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"andrew dice" Discussed on Can I Pet Your Dog?

Can I Pet Your Dog?

06:24 min | Last month

"andrew dice" Discussed on Can I Pet Your Dog?

"I don't know. $70. 70. I cameo? For what? Buddy. I mean, I'll pay it. I would just over three. But I just want you to know I feel that's a little stupid. So it does seem like talent is indicative of success here. They have to, they have to be able to do something. Sure. I mean, I would pay more for the dogs than Andrew dice clay. Oh yeah. No, happily. Happily. Now show me a water skiing squirrel. Forget about it. Man, I'd pay any money for that. That's pretty good. Of course you would. But Travis, you do bring up a good point that these are just videos we could see on TikTok and Instagram. But listen, but you don't get the pleasure of paying. And that's what people want. It would be fun to pay like a $100 to have one of those as a proposal and then have your person be like, I am supposed to marry someone who just spent a $100 by a video of a dog? No, this is the biggest red flag yet. I love it. Hello so much. You guys ready for the segue, the likes of which you've never seen. Oh. Yes. Speaking of dogs online, Allegra. Our very first episode we talked about ten dog. Can you tell us more? Yes. Okay, so ten dogs. And now I have forgotten almost all about this app. Me too. Sorry to ten dogs. Ten dog was philosophical as the Tinder for dogs, which first of all, I don't think Tinder is very used anymore, is it? Well. I mean, no. I never used that. I've been married for 73 years. I have no idea. I think some people use it, for sure. The other apps to me, I guess, have like when colloquially someone's like, I'm back on bumble. I guess people I feel like the other apps of filled in as the more like default ones, maybe I'm wrong on that. No, I think you're right. They're using tender and more than they're using tin dog, which as far as I can tell, is now only available in Spanish. I don't know why. But I did download it at the time, so it was like, it wasn't, it wasn't actually a dating app. It was supposed to be like, you put your dogs info in and you met up at a dog park or whatever. So whatever, I don't know. You're basically for your dogs to meet friends. But we did. Play dates exactly, but obviously we talked in the first episode about how anything like that is at its core a dating app, if not expensive. I don't know if I talked about it at the time, but it's so weird that like ten dog is also what they call the robot dog on Doctor Who, where it's like, yeah, there's a dog called K9 and at one point in an episode before ten dog was the thing. One of the characters is, am I the ten dog? Talking about that. And then it's weird to me now. And if it didn't occur to me, then it's also weird something that I didn't know about. Right. It's weird. I don't think it came up at the time. But maybe one of those part of it's downfall. Be original if they were original, I would have done it. I still would love for that to take off. I still stand by, gosh, what I would give to to have all the local people around here, the cute dogs that I like to be like, hey, does it make sense for our dogs to play? I love it, but no one else is on it. So I think they should come. I mean, I don't know, someone else should take over that. I think it's a good idea. I agree with you. It's a great idea to be able to list and to list like, hey, here's what my dog doesn't like. My dog is reactive. My dog's not here's what my dog can handle. I don't know, it's a great idea. Right. Poor critics would be so long. That's okay. But this concept would be like buttercup's ideal doggy playdate is a human. Buttercup doesn't want another dog. What are you talking about? It's fine, but just I actually think and they would take so much vetting. You would have to really work out the vetting process. But a similar thing where it was just like, do you want to take a dog on a walk, but don't want to do any of the other stuff with a dog? Well, then come hang out with my dog. While I do everything else. Yeah. I'm not going to pay you. Let's be clear. This is not a dog walker scenario. You're just someone who wants to walk a dog and I'm the one who has a dog. Come on down. Is that providing that opportunity? Probably children would be the people who sign up for that. Yeah, I'll take your dog and I'll definitely bring it back. Okay. Wait a minute. Hold on. You said definitely way too long. And you made that work too long. A dog related to catch a private game. I love it. I think it was also around that time where you just over and over again, I kept saying like, who's got the time? Who's got the money? I won't be paying for that, and I am so humbled to tell you that at least half of my paycheck goes to paying for this dog. Oh my gosh. Money. And I'll do it. I would do it again in a heartbeat, but my absolute defiance of just like, I don't think you should pay for that. I'm just like, well, get yourself a tugboat. Thank you for everything. That's an option to expense. I'm trying to think of maybe I'm a horrible dog owner now. I don't think it's changed. I'm trying to think of the last time I spent more money than normal on my dog. And I can't think of it. Sure. Nope, but I just a regular $500,000 a month. Just a normal morning break. Because it's just like, they both destroy their so quickly. They'd much rather just eat sticks that they find or whatever because they're both dummies. It's fine. Whatever. How's it should be? Yeah, I feel like that's indicative of a backyard owner to be like. Bragging about all the sticks he has available. Read a room. That's when you get a better 30 bucks a stick. That's true. Because they're too brave. There's one's belong to Nicolas Cage. And you're like, what? Proven. And here's a picture of him holding the stick. And they're like, that could be any stick..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on Can I Pet Your Dog?

Can I Pet Your Dog?

03:44 min | Last month

"andrew dice" Discussed on Can I Pet Your Dog?

"Go. Because. People love this. Is available to take over the show because we're saying that we're ending it, but maybe we're just passing the torch. Okay, we're gonna pass a bunch of my stuff onto her. She has time. We'll see. Okay. We'll leave the feed on the very busy. Okay. My brother, my brother, and BB. Thank you. Dog man, and it's very hard not to pet service dogs, even as an adult, I think. I know. Yeah, 'cause I have a good dog. Yeah. That's God. Son of the best. Yeah. You can't, you can't not. I can not get over the fact that I set a precedent not only for the show but for life. If I don't know it, there's nothing to be done. Begin to tell you. It's a way better way to go guys. Shortly after doing this show, I started trans like these where I was expected to know about the stuff I was talking about. It was terrible. Certainly not. I can't have it. Come in, prepared? You know what? I have to write. It was awful. It was like homework. And that's a lot. Especially with current events. That's a lot. Oh, tell me about it. Not to turn into a different show. I also quit. But to start a show where you're like, we'll talk about was the dress light and gold or blue and black. And then so the 2016 elections. It got a little bit heavy. It was 2015, you guys. We were like, hey, we can do anything. It's so crazy to have that. Speaking of times they are changing. I think we talked about Instagram dogs in Canada dog. But now TikTok dogs is like a whole other thing. And not only that, I don't know if you guys know this, you can get dog cameos from famous dogs on cameo. Of course you have. What do they do in Canada? Tonight. But I don't have that. Switch dogs. I'll look it up. We'll start a new show. It's about to be an example. I don't know how cameo works. Is there a little sample that you can look at? Yeah, I mean, hold on. What did they do? You could get a decent dog for, I'm gonna say 30 bucks. You know what are we doing? What are we doing? So famous dog, but I'm not famous. And as we all recall, Allegra just properly priced a lobotomy, so she is to be trusted on this. I did not say 50. I'm not willing to go that high. That's my little bossy price. I can show you my dog. The mean mug pug. Ozzy. It's all the other time sweet pea. And then what happens when you push play on that? You give it a little. It just looks at you. I love all dogs. At least through the video that we're looking at, that was actually very frightening video. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a curious thing. Not to once again change this to a completely different topic. But the world of cameo, the pricing structure is out of this world. Because it's all about someone going like, I think this is what someone would pay for me to do the small. Andrew dice clay charges $350 per video. There's no way that that is the right. One, is this thing on? Is this working? Is it broken? $55. It's the golden retriever squad. I don't know that, but that's a reasonable price. Very cute..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on Mind Pump

Mind Pump

05:59 min | 10 months ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on Mind Pump

"Oh hope andrew dice zoom in when i was talking to the other day about how my thing was our i. Jerry came back there and found it for me. So i'm i'm really stocked again under which one the moisturizer. No no i have. I have no they. They sent us more lying. What difference i mean. Look at his face right now to show you guys. Did i show you guys the picture of katrina and i of. Oh my god. that's hilarious. Dude oh when you guys way back yes okay. First of all we. How'd you describe. I like the fact kitchens. My spanish teacher the audience all. Hey i'll give you the picture andrew. It's really bad. come on. That was a role player. This if not. We're going to now spanish. You know you're punished. Bibliotheque actually made me feel good though because You know when i look at. There's there's a picture i posted before. There's no picture of salaun. I at your gym and i'm like you know my stacked have dark hair. Give a full head of black hair. I've got hair. And i'm jack i'm like damn we look like fifteen years younger and better and i'm seven years ago. Yeah but this one is like this picture is ten years ago and this could not long after katrina and i i mean we only been together a body year in this picture. And i'm still in the thick of cannabis cannabis history and i've got to be close to twenty percent by this before my shop formation transformation. And then you can even see her like she has no definition in her arm. This was before what we were together for three almost four years before i got a hold of her diet and training the beginning. It was just like you just to. Here's running and just like her thing is like she's always been in shape like she's never been really athletic and athletic so her way of getting back in shape if she kind of fell off a little bit would be. Oh just go run five miles. A few times a week do all her pile metric hit type training inside the gym and i never say i've learned..

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"From Russia with Laughs" Interview w/ Famous Russian Comic Yakov Smirnoff  Show #68  - burst 1

Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"

01:52 min | 1 year ago

"From Russia with Laughs" Interview w/ Famous Russian Comic Yakov Smirnoff Show #68 - burst 1

"Together came along a bit later in one thousand nine hundred seventy seven. You came over to the us. But you didn't speak any english and used to talk about that. You kind of Didn't you kind of learn english off of television. Yeah and i had a good teacher. Andrew dice clay Roommate oh you will then yeah you teaching yielding nursery rhymes. Yes absolutely i. That's how i was learning english. I learnt more than average for every person who goes to school. You know. I didn't andrew dice clay. That's hilarious yes yes yes yes so i. I was very Well when umass me probably Seventy-nine i'm guessing because prior to death. I barely spoke english. So by the time i got you. I was already doing the comedy store. And i was. I was kind of Getting my feet wet. But he's definitely was being steps. You very very kind to poor are immigrants on stage and then we have some big success with us. Oh yeah you were one of my great discoveries when you first came to work for me but by the way was in nineteen eighty and you were a believe you started as a featured act. I don't think you ever open for me but you featured a couple times and then you were quickly a headliner because your humor in back then if you remember you would do a dance and a song and it was a it was a big production and people off

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Using Humor to Prevent Suicide with Frank King

Inspiration and Spiritual Awakening from Live. Love. Engage. with Gloria Grace Rand

05:53 min | 1 year ago

Using Humor to Prevent Suicide with Frank King

"Nama stay and welcome to live love engage. I am gloria grace rand and today on her show. I am delighted to have An awesome percent who gentleman who is got a lot of unique experience Including being comedian who also talks about a subject that what you wouldn't necessarily find funny but he has found a way to be able to help people out with that so First off. I want to welcome to live. Love engage frank king and for those of you watching on youtube. He was waving and smiling. But let me tell you a little bit about this gentleman. He is a suicide prevention speaker and trainer. Who also was a writer for the tonight show for twenty years and Depression and suicide actually run in his family. And he's You know had to deal with that. We'll talk a little bit more about that but having to do with Depression and wind to to kill himself but on the other hand he was able to turn that long. Dark journey of the soul into five. Ted talks that's quite amazing in and of itself that they haven't won yet so kudos to you and not only that he's really. He's a motivational public speaker. Who uses his life lessons to start the conversation to give people permission to give voice to their feelings and experiences surrounding depression and suicide and that is so important right. Now because as we're recording at the end of september twenty twenty and i was actually just doing some research on this yesterday that because of the pandemic that a as of at least late june there's been some research done that forty percent of. Us adults reported that they were struggling with mental health or substance abuse. So i think This is a time where really i think. People are struggling. So it's great that you're able to use humor and to be able to help people so let's maybe start from the beginning a little bit and just talk a little bit about your own journey. And how did you get started in comedy where all i was in fourth grade joke and students laughed and more importantly the teacher was hysterical. And i thought. I'm going to be a comedian. Twelfth grade. the talent show nobody'd ever done stand up at the senior town. Joe before clinton seventy five. I did stand up. i want. I went home. Told my mumble. I'm going to be a comedian. If she goes son you go into college. Do whatever you like when you're done you can be a goat herder for all i care but you must going to be a goat herder with a college degree Chapel hill actually be a. It'd be asked. And then mode san diego with my high school and college sweetheart where we got married and big mistake. Because he's a wonderful woman but we absolutely nothing in common. They say opposites attract. She wouldn't pregnant. I wasn't so we never had children. And just by chance in san diego there was a branch of the roth has comedy store on sunset in los angeles. Every time i drove by that place fell this magnetic pole. My i was not a big fan of comedy especially not a big fan of bb coming on comedian. Well she married an insurance guy. Got a comedian. Kind of matrimonial. Bayton switch so. I had to sneak out most gas. Nick huggers bars. I sneak out open mic comedy store. And then i got a job seating. Greetings could watch the become ex-professional comedians. In back them. Jim carey was headlined. Just doing impressions Andrew dice clay ellen degeneres. Rosie o'donnell appall poundstone. Dennis miller and so i watched and soaked in the best comedy available. And let's see. I got about sage first time days before april fools day. I five minutes irvine last night. I heard inside my head. I'm home. I'm gonna do for living absolutely no idea how your leg her and actually book myself on the road. Ten weeks it was kind of the beginning of the big comedy club. Boom from eighty five to ninety five. And i said to my girlfriend now my wife of thirty three years. I'm going to be a standup comedian. Especially you wanna come along and disbanding. Course she'd go no she goes. Yeah so we got. Our jobs gave our part but everything. We couldn't fit environmental dodge colt into storage. And we're on the road. She and i for two thousand six hundred twenty nine nights in a row nonstop seven years. James came off the road to oregon radio meld hometown of raleigh north carolina. Where i took a number one morning show in droves number six eighteen months only drove it in the ground road miller and by the found that was over the comedy club scene was beginning to wane. I always been very clean as a comedian. So i made the jump to the corporate comedy circuit the after dinner after lunch rubber chickens and made a great living doing that about ten years until the recession

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"andrew dice" Discussed on Dancing with Bipolar

Dancing with Bipolar

06:26 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on Dancing with Bipolar

"This whole thing really It's more of a it's more of a little it's more of a production. I would say than the whole thing being just called mentally healthy. It's more idiot. That's the whole, you know platform with an Excel but really the shows that I've done our production, you know of you know of myself life, you know fluff depression. That's that's an explicit one. That's basically well. That's what I gravitate to purchasing your audience right there. Remember, you know, yeah sounds like oh, you know tell me or telling the audience. Hey, Bye in a in a way like that's nice and professionals I can. Depression is going to ruin your life. Just fucking just start being happy, right cuz there is some options on there that I will like before like upload. In the description, you know and every single one of them that's explicit, you know eighteen and Up Appearances you have kids are losing it is missing with the employee. Every word, you know, except with every single one. So I don't want parents, you know voice I would just quit my mind. I'm like, I'm just like Andrew Dice Clay, so I actually just put the office it label on it just in case I may or may not swear on that episode but it's a lot easier for me to just keep it up there all the time then to have to change it everything per show. So because you know, I'm in fact we all have our own style and all and I really am not going to listen to your show up. So I've had an opportunity to do so yet but yeah, they're all they're all really great except for season one episode one. That one's come on show me the root of the whole tree right there. My first one my first episode is funny as hell and I go back and listen to it now and it's like what was I so scared of right? It's like I'm talking bird. IPhone and I'm like terrified and you can tell it's like what were you so scared of and then get to the point of like, I don't know maybe eight episodes in and it's like it's just like all all bets are off and it's just happy, you know, so, oh, yeah same with mine. I mean I'll like audience knows my on-air personality and I let him know who I really am and it's like, you know, they're going to yell and scream and get all excited and high-pitched voice and throwing all this random music and sound effects and stuff. I mean there was one where whatever reason I thought I'd tell a story and make it in two different jobs. I guess I didn't finish the story. Oh no, cuz I'm like, okay, you know, I don't want to do that. So yeah, I was actually trying to broadcast that didn't suck. I mean it's up there but it's like but you know, you have to keep it up there. Even Picasso had his series one episode one that was probably a little bit better off than six, you know stick man with a car with square wheels. So, you know somewhere okay. So for the last question I got for you this time around but I'm going to get you on again and we'll talk for another 35 minutes some point in time. What will your legacy be? My legacy it will. It'll be something that. A lot of people will remember for sure. I want to be remembered as someone who gave his all on the at everything. He did other be in his life or you know his career choice. I just want people to know that you don't need to be afraid of what's out there. If you want to step over that fear and grow as a person then you need to do more stuff that makes you afraid but like, you know, just get over that fear, you know, I want to be known as someone that hasn't lived in fear and as always trying new stuff all the time just do it that as an example for people to know. Hey if Jacob came says outside of his comfort zone and do something then why can't I you know That that's what I want, you know in terms of Legacy love it. I totally love it. All right everybody. That's Jacob certain out of Texas. We're going to get Jacob back on again off timing will be 25 minutes so that we can fill the full hour. So I got you at 3350 right now so I couldn't quite pull it off 2:35, but thank you Jacob. This has been an awesome interview. And if you ever want to have a guest on your show that laughs a lot and is quite enjoyable. I'm open. All right, you have a great rest of your evening and we will be talking again in just look for this to go up pretty soon. I'll tag unit. All right. Just keep into a good night song. Good night Jacob later. later Hi, this is Dawn Serena of dancing with bipolar as we all know covid-19. Better known as coronavirus has spread throughout the world. There are a few ways to help lower the spread of this respiratory disease. However, long wash your hands avoid touching your face, including your mouth nose, and eyes cover your coughs and sneezes monitor your symptoms and consult with your doctor. Stay home and away from other sick people except for medical care, clean and disinfect High touch surfaces. For more information. Please visit cdc.gov covid-19 off. Gov / 19. Thank you..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on Sister Love

Sister Love

05:57 min | 2 years ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on Sister Love

"That was on Netflix and it was called titled Sticks and stones, a comedy special another brilliant show Bet Day gave us any takes what's real in life, and puts it together in a platform and stage to present where? Maybe socially. We got it twisted. You know and he's just mimicking and presenting. How, ridiculous sometimes things are is society. So in the show the topic. Are Pretty, much, they're factual topics. And where his logic and opinion is wrapped in delivered through comedy in the style of keeping it real, he particularly addresses sticks and stone. He addresses the canceled culture. And cancel culture if you don't know, are the trend our group? Of You could say social policed that are alleged to be supersensitive. And they pressure comedians. To eliminate. or void making comments, certain jokes or commentary on social issues are politics. If you call Kevin, Hart was one of those people he. he. Basically missed his opportunity to be the host. Of the Oscar. Awards, I believe it was was at twenty, nineteen or twenty twenty. It was last year. Because? He made a joke over ten or twelve years ago about his side. better not be gay. And you know he's talking about. His son is probably at the time, maybe seven years old, but anyway. Because he said that even in comedic context, the cancel culture took extreme that. This was not okay and we need to just. You know bomb barred U. N.. Cancel your brand, and that's pretty much. What the culture. Council culture is all about and for them. No it their context and your profession does not give you an excuse or a pass. To say I have an opinion are make fun of things that should be sensitive and off limits now. Do you think that there's an extreme to some of this? That there's no such thing as ever being able to keep it real. Whether you're performing or not, whether you're a comedian or not with your politician, you are not. COME ON PEOPLE THEIR THEIR LINES There's really no grey areas here I. Think is cut and dry. If you're a performer and you comedian used to be a guy named Andrew dice clay new. Yorker New Yorker. who was totally came off like you know the the? The Goal Mba I wanNA say What did they call typical tag in Doug you're not classless, dude, descent, whatever and that's. He approached his comedy in that way. That I like him. I watched him sometimes because he was funny, but did I feel insulted. Sometimes. Yeah, sometimes, it felt. was tasteless. But you know what I don't have to watch him and guess what we don't hear. Andrew dice clay anymore too much. There's not a whole lot. Andrew dice clay's right now, and maybe it's because you know this trend pre-cancer a canceled culture, not cancer. The cancel culture was. Probably active, actually pre cancel. Culture was the PC. Movement and everything Andrew Dice Clay did was not politically correct. So with canceled culture. It means that your commentaries on. Social issues and sensitive topics just needs to be buried, not said otherwise we will destroy your bread while ostracize you from society and will do everything to attempt to shut down your bottom line. NUFF said. Right? So. Anyway. So I just want to talk about you know a little about speaking truth I think that there is a place the time and profession you know and an audience for it and you know you're doing something comedic, -Ly it is. An art for. Its basting humor. All humorous, not the saying. There's a all types of humor and all types of comedy, but in a political arena. You know you say something. Yeah, there's definitely a price forward. There's a a journalist for the independent named Janet Murray and she writes speaking. The truth has become very popular among female entrepreneurs, however bad for business. I thought that was interesting that she would make that comment anyway. Murray goes on to quote a novelist. Iris Murdoch Civilization is based on not saying what you think. In Your Business.

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Donald Trump blames China for Covid-19 outbreak

Kentuckiana's Morning News

00:40 sec | 2 years ago

Donald Trump blames China for Covid-19 outbreak

"To Washington DC that's where president trump was hanging out with fox news channel doing a town hall event at the Lincoln Memorial again blaming China for not stopping the spread of corona virus A. B. C.'s Andrew dice president trump began his virtual town hall on fox news channel he continued to blame China for the cove it nineteen pandemic go to bed stopped on the spot they chose not to do it or something happened either there was incompetence or they didn't do it for some reason top U. S. officials putting the blame squarely on a Chinese lab for spreading cove in nineteen saying it was not made intentionally in a lab but investigating whether it was the result of an accident

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"andrew dice" Discussed on The Tapes Archive

The Tapes Archive

04:36 min | 2 years ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Tapes Archive

"Think music should be available to everybody. Wants to listen to it. I don't think anybody got hurt by ideas. But but how do you? How do you know that that you're right that you're telling kids the right thing to do well without station censorship? There's never been one shred of scientific evidence that has demonstrated any lyric from any rock rap record ever adversely affected the behavior any individual period. And so then you know with that being the facts. Let me start. analysing why it is but the censors those who would censor are attacking this music and I think there's a racist element to it. For example the head office music has set to all the different branches with a blacklist records the vast majority of our rap artists and it excludes like Andrew Dice. Clay people like that you know not want to get into the specifics of the validity of the different kinds of art. But but I mean there really is. A really is an ideological agenda behind the pro. Censorship Movement and Keeping Confrontational Music. Out of young people's I think is paramount's really all about power because in order to exercise our right of freedom of expression and I write of to exchange ideas. We have to exercise the power in order to do it and right now the other side has been putting is responsible for most of the pressure. There are some really good at the censorship groups out there rock out. Censorship is one in the Midwest so as parents for rocket ramp but they're adult organizations are organizing trying to lobby at the legislative level. What we WANNA is is encouraged street action by people in our audience to not only draw them into the political arena. But right this particular wrong. I mentioned that that a large majority of of your audiences in their twenties maybe early twenties maybe teens whatever is this music on alas for them. Are they going to be listening to? When they're thirty five I I can't make that particular I I really get this is. This is something that I have been thinking about for long time. 'cause I'm thirty four years old and and I even though I don't listen to much much music anymore just because my job I wonder you know I know I can go back and listen to the stuff that I liked him pretty much. Think that the yeah I was right. You know this was good and I wonder if your audience is going to be able to do the same. An interest view but but rap audiences and things like that. Is this going to be the music you know? They're going to look back on their on their teen years ago I don't know what I mean. I think the important test is going to be what the society we live in. Looks like in fifteen years because of the people in our audience were fighting an ideological and then a real plane and the kind of organizing that we're doing now will manifest itself in constantly recreating the society. We live in and find shying away from confrontation by not shying away from struggle. Hopefully it is awesome. The people in our audience. We're going to make this society. Fifty Years Mel looked very different than it does today. And that will be the background against which they'll be able to judge. Their their musical tastes have came early. Twenty two of the things that you go. What do you think your reaction is going to be the first time somebody tells you fuck you. I won't do what you tell me. Been Walking that more than what? Okay we've heard that a couple of shows the record company. They're just beaten into submission. Will they have left both companies? Can I believe what they were getting into? But checking organizations like Lollapalooza for example really. I enjoy the tour very much glad we did it. We got to play with a lot of good friends artists with integrity along with me but Lollapalooza outflanked from the left. You know they see themselves in this. Extremely progressive touring entity. And when we call them on the did you hear about the t shirt you know. What would we normally sell insurance for ten dollars? Ten dollars for short sleeved shirts. Knowledge long-sleeve shirt because we know how much it costs Makeup ripper.

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"andrew dice" Discussed on What The Suck?!

What The Suck?!

05:54 min | 2 years ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on What The Suck?!

"Well because he told him he says you know there's a shotgun in a cage and Blah Blah and he says. I think I'd rather take my chances with you. So he tags along with him he still civilian keep you keep asking inside the fucking office. Student should've just dropped chicken off and fucking left. So then they they find the room that they're in the Confront Judith and Andrew Dice Clay. And while they're in there that's win all of a sudden the dolls show up. You know what this is. Why this guy's face aggravates me. Salai that Andrew Dice Dude. He reminds me of Everett McGill. You know who he is now. He was the preacher from silver bullet. pro yeah. He does look a lot like him but he always plays Dick it. Yeah I mean Yeah. He was a monster movie. He was nice but then he turns into yeah kills. But anyway. That's who this motherfucker reminds me of. Yeah he always plays a Dick Party. Play so yeah this guy with his shitty acting ain't helping management so so I take it back so they hear noise out in the warehouse. Oh they officer fat ass Lacson Officer Lard Ass locks him in that room and goes at checkout for himself and that's when he gets sideswipe somehow the dolls are able to to hang onto a normal size baseball bat. I and they whack the Teddy Bear with a bat whacks the officer and knocks him out knocks so then they kill the officer now but they kill him slow. It's hilarious. He gets triple Jack. Yeah They Jack. In the box grabs him around the neck. Baby Shithead did this. This is where you need baby. Oopsy and yeah. She's got the most serious line I I can. I can cry. I can weep. Can even ship my pants. Can you shit your pants anyway? They take them over downgrade. They're biting the bears. Chew in his face off so jack in the box Jack in the box is biting and choking him and baby oopsy comes up with a knife and Stabs him in the NE. Yeah that's all that's awesome. Yeah that was. That was a yeah. He Fades He's gone and then baby oopsy proceeds to drag his failures in the whole time. The damn baby is complaining. Yeah you fat fucking delicious and effectiveness. Do's and I mean it's ninety two's always affects our practically done. Yeah they're all fucking puppets in. The blood is in bad blood bud fact watching this. It wasn't really wasn't that bad. Then there's much there's been much worse. Blida phase we had to and it's not ultra gory. No there's a blood but it's not like ridiculous amounts of blood or there's no entrails or organs or anything it's showing bite marks and stuff but it's not showing like flesh being torn from the bones like some. Yeah like walking dead. Shit you know when you see him just bite and pull you see and even even when like baby oopsy stabbed nuts. You don't see blood flying out of his nut sack or nothing you know you just see a knife gone nuts. Knife gone so they can be A number back in the room with the three Judith Andrew Dice Clay and mark and all of a sudden out of nowhere. This fourth character comes up. Yep Any who comes. Who comes out of the FUCKING VENTILATION SAF shaft? And then like who are you? I'm I'm runaway Ma. The beats me so I ran away and I'm staying inside the fucking warehouse. Why saying fucking warehousing. No they have shelters go to a shelter. Go to church. Don't stay out of a funny where there's no food in the warehouse but you know what we need more bodies. There's no food in the warehouse. We need more bodies for people die. That's true then at this point Is Matt Mark? Mark Mark Went. Map Marks lose. Initiate mark is losing his shit and his superior acting skills shine brought. This guy has got the skills man he went from. He went from being this hard ass smoking cigarettes and talking about his boss all of a sudden being fucking big pussy the entire. Fucking movie hyperventilating. Crying wining total bid. Total bitch losing all of his Shit And so Yes so That's when an tells them that tells them any. The runaway tells them that there's something going on. There's something inside. The dolls is some ghost or demons haunted or whatever And they will try and figure out what the Hell is actually happened. Do this like I don't believe in that. Shit is not real and she knocks over. A pile of wooden blocks letterbox Yup. The seeds standard ones and when she does that Some of them form the word believe and so marks like CDC and then do what you want and then the changes from believed to death. Mark as who do you want dead and in this as you and I wish you would have just said go. Fuck yourself have been funnier but in any way fat you know. The baby's got fair down in the basement. Yeah and he's that's that's why they cut him up so bleed excessively. Yeah and then they drag him down here and let them bleed out into this floor and no blood is soaked up in the floor and as this happened creates and the baby loops he baby by the way. I believe the Who are bat called? mister static. Just so you know.

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"andrew dice" Discussed on 77WABC Radio

77WABC Radio

02:06 min | 3 years ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on 77WABC Radio

"Do desperate things. And so we are acutely aware that they might stop to do things, you know, in the region provocative, and look, this, this is a very big deal because, as far as I understand, that was Japanese owned one of the top of the chips was Japanese owned, so you had Shinzo obey in Tehran. Carrying a message to say you know, let's look at escalating, you have the supreme leader, Ayatollah com- comedy rejecting that and then attacking the type, I mean, this is this is not as you said. I mean, she's very, very serious, and we're getting very close to a situation where I know a lot of members of Cobra a quite concerned about this, where we could have a war that frankly, not many people intended, this is getting into very, very tense and dangerous territory. Gotcha. Hey, Jonathan do gonna get a day off what I know. You're right. You're big newsletter Sunday, you taken off Saturday. Take off satellites, but I'm getting married in September. So I'm going to go on a honeymoon. Have you have you met her yet? The quiet. Yeah. We'll come hoping to make this week. We've been doing online tender that they use, how do you have a girlfriend or fiancee's? Where do you find time? Maybe maybe maybe at the seven eleven we'll talk a hop on my car. Again. Well, you're amazing. See trying to balance at your life buildup by John. Thanks so much. A report of axios appreciate it. A one eight six six eight seven six. What an hour. We'll take a break. I'm going back to you guys in I see five lines. We have three left. I want to be given away a book, Andrew dice, miracle of New Orleans or Thomas Jefferson Thomas Jefferson and the Tripoli pirates when we come back the two the two best callers of the block and welcome in Steve Scalise to the bottom of the hour busy hour. To'move is Brian.

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"andrew dice" Discussed on Afternoons with Marcellus & Kelvin

Afternoons with Marcellus & Kelvin

02:52 min | 3 years ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on Afternoons with Marcellus & Kelvin

"Time filmmakers, take boxoffice out of and still get your Oscar. I think this is gonna be a big moment. I think Romo investigation is definitely going to be interesting. Even if again, like we said earlier there hasn't necessarily been I think some of the pre-game buzz leading up to ban man, pre she at the time. Thank you. Thank you. Get to watch Paul George right now against the team. Boy, he looked really good purple and gold a third seat. Are that's enough? Ben. No, shooting, Jordan, shoe mouthful. I'm looking forward to seeing is lady Gaga with Bradley Cooper because she just broke up her engagement. We what she her and her fiancee's broke up this week broke up. I can tell she loves Bradley Cooper. Well, she says she I Bradley I love you like, you know, I don't know if she loves him he with. Yeah. He has a model girlfriend who I think he has a baby with something. Like that allegedly. I remember the main thing during this show allegedly. Yeah. Remember, the main song for this movie one Grammy? Yeah. Well, I can tell you. If you wanna bet on one thing that literally you there's no chance of losing your money. Shallow for best song telling you good song is how I know that songs gonna win my daughter. She says she's been belting the song for like three weeks. She's not even aware. There's a movie called the stars born. She's knows the song. That's however, lady Gaga, baby. And Bradley Cooper together who will be wed in my opinion. Hopefully. Got to go to the model. Bradley cooper. I wanna I wanna see those together. You're calling your shot. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure there's big Assads for them to get together to everybody. Got that one right? Teaming those two. Yeah. No, look, the two of them were really good together in that movie. Like, they they really had a good chemistry. They performed well. Funches was rice saying that? It is a mega telephone real quick. Really good movie. Really? Yeah. I just saw the movie last week in is awesome. Really? But, but I say is not that great that people, you know, put it on pedestal or whatever, but I will say, hi, I'm going to try to catch it tonight or tomorrow before the Oscars. It's good. They both both of them. Do a good job in it. And actually surprisingly good performance by Andrew dice clay as data. Hell, Dave Cooper's friend. Yes. Just in cast. It is it is an unusual cast taste of movie popcorn tonight. Deca taste it. Yeah. That's why go to the movies just popcorn. It is a very specific sense memory thing. You can only get that pot on in one place and you put extra too. Ladies, gentlemen. This is fun man never met you before real quick to your cooler. Brian's veterinary. Away..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on Extra Hot Great

Extra Hot Great

03:05 min | 3 years ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on Extra Hot Great

"But the puzzle isn't necessary to enjoy it is Kathy. Right. That that it was so steeped in the history of the east village and seemed to be operating in a number of timelines, not just plot wise, but like in the atmosphere of the village, and like the old bars that they're in and that she can still smoke everywhere. Like cinnamon theory about it still being nineteen Ninety-one in the show runners minds. That's what paying for me that she just like smokes everywhere known says anything about it is like old old east village. And that Brennan Sexton the third is in it. I forget the name of this movie, but there's a bar called Lucy's at night than a and there's a huge poster of him. He likes starred in this east village like action movie, and they filmed a lot of it in Lucy's, and our great good friend John Ramos than I had many pi. It's in Lucy's lake. Watched over by Brendan Sexton. I loved all the references to it reminded me of high maintenance in the way that it sort of told the story of the city in an unsentimental, but fond way. Yeah. Yeah. And I also loved the little references to lake. She's like, nobody's mad at Peter Falk. Right. And I was like, oh, I'm going to take that as a wings of desire reference because that's how I take much everything. I possibly can it reminded me of Jessica Jones a little bit like her character Nadia, but not in a not in a way that felt forced like there were just a lot of references that came up that added to it instead of making me compare it unfavourably, and of course, the ultimate. You know, star of kids reference to the old village Lowy seventy s her bomb. I just thought it was really an amazing confident who'll story that mostly worked in terms of lake the science of the mysticism of what they were trying to do, and it was really well acted and my husband Dan came in kind of the middle of it and was pretending not to pay attention. And then started asking me to pause it and being like, so but way, our the flowers dead. And what does that mean? And I said, I don't know. But I've been writing down these little clues like where the mirrors go so flake that. Yeah. I thought it was great. I was not all that concerned that it was going to be sitcom -i it, but it was very Catskills. -i in a way that I that I really liked. Own is kind of like that. When you see her interviewed like I one of the things in sentiments thread was like she talks like Andrew dice, clay like no, that's how she looks like. Yeah. That's how that's how she authentically is. It's how she describes herself. That's one of the best lines in in the show. It'll like Andrew dice clay and a little girl from brave made a baby. Yeah..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on Rob Has a Podcast

Rob Has a Podcast

03:55 min | 3 years ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on Rob Has a Podcast

"Let's say question here from ARL our own Mike bloom says in honor of the talk of Gallagher on CB three is their value in casting an entire season of washed up standups Gallagher versus carrot top versus Andrew dice clay sends. Now, do we know if Andrew dice clay, a hosted the H competition, I did hear that. He was in the house. I know seriously. I heard I heard something about a dice in the house last night. That's right. That's right right after him. Exactly. Well, we have seen. Lisa limp. Nellie on the apprentice before she was good looking for work. She got ready for a takeover once upon a time. So she'd be on this. We know Margaret show. No, Margaret show may or may not have been under a mass performing some vocals recently. I think we could cast this pretty easily. Yeah. I mean, this no more last comic standing, why don't we just get all of the like a comic house and then played brother last comic standing. Yeah. But if the whole season wasn't endurance comp, and we have these older stand up comedians, and it's quite literally this would be actually a good like viral video the last comic stint. So they tip over one by one. I think we could be on. But you don't put your money on Gallagher. Help us feel the positive for sure because there's been some tense times in the BB house this week. Right. And I feel like this could be the solution. Stewed finally, just, you know, having some fun in the house, fun, fun, fun, fun fun. Yes. Okay. Look, Tom Green's been really good on the show. So you got a lot of a lot of comic comics and comedians to get in there. Maybe instead of comedians in cars getting coffee, maybe they could just go and In. get. House. Lamenting where it all wrong. Okay. Green been that good. Or is it just a low bar? A low low bar, Eric. Okay. Let's talk about our next subject here today. The Melissa who was recently featured with tweets on big brother celebrity. What would the winter of Stein magazine front page? Look like, Eric if you had winter of a big brother, I con right here. Yes. If you had a the publisher very winter of Stein magazine, what would be on the cover this month? I think it would be like me in an avalanche of snow getting buried and you see like my arm reaching for the sun. I wish it were summer again. Possibly the winter of Stein isn't connecting in the same way as summer of nine. Can I make my way back now can't ios next summer? It's not necessarily like a calendar. I don't necessarily needs to be. But it is called winter time magazine. Yeah. Is it like is it like the periodical version of this podcast like because it like sort of like the things that we're covering now? And what would be on the cover or is it actually about your winter? Yeah. Well, I do feel like right? He'd probably have like an interview with bath man or something along those lines. Right. So I think it would be moved. Representation of what we're seeing before us. But what that is other question. Right. Can you think of like what are some of the just shoot me ask like tag lines? That would be for different features in the winter of Stein magazine. Just shoot me too soon..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

03:47 min | 3 years ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

"Lady bugs over here made his son dress in drag to win the the oh my God the soccer tournament. I don't even remember that. I remember back to and was soccer player. But yeah, I can't remember the previous. But somehow he put his wig on his. Yeah. Yes. So that can they can win the in that that stuck in your head. Yeah. Then I remember like, you know, we just love watching all the old clips of him and like comedians, like a edgy dice clay. We're we're there's no set of boom. Thing. Yeah. I think they were. I think Andrew dice clay was on the Rodney Dangerfield like young comedians show, all he put on. Yeah. But like, you know, you're just sitting around the studio, and you decide like this. We need a Rodney Joe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm always looking for a little pieces like that between the songs, but the thing that came in with this album was sample clearances, which I had no clue. What was I got on a major label? And now, I just can't throw little clips of surgically are a little random experts because they want publishing are. They went thirty thousand shots out to Rennie dangerous wife. She liked that she cleared it, you know. But that was only one that ended up making that and everything else, you know. Yeah. Oh, really show. You actually you had the center the song gay. Yes. I've got all these people. You know, when you're doing your them. You know, once it's done, which was it was chippy. Okay. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I put that on there. I love what he's saying. Because you know, I can relate to that. You know, he's thinking about he's in the ladies man, like, you know, one time ago to come over. There's nobody home I went over. There was home. Spire? And then and then a soul song comes in. You know, I think it's awesome. And the Jacomet met song. I remember where we were making the song. He was talking about how he will win. He he went to in high school. He was the big man on campus. He had all the ladies. And then when he went to college because he was a nobody, you know, play ball or nothing all the other guys were getting all the girls. And you know, he knew the feeling. Yeah. We could relate to it set the tone. Yes, I just loved that. Rodney's wife had to sit there and listen to it feeling this, right? Go ahead use thousand we'll give you thirty nine. It's the most that records ever made. If you know it was he was on the Carson. Yeah. It was a Carson. Yeah. You didn't have to clear with NBC. I hope they cleared. I don't think they. I'm pretty sure no one's coming after me. So that's a real problem. I in terms of like, you really can be a problem. It used to not worry about it. And just take the hit. I mean, then people come after you. Well, you we weren't making any money enough for people to really care. It wasn't really on the radar enough. So which records like before venom Malibu Venice. Oh, even though even. Yeah. Those were those had all kinds of little experts apples and stuff in some some people came back. But what happens if you don't make the attempt to clear, that's when people get pissed clear, and you put it out and you put up for sale, then that's when you have people coming out the woodwork. It's like I want all my bread you made a lot of money from them. All yeah. So they, you know, not everybody has stemmed to go to court and all that stuff. And sometimes you could work it out. But it's just so much easier to do that stuff before. But then it takes time. And these is all new things, I never thought didn't you have some hits on Melville you? Yeah. But you know, what? I mean apples in there. I mean, we definitely definitely has some samples, but we were the clearing process was just. We did a lot of the clearing after the fact, hey, man, what's up? Okay. Ask you something. Don't get mad though. Zach Zach is..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on Doug Loves Movies

Doug Loves Movies

03:17 min | 3 years ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on Doug Loves Movies

"Barg amazing actor. Oscar nominated for. Was it simple, man. And Peter SARS guard. Those are your five from twenty thirteen is it and -cation. Let me ask you this zero color. Title. I was just blew thinking about my education. This is very suspenseful. I got nothing give it just give me a title of color title. Like, just one was the warmest out of the blue all the good. Yeah. The answer those blue jasmine. Abiola has a point. She's on the board. You're going after Amy. Great though, this is it's a fun game because you can win by just not doing anything. So Jesse has a point to write the next name in the cast of Andrew dice, clay know, what Lewis? This pulled that out right in front of us. I said we played the litter. You put I didn't say yes, or no, that's true. But you you did you are here. You knew what was gonna happen. Let me out of this room tasted precedes me. I always make games. Etter dice clay, Bobby valley. Sally Hawkins I thought she was great in that Alec Baldwin gentleman. And then. Kate Blanchett, of course as blue jasmine. Nobody was named that. But that was that was a good movie too bad can't watch that one anymore. Too much trouble. All right. Got find support categories and play another round because we gotta find a winner who who challenged who their Amy so start with Jesse then go to Rebecca and Jesse do you like? What does that say? Oh, this is weird basketball dreary. Basketball dreary. Yeah. Or how about? I knowing you. Or? Cream of the crop tonight. Yeah. These are good ones. Never gonna get it. Which one of those dealer gonna get it? Let's go really this is movies that I don't think anyone's gonna get movies. Movies complete her wherever I think..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on New Jersey 101.5

New Jersey 101.5

02:14 min | 3 years ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on New Jersey 101.5

"What would be a good name one eight hundred two eight three one zero one point five Craig Rockaway, you're on New Jersey one zero one point five. Hi, guys. I'm driving driving seen the pictures by the mostly white with black spots like dice or domino. And who you're saying he's kind of feisty like small and feisty. White Louis flow for Louie depalma from. Or J for Joe patchy or just patchy. I don't know. Joe Pesci has little and this dog is little jersey guy, and he's feisty and. Wow parking lot is kind of. Yeah. But I tell you the truth. I like rascal. I would stick with that. I don't know. I don't know why I don't know if we're just want to come up with your own. Maybe that's why I don't know. Put your stamp on. Hey, this dogs hours. Okay. You know, what I like about dice black and white dice? But then he could also play off the whole dice, man. Andrew dice, clay. Yeah. Yeah. The dogs filthy mouth. Right. Right. Who every time he barks I'll be imagining. He's telling filthy limericks. Kathy and Donal in your on New Jersey one zero one point five. Hi, guys. I was thinking scout or jam because advocates and my favorite movie is to kill a Mockingbird. Wow. You and my my wife alike. You're not the first person to mention scout. You are calling it in. So now, I know why. But a couple of other people were writing and saying scout or boo Radley. Yeah. But you know, what boo was scaring everybody. I mean, not in the end a hero in the end. I kind of like, what do you think of peck? What do you think of Doyle's idea, Gregory, Peck, if I could go back and having a fair, it would be with Gregory Peck? Really move past the dog issue. A little more than you do. Kathy. You'll be screaming that name for. Sure. All righty, then. Right. Jane.

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"andrew dice" Discussed on Road Trippin': Richard vs. Channing

Road Trippin': Richard vs. Channing

03:35 min | 3 years ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on Road Trippin': Richard vs. Channing

"Well, do you know fan she's been west? She's. I'm like country country. We used to burn our trash in the world. We have that you can go put the trash in the barrel. Trash burn Merrill, grocery store, man and go to the store for nothing, man. My grandfather had at all really. Dr like around the farm form. Yeah. You know, get the eggs in the morning. You know, corn and garden your grossed. No been to we pick picky. I think in put it under the ground and roasted on the ground kind of thing. I've seen that. Yeah. Yeah. Little turn to above ground. Yeah. Throw it out. I don't cook. Like that. But I can cook, you know, not for survival. I can cook for me. Lately cooking, Dr Oz. Book for about seven years. Trying to be a little more help from the south. You know, call fry. Yeah. Away from that round with fried food every day, you can have some fried something. But we don't want to much of that holiday party. We had we packed back games. And we all needed them. All yeah. Tell me more about this holiday party because I saw some clips online gator gator to come in here and give us a little gator is to alternate host says she see she did write for those who are listening audio side. Keyter is the one that co-hosted with Richard last summer two summers ago. He also works with us here at spectrum sports net. Yes. The main she did know about gator in his history of volleyball him knowing AVP him, just emceeing, weddings. So she hears like, oh, yeah. No like gator is not gator because he's Chris McGee in this. Radio a little bit of gator fig eater comes out in the volleyball world and emceeing, weddings and parties. That's gator that you're on. I only know gator has gator. So the other night you weren't here you were visiting your daughters for Christmas, but we had our airdrops on. And I was like who is Christopher. Oh, yeah. Oh, chris. It's gator. I I didn't know his name for ten years after knowing him when he was seeing that holiday party, nor my gosh, I think he's. F- bomb? Ryan everybody like maybe sixty time like heavily. Honestly, it's like when it comes to like the bomb. It's like him, Andrew dice clay. Who else is there? That's up there with dropping the f bomb as good as Peter is. It was impressive party. To get away with it. It's perfect. Yeah. Resources there. I wish you was in here right now because he had that great story where he paid the cabdriver in fake money. -opoly something earlier. It was rain rain was performing karaoke. Remember, and they brought out the sheet they're spraying with fake dollars. And so gator decided he tells the story so well, I really wish she does is gator taste money. What's the money, and he's playing around like, yeah, I'm getting rid, you know, as a responsible American. He's he's had one or two great twists as one or two drinks. And as a responsible American. He calls a cash, right? So he calls a cab caused a cab. He gets out. And he's all right here you go here. You'll give them twenty right? Doesn't live too far from here..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

04:09 min | 3 years ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Everyone's looking at the gun in the scene. So I paid in a Cup thing. I need to get the and now suddenly I have a Cup full of piss and I'm Mike. Oh, no. I did not expect this and I'm looking at this Cup of piss trying to steal from Zack. You know, just my paying for second. And then I'm like, I'm going to do some this. A piss now, I will tell you. Honestly, my first thought was to drink it. But. A month earlier on punch drunk. I had drank a sip of my pets. It was over ice. It was over the leftover remnants of a of a ice Latta that Tibo had. But I was like I don't wanna be the guy who drinks pillow time. I don't know if these people saw that Punchdrunk episode they wanna be that guy immediately. My thought was hundred throw this piston of the audience. I'm gonna throw this Cup of piss this big Cup of piss straight into the ours. And I picked a long way man, I was holding it for like an hour. Drink in the whole time. You know? And man, I really thought of it. I was I could see it happening in my head. I'm throwing this piss on the audience I had to create an arc. So it hits the most amount of people not a straight throw, you know, like back, but like a real like like like, you know, spray it from right to left. And then I looked at Zach EKO. He looked at me. I looked in the eye. He was as standing I think I might have faked like mean bugged, you know, like throwing into the crowd of much show any more. It's hazy memory. I looked at them. And with his eyes. I mean, I thought you guys I was like, oh, I know he's bleeding Dennis face. He's got a dollar Bill to his arm stapled to his arm. Got another dollar Bill. Stay to the side of his forehead at another dollar, Bill states whose other arm or the first time, I'm not really sure. Msci says that you can't decide to have a thought thoughts into your brain. You can't say I'm going to think of a pink elephant because what made you think of saying I'm going to think of a pink elephant the understand thoughts. Just happened. Seller soon have our. And the thought that popped into my head. And maybe that's God. Maybe for believe in God. That's what it is. What makes thoughts happen? The thought that popped into my head was. Hundred Zeca Mako your thought in his face. And he looked at me with his eyes. And he could tell what I was thinking. And he very the only time I can compare it to was entered is clay, what am I heroes in comedy? What am I for trolling to for pranks? Dice was the man he never broke on characters. He never broken a prank. Every wasn't like that was good fun. That's move on. He would stay on it till he died. And used two days before digital cameras. He wouldn't take pictures of people like fuck with people with fancy enjoyed it. Hit a bunch of good fun things. One was like he would sit up on a on a couple of steps hire. Somebody a fan came up Jimmy stand up. So he's onto literally two steps up. And then he would never look down at that. Who just stay above them looking straightforward above their head going. Yeah. Nice to meet you just fucking fish. Han them was great. And I mean dice was a legend in in in sleep away camp in an highschool pass around his tapes, you'd have to stay what he met historically. He was the first one to use words like this. He was the first stadium act. He was massive the dirtiness. He had it was like what the fuck in my hearing, you you would you would play at the student lounge high school and teachers were walking you have to run off quickly. We would have tapes made a recording of tape made a recording of a tape dubbed dubs dubbed these grainy things. We get here, Andrew dice clay talk. And he was star. And when I got to the comedy to meet him. It was crazy. I..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on 850 WFTL

850 WFTL

03:36 min | 3 years ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on 850 WFTL

"Yeah. So it's kind of funny to me. They're not too many people have brought that out. I watched this video and to me, it looks like correct me if I'm wrong, it looks almost like she's just like at a bar talking to gather there is a gathering of her supporters. So I kind of almost get that. I think that you'd probably will never know for sure. But I bet you hundreds upon hundreds of politicians have like you said it was like a barbecue or at a bar or out to dinner or lunch or something have said something like this to the people around them. The difference is is today. Twenty nineteen. Yeah. Everyone is recording anybody everything that isn't a political figure because of these types of moments because this is exactly what people are hoping to catch when they have you on camera. Yeah. And so Pelosi was asked about it because she's like the den mother speaker of the house, I call the den mother. She does seem very den mother like you know, what I mean? Doesn't she? It's interesting the of all the Trump adversaries. Yeah. She's the only one that I'm not aware of who has a Trump nickname. What is it? No. She doesn't have it. How weird they all have nicknames. Believe me, I work it out. Work it out it believe me. I wanna to see what she has to do over the next couple of weeks. I've got five or six good. What's the I'll have a good word for you really showed. But I doubt it. That I could tell you probably I guarantee he said on six or seven problem is all the easy ones. You probably can't say during a press conference, right? Yeah. I mean, look, here's the thing. These guys couldn't wait to get the congressman session, the DMZ controlling it. And sure enough right out of the box. They're going after him. But the call a guy we're gonna impeach the mother effort and state in front of your kid right there. The first time you felt comfortable cursing in front of your parents. Did you ever do that? I've never grown up like if I said a curse word when I was a kid. I get my father would yell at me. But I remember, you know, I got to a point Murray an adult or almost an adult a teenager. And I was telling a story. And I think I was telling me data story of tell my folks the story and the F word slipped out eight never cursed in front of them. So the F word slipped out, and they didn't do anything about it. And I was like I'm a man. I forget my bar mitzvah that was nothing. Now, I'm officially a man I could actually could. So then so then like I got away with it. It was like, you know, the next week. Could you believe those F ING giants? They blew that effing game. All right. Let's pull it back a little bit. Gave you she took a mile all of a sudden, Andrew dice clay. Doc. I ran with it. I never had that problem. I think I was like four or five years old and my dad would just curse like like a sailor. And the problem is is it's not that he cursed in front of me or any. He cares for all of his kids, including my like four or five year old sister today, and she will do it right back. The problem is is that he and pretty much everybody on that side of the family will just laugh at you. If you do it back to them. Really? That's the kind of family. I grew up in my mom's the story when I went and saw them this holiday of how I would I was really little like four or five years old. And my aunt was like plowing a field on a tractor. And this is just kind of wearing from. All right. I get it. I get it. I know where it's going..

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