes and he goes he goes he goes. I remember it because it's an interesting name because there used comedian I used to watch TV with the last name by first there used to be and it's not fun on vacation. Yeah it was not for humor no no no and then he got he got a little wrapped up with Don Pardo and he kept on talking about how the announcer Don Pardo and yes of course that isn't <hes> and then he was saying Danielle finally threw me under the bus is the best way to put it and said Sir is Jimmy and then he's like Oh my God yes and then he was he didn't mean it I think he was he was he was kind of conflicting both Don Pardo and Jimmy Pardo and saying used to <hes> but I know what he's doing <hes> my mind he was going to hurt my feelings. I just want to relax after the first visit. He looked you up on the Internet. Okay okay now. I know who this guy is if he comes back I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh Yeah I used to watch you and I do believe that in the time that <hes> while he probably should have been waiting on tables he I do believe you googled in between that conversation and US leaving because then he used my first name way too many times from there oh so he didn't even get as far as figuring out the first name in the car. No no it was just it was just part and used to there used to be that I would watch and then he was like right. Gee I think it'd be good to see you me and <hes> so but he was very nice man. Bob What's his name <hes> very nice man and we had a I used to I used to get food served to me from a guy named Bob the day before I wish I would have been that quick and witty instead..

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