19 Burst results for "Andrew Dice"

Using Humor to Prevent Suicide with Frank King

Inspiration and Spiritual Awakening from Live. Love. Engage. with Gloria Grace Rand

05:53 min | 2 months ago

Using Humor to Prevent Suicide with Frank King

"Nama stay and welcome to live love engage. I am gloria grace rand and today on her show. I am delighted to have An awesome percent who gentleman who is got a lot of unique experience Including being comedian who also talks about a subject that what you wouldn't necessarily find funny but he has found a way to be able to help people out with that so First off. I want to welcome to live. Love engage frank king and for those of you watching on youtube. He was waving and smiling. But let me tell you a little bit about this gentleman. He is a suicide prevention speaker and trainer. Who also was a writer for the tonight show for twenty years and Depression and suicide actually run in his family. And he's You know had to deal with that. We'll talk a little bit more about that but having to do with Depression and wind to to kill himself but on the other hand he was able to turn that long. Dark journey of the soul into five. Ted talks that's quite amazing in and of itself that they haven't won yet so kudos to you and not only that he's really. He's a motivational public speaker. Who uses his life lessons to start the conversation to give people permission to give voice to their feelings and experiences surrounding depression and suicide and that is so important right. Now because as we're recording at the end of september twenty twenty and i was actually just doing some research on this yesterday that because of the pandemic that a as of at least late june there's been some research done that forty percent of. Us adults reported that they were struggling with mental health or substance abuse. So i think This is a time where really i think. People are struggling. So it's great that you're able to use humor and to be able to help people so let's maybe start from the beginning a little bit and just talk a little bit about your own journey. And how did you get started in comedy where all i was in fourth grade joke and students laughed and more importantly the teacher was hysterical. And i thought. I'm going to be a comedian. Twelfth grade. the talent show nobody'd ever done stand up at the senior town. Joe before clinton seventy five. I did stand up. i want. I went home. Told my mumble. I'm going to be a comedian. If she goes son you go into college. Do whatever you like when you're done you can be a goat herder for all i care but you must going to be a goat herder with a college degree Chapel hill actually be a. It'd be asked. And then mode san diego with my high school and college sweetheart where we got married and big mistake. Because he's a wonderful woman but we absolutely nothing in common. They say opposites attract. She wouldn't pregnant. I wasn't so we never had children. And just by chance in san diego there was a branch of the roth has comedy store on sunset in los angeles. Every time i drove by that place fell this magnetic pole. My i was not a big fan of comedy especially not a big fan of bb coming on comedian. Well she married an insurance guy. Got a comedian. Kind of matrimonial. Bayton switch so. I had to sneak out most gas. Nick huggers bars. I sneak out open mic comedy store. And then i got a job seating. Greetings could watch the become ex-professional comedians. In back them. Jim carey was headlined. Just doing impressions Andrew dice clay ellen degeneres. Rosie o'donnell appall poundstone. Dennis miller and so i watched and soaked in the best comedy available. And let's see. I got about sage first time days before april fools day. I five minutes irvine last night. I heard inside my head. I'm home. I'm gonna do for living absolutely no idea how your leg her and actually book myself on the road. Ten weeks it was kind of the beginning of the big comedy club. Boom from eighty five to ninety five. And i said to my girlfriend now my wife of thirty three years. I'm going to be a standup comedian. Especially you wanna come along and disbanding. Course she'd go no she goes. Yeah so we got. Our jobs gave our part but everything. We couldn't fit environmental dodge colt into storage. And we're on the road. She and i for two thousand six hundred twenty nine nights in a row nonstop seven years. James came off the road to oregon radio meld hometown of raleigh north carolina. Where i took a number one morning show in droves number six eighteen months only drove it in the ground road miller and by the found that was over the comedy club scene was beginning to wane. I always been very clean as a comedian. So i made the jump to the corporate comedy circuit the after dinner after lunch rubber chickens and made a great living doing that about ten years until the recession

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Donald Trump blames China for Covid-19 outbreak

Kentuckiana's Morning News

00:40 sec | 10 months ago

Donald Trump blames China for Covid-19 outbreak

"To Washington DC that's where president trump was hanging out with fox news channel doing a town hall event at the Lincoln Memorial again blaming China for not stopping the spread of corona virus A. B. C.'s Andrew dice president trump began his virtual town hall on fox news channel he continued to blame China for the cove it nineteen pandemic go to bed stopped on the spot they chose not to do it or something happened either there was incompetence or they didn't do it for some reason top U. S. officials putting the blame squarely on a Chinese lab for spreading cove in nineteen saying it was not made intentionally in a lab but investigating whether it was the result of an accident

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"andrew dice" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

03:48 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"You. You are the fucking best. How much fun woods this is inequality join of phillies getting PSYCHOTIC on the phone. That's the greatest you the best. This is a dream come true. I can't tell you if you go back to ninth grade. Burt and and tell him in the middle of that lunchroom. No one day. You'll have him over your house and he will tell that joke that that someone gills sold at the table able tell it to you with them and fall apart. Now this is this is been a blast in Kenan. Thank you man. I'm glad I've been wanting to meet you. I told Allen that Oh aw dude I'm I'm I'm a huge fan. My whole life I've I've been lowering I've just everywhere but do you go out for a long time. Yeah I go out L. E. February January thirtieth and I'll go out hard until probably may really you'll just stay out sale. Come uh-huh come home a couple of weeks like few weeks this. I'll come home. Maybe Monday Tuesday and five back out Wednesday but I Love I really love the part. You're talking talking about where you're writing and creating onstage To see only way Cadila yeah and and and I don't have. I'm not getting ready for a special so just playing around onstage for me. That's where a DICTA- that's why I'm I'm at the store just about every night this week or month they put it on my my My instagram because that's what I like Andrew Dice. Clay is my instagram for people to come over. I'll Yep I'll do. We'll do a story in a second. We'll video we'll put it up and will send everyone over instagram. You said you're going to give me a number of befriend wet. There's a million numbers molly got. I'll see if she texted me back. You GotTa set me up with that. She said she saying she said so. This is like the only person that can make this happen. Yeah it's Ashton Carter's company. Okay so I guess you set up. I'll send everything to eleanor. And she'll she's the woman while I know how to do was dial and tax. Yeah I got I have over four thousand unopened unopened emails. I tell everybody I'm never going to look at an email ever. I have so many fucking I'd never. How many how many? You won't even tell him anymore. I'll really yeah. That's kind of so many here. Wait in my inbox unopened. Sixty eight thousand from Ho. That's how many people you not. I haven't been answering them for years as long as the email address and to me I I stopped a few years ago. 'cause I'm like just tell me when I run into somebody and they go. I sent you an email. I go just tell you right in front of me. They tell me what's the big secret. What do I gotta read about it for you right in front of me? Yeah Soy thank you dice. I appreciate it I dog. You're great thank you. This was from. We'll do it again. Let's do it and they will. Do you raise your sons in will bring day would be five fucking love. That da up play a concert here don deal. Thank you brother all right. I'll see in This episode is brought to you by the machine..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

01:57 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

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"andrew dice" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

The Church of What's Happening Now

01:50 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now

"League And to pick up the pieces when somebody breaks your Some somebody twice as small somebody who will swear to be true. You used to do with me. Who Lead you to uh that misery loves company? They WANNA be now to see how he doesn't when he zero two puzzle. who so swearing all this juice? We know Brahma. Rama body aches y'all.

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

The Kirk Minihane Show

03:59 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

"I mean dyson so like oh look on my. I'm not going to answer that quite yet. My cousin vinny. I can't see the only louis could have gone better if they do that. Mike was blind. What's i told us assistant. Mike was blind. I was expecting so. I don't think there's a lot of communication between the assistance. If the next thirty minutes of the interview was just a shitty yeah oh i mean yes it was again. I'm not gonna tell you how great it was listening to. If you like it with go fucking shit eh well. They've already listened to it so at the end. Maybe some people start the in work backwards with your words. Maybe it'd be something. I don't know what the hell health nose so <hes> now anyway next friday go to ticket master and if there's other places let them the endless no will promote that all week for sure <hes> some good seats available there too. I'll i'll be there michael be there will be happy to take pictures with you. Do whatever i wanna meet dice to. That will be nice. If we make that happen. Yeah i can reach out good. Can i can meet them all right good. That'd be nice snow. Ask all the questions. I didn't get to maybe he wanted to meet me. Let me ask you eddie murphy. What do they work with scorsese the h._b._o. Show vile vinyl right right right. He produced. I was forgetting a little more resources. Forget that show existed true. I just knew i know the research definitely came during your questions. Yeah mike to the fucking. We're competing my cousin vinny. We've discussed that you can see that movie easily. Easily unroll actually been a better movie if he was in it think yes yes. It's still pretty good but yeah it was great. Okay whatever mr movies wayne in here like a forty minute podcast. I know it was like a show another two hours but some of the stuff i wanna talk about. Let's put this together now. What do you what's your plan that. You're heading out to leave after the show. I'm just going to save it and i'll what do it like normal tomorrow so go grab dinner somewhere making all right truthfully. Oh chick-fil-a. I was thinking particularly to meet you guys the chick-fil-a tonight on the way here yeah. Did you really your big. John fucking love it yeah. She said when he gets away from the felix little. Oh is that right away ooh. They have some wendy's tonight. Don't tell her i could be interested in culinary. Kelleher is dice clay though the battle battle would you do you think i think kelleher is telling the truth telling him went for the sale and keller said said fuck you <hes> my guy right or do you think do you think to steve or no. It's hard to tell i'm in a wilderness of mirrors set up before these guys deserve one hundred percent and if they wanna give me a little a little taste that's fine but they deserve a one hundred percent of the commission. Everybody in the minnesota world is <hes>. You know a one man army looking to take out the other people well in advance again. Just wanna get closer to you. Well that's true. What would we gonna. Bring this kiss kelly. I want callahan calling nine. I am demanding. I think we could get color. I'm worried that colonnade colonnade is kind of like why he's going to pull the baby card. Erica wants to kill her job as sales sales. She'd said to me she text me. She's like this keller. The guy said he's making it happen yeah. He's sort of if you look at it like right now. They're painting him on the mural right now barstool just weird but he's going up there right right yeah and and they're all like choose texas fucking believe we almost brought pollinating laugh. I now want to disappoint them is bad. I heard kelleher also just had twins triple. Triplets seed is his banana juices unbelievable. Yes delicious to say it came on her stomach stomach. She's still just fucking shit. Kids slid right down right down between those t._v.'s and she had triplets and believe the show for the show all right sealer. This was pretty reprehensible. I i don't know how it can be anybody's idea of humor.

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"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

The Kirk Minihane Show

03:51 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

"Punching. My leg was st motion. We looked like i thought you were gonna cry with the anger i was so mad. I was laughing an angry at the same time. You can't gas appreciate the moment i did. I understood understood almost didn't ask them questions because i knew you thought it would be funny but i wanted to get that want to ruin the funny thing yeah. You nailed the podcast thing yeah but she answered he listened to in the question so that was good molin for you. You interacted with him for sure. There's interactive so when he called when he called earlier at like like to twenty and i was just saying i saw the l. a. numbers like maybe this is agent calling up to cancel something's going on. He's like hey. This is andrew chef called him andrew. No he goes by. Does everyone calls him called him dice man. Not only five minutes. Yeah cleared up the miscommunication okay. I don't know i don't know if he was laying the foundation for the later joke about not knowing what his schedule was not sure but he didn't seem clogging at all. This is engaged in good to go yeah. I might have just you know first time talking with boredom yeah. How long have we get in our right. Perfect great a plus great job. I steve for booking great job by me great job by by dice. Mike was here i back this is true. Genius never thought that andrew dice claim the podcast ever. I want godfrey next. I'm trying to think of other comedians. I don't want these young. I want these <hes> now. Would you want these millennials. Would you have someone like burger or rogan or someone like that. Why just say you're not necessarily fan fan of bill twice even when you would do shows right here like when you know from canton. Obviously you guys who went to school them. I would yell for short have have rogin on. He's doing them but i don't think rogan would be particularly lively you on the phone now but i'm sure they'll bended sonatas podcast. That's true you did which is amazing. I didn't believe it. I thought it was some weird right baron. Yeah yeah obviously still what's come on. You can come on. I mean yeah comedian wise. You know i'd love to barstool. That's the reason he needed for promotion but he likes barstool might have in spain onto to him if he comes to town stories. I love that s._n._l. Era miller those guys. I mean you know now. Mike likes young means best can be part of his ideal. The guys to comedians medians in in you know sexual offenders podcast well. He say he likes. What do you know my you say. You like the older guys. Save it for if i lose this what's going on with this. This is you texting me said. Mike has something what's going on so we've decided free sports bet free sportsbook pick dot com yes if some sort of punishment if i lose if he gets so if if the browns lose <hes> i said every week if i lose okay if if i lose i i will say one. Whatever like one sound rob one cent weaker back. Yeah you can pick okay. That seems fair matter what it is like. My family left out of an ideally well then. What's the point all right. This is the lock you made this as a matter. It's a lock this pixelbook you're right but but not in the browns not for the not for both the k. c. o. l. bonus that was just threw that in there because they mentioned maybe thrown over one hundred so i'd perfect so you get the browns line six in kansas city fifty one. You're going over against jaguars but the one that you're picking is the browns okay brown's minus six. If now you can make me embarrassed myself okay well. That'll be difficult happen. Anyways what a day from mike shit on by the least funny person on the planet evan whatever his name is. I mean that's that's not easy. Wow i put it there..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

The Kirk Minihane Show

01:47 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

"Care. It's you have a this. Is america say what you want. We could disagree with it but you know what i don't. You know he's playing character. You know what i mean yeah. He's become that guy kind of but it is. He's andrew silverstein. You know he is arsenio. Never ever talks about any of these silverstein. Put yourself out there didn't they didn't bring up a notable that two dozen great would have been flying fuck silverstein thing not the arsenio thing i understand. Did i understand okay well. Yeah i mean i think people should be longer episode. I thought i was going to be too good excellent thrilled. Oh i'm so i was concerned the beginning getting like oh shit but he was fucking great got rolling after ten to fifteen minutes. You got into the fucking stories. I mean you know it's not. It's also interesting in need if you could talk to him. Longer like seinfeld is basically best friends larry miller <hes> in riser in dice mention those guys so i do wonder if dice it's just natural like you feel like these guys are kind of snaps. Like why am i not you know more. Successful seems gary miller wired you. You could tell he wants to be on that seinfeld. Show should be honest. He'd be great on curb. He'd be great guests spot or something that's true so <hes> thoughts interview steve from you as a comedic guy yourself thought it was fantastic good question john ask them very natural when that's what trump and comedy kept china scientists estimate that too because they're friendly yeah but i feel like he's was. Are you gonna show apprentice. Rewatch that arsenio thing and you mentioned trump in there. They were kind of way. I mean he's probably got some stories. That's good news hook. He's the president of the united states seinfeld the pussy. Maybe somebody'll right about that. Maybe who cares anyway just enjoyed..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

The Kirk Minihane Show

03:25 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

"And by the way i got to say somebody who's been in chippy foreign law people don't reach out some do oh great point about roseanne him whether you agree or disagree twitter roseanne. I don't care like she somebody who was abused nobody had about we know and they'll be publicly and he reached out almost like we're going to go. Do some shows known thirty five years and i know you're not a racist. I mean if anyone knows what it's like anybody yeah. Do you think he didn't know really didn't know anything what chapelle i at. That was a tough one. I didn't watch the special so i think it more so. He doesn't know shit and make sure i heard it. I didn't expect my my chapelle comedy breakdown into didn't get into a a long defense of michael jackson yeah okay. You're like <hes> do i do. I have to say like no macos accident. Touch those watching you. Try decide whether or not you. I disagree with him too. 'cause car there but i would say like i watched that talk mentoring and i had real. I'm not gonna do conversation with that rain. I had real issues with it like do. I think michael jackson lost. The kids got into my head idea. Do i think that documentary was hideously one-sided in you know like anything else like making a murder right which america music oh my god. Oh my god we'll okay talk humanitarian. Are you know are biased is always biased so you you interviewed that john ziegler about it. Yeah it was a little cook but he made some good points about yeah he did. He did do a good job. So dice made a spirited defence this michael. I can be friends with them paying in europe. I didn't wanna ask him but rodney because i do. I think there's a big you know. <hes> dangerfield fascinates me but i you know i don't know who knows i want to tell me. If this is a bad question the question that i'd never got out. I was going to say <hes> eddie eddie murphy's a guy who is just as edgy and goes after a lot of the groups that you got in trouble for going after and he was allowed to be in like family movies. Why do you think that was that. I was going to be a follow up to the geico focus. It was great. Is that we we didn't. We didn't pissed him off so he might actually share it on instagram. You know share you might actually promote the podcast yeah yeah. Let's reach out your actual number. I texted you did would you text them. Gooch actually just sent him one of the stock dick pex. I said thank you for being so gracious with your time. That was amazing. I'll send anti link to the podcast when we put it out. If you wanna share drink next week yeah excellent kirk lobster. She said you start how we start up. The dyson cometh my tongue in this girls when you're online at the the bank when you're online at the bank i'm sure he loves having people repeat his own bits to my liking. Sometimes she turns red ship while doing this here. Thank the fuck. Is that funny. What do you think do you. You think surely will like this. One this interview or no yeah yeah. She will for different reasons. We said anything politically incorrect. I would say i didn't get in the way of everything that was said politically and again as i said to him and he agreed in utah i mean he knows he's a fucking comedian. Whose like what am i say. Don't speak your mind. These your your thoughts fucking same you've been doing he's right grandfathered in if he's the greatest of all time whose business is it of ours to censor him of even if he's a fucking shitty comedian the mocking well why oh i care..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

The Kirk Minihane Show

01:31 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

"It was come on. I know i loved it and so he was only going ten minutes. I said told me a half hour. No i told him i told him it would be like fifteen minutes half an hour told his assistant that anyway but then he called listed as a really good job two hours and forty-five minutes before the interview it was great when he goes. I give you more than your ten minutes but i like you and i was like wait. What i was like. Oh shit which is fine. I mean i. I think he's standard. Radio is probably ten minutes quite knows what this is probably but once we start kind of i want to ask them about the podcast stuff because they said on their end that he had no i like he left halfway through an episode once sons at a do it and shit like that yeah all right well. I mean dice. You know i mean i would love to have dice to ordinary. Obviously i mean he'd be aroma guy. I think he'd swipe it on on the do the do the dais. Who do you ask me about my game you sure. Aren't you blind mike and his mother. They went up the hill or love roman anyway. We loved ice. God knows we love roaming. We have two pair these together at some point. We're going to do this dyson brandy love each f._d._r. Rome dice to use a roman wipe before he blows his paste onto brady loves chest around them. We're done exactly <hes> get your man dot com get.

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"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

The Kirk Minihane Show

03:20 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

"Can we please call it the most offensive thing that my cousin vinny question and i don't think i don't think we can cut out that was so great. I'm so upset. I wanted to be the only thing you said in the <hes> in the i almost did just because i knew you wanted that. I'm mike hammer but luckily you cover. What network is podcasts was on that that that that was critical. I'm i'm happy i got to be here for that. The digital network but there is also you know there is a level of fury inside of me. No you didn't fight except up at the end. No i did not. I thought it was a good interview. Though it was great out greatest he was awesome. It's just laughing my ass. I mean at the beginning he he was talking but i think you got warmed up warmed him up pretty. He just got comfortable. He then easy realize okay. These guys aren't shit hits. He did not uh-huh mike moments. Such great like everyone hates him like that question. I could have easily asked that question in my in the music fucking talk about the i'm asking all these questions about the old days yeah my guess would question about the old days like i won't talk about the old days and there were other questions that i know the worst part. Is you go. There are other questions you ask you about stern yes but roseanne should i wanted to ask and i know that if i asked those i would've gone yeah what the fuck is. Ah for the first few questions. Were your best though was that there were a couple that i need to ask. You sound like i may be nice. I been we should have done during it. I fucked up. I should have had them do a roman thing yeah. Oh man i mean he might as well have the with the painting your chest lock going on to have andrew that you have to understand for a minute. You have to understand. I know you're huge fan. I totally get it but you know i grew up if i if you were told thirteen fourteen year kirkman hand yet they'd be doing a show. We're dice clay would be doing basically a bit to four you on the phone. I would have been bruce springsteen to my house. Larry bird to fucking shoot hoops horst hits the big big big big stats. He's he's like so. Everyone gets caught up in the and that was really fun. He goes on that rent but like he's a smart guy. When he talks about seinfeld being a pussy he's exactly right on like seinfeld old if he's really going to be intellectually honest does comedian the car getting getting coffee and dice at sarah jessica broaddrick al fallen twice like dice. This is a great comedian and those guys their career parallel. They start at the same time dyson doing it as long as long as it's seinfeld and he's also an outsider to me. That's a fascinating. They both grew up in the sink fucking town. Basically i was surprised i kind of thought about scientology. There is going to give a guy you know. I like him. Boy did say that like you know. He's not like him but he's a pussy. Yeah is is very on a lot more honest and a lot of comedians. A lot of committees probably think that type of shit but makes a couple of days ago. You were worried that he may be more p._c. In today's culture do you still have that fear yeah. You were saying he did you. You heard him do a bit about oh no different than it used to. Do you know i'm not worried about. It's concerning no not at all. Do you tell you the truth about stern or do you think he was playing nice because he seems to a lot about what stern i thought i mistakenly thought he had been on for years..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

The Kirk Minihane Show

03:46 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

"Of the fucking refrigerator and eat it. You know what happened. You know what i mean yeah so so she it said something dumb. You know personally. I never even listened to it. I didn't give a fuck. You know what i mean yeah but doesn't it almost doesn't that scare scare. You won't go no yeah no guy got. I got a question about so <hes> we were on the phone. I already then you just meet in vegas. I want to show you something and i brought her on stage. She got a standing. Oh gotta standing all going off the stage and then i called my agent aginst to handle her and let's book some shows because i'm a guy that knows what it is to have everybody against me right. You know what i mean sure nobody coming defense and that's what i did with roseanne. Well i find amazing the great yeah you know and you know whatever you do. Do you know that's like blaming somebody for something. They said on fucking day right right i i. I just think it's amazing comedy now like like this all the subsequent chapelle this past week. It's mine roasting to me. The comedian goes on does their jobs as funny interesting stuff if people want to silence them when they say station to me. It's just so it's i mean you know better than anybody. It's wild yeah no way i gotta. I gotta question yeah personally. I don't follow whatever she does really yeah. Well not so with him so chapelle so chapelle does netflix special right and he goes in on everybody buddy no the l._g._b._t._q. Community michael jackson defended michael jackson and all these people are talking about banning him and they need to do this need to silence him. In the the guy does a really funny forty minutes to stand up in a certain block and it's mostly the really liberal bloc want him not to speak anymore. It's just it's madness. I mean i know you know oh my god number one all right just under jackson issue yeah with the with the clothes that produced this just to make money buck and dump special could watch for more gordon three minutes because both the guys on there just bad fucking active. <hes> you know all right. This is the bottom line and believe it or not. I'm a guy that three months i was in college. I was going to go to college to become an attorney. Okay all right so okay. Let's go back in time a little to the first time. Michael jackson was accused or semi accused of fucking around with a kid. Okay okay yeah all right so even on that first time. I you know i was with my second wife. Okay <hes> you know i i. I've had a bunch of okay so i'm with my second and i remember watching t._v. And i just said to go never happen. You didn't lay a finger on this kid goes. How do you know that i go you. Gotta understand and at that time. Michael jackson was probably in his forties already. That's probably right right yeah but you gotta figure. He started touring with his brothers about twelve years old so let's say he was. I dunno. Let's say he was eighteen when he started having sex with kids. Okay suppose it's guy traveled the whole fox in world over and over and over again when this kid came out and said.

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"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

The Kirk Minihane Show

01:54 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

"A lot of parents don't watch that kids like doc so they grow up and that's why you for you is so fucking frightening but that's how they truly onto that that what goes on how did you know my my son. You know how i told you my sons that rock band right yeah now normally rock is want to pick up the fucking groupie one after the other my son's going through the same a looking for that like one sexual girl you know not a girl that could shoot a carrot out of a box plus the room knocker handle off the table. They just want like one really skilled school. It's their own schools as far as how they think about women women they want to be like nice guys not like not like iowa right. You know what i mean. Yeah you know what i mean so so oh you're definitely not like the millennial you know would just a bunch of your so real. You've given more time than we asked where we appreciate but can you just walk me through real quick high. You wound up doing this tour this coming up with roseanne. You've you've been friends with her for a long time or how does that. I'm i'm i'm friends would have for a long time and i hated. The girl was on ambien number one. She's not a racist in any way shape or form. I notice girls thirty three fucking mute right. She was not ambi. I've been on ambien. Got me crazy with studio. Take them in and and you know what happens anybody. That doesn't take an ambien knows what can happen. If you don't go right to sleep. Okay your turn into characters you fucking just they've put up on both sides of the fucking refrigerator and eat it. You know what happened. You know what i mean yeah so so she it said something dumb..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

The Kirk Minihane Show

02:32 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

"Talking thirty years late at thirty years of doing my job <hes> later right so if you want oh sorry die so if you watch like today's come together like what would be now thirty years later i totally get it. What would you look look at and say oh gee. That's that doesn't work or i would do it. If you want to know something if they had that special today it would it would hold up. Oh no no questioning my chops. It's like a musician or braille player like anything if you're really into what you do. I've never lost that feeling to be the greatest. If i'm gonna call myself the greatest no matter who is out there. I gotta be able to go on stage. Improve it you. Anybody can walk around on the radio. Show me show me how fucking good the unwilling to go up there improved. That's it you know so you know about the only thing i use from the the act that you knew of. Is the mother goose stuff which i like to close with because but it's just one of those signature pieces that your audience loves to do with you. You know what i mean well. I don't mind doing that and it's fun to do. It and it's amazing how much they love to do it. Oh sure yeah it's it's amazing yeah other than that. It's like you know the actors. It's it's modern it today. I'm not living off of <hes> you know. Let's say the gay bit from years ago. You know if i talk about anything <hes> well. You know fair out or something. It's from today you know where when i talk about the <hes> you know the half chicks whatever the fuck they are. What's it. I you know <hes> that became popular to kaitlin. You know whatever you know so i do bits on all of that stuff but it's not put a hundred years ago and it's not from a to z when i go on stage. I really hand tell the show what i'm feeling from the audience but you're not but you're not afraid of but you're not afraid of the p._c. Culture i mean you can't do your job as a comedian the great comedian you can't sit there and worry about backlash clash writer no. Are you kidding me right. That's that's what i meant. I i'm after what see today comics refrained because they're trying to get on y'all and showtime and net flicks. You don't care and those people turn around and go if you do this bit..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

The Kirk Minihane Show

03:32 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

"You know on sunset yup. That's that's all right. They changed the name but the building is the same exact building. That was that was called. Ben franks now mel. I'm sitting at the carolina elena. Some guy goes mind if we sit over here with you and it's mohammed ali and i guess his bodyguard all right which i can't even i can't fucking believe right. I'm not even i'm not even into sports fight but muhammed laying at filo oh because he's degraded there were doing that. I love everything about that fucking guy okay so he starts talking to mesa yeah i. I'm looking down. I don't even know where the puck to look at. Why am i sitting next to muhammad ali. You know having been scrambled fucking egg anyway <hes> so he finally turns to me. Go so what do you what do you do out. You know you know and i'm like oh i. I'm just going to tell you. I'm the greatest also kind of kind of meek right right right right uh-huh because oh you're fine you wanna be the greatest light. No no no no no. I'm i'm going to be the greatest but i'm a comedian i go but i i always loved you. Attitude and that's the attitude you gotta have when you go into something like that or else you never get halfway there right you know and he's looking at his guy and he put his arm around my shoulder. I liked this guy. You know you know and i go yeah. I'm gonna be the biggest atomic that's the world ever saw no and and wish me and he was just cool as the bay. You know even telling you the story now. It's like a surreal story right yeah and and then years later after made it i was friends with his daughter may may who does comedy and i. I told her the story when i met him when i was young and she actually asked him about it and she comes back she goes. Now doesn't remember the what was graded but the i get that all kinds of people come over to me that maybe i met thirty years ago thirty big five years ago. I can't remember you can't remember everybody that yeah. They remember meeting you because you're the guy that made it impossible the bulletin me that'd be angie or everybody. You took a picture with or talk to put three minutes. You can't remember that shit but i remember i remember it and then it happened you know and then after the michael mann thing two years later we're at a party together one in alleyway parties and i'm talking to michael and we talk about that little meeting. We had any goes dice. What would you say ed to a guy telling you right right. You know i'm gonna give me three months in the biggest star in the world. You would finish face like i did you true but it happened that that's the bottom line thanks. How close are you this day. You know to this day. You know comics comics wanna do that. They wanna come that so it. You know i influenced these great and i've influenced these generations comics..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

The Kirk Minihane Show

03:57 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

"And i was like i was great up to this point right now that i'm gonna make your butts. It's no good but you're smart enough. You're smart enough to know that when that happens when the the media goes goes after you it only galvanizes your fan base. It's not dissimilar in a weird way. Trump does now where your fan base is like. Fuck the new york times fuck time magazine fuck bill cosby the way we would always dump on you all of them the only one that really backed me up one hundred percent was eddie murphy i mean he was amazing mazing with me but other than him in having me on all the time right you know and you know every comic was doing doing morning. Talk shows like how i shouldn't even be allowed to perform it would decrease so my wall personally went up like i don't want to bother with anybody. You know what i mean the fan. The fans were amazing so this dana amazing. I'm you know i made it thirty years ago and i'm. I'm just i'm cooking. It's just amazing when you and <hes> so the the the the media you know came after me a year. There was no ensuite. What so you said you know. I'm always curious about your tray so for me. You kinda showed up the first time i ever saw you. Oddly enough was on different strokes as a kid right. You're on a couple of episodes. Were <hes> like the the bill as i was developing. My acting career development might like stand you move out to l._a. At that point no i was oh i was in l._a. By i started i know my career because the people that talked to me about doing docs and cher cher and like a big like <hes> like there's this one guy that wrote <hes> straight outta compton. I've i've had some meetings with the writing like the bio pic you know and so so i know my history pretty good as far was when i saw that i saw that hits in brooklyn <hes> some but thirteen eight okay not when i got on stage you know that's no seventy seventy yeah thirteen seventy a yup went on with my with different act obviously <hes> it was the jerry lewis character the nutty professor and i would turn into john i would turn into john travolta from greece right and the place when wizards yeah and it was an audition i and i got hired to headline that weekend and pulled rise and larry larry miller were on that same bill not where i became friends with them. <hes> you know so yeah. Nobody goes up the first time and get fired the headline. This yeah sure sure i'm right. It was just a certain kind of act. I then by doing the whole greased lightning number that both the dinning brings brings green and fever was still in in theaters. Yeah it was so so right from the start. I i knew i wanted to be the actor but i figured why not use a comedy stage rather than going acting school with a once a week. Why not use a comedy states that i could be up there every night because producers directors. They all go to comedy clubs so i was i was i started in seventy eight hundred number and round up but that'd be wary seventy nine. Which you know was very next six months later. I'm at the comedy so fucking doc and what did you. Oh you're gonna love this. You know the podcast the only reason i heard your car before whenever you want <hes>. I can't believe i'm telling you so so what happened is i. I fly out to <hes> l._a..

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"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

The Kirk Minihane Show

04:35 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

"You. You know bucket list time if you said to ten guests when i started this podcast e._v. Would dice would definitely be on that list like all fucking no question about it no question excellent. <hes> and i think people will like it. That's my rich. People are gonna like this interview with the great and he's going to be in medford massachusetts a week from today siptah the thirteenth thirteenth thirteenth right and <hes> and then if our friends at foxwoods. We should probably connect with them as well <hes> the fourteenth. He'll be there as well here. He is andrew dice clay. I don't say this often. I'm the same right now. I am talking to a legitimate genius what i say earlier. We taped the show early this morning taping this one for tomorrow one of the top two or three comedians. It's in the history of the world the greatest andrew dice clay dice what's going on. I like the intro so who's not who's not gonna like that. Well i mean i've been. I listened to the dyson in the h._b._o. Special watched and listened to it as i was in junior high school in highschool fucking five hundred times you're the greatest. I always wonder you know with you. <hes> <hes> when you were doing that and you got bigger and bigger and bigger like how angry you get at the people who are critical of you or as a comedian. Did you just not give a option all <hes>. How angry did i get it. The people the nora tons of the world right well. You know what that's so small compared to the attack you know of of the media on me i mean she the <hes> i mean. Just you know she was getting a contract wasn't getting renewed right. You know really didn't have just as a starting point <hes> she was really just using the law and mike right because he wasn't going to renew a contract correct which was up in two weeks so she really just wanted to you know in my opinion create mayhem on the show and all that really it did and i don't know since then i mean it's been a long time since then but at that point it was just the highest rated saturday they night law i ever and down so she really helped build me right. You know knocked me down and what was funny but that is i. I mean honestly now a name. You might see like in a show. She's gone gone right. It was it's done. It's done was done after that and i don't even say that with <hes> you know happy about it because it was just stupid when they would show that is a character driven comedy you know and and you have the hope that it ends up who developed and i'm not saying none of dice ices real as far as brooklyn for the sample you know when you when you when you almost like an elvis type of character is a comic but people why do you walk up the show saturday night live which is based at folk career on that dumb right. She's she's dumbing not knowing what's done. You know you know what i saw go but i will say farts. It's all the media stuff you know. It's march that i like didn't get it because you know when i was struggling comics. You know i would get written up like whether i'd be in texas and new york or you know <hes> hang download <hes> who wound up <hes> i think he created the the daily show but when when he met maze caroline's he was a writer for the daily news news yeah yeah and he wrote he wrote the first big article about me like a full page in eighty six the ice man comment because he saw what was happening and you know so guys like that would write me up like that and it was all positive and then the day my career when i went through when my h._b._o. Special ed which was <hes> <hes> new year's eve <hes> eighty eight going into eighty nine the very next day the new your time started the whole thing writing headline the demise of western civilization.

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"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

The Kirk Minihane Show

01:34 min | 1 year ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show

"His his bed so does it does it is a good long missive about the client business from whom from richie good and then a p._s. Cullen kalinin and i had a moment yesterday when he said i should give him the lead instead of going directly to you after an awkward text telling him that under no uncertain terms what i be handing the lead to him it appears in a cold war he he's gone radio silent on me and i now have control of the fan shaven soon control the instagram but i tried real hard to be civil but damn he's a combatant one fucker hoping to talk further if not i appreciate the silent game. Can i tell you what this here's another example killer. Being a great guy go is he in his mind. He says well. We got dice dice important enough in a perfect world. You'd love that andrew dice clay do a roman remember ask him. You know what here's what we'll do okay for the interview with dice steve. I'm gonna sign mike to ask the ice to do a roman read. I'll trauma. Is that at some point. You're going to find the right moment alaska. If he cares about the show really cares about the show his first question will be about something show related. They'll help us out and get die sort of loose and laughing. I mean i can't imagine first question's gonna be stupid and like now slow interview. No no no no no. I think he learned his lesson after the ship so you go right to roman right of course yeah i'll try esque roman. You swipe it on your cock cock. Get roman dot com slash kirk k. I.

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"andrew dice" Discussed on New Jersey 101.5

New Jersey 101.5

02:40 min | 2 years ago

"andrew dice" Discussed on New Jersey 101.5

"Point five jerseys opening lines coming up at andrew dice clay calling in at nine we're talking about summer new jersey beret now some in new jersey means flies in my kitchen how do we get the flies added a kitchen you get infested the way i am now like we're doing anything different is not like you know there should be a reason is no dead animal in the cabinet or anything it just keeps coming carols in hamilton under jersey one oh one point five carol i see how you doing happy thursday that'd be those that do you i have an easy one and then expensive one okay go ahead isopropyl rubbing alcohol okay right and put it on like a non extreme just like in a puff it's just like you getting alcohol on your is it stuns the flies they drop and you kill him you can use it on any kind of bug now i mean as leads alcohol you want to be careful not to get it in their kids is or your pets is but it almost before it hits the ground and if it hits any surface you just wipe it up but it's that's it you can just pick them up and throw them outside or swab him and him you do this it works yeah i do alcohol you can buy in seventy proof or ninety by the higher concentration i use it to kill all kinds of bugs and then you can just want him i didn't think about the idea of the actual alcohol going into buckeye and then it's pretty good i like that i like that between the salt gun and the alcohol going this is cool carol thanks for the call to new jersey one zero one point five genevieve's in tom's river new jersey one point five genevieve hello how are you i'm listening to your show right and i have a suggestion that my grandson gave to me okay windex windex windex showed him and i plop down that's kind of like the alcohol we just heard right monja windex that's right now they do they do like to hide behind the curtain you're blind yeah when the sun is out when the sun is out basically they go toward the sun okay all right thank you genevieve thanks for calling new jersey one zero one point five something going on is like an argument going on by genevieve it sounded like they were both arguing they had to kill the flies vanna is in cherry hill on new jersey one zero one.

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