18 Burst results for "Andrew Santino"
Netflix is A Daily Joke
"andrew santino" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"But I learned that I don't know how much I care about legacy. I think I want to enjoy it now. And there's this idea. A lot of people want legacy. They want to live forever. Whether it's through something they've done or through children that they have. I tried to have kids. It's been a tough road. I'm not going to lie. It's been really, really hard. We did everything I was taking vitamins and supplements and nutrients and CoQ10 and proceed. I changed my diet, my sleep schedule. I did everything. We did everything they asked us to do, man. We stopped drinking. You know, we started exercising more, getting better sleep. We started having sex on a schedule on a schedule down to the minute of when you're supposed to have sex in different positions. Different times a day, different places in the house. We started pegging. We were doing everything. Everything. Some of you don't know what pegging is and just look it up on the way home. I don't know what to tell you, your honor. Now we're not doing that, but through the process I did learn about edging, I learned what edging was an edging is incredible. I don't know if you know what this is, but we were reading a book. And kama sutra, and it had all this stuff about trying to enhance your orgasm with your partner. And one of these things was edging and edging is where you get close to ejaculation, then you stop and get close and you stop and you get close and you stop and you just over and over and over again it's supposed to heighten your pleasure sensors in your mind and your body and your spirit so you and your partner have this perfect orgasm one another. But when I read it, you know, I'm not a smart man. So immediately, I turned to her, I was like, can you imagine how big my load's going to be? She was like, what? I was like, I'm gonna blow your fucking back out. Oh my God. Feel like 30 gallons of it. She's like, that's not how it works. I'm like, yes, it is. I remember super soakers when I was a kid. You didn't shoot those on the first pump. You weren't just like, 'cause. You were like. Until it was about to break when it was like. Then you smoke them with that big load. That's not how it works. Stream Andrew Santino, cheeseburger, only on Netflix.
Netflix is A Daily Joke
"andrew santino" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"I got it. And then I got the vaccine and I had friends that were like, dude, you already had it. You don't need to get the vaccine. And I was like, all right, I understand what you're saying, but look, I wanted to hear out the anti vaxxers. I wanted to hear what they had to say. I'm a contrarian. I was like, let me hear what they got to say. But their PR was terrible. They had like one meeting and they were like, you don't know what's in it? I was like, that's not going to work. I had a bratwurst three days ago. I've never known what's in those things. Have you ever known what's in those things? What are you talking about? You don't know what's in it. It's like the most fun phrase. We used to do ecstasy in high school all the time. Yeah, not Molly, not that pussy shit you guys do today. We did drano, dude. We did drano drips. I'm glad it's I'm glad I'm done with it, dude. It's nuts. My dad, dude, my dad got it. And didn't tell anybody. And then went to the ER, didn't tell anybody. Got out and then gave me a ring. I swear to God, he called up. He was like, hey, just got out of the hospital. I was like, are you okay? Did you fall? Because at certain ages, they just fall a lot. He's like, nah, rona. I was like, oh my God. Are you okay? He's like, dude, in and out. 5 days in and out, knocked it right out. That's a work week. That's a long time. To be in the ER, he was like, no big deal, though, I was like, did you, were you on a ventilator? He's like, no, at night, they gave me a breathing thing, and I was fine. I was, I talked to my buddy, who works in the ER and I was like, yeah, he didn't want to tell anybody that he got sick. He's like, yeah, that's a thing. His generation, they're ego, they're pride. They don't want to admit that they got it. He's like, but he shouldn't feel bad. There's so much more weird shit that goes on in the ER. And I'm like, I know, I bet. Tell me. I want to hear it. He's like, I can't do it. It's like doctor patient privileges and, you know, it's unprofessional. It's kind of unethical and I was like, I've gotten high with you between shifts. So let me know. You know what I mean? He goes. He goes, all right, one time this guy, him and his girlfriend were playing with sex toys. And they were using them on each other, having a good time, and they had this thing called the screaming bullets, just a little tiny vibrator. And they were using it, and then she decided to flip the script, use it on him, you know? Change it up. Change up the batting order. We'll see who's next. So she's using it on him, and I don't know if the tides were strong that day. Or the moon was in retrograde or whatever. But it just got sucked up inside of his ass. Yeah, his ass was like, give me that vibrator. Like when you used to lose a cassette tape in the deck of the car. No, no, no, no, no. It's never coming out. And your car would tease you and spit it back out, but suck it in and go. Then. So this poor gentleman had a little mini vibrator in his butt just banging off the walls. Like brick breaker, just like, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. And they couldn't get it out of this poor fella. And so this gentleman had to go to the ER where my buddy works at. This guy went to the ER. Yeah, instead of killing himself, he went into the ER. Instead of obviously. No way am I going to the ER? People are saying goodbye to their loved ones. People are like, nana, don't go. We're going to miss you, nana. And you got to walk by like, wait. And like, sir, sit down, and you're like, it's way worse if I sit down. Echo through the halls. Watch Andrew Santino, cheeseburger. Only on Netflix..
Netflix is A Daily Joke
"andrew santino" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"Yeah, you got to mind your own business to pay attention to your own life. You got your own thing going on. The world is collapsing as we speak, dude. Have fun. It's over. It's over, dude. It's a 156 in LA right now. Look, I know global warming is real. I know it's real. There is no question in my mind. But also, it's pretty impressive. It's pretty impressive that this thing's been around for four and a half billion years. We've been around for 6000 for civilization 200,000 race and we broke it. That's pretty rock and roll, dude. You're a pussy ass earth is what it is. It's sad. It's disgusting. No, it's awful. It's awful, but I also don't want to be yelled at about it. Because it's such a massive problem that you're like, why are you yelling at me? About the globe heating up. That's crazy. I'm not the one that dumped millions of gallons into the ocean of oil. I didn't do any of that stuff. Why are you yelling at me? I don't like that. Don't yell at me, all right? Like they sent that kid out. Greta Thunberg, they sent a child to yell at us. They said the child to yell at you and you took it. All of you just took it. And I'll say this, dude. Good on that little girl for having like the bravery and the confidence to stand up for something she believes in for her generation, something that she really cares about and to talk to adults like that about something she's passionate about. Like, good for that kid, dude, that's impressive. But also, shut up, you little asshole is fucking. You never paid a mortgage, you dick, you don't know how hard this is. You never got a parking ticket when you got 19 bucks left to your name. Shut up. Also, I know she's from Sweden, but I didn't like that little Nazi twang in her voice. You heard it. And she was like, shame on you. You're like, hey, hey, hey, hey. What is that? Is that Nazi shit? What was that? Don't yell at me about shit I can't control. That's the thing. I can't control that. Why are you yelling at me about something I can't control? And they bully us about it. They took away straws in California. They made them illegal in some states to serve. It's insane. And they took them away and we were like, all right, all right, I guess. No one asked for proof. No one was like, why are you doing this? And they threw away. They go, turtles, turtles are dying. And we just were like, oh, okay, seems reasonable. Does it? Where? Where are all these turtles? I'm almost 40. I've seen 6 turtles my whole life. You're telling me millions of turtles are dying with straws lodged in their heads? Where? Show me the shells. Show me the shells. And I'll stop using them. I don't buy it. I'm not a smart man. But that math does not add up. The physics on that is crazy. Ocean big. Ocean big. Big ocean, yeah? Ocean big. Straw float. Turtle move. Tied strong in ocean big. Ocean, big turtle move tide strong straw flow. You're telling me all these elements line up perfectly. For a straw to get in a less than 5 millimeter hulk in a turtle's head. That's like me flicking a Q tip in the air and catching in the tip of my penis. Watch Andrew Santino, cheeseburger, only on.
Lex Fridman Podcast
"andrew santino" Discussed on Lex Fridman Podcast
"In my mind, I want to help him. I want to help him reestablish some sort of a different route for him to go in terms of his career and whatnot, and so I had him on my podcast. And it didn't go the way. I wanted it to go, you know? I mean, I've always believed if he just fully just was apologetic and said, you know, I'm sorry for stealing in general because we don't know specifics, you know what I mean? And I don't want to argue every case, you know? So I thought the healthiest thing to do was just in a broad way, listen. I stole, I'm so sorry. These are the reasons why. And I'm a different guy now, but it just never happened in that way. And so it's been difficult. So you don't think he self reflected looking in the mirror about mistakes of the past at all? Do you think he's aware? I think it's ego. I think that he. For one reason or another, he because there are probably jokes that he legitimately in his heart know that he wrote that people are accusing of stealing, right? Yeah. But you know, it's like we don't know, right? So it's like just apologize for all of it, right? But he won't. He fights for every, you know, every point. And you know, I just think that that's not the route. And he, I mean, he's always going to make money. He's never going to be what he should be. Which is he's a powerful performer. In terms of laughs, I mean, dude, I wouldn't want to follow him. He's a crusher. So it's like, you know, it's really, he can act. He has all the skill sets. It's just that, to me, he went about it in the wrong way. And it's sad to me. But I will always love him. And I've always will thank him for all the help that he's done. So he's still got room in your heart for him. I have room for my heart for a lot of people, man, you know? Hitler? All right. What was returning back to Taco Bell, 'cause you said kalila basically started it. What's the origin story of Taco Bell? You know, when I met her, by the way, for people listening in case you somehow don't know what Taco Bell is the podcast you do, it's an amazing podcast. You're also do a bad friends with Andrew Santino. So on. Thank you so much for the plug. Appreciate it. I don't know. It's context. It's not the plug. It's the things that we're doing it. I'm on a show called. Okay, that's enough. Thank you. So what was the name of the show, you're on? I'm on a couple shows. It's good for you. Netflix. I'm on the Sex and the City. Sex and the City. Yeah? I'm on reservation dogs. It's an FX show. Wait, Sex and the City is not a joke. No, I am actually on Sex and the City. What are they rebooting the show? They did. Okay. And just like that, Sex and the City. Oh, and you're on it. Is this not a joke? You can Google it. Okay. Who do you play? I play a podcaster on it. On the show, Sarah is just like a Parker's Carrie has a podcast and I'm her podcast partner. Oh, got it. Perfect. But I'm also now my storyline..
Lex Fridman Podcast
"andrew santino" Discussed on Lex Fridman Podcast
"Have been a fan of years for many, many years. I think you're one of the funniest people in the world. I've been a fan since Matt TV days 20 years ago. To today with Taco Bell, so given that, given your status as a world class comedian, how did it feel that you were not invited to Andrew Schultz's wedding in I was? Were you there? Yeah, I was there. I was the least funny person there. Yeah. And the whole time I was thinking, isn't that funny that Bobby Lee is not good? Yeah. All my life, I always felt like people didn't like me and didn't want to invite me to things, you know what I mean? I think that's fundamentally the reason why I do what I do. So it really did hurt a lot. And I had resentments. I did some revenge fantasies. About how I'm going to get revenge on him and stuff. Yeah. And him specifically. It's him specifically. Like have a big wedding invite everyone except him, stuff like that. Yeah. And then just write him a letter like, see, that's how it feels or whatever. But instead of that, 'cause I've been therapy and stuff, I'm just kind of like trying to let it go. What did you do there? This, right here, why'd you do that? I forgot to start the timer. And now it's over. So again, take two. No, you still feel like an outsider, you're exceptionally successful, many domains still feel. Yeah. You know, I'm doing a Netflix show tonight with Andrew Santino at the comedy store, and this and that, but like last night, you know, I just felt like I wasn't a part of. In fact, on stage, I go, I even mentioned that I go Netflix. They don't like me. You know what I mean? And I just say things like that. They're not true. And this is something that I want to correct with myself because I have this internal dialog that's based. On just the past and 99% of the things that go on in my mind aren't true and I'm just at a point in my life where I'm just don't want to start I don't want to live like that anymore..
Doin it! with Danny and Jenny
"andrew santino" Discussed on Doin it! with Danny and Jenny
"Even have a TV. People are proud of you. You are prouder of not having a TV that I was when my kids were born. Yeah. I think we hate that. I don't want to even have a TV. We don't even have a TV. Really? So, I mean, when did you find out about 9 11 on like the 15th? How did that work? Well, I'm like, but are you because it's when you go, hey, have you seen have you seen little Nicki? But if you go like, hey, you know, have you seen this documentary on Netflix? I don't have a TV on watch TV. Are you aware that there's an invention called television and on that television? People show like don't be a dick. Okay, okay. Here's a hypothetical. I love I love hypothetical games. Okay. Who announces their thing first? The person that doesn't own a TV or vegans. Boy, that's tough. Well, are you having dinner with them? Oh, or cross fitters. Really? Because they have a T-shirt on this CrossFit and I go 7 days a week. And then I'll hashtag no days off. One of my all time favorite the onion headlines was Harvard graduate from Texas, not sure which to mention first. Yeah. That's pretty much it. It's a pretty solid one. Well, my favorite onion headline was Mark McGuire really likes to hit baseball's really fucking far. Just the obvious one. I love it. The first one I read. That's how I found out about the onion when it was my favorite article. It was like serial killer described by neighbors as serial killer. Perfect. This is genius. What is this? I have to find out. Yeah, yeah. It's like, no, no, we always sort of felt it was a serial killer on account of all the dead nurses in his yard. Right. I would tap on his basement window just to see if I would get a response frequently to see if there'd be someone trapped in there. No, so we totally saw this coming. It's amazing. I went through a thing on Twitter. I would just write jokes and go and just begin with. Most people don't know. And then most people don't know that you can quietly be a vegan organic food at the table. You don't even have to tell anyone around you. I have a new I have a new person that I hate even more than all the people I just described. Andrew Santino, great comic. I don't hate him. He's great. But he tweets Cheetos Santino. Yeah. He was in a Starbucks and he tweeted this photo of a guy who brought his entire desktop to a Starbucks. No, it was fortune. Fortune. Unfortunately, unfortunately, she goes, oh, what are we gonna do about it? They're arresting black guys for sitting in a Starbucks movie. This guy brought his whole full laptop. I mean, not even a laptop is desktop computer. Desktop computer is like that as big as my TV and it was huge. You could look it up. Set it up and start working. Andrew Richard, but that was me or I did better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I saw him retweet it. So yeah. That's what I saw. Yeah. That's that person. That's specific person. That's my. That's my new number one worst person. No, I'm with you. I'm like, it's bad enough to sit there with your laptop and look around like is everyone seeing that. Is everybody see that writing? I mean, I'm just looking at my Facebook, but everyone looks like I am a writer everyone a whole desktop with it no, I hate it guys, guys, because back in like the 90s.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
"andrew santino" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
"You don't have a witness. You can just fall apart. You can just fuck whoever you want. Eat whatever you want whatever you want. Switch it up back and forth up and down. What what what who cares in the presence of a child it got very different. And i was like oh i need to get it together. That's amazing that you stepped up. Yeah because like we come from selfish people that rationalize the difference between stepping up and not realizing i've been rationalizing for a decade. Yeah into this person's life. Yeah you know the big deal ya and so i got some real real help with relationships And i got some real real help with finances. I realized that. I had like some money stuff that was like i felt like i was repelling. It i was like. Oh my god even my partner get one hundred thousand dollars looking end up. Broke like i was like how is that. This is a real gift and I just did a lot of really hard work and also to like with a child. What's happening too is also to your childhood is is being mirrored your watching and remembering what happened at that stage and like we were just a loop back around saying at the beginning of this. It's like when you see everything through a negative light. I remember all of the birthdays. That didn't happen. All of the challenges. That were a struggle. And yeah and then. So you're having to relive it. So i feel like sometimes what happens is with parents they either really can click in and be like okay. I i see how i can make this different or this is going to propel me so much and i'm gonna bounce because i can't fucking hack this and i feel like in the presence of of a child i feel like that is the sometimes can be the truest growth to really heal that childhood. Stop in it. Yeah and when did you meet The current why aaron air bear erin. Kid he was five and a while. Oh my god. Ten years we're married. We've been married seven Together ten and I had absolutely given up on marriage or relationships. I'd even said to myself. This isn't going to work for you. You've tried you've put in a good forty years you're done right. Let's fucking tattoo needle needle off the record. And i said to myself you know what just have levers who cares of levers whatever be very clear. Hey i don't want this. I want this scare the hell out of them. I want to get married. I don't wanna relationship. We have some fun. let's hang out. Let's do it. And i saw aaron and i was like i'll start with you and Right out of the gate. Oh yeah and my absolutely started with her and she turned out to be the greatest human that ever came into my life. Let's beautiful story now. She's opening a restaurant. So how did the comedy career began to unfold. How did you sort of evolve into this. This kind of i. How i wanna frame it. He kind of know power top undercover top. After comedy with harrison i then moved into writing and directing and wrote direct like four short films. Some screenplays and you know th they had their own little like good success felt very good And then when with aaron i realized that there was some stability in my life and i was like i. I didn't quit comedy. Because i was like i'm done with that whereas like it got taken away. I was very bitter about it. Find a way to make the bread. Well and i couldn't figure out a way to like someone had to care for my child while you can't do things shirt the per child there and i just got to the point where i was like. This isn't done for me. I love doing this And my wife and my kid were like go. Were fine and i had the freedom. Because you know when you're apparent your kid comes home at three o'clock you make dinner and then i'm out the door to go do comedy in my mind that also triggered some ideas of what an absentee parent would look like and then i was scared. I was like my abandoning him. Is he going to be mad at me for this and my wife and make it looked at me and they're like bitch go better when you're in doing what you love. Yeah so about like. I think it's been five or six years. Now since i've been back doing comedy and i just called everyone. I called me that. When i first started doing how everyone was right where i left them for anybody out there. Who's taking a break. Everyone is right where you left them. Don't worry about it. You know what. I mean and one or two people who those one or two people that now have netflix success specials and more won't fucking pick up your call anyway but fuck back and and then got a weekly show at the comedy store and was like boot camp back into the fucking trenches and then recorded a special and i saw that it's been like happening but what are you doing now. Aren't you involved with some other new show. Yeah so. I booked part on tv. Show dave and shot the season finale and was it well received. Yeah i mean it's pretty groovy. It is really good. I really i didn't understand who lil dicky is. I'm maybe not the demographic that come in through his music but the show is pretty bryant in my opinion when it comes to like the creative process the creative process with partners the creative process in la really fucking nails at also. There's a guy on there called data. He's amazing his journey with being bipolar. It's it's pretty fucking epoch. Show and i was already a fan. So when i got the audition i was like wow. This would be really great to nail this. And then you've got to work with Andrew santino and of course dave and juice could really really fucking great and crew and really awesome young well good. I'm glad that everything's good. You seem good. Yeah for aware. Super better ish. It's always a struggle. Does it have to be no one hundred percent. It doesn't what do we do You literally just hang on day by day. I mean just doing the bussey possibly stop the struggle. I haven't been successful with it. I mean i found that..
Pen Pals with Daniel & Rory
"andrew santino" Discussed on Pen Pals with Daniel & Rory
"We're we're we're we in the break. We were in the break all those ads all think low key. He's the break it's in. The only watched episodes went into. What's your favorite show right now. Probably ted lasso ever watched allston halston. Allston what is a cough drop. It's you and mcgregor. It's on playing the clothing designer. It's it's great. I watched it. Looks really good. he's at. Yeah dave dave ranjan. Dave halston santino. So andrew santino. Indra santino is books in largo show. I do a monthly largo show. Why aren't daniel. And i built on it. You've done it anytime. Daniel looking i a. You forgot that you did it i. I've never forgotten argue. It's always been so special. i couldn't possibly forget. We'll santino has never done largo and railing. I'm do my win hidaka total because not only doing that is really doing dumping town. Every other month hijacker had never played pulled in. You're just going to be on. What are you nuts. yeah that is. He's like this. This is the tale. It's eight o'clock at eight thirty show. Yeah he's not texting you coming. He's like i thought it was tomorrow. He missed it. he didn't show up. Show just say it's not it's not. It's not and now. Is the night that phoebe bridges and bo burnham did a duet all the pictures masinga amazing show but the crowd was so juiced because of that a greatest both special. I loved it. I've watched it like six times and loved it. I really love. I texted him about it. He told me to stop reaching out. O'leary's me marketaxess. Film unsubscribe and that's dated bit and he goes. I don't care how stop.
Doin it! with Danny and Jenny
"andrew santino" Discussed on Doin it! with Danny and Jenny
"No no Doja Cat. That's right. Yeah. And it was like I mean immediately I'm watching that like that's Dave is a show that you genuinely do not know where it's going to go. You're almost like you don't have an anxiety feeling watching it because you're like he is going to self implode. Every time and he does but it is in the most spectacular hilarious way. Well it was just it was awful. And like what the best to me my favorite actor on TV right now is data. So oh my God we're gonna say that. I want to get gate on the podcast. Do you like he follow you? I don't know. But I am so team data. I fucking love that guy. I'm telling you. I'm going to make it happen. I'm going to be delivers he's so goddamn good. He plays the pathos and that moment when he brings those fucking people like he sells those braces he doesn't know yeah yeah. And he's left it's so it's just a stabs your heart so hard. It's so painful. But that character has so many layers and is so deep. Oh it's rady. And all you know like on the exterior it's such a good way of showing okay just these people you know like to Joe blow it's like oh look at just some wrapper whatever. Yeah. Taking the time to like peel back the layers of a person and instead of just assuming one way because Gators would have the deepest characters. Oh my God it's so deep. And it's important to have a character like that on a show because Dave himself is fairly especially this season was a little irredeemable. He's so and both both with like extra friends and all this and he's like I'm annoyed and so then to end it where he comes through. It was just good. It was like a nice. That was the nicest little bow on that episode where you know you. I love that thing you know we've got to see that performance his rehearsal performance daves and it was amazing. You know like it was just within the you know it's like oh cool we got to see it. And then but the performance was the other. It was what they did. Exactly exactly. Now we're not going to show you in front of everybody else. And not only that we're not going to know how it went. Two other people that are on that show that I can not get enough of are Dave's parents. Holy shit you pay me and I don't know who the woman is. Oh my God the two of them together when that scene spoiler alert whatever but when Andrew Santino goes in that fitting room. Oh my God. Did you jail on yourself? And he's just okay. All right. An amazing scene. And he's really good in this show. I mean I know. Do you know him at all? I don't know. I did note it. Yeah I've done stand up with Andrew a bit. And. He's a great guy. He's a super nice guy. And he'd be a good one to have him on the podcast too. He has a podcast called whisky Ginger..
Bad Friends
"andrew santino" Discussed on Bad Friends
"Inc dip. Mommy's you a fucking thing. V glassman on a little bit about myself sometimes to drink water on peeing attended. It's going straight through me money. Bit central position is trial and error. That's about it though I love to meet you guys. I think i'd be a lot of fun to party. I like this guy. So let's give it up to you. Good i can't everyone. What's the criteria. Here i mean your party you have to go through it again any women or is this all dudes. I mean probably mostly dude. Can i tell you idea before you play next video. When he said he wants to meet everybody. And i'm sorry i'm eating right now. It's only because we're doing this at an off time. Because bobby's got a bobby's hollywood so he's gotta go I i do think. And i'm being genuine when i say this people are gonna wanna come and meet people and say hi. Wouldn't it be cool if we put george like in a cage or what if we put george upside down suspended by his ankles in the boiling pot like we were going do before and if people donate money the more it goes to charity that the lower he goes into the pot grow pot of boiling water so hicken so we hang george upside down if you donate all the money for that. It's going go to your favorite charities to support. Because you don't need you don't need people's money we want to donate. Do you want their money. Yes oh okay. We'll keep an just thomas for chaired. Okay so can we do something torture georgia your party. Yeah yeah we're gonna boil george all right guys. We're going to boil george. We're just letting you know in advance. We're going to be boiling all guys at amiga. Go ahead of everybody. Some with andrew santino. You're on bad friends real quick. Oh oh shit you just have to answer a question. I miss you. I love you can use answer a question. Can you answer a question and you can be completely on be honest. Be honest between between me and andrew. Who's more hollywood santino..
Bad Friends
"andrew santino" Discussed on Bad Friends
"Probably drinking blood or som- what he panicked panic. How scrooge mcduck had a vault of money you know. She has one of those basement. She swims in money in the morning. Someone says how does she. How does she stay young inactive swims and money in the morning coins text me. That's our voicemail. Text me we're gonna get anybody. Does this prove that. We both suck were hollywood hollywood's what the other. She has. Shit whitney whitney. We're you're on bad friends. Who quick god okay. I just went. Ask one question. Just we're just calling our friends. Oh no i do not want to do a television show. Let's do co. cost your podcast. When you're gonna know sir mediocre show who do you think hey first of all nice be nice to bobby. We're giving you a boost right now. The guest on dave. How thank you. And i tell you something. I want to know something i can say. Because episodes already out the first episode we were in korea. I literally said what about bobby. Lee for for any character in korea like a korean spa. Maybe like a mess ups massage. Envy or like a like You know like comedy like a spa shooting like hilarious. We wanted to put him in. I asked to put him in the korean episode and sunny sunny. He said he said they actually pitched it but there was no role for him so they wanted you in there but there was nothing funny. Did they were korean. Armed guards so yeah i did. Try to get him in wit. How many of you tried to get us. And how many shows have you tried to get us in bobby. How many shows have you tried to get us in winning. Could we get to the fucking point of the off on a bad start right. 'cause normally has a point of the calder me. Well no. let's say something nasty and mean. Well this is my only chance to ever be exactly. Just be honest with us okay. Who's more hollywood. Andrew santino or bobby lee anderson chino hands down. No i love you fuck you to give you a nice gift lori me blood i love you..
Zane and Health: Unfiltered
"andrew santino" Discussed on Zane and Health: Unfiltered
"Why don't we all pitch hopping. You've gotta see the closet in this. The closet is half the fucking house. It's the the master bedroom. Is this fucking big. And then the closet is the whole pitch in you. Saw the one for four million. No it's it's it's really big yeah. It's a huge lake. It's like that yeah Huge like but it's a good size. It was like a like we went to the back yard. And we were on the dock. And i just couldn't believe that we were into luke luke. Just don't see it when you're fucking around the city and it's so small like it's just like it's like literally like cute little town to block. This houses are also very interesting. So i think you guys would enjoy it just like just experiencing what this house was. Because this house was different it was very different. I remember when i first saw the lake. I went To the golf course right here and it's a private golf course like you can't go there unless you have a meme like a membership or you go with a member And i went with santino and i got to like see the lake from the golf course side. And there's like the whole like little exceeding area rest or i couldn't see it from the guy. Thought you could only see it from the eight house. It was the tino to the golf. Course you're here like you were on his podcast yeah heat. That's like really cool. He's a great fucking golfer. Great actors golfed with him. Yeah we did the gulf war. He's a member. There we hang out with him and his wife. We have friends are using. We have andrew santino on this podcast but it was sick like they have like a whole restaurant kind of like clubhouse area right there on the water. How'd you get connected with him. I don't remember him like when he asked you to. Be on the podcast. I think that was it right. Yeah how did he followed you on instagram. Those you meet him. Whoa whoa bro. Did you meet them at a restaurant was mormons. We hung out there. Cool tumor nice guy. I know i just listened to pete holmes on his yacht. My friends friends was really good. He's got a really good podcast to listen to a whiskey. Ginger whiskey ginger and they have bad friends. Right with bobby lee do when i was fucking out there. We looked over and joe patchy is golfing like literally next to us. He joe patchy. How did you know was joe patchy because you could tell joe patchy is wow and he also like he got to see. He got the whole house through the Went to the locker room. And everybody's names are on their locker so he was seeing leg. You're looking at their lock. You've told them one time you went into the showers who solid just like a dude george w bush naked..
Bad Friends
"andrew santino" Discussed on Bad Friends
"Never. He's never respond to that shit. Shit the umbrella when does air. Let's give it a rudy by the way. Is this guy did. What does this air. The second monday the second right second thing. Yeah all right august second. What's what's wrong. What was there was. Something was a problem but no. Here's what she's going to do now though. Is this message no no. It's it was already broken. It's all over there so the third message she going to send the third message. She's gonna go. That was just those last two messages with from andrew. Santino bob let him let let's see if he can play with it like let's see if he has fun. Yeah b- because let's sit for a second. Yeah right because you could do that. Third message even if he doesn't respond he thinks it's weird three hours from now and then he'll be like oh keep the dm open to see if he's seen it and just let us know if any time during the way we it shows you that you can see it. It says seen yeah. I know because when i text you it says read and then you pretend like you didn't know and i was like i saw you read it. I saw you read it i think. A weasel yeah. No no no. Let's be real. We'll take a vote. Let's take a studio ra. We'll come in here. They can do it from where they see their faces. All right coming in here. I'm have to turn the sound. It's hot in here are you. Are you warm now. You were called all right okay. Well we're not gonna be able to see them on camera but you just wanna be. I wanna see their faces right. All right get in european fans. I'm pete i'm looking at right now but and before you even asked her i have to say i have to say it's been a pleasure working with he called you weasel right away. Okay you can leave. No no no no. Let him stay. Let him stay. No he already said a thing. Let him stay. This is a real confession. I wanna hear the real deal holyfield. You know it's been a pleasure working with you. You show up here on time. You do a really good job and you know. Here's another thing that you do. Is you have a trustworthy kind of energy about you. Like i feel safe. I feel like Rudy say we're all safe in your in your presence and i just think that I'd really like to work with you for the rest of my life. My weasel got caught up in it anyway. Thank you know from figure. Dismiss thank you gave there right. Yeah you know. I think that The the exchange we do back and forth and the energies exchange. It's like two people to souls. That's been doing that for eternity. It really does feel okay all right. It's like we were sort of your your my yang and i'm your yang. You know we're more. Yeah you are more of a young. I guess you have to say that. I've always thought i was much younger. Been more guinea. You've been much more. You're more yang than anyone i've ever met. But here's the thing. He's super well. He's remarkably few more yang than i am. I have to being. I gotta tell you. Oughta gang both yang's okay. Yeah yeah and that is why. I think that since i feel like we've been doing this attorney our souls and that it's two pieces part as say and I feel like. I've known you forever. And i just really think that i feel comfortable with you as well more than that fat piece of shit. That was just in here. You ask them come on the buffalo with kids here. Sorry the question ask him. Do you think i'm always will come. I don't really know the meeting of. Oh that's great. He's using the cop out of second language really really smart. You let them go on that. You're dismissed good luck thank you yeah i think i have we not a weasel. Do you have no because i've done stuff. You have weasel tendencies for sure. I did that at the store. Wants and what. I did a big weasley thing. What did you do. So i was at the store and we had this tie manager. Never met him and he was he was kirk. What do you mean the guy that ended up in that restaurant down in santa. Monica didn't open up a thai place down in santa monica tests on him. That was Tony tony yeah okay. So kirk was this like he was in the military. So if you should up a minute let your fired. I love it. You know if you went over your time. Never spot again. Wow like he was militant legit legit. I like it but nobody like working with them because he was just too much. Yeah everyone hated him. And so but that was a time. When i wasn't getting any spots because the talent coordinator didn't like me who i can tell you fine any no way before. Tommy no just feeling twenty so so in. Everyone hated kirk. But kirk. Because i was asian crooked walkout me gall hey by the time he loved you i go. You put me up there. I do offer you anything. Only love drave. So you'd put me up enrage everybody why you weren't good enough yet now. Okay but it's i deserve the spots..
Bad Friends
"andrew santino" Discussed on Bad Friends
"I gotta go fucking tape the guys in their bundles his job. It's my job. I you want you'll you'll you'll you'll you'll you'll check it out so we'll do we'll for like thirty minutes. We'll center butthole. I think thirty seconds. I don't think it supposed to sit in the sun for me. You need a lot about. I don't think it's gonna work right away from me. I think i have a lot of layers of stuff butthole sunan the so. Let's do like thirty minutes of butthole stunning all right fine. We'll do thirty minutes and not sending has to be much less. No we'll put stuff on it. Okay we'll we'll get we'll go to. I'll go to the pharmacy. Cbs and go get. I'll get sunscreen. Okay i'll get different varieties okay right. It's pretty rigid vice. Bryce he'd ub favor and get me another diet coke like this but the thing that you do with the lighter to open it sounds good company. What he oh just. You don't know how to do that. How to crack open now commute. I'm going to teach them. Don't open. I'm gonna teach them. There's no we're gonna want you break the thing you learn please. We have plenty of those diocletian's seven of those in that thing. Hey we got i. I don't know how to teach you. How do you do with the lighter. Yeah i'm gonna show you. But i'm gonna i'm gonna do that. Starts fight to the house i go. Where's the football opener. See eric give me the letter. So i i'm not gonna open it you are but i'm gonna show you the way okay. See you need to put sunscreen. Okay hold on. I have this one okay. You need to put sunscreen on your butthole right now. This is post people right you. She'll be sending. You should be doing it all right. We'll do it so look grab it like this. There's one of two ways saw you can either brace it here right. I like to brace it right here on this you. It's easier She's like this. And you see your bracing with us and all you do is crack it up really easy very easy like this for using this. Look using that as a hold on. Let me see not enough not no. Hey bobby bobby v. Bobby did you like that worked right. The boys were clapping downstairs. Hey now you're in diet coke mode. I want to show you something as we could go. Oh my god. This is my favorite stream videos on the internet. Right now go ahead. there is a guy there. Well there's a group of guys. I don't know the origin. So i i don't want to speak out of turn but they play these pranks on each other. And you've seen this on the. I'm sure if you've seen this if you're on the internet at all but with these boys do to each other. Okay dude asian they put mentos and coke and it explodes into order to print that they do is to each other all the time so it doesn't explode everywhere. He puts his mouth over it to let it stop the stream. It will never work and it's funnier when it's the other way. Okay go i. I love these guys. But it's do the one we're going on the car. I know it's great. It didn't used to be. That's what i said when it started out they to naturally do each other in a car do it in the car and then now they do it stage. of course. yeah under the big thing. Is that again dude. It's so fun to watch them anymore. But it's fun to watch them have fun with each other. Never i've been so stupid. So i'm gonna be in a house party movie and all your did it. No i'm gonna do it next week. And then i do it in august again. We await so. I'm the only white guy in the house party sorting on it. I if every cool black person and then me this tell me. He was in the hospital. They put up the they put up the breakdown in there. Were like cool black guy. Cool black girl. Cool black eye ankle. Black girl and andrew. Santino and i'm like what does he was in dc dc young fly erie soleil tocine coal george lindbergh. Junior these are all like cool young hip black guys young girls. Wow they're coolest shit and were an funny. And then i'm in it. I'm an a comedy though it's house. Parties gets a remake of kevin. But he didn't plays comedy. Yeah i would play. I don't copy that. what are you an. I'm one of the dorky. Next door neighbors like the white guys. Turn it down. That's me all love. It i love. Did you see the original john. Witherspoon rest in peace under the greatest whizzy in hospital. He was he was in the original. He was one of the neighbors audit. No dude which is sad because he was still around you know. They would've had him played as i can omar again. I love that when actors get to come back to movies that they i did and get to redo it actually. Yeah i'm envious that you're in that movie and house party. Oh yeah. I'm in for three tenths of a second. It's not going to be real dude. it's not. I'm not in the movie for what it's worth. I'm like there's a house party going on and the next. I'm one of the name right so it's like there's always that yeah i'm always neighborhood. Movie rightly there's always that annoying neighbor. Yeah right so you knock on the door. They'll be a scene of you knocking on the door. Like a cop or whatever Excuse me to her downplays fellas. Yeah i'm not going to give away. What the scene is. But yes that type of scene right. Yeah you're going to be in the movie. It's going to be memorable. Maybe yeah i could easily see them. route the rooming me. You know do they do you. Don't die in it but something happens to you. Yes something crazy something cool. Because i you know how they yeah they reintroduced me to do something cool at the end ya crazy though is that you will go. I love it love it. Yeah yeah. Because i love the julia oversee ferris buehler's day off. No way i knew. She hasn't no one of the best movies. The history of john hughes john hughes. Oh yeah tim robinson show. I think you you should leave..
THE RAYHART RUNDOWN
"andrew santino" Discussed on THE RAYHART RUNDOWN
"Like i'll put away so we start balancing and so he's got hundreds of hours hundreds of hours of tapes and footage of this over the years and so he put together. I believe with his children put together. A documentary about his life called vow. No hsieh's whole journey through hollywood and his whole journey. I believe through the whole throat cancer. And all of that. And i saw the trailer and i was like this is of. This is awesome like i'm not. Don't get me wrong. I'm not huge. Val kilmer fan right away. He did but it's like goldberg's of kilmer. Yes yeah yeah so. Apparently it went to cannes film festival and blewett everything out of the water like a got like all kinds of awards. Everyone was like. Oh gosh because it was one of those things where nobody's expecting it right off. Suddenly you've got a. He got an inside. Look to hollywood from back in the day. And it's like whoa. You know this. This movie is coming out. It's literally coming out. I think i'm not sure what platform i can't remember what platform i want to say. Maybe paramount plus. I don't that's a hundred percent on. Don't quote me on it. It comes out in august michelle. It's coming out in august. it's called vowel. And it's the whole yet. It's his whole life documentary. So i'm kind of excited about seeing that. That's the one thing i mean. That's the one little bit of hollywood news that got speaking of like hollywood in like different things Remember how we talked about. Like how much would you charge for like full. Frontal nudity like naked on camera. Yeah right like million. I so i have a question. Go ahead if an ad company offered you like twenty five grand. Let's say to use your face on a nationwide medication ad would you. would you do it. How much let's say twenty five grand nationwide herbie medication ad. What will be okay. Here's the question. Here's another question side question. Okay or is that. An essay mcmahon. But i get casting calls stuff like this all the time not necessarily verbis but not but like this for all the time so the question is hiv. Okay but the question is in. How long can they use my face for is the like the perpetuity like forever. It's nationwide or does it matter. Nationwide still has limitations. So let's set the standard. How long for twenty five grant. I mean it's probably going to be a couple of years you'll gonna probably four years at least right now. Let's say let's just say like it's a just a as td at us. Just generalize it h. be hiv herpes. Whatever because this goes back to like that friends episode of joey of job. Yeah boca one ad. Yeah yeah probably won at. Yeah yeah because here's the thing my my goal. My end goal for it would be this that one ad would lead to other ads and that it would become a only just like it would just be. Oh he just did that for the ad right. Gm saying okay about use japanese commercial. That joey dead lipstick for men. But you see my point is here is if you see like when you saw the the old sprint now. Sprint is been the spring commercials but rain was can you hear me now. But before that he worked for verizon same actor right he never really worked for either phone company right soon as you saw him. You knew you knew. So there's the you run into that or soon as you see like flow from progressive or are you see. Can't remember the name. I apologize but the girl from. At and t. The commercials are pretty commercials. You see you immediately associate them with that brand so you were gonna immediately associate you with hiv. Yeah okay only if you run multiple commercials right. But like if i was like. Hey you this actor. And they're only in one commercial ever. You're gonna be like now. You're who what right. And i'll be walking with twenty five grand you know i know. Did you know that if you look it up the actress that plays flow from progressive She makes like a million dollars a year. Yeah no it as she's fucking oh she's done so many commercials. Yeah she's banking this episode of the heart. Rundown was brought to you by anchor dot. Fm if you're planning on making a podcast and you don't know how to get started definitely go to anchor dot. Fm they have everything you could possibly need from the ability to get distribution two different platforms to even having an app that you can utilize so if you don't want to try to do it on your computer you can actually do it right from your phone. It's really convenient. it's really simple. You just have to go to anchor dot fm to get started or you can just download their app from whatever app store your phone uses so definitely check it out. Anchor dot fm cameo. Yep how people like celebrities salah celebrities and think okay for mother's day ascent mommy Message from one of her favorite comedians. Right so you remember. Remember the office. Yeah i can't think of his name right now. i'm really bad. Names talked about that before. But the actor that kevin on the office yeah he is he he only i think he only charges like i don't know what it was. A hundred bucks hundred fifty bucks for cameo made almost a million dollars in cameo koss had so many people know. Shit yeah. I mean it's kind of it. Takes up what three minutes of your day. Yep to make a hundred bucks. Yeah i don't know why more celebrity. I mean i do know i. There's a few celebrities where i was curious on why they didn't do it or why they don't do. Cameo started digging a little bit. And i did. I did find out. There's some comedians that that jumped on board. When cameo i started and then was like i'm just gonna people people get people get weird Yeah that's the thing. And that's and that's why i was like all my i mean. Why wouldn't you. Why wouldn't you do it. And some of the most expensive people don't don't even do cameos anymore. Because people get weird like caitlin jenner Was charging to grand a cameo something like that Chris christie leah charged like fifty thousand people who wanted to be the most expensive. Yeah me oh and it was. Just i mean. Let's be honest. I don't think anybody to him on that. But right but there's one of the guys from shark tank that charged like a grand now like right now snoop dogg's like five hundred bucks. Yeah something like that. So is that if you charge more you probably you. I would think you would get less of the weird people weird creepy people but no when you charge more. The we're creepy people feel like they're more obligated to get that their money's worth so what cameo was had to do and flip the script. A little bit was like oh. The celebrity only gets paid when they do it so stay that gave celebrities the option to be like. I'm not doing it right because one of the key wanna comedians. I was to or whatever andrew santino he was saying that he jumped on cameo right at the beginning of it and people were as a cake. And you like give me a shout sitting on the toilet and like yeah just being off the wall you know and then like people would be like. Hey will you do a cameo and like fire this employee for me and like i mean these these type of things so like you don cold. Yeah but if i had a you're fired who'd you wanna get fired from. There's a question for you here. We had to pick a celebrity doesn't necessarily even have to be a comedian. Could be a singer. It could be a movie star or whatever but you had to pick someone who is going to fire you. Who would you want it to be. Well i don't think you would wanna be anybody that i really liked as an actor because you couldn't because then every time i saw that actor i'd be like that dude fired me true. You know what i mean. Yeah it would make me. It would make me somewhat dislike somebody that i liked so holly pick somebody that i don't really care for so you could hate them even more. So i'll just given more could job with feel fury. So bruce willis. While we're talked about this. I want a comedian. You'd wanna comedian. I here's a here's you know it yet. Here's one can make me laugh about it. Job i'd be like that's why at least those the coolest way to lose my job. That's what i'm saying. I don't think i'd want anybody. I don't think i wanna singer i would. I would not. I mean if thomson verifiers me i actually be okay with it. I would actually probably be okay with that if you find out if 'cause you know how tom girl would do it. He'd like adam. Is tom saga on..
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"andrew santino" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Funny. It should be a lifetime membership. There should be a higher fat. And you get it if you're overweight sea. I'm backing away from the language. I do believe i'll be i'll beauties are brought a fall. Yeah all bodies are beautiful. I just a short word. I know and it's a comedy word and i almost feel like overweight. Takes it so much more seriously. Feel like fat's estate among overweight the judgment. Yeah so as fat though over. We is medical i. It is and fatter how i can feel in my clothes. You know what i like. I believe you've heard me say before. Soft soft soft a compliment everything. That soft is good. I wish that show that we did at chris. Martin was there. I don't know what we can say. I think that that's fine. I wanna talk about a two. I want to talk about a hilarious joke. That you told them why it was so funny and then why it was so much funnier to me. Oh my god. I can't wait was thinking about it today. I was thinking about it the other day. Let's well all i was gonna say. Let's talk about it. Because i wanna talk about that night too and I wish i had done the joke that i have. It's better now. i've worked it out more. Which is the bed about. I like soft bodies. And you know to tech. It took seeing comics like you. I saw andrew. Santino just go up and just say it they some shit like meaning have a point of you and don't be afraid sorta reminded me like you don't have to talk at full politeness when you're onstage. So he started going on stage just being like i know. I'm not presenting the full spectrum of my belief. I'm just kind of leaning into one side of it. And that's what comedy is and i'm just going ripping into skinny people really and muslim people and how you don't feel good you look basically the bet. Okay that's all i wanted to say. I wish i'd done at that night because there were a lot of personal trainers at the show. Yeah no i liked soften the edges on some of my stuff. And i have been watching carefully to see if i am making heavy. People in the audience laugh. Yes and i am. I think the adjustments. I've made have been good because it hasn't made anything less funny. But i want everyone to be able to enjoy it and i would hate the idea i mean. I think we're in a position where like we're our job is to be of service. Our job is to lighten people's load and if someone sandwich game. Jeez i want people to be happy. He says to frodo carry the load. He wants to carry the reading. And that's what we do. We're on mount doom. Yes so the audience. Can i carry the load here. Laugh at me yeah. Laugh at me. Yeah and it's not. It's not about a fear of like being politically incorrect or being canceled. Or it's not a fear of retaliation for me. I want people to be happy. Yeah i want people. I wanna make people happier song in my heart. Sometimes i get a little bit lost in the weeds of like. Why am i trying to soften the edges of something and i think because there is so much of it in the air. It's like i think because we can't say anything and we have to be afraid. And i'm like now you've always done that. It's like your bed. i've been sensitive. Yeah i tried it. When we were touring i was like. I grew up chris. I'm way ahead of the curve on thinking everything's offensive like you guys are noobs. You're a bunch of fucking noobs. Yeah i thought it was offensive to not give glory to god the end of your like you guys are offended at some pretty mild stuff compared to the weird stuff. I'd legit stuff but there's a difference between someone being offensive. And i think that you and i not all comics but i think you and i specifically have taken like a sort of a hippocratic oath. Where it's like. I i will do no harm. I don't want to cause harm to people. They love that. Learn now it's right and that's why you're going and it's funny when i do my soft body. Sometimes i'll see somebody a man or a woman with a soft body and usually during the setup. They look very nervous. Just because i'm like talking about them and then at the end when they're laughing. I'm like you almost want to call it out. I never would. You almost wanna know like whoever you are sweetie like not the way you call stewardess sweetie i just mean man or woman sweetheart yeah. I took a hippopotamus oath. Yes from the simpsons. Took a hippopotamus oath. I'm here to help. I want you to feel better. Then you did so many comedy shows in milwaukee. Actually i would leave. And i was like i feel really bad like you are stepping on quite a few necks of the people in the room. Okay go on. what were you saying. No clue well. We were going to talk about the chris. Martin show but we're gonna love your hip hippocratic oath thing it's beautiful. Oh yeah no. I think that. I mean that's it like i. I want people to leave happier than they were when they got there. And i also think that's what they're paying for so it's ripping someone off if they raise for a ticket to laugh and have a good time. And then i they feel like i call them fat or drew attention to their body in a negative way. You know again walked out saturday. Like fuck someone leaving the show sadder right. If that happens you did a bad job. That's so fun and right. Have you ever gone to a show. I went to a show once and i was selected for crowd work. I have but i was like sitting in the front row center. Well i'm glad you have. There's a couple of things comedians should do like. It's like a shaft going to a restaurant or a restaurant designer going to restaurant you have to. And you've when he started talking to me and asking me what i did for work and stuff and when you see how much it costs like the two drinks and all of it. 'cause it really puts you in perspective you're like we owe it. We owe it to these people. You know all the talk on podcast of special. Comedians aren't like what a weird breed. We are unique we are. Here's the audience is really special and unique and deserves totally. So what is an example of a corner that you would soften fat to maybe Yeah so. I had a line.
Ross Patterson Revolution!
"andrew santino" Discussed on Ross Patterson Revolution!
"John fucking. Sorry that because we're not of the same. I mean that's when he feels represented as well till the smitten walks onto any. I mean the weird teeth that she wears so she can transform. That is that is just not an actor's name that is on the tip of anyone's tongue pulled that out so fast it's very good. It's crazy. I knew he would know to us. Yes those are his. If i go. Who else is that one guy. That's super right. He'll be like oh that's good. That's real good. I'm chris andrew santino or whatever. He's a great podcast. Andrew santino the rest of them. Not so much. Dan met andrew santino this weekend and referred to him as that red headed guy from dave. There you go there you go. Hey at the fights this week. Yeah yeah the the beauty of that is this. The davis davis premiering wednesday nights. I'm sure he was doing some press. They're who's allie and joe rogan. Okay gotcha gotcha gotcha either way big fan of that show. And i'm sure he would actually be stoked on that by the way that he was known for an as an actor rather than like like a podcast so she has whiskey ginger and then bad friends. I really liked. Dave is one of the greatest shows. I love dave. That's i'm a gigantic fan of that show. They're coming back. I don't know how they didn't get canceled or whatever but.
Dr. Drew Podcast
Finding the Right Therapist
"The one thing that the research shows clearly in terms of the benefits benefits of therapy in other words. What is it about a given therapist that increases the probability that professional is going to be effective? Have good outcomes and most of the research shows that the thing the necessary ingredient that distinguishes someone who is effective versus. Not so much is deep. empathic atonement so no matter. What kind of therapies being used to have that empathic attuned other person in the room with you seems to be the sort of secret sauce? The magic ingredient that makes treatment Effective and that is categorically. been my experience so I'm not surprised by that. Found the finding now that still doesn't mean that Just empathy is all you need right. You need a certain kind of treatment and there are many treatments out there now. That are so called evidence based and so let's just talk About not just the treatment but also how to navigate the system generally speaking the way. No one whenever does this but the way it ought to be done. It should be done properly is you. I realize you're having symptoms If those symptoms are causing you difficulty the functioning which is sort of the threshold between you know just being miserable or having the blues and really. They're being medical problem. Trouble functioning and workers worker school relationships your cognitive functioning your legal functioning your work putting all those areas school functioning. Something's not going quite right. And you'd have some symptoms symptoms. That is a marker for medical treatment. I think you should always start with your primary caretaker and have a medical evaluation because I cannot tell you how how frequently psychiatric symptoms are the presenting manifestation of medical problems so the first thing is to rule out a medical problem. Then we'll have that ideally because again one of the problems with mental health services in this country has had. Who Do you go to how do you? How do you know what's not good? It's a pretty random process. I actually spoke about this at length yesterday. And a podcast called whiskey ginger with Andrew Santino. You like whiskey ginger. I love that show. You're a very a funny guy. He's very funny. He's a good interviewer too. So we get into some heavy stuff and so again you can hear more about that whiskey ginger and so then I I in my mind the way to do this properly as the primary caretaker refers you to a psychiatrist psychiatrists than does does a diagnostic. workup a medical psychiatric workup and comes up with a framework of diagnostic impressions. To help us understand what's going going on with you when you know. One of the things in medicine is if you don't have a diagnosis. You don't have a treatment. The treatments that we use are studied in the context of a particular diagnosis so up the treatments treatments are applied without the diagnosis. You're not likely to have a good outcome. So first and foremost does is. They're accurate. Diagnosis in is this an evidence based treatment for that diagnosis. Oh so proper diagnosis and treatment. Then that because the contrast are physicians they should make a decision as to whether or not pharmacotherapy. It'd be appropriate then. Ideally yeah that's a Kayak will refer you to the type of therapist you need. Cognitive behavioral therapies are very effective these days dialectical behavioral therapies for people that have personality analogy issues emotionally focused therapies for couples and people that serve longer term exploration difficulty accessing feelings regulating emotions. You may be referred specifically to Mutual Aid Society peer base things which are evidence based treatments and they are free. And they're on every corner things. I Dan twelve step that kind of thing. Then they're sort of many many other categories out there like if you say failure pharmacotherapy there might be trans cranial magnetic stimulation relation where these magnets to to raise the chemicals in the region of the brain associated with depression extremely effective therapies with almost no side effects. Or are you going to be said for mindfulness. RPM again a train. You at mindfulness or do you need physical Rehab and just get yourself mobile. They're all kinds of ideas about how to optimize mental health intervention. Do you need vocational rehabilitation. Should you be changing your work is there. Are there problems in a relationship where you need to have somebody come in and Brealey sort out. What's going on into personally or in the family dynamics so there's a lot of ways to approach these things and the professional should be making the decisions? The individual trying trying to navigate this. I'll be willing. It would be